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How's everybody doing on this fan fucking
Tastic Monday everybody chat. Sorry. I am late. I'm like an hour late. I said I was gonna go live at 3. It's 4 I
did a beginning
Fucking sidetracked trying to plan collabs with people and then I was looking for the charity that I want to do on Tiltify
And it doesn't exist. So real quick
If any of you know a broad substance abuse
prevention or
Like rehabilitation charity that's on Tiltify send it to my mods. I spent 40 minutes
Fucking researching charities and none of them are on Teltify like every charity. I wanted to do
Was not on Teltify they have like three and one of them bro
One of them is like a good charity and it's in Vermont, but it only helps people in Vermont
so I'm like
Am I really gonna do a charity stream?
That's like only helping people in one specific like you guys are from all over the world
and so I don't want to do the Cameron voice foundation. Is that on Tiltify?
I'll get into what we're doing in a minute here, but it's just been like pissing me off because I've just been trying to fucking figure this out.
And it's like certain categories of charities just aren't on Tiltify.
Vermont, Krushmarth, the state, yeah, a city in Vermont.
never mind. What is the Cameron
Voice Foundation do?
It's an epilepsy charity. If we
can't find one, I'm down to do
the Cameron Voice Foundation and
then find one later. I'm not like
I just said that I would do a
drug prevention charity or a drug
abuse prevention charity for this
And I can't find like I there's like four charities that I wanted to do and none of them are on Tiltify
Which is like super annoying because it's like as a charity as well
How the fuck are you not on Tiltify like why would you not apply to be up?
Like I'm just thinking from the perspective of like the charity itself
You could basically raise like hundreds of thousands more
dollars from different streamers, YouTubers, and just social media by having yourself on
Tiltify. Like, why would you not apply? I just don't get it. Like, it's stupid. What is Tiltify?
It's the charity platform. All of my charities are run through Tiltify. It's basically
a middleman that prevents streamers from garnering the money, and it also enables
me to be able to read donations on my stream. It's like an input as well as a middleman.
So like when you donate the $5, I don't see the $5.
I see it show up on my alert box,
but then Tiltify just gives all that money to the charity.
That's how it works.
Like whenever you see a charity stream
or like a YouTuber doing a charity,
most of the time it's through Tiltify,
not always, but almost any live stream is through Tiltify.
The Jet Foundation Suicide Substance Prevention charity
is on Tiltify.
That is the biggest thing.
Because I have been,
Bro, every charity I've been looking,
I'm gonna look it up, Jeb Foundation, Tiltify.
It needs to be, oh my God, it is.
Oh my God, it is.
It's a mental health charity that also focuses
on substance misuse.
But I'm lanking this.
Holy W chatter.
I'm not guaranteeing that I'll do this one
because I do wanna, I always look into the charities
that I'm doing to make sure they're legit.
And usually if they're on Tiltify,
They are legit because like they have to get approved
to be on there, but.
Prevent suicide for teens and young adults
and it also partners with high schools and colleges
to strengthen substance misuse, knowledge,
and suicide prevention programs and systems.
Okay.
So it's like half and half.
And it also is May.
Oh shit, but we're doing it in June.
I was gonna say May's Mental Health Awareness Month,
but we're doing it in June.
Ah, it's fine.
Ah, it's fine, we'll do that one.
I'm down to do Cameron voice after though.
I'm gonna write this down and
Then I'll do my intro. Sorry. I've just been like
All over the place trying to fucking solve this shit I
Don't know how that chatter found that charity so fast
Raptor for the sub V4 and XC for the sub just Emma Jake Reed twister think of the three look at the London beer flood
1814 real quick cart think of the five gifts. It's not right outside and think of the sub ram take of the five
Nick and Fett take over the five gift it's a word stellar tear of the sub Dalton take over the three
When you press the red or blue button the one that saves myself. I've talked about this before
Slith chase J bird H.C. I'll do a rant about that in a minute here. Hold up
I take you let's thank you for the thousand buddies big influence for me appreciate your work as a streamer. Thank you
Many broken steel or tonk stink as law and clouds of the sub that possibly take over the five
Are we doing another donation stream? That's what we're talking about not today though
Equal and awesome for the sub Travi unknown that for for the sub big and near taking for the sub
I hit him pop sure put in Zach
420 lax juke thing of the three have you ever thought about the hundreds or potentially thousands of lives you've saved through your mental health
And suicide prevention strains. I don't think I've say I don't think I've saved thousands of lives. I
Think I positively impacted a lot of people but like save the lives
That's like a very that's a very very specific like like that's very
drastic look at it in that sense. I think yeah there's people that come into my
chat and they're like hey you got me off the edge and then I got the help I
needed and in that sense I would be like oh yeah I guess I helped that person
but it's like I don't like I don't want to take credit for that because it's
also just like I don't know I feel like it's something I should be doing as
a streamer is just like hey get help now like please you know you're ever
going through something. I ran about that all the time though it's just
even outside of the charity streams that we do.
Yeah, it's preventative.
It's not, it's like a whole thing of,
I guess more of it, when I do these,
it's more about, hey, when you are in this situation,
do this versus if you're in this situation, do this.
It's both, but I think I've more impact,
I impact more people in the future tense sense
than the current I'm suicidal right now.
Right, are there a lot of people
that are suicidal right now that watch me that get help because I tell them to yes
But I think there's more people that I'm like hey
Have this knowledge in your fucking pocket
So if your friend family member you your cousin whoever it is he's going through shit. That's where it's like more useful
So I think that's where I guess I'm helping more if that makes sense
Of course can't thank you for the sub off on Malera. I'm on a more of the sub or armor for the sub
Randy vexing dark side for the seven days. They give it a three
Cam and Abino thinking of the sub you checking in with the sub zombie for the subway take of the three
Yesterday got my tattoo almost passed out hour later. I'll put on your grocery reviews fine with the rest of it
So yes, thank you for the thousand buddies. Yeah, there's certain parts where it gets really fucking painful
I wanted to support love your philosophy. You got me through hard times. Thank you. We have the same b-day. That's awesome
I'll stay give the five any advice I don't be more motivated as a person probably the most unmated rated human ever exists
I hate myself with my life
I'm not going to graduate on time because of this I'm gonna lose weight
but I don't have the energy to start the process.
You're digging a hole and constantly recognizing
the problems that you have but never going to starting them
to begin with.
You have to create a schedule and also put yourself
in a habitual sense of, I guess, working towards a goal.
Habit is motivation is a, when people say, oh, I'm
motivated, Joe, you're so motivated to go to the gym.
Why do you go to the gym?
I'm not motivated to go to the gym.
I hate working out sometimes.
I hate working out a lot of the time.
I would rather be a fucking husk and do nothing, right?
But if you get into a habit of doing something,
you've built yourself into doing it
because you've already been doing it, right?
If you are able to make going to the gym
or studying a habit,
it is therefore just a part of your everyday life.
It's not hard to get yourself to do it
because it's just something that you do.
Like if you make it in the same sense
is brushing your teeth.
Every day I have to do this.
I'm brushing my teeth, right?
I'm taking a shower.
I'm going to the gym, right?
I perceive it in that way.
If you're able to make yourself perceive something
that you need to get done in the same sense
as just eating, sleeping, shitting,
then it's like, oh, it's easy, right?
How you get to do that?
I have no idea, right?
That's up to you.
I can't motivate you as an individual,
but you only need the motivation to make it a habit
And then once it's a habit, you're good.
Mr. Forth of the Sub, Call it Forth of the Sub.
You still can't be lazy after that, but yeah.
I donate it to the Jet Foundation every week.
Oh, that's right, you know.
Code of the Day, think about all the good life
in the world around you and be happy.
Suicide's not the answer.
Sorry for the long paragraph.
Don't apologize.
I thank you for the nice message.
Siri and Sam Forth of the Sub,
OTR and Sarcher Forth of the Sub, Super Forth of the Three.
Got bit by a tick last night.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Raptor and Ace Forth of the Sub,
V4 and XZ Forth of the Sub's iron,
and Carthake of the Five gift.
It's not hazy and it's for the sub,
the intake of the three.
Happy birthday, White and Jack,
thank you for the sub, Anna and KJ for the sub.
DK, Daxter, Aynan, ML for the sub,
Nodya, thank you for the three.
Shadowproofs on tiltai, substance abuse,
Mike, thank you for the three.
I'm looking at both of them.
Brandon and Randy for the sub,
Vaccine and Dark for the sub.
I'll write that one down as well.
If I do one and not the other,
I'll end up doing the other one another time.
Like, I just can't, I can only pick one.
You miss my bets, dumbass.
All right, please don't,
Mod, spin something that says,
please don't send bets right now.
I just think like, yo,
I try to read every dono I can
and I try to read every dono.
But if I missed your bets,
I'm sorry, but if you're gonna send another bet dono
and say, you miss my bets, dumbass.
All right, just don't send bets.
Have you thought about doing a charity on Seltify?
No, I read your bets.
I said, James, thank you for the 300 bitties.
I didn't read your message
because it was stupid fuck rage bait.
So I ignored it because it was stupid.
Your message was dumb and had no relevance.
It was a waste of time for me to read it.
So I didn't read it because you were asking me
if I've ever done a charity on Tiltify
as I was actively talking about doing charities on Tiltify.
You're trying to rage bait me.
It didn't work.
So you sent more bits to then call me a dumbass
so I would read it and now we're here.
Molly thinking of the threat.
I graduated in college after five years of physical education.
Health education got a job to teach teaching. That's awesome. Mitch, you can't have to the sub moldy take it in three
Please chat. Please don't send this right now. Uh, would you be down to play deadlock? No
RWD on Diablo for the sub maybe someday but not right now wiggly and it's for the sub if you have any videos of the launch
Kids in to play buddy. Yes, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's happening. It's a bit of launch kids
I play inner Brady and J taking the sub light to the sub don't send that's right now
Don't send that's right now. Don't send that's right now is they give it some Michael the sub chats lock in here's what we're doing today
Dread neighbor is the first game. We're playing. It's like two hours long
It's a horror game. I'm gonna hate it. I'm gonna hate every second of it
I know I'm gonna every second of it because it looks scary as fuck and all the reviews say it's scary as fuck
So I'm gonna despise the game. I know I'm not gonna like it
After that we're gonna hop into some it's horror and other random games. Cobb can move on my knees sever
Maybe burn out transit if we have time as well. Is there a crack on my monitor? Nope. It was a piece of spit
disgusting anyways
That's what we're doing today dread neighbor other random games tomorrow
Tomorrow subnautica. I'll be live at three. Maybe even earlier
I'm gonna try and be on time
Tomorrow because I want to be able to grind out subnautica at 6 6 30
We're hopping on gamble with your friends me sneaks. Lucy Chris
Very fun friends-lop game. I haven't played it yet. A lot of people want me to play it
And I'm very excited to play it because it's gambling
Wednesday other horror games we might not do full horror today
Now that I'm thinking about it because we are doing horror games on Wednesday as well
Hmm
We'll go with the flow after we play Dread neighbor. We're gonna play Dread neighbor and then we'll pull chat
But yeah random games today tomorrow as I said subnautica gamble with your friends Wednesday horror games as well as
God is dead, which is like an it's horror game
Thursday random games into gaming and shit with Ron Friday reacts Saturday not live Sunday reacts Monday not lie
Tuesday next week
Soros for our horizon six next Wednesday
I was gonna do 007 the whole stream, but shouldn't we finish subnautica first?
Because it's stupid if I start to fucking games
So it 007 drops next Wednesday, but if we're not done subnautica, I'm going to beat subnautica next Wednesday.
I assume just off of how long I've seen playtime be because tomorrow I think we'll be able to play for like four hours, three, four hours, and then we might be able to play for like five, six hours next Wednesday.
next Wednesday. Shift at midnight next Thursday next Friday react next Saturday. I'm gone next
Saturday. I'm gone the 30th of the second. I've gone for four days. Post and while I'm gone,
still active, but I won't be streaming. And then we're back running out stream June 5th charity
stream for either Shatterproof or I feel like I've done Shatterproof for either Shatterproof or
Jeb foundation. And then we'll go from there. Yugi club coming up kill those are a bunch of
other shit. Have you ever have a video you don't watch, Kim's gonna play a video, so I can't get it, so I'm locking.
When's Jack Pembroke video? Not for like a month.
Mine's not done, edited, and it probably won't be done for another week and a half,
and then his is probably gonna take a little bit longer, because Jack's is uh, a lot more edited.
No subnautica? It wasn't on the docket today.
We'll see. We're guaranteed playing Dread Neighbor and at least one other horror game. I really do want to play Sever. It's like a blackjack game, kind of like Buckshot. Let's lock in them. The earlier we get into the games, the more games we can play.
B-22 for the sub trucker. Take it with the tier, not tier 2. Take it with the two subs, two get-pids.
TfN, Gavin and Party for the sub, Ray-ration. I'm going for the sub calder for the 3.
Love your YouTube videos. You're great. Thank you. James, take it with the 3. I'm a good chatterer, stupid as I said.
I don't think you're a shitty chatterer. I just didn't read your shitty message.
Good chatterers can have shitty messages. Good people can fuck up.
James, this is the moral. See, I'm giving you a lesson right now.
I I'm not mad at you. You sent a stupid chat. I just didn't read it
Blue and Maya of the sub H and Maya for the sub Dylan and Mick for the sub Rw and Diablo
Minch for the sub Molly for the three, you know, your name being Diablo just reminded me
I saw an ad for the fucking Diablo dusted
Nuggets yesterday and it was the first time that marketing ever worked because I ordered them right then and there
I saw an ad for the Diablo nuggets
I ordered them as well as three Doritos Locos Tacos and guess what they didn't fucking show up
Three Doritos Locos Tacos showed up and French fries. I didn't order fucking French fries. I ordered Diablo nuggets
I'm assuming they sold out because other people were probably high and went I love Diablo nuggets
And so they ordered them and they didn't give me a no and I go an uber and you know
Here's where people are gonna say oh millionaire by the way. I I say didn't show up
You know the Diablo knockers are eight dollars
You know, I'm paying eight bucks for these Diablo nuggets. I said it ain't show up. They can be two dollars in credit
I just got scammed by Taco Bell. Huh?
Am I gonna get my fucking money back? Where's my six dollars? I
Contemplating get I contemplated getting on the uber support and complaining to attack and they'd refund me and I went
Holy shit. Am I really gonna do all this for sex box?
Am I really gonna sit on a support line right now for six dollars? No, huh?
No, I'm not gonna do that. So then I ate those stupid ass french fries they gave me and I chucked them in the trash
And the trash cans empty. I forgot I am to get the tacos were good
But I was upset because I ordered I ordered the Taco Bell for the nuggets and the nuggets didn't show up
It's like it's the principal of the matter
It's the principal of the matter. Am I really that upset that I'm down six dollars? No
But am I upset and I've said that I ordered something I didn't get what I ordered for and then they read from me fucking 20% of what I ordered
Yeah
Sue
You think I could sue them
Yeah, I'm gonna sue I'm gonna sue Taco Bell. I think in my Diablo nuggets you guys owe me now five million dollars
No, I'm like so curious now of what they taste like. You know what I have never tried
I think I might have tried it one time. I forget if I talked about it on stream
I want to eat a fish filet so bad
I was craving one the other day and I've never had one, but I want to try a fish filet a
Ruffalo fish
They're not good bro another place I've always wanted to go to is fucking long John Silver's I
I think it's so stupid. It's such a bad business idea to have a fish fast food place
But like are you not curious what long John Silver's is like?
You know, I would want to go and see. Hey, like what is the regular shit?
Like what's like a normal order at a long John Silver's?
Are they getting just like fish and chips like what are people getting there?
I just don't know also for the red and blue question where it's like, oh
everybody in the world gets a red or blue button and 50% of it over 50% of
people press the blue button everybody lives if under 50% of the people press
the blue button only the people that press the red button live you are a
fucking idiot if you don't press the red button you're not on your moral
high ground saving people going oh well more than more than one person's gonna
press the blue button well they're a fucking dumbass right if they read the
Question you press the red button if everyone presses the red button everyone lives if
Some people press the blue button at some people could die right red is best in every scenario
It's not selfish to press red. It's the only answer
And yes, are there people that are gonna press the blue button? Yeah, right
But if the people that press the blue button, it's like now you're risking now you and your
You're gonna die right that's the better way that we could put this if if we if eight billion people get a red or blue button
And they read the question off
Less than half the people are pressing the blue button
You pressing the blue button is not tipping the scale on the four billion people needed to press the blue button if
Two billion people press the blue button and you know 20% of the world press the blue button
You pressing the move button is killing yourself. You're at you're not saving anyone. You're killing yourself
That's what's happening
Do a poll well no chat you can't do the poll see here's the thing
It's a no no no chat chat the polls useless. We know the question
You have to because if you pull it everybody's just gonna vote red because you know red makes the most sense
The actual question yeah, you guys are making a valid point on children being stupid, right?
Because the valid question is everybody's in a room alone reading this question and they press red or blue
Right, they have no outside knowledge on this question. They don't know about the question prior
It's just here's the question red or blue, right? Are there people that are gonna press the blue button?
Yes, over a billion people are gonna press the blue button, but do I think
4.45 billion people are gonna press the blue button fuck no fuck no
No, I think more people press red because I think over half the population understands
the question or not even over over half the population understands the question.
I think over half the population either understands the question and recognizes that red is the
right answer or they are selfish and press red, right?
Pressing red does not inherently make you selfish, but pressing red and understanding
why you should press red is the right answer.
Run the poll.
Why are we running the poll?
Chat.
If we run- I'll run the poll.
I'll run the poll.
If I run the poll, chat, you guys are all just going to press red.
Like, I know you're going to press red because we're talking about it.
Yeah, and 23% of you died.
RW and Diablo thank you for the sub,
Dylan for the sub, James thank you for the three,
Trucker for the sub, Sloth for the three,
Ho thank you for the three.
New horror game called Folklore.
Senate and the game session had Alfie and Jan
thank you for the sub, Fem.
Colton Leon adjusted the sub, Denise for the three,
Foxy and Aquey over the sub, Skid.
Zay, Mann, Mr. Lincoln, Sam for the sub,
Boyd thank you for the three.
Any of these with my school won't let me put badge
still in my senior quote.
Mighty and Akaan for the sub,
Balls, Pullyer, Neb, Cool,
and that thank you for the sub,
Barty for the three.
Don't read out loud.
Sorry, you just, I'm not groaning because you don't want me to read it out loud.
I'm groaning because you used, you said my brother's sister's brother-in-law, so I get
very confused.
I don't know man. I don't know. I have no I literally have no idea. I'm sorry. I'm no help
I'm reading your question. I don't know if you're the asshole
Fred, thank you for the 10 gift-its!
Please build 10 bets right now, chat.
Please build 10 bets right now.
I did thank you for the sub.
I already thank you for the five.
I'll thank you for the five.
If I woke up in a scenario where you're either Will Smith
and I am legend or you're alone in the world,
or you woke up like you were in the Truman Show
where everybody was an actor, what would you do?
Probably the Truman Show, because I could just escape.
Fred, thank you for the 10 gift-its.
MK, thank you for the sub.
Jaren for the sub.
I am legend.
You're dead.
All right.
Lock in, chat.
First game of the fucking day.
game of the fucking day. First game of the fucking day. Let's fucking rep it. How many
boneless chicken wings do you think you could eat in a sitting? I already hate this game.
I'm already looking at this game and I already hate this game. What is this shit? Why doesn't
What does it say?
Max FDS zero.
It's not even possible.
There'll just be a still frame image.
Okay, let's lock it in.
Dread neighbor.
Big and long taken for the five gift.
It's Finn, Sharon for the sub.
Chat, let's lock in.
Dread neighbor.
Oh God, they made that game?
Oh
That game we played dread flats was fucking so scary. Oh my god, I
Don't know why I didn't put two and two together there
I just thought it was like dread like oh you're dreading something not like it's like a series
Allege 19 trucker instead of the sub. Oh my god. I like bro. I just know I'm gonna hate this
I here's the problem is like these games, bro
I love like the stupid low-poly games where I could get into character and just be dumb and there's like jump scares every once in a while
This I'm telling you I'm gonna have swamp ass. I'm gonna have swamp ass five minutes into this game
I'm going to be profusely sledding and it's not going to be fun. It's not going to be fun
Dread neighbor I
Don't have a save file
This is why people say pre-played pre-played pre-played pre-played pre-played before you ever say pre-played
Before you say pre-played, I would never download or buy this game a day in my life if I didn't stream a
Month ago due to severe sleep disorders. I moved into this remote and cheap apartment
What why did he move to a cheap apartment due to sleep disorders because it's remote
But after moving in, I realized that the apartment is surrounded by a cemetery.
No wonder there's almost no residents.
The strange events that followed made my insomnia even worse.
Yo, I'm gonna have to take that cemetery as peaceful as fuck. I don't think they're scary.
I love being in a cemetery.
It's like so interesting too to read the people's gravestones and learn about their life.
Maybe at night it's scary, I get that, but I wouldn't be like, oh, it's haunted.
I feel like it's nice.
Somebody just said creepy, bro, weirdo, okay, yeah, and how would you feel about that if
somebody, if your dead grandparent was there and somebody said, ooh, creepy, right, what?
You gotta think, bro, 89, 95% of the people buried there were just like old ass, chill
people, like.
The strange events that followed made my insomnia even worse.
I'M BREAKING NEWS!!!
An inmate has recently escaped custody and remains at large.
Residents are advised to take necessary security precautions to prevent any loss of property.
Signal's terrible today.
Who the f-
Who the fuck would watch the TV?
Yeah, maybe throw up an epilepsy warning for this game.
Who the hell would watch the TV like that?
Oh wow, holy controls.
Who's using a controller to play this game?
Oh, that's me walking.
Oh my god, I got fucking clown shoes on.
My name's Lily.
oh shit should I change my voice I was just talking like myself
am I have to do a little little right bro what is with this doll am I crazy
or have I played like 40 horror games were this not like in that not like in
that at all I played like 40 horror games were that broken glass had the
The glass just shatter out of nowhere.
My phone's ringing.
Better go answer it.
Only I knew where my phone was.
My phone's not ringing.
Oh, it's still ringing.
I can hear it through the walls.
I have black mold on my floor.
Probably inhaling those spores.
Oh, silly me.
I left my phone in the toilet.
Doesn't make any sense.
Why is my phone here?
Good thing it's waterproof. Then I drop it without noticing. Who the hell would drop their phone in the toilet and not notice that?
Ouch, it's completely broken now.
I'll just rest for today. Maybe take it in for repair tomorrow.
Take it in for repair tomorrow. Bitch, I am camping outside at Best Buy.
Drop my phone.
See, this is the shit I'm talking about, Ed.
Am I supposed to look under the bed?
What?
That's not possible.
Is it this my house key when I lost last week was here?
First kill me just to capitate my ass right now. I'm gonna fucking have to game and I'd give it a thumbs up
scary enough
Better check the house one more time. Oh, yeah, let me check every corner. There's a fucking
shapeshifting man wielding an axe
That's just prepared to kill me at any moment
And I guarantee you, he looks like a fucking slug creature.
His noises are driving me mad.
The psychiatrist says I have delusional disorder, but those medicines are completely useless.
After months of treatment, the Who's Nations have only gotten worse.
Once this illness eases up a bit, I'll move.
If I don't take the medicine, it'll be even worse.
I'll just rest after taking it
Or maybe my doctor's actually a psychopath and he's feeding me medicine. That's making me insane
Conspiracy theory 101 only I knew where my medicine was
Maybe next to the pots and pans that are just fucking sitting around
What the fuck what do I need to do
Maybe my medicines in the toilet
Of course, filthy. Yeah, dude, there's mold everywhere.
Oh. It's in the bedroom.
They always take it dry. You ever notice that?
They just eat that shit dead dry. That's fucking disgusting.
You ever swallow a pill with no fucking water?
Oh.
You gotta, like, psych yourself up for it.
I've done it like twice. I had no water, I put the tylenol. I put the two tylenol and no water.
I was just like, come on!
You saw that shit, you feel it, just inch down.
Ah!
What was that?
Ah!
Bad-ass light switch.
The power just go out.
Strange noises again.
I'm gonna lose my mind if I keep this up.
It is bitch-flap.
Are we dead-ass?
Tell me there's a flashlight.
A lighter!
Ah!
Always!
Hey!
It's the 21st century and the one mode I have an iPhone and I don't own a flashlight.
I am a fucking Zippo-Liter!
I am a Zippo-Liter that I gotta fucking wander around.
Am I gonna hide in there?
What am I looking for?
Oh my fuck this shit!
What the fuck?
That dude was just taking pictures of me on a Polaroid.
That guy's like Dexter.
I have nothing in the fridge.
Oh my god, I can't do this.
Maybe I don't have a fucking...
Maybe I don't have a flashlight.
That is human fate. Now it's the doll.
It's the doll. It's the doll.
Do I pick you up?
Door's locked.
From the inside? I can't get out?
What?
What the fuck ass apartment is this?
Well, my landlord messed a lot of me in again.
I didn't find anything.
Am I just being paranoid?
My head hurts so much.
I should go back and sleep again.
You could be waiting under the bed this time.
Know it. Know it.
The TV's on.
I despise this.
I do.
I wonder who those could be.
What type of show is this?
A woman holding a lighter and a creepy man holding an axe behind her.
Hopefully she'll be okay.
I SAW IT!
What the fuck?
He just starts taking pictures of me.
He's under the bed!
Oh my God.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh you gotta think though, I'm in the most, I'm in the best possible scenario I could be.
He's stuck under the bed.
I was gonna say he's stuck under the bed and I'm above him. I could just start stomping on his hands.
This is like another day if it weren't for fixing my phone I wouldn't even go out.
My phone still isn't fixed today.
I really can't keep for a smear it.
Yo, and I, like, is this a real person?
Or is somebody, they did say on the news
some guy escaped prison, but like,
I have to be hallucinating.
This, I'm like, I'm seeing this guy
and I'm not doing anything about it.
This is the phone repair store.
Or is this my apartment complex?
What the fuck?
I don't think this is the phone repair store.
I figured skip the phone repair and now I'm just walking back to my apartment.
Oh, I hear him walking towards me.
Maybe he'll be a nice neighbor.
Oh, the lights don't go out.
No, they don't have to.
Hello there, sir.
Are you also waiting for the elevator?
She's running a bit slower today.
I heard you walking quite slowly, is that because your joints are aching?
Mine tend to ache in the rain as well, but I do like the rain.
Can I come speak to you?
I'd better not wander around, okay?
I'd better not wander around with this guy just fucking actively staring at me if he's
out dating anyone.
Well, let's shut the elevator.
Oh, he opened the elevator back up.
Maybe I should shut the elevator again.
He opened the elevator back up.
Maybe I should shut the elevator.
Awesome!
Okay.
Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself.
Let's leave the elevator.
Is that his actual face or a mask?
Bro, what is happening?
Nah, I'm tripping you.
None of this is real.
Who's there?
Dumbest horror protagonist.
Final boss.
Who's there?
What was that?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that's what it is!
Holy shit!
I've had insomnia?
I've been inhaling black boltz spores so it's rotting my brain.
Why is that exploding?
Oh...
Well, let's swing her wide.
Apparently the electricity's broken everywhere in this fucking apartment.
Oh, this is my place.
Looks like it's ransacked.
That's ugly, so we fucking robbed it.
I wonder what they got out of this place.
I need to get down stairs and call the police fast!
I need to get out of here fast!
Proceeds to run three miles per hour.
Am I playing like...
How am I not dead?
He just hit me in the head with an out-of-fucking-fire axe.
Like, three times.
My eyes would be bulging out of my head.
Oh, is he going to torture me?
Name Lily-axe, location Pleasant Harbor.
So am I dead?
Death of a first victim.
Oh my god, so am I playing multiple people?
It's happening again.
That feeling.
Like there's a pair of eyes behind me, hidden in the dark, staring at me with pure malice.
It started in the apartment, and now it's even following me to work.
It started in the apartment, and now it's following me to work.
So I'm just an entirely new person.
Anna, fashion design studio, especially with all of the overnight work. Let's see how far this goes.
Oh my god, so this is just a bunch of different women that have been getting killed by the same guy.
So he's just a serial killer on the loose. He is a real person.
How the fuck do I get off?
Oh, phone call.
Anna speaking! Oh, that strange who'd be calling this late.
Hello?
It must have been a bug dial.
Somebody must have sat on their landline.
Weird.
I should keep working.
I'm going to hear something.
I don't fuck with this at all.
Oh my God, is he just gonna sneak up on me and fucking kill me?
Is there somebody else working here every time?
I hate this shit, like...
Did that doll just... did that mannequin just move its head?
Okay, maybe it's just a little bit more than a serial killer.
Oh, the lights went out.
I don't know, they're just shining, they're shining a little bit dimmer.
He's breathing behind me.
Awesome!
Was that a gun?
bro I'm in this scenario if you just why am I still sick I
oh my god he's sharpening the axe
oh the Wawa 942 is playing uh Mark O'Ribez
am I supposed to be doing something
Brother!
AHHHH!
Oh my god, I'm armed.
Good fucking shit.
Who's there?
What am I holding right now?
Like the fucking base of a golf club?
The circuit breaker should be near the entrance.
Turn the lights on.
Why am I going to the entrance?
Why don't I just fucking leave?
I better get the lights back on just fucking haul ass out of here. What the hell am I doing?
Let's see how far this goes
For what?
I was trying to scare me. I'm gonna find you
Scare me, bro. I'm thinking they're trying to kill my ass. I'm walking back in. I couldn't leave right now
Those double doors go outside, but it won't let me
I'm not trying to say like you know survival to fitness here, but holy you are an idiot
It's just a mannequin hunch over
Weird-ass art store this is
He's gonna be one of the mannequins I'm calling it
No way he's not
Tell me to go this way
Not behind me though
Bro, what the fuck?
You can just leave I don't think I could just leave I move so slow
The fuckers be walking around bro like we got down
now. Am I going here? No. Where the fuck am I supposed to go? Am I supposed to sit back
at my desk and continue working? That's weird, there's no one anywhere. I'm going to go to
the warehouse, finish the last tasks, and then clock out. Brother, I'm quitting this
job the second this happens to me. I literally would rather.
Fuck this.
I don't even know what my last tasks are.
Other there's no flashlight. I'm just wandering in the dark.
Go to the warehouse. Is this the fucking warehouse? Oh my god,
it's right here.
I need to check the inventory in the warehouse. You're joking.
Am I a one-man fucking shell in this company?
Check, check, check, check, check.
Oh my god, he's gonna be one of them.
Check, check.
That's all. That's good.
Oh!
Did I leave? Finally done. I should hurry home.
Let's pick up the pace. Let's pick up the pace.
Let's drag our fucking fat-ass feet out of here.
Let's leave. Let's leave.
Oh my god, I...
Hello?
Who are you?
If you call again, I'm calling the police.
The second I turn on the bed.
What the fuck is that?
I
Knew I'm gonna be on my way out of here though. It's nice seeing you guys. Oh my god. He's gonna be in the dark
You just locked it. Oh
No, you didn't
What was that noise I thought he'd locked it
God don't tell me I gotta need I need to take the stairs. Oh my god
I'm gonna wait for the fucking elevator.
Are you serious?
I'm actually gonna wait for the fucking elevator right now.
Why would I wait for the elevator?
Why would anybody wait for the elevator here?
How many times have we got a sharp in the axe, or are we trying to fucking do a paper-cut
test?
He's gonna just fucking open it again.
He did the same thing last time.
Oh my god, is the elevator broken?
Let's take the stairs!
Hopefully there's not a trap!
Hopefully there's not a trap or a man waiting for the sharp axe for me.
Oh boy!
Yo, this will be great!
Let's run down the stairs!
There's gonna be a fuckin' Kevin from Home the Longtrap. Home the Longtrap.
Oh my, oh my, oh the power's out.
Home the power's out, he's gonna be fuckin' running at me.
Oh, let's take the nine stories down.
Hopefully there's not marbles on the ground or something.
Oh, the fuckin' creepy ducky doll.
Oh, awesome.
My flashlight, I, uh, the-
Oh!
Shut that shit off!
Put that shit out.
Swing the corners.
Slow and steady.
Listen for sound cues.
What do you eat?
What was that?
What is this?
Oh my god, why am I looking over?
What's the- what's the- what's the- what's the- what's the plan?
Huh, what's the plan? Am I still walking down or am I walking back out now?
Are you gonna walk towards them?
Okay, yep.
Well, let's go towards the guy with the mask.
That's obviously the best, most logical thing that we could be doing.
Oh, and the door's locked. Yeah, let's go in the basement.
Oh, let's go in the basement.
Yeah, oh yeah, let me climb through the vent.
Oh, I could get out through the fucking ventilation services.
This is more than seven floors.
Brother. Am I intimately walking? What is happening?
I'm not... bro.
There's somebody standing there.
And he just walked away.
Dude, this is the longest stair.
Can I pick up a flashlight? Oh my god, no. I think I'll use the phone.
Actually, fuck this. I'm gonna keep walking down.
What happens if I keep walking down? I don't take the bait.
AHHHHHH! Oh my god!
Okay, this guy's a bit of a cornball, I'm not gonna lie.
He's a- What?
I'm back. Oh, I have to follow what the game wants me to do. Nah, that's fucking lame.
If I don't follow what the game wants me to do, it chases me. Oh, I can't even go...
AHHHH! What?
I
Type corners type owners like it's an ass car
Swinger wide swing or wide swing left
Swinger wide swing left
He's wearing some stupid ass mask and a trench coat. He's wet. He won't be able to chase me keep going
Keep going
That's not locked. It's fucking locked. I'm dead.
Oh my god, why am I putting my head through that? Why am I putting my head through this?
Why am I putting my head through this?
He's gonna fucking to castate me right here. It's behind me.
I see one!
Just keep going. Just keep going.
Just keep fucking trucking. He might have passed us. He's probably waiting for me.
He's swing with me. The chain gets longer every time. The door's slightly wider.
Now's my chance.
Keep going.
Keep going. What the fuck? I'm in the back rooms.
I'm losing my mind. Where am I?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There's a trash. What is that? Cheese. How do I get over there?
this way
it's all a loop
everything's connected
called it
what?
nevermind, I'm a dumbass
I thought I understood it
I don't understand it at all
oh fuck I need a key
the tour on the first force locked
What type of establishment do I work in where we have that type of law?
Where am I supposed to go?
Up here.
Oh my god, yes.
And then right here, Key.
Go back down.
Ah!
You fucker, dude.
I'm telling you, I'll kill his ass, bro.
I don't care if my name's Anna and I'm 5'4", and 110 pounds.
I am hitting him with the fastest roundouts you've ever seen here in Taiwan.
I'm getting on his back and I'm railing on him.
I've bitten him with the old dick quest too. You know I am. Testicular torsion is coming this guy's way.
Come at me, pussy. Yeah, that's what I fucking thought, loser.
He uses nuts like one of those mice I used to treat him!
I kinda ate that, no? I kinda ate that. It sounded like I was metal.
More Anna's dead too.
Eventually one of us kills him, right?
Is this how this is going?
Or are we all just gonna die forever?
At some point I have to get out.
The T.J. did it to escape several days ago.
Blah blah blah.
Residents disturb an area.
Our advisory board going out alone at night.
Feel this.
Where have all the fish gone tonight?
They ain't got any boners out here.
Oh, fuck this.
Am I gonna catch him?
Finally, I got one.
Lately the river, the fish in the river don't seem hungry at all.
Yes, they must be well fed.
That's the reason for them to eat any more than they need.
Oh my god, is this, is this whole one gonna be like I can't move from here? I'm gonna keep recording.
I was going to say I was going to catch a limb, but I caught a heel.
This is where he buries the bodies like Dexter.
Fuck.
Trash bags full of human limbs.
I hear somebody behind me.
I'm just not going to turn around.
out waiting on the next fish country roads dead fish how did I catch a dead fish
That's bad luck. How do you catch a dead fish? What do you mean that's bad luck? How did it play?
I'm never opening that suitcase. That's why I'm opening the suitcase.
Hold up, pause game, pause game, pause game. I'm opening that suitcase. Okay?
Calling the cops, but just curiosity chat.
Are you, like say you find like a blood-soaked suitcase
in the wilderness.
Are you opening it?
I have to.
Because they're not gonna let me see it.
And I may be traumatizing myself by opening it.
I would call them and say,
I found a suitcase or would I open it first?
Oh, but what if there's a bomb in it?
I don't know that's a really that's actually because it's like what if there's like a weapon or something
I'm live streaming it. I would not live stream that that would be to us
I said if I ever found an alien I'd live stream that
Beat it to death with a hammer
World star world star
I'm not going to open the suitcase, are you serious?
Wait, they're all my fucking fish now.
Oh, I'm leaving.
So I want to see what's in the suitcase.
I'm not allowed to see what's in the fucking suitcase, are you serious?
I mean, that's just fucking baiting.
That's kind of cringe.
It's a body.
I would assume it's all gets a body as well. I don't know how you'd fit a body in that type of suitcase
Definitely over the 50 pound maximum you're gonna have to play that out pay the actual weight charge
Something like somebody gargling on some nuts dude, what was that?
That's somebody drowning
I'm gonna turn to that Logan Paul scene, guys.
I think, there's a dead body in that smear case.
What's that noise?
What am I hearing dunking the water right now?
Like, oh my God, is he tossing?
Bro, he's tossing that many bodies?
Gotta be a cheaper way to dispose of people, right?
Gotta be a cheaper way to dispose of a body.
I mean, he is buying heavy-duty, four-wheel, suitcases.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
I couldn't run!
It wouldn't let me run!
Today's the only day worth being happy about lately.
I've been feeling really uneasy these days.
Sherry, pleasant harbor apartments.
I feel like I'm constantly being watched, gives me chills.
I need some finally moving out.
All the misery here, here I'll be over.
This is the same apartment complex. There's scratches on the walls.
I enjoyed my last birthday in the apartment.
Dude, I'm gonna die on my birthday.
Holy...
Well, I have a package.
As I was saying, though, gotta be a cheaper way to dispose of bodies now.
He's flying... He's flying hardshell four-wheel suitcases.
There's gotta be 60 bucks a pop.
I mean, you just gotta, yeah, dissolve the body in acid or fucking put it in a trash bag, some other shit.
I don't know.
And then it's just gonna float, left my keys at the office.
Oh, so I gotta go all the way back downstairs.
Remember to throw spare keys around here.
Awesome.
Oh, why aren't they here? Probably because the guy's in the fucking apartment.
Got a human in that trash bag.
That's a human in that trash bag.
Am I not going to open? You see a trash bag moving and you don't open.
These are the dumbest people of all time.
He's just in the apartment. Let's just have him kill me real quick.
Oh, the lights are off. Oh, the circuit breaker must be out.
Let me grab my lighter.
There's candles in the room.
I bought myself a cake.
Regarding the recent cases of missing one and living alone,
They are suspected to be connected to the previously skid convict.
Police are conducting a full-scale investigation.
Oh, they're doing a pretty black-hauster fucking job.
That's the shower head?
Yo, game devs, game devs, can we have some better bathroom design? Where's the drain?
Is it just flooding into the kitchen? I'm showering.
The toilet, the shower's going into the toilet.
Wait too close together. She's not making any fucking sense. Can I shut this shit off?
That's not...
Oh yeah, creepy ass bedroom. Fuck yeah!
Oh my god.
Thick ass candles too. Something just fell over there. I'm not even gonna go look at it.
I remember the lighters by the door.
Fuck this is the point in that.
And the dolls here every time they never question that, you have the same doll every single
every single person owns this doll.
All set.
That'd just be a popular one.
It's like bluey in this universe.
This is my last birthday here.
Honey, it's your last birthday ever.
Is this a fucking jack in the box?
Am I falling asleep at the table?
Yeah, motherfuckers, what?
Oh my god, he's humming it!
He's humming it!
Let me off!
Ah!
Am I dead?
No way I'm not dead, bro!
What?
Oh, I've heard dead body laying on top of me.
Did he think I was dead?
Oh, I got Scarlet Rock.
I am fucked up.
I feel like I have to be bleeding out.
If he threw me in a room with dead bodies, he must think I'm dead.
Oh my god, my goal is to just escape.
So is this the person that can live?
Oh wait, what's that over there?
What's this? What's this?
That's... oh no, it's not.
Oh my god, do you think I have to actually start gathering items now that...
Are these human bodies?
No, that looks like a pig.
seems to be locked okay so there's key for that lockbox something useful
there so that creepy-ass cabinet you probably just wait in that shit dude you
gotta go find a key I should probably not make noise you think that matters
I wonder I don't know if he's like if he has like sound cues and he's like searching for me
I'm hearing him
He is in this room
You know, I've used some shit off this dead girl
She really gonna be needing that shit anymore
Dude, he just stuffed in dead bodies left and right. How many people has he killed?
She just had the key in her hands?
Got the death grip on this. What am I getting? Monkey fall wishes? Get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna shut up. Seems to be locked. I just got a key.
Is this a key for something else?
What's the key for? Take it out of this little detail. This was not open before. Or maybe
I just didn't see it. Oh, you think I'll need a screwdriver to open that lock box? It's
It's just an ominous chair.
It's the thinking chair.
Y'all got a thinking chair in your room?
Sit in the middle.
Oh, this isn't it.
I'm done as fuck.
I'm done.
How was I supposed to survive that?
But there's no way I did that wrong.
This is a strip.
Bro, he just dragged me back here.
Am I dead now?
No way he let me live again.
He's like toying with me.
She's alive?
Oh, I'm dead.
Nevermind.
Sherry's dead.
Ow!
A kitty!
Aw.
Ow!
Oh my God.
Is the black cat gonna die?
Bro, the black cat, you've been pooping on that fucking drawer.
That's black mode, bro.
Who am I now?
What was that?
There were eyeballs in the ceiling?
Ever since I was little,
I've been able to see things other people can't.
Oh, this type of character.
Yeah, this is the protagonist.
Ever since I was a kid, I was different.
I had powers that other people didn't.
I had weird dreams.
I feel like I could talk to dead people.
Because of that, I've always been distant.
In this apartment, a great many souls gathered.
Yeah, this is the same apartment where everybody's died at.
And now, there are eyes crawling on my ceiling.
Nope, I think you're just being exposed
to black mold again.
Mods, time out the kids' famine about Forza Horizon 6.
Check the schedule, bro.
I didn't move into some kind of haunted place, did I?
Bro, you're the one with the fucking powers,
aren't you?
Are you the one that's supposed to know?
Oh, is it, are you this late?
I just said a great many of people died here.
And then I'm questioning whether or not it's fucking haunted like that doesn't make any sense
Turn this shit off. Oh my god
Recently multiple red suitcases containing dismembered human remains have been recovered in the lake
recovered in the river
Many of the deceased are young women anyone with information is urged to contact the police as soon as possible
to start with a litter. Oh, no, she's not actually tweaking. This is in black. Now, see the,
you see the black mold spores in here? That would be funny if the game ends with that.
Holy, that is not a cat turd, bro. Get the fuck out of here. We're having some weird
ass warping shit like that one video we saw that is a human ass fucking poop that
no cat is no cat is pooping that out oh you're joking the guys already in here
clean up the trash are you fucking serious this guy's already living in
here for like a week
and now I gotta go take the stairs to go take out the trash
What are the chat over here?
Just empty coffee mugs. I should go throw this out.
I'm just fucking sprinting that shit. Leave the door open. How a lot of men. He's probably already in there.
Swing it.
Trash all over the floors too. Should I be courteous and pick it up? I'm already going to the fucking...
Oh, fuck is that?
Oh, it's the lady from next door.
She doesn't seem very approachable.
She seems like a dead ghost.
What?
Why did that door open?
She's just what?
Dude, she's go to my apartment.
Oh, yeah, fuck this.
Just gonna put the trash out.
Why is she so tall?
She had high-platform heels.
Why is she so tall? She had high platform heels on?
Did you not notice?
It's a skill to wear those, Jav.
You're basically standing on your chippy toes at all times.
There's no days, no relaxation for your feet.
I actually will say very impressive if you can see somebody run in high heels.
Y'all have worn high heels before?
Right, put them on once.
It's not worth the fashion thread for women. I'm not gonna lie or men or whoever wears fucking high heels man. That's shit
It's like so uncomfortable
Why I like I get it like gives you height and it matches an outfit, but it's like
The reward of how you look I feel doesn't offset the annoyance of wearing heels for more than five minutes
That's why you see though when people walk back with heels
When you see people walk back with heels, they always take them off.
They're just walking fucking barefoot on the road.
Did it TP me back to my floor?
Do I have to take the elevator?
Ah, I gotta take the elevator.
See, I hate this part, because there's always somebody waiting for me.
Well, like, is it gonna open up?
Is it gonna open up?
He's gonna be standing there.
There's somebody in a fucking hoodie and a mask.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What reason do you buy, uh-huh?
Ah, if you see if I can wear that.
Never had a curiosity pal?
I've also worn clothes once.
Even more uncomfortable.
Oh, I got a padlock.
That's a little more secure than everybody else.
everybody else. Most people just leave the door unlocked. Two baddies already in here.
Oh now the cat would recognize that he's here. What is he doing?
He's looking at the eyeballs. I'll just ignore those, buddy. Leaks getting worse.
These eyes. Why are they all staring upstairs?
They don't seem hostile towards me. Are they trying to warn me about something?
I'm so tired. I'll use the bathroom and then sleep.
Oh my God, are those the eyes of the- I feel like I just saw a human.
Oh, there's the eyes of the people that died before me.
Were they Brooks?
No.
Brooks, I would not fit in Brooks shoes.
It was at, what does it call?
Not a pay less, looks like a cheap shoe store.
Sorry, I'm concentrating on taking a shit.
I'm keepin' them.
Why?
Stop, is there somebody near me?
I can't tell if the cat-
Oh, fuck no.
Oh, the cat's recognizing somebody's here.
Cat's recognizing somebody's here.
There's an assortment in my size.
I should go check! I'm on the fucker's desk in the password!
Oh hell no!
I haven't bought anything lately.
If this turns into another side of the box or other side of the box, oh my god, am I
actually going to take this inside or open it outside?
Open it outside.
Close the door.
Lock that shit.
Put a fucking padlock.
One of those slide chain locks.
is in the box to be human head
no that thing is a camera in it I
guarantee you that's what it is yeah he'd
be blinking like that that's strange
and somebody send me a toy rabbit
it's a liver to the wrong person it's
too late today I'll ask the neighbor
tomorrow
I can't look outside again bro that thing is demented I'm gonna feed the cat
we should go to dad
dude I hope she doesn't die I feel like she's the one that's like worthy of
eating it. She's in connection to the... Oh, he's growling out one of them. What do you
mean, good night, Lucky, bro? He's clearly tensed up. He's ready to fucking fight.
Finally done cleaning. I should head home. Oh my god, you only pick up the fucking
Payphone that's ringing
Hello
Blast for me get me out of here
Yeah, I hope I'm going the right fucking way though
Gonna hit you with a barrier
This is definitely the right way because it's pitch black.
The way back's never the easy one.
These characters gotta have negative IQs. She's kinda smarter.
But I think she's only smarter because she speaks to the spirits and she's like,
there's somebody that used to live here. This is weird.
And she keeps the doll with the earliest cameras for eyes.
Come on, stand out Lewis.
Chat, if you type for me to play another game right now, you're just gonna get timed out
rushing the stream.
It's annoying as fuck.
Is this in China?
I don't know what country this is supposed to be in.
Somewhere, Jerry, a very...
That's the happy birthday girl!
So all the girls I'm seeing are the people that he previously killed.
I thought it was just dead people in general and some people you kill it's not it's not
people that died in the apartment it's people that keep
nope nope I'm alright nope I'm alright, thank you guys
okay well we gotta look at what's in the fucking suitcase I guess can I close it
There we go.
Just take me my form. Please take me my form.
Lovely weather we're having, right?
I know it's been rainy, but it'll be sunny anytime soon.
And you know what they say?
Spring showers equals many flowers.
Me have flowers on your dress. How cool.
Can we uh, oh am I supposed to get off here? Oh, it's nice seeing you.
Oh, weirdo. Oh my god, there's a sign on the door stop.
A complaint letter. It says there's bad smell coming from my room.
How could that be?
I clean the human side sturds out of my kitty's litter box every day.
Granite, sometimes I poop in there too, but that's just when I'm trying to get closer
to my cat.
I should try some air freshener.
Yeah, that'll definitely get rid of a gross fucking eyeball and mold smell.
Where's the cat?
And why is this fucker here?
Dude, all the eyeballs are staring at the doll.
Oh my god.
I should spray the air freshener wherever it smells bad, so the neighbors won't complain again.
Or I have bugs living in my apartment.
There's actual mold on my table.
This is fucking disgusting.
Doesn't black mold kill you like fair- what the fuck is that?
Is that me?
Doesn't black mold kill you fairly quickly too?
Okay.
Okay, but there's always this lingering strange smell of dead bodies.
Let's feed the cats, see if he fucking shows up. Good night, Lucky.
Have you ever been to somebody's place that just smells like straight mildew?
That's how you know, bro, they have clean
They ain't clean brother just be like strange shit down
No, but you gotta you at some point in your life you'll go to somebody's house
That just smells like straight fucking ass. I'll go home not a house. It's usually like a partner
College dorms shit like that. He was guessing the password. Oh, did he get it right?
Oh my god
Is this her recreating how she died because she went on the phone?
This is so weird.
Frat houses?
You know, frat houses are just dirty as shit.
They don't necessarily smell bad.
But, you know, if something's dirty, it usually does leave.
You have like unclean dishes in a fucking sink for like a month.
Lazy ass mother fuckers they don't do the dishes start eating out of paper plates
That's
Just saw outside excuse me ma'am. Are you a
Are you like a magician of sorts? How did you how do you get for?
If she doesn't want to talk
I feel like I'm handling this game a lot better than I thought I would.
It's not as scary as I thought it would be.
Because that dread-flaps one was rough.
This one I kind of know I'm gonna die, and there's almost nothing I could do about it,
so it's not as scary.
In last, I've become some more smell complaints.
Dude, there's like poop on the floors.
I, I, what is this chapter, but he's missing everywhere.
Oh, somebody in there.
Oh my God, there's just dead rat bodies.
I should clean this place up.
bro this woman's disgusting who lives like this like this is it this isn't
being poor this is just like not cleaning oh my god I'm finally fucking
broom and broom sticking everything up also he's definitely in the bathroom
because I can't go in there yeah let me sweep up the dead rat bodies oh oh
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit, dude.
Oh, my God, my fridge must have broke.
Those dead rats that were just chilling in the fridge,
I forgot to clean them.
Oh, and I also have apples in the freezer right next to them.
I wonder what those fucking smell like.
They're the first bite of one of those
probably is actually disgusting.
There's candles in the bedroom.
Awesome.
Oh, gee, wax candles too.
Yeah, let's fucking walk around like Ron Candlelight.
We're gonna just sing at the neighbor's house.
Do you wanna hear it Christmas, Carol?
Somebody's taking a shower.
Chat, this woman's just fucking disgusting, dude.
I mean, that is like a fucking quadruple clog toilet.
That is just full of poop.
Like, you're sitting here telling me
that I'm supposed to be like,
oh, she's gonna win this,
she's gonna survive or she can't even
clean her own fucking toilet.
You got unclogged.
Where the fuck am I hearing somebody laugh?
Oh, probably at the front door.
Yeah, outside.
I haven't even seen the guy yet.
I'm getting attacked by- I mean, he did drop off that doll.
But I'm getting attacked by the ghosts.
Did you just cry now?
What do you mean, we need to point out? We need to point out.
Oh, fuck off.
Like a dog hurt or somebody or just above me, I have to grab something.
Open the door.
How do I open the fucking door?
Fuck that.
I'm supposed to open the door right now?
Oh, hell no.
Hell no.
Oh, hell no.
CLOSE IT!
I'm gonna die!
Oh, is she seeing the floor above?
Oh my god, is that where he lives?
Ever since I was little, I've been able to see things other people can't.
And now I see my dead neighbor every day.
What happened to her?
Why did she die?
Is it an accident or something else?
Bro this character sucks, man
Ever since I was a kid I had powers that nobody else knew about
I mean, she made fun of me for it
She's dead!
This isn't like who wants to-
Looks like she left in a hurry
They aren't even packed yet.
Looks like she went through something terrible.
Yeah.
Oh, now I- now I'm seeing it!
Oh!
Oh, 15 paces into the fucking apartment!
Why?
I knew with my powers that I inherited since I was a kid that I sensed something wrong
in this room.
I could tell, before I even walked in, bad things have taken place here.
I don't need to see the black mold and the blood stains everywhere.
Or the fact that I see a ghost all the time that's trying outside of this door.
I could sense something was off.
Even by the wardrobe.
Or terrible fashion sense.
Ooh, latex gloves?
No way, no.
Clothes aren't even packed.
I'm gonna see it on the other side, bro.
I think she's telling me to come towards her.
My power's ever sent.
Right, so my powers are sensing an evil force of a... somebody possibly of a red suitcase
with a dead body in it.
Oh.
My powers are sensing that he's hacking a man up.
I can't move.
I can't, I literally can't move.
Oh, he's zipping it up.
He's gonna see me.
Oh, nope.
Press. He's a landlord or some shit. How's he killing this many people and nobody's noticed?
You see how slow I'm moving? I have to get out of here. Quickly. I can tell something
was wrong with that guy. I just get a sense, you know? I could tell how people are before
anybody else. Most people would probably think that was just a shy man holding a suitcase
with maybe some ketchup on his hands. But I see something more sinister.
What's going on? I got a fucking search for my cat. Lucky he never runs off like
So weird of him, if I'm knocking on my neighbor's door, when the door is locked, yeah, just
fucking walk in.
Bro, these are the rooms, these are all the rooms of the other people that died.
Lucky, that was a blonde woman.
We're a surfer with luscious hair.
One of the two.
I remember this house.
I remember that fucking thing, too.
I'm not liking this at all.
I'm wondering if he's just gonna start chasing me, or if I'm just gonna, like, uncover some sort of thing I could use to kill him.
Do you think he's human? Or is he like a Michael Myers? Oh fuck this.
Let's go down.
Logically.
It's the best way to go.
He doesn't- Lucky doesn't seem to be here.
Let's go check.
It said, let's go check the direction of the sixth floor.
I don't think I'm supposed to walk in there.
I think it'll kill me if I walk in there.
I think I need to go off now.
I'm not going in there.
I had his red ass footprints, chat.
That's bad.
That's four, five, four, six.
That's where I need to be.
I'm looking for my cat right now, chat.
That's all that matters.
Who gives a shit about this other dude?
Dead bodies.
Okay, this is where you hack them up.
Is anyone there?
You're telling me she never found this?
Like you haven't walked on another floor of your apartment and been like, what the fuck?
Why does nobody else live here?
I got this apartment.
Rent was only $100 a month!
I couldn't pass up on the steel.
So what?
It smelled of dead bodies and blood and there were people crying and screaming
and noises of people dying, but it's just so cheap in this economy, I can't risk passing it up.
I'd take that. You would live in this apartment for a hundred dollars a month.
I think you would have to pay me to live here. Like this is horrible.
The blonde hair was that year or somebody else. I think it was somebody else.
There's no way there's nothing in this room.
Like I had to have missed something like why am I here like no item
Not here I supposed to go back downstairs I can't go up
Here we go, she's fucking crying again.
I can't even get back in.
We're seeing this room.
Bro, what?
Am I supposed to keep going down?
I feel like I'm playing Rainbow Sex dude, I have no idea where they are.
I can't hear, I'm hearing her crying on every floor.
How am I on the first floor and I'm hearing her cry?
I'm pretty sure this is the area of the debt, yeah, I'm not supposed to go over there.
God, should I go in there?
No, I'm gonna die if I go in there.
I'm gonna fucking reset me.
I need to find this crying woman, and I'm pretty sure she's in my apartment,
but I can't go in my apartment.
So I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to find her.
It's third floor? I don't think it's third floor.
Where's she crying back in here?
Oh my god.
So this is where the smell was coming from.
Bro, it's two stories ahead of my head.
This is where the fucking smell smells so bad.
You'd be gagging.
No wonder it kept leaking.
Oh, the blood from this was leaking into my apartment.
I have to call the police.
Where did Lucky go?
I'm alive, but Lucky'll be fine.
Cat's got...
Lucky I'll just say catch up nine lives. I've won
Lucky are you in there?
Is this supposed to be the room that I walked into that
Is this supposed to be the room that watch he's in oh
Oh, he has so many of those dolls, I funny who used them.
Wait, hold up.
Alright, lock in.
I am hearing Lucky Cry in here.
It's locked!
Or do I have the item now? I don't have the item.
How the fuck do I get the item to unlock that?
Oh my god, it's just in the fucking drawer. It's just a screwdriver.
I could probably force this shit up with my hands.
Slam it on the ground a million times.
What's gonna be in here that's of use to me?
Oh god.
A fucking key.
Oh, how useful.
I'm not this key, it's gonna be over here.
I'm here in Lucky Moon, dude.
Don't worry, Lucky, I'll find you.
I know you're a little hungry.
Not giving a shit.
Yo, he beats, yo, my God, wait, no, just Lucky?
See the bodies too?
Ever since I was a kid, I saw other creatures
And I never had anybody else that could relate to me until I found Lucky, my favorite cat.
Oh, this guy's a freak. He takes pictures of them before he kills them.
Like, he ties them up and then fucking snaps photos of them and then murders them?
I thought he kills them on the spot every time.
I got Lucky now, so he'll protect me.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Someone's coming. Hurry and hide.
Who the fuck am I gonna hide?
Shut your, shut your mouth, Lucky!
Don't you say a fucking word!
I don't know, 2v1, me and Lucky versus this guy?
It's pretty scary axe. It's a one-handed wielder. You can't really block that.
He grows blind. Well, I think he's wearing somebody else's skin. That or his face is
just really fucked up. I think he's wearing somebody else's skin like a Texas chainsaw
It's all edgine type thing.
Cause his face is like inflated.
Lucky it's just me and you.
We need to find our way out of here.
I wonder where we should go.
Gotta ski something of use.
Why are there so many fucking electrical outlets?
It's just fucking wall strips plugged
into other wall strips.
There's nothing that's being used here.
I feel like I shouldn't open this door.
I got those pictures of all the people he killed.
Well, why are we making noise?
Oh shit, he is hacking up a newly dead person.
Close the door!
He's gonna see me!
I guess he's busy with that.
I need to get out of here soon. That went right down the-
I'm another dead body. A few days later, the building standards are reported to the police
due to the unbearable stench. We've seen all bodies dead for a long time down the
What is this noise?
They've been murdered, dismembered.
The killer's still at large.
What?
I lost.
Oh, she shouldn't go in that room.
She was saying, I need to get out of here soon, but he was right on my ass.
The second I fucking opened that shit up, I need to get out of here like right now.
Wait, I need to open this up again.
right on my ass. The second I fucking open that shit up. I need to get out of here like
right now. Wait, I need to open this up again. How the fuck do I- how do I escape? This game
is kind of trash. I'm not gonna lie. This is way worse than Dread Flats. I'm still
having fun, but it's getting to the point of being so bad it's good. The guy's
He's not scary. He's wearing some corny ass fucking, he looks like a goldfish.
And he's like fucking cheap. He's like...
And he turns towards me and I have to run. They give me no time to escape.
Oh my god, can I cut this? Can I skeed through this?
Where am I supposed to run?
It just says, I need to get out of here fast. And then he kills me.
Other way. I turned and he killed me.
Oh! It opens up a door.
I need to get out of here!
SASS!
F**k it!
It's just me and you!
I know this game.
He's locked in my ass down here.
Timothy locked. I'm dead.
I sweated to panic.
Then the police arrived.
They searched the building.
They did not find the murderer.
I have to kill him being locked.
Hopefully I get him back at home.
This game's horrible. How does this have good readings?
Should we try to kill him? That's the ending it wants me to get. And I love how wall- what
I'm reading the ending is when the music gets unbearably loud.
I fled for my life. The police came. I feel like I'm constantly being watched.
Where am I supposed to go, though?
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
This game is so ass!
Oh my god!
Where am I supposed to go? I want to kill him. How do I kill him?
I probably have to flee to one of the rooms.
But where?
Chat, do you think he'll see us?
Run directly at him.
I've done that twice now, and both times he put me in a suitcase.
We're gonna find a harmonizing one gig.
WAAAH!
Wait, do you go back to your apartment?
Should I do that?
No, bro.
I have to know.
Oh my God.
Chat, we have to know.
But like, how do I stay?
I must go back. What apartment do I live on?
Just watch the video. Uh, no, because then I'm not immersed and I'm not experiencing it. Yeah. I live on five. Yeah, we're gonna run back to our apartment.
This would be scarier if they didn't play the
Whooooow
and they played like Mickey Mouse's intro.
OH BELL!
Nnnghehhehnehheh neuh
Neuh neuh neuh neuh neuh neuh
like I'd be scared
like that would be more disturbing.
But like what's more violent?
Nehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehneh.
Please, sir, you don't have to do this.
It's too late today. If there's nothing else, please leave.
You! You saw it, didn't you?
You'd better leave now. If you don't, I'll call the police.
Where's the fucking cat?
Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. Where's the cat? Where's the f***ing rock dad?
What about you?
Right. He's just weak and he knows he's still there.
Oh, he's walking away.
Why is he walking away?
Oh, he's walking away.
Why is he walking away?
Is he escaping?
I'm almost, I'm finally almost unpacking.
No matter what I have to leave today.
I thought I was gonna kill him.
Put my clothes where you fucking serious.
I'm not killing him. I'm just running. I would be afraid of that for the rest of my life.
Would you not? This is some Michael Myers show. You're the guy like that on you, like,
and he escapes. I'd be thinking about that every single day. Switch off the mains. Yeah,
switch off the power. You're making pitch black in here. Yeah, that's fucking great.
I'll sit in the door and leave you gonna fucking kill us
You start packing me to pieces
Like I'm surely not escaping this alive. There's no way
There's no way this is like the ending
Kill those or it's kill those or in chat.
Bro, it's just like too quiet.
Fucking shit.
And the lights are flickering like it's not daytime.
It was just broad daylight out.
It's just always smoggy in here.
I feel like I live in that one brick city in China where there's just shitty pollution and it's like really poor.
Like, where am I?
Yeah, can you kill Dozer? Hold on, this game's over.
What's up, Kill Dozer?
Move away. You haven't even picked me up.
So, you've always been able to see those things?
Yeah, those victims made me no harm.
Ever since I was little I used to see spirits.
If anything I feel like they're trying to warn me.
Oh, that's really dangerous before a good thing you scared them off.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I think I understand how he thinks.
He tortures his victims relentlessly and enjoys it, yet he's a fucking serial killer.
Why are we reacting like you're like a psychiatrist?
When you finally break down and try to leave, that's when he kills you and moves on to the next victim.
Anyway, police are still doing everything they can to catch him.
Turns out she's the serial killer.
You should stay with me and get some rest for now.
Why are we swerving? Why are we swerving? Why are we swerving? Why are we swerving?
I'm hitting him dead on.
If you're driving a car, you're running directly into the center.
You're lying. You're fucking lying.
You're actually fucking lying.
Am I- I've actually run for my life right now?
You're not serious.
She's hurt. I can tell. I'm an empath. I'm an empath. I need to get closer to the cell tower.
I can tell. She's hurt. By the way that she's bleeding over the car, swamped like she's dead.
You tell something's wrong
I'm not an actual danger until it lets me run
I'm metagaming this I'm metagaming dread dread neighbor right now, so I'm just gonna fucking wander
Get close to the cell tower
I knew I shouldn't have gone. We'll take a shitty cell phone provider
for a service
I knew I shouldn't have gone with T-Mobile
Gosh, Frogger was just so cheap I had to get it, Cricut Mobile.
Cricut Mobile was just, it was only a dollar a month.
How do we get service in big cities though?
I have to pay a dollar for every text I send.
Why am I going to cook dude? I'm going back inside. Oh this is fucking so stupid.
There's signal now. Awesome. Awesome.
Oh and I'm in a shitty broken down bar with fucking hedge clippers where I'm probably
Yeah. Yeah, this is gonna be a f**king bad. Signal's gone again.
The character deserves an endless point, honestly, yes.
Hello, what kind of assistance do you need?
Finally.
And they hung up, I should go back to her place.
Or if she's dead in that car, he's gonna be here.
Like, he's definitely gonna be here.
I need some kind of tool to open this.
I know exactly what would work.
Wire cutters.
Oh, backup!
This is the dumbest game ever.
This went from scary to like actual slop.
Holy shit.
This game is so bad.
I'm just infinitely pepper spray him. He's like no challenge. Oh my god
he's chasing me. I need to run back to the car. Surely it'll be safe.
Plot twist, there's two killers like in stream. One of them's waiting for me.
I'm out of the incestations building.
What's going to happen?
It's the cat driving the car.
Ow!
I don't give a shit about it, anyway, I'm gonna tell it myself.
That was a lot of terrain.
The cop's seeing me as the aggressor and shooting.
GEDO!
It's been a month since that happened.
My life's slowly getting back on track.
I never saw those victims in the apartment again.
I'm living in the same apartment.
I think I'll be able to move on from that nightmare soon.
Why would I ever stay here?
to go the real killer in the suitcase body dumping case was apprehended and later kill
and later died of severe injuries.
This demon who brutalized more than five women with severe burns all over his body, leaving
his identity and motives impossible to verify.
Forgetably the trial of justice ended in such a way.
May there never be such tragedies in the world again.
Ass guarantee you he haunts me and kills me. That's how this fucking game ends
What was that?
Sensing a spirit
I'm so hungry. I think I'll cook something in a kitchen
This is weird normally I just go to sleep. I gotta actually own food
Now it's dead soul wandering here forever.
Small, independent team every time you play is a huge encouragement to us.
I'll see how I feel bad for saying it's ass.
the story good sure but like dude the plot like the idea of oh I watch four women die and then one
of them is like the one that survives and kills them is cool but like that had the same vibe as
Scarlett Johansson in the new Jurassic World where they're like fucking force feeding me she's a
covert ops specialist she's a covert ops specialist in this one it's like she could talk to spirits she
could talk to spirits she understands ghosts she has she's an empath she understands the struggles of
the women that died it's like bro that's really rude what's rude the new Jurassic World movie
is actually slop by the way i think i could i think i could go on a 40 minute rant of how
bad that movie is. I think
Scarlett Johansson is a wonderful actor. But I think she was cast in a
terrible role. And that movie is actual shit. It's like, the first
Jurassic worlds were so good. And they were so unique in the idea of
dinosaurs. And it's like, Oh, shit, we have to be sneaky. And then the
T Rex is behind them and he drools on top of them. And it's scary. And
out every Jurassic movie they just churn the same scene over and over again and no one ever good dies
or nobody good ever dies and only like one bad guy gets eaten by a t-rex it's like if this is
Jurassic world you should be killing children you should be ravaging cities there are literal t-rexes
roaming the grounds and you're telling me like bro in the new Jurassic movie the most annoying
thing is, there's like an eight-year-old that wanders the jungle in like a dinosaur infested
jungle. And the only fucking thing that she meets is like a baby dinosaur that becomes her friend.
Like what? That's just stupid. Joe wants kids dead? No, I don't want kids dead. I want a
realistic movie. A movie that has a fucking risk, you know? Because I'm not scared when I know that
every single character has plot armor, they have full never-right plot five. Every character has
full never-right plot five and one of them might die because they have to kill someone, right?
Like, you need, you need something, you need a movie where like, off-rip, they kill somebody that's important.
So it instills in your brain like, oh hey, this is actually scary.
Like, good people can die. Hold on, I gotta VIP kill, those are...
Like, good people can die. That's shit, that's good, right? Like, for example, The Mist is a movie where it's like, fuck.
Good people die, you know and the ending so grim, but it's like and you hate the ending right because you're born in this like
America cinema mindset where it's like happily ever after they defeat the demon they defeat the ghost they win
They get out and it's never like that like you want uh you want a neutral ending that leads towards positive, right?
Where it's like oh fuck they still lost something, but it's like there's still hope like that's why I love the long walk as well
Somebody mentioned the long walk. Yeah, the long walk ending is the least satisfying ending and you know that from the start
There's 50 guys walking one of them will live
That is the premise of the movie
So you know that 49 of them are going to die like that's why hunger games has
bucking
Ompf, you know even though that's why that hey, I respect hunger games for killing that kid
What what's the name of the kid they kill in the first one Katniss my friends are you know Katniss and Pete
I'll aren't gonna die you at least no Katniss won't die in when you watch the movie if you've never seen the book or
If you've never read the book, but like Rue they introduced this wholesome character Rue
She can't survive on her own. Guess what spear to the gut
And when she died
I'm not happy she died, but I'm going good on you, you know, wow
Normally that kid would be the one that lives, you know, if if if the writers of Jurassic World wrote
Fucking Hunger Games
Rue would be handy to win and everybody else would kill themselves so she could survive like lame
lame
Lame no fuck that you want something that it's like okay. There's an okay ending
But it's still sad as fuck so the ending of Hunger Games. It's like pita and Katniss live awesome
You know, but you're still like all rude died
Who else the one the big black guy I love him. What is his name?
And he beats that girl with a rock
Thresh. Thresh was like the coolest character in fucking Hunger Games, dude.
He was also cooler in the book.
I remember Thresh in the Hunger Games book being even more badass.
And he bashes her head in with a rock.
Whoa. Cato? I'm not gonna lie.
I thought Cato from Hunger Games was badass.
He was a gigachat the whole time I was like, you know, he's kind of calling the shots though
Like you know, you want him to die in the end, but Kato's like awesome, you know, like I
Hate to say in the movie you would want to be Kato like if you were the guy in Hungry is broke
He's like a clear 40% win rate like he's probably gonna win catching fire. Oh the wiry guy
is the coolest what's his name not virus beady oh god dude he's so cool I love
that like tech guys like instead of just being like straight brawn he's like I'm
gonna fucking electrocute everybody to death whoa whoa okay like that's that's
That's a strategy.
You know the lamest people, the people from Catching Fire
that just, they paint themselves.
And they just sit in a tree for like eight days.
What are they, they're camo people.
You know what I'm talking about.
They like paint themselves camo and they just do nothing.
The one, okay, the one scene from the last thing
I'm gonna say and we're gonna get into the next game the one scene from pita in the hunger games
You expect me to believe
That pita who is a baker?
Yes, sure he fucking paints cakes or pastries or some shit while he's dying
pita has the
Materials and the capability to paint himself into a rock
Like, I don't need every part of this movie to be realistic, but yeah, you have no, there's
no mirror to check your makeup.
There's nothing.
It's just like in the movie, he's dying and she's like, I'll go save you.
And then she sees that there's people in the area and she's like, oh no, Pete is
going to be dead.
And then he goes, and it's like he's covered in a rock with like realistic moss and his
whole body's painted.
It's like, how the fuck did he do that in like 30?
This would take like five hours to do this makeup.
And what was he just getting tree sap and like mushing it?
They never answer that.
That's like the biggest.
He didn't get like gifted some like some care package.
He just paints himself.
Like it would have been more realistic if he just hid under a rock. Why didn't they make it like that?
Like Peter hid behind a fucking bush
Like he dragged his body behind a bush. That's what he did and then the one dude. I hate Peter in the Hunger Games
Well, I'm not gonna lie. I love Josh Hutchinson
as an actor
But I think Peter in the Hunger Games is the lamest character ever when he goes insane, bro
I just go kill him just kill him
Just kill him.
Like, that's all I'm saying in Mockingjay.
When I'm watching Mockingjay and Peta loses his mind,
I'm just like, kill him.
Just kill him and move on.
Let's go.
Like, we got bigger fish to fry here.
And then he, like, blonde Peta, horrible arc.
Ugh.
Horrible arc.
CD-Faye, not paying for the 1,000,
but he's moninchill with the sub, just for the three.
Heard you talk about MMA.
If you have a favorite fighter,
I do not have a favorite fighter.
Jay, thank you for the five.
How are you doing Jerome Bartolozzi?
Norse and Chloe for the sub monk, take over the three.
Trouble with addiction,
I'm gonna stop before my lunch just collapse.
Well, I don't know where you're addicted to,
if it's nicotine or something,
but you could go to rehab or get help in some way.
Z, take over the five.
Is VIP a special thing?
I hear you talk about it, yeah.
Z in and serve with the sub lucky
and Z killer, take over the five.
Gifted's just raking, certified for the sub,
bought for the sub grace, take over the three.
One of your opinion on what to do?
Some kid mocked my dead sibling all the time in class.
I always get too nervous to tell the teacher,
But I feel like I should.
Yeah, I would tell the teacher, that's not snitching.
He's a fucking loser.
Also, you should, no, I don't want to add the key for that.
Never mind.
Yeah, tell the teacher, don't fight violence with violence.
But fuck that guy.
That guy's a loser.
Yeah, no, see, chat's saying it.
No, don't fight him.
Don't fight him.
But no, that's crazy.
Like that's actually wild.
Like he is a fucking loser for that.
Dan and Zavauer for the sub,
Alan L thinking for the sub cap,
even the three.
He could get expelled for that.
Legendary role for the sub Z Joker,
Mountain and TD even the sub ACL,
Aimee Slurping War for the sub,
Jason thinking for the three.
Turn 18 today.
I was wondering if you had any advice
for that you would have liked to hear
when you were my age?
Not really, man.
It's just like scheduling.
You're at a point in your life where you're like,
you're in adulthood,
but you're not really gonna know
what the fuck you're doing in your life
for the next like three, four or five years.
Just like learn, you know, don't be too pressed
to be like get launched into adulthood.
You're still a teenager, you know,
take your time learning shit.
If you're going to college, you know,
see if you like it.
If you don't like your major, you can switch majors.
You're not hard stuck into what you, you know,
definitively pick off rep.
Outside of that, I mean, it's literally just fucking,
you know, live experience.
C-slurred in the war over the sub.
TJ the big, jazz-shud, Asher, Daniel, Pierre for the sub,
ML, thank you for the three.
Drew and Swift for the sub, Gray.
Eagle, Ava, Victor for the sub,
sub, thank you for the five.
Fern Video, just dropped, Video, so I should tap.
Jason Zerth, thank you for the sub, Dylan and Landry
for the sub.
Sir, thank you for the three.
If you have the fact, I thought she was cheating on me
with one of my homies, Jackie Casting,
D&G dudes, I miss her, and I wanna reach out
but she blocking on everything.
I've already been with somebody else
since I broke up with her.
move on. That's all you can do, man. It's too late. Blazing
Tekkeny into the sub hobby in case of a sub yard, a clearly are
not meant for each other. I snuck in kid of the sub cucumber
frog a phase Z and short for the sub one thing of the five
gifts. It's big thing and jaren of the sub horny thing of the
five. But yeah, I'm sorry you lost your fiance, man. You're
saying you thought she was cheating with one of my
homies because of a joking tax between two dudes. I miss her and
I'm gonna check out she blocking out everything I'd already
than somebody else you just got to move on then man warden cousins of the sub JJ thank you for the five
y'all broke up because you thought she was cheating or she was cheating if she was your fiancee i feel
like there had to be like pretty reasonable you know doubt to believe she was cheating if you guys
ended things would you ever visit columbia yeah i don't know when now cd and not thank you for
the thousand buddies. Alright yo, chat. Count me down 30 seconds. Maybe a minute and then
we're going to hop into the next video. Hold up. We're not next video, next game.
What the fuck am I saying? Alright, not video, it's not a react day. Count me down like
maybe a minute
Oh, no.
Hold up.
I'm not going to be able to
I have no idea.
I could just title it The Family Trip.
What was the song name?
That one?
Let me fall by words.
L-O-R-D-E, or L-O-R-D-S.
Family trip gone wrong.
The last family trip.
Dot, dot, dot.
Omnis and I will have the thumbnail of me going
That's how I I take thumbnail pictures by the way a
Lot of people always ask
Like how often I take photos
I'll take like 20 in a day
Or I'll take like 20 in like 10 20 minutes of me just making varying faces and send them down and then like every like two
three weeks, I'll be like, here's more pictures. And I tell them not to repeat the same face more
than like twice. Obviously, I'm making the same face, but you want it to look mildly different,
or else you have like that Mr. Beast problem where it's just like this same image of him
over and over again. I think they might have, no, they didn't change it. Like this.
I don't want to talk like that, I'm fine if I make that face, you know, like five times,
but me going, it like changes it somewhat so it doesn't look identical and then you don't
have like a weird like copy pasta looking thumbnail most of the time.
That's at least what I try to do
Hold up. Oh my god. Why did twitch just send me a fucking nine paragraph message?
Roblox egg hunt
I think I'll pass.
Your mic's quiet, is it?
Hold on, I'm gonna send an ebony to us.
Okay, chat next game we're about to play.
I'll actually I'll actually pull you guys you guys could choose
I feel like I haven't pulled you guys on games in a while well, I'm gonna give you the options, but you'll choose between them
which
We have a horror game called cob can move
Let me look up a description of game because I have no idea what it's about
up. Cobb can move is a survival horror game where the rules change as you play. Each round
teaches you a new way that the cob, I'm assuming the cob is the monster, can find, chase or
hunt you. We have one called Sever. We're probably going to play a bunch of these today.
It's just really which one we play first we have one called sever
Which
It is called it says down to your last hundred dollars
But flesh has value you trade pieces of your flesh for cash and gamble with your very life
Will you make it out rich or part become part of the dealer's collection?
So it's basically buckshot roulette, but blackjack
And then we have one called on thine ease
which is a short atmospheric horror game where you're stuck in a forest. In a strange commune, so a cult.
The gambling one. We're probably, we could probably crank through like three of these, right? We could probably do all three like right now.
I know some people are saying subnautica, but I need to get some other games in because right now. Oh God, what did I just do?
Oh God
I just put Cobb can move in the other file
That's fine. Okay, what are you guys voting? Sever? All right, we'll start out with that one.
Mods. Could we change the game category to Sever, please? Wmods, Wmods.
10 tacos! What's up, bro? Thank you for the 1,500 buddies.
Also, gonna have a bad whispers and somebody in your chat whispering to me to ask you.
Whispered me asking you to gift them to sub like two months ago, and I feel bad for not noticing.
What's up? It's been a while since I've hung out in here. Well, what's up, bro? How you been?
Jason's also giving me some ways to spit for the sub. You don't need to gift that guy a sub, though.
Supreme Twinkie and Twinkie give the sub M for the sub UV for the three
If you could change the outcome of one historical vent, which would you choose and why do if I say give it a three hold up
At one point just working for a better life become an unhealthy obsession
If it's hurting your mental health to a point that you're not gaining a return on what you're doing like I
Think that's a personal weight of choice
You know like if you're working fucking 15 hours a day or some shit
at 12 hours a day, six days a week.
And it's like mentally taxing, slightly cut back maybe.
I am an, it's for the subserv for the three.
So I'll give it a sub.
Yaya for the sub.
Emily the bed and Julia for the sub.
Logan for the sub.
If I could change one historical event, what would it be?
I have no idea, because there's a lot.
There's a lot.
And you say historical event.
You say historical event, like change it and tweak it in any way I want, like, yeah, somebody
said slavery, but slavery isn't one historical event.
Like an event would be 9-11.
Like a singular event, like slavery was over the course of thousands of years, like, like
I could get rid of that, yeah, but it's like, I mean, you really got to think like,
Yeah, the Holocaust would be an event like what other events you could just even say all of World War two at that point.
So probably that like reverse slash not have World War two happen.
Could I still ensure that I would exist because of World War two didn't happen as fucked as that seems a lot of us wouldn't exist.
Like, you probably, your ancestors wouldn't have met, if the whole world would be different.
So if I could get rid of that and then maintain the fact that I still exist, that.
Or not maintain that I still exist.
Maintain that everybody exists still exists.
Because then you're killing, like if I reverted that and then in turn 10, 20 million people,
Thanos snap out of existence
Like that would suck, you know, so it's like in both ways
I feel like if I could keep everybody that still exists and revert that then that
Song for the sub Purdue for the three. I'm in the army nice. I'm not really watching you now
I'm a dick and thanks for the great last. Well, thank you for your service, bro
I'm glad you like the streams Nelson and RJ for the sub you all you offer the sub better for the sub
All right lock-in chat the plane server
I don't think this game is in full screen.
Blackjack tutorial.
Get the fuck out of here.
Check that shit off.
Full screen on.
Apply.
This game's probably gonna fuck up.
I don't need to be lights off for this.
This is gonna make my face get really blurry because this game's very pixelated.
I want blackjack tutorial on for you guys or now you guys know how to play blackjack
I'll put it on I know how to play blackjack though
I don't expect you to understand why I'm doing this.
I barely do myself overwhelming mediocrity.
That's all there is.
That's all there ever was.
I'm choosing to do something.
Anything.
If I don't make it back, just know that I tried.
I really did.
We're like romanticizing the fact that he's gonna cut pieces off his body to gamble
blackjack hands just say that I tried just say that I tried all I did was
give it my all cut off my fingers so I could fucking play backjack how did I
find this guy by the way oh wow this is just like fucking
Don't tell me they have the nightcloth music.
Wait, this is box shot roulette.
This is the intro to box shot.
Is it the same dev?
Or is that just copyrighted?
I wonder if it's the same monster.
Oh no.
It's a plague doctor looking guy.
Oh, is this the body parts that I could chop off?
I have a hundred dollars to my name and I gotta sign this.
Oh, I didn't get to name myself.
Buy a spyglass for ten dollars?
No.
Oh, and he has a health bar.
Hold up.
Place your bet here higher bets deal more damage run out of money, and you die
And I'll sever a limb. Oh my god
It's like hangman and if I run out of limbs I die sever lets you trade pieces of yourself to stay in the game
All effects are permanent both positive and negative
Body parts gain value after each boss if you have nothing left to trade and cannot meet the minimum bet you will die
Okay, is this HP and debuffs there?
The effect's been backjack rules.
Reduce their HP to zero to win.
So he's just the dealer and I'm playing blackjack.
Items can be purchased to influence your eyes.
Each item has three uses and refills at the next boss.
Use them wisely.
Each item has three refills and they get reset after each boss.
So there's a pen and a spy, or whatever this is.
An idle for $15 and a spy glass for 10.
I'm gonna move my face cam down a little bit.
This is a cool concept for a game.
So the more money I bet, the more I can lose.
But if I lose money, I don't lose body parts.
But if I run out of money, I have to sacrifice a body part.
21, oh that's a beautiful hand, Blackjack's Resolve, okay since it's a tutorial we don't
need this.
Blackjack's Resolve first and be all other hands, they occur only with an ace and a ten
card or a ten value card as their first two cards, 21 more, it's not a Blackjack, okay.
In Blackjack get as close to 21 as possible without going over, yeah, yeah, yeah, dealer
hits until 17.
These cards are worth 10 and aces are 1 or 11.
Equal totals result in a fuse.
If he has soft 17, is he hitting?
Hit draws a card, you can keep hitting under 21, stand ends your turn, double draws one
card, doubles your bat, and ends your turn.
Okay, so it's regular blackjack.
It said regular blackjack, but it said, oh my god, I only have like four seconds
to choose.
Stand, he's three.
14, 24.
an easy win an easy win for the bot man run predictions on whether or not I
beat this game first try any single 24-hour window you could change how
you want make it the results as you would so yeah now I couldn't change a war
judder for the sub pencil take it for the 50 and Japanese I have a graduate
degree in business financing and unless not sure what to do so getting another
degree advice I can't really give you life advice in that sense man I have
No idea what to tell you Tyler for the subservative three. She accused me of cheating because the other guy texted a group chat of us jokingly saying inappropriate things to each other
Obviously, you're joking. We had girls at work. Sorry for the delayed response
Well, if your fiance doesn't trust you in that sense, then it's not worth your time man
I think of the sub Tyler for the sub and she's already gotten with other people also
Lock in chat. Please don't send that's right now. I need a zone in on blackjack. I'm going to start a prediction
Never mind mods did it baby mods
I don't know if I should bet 100 every time, but now we have $200, so there's no point in
not.
But should I buy an item?
I'm going to buy a spyglass.
And I'll buy the idol.
Why would I not?
I have so much money.
Can I add?
Okay, I could do micro-bats, too.
Let's do another 100 bet.
21.
14.
That's really bad.
Can I use this by glass? Oh
It shows his hand. Well either way I'm gonna stand. Oh, wait, why would I stand? Oh my god, I'm a jackass
What is that? What is that? Oh by the doll for $20?
I'm a jackass if I was sitting at a blackjack table. I should have hit that statistically you if the dealer showing more than a
6 I hit on a 14. Oh
Oh my god, but I only have like four seconds to use it.
Alright, we're doing a 25 bet.
We gotta play, we gotta play light chat.
We can't play too risky.
We don't want to die here.
Eleven showing a ten.
Let's see his hand.
He is a thirteen.
I'm gonna double down.
Push!
Here 24
Here 22 that's still a boss
Why would I not win?
Genesis for the sub why would I not win here 22
What is this dude oh god he is an ace
Greatly increased damage. Oh, so if I know I'm gonna win well, I have to hit
Yo, what is this cornball laughing? How it how did he how did he win that all right?
Whatever another fucking 25 that I didn't win. No, it was a push if he had 22 he would have lost that okay
Okay
Yeah, take that fucking 25 damage fucking loser go down 50
Two, two, two.
That's not bad.
Greatly increased damage.
Stand. He surely loses this.
It ends here for you, dickhead.
What does he have?
What?
I didn't read his perks.
If he has 22, it's a push.
Plus 5 HP on a win.
Dealer's Blackjack heals equal to bet amount.
What?
So if I bet 100 and he gets Blackjack, he fucking heals 100 health.
What's a push? Equal.
If I had 17 and he had 17, that's a push.
You don't lose money, you don't win money.
22 is normally a bust.
So if he has 22, that counts as a push, even if I have 21.
That's like really unfair.
But I guess I'm playing the collector or the devil, so...
Can't complain.
Yeah
Use it three times. I feel like these items are really good. I don't know what the doll does. Let's see what he has
He is a 414 he's an ace under there. I have to head
Fucking cornball man, I really want to know what the doll does with the dolls $20 I
Gotta do 50 hands man. Am I really gonna be a chug and play 25s?
eight, okay
stand
Not 22
This is more infuriating than when I'm at a casino and the dealer gets a sex card blackjack or a sex card 21
What the fuck he loses the hand and still win instill and I don't win anything
That's like lame as fuck. Give me a nice. Give me a nice. Give me a nice 20
He flips the 10. I know he's a chug stand.
23.
We're doing good. Chappie even lost a single body part.
But I have used three items. Let's buy the doll.
I don't know what the doll does, but I'm morbidly curious.
Doing a 35 bat. Oh, don't give me blackjack.
Bro, I should have bet way more money on that.
I can't complain.
Did I just die or did he die?
Oh, he's dead.
Now I play somebody else?
We got a mummy figure sitting in front of us.
Hey, buddy, you got blood dripping out of your head.
the psycho. I can tell you right now this guy's gonna be trash. Decision timer
reduced by 50%. So I only have three seconds to make a decision. We're using
an item. It has a 10% chance to draw two cards. For me, I have a 10% chance to
draw two cards. Oh my god! The items are twice as much! I have to buy spyglass. It's the
most OP item. Let's do a 38 back, just round 100 if we lose. Just play start and first
easy we got it we got to get a feel of the table you know he's showing a five
ace ace ace ace
good shit good fucking shit we just got to win easy 50s easy 50s champion take him
down this guy's way more health than the other dude oh god don't tell me it's 21
yes 13 I still have to head I'm not greedy you stupid fuck I'm playing by the
book you've been ace on the other hand you get a free hit on a 13 statistically
I lose those I show a 12 buddy I'm losing that that's not a hold that's
not a hold I have a 12 he is 13 so he's a soft 13 he's a soft 13 he
He gets a free hit and he has another chance to get 17.
I lose that.
I lose that no matter what.
If I didn't play that hit chat and I was in Atlantic City,
there would be a drunk man scalding me
on the other side of the table smoking
a fucking morrow burrow red.
Maybe even a camel crush.
Five.
Oh!
You dirty dog, double.
Oh, I get to choose what I want to chop off.
Let's chop off my left pinky, $10.
$10 how much for a leg?
severed foot no let's let's cut off the fingers let's cut off the fingers first
yes take the whole hand can I chop the whole hand off well we could run it up
chat what if we went a bunch of a row we could really run this up 21 do I get
25 I do oh my god they give me they give me two half this is a great game
I'm gonna double or nothing chat you just gotta fucking you gotta you gotta
I'm gonna let it ride.
16 on 10.
No!
And it did the double fucking pull anyway.
Bro, alright, well, other finger goes.
Well, might as well get rid of that one.
He's shot a few off.
We need some capital to work with here ten dollars isn't cutting it. Let's just shop the whole
40 bucks is good. We'll do 20 we'll do 20 dollar hands. We'll do 20 dollar hands
why is it making me bet sex 20 just so I'm able to double 17 on a sex that's
fucking fire stand yes and he doesn't have that weird-ass 22 shit okay I don't
even know what the doll does blackjack blackjack just keep them rolling keep
Keep them rolling. We're on a hot streak, right?
Scripted loss. This is a two win ace. 19 on a...
We gotta win it back.
Hellf.
Thirteen!
I am standing on that shit!
I
Whole fucking right arms gone whole right arms gone everything's gone
We have a hundred and twenty five dollars to work with and I think I need to buy the idol
It's a worthy investment
It's a worthy investment when I guarantee you have a good hand like give me give me a good car
My god when I have a good hand I double
I'll double damage
for
That's bad. That's not bad. That's not bad hit
No, no, no
Oh my god, oh my god
Dude the worst possible time for that's a fucking trigger a 10% chance for it to fucking double me. No way
I had 20 9 9
Fuck it. He doesn't fuck with 10, I know he doesn't.
Fucking lame-ass push.
Lame-ass push and a waste of a fucking ability.
I got another 9 hit.
Yeah, double damage, loser.
Have fun.
FOOOOOOM! 52!
We have 67 dollars with the sign we have to go on ace
Not bad last damage just don't be a 10 card just don't be a 10 card. Don't be a 10 card
Well, I can cut my own head off.
How am I going to play Blackjack if I cut my own head off?
That doesn't make any sense.
Do you think that kills me?
I think that's a bait.
Oh, I can sever my foot.
Let's get rid of the left. Let's get rid of the whole right side.
Bro, we're still fine, chat. As long as I get out of this, how many bosses do you think there are?
Wait, wins pay an extra 1% for each severed finger?
Gain 2% damage buff for every non severed finger.
Oh, I have my own little buffs.
Cannot stand on 13 or less.
Since when was that a roll?
I can't stand on 13?
that's horrible I feel like we're just changing the game as we play man what
the fuck 14 on a 4 while I can stand on that and he has an ace oh my god
that's always been a rule that has not always been a rule you fucking chard I
have to head
I mean no this is this actually feels like I'm at a casino right now what's
happening
I am a triple amputee I am a triple amputee I have one arm I have one arm
And it should go like this.
Or...
50s.
We gotta go 50s, bro.
I can't risk batting more.
Pet.
Oh, fuck it.
No, I can't double.
Pet.
Stand.
Bro, you're joking.
This is like...
I feel like I'm getting fucked over right now.
Sex.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, 15R and 8P.
Stand.
There's no way I lose this.
Oh, shit.
It's a miracle, man.
What did he just add?
End of hand chance to change hand value.
Oh, so we can just change our cards.
Oh, so I can go, oh no, I don't have a 25, I have a 21.
Okay.
Alright, yeah, that's fair.
That makes perfect sense.
Mods Van Rae.
Oh, it changes both of our hand value.
Ace.
Blackjack, bitch.
Can't beat that.
Can't beat that, buddy.
Casino's calling my name now.
Chance to recover part of your loss on bust.
Standing on 15 or less costs,
I should move change.
15 or less costs, I should move chat.
Standing on 15 or less costs 10% of your money.
They are making this, I think it's cause every round
I play him, they add something
because I should have beaten him already.
Like I'm taking too long to beat him
so they're making it harder, hey.
Oh, change my, no, change my, oh.
Oh, you just, oh, Abbie, oh, 29.
29.
Awesome.
You're fucked, no nine.
Trust me.
This is good, stand.
Oh my God.
Why am I getting, he's getting plus one,
I'm getting minus one.
I mean, this is just unfair.
That's the point, why am I saying it's unfair?
That's the entire point of the game.
I have to beat the odds.
Head.
21! 21!
Good fucking shit. Good fucking shit. We're back. We are so close to beating him. The next boss we're absolutely fucked.
Calls part of my money? Don't give a shit, because I won that.
One more hint, he's dead.
18.
Stand.
Bad.
Now, give me two.
Who's there?
I just need to win one hand on him.
Even if I go into the next round with no money.
Dead.
Now, give me minus five.
Oh my God!
It's just unfair.
I should just do $25 best, because I think we'll die if I hit him with 25 damage.
15 hit.
Dude, 32.
33. Sorry.
Use your ability. I don't have an ability, jackass.
These are already spent. Blackjack.
He's dead. He's dead.
I can still cut off my head for $1,500.
I think I'll be perfectly fine.
What am I fighting, the blob?
The house?
Is this...
Oh, is this final boss?
Dealer wins on push.
BAT plus one every round
$40 for a spy glass $60 for the doll I do I want to know what the doll does so bad
Let's just play a regular hand see how it goes
Give me nice
20 is perfect. I just can't push he loses
What does that mean plus seven?
Minimum bet plus one every round.
Like I have to, I have to spend...
What do you mean pathetic, you fucking bitch?
That's exactly what I'm supposed to play.
Oh, I have to bet at least eight.
How much can I cut my fucking arm off for?
25 we're fucking bowling in it
50 hand chat we got money to spend
We got money to spend we got lins to chop off no big deal. Yeah, call me pathetic one more time loser
That's why I'm going all in on this hand
Three 18 not bad sand he's got shit cards. He wins that
He wins that cuz it's a push he wins it cuz it's a push. It's fine. Let's just cut off our whole fucking arm
I don't know how I'm gonna play because I know I have no arms or legs now
But apparently I could still choose things. Let's buy the doll
Let's buy the doll and see what it does and how let's buy that as well
What does the doll do
This hand recover seventy five percent of your bed no so if I know I'm gonna lose if I know I'm gonna lose
I play that
That's actually pretty good like if I'm facing something really bad I
Could play it and I'll recover most of my money
Double damage. I
Should probably double damage when I'm doing more stuff. I do have a lot of money now
Let's do 75 hand and if I if I get shit cards, I'm gonna play the doll
We're actually gonna go run right now. I'll play the doll
All just in case because you could flip some crazy shit here he loses oh my god
Chat we are fucking up deal 5% of dealers current HP on bust
75 I have to kill him quick because now I have to play at least 18 16. I wish I had the spy glass
He is 16.
Stand.
Hi, IQ plays!
What are you, getting your times up?
What?
Hitting double's current bet.
So every time I hit I double?
What if I double?
Do I quadruple?
bet. So every time I hit I double, what if I double? Do I quadruple? So I should bet
Whoa.
I should bet like 25.
Bro, I'm not doing enough damage.
I gotta play the minimum though,
because if I have to, like right now I,
no I don't need it.
Bro, why did I just lose $33?
What?
Oh my God, I lose 10% of my money
if I stand on 15 or less.
wait this is actually like fucking me up give me just give me a 19 oh my god I
have to hit you got blackjack you're joking oh my god he got fucking blackjack
oh my god I'm playing the worst possible thing right now use this used
doll and let's see what he has 21 is 20 I have to hit my 14 I did again oh no oh my god
do the doll saving me right now do doubling every fucking hit is so rough nine on a 13
What does he have? He has 19, pet, 22. This is rough. This is really rough. Hitting lower,
hitting lowers your hand value by 1. Wait, that's actually good. If I had like a 12, there's
There's just so many modifiers.
Oh my God, give me that fucking blackjack.
Hell yeah, that's a Regis.
Wait, what is God nine?
Kill the dealer within 10 rounds or die.
This is, yeah, no shit, he's called the house.
This is fucked.
I can't cut off my head, I'd be blind.
50 hands. Oh my god, I'm gonna have to start playing higher value hands. I have to hit.
What does he have? Oh my god, this fly glass is fucking broken.
Hit.
I don't know how to hit! Get any money back. Oh, thanks, fuck.
11.
Yes!
Oh my god, that fucking saves us.
I kill him no problem now.
Just give me one hand.
If I win one hand, I win.
Oh god, I said it best.
20 stamp.
14?
24.
That's GG's.
Was that a hand or like a fake? I don't even know what I was looking at. Was that a figure?
Oh my god, tell me how you get a briefcase of cash.
Oh yeah!
That's not American currency. What is that?
It's like Venezuela and Bolivar.
Sitting there with more money that I've ever seen in my entire life.
The pain pulses through every fiber of my being.
I start to question why I ever saw this place out to begin with.
It hits like a truck, a burning sensation crawling through my brain.
Keep in mind I'm sitting there with more money than I've ever had with no arms and no legs.
I have no limbs.
I've cut off all of my body parts and I've won a briefcase of maybe 50k.
I said I only made $418.
There's more than $418 in that briefcase now.
Beer strength zero.
How do you get beer?
in case. Oh, $234,000. I don't know. I feel like I could have sold my leg on the black
market for more than that. What does it say? You could use beers. Not taking the three
misclicked me my bar bucks back. I'm pretty J. A John and screw thing. You're not getting
your money back. Yo, how did I how do I get beers? It's a beer's drink. There's
There was no beer, there was just dolls and other shit.
Hell yeah, all of a sudden.
I wonder if you'd play it again if it changes anything.
I'll click real quick, if not,
that was just a fun little game.
I think it's the same shit.
Try cutting off your head.
Out of curiosity, we will cut off our head.
I think I'll die immediately because it gave you like $1,500 and that's just like way too much money to give you
Like you'll just win the game one. You just bet 300 a hand and then you just fucking you literally one tap the first two bosses
I'm gonna cut off my head. I
Just want to see cousin Ellie of the sub
Do you think there's any like place in the world where something like this exists where
like you could play and they'll like let you cut off your fingers or some weird shit?
I don't know.
I think there's some, there's like weird gambling that exists but I think it's more
like I don't think it's you're playing for money or you cut off your finger.
I think it's two people that are like, we'll play a gambling game and whoever loses has to cut off their fuckin' hand.
Or some crazy shit.
Okay, so you can't cut off your head.
You cannot, you cannot cut off your head.
Well, you can't cut off your head, but you just die and it resets.
So why is it giving you money to bait you into doing it for the first time? And then you know that was a fun game though
All right
We could do
Cobb can move or on my knees so I'm not a Casimara
Cobb can move
We're on thine ease but on the pole
Jack in cuffs for the sub le for the sub
Sleuth take it to the set as well. Hold up
71% cop can move all right word. I got on zip
For extract rather I
I want to see subnautica. Well, you could leave the stream and show up tomorrow
Because you're not getting subnautica today, buddy. I'm sorry
Don't really know what to tell you
How do I full screen that stuff?
I don't know what this is. I'm assuming that's Cobb, that little monster dude there. I don't
know if I'm supposed to kill him. Yeah, there's Endless Mode. Fuck that. Main story. Level
One of seven. Cobb can move. Oh is that the only rule? Okay. Level one seems pretty easy. What am I supposed to do?
Oh deliver a coal. Is that it? And then I'm good? I hear him. Oh there he is. Oh look at his ass.
Oh, he's not even looking for me. Is he stupid?
Oh, is that the point of the game, like he's a fucking idiot right now? Look at him.
I think he's blind.
Like he's not really posing any threat towards me.
Okay, easy first level.
Oh, okay, he was blind
Cobb can move Cobb can see I'm assuming the next one is probably Cobb can hear
So I was like why is he just wandering back for so now he'll chase me and I have to actually avoid him
I have to deliver four coal to so every time I'm gonna have to deliver more
Have I delivered three on day one by day seven? What do I have to deliver eleven? Oh?
Oh my god, I have to find that many coal.
Oh, I don't want to be in his sight at all.
Is this coal or is this just a fucking rock?
Oh, can I chuck this at him?
Oh my god, I can thriftly, I gotta test this out.
He's gonna chase me.
That pissed him off.
That really pissed him off.
That really upset him.
Oh god.
I'm dead.
Oh my god.
All Starplay! All Starplay! Run down the track!
Cut in! He is so fucking fast!
Why is he so fucking fast? Oh now he's blind.
Being in the dark is good. Next one, Cobb has night vision. You don't.
Oh my god, and I can drag a candle around. Wait, this is a really cool game.
Easy. Level 2 pass.
Level three. Cob can move, Cob can see, Cob can hear. So if I'm in his vicinity, he'll start chasing me.
So I want to stay as far away from him as possible. What the fuck are the other four rules?
Cob has Superman lasers that shoot out of his eyes.
Cob can actually sense your- Cob can smell.
Cup can sense your being when you're close.
God, and now I have to get, I have to flip a breaker and deliver five coal.
Oh wait, is the breaker right there?
Oh, that's super easy.
Oh my god, but he hears that.
Ah!
Oh my god.
Wait, he asked me in his hands.
Am I dead?
I think he's just holding on to me.
It's like I'm on a Ferris wheel ride.
What is he doing?
What is happening?
Is Cobb killing me or am I?
I think I'm just kind of...
Cobb?
cop
what
i broke the game
oh cop can't kill me
cop can't kill me that's not in it that's not in his repertoire
all right cop can't cop can't kill me he's oh wait shit
Oh wait, this is awesome.
Chat, I just need to put the coal on the fucking conveyor belt.
I don't even need to get near him.
I just heard him smell.
That's not an ability in his fucking repertoire.
Word of the day.
I need a fucking, I need a lamp.
I can't see anything.
I hear him sniffing.
There he is.
He is smelling for me.
I don't think I admit an odor, though.
I seem to be made of bones.
I don't know how much more coal I need,
but one right here.
This has to be it.
Is that all of them?
I'm sure I got delivered all the coal.
No, I didn't.
Fuck.
I need one more.
Right here.
Goated.
GG, easy, plusy.
There we go.
Level four.
Hop can move.
You can freeze.
What does that mean?
Like I get cold?
Like, I need to have, uh, like a light near me at all times.
I can freeze.
What the fuck does that mean?
I can freeze. You have to use the fire?
Didn't mean to do that.
Come on up, Matt.
What?
It changed the rules again!
Hold up.
It's full random every time.
Oh my god, fucking hunger bars. You're joking.
I feel like dealing with the potential starvation might be better now I don't
know where he is he's blind though he can only hear so he's actually a lot
easier to deal with and I don't think I'm gonna freeze by here I don't know
when I'm close to freezing up there's two coal here I need to get sick
Actually, there's three. I need to get six totaled up.
How do I know if I'm about to freeze?
Oh shit, my fucking freezer bar starts filling.
I don't even know what bull looks like.
Alright, I need food. More coal.
As long as I'm in an area that's not dark, I don't think I'm capable of freezing.
I need two more coal.
Oh, there's so many right here. Hold up.
This isn't hard at all.
We can run this all the way back, too.
Might have been a bad play!
I almost just ran directly into the fire.
Did we just wait for that coal to show up?
I know I have one on the conveyor belt.
Oh my god, I don't have the other breaker left.
Oh fuck. Wait, it's right there.
I see it.
Now how do I get there? I'll try here.
Oh, we just finished.
Cob can move, Cob can hear, Cob can see, Cob can duplicate.
Okay, so he can make multiple clones of himself, and I also can starve, but I can't freeze
anymore, which is good.
But now he can see, and here I have to put three breakers and deliver seven gold.
And he is most definitely going to be B-lining it towards me right now, so I'm going
to run all the way down here.
WOOOOO!
Fucking track star they're not getting me
All ass can bear don't speed boost
Speed boost chat fucking game metagaming
I can't put them into the fire chat.
I think he's a fire creature.
Oh, now it's going to change it.
Here, smell.
I knew smell was going to be one of them.
I can freeze, but I can't starve.
And Cobb can duplicate.
Cobb can smell.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm going to freeze.
I don't know where he is.
How, how good do you think his sense of smell is?
Do you think he can tra- He's like a dog!
He's like a dog!
He can track me!
Oh!
Get me the fuck outta there!
Oh, hell no.
I'm running the other side of the fucking map.
Kid Cobb duplicating this one? I don't even know.
Where am I going right now?
What the fuck is this path?
I gotta grab this coal, but I don't wanna freeze to death.
Is that the only coal that's there? No, I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of pockets.
This is gonna pass them off.
Oh my god, I'm goaded! Oh my god, I'm goaded!
Okay, we just need six coal. We just need six coal.
Risk the freeze.
Five more. That was a fucking great play. That was a great play. That was the wrap around.
We got both fucking flitbreakers off rep. There's one right here. God, it's just so risky running
around in the dark. Next one's going to be Cobb's Invisible. Cobb's Invisible. Cobb
could teleport. Cobb is actually God. I think I need that one coal that's like
really far down there. It seems like they're making the coal more like like
rare. I've also been hovering this area for a really long time and I don't know
that's bad there's nothing here see ya see ya holy shit if I run past them like
that they can't get me I have one on the way so I only need five more or not
five more what the fuck am I saying I have five I need two more I know where
the last one is. Oh, there's one right there too. Wait, this is actually really easy. Oh
my god, I just picked up the other one. Don't do this! Don't do this! You don't need to
do this! Don't do this! Don't do this! Don't do this! Fuck her. Boom! Cobb can duplicate
times two so there's gonna be three cobs I can freeze and start. Cobb has x-ray
vision. Can Cobb hear? I don't remember the rules. Cobb can't hear. That's to our
advantage. That's really to our advantage here.
There's gonna be three cobs run around but they're deaf. So if I'm a little
sneaky guy. We're good. We're gonna scan this whole left area first. I gotta find these switches.
Switches actually matter less right now than the coal though. It's so dark. Switches matter
less than the coal because the switches I can trigger at any point and they won't
chase me. I need to eat.
I need eight coal total to that is rough.
This is a really unique kind of game. I feel like those games
that are similar to this, but I've never seen one in this
like format where I'm just like fighting a boss over and over.
But he gets like mildly stronger.
I see another coal over there too.
There's like three coal on this strat.
Come on!
You're being a fucking tamper, bro.
Come on you're being a fucking tamper bro you're being a fucking loser I'm not I'm
not I'm not playing like that I'm not playing like that fucking leave bro come
on oh my god am I gonna have to fucking wrap all the way back around I'm not
doing that fuck it oh my god he's camping bro he's actually camping this
guy's a fucking chud oh loser and I'm gonna run out of fucking food I'm
I'm going to starve. I'm going to die down here.
I'm going to run out of food. I'm going to run out of fucking food.
I have no idea where I am.
I need food. I need food bad.
Fucker! Fucker! Fucker!
Oh my god! Help!
I'm freezing!
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Use rocks as a distraction. I if I hit him with the rock rate freeze for like four seconds
I would the problem there was that I was freezing
He can move C duplicate and smell still can't hear I can starve but I can't freeze
Well, they're gonna be hauling ass towards me
Wait no, they can't hear oh, there's so much bull
There's so much coal around me there.
That is literally where we're going to find all the coal we need, like all of it.
Need another stretch, fourth stretch, fourth stretch done.
Got to be careful here.
Got to be really careful here.
three of them running around. As long as I don't interact with them I should be fine.
Oh fuck this area sucks. Oh it's the whole left side. They change the dungeon every time
Oh my god, God, I have no idea how I fucking survived that.
You still see me?
There's a bunch of coal in this area.
Bro, their smell is so good.
Cause even if I'm out of their line of sight, they still chase me for so long.
I know there's so much coal down here.
Like there has to be so much coal down here.
I gotta cut in now.
Oh, I'm dead!
Fuck!
This is hard, dude!
Alright, I'm locked.
Cobb can move, Cobb can see, he can duplicate, Cobb can hear, and I can start.
He could hear.
What can he not do?
He can move, see, hear, and duplicate.
He can't smell.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like smelling's like one of the worst ones, though.
It's better when they see me, but if I stay out of their area, it's kind of like better
for me.
I gotta get all of this quick.
The switches I think I just trigger last minute.
Or I trigger them and then just run the opposite fucking direction.
Bro.
Bro. I can't see shit. I'm gonna die. Fuck it.
He can't see. This is the best pool. This is the best pool.
He could smell in here. He can't see
This is actually the ideal play
This is the best possible scenario because I could flip switches and just run
Fucking stupid
I just fucking dart, and they can't chase me.
Where's the other coal?
Dude, why is this dungeon so big?
Okay, there's nothing over here.
Remember that.
There's food in that corner, too, in case I'm starving, because we have limited resources.
One's near me.
I don't know how near, though, running down, more coal.
There's a lot of coal here.
Yeah, they're kind of getting close to me.
They're getting close, they're getting close, they're getting close.
They're smelling, they're smelling, they're smelling.
I gotta run.
run. I can't go that way. I it's fucking pitch black. I'm just
running into walls. We have a lot of coal on route. I'm gonna
need to go flip some switches though. I gotta go back down. I
don't think I have enough coal yet. I need two more circuit
breakers. And probably what two more coal or three more
one more cold one more cold one more cold and then switches. I need food. I'm going to
go back around this way. I'm going to go all the way down center because if I hover an
area too long they come near me. I don't know where the other switches are, that's
the problem. The coal is easy to find. There's got to be a switch down here.
Nope. Fuck. Cold out.
Alright, that's got to be the last coal.
So now we just got a red two switches one year
Idiots idiots this is the this is the actual RNG we needed
Then being blind is the best possible thing. I
Don't know where the last switch is though
That's the problem, and I'm losing hunger so fast. I'm running out of fucking carrots
where is the last switch do you guys know what it is
I don't think it's up notice I just gotta wait for that cold I just gotta wait
for that cold over there and they're all gonna run over there so I should
grab it maybe the closer easy one more level one more level
I can kill Cobb, but he's not OP.
Here's a battery.
Cobb can hear.
Oh my god, every time I pick up a battery, he's dead.
I can kill Cobb, but he's not OP.
Here's a battery.
Cobb can hear.
Oh my god, every time I pick up a battery,
Every time I pick up a battery, he gains an ability.
Captain Smell, you've got two good pulls thus far.
Two good pulls thus far.
He's not really overpowered.
I'm going to lay back up central.
This should bring me back to it.
You're going to put it on the opposite,
And I'm going to run straight up.
It should be all four corners following a pattern.
Yep, it's right there.
Cobb can see, not really giving a shit about that.
As long as he can't duplicate.
Or like, I don't starve.
He sees me.
He doesn't see me.
Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, but.
One more battery.
Just like that.
You're gonna give him anything else?
Wait, I think we're sad.
GO!
What do I do?
What do I do?!
Oh
Cobb actually can have heat resistant armor Cobb Cobb has heat resistant armor
Cobb can't die
Cobb actually gets five respawns made in one week bro that was a good ass game for being made in one fucking week
that was a good game. Like actually fun.
Wow. That was a fun fucking game, man.
Genuinely. All right.
Let's rub, let's, let's run on 90s now. Famous for the sub hop. Thank you for the five.
It's my birthday on the 25th. Happy early birthday. This is my first time joining you on
Twitch. It's 130 because today I'm gonna be five seconds to recreate the clip where you
You've crashed your PC and said hello be a much nicer birthday gift
Love from Bulgaria. Well, I very much appreciate you tapping into the Twitch stream, but I don't really recreate memes
It would be a little cringe if I I can't really like green my screen out on purpose
And go hello. Hello. Hello
Like I can't really recreate it, you know, I mean
but
You know, I appreciate you. Thank you when think of the three can you check the on banner across?
Yeah, hold up. Where are you taking the thousand?
But he's old man.
This old male customer comes to work.
Sometimes they'll randomly go to micro workers
and ask if they're going to heaven.
He never asks me, but I'm not religious.
I don't want to be like, heaven's not real, man.
Why would you do that?
What would you do in that scenario?
He'll randomly ask if my co-workers are going to heaven.
If I was sitting at a place of work
and a man came up to me and said, well, I don't know.
If you're an employee, I feel like you have to handle it differently.
If I'm like a diner and some old guy walks up to me and goes,
do you think you're going to heaven?
I'd go, no.
No, not like, oh, I'm going to go to hell.
I'd just be like, I don't believe in an afterlife.
I would say, I, you know what I would say?
I would go, I don't believe in an afterlife, but by your metric, no,
because I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior.
I'm dying and burning in hell.
Like that would be my response because he doesn't care if I think I'm going to heaven
He wants to know off of his guidelines if you're going to have him. So I'd be like no
Don't take it with a thousand buddies. He's too long ago today. Love you, bro
Brice is easy for the sub. I don't know how long streams gonna be where you think of the thousand buddies famous for the sub hot
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Hold on, I gotta look at this unbanned request.
We could do unbanned segments
instead of the next game.
That's really up to chat.
I think I have like 30 to go through.
But there's also probably like a bunch of people
like I banned this stream that I gotta fuckin' ban.
What is this guy's username?
UnbanSegmentStairs, thank you for the seven.
You still made me laugh, thank you very much.
Thank you, hot, thank you for the five.
Rosie area for the seven, happy early birthday.
Ladies lead is the unban request
you want me to look at.
When did you send an unban request?
Because right now I am not seeing an unban request.
If it was already denied, I can't see your unbanned request, but I could look at what you got banned for but you got to give me a second because I gotta go through
these
Because like every stream chat how many people do you think get banned to stream?
My mods would actually know more I get about like probably 60 to 80 unbanned requests a day
Meaning more than that amount is getting banned
because not everybody that gets banned submits an unbanned request so but then
there's also people that are submitting requests from bands that happened you
know fucking days ago weeks ago months ago yeah I'm not seeing your unbanned
request but I will user I will slash user you and see
Hold up.
I'm not seeing yours, though.
Yeah, if we want to do an on-band request,
I have 31 we could go through.
They'd be a shorter segment.
Can you wish we could look for an exams?
Good luck, Slug.
Why came to the sub?
Lady's lead.
I denied your on-band request over a month ago.
Let's look at what you got there.
Just spam, like turbo spam.
I have twitched now, wow.
Can you please help me with two things?
One say hello loudly to Ben and Dina, they'll be so surprised, excited.
Secondly, I hear you saying I could subscribe to your channel if I have Amazon, which
I do, but I can't remember what you said on how to use to subscribe.
Can you explain it again?
Thank you.
And then it was spam.
Please look at what I wrote won't come up in chapter.
Some reason it would mean so much.
I want to subscribe.
It's not like your messages were bad.
You just got banned because you're fucking spamming.
Also, the emojis you use make you seem like a twitch bot.
That's not a diss.
It's just like this looks like copy
pasta based off like these like twitch emojis that are being used so it was
first time watching yeah and then you typed again it was the same message you
typed a few days prior can you give a big shout out to Ben and his sister Dina
from Norway I can't remember Ben Ben is the best in the world it's something
awesome I can't remember Valorant genius in general to follow you since
The star is username.
He's given subs.
That's a question about subbing.
Oh, is this the person that requested the unban for them?
Let me look at their user.
Well, this person isn't even in chat.
So I'm assuming it's this is you.
Like, it's a nice message, but chat, like, all unban you
because you're not, like, you're not a bad chatter.
You're just spamming, like, just don't spam.
But I got to say, I know you might
want me to say hi to your friends or your family.
But just because it's a nice message
doesn't mean it should be spammed.
Because I probably get asked 500 times a day for me to be like,
hey, can you say hi to my brother, Gabe?
Can you say hi to Blank?
They're bannivating.
They're not bannivating.
This is the brother that was in chat asking about it, Ben.
or Ben and his sisters. So maybe this is the mom. I don't really know. But yeah, you just can't spam and chat. That's why you got banned. You saying, can you say hi to my friend or my brother isn't like banable. It's just like, you just can't spam.
I don't know. This also looks like a fake account. This account was just made. I'm not
caring. Like, I don't think they're a shitty chatter, but it's like, hard to think of the
three. When are you playing GTA 5? Probably in like August, September. Not for a while.
XXL Vaughn robbed the sub closer to when um what's it called closer to when GTA 6 drops what about unbanned and bodycams no
Why came to the sub all right?
This little dead ass make people think they can spam now no they can't spam
I'm unbanned them because they seem like a mom that doesn't understand social media or the internet
You want me to put it bluntly there mckchunky?
The reason I unbanned them is because it seems like somebody that doesn't understand how twitch works not a toddler
That's just being annoying right it seems like a parent that was just trying to be like
Okay, do you say hi to my son Ben and my daughter or my daughter Dina like?
It doesn't seem like a shitty chatter. It seems like somebody that's not understanding social media like
Tell that to your underage viewers bro. I'm saying okay if you spam you're getting banned chat
That's how it is like if you spam you're getting banned. That's still the rule
That's why ladies lead got banned, right?
And if you spam nice messages shitty messages any messages your band if you type a really long paragraph
And I'm annoyed one day. I'll ban you right it doesn't even need to be spam
If you just type a long-ass paragraph, I'm probably gonna ban you why cuz it's fucking annoying
like but
That that's just certain days. It depends right don't spam. That's like number one rule number one
Don't spam.
Don't say slurs.
There's basically the two rules.
Tying a ton of this sub.
Have you ever seen?
No, I haven't.
I just gave it a three.
All right.
Chat, we'll do Unbanned right now.
And we'll play, because we are doing horror games on Wednesday.
So we'll do Online Ease, Burno Transit,
and then that other God is Dead game on Wednesday.
So we'll do Unbanned right now.
Here's the schedule.
I'm banned right now.
Tomorrow, Subnautica at like three,
maybe even a little earlier,
but probably around three EST to like 6, 6.30.
We're gonna be running Subnautica
until we do gamble with your friends,
me, Sieg, Juicy, Chris.
We might do another game after as well called YAPYAP,
which is like a wizard game.
So we might do like a bunch of friends
swap tomorrow as well,
but we're at least doing Subnautica too,
and gamble with your friends, maybe YAPYAP too.
Wednesday, horror games will do Pyromaniac,
Birdo, Transant, God is Dead, maybe on my knees.
Thursday, either other random games or more subnautica
into shit with Ron.
I don't know what games we're going to do with Ron yet
or what we're doing with Ron yet,
but we'll be doing something.
Friday reacts.
Saturday not live.
Sunday early react day.
Monday, Memorial Day not live.
Next Tuesday, Soros, Forza, Horizon 6.
Next Wednesday, probably trying to finish subnautica.
And then if we do, we'll hop on 007
because it drops that day.
Shift it midnight next Thursday next Friday reacts and then I'm gone for four days next Saturday through that Tuesday after the 30th through the second
I'll be post on YouTube all gone, but it's like a for a short four-day break and then we're background and out stream
But that's why I'm streaming non-stop for like I think it's like 13 or 14 days straight
Just because I want to get content in before I take time off
All right, hold up though
Let's do on bands, but I have to pee first and I'm a few
I
Love how I was just rambling about don't spam paragraphs and then immediately is somebody
Somebody spends a paragraph before we even hop into the unbanned little PSA
If you type something you get banned to get a screening or you're just trying to be annoying to see if you get banned
You're getting banned and you're getting instant denied. You just ruined your account like there's no reason to do it
Like I you could think it's funny
You're gonna have point four seconds that you're in the twitch chat and then you're gone like it's just stupid
Like see this is I'm not even gonna give attention to that chatter that's been like paragraph keep taking the three
But watch the velocity videos decided to enroll at university study philosophy and religion your soul's chosen
Your chosen landscape. Nobody can enter it unless you go up with the game kill you look up Ron. It's my favorite philosopher
That's awesome and good luck give it a tang and scroll for the sub. All right. Yo chat carry down 30 seconds
And then we're gonna hop in
No burnout. Well, we were gonna do burnout today anyway or burnout transit. You mean?
That wasn't on the schedule.
I said maybe, but we'll probably run it Wednesday now.
Copy down.
Okay.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Mika, thank you for the fray.
You missed my gift itself.
I'm sorry I missed it.
Thank you for the sub.
I want to tell you I love the content.
I want to let you know I really enjoy the sub.
Thank you.
Glad you like it.
It'll be a YouTube series soon.
soon. I don't know when though. All right, let's walk in here chat static
thinking of great mods, Pendleton bets right now. All right, chat. We only have
like 31 on bands to go through. This is kind of an impromptu on band stream.
It's like over a month ago, though. Some people have been waiting to get on
band or band. No idea how these will go. But we'll rip this on band stream.
As I said, if you want to know the schedule, I just said it.
Exhibition went schedule. You can see the stream schedule. We're doing subnautica tomorrow
Fucking gamble with your friends and maybe another friend's off game called. Yeah, yeah
How many for the sub static for the three ladies for the sub?
But yeah, what regular react days i'm gonna be i'm gonna be planning a
Try not to laugh soon
as well as getting stuff for
A weird alcohol review like shot review the grossest shots video as well, but that will probably be in june
like mid June, if I had to guess, but yeah.
We got content planned for upcoming,
but it's just, there's so much gaming right now
with like new games dropping 007, something like that too.
I'm kind of like pivoting from like main channel content
to gaming right now, and then we'll pivot back.
All right, lock in now.
Let me turn on vibe music.
Yo, also for anybody spanning for me to play other games,
have you played Life is Strange,
play Black Panther and Kung, play this, play that?
Remember today, there's no more gaming?
What are you doing?
Bro, just fucking send it to game.com for the love of God.
It is the most annoying thing in the world.
When people just, if I'm on a segment
and every other chat is, when's this?
When are you doing this?
What's this?
What's that?
Hey, there's commands for a fucking reason.
Number one.
Number two, I say it nine times a stream.
That's why it's absence of only,
because when we play Subnautica,
half of the chats are, hey man, when are you fucking doing this?
Just watch the game!
What is the, what do we do?
We're spending 80% of the time watching a game, asking about another game.
It's like, it's like if I was watching the Harry Potter movie,
but I was talking about grownups, like, what are we fucking doing?
Hey, so, yeah, Harry Potter is killing Voldemort as I'm talking about this.
So, like, yeah, what do you think about that Adam Sandler scene?
What the fuck?
Sorry, I'm crashing out.
It's just like, I just don't get it.
It's like, talk about what we're doing.
Talk about what we're doing.
If you want me to play something else, game starts with that.
And it's also like, I don't need to be that guy.
The chatters that do that are its most surface level games. Have you ever played life is strange? Have you ever played 2k?
Have you ever played Madden?
What are you playing? When are you playing last of us? I've already played it
Like they're not giving me a niche pick like Cobb can move the people that said Cobb can move put it in the game
sush cap
Have you ever heard of? Have you ever heard of Super Mario Galaxy? Yeah
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard of
it. I think it's rage bait
because there's nobody that's
actually asking that. Like, how
are you asking if I've ever
played Mario Kart? Like, that's
just not a real question.
Like, that's just, I feel like
it's like, am I getting
twitch-fotted right now and
people just spamming shit?
That's just like, actually just
not real chats. When was the
He played Fortnite.
Like, oh my god.
OK, lock-in.
Pee-pee for the sub.
Peanie, how many for the sub?
Sounded like for the three ladies for the sub.
Lock-in.
First on ban.
We haven't done it on ban in a while.
I feel like we haven't been doing these, just because
there's so much other shit to do.
That's why we're kind of tacking it on to the end here.
He said the arse-ler, and he was adding a chatter to,
instead of calling me the arse-ler or something.
Zod said, pay the mods.
Thank you for the input there, buddy.
Oh, thank you for the input there, Zod.
Appreciate it.
My bad, I shouldn't have said that.
I'm sorry.
I'm not saying what I said was good,
but I don't think I should be permanently banned
for calling somebody an R word is fair.
Anyway, I hope you consider this.
The thing is, it's my chat.
And I always stream with streamers that say the R slur,
and that's where it gets to this gray area,
because it's like there's segments of Twitch
that don't care in segments that do.
But like my chat, I don't say it, you don't say it, right?
Like that's kind of the rule, right?
Like if I'm not saying it on stream,
you should not be saying it in my chat, you know?
Like I get what you're saying, but it's a ban.
You know, like I have, it's just the rules.
It's the rules.
If you say the R story, you get ban in my chat.
the rules. Crest seven P for the sub. Um, this guy said W Diddy.
Garbage said, bro, yeah, I might, I might hold, you know, you know, VIP garbage.
I might hold your fucking boat there, buddy, because there's another VIP that
just said the same shit and got banned for it. I feel like VIPs tend to think
they're immune a lot of the time. And then they get banned because little
type of slur and chat and be like, Oh, I have no idea. I'm like, did you
been a VIP for like fucking three years. Two VIPs. Yep. What
happened? Just people type in slurs. You can't type slurs. I
understand it's like in this social space, it seems like
Oh, more and more people are saying the arsler. But it's
like, especially if you're a VIP in my chat, and you've been a
VIP for a year, and you know, it's not allowed. That doesn't
mean that all of a sudden, because stable Ronaldo says
the arsler that in Joe Bart's chat, I could just spam it,
like they'll spam it. And it's just like, you're getting
banned. You're getting like, I know, I know it's maybe considerably
in the social sense on the Twitch space, not as offensive as
like other terms, but it's still it's banned. It's ban term in my
chat. End of story. Right? Don't say it. It's it's and it's
like, I get when people are like, Oh, it's in my vocabulary.
Like, I didn't know. But it's like, it's different when
it's in your vocabulary versus you typing it. Right? Like,
There's a barrier there.
Like if you say like curse words and you're like in a meeting
and you're like, I shouldn't curse,
it's harder to hold that back than when you're texting
because you're typing it out and you go, oh, no.
And then you delete it before you send it, right?
Versus just saying it out loud and then it's already said.
But yeah, no, this is a ban.
I got banned for saying W Diddy 10 minutes
after I bought a sub.
I'll not see you on ban.
I will not mess around like that, so I'm not.
Well, you can't say W Diddy.
I tried to kill myself, I'm scared.
First two chats on a brand new account.
Please don't ban me, I just want help.
Here's the problem is you look like, I'm being blatant.
The reason you got banned is you look like somebody
that's doing it for attention and I get that a lot.
There are people that come into my chat
and are real and serious and I think that's most people.
But when you are a brand new account,
You've never typed in my chat ever.
And the first two messages are you saying
that you're gonna kill yourself.
I assume you're lying and are not serious
because that's very odd from my perspective
for you not being a community member of mine.
You want a brand new burner account coming into my stream
and then spamming that you're gonna kill yourself.
I try to take everything seriously.
And obviously I talk to suicidal chatters
on stream probably every day.
But I think my mods are fairly good at scanning who's lying.
And maybe they mess up sometimes.
But in this instance, I would have agreed this is a ban.
I wish you the best.
And I'll say, please get help if you're serious.
Call, text, or chat, 988-247.
I'm sorry, you're going through stuff.
Suicide is not the answer,
but I personally cannot help you or cannot help you.
Like, I'm gonna give them that message,
but it's a deny just because it's like,
I don't think that you're like,
you're not supposed to be,
if those are your first two chats, it's just,
I don't know.
Oh my God, why are we spamming paragraphs?
If you stream with people who say the arsler you should not be surprised when your chat says it
Not sure why you didn't unban that previous guy expecting people to make the connection that you said it before there therefore
It's not okay. Hey by that stupid fucking logic
Hey, hey, hey big yapper by that stupid logic when I stream with black people that say the n-word in my chat
I'm condoning the use of the n-word in my chat
That's the logic that you're using right? Let's just let's just make that barrier
So if I stream with with black people that say the n word that I'm therefore condoning the use of
The n word in my chat is what you're saying, right? That's the same logic, right?
No
How to pause the music for that
All right walk in
And I've had talks about that when we were all when we were in the rainbow tournament
And Silky said it and I was like, yeah man, like I don't say that.
And then you didn't say the rest of the time.
It's like, I'm not going to press them and be like, hey, and like ruin it like in a call
of 15 people be like, hey, that's like, you know, you know what I'm saying?
But like, if I'm going to call it was me, Silky and Sina, we had like a good conversation
about it.
And I think I changed his mind in some way of like, hey, don't say that, you know,
like, it's just, I don't know.
certain circles certain spaces that they say it but I don't like I'm not going to
crash out on somebody but at the same time I don't want my chatter saying it
and I'm not gonna say it so you can't say it right that's it it's Tokyo Water
Black Black mind why does that matter anyways this guy told me to kill
myself my intention wasn't to hate I was simply trying to express my feelings
on this decision in the game I understand how it could seem like I'm
trying to hate but I was not. Well on surface value you're telling me to kill
myself. On secondary value you're telling me to kill myself. I did not know
that you didn't mean kill yourself. You meant hey man I'm upset that you did this
in game. Like bro that's just like what are we thinking like I just don't
House pork sausage. Bro, shut up, Zod.
I don't know. I get the only- if this wasn't a bannerbater, I would maybe unban.
Because like, I think the term kill yourself is overused in a just insulting- insulting sense.
Like when I was in high school, I would be like, kill yourself, right?
And then I actually realized, like, wait,
some people might take that seriously.
So I don't say that, you know,
because it's like, really?
Yeah, when I was in high school,
when I was in high school, like a freshman,
if I was in a game, I would say that.
And it was fucked, you know?
And I mean, I've talked about this before.
In the online sense, it's like,
you're just saying it as an insult,
but you're not realizing the gravity of like,
Wait, somebody might actually take that to heart, you know?
So I think it's less normalized now
compared to when I was in high school
and like fucking, you know, a freshman in 2017.
But like people my age still say it a lot.
Oh yeah, no, people in their 20s say it a lot.
I know people that, their streamers that say it a lot.
But I'm just like,
I've had so many people in my life kill themselves.
And so I have like,
I guess a mental connection to somebody saying that
in a joking sense or not and being dead serious.
So I don't think it's a term that should be said at all.
You know, like don't tell somebody
to kill themselves serious or not.
Like, cause either way it's just gonna be taken
in that, in that light.
You know what I mean?
So I like, you're a band of eight or two.
So you've definitely been banned in chat before
and you're spamming Tri-Kalib too.
Like it's just trying to be offensive.
And it's also just insensitive.
And I know a lot of people are like, Joe,
you're just a woke, libtard, man.
Why are you fucking, why are you saying that?
You really care that much.
And it's like, bro, I'm just trying
to create a space in my chat that's not toxic.
You know, I can't have chatters telling each other
to kill themselves.
Like, it's just not fun, you know?
Like you guys could bag on me when I suck at a game or something, but if like you're upset at me or somebody else
You're just spamming kill yourself and chat. It's fucking lame, you know, like
I'm not gonna be like, oh super offended by it, but it's just like come on man, you know
And it just the sheer amount of people that are suicidal or depressed
It's like it just puts them down further, you know what I mean? So it's like I just won't I don't say that
So again back to the same Arsler thing. There's people that say it doesn't mean I'm gonna say that
Only 5.3 K viewers kind of falling off
Guys we Wi-Fi said I can't crack because it's too big oh
Wi-Fi Wi-Fi said I can't crack because it's too big
Only 5.3 K viewers kind of falling off
Brother, I do not care how many people are in chat. I'm here to entertain the people that are here
that's the name of the game man also I'm pretty sure he said this on a day that
my stream crashed I think my it was the day that my stream crashed and I was
playing the same game for like five hours so either way bro fucking a hundred
people in streams a lot but you're filling a gymnasium yeah I don't think
that's falling off falling off I always say like falling off is when
you lose 90% of your peak.
Like, by that logic, Jinxie, when he averages,
Jinxie in like 25 after he came off like an 80k viewer peak
fell off when he had 25k viewers.
He didn't fall off.
He got into the groove of his actual audience.
You go through phases of hype, right?
A lot of you guys aren't going to stay and watch me, right?
More of you are more dedicated fans
because you're watching me live,
but like, I hate using the term fans, followers.
More of you are dedicated followers
because you watch me live.
But in the same sense, it's like,
you're gonna have eras where your views spike as a creator
and people get introduced to you,
and then a lot of them leave
and move to somewhere else and some of them stay.
So like in Jinxie's sense, you know,
he peaked at like 60K in rainbow,
rainbow fell off a little bit,
And then he kind of got into his groove of variety content.
And so he kind of went back to normal.
And now he's in another peak.
Me, last month was the biggest month stream-wise.
I had 11K average viewers.
But that's also because my YouTube grew.
But even then, it's like, you have growth periods
and dip periods that stagnate.
And that's not falling off.
I think the other biggest thing, too,
is people will constantly say that falling off,
Somebody fell off if you no longer watch them.
Like, I don't watch Good Mythical Morning much anymore,
but I'm not gonna be like,
Good Mythical Morning fell off because I don't watch them.
But like in people's brains,
they associate that person's relativness to their life
to how relevant they are in general.
And it's like a very individual look on life
Because they'll be like, oh, I don't watch this person anymore.
They fell off.
It's like, no, you just don't watch them.
Just hit the unbanned button, cah, brother.
OK.
Unbanned is a long cah, too.
We're all bots.
He asked if it was girthy, where?
He only comes in and types once a stream.
Ooh.
What were we trying to type there?
Mm.
Bro, McChunky, stop, and now I have to fucking remod his dumbass.
Stop unmodding yourself and getting banned.
Ah, yeah, now, bam, how many more do we have 25?
What are put we hate LGBTQ plus people?
Are you gay?
That's the deciding factor on whether or not
you watch as my content.
They make me clean my eyes every time I see them.
You talking about gay people?
What's your favorite cut of brisket?
Are we gonna ask me meat related questions
every single unbanned request of?
Are we gonna ask me meat related questions
every single fucking, every single, every single unbanned?
24 more. Hey, I'm so sorry. Please abandon you. It's supposed to be an unfunny joke. What's the joke?
You're just saying you hate gay people like that's
Oh, we don't like we don't like lgbtq people like bro. What it's it. There's no like I don't you
How am I supposed to know you're joking? There's no punchline. There's no sarcasm
I don't know who's very sorry. I love his videos. I really tried to disappointed myself
I was mad and stupid time on ban me in a student apology, bro
I'm not mad at you, but you're not talking in my chat, bro. You're just saying homophobic shit. Uh-oh
God I said you wrote it's not that deep well you're saying it I've been having a lot of people that are anti-Semitic color in my chat
Because they found out I'm like six percent Jewish and they ran to the fucking fences with that shit
six percent Oscar now as you do
Oh
Yeah
You like round beef tacos, I did like round beef tacos
Yeah, bro all of his shit too is just trying to bait me into playing scratchy scratchy
like what the fuck he loves that game that much we all hate you Joe libtard Joe
you need to stop with the app throw it back do that rhymes I miss when you were
niche bro it's a peak but said he misses when I was niche one did he follow
24 as we could see the first concerning chat here is I say stop with the app
throw it back, not really concerning chat. Context behind that is Joe didn't seem very happy,
so I was going to lighten the mood, not really, not really a big deal. Fun fact, did you know,
throwing it back originated in New Orleans. I'll thank you for the fun fact. Moving on,
my last two chats are clearly not very nice. I said, Libtar Joe was a joke,
he was talking about the Haiti gets. So the last text, you're honestly a good streamer,
I won't be so repulsive, love the stream. I will say this seems like a joke, right?
Most people that type this, I'm not offended, you know, I'm like, oh, you're trying to fucking insult me, you know.
And even then, if they are trying to insult me, I'm not offended by that.
Also, if you submit an unbanned request while I'm doing it unbanned stream, I just ban you.
Forgot to say that.
But I'll unbanned this guy.
PutzWIce twice, the biggest beefsteak.
Okay, how did you take this 23 minutes ago?
Did you like plan this out?
When's the casino trip?
When are we going to the casino on being so dead ass?
Oh, this is the guy that kept asking me to go to the casino with him.
That was really weird.
He did it for like four days in a row.
than that. Hey Joe, I made a TikTok dedicated video. I could see it on the
view. Is there any chance? Yeah, it's just weird.
He wants to gamble with me. And then he put WI's.
Thank you for saying WI's. Everybody in chat at the time was saying fuck I said
I guess I'm not allowed to share my opinion while others can. Thanks Joe.
Well, yep, it's my chat. There's no free speech.
Well, yep, that's how it works. So I
Hate when they say that as if like the twitch chat applies to the broad first amendment rights of a United States citizen
Like that's that's what I don't understand is they'll go they'll go
Hey, I thought I was allowed to say my yeah, you can tell you what but I'm allowed to ban you
You know like I can't restrict you from saying something, but if I don't like and it I think they always say
in the sense of like well
I'm sharing my political opinion, and I think it's different when you're sharing a base political opinion
but when I was going off it was a rant I had after like
Like an ice agent killed somebody and it was like in that moment
You're just being a dumb ass. You know what I mean like you know, you're gonna he typed that
knowing he would get banned like there's no way like he knew he would get banned
wanted to make himself like a martyr and be like I'm just saying what I think
what like you knew you get banned right like you knew you get banned you could
disagree with my political opinions but when I'm talking about somebody dying
and then you go w ice because they killed somebody I'm like bro it's like
That's why it's not just like, oh, we're having a discussion about
integration and you share how you feel because it's like, you can have
a different political take than me.
It's just like, not the time, not the place.
You know what I mean?
Denied.
And he also kept asking me to go to the casino with him, which was really
weird and I remember I had to like actually go stop.
Stop.
I'm not going.
I don't want to go.
He was like, well, what if I'm in a city?
I go, okay, I'm not going to the casino.
You know, this is weird.
Uh, why did they get banned?
What?
Fucking glitching.
How's that disgusting?
You could go fuck yourself.
They don't look that young code words, pilot, Elon begging app to come to
island.
What?
Lone Star tech mods.
Do we know why this guy got banned instead of spanning about how I have Alpha
Gal syndrome?
Some shit about Epstein, I assume.
Firstly, the girls I said didn't look that young were the flight attendants who were
confirmed to be of age over 18.
Technically, I never said anything positive.
He's one of the worst human beings ever existed, so I was making a general stupid video.
He took it from himself with a nasty lip.
I was saying, what the fuck was he doing?
Not trying to offend anybody.
I've been a great chatter since October of 22, and won't joke like that again.
I mean, I don't think he made anything that was like that offensive now.
I get why Libby banned him, but I think he was right in that.
It was about the A-Abi-Loop video.
I don't think he was trying to be creepy when he said that.
I think he was being matter of fact, above the tags, where?
Just this?
Yeah, I mean, this is the only one that I'm seeing.
directly above them.
What, this?
What is Epstein doing?
What do you mean?
I'm used to thinking about 1,000 bids.
Your philosophy videos help me throw my manic episode.
I want you to give me competence,
finally found out that I might be bipolar
and your positivity around mental health
has made me not feel ashamed.
Well, thank you.
And I hope you're okay.
Big thank you to the sub.
5x and Kyle the sub Xander Noss, BH Carter
for the sub Little, think of the three.
Ben on another count type of paragraph,
but I tried to make it on Ben,
because it was instantly denied.
Yeah, probably.
Score, think of the sub,
so he put a four, Med, Puff and Peer,
think of the sub, Lady P, Chris, Fluffy,
Hamad, PN and Pencil,
think of the sub static for the three.
All right.
Hold up.
Lock in.
This has to be a bot account?
I don't know if we should unban this person because I don't know
Where's Libby I
Feel like the big E like puts it down. No a lot of chatters really upset telling me to ban
What that he's giving Epstein a nickname I
Mean, maybe it's like oh, I think it would have been like time out 24 hours, bro
Come on, but it's like he's not he's not promoting Epstein like the other guy was saying W. Diddy
Which is like
Different than him just saying like big ease being like okay. Yeah, you know come on, but like he's not promoting Epstein
I don't think that's what okay. No, I don't think you wrongly banned him
I just think this is like a weird gray area because it's like I don't know chat saying I'm banned
I think he maybe took it a little too far, but I don't think he was trying to be like weird
You don't need to take notes for next time I don't think you I don't think you wrongly banned him. Okay, this guy's just saying Kirk 6-7
I actually don't know why I was banned on he said 6-7 once. I mean you're saying Charlie Kirk 6-7, right? You're just like what are we doing?
Like modern yeah now other things banned more than this. It's not a good channel been following for two years for the backstory of 10 to
7 of the chat directly after put it in sub only mode and I want to grab something to look back
wherever I got banned. Okay, so he took it right when it got put in sub only he touched Kirk 6-7
like probably when I was crashing out on chat he also does
yeah maybe a little bit of spam nothing too crazy
he has over a thousand chats though
this was not really funny
time stamp. What do you mean time stamp? A bunch of chatter said 6-7 during the
obby loop when they mentioned people getting abused. Yep, and deny. See, like
that's mocking of it. I don't think the other guys like mentioning Epstein or
just being like, oh they don't look like they're like underage. Like he's just
saying like, oh because it was a conspiracy theory video, right? And then
actually got into like what happened so I think that's different than this kid
hearing about people like dying and getting sex trafficked and going oh
six seven six seven it's like lame. Dominator banned. Dominator spammer
said a slur April 5th no slurs allowed. I don't even know what I did I haven't been active.
When?
April 5th 2025 brother over a year ago I just check mod actions okay he's kind of
a spammer too I don't know what it is but when people get VIP they just fucking
go full brain rot. Mod actions button. I don't know mod actions. Oh, this. No, this.
Oh, he's been banned and unbanned like 40 times. Time out, untimed out, timed out,
out untimed out. Band unbanned. Band again. April 5th? I can't see it. It says, oh April
I was thinking April was five. Sorry. It just is banned and unbanned by cookie. Okay. I don't know. Like, I think we need this blanketed rule of like, you're just going to get banned. You could have looked at, I feel like I could have just looked at it in that chat log.
Coin flip no because I can't do favoritism. I can't do favoritism and I don't want to go down that path like
Dominators of VIP, but like the story equals band story equals band, you know, so it's like I can't
Like if somebody gets banned they're banned, you know what I mean?
Coin flip for Cobra. I don't know though. I just like, there is a level of, it's hard
because there's a level of favoritism in my brain going, this person's been in chat for
three years and they type that like, oh they shouldn't get banned. But it's also like,
than why they type that. So, I just get all kids, I get like not confused, but you know.
People are saying, Cam said the R slur. Yep, every VIP is about to get wiped off the earth.
Jesus Christ. This person said, I'm going to commit suicide by, I'm going to commit suicide by, I'm going to commit suicide by.
Turns out they ended up not killing themselves in 15 days ago. They typed H.
This is an example of somebody doing it for, like, spam attention, and I just don't like this.
So this is a ban.
Like I, and I want, I want it to be known as well.
Like if you come into my chat and you say you're suicidal,
you're not going to get banned in mustard doing shit like this.
Right.
Like most of the time it's going to be like my mods redirect you.
Somebody redirects you.
I redirect you to like 98.
I might do a spiel of sorts, but it's like this shit's just like attention
feeding, bro.
It's just like fucking spamming of just like the same shit over and over
and over again.
It's like, I think it's indicative of like, Hey, you need to get help
elsewhere.
Like even if you're not depressed, like if you're at the point where you're
like lying about being suicidal for attention
or like the people that fake being suicidal
if their partner breaks up with them,
like that's just crazy.
Like you need help elsewhere outside of that.
Love the hair, I'm not being sarcastic.
Love the hair, I'm not being sarcastic, just spam, ban.
I don't really know, I got banned so
some of you did about the hair,
some of you see it, maybe you feel better,
nothing wrong with the hair.
I don't know, I got banned for spam.
At first I got put out 10 minutes then 10 to 15 seconds.
I don't think he should get banned.
This guy definitely.
Ewww.
He's a bit of a spammer.
I don't know man, but a lot of you guys spam like that and it just goes like most of the time bro
motherfuckers type some message three times in a row like you might get timed out you might get banned
but sometimes motherfuckers get thrilled but it's like he does spam a lot
I
But he kept mentioning my hair it is nice, but he keeps mentioning my hair
Why is he mentioning my hair a bunch?
You do have nice hair why appreciate that can we give is this the one is this the one ban
Per on band stream where we just check up back on this guy see if he's banned again
Because he got banned for spam. He didn't really type anything that crazy. One ban him and we'll see if he gets banned again.
Nobody likes you Joe. You should die.
Classic chat. Instant classic.
Imagine this guy after a night ordering Taco Bell and being sad that his contract can't be deep. I like I'm done reading this. I'm done reading this.
Looking for a good rib tickler.
I
Was running for track and my phone fell out of my pocket when I got home the mailman picked up my phone gave it to me
I think he did that. Yep. The mailman went on the job art stream and told him that he should die
Classic UPS driver she think of the three. Did you see the movie black phone to know?
What's next charity stream June 5th?
June 5th, we're either doing it for chatterproof or Jeb Foundation. I'm probably gonna choose after stream Tony think of a five
I don't know who that is Gina and Mr.. Of the sub tag brook real amused for the tier two
Light big five Kyle and X taking the sub amused for the thousand bitties. She taking the three
At job or lozi I just jerked off to you and I tore my forearm muscles because of it some that decided to file lawsuit against you
Good luck pal
Instant band submitted it on band during an unbanned request stream
I
Not related actually what are you? Have you ever find a played space engine super fascinating to look at?
Trowing wild message to be fair you have my fault
See I kind of want to unban this guy because it is a funny message
But I don't want to promo people typing weird shit like this because I don't want my chat to turn into like Jinxy shit
Where it's just like half of the chats are just talking about you they can do them. Ah
I'm gonna unban because it's funny, but don't do that again
And you will get banned if you type it to it's unoriginal if you do it again
See it like this yet man, why are you even submitting an unbanned request? Why are you submitting an unbanned request?
Why are you submitting an unbanned request like?
Like you got your little screen e fine, but it's just like you type the hard R in my stream and then you're just spamming go fuck myself
It's just like why are we even try why are we taking the time out of our day?
to fucking submit an unbanned request thinking you're gonna get unbanned hey
daddy Joe stop by chosen peanut butter and take it a bath watching you my
friends saw the post on tiktok about that stuff he wanted to say and I'm very
sorry for the axles I have again very sorry they would say actions just say
sorry for typing that why peanut butter well does that one guy that sits in a
bathtub and like watches my videos or some shit really unsafe you should
stop doing that like if the fucking Xbox falls into the bathtub will die
But he does those videos
He waterboarded himself to the Ivan in the Hills song and
I was like this should not be up like
That that was like a crazy video
Dummy man's yeah, he put up he put a washcloth over his face and then sat under a bathtub
And I was like I saw that and I was like whoa
This is like almost not funny. This is like dude. You're like waterboarding yourself, man
Why are we doing that? I tried it and it was to the island in the Hillsong
Which did kind of make it funny, but
Yeah, no too far too far too far
too far too far
You should quit weed for a week I would turn into a roid monster
I don't know. He did see a tech talk about that. I all would ban this guy and just say don't do it again
I feel like I get more lenient near the end of the streams. I was just cheeto cat. He was asking about Blumkin
That's just a flag phrase. You're not gonna get banned for that
He tried to slur though
He tried to slur in 24 and 26
Yeah, bro, I don't know it's just like do we give VIPs an immunity in that like it's not favoritism
But like you've proved you get like a jet I get out of jail free card like I hate that
Like I don't want to instill that of like if you're a VIP you get on VIP, but you're still in chat
No, it's just a band like I hate that shit because it's like what we used to do years ago
VIPs would be the worst and they would just get on VIP
But then it's just like bro then the next six months. They're like hey man. I think I've been a good chatter
Can I get my VIP back?
And then they become worse like they stop doing the thing that they got banned for but then they become like that guy
That's just like hey, man. I've been like a really good chatter
Like I think I'm like really deserving of it again
Cobra was never a VIP covers got banned and unbanned a bunch. Oh
God Cobra man, I can't imagine Cobra in today's stream. I
Wonder what he's up to I
I got an email like six months ago of
Somebody claiming to be cobra and normally I don't even see the emails, but it showed up and I saw it and I was like whoa
And he asked to get on band and I was like, I don't think this is cobra. I
Kind of want to see I don't even remember his name
Y'all don't know little cobra though
Some of y'all are saying, oh, low cobra, like it's ball knowledge.
Y'all ain't no low cobra.
I saw him in one of your raids.
Like he was typing, sir, he was watching.
Don't you have an only fans?
Maybell, thank you for the three.
I made a made outfit avatar view in road locks.
Oh my God.
Soaring for the sub legend for the thousand bees.
You're going to play more something on a cap if the full game comes out.
Yeah, probably.
We'll beat the early access and then I might continue after.
Yeah.
My office is on work leave the past couple months.
Thanks for sharing and made my day.
Well, I'm glad I'm able to help and I hope you're okay.
Ghost and O, take it with a sub.
Louise and Tony, take it with a five.
She, take it with a three.
Talk her with a sub.
Walk in.
Joe Fart, three, two, two, instant ban bro.
Shit, ask, use her name.
Put the N word, said I was testing.
What were we testing?
Oh, he was testing.
Yeah, no, that's an unbanned.
Denied.
Second chat all time.
Second chat all time slam dunk I finger my mom.
Woof, woof, please unban me.
Mew, absolute, absolute slam dunk of a chat.
Holy, holy, second chat all time.
In sastral 2000 people laugh a little bro.
Corn head looking ass, nobody cares.
I will touch you.
What did he say?
I was thinking a lot. This is a lot of funnier in my head reading back on it.
I was just being a knob.
What does knob mean? Is that like UK slang, which is being annoying?
I mean, it's not that bad. He's just being a fucking,
he's just being an annoying chatter, man. Just spamming it on.
We do not care. Boring, boring. You've been a dick. We'll abandon him.
Must have been Jewish. So just anti-Semitism.
So everyone I said, I said it about a bad things about Jews.
I didn't think about having this I
Said it because it got normalized to say bad things about Jews by tech talk. Yeah, that's the thing bro
It's like Israel sucks, right?
But like I think people just associate any
Buddy that is ethnically or religiously Jewish with Israel and it's like that's not the case
right like Israel as a state sucks, but like I
I think people also don't know the difference between ethnically and religiously Jewish
uh
And yeah being israeli doesn't equal being jewish and also israeli people in general aren't horrible the israeli government sucks
Right the israeli state
is horrible, right
Well, like there's probably people in israel that don't support not probably there are people in israel that don't support the wrong government
So it's like
It's just like i think people just lump everybody into that group
Deny
Boohoo, go get fucked by Bonnie Blue.
You cuss like a child gumbo.
I don't know.
I think I curse and use the same words a lot,
but insult-wise, I try to be creative.
I think a lot of the time when people insult me,
they just say one of the same three slurs,
and then call me a cock liberal.
That's most of the time what it falls into.
I'm going to deny because he's just a turbo spammer.
Somebody requested an unbanned instant deny.
I doon to you.
I do not doon to you, my little brother took my phone.
OK, yep, stupid excuse.
Denied.
Do you book recommendations for philosophy
and how to get started with philosophy?
Do you book recommendations for philosophy?
Do you book recommendations?
like how did they not get banned bro I never understand that like how did he slide by even
nightbot not even my mods bro how did nightbot not get this guy oh cuz he typed a different
letter every time. Bro, stop submitting on brand requests. You guys, like, I just, I just,
I literally said, you should not have a brand request during an event stream. It's just
an instant deny. And then people do it. We'll do it. We'll do it again and then spam.
Bro, I feel like the last ones are always just shitty spanners. I hate being a man.
I can't stop staring what I'll let you explain what I said as a man my eyes
just go places woman in the videos very revealing top maybe glance she's tired
that day and couldn't think of any other word than stare didn't mean a creepy
way I was just being relatable sorry for the poor wording and weirdness in
that moment
Yeah, I don't know like I get what he's saying where it's like, oh, he's like I guess naturally inclined to be like attracted towards like boobs
But like why are you typing that? You know what I mean? Why are you like I can't stop staring like just just don't just don't say anything
You know just be like oh in your head you go oh I gotta stop doing that you know
You know, backs, thank you to the 20 gifted subs,
backs with the beanie, thank you to the 20 subs,
thank them if you got a sub,
and thank you for the 20 gifted.
KJ for the sub, Andrew and Bubbly, thank you for the sub.
Whoa.
I came from Jinxie's chat, I didn't know the limits.
I know Jinxie's chat should be a little wild,
but I don't think any world you should be typing
that you want to rape R.K.
Like that is that's not that's not even a joke for like what the fuck
Like that's I feel like jinx these chats like oh i'm gooning oh i'm almost done
Don't stop talking stuff like that versus like actually being like oh you want to rape someone what the fuck
Yeah, that's like a bit extreme even for a jinxy chat
um
all right
I should thank you for the three new to the streams ever considered doing an IRL stream. No
All right chat. We're gonna call that there. I already pushed on the main in the game. Thanks for watching that
But outside of that chat, I will be live tomorrow
At like three EST we're gonna be continuing subnautica to
And then playing gamble with your friends in the app. Yeah, me's you see sneak and Chris
We're going to probably do that
online ease game that day that we
didn't play today.
Burnout Transit Pyromaniac and
God is dead.
Some mixture of those games.
Maybe some other shit too.
If something comes up that seems
more interesting.
Thursday.
Rain of games.
Maybe a little bit of some
Nordic on then random shit
with Ron Friday.
React Saturday.
Not live.
Sunday early.
React day Monday.
Memorial Day.
Not live next Tuesday.
Soros for us.
A rise in sex on the driving
wheel.
a rise in sex on the driving wheel. Next Wednesday, we're going to try and finish subnautica and then
if we do, we'll play 007. Thursday shift at midnight, Friday reacts next Saturday, not live and I'm
gone the 30th to the second four days. Posting on YouTube, I'm gone, but then we're back on
an upstream June 5th next charity stream. And we'll start 007 in June as well. We got a
lot of other collabs and we'll have some trying out the laughs in June slash
uh, gross shot review some other fucking content planned.
Uh, but yeah.
Let us raid. Who do you want to raid?
I gotta crack my nose.
I'm going to take a look at
Zuzzi is doing a sub-a-thon and Zuzzi is also playing Directive 80-20.
And that is a fire game.
We'll rate him. I'm going to take it with a 3.
hope it was good. Thank you. I appreciate that. All right chat. Appreciate y'all. Hope you have fun
and I will catch y'all tomorrow. We're going to re-