You're late.
Oh, I know.
Oh, I know, Chad.
No, Chad, I'm sorry I'm late.
I was dealing with a pretty big copyright thing,
where I may be paying a substantially large amount
of money to a company that said I could use something,
but now is saying that I can't.
Can't really go into it.
But yeah, I might owe a company a lot of money.
So, uh, yeah, I, I, I can't, I, I literally can't talk about it.
I can't talk about it.
That's why I'm late.
I was, I, I would have been live like 30 minutes ago, but, uh, how much?
I can't talk, I can't talk about it.
I literally, I literally can't talk about it.
That's what I said is the most that I'm able to say right now.
I may owe a company a substantial amount of money to be able to use something that I was using prior and they said was okay, but now they're saying it's hot so over under a hundred K.
Over 100 under a million is what I is is the bet. Oh, shit. I'm out of tissues. Fuck.
I guess I'm using paper towels.
Yeah, damn it.
What company can't say answer
What did you do what do you mean? What did I do it's copyright?
What what do you do stop?
All right, what's lock-in now? I didn't do my intro chat acts everybody say hi again like you just showed up
What I gotta act like I just started
What
Okay, you got it. Yeah, okay, there we go.
Hello, everybody bloody good. How's everybody doing on this fan?
Fucking tap, bro. Stop saying fake intro.
Zod ruined it. Zod ruined it. Stop saying water. Fuck you.
Yo, I'm pretty sure McChunky was in my dream last night
now that I just saw him type that. You know when you see some shit
And it like reminds you of something I've dead-ass feel I did I feel like the chuggy was in my dream last night
Now that I just saw a mccunkey type that bro. I had so many weird-ass dreams last night. I
Had one with my dead grandpa and I was like hugging him and it was mad emotional and I was like wow that was like really sweet
I'm kind of happy I had that dream then I had another one where I was like streaming now that I'm remembering it
I was streaming in like a fucking warehouse and I don't even know what mcchunky looks like
But it was an irishman claiming to be mcchunky
so
If I I now have a visual a visual sense of what mcchunky looks like
so
I guess that and then I had another one. Oh my god. I texted brook about it. What was it?
I had like five dreams last night. It was so weird
It was so weird. Normally, I remember like one and it's like I'm getting chased by a clown and
I'm like, oh, that was weird
What was it? Hold on. I'm literally looking up. Oh
My god, I had one that I yo y'all know that I'm a very scheduled person
I had one that I was late to a flight and I was in a foreign country with like one of those rotary
airplanes. Listen, I was in a foreign country. I don't know what country I was in. It was
an airport. Yeah, because I'm now remembering it. I was in an airport and I would like there's
one plane that took off like every two weeks or some shit. And we're like running to the
airport. We missed the plane and it's like flying away and they're like, Oh, next one's
like in two weeks and I and that's like a nightmare for me I that was like bad I
remember being like what what do you mean I'm stranded on this fucking
country in this island for like two weeks I can't leave oh my god that would
have been so shit so shit that would have pissed me off so much I remember I
woke up and I kept reminding myself that that wasn't actually happening I said
you didn't miss a flight, Joe, you're fine.
And then I went back to sleep.
Like I kept waking up in a panic that like I was about to be late to a flight.
Anyways, chat.
What are we doing today?
Well, uh, it's a mixture of a random game day and a horror game day.
We're going to be starting with a game called Burno Transit, which I
originally thought was a horror game, but looking into it, it kind of seems
like a mixture of a horror slash comedy.
It's kind of like a horror game mixed with with like a brain rot
A brain rot game not like two to two toms a horror brain rot, but brain rot
So I don't really know how scary it'll be but we're starting out with that
Then we're playing a game called pyromaniac
Which is another horror game where you have to like clear bosses and you're like a kid addicted to fire
But you're also kind of like going insane at the same time
And then we're hopping in a game called God is Dead, which will be a sponsored itch game
But it's like 45 minutes long and it looks pretty fucking fun
So sorry, I didn't mean to type that. It's a horror game and I when they reached out
I was like wow, I never have companies wanting me to play an itch game
But it's like an episodic horror game. They said they really like my content and want me to play it
They said I could be as honest as possible and I was like, you know, hey, it's a sponsor
I'm gonna be nice, but I was like wow, that's pretty cool
You never really have a sponsor say like hey shit on my game if you want to shit on my game
So that's pretty cool. So we're gonna be playing that later
And then if we have time after that we'll play a game called on my knees
Which we were supposed to play like two days ago, but then we ended up doing some other shit
Oh, we ended up doing it on band stream, but yeah
Today horror games. I got his dad on my knees, baby tomorrow. Um, I
Finally know what we're doing
we're doing
Gamble with your friends and Liars bar at five me Jinxie Ron and probably Dante's
But before then I'll probably be again. Yes again, we're playing it again. I
Know we're playing it again chat. It's fun. No, it's a fun-ass game and I got a new squad now
And I think that'll be I think that'll be brain rot
brain rot with them. I think it'll be funny
so
Yeah, we're gonna be doing Liars Bar, fucking gamble with your friends, me, Jinx, Iran, and
Dantes.
We're trying to plan a different day in the next two weeks to run a 2v2 Bro Vee Bro.
We've never run a 2v2 Bro Vee Bro before, we've done Bros vs. Pros, we've done Bro Vee
Bro a million times, but we've never done a 2v2 and I was talking to Ron about it and
I think it would be really fun to do a 2v2 Bro Vee Bro and then also do a day where we
We both have squads.
You know what I'm talking about?
Do like a 5v5 Brovy Bro on a bunch of different games.
So you have like a 2v2 day,
you could do like Rocket League,
GeoGuessor, fucking Fall Guys, whatever.
And then another day,
you could do like a four or five man squad
and you run against each other in like very random games.
You could do CS, search and destroy,
you could do Valorant, you could do Overwatch,
you could do fucking League.
Like that would be a more competitive one.
2v2 would be a bit more like fun games, whereas 5v5 would be like a lot more serious.
But that'd be super fun. Arc Raiders. Arc Raiders you can do if you had like threes or twos, you can do with twos.
You can do with 2v2 Arc Raiders and whoever just has the best loot.
But that's like so RNG and you're also going to get stream sniped because Arc Raiders is just a smaller game now.
But yeah, we'll probably, we'll probably run a version of that soon.
But yeah schedule horror games today tomorrow tomorrow. We're gonna be live at like 3 30
I don't know what we're gonna do for the first hour and a half of stream. We're probably gonna play a random game
I'll probably find a game for us to play
We're gonna do a random game off rip tomorrow into gamble with your friends and Liars bar
I
Know we just played it yesterday chat, but it was so fun, and I'm so hyped to play it again. I'm not gonna lie
Fridays are React Day, Saturday I'm not live, Sundays early React Day at like noon, Monday I'm not live, Tuesday next week we're doing Sauros and Forza Horizon 6 on the driving wheel which I just broke out.
I'm gonna try and set it up today just so I have the settings ready.
Next Wednesday, we're gonna finish Subnautica.
I know you guys are saying Subnautica but we're not gonna be able to beat it in an hour and a half tomorrow because we're probably gonna have an hour and a half of random shit and then we're gonna do like friend slop games for like three hours, three and a half hours.
So we're going to do a random game instead.
We're going to beat Sumnautica next Wednesday.
4-0-1 Tuesday, next Tuesday.
Sumnautica, we're going to do next Wednesday.
Beat it then.
Next Thursday, we're probably going to start 007
and maybe run a random game day, or maybe run
a wiki race with Ludwig.
If not, we might do the Bro V Bro 2v2 day that day.
I messaged Ludwig about it.
He asked me if I could do it tomorrow.
I said, I was busy obviously.
So I'm trying to schedule with him.
If not, we'll probably just do it another day
and do the Brovy Bro next week.
I'll figure that out though.
Next Friday, Reacts.
And then I'm gone the 30th to the second for four days,
post on the YouTube, I'm gone.
We're back, grinding out stream.
007, if we fuck with it,
the airport security game drops.
We have a UD collab coming up.
Kildos are collab coming up.
The charity stream for Shatterproof
for preventing drug addiction, or drug addiction prevention
and recovery, that'll be June 5th, React Day.
Planning a group charity stream, probably
for like mid-late summer, and then wall.
There's a few other games dropping.
We'll do a try not to laugh soon, bunch of other shit.
But yeah, that's the schedule.
If you haven't been able to watch kids
that play video, such a good system.
Actually, it's a schedule, if you know the stream schedule.
Let me spam through Donuts, and then we'll lock in.
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When are you Jack gonna post the collapse when we're in my videos not even done let alone his probably in like
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I'm Aiden probably won't be done my video for another week or two and Jack's are obviously more edited than mine a
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Hawn and Anthony separate into the three had a dream last night
Were you in Jakarot a restaurant making a video Jack was drunk and you said hi before you left you look to be like five seconds
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Let me look at their chair. Let me look at their account
We've there's been a huge view about problem
Oh, they have 2k followers. It's probably a real streamer
Sorry for doubting. I just know certain people have been getting spam view about it. Thank you for the raid though
I appreciate that landed with a sub TT and goose I think of the sub
Splay on three month three a dog figure the three I'm fresh out of two and a half year relationship
Do you have any attempts on how I can move past that chapter of my life?
It's really just time because of yourself hang out with friends click up hobbies give yourself time to move on
Don't get it in a rebound relationship
It just makes things worse cut contact with them entirely because it's going to prolong the amount of time you need to move on
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Fish thank you for the 5k bitty struggling with money because of the copyright thing if I can throw this at your face
I love you boss man, bro. I'm not struggling with money. Don't worry. I was just letting you know
That's why I was late. I appreciate the 5k bitties though
You're not if I if I have to pay a lump sum to a copyright company
I don't need my chat to fund it
You guys watching me has given me the money through ad revenue on YouTube to be able to pay for it
but yeah, I
What I want that to be known I
Want that to be known where it's like I
I appreciate when you guys send me bits and like I obviously know people just like subscribing because I've only mode and all this other shit
But it's like don't feel like because you watch me and you're a fan you need to give back in some way
We have an even transaction
We have an even transaction, okay you watching me
Gives me we
Yes, we even even transaction if you watch me on YouTube
You're watching me for free you watch ad or you pay for YouTube premium blah blah blah you watch me for free either way
You watch ads I get half a penny
And not even half a penny. I get a fifth of a penny for every ad you watch
That's that's your payment to me, right? That's how it works
You don't need to give me bits and be like I've watched you I feel like I need to do this
Don't feel required to do that, right?
You know what I mean?
Um, but yeah, you don't need it. You don't need to give me money. I do appreciate it, but, um, you don't don't be like, oh, I need to help fund this for Joe. We'll take it to the four.
Welcome to my computer screen. Be me in that thing. If it's up, live, I feel the sub glad to be here. So when you gave us a mass of the sub, what would you do if I just reached through the screen right now?
Broke the fourth wall actually just reached through your screen. You just saw my arm. Would that be terrifying?
You'd cry scream. I was even the three goes for the five. You're so tough
Do you honor and fun for the sub to think of the three? I
Thought you had it on fall guys last night, but I was locked in on Christmas dream. I love fall guys
Even fishy golden jay for the sub even don't think of the five gift
It's tape snow over the five subs killer and cater for the sub knee
Or Ray Jared and G think of the sub skull units with a sub chin and dead for the sub cast black storm red
Anton April sushi chin as if they give the sub or for the sub will take over the three
Do you think lies are permissible really depends on the situation?
Alex the nap of the sub fan and Alex to the sub just thank you for the sub
Paul think of the thousand buddies have my grandma. I had my grandma her funeral. What?
Ness thank you for the five gift it's thank them. We've got something give the five gift it's open my funny
You're screaming in the church. Oh my god
Jake for the thousand buddies literally watch every single one of your YouTube videos.
I'm sorry for the loss of your grandma, man.
What?
Uh, add in the reel of the sub and I can serve 29, but it's not off to thank you for the
five chat.
Don't send bits right now.
Uh, James, thank you for the three.
Uh, you're putting you got to take you Kenny, but that's true.
I'll take it for the five.
Thank you.
That's the money.
How unmotivated I am.
I've done 11 assignments the outside perspective really changed my view on a legit sabotage
myself.
You might think what you said was forgettable, but I literally got my ass out of bed after
hearing you.
Well, I'm glad I was able to motivate you, bro.
In some way.
And that's great that you're doing the great.
you need to do. Plomph and Dobby for the sub. Tamal, Arthur, and it's an user for the sub for
all of the three. He's EJ for the sub, Ryan for the sub, Jack, thank you for the five,
Senator JoBarb, Bodger, Juby, JoBarb, Farts, Mass for the five, Gifted Fan for the sub.
Oh, holy dog joke. All right, chat.
What if you change your name to Joe Fadalosi? What if you change your name to Joe Fadalosi?
What did that be hilarious?
Ugh, broken thinking of the three.
Hazy and Jake thinking of the sub.
Lock in chat.
First game of the day.
Hold up.
Nevermind.
Give me a second.
Hold up.
All right.
Chat.
Lock it in.
Broken thinking of the three.
Salty thinking of the sub.
What's up Salty Unreal.
RNG thinking of the sub.
First game of the day,
Burno Transit.
I think that's how you say it.
BRNO. Holy shit, I lagged there.
Did you see that?
This game's mining Bitcoin.
Why is my game lagging? Hold up, I gotta change the set.
What the fuck?
Is this game running at 700 FPS?
Why is this lagging?
Music?
They've a nudity filter.
Oh, don't tell me one of these games is one of these games, mother fucker.
Hold up, let me lock in on the fucking game capture shit.
Tell me this works. It works. W-game. Wait, I kind of fuck with the music heavily now. The jazz?
I'm gonna keep the nudity filter unchecked. It's a video game!
It's allowed!
Dear sir, madam, you've been accepted for training as a metro driver at Bernau Transit.
Please come to the registry office and invest a view of Devalued Ostation to handle the paperwork.
We look forward to working with you
W pronunciation that's to be old one of the day wow fourth time I've ever said that word in my entire life
This bit thank you for the 10k bitties. I was being silly still would love to toss cold hard cash at your face
What am I stripper?
Passage and now thank you for the sub thank you for the 10k bitties fish, but I appreciate the bucket bitties lock in
So I'm working at a transit station and I'm one of the people that operates one of the trains.
Oh, penny for your thoughts. Travel to station de Valo though. Hold up chat. Let me lock in here.
My geogacer knowledge.
Gizdencki, Gizdencki, Gizdencki.
Platba Minsemmi.
We're in a, we're somewhere near like Serbia.
It's Poland, nevermind.
That's my second guess.
So homeless guy.
Hello?
I was close then I was close. I said it's near Serbia. I was right. I was right. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta brag real quick. I gotta brag real quick. I was gonna move on. I was gonna move on. Wait, Serbia's near Czech. Or Czechia. Now I was close. I was closer. Poland's really far. Alright, lock in. Hold on. We're gonna act like this homeless guy is being used for a Mr. B city.
Oh, hello there, Storm! We're stopping random people on the side of the street!
I'm just wondering, do you subscribe to this or these?
Oh, wrong way. So awkward, holy shit.
Is that supposed to be there?
What animal is that?
That is not so much. Is that a glitch?
That's like a flat of post in an alligator combined.
That's not a crocodile chat. What the fuck?
Have you ever seen a crocodile in your life?
Dude, everybody's mean-mugging, straight war-up.
Devaldo Station.
Dude, the music in this game is just amazing.
Should I go to the wash closet first?
I'm gonna see what's in here.
Holy shit, toilet with no solidore.
My God.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm here for a job at Devaldo Station.
Oh, he's a fortune teller.
Two Devaldo from the brown pocket.
Wait.
No, wait devod well, I've been saying it wrong to devod low from the black the brown platform
check the Metro map I
Should see here for like four hours and listen to this guy staring at me. I
Wasn't paying attention to these things. It's not about brown platform probably this way
Holy shit, this is confusing is this where I am
That's one.
One is the gray line, two is yellow line.
I need to take gray line, so what?
Defined low station. Wow, this is like a real subway game. Holy shit.
I don't think this game's gonna be that scary though. Most of the characters look pretty tame now.
I mean they kind of look like their skin is made of ball sack skin, but...
For the most part
Fairly chill looking people
They're just chill guys not a single woman in sight
Assuming are we? How do you know?
Juvo? Oh, oh my god, how do you say it?
Find the registry office. I'm searching ticket inspector got one right here dick. What are you gonna do?
You know rob me all right? What would have happened if I had a ticket?
Wash glass again. Actually, maybe maybe it is just all dudes
Wash closet. Oh god. That's a big leaf. Oh, they got petty
They say burn those gold
Is burn or currency this is the office I gotta go to
I'm walking in. I like the little maps. They have
Is this not the registry? Oh, it is it is it is
Yeah, give me ID card. New workers go count of two.
Okay, Deck, maybe we could add signs there. We could have prevented that whole interaction.
New train driver, you need a photo to make an ID card. Photo booth is down on the platform.
You don't have a fucking road. What type of task shit is this? Am I at the DMV? Am I at the fucking DMV?
I come here to get my job. He said I need to go get my ID photo. Oh, no, but we don't take it here
We're gonna go down on the fucking platform. I'm sorry. I gotta go back home. Okay
I'm gonna go get my fucking photo taken. He said down on the platform
What is the platform?
What does that mean?
Is that up here?
Oh, I don't want to leave, do I?
Why would I leave?
I can't leave.
How do I get a photo ID?
This is me, and this is the DMV.
This is the DMV.
I don't know.
I'm going to go back to the map.
The platform.
I don't know what the platform is.
Fuck.
He's being so vague.
What is the platform?
A platform?
I don't know.
I don't know what the platform is.
Fuck.
He's being so vague.
What is the platform?
A platform?
No ticket office here, no registry office here, no information desk, no crap, no request.
Okay, it's just a gorilla dancing.
Uh, this game is the most confusing game in the world.
What is happening?
Hey, excuse me, sir.
Oh, ticket inspector.
I already just showed you my ticket, jackass.
You know where I can get a fuck?
Oh, excuse me sir, what is coming out of your butt?
Where do I get a fucking photo ID?
Oh my God, I could get on the train tracks.
Oh, photo booth!
I found it.
I'm a genius.
That's what I look like.
Fucking insulting.
Jesus.
I look like the fucking peanut butter baby.
Here's my photo ID.
Pick up your finished ID card and count it one.
Why?
He's right next to you, just hand it to me.
Here's your ID card.
Now report to the shift supervisor in the depot at the station Votogen.
Votogen, Votogen.
Oh my God, this is serenity.
Oh my god, I feel like I feel like I'm in a movie right now. I love that. I love that.
Just play a saxophone. And every 10 seconds I love the game. So I just take the yellow.
But I need to get off two stops
I need to say yellow
Pausing
Don't think of the subtitles for the three but I'm up to the concept for a few years now
And it's helping me a little bit extra now dealing with back pains. I've a scan soon, but your concept brings me joy
Well, I hope the scan goes well
And I'm sorry you had back pains be like horror movies to watch obsession
I have it on my watch list game think of the three a new backyard baseball. Yeah, it comes out in July
Topaz cyber and you're thinking of the sub chat lock in
TCB to the sub we're gonna be playing that new backyard baseball. Don't you fucking worry pal? Oh
Obsession was really good. Yeah, people are saying it's the best horror movie they've seen and I love the guys
I love the director the director is really funny makes a lot of comedy skits, which we've watched on stream. Oh
Oh, the train station's here.
Sit down. I have to get off two stops from now.
We have to get off at Voto GEM.
I feel like I'm gonna stand in the corner in case I get stabbed.
I don't trust any of these guys.
One of them just starts peeing on the floor.
It's like the New York City subway.
You're a eerie train, you're right.
It's like an old Soviet train.
It's what it feels like.
Oh!
You look great.
Sorry.
Trying to be rude here.
Hey, just me and you, buddy.
So, where are you at it?
I love the hat you have.
I'm a new train driver, or not driver,
I'm a new train conductor.
I'm gonna be operating one of these bad boys that you're on.
I know, it'll just be me and you, you won't need to see me done.
Yeah.
Super cool. What do you do for work?
Oh, only fans, okay.
Now, uh, just looking at you, what type of demographic are you?
What are you searching for?
I don't really know are you are you holding the camera are you are you in the
video or are you like a mic guy or sorry this is me
super scary fucking weird as hell find a shift supervisor at the detail oh a
hot dog guy you don't have a meal ticket I need a fucking meal ticket to get a
hot dog what if I just fucking punch you in the face and grab one oh my god a
hot dude is that a corn dog with no fucking stick oh my god chat what was
the last time you had a corn dog you all ever had a sausage corn dog with a
pancake pancake on the outside yo I know it's really unhealthy get one next time
you're at the grocery store they sell them they're in the freezer aisle it's a
sausage it's a song I can't even eat them anymore sausage in the middle pancake
on the outside. Oh, absolute cinema. Do we'll sear upon it? Oh, yuck. Wash closet, shift
supervisor. Where, and why is the wash closet locked? Shift supervisor in the depot. What
What does depo mean?
Oh, is he over here?
Oh, okay.
Ah, little buddy.
Who are you?
Are you a little guard dog?
You little guard dog.
You got a little mask on your body, kids. You can't hurt me.
The Shift Supervisor's dog. I hope it didn't scare ya.
You'll find the Shift Supervisor in the yard.
Finally! Somehow!
They are too few of us. After the break, I still drive the night shift.
Shift supervisor in the yard. Yo, I am in the fucking back rooms right now. Am I not?
Like, where am I going? That's a disgusting toilet. At least it's a little more private
than the other ones. Oh, here he is. New blood! Every morning we meet at this place.
Set your alarm clock I
Got it on my swatch
Now go change into your uniform
It's ready for you in locker number three
Blowing a loud what?
Me blowing a loud
It's just it's just like an extra small pair of Nike pros and a Hooters top
You've got your uniform on. What's the need for a beginning company to provide another one?
Yo, we brought out the camcorder for this?
What are we doing? Just checking if you need anything.
I forgot to give you a meal ticket, so go buy a hot dog.
Alright, that's- Hey, thank you for that.
You know, I really appreciate that.
Outside of the fact that you were just recording me get changed on a camcorder, which is really creepy, by the way,
I actually was looking for a meal ticket, so...
I didn't even know where I got one. You just solved the problem for me.
Hotdog stands, I already know where the hotdog stands. I love sausages. Me, too.
Ah! Oh my god, why did that scare me again?
Oh my god, I can't wait to go buy a hotdog.
I hope my meal ticket lets me get the one, the little corn dog.
without mustard enjoy a meal wow straight to work and he's watching me
devour that look at him I'm gonna I am down while I eat it thumbs up for me
closed
What's it my shit myself hey Mike you open now
Okay, I'm a train driver. Oh my god. I'm gonna shoot my pants. I
Just need a brother. She's still there. I'm gonna need a hop on the next train. I need to go to the next train stop
Oh my god, I gotta fucking hold my shit that long. It's locked
Oh my god, is there bathroom this way?
No!
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking shit my pants.
Oh! I can't walk! Stop it down the drain!
Oh my god, I need to go. We need to go. We need to go. We need to go. We need to go. All right.
Just hold it in. Butt clench.
Butt clench. Next stop.
God, I'm fucking ripping ass everywhere.
The head's starting to peek out. I don't know how much longer I can hold it.
I thought this was a hurricane. It is a hurricane.
You have to take a shit. You have to take a shit and there's no toilets available.
The turtle, he's peeking his head. He's peeking his head. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go!
Come on!
Bathroom!
Hurry!
Oh my god, don't tell me this is not a bathroom here.
There it is.
I'll take five.
Did I just throw up diarrhea out of my mouth and then faint in a pool of it?
What the hell just happened?
I'm awake again.
Oh my god, I just slept in the train area.
Oh, this is disgusting.
Is that my- oh my god!
No, I waddled in here in a pool of my own shit.
It was that bad?
Bad smell here.
I hate banel.
Yeah, me too.
I don't know, dude.
Who would have shit all over the floor with that fucking disgusting?
Can't imagine somebody doing that.
The chain's dead, even.
Shit.
Go to the back room for the hose.
Take my keys.
Back room this way.
That's not this way.
This way.
I don't want to be back here. I feel like at some point I am just gonna get chased by something and that's gonna be really fun
Why do I hear somebody playing ping pong?
What in the kinky shit, what is that guy wearing?
Host not here, get out!
Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you guys.
So it's gotta be in this area somewhere.
What was that?
I mean like where else would it be? It's got to be in this region now.
Maybe back this way?
I don't know, did this divert somewhere out?
I can't go through there.
We're not supposed to go there. The shift supervisor's looking for you.
He already found the hose. Oh.
More actually, the hose was somewhere else. I bought it. So wash it.
Why do I have to wash it? Who the fuck? Yeah, you think I'm the jackass of that poop all over the walls?
Never did he, man.
Oh my god, this is so much poop.
I can't imagine how bad this would smell.
We're like plumbers that have to go fix like fucking septic tanks.
That's gotta be like a bottom three job.
Just waiting in poop all day.
Ah, maybe good.
I just shit my pants.
Idiot.
Now you can wash it again.
I- I fucking s- I snarded. I snarded all over the fucking walls.
What type of projectile poop do I have? I thought I would've just pooped in my pants. Am I naked?
We need to cover that sink. There's air freshener in the toilet. Violet scent. Oh, stink.
Fresh in the depot. Dude, what type of weird-ass tasks are these?
Wait, maybe it wasn't me could have been I didn't shit in the spoiler that could have been somebody else
Is that good enough what a stink give me back the keys
Stop driving the train already. You're not gonna tell me how to jump. Holy scoliosis. You're not gonna tell me to drop how to drive the train
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna operate it. Oh one button
Well easy ass job
Let's get it going
You literally just shit everywhere
Dude, I have a little bit of a sharp mistake. Okay? That's not... Oh, that was another train.
So what is that? That's not that big of a deal. I don't know how fast I should be going.
Does this not seem like I might be going a little too quick? I should slow down. I just passed it.
Oh shit, I'm supposed to-
What?
How do you- how do you slow down?
And on that track I'm the only one going in that loop, what do you mean I'm gonna
Oh
Yo, I know this is getting too freaky for me this is getting way too freaky for me
What is happening? What is happening? I feel like I'm in a fucking constant daydream dude
Honestly after the night shift
I'm asleep after the night shift did oh my god. Was that a dream?
Bad dreams before the first ride. Oh, it happens. Your instructor's already
waiting in the cab. Oh, that wasn't real. Okay, now he's gonna teach me how to
fucking drive the train. Thank you, sir. I'm making breakfast! In the meantime,
read the control guide. Where's the control? Oh, fuck off. Departure, you may leave
the station only on green signal. Stop exactly at zero if you pass it a bit. Back up.
Forward left mouse button. Break right mouse button. How do you back up?
Time limit to arrival. Early arrivals allowed. Delay's not allowed.
Passing signal. Major overrun minus 20 early departure. Continuing on site. Risk of catching
up to the train ahead. Oh, I ran into the back of the train in front of me. Oh, okay, so I stop at
zero. Light mouse button or space is break. That seems very easy. How do I back up though?
Steaky cheese. It'll warm up at a control panel while we ride. Fire it up, let's go.
That's how you're making your breakfast, bro.
You're eating a whole your breakfast a whole-ass block of cheese, buddy. That is disgusting
What if it starts melting?
How do you break? Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. Oh my god at the time on the left is how long I have to get there
So I gotta go quick when should I start breaking like a hundred?
I feel like we've all asked. 50, I'd rate.
Okay.
Reputation 50%.
It's my first ride.
I got half reputation because I fucked up the first one.
Okay, I overshot it.
You're gonna be 20 seconds to get there.
What type of fucking schedule are we running?
Continue to the next station.
All right, I'll get there on time this time.
Overshooting, is it bad?
I just have to make it on time.
I should start breaking it at like 80.
Ready?
Break.
Let it go a little bit, break.
Cinema, watch this, watch this.
No, I'm not late, I'm not late, I'm not late.
Bang!
Perfect!
Get me that shit.
Look at these customers, they're gonna be so happy.
Ain't nobody's gonna be late to work on my watch.
That stinky cheese is starting to smell up the place though.
Are you gonna eat that at some point or...
Like a clay nation figure.
Dude, I am goaded.
I am actually goaded.
I don't like cheese.
You don't like cheese.
in my life have I seen somebody in my chat say they don't like cheese? What do you mean
W take? What? W take? Are you fucking insane? I hate cheese. Do a poll. Why do we have this
many cheese haters in chat? I get, okay, no, no, no, we got a pause, we got a pause, we
got a pause, we got a pause. You can say you don't like certain cheeses. I'm not a fan
of rotting cheeses, blue cheese, not a fan, right? Disgusting. Any sort of aged cheese
in that sense where there's mold on it, don't like that. But you're telling me you don't
like a pepper jack, you don't like a nice mozzarella, oh sorry, mozzarella, you don't
like a mozzarella pepper jack, as I was saying, provolone. It's moots, not mats. If I go top
Top five cheeses right now, real quick, just rattle off the dump.
I could be wrong here, right?
Let's say top five cheeses that I've had that I currently remember.
We're going to be going in no particular order.
Pepperjack, cheddar, mozzarella, provolone.
Number five's a hard one.
I don't think Americans really get to get up.
Oh, can I do American cheddar?
I'm going to swap cheddar for American, American cheddar.
I don't know if that's the same thing.
like a yellow cheese, like a yellow cheese that you'd put on like a cheeseburger.
Um, I don't know, like what's like a good just cheese to straight up eat?
A Gouda?
I'm not, I'm not an upset at a Gouda pick, but I feel like here's the, I'm not,
I don't really care for Parmesan.
I'm down to have Gouda there.
The thing is, I know like the vast world of cheeses, if you're not a fan of cheese
There's a cheesy line, there's a cheesy line.
It might not be one that you've ever had before,
but there's like a million different fucking types of cheese.
There's a cheesy line.
You just haven't had it yet.
Unless you're lactose intolerant.
But most lactose intolerant people still say they enjoy eating dairy,
but they just can't.
But again, most lactose intolerant people that I know will still eat dairy on occasion
and they'll just shit themselves and not care.
They'll be like, okay, I'm down to get ice cream,
but I have to be back in my house in 30 minutes.
Because they're gonna blow the fucking toilet up.
My reputation's back up to 100 almost.
Yo, are you gonna eat your fucking breakfast, dude?
It's gonna start rotting as we speak.
What was that?
No, it's starting
Why am I fainting at the smell of everything drive like the the weakest stomach possible
I mean, I am in a hot enclosed train room with another person
Well, probably a pound or two of cheese was heating up on the dashboard
Hey wake up already you missed your shift
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Deal with the ship supervisor, I can't wait for you all day.
Well, I don't even need your dumb ass to be there, dude.
I have the easiest job in the fucking world.
Talk to the ship supervisor, where the hell am I?
Oh, don't tell me the dog's gonna eat me.
Anyone who misses their shift has to donate blood.
What?
I'll mark it as the day off.
The Venetian Room's in the 7X shape, 7X station.
What do you mean by don't eat the blood?
As a punishment?
Longstream Larry, eh?
It's like all this guy.
King Pisser.
How the hell did I get out of here?
Is this the line? I think this is the line. Yeah. All right, where do I need to go?
So the next station. I need to look at a map. I should have looked at the map first.
Where's the map?
There's got to be a map here now. Oh
fuck
Is there not a map? Am I just gonna be free balling it one way on the track? I
mean either way, I'll get there eventually. I
I need to go I need to go in here and look at a map. Oh my god. I can't go in there now fuck
Oh, wait, no, I can't I know there's a map here
Oh my god, is there not?
Who else pisses like me that's what I was saying your long-stream Larry man
Nobody pisses like you. I've just got a hop on the train
We're just hopping on the train.
We're hopping on the train seeing where it takes us.
At some point I'll see a map.
But I don't know where we need to go.
So I just gotta get on somewhere.
You piss like MIRL?
No, I don't have a bladder like that.
I'd be pissing too much.
Yo, you look just like me, bro.
I, oh, God, my idea looks just like you.
You're a spitting image.
Are we related?
Casual?
I gotta stay on.
But I could be going the wrong way.
What if I'm going the long way around?
How's there no map?
Well, we happened to be going the right way, so we got lucky.
Good shit.
That was suck if we were going the exact opposite way.
Find the donation room.
Is this where it's just really dystopian because for some reason when I miss a day of work
I have to go donate blood?
Am I donating blood to like a local like hospital?
Or am I just giving blood to like my coworkers?
It's a pay phone there.
This has to be the donation room.
Maybe not.
Where is the donation room?
That's an SOS, okay, kick it off there.
Why is there an SOS fucking phone there?
Put it in a little bottle. You think they're gonna drain my blood into a fucking plastic water bottle?
Into a disowny bottle? Wait, what is this?
Which is a beer bottle. Yo, where the fuck is the blood room?
It can't be that way.
And I can't get in there.
What the fuck?
Do you think I have to climb up this? I can't.
Trap, where am I supposed to go?
So, oh, there's a ticket guy.
It's on the platform. What the fuck are you talking about?
There's a button?
There's a button in this room.
The map doesn't tell me anything.
I gotta be a dumbass.
You could turn the escalator off?
Bro.
Yo.
I'm getting fucked up right now, what's happening?
Oh, you just switched the direction and got dead pigeon.
You just switched the direction and got...
That would have taken me forever to figure out
who straddles a ladder like that.
Need help, buddy?
A blood donation center this way.
K-Pron-Pronage-Mool for rent.
Ah, half-eaten pizza?
Alright, well, let's go donate blood.
This is a butcher shop.
Oh, donations are done behind the curtain.
I'll be right there.
Just need to grab my gloves.
Awesome. Awesome.
Yeah, I'll be donating blood in the back of the butcher shop.
What are you doing on a fucking fine Wednesday?
Oh, another trained guy.
Did you also miss your shift?
I skipped my shift too.
I know you skipped your shift, jackass.
Am I so-
AHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHA
I don't know about-
That is a long needle, sir.
Is that clean?
Drink first.
So it flows well.
My god, how is he fucking shaking?
He's shaking, and I'm supposed to believe that that was this yellow water.
Sit down.
Your arm.
Nice name.
Once the needle is in, keep bumping.
Oh, that's fucking disgusting.
I'm bleeding out!
Damn!
Third bad bag today!
Doesn't matter, we'll try another one.
Dude, am I not gonna die from...
You're not supposed to donate this much blood.
How much blood can you give it?
I'm starting to hear my ears ring a little bit here.
Am I good?
That's gotta be... okay, good.
You may feel weak.
Nausea. Dizzy mess.
That's fucking dying.
Stop the kinds of Caesar!
Go for it!
Oh, I know where that is.
But this is like a dystopian ass fucking job.
The SOS is down there.
We got to haul ass.
Why is it so hard?
I don't know.
Why is it so much deeper than it was before?
Is there a nuclear bomb dropping?
What is happening in this game?
Not fit, right?
I don't tell me I'm supposed to run on the train tracks.
Oh my God, wait, the train's collapsed.
What the fuck happened?
Oh my God, he's dead.
Oh, no, he's not.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive.
What is beeping?
Oh my god, I was dreaming again?
Yo, what was in that original hot-
There's no way, bro, none of this is happening.
Oh my god, because I donated blood?
Yeah, that had to be real.
Oh, I just had a headlamp now?
I wish I had that in the fucking beginning.
Today you're running on a different track.
Okay, so that did happen.
the shift you're invited to a party at the ghost station oh my god a fucking
party are we gonna get lit on what are you gonna do also you're wearing pants
that are about three sizes too small but I said I want a different truck
There's a spider in the cab!
I walked it in there.
Kill it!
Where is it?
Oh.
How do I kill it?
Hya!
Thanks for killing it.
I didn't kill it.
I'm afraid I'll kill you.
I didn't kill it, I'm afraid of spiders.
If I see it while driving, I'll collapse.
But I didn't, I didn't, did I get the spider?
My knees are still shaking.
Well, don't you worry about it, buddy,
because I'm the one driving today.
I don't need to get 20 seconds to pull up 10 feet.
Easy as hell.
Dude, we got a party later too.
What are you wearing to the party?
Same as usual, train cap, long sleeve tee.
Yeah, I'm thinking about showing up
and maybe something a little bit more snazzy.
Tuxedo, or a G-string, you know, some of those sorts.
Oh, fuck.
Just ignore it, just ignore it.
Just ignore it.
He won't pass out if he doesn't see it.
And we're very close. We're going really quickly now. I can still do that now.
I'm gonna overshoot. Fuck. Rewind.
Easy reputation. How do I- can I get rid of a spider?
Good job on green signal. Continue to the next station.
Can I not kill the fucking spider? All right, I guess it's just staying with us
There's no way he doesn't see it. That is like a tarantula
It's not a problem
Dude, that's the method you slow down at like 60
So, uh, you know, back to the party that we were talking about, if there happened to
be like a spider at the party or anything, like, how badly would you, how badly would
you freak out?
Would that be, would that be something that's like detrimental, you could go to the hospital
Die type shit or does that mean like kind of a vibe killer for the party you know?
How many four seconds to get there?
And I mess and I mess
I'm gonna get reputation docked here
Yeah, fucking delay you gotta be kidding me. You're late. It takes practice
Well, what can take you to the five gifted subs good for the sub ride with a sub break
Thank you for the raid. It's for the raid and in law for the sub and men and I'm the
Oscar rag take it with a sub XD uncle a z in true even sub war take it with a three
I don't want to talk you all people get mod you an official for the sub illicit take it
with a three thoughts on a tattoo rating stream. I thought that'd be a really good idea
No, because then I would be actively flaming people's art that they have on their body for the rest of their life
Ben for the sub to take you to three you're sleeping on Gouda a little the sub farmer Blake for the sub all over the sub wicked
When it Windax they give it a three some cheese is good terrible for you. Choss. Thank you for the three be my second stream at work
Thank you. I know you'd brook like bar hopping ever thought about coming up new Orleans. Yeah, maybe at some point
But I don't know when we would are in orbit for the sub and I'm glad I'm able to help it work
The bucket of fire rip. Thank you for the sub ice. Thank you for the five sir NP
I see Brett Brong, Mack for the sub six, thank you for the three.
Sustra, Blueberry, Pancake, Corn Dog, Hombos,
Meta, the original, Grace, thank you for the three,
two, three, third stream in a row unlocked.
Sorry for stuttering, thank you for the three.
Thank you for the nice, and also Travis, thank you for the three.
How do you find all these indie games, chat?
I search for some myself, and then I see TikTok clips
like some, and I go, oh, that looks like it'd be fun,
but video, Sustra, game, Sustra, usually.
If you have any videos you can watch,
you can play video, Sustra, game, Sustra,
Evil and Clara, thank you for the sub, Crocs, Crack.
We're doing this, another horror game, then God is dead.
Tomorrow, we're doing a random game into more gamble
with your friends, me, Jinxie, Dantes, and Ron
in the Liars Bar.
Friday reacts Saturday Night Live,
Sunday Early React Day, Monday Night Live.
Tuesday, Sorrows and Driving Wheel, Sim Game Day,
probably drunk driving on Forza Rides and Six.
Wednesday, finishing Subnautica.
Thursday, either 007 or like a game with the guys.
Day, I don't really know what we're doing yet.
Friday Night Live, Friday Night Live,
Friday react eight net next Saturday. I'm not live going for like four days. Then we have a charity stream chatterproof June 5th. We'll go from there.
Cam and VZ for the sub manifest of the three. Far cry five not playing far cry. All right. Lock in lock in lock in lock in.
Jugs in camp the stuff.
30 seconds. They're giving me less time to get further distances.
I'm wondering when that spider's gonna make this guy die.
Cause it's been sitting on his hat for like, oh why?
Play it now.
That's golden. Reputation's back.
Better than ever. Better than ever.
ever you know this guy gets fucked up at parties do you see this shit somebody
got that posture like that he's afraid of spiders buddy is locked in this guy
puts him down we're in shakya too this guy probably gets hammered
20 seconds like how am I supposed to make it I've got to go really quick in
Perfectly.
Dude, on the do-
You're done for the day.
You can get off.
I'll drive from here.
He- No, you should not drive.
Um, no.
Oh, I will die on the train still.
I'm on the train still. I'm on the train still. I just passed the train seat. I'm going the wrong way.
Okay, well, I need to get off at this one. I'll see you later, buddy.
Oh my God.
But this guy's a kind of a demon on the sticks. You see this?
Oh my God, perfect fucking braking.
This guy's awesome. All right, I need to get off.
We need to get off, we need to go the other way.
I don't know why they randomly play that jazz music, but I am here for it.
That shit is amazing.
Am I on the yellow? Yeah, good.
Alright, we gotta go to the ghost station.
Well, that guy's gonna- ooh, are you sick?
There's like deer over here.
It seems like people pre-gaming for the party.
Well, where's Jim? Thank you for the 20 gifted subs!
Thank you for the 20 gifted shugs, seven manifest, thank you for the 3BZ, thank you for the 7.
Low wick and me, thank you for the 20 gifted subs.
Thank you for the 20 gifted robles, thank you for those nations.
I'm wondering what this party is tonight. It's gonna be fucking awesome.
Unless this guy dies on the train tracks, then we're not able to fucking go to it.
That would suck.
Pink eyebrows, that's a choice.
Kinda matches your vibe though, I like it.
Wait, Ghost Station?
We've passed it!
I do have to walk on the tracks?
Oh my god, I have to walk on the tracks.
Just fucking haul ass.
The odds are we don't get it by train here.
That one just pulled up.
Once this one passes, we can just weave over.
All right, we're safe, because now it could only come from that way.
You just gotta dodge it like it's a road.
Only way I die is if they both come at the same time.
We're almost there
My headland bro wise wise
Oh, this is gonna be awesome
OOOOOOOH!
Wait, I need to get in there.
Unfinished Station.
It's meant to connect to the Prozlava Metro.
It's never built.
Young wine.
In all of Beirut's.
Take some.
Like take some.
I can't bleed a lot. I gotta go find the ship supervisor.
Oh
That's why they hire this guy
Josh make it sense now
Good to see you. Let's have some wine, right? Oh, dude is the wine gonna drug me
Drinking wine and then hitting the dance floor?
I don't know about that vibe.
That's probably a bottom tier alcohol to get
fucking lit to.
It's white wine, Maxbear's better than bad.
Oh, hit that shit!
One more for the other leg.
It's just hot dog water, because it's the hot dog salesman.
One more!
Wreck that shit!
One more for the third leg!
What's the third leg buddy?
Oh, it's like 4th where you draw the line.
Bro, some ditty shit how to go down.
Where'd he go?
He's naked.
Bring another one.
He's naked.
Nah, he keeps bringing me into the tunnel.
There's a mattress in the corner.
No!
Oh, no, we're going to die.
This guy's killing the dance moves compared to some of you, man.
He's put in a lot more effort.
What is the launcher for?
I don't want to find out.
find out where am I gonna wake up
You can't handle this. Get up. Let's drive. Oh my God. Are we drunk riding trains? Oh
no. Paying thank you to 1000 buddies. Me, my girlfriend Hannah, watch you every day and
it's a birthday. Happy birthday, Hannah. I'm glad you guys like my content. Thank you
for the fucking 1000 buddies. Thank you for the nice message. Happy of a good birthday.
Snacks and I put the stuff back over the three. Don't read out loud. No. Zig, thank you to
I have a hoodie of you that I literally wear to school every day.
I send these to Big Chucky so you can see.
Love for her, but I'll call her mom.
Mesa, thank you for the sub.
Thank you for the nice message.
Arx, thank you for the sub.
Game, Dren, and Salt Salient, thank you for the sub.
Lock in.
Catch up with the train ahead and follow it close.
Show what you've got.
On it, boss!
Turn that shit up!
Oh maybe it's the spider guy up ahead.
He said follow it up closed.
So I don't want to go too fast.
I don't know where the next train is.
I gotta tailgate it, pal.
Is this it?
I can't run that back?
That's the game I died drunk train driving?
Oh my god!
No, continue.
Continue, continue.
It's fucking reppin'.
That's a rat!
That's TVP, would say.
Slang for the burnt peanut.
I know I can go this way.
I'm flying a little bit longer.
Right now.
It's at next station.
Right now.
I have to follow this, I have to follow this up close and I'm guessing when he's gonna
break.
Just like riding on any highway in the United States.
When you're going 75 and 70, what is this guy staring at me for?
OHHHHHH!
OHHHHH!
My god, that was aura.
No, that was aura.
That was so close.
I feel like this guy's going to start shooting at us.
I just have to assume when he starts breaking, I feel like they usually break around like 70.
I can just throttle it.
Dude, who the fuck is this guy?
Hey, you got a fucking problem, pal?
This guy's a jackass.
What do you mind if I fuck with you?
I think there might have been more than alcohol in that pee line.
What was that?
I got a tail, I can't lose sight.
I'm assuming I lose if I lose sight of him too.
I got eaten by a pig man!
What type of ending-
Thanks, fuck.
Oh my god.
Not living rough.
Dude, what is in that back room over there?
Nothing in the bathroom.
Follow the food trail.
Stinks back again.
Really hate Bruno.
He still has that fucking spider on his head.
Fuck.
I'll let you ensure you get yourself still from the storage okay straight ass
from that guy
straight ass
Oh, no.
Where's that coat? Why am I hearing a coat these days?
Am I-
Am I not, please?
This microwave always kills the power.
Why are you cooking up that many fucking hot dogs, growl?
What is anti-pilep to come?
A zucchini with two eggs, buddy. Seriously?
Where is he?
I'm but a snake, yet.
And he bit a wiener.
Don't worry, buddy. Don't worry, buddy.
Oh my god
It's not to ask the video game um
That was a really weird game that might have been one of the weirdest games I think I've ever played
Um, but did I enjoy it? Yeah
It was fun. It was fun. It's very weird. Very very weird
Really fucking good, but it's fun
all right
Next game I got a pest first though
Machudano thinking of the sub acts ebbin
Mark pretty acts for the sub flick and king with the sub that they're thinking of the three of the unable sub paint and taking
100,000 buddies. All right. Yo, count me down like a minute and then we're gonna hop into the next game.
you
I know that I know that you guys sometimes when I spell my thumbnails wrong you'll be
You're like, oh, Joe Bart sucks at spelling.
Number one, I don't make my thumbnails, and it is not me.
Real quick, Kangaroo sent me these, too.
This is no joke.
Love him, great thumbnail guy.
But not Scari.
Not Scandal spelled wrong.
My Kangaroo is the worst Speller I know. Why the worst Speller I know? It's not what you can't read.
He just can't fucking spell. But he knows what the words mean, but he can't spell.
I just don't, I don't even know. Fact, how do you spell scary? How do you spell the word scary wrong?
He's being serious? No, yeah, he's being serious. I'm not, no, I'm not, I'm not fucking with you.
like this is this is he just like he set me this like he's like oh here's here's
the thumbs hold up I gotta write this down too
give me a second
okay
Okay.
Alright.
Chat, are we ready for the next game?
You gotta throw it here.
Buddy highlighted a message to say some stupid shit like that.
No, don't time him out.
Don't time that guy out, mods.
I don't know who timed him out there, but that's a ban, right?
Highlighting a message to spam some stupid shit like that just get it get him out of here
Get him out of here same with it. No, same with that guy who just timed him out some Russian ban him, right?
These are dog shit chatters, right? That's what needs to be known
These guys are dog shit chatters. Okay, there there's no reason to keep them in
Chats, right you time out for ten minutes. They get untimed out
They're just gonna spam the same thing instantly
Want to hop on among us? No, but I've noticed that you keep putting among us codes in chat. Why?
You can't just play randoms the chunky I'm in the middle of
streaming Oregon bro says among us code
EF 11
QR bro come on
8-0-8 for the sub around for the sub,
Skeddy for the 3, I was playing a ranked game of R6,
the kid joined DC, he said,
oh my god, Skeddy from Jobar, I almost shit myself.
Locked Tyler, Glove and Coice, they give it to the sub.
Pete could go for the sub.
Is your username in R6 just your Twitch name?
Ubin Mark, back pretty in AXE, they give it to the sub.
King with a sub, B over the 3.
They inflict for the sub, B over the sub.
Paying for the thousand buddies.
What is the most known shatter in my stream?
I'm going to check Jinxie's stream.
Now it's hard. I need to think here.
Okay.
He said I'm the fourth best streamer this year.
Um, I need to think.
Bro, he used to put himself like, he's, he, uh, Jinxie, it's not even cocky to say this.
Should he not put himself between 1 and 3? Like he has to.
I think that was the only time. Yeah, that was the only time. Okay. At 5.
Because he's the biggest gaming streamer. Ron's not 3? I would say you bumped me and Ron down
and you wedged Jinxie between Speed and Keso somewhere. Like, I don't know, it's hard.
Obviously, it's all subjective, but it's hard to gauge who the top three streamers are because they're all just huge.
I think speed would undeniably be one.
That's not a crazy statement.
Speed has the biggest reach, objectively.
Speed is the biggest creator.
Even if JX pulls more average views per video,
Speedo of streams where he's in another country pulling a million views, you know, like a million live views
He's filling 10 football stadiums full of people in terms of how many people are watching and moist moist is top-ten
YouTuber voice is more of a youtuber than a streamer by far. I
Feel like everybody would agree on that. I think moist streams a lot
But like moist moist is way larger way larger on YouTube
Way larger on YouTube
Not whatever that
Complex news writer was smoking. I don't know what that guy was smoking bro. Yeah, that news writer put like a kayak for
Shit, yeah, no that I saw that list that list is terrible
Like bro chat, you'll notice everybody on my list streams consistently everybody
Okay, chat I think we're going off consistency
I kind of want to see who you
put that five.
I want to say XGC.
XGC is live every day for like
years.
XGC is live every day.
If it's all, all times a different
question than 26, I would say all
time you got to throw Summit in
the ring, bro.
Summit's in there.
Ninja's in there.
Right now, though.
Yeah.
O'Neill Pixel is a pretty good
shout.
He's also a European streamer.
P and streamer and he has a whole different audience
Jack if you're gonna say 2026 of consistency
Um in statistics, I think you have to have peanut in your top five, bro. Yeah peanuts. I don't even think complex time peanut in their top 25
I
Think you broke Jack peanut at any given time people are standing hell nah 70 80,000 peanut peanut is
Potentially as big as jinksy in terms of views
Like he has less twitch viewers, but dude, regardless of what you think about peanut like peanut average is like
35k on twitch and like 60k on YouTube
Like he's huge, right?
That's the thing you body peanut. It's not peanut. It's not you body bro. No peanut doesn't do that. I
I
That's weird that his chat said that as my chat said that way
I don't know what a burnt peanuts to a tracker
He's not viewbotting because you would see his numbers wouldn't dip arc Raiders fell off and then he he lost viewers
But he's getting
400,000 followers a month like he's huge and he's in his depth
But it's like that was because he was in a huge arc arc Raiders arc now. He's playing like random shit
He's like full variety now
So he's like probably gonna plaque tell a little bit, but he doesn't view by I
Don't think you view bots
What should I go over that we could do that as well should I do that right now I
Could do I could do my own top top 20 streamers
I feel like that's a hard, that's a really hard list because like top 20 is so many people
but there's also so many streamers because like I feel like it's easier to do like a top 5 versus a top 10 versus a top 20
because if you're like 15 to 20 spot it's like okay well who the fuck do you even put sorry I'm uploading this real quick
Okay, do top 15. What did what was the the complex one?
Hold up
Sorry, I'm doing this do top five well top five is kind of cheap
Top five doesn't allow you to put enough people's names
It's also hard because it's like twitch and kick are in such a different space that it's like
You have to throw like at least two kick streamers up there, but like who are you putting?
I use Asmongold at seven. Okay. Yeah, I don't know if I want to make a list. I feel like that's gonna be a whole Twitter thing
It's gonna be a whole annoying Twitter thing I make a list people are gonna be like, ah, do you put this person here?
He only has liberal streamers on his fucking. Oh my god. Oh my god the Israeli plant
some shit yeah I mean if you're going off just viewers like I mean as men's
as men and Hassan are probably top three like they're they both stream like
12 hours a day and they average like fucking 32k viewers like Hassan's live
right now respect exists within the the political side as well and the
politicians on like they're both just big-ass streamers but they're in a
different space. Who's has been gold used to be gamer still a gamer but now kind of the opposite of
Hassan someone said. What happened to the tiktoks buddy. I am never I actually I'm so serious. I'm
so serious. I have no plan to film any tiktoks anytime soon. I am so off that app you have no
idea. I'm so off that happy of an idea. I just don't care about
tech talk. That shit sucks. All right, we got to lock in. We
got to lock in. We got to lock in. We got to hop in next game. I
kind of want to make my top less though. Now that I'm watching
Jinx, he don't I'm like, wait, that kind of would be fire.
It's kind of a legendary streamer. Do the less. We'll do it
real quick. We'll do it real quick. We'll do it real quick.
What was the what was the article where they did the top the the top list was it complex?
Yeah, complex the biggest what the best 25 streamers right now ranked
It's hard. So we're not going off views. We're going on subjective takes on who's the best streamer
Like I could do that. I could do top 20
Let me list this. Let me make my own doc. What font should we do? Impact. Because it's big. No.
Comic sans. No. That's annoying to look at.
I'm not going to include myself. I respect Jynxy for not including himself. I think that's
lame to include. Now that I'm thinking about it, if I have to place myself on that list,
that's just cocky as fuck. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to rank myself. Like,
I wouldn't put myself top 10.
I would probably put myself at like 15, 20.
In terms of performance, maybe like growth,
but like, I'm not nearly top five, 10.
You are?
No, not.
On Twitch Tracker, I'm ranked like 110th.
Like, there are way bigger streamers than me.
I think I'm larger on YouTube than a lot of them.
But, all right, let's look at this real quick.
We'll look at this real quick.
Complexes, we're gonna look at complexes,
which has been getting a lot of shit.
They made their top 25 best streamers right now
from kick creators like Aiden Ross,
to Twitch broadcasters like Hasan Abbey,
to YouTube streamers like I Shoulda Speed,
to the 25 greatest live streamers to watch this year,
or right now rather.
Valkyrie at 25, not upset.
Would I say Valkyrie is one of the biggest streamers
right now?
No, comparable to when she used to stream years ago,
but I'm not upset at that at all.
I think Valkyrie is a big streamer, huge in the space,
kind of helped build Twitch, fair pick, fair pick, fair pick.
Jinxia24 is the dumbest thing
that I've ever seen in my entire life.
The dumbest thing that I've ever seen in my entire life.
Who else is on this list?
Ninja and God?
Like I, 24, he is the biggest gaming creator.
He is the biggest gaming creator.
And it's not even close.
Like what else are we looking at?
Bill Nye, the science guy is the magic school boss
coming up next, what's happening?
I don't, what's happening for this?
Because I just don't understand.
He happy, I get you not putting him at one,
but he's top three.
Like top three without a doubt.
Also this picture just looks stupid
Why are they blurring them?
Why what what is this shitty ass fucking?
What is this like weird like tech blur like I'm in fucking cyberpunk and
They have like paragraphs about them in 2026 streaming can mean so many things I ask back of streaming
I put up a world of possibilities that it's course rooms like GC will always be around
Bro, that's like discrediting the fact that the biggest streamers are desktop streamers.
If you take off the top 100 streamers, 85 of them don't IRL.
What the fuck is this dumb ass tape?
This is like feeding into this like 12 year old mindset of like IRL's the move or nothing.
Desktop streaming is the biggest streaming.
In terms of just raw viewers.
Yes, speed's probably the biggest streamer when we end up doing my own ranks.
He's probably gonna be number one, but like he's just an anomaly, bro.
Ty will show, I'm not really going to disagree.
I don't really watch him, but I know he's big.
Anyone, anyone in like top like 25, I'm not really going to have like any crazy takes
against that unless they should be higher, you know, but I'm not like you put a son of
22.
Okay, fair.
Yonah 21 DDG I
Don't think DDG streams enough
Like you got to look at like ours
Like how many hours does deep bro DDG streams like 60 hours a month. Oh, no, he doesn't that was this month 120
Yeah, that's fair
Any average is like 8k?
Jesse's calling you. Jesse's not calling me.
Any average is like 8k.
Oh, I'll call him right now. He's looking at my stream.
Bro, I'm going to call his ass on Discord.
I'm not doing this shit. I'm not doing this shit where I fucking call him on the phone.
Fucking call him on the phone.
Joe, I'm literally just, I'm watching your input though.
I'm not even trying to tell you.
I'm not trying to bump. Oh, he said he's not trying to call. Well, Jinxie. This is what I'll say
I'm gonna do my own list. I think you put me a little too high at number four. I appreciate the pick though
I respect you immensely for not putting yourself on the list because it is kind of cocky to rank yourself
But I would say you're easily top-2
Complex putting you what 24th is a spit in the face. It's not even close
Not even close. I mean what the fuck?
24 is nuts to put in that low
And I'm not like not like top 25s low, but like break put 400 K views the other day
Like anybody pulling that amount is has to be top 10 like instantly. So I just don't understand that
DDG though. I don't think it's a bad pick here
For like 20, but I don't I if you wouldn't be on my top 20
He would not be on my top 20
I feel like if you're doing top 20 bar you got to have to have like a variety of creators that do different types of content and
And are all like consistent like xqc makes sense xqc streams
fucking 15 hours a day
He wants to do it with you I would do it with him I gotta pull up his stream again
I mean, I don't know. I feel like you guys just spreading this
xqc follower
Slash subscriber count one million
What the fuck am I looking at main platform kick? It's not
Who made this website of five-year-old's main website is twitch where he has like
13 million bucks who made this
It's what it's sloth dude
You got to realize 80% of like these news articles about like streaming is just spam posting
Brain rot that's all it is like a base news article posting about streamers is just filling space
It's like guys that are just filling articles to get views so they get paid like they have to it's like filling a quota
Wait, okay. Let me call them. I just calling me
Yo, Joe, what's up, dude?
Bro, I have any this is my first time looking at this shit and I just got to say like yeah
No, I didn't even Pete the thing you were saying about the follower count being wrong dude
You got to realize like I was just telling my chat most of these
websites that make articles about streamers, even though complex is big, which is why I'm kind of shocked. They're just this wrong, but like most articles just are slop that they're putting out.
Yes.
Wait, Joe, you want a screen share, by the way?
Oh, and then go through each. You want to go through each one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to hear your insight on it. But first things first, bro, I'm literally watching your stream.
X Q they have X QC and they say main platform kick
It's not and then they say follower slash subscriber count one million. It's not yeah
It's like fucking 13 million like did a literal toddler make the website?
Yeah, it's dead. It's just wrong. It's wrong. It's not correct
I'm not even I haven't even been reading this yet. Did you read your uh, I haven't read any of this
I haven't read your paragraph through this
Oh, so you're just raw ranking your top 20 without even knowing what they said about you
No, no, I didn't I didn't read any of these paragraphs. No, they got your follower account, right or like close to right
Yep, but you're 24 in
2026 streaming can need so many things the IRL aspect of live streaming is up enough the world of possibilities for the medium
But at its core streamers like Jinxie will always be around
bro, that's like, I was saying, that's like a diss.
That's like saying IRL is the wave
and desktop streaming is like dead,
but like it'll still be around, like taxes.
Like, wait, my chat is saying that they,
I'm pretty sure they just AI this entire thing.
Which means-
Like what do you mean?
Like they just, they like prompted ChatGPT
to like make it to the list.
Hey, ChatGPT, give a summary on this streamer.
And then they just did that 25 times.
And just copy and paste it.
Yeah.
Bro, nah, this is AI.
DDG, if anything, is a student of the game, any game.
Put them in any field and figure out how to win.
Nah, that is like D1 dick riding.
Like, that is like, that is actually, I wouldn't even,
dude, you can have the number one streamer,
just like give a regular, like a regular fucking spiel on him.
Like, why are we typing that?
Joe, I'm pretty sure you can do an AI check on it.
You could actually, like, build a closer.
Yeah, but AI checks are always like half,
like aren't they sometimes wrong?
Like it'll say it's AI when it's not or the reverse.
Yes.
And then they've underrated, agree overrated.
What are these emojis?
Okay, so I have a theory on this if you wanna hear it.
What?
I think they made this list
to completely rage bait people because-
Oh, for views.
And then it gets complex.
So you think they just put people
in weird positions on purpose.
I think, here's what I think they did.
They clicked Speed at 1, CHI at 2,
and then literally clicked a random number.
Boba, how are you going to put the best streamers right now
and even have CHI on the list?
CHI hasn't streamed since 2025.
On top of that, it even narrows it down to, say, 2026,
where CHI has not logged a stream in 2026.
CHI's have been live in over six months.
I just don't understand.
I don't I don't understand but what I think is if you make a list so fucking bad and
Incoherent what ends up happening is there's so much buzz around it because like if you make a proper list
It's kind of just boring. You know what I mean?
so maybe they just made the most brain-dead list ever and
That was their plan because last year they did the same shit, but this year it like blew up more last year
They did the same exact shit. It was just as insane
But it was this bad. I mean I'm on 18. It was not this some of these bro
But like here's the thing is like I'm not gonna be like oh you have XQC at 19
I'm not gonna like diss that like that that could be like a subjective take
You know what I mean like top 20 like some of them it makes that see I don't know
Yeah
How much does academic stream chat like what is this list does academic stream?
Name platform rumble now he streams. He's a big streamer, but like I don't know like I don't think you could have
That many guys like see agent makes agent tops top 16 is fine.
Adapture your age.
Keso at 13 is like terrible.
That's a terrible, that's a terrible pick.
He has, doesn't he have the second most subs right now
or some shit?
And he's the second most subscribers.
He's averaged 50 K every month for the last year.
Like,
I think, I think like, dude, I think two years
or maybe close to three years.
Bro, since 2024, Keiso had streamed six days a week
and will have anywhere from 50 to 70,000 viewers
at any given time playing any given video game.
If you haven't met 13 on your list,
you're right.
I gotta say, if you have Keiso at 13,
when that motherfucker hops on Fall Guy
still with 500 active players on that game,
all of which are probably his viewers.
And he's still able to pull that many people,
That is insane.
Insane.
Bro, he'll play indie games that will have 25 viewers
on the category before he gets on it,
and no one cares in his community.
Bro, he'll have 60,000.
Well, yeah, no.
Yeah, he grinds these itch indie games.
Like, well, do you know what itch.io is?
That's like most of the shit he plays.
It's like, not everyone I play to.
It's just a platform for games.
Jason at 12, sure.
Neon at 11 don't really know a lot about Neon.
See, I don't know about Rekai at 10.
Eden Ross don't know how much he streams.
Ray at nine, Emily at seven, Phantom at six.
Dude, I feel like Phantom hasn't really streamed much
in the last-
I think it's back, hold up, wait, let me pull it off.
Somebody in my chat said Rekai at 10 is a war crime.
See, here's the thing though.
I'm actually going to give Rekai a little bit of credit
because Rekai actually streams, bro.
A lot of the people on this list don't stream.
They don't stream.
Yeah, I know, Rekai's live every day.
So it's like, I can't be mad.
I can't be mad at that.
Like, and he is, dude, he's a big streamer.
He averages like 25K views.
But like, hold on, sorry, I was trying to pull this up.
Let me reshare.
Bro, and again, it's not even about,
Like the thing is it's not about if you like someone or it another thing a lot of people have a problem understanding is like
If I don't watch a streamer that means all there's no way anybody watch them
They have to be view body bro chat a lot of people watch for Kai whether you like them or not
We're actually tries to stream he streams if you ever kind your top 10 or top 15
That's not the end of the world. He actually know that's not it's not like I like when you ever got a top 10
I might disagree with that
But I I wouldn't I wouldn't put I wouldn't put it past you to put him a 10 like yeah, that's not a crazy take
Right. It's just like okay. I might disagree with that
That's how I think the reason people are annoyed at this is because it's just like how are you putting raka above queso like that's just yeah
Okay, that's idiotic putting raka above queso is a war crime
There's also other people that are above like it's like I don't know. I want to vomit looking at the mystery
Yeah, what are you looking at my stream right now like phantom? Okay, and I might get you have them top
But like I feel like if you're streaming like like 51 hours 50 hours like this month
Has he he hasn't been live he hasn't been live since April 1st
Or is this wrong over a month ago I
Don't know maybe this is wrong
But how is a complex like how are they credible credible? What are they known for? Like why do people why do people go to the website?
Is it because of like didn't they do the shoe thing or something with like?
Yeah, they have a good they have a good she I love that shoe shit they do they have like good segments and stuff.
I think it's just a media company. It's just a media news outlet.
I'm not annoyed at these picks, I just think like putting Kai on the list of top streamers in 2026. It's like he hasn't streams. So it's just like I get Kai being a top if you want to go top streamers of all time. Sure. Yeah, I put Kai, but like you can't say right now and then have Kai on that list.
So it's just like I get Kai being a top if you want to go top streamers of all time. Sure. Yeah, I put Kai but like
You can't say right now and then have Kyle on that list
Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, I have a stream so like the list what do you want to do a like a rank together wait?
Sorry. Yeah, I actually want to hear your input like I don't want to like alter your list out of a lot
I just want to hear your input of and I could also you could you could throw in some names
Yeah, well, it's like if this is really hard, I'm not gonna lie. I don't think I feel well
I feel like it's hard to have 20 you're doing 20. Okay
What whatever you doing? I did 10 10. It's way harder. Oh
I think you I was saying 10 is harder because once you have 20 it could just be like oh anybody that you don't think
Is top five you still throw on that list somewhere else. You know what I mean? One is I show speed
I'm not upset. I'm not upset
at anyone. Like if you put speed
in top three, fine. If he's below
top three, that's stupid, right?
Like objectively top three
stringer. He has to be. I would
say the best streamer of all
time in my opinion. Like I would
say two is you if I'm being
real. I'm not that's not glaze
bro. That's like you are you are
You're the biggest gaming streamer on Twitch.
He's the biggest IRL streamer.
You're the biggest gaming streamer.
So it has to be 1-2.
Like that is the most fair thing possible.
Three I'm putting case out.
Another big gaming creator.
Four.
And this is going to be controversial right now.
But I have to just say it off of straight view count,
the burnt peanut.
Yeah.
I think I saw your chat crash out when you said that.
But Pina is Pina averages 100k viewers concurrently on both platforms.
Can buy any game, any game, like streaming every day as well.
Like that doesn't miss streams.
That it's not about if you watch him or don't watch him.
Bro, the guy is a great streamer.
He entertains 70 to 80 to 90,000 people at any given time playing any video game.
You know how you make this, you know how you make this easier?
You got to, you got to, you got to put like markers somewhere and then you kind
to base it around that.
So I think I'm going to just throw this up there.
Like, I feel like a KDB is probably a top 15 right now.
Very large growth.
Very funny.
I would say you've got to put, bro said who?
Probably one of the biggest growth-based streamers
right now.
And then you could have like Vanilla Mace there too.
You're probably not going to like some of my takes, though.
I'm going to be real.
No, it's your list.
It's your list.
After the burnt peanut, somebody said Summit.
When I pulled up your stream, I was saying,
top 20 streamers right now is so different than top 20
streamers all time.
Because Summit's not a top 20 streamer right now,
but all time, yeah, sure.
Like hand ninja, but none of those guys
are making the list right now.
I'm actually going to have it at 5.08 pixel.
Bro, oh my god.
Okay, okay, that's that's what I'm talking about. I had only at I had only at nine and I guess it's just because I
Want one ate a stream every day like I would watch on a stream every fucking morning. I feel like he does stream a lot six is Ron
Ron's the biggest core
courthouse streamer
Lowes I don't know like do you know like what kick streamers would be on this list? Okay?
Um, good God, dude.
Well, like, Los, somebody said XQC.
I would probably put XQC at, like, nine.
I would say XQC at all times, probably, like, five.
Like, yeah.
Clav?
I don't know if I'm putting clav on the list.
Dude, I mean, I'm not going to lie.
I can't remember the last 72-hour window
where I haven't seen a clip if you look at it, dude.
Yeah, but are we putting in streaming clip?
Because that's what, did you see Lacey do it?
He did media, and that's a different,
that in that list, yeah, sure.
Because if you're going outside of Just Stream,
sure, he's there, but like, I think just raw streams.
No.
Okay, I'm actually gonna say this, I think,
and I know a lot of people don't like Neon
also for, you know, Neon, like his thing was just being as toxic and as annoying as possible.
Yeah, but he is one of the biggest streamers, like, of Jack and me.
Neon is one of the biggest streamers in the world in terms of clips consistency, but also,
Neon has like, Neon has had a complete character, uh, uh, like,
Arc change 180.
Yes, Neon is like way, like just way more chill in the last year, Jack, literally.
Now I'm not gonna lie, Neon was toxic as fuck like two or three years ago.
I'm not gonna deny that.
But I think like Neon has been one of my favorite people
to actually see like, grow in streaming.
You know what I mean?
I feel like way more cool now.
The more that I'm doing this list,
the more I'm like, dude,
the top 20 streamers all time is so much more fun
than doing right now.
Cause it's like now I'm just throwing people on this list
that are like having like moments.
Like dude, see it's so hard cause it's like,
I wanna, people are saying Tyler won.
Tyler won is a top 20 streamer all time,
Like bro, he's a father now. He doesn't take streaming as seriously as he did prior like yeah
I don't think Tyler one care. I don't know if Tyler one is top 20. He's probably like 19 or 20 like he's not
Who would jing be on the list?
Yeah, if I if I was able to do top 20, I would have jing in the list
Yeah, I feel like you gotta throw like Jason
Yep
And then you could honestly probably throw like all three of them together
Yep
People are saying moist critical moist critical is a bigger youtuber than a streamer. I was saying that earlier
Flight yeah, I think moist more so streams just for fun like I don't think moist like really cares about oh god
Are we thrown in like foreign youtubers, bro?
Who's like I mean if we're really getting into it you got to throw like yeah somebody just said rubious ebi
He buys probably like fucking a below queso above peanut like a buy doesn't buy average like a fucking million views every time
He goes live or some shit. We only streams like infrequent. No, he does like
E by has the most viewed stream ever
But it was a um chat wasn't it like a boxing event or something. What was it?
But no you guys gigantic, but I don't think you buy streams that much. I'm gonna be on I'll move a neon down
I'm gonna be on down like check device hours streamed in the last year and
ruby it's like I don't know if any of them stream that much I don't know though
I could be totally wrong but see how much hours stream they act because I don't
think they stream that much
he streamed 57 hours the last month I've been losing followers
Wait, okay, so how many hours does he buy streamed in the last like year? Is there a way to see that?
Where do you see me in the last year like 25 or you want to go 25 why not I
Like over like if you combine this probably over like over
I mean, that's what he's doing like every time he gets high is just League of Legends.
Oh, it's watch parties on me.
Does he own a team?
He definitely owns a team chat, right?
Yep.
Somebody said Marlin.
I don't know if Marlin's on my list.
Okay.
You're saying top 20?
This is so hard. Like you were saying top. I think so hard. Yeah, Marlon could be like
I got a little bit of a coach with your list making you kind of free fire
Yeah, I would like Ludwig would be in my top 20 Ludwig's people are saying Hassan and
And as men and it's like, yeah, by raw views, they are, but I don't want to say it like, because they're making it's like political content versus just like gaming creation.
So I feel like you could have them, but I feel like I would throw them lower.
Like you could just have Hassan and as men.
Like 1920.
I'm Dante I'm Dante
Flight Senna clicks clicks is the biggest fortnight creator
It's so hard pdm's not even oh my god pdm brother so many people there's too many
There's too many streamers cage rolls you there's also like agent
I've already filled the fucking list. I only have three spots left that I could probably rattle off another 20 streamers like
I told you bro. It's hard Joe. It's harder than you think bro. I'm not kidding. It's way hard
I so yeah, I can't not complex for like getting it wrong, but I'm gonna not complex for getting it so wrong
Yeah, that like this word
Yeah, yeah, like no like that literally just like somebody that scrolled tick tock for 15 minutes
And then what I'm gonna rank the top 20 streamers right now like never having it looked at anything else
Yep, yeah
You put me top four bro, I wouldn't even put myself top 15
I thought I would probably put myself like 18 or 20
Joe, but can I say this about in terms of well like you gotta keep your mind, bro
I'm like have you looked at like twitch tracker as a whole
What do you mean like my channels like well Asian Jeff got me about it so that ignore that but
But like you're you are technically the number one streamer you're the number one streamer
then it's K drill case.
So if you're just going off views, right, oh wait, Tumblr, which Tumblr Tumblr is
always on the isn't it like Italian streamer something to the thing is, I don't know,
like, about an hour's watched.
Yeah.
Yo, you're actually actually you're the you're the.
Have you never you don't look at your shit? No, no, I went off to a soccer before I went up to check it
But like no, you know what annoys me is when streamers don't activate the sub shit like I want to see you have to you have to agree to
Dude, I bet you um
Okay, peanut like peanut peanut have fucking 80k subs
I'm certain of it like peanut has to have so many stuff like he's just not on like he doesn't have it
activated so you can't see.
Does Pino even know how many subs?
I mean, you see?
OK.
Well, I don't know why he doesn't have it.
There's a lot of streamers that don't.
Rekai doesn't have it.
There's a lot of guys you could scroll on this list
and be like, I'm not 13, bro.
Like, I'm up there, but there's probably
like 30, 40 other streamers that have like that many subs
and just don't show it.
You're probably still top three, but there
might be just like a random ass streamer with 100k subs.
And they're just big and nobody knows.
I
Don't know some of these I feel like you got to filter it to personality and then like I always usually filter English
But like if you're talking biggest streamers, bro, you got to throw up some of these guys like you know
Yes, I know who try max is
You know who I don't I don't know who's shock is I know who a mean is I met him
He's like a gta rp streamer from France. He's goaded
But no a lot of you streamers are no the problem was sub so chat
I think bro some of the top 19 streamer right now, Jinxie. Yeah, dude some extreme every day
I don't think you can make a streaming like I don't think you can base a streamer's popularity off of their sub count because
Bro, there's so many times chat where a streamer will get 50,000 gifted subs in a month and it's like okay
No, but then you hate well
No, you don't base popularity off that you base dedicated viewers because if you go on sub count you have only six day gifted
Right the majority of your subs are paid
So you have like you have a very active fan base, right?
Like same with case oh fifty four thousand paid subs 11k gifted
But the majority of them are paying into the subs that they have
Whereas like other streamers. I don't know many other like this guy. I don't know who this is but like
You know 11k of the 16k he has right now is gifted
But it shows like that's why I put Katie be on the list to because she is 3k gifted subs
But she's 13k it's it's showing Clashmark, but she's 13k solo subs and she's like a new streamer
Like look at that
Yeah
Like that's a big peak dude like that and it's also like you could look at the way that I say it's like I have more subs than
Like Jason
Where's Jason?
I have more subs than Jason.
Jason's a bigger streamer than me.
I think I just have a more dedicated YouTube fan base
that watches my streams, and they sub to me.
And I'm also in sub only like 80% of my streams.
Yeah, I saw you rip sub only the other day.
Side note, how was it?
There's 99 different occurrences for sub only.
I mean, dude.
Oh, sub only is like heaven now.
Bro, well, there are some subs that are psychotic.
Like literally just nine months subs that just rage bait every fucking day.
Yeah.
Well, like one, the chat botting is annoying.
So like when people, like another guy came in the other day, just promoting
some fucking weird TikTok crypto scam thing for five minutes.
So we, we put it on suddenly for that.
Yeah.
Also, like when people are just spamming something that's just literally rage bait,
it's like, all right, 10 minutes.
Sub only.
I just tell high fives.
I say high fives, execute order 66.
You know what it means.
Oh, that's what that means.
When you say that, I thought that meant you got to like,
like ban everybody into your chat or something.
Well, it's applicable to multiple situations.
Like when we were kicking Arke and Yugi out of the discord
called in the Rocket League tournament.
Backlips fucking hilarious, where they swore down your voice
and you say, get in the fucking game.
OK, but Joe, can I just say why I had you high up on my list?
What?
Well, you said you watch me.
So that's like.
Yeah, OK.
So my point of view is biased to me, though.
But let me say this, though.
Joe, first off, you're one of the only streamers in the world
with three or two to three gigantic,
like gigantic fucking YouTube channels.
Like you care way more about YouTube than you do streaming.
Yeah, I mean, I go live.
I don't go live to stream.
I mean, I go live to stream, but I go live saying
I need to get like three YouTube segments out of this.
Like this will probably be like a main channel YouTube segment
that I'll throw up as a video.
Like I have to get a certain amount of videos out,
but you perceive it that way now.
And that's like what creators don't do that I hate,
because it's like, how the hell are you
going to stream to 30,000 active people
and then post one YouTube video a month?
Like, you're just not like, why are you not like posting?
I just don't get it.
Like they have the money, they have the editors,
like just make a video.
Like, you don't even have to do the work.
Like it just doesn't make any sense to me.
Yeah, I think you care way more about YouTube than Twitch,
which obviously, I think you should.
Like YouTube is just a better platform to actually create content on because chat, think
about it like this.
If you're streaming, like the only people who can actually consume the stream content
are the people who are actually in your live stream at that exact time.
When you post on YouTube, it is literally a library.
Like you can put, you can put, it's like putting every time you post a YouTube video, you're
putting a book into the library.
Joe, before I went live today, literally 30 minutes before I went live today, I was watching
your video on your philosophy channel called
How Many True Fends Do You Really Have?
And the video is over a year old,
but every time you post a video,
it's like putting a book in a library.
So I think every streamer should care more about YouTube.
Well, and you got to think too, bro.
You see a lot of these streamers that want to make a bag,
and streaming is an active job.
You only make money if you are live.
If you're on YouTube, you can make,
I made, you watching that video made me
one-third of a penny from a year ago, which isn't a lot.
But over the course of years and you get 10K, 20K views,
like it's passive income.
And I hate feeling that because I sound like a tech pro
that's like by my course, but that's what it is.
Like if you have a YouTube,
your people are able to watch it from years ago.
Yeah, no, bro, exactly.
Like, also, majority of the people who look at like this,
like, let's say you're not home or whatever,
like, and you just, you get home, you get home from work or whatever,
and like, you have 30, 40 minutes to yourself before you go to sleep.
Like, you can watch a YouTube video.
Like, you could always watch a YouTube video.
You can't always watch a stream.
Well, that's why you build a bigger audience.
You build a way bigger audience on YouTube,
because it's like, not everybody could tap into a stream at a specific time,
whereas you might have people that, like,
JT, I would say a lot larger.
I'm bigger on YouTube than I am on Twitch.
I would say you're bigger on Twitch than you are on YouTube.
But your YouTube is growing pretty quickly.
Like, you probably have people that watch you on YouTube
and never watch any of your streams.
Like, and that's what you kind of need, in a sense,
to like just be like, that's just what.
So like, you being on YouTube is just better.
It just is.
Like, I'm not trying to diss streaming.
But like, streaming is fun for YouTube content,
because it's interactive, it makes the video better.
But it's like, just raw streaming,
I just don't understand.
Like when people stream, they don't have any other socials.
Also, the whole concept that I kind of look at it
is like, think of Twitch as like a link.
Like there's a lot of people that use Twitch,
like for sure, Twitch has a lot of users.
If you compare it to fucking YouTube,
YouTube is literally an ocean.
Like, everyone uses YouTube.
Not everybody has Twitch, but everyone has YouTube.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I mean, YouTube's like bigger.
I think at this point, YouTube might already be larger,
but I'm going to have to take that.
I think YouTube in the next 5, 10 years
is probably going to be the biggest streaming platform
outside of Netflix, HBO, Hulu, and all of them combined by far.
It might already be that.
But YouTube is way, it's just better.
Like, if you're somebody that, even from a money perspective,
Like, yes, you can watch cool shows on fucking Netflix and shit,
but it's like, bro, YouTube, there is, and like,
you just doom scroll YouTube for days and just find people that you fuck with
and just watch their stuff.
I also think their recommendation system is better.
The one thing I don't like about Twitch, and I feel bad for smaller streamers,
is it's fucking impossible.
I mean, you knew this because you were streaming for fucking three years before
you got an audience.
It's impossible to fucking grow on YouTube raw or not YouTube on Twitch raw.
Like, if you're not getting clipped, the odds that you blow up is, like, 0.0000001%,
even if you're the best streamer of all time.
Because nobody's gonna fucking find you scrolling 90 pages down on a specific game category,
because they're not gonna get— you're not gonna get recommended.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can actually be like an incredible streamer and have five viewers.
Bro, most of the big streamers you know— like, not all.
Like for example, Joe, you were huge on TikTok before you started swimming on Twitch.
Kaseo was big on TikTok before he started swimming on Twitch like a lot.
No, Kaseo blew up on TikTok simultaneously.
Did you watch that, bro? You should watch that video about Kaseo.
No, no, no, I know. I just mean like, Kaseo was,
he blew up because he was streaming and posting his TikToks.
Yes, see that enabled him to grow.
Kaseo got an audience because he had like explosive clips.
Like he had the best clips for like when he was a tiny streamer,
You know what I mean? Like, you said huge clips.
So, like, without TikTok and without attaching yourself to a niche,
like, if you're not, like, the best player at your game,
or one of the best players at your game,
and you're not using TikTok,
like, I don't even know if it's possible to, like, blow up as a streamer.
Like, actually...
No, I agree.
And I think that I think if you want to stream,
like, people always ask, I mean, you probably get asked that shit, too,
like advice for streaming.
I always say you have to be cross platform posting the odds of blowing up is really low, but you still have to be consistent to even have a chance and then like, I think I got lucky during COVID as well, right, because that's when like, people were able to like start streaming.
The one thing that I wanted to say that was, if you're going live and you're posting cross platform, that is giving you the best odds. And then on top of that, you.
Oh my god, what was I just gonna say? What the fuck were you just saying? I just lost my train of thought
We were just talking about how hard the discovery is on Twitch. Oh
My god, how hard the discovery is on Twitch. Yeah, we bring
Yeah
The realistic way to be a streamer like the actual realistic way which is still unrealistic
Yeah, but like not everybody's gonna be I show speed bro. Like not like that's not real
Oh, I remember what I was gonna say. I remember what I was gonna say. Oh, go now go now. Okay
Before the weed brain leads again, yo, you know, no, no, no, no, I'm not not high right now
I was gonna say if the people that stream like
Low competitive gameplay, they're not personality streamers. They don't want to blow up
Being entertaining they want to blow up playing like Valorant, but they're hard stuck gold, too
No one is watching that shit. Like that's that's the problem and I like I don't want to be a dip when I say that because I'm also shit at video games
But I'm not sitting here going oh people are watching for my fucking plat rocket league gameplay like nobody wants to see
When I started streaming on my Jinxie account was like 2019 I streamed before that on like multiple other accounts
I had an account called I Sweat Games.
I showed my chat, I was like a sophomore in high school.
I didn't even hit puberty yet.
And I would sit there and play Fortnite,
just silently not even talking.
And I was like, I was terrible at Fortnite.
I was playing on Xbox.
I was awful at the game.
I was barely talking.
And I'm like, why is this not working?
You know what I mean?
And I think a lot of people have that mindset.
But I think the realistic way to be a streamer,
like to be a full-time streamer and have it be a job,
is like, you have to attach yourself to a niche.
Oh my god, yes.
Yes, because that's how I got to like 80 viewers,
was I had to attach myself to a niche
and get really fucking good at a video game.
You know what I mean?
Bro example, Squeaks, Super Mario speedrunning.
Like, if you're able to build an audience
to 100 viewers doing something, have them fuck with you,
then you're able to just transition to other shit.
Like you did R6, I did Rocket League and Minecraft.
I only played Rocket League and Minecraft every day
for like six months.
If you look at my Twitch tracker, I had an audience.
I finally switched to variety, lost like 30%, 40% of my viewers.
But then I was able to build it up slowly.
Like I used to just play the same two games every day.
Dude, I did not know Joe.
I did not know you were a dedicated Rocket League streamer.
I knew you liked Fortnite a lot.
Bro, I would go live for like three hours.
This is when it was my freshman year in college.
It was COVID.
And I was like, ah, fuck it.
I'll just try streaming.
I would go live for like two hours every day.
And that's it.
and I would just doom key Rocket League.
And I would shout it out and I'd be like,
come follow my Twitch.
It was rough.
Rocket League is the greatest game ever though,
to play like off stream and just blast me.
Like I actually love Rocket League.
Oh, it's not, yeah, it's like, I mean,
it's just muscle memory.
Like you could kind of be mindless.
It's active to learn it and then mindless
to play outside of it.
That's what I do with like Marvel Rivals.
I'll play that shit off stream.
And it's just like, you could just mindlessly play that game.
Like once you know what you're doing.
Yeah, but like, Chad, you don't have to be insanely,
like, you don't have to be insanely good.
OK.
You have to be either really good at a game
or really fucking funny.
Like, I think I saw Tim the Tapman say that.
You have to be really good at a game or really funny
to even, like, get a niche.
No, but really good, meaning almost pro.
Not ascendant, invalorant.
You have to be like Muda good or better.
Like out of video game.
Like that's the only, the only way, like you have to be,
I mean, like you're good at rainbow,
but like you're popular because you're fucking funny, right?
Yeah, I'm not like that.
You're saying so cheating.
Okay, Muda not.
I'm not a pro level R6 player by any means.
But like, I, like-
No, you're not pro, but you're good enough
to make funny clips
and also have entertaining gameplay,
which is like a good combination.
Yeah.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.
But yeah, I don't even know how we got even to this time.
We got sidetracked.
It was a bit of a podcast segment just now.
Yeah, we did get sidetracked.
But it was a good segment.
Wait, so Joe, do you have your finalized list or no?
Bro, I don't really think I could do a top 20 right now
finalized list.
I feel like that's a half-assed.
Like, I think I could do, realistically,
top 20 streamers of all time.
Like, that's easier for me.
It's a lot easier.
Like, it seems like it'd be harder, but there's just locks.
You know?
Like, top 20 streamers all time, you're going Tyler1.
You're going Nijio.
You're going Summit.
Like, there's people that just make the list definitively.
Who is your Mount Rushmore streamers, Joe?
So four picks?
You have four picks.
And like, if you make something, whatever.
or whatever.
Yeah.
I have to go ninja just because he
was the first streamer I ever watched.
And I remember being sophomore year in high school,
I was watching YouTube videos and streams of ninja
getting like 50 kill solo squad games.
Like he's on there.
I'm also going to throw some if I'm being real.
OG kind of started streaming space has basically been streaming 12 hours a day 15 hours a day every day for the last fucking
910 years like that guy's dedicated
Yeah, I'm gonna throw
Speed on that list because I think he is a top streamer all time and top streamer right now
And I'm gonna finalize it out with somebody that a lot of people
Probably would disagree with I'm going to say Ludwig because he got me into modern streaming
I used to watch his Pogo stuck
Gameplays and I think he paved a lot of current gaming challenges that people do today like Brovy bro and other shit
also Ludwig um
Ludwig like catapulted the whole subathon concept, but he actually did
He actually did like the original subathon because like the original reason or the whole concept of a subathon is
You don't end the stream until the donation stop
So like a lot of it was live for like check how long was it 30? It was it was a month. It was one month
You cut it was one month. Okay, but like he kept going
Because like he kept getting subs. Yeah, I thought that concept was so fucking cool
No, and it was it didn't feel like a bag of fun
it no he he wanted to get off by like day 20 and
It was like, okay fine
I'll stick out a month and it was like I'll get it done because he had already passed the goal or he had already passed the record and
Then it was like he went another 10 days or some shit
Yeah, so yeah, it didn't feel I don't know. I think subathons today kind of lost their
Their oomph that they had
I think subathons used to feel like a big community involvement
And it was like a cool event to basically be able to tune into your favorite streamer any day
Any time of the day for like a month and they'd be live and now like most subathons just feel like hey
We're gonna have like a million goals that like fucking 30k subs. I'll shave my head for
$300,000. It's like bro. That's not
That's not a reasonable goal
Yeah, you shave you shave your head in your eyebrows when you lose a rocket league game
Yeah, I also don't think like I don't know if I'd ever want to do a stuff about like
I don't know if I'd ever want to be on camera 24 seven like that. That would suck. It was fucking like I'm having some personal life. You know what I mean? Yeah, I
Don't know
Like I don't know
Yeah, but I think I don't know like Ludwig's concept because that was like 2022
I think right but I remember when Ludwig did like the first like big big big sabbatone
Like I thought it was such a cool idea
Yeah, my mouth rush more of streamers would probably be different than that. No, it was March of 2021
See, that's what I'm saying
And I know a lot of people probably would disagree with that take but like you got to realize like for a lot of like paved paved
A lot of new avenues for streamers like he made a lot of shit popular
Yeah
And he's one of the first youtubers or he's one of the first streamers that got bigger on YouTube
from stream like he did the method of I'm just gonna stream something and put it on YouTube
I'm gonna stream something put it on YouTube like which is also just sick so yep all right well
I gotta go play a horror game. I'm sorry. I took up too much of your time. I just want to know
That was fun, bro. All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow for did you tell your chat about the yeah
Okay, yes, sir. I'll see you tomorrow, buddy. All right, bro. I'll see you tomorrow. Peace. Yeah, catch you
W. James. He got a lot of them other fucker Chris. Thank you for the five
But watching the content for a while found your lane right now
I do reactions of food content streaming personality stuff not trying to box myself in took a month off streaming to focus on YouTube
Building stronger content overall. That's perfectly fine. What I asked about help you most finding your niche and growing your twitch
Dude, it's just time man. It's just like it's like you're learning a skill
Like I I you're not just born to be a streamer like I don't think anybody is
Genetically just better at it like it's a learned thing like you just get better at any entertaining people over time
You understand what you want to know more over time like it that's that's all it is
You know like I there's no real like method to speed that process up if you if you know what I mean
Drift and pup taken to the sub Norie to the sub bagel deuce pump Norie snap MK
Nathan, Rocket, and Derby for the sub,
they take it for the three.
Love you, Joe, I appreciate you big and long
with the sub, Dustin, Worm, Callie, Gaming,
take it for the sub, DK for the five.
Aiden for the three, Drasso for the three,
Seer, I am, Si, Anton, and Tskety,
take it for the three.
Kasey, take it for the sub.
You'll never know who truly,
you'll never know truly know who your most known chatter is
because a lot of old gen tatters have fallen off,
that's true.
Omni, take it for the five,
Ali, take it for the three,
Riley, take it for the sub,
up for the sub start for the three 808 and I around think of the sub chat sorry if I didn't read any
don't knows I I missed a lot my apologies hold up I need to hop into this next game do we want to
do the goddess dead game now or the fucking pyromaniac game first in stream or like death stop and
guests and like brick the whole concept of like bringing rappers on stream like that whole blueprint
like I would watch those streams all the time in 2021 literally um
Like Aiden made streaming mainstream in the sense of like yeah, Aiden was on I should have put Aiden on that list
I didn't have Aiden on that list
That's the only other thing I would say like it's hard. It's hard because I'm not tapped into the kick space at all
Like I don't know
Outside of clips I see on tech talk or twitter like I have no idea what's going on on kick
Like I don't know if that's relatable to you guys, but like outside of what I'm seeing on on like
I don't I don't ever go on kick. You know any mean like I'm ever pulling up kick calm
The only okay, the only time I used to pull up get calm is I used to DJ and watch
train wrecks state calm gambling streams on
Twitch like when you stream for 48 hours just like high on coke or like whatever drugs he was on
And he would just be sitting there going just spinning like hundred case lots for like days
And when he switched I would watch
But that was it like I haven't seen
I gotta throw this up give me a literally a minute and we're gonna hop into the game
We're gonna do pyro maniac then goddess that sorry if that got so sidetracked though chat
I thought it was just like a fun segment to be able to talk about that
If you only read on.
You
Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. I'm having thoughts, chat,
and I'm going to share them with you. Walder sponsors very chill that we're about to do,
and I'm very excited to play the game. Not sponsored right now, I'm genuinely excited
to play the game. When they hit me up, I was like, hell yeah, I'll play that shit. I don't
to be high for that, but I would maybe eat an edible and play some shit after. So, do
we do that now and then transition into another game after? Does that make sense?
I think I high one day this week. That means I deserve getting high the rest of the, that
That's because I deserve getting half the rest of the week, right?
Just logically, you know?
I mean, that's just like, what makes no sense, I mean...
Just like, you know.
Hold up. I gotta send this to my editor.
Oh my god.
I'm just trying to do all this shit so I can fucking not have a million and five things.
All right, I think we should be good.
Let's lock it in.
Goose, think of the subject, take a bit of thread.
You think it's a good idea to live stream some of the sailing races I do.
They aren't small races.
These are weak and long, or weak long excursions.
If you have the equipment to, yeah, but I mean, I don't know what the input
cost would be for like having the Wi-Fi and the capability to do that.
Light and goose for the sub-employed from the thousand five-inch buddies.
Might be better to vlog and make a video, though, if you're able to chop it down.
Studying abroad this summer, I have a lot of social anxiety.
Any tips?
It's really just putting yourself out there.
I can't really give you a tip in that sense.
It's just like repetition makes you less nervous.
The more prepared you are, the more encounters you've had,
the less nervous you feel about them.
Like if you're an introverted person
or you have social anxiety, I used to be very introverted.
And I still am introverted in a lot of social situations.
I think I'm an ambivert in that sense.
But I've been able to be a lot more introverted
just because I've kind of forced myself to be mingling with people, you know, like the
more you do it, the easier it is. What's your favorite game of all time? Minecraft. Why?
It's obvious. One Uke and radar for the sub. So much capability. It's basically just real
life and you can just do whatever the fuck you want. There's a million servers, mods.
Like Minecraft is a game that could be any other game. It's basically like just an infinite
server of just stuff. Been streaming for a few months, found success, but I struggle
I'm not gonna branch out any tips.
Average 250 to 300 within six months.
It's just clipping, man,
being able to post content elsewhere.
I think YouTube breeds a lot of new Twitch viewers,
if I'm being honest,
but I can't really help you get into that,
if you know what I mean.
All right, let's lock in now.
Let's lock in though, chat.
It's time to grind.
Fortnite?
Is he still rambling us or anything?
I don't know why he doesn't do that shit anymore.
Also, hey, Los, it's me.
Yeah, I'm gonna ask him about that guy.
Chad, do you know this guy?
Chad, oh, he's 1v1ing Loos for 2.
Oh my god, it's a 2K wager.
He's about to get cooked.
Is it Loos, like, really good at 2K?
Been mainly a YouTuber here.
Lucky to watch.
Streams also curious.
Have you ever heard of the juice of juice client?
Yeah.
I would have watched it if I had gone to Coachella this year.
All right, yeah, lock in.
Chad, don't send vets right now.
All right, let's rip this game first
and then potentially see what we could get into after.
I got to change title though.
I'm going to go P first too.
I don't know if there's a category for this.
I think you got to put us in game.
I'm gonna put some games and demos.
Mods, could you pin this?
Wait, no, I can just pin it.
I'm a dumbass.
God.
All right, there it is.
Yeah, we're gonna be playing God is Dead
and I'm starving.
Check in a minute, I'm gonna piss
and then we're gonna rip it.
Let's go.
Count me down, I'm sorry we've been so delayed
all over the place.
I'm trying to be more spontaneous.
This is a fire song, by the way, you're welcome.
So what do we think about this song?
So was it good?
Biker and Gassy take it for the sub.
Okay chat.
Jixie ready to do one?
He can't rank me one, bro.
What do you mean?
me is you doing a revised list to use on NBA like oh that I watch like every night where
I can watch every night so I would say like Ron I watched Ron a lot dude top streamers
I watch the most no order Jinxie squeaks I watch squeaks all fucking time Ludwig
K-So, I watch K-So at night, but I'm usually playing games at the same time.
He's like side monitor content for me.
Um, yourself?
No, I don't watch myself.
PapaMeat.
I don't watch PapaMeat stream.
I watch his YouTube videos.
I'm fucking streams.
Like I'm watching people live.
Rekai?
I deadass will tap into a Rekai stream to see what the fuck he's even doing.
every day I'm like Rekai's live what's happening. Archey, I'll watch Archey a little bit. I don't,
I'm not a viewer of Rekai, I'll watch it for like two minutes and being like what is he doing?
And most of the time he's like and then we'll say something he's going off on someone and then
somebody goes off on him they and then and then I just tap out. Like it's usually it's usually
just like screaming at someone clav um no i don't watch clav god who else do i watch on stream
muda i've i've watched muda a little bit but like i don't really watch that many streamers oh i watch
chress a lot i watch coach arzuzi sneak like all my boys but outside of that i'll watch agent a
little bit if he's live when i'm not but he's usually streaming the same time i am that's like
I like the thing with Jamesy, too.
It's like me and him are live at the same time,
so I'm not usually watching his shit.
Cause we're like same time slot.
Danny, the three of the five.
Really like the geo attorney you did.
Wanted to say you did an incredible job
with organizing the event.
Just one of the running reasons why you're one
of my favorite streamers.
Thank you.
Blake, Jesse, Extreme for the sub R6,
thank you for the three.
All right, yo, walk in chat.
Walk in chat.
We are playing a game today called God is Dead.
This game is going to be sponsored.
It's a short itch game.
It's an episodic game.
Exclamation point, G-I-D, in chat right now.
You can play it for free on itch.io.
You can just download it on their page.
You don't even need an account.
You just download, and you can play on a new computer.
Episode two, you can wishlist on Steam.
So stay tuned for that.
We're going to be playing episode one, obviously, today.
I'll be voice acting, getting into it.
It's supposed to be a pretty dark game.
I've tried to keep myself mostly in the dark about it,
just because I don't, mostly in the dark,
I'm out of dark game,
just because I don't want to spoil it for myself.
But there's alpha, omega, betas in the game.
They make fun of a lot of stuff.
It's supposed to be a pretty dark game as you go on.
So, I'm excited.
Let's lock in.
I gotta launch it real quick.
I might have to change some settings.
I don't know how many settings there are in this game though.
This game includes flashing visuals,
light effects that may trigger discomfort or seizures
for individuals with photos out of sensitivity,
epilepsy or other light sensitivities.
So I'm saying it out loud.
We're gonna keep the game pinned,
but epilepsy warning for anyone in chat that has epilepsy.
Dorito, thank you for this time.
I
I'm just saying that is so, that shit was so loud.
Oh my god.
Is that good?
I think the rest I can keep up.
I'll turn everything down a little bit.
I'll keep it at like 80.
Always dash off command, remember?
Off.
I don't know if I'm able to game capture this F11 I am F11
I can't you know artwork school. I think the artwork is sick. It is good to keep in mind
This is an edge game. This is the episode one
I'll support my picture. Um, I don't know if I can f11 all enter
What did that just do
It started the game
We might just not be able to fullscreen it
I'm watching this game!
Not again!
Dude, that is like epic ass music though.
Window keys L, is that like you guys are trolling?
I'll enter full screen.
No, it doesn't work.
Chat, F4 doesn't work either.
All F4 closes a tab.
Ass.
You could hide your taskbar and taskbar behaviors.
How do I hide taskbar?
Because if the top part's showing, I don't really care.
I just don't want my taskbar to be on.
It's not a weapon!
Oh, Brady!
Uh, Blady?
Oh, I just did it.
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.
Let's go- wait.
Okay, fucking sick.
Let's go.
Walk in! God he's dead and I'm starving!
New game. I hope you know I'm getting deep into the voice acting.
That's the camera angle. Am I playing a guy or a girl?
We're gonna guess. Hey, what is that noise? Hey, I've been thinking about something.
What?
I'm a fetus?
I'm a fetus, okay. I'm a fetus talking.
I'm a fetus talking to the other fetus.
Do you believe there's something more to this?
What are you talking about?
A world with light where we walk and eat with our own mouths.
Walking with legs, eating with mouths, what is that?
This cord is all we have.
Dude, being hooked up to an umbilical cord is fucking sick.
You never need to eat.
You're basically getting all the energy you need through a tube in your fucking stomach.
Is that not awesome?
Like, that would be so cool, you know, imagine not what I love eating, but imagine not ever needing to eat.
And I have to share it with you.
And then you two separate and both of us.
There's no world beyond this one.
Only darkness.
Only hunger.
I'm gonna guess that fetus one eats fetus two.
But, don't you feel it sometimes?
A worm?
A warmth?
I think she's surrounding us. Oh wait no, she's around us. I can't fucking read.
A mother. A god. If mother exists, then why am I starving? Why do I ache every time you feed?
Because you're actually getting morphed into fetus 1. fetus 1 clearly larger than you.
You're gonna be absorbed into the stomach-side region of fetus one and there will be one child with two souls
There is a God and they are cool
I don't know I just
Can't get over the fact that I'm boy. I'm voice acting fetuses. I don't I don't know I just believe
Without her this place wouldn't exist. I
exist
And I'm starving
You believe in something that doesn't feed us
You believe in someone who won't save us
And let me show you what I believe in oh my god fetus to each fetus one
Wait, what are you doing?
I'm eating, I'm eating, okay I'm eating fetus one.
What?
Oh my god, devour?
The- Oh, what?!
Oh my god, devour?
Oh wait, I think Phoenix 2 was the bigger one on the left.
Stop! Stop!
Consume.
The mom's thinking about the fetus is, oh he's kicking.
Oh, my baby's kicking.
He's eating the other one.
Never trust a hungry one
Only one college tuition. Yeah, you gotta think of a positive there
Is this me while I'm older?
Holy I have aura
I never never mind never mind I wet the bed okay um shit I wet the bed again it's all
gone just passed myself I'm hungry can I control arrows movement space inspection
X menu. Oh my god, I've pissed bottles. But we're just dropping infinitely by the second rubbish.
Empty bottles and puke. Just a casual thing you'd have in your house. I'm just a casual thing.
I gotta read an Aspen Gold's house. Wait. Close all of it. Why do I have shit stains all over
my fucking pants am i just pissing and shitting myself all the time how bad how bad is this
clothes all over the floor smells like mud and sweat the guy the guy gave them to you to wear
they don't fit you all the girls he took them from are much bigger than you so they're baggy on me
mirrors cracked
What everywhere? Well, let's go down to- oh, you're not allowed to leave your room. Oh my god, who the fuck is keeping you here?
But sometimes, he lets you out to watch some cartoons if he's in a good mood. Oh, so I have an abuse of father, he doesn't seem to be around.
Maybe you could sneak into the kitchen to get some food. Leave the room?
Yeah, what else am I gonna fucking do? Sit in my piss pad?
There's nothing else to do. Strange. The store is usually always locked. I guess today is different.
Oh, you think he's letting me out on purpose? Wow, my god. Why is there just blood everywhere?
Oh my god, oh hair in a bathtub's bottom three. Oh my god
One of the downsides of having your girlfriend pulling the hair out of the shower
oh
My god pulling wet hair that's accumulated out of a shower drain is
So gross it is no like actually and I'm not like upset with Brooke about that
But like oh just having long hair in general. I'm just saying a girlfriend because most women tend to have long hair
You know, I'm assuming but still I
Don't like water maybe I've rabies
Okay, why are we throwing a loony toon's cartoon?
Can't lose the cabinet whoop whoop I slept on a banana peel
No escape. Fucking pull the boards off. Alright, let's go investigate what's over here. Another
room, can't go in there. What about over here? Can't go in there. Gotta go downstairs. Is that
him? Or is that like a brother? Oh, I'm hiding. He's asleep. So I can sneak past him. What
If I walk up to him and poke him, he's sleeping.
This guy, he always is watching TV when I want to.
I want to watch some cartoons.
Like Tom and Jerry, Courage the Cowardly Dog,
or my favorite cartoon, The Velma Show.
Still some liquid left in the bottle.
Mysterious liquid on the floor in the living room.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, am I drunk?
Can I turn the TV off?
For only a steal.
0906.
Call Heat.
Just ten dollars a minute.
What the fuck?
Nine game hotline?
What's channel three?
The phone line's always broken anyway.
I'm trying to doom watch these YouTube videos.
Lily's a loser.
That is until one day she needs how Vanda's gone.
I don't want to go home, Joe.
Mom and Dad are fighting again, and because of Chiz, they don't like me much.
So what if they don't like you?
They're stupid and boring.
This is disturbing. This is disturbing. I don't like analog war like that.
You don't need them. Not Ashley, not Heather, not your mom, or your dad.
He'll be there for you.
Because you're my fated mate, Lily.
Billy, nothing will bring us apart. He'll do anything.
Anything for you. Till death do us part.
It's me watching it. Staring at the static.
Am I getting upset?
They had an OLED monitor or a cap. A faded mate.
Do I have a faded mate? Maybe it's fetus one.
I want one too. Objective. Get out and find your faded mate.
Oh shit. Wait is that like the first time I've gotten motivation to dip? You want that too.
I can't watch what's on channel one?
The front door. You should open this door. It'll take you outside. Where you'll find them.
Your faded mate. They're waiting for you. Open door. I don't want to open door yet.
I want to go see what's over here. Like what's in there? I think I'm good off that. I think
I'm good off what's in there. Door's locked. Ah, we have to go down there. Ah, let's go
Let's go in the basement.
Ah, let's go in the creepy basement, why not?
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Giant pile of boxes blocks your path, move the box.
Move one plank.
Door's locked, key's gotta be around here somewhere.
Fuck, what if I just leave?
I don't know.
Broken picture frame.
There's something peeking from behind the frame.
Is it a key?
Inspect.
Sorry, I didn't know.
I thought it was a cutscene.
It's okay.
I was like, I don't see it.
Where's the key? I just want to check these doors. Okay, they're locked. Dude and the rats just following me around man
Oh, do you think there's gonna be dead bodies in here?
You unlock the basement
It's too dark you can't see anything in there. What?
Was there a flashlight anywhere I can't go anywhere in there
here.
Come on.
Throw it in the sub only if chat spam like this.
Also chat, if you want to try out the game, exclamation like G.I.D., you can play episode
one today.
Get it on Steam Wishlist for episode two.
Wishlisted on Steam.
Female alphas join today.
Be an alpha.
Protect your country today.
Join now.
I don't want to be a female alpha.
Door's locked.
There's gotta be a flashlight.
A bunch of books I don't care about.
Look closer.
How to make, how to break an Omega's defiance punishment that works.
Okay, this guy's a fucking psychopath.
Authority over instinct, the submissive breed managing compliance.
What the fuck?
Ugly painting. I don't want to go back to my classroom.
Bro, how am I supposed to go in that area?
Ooh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You think I could pick up a box and then get over there?
Or no.
I could leave, but I don't know if I should leave what let's see what happens if I leave
It's locked
Hey little fucking bitch
Oh my god that guy's so creepy.
Who told you you could leave?
Is this not my dad?
Who is this guy?
He looks like my age.
Didn't I say you're not allowed outside?
Throws me down.
Puts a fucking knife to my eye, it's rusty.
WHAT?!
I knew I wasn't supposed to go down there and continue this.
Alright, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, bro we need to find a light source.
He's peeking out of his pocket.
Steal it!
I'm so locked. I don't fail skill checks, chat, ever.
Use your two keys, Goadad.
I don't feel a skill check chat.
I could just grab a knife and stab his ass.
Mush some cockroaches, you know, fix the past problem in the house.
Oh, I can't grab that knife.
Fuck.
Over the fridge.
I don't like bread.
Who doesn't like bread?
One can of yummy food left.
Take it.
like bread, but it's not like bread. One came to yummy food last, take it. It's dog food.
A lot of alcohol. What the fuck am I going to use with the food? Why am I on comfy? That's
kind of the point of the game. It's a dark, it's a dark game. I need to get something so I need
How do I get a step stool?
We gotta go down and open one of the basement keys
or one of the basement doors.
I'm supposed to eat dog food over bread.
And actually it might be more nutritious.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Oh, it's too dark.
Maybe the dog food will light the path.
Maybe the dog food will have some sort of ominous glow.
It is seven months past expiration date.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
No no no no.
Don't leave.
Fuck chat.
What door can I open?
I need to get an item.
I need to get an item of sorts that enables me a book.
Maybe I can look closer.
I
Don't think there's anything here that I could interact with I think we need to go back upstairs or wait. Let me check
You have keys
I'm gonna go. Oh my god. I can check these drawers
Rat poison. Why would I eat that?
Why would I eat that I didn't know I could open these drawers
Oh, what's this way it's nailed shut eat the rat poison. I don't think I could eat it anymore unwashed pots
Feed the rat you think I feed the rat dog food or you're saying rat poison. Oh my god rat poison in his beer bottle
Oh, but I already drank it. Fuck. Wait, maybe I could put it in the fridge?
is the main character or girl or a guy I believe I'm a woman try to puke
close off the floor guy gave it to me is there anything else useful in my room
a bunch of canned dog food and uh fucking uh what what what water is that perrier we're
living large buddy perrier is fucking rich people shit what did that say a towel stinks
of various disgusting smells what possible smells the glass bro i gotta find something
that's useful. His room? Something inside the drawer. A flashlight! Go did. Let's scan the
rest of the room though. A stool. We will need that. We're gonna actually go use that right now.
Pop that down right here. No, I don't want that right there. Over here.
Full of empty pill bottles and razors looking closer something sticks out to you
642 remember that code no no no what the fuck why would I invest in I'm almost
just in I know I'm almost just ingested random pills all right let's see what
the rest. What what what else is here? Something behind the bags.
Employee terminated. He got fired. Something useless. He was
born in 1990 something.
It's a very useful stuff in here.
A cork board.
So was I kidnapped?
Am I one of these women test subject 130 degrees Celsius test subject 234 test 339
test 440 29 dead at 31
T3 T9 equals password
What is he experimenting on them I'm subject one
Yeah, cuz I'm not dead
Wait, what was the password? T3, T9.
Oh shit, wait, what?
Login.
Now his username, or his name is Stoion.
T3, T9.
What is his username?
It's just this ST.
How do I spell his name?
STO, S-T-O-Y-A-N.
What?
Test 3, Test 9 is password. It's 3938.
I'm a genius.
5. Objective to stimulate pheromone scent glands through synthetic triggers. Female age 20 subgender
omega. Within 198 seconds of the initial administration of 30MGOS45, the subject exhibited rapid onset
tremors. Pheromone output increased gradually rather than abruptly. Subject reported heightened
sensory distortion. Subject did not experience cardiac failure. Vital signs stabilized after 17
minutes though. Pheromones secretion did not fully subside for several hours. Subject one alive, that's
me. Female 17 omega 343 seconds of 30 milligrams pheromone emission. Second administration was
conducted three days after the initial trial. Same dosage after ingestion. Cardiac arrest
Common starting with severe escalation of pheromone output, admitted sent, recorded as sulfurous in nature.
Log 3. Same thing.
They were fine for 2300 seconds.
Loss of motor control.
Pheromone emissions spiked, unable to speak, remained conscious during trial.
Cardiac arrest followed shortly after.
Resuscitation attempts were on successful post-mortem observations confirmed.
Continued pheromone leakage after death sent was noted to intensify rather than dissipate.
What does he mean by sense?
This shit's so weird.
Butterfly three candles, a flower, apples, or cherries, flowers.
Trees, playground, more apples, a city, a cutting board, a woman.
Oh my god.
He just has random pictures of tied up women around this. 2002, year I was born.
Batteries, alcohol, rub, and electrical bill. Is that his like to-do list?
So this guy's kidnapping women and testing chemicals on them to see their
pheromone excretion and whether or not they live. That was so loud. He probably
heard that. I have a flashlight now. A chat. What are the odds we find a dead
body down here? Almost certain of it. Still don't know what fucking six or two is.
Oh
Laundry basket foul smell. No, I don't want to go back
You gotta go deeper weird ass base there are these venue
There are these blood block freezers. You're not sure what's being kept inside of them
Are they all the same?
Do I know that I was experimented on?
Is that woman alive?
She's got something behind the boxes.
Let's look real quick.
A fence.
You need something to move the cabinet with.
I'm going to interact with everything before I talk to this lady.
That's a lot of body bags. I have dog food for you. I have dog food for you. I see you have a dog bowl
I have dog food for you
Let me help
How do I interact?
It's all the mess of someone alive girl sits on the cold ground
I'm so hungry, please
Help me
Please feel like I'm gonna die any second now. Am I not a test subject?
I feel like this is task subject one.
Who am I?
I got food for you though.
But what am I doing?
Why can't I give her food?
Rumors of an armed conflict has been denied.
Wall diplomatic relations remain strained.
Government representatives assure the public that escalation is unlikely.
Rural regions are considered low risk zones.
There is no cause for alarm.
Okay, so the world's collapsing as well.
We're in a disdain.
Corpsis.
Just tied with rope.
There's more than two dead bodies there too.
Oh, am I gonna, do I have to touch them?
Oh my god.
I've obtained, obtained rope.
What the fuck am I gonna do with that?
A toolbox for the padlock.
Oh, what was the code?
You don't know what that is.
Scent cycle relief take three as mandatory.
Why can't I open that?
Or give her food.
How do I like go into my inventory?
Oh my God, I could just scroll like this.
Wait, this is so much fucking faster.
Wait, what was that door over there?
that ladder. Oh, I gotta use the rope to move that thing. You're right. You're right. You're
right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Oh, this is fucking impossible.
I never fail skill check though never fail skill check
Crazy aim chat look at this. I'm tracking ahead
Other surely has to be a faster way to move this box now. I'm using a rope to pull it
Oh, but I can't knock it over because it'd be loud and you would wake up so I do have to do it slow make sense make sense
easy
Well, let's go in
There's a vent in the wall looks like you fit inside you to figure out a way to open this thing
Screwed shut I need a screwdriver maybe in the toolbox
And I have the code
What?
Six digits.
It's written somewhere in the basement.
Written somewhere in the basement.
I feel like it might be on the vials wouldn't that make sense no it can't be
OS it can be OS it's numbers that's to be a number what is this code that I have
I don't know which numbers go first 986 and then what was the other one that I had
So six four two first Wow
Don't you chat
Let's get in a hammer. I could just now it
The screwdriver it's missing I don't need a screwdriver when I could murder him
So hungry. I'm getting to the dog food, give me a minute. Where's the screw driver?
Girl flinches like a trapped animal. Please! Please don't do anything! I'm starving. I know you're not him.
Just food. Do you have food? Tell me please.
Why would I hit her? That's fucked.
No, don't wanna.
Wait, she doesn't wanna tell me now?
Where's the screwdriver?
I don't.
And I'm gonna kill her.
I saw him take the screw driver upstairs!
Something metal! He was fixing something!
Maybe the freezers.
How the hell would you know it's the freezers?
Oh, upstairs.
I thought she met all the way back upstairs upstairs.
She met right there.
All right, great job. Thank you for that. I won't kill you.
He clearly stabbed her with this though, because it's blind.
Sunscrew these real quick. Also, Chad, if you want to try it out,
it's my G.I.D. Thank you to God it's dead for sponsoring this portion of today's stream.
Actually, very fun game. They told me to be honest too.
I am having a blast. Very dark story.
I want to know why this guy's doing this. I don't understand the pheromones stuff.
That is creepy as hell. Do I have to crawl in that?
why don't I make her go in there please don't leave me here oh don't worry
you're gonna be the one crawling in here I know you're not liking them you're
just a kid please he's going to kill me
wow and I just leave her ass that's gotta be fucked up like I'm just trying
to save myself right now I saw that one TV snippet I gotta find my I gotta find
my mate on my outside why is there just blood all over the place I know that's
dirt. The dog's gone. We ate it. What? You look closer to find something. I'm not a test subject.
I think I'm related to this guy in some way. Cigarettes! Yes! Yeah, smoke one. Get a little
420 block high off the neck of team oh my god why is she breaking the fourth wall
stop just long drag the cigarette what did that say
It hurts.
What?
Something to say.
Oh, that's the bathroom.
Door leads inside.
Shouldn't I go back inside?
Oh, what's this?
What can I use?
A hammer?
I could break this with a hammer.
Oh, shit.
Come on!
Don't reset me!
Don't!
Oh, shit.
I don't know what type of skill check it was.
I understand it now, I understand it now, I understand it now.
I'm telling you I'm locked, I won't miss again.
Never mind, I don't need the cigarette, I don't need the cigarette this time.
Okay, I do need a cigarette.
I don't need it.
Full smoke in that pack.
Can I skip this?
No.
Passive Noah, Jummy, Icy Jack
and passive the subspense, thank you.
What do you get on your burger?
Can't eat a burger.
Serial and hex thank you for the three.
You don't have to have mega versus.
What do you mean?
Coolie and Uzi thank you for the subs.
Pizza thank you for the juice.
Sub's agent and mouth thank you for the sub.
Drew from the thousand buddies.
I'm gonna start off by saying love the streams of odds.
You need to watch La La Land, the music slander.
I don't disagree with the usual types of stuff.
Musicals are annoying.
It's one of my favorite movies.
I've thought about watching it.
I never have though.
Little take of the thousand,
but he's the other thousand bets and the 300 bets.
I am a jam.
Take of the seven, Dorito and Jose for the sub rhyme,
but it's not our six, but it's the three.
And Danny, take of the five.
Chat lock in.
All right, we can't miss this skill check.
Otherwise, we have another unskippable cutscene.
Locked.
Oh my god dude when I whiffed that third one that was so scary oh my god am I out no but
I just abandoned that woman I feel like I should have gone in and hammered his head in
The butterfly must mean something
Fear thank you for the rain
I could have gone back for her bro you're lying
No way I could have gone back for her screamers redeemed
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That may be lightheaded as fuck.
Oh my god, I'm not escaped. Is he gonna like chase me?
The first guy I see. You're my soulmate!
There's a crackhead on the side of the road.
The sex phone call line 886604 one time
Our arps hiring corporate is looking for a motivated people to join.
Omega's must have OS 44 suppression certificate.
What?
Part office experience.
What was the chemical that we saw?
Prior office experience preferred for betas and alphas
must work well under pressure.
Office 24 supports programs for Omega's health
and wellness perks.
Career growth opportunities prioritized for beta
and alpha staff, paid leave and performance bonuses.
We're looking for self-sufficient,
driven employees, beta and alpha candidates encouraged.
Omega's must meet suppression standards.
Apply to submit your resume and suppression certificate
if Omega to HR, arms corporate rewards,
dedication, loyalty, and efficiency.
chat what is the war behind omega alpha and beta's in this sense
there's another note there let's check the car park car you look closer and see
something yummy nugs
salty
omegaverse is a fictional genre where humans are categorized in subsections
based on wolf packs. The lower section is omega higher as alpha, betas are neutral and don't necessarily fall in subsections.
So, am I a chud? I'm an omega chud. And the guy that kidnapped me is higher.
Roommate wanted a mega male only private residential rural areas by home no disturbances.
About the under 34 year old female stable income clean household preferred structures of obedience $200 a month. Holy cheap. Holy cheap. You totally provided and meals provided $200 a month.
That's awesome. What a deal. Okay, I go this way for this way. Let's go this way. Wait, I gotta read the sign.
Blackwood Forest or Willowbrook?
I think you're a beta. I'm sure he would have done experiments on you if you were an omega. Something about suppressing pheromones.
Oh, because there's no point in doing experiments on me if I'm not experimentable.
So I'm just like... I'm neutral for him.
That way. Okay, it's all making sense now.
Dude, I'm wandering in the middle of the fucking woods.
This looks like...
There's nothing for you over there.
Oh, that's why.
A payphone!
I should've called the sex hotline!
That ass. I don't have a coin.
Bro, I need money.
Call now 555 one two three four
All right, yeah, this is like a full on dystopia tell me that's a coin. It's a dead bird
Why did I pick that up with my bare hands?
Homivirus homivirus
If she eats it
Do it
That is disgusting. That's fucking disgusting. That is disgusting. That is, that is certainly,
certainly going to be pissing out of your ass later. She's a fucking dead bird off the
side of the road. That is disgusting. What is this? Wait, I'm gonna see what's in this
van. Van. Big enough to steal many pretty girls, but not you, filthy child. What the
What the fuck was that?
How is it red?
You don't know what that is.
That's a condom.
Perhaps candy?
Too bad it's already eaten.
Haha!
A coin!
What else is here?
Dead body in the dumpster?
That's a doll.
This is a weird ass game, dude.
told me they're like it's gonna get disturbing the later you go I was like
oh really oh really yeah there will be like people killing each other she's
ain't a full-on dead bird there's people kidnapping each other what's she gonna
eat the doll I don't think she fucks with it
what am I
What was I doing?
Chewing on the seesaw?
Harry Chewinga.
Yuck.
Who was that?
Little girl, why are you out so late by yourself?
You shouldn't be out this late.
A lot of little girls like you are going missing.
Girls who stay out late are troublemakers.
Oh wait, no, that's what he said.
Sorry.
You're a quiet one.
Quiet kids don't make problems.
Hit him with the hammer!
Wham!
You don't smell like an Omega.
You smell...different.
You don't smell like an Omega. You smell different. Yeah. Not tonight. Oh, so he leaves me? Wow,
that's really how they do that shit. So if I was an Omega, he would have fucking kidnapped
my ass. What's this way? I'm not taking that seesaw. Do I need to take that seesaw? We
might get something out of it. Nope. Just a fun seesaw. One capsule, one community, one
cent. Oh, is that supposed to block you from getting like harm? Oh my god, that was the
We gotta be just all.
Victor Petrov, child abduction, human transportation,
crimes against omega-minors, possession of restricted,
suppressant substances.
Believe detarded vulnerable youth from
low-income districts do not approach.
What the fuck, so he would've killed me.
No more unwanted attention, no more heat cycles,
more social army, beta's respect to you.
So are alpha's just like above everybody else,
like in like a caste system?
The status are just neutral, optimizer pregnancy, concerned about your child's potential, you're not alone.
Recent studies confirm that Alpha offspring demonstrate higher pain, pollen, superior leadership, increased survival rates, yeah, so you want to be an Alpha.
Being an Omega sucks.
I am really searching every trash can.
Dump soda.
Bro, I'm actually just straight up trash picking.
Oh my god.
A warm cola out of a dumpster.
Oh my god, to wash down that dead bird I ate.
I'm gonna vomit.
No.
Interesting.
It was spiked. I don't think a closed can would be spiked.
Oh my god, am I everything at once?
So that's why he was like, you smell weird.
I'm like an anomaly.
They can't, they can't like, understand what I am.
Yeah, question marks.
Sigma, the most badass box full of things.
Yeah, why would not one?
Full of things you don't know.
A chocolate bar.
It's a swim bar. I eat it, start trippin'.
This tastes weird.
This tastes like stale and kind of like poop.
We ran out of OS 44 again, shittin'.
It was delayed for the third time.
People are coming and shaking and crying.
Caught a boy stealing OS 44.
Been restricted.
People are assaulting the workers.
So people need this medicine back.
smell yourself but beta know your bond
wow this is fucking weird and there's blood everywhere so somebody broke in
after hours
oh is this a flashback hey where you going you need a ride oh thank you for the
offer but I'm okay oh it's okay I get it lots of weird alphas around right now
oh that's me when I was a kid so is this my dad don't worry I got my daughter
here with me I think we're having the same way head to Vellich grad you can
drop you off okay thank you so much on any fucking murders or wow it's a thing
the guy used to do a lot talking to you or taking you with him dressing even
nicer clothes to wear them in. Wow.
The phone might be important. Why wasn't able? Oh my God, I never went back to that
phone. Get up. We're leaving. Oh my God, I never went back to that phone chat. I just
remembered that. Yeah, he said get up. We're leaving fucking murder in the bushes. Damn,
Should we go all the way back?
I wonder if it'll loop.
No, the body knows before the mind.
It, this looks like an apocalypse.
Is everybody dead?
Today's my day to find out the pink dance of Dead Rat.
I guess the piece of box isn't completely empty of food.
Okay.
Hmm, meaty.
On a live rat, how fucking sweet.
That's just-
You gotta go back? Why are people spamming?
I found nothing.
Are you okay?
Why are you going through the trash? Do you need help?
Am I gonna kill her too?
I'm like a fucking psychopath.
I don't think my character is like... good.
I think she's like a neutral...
I feel like I'm getting brainwashed right now.
The woman?
What are you?
Come on.
Why am I killing this lady?
This lady was so-
Uh, uh...
Stop! I can't breathe!
Oh my god, am I gonna fucking snap her, Trankia?
Dude...
She hit me with her glass bottle.
Woooo!
Oh, my eyes all fucked up now.
Don't tell me I'm blind in that eye.
I feel like that guy's also got to be watching for me, but he has to have woken up and seen that I'm gone.
You kind of deserved it? Oh yeah, I was trying to murder that woman. What?
Or did that just like piss me off?
Don't?
Let.
It's just a her.
Her.
Escape.
Oh my god.
Am I going to chase and kill this lady?
What is she a track star how did she
She run that fast.
Holy 40 time.
Oh, we're literally going back to where we came.
She's gonna go to the telephone.
Oh my God.
That's why we didn't need to go back.
I'm choking her with my mind.
She's coughing up blood.
Oh, it's GGs, dude.
Oh.
Wow.
Somebody said she's so pretty, too.
So if she was ugly, it would have been sad.
Am I going to eat her?
to eat her? She's begging me to let her live. Or giving the option I'm letting her live.
She's crying for her mom. She's begging God. Oh my god. Oh my god, if we play the game,
I'm just gonna say God is dead.
That's certainly what it says.
You can't stop me.
I feel like I'm taking like a psychiatric test right now.
I don't understand the red string thing.
Is that my soulmate or something, or is it supposed to resemble the umbilical cord?
There was the red string that I had attached to her and I.
She's my faded name, and I'm burping her.
There was no way around me not killing her.
That's so fucked.
to be continued wow
on the crime scene it seems like the
fucking police don't do anything here
they had multiple break-ins that whole
oh my god what are they, hazmat suits
who do you think did it? scent regulation
department another alpha and an
pheromones except the machine isn't picking it up, you don't think it's a new thing.
No, there's no God in God.
Oh, so there's a type of person that's like a father.
A niggma.
WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
They're pheromones, deadly against Alphas and Omega.
Their new extrafeatures are going to want to hear about this, the man for a niggma pheromones is very high.
No way, that's not an egg, it looks like, she's the same age as you.
Your mission is to keep an eye on her.
I couldn't even make it. What do you mean it looks like this?
He's got it here.
He sounded like Bulgaria.
Aren't those usually found in the Middle East?
And it's a 12 year old girl.
I'll give you $700 million.
$700 million.
$700 million
to go find her?
What the fuck?
Wow, that was awesome. That was a very weird game. One of the weirdest games I've played,
but plus fun, never the last chat. Exhibition point, GID, God is Dead. Check it out, thank
you to God is Dead for sponsoring that portion of today's segment. I enjoyed the game, I
I thought it was weird.
I would play the second one, but yeah.
Fucking play the game.
It's free on itch.
Episode one, episode two, coming out soon on Steam.
You can watch this at today.
Chat, how do I get my task board back?
Like how do I get my,
How do I get my thing back?
Like the bottom part, press B. Okay, that's a Y.
Taskbar settings.
Yeah, but I can't even open.
I don't know how to open my taskbar.
How do I get my taskbar?
Windows key.
Yeah, but how do I get it back?
Like, how do I get it back?
I don't remember how I turned it off.
Taskbar behaviors?
No, that's alignment.
Time zones, notifications.
How do I get my taskbar back?
Press shift.
Dude stop spending bullshit stop spending bullshit. Yes taskbar settings and then what?
Like you guys are just trolling
F11
Yo, I will end stream right now
Like I actually you know, like f11's not f11's not getting it back
F11's not getting it back. Like I like I will I'm like I'm so serious like I like I just don't like oh, why are we doing this?
Just Google it
Bro, I don't remember how I fucking removed my task ball
Move the cursor to the bottom once it pops up, right click the taskbar, taskbar, sending
taskbar behavior, uncheck automatically hide.
Automatically hide taskbar, uncheck.
Okay.
Boom, boom, we're back.
I'm going to piss and then we'll hop into some other shit.
Chap, think of it as three.
What would say, think of what you do?
You're trying me to finish high school,
and I'm starting college Monday.
Dub, Gly Gamer, and a leap of the sub, Akiah,
Kway for the sub, Danny for the five,
TJ and Gibby for the sub, Lil'Tank for the seven,
Lil'Tank for the 2,000, Bitties.
Lucid Sleepy, think of it as up, Golden, McKayla,
and Passive, think of it as sub,
Jack and IC for the sub as well.
All right, hold on.
sponsor label and change the stream title you gotta give me a second and then
I'm gonna pass some old fucking lock back in
hold up
Okay, coming down like 30 seconds.
Oh
My god, great song all
Oh my god, great song.
No.
What it means.
What it... Oh, it's not this.
Dreams come true.
Alright.
Chat, do we wanna...
Well, I feel like I'll poll you guys.
What do you wanna do now?
We could do Pyromaniac now. We could do another game. I'm muted? I'm not muted. Jacob, take
it with a 3. Gamer Elite, Glide, take it with a sub. No, we're not doing Subnautica. That's
the only thing I'm not doing right now. Because we're beating it next Wednesday. We're beating
it next Wednesday. We could do, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull. Pyromaniac, Retro, we're
done playing. Oh my gosh sorry excuse me. Paromaniac which is oh we can do all nine
knees as well that's a shorter one. We can do some itch games I'll just put itch games.
Paromaniac itch games. Clover Pit no dude I'm not really I feel like Clover Pit ain't
that hype anymore. Pyromaniac itch games, Fall Guys. We'll toss Fall Guys in the ring,
why not? Toss Fall Guys in there. Fucking horsey game, no, horsey game already beat.
Scritchy scratchy, I'm done playing. Ivy assembly, I'm done playing. What else? Also chat if you
We have the videos you haven't watched.
It was the end of play video.
So I'll see you in the end of this time.
Today, we're about to just do random shit
that the fucking rest of stream tomorrow.
I'm doing one random game and then we're doing gamble
with your friends and liars of our me, Jinxie, Ron
and maybe Dante's.
Friday's react Saturday, not live.
Sunday, early react day.
Monday, not live.
Soros and Forza Horizon 6 on Tuesday.
Wednesday, we're finishing Subnautica.
Thursday, next week is up in the air.
Maybe random game day.
Maybe a wiki race with blood.
Maybe 007.
It might be a Brovy Bro day.
I don't really know.
And then I'm gone the 30th to the second for four days.
We're back the third grinding out stream, the fifth.
We have another charity stream for Shatterproof for drug addiction prevention and drug addiction recovery.
Then we have the Yu-Gi collab, Killdozer collab coming up, a bunch of new games dropping.
We're going to do a try not to laugh soon.
And then probably like mid June, we're going to do that gross shot review stream as well.
Are you ending? No, I was just telling my schedule.
I just saved my schedule like three times a stream just so people know what's happening
Um, I don't know what random game we're gonna play tomorrow before we do the collab though
There's another game called at hot at night haunted ride, which I kind of want to play
I don't know how long that is though
I'm googling
That's like an hour and a half
We could probably play that tomorrow
I don't know how good of a game that is though.
There's also, how long is Pyromaniac?
Pyromaniac game.
Dude, Pyromaniac's like two hours.
It might be chopped for Pyromaniac right now.
Okay.
Okay, then we're either going to do itch games, fall guys, CSGO,
but it looks like a game we could rip that like we haven't played yet or haven't played in a while.
Y'all remember that game lasers?
I feel like not many people remember the game lasers we played.
It has mixed reviews, but I think it's fun.
Let's get ready to laser!
Can I play with you guys?
That shit was funny. Yeah, you like twerk when you're done.
You have like a minute or two minutes to finish a level, and it's always different.
I'll throw that in the loop, lasers.
I have had that downloaded because I'm like, bro, I've always wanted to replay that game and we just haven't
Remember H2O delirious. Yes, I remember H2O delirious
Remember remember PewDiePie
Bro, H2O delirious is an OG
Itch games would be like probably like two itch games
I
Laser's fall guys in CS go and I'll just throw other
All right, but on that pole I
Can't do cahoots. Let's get even the three. Can you look at their messages? Nobody's banned him yet? Oh
Man
Number one, buddy, I'm gonna ban you I'm gonna ban you. I'm sorry cuz you're a fucking spammer
but like yo hey I'm a new streamer I was wondering you have any tips do you have
any tips not do this right we were just talking about streamer tips earlier
the stream there's probably a million clips of me talking about streaming tips
it's you have 65 chats and every single one of them is the same message and
you're adding me every single time twice that is so fucking annoying don't do
You're also live.
The ones I got were people.
That was also live while spamming that in my chat.
There is no way.
Whatever.
It's not even the three.
I just don't.
People are really fall guys.
All right.
We'll redo the poll with fall guys and itch games.
which we would run costumes if we do fog we would run a mixture of customs
many ranked fall guys in itch games chat ranked are not ranked vote vote on the
poll itch games are getting most votes we have a lot of itch games that we can
play. I might do tomorrow I might rip at night Haunted Ride. It has good reviews, it's new,
it has one negative review, the rest is good. The problem with indie games is you can never
Tell us like the reviews are bothered
It seems like they aren't though
Love the cheesy 9 chapter in Park ride. Yeah, I was good reviews. Oh
That chapter just said please kill yourself
Dude lonas world man, why why are you what's wrong?
You said schedule one a bunch and then said warhead play warhead. I hope you end yourself
I hope you kill yourself you needed I please go yourself
Go to chatter somebody my back eye
You're a model that guy
No, not an itch game.
Why?
What's your disdain with itch games?
We're going to throw this down here.
All right, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to pull on these three itch games.
If people voted itch.
60% itch.
Oh, oh, we're still, we're, oh my God,
Oh my god, what are we running a fucking 20 minute poll?
Holy shit.
How did a thousand people vote on the poll
but there's 7,000 people in stream?
Holy view, barter, Bart.
Vote on the poll.
Vote on the fucking poll.
Vote on the poll.
Vote on the poll, vote on the poll, vote on the poll,
vote on the poll, vote on the poll, vote on the poll.
Slip, think of the three.
Run it, one itch game in the fall guys.
Racks on the subs, get even the three.
Hitchhack with a sub j, with a sub 10,
thinking of the three, Kerbal Space Program,
Gly, Gamer and a leaf of the sub j, but thinking of the sub.
All right, it's still the same,
it's still the same, it's more towards itch.
All right, end poll.
All right, we're gonna rip itch games.
We're gonna run, I actually kind of like that vibe
of one itch game and then we rip,
and then we rip fall guys.
Or I don't know, it really depends
Which itch game we run.
I don't even remember what these,
like I have one called father.
I have no idea what this is.
A father strict rules you have to escape their evil.
Oh, it's a demo.
Now we're not gonna run demo right now.
Tiny chills not from ear, not from ear itch.
I don't wanna play some shit that's too scary.
Oh this game looks really fucking weird. Should we play this? This is an alpha build that means you encounter bugs
What's listed on steam? Oh, this might be a fucking demo too
This chatter just made their fucking account bro
Hold up, I gotta ban them
I don't know what to play.
I'm stumped.
Normally, I'm super scheduled.
Now I'm not, because we're not playing Pyromaniac.
All right, I'm just going to choose one.
OK, chat.
All my knees or a game about cleaning ears.
The ear game.
Why are people putting ears?
OK, we'll play the fucking ear game.
Also, I'm going to eat a mini piece of an edible.
I have literally nothing in my stomach, but I did say I would.
Tony Pepperoni for the thousand bitties.
What's your favorite cough medicine?
Mine's Nyquil.
You know, Tony, I've never really sat and pondered
what cough medicine I think is my favorite.
And I don't think I could name any other cough medicines
other than Nyquil so I couldn't really tell you man.
I like Dayquil.
Dayquil sucks.
And Nyquil is better than Dayquil.
Nolan and Jill thank you for the sub-sweat for the three.
Alright we'll run this ear game and then maybe a little bit of Paul guys.
This game might be actual trash.
I have no idea.
Not even the three.
Thank you for picking the charity.
You just love what you do for charities bringing attention to substance abuse recovery. Thank you, Nodia. Thank you for the three. It's candy for the three
Your chat makes me want to peel my scalp off sometimes
You realize you realize I have the same feeling but compounded times 10
It wasn't as bad as Jinxies though
When me and Jinxie were yapping to each other his whole chat was just spanning hold cue hold cue hold cue
And I was looking at I was like looking at him and he was just like ignoring it and I'm like, bro
Good on you. I would have crashed out Ben. Thank you for this up. I would have fucking thrown that bitch and emailed only
He's live right now. Yeah, I think he's doing a fucking wager with was
What does that do hold to you as a reference to League of Legends because he always forgets to hold Q to upgrade
or not to upgrade to use his Q because a lot of league is like micro gaming like you eat it's
Snowballs so if you're behind a level then you're behind two levels now you're behind three now
They're killing you just because they're way more leveled so you have to hold Q
Because you might constantly be using your abilities
do for
Dude, I don't think I've ever played 2k my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend
And holy Elle, girlfriend, and Elle best friend.
What's the plan?
Ditch both of them, probably.
I think that's really the only play.
Cause they suck, clearly.
Hold on, I have way too many tabs open.
Close that, close this, close this.
Almost just close stream.
And we're good.
All right, it's loading. Yo, it just started turning my GPU. This is mining Bitcoin
I'm not trying to be spamming his philosophy worth studying stuff to you, man. Really I
Think it's like a cool hobby doesn't need to be something that you need to like fucking sweat
Dude, what is this loading shaders? Am I playing fucking Marvel rivals right now? Why am I waiting forever?
What is 16x9, 16x10?
I don't even know what that fucking means.
Tiny chills, not from ear.
This is an alpha build, as such you may encounter bugs.
Is he another sub-jant taking the 3?
What the fuck is happening?
Cursed creatures.
Not mean scare.
Fixed shelves, no earthquake, make fall now.
Yo, do you have CTE, dude? What are you saying?
What happened? I...
I don't want to talk about it. A fight at school.
Fight at school.
Speak loud. Cannot hear you.
A fight at school!
Sometimes violence necessary.
What reading?
Holy idiot.
It's an article about the earthquakes and all the people going missing they say
there might be a serial killer on the loose. Not believe everything they say!
Rosetta the chicken? Yeah the chicken's kind of were farming a much older now.
Is this the wife or a worker? Bren Dildo. Bren Dildo. Thank you John for fixing
those shelves these darn earthquakes sure know how to make a mess of things don't
they?
It looks like dildo Chad, the font's weird.
I go now!
I come finish shelves another day.
Oh, before you go, I brought you this little piece of lasagna to thank you.
That is a fat ass lasagna.
What are you talking about, little piece?
My favorite!
Share it with Rosetta and don't forget to bring the tray back this time, alright?
Mmm. Look at this guy's forearms.
Son, come with me. Okay, so it's my mom.
Oh my God, she's a doctor.
My left ear keeps itching for some reason. Can you take a look at it for me?
You'll believe it. A patient came in today with a huge spider in her ear.
I'm scared something like that will happen to me too.
I've had to remove lots of bugs lately.
Bugs in your ears.
You ever get a bug in your eyelid?
Oh my God, that's fucking terrifying.
You're on a bike ride,
you like go into a fucking thing of naps,
one gets in your eye, I feel it like moving in my eyelid.
Oh, you gotta be line it back,
you wash your eye a bunch of times, it's so bad.
It'll happen at some point in your life, it sucks.
You have fucking bug in your eye.
And I'm not saying like in your eye,
like you scoop it out like that,
like a little bug, like no, like crawls behind your eyelid.
Thankfully, John managed to fix the suction pump.
Would have been way more difficult to work without it.
He replaced most components.
It's hardly the same machine at this point.
Yo, fun fact, I have such bad earwax.
Because I'm constantly wearing headsets and ear buds
like 80% of the day, I accumulate so much earwax
that what I do is, I used to go to,
there was one time I went to an ear doctor
and they sucked the shit out of my ear
like we're about to do right now.
But what I do now is I get a tissue.
I fill it with warm water and I drip it into my ear and I hear it go
In my ear, but I tilt the other way and I grab a
Dry tissue and I go and I rub it my ear and just ear wax just starts fucking falling out of my ears
I have to do it like every week. I
Also have to trim my nose hair all the time. I
Have such bad nose hair TMI. What's lock in? Sorry friend dildo
He replaced most components. It's hardly the same machine at this point.
He always fixes everything. It's incredible how many things he knows.
Anyways, please just take a look and see if there's anything weird in there.
Tool depth miss is WS.
Is this tool to suck away any small wax pieces?
This is horrible.
If there's a big piece that doesn't want to bulge, use this other tool to get it out.
What?
Oh god.
Oh, dude, this is disgusting.
Do we have this much ear hair?
I am deep.
Oh, what was that?
I saw something move.
What?
John added a hammer.
Go ahead and snap a picture so I can have a look at it.
Take a picture as bath?
Why don't see it?
Dude, imagine having to look at a picture of a bug that's in your ear.
I don't see anything unusual.
You probably saw some weird shadow.
Well, you did great.
I might just hire you to help me with actual patients.
But you talk about what happened at school.
You got into a fight with that kid and got suspended.
That's not like you.
And on top of that, you lost the fight.
Are you stupid, Chud?
How did you lose?
I don't want to talk about it.
He started it.
He called me a loser, good for nothing, donkey brains.
What?
Who cares about what that kid said?
You don't let that get to you.
What if he's right?
Holy.
Everyone is talking about colleges and leaving this forgotten town.
I'm failing school and I still have no idea what I want to do.
It's normal to feel this way.
It's hard to find your place in a world that that ain't an excuse to hit people.
The most important thing is figuring out what kind of person you want to be.
This reminds me of a story about your dad.
Back when we first met, before you joined the army.
AHHHHHHH!
What the fuck?
Officer of Grimaldi, I'm sorry to purge in like this.
Brent Gilda, I need you.
For the thousands time, I'm not coming on a date with you.
Well, see, that's not what I'm here today.
I need your help on a case. I'm afraid I cannot wait.
Why yes, of course Salvatore will come along.
Just wait here, we'll finish our talk later. Don't forget your chores. You're still grounded.
Since you don't have school to worry about, you'll be helping me here.
No more headphones for a month. You understand? You've been wearing them even when you're sleeping.
Our headphones bad for your ears.
Oh god, I gotta move my camera. Hold up.
Hold up.
We gotta move.
Go for the subgencive of the 3.
Could we play a fuck cleaning game?
Capture the team over the sub.
Oh, and yak for the subgencive of the 3.
No, we're not playing a fuck cleaning game, jackass.
Oh my god, the doorknobs are ears.
How creative.
Pick up the objects scattered on the floor and water all the plants.
And feed the fish.
Where do I find water?
There's five plants? Where are the fucking other ones?
I'm gonna refill the water tank. Do I do that here?
How do I refill the water?
That's locked.
I thought this was a horror game about cleaning yo I am a loser holy wow dude the glasses are
just making me look like a chud man that's the problem feed the fish where's the fish
like how do I even get more water I shouldn't leave do I need to do I need
to fill this away wait let me talk
chat how do I get how do I get more water in the watering can my god I have
to use a fucking cop you're lying oh no that can't be that can't be that can't
be the method this is far too slow this is far too slow the water cool the
cooler is drinking oh am I wasting water where else am I gonna get water I
I don't want to go in this...
Oh my god, stop.
What is this? Bleach?
Is this fish food?
I don't know what am I even looking at?
There's four objects scattered on the floor now, what am I supposed to do with them?
Oh, you're fucking joking, chat. I'm the most inefficient person ever. How do I get more
water? Dude, we're reusing the paper cups. Yuck. This has to not be on the floor. I need
I need to fucking fill it in this sink.
Oh my god, I was filling water cups.
I was filling individual water cups.
I am the dumbest person of all time.
Get off me!
What the fuck was on me?
Tomasso Zufalador Zufaldoro
Hey bro, I need help. Is your mother here?
She just laughed. Shit, I have a date with Bar- Barbarella. I can't waste this chance.
I was cleaning my ears, I took a piece of cotton swab and got stuck in it. Damn, I'm
in a hurry. If I'm late, Barbarella will surely get with some other guy. Listen, I'm
I'm gonna need you to take it out.
It's too uncontrollable or uncomfortable.
I'm not qualified.
Come on, I have complete faith in you.
My life depends on it.
Okay, I'll give it a try.
Wow, so I'm just being a pseudo doctor for people?
Oh, this guy's so much fucking ear wax.
Oh, this is disgusting.
Bro, and now I gotta scrape all this shit
out of your fucking ear.
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
This is kind of satisfying now.
It's a mixture of satisfying and gross at the same exact time.
Oh, this is the cotton ball.
It's really stuck.
I think I need a different tool to grab it.
Switch to the forceps.
Last can slow down and even stop objects when trying to remove them.
trying to pull the object too fast might lead to loosening your grip oh that's it I feel
it moving it's stuck we need to suck more pause we need to get more goop out of his
years. Clean the surface enough. What am I going to see in one of their ears, though?
Like a little creature or a bug? Is that scary if there's a fly? Or is there going to be
like a brain eating amoeba? And they're not human. Bro, this is so fucking painstakingly
slow. Alright, we're at the ear hair. That means we're close. There we go. Oh my god,
that was a satisfying call.
Confetti! You pulled it out! Your mom already told me I'm not supposed to be using these
cotton things. My ears have been itching a lot lately. I feel so good. You might have
I'm too deep this time. Speaking of going too deep, I have a date to get to.
Thanks again, bro. I won't forget your help.
Buddy's trying to dog, goodnight. Oh, gosh. Pick up the object scattered on the floor.
Dude, I don't know where the fucking fish food is at. That's candy.
Chat, where would you put fish food? That's right here.
I feel like she's being controlled by like plankton, like in that one scene with Spongebob.
The thing I saw was a bug controlling her body.
She's not real.
When dildo is a figment of my imagination.
get into a head-on collision. Game ends. Thank you for playing the demo.
So what happened? Why do they need you?
I'm still not sure. They had someone in custody and apparently they took their own life.
What does that have to do with an ear doctor? He was real disturbing and kind of gross.
I'm worried. Our local police never had a handle of a situation this complex before.
This police chief, GMSO, went missing. Officer Grimaldi had to step up through the case.
I just hope we'll manage to solve it somehow.
She's driving like a hundred miles an hour right now. This is like terrifying.
She was going around bends in the complete dark in the middle of the woods.
Going like fucking 80.
Just gets a moose.
Rolls right over the top of the car.
Alright, we're home.
I've lost my appetite. I just want to lie down.
Eat by yourself tonight.
If you want there's some lasagna in the fridge, just eat up with the microwave and you'll be all set.
Sorry I shouted at you earlier. I know you're a good kid.
I want you to know that even though I hate what you did, I love you.
And I'm here if you ever want to talk about anything. Good night, sweetie.
Love you too, mom.
Please try to keep the noise down. I have the biggest headache.
Does the brain eating in me bother brain? Oh my god.
Lasagna in the fridge?
Fucking tubular
Well, I have a well, where is my hurt?
What the hell catch your bird and bring it back to the cage. Why was he tweaking you dude?
Where is he?
Where'd he go?
Oh.
I grab him!
Oh, you motherfucker.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him!
Stop trying to bite me, you fucker!
Get my gun, dude!
What do I feed him, corn?
Eat some food.
Where's the kitchen?
She said there was lasagna in the fridge.
Is this the kitchen?
This is a fucking bathroom.
And we're...
Velviano High School, notice informing the parents of Guardians of Fireenza,
that he was involved in a physical altercation, blah blah blah.
Okay, what the hell is him getting in a fight after doing this game?
Who's on ya?
School.
Okay, or just eat it cold.
I only need to eat four foods, so I can start eating shit.
Butter.
Cheese.
We got butter, a whole stick of butter, a whole block of cheese and two whole things
of lasagna.
And I have diabetes.
I have clots, and I have clots in my arteries.
Something's gonna wake me up at night.
I need you to scan my ears.
Oh, there's a little bug right there.
Don't tell me you fucking flies in there.
Don't tell me you flies in there.
I got a fucking mosquito problem. Oh my god, that is a big ass bug. Stop.
You would wake up. You would wake up if that fucking flew into your ear, right?
What if you're a heavy sleeper, Ralph?
Oh my god, am I chasing it in my dreams?
What is happening?
He becomes a mosquito, man.
This is the origin story of Mothman.
Half Moth, half man.
Look at how it started when a moss flew into his ear.
This is definitely mosquito though.
Okay, there's no way my ear canal is this deep.
Also there's ear wax everywhere.
Going through fucking twists and turns here, buddy.
How deep does it go?
What the hell is that?
I'm not even finding anything.
Oh my god, why is there light?
Is this going to be my brain?
It's either going to be my brain or it's going to be like a mosquito watching TV and they're living in my head.
Matter all, this is a dream and I'm just fucking tripping.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, I forgot those Earthquakes!
I forgot those Earthquakes! All my birds freaking out!
Good morning.
Earthquake alarm clock.
That's just like a normal day to wake up to, eat some food.
That's not food, I need food.
Alright, two full boxes of cereal and we're off.
Where did mom go? She didn't even know it anywhere?
Where am I going to find a note from my mom?
Oh, she got off in a hurry.
The whole painting of fucking fell down.
Look at my bitch ass.
How are you?
Good morning, sweetie. Officer Grimaldi stopped by and he needs my report on yesterday's incident.
I'm gonna finish up writing in the office then bring all the files to the police station.
Come directly to the office once you wake up.
I'm leaving you a spare key to the front door.
Okay.
Can I just leave now?
Isn't the office like miles away?
Or am I just gonna color code there?
I think that's all for it.
What a mess.
Pick up objects scattered on the floor 66.
You are lying.
I'm not.
What was that?
Are you hearing that bug?
Bro, how am I supposed to pick up everything?
This is like impossible.
Why do you actually think I have to pick up all 66 objects?
No.
What was that?
Sturmono Scafaraggio.
Dude, these are such long names.
I need help!
There's Brandildo here!
Ah, she's not here right now.
She should be back soon, though.
Shit!
It cannot wait!
A roach got inside my ear!
I need you to help me.
You have to take it out!
Okay, I'll try.
I can feel it moving!
No problem, buddy.
I'll get it out for you.
Can you see it?
Not yet.
I need to go deeper.
Ah!
It hurts!
I'm sorry.
There's some sore spots.
Ah! It hurts! I'm sorry, there's some sore spots.
Right, he has so much poop in his fucking ears.
This is like the most unclean ear I've ever seen. This is disgusting.
Oh my god, there it is. Let me get that fucker out first.
Okay, switch to the... switch to these, but he's gonna fight.
How am I gonna get him if he's alive?
What the hell did you do? I think it broke in half.
Oh, shit. I'm pulling out half of his body.
Is this a urethra? No. Do you think this is somebody's dick hole?
I think it's releasing eggs, and it just fell deeper.
It's goofing on me.
on me
that's gonna be a larger problem I don't know what I would have done
without you I'm sorry for cursing so much I don't usually do that it's all
right glad we got it out I have to get back to work now getting so many calls
this week can't sleep with them all this town is having a big bug issue don't
Get rid of all of them or all of them. It's personal. Thank you again for your help. Say hi to Brenda dildo for me when each one she gets back
Will do buddy. Yo, Libby thinking of a sub mass Malk time that and match they give us up
It's like on the other side of a wall and you're a chicken right now
I don't know where this clock is
You draw here a chicken? Yeah, I know you're a chicken. There's just bugs under every bug.
Hello. What are you doing here? Wasn't this door locked?
I was trying to find Key's Rendildo office keys. Rendildo here?
She had to drop off some files at the police station this morning. It's getting pretty late.
Thought she'd be back by now. Anyhow, why are you here? What's this? What is it? Not sure.
Look, picture. What's he? That's a dead body. Is that for a dildo? Nothing else?
It's definitely a helmet, I think there's some sort of construction on it, I go now,
look for Rendilda, what the fuck just blew by me, wait is she dead?
I'm so lost, that was definitely the photo from the crime scene, the bugs are so bring
They are pissing me off so much.
What is this?
And I'm hearing the bugs over here.
What did he want me to do?
Yo, there's no way that I have to clean all this shit up.
There's actually no way I need to clean this up.
I'm like delaying it because I'm like, okay, okay.
That's what I'm saying.
BOY IS YOUR MOTHER HERE?
No, wasn't she at the police station?
Fuck!
Listen, boy. I need you to stay calm.
We found your mother's car abandoned on the road with the engine still running.
There were no signs of strobing, and it looks like she left everything in the car.
It's like all the people in the paper.
I'm sorry, boy.
You know I care about your mother, and I promise you we're doing everything we can to find her.
probably going to be all right today some big shots from the military arrived
they're taking over the investigation hopefully it'll solve the case soon to be
honest I don't even know what I'm doing I need to ask you some questions it's very
important this morning brandale done did she say said she was gonna finish her
report bring the case files back but she never showed up she tell you anything
before leaving anything at all no she just left a note saying she was gonna
come back here and then bring the files to you all right so as far as you know
she didn't have any contact with anybody else. Rosetta found her office keys. Who is Rosetta?
John's chicken. He came earlier and said that Rosetta found the office keys, brought him here.
Again with that guy and the chicken found her keys? Of course. We'll look into it. The chicken's a
shapeshifter. Yesterday I gave your mother some files. They contain sensitive information.
Those military guys demanded to get all the case files and that includes the ones your mother had.
Yeah, that guy took him. I need you to help me find him.
They weren't in her car, so I guess they should still be here.
Bring him back to me. It's a brown folder.
Oh, you want me to find a fucking brown folder on all those maps?
Wasn't it this?
Would this be brown?
Oh!
Yes, this is it!
Thank you, boy.
They found out. I let your mother take him away. They surely fired me. Even worse.
what the hell it's empty bro are you fucking serious that's where it ends
like right when I'm getting into the midst of it see that's why I hate playing
demos dude
how about a noise me that was fun though w game I would play that full game I
want to know what the fuck happened she went missing has to do something with
that you're cleaning and John the chicken
or Rosetta the chicken.
Yeah, that was a fucking whack ass ending, bro.
All right.
Do we wanna run a game or two of Fall Guys?
Gabe, thank you for the three.
Hope you're having a good day.
I asked you to play Assassin's Creed,
and I'm not playing that.
Dose, thank you for the 10 giftids.
Thank you for the 10 giftids.
Will you play Assassin's Creed Black Flag Master
when it comes out in July?
Probably not, if I'm being real.
I just said I'm not playing it.
It's not a definitive, but not right now.
Like maybe at some point, but not like probably not right when it drops.
Uh, no, I'm not going to say that. Jensen, think of it as three.
Keep up with the great content card and think of it as three. Tony, think of it as thousand buddies.
What kind of beans do you like? I don't really eat beans.
Chuck, coming on 30 seconds, we're going to play like two or three games of all guys.
As promised.
Hold up.
Yeah, me down
Oh my god, it is fall guys time.
I feel like we haven't played fall guys on stream in like six months plus maybe since
the last gamer challenge. Let's fucking wrap it. Chat we're definitively, definitively
playing solos. We're playing custom solos. Camera goes there. We're not doing a play
you win. But I know I'll win. So I'm not nervous. Lobby code now. The one unknown orange in Dale
for the sub. Chat I'm sorry stream today's been all over the place. I feel like we played a game
Then got sidetracked with Jinxie. Then we did that other short game and then we just played a fucking demo
I just don't like playing demos man
That's why I try to stay away from demos because you get like right when you get involved is when they go
Oh coming soon, so I just don't play it. You do something else after this now
Today we're gonna rip fall guys for a little bit tomorrow. We're probably gonna play that one
short horror game into gamble with your friends and the wires bar me Jinxie run and Dante's
Friday's reacts Saturday. I'm not live Sunday early react a Monday Memorial Day. Not live
Soros Tuesday into Forza Horizon 6 on the driving wheel next Wednesday finishing Subnautica
next Thursday. It's going to be up in the air right now. Probably random shit. Maybe
a Brovy bro or Wikipedia speed race. Maybe 007 next Friday reacts and then gone Saturday
the 30th through Monday the second and then we're back running upstream or Tuesday the
second and we're back the third the fifth we have a charity stream for
shadow proof then we got a bunch of clubs other games coming up blah blah blah
you'll see all right walk in
run of prediction mods on whether or not I win because I am certain I am better
than my China fall guys the only thing is you guys are gonna grab me you guys
are gonna play like losers can we have a fair game can we play a respectable fall
guys match that's all that I ask because part of the reason I don't play
fall guys customs I mean I've been played fall guys on stream in like six
months but part of the reason okay no don't grab me don't grab me though like
be chill I should probably play a less recognizable skin I'm clearly just in
the handsome Squidward fit oh no something all got like 64 wings actual
slash gotta be out gotta be out in the front out in the front of the pack out
the front of the fucking pack. Oh my god, you don't want to hit those.
Oh, I'm waking slow now. Just spread that shit, spread that shit. Bro, y'all got some
lame-ass chud skins. Where's the handsome Squidward? Where's the SpongeBob? Top 23
qual. Easy qual coming in from the Bart man. I am champ, one of my best games is
small guys admittedly I'm gonna be cocky here because I'm almost certain I don't
get eliminated first round we grab fuck I may have spoke too soon I may have
spoken too soon we wait we grab I think I spoke too soon everybody's out in
front of me that took way too long we grab
Go. Please tell me this gets me, please tell me this gets me in the end.
I just talked so much yet.
Run! Fuck!
Just go, just go, just go!
Go!
We're good.
Shit, that was scary.
C said they give it a 3.
You motivate me to keep going. My best friend in 11 years tried to commit 4 times.
You saved his life with a close and rents about suicide.
Well, make sure you get the help he needs, man.
I'm glad I'm able to help but suicide's never the answer.
If he's trying to commit four times, he needs serious help.
Orange and TD to the south.
I know him to the south.
I'm glad your friend's still here though, though.
Why do you win?
I didn't win, I just qualified.
Bro, this is bringing me back, chat.
We bring you back Fall Guys Summer.
Shit, dude.
That's like an OG pull.
I used to play Fall Guys every other day in the summer
for like two years.
And I would just call it a Fall Guys Summer.
I think this game has so much potential,
and they've rillin' it.
Like, I still think Fall Guys is fun as fuck.
They just gotta spam add like new mini game modes.
This game's awesome.
Like new game modes come up with just unique shit.
Dude, people would fuck with it so ad-lib.
You gotta take it slow,
but you also wanna get some skips in, chat.
The problem with this game mode
is nobody ever really gets out from not falling.
It's if you fall.
Slime Climb is a risky battle, chat.
I'm a bit of an expert on the Slime Climb.
I still do tend to lose frequently, though.
Also, W Chat.
We've had a fair gameplay thus far.
Not many grabbers.
I don't want to speak too soon.
We're a respectable gameplay coming out.
Oh my god, that was scary.
If you hit one of those, you're basically fucked.
Easy fall here.
easy fucking ball here just one.
That shit?
That that shit?
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
All right, let's watch the chud shatters
all the way at the back.
Look at this idiot.
I'm sorry, that's mean.
LionCard 27, I appreciate you for following
and also playing in the game.
He has one crown under his belt
and he's running the Viking skin.
That was a select choice for myself
when I was a new as well.
The slime is climbing, LionCard.
You have to make it to the end here.
Jump dive.
He hits a dash on them.
Bit of aura.
Let's see if he makes it.
He's lagging.
He keeps spam diving.
He just tries to go a little too early.
Now is his time to sprint.
He's getting hit.
Oh my God, he barely makes it.
RR lava, don't be a loser, bro.
God.
There we go.
Absolute cinema.
Holy, that many people eliminated.
We probably have one more and then finale
Unless this is just an instant final on like, uh, maybe like a crown game, it might be a finale.
No, it's Star Chart. I hate Star Chart.
I hate Star Chart. Star Chart, Star Chart.
You basically hit on the button for the people that don't know.
You hit on the buttons and it shows you a path that you have to walk and it's invisible.
And there's also meteors trying to knock you off.
Star Chart.
People white going middle, but rights actually to move, rights not to move.
I'm already in the back, we're absolutely fucked, we are absolutely fucked right now.
It's full across and then left, full across and then left, don't do it by meteor, I'm
all the way in the back, right, tell me they don't find a path, tell me they don't find
This goes nowhere. We have to
retrace our staff. Chat, you have
to be, you have to be a man.
No!
Stop, don't finish, don't finish! Don't finish, don't finish, don't finish!
No, no, no, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish!
finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish, don't finish,
you guys fucking suck. Oh my god, the star chart is the lamest game ever. Mods, time out
the guy that's spamming character. What's they gonna suck? You guys suck. Now I have
to watch the finale like a fucking loser. Hacks a ring. Ugh, flexing out, thank you for the
sub. Who do I say will win here? I really doubted the Viking, the Viking got out. I
kind of want to put my money on the Among Us skin. Now we gotta read their names. Enderman
owns the season pass. All of my money is on Enderman. Is it, if you have a gold name,
doesn't that mean you have a season pass? Yo, imagine buying the season pass to fall
Well guys, in the big 26, I am sorry Enderman 448, holy shit, are we Flippi?
Flippi's also a good pull.
Where's Flippi?
Shooter Flippi is the most wins.
66 wins.
Most wins on this belt, he's also wearing a crown and a king's cape.
Fit it up, someone said.
I think it's one of two people.
It's Enderman or Shooter Flippi.
A lot of RNG in this game play though.
Really could be anybody's game on Hexalink.
Sleeper pick right now is money bags.
Zero wins, about to fall off.
I kind of would put my money on money bags.
Imagine money bags first download, no wins, wins this shit.
Zero crown chud.
This would be like a slumdog millionaire come back.
Oh my god he's grabbing.
He has the tech.
Oh my god is this a Smurf account?
Is this guy Smurfing on Fall Guys?
What is happening?
Shooter Flippy and the Elder Dyer out.
Wait, oh no Enderman's still in.
really the only other threat. Money bags. Actually staying out in front. Risky
players gonna have to dive. He makes it. It's him, Goober, and Gavin. Shooter
Flippi is out. Shooter Flippi is out, and Enderman is out. It's only money bags.
Oh my god, wait, this guy's 64 wins. Hybrid Gavin, what? I didn't peep that.
He's taking quite some time. Can one of you fall? Oh my god, money goes for the grab. Holy hacker.
He has way more, he has way more stuff to run on here. I've heard Devon's about to fall.
There's actually nothing. Oh!
Wow.
No, Bruce paying to win.
All right, run it back. Fill it up.
got into the one we'll run we'll run two more oh two more two more I surely win
one try I almost made a finale I almost made a finale and the only reason I got
out is because that game sucks if that's not a skill based game the fucking
shark game dude all you all you have to do is press on a button and run on a
I run it. Yeah, I cope. I'm not coping
If I get first Elan the bro on night fever
7500 on yes, buddy, you're surely not living you're certainly not
Like fever was annoying. This is the OG map though. I kind of like the OG's
Just giving money to epic games.
It's like my only restriction to like...
It's a really shitty stream service.
Oh my god, holy quench.
That would have been really bad. That would have put us probably in bottom tier placement.
Just go, just go, just go, wait, go.
Easy. Out in the front of the pack.
Look at that, look at that motherfucker trying to grab me.
Quick emote.
What a fart.
How do I emote?
Quick emote.
Weed brain?
What do you mean weed brain?
I qualed.
What are you doing?
I had a blast.
I had a flexible.
We brain what do you mean we brain I qualed what are you doing? I'd have read
Hi for Gavin still in here should have kicked his ass
Should have kicked his ass. That's unfair lion cars a free win now
Hoop shoot
Is this a new game mode I feel like I haven't been grinding fall guys in like over two years
They probably added so much shit. I'll take a track game over you have to collect hoops along the way
How many points do I need to live?
It doesn't say maybe you just go faster
Here's where all the stumble guy fans come in
Dude, what about stumble guys?
What about some guys fall guys was never the move fall guys was never the play man stumble guys is the move
Why am I falling? Oh my god, now I'm slow as shit.
Wait, everybody's gonna fucking move quicker than me.
As long as I hit every ring, I feel like there's enough shitty people in the game that I'm fine.
Like, the odds that I don't qualify...
Oh my god, why am I just tripping up on my own feet a million times you got to take
a harder path before you get the gold coins
You fucking suck, I don't fucking suck jackass, I have 21 out of 35 points and I'm getting
a big free throw here. Easy. One throw. Oh, a free throw. Wait, I think I qualify right
here. This should give me enough now. I always have that one. Wait, now I'm gonna need one
more point. Unless it gives me air. Easy qualify. You guys suck. Get the fuck out of here. Keep
in mind, keep in mind, all the people in Shadler are saying, oh, your ass. You guys are losing
to me. You guys are losing me. Look at that. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Dead. Dead. I'm better
than that at Fall Guys. How's that? Excellent stuff. And statistically, because we pulled
a random 32, that means I'm better than at least half my chat at Fall Guys. Tail tag?
Wait, do I want a tail? Make sure you have a tail. Okay, good. This one, you could just
do nothing for like two minutes. Everybody's gonna chase me, bro. This game is unfair.
Oh, wait, I start with a tail, fine. If you grab my tail, you're gonna end the chat. If
you grab my tail, you're gonna end the chat. If you grab my tail, you're gonna end the chat.
If you grab my tail, you're gonna end the chat. I don't know what this does anymore.
F***! Ban that guy. Ban that guy. No, get that guy. Yo, you are not, you are not qualitying
this game. You are not buying this game. I'm straight up farting. You gotta go for the
easy fucks. Dude, why are you robbing me? I don't have a tail. Holy smooth brain chatter.
Grab him.
Yo, this guy fucking sucks. Nice juke, dumbass! Nice juke, dumbass!
Locked.
Locked. Absolutely locked.
Look at this loser just fucking...
Come on, I swear to God, this is too quiet,
we don't have too much faster on here.
There's only 20 seconds left.
Oh, there he is!
There's that just motherfucker.
Give me your tail!
I have 10 seconds.
Yes!
No!
Yes!
Oh my God.
Wow, last minute.
And I grabbed it from the guy, but I said it was a free win.
I feel so bad.
I literally called that shit in the beginning.
I said, oh, good thing this one.
And Parker's in the lobby.
Saves my ass.
Holy.
Oh my god.
Roll off.
Chat, I'm not a threat here, trust me.
If you want to win, you've got to take out the King guy.
If you want to win, you've got to take out Bro.
Barberos?
And Hyperdabber, those guys broke.
Stop.
Why are you already grabbing?
You motherfucker!
I'm gonna do the other side, it's safer over here.
Um, hello?
No!
For uh, for uh...
I haven't played this final yet.
I've never played this mode.
Oh my god, open!
Just walk, just walk, this is so fucking scary.
Why are you emo-ed at hiding me?
Yo, let's team up, let's team up.
Let's team up, let's team up.
Yo, hit me with a hay if you want to team up.
Okay, you'll hit the hay if you want to see nothing, I'm instant killing them.
I'm instant killing them.
I'm banking at their own one monitor.
Yeah, this mother fucker's gonna see nothing.
Get him out of here.
Kill that guy.
Who fucking grabbed me? It was some pink guy. It was this motherfucker. It was Hyper Davin.
I'm Pac you're watching I'm hate-watching hyperjavim 1-8-7-2. I hope you lose
What has the call tank hexagod?
You got that ain't this game buddy you are losing dead dead dead right here
dead in three dead in two dead in dead in two you can hit them all right don't
actually bad I'll feel so bad I'll feel so bad I would have done the same thing
what
oh he had like a midair jump what's that timing just looked weird it might have
lag oh my god bro these are just three demons still in two three people was
fucking sick two people 60 wins and then a battle pass pay to win her
barbara's is like new money he's got new skill these guys are old dogs
You can't pay to win?
No, it's definitely pay to win.
Skins get wins.
Skins get wins, and it gives a battle pass to the skins.
Shooter flippy.
I love that username.
I kinda want Shooter flippy to win.
Look at him running for his life.
Sprinting.
Jump.
Dive.
He's dead.
Oh my god, he's alive.
How the fuck is he alive?
They're both alive as well.
What does it mean the game ends in a minute and 40 seconds? What does that mean? Three people get a crown?
Oh my god, they're too good
You kind of want to be in shooter flippies position because you're alone. Well, why are they saying you love each other?
Because them being next to each other, oh, they're both dead. He's dead. Oh, shit. Nah, it's not coming too close here
Hypergaven who has more wins?
66 versus 64 wins. Two wins under his belt.
Shooter flipping slight odds edge. He jumps.
Well, he's from Caso Stream. That ass. Bro, what?
Is this a guy that just plays Fall Guys all the time?
Oh my God. So he's just a good Fall Guys player.
Shooter flippy is in case he's casos VIP bro, so this guy's just a fall guy's swag
Oh, there's no way I beat shooter footy man
Or there's no way hypergabbing. I mean hypergabbing also a 64 win
Look at that. There's only 25 seconds left. They're gonna share the crown
Is that what happens?
They share the crown.
No, I don't think the water rises.
No way they both win.
That was like a five minute finale.
Wait, why did Cheater footy win?
Why did Flippy win?
It's just 50-50.
Oh, it just pecked someone.
Yo, I'm running a regular solo.
Go see if it's a 3.
It's Lankar.
I want to say I feel unwelcome into chat after all the hate.
Bro, I'm not actually hating.
So why do you think of it a 3?
Then the first wargame, come back to Fall Guys,
is finally Fall Guys Summer.
How's that invest they give it some bloodless mess
for the set?
It's probably not a Fall Guys Summer, realistically.
But I'm down to RIP.
I'm ripping one more game.
make a custom no dude there's like five people on fall guys total just Q and
regular fall guys will probably get in my game we're waiting to fill right now
oh you're joking
skyline stumble I'm getting out round one that's cooked that's actually for the
Thoughts of something out of it because we really thought we were gonna finish it Wednesday or next Wednesday.
Oh my god, how many days have I been live in row 9?
I feel like I haven't been live more than 10 days in row in so long.
It is Wednesday, next Wednesday.
In a week, we're gonna meet, uh, we're gonna meet something out of it.
Let's rent this shit.
Get a dive, get all the way, and then jump in.
Extend, jump again, extend, jump again, extend.
Just left.
Stepping all these things.
Lock those guys.
Lock those guys, step up.
Go under.
Easiest fuck!
Get over here motherfucker. You're going off the edge. You're going off the edge
Grab him grab him. No, don't grab me grab him
Shoot her fluffy shoot her fluffy soon. I'll wrestle right on the edge right here
Sooner wrestle me
I'm waiting
Your chicken
Alright, fuck it.
Oh my god!
You don't have to be the bad guy. I never believe you mean I don't have to be the bad guy.
I'm just trying to get him out. I'm gonna have to beat him at some point. He's one of the
best players in the lobby.
probably the bat broke geek gamer one win battle pass owner and he's playing
on controller charred
underdrive heroes hate this one hate this one chat I would already type three
GGs don't send it yet but just type GGs because I'm guaranteed falling to my
death here I am certainly falling to my death here oh no don't type it yet
because now you're okay well now you just jinxed it so that means I'm gonna
I'm not even sure what I'm doing.
See, that's plain skin kind of tough.
So he's just running on the fucking...
Yo, aren't we supposed to stay on the platform until the fuck's happening?
I'm trying to just speedrunning the game.
Oh wait, no, they're getting a limit.
I feel like this part's the easiest.
You just want to kind of stand like a frost third, but not right at the top.
That kid didn't die.
Yo, you guys are stupid.
What?
I know some of my chat is just random from those in the lobby. The holy shit these people suck.
people suck. How hard is it to just say your mic's kind of well as my
nightglow? How hard is it to just stay there. Got it right here?
What are we supposed to do right now? Shoot her, Flippy! You die! You die! Shoot her!
Oh
Ws
Chat trust me, I'm good at fall guys. I was getting I was literally getting ran down right there. They were grieving my game
All right chat. We're calling it there. If you have any videos you have a lot of kids that play video such that give such that
I'm having with some of the videos with lots of kids I play I will be live tomorrow at
330 EST probably we're gonna be ripping
At night haunted ride into
Fucking gamble with your friends again and liars bar with me JT run and Dante's
Friday react a Saturday night live Sunday early react a Monday night live Tuesday sorrow's fours are rising six
maybe another game, but probably not.
Next Wednesday, finishing Subnautica,
maybe random shit if we finish it early next Thursday.
Either Ludwig, Wikipedia Speedrun 007,
or 2v2 Brolybro, next Friday,
our next Friday, next Saturday, the 30th,
through the second, not live for four days.
Back to the fifth, or back to the third doing Reacts games
that we're gonna try out 007.
We're gonna be doing a React HRD stream for Shatterproof,
Yugi collab, setting up a fucking growth shot review stream.
Try not to laugh, watch your shit.
But yeah, not posting on the main gaming today or tomorrow,
but then we're back posting five days a week still.
I just posted the last two weeks straight,
so we're going to not post today and tomorrow on YouTube outside of the VOD channel.
But yeah, go watch the YouTube videos in general outside of that chat.
It was a fun stream all over the place.
I'm sorry we didn't get to Pyro Maniac today
and that we played like that one demo game, which was kind of bad.
But I thought it was fun
Never the last I hope you guys enjoyed more of a chill stream really, but yeah, let's raid who do we want to raid?
might have a chance to get
over this game.
Chris is playing to just try
to become human Devon playing
outer Wilds. What am I I
rated in a while? Oh my god,
have to raid Foxman. I haven't ridden Foxman for ever.
Alright, Bryson Dan, Fox is never well. Oh my God, he's been
live for eight hours. He's in a fucking skin cop. Alright,
appreciate y'all. I'll be on fun and I'll catch you all later.
We're gonna raid in five