WEBVTT 00:30.000 --> 00:53.360 You're late. 00:53.360 --> 00:54.820 Oh, I know. 00:54.820 --> 00:56.400 Oh, I know. 00:56.400 --> 00:58.360 Oh, I know, Chad. 00:58.360 --> 00:59.840 No, Chad, I'm sorry I'm late. 00:59.840 --> 01:07.320 I was dealing with a pretty big copyright thing, 01:07.320 --> 01:10.480 where I may be paying a substantially large amount 01:10.480 --> 01:15.280 of money to a company that said I could use something, 01:15.280 --> 01:17.120 but now is saying that I can't. 01:17.120 --> 01:19.640 Can't really go into it. 01:19.640 --> 01:22.000 But yeah, I might owe a company a lot of money. 01:22.000 --> 01:31.360 So, uh, yeah, I, I, I can't, I, I literally can't talk about it. 01:31.360 --> 01:33.280 I can't talk about it. 01:33.280 --> 01:34.280 That's why I'm late. 01:34.280 --> 01:40.360 I was, I, I would have been live like 30 minutes ago, but, uh, how much? 01:40.360 --> 01:43.600 I can't talk, I can't talk about it. 01:43.600 --> 01:45.000 I literally, I literally can't talk about it. 01:45.000 --> 01:48.580 That's what I said is the most that I'm able to say right now. 01:48.580 --> 02:00.700 I may owe a company a substantial amount of money to be able to use something that I was using prior and they said was okay, but now they're saying it's hot so over under a hundred K. 02:02.580 --> 02:08.860 Over 100 under a million is what I is is the bet. Oh, shit. I'm out of tissues. Fuck. 02:10.100 --> 02:11.380 I guess I'm using paper towels. 02:13.700 --> 02:14.620 Yeah, damn it. 02:18.580 --> 02:20.580 What company can't say answer 02:22.140 --> 02:25.100 What did you do what do you mean? What did I do it's copyright? 02:26.060 --> 02:28.140 What what do you do stop? 02:28.860 --> 02:34.420 All right, what's lock-in now? I didn't do my intro chat acts everybody say hi again like you just showed up 02:36.500 --> 02:38.500 What I gotta act like I just started 02:40.740 --> 02:42.740 What 02:42.740 --> 02:49.740 Okay, you got it. Yeah, okay, there we go. 02:49.740 --> 02:55.240 Hello, everybody bloody good. How's everybody doing on this fan? 02:55.240 --> 02:58.240 Fucking tap, bro. Stop saying fake intro. 02:58.240 --> 03:01.740 Zod ruined it. Zod ruined it. Stop saying water. Fuck you. 03:01.740 --> 03:07.740 Yo, I'm pretty sure McChunky was in my dream last night 03:07.740 --> 03:11.740 now that I just saw him type that. You know when you see some shit 03:11.740 --> 03:18.120 And it like reminds you of something I've dead-ass feel I did I feel like the chuggy was in my dream last night 03:18.520 --> 03:25.340 Now that I just saw a mccunkey type that bro. I had so many weird-ass dreams last night. I 03:25.960 --> 03:34.380 Had one with my dead grandpa and I was like hugging him and it was mad emotional and I was like wow that was like really sweet 03:34.380 --> 03:39.540 I'm kind of happy I had that dream then I had another one where I was like streaming now that I'm remembering it 03:39.540 --> 03:46.260 I was streaming in like a fucking warehouse and I don't even know what mcchunky looks like 03:46.740 --> 03:50.180 But it was an irishman claiming to be mcchunky 03:50.900 --> 03:52.100 so 03:52.100 --> 03:57.140 If I I now have a visual a visual sense of what mcchunky looks like 03:58.340 --> 03:59.860 so 03:59.860 --> 04:04.980 I guess that and then I had another one. Oh my god. I texted brook about it. What was it? 04:04.980 --> 04:08.740 I had like five dreams last night. It was so weird 04:09.540 --> 04:14.540 It was so weird. Normally, I remember like one and it's like I'm getting chased by a clown and 04:15.860 --> 04:17.860 I'm like, oh, that was weird 04:18.460 --> 04:21.420 What was it? Hold on. I'm literally looking up. Oh 04:25.620 --> 04:31.500 My god, I had one that I yo y'all know that I'm a very scheduled person 04:31.500 --> 04:38.780 I had one that I was late to a flight and I was in a foreign country with like one of those rotary 04:38.780 --> 04:43.860 airplanes. Listen, I was in a foreign country. I don't know what country I was in. It was 04:43.860 --> 04:50.420 an airport. Yeah, because I'm now remembering it. I was in an airport and I would like there's 04:50.420 --> 04:57.300 one plane that took off like every two weeks or some shit. And we're like running to the 04:57.300 --> 05:02.380 airport. We missed the plane and it's like flying away and they're like, Oh, next one's 05:02.380 --> 05:09.460 like in two weeks and I and that's like a nightmare for me I that was like bad I 05:09.460 --> 05:16.500 remember being like what what do you mean I'm stranded on this fucking 05:16.500 --> 05:21.040 country in this island for like two weeks I can't leave oh my god that would 05:21.040 --> 05:26.740 have been so shit so shit that would have pissed me off so much I remember I 05:26.740 --> 05:31.740 woke up and I kept reminding myself that that wasn't actually happening I said 05:31.740 --> 05:33.540 you didn't miss a flight, Joe, you're fine. 05:34.300 --> 05:35.900 And then I went back to sleep. 05:37.100 --> 05:41.940 Like I kept waking up in a panic that like I was about to be late to a flight. 05:42.180 --> 05:43.780 Anyways, chat. 05:44.540 --> 05:45.420 What are we doing today? 05:45.460 --> 05:49.260 Well, uh, it's a mixture of a random game day and a horror game day. 05:49.260 --> 05:52.420 We're going to be starting with a game called Burno Transit, which I 05:52.420 --> 05:56.820 originally thought was a horror game, but looking into it, it kind of seems 05:56.820 --> 05:59.140 like a mixture of a horror slash comedy. 05:59.140 --> 06:04.200 It's kind of like a horror game mixed with with like a brain rot 06:05.260 --> 06:09.580 A brain rot game not like two to two toms a horror brain rot, but brain rot 06:09.780 --> 06:12.460 So I don't really know how scary it'll be but we're starting out with that 06:12.580 --> 06:16.020 Then we're playing a game called pyromaniac 06:16.300 --> 06:21.260 Which is another horror game where you have to like clear bosses and you're like a kid addicted to fire 06:21.260 --> 06:23.900 But you're also kind of like going insane at the same time 06:23.900 --> 06:29.620 And then we're hopping in a game called God is Dead, which will be a sponsored itch game 06:30.380 --> 06:35.260 But it's like 45 minutes long and it looks pretty fucking fun 06:35.780 --> 06:40.000 So sorry, I didn't mean to type that. It's a horror game and I when they reached out 06:40.000 --> 06:43.460 I was like wow, I never have companies wanting me to play an itch game 06:43.940 --> 06:48.940 But it's like an episodic horror game. They said they really like my content and want me to play it 06:48.940 --> 06:53.340 They said I could be as honest as possible and I was like, you know, hey, it's a sponsor 06:53.340 --> 06:56.100 I'm gonna be nice, but I was like wow, that's pretty cool 06:56.100 --> 07:00.300 You never really have a sponsor say like hey shit on my game if you want to shit on my game 07:00.300 --> 07:02.300 So that's pretty cool. So we're gonna be playing that later 07:02.500 --> 07:05.760 And then if we have time after that we'll play a game called on my knees 07:05.760 --> 07:08.660 Which we were supposed to play like two days ago, but then we ended up doing some other shit 07:08.660 --> 07:10.660 Oh, we ended up doing it on band stream, but yeah 07:11.620 --> 07:17.600 Today horror games. I got his dad on my knees, baby tomorrow. Um, I 07:18.540 --> 07:20.540 Finally know what we're doing 07:20.540 --> 07:22.360 we're doing 07:22.360 --> 07:29.120 Gamble with your friends and Liars bar at five me Jinxie Ron and probably Dante's 07:31.000 --> 07:35.560 But before then I'll probably be again. Yes again, we're playing it again. I 07:36.280 --> 07:41.280 Know we're playing it again chat. It's fun. No, it's a fun-ass game and I got a new squad now 07:41.960 --> 07:45.080 And I think that'll be I think that'll be brain rot 07:45.760 --> 07:47.960 brain rot with them. I think it'll be funny 07:48.920 --> 07:50.920 so 07:50.920 --> 07:58.120 Yeah, we're gonna be doing Liars Bar, fucking gamble with your friends, me, Jinx, Iran, and 07:58.120 --> 07:59.120 Dantes. 07:59.120 --> 08:05.040 We're trying to plan a different day in the next two weeks to run a 2v2 Bro Vee Bro. 08:05.040 --> 08:10.600 We've never run a 2v2 Bro Vee Bro before, we've done Bros vs. Pros, we've done Bro Vee 08:10.600 --> 08:14.920 Bro a million times, but we've never done a 2v2 and I was talking to Ron about it and 08:14.920 --> 08:19.560 I think it would be really fun to do a 2v2 Bro Vee Bro and then also do a day where we 08:19.560 --> 08:21.960 We both have squads. 08:21.960 --> 08:22.920 You know what I'm talking about? 08:22.920 --> 08:27.920 Do like a 5v5 Brovy Bro on a bunch of different games. 08:28.200 --> 08:30.360 So you have like a 2v2 day, 08:30.360 --> 08:31.500 you could do like Rocket League, 08:31.500 --> 08:34.100 GeoGuessor, fucking Fall Guys, whatever. 08:34.100 --> 08:34.940 And then another day, 08:34.940 --> 08:36.340 you could do like a four or five man squad 08:36.340 --> 08:39.440 and you run against each other in like very random games. 08:39.440 --> 08:41.560 You could do CS, search and destroy, 08:41.560 --> 08:43.320 you could do Valorant, you could do Overwatch, 08:43.320 --> 08:44.760 you could do fucking League. 08:45.780 --> 08:47.440 Like that would be a more competitive one. 08:47.440 --> 08:52.900 2v2 would be a bit more like fun games, whereas 5v5 would be like a lot more serious. 08:54.580 --> 09:00.280 But that'd be super fun. Arc Raiders. Arc Raiders you can do if you had like threes or twos, you can do with twos. 09:01.340 --> 09:04.240 You can do with 2v2 Arc Raiders and whoever just has the best loot. 09:04.680 --> 09:09.380 But that's like so RNG and you're also going to get stream sniped because Arc Raiders is just a smaller game now. 09:10.380 --> 09:15.580 But yeah, we'll probably, we'll probably run a version of that soon. 09:17.440 --> 09:23.160 But yeah schedule horror games today tomorrow tomorrow. We're gonna be live at like 3 30 09:23.160 --> 09:28.000 I don't know what we're gonna do for the first hour and a half of stream. We're probably gonna play a random game 09:29.040 --> 09:31.160 I'll probably find a game for us to play 09:31.440 --> 09:38.480 We're gonna do a random game off rip tomorrow into gamble with your friends and Liars bar 09:39.400 --> 09:40.500 I 09:40.500 --> 09:46.360 Know we just played it yesterday chat, but it was so fun, and I'm so hyped to play it again. I'm not gonna lie 09:47.440 --> 09:57.740 Fridays are React Day, Saturday I'm not live, Sundays early React Day at like noon, Monday I'm not live, Tuesday next week we're doing Sauros and Forza Horizon 6 on the driving wheel which I just broke out. 09:57.740 --> 10:01.140 I'm gonna try and set it up today just so I have the settings ready. 10:01.140 --> 10:04.940 Next Wednesday, we're gonna finish Subnautica. 10:04.940 --> 10:16.240 I know you guys are saying Subnautica but we're not gonna be able to beat it in an hour and a half tomorrow because we're probably gonna have an hour and a half of random shit and then we're gonna do like friend slop games for like three hours, three and a half hours. 10:16.240 --> 10:19.520 So we're going to do a random game instead. 10:19.520 --> 10:22.640 We're going to beat Sumnautica next Wednesday. 10:22.640 --> 10:24.840 4-0-1 Tuesday, next Tuesday. 10:24.840 --> 10:26.560 Sumnautica, we're going to do next Wednesday. 10:26.560 --> 10:27.200 Beat it then. 10:27.200 --> 10:30.600 Next Thursday, we're probably going to start 007 10:30.600 --> 10:36.400 and maybe run a random game day, or maybe run 10:36.400 --> 10:37.920 a wiki race with Ludwig. 10:37.920 --> 10:41.720 If not, we might do the Bro V Bro 2v2 day that day. 10:41.720 --> 10:43.040 I messaged Ludwig about it. 10:43.040 --> 10:44.800 He asked me if I could do it tomorrow. 10:44.800 --> 10:46.880 I said, I was busy obviously. 10:46.880 --> 10:47.920 So I'm trying to schedule with him. 10:47.920 --> 10:50.200 If not, we'll probably just do it another day 10:50.200 --> 10:52.960 and do the Brovy Bro next week. 10:52.960 --> 10:53.960 I'll figure that out though. 10:53.960 --> 10:55.720 Next Friday, Reacts. 10:55.720 --> 10:57.920 And then I'm gone the 30th to the second for four days, 10:57.920 --> 10:58.960 post on the YouTube, I'm gone. 10:58.960 --> 11:00.760 We're back, grinding out stream. 11:02.520 --> 11:03.880 007, if we fuck with it, 11:03.880 --> 11:05.280 the airport security game drops. 11:05.280 --> 11:06.720 We have a UD collab coming up. 11:06.720 --> 11:08.240 Kildos are collab coming up. 11:10.920 --> 11:12.560 The charity stream for Shatterproof 11:12.560 --> 11:16.380 for preventing drug addiction, or drug addiction prevention 11:16.380 --> 11:20.480 and recovery, that'll be June 5th, React Day. 11:20.480 --> 11:22.680 Planning a group charity stream, probably 11:22.680 --> 11:26.720 for like mid-late summer, and then wall. 11:29.240 --> 11:30.520 There's a few other games dropping. 11:30.520 --> 11:32.760 We'll do a try not to laugh soon, bunch of other shit. 11:32.760 --> 11:33.800 But yeah, that's the schedule. 11:33.800 --> 11:34.880 If you haven't been able to watch kids 11:34.880 --> 11:37.520 that play video, such a good system. 11:37.520 --> 11:39.520 Actually, it's a schedule, if you know the stream schedule. 11:39.520 --> 11:41.480 Let me spam through Donuts, and then we'll lock in. 11:41.480 --> 11:46.760 Thank you for the five gift is RC Mista and its user and just think of the sub for all of the three 11:46.840 --> 11:51.840 When are you Jack gonna post the collapse when we're in my videos not even done let alone his probably in like 11:51.840 --> 11:55.880 I don't know maybe two three weeks if I'd have a guess probably three weeks if I'd have a guess 11:55.880 --> 12:02.280 I'm Aiden probably won't be done my video for another week or two and Jack's are obviously more edited than mine a 12:02.880 --> 12:04.880 Rutherford thank you for the three just for the sub 12:05.320 --> 12:08.200 Hawn and Anthony separate into the three had a dream last night 12:08.200 --> 12:12.820 Were you in Jakarot a restaurant making a video Jack was drunk and you said hi before you left you look to be like five seconds 12:12.820 --> 12:17.420 The silence turned around and walked away. Well, JB for the sub loser of the three your huge inspiration 12:17.420 --> 12:21.420 Love what you do with charity events. Thank you fix and Lil for the sub max. Thank you for the raid 12:21.420 --> 12:25.680 I'm sorry. I missed the raid. Well, it's gonna be shut up maxis. Oh nine if unless that's a bodied rate 12:25.680 --> 12:27.680 Let me look at their chair. Let me look at their account 12:28.920 --> 12:31.300 We've there's been a huge view about problem 12:38.200 --> 12:40.760 Oh, they have 2k followers. It's probably a real streamer 12:41.760 --> 12:46.200 Sorry for doubting. I just know certain people have been getting spam view about it. Thank you for the raid though 12:46.200 --> 12:49.240 I appreciate that landed with a sub TT and goose I think of the sub 12:49.880 --> 12:54.360 Splay on three month three a dog figure the three I'm fresh out of two and a half year relationship 12:54.360 --> 12:57.540 Do you have any attempts on how I can move past that chapter of my life? 12:58.400 --> 13:02.280 It's really just time because of yourself hang out with friends click up hobbies give yourself time to move on 13:02.280 --> 13:03.640 Don't get it in a rebound relationship 13:03.640 --> 13:08.520 It just makes things worse cut contact with them entirely because it's going to prolong the amount of time you need to move on 13:09.000 --> 13:12.060 Bears on for the sub FM bears on us tea and those thank you for the five 13:12.280 --> 13:16.680 And now I want to eat nuggets zero of the sub dose thank you for five almost 20k points yesterday 13:16.680 --> 13:20.920 I'm sorry to hear that true and totally for the sub GC bring a carnage press and Ellie for the sub 13:21.200 --> 13:26.280 Ashton TN are pressing empty thank you for the three go to my driver's test today. Good luck 13:26.480 --> 13:31.160 Fish thank you for the 5k bitty struggling with money because of the copyright thing if I can throw this at your face 13:31.160 --> 13:34.840 I love you boss man, bro. I'm not struggling with money. Don't worry. I was just letting you know 13:35.240 --> 13:38.520 That's why I was late. I appreciate the 5k bitties though 13:38.520 --> 13:41.400 You're not if I if I have to pay a lump sum to a copyright company 13:41.400 --> 13:43.400 I don't need my chat to fund it 13:43.520 --> 13:49.080 You guys watching me has given me the money through ad revenue on YouTube to be able to pay for it 13:49.880 --> 13:51.880 but yeah, I 13:52.960 --> 13:54.960 What I want that to be known I 13:55.640 --> 13:57.640 Want that to be known where it's like I 13:57.640 --> 14:04.120 I appreciate when you guys send me bits and like I obviously know people just like subscribing because I've only mode and all this other shit 14:04.120 --> 14:08.960 But it's like don't feel like because you watch me and you're a fan you need to give back in some way 14:09.160 --> 14:11.160 We have an even transaction 14:12.720 --> 14:16.440 We have an even transaction, okay you watching me 14:18.040 --> 14:20.040 Gives me we 14:20.560 --> 14:23.960 Yes, we even even transaction if you watch me on YouTube 14:23.960 --> 14:31.040 You're watching me for free you watch ad or you pay for YouTube premium blah blah blah you watch me for free either way 14:32.120 --> 14:35.160 You watch ads I get half a penny 14:36.000 --> 14:39.440 And not even half a penny. I get a fifth of a penny for every ad you watch 14:39.960 --> 14:43.160 That's that's your payment to me, right? That's how it works 14:43.160 --> 14:47.000 You don't need to give me bits and be like I've watched you I feel like I need to do this 14:47.000 --> 14:49.000 Don't feel required to do that, right? 14:49.480 --> 14:51.480 You know what I mean? 14:51.480 --> 15:03.480 Um, but yeah, you don't need it. You don't need to give me money. I do appreciate it, but, um, you don't don't be like, oh, I need to help fund this for Joe. We'll take it to the four. 15:03.480 --> 15:13.480 Welcome to my computer screen. Be me in that thing. If it's up, live, I feel the sub glad to be here. So when you gave us a mass of the sub, what would you do if I just reached through the screen right now? 15:13.480 --> 15:20.340 Broke the fourth wall actually just reached through your screen. You just saw my arm. Would that be terrifying? 15:20.780 --> 15:25.840 You'd cry scream. I was even the three goes for the five. You're so tough 15:25.840 --> 15:28.000 Do you honor and fun for the sub to think of the three? I 15:29.520 --> 15:33.720 Thought you had it on fall guys last night, but I was locked in on Christmas dream. I love fall guys 15:34.440 --> 15:37.320 Even fishy golden jay for the sub even don't think of the five gift 15:37.320 --> 15:39.920 It's tape snow over the five subs killer and cater for the sub knee 15:39.920 --> 15:45.600 Or Ray Jared and G think of the sub skull units with a sub chin and dead for the sub cast black storm red 15:45.880 --> 15:50.060 Anton April sushi chin as if they give the sub or for the sub will take over the three 15:50.060 --> 15:52.060 Do you think lies are permissible really depends on the situation? 15:52.500 --> 15:55.580 Alex the nap of the sub fan and Alex to the sub just thank you for the sub 15:55.580 --> 15:59.740 Paul think of the thousand buddies have my grandma. I had my grandma her funeral. What? 16:00.560 --> 16:04.180 Ness thank you for the five gift it's thank them. We've got something give the five gift it's open my funny 16:04.180 --> 16:06.180 You're screaming in the church. Oh my god 16:06.180 --> 16:09.780 Jake for the thousand buddies literally watch every single one of your YouTube videos. 16:09.780 --> 16:11.180 I'm sorry for the loss of your grandma, man. 16:11.180 --> 16:12.180 What? 16:12.180 --> 16:16.780 Uh, add in the reel of the sub and I can serve 29, but it's not off to thank you for the 16:16.780 --> 16:17.780 five chat. 16:17.780 --> 16:18.780 Don't send bits right now. 16:18.780 --> 16:19.780 Uh, James, thank you for the three. 16:19.780 --> 16:21.280 Uh, you're putting you got to take you Kenny, but that's true. 16:21.280 --> 16:22.280 I'll take it for the five. 16:22.280 --> 16:23.280 Thank you. 16:23.280 --> 16:24.280 That's the money. 16:24.280 --> 16:25.280 How unmotivated I am. 16:25.280 --> 16:27.180 I've done 11 assignments the outside perspective really changed my view on a legit sabotage 16:27.180 --> 16:28.180 myself. 16:28.180 --> 16:30.660 You might think what you said was forgettable, but I literally got my ass out of bed after 16:30.660 --> 16:31.660 hearing you. 16:31.660 --> 16:32.820 Well, I'm glad I was able to motivate you, bro. 16:32.820 --> 16:33.820 In some way. 16:33.820 --> 16:34.820 And that's great that you're doing the great. 16:36.180 --> 16:41.060 you need to do. Plomph and Dobby for the sub. Tamal, Arthur, and it's an user for the sub for 16:41.060 --> 16:44.900 all of the three. He's EJ for the sub, Ryan for the sub, Jack, thank you for the five, 16:44.900 --> 16:48.500 Senator JoBarb, Bodger, Juby, JoBarb, Farts, Mass for the five, Gifted Fan for the sub. 16:49.140 --> 16:52.180 Oh, holy dog joke. All right, chat. 16:57.300 --> 17:01.860 What if you change your name to Joe Fadalosi? What if you change your name to Joe Fadalosi? 17:01.860 --> 17:03.300 What did that be hilarious? 17:06.540 --> 17:08.400 Ugh, broken thinking of the three. 17:08.400 --> 17:09.500 Hazy and Jake thinking of the sub. 17:09.500 --> 17:10.500 Lock in chat. 17:11.880 --> 17:12.880 Lock in chat. 17:13.280 --> 17:14.720 First game of the day. 17:15.320 --> 17:15.820 Hold up. 17:15.820 --> 17:16.480 Nevermind. 17:16.680 --> 17:17.320 Give me a second. 17:17.320 --> 17:17.820 Hold up. 17:24.020 --> 17:24.460 All right. 17:24.920 --> 17:25.420 Chat. 17:26.600 --> 17:27.260 Lock it in. 17:27.760 --> 17:28.660 Broken thinking of the three. 17:28.660 --> 17:29.860 Salty thinking of the sub. 17:29.860 --> 17:30.700 What's up Salty Unreal. 17:30.700 --> 17:31.560 RNG thinking of the sub. 17:31.860 --> 17:33.860 First game of the day, 17:33.860 --> 17:35.860 Burno Transit. 17:35.860 --> 17:36.860 I think that's how you say it. 17:36.860 --> 17:38.860 BRNO. Holy shit, I lagged there. 17:38.860 --> 17:39.860 Did you see that? 17:41.860 --> 17:43.860 This game's mining Bitcoin. 17:50.860 --> 17:52.860 Why is my game lagging? Hold up, I gotta change the set. 17:52.860 --> 17:53.860 What the fuck? 17:53.860 --> 17:56.860 Is this game running at 700 FPS? 17:56.860 --> 17:58.860 Why is this lagging? 18:01.860 --> 18:08.860 Music? 18:08.860 --> 18:13.860 They've a nudity filter. 18:13.860 --> 18:22.860 Oh, don't tell me one of these games is one of these games, mother fucker. 18:22.860 --> 18:29.860 Hold up, let me lock in on the fucking game capture shit. 18:29.860 --> 18:36.820 Tell me this works. It works. W-game. Wait, I kind of fuck with the music heavily now. The jazz? 18:40.540 --> 18:44.220 I'm gonna keep the nudity filter unchecked. It's a video game! 18:45.780 --> 18:47.780 It's allowed! 18:48.460 --> 18:53.700 Dear sir, madam, you've been accepted for training as a metro driver at Bernau Transit. 18:53.860 --> 18:58.740 Please come to the registry office and invest a view of Devalued Ostation to handle the paperwork. 18:58.740 --> 19:00.740 We look forward to working with you 19:02.620 --> 19:08.540 W pronunciation that's to be old one of the day wow fourth time I've ever said that word in my entire life 19:09.460 --> 19:16.060 This bit thank you for the 10k bitties. I was being silly still would love to toss cold hard cash at your face 19:17.140 --> 19:18.940 What am I stripper? 19:18.940 --> 19:24.180 Passage and now thank you for the sub thank you for the 10k bitties fish, but I appreciate the bucket bitties lock in 19:24.180 --> 19:32.360 So I'm working at a transit station and I'm one of the people that operates one of the trains. 19:32.360 --> 19:41.220 Oh, penny for your thoughts. Travel to station de Valo though. Hold up chat. Let me lock in here. 19:41.220 --> 19:42.580 My geogacer knowledge. 19:42.580 --> 19:47.580 Gizdencki, Gizdencki, Gizdencki. 19:48.940 --> 19:50.820 Platba Minsemmi. 19:54.540 --> 19:58.840 We're in a, we're somewhere near like Serbia. 19:59.940 --> 20:01.060 It's Poland, nevermind. 20:01.060 --> 20:02.380 That's my second guess. 20:06.100 --> 20:07.180 So homeless guy. 20:09.980 --> 20:10.820 Hello? 20:11.220 --> 20:37.220 I was close then I was close. I said it's near Serbia. I was right. I was right. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta brag real quick. I gotta brag real quick. I was gonna move on. I was gonna move on. Wait, Serbia's near Czech. Or Czechia. Now I was close. I was closer. Poland's really far. Alright, lock in. Hold on. We're gonna act like this homeless guy is being used for a Mr. B city. 20:37.220 --> 20:43.220 Oh, hello there, Storm! We're stopping random people on the side of the street! 20:43.220 --> 20:46.220 I'm just wondering, do you subscribe to this or these? 20:58.220 --> 21:02.220 Oh, wrong way. So awkward, holy shit. 21:07.220 --> 21:09.220 Is that supposed to be there? 21:11.540 --> 21:13.540 What animal is that? 21:14.540 --> 21:16.540 That is not so much. Is that a glitch? 21:18.020 --> 21:20.420 That's like a flat of post in an alligator combined. 21:22.620 --> 21:25.300 That's not a crocodile chat. What the fuck? 21:26.340 --> 21:28.340 Have you ever seen a crocodile in your life? 21:31.540 --> 21:34.580 Dude, everybody's mean-mugging, straight war-up. 21:37.220 --> 21:39.220 Devaldo Station. 21:43.220 --> 21:45.220 Dude, the music in this game is just amazing. 21:45.220 --> 21:47.220 Should I go to the wash closet first? 21:47.220 --> 21:49.220 I'm gonna see what's in here. 21:49.220 --> 21:51.220 Holy shit, toilet with no solidore. 21:51.220 --> 21:53.220 My God. 21:53.220 --> 21:55.220 Excuse me, sir. 21:55.220 --> 21:57.220 I'm here for a job at Devaldo Station. 21:59.220 --> 22:01.220 Oh, he's a fortune teller. 22:01.220 --> 22:03.220 Two Devaldo from the brown pocket. 22:03.220 --> 22:05.220 Wait. 22:05.220 --> 22:11.780 No, wait devod well, I've been saying it wrong to devod low from the black the brown platform 22:12.500 --> 22:14.500 check the Metro map I 22:15.540 --> 22:18.940 Should see here for like four hours and listen to this guy staring at me. I 22:19.740 --> 22:23.660 Wasn't paying attention to these things. It's not about brown platform probably this way 22:27.500 --> 22:32.060 Holy shit, this is confusing is this where I am 22:35.220 --> 22:37.220 That's one. 22:37.500 --> 22:40.380 One is the gray line, two is yellow line. 22:42.780 --> 22:44.780 I need to take gray line, so what? 22:47.900 --> 22:52.540 Defined low station. Wow, this is like a real subway game. Holy shit. 22:52.540 --> 22:57.380 I don't think this game's gonna be that scary though. Most of the characters look pretty tame now. 22:58.980 --> 23:03.620 I mean they kind of look like their skin is made of ball sack skin, but... 23:05.220 --> 23:07.220 For the most part 23:08.940 --> 23:10.940 Fairly chill looking people 23:13.620 --> 23:15.980 They're just chill guys not a single woman in sight 23:17.980 --> 23:20.620 Assuming are we? How do you know? 23:22.860 --> 23:26.780 Juvo? Oh, oh my god, how do you say it? 23:27.420 --> 23:33.620 Find the registry office. I'm searching ticket inspector got one right here dick. What are you gonna do? 23:33.620 --> 23:38.460 You know rob me all right? What would have happened if I had a ticket? 23:39.540 --> 23:43.520 Wash glass again. Actually, maybe maybe it is just all dudes 23:44.660 --> 23:47.860 Wash closet. Oh god. That's a big leaf. Oh, they got petty 23:48.740 --> 23:50.740 They say burn those gold 23:51.620 --> 23:55.240 Is burn or currency this is the office I gotta go to 23:56.060 --> 23:59.540 I'm walking in. I like the little maps. They have 24:00.620 --> 24:02.960 Is this not the registry? Oh, it is it is it is 24:03.620 --> 24:09.620 Yeah, give me ID card. New workers go count of two. 24:09.620 --> 24:15.620 Okay, Deck, maybe we could add signs there. We could have prevented that whole interaction. 24:15.620 --> 24:22.620 New train driver, you need a photo to make an ID card. Photo booth is down on the platform. 24:22.620 --> 24:30.620 You don't have a fucking road. What type of task shit is this? Am I at the DMV? Am I at the fucking DMV? 24:30.620 --> 24:34.540 I come here to get my job. He said I need to go get my ID photo. Oh, no, but we don't take it here 24:34.540 --> 24:37.740 We're gonna go down on the fucking platform. I'm sorry. I gotta go back home. Okay 24:39.180 --> 24:42.900 I'm gonna go get my fucking photo taken. He said down on the platform 24:44.260 --> 24:46.260 What is the platform? 24:47.780 --> 24:49.780 What does that mean? 24:52.860 --> 24:54.860 Is that up here? 24:54.860 --> 25:01.860 Oh, I don't want to leave, do I? 25:01.860 --> 25:02.860 Why would I leave? 25:02.860 --> 25:03.860 I can't leave. 25:03.860 --> 25:04.860 How do I get a photo ID? 25:04.860 --> 25:05.860 This is me, and this is the DMV. 25:05.860 --> 25:06.860 This is the DMV. 25:06.860 --> 25:07.860 I don't know. 25:07.860 --> 25:08.860 I'm going to go back to the map. 25:08.860 --> 25:09.860 The platform. 25:09.860 --> 25:10.860 I don't know what the platform is. 25:10.860 --> 25:11.860 Fuck. 25:11.860 --> 25:12.860 He's being so vague. 25:12.860 --> 25:13.860 What is the platform? 25:13.860 --> 25:14.860 A platform? 25:14.860 --> 25:15.860 I don't know. 25:15.860 --> 25:16.860 I don't know what the platform is. 25:16.860 --> 25:17.860 I don't know what the platform is. 25:17.860 --> 25:18.860 Fuck. 25:18.860 --> 25:19.860 He's being so vague. 25:19.860 --> 25:20.860 What is the platform? 25:20.860 --> 25:21.860 A platform? 25:21.860 --> 25:36.700 No ticket office here, no registry office here, no information desk, no crap, no request. 25:36.700 --> 25:39.260 Okay, it's just a gorilla dancing. 25:39.260 --> 25:44.060 Uh, this game is the most confusing game in the world. 25:44.060 --> 25:45.060 What is happening? 25:45.060 --> 25:46.060 Hey, excuse me, sir. 25:46.060 --> 25:47.060 Oh, ticket inspector. 25:47.060 --> 25:49.060 I already just showed you my ticket, jackass. 25:49.060 --> 25:51.060 You know where I can get a fuck? 25:51.060 --> 25:54.660 Oh, excuse me sir, what is coming out of your butt? 25:54.660 --> 25:57.860 Where do I get a fucking photo ID? 25:57.860 --> 26:02.260 Oh my God, I could get on the train tracks. 26:02.260 --> 26:03.900 Oh, photo booth! 26:03.900 --> 26:05.500 I found it. 26:05.500 --> 26:06.500 I'm a genius. 26:06.500 --> 26:22.260 That's what I look like. 26:22.260 --> 26:25.300 Fucking insulting. 26:25.300 --> 26:30.140 Jesus. 26:30.140 --> 26:33.860 I look like the fucking peanut butter baby. 26:33.860 --> 26:35.860 Here's my photo ID. 26:35.860 --> 26:39.360 Pick up your finished ID card and count it one. 26:39.360 --> 26:40.360 Why? 26:40.360 --> 26:44.360 He's right next to you, just hand it to me. 26:44.360 --> 26:48.360 Here's your ID card. 26:48.360 --> 26:53.360 Now report to the shift supervisor in the depot at the station Votogen. 26:53.360 --> 26:56.360 Votogen, Votogen. 26:56.360 --> 27:00.360 Oh my God, this is serenity. 27:00.360 --> 27:08.680 Oh my god, I feel like I feel like I'm in a movie right now. I love that. I love that. 27:08.680 --> 27:15.680 Just play a saxophone. And every 10 seconds I love the game. So I just take the yellow. 27:15.680 --> 27:17.680 But I need to get off two stops 27:27.680 --> 27:29.680 I need to say yellow 27:30.720 --> 27:32.320 Pausing 27:32.320 --> 27:35.360 Don't think of the subtitles for the three but I'm up to the concept for a few years now 27:35.360 --> 27:39.840 And it's helping me a little bit extra now dealing with back pains. I've a scan soon, but your concept brings me joy 27:39.840 --> 27:41.440 Well, I hope the scan goes well 27:41.440 --> 27:44.640 And I'm sorry you had back pains be like horror movies to watch obsession 27:44.640 --> 27:48.360 I have it on my watch list game think of the three a new backyard baseball. Yeah, it comes out in July 27:48.520 --> 27:51.400 Topaz cyber and you're thinking of the sub chat lock in 27:52.720 --> 27:57.560 TCB to the sub we're gonna be playing that new backyard baseball. Don't you fucking worry pal? Oh 27:59.600 --> 28:03.200 Obsession was really good. Yeah, people are saying it's the best horror movie they've seen and I love the guys 28:03.200 --> 28:08.600 I love the director the director is really funny makes a lot of comedy skits, which we've watched on stream. Oh 28:08.600 --> 28:10.600 Oh, the train station's here. 28:14.600 --> 28:17.600 Sit down. I have to get off two stops from now. 28:17.600 --> 28:19.600 We have to get off at Voto GEM. 28:19.600 --> 28:22.600 I feel like I'm gonna stand in the corner in case I get stabbed. 28:27.600 --> 28:29.600 I don't trust any of these guys. 28:30.600 --> 28:32.600 One of them just starts peeing on the floor. 28:34.600 --> 28:36.600 It's like the New York City subway. 28:36.600 --> 28:38.360 You're a eerie train, you're right. 28:38.360 --> 28:40.600 It's like an old Soviet train. 28:40.600 --> 28:41.880 It's what it feels like. 28:41.880 --> 28:42.720 Oh! 28:44.520 --> 28:45.840 You look great. 28:48.560 --> 28:49.400 You look great. 28:49.400 --> 28:50.840 Sorry. 28:50.840 --> 28:51.680 Trying to be rude here. 28:51.680 --> 28:53.960 Hey, just me and you, buddy. 28:53.960 --> 28:55.600 So, where are you at it? 28:55.600 --> 28:58.440 I love the hat you have. 28:58.440 --> 29:01.840 I'm a new train driver, or not driver, 29:01.840 --> 29:03.760 I'm a new train conductor. 29:03.760 --> 29:06.280 I'm gonna be operating one of these bad boys that you're on. 29:06.280 --> 29:13.280 I'm gonna be operating one of these bad boys that you're on. 29:13.280 --> 29:17.280 I know, it'll just be me and you, you won't need to see me done. 29:17.280 --> 29:19.280 Yeah. 29:19.280 --> 29:22.280 Super cool. What do you do for work? 29:22.280 --> 29:25.280 Oh, only fans, okay. 29:25.280 --> 29:30.280 Now, uh, just looking at you, what type of demographic are you? 29:30.280 --> 29:33.280 What are you searching for? 29:33.280 --> 29:38.440 I don't really know are you are you holding the camera are you are you in the 29:38.440 --> 29:45.080 video or are you like a mic guy or sorry this is me 29:45.080 --> 29:52.200 super scary fucking weird as hell find a shift supervisor at the detail oh a 29:52.200 --> 29:58.640 hot dog guy you don't have a meal ticket I need a fucking meal ticket to get a 29:58.640 --> 30:02.240 hot dog what if I just fucking punch you in the face and grab one oh my god a 30:02.240 --> 30:08.820 hot dude is that a corn dog with no fucking stick oh my god chat what was 30:08.820 --> 30:14.740 the last time you had a corn dog you all ever had a sausage corn dog with a 30:14.740 --> 30:22.340 pancake pancake on the outside yo I know it's really unhealthy get one next time 30:22.340 --> 30:25.740 you're at the grocery store they sell them they're in the freezer aisle it's a 30:25.740 --> 30:29.660 sausage it's a song I can't even eat them anymore sausage in the middle pancake 30:29.660 --> 30:40.380 on the outside. Oh, absolute cinema. Do we'll sear upon it? Oh, yuck. Wash closet, shift 30:40.380 --> 30:47.840 supervisor. Where, and why is the wash closet locked? Shift supervisor in the depot. What 30:47.840 --> 30:49.840 What does depo mean? 30:57.340 --> 30:59.340 Oh, is he over here? 31:01.340 --> 31:03.340 Oh, okay. 31:08.840 --> 31:10.340 Ah, little buddy. 31:10.340 --> 31:11.840 Who are you? 31:11.840 --> 31:13.840 Are you a little guard dog? 31:13.840 --> 31:15.840 You little guard dog. 31:15.840 --> 31:19.840 You got a little mask on your body, kids. You can't hurt me. 31:23.840 --> 31:27.840 The Shift Supervisor's dog. I hope it didn't scare ya. 31:28.840 --> 31:30.840 You'll find the Shift Supervisor in the yard. 31:32.840 --> 31:34.840 Finally! Somehow! 31:34.840 --> 31:38.840 They are too few of us. After the break, I still drive the night shift. 31:38.840 --> 31:45.840 Shift supervisor in the yard. Yo, I am in the fucking back rooms right now. Am I not? 31:45.840 --> 31:56.840 Like, where am I going? That's a disgusting toilet. At least it's a little more private 31:56.840 --> 32:03.840 than the other ones. Oh, here he is. New blood! Every morning we meet at this place. 32:03.840 --> 32:05.840 Set your alarm clock I 32:07.120 --> 32:09.120 Got it on my swatch 32:09.160 --> 32:11.160 Now go change into your uniform 32:12.160 --> 32:14.160 It's ready for you in locker number three 32:15.400 --> 32:17.400 Blowing a loud what? 32:19.120 --> 32:21.120 Me blowing a loud 32:22.840 --> 32:28.280 It's just it's just like an extra small pair of Nike pros and a Hooters top 32:28.280 --> 32:34.280 You've got your uniform on. What's the need for a beginning company to provide another one? 32:42.280 --> 32:46.280 Yo, we brought out the camcorder for this? 32:46.280 --> 32:50.280 What are we doing? Just checking if you need anything. 32:50.280 --> 32:54.280 I forgot to give you a meal ticket, so go buy a hot dog. 32:54.280 --> 32:57.080 Alright, that's- Hey, thank you for that. 32:57.080 --> 32:58.480 You know, I really appreciate that. 32:58.480 --> 33:03.080 Outside of the fact that you were just recording me get changed on a camcorder, which is really creepy, by the way, 33:03.080 --> 33:06.080 I actually was looking for a meal ticket, so... 33:06.080 --> 33:08.980 I didn't even know where I got one. You just solved the problem for me. 33:08.980 --> 33:12.580 Hotdog stands, I already know where the hotdog stands. I love sausages. Me, too. 33:12.580 --> 33:15.580 Ah! Oh my god, why did that scare me again? 33:17.380 --> 33:19.080 Oh my god, I can't wait to go buy a hotdog. 33:19.080 --> 33:22.580 I hope my meal ticket lets me get the one, the little corn dog. 33:22.580 --> 33:32.380 without mustard enjoy a meal wow straight to work and he's watching me 33:32.380 --> 33:40.020 devour that look at him I'm gonna I am down while I eat it thumbs up for me 34:10.020 --> 34:12.020 closed 34:13.080 --> 34:15.740 What's it my shit myself hey Mike you open now 34:25.700 --> 34:29.140 Okay, I'm a train driver. Oh my god. I'm gonna shoot my pants. I 34:30.060 --> 34:35.180 Just need a brother. She's still there. I'm gonna need a hop on the next train. I need to go to the next train stop 34:35.180 --> 34:39.040 Oh my god, I gotta fucking hold my shit that long. It's locked 34:40.020 --> 34:42.020 Oh my god, is there bathroom this way? 34:43.660 --> 34:45.660 No! 34:46.140 --> 34:48.140 Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking shit my pants. 34:50.220 --> 34:52.980 Oh! I can't walk! Stop it down the drain! 34:54.100 --> 34:58.300 Oh my god, I need to go. We need to go. We need to go. We need to go. We need to go. All right. 34:58.820 --> 35:00.820 Just hold it in. Butt clench. 35:03.380 --> 35:05.380 Butt clench. Next stop. 35:07.220 --> 35:09.220 God, I'm fucking ripping ass everywhere. 35:10.020 --> 35:16.020 The head's starting to peek out. I don't know how much longer I can hold it. 35:18.020 --> 35:20.020 I thought this was a hurricane. It is a hurricane. 35:21.020 --> 35:24.020 You have to take a shit. You have to take a shit and there's no toilets available. 35:32.020 --> 35:35.020 The turtle, he's peeking his head. He's peeking his head. I'm gonna go. 35:35.020 --> 35:37.020 I'm gonna go! 35:37.020 --> 35:39.020 I'm gonna go! 35:39.020 --> 35:41.020 I'm gonna go! 35:41.020 --> 35:43.020 Come on! 35:43.020 --> 35:45.020 Bathroom! 35:45.020 --> 35:47.020 Hurry! 35:49.020 --> 35:51.020 Oh my god, don't tell me this is not a bathroom here. 35:51.020 --> 35:53.020 There it is. 35:53.020 --> 35:55.020 I'll take five. 36:05.020 --> 36:10.460 Did I just throw up diarrhea out of my mouth and then faint in a pool of it? 36:10.460 --> 36:12.460 What the hell just happened? 36:12.460 --> 36:14.460 I'm awake again. 36:14.460 --> 36:17.420 Oh my god, I just slept in the train area. 36:17.420 --> 36:19.420 Oh, this is disgusting. 36:19.420 --> 36:22.220 Is that my- oh my god! 36:22.220 --> 36:28.900 No, I waddled in here in a pool of my own shit. 36:28.900 --> 36:35.800 It was that bad? 36:35.800 --> 36:37.200 Bad smell here. 36:37.200 --> 36:38.200 I hate banel. 36:38.200 --> 36:39.200 Yeah, me too. 36:39.200 --> 36:40.200 I don't know, dude. 36:40.200 --> 36:43.200 Who would have shit all over the floor with that fucking disgusting? 36:43.200 --> 36:45.200 Can't imagine somebody doing that. 36:45.200 --> 36:47.200 The chain's dead, even. 36:47.200 --> 36:48.200 Shit. 36:48.200 --> 36:49.900 Go to the back room for the hose. 36:49.900 --> 36:50.900 Take my keys. 36:50.900 --> 36:51.900 Back room this way. 36:51.900 --> 36:52.900 That's not this way. 36:52.900 --> 36:53.900 This way. 36:53.900 --> 37:07.580 I don't want to be back here. I feel like at some point I am just gonna get chased by something and that's gonna be really fun 37:11.820 --> 37:13.820 Why do I hear somebody playing ping pong? 37:23.900 --> 37:30.900 What in the kinky shit, what is that guy wearing? 37:30.900 --> 37:35.900 Host not here, get out! 37:35.900 --> 37:42.900 Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you guys. 37:42.900 --> 37:48.900 So it's gotta be in this area somewhere. 37:48.900 --> 37:56.900 What was that? 37:56.900 --> 38:02.400 I mean like where else would it be? It's got to be in this region now. 38:02.400 --> 38:04.900 Maybe back this way? 38:04.900 --> 38:08.400 I don't know, did this divert somewhere out? 38:08.400 --> 38:12.400 I can't go through there. 38:12.400 --> 38:15.900 We're not supposed to go there. The shift supervisor's looking for you. 38:15.900 --> 38:17.900 He already found the hose. Oh. 38:21.900 --> 38:25.900 More actually, the hose was somewhere else. I bought it. So wash it. 38:26.900 --> 38:30.900 Why do I have to wash it? Who the fuck? Yeah, you think I'm the jackass of that poop all over the walls? 38:31.900 --> 38:32.900 Never did he, man. 38:37.900 --> 38:39.900 Oh my god, this is so much poop. 38:40.900 --> 38:42.900 I can't imagine how bad this would smell. 38:42.900 --> 38:47.900 We're like plumbers that have to go fix like fucking septic tanks. 38:47.900 --> 38:50.900 That's gotta be like a bottom three job. 38:50.900 --> 38:53.900 Just waiting in poop all day. 38:53.900 --> 38:55.900 Ah, maybe good. 38:55.900 --> 38:58.900 I just shit my pants. 39:04.900 --> 39:06.900 Idiot. 39:06.900 --> 39:08.900 Now you can wash it again. 39:08.900 --> 39:15.900 I- I fucking s- I snarded. I snarded all over the fucking walls. 39:15.900 --> 39:20.900 What type of projectile poop do I have? I thought I would've just pooped in my pants. Am I naked? 39:20.900 --> 39:27.900 We need to cover that sink. There's air freshener in the toilet. Violet scent. Oh, stink. 39:27.900 --> 39:33.900 Fresh in the depot. Dude, what type of weird-ass tasks are these? 39:33.900 --> 39:40.060 Wait, maybe it wasn't me could have been I didn't shit in the spoiler that could have been somebody else 39:55.860 --> 39:59.520 Is that good enough what a stink give me back the keys 39:59.520 --> 40:06.340 Stop driving the train already. You're not gonna tell me how to jump. Holy scoliosis. You're not gonna tell me to drop how to drive the train 40:10.040 --> 40:14.480 I'm just gonna I'm just gonna operate it. Oh one button 40:15.880 --> 40:17.880 Well easy ass job 40:19.000 --> 40:21.000 Let's get it going 40:22.480 --> 40:24.480 You literally just shit everywhere 40:24.480 --> 40:31.480 Dude, I have a little bit of a sharp mistake. Okay? That's not... Oh, that was another train. 40:31.480 --> 40:37.480 So what is that? That's not that big of a deal. I don't know how fast I should be going. 40:37.480 --> 40:44.480 Does this not seem like I might be going a little too quick? I should slow down. I just passed it. 40:44.480 --> 40:56.080 Oh shit, I'm supposed to- 40:56.080 --> 41:04.320 What? 41:04.320 --> 41:06.760 How do you- how do you slow down? 41:06.760 --> 41:09.960 And on that track I'm the only one going in that loop, what do you mean I'm gonna 41:09.960 --> 41:11.960 Oh 41:17.160 --> 41:21.000 Yo, I know this is getting too freaky for me this is getting way too freaky for me 41:22.200 --> 41:27.740 What is happening? What is happening? I feel like I'm in a fucking constant daydream dude 41:30.160 --> 41:32.160 Honestly after the night shift 41:34.560 --> 41:37.560 I'm asleep after the night shift did oh my god. Was that a dream? 41:37.560 --> 41:44.200 Bad dreams before the first ride. Oh, it happens. Your instructor's already 41:44.200 --> 41:50.040 waiting in the cab. Oh, that wasn't real. Okay, now he's gonna teach me how to 41:50.040 --> 41:56.200 fucking drive the train. Thank you, sir. I'm making breakfast! In the meantime, 41:56.200 --> 42:04.320 read the control guide. Where's the control? Oh, fuck off. Departure, you may leave 42:04.320 --> 42:09.840 the station only on green signal. Stop exactly at zero if you pass it a bit. Back up. 42:12.320 --> 42:18.320 Forward left mouse button. Break right mouse button. How do you back up? 42:20.800 --> 42:25.120 Time limit to arrival. Early arrivals allowed. Delay's not allowed. 42:26.960 --> 42:31.040 Passing signal. Major overrun minus 20 early departure. Continuing on site. Risk of catching 42:31.040 --> 42:38.960 up to the train ahead. Oh, I ran into the back of the train in front of me. Oh, okay, so I stop at 42:38.960 --> 42:43.760 zero. Light mouse button or space is break. That seems very easy. How do I back up though? 42:44.320 --> 42:51.120 Steaky cheese. It'll warm up at a control panel while we ride. Fire it up, let's go. 42:51.760 --> 42:53.760 That's how you're making your breakfast, bro. 42:53.760 --> 43:02.000 You're eating a whole your breakfast a whole-ass block of cheese, buddy. That is disgusting 43:03.440 --> 43:05.440 What if it starts melting? 43:08.160 --> 43:15.880 How do you break? Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. Oh my god at the time on the left is how long I have to get there 43:18.400 --> 43:22.720 So I gotta go quick when should I start breaking like a hundred? 43:23.760 --> 43:29.760 I feel like we've all asked. 50, I'd rate. 43:29.760 --> 43:30.600 Okay. 43:52.600 --> 43:54.500 Reputation 50%. 43:54.500 --> 43:56.700 It's my first ride. 43:56.700 --> 43:58.320 It's my first ride. 43:58.320 --> 43:59.340 It's my first ride. 43:59.340 --> 44:02.500 I got half reputation because I fucked up the first one. 44:02.500 --> 44:03.540 Okay, I overshot it. 44:03.540 --> 44:05.420 You're gonna be 20 seconds to get there. 44:05.420 --> 44:07.820 What type of fucking schedule are we running? 44:09.140 --> 44:11.300 Continue to the next station. 44:11.300 --> 44:13.300 All right, I'll get there on time this time. 44:14.180 --> 44:16.700 Overshooting, is it bad? 44:16.700 --> 44:18.860 I just have to make it on time. 44:18.860 --> 44:20.980 I should start breaking it at like 80. 44:24.380 --> 44:25.420 Ready? 44:25.420 --> 44:26.260 Break. 44:26.260 --> 44:33.260 Let it go a little bit, break. 44:33.260 --> 44:35.260 Cinema, watch this, watch this. 44:35.260 --> 44:38.260 No, I'm not late, I'm not late, I'm not late. 44:38.260 --> 44:39.260 Bang! 44:39.260 --> 44:40.260 Perfect! 44:40.260 --> 44:41.260 Perfect! 44:41.260 --> 44:42.260 Get me that shit. 44:42.260 --> 44:46.260 Look at these customers, they're gonna be so happy. 44:46.260 --> 44:49.260 Ain't nobody's gonna be late to work on my watch. 44:49.260 --> 44:52.260 That stinky cheese is starting to smell up the place though. 44:52.260 --> 44:55.260 Are you gonna eat that at some point or... 44:55.260 --> 45:02.260 Like a clay nation figure. 45:02.260 --> 45:10.460 Dude, I am goaded. 45:10.460 --> 45:11.900 I am actually goaded. 45:11.900 --> 45:12.900 I am actually goaded. 45:12.900 --> 45:18.980 I don't like cheese. 45:18.980 --> 45:22.260 You don't like cheese. 45:22.260 --> 45:26.100 in my life have I seen somebody in my chat say they don't like cheese? What do you mean 45:26.100 --> 45:36.860 W take? What? W take? Are you fucking insane? I hate cheese. Do a poll. Why do we have this 45:36.860 --> 45:41.380 many cheese haters in chat? I get, okay, no, no, no, we got a pause, we got a pause, we 45:41.380 --> 45:45.820 got a pause, we got a pause. You can say you don't like certain cheeses. I'm not a fan 45:45.820 --> 45:52.300 of rotting cheeses, blue cheese, not a fan, right? Disgusting. Any sort of aged cheese 45:52.300 --> 45:58.300 in that sense where there's mold on it, don't like that. But you're telling me you don't 45:58.300 --> 46:04.460 like a pepper jack, you don't like a nice mozzarella, oh sorry, mozzarella, you don't 46:04.460 --> 46:14.740 like a mozzarella pepper jack, as I was saying, provolone. It's moots, not mats. If I go top 46:14.740 --> 46:17.960 Top five cheeses right now, real quick, just rattle off the dump. 46:17.960 --> 46:19.680 I could be wrong here, right? 46:19.680 --> 46:23.400 Let's say top five cheeses that I've had that I currently remember. 46:23.400 --> 46:26.400 We're going to be going in no particular order. 46:26.400 --> 46:33.040 Pepperjack, cheddar, mozzarella, provolone. 46:33.040 --> 46:34.400 Number five's a hard one. 46:34.400 --> 46:36.400 I don't think Americans really get to get up. 46:36.400 --> 46:37.800 Oh, can I do American cheddar? 46:37.800 --> 46:42.200 I'm going to swap cheddar for American, American cheddar. 46:42.200 --> 46:44.200 I don't know if that's the same thing. 46:44.200 --> 46:47.680 like a yellow cheese, like a yellow cheese that you'd put on like a cheeseburger. 46:48.560 --> 46:55.040 Um, I don't know, like what's like a good just cheese to straight up eat? 46:55.880 --> 46:56.800 A Gouda? 46:57.440 --> 47:01.720 I'm not, I'm not an upset at a Gouda pick, but I feel like here's the, I'm not, 47:01.720 --> 47:03.800 I don't really care for Parmesan. 47:05.760 --> 47:07.200 I'm down to have Gouda there. 47:09.040 --> 47:13.840 The thing is, I know like the vast world of cheeses, if you're not a fan of cheese 47:13.840 --> 47:16.540 There's a cheesy line, there's a cheesy line. 47:16.540 --> 47:20.540 It might not be one that you've ever had before, 47:20.540 --> 47:24.440 but there's like a million different fucking types of cheese. 47:24.440 --> 47:25.940 There's a cheesy line. 47:25.940 --> 47:27.740 You just haven't had it yet. 47:27.740 --> 47:30.340 Unless you're lactose intolerant. 47:30.340 --> 47:34.540 But most lactose intolerant people still say they enjoy eating dairy, 47:34.540 --> 47:37.940 but they just can't. 47:37.940 --> 47:43.040 But again, most lactose intolerant people that I know will still eat dairy on occasion 47:43.040 --> 47:46.300 and they'll just shit themselves and not care. 47:51.580 --> 47:54.860 They'll be like, okay, I'm down to get ice cream, 47:54.860 --> 47:58.220 but I have to be back in my house in 30 minutes. 47:58.220 --> 48:00.460 Because they're gonna blow the fucking toilet up. 48:03.100 --> 48:05.820 My reputation's back up to 100 almost. 48:05.820 --> 48:07.980 Yo, are you gonna eat your fucking breakfast, dude? 48:07.980 --> 48:10.540 It's gonna start rotting as we speak. 48:10.540 --> 48:11.860 What was that? 48:11.860 --> 48:13.860 No, it's starting 48:19.780 --> 48:25.420 Why am I fainting at the smell of everything drive like the the weakest stomach possible 48:25.420 --> 48:29.220 I mean, I am in a hot enclosed train room with another person 48:29.740 --> 48:33.300 Well, probably a pound or two of cheese was heating up on the dashboard 48:35.700 --> 48:40.580 Hey wake up already you missed your shift 48:41.860 --> 48:43.860 I'm sorry, I didn't know. 48:43.860 --> 48:46.860 Deal with the ship supervisor, I can't wait for you all day. 48:46.860 --> 48:48.860 Well, I don't even need your dumb ass to be there, dude. 48:48.860 --> 48:50.860 I have the easiest job in the fucking world. 48:50.860 --> 48:53.860 Talk to the ship supervisor, where the hell am I? 48:56.860 --> 48:59.860 Oh, don't tell me the dog's gonna eat me. 48:59.860 --> 49:03.860 Anyone who misses their shift has to donate blood. 49:03.860 --> 49:05.860 What? 49:05.860 --> 49:08.860 I'll mark it as the day off. 49:08.860 --> 49:12.860 The Venetian Room's in the 7X shape, 7X station. 49:12.860 --> 49:17.420 What do you mean by don't eat the blood? 49:17.420 --> 49:18.500 As a punishment? 49:28.500 --> 49:30.300 Longstream Larry, eh? 49:30.300 --> 49:32.180 It's like all this guy. 49:32.180 --> 49:32.900 King Pisser. 49:35.900 --> 49:37.260 How the hell did I get out of here? 49:38.860 --> 49:43.020 Is this the line? I think this is the line. Yeah. All right, where do I need to go? 49:43.900 --> 49:48.260 So the next station. I need to look at a map. I should have looked at the map first. 49:49.180 --> 49:51.180 Where's the map? 49:52.540 --> 49:54.540 There's got to be a map here now. Oh 49:55.420 --> 49:56.860 fuck 49:56.860 --> 50:01.460 Is there not a map? Am I just gonna be free balling it one way on the track? I 50:02.300 --> 50:04.620 mean either way, I'll get there eventually. I 50:04.620 --> 50:09.680 I need to go I need to go in here and look at a map. Oh my god. I can't go in there now fuck 50:09.680 --> 50:12.780 Oh, wait, no, I can't I know there's a map here 50:15.220 --> 50:17.220 Oh my god, is there not? 50:24.900 --> 50:29.140 Who else pisses like me that's what I was saying your long-stream Larry man 50:29.940 --> 50:32.200 Nobody pisses like you. I've just got a hop on the train 50:32.200 --> 50:34.900 We're just hopping on the train. 50:34.900 --> 50:37.360 We're hopping on the train seeing where it takes us. 50:37.360 --> 50:41.120 At some point I'll see a map. 50:41.120 --> 50:44.840 But I don't know where we need to go. 50:44.840 --> 50:47.760 So I just gotta get on somewhere. 50:47.760 --> 50:49.600 You piss like MIRL? 50:49.600 --> 50:54.160 No, I don't have a bladder like that. 50:54.160 --> 50:55.320 I'd be pissing too much. 51:02.200 --> 51:04.700 Yo, you look just like me, bro. 51:04.700 --> 51:07.200 I, oh, God, my idea looks just like you. 51:07.200 --> 51:08.700 You're a spitting image. 51:08.700 --> 51:11.700 Are we related? 51:11.700 --> 51:13.700 Casual? 51:13.700 --> 51:14.700 I gotta stay on. 51:14.700 --> 51:15.700 I gotta stay on. 51:15.700 --> 51:18.200 But I could be going the wrong way. 51:18.200 --> 51:22.200 What if I'm going the long way around? 51:22.200 --> 51:24.200 How's there no map? 51:32.200 --> 51:37.020 Well, we happened to be going the right way, so we got lucky. 51:37.020 --> 51:38.020 Good shit. 51:38.020 --> 51:48.720 That was suck if we were going the exact opposite way. 51:48.720 --> 51:53.580 Find the donation room. 51:53.580 --> 51:57.600 Is this where it's just really dystopian because for some reason when I miss a day of work 51:57.600 --> 52:00.300 I have to go donate blood? 52:00.300 --> 52:04.260 Am I donating blood to like a local like hospital? 52:04.260 --> 52:07.760 Or am I just giving blood to like my coworkers? 52:07.760 --> 52:08.760 It's a pay phone there. 52:08.760 --> 52:11.300 This has to be the donation room. 52:11.300 --> 52:12.140 Maybe not. 52:14.900 --> 52:17.400 Where is the donation room? 52:18.860 --> 52:21.360 That's an SOS, okay, kick it off there. 52:22.840 --> 52:26.240 Why is there an SOS fucking phone there? 52:27.600 --> 52:32.480 Put it in a little bottle. You think they're gonna drain my blood into a fucking plastic water bottle? 52:33.920 --> 52:35.920 Into a disowny bottle? Wait, what is this? 52:36.800 --> 52:39.840 Which is a beer bottle. Yo, where the fuck is the blood room? 52:42.640 --> 52:44.640 It can't be that way. 52:48.080 --> 52:50.080 And I can't get in there. 52:52.240 --> 52:54.240 What the fuck? 52:54.240 --> 52:59.240 Do you think I have to climb up this? I can't. 53:02.240 --> 53:05.240 Trap, where am I supposed to go? 53:05.240 --> 53:09.240 So, oh, there's a ticket guy. 53:17.240 --> 53:21.240 It's on the platform. What the fuck are you talking about? 53:21.240 --> 53:25.760 There's a button? 53:25.760 --> 53:34.400 There's a button in this room. 53:34.400 --> 53:44.640 The map doesn't tell me anything. 53:44.640 --> 53:46.880 I gotta be a dumbass. 53:46.880 --> 53:48.840 You could turn the escalator off? 53:48.840 --> 53:49.840 Bro. 53:49.840 --> 53:50.840 Yo. 53:50.840 --> 53:52.840 I'm getting fucked up right now, what's happening? 53:55.440 --> 53:59.440 Oh, you just switched the direction and got dead pigeon. 54:00.520 --> 54:02.520 You just switched the direction and got... 54:03.640 --> 54:06.160 That would have taken me forever to figure out 54:06.160 --> 54:08.160 who straddles a ladder like that. 54:09.000 --> 54:10.000 Need help, buddy? 54:11.240 --> 54:13.240 A blood donation center this way. 54:15.120 --> 54:18.120 K-Pron-Pronage-Mool for rent. 54:20.840 --> 54:23.840 Ah, half-eaten pizza? 54:23.840 --> 54:26.340 Alright, well, let's go donate blood. 54:26.340 --> 54:27.840 This is a butcher shop. 54:27.840 --> 54:35.840 Oh, donations are done behind the curtain. 54:35.840 --> 54:37.840 I'll be right there. 54:37.840 --> 54:39.840 Just need to grab my gloves. 54:39.840 --> 54:42.840 Awesome. Awesome. 54:42.840 --> 54:45.840 Yeah, I'll be donating blood in the back of the butcher shop. 54:45.840 --> 54:47.840 What are you doing on a fucking fine Wednesday? 54:47.840 --> 54:49.840 Oh, another trained guy. 54:49.840 --> 54:51.840 Did you also miss your shift? 54:51.840 --> 54:53.840 I skipped my shift too. 54:56.840 --> 54:58.840 I know you skipped your shift, jackass. 54:58.840 --> 54:59.840 Am I so- 55:00.840 --> 55:02.840 AHHHHHHHHHHH 55:02.840 --> 55:04.840 HAHAHAHA 55:04.840 --> 55:05.840 I don't know about- 55:05.840 --> 55:07.840 That is a long needle, sir. 55:07.840 --> 55:08.840 Is that clean? 55:08.840 --> 55:10.840 Drink first. 55:10.840 --> 55:12.840 So it flows well. 55:14.840 --> 55:17.840 My god, how is he fucking shaking? 55:17.840 --> 55:22.840 He's shaking, and I'm supposed to believe that that was this yellow water. 55:24.340 --> 55:25.840 Sit down. 55:28.840 --> 55:29.840 Your arm. 55:30.840 --> 55:31.840 Nice name. 55:32.840 --> 55:35.840 Once the needle is in, keep bumping. 55:47.840 --> 55:54.840 Oh, that's fucking disgusting. 55:54.840 --> 56:01.840 I'm bleeding out! 56:01.840 --> 56:02.840 Damn! 56:02.840 --> 56:04.840 Third bad bag today! 56:04.840 --> 56:07.840 Doesn't matter, we'll try another one. 56:07.840 --> 56:10.840 Dude, am I not gonna die from... 56:10.840 --> 56:13.840 You're not supposed to donate this much blood. 56:13.840 --> 56:16.840 How much blood can you give it? 56:17.840 --> 56:20.840 I'm starting to hear my ears ring a little bit here. 56:23.840 --> 56:24.840 Am I good? 56:33.840 --> 56:35.840 That's gotta be... okay, good. 56:37.840 --> 56:39.840 You may feel weak. 56:39.840 --> 56:41.840 Nausea. Dizzy mess. 56:46.840 --> 56:48.840 That's fucking dying. 56:48.840 --> 56:50.840 Stop the kinds of Caesar! 56:50.840 --> 56:52.840 Go for it! 56:52.840 --> 56:54.840 Oh, I know where that is. 56:54.840 --> 56:56.840 But this is like a dystopian ass fucking job. 56:56.840 --> 56:58.840 The SOS is down there. 56:58.840 --> 57:00.840 We got to haul ass. 57:00.840 --> 57:02.840 Why is it so hard? 57:02.840 --> 57:04.840 I don't know. 57:04.840 --> 57:06.840 I don't know. 57:06.840 --> 57:08.840 I don't know. 57:08.840 --> 57:10.840 I don't know. 57:10.840 --> 57:12.840 I don't know. 57:12.840 --> 57:14.840 I don't know. 57:14.840 --> 57:18.840 Why is it so much deeper than it was before? 57:29.840 --> 57:31.840 Is there a nuclear bomb dropping? 57:31.840 --> 57:33.840 What is happening in this game? 57:33.840 --> 57:35.840 Not fit, right? 57:35.840 --> 57:45.840 I don't tell me I'm supposed to run on the train tracks. 57:45.840 --> 57:51.840 Oh my God, wait, the train's collapsed. 57:51.840 --> 57:53.840 What the fuck happened? 57:53.840 --> 57:57.840 Oh my God, he's dead. 57:57.840 --> 58:00.840 Oh, no, he's not. 58:00.840 --> 58:11.720 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. 58:11.720 --> 58:12.720 What is beeping? 58:12.720 --> 58:18.680 Oh my god, I was dreaming again? 58:18.680 --> 58:22.480 Yo, what was in that original hot- 58:22.480 --> 58:30.800 There's no way, bro, none of this is happening. 58:30.800 --> 58:34.480 Oh my god, because I donated blood? 58:34.480 --> 58:38.480 Yeah, that had to be real. 58:38.480 --> 58:42.280 Oh, I just had a headlamp now? 58:42.280 --> 58:45.280 I wish I had that in the fucking beginning. 58:45.280 --> 58:48.200 Today you're running on a different track. 58:48.200 --> 58:50.400 Okay, so that did happen. 58:50.400 --> 58:56.600 the shift you're invited to a party at the ghost station oh my god a fucking 58:56.600 --> 59:01.440 party are we gonna get lit on what are you gonna do also you're wearing pants 59:01.440 --> 59:09.120 that are about three sizes too small but I said I want a different truck 59:09.120 --> 59:19.120 There's a spider in the cab! 59:19.120 --> 59:21.120 I walked it in there. 59:21.120 --> 59:22.120 Kill it! 59:22.120 --> 59:23.120 Where is it? 59:23.120 --> 59:24.120 Oh. 59:24.120 --> 59:29.120 How do I kill it? 59:29.120 --> 59:30.120 Hya! 59:30.120 --> 59:31.120 Hya! 59:31.120 --> 59:32.120 Thanks for killing it. 59:32.120 --> 59:33.120 I didn't kill it. 59:33.120 --> 59:34.120 I'm afraid I'll kill you. 59:34.120 --> 59:35.120 I'm afraid I'll kill you. 59:35.120 --> 59:36.120 I'm afraid I'll kill you. 59:36.120 --> 59:37.120 I'm afraid I'll kill you. 59:37.120 --> 59:38.120 I'm afraid I'll kill you. 59:38.120 --> 59:40.640 I didn't kill it, I'm afraid of spiders. 59:40.640 --> 59:42.840 If I see it while driving, I'll collapse. 59:45.360 --> 59:49.400 But I didn't, I didn't, did I get the spider? 59:49.400 --> 59:51.320 My knees are still shaking. 59:54.080 --> 59:55.480 Well, don't you worry about it, buddy, 59:55.480 --> 59:57.180 because I'm the one driving today. 59:58.560 --> 01:00:01.240 I don't need to get 20 seconds to pull up 10 feet. 01:00:01.240 --> 01:00:02.080 Easy as hell. 01:00:04.480 --> 01:00:05.840 Dude, we got a party later too. 01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:07.440 What are you wearing to the party? 01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:11.520 Same as usual, train cap, long sleeve tee. 01:00:12.560 --> 01:00:13.920 Yeah, I'm thinking about showing up 01:00:13.920 --> 01:00:16.520 and maybe something a little bit more snazzy. 01:00:16.520 --> 01:00:20.880 Tuxedo, or a G-string, you know, some of those sorts. 01:00:20.880 --> 01:00:21.720 Oh, fuck. 01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:27.440 Just ignore it, just ignore it. 01:00:27.440 --> 01:00:28.440 Just ignore it. 01:00:31.860 --> 01:00:34.200 He won't pass out if he doesn't see it. 01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:43.440 And we're very close. We're going really quickly now. I can still do that now. 01:00:49.440 --> 01:00:53.440 I'm gonna overshoot. Fuck. Rewind. 01:00:55.440 --> 01:00:59.440 Easy reputation. How do I- can I get rid of a spider? 01:00:59.440 --> 01:01:03.440 Good job on green signal. Continue to the next station. 01:01:03.440 --> 01:01:07.360 Can I not kill the fucking spider? All right, I guess it's just staying with us 01:01:08.360 --> 01:01:11.200 There's no way he doesn't see it. That is like a tarantula 01:01:21.120 --> 01:01:23.120 It's not a problem 01:01:28.640 --> 01:01:31.400 Dude, that's the method you slow down at like 60 01:01:33.440 --> 01:01:46.560 So, uh, you know, back to the party that we were talking about, if there happened to 01:01:46.560 --> 01:01:51.480 be like a spider at the party or anything, like, how badly would you, how badly would 01:01:51.480 --> 01:01:52.480 you freak out? 01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:56.560 Would that be, would that be something that's like detrimental, you could go to the hospital 01:01:56.560 --> 01:02:00.720 Die type shit or does that mean like kind of a vibe killer for the party you know? 01:02:03.680 --> 01:02:05.680 How many four seconds to get there? 01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:10.960 And I mess and I mess 01:02:12.480 --> 01:02:14.480 I'm gonna get reputation docked here 01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:21.520 Yeah, fucking delay you gotta be kidding me. You're late. It takes practice 01:02:21.520 --> 01:02:26.240 Well, what can take you to the five gifted subs good for the sub ride with a sub break 01:02:26.240 --> 01:02:29.560 Thank you for the raid. It's for the raid and in law for the sub and men and I'm the 01:02:29.560 --> 01:02:34.100 Oscar rag take it with a sub XD uncle a z in true even sub war take it with a three 01:02:34.100 --> 01:02:37.560 I don't want to talk you all people get mod you an official for the sub illicit take it 01:02:37.560 --> 01:02:41.040 with a three thoughts on a tattoo rating stream. I thought that'd be a really good idea 01:02:41.040 --> 01:02:47.760 No, because then I would be actively flaming people's art that they have on their body for the rest of their life 01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:54.400 Ben for the sub to take you to three you're sleeping on Gouda a little the sub farmer Blake for the sub all over the sub wicked 01:02:54.400 --> 01:02:59.940 When it Windax they give it a three some cheese is good terrible for you. Choss. Thank you for the three be my second stream at work 01:02:59.940 --> 01:03:04.160 Thank you. I know you'd brook like bar hopping ever thought about coming up new Orleans. Yeah, maybe at some point 01:03:05.040 --> 01:03:08.720 But I don't know when we would are in orbit for the sub and I'm glad I'm able to help it work 01:03:08.720 --> 01:03:12.240 The bucket of fire rip. Thank you for the sub ice. Thank you for the five sir NP 01:03:12.240 --> 01:03:14.480 I see Brett Brong, Mack for the sub six, thank you for the three. 01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:16.080 Sustra, Blueberry, Pancake, Corn Dog, Hombos, 01:03:16.080 --> 01:03:17.520 Meta, the original, Grace, thank you for the three, 01:03:17.520 --> 01:03:20.640 two, three, third stream in a row unlocked. 01:03:20.640 --> 01:03:22.000 Sorry for stuttering, thank you for the three. 01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:23.600 Thank you for the nice, and also Travis, thank you for the three. 01:03:23.600 --> 01:03:25.480 How do you find all these indie games, chat? 01:03:25.480 --> 01:03:29.120 I search for some myself, and then I see TikTok clips 01:03:29.120 --> 01:03:31.080 like some, and I go, oh, that looks like it'd be fun, 01:03:31.080 --> 01:03:34.520 but video, Sustra, game, Sustra, usually. 01:03:34.520 --> 01:03:35.440 If you have any videos you can watch, 01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:36.760 you can play video, Sustra, game, Sustra, 01:03:36.760 --> 01:03:38.800 Evil and Clara, thank you for the sub, Crocs, Crack. 01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:42.000 We're doing this, another horror game, then God is dead. 01:03:42.000 --> 01:03:45.880 Tomorrow, we're doing a random game into more gamble 01:03:45.880 --> 01:03:48.240 with your friends, me, Jinxie, Dantes, and Ron 01:03:48.240 --> 01:03:49.400 in the Liars Bar. 01:03:49.400 --> 01:03:51.000 Friday reacts Saturday Night Live, 01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:52.640 Sunday Early React Day, Monday Night Live. 01:03:52.640 --> 01:03:55.080 Tuesday, Sorrows and Driving Wheel, Sim Game Day, 01:03:55.080 --> 01:03:57.320 probably drunk driving on Forza Rides and Six. 01:03:57.320 --> 01:04:00.200 Wednesday, finishing Subnautica. 01:04:00.200 --> 01:04:04.200 Thursday, either 007 or like a game with the guys. 01:04:04.200 --> 01:04:06.000 Day, I don't really know what we're doing yet. 01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:08.680 Friday Night Live, Friday Night Live, 01:04:08.680 --> 01:04:14.680 Friday react eight net next Saturday. I'm not live going for like four days. Then we have a charity stream chatterproof June 5th. We'll go from there. 01:04:14.680 --> 01:04:22.680 Cam and VZ for the sub manifest of the three. Far cry five not playing far cry. All right. Lock in lock in lock in lock in. 01:04:22.680 --> 01:04:24.680 Jugs in camp the stuff. 01:04:28.680 --> 01:04:33.680 30 seconds. They're giving me less time to get further distances. 01:04:33.680 --> 01:04:38.680 I'm wondering when that spider's gonna make this guy die. 01:04:38.680 --> 01:04:44.680 Cause it's been sitting on his hat for like, oh why? 01:04:44.680 --> 01:04:49.680 Play it now. 01:04:55.680 --> 01:04:57.680 That's golden. Reputation's back. 01:04:57.680 --> 01:05:00.680 Better than ever. Better than ever. 01:05:00.680 --> 01:05:05.280 ever you know this guy gets fucked up at parties do you see this shit somebody 01:05:05.280 --> 01:05:10.840 got that posture like that he's afraid of spiders buddy is locked in this guy 01:05:10.840 --> 01:05:16.720 puts him down we're in shakya too this guy probably gets hammered 01:05:18.520 --> 01:05:25.560 20 seconds like how am I supposed to make it I've got to go really quick in 01:05:25.560 --> 01:05:26.560 Perfectly. 01:05:36.560 --> 01:05:37.560 Dude, on the do- 01:05:41.560 --> 01:05:43.560 You're done for the day. 01:05:43.560 --> 01:05:44.560 You can get off. 01:05:44.560 --> 01:05:45.560 I'll drive from here. 01:05:46.560 --> 01:05:48.560 He- No, you should not drive. 01:05:48.560 --> 01:05:50.560 Um, no. 01:05:50.560 --> 01:05:54.560 Oh, I will die on the train still. 01:05:54.560 --> 01:06:03.560 I'm on the train still. I'm on the train still. I just passed the train seat. I'm going the wrong way. 01:06:03.560 --> 01:06:07.560 Okay, well, I need to get off at this one. I'll see you later, buddy. 01:06:07.560 --> 01:06:09.560 Oh my God. 01:06:09.560 --> 01:06:15.560 But this guy's a kind of a demon on the sticks. You see this? 01:06:15.560 --> 01:06:18.560 Oh my God, perfect fucking braking. 01:06:18.560 --> 01:06:22.560 This guy's awesome. All right, I need to get off. 01:06:22.560 --> 01:06:24.560 We need to get off, we need to go the other way. 01:06:31.940 --> 01:06:37.660 I don't know why they randomly play that jazz music, but I am here for it. 01:06:38.260 --> 01:06:40.560 That shit is amazing. 01:06:42.500 --> 01:06:44.060 Am I on the yellow? Yeah, good. 01:06:44.060 --> 01:06:45.660 Alright, we gotta go to the ghost station. 01:06:46.460 --> 01:06:48.460 Well, that guy's gonna- ooh, are you sick? 01:06:52.560 --> 01:06:54.060 There's like deer over here. 01:06:54.060 --> 01:06:56.560 It seems like people pre-gaming for the party. 01:06:56.560 --> 01:07:00.060 Well, where's Jim? Thank you for the 20 gifted subs! 01:07:00.060 --> 01:07:04.560 Thank you for the 20 gifted shugs, seven manifest, thank you for the 3BZ, thank you for the 7. 01:07:04.560 --> 01:07:07.060 Low wick and me, thank you for the 20 gifted subs. 01:07:07.060 --> 01:07:10.060 Thank you for the 20 gifted robles, thank you for those nations. 01:07:12.560 --> 01:07:16.560 I'm wondering what this party is tonight. It's gonna be fucking awesome. 01:07:16.560 --> 01:07:20.560 Unless this guy dies on the train tracks, then we're not able to fucking go to it. 01:07:20.560 --> 01:07:22.060 That would suck. 01:07:22.060 --> 01:07:24.060 Pink eyebrows, that's a choice. 01:07:24.060 --> 01:07:27.060 Kinda matches your vibe though, I like it. 01:07:30.060 --> 01:07:32.060 Wait, Ghost Station? 01:07:32.060 --> 01:07:34.060 We've passed it! 01:07:44.060 --> 01:07:47.060 I do have to walk on the tracks? 01:07:49.060 --> 01:07:51.060 Oh my god, I have to walk on the tracks. 01:07:52.060 --> 01:08:01.860 Just fucking haul ass. 01:08:01.860 --> 01:08:04.780 The odds are we don't get it by train here. 01:08:04.780 --> 01:08:05.780 That one just pulled up. 01:08:05.780 --> 01:08:09.260 Once this one passes, we can just weave over. 01:08:09.260 --> 01:08:15.740 All right, we're safe, because now it could only come from that way. 01:08:15.740 --> 01:08:17.260 You just gotta dodge it like it's a road. 01:08:17.260 --> 01:08:20.340 Only way I die is if they both come at the same time. 01:08:21.060 --> 01:08:23.060 We're almost there 01:08:31.540 --> 01:08:36.420 My headland bro wise wise 01:08:47.260 --> 01:08:49.260 Oh, this is gonna be awesome 01:08:50.340 --> 01:08:53.680 OOOOOOOH! 01:08:54.940 --> 01:08:56.400 Wait, I need to get in there. 01:08:56.400 --> 01:08:57.920 Unfinished Station. 01:08:57.920 --> 01:09:00.560 It's meant to connect to the Prozlava Metro. 01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:01.720 It's never built. 01:09:04.540 --> 01:09:05.680 Young wine. 01:09:06.080 --> 01:09:07.580 In all of Beirut's. 01:09:07.580 --> 01:09:08.400 Take some. 01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:11.580 Like take some. 01:09:11.980 --> 01:09:15.040 I can't bleed a lot. I gotta go find the ship supervisor. 01:09:20.340 --> 01:09:22.340 Oh 01:09:31.500 --> 01:09:33.500 That's why they hire this guy 01:09:36.220 --> 01:09:38.220 Josh make it sense now 01:09:39.700 --> 01:09:44.780 Good to see you. Let's have some wine, right? Oh, dude is the wine gonna drug me 01:09:50.340 --> 01:09:54.660 Drinking wine and then hitting the dance floor? 01:09:54.660 --> 01:09:59.340 I don't know about that vibe. 01:09:59.340 --> 01:10:03.460 That's probably a bottom tier alcohol to get 01:10:03.460 --> 01:10:07.060 fucking lit to. 01:10:07.060 --> 01:10:12.060 It's white wine, Maxbear's better than bad. 01:10:12.060 --> 01:10:15.060 Oh, hit that shit! 01:10:15.060 --> 01:10:18.060 One more for the other leg. 01:10:18.060 --> 01:10:28.060 It's just hot dog water, because it's the hot dog salesman. 01:10:28.060 --> 01:10:30.060 One more! 01:10:30.060 --> 01:10:32.060 Wreck that shit! 01:10:34.060 --> 01:10:36.060 One more for the third leg! 01:10:42.060 --> 01:10:44.060 What's the third leg buddy? 01:10:48.060 --> 01:11:06.460 Oh, it's like 4th where you draw the line. 01:11:06.460 --> 01:11:10.020 Bro, some ditty shit how to go down. 01:11:10.020 --> 01:11:14.460 Where'd he go? 01:11:14.460 --> 01:11:16.460 He's naked. 01:11:16.460 --> 01:11:18.460 Bring another one. 01:11:18.460 --> 01:11:20.460 He's naked. 01:11:20.460 --> 01:11:22.460 He's naked. 01:11:22.460 --> 01:11:24.460 He's naked. 01:11:24.460 --> 01:11:26.460 He's naked. 01:11:26.460 --> 01:11:28.460 He's naked. 01:11:28.460 --> 01:11:30.460 He's naked. 01:11:30.460 --> 01:11:32.460 He's naked. 01:11:32.460 --> 01:11:34.460 Nah, he keeps bringing me into the tunnel. 01:11:34.460 --> 01:11:36.460 There's a mattress in the corner. 01:11:36.460 --> 01:11:38.460 No! 01:11:38.460 --> 01:11:40.460 No! 01:11:40.460 --> 01:11:42.460 No! 01:11:42.460 --> 01:12:06.460 Oh, no, we're going to die. 01:12:06.460 --> 01:12:15.460 This guy's killing the dance moves compared to some of you, man. 01:12:15.460 --> 01:12:20.460 He's put in a lot more effort. 01:12:20.460 --> 01:12:21.460 What is the launcher for? 01:12:21.460 --> 01:12:22.460 I don't want to find out. 01:12:22.460 --> 01:12:43.020 find out where am I gonna wake up 01:12:43.020 --> 01:12:53.020 You can't handle this. Get up. Let's drive. Oh my God. Are we drunk riding trains? Oh 01:12:53.020 --> 01:12:56.300 no. Paying thank you to 1000 buddies. Me, my girlfriend Hannah, watch you every day and 01:12:56.300 --> 01:13:00.640 it's a birthday. Happy birthday, Hannah. I'm glad you guys like my content. Thank you 01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:04.100 for the fucking 1000 buddies. Thank you for the nice message. Happy of a good birthday. 01:13:04.100 --> 01:13:08.660 Snacks and I put the stuff back over the three. Don't read out loud. No. Zig, thank you to 01:13:08.660 --> 01:13:12.660 I have a hoodie of you that I literally wear to school every day. 01:13:12.660 --> 01:13:14.220 I send these to Big Chucky so you can see. 01:13:14.220 --> 01:13:15.220 Love for her, but I'll call her mom. 01:13:15.220 --> 01:13:16.220 Mesa, thank you for the sub. 01:13:16.220 --> 01:13:17.220 Thank you for the nice message. 01:13:17.220 --> 01:13:18.220 Arx, thank you for the sub. 01:13:18.220 --> 01:13:21.220 Game, Dren, and Salt Salient, thank you for the sub. 01:13:21.220 --> 01:13:24.220 Lock in. 01:13:24.220 --> 01:13:27.220 Catch up with the train ahead and follow it close. 01:13:27.220 --> 01:13:29.220 Show what you've got. 01:13:29.220 --> 01:13:32.220 On it, boss! 01:13:32.220 --> 01:13:39.220 Turn that shit up! 01:13:43.260 --> 01:13:46.500 Oh maybe it's the spider guy up ahead. 01:13:46.500 --> 01:13:49.780 He said follow it up closed. 01:13:49.780 --> 01:13:56.780 So I don't want to go too fast. 01:13:57.740 --> 01:14:01.780 I don't know where the next train is. 01:14:01.780 --> 01:14:03.780 I gotta tailgate it, pal. 01:14:08.580 --> 01:14:09.580 Is this it? 01:14:19.380 --> 01:14:21.380 I can't run that back? 01:14:21.380 --> 01:14:23.180 I can't run that back? 01:14:23.180 --> 01:14:26.380 That's the game I died drunk train driving? 01:14:26.380 --> 01:14:28.380 Oh my god! 01:14:29.580 --> 01:14:30.580 No, continue. 01:14:31.780 --> 01:14:35.980 Continue, continue. 01:14:35.980 --> 01:14:47.860 It's fucking reppin'. 01:14:47.860 --> 01:14:51.180 That's a rat! 01:14:51.180 --> 01:14:55.940 That's TVP, would say. 01:14:55.940 --> 01:14:57.940 Slang for the burnt peanut. 01:15:05.940 --> 01:15:07.940 I know I can go this way. 01:15:07.940 --> 01:15:09.940 I'm flying a little bit longer. 01:15:11.940 --> 01:15:13.940 Right now. 01:15:15.940 --> 01:15:17.940 It's at next station. 01:15:19.940 --> 01:15:21.940 Right now. 01:15:25.940 --> 01:15:43.060 I have to follow this, I have to follow this up close and I'm guessing when he's gonna 01:15:43.060 --> 01:15:44.060 break. 01:15:44.060 --> 01:15:49.060 Just like riding on any highway in the United States. 01:15:49.060 --> 01:15:56.060 When you're going 75 and 70, what is this guy staring at me for? 01:15:56.060 --> 01:15:58.060 OHHHHHH! 01:15:58.060 --> 01:15:59.060 OHHHHH! 01:15:59.060 --> 01:16:01.060 My god, that was aura. 01:16:01.060 --> 01:16:06.060 No, that was aura. 01:16:06.060 --> 01:16:11.060 That was so close. 01:16:11.060 --> 01:16:18.060 I feel like this guy's going to start shooting at us. 01:16:18.060 --> 01:16:23.060 I just have to assume when he starts breaking, I feel like they usually break around like 70. 01:16:25.060 --> 01:16:27.060 I can just throttle it. 01:16:30.060 --> 01:16:32.060 Dude, who the fuck is this guy? 01:16:33.060 --> 01:16:35.060 Hey, you got a fucking problem, pal? 01:16:41.060 --> 01:16:43.060 This guy's a jackass. 01:16:43.060 --> 01:16:45.060 What do you mind if I fuck with you? 01:16:48.060 --> 01:17:02.380 I think there might have been more than alcohol in that pee line. 01:17:02.380 --> 01:17:12.900 What was that? 01:17:12.900 --> 01:17:14.540 I got a tail, I can't lose sight. 01:17:14.540 --> 01:17:16.540 I'm assuming I lose if I lose sight of him too. 01:17:27.540 --> 01:17:29.540 I got eaten by a pig man! 01:17:30.540 --> 01:17:31.540 What type of ending- 01:17:44.540 --> 01:17:45.540 Thanks, fuck. 01:17:45.540 --> 01:17:46.540 Oh my god. 01:17:46.540 --> 01:17:47.540 Not living rough. 01:17:47.540 --> 01:17:52.540 Dude, what is in that back room over there? 01:17:52.540 --> 01:17:54.540 Nothing in the bathroom. 01:17:54.540 --> 01:17:56.540 Follow the food trail. 01:17:56.540 --> 01:17:57.540 Stinks back again. 01:17:57.540 --> 01:17:58.540 Really hate Bruno. 01:17:58.540 --> 01:18:04.540 He still has that fucking spider on his head. 01:18:04.540 --> 01:18:05.540 Fuck. 01:18:05.540 --> 01:18:06.540 Fuck. 01:18:06.540 --> 01:18:07.540 Fuck. 01:18:07.540 --> 01:18:08.540 Fuck. 01:18:08.540 --> 01:18:09.540 Fuck. 01:18:09.540 --> 01:18:10.540 Fuck. 01:18:10.540 --> 01:18:11.540 Fuck. 01:18:11.540 --> 01:18:12.540 Fuck. 01:18:12.540 --> 01:18:13.540 Fuck. 01:18:13.540 --> 01:18:20.500 I'll let you ensure you get yourself still from the storage okay straight ass 01:18:20.500 --> 01:18:23.740 from that guy 01:18:24.060 --> 01:18:27.220 straight ass 01:18:27.220 --> 01:18:28.220 Oh, no. 01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:35.220 Where's that coat? Why am I hearing a coat these days? 01:18:38.720 --> 01:18:39.720 Am I- 01:18:40.420 --> 01:18:41.720 Am I not, please? 01:18:57.220 --> 01:19:09.440 This microwave always kills the power. 01:19:09.440 --> 01:19:16.680 Why are you cooking up that many fucking hot dogs, growl? 01:19:16.680 --> 01:19:20.120 What is anti-pilep to come? 01:19:20.120 --> 01:19:25.120 A zucchini with two eggs, buddy. Seriously? 01:19:25.120 --> 01:19:29.120 Where is he? 01:19:35.120 --> 01:19:37.120 I'm but a snake, yet. 01:19:42.120 --> 01:19:44.120 And he bit a wiener. 01:19:46.120 --> 01:19:48.120 Don't worry, buddy. Don't worry, buddy. 01:19:50.120 --> 01:19:52.120 Oh my god 01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:13.720 It's not to ask the video game um 01:20:15.040 --> 01:20:19.300 That was a really weird game that might have been one of the weirdest games I think I've ever played 01:20:20.120 --> 01:20:23.800 Um, but did I enjoy it? Yeah 01:20:24.840 --> 01:20:28.360 It was fun. It was fun. It's very weird. Very very weird 01:20:30.200 --> 01:20:32.200 Really fucking good, but it's fun 01:20:33.480 --> 01:20:35.480 all right 01:20:36.880 --> 01:20:38.880 Next game I got a pest first though 01:20:38.880 --> 01:20:40.580 Machudano thinking of the sub acts ebbin 01:20:40.920 --> 01:20:46.040 Mark pretty acts for the sub flick and king with the sub that they're thinking of the three of the unable sub paint and taking 01:20:46.040 --> 01:20:51.880 100,000 buddies. All right. Yo, count me down like a minute and then we're gonna hop into the next game. 01:21:16.040 --> 01:21:18.100 you 01:21:46.040 --> 01:21:48.100 you 01:22:16.040 --> 01:22:18.100 you 01:22:46.040 --> 01:22:48.100 you 01:23:16.040 --> 01:23:43.840 I know that I know that you guys sometimes when I spell my thumbnails wrong you'll be 01:23:43.840 --> 01:23:45.880 You're like, oh, Joe Bart sucks at spelling. 01:23:45.880 --> 01:23:48.680 Number one, I don't make my thumbnails, and it is not me. 01:23:48.680 --> 01:23:54.400 Real quick, Kangaroo sent me these, too. 01:23:54.400 --> 01:23:56.360 This is no joke. 01:23:56.360 --> 01:23:59.880 Love him, great thumbnail guy. 01:23:59.880 --> 01:24:03.560 But not Scari. 01:24:08.400 --> 01:24:09.720 Not Scandal spelled wrong. 01:24:13.840 --> 01:24:19.840 My Kangaroo is the worst Speller I know. Why the worst Speller I know? It's not what you can't read. 01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:25.840 He just can't fucking spell. But he knows what the words mean, but he can't spell. 01:24:25.840 --> 01:24:31.840 I just don't, I don't even know. Fact, how do you spell scary? How do you spell the word scary wrong? 01:24:31.840 --> 01:24:37.840 He's being serious? No, yeah, he's being serious. I'm not, no, I'm not, I'm not fucking with you. 01:24:37.840 --> 01:24:45.080 like this is this is he just like he set me this like he's like oh here's here's 01:24:45.080 --> 01:24:49.360 the thumbs hold up I gotta write this down too 01:24:49.360 --> 01:24:51.960 give me a second 01:24:54.160 --> 01:24:56.880 okay 01:25:07.840 --> 01:25:08.840 Okay. 01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:09.840 Alright. 01:25:09.840 --> 01:25:14.840 Chat, are we ready for the next game? 01:25:14.840 --> 01:25:27.080 You gotta throw it here. 01:25:27.080 --> 01:25:30.000 Buddy highlighted a message to say some stupid shit like that. 01:25:30.000 --> 01:25:31.000 No, don't time him out. 01:25:31.000 --> 01:25:32.520 Don't time that guy out, mods. 01:25:32.520 --> 01:25:37.440 I don't know who timed him out there, but that's a ban, right? 01:25:37.440 --> 01:25:42.560 Highlighting a message to spam some stupid shit like that just get it get him out of here 01:25:43.080 --> 01:25:49.880 Get him out of here same with it. No, same with that guy who just timed him out some Russian ban him, right? 01:25:50.000 --> 01:25:53.600 These are dog shit chatters, right? That's what needs to be known 01:25:54.560 --> 01:26:01.920 These guys are dog shit chatters. Okay, there there's no reason to keep them in 01:26:02.480 --> 01:26:05.560 Chats, right you time out for ten minutes. They get untimed out 01:26:05.560 --> 01:26:08.400 They're just gonna spam the same thing instantly 01:26:09.120 --> 01:26:14.900 Want to hop on among us? No, but I've noticed that you keep putting among us codes in chat. Why? 01:26:16.920 --> 01:26:21.360 You can't just play randoms the chunky I'm in the middle of 01:26:22.120 --> 01:26:24.960 streaming Oregon bro says among us code 01:26:26.080 --> 01:26:28.080 EF 11 01:26:28.960 --> 01:26:30.960 QR bro come on 01:26:30.960 --> 01:26:35.960 8-0-8 for the sub around for the sub, 01:26:35.960 --> 01:26:37.960 Skeddy for the 3, I was playing a ranked game of R6, 01:26:37.960 --> 01:26:38.960 the kid joined DC, he said, 01:26:38.960 --> 01:26:40.960 oh my god, Skeddy from Jobar, I almost shit myself. 01:26:40.960 --> 01:26:43.960 Locked Tyler, Glove and Coice, they give it to the sub. 01:26:43.960 --> 01:26:44.960 Pete could go for the sub. 01:26:44.960 --> 01:26:48.960 Is your username in R6 just your Twitch name? 01:26:48.960 --> 01:26:51.960 Ubin Mark, back pretty in AXE, they give it to the sub. 01:26:51.960 --> 01:26:53.960 King with a sub, B over the 3. 01:26:53.960 --> 01:26:55.960 They inflict for the sub, B over the sub. 01:26:55.960 --> 01:26:56.960 Paying for the thousand buddies. 01:26:56.960 --> 01:26:59.960 What is the most known shatter in my stream? 01:26:59.960 --> 01:27:01.960 I'm going to check Jinxie's stream. 01:27:08.960 --> 01:27:10.960 Now it's hard. I need to think here. 01:27:11.960 --> 01:27:12.960 Okay. 01:27:13.960 --> 01:27:16.960 He said I'm the fourth best streamer this year. 01:27:18.960 --> 01:27:20.960 Um, I need to think. 01:27:20.960 --> 01:27:26.960 Bro, he used to put himself like, he's, he, uh, Jinxie, it's not even cocky to say this. 01:27:26.960 --> 01:27:33.560 Should he not put himself between 1 and 3? Like he has to. 01:27:33.560 --> 01:27:38.560 I think that was the only time. Yeah, that was the only time. Okay. At 5. 01:27:38.560 --> 01:27:46.760 Because he's the biggest gaming streamer. Ron's not 3? I would say you bumped me and Ron down 01:27:46.760 --> 01:27:54.160 and you wedged Jinxie between Speed and Keso somewhere. Like, I don't know, it's hard. 01:27:54.160 --> 01:28:04.160 Obviously, it's all subjective, but it's hard to gauge who the top three streamers are because they're all just huge. 01:28:04.160 --> 01:28:08.160 I think speed would undeniably be one. 01:28:08.160 --> 01:28:12.160 That's not a crazy statement. 01:28:12.160 --> 01:28:16.160 Speed has the biggest reach, objectively. 01:28:16.160 --> 01:28:18.160 Speed is the biggest creator. 01:28:18.160 --> 01:28:21.160 Even if JX pulls more average views per video, 01:28:21.160 --> 01:28:28.020 Speedo of streams where he's in another country pulling a million views, you know, like a million live views 01:28:28.020 --> 01:28:35.520 He's filling 10 football stadiums full of people in terms of how many people are watching and moist moist is top-ten 01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:39.640 YouTuber voice is more of a youtuber than a streamer by far. I 01:28:40.600 --> 01:28:43.720 Feel like everybody would agree on that. I think moist streams a lot 01:28:44.080 --> 01:28:48.920 But like moist moist is way larger way larger on YouTube 01:28:49.600 --> 01:28:51.600 Way larger on YouTube 01:28:52.640 --> 01:28:54.640 Not whatever that 01:28:54.640 --> 01:29:01.520 Complex news writer was smoking. I don't know what that guy was smoking bro. Yeah, that news writer put like a kayak for 01:29:02.600 --> 01:29:06.440 Shit, yeah, no that I saw that list that list is terrible 01:29:07.240 --> 01:29:11.780 Like bro chat, you'll notice everybody on my list streams consistently everybody 01:29:15.560 --> 01:29:18.320 Okay, chat I think we're going off consistency 01:29:18.920 --> 01:29:22.920 I kind of want to see who you 01:29:22.920 --> 01:29:23.920 put that five. 01:29:23.920 --> 01:29:24.920 I want to say XGC. 01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:27.920 XGC is live every day for like 01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:28.920 years. 01:29:28.920 --> 01:29:29.920 XGC is live every day. 01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:32.920 If it's all, all times a different 01:29:32.920 --> 01:29:34.920 question than 26, I would say all 01:29:34.920 --> 01:29:36.920 time you got to throw Summit in 01:29:36.920 --> 01:29:37.920 the ring, bro. 01:29:37.920 --> 01:29:38.920 Summit's in there. 01:29:38.920 --> 01:29:39.920 Ninja's in there. 01:29:39.920 --> 01:29:40.920 Right now, though. 01:29:40.920 --> 01:29:41.920 Yeah. 01:29:41.920 --> 01:29:44.920 O'Neill Pixel is a pretty good 01:29:44.920 --> 01:29:45.920 shout. 01:29:45.920 --> 01:29:47.920 He's also a European streamer. 01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:49.920 P and streamer and he has a whole different audience 01:29:51.480 --> 01:29:54.720 Jack if you're gonna say 2026 of consistency 01:29:55.520 --> 01:30:03.000 Um in statistics, I think you have to have peanut in your top five, bro. Yeah peanuts. I don't even think complex time peanut in their top 25 01:30:03.000 --> 01:30:04.120 I 01:30:04.120 --> 01:30:11.020 Think you broke Jack peanut at any given time people are standing hell nah 70 80,000 peanut peanut is 01:30:11.800 --> 01:30:14.360 Potentially as big as jinksy in terms of views 01:30:14.360 --> 01:30:25.260 Like he has less twitch viewers, but dude, regardless of what you think about peanut like peanut average is like 01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:29.300 35k on twitch and like 60k on YouTube 01:30:30.140 --> 01:30:32.800 Like he's huge, right? 01:30:33.540 --> 01:30:39.940 That's the thing you body peanut. It's not peanut. It's not you body bro. No peanut doesn't do that. I 01:30:39.940 --> 01:30:41.700 I 01:30:41.700 --> 01:30:44.980 That's weird that his chat said that as my chat said that way 01:30:44.980 --> 01:30:46.980 I don't know what a burnt peanuts to a tracker 01:30:46.980 --> 01:30:53.640 He's not viewbotting because you would see his numbers wouldn't dip arc Raiders fell off and then he he lost viewers 01:30:53.740 --> 01:30:55.540 But he's getting 01:30:55.540 --> 01:31:01.140 400,000 followers a month like he's huge and he's in his depth 01:31:01.140 --> 01:31:06.240 But it's like that was because he was in a huge arc arc Raiders arc now. He's playing like random shit 01:31:06.260 --> 01:31:08.260 He's like full variety now 01:31:08.540 --> 01:31:12.380 So he's like probably gonna plaque tell a little bit, but he doesn't view by I 01:31:16.860 --> 01:31:18.860 Don't think you view bots 01:31:20.060 --> 01:31:25.460 What should I go over that we could do that as well should I do that right now I 01:31:27.140 --> 01:31:32.180 Could do I could do my own top top 20 streamers 01:31:32.180 --> 01:31:40.180 I feel like that's a hard, that's a really hard list because like top 20 is so many people 01:31:40.180 --> 01:31:49.180 but there's also so many streamers because like I feel like it's easier to do like a top 5 versus a top 10 versus a top 20 01:31:49.180 --> 01:31:54.180 because if you're like 15 to 20 spot it's like okay well who the fuck do you even put sorry I'm uploading this real quick 01:31:54.180 --> 01:31:58.980 Okay, do top 15. What did what was the the complex one? 01:32:05.500 --> 01:32:07.500 Hold up 01:32:08.420 --> 01:32:12.360 Sorry, I'm doing this do top five well top five is kind of cheap 01:32:13.700 --> 01:32:16.740 Top five doesn't allow you to put enough people's names 01:32:18.700 --> 01:32:23.820 It's also hard because it's like twitch and kick are in such a different space that it's like 01:32:24.180 --> 01:32:30.180 You have to throw like at least two kick streamers up there, but like who are you putting? 01:32:30.180 --> 01:32:36.700 I use Asmongold at seven. Okay. Yeah, I don't know if I want to make a list. I feel like that's gonna be a whole Twitter thing 01:32:40.500 --> 01:32:46.500 It's gonna be a whole annoying Twitter thing I make a list people are gonna be like, ah, do you put this person here? 01:32:47.260 --> 01:32:53.020 He only has liberal streamers on his fucking. Oh my god. Oh my god the Israeli plant 01:32:53.020 --> 01:33:00.140 some shit yeah I mean if you're going off just viewers like I mean as men's 01:33:00.140 --> 01:33:04.240 as men and Hassan are probably top three like they're they both stream like 01:33:04.240 --> 01:33:09.940 12 hours a day and they average like fucking 32k viewers like Hassan's live 01:33:09.940 --> 01:33:15.860 right now respect exists within the the political side as well and the 01:33:15.860 --> 01:33:21.420 politicians on like they're both just big-ass streamers but they're in a 01:33:21.420 --> 01:33:27.740 different space. Who's has been gold used to be gamer still a gamer but now kind of the opposite of 01:33:27.740 --> 01:33:38.740 Hassan someone said. What happened to the tiktoks buddy. I am never I actually I'm so serious. I'm 01:33:38.740 --> 01:33:44.660 so serious. I have no plan to film any tiktoks anytime soon. I am so off that app you have no 01:33:44.660 --> 01:33:48.820 idea. I'm so off that happy of an idea. I just don't care about 01:33:48.820 --> 01:33:56.300 tech talk. That shit sucks. All right, we got to lock in. We 01:33:56.300 --> 01:33:59.340 got to lock in. We got to lock in. We got to hop in next game. I 01:33:59.340 --> 01:34:01.780 kind of want to make my top less though. Now that I'm watching 01:34:01.780 --> 01:34:03.940 Jinx, he don't I'm like, wait, that kind of would be fire. 01:34:04.860 --> 01:34:09.380 It's kind of a legendary streamer. Do the less. We'll do it 01:34:09.380 --> 01:34:11.340 real quick. We'll do it real quick. We'll do it real quick. 01:34:11.340 --> 01:34:19.760 What was the what was the article where they did the top the the top list was it complex? 01:34:24.380 --> 01:34:29.140 Yeah, complex the biggest what the best 25 streamers right now ranked 01:34:30.300 --> 01:34:36.440 It's hard. So we're not going off views. We're going on subjective takes on who's the best streamer 01:34:37.460 --> 01:34:40.560 Like I could do that. I could do top 20 01:34:41.340 --> 01:34:47.660 Let me list this. Let me make my own doc. What font should we do? Impact. Because it's big. No. 01:34:47.660 --> 01:34:57.260 Comic sans. No. That's annoying to look at. 01:34:57.260 --> 01:35:13.620 I'm not going to include myself. I respect Jynxy for not including himself. I think that's 01:35:13.620 --> 01:35:17.940 lame to include. Now that I'm thinking about it, if I have to place myself on that list, 01:35:17.940 --> 01:35:23.700 that's just cocky as fuck. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to rank myself. Like, 01:35:23.700 --> 01:35:26.380 I wouldn't put myself top 10. 01:35:26.380 --> 01:35:29.940 I would probably put myself at like 15, 20. 01:35:29.940 --> 01:35:32.700 In terms of performance, maybe like growth, 01:35:32.700 --> 01:35:36.900 but like, I'm not nearly top five, 10. 01:35:36.900 --> 01:35:37.740 You are? 01:35:37.740 --> 01:35:38.580 No, not. 01:35:38.580 --> 01:35:40.780 On Twitch Tracker, I'm ranked like 110th. 01:35:40.780 --> 01:35:43.580 Like, there are way bigger streamers than me. 01:35:44.860 --> 01:35:47.220 I think I'm larger on YouTube than a lot of them. 01:35:47.220 --> 01:35:49.180 But, all right, let's look at this real quick. 01:35:49.180 --> 01:35:50.580 We'll look at this real quick. 01:35:50.580 --> 01:35:52.580 Complexes, we're gonna look at complexes, 01:35:52.580 --> 01:35:54.900 which has been getting a lot of shit. 01:35:54.900 --> 01:35:58.980 They made their top 25 best streamers right now 01:35:58.980 --> 01:36:00.540 from kick creators like Aiden Ross, 01:36:00.540 --> 01:36:02.540 to Twitch broadcasters like Hasan Abbey, 01:36:02.540 --> 01:36:04.140 to YouTube streamers like I Shoulda Speed, 01:36:04.140 --> 01:36:08.620 to the 25 greatest live streamers to watch this year, 01:36:08.620 --> 01:36:10.340 or right now rather. 01:36:10.340 --> 01:36:15.340 Valkyrie at 25, not upset. 01:36:15.340 --> 01:36:19.140 Would I say Valkyrie is one of the biggest streamers 01:36:19.140 --> 01:36:20.860 right now? 01:36:20.860 --> 01:36:25.460 No, comparable to when she used to stream years ago, 01:36:25.460 --> 01:36:27.760 but I'm not upset at that at all. 01:36:27.760 --> 01:36:31.500 I think Valkyrie is a big streamer, huge in the space, 01:36:31.500 --> 01:36:35.580 kind of helped build Twitch, fair pick, fair pick, fair pick. 01:36:35.580 --> 01:36:39.300 Jinxia24 is the dumbest thing 01:36:39.300 --> 01:36:41.300 that I've ever seen in my entire life. 01:36:41.300 --> 01:36:45.140 The dumbest thing that I've ever seen in my entire life. 01:36:45.140 --> 01:36:46.460 Who else is on this list? 01:36:46.460 --> 01:36:47.940 Who else is on this list? 01:36:47.940 --> 01:36:49.740 Ninja and God? 01:36:49.740 --> 01:36:54.740 Like I, 24, he is the biggest gaming creator. 01:36:54.900 --> 01:36:56.900 He is the biggest gaming creator. 01:36:56.900 --> 01:36:58.580 And it's not even close. 01:36:58.580 --> 01:37:00.180 Like what else are we looking at? 01:37:00.180 --> 01:37:04.620 Bill Nye, the science guy is the magic school boss 01:37:04.620 --> 01:37:06.100 coming up next, what's happening? 01:37:06.100 --> 01:37:08.060 I don't, what's happening for this? 01:37:08.060 --> 01:37:09.900 Because I just don't understand. 01:37:09.900 --> 01:37:12.900 He happy, I get you not putting him at one, 01:37:12.900 --> 01:37:14.340 but he's top three. 01:37:14.340 --> 01:37:16.160 Like top three without a doubt. 01:37:16.160 --> 01:37:19.220 Also this picture just looks stupid 01:37:20.800 --> 01:37:22.800 Why are they blurring them? 01:37:22.960 --> 01:37:26.740 Why what what is this shitty ass fucking? 01:37:26.900 --> 01:37:32.600 What is this like weird like tech blur like I'm in fucking cyberpunk and 01:37:33.120 --> 01:37:37.880 They have like paragraphs about them in 2026 streaming can mean so many things I ask back of streaming 01:37:37.880 --> 01:37:40.680 I put up a world of possibilities that it's course rooms like GC will always be around 01:37:40.680 --> 01:37:47.420 Bro, that's like discrediting the fact that the biggest streamers are desktop streamers. 01:37:47.420 --> 01:37:54.180 If you take off the top 100 streamers, 85 of them don't IRL. 01:37:54.180 --> 01:37:56.000 What the fuck is this dumb ass tape? 01:37:56.000 --> 01:38:02.160 This is like feeding into this like 12 year old mindset of like IRL's the move or nothing. 01:38:02.160 --> 01:38:05.040 Desktop streaming is the biggest streaming. 01:38:05.040 --> 01:38:06.320 In terms of just raw viewers. 01:38:06.320 --> 01:38:10.160 Yes, speed's probably the biggest streamer when we end up doing my own ranks. 01:38:10.160 --> 01:38:14.440 He's probably gonna be number one, but like he's just an anomaly, bro. 01:38:14.440 --> 01:38:16.800 Ty will show, I'm not really going to disagree. 01:38:16.800 --> 01:38:19.040 I don't really watch him, but I know he's big. 01:38:19.040 --> 01:38:23.600 Anyone, anyone in like top like 25, I'm not really going to have like any crazy takes 01:38:23.600 --> 01:38:28.160 against that unless they should be higher, you know, but I'm not like you put a son of 01:38:28.160 --> 01:38:29.160 22. 01:38:29.160 --> 01:38:30.160 Okay, fair. 01:38:30.160 --> 01:38:33.500 Yonah 21 DDG I 01:38:36.220 --> 01:38:38.480 Don't think DDG streams enough 01:38:40.020 --> 01:38:42.780 Like you got to look at like ours 01:38:44.420 --> 01:38:52.260 Like how many hours does deep bro DDG streams like 60 hours a month. Oh, no, he doesn't that was this month 120 01:38:52.620 --> 01:38:54.360 Yeah, that's fair 01:38:54.360 --> 01:38:56.360 Any average is like 8k? 01:38:56.360 --> 01:39:01.360 Jesse's calling you. Jesse's not calling me. 01:39:01.360 --> 01:39:03.360 Any average is like 8k. 01:39:03.360 --> 01:39:06.360 Oh, I'll call him right now. He's looking at my stream. 01:39:06.360 --> 01:39:08.360 Bro, I'm going to call his ass on Discord. 01:39:08.360 --> 01:39:17.360 I'm not doing this shit. I'm not doing this shit where I fucking call him on the phone. 01:39:17.360 --> 01:39:20.360 Fucking call him on the phone. 01:39:20.360 --> 01:39:23.360 Joe, I'm literally just, I'm watching your input though. 01:39:23.360 --> 01:39:25.360 I'm not even trying to tell you. 01:39:25.360 --> 01:39:29.460 I'm not trying to bump. Oh, he said he's not trying to call. Well, Jinxie. This is what I'll say 01:39:29.460 --> 01:39:34.240 I'm gonna do my own list. I think you put me a little too high at number four. I appreciate the pick though 01:39:34.880 --> 01:39:40.440 I respect you immensely for not putting yourself on the list because it is kind of cocky to rank yourself 01:39:40.440 --> 01:39:42.440 But I would say you're easily top-2 01:39:43.280 --> 01:39:47.160 Complex putting you what 24th is a spit in the face. It's not even close 01:39:47.720 --> 01:39:50.680 Not even close. I mean what the fuck? 01:39:52.040 --> 01:39:54.880 24 is nuts to put in that low 01:39:55.360 --> 01:40:01.700 And I'm not like not like top 25s low, but like break put 400 K views the other day 01:40:01.700 --> 01:40:07.740 Like anybody pulling that amount is has to be top 10 like instantly. So I just don't understand that 01:40:08.500 --> 01:40:10.860 DDG though. I don't think it's a bad pick here 01:40:11.940 --> 01:40:15.820 For like 20, but I don't I if you wouldn't be on my top 20 01:40:15.940 --> 01:40:17.540 He would not be on my top 20 01:40:17.540 --> 01:40:23.420 I feel like if you're doing top 20 bar you got to have to have like a variety of creators that do different types of content and 01:40:23.420 --> 01:40:31.020 And are all like consistent like xqc makes sense xqc streams 01:40:32.140 --> 01:40:34.140 fucking 15 hours a day 01:40:36.300 --> 01:40:40.780 He wants to do it with you I would do it with him I gotta pull up his stream again 01:40:40.780 --> 01:40:42.780 I mean, I don't know. I feel like you guys just spreading this 01:40:43.340 --> 01:40:44.780 xqc follower 01:40:44.780 --> 01:40:46.780 Slash subscriber count one million 01:40:47.380 --> 01:40:51.580 What the fuck am I looking at main platform kick? It's not 01:40:53.420 --> 01:41:01.360 Who made this website of five-year-old's main website is twitch where he has like 01:41:01.760 --> 01:41:04.300 13 million bucks who made this 01:41:04.820 --> 01:41:07.440 It's what it's sloth dude 01:41:07.440 --> 01:41:15.040 You got to realize 80% of like these news articles about like streaming is just spam posting 01:41:15.480 --> 01:41:22.480 Brain rot that's all it is like a base news article posting about streamers is just filling space 01:41:22.480 --> 01:41:28.020 It's like guys that are just filling articles to get views so they get paid like they have to it's like filling a quota 01:41:29.540 --> 01:41:32.540 Wait, okay. Let me call them. I just calling me 01:41:33.900 --> 01:41:35.900 Yo, Joe, what's up, dude? 01:41:36.540 --> 01:41:42.320 Bro, I have any this is my first time looking at this shit and I just got to say like yeah 01:41:42.320 --> 01:41:45.640 No, I didn't even Pete the thing you were saying about the follower count being wrong dude 01:41:45.640 --> 01:41:48.700 You got to realize like I was just telling my chat most of these 01:41:48.700 --> 01:41:59.700 websites that make articles about streamers, even though complex is big, which is why I'm kind of shocked. They're just this wrong, but like most articles just are slop that they're putting out. 01:41:59.700 --> 01:42:00.700 Yes. 01:42:00.700 --> 01:42:03.700 Wait, Joe, you want a screen share, by the way? 01:42:03.700 --> 01:42:05.700 Oh, and then go through each. You want to go through each one? 01:42:05.700 --> 01:42:11.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to hear your insight on it. But first things first, bro, I'm literally watching your stream. 01:42:11.700 --> 01:42:17.040 X Q they have X QC and they say main platform kick 01:42:17.040 --> 01:42:22.700 It's not and then they say follower slash subscriber count one million. It's not yeah 01:42:22.700 --> 01:42:27.660 It's like fucking 13 million like did a literal toddler make the website? 01:42:28.460 --> 01:42:32.540 Yeah, it's dead. It's just wrong. It's wrong. It's not correct 01:42:33.300 --> 01:42:38.880 I'm not even I haven't even been reading this yet. Did you read your uh, I haven't read any of this 01:42:38.880 --> 01:42:40.880 I haven't read your paragraph through this 01:42:41.700 --> 01:42:46.620 Oh, so you're just raw ranking your top 20 without even knowing what they said about you 01:42:47.340 --> 01:42:53.720 No, no, I didn't I didn't read any of these paragraphs. No, they got your follower account, right or like close to right 01:42:54.260 --> 01:42:56.660 Yep, but you're 24 in 01:42:57.740 --> 01:43:03.920 2026 streaming can need so many things the IRL aspect of live streaming is up enough the world of possibilities for the medium 01:43:03.920 --> 01:43:06.700 But at its core streamers like Jinxie will always be around 01:43:06.700 --> 01:43:10.920 bro, that's like, I was saying, that's like a diss. 01:43:10.920 --> 01:43:12.920 That's like saying IRL is the wave 01:43:12.920 --> 01:43:15.240 and desktop streaming is like dead, 01:43:15.240 --> 01:43:19.380 but like it'll still be around, like taxes. 01:43:19.380 --> 01:43:22.880 Like, wait, my chat is saying that they, 01:43:22.880 --> 01:43:25.500 I'm pretty sure they just AI this entire thing. 01:43:26.600 --> 01:43:27.440 Which means- 01:43:27.440 --> 01:43:28.280 Like what do you mean? 01:43:28.280 --> 01:43:30.640 Like they just, they like prompted ChatGPT 01:43:30.640 --> 01:43:32.640 to like make it to the list. 01:43:32.640 --> 01:43:35.920 Hey, ChatGPT, give a summary on this streamer. 01:43:35.920 --> 01:43:37.560 And then they just did that 25 times. 01:43:37.560 --> 01:43:39.320 And just copy and paste it. 01:43:39.320 --> 01:43:40.680 Yeah. 01:43:40.680 --> 01:43:41.920 Bro, nah, this is AI. 01:43:41.920 --> 01:43:45.160 DDG, if anything, is a student of the game, any game. 01:43:45.160 --> 01:43:47.240 Put them in any field and figure out how to win. 01:43:47.240 --> 01:43:49.840 Nah, that is like D1 dick riding. 01:43:49.840 --> 01:43:53.560 Like, that is like, that is actually, I wouldn't even, 01:43:53.560 --> 01:43:55.160 dude, you can have the number one streamer, 01:43:55.160 --> 01:43:59.400 just like give a regular, like a regular fucking spiel on him. 01:43:59.400 --> 01:44:00.560 Like, why are we typing that? 01:44:00.560 --> 01:44:02.880 Joe, I'm pretty sure you can do an AI check on it. 01:44:02.880 --> 01:44:03.960 You could actually, like, build a closer. 01:44:03.960 --> 01:44:08.040 Yeah, but AI checks are always like half, 01:44:08.040 --> 01:44:10.120 like aren't they sometimes wrong? 01:44:10.120 --> 01:44:12.760 Like it'll say it's AI when it's not or the reverse. 01:44:13.960 --> 01:44:15.240 Yes. 01:44:15.240 --> 01:44:18.000 And then they've underrated, agree overrated. 01:44:18.000 --> 01:44:19.160 What are these emojis? 01:44:19.160 --> 01:44:21.760 Okay, so I have a theory on this if you wanna hear it. 01:44:21.760 --> 01:44:22.840 What? 01:44:22.840 --> 01:44:24.920 I think they made this list 01:44:26.200 --> 01:44:28.600 to completely rage bait people because- 01:44:28.600 --> 01:44:29.440 Oh, for views. 01:44:29.440 --> 01:44:30.880 And then it gets complex. 01:44:30.880 --> 01:44:32.560 So you think they just put people 01:44:32.560 --> 01:44:34.880 in weird positions on purpose. 01:44:34.880 --> 01:44:37.040 I think, here's what I think they did. 01:44:37.040 --> 01:44:40.000 They clicked Speed at 1, CHI at 2, 01:44:40.000 --> 01:44:42.000 and then literally clicked a random number. 01:44:42.000 --> 01:44:46.000 Boba, how are you going to put the best streamers right now 01:44:46.000 --> 01:44:47.840 and even have CHI on the list? 01:44:47.840 --> 01:44:51.120 CHI hasn't streamed since 2025. 01:44:51.120 --> 01:44:54.360 On top of that, it even narrows it down to, say, 2026, 01:44:54.360 --> 01:44:57.280 where CHI has not logged a stream in 2026. 01:44:57.280 --> 01:45:00.760 CHI's have been live in over six months. 01:45:00.760 --> 01:45:01.880 I just don't understand. 01:45:01.880 --> 01:45:07.200 I don't I don't understand but what I think is if you make a list so fucking bad and 01:45:09.400 --> 01:45:15.520 Incoherent what ends up happening is there's so much buzz around it because like if you make a proper list 01:45:15.520 --> 01:45:17.080 It's kind of just boring. You know what I mean? 01:45:17.080 --> 01:45:19.840 so maybe they just made the most brain-dead list ever and 01:45:20.680 --> 01:45:26.240 That was their plan because last year they did the same shit, but this year it like blew up more last year 01:45:26.240 --> 01:45:28.240 They did the same exact shit. It was just as insane 01:45:28.240 --> 01:45:32.360 But it was this bad. I mean I'm on 18. It was not this some of these bro 01:45:32.360 --> 01:45:35.880 But like here's the thing is like I'm not gonna be like oh you have XQC at 19 01:45:35.880 --> 01:45:39.120 I'm not gonna like diss that like that that could be like a subjective take 01:45:39.240 --> 01:45:42.840 You know what I mean like top 20 like some of them it makes that see I don't know 01:45:44.240 --> 01:45:46.240 Yeah 01:45:46.240 --> 01:45:51.320 How much does academic stream chat like what is this list does academic stream? 01:45:51.720 --> 01:45:58.120 Name platform rumble now he streams. He's a big streamer, but like I don't know like I don't think you could have 01:45:58.240 --> 01:46:02.680 That many guys like see agent makes agent tops top 16 is fine. 01:46:02.680 --> 01:46:05.680 Adapture your age. 01:46:05.680 --> 01:46:09.840 Keso at 13 is like terrible. 01:46:09.840 --> 01:46:12.280 That's a terrible, that's a terrible pick. 01:46:12.280 --> 01:46:14.640 He has, doesn't he have the second most subs right now 01:46:14.640 --> 01:46:15.480 or some shit? 01:46:15.480 --> 01:46:17.800 And he's the second most subscribers. 01:46:17.800 --> 01:46:20.960 He's averaged 50 K every month for the last year. 01:46:20.960 --> 01:46:21.800 Like, 01:46:21.800 --> 01:46:23.920 I think, I think like, dude, I think two years 01:46:23.920 --> 01:46:25.760 or maybe close to three years. 01:46:25.760 --> 01:46:30.320 Bro, since 2024, Keiso had streamed six days a week 01:46:30.320 --> 01:46:33.520 and will have anywhere from 50 to 70,000 viewers 01:46:33.520 --> 01:46:36.540 at any given time playing any given video game. 01:46:36.540 --> 01:46:39.320 If you haven't met 13 on your list, 01:46:39.320 --> 01:46:40.160 you're right. 01:46:40.160 --> 01:46:43.120 I gotta say, if you have Keiso at 13, 01:46:43.120 --> 01:46:45.160 when that motherfucker hops on Fall Guy 01:46:45.160 --> 01:46:48.160 still with 500 active players on that game, 01:46:48.160 --> 01:46:50.680 all of which are probably his viewers. 01:46:50.680 --> 01:46:54.320 And he's still able to pull that many people, 01:46:54.320 --> 01:46:56.600 That is insane. 01:46:56.600 --> 01:46:57.240 Insane. 01:46:57.240 --> 01:47:03.120 Bro, he'll play indie games that will have 25 viewers 01:47:03.120 --> 01:47:04.840 on the category before he gets on it, 01:47:04.840 --> 01:47:06.760 and no one cares in his community. 01:47:06.760 --> 01:47:07.440 Bro, he'll have 60,000. 01:47:07.440 --> 01:47:08.080 Well, yeah, no. 01:47:08.080 --> 01:47:10.520 Yeah, he grinds these itch indie games. 01:47:10.520 --> 01:47:13.680 Like, well, do you know what itch.io is? 01:47:13.680 --> 01:47:15.960 That's like most of the shit he plays. 01:47:15.960 --> 01:47:18.640 It's like, not everyone I play to. 01:47:18.640 --> 01:47:19.960 It's just a platform for games. 01:47:19.960 --> 01:47:21.640 Jason at 12, sure. 01:47:21.640 --> 01:47:24.400 Neon at 11 don't really know a lot about Neon. 01:47:24.400 --> 01:47:26.400 See, I don't know about Rekai at 10. 01:47:27.360 --> 01:47:29.760 Eden Ross don't know how much he streams. 01:47:29.760 --> 01:47:32.880 Ray at nine, Emily at seven, Phantom at six. 01:47:32.880 --> 01:47:36.280 Dude, I feel like Phantom hasn't really streamed much 01:47:36.280 --> 01:47:37.120 in the last- 01:47:37.120 --> 01:47:42.120 I think it's back, hold up, wait, let me pull it off. 01:47:45.080 --> 01:47:50.080 Somebody in my chat said Rekai at 10 is a war crime. 01:47:50.080 --> 01:47:51.240 See, here's the thing though. 01:47:51.240 --> 01:47:54.360 I'm actually going to give Rekai a little bit of credit 01:47:54.360 --> 01:47:56.720 because Rekai actually streams, bro. 01:47:56.720 --> 01:48:00.200 A lot of the people on this list don't stream. 01:48:00.200 --> 01:48:01.040 They don't stream. 01:48:01.040 --> 01:48:04.040 Yeah, I know, Rekai's live every day. 01:48:04.040 --> 01:48:05.680 So it's like, I can't be mad. 01:48:05.680 --> 01:48:07.080 I can't be mad at that. 01:48:07.080 --> 01:48:10.560 Like, and he is, dude, he's a big streamer. 01:48:10.560 --> 01:48:12.720 He averages like 25K views. 01:48:12.720 --> 01:48:15.320 But like, hold on, sorry, I was trying to pull this up. 01:48:16.560 --> 01:48:17.440 Let me reshare. 01:48:19.720 --> 01:48:21.080 Bro, and again, it's not even about, 01:48:21.080 --> 01:48:26.540 Like the thing is it's not about if you like someone or it another thing a lot of people have a problem understanding is like 01:48:26.540 --> 01:48:30.860 If I don't watch a streamer that means all there's no way anybody watch them 01:48:30.860 --> 01:48:34.620 They have to be view body bro chat a lot of people watch for Kai whether you like them or not 01:48:34.620 --> 01:48:40.000 We're actually tries to stream he streams if you ever kind your top 10 or top 15 01:48:40.000 --> 01:48:45.500 That's not the end of the world. He actually know that's not it's not like I like when you ever got a top 10 01:48:45.500 --> 01:48:47.000 I might disagree with that 01:48:47.000 --> 01:48:54.020 But I I wouldn't I wouldn't put I wouldn't put it past you to put him a 10 like yeah, that's not a crazy take 01:48:54.400 --> 01:48:57.400 Right. It's just like okay. I might disagree with that 01:48:57.400 --> 01:49:04.200 That's how I think the reason people are annoyed at this is because it's just like how are you putting raka above queso like that's just yeah 01:49:04.200 --> 01:49:07.920 Okay, that's idiotic putting raka above queso is a war crime 01:49:07.920 --> 01:49:12.920 There's also other people that are above like it's like I don't know. I want to vomit looking at the mystery 01:49:12.920 --> 01:49:17.600 Yeah, what are you looking at my stream right now like phantom? Okay, and I might get you have them top 01:49:17.600 --> 01:49:23.580 But like I feel like if you're streaming like like 51 hours 50 hours like this month 01:49:24.640 --> 01:49:28.600 Has he he hasn't been live he hasn't been live since April 1st 01:49:30.400 --> 01:49:32.720 Or is this wrong over a month ago I 01:49:35.640 --> 01:49:37.640 Don't know maybe this is wrong 01:49:37.640 --> 01:49:48.640 But how is a complex like how are they credible credible? What are they known for? Like why do people why do people go to the website? 01:49:48.640 --> 01:49:52.640 Is it because of like didn't they do the shoe thing or something with like? 01:49:52.640 --> 01:49:57.640 Yeah, they have a good they have a good she I love that shoe shit they do they have like good segments and stuff. 01:49:57.640 --> 01:50:00.640 I think it's just a media company. It's just a media news outlet. 01:50:00.640 --> 01:50:20.640 I'm not annoyed at these picks, I just think like putting Kai on the list of top streamers in 2026. It's like he hasn't streams. So it's just like I get Kai being a top if you want to go top streamers of all time. Sure. Yeah, I put Kai, but like you can't say right now and then have Kai on that list. 01:50:20.640 --> 01:50:27.280 So it's just like I get Kai being a top if you want to go top streamers of all time. Sure. Yeah, I put Kai but like 01:50:27.760 --> 01:50:30.620 You can't say right now and then have Kyle on that list 01:50:32.680 --> 01:50:39.920 Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, I have a stream so like the list what do you want to do a like a rank together wait? 01:50:39.920 --> 01:50:44.400 Sorry. Yeah, I actually want to hear your input like I don't want to like alter your list out of a lot 01:50:44.400 --> 01:50:48.200 I just want to hear your input of and I could also you could you could throw in some names 01:50:48.200 --> 01:50:54.700 Yeah, well, it's like if this is really hard, I'm not gonna lie. I don't think I feel well 01:50:54.700 --> 01:50:57.520 I feel like it's hard to have 20 you're doing 20. Okay 01:50:58.140 --> 01:51:01.760 What whatever you doing? I did 10 10. It's way harder. Oh 01:51:02.840 --> 01:51:08.600 I think you I was saying 10 is harder because once you have 20 it could just be like oh anybody that you don't think 01:51:09.120 --> 01:51:14.560 Is top five you still throw on that list somewhere else. You know what I mean? One is I show speed 01:51:14.560 --> 01:51:19.560 I'm not upset. I'm not upset 01:51:19.560 --> 01:51:21.560 at anyone. Like if you put speed 01:51:21.560 --> 01:51:23.560 in top three, fine. If he's below 01:51:23.560 --> 01:51:25.560 top three, that's stupid, right? 01:51:25.560 --> 01:51:27.560 Like objectively top three 01:51:27.560 --> 01:51:29.560 stringer. He has to be. I would 01:51:29.560 --> 01:51:31.560 say the best streamer of all 01:51:31.560 --> 01:51:33.560 time in my opinion. Like I would 01:51:33.560 --> 01:51:37.560 say two is you if I'm being 01:51:37.560 --> 01:51:40.560 real. I'm not that's not glaze 01:51:40.560 --> 01:51:42.560 bro. That's like you are you are 01:51:42.560 --> 01:51:45.920 You're the biggest gaming streamer on Twitch. 01:51:45.920 --> 01:51:47.280 He's the biggest IRL streamer. 01:51:47.280 --> 01:51:48.680 You're the biggest gaming streamer. 01:51:48.680 --> 01:51:50.760 So it has to be 1-2. 01:51:50.760 --> 01:51:54.600 Like that is the most fair thing possible. 01:51:54.600 --> 01:51:57.880 Three I'm putting case out. 01:51:57.880 --> 01:51:59.480 Another big gaming creator. 01:51:59.480 --> 01:52:00.600 Four. 01:52:00.600 --> 01:52:03.440 And this is going to be controversial right now. 01:52:03.440 --> 01:52:06.040 But I have to just say it off of straight view count, 01:52:06.040 --> 01:52:07.960 the burnt peanut. 01:52:07.960 --> 01:52:08.560 Yeah. 01:52:08.560 --> 01:52:12.280 I think I saw your chat crash out when you said that. 01:52:12.280 --> 01:52:16.620 But Pina is Pina averages 100k viewers concurrently on both platforms. 01:52:17.060 --> 01:52:20.920 Can buy any game, any game, like streaming every day as well. 01:52:21.020 --> 01:52:22.560 Like that doesn't miss streams. 01:52:22.560 --> 01:52:25.600 That it's not about if you watch him or don't watch him. 01:52:25.600 --> 01:52:27.000 Bro, the guy is a great streamer. 01:52:27.040 --> 01:52:32.600 He entertains 70 to 80 to 90,000 people at any given time playing any video game. 01:52:32.700 --> 01:52:35.080 You know how you make this, you know how you make this easier? 01:52:36.580 --> 01:52:41.780 You got to, you got to, you got to put like markers somewhere and then you kind 01:52:41.780 --> 01:52:44.420 to base it around that. 01:52:44.420 --> 01:52:49.580 So I think I'm going to just throw this up there. 01:52:49.580 --> 01:52:55.260 Like, I feel like a KDB is probably a top 15 right now. 01:52:55.260 --> 01:52:57.380 Very large growth. 01:52:57.380 --> 01:52:59.180 Very funny. 01:52:59.180 --> 01:53:02.660 I would say you've got to put, bro said who? 01:53:02.660 --> 01:53:06.100 Probably one of the biggest growth-based streamers 01:53:06.100 --> 01:53:07.340 right now. 01:53:07.340 --> 01:53:10.340 And then you could have like Vanilla Mace there too. 01:53:10.340 --> 01:53:12.500 You're probably not going to like some of my takes, though. 01:53:12.500 --> 01:53:13.260 I'm going to be real. 01:53:13.260 --> 01:53:14.260 No, it's your list. 01:53:14.260 --> 01:53:15.620 It's your list. 01:53:15.620 --> 01:53:19.020 After the burnt peanut, somebody said Summit. 01:53:19.020 --> 01:53:21.060 When I pulled up your stream, I was saying, 01:53:21.060 --> 01:53:23.380 top 20 streamers right now is so different than top 20 01:53:23.380 --> 01:53:24.340 streamers all time. 01:53:24.340 --> 01:53:26.380 Because Summit's not a top 20 streamer right now, 01:53:26.380 --> 01:53:27.980 but all time, yeah, sure. 01:53:27.980 --> 01:53:29.980 Like hand ninja, but none of those guys 01:53:29.980 --> 01:53:32.100 are making the list right now. 01:53:32.100 --> 01:53:35.260 I'm actually going to have it at 5.08 pixel. 01:53:35.260 --> 01:53:37.820 Bro, oh my god. 01:53:37.820 --> 01:53:45.020 Okay, okay, that's that's what I'm talking about. I had only at I had only at nine and I guess it's just because I 01:53:45.660 --> 01:53:52.280 Want one ate a stream every day like I would watch on a stream every fucking morning. I feel like he does stream a lot six is Ron 01:53:53.240 --> 01:53:55.240 Ron's the biggest core 01:53:55.340 --> 01:53:57.340 courthouse streamer 01:54:00.420 --> 01:54:06.340 Lowes I don't know like do you know like what kick streamers would be on this list? Okay? 01:54:06.340 --> 01:54:09.340 Um, good God, dude. 01:54:09.340 --> 01:54:11.900 Well, like, Los, somebody said XQC. 01:54:11.900 --> 01:54:14.060 I would probably put XQC at, like, nine. 01:54:17.060 --> 01:54:21.020 I would say XQC at all times, probably, like, five. 01:54:21.020 --> 01:54:23.540 Like, yeah. 01:54:23.540 --> 01:54:24.220 Clav? 01:54:24.220 --> 01:54:26.060 I don't know if I'm putting clav on the list. 01:54:28.660 --> 01:54:31.620 Dude, I mean, I'm not going to lie. 01:54:31.620 --> 01:54:34.180 I can't remember the last 72-hour window 01:54:34.180 --> 01:54:36.500 where I haven't seen a clip if you look at it, dude. 01:54:36.500 --> 01:54:41.500 Yeah, but are we putting in streaming clip? 01:54:41.500 --> 01:54:43.220 Because that's what, did you see Lacey do it? 01:54:43.220 --> 01:54:45.740 He did media, and that's a different, 01:54:45.740 --> 01:54:47.300 that in that list, yeah, sure. 01:54:47.300 --> 01:54:49.180 Because if you're going outside of Just Stream, 01:54:49.180 --> 01:54:54.180 sure, he's there, but like, I think just raw streams. 01:54:55.460 --> 01:54:56.300 No. 01:54:57.780 --> 01:55:00.660 Okay, I'm actually gonna say this, I think, 01:55:00.660 --> 01:55:03.100 and I know a lot of people don't like Neon 01:55:03.100 --> 01:55:08.020 also for, you know, Neon, like his thing was just being as toxic and as annoying as possible. 01:55:08.020 --> 01:55:10.460 Yeah, but he is one of the biggest streamers, like, of Jack and me. 01:55:10.460 --> 01:55:15.060 Neon is one of the biggest streamers in the world in terms of clips consistency, but also, 01:55:15.060 --> 01:55:20.700 Neon has like, Neon has had a complete character, uh, uh, like, 01:55:20.700 --> 01:55:22.300 Arc change 180. 01:55:22.300 --> 01:55:27.980 Yes, Neon is like way, like just way more chill in the last year, Jack, literally. 01:55:27.980 --> 01:55:30.940 Now I'm not gonna lie, Neon was toxic as fuck like two or three years ago. 01:55:30.940 --> 01:55:32.300 I'm not gonna deny that. 01:55:32.300 --> 01:55:34.580 But I think like Neon has been one of my favorite people 01:55:34.580 --> 01:55:37.580 to actually see like, grow in streaming. 01:55:37.580 --> 01:55:38.420 You know what I mean? 01:55:38.420 --> 01:55:39.700 I feel like way more cool now. 01:55:39.700 --> 01:55:41.580 The more that I'm doing this list, 01:55:41.580 --> 01:55:42.780 the more I'm like, dude, 01:55:42.780 --> 01:55:45.700 the top 20 streamers all time is so much more fun 01:55:47.380 --> 01:55:48.860 than doing right now. 01:55:48.860 --> 01:55:50.940 Cause it's like now I'm just throwing people on this list 01:55:50.940 --> 01:55:53.140 that are like having like moments. 01:55:53.140 --> 01:55:55.900 Like dude, see it's so hard cause it's like, 01:55:55.900 --> 01:55:57.940 I wanna, people are saying Tyler won. 01:55:57.940 --> 01:56:00.460 Tyler won is a top 20 streamer all time, 01:56:00.460 --> 01:56:07.380 Like bro, he's a father now. He doesn't take streaming as seriously as he did prior like yeah 01:56:07.380 --> 01:56:13.600 I don't think Tyler one care. I don't know if Tyler one is top 20. He's probably like 19 or 20 like he's not 01:56:14.020 --> 01:56:16.020 Who would jing be on the list? 01:56:17.260 --> 01:56:20.700 Yeah, if I if I was able to do top 20, I would have jing in the list 01:56:21.020 --> 01:56:24.600 Yeah, I feel like you gotta throw like Jason 01:56:25.380 --> 01:56:27.380 Yep 01:56:27.380 --> 01:56:31.480 And then you could honestly probably throw like all three of them together 01:56:33.740 --> 01:56:35.740 Yep 01:56:35.780 --> 01:56:39.700 People are saying moist critical moist critical is a bigger youtuber than a streamer. I was saying that earlier 01:56:42.620 --> 01:56:47.700 Flight yeah, I think moist more so streams just for fun like I don't think moist like really cares about oh god 01:56:47.700 --> 01:56:49.660 Are we thrown in like foreign youtubers, bro? 01:56:49.660 --> 01:56:54.860 Who's like I mean if we're really getting into it you got to throw like yeah somebody just said rubious ebi 01:56:54.860 --> 01:57:03.420 He buys probably like fucking a below queso above peanut like a buy doesn't buy average like a fucking million views every time 01:57:03.420 --> 01:57:07.660 He goes live or some shit. We only streams like infrequent. No, he does like 01:57:08.420 --> 01:57:10.420 E by has the most viewed stream ever 01:57:10.660 --> 01:57:15.340 But it was a um chat wasn't it like a boxing event or something. What was it? 01:57:16.260 --> 01:57:21.380 But no you guys gigantic, but I don't think you buy streams that much. I'm gonna be on I'll move a neon down 01:57:21.380 --> 01:57:26.900 I'm gonna be on down like check device hours streamed in the last year and 01:57:26.900 --> 01:57:30.100 ruby it's like I don't know if any of them stream that much I don't know though 01:57:30.100 --> 01:57:34.020 I could be totally wrong but see how much hours stream they act because I don't 01:57:34.020 --> 01:57:36.940 think they stream that much 01:57:37.020 --> 01:57:43.660 he streamed 57 hours the last month I've been losing followers 01:57:51.380 --> 01:57:55.780 Wait, okay, so how many hours does he buy streamed in the last like year? Is there a way to see that? 01:58:00.940 --> 01:58:07.100 Where do you see me in the last year like 25 or you want to go 25 why not I 01:58:09.780 --> 01:58:13.780 Like over like if you combine this probably over like over 01:58:13.780 --> 01:58:24.780 I mean, that's what he's doing like every time he gets high is just League of Legends. 01:58:24.780 --> 01:58:26.780 Oh, it's watch parties on me. 01:58:26.780 --> 01:58:27.780 Does he own a team? 01:58:27.780 --> 01:58:29.780 He definitely owns a team chat, right? 01:58:29.780 --> 01:58:30.780 Yep. 01:58:30.780 --> 01:58:31.780 Somebody said Marlin. 01:58:31.780 --> 01:58:34.780 I don't know if Marlin's on my list. 01:58:34.780 --> 01:58:35.780 Okay. 01:58:35.780 --> 01:58:38.780 You're saying top 20? 01:58:38.780 --> 01:58:45.900 This is so hard. Like you were saying top. I think so hard. Yeah, Marlon could be like 01:58:53.980 --> 01:58:58.060 I got a little bit of a coach with your list making you kind of free fire 01:58:58.980 --> 01:59:04.260 Yeah, I would like Ludwig would be in my top 20 Ludwig's people are saying Hassan and 01:59:04.260 --> 01:59:18.260 And as men and it's like, yeah, by raw views, they are, but I don't want to say it like, because they're making it's like political content versus just like gaming creation. 01:59:18.260 --> 01:59:22.260 So I feel like you could have them, but I feel like I would throw them lower. 01:59:22.260 --> 01:59:27.260 Like you could just have Hassan and as men. 01:59:27.260 --> 01:59:30.260 Like 1920. 01:59:30.260 --> 01:59:32.260 I'm Dante I'm Dante 01:59:34.260 --> 01:59:38.480 Flight Senna clicks clicks is the biggest fortnight creator 01:59:40.740 --> 01:59:46.040 It's so hard pdm's not even oh my god pdm brother so many people there's too many 01:59:47.060 --> 01:59:50.740 There's too many streamers cage rolls you there's also like agent 01:59:51.740 --> 01:59:57.380 I've already filled the fucking list. I only have three spots left that I could probably rattle off another 20 streamers like 01:59:57.380 --> 02:00:02.020 I told you bro. It's hard Joe. It's harder than you think bro. I'm not kidding. It's way hard 02:00:02.020 --> 02:00:09.520 I so yeah, I can't not complex for like getting it wrong, but I'm gonna not complex for getting it so wrong 02:00:10.740 --> 02:00:12.740 Yeah, that like this word 02:00:14.020 --> 02:00:19.260 Yeah, yeah, like no like that literally just like somebody that scrolled tick tock for 15 minutes 02:00:19.260 --> 02:00:25.580 And then what I'm gonna rank the top 20 streamers right now like never having it looked at anything else 02:00:26.480 --> 02:00:28.480 Yep, yeah 02:00:30.120 --> 02:00:33.520 You put me top four bro, I wouldn't even put myself top 15 02:00:33.520 --> 02:00:37.080 I thought I would probably put myself like 18 or 20 02:00:37.560 --> 02:00:41.800 Joe, but can I say this about in terms of well like you gotta keep your mind, bro 02:00:41.800 --> 02:00:45.440 I'm like have you looked at like twitch tracker as a whole 02:00:48.160 --> 02:00:54.180 What do you mean like my channels like well Asian Jeff got me about it so that ignore that but 02:00:54.180 --> 02:01:02.940 But like you're you are technically the number one streamer you're the number one streamer 02:01:02.940 --> 02:01:04.060 then it's K drill case. 02:01:04.060 --> 02:01:10.180 So if you're just going off views, right, oh wait, Tumblr, which Tumblr Tumblr is 02:01:10.180 --> 02:01:15.140 always on the isn't it like Italian streamer something to the thing is, I don't know, 02:01:15.140 --> 02:01:18.420 like, about an hour's watched. 02:01:18.420 --> 02:01:19.420 Yeah. 02:01:19.420 --> 02:01:24.140 Yo, you're actually actually you're the you're the. 02:01:24.140 --> 02:01:29.460 Have you never you don't look at your shit? No, no, I went off to a soccer before I went up to check it 02:01:29.460 --> 02:01:35.600 But like no, you know what annoys me is when streamers don't activate the sub shit like I want to see you have to you have to agree to 02:01:35.600 --> 02:01:37.220 Dude, I bet you um 02:01:37.220 --> 02:01:41.660 Okay, peanut like peanut peanut have fucking 80k subs 02:01:41.660 --> 02:01:47.800 I'm certain of it like peanut has to have so many stuff like he's just not on like he doesn't have it 02:01:47.800 --> 02:01:50.080 activated so you can't see. 02:01:50.080 --> 02:01:51.680 Does Pino even know how many subs? 02:01:51.680 --> 02:01:52.680 I mean, you see? 02:01:52.680 --> 02:01:53.600 OK. 02:01:53.600 --> 02:01:55.160 Well, I don't know why he doesn't have it. 02:01:55.160 --> 02:01:56.560 There's a lot of streamers that don't. 02:01:56.560 --> 02:01:57.680 Rekai doesn't have it. 02:01:57.680 --> 02:01:59.480 There's a lot of guys you could scroll on this list 02:01:59.480 --> 02:02:01.320 and be like, I'm not 13, bro. 02:02:01.320 --> 02:02:03.360 Like, I'm up there, but there's probably 02:02:03.360 --> 02:02:06.920 like 30, 40 other streamers that have like that many subs 02:02:06.920 --> 02:02:08.280 and just don't show it. 02:02:08.280 --> 02:02:10.880 You're probably still top three, but there 02:02:10.880 --> 02:02:14.520 might be just like a random ass streamer with 100k subs. 02:02:14.520 --> 02:02:16.160 And they're just big and nobody knows. 02:02:17.800 --> 02:02:19.800 I 02:02:19.960 --> 02:02:25.560 Don't know some of these I feel like you got to filter it to personality and then like I always usually filter English 02:02:25.560 --> 02:02:29.640 But like if you're talking biggest streamers, bro, you got to throw up some of these guys like you know 02:02:31.640 --> 02:02:33.640 Yes, I know who try max is 02:02:33.640 --> 02:02:38.800 You know who I don't I don't know who's shock is I know who a mean is I met him 02:02:38.800 --> 02:02:41.700 He's like a gta rp streamer from France. He's goaded 02:02:42.960 --> 02:02:46.280 But no a lot of you streamers are no the problem was sub so chat 02:02:46.280 --> 02:02:51.320 I think bro some of the top 19 streamer right now, Jinxie. Yeah, dude some extreme every day 02:02:51.320 --> 02:02:58.580 I don't think you can make a streaming like I don't think you can base a streamer's popularity off of their sub count because 02:02:58.720 --> 02:03:04.280 Bro, there's so many times chat where a streamer will get 50,000 gifted subs in a month and it's like okay 02:03:04.280 --> 02:03:05.480 No, but then you hate well 02:03:05.480 --> 02:03:12.960 No, you don't base popularity off that you base dedicated viewers because if you go on sub count you have only six day gifted 02:03:12.960 --> 02:03:16.960 Right the majority of your subs are paid 02:03:17.160 --> 02:03:20.880 So you have like you have a very active fan base, right? 02:03:21.200 --> 02:03:26.720 Like same with case oh fifty four thousand paid subs 11k gifted 02:03:26.720 --> 02:03:29.620 But the majority of them are paying into the subs that they have 02:03:31.120 --> 02:03:35.720 Whereas like other streamers. I don't know many other like this guy. I don't know who this is but like 02:03:36.200 --> 02:03:39.320 You know 11k of the 16k he has right now is gifted 02:03:40.160 --> 02:03:44.340 But it shows like that's why I put Katie be on the list to because she is 3k gifted subs 02:03:44.340 --> 02:03:50.200 But she's 13k it's it's showing Clashmark, but she's 13k solo subs and she's like a new streamer 02:03:51.520 --> 02:03:53.440 Like look at that 02:03:53.440 --> 02:03:54.640 Yeah 02:03:54.640 --> 02:04:04.040 Like that's a big peak dude like that and it's also like you could look at the way that I say it's like I have more subs than 02:04:07.280 --> 02:04:09.280 Like Jason 02:04:09.320 --> 02:04:09.960 Where's Jason? 02:04:09.960 --> 02:04:11.240 I have more subs than Jason. 02:04:11.240 --> 02:04:13.800 Jason's a bigger streamer than me. 02:04:13.800 --> 02:04:15.080 Jason's a bigger streamer than me. 02:04:15.080 --> 02:04:18.080 I think I just have a more dedicated YouTube fan base 02:04:18.080 --> 02:04:20.840 that watches my streams, and they sub to me. 02:04:20.840 --> 02:04:23.960 And I'm also in sub only like 80% of my streams. 02:04:23.960 --> 02:04:27.200 Yeah, I saw you rip sub only the other day. 02:04:27.200 --> 02:04:29.560 Side note, how was it? 02:04:29.560 --> 02:04:32.120 There's 99 different occurrences for sub only. 02:04:32.120 --> 02:04:33.120 I mean, dude. 02:04:33.120 --> 02:04:35.360 Oh, sub only is like heaven now. 02:04:35.360 --> 02:04:38.640 Bro, well, there are some subs that are psychotic. 02:04:38.640 --> 02:04:43.040 Like literally just nine months subs that just rage bait every fucking day. 02:04:43.440 --> 02:04:43.640 Yeah. 02:04:43.640 --> 02:04:45.540 Well, like one, the chat botting is annoying. 02:04:45.540 --> 02:04:48.540 So like when people, like another guy came in the other day, just promoting 02:04:48.540 --> 02:04:52.140 some fucking weird TikTok crypto scam thing for five minutes. 02:04:52.140 --> 02:04:53.940 So we, we put it on suddenly for that. 02:04:54.240 --> 02:04:54.440 Yeah. 02:04:54.440 --> 02:04:58.840 Also, like when people are just spamming something that's just literally rage bait, 02:04:58.840 --> 02:04:59.940 it's like, all right, 10 minutes. 02:04:59.940 --> 02:05:00.340 Sub only. 02:05:00.540 --> 02:05:01.440 I just tell high fives. 02:05:01.440 --> 02:05:03.440 I say high fives, execute order 66. 02:05:03.540 --> 02:05:04.340 You know what it means. 02:05:05.640 --> 02:05:06.840 Oh, that's what that means. 02:05:06.840 --> 02:05:08.540 When you say that, I thought that meant you got to like, 02:05:08.540 --> 02:05:10.520 like ban everybody into your chat or something. 02:05:10.520 --> 02:05:12.920 Well, it's applicable to multiple situations. 02:05:12.920 --> 02:05:16.200 Like when we were kicking Arke and Yugi out of the discord 02:05:16.200 --> 02:05:17.880 called in the Rocket League tournament. 02:05:17.880 --> 02:05:21.200 Backlips fucking hilarious, where they swore down your voice 02:05:21.200 --> 02:05:24.280 and you say, get in the fucking game. 02:05:24.280 --> 02:05:28.200 OK, but Joe, can I just say why I had you high up on my list? 02:05:28.200 --> 02:05:28.680 What? 02:05:28.680 --> 02:05:30.440 Well, you said you watch me. 02:05:30.440 --> 02:05:31.320 So that's like. 02:05:31.320 --> 02:05:32.200 Yeah, OK. 02:05:32.200 --> 02:05:35.560 So my point of view is biased to me, though. 02:05:35.560 --> 02:05:37.160 But let me say this, though. 02:05:37.160 --> 02:05:40.840 Joe, first off, you're one of the only streamers in the world 02:05:40.840 --> 02:05:44.440 with three or two to three gigantic, 02:05:44.440 --> 02:05:46.400 like gigantic fucking YouTube channels. 02:05:46.400 --> 02:05:49.400 Like you care way more about YouTube than you do streaming. 02:05:49.400 --> 02:05:50.960 Yeah, I mean, I go live. 02:05:50.960 --> 02:05:52.560 I don't go live to stream. 02:05:52.560 --> 02:05:55.000 I mean, I go live to stream, but I go live saying 02:05:55.000 --> 02:05:57.480 I need to get like three YouTube segments out of this. 02:05:57.480 --> 02:06:00.280 Like this will probably be like a main channel YouTube segment 02:06:00.280 --> 02:06:01.880 that I'll throw up as a video. 02:06:01.880 --> 02:06:04.520 Like I have to get a certain amount of videos out, 02:06:04.520 --> 02:06:06.320 but you perceive it that way now. 02:06:06.320 --> 02:06:09.320 And that's like what creators don't do that I hate, 02:06:09.320 --> 02:06:10.880 because it's like, how the hell are you 02:06:10.880 --> 02:06:13.160 going to stream to 30,000 active people 02:06:13.160 --> 02:06:15.400 and then post one YouTube video a month? 02:06:15.400 --> 02:06:19.840 Like, you're just not like, why are you not like posting? 02:06:19.840 --> 02:06:21.040 I just don't get it. 02:06:21.040 --> 02:06:22.760 Like they have the money, they have the editors, 02:06:22.760 --> 02:06:24.000 like just make a video. 02:06:24.000 --> 02:06:26.720 Like, you don't even have to do the work. 02:06:26.720 --> 02:06:29.080 Like it just doesn't make any sense to me. 02:06:29.080 --> 02:06:33.280 Yeah, I think you care way more about YouTube than Twitch, 02:06:33.280 --> 02:06:36.040 which obviously, I think you should. 02:06:36.040 --> 02:06:43.280 Like YouTube is just a better platform to actually create content on because chat, think 02:06:43.280 --> 02:06:44.280 about it like this. 02:06:44.280 --> 02:06:48.120 If you're streaming, like the only people who can actually consume the stream content 02:06:48.120 --> 02:06:51.880 are the people who are actually in your live stream at that exact time. 02:06:51.880 --> 02:06:54.920 When you post on YouTube, it is literally a library. 02:06:54.920 --> 02:06:59.000 Like you can put, you can put, it's like putting every time you post a YouTube video, you're 02:06:59.000 --> 02:07:00.680 putting a book into the library. 02:07:00.680 --> 02:07:05.320 Joe, before I went live today, literally 30 minutes before I went live today, I was watching 02:07:05.320 --> 02:07:07.620 your video on your philosophy channel called 02:07:07.620 --> 02:07:10.020 How Many True Fends Do You Really Have? 02:07:10.020 --> 02:07:12.500 And the video is over a year old, 02:07:12.500 --> 02:07:13.980 but every time you post a video, 02:07:13.980 --> 02:07:15.500 it's like putting a book in a library. 02:07:15.500 --> 02:07:17.940 So I think every streamer should care more about YouTube. 02:07:17.940 --> 02:07:19.580 Well, and you got to think too, bro. 02:07:19.580 --> 02:07:23.200 You see a lot of these streamers that want to make a bag, 02:07:23.200 --> 02:07:25.580 and streaming is an active job. 02:07:25.580 --> 02:07:28.260 You only make money if you are live. 02:07:28.260 --> 02:07:30.740 If you're on YouTube, you can make, 02:07:30.740 --> 02:07:34.060 I made, you watching that video made me 02:07:34.060 --> 02:07:38.220 one-third of a penny from a year ago, which isn't a lot. 02:07:38.220 --> 02:07:43.220 But over the course of years and you get 10K, 20K views, 02:07:43.660 --> 02:07:45.140 like it's passive income. 02:07:45.140 --> 02:07:47.940 And I hate feeling that because I sound like a tech pro 02:07:47.940 --> 02:07:52.460 that's like by my course, but that's what it is. 02:07:52.460 --> 02:07:54.500 Like if you have a YouTube, 02:07:54.500 --> 02:07:57.920 your people are able to watch it from years ago. 02:07:59.220 --> 02:08:01.380 Yeah, no, bro, exactly. 02:08:01.380 --> 02:08:05.100 Like, also, majority of the people who look at like this, 02:08:05.100 --> 02:08:07.320 like, let's say you're not home or whatever, 02:08:07.320 --> 02:08:11.200 like, and you just, you get home, you get home from work or whatever, 02:08:11.200 --> 02:08:14.360 and like, you have 30, 40 minutes to yourself before you go to sleep. 02:08:14.360 --> 02:08:16.020 Like, you can watch a YouTube video. 02:08:16.020 --> 02:08:17.720 Like, you could always watch a YouTube video. 02:08:17.720 --> 02:08:19.200 You can't always watch a stream. 02:08:19.200 --> 02:08:22.600 Well, that's why you build a bigger audience. 02:08:22.600 --> 02:08:24.760 You build a way bigger audience on YouTube, 02:08:24.760 --> 02:08:28.320 because it's like, not everybody could tap into a stream at a specific time, 02:08:28.320 --> 02:08:30.440 whereas you might have people that, like, 02:08:30.440 --> 02:08:33.280 JT, I would say a lot larger. 02:08:33.280 --> 02:08:35.160 I'm bigger on YouTube than I am on Twitch. 02:08:35.160 --> 02:08:37.040 I would say you're bigger on Twitch than you are on YouTube. 02:08:37.040 --> 02:08:38.960 But your YouTube is growing pretty quickly. 02:08:38.960 --> 02:08:41.440 Like, you probably have people that watch you on YouTube 02:08:41.440 --> 02:08:43.760 and never watch any of your streams. 02:08:43.760 --> 02:08:50.360 Like, and that's what you kind of need, in a sense, 02:08:50.360 --> 02:08:52.440 to like just be like, that's just what. 02:08:52.440 --> 02:08:54.720 So like, you being on YouTube is just better. 02:08:54.720 --> 02:08:55.840 It just is. 02:08:55.840 --> 02:08:57.440 Like, I'm not trying to diss streaming. 02:08:57.440 --> 02:09:00.360 But like, streaming is fun for YouTube content, 02:09:00.360 --> 02:09:02.640 because it's interactive, it makes the video better. 02:09:02.640 --> 02:09:05.360 But it's like, just raw streaming, 02:09:05.360 --> 02:09:07.480 I just don't understand. 02:09:07.480 --> 02:09:10.600 Like when people stream, they don't have any other socials. 02:09:10.600 --> 02:09:15.600 Also, the whole concept that I kind of look at it 02:09:15.600 --> 02:09:20.480 is like, think of Twitch as like a link. 02:09:20.480 --> 02:09:22.280 Like there's a lot of people that use Twitch, 02:09:22.280 --> 02:09:24.720 like for sure, Twitch has a lot of users. 02:09:24.720 --> 02:09:27.040 If you compare it to fucking YouTube, 02:09:27.040 --> 02:09:28.600 YouTube is literally an ocean. 02:09:28.600 --> 02:09:30.480 Like, everyone uses YouTube. 02:09:30.480 --> 02:09:33.280 Not everybody has Twitch, but everyone has YouTube. 02:09:33.280 --> 02:09:35.360 You know what I'm saying? 02:09:35.360 --> 02:09:37.480 Yeah, I mean, YouTube's like bigger. 02:09:37.480 --> 02:09:40.120 I think at this point, YouTube might already be larger, 02:09:40.120 --> 02:09:41.440 but I'm going to have to take that. 02:09:41.440 --> 02:09:43.240 I think YouTube in the next 5, 10 years 02:09:43.240 --> 02:09:45.320 is probably going to be the biggest streaming platform 02:09:45.320 --> 02:09:48.920 outside of Netflix, HBO, Hulu, and all of them combined by far. 02:09:48.920 --> 02:09:50.640 It might already be that. 02:09:50.640 --> 02:09:54.760 But YouTube is way, it's just better. 02:09:54.760 --> 02:09:57.840 Like, if you're somebody that, even from a money perspective, 02:09:57.840 --> 02:10:01.400 Like, yes, you can watch cool shows on fucking Netflix and shit, 02:10:01.400 --> 02:10:03.920 but it's like, bro, YouTube, there is, and like, 02:10:03.920 --> 02:10:07.880 you just doom scroll YouTube for days and just find people that you fuck with 02:10:07.880 --> 02:10:08.800 and just watch their stuff. 02:10:09.000 --> 02:10:11.000 I also think their recommendation system is better. 02:10:11.160 --> 02:10:14.200 The one thing I don't like about Twitch, and I feel bad for smaller streamers, 02:10:14.360 --> 02:10:16.320 is it's fucking impossible. 02:10:16.440 --> 02:10:18.960 I mean, you knew this because you were streaming for fucking three years before 02:10:18.960 --> 02:10:19.720 you got an audience. 02:10:19.880 --> 02:10:25.040 It's impossible to fucking grow on YouTube raw or not YouTube on Twitch raw. 02:10:25.040 --> 02:10:31.860 Like, if you're not getting clipped, the odds that you blow up is, like, 0.0000001%, 02:10:31.860 --> 02:10:33.420 even if you're the best streamer of all time. 02:10:33.420 --> 02:10:39.200 Because nobody's gonna fucking find you scrolling 90 pages down on a specific game category, 02:10:39.200 --> 02:10:41.200 because they're not gonna get— you're not gonna get recommended. 02:10:42.240 --> 02:10:42.740 Yeah. 02:10:42.740 --> 02:10:48.040 Yeah, you can actually be like an incredible streamer and have five viewers. 02:10:48.040 --> 02:10:51.240 Bro, most of the big streamers you know— like, not all. 02:10:51.240 --> 02:10:55.400 Like for example, Joe, you were huge on TikTok before you started swimming on Twitch. 02:10:56.520 --> 02:10:59.880 Kaseo was big on TikTok before he started swimming on Twitch like a lot. 02:10:59.880 --> 02:11:03.160 No, Kaseo blew up on TikTok simultaneously. 02:11:03.160 --> 02:11:05.320 Did you watch that, bro? You should watch that video about Kaseo. 02:11:05.320 --> 02:11:09.080 No, no, no, I know. I just mean like, Kaseo was, 02:11:09.080 --> 02:11:11.320 he blew up because he was streaming and posting his TikToks. 02:11:11.320 --> 02:11:13.720 Yes, see that enabled him to grow. 02:11:13.720 --> 02:11:17.080 Kaseo got an audience because he had like explosive clips. 02:11:17.080 --> 02:11:19.640 Like he had the best clips for like when he was a tiny streamer, 02:11:19.640 --> 02:11:21.440 You know what I mean? Like, you said huge clips. 02:11:21.440 --> 02:11:26.720 So, like, without TikTok and without attaching yourself to a niche, 02:11:26.720 --> 02:11:30.880 like, if you're not, like, the best player at your game, 02:11:30.880 --> 02:11:32.920 or one of the best players at your game, 02:11:32.920 --> 02:11:34.480 and you're not using TikTok, 02:11:34.480 --> 02:11:37.720 like, I don't even know if it's possible to, like, blow up as a streamer. 02:11:37.720 --> 02:11:38.220 Like, actually... 02:11:38.220 --> 02:11:39.760 No, I agree. 02:11:39.760 --> 02:11:43.120 And I think that I think if you want to stream, 02:11:43.120 --> 02:11:45.720 like, people always ask, I mean, you probably get asked that shit, too, 02:11:45.720 --> 02:11:46.920 like advice for streaming. 02:11:46.920 --> 02:12:00.920 I always say you have to be cross platform posting the odds of blowing up is really low, but you still have to be consistent to even have a chance and then like, I think I got lucky during COVID as well, right, because that's when like, people were able to like start streaming. 02:12:00.920 --> 02:12:11.920 The one thing that I wanted to say that was, if you're going live and you're posting cross platform, that is giving you the best odds. And then on top of that, you. 02:12:11.920 --> 02:12:16.840 Oh my god, what was I just gonna say? What the fuck were you just saying? I just lost my train of thought 02:12:18.040 --> 02:12:21.200 We were just talking about how hard the discovery is on Twitch. Oh 02:12:21.760 --> 02:12:24.960 My god, how hard the discovery is on Twitch. Yeah, we bring 02:12:26.480 --> 02:12:28.480 Yeah 02:12:28.720 --> 02:12:34.320 The realistic way to be a streamer like the actual realistic way which is still unrealistic 02:12:34.480 --> 02:12:38.920 Yeah, but like not everybody's gonna be I show speed bro. Like not like that's not real 02:12:38.920 --> 02:12:42.640 Oh, I remember what I was gonna say. I remember what I was gonna say. Oh, go now go now. Okay 02:12:43.760 --> 02:12:49.080 Before the weed brain leads again, yo, you know, no, no, no, no, I'm not not high right now 02:12:49.840 --> 02:12:54.400 I was gonna say if the people that stream like 02:12:55.520 --> 02:13:00.780 Low competitive gameplay, they're not personality streamers. They don't want to blow up 02:13:01.360 --> 02:13:07.320 Being entertaining they want to blow up playing like Valorant, but they're hard stuck gold, too 02:13:07.320 --> 02:13:17.180 No one is watching that shit. Like that's that's the problem and I like I don't want to be a dip when I say that because I'm also shit at video games 02:13:17.280 --> 02:13:24.540 But I'm not sitting here going oh people are watching for my fucking plat rocket league gameplay like nobody wants to see 02:13:26.800 --> 02:13:34.540 When I started streaming on my Jinxie account was like 2019 I streamed before that on like multiple other accounts 02:13:34.540 --> 02:13:37.700 I had an account called I Sweat Games. 02:13:37.700 --> 02:13:39.940 I showed my chat, I was like a sophomore in high school. 02:13:39.940 --> 02:13:41.500 I didn't even hit puberty yet. 02:13:41.500 --> 02:13:43.140 And I would sit there and play Fortnite, 02:13:43.140 --> 02:13:45.100 just silently not even talking. 02:13:45.100 --> 02:13:47.620 And I was like, I was terrible at Fortnite. 02:13:47.620 --> 02:13:48.700 I was playing on Xbox. 02:13:48.700 --> 02:13:49.980 I was awful at the game. 02:13:49.980 --> 02:13:51.260 I was barely talking. 02:13:51.260 --> 02:13:52.660 And I'm like, why is this not working? 02:13:52.660 --> 02:13:53.500 You know what I mean? 02:13:53.500 --> 02:13:55.380 And I think a lot of people have that mindset. 02:13:55.380 --> 02:13:57.700 But I think the realistic way to be a streamer, 02:13:57.700 --> 02:14:00.260 like to be a full-time streamer and have it be a job, 02:14:00.260 --> 02:14:02.980 is like, you have to attach yourself to a niche. 02:14:02.980 --> 02:14:04.540 Oh my god, yes. 02:14:04.540 --> 02:14:07.580 Yes, because that's how I got to like 80 viewers, 02:14:07.580 --> 02:14:09.740 was I had to attach myself to a niche 02:14:09.740 --> 02:14:12.460 and get really fucking good at a video game. 02:14:12.460 --> 02:14:13.300 You know what I mean? 02:14:13.300 --> 02:14:16.580 Bro example, Squeaks, Super Mario speedrunning. 02:14:16.580 --> 02:14:19.300 Like, if you're able to build an audience 02:14:19.300 --> 02:14:22.740 to 100 viewers doing something, have them fuck with you, 02:14:22.740 --> 02:14:25.420 then you're able to just transition to other shit. 02:14:25.420 --> 02:14:29.060 Like you did R6, I did Rocket League and Minecraft. 02:14:29.060 --> 02:14:31.060 I only played Rocket League and Minecraft every day 02:14:31.060 --> 02:14:32.180 for like six months. 02:14:32.180 --> 02:14:34.420 If you look at my Twitch tracker, I had an audience. 02:14:34.420 --> 02:14:37.820 I finally switched to variety, lost like 30%, 40% of my viewers. 02:14:37.820 --> 02:14:39.380 But then I was able to build it up slowly. 02:14:39.380 --> 02:14:43.540 Like I used to just play the same two games every day. 02:14:43.540 --> 02:14:44.940 Dude, I did not know Joe. 02:14:44.940 --> 02:14:47.620 I did not know you were a dedicated Rocket League streamer. 02:14:47.620 --> 02:14:48.780 I knew you liked Fortnite a lot. 02:14:48.780 --> 02:14:51.020 Bro, I would go live for like three hours. 02:14:51.020 --> 02:14:54.220 This is when it was my freshman year in college. 02:14:54.220 --> 02:14:55.100 It was COVID. 02:14:55.100 --> 02:14:56.620 And I was like, ah, fuck it. 02:14:56.620 --> 02:14:57.940 I'll just try streaming. 02:14:57.940 --> 02:15:01.220 I would go live for like two hours every day. 02:15:01.220 --> 02:15:02.020 And that's it. 02:15:02.020 --> 02:15:04.100 and I would just doom key Rocket League. 02:15:04.100 --> 02:15:05.780 And I would shout it out and I'd be like, 02:15:05.780 --> 02:15:08.240 come follow my Twitch. 02:15:08.240 --> 02:15:09.740 It was rough. 02:15:09.740 --> 02:15:13.180 Rocket League is the greatest game ever though, 02:15:13.180 --> 02:15:15.620 to play like off stream and just blast me. 02:15:15.620 --> 02:15:17.660 Like I actually love Rocket League. 02:15:17.660 --> 02:15:18.980 Oh, it's not, yeah, it's like, I mean, 02:15:18.980 --> 02:15:20.620 it's just muscle memory. 02:15:20.620 --> 02:15:22.860 Like you could kind of be mindless. 02:15:22.860 --> 02:15:24.700 It's active to learn it and then mindless 02:15:24.700 --> 02:15:25.540 to play outside of it. 02:15:25.540 --> 02:15:27.340 That's what I do with like Marvel Rivals. 02:15:27.340 --> 02:15:29.020 I'll play that shit off stream. 02:15:29.020 --> 02:15:33.780 And it's just like, you could just mindlessly play that game. 02:15:33.780 --> 02:15:36.380 Like once you know what you're doing. 02:15:36.380 --> 02:15:39.700 Yeah, but like, Chad, you don't have to be insanely, 02:15:39.700 --> 02:15:42.060 like, you don't have to be insanely good. 02:15:42.060 --> 02:15:42.780 OK. 02:15:42.780 --> 02:15:44.580 You have to be either really good at a game 02:15:44.580 --> 02:15:45.900 or really fucking funny. 02:15:45.900 --> 02:15:47.460 Like, I think I saw Tim the Tapman say that. 02:15:47.460 --> 02:15:49.700 You have to be really good at a game or really funny 02:15:49.700 --> 02:15:50.740 to even, like, get a niche. 02:15:50.740 --> 02:15:54.900 No, but really good, meaning almost pro. 02:15:54.900 --> 02:15:57.100 Not ascendant, invalorant. 02:15:57.100 --> 02:16:00.980 You have to be like Muda good or better. 02:16:00.980 --> 02:16:03.100 Like out of video game. 02:16:03.100 --> 02:16:07.980 Like that's the only, the only way, like you have to be, 02:16:07.980 --> 02:16:09.460 I mean, like you're good at rainbow, 02:16:09.460 --> 02:16:13.200 but like you're popular because you're fucking funny, right? 02:16:14.280 --> 02:16:15.120 Yeah, I'm not like that. 02:16:15.120 --> 02:16:16.540 You're saying so cheating. 02:16:16.540 --> 02:16:17.380 Okay, Muda not. 02:16:18.580 --> 02:16:21.080 I'm not a pro level R6 player by any means. 02:16:22.220 --> 02:16:23.140 But like, I, like- 02:16:23.140 --> 02:16:24.740 No, you're not pro, but you're good enough 02:16:24.740 --> 02:16:26.020 to make funny clips 02:16:26.020 --> 02:16:27.500 and also have entertaining gameplay, 02:16:27.500 --> 02:16:29.940 which is like a good combination. 02:16:29.940 --> 02:16:30.860 Yeah. 02:16:30.860 --> 02:16:32.980 No, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure. 02:16:32.980 --> 02:16:37.020 But yeah, I don't even know how we got even to this time. 02:16:37.020 --> 02:16:37.940 We got sidetracked. 02:16:37.940 --> 02:16:40.460 It was a bit of a podcast segment just now. 02:16:40.460 --> 02:16:42.060 Yeah, we did get sidetracked. 02:16:42.060 --> 02:16:44.300 But it was a good segment. 02:16:44.300 --> 02:16:47.940 Wait, so Joe, do you have your finalized list or no? 02:16:47.940 --> 02:16:50.580 Bro, I don't really think I could do a top 20 right now 02:16:50.580 --> 02:16:51.500 finalized list. 02:16:51.500 --> 02:16:54.060 I feel like that's a half-assed. 02:16:54.060 --> 02:16:57.420 Like, I think I could do, realistically, 02:16:57.420 --> 02:16:59.380 top 20 streamers of all time. 02:16:59.380 --> 02:17:01.420 Like, that's easier for me. 02:17:01.420 --> 02:17:03.940 It's a lot easier. 02:17:03.940 --> 02:17:07.380 Like, it seems like it'd be harder, but there's just locks. 02:17:07.380 --> 02:17:08.180 You know? 02:17:08.180 --> 02:17:10.900 Like, top 20 streamers all time, you're going Tyler1. 02:17:10.900 --> 02:17:11.580 You're going Nijio. 02:17:11.580 --> 02:17:12.700 You're going Summit. 02:17:12.700 --> 02:17:15.500 Like, there's people that just make the list definitively. 02:17:15.500 --> 02:17:18.140 Who is your Mount Rushmore streamers, Joe? 02:17:18.140 --> 02:17:19.820 So four picks? 02:17:19.820 --> 02:17:20.860 You have four picks. 02:17:20.860 --> 02:17:22.380 And like, if you make something, whatever. 02:17:22.380 --> 02:17:24.380 or whatever. 02:17:24.380 --> 02:17:24.880 Yeah. 02:17:28.240 --> 02:17:31.220 I have to go ninja just because he 02:17:31.220 --> 02:17:33.260 was the first streamer I ever watched. 02:17:33.260 --> 02:17:36.340 And I remember being sophomore year in high school, 02:17:36.340 --> 02:17:39.180 I was watching YouTube videos and streams of ninja 02:17:39.180 --> 02:17:42.220 getting like 50 kill solo squad games. 02:17:42.220 --> 02:17:43.980 Like he's on there. 02:17:47.020 --> 02:17:49.780 I'm also going to throw some if I'm being real. 02:17:49.780 --> 02:17:57.340 OG kind of started streaming space has basically been streaming 12 hours a day 15 hours a day every day for the last fucking 02:17:57.880 --> 02:18:01.440 910 years like that guy's dedicated 02:18:02.340 --> 02:18:04.340 Yeah, I'm gonna throw 02:18:05.220 --> 02:18:10.540 Speed on that list because I think he is a top streamer all time and top streamer right now 02:18:10.540 --> 02:18:13.320 And I'm gonna finalize it out with somebody that a lot of people 02:18:14.060 --> 02:18:18.900 Probably would disagree with I'm going to say Ludwig because he got me into modern streaming 02:18:18.900 --> 02:18:20.900 I used to watch his Pogo stuck 02:18:21.480 --> 02:18:27.540 Gameplays and I think he paved a lot of current gaming challenges that people do today like Brovy bro and other shit 02:18:28.300 --> 02:18:30.300 also Ludwig um 02:18:30.300 --> 02:18:33.920 Ludwig like catapulted the whole subathon concept, but he actually did 02:18:34.460 --> 02:18:40.660 He actually did like the original subathon because like the original reason or the whole concept of a subathon is 02:18:41.300 --> 02:18:43.980 You don't end the stream until the donation stop 02:18:43.980 --> 02:18:48.980 So like a lot of it was live for like check how long was it 30? It was it was a month. It was one month 02:18:48.980 --> 02:18:52.220 You cut it was one month. Okay, but like he kept going 02:18:52.900 --> 02:18:57.580 Because like he kept getting subs. Yeah, I thought that concept was so fucking cool 02:18:57.580 --> 02:19:00.740 No, and it was it didn't feel like a bag of fun 02:19:01.540 --> 02:19:06.500 it no he he wanted to get off by like day 20 and 02:19:07.020 --> 02:19:09.100 It was like, okay fine 02:19:09.100 --> 02:19:16.860 I'll stick out a month and it was like I'll get it done because he had already passed the goal or he had already passed the record and 02:19:16.900 --> 02:19:19.300 Then it was like he went another 10 days or some shit 02:19:20.700 --> 02:19:26.780 Yeah, so yeah, it didn't feel I don't know. I think subathons today kind of lost their 02:19:27.940 --> 02:19:29.940 Their oomph that they had 02:19:29.940 --> 02:19:34.420 I think subathons used to feel like a big community involvement 02:19:34.420 --> 02:19:38.820 And it was like a cool event to basically be able to tune into your favorite streamer any day 02:19:38.820 --> 02:19:45.540 Any time of the day for like a month and they'd be live and now like most subathons just feel like hey 02:19:45.940 --> 02:19:50.980 We're gonna have like a million goals that like fucking 30k subs. I'll shave my head for 02:19:52.140 --> 02:19:54.860 $300,000. It's like bro. That's not 02:19:55.700 --> 02:19:57.700 That's not a reasonable goal 02:19:58.140 --> 02:20:01.760 Yeah, you shave you shave your head in your eyebrows when you lose a rocket league game 02:20:02.260 --> 02:20:07.380 Yeah, I also don't think like I don't know if I'd ever want to do a stuff about like 02:20:07.380 --> 02:20:16.380 I don't know if I'd ever want to be on camera 24 seven like that. That would suck. It was fucking like I'm having some personal life. You know what I mean? Yeah, I 02:20:17.380 --> 02:20:19.380 Don't know 02:20:19.380 --> 02:20:21.260 Like I don't know 02:20:21.260 --> 02:20:26.100 Yeah, but I think I don't know like Ludwig's concept because that was like 2022 02:20:26.100 --> 02:20:30.620 I think right but I remember when Ludwig did like the first like big big big sabbatone 02:20:30.620 --> 02:20:32.620 Like I thought it was such a cool idea 02:20:32.620 --> 02:20:38.220 Yeah, my mouth rush more of streamers would probably be different than that. No, it was March of 2021 02:20:39.140 --> 02:20:40.200 See, that's what I'm saying 02:20:40.200 --> 02:20:45.340 And I know a lot of people probably would disagree with that take but like you got to realize like for a lot of like paved paved 02:20:45.340 --> 02:20:49.820 A lot of new avenues for streamers like he made a lot of shit popular 02:20:50.180 --> 02:20:51.700 Yeah 02:20:51.700 --> 02:20:58.640 And he's one of the first youtubers or he's one of the first streamers that got bigger on YouTube 02:20:58.640 --> 02:21:05.640 from stream like he did the method of I'm just gonna stream something and put it on YouTube 02:21:05.640 --> 02:21:12.600 I'm gonna stream something put it on YouTube like which is also just sick so yep all right well 02:21:12.600 --> 02:21:17.620 I gotta go play a horror game. I'm sorry. I took up too much of your time. I just want to know 02:21:17.620 --> 02:21:23.200 That was fun, bro. All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow for did you tell your chat about the yeah 02:21:23.200 --> 02:21:29.160 Okay, yes, sir. I'll see you tomorrow, buddy. All right, bro. I'll see you tomorrow. Peace. Yeah, catch you 02:21:30.040 --> 02:21:33.040 W. James. He got a lot of them other fucker Chris. Thank you for the five 02:21:33.040 --> 02:21:34.880 But watching the content for a while found your lane right now 02:21:34.880 --> 02:21:40.200 I do reactions of food content streaming personality stuff not trying to box myself in took a month off streaming to focus on YouTube 02:21:40.200 --> 02:21:44.280 Building stronger content overall. That's perfectly fine. What I asked about help you most finding your niche and growing your twitch 02:21:45.440 --> 02:21:49.920 Dude, it's just time man. It's just like it's like you're learning a skill 02:21:49.920 --> 02:21:54.680 Like I I you're not just born to be a streamer like I don't think anybody is 02:21:54.900 --> 02:21:59.680 Genetically just better at it like it's a learned thing like you just get better at any entertaining people over time 02:21:59.680 --> 02:22:03.840 You understand what you want to know more over time like it that's that's all it is 02:22:03.840 --> 02:22:09.360 You know like I there's no real like method to speed that process up if you if you know what I mean 02:22:11.520 --> 02:22:15.840 Drift and pup taken to the sub Norie to the sub bagel deuce pump Norie snap MK 02:22:15.840 --> 02:22:17.800 Nathan, Rocket, and Derby for the sub, 02:22:17.800 --> 02:22:19.080 they take it for the three. 02:22:19.080 --> 02:22:21.000 Love you, Joe, I appreciate you big and long 02:22:21.000 --> 02:22:23.480 with the sub, Dustin, Worm, Callie, Gaming, 02:22:23.480 --> 02:22:25.560 take it for the sub, DK for the five. 02:22:25.560 --> 02:22:28.320 Aiden for the three, Drasso for the three, 02:22:28.320 --> 02:22:30.520 Seer, I am, Si, Anton, and Tskety, 02:22:30.520 --> 02:22:31.880 take it for the three. 02:22:31.880 --> 02:22:34.120 Kasey, take it for the sub. 02:22:34.120 --> 02:22:35.520 You'll never know who truly, 02:22:35.520 --> 02:22:39.000 you'll never know truly know who your most known chatter is 02:22:39.000 --> 02:22:40.480 because a lot of old gen tatters have fallen off, 02:22:40.480 --> 02:22:41.320 that's true. 02:22:41.320 --> 02:22:42.240 Omni, take it for the five, 02:22:42.240 --> 02:22:44.120 Ali, take it for the three, 02:22:44.120 --> 02:22:44.960 Riley, take it for the sub, 02:22:44.960 --> 02:22:48.800 up for the sub start for the three 808 and I around think of the sub chat sorry if I didn't read any 02:22:48.800 --> 02:22:57.440 don't knows I I missed a lot my apologies hold up I need to hop into this next game do we want to 02:22:57.440 --> 02:23:04.320 do the goddess dead game now or the fucking pyromaniac game first in stream or like death stop and 02:23:04.320 --> 02:23:10.480 guests and like brick the whole concept of like bringing rappers on stream like that whole blueprint 02:23:10.480 --> 02:23:15.200 like I would watch those streams all the time in 2021 literally um 02:23:16.400 --> 02:23:22.320 Like Aiden made streaming mainstream in the sense of like yeah, Aiden was on I should have put Aiden on that list 02:23:22.320 --> 02:23:24.320 I didn't have Aiden on that list 02:23:24.320 --> 02:23:30.480 That's the only other thing I would say like it's hard. It's hard because I'm not tapped into the kick space at all 02:23:31.120 --> 02:23:32.880 Like I don't know 02:23:32.880 --> 02:23:38.320 Outside of clips I see on tech talk or twitter like I have no idea what's going on on kick 02:23:38.320 --> 02:23:43.960 Like I don't know if that's relatable to you guys, but like outside of what I'm seeing on on like 02:23:43.960 --> 02:23:48.560 I don't I don't ever go on kick. You know any mean like I'm ever pulling up kick calm 02:23:48.880 --> 02:23:53.920 The only okay, the only time I used to pull up get calm is I used to DJ and watch 02:23:54.320 --> 02:23:57.080 train wrecks state calm gambling streams on 02:23:58.800 --> 02:24:04.000 Twitch like when you stream for 48 hours just like high on coke or like whatever drugs he was on 02:24:04.000 --> 02:24:08.580 And he would just be sitting there going just spinning like hundred case lots for like days 02:24:10.140 --> 02:24:12.140 And when he switched I would watch 02:24:14.140 --> 02:24:16.780 But that was it like I haven't seen 02:24:22.700 --> 02:24:25.780 I gotta throw this up give me a literally a minute and we're gonna hop into the game 02:24:25.780 --> 02:24:29.860 We're gonna do pyro maniac then goddess that sorry if that got so sidetracked though chat 02:24:29.860 --> 02:24:32.100 I thought it was just like a fun segment to be able to talk about that 02:24:34.000 --> 02:24:41.000 If you only read on. 02:25:04.000 --> 02:25:06.000 You 02:25:34.000 --> 02:25:46.840 Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. I'm having thoughts, chat, 02:25:46.840 --> 02:25:53.560 and I'm going to share them with you. Walder sponsors very chill that we're about to do, 02:25:53.560 --> 02:25:56.840 and I'm very excited to play the game. Not sponsored right now, I'm genuinely excited 02:25:56.840 --> 02:26:01.480 to play the game. When they hit me up, I was like, hell yeah, I'll play that shit. I don't 02:26:01.480 --> 02:26:13.160 to be high for that, but I would maybe eat an edible and play some shit after. So, do 02:26:13.160 --> 02:26:20.520 we do that now and then transition into another game after? Does that make sense? 02:26:20.520 --> 02:26:27.040 I think I high one day this week. That means I deserve getting high the rest of the, that 02:26:27.040 --> 02:26:29.040 That's because I deserve getting half the rest of the week, right? 02:26:30.040 --> 02:26:31.040 Just logically, you know? 02:26:31.040 --> 02:26:34.040 I mean, that's just like, what makes no sense, I mean... 02:26:37.040 --> 02:26:39.040 Just like, you know. 02:26:41.040 --> 02:26:43.040 Hold up. I gotta send this to my editor. 02:26:47.040 --> 02:26:48.040 Oh my god. 02:26:52.040 --> 02:26:56.040 I'm just trying to do all this shit so I can fucking not have a million and five things. 02:26:57.040 --> 02:27:00.120 All right, I think we should be good. 02:27:02.480 --> 02:27:03.320 Let's lock it in. 02:27:03.920 --> 02:27:05.400 Goose, think of the subject, take a bit of thread. 02:27:05.400 --> 02:27:07.560 You think it's a good idea to live stream some of the sailing races I do. 02:27:07.560 --> 02:27:08.440 They aren't small races. 02:27:08.440 --> 02:27:12.800 These are weak and long, or weak long excursions. 02:27:13.000 --> 02:27:15.560 If you have the equipment to, yeah, but I mean, I don't know what the input 02:27:15.560 --> 02:27:18.600 cost would be for like having the Wi-Fi and the capability to do that. 02:27:18.880 --> 02:27:20.920 Light and goose for the sub-employed from the thousand five-inch buddies. 02:27:21.160 --> 02:27:24.560 Might be better to vlog and make a video, though, if you're able to chop it down. 02:27:24.560 --> 02:27:26.720 Studying abroad this summer, I have a lot of social anxiety. 02:27:26.720 --> 02:27:29.240 Any tips? 02:27:29.240 --> 02:27:32.200 It's really just putting yourself out there. 02:27:32.200 --> 02:27:33.800 I can't really give you a tip in that sense. 02:27:33.800 --> 02:27:36.880 It's just like repetition makes you less nervous. 02:27:36.880 --> 02:27:39.360 The more prepared you are, the more encounters you've had, 02:27:39.360 --> 02:27:40.920 the less nervous you feel about them. 02:27:40.920 --> 02:27:42.200 Like if you're an introverted person 02:27:42.200 --> 02:27:46.480 or you have social anxiety, I used to be very introverted. 02:27:46.480 --> 02:27:49.200 And I still am introverted in a lot of social situations. 02:27:49.200 --> 02:27:50.800 I think I'm an ambivert in that sense. 02:27:50.800 --> 02:27:53.560 But I've been able to be a lot more introverted 02:27:53.560 --> 02:27:59.380 just because I've kind of forced myself to be mingling with people, you know, like the 02:27:59.380 --> 02:28:03.740 more you do it, the easier it is. What's your favorite game of all time? Minecraft. Why? 02:28:03.740 --> 02:28:08.660 It's obvious. One Uke and radar for the sub. So much capability. It's basically just real 02:28:08.660 --> 02:28:12.220 life and you can just do whatever the fuck you want. There's a million servers, mods. 02:28:12.220 --> 02:28:16.900 Like Minecraft is a game that could be any other game. It's basically like just an infinite 02:28:16.900 --> 02:28:21.300 server of just stuff. Been streaming for a few months, found success, but I struggle 02:28:21.300 --> 02:28:23.040 I'm not gonna branch out any tips. 02:28:23.040 --> 02:28:25.560 Average 250 to 300 within six months. 02:28:26.400 --> 02:28:27.480 It's just clipping, man, 02:28:27.480 --> 02:28:29.080 being able to post content elsewhere. 02:28:29.080 --> 02:28:31.800 I think YouTube breeds a lot of new Twitch viewers, 02:28:31.800 --> 02:28:32.720 if I'm being honest, 02:28:32.720 --> 02:28:35.020 but I can't really help you get into that, 02:28:35.020 --> 02:28:35.920 if you know what I mean. 02:28:35.920 --> 02:28:37.320 All right, let's lock in now. 02:28:38.680 --> 02:28:39.640 Let's lock in though, chat. 02:28:39.640 --> 02:28:40.880 It's time to grind. 02:28:41.720 --> 02:28:42.680 Fortnite? 02:28:42.680 --> 02:28:44.480 Is he still rambling us or anything? 02:28:44.480 --> 02:28:46.880 I don't know why he doesn't do that shit anymore. 02:28:48.080 --> 02:28:49.280 Also, hey, Los, it's me. 02:28:49.280 --> 02:28:51.280 Yeah, I'm gonna ask him about that guy. 02:28:51.280 --> 02:28:54.080 Chad, do you know this guy? 02:28:54.080 --> 02:28:57.680 Chad, oh, he's 1v1ing Loos for 2. 02:28:57.680 --> 02:28:59.880 Oh my god, it's a 2K wager. 02:28:59.880 --> 02:29:02.000 He's about to get cooked. 02:29:02.000 --> 02:29:05.080 Is it Loos, like, really good at 2K? 02:29:05.080 --> 02:29:06.200 Been mainly a YouTuber here. 02:29:06.200 --> 02:29:06.880 Lucky to watch. 02:29:06.880 --> 02:29:07.720 Streams also curious. 02:29:07.720 --> 02:29:09.280 Have you ever heard of the juice of juice client? 02:29:09.280 --> 02:29:09.880 Yeah. 02:29:09.880 --> 02:29:12.520 I would have watched it if I had gone to Coachella this year. 02:29:12.520 --> 02:29:13.400 All right, yeah, lock in. 02:29:13.400 --> 02:29:15.960 Chad, don't send vets right now. 02:29:15.960 --> 02:29:17.960 All right, let's rip this game first 02:29:17.960 --> 02:29:21.880 and then potentially see what we could get into after. 02:29:21.880 --> 02:29:23.140 I got to change title though. 02:29:36.160 --> 02:29:38.720 I'm going to go P first too. 02:29:38.720 --> 02:29:40.720 I don't know if there's a category for this. 02:29:45.120 --> 02:29:46.320 I think you got to put us in game. 02:29:46.320 --> 02:29:48.080 I'm gonna put some games and demos. 02:29:52.560 --> 02:29:55.400 Mods, could you pin this? 02:29:57.800 --> 02:29:58.720 Wait, no, I can just pin it. 02:29:58.720 --> 02:29:59.840 I'm a dumbass. 02:29:59.840 --> 02:30:01.440 God. 02:30:01.440 --> 02:30:02.280 All right, there it is. 02:30:02.280 --> 02:30:03.680 Yeah, we're gonna be playing God is Dead 02:30:03.680 --> 02:30:04.520 and I'm starving. 02:30:04.520 --> 02:30:05.640 Check in a minute, I'm gonna piss 02:30:05.640 --> 02:30:07.040 and then we're gonna rip it. 02:30:08.080 --> 02:30:09.440 Let's go. 02:30:09.440 --> 02:30:11.560 Count me down, I'm sorry we've been so delayed 02:30:11.560 --> 02:30:12.560 all over the place. 02:30:13.640 --> 02:30:15.400 I'm trying to be more spontaneous. 02:30:16.320 --> 02:30:23.320 This is a fire song, by the way, you're welcome. 02:31:46.320 --> 02:32:04.760 So what do we think about this song? 02:32:04.760 --> 02:32:06.840 So was it good? 02:32:06.840 --> 02:32:08.680 Biker and Gassy take it for the sub. 02:32:08.680 --> 02:32:09.680 Okay chat. 02:32:09.680 --> 02:32:12.040 Jixie ready to do one? 02:32:12.040 --> 02:32:14.040 He can't rank me one, bro. 02:32:14.040 --> 02:32:15.040 What do you mean? 02:32:15.040 --> 02:32:22.720 me is you doing a revised list to use on NBA like oh that I watch like every night where 02:32:22.720 --> 02:32:28.860 I can watch every night so I would say like Ron I watched Ron a lot dude top streamers 02:32:28.860 --> 02:32:38.480 I watch the most no order Jinxie squeaks I watch squeaks all fucking time Ludwig 02:32:38.480 --> 02:32:47.840 K-So, I watch K-So at night, but I'm usually playing games at the same time. 02:32:47.840 --> 02:32:50.800 He's like side monitor content for me. 02:32:50.800 --> 02:32:52.300 Um, yourself? 02:32:52.300 --> 02:32:53.960 No, I don't watch myself. 02:32:53.960 --> 02:32:54.960 PapaMeat. 02:32:54.960 --> 02:32:56.120 I don't watch PapaMeat stream. 02:32:56.120 --> 02:32:58.200 I watch his YouTube videos. 02:32:58.200 --> 02:32:59.480 I'm fucking streams. 02:32:59.480 --> 02:33:01.080 Like I'm watching people live. 02:33:01.080 --> 02:33:02.080 Rekai? 02:33:02.080 --> 02:33:07.000 I deadass will tap into a Rekai stream to see what the fuck he's even doing. 02:33:07.000 --> 02:33:15.080 every day I'm like Rekai's live what's happening. Archey, I'll watch Archey a little bit. I don't, 02:33:15.080 --> 02:33:20.520 I'm not a viewer of Rekai, I'll watch it for like two minutes and being like what is he doing? 02:33:20.520 --> 02:33:25.640 And most of the time he's like and then we'll say something he's going off on someone and then 02:33:25.640 --> 02:33:31.080 somebody goes off on him they and then and then I just tap out. Like it's usually it's usually 02:33:31.080 --> 02:33:42.200 just like screaming at someone clav um no i don't watch clav god who else do i watch on stream 02:33:42.200 --> 02:33:48.680 muda i've i've watched muda a little bit but like i don't really watch that many streamers oh i watch 02:33:48.680 --> 02:33:54.200 chress a lot i watch coach arzuzi sneak like all my boys but outside of that i'll watch agent a 02:33:54.200 --> 02:33:58.200 little bit if he's live when i'm not but he's usually streaming the same time i am that's like 02:33:58.200 --> 02:33:59.240 I like the thing with Jamesy, too. 02:33:59.240 --> 02:34:00.760 It's like me and him are live at the same time, 02:34:00.760 --> 02:34:02.680 so I'm not usually watching his shit. 02:34:04.400 --> 02:34:06.880 Cause we're like same time slot. 02:34:06.880 --> 02:34:08.880 Danny, the three of the five. 02:34:08.880 --> 02:34:10.160 Really like the geo attorney you did. 02:34:10.160 --> 02:34:11.240 Wanted to say you did an incredible job 02:34:11.240 --> 02:34:12.200 with organizing the event. 02:34:12.200 --> 02:34:13.560 Just one of the running reasons why you're one 02:34:13.560 --> 02:34:14.400 of my favorite streamers. 02:34:14.400 --> 02:34:15.240 Thank you. 02:34:15.240 --> 02:34:16.400 Blake, Jesse, Extreme for the sub R6, 02:34:16.400 --> 02:34:17.240 thank you for the three. 02:34:17.240 --> 02:34:19.120 All right, yo, walk in chat. 02:34:19.120 --> 02:34:21.520 Walk in chat. 02:34:21.520 --> 02:34:25.720 We are playing a game today called God is Dead. 02:34:25.720 --> 02:34:26.920 This game is going to be sponsored. 02:34:26.920 --> 02:34:28.180 It's a short itch game. 02:34:28.180 --> 02:34:30.080 It's an episodic game. 02:34:30.080 --> 02:34:32.840 Exclamation point, G-I-D, in chat right now. 02:34:32.840 --> 02:34:35.640 You can play it for free on itch.io. 02:34:35.640 --> 02:34:37.200 You can just download it on their page. 02:34:37.200 --> 02:34:38.240 You don't even need an account. 02:34:38.240 --> 02:34:41.340 You just download, and you can play on a new computer. 02:34:42.720 --> 02:34:45.680 Episode two, you can wishlist on Steam. 02:34:45.680 --> 02:34:46.680 So stay tuned for that. 02:34:46.680 --> 02:34:49.800 We're going to be playing episode one, obviously, today. 02:34:49.800 --> 02:34:51.880 I'll be voice acting, getting into it. 02:34:51.880 --> 02:34:53.800 It's supposed to be a pretty dark game. 02:34:53.800 --> 02:34:57.160 I've tried to keep myself mostly in the dark about it, 02:34:57.160 --> 02:34:59.000 just because I don't, mostly in the dark, 02:34:59.000 --> 02:34:59.840 I'm out of dark game, 02:34:59.840 --> 02:35:01.800 just because I don't want to spoil it for myself. 02:35:01.800 --> 02:35:04.520 But there's alpha, omega, betas in the game. 02:35:04.520 --> 02:35:06.920 They make fun of a lot of stuff. 02:35:06.920 --> 02:35:10.680 It's supposed to be a pretty dark game as you go on. 02:35:10.680 --> 02:35:13.640 So, I'm excited. 02:35:13.640 --> 02:35:14.480 Let's lock in. 02:35:15.400 --> 02:35:16.360 I gotta launch it real quick. 02:35:16.360 --> 02:35:17.760 I might have to change some settings. 02:35:17.760 --> 02:35:20.080 I don't know how many settings there are in this game though. 02:35:20.080 --> 02:35:21.720 This game includes flashing visuals, 02:35:21.720 --> 02:35:23.560 light effects that may trigger discomfort or seizures 02:35:23.560 --> 02:35:25.360 for individuals with photos out of sensitivity, 02:35:25.360 --> 02:35:28.240 epilepsy or other light sensitivities. 02:35:28.240 --> 02:35:29.600 So I'm saying it out loud. 02:35:29.600 --> 02:35:30.880 We're gonna keep the game pinned, 02:35:30.880 --> 02:35:34.280 but epilepsy warning for anyone in chat that has epilepsy. 02:35:34.280 --> 02:35:35.760 Dorito, thank you for this time. 02:35:35.760 --> 02:35:37.760 I 02:36:05.760 --> 02:36:20.760 I'm just saying that is so, that shit was so loud. 02:36:20.760 --> 02:36:23.320 Oh my god. 02:36:23.320 --> 02:36:24.320 Is that good? 02:36:24.320 --> 02:36:25.960 I think the rest I can keep up. 02:36:25.960 --> 02:36:27.960 I'll turn everything down a little bit. 02:36:27.960 --> 02:36:30.920 I'll keep it at like 80. 02:36:30.920 --> 02:36:32.920 Always dash off command, remember? 02:36:32.920 --> 02:36:33.920 Off. 02:36:33.920 --> 02:36:59.080 I don't know if I'm able to game capture this F11 I am F11 02:37:03.920 --> 02:37:08.340 I can't you know artwork school. I think the artwork is sick. It is good to keep in mind 02:37:08.340 --> 02:37:09.840 This is an edge game. This is the episode one 02:37:09.840 --> 02:37:14.900 I'll support my picture. Um, I don't know if I can f11 all enter 02:37:19.200 --> 02:37:21.200 What did that just do 02:37:23.520 --> 02:37:25.520 It started the game 02:37:31.360 --> 02:37:33.360 We might just not be able to fullscreen it 02:37:33.920 --> 02:37:43.920 I'm watching this game! 02:37:43.920 --> 02:37:48.920 Not again! 02:37:48.920 --> 02:37:55.920 Dude, that is like epic ass music though. 02:37:55.920 --> 02:38:02.320 Window keys L, is that like you guys are trolling? 02:38:02.320 --> 02:38:03.620 I'll enter full screen. 02:38:04.620 --> 02:38:05.620 No, it doesn't work. 02:38:08.020 --> 02:38:09.740 Chat, F4 doesn't work either. 02:38:10.580 --> 02:38:12.860 All F4 closes a tab. 02:38:12.860 --> 02:38:14.340 Ass. 02:38:14.340 --> 02:38:17.180 You could hide your taskbar and taskbar behaviors. 02:38:18.300 --> 02:38:19.980 How do I hide taskbar? 02:38:25.420 --> 02:38:27.780 Because if the top part's showing, I don't really care. 02:38:27.780 --> 02:38:29.900 I just don't want my taskbar to be on. 02:38:29.900 --> 02:38:36.900 It's not a weapon! 02:38:37.900 --> 02:38:41.900 Oh, Brady! 02:38:41.900 --> 02:38:44.900 Uh, Blady? 02:38:44.900 --> 02:38:48.900 Oh, I just did it. 02:38:48.900 --> 02:38:51.900 I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it. 02:38:51.900 --> 02:38:53.900 Let's go- wait. 02:38:53.900 --> 02:38:55.900 Okay, fucking sick. 02:38:55.900 --> 02:38:58.900 Let's go. 02:38:59.900 --> 02:39:05.900 Walk in! God he's dead and I'm starving! 02:39:05.900 --> 02:39:12.900 New game. I hope you know I'm getting deep into the voice acting. 02:39:12.900 --> 02:39:18.900 That's the camera angle. Am I playing a guy or a girl? 02:39:18.900 --> 02:39:27.900 We're gonna guess. Hey, what is that noise? Hey, I've been thinking about something. 02:39:27.900 --> 02:39:29.900 What? 02:39:35.180 --> 02:39:37.180 I'm a fetus? 02:39:38.380 --> 02:39:40.700 I'm a fetus, okay. I'm a fetus talking. 02:39:42.940 --> 02:39:45.100 I'm a fetus talking to the other fetus. 02:39:48.140 --> 02:39:51.740 Do you believe there's something more to this? 02:39:55.260 --> 02:39:57.260 What are you talking about? 02:39:57.900 --> 02:40:04.900 A world with light where we walk and eat with our own mouths. 02:40:04.900 --> 02:40:13.900 Walking with legs, eating with mouths, what is that? 02:40:13.900 --> 02:40:15.900 This cord is all we have. 02:40:15.900 --> 02:40:18.900 Dude, being hooked up to an umbilical cord is fucking sick. 02:40:18.900 --> 02:40:19.900 You never need to eat. 02:40:19.900 --> 02:40:23.900 You're basically getting all the energy you need through a tube in your fucking stomach. 02:40:23.900 --> 02:40:25.900 Is that not awesome? 02:40:25.900 --> 02:40:32.900 Like, that would be so cool, you know, imagine not what I love eating, but imagine not ever needing to eat. 02:40:35.900 --> 02:40:37.900 And I have to share it with you. 02:40:37.900 --> 02:40:40.900 And then you two separate and both of us. 02:40:40.900 --> 02:40:42.900 There's no world beyond this one. 02:40:42.900 --> 02:40:43.900 Only darkness. 02:40:43.900 --> 02:40:44.900 Only hunger. 02:40:45.900 --> 02:40:48.900 I'm gonna guess that fetus one eats fetus two. 02:40:49.900 --> 02:40:52.900 But, don't you feel it sometimes? 02:40:52.900 --> 02:40:53.900 A worm? 02:40:53.900 --> 02:40:54.900 A warmth? 02:40:54.900 --> 02:41:02.220 I think she's surrounding us. Oh wait no, she's around us. I can't fucking read. 02:41:02.220 --> 02:41:13.580 A mother. A god. If mother exists, then why am I starving? Why do I ache every time you feed? 02:41:13.580 --> 02:41:21.540 Because you're actually getting morphed into fetus 1. fetus 1 clearly larger than you. 02:41:21.540 --> 02:41:28.860 You're gonna be absorbed into the stomach-side region of fetus one and there will be one child with two souls 02:41:30.140 --> 02:41:32.420 There is a God and they are cool 02:41:34.500 --> 02:41:36.500 I don't know I just 02:41:36.940 --> 02:41:42.980 Can't get over the fact that I'm boy. I'm voice acting fetuses. I don't I don't know I just believe 02:41:43.540 --> 02:41:46.540 Without her this place wouldn't exist. I 02:41:48.220 --> 02:41:50.220 exist 02:41:50.220 --> 02:41:52.220 And I'm starving 02:41:55.180 --> 02:41:57.180 You believe in something that doesn't feed us 02:41:58.340 --> 02:42:00.340 You believe in someone who won't save us 02:42:01.380 --> 02:42:04.960 And let me show you what I believe in oh my god fetus to each fetus one 02:42:06.660 --> 02:42:09.020 Wait, what are you doing? 02:42:09.020 --> 02:42:21.220 I'm eating, I'm eating, okay I'm eating fetus one. 02:42:21.220 --> 02:42:22.220 What? 02:42:22.220 --> 02:42:23.220 Oh my god, devour? 02:42:23.220 --> 02:42:25.220 The- Oh, what?! 02:42:37.020 --> 02:42:39.220 Oh my god, devour? 02:42:41.220 --> 02:42:44.220 Oh wait, I think Phoenix 2 was the bigger one on the left. 02:42:44.220 --> 02:42:47.220 Stop! Stop! 02:42:47.220 --> 02:42:54.220 Consume. 02:43:02.220 --> 02:43:07.220 The mom's thinking about the fetus is, oh he's kicking. 02:43:07.220 --> 02:43:10.220 Oh, my baby's kicking. 02:43:10.220 --> 02:43:13.220 He's eating the other one. 02:43:13.220 --> 02:43:15.540 Never trust a hungry one 02:43:22.980 --> 02:43:26.020 Only one college tuition. Yeah, you gotta think of a positive there 02:43:27.900 --> 02:43:29.900 Is this me while I'm older? 02:43:31.740 --> 02:43:33.740 Holy I have aura 02:43:33.740 --> 02:43:52.940 I never never mind never mind I wet the bed okay um shit I wet the bed again it's all 02:43:52.940 --> 02:44:01.700 gone just passed myself I'm hungry can I control arrows movement space inspection 02:44:01.700 --> 02:44:14.420 X menu. Oh my god, I've pissed bottles. But we're just dropping infinitely by the second rubbish. 02:44:14.420 --> 02:44:21.540 Empty bottles and puke. Just a casual thing you'd have in your house. I'm just a casual thing. 02:44:22.500 --> 02:44:29.140 I gotta read an Aspen Gold's house. Wait. Close all of it. Why do I have shit stains all over 02:44:29.140 --> 02:44:35.380 my fucking pants am i just pissing and shitting myself all the time how bad how bad is this 02:44:38.340 --> 02:44:45.460 clothes all over the floor smells like mud and sweat the guy the guy gave them to you to wear 02:44:46.500 --> 02:44:52.820 they don't fit you all the girls he took them from are much bigger than you so they're baggy on me 02:44:53.380 --> 02:44:54.180 mirrors cracked 02:44:54.180 --> 02:45:04.180 What everywhere? Well, let's go down to- oh, you're not allowed to leave your room. Oh my god, who the fuck is keeping you here? 02:45:04.180 --> 02:45:12.180 But sometimes, he lets you out to watch some cartoons if he's in a good mood. Oh, so I have an abuse of father, he doesn't seem to be around. 02:45:12.180 --> 02:45:16.180 Maybe you could sneak into the kitchen to get some food. Leave the room? 02:45:16.180 --> 02:45:22.980 Yeah, what else am I gonna fucking do? Sit in my piss pad? 02:45:22.980 --> 02:45:35.100 There's nothing else to do. Strange. The store is usually always locked. I guess today is different. 02:45:35.100 --> 02:45:42.900 Oh, you think he's letting me out on purpose? Wow, my god. Why is there just blood everywhere? 02:45:42.900 --> 02:45:48.220 Oh my god, oh hair in a bathtub's bottom three. Oh my god 02:45:51.340 --> 02:45:55.580 One of the downsides of having your girlfriend pulling the hair out of the shower 02:45:56.780 --> 02:45:58.780 oh 02:45:59.620 --> 02:46:06.220 My god pulling wet hair that's accumulated out of a shower drain is 02:46:07.220 --> 02:46:12.180 So gross it is no like actually and I'm not like upset with Brooke about that 02:46:12.180 --> 02:46:17.860 But like oh just having long hair in general. I'm just saying a girlfriend because most women tend to have long hair 02:46:18.300 --> 02:46:21.140 You know, I'm assuming but still I 02:46:22.740 --> 02:46:25.500 Don't like water maybe I've rabies 02:46:30.060 --> 02:46:32.340 Okay, why are we throwing a loony toon's cartoon? 02:46:34.820 --> 02:46:38.340 Can't lose the cabinet whoop whoop I slept on a banana peel 02:46:38.340 --> 02:46:47.340 No escape. Fucking pull the boards off. Alright, let's go investigate what's over here. Another 02:46:47.340 --> 02:46:52.940 room, can't go in there. What about over here? Can't go in there. Gotta go downstairs. Is that 02:46:52.940 --> 02:47:07.500 him? Or is that like a brother? Oh, I'm hiding. He's asleep. So I can sneak past him. What 02:47:07.500 --> 02:47:13.240 If I walk up to him and poke him, he's sleeping. 02:47:13.240 --> 02:47:16.640 This guy, he always is watching TV when I want to. 02:47:16.640 --> 02:47:19.840 I want to watch some cartoons. 02:47:19.840 --> 02:47:24.840 Like Tom and Jerry, Courage the Cowardly Dog, 02:47:24.840 --> 02:47:28.320 or my favorite cartoon, The Velma Show. 02:47:28.320 --> 02:47:29.800 Still some liquid left in the bottle. 02:47:33.720 --> 02:47:36.960 Mysterious liquid on the floor in the living room. 02:47:36.960 --> 02:47:38.960 Yeah. 02:47:46.960 --> 02:47:48.960 Oh, fuck, am I drunk? 02:47:50.960 --> 02:47:52.960 Can I turn the TV off? 02:47:58.960 --> 02:48:00.960 For only a steal. 02:48:00.960 --> 02:48:02.960 0906. 02:48:02.960 --> 02:48:04.960 Call Heat. 02:48:04.960 --> 02:48:06.960 Just ten dollars a minute. 02:48:08.800 --> 02:48:10.800 What the fuck? 02:48:10.800 --> 02:48:12.800 Nine game hotline? 02:48:16.640 --> 02:48:18.080 What's channel three? 02:48:18.080 --> 02:48:20.080 The phone line's always broken anyway. 02:48:20.080 --> 02:48:22.080 I'm trying to doom watch these YouTube videos. 02:48:23.600 --> 02:48:25.200 Lily's a loser. 02:48:25.200 --> 02:48:27.200 That is until one day she needs how Vanda's gone. 02:48:30.240 --> 02:48:32.240 I don't want to go home, Joe. 02:48:34.960 --> 02:48:41.960 Mom and Dad are fighting again, and because of Chiz, they don't like me much. 02:48:41.960 --> 02:48:43.960 So what if they don't like you? 02:48:44.960 --> 02:48:46.960 They're stupid and boring. 02:48:46.960 --> 02:48:49.960 This is disturbing. This is disturbing. I don't like analog war like that. 02:48:49.960 --> 02:48:55.960 You don't need them. Not Ashley, not Heather, not your mom, or your dad. 02:48:56.960 --> 02:48:58.960 He'll be there for you. 02:48:58.960 --> 02:49:00.960 Because you're my fated mate, Lily. 02:49:00.960 --> 02:49:04.960 Billy, nothing will bring us apart. He'll do anything. 02:49:04.960 --> 02:49:08.960 Anything for you. Till death do us part. 02:49:18.960 --> 02:49:23.960 It's me watching it. Staring at the static. 02:49:25.960 --> 02:49:27.960 Am I getting upset? 02:49:30.960 --> 02:49:35.960 They had an OLED monitor or a cap. A faded mate. 02:49:35.960 --> 02:49:40.960 Do I have a faded mate? Maybe it's fetus one. 02:49:40.960 --> 02:49:47.960 I want one too. Objective. Get out and find your faded mate. 02:49:47.960 --> 02:49:53.960 Oh shit. Wait is that like the first time I've gotten motivation to dip? You want that too. 02:49:53.960 --> 02:49:56.960 I can't watch what's on channel one? 02:49:56.960 --> 02:50:05.840 The front door. You should open this door. It'll take you outside. Where you'll find them. 02:50:05.840 --> 02:50:12.280 Your faded mate. They're waiting for you. Open door. I don't want to open door yet. 02:50:12.280 --> 02:50:19.600 I want to go see what's over here. Like what's in there? I think I'm good off that. I think 02:50:19.600 --> 02:50:26.040 I'm good off what's in there. Door's locked. Ah, we have to go down there. Ah, let's go 02:50:26.040 --> 02:50:27.640 Let's go in the basement. 02:50:27.640 --> 02:50:30.720 Ah, let's go in the creepy basement, why not? 02:50:30.720 --> 02:50:35.720 Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. 02:50:37.680 --> 02:50:40.440 Giant pile of boxes blocks your path, move the box. 02:50:44.560 --> 02:50:45.400 Move one plank. 02:50:48.200 --> 02:50:51.160 Door's locked, key's gotta be around here somewhere. 02:50:51.160 --> 02:50:52.400 Fuck, what if I just leave? 02:50:52.400 --> 02:50:54.400 I don't know. 02:50:54.400 --> 02:50:56.400 Broken picture frame. 02:50:56.400 --> 02:50:58.400 There's something peeking from behind the frame. 02:50:58.400 --> 02:51:00.400 Is it a key? 02:51:00.400 --> 02:51:02.400 Inspect. 02:51:12.400 --> 02:51:14.400 Sorry, I didn't know. 02:51:14.400 --> 02:51:16.400 I thought it was a cutscene. 02:51:16.400 --> 02:51:18.400 It's okay. 02:51:18.400 --> 02:51:20.400 I was like, I don't see it. 02:51:20.400 --> 02:51:27.080 Where's the key? I just want to check these doors. Okay, they're locked. Dude and the rats just following me around man 02:51:27.080 --> 02:51:29.420 Oh, do you think there's gonna be dead bodies in here? 02:51:31.240 --> 02:51:33.240 You unlock the basement 02:51:34.480 --> 02:51:36.840 It's too dark you can't see anything in there. What? 02:51:38.600 --> 02:51:43.560 Was there a flashlight anywhere I can't go anywhere in there 02:51:43.560 --> 02:51:44.560 here. 02:51:44.560 --> 02:51:45.560 Come on. 02:51:45.560 --> 02:51:52.400 Throw it in the sub only if chat spam like this. 02:51:52.400 --> 02:51:55.640 Also chat, if you want to try out the game, exclamation like G.I.D., you can play episode 02:51:55.640 --> 02:51:56.640 one today. 02:51:56.640 --> 02:52:00.080 Get it on Steam Wishlist for episode two. 02:52:00.080 --> 02:52:04.800 Wishlisted on Steam. 02:52:04.800 --> 02:52:06.240 Female alphas join today. 02:52:06.240 --> 02:52:07.240 Be an alpha. 02:52:07.240 --> 02:52:09.000 Protect your country today. 02:52:09.000 --> 02:52:12.000 Join now. 02:52:12.000 --> 02:52:15.400 I don't want to be a female alpha. 02:52:15.400 --> 02:52:17.440 Door's locked. 02:52:17.440 --> 02:52:18.940 There's gotta be a flashlight. 02:52:18.940 --> 02:52:21.520 A bunch of books I don't care about. 02:52:21.520 --> 02:52:22.520 Look closer. 02:52:22.520 --> 02:52:27.520 How to make, how to break an Omega's defiance punishment that works. 02:52:27.520 --> 02:52:35.360 Okay, this guy's a fucking psychopath. 02:52:35.360 --> 02:52:39.720 Authority over instinct, the submissive breed managing compliance. 02:52:39.720 --> 02:52:41.720 What the fuck? 02:52:47.220 --> 02:52:50.720 Ugly painting. I don't want to go back to my classroom. 02:52:53.220 --> 02:52:55.720 Bro, how am I supposed to go in that area? 02:52:55.720 --> 02:52:57.720 Ooh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 02:52:59.720 --> 02:53:02.720 You think I could pick up a box and then get over there? 02:53:05.720 --> 02:53:06.720 Or no. 02:53:06.720 --> 02:53:11.720 I could leave, but I don't know if I should leave what let's see what happens if I leave 02:53:17.440 --> 02:53:19.440 It's locked 02:53:30.280 --> 02:53:32.280 Hey little fucking bitch 02:53:32.280 --> 02:53:36.540 Oh my god that guy's so creepy. 02:53:36.540 --> 02:53:38.820 Who told you you could leave? 02:53:38.820 --> 02:53:40.340 Is this not my dad? 02:53:40.340 --> 02:53:42.300 Who is this guy? 02:53:42.300 --> 02:53:45.700 He looks like my age. 02:53:45.700 --> 02:53:51.020 Didn't I say you're not allowed outside? 02:53:51.020 --> 02:53:53.020 Throws me down. 02:53:53.020 --> 02:53:57.220 Puts a fucking knife to my eye, it's rusty. 02:53:57.220 --> 02:54:00.220 WHAT?! 02:54:00.220 --> 02:54:10.220 I knew I wasn't supposed to go down there and continue this. 02:54:10.220 --> 02:54:20.340 Alright, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, bro we need to find a light source. 02:54:20.340 --> 02:54:22.180 He's peeking out of his pocket. 02:54:22.180 --> 02:54:24.180 Steal it! 02:54:35.180 --> 02:54:39.180 I'm so locked. I don't fail skill checks, chat, ever. 02:54:45.180 --> 02:54:47.180 Use your two keys, Goadad. 02:54:47.180 --> 02:54:54.180 I don't feel a skill check chat. 02:54:54.180 --> 02:55:09.180 I could just grab a knife and stab his ass. 02:55:09.180 --> 02:55:20.500 I could just grab a knife and stab his ass. 02:55:20.500 --> 02:55:24.660 Mush some cockroaches, you know, fix the past problem in the house. 02:55:24.660 --> 02:55:27.340 Oh, I can't grab that knife. 02:55:27.340 --> 02:55:28.340 Fuck. 02:55:28.340 --> 02:55:29.340 Over the fridge. 02:55:29.340 --> 02:55:30.340 I don't like bread. 02:55:30.340 --> 02:55:31.340 Who doesn't like bread? 02:55:31.340 --> 02:55:32.340 One can of yummy food left. 02:55:32.340 --> 02:55:33.340 Take it. 02:55:33.340 --> 02:55:40.340 like bread, but it's not like bread. One came to yummy food last, take it. It's dog food. 02:55:40.340 --> 02:55:54.820 A lot of alcohol. What the fuck am I going to use with the food? Why am I on comfy? That's 02:55:54.820 --> 02:56:01.300 kind of the point of the game. It's a dark, it's a dark game. I need to get something so I need 02:56:01.300 --> 02:56:03.020 How do I get a step stool? 02:56:03.020 --> 02:56:04.940 How do I get a step stool? 02:56:04.940 --> 02:56:07.900 We gotta go down and open one of the basement keys 02:56:07.900 --> 02:56:10.240 or one of the basement doors. 02:56:12.740 --> 02:56:14.440 I'm supposed to eat dog food over bread. 02:56:14.440 --> 02:56:18.440 And actually it might be more nutritious. 02:56:18.440 --> 02:56:20.440 Nothing, nothing, nothing. 02:56:24.580 --> 02:56:26.380 Oh, it's too dark. 02:56:26.380 --> 02:56:29.520 Maybe the dog food will light the path. 02:56:29.520 --> 02:56:32.700 Maybe the dog food will have some sort of ominous glow. 02:56:32.700 --> 02:56:34.900 It is seven months past expiration date. 02:56:40.280 --> 02:56:44.860 Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. 02:56:44.860 --> 02:56:46.000 No no no no. 02:56:46.000 --> 02:56:47.220 Don't leave. 02:56:47.220 --> 02:56:48.060 Fuck chat. 02:56:48.060 --> 02:56:49.140 What door can I open? 02:56:49.140 --> 02:56:50.360 I need to get an item. 02:56:51.440 --> 02:56:55.460 I need to get an item of sorts that enables me a book. 02:56:55.460 --> 02:56:56.800 Maybe I can look closer. 02:56:56.800 --> 02:56:58.800 I 02:56:58.920 --> 02:57:04.640 Don't think there's anything here that I could interact with I think we need to go back upstairs or wait. Let me check 02:57:09.240 --> 02:57:11.240 You have keys 02:57:11.240 --> 02:57:13.560 I'm gonna go. Oh my god. I can check these drawers 02:57:14.760 --> 02:57:17.800 Rat poison. Why would I eat that? 02:57:20.400 --> 02:57:24.120 Why would I eat that I didn't know I could open these drawers 02:57:26.800 --> 02:57:37.880 Oh, what's this way it's nailed shut eat the rat poison. I don't think I could eat it anymore unwashed pots 02:57:41.200 --> 02:57:49.720 Feed the rat you think I feed the rat dog food or you're saying rat poison. Oh my god rat poison in his beer bottle 02:57:49.720 --> 02:58:02.000 Oh, but I already drank it. Fuck. Wait, maybe I could put it in the fridge? 02:58:02.000 --> 02:58:21.080 is the main character or girl or a guy I believe I'm a woman try to puke 02:58:21.080 --> 02:58:28.560 close off the floor guy gave it to me is there anything else useful in my room 02:58:28.560 --> 02:58:37.360 a bunch of canned dog food and uh fucking uh what what what water is that perrier we're 02:58:37.360 --> 02:58:45.440 living large buddy perrier is fucking rich people shit what did that say a towel stinks 02:58:45.440 --> 02:58:54.440 of various disgusting smells what possible smells the glass bro i gotta find something 02:58:54.440 --> 02:59:06.680 that's useful. His room? Something inside the drawer. A flashlight! Go did. Let's scan the 02:59:06.680 --> 02:59:10.440 rest of the room though. A stool. We will need that. We're gonna actually go use that right now. 02:59:14.840 --> 02:59:18.680 Pop that down right here. No, I don't want that right there. Over here. 02:59:18.680 --> 02:59:25.720 Full of empty pill bottles and razors looking closer something sticks out to you 02:59:25.720 --> 02:59:37.680 642 remember that code no no no what the fuck why would I invest in I'm almost 02:59:37.680 --> 02:59:43.560 just in I know I'm almost just ingested random pills all right let's see what 02:59:43.560 --> 02:59:47.440 the rest. What what what else is here? Something behind the bags. 02:59:50.920 --> 02:59:56.800 Employee terminated. He got fired. Something useless. He was 02:59:56.800 --> 02:59:58.680 born in 1990 something. 03:00:00.920 --> 03:00:02.360 It's a very useful stuff in here. 03:00:03.840 --> 03:00:04.720 A cork board. 03:00:07.400 --> 03:00:09.040 So was I kidnapped? 03:00:13.560 --> 03:00:20.960 Am I one of these women test subject 130 degrees Celsius test subject 234 test 339 03:00:21.960 --> 03:00:25.000 test 440 29 dead at 31 03:00:25.600 --> 03:00:28.280 T3 T9 equals password 03:00:30.080 --> 03:00:35.240 What is he experimenting on them I'm subject one 03:00:37.160 --> 03:00:39.160 Yeah, cuz I'm not dead 03:00:43.560 --> 03:00:50.560 Wait, what was the password? T3, T9. 03:00:58.000 --> 03:01:01.320 Oh shit, wait, what? 03:01:01.320 --> 03:01:04.440 Login. 03:01:04.440 --> 03:01:08.000 Now his username, or his name is Stoion. 03:01:08.000 --> 03:01:13.440 T3, T9. 03:01:13.440 --> 03:01:14.440 What is his username? 03:01:21.000 --> 03:01:22.500 It's just this ST. 03:01:22.500 --> 03:01:23.740 How do I spell his name? 03:01:28.800 --> 03:01:31.340 STO, S-T-O-Y-A-N. 03:01:43.440 --> 03:01:46.440 What? 03:01:58.440 --> 03:02:04.440 Test 3, Test 9 is password. It's 3938. 03:02:04.440 --> 03:02:06.440 I'm a genius. 03:02:13.440 --> 03:02:27.920 5. Objective to stimulate pheromone scent glands through synthetic triggers. Female age 20 subgender 03:02:27.920 --> 03:02:35.200 omega. Within 198 seconds of the initial administration of 30MGOS45, the subject exhibited rapid onset 03:02:35.200 --> 03:02:39.280 tremors. Pheromone output increased gradually rather than abruptly. Subject reported heightened 03:02:39.280 --> 03:02:44.160 sensory distortion. Subject did not experience cardiac failure. Vital signs stabilized after 17 03:02:44.160 --> 03:02:49.760 minutes though. Pheromones secretion did not fully subside for several hours. Subject one alive, that's 03:02:49.760 --> 03:03:00.640 me. Female 17 omega 343 seconds of 30 milligrams pheromone emission. Second administration was 03:03:00.640 --> 03:03:06.000 conducted three days after the initial trial. Same dosage after ingestion. Cardiac arrest 03:03:06.000 --> 03:03:12.720 Common starting with severe escalation of pheromone output, admitted sent, recorded as sulfurous in nature. 03:03:12.720 --> 03:03:15.440 Log 3. Same thing. 03:03:15.440 --> 03:03:19.600 They were fine for 2300 seconds. 03:03:19.600 --> 03:03:21.360 Loss of motor control. 03:03:21.360 --> 03:03:24.480 Pheromone emissions spiked, unable to speak, remained conscious during trial. 03:03:24.480 --> 03:03:26.560 Cardiac arrest followed shortly after. 03:03:26.560 --> 03:03:29.920 Resuscitation attempts were on successful post-mortem observations confirmed. 03:03:29.920 --> 03:03:34.400 Continued pheromone leakage after death sent was noted to intensify rather than dissipate. 03:03:34.400 --> 03:03:36.080 What does he mean by sense? 03:03:36.080 --> 03:03:37.360 This shit's so weird. 03:03:39.600 --> 03:03:44.080 Butterfly three candles, a flower, apples, or cherries, flowers. 03:03:45.680 --> 03:03:53.600 Trees, playground, more apples, a city, a cutting board, a woman. 03:03:59.200 --> 03:03:59.920 Oh my god. 03:03:59.920 --> 03:04:06.520 He just has random pictures of tied up women around this. 2002, year I was born. 03:04:06.520 --> 03:04:11.640 Batteries, alcohol, rub, and electrical bill. Is that his like to-do list? 03:04:11.640 --> 03:04:20.700 So this guy's kidnapping women and testing chemicals on them to see their 03:04:20.700 --> 03:04:27.200 pheromone excretion and whether or not they live. That was so loud. He probably 03:04:27.200 --> 03:04:31.920 heard that. I have a flashlight now. A chat. What are the odds we find a dead 03:04:31.920 --> 03:04:39.160 body down here? Almost certain of it. Still don't know what fucking six or two is. 03:04:39.160 --> 03:04:41.160 Oh 03:04:49.160 --> 03:04:53.480 Laundry basket foul smell. No, I don't want to go back 03:04:56.800 --> 03:05:01.560 You gotta go deeper weird ass base there are these venue 03:05:02.600 --> 03:05:07.280 There are these blood block freezers. You're not sure what's being kept inside of them 03:05:09.160 --> 03:05:13.400 Are they all the same? 03:05:13.400 --> 03:05:18.800 Do I know that I was experimented on? 03:05:18.800 --> 03:05:20.800 Is that woman alive? 03:05:20.800 --> 03:05:27.440 She's got something behind the boxes. 03:05:27.440 --> 03:05:29.440 Let's look real quick. 03:05:29.440 --> 03:05:30.760 A fence. 03:05:30.760 --> 03:05:34.360 You need something to move the cabinet with. 03:05:34.360 --> 03:05:37.040 I'm going to interact with everything before I talk to this lady. 03:05:37.040 --> 03:05:43.760 That's a lot of body bags. I have dog food for you. I have dog food for you. I see you have a dog bowl 03:05:43.760 --> 03:05:45.600 I have dog food for you 03:05:45.600 --> 03:05:47.040 Let me help 03:05:47.040 --> 03:05:49.040 How do I interact? 03:05:49.040 --> 03:05:52.000 It's all the mess of someone alive girl sits on the cold ground 03:05:53.840 --> 03:05:56.480 I'm so hungry, please 03:05:57.440 --> 03:05:59.440 Help me 03:05:59.800 --> 03:06:05.440 Please feel like I'm gonna die any second now. Am I not a test subject? 03:06:05.440 --> 03:06:12.440 I feel like this is task subject one. 03:06:12.440 --> 03:06:17.760 Who am I? 03:06:17.760 --> 03:06:25.920 I got food for you though. 03:06:25.920 --> 03:06:27.200 But what am I doing? 03:06:27.200 --> 03:06:32.200 Why can't I give her food? 03:06:32.200 --> 03:06:44.440 Rumors of an armed conflict has been denied. 03:06:44.440 --> 03:06:46.600 Wall diplomatic relations remain strained. 03:06:46.600 --> 03:06:50.720 Government representatives assure the public that escalation is unlikely. 03:06:50.720 --> 03:06:52.920 Rural regions are considered low risk zones. 03:06:52.920 --> 03:06:54.360 There is no cause for alarm. 03:06:54.360 --> 03:06:57.480 Okay, so the world's collapsing as well. 03:06:57.480 --> 03:06:59.360 We're in a disdain. 03:06:59.360 --> 03:07:00.360 Corpsis. 03:07:00.360 --> 03:07:01.440 Just tied with rope. 03:07:04.160 --> 03:07:07.160 There's more than two dead bodies there too. 03:07:07.160 --> 03:07:08.960 Oh, am I gonna, do I have to touch them? 03:07:08.960 --> 03:07:10.320 Oh my god. 03:07:10.320 --> 03:07:13.000 I've obtained, obtained rope. 03:07:13.000 --> 03:07:14.840 What the fuck am I gonna do with that? 03:07:18.520 --> 03:07:20.000 A toolbox for the padlock. 03:07:20.000 --> 03:07:21.000 Oh, what was the code? 03:07:25.520 --> 03:07:27.600 You don't know what that is. 03:07:27.600 --> 03:07:30.260 Scent cycle relief take three as mandatory. 03:07:32.520 --> 03:07:33.640 Why can't I open that? 03:07:36.120 --> 03:07:36.960 Or give her food. 03:07:43.880 --> 03:07:45.760 How do I like go into my inventory? 03:07:48.680 --> 03:07:50.320 Oh my God, I could just scroll like this. 03:07:50.320 --> 03:07:52.420 Wait, this is so much fucking faster. 03:07:55.080 --> 03:07:56.920 Wait, what was that door over there? 03:07:56.920 --> 03:08:08.120 that ladder. Oh, I gotta use the rope to move that thing. You're right. You're right. You're 03:08:08.120 --> 03:08:16.240 right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Oh, this is fucking impossible. 03:08:16.240 --> 03:08:21.820 I never fail skill check though never fail skill check 03:08:26.840 --> 03:08:29.600 Crazy aim chat look at this. I'm tracking ahead 03:08:38.040 --> 03:08:42.960 Other surely has to be a faster way to move this box now. I'm using a rope to pull it 03:08:42.960 --> 03:08:48.800 Oh, but I can't knock it over because it'd be loud and you would wake up so I do have to do it slow make sense make sense 03:08:49.800 --> 03:08:51.800 easy 03:08:53.760 --> 03:08:55.760 Well, let's go in 03:08:56.000 --> 03:09:00.480 There's a vent in the wall looks like you fit inside you to figure out a way to open this thing 03:09:01.040 --> 03:09:03.520 Screwed shut I need a screwdriver maybe in the toolbox 03:09:04.360 --> 03:09:06.360 And I have the code 03:09:07.200 --> 03:09:09.200 What? 03:09:09.200 --> 03:09:16.200 Six digits. 03:09:16.200 --> 03:09:33.120 It's written somewhere in the basement. 03:09:33.120 --> 03:09:35.080 Written somewhere in the basement. 03:09:35.080 --> 03:09:43.660 I feel like it might be on the vials wouldn't that make sense no it can't be 03:09:43.660 --> 03:09:52.400 OS it can be OS it's numbers that's to be a number what is this code that I have 03:09:52.400 --> 03:10:09.280 I don't know which numbers go first 986 and then what was the other one that I had 03:10:09.280 --> 03:10:22.860 So six four two first Wow 03:10:22.860 --> 03:10:24.860 Don't you chat 03:10:25.720 --> 03:10:29.260 Let's get in a hammer. I could just now it 03:10:31.260 --> 03:10:36.020 The screwdriver it's missing I don't need a screwdriver when I could murder him 03:10:36.020 --> 03:10:43.020 So hungry. I'm getting to the dog food, give me a minute. Where's the screw driver? 03:10:43.020 --> 03:10:52.020 Girl flinches like a trapped animal. Please! Please don't do anything! I'm starving. I know you're not him. 03:10:52.020 --> 03:10:55.020 Just food. Do you have food? Tell me please. 03:10:55.020 --> 03:10:59.020 Why would I hit her? That's fucked. 03:10:59.020 --> 03:11:01.020 No, don't wanna. 03:11:03.020 --> 03:11:05.020 Wait, she doesn't wanna tell me now? 03:11:26.020 --> 03:11:28.020 Where's the screwdriver? 03:11:29.020 --> 03:11:29.740 I don't. 03:11:31.660 --> 03:11:32.780 And I'm gonna kill her. 03:11:33.340 --> 03:11:35.340 I saw him take the screw driver upstairs! 03:11:36.380 --> 03:11:38.380 Something metal! He was fixing something! 03:11:39.020 --> 03:11:40.220 Maybe the freezers. 03:11:41.580 --> 03:11:43.820 How the hell would you know it's the freezers? 03:11:52.540 --> 03:11:54.540 Oh, upstairs. 03:11:54.540 --> 03:11:57.420 I thought she met all the way back upstairs upstairs. 03:11:57.420 --> 03:11:58.540 She met right there. 03:11:58.540 --> 03:12:00.860 All right, great job. Thank you for that. I won't kill you. 03:12:01.420 --> 03:12:03.980 He clearly stabbed her with this though, because it's blind. 03:12:07.740 --> 03:12:10.300 Sunscrew these real quick. Also, Chad, if you want to try it out, 03:12:10.300 --> 03:12:14.140 it's my G.I.D. Thank you to God it's dead for sponsoring this portion of today's stream. 03:12:14.140 --> 03:12:16.460 Actually, very fun game. They told me to be honest too. 03:12:17.020 --> 03:12:18.860 I am having a blast. Very dark story. 03:12:20.860 --> 03:12:24.300 I want to know why this guy's doing this. I don't understand the pheromones stuff. 03:12:25.420 --> 03:12:27.500 That is creepy as hell. Do I have to crawl in that? 03:12:28.540 --> 03:12:43.020 why don't I make her go in there please don't leave me here oh don't worry 03:12:43.020 --> 03:12:51.900 you're gonna be the one crawling in here I know you're not liking them you're 03:12:51.900 --> 03:12:58.580 just a kid please he's going to kill me 03:13:00.220 --> 03:13:07.740 wow and I just leave her ass that's gotta be fucked up like I'm just trying 03:13:07.740 --> 03:13:12.420 to save myself right now I saw that one TV snippet I gotta find my I gotta find 03:13:12.420 --> 03:13:21.540 my mate on my outside why is there just blood all over the place I know that's 03:13:21.540 --> 03:13:32.780 dirt. The dog's gone. We ate it. What? You look closer to find something. I'm not a test subject. 03:13:32.780 --> 03:13:45.300 I think I'm related to this guy in some way. Cigarettes! Yes! Yeah, smoke one. Get a little 03:13:45.300 --> 03:13:53.340 420 block high off the neck of team oh my god why is she breaking the fourth wall 03:13:53.340 --> 03:14:07.500 stop just long drag the cigarette what did that say 03:14:15.300 --> 03:14:16.300 It hurts. 03:14:16.300 --> 03:14:17.300 What? 03:14:17.300 --> 03:14:18.300 Something to say. 03:14:18.300 --> 03:14:19.300 Oh, that's the bathroom. 03:14:19.300 --> 03:14:20.300 Door leads inside. 03:14:20.300 --> 03:14:21.300 Shouldn't I go back inside? 03:14:21.300 --> 03:14:22.300 Oh, what's this? 03:14:22.300 --> 03:14:23.300 What can I use? 03:14:23.300 --> 03:14:24.300 A hammer? 03:14:24.300 --> 03:14:25.300 I could break this with a hammer. 03:14:25.300 --> 03:14:26.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:26.300 --> 03:14:27.300 Come on! 03:14:27.300 --> 03:14:28.300 Don't reset me! 03:14:28.300 --> 03:14:29.300 Don't! 03:14:29.300 --> 03:14:30.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:30.300 --> 03:14:31.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:31.300 --> 03:14:32.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:32.300 --> 03:14:33.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:33.300 --> 03:14:34.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:34.300 --> 03:14:35.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:35.300 --> 03:14:36.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:36.300 --> 03:14:37.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:37.300 --> 03:14:38.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:38.300 --> 03:14:39.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:39.300 --> 03:14:40.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:40.300 --> 03:14:41.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:41.300 --> 03:14:42.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:42.300 --> 03:14:43.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:43.300 --> 03:14:44.300 Oh, shit. 03:14:44.300 --> 03:14:58.300 I don't know what type of skill check it was. 03:14:58.300 --> 03:15:01.340 I understand it now, I understand it now, I understand it now. 03:15:01.340 --> 03:15:08.620 I'm telling you I'm locked, I won't miss again. 03:15:08.620 --> 03:15:13.760 Never mind, I don't need the cigarette, I don't need the cigarette this time. 03:15:13.760 --> 03:15:15.060 Okay, I do need a cigarette. 03:15:18.540 --> 03:15:19.580 I don't need it. 03:15:24.160 --> 03:15:25.640 Full smoke in that pack. 03:15:25.640 --> 03:15:26.480 Can I skip this? 03:15:26.480 --> 03:15:27.320 No. 03:15:30.640 --> 03:15:32.440 Passive Noah, Jummy, Icy Jack 03:15:32.440 --> 03:15:34.640 and passive the subspense, thank you. 03:15:34.640 --> 03:15:35.600 What do you get on your burger? 03:15:35.600 --> 03:15:36.440 Can't eat a burger. 03:15:36.440 --> 03:15:37.280 Serial and hex thank you for the three. 03:15:37.280 --> 03:15:38.400 You don't have to have mega versus. 03:15:38.400 --> 03:15:39.240 What do you mean? 03:15:39.240 --> 03:15:40.060 Coolie and Uzi thank you for the subs. 03:15:40.060 --> 03:15:40.900 Pizza thank you for the juice. 03:15:40.900 --> 03:15:41.720 Sub's agent and mouth thank you for the sub. 03:15:41.720 --> 03:15:43.000 Drew from the thousand buddies. 03:15:43.000 --> 03:15:45.200 I'm gonna start off by saying love the streams of odds. 03:15:45.200 --> 03:15:47.720 You need to watch La La Land, the music slander. 03:15:47.720 --> 03:15:48.960 I don't disagree with the usual types of stuff. 03:15:48.960 --> 03:15:49.800 Musicals are annoying. 03:15:49.800 --> 03:15:51.080 It's one of my favorite movies. 03:15:51.080 --> 03:15:52.400 I've thought about watching it. 03:15:52.400 --> 03:15:53.240 I never have though. 03:15:53.240 --> 03:15:54.080 Little take of the thousand, 03:15:54.080 --> 03:15:55.680 but he's the other thousand bets and the 300 bets. 03:15:55.680 --> 03:15:56.520 I am a jam. 03:15:56.520 --> 03:15:57.800 Take of the seven, Dorito and Jose for the sub rhyme, 03:15:57.800 --> 03:15:59.800 but it's not our six, but it's the three. 03:15:59.800 --> 03:16:00.720 And Danny, take of the five. 03:16:00.720 --> 03:16:01.560 Chat lock in. 03:16:03.520 --> 03:16:05.280 All right, we can't miss this skill check. 03:16:05.280 --> 03:16:07.640 Otherwise, we have another unskippable cutscene. 03:16:08.640 --> 03:16:09.480 Locked. 03:16:13.000 --> 03:16:36.680 Oh my god dude when I whiffed that third one that was so scary oh my god am I out no but 03:16:36.680 --> 03:16:41.900 I just abandoned that woman I feel like I should have gone in and hammered his head in 03:16:44.240 --> 03:16:47.180 The butterfly must mean something 03:16:51.620 --> 03:16:53.620 Fear thank you for the rain 03:16:56.560 --> 03:16:58.800 I could have gone back for her bro you're lying 03:17:01.600 --> 03:17:04.100 No way I could have gone back for her screamers redeemed 03:17:06.680 --> 03:17:08.680 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 03:17:11.680 --> 03:17:13.680 That may be lightheaded as fuck. 03:17:14.680 --> 03:17:16.680 Oh my god, I'm not escaped. Is he gonna like chase me? 03:17:19.680 --> 03:17:21.680 The first guy I see. You're my soulmate! 03:17:22.680 --> 03:17:24.680 There's a crackhead on the side of the road. 03:17:24.680 --> 03:17:38.120 The sex phone call line 886604 one time 03:17:38.120 --> 03:17:46.680 Our arps hiring corporate is looking for a motivated people to join. 03:17:46.680 --> 03:17:49.960 Omega's must have OS 44 suppression certificate. 03:17:49.960 --> 03:17:52.960 What? 03:17:52.960 --> 03:17:53.960 Part office experience. 03:17:53.960 --> 03:17:55.720 What was the chemical that we saw? 03:17:55.720 --> 03:17:57.700 Prior office experience preferred for betas and alphas 03:17:57.700 --> 03:17:59.960 must work well under pressure. 03:17:59.960 --> 03:18:02.360 Office 24 supports programs for Omega's health 03:18:02.360 --> 03:18:03.400 and wellness perks. 03:18:03.400 --> 03:18:05.400 Career growth opportunities prioritized for beta 03:18:05.400 --> 03:18:08.100 and alpha staff, paid leave and performance bonuses. 03:18:08.100 --> 03:18:09.520 We're looking for self-sufficient, 03:18:09.520 --> 03:18:11.800 driven employees, beta and alpha candidates encouraged. 03:18:11.800 --> 03:18:15.100 Omega's must meet suppression standards. 03:18:15.100 --> 03:18:18.020 Apply to submit your resume and suppression certificate 03:18:18.020 --> 03:18:20.620 if Omega to HR, arms corporate rewards, 03:18:20.620 --> 03:18:22.620 dedication, loyalty, and efficiency. 03:18:22.620 --> 03:18:30.740 chat what is the war behind omega alpha and beta's in this sense 03:18:30.740 --> 03:18:34.860 there's another note there let's check the car park car you look closer and see 03:18:34.860 --> 03:18:38.260 something yummy nugs 03:18:44.020 --> 03:18:46.940 salty 03:18:47.100 --> 03:18:50.980 omegaverse is a fictional genre where humans are categorized in subsections 03:18:50.980 --> 03:18:56.980 based on wolf packs. The lower section is omega higher as alpha, betas are neutral and don't necessarily fall in subsections. 03:18:57.980 --> 03:19:04.980 So, am I a chud? I'm an omega chud. And the guy that kidnapped me is higher. 03:19:06.980 --> 03:19:11.980 Roommate wanted a mega male only private residential rural areas by home no disturbances. 03:19:11.980 --> 03:19:26.980 About the under 34 year old female stable income clean household preferred structures of obedience $200 a month. Holy cheap. Holy cheap. You totally provided and meals provided $200 a month. 03:19:26.980 --> 03:19:35.980 That's awesome. What a deal. Okay, I go this way for this way. Let's go this way. Wait, I gotta read the sign. 03:19:35.980 --> 03:19:39.980 Blackwood Forest or Willowbrook? 03:19:48.980 --> 03:19:54.980 I think you're a beta. I'm sure he would have done experiments on you if you were an omega. Something about suppressing pheromones. 03:19:54.980 --> 03:20:00.980 Oh, because there's no point in doing experiments on me if I'm not experimentable. 03:20:00.980 --> 03:20:04.980 So I'm just like... I'm neutral for him. 03:20:05.980 --> 03:20:08.380 That way. Okay, it's all making sense now. 03:20:09.780 --> 03:20:12.180 Dude, I'm wandering in the middle of the fucking woods. 03:20:12.180 --> 03:20:13.480 This looks like... 03:20:13.480 --> 03:20:14.980 There's nothing for you over there. 03:20:15.980 --> 03:20:16.980 Oh, that's why. 03:20:19.680 --> 03:20:20.780 A payphone! 03:20:20.780 --> 03:20:22.580 I should've called the sex hotline! 03:20:25.280 --> 03:20:26.980 That ass. I don't have a coin. 03:20:32.080 --> 03:20:33.980 Bro, I need money. 03:21:05.980 --> 03:21:07.980 Call now 555 one two three four 03:21:10.180 --> 03:21:14.360 All right, yeah, this is like a full on dystopia tell me that's a coin. It's a dead bird 03:21:14.540 --> 03:21:16.660 Why did I pick that up with my bare hands? 03:21:17.500 --> 03:21:19.500 Homivirus homivirus 03:21:21.260 --> 03:21:23.260 If she eats it 03:21:24.860 --> 03:21:26.860 Do it 03:21:26.860 --> 03:21:35.420 That is disgusting. That's fucking disgusting. That is disgusting. That is, that is certainly, 03:21:35.420 --> 03:21:41.940 certainly going to be pissing out of your ass later. She's a fucking dead bird off the 03:21:41.940 --> 03:21:47.980 side of the road. That is disgusting. What is this? Wait, I'm gonna see what's in this 03:21:47.980 --> 03:21:55.620 van. Van. Big enough to steal many pretty girls, but not you, filthy child. What the 03:21:55.620 --> 03:21:56.740 What the fuck was that? 03:21:56.740 --> 03:21:57.740 How is it red? 03:21:57.740 --> 03:22:00.420 You don't know what that is. 03:22:00.420 --> 03:22:02.860 That's a condom. 03:22:02.860 --> 03:22:03.860 Perhaps candy? 03:22:03.860 --> 03:22:05.860 Too bad it's already eaten. 03:22:05.860 --> 03:22:06.860 Haha! 03:22:06.860 --> 03:22:07.860 A coin! 03:22:07.860 --> 03:22:08.860 What else is here? 03:22:08.860 --> 03:22:09.860 Dead body in the dumpster? 03:22:09.860 --> 03:22:10.860 That's a doll. 03:22:10.860 --> 03:22:23.340 This is a weird ass game, dude. 03:22:23.340 --> 03:22:26.180 told me they're like it's gonna get disturbing the later you go I was like 03:22:26.180 --> 03:22:30.900 oh really oh really yeah there will be like people killing each other she's 03:22:30.900 --> 03:22:35.260 ain't a full-on dead bird there's people kidnapping each other what's she gonna 03:22:35.260 --> 03:22:40.820 eat the doll I don't think she fucks with it 03:22:41.340 --> 03:22:44.460 what am I 03:22:45.460 --> 03:22:46.460 What was I doing? 03:22:48.460 --> 03:22:50.460 Chewing on the seesaw? 03:22:51.460 --> 03:22:53.460 Harry Chewinga. 03:22:53.460 --> 03:22:54.460 Yuck. 03:23:01.460 --> 03:23:02.460 Who was that? 03:23:14.460 --> 03:23:19.900 Little girl, why are you out so late by yourself? 03:23:19.900 --> 03:23:21.620 You shouldn't be out this late. 03:23:21.620 --> 03:23:24.220 A lot of little girls like you are going missing. 03:23:24.220 --> 03:23:27.220 Girls who stay out late are troublemakers. 03:23:27.220 --> 03:23:29.220 Oh wait, no, that's what he said. 03:23:29.220 --> 03:23:30.220 Sorry. 03:23:30.220 --> 03:23:31.220 You're a quiet one. 03:23:31.220 --> 03:23:32.220 Quiet kids don't make problems. 03:23:32.220 --> 03:23:33.220 Hit him with the hammer! 03:23:33.220 --> 03:23:34.220 Wham! 03:23:34.220 --> 03:23:35.220 You don't smell like an Omega. 03:23:35.220 --> 03:23:36.220 You smell...different. 03:23:36.220 --> 03:23:53.260 You don't smell like an Omega. You smell different. Yeah. Not tonight. Oh, so he leaves me? Wow, 03:23:53.260 --> 03:23:57.060 that's really how they do that shit. So if I was an Omega, he would have fucking kidnapped 03:23:57.060 --> 03:24:07.460 my ass. What's this way? I'm not taking that seesaw. Do I need to take that seesaw? We 03:24:07.460 --> 03:24:18.880 might get something out of it. Nope. Just a fun seesaw. One capsule, one community, one 03:24:18.880 --> 03:24:23.800 cent. Oh, is that supposed to block you from getting like harm? Oh my god, that was the 03:24:23.800 --> 03:24:25.400 We gotta be just all. 03:24:25.400 --> 03:24:28.360 Victor Petrov, child abduction, human transportation, 03:24:28.360 --> 03:24:30.280 crimes against omega-minors, possession of restricted, 03:24:30.280 --> 03:24:32.760 suppressant substances. 03:24:32.760 --> 03:24:34.040 Believe detarded vulnerable youth from 03:24:34.040 --> 03:24:36.120 low-income districts do not approach. 03:24:36.120 --> 03:24:38.280 What the fuck, so he would've killed me. 03:24:40.760 --> 03:24:43.480 No more unwanted attention, no more heat cycles, 03:24:43.480 --> 03:24:45.600 more social army, beta's respect to you. 03:24:46.760 --> 03:24:49.440 So are alpha's just like above everybody else, 03:24:49.440 --> 03:24:51.840 like in like a caste system? 03:24:51.840 --> 03:24:55.840 The status are just neutral, optimizer pregnancy, concerned about your child's potential, you're not alone. 03:24:55.840 --> 03:25:02.840 Recent studies confirm that Alpha offspring demonstrate higher pain, pollen, superior leadership, increased survival rates, yeah, so you want to be an Alpha. 03:25:02.840 --> 03:25:04.840 Being an Omega sucks. 03:25:04.840 --> 03:25:09.840 I am really searching every trash can. 03:25:09.840 --> 03:25:11.840 Dump soda. 03:25:11.840 --> 03:25:14.840 Bro, I'm actually just straight up trash picking. 03:25:14.840 --> 03:25:16.840 Oh my god. 03:25:16.840 --> 03:25:20.840 A warm cola out of a dumpster. 03:25:20.840 --> 03:25:34.040 Oh my god, to wash down that dead bird I ate. 03:25:34.040 --> 03:25:38.040 I'm gonna vomit. 03:25:38.040 --> 03:25:40.040 No. 03:25:40.040 --> 03:25:42.040 Interesting. 03:25:42.040 --> 03:25:52.040 It was spiked. I don't think a closed can would be spiked. 03:25:52.040 --> 03:25:58.040 Oh my god, am I everything at once? 03:25:58.040 --> 03:26:04.040 So that's why he was like, you smell weird. 03:26:04.040 --> 03:26:06.040 I'm like an anomaly. 03:26:06.040 --> 03:26:11.040 They can't, they can't like, understand what I am. 03:26:11.040 --> 03:26:18.040 Yeah, question marks. 03:26:18.040 --> 03:26:26.040 Sigma, the most badass box full of things. 03:26:26.040 --> 03:26:29.040 Yeah, why would not one? 03:26:29.040 --> 03:26:33.040 Full of things you don't know. 03:26:33.040 --> 03:26:38.040 A chocolate bar. 03:26:38.040 --> 03:26:41.040 It's a swim bar. I eat it, start trippin'. 03:26:43.040 --> 03:26:44.040 This tastes weird. 03:26:45.040 --> 03:26:48.040 This tastes like stale and kind of like poop. 03:26:52.040 --> 03:26:54.040 We ran out of OS 44 again, shittin'. 03:26:54.040 --> 03:26:56.040 It was delayed for the third time. 03:26:56.040 --> 03:26:58.040 People are coming and shaking and crying. 03:26:58.040 --> 03:27:00.040 Caught a boy stealing OS 44. 03:27:01.040 --> 03:27:02.040 Been restricted. 03:27:02.040 --> 03:27:04.040 People are assaulting the workers. 03:27:04.040 --> 03:27:06.040 So people need this medicine back. 03:27:08.040 --> 03:27:12.480 smell yourself but beta know your bond 03:27:12.480 --> 03:27:18.660 wow this is fucking weird and there's blood everywhere so somebody broke in 03:27:18.660 --> 03:27:23.420 after hours 03:27:27.520 --> 03:27:34.860 oh is this a flashback hey where you going you need a ride oh thank you for the 03:27:34.860 --> 03:27:40.680 offer but I'm okay oh it's okay I get it lots of weird alphas around right now 03:27:40.680 --> 03:27:45.900 oh that's me when I was a kid so is this my dad don't worry I got my daughter 03:27:45.900 --> 03:27:49.860 here with me I think we're having the same way head to Vellich grad you can 03:27:49.860 --> 03:27:58.020 drop you off okay thank you so much on any fucking murders or wow it's a thing 03:27:58.020 --> 03:28:02.060 the guy used to do a lot talking to you or taking you with him dressing even 03:28:02.060 --> 03:28:04.900 nicer clothes to wear them in. Wow. 03:28:11.460 --> 03:28:15.660 The phone might be important. Why wasn't able? Oh my God, I never went back to that 03:28:15.660 --> 03:28:23.860 phone. Get up. We're leaving. Oh my God, I never went back to that phone chat. I just 03:28:23.860 --> 03:28:28.540 remembered that. Yeah, he said get up. We're leaving fucking murder in the bushes. Damn, 03:28:28.540 --> 03:28:29.780 Should we go all the way back? 03:28:29.780 --> 03:28:30.780 I wonder if it'll loop. 03:28:32.380 --> 03:28:34.580 No, the body knows before the mind. 03:28:37.580 --> 03:28:39.760 It, this looks like an apocalypse. 03:28:39.760 --> 03:28:40.900 Is everybody dead? 03:28:43.940 --> 03:28:46.660 Today's my day to find out the pink dance of Dead Rat. 03:28:47.940 --> 03:28:50.260 I guess the piece of box isn't completely empty of food. 03:28:50.260 --> 03:28:51.100 Okay. 03:28:52.580 --> 03:28:53.700 Hmm, meaty. 03:28:53.700 --> 03:28:57.020 On a live rat, how fucking sweet. 03:28:57.020 --> 03:28:57.820 That's just- 03:29:01.420 --> 03:29:03.620 You gotta go back? Why are people spamming? 03:29:04.520 --> 03:29:05.320 I found nothing. 03:29:12.920 --> 03:29:14.020 Are you okay? 03:29:17.620 --> 03:29:19.620 Why are you going through the trash? Do you need help? 03:29:23.420 --> 03:29:24.720 Am I gonna kill her too? 03:29:27.020 --> 03:29:33.420 I'm like a fucking psychopath. 03:29:33.420 --> 03:29:37.740 I don't think my character is like... good. 03:29:37.740 --> 03:29:39.740 I think she's like a neutral... 03:29:57.020 --> 03:30:07.020 I feel like I'm getting brainwashed right now. 03:30:07.020 --> 03:30:18.340 The woman? 03:30:18.340 --> 03:30:19.340 What are you? 03:30:19.340 --> 03:30:20.340 Come on. 03:30:20.340 --> 03:30:23.340 Why am I killing this lady? 03:30:23.340 --> 03:30:24.600 This lady was so- 03:30:24.600 --> 03:30:26.600 Uh, uh... 03:30:27.480 --> 03:30:29.480 Stop! I can't breathe! 03:30:30.760 --> 03:30:33.260 Oh my god, am I gonna fucking snap her, Trankia? 03:30:34.040 --> 03:30:34.860 Dude... 03:30:34.860 --> 03:30:36.360 She hit me with her glass bottle. 03:30:36.360 --> 03:30:38.360 Woooo! 03:30:48.200 --> 03:30:50.200 Oh, my eyes all fucked up now. 03:30:50.200 --> 03:30:52.200 Don't tell me I'm blind in that eye. 03:30:53.340 --> 03:30:59.340 I feel like that guy's also got to be watching for me, but he has to have woken up and seen that I'm gone. 03:30:59.340 --> 03:31:02.340 You kind of deserved it? Oh yeah, I was trying to murder that woman. What? 03:31:05.340 --> 03:31:07.340 Or did that just like piss me off? 03:31:17.340 --> 03:31:18.340 Don't? 03:31:18.340 --> 03:31:19.340 Let. 03:31:19.340 --> 03:31:25.340 It's just a her. 03:31:25.340 --> 03:31:26.340 Her. 03:31:26.340 --> 03:31:27.340 Escape. 03:31:27.340 --> 03:31:28.340 Oh my god. 03:31:28.340 --> 03:31:36.340 Am I going to chase and kill this lady? 03:31:36.340 --> 03:32:06.260 What is she a track star how did she 03:32:06.260 --> 03:32:07.500 She run that fast. 03:32:08.780 --> 03:32:10.820 Holy 40 time. 03:32:10.820 --> 03:32:12.340 Oh, we're literally going back to where we came. 03:32:12.340 --> 03:32:13.860 She's gonna go to the telephone. 03:32:13.860 --> 03:32:15.580 She's gonna go to the telephone. 03:32:15.580 --> 03:32:17.420 Oh my God. 03:32:17.420 --> 03:32:19.220 That's why we didn't need to go back. 03:32:19.220 --> 03:32:42.700 I'm choking her with my mind. 03:32:42.700 --> 03:32:45.700 She's coughing up blood. 03:32:45.700 --> 03:32:50.700 Oh, it's GGs, dude. 03:32:50.700 --> 03:32:52.700 Oh. 03:32:52.700 --> 03:32:56.700 Wow. 03:32:56.700 --> 03:33:00.700 Somebody said she's so pretty, too. 03:33:00.700 --> 03:33:05.700 So if she was ugly, it would have been sad. 03:33:05.700 --> 03:33:14.700 Am I going to eat her? 03:33:14.700 --> 03:33:26.900 to eat her? She's begging me to let her live. Or giving the option I'm letting her live. 03:33:26.900 --> 03:33:43.020 She's crying for her mom. She's begging God. Oh my god. Oh my god, if we play the game, 03:33:43.020 --> 03:33:45.020 I'm just gonna say God is dead. 03:33:49.500 --> 03:33:51.500 I'm just gonna say God is dead. 03:33:53.020 --> 03:33:55.020 That's certainly what it says. 03:34:05.020 --> 03:34:07.020 You can't stop me. 03:34:07.020 --> 03:34:28.320 I feel like I'm taking like a psychiatric test right now. 03:34:28.320 --> 03:34:30.740 I don't understand the red string thing. 03:34:30.740 --> 03:34:36.620 Is that my soulmate or something, or is it supposed to resemble the umbilical cord? 03:34:36.620 --> 03:34:40.220 There was the red string that I had attached to her and I. 03:34:40.220 --> 03:34:43.820 She's my faded name, and I'm burping her. 03:34:43.820 --> 03:34:46.220 There was no way around me not killing her. 03:34:50.720 --> 03:34:52.220 That's so fucked. 03:35:06.620 --> 03:35:21.980 to be continued wow 03:35:21.980 --> 03:35:25.500 on the crime scene it seems like the 03:35:25.500 --> 03:35:26.900 fucking police don't do anything here 03:35:26.900 --> 03:35:29.300 they had multiple break-ins that whole 03:35:29.300 --> 03:35:31.660 oh my god what are they, hazmat suits 03:35:31.660 --> 03:35:34.340 who do you think did it? scent regulation 03:35:34.340 --> 03:35:35.620 department another alpha and an 03:35:35.620 --> 03:35:39.580 pheromones except the machine isn't picking it up, you don't think it's a new thing. 03:35:39.580 --> 03:35:40.740 No, there's no God in God. 03:35:41.740 --> 03:35:44.160 Oh, so there's a type of person that's like a father. 03:35:44.160 --> 03:35:45.320 A niggma. 03:35:45.820 --> 03:35:49.560 WAAAAAAAHHHHHH! 03:35:50.640 --> 03:35:54.120 They're pheromones, deadly against Alphas and Omega. 03:35:54.120 --> 03:35:58.860 Their new extrafeatures are going to want to hear about this, the man for a niggma pheromones is very high. 03:35:58.860 --> 03:36:02.620 No way, that's not an egg, it looks like, she's the same age as you. 03:36:02.620 --> 03:36:04.060 Your mission is to keep an eye on her. 03:36:04.060 --> 03:36:06.060 I couldn't even make it. What do you mean it looks like this? 03:36:06.060 --> 03:36:08.060 He's got it here. 03:36:08.060 --> 03:36:10.060 He sounded like Bulgaria. 03:36:10.060 --> 03:36:12.060 Aren't those usually found in the Middle East? 03:36:12.060 --> 03:36:14.060 And it's a 12 year old girl. 03:36:14.060 --> 03:36:16.060 I'll give you $700 million. 03:36:16.060 --> 03:36:18.060 $700 million. 03:36:22.060 --> 03:36:24.060 $700 million 03:36:24.060 --> 03:36:26.060 to go find her? 03:36:26.060 --> 03:36:28.060 What the fuck? 03:36:28.060 --> 03:36:40.300 Wow, that was awesome. That was a very weird game. One of the weirdest games I've played, 03:36:40.300 --> 03:36:46.220 but plus fun, never the last chat. Exhibition point, GID, God is Dead. Check it out, thank 03:36:46.220 --> 03:36:51.100 you to God is Dead for sponsoring that portion of today's segment. I enjoyed the game, I 03:36:51.100 --> 03:36:51.940 I thought it was weird. 03:36:51.940 --> 03:36:56.940 I would play the second one, but yeah. 03:36:56.980 --> 03:37:01.020 Fucking play the game. 03:37:01.020 --> 03:37:02.100 It's free on itch. 03:37:02.100 --> 03:37:05.580 Episode one, episode two, coming out soon on Steam. 03:37:05.580 --> 03:37:06.740 You can watch this at today. 03:37:06.740 --> 03:37:08.880 Chat, how do I get my task board back? 03:37:15.980 --> 03:37:17.180 Like how do I get my, 03:37:17.180 --> 03:37:23.060 How do I get my thing back? 03:37:23.060 --> 03:37:37.060 Like the bottom part, press B. Okay, that's a Y. 03:37:37.060 --> 03:37:38.060 Taskbar settings. 03:37:38.060 --> 03:37:39.980 Yeah, but I can't even open. 03:37:39.980 --> 03:37:41.880 I don't know how to open my taskbar. 03:38:04.900 --> 03:38:07.220 How do I get my taskbar? 03:38:09.980 --> 03:38:14.980 Windows key. 03:38:14.980 --> 03:38:17.980 Yeah, but how do I get it back? 03:38:17.980 --> 03:38:21.980 Like, how do I get it back? 03:38:21.980 --> 03:38:23.980 I don't remember how I turned it off. 03:38:23.980 --> 03:38:28.980 Taskbar behaviors? 03:38:28.980 --> 03:38:30.980 No, that's alignment. 03:38:30.980 --> 03:38:32.980 Time zones, notifications. 03:38:32.980 --> 03:38:35.980 How do I get my taskbar back? 03:38:35.980 --> 03:38:38.980 Press shift. 03:38:38.980 --> 03:38:44.340 Dude stop spending bullshit stop spending bullshit. Yes taskbar settings and then what? 03:38:50.820 --> 03:38:52.820 Like you guys are just trolling 03:38:59.060 --> 03:39:00.900 F11 03:39:00.900 --> 03:39:03.220 Yo, I will end stream right now 03:39:03.220 --> 03:39:07.260 Like I actually you know, like f11's not f11's not getting it back 03:39:07.740 --> 03:39:14.860 F11's not getting it back. Like I like I will I'm like I'm so serious like I like I just don't like oh, why are we doing this? 03:39:16.700 --> 03:39:18.700 Just Google it 03:39:19.980 --> 03:39:23.820 Bro, I don't remember how I fucking removed my task ball 03:39:33.220 --> 03:39:51.180 Move the cursor to the bottom once it pops up, right click the taskbar, taskbar, sending 03:39:51.180 --> 03:39:56.940 taskbar behavior, uncheck automatically hide. 03:39:56.940 --> 03:39:59.180 Automatically hide taskbar, uncheck. 03:39:59.180 --> 03:40:00.180 Okay. 03:40:00.180 --> 03:40:02.580 Boom, boom, we're back. 03:40:02.580 --> 03:40:04.660 I'm going to piss and then we'll hop into some other shit. 03:40:04.660 --> 03:40:06.260 Chap, think of it as three. 03:40:06.260 --> 03:40:07.460 What would say, think of what you do? 03:40:07.460 --> 03:40:08.460 You're trying me to finish high school, 03:40:08.460 --> 03:40:09.460 and I'm starting college Monday. 03:40:09.460 --> 03:40:11.860 Dub, Gly Gamer, and a leap of the sub, Akiah, 03:40:11.860 --> 03:40:13.700 Kway for the sub, Danny for the five, 03:40:13.700 --> 03:40:15.300 TJ and Gibby for the sub, Lil'Tank for the seven, 03:40:15.300 --> 03:40:17.460 Lil'Tank for the 2,000, Bitties. 03:40:17.460 --> 03:40:19.420 Lucid Sleepy, think of it as up, Golden, McKayla, 03:40:19.420 --> 03:40:20.380 and Passive, think of it as sub, 03:40:20.380 --> 03:40:22.060 Jack and IC for the sub as well. 03:40:22.060 --> 03:40:24.060 All right, hold on. 03:41:02.580 --> 03:41:07.820 sponsor label and change the stream title you gotta give me a second and then 03:41:07.820 --> 03:41:12.580 I'm gonna pass some old fucking lock back in 03:41:21.980 --> 03:41:24.980 hold up 03:41:32.580 --> 03:41:39.580 Okay, coming down like 30 seconds. 03:43:02.580 --> 03:43:04.580 Oh 03:43:29.480 --> 03:43:31.480 My god, great song all 03:43:31.480 --> 03:43:33.480 Oh my god, great song. 03:43:36.480 --> 03:43:37.480 No. 03:43:38.480 --> 03:43:40.480 What it means. 03:43:40.480 --> 03:43:42.480 What it... Oh, it's not this. 03:43:43.480 --> 03:43:45.480 Dreams come true. 03:43:53.480 --> 03:43:54.480 Alright. 03:43:54.480 --> 03:43:56.480 Chat, do we wanna... 03:43:56.480 --> 03:43:58.480 Well, I feel like I'll poll you guys. 03:43:58.480 --> 03:44:00.480 What do you wanna do now? 03:44:01.480 --> 03:44:12.000 We could do Pyromaniac now. We could do another game. I'm muted? I'm not muted. Jacob, take 03:44:12.000 --> 03:44:16.680 it with a 3. Gamer Elite, Glide, take it with a sub. No, we're not doing Subnautica. That's 03:44:16.680 --> 03:44:22.840 the only thing I'm not doing right now. Because we're beating it next Wednesday. We're beating 03:44:22.840 --> 03:44:28.240 it next Wednesday. We could do, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull. Pyromaniac, Retro, we're 03:44:28.240 --> 03:44:38.000 done playing. Oh my gosh sorry excuse me. Paromaniac which is oh we can do all nine 03:44:38.000 --> 03:44:45.280 knees as well that's a shorter one. We can do some itch games I'll just put itch games. 03:44:45.280 --> 03:44:53.840 Paromaniac itch games. Clover Pit no dude I'm not really I feel like Clover Pit ain't 03:44:53.840 --> 03:45:09.160 that hype anymore. Pyromaniac itch games, Fall Guys. We'll toss Fall Guys in the ring, 03:45:09.160 --> 03:45:17.900 why not? Toss Fall Guys in there. Fucking horsey game, no, horsey game already beat. 03:45:17.900 --> 03:45:23.080 Scritchy scratchy, I'm done playing. Ivy assembly, I'm done playing. What else? Also chat if you 03:45:23.080 --> 03:45:24.080 We have the videos you haven't watched. 03:45:24.080 --> 03:45:25.080 It was the end of play video. 03:45:25.080 --> 03:45:26.080 So I'll see you in the end of this time. 03:45:26.080 --> 03:45:27.080 Today, we're about to just do random shit 03:45:27.080 --> 03:45:29.080 that the fucking rest of stream tomorrow. 03:45:29.080 --> 03:45:31.080 I'm doing one random game and then we're doing gamble 03:45:31.080 --> 03:45:33.080 with your friends and liars of our me, Jinxie, Ron 03:45:33.080 --> 03:45:35.080 and maybe Dante's. 03:45:35.080 --> 03:45:36.080 Friday's react Saturday, not live. 03:45:36.080 --> 03:45:37.080 Sunday, early react day. 03:45:37.080 --> 03:45:39.080 Monday, not live. 03:45:39.080 --> 03:45:42.080 Soros and Forza Horizon 6 on Tuesday. 03:45:42.080 --> 03:45:44.080 Wednesday, we're finishing Subnautica. 03:45:44.080 --> 03:45:46.080 Thursday, next week is up in the air. 03:45:46.080 --> 03:45:47.080 Maybe random game day. 03:45:47.080 --> 03:45:49.080 Maybe a wiki race with blood. 03:45:49.080 --> 03:45:50.080 Maybe 007. 03:45:50.080 --> 03:45:51.080 It might be a Brovy Bro day. 03:45:51.080 --> 03:45:52.080 I don't really know. 03:45:52.080 --> 03:45:54.880 And then I'm gone the 30th to the second for four days. 03:45:54.880 --> 03:45:57.840 We're back the third grinding out stream, the fifth. 03:45:57.840 --> 03:46:04.080 We have another charity stream for Shatterproof for drug addiction prevention and drug addiction recovery. 03:46:04.080 --> 03:46:09.080 Then we have the Yu-Gi collab, Killdozer collab coming up, a bunch of new games dropping. 03:46:09.080 --> 03:46:10.680 We're going to do a try not to laugh soon. 03:46:10.680 --> 03:46:15.280 And then probably like mid June, we're going to do that gross shot review stream as well. 03:46:15.280 --> 03:46:20.880 Are you ending? No, I was just telling my schedule. 03:46:20.880 --> 03:46:24.240 I just saved my schedule like three times a stream just so people know what's happening 03:46:26.160 --> 03:46:30.800 Um, I don't know what random game we're gonna play tomorrow before we do the collab though 03:46:33.840 --> 03:46:38.240 There's another game called at hot at night haunted ride, which I kind of want to play 03:46:39.680 --> 03:46:41.680 I don't know how long that is though 03:46:42.720 --> 03:46:44.320 I'm googling 03:46:44.320 --> 03:46:46.320 That's like an hour and a half 03:46:46.720 --> 03:46:48.720 We could probably play that tomorrow 03:46:48.720 --> 03:46:57.360 I don't know how good of a game that is though. 03:46:57.360 --> 03:47:02.080 There's also, how long is Pyromaniac? 03:47:02.080 --> 03:47:03.480 Pyromaniac game. 03:47:03.480 --> 03:47:09.400 Dude, Pyromaniac's like two hours. 03:47:09.400 --> 03:47:13.400 It might be chopped for Pyromaniac right now. 03:47:13.400 --> 03:47:14.400 Okay. 03:47:14.400 --> 03:47:22.720 Okay, then we're either going to do itch games, fall guys, CSGO, 03:47:26.640 --> 03:47:32.320 but it looks like a game we could rip that like we haven't played yet or haven't played in a while. 03:47:36.160 --> 03:47:38.000 Y'all remember that game lasers? 03:47:39.280 --> 03:47:42.240 I feel like not many people remember the game lasers we played. 03:47:42.240 --> 03:47:45.000 It has mixed reviews, but I think it's fun. 03:47:45.720 --> 03:47:49.440 Let's get ready to laser! 03:47:57.280 --> 03:47:58.880 Can I play with you guys? 03:48:01.480 --> 03:48:04.280 That shit was funny. Yeah, you like twerk when you're done. 03:48:04.280 --> 03:48:08.080 You have like a minute or two minutes to finish a level, and it's always different. 03:48:09.040 --> 03:48:11.120 I'll throw that in the loop, lasers. 03:48:11.120 --> 03:48:16.220 I have had that downloaded because I'm like, bro, I've always wanted to replay that game and we just haven't 03:48:20.720 --> 03:48:23.800 Remember H2O delirious. Yes, I remember H2O delirious 03:48:25.760 --> 03:48:27.760 Remember remember PewDiePie 03:48:28.560 --> 03:48:30.560 Bro, H2O delirious is an OG 03:48:32.840 --> 03:48:35.960 Itch games would be like probably like two itch games 03:48:35.960 --> 03:48:37.960 I 03:48:39.320 --> 03:48:43.320 Laser's fall guys in CS go and I'll just throw other 03:48:44.880 --> 03:48:46.880 All right, but on that pole I 03:48:47.680 --> 03:48:52.320 Can't do cahoots. Let's get even the three. Can you look at their messages? Nobody's banned him yet? Oh 03:48:57.800 --> 03:48:59.040 Man 03:48:59.040 --> 03:49:04.000 Number one, buddy, I'm gonna ban you I'm gonna ban you. I'm sorry cuz you're a fucking spammer 03:49:04.000 --> 03:49:10.880 but like yo hey I'm a new streamer I was wondering you have any tips do you have 03:49:10.880 --> 03:49:14.720 any tips not do this right we were just talking about streamer tips earlier 03:49:14.720 --> 03:49:17.480 the stream there's probably a million clips of me talking about streaming tips 03:49:17.480 --> 03:49:21.560 it's you have 65 chats and every single one of them is the same message and 03:49:21.560 --> 03:49:26.080 you're adding me every single time twice that is so fucking annoying don't do 03:49:26.080 --> 03:49:29.080 You're also live. 03:49:29.080 --> 03:49:33.080 The ones I got were people. 03:49:33.080 --> 03:49:37.080 That was also live while spamming that in my chat. 03:49:37.080 --> 03:49:39.080 There is no way. 03:49:39.080 --> 03:49:40.080 Whatever. 03:49:40.080 --> 03:49:41.080 It's not even the three. 03:49:41.080 --> 03:49:46.080 I just don't. 03:49:46.080 --> 03:49:48.080 People are really fall guys. 03:49:48.080 --> 03:49:49.080 All right. 03:49:49.080 --> 03:49:55.080 We'll redo the poll with fall guys and itch games. 03:49:55.080 --> 03:50:04.200 which we would run costumes if we do fog we would run a mixture of customs 03:50:04.200 --> 03:50:11.400 many ranked fall guys in itch games chat ranked are not ranked vote vote on the 03:50:11.400 --> 03:50:17.400 poll itch games are getting most votes we have a lot of itch games that we can 03:50:17.400 --> 03:50:33.840 play. I might do tomorrow I might rip at night Haunted Ride. It has good reviews, it's new, 03:50:33.840 --> 03:50:39.640 it has one negative review, the rest is good. The problem with indie games is you can never 03:50:39.640 --> 03:50:41.640 Tell us like the reviews are bothered 03:50:44.680 --> 03:50:46.680 It seems like they aren't though 03:50:51.200 --> 03:50:54.760 Love the cheesy 9 chapter in Park ride. Yeah, I was good reviews. Oh 03:50:56.360 --> 03:50:58.360 That chapter just said please kill yourself 03:51:01.040 --> 03:51:04.480 Dude lonas world man, why why are you what's wrong? 03:51:09.640 --> 03:51:16.880 You said schedule one a bunch and then said warhead play warhead. I hope you end yourself 03:51:16.880 --> 03:51:18.880 I hope you kill yourself you needed I please go yourself 03:51:19.880 --> 03:51:21.880 Go to chatter somebody my back eye 03:51:31.000 --> 03:51:33.000 You're a model that guy 03:51:33.000 --> 03:51:43.000 No, not an itch game. 03:51:43.000 --> 03:51:44.000 Why? 03:51:44.000 --> 03:51:47.000 What's your disdain with itch games? 03:51:47.000 --> 03:51:50.000 We're going to throw this down here. 03:51:50.000 --> 03:51:51.000 All right, this is what we're going to do. 03:51:51.000 --> 03:51:53.000 We're going to pull on these three itch games. 03:51:53.000 --> 03:51:55.000 If people voted itch. 03:51:55.000 --> 03:51:58.000 60% itch. 03:51:58.000 --> 03:52:01.000 Oh, oh, we're still, we're, oh my God, 03:52:01.000 --> 03:52:03.160 Oh my god, what are we running a fucking 20 minute poll? 03:52:03.160 --> 03:52:04.080 Holy shit. 03:52:06.840 --> 03:52:09.080 How did a thousand people vote on the poll 03:52:09.080 --> 03:52:11.080 but there's 7,000 people in stream? 03:52:11.080 --> 03:52:12.920 Holy view, barter, Bart. 03:52:12.920 --> 03:52:14.000 Vote on the poll. 03:52:17.760 --> 03:52:19.640 Vote on the fucking poll. 03:52:19.640 --> 03:52:21.400 Vote on the poll. 03:52:21.400 --> 03:52:23.080 Vote on the poll, vote on the poll, vote on the poll, 03:52:23.080 --> 03:52:24.880 vote on the poll, vote on the poll, vote on the poll. 03:52:24.880 --> 03:52:26.480 Slip, think of the three. 03:52:26.480 --> 03:52:28.200 Run it, one itch game in the fall guys. 03:52:28.200 --> 03:52:30.640 Racks on the subs, get even the three. 03:52:30.640 --> 03:52:32.080 Hitchhack with a sub j, with a sub 10, 03:52:32.080 --> 03:52:33.560 thinking of the three, Kerbal Space Program, 03:52:33.560 --> 03:52:36.760 Gly, Gamer and a leaf of the sub j, but thinking of the sub. 03:52:38.080 --> 03:52:38.920 All right, it's still the same, 03:52:38.920 --> 03:52:41.960 it's still the same, it's more towards itch. 03:52:41.960 --> 03:52:43.080 All right, end poll. 03:52:47.080 --> 03:52:48.520 All right, we're gonna rip itch games. 03:52:48.520 --> 03:52:50.680 We're gonna run, I actually kind of like that vibe 03:52:50.680 --> 03:52:53.000 of one itch game and then we rip, 03:52:53.000 --> 03:52:56.440 and then we rip fall guys. 03:52:58.720 --> 03:53:00.000 Or I don't know, it really depends 03:53:00.000 --> 03:53:01.240 Which itch game we run. 03:53:03.360 --> 03:53:05.840 I don't even remember what these, 03:53:05.840 --> 03:53:07.920 like I have one called father. 03:53:09.520 --> 03:53:11.600 I have no idea what this is. 03:53:14.360 --> 03:53:18.000 A father strict rules you have to escape their evil. 03:53:18.000 --> 03:53:19.280 Oh, it's a demo. 03:53:19.280 --> 03:53:21.280 Now we're not gonna run demo right now. 03:53:22.480 --> 03:53:27.480 Tiny chills not from ear, not from ear itch. 03:53:27.720 --> 03:53:29.960 I don't wanna play some shit that's too scary. 03:53:30.000 --> 03:53:36.000 Oh this game looks really fucking weird. Should we play this? This is an alpha build that means you encounter bugs 03:53:36.920 --> 03:53:40.320 What's listed on steam? Oh, this might be a fucking demo too 03:53:48.680 --> 03:53:51.480 This chatter just made their fucking account bro 03:53:53.520 --> 03:53:55.520 Hold up, I gotta ban them 03:53:55.520 --> 03:54:01.720 I don't know what to play. 03:54:01.720 --> 03:54:02.560 I'm stumped. 03:54:02.560 --> 03:54:04.320 Normally, I'm super scheduled. 03:54:04.320 --> 03:54:08.920 Now I'm not, because we're not playing Pyromaniac. 03:54:08.920 --> 03:54:10.760 All right, I'm just going to choose one. 03:54:10.760 --> 03:54:11.600 OK, chat. 03:54:11.600 --> 03:54:14.760 All my knees or a game about cleaning ears. 03:54:23.400 --> 03:54:24.200 The ear game. 03:54:24.200 --> 03:54:26.040 Why are people putting ears? 03:54:26.040 --> 03:54:28.280 OK, we'll play the fucking ear game. 03:54:28.280 --> 03:54:30.640 Also, I'm going to eat a mini piece of an edible. 03:54:30.640 --> 03:54:34.080 I have literally nothing in my stomach, but I did say I would. 03:54:40.560 --> 03:54:42.560 Tony Pepperoni for the thousand bitties. 03:54:42.560 --> 03:54:43.840 What's your favorite cough medicine? 03:54:43.840 --> 03:54:45.280 Mine's Nyquil. 03:54:45.280 --> 03:54:47.680 You know, Tony, I've never really sat and pondered 03:54:47.680 --> 03:54:51.400 what cough medicine I think is my favorite. 03:54:51.400 --> 03:54:53.720 And I don't think I could name any other cough medicines 03:54:53.720 --> 03:55:01.960 other than Nyquil so I couldn't really tell you man. 03:55:01.960 --> 03:55:02.960 I like Dayquil. 03:55:02.960 --> 03:55:03.960 Dayquil sucks. 03:55:03.960 --> 03:55:06.880 And Nyquil is better than Dayquil. 03:55:06.880 --> 03:55:09.000 Nolan and Jill thank you for the sub-sweat for the three. 03:55:09.000 --> 03:55:14.720 Alright we'll run this ear game and then maybe a little bit of Paul guys. 03:55:14.720 --> 03:55:16.000 This game might be actual trash. 03:55:16.000 --> 03:55:17.000 I have no idea. 03:55:17.000 --> 03:55:19.520 Not even the three. 03:55:19.520 --> 03:55:21.960 Thank you for picking the charity. 03:55:21.960 --> 03:55:26.880 You just love what you do for charities bringing attention to substance abuse recovery. Thank you, Nodia. Thank you for the three. It's candy for the three 03:55:26.880 --> 03:55:29.160 Your chat makes me want to peel my scalp off sometimes 03:55:34.880 --> 03:55:40.880 You realize you realize I have the same feeling but compounded times 10 03:55:42.720 --> 03:55:44.880 It wasn't as bad as Jinxies though 03:55:46.040 --> 03:55:51.080 When me and Jinxie were yapping to each other his whole chat was just spanning hold cue hold cue hold cue 03:55:51.960 --> 03:55:59.180 And I was looking at I was like looking at him and he was just like ignoring it and I'm like, bro 03:55:59.180 --> 03:56:04.600 Good on you. I would have crashed out Ben. Thank you for this up. I would have fucking thrown that bitch and emailed only 03:56:06.360 --> 03:56:09.440 He's live right now. Yeah, I think he's doing a fucking wager with was 03:56:11.500 --> 03:56:17.660 What does that do hold to you as a reference to League of Legends because he always forgets to hold Q to upgrade 03:56:17.660 --> 03:56:24.340 or not to upgrade to use his Q because a lot of league is like micro gaming like you eat it's 03:56:24.460 --> 03:56:29.020 Snowballs so if you're behind a level then you're behind two levels now you're behind three now 03:56:29.020 --> 03:56:31.680 They're killing you just because they're way more leveled so you have to hold Q 03:56:32.700 --> 03:56:34.780 Because you might constantly be using your abilities 03:56:35.340 --> 03:56:37.220 do for 03:56:37.220 --> 03:56:42.260 Dude, I don't think I've ever played 2k my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend 03:56:42.260 --> 03:56:45.620 And holy Elle, girlfriend, and Elle best friend. 03:56:45.620 --> 03:56:46.740 What's the plan? 03:56:46.740 --> 03:56:49.540 Ditch both of them, probably. 03:56:49.540 --> 03:56:51.240 I think that's really the only play. 03:56:53.780 --> 03:56:55.780 Cause they suck, clearly. 03:56:56.860 --> 03:56:58.940 Hold on, I have way too many tabs open. 03:57:00.460 --> 03:57:04.460 Close that, close this, close this. 03:57:06.500 --> 03:57:08.300 Almost just close stream. 03:57:09.460 --> 03:57:10.980 And we're good. 03:57:10.980 --> 03:57:17.300 All right, it's loading. Yo, it just started turning my GPU. This is mining Bitcoin 03:57:25.540 --> 03:57:29.740 I'm not trying to be spamming his philosophy worth studying stuff to you, man. Really I 03:57:30.220 --> 03:57:34.260 Think it's like a cool hobby doesn't need to be something that you need to like fucking sweat 03:57:35.300 --> 03:57:40.260 Dude, what is this loading shaders? Am I playing fucking Marvel rivals right now? Why am I waiting forever? 03:57:40.980 --> 03:57:47.980 What is 16x9, 16x10? 03:57:47.980 --> 03:57:58.980 I don't even know what that fucking means. 03:57:58.980 --> 03:58:02.980 Tiny chills, not from ear. 03:58:02.980 --> 03:58:07.980 This is an alpha build, as such you may encounter bugs. 03:58:07.980 --> 03:58:10.980 Is he another sub-jant taking the 3? 03:58:22.980 --> 03:58:24.980 What the fuck is happening? 03:58:24.980 --> 03:58:26.980 Cursed creatures. 03:58:28.980 --> 03:58:30.980 Not mean scare. 03:58:31.980 --> 03:58:35.980 Fixed shelves, no earthquake, make fall now. 03:58:35.980 --> 03:58:38.980 Yo, do you have CTE, dude? What are you saying? 03:58:38.980 --> 03:58:41.980 What happened? I... 03:58:41.980 --> 03:58:44.980 I don't want to talk about it. A fight at school. 03:58:44.980 --> 03:58:45.980 Fight at school. 03:58:45.980 --> 03:58:48.980 Speak loud. Cannot hear you. 03:58:49.980 --> 03:58:52.980 A fight at school! 03:58:53.980 --> 03:58:56.980 Sometimes violence necessary. 03:58:57.980 --> 03:58:59.980 What reading? 03:58:59.980 --> 03:59:01.980 Holy idiot. 03:59:01.980 --> 03:59:05.740 It's an article about the earthquakes and all the people going missing they say 03:59:05.740 --> 03:59:12.780 there might be a serial killer on the loose. Not believe everything they say! 03:59:12.780 --> 03:59:18.660 Rosetta the chicken? Yeah the chicken's kind of were farming a much older now. 03:59:18.660 --> 03:59:29.660 Is this the wife or a worker? Bren Dildo. Bren Dildo. Thank you John for fixing 03:59:29.660 --> 03:59:33.660 those shelves these darn earthquakes sure know how to make a mess of things don't 03:59:33.660 --> 03:59:34.660 they? 03:59:34.660 --> 03:59:40.300 It looks like dildo Chad, the font's weird. 03:59:40.300 --> 03:59:41.300 I go now! 03:59:41.300 --> 03:59:44.740 I come finish shelves another day. 03:59:44.740 --> 03:59:50.180 Oh, before you go, I brought you this little piece of lasagna to thank you. 03:59:50.180 --> 03:59:51.180 That is a fat ass lasagna. 03:59:51.180 --> 03:59:53.900 What are you talking about, little piece? 03:59:53.900 --> 03:59:54.900 My favorite! 03:59:54.900 --> 03:59:59.900 Share it with Rosetta and don't forget to bring the tray back this time, alright? 03:59:59.900 --> 04:00:02.900 Mmm. Look at this guy's forearms. 04:00:02.900 --> 04:00:06.900 Son, come with me. Okay, so it's my mom. 04:00:06.900 --> 04:00:10.900 Oh my God, she's a doctor. 04:00:10.900 --> 04:00:14.900 My left ear keeps itching for some reason. Can you take a look at it for me? 04:00:14.900 --> 04:00:18.900 You'll believe it. A patient came in today with a huge spider in her ear. 04:00:18.900 --> 04:00:21.900 I'm scared something like that will happen to me too. 04:00:21.900 --> 04:00:23.900 I've had to remove lots of bugs lately. 04:00:23.900 --> 04:00:26.540 Bugs in your ears. 04:00:26.540 --> 04:00:28.500 You ever get a bug in your eyelid? 04:00:28.500 --> 04:00:31.460 Oh my God, that's fucking terrifying. 04:00:31.460 --> 04:00:32.740 You're on a bike ride, 04:00:32.740 --> 04:00:34.860 you like go into a fucking thing of naps, 04:00:34.860 --> 04:00:38.340 one gets in your eye, I feel it like moving in my eyelid. 04:00:38.340 --> 04:00:39.600 Oh, you gotta be line it back, 04:00:39.600 --> 04:00:41.420 you wash your eye a bunch of times, it's so bad. 04:00:41.420 --> 04:00:43.700 It'll happen at some point in your life, it sucks. 04:00:43.700 --> 04:00:45.700 You have fucking bug in your eye. 04:00:45.700 --> 04:00:47.020 And I'm not saying like in your eye, 04:00:47.020 --> 04:00:48.260 like you scoop it out like that, 04:00:48.260 --> 04:00:51.740 like a little bug, like no, like crawls behind your eyelid. 04:00:51.740 --> 04:00:56.160 Thankfully, John managed to fix the suction pump. 04:00:56.160 --> 04:00:58.980 Would have been way more difficult to work without it. 04:00:58.980 --> 04:01:00.060 He replaced most components. 04:01:00.060 --> 04:01:01.740 It's hardly the same machine at this point. 04:01:01.740 --> 04:01:05.200 Yo, fun fact, I have such bad earwax. 04:01:06.160 --> 04:01:08.480 Because I'm constantly wearing headsets and ear buds 04:01:08.480 --> 04:01:12.280 like 80% of the day, I accumulate so much earwax 04:01:12.280 --> 04:01:15.040 that what I do is, I used to go to, 04:01:15.040 --> 04:01:16.360 there was one time I went to an ear doctor 04:01:16.360 --> 04:01:17.760 and they sucked the shit out of my ear 04:01:17.760 --> 04:01:19.200 like we're about to do right now. 04:01:19.200 --> 04:01:21.360 But what I do now is I get a tissue. 04:01:21.360 --> 04:01:24.600 I fill it with warm water and I drip it into my ear and I hear it go 04:01:28.340 --> 04:01:31.040 In my ear, but I tilt the other way and I grab a 04:01:32.320 --> 04:01:38.340 Dry tissue and I go and I rub it my ear and just ear wax just starts fucking falling out of my ears 04:01:38.340 --> 04:01:40.340 I have to do it like every week. I 04:01:41.280 --> 04:01:43.580 Also have to trim my nose hair all the time. I 04:01:44.200 --> 04:01:48.260 Have such bad nose hair TMI. What's lock in? Sorry friend dildo 04:01:48.260 --> 04:01:52.260 He replaced most components. It's hardly the same machine at this point. 04:01:52.260 --> 04:01:56.260 He always fixes everything. It's incredible how many things he knows. 04:01:56.260 --> 04:02:01.260 Anyways, please just take a look and see if there's anything weird in there. 04:02:06.260 --> 04:02:09.260 Tool depth miss is WS. 04:02:09.260 --> 04:02:13.260 Is this tool to suck away any small wax pieces? 04:02:13.260 --> 04:02:15.260 This is horrible. 04:02:18.260 --> 04:02:23.260 If there's a big piece that doesn't want to bulge, use this other tool to get it out. 04:02:28.260 --> 04:02:29.260 What? 04:02:31.260 --> 04:02:32.260 Oh god. 04:02:32.260 --> 04:02:42.260 Oh, dude, this is disgusting. 04:02:42.260 --> 04:02:55.540 Do we have this much ear hair? 04:02:55.540 --> 04:02:56.540 I am deep. 04:02:56.540 --> 04:02:57.540 Oh, what was that? 04:02:57.540 --> 04:02:58.540 I saw something move. 04:02:58.540 --> 04:02:59.540 What? 04:02:59.540 --> 04:03:00.540 What? 04:03:00.540 --> 04:03:01.540 What? 04:03:01.540 --> 04:03:03.540 John added a hammer. 04:03:03.540 --> 04:03:07.540 Go ahead and snap a picture so I can have a look at it. 04:03:07.540 --> 04:03:09.540 Take a picture as bath? 04:03:09.540 --> 04:03:11.540 Why don't see it? 04:03:11.540 --> 04:03:16.540 Dude, imagine having to look at a picture of a bug that's in your ear. 04:03:16.540 --> 04:03:17.540 I don't see anything unusual. 04:03:17.540 --> 04:03:19.540 You probably saw some weird shadow. 04:03:19.540 --> 04:03:20.540 Well, you did great. 04:03:20.540 --> 04:03:22.540 I might just hire you to help me with actual patients. 04:03:22.540 --> 04:03:24.540 But you talk about what happened at school. 04:03:24.540 --> 04:03:27.540 You got into a fight with that kid and got suspended. 04:03:27.540 --> 04:03:28.540 That's not like you. 04:03:28.540 --> 04:03:31.180 And on top of that, you lost the fight. 04:03:31.180 --> 04:03:32.900 Are you stupid, Chud? 04:03:32.900 --> 04:03:33.900 How did you lose? 04:03:33.900 --> 04:03:35.700 I don't want to talk about it. 04:03:35.700 --> 04:03:36.700 He started it. 04:03:36.700 --> 04:03:40.300 He called me a loser, good for nothing, donkey brains. 04:03:40.300 --> 04:03:41.300 What? 04:03:41.300 --> 04:03:43.180 Who cares about what that kid said? 04:03:43.180 --> 04:03:45.100 You don't let that get to you. 04:03:45.100 --> 04:03:47.100 What if he's right? 04:03:47.100 --> 04:03:48.100 Holy. 04:03:48.100 --> 04:03:51.500 Everyone is talking about colleges and leaving this forgotten town. 04:03:51.500 --> 04:03:54.260 I'm failing school and I still have no idea what I want to do. 04:03:54.260 --> 04:03:55.740 It's normal to feel this way. 04:03:55.740 --> 04:03:59.340 It's hard to find your place in a world that that ain't an excuse to hit people. 04:03:59.980 --> 04:04:02.300 The most important thing is figuring out what kind of person you want to be. 04:04:03.980 --> 04:04:05.980 This reminds me of a story about your dad. 04:04:05.980 --> 04:04:08.220 Back when we first met, before you joined the army. 04:04:08.220 --> 04:04:09.420 AHHHHHHH! 04:04:09.420 --> 04:04:10.140 What the fuck? 04:04:11.020 --> 04:04:13.740 Officer of Grimaldi, I'm sorry to purge in like this. 04:04:14.700 --> 04:04:16.140 Brent Gilda, I need you. 04:04:17.420 --> 04:04:19.820 For the thousands time, I'm not coming on a date with you. 04:04:21.340 --> 04:04:23.260 Well, see, that's not what I'm here today. 04:04:23.260 --> 04:04:26.740 I need your help on a case. I'm afraid I cannot wait. 04:04:26.740 --> 04:04:29.860 Why yes, of course Salvatore will come along. 04:04:29.860 --> 04:04:33.980 Just wait here, we'll finish our talk later. Don't forget your chores. You're still grounded. 04:04:33.980 --> 04:04:36.860 Since you don't have school to worry about, you'll be helping me here. 04:04:36.860 --> 04:04:41.660 No more headphones for a month. You understand? You've been wearing them even when you're sleeping. 04:04:41.660 --> 04:04:44.660 Our headphones bad for your ears. 04:04:44.660 --> 04:04:48.260 Oh god, I gotta move my camera. Hold up. 04:04:48.260 --> 04:04:51.660 Hold up. 04:04:51.660 --> 04:04:53.660 We gotta move. 04:04:56.460 --> 04:04:57.960 Go for the subgencive of the 3. 04:04:57.960 --> 04:04:59.160 Could we play a fuck cleaning game? 04:04:59.160 --> 04:05:00.460 Capture the team over the sub. 04:05:00.460 --> 04:05:02.160 Oh, and yak for the subgencive of the 3. 04:05:02.160 --> 04:05:05.160 No, we're not playing a fuck cleaning game, jackass. 04:05:05.160 --> 04:05:07.160 Oh my god, the doorknobs are ears. 04:05:07.160 --> 04:05:08.160 How creative. 04:05:08.160 --> 04:05:12.160 Pick up the objects scattered on the floor and water all the plants. 04:05:12.160 --> 04:05:13.660 And feed the fish. 04:05:15.160 --> 04:05:16.660 Where do I find water? 04:05:21.660 --> 04:05:31.660 There's five plants? Where are the fucking other ones? 04:05:31.660 --> 04:05:40.180 I'm gonna refill the water tank. Do I do that here? 04:05:40.180 --> 04:05:46.020 How do I refill the water? 04:05:46.020 --> 04:05:47.020 That's locked. 04:05:47.020 --> 04:05:57.820 I thought this was a horror game about cleaning yo I am a loser holy wow dude the glasses are 04:05:57.820 --> 04:06:14.540 just making me look like a chud man that's the problem feed the fish where's the fish 04:06:14.540 --> 04:06:20.900 like how do I even get more water I shouldn't leave do I need to do I need 04:06:20.900 --> 04:06:31.580 to fill this away wait let me talk 04:06:44.540 --> 04:06:55.060 chat how do I get how do I get more water in the watering can my god I have 04:06:55.060 --> 04:07:09.980 to use a fucking cop you're lying oh no that can't be that can't be that can't 04:07:09.980 --> 04:07:20.600 be the method this is far too slow this is far too slow the water cool the 04:07:20.600 --> 04:07:28.100 cooler is drinking oh am I wasting water where else am I gonna get water I 04:07:28.100 --> 04:07:30.100 I don't want to go in this... 04:07:32.100 --> 04:07:34.100 Oh my god, stop. 04:07:34.100 --> 04:07:36.100 What is this? Bleach? 04:07:37.100 --> 04:07:39.100 Is this fish food? 04:07:41.100 --> 04:07:43.100 I don't know what am I even looking at? 04:07:46.100 --> 04:07:50.100 There's four objects scattered on the floor now, what am I supposed to do with them? 04:07:50.100 --> 04:07:59.100 Oh, you're fucking joking, chat. I'm the most inefficient person ever. How do I get more 04:07:59.100 --> 04:08:11.900 water? Dude, we're reusing the paper cups. Yuck. This has to not be on the floor. I need 04:08:11.900 --> 04:08:13.900 I need to fucking fill it in this sink. 04:08:21.680 --> 04:08:23.920 Oh my god, I was filling water cups. 04:08:23.920 --> 04:08:26.500 I was filling individual water cups. 04:08:26.500 --> 04:08:28.660 I am the dumbest person of all time. 04:08:31.300 --> 04:08:32.400 Get off me! 04:08:32.400 --> 04:08:33.700 What the fuck was on me? 04:08:33.700 --> 04:08:41.980 Tomasso Zufalador Zufaldoro 04:08:41.980 --> 04:08:47.160 Hey bro, I need help. Is your mother here? 04:08:47.160 --> 04:08:52.980 She just laughed. Shit, I have a date with Bar- Barbarella. I can't waste this chance. 04:08:52.980 --> 04:08:56.780 I was cleaning my ears, I took a piece of cotton swab and got stuck in it. Damn, I'm 04:08:56.780 --> 04:09:01.780 in a hurry. If I'm late, Barbarella will surely get with some other guy. Listen, I'm 04:09:01.780 --> 04:09:03.020 I'm gonna need you to take it out. 04:09:03.020 --> 04:09:05.980 It's too uncontrollable or uncomfortable. 04:09:05.980 --> 04:09:07.240 I'm not qualified. 04:09:07.240 --> 04:09:09.180 Come on, I have complete faith in you. 04:09:09.180 --> 04:09:10.620 My life depends on it. 04:09:10.620 --> 04:09:12.020 Okay, I'll give it a try. 04:09:13.540 --> 04:09:17.020 Wow, so I'm just being a pseudo doctor for people? 04:09:17.020 --> 04:09:18.980 Oh, this guy's so much fucking ear wax. 04:09:18.980 --> 04:09:20.140 Oh, this is disgusting. 04:09:22.180 --> 04:09:24.460 Bro, and now I gotta scrape all this shit 04:09:24.460 --> 04:09:25.460 out of your fucking ear. 04:09:26.740 --> 04:09:29.180 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. 04:09:29.180 --> 04:09:34.580 This is kind of satisfying now. 04:09:34.580 --> 04:09:38.180 It's a mixture of satisfying and gross at the same exact time. 04:09:38.180 --> 04:09:40.180 Oh, this is the cotton ball. 04:09:40.180 --> 04:09:41.180 It's really stuck. 04:09:41.180 --> 04:09:44.820 I think I need a different tool to grab it. 04:09:44.820 --> 04:09:47.620 Switch to the forceps. 04:09:47.620 --> 04:09:50.500 Last can slow down and even stop objects when trying to remove them. 04:09:50.500 --> 04:10:06.420 trying to pull the object too fast might lead to loosening your grip oh that's it I feel 04:10:06.420 --> 04:10:19.100 it moving it's stuck we need to suck more pause we need to get more goop out of his 04:10:19.100 --> 04:10:28.900 years. Clean the surface enough. What am I going to see in one of their ears, though? 04:10:28.900 --> 04:10:35.700 Like a little creature or a bug? Is that scary if there's a fly? Or is there going to be 04:10:35.700 --> 04:10:47.540 like a brain eating amoeba? And they're not human. Bro, this is so fucking painstakingly 04:10:47.540 --> 04:10:55.500 slow. Alright, we're at the ear hair. That means we're close. There we go. Oh my god, 04:10:55.500 --> 04:10:57.540 that was a satisfying call. 04:10:57.540 --> 04:11:05.100 Confetti! You pulled it out! Your mom already told me I'm not supposed to be using these 04:11:05.100 --> 04:11:11.340 cotton things. My ears have been itching a lot lately. I feel so good. You might have 04:11:11.340 --> 04:11:15.500 I'm too deep this time. Speaking of going too deep, I have a date to get to. 04:11:19.620 --> 04:11:21.460 Thanks again, bro. I won't forget your help. 04:11:24.020 --> 04:11:29.260 Buddy's trying to dog, goodnight. Oh, gosh. Pick up the object scattered on the floor. 04:11:31.700 --> 04:11:36.300 Dude, I don't know where the fucking fish food is at. That's candy. 04:11:37.620 --> 04:11:39.900 Chat, where would you put fish food? That's right here. 04:11:41.340 --> 04:11:57.500 I feel like she's being controlled by like plankton, like in that one scene with Spongebob. 04:11:57.500 --> 04:12:01.620 The thing I saw was a bug controlling her body. 04:12:01.620 --> 04:12:04.500 She's not real. 04:12:04.500 --> 04:12:08.540 When dildo is a figment of my imagination. 04:12:08.540 --> 04:12:13.540 get into a head-on collision. Game ends. Thank you for playing the demo. 04:12:13.540 --> 04:12:15.540 So what happened? Why do they need you? 04:12:19.540 --> 04:12:24.540 I'm still not sure. They had someone in custody and apparently they took their own life. 04:12:25.540 --> 04:12:29.540 What does that have to do with an ear doctor? He was real disturbing and kind of gross. 04:12:31.540 --> 04:12:35.540 I'm worried. Our local police never had a handle of a situation this complex before. 04:12:38.540 --> 04:12:43.040 This police chief, GMSO, went missing. Officer Grimaldi had to step up through the case. 04:12:43.040 --> 04:12:45.540 I just hope we'll manage to solve it somehow. 04:12:49.540 --> 04:12:53.040 She's driving like a hundred miles an hour right now. This is like terrifying. 04:12:53.040 --> 04:12:56.040 She was going around bends in the complete dark in the middle of the woods. 04:12:57.040 --> 04:12:58.540 Going like fucking 80. 04:12:59.040 --> 04:13:00.040 Just gets a moose. 04:13:01.040 --> 04:13:03.040 Rolls right over the top of the car. 04:13:03.540 --> 04:13:04.540 Alright, we're home. 04:13:05.040 --> 04:13:07.040 I've lost my appetite. I just want to lie down. 04:13:07.040 --> 04:13:08.540 Eat by yourself tonight. 04:13:08.540 --> 04:13:12.540 If you want there's some lasagna in the fridge, just eat up with the microwave and you'll be all set. 04:13:12.540 --> 04:13:15.540 Sorry I shouted at you earlier. I know you're a good kid. 04:13:15.540 --> 04:13:19.540 I want you to know that even though I hate what you did, I love you. 04:13:19.540 --> 04:13:22.540 And I'm here if you ever want to talk about anything. Good night, sweetie. 04:13:22.540 --> 04:13:24.540 Love you too, mom. 04:13:24.540 --> 04:13:27.540 Please try to keep the noise down. I have the biggest headache. 04:13:27.540 --> 04:13:30.540 Does the brain eating in me bother brain? Oh my god. 04:13:32.540 --> 04:13:34.540 Lasagna in the fridge? 04:13:34.540 --> 04:13:36.540 Fucking tubular 04:13:48.340 --> 04:13:51.800 Well, I have a well, where is my hurt? 04:13:53.900 --> 04:13:58.540 What the hell catch your bird and bring it back to the cage. Why was he tweaking you dude? 04:13:58.540 --> 04:14:05.540 Where is he? 04:14:05.540 --> 04:14:12.540 Where'd he go? 04:14:12.540 --> 04:14:17.540 Oh. 04:14:17.540 --> 04:14:22.540 I grab him! 04:14:22.540 --> 04:14:27.540 I grab him! 04:14:27.540 --> 04:14:31.140 Oh, you motherfucker. 04:14:31.140 --> 04:14:37.740 I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him! 04:14:37.740 --> 04:14:39.740 Stop trying to bite me, you fucker! 04:14:39.740 --> 04:14:43.740 Get my gun, dude! 04:14:43.740 --> 04:14:47.540 What do I feed him, corn? 04:14:47.540 --> 04:14:50.240 Eat some food. 04:14:50.240 --> 04:14:51.240 Where's the kitchen? 04:14:51.240 --> 04:14:54.240 She said there was lasagna in the fridge. 04:14:54.240 --> 04:14:57.240 Is this the kitchen? 04:14:57.240 --> 04:14:59.240 This is a fucking bathroom. 04:15:02.240 --> 04:15:03.240 And we're... 04:15:10.240 --> 04:15:15.240 Velviano High School, notice informing the parents of Guardians of Fireenza, 04:15:15.240 --> 04:15:18.240 that he was involved in a physical altercation, blah blah blah. 04:15:18.240 --> 04:15:21.240 Okay, what the hell is him getting in a fight after doing this game? 04:15:21.240 --> 04:15:22.240 Who's on ya? 04:15:24.240 --> 04:15:25.240 School. 04:15:27.240 --> 04:15:35.040 Okay, or just eat it cold. 04:15:35.040 --> 04:15:41.580 I only need to eat four foods, so I can start eating shit. 04:15:41.580 --> 04:15:42.580 Butter. 04:15:42.580 --> 04:15:43.580 Cheese. 04:15:43.580 --> 04:15:48.860 We got butter, a whole stick of butter, a whole block of cheese and two whole things 04:15:48.860 --> 04:15:50.580 of lasagna. 04:15:50.580 --> 04:15:54.740 And I have diabetes. 04:15:54.740 --> 04:15:57.320 I have clots, and I have clots in my arteries. 04:16:01.320 --> 04:16:03.020 Something's gonna wake me up at night. 04:16:03.020 --> 04:16:04.920 I need you to scan my ears. 04:16:07.660 --> 04:16:09.100 Oh, there's a little bug right there. 04:16:09.100 --> 04:16:11.180 Don't tell me you fucking flies in there. 04:16:11.180 --> 04:16:13.180 Don't tell me you flies in there. 04:16:13.180 --> 04:16:34.780 I got a fucking mosquito problem. Oh my god, that is a big ass bug. Stop. 04:16:34.780 --> 04:16:39.620 You would wake up. You would wake up if that fucking flew into your ear, right? 04:16:39.620 --> 04:16:41.820 What if you're a heavy sleeper, Ralph? 04:16:41.820 --> 04:16:49.380 Oh my god, am I chasing it in my dreams? 04:16:49.380 --> 04:16:52.380 What is happening? 04:16:52.380 --> 04:16:58.340 He becomes a mosquito, man. 04:16:58.340 --> 04:17:01.380 This is the origin story of Mothman. 04:17:01.380 --> 04:17:03.380 Half Moth, half man. 04:17:03.380 --> 04:17:08.500 Look at how it started when a moss flew into his ear. 04:17:08.500 --> 04:17:11.740 This is definitely mosquito though. 04:17:11.740 --> 04:17:15.860 Okay, there's no way my ear canal is this deep. 04:17:15.860 --> 04:17:18.460 Also there's ear wax everywhere. 04:17:18.460 --> 04:17:24.540 Going through fucking twists and turns here, buddy. 04:17:24.540 --> 04:17:30.740 How deep does it go? 04:17:30.740 --> 04:17:32.740 What the hell is that? 04:17:46.740 --> 04:17:48.740 I'm not even finding anything. 04:17:48.740 --> 04:17:50.740 Oh my god, why is there light? 04:17:50.740 --> 04:17:52.740 Is this going to be my brain? 04:17:52.740 --> 04:17:56.740 It's either going to be my brain or it's going to be like a mosquito watching TV and they're living in my head. 04:17:56.740 --> 04:18:01.740 Matter all, this is a dream and I'm just fucking tripping. 04:18:12.740 --> 04:18:13.740 What the fuck was that? 04:18:17.740 --> 04:18:19.740 Oh, I forgot those Earthquakes! 04:18:19.740 --> 04:18:22.740 I forgot those Earthquakes! All my birds freaking out! 04:18:23.740 --> 04:18:24.740 Good morning. 04:18:26.740 --> 04:18:28.740 Earthquake alarm clock. 04:18:35.740 --> 04:18:39.740 That's just like a normal day to wake up to, eat some food. 04:18:42.740 --> 04:18:44.740 That's not food, I need food. 04:18:47.740 --> 04:18:50.740 Alright, two full boxes of cereal and we're off. 04:18:50.740 --> 04:18:53.740 Where did mom go? She didn't even know it anywhere? 04:18:53.740 --> 04:19:06.740 Where am I going to find a note from my mom? 04:19:06.740 --> 04:19:11.740 Oh, she got off in a hurry. 04:19:11.740 --> 04:19:14.740 The whole painting of fucking fell down. 04:19:14.740 --> 04:19:17.740 Look at my bitch ass. 04:19:17.740 --> 04:19:23.740 How are you? 04:19:23.740 --> 04:19:27.740 Good morning, sweetie. Officer Grimaldi stopped by and he needs my report on yesterday's incident. 04:19:27.740 --> 04:19:30.740 I'm gonna finish up writing in the office then bring all the files to the police station. 04:19:30.740 --> 04:19:32.740 Come directly to the office once you wake up. 04:19:32.740 --> 04:19:35.740 I'm leaving you a spare key to the front door. 04:19:35.740 --> 04:19:37.740 Okay. 04:19:37.740 --> 04:19:40.740 Can I just leave now? 04:19:40.740 --> 04:19:44.740 Isn't the office like miles away? 04:19:44.740 --> 04:19:46.600 Or am I just gonna color code there? 04:19:48.320 --> 04:19:49.620 I think that's all for it. 04:19:53.180 --> 04:19:54.780 What a mess. 04:19:54.780 --> 04:19:58.500 Pick up objects scattered on the floor 66. 04:19:58.500 --> 04:20:00.980 You are lying. 04:20:00.980 --> 04:20:01.820 I'm not. 04:20:07.980 --> 04:20:08.820 What was that? 04:20:14.740 --> 04:20:27.740 Are you hearing that bug? 04:20:27.740 --> 04:20:37.740 Bro, how am I supposed to pick up everything? 04:20:37.740 --> 04:20:40.740 This is like impossible. 04:20:40.740 --> 04:20:44.740 Why do you actually think I have to pick up all 66 objects? 04:20:46.740 --> 04:20:48.740 No. 04:20:49.740 --> 04:20:51.740 What was that? 04:20:58.740 --> 04:21:01.740 Sturmono Scafaraggio. 04:21:01.740 --> 04:21:03.740 Dude, these are such long names. 04:21:03.740 --> 04:21:04.740 I need help! 04:21:04.740 --> 04:21:06.740 There's Brandildo here! 04:21:06.740 --> 04:21:09.540 Ah, she's not here right now. 04:21:09.540 --> 04:21:11.580 She should be back soon, though. 04:21:11.580 --> 04:21:12.580 Shit! 04:21:12.580 --> 04:21:13.580 It cannot wait! 04:21:13.580 --> 04:21:16.460 A roach got inside my ear! 04:21:16.460 --> 04:21:17.780 I need you to help me. 04:21:17.780 --> 04:21:18.780 You have to take it out! 04:21:18.780 --> 04:21:19.780 Okay, I'll try. 04:21:19.780 --> 04:21:20.780 I can feel it moving! 04:21:20.780 --> 04:21:21.780 No problem, buddy. 04:21:21.780 --> 04:21:22.780 I'll get it out for you. 04:21:22.780 --> 04:21:23.780 Can you see it? 04:21:23.780 --> 04:21:24.780 Not yet. 04:21:24.780 --> 04:21:25.780 I need to go deeper. 04:21:25.780 --> 04:21:26.780 Ah! 04:21:26.780 --> 04:21:27.780 It hurts! 04:21:27.780 --> 04:21:28.780 I'm sorry. 04:21:28.780 --> 04:21:29.780 There's some sore spots. 04:21:29.780 --> 04:21:35.780 Ah! It hurts! I'm sorry, there's some sore spots. 04:21:35.780 --> 04:21:40.780 Right, he has so much poop in his fucking ears. 04:21:40.780 --> 04:21:45.780 This is like the most unclean ear I've ever seen. This is disgusting. 04:21:45.780 --> 04:21:51.780 Oh my god, there it is. Let me get that fucker out first. 04:21:51.780 --> 04:21:58.780 Okay, switch to the... switch to these, but he's gonna fight. 04:21:58.780 --> 04:22:00.780 How am I gonna get him if he's alive? 04:22:07.780 --> 04:22:10.780 What the hell did you do? I think it broke in half. 04:22:11.780 --> 04:22:15.780 Oh, shit. I'm pulling out half of his body. 04:22:20.780 --> 04:22:23.780 Is this a urethra? No. Do you think this is somebody's dick hole? 04:22:23.780 --> 04:22:35.780 I think it's releasing eggs, and it just fell deeper. 04:22:35.780 --> 04:22:43.780 It's goofing on me. 04:22:43.780 --> 04:22:45.780 on me 04:22:53.380 --> 04:23:00.260 that's gonna be a larger problem I don't know what I would have done 04:23:00.260 --> 04:23:04.380 without you I'm sorry for cursing so much I don't usually do that it's all 04:23:04.380 --> 04:23:07.620 right glad we got it out I have to get back to work now getting so many calls 04:23:07.620 --> 04:23:11.740 this week can't sleep with them all this town is having a big bug issue don't 04:23:11.740 --> 04:23:18.720 Get rid of all of them or all of them. It's personal. Thank you again for your help. Say hi to Brenda dildo for me when each one she gets back 04:23:20.260 --> 04:23:25.900 Will do buddy. Yo, Libby thinking of a sub mass Malk time that and match they give us up 04:23:29.220 --> 04:23:32.740 It's like on the other side of a wall and you're a chicken right now 04:23:37.180 --> 04:23:39.180 I don't know where this clock is 04:23:39.180 --> 04:23:47.180 You draw here a chicken? Yeah, I know you're a chicken. There's just bugs under every bug. 04:23:55.180 --> 04:23:59.180 Hello. What are you doing here? Wasn't this door locked? 04:23:59.180 --> 04:24:04.180 I was trying to find Key's Rendildo office keys. Rendildo here? 04:24:04.180 --> 04:24:08.740 She had to drop off some files at the police station this morning. It's getting pretty late. 04:24:08.740 --> 04:24:17.380 Thought she'd be back by now. Anyhow, why are you here? What's this? What is it? Not sure. 04:24:17.380 --> 04:24:31.340 Look, picture. What's he? That's a dead body. Is that for a dildo? Nothing else? 04:24:31.340 --> 04:24:44.460 It's definitely a helmet, I think there's some sort of construction on it, I go now, 04:24:44.460 --> 04:24:50.020 look for Rendilda, what the fuck just blew by me, wait is she dead? 04:24:50.020 --> 04:24:58.260 I'm so lost, that was definitely the photo from the crime scene, the bugs are so bring 04:24:58.260 --> 04:25:00.500 They are pissing me off so much. 04:25:04.420 --> 04:25:05.380 What is this? 04:25:10.300 --> 04:25:12.780 And I'm hearing the bugs over here. 04:25:12.780 --> 04:25:14.260 What did he want me to do? 04:25:16.940 --> 04:25:19.340 Yo, there's no way that I have to clean all this shit up. 04:25:19.340 --> 04:25:21.740 There's actually no way I need to clean this up. 04:25:22.860 --> 04:25:25.700 I'm like delaying it because I'm like, okay, okay. 04:25:25.700 --> 04:25:27.780 That's what I'm saying. 04:25:27.780 --> 04:25:29.780 BOY IS YOUR MOTHER HERE? 04:25:29.780 --> 04:25:31.780 No, wasn't she at the police station? 04:25:31.780 --> 04:25:33.780 Fuck! 04:25:33.780 --> 04:25:36.780 Listen, boy. I need you to stay calm. 04:25:36.780 --> 04:25:41.780 We found your mother's car abandoned on the road with the engine still running. 04:25:41.780 --> 04:25:46.780 There were no signs of strobing, and it looks like she left everything in the car. 04:25:46.780 --> 04:25:48.780 It's like all the people in the paper. 04:25:48.780 --> 04:25:50.780 I'm sorry, boy. 04:25:50.780 --> 04:25:54.780 You know I care about your mother, and I promise you we're doing everything we can to find her. 04:25:54.780 --> 04:25:58.460 probably going to be all right today some big shots from the military arrived 04:25:58.460 --> 04:26:02.540 they're taking over the investigation hopefully it'll solve the case soon to be 04:26:02.540 --> 04:26:06.340 honest I don't even know what I'm doing I need to ask you some questions it's very 04:26:06.340 --> 04:26:11.180 important this morning brandale done did she say said she was gonna finish her 04:26:11.180 --> 04:26:14.780 report bring the case files back but she never showed up she tell you anything 04:26:14.780 --> 04:26:18.700 before leaving anything at all no she just left a note saying she was gonna 04:26:18.700 --> 04:26:22.420 come back here and then bring the files to you all right so as far as you know 04:26:22.420 --> 04:26:28.900 she didn't have any contact with anybody else. Rosetta found her office keys. Who is Rosetta? 04:26:29.700 --> 04:26:33.860 John's chicken. He came earlier and said that Rosetta found the office keys, brought him here. 04:26:35.140 --> 04:26:40.580 Again with that guy and the chicken found her keys? Of course. We'll look into it. The chicken's a 04:26:40.580 --> 04:26:45.540 shapeshifter. Yesterday I gave your mother some files. They contain sensitive information. 04:26:46.100 --> 04:26:50.020 Those military guys demanded to get all the case files and that includes the ones your mother had. 04:26:50.020 --> 04:26:53.140 Yeah, that guy took him. I need you to help me find him. 04:26:53.140 --> 04:26:56.100 They weren't in her car, so I guess they should still be here. 04:26:56.100 --> 04:26:58.100 Bring him back to me. It's a brown folder. 04:26:58.980 --> 04:27:01.940 Oh, you want me to find a fucking brown folder on all those maps? 04:27:05.220 --> 04:27:06.420 Wasn't it this? 04:27:07.460 --> 04:27:08.660 Would this be brown? 04:27:08.660 --> 04:27:09.300 Oh! 04:27:10.340 --> 04:27:11.620 Yes, this is it! 04:27:12.580 --> 04:27:13.700 Thank you, boy. 04:27:13.700 --> 04:27:18.500 They found out. I let your mother take him away. They surely fired me. Even worse. 04:27:20.020 --> 04:27:30.340 what the hell it's empty bro are you fucking serious that's where it ends 04:27:30.340 --> 04:27:33.820 like right when I'm getting into the midst of it see that's why I hate playing 04:27:33.820 --> 04:27:36.460 demos dude 04:27:36.980 --> 04:27:43.060 how about a noise me that was fun though w game I would play that full game I 04:27:43.060 --> 04:27:45.940 want to know what the fuck happened she went missing has to do something with 04:27:45.940 --> 04:27:47.900 that you're cleaning and John the chicken 04:27:47.900 --> 04:27:49.200 or Rosetta the chicken. 04:27:50.940 --> 04:27:53.400 Yeah, that was a fucking whack ass ending, bro. 04:27:54.780 --> 04:27:56.340 All right. 04:27:56.340 --> 04:27:58.100 Do we wanna run a game or two of Fall Guys? 04:27:58.100 --> 04:27:59.020 Gabe, thank you for the three. 04:27:59.020 --> 04:27:59.860 Hope you're having a good day. 04:27:59.860 --> 04:28:00.860 I asked you to play Assassin's Creed, 04:28:00.860 --> 04:28:01.700 and I'm not playing that. 04:28:01.700 --> 04:28:03.420 Dose, thank you for the 10 giftids. 04:28:03.420 --> 04:28:05.580 Thank you for the 10 giftids. 04:28:05.580 --> 04:28:07.240 Will you play Assassin's Creed Black Flag Master 04:28:07.240 --> 04:28:08.080 when it comes out in July? 04:28:08.080 --> 04:28:09.460 Probably not, if I'm being real. 04:28:09.460 --> 04:28:10.460 I just said I'm not playing it. 04:28:10.460 --> 04:28:13.740 It's not a definitive, but not right now. 04:28:13.740 --> 04:28:18.240 Like maybe at some point, but not like probably not right when it drops. 04:28:18.740 --> 04:28:22.240 Uh, no, I'm not going to say that. Jensen, think of it as three. 04:28:23.240 --> 04:28:26.440 Keep up with the great content card and think of it as three. Tony, think of it as thousand buddies. 04:28:26.440 --> 04:28:28.140 What kind of beans do you like? I don't really eat beans. 04:28:28.340 --> 04:28:31.640 Chuck, coming on 30 seconds, we're going to play like two or three games of all guys. 04:28:34.540 --> 04:28:35.640 As promised. 04:28:40.540 --> 04:28:41.040 Hold up. 04:28:43.740 --> 04:28:45.740 Yeah, me down 04:29:13.740 --> 04:29:35.340 Oh my god, it is fall guys time. 04:29:35.340 --> 04:29:39.260 I feel like we haven't played fall guys on stream in like six months plus maybe since 04:29:39.260 --> 04:29:47.640 the last gamer challenge. Let's fucking wrap it. Chat we're definitively, definitively 04:29:47.640 --> 04:29:57.020 playing solos. We're playing custom solos. Camera goes there. We're not doing a play 04:29:57.020 --> 04:30:19.420 you win. But I know I'll win. So I'm not nervous. Lobby code now. The one unknown orange in Dale 04:30:19.420 --> 04:30:23.660 for the sub. Chat I'm sorry stream today's been all over the place. I feel like we played a game 04:30:23.660 --> 04:30:29.300 Then got sidetracked with Jinxie. Then we did that other short game and then we just played a fucking demo 04:30:29.300 --> 04:30:31.380 I just don't like playing demos man 04:30:31.380 --> 04:30:36.640 That's why I try to stay away from demos because you get like right when you get involved is when they go 04:30:36.640 --> 04:30:41.080 Oh coming soon, so I just don't play it. You do something else after this now 04:30:41.820 --> 04:30:46.220 Today we're gonna rip fall guys for a little bit tomorrow. We're probably gonna play that one 04:30:47.020 --> 04:30:53.200 short horror game into gamble with your friends and the wires bar me Jinxie run and Dante's 04:30:53.660 --> 04:31:00.240 Friday's reacts Saturday. I'm not live Sunday early react a Monday Memorial Day. Not live 04:31:00.240 --> 04:31:06.020 Soros Tuesday into Forza Horizon 6 on the driving wheel next Wednesday finishing Subnautica 04:31:06.020 --> 04:31:09.740 next Thursday. It's going to be up in the air right now. Probably random shit. Maybe 04:31:09.740 --> 04:31:14.980 a Brovy bro or Wikipedia speed race. Maybe 007 next Friday reacts and then gone Saturday 04:31:14.980 --> 04:31:20.780 the 30th through Monday the second and then we're back running upstream or Tuesday the 04:31:20.780 --> 04:31:23.600 second and we're back the third the fifth we have a charity stream for 04:31:23.600 --> 04:31:26.640 shadow proof then we got a bunch of clubs other games coming up blah blah blah 04:31:26.640 --> 04:31:31.040 you'll see all right walk in 04:31:31.600 --> 04:31:38.080 run of prediction mods on whether or not I win because I am certain I am better 04:31:38.080 --> 04:31:43.320 than my China fall guys the only thing is you guys are gonna grab me you guys 04:31:43.320 --> 04:31:47.680 are gonna play like losers can we have a fair game can we play a respectable fall 04:31:47.680 --> 04:31:51.880 guys match that's all that I ask because part of the reason I don't play 04:31:51.880 --> 04:31:56.400 fall guys customs I mean I've been played fall guys on stream in like six 04:31:56.400 --> 04:32:00.240 months but part of the reason okay no don't grab me don't grab me though like 04:32:00.240 --> 04:32:04.960 be chill I should probably play a less recognizable skin I'm clearly just in 04:32:04.960 --> 04:32:09.400 the handsome Squidward fit oh no something all got like 64 wings actual 04:32:09.400 --> 04:32:15.360 slash gotta be out gotta be out in the front out in the front of the pack out 04:32:15.360 --> 04:32:20.960 the front of the fucking pack. Oh my god, you don't want to hit those. 04:32:20.960 --> 04:32:27.440 Oh, I'm waking slow now. Just spread that shit, spread that shit. Bro, y'all got some 04:32:27.440 --> 04:32:35.280 lame-ass chud skins. Where's the handsome Squidward? Where's the SpongeBob? Top 23 04:32:35.280 --> 04:32:40.680 qual. Easy qual coming in from the Bart man. I am champ, one of my best games is 04:32:40.680 --> 04:32:46.720 small guys admittedly I'm gonna be cocky here because I'm almost certain I don't 04:32:46.720 --> 04:32:54.840 get eliminated first round we grab fuck I may have spoke too soon I may have 04:32:54.840 --> 04:32:59.560 spoken too soon we wait we grab I think I spoke too soon everybody's out in 04:32:59.560 --> 04:33:03.960 front of me that took way too long we grab 04:33:03.960 --> 04:33:08.760 Go. Please tell me this gets me, please tell me this gets me in the end. 04:33:08.760 --> 04:33:10.440 I just talked so much yet. 04:33:10.440 --> 04:33:13.440 Run! Fuck! 04:33:14.440 --> 04:33:16.940 Just go, just go, just go! 04:33:16.940 --> 04:33:18.440 Go! 04:33:18.440 --> 04:33:19.440 We're good. 04:33:19.440 --> 04:33:21.440 Shit, that was scary. 04:33:21.440 --> 04:33:23.440 C said they give it a 3. 04:33:23.440 --> 04:33:26.940 You motivate me to keep going. My best friend in 11 years tried to commit 4 times. 04:33:26.940 --> 04:33:28.940 You saved his life with a close and rents about suicide. 04:33:28.940 --> 04:33:30.940 Well, make sure you get the help he needs, man. 04:33:30.940 --> 04:33:32.940 I'm glad I'm able to help but suicide's never the answer. 04:33:32.940 --> 04:33:35.500 If he's trying to commit four times, he needs serious help. 04:33:35.500 --> 04:33:36.700 Orange and TD to the south. 04:33:36.700 --> 04:33:37.780 I know him to the south. 04:33:37.780 --> 04:33:40.580 I'm glad your friend's still here though, though. 04:33:40.580 --> 04:33:41.260 Why do you win? 04:33:41.260 --> 04:33:43.180 I didn't win, I just qualified. 04:33:43.180 --> 04:33:44.980 Bro, this is bringing me back, chat. 04:33:44.980 --> 04:33:47.180 We bring you back Fall Guys Summer. 04:33:47.180 --> 04:33:48.260 Shit, dude. 04:33:48.260 --> 04:33:50.100 That's like an OG pull. 04:33:50.100 --> 04:33:53.580 I used to play Fall Guys every other day in the summer 04:33:53.580 --> 04:33:56.140 for like two years. 04:33:56.140 --> 04:33:59.980 And I would just call it a Fall Guys Summer. 04:33:59.980 --> 04:34:02.540 I think this game has so much potential, 04:34:02.540 --> 04:34:04.100 and they've rillin' it. 04:34:04.100 --> 04:34:07.020 Like, I still think Fall Guys is fun as fuck. 04:34:07.020 --> 04:34:10.180 They just gotta spam add like new mini game modes. 04:34:11.180 --> 04:34:13.100 This game's awesome. 04:34:13.100 --> 04:34:15.700 Like new game modes come up with just unique shit. 04:34:15.700 --> 04:34:17.900 Dude, people would fuck with it so ad-lib. 04:34:19.020 --> 04:34:19.940 You gotta take it slow, 04:34:19.940 --> 04:34:22.140 but you also wanna get some skips in, chat. 04:34:22.140 --> 04:34:24.180 The problem with this game mode 04:34:24.180 --> 04:34:27.700 is nobody ever really gets out from not falling. 04:34:27.700 --> 04:34:29.340 It's if you fall. 04:34:29.340 --> 04:34:33.100 Slime Climb is a risky battle, chat. 04:34:33.100 --> 04:34:36.620 I'm a bit of an expert on the Slime Climb. 04:34:36.620 --> 04:34:39.020 I still do tend to lose frequently, though. 04:34:39.020 --> 04:34:40.620 Also, W Chat. 04:34:40.620 --> 04:34:42.860 We've had a fair gameplay thus far. 04:34:42.860 --> 04:34:44.740 Not many grabbers. 04:34:44.740 --> 04:34:46.860 I don't want to speak too soon. 04:34:46.860 --> 04:34:49.620 We're a respectable gameplay coming out. 04:34:49.620 --> 04:34:52.220 Oh my god, that was scary. 04:34:52.220 --> 04:34:55.420 If you hit one of those, you're basically fucked. 04:34:55.420 --> 04:34:56.900 Easy fall here. 04:34:56.900 --> 04:34:59.720 easy fucking ball here just one. 04:34:59.720 --> 04:35:00.560 That shit? 04:35:00.560 --> 04:35:01.880 That that shit? 04:35:01.880 --> 04:35:02.720 Woo! 04:35:02.720 --> 04:35:03.800 Woo-hoo-hoo! 04:35:06.420 --> 04:35:08.100 All right, let's watch the chud shatters 04:35:08.100 --> 04:35:09.300 all the way at the back. 04:35:10.780 --> 04:35:11.820 Look at this idiot. 04:35:11.820 --> 04:35:12.780 I'm sorry, that's mean. 04:35:12.780 --> 04:35:14.800 LionCard 27, I appreciate you for following 04:35:14.800 --> 04:35:16.220 and also playing in the game. 04:35:17.180 --> 04:35:18.660 He has one crown under his belt 04:35:18.660 --> 04:35:20.360 and he's running the Viking skin. 04:35:20.360 --> 04:35:21.820 That was a select choice for myself 04:35:21.820 --> 04:35:23.120 when I was a new as well. 04:35:23.120 --> 04:35:25.420 The slime is climbing, LionCard. 04:35:25.420 --> 04:35:27.220 You have to make it to the end here. 04:35:27.220 --> 04:35:28.460 Jump dive. 04:35:28.460 --> 04:35:29.820 He hits a dash on them. 04:35:29.820 --> 04:35:31.220 Bit of aura. 04:35:31.220 --> 04:35:32.100 Let's see if he makes it. 04:35:32.100 --> 04:35:33.100 He's lagging. 04:35:33.100 --> 04:35:34.580 He keeps spam diving. 04:35:34.580 --> 04:35:36.260 He just tries to go a little too early. 04:35:36.260 --> 04:35:37.260 Now is his time to sprint. 04:35:37.260 --> 04:35:38.220 He's getting hit. 04:35:38.220 --> 04:35:40.620 Oh my God, he barely makes it. 04:35:40.620 --> 04:35:42.100 RR lava, don't be a loser, bro. 04:35:42.100 --> 04:35:43.100 God. 04:35:43.100 --> 04:35:43.940 There we go. 04:35:47.180 --> 04:35:48.420 Absolute cinema. 04:35:48.420 --> 04:35:50.580 Holy, that many people eliminated. 04:35:50.580 --> 04:35:52.700 We probably have one more and then finale 04:35:52.700 --> 04:35:59.900 Unless this is just an instant final on like, uh, maybe like a crown game, it might be a finale. 04:35:59.900 --> 04:36:02.060 No, it's Star Chart. I hate Star Chart. 04:36:03.500 --> 04:36:06.780 I hate Star Chart. Star Chart, Star Chart. 04:36:07.740 --> 04:36:09.820 You basically hit on the button for the people that don't know. 04:36:09.820 --> 04:36:13.260 You hit on the buttons and it shows you a path that you have to walk and it's invisible. 04:36:13.260 --> 04:36:15.260 And there's also meteors trying to knock you off. 04:36:16.620 --> 04:36:17.180 Star Chart. 04:36:17.180 --> 04:36:27.340 People white going middle, but rights actually to move, rights not to move. 04:36:27.340 --> 04:36:34.700 I'm already in the back, we're absolutely fucked, we are absolutely fucked right now. 04:36:34.700 --> 04:36:41.740 It's full across and then left, full across and then left, don't do it by meteor, I'm 04:36:41.740 --> 04:36:45.740 all the way in the back, right, tell me they don't find a path, tell me they don't find 04:36:45.740 --> 04:36:51.740 This goes nowhere. We have to 04:36:51.740 --> 04:36:55.740 retrace our staff. Chat, you have 04:36:55.740 --> 04:36:59.740 to be, you have to be a man. 04:36:59.740 --> 04:37:03.740 No! 04:37:03.740 --> 04:37:07.740 Stop, don't finish, don't finish! Don't finish, don't finish, don't finish! 04:37:07.740 --> 04:37:11.740 No, no, no, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish! 04:37:11.740 --> 04:37:16.480 finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, 04:37:16.480 --> 04:37:22.260 you guys fucking suck. Oh my god, the star chart is the lamest game ever. Mods, time out 04:37:22.260 --> 04:37:29.420 the guy that's spamming character. What's they gonna suck? You guys suck. Now I have 04:37:29.420 --> 04:37:34.660 to watch the finale like a fucking loser. Hacks a ring. Ugh, flexing out, thank you for the 04:37:34.660 --> 04:37:43.300 sub. Who do I say will win here? I really doubted the Viking, the Viking got out. I 04:37:43.300 --> 04:37:49.020 kind of want to put my money on the Among Us skin. Now we gotta read their names. Enderman 04:37:49.020 --> 04:37:54.260 owns the season pass. All of my money is on Enderman. Is it, if you have a gold name, 04:37:54.260 --> 04:37:59.860 doesn't that mean you have a season pass? Yo, imagine buying the season pass to fall 04:37:59.860 --> 04:38:05.980 Well guys, in the big 26, I am sorry Enderman 448, holy shit, are we Flippi? 04:38:05.980 --> 04:38:08.480 Flippi's also a good pull. 04:38:10.980 --> 04:38:12.180 Where's Flippi? 04:38:12.180 --> 04:38:14.580 Shooter Flippi is the most wins. 04:38:14.580 --> 04:38:16.980 66 wins. 04:38:16.980 --> 04:38:22.260 Most wins on this belt, he's also wearing a crown and a king's cape. 04:38:22.260 --> 04:38:25.180 Fit it up, someone said. 04:38:25.180 --> 04:38:27.580 I think it's one of two people. 04:38:27.580 --> 04:38:29.620 It's Enderman or Shooter Flippi. 04:38:29.620 --> 04:38:31.620 A lot of RNG in this game play though. 04:38:32.960 --> 04:38:34.960 Really could be anybody's game on Hexalink. 04:38:39.560 --> 04:38:42.060 Sleeper pick right now is money bags. 04:38:42.720 --> 04:38:44.720 Zero wins, about to fall off. 04:38:48.060 --> 04:38:49.660 I kind of would put my money on money bags. 04:38:49.660 --> 04:38:52.660 Imagine money bags first download, no wins, wins this shit. 04:38:54.060 --> 04:38:55.560 Zero crown chud. 04:38:55.560 --> 04:39:01.920 This would be like a slumdog millionaire come back. 04:39:01.920 --> 04:39:05.680 Oh my god he's grabbing. 04:39:05.680 --> 04:39:06.680 He has the tech. 04:39:06.680 --> 04:39:09.200 Oh my god is this a Smurf account? 04:39:09.200 --> 04:39:12.800 Is this guy Smurfing on Fall Guys? 04:39:12.800 --> 04:39:14.240 What is happening? 04:39:14.240 --> 04:39:16.480 Shooter Flippy and the Elder Dyer out. 04:39:16.480 --> 04:39:21.520 Wait, oh no Enderman's still in. 04:39:21.520 --> 04:39:28.640 really the only other threat. Money bags. Actually staying out in front. Risky 04:39:28.640 --> 04:39:34.800 players gonna have to dive. He makes it. It's him, Goober, and Gavin. Shooter 04:39:34.800 --> 04:39:40.440 Flippi is out. Shooter Flippi is out, and Enderman is out. It's only money bags. 04:39:40.440 --> 04:39:47.680 Oh my god, wait, this guy's 64 wins. Hybrid Gavin, what? I didn't peep that. 04:39:47.680 --> 04:39:52.680 He's taking quite some time. Can one of you fall? Oh my god, money goes for the grab. Holy hacker. 04:39:54.180 --> 04:39:58.240 He has way more, he has way more stuff to run on here. I've heard Devon's about to fall. 04:39:58.840 --> 04:40:00.840 There's actually nothing. Oh! 04:40:01.120 --> 04:40:03.120 Wow. 04:40:09.120 --> 04:40:11.120 No, Bruce paying to win. 04:40:13.000 --> 04:40:15.000 All right, run it back. Fill it up. 04:40:17.680 --> 04:40:30.320 got into the one we'll run we'll run two more oh two more two more I surely win 04:40:30.320 --> 04:40:34.840 one try I almost made a finale I almost made a finale and the only reason I got 04:40:34.840 --> 04:40:40.200 out is because that game sucks if that's not a skill based game the fucking 04:40:40.200 --> 04:40:43.200 shark game dude all you all you have to do is press on a button and run on a 04:40:43.200 --> 04:40:46.040 I run it. Yeah, I cope. I'm not coping 04:40:50.680 --> 04:40:53.440 If I get first Elan the bro on night fever 04:40:57.200 --> 04:41:02.140 7500 on yes, buddy, you're surely not living you're certainly not 04:41:03.360 --> 04:41:08.460 Like fever was annoying. This is the OG map though. I kind of like the OG's 04:41:13.200 --> 04:41:15.200 Just giving money to epic games. 04:41:18.640 --> 04:41:20.640 It's like my only restriction to like... 04:41:21.120 --> 04:41:23.120 It's a really shitty stream service. 04:41:24.320 --> 04:41:26.320 Oh my god, holy quench. 04:41:26.800 --> 04:41:30.080 That would have been really bad. That would have put us probably in bottom tier placement. 04:41:34.960 --> 04:41:37.680 Just go, just go, just go, wait, go. 04:41:39.600 --> 04:41:41.600 Easy. Out in the front of the pack. 04:41:41.600 --> 04:41:54.040 Look at that, look at that motherfucker trying to grab me. 04:41:54.040 --> 04:41:55.040 Quick emote. 04:41:55.040 --> 04:41:56.040 What a fart. 04:41:56.040 --> 04:41:57.040 How do I emote? 04:41:57.040 --> 04:41:58.040 Quick emote. 04:41:58.040 --> 04:41:59.040 Weed brain? 04:41:59.040 --> 04:42:00.040 What do you mean weed brain? 04:42:00.040 --> 04:42:01.040 I qualed. 04:42:01.040 --> 04:42:02.040 What are you doing? 04:42:02.040 --> 04:42:03.040 I had a blast. 04:42:03.040 --> 04:42:04.040 I had a flexible. 04:42:04.040 --> 04:42:08.020 We brain what do you mean we brain I qualed what are you doing? I'd have read 04:42:11.940 --> 04:42:14.560 Hi for Gavin still in here should have kicked his ass 04:42:15.980 --> 04:42:18.900 Should have kicked his ass. That's unfair lion cars a free win now 04:42:20.940 --> 04:42:22.940 Hoop shoot 04:42:25.060 --> 04:42:30.740 Is this a new game mode I feel like I haven't been grinding fall guys in like over two years 04:42:30.740 --> 04:42:35.140 They probably added so much shit. I'll take a track game over you have to collect hoops along the way 04:42:36.140 --> 04:42:38.140 How many points do I need to live? 04:42:39.740 --> 04:42:43.260 It doesn't say maybe you just go faster 04:42:49.340 --> 04:42:51.580 Here's where all the stumble guy fans come in 04:42:52.340 --> 04:42:54.340 Dude, what about stumble guys? 04:42:54.460 --> 04:42:59.380 What about some guys fall guys was never the move fall guys was never the play man stumble guys is the move 04:43:00.740 --> 04:43:03.740 Why am I falling? Oh my god, now I'm slow as shit. 04:43:03.740 --> 04:43:05.740 Wait, everybody's gonna fucking move quicker than me. 04:43:05.740 --> 04:43:11.740 As long as I hit every ring, I feel like there's enough shitty people in the game that I'm fine. 04:43:14.740 --> 04:43:17.740 Like, the odds that I don't qualify... 04:43:17.740 --> 04:43:33.820 Oh my god, why am I just tripping up on my own feet a million times you got to take 04:43:33.820 --> 04:43:35.580 a harder path before you get the gold coins 04:43:35.580 --> 04:43:45.700 You fucking suck, I don't fucking suck jackass, I have 21 out of 35 points and I'm getting 04:43:45.700 --> 04:43:54.080 a big free throw here. Easy. One throw. Oh, a free throw. Wait, I think I qualify right 04:43:54.080 --> 04:44:00.580 here. This should give me enough now. I always have that one. Wait, now I'm gonna need one 04:44:00.580 --> 04:44:08.340 more point. Unless it gives me air. Easy qualify. You guys suck. Get the fuck out of here. Keep 04:44:08.340 --> 04:44:12.900 in mind, keep in mind, all the people in Shadler are saying, oh, your ass. You guys are losing 04:44:12.900 --> 04:44:23.340 to me. You guys are losing me. Look at that. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Dead. Dead. I'm better 04:44:23.340 --> 04:44:28.500 than that at Fall Guys. How's that? Excellent stuff. And statistically, because we pulled 04:44:28.500 --> 04:44:36.020 a random 32, that means I'm better than at least half my chat at Fall Guys. Tail tag? 04:44:36.020 --> 04:44:41.940 Wait, do I want a tail? Make sure you have a tail. Okay, good. This one, you could just 04:44:41.940 --> 04:44:46.980 do nothing for like two minutes. Everybody's gonna chase me, bro. This game is unfair. 04:44:46.980 --> 04:44:56.260 Oh, wait, I start with a tail, fine. If you grab my tail, you're gonna end the chat. If 04:44:56.260 --> 04:44:59.220 you grab my tail, you're gonna end the chat. If you grab my tail, you're gonna end the chat. 04:44:59.220 --> 04:45:05.100 If you grab my tail, you're gonna end the chat. I don't know what this does anymore. 04:45:05.100 --> 04:45:11.080 F***! Ban that guy. Ban that guy. No, get that guy. Yo, you are not, you are not qualitying 04:45:11.080 --> 04:45:20.520 this game. You are not buying this game. I'm straight up farting. You gotta go for the 04:45:20.520 --> 04:45:25.360 easy fucks. Dude, why are you robbing me? I don't have a tail. Holy smooth brain chatter. 04:45:25.360 --> 04:45:27.360 Grab him. 04:45:30.860 --> 04:45:35.360 Yo, this guy fucking sucks. Nice juke, dumbass! Nice juke, dumbass! 04:45:42.860 --> 04:45:43.860 Locked. 04:45:44.860 --> 04:45:45.860 Locked. 04:45:48.860 --> 04:45:50.860 Locked. Absolutely locked. 04:45:50.860 --> 04:45:52.860 Look at this loser just fucking... 04:45:55.360 --> 04:45:57.700 Come on, I swear to God, this is too quiet, 04:45:57.700 --> 04:45:59.440 we don't have too much faster on here. 04:45:59.440 --> 04:46:00.940 There's only 20 seconds left. 04:46:03.000 --> 04:46:04.440 Oh, there he is! 04:46:04.440 --> 04:46:06.080 There's that just motherfucker. 04:46:07.200 --> 04:46:08.540 Give me your tail! 04:46:10.280 --> 04:46:11.740 I have 10 seconds. 04:46:11.740 --> 04:46:12.740 I have 10 seconds. 04:46:15.520 --> 04:46:17.360 Yes! 04:46:17.360 --> 04:46:18.940 Yes! 04:46:18.940 --> 04:46:20.000 No! 04:46:20.000 --> 04:46:21.840 Yes! 04:46:21.840 --> 04:46:23.440 Oh my God. 04:46:23.440 --> 04:46:24.760 Wow, last minute. 04:46:24.760 --> 04:46:27.560 And I grabbed it from the guy, but I said it was a free win. 04:46:30.120 --> 04:46:31.720 I feel so bad. 04:46:31.720 --> 04:46:33.800 I literally called that shit in the beginning. 04:46:33.800 --> 04:46:35.060 I said, oh, good thing this one. 04:46:35.060 --> 04:46:36.400 And Parker's in the lobby. 04:46:36.400 --> 04:46:37.920 Saves my ass. 04:46:37.920 --> 04:46:39.280 Holy. 04:46:39.280 --> 04:46:40.000 Oh my god. 04:46:40.000 --> 04:46:40.680 Roll off. 04:46:43.480 --> 04:46:45.480 Chat, I'm not a threat here, trust me. 04:46:45.480 --> 04:46:47.680 If you want to win, you've got to take out the King guy. 04:46:47.680 --> 04:46:49.360 If you want to win, you've got to take out Bro. 04:46:49.360 --> 04:46:50.560 Barberos? 04:46:50.560 --> 04:46:51.360 Barberos? 04:46:51.360 --> 04:46:53.680 And Hyperdabber, those guys broke. 04:46:53.680 --> 04:46:54.180 Stop. 04:46:54.180 --> 04:46:56.180 Why are you already grabbing? 04:46:56.180 --> 04:46:58.180 Why are you already grabbing? 04:47:00.180 --> 04:47:02.180 You motherfucker! 04:47:05.180 --> 04:47:07.180 I'm gonna do the other side, it's safer over here. 04:47:11.180 --> 04:47:13.180 Um, hello? 04:47:14.180 --> 04:47:16.180 No! 04:47:16.180 --> 04:47:18.180 For uh, for uh... 04:47:18.180 --> 04:47:20.180 I haven't played this final yet. 04:47:20.180 --> 04:47:22.180 I've never played this mode. 04:47:22.180 --> 04:47:31.180 Oh my god, open! 04:47:31.180 --> 04:47:38.100 Just walk, just walk, this is so fucking scary. 04:47:38.100 --> 04:47:39.820 Why are you emo-ed at hiding me? 04:47:39.820 --> 04:47:43.340 Yo, let's team up, let's team up. 04:47:43.340 --> 04:47:44.340 Let's team up, let's team up. 04:47:44.340 --> 04:47:49.340 Yo, hit me with a hay if you want to team up. 04:47:49.340 --> 04:47:59.020 Okay, you'll hit the hay if you want to see nothing, I'm instant killing them. 04:47:59.020 --> 04:48:00.020 I'm instant killing them. 04:48:00.020 --> 04:48:01.020 I'm banking at their own one monitor. 04:48:01.020 --> 04:48:02.020 Yeah, this mother fucker's gonna see nothing. 04:48:02.020 --> 04:48:03.020 Get him out of here. 04:48:03.020 --> 04:48:04.020 Get him out of here. 04:48:04.020 --> 04:48:05.020 Kill that guy. 04:48:05.020 --> 04:48:07.020 Kill that guy. 04:48:21.660 --> 04:48:27.500 Who fucking grabbed me? It was some pink guy. It was this motherfucker. It was Hyper Davin. 04:48:27.500 --> 04:48:36.560 I'm Pac you're watching I'm hate-watching hyperjavim 1-8-7-2. I hope you lose 04:48:36.560 --> 04:48:39.020 What has the call tank hexagod? 04:48:39.020 --> 04:48:44.980 You got that ain't this game buddy you are losing dead dead dead right here 04:48:44.980 --> 04:48:52.700 dead in three dead in two dead in dead in two you can hit them all right don't 04:48:52.700 --> 04:49:01.500 actually bad I'll feel so bad I'll feel so bad I would have done the same thing 04:49:01.500 --> 04:49:04.580 what 04:49:09.980 --> 04:49:16.580 oh he had like a midair jump what's that timing just looked weird it might have 04:49:16.580 --> 04:49:25.980 lag oh my god bro these are just three demons still in two three people was 04:49:25.980 --> 04:49:31.380 fucking sick two people 60 wins and then a battle pass pay to win her 04:49:32.900 --> 04:49:39.380 barbara's is like new money he's got new skill these guys are old dogs 04:49:39.380 --> 04:49:46.380 You can't pay to win? 04:49:46.380 --> 04:49:47.700 No, it's definitely pay to win. 04:49:47.700 --> 04:49:48.700 Skins get wins. 04:49:48.700 --> 04:49:52.580 Skins get wins, and it gives a battle pass to the skins. 04:49:52.580 --> 04:49:53.580 Shooter flippy. 04:49:53.580 --> 04:49:54.580 Shooter flippy. 04:49:54.580 --> 04:49:56.080 I love that username. 04:49:56.080 --> 04:49:58.340 I kinda want Shooter flippy to win. 04:49:58.340 --> 04:50:00.460 Look at him running for his life. 04:50:00.460 --> 04:50:01.460 Sprinting. 04:50:01.460 --> 04:50:02.460 Jump. 04:50:02.460 --> 04:50:03.460 Dive. 04:50:03.460 --> 04:50:04.460 He's dead. 04:50:04.460 --> 04:50:05.460 Oh my god, he's alive. 04:50:05.460 --> 04:50:06.460 How the fuck is he alive? 04:50:06.460 --> 04:50:08.460 They're both alive as well. 04:50:08.460 --> 04:50:12.460 What does it mean the game ends in a minute and 40 seconds? What does that mean? Three people get a crown? 04:50:14.780 --> 04:50:16.780 Oh my god, they're too good 04:50:19.580 --> 04:50:25.500 You kind of want to be in shooter flippies position because you're alone. Well, why are they saying you love each other? 04:50:27.900 --> 04:50:33.260 Because them being next to each other, oh, they're both dead. He's dead. Oh, shit. Nah, it's not coming too close here 04:50:35.340 --> 04:50:37.900 Hypergaven who has more wins? 04:50:38.460 --> 04:50:43.060 66 versus 64 wins. Two wins under his belt. 04:50:43.060 --> 04:50:46.560 Shooter flipping slight odds edge. He jumps. 04:50:51.560 --> 04:50:55.760 Well, he's from Caso Stream. That ass. Bro, what? 04:50:55.760 --> 04:50:58.160 Is this a guy that just plays Fall Guys all the time? 04:51:02.960 --> 04:51:06.260 Oh my God. So he's just a good Fall Guys player. 04:51:08.460 --> 04:51:17.840 Shooter flippy is in case he's casos VIP bro, so this guy's just a fall guy's swag 04:51:17.840 --> 04:51:20.280 Oh, there's no way I beat shooter footy man 04:51:20.280 --> 04:51:25.160 Or there's no way hypergabbing. I mean hypergabbing also a 64 win 04:51:25.160 --> 04:51:29.360 Look at that. There's only 25 seconds left. They're gonna share the crown 04:51:29.360 --> 04:51:32.560 Is that what happens? 04:51:38.460 --> 04:51:43.460 They share the crown. 04:51:43.460 --> 04:51:49.380 No, I don't think the water rises. 04:51:49.380 --> 04:51:50.460 No way they both win. 04:51:50.460 --> 04:51:56.460 That was like a five minute finale. 04:51:56.460 --> 04:52:07.460 Wait, why did Cheater footy win? 04:52:07.460 --> 04:52:10.900 Why did Flippy win? 04:52:10.900 --> 04:52:11.980 It's just 50-50. 04:52:11.980 --> 04:52:12.940 Oh, it just pecked someone. 04:52:12.940 --> 04:52:15.780 Yo, I'm running a regular solo. 04:52:15.780 --> 04:52:16.940 Go see if it's a 3. 04:52:16.940 --> 04:52:17.440 It's Lankar. 04:52:17.440 --> 04:52:19.940 I want to say I feel unwelcome into chat after all the hate. 04:52:19.940 --> 04:52:21.180 Bro, I'm not actually hating. 04:52:21.180 --> 04:52:22.460 So why do you think of it a 3? 04:52:22.460 --> 04:52:24.060 Then the first wargame, come back to Fall Guys, 04:52:24.060 --> 04:52:25.180 is finally Fall Guys Summer. 04:52:25.180 --> 04:52:26.780 How's that invest they give it some bloodless mess 04:52:26.780 --> 04:52:28.060 for the set? 04:52:28.060 --> 04:52:31.420 It's probably not a Fall Guys Summer, realistically. 04:52:31.420 --> 04:52:32.380 But I'm down to RIP. 04:52:32.380 --> 04:52:33.580 I'm ripping one more game. 04:52:37.460 --> 04:52:43.380 make a custom no dude there's like five people on fall guys total just Q and 04:52:43.380 --> 04:52:49.580 regular fall guys will probably get in my game we're waiting to fill right now 04:52:52.540 --> 04:52:56.180 oh you're joking 04:53:01.460 --> 04:53:05.900 skyline stumble I'm getting out round one that's cooked that's actually for the 04:53:05.900 --> 04:53:10.100 Thoughts of something out of it because we really thought we were gonna finish it Wednesday or next Wednesday. 04:53:15.600 --> 04:53:18.800 Oh my god, how many days have I been live in row 9? 04:53:18.800 --> 04:53:22.100 I feel like I haven't been live more than 10 days in row in so long. 04:53:24.300 --> 04:53:26.300 It is Wednesday, next Wednesday. 04:53:27.000 --> 04:53:30.000 In a week, we're gonna meet, uh, we're gonna meet something out of it. 04:53:31.800 --> 04:53:32.800 Let's rent this shit. 04:53:35.900 --> 04:53:38.900 Get a dive, get all the way, and then jump in. 04:53:39.900 --> 04:53:43.900 Extend, jump again, extend, jump again, extend. 04:53:44.900 --> 04:53:45.900 Just left. 04:53:46.900 --> 04:53:47.900 Stepping all these things. 04:53:47.900 --> 04:53:48.900 Lock those guys. 04:53:48.900 --> 04:53:50.900 Lock those guys, step up. 04:53:52.900 --> 04:53:53.900 Go under. 04:54:01.900 --> 04:54:02.900 Easiest fuck! 04:54:32.900 --> 04:54:37.900 Get over here motherfucker. You're going off the edge. You're going off the edge 04:54:40.300 --> 04:54:42.980 Grab him grab him. No, don't grab me grab him 04:54:45.820 --> 04:54:49.300 Shoot her fluffy shoot her fluffy soon. I'll wrestle right on the edge right here 04:54:50.260 --> 04:54:52.260 Sooner wrestle me 04:54:54.460 --> 04:54:56.460 I'm waiting 04:54:57.780 --> 04:54:59.780 Your chicken 04:55:02.900 --> 04:55:09.900 Alright, fuck it. 04:55:16.060 --> 04:55:20.160 Oh my god! 04:55:20.160 --> 04:55:23.160 You don't have to be the bad guy. I never believe you mean I don't have to be the bad guy. 04:55:23.160 --> 04:55:27.300 I'm just trying to get him out. I'm gonna have to beat him at some point. He's one of the 04:55:27.300 --> 04:55:28.380 best players in the lobby. 04:55:28.380 --> 04:55:32.700 probably the bat broke geek gamer one win battle pass owner and he's playing 04:55:32.700 --> 04:55:36.820 on controller charred 04:55:36.820 --> 04:55:41.740 underdrive heroes hate this one hate this one chat I would already type three 04:55:41.740 --> 04:55:45.260 GGs don't send it yet but just type GGs because I'm guaranteed falling to my 04:55:45.260 --> 04:55:51.540 death here I am certainly falling to my death here oh no don't type it yet 04:55:51.540 --> 04:55:54.380 because now you're okay well now you just jinxed it so that means I'm gonna 04:55:54.380 --> 04:56:01.380 I'm not even sure what I'm doing. 04:56:01.380 --> 04:56:06.380 See, that's plain skin kind of tough. 04:56:06.380 --> 04:56:08.380 So he's just running on the fucking... 04:56:08.380 --> 04:56:11.380 Yo, aren't we supposed to stay on the platform until the fuck's happening? 04:56:11.380 --> 04:56:14.380 I'm trying to just speedrunning the game. 04:56:14.380 --> 04:56:18.380 Oh wait, no, they're getting a limit. 04:56:18.380 --> 04:56:21.380 I feel like this part's the easiest. 04:56:26.380 --> 04:56:30.380 You just want to kind of stand like a frost third, but not right at the top. 04:56:31.380 --> 04:56:32.380 That kid didn't die. 04:56:33.380 --> 04:56:35.380 Yo, you guys are stupid. 04:56:36.380 --> 04:56:37.380 What? 04:56:38.380 --> 04:56:42.380 I know some of my chat is just random from those in the lobby. The holy shit these people suck. 04:56:42.380 --> 04:56:48.540 people suck. How hard is it to just say your mic's kind of well as my 04:56:48.540 --> 04:56:55.340 nightglow? How hard is it to just stay there. Got it right here? 04:57:00.780 --> 04:57:07.940 What are we supposed to do right now? Shoot her, Flippy! You die! You die! Shoot her! 04:57:07.940 --> 04:57:09.940 Oh 04:57:15.300 --> 04:57:17.300 Ws 04:57:29.500 --> 04:57:34.580 Chat trust me, I'm good at fall guys. I was getting I was literally getting ran down right there. They were grieving my game 04:57:34.580 --> 04:57:39.500 All right chat. We're calling it there. If you have any videos you have a lot of kids that play video such that give such that 04:57:39.500 --> 04:57:42.940 I'm having with some of the videos with lots of kids I play I will be live tomorrow at 04:57:44.220 --> 04:57:46.640 330 EST probably we're gonna be ripping 04:57:48.060 --> 04:57:50.060 At night haunted ride into 04:57:51.220 --> 04:57:57.000 Fucking gamble with your friends again and liars bar with me JT run and Dante's 04:57:57.340 --> 04:58:03.500 Friday react a Saturday night live Sunday early react a Monday night live Tuesday sorrow's fours are rising six 04:58:03.500 --> 04:58:05.900 maybe another game, but probably not. 04:58:05.900 --> 04:58:08.380 Next Wednesday, finishing Subnautica, 04:58:08.380 --> 04:58:11.740 maybe random shit if we finish it early next Thursday. 04:58:13.580 --> 04:58:16.460 Either Ludwig, Wikipedia Speedrun 007, 04:58:16.460 --> 04:58:19.060 or 2v2 Brolybro, next Friday, 04:58:19.060 --> 04:58:21.380 our next Friday, next Saturday, the 30th, 04:58:21.380 --> 04:58:23.140 through the second, not live for four days. 04:58:23.140 --> 04:58:27.060 Back to the fifth, or back to the third doing Reacts games 04:58:27.060 --> 04:58:28.700 that we're gonna try out 007. 04:58:28.700 --> 04:58:31.340 We're gonna be doing a React HRD stream for Shatterproof, 04:58:31.340 --> 04:58:35.300 Yugi collab, setting up a fucking growth shot review stream. 04:58:35.800 --> 04:58:36.880 Try not to laugh, watch your shit. 04:58:36.880 --> 04:58:40.140 But yeah, not posting on the main gaming today or tomorrow, 04:58:40.140 --> 04:58:43.140 but then we're back posting five days a week still. 04:58:43.140 --> 04:58:44.540 I just posted the last two weeks straight, 04:58:44.540 --> 04:58:48.480 so we're going to not post today and tomorrow on YouTube outside of the VOD channel. 04:58:48.480 --> 04:58:51.740 But yeah, go watch the YouTube videos in general outside of that chat. 04:58:51.740 --> 04:58:53.900 It was a fun stream all over the place. 04:58:53.900 --> 04:58:55.980 I'm sorry we didn't get to Pyro Maniac today 04:58:55.980 --> 04:58:59.240 and that we played like that one demo game, which was kind of bad. 04:58:59.960 --> 04:59:01.960 But I thought it was fun 04:59:02.360 --> 04:59:07.500 Never the last I hope you guys enjoyed more of a chill stream really, but yeah, let's raid who do we want to raid? 04:59:07.500 --> 04:59:10.700 might have a chance to get 04:59:11.100 --> 04:59:12.520 over this game. 04:59:30.160 --> 04:59:31.940 Chris is playing to just try 04:59:32.000 --> 04:59:32.780 to become human Devon playing 04:59:32.840 --> 04:59:34.440 outer Wilds. What am I I 04:59:34.500 --> 04:59:36.100 rated in a while? Oh my god, 04:59:36.100 --> 04:59:38.740 have to raid Foxman. I haven't ridden Foxman for ever. 04:59:41.060 --> 04:59:43.940 Alright, Bryson Dan, Fox is never well. Oh my God, he's been 04:59:43.940 --> 04:59:47.180 live for eight hours. He's in a fucking skin cop. Alright, 04:59:47.180 --> 04:59:49.060 appreciate y'all. I'll be on fun and I'll catch you all later. 04:59:49.060 --> 04:59:50.020 We're gonna raid in five