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I am so hungover.

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I'm fighting, fighting.

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Wait, this is the worst I've ever felt in my entire life.

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Jesus Christ, turn the music off.

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Oh my God, it's too much.

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Oh my God, it's too much.

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Hello, everybody flooding in.

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How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday?

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I am battling right now.

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I'm an hour late. I woke up at 1 30. I'm so hungover. We're not doing the food

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challenge today. It's gonna be tomorrow during the charity stream. I can't do the

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food challenge today. I actually, I was fighting, vomiting, eating a breakfast

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I got a Wawa Recharger. I'm sipping on it. My head feels like it's going to explode, and I am just, this is the most hungover I've ever been in my entire life.

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I, and I didn't even, I didn't even drink. Well, I drank a lot. Let's be real. Let's be real, Joe. I drank a lot. All right. So here's what happened.

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I went to Atlantic City last night. Not great. Not great. I know. Not great. Not a great play.

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I lost like $1,000. Also not great. Did I have a fun time? Yes. Did we end up going to a bar afterwards? Yes.

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Did I not go to sleep until like 3.30? Yes.

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Yes. All I had to eat yesterday as well was two eggs, bacon, two waffles, and then pasta.

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And that's it. I had probably a thousand calories in food and 2,000 calories in alcohol. And

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I was, I didn't eat for 24 hours effectively. I am, did you drink water? No, I didn't drink

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water at all. Well, now I'm drinking water and whatever this fucking recharger at Walla is,

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it was calling my name. But I, why are you out of breath? Because I'm constantly fighting nausea.

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And here's, here's, here's, here's how it works. Here's how it works. I contemplated, Brooke goes,

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well, you just shouldn't go live today. And I go, I can't do that. I can't do that. You know,

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I feel like I feel like I'm LeBron James, you know, Game 7 and I fucking broke my leg. Of course, I'm still gonna try to play, you know

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I understand I have to I have to put a show on for the chat. I have to be here. You need rest fuck that shit

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Fuck that shit

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You're telling me oh

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How how much of a loser am I if I fucking don't go live because of a little hungover?

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I went live with the stomach virus

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in 2023. Oh, that was scary. Oh, that was real scary. Oh, that was scary. Okay. So yeah, here's

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the plan chat. Here's the plan. We're going to do a react day today. How long it's going to be. I

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have no idea. I'm going to maybe I'll feel better in like two hours. Maybe I'll feel worse. Just

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vomit all over my keyboard. It would be bile. That's what's

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the craziest thing chat. I have like nothing in my stomach

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right now but that panini and like 10 blueberries. I'm sipping

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this while while refresher though. Or recharger. It's doing

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me well. It's doing me well. It's probably 100 grams of sugar.

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And I need it my livers my liver's fucking screaming at me or my

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kidneys. It's tough chat. Don't drink it. Every time I drink, I

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get reminded why I like weed. Because I never wake up feeling

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like this.

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Edible. Never in my life. I actually I feel like I'm dying.

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Like, I'm so serious. It's the worst. It is the worst. It's

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not even close. Like why do people it's poison. I literally

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poisoned myself last night. I poisoned myself last night. Smoker joint, I would throw up. If I inhaled

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smoke right now, I would immediately throw up. Like, or if I got into a coughing fit, stop me

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thinking about it to make me nauseous. So here's the plan chat. Today's Reacts. We're moving the

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food gauntlet to tomorrow during the Trevor Project charity stream. Tomorrow, I'm going to be live at

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like three. We're probably going to start with the food gauntlet and then we'll transition into random

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games matching chat stone is up to 10 K it's a suicide prevention charity for

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people in the LTV to you W Trevor project Tuesday we're not reacts Tuesday

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dead as disco drops also other random games Wednesday early react a short

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react day at like 11 a.m. EST then I'm gone the 7th to the 11th I'm filming

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videos with Jack one for his channel one for my channel we're back the 12

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We're going to be doing Directive 8020 that day, probably not finishing it, we'll probably take two streams, we'll probably beat it the next day.

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The day after that, Subnautica 2 drops, so we're going to be playing that as well, so we got a lot of new games that are coming out.

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007 drops in late May, a bunch of other horror games we're going to be playing, so we got a lot of gaming upcoming.

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That's why we're doing a bunch of Just Chatting React stuff now, because when I'm back from filming with Jack, it's basically just gaming for like a week and a half straight.

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Probably charity stream early June again, and then we'll go from there. Does that sound good? Also, I'm saying this right now. I can barely read. I can, why are people saying jinksy? I can barely read right now. I'm going to read these donors. Please don't send bits right now. Please don't send bits right now. I love that you want to send me money in a message right now. I am getting these videos down and that's it.

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And then that's it.

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Please do not send me right now.

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I can't read.

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I can't read.

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I feel like I need, I need like a cold towel.

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Lacey got arrested?

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What?

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What?

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Stop.

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Lacey arrested.

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Did he really?

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He got arrested live on stream.

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Why?

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For reckless driving?

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What?

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It was staged?

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Was it a fake cop?

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I don't know.

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I can't think about that shit right now, chat.

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I just want to watch this Mr. Beast video.

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I just want to watch this Mr. Beast video, bro.

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I just want to watch Jimmy put people through torture for money.

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That's all I want to do right now.

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Ty, thank you for the tier two sub.

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All right, let me spam through these.

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I'm going to spam through these.

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I'm going to spam through these.

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for the tier two sub all right let me spam through these bubble mango sam step that the icky strawberry

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of the sub read for the three i'm hungover two i have a seven page essay do today yeah good

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fucking luck you have it even worse than me oh my god if i had a type of paper right now i would

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actually just vomit all over my keyboard i if i had to like if i don't lock in like all i can when

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When I was getting ready to go live, all I could keep thinking was if this was like the Geo Gasser Tournament Day, I would be throwing up viscerally.

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Like, I would be so, because having to lock in like that and like focus, oh my god, that would be too much, too much.

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Holy shit.

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Okay, strawberry for the sub read for the three.

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three. Scouse crib weird KZ the sub landed for the three. Hope you feel better. Thank

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you. No for the three. Well, I did this to myself. I can only blame me. This is Jordan

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flu game. What? No, I think of the five. Oh, Michael Jordan, russus for the three. Mr.

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of the sub Wyatt. So 20 your faith taken the three. Retro Alex, Derpy, Fabian, Reich,

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Mike, Moochie, user, Booper. Yo, I feel like I'm actually stupid. Did I like fry my brain?

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All random max notorious call the Jay palm Thea mr. Silver sub. Holy fuck

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King OMG sumo mall job of the sub zombie for the three outcome of the sub pop the thousand buddies

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Still think of the five gift hits echo and is for the sub so I think of the tier to your chat

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I'm still hung over right now that I think if I played that horror game. What was the horror game we played?

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hold up

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refresher break

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Oh my god

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If I played don't play this right now. I don't even think I'd be scared. I

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Don't think I'd be scared. I think I'd be walking around that shit just not giving a fuck

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I would just be like, you know, just get me through this

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It's just the jump scares the jump scares. It just wouldn't get to me

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Like I have no there's no survival instincts right now. Oh

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Oh my god

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Pat and Tommy P and sure thank you to the sub so often well for the sub chap. This is the react day

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Starting out we have a mr. Beast video

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Normally, we don't watch mr. Beast videos very often, but this one seems very interesting a hundred people stranded in the wilderness for 250k

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The worst punishment still used today the greatest of all time old horror movies and

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And the most recommended thing recently avi loop YouTube's darkest mystery a Nick Crowley video. I

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Also think this is a great buffer zone chat. I think by the time we get done this 38 minute mr.

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Beast video

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I'll be feeling a little bit better, and then I'll be totally locked in

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But yeah, sorry, I'm hungover I'm still gonna try and be entertaining though

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I'm still gonna be I'm still gonna try and be entertaining

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And I think the YouTube videos are great because they don't distract me

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That's another reason I wanted to go live because Brooke was like oh, why don't you just not go live because if I don't if I didn't go

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Live this is what I'd be doing with a pillow in my head. I'd be going

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For like I don't know maybe five hours and then I'd be okay

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That's exactly what I would do how much did you drink bro? It wasn't even that I drank I did drink a lot

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But it was because I had no food like I bro

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I texted my friends at like 2 a.m. And I was like I'm so hungry don't even remember saying that shit. I

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Fucking Uber Eats Wendy's and didn't even eat it because I fucking fell asleep

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And then I woke up at like 9 a.m. Sat up and went oh

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Took a piss. I okay actually here's how hungover I am

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I tried to take a shit this morning

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And you know when you have to clench and you're going and you have to squeeze it out

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That hurt my head so bad that I couldn't poop like I I'm so I was so hungover that I actually did not have the

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Capability TMI out of a fuck. I didn't have the capability to poop. That's how hungover I am

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I got to a point where I just kind of sat on the toilet so it just started falling out

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All right lock in lock in first video the day I

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Stranded a hundred people in the wilderness. I'm like mouth breathing too. I've stranded up. Oh

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My god, I

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Stranded a hundred people in the wilderness for 250k dude am I crazy to say for a hundred people in one winner?

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I feel like the prize should be more now

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I'm just trying to these 100 people like mr. Peace always does videos for like a 500k a million bucks

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Well in the middle of the wilderness and whichever team has the most people here would help arise

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So it's that two hundred fifty thousand dollars the people what?

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So there's two teams of 50 people and whoever has whoever is the most people as the most people here would help arise

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So it's that whoever is the most people left

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Bro, so you're splitting fucking 250k with like 30 people?

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Well, how many people do you think drop?

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It's gotta be a lot.

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It's probably gonna end up being like 5 people and like 8 people.

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The people wearing blue are a team of survival experts, and the people wearing red are amateurs

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who might not be cut out for the wilderness.

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Blue team, grab your bags and-

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What do you mean by survival expert?

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All the men, that's a lot.

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Yo am I crazy or is Jimmy like,

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mauging now?

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Like what happened?

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His like bone structure looks different.

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Grab your bags and fall on them.

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What's the longest you spent in the woods?

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Longest, three months.

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Like for fun?

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Yeah.

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Oh my gosh.

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How many of you have been camping before?

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How many of you could survive a month out here?

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Oh my gosh, they're cooked over there.

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I knew the blue.

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Yeah I like fold out that shit.

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I hate when people go,

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Yeah, I'm actually a survival expert immediately, dude.

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That was naked and afraid.

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That was my favorite shit.

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The best show for survival experts is alone.

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If you've never seen it, it's on Netflix.

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They literally drop you off and leave.

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And you get three items, and whoever stays out the longest

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wins, kind of like this, but to the point

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where you're almost dying.

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They check up on you once a week, and they weigh you.

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And then if you're like malnourished, you're out.

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So because people will stay till they die.

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And there's like some people that lose like 60 pounds

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or they fucking break both their legs

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and they have to call for help.

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One dude's house lit,

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or he built like a structure lit on fire.

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He almost died.

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Like that's crazy, right?

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But naked and afraid, they would always be like,

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you know, I'm a bit of a survival expert.

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They just start drinking water

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out of a fucking like creak or a creak.

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And then they just get some like fucking stomach virus

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Immediately like third dude. It's like day. It's like day one. He goes. Yeah, I'm actually a bit of a survival expert

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Meanwhile, but ass naked

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But ass naked a bit of a survival expert. I think I think me and whoever I meet we're probably gonna be able to

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Survive quite long in this in this environment

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Sees water instantly drinks it doesn't boil it and then fucking three days later. He's just sitting in his bed just going

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actually dying like actually dying and they're filming it and there's a dude

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eating like a cliff bar just like walked in on this guy they don't like

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heli vacuum out dude they literally he was gonna die I remember dude I remember

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watching that when I was like 10 and I was like whoa team would have an advantage

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so before we started I told the red team the challenge and even brought them to a

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store to get anything they needed to help them survive okay show me what you

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have bro I have this dark here on the floor whoa did you buy a giant 24 pack of

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water absolutely I just want to head one straight for the lighter smart okay but

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the blue team was told that they were competing in it damn bro if I could

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bring a suitcase of shit what am I bringing

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what are y'all bringing duct tape a lighter for sure yeah I like the BIC

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Lighter move so I don't have to do some flit and steel shit a really sharp knife like a machete. I

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Feel like a machete is the best all-in-one tool better than an axe

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I think machete could chop down a tree if you needed to

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No, I'd probably bring an axe you're right an axe an axe because I need to chop wood and a machete

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I'm not well. I'm not in the jungle fishing rod. I'm not bringing some fucking fishing rod

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Honestly, I think I'm just gonna I think I'm gonna bring a lot of mr. Beast Jack links

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Actually now that I think about it

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I think I'm just gonna fill my case with feastables bars and mr. Beast Jack links

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Mr. Beast video and then I'll just be able to fucking survive for like what three months later smart

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Well, the blue team was told that the weed. I would definitely bring weed

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I'll definitely bring animals that'd be bad though because then I get the munchies that eat all my rations

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We're competing in a mr. Beast video. I didn't know what to back for oh, so they just brought shit

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wait so the the the fucking red team actually got to shop and bring stuff

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that they needed and blue just has like vacation clothes so I packed for any

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client I thought you were gonna fly to Alaska for shelters we're gonna be

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building simple-deprees shelters you just have to have a good layer of

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insulation all right who said Seth was the IGL I'd start pressing his dumbass

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oh who said you're gonna be the the shot-caller here pal aren't we all

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All survival experts?

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Been practicing these skills for about a decade.

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Dude, what?

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Ooh, squatty potty.

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I'm bringing a little portable toilet.

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But I'll need a team of ten people.

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Not squatty potty, that's the stat.

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People to start gathering.

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You guys are gonna build.

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It'll be better for morale.

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We ended up with a kid's tent.

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Luckily, I'm only like five foot five.

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With all the perks your team has,

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you think it'll be a blue team?

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Yeah.

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Even though they're professionals.

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We don't care.

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We're professionals in our own way.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Just doing what I've seen in the movie.

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These people do this for fun.

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How many nights are you guys staying?

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All the nights. They can stay here till Christmas

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till they tell us we have to leave.

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They're hobby.

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Bro, that's like really bad.

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Don't you want like some of your team to like fuck off

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so you get more money?

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Like, we're gonna be here till Christmas.

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Number one, no you're not.

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Number two, number two,

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you don't want all 50 people to stay.

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Then don't you get five grand?

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That's ass.

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If you have to live in the wilderness for six months,

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you have five grand.

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You'd make more money just working.

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Is suffering in the world.

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You want like over half your team to fuck off,

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and then you just want everybody else

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on the other team to leave too.

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Woods, good night.

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And during the first night.

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I also do it, oh my God,

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the clip of me saying $4,000 is not life changing money.

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I was not saying that $4,000 isn't a lot of money.

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I'm saying what I attribute life changing to be is like retirement money and it was very clear that the red team's advantage

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Was making it easier for them, but the expert struggled to keep their eyes shut as the temperatures dropped drastically

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I'm so exhausted and dehydrated and wondering why I'm here. Oh

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No, but you're gonna be fine your survival expert. I

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I'm gonna start drinking my own urine I'm gonna start drinking my own urine I

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I've made a makeshift I made a makeshift pot and I'm gonna boil everybody's

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piss in. I'm so cold everything was wet and the only way out of this challenge

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is to light your flare and wait to be rescued. We just had our first person tap

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out. One down. Forty-nine to go. But that wasn't the only way. How does he know

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their survival experts if they didn't even know that they were here for a

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survival video did he interview them and they were self-proclaimed survival

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experts how did you get 50 how did you how did we get these people one sorry

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guys I'm 66 years old and delinator places and so sorry

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shockingly the first two eliminations are experts from the blue team while the

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rent team was using their resources to sleep outside in style it's a beautiful

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morning the sun is shining so lucky to be out here it's nice I really hope he

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He talks about how they have to poop.

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Do you think they get like a port-a-potty

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or is Mr. Beast like, sorry man, you got to rough it?

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It's to just take a break from the world sometimes.

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Meanwhile, the experts knew they needed

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to fix their shelters fast.

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Or they'd quickly lose even more people.

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These shelters were never meant to be

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just a pile of sticks and that's it.

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You want to pile on leaves about a foot thick.

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It's going to take some work from everybody.

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The leaves, when you start getting rain,

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it keeps you dry.

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All three of you safe over there?

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Oh yeah.

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Therefore it is massive.

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Do you think this will hold up well in the rain?

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It's the only one way to find out.

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We're gonna make our shelter,

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and then that way,

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we're not gonna be sleeping under the rain.

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So we're making a roof.

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We just need to keep the food safe and dry.

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Bro, you could get so unlucky.

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RNG wise is an expert though,

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because you might pack for like a fucking,

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a hot environment.

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You're in the middle of the wilderness,

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and you packed clothes to fucking go swimming.

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You thought you were gonna be stranded in the ocean.

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Can you build this?

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Yeah.

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We gotta think pointers next time we do a survival.

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Yeah, I know.

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You can just give me a call.

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We might need to.

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And while the experts were using the most

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of their limited resources,

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the amateurs were burning through their advantage quickly.

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This is all you've done?

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Just promise me not if you were gonna die.

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We promise.

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Okay.

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As the day turned tonight,

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the amateurs continued to recklessly waste.

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I know they're still working hard,

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using all their energy,

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because they're not gonna last.

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But the experts,

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I had to be in one of these videos too. I would just really shut out and get super fucking fat

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Like I I would

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Fucking just get really overweight like if I was like oh three months from now

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I have to be in a fucking mr. V survival video well obviously they probably get like a week's notice why?

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Because then you Burt when you have more fat to burn

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If you go in skinny dude, I'm telling you chat

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I've watched a lot of survival shows, man, on a loan.

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The fat guys win.

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The fat guys win.

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You'd think, oh, well, you're fat,

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so you're not going to have enough mobility.

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You might be, wow, that's like, I'm not trying to say,

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like, that's the case of everybody that's overweight.

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But I'm saying, when you're overweight, yes,

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you're out of shape, but that's good.

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Because 70 days from now, you're going to lose 30 pounds

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in fat, and then you're going to be at a normal weight,

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whereas the other people are going to be malnourished.

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Like on the show alone, that's fat phobic.

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That's not fat phobic.

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I'm saying it's good to be overweight for this,

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not in general, but.

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This where it's hard work was already paying off.

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Look at this, this is better than four seasons.

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I think we're gonna have a much more comfortable night.

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First, we're out in the woods, slept like a baby.

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baby. Just because people with a great shelter, who's warm, the red team, they probably got

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tents, they got-

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Alright, so because nobody else is getting out and everybody seems to be a little bit

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too happy, we're going to be releasing mountain lions and brown bears into the inhabitants,

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into the area that they're sleeping in. That'll stir things up. Sleeping bags, we've got this.

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We're all out here not eating and having a blast.

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We've ejected one of the contestants with Ebola.

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We'll see how that team handles it.

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The experts started their day rested and full of energy.

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Excellent!

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The amateur started theirs.

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Isn't this guy from a different Mr. Beast video?

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The energy.

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Excellent!

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The amateur started theirs facing the hardest part of survival.

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An empty stomach.

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Do you have any snacks?

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I will win.

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The red team spent the first two days absolutely destroying their stacks and now yeah, and we haven't learned how the experts

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Are getting food?

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How are they getting food?

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Setting in today as we're gonna go explore for food and water meanwhile for a drink. Yeah, this is like really dangerous to just throw like

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Just like the average human into this environment and go okay go forage for food

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Like, guaranteed one of them eats berries that are like poisonous.

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Learn something.

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Starting now!

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With the knowledge of wilderness survivalists set, Blue Team was able to turn their forest

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into a grocery store.

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You can always pick it and eat it as a trail nibble.

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He then built a fish trap out of sticks to put into it.

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Yeah, if he starts telling me to eat like fucking four leaf clovers from the ground,

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I'm done, yeah, it's got me, dude.

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Then nearby river.

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Meanwhile, the Imagers tried out their pushing gear, but only had the skill to catch trap.

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But by day four, the snack situation was no laughing matter.

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Three to three or four and I were out of food.

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How much food do we have, you know?

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We don't have any food.

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I'm out of the snack around this all night.

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We're gonna go stabbing them.

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So because party mix lasts for 45 minutes at best.

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What's this?

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I also had a plan for that.

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Beets!

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Apples!

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I planted food caches all around the forest.

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Dude!

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What do we fucking staple apples to a tree?

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What the fuck is that?

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Beets!

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Apples!

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We just wedged apples into tree branches.

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It's all around the forest.

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Dude, what?

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That's an apple tree, that's not an apple tree.

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Then we'll amount of food to survive, if they manage it right.

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I bet there's all kinds of...

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Of course we're just giving them food.

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The stuff in these woods, we just gotta walk around.

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I just found a ton of food in the woods.

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Oh, we're eating good tonight.

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Both teams established community pantries to ration out the food.

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So I think we're gonna be alright for a little while,

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as long as we work together as a team,

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I think that's important that nobody starts

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like turning on anybody.

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Dude, but over at the blue team,

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Julia had a different plan.

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I don't want them to have control of it.

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They're gonna go for some food,

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and there's not gonna be anything left for us

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that are willing to starve for a week

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and people that aren't willing to.

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Using the food from the caches,

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the experts cooked up a large dinner.

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Making dinner?

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That's insane.

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And tensions came to a boil.

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We are doing the best we can.

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Not everybody's gonna be happy, but we can't make you happy if you don't communicate with us.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Bruh!

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Hmpf!

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Hmpf!

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Good night!

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Hmpf!

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Hmpf!

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Hmpf!

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Hmpf!

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Hmpf!

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Hmpf!

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Where- where is their shit, Chelsea?

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Randy's suspicions.

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Like, why are they leaving?

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I feel like we need to interview the people that are like, oh, I'm out.

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Like, it was just three people just lighting the flare and dip.

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They revealed a new-

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They probably saw that gruel, dude.

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The tree- the tree- apple fucking beats and potatoes and just fucking mud-water.

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I'm not eating that shit.

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Obstacle in this challenge.

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No way, are you for real?

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Potatoes.

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They're own teammates.

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Look at this.

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This is the stash we found in their shed when they left.

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They weren't...

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That's not cheating, technically.

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Now, you could hoard all the food if you want.

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There's no rules against that.

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I'm contributing to the group, and I gotta say, I'm glad they're gone.

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The other side of the coin is we need people to stay

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because we gotta win this game.

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Randy is right.

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That team with the most members left at the end of this competition will win and divide up their $250,000 prize.

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We've lost five people, so listen, none of us eliminate tomorrow, okay?

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But despite Randy's pep talk,

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Never been in a game where I can't trust my own teammates.

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Welcome, don't do it.

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Never been in a game where I can't trust my own teammates.

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Have you ever played a comp fucking multiplayer game online?

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What? What?

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Marvel Rivals, CSGO, fucking any game dude. I feel like a teammate just ain't shit.

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I'd be like, I feel like you got to walk in expecting that you have to solo carry yourself till the end.

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The self-eliminations. What does really blow is if you stay the whole time, but all your teammates leave you get nothing.

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So then you're just literally in the wilderness for three months and you're actually getting no money.

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like you it would have been it would have been better to just work I wonder if

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they get like a stipend you know like a weekly pay to just like be on the show

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or not the show the YouTube video because it's like if you don't win and

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you're out doubt it I feel like they get paid man I feel like mr. V's probably

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pays them like thousand bucks thousand bucks two thousand bucks even if they

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lose not like these guys like the dudes that are leaving in the first five days

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they're probably not getting paid but if you're somebody that's like on on the

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video for four months and you lose like you're probably gonna get some amount of

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money that would equate to like what you would have gotten if you had just like

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worked and so did the arguments you can't decide what other people are gonna

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eight years. 11 people here. So one person to get an apple. Ridiculous.

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They're all thrown inside the only man. You have 50 survivalists, a.k.a control freaks, type eight people.

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Spiral Emily Bouncy, it's Red Joe, Master God, Haunted City, Psycho, North Eye,

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Fart Bird, The G-Money, Warren Book, Death, Focus, Zeke for the Sub Diamond for the five.

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Gene Dredd and No, take it to the Sub, Summon Zombie, take it to the three.

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All trying to be in charge. At least for me, I'm a human.

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It's only day 5 and with the experts down by 9, they're going to have to learn to get along to survive this game.

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For me? I know you haven't gotten an apple yet.

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Red Team's strategy to come together and share resources was helping them survive.

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Please only have one.

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We're sharing. We share here.

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Thank you.

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I'm used to eating six eggs in the morning and now I'm just eating it now.

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Six eggs?

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Ugh!

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Dude, I eat eggs every day, six eggs in the morning sounds disgusting, but like egg four,

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heart disease by 50, yeah I mean it's a lot of cholesterol, but like I'm more so saying

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like you ever eat just like a shitload of egg whites, oh god no that's gonna make me

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nauseous.

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Apple, what?

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For the money.

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But not everyone was willing to live on an apple a day.

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That's what I think, not much food, energies low, very low.

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I had nothing feeling where we're going, got a really bad headache.

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I just want a waffle house buffet.

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I thought you guys started talking, bro.

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I'm thinking about it now.

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And the Hunger Costa Reds team, their first six of them.

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Yo, I feel like I could so sloth out here and just sleep like 20 hours a day.

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Like, if I'm on this, I feel like I would actually just doing, I would be doing nothing.

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No, you couldn't.

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I would sleep so much.

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I, you'd be hungry, yeah, and then I would go to bed.

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Patience.

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The awful house better be ready, dude.

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What's the hardest part for all of you?

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Food.

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And the sun.

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And a bug.

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Basically everything.

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What are we working on over here?

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I got like the mansion here.

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There's four of us in here.

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How's sleeping?

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We've gotten progressively better, but I think that's because our standards have lowered.

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How do you think your shelter compares to the professional?

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That one looks way better than any of the other shelters.

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That actually looks not bad to sleep in.

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You got a bit of air, you're fully covered.

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Oh my God, I'm 100% done.

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You're not concerned.

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Oh, he probably likes bugs.

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Ever rain and water because you're on a deep climb.

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I think I'm delusional-ly, I'm delusional-ly positive.

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Should be an easy video for them.

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What are you about that, Jimmy?

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Jimmy!

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How do you think your experience

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compares to the professionals?

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It's Mr. Beast, to you.

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I think most of them have gone home already.

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If all of them are experts, they're all probably

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butting heads on like what to do,

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because they think their way is the best way.

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And she wasn't far off.

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We shouldn't be eating today.

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This will not last 50 people long.

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It's the community choice.

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Like, if we want to even make it to the end,

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we need to really start sticking to something

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a little more rigorous.

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This is not comfort.

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This is survival.

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And the eliminations kept coming from both teams.

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I feel like the problem with the experts

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is it seems like there's like three or four people

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that kind of just like self-elected themselves as leaders.

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And no one likes them.

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Like that one shorter woman, and then that survival guide Seth, or whatever.

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They're kind of just like, yeah, I'm gonna take the reins here, and no one agrees.

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I eat enough for all of y'all.

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So to stop the eliminations, the next morning, the red team-

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Dude, it's day six and that many people laughed. I thought it was like two weeks in.

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Steph, Brittany, try her hand at cooking breakfast.

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Forget it!

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Oh no!

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Oh!

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Oh, sorry guys.

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And yo, what is that?

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What is that?

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Is that fucking like, is that rice?

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Oh my god, that looks fucking disgusting.

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The food reviews were, uh, hoooaahhhh!

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Yo, that is actually slu- that's rice arouni.

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No, that doesn't look like grits, that looks like rice arouni, right?

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Oh no!

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Oh!

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Oh my god, that's making me nauseous.

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Oh, sorry guys.

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And the food reviews were-

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That looks so foul.

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Oh my God, it's so wet.

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Well, not great.

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I'm sick of my stomach and I don't want to pee anymore.

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I don't want to go home.

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Exactly, girlfriend.

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Hell.

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After days of tension,

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Blue Team started the morning by letting loose.

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But not even a drum circle could stop the infighting.

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How many fucking B-roll takes are you gonna have this guy doing a backflip?

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Blue team's really vibing out right now.

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Oh shit, a backflip.

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Okay, hold on one second.

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Okay, let's just squash this super quick second.

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No, you should stay and listen, I mean, how about don't talk to us, please?

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Oh.

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I find it really difficult to be a part of a team, like naturally, oppositionally defiant.

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And once again, it led to even-

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Yo, they cut that shit out though.

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I know there's like cursing matches.

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There has to be.

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There has to be people that actually go like,

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dude, shut the fuck up.

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Like, you're annoying as shit.

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I hope you leave.

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Like, but that's not family friendly.

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Or elimination.

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So they just show that, they show like a fucking audio clip

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of somebody being like, you're kind of pissing me off right now.

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But then he has balls!

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Hearts on in it.

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And over at the red team.

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We're out of fruit, so we don't have breakfast anymore.

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And the loss of breakfast was too much

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for two more Red Team members.

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No, don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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I don't know, I feel like if you're in for a week,

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you're in for the game.

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Cause it's like you reach a point of being so

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already time-wasting, like you're so in it

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that it's like, why am I, why am I leaving now?

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You know?

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You've already committed so much time.

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It's like, if you either leave in the first three days or you're staying the whole way.

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I miss milkshakes.

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I do wonder, do they tell them how many people are on the other team?

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Still or no?

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I want milkshakes so bad.

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And just like they don't know how many people are left on the opposing team,

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until the end of this video, you won't eat them.

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Milkshake's so bad. How long are you...

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How long was the last time you had a milkshake? Or how long ago did you have a milkshake chat?

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Jesus Christ, sorry, I'm hungover.

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Can't fucking speak.

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I feel like I have a milkshake maybe three times a year. Twice a year.

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I'm not missing a milkshake. I'm missing chicken wings and cold blueberries.

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They're eating warm fruit. Warm fruit's a bad vibe 100% of the time.

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I miss milkshakes. I hate when you go to somebody's house and they have like a bowl of apples.

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just out. Put it in a fucking fridge man. You're telling me you just you just grab

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an apple and eat that shit? Warm? Or a warm banana? Ugh. Ugh. I want to go and shake so bad.

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Ass, you eat a warm fruit? That's gross. And just like they don't know how many

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are left on the- Warm bananas are fire. No, dude. Try cold banana. The opposing team.

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I'd put my bananas in the refrigerator until the end of this video. You won't either

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What we're about to do it will fundamentally change the video

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Do you think it's food or like maybe some sort of virus

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Maybe it's some sort of bacteria Jimmy's releasing among the contestants.

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It's a gun, it's a gun with one bullet.

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What?

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Oh gosh!

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Alice hook up the professionals.

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Oh, I think that Jimmy's hot.

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They got a sack of food.

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Hey everybody!

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Hold up.

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Oh, I think that's Jimmy's hat.

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Oh, that's, yeah.

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They've got a sack of food.

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Hey, everybody!

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Hold up.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Wow, a bit of an ass play there.

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Throwing it to the side, you could have tossed it to him.

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Oh, gosh!

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Oh, gosh!

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Now let's hook up the professionals.

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Oh, I think that's Jimmy's hat.

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Oh, that's, yeah.

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They've got a sack of food.

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Hey, everybody!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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really give them like raw chicken and just see how they how they how they deal

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because like dude so many people would get food poisoning if they if they were

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like tasked with cooking something it seems like they're just eating like

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basically only vegetables

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We're about to find out if they can work together as a team or if this is going to drive them apart.

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What's the saying?

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Alright.

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Ball team got 50 cans of food.

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Sever team gives me back the most unopened cans in 72 hours.

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Win to reward.

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If ball teams are tied.

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If ball teams are tied.

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Neither wins anything.

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Neither team wins.

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I just...

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How do you just give all the cans back?

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That we eat it all!

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But here's the deal.

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They're going to think that we're going to open the food because we're starving.

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We're starving they think we're starving. We just very this big or something very the whole thing

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We gotta be this one. No one touches food. No one speak on this

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We do not touch it because we have enough rations to get us three for seventy two hours

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Can I just have one? No ma'am. So we're hiding the cans in the woods so that only bro

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We're really itching about canned food right now, bro. What is that shit? It's probably canned carrots that shit is disgusting

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Like canned vegetables are just like salty and fucking so discolored. Oh my god, it's gross

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Corned beef yeah, just fucking corned beef

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Canned corn is kind of fire. I would eat that

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That's true

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Yeah, well up dude

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I used to eat canned vegetables all the time like my dinner when I was a kid was a chicken patty and canned green beans and

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And when I tell you canned green beans are a bottom five food, they are so gross.

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I would eat canned lima beans, I vividly remember, I vividly remember being at my grandparent's house when I was like eight years old with a full bowl of lima beans in front of me and I was, and I was literally like, almost crying, because I didn't want to eat it at like, you know, first world problems here.

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But I remember my grandpa went you're not allowed to get up to you finish it and I was like

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Felt like Sisyphus dude, it was like an endless pit. It was so many I remember it was just a bowl of line of beans

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Oh my god

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situation. Do I think that some people might leave after today?

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Can corn, can corn is good. But most cane vegetables, they're just sitting in like saltwater. It's pretty

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grass.

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It's a nice overcast day. I'll show you. Finally a break from the sun. So we found this old charcoal

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in the woods which for now kept found a fucking old grail that had to be planted

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there spirits pretty high it's remarkable what a little food and a

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change in the weather will do to willpower but unfortunately the blue team

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wasn't doing as well poison ivy is kind of spreading man the hunger is real

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they ate their stuff man the hunger is real cuts to a b-roll of him doing a

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backflip for the third time thing in the traps yet was a hunger about to eat my

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toothpaste how one of those can do it's taste right now I'm not gonna lie I would

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dig into a can of beef that we have 50 canned goods up there

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beef, beef, corn, roast them down a little

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canned beef crawfish that corned beef shit bro that I don't know I mean if I'm

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hungry yeah I'm eating that but I think like canned corned beef let me look that

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like that's that's cruel man like I would not I like it is that span no

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Spam what is spam? I don't think spams corned beef. What is spam food?

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It's ham

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It's like chopped up ham spam cooked is pretty good

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Corned beef though

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Smells

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where both teens begin to shift.

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They found a snake and they're fucking cooking it.

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Ooh!

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So clean.

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How do they get a split?

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How do you ration one snake to like 30 people?

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So today, there's like a massive storm coming.

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It's possible it's a tornado.

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We gotta get the gas.

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I'm getting some more shells coming in.

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Oh, awesome!

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So, we're definitely about to storm.

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It's looking scary.

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It's literally dropped like 15 degrees in like 10 minutes.

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A random wind is coming up,

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our whole shell could go through a waterfall.

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The rain has finally come, everyone is heading towards their shelter.

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Oh, this would root, dude, I guarantee you next day, like 10 people quit.

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Your whole shelter gets sopping wet, it's just the first storm they're dealing with.

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The storm is blowing in hard, that means it's nap time.

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If I had to guess, I think this rain is going to be a breaking point for a lot of people.

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Currently storming pretty bad. We're huddled up in the shelter. There's no way the red team's handling this.

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This just made...

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No way the red team's handling this as well as we are. Dude, the whole red team could just go sit in that plane.

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That's exactly what we do. We do evacuate to the plane. They're fine. You guys are roughing it in the woods.

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I can't go down to like, what is happening?

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It's a bit of going to the plane, but I think most are going out to the north.

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I can't go out, just going back home.

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Now hopefully, 250 grand is enough for them to push through.

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This stuff is coming really well, isn't it?

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I just keep going back to it when things get hard.

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I'm like, I'm literally giving Mr. Bc for a lot of money.

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You need to be here for that.

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All right. I don't hear rain anymore.

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The temperature dropped like crazy.

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It got cold, I didn't climb out, see how I'm-

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What month do you think this is?

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I wish you would say that.

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He never says.

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Like it looks, it's fall,

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cause the leaves are on the ground.

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But it's probably like October.

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Yeah, October, November.

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So this really could go,

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and they did say I'll go till Christmas.

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So this could go deep into the fucking, like, winter.

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But he's stupid.

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Which would be really bad.

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So last night was the coldest night we've been off here, as you can see from the cross and the leaves, the muddy bogs, the trees.

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Oh, it was freezing!

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It was freezing!

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Wow! Yeah, that'll get really bad.

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It's freezing last night!

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Give me a batta here!

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Did you ever think you'd see an airplane chair freezing outside?

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That's crazy, right?

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I'm miserable. I'm starving.

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I don't think they can do another night like that.

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Well, because he says it's perfect.

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Clean water, though? That's true.

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You didn't collect snow and shit in a month.

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The cold dunce, the red team is also really cold.

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It's like a complete flood to the river.

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It was like so hot yesterday. What's going on here?

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The rain made this challenge excruciatingly more difficult.

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I'm burning!

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Tossed in six people from the red team.

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Mr. Beast, we are never going camping again.

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And two from the blue team.

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No better would it.

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Ted had home.

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Let's just hope that the storm was enough of a distraction to not eat the canned food.

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Yo, it really is wild. He filmed this that long ago

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Like they've been done this competition like right now there is there's some dude

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Just fucking like butt ass naked in a tent in the wilderness filming a mr. Beast video right now

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like

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It's somewhere is somewhere in the world. There's just a guy. That's just like

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He's like, only eating fucking peaches for a hundred days for a Mr.D's video.

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War Days.

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Some weird experiment shit.

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So fingers crossed that we win with our 50k.

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Some guy in white room torture right now.

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We're just patiently awaiting T-Mite to find out if we're gonna win the challenge.

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We've never seen one of us would love to get that food.

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What's on the agenda today guys?

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I can do pottery with some people.

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If we don't win it, it's not gonna-

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Pottery.

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It's gonna be a good day for us too.

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That's cute.

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Hello everybody!

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Oh, it said the date when?

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Whoa!

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There's not many of you left!

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Gonna have your unopened cans.

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I was promised.

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Alright, thank you for the cans.

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Here's the walkie.

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I'll tell you the result.

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Wanna get their cans?

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Alright, now let's check in on the professionals.

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Oh, they're still underground?

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Fuck yeah, it was me talking.

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Okay.

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It seems like they both did nothing.

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In which case, they get no prize.

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Patrick, do you mind helping me carry it?

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You're very strong!

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Yeah...

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Okay!

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Here you go!

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Blue team, is there anything you'd like...

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It's March?

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How is it March, and there's fucking leaves on the ground?

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Save to the Red Team!

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AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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AHHHHHHHHH!

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Oh-oh!

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What?

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Well, that's fall.

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Fastly fall.

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Alright!

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How many cams did you eat?

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Wouldn't you like to know?

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Yeah, so, yeah.

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They think they're doing something.

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Let's say all of them.

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Actually, exactly.

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That's the line I asked.

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Let me see.

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You sound hungry and cranky over there.

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Oh!

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Team and blue team.

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The results of the 50 cam challenge are in front of me.

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Our two bags.

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I say we start off by revealing the blue side's results.

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50 cans of food.

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I dropped two, but 50.

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And a rat feed, the amateurs.

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Also gave me 50 cans of food back.

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So they got nothing.

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They literally get nothing, bro.

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That's what I was literally in my head going either do all or nothing.

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They should have just kept all 50 cans because what's the fucking prize they would have gotten meaning neither side will be getting

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Blue team seems fine rent team seems I think they kind of knew that as well

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But it's like well, I'd rather both of us get no prize than then get something

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Because if they ate all 50 cans and they keep them

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Then the other team gets whatever advantage it is.

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I'm very angry about that result.

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Oh my gosh, mate!

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I literally just revealed the result and three people just got out!

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It's been real!

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Well, they were falling apart. I need to go over there.

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What the heck just happened?

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Oh, where? Are you about to light it?

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My mom and heart's telling me to go.

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Whoa! That is five!

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You ended up getting no food out of it.

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Do you regret not eating the cats?

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Yeah.

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That was a good punch.

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Uh, the morale, and the incidentally lowered.

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I don't know. I feel like the Mr. B's format of videos doesn't really show, like, the mental anguish that they're going through, you know?

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I understand this is, like, not really that much of survival, like, shit.

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Like, they're not in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness fucking killing animals and fighting to survive.

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They're getting food rations.

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It's basically like they're on the show Survivor.

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They're getting, you know, rice beans. They're not gonna starve, but it's like, they are hungry every day.

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They're probably losing weight. They're bored as shit.

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It's cold, wet, like, and you're just, you're just doing that over and over again every day for fucking three months, like.

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On the blue team, I think we might have some players tonight.

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Hi. I'm DeWard, Aston, everyone, y'all.

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Okay. Ready to go home?

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Oh!

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I'm just trying to be a little grim.

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Oh, morale's pretty tough with the blue beast this morning.

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We lost three last night.

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Only day eleven.

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The sleep preparation is real.

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The hunger is real.

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We are struggling with some food stuff.

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Forever starving.

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And while Seth was trying to cheer up the camp,

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not everyone was in a good mood.

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Is Seth a part of the game, or is he just like a moral guy?

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Is he a contestant?

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I feel like he's like a main character.

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Quite honestly, guys, I'd rather one of you

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kick me in the nuts than hear that.

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We could all be here for weeks and weeks.

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I have a wife and a daughter.

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I have to get back to.

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Patrick and Laleigh are playing.

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Oh, no.

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Here we go.

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Here we go on the back end of the video.

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They're about to win my daughter's birthday today.

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Pretty hard.

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I'll just miss her.

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I was right now and I'm just hoping that

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it's not another conversation.

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That's why you're in the competition.

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I never understand that shit.

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I never understand that shit.

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It's like, okay, well, it's their birthday.

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You're not gonna see them

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because even if you quit right now,

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you're not gonna get back in time.

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And then they quit, so it's like pointless.

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And you're on the cusp of winning tens,

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if not hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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Like,

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leaving.

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No!

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I'm gonna miss y'all.

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Man.

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Hey everybody, I'm leaving today.

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You realize the value you brought to this thing?

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I do.

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I taught everybody how to make shelters

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that'll withstand the elements.

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I tried really hard to set everybody up for success.

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I think Blue Team's gonna leave.

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The amount of time I could be away from my business,

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there's no joy in leaving.

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Gotta put my business first though.

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You're welcome, lovey-dovey.

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Oh man, you're the ultimate survivalist.

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Yeah, I always do wonder,

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do you think they have to like quit their job?

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Cause you're not just getting like,

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your job isn't giving you just time off.

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Like that's, a lot of Mr. B's videos

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that are like a day long,

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I get, you know, you being able to just take off work,

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but like, you would have to quit your job.

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Like if you're a fucking accountant,

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and now you're here,

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like you're not able to just miss that.

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That's just little.

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Why are you laughing?

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I'm, uh, bro, it's okay.

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It's sad.

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I'm saying he's saying yes to get back to his business.

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I'm going, yeah, that's true.

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I'm not laughing.

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It was more of a, huh?

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Yeah, we taught everyone it's so much.

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A lot of people just don't want to talk about it.

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There's no limits and a lot of people have to leave.

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But it's also hard.

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Most are unemployed.

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No, I mean, I didn't even think about that him running a business.

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I was thinking that most of these people probably either got time off work

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somehow or actually just flat out quit their job.

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Because we don't know what's going on.

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A lot of them do look like college students now,

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so maybe they are just unemployed.

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Another side.

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I can tell that I'm some of them.

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Losing weight every day, and I don't have much weight

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to lose until my body starts shutting down.

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We can't only rely on the rice we have.

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So we are just testing our luck.

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It's starting to physically hurt my body.

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OK, are these their professions?

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Because I just saw a mountain biker and now tarot card.

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My hips hurt.

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I don't see it.

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Oh, you're ready to go. I'm ready to go.

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Rest in peace, Mona. Always in her hunts.

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She didn't die.

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I'll take her portion.

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Honestly, I really do get that guy saying I have to get back to my job,

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because probably most of the people that do apply for these videos are self-employed in some way.

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Like, if she's a tarot card reader, she probably has her own, you know, business,

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and she's just closed right now.

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I'm good at that more people are dropping, because I get to be a kid.

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Every time someone leaves, I get to be a kid.

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And with less people, the Red Team was forced to take on more responsibilities.

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Our group has something in them to prove.

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I think they're going to step up.

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It's our chef, Britton, left.

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That is his job.

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Have something in them to prove.

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Pastor.

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I think they're going to step up.

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It's our chef, Britton, left.

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I thought I still didn't have to roll.

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The girlies chopped up chives and carrots.

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I feel like they're not good.

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Like, we can manage.

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We can manage.

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It's proven that I can do a lot more than even I thought I could do.

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Because it's my birthday, I'm buying random people who subscribe.

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What a...

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Big storm coming in.

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A lot of people could end up leaving tonight.

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This is the Airbnb.

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Yeah, this is the entrance.

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It blocks the wind.

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Whoa.

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Oh, the rain's starting to pick up.

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Do you think this is rainproof?

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I think it's rain-resistant.

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The rain is coming in.

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Watch it is not rain proof though, bro.

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You have a bunch of dry ass leaves on your fucking wooden hut.

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That shit is going to be sopping wet.

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So I'm beefing up my door and I just need all this holly in to fill those gaps.

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But right after I left, heavy rain poured in for hours upon hours.

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We've been dealing with non-stop rain for about five hours.

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Everybody's shoes are soaked, socks are soaked, clothes are soaked,

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whoever's planning to sleep is soaked.

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Water inside my heart there, it looks like it's not waterproof.

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I've come to stand under the tarp.

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The only thing that sits under the tarp is the dainty rice.

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So you're not letting people sit under a car or a shelter.

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All right, it's fine.

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Lisa's the only tarp that there is, and now they're not letting anybody use it.

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The one tarp that we have, like I can't even stand under it.

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That's so far.

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That one tarp was designated a footbearer so that we could keep it in the car.

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As a community shelter?

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No, so we could keep our beans and our rice dry.

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Well, it was a community shelter.

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Okay, listen to what I'm telling you.

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They're trying to get everything sorted out so they can get everything out so we can get people in there.

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That's what they're doing in there.

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But it was a community shelter.

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Oh my God! Who gives a shit?

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Who gives a shit?

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What?

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I- like, I feel like-

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What conversation am I watching right now?

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Oh my god, you're just hitting the rain.

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That sucks.

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That sucks.

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And isn't that the point of it?

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I don't understand.

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Oh my god.

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It's like, yeah, OK, you've got to keep the food dry.

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That matters more.

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I think we're all getting to the end of our wits here.

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Our camp is absolutely soaked.

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This has to end soon.

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I'm just hoping Red Scene had to go through something similar.

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I'm going to refill my water.

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But it was a community shelter.

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Then I'm going to go sit in my tent, read in that.

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These days are the easiest days.

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These are solar days, guys.

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And while Red was happily waiting out the rain, my day 14 challenge might affect who will reign supreme next.

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Everyone gather around!

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Gather around!

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Like, I understand they only had one tarp too, but I'm like, damn, there's no way that they're just-

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They have those like rain ponchos on.

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But you're telling me in that whole wooded area they don't have anything that they could stand under other than that one tarp where they'd be dry?

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You've been there for three weeks, they didn't come up with like some wooden board that they could like stand under.

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Blue Team, how we doing?

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Woo!

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Alright, an identical set of boxes has been placed in front of both teams.

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We will be obeying them one at a time revealing a crucial survival item.

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If both teams reject it, only then will the next item be revealed.

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And whichever team hits our button first, we'll be able to keep the item.

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You guys decide to take that box.

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Box, they get nothing.

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Does that make sense?

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Yeah.

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Max, Tariq, reveal the first box.

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Box number one.

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Fishing gear.

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There's no fish in that river.

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We can't catch it.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Fish, that's really easy to fish.

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I was just gonna say, bro, they haven't caught anything.

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The one thing that they actually got survivability-wise

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is the snake.

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They got one snake.

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That's what they should.

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They haven't caught a fish.

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They haven't killed a rabbit, a squirrel, a bird.

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They haven't even foraged for food really outside of that one guy that was like you could eat these fucking clovers in the ground like

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The fucking apple tree

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I'm ready to tackle somebody for hitting that button.

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Are you guys short?

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Yes!

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You guys said no to the first box?

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Tariq?

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Reveal the second box.

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Cast iron pots and pans.

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Cast iron cooking.

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Chef, what do you think?

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Cast iron is terrible though out in this area, right?

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What do you want, like a stainless steel?

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Cast iron is going to rust in this.

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It's going to get wet.

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I feel like we have everything else now.

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Maybe we should put it so they don't get anything.

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Now, reminder, if the other team takes it, you guys get nothing.

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And if both teams reject every box, then both teams...

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Cast iron doesn't rust? Cast iron rusts.

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Am I not thinking of the right thing?

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Cast iron... Cast iron will rust if it's wet.

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I've... I've had... I've had a cast iron pan.

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If you wash a cast iron pan and leave it out, if it gets wet, it will rust in like 20 minutes.

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Pants get everything

01:00:01.980 --> 01:00:06.440
And they're not gonna be able to clean it effectively like I somebody said oh if you put oil on it

01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:09.200
They don't have fucking oil and they're just getting the pants

01:00:15.040 --> 01:00:17.040
They passed up on box number two

01:00:19.400 --> 01:00:21.400
Reveal box number three

01:00:27.600 --> 01:00:32.600
This is cruel. This is just cruel.

01:00:32.600 --> 01:00:34.600
Peanut butter comes yo.

01:00:34.600 --> 01:00:36.600
Peanut butter, the milk chocolate.

01:00:36.600 --> 01:00:38.600
My mouth is salivating right now.

01:00:38.600 --> 01:00:39.600
The other team might press it.

01:00:39.600 --> 01:00:41.600
The other team might hit it, guys.

01:00:41.600 --> 01:00:44.600
Don't do it, Carlos. Put your hand down.

01:00:44.600 --> 01:00:46.600
Please, I'm saying it. I'm saying it.

01:00:46.600 --> 01:00:50.600
The next box, that Mr. Beast Jack Wings.

01:00:50.600 --> 01:00:53.600
Mr. Beast Jack Wings.

01:00:53.600 --> 01:00:56.600
Got a Mr. Beast jerky.

01:00:56.600 --> 01:01:12.040
key. That's good. Like that's the first actual useful item. You guys can build more shelter.

01:01:16.360 --> 01:01:21.560
So far, both teams have passed on every box. I would really think hard about the next one.

01:01:21.560 --> 01:01:25.080
If no one hits the button on both sides, you guys get everything.

01:01:25.080 --> 01:01:29.000
But if they hit the button on this last boss, you guys get nothing.

01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:30.360
I don't think they're gonna push the button.

01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:31.080
I think they will.

01:01:31.080 --> 01:01:31.720
You think they will?

01:01:31.720 --> 01:01:31.960
Yeah.

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Why do you think that?

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Because they press no button for all of you to get.

01:01:34.520 --> 01:01:35.080
That is true.

01:01:35.080 --> 01:01:38.680
Why would they want to help someone that doesn't have as much stuff with all the things?

01:01:38.680 --> 01:01:42.360
So I think the strategy is you don't want to give them something that they might need.

01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:43.800
Question. Is there a role you do it?

01:01:43.800 --> 01:01:44.440
No.

01:01:44.440 --> 01:01:46.120
Yeah, I see what's in it much first.

01:01:46.120 --> 01:01:49.160
Community shelter! We can't press.

01:01:49.160 --> 01:01:51.080
Yeah, but then we both get it anyway.

01:01:51.080 --> 01:01:54.080
They don't want us to take it, so they're gonna hit the last putt.

01:01:54.080 --> 01:01:56.080
That's not it. They're gonna hit us, but they don't want us to take it.

01:01:56.080 --> 01:01:58.080
That's fine, because we don't need anything.

01:01:58.080 --> 01:02:00.580
This might be more advantageous for them to win.

01:02:00.580 --> 01:02:03.080
That's why we should click it for the next spot.

01:02:03.080 --> 01:02:05.080
That is true. Reveal the last spot.

01:02:05.080 --> 01:02:07.080
We don't even know what is takes.

01:02:07.080 --> 01:02:09.080
I

01:02:18.960 --> 01:02:27.200
Chai it's not pre-watched. It's just his brand of stuff. Oh my god fucking his steaks and jackalinks jerky

01:02:27.560 --> 01:02:33.840
Yo, those I know feasible sells pretty well those jackalinks beef jerky sticks

01:02:33.840 --> 01:02:41.560
fucking don't sell at all dude I'm like pretty sure when you go to a Walmart and

01:02:41.560 --> 01:02:46.600
you see those jack-lengths Mr. Beast like jerky sticks they're the same ones that

01:02:46.600 --> 01:02:52.560
have been there for six months thanks and seasonings for your entire team

01:02:52.560 --> 01:03:05.580
Why would they not I'm so confused if they press the button they only get that box the other team gets nothing

01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:10.480
If they don't press the box and nobody presses the box they all get everything

01:03:12.000 --> 01:03:14.000
Press the fucking button

01:03:22.560 --> 01:03:29.560
I'm sorry.

01:03:29.720 --> 01:03:32.220
But they told him to do that.

01:03:32.220 --> 01:03:33.220
No!

01:03:33.220 --> 01:03:34.220
Did you press it?

01:03:34.220 --> 01:03:35.220
No way.

01:03:35.220 --> 01:03:36.220
He pressed it immediately!

01:03:36.220 --> 01:03:37.220
No one's gonna press the button!

01:03:37.220 --> 01:03:38.220
What?

01:03:38.220 --> 01:03:39.220
No one's gonna press it immediately!

01:03:39.220 --> 01:03:40.220
Wait, why?

01:03:40.220 --> 01:03:41.220
Why are you doing that?!

01:03:41.220 --> 01:03:42.220
We had to hit the button and...

01:03:42.220 --> 01:03:43.220
You guys got nothing.

01:03:43.220 --> 01:03:44.220
No one had the guts to press the button?

01:03:44.220 --> 01:03:45.220
Because everybody had a talk about it.

01:03:45.220 --> 01:03:46.220
No, we all said no!

01:03:46.220 --> 01:03:47.220
We don't want you to press the button, girls.

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Oh, I don't want to be here anymore.

01:03:48.220 --> 01:03:49.220
Go Patrick, quick!

01:03:49.220 --> 01:03:50.220
That is true!

01:03:50.220 --> 01:03:55.220
No, Patrick, that is true. They wanted to hit the button immediately and everybody said no.

01:03:55.220 --> 01:04:00.220
Thinking gave them the advantage. The disregard for their input immediately created a rift.

01:04:01.220 --> 01:04:03.220
They're really not listening, are you?

01:04:03.220 --> 01:04:04.220
I'm vegetarian.

01:04:04.220 --> 01:04:05.220
Who cares?

01:04:06.220 --> 01:04:07.220
Was there discourage?

01:04:08.220 --> 01:04:10.220
By losing the challenge?

01:04:10.220 --> 01:04:12.220
I don't even think I sucks.

01:04:12.220 --> 01:04:14.220
Oh, full disadvantage, by the way.

01:04:14.220 --> 01:04:19.800
Being a vegetarian not being an omnivore in a survival challenge is horrible

01:04:20.220 --> 01:04:22.620
Like you just limit what you're able to eat

01:04:23.860 --> 01:04:26.160
Or by simply not being listened to

01:04:30.660 --> 01:04:33.860
Both red team and blue team

01:04:34.660 --> 01:04:40.060
Lost multiple players, but for the blues who remained this was the first time they gained a resource

01:04:40.060 --> 01:04:42.220
So the blue quorum steak

01:04:42.860 --> 01:04:45.260
Blue quorum steak, they're gonna cook that shit like now

01:04:46.540 --> 01:04:49.060
That is going to be rotting soon

01:04:49.540 --> 01:04:56.580
And for the first time in over two weeks the blue plastic box team got a little slice of heaven

01:04:56.580 --> 01:04:58.580
He wants to cook their steak now

01:04:59.940 --> 01:05:01.940
Thanks for looking really good

01:05:02.700 --> 01:05:05.500
Better than Christmas day better than Thanksgiving

01:05:05.500 --> 01:05:19.180
Oh my god that looks just like ground beef.

01:05:19.180 --> 01:05:22.780
I have energy because we have protein.

01:05:22.780 --> 01:05:25.260
It's all coming together how we need it.

01:05:25.260 --> 01:05:27.860
But things weren't as great with the red team.

01:05:27.860 --> 01:05:28.860
I want it.

01:05:28.860 --> 01:05:29.860
Fuck.

01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:30.860
The pasta would have been nice.

01:05:30.860 --> 01:05:33.060
It's like Isaiah, please just trust me.

01:05:33.060 --> 01:05:34.060
Literally.

01:05:34.060 --> 01:05:54.340
just onions. But once the meat was gone, Blue Team ran into a new problem. And now that

01:05:54.340 --> 01:06:00.060
more and more people are leaving, their share of the $250,000 if they win is going up. You

01:06:00.060 --> 01:06:06.060
You don't know how much it is, because you don't know how many people are left, but trust me, it's starting to become a lot of money.

01:06:08.060 --> 01:06:10.060
So Trin hatched a plan to increase-

01:06:10.060 --> 01:06:13.060
I mean, there's gotta be like 10 people on each team or less.

01:06:13.060 --> 01:06:15.060
Prease her share of the money.

01:06:15.060 --> 01:06:17.060
Are we ever gonna leave this place?

01:06:20.060 --> 01:06:24.060
Trin is really strange. She's gonna win this.

01:06:24.060 --> 01:06:27.060
I'm into this to beat the hell out of her!

01:06:27.060 --> 01:06:30.680
I think the survival aspect of it is part of this part anymore.

01:06:30.680 --> 01:06:32.800
Your selfish for taking the tarp.

01:06:32.800 --> 01:06:34.140
I didn't take it. Did Sunny take it?

01:06:34.140 --> 01:06:35.040
Okay, so how about we take-

01:06:35.040 --> 01:06:36.760
It's a community tarp!

01:06:37.200 --> 01:06:38.600
It's a community tarp!

01:06:39.200 --> 01:06:41.640
I'm not allowed to sit here and scream and sing all the time.

01:06:41.640 --> 01:06:43.140
We're in a mis-release video!

01:06:43.380 --> 01:06:46.320
Take the tarp so we can make a shelter for everyone who feels-

01:06:46.320 --> 01:06:47.620
It's something we've done today.

01:06:47.620 --> 01:06:49.380
Tim, they're still on the commu-

01:06:49.380 --> 01:06:50.580
Dude, it's been days.

01:06:50.580 --> 01:06:51.780
It's been days.

01:06:51.780 --> 01:06:53.960
And we're still talking about the community shelter.

01:06:53.960 --> 01:06:55.160
You're wild, Rick.

01:06:55.160 --> 01:06:59.400
I can't believe that you, of all people, would say that I'm a meanie.

01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:02.440
Yeah, my career is based around good energy, good vibes.

01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:03.720
I don't believe in bad days.

01:07:03.720 --> 01:07:06.720
When I see teenagers now, I would try to laugh, I'd go back to it.

01:07:06.720 --> 01:07:09.080
I really feel like I've done enough to win.

01:07:09.080 --> 01:07:10.320
Turn back, what's this video?

01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:12.720
I'm a bad guy.

01:07:12.720 --> 01:07:13.920
What?

01:07:13.920 --> 01:07:16.040
He laughed?

01:07:16.040 --> 01:07:18.960
We think somebody flared because we heard them screaming,

01:07:18.960 --> 01:07:21.560
and then, you know, the clap, it was screaming, clap, and...

01:07:21.560 --> 01:07:22.880
Someone definitely flared.

01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:28.880
Their team is probably getting ready to break off, especially after getting it staked and outside long, we could win, for sure.

01:07:30.380 --> 01:07:32.880
I don't know, I feel like there's only like five people left.

01:07:32.880 --> 01:07:40.380
You ate a lunch, no one else got lunch. I'm gonna eat if I'm hungry. I don't need to answer to you. I don't need to answer to anyone here.

01:07:40.380 --> 01:07:42.880
She's like the least team player vibes.

01:07:42.880 --> 01:07:46.880
That last little bit of toxicity. Thanks guys, that's exactly what we needed.

01:07:46.880 --> 01:07:52.080
Bro and they're too surface level. It's like, uh, you're the worst team player vibes, bro

01:07:52.080 --> 01:07:55.600
You gotta hit him with the shut the fuck up. You gotta press him

01:07:55.840 --> 01:07:58.240
You know like you got it's like a video game, bro

01:07:58.240 --> 01:08:01.920
You ever you ever be in a you ever be in a comp video game you argue with your teammate

01:08:02.560 --> 01:08:06.080
You fucking you you scream at each other for four rounds and then you're good

01:08:06.480 --> 01:08:12.000
Like you gotta do that. You gotta get it out. You know settle your differences. They're just letting it build

01:08:12.320 --> 01:08:14.320
It's gonna make it way worse

01:08:14.320 --> 01:08:18.760
You and YBG, we were on different teams, but I've been in games where like, dude,

01:08:18.760 --> 01:08:22.400
I'm literally like crashing out on a teammate and then we're good.

01:08:22.400 --> 01:08:26.400
I didn't like it.

01:08:26.400 --> 01:08:28.880
But the red team genuinely liked each other.

01:08:28.880 --> 01:08:32.680
If we all just work together, we can still, we can even base.

01:08:32.680 --> 01:08:35.200
Yeah, it is weird, dude. It's like polar opposite vibes.

01:08:35.200 --> 01:08:37.520
We can get the blue team, hopefully.

01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:38.520
Thank you.

01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:39.520
You're welcome.

01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:41.520
Oh my god.

01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:43.520
No!

01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:50.760
I want to cry that was like the first fish in the entire video you have to

01:08:50.760 --> 01:08:54.400
work as a team and be selfless everyone's willing to put up a fight we're still

01:08:54.400 --> 01:08:59.160
on this to win this so we have a really strong team but the blue team maybe

01:08:59.160 --> 01:09:03.840
didn't feel the same way we start breaking apart like losing Patrick

01:09:03.840 --> 01:09:07.520
that's what it is and we all get in sleep reach you can have some rice I didn't

01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:10.680
hear that conversation we literally had the conversation yesterday about the

01:09:10.680 --> 01:09:12.680
I didn't hear it or a person.

01:09:12.680 --> 01:09:14.280
I just want to leave with the wind,

01:09:14.280 --> 01:09:16.200
and I feel like I'm going to leave with this.

01:09:16.200 --> 01:09:18.600
You know the best thing you could do in this scenario

01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:20.920
when everybody doesn't like one person

01:09:20.920 --> 01:09:22.360
and they're becoming a problem

01:09:22.360 --> 01:09:25.240
is you just ignore the fuck out of them.

01:09:25.240 --> 01:09:26.680
Bitter taste in my mouth.

01:09:26.680 --> 01:09:27.160
Bitter.

01:09:27.160 --> 01:09:28.680
Just stop talking to her.

01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:29.720
Really sucks.

01:09:29.720 --> 01:09:31.240
And I don't want to be bitter.

01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:33.000
Bitter is so mutual.

01:09:37.640 --> 01:09:38.520
Goodbye, bad.

01:09:38.520 --> 01:09:39.080
They're gone.

01:09:39.080 --> 01:09:41.080
Did you hear that right, babe?

01:09:41.080 --> 01:09:43.880
I heard what I think is the blue team cheering.

01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:46.160
Yeah, that's all about the small amount of guys.

01:09:46.160 --> 01:09:47.800
I heard it just then, too.

01:09:47.800 --> 01:09:48.920
Two people for anything?

01:09:48.920 --> 01:09:51.680
We are, like, stuck here for a life.

01:09:51.680 --> 01:09:53.640
We know we're not, we have the flares,

01:09:53.640 --> 01:09:55.000
but also that we lose.

01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:55.960
I don't lose.

01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:57.040
We're gonna win this.

01:09:57.040 --> 01:09:59.200
I don't know how, I don't know when,

01:09:59.200 --> 01:10:00.560
but we are gonna win this.

01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:01.840
The less people we have,

01:10:01.840 --> 01:10:03.880
the lower our chances of winning that.

01:10:03.880 --> 01:10:05.080
It's getting harder to stay.

01:10:05.080 --> 01:10:08.240
I started to think that maybe this was getting easier.

01:10:08.240 --> 01:10:14.120
While the blue team was falling apart, the red team was coming together so well.

01:10:14.120 --> 01:10:15.720
They weren't just surviving.

01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:16.720
They were thriving.

01:10:16.720 --> 01:10:17.720
It's relaxation time, guys.

01:10:17.720 --> 01:10:20.360
Can I have a quick little river day?

01:10:20.360 --> 01:10:25.920
Sometimes you just gotta find a good and a bad.

01:10:25.920 --> 01:10:29.520
Bro, they really got it.

01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:32.600
Mr. B's gotta do some crazy shit, bro.

01:10:32.600 --> 01:10:37.480
Like, I've always said he can make, like, he has the budget to do, like, insane videos,

01:10:37.480 --> 01:10:40.280
like an IRL rainbow six siege match or something like that,

01:10:40.280 --> 01:10:41.120
like that'd be sick.

01:10:41.120 --> 01:10:46.120
But dude, those boxes, just fucking bunch of alcohol,

01:10:48.720 --> 01:10:52.080
bunch of alcohol, you know, bunch of alcohol weed,

01:10:52.080 --> 01:10:53.440
something like that.

01:10:53.440 --> 01:10:55.720
You know how fast people would click for that?

01:10:55.720 --> 01:10:59.840
If you've been stranded for three weeks, almost,

01:10:59.840 --> 01:11:01.960
and you've been bored out of your mind,

01:11:01.960 --> 01:11:04.600
and in that box they're potentially giving you

01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:06.640
like a bottle of Jack Daniels,

01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:08.680
You're gonna be like, oh my god, yeah.

01:11:10.360 --> 01:11:11.200
Oh my god, yeah.

01:11:11.200 --> 01:11:13.160
You don't let me talk.

01:11:13.160 --> 01:11:15.720
It's crazy, like, are you gonna let me talk?

01:11:15.720 --> 01:11:18.040
You literally don't do anything to contribute

01:11:18.040 --> 01:11:20.840
outside of cooking food that has no taste at all.

01:11:20.840 --> 01:11:23.000
It's crack food, honestly.

01:11:23.000 --> 01:11:24.640
And I'm sorry, but I gotta say.

01:11:27.920 --> 01:11:28.960
You gonna be okay?

01:11:28.960 --> 01:11:31.680
No, no, I'm gonna wanna take a walk.

01:11:31.680 --> 01:11:35.120
Yeah, I think they're just such boys.

01:11:35.960 --> 01:11:37.960
Did he catch something?

01:11:39.560 --> 01:11:45.260
Pissing her fucking tent man take a dump on her tent when she's not in there like I mean

01:11:45.260 --> 01:11:52.620
I understand it like that was very mean right when she's gone you take a fat shit in her tent and and then you walk out

01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:54.760
You know nobody knows

01:12:00.080 --> 01:12:02.080
I'm not saying actually do that that'd be terrible

01:12:02.080 --> 01:12:08.560
That would be like really fucked up like Coachella. That actually does happen at Coachella. Yeah

01:12:09.440 --> 01:12:13.200
That actually is a common thing in Coachella for people to poop in people's tents

01:12:18.160 --> 01:12:21.760
We cleaned it as a team and we're picking it up now

01:12:32.080 --> 01:12:33.640
I don't want.

01:12:33.640 --> 01:12:34.800
Anyone want a pork?

01:12:34.800 --> 01:12:35.760
That's really good.

01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:37.240
That tastes good.

01:12:37.240 --> 01:12:38.200
Yeah.

01:12:38.200 --> 01:12:41.040
When something's right for you, you'll have peace.

01:12:41.040 --> 01:12:42.960
And I don't have peace being here any longer.

01:12:46.320 --> 01:12:47.320
Get me out of here.

01:12:47.320 --> 01:12:47.820
No.

01:12:52.820 --> 01:12:55.280
I don't see a world where a blue team ever wins this,

01:12:55.280 --> 01:12:56.200
right?

01:12:56.200 --> 01:12:57.800
But just because you have the training

01:12:57.800 --> 01:13:00.120
to survive by yourself in the wilderness

01:13:00.120 --> 01:13:02.120
It doesn't mean you can survive as a group.

01:13:02.120 --> 01:13:03.120
Stop it!

01:13:03.120 --> 01:13:04.120
Woo!

01:13:04.120 --> 01:13:11.120
We are now five days in a row with zero players.

01:13:11.120 --> 01:13:14.120
Amelia's gone in.

01:13:14.120 --> 01:13:16.120
I think Trent is very selfish.

01:13:16.120 --> 01:13:20.120
If we're one short because of right beat us by one person and you're cheering over here,

01:13:20.120 --> 01:13:22.120
it's your money that you're losing to.

01:13:22.120 --> 01:13:24.120
There's just so many less bodies.

01:13:24.120 --> 01:13:26.120
At one point, there are a fifth.

01:13:26.120 --> 01:13:27.120
You could run it down.

01:13:27.120 --> 01:13:29.120
That is a crazy, that is a crazy play.

01:13:29.120 --> 01:13:32.120
She gets to a point of being so mean to everybody else.

01:13:32.120 --> 01:13:34.120
You go, all right, everyone quit.

01:13:34.120 --> 01:13:36.120
Everyone quit and nobody gets money.

01:13:36.120 --> 01:13:39.120
Deep survivalists hoping tomorrow is...

01:13:39.120 --> 01:13:41.120
But that sucks, because then you lose.

01:13:41.120 --> 01:13:43.120
Challenge day or extraction day.

01:13:43.120 --> 01:13:45.120
We need something.

01:13:45.120 --> 01:13:48.120
Three weeks in the woods, let's see how they're doing.

01:13:48.120 --> 01:13:50.120
Oh, Richie's boy is going on.

01:13:50.120 --> 01:13:51.120
Hello, everyone.

01:13:51.120 --> 01:13:53.120
You don't want a challenge?

01:13:53.120 --> 01:13:54.120
Yeah.

01:13:54.120 --> 01:13:57.120
Amateurs, why do you think I have this?

01:13:57.120 --> 01:13:59.120
Is that what we're rescuing?

01:13:59.120 --> 01:14:02.760
This is a map of the red can.

01:14:02.760 --> 01:14:04.760
And this is a flare gun.

01:14:04.760 --> 01:14:07.360
You're going to mark where you want to hide this flare gun

01:14:07.360 --> 01:14:08.360
in their can.

01:14:08.360 --> 01:14:09.800
Oh!

01:14:09.800 --> 01:14:12.240
Whichever side finds the flare gun first

01:14:12.240 --> 01:14:14.480
will decide when the video ends by firing it.

01:14:14.480 --> 01:14:15.880
You can end the game today.

01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:18.680
You can end it in five days, 10 days, whenever you want.

01:14:18.680 --> 01:14:20.680
And the other team will have no control over it.

01:14:20.680 --> 01:14:22.480
Oh, I got chills.

01:14:22.480 --> 01:14:24.080
If you pop that flare, then it's a warning.

01:14:24.080 --> 01:14:25.920
You still lose. You just got to remember that.

01:14:25.920 --> 01:14:28.920
What have they hold on to for two Jason's calling?

01:14:33.420 --> 01:14:37.720
Yeah, what's up? I'm hungover. Sorry. What's up?

01:14:40.760 --> 01:14:44.200
Yeah, someone says so what's good

01:14:55.920 --> 01:15:08.200
I'm sadly I'm sadly gonna be filming a video with Jack Pembroke that day so I cannot come but happy birthday

01:15:08.200 --> 01:15:10.200
day

01:15:20.760 --> 01:15:22.760
They're messed up and sticking ahead

01:15:23.320 --> 01:15:25.320
They're gonna walk the boundary at that

01:15:27.400 --> 01:15:33.480
But what we pandering for fucking we pandering for a hundred subs look like is this

01:15:33.480 --> 01:15:42.480
Yes. Invite you or I can't come. What about $500? What?

01:15:42.480 --> 01:15:49.480
My god. What about $500?

01:15:49.480 --> 01:15:56.480
Is that it?

01:15:56.480 --> 01:16:01.480
Buddy, I'm not giving you a hundred subs.

01:16:01.480 --> 01:16:05.480
Is this like a, is this the, is this, is this the strategy?

01:16:05.480 --> 01:16:07.480
You can call a bunch of people.

01:16:07.480 --> 01:16:09.480
Hey, it's my birthday soon.

01:16:09.480 --> 01:16:12.480
Hey, it's my birthday soon.

01:16:12.480 --> 01:16:15.480
So, JXC gave it to him.

01:16:15.480 --> 01:16:16.480
That's wild.

01:16:16.480 --> 01:16:25.480
Honestly, I would rather have a full conversation one-on-one with Joe than a hundred gifted.

01:16:25.480 --> 01:16:30.480
I'm down to talk about some philosophical shit seriously

01:16:30.480 --> 01:16:37.400
philosophical, I'd rather sit down and talk with Joe and learn about you know whatever

01:16:37.400 --> 01:16:43.120
it is you know whatever topic it is because I actually learn a lot watching his videos

01:16:43.120 --> 01:16:49.480
and learn about you know whatever it is you know whatever topic it is because I actually

01:16:49.480 --> 01:16:50.480
learn a lot.

01:16:50.480 --> 01:16:54.760
every single time so Joe you believe in aliens

01:16:54.760 --> 01:16:59.000
we have the same conversation I would have a philosophy talk with Jason

01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:05.400
alright lock back in and fee for the five gift kids bro appreciate it let's make

01:17:05.400 --> 01:17:08.120
them work for it so they burn a bunch of calories

01:17:08.120 --> 01:17:10.920
that was somewhere far away

01:17:10.920 --> 01:17:16.240
you know I'm like actively battling the urge to vomit while like I need that to

01:17:16.240 --> 01:17:22.080
be known as well. Like mid? Well like every minute I get like a wave of nausea that hits

01:17:22.080 --> 01:17:28.280
me. Pinned? I can't see pinned still. Yeah, I'm gonna be hungry for the whole day. Watch

01:17:28.280 --> 01:17:37.160
this one then. This is it. This is exactly where they mark up in that. Their flare is

01:17:37.160 --> 01:17:42.720
down here. Let's see if they find it first. First! It's not really hidden. It's kind of

01:17:42.720 --> 01:17:43.720
on a table.

01:17:43.720 --> 01:17:47.720
To find a flair, we'll decide when this video ends.

01:17:47.720 --> 01:17:49.720
Are you ready?

01:17:49.720 --> 01:17:55.720
Three, two, one, take off your blindfolds.

01:17:55.720 --> 01:17:56.720
Good luck.

01:17:56.720 --> 01:17:57.720
Let me go.

01:17:57.720 --> 01:17:58.720
Becca redeemed video of choice.

01:17:58.720 --> 01:17:59.720
Let me guess.

01:17:59.720 --> 01:18:01.720
Is this the I've been in the hills?

01:18:01.720 --> 01:18:06.720
Oh, no, it's not.

01:18:06.720 --> 01:18:19.760
Hello everybody on YouTube, first of all, I would love to say thank you all for subscribing

01:18:19.760 --> 01:18:27.840
and heck yes I'm monetized, the wizard is monetized, thank you, sorry, mango dragon

01:18:27.840 --> 01:18:28.840
fruit.

01:18:28.840 --> 01:18:31.040
Oh I've seen this video.

01:18:31.040 --> 01:18:33.680
And for feast of the arts, I-

01:18:33.680 --> 01:18:36.080
I've seen this, we've watched this video.

01:18:36.080 --> 01:18:37.960
Yeah, ginger ale.

01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:39.160
Yeah.

01:18:39.160 --> 01:18:40.960
First of all, I'm going to-

01:18:40.960 --> 01:18:42.480
Yeah, I'm not drinking that bullshit.

01:18:42.480 --> 01:18:44.880
I'm not drinking that bullshit.

01:18:44.880 --> 01:18:47.080
I've seen this video that I already liked it.

01:18:48.360 --> 01:18:50.680
It's like ginger ale and mango juice.

01:18:50.680 --> 01:18:53.320
Go, run and go, don't worry man.

01:18:53.320 --> 01:18:55.120
Oh my God.

01:18:55.120 --> 01:18:56.840
All right, what's the plan, Amateur?

01:18:56.840 --> 01:18:57.840
What's the plan?

01:18:57.840 --> 01:18:59.160
I can't see it.

01:18:59.160 --> 01:19:00.520
Hey, what's the plan?

01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:01.560
He all-

01:19:01.560 --> 01:19:04.440
They should just all spread out and fucking run.

01:19:04.440 --> 01:19:05.200
They did it out.

01:19:05.200 --> 01:19:07.680
So you'll talk about where you're going to go separately already?

01:19:07.680 --> 01:19:09.800
I'm going to the very far backwoods.

01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:11.440
Hey guys, guys, we're okay.

01:19:11.440 --> 01:19:12.640
Hey, we're going to go home.

01:19:12.640 --> 01:19:15.200
Hey, you guys got to pick up a plan while you're flying, Molden?

01:19:15.200 --> 01:19:16.000
This is a mess.

01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:16.560
Wait.

01:19:16.560 --> 01:19:17.440
Our team is a mess.

01:19:17.440 --> 01:19:18.640
They all have a plan.

01:19:18.640 --> 01:19:21.200
They are determined to be the ones that find this flare.

01:19:21.200 --> 01:19:22.560
They're on the furthest corner.

01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:24.640
You go towards the docks up on the way.

01:19:24.640 --> 01:19:26.920
Go find the flare!

01:19:26.920 --> 01:19:29.000
Do they know, like, they're looking for a table

01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:31.280
or do they think they're just going to find a flare on the ground?

01:19:31.560 --> 01:19:33.060
You got to get some water right there.

01:19:33.060 --> 01:19:37.060
What if the blue team finds it when you're getting water?

01:19:37.060 --> 01:19:39.060
Taking his time, which is fine.

01:19:39.060 --> 01:19:43.560
Surely the blue team's not going to be close.

01:19:43.560 --> 01:19:46.060
Right now, I'm actually really close to the border.

01:19:46.060 --> 01:19:47.060
I'm under the border.

01:19:47.060 --> 01:19:49.060
All right, I'm down here searching for the flare.

01:19:49.060 --> 01:19:50.560
I'm going to find it.

01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:51.560
I'll go find it.

01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:52.560
Oh, man.

01:19:52.560 --> 01:19:54.560
We are deep in the woods.

01:19:54.560 --> 01:19:55.560
All right, found his teammate.

01:19:55.560 --> 01:19:58.060
Nobody entered that back corner.

01:19:58.060 --> 01:19:59.560
But it doesn't mean they win.

01:19:59.560 --> 01:20:02.640
If they find the flare, they determine when the video ends.

01:20:02.640 --> 01:20:03.400
They went right.

01:20:03.400 --> 01:20:05.600
So if you're going to go that way, I'm going to go that way.

01:20:05.600 --> 01:20:10.160
I'm going to head down by the dock.

01:20:10.160 --> 01:20:11.800
If you're a red team, you find it,

01:20:11.800 --> 01:20:13.960
you instant shoot it because you have more people.

01:20:13.960 --> 01:20:15.400
You can literally see all around you here.

01:20:15.400 --> 01:20:16.440
Now you've just got to scan.

01:20:16.440 --> 01:20:17.840
Lick a smear.

01:20:17.840 --> 01:20:18.640
Come on.

01:20:18.640 --> 01:20:20.640
You know, I really want to find this flare.

01:20:20.640 --> 01:20:24.600
We're all so focused on finding this flare gun.

01:20:24.600 --> 01:20:26.400
I didn't have a cameraman following me,

01:20:26.400 --> 01:20:28.800
so maybe a sign on the mountain area.

01:20:29.560 --> 01:20:32.720
But I hope you find this player first.

01:20:32.720 --> 01:20:34.520
Oh my god, he's right next to that.

01:20:34.520 --> 01:20:35.800
How did you not see that?

01:20:35.800 --> 01:20:37.240
You know, man, I don't see it.

01:20:37.240 --> 01:20:38.800
Also, don't see it here.

01:20:38.800 --> 01:20:39.920
You see anything?

01:20:39.920 --> 01:20:40.800
Nope, not here.

01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:41.960
You're going to do high.

01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:42.760
I'm going to look out.

01:20:42.760 --> 01:20:44.200
Oh, I think I see it.

01:20:44.200 --> 01:20:45.040
Don't mess with me.

01:20:45.040 --> 01:20:45.960
I'm just scared.

01:20:45.960 --> 01:20:46.760
Oh, man.

01:20:46.760 --> 01:20:47.640
I think I hit pretty much everything.

01:20:47.640 --> 01:20:48.440
I don't.

01:20:48.440 --> 01:20:49.960
I think you can see it.

01:20:49.960 --> 01:20:50.960
Me too.

01:20:50.960 --> 01:20:52.380
Come on, find a fire.

01:20:52.380 --> 01:20:53.880
Don't find it!

01:20:53.880 --> 01:20:56.120
The horn is going off.

01:20:56.120 --> 01:20:57.800
Our team might have found it.

01:20:57.800 --> 01:21:00.280
Hopefully, they won't be coming with it.

01:21:00.280 --> 01:21:02.800
These contestants starting forest fire

01:21:02.800 --> 01:21:05.880
have spent the last 20 days in the woods losing teammates.

01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:07.160
We gotta get out of here.

01:21:07.160 --> 01:21:08.240
There's no joy in leaving.

01:21:08.240 --> 01:21:09.860
A lion's death is a loss.

01:21:09.860 --> 01:21:11.720
We're going to have to take it all away.

01:21:11.720 --> 01:21:13.520
We're going to have to get out of here.

01:21:13.520 --> 01:21:15.360
We're going to have to take it all away.

01:21:15.360 --> 01:21:17.040
We're going to have to take it all away.

01:21:17.040 --> 01:21:18.680
We're going to have to get out of here.

01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:19.960
We're going to have to take it all away.

01:21:19.960 --> 01:21:22.840
leaving alliances pushing themselves to their limits.

01:21:22.840 --> 01:21:24.320
They got the hell out of here.

01:21:24.320 --> 01:21:27.720
Wait, Tess, Tess spent the last 20 days in the woods.

01:21:27.720 --> 01:21:29.280
They always voice over.

01:21:29.280 --> 01:21:32.120
Do you realize, do you guys ever notice that?

01:21:32.120 --> 01:21:33.160
Like, that's not him.

01:21:33.160 --> 01:21:36.440
He's voicing over his actual voice.

01:21:36.440 --> 01:21:37.440
Losing teammates.

01:21:37.440 --> 01:21:38.440
He's coming.

01:21:38.440 --> 01:21:42.400
He's coming for this moment, right here.

01:21:42.400 --> 01:21:43.680
I got him, I got him!

01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:45.240
I got him, I got him!

01:21:45.240 --> 01:21:46.800
I got him, I got him, I got him!

01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:49.200
There's a sailor, I got him, I got him!

01:21:49.200 --> 01:21:50.200
I got it!

01:21:50.200 --> 01:21:51.200
Yes!

01:21:51.200 --> 01:21:52.200
Got it!

01:21:52.200 --> 01:21:53.200
Woo-hoo!

01:21:53.200 --> 01:21:54.200
Woo-hoo!

01:21:54.200 --> 01:21:55.200
Woo-hoo!

01:21:55.200 --> 01:21:56.200
Woo-hoo!

01:21:56.200 --> 01:21:57.200
You got it?

01:21:57.200 --> 01:21:59.200
Actually, there's a lot of blue players.

01:21:59.200 --> 01:22:00.200
Got it first.

01:22:00.200 --> 01:22:02.200
How many people do you think are left in the industry?

01:22:02.200 --> 01:22:03.200
90!

01:22:03.200 --> 01:22:05.200
I hope that they think, oh, well, we got this in the bag.

01:22:05.200 --> 01:22:08.200
I hope that they blow the player and we have more people.

01:22:08.200 --> 01:22:10.200
Is there any world where there's more than you?

01:22:10.200 --> 01:22:12.200
Maybe, but we don't think so.

01:22:12.200 --> 01:22:14.200
What if you waited till tomorrow?

01:22:14.200 --> 01:22:15.200
We waited 20 days.

01:22:15.200 --> 01:22:16.200
Yeah.

01:22:16.200 --> 01:22:23.960
I want blue team to lose so bad

01:22:36.080 --> 01:22:38.080
After their tide

01:22:46.200 --> 01:22:49.780
It's fucking lame, dude. What do they each get? Like 20 grand?

01:22:49.780 --> 01:22:55.200
Correct. There's 11 left on the blue team, but only 9 left on the red team.

01:22:55.200 --> 01:22:59.200
Blue team, you just won $250,000!

01:22:59.200 --> 01:23:01.700
Oh my god, they're going crazy!

01:23:01.700 --> 01:23:03.700
That's emotional, but...

01:23:03.700 --> 01:23:04.200
Um...

01:23:04.200 --> 01:23:05.200
22 each?

01:23:05.200 --> 01:23:07.200
What can I say? There's too much!

01:23:07.200 --> 01:23:08.700
And I'm just driving in this car.

01:23:08.700 --> 01:23:12.200
We're gonna give each of you $4,000 for spending time out here.

01:23:16.200 --> 01:23:27.320
How weird $4,000 when we were talking about that not a lot of money right Joe no

01:23:27.320 --> 01:23:35.440
I never said $4,000 wasn't a lot of money and so many people are fucking idiots and don't understand what I meant by life changing

01:23:35.440 --> 01:23:41.240
I meant like retirement money like you're like something that would be it you'd be able to get a house

01:23:41.240 --> 01:23:43.840
But the amount of people that are like four grand,

01:23:43.840 --> 01:23:46.080
you get four grand to a homeless guy,

01:23:46.080 --> 01:23:48.160
he could get an apartment.

01:23:48.160 --> 01:23:50.400
You've never rented an apartment in your entire life,

01:23:50.400 --> 01:23:53.480
dumbass, you realize you have to have proof of income, right?

01:23:53.480 --> 01:23:55.280
It's not just oh, I have 14 cash,

01:23:55.280 --> 01:23:57.600
you'll let me rent this apartment for fucking two months.

01:23:57.600 --> 01:24:00.960
You sign a six month contract, year long contract, like.

01:24:02.160 --> 01:24:05.440
They each are walking home with $22,000,

01:24:05.440 --> 01:24:07.680
whether you have skill or a bunch of resources,

01:24:07.680 --> 01:24:09.600
I think in the end the thing that matters the most

01:24:09.600 --> 01:24:10.800
is working together.

01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:13.440
Thank you guys for watching.

01:24:13.440 --> 01:24:14.800
Wow.

01:24:14.800 --> 01:24:18.200
I bet no one's happy about them winning.

01:24:21.700 --> 01:24:26.160
Calling those clown blue team experts is wild.

01:24:26.160 --> 01:24:28.400
Grocery store part two, vegetarian, who cares,

01:24:28.400 --> 01:24:29.880
was diabolical.

01:24:29.880 --> 01:24:31.880
That's for trying to prove they're better than the others.

01:24:31.880 --> 01:24:32.800
Absolutely ego driven.

01:24:32.800 --> 01:24:34.320
The amateurs were just enjoying the ride.

01:24:34.320 --> 01:24:35.320
Dude, that's what I'm saying.

01:24:35.320 --> 01:24:37.080
I feel like they're going to bring the amateurs back

01:24:37.080 --> 01:24:39.080
for a different video.

01:24:39.080 --> 01:24:40.080
That was a good bet, though.

01:24:40.080 --> 01:24:42.080
Thank you for the raid, bro

01:24:42.240 --> 01:24:44.240
Since even the sub super of the three

01:24:47.280 --> 01:24:52.440
If you were in this you can pick whoever to do it who would you pick fucking Luke from the opera boys

01:24:55.400 --> 01:24:58.980
Since he creamy and corruption for the sub your thank you for the three come to the brassica

01:24:58.980 --> 01:25:03.900
No, I don't even for the subs and over the three after three months finally made it through base of training for the army

01:25:03.900 --> 01:25:05.900
Well, thank you for your service, bro

01:25:05.900 --> 01:25:08.020
Uh, made really good memories, funny stories.

01:25:08.020 --> 01:25:12.260
I'm now in Missouri, class of start, uh, learn how to do my job.

01:25:12.740 --> 01:25:13.580
Well, good luck with that.

01:25:13.580 --> 01:25:15.420
Sorry, chat, please don't take that train.

01:25:15.460 --> 01:25:16.620
I, I cannot read.

01:25:17.300 --> 01:25:18.580
I cannot read right now.

01:25:19.340 --> 01:25:22.980
Anthproms, John, DND, Jake and Monarch, they give the five gift.

01:25:22.980 --> 01:25:24.020
It's Herb, take it for the 10 gift.

01:25:24.980 --> 01:25:29.220
Bub, Salty, Cree, game beyond, electric, Lee, Brown and I nice.

01:25:29.220 --> 01:25:30.660
They give the sub right for the sub chat.

01:25:30.700 --> 01:25:31.620
Give me like a minute.

01:25:31.620 --> 01:25:37.120
I'm gonna pass, and I also need to turn my fucking AC on because I'm sweating.

01:25:40.020 --> 01:25:41.020
Holy shit.

01:27:32.620 --> 01:27:41.180
Cart break dude if I hit a cart right now that would be bad bad

01:27:48.860 --> 01:27:50.860
Hold up

01:28:01.620 --> 01:28:12.180
I know you Joe I have to pee I'm gonna go secretly throw up you think I threw up in that time frame

01:28:21.540 --> 01:28:23.540
Oh my god

01:28:23.940 --> 01:28:28.260
TV a boy Andrew koala of the sub all right chat next video

01:28:28.260 --> 01:28:33.980
The worst punishments still used today

01:28:34.940 --> 01:28:38.220
Is this like torture? What do they mean by punishments?

01:28:38.540 --> 01:28:44.660
Like for prisoners or people that they're trying to like extract information out of the fuck is the wooden cane

01:28:46.260 --> 01:28:51.060
The worst punishment used at brazen bull, I don't think they use that anymore the worst punishment

01:28:51.060 --> 01:28:52.780
I don't think will be in this video

01:28:52.780 --> 01:28:57.940
But I know exists is I think it's in south of some South American countries if you steal

01:28:58.740 --> 01:29:01.420
It's not like government, but like locals will do it

01:29:01.420 --> 01:29:06.500
I've seen videos of it and it's fucking terrifying if you like get caught stealing you put both your hands like this

01:29:06.500 --> 01:29:08.500
They just shoot you through your hands

01:29:09.900 --> 01:29:14.420
So you'll see people with scars and like a bullet hole in their hand that means they were a thief

01:29:15.420 --> 01:29:21.660
Let's start with the bad and slowly work our way towards the stuff of nightmares number eight the wooden cane many countries

01:29:21.660 --> 01:29:24.160
Paws. Yo, what is-

01:29:26.820 --> 01:29:31.660
Treats today still punish criminals by tying them up and whipping them, but just to make matters worse.

01:29:31.660 --> 01:29:34.540
Tying them up and whipping them, what countries still whip people?

01:29:35.040 --> 01:29:40.260
Psst, it's often done in front of their peers and loved ones. In countries like Singapore criminals convicted of-

01:29:40.260 --> 01:29:42.160
They whip people in Singapore?

01:29:42.160 --> 01:29:49.940
I know you can get like put to death for having like a fairly slow amount of drugs in Singapore.

01:29:49.940 --> 01:29:55.540
That's why that one time, did you, uh, you ever see the video of Steve-O from Jackass?

01:29:55.540 --> 01:30:01.460
He swallowed a condom full of weed when he went into an airport and he shit it out in

01:30:01.460 --> 01:30:03.460
Singapore, I think.

01:30:03.460 --> 01:30:06.020
Ah, and then smoked it.

01:30:06.020 --> 01:30:08.460
And I'm like, you could like, die.

01:30:08.460 --> 01:30:11.300
Or not maybe get put to death for that little amount of weed, but like he could have been

01:30:11.300 --> 01:30:13.500
imprisoned for a long time.

01:30:13.500 --> 01:30:15.220
Filing crimes or vandalism can-

01:30:15.220 --> 01:30:18.300
Yeah, how did that not like fuck up his insides?

01:30:18.300 --> 01:30:26.380
be sentenced to judicial. It's life in prison. I'm googling this. What is the sentence for

01:30:26.380 --> 01:30:41.700
marijuana possession Singapore up to 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine. If you have

01:30:41.700 --> 01:30:50.820
a trafficking amount of 500 grams, it's a mandatory death penalty. Or life imprisonment

01:30:50.820 --> 01:30:51.820
with caning.

01:30:51.820 --> 01:31:02.620
Oh my god bro. Do they have like a guy whose job is to just cane people?

01:31:02.620 --> 01:31:06.660
The criminals vet over and has their ankles and wrists tightly strapped to a large wooden

01:31:06.660 --> 01:31:07.660
trestle.

01:31:07.660 --> 01:31:12.080
After the criminal becomes a piñata, the king is first soaked in water for a few hours,

01:31:12.080 --> 01:31:15.060
making it a lot more flexible and primed for whipping.

01:31:15.060 --> 01:31:18.980
The man who carries out the punishment is a highly trained officer, trained to deliver

01:31:18.980 --> 01:31:22.320
each strike with maximum force and precision.

01:31:22.320 --> 01:31:26.540
After each strike, there's a long pause, just to make sure the criminal feels every

01:31:26.540 --> 01:31:31.240
bit of pain that is humanly possible, before the next powerful strike is delivered.

01:31:31.240 --> 01:31:35.220
The severity of the crime dictates how many strikes the criminal receives, but it can

01:31:35.220 --> 01:31:37.260
be as many as 24.

01:31:37.260 --> 01:31:40.500
are 24 strikes. What are you

01:31:40.500 --> 01:31:44.100
struggling with? I was going to say you would start profusely bleeding.

01:31:45.780 --> 01:31:50.380
But it can be as many as 24. Criminals are typically left bleeding with deep wounds

01:31:50.380 --> 01:31:53.700
and permanent scarring, leaving them with their life. Yeah, what else are they

01:31:53.700 --> 01:31:57.660
caning you for? You think you can for like lawyering?

01:32:00.260 --> 01:32:06.500
What what crimes results in caning in Singapore?

01:32:07.260 --> 01:32:21.340
Vandalization, robbery, robbery, property offenses, weapon and explosive offenses, so pretty heavy

01:32:21.340 --> 01:32:24.080
crimes.

01:32:24.080 --> 01:32:25.580
Pretty heavy crimes.

01:32:25.580 --> 01:32:29.380
But they came you once and then you just get thrown in jail.

01:32:29.380 --> 01:32:32.540
It's a long reminder of the hellish punishment they once received.

01:32:32.540 --> 01:32:37.500
Number seven, Robert E, Robert E, I stuttered, Robert E, Robert E, oh my god, white room torture.

01:32:38.780 --> 01:32:39.820
Where do they do this?

01:32:39.820 --> 01:32:40.320
Room.

01:32:40.320 --> 01:32:42.620
There's a room so terrifying that it strikes-

01:32:42.620 --> 01:32:45.260
That's like actually one of the worst ways.

01:32:45.260 --> 01:32:51.500
It's not like one of the worst torture methods physically, but getting put in a white room, you go insane in like three days.

01:32:51.500 --> 01:32:54.060
It strikes fear into even the most hardened criminals.

01:32:54.060 --> 01:32:56.540
It's simply known as the white room.

01:32:56.540 --> 01:33:00.780
Inside Evan Prison in Iran, there's a small all-white isolation cell

01:33:00.780 --> 01:33:03.580
where the bright overhead lights never turn off.

01:33:03.580 --> 01:33:04.380
And all of a sudden-

01:33:04.380 --> 01:33:06.460
Really, yeah, dude, Vsauce did a video

01:33:07.340 --> 01:33:09.340
where he got trapped in white room

01:33:09.340 --> 01:33:11.660
or in a white room, like simulate white room torture

01:33:11.660 --> 01:33:14.940
for like three days, immediately lost track of time

01:33:14.940 --> 01:33:17.100
because the lights are always on, you're in a white room.

01:33:17.100 --> 01:33:19.180
You don't interact with anything but white stuff

01:33:19.180 --> 01:33:20.940
and your food generally is white as well.

01:33:21.980 --> 01:33:23.740
It's like sensory deprivation,

01:33:23.740 --> 01:33:27.420
but like to an extreme level that you start like hallucinating

01:33:29.100 --> 01:33:30.300
almost instantly.

01:33:30.300 --> 01:33:33.980
Like, if you get thrown in a white room within a day, you're gonna fucking lose your mind.

01:33:33.980 --> 01:33:37.660
Not like to the point of, oh, you're permanently insane.

01:33:37.660 --> 01:33:41.420
But you're gonna, like, if you were stuck in there for like two weeks, you're fucked.

01:33:41.420 --> 01:33:44.700
Bad noise and human contact cease to exist.

01:33:44.700 --> 01:33:47.820
This punishment begins with the criminal being dressed in all white,

01:33:47.820 --> 01:33:51.580
before being thrown into a completely soundproof, all-white cell.

01:33:51.580 --> 01:33:53.260
The bed, walls, floor-

01:33:53.820 --> 01:33:56.220
Sorry, YouTube frogs, I'm hungover.

01:33:57.260 --> 01:33:58.620
How do you take my shirt off, dude?

01:33:58.620 --> 01:33:59.660
I'm like sweating, man.

01:34:00.300 --> 01:34:04.740
This is, this is, this is next level, dude.

01:34:04.740 --> 01:34:07.420
My body is radiating heat right now.

01:34:07.420 --> 01:34:11.420
Horses and even the plate and food they receive are all white,

01:34:11.420 --> 01:34:13.080
but it gets even worse.

01:34:13.080 --> 01:34:15.220
The guards outside the cell were cushioned shoes

01:34:15.220 --> 01:34:16.580
to silence their steps.

01:34:16.580 --> 01:34:19.240
Ensuring the prisoner never hears a single sound

01:34:19.240 --> 01:34:20.580
from the outside world.

01:34:20.580 --> 01:34:21.940
You see the color white.

01:34:21.940 --> 01:34:23.620
But what are they doing this for?

01:34:23.620 --> 01:34:26.420
Like what crime would you have to have committed

01:34:26.420 --> 01:34:30.420
for them to throw you in a white room cell.

01:34:30.420 --> 01:34:31.620
Wasn't chosen at random.

01:34:31.620 --> 01:34:32.980
Like terrorism?

01:34:32.980 --> 01:34:34.740
Like murder?

01:34:34.740 --> 01:34:36.740
I feel like it's gotta be even like murderers

01:34:36.740 --> 01:34:38.500
just get thrown in jail usually.

01:34:38.500 --> 01:34:39.540
White eliminates con-

01:34:39.540 --> 01:34:40.380
Present.

01:34:40.380 --> 01:34:42.660
Trash, depth and visual reference points.

01:34:42.660 --> 01:34:44.840
And since the brain doesn't get any stimulation

01:34:44.840 --> 01:34:48.020
from the outside world, it begins to create its own.

01:34:48.020 --> 01:34:51.060
Tormenting the prisoner by spawning in vivid hallucination

01:34:51.060 --> 01:34:53.380
and noises that are not really there.

01:34:53.380 --> 01:34:55.180
And because the lights never turn off,

01:34:55.180 --> 01:34:57.140
Prisoners lose their sense of time,

01:34:57.140 --> 01:34:59.500
not knowing whether it's been days, weeks,

01:34:59.500 --> 01:35:01.300
or even months that have gone by.

01:35:01.300 --> 01:35:03.060
Yeah, it's usually like,

01:35:03.060 --> 01:35:05.420
if you watch the, it's a really good Vsauce video,

01:35:05.420 --> 01:35:07.820
by the way, you should definitely watch it if you haven't.

01:35:07.820 --> 01:35:11.220
But the problem is, you're stuck in this white room,

01:35:11.220 --> 01:35:12.660
there's no windows.

01:35:12.660 --> 01:35:15.500
You, and you could say this about prison in general,

01:35:15.500 --> 01:35:18.460
but like, because you have no contact, no clocks, nothing.

01:35:18.460 --> 01:35:20.960
You fall asleep, wake up.

01:35:20.960 --> 01:35:23.740
You could have been asleep an hour, five hours,

01:35:23.740 --> 01:35:25.460
eight hours, 12 hours.

01:35:25.780 --> 01:35:30.620
And so like instantly the second you go, you go to bed, you've already lost track

01:35:30.620 --> 01:35:36.020
of time. Uh, so there was a moment where like he goes in, you know, at a regular,

01:35:36.420 --> 01:35:41.020
you know, clock time, like he's going in at like, you know, say noon, he's on a

01:35:41.020 --> 01:35:44.500
regular sleep schedule. By the end of it, he was only in there like four days.

01:35:44.700 --> 01:35:47.700
He was up at like four in the morning thinking it was like three in the

01:35:47.700 --> 01:35:52.140
afternoon, like literally exact opposite schedules.

01:35:52.140 --> 01:36:01.140
There have been reports of prisoners remaining in the cell for up to eight months, with some claiming that even after leaving, they have never been the same since.

01:36:01.140 --> 01:36:10.140
Number 6. Amputation. Amputations are still used in countries like Iran, Yemen, Nigeria, and Saudi Arabia, and are typically reserved for thieves.

01:36:10.140 --> 01:36:18.140
For example, they'll cut off your hands? I knew about the shit with the bullet in South America where they'll shoot you.

01:36:18.140 --> 01:36:21.340
They cut off your fucking hands?

01:36:21.340 --> 01:36:22.840
Oh my god!

01:36:22.840 --> 01:36:32.140
In Saudi Arabia, thieves can still be punished by amputation of the hand, while armed robbers receive a little extra, having their hand and the opposite foot amputated.

01:36:32.140 --> 01:36:33.140
Now, before you-

01:36:33.140 --> 01:36:35.140
Daaamn!

01:36:36.140 --> 01:36:38.140
That sucks!

01:36:38.140 --> 01:36:41.640
Like, that's worse than, like, five years in prison.

01:36:41.640 --> 01:36:44.140
Like, they're just chopping off your body parts?

01:36:44.140 --> 01:36:46.640
Get the wrong idea. These countries-

01:36:46.640 --> 01:36:48.160
You still have to serve jail time

01:36:48.160 --> 01:36:50.640
or do they just chop your hand off and then you walk?

01:36:50.640 --> 01:36:52.960
Do sometimes take it easy on criminals

01:36:52.960 --> 01:36:55.560
and just amputate the fingers instead.

01:36:55.560 --> 01:36:57.080
That's not really doing much anyway.

01:36:57.080 --> 01:36:59.640
I mean, okay, now you got a pump, you got a nub.

01:36:59.640 --> 01:37:02.040
You know, you cut your fingers off.

01:37:02.040 --> 01:37:04.360
I mean, it's not really helpful.

01:37:04.360 --> 01:37:06.960
I mean, you still have a palm, I guess.

01:37:06.960 --> 01:37:08.720
Like you could grab things.

01:37:09.600 --> 01:37:10.840
Like if you had no fingers,

01:37:10.840 --> 01:37:14.160
you'd still be able to like, I guess grasp stuff

01:37:14.160 --> 01:37:16.040
because you still have a wrist.

01:37:16.040 --> 01:37:18.060
which is exactly what is done in Iran.

01:37:18.060 --> 01:37:20.660
In 2025 alone, at least three thieves

01:37:20.660 --> 01:37:22.940
had the fingers on their right hands amputated.

01:37:22.940 --> 01:37:24.900
The punishment uses a guillotine style.

01:37:24.900 --> 01:37:27.500
I'd be begging for them to chop off my left fingers, dude.

01:37:27.500 --> 01:37:30.420
Holy, what's your dominant hand?

01:37:30.420 --> 01:37:31.740
My left, my left.

01:37:31.740 --> 01:37:34.260
Machine, just a lot smaller.

01:37:34.260 --> 01:37:37.500
Here, prisoners are blindfolded, handcuffed, and restrained.

01:37:37.500 --> 01:37:40.420
The hand is tied in place with the fingers pointing out.

01:37:40.420 --> 01:37:42.020
As soon as the sign is given,

01:37:42.020 --> 01:37:43.260
actually, I don't know.

01:37:43.260 --> 01:37:47.260
Gaming-wise, would I rather lose my left hand or my right hand?

01:37:49.500 --> 01:37:51.700
Life-wise, losing my right hand would be worse,

01:37:51.700 --> 01:37:54.740
because I'm right-handed, but like, I got a WASD,

01:37:54.740 --> 01:37:56.700
you gotta use a keyboard.

01:37:56.700 --> 01:37:59.060
Wait, do left-handed people?

01:37:59.060 --> 01:38:03.140
Wait, wait, I've never actually thought about this.

01:38:03.140 --> 01:38:08.140
A keyboard's made for right-handed people.

01:38:08.140 --> 01:38:14.620
If you're left-handed do you use the mouse with your left hand?

01:38:16.820 --> 01:38:24.460
No, I feel like all gamers still use but that would be really weird, right?

01:38:30.240 --> 01:38:36.420
We don't know but that would be really weird though to have to control a mouse with my non-dominant hand

01:38:36.420 --> 01:38:38.420
Like, I don't think I could do that.

01:38:38.420 --> 01:38:41.420
But I think even if you're left-handed,

01:38:41.420 --> 01:38:45.420
if you've grown up always using a mouse on your right hand,

01:38:45.420 --> 01:38:49.420
it's normal. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right, Todd. You're right.

01:38:49.420 --> 01:38:51.420
Because you're like five years old, first time you use a fucking computer,

01:38:51.420 --> 01:38:54.420
you're in computer class, you use a mouse on your right hand, so it's normal.

01:38:54.420 --> 01:38:55.420
The lever is released.

01:38:55.420 --> 01:38:56.420
That's true.

01:38:56.420 --> 01:38:59.420
And the blade slams down on the person's hand,

01:38:59.420 --> 01:39:01.420
easily removing the criminal's fingers.

01:39:01.420 --> 01:39:03.420
They are then quickly stitched up if they're lucky,

01:39:03.420 --> 01:39:07.260
if they're lucky and sent back to their prison cells to walk it off.

01:39:07.260 --> 01:39:11.740
Oh my god so they still have to serve time. Castration?

01:39:11.740 --> 01:39:13.820
Five. Castration. In...

01:39:13.820 --> 01:39:17.020
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

01:39:17.020 --> 01:39:22.380
Medical castration or chemical castration are literally chopping people's nuts off.

01:39:22.380 --> 01:39:25.660
I can't imagine a dick with no balls.

01:39:25.660 --> 01:39:29.180
Could you imagine a dick with no balls? It would just be like a snake.

01:39:29.180 --> 01:39:32.620
It'd be like a shaft with nothing there.

01:39:32.620 --> 01:39:34.060
That would be really...

01:39:34.060 --> 01:39:35.260
Countries like South Korea

01:39:35.260 --> 01:39:36.220
Be really weird

01:39:36.220 --> 01:39:38.060
Poland and Indonesia

01:39:38.060 --> 01:39:39.180
It'd be like a dildo?

01:39:39.180 --> 01:39:40.540
Dildos tend to have nuts

01:39:42.060 --> 01:39:44.700
Anyone who's convicted of being inappropriate with children

01:39:44.700 --> 01:39:45.260
Look it up

01:39:45.260 --> 01:39:46.540
I don't think I'm gonna look that up

01:39:46.540 --> 01:39:48.860
And be sentenced to chemical castration

01:39:48.860 --> 01:39:49.580
This punishment

01:39:49.580 --> 01:39:52.540
Okay, so they're not chopping your balls off

01:39:52.540 --> 01:39:54.460
They're giving you something that makes it so

01:39:55.180 --> 01:39:56.380
You can't reproduce

01:39:56.380 --> 01:39:59.500
And typically begins after the criminal has served their sentence

01:39:59.500 --> 01:40:02.220
And right before they are set to be released from prison

01:40:02.220 --> 01:40:06.940
where they will receive the first of many injections to drastically lower their testosterone

01:40:06.940 --> 01:40:13.180
and libido. The more severe the crime, the longer the castration period. Now being injected so often

01:40:13.180 --> 01:40:18.940
does carry some side effects. But realistically, nobody cares. But in countries like the Czech

01:40:18.940 --> 01:40:23.740
Republic, castration is taken even further. High-risk criminals who continue committing

01:40:23.740 --> 01:40:30.700
heinous crimes can be permanently castrated. From 2000 to 2016, over 84 surgical castrations

01:40:30.700 --> 01:40:35.580
were carried out, but in recent years the numbers have plummeted. After heavy international pressure,

01:40:35.580 --> 01:40:41.500
the law was changed. Well, if you don't have nuts, does your dick still get hard?

01:40:43.500 --> 01:40:50.060
No. No, right? Because you would have no, especially if you're chemically castrated.

01:40:50.060 --> 01:40:55.980
No, if you're chemically castrated, your testosterone's low. It would be a rectile dysfunction.

01:40:55.980 --> 01:41:02.480
If you have no testosterone, you're not getting hard because you're not getting a rat. I got to Google this.

01:41:05.480 --> 01:41:11.480
If you don't have balls, will your dick still get hard? Question mark?

01:41:14.480 --> 01:41:19.980
Yeah, it's possible, but it's a lot harder while single testicle produces enough testosterone to maintain a rectile function,

01:41:19.980 --> 01:41:25.980
removing both testicles, significantly drops testosterone, often causing low sex drive and erectile dysfunction.

01:41:25.980 --> 01:41:27.980
Bang! So I was kind of half right.

01:41:30.980 --> 01:41:32.980
Furious Pete has one ball.

01:41:32.980 --> 01:41:34.980
Today, they still perform permanent castrations.

01:41:34.980 --> 01:41:37.980
I remember that. I remember that.

01:41:37.980 --> 01:41:39.980
I remember you swatched Furious Pete all the time, he'd go,

01:41:39.980 --> 01:41:43.980
and they cut off one of my balls. He had testicular cancer.

01:41:43.980 --> 01:41:45.980
But are now only given to criminals who've all-

01:41:45.980 --> 01:41:47.980
A lot of people have one nut though.

01:41:47.980 --> 01:41:56.560
4. An eye for an eye. In Iran, the victim or their family can request an equivalent punishment

01:41:56.560 --> 01:42:01.760
for their attacker. This means they can request a life for a life, an injury for an injury,

01:42:01.760 --> 01:42:06.780
or in this case, an eye for an eye. The act of blinding someone as a form of punishment

01:42:06.780 --> 01:42:10.000
has been carried out a few times in recent years, with the most r-

01:42:10.000 --> 01:42:13.680
Getting chemically castrated or having them take my eye out.

01:42:22.400 --> 01:42:23.120
I don't know.

01:42:23.920 --> 01:42:26.240
Recent three cases occurring in 20-

01:42:26.240 --> 01:42:28.800
I need to see while they only take one eye.

01:42:28.800 --> 01:42:32.720
In 2022, surprisingly many of the cases were very similar.

01:42:32.720 --> 01:42:36.800
A person for one reason or another decided to throw acid on someone,

01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:39.440
causing the innocent person to lose their eyesight.

01:42:39.440 --> 01:42:43.760
The victim or their family can then legally request the same punishment for the attacker.

01:42:43.760 --> 01:42:48.560
It all begins with the person being restrained and having their eyes or eyes held open.

01:42:48.560 --> 01:42:52.240
Acid is then dropped into the eyes, permanently blinding them.

01:42:52.240 --> 01:42:57.520
The drops are administered by authorities, but the victim can request to do it themselves.

01:42:57.520 --> 01:43:01.920
Well, as long as they can still see, the injury is then verified by authorities

01:43:01.920 --> 01:43:05.680
and the attacker is sent back to prison to serve the remainder of their sentence.

01:43:05.680 --> 01:43:12.400
Number three pushed off a cliff. This is one of the most disturbing and strangest punishments in the world in Iran

01:43:12.560 --> 01:43:16.240
Criminals can still be set. Is it okay? Why are all of these in Iran?

01:43:17.280 --> 01:43:22.640
Why are all why is every why in every in every single one? He goes in Iran

01:43:23.280 --> 01:43:26.160
In Iran, man. Here we go. Jesus Christ. I

01:43:26.720 --> 01:43:32.800
I I was gonna say this isn't even a punishment. This would just kill you and tends to be thrown from a height now

01:43:33.200 --> 01:43:35.600
Get thrown to your death. That's what a punishment

01:43:35.680 --> 01:43:37.180
You're dead.

01:43:37.180 --> 01:43:40.580
Well, as bad as that sounds, it only gets worse.

01:43:40.580 --> 01:43:44.840
Here, the criminal's taken to the top of a cliff and placed inside a sack.

01:43:44.840 --> 01:43:50.080
The sack is tightly sealed, and both the sack and the criminal are thrown off the cliff.

01:43:50.080 --> 01:43:51.240
But here's the twist.

01:43:51.240 --> 01:43:55.200
In the extremely unlikely event that the man survives the fall, he would then be freed

01:43:55.200 --> 01:43:56.600
from the sack.

01:43:56.600 --> 01:43:57.600
Only to be hanged instead.

01:43:57.600 --> 01:43:58.600
Wow.

01:43:58.600 --> 01:44:00.480
A few men in recent years have been sentenced to-

01:44:00.480 --> 01:44:02.680
I feel like you gotta let him slide.

01:44:02.680 --> 01:44:06.200
I liked that old medieval rule they had where if you were like,

01:44:07.120 --> 01:44:10.620
if you were stuck to a like one of those wheels that you're going to get like

01:44:10.620 --> 01:44:15.260
tortured to death on and it broke, it was like a sign of God and they let you go.

01:44:15.500 --> 01:44:19.720
You know, I feel like that's cool where it's like, you're going to be put to death

01:44:19.740 --> 01:44:23.620
and then like you don't die and they go, okay, nevermind, you get to live.

01:44:23.860 --> 01:44:25.840
Like receive this pun.

01:44:25.880 --> 01:44:29.520
I'm not saying it's necessarily a sign of God, but I'm like, you know,

01:44:29.520 --> 01:44:36.140
If you get thrown in a potato sack off a cliff and you live and then they fucking hang you like

01:44:36.140 --> 01:44:42.160
I mean, what a fucking shit. What a shit hand, you know what I mean? Like, oh my god

01:44:42.160 --> 01:44:45.740
I mean, obviously, I don't know what you did to be put in the sack, but either way

01:44:45.740 --> 01:44:48.960
It's like oh my god. Thank fuck I lived and you're dead anyway

01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:52.580
This man one man in 2002 and two in 2008

01:44:52.580 --> 01:44:57.720
The punishment is incredibly rare and is only given to those who commit truly heinous crimes

01:44:57.720 --> 01:45:01.480
Even though these three men were sentenced by a judge to be thrown off a cliff,

01:45:01.480 --> 01:45:08.400
I can't a hundred percent confirm they were actually thrown since I ran ranks amongst the most heavily censored countries in the world and

01:45:08.900 --> 01:45:15.400
This information is not easy to come by either way. The punishment is incredibly terrifying and not one you would ever want to receive

01:45:15.640 --> 01:45:23.060
Number two capital punishment now. I could bore you and walk you through all I mean what capital punishment the one

01:45:23.060 --> 01:45:25.740
Oh my god, where do they do that? Is it in Japan?

01:45:25.740 --> 01:45:32.300
somewhere in Asia they they'll still shoot you but they'll shoot you in the

01:45:32.300 --> 01:45:36.660
back of the head and they'll make you open your mouth so the bull so you can

01:45:36.660 --> 01:45:40.140
stop a regular funeral because if you close your mouth and they shoot you in

01:45:40.140 --> 01:45:44.420
the back of the head your fucking face gets fucked up but they'll make you open

01:45:44.420 --> 01:45:48.540
your mouth they'll shoot you right here the bull goes through and you're dead

01:45:48.540 --> 01:45:52.820
why so if you cuz if your mouth close it's gonna burst through your hole it's

01:45:52.820 --> 01:45:58.900
to fuck up your whole jaw, your teeth, everything, and then you can't have like a regular viewing funeral.

01:45:58.900 --> 01:46:03.300
All the standard capital punishments that are used around the world, like lethal injection.

01:46:03.300 --> 01:46:09.140
Probably North Sentinel Island. North Sentinel Island doesn't have a government. They're a tribal

01:46:10.020 --> 01:46:18.180
island nation of people that have no contact with modern civilization. They don't have guns.

01:46:18.180 --> 01:46:24.780
Firing squads, the electric chair, and hangings, but instead, I'm going to cover some of the

01:46:24.780 --> 01:46:29.480
most strange and terrifying variations of these executions that are still used in parts

01:46:29.480 --> 01:46:30.480
of the world.

01:46:30.480 --> 01:46:32.480
In Saudi Arabia, criminals who commit-

01:46:32.480 --> 01:46:37.420
Dude, facing a firing squad is fucking brutal.

01:46:37.420 --> 01:46:39.560
Electric chair is definitely worse.

01:46:39.560 --> 01:46:44.780
But having to stand there and look at like a wall of people pointing guns at you and

01:46:44.780 --> 01:46:46.700
you're just like, alright, last words.

01:46:46.700 --> 01:46:51.460
or drug-related crimes can still be sentenced to be beheaded with the sword.

01:46:51.460 --> 01:46:55.320
Here the criminal is kneeling on the floor with their arms tied behind their back.

01:46:55.320 --> 01:46:59.860
Their head is then leaned forward as the person trembles and waits for the executioner to

01:46:59.860 --> 01:47:00.860
strike.

01:47:00.860 --> 01:47:04.900
As soon as- Wait, we- there's still people that get beheaded?

01:47:04.900 --> 01:47:10.300
But the sword leaned forward as the person trembles and waits for the executioner to strike.

01:47:10.300 --> 01:47:15.420
As soon as the signal is given, the executioner swings with all their might and hopefully removes

01:47:15.420 --> 01:47:20.500
the head on the first go. Of course. Bro, the worst is when you learn about the guillotine

01:47:20.500 --> 01:47:25.660
and that when it wasn't sharp enough, they'd sometimes have to do multiple pulls. So they

01:47:25.660 --> 01:47:32.180
pull it, it would come down. Normally like the first 10 guys clean off and then you're

01:47:32.180 --> 01:47:37.500
up and it's dull now. So it comes down and it half cuts your fucking head off. You're

01:47:37.500 --> 01:47:43.380
still alive. They got to do it again. This is all done in front of a crowd ensuring they

01:47:43.380 --> 01:47:46.500
They get punished with multiple pulls is the most entertaining though.

01:47:46.500 --> 01:47:50.540
Why are you watching guillotine executions for entertainment?

01:47:50.540 --> 01:47:52.100
I think that's part of the problem here.

01:47:52.100 --> 01:47:53.100
Why are you shirtless?

01:47:53.100 --> 01:47:55.140
I'm hungover and I'm really overheated.

01:47:55.140 --> 01:47:58.140
And when I was wearing the shirt, it was making me more nauseous.

01:47:58.140 --> 01:47:59.900
Severe PTSD as well.

01:47:59.900 --> 01:48:00.900
Then there's China.

01:48:00.900 --> 01:48:04.500
I wish I could sit in like a cold bath right now.

01:48:04.500 --> 01:48:06.220
That would be, oh my God.

01:48:06.220 --> 01:48:11.420
China, where execution bands deliver lethal injections directly to a person's front door.

01:48:11.420 --> 01:48:13.420
Jynxie wants to go to Diamond Gym.

01:48:15.420 --> 01:48:18.420
Do a bath stream. I'm not doing a bath stream.

01:48:22.420 --> 01:48:23.420
Where is Diamond Gym?

01:48:23.420 --> 01:48:25.420
I will. Criminals are apprehended.

01:48:25.420 --> 01:48:26.420
That in New Jersey?

01:48:26.420 --> 01:48:29.420
And placed inside the van. They are then quickly strapped down.

01:48:29.420 --> 01:48:33.420
Y'all up, Junko? Junko watching? I'm really hung over right now.

01:48:34.420 --> 01:48:39.420
And given a lethal cocktail injection, it's estimated that around 8,000 people have been-

01:48:39.420 --> 01:48:41.420
people have been. JC, would you

01:48:41.420 --> 01:48:43.420
rather lose one of your eyes or

01:48:43.420 --> 01:48:45.420
both of your balls? What are

01:48:45.420 --> 01:48:47.420
you talking about?

01:48:47.420 --> 01:48:49.420
See his answer.

01:48:51.420 --> 01:48:53.420
What are you talking about?

01:48:53.420 --> 01:48:55.420
When I rather lose one of my eyes or both of my balls.

01:48:55.420 --> 01:48:57.420
Oh my god.

01:49:01.420 --> 01:49:03.420
Ah, fuck.

01:49:03.420 --> 01:49:05.420
One of my eyes or both of my balls.

01:49:05.420 --> 01:49:12.420
I'm gonna call you really quick both of his balls.

01:49:12.420 --> 01:49:15.420
What he's calling me?

01:49:15.420 --> 01:49:16.420
Hello?

01:49:16.420 --> 01:49:20.420
So Joe, you stay in Jersey, right?

01:49:20.420 --> 01:49:21.420
Yeah.

01:49:21.420 --> 01:49:27.420
So Joe, have you heard of a place by the name of Diamond Jim?

01:49:27.420 --> 01:49:30.420
Yeah, you're you want to go there?

01:49:30.420 --> 01:49:37.420
Well, I was thinking about going, like, do you think you would want to, like, go with me?

01:49:37.420 --> 01:49:43.420
Uh, potentially the only thing is, like, they're going to fucking eat you alive there, man, you realize that, right?

01:49:43.420 --> 01:49:52.420
Like, even, like, guys that work out there that are, you know, influencers, like, Lex Little,

01:49:52.420 --> 01:49:59.420
and, like, other people that are, like, actually, like, full on jacked, get, like, so, like, it's brutal.

01:49:59.420 --> 01:50:02.340
It's brutal from what I've seen.

01:50:02.340 --> 01:50:05.860
So is there a way I could fill out like a Google Doc

01:50:05.860 --> 01:50:08.420
and be like, hey, guys, this is what I'm comfortable with.

01:50:08.420 --> 01:50:09.340
This is what I'm not.

01:50:09.340 --> 01:50:11.100
Guys, also.

01:50:11.100 --> 01:50:12.740
They are not listening to that shit.

01:50:12.740 --> 01:50:14.900
But you got to fill out a Google Doc saying,

01:50:14.900 --> 01:50:17.900
oh, so can you guys go easy on me?

01:50:17.900 --> 01:50:18.780
OK, OK.

01:50:18.780 --> 01:50:22.100
Well, Joe, I might go to this, though.

01:50:22.100 --> 01:50:25.860
So just letting you know, if I die in there, Joe,

01:50:25.860 --> 01:50:27.940
if I die in there, I love you, Joe.

01:50:27.940 --> 01:50:33.940
Yeah, let me know when you're going if I'm able to odd pop out

01:50:40.300 --> 01:50:46.940
Dude look up look up what yeah, no wait you were just on that one video like look up diamond Jim on YouTube

01:50:51.180 --> 01:50:53.180
Just like diamond Jim

01:50:53.180 --> 01:50:59.300
Which one you can look at Dime of Jim will yeah, will will did a did a really good one

01:50:59.780 --> 01:51:04.140
Tennessee, I know Lex little they didn't let him drink water for like three hours

01:51:15.500 --> 01:51:17.500
Yeah

01:51:23.180 --> 01:51:31.560
bro chat is it possible to actually die of exhaustion like legitimately yes yes

01:51:31.560 --> 01:51:37.660
you could die of exhaustion oh my god okay okay well maybe I see water and maybe

01:51:37.660 --> 01:51:46.520
rest but we'll see bro yeah I'll let you know I will let you know bro let me

01:51:46.520 --> 01:51:48.520
Have a good rest of your stream

01:51:50.400 --> 01:51:52.400
W JNC, bro

01:52:00.880 --> 01:52:07.320
Jack Joe is shirtless with a chain on dude like I mean, I don't know I'm slightly erect

01:52:11.000 --> 01:52:12.840
By the way, this guy looks gigantic

01:52:12.840 --> 01:52:15.760
I've been looking at his father get all the guys that died in general huge

01:52:15.760 --> 01:52:18.080
I feel like I'll just get pissed off, bro.

01:52:18.080 --> 01:52:20.440
Working out there, somebody screaming at you the whole time,

01:52:20.440 --> 01:52:21.720
I'd be like, oh, shut up.

01:52:21.720 --> 01:52:22.720
Can I just be honest?

01:52:25.400 --> 01:52:27.400
Is he on Royce?

01:52:27.400 --> 01:52:30.280
Like, I've never even seen traps like that.

01:52:30.280 --> 01:52:33.720
You could park a fucking bus on his trapezoid.

01:52:33.720 --> 01:52:35.280
Brother, it's he on Royce.

01:52:35.280 --> 01:52:36.480
All right, walk back in.

01:52:38.920 --> 01:52:40.840
Executed in one of these vans,

01:52:40.840 --> 01:52:43.080
but the real number remains a mystery

01:52:43.080 --> 01:52:45.440
since the program is covered in secrecy.

01:52:45.440 --> 01:52:53.940
Then there's hanging executions. Some countries still use the more humane method, the long drop, which instantly breaks the neck and causes unconsciousness.

01:52:53.940 --> 01:53:02.940
This method obviously requires a math formula to get right. To sort of a fall, the neck remains intact, and the person hangs there and slowly chokes.

01:53:02.940 --> 01:53:06.940
To long of a fall, and it becomes a beheading. And a very mess-

01:53:06.940 --> 01:53:11.940
Why is that math- oh, yeah, because it's, uh, messy. I was gonna say, why does that matter? That either way.

01:53:11.940 --> 01:53:16.160
See an annoying cleanup, but in countries like Iran the math problem

01:53:17.660 --> 01:53:22.780
Is simply tossed in the trash and instead they use a method called the short drop

01:53:22.780 --> 01:53:26.540
Which is a lot short drop any joke today or cruel and vicious

01:53:26.620 --> 01:53:29.820
But hey, at least no one could ever say they're bad at math

01:53:30.140 --> 01:53:36.820
Here the criminal is rigged to a crane with their arms tied behind their back and is then slowly lifted a few inches off the floor

01:53:36.820 --> 01:53:44.660
As the criminal panics and kicks the rope tight ends and eventually within minutes the person passes out and stops moving

01:53:45.060 --> 01:53:48.780
Number one stone. Oh my god. No stoning is the worst

01:53:49.460 --> 01:53:54.920
Stoning's the worst bro. I've been saying now. How long does how long are you alive for a stoning?

01:53:55.660 --> 01:54:00.300
You know, I think if you're getting stoned to death and you're buried you're buried on the ground

01:54:00.300 --> 01:54:04.000
You're really hoping you just got show you Tony in the crowd there, you know

01:54:04.000 --> 01:54:09.920
You know, you're, I'm hoping some dude throws a piss missile with a fucking rock and just

01:54:09.920 --> 01:54:16.680
instant kills me, like if you're getting stoned to death and it's a bunch of like weak people

01:54:16.680 --> 01:54:21.440
or they're inaccurate, you're just getting hit with rocks for fucking 20 minutes.

01:54:21.440 --> 01:54:26.920
To death, easily the harshest and most cruel punishment in the world has to be stoning.

01:54:26.920 --> 01:54:30.960
This punishment has occurred in Nigeria, Somalia, and Iran in recent years.

01:54:30.960 --> 01:54:33.520
Oh my god, bro!

01:54:34.020 --> 01:54:38.840
With Iran being the only country where stoning still exists in law as a punishment.

01:54:38.840 --> 01:54:39.900
Oh my god.

01:54:40.100 --> 01:54:42.540
No, like this is actually fucking unreal.

01:54:42.540 --> 01:54:47.640
For adultery, the most recent uses of this punishment actually came from angry moms in Nigeria.

01:54:47.760 --> 01:54:49.040
Wait for adultery.

01:54:54.660 --> 01:54:56.000
That's when you cheat, right?

01:54:56.000 --> 01:55:03.000
You get stoned to death for cheating.

01:55:03.000 --> 01:55:13.000
Like, I'm not saying cheating, you know, there shouldn't be any, I'm not saying you should

01:55:13.000 --> 01:55:19.000
be like, oh let off free for that, but like, stoned to death?

01:55:19.000 --> 01:55:25.520
In 2020 and 2022, and before that, a militia group in Somalia in 2014 and 2018.

01:55:25.520 --> 01:55:27.720
I'll quickly cover these before I move on to Iran.

01:55:27.720 --> 01:55:29.240
It's only for women.

01:55:29.240 --> 01:55:30.840
Oh my God.

01:55:31.880 --> 01:55:33.560
In both cases in Somalia,

01:55:33.560 --> 01:55:35.480
a judge within the area's militia group

01:55:35.480 --> 01:55:38.200
sentenced the women to be stoned to death for adultery.

01:55:38.200 --> 01:55:40.360
The women were buried up to their shoulders

01:55:40.360 --> 01:55:42.240
with only their heads exposed

01:55:42.240 --> 01:55:44.760
and then stoned to death by the militia group.

01:55:44.760 --> 01:55:47.240
All of this was done in front of the townspeople.

01:55:47.240 --> 01:55:49.240
The Nigeria incidents were very similar

01:55:49.240 --> 01:55:50.320
to one another as well.

01:55:50.320 --> 01:55:53.160
Yo, that's actually like, that's like inhumane.

01:55:53.160 --> 01:55:56.960
Like, that is, that is un-fucking-real.

01:55:56.960 --> 01:56:11.460
Like, a lot of these, it's like, oh yeah, they chop up your hands or some shit when you fucking, you know, do an aggravated robbery or kill someone and I'm like, okay, you know, a bit extreme, but I, you know, I kind of get why you want to punish the person.

01:56:11.460 --> 01:56:17.360
But it's like, holy fuck, you cheated on your husband and now we're going to line you up in the town square and stone you to death?

01:56:17.360 --> 01:56:18.960
It's in the Bible?

01:56:18.960 --> 01:56:21.960
Buddy, I'm not caring about that.

01:56:21.960 --> 01:56:26.760
I don't see a world where you could argue about how stoning is, is moral.

01:56:26.760 --> 01:56:33.960
Like, there's, there's no way that I'm sitting there going, that's, yeah, that's, that's, that's chill.

01:56:33.960 --> 01:56:39.560
In 2020, a man accused of blasphemy was chasing stone to death at a fish and vegetable market.

01:56:39.560 --> 01:56:41.640
But wait, it gets even darker.

01:56:41.640 --> 01:56:46.760
It's reported that even the local children picked up stones and took part in the execution.

01:56:46.760 --> 01:56:51.720
Then a few years later, in 2022, a woman was attacked by a mob and stoned to death at a

01:56:51.720 --> 01:56:53.520
college for the same reason.

01:56:53.520 --> 01:56:57.480
But let's talk about Iran since they officially have stoning as a form of punishment.

01:56:57.480 --> 01:57:03.960
From 1980 to 2009, there were roughly 150 people, mostly women, convicted of adultery

01:57:03.960 --> 01:57:10.200
who were condemned to stoning, with the latest sentences taking place in 2017 and 2022.

01:57:10.200 --> 01:57:14.200
The punishment begins with the woman being buried up to her chest, or the waist if it's

01:57:14.200 --> 01:57:15.200
a man.

01:57:15.200 --> 01:57:18.840
Officials then gather around the person with stones in hand, and as soon as the signal

01:57:18.840 --> 01:57:27.040
is given. Why waste if it's a man? It's a quicker death if only your head is out.

01:57:27.040 --> 01:57:31.800
Because if they're hitting you like if you're getting stoned and you're hitting

01:57:31.800 --> 01:57:38.480
me in the fucking ribs, you know, I want to be I want to be here up because then

01:57:38.480 --> 01:57:44.320
you just get a headshot I'm dead right where I pass out. Begin to throw them but

01:57:44.320 --> 01:57:48.600
here's the catch if the person manages to escape from the hole and only if they

01:57:48.600 --> 01:57:50.400
They had confessed to adultery.

01:57:50.400 --> 01:57:52.120
They could earn their freedom.

01:57:52.120 --> 01:57:53.120
In-

01:57:53.120 --> 01:57:54.120
What?

01:57:54.120 --> 01:58:00.800
So if you confess to adultery, you get put in the hole and you get out before you die,

01:58:00.800 --> 01:58:01.880
you're free?

01:58:01.880 --> 01:58:06.920
The second scenario, if the person manages to escape or were caught committing adultery,

01:58:06.920 --> 01:58:11.160
they are placed back in the hole for round two, as someone who's extremely competitive.

01:58:11.160 --> 01:58:15.800
Yeah, I'm beginning to think this might be a little unfair for the women.

01:58:15.800 --> 01:58:21.640
That's on fucking real that was a crazy video

01:58:24.680 --> 01:58:28.140
As soon as you mentioned Iran Iran to the comments

01:58:30.020 --> 01:58:32.420
Weirdly Iran centered yeah

01:58:37.660 --> 01:58:43.380
You punishers are good enough to keep these people traumatized for half of them cause death

01:58:46.560 --> 01:58:52.720
Being released from such a place like white room mental damage was done. You then see me outside world again. Yeah, be fucking shock

01:58:53.560 --> 01:58:54.840
actual shock

01:58:54.840 --> 01:58:56.840
all right

01:58:56.840 --> 01:59:01.300
ZMS thinking of the sub brags of the sub mr. Pancake Rora a

01:59:02.000 --> 01:59:05.960
Lester thinking of the thousand bitties being taken in a three over the three

01:59:07.720 --> 01:59:13.340
Pancake Rora for the sub into the sub real thing of the three he GM simply gang Shrek

01:59:13.340 --> 01:59:16.180
SK Gang, thank you for the three.

01:59:16.180 --> 01:59:18.420
Sep, thank you for the sub.

01:59:18.420 --> 01:59:20.900
Anywhere you would recommend in New Jersey, not really.

01:59:20.900 --> 01:59:23.700
Spartan Ryan, attend for the sub J.

01:59:23.700 --> 01:59:25.900
Mandy and Sue, thank you for the sub Jess, thank you for the three.

01:59:25.900 --> 01:59:28.500
What could we get a laptop that would run a small indie game?

01:59:28.500 --> 01:59:29.660
Any ideas?

01:59:31.140 --> 01:59:35.040
Probably a Lenovo gaming laptop powered by an Intel Core CPU.

01:59:38.420 --> 01:59:42.340
I don't know, I don't have any gaming laptop recommendations.

01:59:42.340 --> 01:59:48.820
Yo Han for the sub dude chat I'm sorry please don't send bits right now oh my

01:59:48.820 --> 01:59:55.260
gosh no bitties today well I'm like actually how am I still this hungover

01:59:55.260 --> 02:00:00.100
it's been so long oh my

02:00:12.340 --> 02:00:17.780
No, I'm not eating something you got big nipples. I don't have big nipples, bitch

02:00:22.340 --> 02:00:23.940
I got regular ass nipples

02:00:26.820 --> 02:00:31.940
Young for the sub all right, sure it's gone back on you guys are being weird

02:00:38.900 --> 02:00:41.140
Bro said guy now I don't have guy now

02:00:42.340 --> 02:00:44.340
All right

02:00:45.700 --> 02:00:48.980
But I gotta turn the fan on I'm actually I'm actually fucking

02:00:53.540 --> 02:00:55.540
Oh my god, oh

02:00:57.780 --> 02:00:59.780
That's so much better. Oh

02:01:00.260 --> 02:01:04.440
It's so much better chat. Oh my god the fan of my face the wind in my hair

02:01:06.820 --> 02:01:12.140
Still thinking that you subs brand for the three you and Jill taking for the sub young for the sub all right lock in

02:01:12.340 --> 02:01:19.340
All right. Lock in. Holy, holy.

02:01:26.340 --> 02:01:31.340
Go to bed. It's loud. Wait, do you guys hear the fan?

02:01:38.340 --> 02:01:41.340
What the fuck are you talking about? All right. Lock in.

02:01:42.340 --> 02:01:47.300
Joe for the sub-man for the three, still in brand take of the three.

02:01:47.300 --> 02:01:51.580
Please don't set bets right now, I'm sorry.

02:01:51.580 --> 02:01:54.060
I can't be reading.

02:01:54.060 --> 02:01:57.140
The greatest of all time, lock-in.

02:01:57.140 --> 02:02:09.540
Why is it-

02:02:09.540 --> 02:02:11.420
The chick is a-

02:02:11.420 --> 02:02:16.460
Was that like copyrighted music or something? I'm like, why is it just fucking full quiet?

02:02:18.620 --> 02:02:20.140
It's probably copyrighted.

02:02:20.140 --> 02:02:26.300
The word not the enemy means that you are the greatest of all time in any category that you choose.

02:02:26.300 --> 02:02:31.340
Now the goat has been a term that has been wildly, wildly overused.

02:02:31.340 --> 02:02:33.340
I am a part of that problem, but that's besides the point.

02:02:33.340 --> 02:02:37.820
But we be out there calling any person or any character that we like, the goat,

02:02:37.820 --> 02:02:39.740
to the point where it gets kind of concerning.

02:02:39.740 --> 02:02:46.740
Like, why are we as a society allowing DJ Khaled and GOATS in the same sentence?

02:02:46.740 --> 02:02:53.440
Yeah, DJ Khaled's not a goat, but I mean, in the mute, you really can only have one goat.

02:02:53.440 --> 02:02:57.940
Like, I don't like when people talk about, oh, you could have two goats of soccer.

02:02:57.940 --> 02:03:03.240
Well, it's like, it defeats the entire purpose of somebody being the greatest of all time.

02:03:03.240 --> 02:03:06.240
Like, that's why there's a debate about who it is.

02:03:06.240 --> 02:03:11.920
like greatest of all time only applies to one person in each specific category.

02:03:11.920 --> 02:03:18.240
Like the greatest athlete of all time is its own thing, the greatest of all time basketball players

02:03:18.240 --> 02:03:22.400
its own thing, you know, most people would say probably like LeBron, some people might say Steph Curry,

02:03:23.040 --> 02:03:27.600
soccer, a lot of people are saying Messi, you know, stuff like that. I would say,

02:03:27.600 --> 02:03:34.460
Athletically the goat who's the greatest of all time athletically

02:03:36.760 --> 02:03:38.920
Probably using Balder Michael Phelps, right

02:03:42.440 --> 02:03:46.460
It's not LeBron LeBron's not the greatest athlete of all time

02:03:46.960 --> 02:03:49.940
Like when you say great when you say greatest athlete of all time

02:03:50.120 --> 02:03:55.900
You have to go you have to it boils down to like swimming or running like in my in my mind

02:03:55.900 --> 02:04:04.540
like you can be suit because Michael Phelps won like 10 gold medals back to back to back to back to back to back to back

02:04:04.540 --> 02:04:06.540
He was not only the best swimmer

02:04:07.220 --> 02:04:09.220
ever it was like

02:04:09.980 --> 02:04:11.980
He oh Tiger Woods is the goat

02:04:14.580 --> 02:04:17.600
Tiger Woods Tiger Woods was

02:04:18.300 --> 02:04:24.460
Tiger Woods was that much better than anyone else. Okay. How do you determine? How do you determine?

02:04:25.900 --> 02:04:30.020
because it's like, you could say LeBron James,

02:04:30.020 --> 02:04:31.980
but like LeBron James still gets beaten, you know,

02:04:31.980 --> 02:04:33.020
everybody loses.

02:04:33.020 --> 02:04:36.440
So it's like, you have to factor in so many things.

02:04:36.440 --> 02:04:38.740
Not only how athletic are they in their own right,

02:04:38.740 --> 02:04:40.260
what sport are they playing,

02:04:40.260 --> 02:04:41.820
and how much better are they

02:04:41.820 --> 02:04:44.060
than the people behind them?

02:04:44.060 --> 02:04:45.980
I think that's the biggest thing.

02:04:45.980 --> 02:04:49.780
Cause in that sense is the goat not Magnus Carlson,

02:04:51.460 --> 02:04:54.860
like the best chess player of all time.

02:04:54.860 --> 02:04:58.580
Like that kid was like a fucking GM when he was like 10.

02:04:58.580 --> 02:05:01.620
Like, and I know that's like chess is a sport,

02:05:01.620 --> 02:05:04.260
not a sport, you know, it's not athletic.

02:05:04.260 --> 02:05:05.620
It's more mental.

02:05:05.620 --> 02:05:10.020
So I won't account that for this conversation, you know?

02:05:10.020 --> 02:05:12.740
I would say Magnus Carlson is the goat

02:05:12.740 --> 02:05:15.660
in his own right of chess.

02:05:15.660 --> 02:05:17.860
But if we're talking like sports, sports,

02:05:17.860 --> 02:05:19.480
like athletic sports,

02:05:20.580 --> 02:05:22.780
I feel like, yeah, you have Tiger Woods

02:05:22.780 --> 02:05:24.300
and he was that much better.

02:05:24.300 --> 02:05:27.660
Like Tiger Woods in the year 2000 was the best golfer and it wasn't even close.

02:05:28.060 --> 02:05:30.300
Like it was not even close.

02:05:30.300 --> 02:05:32.940
Like the betting odds on Tiger Woods, it's like you could have bowed on

02:05:32.940 --> 02:05:38.540
every other guy to win and your odds were still worse than just betting on Tiger Woods to win.

02:05:40.700 --> 02:05:42.380
You could say football wise.

02:05:42.380 --> 02:05:42.500
Yeah.

02:05:42.500 --> 02:05:43.940
You could say like Tom Brady.

02:05:45.020 --> 02:05:45.820
Use a Tom Brady.

02:05:45.820 --> 02:05:47.660
There's probably a few person Peter bot.

02:05:48.100 --> 02:05:49.980
We're not talking about eSports, bro.

02:05:50.580 --> 02:05:52.380
We are not talking about eSports.

02:05:52.380 --> 02:05:56.320
E-sports, who's the goat?

02:05:56.320 --> 02:05:58.620
That's a harder conversation.

02:05:58.620 --> 02:06:01.620
There's too many different video games.

02:06:01.620 --> 02:06:04.100
There's way too many different video games.

02:06:04.100 --> 02:06:05.100
Faker.

02:06:05.100 --> 02:06:08.780
Faker is widely known as the goat of League of Legends.

02:06:08.780 --> 02:06:16.780
Who is the guy that's crazy good at AOE?

02:06:16.780 --> 02:06:19.580
Who's the pro player for Age of Empire?

02:06:19.580 --> 02:06:20.580
Hera.

02:06:20.580 --> 02:06:23.640
Hera, okay, if you don't know Age of Empire,

02:06:23.640 --> 02:06:27.960
really, really complex fucking like in real time

02:06:27.960 --> 02:06:30.880
Civ building strategy game.

02:06:30.880 --> 02:06:35.360
I think he hasn't lost in like 10 years or some shit.

02:06:35.360 --> 02:06:38.520
Like he just wins every event he's in.

02:06:38.520 --> 02:06:42.520
And it's like, that's what you got to think of in that sense.

02:06:42.520 --> 02:06:46.320
Like goats like that, like pro players that never lose.

02:06:46.320 --> 02:06:57.800
Oh my god, no, the goat, the goat, athletically, now that we're talking about it.

02:06:57.800 --> 02:07:02.960
I don't even know if anybody said it.

02:07:02.960 --> 02:07:04.360
Is it not John Jones?

02:07:04.360 --> 02:07:06.240
John Jones hasn't lost a fight in like 20 years.

02:07:06.240 --> 02:07:11.080
Like, I don't think John Jones has ever lost a fight outside of like losing for technical

02:07:11.080 --> 02:07:15.360
reasons.

02:07:15.360 --> 02:07:20.420
He cheated he lost one for like an elbow or something, but I'm saying like John Jones doesn't lose

02:07:22.800 --> 02:07:24.800
Michael Phelps

02:07:25.440 --> 02:07:31.560
Yeah, I don't know that's a really hard conversation if you're saying the goat of sports that's really like subjective

02:07:32.280 --> 02:07:37.200
You could have a goat of the UFC a goat of golf. That's more objective

02:07:37.480 --> 02:07:44.220
But if you're going like who's the greatest athlete of all time, I don't know like I think most people would usually cite somebody

02:07:44.220 --> 02:07:52.060
That's not in a specific game sport, but rather like swimming lifting running something of those sorts

02:07:52.060 --> 02:07:55.860
It's the only go around he's eating money and after watching them

02:07:56.780 --> 02:08:01.300
Michael Jackson movie that she moved me in this movie dish show. Oh my god the goat

02:08:01.300 --> 02:08:06.140
We were just talking about athletes then there's the go to music go to YouTube's got to be markiplier

02:08:08.100 --> 02:08:13.900
Gotta be markiplier good mythical morning like there's a few guys in that ballpark range as well

02:08:14.220 --> 02:08:17.220
Mr. Beast is the goat of YouTube?

02:08:17.220 --> 02:08:19.220
No.

02:08:19.220 --> 02:08:21.220
I mean, you can not-

02:08:21.220 --> 02:08:24.220
He's the greatest now. He's not the greatest YouTuber of all time.

02:08:24.220 --> 02:08:28.220
Just call anybody the goat when you have people like him that exist.

02:08:28.220 --> 02:08:31.220
Like Michael Jackson's aura was just different.

02:08:31.220 --> 02:08:32.220
All this man had to do-

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Didn't people, like, faint when they would see Michael Jackson when he would perform?

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Like, he had that much of a pull on people that, like, they would see him and pass out.

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was kiss woman on the cheek and they looked like there was halfway about to

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collapse like I know backstage shawty was looking like this I go through MJ's aura

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in depth in my aura farming video but one thing that I did not mention was the

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music videos because Michael Jackson's music videos are a lost art like these

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videos would have the most exciting stuff imagine like you would really watch

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through these and you would see women getting beat up and Michael Jackson would

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just dance in response like not a chance of response or the one where somebody's

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putting a gun at him and he just goes

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just puts it down I'm like this nigga dead saw domestic violence and said one of

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the funniest music videos to me was the one for bad where Michael Jackson's part

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of a gang and gets exposed for being a fake demon and when Wesley Snipes pulls

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up and says so what's up son you don't even got no one around you you lacking and MJ's

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like who lacking spawns his group of YNs and starts dancing instead of running away

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is this even a serious it's really how the Disney bullies used to be running up

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bro and when he's finally done with his dance routine you had him looking like

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No this was dead frying me but it was truly goat material and now we're going to talk about other people of the same ilk.

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Now I do think Goku is the goat anime character and for some reason that's a hot take I do under-

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Yeah Goku, who are other goats in the anime sense? I mean like a lot of people would say like Luffy but if you're talking like power isn't it Goku or one punch man?

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like it would be uh what is one punch man's actual name

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my god I didn't watch season three because it was so bad apparently

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uh Saitama yeah understand some of the hate Goku gets cuz back in the day

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his fans were doing unparalleled level the guy from solo leveling

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okay that's just kind of a lame you couldn't talk about any anime character

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without hearing HE NOT BEATING

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He's the only one that can level up!

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Most people are stuck in A or B tier.

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He's exceeding!

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I watched- I watched solo leveling as well.

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Pretty good ANA.

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But only because it's like,

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Oh, that's just like a video game!

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He's getting so much stronger!

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And he- Oh my god, everybody likes him now!

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Goku though!

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Got on, bro!

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Always talking about beating Goku,

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the niggas typing this couldn't even beat diabetes.

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And although this was a very annoying era,

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It does not take away from the fact that Goku is the GOAT.

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Goku has the most iconic move, the most iconic transformation, the most iconic silhouette.

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He literally walked so an entire genre of anime could run.

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So if you are someone in the camp that's gonna look at me and say,

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Luffy is the GOAT,

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I just wanna hold you by the shoulder and say-

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I don't think, when people say Luffy's the GOAT,

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I don't think they're saying he's the strongest, like, anime character.

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I think they're just saying that, like, Luffy is the best.

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Like, he's the coolest.

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Yeah.

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This very calmly.

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Y'all niggas can't fuck my dick!

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When it comes to the greatest anime ever-

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Aaron Yeager.

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Mmm, Aaron Yeager's out there.

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That motherfucker.

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Oh my god.

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Dude, AOT.

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AOT.

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Fucking.

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Oh my god, that should have been crying.

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Actually.

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That was like one of the only animes that I-

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I haven't seen many animes, but it was one of the only animes I watched,

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I was like actually like emotional

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He's watching his fucking mom get eatin

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And he's just crying and it's so sad

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I'm like dude you just watch your you would just watch your mom not watch your mom die

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You just want your mom get eaten alive like wow or that is a little too subjective

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My anime list you said full metal alchemist at the top for years and it all obviously the good steku

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It was well deserved

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All for one or not all for one one for all

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It's one of the most perfect shows of all time

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How many seats tecun baku go? I mean I'd recommend it to anyone who has not seen it now

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One of the most common places you would see the goat talk about is sports and depending on which one you're talking about

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There's either a debate or there is no contest in America. Yeah tennis. It's Serena Williams football. It is very

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gymnastics at Simone Biles

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Clearly, Tom Brady. I know niggas were trying to gas up Kermit the frog for a minute. Now it's just like

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Like you do not make one of the largest sports comebacks of all time to be in Patrick Mahometox when it comes to track and field

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There was a who else is even on the board in go talk

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football wise

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Like who else has like nine super like there's to be other people look like that many Super Bowl wins

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It's almost always a quarterback people would say Drake may

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Bro, he's like 20 it's like his fucking second year in the NFL

02:13:59.320 --> 02:14:06.760
It's not it's not Drake may you like maybe Drake may if Drake may fucking locks in 10 years from now

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You'd be saying he's the goat

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NFL players with the most Super Bowl rings

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Tom Brady, then Charles Harley, Marv Fleming, Kronkowski, the Kronk was also on the team

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with Tom Brady.

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So.

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A indisputable goat in Usain Bolt.

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Usain Bolt and his brim was a different breed.

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Usain Bolt, but who's the dude that just beat his U18 record?

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Um, oh my God, what is his name?

02:14:44.200 --> 02:14:46.320
There's a, there's a new guy that's running.

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That's like almost as fast as you like gout, gout.

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Yeah.

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Gout, gout might actually be the next using bolt.

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He had announcers saying, he's like 19 or some shit.

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He ran like a 98 or like a 99.

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No, Elias, no, Elias will never be better than I love watching.

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No, Elias run.

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I don't think no, Elias has the athletic build to beat using

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one time. No Lyles could potentially be the go in the two, but Usain Bolt is the fastest

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sprinter ever. Like, he was winning ones and twos. Like, no Lyles isn't that good at the

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one, comparatively.

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Fines that didn't even make logical sense.

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And Usain Bolt has now broken his fifth world record in 12 months.

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If you look at some of these races, it was legitimately unfair. He was gapping the fast.

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Bro unfair and even when you would hold a world record. He was gapping a guy that was running like a 9-8

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Like I don't think people understand the level of speed

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That's why I always say the Olympics should have just some rando run next to them because it's like oh dude

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He just smoked everybody those other yeah, he did smoke everybody those other guys also won like top 10 times all

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All time like in the same race

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These people on the planet like it was nothing and you same boat with yeah

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You would what dude if you want to use a bolt run most of the time he would just start jogging at the end

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Because he just didn't care it's a type of dominant where I would genuinely hate the nigga if I was running against him because his aura

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Farming was on a completely different level because you'll see people using all their might to run as fast as they can

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And you just see Usain Bolt next to them jogging while literally laughing in their face

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Nega, I'd harm you.

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Like these are people that spend their entire lives training just for this moment.

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And Usain Bolt is taunting half the match and still getting first.

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You are not winning against his-

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He don't like yo, he just ran a 22-9 and he was like jogging.

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And Usain Bolt is taunting-

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Look at that!

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Half the match and still-

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Oh my god, he's actually slowing down.

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Like, he's actively slowing down to the last 40 meters and they're still like a solid

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10 yards behind.

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Getting first, you are not winning against his negating his prime unless you are doing

02:17:10.320 --> 02:17:11.320
this.

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And he was such an aura farmer, he actively ran slower on multiple of his world records

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because he was too busy taunting at the end.

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Like this number right here is only a world record because he decided to slow down and

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Pump his chest if he was legitimately serious throughout all of his races. I don't even know how much faster

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He would have been I think his most legendary moment got to be the 2008 Olympics where he got three straight world records back to back to back

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Undisputed go to the track field and we got even more undisputed go site Tiger would oh my god, bro

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I watched a whole last video about how Tiger Woods was just a menace

02:17:51.140 --> 02:17:55.720
Like being dude, because if you ran when Usain Bolt ran

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You're still like recognizably one of the fastest people of all time if you were if you played when Tiger Woods played

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like you got literally

02:18:07.980 --> 02:18:14.660
Generation gapped you got unlucky like you could have been the best golfer in your era

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But top shit Tiger Woods is alive like you could say that about anybody really but it's like it was just so

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Unfair because other guys that were winning the Masters in like world world champs and all these other fucking competitions and golf. It's like

02:18:32.180 --> 02:18:35.660
They they were they were winning with scores that were like

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Fucking 10 15 strokes higher than what Tiger Woods was winning with like if you played during his era

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like you had no chance actually no chance of winning like you might as well

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just not even go but now on no reason well that's not true cuz in golf if you

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get like fucking 30 if you still get like two million dollars or some shit you

02:18:58.980 --> 02:19:03.220
get like 15th place and get a million dollars we see this man tiger was

02:19:03.220 --> 02:19:09.420
losing his mind was out there trying to make domain expansion this was acting

02:19:09.420 --> 02:19:15.420
But he is like by far the go when it comes to golf when you look at a lot of the metrics

02:19:15.420 --> 02:19:19.500
He is by far better than anyone at place two three or four

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He was so good in his prime people actively played worse when he was on the court like this niggas hockey was so strong

02:19:26.480 --> 02:19:30.020
They would struggle in his wall the way that I

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The way that I perceived this and I totally love

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the aspect of golf now

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Watching it is in a game

02:19:42.020 --> 02:19:44.700
It golf is I would say golf is the hardest sport

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I'm gonna say that I'm genuinely going to say I think golf is the hardest sport because the way that I was

02:19:51.340 --> 02:19:57.420
Told this and I think it's like the no chat hear me out. I think golf is the hardest sport and here's why

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Here's why here's why here's why if you are playing on a team, obviously you could rely on other players

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So you have to I'm saying it's the hardest solo sport

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The reason I'm not joking is because if you're playing a tennis match, right, you are the best player in tennis if you win a tournament bracket.

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But realistically, you're better than 80 players in a tournament, but you only play five of them.

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You only play five of them.

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In golf, you have to beat everyone.

02:20:30.180 --> 02:20:35.180
You are playing every single person simultaneously.

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If any of them have a good game, you lose.

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So winning a high tier golf tournament is I'm not saying I'm seeing solo sport chat.

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F1's driving. I'm saying I'm not saying I'm not saying driving.

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I'm not saying chess. I'm not saying NASCAR F1.

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Those are hard in their own right.

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I'm more so saying like tennis, boxing, golf, like you're I'm saying like solo one

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sports that don't involve like fucking machinery, you know, like I don't think you understand if you're playing. This is how crazy it was.

02:21:13.300 --> 02:21:18.300
You could have the best game of your life on a golf course.

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And if another dude, one out of a hundred other guys you're playing also shoots high, you lose.

02:21:27.300 --> 02:21:33.740
Like, you're, the odds of winning is so much harder than tournament brackets.

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Because if you're in a tournament, you don't have to beat every single person.

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You only have to win five games.

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You play five people say in a big bracket, you have to beat them, beat them, beat them.

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And yes, the way that a tournament set up is the best player should win the tournament.

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But you're not playing and taking into account the fact that somebody that you play might have a crazy pop-off game.

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Like if you're playing tennis as an example, this is what somebody used when I was being taught about this, I guess and I agreed

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Is if you're playing tennis and you play a guy and he pops off

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Yes, you lose

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But if another guy pops off in a different bracket for one game, that doesn't matter

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But if you're in a hundred man golf tournament and you fucking have one guy

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Have a great fucking game you lose

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It's that simple like it's it that there's no other sport that's like that

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Presents and there is some sports where the goat is more widely debated two of the most toxic debates of all time

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And I suck it but bro. Here's the thing go getting a chat. I'm saying high level play

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getting the yes formula one also

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Probably interchangeable formula one you're it's like a one in a trillion that you become a formula one driver

02:22:51.060 --> 02:23:00.360
the the tiers that you have to go through and the amount of expertise you have to have driving wise to get to the highest level of Formula 1 is nuts.

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But I'm more so talking not dry, like, you know what I mean?

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Like, I'm not talking driving sports. I'm not talking shit like that, like NASCAR or drag racing or fucking, you know, stuff like that.

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Like being an F1 driver is also impossible, not extreme sports.

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Yeah, like at that point, you could say the hardest sport is fucking street bike racing

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and because they die constantly, like, now you're going into other factors that you have,

02:23:31.780 --> 02:23:35.300
you have to, you have to fucking talk about, like you could say street bike racing is the

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hardest sport because there's like a fucking one in 10 chance that you're going to fucking

02:23:38.620 --> 02:23:43.820
die in your career, like, you're just going to ram into a wall going 115 miles an hour.

02:23:43.820 --> 02:23:49.740
and die like I love man. Yeah. People die every year in that race. And it's between LeBron and

02:23:49.740 --> 02:23:56.540
Michael Jordan and Messi V. Ronaldo. Messi V. Ronaldo gets so toxic. It doesn't matter who I.

02:23:56.540 --> 02:24:02.780
Okay. I when I say golf to I feel like I was a little too harsh there. I think golf is the hardest

02:24:02.780 --> 02:24:07.180
sport. Do I think there are other sports that you could argue are the hardest sport? Yes.

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I'm not saying like, Oh, there's no argument for formula one. There's no argument for chess.

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I'm more so saying like the way that golf is set up is

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It's impossible to win

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You are their fans are willing to

02:24:23.260 --> 02:24:25.180
Alive

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And messy v. Ronaldo messy v. Ronaldo gets so tough. Isn't messy just statistically a better player toxic

02:24:31.340 --> 02:24:35.180
It doesn't matter who you are their fans are willing to

02:24:36.060 --> 02:24:38.060
Alive

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I still remember this little girl at the World Cup saying Ronaldo was crying in his car and grown men were actively sending a 6 year old death threats.

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Bro, you're literally 40.

02:24:50.060 --> 02:24:59.060
The debate between these two I think is the most intense in sports by far, largely because fans and soccer are way too passionate.

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Well fans, the reason the debate is so high too is because soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

02:25:05.060 --> 02:25:11.660
Like, so that the argument is going to be pretty heated because you gotta realize Messi

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and Ronaldo are probably like two of the most known people in the world.

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Like I would say 80% of the people alive have heard Messi and Ronaldo's name.

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But Bron and Michael Jordan, Messi and Ronaldo did compete against each other on multiple

02:25:26.620 --> 02:25:31.180
occasions and damn near every single time they did it was complete cinema.

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Now if you look at the stats all together, Messi, Loki destroyed the nigger, but they

02:25:35.140 --> 02:25:38.140
have both had some incredible matches against each other.

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I think the most popular back in my time was in the Liga 2014, where Barcelona and Real

02:25:42.580 --> 02:25:46.860
Madrid when they against each other and Messi scored a hat trick, I remember this game having

02:25:46.860 --> 02:25:49.260
niggas in my family going crazy.

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I don't think you could go wrong with either one if I had to choose, I think Ronaldo got

02:25:53.140 --> 02:25:59.300
more aura, Sui is the most iconic post for a reason, and CR7 is the coldest combination

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the letters and numbers I've ever seen in my life.

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Messy meanwhile, it's gonna cook you on the court

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no matter the scenario.

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But he's gonna do this,

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being the most socially awkward person of all time.

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Like there was a time where he was accepting an award

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and he almost kissed and bopped instead

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of turning to his wife.

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His pose is next to people be frying me too.

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He is unintentionally the funniest person ever.

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These are two of my favorite matches from-

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Dude, did you ever see the video of the kid?

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This was like recently.

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A kid that ran onto the court, or not on the court,

02:26:31.520 --> 02:26:36.060
onto the pitch to take a picture with Messi.

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And Messi, like, awkwardly stood there and was like,

02:26:40.560 --> 02:26:43.420
as security's splinting out to, like,

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tackle this kid and bring him out.

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The both of them.

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Definitely check them both out.

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And we can now go into LeBron.

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Show it?

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I don't know.

02:26:50.520 --> 02:26:51.360
What would I look up?

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What would I look up?

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messy

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Kid runs on field to see messy

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Oh, wow, this has happened like multiple times. I

02:27:09.100 --> 02:27:14.060
Only saw one video this messy fan almost lost his life cuz this one young fan

02:27:14.060 --> 02:27:16.260
I haven't even seen this one also

02:27:16.260 --> 02:27:20.060
What is this AI ass voice this messy fan almost lost his life?

02:27:20.060 --> 02:27:25.500
Cause this one young fan ran onto the field to try and hug messy during a game.

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The boy high five the goalie and continued running before the security guards finally caught on.

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But the kid actually juked out both of the guards and then ran all the way.

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Yeah, they really do get the least athletic security for any of these events.

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Like even at the Super Bowl, the guy that was streaking the one dude like fucking tripped and ate shit.

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It's like every time like I feel like you need to train these guys, you know.

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You know, it's always like a middle-aged dad.

02:27:52.700 --> 02:27:54.140
That's just like standing there and it's like,

02:27:54.140 --> 02:27:55.980
all right, now you're gonna have to run after,

02:27:55.980 --> 02:27:57.540
you're gonna run after a kid

02:27:57.540 --> 02:28:00.060
and you're gonna eat shit in front of the entire crowd.

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Runnin' Michael Jordan.

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Now basketball's go debate, I think, is toxic as well,

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because it has largely devolved

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into which player can we discredit the most?

02:28:08.260 --> 02:28:10.300
Like, I hate hearing people say Michael Jordan

02:28:10.300 --> 02:28:11.460
couldn't win without Scotty

02:28:11.460 --> 02:28:15.020
when he was dropping 15 points in the finals

02:28:15.020 --> 02:28:18.820
and Michael Jordan had to average 45

02:28:18.820 --> 02:28:22.060
for them to win by three, by three.

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Yeah, but I think the common argument

02:28:23.980 --> 02:28:28.020
is that the NBA talent by Braw,

02:28:28.020 --> 02:28:32.140
like the average NBA player was far worse in LeBron,

02:28:32.140 --> 02:28:35.420
or not LeBron, in MJ's time comparable to now.

02:28:35.420 --> 02:28:37.420
So it's like, it's the same shit with like,

02:28:37.420 --> 02:28:40.020
people saying bait, like if you're in baseball,

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the goat is Shelyotani.

02:28:41.780 --> 02:28:45.300
Like, Shelyotani is arguably the best baseball player

02:28:45.300 --> 02:28:47.660
that's ever lived, you know?

02:28:47.660 --> 02:28:53.900
He's also a two-way player, but like you could be like oh well on stat wise Babe Ruth was hitting them out of the park

02:28:54.140 --> 02:28:57.980
Yeah, he was also a fucking guy getting thrown fucking straight lobs dude

02:28:57.980 --> 02:29:02.700
They're throwing straight bricks Adam and he was just fucking nail him out of the park in a shorter field

02:29:02.700 --> 02:29:06.700
It's like you have to take into it. You have to take into account the time that they played

02:29:07.900 --> 02:29:14.140
Hey, and I have to hear Jordan fans saying LeBron is a choker when he has gone through series where he had to average

02:29:14.140 --> 02:29:17.380
33, 33, 33, meat balls, Adam.

02:29:17.380 --> 02:29:20.340
He would go, I'm gonna hit S1 out of her.

02:29:21.220 --> 02:29:23.500
Smoking nine Cigars in between innings.

02:29:23.500 --> 02:29:25.580
I'm like, this guy's not the dope.

02:29:25.580 --> 02:29:26.820
Right, nobody's saying that

02:29:26.820 --> 02:29:29.080
because Babe Ruth played so long ago.

02:29:29.080 --> 02:29:32.460
But it's like, it's the same shit with MJ.

02:29:32.460 --> 02:29:33.980
Like, MJ's really good,

02:29:33.980 --> 02:29:38.980
but like would Prime MJ play how he did then now

02:29:40.420 --> 02:29:42.540
if he was in that modern day league?

02:29:42.540 --> 02:29:43.620
I don't know.

02:29:43.620 --> 02:29:48.780
I'm not a basketball expert, but I don't think he would be the best player.

02:29:48.780 --> 02:29:55.140
I think he'd still be crazy good, but would he be better than, you know, fuckin' Victor

02:29:55.140 --> 02:29:56.140
Remignana?

02:29:56.140 --> 02:29:57.140
Probably not.

02:29:57.140 --> 02:29:58.940
Five, nine, and-

02:29:58.940 --> 02:30:05.020
Remignana's like seven feet tall, like, that moves like he's six, too.

02:30:05.020 --> 02:30:11.220
Nine, with his second best shooter averaging 12, and his third best averaging nine, and

02:30:11.220 --> 02:30:12.220
the teams that he was-

02:30:12.220 --> 02:30:14.220
Are you joking?

02:30:14.220 --> 02:30:29.220
You think you think Michael Jordan today if prime Michael Jordan stepped into the NBA right now, you think he would be better than Wembleyama, Joe Kitch, uh, fucking LeBron James?

02:30:29.220 --> 02:30:31.220
Yes, easily, really.

02:30:31.220 --> 02:30:37.220
What would Michael Jordan be good today in NBA's terms?

02:30:42.220 --> 02:30:52.780
without 90s era physical hand on hip defense Jordan would have a clear path to the basket

02:30:52.780 --> 02:31:01.580
likely resulting in higher shooting percentages you'd get more free throws

02:31:01.580 --> 02:31:10.540
you had a 46 inch vertical wow I'm dead wrong holy shits you had a 46 inch vert

02:31:10.540 --> 02:31:13.380
How many feet is that? 12, 24, 36?

02:31:13.380 --> 02:31:15.740
Dude, he almost had a four-foot vertical.

02:31:15.740 --> 02:31:18.260
Who the fuck can jump four feet in the air?

02:31:18.260 --> 02:31:19.940
He's going against 20.

02:31:19.940 --> 02:31:21.620
Oh my God.

02:31:21.620 --> 02:31:23.260
Yeah, that's actually that loony tune,

02:31:23.260 --> 02:31:27.860
that loony tune scene like Space Jam for real.

02:31:27.860 --> 02:31:29.060
Air Jordan, bro.

02:31:29.060 --> 02:31:30.220
Yeah, I know Air Jordan,

02:31:30.220 --> 02:31:32.740
but I thought he would have had like a three-foot vert.

02:31:32.740 --> 02:31:34.620
46 inches.

02:31:34.620 --> 02:31:37.260
I'll start cheater, DBOI, final 50 feet.

02:31:37.260 --> 02:31:42.260
He could straight leg jump over like most 10 year olds.

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4-2-YEAH!

02:31:45.740 --> 02:31:47.180
I gotta rewind, I gotta rewind, I gotta rewind.

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3-5-9-9 with his second best shooter averaging 12

02:31:52.300 --> 02:31:54.660
and his third best averaging nine.

02:31:54.660 --> 02:31:56.700
And the teams that he was going against,

02:31:56.700 --> 02:32:00.620
2MPPs, All-Star Cheater, DP-OI, Final 10-PP.

02:32:00.620 --> 02:32:01.940
4-2-YEAH!

02:32:03.940 --> 02:32:05.300
Oh, hell!

02:32:05.300 --> 02:32:12.900
I honestly hate this debate for trying to make both of these incredible players look worse for the sake of a ranking both of these

02:32:12.900 --> 02:32:14.820
No, I don't think he would be worse

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He also played it dude Michael Jordan played at a time where the rules were big as our the NBA players might have been fractionally worse

02:32:22.780 --> 02:32:28.780
But it wasn't that long ago like Babe Ruth in the in the baseball sense like have you seen early?

02:32:29.180 --> 02:32:32.860
Basketball when it was just like all white guys that didn't know how to dribble

02:32:32.860 --> 02:32:36.700
somebody to do a behind the back pass and it was like somebody would faint in a

02:32:36.700 --> 02:32:42.260
crowd from how crazy of a play that was like it was it like that that era was

02:32:42.260 --> 02:32:48.900
horrible but insane I don't know I would love to see that I wish there was a

02:32:48.900 --> 02:32:54.160
way that you could like rewind time and put MJ and like a regular fucking you

02:32:54.160 --> 02:32:58.420
know Bulls game today I cool Jordan they was out there calling in black Jesus

02:32:58.420 --> 02:33:01.680
It's blasphemy, but but but the niggas was right

02:33:01.680 --> 02:33:08.360
Not only has he had the most aura out of any sports player imaginable his stats pre-retirement were actually

02:33:08.680 --> 02:33:12.680
Unreal I'd recommend watching some highlights from the 1993 finals

02:33:12.680 --> 02:33:19.680
He legitimately looked five times better than anyone who was on the floor in LeBron my glorious games

02:33:19.680 --> 02:33:26.340
Where do I even begin although he has done a lot of manipulation in this did I feel like so many people are actually gonna be like

02:33:26.340 --> 02:33:31.340
just physically depressed when he quits or retires rather.

02:33:32.340 --> 02:33:37.340
Like there are people that glaze LeBron so much that like him not,

02:33:37.340 --> 02:33:39.340
because you got to realize as well,

02:33:39.340 --> 02:33:45.340
the average person in this chat has never seen a day in their life where LeBron wasn't in the NBA.

02:33:45.340 --> 02:33:51.340
Like when you think of basketball in your like in your 20s or younger, you think of LeBron.

02:33:51.340 --> 02:33:54.340
So when he's not in it, it'll feel weird.

02:33:54.340 --> 02:33:59.060
career to make sure he had the best chance of winning, I think Fate made sure he paid

02:33:59.060 --> 02:34:03.220
for it every time because he has had some pretty terrible injury luck when it comes

02:34:03.220 --> 02:34:04.220
to his teammates.

02:34:04.220 --> 02:34:07.700
Like he was out there playing with Anthony day to day Davis, this nigga would sneeze

02:34:07.700 --> 02:34:10.700
and be out for two weeks.

02:34:10.700 --> 02:34:14.780
And that has made him walk into a certain series with his starting lineup looking like

02:34:14.780 --> 02:34:15.780
this.

02:34:15.780 --> 02:34:17.540
Who are you people?

02:34:17.540 --> 02:34:22.580
But the fact that he has always produced despite his teams being rather atrocious at times

02:34:22.580 --> 02:34:23.820
is simply incredible.

02:34:23.820 --> 02:34:28.820
Y'all should already know 2018 LeBron, this year got y'all niggas acting like this.

02:34:28.820 --> 02:34:35.020
If I had to give you some to watch, I would definitely say watch the 2009 series between him and the Orlando Magic.

02:34:35.020 --> 02:34:40.620
It's literally a 30-minute highlight reel of some of the craziest athletic feats you'll ever see.

02:34:40.620 --> 02:34:42.020
When it comes to Morsom...

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I also just say, I know his son's not as good as him, bro, but seeing, like, you know how wild that is?

02:34:48.020 --> 02:34:54.420
that that motherfucker plays on the same team as his son in professional basketball.

02:34:54.420 --> 02:35:01.920
Like, this isn't like a Sunday, like, like, league game, like, you're just, like, on the court in your local city.

02:35:01.920 --> 02:35:08.120
Like, this motherfucker is actively in the NBA with his own son.

02:35:08.120 --> 02:35:10.720
Like, he created a teammate.

02:35:10.720 --> 02:35:13.320
That is fucking wild.

02:35:13.320 --> 02:35:18.760
objective niches it's a lot harder to choose a also probably feels weird for

02:35:18.760 --> 02:35:22.200
him man goat like Lebron playing with his son

02:35:22.200 --> 02:35:26.440
genre's like hip-hop constantly have goat debates and there was a time where it

02:35:26.440 --> 02:35:30.800
was pretty unanimously known as Tupac I would say nowadays if you're saying

02:35:30.800 --> 02:35:35.760
Tupac is the goat it is a larp or take now I know that sounds crazy but just

02:35:35.760 --> 02:35:41.200
let it be a larp or it'd be a larp or take to hear somebody say Tupac's the

02:35:41.200 --> 02:35:45.160
go from from somebody that's young. If you were like 50 years old and you're

02:35:45.160 --> 02:35:51.200
like two pox the goat, I'd go okay you know make sense. Not saying two pox a

02:35:51.200 --> 02:35:56.160
bad rapper, he was incredible. But if you are under the age of 25 and you're going

02:35:56.160 --> 02:36:03.760
to look me in. Who is the the goat of rap or the goat of music? The goat of music's

02:36:03.760 --> 02:36:08.280
Michael Jackson and then today I'm pretty sure the weekend and Taylor Swift

02:36:08.280 --> 02:36:15.480
are the most popular artists and then Drake I think is also up there but the goat of rap

02:36:19.320 --> 02:36:22.920
obviously I think it's oh my god yeah I think it is you know Miles now

02:36:24.440 --> 02:36:28.680
actually nothing to think about it I think it might be I think it might be big moochie great

02:36:30.040 --> 02:36:35.560
my eyes it's a two box the goat oh wait actually no I think it might be actually a little pump

02:36:35.560 --> 02:36:39.560
You are just trying to be different and you are not a vibe, nigga.

02:36:39.560 --> 02:36:42.560
Like, real life, go to the back of your head and name five songs from them.

02:36:42.560 --> 02:36:43.560
Like, what the fuck?

02:36:43.560 --> 02:36:45.560
You're dying! You're literally dying!

02:36:45.560 --> 02:36:48.560
Again, Tupac isn't at all a bad rapper,

02:36:48.560 --> 02:36:51.560
but I feel like people say this just so they can see mentality and like,

02:36:51.560 --> 02:36:53.560
tongue-wise move, nigga-wise.

02:36:54.560 --> 02:36:57.560
I don't know, I feel like if you- God, go to rap.

02:36:57.560 --> 02:37:00.560
Would it not be an older guy though, like Nas?

02:37:00.560 --> 02:37:06.220
like wouldn't it be somebody that's like kind of like started that like I

02:37:06.220 --> 02:37:09.340
wouldn't say if you said like the goat of rap would you would it actually be

02:37:09.340 --> 02:37:15.500
somebody that's new is move for Eminem rap I think is too but it's also it

02:37:15.500 --> 02:37:18.740
depends it depends on like if you're saying like lyrically yeah like Eminem

02:37:18.740 --> 02:37:24.340
rap the fastest and he he free-styled very well but you could say the same

02:37:24.340 --> 02:37:28.700
thing about like Juice World subjective to have a singular goat but y'all niggas

02:37:28.700 --> 02:37:34.540
Just be saying anyone who now all the kids nowadays saying playboy Cardi when this is the only line

02:37:34.540 --> 02:37:36.540
He speaks actual English

02:37:38.900 --> 02:37:44.380
And be a young boy be getting glaced to and although he is tough some of his songs are rather questionable

02:37:48.620 --> 02:37:55.920
Goat superhero is also pretty subjective, but not really you could only really discuss these three as the goat like niggas want to be different

02:37:55.920 --> 02:38:04.000
No, the goat, the goat of, um, it's not, it, it really is Spider-Man Batman and Superman.

02:38:04.000 --> 02:38:11.360
I feel like more people know Batman and Superman than Spider-Man though, right?

02:38:11.360 --> 02:38:19.280
Spider-Man, I wonder how people do, do people know Spider-Man in like, like, uh, third world

02:38:19.280 --> 02:38:20.280
countries?

02:38:20.280 --> 02:38:21.280
You know what I'm saying?

02:38:21.280 --> 02:38:24.560
Like, if you're outside of, what do you mean?

02:38:24.560 --> 02:38:27.400
No, I'm saying, you know, genuinely, it's just a real question.

02:38:27.400 --> 02:38:30.600
Like, because if you were born not in the U.S.,

02:38:30.600 --> 02:38:33.520
it's like the friendly neighborhood New York City Spider-Man.

02:38:33.520 --> 02:38:36.940
Like, is that as known as Batman or Superman?

02:38:36.940 --> 02:38:38.140
Maybe.

02:38:38.140 --> 02:38:43.140
I'm pretty sure Spider-Man's the most bought costume superhero-wise.

02:38:43.140 --> 02:38:55.320
Spider-Man is widely considered the most popular and recognized superhero in the world.

02:38:55.320 --> 02:38:57.200
Wow!

02:38:57.200 --> 02:39:02.700
I really think kids, it's like Superman and Batman kind of fell off, you know?

02:39:02.700 --> 02:39:09.800
I think like 30 years ago, like 20 years ago, it was Batman and Superman.

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I think the movies really, because you got to think,

02:39:13.400 --> 02:39:17.920
bro, there's been fucking 10 Spider-Man movies, right?

02:39:17.920 --> 02:39:19.880
There's been a lot of Batman's, a lot of Superman's,

02:39:19.880 --> 02:39:24.880
but I'm like, Toby McGuire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland,

02:39:25.660 --> 02:39:26.960
nobody likes Spider-Man.

02:39:26.960 --> 02:39:28.160
What the fuck are you talking about?

02:39:28.160 --> 02:39:29.760
Nobody likes Spider-Man.

02:39:31.360 --> 02:39:33.720
What kind of dumbass take is that?

02:39:33.720 --> 02:39:35.200
Nobody likes Spider-Man.

02:39:35.200 --> 02:39:36.480
Everybody likes Spider-Man.

02:39:36.480 --> 02:39:38.200
Nobody, bro, everybody likes Spider-Man.

02:39:38.200 --> 02:39:40.400
I think Batman's a lame.

02:39:40.400 --> 02:39:44.920
I think Batman's a lame as fuck, comparable to Spider-Man.

02:39:44.920 --> 02:39:46.640
So bad, they out there saying the-

02:39:46.640 --> 02:39:49.440
I think they're all cool, like they're all superheroes,

02:39:49.440 --> 02:39:50.360
but it's like at the end of the day,

02:39:50.360 --> 02:39:51.720
Batman's just a rich guy.

02:39:51.720 --> 02:39:55.960
Spider-Man is actually a fucking superhero.

02:39:55.960 --> 02:39:57.600
Like, what?

02:39:57.600 --> 02:39:58.680
Spider-Man and Spider-Man,

02:39:58.680 --> 02:40:00.720
I also think people fuck with the most

02:40:00.720 --> 02:40:03.360
because you kind of relate to him, you know what I mean?

02:40:03.360 --> 02:40:05.240
You're not relating to Batman

02:40:05.240 --> 02:40:07.600
unless you're fucking Elon Musk

02:40:07.600 --> 02:40:11.120
and you're a billionaire, like, you're not relate,

02:40:11.120 --> 02:40:12.680
nobody relates to Batman.

02:40:12.680 --> 02:40:13.960
You relate to Spider-Man.

02:40:13.960 --> 02:40:18.480
He's like a nerdy kid that like didn't have a lot of friends,

02:40:18.480 --> 02:40:20.520
gets bit by Spider, becomes the superhero,

02:40:20.520 --> 02:40:24.080
saves his local city, which is one of the biggest cities

02:40:24.080 --> 02:40:28.960
in the world, but it's like, it's a lot more real story-wise.

02:40:28.960 --> 02:40:31.400
The real superhero goat is Nova.

02:40:31.400 --> 02:40:32.240
What are you talking about?

02:40:32.240 --> 02:40:33.720
Yeah, you talking about.

02:40:33.720 --> 02:40:35.760
Spider-Man is my favorite out of the three,

02:40:35.760 --> 02:40:38.160
but Superman I think is the clear goat.

02:40:38.160 --> 02:40:41.640
He's literally synonymous with the word superhero,

02:40:41.640 --> 02:40:43.520
and I don't think that will ever change.

02:40:43.520 --> 02:40:45.000
Greatest video game of all time,

02:40:45.000 --> 02:40:47.040
I think is way too subjective.

02:40:47.040 --> 02:40:47.880
However,

02:40:47.880 --> 02:40:48.720
It's Minecraft.

02:40:50.560 --> 02:40:51.400
It's Minecraft.

02:40:52.440 --> 02:40:54.680
The greatest video game of all time is Minecraft.

02:40:54.680 --> 02:40:57.240
There was a time where there was a unanimous goat.

02:40:57.240 --> 02:40:58.160
When I was growing up,

02:40:58.160 --> 02:40:59.800
all these lists were dominated

02:40:59.800 --> 02:41:02.120
with Ocarina of Time on the top.

02:41:02.120 --> 02:41:03.920
Now, is it actually the goat?

02:41:03.920 --> 02:41:04.760
How about that?

02:41:04.760 --> 02:41:05.640
No, nigga!

02:41:05.640 --> 02:41:08.760
I wouldn't even say it's the best in this series, but I would say for a good

02:41:08.760 --> 02:41:15.080
Well, Minecraft is a game that motherfuckers every motherfucker if you're a gamer you play Minecraft if you're a gamer everybody plays Minecraft

02:41:15.080 --> 02:41:19.480
The ten year span most gamers were coining this as the best game of all time

02:41:19.480 --> 02:41:24.000
I don't know any other game besides red dead story mode. I it's different. It's a different conversation

02:41:24.160 --> 02:41:28.760
Man, you can't really throw story games in there because then I could be going like yeah fucking

02:41:28.760 --> 02:41:32.760
You know the quarry is awesome, but it's not the greatest game of all time

02:41:32.760 --> 02:41:38.880
You kind of have to have a game that's like super replayable to be the greatest game of all time like in contention

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For greatest game of all time you have Pokemon Minecraft, Terraria

02:41:45.840 --> 02:41:47.840
GTA 5

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Probably like it like a lot like games like that not like a story game

02:41:52.880 --> 02:41:58.560
Maybe these three that GTA 5 story in and online. Yep. There it is. I have that under black ops 2

02:42:00.000 --> 02:42:02.080
God man black ops 2 hold up

02:42:02.760 --> 02:42:04.760
Hold on, what's baited nostalgia real quick?

02:42:25.760 --> 02:42:29.760
Ohhhh, transit music, and then the main theme dude.

02:42:32.760 --> 02:42:40.680
When you want black ops 2 that shit

02:42:45.080 --> 02:42:48.940
You'd go to the part where it's like hovering on the world and it shows all the lights

02:42:52.160 --> 02:42:55.600
Black ops 2 multiplayer theme screen

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2k is better. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god

02:43:02.760 --> 02:43:26.800
I don't think it's the greatest game of all time for intention, I don't think any call

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duty is.

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Resume.

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Now go video game characters a different conversation I think.

02:43:32.320 --> 02:43:35.760
Really if you're going goat, Halo's up there.

02:43:35.760 --> 02:43:39.760
I talked to my Uber driver about this like a week ago.

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He was old.

02:43:40.760 --> 02:43:43.800
He was like 40, 42, not old, that's rude.

02:43:43.800 --> 02:43:44.800
He was not old.

02:43:44.800 --> 02:43:45.800
He was older.

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Like an older gamer.

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When you think of a gamer and you think of somebody that's like 20, he was like 42.

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If I had a guess.

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He was making pretty valid points about Halo.

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Like Halo paved a way for gaming.

02:43:56.440 --> 02:43:57.960
It's very easily Mario.

02:43:57.960 --> 02:44:01.880
I don't even know who else would enter the conversation, but me first.

02:44:01.880 --> 02:44:06.880
I don't know, you can't really say Mario though, like Mario's the GOAT video game character.

02:44:07.640 --> 02:44:12.480
Like Mario's one of the most known video game characters, probably the most known video game character.

02:44:12.880 --> 02:44:18.580
But you have to reference a specific Mario game, and you can't really do that.

02:44:18.680 --> 02:44:23.580
Like you could say, oh, this is the best Mario game, but the best Mario game isn't the greatest game of all time.

02:44:23.880 --> 02:44:26.380
Sonic? I would say Mario is more known than Sonic.

02:44:27.380 --> 02:44:30.480
Maybe Pac then? Oh, see, now we're looking this up as well.

02:44:31.880 --> 02:44:36.880
What's the most known video game character?

02:44:39.880 --> 02:44:46.880
Mario. Mario Pikachu, Sonic Link, and Lara Croft.

02:44:46.880 --> 02:44:50.880
I don't know if Lara Croft's on that list, if I'm being honest.

02:44:50.880 --> 02:44:57.880
Master Chief, Kratos, Steve from Minecraft.

02:44:57.880 --> 02:45:04.200
I'm going Sonic. I know all the Nintendo fanboys mad, but what top five you smoke it on Mario

02:45:05.280 --> 02:45:08.880
Cuz my top five is Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic

02:45:12.880 --> 02:45:16.480
I got a Sonic vs. Mario video in the vault. Let me know if you want it

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That's all I got for now. Make sure to comment any other goats that I missed and I'm a cat

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Bro, that was a goaded YouTube video, bro. This guy's awesome

02:45:25.080 --> 02:45:29.580
You really fainting at the Michael movie MJ still making people faint from the grave

02:45:30.480 --> 02:45:33.340
People fainted at the fucking Michael Jackson movie

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One soul coyote a pole hip and K for the sub I heart and master the 78 think of the five once you ever single to your

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You two videos and bod's thank you big mad Joe Amelia Brad radio active think of the three

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Aaron Rogers done more and less Bobby Amelia of the sub hyper Jake J

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Maddox they give it a three still guap still Joe Stefan

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And then we're going to hop into the next video.

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Now be down!

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All right, lock-in chat lock-in lock-in old horror movies

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I got rewind I'm an idiot old horror movies before it even starts old horror movies in

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what sense like old Dracula dog shit dog shit film the earliest horror movies were terrible

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Jump scares were bad, and people were shitting their pants over literally the least scary thing possible.

02:47:34.840 --> 02:47:40.120
But, but the era of slasher's, Jason,

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stream, or Friday the 13th, stream, Ghostface, you know, Freddy Krueger, awesome. I will say though,

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I wasn't a big fan of Nightmare on Elm Street. I've seen like almost every like type of slasher

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film not a lot of adjacent films but I've seen almost every screen movie I

02:48:00.860 --> 02:48:06.600
think I've seen every Michael Myers movie or Halloween rather but I did not

02:48:06.600 --> 02:48:15.440
like Nightmare on Elm Street. Leatherface is kind of lame. You know as much as I

02:48:15.440 --> 02:48:21.480
love them horror movies nowadays. Texas Chainsaw is good. Just don't hit the

02:48:21.480 --> 02:48:26.840
same but is this true? Our horror movies hit more than they ever have.

02:48:26.840 --> 02:48:32.540
I think horror movies today would actually kill people in the 80s.

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I'm so serious.

02:48:34.440 --> 02:48:42.840
Like, yes, the Conjuring isn't modern, but even newer horror films, like a Blumhouse movie or some shit,

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I think if you, I would love to teleport back to the, you know, the 90s when people were, like, getting ready to watch fucking scream or some shit,

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and then throw on

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Fucking what's like what is the most scary? What is the scariest movie of all time?

02:49:04.040 --> 02:49:09.540
It's not conjuring. Oh my god. He has tapes in his attic. I've seen the movie

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No, it's not terrifying

02:49:13.120 --> 02:49:19.120
Sinister Sinister is supposed to be like the scariest film ever based on heart rate like

02:49:19.120 --> 02:49:22.720
Scientifically, I think Sinister is the scariest film ever made

02:49:23.600 --> 02:49:29.180
When they did an experiment they tested people's heart rate and like it had a lower peak heart rate

02:49:29.180 --> 02:49:35.320
But the average heart rate of somebody watching Sinister was like 120 or something when you just stressed out the whole fucking movie

02:49:35.720 --> 02:49:41.280
It's not even scary. I agree. I think it's more of a stressful film. I didn't think Sinister was that scary

02:49:41.280 --> 02:49:44.280
I think conjuring is the scariest movie I've ever seen

02:49:44.280 --> 02:49:52.680
disturbing terrifier. The 70s, 80s, and 90s really better or scarier? Well, that's what we'll find out today.

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Today, ladies and gents, I'll be going over a few horror movies from back in the good old days.

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To not only figure out how well they hold up, but to answer that question, are retro or vintage

02:50:01.800 --> 02:50:07.160
or old horror movies really better? Are they? I'd like to know. I'd like to know. Dude, they're

02:50:07.160 --> 02:50:11.320
very predictable. That's the only problem. So they're kind of like comfort films in a sense,

02:50:11.320 --> 02:50:14.920
Even if you've never seen them, but they're so predictable.

02:50:14.920 --> 02:50:19.120
If you're watching a Jason film, there's going to be a naked woman.

02:50:19.120 --> 02:50:20.520
She's going to take her top off.

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She's going to be the first one to die, almost always.

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The Virgin lives, the Virgin lives almost always as well.

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And that's like, for some reason, a part of every horror movie.

02:50:31.120 --> 02:50:34.120
And you know, every Jason film, it'll just be like, oh, wait.

02:50:34.120 --> 02:50:36.120
Oh, sorry, let's get skinny dipping.

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It's like, what?

02:50:37.120 --> 02:50:40.720
And then fucking Jason is watching from the distance, kills you.

02:50:40.720 --> 02:50:47.220
And in the end, I'll go over one of the oldest horror movies ever, to see how it holds up over a century.

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Nosferatu.

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Three later. Yeah, a century.

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And the first one I got up is called...

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Nosferatu came out in fucking 1920.

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Slumber Party Massacre.

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Guaranteed you there's probably like eight topless women in this film.

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I've never seen it.

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Now some of you may know this one and some of you may just read the title and think slumber party massacre that sounds a lot like Texas Chains I know what it sounds like and I'm gonna get to that one too I'm doing this one first though slumber party massacre is a 1982 movie where we follow a group of girls who

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Unbeknownst to them are being stalked by a serial killer and I gotta say this now

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If it's something these old movies had it was that new dirty like my god

02:51:31.920 --> 02:51:37.140
Did I click the wrong movie? Even that or I just stumbled upon a lost episode of euphoria cuz dang

02:51:37.360 --> 02:51:41.320
That's a lot of but but yeah, we found out in no way or two

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Like if it'll just be like, oh, let's take our tops off. What?

02:51:45.440 --> 02:51:50.680
A group of girls who are being stalked by a serial killer. What you ever watch a sex scene with your parents?

02:51:52.360 --> 02:51:59.420
bottom three experiences uses a drill as bottom three experiences you feel the

02:51:59.420 --> 02:52:05.580
silence you feel the silence his weapon address so awkward and since they don't

02:52:05.580 --> 02:52:09.220
realize they're mean stock they set up a sleepover like it's a normal night they

02:52:09.220 --> 02:52:13.740
ordered pizza gossip they even broke out the duck pack don't do drugs go what

02:52:13.740 --> 02:52:16.720
they ain't know is that it only made it easier for the killers to cast them

02:52:16.720 --> 02:52:19.900
lacking and so the girls to try and survive the night before the killer

02:52:19.900 --> 02:52:23.220
can turn this summer party into a basketball.

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And I'm going to keep it a buck.

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I've only seen this movie once.

02:52:25.940 --> 02:52:27.900
But I think this movie holds up.

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I think it does.

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The characters are likable and realistic.

02:52:30.980 --> 02:52:33.420
What's the horror movie where the guy controls bees?

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Oh my god.

02:52:37.100 --> 02:52:38.420
What is the name of that film?

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Somebody knows.

02:52:39.820 --> 02:52:41.980
He controls bees.

02:52:41.980 --> 02:52:43.260
Candyman.

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Yeah.

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Can't say about every single horror movie.

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I've never seen it.

02:52:46.060 --> 02:52:47.700
I've seen Cliff for Candyman.

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I did not just know.

02:52:48.460 --> 02:52:53.100
Never seen that movie. I was to get so confused when I read the description. I'm like, what do you mean he controls bees?

02:52:53.580 --> 02:52:57.300
The whole personality dummies were just there to die. The killer is actually scary.

02:52:57.300 --> 02:53:01.060
I mean have y'all ever seen a dude whose main weapon is something you can only find at home?

02:53:01.060 --> 02:53:04.380
Depot? Like what? And then they even had some funny moments. It's a good movie.

02:53:04.380 --> 02:53:07.500
I mean this is 1982. This is the same year a thriller came out.

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Of course it's gonna be good. And I know it's not the massacre or horror movie people usually think about.

02:53:11.580 --> 02:53:14.700
But I just wanted to show this one some love because I feel like nobody talks about it.

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And don't worry. I'ma get to the one you're thinking about.

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Well, first thing I gotta talk about.

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I have never heard of any of these films.

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Carrie.

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Wait, what's the one movie where there's that really?

02:53:30.260 --> 02:53:31.160
Is it Carrie?

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There's like a really creepy scene at the end.

02:53:37.540 --> 02:53:39.840
Oh my God, it's like the movie's not scary.

02:53:39.840 --> 02:53:41.340
And then there's a scary twist.

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Is it Carrie?

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Somebody help, somebody help.

02:53:45.080 --> 02:53:50.840
It's like a woman, and she's facing, is that Carrie?

02:53:50.840 --> 02:53:53.240
Carrie movie, or Carrie ending scene?

02:53:56.040 --> 02:53:57.160
No, it is not Carrie.

02:54:01.920 --> 02:54:03.800
Oh my god.

02:54:03.800 --> 02:54:06.240
No, it's like they're sleep away camp.

02:54:06.240 --> 02:54:09.560
It might be sleep away camp.

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Ending scene.

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I'm going to show you guys to see it's so, oh my god,

02:54:13.080 --> 02:54:14.040
it is this.

02:54:14.040 --> 02:54:15.340
So disturbing.

02:54:16.840 --> 02:54:17.840
Angela!

02:54:18.340 --> 02:54:21.840
Wait, where? I only control like a small snippet.

02:54:22.240 --> 02:54:24.040
Oh, it's so fucking weird.

02:54:25.140 --> 02:54:27.840
Just the face she makes. Imagine watching this like two in the morning.

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TRIGGERING

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Like, terrifying!

02:54:39.540 --> 02:54:41.340
Terrifying!

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Oh my god, scary as shit dude. It's like a skin walker or something

02:54:49.740 --> 02:54:51.740
It just starts going

02:54:53.180 --> 02:54:58.060
For like three minutes, it's not scary. It's uncanny. I think uncanny shits the scariest. Oh

02:55:00.460 --> 02:55:06.620
My god, there was one movie I watched in eighth grade as a part of class and it was super fucking scary

02:55:06.620 --> 02:55:11.760
Again, we're gonna do another game where I described the movie and you tell me what it is because I don't remember it

02:55:12.260 --> 02:55:15.220
There they suck your body pause

02:55:15.800 --> 02:55:20.740
They kill you create a clone of you and when they find you they go like this

02:55:23.500 --> 02:55:28.140
And then they kill you again, it's not barbarian what is that movie?

02:55:30.460 --> 02:55:32.460
Invasion of the body snatchers

02:55:33.460 --> 02:55:36.060
Chat so good at this super scary film

02:55:36.620 --> 02:55:43.580
Super scary film, and they don't really use like that, but it's like a 1980 film

02:55:43.580 --> 02:55:51.460
But it's like dude every monster you don't know if somebody's like it and then when they find you they all just point at you and scream

02:55:52.940 --> 02:55:54.940
I

02:55:56.060 --> 02:56:00.780
Gotta rewatch this movie. I got a good fucking movie up is Carrie from 1976

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Notable things that happened this year, Ryan Minem's got removed from the bag, and Ryan

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Reynolds was born.

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Now I had never seen this movie before I thought I'd make this video.

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I heard of it cause it's insanely popular, but I had never seen it until today.

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And I'ma say now, this movie caught me off guard cause watching it, you wouldn't think

02:56:17.140 --> 02:56:18.780
it's a horror movie at all.

02:56:18.780 --> 02:56:19.780
Up until the end.

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So in Carrie, we follow a girl named Carrie, Shocker.

02:56:22.980 --> 02:56:27.140
She's a quiet and shy high school senior with an extremely religious mother, I'll get

02:56:27.140 --> 02:56:30.060
to that in a second, who's sort of an outcast at school.

02:56:30.060 --> 02:56:32.500
He gets bullied, like a lot.

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And we see how bad this bullying gets

02:56:34.100 --> 02:56:35.900
when one day while they're in the locker room,

02:56:35.900 --> 02:56:38.220
and I'm sorry, I know I'm still introducing this one

02:56:38.220 --> 02:56:39.860
and I said it with the last movie,

02:56:39.860 --> 02:56:42.380
but these old movies really had that nudity.

02:56:42.380 --> 02:56:44.380
Like I can't even show a single clip of this locker room

02:56:44.380 --> 02:56:46.940
scene because it's a straight ta ta's butt and bush, bro.

02:56:46.940 --> 02:56:48.660
You know that's how they rocked it back then?

02:56:48.660 --> 02:56:50.420
Y'all gonna have to start questioning y'all grandparent.

02:56:50.420 --> 02:56:53.020
Bro, I used to rewatch that one scene

02:56:53.020 --> 02:56:54.980
from Harold and Kumar.

02:56:54.980 --> 02:56:56.940
Oh my God, bro.

02:56:56.940 --> 02:56:58.780
I remember when I was a kid and I found that movie,

02:56:58.780 --> 02:57:00.340
That shit was crazy.

02:57:00.340 --> 02:57:01.180
I mentioned that.

02:57:01.180 --> 02:57:05.060
There's a bottomless party in the Herald and Kumar

02:57:05.060 --> 02:57:07.140
go to Guantanamo Bay.

02:57:07.140 --> 02:57:11.500
And dude, it's just like straight bush.

02:57:11.500 --> 02:57:12.340
You're a gooner.

02:57:12.340 --> 02:57:13.500
Bro, no, like chat.

02:57:13.500 --> 02:57:16.020
I remember my mom.

02:57:16.020 --> 02:57:18.300
My mom would be like going to work.

02:57:18.300 --> 02:57:19.700
I'd be like, can I rent this movie?

02:57:19.700 --> 02:57:20.900
She's like, you've seen it three times.

02:57:20.900 --> 02:57:22.820
I'm like, I just really love that movie.

02:57:22.820 --> 02:57:24.620
Just straight, fast forward to that scene.

02:57:24.620 --> 02:57:27.340
Just rewatch it over and over again, bro.

02:57:27.340 --> 02:57:29.340
Oh my god, I'd be 10 years old.

02:57:29.340 --> 02:57:31.080
I'd be 10 years old, maybe.

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Oh my god, I don't even think she knew

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what the movie was about.

02:57:34.700 --> 02:57:37.740
I was like, it's just a comedy film, a terrible and comar.

02:57:37.740 --> 02:57:39.180
Why were they so freaked out?

02:57:39.180 --> 02:57:40.140
But yeah, as I was saying,

02:57:40.140 --> 02:57:42.300
we see exactly how bad the bullying gets

02:57:42.300 --> 02:57:43.900
when one day while she's in the locker room

02:57:43.900 --> 02:57:46.300
taking a shower, Carrie, out of nowhere,

02:57:46.300 --> 02:57:48.140
gets her first period.

02:57:48.140 --> 02:57:50.820
And since her mom never told her what the period is,

02:57:50.820 --> 02:57:53.860
again, I'll get to that in a second, she starts tweaking.

02:57:53.860 --> 02:57:56.380
And instead of helping her while she panics,

02:57:56.380 --> 02:57:58.220
all the other girls in the locker room

02:57:58.220 --> 02:58:01.020
just start throwing tampons and pads at her.

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Man, I know I've said it.

02:58:02.620 --> 02:58:07.100
How closeted of a person would you have to be

02:58:07.100 --> 02:58:09.460
to not know what a period is?

02:58:09.460 --> 02:58:11.660
To like full panic when you get it

02:58:11.660 --> 02:58:14.940
and then like, that's crazy.

02:58:14.940 --> 02:58:16.540
This is the world when I went over to the black.

02:58:16.540 --> 02:58:18.540
Cock-meat sandwich, yeah, that's in,

02:58:18.540 --> 02:58:21.740
that's in Harold and Kumar.

02:58:21.740 --> 02:58:23.500
Somebody said a child crush mark?

02:58:23.500 --> 02:58:26.300
Well, I'm saying your parents would teach you about that.

02:58:26.700 --> 02:58:27.600
Uh, all but-

02:58:27.600 --> 02:58:30.800
Like, she has to be like a religiously closeted family.

02:58:31.200 --> 02:58:33.100
For them to not tell her,

02:58:33.100 --> 02:58:36.100
hey, you're probably gonna get a period at some point.

02:58:36.300 --> 02:58:40.400
Believe it's bad, but some of these bullying gotta be the dumbest sh** that I've ever seen.

02:58:40.500 --> 02:58:42.700
How you gonna bully a girl for something I'll all do?

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All of y'all.

02:58:43.600 --> 02:58:45.200
I-I don't care how crazy she reacted.

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I flip out two if I didn't know I started bleeding on my freaking leading lesson there.

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Thankfully, Carrie's gym teacher, Miss Collins, and her fears turned to other girls to leave.

02:58:53.200 --> 02:58:58.800
Carrie alone. And then she slaps Carrie to calm her down. I'm telling y'all the 70s with Waller.

02:58:58.800 --> 02:59:04.720
But amidst all this chaos, we saw two very important things happen. One, while Carrie was panicking

02:59:04.720 --> 02:59:09.760
about her period, for some reason this light bulb completely shattered. Like, completely.

02:59:09.760 --> 02:59:13.120
Unless she was hitting some high notes or something, that's a little odd. And two,

02:59:13.120 --> 02:59:17.840
we see one of the girls who was bullying Carrie, Sue, start to actually feel bad for her. In fact,

02:59:17.840 --> 02:59:22.320
she felt so bad the next day when the gym teachers punched the girls by making them do all these

02:59:22.320 --> 02:59:26.160
exercises, she doesn't complain at all. That wasn't the case for everyone though.

02:59:26.160 --> 02:59:30.120
Cause this girl Chris was pissed about it. She didn't think they deserved to be

02:59:30.120 --> 02:59:34.160
printers like this. My son's over a bully and Carrie, so she confronts a gym teacher.

02:59:34.160 --> 02:59:35.600
You know, give her a piece of my-

02:59:35.600 --> 02:59:36.100
WHAT?!

02:59:36.100 --> 02:59:36.600
OH!

02:59:36.600 --> 02:59:37.100
I'M BAD!

02:59:37.100 --> 02:59:39.920
70s wallet. But yeah, soon felt very bad.

02:59:39.920 --> 02:59:41.260
So to make it up to Carrie, she has-

02:59:41.260 --> 02:59:44.400
She's right, that crazy that teachers used to be able to hit students.

02:59:44.400 --> 02:59:48.640
Besides to ask her boyfriend Tommy to take Carrie to prom instead of her.

02:59:48.640 --> 02:59:56.240
Fucking smack the shit out of you. I'd be like, bro. What's used to question mark? Yeah, which is just insanely sweet

02:59:56.240 --> 03:00:03.420
I mean those people that do it now, but it's not allowed truly truly selfless. Yeah fucking fired. That's exactly why I'm not doing that

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I'm sorry. I don't care if it's Jimmy from South Park. I think I'll let you take my I got beaten height

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Oh, I was gonna say said I'm playing I was gonna say you got hit in high school

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You say right you didn't report that shit. I go to prom just so you can feel better

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This ain't like borrowing a pencil, bro. This is my girl. You're not gonna just I'll give her back to you after prom

03:00:21.460 --> 03:00:25.140
No, no, I'm not doing that. I'm sorry. I hope you find a date though. I can do that

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But that's what she wants to do

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So Tommy agrees to ask Carrie and after saying no the first time thinking it was some sort of messed up joke with some encouragement from miss

03:00:32.480 --> 03:00:35.820
Collins Carrie, but she does say yes. She will go to prom with Tommy

03:00:36.980 --> 03:00:43.380
Well, let's not forget guys Carrie's mom is extremely religious like extremely like not only that she never

03:00:43.380 --> 03:00:46.300
How does this turn into a horror film though, does she like kill her kid?

03:00:46.300 --> 03:00:50.140
We're told Carrie about her period because she believes getting it is a sin?

03:00:50.140 --> 03:00:51.140
What?

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But she also locks Carrie in the closet and makes her pray anytime she thinks she's misbehaving.

03:00:55.460 --> 03:00:58.580
So it's pretty much safe to say she's a bit strict.

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So when Carrie tells her about going to prom with a boy, it did not go well.

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They pretty much start arguing back and forth.

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Carrie saying that she wants to go and that not everything's a sin.

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Her mother saying she needs to go to the closet and repent, but just like the light bulb situation

03:01:11.780 --> 03:01:16.020
earlier while they're arguing and Carrie grows increasingly frustrated because her mom's not

03:01:16.020 --> 03:01:25.940
listening and she's walking away from her and oh no this is when Carrie tells her mom and us pretty

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much that she has telekinesis. Yeah, on top of

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what?

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What? I thought what a weird plot twist. I thought this was

03:01:44.180 --> 03:01:47.260
going to be like, Oh, she goes to the prom the guy kills her

03:01:47.260 --> 03:01:50.860
or something tells her mom and us pretty much that she has

03:01:50.860 --> 03:01:54.180
telekinesis. Yeah, on top of crams, turns out her first

03:01:54.180 --> 03:01:59.380
period gave her access to some supernatural abilities. Any time Carrie gets upset or concentrates,

03:01:59.380 --> 03:02:03.380
she can move stuff with her mind. Which is like, ah, my people were to give me voice cracks and

03:02:03.380 --> 03:02:08.820
random boners, and she gets superpowers. Oh my god, bro. Literally just talking, you'd be like,

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yes, so I was going the other day. Carrie's mom was obviously terrified. I'm not gonna lie,

03:02:15.940 --> 03:02:20.580
I will be too. She tells her, it's the death, the same devil. Morningwood, bro. Now that

03:02:20.580 --> 03:02:22.860
that shit was the worst bro you're in middle school you got to give a speech

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no right now not right now it took your father I can't know

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but Carrie tells her oh mama it wasn't the devil he just ran up for the woman

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mama I know that okay her then she also tells her mama I'm going to the whether

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you cannot relate to that prom and you can't stop who is she feeling like who

03:02:43.300 --> 03:02:47.580
who did you call Carrie you know you called Carrie and so Carrie was going

03:02:47.580 --> 03:02:51.540
to the prom. We even get a cute montage of her and Tommy getting ready for the prom in

03:02:51.540 --> 03:02:55.540
their own ways. Harry makes a dress and learns how to do her makeup. Tommy goes with his

03:02:55.540 --> 03:02:56.540
f-

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I had to get up once though, it's so embarrassing. Just pitching a tent, you just-

03:02:59.980 --> 03:03:04.480
You just stood up and walked into the front of the class.

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Friends to get a suit. I'm telling you, you nearly forgot this is a horror movie. You

03:03:08.420 --> 03:03:13.500
see Carrie all excited to go. Her mom is obviously still being a negative nancy tonight of saying

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everyone's gonna laugh at her and uh freaking hitting herself all right calm down lady but

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Carrie just sits her down using her mind powers and leaves and then Carrie and Tommy arrive at

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the prom and not only is this the beginning of the end but this is also where it gets a little

03:03:28.380 --> 03:03:33.260
sad for me not cuz of anything Tommy did no him and Carrie actually had a blast Carrie talked to

03:03:33.260 --> 03:03:39.100
miss Collins who was very happy for her Tommy and Carrie laughed it up and talked about going to

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to an after party.

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Okay, I was trying to refrain from saying this,

03:03:42.580 --> 03:03:44.580
but can this do not be Joe?

03:03:56.140 --> 03:03:57.140
Was cousin or something?

03:03:57.140 --> 03:03:58.540
Joe, if you watching this, am I tripping

03:03:58.540 --> 03:03:59.380
in Korea not because-

03:03:59.380 --> 03:04:00.220
That doesn't look like me.

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That doesn't look like me.

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I don't know who that is though.

03:04:03.460 --> 03:04:05.740
But yeah, he flirted and danced with her

03:04:05.740 --> 03:04:07.780
and he even kissed her.

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Hey, Tommy, uh, don't you got a girl?

03:04:09.860 --> 03:04:10.980
Scan those.

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But knowing everything Carrie has been put through,

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I can help her just be happy for her.

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No joke, I was smiling ear to ear watching this.

03:04:16.940 --> 03:04:20.220
Don't grow that hair, dude, hell no.

03:04:21.220 --> 03:04:25.940
Chats, I would look like such a dork if I had long,

03:04:25.940 --> 03:04:28.340
if I had a long curly blonde hair

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and I'm wearing my gaming headset, bro,

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I would be on my face, it would not work.

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Man, too, I don't care.

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But then came the prom king and queen boy.

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And you see, I mentioned this earlier.

03:04:39.140 --> 03:04:43.140
Chat, when I rock a man bun, what if I really grew out my hair?

03:04:43.140 --> 03:04:46.140
Really grew out my hair and I got, I got like a pullback man bun?

03:04:46.140 --> 03:04:49.140
Like, rat. From Good Mythical Morning.

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But while Carrie was over here all excited and getting ready for the prom,

03:04:54.140 --> 03:04:56.140
there were people who were still upset at her.

03:04:56.140 --> 03:04:58.140
People who were planning on getting revenge for getting-

03:04:58.140 --> 03:05:01.140
When does this become a horror movie?

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Trouble. Yeah, that girl, Chris from earlier, she was still mad.

03:05:04.140 --> 03:05:09.100
So she concocted a plan to get some payback after finding out Carrie was gonna go to the prom with Tommy

03:05:09.100 --> 03:05:12.600
She listened her boyfriend and some friends to swap out John Travolta

03:05:12.600 --> 03:05:18.820
But the prom votes to make sure Carrie and Tommy win. So while Carrie and Tommy are on stage being crowned

03:05:18.820 --> 03:05:23.180
They had no idea this was all Chris's do. She had them right where she wanted them

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And what makes us worse is that not only did Sue arrive to the prom and see what was about to happen and fail to stop it

03:05:29.140 --> 03:05:33.860
But if you thought Carrie was happy before she was happier than ever now

03:05:33.860 --> 03:05:40.020
All that bullying all that time being an outcast it was over she was finally being accepted by her peers

03:05:40.020 --> 03:05:44.140
This was probably the happiest moment of her life, but then

03:05:50.100 --> 03:05:53.380
Chris built a bucket full of pig blood on

03:05:53.780 --> 03:06:01.340
Carrie and as Tommy's outraged and confused about who could have done that to Carrie that very same bucket drops down and

03:06:01.340 --> 03:06:03.340
And

03:06:03.340 --> 03:06:10.040
Tommy I know that sounds crazy good. It's a frickin bucket, but this really killed him y'all kill count sets up after being humiliated

03:06:10.340 --> 03:06:17.560
Once again having her prom date literally killed in front of her and being laughed at once again a thin metal bucket

03:06:17.560 --> 03:06:23.980
And kind of like her mom said earlier. This was Carrie's finally strong and this one the horror starts carry clothes

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She just starts popping their heads with her eyes

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eyes.

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Toof.

03:06:28.260 --> 03:06:29.260
Toof.

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She closes all the doors, changes the lights to red, and proceeds to murder everyone at

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the prom.

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And I mean everyone.

03:06:37.000 --> 03:06:41.100
She uses a fire hose full pressure to mow down some kids with water.

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Uses the water from that same hose to electrocute the principal and some other people, which

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starts a fire.

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She even kills the one person who always had her back, Miss Collins, by crushing her.

03:06:52.780 --> 03:06:55.940
This is so messed up and honestly, sad.

03:06:55.940 --> 03:06:59.940
watching this I want to be happy for Carrie because you know we see how she's been treated by her

03:06:59.940 --> 03:07:04.980
classmates in the school in general we'll see her get some payback you know it feels a little nice

03:07:04.980 --> 03:07:11.940
but bro all right it's also kind of a stupid scene that she's just going

03:07:14.340 --> 03:07:21.220
as like her focus saying this is overkill everyone deserves to die everyone what if like the janitor

03:07:21.220 --> 03:07:24.500
just walked in for a second what does he have to do with this and y'all want to know what makes

03:07:24.500 --> 03:07:30.420
is worse all that laughing we saw everybody doing wasn't even real. Like yes some people were laughing

03:07:30.420 --> 03:07:36.020
like the bullies and stuff but majority of the people and especially the teacher were not laughing

03:07:36.020 --> 03:07:40.660
it was just in Carrie's head because she was she was done that means Carrie left a bunch of innocent

03:07:40.660 --> 03:07:46.180
people including Miss Collins and Tom yeah she murdered like odds for people. She's body to be burned

03:07:47.460 --> 03:07:51.620
that shot of her walking through the fire was cold though I'm not gonna lie but it wasn't even over

03:07:51.620 --> 03:07:55.780
there cuz after Carrie leaves the prom you know leaving it on fire not only do we

03:07:55.780 --> 03:08:00.700
bullshit or shit actually wait actually here kill Chris and her boyfriend by

03:08:00.700 --> 03:08:04.940
calling them up after they try to run Carrie over see this one I am mad at this

03:08:04.940 --> 03:08:09.740
one was deserved but we also see Carrie arrive home and I thought we'd have to wait

03:08:09.740 --> 03:08:13.660
for Carrie mom. Carrie was at the prom she was just gonna walk in and blig down her mom

03:08:13.660 --> 03:08:17.620
but no it was actually the opposite she goes upstairs and after washing all the

03:08:17.620 --> 03:08:21.860
pick one off she actually goes to her mom to hug her. I know you just massacred her.

03:08:21.860 --> 03:08:24.020
I think I need to go to the prey closet.

03:08:24.020 --> 03:08:27.300
Home school but poor Carrie. Mom.

03:08:27.300 --> 03:08:32.020
She just had a moment y'all it was a moment but her mom after the whole

03:08:32.020 --> 03:08:36.820
telekinesis and going to prom with her boy stuff must have not been in the best

03:08:36.820 --> 03:08:39.540
system moves because the comfort Carrie she told

03:08:39.540 --> 03:08:41.940
that she should have killed her when she was born.

03:08:41.940 --> 03:08:44.340
All right, I don't know if that was very nice.

03:08:45.540 --> 03:08:46.980
Carrie's mom stabs

03:08:50.980 --> 03:08:55.620
Carrie. So you think a period is a sin but but not this? Mind you guys, she was gonna do

03:08:55.620 --> 03:08:58.820
this regardless. Don't think she's doing this because of what happened at the school. No,

03:08:58.820 --> 03:09:02.820
she doesn't even know that. She was out of mind that door like a weirdo before Carrie went up the

03:09:02.820 --> 03:09:08.420
steps. Carrie with no other choice but to defend herself starts using her powers to throw knives

03:09:08.420 --> 03:09:14.660
that her mom, oh my, in not just like two or three, the whole cabinet, essentially making

03:09:14.660 --> 03:09:17.940
her hit the same pose as the same Sebastian statue in her closet.

03:09:17.940 --> 03:09:22.420
Oh my goodness, you know that guy to her, or at least you think it would.

03:09:22.420 --> 03:09:26.660
It looked like Carrie's mom was enjoying it before that moment she was doing while it was happening.

03:09:27.300 --> 03:09:33.140
I guess it's been a while. And that kills Carrie's mom. Like, she's dead. Kill count said so.

03:09:33.140 --> 03:09:37.220
This one ends with Carrie and her mama dying after the house starts sinking into the ground

03:09:37.220 --> 03:09:41.700
to carry psychic abilities because she's sort of freaked out that she realized she killed her mom.

03:09:41.700 --> 03:09:46.420
R.I.P. carry, man. You know, a little too much at the prom, just a little too much. But dang,

03:09:46.420 --> 03:09:50.900
you went through a lot. And we see Sue, the only survivor of the prom night, visiting

03:09:50.900 --> 03:09:59.060
Carrie's grave to pay respects. Oh man, that's kind of sad. Oh Jesus Christ! Oh my God, why am I

03:09:59.060 --> 03:10:05.860
getting scared? Yo, that actually scared me. Yo, that actually scared me. And I know I just

03:10:05.860 --> 03:10:09.600
I just thought about the movie crazy as you can tell I think it holds up, but that's not even though

03:10:09.600 --> 03:10:13.880
I was gonna say bro. Why she pay respects, but she killed everyone. Oh this movie

03:10:13.880 --> 03:10:16.900
I really wanted to go over this video. Well before I get to that one

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Now this dude Texas chainsaw bastard

03:10:22.480 --> 03:10:24.480
The movies aren't bad themselves

03:10:25.120 --> 03:10:29.220
But it's like so easy to outrun this motherfucker

03:10:29.220 --> 03:10:35.600
Like he's an out-of-shape guy wearing somebody else's skin holding a chainsaw like you could just

03:10:35.860 --> 03:10:40.740
away from him and he cannot catch you. This is the real man. Like every Texas

03:10:40.740 --> 03:10:44.900
Chainsaw Masked Movie I've seen I go why are they not just running away? Why are

03:10:44.900 --> 03:10:50.180
they not just running away? He is a middle-aged out-of-shape man with

03:10:50.180 --> 03:10:54.900
very limited mobility because he's holding a chainsaw and vision because

03:10:54.900 --> 03:11:01.380
he's wearing a skin mask. This movie came out in 1974. Notable things that

03:11:01.380 --> 03:11:05.260
happened that year? Hello Kitty was crazy. They had Mexican girls in a

03:11:05.260 --> 03:11:09.940
choke code ever since. Alright so in Texas Chainsaw Massacre we follow a group of five

03:11:09.940 --> 03:11:13.820
friends in the middle of a trip and before you say typical this is like one of the first

03:11:13.820 --> 03:11:18.100
movies to do this okay you're watching Slicebred be made but yeah we follow a group of five

03:11:18.100 --> 03:11:21.860
friends who are on the trip somewhere we got Sally who's like the main girl you know she

03:11:21.860 --> 03:11:27.100
be chilling her boyfriend Jerry who on Wikipedia says it's supposed to be summer between 17

03:11:27.100 --> 03:11:34.100
to 22 bro looks 45 holy it's supposed to be summer between the ages 17 and 22 which

03:11:34.100 --> 03:11:36.580
I'm just like, yeah, yeah.

03:11:36.580 --> 03:11:39.900
If he was doing math since the day he was born,

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he's 22.

03:11:41.020 --> 03:11:42.660
That's an insult to 27-year-olds, bro.

03:11:42.660 --> 03:11:44.060
He's more like 36.

03:11:44.060 --> 03:11:45.340
Then there's her best friend, Pam.

03:11:45.340 --> 03:11:46.940
36, I'd say 40s, bro.

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Play into the strategy, which I'm not even

03:11:49.020 --> 03:11:51.820
going to say anything about.

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I'm just saying, if you're going to judge me and see me

03:11:54.460 --> 03:11:57.620
differently and hate me for the day I was born,

03:11:57.620 --> 03:11:59.620
then just hate before I'm from my skin color too.

03:11:59.620 --> 03:12:00.300
You might as well.

03:12:00.300 --> 03:12:01.340
That's all I'm saying.

03:12:01.340 --> 03:12:02.940
I can't control my Gemini.

03:12:02.940 --> 03:12:05.660
Then there's her boyfriend Kirk, you know, you there.

03:12:05.660 --> 03:12:08.220
And then the, and I feel bad for saying this, but

03:12:08.220 --> 03:12:10.540
the most annoying character in the movie,

03:12:10.540 --> 03:12:12.460
Sally's disabled brother, Frank.

03:12:12.460 --> 03:12:14.540
I know he's in the wheelchair, but I'm sorry, bro.

03:12:14.540 --> 03:12:15.380
This dude is annoying.

03:12:15.380 --> 03:12:16.620
I'm taking Junior over here.

03:12:16.620 --> 03:12:17.740
We followed them while they're on their way

03:12:17.740 --> 03:12:20.940
to an old family home after visiting Sally's grandfather's grave.

03:12:20.940 --> 03:12:25.140
But on their way there, they run into some very peculiar people.

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First, while they're driving, they start to pick up this hitchhiker.

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And thank goodness we have all passed doing this.

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I'm all for people being social.

03:12:31.700 --> 03:12:37.060
a matter of fact, I actually think people nowadays should be more social, but this is too social.

03:12:37.060 --> 03:12:39.660
And this hitchhiker the guy is exactly what you'd expect.

03:12:39.660 --> 03:12:41.820
He's covering fucking blood.

03:12:41.820 --> 03:12:45.460
Crazy guy, takes photo of them, cuts his hand open, cuts them open.

03:12:45.460 --> 03:12:48.180
This dude even lit a fire before they finally kicked him out.

03:12:48.180 --> 03:12:51.020
And then if that wasn't weird enough, when they stop to get some gas,

03:12:51.020 --> 03:12:54.260
the guy working there tells him not to go mess around in their old house.

03:12:54.260 --> 03:12:55.940
He's selling so, you know, he got the accent.

03:12:55.940 --> 03:12:57.820
And when he finds out the house they're going to-

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Don't go messing around now, you hear?

03:13:01.700 --> 03:13:05.460
There's dangerous people in these parts.

03:13:05.460 --> 03:13:11.780
Actually, there's for some like every old guy in a horror film.

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Did you hear about the demons?

03:13:13.820 --> 03:13:18.140
The reason doesn't complete 180 and ask them to stay for some barbecue?

03:13:18.140 --> 03:13:19.140
Huh?

03:13:19.140 --> 03:13:20.420
This guy a gold digger or something?

03:13:20.420 --> 03:13:25.140
No, actually, the strangest of this guy and the other guy goes far deeper than some gold.

03:13:25.140 --> 03:13:27.780
There was something sinister going on in the back door.

03:13:27.780 --> 03:13:31.420
But by the time they got to the house, they forgot about those two dudes.

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It was time to have fun, baby.

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I'm not going to act like it was the nicest spot.

03:13:35.220 --> 03:13:36.900
You know, it doesn't matter if I'm cracking the wall.

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It definitely wasn't.

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But they were having fun.

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They were all having fun.

03:13:40.300 --> 03:13:42.180
Well, everyone except Franklin, who

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they left downstairs in his wheelchair,

03:13:44.020 --> 03:13:44.660
listened to that.

03:13:44.660 --> 03:13:46.300
They didn't help him inside.

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They just got out of the car and told him to figure it out.

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That's fucking crazy.

03:13:50.660 --> 03:13:51.700
Tour us for the five.

03:13:51.700 --> 03:13:52.620
Start chatting, suffer more.

03:13:52.620 --> 03:13:53.460
Watch your content every day.

03:13:53.460 --> 03:13:54.340
I'll see you through a day.

03:13:54.340 --> 03:13:56.740
So I'm calling them able to help, but thank you for the five.

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David Season Alert, Pickle J, Tweety,

03:13:59.020 --> 03:13:59.580
think of the five.

03:13:59.580 --> 03:14:00.620
Gifted some to think of the three.

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The first horror movie I remember watching,

03:14:02.620 --> 03:14:04.180
Gimmy Nightmares, right for the sub,

03:14:04.180 --> 03:14:05.140
drawing big over the five gifts.

03:14:05.140 --> 03:14:07.060
It's I don't know if I've ever seen Jeepers Crapers.

03:14:07.060 --> 03:14:09.980
Fancy Ibi Torres, Wacom I Heart,

03:14:09.980 --> 03:14:10.820
camping one for the subs,

03:14:10.820 --> 03:14:12.580
one thing over the 50 under buddies.

03:14:12.580 --> 03:14:14.460
I just joined out of, it's anything,

03:14:14.460 --> 03:14:15.700
what are your thoughts on Lacey's rest?

03:14:15.700 --> 03:14:17.660
I don't know really anything about it.

03:14:17.660 --> 03:14:18.660
Mass silent and repeat,

03:14:18.660 --> 03:14:20.580
take it with the sub, make it take it with the five.

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Watch every single one of your VODs here that go,

03:14:21.940 --> 03:14:23.900
thank you, Maddie and Big, take it with the sub.

03:14:23.900 --> 03:14:25.740
Kid always for the sub radio for the three,

03:14:25.740 --> 03:14:28.740
catch up with the subbie as best by champion wins.

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Alrighty, with that.

03:14:30.140 --> 03:14:32.700
to them running around and having fun upstairs.

03:14:32.700 --> 03:14:34.780
He's annoying, but even this is messed up.

03:14:34.780 --> 03:14:36.820
Everyone else was having fun though, they was having fun.

03:14:36.820 --> 03:14:38.860
That is until Pam and Kirk decide

03:14:38.860 --> 03:14:41.500
they wanna take the fun outside to this watering hole.

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But when they go out there,

03:14:42.580 --> 03:14:44.460
they don't find a watering hole at all.

03:14:44.460 --> 03:14:45.540
They find a house.

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And this must've been where that white guy

03:14:47.060 --> 03:14:48.620
in Hormoy's stereotype started,

03:14:48.620 --> 03:14:50.700
cause instead of, you know, turning around,

03:14:50.700 --> 03:14:51.940
Kirk says, we better-

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Let's go in there.

03:14:54.500 --> 03:14:55.940
Let's go in there.

03:14:55.940 --> 03:14:58.780
Oh, a weird basement with a guy outside.

03:14:58.780 --> 03:15:02.340
Let's go inside. We'll check that out. And that's exactly what they did

03:15:02.340 --> 03:15:05.380
They get to the house and things were off first

03:15:05.380 --> 03:15:11.100
They find a tooth like a human tooth right on the front porch and this dude Kirk picks it up

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Not only are you dumb, but you nasty, bro

03:15:15.240 --> 03:15:22.780
And to make things more concerning when this dude Kirk goes inside he sees animal skulls and hears pig noises come from this room

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Yeah, I don't know why you would walk inside

03:15:26.480 --> 03:15:28.480
Like I used to just leave

03:15:28.780 --> 03:15:36.660
Right at that point. I better go check that out. But the strangest thing came when Kurt goes walking in check out the noise and then

03:15:40.460 --> 03:15:45.320
Another face comes out and kills him and in a gruesome way to a hammer

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And it caused him to convulse

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And let me go on a little tangent about this cuz this dude used to scare me crazy

03:15:52.740 --> 03:15:57.020
Crazy big dude with a chainsaw wearing a face on his face

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I used to piss myself just thinking about but watching this again. Yeah, this dude does kill people

03:16:02.500 --> 03:16:08.540
But he's sort of like a goofball like every time we run into people is less of a I'ma kill you and more like a

03:16:09.180 --> 03:16:15.380
Shit, I gotta kill you like one of the last time you see Michael or Freddy sit down and reflect after killing someone

03:16:15.380 --> 03:16:17.780
You don't see that don't get me wrong. He's still a scary

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I mean he's still wearing someone's face on his face and he would murk you if you step into his house

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But I remember watching this when I was younger thinking Leatherface was the scariest part about the school.

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But no, not completely. The scariest part is yet to come.

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Because after people keep coming into the house, First Peer Boo almost makes it out, but Leatherface catches her and puts her on a hook.

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Wait, they all just keep going into his house? Why don't they just like call for help?

03:16:40.780 --> 03:16:43.900
Oh my, is this where Dead by Dela got her from?

03:16:43.900 --> 03:16:48.540
Then the old looking young guy, Jerry, who came to look for his friends only to get caught, the last two...

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They all individually go into the house one by one.

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That's crazy.

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Poor Maynard Sallie and her brother Franklin.

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A-noses, they kinda gotta go and make sure

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their friends are alive or whatever.

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They go out to look for them, but then, they hear something.

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A-noses.

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Leatherface comes out and kills Franklin, too.

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I'm not that mad at that one.

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But again, like I said he's still not the scariest part.

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When it gets scary is after Sally runs away all the way back to the gas station to see if she can find some help,

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she encounters the worker from earlier.

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And after asking him to help her and seeing him come back with a rope and a bag, uh-oh,

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she realizes they're in cahoots.

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Yeah, the gas station guy.

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Leather face.

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And not just them two, but the hitchhiker from the start are actually a family of cannibals.

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Yeah, I know.

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What?

03:17:43.200 --> 03:17:45.600
I have not seen this original one.

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Panda Boots. Yeah, I know, I know.

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Hitchhiker really? Who the fuck?

03:17:52.080 --> 03:17:57.600
And to me, this dinner scene after they kidnap Sally is the horror of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Tied up in a chair made of people on some, some edgine stuff, then across from you,

03:18:02.000 --> 03:18:05.760
the table of dudes who are doing a try not to laugh with your suffering.

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That's some scary shit.

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And what scares me even more about this is, you know you can't reason with them.

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The Rednecks.

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Sally tries to bargain by saying she'll do anything, and that doesn't even work.

03:18:16.400 --> 03:18:20.160
Oh, poor Sally. Don't you know they only do that stuff with their sisters?

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Well, before they, I guess, eat her, the brothers, because their brothers, by the way,

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don't, they're older than one food. The brothers decide, instead of killing Sally themselves,

03:18:28.240 --> 03:18:32.000
they should let their grandpa do it. Oh yeah, their damn near-deceased grandson.

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THAT GUY'S ALIVE?

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Hims was there too. And if you think he might not...

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THAT GUY'S ALIVE!

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See a cannibal, no? No, he's just bad at the rest of them.

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He even dances when he takes his blood.

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So yeah, they decided to let their grandpa do it.

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But since this dude frickin' predates the dinosaurs,

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he keeps dropping the hammer.

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It's kinda like that Spongebob episode,

03:18:49.080 --> 03:18:50.780
the firmly grasping.

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And this was their biggest mistake.

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Because while they're trying to switch who holds the hammer,

03:18:54.440 --> 03:18:57.000
Saddy breaks free and jumps out the window.

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Most realistic horror movie character, I swear.

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And it's daytime now, so she just starts hollering.

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And as the hitchhiker is slashing at her back,

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getting closer and closer to catching her,

03:19:05.780 --> 03:19:08.440
a frickin' semi-truck runs him over.

03:19:08.440 --> 03:19:19.000
I forgot that happened and this one is with that same truck driver stopping to help Sally fight off Leatherface only to run away to where I have no clue but he's gone, he's gone and luckily-

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Why don't you just get back in the car?

03:19:20.440 --> 03:19:30.760
Pick up truck this time, stop to save Sally just in time. Hey, maybe hitchhiking ain't so bad after him. Leatherface seems happy about it with that dancing doing. Yeah, this one holds up too. It's a classic, I'm sorry, it's a classic.

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And now for the-

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Yeah, that did look like a better movie than the other ones that I've seen.

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Fine, and by far the oldest movie of the video, and a movie I chose because I know it's something y'all gon' remember.

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NOSFARATU!

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I know y'all recognize this guy, NOSFARATU.

03:19:54.060 --> 03:19:59.760
First time I've ever seen this guy, I wonder how scary NOSFARATU was for people in the 1920s.

03:19:59.760 --> 03:20:05.760
Like that must have been nightmares for days dude.

03:20:05.760 --> 03:20:09.260
Probably people actually believe in like vampires.

03:20:09.260 --> 03:20:10.960
It was the same place most of y'all see.

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On SpongeBob, the hash thing and slasher episode.

03:20:13.460 --> 03:20:16.060
And I remember covering my eyes when he would pop up at the end.

03:20:16.060 --> 03:20:17.860
This guy scared me. Genuinely.

03:20:17.860 --> 03:20:22.460
So when I found out he was in fact real like he had his own movie and SpongeBob ain't make him up,

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I put off watching it for years.

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Until like two weeks ago when I remembered it.

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Don't know man. I don't think I could sit through the movie from the 20s like anything before

03:20:34.660 --> 03:20:36.660
Fucking

03:20:37.060 --> 03:20:39.220
What is the one with the yellow big road?

03:20:40.460 --> 03:20:46.260
The Alice in Wonderland that it's not Alice in Wonderland. What the fuck is that yellow big road? They'll attain man, dude

03:20:47.940 --> 03:20:50.500
Wizard of Oz anything before the Wizard of Oz

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No

03:20:53.620 --> 03:21:00.340
I've watched I I was in a cinema class in college and we had to watch like Casablanca and like other films

03:21:00.340 --> 03:21:02.340
When was Casa Blanca like 1940?

03:21:03.620 --> 03:21:05.620
Yeah, 1940

03:21:06.100 --> 03:21:12.620
It's just bad. I just think I think movies from that era are just like shitty most of the time

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Like I didn't dislike the film, but I'm like hey, this would be a lot better if this movie wasn't like 80 years old

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would it and found out bro this movie's over a hundred years old 1922 to put

03:21:27.460 --> 03:21:31.980
that into perspective when this movie came out the roaring 20s brah Queen

03:21:31.980 --> 03:21:37.260
Elizabeth was in her 40s okay I'm joking but she was almost born that's

03:21:37.260 --> 03:21:41.140
crazy and even explain like that I don't think you already understand how old

03:21:41.140 --> 03:21:47.100
this guy's this movie is so old it's a silent film like no dialogue that's

03:21:47.100 --> 03:21:51.700
even worse dude. I've watched like 10 minute silent films before like comedy

03:21:51.700 --> 03:21:58.460
ones. Oh my god the humor was terrible. It was literally like slip on a banana

03:21:58.460 --> 03:22:03.220
peel humor. Dude if you watch like an old 10 minute silent film that's funny. I'm

03:22:03.220 --> 03:22:09.780
like I'm sitting in a quiet room just watching a guy like mine jokes. This is

03:22:09.780 --> 03:22:20.640
fucking awful. Like Charlie Chaplin, yeah. Slapstick comedy. Oh, oh, I like I understand older Pete like,

03:22:20.640 --> 03:22:26.740
you know, a while back, like humor, humor's been subjective and humor evolves over time.

03:22:26.740 --> 03:22:35.420
But I really think people like before 1940 were the unfunniest motherfuckers of all time. Like,

03:22:35.420 --> 03:22:41.680
Like the funniest guy you knew would be like the cringiest guy in your friend group today.

03:22:41.680 --> 03:22:50.680
Like no good jokes, no good humor, and it was all like surface level shit and none of

03:22:50.680 --> 03:22:55.900
it was like raunchy or funny or like, you know, breaking any barriers.

03:22:55.900 --> 03:23:01.340
It was always like just bait, like a knock knock joke would be the vibe of humor.

03:23:01.340 --> 03:23:06.220
On some Charlie Chaplin stuff, but a hundred years old and no speech, does this movie hold

03:23:06.220 --> 03:23:07.220
up?

03:23:07.220 --> 03:23:08.220
I think so.

03:23:08.220 --> 03:23:11.580
But look, the movie's obviously not the same level of scary as some films today.

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Nowhere near actually.

03:23:12.580 --> 03:23:16.820
It's a simple story about a vampire whose name isn't No Swarovic, who is actually the

03:23:16.820 --> 03:23:20.220
Count, who is trying to, you know, do that warlock.

03:23:20.220 --> 03:23:22.820
Vampire stuff and suck the blood of this dude he met's wife.

03:23:22.820 --> 03:23:25.860
But y'all gotta understand how insane that must've been back then.

03:23:25.860 --> 03:23:30.420
This is from before vampire movies were everywhere, like there was no romance ones like Twilight

03:23:30.420 --> 03:23:33.660
or any good ones like Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.

03:23:33.660 --> 03:23:34.500
None of that.

03:23:34.500 --> 03:23:36.060
So for a little sheltered European boy

03:23:36.060 --> 03:23:37.860
to see us in theaters back then,

03:23:37.860 --> 03:23:39.220
must've been traumatizing.

03:23:39.220 --> 03:23:40.460
Even more than a scared me.

03:23:40.460 --> 03:23:41.460
But you're right, you're right.

03:23:41.460 --> 03:23:42.980
This is about how it holds up today.

03:23:42.980 --> 03:23:45.420
And y'all be happy to know that even a hundred years old,

03:23:45.420 --> 03:23:47.340
it seems like horror movies don't change that much.

03:23:47.340 --> 03:23:49.020
Cause the main character in this movie

03:23:49.020 --> 03:23:51.060
is a f***ing idiot just like in the newer ones.

03:23:51.060 --> 03:23:52.500
I'm serious, this is a scene, right?

03:23:52.500 --> 03:23:53.940
Well, I'll wear it like this.

03:23:53.940 --> 03:23:55.140
If y'all woke up in the morning

03:23:55.140 --> 03:23:56.300
with bite marks on your neck

03:23:56.300 --> 03:23:58.820
and you have a roommate that only sleeps during the day,

03:23:58.820 --> 03:24:01.220
Are you not gonna find that even a little suspicious?

03:24:01.220 --> 03:24:02.060
Just a little.

03:24:02.060 --> 03:24:03.580
Even if you don't know about vampires,

03:24:03.580 --> 03:24:05.740
you know what his dude was awake at night when you got bit,

03:24:05.740 --> 03:24:08.060
so you could at least ask him to bitch you.

03:24:08.060 --> 03:24:08.900
But yeah, point is,

03:24:08.900 --> 03:24:12.180
even though I may not watch it anytime soon,

03:24:12.180 --> 03:24:14.340
or ever again, I think it holds up.

03:24:14.340 --> 03:24:16.300
In fact, I think there's modern horror movies

03:24:16.300 --> 03:24:17.940
that are much worse than this, much worse.

03:24:17.940 --> 03:24:19.620
Have y'all seen Imaginary?

03:24:19.620 --> 03:24:21.100
Talk about disappointment.

03:24:21.100 --> 03:24:23.340
Or maybe I'm just biased because he was in SpongeBob.

03:24:23.340 --> 03:24:24.180
Who knows?

03:24:24.180 --> 03:24:25.860
This one ends with the wife, whose name is Ellen,

03:24:25.860 --> 03:24:27.700
pretty much sacrificing herself

03:24:27.700 --> 03:24:29.260
and letting the count suck her blood.

03:24:29.260 --> 03:24:30.300
And not cause she's into it.

03:24:30.300 --> 03:24:31.900
No, no, this is not Carrie's mother.

03:24:31.900 --> 03:24:33.540
She did it to distract the count.

03:24:33.540 --> 03:24:35.540
So when the sun rises, he doesn't notice

03:24:35.540 --> 03:24:37.300
and the sun may push us.

03:24:40.300 --> 03:24:43.220
Isn't it crazy that everyone in this movie is dead?

03:24:43.220 --> 03:24:44.860
Bro, but like I'm mad.

03:24:44.860 --> 03:24:46.460
Okay, you're watching the movie.

03:24:49.540 --> 03:24:51.700
Silence, radio.

03:24:51.700 --> 03:24:56.700
Silent film is unbearable.

03:24:56.700 --> 03:25:01.200
Watch like five minutes in a silent film and they'll throw stuff on the screen

03:25:02.100 --> 03:25:03.500
Wow

03:25:03.500 --> 03:25:05.720
And big tax if it's a comedy one. Oh

03:25:06.420 --> 03:25:10.460
That's not what was supposed to happen and because you have to fucking read it

03:25:11.100 --> 03:25:15.380
You have to read it that has music. Yeah, usually usually there's like

03:25:16.500 --> 03:25:20.060
Some random shit that's pretty much all the movies I wanted to go over today

03:25:20.060 --> 03:25:26.300
My father was like silly clown music and no judgment. I think these old horror movies hold up for the most part

03:25:26.300 --> 03:25:30.700
Wait those shits are not copyrighted probably I could probably pull up one

03:25:32.940 --> 03:25:35.920
Old silent film comedy

03:25:56.300 --> 03:26:03.300
Like this shit had people dying, bro.

03:26:03.300 --> 03:26:08.300
WHOA!

03:26:08.300 --> 03:26:12.300
WHOA!

03:26:12.300 --> 03:26:20.300
What the fuck?

03:26:20.300 --> 03:26:31.500
Best of Buster Keaton's greatest st-

03:26:31.500 --> 03:27:00.860
I mean like this is cool, but I

03:27:00.860 --> 03:27:14.060
like I'm just watching somebody like juggle juggle a ball this is like some shit I'd see on tiktok

03:27:15.180 --> 03:27:22.780
oh my god an elephant all right I'm done with this w dead though

03:27:25.020 --> 03:27:29.020
tb for the sub david the fray what does they think everybody entertaining me my days uh

03:27:29.020 --> 03:27:33.360
At work even more enjoyable. Thank you key and after the sub super for the sub dash Prince Joe

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Anthony life dig sky TLT rule for the sub tourists

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Thank you for the free chat now. We have a long video a long Nick Crowley video probably gonna turn the lights off for this one

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YouTube's darkest mystery. I'm going to run to the bathroom real quick

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Real quick and then we'll lock it

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We're back.

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It's Cologne Muzz for the sub, key for the sub.

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The hangover, it's there, it's there,

03:30:10.820 --> 03:30:13.820
but I'm starting to feel like I'm alive again.

03:30:15.180 --> 03:30:16.980
Like I'm alive, you know.

03:30:18.220 --> 03:30:19.220
It's not going great though.

03:30:19.220 --> 03:30:21.340
Anyways, also chat, these are fire,

03:30:21.340 --> 03:30:24.580
and I've been eating them from the snack review that we did.

03:30:24.580 --> 03:30:28.460
The Fred Ferkels.

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These little fucking thingies, little Piggos.

03:30:37.500 --> 03:30:38.500
It looks German it is.

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So good.

03:30:48.540 --> 03:30:51.340
Now, Percy Pigs?

03:30:51.340 --> 03:30:52.420
What is a Percy Pig?

03:30:54.580 --> 03:30:59.580
Oh, is that just the British

03:30:59.580 --> 03:31:02.580
version of them? Are they just

03:31:02.580 --> 03:31:04.580
are they just the rebranded

03:31:04.580 --> 03:31:06.580
British Percy pig?

03:31:06.580 --> 03:31:08.580
Jake, she wants to go to Diamond

03:31:08.580 --> 03:31:10.580
Jim. Thanks for letting me know,

03:31:10.580 --> 03:31:12.580
man.

03:31:12.580 --> 03:31:14.580
I feel like he said that like

03:31:14.580 --> 03:31:16.580
three hours ago.

03:31:16.580 --> 03:31:18.580
It could be like a couple days

03:31:18.580 --> 03:31:20.580
after but like Ron, we need to

03:31:20.580 --> 03:31:22.580
do this because Ron, look, we're

03:31:22.580 --> 03:31:26.340
what it is, bro. We're both out of shape. We both have love handles. We both have

03:31:26.340 --> 03:31:31.300
muffin tops. We both have man titties. Our chats harass us day in and day out for

03:31:31.300 --> 03:31:35.740
being out of shape. You get called the fart of twitch. I'm sorry. I didn't know

03:31:35.740 --> 03:31:40.460
why I said that. Listen, Ron, this is your chance to not only prove to your

03:31:40.460 --> 03:31:46.660
community, but yeah, to prove it to yourself, Ron, that me and you can conquer

03:31:46.660 --> 03:31:47.660
the diamond.

03:31:47.660 --> 03:31:49.660
Yeah, you know what I'm gonna go. You know what it sounds like?

03:31:49.660 --> 03:31:53.660
It sounds like he doesn't want to go, but he knows that if I go, that he's forced to go basically.

03:31:53.660 --> 03:31:55.660
So he's just asking, this is Chad's basically thinking.

03:31:55.660 --> 03:31:57.660
My y'all are blissies, y'all should go solo. Go for y'all.

03:31:58.660 --> 03:32:01.660
Yeah, dude, going solo would be scary.

03:32:01.660 --> 03:32:03.660
The Diamond Jim.

03:32:05.660 --> 03:32:07.660
You got some guy in your face?

03:32:07.660 --> 03:32:09.660
You only gonna do one more rep?

03:32:09.660 --> 03:32:11.660
One more?

03:32:11.660 --> 03:32:13.660
No, you can't have water.

03:32:13.660 --> 03:32:17.340
Slaps you on the back. I'd be like, oh god

03:32:19.020 --> 03:32:21.020
We're gonna eat me alive here

03:32:21.060 --> 03:32:27.200
I'm thinking of the five gifteds aspect for the three. Do you watch ish on YouTube? What's

03:32:28.380 --> 03:32:30.380
Kelly a number in the thing of the sub

03:32:30.940 --> 03:32:32.940
Staff and thinking of the thousand buddies bush for the sub date

03:32:33.980 --> 03:32:35.660
What do you mean?

03:32:35.660 --> 03:32:37.660
All right locked-in chat

03:32:37.820 --> 03:32:41.240
Would you go to Donna Jim if I'm available to go I would pull up yeah

03:32:41.240 --> 03:32:45.760
I can't say I'd be doing the whole goddamn work out with them, but I pull up

03:32:49.760 --> 03:32:53.400
80 loop where is diamond Jim

03:33:02.760 --> 03:33:04.760
Oh, it's a maple wood I

03:33:09.120 --> 03:33:11.120
Didn't know that

03:33:11.240 --> 03:33:20.760
All right, where's Mayfuel? It's in New Jersey. All right, walk in.

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AV Loop, YouTube's darkest mystery. Chat, walk in.

03:33:39.120 --> 03:33:46.400
I gotta say Nick Crowley's probably the number one horror coverage YouTube channel.

03:33:47.120 --> 03:33:53.360
YouTube's darkest videos, all of his series are fucking amazing.

03:33:55.120 --> 03:33:57.920
This is scary, can we not watch this? It's gotta be scary, yes.

03:33:59.600 --> 03:34:01.600
Probably disturbing, more than anything.

03:34:01.600 --> 03:34:02.480
August 5th.

03:34:02.480 --> 03:34:03.760
Maxwell, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:34:03.760 --> 03:34:04.560
2011.

03:34:04.560 --> 03:34:06.080
Ah, Wendigoon as well.

03:34:06.480 --> 03:34:08.560
They also have a good podcast, the creep cast.

03:34:09.120 --> 03:34:13.720
A channel appears on YouTube serving as a promotional page for an up-and-coming company

03:34:13.720 --> 03:34:14.720
called Abilu.

03:34:14.720 --> 03:34:17.720
Oh my god, sorry, off topic y'all.

03:34:17.720 --> 03:34:19.240
We haven't talked about it.

03:34:19.240 --> 03:34:24.720
I, I, seeing this reminded me of it, spirit airlines doesn't exist anymore.

03:34:24.720 --> 03:34:26.200
Oh, what?

03:34:26.200 --> 03:34:31.600
In one day they go, sorry we're gonna cancel all of our flights, we're in the gutter.

03:34:31.600 --> 03:34:32.600
Wow.

03:34:32.600 --> 03:34:33.600
Wow.

03:34:33.600 --> 03:34:43.760
So, fuck spirit airlines, fuck spirit airlines, oh my god, fuck spirit airlines.

03:34:43.760 --> 03:34:50.080
I understand they provided cheap flights, which was awesome, but my god, flying spirit

03:34:50.080 --> 03:34:54.720
was like actually hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.

03:34:54.720 --> 03:35:00.000
Literally unreal, unreal, no room, Jack.

03:35:00.000 --> 03:35:06.620
If you are above 5'5", sitting on a Spirit Airlines flight is actually getting crammed

03:35:06.620 --> 03:35:08.700
into a suitcase.

03:35:08.700 --> 03:35:09.700
So bad.

03:35:09.700 --> 03:35:11.820
And they've boasted unbeatable deals in the world of...

03:35:11.820 --> 03:35:12.820
But they want you cheap.

03:35:12.820 --> 03:35:14.180
Yeah, but that is the shitty part.

03:35:14.180 --> 03:35:16.700
You don't want that competition to cease to exist.

03:35:16.700 --> 03:35:18.420
Ryanair does it a lot better, though.

03:35:18.420 --> 03:35:20.700
Ryanair does a great job at being cheap.

03:35:20.700 --> 03:35:25.380
A traditional page for an up-and-coming company called Abilu, a brand that boasted unbeatable

03:35:25.380 --> 03:35:28.900
deals in the world of aviation.

03:35:28.900 --> 03:35:32.860
That same day, four videos were uploaded, each showcasing young women dressed as flight

03:35:32.860 --> 03:35:37.660
attendants detailing some of the many services that Avilu provided.

03:35:37.660 --> 03:35:41.420
These would be the only videos ever uploaded to the channel, as from that moment on the

03:35:41.420 --> 03:35:45.860
page was abandoned, giving Avilu the lifespan of just one day.

03:35:45.860 --> 03:35:50.100
The one day is all it would take to set in motion a mystery that remains unsolved to

03:35:50.100 --> 03:35:54.620
this very day, a mystery surrounding the company at the core of this channel, and the services

03:35:54.620 --> 03:35:59.780
that it allegedly provided, with no one being able to answer the seemingly simple question,

03:35:59.780 --> 03:36:00.780
what was Abilupe?

03:36:00.780 --> 03:36:06.260
And the more you search for answers, the more deranged this trail becomes.

03:36:06.260 --> 03:36:09.820
This is the story of Abilupe, YouTube's darkest mystery.

03:36:09.820 --> 03:36:15.780
Well, how does he find these fucking, how does he find this shit?

03:36:15.780 --> 03:36:21.140
Our viewer sending this stuff in, he probably has a team of researchers that are like looking

03:36:21.140 --> 03:36:22.140
into stuff too.

03:36:22.140 --> 03:36:24.340
Like I guarantee you he probably has like people that he used to pay.

03:36:24.340 --> 03:36:27.300
Yeah, but I think somebody said Reddit as well.

03:36:27.300 --> 03:36:31.740
I think yeah, he's probably finding some stuff maybe on like Reddit or fucking 4chan or like certain forums.

03:36:31.740 --> 03:36:35.740
But like a lot of it, it's probably like, hey, this is a weird YouTube channel, check it out.

03:36:35.740 --> 03:36:38.240
And then he goes down like a fucking rabbit hole.

03:36:40.240 --> 03:36:41.740
And there's your cat.

03:36:44.740 --> 03:36:46.740
So what are you waiting for, Captain?

03:36:52.140 --> 03:37:00.060
Welcome to Abbey Loop, your collected fine website for anything aviation.

03:37:00.060 --> 03:37:02.540
The formula for Abbey Loop's content was simple.

03:37:02.540 --> 03:37:06.460
A young woman stands in front of a static white background dressed in a flight attendant's

03:37:06.460 --> 03:37:07.460
outfit.

03:37:07.460 --> 03:37:11.500
They refer to themselves as deal attendants, and their job seems to be sharing information

03:37:11.500 --> 03:37:13.700
about this new brand, Abbey Loop.

03:37:13.700 --> 03:37:20.540
We offer deals on flight lessons, pilot accessories, fuel, FBO services, charter flights, and even

03:37:20.540 --> 03:37:21.540
small aircraft.

03:37:21.540 --> 03:37:28.780
You don't I mean it like it's a disturbing video, I guess but like it's disturbing because he's putting this like the filter over it right now

03:37:29.100 --> 03:37:33.140
Like I'm wondering how this takes a dark turn because off rip

03:37:33.140 --> 03:37:36.180
It kind of just looks like women that are taking like, you know

03:37:36.180 --> 03:37:43.140
Maybe a $200 fucking payday to show up where flight attendant outfit in front of a green screen and just go hey

03:37:43.140 --> 03:37:46.860
You could fucking find airlines with this website that we have

03:37:46.860 --> 03:37:51.700
The brand marketed a number of unique aviation-related services,

03:37:51.700 --> 03:37:55.020
making them appear as a one-stop shop for anyone in the industry

03:37:55.020 --> 03:37:56.940
or just anyone interested in flying.

03:37:56.940 --> 03:38:00.540
AviLoop claimed to do it all, and at unbeatable prices too.

03:38:00.540 --> 03:38:03.140
Our deals are usually 50% to 9% off.

03:38:03.140 --> 03:38:05.620
Promoting deals of 50% to 90% off.

03:38:05.620 --> 03:38:08.420
90% off?

03:38:08.420 --> 03:38:14.860
Okay, I also gotta say, if you have a business that just started

03:38:14.860 --> 03:38:19.580
and you're like, well, we have great deals, everything's 90% off.

03:38:19.580 --> 03:38:22.380
It's not 90% off, that's your regular price.

03:38:23.580 --> 03:38:27.260
Or are they saying they're getting you flight lessons for 90% off?

03:38:27.260 --> 03:38:28.300
9% off?

03:38:28.300 --> 03:38:30.540
Promoting deals of 50 to 90% off.

03:38:31.420 --> 03:38:36.540
It hardly seems like anything mysterious, just your standard subpar ad from the early 2010s.

03:38:36.540 --> 03:38:40.940
But the more you watch, the less clear it becomes what exactly Avi Loop did.

03:38:40.940 --> 03:38:42.940
They left their business incredibly vague.

03:38:42.940 --> 03:38:50.180
They were no prices, no locations, and rather they just listed a bunch of flying buzzwords offered at deals that seemed impossible

03:38:50.340 --> 03:38:53.480
For example, they list fuel supply among their offerings

03:38:53.480 --> 03:38:56.380
But how are they actually getting the fuel and providing it at f-

03:38:56.500 --> 03:39:02.340
Yeah, they're giving you like what you're an airline that wants to buy like your American Airlines

03:39:02.340 --> 03:39:05.540
And you're like, oh, I'll be loops gonna sell me fuel for 90% off

03:39:05.820 --> 03:39:10.940
What did you just get a fucking oil keg off the coast of Iran like whatever the fuck are you getting?

03:39:10.940 --> 03:39:14.840
Where are you getting where are you getting the oil from? How is it 90% off?

03:39:15.240 --> 03:39:20.060
50 to 90% off and where in the country or even the world are they offering it?

03:39:20.180 --> 03:39:24.420
It just doesn't seem realistic. What they're saying sounds fine on the surface

03:39:24.420 --> 03:39:27.000
But the more you think about it the less sense it really makes

03:39:27.080 --> 03:39:33.020
It just seems too good to be true not to mention how bizarre it is that this unknown company could come in and offer

03:39:33.020 --> 03:39:37.080
Literally anything you could watch that's flying related with such exorbitant deals

03:39:37.080 --> 03:39:42.520
Admittedly though, this is easy enough to ignore and play off as an ineffective or even

03:39:42.520 --> 03:39:46.760
deceitful advertisement, but there was something else that was much harder to ignore about

03:39:46.760 --> 03:39:47.760
these commercials.

03:39:47.760 --> 03:39:53.080
With that being, the deal attendance themselves.

03:39:53.080 --> 03:40:06.920
Despite Avi Loop claiming to be a professional aviation business, it's difficult not to

03:40:06.920 --> 03:40:11.520
notice how cheap these women's outfits appear. They're clearly costumes rather than real

03:40:11.520 --> 03:40:16.120
flight attendant uniforms, and they're clearly over sexualized too.

03:40:16.120 --> 03:40:19.720
Yeah I was going to say it seems like, but I don't know if that's for the purpose of

03:40:19.720 --> 03:40:24.280
like trying to gain clicks, you know what I mean? Like companies will just get really

03:40:24.280 --> 03:40:28.840
attractive women to wear scandalous outfits, so you watch the video.

03:40:28.840 --> 03:40:32.760
Essentially dressed as fetishized versions of actual flight attendants, which is bizarre

03:40:32.760 --> 03:40:38.600
as one of the services that OVLU claims to provide is staffing for flight crews, which would include actual flight-

03:40:38.600 --> 03:40:44.360
P.L.V. Hooters? Well Hooters, uh, waitresses, you- it's actually technically like a modeling job,

03:40:45.000 --> 03:40:48.440
so they get around the loophole of being able to discriminate based off looks.

03:40:49.080 --> 03:40:57.080
Like Hooters won't hire you if you're ugly, and you can't do that for a waitressing job. That's like

03:40:57.080 --> 03:41:01.960
discrimination. But it's technically like a modeling job, like I think you just submit like your face

03:41:01.960 --> 03:41:07.240
shots or something and then they hire you off that so it's like they're legally allowed to deny you

03:41:07.240 --> 03:41:09.800
if they don't think you are attractive.

03:41:09.800 --> 03:41:12.280
Detendance. Yet for whatever reason.

03:41:12.280 --> 03:41:16.040
Same thing with Onlyfans. Well no, you could be the ugliest person of all time and show

03:41:16.040 --> 03:41:20.120
whole on Onlyfans. You don't get hired on Onlyfans.

03:41:21.080 --> 03:41:25.720
They chose to dress these girls in seductive costumes. If they were trying to make these

03:41:25.720 --> 03:41:29.720
advertisements look professional, they were failing miserably. And it wasn't only the

03:41:29.720 --> 03:41:34.920
outfits that had a strange sexual undertone to them. It was also the script that the girls were reading.

03:41:36.120 --> 03:41:40.760
Whether you want to learn to fly, charter an airplane, or just see more girls like me,

03:41:40.760 --> 03:41:44.920
or to see more girls like me, Abby Loop can help. Abby Loop can help.

03:41:44.920 --> 03:41:49.240
It's a fucking porn site. I'm not like, I'm not, I'm not, literally this is the most confusing

03:41:49.240 --> 03:41:54.680
business. So what are you waiting for, Captain? And remember Top Gun? Clearly your attractiveness

03:41:54.680 --> 03:41:57.240
increases with every flight under your belt.

03:41:57.240 --> 03:42:01.000
Bizarrely, the videos themselves were filled with sexual innuendos.

03:42:01.000 --> 03:42:05.880
Anyone who claims that humans were not meant to fly never experienced the thrill of their

03:42:05.880 --> 03:42:09.560
own successful landing. Get ready to fly big boy airplanes.

03:42:09.560 --> 03:42:11.880
They were clearly trying to be more... Bro, what?

03:42:15.240 --> 03:42:21.960
Bro, what? Get ready to fly big boy airplanes? Who's watching this and going, oh yeah, I want to sign up.

03:42:21.960 --> 03:42:25.800
more than a little flirty, which goes hand in hand with the outfits that they were donning.

03:42:26.600 --> 03:42:31.320
Now some might argue that this was a sign of the times. In 2011, edgy and over-sexualized

03:42:31.320 --> 03:42:35.560
marketing was still very much in the norm, with several major companies building their entire

03:42:35.560 --> 03:42:40.120
brands around the approach. But the only problem here is that the videos made it unclear what

03:42:40.120 --> 03:42:44.120
AbhiLoop was even supposed to be offering. Despite saying a lot, the lack of details

03:42:44.120 --> 03:42:49.320
made it entirely ineffective, like the business itself was an afterthought, with the focus instead

03:42:49.320 --> 03:42:56.720
This really feels like an ad that would be a pop-up on the side of a porn video that like if you click it and installs malware.

03:42:57.040 --> 03:43:03.320
Being on these women, in fact even in the channel's description, they simply wrote, meet Avalupe Deal Attendants.

03:43:03.680 --> 03:43:09.400
This is the official page for a brand new company trying to promote its services, and that's all they had to say.

03:43:09.400 --> 03:43:11.460
That's how they marketed their entire company.

03:43:11.460 --> 03:43:12.960
I mean they have a website.

03:43:12.960 --> 03:43:19.100
Making some wonder, what was actually the role of these deal attendants, and what was actually the purpose of Avalupe?

03:43:19.320 --> 03:43:21.720
Oh my god, is this a sex trafficking ring?

03:43:21.720 --> 03:43:27.160
The first and most likely theory at this point is that Havi Loop was an overambitious company

03:43:27.160 --> 03:43:31.760
that used over sexualized marketing to build intrigue around its brand at a time when others

03:43:31.760 --> 03:43:34.840
were doing the same thing to great success.

03:43:34.840 --> 03:43:38.560
Maybe they weren't even off the ground yet in over-promising on services that they hoped

03:43:38.560 --> 03:43:42.440
to one day be able to provide, but for the time being were just throwing out there to

03:43:42.440 --> 03:43:45.080
get more people to visit their website.

03:43:45.080 --> 03:43:48.360
But with such a focus on these deal attendance and just-

03:43:48.360 --> 03:43:52.560
I've seen a lot of spam spoilers and paragraphs.

03:43:52.560 --> 03:43:59.320
Just how strange these videos come across, some are left with a different theory, that

03:43:59.320 --> 03:44:05.560
rather than AviLoop using sex to sell their service, maybe sex was their service.

03:44:05.560 --> 03:44:13.560
Then why the hell is the whole spiel about like, flying and selling fuel and pilot lessons?

03:44:13.560 --> 03:44:18.280
Theory goes that AviLoop was a front for pornography or even prostitution, poorly hidden under

03:44:18.280 --> 03:44:22.160
the guys of this fake aeronautics company. This would explain the prominence of these

03:44:22.160 --> 03:44:26.360
deal attendants, as they themselves may have been the actresses or prostitutes, and it

03:44:26.360 --> 03:44:30.360
also explains the lack of information about the company itself, as the reason their deals

03:44:30.360 --> 03:44:34.640
and services don't seem to make any sense was because they weren't actually offering

03:44:34.640 --> 03:44:39.720
them, it was all just to cover up. And honestly, just going off the eye test, this is how the

03:44:39.720 --> 03:44:45.200
page comes across, but there are other details that make this theory a lot more compelling.

03:44:45.200 --> 03:44:50.360
For starters, in numerous videos, they mention an unusual feature of their website that users

03:44:50.360 --> 03:44:54.600
can vote for their favorite deal attendant and win prizes as a result.

03:44:54.600 --> 03:44:58.160
You can even vote for your favorite deal attendant and win special prizes.

03:44:58.160 --> 03:44:59.160
With one of the-

03:44:59.160 --> 03:45:00.360
That doesn't even make sense.

03:45:00.360 --> 03:45:05.720
Like, who wrote this script, what do you mean you vote for your favorite deal attendant?

03:45:05.720 --> 03:45:10.400
You vote for your favorite deal attendant and win special prizes.

03:45:10.400 --> 03:45:12.840
You win a prize for voting for a tenant?

03:45:12.840 --> 03:45:17.840
Actually, it doesn't really feel like a prostitution ring to me.

03:45:17.940 --> 03:45:21.320
This feels like a cam girl site.

03:45:21.320 --> 03:45:26.200
This feels like you would get on the site, join,

03:45:26.200 --> 03:45:28.940
and it would be like them in this uniform,

03:45:28.940 --> 03:45:32.320
and you pay them and they'll like get naked or something.

03:45:32.320 --> 03:45:34.880
Like, that's what this is.

03:45:34.880 --> 03:45:36.860
These special prizes later being-

03:45:36.860 --> 03:45:38.320
Yeah, like a chatter bait,

03:45:38.320 --> 03:45:41.520
or like some sort of live naked service.

03:45:41.520 --> 03:45:46.120
revealed to be a one-on-one video call with one of these deal attendants.

03:45:46.120 --> 03:45:49.700
This shows that the deal attendants weren't just for marketing, they were a core part

03:45:49.700 --> 03:45:54.280
of the services offered to Abilupe users, making one wonder what was actually happening

03:45:54.280 --> 03:45:58.520
on those video calls, and was it perhaps something sexual?

03:45:58.520 --> 03:46:00.200
And it goes even deeper than that.

03:46:00.200 --> 03:46:03.040
That's not technically illegal, right?

03:46:03.040 --> 03:46:07.960
I mean, if you're a registered bit, like that's not illegal, like that's not prostitution.

03:46:07.960 --> 03:46:12.280
Is there's a reason why I mentioned prostitution specifically in this theory, with that reason

03:46:12.280 --> 03:46:14.720
being a line mentioned in one of these videos?

03:46:14.720 --> 03:46:19.280
To purchase this deal, you must hold at least a private pilot license and a current medical

03:46:19.280 --> 03:46:20.280
certificate.

03:46:20.280 --> 03:46:21.600
Don't miss out and click on that-

03:46:21.600 --> 03:46:22.600
What?

03:46:22.600 --> 03:46:26.600
Hold at least a private pilot license-

03:46:26.600 --> 03:46:28.600
Be mentioned in one of these videos.

03:46:28.600 --> 03:46:33.080
To purchase this deal, you must hold at least a private pilot license and a current medical

03:46:33.080 --> 03:46:34.080
certificate.

03:46:34.080 --> 03:46:36.080
Don't miss out and click on that big blue button.

03:46:36.080 --> 03:46:37.760
You know you want to.

03:46:37.760 --> 03:46:42.760
The deal attendant mentions that all customers needed to provide an up-to-date medical certificate.

03:46:42.760 --> 03:46:44.760
And have a pilot's license.

03:46:47.260 --> 03:46:48.260
Whaaat?

03:46:48.260 --> 03:46:51.760
Now this isn't something that's necessarily unheard of in the aviation world,

03:46:51.760 --> 03:46:54.760
but it certainly isn't the norm, at least from what I could tell.

03:46:54.760 --> 03:46:56.760
But in the context of this theory...

03:46:56.760 --> 03:46:59.760
Oh my god, are they gonna like, harvest your fucking kidneys, dude?

03:46:59.760 --> 03:47:01.260
Holy shit.

03:47:01.260 --> 03:47:07.260
Is this like, they're like roping you in with Saxon and they fucking knock your ass out and steal your organs.

03:47:07.760 --> 03:47:10.640
It makes perfect sense.

03:47:10.640 --> 03:47:13.200
If they truly were operating some sort of...

03:47:13.200 --> 03:47:16.160
Medical is needed for private pilot's license.

03:47:16.160 --> 03:47:17.760
If prostitution does make sense.

03:47:17.760 --> 03:47:22.360
...then their customers having an up-to-date medical certificate would be imperative to

03:47:22.360 --> 03:47:26.560
preventing the spread of STDs.

03:47:26.560 --> 03:47:30.640
It's strange enough to make this theory feel legitimately possible, but even if it wasn't

03:47:30.640 --> 03:47:35.440
true, it seems obvious that there was something off with this channel, and we haven't even

03:47:35.440 --> 03:47:42.800
discussed the strangest part of it all. In a few videos you can hear unusual sounds in the background.

03:48:05.440 --> 03:48:10.080
I'm gonna like watch one of these clay because it seems like it's like a fucking minute video dude

03:48:12.400 --> 03:48:14.400
How many years ago was this?

03:48:16.640 --> 03:48:18.640
This was six years ago

03:48:19.360 --> 03:48:26.160
Welcome to Avalymp your collective buying website for anything aviation. Yeah, I'm not crazy. You're just so like AI

03:48:26.720 --> 03:48:32.160
We offer deals on flight lessons pilot accessories fuel fbo services

03:48:32.160 --> 03:48:34.160
Why is it in like 140p?

03:48:34.160 --> 03:48:35.160
Try to fly.

03:48:35.160 --> 03:48:37.160
And even small aircraft.

03:48:37.160 --> 03:48:40.160
Our deals are usually 50 to 90% off.

03:48:40.160 --> 03:48:46.160
That means whether you want to learn to fly, charter an airplane, or to see more girls like me,

03:48:46.160 --> 03:48:48.160
Avi Loop can help.

03:48:48.160 --> 03:48:52.160
You can even vote for your favorite deal attendant and win special prizes.

03:48:52.160 --> 03:48:54.160
Our membership is completely free.

03:48:54.160 --> 03:48:56.160
Our deals are unbeatable.

03:48:56.160 --> 03:48:57.160
And there's no catch.

03:48:57.160 --> 03:48:59.160
So what are you waiting for captain?

03:48:59.160 --> 03:49:23.160
Subscribe to a newsletter and get in the loop.

03:49:23.160 --> 03:49:30.120
So what is that noise in the back? So what is that noise into your pretty green license?

03:49:30.280 --> 03:49:35.120
This is your opportunity to do it at 50% off. Yeah, kind of sounds like a dog

03:49:35.600 --> 03:49:41.560
You don't see that kind of sounds like a dog whining. This is your opportunity to do it at 50% off

03:49:41.760 --> 03:49:45.900
No, it's not like a moon. It doesn't sound like a dog toy either. It sounds like a dog going

03:49:47.760 --> 03:49:52.640
Like when Daisy wants a blueberry she'll make that noise you don't see that very often

03:49:52.640 --> 03:49:58.960
Today's deal includes all the necessary ground skull and 15 hours of multi-engine flight training.

03:49:58.960 --> 03:50:01.440
Get ready to fly big boy airplanes.

03:50:01.440 --> 03:50:02.800
To purchase this deal-

03:50:02.800 --> 03:50:04.400
This is a fucking porn site, dude.

03:50:04.400 --> 03:50:06.480
I mean, like, there is literally nothing.

03:50:06.480 --> 03:50:08.640
I just don't see how this could be anything else.

03:50:08.640 --> 03:50:13.760
...to your pretty green license.

03:50:13.760 --> 03:50:15.280
This is-

03:50:15.280 --> 03:50:18.960
Oh my god, it is moaning.

03:50:18.960 --> 03:50:20.320
Wait, slow down.

03:50:20.320 --> 03:50:22.000
It actually sounds like moaning.

03:50:22.000 --> 03:50:34.560
In the background, you can hear what appears to be someone moaning, in a blatantly sexual

03:50:34.560 --> 03:50:40.440
manner, which was loud enough for even the deal attendant to take notice.

03:50:40.440 --> 03:50:44.560
It's very unusual, and certainly not a sound that could just accidentally happen on a typical

03:50:44.560 --> 03:50:48.680
film set, which makes it all the stranger that another inexplicable noise was heard

03:50:48.680 --> 03:50:50.880
in the background of a different video.

03:50:50.880 --> 03:50:54.520
And this one left viewers far more distressed.

03:50:54.520 --> 03:51:00.020
You want to learn to fly, charter an airplane, or to see more girls like me, I believe can

03:51:00.020 --> 03:51:01.020
help.

03:51:01.020 --> 03:51:03.520
Oh my god, that was a man!

03:51:03.520 --> 03:51:07.920
Or to see more girls like me, I believe can help.

03:51:07.920 --> 03:51:16.240
Or to see more girls like me, I believe can help.

03:51:16.240 --> 03:51:20.400
Some believe that this is yet another sexual moan, while others swear that that one definitely

03:51:20.400 --> 03:51:22.400
They can hear a specific word.

03:51:22.400 --> 03:51:23.400
The word...

03:51:23.400 --> 03:51:24.400
Help.

03:51:24.400 --> 03:51:26.400
I need your help!

03:51:26.400 --> 03:51:28.400
Mwaah.

03:51:31.400 --> 03:51:34.400
No, it just sounds like somebody going, uh...

03:51:35.400 --> 03:51:39.400
It's incredibly concerning, especially if this prostitution theory is true.

03:51:39.400 --> 03:51:41.400
I mean, there's just so many implications to it.

03:51:41.400 --> 03:51:44.400
Given the link between prostitution and human trafficking.

03:51:44.400 --> 03:51:47.400
But again, this could all be part of the marketing.

03:51:47.400 --> 03:51:50.600
Maybe this was all just a ploy to get people to visit their website

03:51:50.880 --> 03:51:56.840
Roping you in with these sexualized creepy and even concerning videos that almost demand that you dig deeper

03:51:56.880 --> 03:52:01.360
Yeah, but it got like no you like I'm saying I don't understand like they posted this

03:52:01.600 --> 03:52:07.800
This is like a 300 subscriber YouTube channel like well if this is the case then surely visiting their website

03:52:07.800 --> 03:52:13.760
Oh my god, I was posting 2011 what we were watching was a reupload site would help put this mystery to bed

03:52:17.400 --> 03:52:22.760
At the time these videos were uploaded back in 2011, those visiting the Abiloupe website

03:52:22.760 --> 03:52:25.840
would be met with a rather lackluster experience.

03:52:25.840 --> 03:52:27.640
The homepage was dull and un-

03:52:27.640 --> 03:52:31.640
Holy dude, this is actually like the worst website ever.

03:52:31.640 --> 03:52:34.880
Un-inviting and seemed about as vague as the videos promoting it.

03:52:34.880 --> 03:52:38.840
However, they did have an about section that attempted to describe the service more in

03:52:38.840 --> 03:52:39.840
depth.

03:52:39.840 --> 03:52:42.360
There, they mentioned that the primary goal of Abiloupe-

03:52:42.360 --> 03:52:48.120
They offer deals to pilots, aircraft owners, jet seers, or jet setters, and aviation enthusiasts.

03:52:49.880 --> 03:52:54.040
Find deals for flight lessons, type ratings, uniforms, aviation magazines, navigation equipment,

03:52:54.040 --> 03:52:59.560
headsets, pilot vacations, books, instructional videos, and aviation museums. Yeah.

03:52:59.560 --> 03:53:04.040
Loop was safety, as they believed that making training and other aeronautic services more

03:53:04.040 --> 03:53:09.080
accessible can in turn help prevent accidents, which strangely was never even hinted at in their

03:53:09.080 --> 03:53:12.760
their videos and has never mentioned again on any other portion of the website.

03:53:12.760 --> 03:53:17.880
But it was in this About tab that they listed even more services that they claimed to provide.

03:53:17.880 --> 03:53:24.160
Services like navigation equipment, headsets, and pilot vacations, among many other things.

03:53:24.160 --> 03:53:28.360
Basically anything even remotely related to flying they sold it, or at least claimed

03:53:28.360 --> 03:53:33.120
to, and they insisted that they did so cheaper than anywhere else by using collective bargaining,

03:53:33.120 --> 03:53:36.480
a process that they would go into greater detail about.

03:53:36.480 --> 03:53:41.080
Avalup acts as a third party, partnering with aviation businesses to promote unique deals

03:53:41.080 --> 03:53:42.080
on their site.

03:53:42.080 --> 03:53:45.520
Each of these deals has a quota that must be hit for it to actually go through, so if

03:53:45.520 --> 03:53:49.560
enough people buy the deal, the quota is reached and everyone gets a voucher to do or receive

03:53:49.560 --> 03:53:51.120
whatever they paid for.

03:53:51.120 --> 03:53:53.280
But I mean this seems like a legitimate business.

03:53:53.280 --> 03:53:57.320
If the deal doesn't reach its quota, then everyone is refunded and the deal is voided

03:53:57.320 --> 03:54:00.120
without any cost to the users or the business.

03:54:00.120 --> 03:54:04.000
Avalup was the middleman, which could explain how they managed to offer such impressive

03:54:04.000 --> 03:54:09.440
deals and such diverse services. Though again, this is just what they were saying. Begging

03:54:09.440 --> 03:54:15.360
the question, was anything actually being sold on Abbeyloop.com?

03:54:15.360 --> 03:54:19.760
Well there actually was. The deals were sorted by general locations and most consisted of

03:54:19.760 --> 03:54:27.480
flying lessons, museum trips, or even temporary tattoos. However, there was something unusual.

03:54:27.480 --> 03:54:36.520
pilot tattoos. Lame. Lame. Lame. Why does this deal end in 1969?

03:54:36.520 --> 03:54:42.040
Unusual about these listings. Bizarrely, almost every deal on the site was marked as completing,

03:54:42.040 --> 03:54:46.520
each having ended in 1969, which obviously was impossible.

03:54:46.520 --> 03:54:49.800
Yeah, I could have been a glitch though. There were only a select few deals throughout

03:54:49.800 --> 03:54:54.280
the entire website's history that were ever even active, and even then, there didn't

03:54:54.280 --> 03:54:59.400
seem to be a way to actually purchase them. This end date of 1969 was either some sort

03:54:59.400 --> 03:55:03.800
of glitch or it was intentionally set that way, as the year just so happens to be yet

03:55:03.800 --> 03:55:07.160
another sexual innuendo. So what should prove the c-

03:55:07.160 --> 03:55:09.480
Oh my god, is that why they chose 1969?

03:55:09.480 --> 03:55:14.160
But his legitimacy actually only makes this company seem more suspicious. It was like

03:55:14.160 --> 03:55:17.840
they were trying to make it appear as if they were selling all these different things, yet

03:55:17.840 --> 03:55:21.200
in reality they were hardly offering anything. And what they-

03:55:21.200 --> 03:55:24.800
This also looks like a fucking sex trafficking trap here.

03:55:24.800 --> 03:55:28.520
Flying lessons for women.

03:55:28.520 --> 03:55:29.720
Guess what girls can fly.

03:55:29.720 --> 03:55:30.720
A.V.

03:55:30.720 --> 03:55:33.600
Lube brings you a one hour flying lesson designed specifically for women and girls.

03:55:33.600 --> 03:55:36.720
No age limit for taking your first flight lesson, you don't even have to be a math

03:55:36.720 --> 03:55:37.720
list.

03:55:37.720 --> 03:55:40.440
The word offering wasn't even available for purchase.

03:55:40.440 --> 03:55:44.440
This sent me on a hunt trying to find any sort of testimonials or reviews from any A.V.

03:55:44.440 --> 03:55:45.440
Lube customers.

03:55:45.440 --> 03:55:47.840
But strangely, I couldn't find a single one.

03:55:47.840 --> 03:55:52.000
In fact, the only proof that I could find that anyone actually used this service was

03:55:52.000 --> 03:55:56.640
an avilu patch that I found floating around on eBay, and the only reason that this is at all

03:55:56.640 --> 03:56:01.280
significant is that these badges were included in most of the offers on the website. But this

03:56:01.280 --> 03:56:05.280
isn't substantial in any way shape or form, and it's clear that the seller wasn't actually a

03:56:05.280 --> 03:56:10.640
customer and was instead a patch collector that must have somehow obtained it. Making me question

03:56:10.640 --> 03:56:14.800
if anyone actually ever bought something from this website, and if this whole marketplace was

03:56:14.800 --> 03:56:21.040
really just a ploy, which takes us back to that lingering theory.

03:56:21.040 --> 03:56:24.540
Just like the Abilupe channel, the website featured these deal attendants, and just like

03:56:24.540 --> 03:56:27.340
the channel, they seemed to be the primary focus.

03:56:27.340 --> 03:56:31.180
Their involvement was plastered all over the website, with the whole business model appearing

03:56:31.180 --> 03:56:35.620
to hinge on their involvement, which the site was not afraid to outwardly admit.

03:56:35.620 --> 03:56:36.620
What is the-

03:56:36.620 --> 03:56:37.620
Yo!

03:56:37.620 --> 03:56:43.180
Vote for your favorite deal attendant for a chance to win a one-on-one VIP video chat

03:56:43.180 --> 03:56:48.180
with one of the girls, bro this is literally just, this is just, this is a porn site.

03:57:13.180 --> 03:57:18.180
with supermodels. The process of voting for the best deal attending was something

03:57:18.180 --> 03:57:22.220
that they heavily pushed, going as far as to reward one voter each week with the

03:57:22.220 --> 03:57:26.260
aforementioned private video call. And when discussing these calls, they not so

03:57:26.260 --> 03:57:30.940
suddenly hinted that they weren't just ordinary video chats. Writing, you will be

03:57:30.940 --> 03:57:35.100
talking to real successful fashion models with exciting backgrounds. Many are

03:57:35.100 --> 03:57:41.220
big aviation fans, so you will have a lot to talk about. You never know. Vote when

03:57:41.220 --> 03:57:47.180
chat. You never know. The allusion to sex was way more prevalent on the site than

03:57:47.180 --> 03:57:50.140
even on the channel, with this line seeming to hint that winning these

03:57:50.140 --> 03:57:53.620
video calls could entail some sort of sexual encounter with the deal

03:57:53.620 --> 03:57:57.780
attendant, which only seems to bolster this theory even more. But unlike the

03:57:57.780 --> 03:58:01.500
channel, here we're at least given a bit more context as to why these women or

03:58:01.500 --> 03:58:05.340
deal attendants are being used, and according to the site, it wasn't as

03:58:05.340 --> 03:58:07.980
sinister as it seems. Under the business-

03:58:07.980 --> 03:58:11.420
Well, the thing that's really confusing is like, why,

03:58:11.420 --> 03:58:15.260
if this is like a sex trafficking ring

03:58:15.260 --> 03:58:18.940
and they're trying to rope people in

03:58:18.940 --> 03:58:21.300
and use these women to make money in some sense,

03:58:21.300 --> 03:58:25.180
it's like, wouldn't there be a better business model

03:58:25.180 --> 03:58:27.580
than mapping everything around the idea

03:58:27.580 --> 03:58:28.820
of a flight attendant?

03:58:30.820 --> 03:58:32.820
Because for you to even be introduced to this,

03:58:32.820 --> 03:58:34.940
you have to be some sort of like aviation nerd.

03:58:34.940 --> 03:58:37.660
It's like, it just seems illogical.

03:58:37.660 --> 03:58:42.700
section which is used as an FAQ. Like why would any like it's just like yeah I get it's for the

03:58:42.700 --> 03:58:48.860
purpose of hiding it but it's like actually like you could have picked a better profession or thing

03:58:49.580 --> 03:58:54.940
than like oh we sell aviation related things. Our women love talking about airplanes like how

03:58:54.940 --> 03:58:58.780
many fucking people love talking about airplanes. You for companies wanting to promote their deals

03:58:58.780 --> 03:59:03.500
on hobby loop they wrote, what is the deal with deal attendance? As a business you have the option

03:59:03.500 --> 03:59:08.380
to include a professional video of one of our stunning models on your deal page for a flat fee.

03:59:08.380 --> 03:59:13.020
She would deliver a 30 to 60 second message describing your promotion. Our deal attendants

03:59:13.020 --> 03:59:17.740
are real professional models who work for high-end clients. Why should I include a deal attendant?

03:59:17.740 --> 03:59:21.740
Although our promotions get a lot of exposure, adding a deal attendant has the potential of

03:59:21.740 --> 03:59:26.780
making it viral on social media sites. Promotions that include a video tend to be extra successful.

03:59:27.580 --> 03:59:32.140
There's a lot to unpack here. For starters, this explains how AviLoop makes their money.

03:59:32.140 --> 03:59:36.380
They're basically charging companies to run ads using these deal attendants, and the videos

03:59:36.380 --> 03:59:39.660
on their channel are examples of what these ads would look like.

03:59:39.660 --> 03:59:44.380
Though calling them professional is extremely generous, and I can't imagine any companies

03:59:44.380 --> 03:59:46.700
actually wanting to use this service.

03:59:46.700 --> 03:59:50.500
And given that these are the only videos that they shared, I don't think many, if any,

03:59:50.500 --> 03:59:51.700
actually did.

03:59:51.700 --> 03:59:55.420
But in this explanation, AviLoop is all but admitting to using these deal attendants to

03:59:55.420 --> 04:00:00.940
rope people into visiting their website, over-sexualizing them to lure in perverted internet users,

04:00:00.940 --> 04:00:04.500
giving them false hope that they'd be able to interact with these women and maybe even

04:00:04.500 --> 04:00:05.840
sleep with them.

04:00:05.840 --> 04:00:10.440
And in exchange, these users keep coming back to the site under this false hope, which maybe

04:00:10.440 --> 04:00:12.040
could lead to them purchasing something.

04:00:12.040 --> 04:00:14.880
I don't know man, I mean it's like who's even clicking that shit?

04:00:14.880 --> 04:00:20.440
It's like, it's like, I mean they run these ads for like oh there's a fucking mill three

04:00:20.440 --> 04:00:24.560
miles away and somebody fucking googly eyes fucking clicks on that shit?

04:00:24.560 --> 04:00:28.600
I mean like, like I, we're, we're, we're just right at the bottom of the barrel here.

04:00:28.600 --> 04:00:30.880
Like I just don't, like who's falling for this?

04:00:30.880 --> 04:00:35.360
It's an insane business model, a one that really doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

04:00:35.360 --> 04:00:40.000
I mean they're claiming that this is a service for professionals and real aviation fans,

04:00:40.000 --> 04:00:44.360
for the primary reason of making our skies safer, yet they aren't actually offering anything

04:00:44.360 --> 04:00:46.880
but the prospect of talking to women.

04:00:46.880 --> 04:00:50.680
These women are the main and really only draw of the service, and even the deals that they

04:00:50.680 --> 04:00:54.320
did list seem to contradict the primary goal of this company.

04:00:54.320 --> 04:00:57.120
I mean how would a trip to the museum help with aviation safety?

04:00:57.120 --> 04:01:04.880
Imagine it with Sora AI, uh, Skeddy for the 3, Wife for the 5, uh, Gan Reggie, uh, Play,

04:01:04.880 --> 04:01:09.680
Shake, Shermie, Smear, Shmini, H Money, and Diggy, thank you to the 3.

04:01:09.680 --> 04:01:14.160
And how would a temporary tattoo help with that, either? And on the topic of these tattoos,

04:01:14.160 --> 04:01:18.720
they're also extremely sexual in nature. They were meant to mimic pilot stripes and be put

04:01:18.720 --> 04:01:23.360
on your shirtless shoulders, with a package reading, when a uniform just won't do,

04:01:23.360 --> 04:01:28.480
And the description adding all sorts of innuendos.

04:01:28.480 --> 04:01:31.520
And this is a good time to point out just how strange the writing is across the-

04:01:31.520 --> 04:01:35.320
Yeah, removed when the fun is over, what the fuck does that mean?

04:01:35.320 --> 04:01:36.320
Entire website.

04:01:36.320 --> 04:01:37.720
As here they write,

04:01:37.720 --> 04:01:41.720
What better way to thank a pilot than by saying, Captain, you deserve to have your epilates

04:01:41.720 --> 04:01:42.720
tattooed.

04:01:42.720 --> 04:01:45.720
We wish someone had these on board of the miracle on the Hudson flight.

04:01:45.720 --> 04:01:48.620
Just imagine the look on the pilot's face if someone handed these to him.

04:01:48.620 --> 04:01:51.680
So why not keep a pair in your wallet and thank the sully in your life for the next

04:01:51.680 --> 04:01:52.680
flight?

04:01:52.680 --> 04:01:56.300
safe landing deserves recognition, and this gift is sure to make their day.

04:01:56.300 --> 04:01:58.840
I mean, this just really seems like the worst business ever.

04:01:58.840 --> 04:02:00.340
I... like...

04:02:00.340 --> 04:02:01.840
Everything is written like this.

04:02:01.840 --> 04:02:02.840
It's not only sexual...

04:02:02.840 --> 04:02:06.520
We're promoting fucking temporary epilat tattoos, like...

04:02:06.520 --> 04:02:11.980
Well, it's also nonsensical, and feels like it was written by AI at a time when AI wasn't even a thing.

04:02:11.980 --> 04:02:12.880
Yeah.

04:02:12.880 --> 04:02:15.640
Everything about Abilute feels... wrong.

04:02:15.640 --> 04:02:21.920
The lack of any tangible goods and services, the overly convoluted business structure, and the lack of any public customers

04:02:21.920 --> 04:02:25.440
just makes this company appear so... fake.

04:02:25.440 --> 04:02:30.060
But that doesn't inherently mean that they were actually involved in pornography or prostitution.

04:02:30.060 --> 04:02:36.020
I mean, despite all these innuendos, there is no direct mention of the sale of sex anywhere on the website from what I could see.

04:02:36.020 --> 04:02:38.860
And unfortunately, much of the website is lost to time,

04:02:38.860 --> 04:02:43.820
as in 2016, the site would go down, replaced by another random URL, making it impossible-

04:02:43.820 --> 04:02:48.820
Yo, Mr. Blueberry, think of the 10 giftids and woe for the sub-W10 gifties, bro. Thank you.

04:02:48.820 --> 04:02:52.820
to know what this platform was actually like for those who signed up for it.

04:02:52.820 --> 04:02:56.900
What were they actually being offered? What were they discussing amongst themselves?

04:02:56.900 --> 04:03:00.500
And what happened on these video calls? It's all unknown,

04:03:00.500 --> 04:03:04.020
as what I've shown is pretty much all I was able to salvage from the wayback machine.

04:03:04.740 --> 04:03:12.340
However, Avaloop didn't stay down forever. In 2019, Avaloop.com reemerged. Only this time,

04:03:12.340 --> 04:03:16.020
it looked very different. Gone were the deals, the business model, and-

04:03:16.020 --> 04:03:20.100
Yeah, a lot new, a lot more real. This looks like an actual website.

04:03:20.100 --> 04:03:24.180
Most importantly, the deal attendance, and in its place, was what looked to be a generic

04:03:24.180 --> 04:03:28.820
template website. They still claimed to offer some of their services, but they were now left even

04:03:28.820 --> 04:03:33.060
more vague, and there was no attempt to even make it look like you could purchase anything.

04:03:33.060 --> 04:03:38.100
Even the only windows were gone. It was quite literally as bare bones as it gets. It comes

04:03:38.100 --> 04:03:43.700
across like a sham website, void of any notable information, with one exception.

04:03:43.700 --> 04:03:49.000
There was a single new addition to the site, as at the very bottom you could find a short

04:03:49.000 --> 04:03:50.000
bio.

04:03:50.000 --> 04:03:51.000
Ah, that's 2019.

04:03:51.000 --> 04:03:52.000
What's that PII?

04:03:52.000 --> 04:03:54.000
That woman looks AI.

04:03:54.000 --> 04:03:59.920
Not of a deal attendant, but of a legitimate pilot named Nadia Marenko.

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My apologies.

04:04:01.760 --> 04:04:04.240
The creator of Abilu.

04:04:04.240 --> 04:04:09.200
This revelation is huge as Nadia Marenko was a well-known and extremely successful pilot,

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which makes Abilu all the more confusing, as you would think that her involvement in

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the company would help legitimize it, and make it seem more likely that Avaloop was

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a real company after all. But instead, it actually did the exact opposite. As her involvement

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plunges this mystery into a whole new depth. A depth far darker than we've yet to describe.

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So he said she's Jeffrey Epstein's pilot? Is she really?

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Gus.

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Born in Czechoslovakia in 1986, Nadia dedicated her younger years to modeling, landing multiple

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high-profile roles in her country, and by the age of just 15, these roles led to her

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being moved to the United States to help continue this budding career.

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But by 20, her interest had shifted to a different kind of runway.

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She became obsessed with flying and had a natural talent for it too, quickly rising

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through the ranks and gaining certifications faster than most others could at that age.

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By 25, she was considered extremely accomplished for someone so young, and her resume would

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It soon reached a wider audience when she began leveraging social media.

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She posted videos under the alias Gulfstream Girl, and eventually Global Girl, where she

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marketed herself as a supermodel-turned-pilot, which worked to the tune of millions of views.

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Madi Mareko was a star in the aviation world and on social media too, and it was during

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the height of the success that she started Abilu.

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It clearly wasn't meant to be some big secret either.

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She actively promoted it on numerous occasions, doing interviews on podcasts and even taking

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it.

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It doesn't make sense if she did start it because she's a model turned aviation pilot

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and all of these people that you could talk to are like models.

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To a trade show, if this was a front for something nefarious, she was doing a bad job of keeping

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a discrete, which seems to back up our first theory, and it would be very easy to settle

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on that theory and just call it a day, had being a model and a pilot, then all that Nadia

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was known for.

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You see, there was something that she was hiding from her audience, a secret in the

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form of a bond with one man, whom she was working closely with at the time that Avi

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a man by the name of Jeffery Epstein has been arrested on new sex trafficking charges.

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But do you think he was involved with Avi Loop, the website?

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It was charges of soliciting and procuring minors for prostitution.

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He was involved in trafficking young women and children over to Little St. James.

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God, do you think those women in those, those, like those three women in those videos were

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uh, people on that island?

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In case you're somehow unaware, Jeffrey Epstein is the most prolific pedophile and

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human trafficker maybe of all time. He carried out a large-scale human trafficking operation,

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bringing children to his private island that he and other elites exploited in horrific

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ways. It's one of the biggest news stories of my lifetime, and over the past years there's

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been so much talk surrounding the acquaintances of Epstein, who is connected with him, and

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close were they? But of all these people in Epstein's circle, few, if any, were closer to him

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than Nadia Marenko. It's a difficult subject to discuss, but Nadia is considered one of Epstein's

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victims. He found her through her modeling job when she was just a teenager, and she didn't just

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come to the United States for work. Epstein himself brought her after allegedly purchasing her from her

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her father. What followed was not.

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At Steve Bragg about purchasing her to be his Yugoslavian sex slave.

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During his first incarceration from 2008 to 2009, she visited him 67

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times following his release.

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She was documented still living at Palm Beach estate.

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Nadia becoming his self-described sex slave.

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It's a horrible and unimaginable fate, but while Nadia appeared to have been a victim

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of Epstein, that wasn't all she was, as after becoming an adult-

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Also most uncanny photo ever, right there, holy.

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adult.

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She also became Epstein's accomplice.

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When Epstein was first investigated by the FBI back in the 2000s, many of his victims

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came forward and claimed that Nadia was not only present for their

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use, but she was a willing participant, there to satisfy Epstein's criminal

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sexual desires by on occasion directly participating in

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sexual abuse and prostitution of the minor girls.

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Well, she had to be flying them around. Now Epstein was eventually given a

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sweetheart deal for these crimes in 2008, which led to him serving just 13

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months in prison. And as part of that deal, Nadia was given complete immunity,

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meaning she never faced any sort of free precautions for her use of children.

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But despite being a free woman by the time that Epstein was thrown in jail,

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she stood by a side, living in his New York City home, waiting for his release.

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And while he was behind bars, Nadia would visit him roughly 70 times.

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These two were deeply connected. Even when-

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Yeah, I was gonna say, like, at that point, I feel like aren't- are they not, like,

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After she was his slave, with Nadia even making a scrapbook for Epstein, which is just so terrifying

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that I had to at least mention it in this video.

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It would be several years later in 2012, a time when Nadia had long since left Epstein's

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home and his control that Nadia would rejoin his operation, this time with a brand new role.

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She became one of Epstein's pilots, taking victims and perpetrators alike to and from the island.

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On the plane they dubbed the Lolita Express.

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What happened on the Lolita Express?

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Everything that happened on the Lolita Express and his other planes

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was the same thing that happened in his bedrooms and the massage rooms.

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They've used to not stop because we're in the air.

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Jeffrey couldn't take a two-hour flight without having to ejaculate.

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Like, that's how sick this man was.

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Nadia Moringo was directly trafficking children for Epstein, and she was doing this in 2012,

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mere months after she started Avi Loop, which brings us to our-

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So, is that- is that- so then is Avi Loop like a front that they're trying to get people

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into traffic?

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Third and most upsetting theory.

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But how would that even...

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How are people...

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How are people finding this that are getting blurred in?

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I don't...

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That AbhiLoop wasn't a cover for prostitution,

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but rather a front for child trafficking in Pabilia.

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Naughty's involvement alone and the timing of the company's launch

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mix with all the innuendos, the red flags.

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It all starts to make sense.

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And it's made even more disturbing when you look at the videos they posted on YouTube.

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As one thing I failed to mention so far,

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is just how young these deal attendants look.

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There's obviously no way to conclusively determine their age from the footage,

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but some believe that they look to be teenagers, and maybe even underaged,

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which would make sense for this theory, as the deal attendants wouldn't be prostitutes,

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but rather, child victims.

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It's a theory that has to be considered.

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I mean, as crazy as it seems, Abyloop was quite literally founded and run by a child trafficker

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who was actively trafficking children when the company started,

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And Nadia wasn't the only sketchy character involved in the site behind the scenes.

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Epstein himself was as well.

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The two frequently emailed each other and in multiple instances Avi Lup was discussed,

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with Epstein frequently giving her advice. In one email he wrote to her,

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website is cool mix of porn, groupon and flying. The marketing campaign could be

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buy with us we give a flying fuck. His mentioning of porn here is just

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I am not undersed. I like I am more lost than in the start of the video. I am so fucking confused.

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More confirmation that Avalupe wasn't just an aviation company, but this also shows that Epstein

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was helping with the company and he wasn't just doing this through family advice. Throughout his

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emails you can also find dozens of receipts. Please wire Nadia 50k either to Avalupe or to wear

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they're directed by.

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It's from transactions with Avi Loop,

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totaling 100.

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Send 45K to Avi Loop, the information detained.

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Oh my God, is it, maybe it is just like a shell of a bit,

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or like a shell business, where they filter money in

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so they can pay for this like weird sex trafficking shit

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and have it fronted as like a modeling business.

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It's a thousands of dollars of payments

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sent directly to the company in 2013.

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Jeffrey Epstein was an investor in AviLoop, and a big one too, and he seemed to believe

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in the service so much that he even appeared to use it himself, as emails show him inquiring

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about booking flights through the company.

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Nadia at one point even offered to help Epstein through AviLoop, writing,

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Is there anything I can do for you?

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I can find a deal through AviLoop on anything you want, airplanes, helicopters, cheapest

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charters, discounted fuel, or a new model slash assistant.

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She's literally offering Jeffrey Epstein a model through Obbyloop, which more than hints

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at this theory be impossible.

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I mean she spells it out.

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And if they were in fact trafficking children through the service, this could give us a blueprint

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to how they were able to get their victims.

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Maybe they were finding models and having them fly out under the assumption that modeling

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is all they would be doing.

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Maybe-

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Yeah but then like how did none of them, what are they dead?

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Like how did none of them say anything?

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These videos were even their tryouts for their role.

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We go for the five subs, we're thinking of the gifties.

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Which they did without even realizing what was to come.

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I mean these women were referred to as models on the Avi Loop website.

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And remember, modeling is exactly how Epstein found Nadia.

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And it's also how he found so many other victims, as he was known to use the modeling

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industry as a means of recruiting young and underaged women, offering them high paying

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jobs and potentially career making opportunities, in order to lure them in.

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And maybe this-

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Yeah, but the Avi Loop website is promode towards men.

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That's what I'm- so like, he's outsourcing models for Avi Loop, and then they're getting

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what men to come pay to get on a flight and have sex with these girls, like, I don't understand.

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It was all part of the operation, where maybe Nadia was simply taking a page from his book

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and using the same style of entrapment that he used on her.

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so disturbing to even consider. And there's one more email that I believe is the most

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disturbing of all, that could allude to their alleged trafficking. An email with a subject

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line, Old Terry coconuts. I ordered sweet young coconuts from Thailand for you and they

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just arrived. Very yummy. I was going to ship them to you in Paris, but I hear you are coming

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back, so I will send them to 71st with Sarah. Just so you don't have to drink juices from

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Old Terry things.

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Yeah, no, that's definitely not about coconuts, man.

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I mean, what the fuck?

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Type of code-ass message.

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Epstein was notorious for using code words in his messages, and it's not hard to see

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what Nadia may have meant by sweet, young coconuts.

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So was it a joke, or was it a coded message?

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It's hard to say.

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But this email was sent on November 13th, 2011, just-

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At two in the fucking morning.

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to two months after the launch of Abilupe.

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Welcome to Abilupe, your collected buying website for anything aviation.

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So what was Abilupe? Well to this day we still don't have a true answer,

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but everyone has their theories and most of them are not good. Many legitimately believe

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that Abilupe was a front for child trafficking, and I can see why. The connections and the strange

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material on the website and the channel make this impossible to write off as just some crazy

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conspiracy theory, and if this theory were to be believed, it makes the Abiloupe YouTube

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channel that much more disturbing, as these videos would be advertisements for a human

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trafficking service that potentially included the victims as the stars.

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It's also possible that this was a hub for prostitution, and while sex work doesn't

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always mean human trafficking, just given the players involved, that would definitely

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still be a concern.

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There's also still the possibility that Abiloupe was secretly a porn website, like Epstein

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seem to suggest in his email, with his content perhaps occurring on those one-on-one video calls.

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And there was one email that I found that was sent from Epstein's assistant, Story Cowells,

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that makes this feel even more believable, as Epstein asks him what he was up to,

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to which Story responds, just playing online at Abbey Loop.

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Porn rain. Love it. Love it. The way these people communicate is just so weird and hard to decipher.

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But yeah, it's like they're they're speaking code to each other. It's just so fucking confusing playing online at Abbey loop

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Fuck does that mean pouring rain?

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Playing online at Abbey loop certainly seems to suggest that this wasn't just a typical daily deals website

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And if porn really was the draw I think given the secrecy of it and the people connected

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I would still be very concerned about where they were getting these actresses and if they were even of age

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Nadia's legal team has pushed back on these theories claiming. She was merely Epstein's victim and nothing more

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and someone who allegedly worked at Avi Loob claimed that the ad campaign was merely meant to be provocative.

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And that's all.

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But this just feels so hard to believe.

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And regardless of which, if any of these theories are true,

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it seems so obvious to me that Avi Loob was never meant to just be a normal company.

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I even question if perhaps Nadia had created Avi Loob as a fake website,

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which Epstein could then funnel money into in order to make it look like Nadia was earning legitimate income.

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Something that she needed to prove in order to get her US visa,

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which her e-mails to Epstein show she was clearly struggling with.

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And she seemed to allude to this at least being part of her reasoning for creating Avi Loop in the first place,

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and part of the reason why she was asking Epstein for money.

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And ultimately, the only way she ended up getting that visa was through a deal that she made with the FBI,

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that involved her informing them on Epstein's crimes.

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Her work directly helped lead to his 2019 arrest, and his ultimate death inside his jail cell that same year.

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It was around the same time that Avi Loup went back online with its fresh, scrubbed look,

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void of anything even close to being sexual, and since then it's never been updated again.

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And there's hardly been any updates from Nadia herself either.

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She made a brief of-

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But is it a functioning business?

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Parents in a 2019 YouTube video, where she pulled a prank on a flying instructor, acting

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as an inexperienced student, only to surprise the instructor with how skilled she was, with

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Nadia going as far as to dress as a child.

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But since then, her trail goes pretty much cold, and once the Epstein final started releasing

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around 2024, she disappeared from a public eye.

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Bizarrely, from that point on, the only trace of her seems to have come from images and

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videos from a monastery, which she seems to have joined.

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Nadia Mariko's work with the FBI and the immunity that she was given all those years

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ago makes it feel unlikely that she'll ever be prosecuted, or even investigated for whatever

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this whole operation was.

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The reality, though, is that we don't know the full truth about Abilu, and it's involved

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in one of the most twisted and deep rabbit holes in human history.

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I can't believe this roped back to Jeffrey Epstein chat.

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I clicked on this video, assuming that we were going to be just watching like a weird

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disturbing YouTube channel, and it fucking roped back to Jeffrey Epstein.

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Rabbit Hole filled it's-

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Like, what the fuck?

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So many layers and cover-ups and corruption that I just hope that somewhere within all

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of it.

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I can eventually find an answer to the question, what was AviLoop?

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But until then, it will remain one of the darkest mysteries, not only on YouTube, but

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across the entire internet.

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Oh yeah, man.

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I mean like we're never really getting a full answer there.

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And then it just fucking flips back to being a regular business now.

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Like they've gotten rid of all this actual shit, but it still exists and you buy fucking

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airline stuff.

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Like what?

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Hey guys, I actually have a super last minute update here.

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I completely finished this video, but there was something that was still bothering me.

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The question of, who were these deal attendants?

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I initially tried looking for information that could give us an idea, but everything

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was just wild speculation.

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But I decided to give it one last look, and I'm glad that I did, because I actually think

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I identified two of them.

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I found an article that reported one of them as being a woman named Shannon Cusack, which

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explained that Shannon was actually a friend and maybe even roommate of Nadia, at the time

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that she was starting up Abilu, and at the time of filming this ad, she was actually in

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her mid-20s. It seems like she might have just been helping Nadia out at the time with this.

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She even listed the job on her LinkedIn supposedly, though it's now since been removed.

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The other deal attendant that I might have found was Ashley, and it was actually thanks to a YouTube

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comment. And what's interesting about her was that she was a model, but she was also in her

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mid-20s around the time of filming this, and based on her blog she continued to have a normal

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modeling career and seemingly normal life after her time working with Avalu before she sadly passed

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away from cancer. And from what I've seen, there isn't much to hint that she was ever

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a victim of anything Epstein related. This is huge because a lot of people were falsely

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claiming that this girl was Ashley Martinez, a missing girl whose family is still searching

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for her to this day. But this doesn't appear to be the case. The only deal attended that

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I wasn't able to ID you was Claire, who does happen to look the youngest. But knowing now

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that these other women were of age, I feel more inclined to believe that maybe the women

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and shown on the channel weren't actually victims.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I think more realistically is,

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Jeffrey Epstein was involved

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and she was trying to get her visa

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and this is a business she wanted.

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I think that it was probably a pseudo porn website.

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And then it kind of transitioned

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into like a somewhat legitimate business

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and that's about it.

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I don't think it immediately, I understand Jeffrey Epstein prolific pedophile, sex trafficker,

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but I don't think anything that he's involved in immediately points to that.

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I think it is something that's obviously overtly sexual, but I don't think that it has to be,

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I don't think it was something that would be illegal.

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So the operation, or at the very least they weren't children, but obviously I can't-

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Or he could wander, yeah he might have been able to wander money through this as well.

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Say this for certain, and that's not to say that that wasn't happening behind the scenes of course,

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This just adds another l-

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Yeah, the sweet hairy coconuts thing, that's very confusing.

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I really don't know what that email was.

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Fair to this mystery.

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That, see, that doesn't make sense.

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I don't know.

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I feel like it could be any of those theories.

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Well, chat, that was a fucking, uh, a good video.

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WStream, work on that there.

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I will be doing the food challenge tomorrow at the start of stream before we get into random games

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It's also a charity stream tomorrow for travel project matching chat stone is up to 10k

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Tuesday is dead it dead as disco drops other random games Wednesday. I'm live at like tomorrow. We live around like 3330

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Same with Tuesday Wednesday. I'm gonna be live at like 11. It'll be a short early react day

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And then I'm gone the 7th to the 11th filming a video with Jack one for his channel one for mine

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I'm posting on YouTube while I'm gone, but I won't be live.

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When we're back, it is gaming grind.

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Direct to the 20 drops.

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We're going to play that back to back days to beat it.

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Then right after Subnautica, two drops,

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we're probably going to rip that as well.

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But for other horror games, random games,

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we've got other react days and other shit planned as well.

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If you have any ideas, you have a lot of skins

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that you can play, maybe a Shoshop game,

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Shoshop, Side Find, and Civit.

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These are the lot of skins I play.

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Thank you for the popped out, sub, followed, donor, et cetera.

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I'm sorry I was super hungover today.

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I hope I wasn't too boring.

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But yeah, we'll do that food gauntlet tomorrow.

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If I'd done it today, I would have thrown up for sure.

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Cass, Grain, Dr. Tommy, and Aloe for the sub.

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I already posted on the main in the gaming,

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so go watch that.

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But outside of that chat, we're going to call it up there.

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Who do we raid?

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Who do we raid?

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You're not live.

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Yousef is Yousef live?

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He does.

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Yeah, we can raid Yousef.

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All right, chat, W stream.

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Appreciate y'all. Hope y'all had fun, and I'll catch y'all later.

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We are going to raid in five minutes.

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I'll litter we are going to raid in five four three two one piece see them are

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Never mind because Alex just pinned a message and that reset the raid

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Alrighty we are going to raid in five four three two