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Bro the chunky you just broke that song is fucking fire actually chat. No, is this a good song
You should have straight aura. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Turn this shit off. This is like a perfect gym song. It's noise pollution. Yeah, and guess what?
I love noise pollution. I love noise pollution music. Oh my god. What about this?
Some shit that if you were in a car with speakers, it would you be changing your heartbeat?
What about this? What about this? What about this?
Random noise generator, bro, you couldn't make that shit if you tried,
Mic Chunky what what's random noise generator is this random noise
Is this random noise
Yes, all right, what about this
What about this?
Oh, that's peak, okay.
This is a certified hood classic.
I used to blast this in like Call of Duty game chat.
When did this song come out?
Bro, I used to blast this.
I feel like I used to blast this and other random shit
in like game chat.
No, dead ass.
I'd be like search and destroy on the Xbox.
I'd just have a turtle beach headset.
I'll just blast shit in my mic.
Full audio.
So my whole team muted me.
Oh my god.
Make it louder?
I can't.
Anyways, hello, everybody.
It's a random game day today.
We're going to be, sorry I'm late.
I said I was going to be live earlier, and it doesn't really matter now.
Uh, we're going to be ripping Scritchy Scratchy.
Eeeewww, I actually would be more down to rerun Scritchy Scratchy than Retro.
Bro, here's the problem.
Retro Rewind, I'm never beating that shit.
I have one more YouTube video I have to release of it, and then I think I'm actually going to be like,
Yeah, this is the last one.
Do we want to run Scritchy Scratchy
at the end of today's stream instead?
Do a poll.
Bro, because that game there's just like more,
I don't know, like retro rewind, bro.
It's like, how many fucking porno CDs
can I rent out to the same old guy?
And then he breaks it and I have to charge him $20
and it's like, okay, I want a cherry slushie.
It's like, all right, now I'm just making,
I'm doing the same, I have hair on my back.
I feel it.
Any of y'all grow random hairs on your back?
Wait, let me zoom in.
I don't know if you can see it.
I have like blonde hair, bro, they get really long
and I have to cut them or not cut them, I shave them.
It's because you're on Royds, brother, actually.
I used to get it, I used to,
people used to say I was on Royds
when I started social media on TikTok.
And then I guess I got it more because I was like 17, 18, you know, even like maybe 19, I guess I was like in shape, but like, I have been the same size for the last five years, like, I'm not on steroids.
There's no, anybody that actually would believe that I'm on steroids is actually stupid, not insane, stupid, like, they don't know what steroids looks like.
I would never take steroids, but I have always wondered what I would be able to achieve.
I think I would get so big.
Like I do, because right now, right now I'm 177, 6 foot 1.
Like I'm pretty, like I don't weigh a lot.
Like I'm not, like people, like people will be like, oh, you're, you know, you're kind
small for your height like I'm not I'm not I don't think I'm small but like if I was in football
like I would not be able to be like a tight end like I'm the height of somebody that could be 210
pounds but I'm 177 like I think if I took Roids and I started bulking I think I could get up to like
two that would be ideally naturally like I never take it steroids I don't think anybody should
But naturally I would love like somebody asked me what am I going to do when I'm done streaming or just like done social media and I was like, oh, you know, maybe like a little side gig or like where I would love to work at a dog shelter.
By the way, I think that would be such a fun. I love dogs. I love dogs. I would love to work at a dog shelter.
But also, I think it would be sick to just get jacked.
Just get really jacked.
Really jacked in read philosophy, and that's it.
And then fucking, and then just shut out.
Get jacked and work out, bro, literally.
Like, favorite snack, I don't really have one.
When are you gonna quit?
Well, I'm not gonna quit.
I think it's going to be like a slow decline like I said in the fall
This year I would maybe every other week stream three days
Or not stream three days take off three days and one of those days film a main channel YouTube video to kind of like
Slowly
Transitioning a more recorded content rather than streaming and then just kind of rip that so it wouldn't be like cutting back
It wouldn't be cutting back on content. It would be cutting back on stream
Buy like a day every other week so I'm able to film like gambling at every casino in Atlantic City or
You know fucking doing some shit in New York or something like that like just like a special video idea
It's weird everybody saying no now because when I said this like three days ago everybody was like hell. Yeah
So it's like two polar opposite opinions day to day
Why do you hate pickles, I don't know I just think they taste weird
I think they taste weird. It's not that I dislike pickled things. I just think pickles taste weird. Anyways chat
Here's the schedule. Oh, did we run a poll between scratchy scratchy and retro?
Because if we play retro today, this is the last time I play retro rewind
So I think at that point should we just fucking cut it short release the last YouTube video in the comments go
Sorry last kind of cut it short. We're ripping scratchy scratchy and to be fair scratchy scratchy
more people enjoyed it did better on stream and on the gaming channel. So do
you view bot now? 99% of my viewers are fake. Everybody typing in chat right now.
I'm controlling through a chat GPT mechanic and I'm getting them to type
what I want them to type. Nice bowl cut. It's not really a bowl cut. It's kind of a
walk up. Don't make fun of it.
Anyways, w mods, w mods. Thank you. Okay. Why is it scratching my balls?
All right. So this is the plan then. This is the plan then chat retro
rip retro rewind in the chat. We are done playing that game. Will I ever
return to it? I have no idea. But I've gotten a good eight hours out of that
fucking game. It was fun while it lasted. But gambling's more fun. Scritchy Scratchy
gets the fucking win. All right, so here's the schedule chat. We're starting out with
a horror game. Uh, I didn't think I was going to be playing a horror game today, but Dark
Pals, the first floor drop literally three days ago, and it's a mascot horror game.
Hold your booze, hold your booze, hold your booze, it looks kind of fun.
Welcome to Upward, where the only way is up.
We offer a new home for children who want to live a better life.
You're telling me this puzzle doesn't look fire?
You're telling me this puzzle doesn't look fucking fire?
You're telling me the little choppy teeth puzzle doesn't look fun as fuck?
And I have to press the right one multiple times in a row or it kills me?
Uh, what?
We're playing this.
Somebody in my chat told me to play this too.
Bro, I think it's only like 45 minutes, chat.
We're playing that.
Puzzle Slop?
Yeah, and I eat that shit up like it's clam chowder.
I hate clam chowder.
I eat that shit up like it's oatmeal.
Puzzle Slop.
I'm playing that game.
Am I gonna complain about it after?
Oh my god, they have gambling.
Chat.
I'm getting spoilers. I'm getting spoilers. I'm getting spoilers. There's some like naked
Patrick monster. We're playing that game. We're playing that game. Now I have to play
it. Now I have to play it. Give it a year. Alright, we're playing that first. Then we're
going to hop in Dead as Disco, which is a like fighting game that matches the beat of
a song you've probably seen clips of it this drops today looks very fun looks very fun we're
gonna play that as well then we're going to be hopping into scratchy scratchy instead
of retro rep retro and then I might play a CS game I'm one away from getting my premiere
rank. So we might end on a CS game. Tomorrow, I am not opening cases. Tomorrow, I'm not opening
cases. No, we're not opening cases. 3000 elo. Oh, shut up. I think I'm probably getting a place like
9k if I'm being honest. Okay. Dark Pals first floor, Dennis Disco, screechy, scratchy, maybe
premiere CS game. Tomorrow, I know it's a Wednesday. I'm going to be live at like 11am. It's the only
I could go live tomorrow. I'm gonna be streaming for like two and a half hours. We're gonna do reacts
We're gonna react to the new core boys house
There's this one video about serial killers you guys are like highly requesting
So we're probably gonna watch like three or four react videos tomorrow earlier shit
I don't know who's gonna be able to make it. It'll probably be all European people
So if you're a European viewer fucking GGs because all the American audience probably won't be able to make it
Then I'm gone
The 7th through the 11th. I'm going Thursday through next Monday. I'm filming a YouTube video with Jack
Okay, two YouTube videos one for his channel one for mine
Then we're back. I'll be posting on YouTube every day that I'm gone
I know I know I normally don't post on YouTube Wednesdays and Thursdays
I'm gonna be posted every day that I'm gone then we're back grinding out stream directive 8020 drops the 12th
The day we get back we're going to be grinding that out probably beating it the 13th the 14th
Some Nautica 2 drops, got to be playing that as well, then we have a react day, some other random games.
We might be doing a wheel sim day. We haven't done it behind the wheel sim days in a long time.
We'll follow the light drops and a bunch of other games. If you have any videos you haven't watched,
you can go to play a video, such that, give us such that.
After that next charity stream, probably late May, early June. I'm also going like May 29th to June, secular so, but um,
We'll be back grinding out stream basically for like two and a half weeks until I'm gone again for like three or four days
Also, thank you guys for the lovely charity stream yesterday. The support was crazy. We raised I think 11,400 dollars for Trevor project
For suicide prevention among people in the LGBTQ. It was awesome. It was a great charity stream. I had fun
I hope you guys had fun as well
And yeah, we'll we'll definitely do Trevor project at some point in the future
I don't know what charity we're doing next, but I would love to be able to plan like a big gaming streamer group charity
For like early June. I think that's like the goal
Whether or not it's gonna be possible. I have no idea
If not, obviously, we'll just rep a solo stream and then plan it for further in the future
But this summer I definitely want to do a group charity stream
Even if the next one isn't either way next charity streams probably gonna be like first week of June
M1 and X for the sub positive and the sub but think of the three split daisy. Uh, no extra thing of the five get this up
Go down the smallest for the sub astro three
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Moises IV and said
Thank you for the 5k bitties brother. It's my girlfriend's birthday or it was my girlfriend's birthday a couple days ago
This is late, but I was wondering if you say happy birthday Kaley. Happy birthday Kaley
Sorry, I missed your birthday said. Thank you with a fucking 5k bitties by the way yo and third thing of the sub homie for the five
But it's trying to grow a very small tech talk and it's their cows running if you have these different account promotion if not no worries
Consistent posting
I mean if you're trying to grow a tech talk are real
I don't really know about reels so I can't really give you advice there
And I obviously am not really in the tech talk space anymore. So I don't know the meta
But I used to post like three four times a day
and
I think that's like a good consistency
Maybe even two three times like as long as you're just posting the same schedule it helps your audience know
Even if it is just short form consistency is key amongst most things. I
Saw one guy say dude. It's like a really small video show them my 40 page and 10 likes
He's like Joe Bart shucks. He says it's possible to grow naturally and it's not I just scrolled
But I watched the video
And I was like dude like you saying I was being a cock
Because I said that you could grow naturally and all the advice I gave was terrible.
And that the only way you could grow naturally is if you're an industry plant now.
And I was like, holy conspiracy theory, lizard person.
My God, is it a lot harder?
Yes, I will not lie.
TikTok is not the meta that it used to be.
Right?
Back when Caso blew up initially and like I started getting traction and jinxing and all these other people.
and all these other people. Yeah, three years ago, it was a lot easier to grow on TikTok.
Now, it's- they're not growing on TikTok.
It was a lot easier to transition an audience by clipping.
Now, it's like oversaturated by a lot of paid Clippers.
That was the point the guy made, and I will agree with him on that.
I think paid Clippers kind of ruined the platform a little bit on Twitter and TikTok,
just because there's like 80 accounts that are just spam posting 15 TikToks, Twitter videos a day of like one person.
So it's kind of like filling the feed and it's like really hard to compete with that.
But it's like, it's still possible, right? Like there's still guys that are growing.
It's not like, it's harder. That's what it is.
It's not, but impossible is like the wrong term that I use because impossible is like, okay, nobody would even be attempting it.
You know like there are newer streamers that have yeah, they're not fucking 30k viewers, but like they're still a thousand viewers
You know they're making fucking money
You know and they're growing like there's some guys that I stream with that are like pop it off now
They're like more new like even some of the OC OC OC se guys
Or OS CS sorry
Like Archie and Yugi like I know they've been streaming for a while
But they're so like fairly new in the sense of like the streaming space peanuts a weird example
Like I don't think you could really use peanut as like
Peanuts like an anomaly, you know
You can't really use him as like oh well peanut blew up like yeah, but that's like one guy, you know
Indicates up to the sub sir. Thank you the three
Hold up.
Zusi, I don't know if I'm soloing Subnautica or not.
I said I'm going to figure that out soon.
I might be soloing it just because I don't think I'm going to want to try and schedule it with other streamers.
I would love to play Subnautica too with other people when it drops,
but I really don't think I'm going to have a day where, like, I think it's just so much easier for me to just rip a solo stream of Subnautica once a week on a random day
day than trying to schedule, you know, a fucking five hour time slot with three people every week
to play Subnautica, like versus me just being like, okay, on a Tuesday, I'm gonna play it, you know.
And then next week, oh, on a Thursday, I play it because it's like, if I play it solo, I'm gonna
play Subnautica release day, Thursday, next day, Tuesday, one day, Saturday, one day, Monday,
One day Wednesday versus being like every Tuesday at 6 EST. We're playing subnautica
It's a lot harder to get streamers to commit to that maybe but I
Haven't decided yet fully but right now. I'm leaning towards soloing it CLR
I think of the three I have two weeks left to school. So fucking by is there any advice?
You can give me to lock in hop off the stream and study lowest
Thank you to three you're gonna join junko's League of Legends journey now
I'm gonna be gone film in that video with Jack
External op a liar G and ghost they give the sub birdie to the thousand but he shot my best round of golf with 87
Francis, they need to put the sub side of the support. Take it to three. What do you think about injectable peptides?
I know nothing about them. Serena and real for the sub diamond booty for the sub CR
Dempsey sugar milk and blade thing of the sub get for the sub cam of the five get this go to think of the five
I'm not sure if you remember the game on that one is the private out from Peter
I'm absolutely good at you sure to play it at some point send it in the game such that Julu think of the three
You always put a smile on my face. Thank you Jackson for the sub area take of the three finished my final exam
Hope it went well long and can't thank you for the sub black and orange even the sub bib and king take it
What's up, Kingwals? Jamie and Dr. Think of the sub.
He asked for the sub X3. Think of the five.
Give this issue for the sub. Wiggle and B.
Jark. Think of the sub. Shoot for the sub.
Garcia, Ock, Austin, Mason for the sub.
Zee, think of the three. E-Basin, Carson, think of the sub.
Zee, think of the thousand. He's playing scratchy scratchy right now.
That's awesome. ETP, think of the sub.
Sixth, think of the thousand. But he's got the 6WU on all-offstream
on a Magle or a Magle.
Vibed, Cobb, think of the sub. Plus for the sub,
Zee, think of the three. Got my pilot's license at 18.
That's awesome. Samuel and Island, think of the sub.
Jumping Antony, thinking of the sub X3, thinking of the sub X3, thinking of the sub X3, thinking of the 3.
Red Bull thinking of the 1000, but he's got two of her favorite games that you played on stream.
I have no idea, I'm here thinking of the sub, maybe Corey.
It was just a cinema experience.
First thinking of the 5, what are your favorite bands, don't really have any.
And also thinking of the sub, Mason, Ebay thinking of the sub.
Lock in, Jax. Lock in.
Off that thing on a moggle, yeah.
Last night, I'll mix the play.
you
Hello as also happy birthday Steve. Mr. Jan, thank you for the thousand bitties.
Do the edible
I was like a red catch thing
Was he like a streamer or something like
But make chunky how many edibles are you redeeming that guy thinking of the sub?
Yo, make chunky. Can I make a deal with you, bro? Can I eat it after we do the the horror game?
Oh, you're so lame
Hold up. Crackly needs me to pick a fucking, Crackly needs me to pick a Fortnite loadout
for him, for a video, and he has to win a game with it.
What should I give him?
Wait, is it my favorite Fortnite loadout or any loadout I want?
He said you could make it super hard.
So it's hard for me to win a game.
Well, I got to give him something that is a weapon.
All gray loot.
I feel like I should give him like one good weapon
and then the rest like coconuts.
What would be a funny,
what would be a funny a flint,
a flint knock pistol and coconuts?
All right, hold up.
Somebody clip this and send it to me
so I can send it to him.
Hey Crackly, I noticed you needed me to give you a loadout and you showed me a list of options and I have chosen for you two flintknock pistols and the rest, coconuts. Good luck.
Could somebody send me that clip?
I feel like that's winnable. Bro, he's so good at the game. He's so good at the game.
He gets two pistols and that's a movement item, a flintknock, his movement item and
a damage item. Is that not good? Two flintknocks? Yeah.
W, W, W, W, thank you, thank you.
Lit knock pistol and coconut.
All right.
I noticed you needed me for you.
Two lit knock pistols and the rest coconuts.
Good luck.
All right, W, W, thank you.
W chat, all right.
Sorry, I forgot to record that and you messaged me.
All right, are we ready?
Oh my god, I have to fucking do that edible.
Loving taking over the five.
He was so big, looked back at our tech talk
and exposed provided a bunch of CP
in search of cat torture videos
the day after buying two kittens.
What the fuck?
How did he even meet him?
Josh taking over the sub,
B branch of that taking over the sub,
Jan taking over the thousand buddies.
I already read that.
Oh my god.
Dude, I saw the other day too.
Um, fucking, JT was talking to Dante's when he was playing League and he said there was
like a popular like League like Challenger that was like talking about bestiality or
some shit and he was like fucking his dog and then got banned or some shit.
Hold up.
Wait, McChunky, do I have to do an edible or can I have a TXT drink?
What do you mean, both?
I'm not doing both.
It's one.
If you redeemed it twice, I'm not doing two.
Which is more weed?
They would be the same, because I would eat half an animal.
My stomach is empty and I'm drinking an energy drink,
so it'd make me more high.
Drink?
Why is it like...
why is the can fucked up it's expired no but why does it look like that you see
how it's all like broken it's like really thin metal too is this safe who
cares who cares who cares chat hold up and the piss mick chunky off
Oh
Those are so fucking good. Oh my god
Ah, chat.
Not sponsored and I'm also not advocating for read usage,
but my God, the black cherry nowadays.
Oh, it's like drinking a cherry Coke.
Another one, I don't have another one.
That was my last one.
They implemented some law in New Jersey
where liquor stores can't sell items over 10 milligrams now.
I walked into the liquor store with a guy,
The guy before a counter, I'm like buying these THC drinks.
He's like, you hear the news?
I'm like, what?
He's like, I can't fucking sell this shit anymore.
I'm like, really?
He said, smoke shops are gonna go out of business.
It's like a primary revenue source for smoke shops
is selling like the THCA shit
And all like edible like full sand gummies that are over 10 milligrams a piece
And he was like all I could sell now is like five milligram cans and 10 milligram cans
But they sell liquor so yeah liquor stores are fine, but smoke shops are fucked cuz smoke shops sell
You know vapes and fucking tobacco products and bongs and shit
But like the primary revenue source for a lot of smoke shops is weed
But like weed loopholes stuff and they can't get they can't sell that shit anymore
Because they're trying to make it the same as medical marijuana because at an actual medical
Like if I go to an actual dispensary all I could buy it like if I'm buying edibles
I might buy a pack that's 100 milligrams total, but every piece is only 10 they can't sell stuff
That's more but like liquor stores used to sell bottles
Like little bottles that were a thousand milligrams
He told me a story. I walk into the liquor store. Hey guys like you want to buy this?
It's this fucking it looks like a five-hour energy. It's like half the size of this gamer saps can code bar by the way
Crutch out good. Um, it's like half the size of this can and
And, um, he goes, he goes, I sold this to a guy.
He goes, if you want cheaper weed, you should buy this.
I'm like, why?
He goes, well, you're getting more for your money because it's like, you know, a pack of those cans might be like 40 bucks.
But like the 1000 milligram thing is like 60 or something.
And he, he said he sold it to a guy and he goes, you know, just be careful.
Like I'm letting you know there's like a lot of servings in this.
The guy goes, oh, OK.
Doesn't see him for like three weeks.
And he said he was a regular customer.
He said three weeks later, his mom comes in and goes,
what did you give to my fucking son?
What did you like crashing out on him?
Apparently, he drank the whole thing in one night.
And it was 1,000 milligrams of THC.
He was high for like four days went to the hospital
I'm like that's not really on you
I'm like I'm just any you sold him that but I'm like you said hey
This is like 50 servings like more like don't but you have to like weigh it out
Like I think the cap was the serving so you do like one cap and it's like 10 or 15 or some shit
And it's like that small, but he drank the whole bottle
I get 175, but I'm saying they don't sell that shit in New Jersey anymore. Oh, they might now but until like a
Certain date and then they can't sell it anymore
Phoenix they give it a two gift that start thinking of the three is you know Terry's you're gonna get to animal abuse
I definitely would be down to
I've done I think I've done animal abuse charity before and wild life conservation ones
What would be more fun a charity basketball game for streamers at like a big arena or a charity golf tournament with streamers?
I'm working on something.
For me, a charity golf tournament.
I'm bad at both, but I think golf would be, you can make, well, okay, here's the thing.
I don't know, it would be depend how you would, how you would mock it up.
Like, do you think golf would be a good idea?
Here's the thing. I don't know it would be depend how you would how you'd mock it up like
Doing a charity doing a charity basketball tournament
You would need more people and that would inherently make it harder
You could do a charity golf tournament with ten streamers
If you did a charity basketball tournament, you would have to have full teams unless you did 3d3s, you know
You could do something like that, but
but
Cherry golf tournament you have a lot more options you could run out the golf course for the day, which would be more expensive
But then you could do some crazy shit, man
They could do some crazy shit
You make it so teams have dedicated tilt-ify pages while they're streaming it and every thousand dollars
They raise they have to like fucking do a punishment of sorts to make their golf game worse
So it's more interactive donation wise than a basketball game would be a basketball game would basically just be a charity tournament
But you're just watching people play basketball
Whereas like golf tournaments you could put good golfers with bad golfers and make fair teams
And as the donations increase for a charity you give certain handicaps
To the people that are worse or better and make it more fair or unfair
And it's more fun, you know, and it's also just better content
That's like golf content for like Bob does sports that shit
That shit channel like churns content like golf content on YouTube is so like not revenue-making as well
But also just like views just because you could do so much more shit with golf then you can with basketball
Jake and pop even the sub content wise
Kayla thinking the three house Daisy good. Has she got a haircut recently slumber and reflex for the sub
Well, maybe like a slight trim, but you're not supposed to shave your dogs. It's just like I know you're because it fucks up their undercoat
So, no, she's fluffy right now
What's your favorite sport? Ah
Track no favorite sport to watch or play two different answers. I don't who cares. We're locking into the game chat
but
First game of the day 36 medicine to strain jeez Shawn reflex for the sub
We gotta at least get dark pals first floor that is this good scratchy scratchy and
maybe
We play a CS as well
Is react stream tomorrow? Yeah early though in a short one and then I'm going for five days
But filming content
I'm launching the game
God, I can't believe I just chugged that fucking five million
You look like John Crandall
John Crandall
Retro rewind he messed it
Retro rewind died chat. Sorry rip. I don't know if you heard the news. We're not fighting anymore
If you were a family member has history of epileptic seizures don't play this game epilepsy warning mods in it
Epilepsy warning epilepsy warning
I know I have viewers with epilepsy
Oh my god, holy cinema, motion blur already defaulted to being off.
Audio device normal, normal, normal, head bob.
Dude, do you want head bob on?
Yeah, I'll turn it down a little bit, but I'll keep head bob on.
Bro, this game looks so high graphics wise.
Look at this shit.
What is this little fluff little fluffy thing looking at me? Zach and Albert the sub Sean for the sub
Chat this is dark pals the first floor lock in
Still a backflip
So they're needing another edible. Yeah, go fist yourself about shit. I'm not eating another one
The first one hasn't even hit.
My God!
What's up with the upwards? Where's that?
Like, going down an elevator.
Oh.
Why is it always in a basement?
Oh, this is the little fucker in the main screen.
What the hell are you?
Aw!
Aw.
It's like a little pea shooter.
Can I shoot him?
Oh my God.
Any paint, shit, purple?
Where'd I put my hand?
Oh, okay.
How am I holding him like this?
Excuse me, sir.
Do you work here?
How did I get down here?
Oh God, is this already?
Oh, I'm an idiot.
Stop singing! I wanna turn on subtitles!
I had to sign a contract. I didn't read the fine print. I wasn't paying attention.
Oh, no, you're about to enter a world of full of new possibilities. Please bring along your favorite toy and obey staff at all times
signed by number 16
No, wait, I don't want to lose that
Onwards this thing makes me feel a lot more safe
Welcome to a world of imagination. A world of hopes and dreams. A place your child will always remember.
They will build, they will climb, they will never stop. Their hopes too high to ever drop.
He does! He went upward! The only way!
He's up! He's up!
OOOH!
Cinema. Holy...
I have no idea how I got here, though. Like, who am I?
Oh, wait. Can I ride this ride?
No way! I can fucking sit on this ride.
I don't know how I get off. There's a little soccer. There's a little soccer showcase there.
A lot of things that we can walk in...
Fuck was that? Fuck was that? Fuck was that? Fuck was that? Can I get off? Can I get off?
Like a huge concrete slab just fell from the sky.
Okay, that was weird.
Pop off now. I want to see what this is over here. This is the thing that fell, right?
Go a popcorn machine with some flies.
Still probably safe to eat.
Knock them down the shooting gallery.
Did I win?
I think I won.
That was the little monster thing from the trailer.
I don't really know where I need to go right now.
I know I'm just at upward.
What is this?
Wanna tour a complete three challenges?
Oh!
Okay, so I fill the green light
as I'm able to fucking complete these little puzzle challenge.
What the fuck was that?
As I complete challenges,
I'm able to unlock a tour of the facility.
This is some sort of fountain. I don't think this means anything.
The soccer one is definitely the other challenge.
Or one of the other challenges.
How the fuck am I supposed to make a goal with the-
Magged.
Holy shit, is XCC in goal?
Huh!
Knees choke. Knees choke. Knees choke.
I'm sorry, I love the XCC.
I didn't mean to be rude there.
That was mean.
Holy ball of knowledge.
No.
Wait, what other challenge can I fucking complete?
Cause that was two.
Where's the other challenge?
So I could get into the tour cause I have two of the three green lights.
Do you think it's this?
Cause this, this challenge is just oddly here.
Like it's not really doing anything.
He's the one replica of John Crandall.
Who is John Crandall?
And why are you saying I look like John Crandall?
Who is John Crandall?
John Crandall, he's not even a famous guy.
He's just like random John Crandall's on Facebook.
That's not even a fucking person.
Who is John Crandall?
Is that a guy?
A Baptist minister from Glauchester, England? Or Glauchester Shire, England? Who's John Prandle?
Like am I falling for a D's nuts joke right now? I don't understand.
Chat, where's the last challenge?
Oh my god, I don't want to get in that fucking flying thing again.
Oh, wait.
Aim as you go upward.
Oh my god, am I supposed to be shooting something?
Oh my god, did I just have to pop through the rooms?
Oh!
Hey, you could have just fucking said so.
I mean, my dumb ass probably should have seen the light, but...
Did I get it?
I think I did it.
Is that it?
Oh, there was balloons over there. I think I just failed.
Did I do it? I didn't do it.
Oh my god, Chap. What do I need to shoot?
Holy aim? No, that was bad aim.
Because I didn't shoot everything I needed to. I don't know what else I need to get rid of though.
Oh! What the fuck?
Oh my god, come on!
One more, one more, one more!
Nooooo!
Wait, I got it.
Is that all of them?
That's all of them, right?
I think that's all of them.
I feel like there's very little direction.
I say is all I have to do is shoot shit.
I need to shoot there's something out it's a puzzle oh my god wait no I think
I just need to shoot all of them turning green as I shoot
We can break through the puzzle to get in.
The first thing that you did say was that it was not a puzzle.
I just had to shoot everything.
What is that?
This place is long abandoned.
Oh, they got a diner here.
Wait, what's this?
I can't tell you from me.
It's like when you're staring at a random dog that could be either grinning at you in an aggressive way or a happy way.
It just dropped, it vomited some sort of energy cell.
Oh my god, I just juiced it up.
Now I'm shooting yellow, now I'm shooting yellow paint.
Do you remember?
Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
Wow, this is actually a really still intact painting.
This dog must be very loved.
I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't very scary though.
They did have big ol' eyes.
Yellow paint's gotta mean something.
You could talk?
I thought...
I fully guessed that, and that was somehow right.
Hello?
So lost as to what's going on.
The graphics are amazing now.
I know that dog may or may not want to kill me.
It did vomit that thing for me though, so it must be friendly.
Unless it's got a bit of a dual personality, one evil, one good.
Should I go down that creepy slide?
I don't know, I thought I would investigate first.
Nothing here.
We're going down the creepy slide.
Please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me.
Oh my god, why am I pushing him first? That's the only weapon I have.
I just sa- I just crushed his body. Oh, never mind.
Full on ass just fell right on top of him, squished him.
We got a shrine to this dog.
It looks like a turnable key.
How do I get over there?
Ooh.
Secret book?
Don't mind if I do.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Is he chasing me?
What the fuck?
Where is he?
Fucking stepping around.
That fat-ass dog is not moving slowly.
RRRRRRRR
Oh my god, he's fucking
salivating.
I can tell you right now, I taste like horse manure.
Oh god, unless he's one of those dogs that eats their own poop, then he would love that.
I don't know where I'm supposed to go.
Should I paint these?
Oh wait, no, I need to go this way.
Oh, but I can't pull that book.
I need to get over there though.
Oh, that's bad. I shouldn't have done that.
I should not have done that.
Oh wait, no, but that opens it up.
That takes-
Please tell me this is not a timed puzzle.
If this is a timed puzzle, this would go very poorly for me.
I need that to open.
How do I get this to open?
Am I dumb?
I need that to be, like, right in there- oh wait, no, no, I could have walked in there
right now.
But it's still closed off.
How do I get in there?
Chat is probably the worst game I could have fucking drank a THC drink before playing.
This is going to be...
Okay, now it's open.
Now I could walk through there.
Holy goad it, holy goad it, holy goad it.
I'm a fucking genius.
Wait, quick, five head in the chat.
I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
Oh wait, I think she's just pissed on her stuff.
Maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.
Don't really know what the key's for. What am I supposed to do with the fucking key?
What am I- does this motherfucker chase me?
I have to leave him. I don't want to leave him. I can only hold the key or him.
It's John Crandall.
It's John Crandall being tarnated!
John Crandall in the flesh!
Please!
Don't do- he follows me around?
Oh my god, he actually is chasing me. Look at him.
Oh, he's just waddling. He got stuck.
Are you okay, buddy?
No.
Alright, come on. We gotta find a way out of here.
I think- I think- No, I can't go through there.
Is this the play?
I think I need to shoot this painting here.
What do you need?
Uh-uh, what are you, out of fucking goop?
It's fucking jackass.
I mean, what?
It's the wrong color paint.
He's blue.
Did you suck up this blue paint?
you're pissing me to fuck off there's another painting over there too I'm
gonna need to get paint somehow I want to push it this way that's good that is
that red paint what about this buddy key spray this shit okay well you're
useless piece of shit then I mean oh my god oh wait how do I get over there is the dog
gonna attack me again if I do this I don't understand why the dog wants to
Kill me though if you help me the first time.
Oh, it doesn't make sense.
Beautiful job there, Squirt.
Now he is the red one.
AHHHHH!
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
We're- I'm just- I'm just solving the puzzles that you gave-
Hey, you started the puzzle thing!
You gave me the first- You gave me the first yellow thing, I'm just trying to help you out there, bud.
There we go. Get me the fuck out of here. What is this room?
Please be seated. The movie will start soon.
Like a free movie? I gotta go in the back. But I can't go in the back. I gotta sit in
the middle. Right. That's all I said.
Welcome to Upward, where the only way is up.
We offer a new hope for children who want to live a better life.
Upward's a place where they become the best versions of themselves.
It's a place of hopes and dreams.
A place your child will always remember.
That's John Crandall's grandson.
No, wouldn't that be John Crandall?
Can we stop with the John Crandall shit?
As John Crandall is either not a real person or
Some random relative of a guy in my chat that keeps saying I look like him. All right. No who knows who's John Crandall?
We're done with that. All right
That that's the owner of you're ruining the story. That's the owner of Upward
The owner of Upward is they got wait that things a lot
Oh god, was that like a kid's soul?
Oh my god, is this just- is this poppy playtime?
In terms of like, kids come here to have fun and they end up getting trapped inside of
like an animatronics body or something.
Oh fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
I don't know what is in this room.
Excuse me, how is he on the screen?
All right.
Dude!
How the fuck do I get out of film reel?
Hold on, I already feel so bad I dropped.
Oh my God, no, he's in the boob.
Look at him, he's drowning!
Are you okay?
I think I just killed him.
Oh, God.
What do I just pick up?
I thought I had placed this here.
That owl is creepily staring at me.
What?
Like, what is that?
What is that?
Hi there, colleagues.
Today's training covers how to monitor and correct subject-storing re-education.
A crucial lesson.
Now, first things first.
It's of utmost importance that children are properly seated
and restraint
the last thing we want
is those pesky little thinkers
regular free mid-session and having to send
binky out for a fight
yo
or we can engage the rest of us
what?
we need to make sure we place the right wheels
in the right projector slots
okay
we'll have to date the sign of documentation wheeling
we'll have to get right into the top slots
next
always make sure there's an empty wheel
at the bottom slot.
Four minutes to go somewhere, doesn't it?
With that sorted, engage the restraint lever,
and press play.
That's it.
Come here. Your only job is to observe
and keep those eyes open for any patients
sowing signs of, um...
non-compliance.
And if you spot any unwanted behavior,
would they like torturing children?
I don't...
I think it's like brainwashing everybody I think it's like brainwalk happy
brainwashing yeah they're getting likes because they get strapped down they're
forced to watch these videos ever and ever again I don't know where the film
Where's the film reel is?
Oh, that's the restraint button.
Where's the film reel?
Chat, y'all know where the film reel is?
I need to find where to put this.
Well, it has to be back here
because this is what's gonna project.
This machine here, yeah, oh my god.
Well, he said the empty, I need an empty real bottom.
Is it ready?
And then I just pull the button.
please be seated the movie will start soon
what the fuck just happened did I just get like men in black mind wiped you
over the kids chewing their chairs. Yo, where is my Goop monster? I need that guy on my
team. Alright, he's alive. Good shit. Makes me feel safer. I'll sit down. Probably pick
the worst chair. Awesome. Totally awesome.
to your new purpose. Upward is not a choice. It's a solution. You are not broken. You are
incomplete. Compliance is comfort. Resistance is inefficient. Every action will be observed.
Every thought will be analyzed. And every response will be corrected. You will learn
to play our way. What is that noise? You will learn to love. You will perform.
Submit and for. No, that wasn't my little guy. You think my little guy was crying at
that oh my god is he one of them oh I'm definitely getting chased here I have
played enough I played enough of these fucking animatronic horror games to know
that I am one hundred something is bursting out of a wall and fucking
killing me I gotta go right I think I I think I might have been this way though
Oh my god, wait.
Submit, consume, conform.
Wait, wait, is it submit, consume, conform, perform?
So it should be blue.
blue, yellow, red, green.
We're gonna need to know that.
Blue, red, yellow, green.
Blue, red, yellow, green, and then something.
Jesus Christ, stop, don't do this.
I am friend.
Well, we really need to work on that, Jack,
ass is grammar, because he really fucked up that sentence.
I am friend, okay, E.T.
Jesus.
Blue, yellow, red, green, blue, yellow, red, green.
Oh my god stop I can't not actually can't see these games
I lost two birds I lost two birds I lost two birds
I lost two birds, I lost two birds
Come on his nose
green circle yellow square
Oh my god can we submit conform consume oh okay no it's green then this then then
Wait, what does it perform?
Perform is a green circle, but there are no green circles. It's gotta be this one.
Oh my god, is he my friend now? Stop!
Oh my god, look at him. He just had a toothache.
You're gonna have nasal problems when you're older yes you are you're gonna have to go to the vet's office because you're not going to be able to breathe because it looks like your nose got it with a hammer.
Yes, you are. You're gonna have to go to that's office because you're not gonna be able to breathe because it looks like your nose got it with a hammer
Well, we really helped him out
What about that other guy we saw in the beginning though?
What's like the mouth where his stomach would be?
Goober oh
My god, goober. I'll tell you got curbsop there, buddy. Sorry
I'm not gonna lie, I also really have to kill him.
I might run to the bathroom in the corner here so I don't die.
Hold it on 30 seconds.
I don't know what to do with it.
What did somebody just fucking redeem push up three fun that shit?
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're
Do I need that I see one of these are one of these red things that I give goober I'm gonna need that
I'm gonna need that in some way oh my god there's a map wait when we gather my
surroundings chat am I crazy or am I getting like really good at these puzzles
I really don't like this bench area what the fuck was that other tape all right
We just got one empty, we got one empty thing
that could fill with paint.
So I'm gonna need that.
Holy no fucking bath stall on the toilet.
Wow, what is this area?
Oh my, filling it with paint?
That's kind of disgusting, are they showering in paint?
Dog needs belly rubs.
You didn't wash your hands while IRL are in-game.
Wait, where is an empty painting?
Or can I just hit this?
What?
Am I getting? Am I getting something out of this one?
Holy game chat.
Oh my god.
Wait.
What?
Oh my god.
I
What do you mean that guy's blue
So that unlocks that what a cool mini game I
Need to spray this blue shit somewhere, right?
Yeah, just read in a blue dragon, where is the blue dragon this is clearly the red one
But I can't swap this canister out.
Oh.
Duh.
Okay, I hear children screaming.
TEN THE GATE'S OPEN!
I have arrived!
Okay.
Stay ready, Goobert.
If I have to throw you inside of his mouth hole, I apologize.
I don't know where the sky is.
Dragon's Lair and Moon Tower, Mark Orr.
Child's Soul, Mark Orr.
Just saved him.
Mark Orr back.
Mark Orr forward.
Easy.
I'm going to.
Dude, the music in this game is actually awesome.
Where am I supposed to go?
Oh my god, I don't fucking fell.
Do I have to redo all of that?
Oh my god, I have to redo all of that.
All right, speedrun.
You have to paint the dragon. I don't need to paint the dragon. I need a parkour to the other area. Easy.
Full sprint.
CS jump.
I gotta get over there.
Full jump.
Oh my god, barely made it.
Wait, I could just jump across right here.
That was the problem.
There we go.
Where is this supposed to be taking me?
Not right.
Left?
Yep.
The lantern?
No.
I feel like I'm just doing a big circle.
Oh no, I'll be able to go over the castle this way.
This is perfect.
Tell me that dinosaur comes to life.
And he's also my friend.
Beware of other half.
other half. You think I jump on this turtle?
Why'd I do that? Facility Upward Year of Construction 1980. I just fucked up the
map. Let's paint it all purple. Oh boy, another collectible.
You know what you're here for?
Don't you beat Binky!
To open up and conform!
Stop that!
I think Binky can split into two, because the top part of him right there looked like
that beware sign.
That's locked.
I thought somebody was opening that. It was me.
Holy Ford acting?
Lucky, sure.
Kind of.
Brother, keep in mind this is like a $6 game. This is like...
What do you want me to do please don't eat me holy shit oh my god he just gave me the
the finger guns. Wait, that means me and him are chill. Oh, again? One more there, Binky.
Scumpo from his eyes couch out. Am I supposed to be following you? What now, Binky? Oh,
He wants me to go to bed.
Can you pick me up?
Is that his heart? I don't know, I thought I heard him.
Awesome!
You'll be sucking himself!
Wait, what am I supposed to be doing right now?
I don't understand.
Am I supposed to be waiting?
Can I have to listen to that all night?
Fly on Binky while sleeping.
Binky a freak.
Binky a little weird.
I'm kind of nervous he's just gonna randomly chase me though.
Do I have to go in there?
It's a little play palace.
Oh my god, wait to your food, did I get something?
Did I get something?
Guess not.
I'm not going to lie chat.
The puzzles in this game are fire.
They're easy enough for my P-brain to understand them,
yet also somewhat unique.
I used to make omelettes, but today we
make a very special cookie.
It's in a monster cookie.
You can sing along and hope we don't get it wrong.
Remember, remember, remember.
I'm going to beat you down.
I am a familiar man.
How does omelette man bake cookies like nobody else?
Three ingredients.
Oh, it's Binky!
Wait, Binky's kinda hitting that shit.
I think she's gonna be good here.
Wait, am I just makin' a cake for you, Binky?
Wait, this is actually kinda hidden. Where do I know what I need to get?
What's up, Binky?
I'm coming.
Wait, I should or shouldn't grab these?
Base pepper.
Wait, this is gonna be a cookie with these ingredients?
What's that?
You made it wrong?
Wait, where'd bakey go?
I think I did spuck this up, because there's a bunch of ingredients out here.
There's to be a way that I could bake it out here and see what it is. Veggie cookies?
Wait, am I supposed to submit it somewhere?
I haven't been up here yet.
Nothing out of here.
Yo, am I crazy or that kid actually looks demented?
Oh my god, do you think the cookies have drugs in them?
Oh
I gotta make this fucking cookie
Yeah, I need to use eyeballs and fucking snot and whatever the other shit was in their worms
All right, I'm kind of over the oblin man's song.
It's good for the first three, four times,
but like, it's getting a little old.
It's getting a little old.
Okay, you dig your cookie.
I get it.
And it's back, and it's back.
It's in again.
L-l-l-l-la-la
Alright I know we need this
and then this
but then where do I bring this?
How would I put it in here?
No
What the fuck do I do with these?
Can I make it here?
Where do I bring it back? I think I have to bring it back.
Put it in the oven, but where?
Alright in here?
What the fuck did I do? What the fuck did I do? I thought I did it right, Pinky!
What do you mean?
Oh my god!
Do I just have to do the regular pepper shit?
Oh my god, what is this?
Oh my god wait, and I'm supposed to figure out what puzzle it is?
I have to watch the video.
I'm an idiot.
No, but that's an S. So I don't want blueberries, chocolate, and broccoli, that's wrong.
La la la la la, he begs
Hey, that's me, it's a boneless man
He begs cookies like nobody can
Hey, that's me, it's a boneless man
He begs cookies like nobody can
What are the fucking ingredients?
I have a cookie I baked last night
Just get all the ingredients right
I have some fruits and sweetness as well
Make it right and you won't swell
La, la, la, la, la, la.
She don't show it the ingredients!
He gets,aus deg Lo u la, la, la, la, la.
Wait, How do you eat that?
Ohhh, an statue like a happy girl.
He gets, Hey, It's me, Ésob families, Man,
He begs to do-
He begs cookies like nobody come.
i am a cookies I baked last night.
Wow!
The chocolate kid, I am so lost here!
There's so many ingredients.
Killing Blue?
Try our berry special!
So am I supposed to do these three things?
The Grillo's holding a banana, she's holding blueberries.
And then what is he holding?
Where's the fucking cracked out kid?
What's the crack kid holding?
But like white chocolate
He gets
Is that white chocolate I need a pop it
Y'all know where white chocolate is
It's going to be a ride.
I have some fruits, and sweetness as well.
Make it right, and you won't smile.
Upstairs?
That was actually just a chocolate pan upstairs.
La la la la.
A chocolate bag.
He gets.
Hey, it's me at summer last night.
Oh my god, literally right here.
White chocolate.
Hey, it's me at summer last night.
What's my next name in high school?
That's an absolute lie it wasn't it was crimson chin
That's an absolute lie that would be a bad-ass second name
That's gotta be free green dude, I played that perfectly. Thank you. Thank you. What I think you know what I think you
You want me to mix it oh, I don't have my fucking
You come here son of a-
Ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Huh!
Now what, Pinkie?
Sign it to me.
How you want me to shoot this?
Eh?!
Ah!
He got a little mad there.
Why'd he get mad?
Oh my god, what do you mean?
Jesus!
Oh my god, wait, two halves!
Binky's nice?
The stomach fucker's not.
Oh, that had roof and all in it, and I'm out, and I'm out, okay, it's a drunken one.
Oh, nope, it had acid in it, and I'm tripping balls, and I'm tripping balls.
This is good. At least I got goopy with me though, or gooper.
I'm stuck.
Biggie, please! Biggie, please!
Biggie, please, resist him!
Resist him, Biggie!
Wait!
Biggie, you're supposed to be in the-
It's not it's not weird biggie's shoving his bank in the other guys mouth so he don't eat people
What the fuck?
Take him away!
What the fuck?
We did wrong way!
It was all passed?
Pinky wrong, bloth!
You guys are way too serious.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
You guys are too serious.
Remember we got that right on the top.
I am gonna stop.
I am gonna hold.
There will be more I am gonna stop.
What happened?
Look dead?
Look dead.
Bro, I must be blind.
I am not seeing a best.
I'm just trying to track me that whole damn time, too. Let's go.
Cover that door.
Cover the back. Cover the back. Cover the back.
Cover the back. Cover the back. Cover the back. Cover the back.
Cover the back. Cover the back. Cover the back.
Oh my God, I'm just yelling in the back.
Oh my God, if I go to sleep, he can't hurt me.
Bro, it actually gave me the answer the third time.
Wait, that's actually fire? Because if I was playing this alone, I'd definitely have to.
I was going to keep making me eat these cookies, why does that have eyes?
Yeah this whole game feels like an assit trap.
Why do I have an actual cookie chasing you?
Submit.
Conform.
Change skin.
Before.
Banana blueberry white chocolate oatmeal cookies.
He's not going to himself down.
Stop saying that what do you mean stop it that's it's literally what he's doing
Oh, that's a really weird dream that was that actually
I know resisted you big dog. I mean talk about week powder
Yeah, your big ass ain't making that jump.
Yo mama's got back, she's got her own gravitational pull, Piggies!
That's the system, that's the lock.
Jumping into the hole.
Oh hell no, what is this lock?
Why is he crying?
What is this?
I swear I saw something shining there. Yo, we lost Gooper. We lost Gooper.
I still don't know where he is.
Is this where I went to bed?
I don't think so.
How about I go up here now?
Uh, especially over the three, I was wondering for some advice.
I'm a girl in high school and I want to ask this guy out,
but he's a sporty, popular kid where I'm one of the people
that hang out in the library after my knee injury five years ago.
Well, I'm faking for the sub.
Just ask him out.
I think people I think you would fail to realize that like if you were to ask a guy out as a woman
I would say there's like a 95% chance he says yes
Like I know there's chance he says no, but I'm just being real like if you're a woman and you ask a guy out like there's
There's probably a fairly high chance
He's gonna go. Oh my god. What?
I
Don't know what advice I could give you you know I mean I don't know if you'd like talk to a bunch
Maybe find some common ground and then just ask him out
Bosnian Omega
Kilo Timmy false Alex and cap thinking of the sub ad Jax are thinking of the three one of you if you pay your mods in Bart
Box, I do not but they do rug pool predictions
ZX thank you for the sub camo take it with a five these cameras wondering how do you deal with depression anxiety as a teenager?
I know it's a case, but I'm genuinely struggling with my life. Um
Well, if it's like that serious, I would obviously say like therapy could help, you know, some sort of like guidance counseling, but if it's just like anxiety in the situation, if it's genetic anxiety, you could go to like a psychiatrist, right, get anxiety meds.
But if it's just like, oh, you're anxious and depressed
right now in a situational basis,
then I would say maybe that's something
where you have to do a lot of self-reflection,
see what you're able to change to help
de-stress your life in that sense,
and also make you feel more assured
so you're not as anxious of the future.
But I don't know how you would do that specifically.
Pigeon, think of the sub, Camilla, think of the three.
Fancy and Ciel, think of the sub.
Coco, Zine, James, and Slumber, think of the sub.
Okay, let's take you to the three.
Hans for the sub, Abby's for the three.
It's my boyfriend's birthday tomorrow.
Happy birthday, Chris.
S.N. and Wong take you to the sub.
It's called you for the sub.
Chat lock-in.
Big man, take you to the three.
Me and my friend are both sitting in the room
watching your stream.
You can say, well, it's up to CJ.
Well, it's up to CJ.
All right, you're locked in.
We talk about the red and blue button shit.
Are you talking about that fucking Twitter
Where it's like if 50% of people press everybody has to press red or blue if more than 50% of people press blue
Everybody lives if less than 50% of people press blue then only red lives if you don't press red
You're an idiot you are an idiot because logically everyone should just press red because you press red you live
100% of the time if you press blue
If you press blue, you're potentially risking the fact that you'll die.
And some people will say, well, Joe, I should press blue because there's some idiots in
the world that are going to press blue and I'm doing a moral good by pressing blue.
Over half the world ain't doing that shit, but 8 billion people, you're dying for no
reason.
You are throwing yourself on to your grenade when nobody else is in the distance.
You are killing yourself for no reason because over 50% of the people are not pressing blue.
should press red if you don't you're dead and you're not saving anyone's life
that's my thing that's a terrible thing
I'm sorry hold up I'm getting chased right now
Oh fuck.
I think he ain't got that 40 in him.
I think he ain't got the Goopy!
Goopy!
Oh, man.
Wow, his big ass almost fell in my head.
Oh!
I knew you'd defend me.
I knew you'd defend me like that.
You little little little little little little little little
wait, behind you!
You too, don't you?
Don't you look!
I gotta help him.
No!
What?
My god, it's easy!
Yo, there's gotta be a way I can save him now, right?
Shoot the body in the middle?
Oh my god, that's a huge dog hammer.
Oh, where?
No where.
Yo, I'm actually shook up.
I'm actually no cop, am I not?
Sit down!
It's too late, I gotta go instantly.
Okay.
Get down, get down, get down, get down.
Oh my god right there! Yo we got it on! I got it just that time! I got it just that time! I'm so dead ass. I'm so dead ass. Like I can-
Okay okay last time last time you suck. I'm I literally I brought I literally
could not fucking find it! I could not fucking find it! I was like why is this
You're just blocking me off.
Alright, I'll do the crack. I'll do the crack.
I'm instantly running.
Instantly running.
This person is Marlin planning stuff.
Alright, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
Sorry, fucking traffic.
What the hell?
What the fuck does that do?
You 16?
You know what?
No, you still killin' the dog anyway!
What? I thought I'd be able to save the dog!
Get the money!
Wait, I'll get stuck to the side!
Oh no!
Oh, it's butt stuck!
Oh shit, those biggies stuck!
Welcome to the second floor, kids.
Are you ready?
Just a minute.
What?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. Chat that game was actually good. Like, I know... wait, continue?
Is there is there a second chapter out now?
No, it's the end of that
Okay, dude what is chapter two coming out?
I will say the lore of that game was like very like they threw you into it
But that was just that was just a fun fucking game
Do the characters didn't speak but they were like funny the graphics were really cool the puzzles were good
Like that was a good game
Like that was the same it wasn't as in depth
But it was the same like vibe as like playing poppy play time for the first time like that was a good
Like I enjoyed that like I was like oh I play that I like again like the second chapter
Oh my god first floor dark pals four days ago by skunks games damn dude I hope
they post that second chapter in like a few months I hope it's not like a year
you know like most fucking chapter games like that's like next year universal
for the sub Kings pack thank you for the five gift it's proof of the sub
He's not in most of my classes, I barely know him as a friend, especially if he was a great, came out more judgmental.
Plus, I don't think his other relationships have ended well, should I wait to get through this?
Well, if he seems like a shitty boyfriend, I don't know.
I would say maybe get to know him more individually before you decide you even want to bring him out on a date, you know?
Like, your base description of him seems like he might not even be, like, nice as a person, you know what I mean?
Beside and what and you have this up big to the three
Remember for both sitting is really already with that pro thinking this up. Yo, I gotta piss again
And then we're gonna hop into debt is this cow?
That was a good game though
Let me know when the when the second chapter comes out
Off-white yo, come me down. Hold up. I gotta change the song
Yeah, we down
hold up
Thank you.
Sorry, my editor sent me a video on fucking six thumbnails and I had to respond to them
because I need to have these uploaded so I can post them while I'm filming with Jack.
I'm not trying to delay stream, it's just like, if I don't have these, then I'm behind.
And I won't have the videos I need to post. Hold up. Okay. Now we're good. Give me like 30 more seconds.
I
Do this is like a top three type of music genuinely
The fucking the vibey ass like retro
Store music shit. Oh my god
hold up okay
oh I literally need to get this done right now I'm sorry
Okay, now we're good. Now we're good. Now we're good. All right. That was the WD Game Chat. Now we are hopping into Nick Scrubbin. Thank you for the 25 fucking giftids.
Thanks to him. If you got a seven, thank you for the 25 giftids. You motherfucking goat. Thank you for the fucking subs.
SD, thank you for the three. Smile. You're gonna get wrinkles faster. Actually, thank you for the thousand buddies. Do you like the Marias? What do you mean?
I think of the sudden a thing of the three the other day somebody went to a party one of my friends was the DD and ditched us
Hang out with the girl thoughts. That's fucked up
Shea and time time say think of the sub powder and obon take it for the sub shutter and King think of the five gets its bro
Kaylee obonny think of the sub universal think of the sub as well chats lock in
Next game we are playing is called dead as disco
Dead as disco we are not playing retro rewind again
My apologies, if you did not see this, we are not playing Retro Rewind anymore.
That game is done, we're playing Scritchy Scratchy after Dead as Disco.
I had one more YouTube video for Retro Rewind and then it is done.
Subnautica 2 is dropping soon.
Direct to 8021, I'm back as well.
We ain't got time to do another 9 hours of fucking Retro Rewind.
So be taking the 5 gifted Chocos and stuff.
You know, should I have copyrighted music on for this game?
It's like a dance fighting game and I feel like I need copyrighted music on.
I know it'll like make the whole YouTube video demonetize, but like, for us to play this
game, I feel like it's gonna be a way better experience if stream safe mode is off so we're
We're not just playing with like fucking, I don't know, low-fi non-copyright shit.
I feel like I do need to turn the music down a little bit though.
Oh, wow.
Alright.
New game.
I have not played that one.
Not everyone can say this, though.
First, you gotta have something to devil won'ts.
Mmm
Bit of an extreme quote launching into this game is it is this game that serious pre-played now
I was making sure that the setting for right and I had a load in this is as far as I got
One soul for one night. Oh my god. Is this like a trial for me to prove that my soul's worthy for the devil?
Doing a little disco party
Should I play controller or keyboard? I feel like I feel like keyboard
keyboard gamer. I don't know if this is like a controller made game now. Hold up. All right,
yeah, throw it in some only checks like somehow turning back. Oh my gosh. What is this?
But like this chatter spamming also hold up.
Okay.
All right, lock in.
All right, yeah, but keep it in sub only.
Chat was like spamming for a little bit there.
We'll take it out in a minute.
Talks like they gave it to us, but he's taking it for a bandy yesterday.
No problem.
Locks you for the sub table.
Take it for the three.
You should listen.
I'm not listening to a song right now.
Let's all be taking it for the five gift hits.
All right, lock in.
Get his disco.
What?
I just have to wake my heart?
I'll put on this hardcore glasses.
Maybe some Fortnite ass dancing this right now.
That I'm controlling this fully, by the way.
It's definitely not a cutscene.
SELEGIONS IS BACK!
Oh.
I gotta move my facecam down.
I don't know they got voice acting in this game.
The legend is back.
Am I the legend?
I have to die so I can be in a dance competition?
Oh my god there's a move list.
Movement E finisher takedown.
I hope it just teaches me again.
Must have been a hell of a gig.
Cuz I don't remember a thing.
Well, let's hope you still have some muscle memory.
Wait, what?
Wait, what's that font? What do you mean?
That's as not good as those famous reflexes.
I'm sorry. Death?
Yeah, why else would you be talking to a fucking scowl?
I've been to some wild parties here.
Oh yeah, now the skin's gonna be actually fire.
No, the skin's gonna be actually fire. The fucking combos with the beat.
Actually attacks what to be holy fuck
The after party. They weren't like friends.
Oh yeah? And now they are the main titles.
Wait, what is this story? I'm trying to learn how to fucking play right now.
I'm like a guy that's a pro dancer and I died and I have to fight these fucking demons in the
underworld and a German man is talking to me. No, but this is actually crazy. This is like a
a full-on fighting game. Like I keep counters straight. What it fights with the beat of the music.
to take down how did I just perform that oh I do more damage if I had a counter on
I
You know that's actually so sick they're able to code the game so you attack for the beat. Oh
My god, I hope they don't have like some shit-ass licensed music dead alone and broke
Am I missing anything
Talk about an absolute mauger, totally sexy.
9 out of 10 men with crazy dance moves and shredded jersey short abs.
Oh, yeah, just a proper introduction.
I am Vice.
Here to make sure the contract is appell to the letter.
One soul for one night.
No refunds.
They always want refunds.
I guess every comeback does need a manager.
What is one soul for one night?
Tonight you can take back what's yours your songs your fans
Your power
So then will they let me first?
Wait, why am I fighting like certain like bosses?
Dex the on-core hemlock infinite disco Aurora
profit and these two are lost
And I have a skill tree is the music is the audio good by the way or no
The birthplace of Dennis disco
But at least I'm wife in it trust me. It'll fill up harmony paid for the reunion that's with a gag
It's all you name their choice. What the fuck is this? I was just trying to check my settings and I was supposed to go fight somebody
Now I'm just like walking around
Game music can be a little bit louder. It's a part of the game
Yeah, but like for right now, I think it should be I think it's fine at the audio that it is
Should be me taking the house buddy Julian pick up the five gift
It's why I can't power up the sink of the sub random cargo Matt Mattis
Sticks sticks there's no way hey old man this place has seen better days
The cat who used to clean this place ain't been around in a long time.
Yeah, I'd say it's been about ten years.
Doubt they'd come around here anymore, and if they did, I'd put them to work.
Never could mop a floor worth a damn, though.
I see it hasn't been kind to you either.
Maybe I can help fix the place up for you.
bitch I am giving you my fucking credits what I just got here I don't know
who you are Charlie I got paid for a lot of what wait actually I'm kind of
making a turbo man cave is that worth it all right we'll have to catch sure give
you a little disco rug as well where is that I just paid for it that I just get
can you sit there thinking very sitting I just bought it fuck inspect why am I
inspecting a couch not understanding that part of the game
where do I go fucking fight people to the death I wanted to go fight someone
I tabbed out by accident I also run like I'm in a slow-mo fucking Baywatch movie
You see this shit? I'm actually sprinting so slow
I'm in like an active aura at it
We're gonna like fucking fight someone. Oh probably exit
That would make the most sense. Oh, yeah, that's a fight. What is this? Can I change my fit?
Bro, I just wasted 900 credits on that when I could have had these cool fuckin' Rax-backs.
Are you seeing this?
Holy aura, Michael Jackson fit.
Flare up, wait.
I don't have enough fans.
Oh my god, I just spent fans.
You earn fans by winning?
Hold on, we gotta win a match or two.
This is what I wanted to see, the skill tree.
Bro you could pay for better skills with credits and I bought a couch and a rug for the bartender
Increase max health reduces fever drain increase max meter by one fever bar
Gain a range of attack press one press the throat one drum second an enemy from the distance
Bro, all right, well, we gotta go,
we gotta go level slack here.
Who should we play?
I feel like I need somebody easy off Rip.
I think Hemlock looks like he is 10 out of 10 S plus
to your boss.
Dex looks pretty hard.
Aurora looks pretty hard.
Infinite disco.
Honestly, Dex is probably the easiest.
Tecats and machine for town.
Okay, his nickname's the machine.
I'm not really a fan of that.
He might be pretty hard.
Maybe took his stage name a little too seriously.
When I knew him, he swore he'd never touch body mods.
All right, I got his voice down.
The mods.
Zivaya, Zedrus.
Oh, Zivaya.
A whole kitten kaboodle.
A whole kitten kaboodle, yeah?
Wow.
This voice guy is pretty interesting.
He never was the type to settle for second best.
His perfectionism definitely got out of control, and not in a yay party kind of way.
And what did it cost him?
It exchanged for Zemard's harmony, makes him play endlessly.
What? So he got those body mods, but now he's like infinitely trapped in hell?
Hooked up? Was the city's reactor?
Oh my god.
Maybe I can convince him to unplug.
Holy shit.
I can't play hard, I gotta play at least normal, bruh.
Charlie this game be nice to see you're on time for once. Oh, this guy's a chud
Nice little pencil me in you think you can challenge me. Yeah, I think I'm gonna cross your dick head ass
What's left of you anyway enough? I am ten times the musician you ever were
Down it one predictions. I win this that one strict and snap for the subs of media day to pay you the fine
I was at the gym, when you started I'm glad I was able to catch stream, VegotsY, DSDatech,
thank you for the subject.
What's your BB for the fog?
Take your out of the sub only as well, lock it.
You still don't get it, it was never about being the best.
No, you don't get it, don't you see?
Perfection is pain.
Wow.
Here, let me show you.
Buddy, you're about to get one tried.
Raise yourself for defeat!
Take myself for defeat, you fucking media!
Bye!
Oh my god, the movement capability is actually crazy.
Holy shit!
This is like that, in like Miles Morales, the better.
Oh my god, bro, the music with it.
We actually just got hit.
Who the fuck hit me?
Oh
We wait let me cook
Wow
Oh
Together
Wait, I actually don't even think they hit me that time.
Okay, I can't fall off. I'll just get there if I drop that stuff.
It won't let me see camera angles making me fight like this.
Ow! Holy shit, wait, I almost stopped.
I
Mean two hearts, I mean two fucking hearts
hit him an excursion dodge dash fucking hell I got one heart I have one
heart I have one heart I have one heart
16,000
restart
16,000
No, that was a loss.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Reset, reset, reset, reset.
I'll win this. I'll win this.
I'll win this.
Alright, now I'm blocked.
Now I'm blocked.
God, I will not lose. I will not lose, trust me.
Dude, the fucking, the fucking Sora you feel,
make you break a combo, and dodge simultaneously.
Can I get an axe of you?
Oh, you fucker!
There's a free heart over there.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Got the heart.
Oh my god, that's the heart.
Execute.
Oh my god.
Easy.
Almost have another execute here.
I think I go down now, right?
enough playing let's go on let's fucking go
it gets way harder here
there's so many more people
No, don't hit me!
Oh my god, oh no, I knew that shit was gonna hit!
Hold on, I need to grab that.
No, no, no, no, I'm dead.
Okay, this is where we died.
Dude.
Hit his big ass.
Dude, I blocked that.
I blocked that.
I'm actually gonna get pissed off I'm actually gonna piss the fuck off I'm gonna piss the fuck off killin
give me another heart please no no no no oh my God oh my God oh my God
I can't beautiful
No
To this is hard as shit
This is hard as shit restart
I'm not losing
I think I gotta save my fucking alt bar for that part
I can use some of it now.
Dude, I'm blocking that.
Actually, wanna get the heart.
Use execute.
Dodge.
Dodge again.
Beautiful finisher.
I'm locked now. I'm actually fucking locked now.
OOOH!
Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.
No, I'm actually locked in.
NO!
I was looking at that
They would suck fucking milk
One guy. Oh my god, he just fell over.
One through the head! One through the head!
I think I get one more hard kill.
All right, this is where I usually lose like two arcs. So I need to focus.
Okay, I think we're good. I actually think we're good
Got that over
Execute oh my god easy execute holy shit. I gotta actually the big guy. It's just pretty wild
What is this anime ass?
Oh my god, I have to fight him now.
Oh my god, he is not even close to being wild.
Like am I doing damage?
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait!
EEEE!
I think he's only a third down.
Uh, what's up, you boss?
You should've hit it like that.
Oh wait, those damage him when he shoots me like that?
Uh, huh.
Get that hammer!
I had to fight all the guys the same time.
What?
He re-nut his cock.
He re-nut his...
...exactly...
...fuck!
Catch!
Hit'em!
What the fuck?!
Now, duck.
now thatís how it works
now it hurts
I canít miss
DUDGE IT!
you stupid fuck
oh my god I am going to die
GO GO GO GO
Fuck this!
I have to flawless, bro please!
Bro please!
Stop!
Go go go go go go go go!
I can't miss the fucking dude if the the mines coming from the air are the most
annoying thing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
only there's a checkpoint
oh thank fuck I was gonna say if I had to feel that stupid shit in the beginning
I
There we go
This next part is what's terrible
and then he's gonna spawn a stupid fucking minion, dude.
Dodge, dodge, dodge.
Alright, I'm winning this time.
I got enough health to kill.
I just can't get hit by... like, committing to you like that is like rare.
I feel like he's always doing some crazy shit and I thought I'd switch my ass.
It's not like, like these? I get rarely hit from.
It's when he throws down those like meteors. They do so much damage.
I
Was just gonna have my f-charge for that because it cost him out of that
Did I tell you they're giving me way more hearts
No, oh my god
Because I'll actively be fighting one of them that's in that hole.
Perfect team.
A giant. A giant.
Got that heart.
No! Oh my god, no!
Seat prone.
That looks annoying as fuck.
Oh my god, he hit me again.
You're joking.
I'm fighting these two good fucks here, Joe.
Can they get the fuck out of here?
Charging up!
Charging up like you're some anime character, bitch.
You can't fuck who goes and I have one heart.
I have one heart.
I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, I got an easy tap there and I'm stuck.
Go do this!
Oh my god!
That was a checkpoint, that was a checkpoint.
That was a checkpoint, I knew it was a checkpoint.
Perfect!
It wasn't a checkpoint. It wasn't a checkpoint. It was down a checkpoint. It was not a checkpoint.
It was not a checkpoint.
I have to pull- I have to pull-fight him here.
Alright. Now I'm actually- I'm actually full zone. Third try is a shot.
I never lose here
Dude it's just fucking ability cancels him it doesn't even do that much damage
Parts still there too
Use that later. He's about to spawn his minion
I
Beautiful fucking beautiful full hearts here full hearts here and an extra
This is just the worst part coming up
This is 100% of the time the one
Why won't you die?
Terrible need by him. Terrible need by him.
That's a pretty low for me. Thank you for that hit.
Thank you for that easy ass hit. I appreciate it.
I know how to dodge out of there now I won't fight too long out that was the mistake I
I was making this easy, fucking easy, break him out of it again, how did that hit me?
I'm dodging there. I think I need to back up. Like, it's not even just like, oh, I can
like, bury that. I need to be easy. See, I need to get out of there. I'm throwing. I'm
actually throwing. I was flawlessly going to do. I need to just run away from it when
he does that. You got another free heart, please. Another free heart, please. That'd
I need very humble of you guys.
One free heart.
Leave, leave. I can't move. There we go.
That did not hit me. I know for a fact that did not hit me.
It's all in my own two fucking eyes, pal.
Don't do this.
Okay.
I need to be away from him like Mary Bar away.
No!
I die because I'm fighting my way to the fucking minions.
I'm not.
Bear yourself, man.
How dare you!
One of his stupid fucking minions.
Bro, I have half a heart.
I have half a heart.
Odds are- Odds are thin.
My head!
Pressure makes diamonds, that's true.
That's very factual.
I'm under a lot of pressure here.
I crack.
Alright, well that was kind of a jotted-back, you know?
That's the best you got for Stay Dead Disco.
Yo, yo, stop that- what is this?
What is this?
What is this Stay Dead Disco bullshit?
Don't know what the fuck you're talking about here pal, but I am no
I'm locked in right now
This is the one this is the one I was the first attempt I had on that level because I died immediately
I'm gonna have them at lower health.
Don't be able to easily win.
He has like a shield I have to hit first.
One more.
Yo, I see pin-axe they give it a 50 fucking dogs. Thanks. I'm gonna something even the 50 fucking gift it's broke genuinely
W chatter W fucking chatter. That's the fastest I've ever come on really hit me. Okay, right at least that level
All right, what's the record? I'm locked in. I know he's gonna start throwing these guys at me sooner
We have our finisher too. This is perfect. This is actually the perfect lineup.
I just do it. If I can get into that final part of my three hearts, we're good.
Super easy.
I can't talk anymore.
Shit!
Get the fuck out of here!
We're alive.
We're alive and we're doing this perfectly.
This pay won't consume me.
No!
Oh my god, I'm fucking...
Oh my god, that's fucking good, that's actually perfect.
What do I have to miss me?
This is fucking awesome.
What's on it?
No!
Oh my god!
Go!
No!
No, he hit me one!
Now we're still doing this perfectly, but it should not be better.
It should not be fucking better.
It should not be better.
I'm grabbing the heal, I'm so confident.
Half a heart early.
Get out of my head!
going in four hearts, going in four hearts, and he's so low.
What?
Just come on, kill me.
Kill me.
What?
What is happening?
BLEEEE!
Nah, you're a loser.
Nah, you're a fucking weirdo for that.
Why is he bringing this shit back?
That's actually so fucking lame.
He's still missing.
Fucking loser.
Kill him here.
Oh my god, pulling him like, pulling him by the air, Jesus, he ripped the cords out of
12,000
You've got the power and the attention for the rest of the night
I
5,000 fans now chat we could spend some fucking skill friends or we could buy more furniture for the bartender
You sit in there drinking okay?
Really sit. Oh wait. Why don't I just say that as him? What is this?
Pete perfection table
Now I think I'm gonna go buy shit. That's gonna make my game easier. Thank you
How do you run that line?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, do they become like loungers here?
Well, if it isn't Charlie Disco, sit here in the den.
Careful, titles can give a guy complex.
Decker the machine, Voltaire.
Is everything a joke to you?
Nah, it was just one of the best.
Wow, that was a long conversation.
Geez
Now he's gonna be sitting there bollin for the rest of the game because I fucking like this ass
Wow
Not a good of a skill tree
Charge of a devastating kick to knock back enemies
Idol ability, oh hold a dangerous drum roll that deals damage to a single enemy.
Active skill, hold dodge to increase movement speed, gain sprint.
So could I lose that, or do I gain all of them if I learn this?
Oh I learn all of them.
I can charge a heavy attack, so I just keep gaining abilities, windmill.
Charge up and spin wildly, wildly to hit a multiple of enemies with a whirlwind of blows.
I feel like I should increase my max heart and fever bar, right?
I feel like I'm fucking building, I feel like there's gonna be like some nerd in this game
that's gonna be like, well actually you're supposed to build fucking, you're supposed
to build perfect strikes first.
You know, go left on paths, and your gaming's actually gonna be like fully throttled.
Similar to Arc Raiders, there's an ideal build that you have to go to.
2000 credits.
I don't know, I feel like having more hearts is awesome, but I would rather have shit that like, lets me kill people.
Throw a drumstick.
Yeah, that's definitely the move.
So now do I fight somebody else?
Who do we wanna fight now?
I'm assuming if I beat all of the bosses, I unlock the other ones.
What is this?
Wait, there's like different skill trees?
Oh, you have to beat them to unlock them?
What?
Press to lightning strike an enemy and shock up to three targets. I have that.
Plus two fever bar one fever bar to channel
Wow, so there's different skill trees that I unlocked from deep bit beating different bosses that enables me to do different shit
Yeah, I gain their moves. I absorbed their power
Ailee thinking of the sub D and Majora and dank thinking of the subfracts. Thank you for the three
Thank you a lot when I had appendicitis almost on my deathbed. I was watching your RE Requiem streams with my mom
And I'm gonna be to start streaming as well
Well, I'm sorry that you had appendicitis. I'm glad that you're doing better now, but holy shit
That's scary bees. They give the subject 18 box. They give the submistical sub se thinking of the gift
It's against him, but the sub-tech thinking of the raid that Rh rusty red and DK thinking of the three
Can I swim with a long bit? Don't know. I need advice. It's for the sub jacksade and see actually some I mean depends what the advice
You need is I don't know if I'd be able to help you depends what it is
All right, I got a pistol. Okay, we're gonna hop in fuzzings. I think of the sub
Bro said scratchy now we played one boss in this game. I'm at least playing three of these motherfuckers
I think they're starting to give warnings to people that play it.
So it's not allowed.
Not that I was really gonna start a play through
of Omodal ranked gameplay, but do it.
I already played Omodal yesterday,
but I'm assuming I'm not allowed to anymore on stream,
caution mark.
Not fully sure, though.
Hold up.
Dundun Dundun Dundun Dundun Dundun Dundun
Alright hold up
And lock in let's go
Connor thank you for the sub body for the sub chat. Who do we play next? We'll play three bosses today I
Kind of wanna play hemlock bro hemlock works hard
Oh, this ought to be good.
Hmm... I can tell he's a part of the Hemlock fan club. Okay.
Charlie disco versus hemlock? They leveled this out of cause.
A little on the nose for a punk rocker if you ask me.
If I still can't believe he sold out.
Oh, Yartwo Harmony no less. The very machine he used to rage against.
Said he wanted to change the world. Nothing but a hypocrite and a thief.
After you died he showed care for hate traded your master record for the power to change things by any means
Necessary now is the only change he makes goes to harmony small it well at least the concert venues cool
the pain
Dude, I just think hemlock
God
He's Australian gas
All that power bet he's got a no-hawk on a fucking skull
Oh, you're wish you stay dead
I'm not sorry I'm so happy they're gonna lay me down
Wait, that's not hilarious
Oh, I have 5 hearts
I wonder what his powers are gonna be
Wait, I wanna see them shift up
It's like a perfect gun for that
What?
These are the volunteer?
No!
My God!
Ahhh!
When did they say they were gonna fucking throw trains into this shit?
I'm getting a fucked up.
Oh
What oh my god, I have to pay attention dude. What the fuck?
All right, this one's hard
Crazy ass song play, I see it, oh my god
Yeah, I was too locked in on the fighting
I wasn't paying attention to like, oh shit, I'm about to get hit by a train
Oh my god, that ability, oh!
Oh my god, the fucking soup was a lifetime.
No, go do the train shit.
I'm ready to get rid of the rails!
Another train!
Weed!
Train!
Put it in your eggs!
I got a fucking side sport.
Gotta get my high score chat.
Gotta be high on the leaderboard, babe.
Wow
I know I got that heart in the corner too.
No!
Oh my god.
No!
Dude!
Okay, I don't know how I dodged that.
Okay, I don't know how I got
Like that does a lot of damage
Don't only work for a little grunt
No
God she's who's gonna be terrible. I always have to fight grunts at the same time
Yeah
What the fuck is he charging up for oh my god
I
Fucking KO'd bro. I KO'd I KO'd. I know I KO'd there. I
Hate it. I was so locked
All right, I think this guy's actually very beatable sucker drive
Okay, I say that man. I'm getting to get
That one didn't count I wanted to see if I could dodge towards him. You just have to back up
My guy's flying literally after run away. He does a full spin.
Weep!
Uh, stop him!
Stop him again and hit him with a Gale!
Combo!
Again!
I
Didn't do so well there
I'll be there. I'll tag out there.
Get state-spirited!
See ya!
Ah!
Oh, smash you like a bomb!
Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that!
I
So hard to know what
Like a mini-spre-lo here like I don't understand
What's that?
But he does a full spin
Like that's it half a heart you fucking serious. Oh my god, man. I get full hit
I understand the health bar now I understand the health bar now bottom bar is the stages
We're gonna be always three stages.
No shit, I didn't know that.
No shit, I've been obviously knowing that since the very beginning.
I thought you also knew.
What's the meaning?
There you go.
Oh my god!
How she? How she?
There's a heart over there. I want that. I'm going for it.
What?
No!
Too hard, too hard, too hard.
Yeah, I was gonna say I need to get rid of this fucking guy.
Alright, this is winnable.
All right, this is one of all
Not greedy paid off didn't pay off
Oh my god, you're fucking joking, I've had marks.
Walk in.
Oh my god.
Ah!
Dude, that literally doesn't hurt him at all.
He's just fucking electrified.
He's dope!
No!
Oh my god, I can't fucking kill me, actually so fucking lame.
Actually so fucking lame, third tries to try and I won this here.
I won this here, I won this here, I won this here.
Turn the music off, do you guys actually want the music louder?
I
Turn it up 10%
I
Did his earlier stage is so easy
I think I got him here ago.
My god, I got a really fresh chat.
Lock him.
I
God
That hit me
I
Just super fucked it's super fucked. I still got to try it out. I basically have to follow it
Now I actually have to follow
Jscar!
He's not the name of the game!
This is a frame glitch.
I'll smash you like a bar!
I'm actually speedrunning.
I've learned how to cancel them.
That was a planned hard loss.
Easy, hold up.
Don't pull on your friends.
This is where the fight gets lame.
I
Did he hit his own teammate Jack
No!
Oh my god!
No! Oh my god, I knew that was gonna fucking get me too. Why did I go for it then?
Oh
Those half art ones are so fucking lame
He does that here I think
No, and he just fucking full swings
It's actually over
Final fight, two and a half yards.
Does it give me another heart here? It's not.
No, it doesn't.
What are you doing?
You're back for the real fight!
I shot him!
What?
This is the one.
I don't want to see him.
This is the one. I believe. Not the one. Really not the one.
I'm not the one.
Potentially the one.
It's potentially the one.
I can't have stuff.
He's doing the truth thing!
Oh my god.
Oh, boy!
He's doing the truth thing! Oh my god!
Oh, block!
Right here!
No!
Okay, he says every time he goes...
This time he goes,
DEAD EYES DEYS SKOW!
I'm gonna shove your guitar fucking sideways up your fucking urethra.
That's what's gonna happen this fucking next round, buddy.
I'm not losing a DEAD EYES DEYS SKOW!
He does this stupid fucking
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R thing.
It's not, he's not swinging his guitar randomly.
I can't predict how, I have no idea what he's gonna do.
He goes, R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R.
And if I dodged it, it hits me a half bar anyway.
the last boss fight with fucking half art so I just died.
I should have fucking countered there before using my ass just a ways
I think next there's just a regular swing yep see I'm understanding kind of paying attention
I can't seem to fucking beat his final level.
I can save him now, yeah.
There we go.
Oh my god, that actually did nothing.
Using my Amphoff rip is a way. It does no damage.
What is that shit?
That hit me?
Easy, cancel.
Oh my god, and there's just like some minion fucking still in the lobby.
Get the fuck out of here dude.
Oh my god, throwing my game.
Throwing my game.
Actually throwing my fucking game.
Oh my god, there they are.
Why are they here?
Why are they in the back?
Get the fuck away from me!
Oh my god
One and a half art
I
One-on-one, bitch. One-a-mono-e-mono.
Ready for the fight.
Oh!
Oh, he did it right there. You see that shit? He just randomly does it.
You achieved slam on me.
This will be easy, guy.
You always got some point.
No!
Oh, he's spamming it!
He's butt-mashing. He's actually butt-mashing.
That's so lame. That's actually so lame.
Dude.
He's doing it.
Oh my god.
He doesn't hear.
Oh my god, he doesn't hear.
I understand it now.
It might be a little too late to understand it now.
I understand it now. It might be a little too late to understand it now.
Alt!
Good!
No!
Oh my god, what are you a fucking pirate?
Fucking lame.
This is the one. I understand that right now.
This is the one.
Come on.
Go get the harsh.
Flank.
Finish him here.
Yes!
You just get to the third level with four hearts and I can't lose
I'm actually so fucking
Hit him!
You see it?
It's fully...
...locked.
And it's...
...pay or gas, never mind.
I thought that was ending.
Well...
...how?
He's not tired at all!
This is the one!
watch that hit me for two
you got to hit me for two
beautiful
mono e mono
Oh my god, I'm so fucked.
Fuck this in.
Fine.
I'm dodging that
Don't do this.
this is it.
This is it.
I
Yo, I'm losing hope. How long have I been on this boss?
Ah, this is like, this is like, top-hand levels of fucking annoying.
This has to be it.
What's fucking locked in dude, this has to be the one.
I got there. I basically got there on a perfect record.
Third stage, third stage in stock.
Third stage in stock here.
I gotta get rid of the sun
Let's fucking go!
Please.
Oh my god, he hit me.
Oh my god, I wasted that.
I should have done the block first.
I literally want to kill them right there.
Wait, I got a hit.
Don't get hit with fucking two hearts here.
And then we're set.
Literally instant K on one of the drugs.
Every fucking go. Oh my god, it's so winnable. I literally I have been basically flawless.
I can't get you cocky!
I
Think I think I get more of my let that yellow meter fill up
I blocked that shit. I'm gonna grab the heart just in case.
Oh my god, I'm fine.
I'm trying.
He's so wild.
Oh, yeah, did I not have my ass?
This is it, GG.
Oh, my god!
That was so hard.
Looks like how many of them are getting a reunion they paid for?
Another one at the end for?
Oh shit.
Oh my god, and I'm making everybody reunite.
That's what this game is.
Alright, one more boss.
And then we'll get on scratchy scratchy.
But I also have 7,000 creds to spend because you get so many fucking skill things right
now.
Bro, I've never pressed R before and I have this skill.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm getting a heart. I'm getting a heart. Oh my god wait but I have all these. Press
to quickly swing in a circle causing a knockback to enemies. While holding a charge attack,
game, leave the stream. While holding a charge attack, the first attack to hit you is reduced
by half a heart, will not be interrupted. I don't know, I mean I'd rather just not get
hit at all, so I don't know if that's a good ability. I could get another heart. I could
Let me get another heart for 2k.
A Thunderstruck spreads through another person. Press attack to dash towards an enemy by hitting a drum...
An enemy hit by a drum is like toss.
Wait, that's good.
So then I could R and then click and I dash to them.
anything else I could do for a thousand
no you don't have enough fans all right you know that's actually a really good
fucking combo though the very ivory possibly thinking for the sub a medrosana
andrew world andrew libid tcb karson Caleb and ak think of the sub d for the
sub d take of the three
Who do we do now?
Mr. St. David 3 out to bail release a new theory. Yeah, we might watch it tomorrow
We have a few videos we're gonna watch tomorrow 11 a.m. EST. I'll be doing a react a then I'm going to 7th to the 11th
Filming a video with Jack post on the YouTube on gone when we're back running out stream
Directive 80 20 drops playing that back to back days to beat it then some not a cut two drops
We're doing a react a probably behind the wheel driving day
We'll follow the way and a bunch of other shit's dropping tail.
Then we have another charity stream like late June.
Infinite Disco.
We either do Infinite Disco or Aurora here.
Wait, I can actually fight the Encore.
Do I fight the bartender himself?
It's Aurora or Infinite Disco.
I'm not fighting the profit right now.
Do a poll.
Do a poll, go take it for the five, reel for the seven.
Do a poll, do a poll, do a poll.
Your Roars are you gonna lock your skill tree? Well, I can unlock anybody's skill tree, right? I think they all have skill trees.
Oh no, Infinite Disco doesn't have a skill tree, but I don't really think that matters.
Yeah, it would be crazy to get a super base invader.
It requires a base drop.
What does that mean?
It requires perfect pitch.
You have to buy that.
Okay.
That makes sense.
But I think I haven't learned any of their crazy abilities yet, so there's no real point
yet.
People are still waiting all right
Still in thinking of the sub you think of the five gifted. What does this game just got here Dennis disco?
It's like a fighting game
I think I'm dead right now, and I'm like beating these bosses in the underworld to bring them back to a bar
For some reason, but you fight on beats really cool could take him the five will fit enough of the sub cool for the stuff
I'm assuming now that I've completed them as well. I can play them on hard mode
Aurora the organic AI
I customize well just for you like I did out holidays perfectly to doll she just hit number two and the global charts just behind
You know who what's your point?
All I'm saying is that it might do you some good to be on a teensy bit varied
That a me who reference I'm not scared of Rory never won. Yeah, yeah, all right, but that's when you've our friends now
She's then she's practically super human
Cx thank you for the three, but once you're boss videos every night for the past few years dog
She doesn't need you anymore. She just wanted to be regular human once
Three two one stop start
All right, let's fucking go. I would love to be able to first try boss. It's just gonna be so hard
Now it's really impossible.
Charlie! I'm your dear!
What a great surprise entrance!
Rory, I know you're still on me coming.
Ah, my nickname. An attempt to recall fond memory.
I know why you're here, Charlie.
Do you think you can charm a god the god?
Rory your musician look around
billion soul
I don't know. I feel like this one's gonna be like a nine-dry boss
With the song actually fire
That's not fair, that's not fair, that's not fair.
What? I was just doing a penicillin.
I'm actually getting fucked up right now.
Ship to you.
I
Do they all fucking hard to be like that that was one time I
Have no help
What the fuck?
Dude! Now this is getting impossible.
If she's bringing me out of it every time, I just gotta survive.
I
Explode
That's half a heart
I'm dead. Yeah, this is so chopped. So chopped. I didn't even reach the boss. I didn't even
He's the boss, so...
Holy fuck!
He hit me! How did he hit me?
Reset.
Oh my god, I just got a focus on blocking on this boss.
Back up!
She's pushing towards me.
Oh my god, I just jumped into a fucking loss.
Yeah, that's a good ability for stuns.
Oh, this part's so bad.
I'm gonna kill them.
little robot fuckers
really knocked their asses out the second I spawn in
oh yeah no that that are exactly pretty good
I feel like I need more hearts I mean for out
Where you belong I'm doing them out of order as well
Yeah, I just need to survive
Now
I won't let you go!
WHAAAT?!
Oh, thank fuck. Oh, thank fuck.
Wait, actually this is gonna be horrible.
That was real horror.
Oh fuck off.
I already just took damage.
Yeah, I guess.
What, is she gonna throw their star to me?
Is she gonna throw the fucking star to me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't even know how to get in there.
Oh, she's half out holy shit she's half out
This is actually what I'm all like right now.
She's not like a third.
No!
One heart. One heart.
Yeah, shoot the stars at me again
Three damage
Oh my god, she's actually gonna fucking fight me
She has full health now
She's actually just like a regular boss now
But tell me that was the checkpoint. Oh my god, it's shop
This is one stage
I gotta lock the bucket
Alright, we're locked. I think I get past this part in a while.
Easy. Dude, that also helps me because it's a knock-up.
Oh my god, no I just took a fucking damage from a random one.
Oh my god, I didn't even notice she was doing that.
This is it. This is it right here.
Going in with full health. Full health.
Oh
Dude I what is after that
I need that heart
All right, I'm actually blocked right now
Oh god, she's only saved.
There has to be one more, because that was half.
Oh god, she's in the fucking sky again.
Am I getting the boss fight?
Oh my god, I'm fighting both of her at once.
What?
Not insane.
Winning!
That's just lame.
I don't see how you, I don't see how you don't see that as fucking lame.
What's this?
Oh!
What?
Be humble, be humble.
Be humble here.
What does that mean?
Oh my god, that's massive.
I can't see the backs up here
Dude, she does a double hit and it does two full hearts if she hits you
Is that not fucking wild?
Oh my god, oh my god, I took a damage for no reason.
Don't take another and we're good.
And full of surprises, but so am I.
You think you're full of surprises?
Well how about that?
Oh do you think you know what you're doing?
Well, welcome to my world.
The fucking stars at me
All right stars
Or did I beat him too quick?
Am I too goaded at the game?
Bro, come on!
Wait, what?
Wait, did you just kick her with those things?
I think I just hit her with that.
I didn't know that.
Oh my god, I'm waiting to use my ass.
Oh my god, I gotta start doing that.
Bro, I am fucking her.
I am fucking her up.
What's happening?
Oh my god, she has no health.
Oh my god one tap one tap and we're in final stage
First are more I don't know if I could throw my drums that kind of her
I
Knowing that I can hit her with those is so fucking helpful
Ow.
Oh my god, she not hit by her own shi-
Go!
If you want to go to the party
And you're the first to meet the world
You're the one to see the sea
The sea is my lady, can the queen of Shiba?
I won't be the new Shimei for Lady Kana
What?
Woah!
Like, what in the fireball act?
I
Get it
There we go
What was that?
This way.
If I get one more finisher, it's over for her.
Oh my god, it literally let me get my center drop.
Just let me get my center drop.
Oh my god.
Please rush me.
If you rush this idiot.
NOOO!
HOLY FUCKING GGs!
HOLY GGs!
Oh my god, no way!
Love.
Return to bar.
Three bosses down.
He's got the power and the attention for the rest of the night.
This game is fucking fire.
Do we hop on scratchy scratching now?
I'm down to fucking beat this game though.
I mean we just got through half of the bosses we can use already.
There is two others, or three others that we haven't played.
Three every time. It's a fun ass game.
I definitely feel like the shooting shit is better, like for Thunderstruck, but I also
feel like upgrading just main trees a better play.
Yeah, I get a better fever damage for like, or a fever, I better get a fever alt.
Ah, Jen, if I hit perfect strikes...
If I perfectly execute attacks, it generates takedown tokens quicker.
Also, kinda like an upgraded fever bar.
I don't look at hers.
I'm going to jump in. Press
strike forward and some of the
black hole which pulls enemies
in. Oh my god. All right, we'll
use that next time. All right, W
game, bro. I'm definitely going to
play that again. All right, I got
a pistol quick and then we'll
hop into a scratchy scratchy.
All right, hold up.
Editor sent me another video.
Going to do this first.
Unreal chat, not going on this rant.
Like lightning speed.
All right, coming down 30 seconds.
All right, pinch it off, bro.
All right.
All right, chats, it is time.
It is time for some more scratchy scratchy.
I thought I wasn't going to play it again,
but I did really enjoy it.
And so did you guys.
And because of the overwhelming requests we're going to now,
we're probably going to save Hamster Hunter
for another day as well.
Here's the schedule.
Dennis Disco will continue when we get back.
Hamster Hunter will play at some point.
There's also a few other games that are coming out and shit.
Scritchy scratchy right now probably get played this for like 45 minutes an hour
tomorrow
Early react a 11 a any ST. So only thought I could go live tomorrow
I'm gonna be left like two and a half hours three hours, maybe then I'm gone the seventh to the 11th
Filming YouTube videos with Jack one for my channel one for his shotgun Willie. Thank you for the 25 subs you fucking goat
Thank you. We've got a sub thank you for the 25 fucking gift kids. I'm going to 7 to the 11th. We're back the 12th
We'll be back next Tuesday after tomorrow, then that X Wednesday will be a direct of 8020 some random games some not a cut two drops
The 14th playing that that next day reacts after that probably more some not a copy random shit will follow the light drops bunch other shit
We got to do gamble with your friends soon as well
And then we'll go from there
If you have anybody's job, watch, give us a 5 video, stuff, stuff, give us a stuff job.
Also, thank you guys for the wonderful charity stream yesterday with Trevor Project.
We're going to be doing another one, not from Trevor Project, perfected, different charity in early June.
Whether or not it's a group event or not yet, I am unsure, but it will be in early June.
Probably first week of June.
And then, well, I mean, if that one's not the fucking group one, we'll plan one later.
Tristan, thank you for the two subs.
Kaz, thank you for the sub.
Kayla, Avery, Despacito, for the subs,
S-E-V-3, hope you're having a good time.
As somebody who struggled with mental health,
so your advice and streams really helped me.
I greatly appreciate you.
Sure, many could agree, hope the messaging too long.
Have a good rest of your day.
I'm glad I'm able to help you.
And thank you for the nice message, it's not too long.
Diesel for the sub.
Chuck and Ryder for the sub.
Tristan, thank you for the 5B and Brydon for the sub.
Tiggly, thank you for the sub.
Pax, thank you for the 3.
Where did you get your big red solo cup?
I don't know.
It's like one of those items.
Have you ever inherited an item or gotten an item?
And you're like, I don't even know how I got this,
but I just had it.
Like, that's it.
Isaac and Crap, thank you for the sub shock.
I thank you for the 2,000 buddies.
Restor's back was the Bulldog comment
and really the four spiciest thing you've ever eaten.
Yeah.
Two soul, thank you for the sub.
C.L. Spank, give it a five.
If I kept eating it, it would have been.
My wife said you're a comfort shell.
Awesome.
Stellar, think of it a sense.
You have to think of it a three.
Everyone think of it a five.
Gifted's again.
Doomfrey, the sub as well.
All right.
Chat, it is time for Scritchy Scratchy.
Let's go.
I don't remember if there's music in this game.
Is there music in this game?
There it is.
Right.
So if you don't know that, oh, I still have points to spend.
Hold up. Let me spend my points real quick.
Oh wait, no, I don't have points.
Wait, self-immediate millionaire,
plus 20% for manually scratched tickets.
Oh, hell yeah.
Okay.
Wait, what is prestige?
Wait.
What is respect, JP, and prestige?
I don't remember what this is.
Should I hit prestige or respect?
You gotta move your cam?
I will, it's gonna look different when we're in game.
Prestige.
Okay, so then we're back to normal.
So this is, I don't remember where my cam goes.
Where did I put my cam?
Last time.
I feel like it was like here.
I feel like it was like right here.
It was full bottom right?
All right, this is scratchy scratchy, Jack.
It is a scratch off money making game.
the end goal is to get the fuck out of here the way we do that is I have to
constantly scratch make more money get upgrades kind of like cookie clickers
increase my odds of winning and then I have the this one scratch off I get every
tier that I unlock that enables me to have like you know a fucking whatever
percent chance of living if I don't I die I reset I think we've reset like three
times right now and we've unlocked the third tier. So let's go. Why am I starting with
a scratch off? Oh my god, I start off with a scratch off and a hundred dollars. Did I
upgrade for that? Basically, when you prestige, you get these JP points, you upgrade your
shit and then you're able to get like more scratches. I already have a scratch off bot
that I unlocked off red. And there's no negatives about these. As we go down the line, you
You can get really unlucky and get something that like, fucking, you know, gives you minus
a trillion dollars or something.
But right now we're at a point where everything's basically gone.
And we've already unlocked the second tier of pretty good items.
Oh shit, I've gone like this.
And I can also upgrade my scratch bots and shit.
But I basically prestige enough where I just start out with a new OP scratch bot.
That's like kind of just better than what I have right now.
I should be scratching these myself. I need to upgrade our, um, I need to upgrade our
strap size and luck. That's like some of the first things that we should get and
then we just immediately start making more money. And then as the scratchers
upgrade you also get better shit. So like this is about a level up to level two and
then the next scratcher I have I get more money for everything. For like better odds.
Why did I just upgrade scratch thighs again? I am a fucking jackass
All right, what am I a bunch of these this should instantly give us like a lot of
Oh, that's a match three. Oh god, did I just burn all of our cash?
Now we're good we're safe. Holy we're safe. Oh my god that would have been terrible.
Alright now we just buy a bunch of these. Give him some, do some ourselves and we
go from there. That would have been really bad if we got out of reset. Actually no,
we wouldn't have just been able to scratch off fucking plates until I got money again.
Oh my god, that was almost $1,000.
And I get so much money now.
Should we do the apple tree? I remember the last time the apple tree being kind of shitty.
I didn't mean to buy those.
We're gonna give him all of these. We'll strap these off the real pack, what a waste.
Bubble them up now.
Skip over the apple tree? I think we do skip over the apple tree. I think the apple tree is a bit of a waste.
The apple tree always has bad stuff and usually nothing that crazy good
Whereas I could just stand level up this and get so much more money
Like that already give me a thousand bucks
10 coins
Now we scratch mad fast individually as well
Later on we do want to just fucking upgrade our scratch spot though infinitely
I don't know if we're gonna be able to beat the game today. I'll think we can beat the game today
I think there's a chance
Yeah, but pretty slim one now I
Think I have to die every time
I think the problem I did last time was I prestige purposefully and I think instead I should die every time
Because it just gives me something and then I still get the prestige so I should always die
I'm gonna focus on better upgrades next time too to be risked cash. I think we do and it pays off
and it pays off. I'm gonna stretch the whole thing too because I get a bonus
Oh my god, 58k.
We've unlocked the fan. Not really useful.
I will grab the trashcan.
I think I just do...
I feel like that might have been stupid, now.
I don't know.
That might have been dumb.
To waste money on this.
I think I gotta get my luck up.
It's not really gonna ruin the run, it's just gonna slow our progress if I fucking make upgrade mistakes.
Did you restart fully? I reset received.
But I have a bunch of upgrades that enable me to scale a lot quicker.
Yeah, and now I'm just getting fucking bonuses. Okay, now we're gonna just break and crash. Yeah, you got the sticky mat.
I think I'll be able to upgrade our scratch bots soon, so you just start speeding and shit.
oh hell yeah I definitely need to buy the fan I remember how much the fan is
sticky K
sticky Matt as well man I guess once we unlock those turtles dude I just remember
the turtles being terrible 100k there lucky cats horrible never buy lucky cat
That's my luck gets up. I think lucky cats good. It's just 300,000 for one of them.
All right, I'm remembering how to play the game now
Oh hell yeah another lucky cat
Her first lucky cat see I could lose 500k here
See kind of got a slow reveal them because you don't want to get any fish bone
Full reveal a fish bone you get
No money
But you just lose money. I got a trash
it's a bad one it's a burn it's a burn it's a burn not a turn
hundred K give me another fuck damn it it's still not worth it I need more I
need more crash lock there we go now it'll be worth it I feel like I should
be upgrading Scratchbot too.
Scratchbot speed yet?
I'll get a aluminum coin.
Scratchbot capacity.
We give him four, we gotta upgrade the fan soon too.
We are steamrolling this game chat.
Actually, I've understood the meta.
I didn't say, but I've been studying this game off stream
for this exact moment.
Wow, what a dumb fucking card, Jesus. That was terrible. Million dollars in cash here, nothing, nothing, nothing, 100k, nothing.
Alright, so it's still ass. These are fucking terrible. I could full-strap this, get some extra money.
Okay
Little profit
We're gonna go scratch my speed scratch my strength and then we're gonna rip luck
And I'll buy the sticky mat sticky now it's good when I want to stretch it that I don't want to get into the fan area
fancy beat I got
Upgrade fancy. Now we just load this. Printing money. Already passing bills
outrageous. Oh it gets to like a trillion and that and we're already on, we're only
on like death kill. I think at some point it's like an unfathomable amount of money.
Oh my god we just upgraded quick-hash kill. I should feed it a little more of
these. Scratch them ourselves. I'm being lazy. Oh my god, a diamond. Three diamonds is $2.2
million. 15% chance of that, by the way. We're due. I gotta stay on these. I gotta stay on
these. So we hit that jackpot. Actually, I really want to get good at the lucky cats.
We just gotta get our lock up even more.
Maybe level it up too.
We're gonna do a bunch of lucky cats individually.
Cause I know they do get better.
See that's what we need.
We need like a million hit.
I just have a 0.5% chance right now.
Super low.
I forget, does it get better when you upgrade the card
or when your lock increases?
I think when you upgrade the card, it just increases anything you can add to it.
Scratchbot is the play to get rich. You gotta just increase Scratchbot.
Every time, 7 million new scratch cards, $10, 20 million a piece.
I'll upgrade Scratchlock again, still $500k, now how much, $650k.
Ah, we gotta start scratching the...we gotta start scratching these.
Now here's the meta chat.
Scratchlock scratches them if they're a dud.
I toss it in the trash, if it's a win, it's a win.
Now I hand do them myself.
Look at them guys.
Oh, Jackpot!
$40 million in the bag.
Scrap flies up trade.
$16 million when they're, whoa.
Wolf use the fan
Jackpot into another jackpot scratchbox feed scratchbot string
And then we do capacity
I think we should start buying the sand dollars. I don't remember if the sand dollars are ever bad though. Let's check
Hundred million point one percent chance 20 percent chance of one million, but it's all good
And I need three symbols to land.
I think we start ripping these now.
Forgot about that?
We'll do another lock upgrade.
Why am I buying more lucky cats?
I have like 40 sitting down.
We're gonna do sand dollars next.
The odds of that happening are so fucking low I already just skyrocketed to two billion
dollars.
That changes our game massively.
My scrap spot's OP and now I can fly up 100 millilitres.
And we're going to buy the Turtles next.
That was a back-to-back 0.1% chance.
That's crazy.
It might have been lower than a point long.
I don't remember if the Turtles are shit.
Oh god, minus two billion.
You know what the trash bags.
Nothing.
I
Know we have to start scratching me because this is what this is what like make the money
Upgrade the fan real quick do these
Fucking go that levels up tail. All right now. We buy a bunch of we have to start just buying a bunch of these at some point
We start heading and then I guess crazy
Give me another goldfish. Give me another goldfish. Give me another
I gotta be careful because I got a turtle in there somewhere.
Could be a very unlucky turtle.
There we go, 390 million.
1.3 billion.
Beautiful.
Wow.
We're gonna need these to up our bankroll a little bit.
Hey, there's Jackpot!
We're risking it all.
minus seven billion just toss it in the in the trash
Just one of these at some point hits and then we're set
Keep buying these couple of those keep buying these
That's one ourselves
See that's what you need it's a billion every time if you get a good one
That's not
That's not good either.
Let's have a good one. How about this one?
Trust me, chat the turtles or OP once you get enough of them.
18 minus 18 billion.
Trust me, chat, they're worth it.
They're worth it. They're worth it. They're worth it.
They're worth it. I know they're worth it.
I played chat last time. Dude, no, I'm so serious.
Last time, they were bad, but like, after you played it enough, it was just
win, win, win.
I think I gotta get my luck up. Where am I gonna level it up? One of the two.
We got to fuel the bankroll with the sand dollars.
This is where big payday is at.
These are all winners.
I haven't seen a jellyfish one person chance on the jelly right now definitely need to get
but definitely need to get the scratch lock upgraded I think that's the problem right now
Once the scratch lock is up, we're goaded.
Oh my god!
Okay, I'm like literally losing money even on the winners.
Okay, maybe they're not goaded right now.
Okay, we have eight billion dollars.
Bunch of stand dollars, upgrade luck, and then we go back to the scratch my backs.
What's the goal?
Make infinite money and then buy our way out of hell.
Lulo and Oster think of it as a rose, DR, Scully and Nag think of it as three.
When you proceed, you can upgrade Mundo to throw away the bad scratchers so he doesn't
accept, so he doesn't bankrupt you.
You can upgrade Mundo.
What is Mundo?
Potatoes for the sub, creamy and ink faker for the sub, Abro for the sub.
Is Mundo this little fucker?
Wait, you could upgrade Mundo so he throws away the shitters.
Mundo doesn't suck.
We're gonna have to do that next time.
Ass.
Scratch luck now, what are we looking at 3% chance for 2 billion?
Still a lot of sloth a lot of fucking poop shit
Oh, I really wanted a jackpot wait
Now's where it's no yeah, yeah, yeah, now's where it gets really good
Worth it worth it worth it worth it worth it worth it worth it
Worth it one more worth it
Start spot speed I need you to start cranking them out here
Not good not good not good. Give me a good one
Not that okay
so
We're trying to burn in the fortune here need a big crazy
I'm gonna do it myself, you're right.
We're getting a billion on the sand dollars now.
I'm really gonna start scratching them off.
I feel like we're about to 48 billion again now.
I'm pretty sure I unlocked this after this as well.
Now but some of them are hitters, do you see that shit?
Like some of them are crazy good.
Not that.
Yeah, because if I don't scratch all of them, I tend to win.
Because it's usually only like one trash bag.
But Scratch Bot scratches everything.
I just don't know where Mundo comes in and not being sucky.
Like this is a steady stream of profit here.
Like that, on the other hand.
You got straight ass, up to luck.
See now we got some stuff rolling here.
I don't know when I should start playing Snake Eyes.
Somebody said do snake eyes, dude, it's fucking ten billion dollars for one snake eye.
It just operated, too.
Oh my god, I forgot, ones are bad.
One's as minus two billion dollars.
Oh, how shit.
Wow, those are terrible.
Those get good after, like, the straps in my backs are fucking crazy.
You get a little 24 now.
I kind of want to start doing the fucking snake eyes, though.
Snake eyes take super eye lock? Yeah, but once I get my lock up, then we're good.
Am I start mining like the wins here? Like 50, 15 billion.
Oh god, the bomb?
I don't remember the bomb. Is the bomb good?
No?
Dude, I don't remember what the bomb is.
I just double-upgraded scratchbop speed. Dude, he is quicker than I could be.
I feel like I really need to start doing snake eyes, but I definitely need to get my luck up.
See, like, that's a good fucking hit. When you start getting a bunch of jellyfish, it's just a hit every time.
time. Maybe not, maybe not that. Oh my god, please. Can I start playing this?
I think Snake Eyes is pretty good now.
That might have been a complete waste of money.
I am waiting most of the time on the stage, guys.
Just a lot less.
I have 600 billion. One bomb.
Oh god, these were terrible.
Oh my god, I remember these.
No.
Wait, give me the 600 billion, please.
Aw, you fucking suck.
This is a dud.
I think strength upgrades its speed, too.
Look how fast it pumps these out.
Yeah, dude, 20% chance of 200.
And it- Upgrading's better.
Yeah, cause I get like 20 billion on a win.
Get Mundo.
Does Mundo throw out bad ones?
Only when you prestige, probably should have asked that before I started getting this motherfucker
to grab these for me.
This could be like detrimental.
It could be really detrimental.
I do not like Mundo.
I am not a fan of Mundo.
Mundo is running down my game. How do I kill Mundo? Click on him to turn him off. Oh my god
Now he's just taking a little nap
There we go
Now we're raking in cash. I need to get 1.3 trillion here
because then the bomb starts being really good
Wait, why don't you just give me that back?
Three fours, are you fucking serious?
It's still upgrading it, but it's like still ass
Like I feel like I'm not crossing
Scratch them yourself it's quicker to give them to the scratchbot genuinely
Cuz like he always he always needs more
500 trillion to get a fucking iron coin. Oh my god, give me six xs fuck
Why I just let Scratch Pop do it.
Oh, do I have like a percentage chance it gives me a card back?
I think I have that out here.
Alright, that'll print infinite money for us, and then we will be set with the new
I'll lock up trade I really want to rip some bombs
For force nope I'm doing one bomb
Easy
Holy double easy
Upgrade scratch lock and we're set.
$360 billion.
Wait, now it's a 0.1% chance of that, 20% chance of 700 billion.
That's when it gets good.
Like, full change is your luck.
Yeah, now these suck.
Now I shouldn't get,
why am I doing these fucking turtles?
The turtles are stupid now.
Yeah, we do a bunch of bombs.
Didn't make the money back, yikes.
That's a dud guard.
That's a trash cart.
Oh, big money.
How much? Well, I just accepted one for minus 16 billion.
I think this will give me enough money to upgrade my lock to the bomb shed.
Dude, I need $200 trillion to unlock the next tier though. How do I get that quicker?
Dude, I could double upgrade scratchbox speed.
Oh my god, he's got a fucking 30 now.
Look how fast he is.
He just prints cash.
Wait, this is like only positive.
I'm getting like 400 billion every time.
Should I just start buying bombs or only tank bombs?
Upgrade Mundo to pick up good scratchers.
Well, I can only upgrade Mundo speed.
And I don't want Mundo right now because you just grab something.
Upgrade Loss.
I got a huge thrill.
We are actually sad.
I think I could just start scratching bombs now.
Two trillion.
Oh my god, seven trillion.
I feel like I should start just doing those.
I still have a 15% chance of minus,
but the odds are I just get something good every time.
I am getting $3 trillion off that.
Oh my God.
14% chance of $2 trillion, 0.1%.
Dude, imagine hitting a jackpot on this.
Now let's see what that even be.
What's after a trillion dollars?
I love the robot in this game typing away on this little calculator there
great fucking job beautiful fucking job and we're getting some refunds we're
almost at 200 trillion I had no idea what a box next
I'll let you in on a little secret.
We have some special scratch offs for big spenders.
Oh, and these give 25 JP per jackpot.
25 JP per jackpot, you say?
Bank break, $200 trillion?
Bro. I think we have to buy that next. I think we have to buy that next.
Fuck it.
Upgraded this dude's speed.
He just prints.
He just fucking prints.
Oh my god.
We're gonna have so much money soon.
Watch this.
Oh, it's almost a win every time.
Never mind.
Bank break three percent chance of five hundred trillion
Oh my god, it's one symbol
It's only one symbol
Holy big spender
Can I upgrade speed again?
No.
What about strength?
I don't know, do you think strength upgrades speed?
Cause if he has this better strength, I feel like that would make him scratch quicker cause
one glide would be faster.
Just do the bomb, let's some point bank, bank, bank, bank.
Over the years we've tried everything, even dark magic.
And though we never succeeded, we did turn it into a product.
Now you can use magic to quickly scratch tougher codes.
Spellbook?
Upgrade lock.
Upgrade lock first.
First lock secondarily next, because then these will always be good.
Never mind.
He prints so fast.
Where's the spellbuck?
Does it make me scratch-sucker?
Oh, you can only use it once, though that sucks.
Isn't that ass?
You can use it on once and then you have cool that.
Spell charge?
Yeah, but what does the charge do?
To make my odds bet like...
Oh my god.
No, I don't want a turtle!
Yeah, instant scratches every time.
These are like high-risk high-reward, though.
You kind of need to hit a jackpot.
Oh my god, Christmas outtown?
What is that?
Ten quadrillion.
I don't know about that shit 10 quadrillion I got a 21% chance of getting 650 trillion
now and now we upgraded it's even more yeah we gotta start ripping these
all money into it all money into the fucking bank vaults and you bet you're
I'm upgrading bot speed
Upgrade bot speed again upgrade bot strength again. I
Want I want
Instantaneously these scratchers to basically get shot in the head and immediately die and give me what I and give me what I earn
Look at how fast he prints these
Oh my god, I have so much money I
I don't want to use fucking Mundo.
Actually we will use Mundo.
Look at him go.
Oh my god, I have Mundo scratch a super jackpot!
Achievement achieved.
What does the charge speed do?
I'm just wasting money on that, I know I am.
Holy, 19% chance to get coal, but I-
I know what, you've been a loyal customer for so long.
I'm gonna offer you a subscription bot
to help you buy tickets.
A subscription bot that buys tickets for me.
I am going to be literally one of the fucking
dystopian obese people from the movie Up.
I'm literally just going to be watching this happen and I'm not even going to be controlling the game anymore.
What the fuck?
Zero.
Wow.
(*pages shuffling*)
Oh my god.
Alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
How much does this fucking shitter?
Dude, Nexus Quintillion.
Subscription bot is a hundred quadrillion.
Oh, not from up. I mean Wally. Wrong movie. Wrong Serious Disney film.
Oh, it's actually, yeah, one of them is actually a Texar. I don't even know.
That's still ass.
Oh my god, it's a whole fucking advent calendar.
What a shitter dude, these are.
Like, should I be bad?
Now I'm gonna feed him to the fucking scratch bot.
Buy a million of these.
And we get a level up.
How much is it now?
65 quadrillion for a good one.
What's the bank vault?
four. Yeah, tank bolts, definitely not as good. What do you need 24 days? Match symbols to
win. What does it need match? Oh, you need five of that. Wait, these kind of suck.
Like, even though I'm leveling it up, they're not paying for themselves like at all.
Like I think I need to upgrade my luck again and then they'll be worth it potentially
scratchbox beat again I also just don't see a world where like I need a scratch
or a scratchbot subscription, PPS.
Thrift store!
You buy a bunch of these.
Oh my God.
1.25 quintillion.
1.25 quintillion dollars, chat.
That is more than the entire fucking world has.
Unreal.
Obviously, upgrade the lock, scratchbot speed,
scratchbot strength, sure.
Gotta buy one thrift store.
Minus 500 quadrillion.
Okay, I actually won.
And then that's fast.
Just cash out.
I don't want to give the scratch bot those until my odds of getting something better
really well.
We got to start printing more, more speed, more scratch bot speed, throw them out instantly,
Shocked them straight at the cat.
Mundo, you gotta be better, buddy.
We gotta max you out here, Mundo.
Do I wanna buy the subscription bot?
Is this supposed to be like an offline game
if you get the subscription bot?
I don't know how, like, why that would be useful.
Cause I got, what point is he gonna be
out printing the speed that I could click?
It seems like I could keep upgrading him,
so that is comfortable.
We'll buy two thrift stores and then I got to save up for something good.
That's ass, that's ass.
See like I just lost almost everything there and we're just trying to get some money back
here.
Jeez.
Alright, yeah, I think I need to upgrade my Scratchlock once more.
And then I think we're going to be set, because this right now gives each other 41, and it's
all positive.
There we go.
Now this might not be bad.
No, it still kind of sucks, because the odds are there's like a 1 in 4, I get a really
DUDE FUCKING PIECE OF CLOTHING
What should I really wait for? 11... 11 quadrillion?
Yo, this motherfucker sucks. Are you serious? This is a hundred quadrillion dollar machine.
This looks like a printer from the 1970s. You see how slow he's buying these? And I
have to pay him a quadrillion to buy them? I guess it's like turbo passive. Like eventually
it's worth it maybe maybe oh my god berry picking what is that 20 quintillion for
berry picking I gotta do these because these could still be really bad it's a
19% chance of being bad.
He only gives you fucking nine back.
Like that's not that's not worth it.
Like I'm barely breaking even.
Are these just like shitty fucking scratch offs or should I keep buying these?
That's definitely what we needed definitely what we needed even more speed
Hmm I gotta buy one I gotta see what the what the hype's about
All right, if I get three acts wait pick delicious berries and get multipliers to make your prices go wild but watch out for worms
Oh, wow, my coin is really weak for that right now. I need to upgrade my coin like pretty badly
Also probably my luck
Right now these should not suck
They're still ass they're still ass how are they still ass?
Oh my god
Oh maybe they leveled up. Now they're good. Wait now they're good, now they're good, now they're good.
Now they're still ass!
I got a jackpot! I got a jackpot! I got a jackpot! That would be crazy prestige.
Steel coin? Mmmmmmm... I really do want to scratch these.
Actually
Wait what these awesome
Did I just get really lucky there
Oh my god and the malty and the fucking malty holy shit dude like skip thrift store this
This is way better.
I mean, it's just a burning.
Oh, never mind.
Okay.
Well, that was a ways.
Can't scratch the worms.
You scratch a worm, it's pretty fucking bad.
These are starting to not suck.
There's a 6% chance for minus quadrillion.
That's not very like I'm still gonna profit, so I think I should stop buying those and start buying thrift stores
What is 1.49 sx
Septillion septillion where does it end? Where does it end?
I feel like you still profit as long as you don't hit a worm.
And it's a 3x.
Oh my god final chance
We're here
It's one septillion
Oh my god. And it's a big roll of the dice.
Wait, I feel like we're not getting any worms anymore.
But it's so really bad if you get a worm.
Like, it ruins your run if you get a fucking worm.
Yeah, now there's a worm.
I can't give them to the bot yet.
I need my luck up.
Oh, I feel like we should get our way I can buy it right now. I
Feel like I should get my lock up one more time before final chance
You'd be a 3x be a fucking 3x. Oh my god
My god
Noooo, don't let the Autobots scratch that shit.
It's not good. That's really not good.
We're about to die.
We're about to die. Wait, jackpot?
Another one.
Kill scrap spot.
Yes.
Cat is dead.
Wait.
Cat died, but I still have to redeem this.
That's Gigi's.
Fuck!
We've received you.
There's a mistake now.
Still pretty far off.
I have 200 upgrade points though.
Permanently locked after dying three times, super jackpots are less rare.
Scratch bot can wash plates sucks.
20% on fully scratched tickets
That's a hundred percent worth it scratch bot starts with more capacity strength and speed. Oh
We are actually going to instantly scale start with a 10 coin
Give me a good coin to start more JP on jackpots
Bulk buying for tickets that's more convenience. I'm fine with spamming
Plus 10% ticket level?
Start with a spell book, not really that good.
3XXP for manually scratched.
Start with a fan.
That's pretty good. I kind of would rather start with Mundo.
Dude, we have so many upgrade points.
Start with a box.
Prestige.
Alright, we're doing one more run today.
One more run today and then we're done.
I mean, like, this should be like instantaneous jackpot shit.
I thought I hit start with a fan, but I'm not.
I'm a jackass.
Dude, the coin I took from the right to the left.
I already got a jackpot.
When I start with instant scratches,
and look at the leveling it does.
Oh my God.
Yeah, manually scratching's gotta be a play.
We're gonna actually get back to where we were like instantly.
Like I think we'll be there in like five minutes.
I'm probably gonna instant buy a fan just so I don't have to fucking do that shit.
Cause my scratch bot's like crazy good.
But it's not even unlocked.
Damn, did you see how full tree bad?
It's just the worm sucks.
Actually, apple tree might not be that bad.
That's a lot.
I don't know if I should be buying these, and never mind, it's fully worth it.
Double upgrade lock.
I buy it fan
Fan battery oh my god it auto blows I didn't even realize I bought that
We're already a lucky cat what I mean like we're progressing so fast
Fan speed, sure. Fan battery, sticky mat. Fan battery.
Dude, chat. This is, turn it off.
Oh, but I'm not lying.
Lucky cats could still be ass.
And they are.
Oh, I hit a jackpot there and fucking threw it.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but we could upgrade lucky cats so fast.
Trash luck again. Lucky cats.
I don't like that noise. I don't like that noise. Can I say that?
I don't like that it makes that noise every time.
Trying to piss me off a little bit.
Already have a new catalog.
Not going to accept that.
I could just spam upgrade the battery and then I will just never stop.
I don't know if I should buy Lucky Caps because they could still be bad, but I could just
deny them if they are.
And now the odds of them being bad is really low.
Yeah, we're gonna buy lucky cash now.
Oh my god.
Actually think we could immediately just jump to sand dollars.
Is it game battery as it's off?
Oh, it went 20 reset it.
So it'll just like, blow infinitely.
Oh, I think we immediately just dropped the sand dollars now.
Sand dollars can never be bad.
I might need to buy mo- Wait, I don't even have Mundo yet.
Yeah, we have to. It's gonna stand dollars.
Oh god, the turtle.
Arrrrrrrrrr.
Not a fan of the fucking turtle.
Turtle is a real shitter.
I gotta I gotta start upgrading these guys get some manual scratches in really
upgrades really upgrades the ticket for manual scratches I'm gonna have to
instant start doing the turtles I'm gonna get my walk up one step before I
start investing in the turtles because off rip they kind of suck oh my god we have
moon down I said I was gonna upgrade my lock and I like and I like I need upgrade
my luck once I think I think we're good
manual and then we spam by turtles
I
Love them up
Oh my god jackpot
Are we at nine billion
Yeah, I could upgrade my lock one more time and I think these are good to buy.
Please!
Fucker.
Now it's an 8% chance for a minus 2.6 billion.
I still feel like these are better manually scratched, okay?
Why not?
Pass.
Snake Eye is not yet.
Nekai is not yet.
Scratchbox speed, strength capacity.
That battery is going so long that I thought, ooh.
Might still be more worth it to buy them manually.
And I just get higher levels.
Jackpot on the hand scratch is crazy.
luck upgrade double luck double luck upgrade actually
I think I survived snake eyes
What is a snake eyes at okay
5% for minus 2 billion still a better still a better chance here
I think it is worth it.
That might have been a horrid play.
Alex thank you for the threat.
Am I an asshole? My brother's on trims. I can visit without if he peas in his bed everywhere. It makes sense if he did
Yeah, kind of act a super of a subject Gavin and use him for the sub just a creature for the sub
Rides in TV Perth
Serato minty Lulo and DRX they give the five gift it's the fitness for the sub nag. Thank you for the three
Why never prestige Mundo I should have done that then we would have been able to win
I
Know I don't buy a bomb yet
Okay, I got this up
By moonda, but I'm gonna make him go to sleep actually no he can
Mundo can scratch here. Okay. No, he can't moonda moonda stop moonda stop moonda stop
Mundo was getting me some duds there. I forgot I could still get negatives
Dude, that many zeros?
That many zeros?
Is my walk that ass?
Wait, are these shitty?
I need to upgrade my coin too.
like I can't really scratch very quickly
oh god we still have to go through all the shit we have a whole nother what I
think we have a whole nother catalog after this it's gonna take so long
because it's the next catalog and then it's another one after that because because I died
it again. Oh God. I've got to pay.
We're back.
Pull up.
Quick rejuice, I go like this. I gotta be also
I at least want to get through this day, so I just want to fucking ought to make money real quick while I do this
Oh my god
You outro music
What the fuck are you talking about?
Cue outro music.
We're making infinite money right now while I'm AFK.
Is that not crazy?
I'm ordering a burrito.
Oh hell yeah, oh hell yeah, and hell, why not have some large chips?
do me well. And I think of the sub Valorant take for the sub Alex think of the three already
read that. All right chat let's lock in and fucking beat that shit. We're about to rake
an infinite amount of money right now.
There's got to be a jackpot in here.
I knew there would be a jackpot.
There would be a jackpot there, thank you.
Literally called it out right before.
Quick lockup frame.
another lock upgrade why not why not why not why not oh my god 90% chance of
a jackpot on that I think I just wasted money on that
Trillion every time
Bombs aren't looking that bad I
Oh my god three sixes on that would have been crazy what everybody is doing in you've got me through the rest
Uh through the rest of the streamer that art. Wait, you've gotten me through a lot. You're the best streamer. Thank you
Okay
We instinctly hit a jackpot on bomb.
Almost always gonna be good.
We'll upgrade scratch speed.
I kinda wanna upgrade Mundo's speed, too.
Even though we're not using him right now, cause I know we'll use him later.
Oh god. We're on to the bank break bullshit. We're on to the bank break bullshit. Still
thinking of the stuff. Are we doing coinflips and chat? What are the chats we can about?
Scratchlock. Gotta always upgrade Scratchlock before you go to the next gear because the
The next one's always at it.
You don't have Scraps lock.
Scraps lock's a strength.
And why am I not upgrading fan speed?
Fan's break.
500 trillion? Dude, look at all this other shit I can unlock.
100 trillion? It's a loss.
100 trillion loss. Yikes, dude.
I mean, what the fuck?
Gotta get the upgraded lock again, and now it should be go.
It's $0.
now it should be good five trillion return five trillion return are we
serious that's breaking even holy ass oh wait but I forget I have multipliers
from manual scratching. Upgrade the coin.
It's selfless stuff, gotta feed it.
Oh, god.
Well, now we surely make money from a bank.
Surely the bank price pays off here.
400 trillion. The returns are crazy.
We are so bad
Mundo your time is now buddy wake up
I need your speed
Yuck
Right into another
Got to buy the bank breaks. Got to buy the bank breaks. DK take a bit of 13-inch of
buddies. Once at the end of stream, I have a crush on this girl since September. I only
watch her for three hours. And I only see her for three hours a week. Still no contact
at all. Super scared to ask her out with the exams coming out. Feeling nervous here again.
How should I do it and build up confidence? Well, I think you need to talk to her first
before she gets to know her as fast as possible. And then ask her out. I mean, that's all you
could really do, man. Like, if you haven't met it, like, if you don't know her, how
are you, like, you're saying still no contact at all? Like, how do you know you like her?
Oh my god. Please.
I still upgrade them so fast.
That actually saved us so much time too.
I can manual scratch these, another jackpot potential?
Holy fuck.
Do it.
Wow.
Scratch off again.
Maximus countdown.
Notifaking it is free, lost my barbox,
KK for the sub.
I don't even have enough to scratch off one myself.
Holy broke.
Nando upgrades. Spellbook's kind of a waste. Subscription bot is not. Subscription bot's
pretty good. We're gonna have him buy him Ex-ness. Ex-nesses.
Nice on ourselves. We're gonna have another catalog after this.
Okay, love this up. I plan on shooting like four and a half hours today. I feel like I'm gonna be live for another hour. Oh
God
We need a we need a speed run this
Yuck
Really yuck
Scratch about speed even faster even faster
I feel like we need to get our lock up before I start raising these these tend to be really shitty
I basically broke even on that
this is all good that actually gets us a lock upgrade as well
And I really should be manually scratching more because then I upgrade the tickets themselves a lot faster
Holy terrible pull
Still some money though with the upgrade a little bit better still kind of bad potential jackpot here
Okay, that should be good for a while.
Oh my god, are you fucking serious, Cole?
I don't know- aw, no, Barry Pickings the one.
I forgot how good berry picking was.
But I've got luck again.
19% chance of a backbottom.
And they just give me a backbottom.
Should I not be doing these?
They're so bad sometimes.
What do they do to those?
I think the thrift stores could be good now.
Wait, turn him off. Oh my god.
It's really loud.
Wow, a lot of dust.
A lot of dust.
A lot of bad cards here.
It is worth it.
We're still profiting.
I think I got to go to berry picking now.
God, my coin is terrible.
I'm losing money!
Now.
I'm losing money!
Oh my god this is stressing me out, this is stressing me out, this is stressing me out,
this is stressing me out.
Okay.
Let me see Barry picking.
There's no worms.
Bro, why is everything here a fucking worm?
That's what we need.
If I just keep getting shit like that, I can manual stretch a few of them.
We avoid the fucking minus sectillion, 100 quadrillion.
Then we make money.
You get an upgrade lock, that's what I just did.
We are so far away from getting to the next tier though.
Like I don't know if the lock is still good.
That was 200.
I really should I do because then I can just manually upgrade these we'll do that
And
Maybe it is we had a fucking jackpot
I can't believe the worm just ruined it dude, I'm trying to grab those
We're getting really nervous.
But I'm gonna like accidentally hit one that's gonna fuck everything and I'll be like really
in debt.
Okay.
I feel like at this point, the odds of shitty are pretty low.
What?
It's still ass, why is it still ass?
Bro, I just keep getting worms man.
But he's just like manual.
Is this just like a manual scratch meta?
It has to be.
You're like out of minus some crazy amount, please, please.
I have to just start buying the bushel.
Mundo Mundo's maxed. Oh my god. Thank fuck. He's asleep. Holy shit
It's like so many losses and I'm doing the right thing
Oh god
I don't even know how good that is. I don't like is that
Like, I don't even know what I'm at.
Dude, it's just, it's just literally printing.
How is it still this many losses?
Oh no.
Final catalog?
I
We've got to beat the game
Oh my god, he's going too fast. I need to like catch up to the fucking stop buying these stop buying these stop buying these buy it bro
Holy shit, just five accidents down down right now, and then I could turn this fucker back on
Okay, turn him back on what is it trick or treat?
I
Can be 35 I could upgrade my my luck again
I don't know if I should even be buying these though like I want to buy shit that that Mundo can scratch
Like I feel like I'm wasting
Luck here.
18% chance for 100 sex?
100 sex, Tillion, but it's like an 18% chance that I get like less than half the money.
I feel like I need to upgrade.
We gotta turn him off.
We need to rip these.
We need to rip these because this guarantees profit.
And then I could upgrade my lock once.
Oh my god, I'm accidentally getting negative.
I'm getting so confused bro these still suck
We have enough upgraded.
27% chance.
I'm still just getting zeros.
more. Dude chat, I am starting to get fatigued right now and we still have to get all the
way to the bottom of this shit. I don't know if I'm ever gonna beat this game, bro. We're
getting to the end of the catalog, this might be the last run. I am not, I'm not
Proceeding again if I have to proceed again, I'm gonna die
Oh my god, I just took minus 20
I need like a super jackpot
How how this far into the game is are these still that bad we're like half the
time I'm just getting something that sucks
Oh my god, dude, I'm getting like apple tree
This is giving apple tree flashbacks.
Oh my god, please.
What the fuck?
This is pissing me off.
This is like actually pissing me off right now.
We're so back, we're so back, okay.
God, my coin is so weak that I'm relying on magic.
48.
Stop going!
Manipulate time itself.
We have.
The egg tower speeds up time on all other gadgets.
One SP.
It's chopped.
Chopped.
I would never be in this game.
1 SP.
Right now I'm getting SX.
Nevermind, I just got a SP.
Mundo, wake up. I'll wait down the line.
Wait, Mundo, don't wake up yet.
Actually wake up Mundo. Just crank these out. If I lose money, I lose money.
I got the can just die.
Spam upgrading one. They actually be my scale now
What is happening why can't I just auto accept them?
Why can't I- Yeah, just dodge those.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That would have been so bad.
What does the slot do?
Strength too low.
29 SP. I feel like I should turn the fan off.
Oh wait, he's still buying these fucking things. Should I start buying the 500 ones?
Cause they're only 5, but I feel like manual will scratch them.
Every time I got a manual scratch and I don't know what the egg timer does
Wait, this is actually just infinite money now.
Is it not?
Dude, I don't even know what a jackpot would be on that.
There's a .18% chance of being bad.
Should I just start buying these now?
But if it's really bad, it's really bad.
Like, this is a really risky play.
Use slots.
I think I am gonna start buying slots.
Actually, I want to see what one to the moon does.
It has na-ahs.
Take it all back.
1% chance of being minus 999.
I feel like I am wasting money, oh my god, maybe not.
This is worth it, this is worth it, we're at endgame here, we're at endgame here, we
are at endgame here, I'm certain of it.
It gives me that notey when he can't fucking buy.
Turn the cat off.
Oh, we're at endgame.
I don't need to take these scratches, a bad one, that's necessarily bad.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Because it can't be that bad.
Even if I lose money, look at how much I win.
And I'm just like, stay, I'm upgrading my luck.
It's like a 1% chance that it's back.
And even if it is, it's still just...
I don't even know that could happen.
Get the booster.
What is a booster pack?
Minus a hundred?
Wow.
Minus 500.
I don't know about the booster packs, bro.
I feel like I gotta buy.
I feel like I should keep up trading my luck.
before I do the final chance this is the last try I'm doing this shit I'm done
this game I feel like I should keep upgrading my luck
What is the booster back now?
Table full.
Stop buying.
I'm maxed out on everything. I'm maxed out on everything. Turn the fucking fan off.
Just spam by these and I can fucking upgrade the speed.
I feel like we win right here now.
If my luck is maxed out, how can I lose?
What is warp speed?
I don't even know if that's just dead.
What is with these sugar treats?
You die no matter how much luck you have.
Bro, that was so lame.
Really?
Oh my god.
What?
Finally, this is amazing. Can you feel it?
Feel what, sir?
We're getting close. The odds are getting better. With the amount of luck we should only
need to run a couple more thousand! Then, statistically, we should get a win.
A thousand? What about all the subjects?
It don't matter. No one's ever been this close.
Bro, I am not running that shit.
One more fuck down.
I will look up the ending.
Chat, that's the last skill you get.
You just spam upgrade luck after that.
I'm gonna look up scratchy scratchy ending.
You have to spend human souls on this shit.
What do you become God?
You just ruined it for yourself.
I didn't ruin shit.
You know how annoyed I would be if I played that for another three?
It's a fun game.
I'm not saying it's not a fun game.
But you know how annoyed I'd be if I played that for another three
Hours to be able to fucking sacrifice whatever souls are and
Then just for me to be able to scratch the ending of a sunset or the fucking star system and be like oh, well, I beat it
It's a fun-ask game though. I do I like I genuinely do think that's a good game
But oh my god, I would I would not be able to fucking run that to the end like holy all right
Well, we're going to call that there, chat. W fucking stream. Um, I will be live tomorrow at like 11am ESC. It's going to be really early stream. I'll be live for like two and a half, three hours. It's going to be a short react day. And then I'm gone this 7th to the 11th. Um, I will be filming a video with Jack, one for his channel, one for mine, posting on main gaming and philosophy while I'm gone, main gaming every day. Um, and then when we're back, when we're back, we're going to be grinding out stream, directivity, 20 drops. We're going to be playing that. Uh, some out of cut two.
And a bunch of other shit basically grinding content like for like two and a half weeks straight in May and then I've gone again for like four
day ish days
And then we're back for like mostly all of June got some stuff planned like late summer, but um
For the most part we're just gonna be streaming. Yeah, appreciate y'all. Hope y'all fun
Thank you to everybody followed sub donut, etc. Publana for the sub DK for the three wake up alarm clock
I just screened in the mic or something bro. Damn. Thank you for the raid somebody just raided me with 3k viewers five minutes ago
I did not see that. I'm so sorry. I was locked in. Cleetus for the sub.
Lenin, Ravioli, if the sub made it to the sub, take over the three.
Wait, W, steal, take over the three.
Can't wait to see how it goes. If it puts this one, see it for the sub,
take over the three, DK, take over the three.
I mean, contact on my iPhone message. I've been talking to IRL for a couple months.
Well, then just ask her out. Kayla, for the sub, note it for the three.
Can't get it for the sub, DK, for the three.
All right. Chat, appreciate y'all. Hope y'all had fun.
And I will see y'all later. Who do we want to raid?
I do not know.
Is this he? He's playing. I've
gotta be a sweet, right? I've
gotta be a sweet, right?
Alright WStrain, appreciate y'all, I hope y'all had fun and I'll catch y'all later.
We are going to raid in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, peace, chat, see ya.