I am so hungover.
I'm fighting, fighting.
Wait, this is the worst I've ever felt in my entire life.
Jesus Christ, turn the music off.
Oh my God, it's too much.
Hello, everybody flooding in.
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday?
I am battling right now.
I'm an hour late. I woke up at 1 30. I'm so hungover. We're not doing the food
challenge today. It's gonna be tomorrow during the charity stream. I can't do the
food challenge today. I actually, I was fighting, vomiting, eating a breakfast
I got a Wawa Recharger. I'm sipping on it. My head feels like it's going to explode, and I am just, this is the most hungover I've ever been in my entire life.
I, and I didn't even, I didn't even drink. Well, I drank a lot. Let's be real. Let's be real, Joe. I drank a lot. All right. So here's what happened.
I went to Atlantic City last night. Not great. Not great. I know. Not great. Not a great play.
I lost like $1,000. Also not great. Did I have a fun time? Yes. Did we end up going to a bar afterwards? Yes.
Did I not go to sleep until like 3.30? Yes.
Yes. All I had to eat yesterday as well was two eggs, bacon, two waffles, and then pasta.
And that's it. I had probably a thousand calories in food and 2,000 calories in alcohol. And
I was, I didn't eat for 24 hours effectively. I am, did you drink water? No, I didn't drink
water at all. Well, now I'm drinking water and whatever this fucking recharger at Walla is,
it was calling my name. But I, why are you out of breath? Because I'm constantly fighting nausea.
And here's, here's, here's, here's how it works. Here's how it works. I contemplated, Brooke goes,
well, you just shouldn't go live today. And I go, I can't do that. I can't do that. You know,
I feel like I feel like I'm LeBron James, you know, Game 7 and I fucking broke my leg. Of course, I'm still gonna try to play, you know
I understand I have to I have to put a show on for the chat. I have to be here. You need rest fuck that shit
Fuck that shit
You're telling me oh
How how much of a loser am I if I fucking don't go live because of a little hungover?
I went live with the stomach virus
in 2023. Oh, that was scary. Oh, that was real scary. Oh, that was scary. Okay. So yeah, here's
the plan chat. Here's the plan. We're going to do a react day today. How long it's going to be. I
have no idea. I'm going to maybe I'll feel better in like two hours. Maybe I'll feel worse. Just
vomit all over my keyboard. It would be bile. That's what's
the craziest thing chat. I have like nothing in my stomach
right now but that panini and like 10 blueberries. I'm sipping
this while while refresher though. Or recharger. It's doing
me well. It's doing me well. It's probably 100 grams of sugar.
And I need it my livers my liver's fucking screaming at me or my
kidneys. It's tough chat. Don't drink it. Every time I drink, I
get reminded why I like weed. Because I never wake up feeling
like this.
Edible. Never in my life. I actually I feel like I'm dying.
Like, I'm so serious. It's the worst. It is the worst. It's
not even close. Like why do people it's poison. I literally
poisoned myself last night. I poisoned myself last night. Smoker joint, I would throw up. If I inhaled
smoke right now, I would immediately throw up. Like, or if I got into a coughing fit, stop me
thinking about it to make me nauseous. So here's the plan chat. Today's Reacts. We're moving the
food gauntlet to tomorrow during the Trevor Project charity stream. Tomorrow, I'm going to be live at
like three. We're probably going to start with the food gauntlet and then we'll transition into random
games matching chat stone is up to 10 K it's a suicide prevention charity for
people in the LTV to you W Trevor project Tuesday we're not reacts Tuesday
dead as disco drops also other random games Wednesday early react a short
react day at like 11 a.m. EST then I'm gone the 7th to the 11th I'm filming
videos with Jack one for his channel one for my channel we're back the 12
We're going to be doing Directive 8020 that day, probably not finishing it, we'll probably take two streams, we'll probably beat it the next day.
The day after that, Subnautica 2 drops, so we're going to be playing that as well, so we got a lot of new games that are coming out.
007 drops in late May, a bunch of other horror games we're going to be playing, so we got a lot of gaming upcoming.
That's why we're doing a bunch of Just Chatting React stuff now, because when I'm back from filming with Jack, it's basically just gaming for like a week and a half straight.
Probably charity stream early June again, and then we'll go from there. Does that sound good? Also, I'm saying this right now. I can barely read. I can, why are people saying jinksy? I can barely read right now. I'm going to read these donors. Please don't send bits right now. Please don't send bits right now. I love that you want to send me money in a message right now. I am getting these videos down and that's it.
And then that's it.
Please do not send me right now.
I can't read.
I feel like I need, I need like a cold towel.
Lacey got arrested?
What?
Stop.
Lacey arrested.
Did he really?
He got arrested live on stream.
Why?
For reckless driving?
What?
It was staged?
Was it a fake cop?
I don't know.
I can't think about that shit right now, chat.
I just want to watch this Mr. Beast video.
I just want to watch this Mr. Beast video, bro.
I just want to watch Jimmy put people through torture for money.
That's all I want to do right now.
Ty, thank you for the tier two sub.
All right, let me spam through these.
I'm going to spam through these.
for the tier two sub all right let me spam through these bubble mango sam step that the icky strawberry
of the sub read for the three i'm hungover two i have a seven page essay do today yeah good
fucking luck you have it even worse than me oh my god if i had a type of paper right now i would
actually just vomit all over my keyboard i if i had to like if i don't lock in like all i can when
When I was getting ready to go live, all I could keep thinking was if this was like the Geo Gasser Tournament Day, I would be throwing up viscerally.
Like, I would be so, because having to lock in like that and like focus, oh my god, that would be too much, too much.
Holy shit.
Okay, strawberry for the sub read for the three.
three. Scouse crib weird KZ the sub landed for the three. Hope you feel better. Thank
you. No for the three. Well, I did this to myself. I can only blame me. This is Jordan
flu game. What? No, I think of the five. Oh, Michael Jordan, russus for the three. Mr.
of the sub Wyatt. So 20 your faith taken the three. Retro Alex, Derpy, Fabian, Reich,
Mike, Moochie, user, Booper. Yo, I feel like I'm actually stupid. Did I like fry my brain?
All random max notorious call the Jay palm Thea mr. Silver sub. Holy fuck
King OMG sumo mall job of the sub zombie for the three outcome of the sub pop the thousand buddies
Still think of the five gift hits echo and is for the sub so I think of the tier to your chat
I'm still hung over right now that I think if I played that horror game. What was the horror game we played?
hold up
refresher break
Oh my god
If I played don't play this right now. I don't even think I'd be scared. I
Don't think I'd be scared. I think I'd be walking around that shit just not giving a fuck
I would just be like, you know, just get me through this
It's just the jump scares the jump scares. It just wouldn't get to me
Like I have no there's no survival instincts right now. Oh
Oh my god
Pat and Tommy P and sure thank you to the sub so often well for the sub chap. This is the react day
Starting out we have a mr. Beast video
Normally, we don't watch mr. Beast videos very often, but this one seems very interesting a hundred people stranded in the wilderness for 250k
The worst punishment still used today the greatest of all time old horror movies and
And the most recommended thing recently avi loop YouTube's darkest mystery a Nick Crowley video. I
Also think this is a great buffer zone chat. I think by the time we get done this 38 minute mr.
Beast video
I'll be feeling a little bit better, and then I'll be totally locked in
But yeah, sorry, I'm hungover I'm still gonna try and be entertaining though
I'm still gonna be I'm still gonna try and be entertaining
And I think the YouTube videos are great because they don't distract me
That's another reason I wanted to go live because Brooke was like oh, why don't you just not go live because if I don't if I didn't go
Live this is what I'd be doing with a pillow in my head. I'd be going
For like I don't know maybe five hours and then I'd be okay
That's exactly what I would do how much did you drink bro? It wasn't even that I drank I did drink a lot
But it was because I had no food like I bro
I texted my friends at like 2 a.m. And I was like I'm so hungry don't even remember saying that shit. I
Fucking Uber Eats Wendy's and didn't even eat it because I fucking fell asleep
And then I woke up at like 9 a.m. Sat up and went oh
Took a piss. I okay actually here's how hungover I am
I tried to take a shit this morning
And you know when you have to clench and you're going and you have to squeeze it out
That hurt my head so bad that I couldn't poop like I I'm so I was so hungover that I actually did not have the
Capability TMI out of a fuck. I didn't have the capability to poop. That's how hungover I am
I got to a point where I just kind of sat on the toilet so it just started falling out
All right lock in lock in first video the day I
Stranded a hundred people in the wilderness. I'm like mouth breathing too. I've stranded up. Oh
My god, I
Stranded a hundred people in the wilderness for 250k dude am I crazy to say for a hundred people in one winner?
I feel like the prize should be more now
I'm just trying to these 100 people like mr. Peace always does videos for like a 500k a million bucks
Well in the middle of the wilderness and whichever team has the most people here would help arise
So it's that two hundred fifty thousand dollars the people what?
So there's two teams of 50 people and whoever has whoever is the most people as the most people here would help arise
So it's that whoever is the most people left
Bro, so you're splitting fucking 250k with like 30 people?
Well, how many people do you think drop?
It's gotta be a lot.
It's probably gonna end up being like 5 people and like 8 people.
The people wearing blue are a team of survival experts, and the people wearing red are amateurs
who might not be cut out for the wilderness.
Blue team, grab your bags and-
What do you mean by survival expert?
All the men, that's a lot.
Yo am I crazy or is Jimmy like,
mauging now?
Like what happened?
His like bone structure looks different.
Grab your bags and fall on them.
What's the longest you spent in the woods?
Longest, three months.
Like for fun?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
How many of you have been camping before?
How many of you could survive a month out here?
Oh my gosh, they're cooked over there.
I knew the blue.
Yeah I like fold out that shit.
I hate when people go,
Yeah, I'm actually a survival expert immediately, dude.
That was naked and afraid.
That was my favorite shit.
The best show for survival experts is alone.
If you've never seen it, it's on Netflix.
They literally drop you off and leave.
And you get three items, and whoever stays out the longest
wins, kind of like this, but to the point
where you're almost dying.
They check up on you once a week, and they weigh you.
And then if you're like malnourished, you're out.
So because people will stay till they die.
And there's like some people that lose like 60 pounds
or they fucking break both their legs
and they have to call for help.
One dude's house lit,
or he built like a structure lit on fire.
He almost died.
Like that's crazy, right?
But naked and afraid, they would always be like,
you know, I'm a bit of a survival expert.
They just start drinking water
out of a fucking like creak or a creak.
And then they just get some like fucking stomach virus
Immediately like third dude. It's like day. It's like day one. He goes. Yeah, I'm actually a bit of a survival expert
Meanwhile, but ass naked
But ass naked a bit of a survival expert. I think I think me and whoever I meet we're probably gonna be able to
Survive quite long in this in this environment
Sees water instantly drinks it doesn't boil it and then fucking three days later. He's just sitting in his bed just going
actually dying like actually dying and they're filming it and there's a dude
eating like a cliff bar just like walked in on this guy they don't like
heli vacuum out dude they literally he was gonna die I remember dude I remember
watching that when I was like 10 and I was like whoa team would have an advantage
so before we started I told the red team the challenge and even brought them to a
store to get anything they needed to help them survive okay show me what you
have bro I have this dark here on the floor whoa did you buy a giant 24 pack of
water absolutely I just want to head one straight for the lighter smart okay but
the blue team was told that they were competing in it damn bro if I could
bring a suitcase of shit what am I bringing
what are y'all bringing duct tape a lighter for sure yeah I like the BIC
Lighter move so I don't have to do some flit and steel shit a really sharp knife like a machete. I
Feel like a machete is the best all-in-one tool better than an axe
I think machete could chop down a tree if you needed to
No, I'd probably bring an axe you're right an axe an axe because I need to chop wood and a machete
I'm not well. I'm not in the jungle fishing rod. I'm not bringing some fucking fishing rod
Honestly, I think I'm just gonna I think I'm gonna bring a lot of mr. Beast Jack links
Actually now that I think about it
I think I'm just gonna fill my case with feastables bars and mr. Beast Jack links
Mr. Beast video and then I'll just be able to fucking survive for like what three months later smart
Well, the blue team was told that the weed. I would definitely bring weed
I'll definitely bring animals that'd be bad though because then I get the munchies that eat all my rations
We're competing in a mr. Beast video. I didn't know what to back for oh, so they just brought shit
wait so the the the fucking red team actually got to shop and bring stuff
that they needed and blue just has like vacation clothes so I packed for any
client I thought you were gonna fly to Alaska for shelters we're gonna be
building simple-deprees shelters you just have to have a good layer of
insulation all right who said Seth was the IGL I'd start pressing his dumbass
oh who said you're gonna be the the shot-caller here pal aren't we all
All survival experts?
Been practicing these skills for about a decade.
Dude, what?
Ooh, squatty potty.
I'm bringing a little portable toilet.
But I'll need a team of ten people.
Not squatty potty, that's the stat.
People to start gathering.
You guys are gonna build.
It'll be better for morale.
We ended up with a kid's tent.
Luckily, I'm only like five foot five.
With all the perks your team has,
you think it'll be a blue team?
Yeah.
Even though they're professionals.
We don't care.
We're professionals in our own way.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just doing what I've seen in the movie.
These people do this for fun.
How many nights are you guys staying?
All the nights. They can stay here till Christmas
till they tell us we have to leave.
They're hobby.
Bro, that's like really bad.
Don't you want like some of your team to like fuck off
so you get more money?
Like, we're gonna be here till Christmas.
Number one, no you're not.
Number two, number two,
you don't want all 50 people to stay.
Then don't you get five grand?
That's ass.
If you have to live in the wilderness for six months,
you have five grand.
You'd make more money just working.
Is suffering in the world.
You want like over half your team to fuck off,
and then you just want everybody else
on the other team to leave too.
Woods, good night.
And during the first night.
I also do it, oh my God,
the clip of me saying $4,000 is not life changing money.
I was not saying that $4,000 isn't a lot of money.
I'm saying what I attribute life changing to be is like retirement money and it was very clear that the red team's advantage
Was making it easier for them, but the expert struggled to keep their eyes shut as the temperatures dropped drastically
I'm so exhausted and dehydrated and wondering why I'm here. Oh
No, but you're gonna be fine your survival expert. I
I'm gonna start drinking my own urine I'm gonna start drinking my own urine I
I've made a makeshift I made a makeshift pot and I'm gonna boil everybody's
piss in. I'm so cold everything was wet and the only way out of this challenge
is to light your flare and wait to be rescued. We just had our first person tap
out. One down. Forty-nine to go. But that wasn't the only way. How does he know
their survival experts if they didn't even know that they were here for a
survival video did he interview them and they were self-proclaimed survival
experts how did you get 50 how did you how did we get these people one sorry
guys I'm 66 years old and delinator places and so sorry
shockingly the first two eliminations are experts from the blue team while the
rent team was using their resources to sleep outside in style it's a beautiful
morning the sun is shining so lucky to be out here it's nice I really hope he
He talks about how they have to poop.
Do you think they get like a port-a-potty
or is Mr. Beast like, sorry man, you got to rough it?
It's to just take a break from the world sometimes.
Meanwhile, the experts knew they needed
to fix their shelters fast.
Or they'd quickly lose even more people.
These shelters were never meant to be
just a pile of sticks and that's it.
You want to pile on leaves about a foot thick.
It's going to take some work from everybody.
The leaves, when you start getting rain,
it keeps you dry.
All three of you safe over there?
Oh yeah.
Therefore it is massive.
Do you think this will hold up well in the rain?
It's the only one way to find out.
We're gonna make our shelter,
and then that way,
we're not gonna be sleeping under the rain.
So we're making a roof.
We just need to keep the food safe and dry.
Bro, you could get so unlucky.
RNG wise is an expert though,
because you might pack for like a fucking,
a hot environment.
You're in the middle of the wilderness,
and you packed clothes to fucking go swimming.
You thought you were gonna be stranded in the ocean.
Can you build this?
Yeah.
We gotta think pointers next time we do a survival.
Yeah, I know.
You can just give me a call.
We might need to.
And while the experts were using the most
of their limited resources,
the amateurs were burning through their advantage quickly.
This is all you've done?
Just promise me not if you were gonna die.
We promise.
Okay.
As the day turned tonight,
the amateurs continued to recklessly waste.
I know they're still working hard,
using all their energy,
because they're not gonna last.
But the experts,
I had to be in one of these videos too. I would just really shut out and get super fucking fat
Like I I would
Fucking just get really overweight like if I was like oh three months from now
I have to be in a fucking mr. V survival video well obviously they probably get like a week's notice why?
Because then you Burt when you have more fat to burn
If you go in skinny dude, I'm telling you chat
I've watched a lot of survival shows, man, on a loan.
The fat guys win.
You'd think, oh, well, you're fat,
so you're not going to have enough mobility.
You might be, wow, that's like, I'm not trying to say,
like, that's the case of everybody that's overweight.
But I'm saying, when you're overweight, yes,
you're out of shape, but that's good.
Because 70 days from now, you're going to lose 30 pounds
in fat, and then you're going to be at a normal weight,
whereas the other people are going to be malnourished.
Like on the show alone, that's fat phobic.
That's not fat phobic.
I'm saying it's good to be overweight for this,
not in general, but.
This where it's hard work was already paying off.
Look at this, this is better than four seasons.
I think we're gonna have a much more comfortable night.
First, we're out in the woods, slept like a baby.
baby. Just because people with a great shelter, who's warm, the red team, they probably got
tents, they got-
Alright, so because nobody else is getting out and everybody seems to be a little bit
too happy, we're going to be releasing mountain lions and brown bears into the inhabitants,
into the area that they're sleeping in. That'll stir things up. Sleeping bags, we've got this.
We're all out here not eating and having a blast.
We've ejected one of the contestants with Ebola.
We'll see how that team handles it.
The experts started their day rested and full of energy.
Excellent!
The amateur started theirs.
Isn't this guy from a different Mr. Beast video?
The energy.
Excellent!
The amateur started theirs facing the hardest part of survival.
An empty stomach.
Do you have any snacks?
I will win.
The red team spent the first two days absolutely destroying their stacks and now yeah, and we haven't learned how the experts
Are getting food?
How are they getting food?
Setting in today as we're gonna go explore for food and water meanwhile for a drink. Yeah, this is like really dangerous to just throw like
Just like the average human into this environment and go okay go forage for food
Like, guaranteed one of them eats berries that are like poisonous.
Learn something.
Starting now!
With the knowledge of wilderness survivalists set, Blue Team was able to turn their forest
into a grocery store.
You can always pick it and eat it as a trail nibble.
He then built a fish trap out of sticks to put into it.
Yeah, if he starts telling me to eat like fucking four leaf clovers from the ground,
I'm done, yeah, it's got me, dude.
Then nearby river.
Meanwhile, the Imagers tried out their pushing gear, but only had the skill to catch trap.
But by day four, the snack situation was no laughing matter.
Three to three or four and I were out of food.
How much food do we have, you know?
We don't have any food.
I'm out of the snack around this all night.
We're gonna go stabbing them.
So because party mix lasts for 45 minutes at best.
What's this?
I also had a plan for that.
Beets!
Apples!
I planted food caches all around the forest.
Dude!
What do we fucking staple apples to a tree?
What the fuck is that?
Beets!
Apples!
We just wedged apples into tree branches.
It's all around the forest.
Dude, what?
That's an apple tree, that's not an apple tree.
Then we'll amount of food to survive, if they manage it right.
I bet there's all kinds of...
Of course we're just giving them food.
The stuff in these woods, we just gotta walk around.
I just found a ton of food in the woods.
Oh, we're eating good tonight.
Both teams established community pantries to ration out the food.
So I think we're gonna be alright for a little while,
as long as we work together as a team,
I think that's important that nobody starts
like turning on anybody.
Dude, but over at the blue team,
Julia had a different plan.
I don't want them to have control of it.
They're gonna go for some food,
and there's not gonna be anything left for us
that are willing to starve for a week
and people that aren't willing to.
Using the food from the caches,
the experts cooked up a large dinner.
Making dinner?
That's insane.
And tensions came to a boil.
We are doing the best we can.
Not everybody's gonna be happy, but we can't make you happy if you don't communicate with us.
Ha ha ha ha!
Bruh!
Hmpf!
Good night!
Hmpf!
Where- where is their shit, Chelsea?
Randy's suspicions.
Like, why are they leaving?
I feel like we need to interview the people that are like, oh, I'm out.
Like, it was just three people just lighting the flare and dip.
They revealed a new-
They probably saw that gruel, dude.
The tree- the tree- apple fucking beats and potatoes and just fucking mud-water.
I'm not eating that shit.
Obstacle in this challenge.
No way, are you for real?
Potatoes.
They're own teammates.
Look at this.
This is the stash we found in their shed when they left.
They weren't...
That's not cheating, technically.
Now, you could hoard all the food if you want.
There's no rules against that.
I'm contributing to the group, and I gotta say, I'm glad they're gone.
The other side of the coin is we need people to stay
because we gotta win this game.
Randy is right.
That team with the most members left at the end of this competition will win and divide up their $250,000 prize.
We've lost five people, so listen, none of us eliminate tomorrow, okay?
But despite Randy's pep talk,
Never been in a game where I can't trust my own teammates.
Welcome, don't do it.
Never been in a game where I can't trust my own teammates.
Have you ever played a comp fucking multiplayer game online?
What? What?
Marvel Rivals, CSGO, fucking any game dude. I feel like a teammate just ain't shit.
I'd be like, I feel like you got to walk in expecting that you have to solo carry yourself till the end.
The self-eliminations. What does really blow is if you stay the whole time, but all your teammates leave you get nothing.
So then you're just literally in the wilderness for three months and you're actually getting no money.
like you it would have been it would have been better to just work I wonder if
they get like a stipend you know like a weekly pay to just like be on the show
or not the show the YouTube video because it's like if you don't win and
you're out doubt it I feel like they get paid man I feel like mr. V's probably
pays them like thousand bucks thousand bucks two thousand bucks even if they
lose not like these guys like the dudes that are leaving in the first five days
they're probably not getting paid but if you're somebody that's like on on the
video for four months and you lose like you're probably gonna get some amount of
money that would equate to like what you would have gotten if you had just like
worked and so did the arguments you can't decide what other people are gonna
eight years. 11 people here. So one person to get an apple. Ridiculous.
They're all thrown inside the only man. You have 50 survivalists, a.k.a control freaks, type eight people.
Spiral Emily Bouncy, it's Red Joe, Master God, Haunted City, Psycho, North Eye,
Fart Bird, The G-Money, Warren Book, Death, Focus, Zeke for the Sub Diamond for the five.
Gene Dredd and No, take it to the Sub, Summon Zombie, take it to the three.
All trying to be in charge. At least for me, I'm a human.
It's only day 5 and with the experts down by 9, they're going to have to learn to get along to survive this game.
For me? I know you haven't gotten an apple yet.
Red Team's strategy to come together and share resources was helping them survive.
Please only have one.
We're sharing. We share here.
Thank you.
I'm used to eating six eggs in the morning and now I'm just eating it now.
Six eggs?
Ugh!
Dude, I eat eggs every day, six eggs in the morning sounds disgusting, but like egg four,
heart disease by 50, yeah I mean it's a lot of cholesterol, but like I'm more so saying
like you ever eat just like a shitload of egg whites, oh god no that's gonna make me
nauseous.
Apple, what?
For the money.
But not everyone was willing to live on an apple a day.
That's what I think, not much food, energies low, very low.
I had nothing feeling where we're going, got a really bad headache.
I just want a waffle house buffet.
I thought you guys started talking, bro.
I'm thinking about it now.
And the Hunger Costa Reds team, their first six of them.
Yo, I feel like I could so sloth out here and just sleep like 20 hours a day.
Like, if I'm on this, I feel like I would actually just doing, I would be doing nothing.
No, you couldn't.
I would sleep so much.
I, you'd be hungry, yeah, and then I would go to bed.
Patience.
The awful house better be ready, dude.
What's the hardest part for all of you?
Food.
And the sun.
And a bug.
Basically everything.
What are we working on over here?
I got like the mansion here.
There's four of us in here.
How's sleeping?
We've gotten progressively better, but I think that's because our standards have lowered.
How do you think your shelter compares to the professional?
That one looks way better than any of the other shelters.
That actually looks not bad to sleep in.
You got a bit of air, you're fully covered.
Oh my God, I'm 100% done.
You're not concerned.
Oh, he probably likes bugs.
Ever rain and water because you're on a deep climb.
I think I'm delusional-ly, I'm delusional-ly positive.
Should be an easy video for them.
What are you about that, Jimmy?
Jimmy!
How do you think your experience
compares to the professionals?
It's Mr. Beast, to you.
I think most of them have gone home already.
If all of them are experts, they're all probably
butting heads on like what to do,
because they think their way is the best way.
And she wasn't far off.
We shouldn't be eating today.
This will not last 50 people long.
It's the community choice.
Like, if we want to even make it to the end,
we need to really start sticking to something
a little more rigorous.
This is not comfort.
This is survival.
And the eliminations kept coming from both teams.
I feel like the problem with the experts
is it seems like there's like three or four people
that kind of just like self-elected themselves as leaders.
And no one likes them.
Like that one shorter woman, and then that survival guide Seth, or whatever.
They're kind of just like, yeah, I'm gonna take the reins here, and no one agrees.
I eat enough for all of y'all.
So to stop the eliminations, the next morning, the red team-
Dude, it's day six and that many people laughed. I thought it was like two weeks in.
Steph, Brittany, try her hand at cooking breakfast.
Forget it!
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh, sorry guys.
And yo, what is that?
What is that?
Is that fucking like, is that rice?
Oh my god, that looks fucking disgusting.
The food reviews were, uh, hoooaahhhh!
Yo, that is actually slu- that's rice arouni.
No, that doesn't look like grits, that looks like rice arouni, right?
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh my god, that's making me nauseous.
Oh, sorry guys.
And the food reviews were-
That looks so foul.
Oh my God, it's so wet.
Well, not great.
I'm sick of my stomach and I don't want to pee anymore.
I don't want to go home.
Exactly, girlfriend.
Hell.
After days of tension,
Blue Team started the morning by letting loose.
But not even a drum circle could stop the infighting.
How many fucking B-roll takes are you gonna have this guy doing a backflip?
Blue team's really vibing out right now.
Oh shit, a backflip.
Okay, hold on one second.
Okay, let's just squash this super quick second.
No, you should stay and listen, I mean, how about don't talk to us, please?
Oh.
I find it really difficult to be a part of a team, like naturally, oppositionally defiant.
And once again, it led to even-
Yo, they cut that shit out though.
I know there's like cursing matches.
There has to be.
There has to be people that actually go like,
dude, shut the fuck up.
Like, you're annoying as shit.
I hope you leave.
Like, but that's not family friendly.
Or elimination.
So they just show that, they show like a fucking audio clip
of somebody being like, you're kind of pissing me off right now.
But then he has balls!
Hearts on in it.
And over at the red team.
We're out of fruit, so we don't have breakfast anymore.
And the loss of breakfast was too much
for two more Red Team members.
No, don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know, I feel like if you're in for a week,
you're in for the game.
Cause it's like you reach a point of being so
already time-wasting, like you're so in it
that it's like, why am I, why am I leaving now?
You know?
You've already committed so much time.
It's like, if you either leave in the first three days or you're staying the whole way.
I miss milkshakes.
I do wonder, do they tell them how many people are on the other team?
Still or no?
I want milkshakes so bad.
And just like they don't know how many people are left on the opposing team,
until the end of this video, you won't eat them.
Milkshake's so bad. How long are you...
How long was the last time you had a milkshake? Or how long ago did you have a milkshake chat?
Jesus Christ, sorry, I'm hungover.
Can't fucking speak.
I feel like I have a milkshake maybe three times a year. Twice a year.
I'm not missing a milkshake. I'm missing chicken wings and cold blueberries.
They're eating warm fruit. Warm fruit's a bad vibe 100% of the time.
I miss milkshakes. I hate when you go to somebody's house and they have like a bowl of apples.
just out. Put it in a fucking fridge man. You're telling me you just you just grab
an apple and eat that shit? Warm? Or a warm banana? Ugh. Ugh. I want to go and shake so bad.
Ass, you eat a warm fruit? That's gross. And just like they don't know how many
are left on the- Warm bananas are fire. No, dude. Try cold banana. The opposing team.
I'd put my bananas in the refrigerator until the end of this video. You won't either
What we're about to do it will fundamentally change the video
Do you think it's food or like maybe some sort of virus
Maybe it's some sort of bacteria Jimmy's releasing among the contestants.
It's a gun, it's a gun with one bullet.
What?
Oh gosh!
Alice hook up the professionals.
Oh, I think that Jimmy's hot.
They got a sack of food.
Hey everybody!
Hold up.
Oh, I think that's Jimmy's hat.
Oh, that's, yeah.
They've got a sack of food.
Hey, everybody!
Hold up.
Hey!
Wow, a bit of an ass play there.
Throwing it to the side, you could have tossed it to him.
Oh, gosh!
Now let's hook up the professionals.
Oh, I think that's Jimmy's hat.
Oh, that's, yeah.
They've got a sack of food.
Hey, everybody!
Hey!
really give them like raw chicken and just see how they how they how they deal
because like dude so many people would get food poisoning if they if they were
like tasked with cooking something it seems like they're just eating like
basically only vegetables
We're about to find out if they can work together as a team or if this is going to drive them apart.
What's the saying?
Alright.
Ball team got 50 cans of food.
Sever team gives me back the most unopened cans in 72 hours.
Win to reward.
If ball teams are tied.
Neither wins anything.
Neither team wins.
I just...
How do you just give all the cans back?
That we eat it all!
But here's the deal.
They're going to think that we're going to open the food because we're starving.
We're starving they think we're starving. We just very this big or something very the whole thing
We gotta be this one. No one touches food. No one speak on this
We do not touch it because we have enough rations to get us three for seventy two hours
Can I just have one? No ma'am. So we're hiding the cans in the woods so that only bro
We're really itching about canned food right now, bro. What is that shit? It's probably canned carrots that shit is disgusting
Like canned vegetables are just like salty and fucking so discolored. Oh my god, it's gross
Corned beef yeah, just fucking corned beef
Canned corn is kind of fire. I would eat that
That's true
Yeah, well up dude
I used to eat canned vegetables all the time like my dinner when I was a kid was a chicken patty and canned green beans and
And when I tell you canned green beans are a bottom five food, they are so gross.
I would eat canned lima beans, I vividly remember, I vividly remember being at my grandparent's house when I was like eight years old with a full bowl of lima beans in front of me and I was, and I was literally like, almost crying, because I didn't want to eat it at like, you know, first world problems here.
But I remember my grandpa went you're not allowed to get up to you finish it and I was like
Felt like Sisyphus dude, it was like an endless pit. It was so many I remember it was just a bowl of line of beans
Oh my god
situation. Do I think that some people might leave after today?
Can corn, can corn is good. But most cane vegetables, they're just sitting in like saltwater. It's pretty
grass.
It's a nice overcast day. I'll show you. Finally a break from the sun. So we found this old charcoal
in the woods which for now kept found a fucking old grail that had to be planted
there spirits pretty high it's remarkable what a little food and a
change in the weather will do to willpower but unfortunately the blue team
wasn't doing as well poison ivy is kind of spreading man the hunger is real
they ate their stuff man the hunger is real cuts to a b-roll of him doing a
backflip for the third time thing in the traps yet was a hunger about to eat my
toothpaste how one of those can do it's taste right now I'm not gonna lie I would
dig into a can of beef that we have 50 canned goods up there
beef, beef, corn, roast them down a little
canned beef crawfish that corned beef shit bro that I don't know I mean if I'm
hungry yeah I'm eating that but I think like canned corned beef let me look that
like that's that's cruel man like I would not I like it is that span no
Spam what is spam? I don't think spams corned beef. What is spam food?
It's ham
It's like chopped up ham spam cooked is pretty good
Corned beef though
Smells
where both teens begin to shift.
They found a snake and they're fucking cooking it.
Ooh!
So clean.
How do they get a split?
How do you ration one snake to like 30 people?
So today, there's like a massive storm coming.
It's possible it's a tornado.
We gotta get the gas.
I'm getting some more shells coming in.
Oh, awesome!
So, we're definitely about to storm.
It's looking scary.
It's literally dropped like 15 degrees in like 10 minutes.
A random wind is coming up,
our whole shell could go through a waterfall.
The rain has finally come, everyone is heading towards their shelter.
Oh, this would root, dude, I guarantee you next day, like 10 people quit.
Your whole shelter gets sopping wet, it's just the first storm they're dealing with.
The storm is blowing in hard, that means it's nap time.
If I had to guess, I think this rain is going to be a breaking point for a lot of people.
Currently storming pretty bad. We're huddled up in the shelter. There's no way the red team's handling this.
This just made...
No way the red team's handling this as well as we are. Dude, the whole red team could just go sit in that plane.
That's exactly what we do. We do evacuate to the plane. They're fine. You guys are roughing it in the woods.
I can't go down to like, what is happening?
It's a bit of going to the plane, but I think most are going out to the north.
I can't go out, just going back home.
Now hopefully, 250 grand is enough for them to push through.
This stuff is coming really well, isn't it?
I just keep going back to it when things get hard.
I'm like, I'm literally giving Mr. Bc for a lot of money.
You need to be here for that.
All right. I don't hear rain anymore.
The temperature dropped like crazy.
It got cold, I didn't climb out, see how I'm-
What month do you think this is?
I wish you would say that.
He never says.
Like it looks, it's fall,
cause the leaves are on the ground.
But it's probably like October.
Yeah, October, November.
So this really could go,
and they did say I'll go till Christmas.
So this could go deep into the fucking, like, winter.
But he's stupid.
Which would be really bad.
So last night was the coldest night we've been off here, as you can see from the cross and the leaves, the muddy bogs, the trees.
Oh, it was freezing!
It was freezing!
Wow! Yeah, that'll get really bad.
It's freezing last night!
Give me a batta here!
Did you ever think you'd see an airplane chair freezing outside?
That's crazy, right?
I'm miserable. I'm starving.
I don't think they can do another night like that.
Well, because he says it's perfect.
Clean water, though? That's true.
You didn't collect snow and shit in a month.
The cold dunce, the red team is also really cold.
It's like a complete flood to the river.
It was like so hot yesterday. What's going on here?
The rain made this challenge excruciatingly more difficult.
I'm burning!
Tossed in six people from the red team.
Mr. Beast, we are never going camping again.
And two from the blue team.
No better would it.
Ted had home.
Let's just hope that the storm was enough of a distraction to not eat the canned food.
Yo, it really is wild. He filmed this that long ago
Like they've been done this competition like right now there is there's some dude
Just fucking like butt ass naked in a tent in the wilderness filming a mr. Beast video right now
like
It's somewhere is somewhere in the world. There's just a guy. That's just like
He's like, only eating fucking peaches for a hundred days for a Mr.D's video.
War Days.
Some weird experiment shit.
So fingers crossed that we win with our 50k.
Some guy in white room torture right now.
We're just patiently awaiting T-Mite to find out if we're gonna win the challenge.
We've never seen one of us would love to get that food.
What's on the agenda today guys?
I can do pottery with some people.
If we don't win it, it's not gonna-
Pottery.
It's gonna be a good day for us too.
That's cute.
Hello everybody!
Oh, it said the date when?
Whoa!
There's not many of you left!
Gonna have your unopened cans.
I was promised.
Alright, thank you for the cans.
Here's the walkie.
I'll tell you the result.
Wanna get their cans?
Alright, now let's check in on the professionals.
Oh, they're still underground?
Fuck yeah, it was me talking.
Okay.
It seems like they both did nothing.
In which case, they get no prize.
Patrick, do you mind helping me carry it?
You're very strong!
Yeah...
Okay!
Here you go!
Blue team, is there anything you'd like...
It's March?
How is it March, and there's fucking leaves on the ground?
Save to the Red Team!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh-oh!
What?
Well, that's fall.
Fastly fall.
Alright!
How many cams did you eat?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Yeah, so, yeah.
They think they're doing something.
Let's say all of them.
Actually, exactly.
That's the line I asked.
Let me see.
You sound hungry and cranky over there.
Oh!
Team and blue team.
The results of the 50 cam challenge are in front of me.
Our two bags.
I say we start off by revealing the blue side's results.
50 cans of food.
I dropped two, but 50.
And a rat feed, the amateurs.
Also gave me 50 cans of food back.
So they got nothing.
They literally get nothing, bro.
That's what I was literally in my head going either do all or nothing.
They should have just kept all 50 cans because what's the fucking prize they would have gotten meaning neither side will be getting
Blue team seems fine rent team seems I think they kind of knew that as well
But it's like well, I'd rather both of us get no prize than then get something
Because if they ate all 50 cans and they keep them
Then the other team gets whatever advantage it is.
I'm very angry about that result.
Oh my gosh, mate!
I literally just revealed the result and three people just got out!
It's been real!
Well, they were falling apart. I need to go over there.
What the heck just happened?
Oh, where? Are you about to light it?
My mom and heart's telling me to go.
Whoa! That is five!
You ended up getting no food out of it.
Do you regret not eating the cats?
Yeah.
That was a good punch.
Uh, the morale, and the incidentally lowered.
I don't know. I feel like the Mr. B's format of videos doesn't really show, like, the mental anguish that they're going through, you know?
I understand this is, like, not really that much of survival, like, shit.
Like, they're not in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness fucking killing animals and fighting to survive.
They're getting food rations.
It's basically like they're on the show Survivor.
They're getting, you know, rice beans. They're not gonna starve, but it's like, they are hungry every day.
They're probably losing weight. They're bored as shit.
It's cold, wet, like, and you're just, you're just doing that over and over again every day for fucking three months, like.
On the blue team, I think we might have some players tonight.
Hi. I'm DeWard, Aston, everyone, y'all.
Okay. Ready to go home?
Oh!
I'm just trying to be a little grim.
Oh, morale's pretty tough with the blue beast this morning.
We lost three last night.
Only day eleven.
The sleep preparation is real.
The hunger is real.
We are struggling with some food stuff.
Forever starving.
And while Seth was trying to cheer up the camp,
not everyone was in a good mood.
Is Seth a part of the game, or is he just like a moral guy?
Is he a contestant?
I feel like he's like a main character.
Quite honestly, guys, I'd rather one of you
kick me in the nuts than hear that.
We could all be here for weeks and weeks.
I have a wife and a daughter.
I have to get back to.
Patrick and Laleigh are playing.
Oh, no.
Here we go.
Here we go on the back end of the video.
They're about to win my daughter's birthday today.
Pretty hard.
I'll just miss her.
I was right now and I'm just hoping that
it's not another conversation.
That's why you're in the competition.
I never understand that shit.
It's like, okay, well, it's their birthday.
You're not gonna see them
because even if you quit right now,
you're not gonna get back in time.
And then they quit, so it's like pointless.
And you're on the cusp of winning tens,
if not hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Like,
leaving.
No!
I'm gonna miss y'all.
Man.
Hey everybody, I'm leaving today.
You realize the value you brought to this thing?
I do.
I taught everybody how to make shelters
that'll withstand the elements.
I tried really hard to set everybody up for success.
I think Blue Team's gonna leave.
The amount of time I could be away from my business,
there's no joy in leaving.
Gotta put my business first though.
You're welcome, lovey-dovey.
Oh man, you're the ultimate survivalist.
Yeah, I always do wonder,
do you think they have to like quit their job?
Cause you're not just getting like,
your job isn't giving you just time off.
Like that's, a lot of Mr. B's videos
that are like a day long,
I get, you know, you being able to just take off work,
but like, you would have to quit your job.
Like if you're a fucking accountant,
and now you're here,
like you're not able to just miss that.
That's just little.
Why are you laughing?
I'm, uh, bro, it's okay.
It's sad.
I'm saying he's saying yes to get back to his business.
I'm going, yeah, that's true.
I'm not laughing.
It was more of a, huh?
Yeah, we taught everyone it's so much.
A lot of people just don't want to talk about it.
There's no limits and a lot of people have to leave.
But it's also hard.
Most are unemployed.
No, I mean, I didn't even think about that him running a business.
I was thinking that most of these people probably either got time off work
somehow or actually just flat out quit their job.
Because we don't know what's going on.
A lot of them do look like college students now,
so maybe they are just unemployed.
Another side.
I can tell that I'm some of them.
Losing weight every day, and I don't have much weight
to lose until my body starts shutting down.
We can't only rely on the rice we have.
So we are just testing our luck.
It's starting to physically hurt my body.
OK, are these their professions?
Because I just saw a mountain biker and now tarot card.
My hips hurt.
I don't see it.
Oh, you're ready to go. I'm ready to go.
Rest in peace, Mona. Always in her hunts.
She didn't die.
I'll take her portion.
Honestly, I really do get that guy saying I have to get back to my job,
because probably most of the people that do apply for these videos are self-employed in some way.
Like, if she's a tarot card reader, she probably has her own, you know, business,
and she's just closed right now.
I'm good at that more people are dropping, because I get to be a kid.
Every time someone leaves, I get to be a kid.
And with less people, the Red Team was forced to take on more responsibilities.
Our group has something in them to prove.
I think they're going to step up.
It's our chef, Britton, left.
That is his job.
Have something in them to prove.
Pastor.
I think they're going to step up.
It's our chef, Britton, left.
I thought I still didn't have to roll.
The girlies chopped up chives and carrots.
I feel like they're not good.
Like, we can manage.
We can manage.
It's proven that I can do a lot more than even I thought I could do.
Because it's my birthday, I'm buying random people who subscribe.
What a...
Big storm coming in.
A lot of people could end up leaving tonight.
This is the Airbnb.
Yeah, this is the entrance.
It blocks the wind.
Whoa.
Oh, the rain's starting to pick up.
Do you think this is rainproof?
I think it's rain-resistant.
The rain is coming in.
Watch it is not rain proof though, bro.
You have a bunch of dry ass leaves on your fucking wooden hut.
That shit is going to be sopping wet.
So I'm beefing up my door and I just need all this holly in to fill those gaps.
But right after I left, heavy rain poured in for hours upon hours.
We've been dealing with non-stop rain for about five hours.
Everybody's shoes are soaked, socks are soaked, clothes are soaked,
whoever's planning to sleep is soaked.
Water inside my heart there, it looks like it's not waterproof.
I've come to stand under the tarp.
The only thing that sits under the tarp is the dainty rice.
So you're not letting people sit under a car or a shelter.
All right, it's fine.
Lisa's the only tarp that there is, and now they're not letting anybody use it.
The one tarp that we have, like I can't even stand under it.
That's so far.
That one tarp was designated a footbearer so that we could keep it in the car.
As a community shelter?
No, so we could keep our beans and our rice dry.
Well, it was a community shelter.
Okay, listen to what I'm telling you.
They're trying to get everything sorted out so they can get everything out so we can get people in there.
That's what they're doing in there.
But it was a community shelter.
Oh my God! Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit?
What?
I- like, I feel like-
What conversation am I watching right now?
Oh my god, you're just hitting the rain.
That sucks.
And isn't that the point of it?
I don't understand.
Oh my god.
It's like, yeah, OK, you've got to keep the food dry.
That matters more.
I think we're all getting to the end of our wits here.
Our camp is absolutely soaked.
This has to end soon.
I'm just hoping Red Scene had to go through something similar.
I'm going to refill my water.
But it was a community shelter.
Then I'm going to go sit in my tent, read in that.
These days are the easiest days.
These are solar days, guys.
And while Red was happily waiting out the rain, my day 14 challenge might affect who will reign supreme next.
Everyone gather around!
Gather around!
Like, I understand they only had one tarp too, but I'm like, damn, there's no way that they're just-
They have those like rain ponchos on.
But you're telling me in that whole wooded area they don't have anything that they could stand under other than that one tarp where they'd be dry?
You've been there for three weeks, they didn't come up with like some wooden board that they could like stand under.
Blue Team, how we doing?
Woo!
Alright, an identical set of boxes has been placed in front of both teams.
We will be obeying them one at a time revealing a crucial survival item.
If both teams reject it, only then will the next item be revealed.
And whichever team hits our button first, we'll be able to keep the item.
You guys decide to take that box.
Box, they get nothing.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Max, Tariq, reveal the first box.
Box number one.
Fishing gear.
There's no fish in that river.
We can't catch it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Fish, that's really easy to fish.
I was just gonna say, bro, they haven't caught anything.
The one thing that they actually got survivability-wise
is the snake.
They got one snake.
That's what they should.
They haven't caught a fish.
They haven't killed a rabbit, a squirrel, a bird.
They haven't even foraged for food really outside of that one guy that was like you could eat these fucking clovers in the ground like
The fucking apple tree
I'm ready to tackle somebody for hitting that button.
Are you guys short?
Yes!
You guys said no to the first box?
Tariq?
Reveal the second box.
Cast iron pots and pans.
Cast iron cooking.
Chef, what do you think?
Cast iron is terrible though out in this area, right?
What do you want, like a stainless steel?
Cast iron is going to rust in this.
It's going to get wet.
I feel like we have everything else now.
Maybe we should put it so they don't get anything.
Now, reminder, if the other team takes it, you guys get nothing.
And if both teams reject every box, then both teams...
Cast iron doesn't rust? Cast iron rusts.
Am I not thinking of the right thing?
Cast iron... Cast iron will rust if it's wet.
I've... I've had... I've had a cast iron pan.
If you wash a cast iron pan and leave it out, if it gets wet, it will rust in like 20 minutes.
Pants get everything
And they're not gonna be able to clean it effectively like I somebody said oh if you put oil on it
They don't have fucking oil and they're just getting the pants
They passed up on box number two
Reveal box number three
This is cruel. This is just cruel.
Peanut butter comes yo.
Peanut butter, the milk chocolate.
My mouth is salivating right now.
The other team might press it.
The other team might hit it, guys.
Don't do it, Carlos. Put your hand down.
Please, I'm saying it. I'm saying it.
The next box, that Mr. Beast Jack Wings.
Mr. Beast Jack Wings.
Got a Mr. Beast jerky.
key. That's good. Like that's the first actual useful item. You guys can build more shelter.
So far, both teams have passed on every box. I would really think hard about the next one.
If no one hits the button on both sides, you guys get everything.
But if they hit the button on this last boss, you guys get nothing.
I don't think they're gonna push the button.
I think they will.
You think they will?
Yeah.
Why do you think that?
Because they press no button for all of you to get.
That is true.
Why would they want to help someone that doesn't have as much stuff with all the things?
So I think the strategy is you don't want to give them something that they might need.
Question. Is there a role you do it?
No.
Yeah, I see what's in it much first.
Community shelter! We can't press.
Yeah, but then we both get it anyway.
They don't want us to take it, so they're gonna hit the last putt.
That's not it. They're gonna hit us, but they don't want us to take it.
That's fine, because we don't need anything.
This might be more advantageous for them to win.
That's why we should click it for the next spot.
That is true. Reveal the last spot.
We don't even know what is takes.
I
Chai it's not pre-watched. It's just his brand of stuff. Oh my god fucking his steaks and jackalinks jerky
Yo, those I know feasible sells pretty well those jackalinks beef jerky sticks
fucking don't sell at all dude I'm like pretty sure when you go to a Walmart and
you see those jack-lengths Mr. Beast like jerky sticks they're the same ones that
have been there for six months thanks and seasonings for your entire team
Why would they not I'm so confused if they press the button they only get that box the other team gets nothing
If they don't press the box and nobody presses the box they all get everything
Press the fucking button
I'm sorry.
But they told him to do that.
No!
Did you press it?
No way.
He pressed it immediately!
No one's gonna press the button!
What?
No one's gonna press it immediately!
Wait, why?
Why are you doing that?!
We had to hit the button and...
You guys got nothing.
No one had the guts to press the button?
Because everybody had a talk about it.
No, we all said no!
We don't want you to press the button, girls.
Oh, I don't want to be here anymore.
Go Patrick, quick!
That is true!
No, Patrick, that is true. They wanted to hit the button immediately and everybody said no.
Thinking gave them the advantage. The disregard for their input immediately created a rift.
They're really not listening, are you?
I'm vegetarian.
Who cares?
Was there discourage?
By losing the challenge?
I don't even think I sucks.
Oh, full disadvantage, by the way.
Being a vegetarian not being an omnivore in a survival challenge is horrible
Like you just limit what you're able to eat
Or by simply not being listened to
Both red team and blue team
Lost multiple players, but for the blues who remained this was the first time they gained a resource
So the blue quorum steak
Blue quorum steak, they're gonna cook that shit like now
That is going to be rotting soon
And for the first time in over two weeks the blue plastic box team got a little slice of heaven
He wants to cook their steak now
Thanks for looking really good
Better than Christmas day better than Thanksgiving
Oh my god that looks just like ground beef.
I have energy because we have protein.
It's all coming together how we need it.
But things weren't as great with the red team.
I want it.
Fuck.
The pasta would have been nice.
It's like Isaiah, please just trust me.
Literally.
just onions. But once the meat was gone, Blue Team ran into a new problem. And now that
more and more people are leaving, their share of the $250,000 if they win is going up. You
You don't know how much it is, because you don't know how many people are left, but trust me, it's starting to become a lot of money.
So Trin hatched a plan to increase-
I mean, there's gotta be like 10 people on each team or less.
Prease her share of the money.
Are we ever gonna leave this place?
Trin is really strange. She's gonna win this.
I'm into this to beat the hell out of her!
I think the survival aspect of it is part of this part anymore.
Your selfish for taking the tarp.
I didn't take it. Did Sunny take it?
Okay, so how about we take-
It's a community tarp!
I'm not allowed to sit here and scream and sing all the time.
We're in a mis-release video!
Take the tarp so we can make a shelter for everyone who feels-
It's something we've done today.
Tim, they're still on the commu-
Dude, it's been days.
It's been days.
And we're still talking about the community shelter.
You're wild, Rick.
I can't believe that you, of all people, would say that I'm a meanie.
Yeah, my career is based around good energy, good vibes.
I don't believe in bad days.
When I see teenagers now, I would try to laugh, I'd go back to it.
I really feel like I've done enough to win.
Turn back, what's this video?
I'm a bad guy.
What?
He laughed?
We think somebody flared because we heard them screaming,
and then, you know, the clap, it was screaming, clap, and...
Someone definitely flared.
Their team is probably getting ready to break off, especially after getting it staked and outside long, we could win, for sure.
I don't know, I feel like there's only like five people left.
You ate a lunch, no one else got lunch. I'm gonna eat if I'm hungry. I don't need to answer to you. I don't need to answer to anyone here.
She's like the least team player vibes.
That last little bit of toxicity. Thanks guys, that's exactly what we needed.
Bro and they're too surface level. It's like, uh, you're the worst team player vibes, bro
You gotta hit him with the shut the fuck up. You gotta press him
You know like you got it's like a video game, bro
You ever you ever be in a you ever be in a comp video game you argue with your teammate
You fucking you you scream at each other for four rounds and then you're good
Like you gotta do that. You gotta get it out. You know settle your differences. They're just letting it build
It's gonna make it way worse
You and YBG, we were on different teams, but I've been in games where like, dude,
I'm literally like crashing out on a teammate and then we're good.
I didn't like it.
But the red team genuinely liked each other.
If we all just work together, we can still, we can even base.
Yeah, it is weird, dude. It's like polar opposite vibes.
We can get the blue team, hopefully.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh my god.
No!
I want to cry that was like the first fish in the entire video you have to
work as a team and be selfless everyone's willing to put up a fight we're still
on this to win this so we have a really strong team but the blue team maybe
didn't feel the same way we start breaking apart like losing Patrick
that's what it is and we all get in sleep reach you can have some rice I didn't
hear that conversation we literally had the conversation yesterday about the
I didn't hear it or a person.
I just want to leave with the wind,
and I feel like I'm going to leave with this.
You know the best thing you could do in this scenario
when everybody doesn't like one person
and they're becoming a problem
is you just ignore the fuck out of them.
Bitter taste in my mouth.
Bitter.
Just stop talking to her.
Really sucks.
And I don't want to be bitter.
Bitter is so mutual.
Goodbye, bad.
They're gone.
Did you hear that right, babe?
I heard what I think is the blue team cheering.
Yeah, that's all about the small amount of guys.
I heard it just then, too.
Two people for anything?
We are, like, stuck here for a life.
We know we're not, we have the flares,
but also that we lose.
I don't lose.
We're gonna win this.
I don't know how, I don't know when,
but we are gonna win this.
The less people we have,
the lower our chances of winning that.
It's getting harder to stay.
I started to think that maybe this was getting easier.
While the blue team was falling apart, the red team was coming together so well.
They weren't just surviving.
They were thriving.
It's relaxation time, guys.
Can I have a quick little river day?
Sometimes you just gotta find a good and a bad.
Bro, they really got it.
Mr. B's gotta do some crazy shit, bro.
Like, I've always said he can make, like, he has the budget to do, like, insane videos,
like an IRL rainbow six siege match or something like that,
like that'd be sick.
But dude, those boxes, just fucking bunch of alcohol,
bunch of alcohol, you know, bunch of alcohol weed,
something like that.
You know how fast people would click for that?
If you've been stranded for three weeks, almost,
and you've been bored out of your mind,
and in that box they're potentially giving you
like a bottle of Jack Daniels,
You're gonna be like, oh my god, yeah.
Oh my god, yeah.
You don't let me talk.
It's crazy, like, are you gonna let me talk?
You literally don't do anything to contribute
outside of cooking food that has no taste at all.
It's crack food, honestly.
And I'm sorry, but I gotta say.
You gonna be okay?
No, no, I'm gonna wanna take a walk.
Yeah, I think they're just such boys.
Did he catch something?
Pissing her fucking tent man take a dump on her tent when she's not in there like I mean
I understand it like that was very mean right when she's gone you take a fat shit in her tent and and then you walk out
You know nobody knows
I'm not saying actually do that that'd be terrible
That would be like really fucked up like Coachella. That actually does happen at Coachella. Yeah
That actually is a common thing in Coachella for people to poop in people's tents
We cleaned it as a team and we're picking it up now
I don't want.
Anyone want a pork?
That's really good.
That tastes good.
Yeah.
When something's right for you, you'll have peace.
And I don't have peace being here any longer.
Get me out of here.
No.
I don't see a world where a blue team ever wins this,
right?
But just because you have the training
to survive by yourself in the wilderness
It doesn't mean you can survive as a group.
Stop it!
Woo!
We are now five days in a row with zero players.
Amelia's gone in.
I think Trent is very selfish.
If we're one short because of right beat us by one person and you're cheering over here,
it's your money that you're losing to.
There's just so many less bodies.
At one point, there are a fifth.
You could run it down.
That is a crazy, that is a crazy play.
She gets to a point of being so mean to everybody else.
You go, all right, everyone quit.
Everyone quit and nobody gets money.
Deep survivalists hoping tomorrow is...
But that sucks, because then you lose.
Challenge day or extraction day.
We need something.
Three weeks in the woods, let's see how they're doing.
Oh, Richie's boy is going on.
Hello, everyone.
You don't want a challenge?
Yeah.
Amateurs, why do you think I have this?
Is that what we're rescuing?
This is a map of the red can.
And this is a flare gun.
You're going to mark where you want to hide this flare gun
in their can.
Oh!
Whichever side finds the flare gun first
will decide when the video ends by firing it.
You can end the game today.
You can end it in five days, 10 days, whenever you want.
And the other team will have no control over it.
Oh, I got chills.
If you pop that flare, then it's a warning.
You still lose. You just got to remember that.
What have they hold on to for two Jason's calling?
Yeah, what's up? I'm hungover. Sorry. What's up?
Yeah, someone says so what's good
I'm sadly I'm sadly gonna be filming a video with Jack Pembroke that day so I cannot come but happy birthday
day
They're messed up and sticking ahead
They're gonna walk the boundary at that
But what we pandering for fucking we pandering for a hundred subs look like is this
Yes. Invite you or I can't come. What about $500? What?
My god. What about $500?
Is that it?
Buddy, I'm not giving you a hundred subs.
Is this like a, is this the, is this, is this the strategy?
You can call a bunch of people.
Hey, it's my birthday soon.
So, JXC gave it to him.
That's wild.
Honestly, I would rather have a full conversation one-on-one with Joe than a hundred gifted.
I'm down to talk about some philosophical shit seriously
philosophical, I'd rather sit down and talk with Joe and learn about you know whatever
it is you know whatever topic it is because I actually learn a lot watching his videos
and learn about you know whatever it is you know whatever topic it is because I actually
learn a lot.
every single time so Joe you believe in aliens
we have the same conversation I would have a philosophy talk with Jason
alright lock back in and fee for the five gift kids bro appreciate it let's make
them work for it so they burn a bunch of calories
that was somewhere far away
you know I'm like actively battling the urge to vomit while like I need that to
be known as well. Like mid? Well like every minute I get like a wave of nausea that hits
me. Pinned? I can't see pinned still. Yeah, I'm gonna be hungry for the whole day. Watch
this one then. This is it. This is exactly where they mark up in that. Their flare is
down here. Let's see if they find it first. First! It's not really hidden. It's kind of
on a table.
To find a flair, we'll decide when this video ends.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one, take off your blindfolds.
Good luck.
Let me go.
Becca redeemed video of choice.
Let me guess.
Is this the I've been in the hills?
Oh, no, it's not.
Hello everybody on YouTube, first of all, I would love to say thank you all for subscribing
and heck yes I'm monetized, the wizard is monetized, thank you, sorry, mango dragon
fruit.
Oh I've seen this video.
And for feast of the arts, I-
I've seen this, we've watched this video.
Yeah, ginger ale.
Yeah.
First of all, I'm going to-
Yeah, I'm not drinking that bullshit.
I'm not drinking that bullshit.
I've seen this video that I already liked it.
It's like ginger ale and mango juice.
Go, run and go, don't worry man.
Oh my God.
All right, what's the plan, Amateur?
What's the plan?
I can't see it.
Hey, what's the plan?
He all-
They should just all spread out and fucking run.
They did it out.
So you'll talk about where you're going to go separately already?
I'm going to the very far backwoods.
Hey guys, guys, we're okay.
Hey, we're going to go home.
Hey, you guys got to pick up a plan while you're flying, Molden?
This is a mess.
Wait.
Our team is a mess.
They all have a plan.
They are determined to be the ones that find this flare.
They're on the furthest corner.
You go towards the docks up on the way.
Go find the flare!
Do they know, like, they're looking for a table
or do they think they're just going to find a flare on the ground?
You got to get some water right there.
What if the blue team finds it when you're getting water?
Taking his time, which is fine.
Surely the blue team's not going to be close.
Right now, I'm actually really close to the border.
I'm under the border.
All right, I'm down here searching for the flare.
I'm going to find it.
I'll go find it.
Oh, man.
We are deep in the woods.
All right, found his teammate.
Nobody entered that back corner.
But it doesn't mean they win.
If they find the flare, they determine when the video ends.
They went right.
So if you're going to go that way, I'm going to go that way.
I'm going to head down by the dock.
If you're a red team, you find it,
you instant shoot it because you have more people.
You can literally see all around you here.
Now you've just got to scan.
Lick a smear.
Come on.
You know, I really want to find this flare.
We're all so focused on finding this flare gun.
I didn't have a cameraman following me,
so maybe a sign on the mountain area.
But I hope you find this player first.
Oh my god, he's right next to that.
How did you not see that?
You know, man, I don't see it.
Also, don't see it here.
You see anything?
Nope, not here.
You're going to do high.
I'm going to look out.
Oh, I think I see it.
Don't mess with me.
I'm just scared.
Oh, man.
I think I hit pretty much everything.
I don't.
I think you can see it.
Me too.
Come on, find a fire.
Don't find it!
The horn is going off.
Our team might have found it.
Hopefully, they won't be coming with it.
These contestants starting forest fire
have spent the last 20 days in the woods losing teammates.
We gotta get out of here.
There's no joy in leaving.
A lion's death is a loss.
We're going to have to take it all away.
We're going to have to get out of here.
We're going to have to take it all away.
We're going to have to get out of here.
We're going to have to take it all away.
leaving alliances pushing themselves to their limits.
They got the hell out of here.
Wait, Tess, Tess spent the last 20 days in the woods.
They always voice over.
Do you realize, do you guys ever notice that?
Like, that's not him.
He's voicing over his actual voice.
Losing teammates.
He's coming.
He's coming for this moment, right here.
I got him, I got him!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
There's a sailor, I got him, I got him!
I got it!
Yes!
Got it!
Woo-hoo!
You got it?
Actually, there's a lot of blue players.
Got it first.
How many people do you think are left in the industry?
90!
I hope that they think, oh, well, we got this in the bag.
I hope that they blow the player and we have more people.
Is there any world where there's more than you?
Maybe, but we don't think so.
What if you waited till tomorrow?
We waited 20 days.
Yeah.
I want blue team to lose so bad
After their tide
It's fucking lame, dude. What do they each get? Like 20 grand?
Correct. There's 11 left on the blue team, but only 9 left on the red team.
Blue team, you just won $250,000!
Oh my god, they're going crazy!
That's emotional, but...
Um...
22 each?
What can I say? There's too much!
And I'm just driving in this car.
We're gonna give each of you $4,000 for spending time out here.
How weird $4,000 when we were talking about that not a lot of money right Joe no
I never said $4,000 wasn't a lot of money and so many people are fucking idiots and don't understand what I meant by life changing
I meant like retirement money like you're like something that would be it you'd be able to get a house
But the amount of people that are like four grand,
you get four grand to a homeless guy,
he could get an apartment.
You've never rented an apartment in your entire life,
dumbass, you realize you have to have proof of income, right?
It's not just oh, I have 14 cash,
you'll let me rent this apartment for fucking two months.
You sign a six month contract, year long contract, like.
They each are walking home with $22,000,
whether you have skill or a bunch of resources,
I think in the end the thing that matters the most
is working together.
Thank you guys for watching.
Wow.
I bet no one's happy about them winning.
Calling those clown blue team experts is wild.
Grocery store part two, vegetarian, who cares,
was diabolical.
That's for trying to prove they're better than the others.
Absolutely ego driven.
The amateurs were just enjoying the ride.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
I feel like they're going to bring the amateurs back
for a different video.
That was a good bet, though.
Thank you for the raid, bro
Since even the sub super of the three
If you were in this you can pick whoever to do it who would you pick fucking Luke from the opera boys
Since he creamy and corruption for the sub your thank you for the three come to the brassica
No, I don't even for the subs and over the three after three months finally made it through base of training for the army
Well, thank you for your service, bro
Uh, made really good memories, funny stories.
I'm now in Missouri, class of start, uh, learn how to do my job.
Well, good luck with that.
Sorry, chat, please don't take that train.
I, I cannot read.
I cannot read right now.
Anthproms, John, DND, Jake and Monarch, they give the five gift.
It's Herb, take it for the 10 gift.
Bub, Salty, Cree, game beyond, electric, Lee, Brown and I nice.
They give the sub right for the sub chat.
Give me like a minute.
I'm gonna pass, and I also need to turn my fucking AC on because I'm sweating.
Holy shit.
Cart break dude if I hit a cart right now that would be bad bad
Hold up
I know you Joe I have to pee I'm gonna go secretly throw up you think I threw up in that time frame
Oh my god
TV a boy Andrew koala of the sub all right chat next video
The worst punishments still used today
Is this like torture? What do they mean by punishments?
Like for prisoners or people that they're trying to like extract information out of the fuck is the wooden cane
The worst punishment used at brazen bull, I don't think they use that anymore the worst punishment
I don't think will be in this video
But I know exists is I think it's in south of some South American countries if you steal
It's not like government, but like locals will do it
I've seen videos of it and it's fucking terrifying if you like get caught stealing you put both your hands like this
They just shoot you through your hands
So you'll see people with scars and like a bullet hole in their hand that means they were a thief
Let's start with the bad and slowly work our way towards the stuff of nightmares number eight the wooden cane many countries
Paws. Yo, what is-
Treats today still punish criminals by tying them up and whipping them, but just to make matters worse.
Tying them up and whipping them, what countries still whip people?
Psst, it's often done in front of their peers and loved ones. In countries like Singapore criminals convicted of-
They whip people in Singapore?
I know you can get like put to death for having like a fairly slow amount of drugs in Singapore.
That's why that one time, did you, uh, you ever see the video of Steve-O from Jackass?
He swallowed a condom full of weed when he went into an airport and he shit it out in
Singapore, I think.
Ah, and then smoked it.
And I'm like, you could like, die.
Or not maybe get put to death for that little amount of weed, but like he could have been
imprisoned for a long time.
Filing crimes or vandalism can-
Yeah, how did that not like fuck up his insides?
be sentenced to judicial. It's life in prison. I'm googling this. What is the sentence for
marijuana possession Singapore up to 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine. If you have
a trafficking amount of 500 grams, it's a mandatory death penalty. Or life imprisonment
with caning.
Oh my god bro. Do they have like a guy whose job is to just cane people?
The criminals vet over and has their ankles and wrists tightly strapped to a large wooden
trestle.
After the criminal becomes a piñata, the king is first soaked in water for a few hours,
making it a lot more flexible and primed for whipping.
The man who carries out the punishment is a highly trained officer, trained to deliver
each strike with maximum force and precision.
After each strike, there's a long pause, just to make sure the criminal feels every
bit of pain that is humanly possible, before the next powerful strike is delivered.
The severity of the crime dictates how many strikes the criminal receives, but it can
be as many as 24.
are 24 strikes. What are you
struggling with? I was going to say you would start profusely bleeding.
But it can be as many as 24. Criminals are typically left bleeding with deep wounds
and permanent scarring, leaving them with their life. Yeah, what else are they
caning you for? You think you can for like lawyering?
What what crimes results in caning in Singapore?
Vandalization, robbery, robbery, property offenses, weapon and explosive offenses, so pretty heavy
crimes.
Pretty heavy crimes.
But they came you once and then you just get thrown in jail.
It's a long reminder of the hellish punishment they once received.
Number seven, Robert E, Robert E, I stuttered, Robert E, Robert E, oh my god, white room torture.
Where do they do this?
Room.
There's a room so terrifying that it strikes-
That's like actually one of the worst ways.
It's not like one of the worst torture methods physically, but getting put in a white room, you go insane in like three days.
It strikes fear into even the most hardened criminals.
It's simply known as the white room.
Inside Evan Prison in Iran, there's a small all-white isolation cell
where the bright overhead lights never turn off.
And all of a sudden-
Really, yeah, dude, Vsauce did a video
where he got trapped in white room
or in a white room, like simulate white room torture
for like three days, immediately lost track of time
because the lights are always on, you're in a white room.
You don't interact with anything but white stuff
and your food generally is white as well.
It's like sensory deprivation,
but like to an extreme level that you start like hallucinating
almost instantly.
Like, if you get thrown in a white room within a day, you're gonna fucking lose your mind.
Not like to the point of, oh, you're permanently insane.
But you're gonna, like, if you were stuck in there for like two weeks, you're fucked.
Bad noise and human contact cease to exist.
This punishment begins with the criminal being dressed in all white,
before being thrown into a completely soundproof, all-white cell.
The bed, walls, floor-
Sorry, YouTube frogs, I'm hungover.
How do you take my shirt off, dude?
I'm like sweating, man.
This is, this is, this is next level, dude.
My body is radiating heat right now.
Horses and even the plate and food they receive are all white,
but it gets even worse.
The guards outside the cell were cushioned shoes
to silence their steps.
Ensuring the prisoner never hears a single sound
from the outside world.
You see the color white.
But what are they doing this for?
Like what crime would you have to have committed
for them to throw you in a white room cell.
Wasn't chosen at random.
Like terrorism?
Like murder?
I feel like it's gotta be even like murderers
just get thrown in jail usually.
White eliminates con-
Present.
Trash, depth and visual reference points.
And since the brain doesn't get any stimulation
from the outside world, it begins to create its own.
Tormenting the prisoner by spawning in vivid hallucination
and noises that are not really there.
And because the lights never turn off,
Prisoners lose their sense of time,
not knowing whether it's been days, weeks,
or even months that have gone by.
Yeah, it's usually like,
if you watch the, it's a really good Vsauce video,
by the way, you should definitely watch it if you haven't.
But the problem is, you're stuck in this white room,
there's no windows.
You, and you could say this about prison in general,
but like, because you have no contact, no clocks, nothing.
You fall asleep, wake up.
You could have been asleep an hour, five hours,
eight hours, 12 hours.
And so like instantly the second you go, you go to bed, you've already lost track
of time. Uh, so there was a moment where like he goes in, you know, at a regular,
you know, clock time, like he's going in at like, you know, say noon, he's on a
regular sleep schedule. By the end of it, he was only in there like four days.
He was up at like four in the morning thinking it was like three in the
afternoon, like literally exact opposite schedules.
There have been reports of prisoners remaining in the cell for up to eight months, with some claiming that even after leaving, they have never been the same since.
Number 6. Amputation. Amputations are still used in countries like Iran, Yemen, Nigeria, and Saudi Arabia, and are typically reserved for thieves.
For example, they'll cut off your hands? I knew about the shit with the bullet in South America where they'll shoot you.
They cut off your fucking hands?
Oh my god!
In Saudi Arabia, thieves can still be punished by amputation of the hand, while armed robbers receive a little extra, having their hand and the opposite foot amputated.
Now, before you-
Daaamn!
That sucks!
Like, that's worse than, like, five years in prison.
Like, they're just chopping off your body parts?
Get the wrong idea. These countries-
You still have to serve jail time
or do they just chop your hand off and then you walk?
Do sometimes take it easy on criminals
and just amputate the fingers instead.
That's not really doing much anyway.
I mean, okay, now you got a pump, you got a nub.
You know, you cut your fingers off.
I mean, it's not really helpful.
I mean, you still have a palm, I guess.
Like you could grab things.
Like if you had no fingers,
you'd still be able to like, I guess grasp stuff
because you still have a wrist.
which is exactly what is done in Iran.
In 2025 alone, at least three thieves
had the fingers on their right hands amputated.
The punishment uses a guillotine style.
I'd be begging for them to chop off my left fingers, dude.
Holy, what's your dominant hand?
My left, my left.
Machine, just a lot smaller.
Here, prisoners are blindfolded, handcuffed, and restrained.
The hand is tied in place with the fingers pointing out.
As soon as the sign is given,
actually, I don't know.
Gaming-wise, would I rather lose my left hand or my right hand?
Life-wise, losing my right hand would be worse,
because I'm right-handed, but like, I got a WASD,
you gotta use a keyboard.
Wait, do left-handed people?
Wait, wait, I've never actually thought about this.
A keyboard's made for right-handed people.
If you're left-handed do you use the mouse with your left hand?
No, I feel like all gamers still use but that would be really weird, right?
We don't know but that would be really weird though to have to control a mouse with my non-dominant hand
Like, I don't think I could do that.
But I think even if you're left-handed,
if you've grown up always using a mouse on your right hand,
it's normal. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right, Todd. You're right.
Because you're like five years old, first time you use a fucking computer,
you're in computer class, you use a mouse on your right hand, so it's normal.
The lever is released.
That's true.
And the blade slams down on the person's hand,
easily removing the criminal's fingers.
They are then quickly stitched up if they're lucky,
if they're lucky and sent back to their prison cells to walk it off.
Oh my god so they still have to serve time. Castration?
Five. Castration. In...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
Medical castration or chemical castration are literally chopping people's nuts off.
I can't imagine a dick with no balls.
Could you imagine a dick with no balls? It would just be like a snake.
It'd be like a shaft with nothing there.
That would be really...
Countries like South Korea
Be really weird
Poland and Indonesia
It'd be like a dildo?
Dildos tend to have nuts
Anyone who's convicted of being inappropriate with children
Look it up
I don't think I'm gonna look that up
And be sentenced to chemical castration
This punishment
Okay, so they're not chopping your balls off
They're giving you something that makes it so
You can't reproduce
And typically begins after the criminal has served their sentence
And right before they are set to be released from prison
where they will receive the first of many injections to drastically lower their testosterone
and libido. The more severe the crime, the longer the castration period. Now being injected so often
does carry some side effects. But realistically, nobody cares. But in countries like the Czech
Republic, castration is taken even further. High-risk criminals who continue committing
heinous crimes can be permanently castrated. From 2000 to 2016, over 84 surgical castrations
were carried out, but in recent years the numbers have plummeted. After heavy international pressure,
the law was changed. Well, if you don't have nuts, does your dick still get hard?
No. No, right? Because you would have no, especially if you're chemically castrated.
No, if you're chemically castrated, your testosterone's low. It would be a rectile dysfunction.
If you have no testosterone, you're not getting hard because you're not getting a rat. I got to Google this.
If you don't have balls, will your dick still get hard? Question mark?
Yeah, it's possible, but it's a lot harder while single testicle produces enough testosterone to maintain a rectile function,
removing both testicles, significantly drops testosterone, often causing low sex drive and erectile dysfunction.
Bang! So I was kind of half right.
Furious Pete has one ball.
Today, they still perform permanent castrations.
I remember that. I remember that.
I remember you swatched Furious Pete all the time, he'd go,
and they cut off one of my balls. He had testicular cancer.
But are now only given to criminals who've all-
A lot of people have one nut though.
4. An eye for an eye. In Iran, the victim or their family can request an equivalent punishment
for their attacker. This means they can request a life for a life, an injury for an injury,
or in this case, an eye for an eye. The act of blinding someone as a form of punishment
has been carried out a few times in recent years, with the most r-
Getting chemically castrated or having them take my eye out.
I don't know.
Recent three cases occurring in 20-
I need to see while they only take one eye.
In 2022, surprisingly many of the cases were very similar.
A person for one reason or another decided to throw acid on someone,
causing the innocent person to lose their eyesight.
The victim or their family can then legally request the same punishment for the attacker.
It all begins with the person being restrained and having their eyes or eyes held open.
Acid is then dropped into the eyes, permanently blinding them.
The drops are administered by authorities, but the victim can request to do it themselves.
Well, as long as they can still see, the injury is then verified by authorities
and the attacker is sent back to prison to serve the remainder of their sentence.
Number three pushed off a cliff. This is one of the most disturbing and strangest punishments in the world in Iran
Criminals can still be set. Is it okay? Why are all of these in Iran?
Why are all why is every why in every in every single one? He goes in Iran
In Iran, man. Here we go. Jesus Christ. I
I I was gonna say this isn't even a punishment. This would just kill you and tends to be thrown from a height now
Get thrown to your death. That's what a punishment
You're dead.
Well, as bad as that sounds, it only gets worse.
Here, the criminal's taken to the top of a cliff and placed inside a sack.
The sack is tightly sealed, and both the sack and the criminal are thrown off the cliff.
But here's the twist.
In the extremely unlikely event that the man survives the fall, he would then be freed
from the sack.
Only to be hanged instead.
Wow.
A few men in recent years have been sentenced to-
I feel like you gotta let him slide.
I liked that old medieval rule they had where if you were like,
if you were stuck to a like one of those wheels that you're going to get like
tortured to death on and it broke, it was like a sign of God and they let you go.
You know, I feel like that's cool where it's like, you're going to be put to death
and then like you don't die and they go, okay, nevermind, you get to live.
Like receive this pun.
I'm not saying it's necessarily a sign of God, but I'm like, you know,
If you get thrown in a potato sack off a cliff and you live and then they fucking hang you like
I mean, what a fucking shit. What a shit hand, you know what I mean? Like, oh my god
I mean, obviously, I don't know what you did to be put in the sack, but either way
It's like oh my god. Thank fuck I lived and you're dead anyway
This man one man in 2002 and two in 2008
The punishment is incredibly rare and is only given to those who commit truly heinous crimes
Even though these three men were sentenced by a judge to be thrown off a cliff,
I can't a hundred percent confirm they were actually thrown since I ran ranks amongst the most heavily censored countries in the world and
This information is not easy to come by either way. The punishment is incredibly terrifying and not one you would ever want to receive
Number two capital punishment now. I could bore you and walk you through all I mean what capital punishment the one
Oh my god, where do they do that? Is it in Japan?
somewhere in Asia they they'll still shoot you but they'll shoot you in the
back of the head and they'll make you open your mouth so the bull so you can
stop a regular funeral because if you close your mouth and they shoot you in
the back of the head your fucking face gets fucked up but they'll make you open
your mouth they'll shoot you right here the bull goes through and you're dead
why so if you cuz if your mouth close it's gonna burst through your hole it's
to fuck up your whole jaw, your teeth, everything, and then you can't have like a regular viewing funeral.
All the standard capital punishments that are used around the world, like lethal injection.
Probably North Sentinel Island. North Sentinel Island doesn't have a government. They're a tribal
island nation of people that have no contact with modern civilization. They don't have guns.
Firing squads, the electric chair, and hangings, but instead, I'm going to cover some of the
most strange and terrifying variations of these executions that are still used in parts
of the world.
In Saudi Arabia, criminals who commit-
Dude, facing a firing squad is fucking brutal.
Electric chair is definitely worse.
But having to stand there and look at like a wall of people pointing guns at you and
you're just like, alright, last words.
or drug-related crimes can still be sentenced to be beheaded with the sword.
Here the criminal is kneeling on the floor with their arms tied behind their back.
Their head is then leaned forward as the person trembles and waits for the executioner to
strike.
As soon as- Wait, we- there's still people that get beheaded?
But the sword leaned forward as the person trembles and waits for the executioner to strike.
As soon as the signal is given, the executioner swings with all their might and hopefully removes
the head on the first go. Of course. Bro, the worst is when you learn about the guillotine
and that when it wasn't sharp enough, they'd sometimes have to do multiple pulls. So they
pull it, it would come down. Normally like the first 10 guys clean off and then you're
up and it's dull now. So it comes down and it half cuts your fucking head off. You're
still alive. They got to do it again. This is all done in front of a crowd ensuring they
They get punished with multiple pulls is the most entertaining though.
Why are you watching guillotine executions for entertainment?
I think that's part of the problem here.
Why are you shirtless?
I'm hungover and I'm really overheated.
And when I was wearing the shirt, it was making me more nauseous.
Severe PTSD as well.
Then there's China.
I wish I could sit in like a cold bath right now.
That would be, oh my God.
China, where execution bands deliver lethal injections directly to a person's front door.
Jynxie wants to go to Diamond Gym.
Do a bath stream. I'm not doing a bath stream.
Where is Diamond Gym?
I will. Criminals are apprehended.
That in New Jersey?
And placed inside the van. They are then quickly strapped down.
Y'all up, Junko? Junko watching? I'm really hung over right now.
And given a lethal cocktail injection, it's estimated that around 8,000 people have been-
people have been. JC, would you
rather lose one of your eyes or
both of your balls? What are
you talking about?
See his answer.
What are you talking about?
When I rather lose one of my eyes or both of my balls.
Oh my god.
Ah, fuck.
One of my eyes or both of my balls.
I'm gonna call you really quick both of his balls.
What he's calling me?
Hello?
So Joe, you stay in Jersey, right?
Yeah.
So Joe, have you heard of a place by the name of Diamond Jim?
Yeah, you're you want to go there?
Well, I was thinking about going, like, do you think you would want to, like, go with me?
Uh, potentially the only thing is, like, they're going to fucking eat you alive there, man, you realize that, right?
Like, even, like, guys that work out there that are, you know, influencers, like, Lex Little,
and, like, other people that are, like, actually, like, full on jacked, get, like, so, like, it's brutal.
It's brutal from what I've seen.
So is there a way I could fill out like a Google Doc
and be like, hey, guys, this is what I'm comfortable with.
This is what I'm not.
Guys, also.
They are not listening to that shit.
But you got to fill out a Google Doc saying,
oh, so can you guys go easy on me?
OK, OK.
Well, Joe, I might go to this, though.
So just letting you know, if I die in there, Joe,
if I die in there, I love you, Joe.
Yeah, let me know when you're going if I'm able to odd pop out
Dude look up look up what yeah, no wait you were just on that one video like look up diamond Jim on YouTube
Just like diamond Jim
Which one you can look at Dime of Jim will yeah, will will did a did a really good one
Tennessee, I know Lex little they didn't let him drink water for like three hours
Yeah
bro chat is it possible to actually die of exhaustion like legitimately yes yes
you could die of exhaustion oh my god okay okay well maybe I see water and maybe
rest but we'll see bro yeah I'll let you know I will let you know bro let me
Have a good rest of your stream
W JNC, bro
Jack Joe is shirtless with a chain on dude like I mean, I don't know I'm slightly erect
By the way, this guy looks gigantic
I've been looking at his father get all the guys that died in general huge
I feel like I'll just get pissed off, bro.
Working out there, somebody screaming at you the whole time,
I'd be like, oh, shut up.
Can I just be honest?
Is he on Royce?
Like, I've never even seen traps like that.
You could park a fucking bus on his trapezoid.
Brother, it's he on Royce.
All right, walk back in.
Executed in one of these vans,
but the real number remains a mystery
since the program is covered in secrecy.
Then there's hanging executions. Some countries still use the more humane method, the long drop, which instantly breaks the neck and causes unconsciousness.
This method obviously requires a math formula to get right. To sort of a fall, the neck remains intact, and the person hangs there and slowly chokes.
To long of a fall, and it becomes a beheading. And a very mess-
Why is that math- oh, yeah, because it's, uh, messy. I was gonna say, why does that matter? That either way.
See an annoying cleanup, but in countries like Iran the math problem
Is simply tossed in the trash and instead they use a method called the short drop
Which is a lot short drop any joke today or cruel and vicious
But hey, at least no one could ever say they're bad at math
Here the criminal is rigged to a crane with their arms tied behind their back and is then slowly lifted a few inches off the floor
As the criminal panics and kicks the rope tight ends and eventually within minutes the person passes out and stops moving
Number one stone. Oh my god. No stoning is the worst
Stoning's the worst bro. I've been saying now. How long does how long are you alive for a stoning?
You know, I think if you're getting stoned to death and you're buried you're buried on the ground
You're really hoping you just got show you Tony in the crowd there, you know
You know, you're, I'm hoping some dude throws a piss missile with a fucking rock and just
instant kills me, like if you're getting stoned to death and it's a bunch of like weak people
or they're inaccurate, you're just getting hit with rocks for fucking 20 minutes.
To death, easily the harshest and most cruel punishment in the world has to be stoning.
This punishment has occurred in Nigeria, Somalia, and Iran in recent years.
Oh my god, bro!
With Iran being the only country where stoning still exists in law as a punishment.
Oh my god.
No, like this is actually fucking unreal.
For adultery, the most recent uses of this punishment actually came from angry moms in Nigeria.
Wait for adultery.
That's when you cheat, right?
You get stoned to death for cheating.
Like, I'm not saying cheating, you know, there shouldn't be any, I'm not saying you should
be like, oh let off free for that, but like, stoned to death?
In 2020 and 2022, and before that, a militia group in Somalia in 2014 and 2018.
I'll quickly cover these before I move on to Iran.
It's only for women.
Oh my God.
In both cases in Somalia,
a judge within the area's militia group
sentenced the women to be stoned to death for adultery.
The women were buried up to their shoulders
with only their heads exposed
and then stoned to death by the militia group.
All of this was done in front of the townspeople.
The Nigeria incidents were very similar
to one another as well.
Yo, that's actually like, that's like inhumane.
Like, that is, that is un-fucking-real.
Like, a lot of these, it's like, oh yeah, they chop up your hands or some shit when you fucking, you know, do an aggravated robbery or kill someone and I'm like, okay, you know, a bit extreme, but I, you know, I kind of get why you want to punish the person.
But it's like, holy fuck, you cheated on your husband and now we're going to line you up in the town square and stone you to death?
It's in the Bible?
Buddy, I'm not caring about that.
I don't see a world where you could argue about how stoning is, is moral.
Like, there's, there's no way that I'm sitting there going, that's, yeah, that's, that's, that's chill.
In 2020, a man accused of blasphemy was chasing stone to death at a fish and vegetable market.
But wait, it gets even darker.
It's reported that even the local children picked up stones and took part in the execution.
Then a few years later, in 2022, a woman was attacked by a mob and stoned to death at a
college for the same reason.
But let's talk about Iran since they officially have stoning as a form of punishment.
From 1980 to 2009, there were roughly 150 people, mostly women, convicted of adultery
who were condemned to stoning, with the latest sentences taking place in 2017 and 2022.
The punishment begins with the woman being buried up to her chest, or the waist if it's
a man.
Officials then gather around the person with stones in hand, and as soon as the signal
is given. Why waste if it's a man? It's a quicker death if only your head is out.
Because if they're hitting you like if you're getting stoned and you're hitting
me in the fucking ribs, you know, I want to be I want to be here up because then
you just get a headshot I'm dead right where I pass out. Begin to throw them but
here's the catch if the person manages to escape from the hole and only if they
They had confessed to adultery.
They could earn their freedom.
In-
What?
So if you confess to adultery, you get put in the hole and you get out before you die,
you're free?
The second scenario, if the person manages to escape or were caught committing adultery,
they are placed back in the hole for round two, as someone who's extremely competitive.
Yeah, I'm beginning to think this might be a little unfair for the women.
That's on fucking real that was a crazy video
As soon as you mentioned Iran Iran to the comments
Weirdly Iran centered yeah
You punishers are good enough to keep these people traumatized for half of them cause death
Being released from such a place like white room mental damage was done. You then see me outside world again. Yeah, be fucking shock
actual shock
all right
ZMS thinking of the sub brags of the sub mr. Pancake Rora a
Lester thinking of the thousand bitties being taken in a three over the three
Pancake Rora for the sub into the sub real thing of the three he GM simply gang Shrek
SK Gang, thank you for the three.
Sep, thank you for the sub.
Anywhere you would recommend in New Jersey, not really.
Spartan Ryan, attend for the sub J.
Mandy and Sue, thank you for the sub Jess, thank you for the three.
What could we get a laptop that would run a small indie game?
Any ideas?
Probably a Lenovo gaming laptop powered by an Intel Core CPU.
I don't know, I don't have any gaming laptop recommendations.
Yo Han for the sub dude chat I'm sorry please don't send bits right now oh my
gosh no bitties today well I'm like actually how am I still this hungover
it's been so long oh my
No, I'm not eating something you got big nipples. I don't have big nipples, bitch
I got regular ass nipples
Young for the sub all right, sure it's gone back on you guys are being weird
Bro said guy now I don't have guy now
All right
But I gotta turn the fan on I'm actually I'm actually fucking
Oh my god, oh
That's so much better. Oh
It's so much better chat. Oh my god the fan of my face the wind in my hair
Still thinking that you subs brand for the three you and Jill taking for the sub young for the sub all right lock in
All right. Lock in. Holy, holy.
Go to bed. It's loud. Wait, do you guys hear the fan?
What the fuck are you talking about? All right. Lock in.
Joe for the sub-man for the three, still in brand take of the three.
Please don't set bets right now, I'm sorry.
I can't be reading.
The greatest of all time, lock-in.
Why is it-
The chick is a-
Was that like copyrighted music or something? I'm like, why is it just fucking full quiet?
It's probably copyrighted.
The word not the enemy means that you are the greatest of all time in any category that you choose.
Now the goat has been a term that has been wildly, wildly overused.
I am a part of that problem, but that's besides the point.
But we be out there calling any person or any character that we like, the goat,
to the point where it gets kind of concerning.
Like, why are we as a society allowing DJ Khaled and GOATS in the same sentence?
Yeah, DJ Khaled's not a goat, but I mean, in the mute, you really can only have one goat.
Like, I don't like when people talk about, oh, you could have two goats of soccer.
Well, it's like, it defeats the entire purpose of somebody being the greatest of all time.
Like, that's why there's a debate about who it is.
like greatest of all time only applies to one person in each specific category.
Like the greatest athlete of all time is its own thing, the greatest of all time basketball players
its own thing, you know, most people would say probably like LeBron, some people might say Steph Curry,
soccer, a lot of people are saying Messi, you know, stuff like that. I would say,
Athletically the goat who's the greatest of all time athletically
Probably using Balder Michael Phelps, right
It's not LeBron LeBron's not the greatest athlete of all time
Like when you say great when you say greatest athlete of all time
You have to go you have to it boils down to like swimming or running like in my in my mind
like you can be suit because Michael Phelps won like 10 gold medals back to back to back to back to back to back to back
He was not only the best swimmer
ever it was like
He oh Tiger Woods is the goat
Tiger Woods Tiger Woods was
Tiger Woods was that much better than anyone else. Okay. How do you determine? How do you determine?
because it's like, you could say LeBron James,
but like LeBron James still gets beaten, you know,
everybody loses.
So it's like, you have to factor in so many things.
Not only how athletic are they in their own right,
what sport are they playing,
and how much better are they
than the people behind them?
I think that's the biggest thing.
Cause in that sense is the goat not Magnus Carlson,
like the best chess player of all time.
Like that kid was like a fucking GM when he was like 10.
Like, and I know that's like chess is a sport,
not a sport, you know, it's not athletic.
It's more mental.
So I won't account that for this conversation, you know?
I would say Magnus Carlson is the goat
in his own right of chess.
But if we're talking like sports, sports,
like athletic sports,
I feel like, yeah, you have Tiger Woods
and he was that much better.
Like Tiger Woods in the year 2000 was the best golfer and it wasn't even close.
Like it was not even close.
Like the betting odds on Tiger Woods, it's like you could have bowed on
every other guy to win and your odds were still worse than just betting on Tiger Woods to win.
You could say football wise.
Yeah.
You could say like Tom Brady.
Use a Tom Brady.
There's probably a few person Peter bot.
We're not talking about eSports, bro.
We are not talking about eSports.
E-sports, who's the goat?
That's a harder conversation.
There's too many different video games.
There's way too many different video games.
Faker.
Faker is widely known as the goat of League of Legends.
Who is the guy that's crazy good at AOE?
Who's the pro player for Age of Empire?
Hera.
Hera, okay, if you don't know Age of Empire,
really, really complex fucking like in real time
Civ building strategy game.
I think he hasn't lost in like 10 years or some shit.
Like he just wins every event he's in.
And it's like, that's what you got to think of in that sense.
Like goats like that, like pro players that never lose.
Oh my god, no, the goat, the goat, athletically, now that we're talking about it.
I don't even know if anybody said it.
Is it not John Jones?
John Jones hasn't lost a fight in like 20 years.
Like, I don't think John Jones has ever lost a fight outside of like losing for technical
reasons.
He cheated he lost one for like an elbow or something, but I'm saying like John Jones doesn't lose
Michael Phelps
Yeah, I don't know that's a really hard conversation if you're saying the goat of sports that's really like subjective
You could have a goat of the UFC a goat of golf. That's more objective
But if you're going like who's the greatest athlete of all time, I don't know like I think most people would usually cite somebody
That's not in a specific game sport, but rather like swimming lifting running something of those sorts
It's the only go around he's eating money and after watching them
Michael Jackson movie that she moved me in this movie dish show. Oh my god the goat
We were just talking about athletes then there's the go to music go to YouTube's got to be markiplier
Gotta be markiplier good mythical morning like there's a few guys in that ballpark range as well
Mr. Beast is the goat of YouTube?
No.
I mean, you can not-
He's the greatest now. He's not the greatest YouTuber of all time.
Just call anybody the goat when you have people like him that exist.
Like Michael Jackson's aura was just different.
All this man had to do-
Didn't people, like, faint when they would see Michael Jackson when he would perform?
Like, he had that much of a pull on people that, like, they would see him and pass out.
was kiss woman on the cheek and they looked like there was halfway about to
collapse like I know backstage shawty was looking like this I go through MJ's aura
in depth in my aura farming video but one thing that I did not mention was the
music videos because Michael Jackson's music videos are a lost art like these
videos would have the most exciting stuff imagine like you would really watch
through these and you would see women getting beat up and Michael Jackson would
just dance in response like not a chance of response or the one where somebody's
putting a gun at him and he just goes
just puts it down I'm like this nigga dead saw domestic violence and said one of
the funniest music videos to me was the one for bad where Michael Jackson's part
of a gang and gets exposed for being a fake demon and when Wesley Snipes pulls
up and says so what's up son you don't even got no one around you you lacking and MJ's
like who lacking spawns his group of YNs and starts dancing instead of running away
is this even a serious it's really how the Disney bullies used to be running up
bro and when he's finally done with his dance routine you had him looking like
No this was dead frying me but it was truly goat material and now we're going to talk about other people of the same ilk.
Now I do think Goku is the goat anime character and for some reason that's a hot take I do under-
Yeah Goku, who are other goats in the anime sense? I mean like a lot of people would say like Luffy but if you're talking like power isn't it Goku or one punch man?
like it would be uh what is one punch man's actual name
my god I didn't watch season three because it was so bad apparently
uh Saitama yeah understand some of the hate Goku gets cuz back in the day
his fans were doing unparalleled level the guy from solo leveling
okay that's just kind of a lame you couldn't talk about any anime character
without hearing HE NOT BEATING
He's the only one that can level up!
Most people are stuck in A or B tier.
He's exceeding!
I watched- I watched solo leveling as well.
Pretty good ANA.
But only because it's like,
Oh, that's just like a video game!
He's getting so much stronger!
And he- Oh my god, everybody likes him now!
Goku though!
Got on, bro!
Always talking about beating Goku,
the niggas typing this couldn't even beat diabetes.
And although this was a very annoying era,
It does not take away from the fact that Goku is the GOAT.
Goku has the most iconic move, the most iconic transformation, the most iconic silhouette.
He literally walked so an entire genre of anime could run.
So if you are someone in the camp that's gonna look at me and say,
Luffy is the GOAT,
I just wanna hold you by the shoulder and say-
I don't think, when people say Luffy's the GOAT,
I don't think they're saying he's the strongest, like, anime character.
I think they're just saying that, like, Luffy is the best.
Like, he's the coolest.
Yeah.
This very calmly.
Y'all niggas can't fuck my dick!
When it comes to the greatest anime ever-
Aaron Yeager.
Mmm, Aaron Yeager's out there.
That motherfucker.
Oh my god.
Dude, AOT.
AOT.
Fucking.
Oh my god, that should have been crying.
Actually.
That was like one of the only animes that I-
I haven't seen many animes, but it was one of the only animes I watched,
I was like actually like emotional
He's watching his fucking mom get eatin
And he's just crying and it's so sad
I'm like dude you just watch your you would just watch your mom not watch your mom die
You just want your mom get eaten alive like wow or that is a little too subjective
My anime list you said full metal alchemist at the top for years and it all obviously the good steku
It was well deserved
All for one or not all for one one for all
It's one of the most perfect shows of all time
How many seats tecun baku go? I mean I'd recommend it to anyone who has not seen it now
One of the most common places you would see the goat talk about is sports and depending on which one you're talking about
There's either a debate or there is no contest in America. Yeah tennis. It's Serena Williams football. It is very
gymnastics at Simone Biles
Clearly, Tom Brady. I know niggas were trying to gas up Kermit the frog for a minute. Now it's just like
Like you do not make one of the largest sports comebacks of all time to be in Patrick Mahometox when it comes to track and field
There was a who else is even on the board in go talk
football wise
Like who else has like nine super like there's to be other people look like that many Super Bowl wins
It's almost always a quarterback people would say Drake may
Bro, he's like 20 it's like his fucking second year in the NFL
It's not it's not Drake may you like maybe Drake may if Drake may fucking locks in 10 years from now
You'd be saying he's the goat
NFL players with the most Super Bowl rings
Tom Brady, then Charles Harley, Marv Fleming, Kronkowski, the Kronk was also on the team
with Tom Brady.
So.
A indisputable goat in Usain Bolt.
Usain Bolt and his brim was a different breed.
Usain Bolt, but who's the dude that just beat his U18 record?
Um, oh my God, what is his name?
There's a, there's a new guy that's running.
That's like almost as fast as you like gout, gout.
Yeah.
Gout, gout might actually be the next using bolt.
He had announcers saying, he's like 19 or some shit.
He ran like a 98 or like a 99.
No, Elias, no, Elias will never be better than I love watching.
No, Elias run.
I don't think no, Elias has the athletic build to beat using
one time. No Lyles could potentially be the go in the two, but Usain Bolt is the fastest
sprinter ever. Like, he was winning ones and twos. Like, no Lyles isn't that good at the
one, comparatively.
Fines that didn't even make logical sense.
And Usain Bolt has now broken his fifth world record in 12 months.
If you look at some of these races, it was legitimately unfair. He was gapping the fast.
Bro unfair and even when you would hold a world record. He was gapping a guy that was running like a 9-8
Like I don't think people understand the level of speed
That's why I always say the Olympics should have just some rando run next to them because it's like oh dude
He just smoked everybody those other yeah, he did smoke everybody those other guys also won like top 10 times all
All time like in the same race
These people on the planet like it was nothing and you same boat with yeah
You would what dude if you want to use a bolt run most of the time he would just start jogging at the end
Because he just didn't care it's a type of dominant where I would genuinely hate the nigga if I was running against him because his aura
Farming was on a completely different level because you'll see people using all their might to run as fast as they can
And you just see Usain Bolt next to them jogging while literally laughing in their face
Nega, I'd harm you.
Like these are people that spend their entire lives training just for this moment.
And Usain Bolt is taunting half the match and still getting first.
You are not winning against his-
He don't like yo, he just ran a 22-9 and he was like jogging.
And Usain Bolt is taunting-
Look at that!
Half the match and still-
Oh my god, he's actually slowing down.
Like, he's actively slowing down to the last 40 meters and they're still like a solid
10 yards behind.
Getting first, you are not winning against his negating his prime unless you are doing
this.
And he was such an aura farmer, he actively ran slower on multiple of his world records
because he was too busy taunting at the end.
Like this number right here is only a world record because he decided to slow down and
Pump his chest if he was legitimately serious throughout all of his races. I don't even know how much faster
He would have been I think his most legendary moment got to be the 2008 Olympics where he got three straight world records back to back to back
Undisputed go to the track field and we got even more undisputed go site Tiger would oh my god, bro
I watched a whole last video about how Tiger Woods was just a menace
Like being dude, because if you ran when Usain Bolt ran
You're still like recognizably one of the fastest people of all time if you were if you played when Tiger Woods played
like you got literally
Generation gapped you got unlucky like you could have been the best golfer in your era
But top shit Tiger Woods is alive like you could say that about anybody really but it's like it was just so
Unfair because other guys that were winning the Masters in like world world champs and all these other fucking competitions and golf. It's like
They they were they were winning with scores that were like
Fucking 10 15 strokes higher than what Tiger Woods was winning with like if you played during his era
like you had no chance actually no chance of winning like you might as well
just not even go but now on no reason well that's not true cuz in golf if you
get like fucking 30 if you still get like two million dollars or some shit you
get like 15th place and get a million dollars we see this man tiger was
losing his mind was out there trying to make domain expansion this was acting
But he is like by far the go when it comes to golf when you look at a lot of the metrics
He is by far better than anyone at place two three or four
He was so good in his prime people actively played worse when he was on the court like this niggas hockey was so strong
They would struggle in his wall the way that I
The way that I perceived this and I totally love
the aspect of golf now
Watching it is in a game
It golf is I would say golf is the hardest sport
I'm gonna say that I'm genuinely going to say I think golf is the hardest sport because the way that I was
Told this and I think it's like the no chat hear me out. I think golf is the hardest sport and here's why
Here's why here's why here's why if you are playing on a team, obviously you could rely on other players
So you have to I'm saying it's the hardest solo sport
The reason I'm not joking is because if you're playing a tennis match, right, you are the best player in tennis if you win a tournament bracket.
But realistically, you're better than 80 players in a tournament, but you only play five of them.
You only play five of them.
In golf, you have to beat everyone.
You are playing every single person simultaneously.
If any of them have a good game, you lose.
So winning a high tier golf tournament is I'm not saying I'm seeing solo sport chat.
F1's driving. I'm saying I'm not saying I'm not saying driving.
I'm not saying chess. I'm not saying NASCAR F1.
Those are hard in their own right.
I'm more so saying like tennis, boxing, golf, like you're I'm saying like solo one
sports that don't involve like fucking machinery, you know, like I don't think you understand if you're playing. This is how crazy it was.
You could have the best game of your life on a golf course.
And if another dude, one out of a hundred other guys you're playing also shoots high, you lose.
Like, you're, the odds of winning is so much harder than tournament brackets.
Because if you're in a tournament, you don't have to beat every single person.
You only have to win five games.
You play five people say in a big bracket, you have to beat them, beat them, beat them.
And yes, the way that a tournament set up is the best player should win the tournament.
But you're not playing and taking into account the fact that somebody that you play might have a crazy pop-off game.
Like if you're playing tennis as an example, this is what somebody used when I was being taught about this, I guess and I agreed
Is if you're playing tennis and you play a guy and he pops off
Yes, you lose
But if another guy pops off in a different bracket for one game, that doesn't matter
But if you're in a hundred man golf tournament and you fucking have one guy
Have a great fucking game you lose
It's that simple like it's it that there's no other sport that's like that
Presents and there is some sports where the goat is more widely debated two of the most toxic debates of all time
And I suck it but bro. Here's the thing go getting a chat. I'm saying high level play
getting the yes formula one also
Probably interchangeable formula one you're it's like a one in a trillion that you become a formula one driver
the the tiers that you have to go through and the amount of expertise you have to have driving wise to get to the highest level of Formula 1 is nuts.
But I'm more so talking not dry, like, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm not talking driving sports. I'm not talking shit like that, like NASCAR or drag racing or fucking, you know, stuff like that.
Like being an F1 driver is also impossible, not extreme sports.
Yeah, like at that point, you could say the hardest sport is fucking street bike racing
and because they die constantly, like, now you're going into other factors that you have,
you have to, you have to fucking talk about, like you could say street bike racing is the
hardest sport because there's like a fucking one in 10 chance that you're going to fucking
die in your career, like, you're just going to ram into a wall going 115 miles an hour.
and die like I love man. Yeah. People die every year in that race. And it's between LeBron and
Michael Jordan and Messi V. Ronaldo. Messi V. Ronaldo gets so toxic. It doesn't matter who I.
Okay. I when I say golf to I feel like I was a little too harsh there. I think golf is the hardest
sport. Do I think there are other sports that you could argue are the hardest sport? Yes.
I'm not saying like, Oh, there's no argument for formula one. There's no argument for chess.
I'm more so saying like the way that golf is set up is
It's impossible to win
You are their fans are willing to
Alive
And messy v. Ronaldo messy v. Ronaldo gets so tough. Isn't messy just statistically a better player toxic
It doesn't matter who you are their fans are willing to
Alive
I still remember this little girl at the World Cup saying Ronaldo was crying in his car and grown men were actively sending a 6 year old death threats.
Bro, you're literally 40.
The debate between these two I think is the most intense in sports by far, largely because fans and soccer are way too passionate.
Well fans, the reason the debate is so high too is because soccer is the most popular sport in the world.
Like, so that the argument is going to be pretty heated because you gotta realize Messi
and Ronaldo are probably like two of the most known people in the world.
Like I would say 80% of the people alive have heard Messi and Ronaldo's name.
But Bron and Michael Jordan, Messi and Ronaldo did compete against each other on multiple
occasions and damn near every single time they did it was complete cinema.
Now if you look at the stats all together, Messi, Loki destroyed the nigger, but they
have both had some incredible matches against each other.
I think the most popular back in my time was in the Liga 2014, where Barcelona and Real
Madrid when they against each other and Messi scored a hat trick, I remember this game having
niggas in my family going crazy.
I don't think you could go wrong with either one if I had to choose, I think Ronaldo got
more aura, Sui is the most iconic post for a reason, and CR7 is the coldest combination
the letters and numbers I've ever seen in my life.
Messy meanwhile, it's gonna cook you on the court
no matter the scenario.
But he's gonna do this,
being the most socially awkward person of all time.
Like there was a time where he was accepting an award
and he almost kissed and bopped instead
of turning to his wife.
His pose is next to people be frying me too.
He is unintentionally the funniest person ever.
These are two of my favorite matches from-
Dude, did you ever see the video of the kid?
This was like recently.
A kid that ran onto the court, or not on the court,
onto the pitch to take a picture with Messi.
And Messi, like, awkwardly stood there and was like,
as security's splinting out to, like,
tackle this kid and bring him out.
The both of them.
Definitely check them both out.
And we can now go into LeBron.
Show it?
I don't know.
What would I look up?
messy
Kid runs on field to see messy
Oh, wow, this has happened like multiple times. I
Only saw one video this messy fan almost lost his life cuz this one young fan
I haven't even seen this one also
What is this AI ass voice this messy fan almost lost his life?
Cause this one young fan ran onto the field to try and hug messy during a game.
The boy high five the goalie and continued running before the security guards finally caught on.
But the kid actually juked out both of the guards and then ran all the way.
Yeah, they really do get the least athletic security for any of these events.
Like even at the Super Bowl, the guy that was streaking the one dude like fucking tripped and ate shit.
It's like every time like I feel like you need to train these guys, you know.
You know, it's always like a middle-aged dad.
That's just like standing there and it's like,
all right, now you're gonna have to run after,
you're gonna run after a kid
and you're gonna eat shit in front of the entire crowd.
Runnin' Michael Jordan.
Now basketball's go debate, I think, is toxic as well,
because it has largely devolved
into which player can we discredit the most?
Like, I hate hearing people say Michael Jordan
couldn't win without Scotty
when he was dropping 15 points in the finals
and Michael Jordan had to average 45
for them to win by three, by three.
Yeah, but I think the common argument
is that the NBA talent by Braw,
like the average NBA player was far worse in LeBron,
or not LeBron, in MJ's time comparable to now.
So it's like, it's the same shit with like,
people saying bait, like if you're in baseball,
the goat is Shelyotani.
Like, Shelyotani is arguably the best baseball player
that's ever lived, you know?
He's also a two-way player, but like you could be like oh well on stat wise Babe Ruth was hitting them out of the park
Yeah, he was also a fucking guy getting thrown fucking straight lobs dude
They're throwing straight bricks Adam and he was just fucking nail him out of the park in a shorter field
It's like you have to take into it. You have to take into account the time that they played
Hey, and I have to hear Jordan fans saying LeBron is a choker when he has gone through series where he had to average
33, 33, 33, meat balls, Adam.
He would go, I'm gonna hit S1 out of her.
Smoking nine Cigars in between innings.
I'm like, this guy's not the dope.
Right, nobody's saying that
because Babe Ruth played so long ago.
But it's like, it's the same shit with MJ.
Like, MJ's really good,
but like would Prime MJ play how he did then now
if he was in that modern day league?
I don't know.
I'm not a basketball expert, but I don't think he would be the best player.
I think he'd still be crazy good, but would he be better than, you know, fuckin' Victor
Remignana?
Probably not.
Five, nine, and-
Remignana's like seven feet tall, like, that moves like he's six, too.
Nine, with his second best shooter averaging 12, and his third best averaging nine, and
the teams that he was-
Are you joking?
You think you think Michael Jordan today if prime Michael Jordan stepped into the NBA right now, you think he would be better than Wembleyama, Joe Kitch, uh, fucking LeBron James?
Yes, easily, really.
What would Michael Jordan be good today in NBA's terms?
without 90s era physical hand on hip defense Jordan would have a clear path to the basket
likely resulting in higher shooting percentages you'd get more free throws
you had a 46 inch vertical wow I'm dead wrong holy shits you had a 46 inch vert
How many feet is that? 12, 24, 36?
Dude, he almost had a four-foot vertical.
Who the fuck can jump four feet in the air?
He's going against 20.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's actually that loony tune,
that loony tune scene like Space Jam for real.
Air Jordan, bro.
Yeah, I know Air Jordan,
but I thought he would have had like a three-foot vert.
46 inches.
I'll start cheater, DBOI, final 50 feet.
He could straight leg jump over like most 10 year olds.
4-2-YEAH!
I gotta rewind, I gotta rewind, I gotta rewind.
3-5-9-9 with his second best shooter averaging 12
and his third best averaging nine.
And the teams that he was going against,
2MPPs, All-Star Cheater, DP-OI, Final 10-PP.
4-2-YEAH!
Oh, hell!
I honestly hate this debate for trying to make both of these incredible players look worse for the sake of a ranking both of these
No, I don't think he would be worse
He also played it dude Michael Jordan played at a time where the rules were big as our the NBA players might have been fractionally worse
But it wasn't that long ago like Babe Ruth in the in the baseball sense like have you seen early?
Basketball when it was just like all white guys that didn't know how to dribble
somebody to do a behind the back pass and it was like somebody would faint in a
crowd from how crazy of a play that was like it was it like that that era was
horrible but insane I don't know I would love to see that I wish there was a
way that you could like rewind time and put MJ and like a regular fucking you
know Bulls game today I cool Jordan they was out there calling in black Jesus
It's blasphemy, but but but the niggas was right
Not only has he had the most aura out of any sports player imaginable his stats pre-retirement were actually
Unreal I'd recommend watching some highlights from the 1993 finals
He legitimately looked five times better than anyone who was on the floor in LeBron my glorious games
Where do I even begin although he has done a lot of manipulation in this did I feel like so many people are actually gonna be like
just physically depressed when he quits or retires rather.
Like there are people that glaze LeBron so much that like him not,
because you got to realize as well,
the average person in this chat has never seen a day in their life where LeBron wasn't in the NBA.
Like when you think of basketball in your like in your 20s or younger, you think of LeBron.
So when he's not in it, it'll feel weird.
career to make sure he had the best chance of winning, I think Fate made sure he paid
for it every time because he has had some pretty terrible injury luck when it comes
to his teammates.
Like he was out there playing with Anthony day to day Davis, this nigga would sneeze
and be out for two weeks.
And that has made him walk into a certain series with his starting lineup looking like
this.
Who are you people?
But the fact that he has always produced despite his teams being rather atrocious at times
is simply incredible.
Y'all should already know 2018 LeBron, this year got y'all niggas acting like this.
If I had to give you some to watch, I would definitely say watch the 2009 series between him and the Orlando Magic.
It's literally a 30-minute highlight reel of some of the craziest athletic feats you'll ever see.
When it comes to Morsom...
I also just say, I know his son's not as good as him, bro, but seeing, like, you know how wild that is?
that that motherfucker plays on the same team as his son in professional basketball.
Like, this isn't like a Sunday, like, like, league game, like, you're just, like, on the court in your local city.
Like, this motherfucker is actively in the NBA with his own son.
Like, he created a teammate.
That is fucking wild.
objective niches it's a lot harder to choose a also probably feels weird for
him man goat like Lebron playing with his son
genre's like hip-hop constantly have goat debates and there was a time where it
was pretty unanimously known as Tupac I would say nowadays if you're saying
Tupac is the goat it is a larp or take now I know that sounds crazy but just
let it be a larp or it'd be a larp or take to hear somebody say Tupac's the
go from from somebody that's young. If you were like 50 years old and you're
like two pox the goat, I'd go okay you know make sense. Not saying two pox a
bad rapper, he was incredible. But if you are under the age of 25 and you're going
to look me in. Who is the the goat of rap or the goat of music? The goat of music's
Michael Jackson and then today I'm pretty sure the weekend and Taylor Swift
are the most popular artists and then Drake I think is also up there but the goat of rap
obviously I think it's oh my god yeah I think it is you know Miles now
actually nothing to think about it I think it might be I think it might be big moochie great
my eyes it's a two box the goat oh wait actually no I think it might be actually a little pump
You are just trying to be different and you are not a vibe, nigga.
Like, real life, go to the back of your head and name five songs from them.
Like, what the fuck?
You're dying! You're literally dying!
Again, Tupac isn't at all a bad rapper,
but I feel like people say this just so they can see mentality and like,
tongue-wise move, nigga-wise.
I don't know, I feel like if you- God, go to rap.
Would it not be an older guy though, like Nas?
like wouldn't it be somebody that's like kind of like started that like I
wouldn't say if you said like the goat of rap would you would it actually be
somebody that's new is move for Eminem rap I think is too but it's also it
depends it depends on like if you're saying like lyrically yeah like Eminem
rap the fastest and he he free-styled very well but you could say the same
thing about like Juice World subjective to have a singular goat but y'all niggas
Just be saying anyone who now all the kids nowadays saying playboy Cardi when this is the only line
He speaks actual English
And be a young boy be getting glaced to and although he is tough some of his songs are rather questionable
Goat superhero is also pretty subjective, but not really you could only really discuss these three as the goat like niggas want to be different
No, the goat, the goat of, um, it's not, it, it really is Spider-Man Batman and Superman.
I feel like more people know Batman and Superman than Spider-Man though, right?
Spider-Man, I wonder how people do, do people know Spider-Man in like, like, uh, third world
countries?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if you're outside of, what do you mean?
No, I'm saying, you know, genuinely, it's just a real question.
Like, because if you were born not in the U.S.,
it's like the friendly neighborhood New York City Spider-Man.
Like, is that as known as Batman or Superman?
Maybe.
I'm pretty sure Spider-Man's the most bought costume superhero-wise.
Spider-Man is widely considered the most popular and recognized superhero in the world.
Wow!
I really think kids, it's like Superman and Batman kind of fell off, you know?
I think like 30 years ago, like 20 years ago, it was Batman and Superman.
I think the movies really, because you got to think,
bro, there's been fucking 10 Spider-Man movies, right?
There's been a lot of Batman's, a lot of Superman's,
but I'm like, Toby McGuire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland,
nobody likes Spider-Man.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Nobody likes Spider-Man.
What kind of dumbass take is that?
Nobody likes Spider-Man.
Everybody likes Spider-Man.
Nobody, bro, everybody likes Spider-Man.
I think Batman's a lame.
I think Batman's a lame as fuck, comparable to Spider-Man.
So bad, they out there saying the-
I think they're all cool, like they're all superheroes,
but it's like at the end of the day,
Batman's just a rich guy.
Spider-Man is actually a fucking superhero.
Like, what?
Spider-Man and Spider-Man,
I also think people fuck with the most
because you kind of relate to him, you know what I mean?
You're not relating to Batman
unless you're fucking Elon Musk
and you're a billionaire, like, you're not relate,
nobody relates to Batman.
You relate to Spider-Man.
He's like a nerdy kid that like didn't have a lot of friends,
gets bit by Spider, becomes the superhero,
saves his local city, which is one of the biggest cities
in the world, but it's like, it's a lot more real story-wise.
The real superhero goat is Nova.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, you talking about.
Spider-Man is my favorite out of the three,
but Superman I think is the clear goat.
He's literally synonymous with the word superhero,
and I don't think that will ever change.
Greatest video game of all time,
I think is way too subjective.
However,
It's Minecraft.
The greatest video game of all time is Minecraft.
There was a time where there was a unanimous goat.
When I was growing up,
all these lists were dominated
with Ocarina of Time on the top.
Now, is it actually the goat?
How about that?
No, nigga!
I wouldn't even say it's the best in this series, but I would say for a good
Well, Minecraft is a game that motherfuckers every motherfucker if you're a gamer you play Minecraft if you're a gamer everybody plays Minecraft
The ten year span most gamers were coining this as the best game of all time
I don't know any other game besides red dead story mode. I it's different. It's a different conversation
Man, you can't really throw story games in there because then I could be going like yeah fucking
You know the quarry is awesome, but it's not the greatest game of all time
You kind of have to have a game that's like super replayable to be the greatest game of all time like in contention
For greatest game of all time you have Pokemon Minecraft, Terraria
GTA 5
Probably like it like a lot like games like that not like a story game
Maybe these three that GTA 5 story in and online. Yep. There it is. I have that under black ops 2
God man black ops 2 hold up
Hold on, what's baited nostalgia real quick?
Ohhhh, transit music, and then the main theme dude.
When you want black ops 2 that shit
You'd go to the part where it's like hovering on the world and it shows all the lights
Black ops 2 multiplayer theme screen
2k is better. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god
I don't think it's the greatest game of all time for intention, I don't think any call
duty is.
Resume.
Now go video game characters a different conversation I think.
Really if you're going goat, Halo's up there.
I talked to my Uber driver about this like a week ago.
He was old.
He was like 40, 42, not old, that's rude.
He was not old.
He was older.
Like an older gamer.
When you think of a gamer and you think of somebody that's like 20, he was like 42.
If I had a guess.
He was making pretty valid points about Halo.
Like Halo paved a way for gaming.
It's very easily Mario.
I don't even know who else would enter the conversation, but me first.
I don't know, you can't really say Mario though, like Mario's the GOAT video game character.
Like Mario's one of the most known video game characters, probably the most known video game character.
But you have to reference a specific Mario game, and you can't really do that.
Like you could say, oh, this is the best Mario game, but the best Mario game isn't the greatest game of all time.
Sonic? I would say Mario is more known than Sonic.
Maybe Pac then? Oh, see, now we're looking this up as well.
What's the most known video game character?
Mario. Mario Pikachu, Sonic Link, and Lara Croft.
I don't know if Lara Croft's on that list, if I'm being honest.
Master Chief, Kratos, Steve from Minecraft.
I'm going Sonic. I know all the Nintendo fanboys mad, but what top five you smoke it on Mario
Cuz my top five is Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic
I got a Sonic vs. Mario video in the vault. Let me know if you want it
That's all I got for now. Make sure to comment any other goats that I missed and I'm a cat
Bro, that was a goaded YouTube video, bro. This guy's awesome
You really fainting at the Michael movie MJ still making people faint from the grave
People fainted at the fucking Michael Jackson movie
One soul coyote a pole hip and K for the sub I heart and master the 78 think of the five once you ever single to your
You two videos and bod's thank you big mad Joe Amelia Brad radio active think of the three
Aaron Rogers done more and less Bobby Amelia of the sub hyper Jake J
Maddox they give it a three still guap still Joe Stefan
And then we're going to hop into the next video.
Now be down!
All right, lock-in chat lock-in lock-in old horror movies
I got rewind I'm an idiot old horror movies before it even starts old horror movies in
what sense like old Dracula dog shit dog shit film the earliest horror movies were terrible
Jump scares were bad, and people were shitting their pants over literally the least scary thing possible.
But, but the era of slasher's, Jason,
stream, or Friday the 13th, stream, Ghostface, you know, Freddy Krueger, awesome. I will say though,
I wasn't a big fan of Nightmare on Elm Street. I've seen like almost every like type of slasher
film not a lot of adjacent films but I've seen almost every screen movie I
think I've seen every Michael Myers movie or Halloween rather but I did not
like Nightmare on Elm Street. Leatherface is kind of lame. You know as much as I
love them horror movies nowadays. Texas Chainsaw is good. Just don't hit the
same but is this true? Our horror movies hit more than they ever have.
I think horror movies today would actually kill people in the 80s.
I'm so serious.
Like, yes, the Conjuring isn't modern, but even newer horror films, like a Blumhouse movie or some shit,
I think if you, I would love to teleport back to the, you know, the 90s when people were, like, getting ready to watch fucking scream or some shit,
and then throw on
Fucking what's like what is the most scary? What is the scariest movie of all time?
It's not conjuring. Oh my god. He has tapes in his attic. I've seen the movie
No, it's not terrifying
Sinister Sinister is supposed to be like the scariest film ever based on heart rate like
Scientifically, I think Sinister is the scariest film ever made
When they did an experiment they tested people's heart rate and like it had a lower peak heart rate
But the average heart rate of somebody watching Sinister was like 120 or something when you just stressed out the whole fucking movie
It's not even scary. I agree. I think it's more of a stressful film. I didn't think Sinister was that scary
I think conjuring is the scariest movie I've ever seen
disturbing terrifier. The 70s, 80s, and 90s really better or scarier? Well, that's what we'll find out today.
Today, ladies and gents, I'll be going over a few horror movies from back in the good old days.
To not only figure out how well they hold up, but to answer that question, are retro or vintage
or old horror movies really better? Are they? I'd like to know. I'd like to know. Dude, they're
very predictable. That's the only problem. So they're kind of like comfort films in a sense,
Even if you've never seen them, but they're so predictable.
If you're watching a Jason film, there's going to be a naked woman.
She's going to take her top off.
She's going to be the first one to die, almost always.
The Virgin lives, the Virgin lives almost always as well.
And that's like, for some reason, a part of every horror movie.
And you know, every Jason film, it'll just be like, oh, wait.
Oh, sorry, let's get skinny dipping.
It's like, what?
And then fucking Jason is watching from the distance, kills you.
And in the end, I'll go over one of the oldest horror movies ever, to see how it holds up over a century.
Nosferatu.
Three later. Yeah, a century.
And the first one I got up is called...
Nosferatu came out in fucking 1920.
Slumber Party Massacre.
Guaranteed you there's probably like eight topless women in this film.
I've never seen it.
Now some of you may know this one and some of you may just read the title and think slumber party massacre that sounds a lot like Texas Chains I know what it sounds like and I'm gonna get to that one too I'm doing this one first though slumber party massacre is a 1982 movie where we follow a group of girls who
Unbeknownst to them are being stalked by a serial killer and I gotta say this now
If it's something these old movies had it was that new dirty like my god
Did I click the wrong movie? Even that or I just stumbled upon a lost episode of euphoria cuz dang
That's a lot of but but yeah, we found out in no way or two
Like if it'll just be like, oh, let's take our tops off. What?
A group of girls who are being stalked by a serial killer. What you ever watch a sex scene with your parents?
bottom three experiences uses a drill as bottom three experiences you feel the
silence you feel the silence his weapon address so awkward and since they don't
realize they're mean stock they set up a sleepover like it's a normal night they
ordered pizza gossip they even broke out the duck pack don't do drugs go what
they ain't know is that it only made it easier for the killers to cast them
lacking and so the girls to try and survive the night before the killer
can turn this summer party into a basketball.
And I'm going to keep it a buck.
I've only seen this movie once.
But I think this movie holds up.
I think it does.
The characters are likable and realistic.
What's the horror movie where the guy controls bees?
Oh my god.
What is the name of that film?
Somebody knows.
He controls bees.
Candyman.
Yeah.
Can't say about every single horror movie.
I've never seen it.
I've seen Cliff for Candyman.
I did not just know.
Never seen that movie. I was to get so confused when I read the description. I'm like, what do you mean he controls bees?
The whole personality dummies were just there to die. The killer is actually scary.
I mean have y'all ever seen a dude whose main weapon is something you can only find at home?
Depot? Like what? And then they even had some funny moments. It's a good movie.
I mean this is 1982. This is the same year a thriller came out.
Of course it's gonna be good. And I know it's not the massacre or horror movie people usually think about.
But I just wanted to show this one some love because I feel like nobody talks about it.
And don't worry. I'ma get to the one you're thinking about.
Well, first thing I gotta talk about.
I have never heard of any of these films.
Carrie.
Wait, what's the one movie where there's that really?
Is it Carrie?
There's like a really creepy scene at the end.
Oh my God, it's like the movie's not scary.
And then there's a scary twist.
Is it Carrie?
Somebody help, somebody help.
It's like a woman, and she's facing, is that Carrie?
Carrie movie, or Carrie ending scene?
No, it is not Carrie.
Oh my god.
No, it's like they're sleep away camp.
It might be sleep away camp.
Ending scene.
I'm going to show you guys to see it's so, oh my god,
it is this.
So disturbing.
Angela!
Wait, where? I only control like a small snippet.
Oh, it's so fucking weird.
Just the face she makes. Imagine watching this like two in the morning.
TRIGGERING
Like, terrifying!
Terrifying!
Oh my god, scary as shit dude. It's like a skin walker or something
It just starts going
For like three minutes, it's not scary. It's uncanny. I think uncanny shits the scariest. Oh
My god, there was one movie I watched in eighth grade as a part of class and it was super fucking scary
Again, we're gonna do another game where I described the movie and you tell me what it is because I don't remember it
There they suck your body pause
They kill you create a clone of you and when they find you they go like this
And then they kill you again, it's not barbarian what is that movie?
Invasion of the body snatchers
Chat so good at this super scary film
Super scary film, and they don't really use like that, but it's like a 1980 film
But it's like dude every monster you don't know if somebody's like it and then when they find you they all just point at you and scream
I
Gotta rewatch this movie. I got a good fucking movie up is Carrie from 1976
Notable things that happened this year, Ryan Minem's got removed from the bag, and Ryan
Reynolds was born.
Now I had never seen this movie before I thought I'd make this video.
I heard of it cause it's insanely popular, but I had never seen it until today.
And I'ma say now, this movie caught me off guard cause watching it, you wouldn't think
it's a horror movie at all.
Up until the end.
So in Carrie, we follow a girl named Carrie, Shocker.
She's a quiet and shy high school senior with an extremely religious mother, I'll get
to that in a second, who's sort of an outcast at school.
He gets bullied, like a lot.
And we see how bad this bullying gets
when one day while they're in the locker room,
and I'm sorry, I know I'm still introducing this one
and I said it with the last movie,
but these old movies really had that nudity.
Like I can't even show a single clip of this locker room
scene because it's a straight ta ta's butt and bush, bro.
You know that's how they rocked it back then?
Y'all gonna have to start questioning y'all grandparent.
Bro, I used to rewatch that one scene
from Harold and Kumar.
Oh my God, bro.
I remember when I was a kid and I found that movie,
That shit was crazy.
I mentioned that.
There's a bottomless party in the Herald and Kumar
go to Guantanamo Bay.
And dude, it's just like straight bush.
You're a gooner.
Bro, no, like chat.
I remember my mom.
My mom would be like going to work.
I'd be like, can I rent this movie?
She's like, you've seen it three times.
I'm like, I just really love that movie.
Just straight, fast forward to that scene.
Just rewatch it over and over again, bro.
Oh my god, I'd be 10 years old.
I'd be 10 years old, maybe.
Oh my god, I don't even think she knew
what the movie was about.
I was like, it's just a comedy film, a terrible and comar.
Why were they so freaked out?
But yeah, as I was saying,
we see exactly how bad the bullying gets
when one day while she's in the locker room
taking a shower, Carrie, out of nowhere,
gets her first period.
And since her mom never told her what the period is,
again, I'll get to that in a second, she starts tweaking.
And instead of helping her while she panics,
all the other girls in the locker room
just start throwing tampons and pads at her.
Man, I know I've said it.
How closeted of a person would you have to be
to not know what a period is?
To like full panic when you get it
and then like, that's crazy.
This is the world when I went over to the black.
Cock-meat sandwich, yeah, that's in,
that's in Harold and Kumar.
Somebody said a child crush mark?
Well, I'm saying your parents would teach you about that.
Uh, all but-
Like, she has to be like a religiously closeted family.
For them to not tell her,
hey, you're probably gonna get a period at some point.
Believe it's bad, but some of these bullying gotta be the dumbest sh** that I've ever seen.
How you gonna bully a girl for something I'll all do?
All of y'all.
I-I don't care how crazy she reacted.
I flip out two if I didn't know I started bleeding on my freaking leading lesson there.
Thankfully, Carrie's gym teacher, Miss Collins, and her fears turned to other girls to leave.
Carrie alone. And then she slaps Carrie to calm her down. I'm telling y'all the 70s with Waller.
But amidst all this chaos, we saw two very important things happen. One, while Carrie was panicking
about her period, for some reason this light bulb completely shattered. Like, completely.
Unless she was hitting some high notes or something, that's a little odd. And two,
we see one of the girls who was bullying Carrie, Sue, start to actually feel bad for her. In fact,
she felt so bad the next day when the gym teachers punched the girls by making them do all these
exercises, she doesn't complain at all. That wasn't the case for everyone though.
Cause this girl Chris was pissed about it. She didn't think they deserved to be
printers like this. My son's over a bully and Carrie, so she confronts a gym teacher.
You know, give her a piece of my-
WHAT?!
OH!
I'M BAD!
70s wallet. But yeah, soon felt very bad.
So to make it up to Carrie, she has-
She's right, that crazy that teachers used to be able to hit students.
Besides to ask her boyfriend Tommy to take Carrie to prom instead of her.
Fucking smack the shit out of you. I'd be like, bro. What's used to question mark? Yeah, which is just insanely sweet
I mean those people that do it now, but it's not allowed truly truly selfless. Yeah fucking fired. That's exactly why I'm not doing that
I'm sorry. I don't care if it's Jimmy from South Park. I think I'll let you take my I got beaten height
Oh, I was gonna say said I'm playing I was gonna say you got hit in high school
You say right you didn't report that shit. I go to prom just so you can feel better
This ain't like borrowing a pencil, bro. This is my girl. You're not gonna just I'll give her back to you after prom
No, no, I'm not doing that. I'm sorry. I hope you find a date though. I can do that
But that's what she wants to do
So Tommy agrees to ask Carrie and after saying no the first time thinking it was some sort of messed up joke with some encouragement from miss
Collins Carrie, but she does say yes. She will go to prom with Tommy
Well, let's not forget guys Carrie's mom is extremely religious like extremely like not only that she never
How does this turn into a horror film though, does she like kill her kid?
We're told Carrie about her period because she believes getting it is a sin?
What?
But she also locks Carrie in the closet and makes her pray anytime she thinks she's misbehaving.
So it's pretty much safe to say she's a bit strict.
So when Carrie tells her about going to prom with a boy, it did not go well.
They pretty much start arguing back and forth.
Carrie saying that she wants to go and that not everything's a sin.
Her mother saying she needs to go to the closet and repent, but just like the light bulb situation
earlier while they're arguing and Carrie grows increasingly frustrated because her mom's not
listening and she's walking away from her and oh no this is when Carrie tells her mom and us pretty
much that she has telekinesis. Yeah, on top of
what?
What? I thought what a weird plot twist. I thought this was
going to be like, Oh, she goes to the prom the guy kills her
or something tells her mom and us pretty much that she has
telekinesis. Yeah, on top of crams, turns out her first
period gave her access to some supernatural abilities. Any time Carrie gets upset or concentrates,
she can move stuff with her mind. Which is like, ah, my people were to give me voice cracks and
random boners, and she gets superpowers. Oh my god, bro. Literally just talking, you'd be like,
yes, so I was going the other day. Carrie's mom was obviously terrified. I'm not gonna lie,
I will be too. She tells her, it's the death, the same devil. Morningwood, bro. Now that
that shit was the worst bro you're in middle school you got to give a speech
no right now not right now it took your father I can't know
but Carrie tells her oh mama it wasn't the devil he just ran up for the woman
mama I know that okay her then she also tells her mama I'm going to the whether
you cannot relate to that prom and you can't stop who is she feeling like who
who did you call Carrie you know you called Carrie and so Carrie was going
to the prom. We even get a cute montage of her and Tommy getting ready for the prom in
their own ways. Harry makes a dress and learns how to do her makeup. Tommy goes with his
f-
I had to get up once though, it's so embarrassing. Just pitching a tent, you just-
You just stood up and walked into the front of the class.
Friends to get a suit. I'm telling you, you nearly forgot this is a horror movie. You
see Carrie all excited to go. Her mom is obviously still being a negative nancy tonight of saying
everyone's gonna laugh at her and uh freaking hitting herself all right calm down lady but
Carrie just sits her down using her mind powers and leaves and then Carrie and Tommy arrive at
the prom and not only is this the beginning of the end but this is also where it gets a little
sad for me not cuz of anything Tommy did no him and Carrie actually had a blast Carrie talked to
miss Collins who was very happy for her Tommy and Carrie laughed it up and talked about going to
to an after party.
Okay, I was trying to refrain from saying this,
but can this do not be Joe?
Was cousin or something?
Joe, if you watching this, am I tripping
in Korea not because-
That doesn't look like me.
I don't know who that is though.
But yeah, he flirted and danced with her
and he even kissed her.
Hey, Tommy, uh, don't you got a girl?
Scan those.
But knowing everything Carrie has been put through,
I can help her just be happy for her.
No joke, I was smiling ear to ear watching this.
Don't grow that hair, dude, hell no.
Chats, I would look like such a dork if I had long,
if I had a long curly blonde hair
and I'm wearing my gaming headset, bro,
I would be on my face, it would not work.
Man, too, I don't care.
But then came the prom king and queen boy.
And you see, I mentioned this earlier.
Chat, when I rock a man bun, what if I really grew out my hair?
Really grew out my hair and I got, I got like a pullback man bun?
Like, rat. From Good Mythical Morning.
But while Carrie was over here all excited and getting ready for the prom,
there were people who were still upset at her.
People who were planning on getting revenge for getting-
When does this become a horror movie?
Trouble. Yeah, that girl, Chris from earlier, she was still mad.
So she concocted a plan to get some payback after finding out Carrie was gonna go to the prom with Tommy
She listened her boyfriend and some friends to swap out John Travolta
But the prom votes to make sure Carrie and Tommy win. So while Carrie and Tommy are on stage being crowned
They had no idea this was all Chris's do. She had them right where she wanted them
And what makes us worse is that not only did Sue arrive to the prom and see what was about to happen and fail to stop it
But if you thought Carrie was happy before she was happier than ever now
All that bullying all that time being an outcast it was over she was finally being accepted by her peers
This was probably the happiest moment of her life, but then
Chris built a bucket full of pig blood on
Carrie and as Tommy's outraged and confused about who could have done that to Carrie that very same bucket drops down and
And
Tommy I know that sounds crazy good. It's a frickin bucket, but this really killed him y'all kill count sets up after being humiliated
Once again having her prom date literally killed in front of her and being laughed at once again a thin metal bucket
And kind of like her mom said earlier. This was Carrie's finally strong and this one the horror starts carry clothes
She just starts popping their heads with her eyes
eyes.
Toof.
She closes all the doors, changes the lights to red, and proceeds to murder everyone at
the prom.
And I mean everyone.
She uses a fire hose full pressure to mow down some kids with water.
Uses the water from that same hose to electrocute the principal and some other people, which
starts a fire.
She even kills the one person who always had her back, Miss Collins, by crushing her.
This is so messed up and honestly, sad.
watching this I want to be happy for Carrie because you know we see how she's been treated by her
classmates in the school in general we'll see her get some payback you know it feels a little nice
but bro all right it's also kind of a stupid scene that she's just going
as like her focus saying this is overkill everyone deserves to die everyone what if like the janitor
just walked in for a second what does he have to do with this and y'all want to know what makes
is worse all that laughing we saw everybody doing wasn't even real. Like yes some people were laughing
like the bullies and stuff but majority of the people and especially the teacher were not laughing
it was just in Carrie's head because she was she was done that means Carrie left a bunch of innocent
people including Miss Collins and Tom yeah she murdered like odds for people. She's body to be burned
that shot of her walking through the fire was cold though I'm not gonna lie but it wasn't even over
there cuz after Carrie leaves the prom you know leaving it on fire not only do we
bullshit or shit actually wait actually here kill Chris and her boyfriend by
calling them up after they try to run Carrie over see this one I am mad at this
one was deserved but we also see Carrie arrive home and I thought we'd have to wait
for Carrie mom. Carrie was at the prom she was just gonna walk in and blig down her mom
but no it was actually the opposite she goes upstairs and after washing all the
pick one off she actually goes to her mom to hug her. I know you just massacred her.
I think I need to go to the prey closet.
Home school but poor Carrie. Mom.
She just had a moment y'all it was a moment but her mom after the whole
telekinesis and going to prom with her boy stuff must have not been in the best
system moves because the comfort Carrie she told
that she should have killed her when she was born.
All right, I don't know if that was very nice.
Carrie's mom stabs
Carrie. So you think a period is a sin but but not this? Mind you guys, she was gonna do
this regardless. Don't think she's doing this because of what happened at the school. No,
she doesn't even know that. She was out of mind that door like a weirdo before Carrie went up the
steps. Carrie with no other choice but to defend herself starts using her powers to throw knives
that her mom, oh my, in not just like two or three, the whole cabinet, essentially making
her hit the same pose as the same Sebastian statue in her closet.
Oh my goodness, you know that guy to her, or at least you think it would.
It looked like Carrie's mom was enjoying it before that moment she was doing while it was happening.
I guess it's been a while. And that kills Carrie's mom. Like, she's dead. Kill count said so.
This one ends with Carrie and her mama dying after the house starts sinking into the ground
to carry psychic abilities because she's sort of freaked out that she realized she killed her mom.
R.I.P. carry, man. You know, a little too much at the prom, just a little too much. But dang,
you went through a lot. And we see Sue, the only survivor of the prom night, visiting
Carrie's grave to pay respects. Oh man, that's kind of sad. Oh Jesus Christ! Oh my God, why am I
getting scared? Yo, that actually scared me. Yo, that actually scared me. And I know I just
I just thought about the movie crazy as you can tell I think it holds up, but that's not even though
I was gonna say bro. Why she pay respects, but she killed everyone. Oh this movie
I really wanted to go over this video. Well before I get to that one
Now this dude Texas chainsaw bastard
The movies aren't bad themselves
But it's like so easy to outrun this motherfucker
Like he's an out-of-shape guy wearing somebody else's skin holding a chainsaw like you could just
away from him and he cannot catch you. This is the real man. Like every Texas
Chainsaw Masked Movie I've seen I go why are they not just running away? Why are
they not just running away? He is a middle-aged out-of-shape man with
very limited mobility because he's holding a chainsaw and vision because
he's wearing a skin mask. This movie came out in 1974. Notable things that
happened that year? Hello Kitty was crazy. They had Mexican girls in a
choke code ever since. Alright so in Texas Chainsaw Massacre we follow a group of five
friends in the middle of a trip and before you say typical this is like one of the first
movies to do this okay you're watching Slicebred be made but yeah we follow a group of five
friends who are on the trip somewhere we got Sally who's like the main girl you know she
be chilling her boyfriend Jerry who on Wikipedia says it's supposed to be summer between 17
to 22 bro looks 45 holy it's supposed to be summer between the ages 17 and 22 which
I'm just like, yeah, yeah.
If he was doing math since the day he was born,
he's 22.
That's an insult to 27-year-olds, bro.
He's more like 36.
Then there's her best friend, Pam.
36, I'd say 40s, bro.
Play into the strategy, which I'm not even
going to say anything about.
I'm just saying, if you're going to judge me and see me
differently and hate me for the day I was born,
then just hate before I'm from my skin color too.
You might as well.
That's all I'm saying.
I can't control my Gemini.
Then there's her boyfriend Kirk, you know, you there.
And then the, and I feel bad for saying this, but
the most annoying character in the movie,
Sally's disabled brother, Frank.
I know he's in the wheelchair, but I'm sorry, bro.
This dude is annoying.
I'm taking Junior over here.
We followed them while they're on their way
to an old family home after visiting Sally's grandfather's grave.
But on their way there, they run into some very peculiar people.
First, while they're driving, they start to pick up this hitchhiker.
And thank goodness we have all passed doing this.
I'm all for people being social.
a matter of fact, I actually think people nowadays should be more social, but this is too social.
And this hitchhiker the guy is exactly what you'd expect.
He's covering fucking blood.
Crazy guy, takes photo of them, cuts his hand open, cuts them open.
This dude even lit a fire before they finally kicked him out.
And then if that wasn't weird enough, when they stop to get some gas,
the guy working there tells him not to go mess around in their old house.
He's selling so, you know, he got the accent.
And when he finds out the house they're going to-
Don't go messing around now, you hear?
There's dangerous people in these parts.
Actually, there's for some like every old guy in a horror film.
Did you hear about the demons?
The reason doesn't complete 180 and ask them to stay for some barbecue?
Huh?
This guy a gold digger or something?
No, actually, the strangest of this guy and the other guy goes far deeper than some gold.
There was something sinister going on in the back door.
But by the time they got to the house, they forgot about those two dudes.
It was time to have fun, baby.
I'm not going to act like it was the nicest spot.
You know, it doesn't matter if I'm cracking the wall.
It definitely wasn't.
But they were having fun.
They were all having fun.
Well, everyone except Franklin, who
they left downstairs in his wheelchair,
listened to that.
They didn't help him inside.
They just got out of the car and told him to figure it out.
That's fucking crazy.
Tour us for the five.
Start chatting, suffer more.
Watch your content every day.
I'll see you through a day.
So I'm calling them able to help, but thank you for the five.
David Season Alert, Pickle J, Tweety,
think of the five.
Gifted some to think of the three.
The first horror movie I remember watching,
Gimmy Nightmares, right for the sub,
drawing big over the five gifts.
It's I don't know if I've ever seen Jeepers Crapers.
Fancy Ibi Torres, Wacom I Heart,
camping one for the subs,
one thing over the 50 under buddies.
I just joined out of, it's anything,
what are your thoughts on Lacey's rest?
I don't know really anything about it.
Mass silent and repeat,
take it with the sub, make it take it with the five.
Watch every single one of your VODs here that go,
thank you, Maddie and Big, take it with the sub.
Kid always for the sub radio for the three,
catch up with the subbie as best by champion wins.
Alrighty, with that.
to them running around and having fun upstairs.
He's annoying, but even this is messed up.
Everyone else was having fun though, they was having fun.
That is until Pam and Kirk decide
they wanna take the fun outside to this watering hole.
But when they go out there,
they don't find a watering hole at all.
They find a house.
And this must've been where that white guy
in Hormoy's stereotype started,
cause instead of, you know, turning around,
Kirk says, we better-
Let's go in there.
Oh, a weird basement with a guy outside.
Let's go inside. We'll check that out. And that's exactly what they did
They get to the house and things were off first
They find a tooth like a human tooth right on the front porch and this dude Kirk picks it up
Not only are you dumb, but you nasty, bro
And to make things more concerning when this dude Kirk goes inside he sees animal skulls and hears pig noises come from this room
Yeah, I don't know why you would walk inside
Like I used to just leave
Right at that point. I better go check that out. But the strangest thing came when Kurt goes walking in check out the noise and then
Another face comes out and kills him and in a gruesome way to a hammer
And it caused him to convulse
And let me go on a little tangent about this cuz this dude used to scare me crazy
Crazy big dude with a chainsaw wearing a face on his face
I used to piss myself just thinking about but watching this again. Yeah, this dude does kill people
But he's sort of like a goofball like every time we run into people is less of a I'ma kill you and more like a
Shit, I gotta kill you like one of the last time you see Michael or Freddy sit down and reflect after killing someone
You don't see that don't get me wrong. He's still a scary
I mean he's still wearing someone's face on his face and he would murk you if you step into his house
But I remember watching this when I was younger thinking Leatherface was the scariest part about the school.
But no, not completely. The scariest part is yet to come.
Because after people keep coming into the house, First Peer Boo almost makes it out, but Leatherface catches her and puts her on a hook.
Wait, they all just keep going into his house? Why don't they just like call for help?
Oh my, is this where Dead by Dela got her from?
Then the old looking young guy, Jerry, who came to look for his friends only to get caught, the last two...
They all individually go into the house one by one.
That's crazy.
Poor Maynard Sallie and her brother Franklin.
A-noses, they kinda gotta go and make sure
their friends are alive or whatever.
They go out to look for them, but then, they hear something.
A-noses.
Leatherface comes out and kills Franklin, too.
I'm not that mad at that one.
But again, like I said he's still not the scariest part.
When it gets scary is after Sally runs away all the way back to the gas station to see if she can find some help,
she encounters the worker from earlier.
And after asking him to help her and seeing him come back with a rope and a bag, uh-oh,
she realizes they're in cahoots.
Yeah, the gas station guy.
Leather face.
And not just them two, but the hitchhiker from the start are actually a family of cannibals.
Yeah, I know.
What?
I have not seen this original one.
Panda Boots. Yeah, I know, I know.
Hitchhiker really? Who the fuck?
And to me, this dinner scene after they kidnap Sally is the horror of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Tied up in a chair made of people on some, some edgine stuff, then across from you,
the table of dudes who are doing a try not to laugh with your suffering.
That's some scary shit.
And what scares me even more about this is, you know you can't reason with them.
The Rednecks.
Sally tries to bargain by saying she'll do anything, and that doesn't even work.
Oh, poor Sally. Don't you know they only do that stuff with their sisters?
Well, before they, I guess, eat her, the brothers, because their brothers, by the way,
don't, they're older than one food. The brothers decide, instead of killing Sally themselves,
they should let their grandpa do it. Oh yeah, their damn near-deceased grandson.
THAT GUY'S ALIVE?
Hims was there too. And if you think he might not...
THAT GUY'S ALIVE!
See a cannibal, no? No, he's just bad at the rest of them.
He even dances when he takes his blood.
So yeah, they decided to let their grandpa do it.
But since this dude frickin' predates the dinosaurs,
he keeps dropping the hammer.
It's kinda like that Spongebob episode,
the firmly grasping.
And this was their biggest mistake.
Because while they're trying to switch who holds the hammer,
Saddy breaks free and jumps out the window.
Most realistic horror movie character, I swear.
And it's daytime now, so she just starts hollering.
And as the hitchhiker is slashing at her back,
getting closer and closer to catching her,
a frickin' semi-truck runs him over.
I forgot that happened and this one is with that same truck driver stopping to help Sally fight off Leatherface only to run away to where I have no clue but he's gone, he's gone and luckily-
Why don't you just get back in the car?
Pick up truck this time, stop to save Sally just in time. Hey, maybe hitchhiking ain't so bad after him. Leatherface seems happy about it with that dancing doing. Yeah, this one holds up too. It's a classic, I'm sorry, it's a classic.
And now for the-
Yeah, that did look like a better movie than the other ones that I've seen.
Fine, and by far the oldest movie of the video, and a movie I chose because I know it's something y'all gon' remember.
NOSFARATU!
I know y'all recognize this guy, NOSFARATU.
First time I've ever seen this guy, I wonder how scary NOSFARATU was for people in the 1920s.
Like that must have been nightmares for days dude.
Probably people actually believe in like vampires.
It was the same place most of y'all see.
On SpongeBob, the hash thing and slasher episode.
And I remember covering my eyes when he would pop up at the end.
This guy scared me. Genuinely.
So when I found out he was in fact real like he had his own movie and SpongeBob ain't make him up,
I put off watching it for years.
Until like two weeks ago when I remembered it.
Don't know man. I don't think I could sit through the movie from the 20s like anything before
Fucking
What is the one with the yellow big road?
The Alice in Wonderland that it's not Alice in Wonderland. What the fuck is that yellow big road? They'll attain man, dude
Wizard of Oz anything before the Wizard of Oz
No
I've watched I I was in a cinema class in college and we had to watch like Casablanca and like other films
When was Casa Blanca like 1940?
Yeah, 1940
It's just bad. I just think I think movies from that era are just like shitty most of the time
Like I didn't dislike the film, but I'm like hey, this would be a lot better if this movie wasn't like 80 years old
would it and found out bro this movie's over a hundred years old 1922 to put
that into perspective when this movie came out the roaring 20s brah Queen
Elizabeth was in her 40s okay I'm joking but she was almost born that's
crazy and even explain like that I don't think you already understand how old
this guy's this movie is so old it's a silent film like no dialogue that's
even worse dude. I've watched like 10 minute silent films before like comedy
ones. Oh my god the humor was terrible. It was literally like slip on a banana
peel humor. Dude if you watch like an old 10 minute silent film that's funny. I'm
like I'm sitting in a quiet room just watching a guy like mine jokes. This is
fucking awful. Like Charlie Chaplin, yeah. Slapstick comedy. Oh, oh, I like I understand older Pete like,
you know, a while back, like humor, humor's been subjective and humor evolves over time.
But I really think people like before 1940 were the unfunniest motherfuckers of all time. Like,
Like the funniest guy you knew would be like the cringiest guy in your friend group today.
Like no good jokes, no good humor, and it was all like surface level shit and none of
it was like raunchy or funny or like, you know, breaking any barriers.
It was always like just bait, like a knock knock joke would be the vibe of humor.
On some Charlie Chaplin stuff, but a hundred years old and no speech, does this movie hold
up?
I think so.
But look, the movie's obviously not the same level of scary as some films today.
Nowhere near actually.
It's a simple story about a vampire whose name isn't No Swarovic, who is actually the
Count, who is trying to, you know, do that warlock.
Vampire stuff and suck the blood of this dude he met's wife.
But y'all gotta understand how insane that must've been back then.
This is from before vampire movies were everywhere, like there was no romance ones like Twilight
or any good ones like Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.
None of that.
So for a little sheltered European boy
to see us in theaters back then,
must've been traumatizing.
Even more than a scared me.
But you're right, you're right.
This is about how it holds up today.
And y'all be happy to know that even a hundred years old,
it seems like horror movies don't change that much.
Cause the main character in this movie
is a f***ing idiot just like in the newer ones.
I'm serious, this is a scene, right?
Well, I'll wear it like this.
If y'all woke up in the morning
with bite marks on your neck
and you have a roommate that only sleeps during the day,
Are you not gonna find that even a little suspicious?
Just a little.
Even if you don't know about vampires,
you know what his dude was awake at night when you got bit,
so you could at least ask him to bitch you.
But yeah, point is,
even though I may not watch it anytime soon,
or ever again, I think it holds up.
In fact, I think there's modern horror movies
that are much worse than this, much worse.
Have y'all seen Imaginary?
Talk about disappointment.
Or maybe I'm just biased because he was in SpongeBob.
Who knows?
This one ends with the wife, whose name is Ellen,
pretty much sacrificing herself
and letting the count suck her blood.
And not cause she's into it.
No, no, this is not Carrie's mother.
She did it to distract the count.
So when the sun rises, he doesn't notice
and the sun may push us.
Isn't it crazy that everyone in this movie is dead?
Bro, but like I'm mad.
Okay, you're watching the movie.
Silence, radio.
Silent film is unbearable.
Watch like five minutes in a silent film and they'll throw stuff on the screen
Wow
And big tax if it's a comedy one. Oh
That's not what was supposed to happen and because you have to fucking read it
You have to read it that has music. Yeah, usually usually there's like
Some random shit that's pretty much all the movies I wanted to go over today
My father was like silly clown music and no judgment. I think these old horror movies hold up for the most part
Wait those shits are not copyrighted probably I could probably pull up one
Old silent film comedy
Like this shit had people dying, bro.
WHOA!
What the fuck?
Best of Buster Keaton's greatest st-
I mean like this is cool, but I
like I'm just watching somebody like juggle juggle a ball this is like some shit I'd see on tiktok
oh my god an elephant all right I'm done with this w dead though
tb for the sub david the fray what does they think everybody entertaining me my days uh
At work even more enjoyable. Thank you key and after the sub super for the sub dash Prince Joe
Anthony life dig sky TLT rule for the sub tourists
Thank you for the free chat now. We have a long video a long Nick Crowley video probably gonna turn the lights off for this one
YouTube's darkest mystery. I'm going to run to the bathroom real quick
Real quick and then we'll lock it
We're back.
It's Cologne Muzz for the sub, key for the sub.
The hangover, it's there, it's there,
but I'm starting to feel like I'm alive again.
Like I'm alive, you know.
It's not going great though.
Anyways, also chat, these are fire,
and I've been eating them from the snack review that we did.
The Fred Ferkels.
These little fucking thingies, little Piggos.
It looks German it is.
So good.
Now, Percy Pigs?
What is a Percy Pig?
Oh, is that just the British
version of them? Are they just
are they just the rebranded
British Percy pig?
Jake, she wants to go to Diamond
Jim. Thanks for letting me know,
man.
I feel like he said that like
three hours ago.
It could be like a couple days
after but like Ron, we need to
do this because Ron, look, we're
what it is, bro. We're both out of shape. We both have love handles. We both have
muffin tops. We both have man titties. Our chats harass us day in and day out for
being out of shape. You get called the fart of twitch. I'm sorry. I didn't know
why I said that. Listen, Ron, this is your chance to not only prove to your
community, but yeah, to prove it to yourself, Ron, that me and you can conquer
the diamond.
Yeah, you know what I'm gonna go. You know what it sounds like?
It sounds like he doesn't want to go, but he knows that if I go, that he's forced to go basically.
So he's just asking, this is Chad's basically thinking.
My y'all are blissies, y'all should go solo. Go for y'all.
Yeah, dude, going solo would be scary.
The Diamond Jim.
You got some guy in your face?
You only gonna do one more rep?
One more?
No, you can't have water.
Slaps you on the back. I'd be like, oh god
We're gonna eat me alive here
I'm thinking of the five gifteds aspect for the three. Do you watch ish on YouTube? What's
Kelly a number in the thing of the sub
Staff and thinking of the thousand buddies bush for the sub date
What do you mean?
All right locked-in chat
Would you go to Donna Jim if I'm available to go I would pull up yeah
I can't say I'd be doing the whole goddamn work out with them, but I pull up
80 loop where is diamond Jim
Oh, it's a maple wood I
Didn't know that
All right, where's Mayfuel? It's in New Jersey. All right, walk in.
AV Loop, YouTube's darkest mystery. Chat, walk in.
I gotta say Nick Crowley's probably the number one horror coverage YouTube channel.
YouTube's darkest videos, all of his series are fucking amazing.
This is scary, can we not watch this? It's gotta be scary, yes.
Probably disturbing, more than anything.
August 5th.
Maxwell, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2011.
Ah, Wendigoon as well.
They also have a good podcast, the creep cast.
A channel appears on YouTube serving as a promotional page for an up-and-coming company
called Abilu.
Oh my god, sorry, off topic y'all.
We haven't talked about it.
I, I, seeing this reminded me of it, spirit airlines doesn't exist anymore.
Oh, what?
In one day they go, sorry we're gonna cancel all of our flights, we're in the gutter.
Wow.
So, fuck spirit airlines, fuck spirit airlines, oh my god, fuck spirit airlines.
I understand they provided cheap flights, which was awesome, but my god, flying spirit
was like actually hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Literally unreal, unreal, no room, Jack.
If you are above 5'5", sitting on a Spirit Airlines flight is actually getting crammed
into a suitcase.
So bad.
And they've boasted unbeatable deals in the world of...
But they want you cheap.
Yeah, but that is the shitty part.
You don't want that competition to cease to exist.
Ryanair does it a lot better, though.
Ryanair does a great job at being cheap.
A traditional page for an up-and-coming company called Abilu, a brand that boasted unbeatable
deals in the world of aviation.
That same day, four videos were uploaded, each showcasing young women dressed as flight
attendants detailing some of the many services that Avilu provided.
These would be the only videos ever uploaded to the channel, as from that moment on the
page was abandoned, giving Avilu the lifespan of just one day.
The one day is all it would take to set in motion a mystery that remains unsolved to
this very day, a mystery surrounding the company at the core of this channel, and the services
that it allegedly provided, with no one being able to answer the seemingly simple question,
what was Abilupe?
And the more you search for answers, the more deranged this trail becomes.
This is the story of Abilupe, YouTube's darkest mystery.
Well, how does he find these fucking, how does he find this shit?
Our viewer sending this stuff in, he probably has a team of researchers that are like looking
into stuff too.
Like I guarantee you he probably has like people that he used to pay.
Yeah, but I think somebody said Reddit as well.
I think yeah, he's probably finding some stuff maybe on like Reddit or fucking 4chan or like certain forums.
But like a lot of it, it's probably like, hey, this is a weird YouTube channel, check it out.
And then he goes down like a fucking rabbit hole.
And there's your cat.
So what are you waiting for, Captain?
Welcome to Abbey Loop, your collected fine website for anything aviation.
The formula for Abbey Loop's content was simple.
A young woman stands in front of a static white background dressed in a flight attendant's
outfit.
They refer to themselves as deal attendants, and their job seems to be sharing information
about this new brand, Abbey Loop.
We offer deals on flight lessons, pilot accessories, fuel, FBO services, charter flights, and even
small aircraft.
You don't I mean it like it's a disturbing video, I guess but like it's disturbing because he's putting this like the filter over it right now
Like I'm wondering how this takes a dark turn because off rip
It kind of just looks like women that are taking like, you know
Maybe a $200 fucking payday to show up where flight attendant outfit in front of a green screen and just go hey
You could fucking find airlines with this website that we have
The brand marketed a number of unique aviation-related services,
making them appear as a one-stop shop for anyone in the industry
or just anyone interested in flying.
AviLoop claimed to do it all, and at unbeatable prices too.
Our deals are usually 50% to 9% off.
Promoting deals of 50% to 90% off.
90% off?
Okay, I also gotta say, if you have a business that just started
and you're like, well, we have great deals, everything's 90% off.
It's not 90% off, that's your regular price.
Or are they saying they're getting you flight lessons for 90% off?
9% off?
Promoting deals of 50 to 90% off.
It hardly seems like anything mysterious, just your standard subpar ad from the early 2010s.
But the more you watch, the less clear it becomes what exactly Avi Loop did.
They left their business incredibly vague.
They were no prices, no locations, and rather they just listed a bunch of flying buzzwords offered at deals that seemed impossible
For example, they list fuel supply among their offerings
But how are they actually getting the fuel and providing it at f-
Yeah, they're giving you like what you're an airline that wants to buy like your American Airlines
And you're like, oh, I'll be loops gonna sell me fuel for 90% off
What did you just get a fucking oil keg off the coast of Iran like whatever the fuck are you getting?
Where are you getting where are you getting the oil from? How is it 90% off?
50 to 90% off and where in the country or even the world are they offering it?
It just doesn't seem realistic. What they're saying sounds fine on the surface
But the more you think about it the less sense it really makes
It just seems too good to be true not to mention how bizarre it is that this unknown company could come in and offer
Literally anything you could watch that's flying related with such exorbitant deals
Admittedly though, this is easy enough to ignore and play off as an ineffective or even
deceitful advertisement, but there was something else that was much harder to ignore about
these commercials.
With that being, the deal attendance themselves.
Despite Avi Loop claiming to be a professional aviation business, it's difficult not to
notice how cheap these women's outfits appear. They're clearly costumes rather than real
flight attendant uniforms, and they're clearly over sexualized too.
Yeah I was going to say it seems like, but I don't know if that's for the purpose of
like trying to gain clicks, you know what I mean? Like companies will just get really
attractive women to wear scandalous outfits, so you watch the video.
Essentially dressed as fetishized versions of actual flight attendants, which is bizarre
as one of the services that OVLU claims to provide is staffing for flight crews, which would include actual flight-
P.L.V. Hooters? Well Hooters, uh, waitresses, you- it's actually technically like a modeling job,
so they get around the loophole of being able to discriminate based off looks.
Like Hooters won't hire you if you're ugly, and you can't do that for a waitressing job. That's like
discrimination. But it's technically like a modeling job, like I think you just submit like your face
shots or something and then they hire you off that so it's like they're legally allowed to deny you
if they don't think you are attractive.
Detendance. Yet for whatever reason.
Same thing with Onlyfans. Well no, you could be the ugliest person of all time and show
whole on Onlyfans. You don't get hired on Onlyfans.
They chose to dress these girls in seductive costumes. If they were trying to make these
advertisements look professional, they were failing miserably. And it wasn't only the
outfits that had a strange sexual undertone to them. It was also the script that the girls were reading.
Whether you want to learn to fly, charter an airplane, or just see more girls like me,
or to see more girls like me, Abby Loop can help. Abby Loop can help.
It's a fucking porn site. I'm not like, I'm not, I'm not, literally this is the most confusing
business. So what are you waiting for, Captain? And remember Top Gun? Clearly your attractiveness
increases with every flight under your belt.
Bizarrely, the videos themselves were filled with sexual innuendos.
Anyone who claims that humans were not meant to fly never experienced the thrill of their
own successful landing. Get ready to fly big boy airplanes.
They were clearly trying to be more... Bro, what?
Bro, what? Get ready to fly big boy airplanes? Who's watching this and going, oh yeah, I want to sign up.
more than a little flirty, which goes hand in hand with the outfits that they were donning.
Now some might argue that this was a sign of the times. In 2011, edgy and over-sexualized
marketing was still very much in the norm, with several major companies building their entire
brands around the approach. But the only problem here is that the videos made it unclear what
AbhiLoop was even supposed to be offering. Despite saying a lot, the lack of details
made it entirely ineffective, like the business itself was an afterthought, with the focus instead
This really feels like an ad that would be a pop-up on the side of a porn video that like if you click it and installs malware.
Being on these women, in fact even in the channel's description, they simply wrote, meet Avalupe Deal Attendants.
This is the official page for a brand new company trying to promote its services, and that's all they had to say.
That's how they marketed their entire company.
I mean they have a website.
Making some wonder, what was actually the role of these deal attendants, and what was actually the purpose of Avalupe?
Oh my god, is this a sex trafficking ring?
The first and most likely theory at this point is that Havi Loop was an overambitious company
that used over sexualized marketing to build intrigue around its brand at a time when others
were doing the same thing to great success.
Maybe they weren't even off the ground yet in over-promising on services that they hoped
to one day be able to provide, but for the time being were just throwing out there to
get more people to visit their website.
But with such a focus on these deal attendance and just-
I've seen a lot of spam spoilers and paragraphs.
Just how strange these videos come across, some are left with a different theory, that
rather than AviLoop using sex to sell their service, maybe sex was their service.
Then why the hell is the whole spiel about like, flying and selling fuel and pilot lessons?
Theory goes that AviLoop was a front for pornography or even prostitution, poorly hidden under
the guys of this fake aeronautics company. This would explain the prominence of these
deal attendants, as they themselves may have been the actresses or prostitutes, and it
also explains the lack of information about the company itself, as the reason their deals
and services don't seem to make any sense was because they weren't actually offering
them, it was all just to cover up. And honestly, just going off the eye test, this is how the
page comes across, but there are other details that make this theory a lot more compelling.
For starters, in numerous videos, they mention an unusual feature of their website that users
can vote for their favorite deal attendant and win prizes as a result.
You can even vote for your favorite deal attendant and win special prizes.
With one of the-
That doesn't even make sense.
Like, who wrote this script, what do you mean you vote for your favorite deal attendant?
You vote for your favorite deal attendant and win special prizes.
You win a prize for voting for a tenant?
Actually, it doesn't really feel like a prostitution ring to me.
This feels like a cam girl site.
This feels like you would get on the site, join,
and it would be like them in this uniform,
and you pay them and they'll like get naked or something.
Like, that's what this is.
These special prizes later being-
Yeah, like a chatter bait,
or like some sort of live naked service.
revealed to be a one-on-one video call with one of these deal attendants.
This shows that the deal attendants weren't just for marketing, they were a core part
of the services offered to Abilupe users, making one wonder what was actually happening
on those video calls, and was it perhaps something sexual?
And it goes even deeper than that.
That's not technically illegal, right?
I mean, if you're a registered bit, like that's not illegal, like that's not prostitution.
Is there's a reason why I mentioned prostitution specifically in this theory, with that reason
being a line mentioned in one of these videos?
To purchase this deal, you must hold at least a private pilot license and a current medical
certificate.
Don't miss out and click on that-
What?
Hold at least a private pilot license-
Be mentioned in one of these videos.
To purchase this deal, you must hold at least a private pilot license and a current medical
certificate.
Don't miss out and click on that big blue button.
You know you want to.
The deal attendant mentions that all customers needed to provide an up-to-date medical certificate.
And have a pilot's license.
Whaaat?
Now this isn't something that's necessarily unheard of in the aviation world,
but it certainly isn't the norm, at least from what I could tell.
But in the context of this theory...
Oh my god, are they gonna like, harvest your fucking kidneys, dude?
Holy shit.
Is this like, they're like roping you in with Saxon and they fucking knock your ass out and steal your organs.
It makes perfect sense.
If they truly were operating some sort of...
Medical is needed for private pilot's license.
If prostitution does make sense.
...then their customers having an up-to-date medical certificate would be imperative to
preventing the spread of STDs.
It's strange enough to make this theory feel legitimately possible, but even if it wasn't
true, it seems obvious that there was something off with this channel, and we haven't even
discussed the strangest part of it all. In a few videos you can hear unusual sounds in the background.
I'm gonna like watch one of these clay because it seems like it's like a fucking minute video dude
How many years ago was this?
This was six years ago
Welcome to Avalymp your collective buying website for anything aviation. Yeah, I'm not crazy. You're just so like AI
We offer deals on flight lessons pilot accessories fuel fbo services
Why is it in like 140p?
Try to fly.
And even small aircraft.
Our deals are usually 50 to 90% off.
That means whether you want to learn to fly, charter an airplane, or to see more girls like me,
Avi Loop can help.
You can even vote for your favorite deal attendant and win special prizes.
Our membership is completely free.
Our deals are unbeatable.
And there's no catch.
So what are you waiting for captain?
Subscribe to a newsletter and get in the loop.
So what is that noise in the back? So what is that noise into your pretty green license?
This is your opportunity to do it at 50% off. Yeah, kind of sounds like a dog
You don't see that kind of sounds like a dog whining. This is your opportunity to do it at 50% off
No, it's not like a moon. It doesn't sound like a dog toy either. It sounds like a dog going
Like when Daisy wants a blueberry she'll make that noise you don't see that very often
Today's deal includes all the necessary ground skull and 15 hours of multi-engine flight training.
Get ready to fly big boy airplanes.
To purchase this deal-
This is a fucking porn site, dude.
I mean, like, there is literally nothing.
I just don't see how this could be anything else.
...to your pretty green license.
This is-
Oh my god, it is moaning.
Wait, slow down.
It actually sounds like moaning.
In the background, you can hear what appears to be someone moaning, in a blatantly sexual
manner, which was loud enough for even the deal attendant to take notice.
It's very unusual, and certainly not a sound that could just accidentally happen on a typical
film set, which makes it all the stranger that another inexplicable noise was heard
in the background of a different video.
And this one left viewers far more distressed.
You want to learn to fly, charter an airplane, or to see more girls like me, I believe can
help.
Oh my god, that was a man!
Or to see more girls like me, I believe can help.
Some believe that this is yet another sexual moan, while others swear that that one definitely
They can hear a specific word.
The word...
Help.
I need your help!
Mwaah.
No, it just sounds like somebody going, uh...
It's incredibly concerning, especially if this prostitution theory is true.
I mean, there's just so many implications to it.
Given the link between prostitution and human trafficking.
But again, this could all be part of the marketing.
Maybe this was all just a ploy to get people to visit their website
Roping you in with these sexualized creepy and even concerning videos that almost demand that you dig deeper
Yeah, but it got like no you like I'm saying I don't understand like they posted this
This is like a 300 subscriber YouTube channel like well if this is the case then surely visiting their website
Oh my god, I was posting 2011 what we were watching was a reupload site would help put this mystery to bed
At the time these videos were uploaded back in 2011, those visiting the Abiloupe website
would be met with a rather lackluster experience.
The homepage was dull and un-
Holy dude, this is actually like the worst website ever.
Un-inviting and seemed about as vague as the videos promoting it.
However, they did have an about section that attempted to describe the service more in
depth.
There, they mentioned that the primary goal of Abiloupe-
They offer deals to pilots, aircraft owners, jet seers, or jet setters, and aviation enthusiasts.
Find deals for flight lessons, type ratings, uniforms, aviation magazines, navigation equipment,
headsets, pilot vacations, books, instructional videos, and aviation museums. Yeah.
Loop was safety, as they believed that making training and other aeronautic services more
accessible can in turn help prevent accidents, which strangely was never even hinted at in their
their videos and has never mentioned again on any other portion of the website.
But it was in this About tab that they listed even more services that they claimed to provide.
Services like navigation equipment, headsets, and pilot vacations, among many other things.
Basically anything even remotely related to flying they sold it, or at least claimed
to, and they insisted that they did so cheaper than anywhere else by using collective bargaining,
a process that they would go into greater detail about.
Avalup acts as a third party, partnering with aviation businesses to promote unique deals
on their site.
Each of these deals has a quota that must be hit for it to actually go through, so if
enough people buy the deal, the quota is reached and everyone gets a voucher to do or receive
whatever they paid for.
But I mean this seems like a legitimate business.
If the deal doesn't reach its quota, then everyone is refunded and the deal is voided
without any cost to the users or the business.
Avalup was the middleman, which could explain how they managed to offer such impressive
deals and such diverse services. Though again, this is just what they were saying. Begging
the question, was anything actually being sold on Abbeyloop.com?
Well there actually was. The deals were sorted by general locations and most consisted of
flying lessons, museum trips, or even temporary tattoos. However, there was something unusual.
pilot tattoos. Lame. Lame. Lame. Why does this deal end in 1969?
Unusual about these listings. Bizarrely, almost every deal on the site was marked as completing,
each having ended in 1969, which obviously was impossible.
Yeah, I could have been a glitch though. There were only a select few deals throughout
the entire website's history that were ever even active, and even then, there didn't
seem to be a way to actually purchase them. This end date of 1969 was either some sort
of glitch or it was intentionally set that way, as the year just so happens to be yet
another sexual innuendo. So what should prove the c-
Oh my god, is that why they chose 1969?
But his legitimacy actually only makes this company seem more suspicious. It was like
they were trying to make it appear as if they were selling all these different things, yet
in reality they were hardly offering anything. And what they-
This also looks like a fucking sex trafficking trap here.
Flying lessons for women.
Guess what girls can fly.
A.V.
Lube brings you a one hour flying lesson designed specifically for women and girls.
No age limit for taking your first flight lesson, you don't even have to be a math
list.
The word offering wasn't even available for purchase.
This sent me on a hunt trying to find any sort of testimonials or reviews from any A.V.
Lube customers.
But strangely, I couldn't find a single one.
In fact, the only proof that I could find that anyone actually used this service was
an avilu patch that I found floating around on eBay, and the only reason that this is at all
significant is that these badges were included in most of the offers on the website. But this
isn't substantial in any way shape or form, and it's clear that the seller wasn't actually a
customer and was instead a patch collector that must have somehow obtained it. Making me question
if anyone actually ever bought something from this website, and if this whole marketplace was
really just a ploy, which takes us back to that lingering theory.
Just like the Abilupe channel, the website featured these deal attendants, and just like
the channel, they seemed to be the primary focus.
Their involvement was plastered all over the website, with the whole business model appearing
to hinge on their involvement, which the site was not afraid to outwardly admit.
What is the-
Yo!
Vote for your favorite deal attendant for a chance to win a one-on-one VIP video chat
with one of the girls, bro this is literally just, this is just, this is a porn site.
with supermodels. The process of voting for the best deal attending was something
that they heavily pushed, going as far as to reward one voter each week with the
aforementioned private video call. And when discussing these calls, they not so
suddenly hinted that they weren't just ordinary video chats. Writing, you will be
talking to real successful fashion models with exciting backgrounds. Many are
big aviation fans, so you will have a lot to talk about. You never know. Vote when
chat. You never know. The allusion to sex was way more prevalent on the site than
even on the channel, with this line seeming to hint that winning these
video calls could entail some sort of sexual encounter with the deal
attendant, which only seems to bolster this theory even more. But unlike the
channel, here we're at least given a bit more context as to why these women or
deal attendants are being used, and according to the site, it wasn't as
sinister as it seems. Under the business-
Well, the thing that's really confusing is like, why,
if this is like a sex trafficking ring
and they're trying to rope people in
and use these women to make money in some sense,
it's like, wouldn't there be a better business model
than mapping everything around the idea
of a flight attendant?
Because for you to even be introduced to this,
you have to be some sort of like aviation nerd.
It's like, it just seems illogical.
section which is used as an FAQ. Like why would any like it's just like yeah I get it's for the
purpose of hiding it but it's like actually like you could have picked a better profession or thing
than like oh we sell aviation related things. Our women love talking about airplanes like how
many fucking people love talking about airplanes. You for companies wanting to promote their deals
on hobby loop they wrote, what is the deal with deal attendance? As a business you have the option
to include a professional video of one of our stunning models on your deal page for a flat fee.
She would deliver a 30 to 60 second message describing your promotion. Our deal attendants
are real professional models who work for high-end clients. Why should I include a deal attendant?
Although our promotions get a lot of exposure, adding a deal attendant has the potential of
making it viral on social media sites. Promotions that include a video tend to be extra successful.
There's a lot to unpack here. For starters, this explains how AviLoop makes their money.
They're basically charging companies to run ads using these deal attendants, and the videos
on their channel are examples of what these ads would look like.
Though calling them professional is extremely generous, and I can't imagine any companies
actually wanting to use this service.
And given that these are the only videos that they shared, I don't think many, if any,
actually did.
But in this explanation, AviLoop is all but admitting to using these deal attendants to
rope people into visiting their website, over-sexualizing them to lure in perverted internet users,
giving them false hope that they'd be able to interact with these women and maybe even
sleep with them.
And in exchange, these users keep coming back to the site under this false hope, which maybe
could lead to them purchasing something.
I don't know man, I mean it's like who's even clicking that shit?
It's like, it's like, I mean they run these ads for like oh there's a fucking mill three
miles away and somebody fucking googly eyes fucking clicks on that shit?
I mean like, like I, we're, we're, we're just right at the bottom of the barrel here.
Like I just don't, like who's falling for this?
It's an insane business model, a one that really doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
I mean they're claiming that this is a service for professionals and real aviation fans,
for the primary reason of making our skies safer, yet they aren't actually offering anything
but the prospect of talking to women.
These women are the main and really only draw of the service, and even the deals that they
did list seem to contradict the primary goal of this company.
I mean how would a trip to the museum help with aviation safety?
Imagine it with Sora AI, uh, Skeddy for the 3, Wife for the 5, uh, Gan Reggie, uh, Play,
Shake, Shermie, Smear, Shmini, H Money, and Diggy, thank you to the 3.
And how would a temporary tattoo help with that, either? And on the topic of these tattoos,
they're also extremely sexual in nature. They were meant to mimic pilot stripes and be put
on your shirtless shoulders, with a package reading, when a uniform just won't do,
And the description adding all sorts of innuendos.
And this is a good time to point out just how strange the writing is across the-
Yeah, removed when the fun is over, what the fuck does that mean?
Entire website.
As here they write,
What better way to thank a pilot than by saying, Captain, you deserve to have your epilates
tattooed.
We wish someone had these on board of the miracle on the Hudson flight.
Just imagine the look on the pilot's face if someone handed these to him.
So why not keep a pair in your wallet and thank the sully in your life for the next
flight?
safe landing deserves recognition, and this gift is sure to make their day.
I mean, this just really seems like the worst business ever.
I... like...
Everything is written like this.
It's not only sexual...
We're promoting fucking temporary epilat tattoos, like...
Well, it's also nonsensical, and feels like it was written by AI at a time when AI wasn't even a thing.
Yeah.
Everything about Abilute feels... wrong.
The lack of any tangible goods and services, the overly convoluted business structure, and the lack of any public customers
just makes this company appear so... fake.
But that doesn't inherently mean that they were actually involved in pornography or prostitution.
I mean, despite all these innuendos, there is no direct mention of the sale of sex anywhere on the website from what I could see.
And unfortunately, much of the website is lost to time,
as in 2016, the site would go down, replaced by another random URL, making it impossible-
Yo, Mr. Blueberry, think of the 10 giftids and woe for the sub-W10 gifties, bro. Thank you.
to know what this platform was actually like for those who signed up for it.
What were they actually being offered? What were they discussing amongst themselves?
And what happened on these video calls? It's all unknown,
as what I've shown is pretty much all I was able to salvage from the wayback machine.
However, Avaloop didn't stay down forever. In 2019, Avaloop.com reemerged. Only this time,
it looked very different. Gone were the deals, the business model, and-
Yeah, a lot new, a lot more real. This looks like an actual website.
Most importantly, the deal attendance, and in its place, was what looked to be a generic
template website. They still claimed to offer some of their services, but they were now left even
more vague, and there was no attempt to even make it look like you could purchase anything.
Even the only windows were gone. It was quite literally as bare bones as it gets. It comes
across like a sham website, void of any notable information, with one exception.
There was a single new addition to the site, as at the very bottom you could find a short
bio.
Ah, that's 2019.
What's that PII?
That woman looks AI.
Not of a deal attendant, but of a legitimate pilot named Nadia Marenko.
My apologies.
The creator of Abilu.
This revelation is huge as Nadia Marenko was a well-known and extremely successful pilot,
which makes Abilu all the more confusing, as you would think that her involvement in
the company would help legitimize it, and make it seem more likely that Avaloop was
a real company after all. But instead, it actually did the exact opposite. As her involvement
plunges this mystery into a whole new depth. A depth far darker than we've yet to describe.
So he said she's Jeffrey Epstein's pilot? Is she really?
Gus.
Born in Czechoslovakia in 1986, Nadia dedicated her younger years to modeling, landing multiple
high-profile roles in her country, and by the age of just 15, these roles led to her
being moved to the United States to help continue this budding career.
But by 20, her interest had shifted to a different kind of runway.
She became obsessed with flying and had a natural talent for it too, quickly rising
through the ranks and gaining certifications faster than most others could at that age.
By 25, she was considered extremely accomplished for someone so young, and her resume would
It soon reached a wider audience when she began leveraging social media.
She posted videos under the alias Gulfstream Girl, and eventually Global Girl, where she
marketed herself as a supermodel-turned-pilot, which worked to the tune of millions of views.
Madi Mareko was a star in the aviation world and on social media too, and it was during
the height of the success that she started Abilu.
It clearly wasn't meant to be some big secret either.
She actively promoted it on numerous occasions, doing interviews on podcasts and even taking
it.
It doesn't make sense if she did start it because she's a model turned aviation pilot
and all of these people that you could talk to are like models.
To a trade show, if this was a front for something nefarious, she was doing a bad job of keeping
a discrete, which seems to back up our first theory, and it would be very easy to settle
on that theory and just call it a day, had being a model and a pilot, then all that Nadia
was known for.
You see, there was something that she was hiding from her audience, a secret in the
form of a bond with one man, whom she was working closely with at the time that Avi
a man by the name of Jeffery Epstein has been arrested on new sex trafficking charges.
But do you think he was involved with Avi Loop, the website?
It was charges of soliciting and procuring minors for prostitution.
He was involved in trafficking young women and children over to Little St. James.
God, do you think those women in those, those, like those three women in those videos were
uh, people on that island?
In case you're somehow unaware, Jeffrey Epstein is the most prolific pedophile and
human trafficker maybe of all time. He carried out a large-scale human trafficking operation,
bringing children to his private island that he and other elites exploited in horrific
ways. It's one of the biggest news stories of my lifetime, and over the past years there's
been so much talk surrounding the acquaintances of Epstein, who is connected with him, and
close were they? But of all these people in Epstein's circle, few, if any, were closer to him
than Nadia Marenko. It's a difficult subject to discuss, but Nadia is considered one of Epstein's
victims. He found her through her modeling job when she was just a teenager, and she didn't just
come to the United States for work. Epstein himself brought her after allegedly purchasing her from her
her father. What followed was not.
At Steve Bragg about purchasing her to be his Yugoslavian sex slave.
During his first incarceration from 2008 to 2009, she visited him 67
times following his release.
She was documented still living at Palm Beach estate.
Nadia becoming his self-described sex slave.
It's a horrible and unimaginable fate, but while Nadia appeared to have been a victim
of Epstein, that wasn't all she was, as after becoming an adult-
Also most uncanny photo ever, right there, holy.
adult.
She also became Epstein's accomplice.
When Epstein was first investigated by the FBI back in the 2000s, many of his victims
came forward and claimed that Nadia was not only present for their
use, but she was a willing participant, there to satisfy Epstein's criminal
sexual desires by on occasion directly participating in
sexual abuse and prostitution of the minor girls.
Well, she had to be flying them around. Now Epstein was eventually given a
sweetheart deal for these crimes in 2008, which led to him serving just 13
months in prison. And as part of that deal, Nadia was given complete immunity,
meaning she never faced any sort of free precautions for her use of children.
But despite being a free woman by the time that Epstein was thrown in jail,
she stood by a side, living in his New York City home, waiting for his release.
And while he was behind bars, Nadia would visit him roughly 70 times.
These two were deeply connected. Even when-
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, at that point, I feel like aren't- are they not, like,
After she was his slave, with Nadia even making a scrapbook for Epstein, which is just so terrifying
that I had to at least mention it in this video.
It would be several years later in 2012, a time when Nadia had long since left Epstein's
home and his control that Nadia would rejoin his operation, this time with a brand new role.
She became one of Epstein's pilots, taking victims and perpetrators alike to and from the island.
On the plane they dubbed the Lolita Express.
What happened on the Lolita Express?
Everything that happened on the Lolita Express and his other planes
was the same thing that happened in his bedrooms and the massage rooms.
They've used to not stop because we're in the air.
Jeffrey couldn't take a two-hour flight without having to ejaculate.
Like, that's how sick this man was.
Nadia Moringo was directly trafficking children for Epstein, and she was doing this in 2012,
mere months after she started Avi Loop, which brings us to our-
So, is that- is that- so then is Avi Loop like a front that they're trying to get people
into traffic?
Third and most upsetting theory.
But how would that even...
How are people...
How are people finding this that are getting blurred in?
I don't...
That AbhiLoop wasn't a cover for prostitution,
but rather a front for child trafficking in Pabilia.
Naughty's involvement alone and the timing of the company's launch
mix with all the innuendos, the red flags.
It all starts to make sense.
And it's made even more disturbing when you look at the videos they posted on YouTube.
As one thing I failed to mention so far,
is just how young these deal attendants look.
There's obviously no way to conclusively determine their age from the footage,
but some believe that they look to be teenagers, and maybe even underaged,
which would make sense for this theory, as the deal attendants wouldn't be prostitutes,
but rather, child victims.
It's a theory that has to be considered.
I mean, as crazy as it seems, Abyloop was quite literally founded and run by a child trafficker
who was actively trafficking children when the company started,
And Nadia wasn't the only sketchy character involved in the site behind the scenes.
Epstein himself was as well.
The two frequently emailed each other and in multiple instances Avi Lup was discussed,
with Epstein frequently giving her advice. In one email he wrote to her,
website is cool mix of porn, groupon and flying. The marketing campaign could be
buy with us we give a flying fuck. His mentioning of porn here is just
I am not undersed. I like I am more lost than in the start of the video. I am so fucking confused.
More confirmation that Avalupe wasn't just an aviation company, but this also shows that Epstein
was helping with the company and he wasn't just doing this through family advice. Throughout his
emails you can also find dozens of receipts. Please wire Nadia 50k either to Avalupe or to wear
they're directed by.
It's from transactions with Avi Loop,
totaling 100.
Send 45K to Avi Loop, the information detained.
Oh my God, is it, maybe it is just like a shell of a bit,
or like a shell business, where they filter money in
so they can pay for this like weird sex trafficking shit
and have it fronted as like a modeling business.
It's a thousands of dollars of payments
sent directly to the company in 2013.
Jeffrey Epstein was an investor in AviLoop, and a big one too, and he seemed to believe
in the service so much that he even appeared to use it himself, as emails show him inquiring
about booking flights through the company.
Nadia at one point even offered to help Epstein through AviLoop, writing,
Is there anything I can do for you?
I can find a deal through AviLoop on anything you want, airplanes, helicopters, cheapest
charters, discounted fuel, or a new model slash assistant.
She's literally offering Jeffrey Epstein a model through Obbyloop, which more than hints
at this theory be impossible.
I mean she spells it out.
And if they were in fact trafficking children through the service, this could give us a blueprint
to how they were able to get their victims.
Maybe they were finding models and having them fly out under the assumption that modeling
is all they would be doing.
Maybe-
Yeah but then like how did none of them, what are they dead?
Like how did none of them say anything?
These videos were even their tryouts for their role.
We go for the five subs, we're thinking of the gifties.
Which they did without even realizing what was to come.
I mean these women were referred to as models on the Avi Loop website.
And remember, modeling is exactly how Epstein found Nadia.
And it's also how he found so many other victims, as he was known to use the modeling
industry as a means of recruiting young and underaged women, offering them high paying
jobs and potentially career making opportunities, in order to lure them in.
And maybe this-
Yeah, but the Avi Loop website is promode towards men.
That's what I'm- so like, he's outsourcing models for Avi Loop, and then they're getting
what men to come pay to get on a flight and have sex with these girls, like, I don't understand.
It was all part of the operation, where maybe Nadia was simply taking a page from his book
and using the same style of entrapment that he used on her.
so disturbing to even consider. And there's one more email that I believe is the most
disturbing of all, that could allude to their alleged trafficking. An email with a subject
line, Old Terry coconuts. I ordered sweet young coconuts from Thailand for you and they
just arrived. Very yummy. I was going to ship them to you in Paris, but I hear you are coming
back, so I will send them to 71st with Sarah. Just so you don't have to drink juices from
Old Terry things.
Yeah, no, that's definitely not about coconuts, man.
I mean, what the fuck?
Type of code-ass message.
Epstein was notorious for using code words in his messages, and it's not hard to see
what Nadia may have meant by sweet, young coconuts.
So was it a joke, or was it a coded message?
It's hard to say.
But this email was sent on November 13th, 2011, just-
At two in the fucking morning.
to two months after the launch of Abilupe.
Welcome to Abilupe, your collected buying website for anything aviation.
So what was Abilupe? Well to this day we still don't have a true answer,
but everyone has their theories and most of them are not good. Many legitimately believe
that Abilupe was a front for child trafficking, and I can see why. The connections and the strange
material on the website and the channel make this impossible to write off as just some crazy
conspiracy theory, and if this theory were to be believed, it makes the Abiloupe YouTube
channel that much more disturbing, as these videos would be advertisements for a human
trafficking service that potentially included the victims as the stars.
It's also possible that this was a hub for prostitution, and while sex work doesn't
always mean human trafficking, just given the players involved, that would definitely
still be a concern.
There's also still the possibility that Abiloupe was secretly a porn website, like Epstein
seem to suggest in his email, with his content perhaps occurring on those one-on-one video calls.
And there was one email that I found that was sent from Epstein's assistant, Story Cowells,
that makes this feel even more believable, as Epstein asks him what he was up to,
to which Story responds, just playing online at Abbey Loop.
Porn rain. Love it. Love it. The way these people communicate is just so weird and hard to decipher.
But yeah, it's like they're they're speaking code to each other. It's just so fucking confusing playing online at Abbey loop
Fuck does that mean pouring rain?
Playing online at Abbey loop certainly seems to suggest that this wasn't just a typical daily deals website
And if porn really was the draw I think given the secrecy of it and the people connected
I would still be very concerned about where they were getting these actresses and if they were even of age
Nadia's legal team has pushed back on these theories claiming. She was merely Epstein's victim and nothing more
and someone who allegedly worked at Avi Loob claimed that the ad campaign was merely meant to be provocative.
And that's all.
But this just feels so hard to believe.
And regardless of which, if any of these theories are true,
it seems so obvious to me that Avi Loob was never meant to just be a normal company.
I even question if perhaps Nadia had created Avi Loob as a fake website,
which Epstein could then funnel money into in order to make it look like Nadia was earning legitimate income.
Something that she needed to prove in order to get her US visa,
which her e-mails to Epstein show she was clearly struggling with.
And she seemed to allude to this at least being part of her reasoning for creating Avi Loop in the first place,
and part of the reason why she was asking Epstein for money.
And ultimately, the only way she ended up getting that visa was through a deal that she made with the FBI,
that involved her informing them on Epstein's crimes.
Her work directly helped lead to his 2019 arrest, and his ultimate death inside his jail cell that same year.
It was around the same time that Avi Loup went back online with its fresh, scrubbed look,
void of anything even close to being sexual, and since then it's never been updated again.
And there's hardly been any updates from Nadia herself either.
She made a brief of-
But is it a functioning business?
Parents in a 2019 YouTube video, where she pulled a prank on a flying instructor, acting
as an inexperienced student, only to surprise the instructor with how skilled she was, with
Nadia going as far as to dress as a child.
But since then, her trail goes pretty much cold, and once the Epstein final started releasing
around 2024, she disappeared from a public eye.
Bizarrely, from that point on, the only trace of her seems to have come from images and
videos from a monastery, which she seems to have joined.
Nadia Mariko's work with the FBI and the immunity that she was given all those years
ago makes it feel unlikely that she'll ever be prosecuted, or even investigated for whatever
this whole operation was.
The reality, though, is that we don't know the full truth about Abilu, and it's involved
in one of the most twisted and deep rabbit holes in human history.
I can't believe this roped back to Jeffrey Epstein chat.
I clicked on this video, assuming that we were going to be just watching like a weird
disturbing YouTube channel, and it fucking roped back to Jeffrey Epstein.
Rabbit Hole filled it's-
Like, what the fuck?
So many layers and cover-ups and corruption that I just hope that somewhere within all
of it.
I can eventually find an answer to the question, what was AviLoop?
But until then, it will remain one of the darkest mysteries, not only on YouTube, but
across the entire internet.
Oh yeah, man.
I mean like we're never really getting a full answer there.
And then it just fucking flips back to being a regular business now.
Like they've gotten rid of all this actual shit, but it still exists and you buy fucking
airline stuff.
Like what?
Hey guys, I actually have a super last minute update here.
I completely finished this video, but there was something that was still bothering me.
The question of, who were these deal attendants?
I initially tried looking for information that could give us an idea, but everything
was just wild speculation.
But I decided to give it one last look, and I'm glad that I did, because I actually think
I identified two of them.
I found an article that reported one of them as being a woman named Shannon Cusack, which
explained that Shannon was actually a friend and maybe even roommate of Nadia, at the time
that she was starting up Abilu, and at the time of filming this ad, she was actually in
her mid-20s. It seems like she might have just been helping Nadia out at the time with this.
She even listed the job on her LinkedIn supposedly, though it's now since been removed.
The other deal attendant that I might have found was Ashley, and it was actually thanks to a YouTube
comment. And what's interesting about her was that she was a model, but she was also in her
mid-20s around the time of filming this, and based on her blog she continued to have a normal
modeling career and seemingly normal life after her time working with Avalu before she sadly passed
away from cancer. And from what I've seen, there isn't much to hint that she was ever
a victim of anything Epstein related. This is huge because a lot of people were falsely
claiming that this girl was Ashley Martinez, a missing girl whose family is still searching
for her to this day. But this doesn't appear to be the case. The only deal attended that
I wasn't able to ID you was Claire, who does happen to look the youngest. But knowing now
that these other women were of age, I feel more inclined to believe that maybe the women
and shown on the channel weren't actually victims.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think more realistically is,
Jeffrey Epstein was involved
and she was trying to get her visa
and this is a business she wanted.
I think that it was probably a pseudo porn website.
And then it kind of transitioned
into like a somewhat legitimate business
and that's about it.
I don't think it immediately, I understand Jeffrey Epstein prolific pedophile, sex trafficker,
but I don't think anything that he's involved in immediately points to that.
I think it is something that's obviously overtly sexual, but I don't think that it has to be,
I don't think it was something that would be illegal.
So the operation, or at the very least they weren't children, but obviously I can't-
Or he could wander, yeah he might have been able to wander money through this as well.
Say this for certain, and that's not to say that that wasn't happening behind the scenes of course,
This just adds another l-
Yeah, the sweet hairy coconuts thing, that's very confusing.
I really don't know what that email was.
Fair to this mystery.
That, see, that doesn't make sense.
I don't know.
I feel like it could be any of those theories.
Well, chat, that was a fucking, uh, a good video.
WStream, work on that there.
I will be doing the food challenge tomorrow at the start of stream before we get into random games
It's also a charity stream tomorrow for travel project matching chat stone is up to 10k
Tuesday is dead it dead as disco drops other random games Wednesday. I'm live at like tomorrow. We live around like 3330
Same with Tuesday Wednesday. I'm gonna be live at like 11. It'll be a short early react day
And then I'm gone the 7th to the 11th filming a video with Jack one for his channel one for mine
I'm posting on YouTube while I'm gone, but I won't be live.
When we're back, it is gaming grind.
Direct to the 20 drops.
We're going to play that back to back days to beat it.
Then right after Subnautica, two drops,
we're probably going to rip that as well.
But for other horror games, random games,
we've got other react days and other shit planned as well.
If you have any ideas, you have a lot of skins
that you can play, maybe a Shoshop game,
Shoshop, Side Find, and Civit.
These are the lot of skins I play.
Thank you for the popped out, sub, followed, donor, et cetera.
I'm sorry I was super hungover today.
I hope I wasn't too boring.
But yeah, we'll do that food gauntlet tomorrow.
If I'd done it today, I would have thrown up for sure.
Cass, Grain, Dr. Tommy, and Aloe for the sub.
I already posted on the main in the gaming,
so go watch that.
But outside of that chat, we're going to call it up there.
Who do we raid?
You're not live.
Yousef is Yousef live?
He does.
Yeah, we can raid Yousef.
All right, chat, W stream.
Appreciate y'all. Hope y'all had fun, and I'll catch y'all later.
We are going to raid in five minutes.
I'll litter we are going to raid in five four three two one piece see them are
Never mind because Alex just pinned a message and that reset the raid
Alrighty we are going to raid in five four three two