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how to spell I said it's it's like every other thumbnail you spell wrong like we
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It's a react day today. I'm live early, okay
I am seeing the movie obsession get ready for an in-depth review on Sunday because I'm not live Saturday
So I had to stream early today chat. I am hype who here has seen it. Is it good?
We watched the trailer yesterday and I think it'll be good.
I haven't seen it. It looks good. It looks like one of those movies where you're just like uncomfortable the entire time and you're like this sucks and then you get out of it, you're like holy shit, it was peak.
Like one of those movies where you're kind of like breathing every five seconds where you're just kind of like holding your breath because it's either awkward, disturbing or scary.
It's gonna be like a mixture of all three anyways chat today's react a early react a got a lot of shit. We're doing today
Run down to the videos today
Exposing Vietnam are not Vietnamese
Exposing Vietnam's mystery needs supply chain the untold story of the largest counterfeit vape operation
Why dictators are necessary sometimes a place in China?
You wouldn't believe exists and the horror of door dash a bit of an educational slash entertaining day
Some would say perchance, but I'm very excited chat. We're going to be having a lot of other reacts on Sunday
I'm not live tomorrow. Sunday. I'm gonna be live at noon. We're doing an early react day on at noon Monday Memorial Day
Not live Tuesday
Soros forza horizon six behind the wheel driving someday
Wednesday, we're finishing Subnautica 2, dubbed for that.
Next Thursday, still don't know what we're doing.
Either a Wikipedia Speed Rage with Blood in 007, or a 2v2 Brovy Bro, we'll see.
Friday's going to be Reacts.
Saturday next week, the 30th to the 2nd, so the 30th, the 31st, 1st, and 2nd,
I'm not live for four days.
Puts you go to YouTube every day and then I'm gone.
Then we're back riding out stream.
The third, Reacts and Games will start 007 or continue at Point Random Games.
We have a charity stream for Shatterproof June 5th, which is helping prevent drug addiction and treat people that are currently addicted to drugs.
Matching chat stone is up to 10k, React Day that day. Planning a group charity big event in mid-late summer.
What else? Newgee collab, Killdozer collab coming up, airport security sucks.
We're doing a try and out the laugh soon and grow shot review soon as well.
So we got a lot of content coming up that is planned.
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Any tips to be more extroverted?
You just got to put yourself out there.
I want to become a barista.
You just got to, you got to fucking,
you got to engage more.
The more you're socially active,
the more it's going to feel more comfortable.
That makes sense.
You don't have to just like immediately just throw yourself
into an extroverted lifestyle, but like, you know,
in a micro way, kind of just introduce more social
interactions to your life.
R6 Rory, thank you for the fucking 150 fucking subs.
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Thank you for the 150 subs though, R6 Rory.
What the fuck, bro?
You did not need to do that.
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two years ago, my parents got divorced.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Wanted to say for the loss of your channel
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And I just broke up because we had off-space
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We did it for two years.
Do you think it would be bad?
If we still hooked up while we're broken up,
yep, it's gonna make it impossible to move on.
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It's chat, don't send bits right now.
We need to lock into the Reacts.
It's only a four hour stream today.
Hard cap, hard cap four hour stream today.
That is why we're only reacting to five videos.
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Let me see if they said anything and anything in the three.
Will you be doing a merch restock soon?
No, we're not restocking merch,
but we will be doing a new merch drop
of non-clothing items in like a month.
What time is he live in Ireland today?
Is he gonna wear white?
Oh, you bet on the prediction on what tank top I was wearing.
Bro, I never wear a white tank top.
I own like one white, okay, let me help you guys out
of the people that pull up to the early predictions.
If you're betting what tank top color I'm wearing,
it is 90% of the time gray or black.
Those are like the only two colors I wear.
I have green, but I have like four black tank tops.
I have like three gray tank tops.
I have like one green, one white,
and then probably like a blue and something else.
Switch it up Baldy.
I buy them in packs.
I always get the white ones dirty
and then they get stained and I throw them out.
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Usually they've been sticking with the flu, Pat.
I've been sticking with the flu, past two days last night
when I was watching a lot of kids ask the dumb question
about girl is mid.
I sleep, I guess it was two, but made her slap me
and go to bed, but it's crazy to see you live, bro.
I'm 32, so I'm onk.
I mean, you're not 32, or not you're not 32.
You're not Unk.
Unk would be like 35.
You got like three more years.
Sorry, I fucking misspoke there.
You are old.
That sounded mean.
You're not, okay, you're not, you're not old.
You're old is, okay, well, you're Pastor Prime.
I'm almost 25 is Prime.
I'm 24.
Once you get 26, you're Pastor Prime.
Um, so you're past I'm 34 dude. Okay. We'll see like you're like one foot in the grave, right?
To put it in perspective
you are
Of life I okay. Sorry. I'm just gonna go on a small rant here. I
Hate when people say 25 is a fourth of the way through your life, but you're not living to 100
Let me let me break the bad news. You've lived in the United States. Okay, there is probably a higher European audience here
So clap up for you guys. You have better health restrictions or regulations. So you might live longer
But if you live in the United States, United States and you and you're 25 and you say, oh, I'm only a fourth of way through my life
Cap you're dying by 75
You're you're dying by 75. You're dying by 80
Maybe 85 in the regular health conditions that we have your may live really long if you have really good genetics
So you might lift to like 90, but like if you're a guy and you're 25, you're probably a third of the way through your life
You're probably a third of the way through your life, but the better the better aspect of it
Okay, there's two two sides of the coin here two sides of the coin here
One side of the coin says that you're a third of the way through your life and that fucking sucks
And every experience you have is gonna seem like less than hindsight because you're having less new experiences
So time's gonna go by quicker
So in actual retrospect to time perspective, you're actually more than a third of the way through your life.
But on the flip side, the first like five years of your life, ten years of your life, you barely really remember and
you couldn't really do anything anyway. So realistically, you have way more time to do stuff. That's like actually life experiences.
But yeah, you're not on Kit32, but you're definitely
You know past past your prime
But why did your wife slap you? I don't understand there was a kid asked a dumb question
My girl was mid asleep, but I guess I was too but made her slap me so the kids question woke your woke your like girlfriend up
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Being on a call with Dante's Jinxie and Ron
The most fun is just sitting there talking
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What
What do you mean Batman
There's an animation on the screen
What
What do you mean someone oh somebody spent 10k on the strict somebody spent 10k bits to do an on-screen celebration
Bro, that is a I can't see who even did that don't do okay. Well, you could do it
You know, I'm not gonna complain, but I can't see who did that
This is the three shock of the thousand buddies. How many people do you think watch you that are over 25?
You want to see a fun fucking statistic?
Not twitch
The highest demographic of my YouTube audience is 25 to 34 like that guy that just said he was 32 is my regular viewer
And a lot of you guys say my audience is a bunch of kids the kids are the ones that are commenting
The most people I'm so dead ass most people that watch me now it used dude
It's full flip in the last six months most of people that walk up to me in public are like Millennials
Maybe it's just like where I'm at, but like hold up. Let me pull up my statistics
This is my age demographic in the last in the last 28 days and
And you got to keep in mind there is a small percentage of not small there is a percentage of people that lie about their age
On obviously YouTube so it's like you know
You might have made your account when you were 16 and you said that you were like 20 and now you're in the wrong demographic
But you're like I I everybody's done that but this is my YouTube demographic
33% of the people that watch me in the last 30 days are 25 to 34.
26%, 13 to 17, 21% 18 to 24.
So the ones down here tend to be people watching on their parents' accounts,
like 55 to 64.
Like, not that many 50-year-olds are actually watching me.
But I had like a whole meeting with a YouTube rep, and they were like,
Dude, your audience is so much older than most people in your demographic.
And they were like, they were like concerned.
And I was like, whoa, like, and they're like, do you know why that is?
I'm like, no, they're like, we need to know why that is.
I guess they want to do like a deep dive on analytics to try
and make other YouTubers have higher 25 to 34 year old audiences.
Why? Because 25 to 34 years old has the most money.
because they don't have kids,
because people don't have kids until they're like 33 now.
So like if you're 25 to 30, they wanna know that
because they can, YouTube makes the most money on people
between like 22 and 35 in terms of like marketability,
political ads, stuff like that.
Like that's like how they make money,
alcohol ads, gambling ads.
So it's like, they're like, why is your audience
a third millennials?
I don't know. I think it's because I watch educational shit and then make fun of it.
Does that make sense? I feel like they were asking me my audience aged up. I was like, well, I think I matured.
So I think my audience got older with me and I think that
older people just watch me. There's younger people that watch me now.
There's younger people that watch me now, but it's changed in in the sense, bro, what is the shit spamming?
I think his name is Biggie Cheese.
His family name, they love you, Dud, Ep.
Get his dumb ass out of here.
Anyways, as I was saying, as I was saying chat, lock in.
Oh my God.
Lock in.
Lock in, chat.
What was I just saying?
Brother just distracted me.
Oh, I have a younger audience that watches me
And I think I've matured.
So yeah, obviously you're going to gain new,
younger audience members.
But I think the people that tend to watch me tend to be older
is because I'm watching a lot more shit react-wise.
That's like educational, you know?
Like if you look at the videos that were,
it's not educational, but it's like exposing
Vietnam's mystery needs supply chain,
untold story of the largest counterfeit vape operation.
It's like not, it's not like Darman.
Like y'all remember when I used to watch Darman every day?
That shit was like, stupid.
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Then I do on YouTube percentage wise
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Somebody that's like a sign to you YouTube wise that you talk to
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Anyways, anyways as I was saying
Anyways
You're I'm saying the average person waits to have kids till they're older
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exposing Vietnam's mystery meat supply chain
This is a mega rat a rat that weighs over eight pounds and
That doesn't even look like a rat
So this is gonna be cooked into something locals
Doesn't that look like a gerbil
Like that is not really a rat as like a thin face. This is an eight pound rat
Maybe they're like that. It's like genetically modified shit. You know what I mean?
Like a cow, like how they're breeding cows to get really fucking fat.
And then they just produce more meat.
It's not like a New York City rat. These are like bread to be eaten.
Kind of like a capybara.
Yeah, capybara, or what's like a... like a mole.
Kind of looks like a mole.
A rat. A rat that weighs over eight pounds.
And so this is going to be cooked into something local say is delicious.
Today I'm tracing the full journey of the bamboo rat.
Discovering whether it's a bizarre delicacy. Oh my goodness
Poor mainstream meat in the city of Hanoi. I would eat it. I
would eat it
Because it doesn't look like a rat
No, bro, I would eat it. I would eat it. I would try it. I your tongue cap, bro
Chats, I've eaten gross ass shit. This doesn't look bad
That I mean, I don't know. I need to see the cross section. What percentage of what does the meat look like people?
Do you think have eaten rat before let's start where it all begins right now?
I'm basically inside a giant rat dormitory here
There are hundreds of rats in in each of these little pods. There is a single rat
You know they're kind of cute
And like crazy I feel like this would be like a fire pet
They're not they're not have you ever seen like a New York rats like disgusting and dirty
These are like, like, aww.
They got yellow ass teeth, you gotta clean that up, but...
When you look at it, it is intimidating,
because these guys have massive teeth.
Would you like to see one? I'm gonna show you.
Filthy, smelly, plague-bridged...
Yeah, see, that's what a rat looks like to me.
In vermin.
That's the type of rat most people imagine.
But the creature in this cozy little pen is a different beast.
Oh, god.
It's four times heavier, with teeth powerful enough
to snap through finger-sized branches.
You should not go anywhere near its neck or face.
You think you can bite your finger off?
You should just go to the tail and pick it up.
Here we go, buddy.
Take a look at that.
Meet the bamboo rat, a creature named after its favorite food.
Look at this big marvel.
A beast, frisky, fuzzy, pudgy, fat, and that's a medium-sized one.
This isn't even the biggest one that they have here at this farm.
They keep calling it a delicacy.
like is this expensive to eat in Vietnam? Like I feel like we watched another video where they
were selling bats for more price-wise than chickens. It wasn't it wasn't Best Food Reviews.
There's an Andrew Frazier video and I don't think it was Vietnam. I think it was the Philippines,
but bats cost more than chickens did. And I just don't see a world where like I'm paying,
Obviously, I'm not in the culture, but I'm like, I'm not gonna pay more for a rat than I would for like a chicken breast
In the wild bamboo rats dwell in burrows in the hilly regions
Oh fuck now, I kept on a wild one
Northern Vietnam
One bite from this
That seems terrifying to grab one of these fuckers
Rat, and it's gonna rip
Look at him fighting
Rip a quarter of your finger off
On farms, they're the largest rodent raised for meat in this country
It's unbelievably cute, I kinda can't believe it
I wanna cuddle with this rat like somebody would cuddle with their cat while sleeping at night
It is so- God, they look so stupid.
That makes me feel better about it.
Is that fucked?
I can't even eat rats anymore,
cause I can't eat mammals.
But like, in my brain,
the amount of fucked up it is to eat an animal
is like based off of how stupid they are.
Like, no seriously,
I would argue it is objectively more fucked up
to eat kill and eat a cow than a chicken.
Like a chicken is bro.
I mean brick wall.
Like they're not, they're not, you know,
they're not there the way that like a pig is, you know,
versus what's like an intelligent animal that we eat?
Do we want to eat a chimpanzee?
Well, Brady, I think we would eat a chimpanzee
if chimpanzees tasted good, if I'm being real.
I don't think it's just intelligence
that's playing a factor on whether or not humans
are eating them.
I think it's also, they taste like shit.
Like somebody's eating a chimpanzee
and gone, this is disgusting.
And so you don't need it.
I don't know, there'd be a pain in the ass
to get the meat from them.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's logistics too.
Like another thing is chimpanzees don't harvest
a lot of meat for how long it takes for them to grow.
Like most farm animals that we eat
are animals that grow rapidly, fuck like crazy
and don't cost a lot to feed.
And in terms of like feeding versus actual output
for how much weight they're gaining.
Like rats grow pretty quick.
So rats make sense to farm,
or I guess what is not called farm.
Oh my God, domesticate is the better term?
I don't really know what I'm looking for.
It's easier to breed rats and harvest their meat.
their meat.
It's so bad that we are bonding.
Braids?
No, I don't know what I'm looking for.
Breed them, yeah.
It's easier to breed rats, because you feed them, they gain weight really quick, you fucking
kill them, there's already nine more generations.
Like this, because later I'm going to be eating either you or one of your friends.
Today, I'll be taste testing multiple bamboo rat recipes, including a countryside dish reserved
only for the brave.
Really, you could take out the blood from the rat?
Yes, see, I don't know. I don't know if I could drink the blood of the rat.
I-I-that would wh-
I would dip-I would dip the meat in the blood.
That-but I don't know if I could drink the blood, because I'd be kind of worried that it'd give me like a parasite or something.
Only for the brave.
Really, you could take out the blood from the rat?
It looks like hot sauce. It does.
Doesn't it look like Frank's red hot?
You could lie to me and tell me that's Frank's Red Hot.
And I hit like, that would be better.
And we want to eat it?
Like I remember when I was a kid, my dad lied to me and he told me Calamari was onion rings.
And I ate like a bunch of them and I was like, nah, they're chewy, they're good.
He was like, you're eating squid.
What?
There are a whole roasted ratzilla served at a premium restaurant in Hanoi.
Not only is it big, it's...it's thick.
You're sick.
My day starts at a rat farm, tucked away in a suburb roughly an hour's drive from Hanoi.
I'm here to reveal the process of bamboo rat farming.
Along for the ride, my friend, Laom.
You and I have a long history with rats.
Previous- I love best food reviews.
Can I say that?
This guy has it on fucking lock.
Like every video is so fun to watch.
I can't react to because it's just like oh in for like informative lame, but like not okay
I'm not lame lame to react to like what am I gonna commentate about but I love the ones where he's like
I'm gonna be eating a bear paw today
I'm eating a horse stick
Here's what it's like in the Mekong Delta. We ate a typical rat
It's a rice field rat
But it's the same kind of rat that you would find in a city
I remember you absolutely having a meltdown over the fact that to prepare the rats
They just cut the head off with a scissors just like
They just grabbed the living rat chopped its head off and then throw it in a like yo, it's scissors
Like staple scissors that
That was kind of shocking to you at that moment really is worth totally right now
We are in a rat farm when you walk into this room. What is your first? Holy shit to be honest?
I feel way back.
Yo, let's just throw up a quick verbal trigger warning here.
You might see an animal.
I'm gonna see a lot of dead animals this video.
I don't really know where this is.
I don't know.
Damn.
I don't know where this is going.
The last half.
Oh, that's good.
You saw it.
Look, you can.
This one right here is just over eight pounds.
Would you like to see it?
Yo, if you showed me that animal,
no part of me would say, oh, that's a rat.
Like, if I saw that in the wild, I'd be like, yeah,
that's some type of like, that's
like a mole. What it yeah I would be like I don't know what that is but not a
ferret it does kind of look like a mixture of a ferret and like a ground
hog or not a ground hog what's another thing that lives in the ground
not a ground hog I'm not a beaver like a gopher but gopher's are kind of small
Would you like to see it up close long I can't see but don't touch
Look how fuzzy and cute that thing is long fat as shit cute. Yes. Why don't you touch it a little bit?
You know the weirdest thing is when people name their animals that they end up killing and eating I find that odd
Like if you name an animal, I would say that's a pet
like obviously they're not naming it but there's like people in the US that like
name pigs they raise and then they kill and eat them and they're like I'm
eating Fred as bacon I'm like why are you doing that like I'm not naming I'm
not naming it I'm not building any sort of relationship with that animal if I
know I'm gonna eat it you touch his belly the second I pet the animal it's
cooked I can't kill it like that's and I know that's like a weird thing like
that here's ears were like the vegan like that vegan teacher would be like
crashing out on me like oh my god how would you eat it then well because it's
still fucking food you know it's the whole point the animal wouldn't exist
unless we were farming it but like yeah I couldn't name it like if I was at a
farm and I'm petting a cow I'd be like oh my god this is so this is sad I cannot
see the nipples but why do you want to because it's look weird you know like
normally there's something here is not the first thing I look for but that's
cool that's good to know you want to grab it by the tail it's kind of gentle
What's moving around? It doesn't love being held by the tail, but it doesn't hurt it.
Can you see it's nipples now?
I still don't see any.
Okay, maybe we need a magnifying glass.
I'm staring straight at his butt hole, buddy.
This chubby fellow is one of-
It's the only thing I saw. I didn't see any fucking nipples.
Over 300 in front of us are spreading shit everywhere.
We're bamboo rats on this farm, all lovingly pampered by Mr. Toon.
Can we talk about the rat life cycle from birth to the time that they're ready to sell?
First of all, how do you get the rats to...
You know?
I call them...
How are you gonna fuck?
I feel like you just put them in the same fucking thing
and they'll do it.
I mean, it's rats, bro.
There's no way, there's no way you have to like,
pandas, you have to show them porn.
That's a real thing.
I knew you guys were gonna say toon toon toon toon toon.
That was delayed on that one.
I, the second they said Mr. Toon,
I was like, you just give it 10 seconds.
Somebody's gonna fucking say that shit.
Bro, no pandas, that's a real thing.
There's like a short window that pandas reproduce.
So they showed Panda, like to get Pandas aroused,
they'll show them like videos of other Pandas having sex.
Do Pandas watch porn?
Yes, zookeepers and researchers at breeding centers
in China and Thailand show Panda porn
to giant Pandas to make them horny.
Look it up.
That's the real thing.
Their sex drive is so low that to make Pandas reproduce
in the window that they have to, they show them porn,
But not human porn.
To put a male with a female in one container like that,
then that is happening.
Easier than I expected.
Tell that to Japan.
Don't tell people to look it up.
I'm not telling people to look up panda porn.
I'm telling people to look up if that's a fact or not.
After six weeks of pregnancy,
a bamboo rat mom pops out four to eight pups.
They start life on milk,
then move on to hard food after a month and a half.
Mr. Tung feeds the crew twice daily,
Serving up bamboo, corn, and cassava stems.
A routine he has.
Oh, corn.
Sorry.
Holy shit.
Refined over six years in the bamboo rat raising business.
I'm curious, how did you get into this job?
I mean, put him here.
He started raising at Hopi first,
and it turned to business later.
I like that.
I mean, as hobbies go, this is pretty out there.
Is raising rats lucrative?
Can you make a lot of money doing this?
Compared to other livestock raising,
this one is way better.
It's very rare.
What?!
You make more money,
you make more money raising rats than like chickens.
At the moment, it's not like everybody can raise it,
you have to have the technique, you have the secret,
that's why they can scale very high price.
One year of crunching on good food
and sleeping in a cozy single room,
and these bamboo rats hit-
Nah, see, now I'm gonna get so sad when they-
when they fucking kill them.
Nearly seven pounds.
The idea wait to hit the market.
Mr. Tom's Rats sell for double the price of beef in Vietnam and his main
Customers are restaurants in Hanoi in Hanoi. What percentage of people do these fucking rats sell for twice as much as beef
Like a full like what cut of beef like just cow and like a whole cow in general or like fillets
Do you think have eaten rats 10% 5% I would say
40%
That's so something I call a rat farmer bias.
When your whole world is rats, you think everyone's eating rats.
Basically, you know,
if you have a single restaurant in Hanoi,
you would sell this one.
Really? I gotta check these menus a little bit more closely.
Before hitting Hanoi streets to see...
Nyaaah!
I don't know.
Eat a rat.
Like, see in the teeth?
Oh, Jesus.
meat really has become mainstream and before treating
he really is fucking uh he really is you know just lathering it in sauce which i do vibe with
make it taste good needs to see if rat meat really has become a bit of a marinade we got going on here
mainstream and before treating ourselves to two plus-sized rat dishes
They don't have dog meat.
Lam and I attempt to take on...
...on some countryside...
...okay, with a dish that separates the brave from the squeamish.
You'll find it here.
I'm gonna get it. It looks like dog...
I'm gonna say that at a restaurant, bro.
That is...
That is...
...spot.
From the rat farm in a local drinking spot.
So right here we have a couple of delicious looking furry rats.
furry rats we're not actually gonna be eating the rat meat yet instead we're
gonna be eating the blood in addition
should I scan this to see if they kill a rat on the video
I think we're fine.
But is he a local?
Like I understand he's the translator and the guy that's along the ride with him, also
probably a creator.
But like, he seems as shocked about eating rats as the other guy.
Deep gun or raw blood pudding is exactly what it sounds like, a bowl of raw blood.
Is that nutritious?
Like what, outside of iron, what are you getting out of that?
To jazz it up, they mix in herbs and minced meat.
Duck blood is the classic choice for this dish.
This is like that you ever order something that looks good on the menu and then it shows
up and you're like, oh, fuck, you get like a little risky pick at a restaurant, you like
read it and you're like, oh, it's kind of out there for me, but I'm going to order it
and then it comes out and you're looking at it and you're like, oh, no, this is bad.
This is like one of those things.
I'm like, oh, a minced meat and herbs.
Okay.
Comes out.
It's like, oh, I don't want that before, but that's one is not my favorite to be honest.
It's not my favorite.
But even if it's like your second or third favorite, that's so pretty good.
Is it in your top 10?
Oh, deep gun has been, I couldn't do it.
I don't.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
I think if I'm like, okay, I couldn't do it unless I was like really drunk.
If I was, okay.
Sketty, you're saying you couldn't do it, bro.
If I'm at the point where it's like 3am, I'm done at the bar.
I'm kind of hammered and I'm just starving.
I think you could put anything in front of me, and I'd eat it.
I, like, almost any, not like, stir-strawing, but like, I'd try it.
I don't know, this smell is the biggest thing. Smell and texture for me, food-wise.
Like, if I bite into something, and it has a mouthfeel that's opposite of what I think it would be,
then I, oh my god, yo, actually, sorry, I just got so distracted, I was reading the language, and I was like, oh my god, Vietnam.
Geo-guessir. Geo-guessir has brain-rodded my brain so much that I'm like, oh, I recognize their language.
For ages, but food safety concerns still make some locals think-
To die after eating raw blood, raw pig blood pudding. This was 2025. Six of 17 people were hospitalized?
Yeah, I think I'm probably not gonna take part in the pig blood thing.
Twice about eating it.
But when it's made with rat blood, well that might require thinking three times.
Is this a common dish or something that he's tried or if you haven't prepared before?
He didn't make it.
I made it once or twice.
I thought a lot of people were eating it and I myself ate it so I can guarantee they'd say.
Okay, let me double check.
I am in Vietnam and I'm going to eat raw rat blood.
It should be fine, right? Anything to worry about?
Even if they're farmed rats, there's still a bit of caution to keep in mind. Farmed or not, raw blood dishes can carry some health risks
Just because any raw animal product can have bacteria or-
You know where we're asking chat you PT what we're gonna do? You were hitting up Bernard
Yo Bernard, bout to eat some rat blood
What are your thoughts?
No, hey, what's up, man? Glad you asked me Bernard here
I'm just letting you know that eating rat blooding might not be as good of an idea as you think it is
And then it goes on a fucking nine paragraph rant.
Parasites, but hey, if it's a local delicacy,
and it's prepared in a way that locals have been doing safely,
just make sure you trust your source.
Our source is that guy?
Yes.
How do you feel about our source?
Hey, look, we are just worth it to me.
Honest and sincere.
Yeah.
Yo, wait a minute.
A trusted chef dispatches the bamboo rat,
collects its blood in a bowl, and saves it for later.
Now he prepares the rat meat, then
soon join the blood. This feels like some shit I would order at like a rat like a bar for a shot.
Y'all have the rat blood shot and it's like a mixture of fucking rat blood,
sriracha and vodka or something and it curdles. First like something no you wouldn't. No I'm
just saying like I don't see this as like a dish I would be like oh I'm gonna eat the whole fucking
thing. The body is soaked. You're lying. And the fur is removed. Then he covers the rat with straw
and sets it on fire, burning away any remaining hair.
Not looking at that now. Got a little brown tin on him. He's looking pretty good.
The scorched rat is split open.
And it's run.
And it no longer looks good.
Okay.
Then dropped into boiling water.
When the whole rat is cooked through, our chef debones it.
Oh god.
Oh god.
This is like picking apart a fucking rotisserie chicken man.
You're just staring at a bunch of meat and bones and you're like, I don't know where
to go from here. I'm just gonna start nibbling on shit. Then menses it with basil and cilantro.
We're now one step away from finishing the raw blood pudding. This recipe is strange enough,
but what I'm about to find out will completely change the way I look at Vietnamese food.
Right now we're in the countryside where it's not so unusual for people. Bro, you know the hardest
part about having this job is if you're not liking something, you're sitting right in front of the
chef that made it and you're actively reviewing it. Like you obviously you have to you have
to pass this mental barrier of like oh this is like you know a part of a culture that
I haven't been a part of I you know this is something that I'm not used to. But you're
eating it and say you just like want to vomit like you got it you got to hold that down
you got to hold that down you know chefs right in front of you.
But in the city of Hanoi, what percentage of people do you think have eaten rat before?
Do you know the dumb?
90%!
He thinks 90% of people in the world have eaten rats?
Eating rat.
But in the city of Hanoi, what percentage of people do you think have eaten rat before?
Do you know the dumb?
90%!
Really?
90%?!
That number's unhinged, it's outrageous!
There's no, see, can I take a look at what's difficult about the position I'm in, Laom,
is I'm doing a video about rat, and there's like Vietnamese Americans watching this, and
they're like, oh cool, make it seem like all Vietnamese eat rat, and I'm going, no, no,
just a handful eat rat, but then the Vietnamese folks are like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we all eat it, no, no, no, we all eat it here.
He's trying to show like, oh, this is not something that's like that common.
Oh no, everybody here eats it.
It's everyone
Still feeling unconvinced okay, yeah, maybe 90% of people have eaten it
But that doesn't mean that 90% of people continue to eat it right that could be something
That's like all everybody's tried the answers we heard from the rat farmer and the red chef
Well, man, I decide to run our own survey just start interviewing people on the side of the road. Yeah, that's fair treats of Hanoi
I want to find out how many people have actually eaten this bizarre food
What?
But before that, it's time to face-
I mean, bro, if it's on every menu in your fucking city, at some point you're eating it.
Like, if you're in a- if you're in an area that eats horse, right?
Like, there's a lot of countries that eat horse.
Even if you're not somebody that actively eats horse,
if you go to a restaurant and every single restaurant you go to,
horse is on the menu, at some point you're going,
yeah, fuck it.
You know?
Nah, fuck it, I'll try it.
That raw blood pudding.
This is gonna be our first taste of rat.
How do you feel about that?
I'm curious to see how it looks.
Three, two, one.
Oh my goodness!
Remember that-
What?
Oh, don't tell me it's just a bowl of blood.
A bowl of rat blood.
It's mixed with water and fish sauce
before it joins the minced rat meat.
The file product sits before us now.
It's three-dimensional.
Oh, it's coming out at me.
It's-
Yeah, like, dude, that actually looks like like brains in a bowl.
Mentional is coming out at me. That's all I just want to know what it tastes like a lot of what I haven't seen
Is that weird that like I I don't think I would enjoy it
But since I've been doing a lot of these like weird food reviews and I've eaten grow shit on stream
Part of me has like a weird curiosity to being like I yeah, I put that in my mouth
pause
Yeah, I'd try it, you know, like I I wouldn't want to be like, oh, I'm gonna order a whole dish because I know I wouldn't like it
I'd be like give me a spoonful
Yeah, probably like straight metal and fat, if I'm being honest, because it's like soaking
in blood and you're also just eating minced rat, so it's just every part of it, so it's
gonna be really fatty.
Such?
For like over 10 years, and you believe it?
Last time, duck, thick and not this one.
Which bothers you more to think about eating?
Duck blood or rent blood?
Well, of course.
Oh, don't smell it.
Oh, that's a risky play.
I dare not to even smell.
I'm gonna try.
I didn't have to even smell. I would try.
Yeah, that's what you gotta do.
Alright, fuck that. That's just gonna psych yourself out.
If you smell it, that's just ruining, immediately ruining the entire experience.
You just gotta fucking eat it.
Oh my god, no!
Oh, no, I would rather be...
I would rather it be I'm gonna stop looking at it
I would rather it be liquidy. No, dude the texture fucks me up like Jello. Oh my god
that the reason that fucks me up so bad is because oh
My god, I come from like a like a part German family and this is really popular
It's called head cheese and it looks like it has the same consistency and this is the fuck and most discussed
The most disgusting thing. Oh my god. It's so bad. Oh my god. Had cheese is so bad
Oh, it's just the texture dude. Yeah, I'm not that excited either. It's pretty intense
He's eaten so many things though that he's just stone cold Steve Austin
I've seen him eat an alive fish like this is not gonna phase him
You feel the fucking you feel the gag in your throat you're like oh no
Try to appreciate it don't think about the blood think about the flavors. There's some good flavors in there
It's meaty some gristle gets all been cut down into a fine mince. So it's kind of a chewy texture
Bro, you're saying it's
Meaty and there's gristle, but I'm only seeing gristle in some gristle. It's all been cut like that's all fat
down into a fine mince. So it's kind of a chewy texture to it, right?
I'm kind of walking through this. You're going to make it through.
Oh, no, no, no! When you hit it, right when you hit that point where you're holding your breath and you're just going...
Just be chewing, staring at the beer, any liquid, you're like, I'm going to swallow this. I'm going to swallow this, I'm going to swallow this.
As you're focused on chewing that milky blood, it kind of dissolves in your mouth and then
just goes straight down your throat.
Then there's the aromatics.
You can taste coriander and some real fresh flavors in there.
Oh yeah dude, you put the fucking, I've had that so many times.
On and off, you're eating something gross.
You fucking fill your mouth with liquid, just chill.
Yeah, get it down.
I do not vomit, you know.
I'm gonna tell the chef later. That's one of the I fucking love this guy as complements in this restaurant
I think it's about a mentality right because I know it's not that
So that's interesting because someone's mentality when eating food is what creates the whole experience
So I'm gonna ask you to take one more bite at this time. Oh my god. No, it dude. Where did am I crazier?
Did more meat spawn in the bowl?
I want you to really put yourself in the shoes of a countryside person here in Vietnam
and I want you to try to understand
what it is that they enjoy about it.
Better?
A bit better.
Not that scary feeling like the first time,
but I cannot tell you that it delish.
Nah, bro, you just doused that shit
in some fucking Frank's red hot,
now I'm eating it.
I think anything and everything tastes okay with hot sauce.
Just do something.
No, you're not even.
That's bullshit, bro. If you cover it in something spi- bro, why do you think that so many things
have so much spice in them because it makes anything taste good?
Like spices, not just spices, like spicy, like hot shit, just m- just masks any potentially foul flavor.
After powering through the blood course,
we're ready to take on the final boss.
Okay, not so strong so strong in chat the thing about I'm saying okay
If you removed smell maybe but sir strong is so bad smelling that like hot sauce is not
One hour of driving house was not fixing takes us from the countryside to central Hanoi a bustling modern metropolis over eight million
Oh my god, dude, I'm just imagining. I'm in a geogas or lobby. I probably spawned here
I've dead ass probably spawned right here, and I'm zooming out on the sign
A new E-Spring, Banche, the fucking thing over the O.
Here, Vietnam, Vietnam!
A big city chef will reveal how common rat meat really is.
I was told previously that most of the restaurants in Hanoi are serving rats.
Do you think that's true?
And we'll sit down to a two course meat.
Can I have a Louis Vuitton shirt?
You'll meet from giant bamboo rats.
That looks good as fuck.
Like, I eat that.
And that.
It looks a little too fatty.
Giant bamboo rat.
The feet.
Yeah, that's the foot.
While waiting for it.
I'm not eating the foot.
I'm not eating the foot.
Arrival, the chef kicks off the first course,
a whole roasted rat.
Our chef starts with the scorched rodents,
removing its ribs and spine.
The rat is thoroughly rubbed down the restaurant's secret rat
marinade.
when the oven takes over roasting the rat bro every time we watch like a food
review video like this and they're chopping up a dead animal so many people
like oh I'm gonna throw up brother you're eating you're eating like dead
animals every day like how do you think that like you buy it from a store pre
packaged in like tenderloins and shit brother hack in that motherfucker to
pieces that is a dead animal you're eating a debt you're eating a piece of a
that animal that's like, nicely packaged and cleaned.
After over two hours.
So I'm fascinated by rat in Hanoi.
I mean, while we went to already,
it was a little bit more understandable.
We ate a strange food, we ate raw.
Honestly, eating the leg of a rat
might be like a chicken leg.
Not rat's blood, but we were in the countryside.
We were in a place where anything goes,
but now we're actually in the city.
And I was told previously that most of the restaurants
in Hanoi are serving rats.
Do you think that's true?
This is blowing my mind.
So then I have to go to the question I've been asking everybody.
In your opinion, about what percentage of people in Hanoi have actually eaten rat before?
More than 50% or 50%.
Really?
Yeah.
See, that seems more realistic, like half of the population.
At this point, I'm starting to believe that rat meat is more popular than I ever suspected,
but I still want some unbiased opinions.
Now we are right outside of a rat restaurant, and Laum is asking folks in the street if they've ever eaten rat before
I know he has. Oh my god. My idea here is to ask about ten different people. That's a good sample size
Yes, yeah, what I love lounge commitment. Keep going keep going
He's like individually talking to everybody I would just be screaming raise your hand if you've ever eaten rat raise your hand if you've ever eaten rat
In the beginning they said they tried rap and now person after person saying no
It's because they're shy and they don't want their identities revealed to the world. It could be that
What do you what are you like ashamed you I'd be like hell yeah, I've eaten a fucking rat
How many people did you just ask I think about like 15 and it seems like you got three yeses three or four
I expect they would say no at least 80 or 90 was that so you're surprised
Yeah, that's right test don't really get stronger than this we went out to the streets
We asked the people and in the end we confirmed that roughly
30% of the population and Hanoi has tried rat before and now we're gonna try it for ourselves
All right guys after two hours of roasting here. We have the final product a whole roasted rat a
Rat that started at a weight of over eight pounds. This thing is a rat Zilla not only is it big
It's thick. Look at its girth from top to bottom even though it's been slick. Dude, the thing is like if you fucking if you cook something like well enough
It'll look good
Like this looks good. Like the skin is like
caramelized
down the middle and like it just looks like a roasted chicken this bit here is like a little off-putting
It opened the most disconcerting part of this rat is that you can still see like it's little claws and hands cute little hands that it was using to
Yeah, that's the thing like whenever I go to it's like certain restaurants, but especially in other countries all order fish and
They'll give me the fish with the head on and that's usually like a who
Just chop it off. Let's just hack it off
Like I that's the one thing. It's like I that's like a mental thing
Like, I'm staring at the eyeball of the thing that I'm eating.
Grab on to bamboo and gnaw on it with its big overgrown teeth,
but I gotta say, overall, it looks appetizing.
I mean, the sissy liberal.
What a sissy liberal-ass thing.
I fucking shoot a deer and eat it while it's still living.
While it's kicking, I'm fucking biting it.
I'm sucking the blood out of its fucking neck.
For a wrap.
One thing I think we could probably get rid of though is the tail.
Is that really neat to stay on?
You can eat the tail.
Not necessary.
To make the rat visually and literally easier to digest.
Like is that fat or meat?
Chef chops the roasted rodent into bite-sized pieces.
Like that's not edible.
This bit is pieces.
This whole episode I've been going back and forth trying to figure out
are a lot of people eating rat or not.
It turns out probably they are.
But the question is, why are folks in Vietnam eating rat meat?
It's actually a delicacy of a particular region.
Normally, they would eat this kind of dish during some special occasion of the family
compared to other kind of meats. This one in particular is uniquely delicious.
Now, you and I, six years ago, we ate rat together in the Mekong Delta.
Oh my God, look at that! You're seriously cutting the head and then...
Oh, no, that's not here. It's on your head.
This time you're going to be trying an even bigger rat.
What do you think?
What's the thing I can say that I feel better?
I don't see the whole rat setting up on the plate.
What do you think they're going to have like a big disgusting
a whole roasted rat like?
You remember the experience I had like years ago
in the back of Delta?
They just took the whole spinning rat.
For this one it looked like pork,
even this one like beef.
So I feel kind of ready, you know?
Okay, good.
Right here we have a rat stir fry,
and right here we have the roasted rat.
I think we should...
The stir fry looks good as fuck.
Start with this right here.
Our stir-fried dish begins with a scorched...
It kind of just looks like a beef stir-fried.
bamboo rat, stripped clean of its bones.
The chef cuts thin strips of rat skin and meat.
Then brings them to the cooking station.
Oh hell yeah, bro. You break out the wok.
It is going to be a good dish.
Huh.
Walk oil goes in, followed by lemongrass, ginger, shallots, fermented shrimp paste, and a tapioca slurry.
And in goes the rat meat and skin.
Oh yeah, no, see that looks good because they cut out all the fucking fat.
That's what I don't like, bro.
Oh my god.
When I see it, it's always old people too.
They order like a fucking New York strip or like some sort of steak that's eaten the grassal.
I'm staring at it.
That's like the one bit I don't want.
Like, I want a tender-ass steak. That's why I hate Wagyu beef.
I think Wagyu beef is good for, like, two bites, and then it's just too much fat.
Like, it's so fatty.
Our chef gives the wok a few confident tosses, then adds in fish sauce to enhance the flavor.
Basil and fresh chilies offer a hint of freshness.
A few more tosses, and the food is ready for plating.
Dude, I never understand wok cooking because they'll be done a whole dish in like a minute.
And I'm just going how hot is that, that it's not burning it, but it's cooking it all the
way through.
What's unique about this rat is its skin is so thick, unlike me.
I have more of a thin skin.
Be gentle in the comments, guys.
Should we try the skin first?
Sure.
These are really tiny pieces.
I don't know, I feel a little bit ripped off, like, those ranchers are so big, part of me wants to be able to rip my teeth through.
Somebody in chat just said Mexican foods better, and I'm not, like, disagreeing by any means, but I-
I wanted to be known that a lot of the time that people say, oh, this food's better.
You actually haven't had, like, authentic, I'm not saying you, but I'm saying a lot of people that are, like, Mexican foods better.
They mean, like, burritos.
And fucking fajitos and shit.
Like, you haven't had, like, authentic urine in the middle of Mexico, Mexican food.
Like, you're just eating it.
You're saying, like, oh, my local fucking Mexican American place is awesome.
It's like, dude, that's not a giant.
Like, this is like, they're in Hanoi, Vietnam, eating an authentic Vietnamese dish.
Rat thigh.
But they've taken that opportunity away from me.
Now I get why they cut it so thin.
You like it?
It's similar to the skin and cow.
Yeah.
I think it's tougher.
It's very tough.
Oh yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Definitely a drinking food.
Something you can kind of gnaw on while you drink beer.
It doesn't taste like grass at all.
This is great.
You look delighted.
It's a meat.
Why don't we try more of the meat?
The meat, right.
Give me more tender.
The meat, really good.
It's very fatty.
It's not dry.
It's not lean.
Let's see.
Mm-hmm.
The meat tastes somewhat neutral.
It's not gamey or punky or weird.
And I gotta say, it does taste kind of rich,
like beef.
Maybe it's really good.
Say it again.
It's good, honestly.
I kind of believe like into the modern city of Hanoi, right, in a fancy restaurant like
this, rat can be served at a delicacy.
Yeah, I had no idea.
Not only am I surprised.
Bro, do you think it would be a good idea for a business in the US to serve rat?
Like Arby's.
Well, somebody said Arby's, like Arby's meat moose knuckles, they're little steak nuggets,
no.
You think that would do more harm than good?
If Arby's came out with like rat nuggets,
I think that would blow up.
That would be like, it would probably bring
negative publicity, but I feel like people would be like,
dude, imagine the YouTube videos.
The one guy with the select back hair, what's his name?
He always wears a suit and tie.
He's a very prestigious food reviewer.
Imagine that guy, he's like, you know,
he's a little nerdy, you have Revubra,
but he's so serious about it.
That's what people fuck with him going to Arby's and being like alright. We're trying the their rat nuggets today
To see rat in a restaurant like this in the city, but the preparation it's unreal. This is the best rat preparation eats it
throws up immediately well
The texture is pretty off-putting. I think I've ever had and you're right
It's because they're not trying to preserve the shape of the rat
They're just trying to make it taste as good as Bob Bitt's Joe game thinking of the three now. You're not looking for editors right now
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I would probably take applications if I was looking for one, but right now you can't apply
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There's a little part of it. But then there's this. Hope you guys have a good day.
Can I say something before we eat? Yeah. When I first look at it, it looked like dog meat.
This is presented like this. Yeah, you know, even like the lemongrass, the ginger,
high bezel, and even this one, I don't know how to call it in English,
but this one is really something that we eat with dog meat.
How do you know so much about how dog meat is served?
It's my father. It's a lot of dog meat before.
So the last time I ate dog meat, I was planning something years ago. But then I stopped.
This is insane.
Yeah, we watched a video about them cooking dogs too.
And dog meats prepare very similarly.
Like the meat on the outside looks the same.
Where it's like, it's like, it's just skin that's kind of like clearly like
crossed it brown.
Sure.
Hi Bezo and even this one Lambo, I don't know how to call it in English,
but this one is really something to eat with dog meat.
How do you know so much about how dog meat is served?
Because it's a pork belly.
For something fatty like this, I would like combine with like a big Lambo and
And we're only enough like it.
So here we have the fermented shrimp paste.
Gonna give it just a little kiss of flavor.
We don't wanna cover up that rat too much.
Oh, they don't fuck with that.
Well, it's so tough.
It's pretty rubbery, but the layers, it's fat.
Dude, it was just straight fat.
Like you just ate a whole piece of fat.
You got that same thick skin that's hard to chew through.
There's protein, but it takes a lot of chewing
to get through that.
It says the fermented shrimp paste is so potent.
Oh my God, I put way too much on there.
Here I got a bite, a little bit more meat.
Let's try to chase it a little bit of ginger.
Better.
These big monster bites with a lot of fat, skin, and meat
was too difficult to get through.
Smaller bites, that's the way to go.
I would say 80% like dog meat.
Maybe dog meat, the skin ain't not the chewy,
but the meat and the fat, it's just quite the same.
That's good if you're trying to get off cigarettes,
you could take a nicotine pouch.
So if you're trying to get off dog,
Here, 80% of the dog's flavor, 0% of the guilt.
When I started this video, I assumed that I would have to kind of put a disclaimer that not many of you-
Bro, what does dog taste like though? Just like a chewy ass pork?
These people are eating this, but from everyone we've talked to today, a good amount of people have eaten mass before.
So I guess me now, I'm trying to figure out, is this a food that should be a relic of the past?
Or is-
Why are people saying Ludwig?
Ludwig and String?
Oh, Ludwig's here.
What's up, Lud?
Ludwig, would you try rat with me in Vietnam?
Oh, I can't eat rat.
Would you try rat in Vietnam?
I feel like Ludwig would try that.
Does this guy look like your dad?
No.
No, you think that guy looks like me?
Rat the meat of the future.
Because there are benefits to raising rats.
They require less water and energy.
You're right.
They require less water and energy.
You respond to my fucking discord message, bum.
Are we Wikipedia speed racing?
To race, they consume less food than a cow or a pig would.
They're pretty clean and we're in a huge city
with very good food all over the place.
And rat is prevalent and appreciated.
So that to me says rat meat might have a bright future in Vietnam
and maybe the world.
Why not?
So the last time we ate rat, that was six years ago.
In six more years, let's do it again.
Yeah.
And by then we should know if rat meat has taken over Vietnam.
Okay, so do you eat or less?
Let's go tomorrow. Yeah, but like I feel like you could produce rat
You could make rat meat mad cheap though
Like you should like there's a world where you could fucking mass produce rats the way you do chickens
But probably even quicker because their offspring is crazy and
Their mammals so they're just like popping out
You don't kind of wait for them to hatch and you don't have a hatchery for them like maybe growth is slower
But they're kind of like instantly
I'm not going to be completely passing this phase of like hibernation or not hibernation in egg, but like in the egg phase.
All right, that was a fun video though. I love watching that shit. All right chat walk in next bit. Here we go.
I'm obviously blood said anything. I've got to try anything once with you.
You heard it here first folks. Ludwig would try anything once with me, he said.
anything
You can't have it open-ended like that there acts they give the subject J and tracks of the sub Maddie the three I took a Mormon's virginity
Thanks for sharing Maddie appreciate it Tim but the subject of the thousand buddies
Anything anything he says I
Have a few gross you know one thing that I would never try out of fear even though I know the chefs are really I
Actually kind of wonder if Ludwig's tribe this I don't know if you're still here. What is it called Fuji?
in Japan. Oh my god, what is it called where they eat puffer fish? Fugu. Fugu.
Yeah, and it's like if they prepare it wrong you die. But it's like really thinly sliced
Sashimi of puffer fish and if it's like the guy fucks it up you'll get poisoned and die
But it's supposed to be pretty good and it's really expensive because you have to pay it like I'm pretty
I don't know if it's hard to get but it's you have to you have to take like years of training to be able to be like certified to
cut
Puffer fish in the right way
It's kind of like roulette. I would maybe try one
I would have to go to like the highest end Fugu I could get, though.
That would be- that's what would make me feel safe.
Like, if I was ever in Japan and I was gonna try Fugu, I would go to the most expensive Japanese restaurant where they serve it.
Because then I'd be like, oh yeah, they're not gonna fuck me up.
Fugu, yeah, that shit's chill. Oh, you've eaten that.
Non-sexual, but doesn't include heroin. Okay, so...
What would you say? You could try anything once non-sexual, including heroin.
Dirty needle or non-dirty needle?
I think fishbones kill more people.
Street vendor Fugu for $1.
Let's live a little.
Let's go buy Fugu from a dude that's just
chopping it up with a rusty chef's knife.
A rusty chef's knife.
Like that one Total Drama Island clip.
Holy shit.
That would be terrifying.
Oh my god.
Who's that one guy?
It's like Nashedag Brady.
He ate cold pork in Vietnam.
And then he got food poisoning.
Wait, Mashedag Brady Cold Pork.
I don't know if I could show this.
Cause he throws up.
Suck in actual roasts!
Why is there an edit of this?
Just show me the-
I'm in Bangkok in time!
I think this is it.
Wait, I gotta scan that.
As you can see, I'm-
Eat Cold Pork on the-
Bro, this shit.
Hold up.
I'm in Bangkok in Thailand, as you can see I'm currently stuck.
Pass, pass, pass.
I'm in Bangkok in Thailand.
This shit.
But as you can see I'm currently stuck in an actual road.
Which is weird I think.
But we've got ourselves a pad thai chicken pad thai.
And this, this is what I'm excited about.
Crispy pork belly bites I think.
It's actually really cold.
Actually cold, which is weird.
Obviously not supposed to be cold.
It has poisoned me.
Do not fucking eat cold pork on the side of the road in Bangkok.
Because you will get food poisoning.
I'm in Bangkok.
Covered in sweat, bro. Covered in sweat.
Holy shit. I can't imagine getting food poisoning in another country.
I had the shits in Mexico.
I drank bad water or something.
I had to take some sort of medicine.
Because I was pooping every like 10 minutes just like pissing out of my ass
Pinned oh VIP LUD. Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. I should actually just do that
Sushi and good for the sub tracks of J for the sub crucifix and some out of the parade. All right, yo chat next video
The untold story of largest counterfeit vape operation
It was in early 2018 when two brothers from a small town in Wisconsin had dreams of making
meals.
The younger one, a kid named Tyler Huffhines, had been a hustler his whole life, always
listening to...
Wait, counterfeit babes like nicotine babes or probably carts, because you're not making
money counterfeiting nick babes.
Nick babes are like $10.
In on his mother's business meetings, flipping sneakers and used cars and...
Yo, what's up, Skye?
in the stock market, the day he-
Bro, I got a VIP sky too, what the fuck?
Turned 18.
But his whole life changed when his older brother, Jacob, introduced him to the-
I pay 30? You pay $30 for a fucking nicotine vape?
Oh, probably one of the big, like, 10,000 puff puff bars, though.
I don't know how much vapes cost.
Like, not- I know how much carts cost.
I don't know how much nicotine vapes cost.
World of t-
I know like disposables though. It depends on how big it is
Kind of like getting like a one gram two gram cart
You're paying more for the amount of puffs that you're getting
Hc car. Oh my god. I never saw the tricks cocoa puffs or what is that chronic carts?
I saw dude. There's a kid in my high school that had one of the Rick and Morty ones
That shit was like for a certain vitamin E
Dude, Mario Kart, Rick and Morty Kart, some shit like that, holy.
Now Tyler was never the type of guy to get high, but-
I wonder what was in those, because they had to put, there had to be enough THC for it to
be convincing.
Like even if you're like, oh they're selling fake shit, like they can't full cut it.
Because if you're not getting high, you're not going to smoke it.
When he realized how lucrative a business counterfeit cards were, he couldn't resist
taking advantage. Tyler's entrepreneurial spirit, paired with
Jacob's extensive knowledge of the THC cart market, led him and his
brother to create the largest illegal counterfeit vape operation in the US,
selling an estimated 2.9 million cards and making millions of dollars.
How are they manufacturing that 2.9 million cards? You wouldn't need to
have like an actual facility pumping these out in just a year and a half.
However, thanks to some strict parents and their kid, the Huff Hines
Brothers operation came crashing down just as fast as they grew it two brothers face Chargers in a large-scale
counterfeit they bro and what's crazy is you know they churn more money than
Anyone else putting counterfeit carts out because bro you name that shit some dumb fruity pebbles
Coco puffs fucking anything anything that's like related to pop culture or like some sort of kid cartoon
You say it's gonna taste like fucking rainbows mother fuckers will eat that shit up. Oh
My god the fucking slurp juice cart. Wait, they had one of those slurp juice THC cart. Oh
My god the fortnight, is this a fake image though
Blue that's how you know you're getting fucking you're getting lung collapsing damage blue
Blue oil slurp juice hybrid coming in a fucking plastic package like you're
getting like some shitty five below toy being operation authority say their
mother was in on they seized THC products with I'd smoke us I'd smoke a
sour patch kid I'd probably tap that for the one time THC products with the
street value of 1.5 million dollars.
Tucked in the West Osharee.
That's really bad.
I used to, I used to buy, I used to buy two grand ghost cards for $30.
Those had to be fake.
And, and after like a day of using them, I would, okay, so here's what's crazy.
I would get them from my boy who knew a guy who knew a guy.
So that's how sketchy this was.
Like I'm buying them from my friend who's getting them from a guy who knows a guy who he's buying them from
So this is like a four-man chain down the line
This could be a dude that lives in like fucking Guam that I'm buying these carts from right through a dude through dude through dude
And I was buying him he'd be like which ones you have we have these flavors. I would hit him like five times
It would immediately be burnt. Oh my god. I feel it right here in my cheeks
I'd hit it and it would be so burnt that I would like my whole body would shrivel and I'd go. Nah, it's fine
In of southeastern horrible smoking cars are just inhaling straight metal dude
Don't smoke carts at all
Wisconsin is the quiet village of paddock lake
Surrounded by vast farmlands quiet country roads and dotted with clusters of trees. Why would you do that to yourself?
Because I would and I wanted to get high and not spend money at a dispensary
Now, I got money.
I also wasn't 21 at the time, but now I got money, so, you know, I could just go to the
dispensary I buy, I buy overpriced shit.
Trees, it's a peaceful place that's far removed from the bustle of big cities.
The village, home to about 3200, is built around its namesake lake, a hub for summer
boating and winter ice fishing.
It's the kind of town where everyone knows everyone, especially-
Yeah, I just full zoned out, bro.
They live in a nice ass town, some shit like that.
But when it comes to the local high school,
Westosha Central High School acts as the central hub
for students across the area.
The school, upstanding-
Yo, everybody in that high school had to be geeking
in 2018, bro, holy, you're, you have a,
you have the kid that's selling 2 million
fucking Rick and Morty carts across the United States
in your high school class.
On the outskirts of Paddock Lake is a modern building
that almost feels out of place
next to the village's small homes in Rustic Charm.
But it's here where the youth of the West OSHA region gather to learn,
play sports, and in the case of Tyler Huffhines make some questionable decisions.
Tyler grew up with his older brother, mother, and grandfather in a quiet neighborhood overlooking Paddock Lake.
From an early age, Tyler was drawn to business, often sitting quiet.
You should make your own carts, Bart Cart.
Bro, I actually talked to my manager about that.
I was like, would that be a fire idea for me to create my own weed strain?
And just like sell addables and shit.
and like open a dispensary.
He was like, you would not get any sponsor
for the rest of your life.
I was like, oh, like if I created my own weed brand
like flight.
The lead behind Furnish.
Dot pack.
She was listening to his mom's business meetings
and pleading to open his own bank account.
By seventh grade, he was already on his grind
flipping sneakers to make a profit.
And when he entered Wistosia Central as a freshman,
his entrepreneurial skills only got sharp.
While other students were caught up in sports
and mowing down kids on Newtown,
But Tyler was learning the ropes of business, taking as many business and leadership classes
as possible while always looking for his next money-making gift.
As his high school years went on, he made thousands of dollars flipping used cars while
also investing heavily in the stock market the day he turned 18.
After Tyler graduated high school in 2018, he attended Carthage College and worked alongside
his brother at-
Bro, this is what's so fucked is like, he probably could've made millions of dollars
doing other shit.
If you have that type of drive where you're in high school making thousands of dollars
flipping vehicles, you're already investing in stocks.
You know so much about business.
If he had just waited, gone to college, spent four years learning hedge fund shit, he probably
could have been making millions of dollars like legally.
His mother's real estate office.
Now, he was still on his grind of becoming a young millionaire, but he was becoming restless.
He wasn't content with being stuck working a typical job, he wanted more.
He wanted something lucrative, something thrilling, something that would fit the CEO type of lifestyle
he always yearned for.
But thankfully for him, his older brother Jacob had just the right thing for him.
Jacob Huffhines lived a vastly different life than his ambitious sibling.
Born three years apart, Jacob spent a majority of his teenage years getting into some pretty
serious shit.
By the age of 17, he faced charges for marijuana possession and underage drinking.
By 22, he was a convicted felon and earned himself some jail time on charges of dealing
cocaine and running a drughouse. But despite these obvious signs that he should step away
from the world he veered himself into, Jacob always found a way back into the drug trade.
He'd never learned from his mistakes and instead dove headfirst into learning all about the world
of dealing. And is he the weirdest thing is whenever you hear about these stories, they they
it's like an almost got away with it type thing. Like they sold 2 million carts. There was probably
a point where they made like $5 million and they could have dipped and didn't like and
I'm not saying oh they should just shouldn't have done this in the first place obviously
that but it's like same shit with that what's that one story the kid and his friends in
Canada in like the 80s and they they moved like $50 million of weed from Canada into
the United States over in high school like these kids were like 17 years old drug trafficking
like hundreds of pounds of weed.
It was the 90s or early 2000s.
It was like a while ago and there's like a whole movie on it.
And they made so much money and then they just kept expanding.
And it's like at some point, bro, now the FBI is looking for you.
Eagerness to continue selling drugs.
Yeah, kid cannibals aligned perfectly with the rise of THC cards.
Mind you, this was early 2018, a time when these products were starting
to catch fire and become super popular.
We go gray areas and a growing demand what other fucking fake-ass carts did they sell?
Yo, how to tell if your carts are fake I remember I used to look that shit up all the time they'd be like skin the QR code
Shit would bring me shit would bring me to a fake website. I'd be like, that's fine
I'm gonna look up fake carts 2018
I think that's why they stepped away from making fake carts that were like Rick and Morty gravity falls themed and shit because it's like clearly nobody's going to actually fucking legally sell that so they just start making ones like this like I don't
So they just start making ones like this
Like I don't even know if this is fake, but like this is more realistic like oh exotic carts
That might be a real brand strawberry banana flavored
That's how you know that shit's fucking waste bro
Like you got to be smoking some shit that tastes like straight fucking skunk and for discreet high potency cannabis products
We're creating a goldmine for those willing to take the risk of dishing them out and Jacob who Kate carts are fake
I hit a cake cart one time was already deep into this world so before one of my philosophy classes. Oh my god
That was junior year. I
pull up I
Can't name the kid. He's there. He's in my class. He goes, you know, you want to hit this? I go. Oh, sure
Not sure fucking because it was like the end of the year
I had already done my debate
So we just had a sit in class for like three hours and fucking watch
So I hit that shit. I'm like, is that real? He's like, I don't know. We walk through they end up smoking cigarettes
I've told this before
There's no good cigarettes. We're all talking. I'm like pretty high and then our professor walks up. He goes, how you guys doing?
To the dudes I'm standing next to just smoking cigarettes. You're allowed to smoke cigarettes though
You just have to be in a certain area where you're allowed to and he's like, uh, you guys ready for the debates today
I'm like, oh, yeah, totally I
I raised my hand like every fucking 10 seconds, dude.
I was so locked.
I was like so involved in the debate.
I'm involved in philosophy classes anyway,
but I remember being like,
oh, I'm asking too many questions.
Potential to make a shitload of money
from selling these carts
and was willing to take that risk, but not alone.
Tyler's ambition to make massive amounts of dough
paired with Jacob-
What's a fake cart?
Something that's laced.
Not necessarily with like fentanyl,
but it's usually caught with like vitamin E
it were some sort of like non
THC derivatives, like something that like they're they're cutting it.
They're making it like part THC, part distillate and then something else.
Usually like pesticides are the weird shit that like they're filling the oil with.
You do a task like a bubble test to see if it's like fucking fake.
His vast knowledge of dealing was a match made in heaven,
a match that Tyler simply couldn't resist.
When Jacob laid out his idea to Tyler,
he was completely on board.
And just like that, the boy started to craft up a plan.
Their strategy was simple.
They wanted to create an operation that cut costs
and maximize profits by selling counterfeit vape cartridges.
In other words, they wanted to establish
what's known as a pen factory,
a low profile operation that essentially served
as a middleman between THC liquid suppliers
and high schoolers who wanted to get fried.
Their plan revolved around sourcing empty vape cartridges
and branded packaging from Chinese manufacturers
for dirt sheet and then
liquid that the boys obt
basically they wanted to
legit for as cheap as pos
absolutely. But it was pro
were they not cutting? Like
they're not putting any i
straight weed into it. Th
by opting to cut their Th
it is. And there it is.
that contained vitamin E acetate.
Yeah, honey cut.
Sound familiar?
This approach used less of their expense.
We watched a video on honey cut.
Or ingredient, while still making their product look legit,
which in turn increased their margins
with minimal overhead.
However, even though they had to sell the plan set up,
the duo still had no clue where they would set up shop.
I mean, Tyler probably had enough money saved up
to buy a place, but they wanted to keep cost down
as low as possible.
So, bro, but then are they not money laundering as well?
Like if you're selling 2 million, number one,
how are you selling that money?
Like I get you doing a low grade operation.
You're buying 100 Chinese carts that are empty.
You're filling them with distillate.
You bought from Cali and fucking drove over.
But like, how are you expanding to the point
of having 2 million carts sold?
Like you have to have some sort of supplier
that's gonna be dealing those.
And then on top of that, you're intaking millions of dollars.
Now you have to money launder that.
Where would they go?
Well, it turned out the answer was close to home.
Courtney Huff-Hines wasn't your typical mom.
She was a well-known real estate a-
The mom gets in on the deal, no way.
Agent in the West Osh area,
with a larger than life personality
that perfectly matched your career.
If you lived anywhere around Paddock Lake,
chances are you saw her bright red blazers
on real estate ads or her smiling.
How do you approach a real estate lady
and say you wanna start selling fake carts to high schoolers?
Face on Instagram, promoting her new listings
or showing off her family's latest vacation.
But beyond the posts and business attire,
Courtney was someone who valued ambition
and wasn't afraid to take risks.
She had spent over two decades in the real estate game.
She built her career by working
with well-known real estate companies
in southeastern Wisconsin
and eventually opened her own place called real-
Bro, it's always Wisconsin.
Why is it always fucking Wisconsin?
People always say it's Florida.
It's always fucking Wisconsin.
Like every fucking video we watch
in a body cam or some shit, it's always Wisconsin.
to executive's unity.
And despite filing for bankruptcy back in 2012,
she was back on her feet by 2018
and opened a brand new real estate office
in Union Grove, Wisconsin,
about 15 minutes from Paddock Lake.
She was all about success, resilience, and self-belief,
but it turns out her success wasn't just limited
to selling homes, if you know what I mean.
The boys approached their mother with their plan,
pitching it as some kind of entrepreneurial endeavor
that recl...
Yo, pitching this to your mom?
How do you even approach that?
Hey, mom, so you know I'm kind of an entrepreneur, right?
So let's just say I've been buying like
a thousand empty cartridges on Timo.
And I have about like, I don't know,
maybe like eight grand worth of THC distillate
sitting in the garage.
We want to sell carts to high schoolers.
Wired a home base and shop.
We're going to make a lot of money.
instead of slamming the door on their wildly legal idea, Courtney did.
Yo, what's wild too is they were probably fucking selling them for like more than they,
not even more than they're worth, because they're obviously cutting,
but also probably selling them for a scam price higher than like a dispensary.
Like they were probably selling, there were people that were probably selling these cart,
one gram carts for like 60 bucks.
Like a street cart cut 60 dollars.
It'd be exact.
And somebody would buy it.
office. She gave it her blessing and even allowed them to use her office in Union Grove to get things
started. It's almost real to imagine, like on one side is Courtney's nice real estate office and
on the other side her own sons are filling carts with boo. On January 16th 2018, Tyler, Jacob and
Courtney kicked off their new startup with nothing more than some empty vape carts, a bit of THC
distillate and a lot of ambition. Tyler, the number one man in the operation, knew that scaling
Telling this type of business required, well, learning the business.
And this is where a man named Mu came into play.
Mu, who was not a cow, but rather the boys' plug from California, wasn't just their supplier
of THC Distolate.
He became Tyler's mentor over countless years.
Bro, if I had to sell hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of drugs, how would you go
about doing that?
Like let's say you don't have a connect already.
Am I gonna go drive to like Canada, New Jersey and walk up to a dealer on the corner and be like boy
Do I have an opportunity for you?
Let me pitch this to you
You open up the trench coat Rick and Morty carts, right? We got Morty
We have Rick Rick stronger than Morty 98% versus 43%
This one's really cut the Morty carts gonna kill people
This FaceTime calls new walk Tyler through every step of making counterfeit carts
Like how to dip the caps and alcohol to avoid leaks and how to properly fill the Tyler picked up this skill rather quickly
And began making his dank vape 98% bro. They sell so many carts that are 98% now
What a scam by the way the percentage of THC in a cart does not equate immediately to how high you're going to get like I feel like the
The terpenes and the other shit that's in the weed matters more bro
Like I've gotten higher on like 83% carts than 99s on a sour patch kids carts all by himself in a matter of days
After he got in the swing of things
It wasn't long before you decided he needed to invest in more supplies over Labor Day weekend in 2018
He flew to California. How many did he sell rather quickly and began making his dank vapes in chronic sour patch kids carts
All by himself in a matter of days after he got in the swing of things
It wasn't long before he decided he needed to invest in more supplies over Labor Day weekend in 2018
He I would have fell for the fucking dank babes
The chronic carts I would have been like that's it's fake I would have fell for the dank babes
The dank babes diamond OG looks like a real card needed to invest in more supplies over Labor Day weekend in 2018
He flew to California carrying
$300,000 in cash to purchase more distillate, a fucking insane move for a kid straight out
of high school.
The trip secured the steady supply of THC oil the brothers needed to ramp up production,
which led them to the tall task of building their team.
They started out by hiring a few associates to help fill the carts, paying them $20 an
hour to do so, well above the Wisconsin minimum wage at the time, and for a while, their system
of filling and selling carts out of Courtney's office was running smoothly until one of their
So she gets kept stopped by the cops. Now, although this little situation didn't blow up their operation just yet
It was enough to make Tyler and Jacob hit pause
This just reminded me all right, I can't name anybody. This is another I have a friend story
I have a friend that used to see this is bad sell THC carts not fake ones, but real ones
They would fly them in they would have like
like, tubs of them they'd sell them. When they were in high school, they, like, pulled
over, they were showing this guy, like, 20 things of, like, it was just like a box full
of THC cards, and he was like picking the flavors he wanted. So, like, she...it's a
woman, they're gonna remain unnamed, they're gonna remain unnamed. Alright, that kind of
just blew it up. She. Oh shit. All right. Well, uh, anyways, it doesn't matter. I'm not going to name
them. She it's not broke. Broke would never sell drugs. She pulls over and has this whole box. She
gives it to the guy. The guy's picking the cards. He goes, Oh yeah. Can I like see the box? I'm just
trying to like scope through him grabs the box looks through it for like 10 seconds. She said she
turns and looks at her f
runs with the whole box t
the bushes jumps like thre
sees him again. He never
disappeared into the night
actually just got robbed
about a new location to s
something way more conspe
their sites on a condo in
neighborhood in the villag
Tyler already having trust from sketchy randos in the state, turned to California to find
a guy and pay them to steal-
I gotta rewind, sorry, oh my god.
Macondo and br-
I fully forgot about that.
Bristol Bay Cards, something way more conspicuous.
They set their sights on a condo in Bristol Bay, a peaceful neighborhood in the village
of Bristol.
Tyler already having trust from sketchy randos in the state, turned to California to find
a guy and pay them to steal a man's identity, which he then used to rent out the condo.
Once again, a fucking insane move for a kid who couldn't legally drink.
But this wasn't even the craziest part.
Courtney was the one who brokered the deal for the condo, and was well aware that her
own son was not only using a stolen identity to rent it, but also knew that they were about
to run a full-fledged drug ring out of it.
Courtney, honey, what are we doing?
And somehow, no one suspected a thing from the condo deal, and it soon became the center
of their ever-expanding empire.
Over the next year and a half, their operation absolutely exploded.
They went from a few helpers here and there to a full team of 10 workers who were filling
between 3 and 5,000 cartridges a day, which equates to over 2.9 million cards over that
time frame.
Also during that time frame, Mr. Krabs, I mean Tyler, tightened up the operations workflow
even more to increase productivity and reduce costs.
He did so by switching his workers from being on hourly pay to paying 30 cents per cart
they filled.
An equation he calculated would create more carts and cost less for it.
He realized it would be more cost effective according to Tyler.
If he started paying him 30 cents a cart, she would save or he would make.
Bro, see that's what's nuts dude.
This kid has like the gall to be like a CEO of a company and just fire people and not
give a fuck.
Take an additional $2.20 a cart.
And when they started in early 2018 to around August 20, 30 cents a car, how long does it
take to fill a car?
19.
The Huff Hines were killing it.
Thousands upon thousands of carts were being manufactured and sold from the condo, some
of which were even making it to neighboring states like Illinois and Minnesota.
This officially made them a multi-state operation with absolutely no suspicion from anymore.
Now their neighbors would see Jacob Tyler and the gang constantly leave and come back
from the condo.
But they didn't think.
But why did they stop?
Like, you're telling me you sell 2 million carts at, like,
what, 40, at least $40 a cart in that time, 2018, bro?
$40 a cart at the time?
That's like, I mean, at post-profit, or like post-costs,
like, they're profiting like 20 million.
Think anything of it.
They thought it was all normal.
Well, everything seemed normal until a couple of parents
about an hour away.
Where do you think they were selling them for like 20 bucks?
That's even more sketchy.
From the operation, cop their kid doing something naughty.
A mom and a dad were shocked to see their kid getting stoned off a cart in early July
2019 in Waukesha, an affluent suburb near Milwaukee.
The parents, wanting to hold their high schooler accountable, marched them down to the local
police station to turn himself in.
Which I mean is a little-
What?
That's- I mean dude, you find your kid smoking weed as a parent?
I'm crashing out.
But I'm not going- yeah, we're gonna get you arrested now.
What?
Yeah, that's like fucking ruining your kid's life.
But regardless, the parents made their kid talk at the walkie shop police department
and discuss where he got the cart from.
Which is when he showed them Tyler's…
Scared straight?
That doesn't work.
If you look at beyond scared straight, that show as a whole is just a fucking myth.
That shit does not work.
Snapchat.
Now Tyler would constantly post about the thousands of cards he had in stock, his piles
of money, along with his constant trips to California to re-up his supplies.
All of which was a goldmine of information for these cops.
After seeing this, the Waukesha Police Department launched an investigation, meticulously tracing
dealers and anyone else that could be a part of the operation.
The evidence snapped up quickly, and within a month, the Waukesha cops teamed up with
the Kenosha Drug Operations Group and the Racine County Metro Drug Unit to finally take down
the Huffhorns operation. On September 5, 2019, around 6 a.m., authorities executed search warrants
at the three locations connected to the Huffhorns.
I feel like motherfuckers still, like parents think that drug dealers are like
in a sketchy part of a town, in like a trailer. And I feel like now, bro, most people that sell
drugs are like like they look like regular ass people. Their childhood home in
Paddock Lake, their condo in Bristol, and Courtney's office in Union Grove. The
first raid took place at the family's home. Inside Tyler's room, officers
like it's not some shit bro like unless you're buying like crack like you I
don't deal drugs. Found around $48,000 in cash in a fully loaded shotgun with one
in the chamber. Inside Jacob's room they found a loaded rifle, cocaine, weed, a
a digital scale, some carts, nine Zanex bills,
and around 11,000 in cash.
And around the house,
detectives discovered eight other firearms
and a sort of drug paraphernalia.
Up next was the Holy Grail, the condo in Bristol.
At the condo, officers found 31,200 THC vape cartridges
ready for shipment.
Bro, that's worth so much money.
31,000 full THC carts.
And 98,000 unfilled carts
and 57 Mason Jards filled with THC distillate
worth around $342,000.
There were also three money counting machines,
18 pounds of weed, and stacks of empty packaging
for brands like Dank Phapes and Chronic Sour Patch Gits.
This is also where Jacob and Tyler were found and arrested.
The Kenosha County Sheriff's Department
executed warrants last week on two county properties,
two men have since been arrested, two brothers.
Lastly, authorities searched Courtney's real estate off
at the time, the place had been mostly cleared out, but police still found leftover packaging
materials and drug paraphernalia enough to show that the office was a critical part of
the operation at one point.
And low key didn't want them to get caught.
No, it's good that they got caught, especially since they were cutting carts.
It would be it's still bad either way, right?
It would be less bad if they weren't cutting it with honey cut like if they were selling
like just straight weed, it's like, okay, you're a drug dealer, but like they're also
like a part of the reason that people were like dying or getting popcorn blown like vitamin
e kills people as a result Courtney was arrested a few weeks later all the THC oils and stuff were
gone at that time but all the packaging everything that was there in the in the crystal uh condo
was also there in the back of her office so now with all three huff hines and handcuffs it was
obvious they're going to be slammed with the book right i mean an illegal multi-million
dollar operation, identity fraud, a shit ton of firearms, selling millions of carts across
state lines, they were fucked.
Or were they?
Tyler, Jacob, and Courtney were all charged with some pretty serious crimes, as you can
see on the screen.
I mean, it's literally enough to fill the entire screen.
And after looking at all of those charges, it seems like some pretty serious shit.
But whatever god tier lawyers they hired got them out of all of it.
Jacob was only fined $10,000 and placed on two years per-
Yo!
So they're out!
Like, they're- they only-
Bro, he- two years probation, he didn't even go to prison.
Courtney only got- only had to pay $15k?
Bro, so they- did they keep the money?
They got fined $10k?
Wait, so they're just millionaires.
Like, they just have like 40 mil.
Probation.
Courtney was-
Yo, literally better call Saul.
Like, using that fucking meth money.
Find a total of $15,000.
Wow. Tyler wasn't fine placed on three years of probation.
And Tyler, who was the one who spearheaded this entire thing, was not fine at all,
and only placed on three years probation.
I just don't know how to explain that.
All three of the people connected to the largest black market THD vape ring in the U.S.
all avoided prison time, and pretty much got away with everything.
Bro, so they're just millionaires now.
How the fuck did they get out of that?
You they found, were they registered guns?
They found eight guns, 37,000 fucking cartridge or 31,000 cartridges full ready to sell under an illegal operation.
You don't have a business.
You're literally selling drugs and you just get two years probation.
What the fuck?
They took the money.
I got to look that up.
What was his name?
Tyler, what?
Tyler Huffman.
Cart.
dealer.
Now, Tyler what?
Tyler Meyer.
Cart dealer.
What was his name?
Huffin? Tyler Huffhines. Did they take Tyler Huffhines? Did they take the money from him?
No, they took the cash probably and all the drugs. But like you got to think,
Bro, if they if they sold 2 million carts, they have money away. Oh
My god, that is crazy
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Why dictators are necessary sometimes?
These are the five most successful dictators of all time who have outperformed almost every
democracy on earth.
The first, though the fastest economic transformation in history.
The second, was the first leader of a country that shouldn't exist.
The third, was a factory worker who made the poor disappear.
Well, here's the weird thing is like when you hear dictatorship, you immediately associate it with something negative and that's rightfully so
but a
Dictator is not necessarily a horrible person in terms of leadership
The problem is a country that runs off of a dictatorship is long-term doomed
short term
Okay, you're defending dictators. I'm not defending dictators
I'm saying a country that runs under a dictatorship if the guy that rules the the fucking country is a
Morally good person and runs the country under the guys that they're trying to help the people under them
Then there is a situation where in their term as leader
They're able to get done good shit
But if your country is constantly under a dictatorship at some point either the current leader or the future leaders are going to lose their minds
go insane, be money hungry, be power hungry, be greedy, be immoral, be fucked up, and they're
gonna harm their people, right? Like Kim? Well, North Korea has always been under a shitty
dictatorship. Like, since it was North Korea, like, it's not just Kim. Kim's father was insane.
Kim's father's father was insane. Like, that's not a good example. I think this is the example
he's talking about is there are certain dictators that existed that weren't, you know, Joseph Stalin.
4th survived 22 assassination attempts from Stalin
and the last one is a refugee who stopped a genocide of his own people.
5 dictators, successful in 5 different categories.
Starting with category 1, Transformation Speed.
No successful dictator, faction heat of South Korea.
Yes, South Korea had a dictator and before he came to power, South Korea looked like this.
And it was comparable in GDP per capita to Ghana.
Both sitting around $150 in 1960.
Well I think the counter argument about a dictatorship too is if you're a dictator
of a country and you're a good person, you would ideally switch the format of how the
country is run to give more power to the people in some form.
After he came to power, everything changed.
And today South Korea looks like this, and their GDP per capita is $36,000.
Here's what happened.
function he staged a military coup on May 16th 1961.
His first move after acquiring South Korea was to arrest the country's businessmen and
charge them with illicit profiteering.
Why are people saying AI?
Some were paraded through the streets wearing signs that read, I am a corrupt pig.
And to be honest, they kind of were.
Out of the previous singlandry government, they had gotten sweetheart deals on foreign
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And receiving preferential access to scarce foreign currency which they used to import
goods and sell at huge markups.
South Korea in the 1950s ran almost entirely on American aid and a small group of businessmen
had positioned themselves as the middlemen skimming off that aid pipeline.
Then Park Jung-hee offered them a deal.
Invest in the industries I tell you to invest in or lose everything.
say this to say, they invested. He nationalized the banks, so the state controlled-
I gotta rewind, cause like this is a video where we need to lock in, and if chat's just
gonna spam AI the entire time and dumb shit, then I can't. Like, I'm already about to
skip this shit.
North Korea was to arrest the country's businessmen and charge them with illicit profiteering.
Some were paraded through the streets wearing signs that read, I am a corrupt pig. And to
be honest, they kind of were. Out of the previous singlandry government, they had gotten sweetheart
deals on foreign aid dollars, buying government property at far below market.
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There's no fucking AI.
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This is a picture.
People are talking about this as a photo.
This is a real historical photo
that was fucking thrown in, right?
Are we noticing that?
Or are we just fucking brain dead stupid?
It's not that. Then what?
1961. His first move
after acquiring South Korea was to arrest the country's business.
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Oh, my God. Yo, can we actually lock in, though, chat?
I actually have to leave in two hours.
And I want to be able to get like three more videos in,
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I can't really give you advice though, bro. Wire mod sending it to one chat every two minutes?
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The fatigue is setting in
The fatigue is setting in 11 days live straight
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We're at our fucking wits end right now, dude. Jesus Christ
Alright, we're skipping that video. It's just gonna be bad vibes because I know chat's gonna span the entire time
It's gonna piss me off
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Drew the son. I don't know how Jinx he doesn't I asked him about that the other day
I said, how do you stream every day dude? I don't want to fucking peel my eyes on my head
I it's just like what I'm on when I'm like past like 10 days in a row live and then I hop on a video
Or I'm streaming and I just look over a chat and it's just fucking. Oh
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Let's fucking go. Thank you chat. W chat poncho the sub a place in China you wouldn't believe exists
At the heart of Guangzhou one of China's top cities
Is this kowloon?
We played a video game of kowloon best stepped away from its business center
High the road almost swallowed by high rises
Sheep high village
From above. Oh, it's not kowloon
Yeah, I don't even know how you build buildings this close together like how does the city like this even pop up?
It looks like a great maze in this area of only point 73 square kilometers about the size of a hundred football fields
There are more than 3,000 buildings with the rest in population of over a hundred thousand
Then see dude like that's great. This doesn't even look like a road
This looks like a hallway and there's people driving cars. You can't even see the fucking sky
Fancy packed buildings and intricate streets make it routine for the delivery drivers to get lost here.
Oh, being an Uber Eats driver.
Holy shit, Vegas instructions. You got a little deliver Taco Bell to a third-story fucking building.
Oh, this is probably the worst job in the entire city right here.
Being a delivery driver.
Oh my god.
As I walk inside this construction, I could feel the air temp just instantly drop by at
least five degrees because you see there it's pretty much no from work inside this construction.
I'm surprised it's cold.
I would've assumed it would be hot.
Like, even though there's no sunlight,
you're just constantly in an enclosed area at all times.
I would assume it'd be like 95 degrees, just stagnated.
Structure time.
I
Smell fucking terrible to do just trapped air constantly
This place is often called the modern day I can't imagine spawning here and geop sorry
I'm I can't imagine spawning here in Geo gas sir. I always immediately whenever it's a foreign place
I always immediately go back to Geo. I would have no clue where I am
I would have no clue where I am if I spawned in here. Did they put me on the road?
Somebody's like fucking head camera. I'm just wandering around. You never see outside. You're just always inside buildings
You're just never gonna know where you are.
Cowan War City by outsiders.
Those modern size it has all the basic amenities.
Wait, so this is not Cowan- wait, is this Cowan?
This place is often called the modern day Cowan War City by outsiders.
Oh, so it's not Kowloon. This is like the equivalent.
Do small in size. It has all the bees amenities.
Is this not dystopian though? Like you never see sunlight?
Like you could live in this, you could live in this like one square mile city
and never leave like there's businesses everywhere you could walk 10 feet to your
right get your hair cut do your laundry go to work come back never see never see
the light
and I'm fucking sports lottery in here too
and under reason shoo pie village earns this nickname is that it feels like
another city of darkness the village is incredibly dense filled with handshake
buildings so close together that restaurant can literally reach across
the problem. I know I keep pausing. I'm sorry. The problem here too with these
buildings this close is like say a building catches on fire would like
thousands of people not just die like they have electrical wires just
hanging like in the middle of the streets. If if one of these buildings
caught on fire, it would spread so fast. Like, what do you do?
Rollings and shake hands.
You see there's like no gap between this two buildings.
Because the buildings are constructed wall to wall with
almost no spacing and setbacks, sunlight's fairly
richest ground. Lower floors are often deemed humid and
ventilated only through alley gaps.
oh my god it's just wet like how many buildings were added full by full by individual owners
without formal urban planning we are getting a little lost in this narrow passage right here
you know the scariest thing power outage imagine imagine big storm this city loses power
you are fucked like you wouldn't you wouldn't know where to go you'd be stuck in your room
There's no way out here.
Is there a way out?
I think I can't walk.
I'm telling you.
Okay, let's go home, let's go home, let's go home.
You might have the exact same question as I do, why does the city has such a massive
yet chaotic landscape right in the middle of its most expensive district?
Yeah, how much does it cost to live here to?
Like if this area this is right next to the big city big apartments that probably cost you know fucking
Tens of thousands of dollars a year or a month
But there's literally no greenery. I mean, that's just any shit. Yeah, they have one tree. What do you mean?
In the middle of the city right here. There's a fat ass tree. It's what I've found
now. I started as a rural village long before Guangzhou's urbanization. The land here is
collectively owned by native residents, not by the government. As the city center area
expanded, this land become extremely valuable. Yes, it was never fully subjected to the same
urban planning regulation.
So is there, oh, because they don't, because it's owned by the people, there's not as many
rulings on like what you're allowed to build or how this works.
So they just start fucking stacking infrastructure on top of it.
But what is the rent here?
Is the rent here expensive?
Like if you live in this city, are you paying like a lot of money?
I have to be surrounded by phones.
That's why we now see the sharp contrast in the landscape.
A dense, almost self-contained neighborhood sitting inside Guangzhou's glittering CBD.
As I walk through the village, I notice landlords sitting by the entrance of buildings,
looking for new tenants to rent their rooms.
So these women are landlords. How much is a room? 65 something. I'm not know. I'm not
I'm not knowing what that means.
2300 something, that's the phone number.
$70 a month, that's kind of worth it.
This is such a shitty place
in terms of like crammed space, bro,
but you're paying nothing to live here.
That's not bad at all, bro.
That's not bad.
That's like pennies, like $70 a month.
What's the average rent costs in the United States?
I know it varies by state pretty drastically,
but average rent per month, US, $2,000, $1750 a month.
Depends on the website you're looking at.
One bedroom, two bedroom around 2K, single family home like 2200.
I bet it's a small ass studio though.
It's probably literally open door, open door, maybe a kitchen.
I hope she goes into one of the apartments.
Open door bed bathroom, maybe communal bathroom.
Oh, um, I wonder if there's any room for it.
Uh, I guess.
Here are two rental listings I found.
That actually looks really clean.
$150 a month for a studio with a bathroom.
You get your own bathroom, you have a fridge, you might have a kitchen in the back and a bed.
You also get a look outside of the city, so you're on the corner.
Given their price, location and condition, I think they are quite decent.
I saw online that some people describe this place as a slump the problem is you're so close to everybody, bro
You're hearing your neighbors all day
Somebody said earlier. This would be great for streaming
This would be the worst place ever to stream dude like this is that this is like living in a college dorm
Like you're hearing every single thing your neighbors are doing you're right next to them
even if they're in another building.
I saw online that some people describe this place.
That should have been so.
I asked what living in a college dorm.
Yeah, hearing people have sacks right next to you.
That's a slump.
But what they don't realize is that many native villagers
are actually quite well off.
Oh, that's weird.
I'm hearing a creaking noise.
Oh, I think somebody just stubbed their toe repeatedly.
I think we're moaning in pain.
They receive new dividends from the villagers' collective economy, which includes rental
housing, commercial developments, and land use rights.
However, it's hard to find concrete numbers since LOCO tends to keep this information
private, but rumor online suggests-
What is the point of driving a fucking motorcycle?
Can I say that?
Or a Vespa?
Like, you're in a walled city, you're going fucking,
you're probably going the speed that you would walk,
maybe to carry more shit,
like just for transportation of like materials.
Cause it's like, why, like why, like why drive?
Like you'd probably walk quicker anywhere.
Hard to find concrete numbers since local
tends to keep this information private.
But rumor,
Oh yeah, you had shit on the back.
The lines suggest that any dividend range anywhere
from 7,000 to 120,000.
Annual dividend per villager.
thousand RMB or native villager landowner per person.
Oh, that's the cutest cat ever.
Oh, my God, it's name is Meow Meow Stop.
Shippai Village is crowded and chaotic, but also deeply real.
For many dream chasers who wanted to start a new life in the metropolitan city for more
opportunities, Shippai Village is often their first stop in Guangzhou.
these very good it's like such a different culture and community too bro like this in the
united states there would be dead people on the streets bro like i bet there's crime here too
but like if this was in the us this would be so bad like i know there's crammed ass cities in the
us but to the point where it's like you can't even see the sun the buildings are so close together
that make it possible for countless migrant workers to build a life in this big city.
Here, rent can be as low as 500 RMB per month,
enough to get a small room right at the heart of downtown.
What is 500 RMB?
500 RMB to U.S. 73 dollars.
For many young people coming from other provinces, it is a way to-
What do you mean 70 bucks? How do chat just convert that? What do you mean $70 question mark?
You just knew that off the dome after I fucking said that?
You know the conversion rate of fucking Chinese currency to US?
500 are- you didn't Google it that fast.
And be per month.
Enough to get a small room right at the heart of downtown.
For many young people coming from other provinces, it is a way to stay in the city and keep their dream alive at the low cost.
Just like renting a tiny room in the middle of Manhattan for just a hundred dollars a month.
Some people found-
Y'all would see equivalent of Manhattan in terms of like the city you're living in.
The first job here, several of their first song, and later become stars.
Wow.
Others move on and become tech founders, like Dingley.
Founder of NetEase, Marvel Rivals, Marvel Rivals.
Marvel Rivals.
Ding Lee, the founder of NetEase, lived in this city?
You're lying. You're lying.
The, oh, the create, not the creator of Marvel Rivals, but the founder of the company.
What the fuck is NetEase? A big gaming company.
What other games does NetEase have?
But they have so many games.
They have so many games.
Where the wins meet?
Oh, wait.
Describe our global teams.
Now, how do I find game list games?
Destiny Rising, Marvel Mystic Mayhem, Party Planet,
Maraca Blade Point, they've made a lot of big shit.
They made a Harry Potter magic for gathering game.
What?
Blood Strike, I remember hearing about that.
Tom and Jerry Chase.
They have so many like English-American IP.
Lay.
I wonder how they get that.
The Chinese building their founders and CEO of NetEast,
a major internet and gaming company
who also wants to hear.
And they're on wait chat.
That means I'm like kind of connected to this city in some way because,
because Ding Li, Ding Li chat.
Listen, listen, listen.
Here's the connection.
Here's the connection.
Show them, show them, show them, show them.
Ding Li founder of NetEase, NetEase made Marvel Rivals.
Marvel Rivals has sponsored me.
Therefore I have a chain connection directly to this city.
Like Ding Lei, the Chinese building their founders and CEO of NetEase, a major
internet and your larping.
I don't have the biggie cheesey nut anymore.
There are many who chew.
I was going to replace my face cam.
...to stay continuing to dream in this village within the city.
Oh my god, that is the most adorable dog ever.
What breed of dog is that?
Is he alive?
Shoo-Pie Village will soon become history.
The village now stands at a major turning point.
Oh, are they going to start demolishing it?
The Schedule for Demolition.
So what does everybody that lives there do?
If they have 100,000 people in this city,
Schedule for Demolition is the government paying them to leave?
What if you're a landowner here?
community of concrete and alleyways who soon disappear from Guangzhou city center.
Every staircase- How do you demolish it? Racking ball.
...is window and street that once carried daily life would become part of history.
If you have a chance to visit Guangzhou, take some time to walk through Shih Pa Village before it's gone.
I would get so fearful that I would get lost and I wouldn't have Wi-Fi connection to use a translating app
And then I would be stuck in the middle of a packed city where I can't see the sunlight in a country that I only communicates in Mandarin
And I would be legitimately fucked. It would be Maze Runner. I would be
I would I would be Dylan O'Brien
fighting for my fucking life
Trying to get out of this city being like where do I go?
But to anybody that's a local they're just gonna be here and
Help
I've been here for days
I peed in the corner of the sign said not to pee and I'm sorry
That was a good video
I went undercover in Sheen's factory village this is a video about she and
Bro
Not today. Not today. Not today. These are
Y'all ever order shit on Sheen I know what she needs that I never used it before
All right. Ethan, think of the three. You helped me more than you could imagine. Any tips for streaming content creation in general?
You got to clip your shit post elsewhere. I mean, I don't know, man. I don't want to say it's like beating a dead horse, but I've talked about tips for content creation like a thousand times.
Uh, you could probably just look up like Job art streaming tips and there'll be like a million videos of me rambling about it going and even for the sub MG and Keith for the sub Zio juicy and it's for the sub Abby for the sub.
I kind of need more like direction to give you advice than just streaming tips in general because it's really just trial and error cross platform posting bunch of shit.
All right.
Next video chat.
The horrors of door dash.
Food delivery.
I gotta rewind.
The horrors of DoorDash.
Welcome back to the PapaMeat channel.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Come on and sit down because today we're gonna be talking about food delivery drivers.
I did some DoorDash this weekend, Nick.
That's why we're doing this.
Let me tell you.
Whole operation.
The whole DoorDash, the whole food ordering app with industry, it's gotta change.
Oh, I love it.
I think it's very inefficient and also fucks over the food drivers.
but being able to do dash or Uber eats food at any moment is sick.
It's overly expensive for sure. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
But I don't think that you...
Here's where I think it works, is if you're ordering a large amount of food.
If you're using do dash and you're ordering like $60 of food, it's probably worth it.
But if you're ordering lunch,
you're gonna spend as much money on food as you are for it to get delivered.
And that's when it's a waste.
It's gotta change.
For centuries, if you wanted to eat a meal, you either had to go out to a restaurant
or cook the goddamn thing yourself.
Today, however, you can place an order to a seemingly endless list of restaurants
and have it-
Who the fuck is ordering ice cream on Uber Eats?
That shit is showing up fucking liquid.
You're gonna be drinking that.
Me? You've ordered ice cream on fucking Uber Eats?
Yeah, then then your door-dash driver hits you with a oh oh Ron has a couple stops along the way
He'll be there. He'll be there soon
Ron just picked up your milkshake. He'll be there in about 35 minutes. Oh
Awesome, it'll be it'll be worn
You can place an order to a seemingly endless list of restaurants and have it at the reef
Your door without lifting a finger until you have to grab the bag. Well, many of us a dough
I wouldn't even be pissed at the guy, bro. If you did that like I couldn't be mad at him. I'm so serious
I'll just be like, bro. You're good. I'm a refund that shit on Uber eats or a door dash
Like don't even worry about it the bag. Well, many of us at doge in this I feel so bad
Service extremely often we never stopped at 78% of Americans use food delivery services
Really?
I'm definitely ordering more than 3.7 times per month.
We never stop to think about people who have to deliver the goods, right?
We never take time to think about these drivers.
I don't think I understand.
You know, also I started noticing that after a while they started taping the bags.
It's because the month later is probably...
Yeah, opening that shit up and eating out of it.
They be putting tape over the drink caps now.
That makes me feel safer, like somebody in it just fucking poisoned my shit.
Were you yeah, no when the bag ever looks like crumpled or fucked with I'm like that's weird
But that's why if you're if you're a pro at your own stickers in bags
Your own utensil that you're able to squeeze in the bag and mission impossible the fry out of the bag or something being a delivery
Driver whether it's on door dash or easy. I've had a I've had a door dash driver before or isn't it may have been you ever eats
it only happened once but
but he picked up my order and never delivered it.
Just ate that shit.
That was, this was probably like three years ago.
I remember being so pissed.
I was like, he just never delivered it.
It's like he, he fucking picked up the order
and then it was like five minutes he was driving
and then he just disappeared and it said order delivered.
And there was no picture, no food.
And I contacted them and I was like,
he didn't fucking deliver that shit.
Is it extremely draining and depressing other people are always hungry? Yeah, no, and I got the money back
So you know if you want to eat it eat it, but like I mean he's gonna get fired job. How damn is it?
Have you done it? No, I wouldn't do it. Why would you do it?
You don't make a lot of money and then it's all based on tips and then if people don't it's based on tips
And here's the problem of being a driver is it's based off tips and the tips are based off order price
So if you're a fucking Georgia driver, you want people ordering like $80, $90 worth of food because then they're going to tip you, you know, you know, 15, 20 bucks.
But most of the time you're going to be getting orders that are like $20, they're tipping five and you have to drive so many miles that you have to go there with increased gas prices.
You're not breaking even, you're still profiting, but you're making like less than minimum wage in certain moments.
You tip delivery drivers in the US?
in the US?
Yes.
Yeah.
If I order, I usually tip what I was recommended.
So they have a sliding scale, where
if you have a cheaper order, they try to get you,
they recommend you to tip like 24% or something.
But if your order is more expensive,
then they get you to tip less.
Why?
Well, because it's like, if I order $150 of food,
I'm not going to tip you $45 to deliver it.
It's one bag.
I'm going to tip you like 25, 30 bucks.
Like, because you're, I'm giving you like, you know,
money to deliver at fucking six miles,
eight miles however far it is.
But if I were to like a Chipotle burrito,
I'm not going to tip you 10%
because then you're getting like two bucks.
I'm going to tip you like 10 bucks.
So I'm basically paying for like half of the order.
So they have that.
If you've ever used it,
which most people have 78% of Americans,
you see they have a sliding scale and tip guesses.
You get dog $30. Yeah
Bro keep in mind. I I also do I I have my own
You know opinions on tipping and I think in the US
It's like a shitty situation where like people aren't getting paid because the business doesn't want to pay them
So you they work off tips. So it's like, oh, well, if we don't tip them then we'll get paid later on like yeah
If every single person stopped tipping people people would have to fucking up the pay of waitresses and waiters
But that's not the system we live in so I always say just tip
But I'm also in a situation that I tip more than the average person just because I make good money like man
But I hate like I'm avagely tipping like 25% of the restaurant it tipping culture
I just think going on a limb this early and saying it's a depressed like I'm giving people money like I see job
But I'm not gonna stay because I'm like why am I being stingy high quarters all activity low quarters all 2026
I mean great. I'm sure it's not what people are stoked to do but depressing. I'm not gonna put down someone for saying
it's a depressing job. It was wrong. And for some, you're not Wilma Honey. Wilma
Honey actually messaged me the other day and he said that he fucked with the
sport he's been getting from you guys. So WU guys. It's a depressing job. Boom.
Instacart with Wilma Honey is funny as fuck. He's an early pioneer in the food
delivery service industry. Since its inception in 2012, both its customers and
drivers have had less than ideal experiences. Recently, there has been a
trend on TikTok of people saying they are now choosing to only have female
Instacart drivers deliver their goods because male drivers keep messing up their orders one woman gave her driver a super simple list
As if for one pack of toilet paper one pack of towels and one pack of chicken despite the app saying that the man
Scanned a pack of chicken what she got was 240 red solo cups
No, that's so funny now, no, that's so funny now
That is fucking hilarious
The 240 red sewing cups.
Oh my God, you're gonna be playing Pong for like 10 years.
A refund.
You know what?
In a situation like this though,
do you not just think that I'm doing multiple jobs
at one time and I gave you the wrong bag?
I think that's what it is.
Yeah, because they might have three bags in their back.
They might have three bags in their back car
and somebody ordered that
and now some other dudes getting paper towels.
You know what?
Sorry.
Oh my God.
Wow.
This woman wants toilet paper, paper towels, and chicken.
She gets red solo cups.
Meanwhile, there's a party full of people
that are waiting on red solo cups
to be able to play drinking games,
and they just get like toilet paper and raw chicken.
Don't worry guys, the red solo cups will be here any time.
Sorry dude, but I'm not a feminist,
and I like men a lot.
A lot.
And I think dude, if a man goofs up,
you have to give him 75 chances.
True.
Women, uh, none. You have to be perfect at all times.
In another instance, a mail shopper was tasked with getting a customer a tub of Neapolitan
ice cream. After Clement didn't have the brand she wanted, he sent multiple blurry pictures
of what they had only for it to be very clearly in stock. There's none. It's a fucking buffoon
man. I know, I couldn't tell you. You were wearing Jerry's? No, the fuck to the left!
I see the picture and your blurry picture, it's right to the left.
Aren't there a lot of like grocery stores and shit now where like Uber Eats and DoorDash drivers, they don't even do the shopping.
Like a worker at Walmart has the job of DoorDash and they fill the bags and then the worker just shows up and goes, I'm here for a blank, they pick up the bag and leave.
Uh...
That's the best system.
Because then they're less likely to fuck it up.
Because if a guy's job is to just fucking search for items,
he knows the store, he knows where stuff is,
it's quicker as well.
Alright.
Like, Wawa does that.
Ben and Jerry's.
How do you think that is, Nick?
How do you think that's a gas station, though, but still?
Have such a hard time grasping the grocery store mechanic.
Well, they're not used to it.
It's a foreign concept for men going grocery shopping.
You go grocery shopping?
Yeah, I get lost.
Well, staying at an Airbnb in Miami, a group of girls ordered a long list of basic groceries
and necessities for their upcoming stay.
When the order was March's delivered, they expected to find it on the porch.
When they opened the door, however, they found the driver simply tossed all the groceries,
all of the picket fence and left.
What are we not seeing though in this?
What are we, what are we not saying?
We're not having the full picture on his side.
I bet you think he's just like, you know, whole ass grocery order, bro.
Like I don't know.
I think, I feel like there's like a level of, it's different if you're like, you have
a disability or there's a reason you can't, but like, bro, why are we why are we doing
an entire week's worth of food on DoorDash? Like, I'm just go to the grocery store. You
know, I think it's different. Like it's a level of convenience where it's like, fuck,
I don't have time. I'm gonna order, you know, I'm gonna order lunch. But like, just go to
the grocery store. Just go to the grocery store. If you're getting fucking $300 worth
a fucking turn off three hundred dollars like hundred and sixty bucks worth of groceries
go to the grocery store chill and they're like no and that's what he just like whatever that's
Ron yeah literally bro Ron no Ron doesn't grocery they don't grocery shop the the core guys just
order all of their fucking food all the time on DoorDash I can't believe he did that he ordered
a head of lettuce and that's it ahead of lettuce imagine being the DoorDash driver that delivered
That's Ron yesterday. You you you pull up. Oh, I'm here for I'm here for this order. Oh, yeah, here you go
It's just a bag of lettuce really unprofessional. I think it's more so they're
You made him do it. I didn't make him do it
That's really unprofessional. I think it's more so they're
All right, where are you? He just drives by
Throws out the window
There's a lot of emotionally unstable people out there in the world, isn't there, Nick?
That are driving uber and doordash driver. Yeah, like I said this video sponsored by fume
Yo, I have had multiple
Hold on I gotta fast forward I have had multiple instances where I've gotten in an uber
I told you all about this the other day. I got in an uber XL. I order an uber XL
I pay for an uber XL uber shows up in a van
I go fuck. Yes, dude. We got enough space. We could all sprawl out open it up
The back part is for fucking luggage. It's a fucking three-seater van
And I'm like, hey, we ordered a new brax l the guy goes
Literally
So we get in we lap up right we got fucking
Five people in a three-seater backseat a grown-ass motherfuckers and then one person in the front
And the whole time I'm like this guy is like actually just breaking uber rules like he's he's picking up more expensive ubers
when he doesn't have a car that fits that many people.
Gave him a four star.
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Worst new rating I've ever given was a three star
and it was because the guy was actually
falling asleep at the wheel.
I just feel bad.
I gave a comment on that one, on both of them actually.
The four star one, I was like, car was too small.
The one dude, he was biting his finger to stay awake.
It was like 1 AM, we Uber back and I get bro, you know, motherfuckers need to hustle and make money, but like, you're gonna kill someone.
He was like swerving into the rumple strips and he was going like this, like biting his thumb to stay awake.
Thank you! Thank you!
Wow.
People are justifiably fed up with me.
Or there's one woman that drove me home one time, she drove me, Brooke, and someone else home from a bar and she had to be drunk.
She was so talkative, slurring her words a little bit and just like,
I don't know, like the way that she was, the way that she was acting.
I was like, yeah, you have to be like a little tipsy, driving Uber right now.
Hail Instacart drivers.
And she's very social.
It wasn't giving off that vibe.
It was giving off, she had three glasses of wine and then said she would Uber a little bit.
And are demanding that the company create an option to allow shoppers get out of the car
Uh, and then wait for another Uber?
"-To pick only female shoppers to guarantee their orders are done correctly."
Listen up, sweeties."
He said, hey, broads, listen up.
I have a feeling that it's just people that are just doing the Insta-card.
I think they're picking up too many jobs at one time.
Also, are there probably more men that are doing this job than women?
I feel like whenever I've ever had, I don't think I've ever had a female Door Dash person.
That doesn't mean they don't exist, I'm just saying.
No, I get female DoorDash people all the time.
I feel like men Uber at a much higher rate.
Like, if I have an Uber driver, there's like a 90% chance they're a guy.
And that thinking about it now, it's usually a middle-aged man.
My guess is men, if they don't have...
It's usually a middle-aged man.
It's usually a middle-aged man with lighting like this.
And the photo of their face, just like...
And they'll say and it'll be like it'll have like their interests. I love reading their bio
That's like my funnest that's like the funnest thing for me. I click on them and it'll be like, oh this person's glittering
knows English Spanish French whatever languages they know they're rating
It's always funny when they have a shitty rating. I go. Oh, I'm in for a ride
Dude cuz like anything below 90% means like people don't fuck with them
And you'll see a guy will be like 84% fucking great. I'm like dude. He's not gonna get like fired
It'll be like loves blank
You gotta bring that up do that shit next time you hop into dover see their interests bring it up
So I heard your your big fan of golf a
Lot opportunities do you like either a door dash and then women got only I heard you love talking about
TCG trading card games
What did he say?
He's D like Uber, DoorDash, and then women go to OnlyFans.
Oh my god.
What as like a side hustle?
For the rest of the Instacart drivers that don't have this issue, it can be extremely
challenging and dangerous.
After receiving a regular order of groceries, a delivery driver walked up to a home and
and was shot by a man that thought he was an intruder.
What? Why?
Why would you do that?
My door dashers near.
Did someone say Taco Bell?
Oh my God.
Who are you?
Ah!
You would sue for so much money though.
You fucking forget that.
Unless it's somebody in the house ordered it,
it just seems like, I don't know.
This is what happened.
He told, one, you're also shooting a guy
that didn't even intrude.
He's just outside of your house.
Well then, leave it at the door.
The guy, no.
What if a door dash drive I'll say this and I'll say this I'll stand by it for any reason if a door dash driver
Open my door to set my stuff inside shoot him. Oh you open the door
Yeah, I mean that's yeah, I don't know
Bring it out loud
Seems a bit except somebody opens the door. Yeah, that's yeah, you're getting blast
So there's no reason a person should be opening my door to come inside my house
I would assume that something bad was happening
Was it- was it that situation or was it just a guy who was just like firing rounds through his front door?
I'd get a riot shield.
I'm gonna have the cod riot shield so I can walk up to my average DoorDash driver experience.
Like you're a rainbow character. Just fucking like holding it down.
What is that guy's name? Montag- Montag- Montagni?
Just walk up to a front.
Some shit, Monty.
Door.
It turns out that the man's wife placed the order and didn't tell her husband so when the motion detectors went off
The husband spring into action and shot him with no hesitation
No, the motion sensors does he do that with animals?
How many times have you had a motion sensor go off like a raccoon all the time?
Oh, and you forgot that you ordered that shit or you didn't check bro
Like I think it'd be different if the guy was holding a weapon
But like your motion sensors go off you spring up you're worried and then you see the guys holding a bag of fucking food
That says fucking Chipotle
I'm going oh all the time. That's what I bring on my gun. Exactly. That's why I fire aimlessly maybe maybe there's his wife ordered it still
Would you not both chat before you shoot someone? Are you not checking?
Like oh, he's just delivering food. They're a naughty raccoon. What others the infamous video
We have to talk about even if you're like I didn't order food
You're still probably gonna chat that video the guy doing that. This is my fucking neighborhood
What a crazy, the edits have been so funny.
I love the one where it's the, uh, no I'm not human or whatever, or...
I feel like he'd be a DoorDash driver.
I could see him with those little fat ass caterpillars under the first eyebrows,
dropping off some fucking Popeyes or something.
Whenever a customer places an order, they often feel entitled to have the driver do whatever it takes
to get their groceries to their door no matter how ridiculous of a feat it may become.
One shopper accepted in an unusual order a 4, 24 packs of water bottles,
6, 12 packs of water bottles, and 7, 4 liters!
Yeah, see, that's like fucked up because then you're making that Uber driver carry like a shitload of weight.
And why are you ordering water?
I've distilled water and 7.4 liters of mineral water.
My God!
When they reach the customers home, they request it.
My lift is not working, just letting you know you have to deliver at my doorstep, my lift's 17.4.
Alright, so this, he's just fucking with him.
All right, you know my elevator doesn't work you have to carry you have to carry it fucking 140 gallons of water
To my up to my fucking apartment. They carry all the water up 17 fight and I have to cancel its 22 water bottles
74 it's a stairs because the elevator in the building you have to use stairs
I want all the water bottles, please don't cancel my water bottles
Otherwise I have to complain against against you. I don't think that there's a world where
Door dash or uber eats is is siding with the customer here
the fucking elevators broken he's requesting me to carry hundreds of
pounds of stuff up 17 fucking flights of stairs to get a $6 tip
building was broken news flash it's outside come do it yourself and in the
end the customer canceled the job leading to the shoppers $8 payment being
rescinded and increasing their overall cancellation rate that's fair eight bucks
oh this is a depressing job oh my god besides driving people around Uber also
offers a meal delivery service called Uber Eats
that is notoriously terrible to work for.
Like other food delivery service apps,
they pay their workers very poorly.
Because of this, some drivers come up
with creative ways to earn better tips.
Jade Phoenix was a full-time Uber Eats journey.
The thing that I see not with Uber, whoa, Uber Feets girl.
What?
I was gonna say, not with Uber Eats, but with Uber,
the thing that I've seen is somebody picks you up,
You usually go, hey, the driver will go, hey,
I'm going to drive you here.
If you want to ride back, here's my number.
Call me and just pay me cash, right?
And then they'll get the full amount.
And I've done that, right?
And that's a little sketchy.
Like, I'm a guy, so it's a little bit different.
I'm not as nervous with it.
But it's like, the guy drives me.
It's $40.
He's making like 20 of it, because Uber's just
taking a huge cut.
And he'll be like, hey, I'm going to be in the area.
You need me in fucking four hours call me and then I'll just come pick you up and
So that's usually like a better move ever who claimed is then they're getting they're getting more of the money
Find a sir's pocketing it grit method for raking in and same tips on literally any kind of order when dropping off people's food and snapping a picture
To the confirm the order she would purposely include her feet in the pictures
She there is no way that she's getting more fucking money from that claims her tip significantly increased after she began this new strategy
She even received additional money on top of the tip after she's sitting in the original picture you got way more than expected
$29.68
Do people like do girls like men's feet men with feet?
It's what what psychologically what it what is that would lower it dude some dude fucking whips out his dogs
Hairy ass fucking feet man. Just in the photo dirty as shit long-ass toenails
Oh, what is that? What is the feet obsession? I don't know. That's something I will never understand
Maybe we tried doing a foot video and it got demonetized or something.
That's the thumbnail.
If for whatever reason you want to watch it, it's on Patreon.
You don't get some kind of conspiracy happening.
You know what I mean?
Even like, yeah, big YouTube, whatever.
It's just like...
It's not just the customers that are creepy horn dogs, but the drivers as well.
After ordering food, a woman in the UK began receiving creepy messages from her delivery
driver.
She was being asked if she was home alone or if she was married.
When the woman said she was taken, the driver began begging her to leave him so he could hook up with her.
Leave her, baby!
The man got so desperate that he began offering as much as 10,000 pounds!
He doesn't even know what the woman looks like.
He's just offering a random woman off her name alone, fucking 10K to break up with her boyfriend.
For her to break up with her boyfriend, there's no way the pussy could have been that good.
UK pussy? You kidding me?
Oh man.
Well, I thought I thought I could leave them.
What the heck? I thought I could...
I thought I could leave the Chris at the door.
10,000 pounds, mom.
Hang on, I'll see.
It shows you their profile.
Yeah, but you're pro...
They're not gonna be able to see you.
They want me to do!
Well, looking to the driver's account to report him,
she found it even creepier that he's in 82% satisfaction rate,
which I was telling you, below 90%.
His listed reasons for delivering was hashing.
I will say I've had a driver after delivering my thing
be like, I'd love her videos.
I say, oh, thanks man.
And then it's the thing of, you wanna hang.
Shit like that.
God, that's creepy.
That's so fucking weird.
That is so fucking weird.
Exactly.
Understood.
Oh my god, bro delivers your food, you wanna hang out?
No, fuck off, you weirdo.
Don't ever do that.
Don't ever if you-
Oh, that's so weird.
Oh my god, that's so weird.
Bro, that or you need somebody in public,
they'll be like, bro, we should hang out sometime.
Ohhhh.
I've gotten that like twice, ever.
And I awkwardly have to go.
Nah man, I'm sorry man. I don't really know you.
I don't really know you, bro.
But we should smoke together sometime.
No, I think I'll pass, man. I have no idea who the fuck you are.
Don't ever con- There's no reason to contact me or anyone ever.
Or like that girl. Let's just say, let's just get me out of this, that girl.
If it's a girl now just being like, you know how hard it is for someone just to be like,
No, no, I have no idea how you're going to react to that.
You know what I mean?
No idea.
You've been around me when there's been people.
So it's always a risk because we've had a lot of we won't go into details.
We've had a lot of people that are that, bro, or more often the weird.
The it's weirder when they're like, yo, you want to hang out?
But sometimes it's like, yeah, I respect the hustle, but like, I'll meet somebody.
They'll be like, yo, I actually like I actually do social media.
Could you like follow me?
We can lie.
Hey buddy, I'm trying to like you know eat my food right now and you're asking me to follow you in collab
I think I think I'd rather not
And I'm not like and then I come off as a dick, but I'm like no like I'm out dude
It'll be like I'm out with Brooke eating you walk up to me while we're at the table
Interrupt the dinner, which is a little odd. You know, I think you should wait if I'm being honest
I don't care if people recognize me.
I love being able to talk to fans, but it's like if I'm clearly on a date,
I'm talking to my girlfriend.
You're kind of breaking that space, which is odd, right?
Especially if we're eating.
There's been times where I'm actively eating.
They walk up to me and then like on top of that to be like, hey, can you follow me?
Let's just say passion, passion.
Some drivers on these delivery apps.
Or the worst is when like dude there's a level of like respect to where it's like hey, can I get a picture?
99% of people hey, can I get a photo? Yeah, sure 1% of people
Yo
Dude, I love your shit
What are you fucking doing man, like I mean that's just like being weird like just like there
Walk up and be like, hey, can I film you?
Can we do a video, blah, blah, blah?
Like, can I take a picture?
You're ungrateful.
It's not ungrateful.
It's just fucking rude.
If you see that as ungrateful, I know you're probably
rage-baiting, but anyone that sees that as ungrateful
genuinely unfollow me, because the level of unawareness
you have of just like social boundaries
is fucking unreal.
If you're going to walk up to somebody
that you recognize already filming and be like, oh, dude,
What's up, man? You're putting on some animated persona, right? Like fuck off
I've to use them to cheat people out of free food in 2025 one man placed an order and saw that his driver was parked just down the street
When he asked why his food and had been delivered his driver said it was because his car had broken down
He didn't tell the customer that he should just be probably just refunded not believing a word
He said there was one guy when I was in Key West, bro
One guy I was in QS use the chillest dude ever. He wasn't weird. I see him
He goes, yo, why are you in Key West or you're filming a video? That's awesome. Hey, man. Could I get a hug? I went sure
Hugged him gapped him up dipped right
He was like I fucking love your videos, man. You've got me through a lot. I'm like, I appreciate that
It was a nice interaction. That's not weird. Now if he had walked up to me and been like
Puts his arm around me. Oh
He said the man got on his bike rode down the street to find who's Uber each driver
sitting in his car coming down on his food.
See that's why I could never be one of these.
I could never be one of these delivery drivers because I know I just see their order but
you know or go to some place and I'm like what is this place, get it.
That's what I did.
I'm going to go back and get her.
The customer confirmed the driver only for him to be left speechless before peeling out
in a panic.
That's a good way to choke though.
He said his car broke down, so tracked my order to find him again.
Speechless before peeling out in a panic, that's a good way to choke though.
At multiple restaurants around the world, you can find signs banning delivery drivers
and from using the bathroom.
This obviously upset a lot of drivers who pointed out that it's actually against companies
agreement with these restaurants as Uber requires them to give drivers access to their bathrooms,
okay?
Yeah, I don't think that's odd.
If you're an Uber Eats driver, you should be able to take a fucking pass.
Different of you're like, oh, I'm gonna fucking sponge bath myself in the McDonald's bathroom, but it's like, hey
I'm here to pick up an order by the way, can I fucking piss real quick?
Assholes and many don't care and can you to enforce the ban meaning many drivers are forced to make frequent pit stops
It even piss in bottles trucker style. I mean come on do that. It's not a gas station. That's not that big of a deal
Is it it's not on my rap? What's an average interaction with a fan?
on a fan
And now I'm me. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Dude. I watch you all the time. I go, oh, really?
That's awesome. You know, I love your YouTube videos. I was watching you two days ago. Can
I get a picture? Yeah. Take a picture. Tap them up. Have a good day. That's it. Regular
interaction, right? But see, you have 100 interactions. You're bound to have like three
are four that are just weird. Okay, the common awkward interaction is they go for a fist bump,
I go for a dap up or vice versa. And then we hit the awkward switch. And then it's like, ah,
out. I'm here to pick up the food. Why can't I fucking piss and you're meeting a fan annoy you?
No, it doesn't annoy me meeting a fan. It annoys me when they stare at me from 50 yards away for
for an extended period of time because either A,
they're not sure that it's me or B,
they're just too scared to walk up to me,
especially if they're in a group
and they're all kind of hovering around each other
and just constantly looking up and staring at me.
It like ruins the potential for me to have a fun time
if I'm like out and doing something nice
because they're kind of just like stalking me from afar,
like just walk up to me.
And so what I've done now is if I'm sure,
I've gotten pretty good at like, if I see them,
I know they know who I am
because there's like a certain stare they give.
So I just break that so I don't have to deal with that.
And I walk up to them and I go, do you know who I am?
And I've never had nobody.
I've never had somebody yet go, no, because it's pretty obvious.
Like they're going staring at the phone, staring at me.
So I just walk up to them.
I go, you know me.
And they go, yeah.
I go, thank fuck.
I usually go, I usually go, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to break like the awkward.
I want to piss in your toilet.
I think there's one time I pop a Murphy's I let.
That's ego, bro, it's not ego.
When I'm getting followed around a grocery store
for fucking 20 minutes.
One person used the bat.
They're tailing me from like the back end of the aisle.
Bathroom is.
You're not, you don't have the same shopping list as me, pal.
Huge mistake.
Just walk up to me.
Toward up to the fucking decimated.
Yeah, you can't man.
It's like a zombie outbreak.
You can't let one in and inspect the whole thing.
To me, I think everybody needs one.
Well, listen, there's a lot of people who take, who shit themselves or piss themselves and it's just out of their control.
I'm sick, you know, food poor, I mean, the only time I've ever denied people of taking a photo was when I've, I've been in a hurry.
Like, there was one literally while I was coming back from the trip with Jack, there were two guys that recognized me.
I'm literally walking to my gate. They're actively boarding. They go, Cho bar, I go, yeah, bro, what's up?
And I just keep walking. And I'm like, fuck, I know they wanted to talk to me, but like, I had to get on my plane, you know.
So it's like shit like that. It's like I feel bad because I'm like oh damn they probably thought I was annoyed
But like I'm not annoyed. I just like I got a death. Who knows what happened, right?
I think these are growing moments in a man's life. I don't know about women
I don't know what it's like wearing a thong and shitting yourself. I mean that must be that must be a giant
That must be a crazy feeling shitting yourself with a thong on splitting them up fuck her right down the middle as it comes out
I don't know. I can't tell you but I will say that I think
You should shit yourself a couple times your life. I think everyone needs to shit their pants at least once
It would be very humbling, very humbling to shit your pants, especially as a grown person.
I would say a couple, because the first time you're like, who on a fluke, and then the second time it really ground you.
Not again. Not again. That's the exact fucking...
Yeah, but then you're prepared, then you know, and it's preparing you for when you're potentially old and incontinent, and then you just shit your pants constantly.
If you think that you're a big man, and you shit yourself for like the second or third time, it's gonna humble you real quick, because it does a Godfairy man now.
But what if it's the opposite though? What if it turns you into like a, I don't give a shit now, that I'm like, I'm shitting my pants.
They were doomed to fail. It could have been, it was either this or heroin.
Oh dang, on hard drugs, or just becoming like a diaper play guy. That's what I think.
Incontinence? Yeah, incontinence. The inability to hold your own bodily fluids.
Incompetent. No, incompetent is somebody that's stupid.
Incontinence is the inability to hold your urine or poop.
Or maybe just shit some stuff.
You have that? No, but a lot of old people have that.
I don't know. It's gonna get his ass kicked a lot.
There's always so much time.
I have that.
But I'll let you know I've had to pee for the last three minutes
and I'm waiting for a segment where I'm able to go run to the bathroom in this video.
So, let's lock back in.
It's that people will have until they're just like, you reek of shit.
I'm gonna beat you up.
Which is what will happen. It will.
I'll beat you up, Chris.
Yeah!
If a guy's sitting there and he purposely, cuz after a while, you're gonna think your shit doesn't stink.
And vice versa, where one, you're like, I can't even tell.
But then two, you're gonna sit there and be like, oh, I pooped myself so much, I'm unstoppable with it.
What are they gonna do to me? Right?
And if a guy's sitting there and he's like, do you just shit your pants and he's like, look at me do.
Yep.
You're gonna get, someone's gonna kick your ass.
Nah, nobody's fighting a dude that just shit his pants. That's gonna be so awkward.
Like, you'd be annoyed, but you're just gonna walk away, dude. He's a biohazard.
You're telling me some guy flat out tells you he shit his pants and you're gonna fucking get closer and fight him?
Hell no.
Hell no. There are people like that though.
Brooks told me stories when she used to be a waitress.
There would be like old men that would be getting really drunk at the table and just pissing themselves on the stool.
There would be like puddles of water under them.
They'd be like, oh, we'll mop that up.
And then by the third time they're like, that's pissed.
And they tell the guy and he goes, oh, sorry, I won't do it again.
Stands up his fucking piss all over his body.
I don't know why. I wasn't thinking of straight peeing himself.
Dude, there's a bathroom 10 feet over there.
Start shooting yourself. You just get up all your hair. Yeah, James for the five
Go through a breakup ship it out of the Air Force at 18 days. Well, thank you for your service, man
I'm sorry you're going through a breakup, dude. I hope you're all right
Step and Tyler with the sub hero Ben Allison Indra hero King of Fida Harry Andre R. Do
Armin Prince Kuta here Harvey for the sub I came to the sub I think of the three my main account got banned. I
I said that about video about a China's about spelled it wrong. I wasn't even trying to be racist
Yeah, you were trying to spell the city, John King, and you spelled it not that way.
I unbanned you.
Daddy and Foxy for the sub world of the three, made you in Tomodachi Life, you and Gojah
are dating.
LaVar and Gomo for the sub, me and Gojah are dating.
Leon and Itz for the sub, Tim and Mr. for the sub.
Grab it even though three, when I graduate, comps, I'd agree, can't find a job, can you
BB for the sun, it's thank you for the five.
So Army, Army station in Alaska,
could I hear your take on the Army in military?
What do you mean by take on the Army in military?
I mean, I don't support war in general,
but I've always said I'm thankful
of the people that defend our country.
Like, whenever a chatter is like,
hey, I'm in the military,
I always try to say like, thank you for your service
because I think that's just like a respectable thing to do.
Like being able to have to do that, sign a contract
and you know, live somewhere completely foreign
for four or five years is like, so respectable.
You know what I mean?
Like I, just because I don't support war
doesn't mean I don't support veterans and people in the military.
You know what I mean?
Matt, thank you for the three.
Thank you for the good content, man.
Got dumped with the stream and me smile.
I'm sorry you got dumped, man.
Key and Nat, for the sub, Ethan for the three.
And Matt for the sub.
All right, yo, chat.
I have to piss so bad.
You guys need to count me down.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
I have to piss so fucking bad.
Find a song.
No, that would be, uh,
I saw your message that I would I I believe that that's not what he was trying to say because Chong King if
He spelled that it could auto correct
Potentially, I don't know like I would take the I would say the benefit of the doubt there
Because we did watch a video about Chong King I
Take both sides. Yeah, no, I I said that's his only strike. That's what I'm saying
It's like if he's been a sub for nine months, and he spelled that wrong like
Yeah
Invis and Matt for the sub James of the three. I don't think it's like he's yeah
It was a valid band, but like I get his reasoning. Sorry. I'm banned them. All right lock in
Apecia you get you revert back to baby. Is that why Jacob lost his hair?
I
Who knows dude who fucking knows that guy it's struck by lightning. You know it struck by lightning when it was like 19
That's where he started losing his hair. So I was a social god
That's like a super hero usually get powers from that but not him some of your team push-ups
I'll do it after this video
Not him he I think he's actually he used to be Jake also used to be like six foot they tell you that legitimately
He used to be six feet tall. No, I swear to God. He's the six. He's like he's shrunk
I'm not even joking. He's taller than me like for the longest time. I'm not even fucking with you. I'm telling you
Cuz I'm like I'm like how tall how tall yeah, but if you get fucking struck by lightning is that gonna that's not gonna
to spark you losing your hair and shrinking.
Oh my, like six what?
I legitimately, he was like a little taller than me.
You know, shorter than me.
You tell me, my fuck got struck by lightning
and his whole life just took a right turn.
Would you be fair statistically, the anomaly of that?
I mean, I don't know.
Who fucking knows?
I don't know.
Even the robots that Uber employees
are being targeted and destroyed.
In Philadelphia, both restaurants and residents
were excited about Uber's plan
to deploy delivery robots in the city,
but some angry citizens had other plans.
Which dude, fucking c**k, you're pretty excited.
Yeah, or, well, if that happens,
if you have like a delivery, a delivery bot,
fuckin' try to deliver your shit, it flips over,
it can't auto correct itself.
So does the app just cancel your order and refund you,
or do they be like,
oh, we need to get a service agent to come fuckin' fix it?
Citizens had other plans, what you do?
Fuckin' clinkers, what are you excited for?
Clinkers rollin' around your city.
Here's these little drones taking our jobs.
The homeless are fighting back, though.
I'm glad.
The homeless people, the homeless people in big cities are fighting delivery bots.
Only one month, multiple robots had been completely destroyed or vandalized.
Jack, we'll do the push-ups after this video.
Many were left to decay on the streets as well.
Online, multiple videos show people kicking them and sitting on them.
Others purposely block and place them off their set path.
Oh, it is easy to get food out of them.
I wonder how hard the lock is to break.
But if you are a homeless person, it's like, you know, you're not really, you're not really hurting anybody still in that food.
Sitting on them, others purposely block and place them off their set path, causing them further delay deliveries.
This hate for delivery robots runs deep, my friends.
And in fact, one man has an entire social media account dedicated to aggressively screaming and harassing any delivery robots they see in LA.
Watch what you do. Don't come at me. Don't come and go in a fucking shade. Don't you dare-
Arvin is on duty?
Wait, are these operated by people?
Or are they just giving this robot a fucking name?
Come at me like that.
Woo!
No, excuse you!
Excuse you!
Are you under the Terminator 2 mentality?
Wait, what?
Are...
Are delivery robots...
remote controlled?
I thought it was just like AI.
Most delivery robots are highly autonomous not remote controlled there are human ones on are there's humans on standby in case something goes wrong
That's the same thing with Waymo's like a Waymo's are AI self-driven
But there's like people in case something goes wrong tell you we're like I'm just gonna be nice to them in case they do takeover
I hate how they just give them names dude. Why are we giving a name to a fucking robot?
It's the delivery robot bro. Arvin. Arvin's on duty. Exactly. Just in case there's a conscious in there.
Hey buddy. Hey delivery robot. Jeremy been good day. You will fall. After all this,
Ubersnow plans to keep the robots in the city, claiming they were designed to be tampered with
and send alerts when they break down. There you go. They should have them explode if people mess
with them. Yeah exactly. Just, no they let out just straight fart spray. You get near it and start
fucking with it it just starts spraying you.
You're a reek of shit the next fucking three days.
Gleger.
Five, four, three, two.
I mean...
Mark, whatever type of shit you had just fucking sprays you with mace.
Straight bear spray to the eyes.
Move out of the fucking way.
I had somebody's Arby's steak nuggets to deliver.
However, if you don't move in three, two, one.
Like Sarah Connor.
It's probably well known by now, but DoorDash as a company is extremely, extremely evil
and has been caught treating its workers horribly on multiple occasions.
What's fucked up is it's still an app on my phone.
Is that food addiction?
You tell me.
Recently, the company had to pay out nearly $17 million to its drivers because from 2017
2019 it was caught using customer tips to subsidize driver's base pay rather than adding tips to the overall payout
That is so fucking scummy. I'll do you one better Nick
Well, isn't it also proven that like there is a like somebody I don't know if it was door to ash or Uber Eats
But there's like a whistleblower
That said that these apps number one or adding priority like if you pay three dollars for a priority order
It does actually nothing. It's like a myth. It's just farming money out of you
And then on top of that, like they have a system like an AI like computation thing to give a desperate rating to its workers and the higher your desperate rating, the lower the order like monetary amount will give you.
Like, if you're somebody that works for, like, Uber Eats, and you are really scrounging for cash,
you're gonna have a high desperate rating, and therefore they're just gonna give you the shittiest orders because you're just bound to take them.
And so if you're, like, more of a casual Uber driver, they're gonna incentivize you by giving you better orders that make you more money.
Like, per order.
Like, a desperate Uber driver might make more money, but they're doing more orders that are shittier.
I don't know if that's like definitively proven, but I remember that was like a big thing like a little bit ago
You're being set free
Order some Taco Bell
It's gone definitely not downloading as soon as I'm done. Definitely not reinstalling that app in 15 minutes
Well, here's the weird thing is, are they owned by different companies, like as Uber Eats
and DoorDash competitors, because when you use both of them, they're identical in UI.
Like if you use, I've used both, they're identical.
Isn't that not weird?
Like if you use them, like it looks slightly different, but like the same scroll page,
they just look the exact same.
Like if you're on the app, you have no idea which one you're using.
They're definitely not identical.
They're very similar.
In 2025, air traffic control workers up in the tower at Chicago Air Airport notice a
small red car driving across runways and into restricted areas.
Wait, what?
Delivery driver finds way on the secured areas that don't care if the airport drives miles
before being spotted.
control workers up in the tower at Chicago Air Airport notice a small red car driving across
runways and into restraining areas what the hell is that little doctor's car driving across
when they learn were they doing it were they just like insane driving on the runway or were they
trying to like get a shortcut to deliver food faster airport security they stopped the car and
I'm on the dark. Oh, sorry. I'm lost. I don't know. I got you. I was just following the Uber Eats GPS
Yes.
Fuck.
Hahaha.
Did I take a wrong turn?
Oh god.
I'm flying right above him.
Woah!
How could you get in this area?
I think it was an old guy who got lost.
He's 36!
Yeah, he's not an old guy.
I mean, you'd have to pass barriers, dude.
I feel like you'd have to drive through a fucking fence.
Like, you can't just mistakenly drive onto a runway.
Like, he was right next to an airplane.
old guy 36 years old, Nick, an old guy got lost. Yeah, he was an 84 year old man. I'd
be like, why is this new 36 a man? How did you get there? How did you get past the gates?
It's not even get past the gates. Like airport runways are so big. Chicago or hair airport is
so massive that it's like for him to get to an airport gate, he would have driven like two miles
on this fucking runway like he would have been passing planes that were actively moving around him
he just didn't have a door dash and they're like they open the gate i mean what the fuck happened
apparently he just drove straight through the gate at the front of the tarmac and began driving for
miles up up and down up and down the area to the runway i mean there's planes everywhere
well they once they saw them they probably grounded everything you know what the thing earlier
Your flight gets delayed?
Sorry, there's actually a man in a smart car that is driving around our runway.
We will be taking off as soon as he gets the fuck off.
Men, they're in this, they're so stupid.
What, where am I supposed to go?
What terminal are you at? Are you at? What gate?
It was determined this is somehow completely unintentional.
An investigation ended up with the man being let go without any charges.
How?
How did he unintentionally drive into an,
it do because it's like
Right when you when you notice you're on a runway, wouldn't you just turn around like okay?
Sure, he drives through the gate thinking that he's going into a gated neighborhood
But then the second he's on like a tarmac and he's seeing fucking planes land. I feel like he'd be like oh no
Like why would he continue driving up and down?
There had to be some kind of medical or there has to be something that they're not telling us
How do you let that go driving your fiat up and down the fucking runway I can see someone doing this to some dumbass
I did your dash in high school. I drove around the Samsung construction site drove around for 20 minutes looking for the guy
I got stopped by armed guards and that helped me at this random checkpoint for an hour
They took the food and said they'd get it to the guy and let me go Wow
Damn for the sub dudes with guns pulled up Grant Morgan and RCM for the subject Austin met they give us up
Invis for the sub Midwest idiot would be like one walking the airport food. I'm just gonna door dash something to the airport
You're like Chuck J. C. Stream
Brother why what's happening? Oh no
Are you just playing rock at me?
And start jet it look like a cool day out in twitch today y'all
looking like a fool big out in twitch today y'all all right guys let's get it
on rocket league what oh was he on my stream oh my god he's actually playing
rocket league I feel like he never plays rocket league anymore is he done
with league bro and chatters is be lying and being like yo they're calling
somebody's calling Brandon for the sub like what are you you have to go through
TSA idiot, you know, but I could see someone doing that almost got banned from what is the Austin Airport?
I was late for my plane and I saw them closing the door so I sprinted down and no one was at the kiosk
So I just pulled out my ticket and scanned it myself and then I went up to the locked door and I tried to open it
That's you yelling trying to get somebody's attention I gave up went to the lady to help me after she came back
They were trying to get me on another flight. They're like, hmm, this is where it says you're on the flight
And I was like, oh yeah, I scanned it. And then she's like what? She started sweating
She was really nice, but then airport security came up and she's like, yeah, don't ever do that again
Regardless of how insane some drivers act it's hard not to feel bad for them considering that working for DoorDash is extremely draining
Y'all ever miss a flight? I've never missed a flight, but I've been very close. I have had multiple times where
More when I was a kid
Because you're relying on other people getting you to the airport now. I don't really miss flights
Now I'm pulling up two hours before I need to and then I just get drunk at Chicky and Pete's I
Feel like airports have this magnetism towards people where it's like might as well get drunk
Of course you do bro. It's not just me every airport like every 10 feet. There's a bar
So I'm like might as well, you know. Oh, it's it's 8 a.m. on a Thursday the bar is open
Might as well might as well get a drink. Hey, I'll get a D. Serrano and coke. Thank you
Yeah, 8 a.m. Can I get some eggs too? Thanks
Dublin Airport, but that's any airport any airport motherfuckers getting drunk at any time of the day
It's wild. I think it opens dude
You know what's crazy is I know because I've been to an airport
and I've tried to get a drink before that I was allowed to.
And they were like, oh, man, it's 5 AM.
6 AM is when the bar opens.
I go, oh, oh, yeah, no.
Serving liquor at 5 AM?
Serving liquor at 6 AM, no.
That's fine.
That's where, hey, that's crazy to drink at 5 in the morning.
But 6 AM, hey, that's not that crazy.
Oh, yeah, just have a pre-flight shot.
I just don't understand that.
But I've never missed a flight.
I've been close where I was like dropped off too late and then I'm asking people to fucking cut in line in TSA feeling like a dick
I hate when people do that
Because part of me just wants to go hey shoulda shut up earlier pal
But the only time I miss flights now or it's like connecting shit where it's like have you ever landed a connecting flight and
You say you landed 630 your fucking flight starts boarding at 635
I'm in fucking Denver airport in terminal a and I have to be in terminal k and my plane's boarding right now
So I'm hitting a fucking tactical sprint
Dodging the old people that are walking at three miles an hour to fucking try and make my flight
Unfortunately however, that's the worst for some drivers take out their frustration on the customers after trying to surprise their partner with some Asian food
One woman was shocked to see that her driver had sent her a picture of him next to a dumpster and peeing on their meal completely
I'm prompted completely. I'm prompted. How do it see this is what I'm saying though. How do we know it's completely unprompted?
There's some there. We're only getting one half of the story. I think so don't be wrong
I do these things do happen some just people freak out
I think when people make these stories you're leaving a little bit of information aren't you? What did you do?
Hey, man, how you doing today? I think it's some stuff that just being like hey, just so you know, I'm in line
Whatever, I'm in line because I'll get it. I'll you get a message like that from Dornash or sometimes I'm in line
Pick up your order explanation point
I bet some person would be like make it quick just a little just so yeah, yeah piss them off
Where are you? Where are you? Why are you driving so slow?
Okay, buddy. Fuck you. I just wouldn't deliver it though. I wouldn't pee on the order
That was just that the breaking point for that day like no, you know, you know what you you know
What you would actually need to do you don't pee on the order you still deliver it you just shake the bag up
You go. Oh, there's liquid
fucking put it down cool I'm gonna take the stood still good food but it's like
up now it's all over the place I'm sure piss all over it a pole fries all over
the bag by this the woman asked what was going you bitch I piss on you on and
all he said was and I quote you bitch I piss on you before into the conversation
I don't know. Where is I have?
Dordasher's name is Negman. Where is I have Front Porch?
All he said was, and I quote, you bitch, I piss on you before any of the conversation.
The woman called the police and allegedly got his car impounded. However, when she posted the DMs
to r slash dordage expecting sympathy, many of the customers found the situation funny,
Which enraged her even more it is funny if I'm also oh it is funny. No, it actually is funny
I would also be I would also like try and get him fired, but in the moment. I'd be like that's kind of hilarious
I'd be annoyed I'd be annoyed for like five minutes because I'd be like fucking hell man
Now I need to order more food the Asian food get me get him fired and then you fucking you know
We fucking get over again, right? It's your go it's a it's one meal
You guys see this? This is funny?
Yeah, I think she definitely fucking did something.
I think she did.
Yeah, why are you posting it on Reddit, assuming that people are gonna be sympathetic towards you?
That's our first problem.
Ask.
Some guy peed on my DoorDash order.
Oh, I'm so sorry. That's so upsetting.
Just based on-
Oh, I would be so upset if I were you.
Oh my god.
My heart goes out to you.
Is it a reaction?
back even though it was mean you're not frustrated. It's just something we're not getting. Another driver
was arrested after she got caught pepper spraying a customer's order. Courtney Stevenson had just
finished delivering an Arbius order. Bro, I heard about this one. Was this one recent?
I feel like I saw this on TikTok. Yeah, it's only 25. He got caught pepper spraying a customer's
order. Courtney Stevenson had just finished delivering an Arbius order to a home in Evansville,
Indiana, which he pulled out a small bottle of mace from her key chain and sprayed it inside
around the bag. With the customers brought it inside and began eating, the wife began to choke
and vomit. Then her throat was burning. It's horrible, but it's also just- I mean like the fumes-
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like unless you ordered something that was like really spicy,
what would you be like? Wait, this is like foul.
Lone would be so insane that once again it's a Midwest couple being like oh god damn
chicken a child of the Chinese chicken this shit is popping open
You'd have to smell it's not that bad Carol
Arby's just smells like pepper spray base
Bro, I've never eaten Arby's
At least that I remember I think I've eaten Arby's maybe once I told you she went with
General Charles Courtney was charged with two counts of battery resulting in moderate injury two counts of consumer
Like fucking biochemical warfare, dude. You're spraying food with fucking pepper spray on a tampering and was banned from DoorDash
Can we do we get a like a reasoning at I hate when it's just like we get we say this we move on
I want to be like why did you do that?
Like what made you go I'm gonna spray this order with pepper spray a tampering and was banned from DoorDash
Also horrible fit
Horrible fit we got blue jeans a long black leather jacket and just a tucked-in white shirt
Max they give the three I just broke up my girlfriend
I knew it was gonna end like this last night. I took a lot of pills ended up throwing them all up
I fell into a
Psychiatric hospital or I was in a high psychiatric hospital for two months
My mom kept saying she wish she never had me. I'm the worst thing to happen to her.
Life's been pretty rough any advice. Well, please stop trying to overdose on pills number one
And you need to get serious help man. I'm sorry that your mom's saying that shit to you. That's never right, but
There's no reason to kill yourself, man
I don't really know what I could give you advice wise. You're saying you have nobody to talk to if you're constantly trying to commit suicide
Man, I would say call 988. It's a suicide hotline
If your home life is that bad, I think that's something where you might need to help with a professional and might need to go somewhere else, man.
Suicide's not the answer, dude, but if you're in that sort of position, I don't really know what I could say, dude.
I wish you the best, but I'm sorry you're going through that.
Bobby LV and Wessie the sub.
Dash the floors.
A driver named Olivia was caught up in a massive scandal after receiving a delivery.
The instructions stated to leave it on the front steps of the home, which I will say the delivery note option
Bernie for three and I'm sorry that that girl broke up with you, dude
But again, I don't think that's another reason to take a bunch of pills
Mine on the field was caught up in a massive scandal after receiving a deli-
Or dash the horse a driver named Olivia was caught up in a massive scandal after a delivery the instructions this one
This was the one that like blew up where it was like there was like a naked man on a couch
And she took a picture of him and she was saying that he was like waiting for her with the door open
But he said that she opened the door
Stated to leave it on the front steps of I don't even know what actually the full result was of this case
I feel like she got like find or something the home which I will say the delivery note
Unicorn for the three
I have a genuine question about a sophomore got sick mid-year weird headaches. Will this crazy tank college will this crazy tank college app odds?
No, your college application junior and senior year matters the most
If you failed one class, it's not that big of a deal. I mean you're not gonna go to an Ivy League, but
Like you're fine
Option minus will not even be there. It's really not hard to get into college if I'm being honest because I've no
which I will say, the delivery note option minus will not even be there because I've never seen them actually do it.
I've, it's almost always disregarded.
I digress.
When Olivia arrives, she knows the door just slightly creaked open.
After a brief inspection, she could see a naked home on her sleep on the couch instead of-
Yeah, filming him's wild.
Walking away and reporting the customer on the app, she decided it would be a good idea to walk further into his home and record him.
Everyone's probably seen this-
Her walking further into his home is claimed later by the man in court. There's no publicly available evidence.
story by now, but it still appalls me. I can't believe it. She then went home and uploaded
the footage to TikTok claiming she had been sexually assaulted.
Wait, hold up. This is a lot.
ULTED
Contrary to popular belief, the video you just watched is the only publicly available evidence. No original upload or ring cam video exists on the internet in which she opens the door that was slightly a jar, or we were not able to find it.
The screenshots from the deleted videos is just a chop of the original footage.
In the only video that is on the internet, she does not touch the door, she does not enter the house, and she clearly follows the instructions from the note on the app, which if followed would force anyone to see the man on the couch.
Yeah, I think that's where we're in this weird gray area where it's like, okay, well, why is this dude butt naked on the couch, and why is his door unlocked?
and was it open the only other existing footage is the additional footage
mentioned in the police report is not public and therefore does not specify
what the footage is oh my god so it's not on social media but the police have
it there's no publicly available video of her if you see a naked person sleeping
hold up although there are some really bad AI gender okay if you see a naked
person sleeping is an assault.
He's in his own home.
Um, I think where you get into the debate is why.
Yeah, you're allowed to be naked in your own home.
That's not illegal.
I'm saying if he ordered food and was naked in front of the
door and left the door wide open, that's a problem.
The debate comes from the idea of whether or not the door was
open to begin with.
Like, like,
Is it reported if the door wasn't open? He's fine. Yes. I would say so then it's on her
That's the gray area. I don't know you tell me
I don't know how cracked it was blah blah blah, but I digress to me
Why is Libby saying I'll mute it? I'll shut up yet. The lawyers having green footage of her opening the door
They said oh the lawyers have footage of her opening the door. It sounds like
a drunk man
Orders food and passed out on his couch whatever if it was fully open and it was a screen door and the person is naked there
Yeah, and it's also different if he was like awake and like doing something versus him just being like passed out drunk asleep naked
The door was probably cracked
She should have just left it and then opened it saw him naked and then filmed it
I don't really know though like I don't want to assume actually that would be like that's what the fuck are you doing
The internet did not side with her and called her insane for walking to someone's home
Even if the door was slightly open things would only escalate when she continued to post online
Screaming at the top of her lungs and doubling down that she was sexually assaulted and how doordash was in the wrong for banning her when local
Police got hold of her footage they determined that the man was clearly drunk and asleep on his couch
This clearly indicated that there was no assault or wrongdoing since he was in his
Yeah, like that's what I was saying like if he was like a like left the door cracked and he was like fucking like
Jork in it or some shit on the couch like that'd be like way fucking worse
But like I think the way that the lawyers are mocking it up against her was drunk man
Ordered door dash fell sleep naked on the couch door was probably cracked
She should have just dropped the bag off left saw the doors cracked open the door saw naked opened it more filled in like
Oh, no for money. I don't know though. Like that's I have no idea how this turned out
Olivia would pop even a three. I'm sorry over the porn addiction. I've been been addicted since I was 16
I'm now 20 brother. I I don't want to be that guy. I like I wish you the best
Maybe hit up a hotline or Google like porn addiction hotline
Why are you asking Joe Bartolozzi how to get over a porn addiction? I don't understand how I can help you
Malakay prox and slap the sub blunt Johnny and Angie for the sub
Interactions, but however in January 2026 she was charged with two felonies one charge of unlawful surveillance and another oh
She got fucking charged
There's no assault or wrongdoing since he was in his own home for months Olivia would defend her actions
But however in January 2026
She was charged with two felonies one charge of unlawful surveillance and another a dissemination of unlawful surveillance images each
Carrying a maximum sentence of four years in prison. They're saying a few bad Apple
Wow
whole bunch is definitely applies to delivery drivers as we've all had annoying experiences dealing with them for some people
Messing with their food is enough to put an entire app on their shit list which justifiably so most of them do their jobs correctly
But there are plenty of drivers that seem absolutely incapable of doing but like if she if he was if it was like crap
Why would she do that? That's what I understand
Like I don't know man
We're never gonna know though if it's like the lawyers have this video that is it released to the public of like her opening the door
Then that's like the biggest thing is like if the door wasn't open and she opened the door, then it's fully on her
It's it's literally one or the other
in their job. So the next time you order food online and it gets delivered correctly, you're
respectful. After all, you never know how insane their shift has been, right guys? And
also too, I will say, I mean, I have respect for the DoorDash driver and stuff. It's a
meal. It's a meal. I granted you paid money for it or whatever. If they didn't deliver
in the right spot and you had to walk a few extra feet to get to whatever you had to do
X, it's not the end of the fucking world. You know, did somebody fuck up your order
and you had to, you know, you had to like live with another thing. These things don't
make it justifiably okay just to be like well I guess I'm just gonna get walked
over but at the same time just like let it fucking go man or just don't order
through the app anymore you choose a different one yeah I think it's like
from a customer perspective if you're having like repeated bad experiences like
just stop ordering food you know what I mean that was a good video though I did
enjoy that yeah I don't know that one thing though with the door dash lady I
remember seeing it on social media like months ago when this happened and I
remember just seeing everyone be like you are like not siding with her being
like oh you're fucking insane why would you do this blah blah blah and then I
saw her response and then it was like nothing and then I remember seeing an
update that she was in court and I was like oh fuck so it definitely got a lot
it got to the point where I don't know if she's like arrested but she's being
charged with something or she was charged like what what is the full update on
that. Let me look that up. We got to do pushup sign now. What would I even look up? Doordash
lady arrested. Doordash driver who posted TikTok of nude sleeping man claimed she was assaulted is
indicted. She was arrested for allegedly taking the video of the customer in a
compromised position. She's been accused of degrading the victim by a
recording intimate parts of his body when such a person has a reasonable
expectation of privacy without such a person's knowledge of consent. Yeah, because
She was recording a naked man asleep, like, I don't know.
And then posted it.
I feel like that's the thing, too.
Like, if she had just gone directly to the police,
it would have been a different situation.
You know what I mean?
Where it's like, oh, you're posting this on social media,
and you're recording a man, and then just like airing his shit
out versus like, oh, let me out.
Like, she's saying she was assaulted.
Like, why are we going on TikTok instead of going to the cops?
You know, that's like the one thing that I don't get.
And I understand there's like a level of like social accountability people would
have, but it's like in so many cases, it's like, why are you not just going to the cops?
Like, they never go to the cops.
Like, it's always just like, okay, I'm going to post this.
Pop the three.
You took me out to the life show.
Can you do that?
No.
Um, and pot, man, I understand you think I've got advice, but if you have a porn addiction,
Dude, you got to fucking solve that yourself.
I can't help you with that.
That's something that you're going to have to like,
you know, I don't know.
Like, I don't know if there's hotlines for that,
but like, I can't really get, like, I don't,
I can't give you, I can't give you advice for that.
Actual of the three.
If you have any ideas, you have a lot of skills
there to play, but it's not a bad choice.
I actually, and I actually have a sub,
Bond to the sub, EP, thank you for the three.
Jordan a little crax, he's feeling it while opening,
while I even open it.
Mala and Aaron for the sub,
Slada for the sub, Proxene K for the sub,
Pop for the three.
I don't know.
If I was a door bass driver
and I saw a door that was like cracked open
and I was delivering food,
I would either A, close the door,
or B, just drop off the food and walk away.
Like I'm not gonna be like, oh, why is the door ajar?
Oh, I gotta do pushups.
Oh, Pop for the three.
How many do I have to do?
I don't know how many were redeemed.
It's not 50 not a thousand I think it's 30
We'll do 30
All right lock it in
We're gonna play we're gonna play a song
Oh, I rip these.
Big for the sub.
All right potato and a thank you to something for the sub I don't like fucked up my camera
All right chat we got like fucking 20 minutes and then I got a dip what do we want to do
you had bad form I did not fucking bad form chat here's the schedule by the way I'm a little out
out of breath.
We got like 20 more minutes than I got to do.
Tomorrow, I'm not live.
Sunday, we're doing early react day at noon.
Monday, not live.
Tuesday, Saro's fours are rising six on the driving wheel,
maybe random shit.
Wednesday, Subnautica, two finishing the game.
Thursday, 007, maybe 2V2 Groovy Bro, Wikipedia Speed Race,
I have no idea.
Friday, reacts.
Saturday, the 30th through June 2nd, four days, I'm not live.
Posting on YouTube, I'm gone.
We're going to be back running upstream.
The third, REACTS games.
We have more 007, more random games.
If we fuck with 007, we have a charity stream,
Shatter, Approve, June 5th, Matching Chat Stone is up to 10K,
fighting drug addiction.
Then the airport security game drops.
We have a gross shot review coming up
that I have to buy a bunch of chip for.
Toronto to LAF coming up at some point.
Yu-Gi-Clab, Kill-Those-Are-Clab, bunch of gaming, we'll go from there.
Jack Pemberick video in like three weeks.
Geogester?
I haven't played Geogester in a while. I feel like I'm a little rusty now.
Quick back, quick background tour.
You know my background.
See it every fucking day.
We got gamer subs in the back.
Good Bart, 10% off.
Pickle Rick.
bunch of Funko's, Ironman mask, Twitch heart,
chill alien dude, Danny Dachito,
lava lamp, YouTube plaques,
GeoGuessor globe, or not GeoGuessor globe.
I want it from a GeoGuessor event.
World globe.
One chip challenge, fuck no.
Nate and Landon for the sub, Potato and Ass,
they give the sub.
I don't know if we're about to rip jackbox. Let me see if there's like a short horror film we could watch
I have a good philosophy videos soon we might watch it on Sunday, I don't know
Scary videos do you have any good ones? I feel like we haven't been we haven't gotten any good scary videos in a while I
I feel like right around now not many short horror films are dropping somebody reading Ted said that
Yikes landed Nate and toast for the sub
Psychology video soon on what if you have any of these you can watch again, Joe
We play a video such that gives us that jack box with VIPs and mods. I don't think we're gonna do jack box right now
We could watch a horror short film called snake dick
Don't really know what that's about.
We can't watch this.
We cannot watch this new, uh, yeah.
Why?
Because it's actually, it's a snake dick.
It's a penis, but it's a snake instead.
Osh and Derek for the sub.
Elbows for the three.
Thank you for the stream.
So it's not with an impression loop for the past few months.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Your videos have been my escape.
You're amazing.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Thank you.
We're not doing jackbox.
Um, let's do,
bro, there's gotta be a good short horror film.
Are you fucking serious?
CS, Gio.
We could run Gio, dude.
We have been talking about so much Gio yesterday,
but there's also a cycle on the road.
Directed by Curry Baker.
Oh my god, should we just watch this? This is the guy that made obsession.
This is the director of obsession.
It's a video called Enigma.
Oh, he's in it, too.
Wait, this is awesome. Nobody cares.
Uh, buddy, it's gonna be peak.
Enigma.
I don't know if it's horror. It says it's a psychological thrill.
It's not T.O.S. Chad, he's not actually throwing up.
Oh, I've been there. I have no fear of vomiting anymore.
Fucking yak, no problem.
Rip to Drake in the gang they passed at a party.
Paintball game that will end it all.
Rest in peace to my beautiful children.
Saw my mom for the last time.
Want to spend time.
Want to spend our time different.
Huge suicide party tomorrow.
What?
Oh, do they think the world's ending?
Has he been sitting there all night?
We've been sitting there all night.
Hey, man.
What have you been?
Sorry.
I've waited up all night.
Yeah, sorry, man.
It's just...
That's Curry Baker.
Busy because it's in the world for some, so...
Sorry.
Hey, um...
Sorry.
Hey.
Why are you still working?
Oh, it's just the world's ending.
Well, they keep scheduling me, so why not?
Skydive with no parachute. Say goodbye with SkyDrive LA.
Oh my god, he ate my fuck two-thirds of the pizza.
YOOOOOO!
Like you should-
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, wait chat. I actually think he just had an itch on his leg there.
Oh yeah, no, that's what it was.
All right, lock in.
You didn't say it.
It's the end of the world honey. Your father and I are making the most of it. Like you should be.
Sure. Your father says hi. He says he loves you.
Hey mom, I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed.
What? She put your dad honey. Go have fun. This is the only time in her life you're going to be able to do something.
I want to have a bunch of like we did.
Skydiving.
That would be fun.
Skydiving.
I called.
It's a 46 hour wait.
Oh wow.
Why are they doing, I don't understand this.
I don't understand this at all.
If the world's ending, why is there 15% off deals to skydive to your death?
I don't understand why there's companies that are trying to make money if money's meaningless
if everybody knows the world's gonna end in seven days.
I called.
It's a 46 hour wait.
Oh wow.
I just, I hope you're not wasting any fucking time.
Go phone mom.
I'm gonna get some rest.
I love you, Adam.
I love you.
Bye.
No point in locking your door
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Do you have a shopper rewards card?
Seriously.
For the points.
For the points that I'm going to end up using.
The world's ending.
You really believe that BS?
Oh, is this like a, is this like a fucking Y2K thing where it's like some people think
the world's gonna end and a lot don't?
You can hear them.
They've been saying that shit since the 80s.
It's propaganda.
Why do you think all these companies are pushing suicide?
It's population control men.
Those are your private companies?
Well, we certainly know something we don't.
What do you think they're gonna do with all the money from their creative suicides?
A lot of effort from the yacht for one day and then die.
Would you like a bite?
Okay, please.
Locked out of your own house.
It's gonna be Curry Baker in there.
They're saying you could hear them. Like there's like aliens or some shit?
What do you mean you could hear them? There's like monsters that are ready to kill people.
Hey. Hey. Hey. What are you doing in my place?
No, no, no, this is my place, man.
You're in my apartment.
Oh, sorry, man.
I was all turned around.
The door was open, and I'm a little drunk.
I thought this was my unit.
I'm sorry, Richard.
I'm not going to get him with the bag still in his hands.
People should do this more.
Are you holding up for her?
Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't smell like her.
I have a chair at the end of the world.
It doesn't mean you give up.
Damn bro, what would you do if you knew the world was gonna end in like five days?
I would definitely eat like shit. I mean I feel like you'd be so nervous you couldn't eat. It'd be like being on death row.
Like you wouldn't want to eat.
I
Was eating ice cream of the fork and I'm triggered
Oh, they still got a week oh
Yeah, I'd start smoking cigarettes
Don't do cigarettes. If I knew the world was gonna end in seven days, I'd probably start smoking cigarettes.
How do you crack?
I'm not sure if I was ripped out of the photo.
Oh, is that his girlfriend?
Oh, that was the girl he was looking at.
Why would you even keep the photo?
Yeah, him crying and then being happy the next day really makes it seem like he's going
to kill his ex-girlfriend.
Oh, doesn't that I give you a call?
Do you remember Evelyn?
Evelyn?
Evelyn, middle school to high school.
Remember?
Oh, yes.
You two were always such good friends
before you met Cassie.
Yeah.
What about her?
Yeah, he burned broken up with this girl for years,
and he's still fucking thinking about her.
Mom, do you think I made a mistake?
Oh my god.
Spending all the time I did with Cassie
for it to just end like it did?
I think I did.
I did.
I pushed all my friends away.
Put all my eggs in one basket, and now it's all over.
Evelyn asked me once if I was given the chance
to know when I was going to die, what I want to know.
Yeah.
I remember I said, yeah, I would.
I'd be cool if no.
Planet.
When I was coming, we argued about that.
She thought it was an awful idea.
She was always right.
It was.
Stop it.
I want to hear this.
I'm sick of it.
I don't have time for it.
I don't have time for it.
We all don't have time for it.
Figure out how you want to spend your days,
but please don't waste mine with this negative energy.
I am trying to exclude my life.
It's kind of a loser-ass mom.
I feel like as a parent, even if the world's ending,
you kind of got to be there for your kids.
there for your kids. I think that would be a valid response from like a secondary friend.
Like if you if you had a friend that like there's a week left alive. I have a friend from high
school that calls me he's like man I think I messed up I'd be like dude I don't give a shit if I'm
being honest. I don't care. Like.
Don't call me again unless you have something positive to say. Okay,
honey. Wow.
If I knew the world was gonna end, I'm going to flirt with my friends,
moms.
You most certainly already do that.
Hey Evelyn, I really think we messed up when I was in high school, I really fell in love
with you and I'm sorry that I broke up with you.
It's been six years
Is he watching every movie?
Well, like what is the Earthquakes? What does that mean?
Hey Evelyn, it's Adam. I hope you're doing well. I'm calling because I don't know, you're
probably busy or whatever, but give me a call when you can. I'd love to talk to you before.
Anyway, it's Adam.
Oh my god, Evelyn's following it back.
Hello?
Hmm
Hello, hello
Hi
Stop fucking calling me weird
That fucking calling me want me 40 messages
It's a good hear voice
I got your message I glad you did thanks for getting back to me it's been such a
long time yeah have you been what you've been doing right now I'm stationed
in Florida with the Climate Crisis Coalition doing our best to
save what's left of the ocean, or, you know, trying to.
It's been great to see so many people still trying to fight back.
Given the circumstances.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about you?
Honestly, you know, eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream and gooning, so...
It's the, uh, stupid shit.
What you're doing sounds incredible
Yeah
Why'd you reach out?
You remember senior year
Oh, it's Jackson. Oh
You know always held our math class back because nobody could figure out the quote. Oh
Immediately tune him out a dr. Formula
So once we got to the cafeteria, every spot was taken.
So we'd sneak up to the catwalks in the drama theater
and just hang out there.
And that would be our place the rest of the year.
No one would bother us.
And we'd talk about our lives and our goals and our futures.
I've been thinking about that.
Those times we had.
I asked myself what happened, but I already know the answer to that.
I've been wasting all this time since the gym's eight o'clock started ticking, and...
I just didn't take anything mattered anymore.
But I'm wrong, and now I'm trying to play catch-up.
I'm reaching out because if there's one thing I do before I die it's to let you know I love you.
Yo, you're like 26 reaching out to somebody you haven't spoken to in like eight years telling them you love them.
I always have.
What the fuck is that ugly face, bro? Libby, this is so weird.
I'm sorry, I never said it sooner.
Like, even if the world's ending, bro, he's saying he loves her.
I'm like, bro, you guys haven't told me...
you
you
you
you
you
I
You what I'm sorry
That was a good video
All right chat I got a bit
Oh
Ranch for the sub yo Franky, bro. Thank you for the free
Sure film was cool. Obsessions because fuck bro. That's literally. I'm so excited to see that
We got a cake for tomorrow minimum three keg stands just to get in the door, bro
You actually bought a keg Conor the three. I'm down
Hallmark movie a type resolution
Octify thinking this up for a W Frankie, bro. I love Frankie come on Ian's ulti for the sub Conor the three
If I knew the world was gonna already read that Lee and pyro the Sun, but I love Curry Baker
I love his comedy shit, too
Like that's why I'd be able to pivot from like short sketch comedy to making like one of the most highly rated like horror films
This year or even the last few years
But yeah chat we're calling that there
If you have any videos of launch give it to play video such not paper such that I can such it
I've already pushed on the main of the game. Thanks for watch that
Tomorrow I'm not live I'm gonna be live Sunday at like noon
It's an early stream, React day, maybe some philosophy of React, maybe a little bit of gaming.
Monday I'm not live, Tuesday's gonna be tomorrow's, fours are eyes and six driving wheel, Sim day,
after Soros on the PS5.
Wednesday, finishing sub-Dota 2, Thursday, not really knowing what we're doing yet.
Friday's React, then I'm gone the 30th to the second for four days,
supposed to be while I'm gone, then we're back running out stream.
Got up a few collabs with Yugi and Killdozer planned, we're gonna be doing a 2v2,
Broby bro at some point whether it's this Thursday or soon
Charity stream for shadow proof rate matching chat so it's up to 10k June 5th
React a planning a charity stream later on in the late summer time and then we'll go from there
All right, or a group charity stream rather, but yeah chat
Appreciate y'all. I'll be out fun and let's fucking raid. Who do we want to raid? Oh my god, do you see he's playing forza?
What the fuck?
Zay for the sub pyro and leave for the sub all right appreciate y'all I'll be on fun and I'll catch y'all later
We are going to rate in five four three two once you guys