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I'm going to get a girl.
Hello everybody.
Good.
Random question. How do you get a girl if you're ugly?
Are you just are you just asking in general? I don't know if that was an insult or not. Hello, everybody flooding in
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Friday everybody chat? It is a fucking react day today
It is a full react day today probably four four and a half hour stream today chat
We are just ripping straight reacts the entire time
So I fucking lock in if I were you we've got some video game trailers to watch some fucking horror
videos to watch some regular videos to watch some funny shit some cringy shit a middle in between maybe some educational stuff as well
Who knows?
tomorrow, I'm not live
Sunday we have reacts into
The food gauntlet as promised from the F cancer charity stream
Monday, we have a charity stream for Trevor project trying to prevent suicide
for people amongst the LGBTQ as well as helping with just broad mental crises in general crises in general
Random game day that day matchy chat stone is up to 10k Tuesday
Dennis disco drops probably some other random shit as well retro rewind either Monday or Tuesday one of the two
Wednesday
Earlier react day probably a short react day like 11 to 2 and then I'm gone this 7th to the 11th
I'm filming with Jack Pembroke a video for his channel as well as a video for my channel
So I'll be gone for five days posting on YouTube every day that I'm gone
And then we're back grinding out stream after that for the rest of May late charity or charity stream late May probably
And then I'm gone for like four days like May 29th to like June 2nd or something like that
Uh, and then we'll go from there.
Uh, that's the schedule. If you have any videos, you have a lot of skips, you can play with it.
You can start to have games, start to have a lot of skips. I play.
Popo, thank you for the fucking 50 subs!
What the fuck?
Is it Popo or Popo?
Popo.
Popo, thank you for the 50 giftings.
Thank you for the 50 giftings and thank you for the 50 fucking subs.
And Purdue, thank you for the 5 giftings as well.
Well, thank you for the five subs math
for the sub, thank you for the thousand buddies.
You're by everything when I'm down her portal,
say I'm Drew Bar, I can't be bored
and then I'll watch your bots,
you do so much for people and charities, you're amazing.
Thank you.
And thank you for the nice message,
thank you for the thousand buddies as well.
But thank you for the thousand buddies,
America Coca-Cola.
Why do I feel like I have 10 KGs of sugar in my mouth
because you're drinking the American dream, buddy.
Diabetes.
David and Lina, you thank you for the sub,
those are for the sub,
but thank you for the five,
give it to Derek for the three.
Not even kidding, you know,
It's crazy people never gotten a nosebleed. I was one of those people after finishing the video
I got a nosebleed for the first time. Wow. Letty David and ace thank you for the sub
Jovert thank you for the three
Second best band in my school. Awesome. Purdue and great for the sub Zayn the
Handrippy Blake Ethan thank you for the three hundred the sub Asian Haley
Ward Joshua Bicky
Galaxy brain and show thank you for the sub the subcube thank you for the three letty David ace and Windax
Thank you for the sub chats
Chats, lock in, it's React Day today.
It's React Day.
We're gonna show the videos
that we're going to be watching in a minute here.
Hold up, sip of the drink.
Okay, well chat, we have a few videos
that we're going to be watching today.
And the videos are as follows.
Videos are as followed, followed, follows.
I don't know.
Followed, follows.
Hold up.
I'm gonna add this as well.
I'm gonna add a little Lottie video.
We'll see.
I'll let you guys choose.
Okay, options, chat.
Off rip, off rip.
And then think of it as how somebody's, I'm drunk.
Can you say hi Emma?
Hello, Emma.
I'm un-downloaded for the three.
Matt King for the sub, Jaycee for the three says,
Joey, my goat, Mikey, Lou, thinking for the sub,
Lone, just thinking for the sub, Lydia,
and David thinking for the sub.
Chat, if I'm able to read full bits, I apologize.
If you send bits, I'll try to read them,
but if I can't read your message,
I apologize.
Chat, run down for the day.
Starting out, starting out.
We have Subnautica too.
You're chopped.
Yep, and you're a stupid chud.
And you're a stupid chud.
You ever think about that?
I've been in my chat.
Idiot, idiot.
Subnautica too.
Trailer.
Early access, date revealed as well.
Hype.
Secondly, we have two options.
We're only doing one of these two.
So I'll actually pull you guys right now.
We have the worst internet trend still happening today
where view-bottling is just as bad.
I'm actually making an appearance in this video as well.
I apt to want to get around here,
but I did want to talk about viewbotting
on the Twitch scale as well.
We could either do trends or a viewbot.
We'll save the other one for another day.
Mods could be do a poll potentially.
A miracle, Durra for the subcube for the three,
Kara and Matt, take it for the subhen take it for the three.
Just got brainstormed three, two hours ago.
How are you awake?
Oh my God.
Well, I'm glad it went well.
Dalbin, Pyro for the subJZ, even the three.
Do both.
We could do both and then cut a video for another day.
We'll do that.
We'll do both, and I'll chop a different video.
Which I won't say, because if I say it out loud,
you guys will complain and say,
I'll go, I wanna see that one.
So, we're gonna do both.
Because if I ever cut a video, people go,
I'll go, I wanna see it.
So we're gonna watch that one on Sunday.
It was a Derek FDB video, we'll watch it on Sunday.
Here's the rundown then.
The worst internet trend still happening today.
View-bottling is just as bad.
What your body type reveals about you,
college majors ranked by their aura.
And this is an age-restricted video,
but you guys have been spam suggesting it.
It might have just been,
I might have gotten one guide in the video suggestion tab
and said, he's just been spamming this,
but it does look like a good video.
Age-restricted requested by the uploader,
very rare that you have somebody purposefully
age-restrict their own video for being an island.
It's a guy exploring like a creepy island
That's like abandoned and has like a bunch of weird,
I don't know if it's a prison
or if this is even a real video.
I don't know if it's, it's not AI or not AI.
What is it called?
What is like the back rooms?
Is it CGI?
It's like generated, but it's not AI.
It is real?
Okay, CGI, it is CGI.
Yeah, we'll do that.
Viewbot first.
We can watch the Viewbot video first
because I'll probably yap about that.
And then we'll go, it doesn't matter what order
we're just watching all of them.
Zon and Ard for the sub B-Stand and Larch for the sub-Drippy for the 3.
Suck at work right now, watching the Navy.
Well, thank you for your service.
You help me stay positive and look at life from a different perspective.
Well, I'm glad I made my help if they give me their service as well, man.
Parker for the 3.
What's the next MMA stream?
I used to do that with CSN.
That was a company.
I haven't worked with them in a while,
but I'm not opposed to working with them in the future.
How it worked was they get, like, licensing deals
to watch certain professional sports.
You know, it would be easier.
I hit up JT Tilly and we watch another slap fight live.
That would be more doable than NMA.
Cause I know JT, JT likes me.
I love JT.
I love the shit that they do over at PLN.
So we could watch a slap fight.
We could watch a coffin match probably.
I would just have to,
I would have to text him,
see what their dates are,
when they're available to do something.
Brazilian jiu-jitsu they do have some jiu-jitsu matches as well
There's a they run a lot of sports
At plm that we could watch so that would be easier and then they I did it was a part of so I don't even remember
What company it was it was a it was MMA, but it was like Amazon
So I was why it was like available on Prime, but I was I had the rights to watch it
You get into weird gray area there Vin run, what's up, Vin run, thank you for the fucking five gifts, bro
W then run Jay-Z and lobe think of the sub crazy for the sub I have think of the three love the streams
You can be playing new backyard baseball. Yes, zon large and R thinking of himself chat lock-in. What's the scariest game?
You've ever played bro. I'm not even gonna lie that shit yesterday
Was it yesterday no two days ago
That shit, okay. No, there's a few games. There's a few games
Don't play this was really fucking scary. That was that was a scary-ass game. That was like top five
I always say that
Summer of 58 was really scary
Silent still to also really scary. That's a sleep paralysis horror game
FNAF 4
Sneak pick FNAF 4 scary game very stressful very stressful game FNAF 4
What else
I'm trying to think of the one it okay, there's a really tall sweaty man
Shirtless and he stares at you. There's also a doll in the room. That's possessed and you're in an apartment
I feel like it's something they're oh god, you're in an apartment and there's an elevator
I'm describing the game chat. Okay. It's not fortnight. What do you mean? What do you mean gay porn? What? Oh
It's because it's all sweaty man. That's you know, good gas. Good gas. No, that's all I was talking about
Um, chat. It's a horror game. No, seriously. I actually know this is like one of the scariest games I've ever played. It's a horror game. You're in a room. There's a kitchen, a bedroom, a room you can't go in in a bathroom.
And there's a tall man that watches you from the room that you're unable to enter. And I played it years ago.
Oh my god, I was just talking to a dad about this. I might be voice acting a horror indie game by the way
We'll play it whenever it drops as well
Bro, what is the name of this fucking game man? I
Played it. It was originally on itch and it got on steam
We have 8,000 people in this fucking chat
Stop typing red dead somebody knows the game somebody knows the game somebody knows the game somebody knows the game chat
I'm no actually no the left. No, bro. It was like some oh my god
I feel like I got a text Geordi about this shit. We were just talking about it. It's not the quarry
It's not the quarry quarries actually now. That's a top five war game. It's not scary. That's where he's not that scary though. Oh
My god, I gotta look this up
horror game. Oh
My god, I played it wait. I've played though. I could look it up on YouTube
Joe Bartolozie
Scariest horror game. I it was on my main channel. It was before I even had a gaming channel. That's how long ago
I played this. Oh my god
This is the game
From the darkness well look at young Bart look at young Bart
Wow, I said sub-notes on them GZ Jesus, dude, I had a weekly cheer goal
So young brows broke here. Look at the background, bro. I had no money
I'm so dead ass. I remember my weekly cheer goal was so I could buy better stream equipment
This was the horse this was the skip brah. I think right here. I actually get some scared
I accidentally hit that
You are fucking kidding me.
Oh, okay.
Wait, actually chat back.
It doesn't look that scary.
It doesn't look that scary, but like in the moment, this game was terrifying, bro.
In the moment, this game was terrifying, bro.
Where's like some other shit?
And I thought that's right.
You used to use one of the keys for one of these things.
Yeah, I do
Right here. I remember that
And he's just watching you now. That's like a top that's like a top five scariest horror game
Because it's like dude
You're in an enclosed space and you just have to walk room to room to room to room to room to room and you're literally solving puzzles
So it's like you're walking from like the room you're in to a room right next to you
But like shit's changing every time you move over those ones are the scare
Yeah, literally ban that guy. Oh, I forgot it's a react day. You know what that means I
Forgot it's reacting. Oh my god that guy, you know, thank you to that channel that just spammed a wall of text to remind me that I just
Threw out in sub only on react days
Anyways
Yeah, no those are like top those are like those are definitely top five horror games
I see zeal face, eve, loaf, lizard, I see and bye, think of the three.
Shimmer, I really like Turner to asshole, I just want to say thanks for being nice to even your more annoying chatters.
I am not nice to my chatters.
I try to be, I apologize after, because even though I crash out on them, I feel bad, but they annoy me.
Lane, think of the five giftings. Adam in metal, the sub Travis, Adam in the sub Issa, and Nolia, think of the sub, I am think of the five.
but he's any philosophy-related stuff today, not today.
No leo for the sub, O-Bags thinking of the sub, Lana and Big for the sub, chat.
Lock in.
Keto for the sub, Windex for the three.
This dropped yesterday.
Subnautica 2 trailer and early access date revealed.
It's gonna be this summer.
This looks a lot more scary and ominous than the first one.
Never mind.
Why is he not reacting?
He just witnessed somebody get taken to their death and just didn't care.
Oh, yeah, that's scary, dude. The deep ocean, man. I really think sub- I'm actually gonna
say subnautica, if you tweaked subnautica so minutely, it would be the scariest game
of all time. Like, you could make a deep ocean horror game by far the scariest thing ever.
And it's not even close. Like, the idea of like looking into that abyss, and it like
actually activates like a primal fear in your body. It's like, oh, that's so scary.
Yeah, make it more darker, or not more dark, make it darker. Yeah, echo more, it already
He does echo again.
Holy fuck.
What the hell are those things?
What's the name?
That's in two weeks!
I'm gonna write that down.
What the fuck?
That's literally, it's literally two weeks.
That shit drops that soon?
Bro, wait, did they have that announced prior?
I thought that shit was gonna come out in like, September.
That's dropping early access in two weeks.
can't believe they went with water again
Bros team got white being even care, but that's what I'm saying killing for the IGN six out of ten
Do the IGN review of that fucking mouse PI for hire so many mice too much cheese
IGN review of subnautica so much water
water. Why is there so much water?
Are there things referencing ocean creatures?
I mean, like, what are we even, I mean, like, you're like, you're just trying to survive
too much. Literally, just getting the most annoying people possible to review games.
Used to play it for times like these. I can't believe that's coming out May 14th.
Is that definitive on Steam? Like, is everybody going to be able to get early access for
that? Subnautica too.
It doesn't even show.
Oh, no, it does.
May 14th.
Wow, man.
Should we play that on drop day?
I feel like I have to.
It's multiplayer, though.
Should I play it single or multiplayer?
That's gonna be the real question.
Cause like single player, I can play it whenever I want.
Multiplayer, new aspect of the game,
definitely a lot more in depth.
But then I have to plan days to play it
with whoever I'm playing it with.
Get a four stack.
The back shop boys, yeah, I know Zuzzi, Sneag and Chris,
you would definitely play it.
Underwater survival adventures
that a new alien world developed by
and in worlds play loner with friends
in a four player co-op.
Adapt to survive by building custom bases
and crafting tools, explore the unknown.
See, here's the thing, chat.
We have two avenues we get around.
If we wanna play Subnautica 2 and explore the world
and have it be a lot more adventurous,
multiplayer is the move, and like funny moments.
If I wanna pan into the scary aspect of the game,
I should do single player.
Wow so right when I get back from filming that video with Jack
Directive 80 20 drops we got to play that probably beat that in two streams
Immediately subnautica drops we're gonna start playing that and then right before late May when I'm gone for like four days
007 drops, so we're gonna have like three long ass games to play
How long do you think subnautica two is going to be probably like 40 hours?
Do a poll?
Yeah, run a poll. I know if I if I do multiplayer it would probably ask sneaks,
you see interest just because I know for sure as well that they'd be down to like run it once
a week the only problem is like we all have to have a day each week that we're actually like able to play
probably takes more than 10 minutes i would agree i would say it's probably longer than an hour
probably shorter than a hundred hours subnautica one when did subnautica one
drop 2018 I feel like he came out even before them bro is that just steam
release when did subnautica come out 2014 yeah early access 2014 on PC full
release 2018. Oh my god I forgot about Subnautica fool zero or below zero. Did
anyone play that? I feel like nobody played that. Subnautica below zero is
like the forgotten child. It was mid. It still has really good reviews but I know
It like pales in comparison to the first one. Yeah, it wasn't as good as the first
It's like Kerbal space program and then they have a Kerbal space to nobody plays it because it sucks
It was like a rushed release
The NTDM played it. Yeah, I know youtubers played it
But I'm saying like broadly some not a co one is so much bigger than below zero and like some not a cutoo
Like you forget about below zero because it's sub not a co one sub not a cutoo
So I'm not like below zero is just like its own weird game that like exists in the multi-verse
It's like the Andrew Garfield spider-man
Sub they were being flax
Men and Chase for the sub only Kyle and George for the sub Mikey think of it a three. It's my birthday. Happy birthday
Joey for the sub
tiny sleepy true wimp
As they give the sub
Ruben lost PV for the subs getting to three
Since today's react posted I'm not looking at your tech talk been thinking of the thousand buddies
How much your background is improved from what I first got here? I do now you just not even have a background
Sheboyne think of the three after the review on an action movie or for a film course stuck between choosing Michael Bay
Transformers movies and Pacific Rim
Transformers, so here I think of the three
You watch the new Rick and Morty season is there one out? It's for the sub but thank you to three
Who's your favorite mod don't have one CD? Think of a sub popo sky a
Hey, AJ for the sub ash out of the three. No already. What do you mean resident evil trailer reacts?
I just played the new resident evil. Is there another one dropping? What'll nobody in drive in the sub Yofo take over the five?
Nobody for the sub mister and keto for the sub when taking the three Lana nobody for the sub eight for the sub
Jat live Joey men and chase they give it a sub. Oh, there's a movie dropping
Oh
Yeah, I'll watch that shit
Ruses for the three back rooms movies rated are sick medical for the subject in the sub
Add a little bit of your gamer subs veg is running low you need to restock now. They're all just in the corners
Could bar 10% off lock in
What Resident Evil is this? Is this a movie of?
Hello? I had a little bit of a problem on the road.
Oh, it's an original.
I was wondering if I could use your phone?
Hello?
I never saw weapons, but weapons was made by the people that made Barbarian, and Barbarian
was the worst movie ever.
I was gonna say this looks like the vibe of barbarian, but better
It was so good. Okay, then I won't knock it. I won't knock it. I haven't seen weapons
I was gonna watch weapons and in the trailer it said from the makers of barbarian and I went nope
That movie was ass
That movie was straight ass and I look at the reviews every day and I go yo people be talking about bodied reviews on Twitch
I on God barbarians reviews are bonded. There's no way
89% of people loved barbarian that movie was straight garbage. You bought views. Yeah, everybody here's fake. No, dude
Barbarian is actually fucking terrible. Why? Because it it pant. I'm not good
Barbarian opens up with people double-booking an Airbnb and this creepy basement and it's such a great aura
And you're like, oh my god, this is gonna be the best fucking horror movie I've ever seen
One of the guys it's like this woman in the sky double-booking Airbnb the the guy
sleeps in like the
One room the woman sleeps in the other they wake up he she hears a noise the guy's gone
The basement doors open and it opens to another basement within a basement
You're like oh fuck and it's this long creepy staircase
She goes down it and she's in this like mine shaft and she hears him and he's like he's like oh
And then right behind him, you know like when when we're revealing the creepy monster
that's hunting everybody instead of it being like a paranormal ghost or something. That's awesome.
It's a literal naked boob monster. It is an incestual seven foot tall dirty woman
with boobs down to her knees and gross rotting teeth and she just goes and then kills him
and like moshes his head in and then the movie just takes a hard pivot from terrifying to
Disturbing and it like to survive one of the guys that gets at the Airbnb has to act like the
incest monsters baby and like suck on her boobs for like an extended period of time and
Get like changed in shit. It's like dude the movie just takes a pivot for like the weirdest possible turn
Like why did it go this way? I?
I love that scene. Whittle! Whittle! That's not a scene you should say you loved.
NOOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOOO!
what? Well, no, see, this is, this is good. No, this is actually good news for Resident
Evil because if they take the idea of how weird Resident Evil is and they get the weirdest
guy director possible to fucking direct that shit, then it'll actually be good.
So maybe, maybe I'm seeing a positive in this.
Um, look, um...
Then it'll be really disturbing.
I'm really sorry that we...
I think people are cutting off their own fingers and shit.
Disconnected earlier, but, um...
Some things have happened.
Uh!
I'm in like a seriously messed up situation right now.
And it looks like there's a chance that we might not get to talk to each other then
Roondi roondi roondi roondi roondi see what I'm talking about. Why did they just add like weird naked?
So scary and then we're in a sewer and there's just like a really fat guy just like butt naked in the fucking in the sewage
Body horrors fire bro, but this isn't scary Taylor
Okay, maybe but he's not chasing you
I'm being too quick to jobs this looks fire
Surely I'm so serious that is going to be a baby emerging from that fat person's vagina.
Or stomach or something.
He's witnessing something give birth.
It's the naked boob monster from Barbarian.
I love you.
Wow.
That why are they calling it Resident Evil though?
if it's not an adaptation from any of the games.
Like that, that's what I don't get.
It has nothing to do with the Resident Evil series.
So is it just like, is it just a means of
like pulling in viewers or it's like the fallout show?
It's nothing like the fallout show.
The fallout show is just like the game.
The fallout show references the game so much
It oh, it's in raccoon city. Okay, so the resident. That's that's what it is resident evil the movies in raccoon city
Maybe it takes place. Yeah in between two and three is what you're saying, but fallout show references all the games
All the games I it's not it's it's like yeah, it's not the game itself
like it's not a full just remake like exit eight was but
It's still it's still in that verse. You know what I mean? That's a show too. Yeah, they also have to elongate it more
That's still looks good. All right
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First video of the day view botting is just as bad
This is a video of that one week posted that I'm in part of
of talking about Twitch viewbotting, YouTube viewbotting.
I think it's an interesting conversation.
I kind of want to share my two cents.
I think a lot of people don't know.
Like a lot of the viewbotting that goes on in Twitch
is like such a gray area,
even for a lot of social media influencers themselves,
where if you're a viewer, you don't know who's viewbotting.
If you're a streamer, you don't know who's viewbotting
and we don't know how many bots there are.
Some people it's obvious. Before we even start, there is one recent person that is viewbotting
or getting viewbotted, not even viewbotting themselves, right? So there's the big difference.
There's people that viewbot and there's people that get viewbotted.
And most people when they're talking about viewbotting are people that are viewbotting themselves.
But then there's instances of people that actually are just getting viewbotted and it's not even their fault.
I would say one instance is Asian Jeff.
This is a grossly inaccurate representation
of what view-bottling is.
Asian Jeff went from having like 300 viewers
at the bottom of April to 100,000 viewers in a day.
That is not, like what we're going to be talking about
in this video is like people that are view-bottling
a percentage of their audience
to kind of give them a one-up on their competitors
while still maintaining a majority actual human viewership
and just botting like the back end to make it,
flesh out their numbers a little bit better.
This is just like 99% view bots.
You know, like 100,000 viewers for five hours,
600 followers, that just doesn't happen.
This he actually did gain 3K followers.
So I think the view botting is actually getting him viewers
but I did see him tweet out about how
Somebody's viewbotting him and he wants twitch to help and they're just not so it's called motion
I mean maybe I would say like there is a percentage of these people that are real just because you're like if you're viewbotting
50k viewers you're reaching the top of recommendation pages
But I'm just like surprised which hasn't done anything about that seven days in a row
I tapped into one of the streams. He was doing a cooking stream. I thought like a hundred K viewers and just nobody was typing
So it's like you chat is not a definitive way though
There's a few ways you can tell whether or not people viewbot, but none of them are like definitive and that's what we talk about in this
He's alone in like half this video and then I come in the call later thought about doing. I don't think I'm gonna do it
I don't think I'm gonna do it
But I think it'd be a fun experiment because there's been some conversations actually talking to Connor today about
Viewbotting I was talking to Connor today about viewbotting and I've run an experiment before about
starting a brand new Twitch channel and seeing how long it takes for somebody to recognize me.
Yeah, he already did that, but if he did a view-bottling channel, like if you were going to do an experiment as a Twitch streamer,
that already has popularity, where you make an alt account and you view-bott yourself and see how long it takes to get popular,
you would have to do like no face cam voice changer.
Like if I did that, I would have to be like burnt peanut.
Like I'd have to like a turn on a voice changer and like a vtuber model and
Because if it's me you're gonna be like, oh, it's just Joe, you know like
Once you once you see it. It's not like oh, this is some new person. I like to watch it's like
Oh, no, this is just Joe Bart under another fucking username
The burnt penis. Yeah, I would be I would be an uncircumcised penis vtuber. That's what I would be the burnt penis
no
Somebody asked right before, though, when I started the video, if I've ever been view-botted,
I have been view-botted in the chatbot sense.
There are people that chatbot viewbot, which is where they, like, spam you with 200 viewbots
that just spam the same message over and over again and, like, ruins your chat.
But I have never been...
Actually, no, that is true. I have been view-botted before, but not in an extreme sense like Asian Jeff is.
Also, I see BitDonuts coming in.
I'm going to read them right now, but then I'm probably not going to be able to read them for a while, tiny of the three.
I'm 16, attempted suicide twice. Well, please get the help you need, man. I'm glad that you're still here.
I was at the hospital recovering. I bid your videos for hours and everything. How much you meant for me? Well, I'm glad I'm able to help, but please get the help you need.
If you've attempted twice, you got a lot of recovery to do, man. I wish you the best.
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Thought about doing it on a brand new channel and just viewbotting that new channel to see if it gives you a leg up
But I think even viewbotting from an experiments perspective labels you a viewbotter in a way
That's probably not good even if you're doing it's fucking lame it fully for that experiment
You actually just did the active viewbotting which I think wouldn't come across but I am curious could you get banned on me?
Oh my god, there's me
That's why I wanted to watch this because I wasn't live and I hopped in call and I was like I want to talk about this on stream
There's me. I'm like, oh, yo, I start pitching Adam. I'm like, yo get me in the call
And maybe I mean the call I'm talking about this like who gives a fuck about getting banned on twitch
I mean candidly right you lose the income of being able to stream on twitch for the period that you are banned
But like twitch has shown like very little fucking
and willingness to ban creators,
even who do heinous shit for a-
Yeah, it is weird.
Twitch will ban people,
but like most bans are actually just like three week timeouts.
Like if you get banned on Twitch,
you usually end up getting unbanned in like five days,
just through like some sort of finagling.
Cause it's like, unless you did something that,
like unless you actually murdered someone,
Twitch isn't gonna ban you
because they're losing out on your revenue.
Cause if you get banned,
just gonna go to another fucking streaming platform.
Like creators that actually get full turbo banned on Twitch,
just go to Keck or Rumble or YouTube.
But, and then they just end up,
Twitch just loses revenue from that.
So it's like, why would they wanna ban you?
So, unless you're actually not providing anything
to the platform, they wanna keep you on.
Period, longer than a month.
So it's like, who actually fucking cares
about getting banned on Twitch?
Like cheating on a different Rainbow Six Siege account.
Yeah, I guess it is like cheating on an alt account.
I don't cheat on my man guys, just my alt.
But I don't know, but we basically
were having the conversation,
how many streamers do you think view bots?
Cause I end up saying it later,
but I'll say it again right now.
I think it's a lot less than people think.
Some people think nobody view bots,
but a lot of people think everyone view bots.
And I think they don't understand the grasp
of how much those people are view-bottling.
Like the average person that's view-bottling on Twitch
isn't view-bottling 90% of their viewers.
Like when people think about view-bottling, they're going,
oh, this person that has 15K viewers
is fucking view-bottling.
They have nobody real in their chat.
That's just not possible, right?
Like to have an active, interactable chat
with no one in it that's real is highly unlikely.
The realistic response or the realistic answer
is that 30% to 40% of their viewers are fake, right?
You need 1,000 real people typing in your chat
if you're a 15K viewer streamer to have it feel real, right?
Because then you have unique chats of like real people typing
rather than just spamming emotes
or messages that are just like brainless, you know?
You need people that are actually typing things of substance
that make the point of streaming, the point of streaming.
Otherwise, it's just like word vomit in chat.
That means nothing.
That's why I throw it in sub only on fucking react days
because I don't wanna deal with that shit, right?
But I would say that the realistic sense
is if somebody is 15K viewers and they're viewbotting,
they're not viewbotting 12K, they're viewbotting six.
They have 9K real raw viewers
and they're viewbotting six of them
because that puts them from a top 500 streamer to a top 100 streamer, you know?
They're moving the goalpost very far with a 30% to 40% UBOT that they're doing, you know?
It puts them in another league of streamers, you know?
Because the average big streamer on Twitch is like 3 to 8K viewers.
Like you hover that three to five K Andy range
Most of your streaming career if you're bigger right most streamers in that sense even then
Average like 400 years like the average full-time streamer probably averages like 300 viewers 200 viewers and
Of that group, I would say a higher percentage could be view-botted
Like I would say if you're looking at the top
The people that you bought are view-bottling 20 to 30 percent if they're view-bottling
The people that are lower like 500 viewers or less if they're viewbotting
Yeah, they're viewbotting 90% of their viewers, but it's so fucking obvious
500 because here's the thing
people always go
Well, you know not everybody's a chatter, you know, not everybody's a chatter. That's true
You know a large majority of the people that what that are watching right now. You guys are eating a snack
You're not typing you're watching on your TV. You don't even have a computer. It's a laptop in front of you
You know, you're just watching but the smaller the streamer the more interactive the chat and that's a fact in my mind
Not always if you're doing like long playthroughs or subathons
But when you're smaller streamer you have a higher percentage of viewer to chatter ratio
So if you have 10k viewers and you're a bigger streamer
You might have 3k chatters and 7k people watching you and just not typing
But if you have 500 viewers
350 of them are typing
So if you go into a twitch stream that has 500 viewers and they're doing something that should be
Interactable like a reactive video and no one's typing
That's suspicious now if they're doing runescape
With 500 viewers and it's 1 a.m. And they have vibe music playing and nobody's typing
They might not be viewbotting they might just not have a reactive chat
You have to think of who's what game are they playing?
how many viewers do they have and
How interactive are they trying to be with their chat like that's it's not as simple as just like oh dead chat
They're viewbotting you know it's a mixture of shit. Oh, thank you for the 5k biddies. How do you know who's a bot?
What do you mean? Kobe and Bay thinking for the sub Jay-Z Alex a drawer thinking for the sub
It's a people thinking for the raid Mike and no for the sub X and pal thinking for the sub tiny for the three
vanilla for the sub
You don't know who's a like
It's not a definitive
But like the best way that I would say you see what view-botted chatters are like is when they just type emotes that have
Nothing to do with what's going on
Not like like if you're playing CS and everybody's typing you die and everybody types not like this
And it's like it's interactive, you know, it's a real human going that was stupid
I'm gonna type an emote that makes sense
Now if you're just doing a reaction and somebody's just spam typing craig asm
Like Dorito emotes, like they're more likely a bot now. They might just be an idiot
Right like that might actually just be a dumbass like there are people that just type like that, but
But view bots usually type stuff that has no like no purpose being there and it's not a complex chat think a lot of people are slowly recognizing that more people view bot and I think it's it's one too far.
I'm typing Doritos, I swear to God, chat,
this is all I can't do this shit.
For the double leader.
You just think like, stop.
70% of streamers are some like crazy high number
of people viewbot, but I feel like it's actually quite low
compared to the average person.
Out of the top 100 streamers,
that like personality streamers, not just top,
because a lot of the top streamers are like CSE sports
channels and shit.
Out of the top 100 people streamers,
I would say 15 to 20 of them viewbot.
I think of themselves.
I think 30 of them get viewbotted,
but I think 10 of them aren't trying to viewbot.
I said 10%.
I would say a little higher.
The top 100 streamers.
Going back to it.
Yeah, I think, I think what makes chats right.
I think Joe's number is close.
I think of the top 100 streamers, top 200,
maybe 10% viewbot.
And I'm sure there's a lot of smaller creators
who viewbot who it's harder to detect
because most people just aren't aware of the channel.
But I think most people don't viewbot.
But I think now at like NMP sets and crazy shit on Twitter
that 75% of the top streamers view ball.
Yeah, that's just not true.
65% of the top at least, if not higher,
I've talked to Twitch now exactly,
it was about it, TLDR was get over it, so it's GGs.
My personal info on this matter
through the people that I know
is that I've been told by more reputable sources
source is specific streamer names that you bought 20 to 30% of their audience.
I'm not going to say those people, but, and because I'm also not sure if that's true,
right? I'm not going to air that out off of what I've been told from somebody.
You know, I'm not leaning into this like, oh, I'm just gonna believe this shit, you know?
But I've been told that like, you know, four or five names at the top that view
And they view about like 20 to 40% of their audience they have real viewers
But they're actually like a 5k Andy and they they're but they're botting to be 12k
Which just seems pulled out of his ass extra Emily Defo does it because who's watching her? Okay?
I I don't like that logic. I don't like that logic. You could say that about anybody
Like you could say that about anybody people always go this person's botting because who the fuck would watch them?
It's like people you don't understand the amount of content that anyone would watch right like you could say that about me
You could say that about XQC you could say that about fucking Jinxie or Rekai like any stream if you don't like their content
You could be like why would anybody watch them?
You're it's kind of circular logic, right?
You're just you're using your own subjective taste to dictate who view bots because you're saying something you don't like has views
But that doesn't make any sense that you obviously know that there are creators who you don't fuck with who get views
So you can't just use the logic of I don't like everybody saying I
I don't think Rekai view bots. I think Rekai's audience is
Is mainly gen alpha?
Like I I would say Rekai's audience is younger than the average twitch viewer
So, from the perspective of somebody that's like 17 to like 25, you're going why does
Rekai have 15,000 viewers?
But I think like half of Rekai's chat is like 12 years old.
So you just don't know, you don't know anybody that watches Rekai because why would you know
anybody that watches Rekai?
They're for they viewbot.
Unless you just live through a worldview where you are a, like a main character syndrome.
What I like is a true objective taste so anything that I don't like that has views must be modest
So his chatters are under to ask well, I'm not just saying that I realistically Rekai's viewers are probably like 15 to 16
but like
The average twitch audience member is probably older than like I would bet Rekai has a younger audience than like queso
Like even though queso is more family friendly
I would say queso's audience is probably older like people that watch queso are like a lot of the times late teens early 20s
maybe even 30s, you know, dude, Emily got hold by Mr. Beese.
I will say that she got hold by Mr.
Beese on that video.
Well, she leaked she leaked the stream attorney.
I'm going to fast forward a little bit.
So quick. What up, bro?
I just I want to have the take.
This is keep in mind.
This is after we sat in a discord call for an hour
Waiting to start a rainbow tourney just to get seven owed by spoilt
We sat a call for an hour to play 15 minutes of rainbow and then I got off. Sorry I I love talking about this
Have the tape I think that 10 per yeah, I would say like 10 to 20 percent of the top streamers viewbot
But I think they viewbot like 30 to 40 percent of their viewers
So I don't think like I think some people believe that the top streamers are you know, 12k viewers and you know
11k of them are bonded. No, I think more realistically
There's a lot of streamers that average, you know anywhere between 7 and 15k views and
30 to 40 percent of them are they're trying to get themselves to the next level of stream game
So they get better sponsors and they get in better stream circles rather than like I really think it
It's not even just sponsors.
I think the big thing is like,
to have the pool,
to get clipped more,
to then actually naturally grow.
Oh, I'm just botting every single...
Okay, who the fuck said who's this jackass and lugs call?
Single viewer I have.
The only person that I actually think
might have done that was Jack DeRdi.
Cause like when I would tap,
oh my God, Jack DeRdi.
No, Jack DeRdi's the only person
that I actually think might have been about it.
Like definitively.
Like I like obviously we're talking about like, you know,
there are people that you bought, but like, no, when he was on
Twitch and he had like 3k viewers, I was like, brothers, no way.
Couldn't do that guy's Twitch stream chat was dead.
No one was typing and he'd have like 3,000 people in stream.
Yeah.
And I was like, there's no way.
I think it's more realistic that they're doing a marginal number.
Somebody's botting for they're doing a marginal number that it's
realistic and easy enough to hide.
Uh, you know, I'll go as far as to say, I think even if you're like,
you could like, I, I'm okay.
I'm going to say this. I'm saying this as a pure hypothetical.
I don't viewbot.
But right now, I have 10K people in my chat.
If I viewbotted 4K, no one would know.
No one would know.
Like, you would have no...
There wouldn't be a change in anything.
I also have a more active chat than most other streamers, right?
Like, I'm in stub only and my chat's going, I would know.
Okay, apparently, everybody would know.
All of you guys are jokes.
10% or 15%, 20% of people would have viewbot.
I think 90% of those people don't even touch the view-bottling like somebody else is either doing it on there
Yeah, you might be getting view-botted and you're not even hitting the bot like you don't even know
Yeah, I think like that's what I think's happening with a Asian Jeff because I don't see a world where he would bought himself
100k viewers because that would be so expensive like I
With what happened what's happening with Asian Jeff right now?
I'm so genuinely curious how much whoever's botting him is paying
because viewbotters are like viewbots aren't it's like we end up talking about prices and Ludwig looks it up
It's like pretty fucking expensive to viewbot like 80 viewers like 80
It's 80 viewers that chat
So I have probably there's price differences from just like a bot that views versus a bot that chats
Because I think most people are probably opting for a chat bot rather than just a viewbot because it that's probably where the price is
separate. It's probably a lot cheaper to have a bot just give you a view on Twitch than a bot
that's actually also typing to make it seem like you're real.
Very few people would even engage so openly with it. They would just have someone do it for them
or someone do it for them without their consent. You know what I mean?
Yeah. I mean, I used to have a problem where people, it's not even a view bot. It's like,
have you ever gotten like chat bot spammed? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like one guy just has like 500 accounts that just spam the same message and then you
to put your chat in shield mode. Yeah, it's fucking annoying. I think he ends up looking the price up.
But your viewers are not authentic. And I think you could pay a website to be embedded or get paid
media to promote your stream. And it's not. Sorry, I just fast forwarded like a jackass. What is he
saying? I don't remember. I was in the call and I can't remember what he's saying. Do the site
affect your life. You're saying like if you were on another platform and you're paying for
Yeah, like, you could pay, you know, for example, I guess Fextra Life used to do this, right?
Like, Fextra Life would have a bunch of people going to their website for guides on how to beat Elden Ring,
and then they would have a stream of somebody playing through Elden Ring, and that stream would have like...
Oh, embedded views! Yeah.
Where you put yourself on a site where you're the main page and it's just auto views.
That's Twitch Front Page.
Twitch Front Page is empty viewership.
When people go, oh, do you Twitch Front Page in this OP thing ever?
Twitch front page will not grow you at all because quick twitch front page it gives you the views
But no one follows you and nobody chats because if you're on twitch front page. Yes, it will it helps
I'm not saying it does nothing, but I'm saying I I remember chat. I did a fucking
Dijorno pizza. I
Did a Dijorno pizza ad while playing Assassin's Creed years ago. I averaged
2000 viewers.
I went live with 12K people in my chat,
and none of those people followed me,
chatted, or interacted with my stream at all.
It's people that just have the Twitch page open.
It's like a cable TV view.
20K viewers because it'd be embedded into the site of Fextralife.
And on paper, it's like a fine practice.
You own the website, Fextralife.
You have a Fextralife stream.
It's okay to embed your stream on Fextralife.
But your viewers are not you know the other shit that the only other thing that I would say people viewbot in more
In actually like more likely viewbot is like comp play
tourney streams
I'm not saying like I don't think rocket league does this
I'm just using rocket league as an example
I think RLCS is one of like the most real raw viewerships because I think rocket league is one of the biggest games that does exist
But I think like games that hold pro play turnies and have like 80k viewers
I could see those companies viewbotting because if you're a video game
You want your you want your pro scene to look a lot bigger because that makes your game seem a lot more popular
Because games with big pro scenes are always just big in themselves
So it looks really bad on the game itself if your pro scenes lame
authentic and I think you could pay a website to be embedded or get paid media
to promote your stream and it's not like it's not bots in the same sense like
they're not genuine viewers who are engaging in directing the stream well
then wouldn't you say the same thing about like being on twitch front page
that's what I was just saying I'm fast-forwarding he ends up pulling up
Oh wait, here it is, only one up by one.
All right, every go to Twitch, whether you're having a-
Oh, I make this point.
I make the point that a viewbot has to be a complex system
where they're giving you different views
from different IPs.
Because if you, this is just also a tip for people.
If you wanna give yourself a view on Twitch
and you watch yourself on, like say you're trying to grow
and you have your stream on like three TVs in your house
and you're trying to give yourself three views
It'll give you one.
Because if you watch a stream from the same IP
on 30 different devices, it counts as one device.
Because if you're watching from the same location,
it doesn't help if you count at all.
Count or not.
And I want you to put this guy's name in.
His name is RoosterPB, right?
Yeah, I think this is like a whole college classroom.
Like I think like a hundred people join
and it gives them one view.
to all go have people, right? Including me now. Alright, there we go. So now we've got 17 people.
Oh, it's only 17. I'm a jackass. Well, plus me, how many viewers should he have? Yeah, well,
with 17, 18 people, we just joined his chat, he had 10 viewers. How many viewers does he have now?
12. Why does he not have 20 something? Because you are all on the same network.
because like it actually gauges like location and other factors like you can't if you were like a
new twitch streamer and you just like pull up your own stream on like four separate accounts
it won't even give you more than one view right yeah because it'll be like under the same I used
to do that when I started um internet I would watch my own youtube videos as well at why
I say my cake did nothing but it's just like the mental idea of like supporting yourself
Bro, I would put on my own YouTube videos on repeat. Yeah. Yeah, I think I don't know
That's why I did nothing
It'd be interesting to try a genuine view-bottling experiment to see like because I think the argument right now
How much are you gonna view bot like are you gonna like you you would have you can't view bot yourself like?
Thousands of viewers. I feel like twitch would flag that like what's what this happened right before the Asian Jeff thing and twitch
is not flagging it at all. It's more realistic. I actually, I think the people at the top viewbot,
yeah, 30, like 10% of them viewbot 30 to 40% of the viewers. I feel like it's more common
that like Twitch streamers with like 300 viewers are botting 250 of them.
Yeah, I would say like, if you were gonna, bro, play a funk, thank you for the five gifted
subs, thank you for the five gifted subs, thank you for the five gifted, we appreciate it.
W play a funk. Love you, bro. Um, if you were going to view bot, I would say the most beneficial viewer range to view bot is when you're at like 400 viewers.
If you are at 400 viewers and you viewbot yourself to a thousand you look way bigger
for sponsors for the average
viewer
Like you look like a lot larger of a channel
Perspectively if you're if you're in that W advice. It's not advice. I'm saying don't viewbot
I'm saying if the like if I was a streamer in that viewer range
It would be the most incentivizing for me because you have enough money from your 400 viewers to make a living and
You have enough to throw into the viewbot ring that you're able to kind of skyrocket yourself a little bit in an unnatural way
Now my side conversation is those twitch streamers that do that are
Are stupid instead of just investing into like clipping yourself or editing your shit down and trying to grow naturally on YouTube
Because the amount of Twitch streamers that only stream on Twitch and never promote themselves anywhere else is astronomical like it is 2026
How are you still?
Streaming and going why am I not growing when you're literally only going live and that's it
Like almost the majority of their views are bodied and they're just trying to push themselves up to like a more recognizable
recognizable. How is 400 viewers going to make a living? Sneak snag. And you realize,
you realize like an average 400 viewer streamer could probably make like anywhere between
like 50 and 70K a year. Twitch, if they're running ads, like if you're running ads,
You can make like I don't run ads on my Twitch.
So I make as much as like a 4k viewer streamer
like Lacey and Ron and them make way more than me
because they spam run ads.
I don't, I have a higher sub count.
But if you run ads consistently on a channel
with like 400 viewers, you could make,
you could make a full-time salary from that.
It depends though.
I was talking about this the other day too.
Having a raw view count doesn't immediately translate
to the amount of money that you're gonna get.
It's not as simple as other social media platforms
because it's really how engaging your audience is
if you're having a cyclical viewer rotation,
are you having 400 stagnant viewers
or are you having 400 rotational viewers?
Because you could be a 400 viewer streamer
with 2,000 people that entered your stream
and a five hour stream
and just 400 of them stayed the entire time
or you could be a 400 viewer streamer
that had 30,000 people rotate through your stream
in a seven hour span.
And in that sense, you're probably rotating,
You're rotating more viewers, you have less dedicated viewers,
so you have less sub revenue, but you have more ad revenue
because you're able to run more ads
because you're having more people cycle through your stream.
So it's like, it's a lot harder to determine
what is like a view range
that you're able to be full-time at.
But there's people that could be full-time
at like 60 viewers recommended.
That'd be expensive, no, to viewbot.
I have no, I don't even,
how much does it cost to viewbot?
I don't know, I haven't gone to the websites yet.
I've talked to like, I know that, okay,
I'm not 100% I know some names in the twitch sphere that I've been told are pretty sure confirmed
Yeah, I already said that blah blah blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is where he goes over the prices
See, this is just a regular website
$40 a month gets you 25 live viewers 25 realistic chatters
50 permanent followers custom chat lists and 500 bod slash clip views
And if you get $650, if you pay $650 a month, which works out to be what, 10 months would
be $6,500, $1200, $1300, $7,800 a year, gets you $750 live viewers.
I don't see a world where that's worth it, I think $75 live viewers, like in last year
somebody already with a thousand viewers I don't see why that would be like lucrative hold up
all right it's better to tap into your stream like they'll be in your stream
say you want us to view about you no I I would actually say that there's been date like duty
You see how we're in trouble only right now, 24 hours.
I think, I love being able to entertain
as many people as I can.
Being real though, the prime chat range is 6K viewers.
Once you surpass 8K viewers,
there's just like goblins that enter the space.
And like they've never been here, but now they're here
and they're just like really rude and spammy
for today if you need them to.
They're chatters. Yeah
What do you mean they're chatters? I don't know realistic chatters like AI. Yeah, like realistic chatters. What does that mean?
I I feel like that's a lie like a realistic chat from a viewbot is not
Interacting with your stream. It's got to be like it's got to be a realistic chatbot just typing like random
Sentin maybe not a sentence even like e-notes and then just like LMA. Oh, oh, that's so funny
some shit like that
All right
Dubfake it in a 3 I love hearing your opinions always bring nuance the topics was really refreshing
Thank you, brother Felix and heavy for the subreddit of the raid penokiki happy chip
I'm right now. I'm thinking for the sub lock-in a chat box. Yeah, I guess this is realistic chatters. Hmm. I
actually understand the logic if
If you were to play Super Mario 64 you need 75 viewers in your top three in the category
Yeah
If you were to start a brand new Twitch channel in your top three in the category like people might click that category bouncing from another
Streamer who just ended or you know
We're just curious about it and they'll be more likely to click you top three than if you're you know
I used to scroll down for you
So like I wonder how much that works if that because that's yeah
You're not making your money back, bro
Like if you're a viewbotter if you're a viewbotter on Mario fucking 64 and you average 10 viewers
And you viewbot 75 and now you're at the top and you have like one chatter come into watch
It's like some random guy. That's like I really want to watch Mario 64
You know, I've been really craving Mario 64 content and they Google that and they click on you
And now they're watching your stream like are you really gonna turn them into a dedicated viewer?
your chat's dead because all of your views are view-botted and
They're gonna join your stream. I
Feel like you're you're launching yourself into like a if I'm talking if you're like new streamer
If you're like five views new streamer and you launch yourself into a hundred viewer category
People are gonna expect a streamer at a hundred viewer
Entertainment range does that make sense?
Like, if you join a 5U stream, most of the time, the vibe is a lot different than a 100 viewer stream.
Even if it's the same person.
Like, you're joining, they're a lot quieter, they're a lot shyer.
They're not interacting with chat very much.
So now if they're launching themselves into this different hemisphere, right, it's like,
I feel like it would just come off like, what is happening?
That's the layman's life.
I don't...
Yeah, you can tell if somebody's an experienced streamer.
And there are people that are experienced streamers that like the 10 viewer range like I've rated guys that like hold fucking 8k viewers
We're all naturally 10k or 10 average viewers
You know, they're just entertaining as fuck and those guys are the guys that are gonna grow, you know
But I'm just saying like the average person. That's literally going I'm gonna view by think that's I don't think that's causing enough growth
Though to off I feel like when you resort to view bobbing
You're like refusing to go down these other avenues that like are able to grow you better
You know and I think there would be some people that are like, yeah, you're just a jackass. Maybe they already tried all those things
And I'm like, yeah, but if you're resorting to viewbotting I'm like is that like I feel like if you're at the point where you're viewbotting
It's like is streaming for you
You know, but the cost of 650 a month to put you was reacting to himself
Actually, I'm reacting to Ludwig and myself. Oh my god. Hold the fuck up
And that in that category the 75 viewers it's dude, it's 20 bucks a week or 60 a month
$60 a month for that to end up top three. Well, and then here's another here's another top three on Mario 64
That's the thing though
It's not like it's like you're spending $20 a week to launch yourself in the top category of a category that averages
500 viewers in less squeaks is playing it like if you go on tWitch like this is tWitch if you go on tWitch and you
Scroll where is Mario 64?
All the way down here
All the way down here.
I mean, like you're scrolling that far.
Like I just don't, I don't see a world where that's like,
that's not like, if there's no way you're getting an R,
you're not, you're not getting a return on your investment.
For thing that I'm wondering, if you view bot
and you run an ad, do those boted views
go to your ad revenue?
See, that's what I think the answer is no.
And I think Twitch has the ability
to differentiate between-
They can tell, but they're not doing anything
about the numbers.
No, they're not.
YouTube it does the same thing where YouTube can tell what something I would the reason I made that point was because I was like if you do
bought 75 viewers
Just fucking rip five minute mid rolls
You know turn your money back then I get it because if you have if you have 75 if you have 75 years
I'm just ripping ads, you know, but I guess it just doesn't count spotted
But they're more likely to just not pay out the money for the the views then then remove the views
They're not trying to fucking hurt their bottom line. Yeah, it makes their platform look better if certain people have, you know
Viewbump, you know, I was thinking about and I think this is happening more and more
You know about paid Clippers right paid Clippers is like whatever a meta that people participate
I get hit up all the time by other creators going yo, who do you pay to clip and I go?
Do you pay people to clip?
No, actually I get I get I get hit up all the time because I get clipped on tech talk a lot
But I think I get clipped on tech talk a lot by people that are making minute-long videos and then making ad revenue off of me and
The average Twitch streamers paying Clippers to clip them
Everybody pays to clip I don't like I don't pay Clippers
it's I
Used to pay an editor and I would post clips on my own channel
But like when people say they're paying Clippers they're paying like individual companies of guys to make 10 different accounts and spam post clips of you
And I'll get hit up by those guys doing they'll be like we could really launch here
They always do the same copy and paste fucking bullshit some guy on Twitter. He's always like 23 some dude. That's 23
So I've done some deep dives in your analytics and I've realized that you have a lot you have a high cat potential
Look at your content. I could see we could really transform your channel
My team of me and eight other guys are going to be able to really boost you to the next level
We have a payment plan that we could introduce to you. Do you have any time to hop on a call in the next week or two?
Block
Yeah, thanks for the email big dog spam throw that in the spam that's dog shit
Yeah, that will be like your thumbnails are really lacking. Here's what I could do they link literal AI
AI they link AI thumbnails your shit's terrible pal your your your fucking thumbnails are dog shit
I'm not paying you right what the fuck you're one of the few people though who like authentically just has people and
Can't grows better. Yeah, he just can't spell kangaroo kangaroo is the best thumbnail guy I've ever had he just can't spell
Hold will send me thumbnails all send me thumbnails and there'll be the text in it spelled wrong like nine times
I just have to time to change it
Aging and clipping yeah, but they're but I'm not paying them to clip but they're making money by clipping me sure
They're making they're making minute clips
That's like an old-school way to do it
The new way is where you pay people then you're creating an inauthentic amount of content in organic content that gets shoved in the timelines
Well, I just think if you got to pay people to clip your content
So I feel like the most paid clippers the most paid clippers
It's Twitter because Twitter is like full of engagement paid already
We were already talking about how I think Twitter is the worst platform ever, but I think like where you see the most paid clips is Twitter off kick streamers
I think it or it's not even paid clippers. It would be like clips and we end up talking about it. It would be clips but of
Like a streamer and then in the bottom is like a rain bat ad and
So it's like a clip that's getting views
But somebody in the sphere whether it be the guy posting the the clip itself or like someone else
Yes steak like steak duck. It'll be a clip of like someone like neon or somebody and
In the bottom of the clips and add for like rain bet or
Something else like just some offshore gambling company and I'm like who's getting the money there
Is the clipper isn't the streamer? Is it some middleman? That's running this account like like yeah
But it works you it does. I know that clavicular is an engagement bait literally not allowed on Twitter
Yeah, find me one instance where somebody gets fucking TOS banned for engagement paid
How to his girlfriend's pregnant literally every day you see you see vague posting engagement pay on Twitter
Today, I've never watched a clavicular stream. I have no reason to know about that
I know about that because a paid clipper
But do you think that every clipper in that in that sphere is paid or it's just like some of them are paid and then some of
Them are like, oh, maybe I could actually make money clipping these I think some are I think there's like a paid cohort
And then there's like a like a shoot-off of people who are trying to get that to do it full-time and they're not paid
But I think a good amount are paid especially the bigger ones
The only time I ever paid for clipping was when I would it wasn't even really paid for clipping
I had my own clip account back when I was smaller and I would pay a guy to make clips and yeah
And then they count cop and and I just stopped I used to pay toga
Toga don't know where he's been dude. That was years ago used to pay a guy to clip me
I would post them on my official
Job art clips account. Yeah, that's not even I never different. Yeah, I feel like that's paying an editor
That's just paying an editor. Yeah. Yeah, some people. I mean like some people do it in it. Like I think it's like where's Ramsey at
He's does it squeaks pace
Why first yeah, like he doesn't want to operate his own clip channel, but he'll like pay where's two inch
People to make clips of his streams and stuff and that's wild to me that I I feel like you would get more authentically clipped
Like I watch fucking flashbacks on that one my chat asks me about this. I genuinely watch squeaks
Vods why love squeaks. I will glaze squeaks till the day I die
I think that motherfucker's so funny he pays clippers, but like I get it because here's okay
Here's how I would explain squeaks his content. I think I have I think my streams like this
You know on funny moments
Funny clip on funny moments funny clip
I think if you're at like Ron, it's like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Clip, clip, clip, clip, clip.
Squeaks is just like eight out of ten enjoyment for five hours straight.
Like, if you're watching Squeaks, there's nothing that I'm like,
oh, wow, that's a clip.
But I'm like, he's just funny.
Like, I, like, he's just a wholesome guy.
The vibes are great.
It's like, it's like somebody's just shooting dopamine into your head
versus you getting like a funny moment and then just echoing back to normal.
Like, so it's hard for him to gain viewers.
I will watch unedited squeak spots
Okay
I think you're just high to be doing that. Well, I mean I do get high and I watch
Super Mario maker, but then sometimes he gets stuck on this bro. I'll skip the same shit
I was watching speaks the other day and it was a squeak spot and he was playing fucking Super Mario maker and he's like all right
No skips. I'm playing on expert mode. He skipped 20 levels in a row. He's quit
He skipped 20 levels around he's like two tries and then he'll go
So this is just bullshit.
It'll skip it.
Hope you like, I'm not skipping any level, but bait doors,
but this, this, this, coin collection.
I'm like, OK, you're skipping 99% of levels.
Team level for 30 minutes.
And I go, OK, let's lock it in.
Let's lock it in.
Well, I think you can also pay.
You get the ball rolling, and then you could not pay.
Yeah, you pay, and then you get.
Yeah, you pay to get some sort of traction going.
and then other people, like I think how Clipper channels work
is they sees a clip of somebody and they go,
I could do that, literally.
They see somebody, they see somebody get clipped.
They go, wow, 500,000 views, minute long video,
I could do that.
And then they do it.
And then they make their own little fucking account,
you know, Ludwin clips, you know.
And then they get a minute long,
they just make minute long videos.
They post four a day and they make fucking, you know, money from it.
And then it flops.
Well, a lot of them do flop, but some of them do well, but enough people that actually just
easy three K a month.
I don't know about three K a month start clipping, but it's money you to try and make money
themselves.
And then now you could stop.
But I have, I have a theory is what, because there's so many clipping agencies or whatever.
Bro, the problem too is I think like smaller streamers pay clipping agencies because clipping
agencies know how to clip people.
And you see, dude, sometimes I'll get like a 10 like video on my 4U page
and it'll be a smaller Twitch streamer clipping themselves
and it's literally the most out of context clip ever
and not out of context in a good way, like funny moment.
It'll just be like a random clip that's just in the middle of their playthrough of Red Dead.
And it'll just be like really bad quality and just like a shitty joke.
And I'm like, why did you clip this?
Like, I'm not saying there wasn't good shit in your stream.
It was just like, this was the worst possible clip you could have chosen.
It's in the wrong format.
It's bad audio quality.
It's random. There's no hook, right?
It's like nothing interesting happens for the first 20 seconds of the clip.
It's like, hey, we're the fucking number one clipping agency.
We have a team of 200 clippers.
I think they're doing what agencies in like traditional sales have done for
years, which is they're getting clippers.
They're having them clip the content.
They're putting with people we don't know, literally, literally.
It'll just be him and his friends playing like fucking war zone. Oh, so my friend wrong the other day
I'm like dude. Nobody knows who your friend fucking Ron is man
I mean like we got an intro this if we're having a clip, you know, you gotta fucking, you know
I this has to be a consumable clip with no one knowing who you are
Like we're just like starting out in the clip of like. Oh, yeah, I'm a part of your friend group
Paid media behind those clips so they get a lot of views so then they can get the money from the creator for these paid
views like everything whoa whoa whoa say this again you're saying you're saying
people are clipping and then putting like when you see like a like a like a
roulette or like a steak.com like staple on a clip or something yeah yeah so it's
like so the so usually the streamer okay well or or maybe steak or I guess
channel five is saying Peter teal he allegedly accused Peter teal of funding
Clavicular's clips, but like somebody, okay, one of those three, either Stake, Peter Teal,
or the streamer, Payes.
An outside party.
When people are saying Peter Teal is paying for Clippers, sorry, I don't even think I
recognize that on call with him.
Peter Teal is funding clips for this creator that's in connection with them and then
slapping the logo on Peter Teal fighting the Antichrist on TikTok by clipping Neon
and Clavicular on the clips of them.
Yeah, and then they'll also pay for paid media for those clips so those clips get even more views
So then whoever's paying for that has to pay more money because the I've had a problem
It's I think that does happen
But I've also had my own issue where there's accounts that do clip me and then they do put ads
Yeah, bro. I gotta take those motherfuckers down dude
I hate that shit people will clip me and put those fucking offshore gambling ads on them and they'll be like
Oh, it'll be like Joe. Why are you doing this ad? And then there's you have some jerk off Joe bar
Why'd you post this smooth brain in those comments?
Geez, do I fucking see one of those people?
That shit never makes sense.
Well, why are people spamming W raid?
Nobody rated over those views.
And I have to like copyright ban them because they start promoting
like offshore gambling sites.
Oh, yes, the worst video.
Me ones you've never even heard of Elephant bat 43.
Let me a clip under there.
Elephant bet.
Try out kangaroo money.
I'm like, what the fuck is that app?
Who the hell's downloading that shit?
That was all we really talked about in the rest of that video though.
Who falls for that?
I don't even know.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't understand why people are like, oh yeah, let me download that now.
I just wanted to talk about that though, because people ask me about view bots and shit,
and I'm like, ah, I've never actually done a video about it.
But yeah, I think the general consensus is most people don't view bot.
I think the people that do bought less than you think,
but I think there are a lot of people,
even if it is a smaller percentage,
there are many accounts that do bot
for the purpose of inflating their numbers
for either collab reasons, sponsorship reasons,
or just overall growth.
Game take of the thre.
Putting it on people making edits of your vods.
Like editing my content themselves,
I copyright those, because it's just for money.
I had a problem recently where there was a lot
of like Vietnamese accounts popping up
with like weird mukbang videos.
They had like eight mukbang videos
so they would get monetized
and then they would just start making my,
they would just clip my own videos
and I would go in the comments and say,
hey, please stop doing this.
I could tell you're doing this for ad revenue.
And they would be like, oh, sorry, I'm a huge fan.
I'm like, you're not a fucking fan of me.
You're not a fucking fan of me.
You're a random ass account
with an anime profile picture.
You're like 35 and you're posting like random
420p muckbangs and then transitioning to editing my shit and they they invert it so it doesn't get copyrighted
I'm like I'm gonna strike your account like I and I understand I do reacts
I've always said I think I transform my reacts if I watch a video
That's 10 minutes my YouTube video edited down 30 and even then if the creator doesn't want me to do it
They could copyright me and tell me to keep it up and get revenue off of it
They could tell me to take it down and never react to their content again
And I will 100% of the timeless of them doesn't matter if it's a fucking channel that I watch consistently
Like I have always said if people do not want me reacting to their shit
Tell me and I never will again you could copy right all my stuff
You could take the ad revenue like I don't want if people think I'm stealing their content
I will I will not continue to interact with it. You know I mean, but it's like so I just never understand
My mother fuckers do that
Papa me he never told me that you guys were just annoying when we rated him. Oh my god
I felt so bad I
Rated Papa me and he was drawing and he didn't read the raid and I was like, okay
Who cares and then people just spammed Joe raid for 15 fucking minutes
And then he was like dude you guys are annoying and then I felt bad because people were just being annoying
I was like why that raven batters horrible
I like I'm not gonna raid him again because I actually feel bad about that and I was like chat if I raid somebody
You don't have they don't have to they don't have to say thanks for the raid if they don't see the raid
They don't see the fucking raid
600 for the sub saloon and creme think of the sub game for the three
All right, lock-in chat next video.
The worst internet trends still happening today.
Alex, the three.
Hope I get an appointment as big as you one day.
You make eating food 10 times better.
Thank you.
The worst internet trends still happening today.
Lock-in.
Some internet and social media trends are stupid.
Some are dangerous.
And some are both.
These are what we're gonna dive into.
These are the worst internet trends
still happening today.
What is an internet trend that people are still doing?
Yo, y'all remember galaxy gas what happened to that shit?
That was an internet trend devious lex. Well, that's just stealing
The devious licks trend is still happening today. Okay, just robbing people stealing
Cinnamon challenge type of challenge nobody does that anymore. Yeah, they all died. Yeah, the people that did galaxy gas
Oh guys is 2.5 million subscribers by the end of 2026. Yeah, what happened to that? What was that guy's name?
He's a yo my name little was it little T. Lil Tay. What was his name? He's eating a french fry
It is crazy. So it would mean it the world if you saw my name little team, man
Does he still do galaxy gas? They still saw that shit at Walmart scrub
And I promise to do my very best to put out the best videos a possible can free on visual venture
Yeah, visual venture with a new cut low key looking fire
awesome
swarming
This trend is awful because it doesn't affect those doing it and steady causes problems for random people
Who just happen to be nearby the trend head?
Oh is swarming where you just get like a group of 30 people to run into a bass by and just start stealing shit
Where or they just run it because it's like too many people to stop different names depending on who you ask some call
It's swarming or steaming others call it teen takeovers, but the like the Scientology raid. Okay. Well
Going in and stealing shit. I don't think it's funny
But people running into the Scientology building and then everybody for reeking out on the inside. I don't think that's harmful
Is that fucked up? They just wanted his building and everybody immediately goes
I'm like what do you have in the back room holy shit what do you have in the back room they sure freaking out
I'm like dude. It's just an office building. It's an all what are we doing rituals in the back the same
So it's trespassing. Yeah, bro, but I'm saying like they're not they're not hurting someone
media calls for mobs of young people to show up at shopping malls with the goal of causing total chaos
You see this is what I was talking about. This is fucked
People use TikTok and Snapchat to gather hundreds of teams in the same place at the same time.
It could be a store, a fast food spot, or even a parking lot.
And they all show up for what we gonna run up that McDonald's parking lot.
One reason to cause trouble.
Is it advertised as a let's come cause chaos?
For the most part, yeah.
Y'all gonna pull up to the local McDonald's and get a water cup.
But we ain't gettin' water.
Hahahaha!
That's what it appears to be. It's it's bring your drama during these swarms people become rowdy and the property is damaged
But this trend isn't new it traces back to a crime from years ago in the early 2010s and flash mob robberies
Started happening groups would rush into stores grab what they could and run because there were so many people the staff was
I love those videos where people run into an apple store and rip the the iphone's out
You just see the video that guy that did that
I think he was alone too. He just walks into an Apple store, rips 20 phones off the fucking wall, shoves them in his pants, and like waddles out.
I'm like, all of those have trackers on them. Like every single one. They know where all of those phones are going.
Dude, robbing an Apple store is the dumbest thing I've heard. I'm like, you realize they could just track that? Like you're not?
And also isn't it like a brick phone?
I'm pretty sure like they're just show phones.
They're not actually like usable.
Overwhelmed.
It was impossible to stop or identify any of the culprits.
There are reports of flash mob robberies happening
as far back as 2011.
At the time people use text messages
and early social media to plan rates.
But today technology just makes it much easier.
Now a single post can reach thousands of people in minutes.
A location is shared, a time is set, and a crowd shows up.
Organized on social media, a wave of spur-of-the-moment meetups
has been creating chaos in American cities
and has even spread overseas.
Shop owners have a little time to respond.
They can only watch as their items are stolen.
Sometimes stores shut down early to stay safe.
But many...
I'm just locked in the doors.
You know what, I'm, dude, that's exact.
If I see this happen, and 500 people storm in and just start
stealing shit, I'm auto-locking the doors
and walking into the back room and just calling the cops.
They could start vandalizing shit.
It'll be on camera.
Why?
We're stolen.
Sometimes stores shut down early to stay safe.
But many.
I love that shit, though.
Not like these raids.
Have you ever seen those videos where it'll be some woman
walking into a gas station, some person?
They go to steal shit.
They lock the doors.
They try to leave, and it goes like, and it goes,
you know, they go.
Then the dude comes walking up behind them.
They're like, yeah, I know you have shit in your pocket.
They're like, no, I don't.
They try to break out through a metal door.
The restaurants had already locked down their doors
and sheltered it.
Isn't that unlawful and presentment?
I have no idea.
I actually don't know.
But I do have to take that if you're going to try and steal shit from like a bass pie and they lock you out or they lock you in.
I think that's hilarious.
If you're trying to rob a store and then you get locked inside, that's funny.
The place inside.
Swarming spreads of multiple countries, including London, Australia, Canada.
At that point, it stopped being just a trend.
It became-
You need to talk to somebody asking high schoolers to read something.
Most of them could not read English.
Public safety issue as-
No.
As the incidents increased, police began to take them seriously.
The goal was to stop swarming before it started, so officers monitored TikTok and Snapchat, or
planned swarms.
When police found out that there was a—
Yo, sorry, frag.
I timed the outman.
We're not doing that YouTube comment shit on Twitch.
Takeover planned here.
They started adding more resources like this.
In some cases, police arrived too late.
Crowds already formed, and stores were overwhelmed.
In those situations, officers arrested people who refused to leave.
And even after the crowd cleared, police reviewed CCTV and body cam footage.
They used it to identify and arrest those involved.
Sometimes they released the footage so the public could help.
Some parents who discovered their children to part even turned their kids into the police.
But in the end, business...
Wow.
This owners were the ones affected the most.
Swarming made it harder to run their stores.
Stores that could afford it added more security.
Others closed early when they saw crowds forming outside.
became one of their biggest headaches and the problem is fucking light around off
into the ceiling but that that that that you should have do that that'd be bad
people would stop though they don't recognize the financial and economic
damage they're doing to that community unfortunately there's no clear way to
shut down this trend especially because there's no clear leader it's just a
group of troublemakers acting at the same time
Swarming is still happening as of today and as long as social media
Is what are you getting out of a Popeyes easy to organize that we don't know when it will end
Our next chapter is about creators who found a way to go viral by filming people at their lowest point
poverty tourism gone wrong
This trend is straightforward creators and free food. What are you gonna fucking run in the back?
You have to pay for it before they make it
You're just gonna run into the back start fucking cooking up your own shit
It's a bit.
Influencers film people in tough environments
and post it online.
Sometimes it looks like kindness or spreading awareness.
But for some creators, their real goal
is to make the video go viral.
And the worst the situation-
Yeah, you give a humble sky $20.
Make the video a minute long.
The way some looks, the better the video performs.
In late 2025, YouTuber Keith Z posted a video titled,
I Survived India's Deadliest Slum.
He traveled to India and spent three days
in one of the largest slums in the world.
The video went viral for all the wrong reasons.
First, people were offended by how Pete described the area.
He emphasized police corruption, violence, and robberies.
They also accused him of turning the misery of people
into entertainment.
Reporters called it poverty tourism.
Yeah, I think you gotta try to thin line
in like, uh, reported content like that.
Like, I think Andrew Frazier does a great job
where he'll go to areas like that
and like kind of give them the mic
and just be like, hey, you just describe how it is here.
Rather than you just being some like, you know,
nepo baby fucking first world country motherfucker
going somewhere and being like,
do you see how dirty it is here?
It became a global story.
Despite who the fuck are you?
But the backlash, the video stayed up.
It was offensive, but not illegal.
But this next creator named Keith Castillo
took things much further.
In 2025, Keith was struggling to get views on his video.
So he came up with a new idea.
He would film himself giving gifts to random homeless people.
I mean, that sounds like a good thing.
The gifts weren't actually gifts.
Instead of the ones where they walk into a pizza place.
I'm gonna have a thousand,
I'm gonna order a thousand pizzas
to give out to homeless people.
Are you gonna charge me full price for that?
For the homeless?
Just guilt tripping a small business owner
into being like, oh no, we'll pay.
Food or warm clothes,
he gave them inappropriate and harmful items.
Castillo titled his video, keeping the homeless
Oh my god, is it a fucking rainbat ad?
In the streets, he was felt the idea was unsettling.
It implied that encouraging harmful
Oh, sorry, I don't know if I could pay for this.
Let me hit a blackjack hand real quick.
Habits would only make their situation worse.
Many-
That steak, same shit, bro.
It's just any gambling site.
People hated it.
That looked like a horrible clickbait antique
that he was engaging in.
But Keith brushed off the backlash.
He said he spoke to police and was told it wasn't illegal.
When they asked him why he did it,
Keith said he was following trends
that he saw other creators doing.
It was all for views.
He also didn't seem too concerned
with handing out alcohol to potential substance abusers,
saying, honestly, I don't care, bro.
It's good for the clicks and views, you know?
But as the backlash continued, he claimed the video.
Wait, so what was he giving them?
Just like alcohol and shit or like that's it?
I don't...
He was just a...
I'm not saying that's good,
I'm saying they're they're saying like harmful substances
knives he was giving them knives
Is that a knife handle central substance abusers saying honestly, I don't care bro
It's good for the clicks and views, you know, but as the backlash continued
He claimed the video was just a skit
He also said he took the harmful items back after filming since then Keith has not repeated this kind of cop
I feel like that's almost worse
Hey, here's a bottle of alcohol just kidding. It's for a video. I'm gonna use this by the way. See ya
Sam but the trend unfortunately lives on keeps video looked like an act of generosity
But it was the exact opposite calling something one thing when it's clearly another and most cell phone companies have been doing the same thing to us for years
They show you one price and you're built
To break the trees of people the garlic trend this trend promise
The garlic trend is to solve a problem millions face, but the solution did more harm than
good.
It was called the garlic in nose trend, and it started gaining attention in 2021.
A woman with a blocked nose decided to try a health hack.
She filmed herself putting a clove of garlic into her nose, then she left it there for
about 10 minutes.
When she pulled it out, her mucus came out and the garlic looked like it cleared
her nose.
Block noses affect many people, and this looked like an easy fix.
You know what I've never used that's the actual solution for this that I
I'm just waiting one day to get my hands on one. It's not like I can't buy one
One of those fucking pot things where you pour water in your nose and it shoots out the other end. I
Want to use one of those netty pot. I love those videos
Somebody that's sick. They attach it to their nose and you just see green mucus just spewing out and they're just going
People started trying it. It even made it on the get your brain stocked out of your body news and almost every time they did
Oh, yeah, but it's clearing dude. You know how you know how you know how relieving that is
You know when you get sick and you have like a clogged nose for a week
And you actually like forget what it's like to breathe normally and then the the day you hear
And it like un pops
Maybe that's just me. I do have a deviated septum as well. So I only breathe out of one nostril all the time
But when I'm sick, it'll just be like
and you're like
You blow your nose for the final time you're like, oh my god, I could breathe again
The same thing happened. What I normally do if my nose is clogged is I'll go into the shower
Get it really hot and just stand there
Wait for the steam to undo the pull the garlic out and mucus
It quickly became a TikTok trend.
More than 94.9 million clips were shared on TikTok, with the hashtag garlic and nose.
Many TikTok trends are reckless, but this one seems safe and helpful.
Garlic is natural after all.
Some TikTokers even caption their videos, this is not dangerous.
The garlic just cleans your sinuses out.
But that wasn't true.
This hack was actually risky.
People just didn't realize it, and behind the scenes, problems were already happening.
TikTok user said she massively regretted trying this trend.
She pulled the garlic out after just one minute
because her nose started burning.
But even after removing it,
the irritation lasted for a while.
Another person had it worse.
The garlic got stuck inside her nose
and she ended up in the hospital.
Doctors had to suction it out.
But people still didn't think the trend was a problem.
After all, it looked like it was clearing mucus.
That's when-
Okay, if you're putting the garlic that far up your nose
that you can't even see it,
That's the problem.
H-H-L-L-E!
Dude, it's literally like, how are you even- like that- I feel like that's just user air.
I'm not saying garlic in the nose is like,
oh, the way that you unclog your nose, but like, why are you shoving it that far up there?
It was clearing mucus.
That's when doctors stepped in and they shut the idea down.
They said the mucus coming out wasn't a good thing.
It was a sign that something was wrong.
Doctors explained that the mucus was a sign of irritation.
Garlic contains harsh compounds that can irritate the inside of the nose.
The body wants to expel the garlic in its chemicals, so it creates an overflow of mucus to flush out that irritant.
That's why so much comes out at once.
The bulltowels and garlic can actually burn the mucus membrane to the nose.
Doctors warned it could lead to infections.
Even with all these cases and warnings, the trend is still around.
Doctors are still warning people to stop.
It seems to come back every flu season because it looks like an easy fix.
But in this case, this cure can leave you even worse.
Up next is a trend that made home owners fear for their safety.
the door challenge the door kick challenge started in 2021 as a prank college
juveniles approaching homes in the middle of the night to kick her bang on
front 2021 as that's how you get some crazy mother fucker to shoot you in the
head the prank college students kicked dorm room doors to scare their friends
but by the end of the year it got worse and spread to neighborhoods
teenagers would kick the way scarier you kick in the door of your friend
roommate or not your roommate but your friend that lives in the same dormitory
as you it's like okay at most you just piss them off you walking up to a
random house on the street and just fucking banging on the door in the
middle of the night like you might actually die doors of random houses and
run away the people inside didn't understand what was happening yeah you
get you get a 12 gauge through the wooden door their car had hit my house
or somebody was trying to break in which seems pretty stupid since my
that truck was right here in the driveway.
Most homeowners thought someone was trying to break in,
but when they came outside, no one was there.
Only a damaged door.
Police quickly identified it as the latest TikTok trend.
They go up to this house,
and you can see it from the security camera.
They go, they kick the garage, run away,
and it turns out they actually damaged the garage.
The media picked up the story.
Teens actually recording themselves kicking.
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I just, I, I say, I repeat myself a lot.
You got to clip yourself, stream at the same time, be consistent, constantly improve.
It's just trial and error.
You got to cross promote yourself all the time.
Big, huge part of streaming is marketing.
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Uh, get into philosophy lately, trying to figure out stuff.
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If you're getting into philosophy to fully understand what like something that you're
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The more you get into philosophy, the less things make sense.
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Do you take them down or just take rapidly like if you see it money up to you find it
and do you mind if there's apps especially if you didn't make a video on it?
No.
I usually take down the channels that repost my YouTube content because they post videos
that I want to post before I post them and then they pull views from it and the way
that copyright works is I only get a small percentage of it because SuperVam copyrights
you and I get 50% or I get 20% of or 80% of 50% because my management takes a cut of copyright
and supervans taking a cut so it makes way less sense for me to let a channel post my content
with shittier editing than me to just have my audience wait a week and post the video myself.
So, look into the sub-action of three. I do not like YouTube channels that edit my vods and
and post them on YouTube, genuinely.
I don't care about people that clip me,
but I do not like when people post edited downbods of me.
That's just me personally.
I think most people on Twitch are the same way though.
Agent and Holy were thinking of this.
People's doors and authorities are worried
they could be putting themselves in some real danger.
Homeowners were getting angrier.
Some made it clear they were ready
to defend their homes.
When I didn't think about, you know,
There's definitely reactions to actions,
and he didn't think about what could have happened.
You know, it could have just that quickly gone that bad.
At that point, it was only a matter of time
before something unfortunate.
What of their old VODs you never
plan on making videos of?
I've probably already made videos of them,
and why are they editing down VOD content
from four years ago?
Can we lock into the video?
Why are we trying to get into the hyper-specific,
except like, oh, is this OK?
Why?
It happened.
In December 2025, a teenager in Florida
the house for the challenge the door swung open instantly the good news oh he
kicked the door in this was that the homeowner wasn't inside but her dogs
were one of them was a Yorkshire Terrier dog dies spooky with the door open
spooky ran into the street by the time the owner got home the door was broken
and her dog was gone she searched everywhere but by the time she found her
dog spooky didn't make it look this is this is not a joke but you guys can't
and just go around kicking people's doors
and not being held responsible for it.
The community was outraged by this.
Police launched an investigation.
A few weeks later, they arrested the person
who kicked the door open.
He was charged with a felony burglary
and criminal mischief.
But even after the incident, the trend didn't fully end.
New incidents are still being reported.
The next trend told people to do something
that most of us were warned.
That is wild.
I don't know, bro, you see stupid shit
on social media all the time though.
Like, one of the craziest,
It's not even really a trend, but I've seen a lot of people do it.
So maybe it is.
Have you ever seen a ship where they'll
be on a bridge or somewhere near a body of water?
They'll cover themselves in gasoline,
light themselves on fire, and then jump in the water.
Death speed running, natural selection 101.
Those are the dumbest videos I've ever seen.
No, I've seen this probably at five separate occasions.
It's usually like a teenager.
He covers himself in gas.
And he's like, standing on the ledge of like a pool or something,
lights himself on fire and back flips into the water.
And I'm like, even in that small moment,
I feel like you could just get singed.
Even if they're wearing like that burn gel,
which they're not.
Not to do as children.
I did that?
Yeah, it's really dumb.
You could have died.
Sun exposure.
You lit yourself on fire willingly.
It's it's up trend that claimed you could improve your health in a strange way the trend that was called this
Sun-eating I thought it was gonna be sunny when you put your butthole to the Sun. That was a trend
That was more of a hippie trend now
If you just can your butthole it caught it fixes all forms of cancer
If you say if you put your butthole that you got here dude, here's what makes the most sense about it
You know, what's the one part of your body that never sees the sun?
Your butthole probably for good fucking reason
So all you have to do every fucking days you go outside in your backyard and you put your butthole to the sun
It'll then absorb all that vitamin D that you need because it never gets it and that's good
I like doing that. Why do you do that? No, then you're gonna have a burnt butthole
It's gonna hurt to poop and you might get fucking skin cancer like
like sun eating.
Sun easing is an ancient Egyptian practice
that will drastically improve.
I mean, okay, I don't want to say,
again, I don't want to say natural selection,
but if you're seeing a tech talk of some jackass like this,
35 with a green screen going,
sun eating is an ancient technology
that will drastically change your life for the better.
This was started over 5,000 years ago,
where when people were out of food,
would just stare at the sun to absorb their energy.
Move your life on all levels, mentally, physically, and spiritually.
People were told to expose their eyes to sunlight for 5 to 10 seconds every day, but only during
the first or last 15 minutes of sunlight.
Influencers claimed that time was the safe window.
Not only is it safe, but it will improve your eyesight, improve your endocrine health.
Crew increases penal size increases penal size
Staring staring at the Sun on the Sunset or like in the last 15 minutes. It's real bite. Do you make your dick bigger?
Okay, I improved your sleep cycles. I like skip that one
Didn't want to do this is just like a JPEG image off Google dude. There's some Pinterest shit
But it will improve your eyesight improve your endocrine health
improve your sleep cycles by late 2023 the trend was already popular online
tiktokers shared videos trying it for themselves and they couldn't stop
talking about the endless benefits of this ancient practice it gives you the
natural energy which is what they don't want you to know that's why they tell
you not to do these bro and they always say they who's they who the the
fucking higher lizard beings that are that are inflicting they don't want
you to know. Benjamin Netanyahu. Benjamin Netanyahu doesn't want you to know that if
you stare at the sun for 10 minutes, it's going to give you superpowers. Mark Zuckerberg
and Elon Musk. They're staring at the sun. That's why he's actually 500 years old.
Helps with weight loss. Thanks to these claims, this trend had over 70 million views
on TikTok. People treated it like a miracle cure. There was one big problem. There
was no scientific proof behind any of it. Helps with weight loss. Oh my God. Doctors
were the first to sound the warning. The main pro... Oh, wrong penal? Wait, what did it say?
Penial? Oh, that's your brain gland. I read it was the wrong penal. I thought I was making
your deck bigger. The problem was obvious. My bad. Direct sunlight is... Oh, sorry, maybe
it's more credible then. Holy, oh my god. Maybe it's not a joke. Maybe Sarang and
the Sun actually escaped from me. Too strong for the eyes, especially the retina.
The Red Nuff plays a vital role.
This is like flashbacks to the fucking solar eclipse when everybody was like,
on the news station for weeks,
every, but every news anchor,
don't stare at the sun with your bare eyes.
You will lose eyesight.
No one listening.
5,000 people that day.
Fucking going temporarily blind for staring at the sun.
Well, in helping us see an unlike many parts of the body,
it does not heal on itself.
Doctors published articles and made videos to correct the misinformation with the influencers and doubled down
You've been told sunlight damages
I mean now there's just I
I don't want to say I don't want to say like this is obviously like somebody you should have taken advice from but like
This is something that you don't understand is going to change your life
Your skin a cropped image of just people stand like the Sun it gazing on what is this like Hyroglyphics
But Sunrise and Sunset light actually
Restructure yourselves to operate at a higher frequency that kind of message. Oh my god
Jing kept the trend alive dozens of people including grown adults continued. Oh my god, mr. Baste, dude
mr. Baste I
I see a whole couple of live for you page once every six months of him just sun gazing doing it
Is he still doing that?
Oh my god, he is it's been like years
Why is it not playing?
That's top here, I did
Bro for a minute and a half yo like actually gonna be blind in two years
I would think he's on drugs
If I pass this guy in New York City and he was just staring directly at the sun filming himself
Is it not painful? I don't know.
7 PM Friday.
This to f-
Fucking copyrighted again.
Oh my god, it's every video.
4 PM sun gazing. No one has ever gone blind from the sun.
What is that? Why is he posting that?
Like, what's the content out of that?
Just advocating for sun gazing?
The outcome was exactly what doctors warned about.
Someone that learned the hard way.
In 2024, a college student visited an eye clinic.
She noticed a blind spot in her left eye.
Doctors asked what happened, and her explanation left them speechless.
She said she tried the TikTok trend.
She was in the sun for less.
Oh, I don't got like blind spots.
I got those floaters.
You guys got those floaters in your eyes?
They're like little gray dots that I can't focus on.
I have like three of them.
And they're about the size of like the tip of a pen.
But that was too much.
Scan showed her retina was effective.
Sadly it was permanent.
Her case was later documented in a medical journal.
Even stories like this didn't stop the trend on TikTok.
More videos kept coming.
Each one repeating the same promises.
In 2025, scientists looked into the trend.
They wanted to see if it was as amazing as people claimed.
But after all the research, they found no reliable evidence supporting the benefits.
The trend is still around.
Every few months, new videos pop up promising the same exact...
I think new videos pop up.
Four out of the eight of them are Mr.Base staring up the sun in New York City.
I was going to say, I don't really think this is a trend anymore.
I think part of the benefits that people feel is just being outside.
Like you're like, oh my God, it's improving my energy and my mood.
This really is a superpower.
It's like, no, you're just watching the sunset.
No, you're watching the sunset, but you're also
kind of like killing your eyes by watching it directly.
Haterated benefits.
And whenever it returns.
You're just going outside.
New people are exposed to the same risk.
Our next chapter is about a community of people
who became so obsessed with their appearance,
they ignored every warning they came with it.
Looks maxing gone too far.
This trend started because young men wanted to improve their looks.
At first there was nothing directly obvious that was wrong with it, but some people pushed it too far.
So I heard about it, I was like, this is the craziest thing ever since the tide pods.
The trend is called looks maxing, but it was taken too far.
Looks maxing is a set of methods men use to make themselves look more attractive.
Young men formed Reddit groups to discuss skincare, fitness, and fashion.
Sometimes members would post photos of themselves.
Then other members would point out their physical flaws and suggest ways to fix them.
Bro, and it's like, why are you taking it?
Why are you taking looks maxing advice from a dude with a big chongus profile picture?
I mean, it's just like, if you really want like help with this stuff and you're like,
oh, rate me, rate me, look at this image of me, dude, you're just gonna get grilled
by like randos.
Well, flaws and suggest ways to fix them.
And for a while.
Actually, some of the people are just saying get a haircut.
Like, I don't think that's bad.
Short term, change your haircut and do your eyebrows.
And if you can grow a goatee and keep your shape long term,
loose face fat and train your neck.
As in suggest ways to fix them.
And for a while, that's all it was.
But for some basic improvements weren't enough.
They became obsessed with their facial.
They became obsessed with their facial structure.
They wanted sharper jaw lines and defined cheekbones.
So they went looking for extreme.
Yeah, people always post a picture of me.
I have like recessed maxilla or some shit.
Because my side profile, my jaw should be like this.
I'm shutting out.
Side profile.
I'm shutting out side profiles so brutal
Solutions and that's where things took a turn some members of looks maxing community. I just go walk around like this
That one guy at the bar walking around just waiting, like holding their breath became
across a theory called Wolf's Law. Wolf's Law says that bones can slowly adapt when pressure
as applied over time. But these guys misunderstood the concept. Without going into any detail,
they thought applying force to their face could give them sharper jawlines and cheekbones.
Some went ahead and tried it. Starting in 2022, those videos began appearing on TikTok.
They claimed it improved their facial features. The videos pulled in millions of views.
More people copied what they saw. Bro, but it's just like just get
Just get your act to get tattoos and get a buzz cut, bro.
Like that's the take I have.
If you like, every mother fucker's like,
oh, should I start bone-maxing?
No, go to the gym, go work out, get in shape,
get a better haircut if you were balding,
shave your fucking head, cry and grow a beard, right?
Maybe get a dermal roller.
Like I feel like that's like a normal idea
of what's maxing.
Like let me improve my beard, get a tattoo,
Not some cringe shit.
Don't get the clock and the lion and the rose.
Like every other fucking white guy has.
Like, you know, something that's unique to you.
Like, I don't know.
You saw it change your fashion.
Just like that, the trend took off.
Like 2023, those videos were viewed over 260 million.
Yeah, I'm getting a sick arm sleeve.
Oh, what is it?
Oh, it's like a tribal tat, kind of like Dwayne Johnson.
Oh, are you Sam Allen?
Oh no, I'm getting it with a clock and a lion
that's just kind of weeping out at you.
of my forearm." In times on TikTok, some even made tutorials teaching others how to do it. Others
posted before and after photos to prove that work, but even though they made the trend look appealing,
the reality was much darker. Doctors quickly raised concerns about the trend. Doctors
explained that bones don't automatically heal into better shape. They can heal the wrong way
or not heal at all. You have no idea how your bones are going to rejoin themselves. We have
I had no idea what the long-term implications are.
Bro, and we got the wrong,
like why are we putting this motherfucker on NBC?
Like, this is for, this is for Onks, man.
If you wanna, if you wanna get the young people
to see this shit, you gotta really post this shit
on like Tech Talk or Twitterbrap.
You can't be, you can't be like on NBC like,
hey, maybe you should stop bone-maxing.
Yeah, everyone watching this is 50 to 90.
They also pointed out something else.
The face isn't just made of bone.
It has nerves, muscles, and blood vessels
Applying serious force in the wrong place can cause issues.
It's surprising that anyone thought this would work.
Media reports describe the trend as nonsense
and insane TikTok bandit.
But the trend didn't fully disappear.
Lux maxing influencers are still getting millions of views
and some are still promoting questionable methods.
Our next chapter is about people
that dream to do button smashing.
People who thought they found a smarter way to work out
but doctors called it
one of the most reckless trends they've seen.
dry scooping.
Oh, dry scooping, uh, fucking, uh, not protein powder.
What is it called, pre-workout?
Around 2020, TikTokers came up with a new way
to drink pre-workout powder.
Instead of mixing it with water, they swallowed it dry.
Then they went straight into working out.
But if you don't know what pre-workout is,
it kind of gets you pumped up,
and I don't like to drink it.
They had a reason for doing it this way.
They claimed that eating it dry
would reach the bloodstream faster.
That would lead to more energy
and better performance in the gym.
The idea sounded convincing to-
Well, no, I don't think it reaches your bloodstream faster.
It's just now you're not drinking 16 ounces of liquid.
Like what I usually see people do
is they'll dry scoop pre-workout
and then with a mouthful of water, just swallow all of it.
And you gotta realize like most pre-workouts,
the scoops are like this big.
You know, it's not like a protein powder scoop
that's like, you know,
the size of a fucking measuring cup.
People scrolling online, but there is no science.
I don't know. I feel like this isn't that bad.
I think that the problem with dry scooping is number one, it's going to be like, oh, if you choke on it.
But more so, if you're dry scooping pre-workout, you're more likely to over-consume caffeine.
It's proof that it was better or safer.
Despite that, dry scooping became popular.
It's workout time and everyone's been taking a pre-workout on my For You page.
Many people didn't experience any side effects, but for some, it landed them in the hospital.
In April, it's bad for your cardiology, well I don't need to take pre-workout.
2021, a 20 year old woman tried to trend on camera.
She took a full scoop of pre-workout powder and went to the gym, but during her workout
she felt a weird sensation.
My symptoms were heavy chest and chest pains, but I ignored it and I continued doing my
workout.
It continued throughout the day.
She was rushed to the hospital and doctors confirmed it was her heart.
They told her she was lucky.
It was only a partial blockage.
They warned that a more severe blockage could have far worse consequences.
Her story got a lot of attention online and even on TV.
So this woman ended up in the hospital after taking the dry scoop challenge.
But after that alarming case, the trend did not slow down.
Dry scooping became so popular.
But did she have a heart attack because she took too much caffeine or because she
She dry scooped it, like would she have had that same problem if she drank it in a regular
you know, 16 ounce shaker cup?
The researchers looked into it, they realized people didn't understand what they were doing.
Dr. Shan Yin says the trend is a bad idea for a number of reasons.
Free workout powders contain high levels of caffeine and dry scooping changes how
that caffeine enters the body instead of being.
Whaaaaat?
learning new something, new shit every day.
I didn't know that.
Looted, it hits all at once.
You're taking upwards of three and a half times.
Yeah, I mean, isn't it the same as like a five hour energy?
Sometimes the normal amount of caffeine
that you would get in a cup of coffee.
That sudden surge can trigger serious reactions.
So they're getting a large portion of caffeine
in one setting.
When you do that,
it increases the blood pressure substantially.
Eventually, TikTok and the trend.
dry scooping videos were removed from the platform.
But once again, that didn't end the trend.
People still promote it on YouTube and Instagram
and there is little sign that the trend is going away.
These trends prove that common sense
sometimes isn't so common after all,
especially on the internet.
But at least I know you guys are smarter than that.
Visual Venture.
That was a WBid.
I didn't know that dry scooping would cause that.
I know it's like, oh, the caffeine's gonna hit you
quicker because you're consuming it all at once.
But I would still say it's on the same danger level
as like a five hour energy or just like chugging rework out.
Cause like if you put it in water and then just slammed it,
it's probably the same negative effects.
Maybe you're digesting it slower.
I don't really know.
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Jack's over the sub.
All right, I got to piss real quickly.
We're going to hop into the next video.
H, they give this up.
Hold on.
Oh my god.
Dude, I feel like I'm the only YouTuber that has the problem that my editors edit too fast.
Like they edit faster than I make content, and then I'm sitting on fucking...
Like, I'm sitting on like 10 drafts on the main and the gaming channel.
But I'm not gonna just post all of them because then I'll have no content,
so I have to artificially not post certain days
because then when I'm not streaming,
I need content to post.
Like when I'm gone filming this video with Jack,
I need six videos on each channel
so I just don't post some days.
I am gone next week, most of next week.
I can't really collab till mid-May, maybe, maybe later.
I'm down to run to run some games, but I've done gone fishing already a lot
All right
Sorry, I'm trying to fucking
Figure this out to me like a minute
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Check out the horse's story.
Grace, thank you for the free.
I repent as always, breaking up and getting back to the girl.
And she gets risked on, do you think it's bad that it happens or no?
Yeah, if they're constantly breaking up and getting back together,
they're not going to last long term 100%.
But then I try it with a sub.
But if you've already told him that and he's not listening, it's not really your problem.
DJ and the Real, take it with the subs, I'll take it with the Thray.
When does summer schedule start? Probably June, like mid-June.
I've been going live at like three on weekdays, 3.30 on weekdays, usually like two on weekends.
Summer schedule will probably be like one or two every day.
But that'll probably be like mid-June, beefless sub.
When have you guys done school, college slash high school?
Like when are you on summer break?
I think most people it's either late May, early June, maybe mid-June, if I had to guess it'd probably be like second week of June
I'd probably start that up
Maybe maybe like first week of June, but June for sure not May may I'll still stream regular regular times
Because I know I know most people are getting off around then but not in that exact time frame
Hold up
Okay, I have to go pass and then we are going to hop in to the next video I just needed to
upward bees. Hold up. Why is it not letting me fucking post this? Oh my god, Shat, I'm
going to crash out. I'm going to crash out. I'm going to crash out. I'm going to crash
I'm gonna crash out. I'm gonna crash out. I'm gonna crash out. I'm gonna crash out. Oh my god
Okay, I literally can't what the fuck
What ever president thinking of the five subs hobby or George and life thinking of the farm for the three
I know not putting on sound alerts or thinking of a sub chat chat chop me down
Okay.
Why will it not let me fucking upload this fucking video dude?
Prezi for the 10 gift it's thank you for gonna stop taking the 10 gift it's hold up
to
Oh my god, dude, it literally won't let me, it literally won't let me upload it, it literally won't let me upload it, it literally won't let me upload it.
It literally will not let me upload it. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? It says, hey, click yes. I'm clicking yes.
Oh, it says oh it needs to upload first. Okay. I guess I'll go fucking fist myself
God damn dude
What the hell?
On next boom. Oh, there we go. I had a refresh the whole fucking thing dude. Holy shit worst platform ever
Alright. I'm locked back in. I'm locked back in. Just getting stressed. My editor's sending multiple shit. It's literally the, I'm the only person that has this problem.
The only person that has this problem. Most YouTube editors are too slow. My editors are way too fucking fast. They'll be like, hey, I need a new VOD.
You edited four videos in a day for the day I can't be content that fucking fast
How am I supposed to be content that fucking fast?
Taking an Adderall editing for 15 hour straight. I don't have I don't have more box
Is that a good thing yes, but I feel bad because they're on their grind sack chat
And they want to get paid and I want to pay them but I can only pay them if they edit shit
And they've already edited everything
No, there's three VODs, but I artificially hold them from them I
Have to say hey, I have no VODs left when I tell them I have no VODs left
I have two VODs left
I just don't send it to them because then they'll edit all of them and then I actually don't have VODs for them for
fucking five days and
Then I feel bad you're lying well, you know why I'm doing I'm holding these two vods because I'm gonna have like four
For when I'm filming this video with Jack because then they're gonna send me nine videos
Sending them this bro. Actually don't start this shit
Ready actually don't start this shit. I will know because I literally have to go
Hey, I'm not sending you a video and then out of nowhere bro. Oh my god, and it just be oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
How does she pay them that it fairies
Brady just gets a cut of the VOD channel. He's not really an editor. Everybody thinks Brady's my editor
He's not an editor. Well, he edits for the VOD channel, but
My I have like four editors and they get paid it depends it depends on the video, you know
Like an average react video they're getting paid the same amount, but if it's
if it's
Like a long play through
Like say like the geogaster tournament. I'm usually paying like the equivalent of two react videos
Maybe even two and a half just because it's like a five-hour VOD, you know
Prezi thinking to the 10 gifted super from subject from the sub big thing of the three Lee and geek for the sub Rosie for the
5,500 bitties. I'm not watching NHL hockey. I'm sorry if you please watch it someday. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna watch it
Thank you for the bitties though. I appreciate that teacher driven for the sub Pepe mr.
I'm not going to give you false hope though. I'm not watching any NHL shit on YouTube. I'm sorry
If you have any of these you have a lot skips here to play though chat videos
That's not you have such that it's not the videos that I'm watching begins. I play lock-in chat next video
Next video lock in
lock in
You're pretty cool. What's your tricks simplicity of the three xd taking the two subs?
All right chat, please don't turn bets right now
Lock-in we sold three more videos
Lock in but no as I was saying I love them my editors edit quickly
I'm not mad at them
But I get stressed out because I want to pay my editors and I want to give them work
Because I know they want to work right but then I feel bad when I take time off to film shit with Jack
Because then out of that five days with Jack. I'm getting one to YouTube videos out of it
Now, I think those videos are better, but from their perspective, it's worse, because they would rather have me just fucking turbo queue video games and fucking reacts, because then they're getting paid more, because they have more work to do, more videos to edit.
Pop! Thank you for the 50 subs!
Thank you for the 50 giftings.
As I was saying, please don't send any more subs.
I appreciate the subs.
I do not need any more subs. Pop! Thank you for the 50 giftings.
You already gave somebody subs earlier. Thank you for the fucking subs.
As I was saying, I love that my editors edit quickly,
but I feel stressed because I want to send them shit,
and then I feel bad that I take these content trips
where I'm filming special content
Because they're not making money off of that, right?
So then I don't have VODs for them. So, I artificially hold VODs back for when I'm on a break.
So I go, hey, I have no VODs right now. I have three.
I'm not sending it to them because then when I do, they send me nine videos in two days.
When I only post twice a day,
And then they go, I need more VODs.
And now I'm not going to have a VOD for them for nine days.
So now they're out of work for a week.
So I then instead go, hey, or I'll send them a video.
I go, hey, this is your VOD for the next week.
I'm just letting you know.
There's six videos in it.
If you edit all of them in two days,
you're not getting another one for another three, right?
They get paid a lot.
They get paid enough.
I'll say blanketedly, it depends on the video,
but I pay blanketedly 190 a video.
190 a video for a react, gaining videos,
like the Resident Evil VODs,
I was probably paying 400 a video
because it's like five hour VODs.
So I give them raises every year,
$1.90, no, $190.
How do I apply?
You're not gonna be an editor.
But I pay them well.
I think I pay them well. I I give them, you know, and it's always negotiable to I tell them that
so if it's like
If it's like a four-hour VOD, I'm not gonna pay you 190 if you're getting paid 190 for a fucking hour long react video
You know what I mean? Because the editing time varies
So I give like other projects. It's also different for like vlogs and stuff
Like I always give Aiden vlogs and a vlog
There's like a bunch of clips and it might be a 20 minute video, but it's a lot more work
So I usually have to pay more
But I don't want to like scan them. You know what I mean? Like I make good money
So I want to pay I want to pay you a fair price for your work
Ronnie for three
What's the coolest pet you'd own capybara Tony for the sub big thing of the three make them edit the videos like mr
Beast clean one for the sub off of the 50 get this croff of stuff now
I'm just gonna artificially hold odds back. I'm literally it's got to a point where I
Just have to go. Hey like you're not getting a vaude for a week like you're you're you're getting
You're getting nine videos a week or just stream more. No
That's part of the problem chat. That's why I get stressed out because I don't even get I don't even feel pressure to stream more from you guys
I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want to do
I feel pressure from the people that I pay not that they are pressuring me because they're not you know
but it's like I want these guys to have income from me because they rely on me for money and
And so I feel bad when I stream last because then I have less videos for them to edit and they get through my backroll a lot quicker and
for some fucking odd reason
Jericho and Evan have been sending me three videos a day when they used to send one
So something's happening to where they're literally churning content whether or not they're just hyped up on Adderall and cocaine
I have no idea, but he literally edits at the speed of fucking light
It's like Thor up there lightning fingers. Just
Edit there's way better at it. I don't know they just they crank that shit out
You know for the sub Rodney think of it a threat
Holy, okay. He doesn't sleep bro. He must not is that motherfucker stream still?
But I'll send in one tomorrow that motherfucker bro
It's because it's also like check you gotta realize like half of my editors like I understand like Evan's younger
Bro, some of my editors are like married
Married people, you know what I mean like married with a house, you know
They got like a mortgage to pay like I'm trying to pay those motherfuckers, you know what I mean
That's just Jericho bro, but they all got their own responsibilities and shit
They all got their own responsibilities. They have some of them have full-time jobs and they're also doing other side shit
It's not just Jericho
I love how Zod acts like he could just fucking speak for them.
Um, Aiden's 21, bro.
Yeah, Aiden's 21, bro.
They, hey, hey, hey, college tuition.
Gerald has a full-time job.
So now, now, why am I getting in an argument with Zod?
Cain for the sub, Boone for the sub.
Smart S and Ramp for the sub, T-body and Pina for the sub.
I'm his age, yes.
And at your age, you're also accruing some of the most debt
that you'll have in your entire life.
We putting that together or?
Anyways, anyways, let's lock in.
I'm not gonna, why am I chirping with my mods right now?
I'm done talking about that.
This time of year life earn money.
That's what I'm saying, Brady, so I wanna pay them.
So that's why I get stressed out about that
because I wanna crank out content for them.
Why am I explaining this?
Lock in, lock in, I'm done talking about it.
I don't have that because I have scholarships,
cool, Todd, lock in.
That's awesome, congratulations.
that's actually really good and i'm not even trying to be like sarcastic when i say that
you did a great job you picked a great college and now you don't have to pay student debt you've
literally beaten half of america because most students accrue 200 000 in debt for some fucking
reason i could say i have a billion dollars using give a fuck uh if you said you had a billion
dollars i would call you a liar because that's not true i would see you on the forbes list
and if i go on the forbes list i don't see general zod on thousand richest people
I see some random old fart that got really into like fucking penny stocks in the 1940s.
Not General Zod. Believe it or not, believe it or not, believe it or not, General Zod is actually
a part of the CIA and he's monitoring each of you. So I'd be on your best behavior.
All right, walk in, walk in. Anyways, last thing I'm saying, I love all my editors,
I love how fast they edit I just sometimes want to give them more videos that I can't so I artificially hold them back
For times that I have to take breaks so they can edit when I'm gone lock in
Cyber and unto the sub lot. Thank you for the five edit for an anime youtuber
I had five videos a week and that's more intensive work just pays I had it for an anime youtuber and will say I edit
Five videos a week that are more intensive work Joe Pace's edit his people well. Thank you
J for the sub, K-Co, think of the three.
Run about anxiety, judgment, I feel judged
and everything is a person with social anxiety very young.
I mean, I could maybe do that for a philosophy video.
Not right now though, Rodney J and J,
I'll Rossi for the sub, chat lock in, next video.
What your body type reveals about you?
The long distance hunter.
Ever wonder why some people can eat?
The long distance hunter?
I thought we were gonna be talking about like,
oh, five, five, 140 pounds, this is your bill,
this is why you're built this way. Long distance hunter, anything and never gain what's the
long distance hunter ever wonder why some people can eat anything and never gain weight, while
others just look at food and feel heavier. That's not a fast metabolism. That's a 10,000
year old survival strategy built for persistence hunting, where your body acts like a walking
cooling system. The ectomorph, what the fuck are we talking about? I already know
this video is going to piss me off yo I already know this video is going to piss me off is
the AI script bro actually yeah have you ever wondered why you eat something and never
feel hungry or never feel fat while somebody else looks at a donut and they're fucking
their belly button fucking expands their pant their pant buckle fucking explodes you
I don't think that a type of tablet is an in reality it's your cooling system that your evolutionarily given to you isn't built to dominate.
Holy, I'm so built out last.
I am skipping this shit.
My God.
We're talking about ectomorph, mesomorph.
What the fuck?
Oh, hold up. I want to, this is the most replayed moment.
world? Endomorph the famine survivor. I'm streaming, I'm streaming. Endomorph the famine survivor.
Okay, so now we're talking about if you have a lot of body fat, you're gonna be able to survive starvation.
That becomes a different kind of power. The ability to create calm, cohesion, and trust when things feel uncertain.
well the mesomorph leads by charging forward the endomorph leads by making
sure no one breaks but here's where no that's an AI voice forward the endomorph
leads by making sure no one breaks holy dislike yo that shit is terrible bro
Oh my god, making sure no one breaks
Sure, no one breaks
What the fuck?
What type of shit is that? Read the comments. I'm not reading the comments, bro. I'm clicking off that video
Holy
Yeah, we got to pick some other shit
My god, that was stupid what the fuck
All right, let's fix something similar
not similar but similar in the length
the worst gamer archetype
this type of read
the worst gamer archetype
Video disclaimer, I am not harassing a specific group of people in this video
I am merely shit of watching players league of legends players hearing my opinions. Thank you
What
What horrible take horrible fucking take story games are the best games
Story games are like objectively the best games
Like long like a long long form single player like a 10 hour game that they'd be putting like mad time into they got crazy voice actors generation.
I personally will say my favorite genre of games are those like decision games like until dawn like I think until dawn the quarry little hope all of those games made by super massive games are the best fucking games all the dark anthology series out there.
Series outside of castle castle Frank stone that one sucked number one zero
Casting Frank stone replay value in the story mode game. What should be the story mode?
Damn wait, bro. They're gonna buy a new game. Are you stuck? Then you got your fucking money's worth. Oh
There's zero replay ability in a story game. That's why that shit's ass
What are you gonna do? I?
That's you're done
You paid $30 for an eight hour game
It's like watching three movies back-to-back you actually if anything saved money comparable to going to a movie theater because you got a fucking
You got a nine-hour experience out of it in the same cycle playing the same we got a story mode over and over again number two
You're not gonna you know, it's better than a story mode game FIFA FIFA
EA FC 25
Unlimited replay ability every year they make you pay $90 for the next game
And you have to full reset so you never get done building an ultimate team
They have unlimited FIFA packs you could spend money on eating against anybody. That's real. Okay, so 2k 26
Yeah, dog ass games here and tell me playing against the AI you're considering that competitive game
We have replaced somebody who's actually good at 2k somebody who's actually good at Madden a real cop, right?
He actually just yo no way no way. He's glazing sports games. This motherfucker actually just brought up 2k. I
This is the worst take I've seen in the last six months.
Considering that competitive game.
Holy fuck.
If you ever play somebody who's actually good at 2K,
somebody who's actually good at math and a real copy player,
you wouldn't even get a first down.
You probably couldn't even score.
Probably wouldn't get a first down, bro.
Sports games are objectively not even in the top 50 hardest
games of all time.
He's trying to say story games suck because you're playing AI.
And then, oh have you ever played against a good Madden player? They understand the spread and know how they know how to click X.
Hop in a fucking high elo like Overwatch or League of Legends lobby.
If you're trying to rant about multiplayer intensity and replayability of how hard a game is, there is no sports game on that list.
Shell is not on that list, FIFA is not on that list, 2K is not on that list, none of those fucking games are on that list.
because they're all just replayable fucking casual gamer games.
Gamers do not like, I'm not obviously a gamer if you play those games,
but the archetype of gamer that plays sports games is such a specific person
that it's like they only play those games.
Gourb bucket.
I've been playing 2K for 13 years, it's not hard, exactly.
Or three, y'all.
I'm not saying it's an easy ass game,
but it's definitely not even,
it pales in comparison to any fucking comp shooter.
Sitting cut scenes from a drug at your time you're playing the game anyway.
You might as well-
CAUSE IT'S ENJOYABLE!
I love- I love being able-
You see how I'm sitting right now?
Do-
I don't give a fuck.
Do you see-
AHH!
Do you see how I'm sitting right now?
This is how I'm sitting right now.
By the way.
I'm sitting-
I- This is how I'm sitting.
I don't care if this looks stupid.
You only see the upper half of my body.
I'm sitting like this.
It's comfortable, you know?
If I'm playing a story game,
I could sit in a comfortable position.
I might sit like this, Crust Cross Episodes.
I sit like this in comp games too, just so you know.
It's not like comp games.
Just like this.
Crust Cross, gotta sit Crust Cross.
Only, only way that I could sit.
We're gonna watch a movie, bro.
You sitting in cutscenes barely even playing the game.
Then y'all don't even get to choose your gaming path.
Y'all are locked into one path that you gotta go.
This right here is a-
Yeah, you're experiencing the art form
that the fucking creators put you through.
All in God Gamer,
a closed-minded individual with a lack of intelligence
and imagination, please do not be this guy.
Before-
I already got to like this video.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, subbing, subbing instantly.
We got into this video. I want to make it clear. There is nothing wrong with playing games that only have balls and guns and if that's what you
Know I I I don't have a problem with what games people like
But you have to admit you are a close-minded gamer if you only play sports games
And that's it like I'm just saying like if you I
It doesn't matter if you're a console kid if you if you're a console code
There's so many games that you could play like half of the people in my chat are consequence that they play so many good games
Like if you're a concert getting you only play it fucking FIFA and Chell and 2k
You are like stuck in a fucking infinite loop of terror like
Enjoying then so be it but it becomes a per the cog in the machine of EA sports of that dog shit company
That just got bought by the Saudis. So I'm when you have this dismissive nature to the rest of fun
have fun now paying $120 for the fucking next FIFA game and to be able to load
into a comp match you have to pay 50 cents.
The gaming community and industry these days.
It's just absolute cinema dude. It's pay to play man. You can't hop on the court unless you got the money to show.
There's wrong planet Earth saying things like there's no games to play while only having 2k Madden,
Fortnite, and Cod installed on their PlayStation. This is literally a
self-imposed limitation on top of a false generalization. These gamers are
aware that there are millions of other games that they could be playing, but they subject
themselves to the same four games. And because they do that, it creates-
Yo, dead ass, bro. Yo, actually, actually, I have one rebuttal. He said, you're playing
at AI. You ain't ever played somebody that's good at Madden. Let's both play 50 hours
of Madden and you as a multiplayer gamer that's never played a single player game
in their life, beat Hollow Knight, beat Hollow Knight, play Cuphead on extreme mode and and
get back to me because yeah, be Elvin ring, beat the first boss in Elvin ring, beat the
first boss in Elvin ring, the fucking guy with the horse, the guy with the horse in
the fucking shield.
You you're on that you're on that boss for 100 hours.
Like I'm so I'm so dead ass you're never beating it.
this confirmation bias in their head they'd rather stick to playing the same
four games to reinforce the idea that gaming is dying inside of their heads
instead of trying to new it.
Number one zero replay value on a story mode game.
Once you beat the story mode, damn it bro.
They got to buy a new game where you stuck in the same cycle playing the same
week as story mode over and over again.
There's no replay value, nobody wants to keep playing the same story mode.
You play 2k when you play Madden, there's hella different options.
You got my team, you got my league, you got franchise, you got dynasty,
you got park.
There's online game modes against the real people.
That's final boss air-the-ring AIs, bro.
His first argument-
No, this has to be rage bait.
This has to be rage bait.
This is like such a bad take
that it's unbelievable that somebody has this opinion.
No, like, this is actually upsetting me so much.
It's that there's zero replay value in story mode games.
Now, I can give you a hundred reasons on-
No replays.
Okay, I will agree.
I think you got to be a different type of gamer
to replay, like, not a Souls game.
I get you replaying a Souls game,
because you could just go a different build.
But like, what's like, like, if you replay the quarry,
I would never replay the quarry.
I think like, in my opinion, a story game like that,
where there's like characters that you control,
and some of them die, some of them don't,
and you have your own ending,
I think you should only play it once.
I think you could watch other people play it,
but it's like, your story's your story.
You know what I mean?
You like if you replay it and you're like I'm gonna change all my decisions
Well now like your story doesn't really matter anymore like I love the games those games where like you play it and you build your own path
You got your ending. That's your game, right? Now if it's like oh, I'm just gonna purposefully change all my shit
It's like well now you're just kind of experiencing something that you're not innately choosing
Why that's not true, but I'm gonna give you three. Let's say you're playing a game like the walking dead telltale. There are
Yeah, but see I don't think there's replayability in that
Well, there is. I wouldn't replay it because I feel like it would ruin the experience of the game in my mind.
You can go based on the decisions that you make inside the game. So only playing it once would be limiting your experience.
That's where the replay value comes from.
Some story mode games won't allow you to visit certain locations or use certain weapons because you didn't meet the requirements on the first playthrough.
So when you replay the game now, you can experience those things that you didn't do on your first try, giving it its replay value.
And if you're okay, here's the other reason I would never replay walking dead and it's not that it's not replayable
It's that I don't want to go through the pain of
Watching Clem watch what is this name? Oh my god not Leon
What is his name?
Lee that's Lee not Leon. I was like what Leon's wrong Clem watching Lee die
That's sad. That's sad
There's no world. I wouldn't want to rewatch that scene. That scene was so upsetting.
Al Spoilers, the game came out 15 years ago.
Like, the game came out, that game came out in like 2012. Like, it's been long enough.
Playing a game like a Souls game, you could simply replay the game trying it with a different build or a different strategy.
Again, there's more reasons, but I digress. 2K and Madden do give you multiple game modes to play,
But his point shifts to story mode games are trash because you can't play against nobody online
There is generally no logical bridge between those two statements. I will not tell you I'm not trying to be rude in this video, bro
It's just these ball and gun game bro. What no, it's the ball and gun games, bro
And they always are the worst gamers man. I'm so sorry
I don't think if you play FIFA or 2k you're bad at games like for example, Zuzzi plays 2k and he's good at other video games
I think if you're somebody that only plays sports games and cod you're actually horrible
Like the reason you don't branch out is because you're unironically garbage at every other video game you play and refuse to learn other game mechanics outside of just real world sports that are built into games that you already know and just call duty running guns.
That like you don't want to learn what overwatches or Marvel rivals you don't want to learn what fucking Rocket League mechanics are.
are so it's like you just sit in this bubble because it's what you know you
don't want to learn our sex operators because it's overwhelming and it's like
I'm not judging for that but like sit in your bubble but don't pop others you
know what I mean? I always have room to like I don't care if you like those games
but if you only play those games don't sit there and say they're the best
games because they're not and that's not even a fucking that's actually I'm
not even gonna say I understand like humor subjective your favorite games are
objective. Objectively, EA sports games are not the best games. They're not.
Richard, I can to say something like this is just the same shit. If you if you have it,
it's a game where every year the game's title is something year. It's not in contention,
because it's not its individual. It's not its own individual masterpiece. It's a forever game
and forever games that are that are churned are not not as good as games that are you know arts
like like artistic representations of like a story or something that somebody wants to portray
but also they're even worse than forever games like fortnite i respect fortnite marvel rivals
overwatch and all these other fucking free-to-play games more because they're constant service
platforms. FIFA could be a constant service platform. But instead of that, they're going,
I could squeegee $70 out of you every year and you won't bat an eye because you and all your
fucking friends are going to spend $70 to play this game that could be a live service game.
But instead, we're not going to make it a live service game. We're going to make you spend
$80 on it every year every year you're gonna spend $80 on this game appealing to your own preference again
That's not my dad's involved with battlefield sex battlefield six is different though
That's not that couldn't be a live service game like they're making something unique
You know and battlefield also only releases like every four years apparently wrong
But when you're arguing something objectively you can't do it from a subjective bias number two
You're not competing against anybody battlefield did fall the fuck off. Oh, that's real
You can't see here and tell me playing against the AI you're considering that competitive game.
We have a player who's actually good at 2K, somebody who's actually good at Madden, a real copy player.
He wouldn't even get a first down.
He probably couldn't even score a bucket.
That's how you compare that to the...
He probably wouldn't even score a bucket, get a first down.
I believe anybody that's good enough to like beat Elden Ring
could probably pick up and beat somebody that's no life Madden in like 50 hours of gameplay.
Like if you actually just learned the game,
You would probably get as good as like higher not high elo like the best Madden players
But you'd get good enough to like go against people you do it plays you see I don't want to fucking play 2k
I'm saying like in Madden
I refuse to believe that you having 500 hours in Madden makes you some God tier player
That understands the books and fucking how to fake plays better like it's hard
I'm not saying it's an easy game
but like it's just discrediting single player games.
They'll derain final boss, so we're clashing.
Whatever y'all be playing, I don't even care.
Them games is trash, bro.
It's not competitive, you're not a real gamer
if you sitting there playing against the AI
final boss AI's all day, bro.
This guy is just using arbitrary criteria
and completely shifting the vocals.
Because you're going against AI and not real players,
the game automatically equals bad.
What?
Since when did competition against IRL players
determine whether a game is good or bad?
Yo, on God, play a Call of Duty campaign on like that one life.
What's that one mode on COD campaigns even?
If I'm trying to get into their realm, like I'll step into your realm and wear your hat,
like play the COD campaign on veteran mode.
You're fucked.
Right, you're fucked.
Realistic, realistic kind of veteran, bro.
It's GGs.
Yo, actually, zombies.
Somebody said zombies as well.
Fucking play it play zombies on bo3
Yeah, fucking
Some hard-ass challenges stuff you're playing a eyes. It's so hard as fuck
Then he's yet to objectively prove why story mode games are bad. He's using this time
Oh, no, what's that map on bo3 where you have the bows?
You're the bows and there's Easter eggs deris and rock
Type of reductionism so that anything outside of playing online just equals bad. Bro story mode games aren't trying to be online
Experiences that's like raiding dark souls based on its e-sports potential
What are you talking about and then he makes this point where these people who play story mode games?
Wouldn't be able to get a bucket and 2k or a first down in Madden of course
They when they don't play those games like I bet if someone told him play Cuphead on the hardest difficult
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
Yo, beat that dragon. Beat that dragon on Cuphead.
Yo, you gonna be sitting there 89 deaths in?
You haven't even beaten the first stage of that motherfucker.
Bro, no, Cuphead? Yo, actually,
Cuphead's like a motherfucker's discuphead.
Also, I watched this aura edit of Cuphead the other day
and it was fucking crazy. I gotta show you guys.
I gotta show you guys. Hold up.
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, I remember it in my head.
Cuphead at it.
Dude, if I can't find it.
This isn't that.
Oh my god, it's like Cuphead aura and I watched that shit.
Oh my god, here it is.
He goes I know my blood is this it what do you call bro? Why is it turning you jinxie comedy night?
That is not what I clicked on
What?
Cop had I know my brother. Oh
My god, this is it
Chat this is just fucking straight aura. I'm not in line
This is from the show though, I think there's a movie
Oh, he's dead. But he's not dead, huh? He's...
Not by it!
What?
Not by it!
Listen, I know my brother, and if he's not down here, then he's not dead!
I mean, is that not the craziest thing ever?
Is that not the craziest thing ever?
You got the devil, you got the devil himself, say your brother's dead, he's in heaven, yeah fuck that, if he's dead he'd be burning with me, bang yo that's aura though, that's actually aura, and then it cuts to him just fucking badass, wow, crazy ass cartoon though.
I know my blood getting hit once on your first try he was a 12 year old at it
Yep, and he crossed that shit because I watched that edit about nine times would see the competitive nature
I know my brother a story mode game. That's so that's it's so cringe not gonna lie. Yo your username
Number one number one
Brought another one Bob Bob Bob eight-year-old mustard my friends cat and fridge, huh excuse me
That's just their cringe is not cringe number one number one Bob number two is that a my singing monsters profile picture that shit is uncanny
Because trying to do a challenge like that on Cuphead is way harder than any challenge or a game mode or competition in 2k or Madden
The competition he's looking for in these single-player story mode games is competition against yourself
Go talk to a firm software fan. I'll guarantee they give you a challenge
But three y'all sitting cutscenes from a drug at a time y'all playing the game anyway
You might as well go watch a movie, bro
You sitting in cutscenes barely even playing the game then y'all don't know. Isn't that a point of it?
Like I feel like it's just like oh, I'm enjoying this to choose all game in path
Y'all are locked into one path that you got to go 2k. It's hella options rainbow succeeds hella options
Madden, hella options bro. I'm not gonna sit here and tell me that the games I play, the games I spend my time on ain't copy games
But one of y'all play me in 2k and play me a man for some money. Oh god
I'm gonna scrape y'all bro, and I'll hop on y'all games and I'll scrape y'all games too. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. I would put a million dollars on the line
I put a million dollars on the line that you go fucking 0 and 12 and Marvel rivals
I would put a million dollars on the line that you get fucking dog walked in CS go like I am certain of it
I am like actually certain of it you hop into a fucking premier lobby and CS. I'm starting out every corner you peak think
Dead instantly dead instantly you swing that corner you just bet
4900 credits on a fucking full you bought all you till an AK and a fucking full shield helmet
You're getting head tapped instantly from enemy spawn
But nobody y'all y'all playing monitors put your headphones on and thank you so much better
That's not disproving his point about multiplayer versus single-player games, but we're really
sitting here talking about like, oh, play me in Madden, bruh.
Everybody else, because I play on the TV and I play sports games.
Playing on the TV, no headset?
Holy, holy ass, holy ass.
Yo, actually, actually, this is a message too for anybody, yo, I know right now everybody
that don't play video games, don't care about video games, probably left.
If you have a boyfriend, I'm just saying this for anybody in chat.
If you have a boyfriend that loves video games
and he plays video games on his living room TV with no headset,
he is the worst gamer you've ever seen.
I don't care what he says his call duty KD is.
He is in the lowest elo shitter lobbies playing against actual toddlers.
Like, not even actual toddlers.
He's not going against 10-year-olds
because the 10 year olds are beating him.
The 10 year olds are better than him at Call of Duty.
He's going against 45 year olds that jealous,
just got off their union job,
had nine beers,
and now they're fucking turbo queuing the same way he is.
They're horrible at video games.
If you have no headset, you're playing on a 60 year TV,
sitting away 20 feet away from your fucking,
20 feet away from your fucking computer.
Oh my God.
Yes, I'm a sports gamer, bro.
I'm sorry.
Life for a part of two, bro.
Again, this is just ignorance.
Yes, I need to see is there a part to somebody show me the part to show me the part to I need to see what else this guy's
Say path as a whole that's what a story mode game is I'm starting to believe this guy ear buds are valid though
Bro ear buds sure I don't care what headset you're wearing if you have no surround sound
And it's just projecting audio. I to put it in perspective
I used to play off my TD in called any ghosts when I would look up alley a honey badger builds like I was
At video games when I was a kid bro
Like you everybody went through that phase where you just played console games on your fucking TV
Like you still might play console games in your TV if you still yeah
I knew a motherfucker was gonna say was and I knew it was gonna be zod to I knew it was gonna be zod to zod
You are zod. I don't even know what games you fucking play if I'm being honest
I knew that motherfucker was gonna say that shit anyways
Anyways, he distracted me too because I was just waiting for that R6 and Clash of Clans
Yeah, but he's just been turbo recruiting for the class glance plan
I haven't fucking played that shit forever, so I'm not even gonna lie it crossed my mind the other day to kick everybody from that clan
and just leave
It's my clan. Oh, it's your clan. You're promo in your own clan
You're not even in Bartotopia anymore. You're promoting your own clan in my stream. This is unreal. This is unreal. This is unreal
This is unreal
does it know what the word story actually means it's literally a narrative
account of connected events bro it's not that hard to understand 2k and madden
also don't have hella options a vast majority of 2k players only play my
career and a vast majority of madden players only play mud let's be real
bro some of my favorite competitive fighting games are all tom mkx fighter
z and Tekken bro and they have way higher competitive skills yo actually and
I'm so ass, I'm so ass at those games.
Holy dude.
Mortal Kombat Street Fighter Tekken.
That's like, that's the doom game for me.
Oh my God.
Or yes, Smash Bros. Ball Hala.
Any platformer like that
or just like a 2D fighting game?
No, I'm losing that 100% of the time.
You know what I'm doing?
You got to memorize a hundred different movesets than two care men are like, okay, actually
one, yo, rip multiverses in the chat.
I learned that game.
I knew moves and multiverses, bro.
You should have been there, chat.
Me on Harley Quinn was crazy.
I don't know if it's just me, but video games have fallen off.
There's only three games that people play nowadays, NBA 2K, Call of Duty, and Med.
No one plays COD anymore.
Call of Duty is a dead game.
Call of Duty is dead and it will continue to die because it's going to release when GTA 6 drops.
Yo, if you buy the next COD, God bless.
If you buy the next COD, you're actually going to be just only going against people that are in their 50s.
The next god is actually I think it's I think it's closing the coffin and sealing it
Whatever the next god is that drops that shit's gonna be horrible my dad. Yeah, literally
That's gonna be madden. Yo video games dying. It was a google image of b.o.6
Oh
NBA 2k
Call of duty b.o.6 wasn't bad. I will actually say b.o.6 was not a bad game
And I'm not going to lie, when I was younger, we used to play a whole bunch of video games,
something named the Pew Terraria, Minecraft, all of the Super Mario Bros games.
And it's so crazy to me that this time it's been a year and I still don't have an internet
switch to.
Younger me will beat my ass right now.
But in all seriousness, video games are just not as fun to play anymore.
Yes, I'm still going to play video games.
I think that's because he don't like video. I'm not gonna lie. I think we are in the biggest peak moment of video games ever
like
I feel like games are dropping like every both some not a coutu's dropping in two weeks
Directivity 20s dropping
Fuck a double of sevens dropping
You got a million other games that are like fire do the only thing that would make gaming the best
it's ever been and it's not even close is if you somehow drag 2018 fortnite to today because i think
like 2018 fortnite carried that era but i think right now has better game releases like
broadly i think if you just had a better like free-to-play service game it's probably till i die
obviously but the only game that i play fully every single day is npa2 game and i hate that
But younger people play so many games that let go games, the Jurassic World.
Call Joe 007 cause he has zero rivals wins, zero stakes eaten and seven deaths in Rainbow
Six Siege.
What do you mean zero rivals wins?
What are you talking about zero rivals wins?
World games.
I haven't played this season.
Been on games.
Toy.
I've been on CS.
Story.
Dream video game.
Real ones don't.
But nowadays I just find myself playing the big three.
gaming, pvp shooters, and sometimes if a goad adventure game drops, like Spider-Man 2,
what if shit was caught up in the bus, I'll play that game, but I don't really play video
games.
Right, he just said Spider-Man 2 was a bust.
I got used to it.
Is Spider-Man 2 like Miles Morales, the newest one?
It may be his beginning over, but I know the younger demographic, all they play
is Roblox, so it's not-
Well, we're talking about fucking eight year olds. I mean like I mean
Who only plays Roblox, I
Have that many creative games being made right now
And I know with all our vigilance he'll it is coming out that game developers are kind of screwed because of the random
Pies stuff right now
It's gonna be fun to produce video games and if somebody's Libby only plays Roblox
I could see Libby playing to grow garden
It's gonna be a hot generator now no I told you that but what happens in video games to
play when is there gonna be another big game that everyone plays that's actually fun and
enjoy because right now video games are creators which is kind of dying right now but our
creators are creators did not have the height of fortnight by any means but our creators
was a hype-ass game. Objectively. ArcGraders died, yeah, but it had a four-month run. It
had a four-month run. And its run was big, okay?
So this second video isn't as bad because this dude generally seems-
No, it didn't. Yes, it did. What do you talk about? ArcGraders average like, what,
like 500,000 players on Steam alone or some shit? As a $40 game.
But he said that he used to play a vast majority of games growing up
But then he concludes by saying that he finds himself playing the same three games over and over
I'm not going to attack him like I did the first guy because I think there's more nuance here
I think the game industry has forced some players like him into being one trick ponies and playing the same games over and over
Like the game industry is no doubt at an all-time low that we cannot argue
It's just over saturating with the same video. I don't think it is. I think triple a games
are the worst they've ever been.
I think indie games are the best they've ever been.
I think we're witnessing an in real time shift in power
from the people at the top,
gaming wise to the people at the bottom.
I think economically the people at the top
are always going to be, you know,
better than the richest they've ever been.
But I'm saying gaming wise,
AAA devs are scrambling.
Objectively, they put in so much money
and then you have games like fucking Concord drop
and they immediately die.
Like they never even fucking get any lift off the ground
because they're putting hundreds of millions of dollars
into games that are just not performing.
Whereas in indie game, some dudes 19 in college
coding on his computer in his free time
in his fucking dorm room and drops a steam game
that fucking gets 50,000 players.
Like you're getting outmatched by individual people.
game copies, remakes, remasters, and there's no more original ideas.
And this guy's take on Nintendo and my opinion serves as justification for that.
Like I think many people can agree with me when I say Nintendo just isn't it anymore.
Like the last console I bought from them was a 3DS XL, I don't even think I bought it.
I think my mom bought me it, bro.
Yeah, I think Nintendo dropped the Switch 2 too early, they didn't have a lot of games
to come out with it, so there was almost no incentive to get a Switch 2.
I was a kid.
And then my second favorite console all the time is the Wii.
Honestly in recent years, what has Nintendo done for its fan base and community overcharge them scam them and under the liver
But don't you worry Nintendo? I got a video coming for y'all soon, but seriously though this guy brother done a shit is
I have a switch one and a switch two if I have a game digitally downloaded on my switch account
and I say I have it on my switch one and
I load up my switch to and I want to play that game and it auto
transfers so it shows you this like little transfer button let me pull it up
this is actually like the dumbest thing ever switch to game transfer screen like
I don't know what it's called like when it loads another game
Bro, do you know what I'm talking about?
Game load screen.
Bro, you have somebody in chat know what I'm talking about.
What would I look up for that?
Oh my God, hold on.
I need to show this because I need it to make sense.
Game loads, game, switch to digital game card.
that's it that's it that's it is this it yes it's not loading oh sick it's not
loading at all. Hello? Is a virtual game loaded or ejected from consoles instead?
So when you have a Switch One or a Switch Two and you have this, like say you have one game
that's like Pokemon Quest, say you have it on Switch One or just any game, like a Mario
and you want to load it on your Switch too,
you can only have it loaded on one console at once.
So it's basically to prevent people from being able to sell their Switch on their account
in like account share, kind of like Netflix.
So you can have multiple people playing the same game on the same account on different consoles.
I understand that premise.
The problem is, if I have my Switch too,
and I go on a trip, right,
and I try to load a Super Mario Kart,
and it's on my Switch One.
If my Switch One is not in range or dead, I can't load it.
I need to charge my Switch One to bring it alive again,
so that I'm able to be close enough so I can switch the card over digitally.
Even though it's already downloaded on my account,
I need to actively go
And it needs to show this screen or I can't play it game cards of them
That's the dumbest shit ever
I even says that his younger set your switch to his the main device
Seth would beat him up if he could see the new that fix it. That's not how it works
I don't know that's how I've seen it work when I was supposed to stream a game on my switch to
like three months ago, two months ago, I tried to load it, my Switch One was dead, it would
not load until I charged my Switch One.
Version of him.
I think the gaming industry now is turning old gamers who used to play all this variety
of stuff into these mylas gun and ball gamers.
And unless you're self aware like me and you watching this video, you will fall into
the mylas loop of playing shooter hero copy 900 2K Madden and GTA.
Those games are the only games that get hyped by these content creators, these streamers, and these companies.
Like, these corporate gaming companies have this evil, greedy, systemic approach to gaming, and it's just ruining all of it.
I think it's important for gamers like him who used to find themselves playing a large variety of games
to go do their research and invest in these niche-specific indie companies.
Because they're the ones producing these good games in 2026.
These big triple-A companies? Not so much, bro. Don't get caught up in...
Streamed is so kind today. Yeah, cuz we've been in trouble only two hours and 15 minutes out of the three hours
I've been live what they're doing these triple a companies nowadays are scared to push the boundaries
They're scared to offend people they won't give us a grounded story and they're just for greed and money
So I want to wrap this video up by saying nobody's saying that you can't enjoy sports games or shooters
If you like Call of Duty and you like 2k and those are your two favorite games of all time play them
But don't let them limit your experience in game
Don't let Call of Duty Black Ops 7 and 2K26 tour the worst out of their entire franchise
be the reason that you view gaming as dying or dead or boring.
You can't sit here and play the same four games, ignore the entire industry, then turn
around and say gaming is dead or there's nothing else to play.
Because that's not a gaming problem, that's a you problem.
Because when you actually step outside your bubble you might find some games that you
actually like.
I was a victim of this, I only used to play fighting games and sports games,
but those were my only games.
I started playing games like cuppa. That is one of my favorite games. I've platinum the game, bro
I love that game, but you'll never experience that feeling if you keep trying the same things over and over and stop treating your
Preferred well, dude, and I actually thank my chat fully for being able to wrote me out of that because if I never was streaming
I would have been in that loop of Call of Duty and like other bullshit games
Like I only started playing horror games and thriller story games and shit because it was for content like I
I love those games now.
Now, to be fair, I still do mainly play them on stream
just because it's like, oh, I'm trying to get content out of it.
But I'm at the point now where, like,
even if I wasn't straight, like, say Dark Anthology releases a game eight years from now,
I would just play that shit,
because I'd just be like, oh, this is going to be a good game.
This will be fun to do, you know?
Jacket 3, think of the sub 10 and boost you for the sub.
Chrono Law and Pickle for the sub j, I think of the 3.
We have a birthday. I told my mom.
She said, you're welcome to trip my hand.
So I think you respect for my mom,
maybe for the sub president, even a three.
Paid for a gold name because I thought
it would have an amazing future in multiverses.
Trend is grabbing for the sub IEAN, Ski, Austin,
Kieran S2, Ashie, Sagi, SB, Pop,
Nazaria for the sub president, even a three.
What streaming software do you use?
I used to do stream labs,
but you could also just use stream elements.
So the S, Wouser, Hammy, Ma,
Lee, think of the number on even a three.
If you ran for president, what streamer
Would you make your vice president?
I would never run for president.
Top, think of it as a sub.
I have no idea.
Milky, think of it as a three.
Can I see Danny Duccio?
Rodney Rusty, K, think of it as a three.
Jaden and Jack, think of it as a sub.
Lock in.
College majors ranked by their aura.
Wait.
hold up college majors ranked by their aura making fun of my major too bad it's
my car I don't like people making fun of my major too bad it's my constitutional
God-given right to be a hating-ass motherfucker here is the objective college
major aura to your list college major aura arts majors anything that like
anything bachelors of arts. I mean, I think like philosophy majors are pretty cool, but
say if you follow your dreams, you won't work a day in your life. Well, arts majors follow their
dreams and now they're really aren't working at all. When I say arts, I'm including everything artsy,
dancing, painting, sculpting, music. So not so not like when most people say arts majors,
they don't mean just anything in the bachelors of arts versus science. Like how do you could
You could have a BA in business, and that's not like an arts.
Peter acting, Christ especially acting.
I wanna be a movie star!
Well I wanna be with a cute submissive fanboy, but not all our dreams can come true.
These wannabes forget that in order to make it in Hollywood, you need insane connections,
insane look, and insane looks.
Like surely you-
Yeah it is weird, we watched a video about how Hollywood today is just full of tens.
There used to be people that were like average looking individuals like the the regular actor in the Hollywood space
There's no ugly actors not really anymore
Like most I'm not saying ugly either like the the the fucking example was like
Oh my god from Ghostbusters bill bill what?
Bill
Not Jack Black, Bill Murray, Bill Murray, not an ugly guy
Not really attractive, you know in the sense of like Timothy Chalamet levels of attractiveness or Zendaya
So it's like you don't really see those guys anymore
comparably so
It's like you do have a pretty privilege in the Hollywood space of
Getting gigs because you're attractive not because like oh their acting abilities are bad and they're just hot so they get it
But it's like it is a step up
I don't think there's anything wrong with majoring in some sort of arts that's around acting, but
It is it is a very hard career to get into
Notice how every single celebrity has the face of a supermodel and the body of an athlete even before the face of a fucking veneers now
Surgery they're not going to start someone for a zombie movie if they look like the goddamn monsters in the film
The thing with following your dreams is that big companies know you and millions of others want to so badly
So there's a race to the bottom where workers just whore themselves out to get ahead like sure
I'll do unpaid overtime and work weekends and then some jackass comes along and says though do it for free for free
There is a big culture of unpaid internships in the entertainment industry. Yeah, that's the worst man
I think an unpaid internship is actually just torture dude. That's fucking
Unreal internships are the biggest thing that colleges get you by the way
Like connections are a big thing, you know, obviously with your teachers and other students, but one of the best things about college isn't even just the degree you're getting. It's like, hey, we have a door that only you can access and it's going to get you a job right out of college.
But to get that job, you may or may not have to work three months for free.
like it's it depends on the actual college major and the place that you're working for in my experience
I had a lot of friends that did internships and they did paid internships
it's minimum wage but you know you at least are getting money
and your bosses will make you do a humiliation ritual where you do my numbing work for 16 hours a day
and suck up to them in order to maybe maybe land a shitty paid job
I can only give these majors a big fat F for fries in the bag
in the bag.
The thing is though, college majors wouldn't exist if no one successful ever made it out
of that major, right?
It's just the success rate of a lot of those arts degrees is very low.
And I think it's also to be noted that if you're a dance major, the success from being
a dance major is not in monetary gain, but art performance and world touring and making
a name for yourself in the space.
Like, if you get big as a dancer, you're not going to be a millionaire.
You're instead going to tour the world and experience Europe and dance for a professional,
you know, ballet company in Italy and, you know, France and Germany and in the US
and in Vegas.
like, yeah, a lot of those, you know, women specifically or men, but, you know, a lot of
women make their, you know, careers after their early dance careers in Vegas, and they get
good money, and then they make their money teaching. It's like, so it really is like,
if you're talking about monetary gain, yeah, arts majors are after year. But in terms
of like, living their life and actually having success in their own space and, you know,
accolades elsewhere, that's where you're getting them.
A lot of people come into this wanting to do social work or to become a therapist, often
because of their own trauma.
And when- Sorry, what is he talking about now?
The bag.
Oh, psychology majors.
A lot of people come into this wanting to do social work or to become a therapist, often
because of their own trauma.
And when they finally land their counseling job at a drug addiction center or something,
their 40k a year salary comes with the added bonus of more emotional trauma.
If it weren't for the fact that the good jobs in this field needed at least the masters,
this would be higher.
I mean, yeah, well like psych majors, it really did.
You can't just like blanket and at least say a psych major is just gonna make 40k a year.
Like, you psych majors, a lot of the times might be double majors with philosophy or
another sort of science.
They might be getting a masters or going to, you know, a late college master's
a doctorate degree program where they're going to make more Ludwig is an English major.
Your time in English will entirely depend on your professors because they have near total
control over the course and your grades like you can any college any college professor though
and your grades like I think it's more you there's more flexibility with English majors
because they are English teachers because they can make you learn whatever like you're
gonna read whatever book kind of do whatever curriculum whereas like if
you're a fucking STEM major in biology regardless of professor you're still
learning the same shit about cells and molecules. You can have a prof assign an
essay on Uncle Tom's cabin the 1800s anti-slavery story and from the way
they'd go on to mark the papers you would have thought the entire class
handed in extremist manifestos on how slavery should make a comeback and I
didn't know this but some profs are really strict and anal on their
attendance policies for no reason to the point that they'd even drop entire
letter grades for missing a few classes. I think that's perfectly fine. I'm gonna
have that take. I'm gonna have that take that I had professors where if you
didn't show up more than three you had three freebies that was the rule. This
was history modern philosophy. You'd three classes per year. Keep in mind
Most college classes only need twice a week
So you're basically missing half a week of class if you miss one class
You get a miss three classes with no excuses, right? You could just not show up
no letter grade
Markdown
Whereas if you miss six and you don't have a doctor's note or a deaf in the family or a reason that you're not there
You're getting points knocked off your inner grade. I mean that's I don't think it's it's not only yet
That's dickhead shit.
It's motivating a student to actually fucking try.
You're paying 30K a year to fucking go to a college.
Maybe you go for free.
Maybe it's a state school.
You're paying fucking 10K, 5K, whatever.
You're still paying money and you're putting time
to show up.
Fucking go to class, right?
I understand there are certain classes where it's like,
oh, your grades only matter based on tests.
If you don't need it, you don't need it.
But like, certain classes like English or philosophy,
which I was in, writing classes where you're reading,
The entire purpose of the class is showing up
and talking about what you read.
And if you're not there, why are you in the fucking class?
You should get a fucking, you should get a lesser grade.
You should fail if you never show up
because you're being a bum, what the fuck?
The entire purpose of the class is reading books,
coming to class, talking about them, writing about them.
If you never show up, why are you here?
This is really bad during flu season
because students aren't gonna go all the way.
Take the shitty classes online.
That's exactly what I think, Nepali.
I took all of my gen eds online
and I took all my philosophy classes in person.
Take your majors in person, take your gen eds online.
And then you don't have to show up to class.
Show up to classes that you need to show up to.
Your major courses.
You should, not only, if you're getting mad
about having to show up to classes that you major in,
that's indicative of you
and how little you actually like the degree you're getting.
You should want to go to class
for the degree that you're getting.
If you don't, that's bad.
So a clinic to pay to get a doctor's note
so they could be-
I get you not wanting to show up
to fucking sharks in mythology
and you're taking a gen ed.
You know, it's a class that you don't give a shit about.
You have to do it to get a degree.
Yeah, fucking take that shit online.
You don't need to go.
Right? But if it's like, oh, you're majoring in literature
and you don't want to go to your literature class,
why are you majoring in literature?
Excuse. They're going right to class with those-
What if you're just trying to get a good grade?
But then you're going into the career
that you're not passionate about at all,
only in it for the money
and you're gonna hate it three years down the line.
Right? I'm not saying you got to fucking be so
enjoyable jumping for joy about
whatever you're majoring in.
Obviously at the end of the day, it's work.
Not everybody loves work, but it's like,
I think you should major in something
that you're at least okay with doing.
And if you're not, if you hate it that much
that you don't even show up, that's bad.
Spread COVID-26 or some crazy shit.
If your professor chooses to cover texts
you just don't care about, you're done for.
Like a prof would just be there in class
yapping on about the author's choice
to use the word negatively
while the students not along,
pretending to even read the damn book.
Negatively is a real word by the way. It means to be stingy. What did you think it meant? Anyway, English is whatever seats here
Business is way harder than most people make it out to be like in my school the final depends depends
Are you in gen business or are you in business finance? Are you in accounting? Are you in marketing?
Luxembourg business calculus was the color in between the lines and half the class failed
All right, that's low hanging fruit in all seriousness. I hear people say there are no easier hard majors
And I'm just like please please stop. I would yeah, no that is that is just wrong
I think 10 majors are the hardest majors personally
And I used to be an exercise science like if you're if you're like a physics major
You have it really bad
Like you have a really bad you have a really really bad like for that if there is easy and hard majors
I think everything's hard in their own right
But like the amount of time and effort you have to put in to getting a philosophy degree is far less coming from a philosophy degree
I have one it is far less work to get a philosophy degree than a fucking physics degree
objectively. Like, and I, like, I had to read the shit. Yeah, I did the stuff. Maybe it was just
easier for me personality-wise, but like, no. Love to see. You're studying way more. There's way
more work. There's way more stuff you got to do. Just one of these idiots survived a single engineering
term. The average business student isn't the brightest. Of course, that doesn't include anyone
watching this video. They're the types to be doom-scrolling and be enticed by some default
So Cal Asian girl into buying one of those random AI study tools and think they can now
Finally raise their point three GPA like that was the thing holding them back all they needed was another AI slop tool
It's not the fact that they skip nearly every single lecture to game and goon and the few times they actually come into class
All they do is game and goon business-related major
Everybody that withdrawals from a course three weeks before the class ends are the most popular for a reason
They're just chill programs that lead to stable, normal ass careers.
Finance gets an easy A. Accounting gets an A too.
It would be higher if it weren't hard and boring as hell.
Like, my intro accounting professor likes to give my class pre-recorded lectures
to help students who are falling behind, but they're only really-
I would hate being an accountant, bro. I'm not even gonna lie.
I get it's a stable job and it pays well late in the career, but like, holy dude.
When I talk to my account and I'm like, yo, if I had your job, I would be just severely depressed like I would fucking
Breathe in that shit like that is just it's just numbers man
You're just running numbers finding loopholes and tax codes and all this. Oh god. It fucking sucks
It's good for falling asleep at night. Everything else business related are solid choices, but they don't compare to these
I'm gonna have to take on marketing that if you you if you have a marketing degree with experience
That could be a B or an A, but if you just get a marketing degree, don't do an internship, you have an F tier, you have an F tier degree.
You're not getting a job in that.
Like marketing is so experience intensive that if you are just applying for a job and you just have the degree and literally that's it.
It's just a piece of paper.
And you could say the same thing about any major, but it's like, I think I would have an easier job landing a marketing job with social media experience that I have, then somebody that actually got a degree in marketing.
And maybe I'm wrong, but I just I fully believe that if I applied to a marketing job and I went here on my accolades and I have a degree in philosophy and some dude went I did a six month internship here, and I have a degree in marketing, I'm probably getting the job.
But they don't compare to these two and that's not like ego shit
I'm saying like that's just like hey if you have proven success in the marketing world that weighs a lot more than the fact that you passed classes
You have a degree bro. Well, I do have it
I have another degree that is true at the end of the day you have to check I chat
I'm I understand I that is a bit of an ego take but it's like I took marketing classes in college not enough to get a marketing degree
but I took marketing classes in college and yeah they were like lower tier marketing classes but
what you learn in those classes you could learn quicker and better by just actually doing social
media. How many years were you in college? I believe two. We're just studying physics.
No! Get out of here!
Bro, minor than physics and major than minors.
So physics is crazy hard, has mid job prospects, and was Satan's major. Definitely not for me.
Bro, we didn't even fucking go into the degree, the degree potential at all though.
Yes.
Surf studies. That's a fucking, that's a degree you can get.
This is a real major. While researching for this video, I found so many made up pro-
What surf studies, puppetry at University of Connecticut,
floral management, brewing science.
Oh, these are all like random ass degrees you could get.
Paranormal psychology programs.
I'm not even going to lie.
I think turf grass science at Penn State probably would pay.
I could see a world where you make good money
in turf grass science.
puppetry gambling it's gambling management like you could be a pit boss at a casino i assume
that pays well puppetry paranormal psychology bagpipe performance clown arts esports management
comedic arts really comedic arts are there really wait hold up
People out there are so dry and boring that they need to finish an entire undergraduate
program just to make people laugh at fear for everyone.
Underwater basket weaving for everyone.
If you have to, engineering is probably, engineering is probably one of the most
stressful degrees too. Getting like a civil engineering degree.
As the average engineering student, if they'd rather retake calculus
three or jump off their roof, they retake calculus three or die.
They would be flying before you even finish your damn
question. Engineering is not as exciting as Tony Stark's Iron
Man makes it look. You're not going to be designing entire
super cars or super computers or super whatever. If you get
stuck with the wrong company, you'll be designing nuts and bolts for the rest of your life.
In school, you'll have students stomach and grays that would have sent their high school
sons into a coma, and it's no wonder the smell stereotype exists too.
If you were busy studying all day, you wouldn't have time to shower either.
A lot of stereotypes are true to some extent.
They had to have come from somewhere or else we wouldn't find them funny.
Like black people can make great athletes, engineering students can't talk to girls,
It is okay because there are hardly any in their classes anyway.
If you somehow make it through the years of hell, you'll-
What majors have the highest and lowest rate of women?
I've never, I've never even thought about that.
What major has the highest rate of women?
I would guess English.
Brooke got a literature degree.
And I remember, I remember her class as being like 80% women.
Nursing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Both professions, nursing, education, 80 to 85% women, lowest rate, it probably is engineering.
Extend fields
CompSci
It's computer science
CompSci 19% woman
We'll have a solid high-paying career waiting for you
That is if you can actually find a job in today's market. Yep
Everything is going to shit and all we can do is watch stupid YouTube videos like this to distract ourselves
But hey, it could be work-
Yeah, all we could do is listen to some stupid fucking idiot pseudo-intellectual with a dumb philosophy degree
YAP about how he thinks that marketing majors are stupid and that he would get a job over them.
This guy's such a cock loser. Why does he even have a fucking audience?
First, engineers in poor countries like India go through the same hell as everyone else
and they can still end up barely making more than a farmer.
Then these people try to move to the west to get better employment
and suddenly they're part of some Indian invasion.
Apparently, in the 21st century, inva-
Sorry, what?
All we can do is watch stupid YouTube videos like this to distract ourselves.
But hey, it could be worse.
Engineers in poor countries like India go through the same hell as everyone else,
and they can still end up barely making more than a farmer.
Then these people try to move to the west to get better employment,
and suddenly, they're part of some Indian invasion.
Apparently, in the 21st century, invaders don't come with guns and swords, but curry and non.
Despite everything, this is still an S tier.
F tier.
It's current y-
I feel like we need some explanations for these, bro.
Here, guys, why are we letting women-
I don't know if I like this guy, yeah, I don't know.
Gatekeeper's hit.
I don't think you just thrown shit for throwing shit, bro.
I- I could understand what you're saying, like, critically about gender studies and, like,
how you're gonna get a job in that field, but, like, there are jobs in that field.
Get in the gem of a major.
The pay is good, especially if you-
Wait, what is he on now?
F tier.
It's current year, guys.
Why are we letting women gatekeep this hidden gem of a major?
The pay is good, especially if he's specialized.
The only downside is how overworked it will be
because of the insane shortage that's been going on for years.
There aren't enough-
That's not the only downside.
The downside of getting a nursing degree is that it's utter torture.
And if you fail a nursing test, like early on,
like a lot of programs, if you fail the test like twice,
you're out of the program and have to fully restart like nursing
nursing degrees are some of the hardest degrees to get just off
of the sheer lack of failure that they accept. Like if you if you
don't succeed, you're out. Like it's that simple. So it like
it's a really stressful it's a really stressful degree to
get and a lot of fast track programs like you're sitting in
like 10 hour classes.
American's going to nursing school, which I guess prepares you for how
intensive the job's going to be hour wise, but still sucky school to replace the
old ones choosing to leave after being traumatized by you can't get a C in any
classes that's what I'm saying like most nursing most nursing programs it's not
it's not only just you can't fail like you could get a C and you have to retake
the class but if you have to retake it more than once you have to like
fully restart your program the pandemic so or something like that I'm not a
a nursing major obviously but I know it's like they have weird nats in their system
that if you fuck up more than like once it's like over like you have to reapply.
Hospitals are relying on foreign nurses to help with this.
I gotta look that up.
I think it's like even if you're like a third year if you if you fail a nursing
more than once what happens.
Failing a nursing school exam or the NCLEX,
more than once results in a mandatory remediation,
delayed graduation or required waiting period
of 45 days to retake.
If you fail multiple times,
you have to reapply to the program.
You get eight attempts per year and it was individual states have stricter limits like a max of four to six attempts in a two to three-year window
So if you fail you could just be out for a couple years
Shortage but thanks to the country's increasingly strict immigration policies these nurses are having trouble getting into the country to help
Americans live longer healthier lives. The job is really gross
I won't get into it because I know people often watch YouTube while eating
But if you can stomach that this is an easy S tier
Most parents can barely handle a few children imagine trying to control
But education is not gonna lie an f-tier degree because of how shitty students are today
Like I think the ideal benefits of like being able to help, you know, youth succeed and like
Teach people is awesome
But like that's on paper
In practice the job sucks an army of hyper kids and you get underpaid you're not getting paid enough
With zero attention span thanks to skibbity six seven brain rot and the page shit if you work in the wrong city hard pass B tier
Hard pass B tier. What is this fucking? I thought hard hard pass B tier. I feel like hard pass should be like D
I'm gonna get a computer science degree
degree or to pass B tier.
CompSci today is like a D tier degree.
CompSci like seven, eight years ago.
Ooh, S. If you were able to get into a CompSci job in like 2018, you were rolling in it.
That's the problem though.
When there's like a shortage in jobs, everybody gets into that field.
And then once they're in that field, there's too many people that want to get that job.
I'm gonna get a computer science degree and make a lot of money turns out if
Everybody goes into a field because it's in demand and high-paying it soon becomes oversaturated
And you'll be fighting like it's fortnight battle royale
It's be the last one standing with the high-paying job today computer science is the trendy major yesterday
It was journalism pharmacy and yo, Brady. Are you still majoring in our consign?
Then you change you're like compsci or something and then you change to like tech
You're compsci and then you change to look like it
Brady's majoring in some shit with computers
I'm an IT and networking now didn't like the theory of side of CA
Well, tomorrow it could be gender studies, only God knows.
What I'm trying to say is, every in-
Oh no!
Industry has its high-
Oh no!
As in lows, and right now, computer science is in a really, really bad low, so maybe
it'll-
College is making people gay!
BS to your ne-
Ah!
These stupid fucking liberals!
Next time.
If you want to know how nerdy these guys are, I saw a computer science student on Reddit
talking about how these guys are geeks.
This is Jeffrey Epstein saying, I hate pet paws, like it takes one to no one, and I'll
take their word for it.
With the insane amount of information that makes you-
If you get a math degree, what job do you go into?
of teaching math like what do you actually know what do you actually go
into what do math majors accounting you would just get an accounting degree data
science finance actual work actuarial science software engineering and
education. You could be a crypto analysis, statistician, pricing
analysis, or analysts, Jesus Christ, analysis, analysts, fuck.
Yeah, I don't know. Just because I feel like a lot of math, a
lot of things that you get job lives of math degree, they just
have degrees for
They say it's like trying to drink with the insane amount of information they make you
memorize.
They say it's like trying to drink water out of a fire hose.
You have med students studying in their textbooks, reading about how bad a lack of sleep is on
the body, while cramming at 3am for their final exam the next morning.
People like to say, don't go into medicine if you're only in it for the money.
Have you seen these numbers?
Surgeons make more in a few years than most people make in their entire lifetime and yeah
Yeah, but they won't make that money till they're 35
Like that's one of the downsides. You're in school for 12 years. Then you have residency like you're not getting paid
Yeah, you're making fucking 500k you're in your career
But like you don't get to be in your career to dude. Have you ever played the board game life?
Have you ever played the board game life
Now, doctors do get crazy burnout and mental problems, but I'd much rather be depressed
in a mansion than in a shitty apartment.
S tier.
I don't know.
I feel like I'll disagree with a lot of those takes.
That was an interesting video though.
Everybody hates the arts love it when they turn on Spotify or TV.
Truth, nuke.
Feel free to leave your comment telling me how much of a stupid ignorant idiot I am
I am for ranking X major at Y tier for getting your major or whatever
As a female engineering major the medical school people have a level of masochism that I as a masochist myself can't understand
Yeah, no getting into a medical school or like nursing programs is horrible
You forgot geology
Smart enough to major in STEM wise enough to not take it seriously chill enough to not care whether it's absolutely useless in the real world
Yeah, dude, how do you get into like dusting off fucking dinosaur bones?
How do you get into that field?
It seems like a sick job.
Yo, you know a sneaky, cool job, but you have to get lucky, like job-wise, but it's a fun
major.
Not oceanography.
They study ocean creatures.
I
My god, what's it called marine biology? I'm a fucking jackass marine biology marine biology is a sick major
I knew some people with marine biology degrees
Hard to get a good job, but like if you get a cool job in marine biology
You know what you know, you know, you know what the fucking the ideal path
marine biology and
zoology major
Hard hard pipeline feeding penguins at Boston Aquarium
Cinema cinema that's the life
That's the fucking that's the ideal dream
You just feed you get a fucking feed penguins teach people about should be like so these motherfuckers
They get into fights. I know they look cool, but they'll pet each other into death. I
Be saying some cool shit like that
Little Timmy little Timmy's like my favorite animal, you know, they'll actually eat their kids now. I just start making shit up
You know, they'll actually kill their own young for being weak
now
What is that animal where there's they always birthed to and the one eats the other?
What's the bird? I think it's a fucking
I mean, it's a fucking bill duck or some shit.
What's the one that stares?
You always see images of it.
Chat, wait, ready?
I'm gonna act like the bird.
It's got a fat ass, it's got a fat ass beak.
Shoebill, knew it, see?
Shoebill, how many kids do they have?
I think they have two kids and one eats the other.
Yeah, they like one to three eggs,
only raise one chick.
Two hatch and 10 sibling rivalry leads the stronger chick to kill the weaker one, known
as Sibylicide, ensuring only the strongest one survives.
Wow.
Sharks do similar shit sometimes.
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All right, chat. We got this last react. It's a long one.
Tomorrow, I'm not live. Sunday is reacts like two into a food
gauntlet challenge as promised from the charity stream for
health cancer. Monday, we have a Trevor project charity stream
matching chat stone is at the 10k random games as well. Maybe
retro rewind at the end of stream some reacts potentially
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live early at like 11am for a short react day and then
I'm going to send it to the 11th film and videos with Jack posting it on YouTube every day that I'm going on the main in the gaming channel
And then we're back riding out stream direct of 80 20 drops. I'm not a cut two drops
We got a bunch of other shit
We're playing as well gaming wise and also fucking content wise another charity stream late May and then I'm gone for like four days like
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Hold on.
Dude, my fucking knee hurts.
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Last video of the day, it's a long one.
For Bid and Island.
Anybody know if this is not TOS to watch,
or if this is TOS, because it's age-restricted?
I'm gonna do a quick scan.
I'm just waiting to see if he sees any, like,
naked, homeless people.
It's not to us watched all of it
But it looks like there's drugs at some point, but he just shows them I'm assuming that's fine from an educational perspective, right?
Because he's not doing the drugs
Like I could show people farming cocaine in a fucking vice video
All right, it's fine.
Forbidden Island.
Music
McNeil Island Security Office.
Music
Look at this place.
Look at all the buildings, the infrastructure.
What you're looking at is McNeil Island,
completely abandoned for the most part.
most part. You might call it an cancer. This island is where Washington State sends its worst
and most dangerous sex offenders whose crimes and personality disorders are considered so
extreme that they need to be separated from society. There's an island that big that's
abandoned? It turns out there's a lot of abandoned stuff on that island. Also, hundreds
of compulsive pedophiles and violent sex offenders are locked up over there. Oh,
not abandoned? So it would be illegal and very dumb to go there voluntarily. I don't
think anybody's been stupid enough to go over there to explore it. Until now.
Wait, so, he was saying that there's people that are locked up there right now.
Is that where he's going or is this just another subsection of the island that doesn't, isn't
inhabited?
Because this is just an abandoned video.
I'll tell you the fire.
fire. All right, that's never been in a kayak that's taken on water. That's like a fucking
race to the finish, dude. That should immediately get terrifying. No, I've been kayaking a bunch
of times and I've been in some shitty kayaks that like, you don't notice it, but like
15 minutes in, you're like, Oh, there's about an inch of water in my feet. 15 minutes
later you're like my legs are underwater I should probably I should probably
paddle back pretty quickly right now I get the stone faster and get off the
beach and get this thing hidden I think I'm gonna be swimming home soon
flipping one oh my god you'd falling off a kayak and having to get back in it
is torture it's covered it's full of water you have to flip it back and try
Jump back in it without falling over again shoes
Pants
Coat
I got changed
Like that's better now I get this thing hidden
Oh, there's like a security here.
Somebody steals this kayak and he's just stranded.
Alright, I think that's pretty invisible for the most part.
Hide this as well.
All right, that's good enough.
I'm just gonna come back tonight for it anyway.
Is he on Epstein's Island? No.
He's on some island off the coast of Washington.
I just gotta keep a little profile.
I used to house prisoners that were sex offenders.
If anybody sees me out here,
even if it's from a distance,
they might mistake me for an escaped rapist.
And they're probably not gonna be too quick to let that go.
I'm gonna take time for a quick meal
before I start exploring.
Nothing too fancy just painted by your sandwich.
There was a sign not far from where I landed.
Just peanut butter, y'all eat a peanut butter sandwich before?
I'll go see what it's-
I see peanut butter and fluff.
It says, State of Washington, McNeil Island Commitment Center.
Keep clear 100 yards.
Yeah, I'll get to that.
When I leave.
Alright, let's see what's on this island.
It's getting dark now.
It'll be easier to move around.
I'm not sure I actually want to be walking on this road, but there's not much of a choice.
Bramble's on either side.
If I hear anybody coming I guess I'll just have to dive off to the side and deal with getting thorns up my ass
All right, it's down the road looks like you got some boats on a dock
And over here got some buildings with some lights. This shit does not look abandoned chat
I don't know if that means for somebody around but should be easy enough to sneak past this
Why what is that noise?
I'd be so paranoid I wouldn't be that paranoid about somebody I feel like if you had like a security guard or a
worker find you. That's a lot less scary than just like actually
meeting a stranger in an abandoned area. Like which one's
scarier? You trying to sneak somewhere that's illegal to be
in your trespassing and a security guard finds you or
being in an abandoned area and finding somebody else that's
also not supposed to be there there. The ladder. The
strangers because both are both are strangers. One's a worker.
One's just a random guy. That might be a murderer.
It's not abandoned, then he's just sneaking into a prison.
There's no way that it has to be abandoned, Chad.
I'm coming this way.
Probably going toward the commitment center.
I'm going pretty fucking fast, too.
I gotta avoid those lights, so I'm gonna stick to the shadows.
My map tells me there's a side road up here, so I'm gonna aim for that.
The only problem?
I just saw two cars drive down this road right in front of me, and I'm gonna need
to use that road to get to the side road. This is sketch as fuck. Those cars are
traveling at like fucking 70 miles an hour, god damn. It doesn't give me a whole lot of
notice. Oh shit, there's some fucking lights coming. Fuck.
Oh my god, it's driving right by.
I think I'm dead.
I'm just going to book it.
Does he know where he's running to?
Alright, here's the side road.
I can't fucking see anything.
Hopefully I don't use this.
What's to my left?
I could dive into those if I need to.
Holy video game flashlight.
Looks like there's an abandoned house back here.
I guess I'll check it out.
Think I'm far enough away from people. I mean the fear in my mind that there would just be a homeless person in there
Like I probably just like I don't think I could do that or back shit like I've always wanted to do
I would love to like, you know follow some famous youtuber in into like an abandoned area
But just the the raw fear I'd have in my mind that either I step on some booby trap and die
Or there's a homeless person that fucking runs out and stabs me with a rusty needle like flashlight
much better. Of course it's locked. Just fucking kick it in. I'll check the back door.
This window will work. Oh, how about start of a horror movie. Oh, this is terrifying.
What's in here? Old music.
Oh, Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.
Alright.
Yo, I'm not even gonna lie, an animal in here would scare the shit out of me.
Like, if I saw a possum or a raccoon, I think my soul would jump out of my body.
This was left in the kitchen.
And this is not the most appetizing thing to put into a kitchen.
The birdcage.
Wow, freshly cleaned dishes that were just left.
Why was this abandoned?
There's dishes still left in the dishwasher.
Oh, shit, this place is fucking moldy as hell.
Probably shouldn't be breathing in here.
Yeah, that's just straight black mold.
Alright, smell of mold took me pretty bad in there.
Bro, he's actually just breathing in mold spores.
Stay away from that.
Last of us too, starting right now.
Let's see what's upstairs.
Looks like more mold.
I don't know!
How did he not react to that?
Looks like more mold.
He actually didn't react to that.
Oh, they took him after us.
Alright, well, it's an abandoned house.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Look, there's another building back here.
Are they using this for an office?
Am I crazy to say I would be looking for loot
What a weird image of that you can double click there I
Feel like I'd be looking for like a gold bar or somebody left behind the photo of a bunch of cops and dogs
dogs.
What's the purpose?
Correctional Peace Officers Foundation.
Must be some sort of cop office.
Ah, TV 30.
But you're not going to open the cabinet?
Three. Pierce College.
How the fuck did it end up here then?
Is this where they kept the dogs?
Oh, maybe.
Is this just an area for police dogs?
That would make a lot of sense.
Dude, imagine you just see somebody standing there.
All right, I'm gonna get out of here.
Found some more houses up here.
Oh, what's this? No simulations training.
No simulations training in this house. Blue gun training only.
What the hell does that mean?
Blue gun training only.
All right.
I don't know what that's about.
I don't know what the fuck this furniture in here.
So I'm pretty sure nobody lives here.
God, I fucking hope so.
Otherwise, they're not gonna like me very much.
Oh, there's a dumpster and a porta-potty over here.
Ammunition shells and coffee looks like.
I think I stumbled across some sort of train ground.
I'm not sure if it's military, law enforcement or both.
I think I'm gonna move on from this.
All right, well it looks like I stumbled into a suburban neighborhood.
I mean does it not seem does it not actually feel like he's in the fucking back rooms
right now?
Why, why are all these places abandoned?
Is there like a reason behind, he's just in a neighborhood and nobody lives here.
So abandoned.
Like these are like $200,000 houses plus like for like this one like a good property
would be like 500 sexual decay.
Rounded by houses.
There's like four bedroom houses.
This one looks like a typical boomer house.
Let's watch cable TV and eat casserole.
Some other...
I'm kicking that shit in!
Is that fucked?
Is that fucked up?
I'd be like, bro, I'd be like, nobody lives here, man.
All right.
All of this shit is so overgrown, man.
This one looks promising.
Nice.
I'll take it. For those wondering why there are so many empty houses on this island, it's
because on two occasions everyone left. The latest one was in 2010 and the first one was
in the 1930s when the federal government took over the entire island and told everyone
to fuck off. They give them money to leave and in the 1930s the government just said
Yeah, you're out.
Of course, there were some that refused to leave, mostly because they were dead.
So the feds had their courses dug up from the local cemetery, sent to the mainland.
And some even said-
Whaaaaaaat?
The government bought the fucking land, dug up the bodies, and shipped them off?
Why? Why are they just leaving them on the ground?
Hey?
Seems like a big-ass island.
They're still voting to this day.
Alright, this is weird.
Looks like somebody's actively mowing the lawn to this one.
But the windows are all boarded up so I know there's nobody in there.
Why would they do that?
Oh, it's because it's a fucking training house.
You're not open.
I can't find you. I don't care that much anyway.
Alright, enough of these abandoned houses.
I'm gonna continue to the real reason I came here.
Alright, so what I came to see is in front of me.
Probably can't see it in the camera.
Looks like there's people there.
So there's actually two prisons on this island.
Well, technically neither are prisons.
Because one's a commitment center and the other one completely abandoned. So of course, what is a commitment center?
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Next thank you for the sub. I had the wild idea that I would come and try to get into the abandoned one
You have vehicles driving around hopefully it's not driving and in section in my direction
Okay, it's not maybe I can get a closer look shit. There's another car see which way it goes
I'm guessing those buildings over there are active
And I can't predict when a car is gonna drive down
All right, I walked up there and took a quick look at it and came back probably not gonna be too easy getting in there
I mean it is a fucking prison after all and a lot of cars keep driving by shit looks like there's one driving right now
I'm on that road. There's nowhere else to go. So if a car drives by and sees me game over
This lighting isn't helping either
All right, well it's not a thunder storm absolutely realized I'm at the completely wrong angle to try to get into this prison
To get into a better angle would require a lot of backtracking which is going to take
up some time.
And I don't know how much time I'm going to need to try to figure out how to get in
there and to explore it.
So this might have to wait till tomorrow night.
Right, he got asleep here?
It's no big deal, it's not coming to hurry.
Hold damn, world's shut down, what else is there to do?
There's some other s-
Oh my god, this is mid-COVID.
COVID. All the stuff I want to see on this island anyway. So I'll go check that out.
Greatest road starting to fucking come down out of here. I gotta find some shelter. I'm
gonna get soaked. This road. I'm pretty sure there's a school down this road. Almost walked
right past this without noticing it. All right, empty buildings in these woods.
And they're not documented on my map at all. Makes you wonder how much this island has
hidden. I'm pretty sure this school is supposed to be back here.
Yeah, I think I found never in a million years will I enter that place never in a million fucking years an
abandoned school in the middle of a creepy ass island at 2 a.m. Midco
Pass that's some old school American architecture right there. Hopefully the doors and locks
You know, it's not
Well, if this island taught me anything the fucking door unlocked somewhere. I'll find it
Now it looks like somebody broke the window here naughty naughty
I'm not gonna try to climb through that though.
There's another door.
Can't run one of these fuckin' boards down.
It's boarded shut.
But it doesn't look boarded too well.
I'm gonna try that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Not.
Hell yeah.
Oh my god, wait, they got like gym equipment.
Wait, this doesn't look like a school.
Is that a bowling alley?
What the fuck is this?
What's a god damn bowling alley in here?
This is an old-fashioned bowling alley chat.
Wow, this is actually like a 1940s bowling alley.
There's no automatic return, these are just like small balls you throw, you gotta walk
back and grab them.
Holy shit.
That's pretty cool actually.
This must be the last game played here.
It looks like you won.
Shmitty.
What the fuck is this guy's handwriting?
Wow.
Alright.
Let's do some fucking bowling.
I set up some pins here.
The perfect for any day activity.
I don't know shit about bowling.
There's some shit-ass balling balls.
So I'm probably gonna suck at this.
Well, that sucked, but I did knock one over, I think.
Let's try it again.
I'm not leaving until I get a strike.
You'll be here for fucking million years, dude.
That lane has no oil on it.
from the 1940s and you're using bowling balls that haven't gotten cleaned or
chewed. What the fuck am I talking about? I'd be here all night. Wait, that's actually good.
All right, third time's the charm, right?
Huge!
Eh, four left standing.
Not exactly a strike, but probably as good as I'm going to get at this.
You think those four pins are still standing to this day?
What else is in here?
Five, six years later.
This was in 2020.
I got some guards. Yeah, they're stuff we use in a school.
I got some billiards. Shit, why not?
It feels like an activity zone. Alright, that's probably the best I can do
by hand. Let's play a game of billiards.
That hole doesn't have a basket.
Okay.
Believe it or not, not the worst place I've played that game.
Alright.
Bowling, darts, billiards, what's next?
There's a church.
Church. Let's see if there's a copy right in here.
Lord is in this holy temple. Lord be the father.
1967.
So I guess I should say I still got a church. Just not
religiously. Let's check out the basements.
That's water.
still water
wow basement is fucked
lets go upstairs
oh hell yeah dude what
basketball court up here
an entire bat
that's a full length court
it's even got a stage
double as an auditorium
nice
there's no fucking air in this thing
fucking air in this thing not to worry though I'm a total fucking expert
what's jackass didn't blow this up before he left that's sucking a basketball
looks like this backroom's got all kinds of stuff in it shit vacuum tubes
Jesus. What system is this for?
TI 8. Computer math games too.
1982.
Wow!
Shit, look at this.
1984? Oh nice. Bank account numbers.
Awesome!
Okay, that's not correct.
I think a school would have classrooms, right?
Well, apparently this one doesn't.
Alright, hopefully it stopped raining by now.
Looks like there's another section of the building you have to access for months.
Brother, there's no way he fucking goes through all this and just doesn't stumble upon like a math head.
I'll see if I'm lucky.
It is on an island though, so how would anybody get here?
Oh, nice.
That spider gots all over me. Shit.
Ah, okay. This is where the classrooms are.
Wow.
This is literally like your parents would have attended this.
Touching hearts changing the future.
Two plus three equals five.
How does that have to do with this painting wait a minute that exit sign is
on their electricity in here oh shit there is water what that word dude nobody's
been here for 40 years no actually works not insane there's a barred
schedule from 2007. Oh okay so this is newer. A few years before everybody left
the second time. So after the 30s the only people that remained on the island
were those who worked at the prison and their families which is why there's a
school here but now that everybody's gone the only residents of this island
are the sex offenders and they're not allowed anywhere near schools. Wait so
this was active like somebody somebody that was a millennial would have gone
It's of this island or the sex offenders and they're not allowed anywhere near schools
Yeah, Joanne and Spencer. Yeah, well what they're up to these days. All right. Well, this school is pretty tiny
Just this hallway and handful of classrooms not a whole lot to see here
Yo that water. Hey, just this hallway out of this fucking
water fountain
Tasted of lead and dirt
This would be the war the warmest water you ever drank full of classrooms
Then a whole lot to see here
And the water pressure was either so high that if you didn't have your mouth over the spout
It would be shooting onto the floor where it was so low
You almost had a lip the fucking
spout to drink the water
Looks like there's a pool back here.
Looks like the poles are new.
A fucking swamp.
Yeah, nobody's going to be swimming in this anytime soon.
Not only is it pitch black when I have the fucking light off, now it's foggy as hell.
Got a building over there.
I can't see shit.
There's only abandoned houses and little buildings on this island that I'm just
passing them by without stopping anymore.
Alright, well it's a road here
and there's supposed to be a house at the end of it.
It's one of the few ones that has an actual name
on my map so maybe it's significant.
Charles Johnson House.
That's it.
Just looks like an abandoned house to me.
Boarded up pretty tight too.
Let's see if the garage is open.
This is.
Hmm.
Math lab!
Oh shit, what are they doing in here?
Math lab!
Uh, what is this stuff?
Is this what I think it is?
Yeah, I think we're gonna fast forward for this section.
all right well I think I've had about enough of this fucking house what the
fuck I didn't really expect that all right I'm pretty tired anyway I had
diced where I'm camped get some fucking sleep
probably time to get up all right I wonder how long it takes for him to
Kayak here. I just packed up my stuff ate a meal. I'm not sure if there's a whole lot
I can see during the daylight, but maybe I'll walk around they never talk
Hey, where's you get where you can take a shit? I got a morning poop, bro
Where's he laying that off by tree and scope it out?
Somebody's driving right by my campsite
What the hell with walking on the roads, maybe I'll take to the beach I
I can't go that direction, the boat's over there, I'll try this way, let's see what's
up this way.
It's kind of peaceful down the scenery, it's awesome.
Crossroads, I kind of want to see what's down there but I can't exactly just walk
through that shit, it's all thorns, it's on both sides of all the roads, real pain
in the ass.
Shit, even as I was just staying there. I heard a fucking car come through I'd have run back here real quick
Okay, good there's a break in the brambles here maybe you can go through those woods
Sounds like another car is coming
Yup, there it is, a pick up truck, I don't know what the purpose is, are they patrols
or what?
Well, they can drive around all they want, but at the end of the day it gets dark, alright
I thought I could bushwhack it through these woods to go somewhere, but it's just straight
up prehistoric man, mosquito is fucking everywhere.
My hand stink from nettles. It's pretty slow going.
At this point I'm more concerned with getting out of these fucking woods
than going through them. I'd be worried I get lost dude. I have no idea how big this island is.
Fuckin speedos.
Alright good. Back to the road. Now to get the fuck off of it.
There's just no good way to move around
I think I'll just chill here and read a book
Not a bad way to spend a day
Well the tide's got a little too high for hanging out on the beach. So back here on my camp
Eating some food and after I finish this I'm gonna set out. It's getting pretty dark
Let's do this. I don't want buck something what's like a really grim buck
the hatchet
something that just makes you fucking scared for this what's that one where
there's like an island of kids that eat each other
lord of flies reading lord of flies this part again if I can hate this part I
gotta mentally prepare for tonight there goes a bus
Missed me by about 30 seconds, 35 miles an hour in my ass.
Oh no, this is terrifying.
A lot of the roads I'm taking, they're not even on the map.
Ah, shit.
Quicksand!
Bro, that's the fear you have as a child!
There's actual quicksand?
all right just watch my step I guess decided to take a really short detour
check out the warden's house
shit
there we go
well it's just another abandoned house I don't think I'm gonna spend much time
with this. Yo, him not going hello. Like, if I walked in, I would have to be like, is
anybody there? It's pretty nice stairwell though. There's an incredible amount of rat
shit. Beautiful. Just strolled in, strolled out, had a conversation with himself. Let's
move on. Alright, we're not going to be able to see this on camera, but I'm standing
on a hill overlooking the prison. It used to be a federal facility, the Alcatraz of
the Pacific Northwest. In fact, the bird man of Alcatraz was actually locked up here for
some time.
Pacific North, al-Pacific.
Time. So was Charles Manson from 61 to 66. It's surrounded by roads and there's some
sporadic traffic, so it's gonna be a gamble of whether I'm seen or not by going down
there, but fuck it, I'm gonna try. Actually, it reminds me of something my dad told me
once. He said, I don't give a shit about you, cause you're just gonna end up
prison anyway yeah he was an asshole and I don't really talk to him anymore but
tonight I'm gonna go down there and try to prove him right
it's like there's a door back here there's no way this would be unlocked
right? There's only one way to find out. Oh, shit.
Oh, my God. That's where you take, like, phone calls.
These tiles have water under them. Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
There's some noise coming from this bathroom. Oh, shit.
Yo, this building's about to collapse. I feel like he should fucking leave.
Water just pouring out of the ceiling.
Is this clothing?
Look out, there's your prison jumpsuit.
Shit.
Department of Corrections, Washington.
something something yeah this is a jumpsuit
attempted to wear it but that's probably pretty bad idea
I really my style. I'm walking on the road some guy passes him
I think he fucking escaped. This is where people
lived. Check out one of the cells
alright that's the bed I guess table
toilet's missing
Now a lot of space in here. Just imagine being stuck in here for years.
Having to wake up to this every day? Fuck that.
Never been to prison before. First time.
Though I did go to county jail for a month once. It's kind of like this.
But I think this is nicer. With all these individual cells.
It looks like they don't lock you up in a big room.
I was gonna say, I feel like most of the time you have to sleep with other people.
Like you getting your own cells like a luxury.
I'm a 30 of your town's most intelligent conversationalist. Drug dealing stories, fuck.
It never gets old, I tell you man, fuck. It's great.
Here's another pod. I'm guessing a lot of this is gonna look the same.
This one's still got food in it. It's like what's left of somebody's meal.
Shaving cream.
I see we're in a lot of trouble.
When was this one abandoned?
Cans, huh?
Looks like some of these dog mattresses in them.
Probably not that comfortable.
It's not that bad.
What do you think spending the night?
IN THE BRITSEN!
No fucking way.
I don't want to get it.
I hope I don't run out of batteries. If I turn this light off, it's pitch-fucking-black in here.
I can't see a fucking thing. But my shins are pretty excellent at finding things in the dark, so...
He just locks himself in there, dude. That'd be so scary.
Because he probably has no connection either. Like, you actually would be stuck here.
But you'd starve to death.
Ah, shit. It's raining out here.
There's a dark and stormy night at the abandoned prison.
Alright, let's see what else is unlocked.
Yeah, this looks just like the other one.
There's phones over here.
It's RCW 9.73 allows for all inmate calls to be intercepted, recorded, and monitored.
Monitor this.
Guard station.
Nothing good left behind.
He just finds a fucking loose gun.
confiscated property. Michael Assunction. Unauthorized alteration to Nipcap. You don't want to run
around a fire with a fashion police. Looks like these ones have bumps in them.
Shit he does. No toilet though. I'm guessing these guys had more freedom than the other building.
Fuck, it's really coming down out of here.
Alright, I'm gonna guess all these newer buildings kinda look the same.
I wanna see if I can find something else.
Charles Manson.
Son of a bitch was locked up in house 4 cell 2.
Maybe I can find it.
Alright, this looks like an older part of the prison.
Staff visitor and inmate ID tags must be the duel at all times.
Alright, good to know.
Oh shit, of course it's locked.
There's another way in. I'll check around it's not gonna work. No. Ah, here we go.
I feel like I would be super nervous and like if you're in a regular abandoned
place there's like a window you could fucking break and jump out of if you
needed to but if I was in a prison like this and there was only like one
door open, I feel like I would need to like prop it open out of the fear that it would
somehow lock and I would be stuck and like unable to escape.
Looks like I found some sort of hospital area.
I don't know, what is this?
It's an entire box of hippo violations.
Frederick McKee 2001, what is your problem?
Is that an expert?
Oh yeah, I'm no expert but you might have a case of the black lawn, sorry to say.
There's an X-ray machine in here.
A. Oh, let's turn it on.
Or B.
A.
Or B.
Probably not a good idea to shine a light in here.
But for the sake of the video,
Maybe I can shine it for a couple seconds here.
This is the dining hall.
I'm guessing those walkways up there,
but the guards have walked to make sure they had an overview of the prisoners eating.
Make sure they didn't shiv each other a choke on a hot dog or whatever.
Must be the kitchen.
The place is huge.
Now there's another dining hall back here.
Throwing dishes and dish tank window may result in a infraction will be written.
Huh.
And all your fucking base are belong to us.
Uh, store looks pretty fucking intense.
What's in here?
Solitary confinement.
Oooooooh!
Oh, no way.
I think I know what this is.
Is this supermax?
Oh, shit.
It's the old original cell blocks.
I like the phrase behind the bars, back when they had bars.
Wow. These cells suck.
Look at this.
I didn't even fucking sleep, is that your bunk bed?
This is your seat?
Oh no fucking way, this sucks.
My head's hitting the top of this thing.
This is...
I'm gonna take a shit, you gotta sit here and smell it too.
This
Shit
Dude, that's literally no
Stupid me. Oh my god. I
Was gonna say bro. How do you even get out?
Like even though it's old brother that's ain't rusted enough that you can just kick it down
But you would just stop
This place is leaky as shit.
Must be really coming down out there.
That's not good.
Can't imagine being fucking trapped in here for years.
Kind of makes me rethink the crimes I committed to get in here.
Do I regret them?
No, not really.
Yeah, this place definitely can't handle rain.
Jesus, look at this ceiling.
See what's in the basement?
Why not?
Looks like there's another holding area down here.
Yeah, how many people were in this prison?
How's the showers?
Huh.
Just taking a video?
I doubt that.
Alright, dead end.
Alright, let's release the fucking prisoners, man.
Ah, the fuck did you work this thing?
Wow.
Which one did I open?
Going deeper into the bowels of the prison here.
Looks like there's some steam tunnels back here.
Not for the claustrophobic.
I'm so surprised he hasn't stumbled upon an animal.
We only saw that GAT in the beginning.
Further down, huh?
Don't go down.
Jesus.
You're a fucking jackass.
Oh my god, why would he go down though?
Why would he go down though?
What the fuck is this going?
Goes down.
You heard it, if you go down?
How about when you return back?
Oh, it keeps going down.
Is this the dead end?
Oh, shit.
It's all walked off.
Guess I got to turn around.
Is this where fucking Pyramid Head starts chasing me?
Yeah.
I find a branching path.
This actually is like a level in the bathrooms, dude, with one of those smiley face fuckers.
See what's down here.
What the fuck?
Stop.
I'm outside.
What?
Alright, I'll take it.
Yeah, this place is fucking huge.
I've just been an entire day here and not see it all.
All right, let's go this direction.
This is actually just a bathroom's level.
Here's an open door, let's see what's in here.
This is for stairs.
Yeah, this looks exactly the same as the other ones.
Alright.
Oh, nice.
The roof hatch is open.
Check that out.
Here's an overview of the prison yard.
And that ferry dock over there is the only official way
to get on or off the island.
And by official, I mean official business only.
They don't just let anybody on there.
Trespassers with kayaks on the other hand.
Well, that's a different story.
There's a building here with lights on.
Should probably stay clear of that.
All right, so I turned the camera off
and kind of ran through a lot of these
outlined buildings here.
Not too interesting.
That one is offices.
That one is just a big empty room.
That one over there is just more big empty rooms.
Some sort of furniture factory where I guess
the prisoners were building furniture.
This is a big baseball field.
And that guard tower over there is the only one that's active.
They got it all lit up for some reason.
There's a ferry over there.
Probably still using that.
But as for Charles Manson,
well I've been all over this place and sad to say,
I'm 100% certain his jail cell no longer exists.
They must have tore that building down
to build something newer.
But it's only a minor disappointments.
I mean, sneak into a fucking island prison,
cross that one off the fucking bucket list.
Anyway, I think I've seen this place.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Wow, and then he just, yeah, he just leaves.
To be continued, is there a fucking park too?
That sure was crazy.
I'm sorry I didn't commentate that.
That was just wild to watch.
I can't believe that video's been out six years
I'd ever even heard of it.
Wow, he only has like nine videos on his channel.
He, his video description is, I'm done with videos, no more videos to be posted.
It was a side project done for fun.
Don't try to contact me.
I owe nothing to anybody.
I'm not your friend.
I have no idea who you are.
If you claim I saved your life, no, I didn't.
I don't need, you don't need to know what I'm doing.
It's not your business.
If somebody, if someone not posting to the internet on a regular basis is upsetting or mysterious, thinking of a serious, I can't help you.
Oh my god.
To those that's given by Deb, the answer is yes, Fenerbles. Last week you weren't invited. Holy.
Yeah, this guy is aura.
Brogis posted fucking eight abandoned videos for fun and then disappeared.
Wow.
Well, that was a fun stream chat. I will be live Sunday. I'm not going to be live tomorrow
I will be live Sunday for a react a into
The food gauntlet as promised from the F cancer charity stream Monday. I'm gonna be live around like three three thirty
We're going to be doing Sunday. I'll be live like two Monday will be live like three three thirty
We're going to be doing random games as well as the Trevor project charity stream
Raising money for suicide prevention among people in the LGBTQ will be matching chest owners up to 10k as well as maybe playing retro rewind at the end of stream
Tuesday Dennis disco drops other random games
Wednesday early react a like 11 EST and then I'm gone to 7th to the 11th film and videos with Jack gone for five days
I'll be posted on the YouTube every day that I'm gone now when we're back
We're going to be doing direct of a 20 bunch of other random shit random reacts rants things of those sorts subnautica two drops as well
Playing that bunch of other random games and content as well
Then we're going to be grinding stream. I think it's like two weeks straight
We'll probably do another charity stream like late May and maybe early June
and
Then I'm gone like four days the 29th to the June 2nd or some shit, but then we're back
Grinding out stream sigh and elder for the sub. Yeah, appreciate y'all. Hope y'all have fun
thinking of a bit followed sub donor, etc. And
Let's fucking raid
Who do we raid? Who do we raid? Who do we raid? Who do we raid? Who's live?
Chris is doing a song battle day. Gotham Chass is live.
And a place to do a stream in another language, who to be raid?
Ooh, Denz is live as well, I was playing with Denz the other day, I'll raid Denz.
Alright, appreciate y'all, hope you all have fun, and I'll catch y'all later.
we are going to raid in five, four, three, two, one.
See you guys on Sunday.