WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.060 you 01:00.000 --> 01:09.800 How's everybody doing on this fan fucking tastic friday everybody hold up 01:14.640 --> 01:21.280 That thumbnail spine you spelled touch touch 01:30.000 --> 01:46.040 Okay, chat. Sorry. I was responding to my editor and he spelled the word touch wrong. 01:46.040 --> 01:55.000 T O U T C H. I let him know I said, I said, Hey, buddy, love you, man. Yeah, gotta learn 01:55.000 --> 02:01.320 how to spell I said it's it's like every other thumbnail you spell wrong like we 02:01.320 --> 02:09.240 need it and some broke 90% of them I um I correct him but sometimes like have you 02:09.240 --> 02:13.000 ever read something that's spelled wrong and it made sense in your head and you 02:13.000 --> 02:16.800 didn't recognize that it was spelled wrong because your brain just auto corrects 02:16.800 --> 02:21.720 to understand what the person's trying to say like that happens so then I 02:21.720 --> 02:25.280 I upload it and I go oh fuck that was spelled wrong. I even notice 02:26.280 --> 02:33.860 Gabe thinking of the sub are an MBK Ellis a GPO thinking of the sub market copper for the sub C. Hardy mark banana saggy at 49 turtle loading 02:34.200 --> 02:36.200 Leon Rory mustard and 02:36.240 --> 02:42.080 Lana jug J the nice shotgun Willie thinking of the 50 fucking gift it's dumb in the chat 02:42.080 --> 02:47.160 Thank you. We've got some thinking of the 50 gift it's shotgun Willie watcher general Zod. What's up Zod gun at Nick and bulb 02:47.160 --> 02:52.520 Thank you for the sub X base Kade whizzy Astro for the five gift. It's Julian also for the sub Aiden and blob take it 02:52.520 --> 02:57.160 But the sub dyno Dave snowy Dan Ellis and Maurice. Thank you for the sub. Holy subs chat 02:58.640 --> 03:02.540 It's a react day today. I'm live early, okay 03:03.360 --> 03:10.080 I am seeing the movie obsession get ready for an in-depth review on Sunday because I'm not live Saturday 03:10.120 --> 03:15.860 So I had to stream early today chat. I am hype who here has seen it. Is it good? 03:17.160 --> 03:24.160 We watched the trailer yesterday and I think it'll be good. 03:24.160 --> 03:36.160 I haven't seen it. It looks good. It looks like one of those movies where you're just like uncomfortable the entire time and you're like this sucks and then you get out of it, you're like holy shit, it was peak. 03:36.160 --> 03:45.160 Like one of those movies where you're kind of like breathing every five seconds where you're just kind of like holding your breath because it's either awkward, disturbing or scary. 03:45.960 --> 03:52.240 It's gonna be like a mixture of all three anyways chat today's react a early react a got a lot of shit. We're doing today 03:53.920 --> 03:55.920 Run down to the videos today 03:56.760 --> 03:58.760 Exposing Vietnam are not Vietnamese 03:59.160 --> 04:05.640 Exposing Vietnam's mystery needs supply chain the untold story of the largest counterfeit vape operation 04:05.720 --> 04:09.520 Why dictators are necessary sometimes a place in China? 04:09.520 --> 04:15.260 You wouldn't believe exists and the horror of door dash a bit of an educational slash entertaining day 04:15.260 --> 04:20.800 Some would say perchance, but I'm very excited chat. We're going to be having a lot of other reacts on Sunday 04:20.800 --> 04:27.860 I'm not live tomorrow. Sunday. I'm gonna be live at noon. We're doing an early react day on at noon Monday Memorial Day 04:27.860 --> 04:29.860 Not live Tuesday 04:31.140 --> 04:34.060 Soros forza horizon six behind the wheel driving someday 04:34.060 --> 04:38.260 Wednesday, we're finishing Subnautica 2, dubbed for that. 04:38.260 --> 04:40.860 Next Thursday, still don't know what we're doing. 04:40.860 --> 04:45.460 Either a Wikipedia Speed Rage with Blood in 007, or a 2v2 Brovy Bro, we'll see. 04:45.460 --> 04:47.260 Friday's going to be Reacts. 04:47.260 --> 04:51.860 Saturday next week, the 30th to the 2nd, so the 30th, the 31st, 1st, and 2nd, 04:51.860 --> 04:52.960 I'm not live for four days. 04:52.960 --> 04:54.460 Puts you go to YouTube every day and then I'm gone. 04:54.460 --> 04:56.060 Then we're back riding out stream. 04:56.060 --> 05:02.160 The third, Reacts and Games will start 007 or continue at Point Random Games. 05:02.160 --> 05:09.120 We have a charity stream for Shatterproof June 5th, which is helping prevent drug addiction and treat people that are currently addicted to drugs. 05:09.120 --> 05:15.820 Matching chat stone is up to 10k, React Day that day. Planning a group charity big event in mid-late summer. 05:15.820 --> 05:23.040 What else? Newgee collab, Killdozer collab coming up, airport security sucks. 05:23.040 --> 05:25.880 We're doing a try and out the laugh soon and grow shot review soon as well. 05:25.880 --> 05:28.160 So we got a lot of content coming up that is planned. 05:28.160 --> 05:34.140 Explained what schedule for you know the schedule video such a gift such stuff happen with the videos the watch kids I play bang intro done 05:34.160 --> 05:38.440 Let's lock in miss school Emma Kurt the kid sleek think of it a tier three 05:38.920 --> 05:45.560 Snix Austin ungodly sab sticky Gabe take of the three. What do you think about destiny to I've never played any of the destiny game 05:45.560 --> 05:49.000 So I have no idea sad bubbly Mia sticky and x they give the sub 05:49.720 --> 05:54.000 Last live service update. I don't really have an opinion on that. I haven't touched destiny ever 05:54.000 --> 05:57.240 Julia Gimmie and Sab, thank you for the sub part of the three. 05:57.240 --> 05:58.200 Hope you're doing well mentally. 05:58.200 --> 05:59.040 Thank you. 05:59.040 --> 06:00.320 I'm in house, thank you for the sub. 06:00.320 --> 06:04.680 Jay Sabra, Krapi Kiko, C.L.F.W, and thank you for the three. 06:04.680 --> 06:07.440 Pizza Movie, 34, 16, behind the girl. 06:07.440 --> 06:09.240 That says, this is so lame. 06:09.240 --> 06:11.480 Oh, I'm in the pizza movie, that's awesome. 06:11.480 --> 06:12.640 SK and Nick, thank you for the sub. 06:12.640 --> 06:14.360 Liam and Alex, thank you for the sub. 06:14.360 --> 06:18.040 Austin, Dino, Niv, R, Gabe, Snowy Park, 06:18.040 --> 06:19.680 and C. Hardy for the sub. 06:19.680 --> 06:21.800 Travis, HT, Cyan, and it's for the sub. 06:21.800 --> 06:22.640 Ben Boy, thank you for the three. 06:22.640 --> 06:23.800 Any tips to be more extroverted? 06:23.800 --> 06:25.360 You just got to put yourself out there. 06:25.360 --> 06:26.360 I want to become a barista. 06:26.360 --> 06:28.360 You just got to, you got to fucking, 06:29.600 --> 06:30.680 you got to engage more. 06:30.680 --> 06:32.000 The more you're socially active, 06:32.000 --> 06:33.920 the more it's going to feel more comfortable. 06:33.920 --> 06:35.040 That makes sense. 06:35.040 --> 06:37.120 You don't have to just like immediately just throw yourself 06:37.120 --> 06:40.280 into an extroverted lifestyle, but like, you know, 06:40.280 --> 06:43.200 in a micro way, kind of just introduce more social 06:43.200 --> 06:45.120 interactions to your life. 06:45.120 --> 06:50.120 R6 Rory, thank you for the fucking 150 fucking subs. 06:50.120 --> 06:55.800 subs dub in the chat you did not need to give that many subs dude what the fuck thank you for the 06:55.800 --> 07:01.480 150 fucking gif tits bro oh my god thank you for getting us up thank you for the 150 gif tits 07:01.480 --> 07:10.920 r6 rory on tiktok shout out in their username holy shit 150 fucking subs r6 rory thank you 07:11.560 --> 07:16.760 what the fuck you did not need to do that thank you for the fucking subs eat an edible and no thank 07:16.760 --> 07:19.640 Thank you for the 150 subs though, R6 Rory. 07:19.640 --> 07:20.720 What the fuck, bro? 07:20.720 --> 07:22.800 You did not need to do that. 07:22.800 --> 07:24.240 Nash for the thousand, but he's graduated tonight 07:24.240 --> 07:25.440 two years ago, my parents got divorced. 07:25.440 --> 07:26.680 I'm sorry to hear that, man. 07:26.680 --> 07:27.720 Wanted to say for the loss of your channel 07:27.720 --> 07:29.320 really helped me the past two years. 07:29.320 --> 07:31.040 Well, I'm glad I've been able to help. 07:31.040 --> 07:32.840 It's signed at HD, thank you for the subbed boys 07:32.840 --> 07:35.240 for the three, a code bowl, 07:35.240 --> 07:37.120 and so for the sub game, thank you for the three. 07:37.120 --> 07:40.000 I'm a huge JDM guy on a Honda Civic JDM car community. 07:40.000 --> 07:40.840 That's awesome. 07:40.840 --> 07:42.160 D-Day, thank you for the three session. 07:42.160 --> 07:43.280 It's amazing, can't wait to hear what you think 07:43.280 --> 07:45.240 of the only movie they've scared me since it came out. 07:45.240 --> 07:46.080 Prec, thank you for the three. 07:46.080 --> 07:47.400 Okay, and West, thank you for the sub. 07:47.400 --> 07:48.480 You're a fake, thank you for the three points. 07:48.480 --> 07:49.900 And I just broke up because we had off-space 07:49.900 --> 07:50.740 in a relationship right now. 07:50.740 --> 07:51.580 We did it for two years. 07:51.580 --> 07:52.420 Do you think it would be bad? 07:52.420 --> 07:53.820 If we still hooked up while we're broken up, 07:53.820 --> 07:55.860 yep, it's gonna make it impossible to move on. 07:55.860 --> 07:58.180 Travis, thank you for the sub, Nick, for the sub. 07:58.180 --> 08:01.380 And R6, thank you for the 150 gift. 08:01.380 --> 08:02.620 It's chat, don't send bits right now. 08:02.620 --> 08:03.860 We need to lock into the Reacts. 08:03.860 --> 08:05.380 It's only a four hour stream today. 08:05.380 --> 08:08.180 Hard cap, hard cap four hour stream today. 08:08.180 --> 08:10.420 That is why we're only reacting to five videos. 08:10.420 --> 08:12.220 KVH and Nick, thank you for the sub, Stone. 08:12.220 --> 08:13.220 Code for the sub. 08:13.220 --> 08:15.860 And R6, thank you for the fucking 150 subs. 08:15.860 --> 08:19.300 Let me see if they said anything and anything in the three. 08:19.300 --> 08:20.800 Will you be doing a merch restock soon? 08:20.800 --> 08:22.480 No, we're not restocking merch, 08:22.480 --> 08:24.840 but we will be doing a new merch drop 08:24.840 --> 08:27.240 of non-clothing items in like a month. 08:31.080 --> 08:33.920 What time is he live in Ireland today? 08:33.920 --> 08:35.120 Is he gonna wear white? 08:35.120 --> 08:38.120 Oh, you bet on the prediction on what tank top I was wearing. 08:38.120 --> 08:40.200 Bro, I never wear a white tank top. 08:40.200 --> 08:43.560 I own like one white, okay, let me help you guys out 08:43.560 --> 08:46.120 of the people that pull up to the early predictions. 08:46.120 --> 08:48.440 If you're betting what tank top color I'm wearing, 08:48.440 --> 08:51.720 it is 90% of the time gray or black. 08:51.720 --> 08:54.000 Those are like the only two colors I wear. 08:54.000 --> 08:57.620 I have green, but I have like four black tank tops. 08:57.620 --> 08:59.560 I have like three gray tank tops. 08:59.560 --> 09:02.160 I have like one green, one white, 09:02.160 --> 09:06.040 and then probably like a blue and something else. 09:07.200 --> 09:08.320 Switch it up Baldy. 09:08.320 --> 09:10.440 I buy them in packs. 09:10.440 --> 09:11.920 I always get the white ones dirty 09:11.920 --> 09:14.160 and then they get stained and I throw them out. 09:15.720 --> 09:18.160 Random embedding of the sub, Hiko, Zoomi, Meg, 09:18.160 --> 09:19.840 Axel and Esa for the sub and R6 prep. 09:19.840 --> 09:21.520 Thank you for the fucking gift that's again, man, bro. 09:21.520 --> 09:23.000 I genuinely appreciate that. 09:23.000 --> 09:24.160 Boom for the sub, humming for the five. 09:24.160 --> 09:25.280 Brothers good, want to see you live. 09:25.280 --> 09:27.120 Usually they've been sticking with the flu, Pat. 09:27.120 --> 09:29.040 I've been sticking with the flu, past two days last night 09:29.040 --> 09:30.480 when I was watching a lot of kids ask the dumb question 09:30.480 --> 09:31.400 about girl is mid. 09:31.400 --> 09:34.160 I sleep, I guess it was two, but made her slap me 09:34.160 --> 09:35.720 and go to bed, but it's crazy to see you live, bro. 09:35.720 --> 09:37.000 I'm 32, so I'm onk. 09:38.240 --> 09:41.040 I mean, you're not 32, or not you're not 32. 09:41.040 --> 09:42.360 You're not Unk. 09:42.360 --> 09:44.080 Unk would be like 35. 09:44.080 --> 09:45.680 You got like three more years. 09:46.960 --> 09:49.480 Sorry, I fucking misspoke there. 09:49.480 --> 09:50.420 You are old. 09:54.120 --> 09:55.280 That sounded mean. 09:55.280 --> 09:58.320 You're not, okay, you're not, you're not old. 09:58.320 --> 10:01.080 You're old is, okay, well, you're Pastor Prime. 10:01.080 --> 10:03.080 I'm almost 25 is Prime. 10:03.080 --> 10:04.080 I'm 24. 10:05.040 --> 10:07.360 Once you get 26, you're Pastor Prime. 10:07.360 --> 10:15.280 Um, so you're past I'm 34 dude. Okay. We'll see like you're like one foot in the grave, right? 10:18.720 --> 10:20.720 To put it in perspective 10:21.480 --> 10:23.480 you are 10:23.720 --> 10:27.680 Of life I okay. Sorry. I'm just gonna go on a small rant here. I 10:28.360 --> 10:33.240 Hate when people say 25 is a fourth of the way through your life, but you're not living to 100 10:33.240 --> 10:39.240 Let me let me break the bad news. You've lived in the United States. Okay, there is probably a higher European audience here 10:39.240 --> 10:44.400 So clap up for you guys. You have better health restrictions or regulations. So you might live longer 10:44.920 --> 10:50.200 But if you live in the United States, United States and you and you're 25 and you say, oh, I'm only a fourth of way through my life 10:50.200 --> 10:52.200 Cap you're dying by 75 10:53.000 --> 10:55.640 You're you're dying by 75. You're dying by 80 10:56.160 --> 11:02.180 Maybe 85 in the regular health conditions that we have your may live really long if you have really good genetics 11:02.180 --> 11:08.140 So you might lift to like 90, but like if you're a guy and you're 25, you're probably a third of the way through your life 11:09.900 --> 11:14.140 You're probably a third of the way through your life, but the better the better aspect of it 11:14.140 --> 11:17.580 Okay, there's two two sides of the coin here two sides of the coin here 11:17.820 --> 11:21.580 One side of the coin says that you're a third of the way through your life and that fucking sucks 11:21.580 --> 11:26.260 And every experience you have is gonna seem like less than hindsight because you're having less new experiences 11:26.260 --> 11:27.380 So time's gonna go by quicker 11:27.380 --> 11:32.640 So in actual retrospect to time perspective, you're actually more than a third of the way through your life. 11:32.980 --> 11:39.700 But on the flip side, the first like five years of your life, ten years of your life, you barely really remember and 11:39.940 --> 11:47.000 you couldn't really do anything anyway. So realistically, you have way more time to do stuff. That's like actually life experiences. 11:51.020 --> 11:54.580 But yeah, you're not on Kit32, but you're definitely 11:54.580 --> 11:57.620 You know past past your prime 11:58.600 --> 12:02.920 But why did your wife slap you? I don't understand there was a kid asked a dumb question 12:02.920 --> 12:09.900 My girl was mid asleep, but I guess I was too but made her slap me so the kids question woke your woke your like girlfriend up 12:13.620 --> 12:18.160 Boom and hot dog for the sub young for three my boyfriend Ethan's birthdays today. Happy birthday, Ethan 12:19.160 --> 12:20.460 You're great keep up the great work 12:20.460 --> 12:24.600 Well, thank you for the nice message and happy birthday to your boyfriend truth and lovely for the sub killer and big 12:24.600 --> 12:28.580 Thank you for the sub mess up of the five my homie were so proud watching the streams last night love the videos 12:28.580 --> 12:33.020 Thank you. Oh gee I have this up last dream was fun. I actually did you know what I gotta do 12:33.340 --> 12:39.060 We got a we gotta just do a fucking day. Here's the problems people complain. I'm gonna be real 12:39.740 --> 12:42.780 Being on a call with Dante's Jinxie and Ron 12:43.440 --> 12:46.220 The most fun is just sitting there talking 12:47.260 --> 12:49.260 What the games are fun? 12:50.460 --> 12:52.460 What do you mean Batman 12:56.100 --> 13:00.100 What do you mean what just happened we mean Batman 13:04.220 --> 13:06.220 What 13:07.660 --> 13:09.660 What do you mean Batman 13:11.780 --> 13:13.780 There's an animation on the screen 13:17.140 --> 13:19.140 What 13:20.460 --> 13:33.140 What do you mean someone oh somebody spent 10k on the strict somebody spent 10k bits to do an on-screen celebration 13:33.380 --> 13:38.460 Bro, that is a I can't see who even did that don't do okay. Well, you could do it 13:38.460 --> 13:42.620 You know, I'm not gonna complain, but I can't see who did that 13:42.620 --> 13:49.500 This is the three shock of the thousand buddies. How many people do you think watch you that are over 25? 13:49.500 --> 13:51.500 You want to see a fun fucking statistic? 13:53.460 --> 13:54.940 Not twitch 13:54.940 --> 14:01.820 The highest demographic of my YouTube audience is 25 to 34 like that guy that just said he was 32 is my regular viewer 14:01.820 --> 14:06.220 And a lot of you guys say my audience is a bunch of kids the kids are the ones that are commenting 14:07.100 --> 14:12.100 The most people I'm so dead ass most people that watch me now it used dude 14:12.100 --> 14:16.980 It's full flip in the last six months most of people that walk up to me in public are like Millennials 14:17.620 --> 14:22.820 Maybe it's just like where I'm at, but like hold up. Let me pull up my statistics 14:25.420 --> 14:30.820 This is my age demographic in the last in the last 28 days and 14:30.820 --> 14:37.780 And you got to keep in mind there is a small percentage of not small there is a percentage of people that lie about their age 14:38.860 --> 14:42.100 On obviously YouTube so it's like you know 14:42.100 --> 14:46.860 You might have made your account when you were 16 and you said that you were like 20 and now you're in the wrong demographic 14:48.380 --> 14:55.440 But you're like I I everybody's done that but this is my YouTube demographic 14:55.440 --> 15:03.600 33% of the people that watch me in the last 30 days are 25 to 34. 15:03.600 --> 15:08.960 26%, 13 to 17, 21% 18 to 24. 15:08.960 --> 15:14.480 So the ones down here tend to be people watching on their parents' accounts, 15:14.480 --> 15:16.080 like 55 to 64. 15:16.080 --> 15:19.520 Like, not that many 50-year-olds are actually watching me. 15:19.520 --> 15:24.160 But I had like a whole meeting with a YouTube rep, and they were like, 15:24.160 --> 15:28.400 Dude, your audience is so much older than most people in your demographic. 15:29.840 --> 15:32.000 And they were like, they were like concerned. 15:32.280 --> 15:35.800 And I was like, whoa, like, and they're like, do you know why that is? 15:35.800 --> 15:39.120 I'm like, no, they're like, we need to know why that is. 15:41.720 --> 15:44.560 I guess they want to do like a deep dive on analytics to try 15:44.560 --> 15:48.960 and make other YouTubers have higher 25 to 34 year old audiences. 15:49.160 --> 15:53.120 Why? Because 25 to 34 years old has the most money. 15:53.120 --> 15:55.820 because they don't have kids, 15:55.820 --> 15:59.180 because people don't have kids until they're like 33 now. 15:59.180 --> 16:02.020 So like if you're 25 to 30, they wanna know that 16:02.020 --> 16:04.900 because they can, YouTube makes the most money on people 16:04.900 --> 16:09.900 between like 22 and 35 in terms of like marketability, 16:10.580 --> 16:12.620 political ads, stuff like that. 16:12.620 --> 16:13.900 Like that's like how they make money, 16:13.900 --> 16:15.820 alcohol ads, gambling ads. 16:15.820 --> 16:18.700 So it's like, they're like, why is your audience 16:18.700 --> 16:20.860 a third millennials? 16:20.860 --> 16:27.020 I don't know. I think it's because I watch educational shit and then make fun of it. 16:27.660 --> 16:33.660 Does that make sense? I feel like they were asking me my audience aged up. I was like, well, I think I matured. 16:33.660 --> 16:37.260 So I think my audience got older with me and I think that 16:38.620 --> 16:41.580 older people just watch me. There's younger people that watch me now. 16:42.340 --> 16:49.100 There's younger people that watch me now, but it's changed in in the sense, bro, what is the shit spamming? 16:49.100 --> 16:51.920 I think his name is Biggie Cheese. 16:51.920 --> 16:55.460 His family name, they love you, Dud, Ep. 16:55.460 --> 16:58.260 Get his dumb ass out of here. 16:58.260 --> 17:03.260 Anyways, as I was saying, as I was saying chat, lock in. 17:04.600 --> 17:05.520 Oh my God. 17:08.200 --> 17:09.040 Lock in. 17:10.300 --> 17:11.220 Lock in, chat. 17:12.720 --> 17:13.800 What was I just saying? 17:13.800 --> 17:15.980 Brother just distracted me. 17:15.980 --> 17:18.180 Oh, I have a younger audience that watches me 17:18.180 --> 17:19.420 And I think I've matured. 17:19.420 --> 17:21.460 So yeah, obviously you're going to gain new, 17:21.460 --> 17:22.380 younger audience members. 17:22.380 --> 17:25.700 But I think the people that tend to watch me tend to be older 17:25.700 --> 17:28.900 is because I'm watching a lot more shit react-wise. 17:28.900 --> 17:32.540 That's like educational, you know? 17:32.540 --> 17:33.820 Like if you look at the videos that were, 17:33.820 --> 17:36.940 it's not educational, but it's like exposing 17:36.940 --> 17:38.740 Vietnam's mystery needs supply chain, 17:38.740 --> 17:41.140 untold story of the largest counterfeit vape operation. 17:41.140 --> 17:44.260 It's like not, it's not like Darman. 17:44.260 --> 17:47.140 Like y'all remember when I used to watch Darman every day? 17:48.180 --> 17:50.180 That shit was like, stupid. 17:51.380 --> 17:56.680 Sleek for the 10k biddies, OG for the sub, chockup for the thousand biddies, Al and Gritty for the sub, it's Thank You For The Five. 17:56.680 --> 17:59.480 Happy tuning in, happy Friday, Foxy and Thank You For The Sub, what's up bro? 17:59.480 --> 18:02.680 T7, Miss, Thank You For The Sub, Super, Thank You For The Three, Thirst, Thank You For The Three. 18:02.680 --> 18:06.280 Uh, one sub, not a K2 again, Exhibition with Schedule, Wednesday. 18:06.280 --> 18:09.280 So you're buying silver, I'm gonna do this too, what kind of stuff are you buying? Just random shit bro. 18:09.280 --> 18:13.780 Call it and final, Thank You For The Sub, Cheese Walker and Moon For The Sub, Landy, you know, Thank You For The Three, Inspiring Your Small Creators. 18:13.780 --> 18:16.780 I'm able, Thank You For The Three, you help me a lot, uh, you're awesome, thank you. 18:16.780 --> 18:20.920 It's so cool. We share a birthday. That's awesome ran and you think of the sub man eat Sebastian T 18:20.920 --> 18:23.140 They think of the sub you're thinking of the three surprise 18:23.140 --> 18:27.940 You know, I'm more of a female audience on mr. Think of the five. I think I have a higher female audience on twitch 18:28.500 --> 18:30.500 Then I do on YouTube percentage wise 18:31.180 --> 18:34.400 Mr. Think of the five don't have the sub shock up think of the thousand buddies 18:34.900 --> 18:37.140 What is the YouTube rep? I haven't heard that term before 18:37.940 --> 18:41.100 Somebody that's like a sign to you YouTube wise that you talk to 18:41.740 --> 18:45.820 Juicy and car take of the subcraft take of the five gift is he think of the sub attorneys think of the thousand five 18:45.820 --> 18:49.260 But he's never been around such place consider what you're doing. Love the streams. Thank you 18:49.900 --> 18:55.620 So many interesting things about Oliver pretty good. So take it with a three. I call cap up 26 married with seven kids 18:56.140 --> 19:03.120 Well, dude, I'm you're an anomaly to goblin. I'm saying you're 26 married with seven kids and your user names to goblin 19:07.860 --> 19:10.580 Anyways, anyways as I was saying 19:12.580 --> 19:14.580 Anyways 19:14.580 --> 19:18.680 You're I'm saying the average person waits to have kids till they're older 19:18.680 --> 19:23.500 Had an Alex sub mark to the three perk for the sub Oliver for the subsleep think of it a gift it's or not the gift 19:23.500 --> 19:25.900 It's the bitties again mark for the sub or the bets mods 19:25.900 --> 19:28.820 Please pin don't send bets. We got a lock-in. I have to piss 19:28.820 --> 19:33.380 I forgot to piss before I started streaming that we're gonna hop into the videos our fuller think of the three says yours 19:33.380 --> 19:36.140 Brett my day. Thank you cat. Count me down then we're hopping in 19:37.060 --> 19:39.060 I'll be quick 20:44.580 --> 20:46.580 All right 20:55.700 --> 20:57.300 Lock in 20:57.300 --> 20:59.140 Lock in chat 20:59.140 --> 21:03.420 Four-hour stream hard cap. Let's fucking go first video 21:04.780 --> 21:06.420 Let's fucking go 21:06.420 --> 21:12.820 Dacid's L for the subs out even the sub our four for three break my day. Thank you chat lock in chat lock in 21:12.820 --> 21:15.720 Lock in lock 21:19.740 --> 21:25.480 Plug this in the vaping video. No, it's not a vaping video. Hey, thank you for the subs. Thank you to the sub 21:26.560 --> 21:28.560 Have a confine for the sub 21:29.620 --> 21:36.580 No rundown we already get a rundown buddy you missed it. Jeez get with the fucking get with the fucking news pal, huh? 21:37.900 --> 21:39.900 You take it out of some only I feel bad 21:40.780 --> 21:43.920 It chat we're gonna give you a chance. We're gonna give you a chance here. I 21:44.620 --> 21:50.660 Know in reactase we sit and sub only 80% of the time we're gonna give you a chance here on non-sub only you know be on your best behavior 21:51.340 --> 21:56.520 Is that he have a slime slinky and ace they give this up? Otherwise, you're just gonna be in the void. Okay? 21:58.020 --> 22:02.200 Let's just let's just chill out some bands here too. No problem. All right lock in 22:03.260 --> 22:05.740 exposing Vietnam's mystery meat supply chain 22:05.740 --> 22:11.960 This is a mega rat a rat that weighs over eight pounds and 22:14.700 --> 22:16.700 That doesn't even look like a rat 22:19.660 --> 22:22.240 So this is gonna be cooked into something locals 22:23.980 --> 22:25.980 Doesn't that look like a gerbil 22:26.660 --> 22:31.420 Like that is not really a rat as like a thin face. This is an eight pound rat 22:31.580 --> 22:35.280 Maybe they're like that. It's like genetically modified shit. You know what I mean? 22:35.740 --> 22:39.140 Like a cow, like how they're breeding cows to get really fucking fat. 22:39.640 --> 22:41.140 And then they just produce more meat. 22:41.140 --> 22:44.140 It's not like a New York City rat. These are like bread to be eaten. 22:45.740 --> 22:47.240 Kind of like a capybara. 22:47.240 --> 22:50.640 Yeah, capybara, or what's like a... like a mole. 22:50.640 --> 22:52.140 Kind of looks like a mole. 22:52.640 --> 22:55.340 A rat. A rat that weighs over eight pounds. 22:55.340 --> 22:59.540 And so this is going to be cooked into something local say is delicious. 23:00.440 --> 23:03.340 Today I'm tracing the full journey of the bamboo rat. 23:03.340 --> 23:07.140 Discovering whether it's a bizarre delicacy. Oh my goodness 23:08.140 --> 23:12.080 Poor mainstream meat in the city of Hanoi. I would eat it. I 23:12.940 --> 23:14.500 would eat it 23:14.500 --> 23:16.500 Because it doesn't look like a rat 23:17.420 --> 23:23.020 No, bro, I would eat it. I would eat it. I would try it. I your tongue cap, bro 23:23.140 --> 23:26.760 Chats, I've eaten gross ass shit. This doesn't look bad 23:27.420 --> 23:32.500 That I mean, I don't know. I need to see the cross section. What percentage of what does the meat look like people? 23:32.500 --> 23:38.120 Do you think have eaten rat before let's start where it all begins right now? 23:38.120 --> 23:41.540 I'm basically inside a giant rat dormitory here 23:41.540 --> 23:46.160 There are hundreds of rats in in each of these little pods. There is a single rat 23:48.500 --> 23:50.500 You know they're kind of cute 23:52.060 --> 23:56.160 And like crazy I feel like this would be like a fire pet 23:57.700 --> 24:01.820 They're not they're not have you ever seen like a New York rats like disgusting and dirty 24:01.820 --> 24:04.660 These are like, like, aww. 24:04.660 --> 24:07.860 They got yellow ass teeth, you gotta clean that up, but... 24:07.860 --> 24:10.060 When you look at it, it is intimidating, 24:10.060 --> 24:12.180 because these guys have massive teeth. 24:12.180 --> 24:14.380 Would you like to see one? I'm gonna show you. 24:14.380 --> 24:16.180 Filthy, smelly, plague-bridged... 24:16.180 --> 24:18.260 Yeah, see, that's what a rat looks like to me. 24:18.260 --> 24:19.100 In vermin. 24:19.100 --> 24:21.340 That's the type of rat most people imagine. 24:21.340 --> 24:24.740 But the creature in this cozy little pen is a different beast. 24:24.740 --> 24:26.020 Oh, god. 24:26.020 --> 24:29.140 It's four times heavier, with teeth powerful enough 24:29.140 --> 24:31.420 to snap through finger-sized branches. 24:31.420 --> 24:33.660 You should not go anywhere near its neck or face. 24:33.660 --> 24:34.940 You think you can bite your finger off? 24:36.620 --> 24:38.860 You should just go to the tail and pick it up. 24:38.860 --> 24:39.740 Here we go, buddy. 24:42.140 --> 24:43.420 Take a look at that. 24:43.420 --> 24:46.940 Meet the bamboo rat, a creature named after its favorite food. 24:46.940 --> 24:48.860 Look at this big marvel. 24:48.860 --> 24:54.140 A beast, frisky, fuzzy, pudgy, fat, and that's a medium-sized one. 24:54.140 --> 24:57.020 This isn't even the biggest one that they have here at this farm. 24:57.020 --> 24:58.700 They keep calling it a delicacy. 24:58.700 --> 25:05.580 like is this expensive to eat in Vietnam? Like I feel like we watched another video where they 25:05.580 --> 25:11.740 were selling bats for more price-wise than chickens. It wasn't it wasn't Best Food Reviews. 25:11.740 --> 25:17.180 There's an Andrew Frazier video and I don't think it was Vietnam. I think it was the Philippines, 25:17.180 --> 25:25.420 but bats cost more than chickens did. And I just don't see a world where like I'm paying, 25:25.420 --> 25:31.540 Obviously, I'm not in the culture, but I'm like, I'm not gonna pay more for a rat than I would for like a chicken breast 25:31.540 --> 25:35.320 In the wild bamboo rats dwell in burrows in the hilly regions 25:35.320 --> 25:36.940 Oh fuck now, I kept on a wild one 25:36.940 --> 25:37.940 Northern Vietnam 25:37.940 --> 25:38.940 One bite from this 25:38.940 --> 25:41.440 That seems terrifying to grab one of these fuckers 25:41.440 --> 25:43.100 Rat, and it's gonna rip 25:43.100 --> 25:43.940 Look at him fighting 25:43.940 --> 25:45.440 Rip a quarter of your finger off 25:45.440 --> 25:49.020 On farms, they're the largest rodent raised for meat in this country 25:49.020 --> 25:51.340 It's unbelievably cute, I kinda can't believe it 25:51.340 --> 25:54.820 I wanna cuddle with this rat like somebody would cuddle with their cat while sleeping at night 25:54.820 --> 25:57.060 It is so- God, they look so stupid. 25:59.060 --> 26:00.620 That makes me feel better about it. 26:00.620 --> 26:02.500 Is that fucked? 26:02.500 --> 26:04.460 I can't even eat rats anymore, 26:04.460 --> 26:05.900 cause I can't eat mammals. 26:05.900 --> 26:07.700 But like, in my brain, 26:07.700 --> 26:10.340 the amount of fucked up it is to eat an animal 26:10.340 --> 26:13.020 is like based off of how stupid they are. 26:13.020 --> 26:14.580 Like, no seriously, 26:14.580 --> 26:18.100 I would argue it is objectively more fucked up 26:18.100 --> 26:21.540 to eat kill and eat a cow than a chicken. 26:21.540 --> 26:24.380 Like a chicken is bro. 26:24.380 --> 26:26.100 I mean brick wall. 26:26.100 --> 26:30.140 Like they're not, they're not, you know, 26:30.140 --> 26:35.060 they're not there the way that like a pig is, you know, 26:35.060 --> 26:38.120 versus what's like an intelligent animal that we eat? 26:39.420 --> 26:41.420 Do we want to eat a chimpanzee? 26:41.420 --> 26:43.820 Well, Brady, I think we would eat a chimpanzee 26:43.820 --> 26:46.940 if chimpanzees tasted good, if I'm being real. 26:46.940 --> 26:48.940 I don't think it's just intelligence 26:48.940 --> 26:50.740 that's playing a factor on whether or not humans 26:50.740 --> 26:51.700 are eating them. 26:51.700 --> 26:54.620 I think it's also, they taste like shit. 26:54.620 --> 26:56.200 Like somebody's eating a chimpanzee 26:56.200 --> 26:58.660 and gone, this is disgusting. 26:58.660 --> 27:00.860 And so you don't need it. 27:00.860 --> 27:02.420 I don't know, there'd be a pain in the ass 27:02.420 --> 27:03.580 to get the meat from them. 27:03.580 --> 27:05.780 Yeah, well, I mean, it's logistics too. 27:05.780 --> 27:09.140 Like another thing is chimpanzees don't harvest 27:09.140 --> 27:11.780 a lot of meat for how long it takes for them to grow. 27:11.780 --> 27:14.340 Like most farm animals that we eat 27:14.340 --> 27:18.620 are animals that grow rapidly, fuck like crazy 27:18.620 --> 27:21.980 and don't cost a lot to feed. 27:21.980 --> 27:25.040 And in terms of like feeding versus actual output 27:25.040 --> 27:26.700 for how much weight they're gaining. 27:26.700 --> 27:28.800 Like rats grow pretty quick. 27:28.800 --> 27:31.460 So rats make sense to farm, 27:31.460 --> 27:34.440 or I guess what is not called farm. 27:36.220 --> 27:38.820 Oh my God, domesticate is the better term? 27:38.820 --> 27:40.460 I don't really know what I'm looking for. 27:40.460 --> 27:45.460 It's easier to breed rats and harvest their meat. 27:45.460 --> 27:46.460 their meat. 27:46.460 --> 27:47.960 It's so bad that we are bonding. 27:47.960 --> 27:48.960 Braids? 27:48.960 --> 27:49.960 No, I don't know what I'm looking for. 27:49.960 --> 27:50.960 Breed them, yeah. 27:50.960 --> 27:54.720 It's easier to breed rats, because you feed them, they gain weight really quick, you fucking 27:54.720 --> 27:56.940 kill them, there's already nine more generations. 27:56.940 --> 28:02.500 Like this, because later I'm going to be eating either you or one of your friends. 28:02.500 --> 28:08.340 Today, I'll be taste testing multiple bamboo rat recipes, including a countryside dish reserved 28:08.340 --> 28:09.340 only for the brave. 28:09.340 --> 28:12.340 Really, you could take out the blood from the rat? 28:15.340 --> 28:18.340 Yes, see, I don't know. I don't know if I could drink the blood of the rat. 28:18.340 --> 28:20.340 I-I-that would wh- 28:21.340 --> 28:24.340 I would dip-I would dip the meat in the blood. 28:24.340 --> 28:30.340 That-but I don't know if I could drink the blood, because I'd be kind of worried that it'd give me like a parasite or something. 28:30.340 --> 28:31.340 Only for the brave. 28:31.340 --> 28:34.340 Really, you could take out the blood from the rat? 28:34.340 --> 28:36.340 It looks like hot sauce. It does. 28:36.340 --> 28:38.340 Doesn't it look like Frank's red hot? 28:38.340 --> 28:41.340 You could lie to me and tell me that's Frank's Red Hot. 28:41.340 --> 28:44.340 And I hit like, that would be better. 28:44.340 --> 28:46.340 And we want to eat it? 28:46.340 --> 28:51.340 Like I remember when I was a kid, my dad lied to me and he told me Calamari was onion rings. 28:51.340 --> 28:54.340 And I ate like a bunch of them and I was like, nah, they're chewy, they're good. 28:54.340 --> 28:56.340 He was like, you're eating squid. 28:56.340 --> 28:57.340 What? 28:57.340 --> 29:02.340 There are a whole roasted ratzilla served at a premium restaurant in Hanoi. 29:02.340 --> 29:05.340 Not only is it big, it's...it's thick. 29:05.340 --> 29:06.340 You're sick. 29:06.340 --> 29:13.820 My day starts at a rat farm, tucked away in a suburb roughly an hour's drive from Hanoi. 29:13.820 --> 29:17.260 I'm here to reveal the process of bamboo rat farming. 29:17.260 --> 29:19.100 Along for the ride, my friend, Laom. 29:19.100 --> 29:21.740 You and I have a long history with rats. 29:21.740 --> 29:24.780 Previous- I love best food reviews. 29:24.780 --> 29:26.300 Can I say that? 29:26.300 --> 29:30.420 This guy has it on fucking lock. 29:30.420 --> 29:34.380 Like every video is so fun to watch. 29:34.380 --> 29:39.540 I can't react to because it's just like oh in for like informative lame, but like not okay 29:39.540 --> 29:44.000 I'm not lame lame to react to like what am I gonna commentate about but I love the ones where he's like 29:44.000 --> 29:46.500 I'm gonna be eating a bear paw today 29:47.220 --> 29:49.220 I'm eating a horse stick 29:49.820 --> 29:53.860 Here's what it's like in the Mekong Delta. We ate a typical rat 29:53.860 --> 29:55.020 It's a rice field rat 29:55.020 --> 29:57.180 But it's the same kind of rat that you would find in a city 29:57.180 --> 30:01.300 I remember you absolutely having a meltdown over the fact that to prepare the rats 30:01.300 --> 30:03.740 They just cut the head off with a scissors just like 30:04.380 --> 30:12.100 They just grabbed the living rat chopped its head off and then throw it in a like yo, it's scissors 30:12.340 --> 30:14.460 Like staple scissors that 30:20.660 --> 30:24.780 That was kind of shocking to you at that moment really is worth totally right now 30:24.780 --> 30:30.560 We are in a rat farm when you walk into this room. What is your first? Holy shit to be honest? 30:30.560 --> 30:31.780 I feel way back. 30:31.780 --> 30:35.660 Yo, let's just throw up a quick verbal trigger warning here. 30:35.660 --> 30:36.980 You might see an animal. 30:36.980 --> 30:38.860 I'm gonna see a lot of dead animals this video. 30:38.860 --> 30:39.940 I don't really know where this is. 30:39.940 --> 30:40.440 I don't know. 30:40.440 --> 30:40.940 Damn. 30:40.940 --> 30:41.740 I don't know where this is going. 30:41.740 --> 30:42.620 The last half. 30:42.620 --> 30:43.340 Oh, that's good. 30:43.340 --> 30:43.980 You saw it. 30:43.980 --> 30:45.300 Look, you can. 30:45.300 --> 30:47.980 This one right here is just over eight pounds. 30:47.980 --> 30:49.140 Would you like to see it? 30:49.140 --> 30:51.460 Yo, if you showed me that animal, 30:51.460 --> 30:54.620 no part of me would say, oh, that's a rat. 30:54.620 --> 30:57.300 Like, if I saw that in the wild, I'd be like, yeah, 30:57.300 --> 30:59.180 that's some type of like, that's 30:59.180 --> 31:06.820 like a mole. What it yeah I would be like I don't know what that is but not a 31:06.820 --> 31:10.980 ferret it does kind of look like a mixture of a ferret and like a ground 31:10.980 --> 31:18.740 hog or not a ground hog what's another thing that lives in the ground 31:19.100 --> 31:27.380 not a ground hog I'm not a beaver like a gopher but gopher's are kind of small 31:27.380 --> 31:31.600 Would you like to see it up close long I can't see but don't touch 31:34.140 --> 31:40.260 Look how fuzzy and cute that thing is long fat as shit cute. Yes. Why don't you touch it a little bit? 31:44.660 --> 31:51.020 You know the weirdest thing is when people name their animals that they end up killing and eating I find that odd 31:51.740 --> 31:55.140 Like if you name an animal, I would say that's a pet 31:55.140 --> 31:58.620 like obviously they're not naming it but there's like people in the US that like 31:58.620 --> 32:02.260 name pigs they raise and then they kill and eat them and they're like I'm 32:02.260 --> 32:06.340 eating Fred as bacon I'm like why are you doing that like I'm not naming I'm 32:06.340 --> 32:09.980 not naming it I'm not building any sort of relationship with that animal if I 32:09.980 --> 32:14.940 know I'm gonna eat it you touch his belly the second I pet the animal it's 32:14.940 --> 32:19.260 cooked I can't kill it like that's and I know that's like a weird thing like 32:19.260 --> 32:22.100 that here's ears were like the vegan like that vegan teacher would be like 32:22.100 --> 32:25.340 crashing out on me like oh my god how would you eat it then well because it's 32:25.340 --> 32:28.100 still fucking food you know it's the whole point the animal wouldn't exist 32:28.100 --> 32:33.500 unless we were farming it but like yeah I couldn't name it like if I was at a 32:33.500 --> 32:40.260 farm and I'm petting a cow I'd be like oh my god this is so this is sad I cannot 32:40.260 --> 32:43.780 see the nipples but why do you want to because it's look weird you know like 32:43.780 --> 32:46.780 normally there's something here is not the first thing I look for but that's 32:46.780 --> 32:50.140 cool that's good to know you want to grab it by the tail it's kind of gentle 32:50.140 --> 32:53.080 What's moving around? It doesn't love being held by the tail, but it doesn't hurt it. 32:53.080 --> 32:54.080 Can you see it's nipples now? 32:54.080 --> 32:55.080 I still don't see any. 32:55.080 --> 32:57.080 Okay, maybe we need a magnifying glass. 32:57.080 --> 32:59.080 I'm staring straight at his butt hole, buddy. 32:59.080 --> 33:00.440 This chubby fellow is one of- 33:00.440 --> 33:02.600 It's the only thing I saw. I didn't see any fucking nipples. 33:02.600 --> 33:05.320 Over 300 in front of us are spreading shit everywhere. 33:05.320 --> 33:09.240 We're bamboo rats on this farm, all lovingly pampered by Mr. Toon. 33:09.240 --> 33:13.240 Can we talk about the rat life cycle from birth to the time that they're ready to sell? 33:13.240 --> 33:15.240 First of all, how do you get the rats to... 33:16.440 --> 33:17.240 You know? 33:18.240 --> 33:19.540 I call them... 33:19.540 --> 33:20.460 How are you gonna fuck? 33:20.460 --> 33:22.300 I feel like you just put them in the same fucking thing 33:22.300 --> 33:23.820 and they'll do it. 33:23.820 --> 33:25.500 I mean, it's rats, bro. 33:25.500 --> 33:27.700 There's no way, there's no way you have to like, 33:27.700 --> 33:29.900 pandas, you have to show them porn. 33:29.900 --> 33:31.020 That's a real thing. 33:31.020 --> 33:33.420 I knew you guys were gonna say toon toon toon toon toon. 33:33.420 --> 33:34.740 That was delayed on that one. 33:34.740 --> 33:36.980 I, the second they said Mr. Toon, 33:36.980 --> 33:38.620 I was like, you just give it 10 seconds. 33:38.620 --> 33:40.660 Somebody's gonna fucking say that shit. 33:40.660 --> 33:43.460 Bro, no pandas, that's a real thing. 33:43.460 --> 33:46.980 There's like a short window that pandas reproduce. 33:46.980 --> 33:49.900 So they showed Panda, like to get Pandas aroused, 33:49.900 --> 33:53.020 they'll show them like videos of other Pandas having sex. 33:53.020 --> 33:54.780 Do Pandas watch porn? 33:56.140 --> 33:58.600 Yes, zookeepers and researchers at breeding centers 33:58.600 --> 34:00.340 in China and Thailand show Panda porn 34:00.340 --> 34:02.140 to giant Pandas to make them horny. 34:05.380 --> 34:06.820 Look it up. 34:06.820 --> 34:08.300 That's the real thing. 34:08.300 --> 34:12.800 Their sex drive is so low that to make Pandas reproduce 34:12.800 --> 34:15.900 in the window that they have to, they show them porn, 34:15.900 --> 34:17.300 But not human porn. 34:17.300 --> 34:20.100 To put a male with a female in one container like that, 34:20.100 --> 34:21.380 then that is happening. 34:21.380 --> 34:22.420 Easier than I expected. 34:22.420 --> 34:24.540 Tell that to Japan. 34:24.540 --> 34:25.740 Don't tell people to look it up. 34:25.740 --> 34:27.420 I'm not telling people to look up panda porn. 34:27.420 --> 34:30.340 I'm telling people to look up if that's a fact or not. 34:30.340 --> 34:31.940 After six weeks of pregnancy, 34:31.940 --> 34:34.900 a bamboo rat mom pops out four to eight pups. 34:34.900 --> 34:37.540 They start life on milk, 34:37.540 --> 34:40.260 then move on to hard food after a month and a half. 34:41.340 --> 34:43.780 Mr. Tung feeds the crew twice daily, 34:43.780 --> 34:46.660 Serving up bamboo, corn, and cassava stems. 34:46.660 --> 34:48.260 A routine he has. 34:48.260 --> 34:49.540 Oh, corn. 34:49.540 --> 34:50.020 Sorry. 34:50.020 --> 34:50.740 Holy shit. 34:50.740 --> 34:54.420 Refined over six years in the bamboo rat raising business. 34:54.420 --> 34:56.660 I'm curious, how did you get into this job? 34:56.660 --> 34:57.940 I mean, put him here. 34:57.940 --> 35:00.420 He started raising at Hopi first, 35:00.420 --> 35:01.780 and it turned to business later. 35:01.780 --> 35:02.340 I like that. 35:02.340 --> 35:04.900 I mean, as hobbies go, this is pretty out there. 35:04.900 --> 35:06.660 Is raising rats lucrative? 35:06.660 --> 35:08.020 Can you make a lot of money doing this? 35:10.020 --> 35:12.340 Compared to other livestock raising, 35:12.340 --> 35:13.300 this one is way better. 35:13.300 --> 35:14.180 It's very rare. 35:14.180 --> 35:14.840 What?! 35:15.400 --> 35:16.900 You make more money, 35:16.900 --> 35:19.700 you make more money raising rats than like chickens. 35:19.900 --> 35:22.100 At the moment, it's not like everybody can raise it, 35:22.100 --> 35:23.900 you have to have the technique, you have the secret, 35:23.900 --> 35:26.100 that's why they can scale very high price. 35:26.500 --> 35:28.400 One year of crunching on good food 35:28.400 --> 35:30.300 and sleeping in a cozy single room, 35:30.300 --> 35:31.700 and these bamboo rats hit- 35:31.700 --> 35:33.900 Nah, see, now I'm gonna get so sad when they- 35:33.900 --> 35:35.300 when they fucking kill them. 35:36.900 --> 35:38.300 Nearly seven pounds. 35:38.400 --> 35:40.400 The idea wait to hit the market. 35:40.400 --> 35:46.020 Mr. Tom's Rats sell for double the price of beef in Vietnam and his main 35:47.660 --> 35:55.420 Customers are restaurants in Hanoi in Hanoi. What percentage of people do these fucking rats sell for twice as much as beef 35:55.640 --> 36:01.340 Like a full like what cut of beef like just cow and like a whole cow in general or like fillets 36:01.700 --> 36:05.860 Do you think have eaten rats 10% 5% I would say 36:05.860 --> 36:06.860 40% 36:06.860 --> 36:10.860 That's so something I call a rat farmer bias. 36:10.860 --> 36:13.860 When your whole world is rats, you think everyone's eating rats. 36:13.860 --> 36:14.860 Basically, you know, 36:14.860 --> 36:17.860 if you have a single restaurant in Hanoi, 36:17.860 --> 36:18.860 you would sell this one. 36:18.860 --> 36:21.860 Really? I gotta check these menus a little bit more closely. 36:21.860 --> 36:23.860 Before hitting Hanoi streets to see... 36:24.860 --> 36:25.860 Nyaaah! 36:29.860 --> 36:30.860 I don't know. 36:30.860 --> 36:31.860 Eat a rat. 36:31.860 --> 36:32.860 Like, see in the teeth? 36:32.860 --> 36:33.860 Oh, Jesus. 36:33.860 --> 36:37.300 meat really has become mainstream and before treating 36:37.300 --> 36:44.980 he really is fucking uh he really is you know just lathering it in sauce which i do vibe with 36:44.980 --> 36:49.940 make it taste good needs to see if rat meat really has become a bit of a marinade we got going on here 36:49.940 --> 36:54.020 mainstream and before treating ourselves to two plus-sized rat dishes 36:54.020 --> 36:56.020 They don't have dog meat. 36:56.020 --> 36:58.020 Lam and I attempt to take on... 37:00.020 --> 37:02.020 ...on some countryside... 37:04.020 --> 37:08.020 ...okay, with a dish that separates the brave from the squeamish. 37:09.020 --> 37:10.020 You'll find it here. 37:10.020 --> 37:12.020 I'm gonna get it. It looks like dog... 37:12.020 --> 37:14.020 I'm gonna say that at a restaurant, bro. 37:14.020 --> 37:15.020 That is... 37:15.020 --> 37:16.020 That is... 37:16.020 --> 37:17.020 ...spot. 37:17.020 --> 37:18.020 From the rat farm in a local drinking spot. 37:18.020 --> 37:21.020 So right here we have a couple of delicious looking furry rats. 37:21.020 --> 37:25.860 furry rats we're not actually gonna be eating the rat meat yet instead we're 37:25.860 --> 37:28.620 gonna be eating the blood in addition 37:28.620 --> 37:33.860 should I scan this to see if they kill a rat on the video 37:33.860 --> 37:43.260 I think we're fine. 37:43.260 --> 37:53.340 But is he a local? 37:53.340 --> 37:56.740 Like I understand he's the translator and the guy that's along the ride with him, also 37:56.740 --> 37:57.940 probably a creator. 37:57.940 --> 38:04.360 But like, he seems as shocked about eating rats as the other guy. 38:04.360 --> 38:14.540 Deep gun or raw blood pudding is exactly what it sounds like, a bowl of raw blood. 38:14.540 --> 38:15.540 Is that nutritious? 38:15.540 --> 38:18.940 Like what, outside of iron, what are you getting out of that? 38:18.940 --> 38:22.340 To jazz it up, they mix in herbs and minced meat. 38:22.340 --> 38:27.380 Duck blood is the classic choice for this dish. 38:27.380 --> 38:31.200 This is like that you ever order something that looks good on the menu and then it shows 38:31.200 --> 38:37.440 up and you're like, oh, fuck, you get like a little risky pick at a restaurant, you like 38:37.440 --> 38:40.280 read it and you're like, oh, it's kind of out there for me, but I'm going to order it 38:40.280 --> 38:43.960 and then it comes out and you're looking at it and you're like, oh, no, this is bad. 38:43.960 --> 38:45.160 This is like one of those things. 38:45.160 --> 38:47.720 I'm like, oh, a minced meat and herbs. 38:47.720 --> 38:48.720 Okay. 38:48.720 --> 38:49.720 Comes out. 38:49.720 --> 38:54.920 It's like, oh, I don't want that before, but that's one is not my favorite to be honest. 38:54.920 --> 38:55.920 It's not my favorite. 38:55.920 --> 38:58.640 But even if it's like your second or third favorite, that's so pretty good. 38:58.640 --> 38:59.600 Is it in your top 10? 39:00.240 --> 39:03.200 Oh, deep gun has been, I couldn't do it. 39:03.440 --> 39:03.840 I don't. 39:03.920 --> 39:04.200 Okay. 39:04.200 --> 39:05.120 Here's the thing. 39:05.560 --> 39:09.560 I think if I'm like, okay, I couldn't do it unless I was like really drunk. 39:11.400 --> 39:12.440 If I was, okay. 39:12.480 --> 39:13.960 Sketty, you're saying you couldn't do it, bro. 39:14.240 --> 39:18.560 If I'm at the point where it's like 3am, I'm done at the bar. 39:18.920 --> 39:22.440 I'm kind of hammered and I'm just starving. 39:22.440 --> 39:26.140 I think you could put anything in front of me, and I'd eat it. 39:27.740 --> 39:31.740 I, like, almost any, not like, stir-strawing, but like, I'd try it. 39:34.040 --> 39:38.640 I don't know, this smell is the biggest thing. Smell and texture for me, food-wise. 39:38.640 --> 39:44.140 Like, if I bite into something, and it has a mouthfeel that's opposite of what I think it would be, 39:44.140 --> 39:51.040 then I, oh my god, yo, actually, sorry, I just got so distracted, I was reading the language, and I was like, oh my god, Vietnam. 39:51.040 --> 39:58.540 Geo-guessir. Geo-guessir has brain-rodded my brain so much that I'm like, oh, I recognize their language. 39:58.540 --> 40:02.540 For ages, but food safety concerns still make some locals think- 40:02.540 --> 40:11.540 To die after eating raw blood, raw pig blood pudding. This was 2025. Six of 17 people were hospitalized? 40:13.540 --> 40:17.040 Yeah, I think I'm probably not gonna take part in the pig blood thing. 40:17.040 --> 40:18.040 Twice about eating it. 40:18.040 --> 40:23.040 But when it's made with rat blood, well that might require thinking three times. 40:23.040 --> 40:27.040 Is this a common dish or something that he's tried or if you haven't prepared before? 40:27.040 --> 40:28.040 He didn't make it. 40:28.040 --> 40:30.040 I made it once or twice. 40:30.040 --> 40:37.040 I thought a lot of people were eating it and I myself ate it so I can guarantee they'd say. 40:37.040 --> 40:39.040 Okay, let me double check. 40:39.040 --> 40:43.040 I am in Vietnam and I'm going to eat raw rat blood. 40:43.040 --> 40:45.040 It should be fine, right? Anything to worry about? 40:45.040 --> 40:51.240 Even if they're farmed rats, there's still a bit of caution to keep in mind. Farmed or not, raw blood dishes can carry some health risks 40:51.240 --> 40:54.640 Just because any raw animal product can have bacteria or- 40:54.640 --> 40:58.600 You know where we're asking chat you PT what we're gonna do? You were hitting up Bernard 40:59.240 --> 41:02.000 Yo Bernard, bout to eat some rat blood 41:02.800 --> 41:04.400 What are your thoughts? 41:04.400 --> 41:07.960 No, hey, what's up, man? Glad you asked me Bernard here 41:07.960 --> 41:12.440 I'm just letting you know that eating rat blooding might not be as good of an idea as you think it is 41:12.440 --> 41:15.320 And then it goes on a fucking nine paragraph rant. 41:15.320 --> 41:17.320 Parasites, but hey, if it's a local delicacy, 41:17.320 --> 41:19.560 and it's prepared in a way that locals have been doing safely, 41:19.560 --> 41:20.880 just make sure you trust your source. 41:20.880 --> 41:21.840 Our source is that guy? 41:21.840 --> 41:22.840 Yes. 41:22.840 --> 41:25.000 How do you feel about our source? 41:25.000 --> 41:26.640 Hey, look, we are just worth it to me. 41:26.640 --> 41:27.840 Honest and sincere. 41:27.840 --> 41:29.760 Yeah. 41:29.760 --> 41:30.560 Yo, wait a minute. 41:30.560 --> 41:33.880 A trusted chef dispatches the bamboo rat, 41:33.880 --> 41:36.480 collects its blood in a bowl, and saves it for later. 41:39.760 --> 41:41.520 Now he prepares the rat meat, then 41:41.520 --> 41:49.520 soon join the blood. This feels like some shit I would order at like a rat like a bar for a shot. 41:50.800 --> 41:55.200 Y'all have the rat blood shot and it's like a mixture of fucking rat blood, 41:55.200 --> 42:01.680 sriracha and vodka or something and it curdles. First like something no you wouldn't. No I'm 42:01.680 --> 42:05.600 just saying like I don't see this as like a dish I would be like oh I'm gonna eat the whole fucking 42:05.600 --> 42:14.560 thing. The body is soaked. You're lying. And the fur is removed. Then he covers the rat with straw 42:14.560 --> 42:17.600 and sets it on fire, burning away any remaining hair. 42:24.080 --> 42:28.640 Not looking at that now. Got a little brown tin on him. He's looking pretty good. 42:28.640 --> 42:33.320 The scorched rat is split open. 42:33.320 --> 42:34.320 And it's run. 42:34.320 --> 42:37.520 And it no longer looks good. 42:37.520 --> 42:38.520 Okay. 42:38.520 --> 42:41.520 Then dropped into boiling water. 42:41.520 --> 42:48.640 When the whole rat is cooked through, our chef debones it. 42:48.640 --> 42:51.160 Oh god. 42:51.160 --> 42:52.760 Oh god. 42:52.760 --> 42:55.560 This is like picking apart a fucking rotisserie chicken man. 42:55.560 --> 42:58.600 You're just staring at a bunch of meat and bones and you're like, I don't know where 42:58.600 --> 43:05.000 to go from here. I'm just gonna start nibbling on shit. Then menses it with basil and cilantro. 43:05.000 --> 43:11.000 We're now one step away from finishing the raw blood pudding. This recipe is strange enough, 43:11.000 --> 43:15.480 but what I'm about to find out will completely change the way I look at Vietnamese food. 43:15.480 --> 43:20.200 Right now we're in the countryside where it's not so unusual for people. Bro, you know the hardest 43:20.200 --> 43:28.280 part about having this job is if you're not liking something, you're sitting right in front of the 43:28.280 --> 43:35.280 chef that made it and you're actively reviewing it. Like you obviously you have to you have 43:35.280 --> 43:38.960 to pass this mental barrier of like oh this is like you know a part of a culture that 43:38.960 --> 43:43.880 I haven't been a part of I you know this is something that I'm not used to. But you're 43:43.880 --> 43:49.240 eating it and say you just like want to vomit like you got it you got to hold that down 43:49.240 --> 43:52.960 you got to hold that down you know chefs right in front of you. 43:52.960 --> 43:57.960 But in the city of Hanoi, what percentage of people do you think have eaten rat before? 43:57.960 --> 43:58.960 Do you know the dumb? 43:58.960 --> 44:00.960 90%! 44:01.960 --> 44:04.960 He thinks 90% of people in the world have eaten rats? 44:04.960 --> 44:05.960 Eating rat. 44:05.960 --> 44:11.960 But in the city of Hanoi, what percentage of people do you think have eaten rat before? 44:11.960 --> 44:12.960 Do you know the dumb? 44:12.960 --> 44:14.960 90%! 44:15.960 --> 44:16.960 Really? 44:16.960 --> 44:18.960 90%?! 44:18.960 --> 44:21.960 That number's unhinged, it's outrageous! 44:21.960 --> 44:27.320 There's no, see, can I take a look at what's difficult about the position I'm in, Laom, 44:27.320 --> 44:31.480 is I'm doing a video about rat, and there's like Vietnamese Americans watching this, and 44:31.480 --> 44:36.440 they're like, oh cool, make it seem like all Vietnamese eat rat, and I'm going, no, no, 44:36.440 --> 44:43.520 just a handful eat rat, but then the Vietnamese folks are like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 44:43.520 --> 44:46.240 we all eat it, no, no, no, we all eat it here. 44:46.240 --> 44:49.560 He's trying to show like, oh, this is not something that's like that common. 44:49.560 --> 44:51.040 Oh no, everybody here eats it. 44:51.040 --> 44:53.040 It's everyone 44:54.360 --> 44:59.460 Still feeling unconvinced okay, yeah, maybe 90% of people have eaten it 44:59.460 --> 45:04.100 But that doesn't mean that 90% of people continue to eat it right that could be something 45:04.100 --> 45:08.400 That's like all everybody's tried the answers we heard from the rat farmer and the red chef 45:08.400 --> 45:14.600 Well, man, I decide to run our own survey just start interviewing people on the side of the road. Yeah, that's fair treats of Hanoi 45:14.600 --> 45:18.640 I want to find out how many people have actually eaten this bizarre food 45:21.040 --> 45:22.240 What? 45:22.240 --> 45:24.540 But before that, it's time to face- 45:24.540 --> 45:31.540 I mean, bro, if it's on every menu in your fucking city, at some point you're eating it. 45:31.540 --> 45:36.540 Like, if you're in a- if you're in an area that eats horse, right? 45:36.540 --> 45:38.540 Like, there's a lot of countries that eat horse. 45:38.540 --> 45:41.040 Even if you're not somebody that actively eats horse, 45:41.040 --> 45:43.840 if you go to a restaurant and every single restaurant you go to, 45:43.840 --> 45:46.240 horse is on the menu, at some point you're going, 45:46.240 --> 45:47.340 yeah, fuck it. 45:47.340 --> 45:48.440 You know? 45:48.440 --> 45:49.940 Nah, fuck it, I'll try it. 45:49.940 --> 45:51.240 That raw blood pudding. 45:51.240 --> 45:53.440 This is gonna be our first taste of rat. 45:53.440 --> 45:54.240 How do you feel about that? 45:54.240 --> 45:56.540 I'm curious to see how it looks. 45:56.540 --> 45:58.640 Three, two, one. 45:59.240 --> 46:00.840 Oh my goodness! 46:03.140 --> 46:03.640 Remember that- 46:03.640 --> 46:04.140 What? 46:04.140 --> 46:06.040 Oh, don't tell me it's just a bowl of blood. 46:06.040 --> 46:07.440 A bowl of rat blood. 46:07.440 --> 46:09.240 It's mixed with water and fish sauce 46:09.240 --> 46:11.540 before it joins the minced rat meat. 46:11.540 --> 46:13.740 The file product sits before us now. 46:13.740 --> 46:14.740 It's three-dimensional. 46:15.540 --> 46:16.540 Oh, it's coming out at me. 46:16.540 --> 46:17.040 It's- 46:17.040 --> 46:19.840 Yeah, like, dude, that actually looks like like brains in a bowl. 46:19.940 --> 46:25.820 Mentional is coming out at me. That's all I just want to know what it tastes like a lot of what I haven't seen 46:25.820 --> 46:29.580 Is that weird that like I I don't think I would enjoy it 46:29.580 --> 46:34.540 But since I've been doing a lot of these like weird food reviews and I've eaten grow shit on stream 46:34.900 --> 46:40.420 Part of me has like a weird curiosity to being like I yeah, I put that in my mouth 46:40.940 --> 46:42.380 pause 46:42.380 --> 46:47.900 Yeah, I'd try it, you know, like I I wouldn't want to be like, oh, I'm gonna order a whole dish because I know I wouldn't like it 46:47.900 --> 46:49.900 I'd be like give me a spoonful 46:49.940 --> 46:56.700 Yeah, probably like straight metal and fat, if I'm being honest, because it's like soaking 46:56.700 --> 47:01.140 in blood and you're also just eating minced rat, so it's just every part of it, so it's 47:01.140 --> 47:02.140 gonna be really fatty. 47:02.140 --> 47:03.140 Such? 47:03.140 --> 47:05.140 For like over 10 years, and you believe it? 47:05.140 --> 47:08.300 Last time, duck, thick and not this one. 47:08.300 --> 47:10.660 Which bothers you more to think about eating? 47:10.660 --> 47:11.660 Duck blood or rent blood? 47:11.660 --> 47:12.660 Well, of course. 47:12.660 --> 47:13.660 Oh, don't smell it. 47:13.660 --> 47:14.660 Oh, that's a risky play. 47:14.660 --> 47:15.660 I dare not to even smell. 47:15.660 --> 47:16.660 I'm gonna try. 47:16.660 --> 47:18.660 I didn't have to even smell. I would try. 47:18.660 --> 47:22.660 Yeah, that's what you gotta do. 47:22.660 --> 47:25.660 Alright, fuck that. That's just gonna psych yourself out. 47:25.660 --> 47:30.660 If you smell it, that's just ruining, immediately ruining the entire experience. 47:30.660 --> 47:31.660 You just gotta fucking eat it. 47:32.660 --> 47:34.660 Oh my god, no! 47:36.660 --> 47:38.660 Oh, no, I would rather be... 47:46.660 --> 47:52.240 I would rather it be I'm gonna stop looking at it 47:52.240 --> 47:57.340 I would rather it be liquidy. No, dude the texture fucks me up like Jello. Oh my god 47:57.660 --> 48:00.480 that the reason that fucks me up so bad is because oh 48:01.300 --> 48:07.320 My god, I come from like a like a part German family and this is really popular 48:09.040 --> 48:15.100 It's called head cheese and it looks like it has the same consistency and this is the fuck and most discussed 48:16.660 --> 48:22.600 The most disgusting thing. Oh my god. It's so bad. Oh my god. Had cheese is so bad 48:24.060 --> 48:29.540 Oh, it's just the texture dude. Yeah, I'm not that excited either. It's pretty intense 48:33.140 --> 48:37.400 He's eaten so many things though that he's just stone cold Steve Austin 48:37.420 --> 48:42.300 I've seen him eat an alive fish like this is not gonna phase him 48:46.660 --> 48:54.660 You feel the fucking you feel the gag in your throat you're like oh no 48:58.540 --> 49:03.060 Try to appreciate it don't think about the blood think about the flavors. There's some good flavors in there 49:03.060 --> 49:07.900 It's meaty some gristle gets all been cut down into a fine mince. So it's kind of a chewy texture 49:08.140 --> 49:10.220 Bro, you're saying it's 49:10.220 --> 49:15.700 Meaty and there's gristle, but I'm only seeing gristle in some gristle. It's all been cut like that's all fat 49:16.660 --> 49:22.860 down into a fine mince. So it's kind of a chewy texture to it, right? 49:22.860 --> 49:27.060 I'm kind of walking through this. You're going to make it through. 49:27.060 --> 49:32.380 Oh, no, no, no! When you hit it, right when you hit that point where you're holding your breath and you're just going... 49:32.380 --> 49:42.060 Just be chewing, staring at the beer, any liquid, you're like, I'm going to swallow this. I'm going to swallow this, I'm going to swallow this. 49:42.060 --> 49:48.460 As you're focused on chewing that milky blood, it kind of dissolves in your mouth and then 49:48.460 --> 49:49.460 just goes straight down your throat. 49:49.460 --> 49:50.460 Then there's the aromatics. 49:50.460 --> 49:55.260 You can taste coriander and some real fresh flavors in there. 49:55.260 --> 49:59.420 Oh yeah dude, you put the fucking, I've had that so many times. 49:59.420 --> 50:01.620 On and off, you're eating something gross. 50:01.620 --> 50:04.220 You fucking fill your mouth with liquid, just chill. 50:04.220 --> 50:07.220 Yeah, get it down. 50:07.220 --> 50:11.220 I do not vomit, you know. 50:11.220 --> 50:17.900 I'm gonna tell the chef later. That's one of the I fucking love this guy as complements in this restaurant 50:17.900 --> 50:21.940 I think it's about a mentality right because I know it's not that 50:22.100 --> 50:26.460 So that's interesting because someone's mentality when eating food is what creates the whole experience 50:26.460 --> 50:31.500 So I'm gonna ask you to take one more bite at this time. Oh my god. No, it dude. Where did am I crazier? 50:31.500 --> 50:33.500 Did more meat spawn in the bowl? 50:34.460 --> 50:39.100 I want you to really put yourself in the shoes of a countryside person here in Vietnam 50:39.100 --> 50:41.380 and I want you to try to understand 50:41.380 --> 50:43.320 what it is that they enjoy about it. 50:47.560 --> 50:48.780 Better? 50:48.780 --> 50:49.620 A bit better. 50:49.620 --> 50:52.540 Not that scary feeling like the first time, 50:52.540 --> 50:54.260 but I cannot tell you that it delish. 50:54.260 --> 50:55.820 Nah, bro, you just doused that shit 50:55.820 --> 50:57.420 in some fucking Frank's red hot, 50:57.420 --> 50:58.700 now I'm eating it. 50:58.700 --> 51:03.700 I think anything and everything tastes okay with hot sauce. 51:05.140 --> 51:05.980 Just do something. 51:05.980 --> 51:06.820 No, you're not even. 51:06.820 --> 51:13.300 That's bullshit, bro. If you cover it in something spi- bro, why do you think that so many things 51:13.900 --> 51:18.960 have so much spice in them because it makes anything taste good? 51:19.500 --> 51:27.300 Like spices, not just spices, like spicy, like hot shit, just m- just masks any potentially foul flavor. 51:27.300 --> 51:29.180 After powering through the blood course, 51:30.420 --> 51:32.620 we're ready to take on the final boss. 51:32.620 --> 51:37.340 Okay, not so strong so strong in chat the thing about I'm saying okay 51:37.340 --> 51:42.820 If you removed smell maybe but sir strong is so bad smelling that like hot sauce is not 51:43.060 --> 51:50.780 One hour of driving house was not fixing takes us from the countryside to central Hanoi a bustling modern metropolis over eight million 51:53.980 --> 51:58.660 Oh my god, dude, I'm just imagining. I'm in a geogas or lobby. I probably spawned here 51:58.660 --> 52:02.060 I've dead ass probably spawned right here, and I'm zooming out on the sign 52:02.620 --> 52:08.620 A new E-Spring, Banche, the fucking thing over the O. 52:08.620 --> 52:10.620 Here, Vietnam, Vietnam! 52:10.620 --> 52:14.120 A big city chef will reveal how common rat meat really is. 52:14.120 --> 52:18.620 I was told previously that most of the restaurants in Hanoi are serving rats. 52:18.620 --> 52:19.620 Do you think that's true? 52:19.620 --> 52:21.620 And we'll sit down to a two course meat. 52:21.620 --> 52:23.120 Can I have a Louis Vuitton shirt? 52:23.120 --> 52:25.120 You'll meet from giant bamboo rats. 52:25.120 --> 52:26.620 That looks good as fuck. 52:28.120 --> 52:29.620 Like, I eat that. 52:30.120 --> 52:31.120 And that. 52:32.620 --> 52:34.140 It looks a little too fatty. 52:34.140 --> 52:35.380 Giant bamboo rat. 52:35.380 --> 52:36.900 The feet. 52:36.900 --> 52:38.900 Yeah, that's the foot. 52:38.900 --> 52:39.460 While waiting for it. 52:39.460 --> 52:40.140 I'm not eating the foot. 52:40.140 --> 52:40.940 I'm not eating the foot. 52:40.940 --> 52:43.660 Arrival, the chef kicks off the first course, 52:43.660 --> 52:46.580 a whole roasted rat. 52:46.580 --> 52:48.780 Our chef starts with the scorched rodents, 52:48.780 --> 52:50.540 removing its ribs and spine. 52:54.420 --> 52:57.740 The rat is thoroughly rubbed down the restaurant's secret rat 52:57.740 --> 52:58.240 marinade. 53:02.620 --> 53:07.720 when the oven takes over roasting the rat bro every time we watch like a food 53:07.720 --> 53:10.620 review video like this and they're chopping up a dead animal so many people 53:10.620 --> 53:16.120 like oh I'm gonna throw up brother you're eating you're eating like dead 53:16.120 --> 53:21.720 animals every day like how do you think that like you buy it from a store pre 53:21.720 --> 53:26.000 packaged in like tenderloins and shit brother hack in that motherfucker to 53:26.000 --> 53:29.880 pieces that is a dead animal you're eating a debt you're eating a piece of a 53:29.880 --> 53:33.960 that animal that's like, nicely packaged and cleaned. 53:33.960 --> 53:35.400 After over two hours. 53:35.400 --> 53:37.880 So I'm fascinated by rat in Hanoi. 53:37.880 --> 53:39.280 I mean, while we went to already, 53:39.280 --> 53:40.880 it was a little bit more understandable. 53:40.880 --> 53:43.160 We ate a strange food, we ate raw. 53:43.160 --> 53:44.560 Honestly, eating the leg of a rat 53:44.560 --> 53:46.000 might be like a chicken leg. 53:46.000 --> 53:48.560 Not rat's blood, but we were in the countryside. 53:48.560 --> 53:50.400 We were in a place where anything goes, 53:50.400 --> 53:52.240 but now we're actually in the city. 53:52.240 --> 53:55.080 And I was told previously that most of the restaurants 53:55.080 --> 53:56.480 in Hanoi are serving rats. 53:56.480 --> 53:57.600 Do you think that's true? 53:57.600 --> 54:02.400 This is blowing my mind. 54:02.400 --> 54:04.760 So then I have to go to the question I've been asking everybody. 54:04.760 --> 54:09.360 In your opinion, about what percentage of people in Hanoi have actually eaten rat before? 54:09.360 --> 54:11.360 More than 50% or 50%. 54:11.360 --> 54:12.360 Really? 54:12.360 --> 54:13.360 Yeah. 54:13.360 --> 54:16.280 See, that seems more realistic, like half of the population. 54:16.280 --> 54:21.000 At this point, I'm starting to believe that rat meat is more popular than I ever suspected, 54:21.000 --> 54:23.440 but I still want some unbiased opinions. 54:23.440 --> 54:29.640 Now we are right outside of a rat restaurant, and Laum is asking folks in the street if they've ever eaten rat before 54:30.280 --> 54:36.780 I know he has. Oh my god. My idea here is to ask about ten different people. That's a good sample size 54:37.880 --> 54:42.000 Yes, yeah, what I love lounge commitment. Keep going keep going 54:45.400 --> 54:51.700 He's like individually talking to everybody I would just be screaming raise your hand if you've ever eaten rat raise your hand if you've ever eaten rat 54:53.440 --> 54:56.880 In the beginning they said they tried rap and now person after person saying no 54:56.880 --> 55:01.440 It's because they're shy and they don't want their identities revealed to the world. It could be that 55:02.560 --> 55:06.440 What do you what are you like ashamed you I'd be like hell yeah, I've eaten a fucking rat 55:11.440 --> 55:17.520 How many people did you just ask I think about like 15 and it seems like you got three yeses three or four 55:17.520 --> 55:21.880 I expect they would say no at least 80 or 90 was that so you're surprised 55:21.880 --> 55:25.400 Yeah, that's right test don't really get stronger than this we went out to the streets 55:25.400 --> 55:28.320 We asked the people and in the end we confirmed that roughly 55:28.800 --> 55:34.140 30% of the population and Hanoi has tried rat before and now we're gonna try it for ourselves 55:35.640 --> 55:42.700 All right guys after two hours of roasting here. We have the final product a whole roasted rat a 55:43.480 --> 55:49.080 Rat that started at a weight of over eight pounds. This thing is a rat Zilla not only is it big 55:49.080 --> 55:58.760 It's thick. Look at its girth from top to bottom even though it's been slick. Dude, the thing is like if you fucking if you cook something like well enough 55:58.840 --> 56:00.840 It'll look good 56:01.140 --> 56:04.180 Like this looks good. Like the skin is like 56:04.840 --> 56:06.340 caramelized 56:06.340 --> 56:14.220 down the middle and like it just looks like a roasted chicken this bit here is like a little off-putting 56:14.220 --> 56:21.040 It opened the most disconcerting part of this rat is that you can still see like it's little claws and hands cute little hands that it was using to 56:21.040 --> 56:27.680 Yeah, that's the thing like whenever I go to it's like certain restaurants, but especially in other countries all order fish and 56:27.920 --> 56:32.640 They'll give me the fish with the head on and that's usually like a who 56:34.160 --> 56:36.560 Just chop it off. Let's just hack it off 56:37.200 --> 56:41.660 Like I that's the one thing. It's like I that's like a mental thing 56:41.660 --> 56:44.860 Like, I'm staring at the eyeball of the thing that I'm eating. 56:44.860 --> 56:47.960 Grab on to bamboo and gnaw on it with its big overgrown teeth, 56:47.960 --> 56:51.660 but I gotta say, overall, it looks appetizing. 56:51.660 --> 56:53.460 I mean, the sissy liberal. 56:53.460 --> 56:55.960 What a sissy liberal-ass thing. 56:55.960 --> 56:58.760 I fucking shoot a deer and eat it while it's still living. 56:58.760 --> 57:01.460 While it's kicking, I'm fucking biting it. 57:01.460 --> 57:03.760 I'm sucking the blood out of its fucking neck. 57:03.760 --> 57:05.160 For a wrap. 57:05.160 --> 57:07.460 One thing I think we could probably get rid of though is the tail. 57:07.460 --> 57:08.960 Is that really neat to stay on? 57:08.960 --> 57:11.160 You can eat the tail. 57:11.160 --> 57:13.160 Not necessary. 57:13.160 --> 57:19.160 To make the rat visually and literally easier to digest. 57:19.160 --> 57:22.160 Like is that fat or meat? 57:22.160 --> 57:28.160 Chef chops the roasted rodent into bite-sized pieces. 57:28.160 --> 57:30.160 Like that's not edible. 57:30.160 --> 57:33.160 This bit is pieces. 57:33.160 --> 57:35.160 This whole episode I've been going back and forth trying to figure out 57:35.160 --> 57:37.160 are a lot of people eating rat or not. 57:37.160 --> 57:38.160 It turns out probably they are. 57:38.160 --> 57:42.160 But the question is, why are folks in Vietnam eating rat meat? 57:42.160 --> 57:47.160 It's actually a delicacy of a particular region. 57:47.160 --> 57:51.160 Normally, they would eat this kind of dish during some special occasion of the family 57:51.160 --> 57:55.160 compared to other kind of meats. This one in particular is uniquely delicious. 57:57.160 --> 58:01.160 Now, you and I, six years ago, we ate rat together in the Mekong Delta. 58:01.160 --> 58:04.160 Oh my God, look at that! You're seriously cutting the head and then... 58:04.160 --> 58:07.160 Oh, no, that's not here. It's on your head. 58:07.160 --> 58:09.160 This time you're going to be trying an even bigger rat. 58:09.160 --> 58:09.760 What do you think? 58:09.760 --> 58:12.760 What's the thing I can say that I feel better? 58:12.760 --> 58:15.560 I don't see the whole rat setting up on the plate. 58:15.560 --> 58:17.760 What do you think they're going to have like a big disgusting 58:17.760 --> 58:19.560 a whole roasted rat like? 58:19.560 --> 58:22.160 You remember the experience I had like years ago 58:22.160 --> 58:23.160 in the back of Delta? 58:23.160 --> 58:25.560 They just took the whole spinning rat. 58:25.560 --> 58:27.060 For this one it looked like pork, 58:27.060 --> 58:28.560 even this one like beef. 58:28.560 --> 58:30.660 So I feel kind of ready, you know? 58:30.660 --> 58:31.360 Okay, good. 58:31.360 --> 58:32.760 Right here we have a rat stir fry, 58:32.760 --> 58:34.460 and right here we have the roasted rat. 58:34.460 --> 58:35.060 I think we should... 58:35.060 --> 58:37.060 The stir fry looks good as fuck. 58:37.060 --> 58:39.060 Start with this right here. 58:39.060 --> 58:41.460 Our stir-fried dish begins with a scorched... 58:41.460 --> 58:43.060 It kind of just looks like a beef stir-fried. 58:43.060 --> 58:45.460 bamboo rat, stripped clean of its bones. 58:49.220 --> 58:51.780 The chef cuts thin strips of rat skin and meat. 58:55.380 --> 58:57.460 Then brings them to the cooking station. 58:57.460 --> 58:59.940 Oh hell yeah, bro. You break out the wok. 58:59.940 --> 59:01.620 It is going to be a good dish. 59:01.620 --> 59:02.500 Huh. 59:02.500 --> 59:08.740 Walk oil goes in, followed by lemongrass, ginger, shallots, fermented shrimp paste, and a tapioca slurry. 59:10.020 --> 59:12.100 And in goes the rat meat and skin. 59:12.100 --> 59:15.780 Oh yeah, no, see that looks good because they cut out all the fucking fat. 59:16.260 --> 59:17.540 That's what I don't like, bro. 59:17.780 --> 59:18.660 Oh my god. 59:18.900 --> 59:20.500 When I see it, it's always old people too. 59:20.500 --> 59:24.820 They order like a fucking New York strip or like some sort of steak that's eaten the grassal. 59:25.220 --> 59:26.260 I'm staring at it. 59:28.260 --> 59:30.420 That's like the one bit I don't want. 59:30.420 --> 59:34.420 Like, I want a tender-ass steak. That's why I hate Wagyu beef. 59:34.420 --> 59:38.420 I think Wagyu beef is good for, like, two bites, and then it's just too much fat. 59:38.420 --> 59:40.420 Like, it's so fatty. 59:43.420 --> 59:48.420 Our chef gives the wok a few confident tosses, then adds in fish sauce to enhance the flavor. 59:48.420 --> 59:51.420 Basil and fresh chilies offer a hint of freshness. 59:53.420 --> 59:56.420 A few more tosses, and the food is ready for plating. 59:56.420 --> 01:00:04.640 Dude, I never understand wok cooking because they'll be done a whole dish in like a minute. 01:00:04.640 --> 01:00:09.380 And I'm just going how hot is that, that it's not burning it, but it's cooking it all the 01:00:09.380 --> 01:00:11.880 way through. 01:00:11.880 --> 01:00:17.820 What's unique about this rat is its skin is so thick, unlike me. 01:00:17.820 --> 01:00:21.100 I have more of a thin skin. 01:00:21.100 --> 01:00:22.340 Be gentle in the comments, guys. 01:00:22.340 --> 01:00:23.980 Should we try the skin first? 01:00:23.980 --> 01:00:24.980 Sure. 01:00:24.980 --> 01:00:25.980 These are really tiny pieces. 01:00:25.980 --> 01:00:31.260 I don't know, I feel a little bit ripped off, like, those ranchers are so big, part of me wants to be able to rip my teeth through. 01:00:31.620 --> 01:00:38.220 Somebody in chat just said Mexican foods better, and I'm not, like, disagreeing by any means, but I- 01:00:38.220 --> 01:00:41.700 I wanted to be known that a lot of the time that people say, oh, this food's better. 01:00:41.700 --> 01:00:48.740 You actually haven't had, like, authentic, I'm not saying you, but I'm saying a lot of people that are, like, Mexican foods better. 01:00:48.740 --> 01:00:50.900 They mean, like, burritos. 01:00:50.900 --> 01:00:52.900 And fucking fajitos and shit. 01:00:52.900 --> 01:00:59.100 Like, you haven't had, like, authentic urine in the middle of Mexico, Mexican food. 01:00:59.100 --> 01:01:00.600 Like, you're just eating it. 01:01:00.600 --> 01:01:06.100 You're saying, like, oh, my local fucking Mexican American place is awesome. 01:01:06.100 --> 01:01:08.600 It's like, dude, that's not a giant. 01:01:08.600 --> 01:01:13.300 Like, this is like, they're in Hanoi, Vietnam, eating an authentic Vietnamese dish. 01:01:13.300 --> 01:01:14.200 Rat thigh. 01:01:14.200 --> 01:01:16.200 But they've taken that opportunity away from me. 01:01:18.700 --> 01:01:20.300 Now I get why they cut it so thin. 01:01:20.300 --> 01:01:20.800 You like it? 01:01:20.800 --> 01:01:22.300 It's similar to the skin and cow. 01:01:22.300 --> 01:01:22.800 Yeah. 01:01:22.800 --> 01:01:23.500 I think it's tougher. 01:01:23.500 --> 01:01:24.000 It's very tough. 01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:24.500 Oh yeah. 01:01:24.500 --> 01:01:25.000 Mm-hmm. 01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:26.100 Definitely a drinking food. 01:01:26.100 --> 01:01:28.100 Something you can kind of gnaw on while you drink beer. 01:01:28.100 --> 01:01:29.700 It doesn't taste like grass at all. 01:01:29.700 --> 01:01:30.500 This is great. 01:01:30.500 --> 01:01:31.500 You look delighted. 01:01:31.500 --> 01:01:32.800 It's a meat. 01:01:32.800 --> 01:01:34.100 Why don't we try more of the meat? 01:01:34.100 --> 01:01:35.000 The meat, right. 01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:39.800 Give me more tender. 01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:40.800 The meat, really good. 01:01:40.800 --> 01:01:41.600 It's very fatty. 01:01:41.600 --> 01:01:42.400 It's not dry. 01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:43.200 It's not lean. 01:01:43.200 --> 01:01:43.600 Let's see. 01:01:43.600 --> 01:01:44.100 Mm-hmm. 01:01:44.100 --> 01:01:45.700 The meat tastes somewhat neutral. 01:01:45.700 --> 01:01:47.600 It's not gamey or punky or weird. 01:01:47.600 --> 01:01:49.700 And I gotta say, it does taste kind of rich, 01:01:49.700 --> 01:01:50.700 like beef. 01:01:50.700 --> 01:01:51.700 Maybe it's really good. 01:01:51.700 --> 01:01:52.700 Say it again. 01:01:52.700 --> 01:01:53.700 It's good, honestly. 01:01:53.700 --> 01:01:57.820 I kind of believe like into the modern city of Hanoi, right, in a fancy restaurant like 01:01:57.820 --> 01:02:00.020 this, rat can be served at a delicacy. 01:02:00.020 --> 01:02:01.020 Yeah, I had no idea. 01:02:01.020 --> 01:02:02.020 Not only am I surprised. 01:02:02.020 --> 01:02:07.540 Bro, do you think it would be a good idea for a business in the US to serve rat? 01:02:07.540 --> 01:02:08.540 Like Arby's. 01:02:08.540 --> 01:02:14.380 Well, somebody said Arby's, like Arby's meat moose knuckles, they're little steak nuggets, 01:02:14.380 --> 01:02:16.620 no. 01:02:16.620 --> 01:02:19.660 You think that would do more harm than good? 01:02:19.660 --> 01:02:23.060 If Arby's came out with like rat nuggets, 01:02:23.060 --> 01:02:25.340 I think that would blow up. 01:02:25.340 --> 01:02:27.460 That would be like, it would probably bring 01:02:27.460 --> 01:02:31.100 negative publicity, but I feel like people would be like, 01:02:31.100 --> 01:02:34.060 dude, imagine the YouTube videos. 01:02:34.060 --> 01:02:37.660 The one guy with the select back hair, what's his name? 01:02:37.660 --> 01:02:39.140 He always wears a suit and tie. 01:02:39.140 --> 01:02:41.660 He's a very prestigious food reviewer. 01:02:42.700 --> 01:02:44.780 Imagine that guy, he's like, you know, 01:02:44.780 --> 01:02:46.940 he's a little nerdy, you have Revubra, 01:02:46.940 --> 01:02:48.540 but he's so serious about it. 01:02:48.540 --> 01:02:53.780 That's what people fuck with him going to Arby's and being like alright. We're trying the their rat nuggets today 01:02:54.260 --> 01:02:59.900 To see rat in a restaurant like this in the city, but the preparation it's unreal. This is the best rat preparation eats it 01:03:00.340 --> 01:03:02.340 throws up immediately well 01:03:02.700 --> 01:03:06.340 The texture is pretty off-putting. I think I've ever had and you're right 01:03:06.340 --> 01:03:08.940 It's because they're not trying to preserve the shape of the rat 01:03:08.940 --> 01:03:13.260 They're just trying to make it taste as good as Bob Bitt's Joe game thinking of the three now. 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Shout out Paige. Happy one-year anniversary. Lock in. 01:04:17.300 --> 01:04:20.740 There's a little part of it. But then there's this. Hope you guys have a good day. 01:04:20.740 --> 01:04:24.740 Can I say something before we eat? Yeah. When I first look at it, it looked like dog meat. 01:04:24.740 --> 01:04:28.260 This is presented like this. Yeah, you know, even like the lemongrass, the ginger, 01:04:28.260 --> 01:04:31.060 high bezel, and even this one, I don't know how to call it in English, 01:04:31.060 --> 01:04:33.300 but this one is really something that we eat with dog meat. 01:04:33.300 --> 01:04:35.700 How do you know so much about how dog meat is served? 01:04:35.700 --> 01:04:38.180 It's my father. It's a lot of dog meat before. 01:04:39.220 --> 01:04:42.980 So the last time I ate dog meat, I was planning something years ago. But then I stopped. 01:04:42.980 --> 01:04:44.900 This is insane. 01:04:44.900 --> 01:04:47.940 Yeah, we watched a video about them cooking dogs too. 01:04:47.940 --> 01:04:50.660 And dog meats prepare very similarly. 01:04:50.660 --> 01:04:52.740 Like the meat on the outside looks the same. 01:04:54.340 --> 01:04:59.060 Where it's like, it's like, it's just skin that's kind of like clearly like 01:04:59.060 --> 01:04:59.940 crossed it brown. 01:04:59.940 --> 01:05:00.260 Sure. 01:05:00.260 --> 01:05:03.060 Hi Bezo and even this one Lambo, I don't know how to call it in English, 01:05:03.060 --> 01:05:05.300 but this one is really something to eat with dog meat. 01:05:05.300 --> 01:05:07.700 How do you know so much about how dog meat is served? 01:05:07.700 --> 01:05:09.140 Because it's a pork belly. 01:05:09.140 --> 01:05:12.740 For something fatty like this, I would like combine with like a big Lambo and 01:05:12.980 --> 01:05:14.300 And we're only enough like it. 01:05:14.300 --> 01:05:16.300 So here we have the fermented shrimp paste. 01:05:16.300 --> 01:05:18.500 Gonna give it just a little kiss of flavor. 01:05:18.500 --> 01:05:20.500 We don't wanna cover up that rat too much. 01:05:26.500 --> 01:05:28.820 Oh, they don't fuck with that. 01:05:28.820 --> 01:05:30.260 Well, it's so tough. 01:05:30.260 --> 01:05:32.620 It's pretty rubbery, but the layers, it's fat. 01:05:32.620 --> 01:05:34.900 Dude, it was just straight fat. 01:05:34.900 --> 01:05:36.580 Like you just ate a whole piece of fat. 01:05:36.580 --> 01:05:39.140 You got that same thick skin that's hard to chew through. 01:05:39.140 --> 01:05:41.220 There's protein, but it takes a lot of chewing 01:05:41.220 --> 01:05:42.060 to get through that. 01:05:42.060 --> 01:05:44.700 It says the fermented shrimp paste is so potent. 01:05:44.700 --> 01:05:47.260 Oh my God, I put way too much on there. 01:05:47.260 --> 01:05:48.780 Here I got a bite, a little bit more meat. 01:05:48.780 --> 01:05:50.900 Let's try to chase it a little bit of ginger. 01:05:53.900 --> 01:05:54.740 Better. 01:05:54.740 --> 01:05:56.900 These big monster bites with a lot of fat, skin, and meat 01:05:56.900 --> 01:05:58.060 was too difficult to get through. 01:05:58.060 --> 01:05:59.420 Smaller bites, that's the way to go. 01:05:59.420 --> 01:06:02.260 I would say 80% like dog meat. 01:06:02.260 --> 01:06:04.340 Maybe dog meat, the skin ain't not the chewy, 01:06:04.340 --> 01:06:07.140 but the meat and the fat, it's just quite the same. 01:06:07.140 --> 01:06:08.660 That's good if you're trying to get off cigarettes, 01:06:08.660 --> 01:06:10.180 you could take a nicotine pouch. 01:06:10.180 --> 01:06:11.500 So if you're trying to get off dog, 01:06:11.500 --> 01:06:14.500 Here, 80% of the dog's flavor, 0% of the guilt. 01:06:14.500 --> 01:06:20.500 When I started this video, I assumed that I would have to kind of put a disclaimer that not many of you- 01:06:20.500 --> 01:06:25.500 Bro, what does dog taste like though? Just like a chewy ass pork? 01:06:25.500 --> 01:06:29.500 These people are eating this, but from everyone we've talked to today, a good amount of people have eaten mass before. 01:06:29.500 --> 01:06:34.500 So I guess me now, I'm trying to figure out, is this a food that should be a relic of the past? 01:06:34.500 --> 01:06:35.500 Or is- 01:06:35.500 --> 01:06:36.500 Why are people saying Ludwig? 01:06:41.500 --> 01:06:43.500 Ludwig and String? 01:06:43.500 --> 01:06:45.500 Oh, Ludwig's here. 01:06:45.500 --> 01:06:47.500 What's up, Lud? 01:06:47.500 --> 01:06:49.500 Ludwig, would you try rat with me in Vietnam? 01:06:49.500 --> 01:06:51.500 Oh, I can't eat rat. 01:06:51.500 --> 01:06:53.500 Would you try rat in Vietnam? 01:06:53.500 --> 01:06:55.500 I feel like Ludwig would try that. 01:06:55.500 --> 01:06:57.500 Does this guy look like your dad? 01:06:57.500 --> 01:06:59.500 No. 01:06:59.500 --> 01:07:01.500 No, you think that guy looks like me? 01:07:01.500 --> 01:07:03.500 Rat the meat of the future. 01:07:03.500 --> 01:07:05.500 Because there are benefits to raising rats. 01:07:05.500 --> 01:07:07.500 They require less water and energy. 01:07:07.500 --> 01:07:09.500 You're right. 01:07:09.500 --> 01:07:11.220 They require less water and energy. 01:07:11.220 --> 01:07:14.620 You respond to my fucking discord message, bum. 01:07:14.620 --> 01:07:16.580 Are we Wikipedia speed racing? 01:07:16.580 --> 01:07:19.860 To race, they consume less food than a cow or a pig would. 01:07:19.860 --> 01:07:22.220 They're pretty clean and we're in a huge city 01:07:22.220 --> 01:07:24.420 with very good food all over the place. 01:07:24.420 --> 01:07:26.660 And rat is prevalent and appreciated. 01:07:26.660 --> 01:07:29.860 So that to me says rat meat might have a bright future in Vietnam 01:07:29.860 --> 01:07:30.780 and maybe the world. 01:07:30.780 --> 01:07:31.220 Why not? 01:07:31.220 --> 01:07:33.420 So the last time we ate rat, that was six years ago. 01:07:33.420 --> 01:07:34.860 In six more years, let's do it again. 01:07:34.860 --> 01:07:35.140 Yeah. 01:07:35.140 --> 01:07:37.980 And by then we should know if rat meat has taken over Vietnam. 01:07:37.980 --> 01:07:39.220 Okay, so do you eat or less? 01:07:39.220 --> 01:07:42.660 Let's go tomorrow. Yeah, but like I feel like you could produce rat 01:07:42.660 --> 01:07:45.060 You could make rat meat mad cheap though 01:07:45.300 --> 01:07:51.720 Like you should like there's a world where you could fucking mass produce rats the way you do chickens 01:07:51.720 --> 01:07:55.500 But probably even quicker because their offspring is crazy and 01:07:56.060 --> 01:07:58.480 Their mammals so they're just like popping out 01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:04.600 You don't kind of wait for them to hatch and you don't have a hatchery for them like maybe growth is slower 01:08:05.180 --> 01:08:07.180 But they're kind of like instantly 01:08:07.180 --> 01:08:15.180 I'm not going to be completely passing this phase of like hibernation or not hibernation in egg, but like in the egg phase. 01:08:15.180 --> 01:08:22.180 All right, that was a fun video though. I love watching that shit. All right chat walk in next bit. Here we go. 01:08:22.180 --> 01:08:28.180 I'm obviously blood said anything. I've got to try anything once with you. 01:08:28.180 --> 01:08:35.180 You heard it here first folks. Ludwig would try anything once with me, he said. 01:08:35.180 --> 01:08:37.180 anything 01:08:39.480 --> 01:08:45.820 You can't have it open-ended like that there acts they give the subject J and tracks of the sub Maddie the three I took a Mormon's virginity 01:08:46.020 --> 01:08:49.180 Thanks for sharing Maddie appreciate it Tim but the subject of the thousand buddies 01:08:50.660 --> 01:08:52.660 Anything anything he says I 01:08:53.900 --> 01:09:00.660 Have a few gross you know one thing that I would never try out of fear even though I know the chefs are really I 01:09:00.660 --> 01:09:05.060 Actually kind of wonder if Ludwig's tribe this I don't know if you're still here. What is it called Fuji? 01:09:05.180 --> 01:09:16.940 in Japan. Oh my god, what is it called where they eat puffer fish? Fugu. Fugu. 01:09:16.940 --> 01:09:25.860 Yeah, and it's like if they prepare it wrong you die. But it's like really thinly sliced 01:09:25.860 --> 01:09:34.280 Sashimi of puffer fish and if it's like the guy fucks it up you'll get poisoned and die 01:09:35.860 --> 01:09:41.160 But it's supposed to be pretty good and it's really expensive because you have to pay it like I'm pretty 01:09:41.160 --> 01:09:46.680 I don't know if it's hard to get but it's you have to you have to take like years of training to be able to be like certified to 01:09:47.560 --> 01:09:49.200 cut 01:09:49.200 --> 01:09:51.200 Puffer fish in the right way 01:09:51.280 --> 01:09:54.640 It's kind of like roulette. I would maybe try one 01:09:55.860 --> 01:09:59.140 I would have to go to like the highest end Fugu I could get, though. 01:09:59.140 --> 01:10:02.020 That would be- that's what would make me feel safe. 01:10:02.020 --> 01:10:08.480 Like, if I was ever in Japan and I was gonna try Fugu, I would go to the most expensive Japanese restaurant where they serve it. 01:10:08.480 --> 01:10:11.180 Because then I'd be like, oh yeah, they're not gonna fuck me up. 01:10:11.180 --> 01:10:14.700 Fugu, yeah, that shit's chill. Oh, you've eaten that. 01:10:14.700 --> 01:10:18.000 Non-sexual, but doesn't include heroin. Okay, so... 01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:22.660 What would you say? You could try anything once non-sexual, including heroin. 01:10:22.660 --> 01:10:24.500 Dirty needle or non-dirty needle? 01:10:24.500 --> 01:10:26.420 I think fishbones kill more people. 01:10:26.420 --> 01:10:28.180 Street vendor Fugu for $1. 01:10:28.180 --> 01:10:29.260 Let's live a little. 01:10:32.380 --> 01:10:36.140 Let's go buy Fugu from a dude that's just 01:10:36.140 --> 01:10:40.260 chopping it up with a rusty chef's knife. 01:10:40.260 --> 01:10:41.780 A rusty chef's knife. 01:10:41.780 --> 01:10:44.740 Like that one Total Drama Island clip. 01:10:44.740 --> 01:10:45.620 Holy shit. 01:10:45.620 --> 01:10:48.300 That would be terrifying. 01:10:48.300 --> 01:10:50.100 Oh my god. 01:10:50.100 --> 01:10:51.180 Who's that one guy? 01:10:51.180 --> 01:10:52.500 It's like Nashedag Brady. 01:10:52.500 --> 01:10:54.380 He ate cold pork in Vietnam. 01:10:54.380 --> 01:10:56.380 And then he got food poisoning. 01:10:56.380 --> 01:10:59.380 Wait, Mashedag Brady Cold Pork. 01:11:01.380 --> 01:11:03.380 I don't know if I could show this. 01:11:03.380 --> 01:11:05.380 Cause he throws up. 01:11:05.380 --> 01:11:07.380 Suck in actual roasts! 01:11:07.380 --> 01:11:09.380 Why is there an edit of this? 01:11:09.380 --> 01:11:10.380 Just show me the- 01:11:10.380 --> 01:11:11.380 I'm in Bangkok in time! 01:11:11.380 --> 01:11:12.380 I think this is it. 01:11:12.380 --> 01:11:13.380 Wait, I gotta scan that. 01:11:13.380 --> 01:11:14.380 As you can see, I'm- 01:11:14.380 --> 01:11:16.380 Eat Cold Pork on the- 01:11:21.380 --> 01:11:22.380 Bro, this shit. 01:11:22.380 --> 01:11:23.380 Hold up. 01:11:23.380 --> 01:11:26.380 I'm in Bangkok in Thailand, as you can see I'm currently stuck. 01:11:26.380 --> 01:11:27.380 Pass, pass, pass. 01:11:27.380 --> 01:11:28.380 I'm in Bangkok in Thailand. 01:11:28.380 --> 01:11:29.380 This shit. 01:11:29.380 --> 01:11:33.380 But as you can see I'm currently stuck in an actual road. 01:11:33.380 --> 01:11:34.380 Which is weird I think. 01:11:34.380 --> 01:11:37.380 But we've got ourselves a pad thai chicken pad thai. 01:11:37.380 --> 01:11:39.380 And this, this is what I'm excited about. 01:11:39.380 --> 01:11:41.380 Crispy pork belly bites I think. 01:11:44.380 --> 01:11:46.380 It's actually really cold. 01:11:48.380 --> 01:11:50.380 Actually cold, which is weird. 01:11:50.380 --> 01:11:52.380 Obviously not supposed to be cold. 01:11:52.380 --> 01:11:54.380 It has poisoned me. 01:11:54.380 --> 01:11:59.380 Do not fucking eat cold pork on the side of the road in Bangkok. 01:11:59.380 --> 01:12:01.380 Because you will get food poisoning. 01:12:01.380 --> 01:12:03.380 I'm in Bangkok. 01:12:03.380 --> 01:12:07.380 Covered in sweat, bro. Covered in sweat. 01:12:07.380 --> 01:12:11.380 Holy shit. I can't imagine getting food poisoning in another country. 01:12:11.380 --> 01:12:13.380 I had the shits in Mexico. 01:12:13.380 --> 01:12:16.380 I drank bad water or something. 01:12:16.380 --> 01:12:20.380 I had to take some sort of medicine. 01:12:20.380 --> 01:12:25.220 Because I was pooping every like 10 minutes just like pissing out of my ass 01:12:29.020 --> 01:12:33.360 Pinned oh VIP LUD. Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. I should actually just do that 01:12:34.200 --> 01:12:38.740 Sushi and good for the sub tracks of J for the sub crucifix and some out of the parade. All right, yo chat next video 01:12:40.380 --> 01:12:43.340 The untold story of largest counterfeit vape operation 01:12:43.340 --> 01:12:52.620 It was in early 2018 when two brothers from a small town in Wisconsin had dreams of making 01:12:52.620 --> 01:12:53.620 meals. 01:12:53.620 --> 01:12:57.840 The younger one, a kid named Tyler Huffhines, had been a hustler his whole life, always 01:12:57.840 --> 01:12:58.840 listening to... 01:12:58.840 --> 01:13:03.580 Wait, counterfeit babes like nicotine babes or probably carts, because you're not making 01:13:03.580 --> 01:13:05.420 money counterfeiting nick babes. 01:13:05.420 --> 01:13:07.660 Nick babes are like $10. 01:13:07.660 --> 01:13:11.580 In on his mother's business meetings, flipping sneakers and used cars and... 01:13:11.580 --> 01:13:12.580 Yo, what's up, Skye? 01:13:12.580 --> 01:13:14.580 in the stock market, the day he- 01:13:14.580 --> 01:13:16.580 Bro, I got a VIP sky too, what the fuck? 01:13:18.580 --> 01:13:19.580 Turned 18. 01:13:19.580 --> 01:13:23.580 But his whole life changed when his older brother, Jacob, introduced him to the- 01:13:23.580 --> 01:13:28.580 I pay 30? You pay $30 for a fucking nicotine vape? 01:13:28.580 --> 01:13:32.580 Oh, probably one of the big, like, 10,000 puff puff bars, though. 01:13:34.580 --> 01:13:36.580 I don't know how much vapes cost. 01:13:36.580 --> 01:13:38.580 Like, not- I know how much carts cost. 01:13:38.580 --> 01:13:40.580 I don't know how much nicotine vapes cost. 01:13:40.580 --> 01:13:41.580 World of t- 01:13:41.580 --> 01:13:45.180 I know like disposables though. It depends on how big it is 01:13:46.380 --> 01:13:48.660 Kind of like getting like a one gram two gram cart 01:13:48.660 --> 01:13:51.660 You're paying more for the amount of puffs that you're getting 01:13:52.220 --> 01:13:59.300 Hc car. Oh my god. I never saw the tricks cocoa puffs or what is that chronic carts? 01:13:59.300 --> 01:14:03.020 I saw dude. There's a kid in my high school that had one of the Rick and Morty ones 01:14:03.740 --> 01:14:06.900 That shit was like for a certain vitamin E 01:14:06.900 --> 01:14:13.660 Dude, Mario Kart, Rick and Morty Kart, some shit like that, holy. 01:14:13.660 --> 01:14:16.420 Now Tyler was never the type of guy to get high, but- 01:14:16.420 --> 01:14:22.580 I wonder what was in those, because they had to put, there had to be enough THC for it to 01:14:22.580 --> 01:14:25.180 be convincing. 01:14:25.180 --> 01:14:29.460 Like even if you're like, oh they're selling fake shit, like they can't full cut it. 01:14:29.460 --> 01:14:31.740 Because if you're not getting high, you're not going to smoke it. 01:14:31.740 --> 01:14:35.980 When he realized how lucrative a business counterfeit cards were, he couldn't resist 01:14:35.980 --> 01:14:39.140 taking advantage. Tyler's entrepreneurial spirit, paired with 01:14:39.140 --> 01:14:43.100 Jacob's extensive knowledge of the THC cart market, led him and his 01:14:43.100 --> 01:14:47.580 brother to create the largest illegal counterfeit vape operation in the US, 01:14:47.580 --> 01:14:52.460 selling an estimated 2.9 million cards and making millions of dollars. 01:14:52.500 --> 01:14:55.540 How are they manufacturing that 2.9 million cards? You wouldn't need to 01:14:55.540 --> 01:14:59.700 have like an actual facility pumping these out in just a year and a half. 01:14:59.740 --> 01:15:03.520 However, thanks to some strict parents and their kid, the Huff Hines 01:15:03.520 --> 01:15:10.920 Brothers operation came crashing down just as fast as they grew it two brothers face Chargers in a large-scale 01:15:11.400 --> 01:15:15.980 counterfeit they bro and what's crazy is you know they churn more money than 01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:22.480 Anyone else putting counterfeit carts out because bro you name that shit some dumb fruity pebbles 01:15:23.280 --> 01:15:31.180 Coco puffs fucking anything anything that's like related to pop culture or like some sort of kid cartoon 01:15:31.180 --> 01:15:36.100 You say it's gonna taste like fucking rainbows mother fuckers will eat that shit up. Oh 01:15:36.700 --> 01:15:43.540 My god the fucking slurp juice cart. Wait, they had one of those slurp juice THC cart. Oh 01:15:46.060 --> 01:15:50.100 My god the fortnight, is this a fake image though 01:15:51.740 --> 01:15:59.020 Blue that's how you know you're getting fucking you're getting lung collapsing damage blue 01:15:59.020 --> 01:16:07.900 Blue oil slurp juice hybrid coming in a fucking plastic package like you're 01:16:07.900 --> 01:16:12.980 getting like some shitty five below toy being operation authority say their 01:16:12.980 --> 01:16:18.140 mother was in on they seized THC products with I'd smoke us I'd smoke a 01:16:18.140 --> 01:16:25.460 sour patch kid I'd probably tap that for the one time THC products with the 01:16:25.460 --> 01:16:28.980 street value of 1.5 million dollars. 01:16:28.980 --> 01:16:30.660 Tucked in the West Osharee. 01:16:30.660 --> 01:16:31.540 That's really bad. 01:16:31.540 --> 01:16:38.100 I used to, I used to buy, I used to buy two grand ghost cards for $30. 01:16:40.100 --> 01:16:41.780 Those had to be fake. 01:16:42.340 --> 01:16:46.740 And, and after like a day of using them, I would, okay, so here's what's crazy. 01:16:46.740 --> 01:16:50.740 I would get them from my boy who knew a guy who knew a guy. 01:16:52.340 --> 01:16:53.860 So that's how sketchy this was. 01:16:53.860 --> 01:17:01.780 Like I'm buying them from my friend who's getting them from a guy who knows a guy who he's buying them from 01:17:01.780 --> 01:17:04.280 So this is like a four-man chain down the line 01:17:04.280 --> 01:17:11.320 This could be a dude that lives in like fucking Guam that I'm buying these carts from right through a dude through dude through dude 01:17:11.320 --> 01:17:15.700 And I was buying him he'd be like which ones you have we have these flavors. I would hit him like five times 01:17:15.700 --> 01:17:20.040 It would immediately be burnt. Oh my god. I feel it right here in my cheeks 01:17:20.040 --> 01:17:26.360 I'd hit it and it would be so burnt that I would like my whole body would shrivel and I'd go. Nah, it's fine 01:17:26.920 --> 01:17:32.200 In of southeastern horrible smoking cars are just inhaling straight metal dude 01:17:32.840 --> 01:17:34.840 Don't smoke carts at all 01:17:35.320 --> 01:17:38.160 Wisconsin is the quiet village of paddock lake 01:17:38.520 --> 01:17:44.360 Surrounded by vast farmlands quiet country roads and dotted with clusters of trees. Why would you do that to yourself? 01:17:44.920 --> 01:17:49.920 Because I would and I wanted to get high and not spend money at a dispensary 01:17:50.040 --> 01:17:57.040 Now, I got money. 01:17:57.040 --> 01:18:00.680 I also wasn't 21 at the time, but now I got money, so, you know, I could just go to the 01:18:00.680 --> 01:18:03.240 dispensary I buy, I buy overpriced shit. 01:18:03.240 --> 01:18:07.640 Trees, it's a peaceful place that's far removed from the bustle of big cities. 01:18:07.640 --> 01:18:13.080 The village, home to about 3200, is built around its namesake lake, a hub for summer 01:18:13.080 --> 01:18:15.160 boating and winter ice fishing. 01:18:15.160 --> 01:18:17.760 It's the kind of town where everyone knows everyone, especially- 01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:19.240 Yeah, I just full zoned out, bro. 01:18:19.240 --> 01:18:21.240 They live in a nice ass town, some shit like that. 01:18:21.240 --> 01:18:23.240 But when it comes to the local high school, 01:18:23.240 --> 01:18:26.200 Westosha Central High School acts as the central hub 01:18:26.200 --> 01:18:27.840 for students across the area. 01:18:27.840 --> 01:18:28.760 The school, upstanding- 01:18:28.760 --> 01:18:30.800 Yo, everybody in that high school had to be geeking 01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:34.200 in 2018, bro, holy, you're, you have a, 01:18:34.200 --> 01:18:35.920 you have the kid that's selling 2 million 01:18:35.920 --> 01:18:38.200 fucking Rick and Morty carts across the United States 01:18:38.200 --> 01:18:39.400 in your high school class. 01:18:39.400 --> 01:18:42.000 On the outskirts of Paddock Lake is a modern building 01:18:42.000 --> 01:18:43.480 that almost feels out of place 01:18:43.480 --> 01:18:46.160 next to the village's small homes in Rustic Charm. 01:18:46.160 --> 01:18:49.880 But it's here where the youth of the West OSHA region gather to learn, 01:18:49.880 --> 01:18:55.120 play sports, and in the case of Tyler Huffhines make some questionable decisions. 01:18:55.120 --> 01:19:00.800 Tyler grew up with his older brother, mother, and grandfather in a quiet neighborhood overlooking Paddock Lake. 01:19:00.800 --> 01:19:04.320 From an early age, Tyler was drawn to business, often sitting quiet. 01:19:04.320 --> 01:19:06.160 You should make your own carts, Bart Cart. 01:19:06.160 --> 01:19:08.520 Bro, I actually talked to my manager about that. 01:19:08.520 --> 01:19:12.560 I was like, would that be a fire idea for me to create my own weed strain? 01:19:12.560 --> 01:19:14.880 And just like sell addables and shit. 01:19:14.880 --> 01:19:16.880 and like open a dispensary. 01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:19.440 He was like, you would not get any sponsor 01:19:19.440 --> 01:19:20.560 for the rest of your life. 01:19:20.560 --> 01:19:24.240 I was like, oh, like if I created my own weed brand 01:19:24.240 --> 01:19:25.840 like flight. 01:19:25.840 --> 01:19:26.840 The lead behind Furnish. 01:19:26.840 --> 01:19:27.560 Dot pack. 01:19:27.560 --> 01:19:29.720 She was listening to his mom's business meetings 01:19:29.720 --> 01:19:31.800 and pleading to open his own bank account. 01:19:31.800 --> 01:19:33.920 By seventh grade, he was already on his grind 01:19:33.920 --> 01:19:35.840 flipping sneakers to make a profit. 01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:38.280 And when he entered Wistosia Central as a freshman, 01:19:38.280 --> 01:19:40.760 his entrepreneurial skills only got sharp. 01:19:40.760 --> 01:19:42.920 While other students were caught up in sports 01:19:42.920 --> 01:19:44.760 and mowing down kids on Newtown, 01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:49.120 But Tyler was learning the ropes of business, taking as many business and leadership classes 01:19:49.120 --> 01:19:52.840 as possible while always looking for his next money-making gift. 01:19:52.840 --> 01:19:57.100 As his high school years went on, he made thousands of dollars flipping used cars while 01:19:57.100 --> 01:20:01.100 also investing heavily in the stock market the day he turned 18. 01:20:01.100 --> 01:20:06.080 After Tyler graduated high school in 2018, he attended Carthage College and worked alongside 01:20:06.080 --> 01:20:07.080 his brother at- 01:20:07.080 --> 01:20:12.220 Bro, this is what's so fucked is like, he probably could've made millions of dollars 01:20:12.220 --> 01:20:13.220 doing other shit. 01:20:13.220 --> 01:20:17.180 If you have that type of drive where you're in high school making thousands of dollars 01:20:17.180 --> 01:20:19.700 flipping vehicles, you're already investing in stocks. 01:20:19.700 --> 01:20:22.060 You know so much about business. 01:20:22.060 --> 01:20:27.620 If he had just waited, gone to college, spent four years learning hedge fund shit, he probably 01:20:27.620 --> 01:20:30.180 could have been making millions of dollars like legally. 01:20:30.180 --> 01:20:31.580 His mother's real estate office. 01:20:31.580 --> 01:20:36.660 Now, he was still on his grind of becoming a young millionaire, but he was becoming restless. 01:20:36.660 --> 01:20:40.580 He wasn't content with being stuck working a typical job, he wanted more. 01:20:40.580 --> 01:20:45.260 He wanted something lucrative, something thrilling, something that would fit the CEO type of lifestyle 01:20:45.260 --> 01:20:46.660 he always yearned for. 01:20:46.660 --> 01:20:51.140 But thankfully for him, his older brother Jacob had just the right thing for him. 01:20:51.140 --> 01:20:54.900 Jacob Huffhines lived a vastly different life than his ambitious sibling. 01:20:54.900 --> 01:20:58.820 Born three years apart, Jacob spent a majority of his teenage years getting into some pretty 01:20:58.820 --> 01:20:59.820 serious shit. 01:20:59.820 --> 01:21:04.140 By the age of 17, he faced charges for marijuana possession and underage drinking. 01:21:04.140 --> 01:21:08.740 By 22, he was a convicted felon and earned himself some jail time on charges of dealing 01:21:08.740 --> 01:21:13.540 cocaine and running a drughouse. But despite these obvious signs that he should step away 01:21:13.540 --> 01:21:18.340 from the world he veered himself into, Jacob always found a way back into the drug trade. 01:21:18.340 --> 01:21:23.940 He'd never learned from his mistakes and instead dove headfirst into learning all about the world 01:21:23.940 --> 01:21:29.780 of dealing. And is he the weirdest thing is whenever you hear about these stories, they they 01:21:29.780 --> 01:21:35.700 it's like an almost got away with it type thing. Like they sold 2 million carts. There was probably 01:21:35.700 --> 01:21:40.860 a point where they made like $5 million and they could have dipped and didn't like and 01:21:40.860 --> 01:21:43.940 I'm not saying oh they should just shouldn't have done this in the first place obviously 01:21:43.940 --> 01:21:48.660 that but it's like same shit with that what's that one story the kid and his friends in 01:21:48.660 --> 01:21:57.020 Canada in like the 80s and they they moved like $50 million of weed from Canada into 01:21:57.020 --> 01:22:04.700 the United States over in high school like these kids were like 17 years old drug trafficking 01:22:04.700 --> 01:22:06.940 like hundreds of pounds of weed. 01:22:07.340 --> 01:22:09.420 It was the 90s or early 2000s. 01:22:09.420 --> 01:22:12.780 It was like a while ago and there's like a whole movie on it. 01:22:12.820 --> 01:22:16.700 And they made so much money and then they just kept expanding. 01:22:17.100 --> 01:22:20.500 And it's like at some point, bro, now the FBI is looking for you. 01:22:20.580 --> 01:22:22.180 Eagerness to continue selling drugs. 01:22:22.180 --> 01:22:27.100 Yeah, kid cannibals aligned perfectly with the rise of THC cards. 01:22:27.140 --> 01:22:30.900 Mind you, this was early 2018, a time when these products were starting 01:22:30.900 --> 01:22:33.060 to catch fire and become super popular. 01:22:33.060 --> 01:22:37.700 We go gray areas and a growing demand what other fucking fake-ass carts did they sell? 01:22:43.380 --> 01:22:49.260 Yo, how to tell if your carts are fake I remember I used to look that shit up all the time they'd be like skin the QR code 01:22:50.500 --> 01:22:54.620 Shit would bring me shit would bring me to a fake website. I'd be like, that's fine 01:22:57.340 --> 01:22:59.580 I'm gonna look up fake carts 2018 01:22:59.580 --> 01:23:19.580 I think that's why they stepped away from making fake carts that were like Rick and Morty gravity falls themed and shit because it's like clearly nobody's going to actually fucking legally sell that so they just start making ones like this like I don't 01:23:19.580 --> 01:23:22.240 So they just start making ones like this 01:23:23.320 --> 01:23:28.540 Like I don't even know if this is fake, but like this is more realistic like oh exotic carts 01:23:28.680 --> 01:23:32.560 That might be a real brand strawberry banana flavored 01:23:34.800 --> 01:23:37.000 That's how you know that shit's fucking waste bro 01:23:37.000 --> 01:23:42.980 Like you got to be smoking some shit that tastes like straight fucking skunk and for discreet high potency cannabis products 01:23:42.980 --> 01:23:49.000 We're creating a goldmine for those willing to take the risk of dishing them out and Jacob who Kate carts are fake 01:23:49.580 --> 01:23:56.260 I hit a cake cart one time was already deep into this world so before one of my philosophy classes. Oh my god 01:23:56.940 --> 01:23:58.940 That was junior year. I 01:23:59.380 --> 01:24:01.220 pull up I 01:24:01.220 --> 01:24:07.060 Can't name the kid. He's there. He's in my class. He goes, you know, you want to hit this? I go. Oh, sure 01:24:08.060 --> 01:24:10.780 Not sure fucking because it was like the end of the year 01:24:10.780 --> 01:24:12.780 I had already done my debate 01:24:12.780 --> 01:24:16.940 So we just had a sit in class for like three hours and fucking watch 01:24:16.940 --> 01:24:24.020 So I hit that shit. I'm like, is that real? He's like, I don't know. We walk through they end up smoking cigarettes 01:24:24.020 --> 01:24:25.700 I've told this before 01:24:25.700 --> 01:24:32.260 There's no good cigarettes. We're all talking. I'm like pretty high and then our professor walks up. He goes, how you guys doing? 01:24:33.180 --> 01:24:36.740 To the dudes I'm standing next to just smoking cigarettes. You're allowed to smoke cigarettes though 01:24:36.820 --> 01:24:41.900 You just have to be in a certain area where you're allowed to and he's like, uh, you guys ready for the debates today 01:24:41.900 --> 01:24:43.900 I'm like, oh, yeah, totally I 01:24:43.900 --> 01:24:47.860 I raised my hand like every fucking 10 seconds, dude. 01:24:47.860 --> 01:24:49.140 I was so locked. 01:24:49.140 --> 01:24:52.260 I was like so involved in the debate. 01:24:52.260 --> 01:24:54.140 I'm involved in philosophy classes anyway, 01:24:54.140 --> 01:24:55.260 but I remember being like, 01:24:55.260 --> 01:24:56.900 oh, I'm asking too many questions. 01:24:56.900 --> 01:24:58.940 Potential to make a shitload of money 01:24:58.940 --> 01:25:00.180 from selling these carts 01:25:00.180 --> 01:25:03.460 and was willing to take that risk, but not alone. 01:25:03.460 --> 01:25:06.060 Tyler's ambition to make massive amounts of dough 01:25:06.060 --> 01:25:06.900 paired with Jacob- 01:25:06.900 --> 01:25:07.820 What's a fake cart? 01:25:07.820 --> 01:25:09.580 Something that's laced. 01:25:09.580 --> 01:25:11.500 Not necessarily with like fentanyl, 01:25:11.500 --> 01:25:13.620 but it's usually caught with like vitamin E 01:25:13.620 --> 01:25:15.780 it were some sort of like non 01:25:17.580 --> 01:25:20.820 THC derivatives, like something that like they're they're cutting it. 01:25:21.140 --> 01:25:25.500 They're making it like part THC, part distillate and then something else. 01:25:25.500 --> 01:25:29.420 Usually like pesticides are the weird shit that like they're filling the oil with. 01:25:29.780 --> 01:25:33.580 You do a task like a bubble test to see if it's like fucking fake. 01:25:34.140 --> 01:25:37.060 His vast knowledge of dealing was a match made in heaven, 01:25:37.220 --> 01:25:39.860 a match that Tyler simply couldn't resist. 01:25:39.900 --> 01:25:41.980 When Jacob laid out his idea to Tyler, 01:25:41.980 --> 01:25:43.820 he was completely on board. 01:25:43.820 --> 01:25:47.020 And just like that, the boy started to craft up a plan. 01:25:47.020 --> 01:25:48.260 Their strategy was simple. 01:25:48.260 --> 01:25:50.860 They wanted to create an operation that cut costs 01:25:50.860 --> 01:25:54.620 and maximize profits by selling counterfeit vape cartridges. 01:25:54.620 --> 01:25:56.460 In other words, they wanted to establish 01:25:56.460 --> 01:25:58.340 what's known as a pen factory, 01:25:58.340 --> 01:26:00.980 a low profile operation that essentially served 01:26:00.980 --> 01:26:03.780 as a middleman between THC liquid suppliers 01:26:03.780 --> 01:26:05.860 and high schoolers who wanted to get fried. 01:26:05.860 --> 01:26:08.780 Their plan revolved around sourcing empty vape cartridges 01:26:08.780 --> 01:26:11.420 and branded packaging from Chinese manufacturers 01:26:11.420 --> 01:26:13.760 for dirt sheet and then 01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:16.600 liquid that the boys obt 01:26:16.640 --> 01:26:18.240 basically they wanted to 01:26:18.260 --> 01:26:22.000 legit for as cheap as pos 01:26:22.040 --> 01:26:24.740 absolutely. But it was pro 01:26:24.780 --> 01:26:27.040 were they not cutting? Like 01:26:27.080 --> 01:26:29.040 they're not putting any i 01:26:29.080 --> 01:26:31.980 straight weed into it. Th 01:26:32.020 --> 01:26:37.720 by opting to cut their Th 01:26:37.760 --> 01:26:41.220 it is. And there it is. 01:26:41.220 --> 01:26:43.380 that contained vitamin E acetate. 01:26:43.380 --> 01:26:44.740 Yeah, honey cut. 01:26:44.740 --> 01:26:45.580 Sound familiar? 01:26:45.580 --> 01:26:47.620 This approach used less of their expense. 01:26:47.620 --> 01:26:49.340 We watched a video on honey cut. 01:26:49.340 --> 01:26:52.100 Or ingredient, while still making their product look legit, 01:26:52.100 --> 01:26:53.900 which in turn increased their margins 01:26:53.900 --> 01:26:54.900 with minimal overhead. 01:26:54.900 --> 01:26:57.260 However, even though they had to sell the plan set up, 01:26:57.260 --> 01:26:59.900 the duo still had no clue where they would set up shop. 01:26:59.900 --> 01:27:02.060 I mean, Tyler probably had enough money saved up 01:27:02.060 --> 01:27:04.860 to buy a place, but they wanted to keep cost down 01:27:04.860 --> 01:27:05.780 as low as possible. 01:27:05.780 --> 01:27:09.260 So, bro, but then are they not money laundering as well? 01:27:09.260 --> 01:27:11.620 Like if you're selling 2 million, number one, 01:27:11.620 --> 01:27:12.820 how are you selling that money? 01:27:12.820 --> 01:27:16.300 Like I get you doing a low grade operation. 01:27:16.300 --> 01:27:20.420 You're buying 100 Chinese carts that are empty. 01:27:20.420 --> 01:27:21.660 You're filling them with distillate. 01:27:21.660 --> 01:27:24.420 You bought from Cali and fucking drove over. 01:27:24.420 --> 01:27:26.620 But like, how are you expanding to the point 01:27:26.620 --> 01:27:27.980 of having 2 million carts sold? 01:27:27.980 --> 01:27:30.940 Like you have to have some sort of supplier 01:27:30.940 --> 01:27:32.740 that's gonna be dealing those. 01:27:32.740 --> 01:27:35.620 And then on top of that, you're intaking millions of dollars. 01:27:35.620 --> 01:27:37.700 Now you have to money launder that. 01:27:37.700 --> 01:27:38.540 Where would they go? 01:27:38.540 --> 01:27:41.140 Well, it turned out the answer was close to home. 01:27:41.140 --> 01:27:43.620 Courtney Huff-Hines wasn't your typical mom. 01:27:43.620 --> 01:27:45.540 She was a well-known real estate a- 01:27:45.540 --> 01:27:48.060 The mom gets in on the deal, no way. 01:27:48.060 --> 01:27:49.620 Agent in the West Osh area, 01:27:49.620 --> 01:27:51.460 with a larger than life personality 01:27:51.460 --> 01:27:53.220 that perfectly matched your career. 01:27:53.220 --> 01:27:54.980 If you lived anywhere around Paddock Lake, 01:27:54.980 --> 01:27:57.300 chances are you saw her bright red blazers 01:27:57.300 --> 01:27:59.300 on real estate ads or her smiling. 01:27:59.300 --> 01:28:01.260 How do you approach a real estate lady 01:28:01.260 --> 01:28:04.740 and say you wanna start selling fake carts to high schoolers? 01:28:04.740 --> 01:28:07.140 Face on Instagram, promoting her new listings 01:28:07.140 --> 01:28:09.420 or showing off her family's latest vacation. 01:28:09.420 --> 01:28:11.520 But beyond the posts and business attire, 01:28:11.520 --> 01:28:13.560 Courtney was someone who valued ambition 01:28:13.560 --> 01:28:15.440 and wasn't afraid to take risks. 01:28:15.440 --> 01:28:18.600 She had spent over two decades in the real estate game. 01:28:18.600 --> 01:28:20.040 She built her career by working 01:28:20.040 --> 01:28:21.760 with well-known real estate companies 01:28:21.760 --> 01:28:23.280 in southeastern Wisconsin 01:28:23.280 --> 01:28:25.400 and eventually opened her own place called real- 01:28:25.400 --> 01:28:26.960 Bro, it's always Wisconsin. 01:28:26.960 --> 01:28:28.880 Why is it always fucking Wisconsin? 01:28:28.880 --> 01:28:29.920 People always say it's Florida. 01:28:29.920 --> 01:28:31.680 It's always fucking Wisconsin. 01:28:31.680 --> 01:28:34.520 Like every fucking video we watch 01:28:34.520 --> 01:28:36.840 in a body cam or some shit, it's always Wisconsin. 01:28:36.840 --> 01:28:38.080 to executive's unity. 01:28:38.080 --> 01:28:40.800 And despite filing for bankruptcy back in 2012, 01:28:40.800 --> 01:28:43.000 she was back on her feet by 2018 01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:45.360 and opened a brand new real estate office 01:28:45.360 --> 01:28:47.040 in Union Grove, Wisconsin, 01:28:47.040 --> 01:28:49.240 about 15 minutes from Paddock Lake. 01:28:49.240 --> 01:28:52.920 She was all about success, resilience, and self-belief, 01:28:52.920 --> 01:28:55.500 but it turns out her success wasn't just limited 01:28:55.500 --> 01:28:57.800 to selling homes, if you know what I mean. 01:28:57.800 --> 01:28:59.880 The boys approached their mother with their plan, 01:28:59.880 --> 01:29:02.360 pitching it as some kind of entrepreneurial endeavor 01:29:02.360 --> 01:29:03.200 that recl... 01:29:03.200 --> 01:29:06.000 Yo, pitching this to your mom? 01:29:06.000 --> 01:29:08.360 How do you even approach that? 01:29:08.360 --> 01:29:11.920 Hey, mom, so you know I'm kind of an entrepreneur, right? 01:29:11.920 --> 01:29:14.360 So let's just say I've been buying like 01:29:14.360 --> 01:29:16.840 a thousand empty cartridges on Timo. 01:29:16.840 --> 01:29:19.620 And I have about like, I don't know, 01:29:19.620 --> 01:29:22.480 maybe like eight grand worth of THC distillate 01:29:22.480 --> 01:29:23.920 sitting in the garage. 01:29:26.960 --> 01:29:29.920 We want to sell carts to high schoolers. 01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:31.720 Wired a home base and shop. 01:29:31.720 --> 01:29:33.120 We're going to make a lot of money. 01:29:33.120 --> 01:29:37.560 instead of slamming the door on their wildly legal idea, Courtney did. 01:29:37.560 --> 01:29:42.680 Yo, what's wild too is they were probably fucking selling them for like more than they, 01:29:42.680 --> 01:29:45.880 not even more than they're worth, because they're obviously cutting, 01:29:45.880 --> 01:29:51.120 but also probably selling them for a scam price higher than like a dispensary. 01:29:51.120 --> 01:29:54.840 Like they were probably selling, there were people that were probably selling these cart, 01:29:54.840 --> 01:29:56.480 one gram carts for like 60 bucks. 01:29:56.480 --> 01:29:59.320 Like a street cart cut 60 dollars. 01:29:59.320 --> 01:30:00.240 It'd be exact. 01:30:00.240 --> 01:30:01.200 And somebody would buy it. 01:30:01.200 --> 01:30:07.120 office. She gave it her blessing and even allowed them to use her office in Union Grove to get things 01:30:07.120 --> 01:30:11.920 started. It's almost real to imagine, like on one side is Courtney's nice real estate office and 01:30:11.920 --> 01:30:18.080 on the other side her own sons are filling carts with boo. On January 16th 2018, Tyler, Jacob and 01:30:18.080 --> 01:30:23.120 Courtney kicked off their new startup with nothing more than some empty vape carts, a bit of THC 01:30:23.120 --> 01:30:28.000 distillate and a lot of ambition. Tyler, the number one man in the operation, knew that scaling 01:30:28.000 --> 01:30:31.600 Telling this type of business required, well, learning the business. 01:30:31.600 --> 01:30:34.280 And this is where a man named Mu came into play. 01:30:34.280 --> 01:30:38.960 Mu, who was not a cow, but rather the boys' plug from California, wasn't just their supplier 01:30:38.960 --> 01:30:40.600 of THC Distolate. 01:30:40.600 --> 01:30:43.400 He became Tyler's mentor over countless years. 01:30:43.400 --> 01:30:48.960 Bro, if I had to sell hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of drugs, how would you go 01:30:48.960 --> 01:30:50.840 about doing that? 01:30:50.840 --> 01:30:53.840 Like let's say you don't have a connect already. 01:30:53.840 --> 01:30:58.720 Am I gonna go drive to like Canada, New Jersey and walk up to a dealer on the corner and be like boy 01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:00.720 Do I have an opportunity for you? 01:31:01.080 --> 01:31:02.800 Let me pitch this to you 01:31:02.800 --> 01:31:06.920 You open up the trench coat Rick and Morty carts, right? We got Morty 01:31:06.920 --> 01:31:10.920 We have Rick Rick stronger than Morty 98% versus 43% 01:31:11.520 --> 01:31:14.400 This one's really cut the Morty carts gonna kill people 01:31:16.240 --> 01:31:21.080 This FaceTime calls new walk Tyler through every step of making counterfeit carts 01:31:21.080 --> 01:31:27.280 Like how to dip the caps and alcohol to avoid leaks and how to properly fill the Tyler picked up this skill rather quickly 01:31:27.280 --> 01:31:32.800 And began making his dank vape 98% bro. They sell so many carts that are 98% now 01:31:33.320 --> 01:31:42.140 What a scam by the way the percentage of THC in a cart does not equate immediately to how high you're going to get like I feel like the 01:31:42.880 --> 01:31:46.360 The terpenes and the other shit that's in the weed matters more bro 01:31:46.360 --> 01:31:54.080 Like I've gotten higher on like 83% carts than 99s on a sour patch kids carts all by himself in a matter of days 01:31:54.240 --> 01:31:55.720 After he got in the swing of things 01:31:55.720 --> 01:32:01.280 It wasn't long before you decided he needed to invest in more supplies over Labor Day weekend in 2018 01:32:01.280 --> 01:32:08.600 He flew to California. How many did he sell rather quickly and began making his dank vapes in chronic sour patch kids carts 01:32:08.600 --> 01:32:12.340 All by himself in a matter of days after he got in the swing of things 01:32:12.340 --> 01:32:17.880 It wasn't long before he decided he needed to invest in more supplies over Labor Day weekend in 2018 01:32:17.880 --> 01:32:20.760 He I would have fell for the fucking dank babes 01:32:23.060 --> 01:32:27.780 The chronic carts I would have been like that's it's fake I would have fell for the dank babes 01:32:28.300 --> 01:32:35.460 The dank babes diamond OG looks like a real card needed to invest in more supplies over Labor Day weekend in 2018 01:32:35.460 --> 01:32:37.460 He flew to California carrying 01:32:37.460 --> 01:32:43.100 $300,000 in cash to purchase more distillate, a fucking insane move for a kid straight out 01:32:43.100 --> 01:32:44.100 of high school. 01:32:44.100 --> 01:32:48.620 The trip secured the steady supply of THC oil the brothers needed to ramp up production, 01:32:48.620 --> 01:32:51.540 which led them to the tall task of building their team. 01:32:51.540 --> 01:32:56.020 They started out by hiring a few associates to help fill the carts, paying them $20 an 01:32:56.020 --> 01:33:00.940 hour to do so, well above the Wisconsin minimum wage at the time, and for a while, their system 01:33:00.940 --> 01:33:05.500 of filling and selling carts out of Courtney's office was running smoothly until one of their 01:33:05.500 --> 01:33:11.420 So she gets kept stopped by the cops. Now, although this little situation didn't blow up their operation just yet 01:33:11.420 --> 01:33:13.580 It was enough to make Tyler and Jacob hit pause 01:33:18.060 --> 01:33:23.140 This just reminded me all right, I can't name anybody. This is another I have a friend story 01:33:23.140 --> 01:33:30.040 I have a friend that used to see this is bad sell THC carts not fake ones, but real ones 01:33:30.780 --> 01:33:33.540 They would fly them in they would have like 01:33:33.540 --> 01:33:40.020 like, tubs of them they'd sell them. When they were in high school, they, like, pulled 01:33:40.020 --> 01:33:46.420 over, they were showing this guy, like, 20 things of, like, it was just like a box full 01:33:46.420 --> 01:33:53.660 of THC cards, and he was like picking the flavors he wanted. So, like, she...it's a 01:33:53.660 --> 01:33:57.700 woman, they're gonna remain unnamed, they're gonna remain unnamed. Alright, that kind of 01:33:57.700 --> 01:34:03.940 just blew it up. She. Oh shit. All right. Well, uh, anyways, it doesn't matter. I'm not going to name 01:34:03.940 --> 01:34:12.100 them. She it's not broke. Broke would never sell drugs. She pulls over and has this whole box. She 01:34:12.100 --> 01:34:16.660 gives it to the guy. The guy's picking the cards. He goes, Oh yeah. Can I like see the box? I'm just 01:34:16.660 --> 01:34:21.620 trying to like scope through him grabs the box looks through it for like 10 seconds. She said she 01:34:21.620 --> 01:34:24.280 turns and looks at her f 01:34:24.320 --> 01:34:29.520 runs with the whole box t 01:34:29.560 --> 01:34:32.420 the bushes jumps like thre 01:34:32.460 --> 01:34:35.660 sees him again. He never 01:34:35.700 --> 01:34:37.500 disappeared into the night 01:34:37.540 --> 01:34:40.640 actually just got robbed 01:34:40.660 --> 01:34:43.140 about a new location to s 01:34:43.180 --> 01:34:46.180 something way more conspe 01:34:46.200 --> 01:34:48.440 their sites on a condo in 01:34:48.480 --> 01:34:50.740 neighborhood in the villag 01:34:50.740 --> 01:34:56.620 Tyler already having trust from sketchy randos in the state, turned to California to find 01:34:56.620 --> 01:34:58.100 a guy and pay them to steal- 01:34:58.100 --> 01:34:59.940 I gotta rewind, sorry, oh my god. 01:34:59.940 --> 01:35:00.940 Macondo and br- 01:35:00.940 --> 01:35:02.580 I fully forgot about that. 01:35:02.580 --> 01:35:05.540 Bristol Bay Cards, something way more conspicuous. 01:35:05.540 --> 01:35:09.940 They set their sights on a condo in Bristol Bay, a peaceful neighborhood in the village 01:35:09.940 --> 01:35:10.940 of Bristol. 01:35:10.940 --> 01:35:15.020 Tyler already having trust from sketchy randos in the state, turned to California to find 01:35:15.020 --> 01:35:19.820 a guy and pay them to steal a man's identity, which he then used to rent out the condo. 01:35:19.820 --> 01:35:23.780 Once again, a fucking insane move for a kid who couldn't legally drink. 01:35:23.780 --> 01:35:25.620 But this wasn't even the craziest part. 01:35:25.620 --> 01:35:29.740 Courtney was the one who brokered the deal for the condo, and was well aware that her 01:35:29.740 --> 01:35:34.580 own son was not only using a stolen identity to rent it, but also knew that they were about 01:35:34.580 --> 01:35:37.020 to run a full-fledged drug ring out of it. 01:35:37.020 --> 01:35:39.020 Courtney, honey, what are we doing? 01:35:39.020 --> 01:35:43.780 And somehow, no one suspected a thing from the condo deal, and it soon became the center 01:35:43.780 --> 01:35:45.860 of their ever-expanding empire. 01:35:45.860 --> 01:35:49.220 Over the next year and a half, their operation absolutely exploded. 01:35:49.220 --> 01:35:53.220 They went from a few helpers here and there to a full team of 10 workers who were filling 01:35:53.220 --> 01:36:08.840 between 3 and 5,000 cartridges a day, which equates to over 2.9 million cards over that 01:36:08.840 --> 01:36:09.840 time frame. 01:36:09.840 --> 01:36:14.580 Also during that time frame, Mr. Krabs, I mean Tyler, tightened up the operations workflow 01:36:14.580 --> 01:36:17.940 even more to increase productivity and reduce costs. 01:36:17.940 --> 01:36:22.420 He did so by switching his workers from being on hourly pay to paying 30 cents per cart 01:36:22.420 --> 01:36:23.420 they filled. 01:36:23.420 --> 01:36:26.820 An equation he calculated would create more carts and cost less for it. 01:36:26.820 --> 01:36:29.780 He realized it would be more cost effective according to Tyler. 01:36:29.780 --> 01:36:33.620 If he started paying him 30 cents a cart, she would save or he would make. 01:36:33.620 --> 01:36:35.820 Bro, see that's what's nuts dude. 01:36:35.820 --> 01:36:40.620 This kid has like the gall to be like a CEO of a company and just fire people and not 01:36:40.620 --> 01:36:41.620 give a fuck. 01:36:41.620 --> 01:36:44.540 Take an additional $2.20 a cart. 01:36:44.540 --> 01:36:49.160 And when they started in early 2018 to around August 20, 30 cents a car, how long does it 01:36:49.160 --> 01:36:50.460 take to fill a car? 01:36:50.460 --> 01:36:51.460 19. 01:36:51.460 --> 01:36:52.900 The Huff Hines were killing it. 01:36:52.900 --> 01:36:56.800 Thousands upon thousands of carts were being manufactured and sold from the condo, some 01:36:56.800 --> 01:37:00.880 of which were even making it to neighboring states like Illinois and Minnesota. 01:37:00.880 --> 01:37:06.460 This officially made them a multi-state operation with absolutely no suspicion from anymore. 01:37:06.460 --> 01:37:10.580 Now their neighbors would see Jacob Tyler and the gang constantly leave and come back 01:37:10.580 --> 01:37:11.700 from the condo. 01:37:11.700 --> 01:37:12.700 But they didn't think. 01:37:12.700 --> 01:37:14.460 But why did they stop? 01:37:14.460 --> 01:37:18.780 Like, you're telling me you sell 2 million carts at, like, 01:37:18.780 --> 01:37:23.220 what, 40, at least $40 a cart in that time, 2018, bro? 01:37:23.220 --> 01:37:24.460 $40 a cart at the time? 01:37:24.460 --> 01:37:27.500 That's like, I mean, at post-profit, or like post-costs, 01:37:27.500 --> 01:37:29.420 like, they're profiting like 20 million. 01:37:29.420 --> 01:37:30.260 Think anything of it. 01:37:30.260 --> 01:37:31.540 They thought it was all normal. 01:37:31.540 --> 01:37:34.340 Well, everything seemed normal until a couple of parents 01:37:34.340 --> 01:37:35.340 about an hour away. 01:37:35.340 --> 01:37:37.420 Where do you think they were selling them for like 20 bucks? 01:37:37.420 --> 01:37:38.620 That's even more sketchy. 01:37:38.620 --> 01:37:41.780 From the operation, cop their kid doing something naughty. 01:37:41.780 --> 01:37:45.980 A mom and a dad were shocked to see their kid getting stoned off a cart in early July 01:37:45.980 --> 01:37:49.980 2019 in Waukesha, an affluent suburb near Milwaukee. 01:37:49.980 --> 01:37:53.900 The parents, wanting to hold their high schooler accountable, marched them down to the local 01:37:53.900 --> 01:37:56.060 police station to turn himself in. 01:37:56.060 --> 01:37:57.620 Which I mean is a little- 01:37:57.620 --> 01:37:58.620 What? 01:37:58.620 --> 01:38:04.340 That's- I mean dude, you find your kid smoking weed as a parent? 01:38:04.340 --> 01:38:06.220 I'm crashing out. 01:38:06.220 --> 01:38:10.500 But I'm not going- yeah, we're gonna get you arrested now. 01:38:10.500 --> 01:38:11.500 What? 01:38:11.500 --> 01:38:15.580 Yeah, that's like fucking ruining your kid's life. 01:38:15.580 --> 01:38:19.500 But regardless, the parents made their kid talk at the walkie shop police department 01:38:19.500 --> 01:38:21.820 and discuss where he got the cart from. 01:38:21.820 --> 01:38:24.220 Which is when he showed them Tyler's… 01:38:24.220 --> 01:38:25.220 Scared straight? 01:38:25.220 --> 01:38:26.220 That doesn't work. 01:38:26.220 --> 01:38:31.820 If you look at beyond scared straight, that show as a whole is just a fucking myth. 01:38:31.820 --> 01:38:33.020 That shit does not work. 01:38:33.020 --> 01:38:34.020 Snapchat. 01:38:34.020 --> 01:38:37.660 Now Tyler would constantly post about the thousands of cards he had in stock, his piles 01:38:37.660 --> 01:38:42.020 of money, along with his constant trips to California to re-up his supplies. 01:38:42.020 --> 01:38:49.820 All of which was a goldmine of information for these cops. 01:38:49.820 --> 01:38:54.860 After seeing this, the Waukesha Police Department launched an investigation, meticulously tracing 01:38:54.860 --> 01:38:57.980 dealers and anyone else that could be a part of the operation. 01:38:57.980 --> 01:39:02.220 The evidence snapped up quickly, and within a month, the Waukesha cops teamed up with 01:39:02.220 --> 01:39:07.540 the Kenosha Drug Operations Group and the Racine County Metro Drug Unit to finally take down 01:39:07.540 --> 01:39:13.780 the Huffhorns operation. On September 5, 2019, around 6 a.m., authorities executed search warrants 01:39:13.780 --> 01:39:16.180 at the three locations connected to the Huffhorns. 01:39:16.180 --> 01:39:24.180 I feel like motherfuckers still, like parents think that drug dealers are like 01:39:25.700 --> 01:39:31.620 in a sketchy part of a town, in like a trailer. And I feel like now, bro, most people that sell 01:39:31.620 --> 01:39:37.260 drugs are like like they look like regular ass people. Their childhood home in 01:39:37.260 --> 01:39:41.660 Paddock Lake, their condo in Bristol, and Courtney's office in Union Grove. The 01:39:41.660 --> 01:39:45.180 first raid took place at the family's home. Inside Tyler's room, officers 01:39:45.180 --> 01:39:49.220 like it's not some shit bro like unless you're buying like crack like you I 01:39:49.220 --> 01:39:54.660 don't deal drugs. Found around $48,000 in cash in a fully loaded shotgun with one 01:39:54.660 --> 01:39:58.980 in the chamber. Inside Jacob's room they found a loaded rifle, cocaine, weed, a 01:39:58.980 --> 01:40:02.080 a digital scale, some carts, nine Zanex bills, 01:40:02.080 --> 01:40:03.980 and around 11,000 in cash. 01:40:03.980 --> 01:40:04.900 And around the house, 01:40:04.900 --> 01:40:07.420 detectives discovered eight other firearms 01:40:07.420 --> 01:40:09.140 and a sort of drug paraphernalia. 01:40:09.140 --> 01:40:12.260 Up next was the Holy Grail, the condo in Bristol. 01:40:12.260 --> 01:40:17.260 At the condo, officers found 31,200 THC vape cartridges 01:40:17.260 --> 01:40:18.340 ready for shipment. 01:40:18.340 --> 01:40:21.540 Bro, that's worth so much money. 01:40:21.540 --> 01:40:24.740 31,000 full THC carts. 01:40:24.740 --> 01:40:26.860 And 98,000 unfilled carts 01:40:26.860 --> 01:40:30.060 and 57 Mason Jards filled with THC distillate 01:40:30.060 --> 01:40:32.940 worth around $342,000. 01:40:32.940 --> 01:40:35.020 There were also three money counting machines, 01:40:35.020 --> 01:40:37.980 18 pounds of weed, and stacks of empty packaging 01:40:37.980 --> 01:40:41.020 for brands like Dank Phapes and Chronic Sour Patch Gits. 01:40:41.020 --> 01:40:44.500 This is also where Jacob and Tyler were found and arrested. 01:40:44.500 --> 01:40:46.380 The Kenosha County Sheriff's Department 01:40:46.380 --> 01:40:50.340 executed warrants last week on two county properties, 01:40:50.340 --> 01:40:53.020 two men have since been arrested, two brothers. 01:40:53.020 --> 01:40:55.540 Lastly, authorities searched Courtney's real estate off 01:40:55.540 --> 01:41:02.100 at the time, the place had been mostly cleared out, but police still found leftover packaging 01:41:02.100 --> 01:41:06.620 materials and drug paraphernalia enough to show that the office was a critical part of 01:41:06.620 --> 01:41:08.180 the operation at one point. 01:41:08.180 --> 01:41:10.340 And low key didn't want them to get caught. 01:41:10.340 --> 01:41:14.860 No, it's good that they got caught, especially since they were cutting carts. 01:41:14.860 --> 01:41:18.100 It would be it's still bad either way, right? 01:41:18.100 --> 01:41:21.140 It would be less bad if they weren't cutting it with honey cut like if they were selling 01:41:21.140 --> 01:41:24.860 like just straight weed, it's like, okay, you're a drug dealer, but like they're also 01:41:24.860 --> 01:41:29.820 like a part of the reason that people were like dying or getting popcorn blown like vitamin 01:41:29.820 --> 01:41:35.260 e kills people as a result Courtney was arrested a few weeks later all the THC oils and stuff were 01:41:35.260 --> 01:41:40.860 gone at that time but all the packaging everything that was there in the in the crystal uh condo 01:41:40.860 --> 01:41:45.420 was also there in the back of her office so now with all three huff hines and handcuffs it was 01:41:45.420 --> 01:41:49.580 obvious they're going to be slammed with the book right i mean an illegal multi-million 01:41:49.580 --> 01:41:55.060 dollar operation, identity fraud, a shit ton of firearms, selling millions of carts across 01:41:55.060 --> 01:41:57.380 state lines, they were fucked. 01:41:57.380 --> 01:41:58.380 Or were they? 01:41:58.380 --> 01:42:02.220 Tyler, Jacob, and Courtney were all charged with some pretty serious crimes, as you can 01:42:02.220 --> 01:42:03.220 see on the screen. 01:42:03.220 --> 01:42:05.580 I mean, it's literally enough to fill the entire screen. 01:42:05.580 --> 01:42:09.580 And after looking at all of those charges, it seems like some pretty serious shit. 01:42:09.580 --> 01:42:13.820 But whatever god tier lawyers they hired got them out of all of it. 01:42:13.820 --> 01:42:17.300 Jacob was only fined $10,000 and placed on two years per- 01:42:17.960 --> 01:42:18.960 Yo! 01:42:20.120 --> 01:42:20.920 So they're out! 01:42:20.920 --> 01:42:22.680 Like, they're- they only- 01:42:22.680 --> 01:42:25.400 Bro, he- two years probation, he didn't even go to prison. 01:42:26.600 --> 01:42:28.760 Courtney only got- only had to pay $15k? 01:42:28.760 --> 01:42:30.760 Bro, so they- did they keep the money? 01:42:31.060 --> 01:42:32.560 They got fined $10k? 01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:34.100 Wait, so they're just millionaires. 01:42:34.100 --> 01:42:35.560 Like, they just have like 40 mil. 01:42:35.560 --> 01:42:36.220 Probation. 01:42:36.220 --> 01:42:36.800 Courtney was- 01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:38.400 Yo, literally better call Saul. 01:42:38.400 --> 01:42:40.560 Like, using that fucking meth money. 01:42:41.080 --> 01:42:43.080 Find a total of $15,000. 01:42:43.080 --> 01:42:47.080 Wow. Tyler wasn't fine placed on three years of probation. 01:42:47.080 --> 01:42:52.580 And Tyler, who was the one who spearheaded this entire thing, was not fine at all, 01:42:52.580 --> 01:42:55.580 and only placed on three years probation. 01:42:55.580 --> 01:42:57.580 I just don't know how to explain that. 01:42:57.580 --> 01:43:02.580 All three of the people connected to the largest black market THD vape ring in the U.S. 01:43:02.580 --> 01:43:07.580 all avoided prison time, and pretty much got away with everything. 01:43:07.580 --> 01:43:11.080 Bro, so they're just millionaires now. 01:43:11.080 --> 01:43:13.320 How the fuck did they get out of that? 01:43:13.680 --> 01:43:16.160 You they found, were they registered guns? 01:43:16.360 --> 01:43:25.520 They found eight guns, 37,000 fucking cartridge or 31,000 cartridges full ready to sell under an illegal operation. 01:43:25.520 --> 01:43:26.520 You don't have a business. 01:43:26.640 --> 01:43:31.920 You're literally selling drugs and you just get two years probation. 01:43:32.440 --> 01:43:33.640 What the fuck? 01:43:35.200 --> 01:43:36.360 They took the money. 01:43:36.480 --> 01:43:37.640 I got to look that up. 01:43:38.240 --> 01:43:38.960 What was his name? 01:43:38.960 --> 01:43:39.800 Tyler, what? 01:43:41.080 --> 01:43:53.080 Tyler Huffman. 01:43:53.080 --> 01:43:56.080 Cart. 01:43:56.080 --> 01:43:58.080 dealer. 01:43:58.080 --> 01:44:01.080 Now, Tyler what? 01:44:01.080 --> 01:44:03.080 Tyler Meyer. 01:44:03.080 --> 01:44:05.080 Cart dealer. 01:44:05.080 --> 01:44:08.080 What was his name? 01:44:08.080 --> 01:44:19.920 Huffin? Tyler Huffhines. Did they take Tyler Huffhines? Did they take the money from him? 01:44:29.760 --> 01:44:34.960 No, they took the cash probably and all the drugs. But like you got to think, 01:44:34.960 --> 01:44:39.440 Bro, if they if they sold 2 million carts, they have money away. Oh 01:44:42.960 --> 01:44:44.960 My god, that is crazy 01:44:46.160 --> 01:44:48.160 Well, that was a good video 01:44:48.160 --> 01:44:51.320 Zinn for the sub Avalon and love the sub I like think of the five gift 01:44:51.320 --> 01:44:56.440 It's one random quantum infinite and F13 for the sub crazy for the three fifth streamer row locked right now 01:44:56.440 --> 01:44:59.840 That's insane one time. I had a fake car. I didn't know I had it so many times did nothing at a clue 01:45:00.080 --> 01:45:02.080 Probably should have noticed 01:45:02.080 --> 01:45:07.360 The bear for the sub on mutton add for the sub Tyler and JJ for the sub alerts special X gravity 01:45:07.360 --> 01:45:11.220 Still thinking of the tier two sit on junior of the sub bottom and X thank you for the sub mark for the three 01:45:12.960 --> 01:45:18.120 The last thing my sister and I ever did on earth was watch you she killed herself right after well 01:45:18.120 --> 01:45:20.920 I'm sorry for your loss man. Truly so it's never the answer 01:45:20.920 --> 01:45:24.480 I can't watch without remembering her and taking for the distraction 01:45:24.640 --> 01:45:28.380 Well, I'm glad I'm able to help me, but I'm sorry for the loss of your sister. Dude, but it's truly so sad 01:45:28.380 --> 01:45:30.220 I hope you're okay 01:45:30.220 --> 01:45:35.460 They didn't guess they give the sub bottom longest trade think of the subject of the three have the three miles from my house 01:45:35.460 --> 01:45:38.100 Archie and back to have a subject a traction to some out of the three 01:45:38.620 --> 01:45:40.620 I'm not thinking of the three 01:45:40.900 --> 01:45:41.900 No 01:45:41.900 --> 01:45:46.420 If you have any videos you want to give you to play video such that give such that left 10 minutes away from press still grace and think of it 01:45:46.420 --> 01:45:47.860 It's great chat 01:45:47.860 --> 01:45:52.340 If you have any videos you want to give you to play video such that give such tab today's obviously react a tomorrow 01:45:52.340 --> 01:45:57.380 I'm not live Sunday early react day at like noon Monday not live Tuesday is going to be 01:45:57.380 --> 01:46:01.440 Soros fours are rising six on the driving meal. Maybe some other shit Wednesday 01:46:03.300 --> 01:46:08.260 Finishing some not a cut to maybe some other random shit after Thursday. I don't really know what we're doing yet 01:46:08.700 --> 01:46:10.700 Maybe she was led a love big we'll see 01:46:11.420 --> 01:46:14.800 Friday reacts 30th and a second. I'm not live never background it out stream 01:46:15.300 --> 01:46:21.180 June 5th charity stream match each other knows up to 10k for shatterproof, which is fighting drug addiction 01:46:21.860 --> 01:46:23.860 coincidentally enough after we watch that video 01:46:23.860 --> 01:46:28.620 Um, and then we'll go from there. I got a piss real quick. So count me down 01:46:29.620 --> 01:46:32.180 I'll be back in like a minute and then we're gonna hop to the next video 01:46:34.300 --> 01:46:36.300 Yeah 01:48:53.860 --> 01:49:04.700 I can shadow lock in. 01:49:04.700 --> 01:49:05.700 Next video. 01:49:05.700 --> 01:49:09.860 TSS7 out of 7-3. 01:49:09.860 --> 01:49:11.340 You'd love Slap on Titan. 01:49:11.340 --> 01:49:13.380 It's a funny parody video on TAC on Titan. 01:49:13.380 --> 01:49:15.260 Video assessment tab, I'm sorry. 01:49:15.260 --> 01:49:21.540 The reason I spam that is because people constantly request me to play games like today or watch 01:49:21.540 --> 01:49:25.340 videos today, and I just can't, I have schedule. I'm sorry. 01:49:26.340 --> 01:49:31.460 Lock in. Once Jack video is going to be out a month, a month, 01:49:31.580 --> 01:49:35.060 a month, a month, not for a while, not for a long time. I 01:49:35.060 --> 01:49:38.420 would stop asking. I'm sorry. I get asked that like 100 times 01:49:38.420 --> 01:49:40.540 a day. When's the Jack Pembroke video out? I don't know when 01:49:40.540 --> 01:49:42.900 his is going to be done edited. Mine's not even done being 01:49:42.900 --> 01:49:46.500 edited. So neither are going to be out for a little bit. Saucers 01:49:46.500 --> 01:49:49.500 Thank you for the sub. 01:49:49.500 --> 01:49:50.420 Oh, I can. 01:49:50.420 --> 01:49:52.380 May, thank you for the three. 01:49:52.380 --> 01:49:54.300 And thank you for the raid. 01:49:54.300 --> 01:49:55.820 May's Mental Health Awareness Month, 01:49:55.820 --> 01:49:57.300 I got diagnosed with ADHD. 01:49:57.300 --> 01:49:59.020 I've had my ups and downs, I'm still here fighting. 01:49:59.020 --> 01:50:01.020 It's important that y'all fight too, suicides and effort 01:50:01.020 --> 01:50:01.420 to choice. 01:50:01.420 --> 01:50:03.780 If you're struggling, please see Calvin talk to those around 01:50:03.780 --> 01:50:04.460 you, but you are loved. 01:50:04.460 --> 01:50:06.020 Well, thank you for the nice message, 01:50:06.020 --> 01:50:08.820 and I hope you're doing all right. 01:50:08.820 --> 01:50:12.380 Aw, and I'm sorry if you've been dealing with problems 01:50:12.380 --> 01:50:13.380 with ADHD. 01:50:13.380 --> 01:50:15.700 I can't tell if you're saying that's good that you got 01:50:15.700 --> 01:50:20.860 So you're saying you're like upset about they say I got diagnosed with ADHD had ups and downs. Well, I hope you're all right 01:50:23.180 --> 01:50:28.020 And thank you for the nice message genuinely moha. Thank you for the sub W chatter. All right 01:50:28.700 --> 01:50:30.700 lock-in chat 01:50:30.940 --> 01:50:32.940 Lock-in lock-in 01:50:34.500 --> 01:50:37.720 Don't ban that chatter for spamming a paragraph but time is ass out 01:50:39.140 --> 01:50:41.740 Chat I'm sorry if you spam paragraphs you get timed out 01:50:42.220 --> 01:50:44.820 Matthias or Muhammad, thank you for the sub. All right, you know lock-in 01:50:45.700 --> 01:50:54.060 Why dictators are necessary sometimes? 01:50:54.060 --> 01:50:58.900 These are the five most successful dictators of all time who have outperformed almost every 01:50:58.900 --> 01:51:00.460 democracy on earth. 01:51:00.460 --> 01:51:03.660 The first, though the fastest economic transformation in history. 01:51:03.660 --> 01:51:07.620 The second, was the first leader of a country that shouldn't exist. 01:51:07.620 --> 01:51:11.100 The third, was a factory worker who made the poor disappear. 01:51:11.100 --> 01:51:18.040 Well, here's the weird thing is like when you hear dictatorship, you immediately associate it with something negative and that's rightfully so 01:51:18.580 --> 01:51:20.580 but a 01:51:20.580 --> 01:51:25.340 Dictator is not necessarily a horrible person in terms of leadership 01:51:25.340 --> 01:51:30.980 The problem is a country that runs off of a dictatorship is long-term doomed 01:51:31.860 --> 01:51:33.180 short term 01:51:33.180 --> 01:51:37.140 Okay, you're defending dictators. I'm not defending dictators 01:51:37.140 --> 01:51:44.600 I'm saying a country that runs under a dictatorship if the guy that rules the the fucking country is a 01:51:45.240 --> 01:51:51.500 Morally good person and runs the country under the guys that they're trying to help the people under them 01:51:51.760 --> 01:51:55.300 Then there is a situation where in their term as leader 01:51:55.620 --> 01:51:58.220 They're able to get done good shit 01:51:58.380 --> 01:52:06.180 But if your country is constantly under a dictatorship at some point either the current leader or the future leaders are going to lose their minds 01:52:06.180 --> 01:52:10.820 go insane, be money hungry, be power hungry, be greedy, be immoral, be fucked up, and they're 01:52:10.820 --> 01:52:16.660 gonna harm their people, right? Like Kim? Well, North Korea has always been under a shitty 01:52:16.660 --> 01:52:23.220 dictatorship. Like, since it was North Korea, like, it's not just Kim. Kim's father was insane. 01:52:23.220 --> 01:52:29.540 Kim's father's father was insane. Like, that's not a good example. I think this is the example 01:52:29.540 --> 01:52:35.380 he's talking about is there are certain dictators that existed that weren't, you know, Joseph Stalin. 01:52:35.380 --> 01:52:38.980 4th survived 22 assassination attempts from Stalin 01:52:38.980 --> 01:52:43.380 and the last one is a refugee who stopped a genocide of his own people. 01:52:43.380 --> 01:52:46.580 5 dictators, successful in 5 different categories. 01:52:46.580 --> 01:52:49.460 Starting with category 1, Transformation Speed. 01:52:49.460 --> 01:52:52.580 No successful dictator, faction heat of South Korea. 01:52:52.580 --> 01:52:57.540 Yes, South Korea had a dictator and before he came to power, South Korea looked like this. 01:52:57.540 --> 01:53:00.660 And it was comparable in GDP per capita to Ghana. 01:53:00.660 --> 01:53:03.860 Both sitting around $150 in 1960. 01:53:03.860 --> 01:53:09.340 Well I think the counter argument about a dictatorship too is if you're a dictator 01:53:09.340 --> 01:53:15.460 of a country and you're a good person, you would ideally switch the format of how the 01:53:15.460 --> 01:53:20.220 country is run to give more power to the people in some form. 01:53:20.220 --> 01:53:23.220 After he came to power, everything changed. 01:53:23.220 --> 01:53:29.060 And today South Korea looks like this, and their GDP per capita is $36,000. 01:53:29.060 --> 01:53:30.060 Here's what happened. 01:53:30.060 --> 01:53:34.460 function he staged a military coup on May 16th 1961. 01:53:34.460 --> 01:53:39.200 His first move after acquiring South Korea was to arrest the country's businessmen and 01:53:39.200 --> 01:53:41.260 charge them with illicit profiteering. 01:53:41.260 --> 01:53:45.100 Why are people saying AI? 01:53:45.100 --> 01:53:49.980 Some were paraded through the streets wearing signs that read, I am a corrupt pig. 01:53:49.980 --> 01:53:52.220 And to be honest, they kind of were. 01:53:52.220 --> 01:53:56.420 Out of the previous singlandry government, they had gotten sweetheart deals on foreign 01:53:56.420 --> 01:54:05.140 $8 buying government property at far below market value and receiving AI script. It's a fucking actual guy talking right now 01:54:05.700 --> 01:54:12.540 What are you taught? Yo, why are we in sub only and do it? Yo, stop stop stop stop stop being fucking stupid 01:54:12.700 --> 01:54:14.700 Stop being fucking stupid. Seriously 01:54:15.580 --> 01:54:19.540 Like I ain't in net thing of the sub ace and trunk over the sub toxic 01:54:19.980 --> 01:54:21.980 Matthias for the sub I think of the raid 01:54:23.300 --> 01:54:24.580 lock in 01:54:24.580 --> 01:54:26.080 please 01:54:26.080 --> 01:54:33.440 And receiving preferential access to scarce foreign currency which they used to import 01:54:33.440 --> 01:54:36.160 goods and sell at huge markups. 01:54:36.160 --> 01:54:41.360 South Korea in the 1950s ran almost entirely on American aid and a small group of businessmen 01:54:41.360 --> 01:54:48.640 had positioned themselves as the middlemen skimming off that aid pipeline. 01:54:48.640 --> 01:54:51.360 Then Park Jung-hee offered them a deal. 01:54:51.360 --> 01:54:55.320 Invest in the industries I tell you to invest in or lose everything. 01:54:55.320 --> 01:54:59.600 say this to say, they invested. He nationalized the banks, so the state controlled- 01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:03.560 I gotta rewind, cause like this is a video where we need to lock in, and if chat's just 01:55:03.560 --> 01:55:08.240 gonna spam AI the entire time and dumb shit, then I can't. Like, I'm already about to 01:55:08.240 --> 01:55:10.040 skip this shit. 01:55:10.040 --> 01:55:15.080 North Korea was to arrest the country's businessmen and charge them with illicit profiteering. 01:55:15.080 --> 01:55:19.960 Some were paraded through the streets wearing signs that read, I am a corrupt pig. And to 01:55:19.960 --> 01:55:25.120 be honest, they kind of were. Out of the previous singlandry government, they had gotten sweetheart 01:55:25.120 --> 01:55:32.120 deals on foreign aid dollars, buying government property at far below market. 01:55:55.120 --> 01:56:18.480 Thank you for the sub demand. 01:56:18.480 --> 01:56:21.880 Thank you for the three. 01:56:21.880 --> 01:56:24.120 To all the EMS people in chat, happy EMS week. 01:56:24.120 --> 01:56:29.720 your service look forward to joining the field too. Pass my NREMNT exam and I'll be done in August. 01:56:29.720 --> 01:56:37.880 That's awesome. Congrats. What's happening? I'm doing a teacher thing of all weight because 01:56:37.880 --> 01:56:43.400 chat is being horrible and I hate talking about it. It's every stream, man. I just don't want to 01:56:43.400 --> 01:56:48.680 talk about it anymore. It's also in sub only and then if it's just if it's chopped, it's chopped. 01:56:48.680 --> 01:56:52.360 George and Datt taking to the sub, let's lock him. 01:56:52.360 --> 01:56:55.560 Don't spam W sub only that further creates the problem 01:56:55.560 --> 01:56:59.280 that we are trying to avoid of nonsensical shit. 01:56:59.280 --> 01:57:02.200 Slop, just fucking spamming and chat AI. 01:57:02.200 --> 01:57:03.840 There's no fucking AI. 01:57:03.840 --> 01:57:05.960 Like, I don't know what AI we're fucking talking about. 01:57:05.960 --> 01:57:06.920 This is a picture. 01:57:06.920 --> 01:57:09.840 People are talking about this as a photo. 01:57:09.840 --> 01:57:12.440 This is a real historical photo 01:57:12.440 --> 01:57:14.720 that was fucking thrown in, right? 01:57:14.720 --> 01:57:15.720 Are we noticing that? 01:57:15.720 --> 01:57:18.000 Or are we just fucking brain dead stupid? 01:57:18.680 --> 01:57:22.680 It's not that. Then what? 01:57:22.680 --> 01:57:26.680 1961. His first move 01:57:26.680 --> 01:57:30.680 after acquiring South Korea was to arrest the country's business. 01:57:30.680 --> 01:57:34.680 I don't think you got it. Well explain Bojack. Explain or you're getting banned. Thank you for the three month sub by the way. 01:57:34.680 --> 01:57:38.680 Bojack, explain please. Explain please. 01:57:38.680 --> 01:57:42.680 We are all waiting for you. The AI, the script is AI. 01:57:42.680 --> 01:57:46.680 How do you know the script is AI? 01:57:46.680 --> 01:57:57.680 Bojack we are all waiting on you bugs in S2 for the sub meticulous for the 1000 ease don't apologize 01:58:02.680 --> 01:58:03.680 Bojack 01:58:09.680 --> 01:58:14.680 I timed out McChonkey for 10 minutes for I'm sorry it's just unreal dude the level rage bait you're doing right now 01:58:16.680 --> 01:58:40.200 I got it on time and out, I'll get annoyed. 01:58:40.200 --> 01:58:41.960 Zio taking the 3. 01:58:41.960 --> 01:58:44.600 Any advice on Pissedronk on 16? 01:58:44.600 --> 01:58:52.040 up and stop getting drunk jiggle for the sub can we please lock in bug the sub jiggle for the sub 01:58:53.320 --> 01:58:57.240 i'm so dizzy it's fucking hell well why are you drinking a monster in four shots of wrong 01:58:57.240 --> 01:59:06.280 dude what are we doing that's degenerative i'm sorry this is a bad time to ask me for advice 01:59:06.280 --> 01:59:09.240 as well zio i know you're drunk so you're not understanding that but like 01:59:09.240 --> 01:59:21.320 this man and charge them with it. Walk in. This and their GBP. Why are we in three months 01:59:21.320 --> 01:59:35.400 follower only mode? What are we doing? Why did you put that on? Don't put that on. 01:59:39.240 --> 01:59:51.080 It's $36,000 lock in lock in we're skipping this video 01:59:52.680 --> 01:59:56.860 It's chopped video is chopped. I wanted to watch it video is chopped 02:00:02.120 --> 02:00:04.200 No, you're chopped, bro 02:00:04.200 --> 02:00:08.360 I would kill to see your dumb ass right now bro. 02:00:08.360 --> 02:00:10.200 I would kill to see your dumb ass. 02:00:10.200 --> 02:00:12.600 Fucking cheesing at your stupid fucking Kindle fire 02:00:12.600 --> 02:00:14.200 that you're watching me on. 02:00:14.200 --> 02:00:16.400 Dude, you're chopped, bro. 02:00:16.400 --> 02:00:18.400 You're chopped, bro. 02:00:19.400 --> 02:00:22.900 I bet you smell like urine, literally. 02:00:22.900 --> 02:00:25.900 I bet you smell like urine. 02:00:25.900 --> 02:00:26.900 Literally. 02:00:34.900 --> 02:00:35.900 Fucking, what are we talking about? 02:00:35.900 --> 02:00:37.900 You're chopped, bro. You're chopped. 02:00:37.900 --> 02:00:39.900 Oh, great. Come back. 02:00:39.900 --> 02:00:43.900 Oh, fucking fire. Come back. 02:00:43.900 --> 02:00:46.900 Oh, my God. Yo, can we actually lock in, though, chat? 02:00:46.900 --> 02:00:49.900 I actually have to leave in two hours. 02:00:49.900 --> 02:00:51.900 And I want to be able to get like three more videos in, 02:00:51.900 --> 02:00:55.700 But at this pace when we're pausing constantly, I'm just like that's just not gonna happen 02:00:57.000 --> 02:00:59.200 Do we want to watch that video or no pull it? 02:01:03.460 --> 02:01:09.000 Can I get back to W modding yes, mick chunky, but you spam more than like my chatters that we ban 02:01:22.620 --> 02:01:25.980 Because I was trying to explain why AI was getting spammed. No you weren't 02:01:27.820 --> 02:01:29.820 No, you weren't 02:01:29.860 --> 02:01:34.220 You said take it took it like a good boy high chat type AI and chat 02:01:34.220 --> 02:01:36.220 Okay, I guess my chats are invisible 02:01:36.420 --> 02:01:40.580 7 TV emo get back to reacting get back to reacting buddy you spend it 15 times 02:01:40.980 --> 02:01:43.260 Like it. I'm just saying if you're a mod bro. Come on 02:01:43.700 --> 02:01:48.500 So for the sub R6 of the 3 Andrew for the sub 8th and for the 3 Plasma from the 3 02:01:48.500 --> 02:01:52.500 80 and ZW for the sub. I'm sorry for the loss of your grandma, man. Ripping the chat. 02:01:52.500 --> 02:01:56.820 Eighth and thinking of the three. Bug and jiggle for the sub. Chat, we got to lock in. 02:01:56.820 --> 02:02:03.140 Please don't send bets right now. I'm sorry, man. I'm just like, my grandma died of cancer. 02:02:03.140 --> 02:02:06.900 She survived COVID two times. I'm sorry to hear about that, man. I wish you the best. 02:02:06.900 --> 02:02:14.020 I can't really give you advice though, bro. Wire mod sending it to one chat every two minutes? 02:02:14.020 --> 02:02:17.740 Don't know don't know. I don't know why we're doing that couldn't tell you 02:02:22.900 --> 02:02:24.900 The fatigue is setting in 02:02:25.780 --> 02:02:28.680 The fatigue is setting in 11 days live straight 02:02:29.780 --> 02:02:33.060 11 days live straight. We're at we're at our wits end right now 02:02:34.060 --> 02:02:37.380 We're at our fucking wits end right now, dude. Jesus Christ 02:02:37.380 --> 02:02:43.980 Alright, we're skipping that video. It's just gonna be bad vibes because I know chat's gonna span the entire time 02:02:43.980 --> 02:02:45.740 It's gonna piss me off 02:02:45.740 --> 02:02:47.020 All right 02:02:47.020 --> 02:02:50.780 Drew the son. I don't know how Jinx he doesn't I asked him about that the other day 02:02:50.780 --> 02:02:53.940 I said, how do you stream every day dude? I don't want to fucking peel my eyes on my head 02:02:53.940 --> 02:03:00.140 I it's just like what I'm on when I'm like past like 10 days in a row live and then I hop on a video 02:03:00.140 --> 02:03:03.540 Or I'm streaming and I just look over a chat and it's just fucking. Oh 02:03:04.740 --> 02:03:06.740 Oh 02:03:07.900 --> 02:03:13.340 He's immune to range bait. That's just actually a lie. Have you ever watched a jing-si string driven soul of the sub? 02:03:15.060 --> 02:03:17.060 CC for the sub let's lock it 02:03:17.940 --> 02:03:21.500 Let's lock in chat type locked in and we're gonna hop into the next video 02:03:21.700 --> 02:03:24.940 That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna move on from that last one 02:03:24.940 --> 02:03:27.820 We're gonna act like it didn't happen and we're gonna move on 02:03:28.140 --> 02:03:29.300 We're gonna watch this one 02:03:29.300 --> 02:03:34.300 Then we have a pop of meat video and then maybe we'll add another one and if we watch it we watch it 02:03:34.300 --> 02:03:39.660 Let's fucking go. Thank you chat. W chat poncho the sub a place in China you wouldn't believe exists 02:03:43.980 --> 02:03:47.020 At the heart of Guangzhou one of China's top cities 02:03:47.740 --> 02:03:49.500 Is this kowloon? 02:03:49.500 --> 02:03:53.260 We played a video game of kowloon best stepped away from its business center 02:03:53.820 --> 02:03:56.540 High the road almost swallowed by high rises 02:03:57.260 --> 02:03:59.260 Sheep high village 02:03:59.260 --> 02:04:01.260 From above. Oh, it's not kowloon 02:04:01.260 --> 02:04:08.540 Yeah, I don't even know how you build buildings this close together like how does the city like this even pop up? 02:04:08.540 --> 02:04:16.780 It looks like a great maze in this area of only point 73 square kilometers about the size of a hundred football fields 02:04:17.100 --> 02:04:22.300 There are more than 3,000 buildings with the rest in population of over a hundred thousand 02:04:22.740 --> 02:04:25.820 Then see dude like that's great. This doesn't even look like a road 02:04:25.980 --> 02:04:30.980 This looks like a hallway and there's people driving cars. You can't even see the fucking sky 02:04:31.260 --> 02:04:36.860 Fancy packed buildings and intricate streets make it routine for the delivery drivers to get lost here. 02:04:38.620 --> 02:04:42.620 Oh, being an Uber Eats driver. 02:04:51.660 --> 02:04:59.180 Holy shit, Vegas instructions. You got a little deliver Taco Bell to a third-story fucking building. 02:04:59.180 --> 02:05:03.860 Oh, this is probably the worst job in the entire city right here. 02:05:03.860 --> 02:05:06.300 Being a delivery driver. 02:05:06.300 --> 02:05:13.340 Oh my god. 02:05:13.340 --> 02:05:18.780 As I walk inside this construction, I could feel the air temp just instantly drop by at 02:05:18.780 --> 02:05:25.140 least five degrees because you see there it's pretty much no from work inside this construction. 02:05:25.140 --> 02:05:26.700 I'm surprised it's cold. 02:05:26.700 --> 02:05:28.820 I would've assumed it would be hot. 02:05:30.180 --> 02:05:32.060 Like, even though there's no sunlight, 02:05:32.060 --> 02:05:35.220 you're just constantly in an enclosed area at all times. 02:05:35.220 --> 02:05:38.500 I would assume it'd be like 95 degrees, just stagnated. 02:05:38.500 --> 02:05:39.580 Structure time. 02:05:39.580 --> 02:05:41.580 I 02:05:43.100 --> 02:05:47.200 Smell fucking terrible to do just trapped air constantly 02:05:52.540 --> 02:05:57.280 This place is often called the modern day I can't imagine spawning here and geop sorry 02:05:57.280 --> 02:06:02.300 I'm I can't imagine spawning here in Geo gas sir. I always immediately whenever it's a foreign place 02:06:02.300 --> 02:06:05.740 I always immediately go back to Geo. I would have no clue where I am 02:06:05.740 --> 02:06:09.640 I would have no clue where I am if I spawned in here. Did they put me on the road? 02:06:09.640 --> 02:06:16.560 Somebody's like fucking head camera. I'm just wandering around. You never see outside. You're just always inside buildings 02:06:16.560 --> 02:06:17.900 You're just never gonna know where you are. 02:06:17.900 --> 02:06:19.900 Cowan War City by outsiders. 02:06:20.260 --> 02:06:23.500 Those modern size it has all the basic amenities. 02:06:23.880 --> 02:06:27.660 Wait, so this is not Cowan- wait, is this Cowan? 02:06:30.980 --> 02:06:35.540 This place is often called the modern day Cowan War City by outsiders. 02:06:35.540 --> 02:06:38.740 Oh, so it's not Kowloon. This is like the equivalent. 02:06:39.700 --> 02:06:42.740 Do small in size. It has all the bees amenities. 02:06:50.660 --> 02:06:54.500 Is this not dystopian though? Like you never see sunlight? 02:06:55.940 --> 02:07:00.420 Like you could live in this, you could live in this like one square mile city 02:07:00.420 --> 02:07:06.020 and never leave like there's businesses everywhere you could walk 10 feet to your 02:07:06.020 --> 02:07:11.380 right get your hair cut do your laundry go to work come back never see never see 02:07:11.380 --> 02:07:13.780 the light 02:07:13.780 --> 02:07:19.260 and I'm fucking sports lottery in here too 02:07:19.260 --> 02:07:24.260 and under reason shoo pie village earns this nickname is that it feels like 02:07:24.260 --> 02:07:29.380 another city of darkness the village is incredibly dense filled with handshake 02:07:29.380 --> 02:07:33.660 buildings so close together that restaurant can literally reach across 02:07:33.660 --> 02:07:38.100 the problem. I know I keep pausing. I'm sorry. The problem here too with these 02:07:38.100 --> 02:07:42.220 buildings this close is like say a building catches on fire would like 02:07:42.220 --> 02:07:47.740 thousands of people not just die like they have electrical wires just 02:07:47.740 --> 02:07:53.060 hanging like in the middle of the streets. If if one of these buildings 02:07:53.060 --> 02:07:58.340 caught on fire, it would spread so fast. Like, what do you do? 02:07:58.340 --> 02:07:59.940 Rollings and shake hands. 02:08:03.060 --> 02:08:08.060 You see there's like no gap between this two buildings. 02:08:09.820 --> 02:08:12.500 Because the buildings are constructed wall to wall with 02:08:12.540 --> 02:08:15.980 almost no spacing and setbacks, sunlight's fairly 02:08:15.980 --> 02:08:20.060 richest ground. Lower floors are often deemed humid and 02:08:20.060 --> 02:08:22.500 ventilated only through alley gaps. 02:08:22.500 --> 02:08:28.820 oh my god it's just wet like how many buildings were added full by full by individual owners 02:08:28.820 --> 02:08:38.180 without formal urban planning we are getting a little lost in this narrow passage right here 02:08:38.980 --> 02:08:44.660 you know the scariest thing power outage imagine imagine big storm this city loses power 02:08:45.380 --> 02:08:51.220 you are fucked like you wouldn't you wouldn't know where to go you'd be stuck in your room 02:08:52.500 --> 02:08:54.500 There's no way out here. 02:08:56.500 --> 02:08:58.500 Is there a way out? 02:08:58.500 --> 02:09:00.500 I think I can't walk. 02:09:10.500 --> 02:09:12.500 I'm telling you. 02:09:22.500 --> 02:09:39.300 Okay, let's go home, let's go home, let's go home. 02:09:39.300 --> 02:09:44.380 You might have the exact same question as I do, why does the city has such a massive 02:09:44.380 --> 02:09:48.980 yet chaotic landscape right in the middle of its most expensive district? 02:09:48.980 --> 02:09:52.300 Yeah, how much does it cost to live here to? 02:09:53.940 --> 02:09:59.300 Like if this area this is right next to the big city big apartments that probably cost you know fucking 02:09:59.740 --> 02:10:02.860 Tens of thousands of dollars a year or a month 02:10:03.380 --> 02:10:08.140 But there's literally no greenery. I mean, that's just any shit. Yeah, they have one tree. What do you mean? 02:10:08.300 --> 02:10:11.380 In the middle of the city right here. There's a fat ass tree. It's what I've found 02:10:11.380 --> 02:10:20.120 now. I started as a rural village long before Guangzhou's urbanization. The land here is 02:10:20.120 --> 02:10:31.600 collectively owned by native residents, not by the government. As the city center area 02:10:31.600 --> 02:10:41.200 expanded, this land become extremely valuable. Yes, it was never fully subjected to the same 02:10:41.200 --> 02:10:42.640 urban planning regulation. 02:10:42.640 --> 02:10:46.320 So is there, oh, because they don't, because it's owned by the people, there's not as many 02:10:46.320 --> 02:10:49.000 rulings on like what you're allowed to build or how this works. 02:10:49.000 --> 02:10:53.040 So they just start fucking stacking infrastructure on top of it. 02:10:53.040 --> 02:10:55.440 But what is the rent here? 02:10:55.440 --> 02:10:56.440 Is the rent here expensive? 02:10:56.440 --> 02:10:59.720 Like if you live in this city, are you paying like a lot of money? 02:10:59.720 --> 02:11:02.960 I have to be surrounded by phones. 02:11:02.960 --> 02:11:06.840 That's why we now see the sharp contrast in the landscape. 02:11:06.840 --> 02:11:11.840 A dense, almost self-contained neighborhood sitting inside Guangzhou's glittering CBD. 02:11:20.840 --> 02:11:25.840 As I walk through the village, I notice landlords sitting by the entrance of buildings, 02:11:25.840 --> 02:11:27.840 looking for new tenants to rent their rooms. 02:11:27.840 --> 02:11:41.840 So these women are landlords. How much is a room? 65 something. I'm not know. I'm not 02:11:41.840 --> 02:11:44.960 I'm not knowing what that means. 02:11:44.960 --> 02:11:48.960 2300 something, that's the phone number. 02:12:00.960 --> 02:12:05.960 $70 a month, that's kind of worth it. 02:12:08.640 --> 02:12:10.800 This is such a shitty place 02:12:10.800 --> 02:12:12.800 in terms of like crammed space, bro, 02:12:12.800 --> 02:12:15.100 but you're paying nothing to live here. 02:12:16.700 --> 02:12:18.000 That's not bad at all, bro. 02:12:18.000 --> 02:12:18.840 That's not bad. 02:12:18.840 --> 02:12:22.560 That's like pennies, like $70 a month. 02:12:22.560 --> 02:12:25.400 What's the average rent costs in the United States? 02:12:25.400 --> 02:12:27.800 I know it varies by state pretty drastically, 02:12:27.800 --> 02:12:32.800 but average rent per month, US, $2,000, $1750 a month. 02:12:37.200 --> 02:12:39.540 Depends on the website you're looking at. 02:12:39.540 --> 02:12:44.540 One bedroom, two bedroom around 2K, single family home like 2200. 02:12:47.460 --> 02:12:50.140 I bet it's a small ass studio though. 02:12:50.140 --> 02:12:55.140 It's probably literally open door, open door, maybe a kitchen. 02:12:55.220 --> 02:12:57.580 I hope she goes into one of the apartments. 02:12:57.580 --> 02:13:01.580 Open door bed bathroom, maybe communal bathroom. 02:13:01.580 --> 02:13:05.580 Oh, um, I wonder if there's any room for it. 02:13:05.580 --> 02:13:07.140 Uh, I guess. 02:13:07.140 --> 02:13:12.140 Here are two rental listings I found. 02:13:12.140 --> 02:13:15.140 That actually looks really clean. 02:13:18.140 --> 02:13:22.140 $150 a month for a studio with a bathroom. 02:13:22.140 --> 02:13:27.140 You get your own bathroom, you have a fridge, you might have a kitchen in the back and a bed. 02:13:27.140 --> 02:13:31.140 You also get a look outside of the city, so you're on the corner. 02:13:31.140 --> 02:13:36.140 Given their price, location and condition, I think they are quite decent. 02:13:36.140 --> 02:13:42.540 I saw online that some people describe this place as a slump the problem is you're so close to everybody, bro 02:13:42.540 --> 02:13:44.540 You're hearing your neighbors all day 02:13:45.620 --> 02:13:48.220 Somebody said earlier. This would be great for streaming 02:13:48.980 --> 02:13:54.600 This would be the worst place ever to stream dude like this is that this is like living in a college dorm 02:13:55.040 --> 02:14:00.500 Like you're hearing every single thing your neighbors are doing you're right next to them 02:14:00.500 --> 02:14:01.940 even if they're in another building. 02:14:01.940 --> 02:14:04.900 I saw online that some people describe this place. 02:14:04.900 --> 02:14:05.540 That should have been so. 02:14:05.540 --> 02:14:07.060 I asked what living in a college dorm. 02:14:07.060 --> 02:14:09.220 Yeah, hearing people have sacks right next to you. 02:14:09.220 --> 02:14:10.260 That's a slump. 02:14:10.260 --> 02:14:14.100 But what they don't realize is that many native villagers 02:14:14.100 --> 02:14:15.700 are actually quite well off. 02:14:15.700 --> 02:14:16.500 Oh, that's weird. 02:14:16.500 --> 02:14:17.860 I'm hearing a creaking noise. 02:14:20.020 --> 02:14:22.420 Oh, I think somebody just stubbed their toe repeatedly. 02:14:22.420 --> 02:14:23.940 I think we're moaning in pain. 02:14:23.940 --> 02:14:32.120 They receive new dividends from the villagers' collective economy, which includes rental 02:14:32.120 --> 02:14:36.620 housing, commercial developments, and land use rights. 02:14:36.620 --> 02:14:43.080 However, it's hard to find concrete numbers since LOCO tends to keep this information 02:14:43.080 --> 02:14:45.360 private, but rumor online suggests- 02:14:45.360 --> 02:14:49.640 What is the point of driving a fucking motorcycle? 02:14:49.640 --> 02:14:50.640 Can I say that? 02:14:50.640 --> 02:14:51.640 Or a Vespa? 02:14:51.640 --> 02:14:55.040 Like, you're in a walled city, you're going fucking, 02:14:55.040 --> 02:14:56.840 you're probably going the speed that you would walk, 02:14:56.840 --> 02:14:58.580 maybe to carry more shit, 02:14:58.580 --> 02:15:01.880 like just for transportation of like materials. 02:15:01.880 --> 02:15:04.680 Cause it's like, why, like why, like why drive? 02:15:04.680 --> 02:15:06.620 Like you'd probably walk quicker anywhere. 02:15:06.620 --> 02:15:09.320 Hard to find concrete numbers since local 02:15:09.320 --> 02:15:12.120 tends to keep this information private. 02:15:12.120 --> 02:15:12.960 But rumor, 02:15:12.960 --> 02:15:13.800 Oh yeah, you had shit on the back. 02:15:13.800 --> 02:15:16.560 The lines suggest that any dividend range anywhere 02:15:16.560 --> 02:15:19.240 from 7,000 to 120,000. 02:15:19.240 --> 02:15:21.000 Annual dividend per villager. 02:15:21.000 --> 02:15:24.000 thousand RMB or native villager landowner per person. 02:15:29.200 --> 02:15:30.700 Oh, that's the cutest cat ever. 02:15:37.700 --> 02:15:40.200 Oh, my God, it's name is Meow Meow Stop. 02:15:51.000 --> 02:16:07.520 Shippai Village is crowded and chaotic, but also deeply real. 02:16:07.520 --> 02:16:13.240 For many dream chasers who wanted to start a new life in the metropolitan city for more 02:16:13.240 --> 02:16:20.920 opportunities, Shippai Village is often their first stop in Guangzhou. 02:16:20.920 --> 02:16:25.880 these very good it's like such a different culture and community too bro like this in the 02:16:25.880 --> 02:16:32.920 united states there would be dead people on the streets bro like i bet there's crime here too 02:16:33.560 --> 02:16:41.640 but like if this was in the us this would be so bad like i know there's crammed ass cities in the 02:16:41.640 --> 02:16:46.040 us but to the point where it's like you can't even see the sun the buildings are so close together 02:16:46.040 --> 02:16:51.400 that make it possible for countless migrant workers to build a life in this big city. 02:16:55.400 --> 02:16:59.640 Here, rent can be as low as 500 RMB per month, 02:17:00.200 --> 02:17:03.960 enough to get a small room right at the heart of downtown. 02:17:03.960 --> 02:17:05.320 What is 500 RMB? 02:17:07.720 --> 02:17:12.920 500 RMB to U.S. 73 dollars. 02:17:16.040 --> 02:17:19.900 For many young people coming from other provinces, it is a way to- 02:17:19.900 --> 02:17:24.220 What do you mean 70 bucks? How do chat just convert that? What do you mean $70 question mark? 02:17:24.220 --> 02:17:27.260 You just knew that off the dome after I fucking said that? 02:17:27.260 --> 02:17:30.440 You know the conversion rate of fucking Chinese currency to US? 02:17:31.000 --> 02:17:33.300 500 are- you didn't Google it that fast. 02:17:33.300 --> 02:17:34.700 And be per month. 02:17:34.700 --> 02:17:37.980 Enough to get a small room right at the heart of downtown. 02:17:38.480 --> 02:17:45.580 For many young people coming from other provinces, it is a way to stay in the city and keep their dream alive at the low cost. 02:17:46.040 --> 02:17:53.040 Just like renting a tiny room in the middle of Manhattan for just a hundred dollars a month. 02:17:54.040 --> 02:17:55.040 Some people found- 02:17:55.040 --> 02:17:59.040 Y'all would see equivalent of Manhattan in terms of like the city you're living in. 02:17:59.040 --> 02:18:04.040 The first job here, several of their first song, and later become stars. 02:18:07.040 --> 02:18:08.040 Wow. 02:18:09.040 --> 02:18:13.040 Others move on and become tech founders, like Dingley. 02:18:13.040 --> 02:18:17.040 Founder of NetEase, Marvel Rivals, Marvel Rivals. 02:18:17.040 --> 02:18:19.040 Marvel Rivals. 02:18:19.040 --> 02:18:24.040 Ding Lee, the founder of NetEase, lived in this city? 02:18:26.040 --> 02:18:31.040 You're lying. You're lying. 02:18:31.040 --> 02:18:36.040 The, oh, the create, not the creator of Marvel Rivals, but the founder of the company. 02:18:36.040 --> 02:18:40.040 What the fuck is NetEase? A big gaming company. 02:18:40.040 --> 02:18:43.120 What other games does NetEase have? 02:18:43.120 --> 02:18:45.160 But they have so many games. 02:18:45.160 --> 02:18:46.320 They have so many games. 02:18:49.400 --> 02:18:52.400 Where the wins meet? 02:18:52.400 --> 02:18:53.280 Oh, wait. 02:18:53.280 --> 02:18:54.760 Describe our global teams. 02:18:54.760 --> 02:18:57.720 Now, how do I find game list games? 02:19:00.640 --> 02:19:05.680 Destiny Rising, Marvel Mystic Mayhem, Party Planet, 02:19:05.680 --> 02:19:10.680 Maraca Blade Point, they've made a lot of big shit. 02:19:10.720 --> 02:19:14.120 They made a Harry Potter magic for gathering game. 02:19:14.120 --> 02:19:14.960 What? 02:19:18.040 --> 02:19:19.840 Blood Strike, I remember hearing about that. 02:19:19.840 --> 02:19:21.080 Tom and Jerry Chase. 02:19:21.080 --> 02:19:24.960 They have so many like English-American IP. 02:19:24.960 --> 02:19:25.800 Lay. 02:19:25.800 --> 02:19:27.360 I wonder how they get that. 02:19:27.360 --> 02:19:31.240 The Chinese building their founders and CEO of NetEast, 02:19:31.240 --> 02:19:33.440 a major internet and gaming company 02:19:33.440 --> 02:19:35.040 who also wants to hear. 02:19:35.040 --> 02:19:36.460 And they're on wait chat. 02:19:36.460 --> 02:19:39.800 That means I'm like kind of connected to this city in some way because, 02:19:40.380 --> 02:19:42.900 because Ding Li, Ding Li chat. 02:19:42.900 --> 02:19:43.800 Listen, listen, listen. 02:19:43.940 --> 02:19:44.800 Here's the connection. 02:19:45.120 --> 02:19:45.860 Here's the connection. 02:19:45.860 --> 02:19:47.040 Show them, show them, show them, show them. 02:19:47.480 --> 02:19:51.120 Ding Li founder of NetEase, NetEase made Marvel Rivals. 02:19:51.120 --> 02:19:52.660 Marvel Rivals has sponsored me. 02:19:52.660 --> 02:19:55.960 Therefore I have a chain connection directly to this city. 02:19:56.540 --> 02:20:02.440 Like Ding Lei, the Chinese building their founders and CEO of NetEase, a major 02:20:02.440 --> 02:20:03.960 internet and your larping. 02:20:03.960 --> 02:20:14.740 I don't have the biggie cheesey nut anymore. 02:20:14.740 --> 02:20:15.740 There are many who chew. 02:20:15.740 --> 02:20:17.380 I was going to replace my face cam. 02:20:17.380 --> 02:20:21.380 ...to stay continuing to dream in this village within the city. 02:20:34.680 --> 02:20:38.280 Oh my god, that is the most adorable dog ever. 02:20:43.780 --> 02:20:44.780 What breed of dog is that? 02:20:47.380 --> 02:20:49.380 Is he alive? 02:20:49.380 --> 02:20:53.380 Shoo-Pie Village will soon become history. 02:20:53.380 --> 02:20:56.380 The village now stands at a major turning point. 02:20:56.380 --> 02:20:59.380 Oh, are they going to start demolishing it? 02:20:59.380 --> 02:21:01.380 The Schedule for Demolition. 02:21:01.380 --> 02:21:06.380 So what does everybody that lives there do? 02:21:06.380 --> 02:21:08.380 If they have 100,000 people in this city, 02:21:08.380 --> 02:21:11.380 Schedule for Demolition is the government paying them to leave? 02:21:11.380 --> 02:21:13.380 What if you're a landowner here? 02:21:13.380 --> 02:21:20.060 community of concrete and alleyways who soon disappear from Guangzhou city center. 02:21:20.060 --> 02:21:24.220 Every staircase- How do you demolish it? Racking ball. 02:21:24.220 --> 02:21:29.820 ...is window and street that once carried daily life would become part of history. 02:21:29.820 --> 02:21:36.980 If you have a chance to visit Guangzhou, take some time to walk through Shih Pa Village before it's gone. 02:21:36.980 --> 02:21:43.060 I would get so fearful that I would get lost and I wouldn't have Wi-Fi connection to use a translating app 02:21:43.060 --> 02:21:50.420 And then I would be stuck in the middle of a packed city where I can't see the sunlight in a country that I only communicates in Mandarin 02:21:50.740 --> 02:21:55.700 And I would be legitimately fucked. It would be Maze Runner. I would be 02:21:56.340 --> 02:21:58.340 I would I would be Dylan O'Brien 02:21:59.060 --> 02:22:01.060 fighting for my fucking life 02:22:01.300 --> 02:22:03.860 Trying to get out of this city being like where do I go? 02:22:04.580 --> 02:22:06.980 But to anybody that's a local they're just gonna be here and 02:22:09.540 --> 02:22:10.740 Help 02:22:10.740 --> 02:22:12.420 I've been here for days 02:22:12.420 --> 02:22:15.120 I peed in the corner of the sign said not to pee and I'm sorry 02:22:19.260 --> 02:22:21.260 That was a good video 02:22:23.220 --> 02:22:28.080 I went undercover in Sheen's factory village this is a video about she and 02:22:29.700 --> 02:22:31.200 Bro 02:22:31.200 --> 02:22:33.740 Not today. Not today. Not today. These are 02:22:36.220 --> 02:22:39.420 Y'all ever order shit on Sheen I know what she needs that I never used it before 02:22:39.420 --> 02:22:47.420 All right. Ethan, think of the three. You helped me more than you could imagine. Any tips for streaming content creation in general? 02:22:47.420 --> 02:22:59.420 You got to clip your shit post elsewhere. I mean, I don't know, man. I don't want to say it's like beating a dead horse, but I've talked about tips for content creation like a thousand times. 02:22:59.420 --> 02:23:11.420 Uh, you could probably just look up like Job art streaming tips and there'll be like a million videos of me rambling about it going and even for the sub MG and Keith for the sub Zio juicy and it's for the sub Abby for the sub. 02:23:11.420 --> 02:23:20.420 I kind of need more like direction to give you advice than just streaming tips in general because it's really just trial and error cross platform posting bunch of shit. 02:23:20.420 --> 02:23:21.420 All right. 02:23:21.420 --> 02:23:23.420 Next video chat. 02:23:23.420 --> 02:23:26.420 The horrors of door dash. 02:23:26.420 --> 02:23:27.540 Food delivery. 02:23:27.540 --> 02:23:28.420 I gotta rewind. 02:23:28.420 --> 02:23:30.180 The horrors of DoorDash. 02:23:30.180 --> 02:23:31.700 Welcome back to the PapaMeat channel. 02:23:31.700 --> 02:23:32.420 How are you doing? 02:23:32.420 --> 02:23:32.900 How are you doing? 02:23:32.900 --> 02:23:37.540 Come on and sit down because today we're gonna be talking about food delivery drivers. 02:23:37.540 --> 02:23:39.460 I did some DoorDash this weekend, Nick. 02:23:39.460 --> 02:23:40.580 That's why we're doing this. 02:23:40.580 --> 02:23:41.220 Let me tell you. 02:23:41.220 --> 02:23:42.340 Whole operation. 02:23:42.340 --> 02:23:47.220 The whole DoorDash, the whole food ordering app with industry, it's gotta change. 02:23:47.220 --> 02:23:48.180 Oh, I love it. 02:23:49.060 --> 02:23:53.380 I think it's very inefficient and also fucks over the food drivers. 02:23:53.380 --> 02:24:00.880 but being able to do dash or Uber eats food at any moment is sick. 02:24:00.880 --> 02:24:03.880 It's overly expensive for sure. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 02:24:03.880 --> 02:24:05.880 But I don't think that you... 02:24:05.880 --> 02:24:10.880 Here's where I think it works, is if you're ordering a large amount of food. 02:24:10.880 --> 02:24:16.880 If you're using do dash and you're ordering like $60 of food, it's probably worth it. 02:24:16.880 --> 02:24:18.880 But if you're ordering lunch, 02:24:18.880 --> 02:24:23.480 you're gonna spend as much money on food as you are for it to get delivered. 02:24:23.480 --> 02:24:25.480 And that's when it's a waste. 02:24:25.480 --> 02:24:27.480 It's gotta change. 02:24:27.480 --> 02:24:31.480 For centuries, if you wanted to eat a meal, you either had to go out to a restaurant 02:24:31.480 --> 02:24:33.480 or cook the goddamn thing yourself. 02:24:33.480 --> 02:24:37.480 Today, however, you can place an order to a seemingly endless list of restaurants 02:24:37.480 --> 02:24:37.980 and have it- 02:24:37.980 --> 02:24:41.480 Who the fuck is ordering ice cream on Uber Eats? 02:24:41.480 --> 02:24:45.480 That shit is showing up fucking liquid. 02:24:45.480 --> 02:24:47.480 You're gonna be drinking that. 02:24:47.480 --> 02:24:50.720 Me? You've ordered ice cream on fucking Uber Eats? 02:24:51.320 --> 02:24:57.880 Yeah, then then your door-dash driver hits you with a oh oh Ron has a couple stops along the way 02:24:58.160 --> 02:25:00.160 He'll be there. He'll be there soon 02:25:00.800 --> 02:25:04.320 Ron just picked up your milkshake. He'll be there in about 35 minutes. Oh 02:25:05.280 --> 02:25:07.720 Awesome, it'll be it'll be worn 02:25:07.840 --> 02:25:12.280 You can place an order to a seemingly endless list of restaurants and have it at the reef 02:25:12.280 --> 02:25:16.720 Your door without lifting a finger until you have to grab the bag. Well, many of us a dough 02:25:16.720 --> 02:25:21.800 I wouldn't even be pissed at the guy, bro. If you did that like I couldn't be mad at him. I'm so serious 02:25:22.200 --> 02:25:26.840 I'll just be like, bro. You're good. I'm a refund that shit on Uber eats or a door dash 02:25:27.920 --> 02:25:32.760 Like don't even worry about it the bag. Well, many of us at doge in this I feel so bad 02:25:33.160 --> 02:25:38.400 Service extremely often we never stopped at 78% of Americans use food delivery services 02:25:39.920 --> 02:25:41.920 Really? 02:25:41.920 --> 02:25:46.920 I'm definitely ordering more than 3.7 times per month. 02:25:46.920 --> 02:25:49.920 We never stop to think about people who have to deliver the goods, right? 02:25:49.920 --> 02:25:52.920 We never take time to think about these drivers. 02:25:52.920 --> 02:25:53.920 I don't think I understand. 02:25:53.920 --> 02:25:56.920 You know, also I started noticing that after a while they started taping the bags. 02:25:56.920 --> 02:25:58.920 It's because the month later is probably... 02:25:58.920 --> 02:26:01.920 Yeah, opening that shit up and eating out of it. 02:26:01.920 --> 02:26:04.920 They be putting tape over the drink caps now. 02:26:04.920 --> 02:26:08.920 That makes me feel safer, like somebody in it just fucking poisoned my shit. 02:26:09.720 --> 02:26:14.160 Were you yeah, no when the bag ever looks like crumpled or fucked with I'm like that's weird 02:26:15.600 --> 02:26:19.740 But that's why if you're if you're a pro at your own stickers in bags 02:26:21.080 --> 02:26:27.180 Your own utensil that you're able to squeeze in the bag and mission impossible the fry out of the bag or something being a delivery 02:26:27.180 --> 02:26:34.280 Driver whether it's on door dash or easy. I've had a I've had a door dash driver before or isn't it may have been you ever eats 02:26:35.280 --> 02:26:37.280 it only happened once but 02:26:37.280 --> 02:26:40.960 but he picked up my order and never delivered it. 02:26:43.280 --> 02:26:45.160 Just ate that shit. 02:26:45.160 --> 02:26:47.960 That was, this was probably like three years ago. 02:26:47.960 --> 02:26:50.040 I remember being so pissed. 02:26:50.040 --> 02:26:52.560 I was like, he just never delivered it. 02:26:52.560 --> 02:26:56.000 It's like he, he fucking picked up the order 02:26:56.000 --> 02:26:58.760 and then it was like five minutes he was driving 02:26:58.760 --> 02:27:01.800 and then he just disappeared and it said order delivered. 02:27:01.800 --> 02:27:03.920 And there was no picture, no food. 02:27:03.920 --> 02:27:05.160 And I contacted them and I was like, 02:27:05.160 --> 02:27:06.480 he didn't fucking deliver that shit. 02:27:06.480 --> 02:27:11.960 Is it extremely draining and depressing other people are always hungry? Yeah, no, and I got the money back 02:27:11.960 --> 02:27:16.840 So you know if you want to eat it eat it, but like I mean he's gonna get fired job. How damn is it? 02:27:16.840 --> 02:27:20.080 Have you done it? No, I wouldn't do it. Why would you do it? 02:27:20.080 --> 02:27:25.740 You don't make a lot of money and then it's all based on tips and then if people don't it's based on tips 02:27:25.740 --> 02:27:30.680 And here's the problem of being a driver is it's based off tips and the tips are based off order price 02:27:30.680 --> 02:27:40.680 So if you're a fucking Georgia driver, you want people ordering like $80, $90 worth of food because then they're going to tip you, you know, you know, 15, 20 bucks. 02:27:40.680 --> 02:27:49.680 But most of the time you're going to be getting orders that are like $20, they're tipping five and you have to drive so many miles that you have to go there with increased gas prices. 02:27:49.680 --> 02:27:56.680 You're not breaking even, you're still profiting, but you're making like less than minimum wage in certain moments. 02:27:56.680 --> 02:27:58.680 You tip delivery drivers in the US? 02:27:58.680 --> 02:27:59.180 in the US? 02:27:59.180 --> 02:28:00.480 Yes. 02:28:00.480 --> 02:28:01.160 Yeah. 02:28:01.160 --> 02:28:04.240 If I order, I usually tip what I was recommended. 02:28:04.240 --> 02:28:06.880 So they have a sliding scale, where 02:28:06.880 --> 02:28:09.720 if you have a cheaper order, they try to get you, 02:28:09.720 --> 02:28:12.920 they recommend you to tip like 24% or something. 02:28:12.920 --> 02:28:14.360 But if your order is more expensive, 02:28:14.360 --> 02:28:16.360 then they get you to tip less. 02:28:16.360 --> 02:28:17.280 Why? 02:28:17.280 --> 02:28:21.520 Well, because it's like, if I order $150 of food, 02:28:21.520 --> 02:28:25.680 I'm not going to tip you $45 to deliver it. 02:28:25.680 --> 02:28:27.440 It's one bag. 02:28:27.440 --> 02:28:29.840 I'm going to tip you like 25, 30 bucks. 02:28:29.840 --> 02:28:32.520 Like, because you're, I'm giving you like, you know, 02:28:32.520 --> 02:28:34.640 money to deliver at fucking six miles, 02:28:34.640 --> 02:28:36.320 eight miles however far it is. 02:28:36.320 --> 02:28:39.520 But if I were to like a Chipotle burrito, 02:28:39.520 --> 02:28:41.720 I'm not going to tip you 10% 02:28:41.720 --> 02:28:43.680 because then you're getting like two bucks. 02:28:43.680 --> 02:28:45.520 I'm going to tip you like 10 bucks. 02:28:45.520 --> 02:28:48.400 So I'm basically paying for like half of the order. 02:28:48.400 --> 02:28:49.440 So they have that. 02:28:49.440 --> 02:28:50.440 If you've ever used it, 02:28:50.440 --> 02:28:52.880 which most people have 78% of Americans, 02:28:52.880 --> 02:28:55.040 you see they have a sliding scale and tip guesses. 02:28:55.040 --> 02:28:57.040 You get dog $30. Yeah 02:28:57.440 --> 02:29:02.140 Bro keep in mind. I I also do I I have my own 02:29:02.840 --> 02:29:05.480 You know opinions on tipping and I think in the US 02:29:05.480 --> 02:29:10.700 It's like a shitty situation where like people aren't getting paid because the business doesn't want to pay them 02:29:10.700 --> 02:29:16.080 So you they work off tips. So it's like, oh, well, if we don't tip them then we'll get paid later on like yeah 02:29:16.080 --> 02:29:21.000 If every single person stopped tipping people people would have to fucking up the pay of waitresses and waiters 02:29:21.000 --> 02:29:23.160 But that's not the system we live in so I always say just tip 02:29:23.160 --> 02:29:28.760 But I'm also in a situation that I tip more than the average person just because I make good money like man 02:29:28.760 --> 02:29:34.000 But I hate like I'm avagely tipping like 25% of the restaurant it tipping culture 02:29:34.000 --> 02:29:39.640 I just think going on a limb this early and saying it's a depressed like I'm giving people money like I see job 02:29:39.680 --> 02:29:46.080 But I'm not gonna stay because I'm like why am I being stingy high quarters all activity low quarters all 2026 02:29:46.080 --> 02:29:51.480 I mean great. I'm sure it's not what people are stoked to do but depressing. I'm not gonna put down someone for saying 02:29:51.480 --> 02:29:55.680 it's a depressing job. It was wrong. And for some, you're not Wilma Honey. Wilma 02:29:55.680 --> 02:29:59.620 Honey actually messaged me the other day and he said that he fucked with the 02:29:59.620 --> 02:30:03.800 sport he's been getting from you guys. So WU guys. It's a depressing job. Boom. 02:30:03.800 --> 02:30:07.360 Instacart with Wilma Honey is funny as fuck. He's an early pioneer in the food 02:30:07.360 --> 02:30:11.880 delivery service industry. Since its inception in 2012, both its customers and 02:30:11.880 --> 02:30:15.520 drivers have had less than ideal experiences. Recently, there has been a 02:30:15.520 --> 02:30:19.200 trend on TikTok of people saying they are now choosing to only have female 02:30:19.200 --> 02:30:24.720 Instacart drivers deliver their goods because male drivers keep messing up their orders one woman gave her driver a super simple list 02:30:24.720 --> 02:30:30.120 As if for one pack of toilet paper one pack of towels and one pack of chicken despite the app saying that the man 02:30:30.120 --> 02:30:33.780 Scanned a pack of chicken what she got was 240 red solo cups 02:30:39.000 --> 02:30:42.280 No, that's so funny now, no, that's so funny now 02:30:44.440 --> 02:30:46.440 That is fucking hilarious 02:30:46.440 --> 02:30:49.140 The 240 red sewing cups. 02:30:49.140 --> 02:30:52.180 Oh my God, you're gonna be playing Pong for like 10 years. 02:30:52.180 --> 02:30:53.020 A refund. 02:30:53.020 --> 02:30:53.860 You know what? 02:30:53.860 --> 02:30:56.860 In a situation like this though, 02:30:56.860 --> 02:30:58.940 do you not just think that I'm doing multiple jobs 02:30:58.940 --> 02:31:00.300 at one time and I gave you the wrong bag? 02:31:00.300 --> 02:31:01.660 I think that's what it is. 02:31:01.660 --> 02:31:05.620 Yeah, because they might have three bags in their back. 02:31:05.620 --> 02:31:07.340 They might have three bags in their back car 02:31:07.340 --> 02:31:08.540 and somebody ordered that 02:31:08.540 --> 02:31:10.940 and now some other dudes getting paper towels. 02:31:10.940 --> 02:31:11.780 You know what? 02:31:11.780 --> 02:31:12.620 Sorry. 02:31:12.620 --> 02:31:13.660 Oh my God. 02:31:13.660 --> 02:31:14.500 Wow. 02:31:14.500 --> 02:31:17.900 This woman wants toilet paper, paper towels, and chicken. 02:31:17.900 --> 02:31:19.420 She gets red solo cups. 02:31:19.420 --> 02:31:21.620 Meanwhile, there's a party full of people 02:31:21.620 --> 02:31:23.340 that are waiting on red solo cups 02:31:23.340 --> 02:31:24.660 to be able to play drinking games, 02:31:24.660 --> 02:31:27.840 and they just get like toilet paper and raw chicken. 02:31:29.900 --> 02:31:33.020 Don't worry guys, the red solo cups will be here any time. 02:31:33.020 --> 02:31:35.020 Sorry dude, but I'm not a feminist, 02:31:35.020 --> 02:31:37.340 and I like men a lot. 02:31:37.340 --> 02:31:38.180 A lot. 02:31:38.180 --> 02:31:40.540 And I think dude, if a man goofs up, 02:31:40.540 --> 02:31:42.620 you have to give him 75 chances. 02:31:42.620 --> 02:31:43.460 True. 02:31:43.460 --> 02:31:47.460 Women, uh, none. You have to be perfect at all times. 02:31:47.460 --> 02:31:51.620 In another instance, a mail shopper was tasked with getting a customer a tub of Neapolitan 02:31:51.620 --> 02:31:55.700 ice cream. After Clement didn't have the brand she wanted, he sent multiple blurry pictures 02:31:55.700 --> 02:32:01.140 of what they had only for it to be very clearly in stock. There's none. It's a fucking buffoon 02:32:01.140 --> 02:32:06.140 man. I know, I couldn't tell you. You were wearing Jerry's? No, the fuck to the left! 02:32:06.140 --> 02:32:09.420 I see the picture and your blurry picture, it's right to the left. 02:32:09.420 --> 02:32:18.420 Aren't there a lot of like grocery stores and shit now where like Uber Eats and DoorDash drivers, they don't even do the shopping. 02:32:18.420 --> 02:32:29.420 Like a worker at Walmart has the job of DoorDash and they fill the bags and then the worker just shows up and goes, I'm here for a blank, they pick up the bag and leave. 02:32:29.420 --> 02:32:30.420 Uh... 02:32:30.420 --> 02:32:32.420 That's the best system. 02:32:32.420 --> 02:32:35.420 Because then they're less likely to fuck it up. 02:32:35.420 --> 02:32:38.420 Because if a guy's job is to just fucking search for items, 02:32:38.420 --> 02:32:40.420 he knows the store, he knows where stuff is, 02:32:40.420 --> 02:32:41.420 it's quicker as well. 02:32:41.420 --> 02:32:42.420 Alright. 02:32:42.420 --> 02:32:43.420 Like, Wawa does that. 02:32:43.420 --> 02:32:44.420 Ben and Jerry's. 02:32:44.420 --> 02:32:45.420 How do you think that is, Nick? 02:32:45.420 --> 02:32:47.420 How do you think that's a gas station, though, but still? 02:32:47.420 --> 02:32:50.420 Have such a hard time grasping the grocery store mechanic. 02:32:50.420 --> 02:32:52.420 Well, they're not used to it. 02:32:52.420 --> 02:32:55.420 It's a foreign concept for men going grocery shopping. 02:32:55.420 --> 02:32:56.420 You go grocery shopping? 02:32:56.420 --> 02:32:57.420 Yeah, I get lost. 02:32:57.420 --> 02:33:02.460 Well, staying at an Airbnb in Miami, a group of girls ordered a long list of basic groceries 02:33:02.460 --> 02:33:04.660 and necessities for their upcoming stay. 02:33:04.660 --> 02:33:07.580 When the order was March's delivered, they expected to find it on the porch. 02:33:07.580 --> 02:33:11.140 When they opened the door, however, they found the driver simply tossed all the groceries, 02:33:11.140 --> 02:33:14.580 all of the picket fence and left. 02:33:14.580 --> 02:33:16.300 What are we not seeing though in this? 02:33:16.300 --> 02:33:17.300 What are we, what are we not saying? 02:33:17.300 --> 02:33:18.540 We're not having the full picture on his side. 02:33:18.540 --> 02:33:22.340 I bet you think he's just like, you know, whole ass grocery order, bro. 02:33:22.340 --> 02:33:23.340 Like I don't know. 02:33:23.340 --> 02:33:27.220 I think, I feel like there's like a level of, it's different if you're like, you have 02:33:27.220 --> 02:33:33.340 a disability or there's a reason you can't, but like, bro, why are we why are we doing 02:33:33.340 --> 02:33:41.420 an entire week's worth of food on DoorDash? Like, I'm just go to the grocery store. You 02:33:41.420 --> 02:33:44.380 know, I think it's different. Like it's a level of convenience where it's like, fuck, 02:33:44.380 --> 02:33:48.580 I don't have time. I'm gonna order, you know, I'm gonna order lunch. But like, just go to 02:33:48.580 --> 02:33:53.380 the grocery store. Just go to the grocery store. If you're getting fucking $300 worth 02:33:53.380 --> 02:33:56.740 a fucking turn off three hundred dollars like hundred and sixty bucks worth of groceries 02:33:57.780 --> 02:34:02.740 go to the grocery store chill and they're like no and that's what he just like whatever that's 02:34:02.740 --> 02:34:09.860 Ron yeah literally bro Ron no Ron doesn't grocery they don't grocery shop the the core guys just 02:34:09.860 --> 02:34:14.980 order all of their fucking food all the time on DoorDash I can't believe he did that he ordered 02:34:14.980 --> 02:34:21.540 a head of lettuce and that's it ahead of lettuce imagine being the DoorDash driver that delivered 02:34:21.540 --> 02:34:28.660 That's Ron yesterday. You you you pull up. Oh, I'm here for I'm here for this order. Oh, yeah, here you go 02:34:28.660 --> 02:34:33.060 It's just a bag of lettuce really unprofessional. I think it's more so they're 02:34:34.820 --> 02:34:37.060 You made him do it. I didn't make him do it 02:34:37.780 --> 02:34:40.900 That's really unprofessional. I think it's more so they're 02:34:43.380 --> 02:34:45.460 All right, where are you? He just drives by 02:34:46.180 --> 02:34:47.140 Throws out the window 02:34:47.140 --> 02:34:49.700 There's a lot of emotionally unstable people out there in the world, isn't there, Nick? 02:34:49.700 --> 02:34:54.500 That are driving uber and doordash driver. Yeah, like I said this video sponsored by fume 02:34:55.240 --> 02:34:57.240 Yo, I have had multiple 02:34:57.240 --> 02:35:02.020 Hold on I gotta fast forward I have had multiple instances where I've gotten in an uber 02:35:02.020 --> 02:35:07.000 I told you all about this the other day. I got in an uber XL. I order an uber XL 02:35:07.000 --> 02:35:10.220 I pay for an uber XL uber shows up in a van 02:35:10.220 --> 02:35:14.900 I go fuck. Yes, dude. We got enough space. We could all sprawl out open it up 02:35:14.900 --> 02:35:19.260 The back part is for fucking luggage. It's a fucking three-seater van 02:35:19.700 --> 02:35:23.980 And I'm like, hey, we ordered a new brax l the guy goes 02:35:26.580 --> 02:35:28.580 Literally 02:35:28.580 --> 02:35:32.280 So we get in we lap up right we got fucking 02:35:32.660 --> 02:35:39.740 Five people in a three-seater backseat a grown-ass motherfuckers and then one person in the front 02:35:39.740 --> 02:35:46.620 And the whole time I'm like this guy is like actually just breaking uber rules like he's he's picking up more expensive ubers 02:35:46.620 --> 02:35:49.940 when he doesn't have a car that fits that many people. 02:35:51.420 --> 02:35:52.740 Gave him a four star. 02:35:52.740 --> 02:35:54.660 You get your free view, Topper, with a journey back, 02:35:54.660 --> 02:35:56.220 thank you to you for sponsoring the video. 02:35:56.220 --> 02:35:58.380 Worst new rating I've ever given was a three star 02:35:58.380 --> 02:35:59.380 and it was because the guy was actually 02:35:59.380 --> 02:36:00.940 falling asleep at the wheel. 02:36:00.940 --> 02:36:04.420 I just feel bad. 02:36:04.420 --> 02:36:07.220 I gave a comment on that one, on both of them actually. 02:36:07.220 --> 02:36:09.820 The four star one, I was like, car was too small. 02:36:11.220 --> 02:36:15.180 The one dude, he was biting his finger to stay awake. 02:36:15.180 --> 02:36:22.180 It was like 1 AM, we Uber back and I get bro, you know, motherfuckers need to hustle and make money, but like, you're gonna kill someone. 02:36:22.180 --> 02:36:28.980 He was like swerving into the rumple strips and he was going like this, like biting his thumb to stay awake. 02:36:29.980 --> 02:36:31.380 Thank you! Thank you! 02:36:31.380 --> 02:36:32.380 Wow. 02:36:32.380 --> 02:36:34.380 People are justifiably fed up with me. 02:36:34.380 --> 02:36:44.880 Or there's one woman that drove me home one time, she drove me, Brooke, and someone else home from a bar and she had to be drunk. 02:36:44.880 --> 02:36:49.480 She was so talkative, slurring her words a little bit and just like, 02:36:50.980 --> 02:36:54.840 I don't know, like the way that she was, the way that she was acting. 02:36:54.840 --> 02:36:59.340 I was like, yeah, you have to be like a little tipsy, driving Uber right now. 02:36:59.340 --> 02:37:00.540 Hail Instacart drivers. 02:37:00.540 --> 02:37:02.080 And she's very social. 02:37:02.080 --> 02:37:03.640 It wasn't giving off that vibe. 02:37:03.640 --> 02:37:08.380 It was giving off, she had three glasses of wine and then said she would Uber a little bit. 02:37:08.380 --> 02:37:12.520 And are demanding that the company create an option to allow shoppers get out of the car 02:37:12.520 --> 02:37:15.200 Uh, and then wait for another Uber? 02:37:16.460 --> 02:37:20.620 "-To pick only female shoppers to guarantee their orders are done correctly." 02:37:20.620 --> 02:37:22.240 Listen up, sweeties." 02:37:22.240 --> 02:37:23.940 He said, hey, broads, listen up. 02:37:23.940 --> 02:37:26.960 I have a feeling that it's just people that are just doing the Insta-card. 02:37:26.960 --> 02:37:29.480 I think they're picking up too many jobs at one time. 02:37:29.480 --> 02:37:32.700 Also, are there probably more men that are doing this job than women? 02:37:32.700 --> 02:37:35.760 I feel like whenever I've ever had, I don't think I've ever had a female Door Dash person. 02:37:35.760 --> 02:37:37.440 That doesn't mean they don't exist, I'm just saying. 02:37:37.440 --> 02:37:39.760 No, I get female DoorDash people all the time. 02:37:39.760 --> 02:37:44.400 I feel like men Uber at a much higher rate. 02:37:44.400 --> 02:37:49.920 Like, if I have an Uber driver, there's like a 90% chance they're a guy. 02:37:49.920 --> 02:37:52.840 And that thinking about it now, it's usually a middle-aged man. 02:37:52.840 --> 02:37:55.680 My guess is men, if they don't have... 02:37:55.680 --> 02:37:57.360 It's usually a middle-aged man. 02:37:57.360 --> 02:38:02.960 It's usually a middle-aged man with lighting like this. 02:38:02.960 --> 02:38:05.160 And the photo of their face, just like... 02:38:07.440 --> 02:38:17.780 And they'll say and it'll be like it'll have like their interests. I love reading their bio 02:38:18.120 --> 02:38:24.080 That's like my funnest that's like the funnest thing for me. I click on them and it'll be like, oh this person's glittering 02:38:24.680 --> 02:38:29.400 knows English Spanish French whatever languages they know they're rating 02:38:29.640 --> 02:38:32.880 It's always funny when they have a shitty rating. I go. Oh, I'm in for a ride 02:38:33.280 --> 02:38:37.320 Dude cuz like anything below 90% means like people don't fuck with them 02:38:37.440 --> 02:38:42.660 And you'll see a guy will be like 84% fucking great. I'm like dude. He's not gonna get like fired 02:38:43.180 --> 02:38:45.180 It'll be like loves blank 02:38:45.500 --> 02:38:50.460 You gotta bring that up do that shit next time you hop into dover see their interests bring it up 02:38:51.940 --> 02:38:55.780 So I heard your your big fan of golf a 02:38:57.140 --> 02:39:02.180 Lot opportunities do you like either a door dash and then women got only I heard you love talking about 02:39:02.820 --> 02:39:04.820 TCG trading card games 02:39:07.440 --> 02:39:13.040 What did he say? 02:39:13.040 --> 02:39:16.440 He's D like Uber, DoorDash, and then women go to OnlyFans. 02:39:16.440 --> 02:39:22.600 Oh my god. 02:39:22.600 --> 02:39:25.200 What as like a side hustle? 02:39:25.200 --> 02:39:28.480 For the rest of the Instacart drivers that don't have this issue, it can be extremely 02:39:28.480 --> 02:39:30.680 challenging and dangerous. 02:39:30.680 --> 02:39:34.320 After receiving a regular order of groceries, a delivery driver walked up to a home and 02:39:34.320 --> 02:39:37.640 and was shot by a man that thought he was an intruder. 02:39:37.640 --> 02:39:38.960 What? Why? 02:39:38.960 --> 02:39:41.600 Why would you do that? 02:39:41.600 --> 02:39:43.520 My door dashers near. 02:39:43.520 --> 02:39:45.240 Did someone say Taco Bell? 02:39:45.240 --> 02:39:46.080 Oh my God. 02:39:46.080 --> 02:39:46.920 Who are you? 02:39:46.920 --> 02:39:48.240 Ah! 02:39:48.240 --> 02:39:50.960 You would sue for so much money though. 02:39:50.960 --> 02:39:52.280 You fucking forget that. 02:39:52.280 --> 02:39:54.160 Unless it's somebody in the house ordered it, 02:39:54.160 --> 02:39:55.640 it just seems like, I don't know. 02:39:55.640 --> 02:39:56.480 This is what happened. 02:39:56.480 --> 02:39:58.000 He told, one, you're also shooting a guy 02:39:58.000 --> 02:39:59.160 that didn't even intrude. 02:39:59.160 --> 02:40:00.680 He's just outside of your house. 02:40:00.680 --> 02:40:02.400 Well then, leave it at the door. 02:40:02.400 --> 02:40:03.240 The guy, no. 02:40:03.240 --> 02:40:08.200 What if a door dash drive I'll say this and I'll say this I'll stand by it for any reason if a door dash driver 02:40:08.280 --> 02:40:12.360 Open my door to set my stuff inside shoot him. Oh you open the door 02:40:15.440 --> 02:40:18.480 Yeah, I mean that's yeah, I don't know 02:40:19.440 --> 02:40:20.960 Bring it out loud 02:40:20.960 --> 02:40:25.040 Seems a bit except somebody opens the door. Yeah, that's yeah, you're getting blast 02:40:25.040 --> 02:40:28.880 So there's no reason a person should be opening my door to come inside my house 02:40:28.880 --> 02:40:30.640 I would assume that something bad was happening 02:40:30.640 --> 02:40:35.640 Was it- was it that situation or was it just a guy who was just like firing rounds through his front door? 02:40:35.640 --> 02:40:36.940 I'd get a riot shield. 02:40:36.940 --> 02:40:42.140 I'm gonna have the cod riot shield so I can walk up to my average DoorDash driver experience. 02:40:43.140 --> 02:40:47.440 Like you're a rainbow character. Just fucking like holding it down. 02:40:49.940 --> 02:40:53.940 What is that guy's name? Montag- Montag- Montagni? 02:40:54.240 --> 02:40:55.340 Just walk up to a front. 02:40:55.340 --> 02:40:56.340 Some shit, Monty. 02:40:56.340 --> 02:40:56.840 Door. 02:40:56.840 --> 02:41:02.800 It turns out that the man's wife placed the order and didn't tell her husband so when the motion detectors went off 02:41:02.800 --> 02:41:05.740 The husband spring into action and shot him with no hesitation 02:41:06.760 --> 02:41:09.800 No, the motion sensors does he do that with animals? 02:41:09.800 --> 02:41:12.840 How many times have you had a motion sensor go off like a raccoon all the time? 02:41:12.840 --> 02:41:16.240 Oh, and you forgot that you ordered that shit or you didn't check bro 02:41:16.440 --> 02:41:19.960 Like I think it'd be different if the guy was holding a weapon 02:41:20.160 --> 02:41:25.360 But like your motion sensors go off you spring up you're worried and then you see the guys holding a bag of fucking food 02:41:25.360 --> 02:41:27.360 That says fucking Chipotle 02:41:28.360 --> 02:41:35.460 I'm going oh all the time. That's what I bring on my gun. Exactly. That's why I fire aimlessly maybe maybe there's his wife ordered it still 02:41:35.880 --> 02:41:41.280 Would you not both chat before you shoot someone? Are you not checking? 02:41:41.680 --> 02:41:47.360 Like oh, he's just delivering food. They're a naughty raccoon. What others the infamous video 02:41:47.360 --> 02:41:49.720 We have to talk about even if you're like I didn't order food 02:41:49.720 --> 02:41:54.800 You're still probably gonna chat that video the guy doing that. This is my fucking neighborhood 02:41:54.800 --> 02:41:56.960 What a crazy, the edits have been so funny. 02:41:56.960 --> 02:41:59.880 I love the one where it's the, uh, no I'm not human or whatever, or... 02:41:59.880 --> 02:42:01.360 I feel like he'd be a DoorDash driver. 02:42:01.360 --> 02:42:04.720 I could see him with those little fat ass caterpillars under the first eyebrows, 02:42:04.720 --> 02:42:06.800 dropping off some fucking Popeyes or something. 02:42:06.800 --> 02:42:10.880 Whenever a customer places an order, they often feel entitled to have the driver do whatever it takes 02:42:10.880 --> 02:42:15.040 to get their groceries to their door no matter how ridiculous of a feat it may become. 02:42:15.040 --> 02:42:19.680 One shopper accepted in an unusual order a 4, 24 packs of water bottles, 02:42:19.680 --> 02:42:23.920 6, 12 packs of water bottles, and 7, 4 liters! 02:42:23.920 --> 02:42:31.120 Yeah, see, that's like fucked up because then you're making that Uber driver carry like a shitload of weight. 02:42:31.820 --> 02:42:33.720 And why are you ordering water? 02:42:33.720 --> 02:42:37.520 I've distilled water and 7.4 liters of mineral water. 02:42:37.520 --> 02:42:39.120 My God! 02:42:39.120 --> 02:42:41.220 When they reach the customers home, they request it. 02:42:41.220 --> 02:42:46.520 My lift is not working, just letting you know you have to deliver at my doorstep, my lift's 17.4. 02:42:49.320 --> 02:42:51.320 Alright, so this, he's just fucking with him. 02:42:51.320 --> 02:42:57.760 All right, you know my elevator doesn't work you have to carry you have to carry it fucking 140 gallons of water 02:42:58.720 --> 02:43:04.460 To my up to my fucking apartment. They carry all the water up 17 fight and I have to cancel its 22 water bottles 02:43:04.460 --> 02:43:07.720 74 it's a stairs because the elevator in the building you have to use stairs 02:43:07.720 --> 02:43:10.280 I want all the water bottles, please don't cancel my water bottles 02:43:10.280 --> 02:43:14.540 Otherwise I have to complain against against you. I don't think that there's a world where 02:43:15.080 --> 02:43:18.860 Door dash or uber eats is is siding with the customer here 02:43:18.860 --> 02:43:23.780 the fucking elevators broken he's requesting me to carry hundreds of 02:43:23.780 --> 02:43:28.220 pounds of stuff up 17 fucking flights of stairs to get a $6 tip 02:43:28.220 --> 02:43:32.940 building was broken news flash it's outside come do it yourself and in the 02:43:32.940 --> 02:43:37.740 end the customer canceled the job leading to the shoppers $8 payment being 02:43:37.740 --> 02:43:42.180 rescinded and increasing their overall cancellation rate that's fair eight bucks 02:43:42.180 --> 02:43:46.820 oh this is a depressing job oh my god besides driving people around Uber also 02:43:46.820 --> 02:43:49.040 offers a meal delivery service called Uber Eats 02:43:49.040 --> 02:43:51.140 that is notoriously terrible to work for. 02:43:51.140 --> 02:43:52.900 Like other food delivery service apps, 02:43:52.900 --> 02:43:54.960 they pay their workers very poorly. 02:43:54.960 --> 02:43:56.540 Because of this, some drivers come up 02:43:56.540 --> 02:43:58.240 with creative ways to earn better tips. 02:43:58.240 --> 02:44:00.840 Jade Phoenix was a full-time Uber Eats journey. 02:44:00.840 --> 02:44:05.840 The thing that I see not with Uber, whoa, Uber Feets girl. 02:44:06.260 --> 02:44:07.620 What? 02:44:07.620 --> 02:44:10.340 I was gonna say, not with Uber Eats, but with Uber, 02:44:10.340 --> 02:44:13.780 the thing that I've seen is somebody picks you up, 02:44:13.780 --> 02:44:18.380 You usually go, hey, the driver will go, hey, 02:44:18.380 --> 02:44:19.380 I'm going to drive you here. 02:44:19.380 --> 02:44:22.020 If you want to ride back, here's my number. 02:44:22.020 --> 02:44:25.860 Call me and just pay me cash, right? 02:44:25.860 --> 02:44:27.940 And then they'll get the full amount. 02:44:27.940 --> 02:44:29.660 And I've done that, right? 02:44:29.660 --> 02:44:30.900 And that's a little sketchy. 02:44:30.900 --> 02:44:33.380 Like, I'm a guy, so it's a little bit different. 02:44:33.380 --> 02:44:34.740 I'm not as nervous with it. 02:44:34.740 --> 02:44:36.740 But it's like, the guy drives me. 02:44:36.740 --> 02:44:37.580 It's $40. 02:44:37.580 --> 02:44:40.060 He's making like 20 of it, because Uber's just 02:44:40.060 --> 02:44:41.260 taking a huge cut. 02:44:41.260 --> 02:44:43.140 And he'll be like, hey, I'm going to be in the area. 02:44:43.140 --> 02:44:47.420 You need me in fucking four hours call me and then I'll just come pick you up and 02:44:48.020 --> 02:44:53.220 So that's usually like a better move ever who claimed is then they're getting they're getting more of the money 02:44:53.220 --> 02:45:00.740 Find a sir's pocketing it grit method for raking in and same tips on literally any kind of order when dropping off people's food and snapping a picture 02:45:00.740 --> 02:45:04.020 To the confirm the order she would purposely include her feet in the pictures 02:45:04.020 --> 02:45:11.220 She there is no way that she's getting more fucking money from that claims her tip significantly increased after she began this new strategy 02:45:11.220 --> 02:45:17.320 She even received additional money on top of the tip after she's sitting in the original picture you got way more than expected 02:45:17.580 --> 02:45:19.580 $29.68 02:45:19.740 --> 02:45:22.700 Do people like do girls like men's feet men with feet? 02:45:22.740 --> 02:45:28.760 It's what what psychologically what it what is that would lower it dude some dude fucking whips out his dogs 02:45:28.760 --> 02:45:34.020 Hairy ass fucking feet man. Just in the photo dirty as shit long-ass toenails 02:45:34.020 --> 02:45:39.580 Oh, what is that? What is the feet obsession? I don't know. That's something I will never understand 02:45:39.580 --> 02:45:42.860 Maybe we tried doing a foot video and it got demonetized or something. 02:45:42.860 --> 02:45:47.860 That's the thumbnail. 02:45:47.860 --> 02:45:50.580 If for whatever reason you want to watch it, it's on Patreon. 02:45:50.580 --> 02:45:52.580 You don't get some kind of conspiracy happening. 02:45:52.580 --> 02:45:53.580 You know what I mean? 02:45:53.580 --> 02:45:55.580 Even like, yeah, big YouTube, whatever. 02:45:55.580 --> 02:45:56.580 It's just like... 02:45:56.580 --> 02:46:01.220 It's not just the customers that are creepy horn dogs, but the drivers as well. 02:46:01.220 --> 02:46:05.100 After ordering food, a woman in the UK began receiving creepy messages from her delivery 02:46:05.100 --> 02:46:06.100 driver. 02:46:06.100 --> 02:46:08.780 She was being asked if she was home alone or if she was married. 02:46:08.780 --> 02:46:13.220 When the woman said she was taken, the driver began begging her to leave him so he could hook up with her. 02:46:13.220 --> 02:46:14.860 Leave her, baby! 02:46:14.860 --> 02:46:19.740 The man got so desperate that he began offering as much as 10,000 pounds! 02:46:20.240 --> 02:46:22.080 He doesn't even know what the woman looks like. 02:46:23.080 --> 02:46:28.900 He's just offering a random woman off her name alone, fucking 10K to break up with her boyfriend. 02:46:28.900 --> 02:46:32.120 For her to break up with her boyfriend, there's no way the pussy could have been that good. 02:46:32.120 --> 02:46:33.760 UK pussy? You kidding me? 02:46:33.760 --> 02:46:34.260 Oh man. 02:46:34.260 --> 02:46:35.980 Well, I thought I thought I could leave them. 02:46:35.980 --> 02:46:36.920 What the heck? I thought I could... 02:46:36.920 --> 02:46:39.360 I thought I could leave the Chris at the door. 02:46:39.360 --> 02:46:41.260 10,000 pounds, mom. 02:46:41.260 --> 02:46:42.120 Hang on, I'll see. 02:46:42.120 --> 02:46:43.820 It shows you their profile. 02:46:43.820 --> 02:46:44.700 Yeah, but you're pro... 02:46:44.700 --> 02:46:46.260 They're not gonna be able to see you. 02:46:46.260 --> 02:46:47.800 They want me to do! 02:46:47.800 --> 02:46:49.600 Well, looking to the driver's account to report him, 02:46:49.600 --> 02:46:53.400 she found it even creepier that he's in 82% satisfaction rate, 02:46:53.400 --> 02:46:55.440 which I was telling you, below 90%. 02:46:55.440 --> 02:46:58.040 His listed reasons for delivering was hashing. 02:46:58.040 --> 02:47:01.140 I will say I've had a driver after delivering my thing 02:47:01.140 --> 02:47:02.680 be like, I'd love her videos. 02:47:02.680 --> 02:47:03.880 I say, oh, thanks man. 02:47:03.880 --> 02:47:05.800 And then it's the thing of, you wanna hang. 02:47:05.800 --> 02:47:06.720 Shit like that. 02:47:06.720 --> 02:47:07.720 God, that's creepy. 02:47:07.720 --> 02:47:09.440 That's so fucking weird. 02:47:09.440 --> 02:47:11.120 That is so fucking weird. 02:47:11.120 --> 02:47:11.720 Exactly. 02:47:11.720 --> 02:47:12.360 Understood. 02:47:13.720 --> 02:47:16.200 Oh my god, bro delivers your food, you wanna hang out? 02:47:16.200 --> 02:47:17.640 No, fuck off, you weirdo. 02:47:19.480 --> 02:47:20.320 Don't ever do that. 02:47:20.320 --> 02:47:21.040 Don't ever if you- 02:47:21.040 --> 02:47:22.320 Oh, that's so weird. 02:47:22.320 --> 02:47:24.600 Oh my god, that's so weird. 02:47:24.600 --> 02:47:26.840 Bro, that or you need somebody in public, 02:47:26.840 --> 02:47:30.080 they'll be like, bro, we should hang out sometime. 02:47:30.080 --> 02:47:32.080 Ohhhh. 02:47:32.080 --> 02:47:34.080 I've gotten that like twice, ever. 02:47:34.080 --> 02:47:36.080 And I awkwardly have to go. 02:47:36.080 --> 02:47:39.080 Nah man, I'm sorry man. I don't really know you. 02:47:39.080 --> 02:47:42.080 I don't really know you, bro. 02:47:42.080 --> 02:47:44.080 But we should smoke together sometime. 02:47:44.080 --> 02:47:47.080 No, I think I'll pass, man. I have no idea who the fuck you are. 02:47:47.080 --> 02:47:50.080 Don't ever con- There's no reason to contact me or anyone ever. 02:47:50.080 --> 02:47:53.080 Or like that girl. Let's just say, let's just get me out of this, that girl. 02:47:53.080 --> 02:47:57.080 If it's a girl now just being like, you know how hard it is for someone just to be like, 02:47:57.080 --> 02:48:00.080 No, no, I have no idea how you're going to react to that. 02:48:00.080 --> 02:48:00.620 You know what I mean? 02:48:00.620 --> 02:48:01.220 No idea. 02:48:01.220 --> 02:48:03.180 You've been around me when there's been people. 02:48:03.180 --> 02:48:05.820 So it's always a risk because we've had a lot of we won't go into details. 02:48:05.820 --> 02:48:10.660 We've had a lot of people that are that, bro, or more often the weird. 02:48:10.820 --> 02:48:13.020 The it's weirder when they're like, yo, you want to hang out? 02:48:13.020 --> 02:48:16.520 But sometimes it's like, yeah, I respect the hustle, but like, I'll meet somebody. 02:48:16.820 --> 02:48:19.720 They'll be like, yo, I actually like I actually do social media. 02:48:19.720 --> 02:48:20.620 Could you like follow me? 02:48:20.620 --> 02:48:22.620 We can lie. 02:48:22.620 --> 02:48:32.340 Hey buddy, I'm trying to like you know eat my food right now and you're asking me to follow you in collab 02:48:32.340 --> 02:48:34.340 I think I think I'd rather not 02:48:34.700 --> 02:48:40.860 And I'm not like and then I come off as a dick, but I'm like no like I'm out dude 02:48:40.860 --> 02:48:45.860 It'll be like I'm out with Brooke eating you walk up to me while we're at the table 02:48:46.420 --> 02:48:51.540 Interrupt the dinner, which is a little odd. You know, I think you should wait if I'm being honest 02:48:51.540 --> 02:48:53.100 I don't care if people recognize me. 02:48:53.100 --> 02:48:56.700 I love being able to talk to fans, but it's like if I'm clearly on a date, 02:48:57.020 --> 02:48:58.940 I'm talking to my girlfriend. 02:48:58.940 --> 02:49:02.900 You're kind of breaking that space, which is odd, right? 02:49:03.500 --> 02:49:04.700 Especially if we're eating. 02:49:04.700 --> 02:49:06.460 There's been times where I'm actively eating. 02:49:06.460 --> 02:49:11.340 They walk up to me and then like on top of that to be like, hey, can you follow me? 02:49:15.500 --> 02:49:16.940 Let's just say passion, passion. 02:49:16.940 --> 02:49:18.420 Some drivers on these delivery apps. 02:49:18.420 --> 02:49:24.620 Or the worst is when like dude there's a level of like respect to where it's like hey, can I get a picture? 02:49:25.300 --> 02:49:29.120 99% of people hey, can I get a photo? Yeah, sure 1% of people 02:49:30.140 --> 02:49:32.140 Yo 02:49:33.220 --> 02:49:35.220 Dude, I love your shit 02:49:37.400 --> 02:49:44.980 What are you fucking doing man, like I mean that's just like being weird like just like there 02:49:44.980 --> 02:49:48.140 Walk up and be like, hey, can I film you? 02:49:48.140 --> 02:49:50.740 Can we do a video, blah, blah, blah? 02:49:50.740 --> 02:49:52.340 Like, can I take a picture? 02:49:52.340 --> 02:49:53.140 You're ungrateful. 02:49:53.140 --> 02:49:53.700 It's not ungrateful. 02:49:53.700 --> 02:49:54.860 It's just fucking rude. 02:49:54.860 --> 02:49:57.580 If you see that as ungrateful, I know you're probably 02:49:57.580 --> 02:50:00.020 rage-baiting, but anyone that sees that as ungrateful 02:50:00.020 --> 02:50:03.140 genuinely unfollow me, because the level of unawareness 02:50:03.140 --> 02:50:06.620 you have of just like social boundaries 02:50:06.620 --> 02:50:08.340 is fucking unreal. 02:50:08.340 --> 02:50:09.940 If you're going to walk up to somebody 02:50:09.940 --> 02:50:13.500 that you recognize already filming and be like, oh, dude, 02:50:13.500 --> 02:50:17.380 What's up, man? You're putting on some animated persona, right? Like fuck off 02:50:18.380 --> 02:50:25.460 I've to use them to cheat people out of free food in 2025 one man placed an order and saw that his driver was parked just down the street 02:50:25.460 --> 02:50:29.780 When he asked why his food and had been delivered his driver said it was because his car had broken down 02:50:29.780 --> 02:50:33.780 He didn't tell the customer that he should just be probably just refunded not believing a word 02:50:33.780 --> 02:50:36.540 He said there was one guy when I was in Key West, bro 02:50:36.540 --> 02:50:40.940 One guy I was in QS use the chillest dude ever. He wasn't weird. I see him 02:50:40.940 --> 02:50:47.500 He goes, yo, why are you in Key West or you're filming a video? That's awesome. Hey, man. Could I get a hug? I went sure 02:50:48.660 --> 02:50:52.000 Hugged him gapped him up dipped right 02:50:52.620 --> 02:50:56.900 He was like I fucking love your videos, man. You've got me through a lot. I'm like, I appreciate that 02:50:56.900 --> 02:51:01.700 It was a nice interaction. That's not weird. Now if he had walked up to me and been like 02:51:03.220 --> 02:51:05.220 Puts his arm around me. Oh 02:51:05.220 --> 02:51:10.580 He said the man got on his bike rode down the street to find who's Uber each driver 02:51:10.580 --> 02:51:13.740 sitting in his car coming down on his food. 02:51:13.740 --> 02:51:15.540 See that's why I could never be one of these. 02:51:15.540 --> 02:51:19.020 I could never be one of these delivery drivers because I know I just see their order but 02:51:19.020 --> 02:51:21.620 you know or go to some place and I'm like what is this place, get it. 02:51:21.620 --> 02:51:22.620 That's what I did. 02:51:22.620 --> 02:51:26.020 I'm going to go back and get her. 02:51:26.020 --> 02:51:29.580 The customer confirmed the driver only for him to be left speechless before peeling out 02:51:29.580 --> 02:51:30.580 in a panic. 02:51:30.580 --> 02:51:31.580 That's a good way to choke though. 02:51:31.580 --> 02:51:36.020 He said his car broke down, so tracked my order to find him again. 02:51:36.020 --> 02:51:40.900 Speechless before peeling out in a panic, that's a good way to choke though. 02:51:40.900 --> 02:51:44.580 At multiple restaurants around the world, you can find signs banning delivery drivers 02:51:44.580 --> 02:51:46.780 and from using the bathroom. 02:51:46.780 --> 02:51:50.540 This obviously upset a lot of drivers who pointed out that it's actually against companies 02:51:50.540 --> 02:51:55.340 agreement with these restaurants as Uber requires them to give drivers access to their bathrooms, 02:51:55.340 --> 02:51:56.340 okay? 02:51:56.340 --> 02:51:57.340 Yeah, I don't think that's odd. 02:51:57.340 --> 02:51:59.820 If you're an Uber Eats driver, you should be able to take a fucking pass. 02:51:59.820 --> 02:52:04.700 Different of you're like, oh, I'm gonna fucking sponge bath myself in the McDonald's bathroom, but it's like, hey 02:52:04.740 --> 02:52:07.660 I'm here to pick up an order by the way, can I fucking piss real quick? 02:52:07.980 --> 02:52:13.180 Assholes and many don't care and can you to enforce the ban meaning many drivers are forced to make frequent pit stops 02:52:13.180 --> 02:52:18.740 It even piss in bottles trucker style. I mean come on do that. It's not a gas station. That's not that big of a deal 02:52:18.740 --> 02:52:21.980 Is it it's not on my rap? What's an average interaction with a fan? 02:52:23.300 --> 02:52:25.300 on a fan 02:52:29.820 --> 02:52:43.420 And now I'm me. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Dude. I watch you all the time. I go, oh, really? 02:52:43.420 --> 02:52:46.580 That's awesome. You know, I love your YouTube videos. I was watching you two days ago. Can 02:52:46.580 --> 02:52:51.980 I get a picture? Yeah. Take a picture. Tap them up. Have a good day. That's it. Regular 02:52:51.980 --> 02:52:56.940 interaction, right? But see, you have 100 interactions. You're bound to have like three 02:52:56.940 --> 02:53:03.100 are four that are just weird. Okay, the common awkward interaction is they go for a fist bump, 02:53:03.100 --> 02:53:09.420 I go for a dap up or vice versa. And then we hit the awkward switch. And then it's like, ah, 02:53:11.660 --> 02:53:17.500 out. I'm here to pick up the food. Why can't I fucking piss and you're meeting a fan annoy you? 02:53:17.500 --> 02:53:23.340 No, it doesn't annoy me meeting a fan. It annoys me when they stare at me from 50 yards away for 02:53:23.340 --> 02:53:25.420 for an extended period of time because either A, 02:53:25.420 --> 02:53:26.940 they're not sure that it's me or B, 02:53:26.940 --> 02:53:28.660 they're just too scared to walk up to me, 02:53:28.660 --> 02:53:30.020 especially if they're in a group 02:53:30.020 --> 02:53:31.700 and they're all kind of hovering around each other 02:53:31.700 --> 02:53:33.860 and just constantly looking up and staring at me. 02:53:33.860 --> 02:53:36.340 It like ruins the potential for me to have a fun time 02:53:36.340 --> 02:53:38.020 if I'm like out and doing something nice 02:53:38.020 --> 02:53:41.180 because they're kind of just like stalking me from afar, 02:53:41.180 --> 02:53:42.540 like just walk up to me. 02:53:42.540 --> 02:53:45.380 And so what I've done now is if I'm sure, 02:53:45.380 --> 02:53:47.700 I've gotten pretty good at like, if I see them, 02:53:47.700 --> 02:53:48.940 I know they know who I am 02:53:48.940 --> 02:53:51.100 because there's like a certain stare they give. 02:53:51.100 --> 02:53:53.460 So I just break that so I don't have to deal with that. 02:53:53.460 --> 02:53:57.820 And I walk up to them and I go, do you know who I am? 02:53:57.820 --> 02:53:59.420 And I've never had nobody. 02:53:59.420 --> 02:54:03.780 I've never had somebody yet go, no, because it's pretty obvious. 02:54:03.780 --> 02:54:09.580 Like they're going staring at the phone, staring at me. 02:54:09.580 --> 02:54:10.540 So I just walk up to them. 02:54:10.540 --> 02:54:11.580 I go, you know me. 02:54:11.580 --> 02:54:12.900 And they go, yeah. 02:54:12.900 --> 02:54:14.180 I go, thank fuck. 02:54:14.180 --> 02:54:16.220 I usually go, I usually go, I'm sorry. 02:54:16.220 --> 02:54:19.260 I'm just trying to break like the awkward. 02:54:19.260 --> 02:54:21.220 I want to piss in your toilet. 02:54:21.220 --> 02:54:23.740 I think there's one time I pop a Murphy's I let. 02:54:23.740 --> 02:54:26.060 That's ego, bro, it's not ego. 02:54:26.060 --> 02:54:28.340 When I'm getting followed around a grocery store 02:54:28.340 --> 02:54:29.900 for fucking 20 minutes. 02:54:29.900 --> 02:54:30.960 One person used the bat. 02:54:30.960 --> 02:54:34.700 They're tailing me from like the back end of the aisle. 02:54:34.700 --> 02:54:35.540 Bathroom is. 02:54:35.540 --> 02:54:38.540 You're not, you don't have the same shopping list as me, pal. 02:54:38.540 --> 02:54:39.540 Huge mistake. 02:54:39.540 --> 02:54:40.540 Just walk up to me. 02:54:40.540 --> 02:54:42.220 Toward up to the fucking decimated. 02:54:42.220 --> 02:54:43.060 Yeah, you can't man. 02:54:43.060 --> 02:54:44.140 It's like a zombie outbreak. 02:54:44.140 --> 02:54:46.060 You can't let one in and inspect the whole thing. 02:54:46.060 --> 02:54:48.180 To me, I think everybody needs one. 02:54:48.180 --> 02:54:52.340 Well, listen, there's a lot of people who take, who shit themselves or piss themselves and it's just out of their control. 02:54:52.340 --> 02:54:58.740 I'm sick, you know, food poor, I mean, the only time I've ever denied people of taking a photo was when I've, I've been in a hurry. 02:54:59.340 --> 02:55:05.900 Like, there was one literally while I was coming back from the trip with Jack, there were two guys that recognized me. 02:55:05.900 --> 02:55:10.660 I'm literally walking to my gate. They're actively boarding. They go, Cho bar, I go, yeah, bro, what's up? 02:55:11.060 --> 02:55:18.140 And I just keep walking. And I'm like, fuck, I know they wanted to talk to me, but like, I had to get on my plane, you know. 02:55:18.180 --> 02:55:21.940 So it's like shit like that. It's like I feel bad because I'm like oh damn they probably thought I was annoyed 02:55:22.340 --> 02:55:25.540 But like I'm not annoyed. I just like I got a death. Who knows what happened, right? 02:55:25.540 --> 02:55:28.180 I think these are growing moments in a man's life. I don't know about women 02:55:28.180 --> 02:55:31.700 I don't know what it's like wearing a thong and shitting yourself. I mean that must be that must be a giant 02:55:31.700 --> 02:55:36.660 That must be a crazy feeling shitting yourself with a thong on splitting them up fuck her right down the middle as it comes out 02:55:36.900 --> 02:55:39.060 I don't know. I can't tell you but I will say that I think 02:55:40.420 --> 02:55:44.500 You should shit yourself a couple times your life. I think everyone needs to shit their pants at least once 02:55:44.500 --> 02:55:48.840 It would be very humbling, very humbling to shit your pants, especially as a grown person. 02:55:48.840 --> 02:55:53.440 I would say a couple, because the first time you're like, who on a fluke, and then the second time it really ground you. 02:55:53.440 --> 02:55:58.640 Not again. Not again. That's the exact fucking... 02:55:58.640 --> 02:56:06.240 Yeah, but then you're prepared, then you know, and it's preparing you for when you're potentially old and incontinent, and then you just shit your pants constantly. 02:56:06.240 --> 02:56:12.440 If you think that you're a big man, and you shit yourself for like the second or third time, it's gonna humble you real quick, because it does a Godfairy man now. 02:56:12.440 --> 02:56:18.140 But what if it's the opposite though? What if it turns you into like a, I don't give a shit now, that I'm like, I'm shitting my pants. 02:56:18.140 --> 02:56:21.140 They were doomed to fail. It could have been, it was either this or heroin. 02:56:21.140 --> 02:56:25.140 Oh dang, on hard drugs, or just becoming like a diaper play guy. That's what I think. 02:56:25.140 --> 02:56:31.140 Incontinence? Yeah, incontinence. The inability to hold your own bodily fluids. 02:56:33.740 --> 02:56:37.340 Incompetent. No, incompetent is somebody that's stupid. 02:56:37.340 --> 02:56:43.340 Incontinence is the inability to hold your urine or poop. 02:56:43.340 --> 02:56:44.340 Or maybe just shit some stuff. 02:56:44.340 --> 02:56:47.340 You have that? No, but a lot of old people have that. 02:56:47.340 --> 02:56:49.340 I don't know. It's gonna get his ass kicked a lot. 02:56:49.340 --> 02:56:50.340 There's always so much time. 02:56:50.340 --> 02:56:51.340 I have that. 02:56:51.340 --> 02:56:53.340 But I'll let you know I've had to pee for the last three minutes 02:56:53.340 --> 02:56:56.340 and I'm waiting for a segment where I'm able to go run to the bathroom in this video. 02:56:56.340 --> 02:56:58.340 So, let's lock back in. 02:56:58.340 --> 02:57:01.340 It's that people will have until they're just like, you reek of shit. 02:57:01.340 --> 02:57:02.340 I'm gonna beat you up. 02:57:02.340 --> 02:57:03.340 Which is what will happen. It will. 02:57:03.340 --> 02:57:04.340 I'll beat you up, Chris. 02:57:04.340 --> 02:57:05.340 Yeah! 02:57:05.340 --> 02:57:09.500 If a guy's sitting there and he purposely, cuz after a while, you're gonna think your shit doesn't stink. 02:57:09.500 --> 02:57:12.700 And vice versa, where one, you're like, I can't even tell. 02:57:12.700 --> 02:57:16.500 But then two, you're gonna sit there and be like, oh, I pooped myself so much, I'm unstoppable with it. 02:57:16.500 --> 02:57:17.820 What are they gonna do to me? Right? 02:57:17.820 --> 02:57:20.680 And if a guy's sitting there and he's like, do you just shit your pants and he's like, look at me do. 02:57:21.500 --> 02:57:22.000 Yep. 02:57:22.000 --> 02:57:23.900 You're gonna get, someone's gonna kick your ass. 02:57:23.900 --> 02:57:27.900 Nah, nobody's fighting a dude that just shit his pants. That's gonna be so awkward. 02:57:28.260 --> 02:57:31.440 Like, you'd be annoyed, but you're just gonna walk away, dude. He's a biohazard. 02:57:31.440 --> 02:57:35.480 You're telling me some guy flat out tells you he shit his pants and you're gonna fucking get closer and fight him? 02:57:35.480 --> 02:57:36.480 Hell no. 02:57:36.920 --> 02:57:38.840 Hell no. There are people like that though. 02:57:39.080 --> 02:57:40.960 Brooks told me stories when she used to be a waitress. 02:57:40.960 --> 02:57:45.280 There would be like old men that would be getting really drunk at the table and just pissing themselves on the stool. 02:57:45.720 --> 02:57:47.400 There would be like puddles of water under them. 02:57:47.400 --> 02:57:48.760 They'd be like, oh, we'll mop that up. 02:57:49.080 --> 02:57:51.200 And then by the third time they're like, that's pissed. 02:57:51.200 --> 02:57:53.640 And they tell the guy and he goes, oh, sorry, I won't do it again. 02:57:53.880 --> 02:57:56.240 Stands up his fucking piss all over his body. 02:57:56.920 --> 02:57:59.080 I don't know why. I wasn't thinking of straight peeing himself. 02:57:59.080 --> 02:58:00.640 Dude, there's a bathroom 10 feet over there. 02:58:00.640 --> 02:58:04.400 Start shooting yourself. You just get up all your hair. Yeah, James for the five 02:58:04.400 --> 02:58:08.120 Go through a breakup ship it out of the Air Force at 18 days. Well, thank you for your service, man 02:58:08.120 --> 02:58:10.120 I'm sorry you're going through a breakup, dude. I hope you're all right 02:58:10.360 --> 02:58:16.260 Step and Tyler with the sub hero Ben Allison Indra hero King of Fida Harry Andre R. Do 02:58:17.080 --> 02:58:22.980 Armin Prince Kuta here Harvey for the sub I came to the sub I think of the three my main account got banned. I 02:58:24.000 --> 02:58:29.960 I said that about video about a China's about spelled it wrong. I wasn't even trying to be racist 02:58:30.640 --> 02:58:43.640 Yeah, you were trying to spell the city, John King, and you spelled it not that way. 02:58:43.640 --> 02:58:44.640 I unbanned you. 02:58:44.640 --> 02:58:49.040 Daddy and Foxy for the sub world of the three, made you in Tomodachi Life, you and Gojah 02:58:49.040 --> 02:58:50.040 are dating. 02:58:50.040 --> 02:58:53.040 LaVar and Gomo for the sub, me and Gojah are dating. 02:58:53.040 --> 02:58:56.160 Leon and Itz for the sub, Tim and Mr. for the sub. 02:58:56.160 --> 02:58:59.160 Grab it even though three, when I graduate, comps, I'd agree, can't find a job, can you 02:58:59.160 --> 02:59:01.440 BB for the sun, it's thank you for the five. 02:59:01.440 --> 02:59:03.080 So Army, Army station in Alaska, 02:59:03.080 --> 02:59:04.920 could I hear your take on the Army in military? 02:59:04.920 --> 02:59:07.040 What do you mean by take on the Army in military? 02:59:07.040 --> 02:59:08.360 I mean, I don't support war in general, 02:59:08.360 --> 02:59:09.400 but I've always said I'm thankful 02:59:09.400 --> 02:59:11.040 of the people that defend our country. 02:59:11.040 --> 02:59:13.320 Like, whenever a chatter is like, 02:59:13.320 --> 02:59:14.160 hey, I'm in the military, 02:59:14.160 --> 02:59:15.720 I always try to say like, thank you for your service 02:59:15.720 --> 02:59:17.600 because I think that's just like a respectable thing to do. 02:59:17.600 --> 02:59:20.200 Like being able to have to do that, sign a contract 02:59:20.200 --> 02:59:22.380 and you know, live somewhere completely foreign 02:59:22.380 --> 02:59:25.520 for four or five years is like, so respectable. 02:59:25.520 --> 02:59:26.480 You know what I mean? 02:59:26.480 --> 02:59:28.800 Like I, just because I don't support war 02:59:28.800 --> 02:59:32.240 doesn't mean I don't support veterans and people in the military. 02:59:32.240 --> 02:59:34.600 You know what I mean? 02:59:34.600 --> 02:59:37.080 Matt, thank you for the three. 02:59:37.080 --> 02:59:38.440 Thank you for the good content, man. 02:59:38.440 --> 02:59:39.840 Got dumped with the stream and me smile. 02:59:39.840 --> 02:59:40.840 I'm sorry you got dumped, man. 02:59:40.840 --> 02:59:44.360 Key and Nat, for the sub, Ethan for the three. 02:59:44.360 --> 02:59:45.720 And Matt for the sub. 02:59:45.720 --> 02:59:46.360 All right, yo, chat. 02:59:46.360 --> 02:59:47.520 I have to piss so bad. 02:59:47.520 --> 02:59:48.640 You guys need to count me down. 02:59:48.640 --> 02:59:50.000 I'm sorry. 02:59:50.000 --> 02:59:52.200 Oh my god. 02:59:52.200 --> 02:59:54.960 I have to piss so fucking bad. 02:59:54.960 --> 02:59:55.880 Find a song. 03:00:58.800 --> 03:01:24.800 No, that would be, uh, 03:01:24.800 --> 03:01:31.660 I saw your message that I would I I believe that that's not what he was trying to say because Chong King if 03:01:31.940 --> 03:01:34.420 He spelled that it could auto correct 03:01:35.880 --> 03:01:39.400 Potentially, I don't know like I would take the I would say the benefit of the doubt there 03:01:42.320 --> 03:01:44.820 Because we did watch a video about Chong King I 03:01:45.500 --> 03:01:50.760 Take both sides. Yeah, no, I I said that's his only strike. That's what I'm saying 03:01:50.760 --> 03:01:55.560 It's like if he's been a sub for nine months, and he spelled that wrong like 03:01:56.320 --> 03:01:57.880 Yeah 03:01:57.880 --> 03:02:01.320 Invis and Matt for the sub James of the three. I don't think it's like he's yeah 03:02:01.320 --> 03:02:06.400 It was a valid band, but like I get his reasoning. Sorry. I'm banned them. All right lock in 03:02:06.680 --> 03:02:09.840 Apecia you get you revert back to baby. Is that why Jacob lost his hair? 03:02:09.840 --> 03:02:10.680 I 03:02:10.680 --> 03:02:15.840 Who knows dude who fucking knows that guy it's struck by lightning. You know it struck by lightning when it was like 19 03:02:15.840 --> 03:02:18.480 That's where he started losing his hair. So I was a social god 03:02:18.480 --> 03:02:23.620 That's like a super hero usually get powers from that but not him some of your team push-ups 03:02:23.620 --> 03:02:25.120 I'll do it after this video 03:02:25.120 --> 03:02:30.960 Not him he I think he's actually he used to be Jake also used to be like six foot they tell you that legitimately 03:02:30.960 --> 03:02:34.600 He used to be six feet tall. No, I swear to God. He's the six. He's like he's shrunk 03:02:34.600 --> 03:02:39.720 I'm not even joking. He's taller than me like for the longest time. I'm not even fucking with you. I'm telling you 03:02:39.720 --> 03:02:44.300 Cuz I'm like I'm like how tall how tall yeah, but if you get fucking struck by lightning is that gonna that's not gonna 03:02:44.300 --> 03:02:46.740 to spark you losing your hair and shrinking. 03:02:46.740 --> 03:02:47.940 Oh my, like six what? 03:02:47.940 --> 03:02:49.700 I legitimately, he was like a little taller than me. 03:02:49.700 --> 03:02:50.620 You know, shorter than me. 03:02:50.620 --> 03:02:52.860 You tell me, my fuck got struck by lightning 03:02:52.860 --> 03:02:54.820 and his whole life just took a right turn. 03:02:54.820 --> 03:02:57.580 Would you be fair statistically, the anomaly of that? 03:02:57.580 --> 03:02:58.620 I mean, I don't know. 03:02:58.620 --> 03:02:59.460 Who fucking knows? 03:02:59.460 --> 03:03:00.300 I don't know. 03:03:00.300 --> 03:03:01.540 Even the robots that Uber employees 03:03:01.540 --> 03:03:02.900 are being targeted and destroyed. 03:03:02.900 --> 03:03:05.020 In Philadelphia, both restaurants and residents 03:03:05.020 --> 03:03:06.340 were excited about Uber's plan 03:03:06.340 --> 03:03:08.220 to deploy delivery robots in the city, 03:03:08.220 --> 03:03:10.140 but some angry citizens had other plans. 03:03:10.140 --> 03:03:12.060 Which dude, fucking c**k, you're pretty excited. 03:03:12.060 --> 03:03:14.980 Yeah, or, well, if that happens, 03:03:14.980 --> 03:03:17.900 if you have like a delivery, a delivery bot, 03:03:17.900 --> 03:03:20.320 fuckin' try to deliver your shit, it flips over, 03:03:20.320 --> 03:03:22.680 it can't auto correct itself. 03:03:22.680 --> 03:03:26.580 So does the app just cancel your order and refund you, 03:03:26.580 --> 03:03:27.580 or do they be like, 03:03:27.580 --> 03:03:30.060 oh, we need to get a service agent to come fuckin' fix it? 03:03:30.060 --> 03:03:31.820 Citizens had other plans, what you do? 03:03:31.820 --> 03:03:33.180 Fuckin' clinkers, what are you excited for? 03:03:33.180 --> 03:03:34.740 Clinkers rollin' around your city. 03:03:34.740 --> 03:03:36.820 Here's these little drones taking our jobs. 03:03:36.820 --> 03:03:38.500 The homeless are fighting back, though. 03:03:38.500 --> 03:03:39.340 I'm glad. 03:03:39.340 --> 03:03:45.540 The homeless people, the homeless people in big cities are fighting delivery bots. 03:03:45.540 --> 03:03:50.740 Only one month, multiple robots had been completely destroyed or vandalized. 03:03:50.740 --> 03:03:52.940 Jack, we'll do the push-ups after this video. 03:03:52.940 --> 03:03:55.340 Many were left to decay on the streets as well. 03:03:55.340 --> 03:03:58.940 Online, multiple videos show people kicking them and sitting on them. 03:03:58.940 --> 03:04:01.740 Others purposely block and place them off their set path. 03:04:01.740 --> 03:04:03.940 Oh, it is easy to get food out of them. 03:04:03.940 --> 03:04:07.740 I wonder how hard the lock is to break. 03:04:07.740 --> 03:04:12.740 But if you are a homeless person, it's like, you know, you're not really, you're not really hurting anybody still in that food. 03:04:12.740 --> 03:04:17.740 Sitting on them, others purposely block and place them off their set path, causing them further delay deliveries. 03:04:17.740 --> 03:04:21.140 This hate for delivery robots runs deep, my friends. 03:04:21.140 --> 03:04:27.740 And in fact, one man has an entire social media account dedicated to aggressively screaming and harassing any delivery robots they see in LA. 03:04:27.740 --> 03:04:32.340 Watch what you do. Don't come at me. Don't come and go in a fucking shade. Don't you dare- 03:04:32.340 --> 03:04:34.540 Arvin is on duty? 03:04:35.040 --> 03:04:37.840 Wait, are these operated by people? 03:04:41.240 --> 03:04:44.240 Or are they just giving this robot a fucking name? 03:04:44.240 --> 03:04:45.240 Come at me like that. 03:04:45.240 --> 03:04:45.940 Woo! 03:04:45.940 --> 03:04:47.140 No, excuse you! 03:04:47.540 --> 03:04:48.640 Excuse you! 03:04:48.640 --> 03:04:51.040 Are you under the Terminator 2 mentality? 03:04:51.240 --> 03:04:52.240 Wait, what? 03:04:53.440 --> 03:04:53.940 Are... 03:04:54.740 --> 03:04:57.340 Are delivery robots... 03:04:58.040 --> 03:04:59.640 remote controlled? 03:05:00.740 --> 03:05:02.240 I thought it was just like AI. 03:05:03.020 --> 03:05:10.100 Most delivery robots are highly autonomous not remote controlled there are human ones on are there's humans on standby in case something goes wrong 03:05:10.180 --> 03:05:15.100 That's the same thing with Waymo's like a Waymo's are AI self-driven 03:05:16.500 --> 03:05:21.900 But there's like people in case something goes wrong tell you we're like I'm just gonna be nice to them in case they do takeover 03:05:21.900 --> 03:05:26.020 I hate how they just give them names dude. Why are we giving a name to a fucking robot? 03:05:26.020 --> 03:05:33.860 It's the delivery robot bro. Arvin. Arvin's on duty. Exactly. Just in case there's a conscious in there. 03:05:33.860 --> 03:05:39.860 Hey buddy. Hey delivery robot. Jeremy been good day. You will fall. After all this, 03:05:39.860 --> 03:05:43.780 Ubersnow plans to keep the robots in the city, claiming they were designed to be tampered with 03:05:43.780 --> 03:05:48.180 and send alerts when they break down. There you go. They should have them explode if people mess 03:05:48.180 --> 03:05:55.220 with them. Yeah exactly. Just, no they let out just straight fart spray. You get near it and start 03:05:55.220 --> 03:05:57.220 fucking with it it just starts spraying you. 03:05:57.220 --> 03:06:00.220 You're a reek of shit the next fucking three days. 03:06:00.220 --> 03:06:01.220 Gleger. 03:06:01.220 --> 03:06:05.220 Five, four, three, two. 03:06:05.220 --> 03:06:07.220 I mean... 03:06:07.220 --> 03:06:11.220 Mark, whatever type of shit you had just fucking sprays you with mace. 03:06:11.220 --> 03:06:14.220 Straight bear spray to the eyes. 03:06:14.220 --> 03:06:17.220 Move out of the fucking way. 03:06:17.220 --> 03:06:22.220 I had somebody's Arby's steak nuggets to deliver. 03:06:22.220 --> 03:06:28.220 However, if you don't move in three, two, one. 03:06:28.220 --> 03:06:29.220 Like Sarah Connor. 03:06:29.220 --> 03:06:35.060 It's probably well known by now, but DoorDash as a company is extremely, extremely evil 03:06:35.060 --> 03:06:38.100 and has been caught treating its workers horribly on multiple occasions. 03:06:38.100 --> 03:06:40.300 What's fucked up is it's still an app on my phone. 03:06:40.300 --> 03:06:41.500 Is that food addiction? 03:06:41.500 --> 03:06:42.500 You tell me. 03:06:42.500 --> 03:06:47.500 Recently, the company had to pay out nearly $17 million to its drivers because from 2017 03:06:47.500 --> 03:06:53.900 2019 it was caught using customer tips to subsidize driver's base pay rather than adding tips to the overall payout 03:06:53.900 --> 03:06:56.700 That is so fucking scummy. I'll do you one better Nick 03:06:58.100 --> 03:07:04.340 Well, isn't it also proven that like there is a like somebody I don't know if it was door to ash or Uber Eats 03:07:04.340 --> 03:07:06.100 But there's like a whistleblower 03:07:06.100 --> 03:07:13.300 That said that these apps number one or adding priority like if you pay three dollars for a priority order 03:07:13.300 --> 03:07:17.300 It does actually nothing. It's like a myth. It's just farming money out of you 03:07:17.500 --> 03:07:37.500 And then on top of that, like they have a system like an AI like computation thing to give a desperate rating to its workers and the higher your desperate rating, the lower the order like monetary amount will give you. 03:07:37.500 --> 03:07:46.000 Like, if you're somebody that works for, like, Uber Eats, and you are really scrounging for cash, 03:07:46.000 --> 03:07:52.000 you're gonna have a high desperate rating, and therefore they're just gonna give you the shittiest orders because you're just bound to take them. 03:07:52.000 --> 03:08:00.000 And so if you're, like, more of a casual Uber driver, they're gonna incentivize you by giving you better orders that make you more money. 03:08:00.000 --> 03:08:02.000 Like, per order. 03:08:02.000 --> 03:08:06.000 Like, a desperate Uber driver might make more money, but they're doing more orders that are shittier. 03:08:06.000 --> 03:08:10.700 I don't know if that's like definitively proven, but I remember that was like a big thing like a little bit ago 03:08:12.320 --> 03:08:14.320 You're being set free 03:08:15.840 --> 03:08:17.840 Order some Taco Bell 03:08:21.760 --> 03:08:27.000 It's gone definitely not downloading as soon as I'm done. Definitely not reinstalling that app in 15 minutes 03:08:27.000 --> 03:08:37.100 Well, here's the weird thing is, are they owned by different companies, like as Uber Eats 03:08:37.100 --> 03:08:43.020 and DoorDash competitors, because when you use both of them, they're identical in UI. 03:08:43.020 --> 03:08:46.420 Like if you use, I've used both, they're identical. 03:08:46.420 --> 03:08:47.500 Isn't that not weird? 03:08:47.500 --> 03:08:53.260 Like if you use them, like it looks slightly different, but like the same scroll page, 03:08:53.260 --> 03:08:55.420 they just look the exact same. 03:08:55.420 --> 03:09:02.700 Like if you're on the app, you have no idea which one you're using. 03:09:02.700 --> 03:09:04.060 They're definitely not identical. 03:09:04.060 --> 03:09:06.560 They're very similar. 03:09:06.560 --> 03:09:11.180 In 2025, air traffic control workers up in the tower at Chicago Air Airport notice a 03:09:11.180 --> 03:09:17.900 small red car driving across runways and into restricted areas. 03:09:17.900 --> 03:09:20.100 Wait, what? 03:09:20.100 --> 03:09:24.180 Delivery driver finds way on the secured areas that don't care if the airport drives miles 03:09:24.180 --> 03:09:25.180 before being spotted. 03:09:25.180 --> 03:09:30.620 control workers up in the tower at Chicago Air Airport notice a small red car driving across 03:09:30.620 --> 03:09:41.420 runways and into restraining areas what the hell is that little doctor's car driving across 03:09:43.900 --> 03:09:48.460 when they learn were they doing it were they just like insane driving on the runway or were they 03:09:48.460 --> 03:09:53.660 trying to like get a shortcut to deliver food faster airport security they stopped the car and 03:09:53.660 --> 03:10:06.100 I'm on the dark. Oh, sorry. I'm lost. I don't know. I got you. I was just following the Uber Eats GPS 03:10:06.100 --> 03:10:06.600 Yes. 03:10:06.600 --> 03:10:07.100 Fuck. 03:10:07.100 --> 03:10:09.100 Hahaha. 03:10:09.100 --> 03:10:11.100 Did I take a wrong turn? 03:10:11.100 --> 03:10:13.100 Oh god. 03:10:13.100 --> 03:10:15.100 I'm flying right above him. 03:10:15.100 --> 03:10:16.100 Woah! 03:10:16.100 --> 03:10:18.100 How could you get in this area? 03:10:18.100 --> 03:10:20.100 I think it was an old guy who got lost. 03:10:20.100 --> 03:10:21.100 He's 36! 03:10:21.100 --> 03:10:23.100 Yeah, he's not an old guy. 03:10:23.100 --> 03:10:25.100 I mean, you'd have to pass barriers, dude. 03:10:25.100 --> 03:10:27.100 I feel like you'd have to drive through a fucking fence. 03:10:27.100 --> 03:10:31.100 Like, you can't just mistakenly drive onto a runway. 03:10:31.100 --> 03:10:33.100 Like, he was right next to an airplane. 03:10:33.100 --> 03:10:40.060 old guy 36 years old, Nick, an old guy got lost. Yeah, he was an 84 year old man. I'd 03:10:40.060 --> 03:10:47.580 be like, why is this new 36 a man? How did you get there? How did you get past the gates? 03:10:48.380 --> 03:10:52.700 It's not even get past the gates. Like airport runways are so big. Chicago or hair airport is 03:10:52.700 --> 03:10:59.260 so massive that it's like for him to get to an airport gate, he would have driven like two miles 03:10:59.260 --> 03:11:04.220 on this fucking runway like he would have been passing planes that were actively moving around him 03:11:04.220 --> 03:11:08.460 he just didn't have a door dash and they're like they open the gate i mean what the fuck happened 03:11:08.460 --> 03:11:13.340 apparently he just drove straight through the gate at the front of the tarmac and began driving for 03:11:13.340 --> 03:11:21.900 miles up up and down up and down the area to the runway i mean there's planes everywhere 03:11:22.460 --> 03:11:27.260 well they once they saw them they probably grounded everything you know what the thing earlier 03:11:27.260 --> 03:11:29.260 Your flight gets delayed? 03:11:29.660 --> 03:11:33.500 Sorry, there's actually a man in a smart car that is driving around our runway. 03:11:33.500 --> 03:11:36.020 We will be taking off as soon as he gets the fuck off. 03:11:36.460 --> 03:11:38.660 Men, they're in this, they're so stupid. 03:11:38.660 --> 03:11:40.660 What, where am I supposed to go? 03:11:40.660 --> 03:11:43.660 What terminal are you at? Are you at? What gate? 03:11:43.660 --> 03:11:46.960 It was determined this is somehow completely unintentional. 03:11:46.960 --> 03:11:50.860 An investigation ended up with the man being let go without any charges. 03:11:50.860 --> 03:11:51.360 How? 03:11:51.360 --> 03:11:53.960 How did he unintentionally drive into an, 03:11:53.960 --> 03:11:55.640 it do because it's like 03:11:55.640 --> 03:12:01.840 Right when you when you notice you're on a runway, wouldn't you just turn around like okay? 03:12:01.840 --> 03:12:05.240 Sure, he drives through the gate thinking that he's going into a gated neighborhood 03:12:05.840 --> 03:12:12.200 But then the second he's on like a tarmac and he's seeing fucking planes land. I feel like he'd be like oh no 03:12:12.880 --> 03:12:15.280 Like why would he continue driving up and down? 03:12:15.720 --> 03:12:19.960 There had to be some kind of medical or there has to be something that they're not telling us 03:12:19.960 --> 03:12:27.360 How do you let that go driving your fiat up and down the fucking runway I can see someone doing this to some dumbass 03:12:27.360 --> 03:12:32.440 I did your dash in high school. I drove around the Samsung construction site drove around for 20 minutes looking for the guy 03:12:32.440 --> 03:12:37.160 I got stopped by armed guards and that helped me at this random checkpoint for an hour 03:12:37.960 --> 03:12:41.160 They took the food and said they'd get it to the guy and let me go Wow 03:12:42.720 --> 03:12:48.400 Damn for the sub dudes with guns pulled up Grant Morgan and RCM for the subject Austin met they give us up 03:12:48.400 --> 03:12:54.560 Invis for the sub Midwest idiot would be like one walking the airport food. I'm just gonna door dash something to the airport 03:12:54.560 --> 03:12:56.560 You're like Chuck J. C. Stream 03:12:58.440 --> 03:13:03.320 Brother why what's happening? Oh no 03:13:10.640 --> 03:13:12.640 Are you just playing rock at me? 03:13:13.560 --> 03:13:17.360 And start jet it look like a cool day out in twitch today y'all 03:13:17.360 --> 03:13:23.080 looking like a fool big out in twitch today y'all all right guys let's get it 03:13:23.080 --> 03:13:32.680 on rocket league what oh was he on my stream oh my god he's actually playing 03:13:32.680 --> 03:13:37.920 rocket league I feel like he never plays rocket league anymore is he done 03:13:37.920 --> 03:13:43.040 with league bro and chatters is be lying and being like yo they're calling 03:13:43.040 --> 03:13:47.000 somebody's calling Brandon for the sub like what are you you have to go through 03:13:47.000 --> 03:13:52.560 TSA idiot, you know, but I could see someone doing that almost got banned from what is the Austin Airport? 03:13:52.560 --> 03:13:58.400 I was late for my plane and I saw them closing the door so I sprinted down and no one was at the kiosk 03:13:58.400 --> 03:14:04.460 So I just pulled out my ticket and scanned it myself and then I went up to the locked door and I tried to open it 03:14:08.040 --> 03:14:13.700 That's you yelling trying to get somebody's attention I gave up went to the lady to help me after she came back 03:14:13.700 --> 03:14:18.220 They were trying to get me on another flight. They're like, hmm, this is where it says you're on the flight 03:14:18.220 --> 03:14:22.780 And I was like, oh yeah, I scanned it. And then she's like what? She started sweating 03:14:23.380 --> 03:14:27.580 She was really nice, but then airport security came up and she's like, yeah, don't ever do that again 03:14:28.020 --> 03:14:34.180 Regardless of how insane some drivers act it's hard not to feel bad for them considering that working for DoorDash is extremely draining 03:14:34.180 --> 03:14:41.560 Y'all ever miss a flight? I've never missed a flight, but I've been very close. I have had multiple times where 03:14:42.280 --> 03:14:44.280 More when I was a kid 03:14:44.440 --> 03:14:49.680 Because you're relying on other people getting you to the airport now. I don't really miss flights 03:14:50.200 --> 03:14:55.920 Now I'm pulling up two hours before I need to and then I just get drunk at Chicky and Pete's I 03:14:58.680 --> 03:15:04.000 Feel like airports have this magnetism towards people where it's like might as well get drunk 03:15:04.840 --> 03:15:10.040 Of course you do bro. It's not just me every airport like every 10 feet. There's a bar 03:15:10.480 --> 03:15:17.840 So I'm like might as well, you know. Oh, it's it's 8 a.m. on a Thursday the bar is open 03:15:18.320 --> 03:15:24.080 Might as well might as well get a drink. Hey, I'll get a D. Serrano and coke. Thank you 03:15:24.360 --> 03:15:27.640 Yeah, 8 a.m. Can I get some eggs too? Thanks 03:15:28.640 --> 03:15:32.960 Dublin Airport, but that's any airport any airport motherfuckers getting drunk at any time of the day 03:15:33.960 --> 03:15:36.160 It's wild. I think it opens dude 03:15:36.160 --> 03:15:39.280 You know what's crazy is I know because I've been to an airport 03:15:39.280 --> 03:15:41.160 and I've tried to get a drink before that I was allowed to. 03:15:41.160 --> 03:15:42.640 And they were like, oh, man, it's 5 AM. 03:15:42.640 --> 03:15:44.240 6 AM is when the bar opens. 03:15:44.240 --> 03:15:46.320 I go, oh, oh, yeah, no. 03:15:46.320 --> 03:15:49.720 Serving liquor at 5 AM? 03:15:49.720 --> 03:15:51.960 Serving liquor at 6 AM, no. 03:15:51.960 --> 03:15:52.720 That's fine. 03:15:52.720 --> 03:15:55.600 That's where, hey, that's crazy to drink at 5 in the morning. 03:15:55.600 --> 03:15:58.440 But 6 AM, hey, that's not that crazy. 03:15:58.440 --> 03:16:00.800 Oh, yeah, just have a pre-flight shot. 03:16:00.800 --> 03:16:02.520 I just don't understand that. 03:16:02.520 --> 03:16:04.600 But I've never missed a flight. 03:16:04.600 --> 03:16:09.960 I've been close where I was like dropped off too late and then I'm asking people to fucking cut in line in TSA feeling like a dick 03:16:09.960 --> 03:16:11.960 I hate when people do that 03:16:13.040 --> 03:16:16.200 Because part of me just wants to go hey shoulda shut up earlier pal 03:16:17.640 --> 03:16:23.840 But the only time I miss flights now or it's like connecting shit where it's like have you ever landed a connecting flight and 03:16:25.360 --> 03:16:30.060 You say you landed 630 your fucking flight starts boarding at 635 03:16:30.060 --> 03:16:36.740 I'm in fucking Denver airport in terminal a and I have to be in terminal k and my plane's boarding right now 03:16:37.140 --> 03:16:39.900 So I'm hitting a fucking tactical sprint 03:16:40.540 --> 03:16:44.740 Dodging the old people that are walking at three miles an hour to fucking try and make my flight 03:16:46.580 --> 03:16:52.940 Unfortunately however, that's the worst for some drivers take out their frustration on the customers after trying to surprise their partner with some Asian food 03:16:52.940 --> 03:16:59.100 One woman was shocked to see that her driver had sent her a picture of him next to a dumpster and peeing on their meal completely 03:16:59.100 --> 03:17:04.140 I'm prompted completely. I'm prompted. How do it see this is what I'm saying though. How do we know it's completely unprompted? 03:17:04.380 --> 03:17:08.500 There's some there. We're only getting one half of the story. I think so don't be wrong 03:17:08.500 --> 03:17:11.020 I do these things do happen some just people freak out 03:17:11.020 --> 03:17:15.460 I think when people make these stories you're leaving a little bit of information aren't you? What did you do? 03:17:15.460 --> 03:17:18.980 Hey, man, how you doing today? I think it's some stuff that just being like hey, just so you know, I'm in line 03:17:18.980 --> 03:17:23.220 Whatever, I'm in line because I'll get it. I'll you get a message like that from Dornash or sometimes I'm in line 03:17:23.980 --> 03:17:25.420 Pick up your order explanation point 03:17:25.420 --> 03:17:31.060 I bet some person would be like make it quick just a little just so yeah, yeah piss them off 03:17:31.060 --> 03:17:35.140 Where are you? Where are you? Why are you driving so slow? 03:17:36.300 --> 03:17:40.920 Okay, buddy. Fuck you. I just wouldn't deliver it though. I wouldn't pee on the order 03:17:40.920 --> 03:17:45.580 That was just that the breaking point for that day like no, you know, you know what you you know 03:17:45.580 --> 03:17:49.780 What you would actually need to do you don't pee on the order you still deliver it you just shake the bag up 03:17:50.300 --> 03:17:52.300 You go. Oh, there's liquid 03:17:52.300 --> 03:18:00.820 fucking put it down cool I'm gonna take the stood still good food but it's like 03:18:00.820 --> 03:18:04.340 up now it's all over the place I'm sure piss all over it a pole fries all over 03:18:04.340 --> 03:18:09.500 the bag by this the woman asked what was going you bitch I piss on you on and 03:18:09.500 --> 03:18:13.540 all he said was and I quote you bitch I piss on you before into the conversation 03:18:13.540 --> 03:18:17.700 I don't know. Where is I have? 03:18:21.300 --> 03:18:27.540 Dordasher's name is Negman. Where is I have Front Porch? 03:18:27.540 --> 03:18:31.540 All he said was, and I quote, you bitch, I piss on you before any of the conversation. 03:18:32.980 --> 03:18:37.460 The woman called the police and allegedly got his car impounded. However, when she posted the DMs 03:18:37.460 --> 03:18:41.300 to r slash dordage expecting sympathy, many of the customers found the situation funny, 03:18:41.300 --> 03:18:46.260 Which enraged her even more it is funny if I'm also oh it is funny. No, it actually is funny 03:18:46.260 --> 03:18:52.860 I would also be I would also like try and get him fired, but in the moment. I'd be like that's kind of hilarious 03:18:53.420 --> 03:18:57.780 I'd be annoyed I'd be annoyed for like five minutes because I'd be like fucking hell man 03:18:57.780 --> 03:19:02.460 Now I need to order more food the Asian food get me get him fired and then you fucking you know 03:19:02.460 --> 03:19:05.820 We fucking get over again, right? It's your go it's a it's one meal 03:19:05.820 --> 03:19:07.820 You guys see this? This is funny? 03:19:08.320 --> 03:19:11.320 Yeah, I think she definitely fucking did something. 03:19:11.320 --> 03:19:12.320 I think she did. 03:19:12.320 --> 03:19:16.320 Yeah, why are you posting it on Reddit, assuming that people are gonna be sympathetic towards you? 03:19:17.320 --> 03:19:19.320 That's our first problem. 03:19:19.820 --> 03:19:20.320 Ask. 03:19:20.320 --> 03:19:22.320 Some guy peed on my DoorDash order. 03:19:23.320 --> 03:19:26.320 Oh, I'm so sorry. That's so upsetting. 03:19:26.820 --> 03:19:27.820 Just based on- 03:19:27.820 --> 03:19:30.320 Oh, I would be so upset if I were you. 03:19:30.320 --> 03:19:31.320 Oh my god. 03:19:31.320 --> 03:19:32.820 My heart goes out to you. 03:19:32.820 --> 03:19:34.320 Is it a reaction? 03:19:34.320 --> 03:19:39.760 back even though it was mean you're not frustrated. It's just something we're not getting. Another driver 03:19:39.760 --> 03:19:44.080 was arrested after she got caught pepper spraying a customer's order. Courtney Stevenson had just 03:19:44.080 --> 03:19:48.160 finished delivering an Arbius order. Bro, I heard about this one. Was this one recent? 03:19:49.840 --> 03:19:54.560 I feel like I saw this on TikTok. Yeah, it's only 25. He got caught pepper spraying a customer's 03:19:54.560 --> 03:19:58.880 order. Courtney Stevenson had just finished delivering an Arbius order to a home in Evansville, 03:19:58.880 --> 03:20:03.280 Indiana, which he pulled out a small bottle of mace from her key chain and sprayed it inside 03:20:03.280 --> 03:20:07.440 around the bag. With the customers brought it inside and began eating, the wife began to choke 03:20:07.440 --> 03:20:21.680 and vomit. Then her throat was burning. It's horrible, but it's also just- I mean like the fumes- 03:20:21.680 --> 03:20:25.920 Yeah, I don't know. I feel like unless you ordered something that was like really spicy, 03:20:25.920 --> 03:20:28.320 what would you be like? Wait, this is like foul. 03:20:28.320 --> 03:20:33.120 Lone would be so insane that once again it's a Midwest couple being like oh god damn 03:20:33.680 --> 03:20:37.040 chicken a child of the Chinese chicken this shit is popping open 03:20:43.040 --> 03:20:46.080 You'd have to smell it's not that bad Carol 03:20:48.080 --> 03:20:50.400 Arby's just smells like pepper spray base 03:20:51.600 --> 03:20:53.600 Bro, I've never eaten Arby's 03:20:53.600 --> 03:20:57.760 At least that I remember I think I've eaten Arby's maybe once I told you she went with 03:20:57.760 --> 03:21:02.900 General Charles Courtney was charged with two counts of battery resulting in moderate injury two counts of consumer 03:21:02.900 --> 03:21:09.460 Like fucking biochemical warfare, dude. You're spraying food with fucking pepper spray on a tampering and was banned from DoorDash 03:21:10.960 --> 03:21:16.360 Can we do we get a like a reasoning at I hate when it's just like we get we say this we move on 03:21:16.360 --> 03:21:18.360 I want to be like why did you do that? 03:21:19.720 --> 03:21:26.960 Like what made you go I'm gonna spray this order with pepper spray a tampering and was banned from DoorDash 03:21:26.960 --> 03:21:28.960 Also horrible fit 03:21:32.060 --> 03:21:40.100 Horrible fit we got blue jeans a long black leather jacket and just a tucked-in white shirt 03:21:42.100 --> 03:21:45.300 Max they give the three I just broke up my girlfriend 03:21:45.300 --> 03:21:48.620 I knew it was gonna end like this last night. I took a lot of pills ended up throwing them all up 03:21:48.620 --> 03:21:50.620 I fell into a 03:21:50.980 --> 03:21:54.440 Psychiatric hospital or I was in a high psychiatric hospital for two months 03:21:54.440 --> 03:21:57.520 My mom kept saying she wish she never had me. I'm the worst thing to happen to her. 03:21:57.640 --> 03:22:02.200 Life's been pretty rough any advice. Well, please stop trying to overdose on pills number one 03:22:03.440 --> 03:22:09.440 And you need to get serious help man. I'm sorry that your mom's saying that shit to you. That's never right, but 03:22:10.080 --> 03:22:11.880 There's no reason to kill yourself, man 03:22:11.880 --> 03:22:17.280 I don't really know what I could give you advice wise. You're saying you have nobody to talk to if you're constantly trying to commit suicide 03:22:17.280 --> 03:22:20.320 Man, I would say call 988. It's a suicide hotline 03:22:20.320 --> 03:22:27.320 If your home life is that bad, I think that's something where you might need to help with a professional and might need to go somewhere else, man. 03:22:27.320 --> 03:22:34.320 Suicide's not the answer, dude, but if you're in that sort of position, I don't really know what I could say, dude. 03:22:34.320 --> 03:22:36.320 I wish you the best, but I'm sorry you're going through that. 03:22:36.320 --> 03:22:38.320 Bobby LV and Wessie the sub. 03:22:38.320 --> 03:22:40.320 Dash the floors. 03:22:40.320 --> 03:22:44.320 A driver named Olivia was caught up in a massive scandal after receiving a delivery. 03:22:44.320 --> 03:22:51.160 The instructions stated to leave it on the front steps of the home, which I will say the delivery note option 03:22:51.160 --> 03:22:53.760 Bernie for three and I'm sorry that that girl broke up with you, dude 03:22:53.760 --> 03:22:57.520 But again, I don't think that's another reason to take a bunch of pills 03:22:59.040 --> 03:23:02.480 Mine on the field was caught up in a massive scandal after receiving a deli- 03:23:02.480 --> 03:23:09.280 Or dash the horse a driver named Olivia was caught up in a massive scandal after a delivery the instructions this one 03:23:09.280 --> 03:23:15.180 This was the one that like blew up where it was like there was like a naked man on a couch 03:23:15.180 --> 03:23:20.580 And she took a picture of him and she was saying that he was like waiting for her with the door open 03:23:20.580 --> 03:23:22.580 But he said that she opened the door 03:23:23.200 --> 03:23:30.180 Stated to leave it on the front steps of I don't even know what actually the full result was of this case 03:23:30.180 --> 03:23:36.240 I feel like she got like find or something the home which I will say the delivery note 03:23:37.080 --> 03:23:38.680 Unicorn for the three 03:23:38.680 --> 03:23:46.440 I have a genuine question about a sophomore got sick mid-year weird headaches. Will this crazy tank college will this crazy tank college app odds? 03:23:47.120 --> 03:23:50.560 No, your college application junior and senior year matters the most 03:23:54.800 --> 03:23:59.760 If you failed one class, it's not that big of a deal. I mean you're not gonna go to an Ivy League, but 03:24:01.020 --> 03:24:02.700 Like you're fine 03:24:02.700 --> 03:24:08.440 Option minus will not even be there. It's really not hard to get into college if I'm being honest because I've no 03:24:08.680 --> 03:24:14.640 which I will say, the delivery note option minus will not even be there because I've never seen them actually do it. 03:24:14.640 --> 03:24:17.140 I've, it's almost always disregarded. 03:24:17.140 --> 03:24:17.840 I digress. 03:24:17.840 --> 03:24:20.780 When Olivia arrives, she knows the door just slightly creaked open. 03:24:20.780 --> 03:24:25.040 After a brief inspection, she could see a naked home on her sleep on the couch instead of- 03:24:25.040 --> 03:24:26.440 Yeah, filming him's wild. 03:24:26.440 --> 03:24:32.640 Walking away and reporting the customer on the app, she decided it would be a good idea to walk further into his home and record him. 03:24:32.640 --> 03:24:33.720 Everyone's probably seen this- 03:24:33.720 --> 03:24:38.120 Her walking further into his home is claimed later by the man in court. There's no publicly available evidence. 03:24:38.120 --> 03:24:42.160 story by now, but it still appalls me. I can't believe it. She then went home and uploaded 03:24:42.160 --> 03:24:45.880 the footage to TikTok claiming she had been sexually assaulted. 03:24:50.680 --> 03:24:52.580 Wait, hold up. This is a lot. 03:24:52.680 --> 03:24:53.180 ULTED 03:24:55.600 --> 03:25:06.360 Contrary to popular belief, the video you just watched is the only publicly available evidence. No original upload or ring cam video exists on the internet in which she opens the door that was slightly a jar, or we were not able to find it. 03:25:08.120 --> 03:25:12.120 The screenshots from the deleted videos is just a chop of the original footage. 03:25:17.120 --> 03:25:28.120 In the only video that is on the internet, she does not touch the door, she does not enter the house, and she clearly follows the instructions from the note on the app, which if followed would force anyone to see the man on the couch. 03:25:28.120 --> 03:25:37.120 Yeah, I think that's where we're in this weird gray area where it's like, okay, well, why is this dude butt naked on the couch, and why is his door unlocked? 03:25:37.120 --> 03:25:43.180 and was it open the only other existing footage is the additional footage 03:25:43.180 --> 03:25:45.840 mentioned in the police report is not public and therefore does not specify 03:25:45.840 --> 03:25:49.360 what the footage is oh my god so it's not on social media but the police have 03:25:49.360 --> 03:25:54.120 it there's no publicly available video of her if you see a naked person sleeping 03:25:54.120 --> 03:26:01.720 hold up although there are some really bad AI gender okay if you see a naked 03:26:01.720 --> 03:26:03.720 person sleeping is an assault. 03:26:04.020 --> 03:26:05.420 He's in his own home. 03:26:05.620 --> 03:26:10.120 Um, I think where you get into the debate is why. 03:26:10.620 --> 03:26:12.620 Yeah, you're allowed to be naked in your own home. 03:26:12.820 --> 03:26:14.220 That's not illegal. 03:26:14.320 --> 03:26:18.920 I'm saying if he ordered food and was naked in front of the 03:26:18.920 --> 03:26:23.220 door and left the door wide open, that's a problem. 03:26:23.520 --> 03:26:27.820 The debate comes from the idea of whether or not the door was 03:26:27.820 --> 03:26:28.620 open to begin with. 03:26:28.820 --> 03:26:30.320 Like, like, 03:26:30.320 --> 03:26:35.640 Is it reported if the door wasn't open? He's fine. Yes. I would say so then it's on her 03:26:35.760 --> 03:26:38.400 That's the gray area. I don't know you tell me 03:26:38.400 --> 03:26:41.000 I don't know how cracked it was blah blah blah, but I digress to me 03:26:41.000 --> 03:26:44.780 Why is Libby saying I'll mute it? I'll shut up yet. The lawyers having green footage of her opening the door 03:26:44.780 --> 03:26:49.680 They said oh the lawyers have footage of her opening the door. It sounds like 03:26:50.720 --> 03:26:52.160 a drunk man 03:26:52.160 --> 03:26:58.020 Orders food and passed out on his couch whatever if it was fully open and it was a screen door and the person is naked there 03:26:58.020 --> 03:27:07.220 Yeah, and it's also different if he was like awake and like doing something versus him just being like passed out drunk asleep naked 03:27:08.460 --> 03:27:10.460 The door was probably cracked 03:27:10.780 --> 03:27:15.020 She should have just left it and then opened it saw him naked and then filmed it 03:27:15.020 --> 03:27:20.140 I don't really know though like I don't want to assume actually that would be like that's what the fuck are you doing 03:27:20.140 --> 03:27:23.620 The internet did not side with her and called her insane for walking to someone's home 03:27:23.620 --> 03:27:27.780 Even if the door was slightly open things would only escalate when she continued to post online 03:27:28.020 --> 03:27:34.220 Screaming at the top of her lungs and doubling down that she was sexually assaulted and how doordash was in the wrong for banning her when local 03:27:34.220 --> 03:27:38.460 Police got hold of her footage they determined that the man was clearly drunk and asleep on his couch 03:27:38.620 --> 03:27:42.620 This clearly indicated that there was no assault or wrongdoing since he was in his 03:27:42.780 --> 03:27:48.220 Yeah, like that's what I was saying like if he was like a like left the door cracked and he was like fucking like 03:27:49.060 --> 03:27:52.860 Jork in it or some shit on the couch like that'd be like way fucking worse 03:27:53.620 --> 03:27:59.280 But like I think the way that the lawyers are mocking it up against her was drunk man 03:28:00.280 --> 03:28:03.640 Ordered door dash fell sleep naked on the couch door was probably cracked 03:28:03.920 --> 03:28:10.140 She should have just dropped the bag off left saw the doors cracked open the door saw naked opened it more filled in like 03:28:10.140 --> 03:28:15.180 Oh, no for money. I don't know though. Like that's I have no idea how this turned out 03:28:15.860 --> 03:28:21.140 Olivia would pop even a three. I'm sorry over the porn addiction. I've been been addicted since I was 16 03:28:21.140 --> 03:28:26.420 I'm now 20 brother. I I don't want to be that guy. I like I wish you the best 03:28:26.580 --> 03:28:30.080 Maybe hit up a hotline or Google like porn addiction hotline 03:28:30.620 --> 03:28:36.340 Why are you asking Joe Bartolozzi how to get over a porn addiction? I don't understand how I can help you 03:28:37.540 --> 03:28:41.180 Malakay prox and slap the sub blunt Johnny and Angie for the sub 03:28:41.420 --> 03:28:47.860 Interactions, but however in January 2026 she was charged with two felonies one charge of unlawful surveillance and another oh 03:28:47.860 --> 03:28:49.860 She got fucking charged 03:28:49.860 --> 03:28:54.860 There's no assault or wrongdoing since he was in his own home for months Olivia would defend her actions 03:28:54.860 --> 03:28:56.780 But however in January 2026 03:28:56.780 --> 03:29:02.700 She was charged with two felonies one charge of unlawful surveillance and another a dissemination of unlawful surveillance images each 03:29:02.700 --> 03:29:06.860 Carrying a maximum sentence of four years in prison. They're saying a few bad Apple 03:29:06.860 --> 03:29:07.180 Wow 03:29:07.180 --> 03:29:12.780 whole bunch is definitely applies to delivery drivers as we've all had annoying experiences dealing with them for some people 03:29:12.940 --> 03:29:18.980 Messing with their food is enough to put an entire app on their shit list which justifiably so most of them do their jobs correctly 03:29:18.980 --> 03:29:24.580 But there are plenty of drivers that seem absolutely incapable of doing but like if she if he was if it was like crap 03:29:24.580 --> 03:29:26.580 Why would she do that? That's what I understand 03:29:27.700 --> 03:29:29.860 Like I don't know man 03:29:30.180 --> 03:29:36.460 We're never gonna know though if it's like the lawyers have this video that is it released to the public of like her opening the door 03:29:36.460 --> 03:29:41.540 Then that's like the biggest thing is like if the door wasn't open and she opened the door, then it's fully on her 03:29:42.340 --> 03:29:44.340 It's it's literally one or the other 03:29:44.340 --> 03:29:48.900 in their job. So the next time you order food online and it gets delivered correctly, you're 03:29:48.900 --> 03:29:52.820 respectful. After all, you never know how insane their shift has been, right guys? And 03:29:52.820 --> 03:29:56.140 also too, I will say, I mean, I have respect for the DoorDash driver and stuff. It's a 03:29:56.140 --> 03:30:00.180 meal. It's a meal. I granted you paid money for it or whatever. If they didn't deliver 03:30:00.180 --> 03:30:03.540 in the right spot and you had to walk a few extra feet to get to whatever you had to do 03:30:03.540 --> 03:30:07.460 X, it's not the end of the fucking world. You know, did somebody fuck up your order 03:30:07.460 --> 03:30:12.100 and you had to, you know, you had to like live with another thing. These things don't 03:30:12.100 --> 03:30:15.460 make it justifiably okay just to be like well I guess I'm just gonna get walked 03:30:15.460 --> 03:30:19.420 over but at the same time just like let it fucking go man or just don't order 03:30:19.420 --> 03:30:23.540 through the app anymore you choose a different one yeah I think it's like 03:30:23.540 --> 03:30:27.700 from a customer perspective if you're having like repeated bad experiences like 03:30:27.700 --> 03:30:32.680 just stop ordering food you know what I mean that was a good video though I did 03:30:32.680 --> 03:30:37.700 enjoy that yeah I don't know that one thing though with the door dash lady I 03:30:37.700 --> 03:30:41.740 remember seeing it on social media like months ago when this happened and I 03:30:41.740 --> 03:30:46.800 remember just seeing everyone be like you are like not siding with her being 03:30:46.800 --> 03:30:50.920 like oh you're fucking insane why would you do this blah blah blah and then I 03:30:50.920 --> 03:30:54.240 saw her response and then it was like nothing and then I remember seeing an 03:30:54.240 --> 03:30:59.080 update that she was in court and I was like oh fuck so it definitely got a lot 03:30:59.080 --> 03:31:03.160 it got to the point where I don't know if she's like arrested but she's being 03:31:03.160 --> 03:31:10.060 charged with something or she was charged like what what is the full update on 03:31:10.060 --> 03:31:19.100 that. Let me look that up. We got to do pushup sign now. What would I even look up? Doordash 03:31:20.140 --> 03:31:31.580 lady arrested. Doordash driver who posted TikTok of nude sleeping man claimed she was assaulted is 03:31:31.580 --> 03:31:45.740 indicted. She was arrested for allegedly taking the video of the customer in a 03:31:45.740 --> 03:31:50.780 compromised position. She's been accused of degrading the victim by a 03:31:50.780 --> 03:31:55.180 recording intimate parts of his body when such a person has a reasonable 03:31:55.180 --> 03:32:00.620 expectation of privacy without such a person's knowledge of consent. Yeah, because 03:32:00.620 --> 03:32:08.620 She was recording a naked man asleep, like, I don't know. 03:32:12.620 --> 03:32:14.180 And then posted it. 03:32:14.180 --> 03:32:16.060 I feel like that's the thing, too. 03:32:16.060 --> 03:32:17.940 Like, if she had just gone directly to the police, 03:32:17.940 --> 03:32:19.740 it would have been a different situation. 03:32:19.740 --> 03:32:21.540 You know what I mean? 03:32:21.540 --> 03:32:23.940 Where it's like, oh, you're posting this on social media, 03:32:23.940 --> 03:32:26.220 and you're recording a man, and then just like airing his shit 03:32:26.220 --> 03:32:28.820 out versus like, oh, let me out. 03:32:28.820 --> 03:32:30.420 Like, she's saying she was assaulted. 03:32:30.420 --> 03:32:33.380 Like, why are we going on TikTok instead of going to the cops? 03:32:33.460 --> 03:32:36.020 You know, that's like the one thing that I don't get. 03:32:36.300 --> 03:32:38.980 And I understand there's like a level of like social accountability people would 03:32:38.980 --> 03:32:43.580 have, but it's like in so many cases, it's like, why are you not just going to the cops? 03:32:44.140 --> 03:32:45.700 Like, they never go to the cops. 03:32:45.740 --> 03:32:47.820 Like, it's always just like, okay, I'm going to post this. 03:32:49.140 --> 03:32:49.940 Pop the three. 03:32:50.500 --> 03:32:51.660 You took me out to the life show. 03:32:51.660 --> 03:32:52.340 Can you do that? 03:32:52.340 --> 03:32:52.900 No. 03:32:52.940 --> 03:32:57.940 Um, and pot, man, I understand you think I've got advice, but if you have a porn addiction, 03:32:57.940 --> 03:33:00.460 Dude, you got to fucking solve that yourself. 03:33:00.460 --> 03:33:02.900 I can't help you with that. 03:33:02.900 --> 03:33:05.380 That's something that you're going to have to like, 03:33:05.380 --> 03:33:08.340 you know, I don't know. 03:33:08.340 --> 03:33:10.620 Like, I don't know if there's hotlines for that, 03:33:10.620 --> 03:33:12.300 but like, I can't really get, like, I don't, 03:33:12.300 --> 03:33:15.300 I can't give you, I can't give you advice for that. 03:33:15.300 --> 03:33:16.580 Actual of the three. 03:33:16.580 --> 03:33:17.700 If you have any ideas, you have a lot of skills 03:33:17.700 --> 03:33:19.020 there to play, but it's not a bad choice. 03:33:19.020 --> 03:33:21.580 I actually, and I actually have a sub, 03:33:21.580 --> 03:33:23.580 Bond to the sub, EP, thank you for the three. 03:33:23.580 --> 03:33:25.060 Jordan a little crax, he's feeling it while opening, 03:33:25.060 --> 03:33:26.180 while I even open it. 03:33:26.180 --> 03:33:27.380 Mala and Aaron for the sub, 03:33:27.380 --> 03:33:29.080 Slada for the sub, Proxene K for the sub, 03:33:29.080 --> 03:33:29.920 Pop for the three. 03:33:29.920 --> 03:33:30.760 I don't know. 03:33:30.760 --> 03:33:32.160 If I was a door bass driver 03:33:32.160 --> 03:33:34.320 and I saw a door that was like cracked open 03:33:34.320 --> 03:33:36.000 and I was delivering food, 03:33:36.000 --> 03:33:37.600 I would either A, close the door, 03:33:37.600 --> 03:33:39.680 or B, just drop off the food and walk away. 03:33:39.680 --> 03:33:42.520 Like I'm not gonna be like, oh, why is the door ajar? 03:33:42.520 --> 03:33:43.600 Oh, I gotta do pushups. 03:33:44.920 --> 03:33:46.000 Oh, Pop for the three. 03:33:46.000 --> 03:33:47.400 How many do I have to do? 03:33:48.440 --> 03:33:50.240 I don't know how many were redeemed. 03:33:50.240 --> 03:34:00.580 It's not 50 not a thousand I think it's 30 03:34:06.080 --> 03:34:08.080 We'll do 30 03:34:10.040 --> 03:34:12.040 All right lock it in 03:34:16.480 --> 03:34:18.480 We're gonna play we're gonna play a song 03:34:18.480 --> 03:34:25.480 Oh, I rip these. 03:34:25.480 --> 03:34:38.480 Big for the sub. 03:35:38.480 --> 03:35:52.840 All right potato and a thank you to something for the sub I don't like fucked up my camera 03:35:52.840 --> 03:36:11.160 All right chat we got like fucking 20 minutes and then I got a dip what do we want to do 03:36:15.240 --> 03:36:20.120 you had bad form I did not fucking bad form chat here's the schedule by the way I'm a little out 03:36:20.120 --> 03:36:22.180 out of breath. 03:36:22.180 --> 03:36:24.100 We got like 20 more minutes than I got to do. 03:36:24.100 --> 03:36:26.180 Tomorrow, I'm not live. 03:36:26.180 --> 03:36:30.380 Sunday, we're doing early react day at noon. 03:36:30.380 --> 03:36:31.900 Monday, not live. 03:36:31.900 --> 03:36:35.020 Tuesday, Saro's fours are rising six on the driving wheel, 03:36:35.020 --> 03:36:35.820 maybe random shit. 03:36:35.820 --> 03:36:38.660 Wednesday, Subnautica, two finishing the game. 03:36:38.660 --> 03:36:43.580 Thursday, 007, maybe 2V2 Groovy Bro, Wikipedia Speed Race, 03:36:43.580 --> 03:36:44.540 I have no idea. 03:36:44.540 --> 03:36:46.260 Friday, reacts. 03:36:46.260 --> 03:36:50.220 Saturday, the 30th through June 2nd, four days, I'm not live. 03:36:50.220 --> 03:36:51.660 Posting on YouTube, I'm gone. 03:36:51.660 --> 03:36:53.260 We're going to be back running upstream. 03:36:53.260 --> 03:36:55.500 The third, REACTS games. 03:36:55.500 --> 03:36:59.580 We have more 007, more random games. 03:36:59.580 --> 03:37:01.380 If we fuck with 007, we have a charity stream, 03:37:01.380 --> 03:37:04.340 Shatter, Approve, June 5th, Matching Chat Stone is up to 10K, 03:37:04.340 --> 03:37:07.340 fighting drug addiction. 03:37:07.340 --> 03:37:08.820 Then the airport security game drops. 03:37:08.820 --> 03:37:10.100 We have a gross shot review coming up 03:37:10.100 --> 03:37:12.780 that I have to buy a bunch of chip for. 03:37:12.780 --> 03:37:15.340 Toronto to LAF coming up at some point. 03:37:15.340 --> 03:37:17.940 Yu-Gi-Clab, Kill-Those-Are-Clab, bunch of gaming, we'll go from there. 03:37:19.100 --> 03:37:20.700 Jack Pemberick video in like three weeks. 03:37:21.300 --> 03:37:21.980 Geogester? 03:37:23.700 --> 03:37:26.220 I haven't played Geogester in a while. I feel like I'm a little rusty now. 03:37:29.860 --> 03:37:32.700 Quick back, quick background tour. 03:37:33.980 --> 03:37:35.100 You know my background. 03:37:36.860 --> 03:37:37.940 See it every fucking day. 03:37:39.380 --> 03:37:40.700 We got gamer subs in the back. 03:37:40.980 --> 03:37:42.460 Good Bart, 10% off. 03:37:43.100 --> 03:37:43.740 Pickle Rick. 03:37:45.340 --> 03:37:49.020 bunch of Funko's, Ironman mask, Twitch heart, 03:37:49.020 --> 03:37:51.300 chill alien dude, Danny Dachito, 03:37:52.820 --> 03:37:54.880 lava lamp, YouTube plaques, 03:37:56.420 --> 03:37:59.260 GeoGuessor globe, or not GeoGuessor globe. 03:37:59.260 --> 03:38:01.380 I want it from a GeoGuessor event. 03:38:02.580 --> 03:38:03.520 World globe. 03:38:04.520 --> 03:38:06.620 One chip challenge, fuck no. 03:38:06.620 --> 03:38:08.660 Nate and Landon for the sub, Potato and Ass, 03:38:08.660 --> 03:38:09.500 they give the sub. 03:38:15.340 --> 03:38:19.560 I don't know if we're about to rip jackbox. Let me see if there's like a short horror film we could watch 03:38:24.020 --> 03:38:28.200 I have a good philosophy videos soon we might watch it on Sunday, I don't know 03:38:33.860 --> 03:38:39.500 Scary videos do you have any good ones? I feel like we haven't been we haven't gotten any good scary videos in a while I 03:38:39.500 --> 03:38:45.220 I feel like right around now not many short horror films are dropping somebody reading Ted said that 03:38:46.340 --> 03:38:49.100 Yikes landed Nate and toast for the sub 03:38:51.140 --> 03:38:54.860 Psychology video soon on what if you have any of these you can watch again, Joe 03:38:54.860 --> 03:39:00.780 We play a video such that gives us that jack box with VIPs and mods. I don't think we're gonna do jack box right now 03:39:04.740 --> 03:39:07.380 We could watch a horror short film called snake dick 03:39:09.500 --> 03:39:33.700 Don't really know what that's about. 03:39:33.700 --> 03:39:37.840 We can't watch this. 03:39:37.840 --> 03:39:44.840 We cannot watch this new, uh, yeah. 03:39:44.840 --> 03:39:45.840 Why? 03:39:45.840 --> 03:39:51.600 Because it's actually, it's a snake dick. 03:39:51.600 --> 03:39:55.280 It's a penis, but it's a snake instead. 03:39:55.280 --> 03:39:57.000 Osh and Derek for the sub. 03:39:57.000 --> 03:39:58.000 Elbows for the three. 03:39:58.000 --> 03:39:59.000 Thank you for the stream. 03:39:59.000 --> 03:40:01.000 So it's not with an impression loop for the past few months. 03:40:01.000 --> 03:40:02.520 I'm sorry to hear that, man. 03:40:02.520 --> 03:40:03.520 Your videos have been my escape. 03:40:03.520 --> 03:40:04.520 You're amazing. 03:40:04.520 --> 03:40:05.520 Keep doing what you're doing. 03:40:05.520 --> 03:40:06.520 Thank you. 03:40:06.520 --> 03:40:07.780 We're not doing jackbox. 03:40:09.980 --> 03:40:14.480 Um, let's do, 03:40:16.140 --> 03:40:17.760 bro, there's gotta be a good short horror film. 03:40:17.760 --> 03:40:19.040 Are you fucking serious? 03:40:20.520 --> 03:40:21.860 CS, Gio. 03:40:23.600 --> 03:40:24.800 We could run Gio, dude. 03:40:24.800 --> 03:40:28.000 We have been talking about so much Gio yesterday, 03:40:28.000 --> 03:40:30.000 but there's also a cycle on the road. 03:40:32.000 --> 03:40:33.900 Directed by Curry Baker. 03:40:33.900 --> 03:40:37.900 Oh my god, should we just watch this? This is the guy that made obsession. 03:40:42.900 --> 03:40:44.900 This is the director of obsession. 03:40:47.900 --> 03:40:49.900 It's a video called Enigma. 03:40:51.900 --> 03:40:53.900 Oh, he's in it, too. 03:40:54.900 --> 03:40:57.900 Wait, this is awesome. Nobody cares. 03:40:57.900 --> 03:40:59.900 Uh, buddy, it's gonna be peak. 03:41:00.900 --> 03:41:01.900 Enigma. 03:41:03.900 --> 03:41:08.900 I don't know if it's horror. It says it's a psychological thrill. 03:41:26.900 --> 03:41:29.900 It's not T.O.S. Chad, he's not actually throwing up. 03:41:33.900 --> 03:41:39.900 Oh, I've been there. I have no fear of vomiting anymore. 03:41:43.900 --> 03:41:45.900 Fucking yak, no problem. 03:42:03.900 --> 03:42:14.660 Rip to Drake in the gang they passed at a party. 03:42:14.660 --> 03:42:18.020 Paintball game that will end it all. 03:42:18.020 --> 03:42:20.780 Rest in peace to my beautiful children. 03:42:20.780 --> 03:42:21.820 Saw my mom for the last time. 03:42:21.820 --> 03:42:22.820 Want to spend time. 03:42:22.820 --> 03:42:25.300 Want to spend our time different. 03:42:25.300 --> 03:42:27.500 Huge suicide party tomorrow. 03:42:27.500 --> 03:42:29.500 What? 03:42:29.500 --> 03:42:54.500 Oh, do they think the world's ending? 03:42:54.500 --> 03:43:22.900 Has he been sitting there all night? 03:43:22.900 --> 03:43:25.400 We've been sitting there all night. 03:43:28.900 --> 03:43:29.400 Hey, man. 03:43:29.400 --> 03:43:29.900 What have you been? 03:43:29.900 --> 03:43:30.400 Sorry. 03:43:30.400 --> 03:43:31.400 I've waited up all night. 03:43:31.400 --> 03:43:32.400 Yeah, sorry, man. 03:43:32.400 --> 03:43:32.900 It's just... 03:43:32.900 --> 03:43:34.400 That's Curry Baker. 03:43:34.900 --> 03:43:37.400 Busy because it's in the world for some, so... 03:43:38.400 --> 03:43:38.900 Sorry. 03:43:41.400 --> 03:43:42.400 Hey, um... 03:43:45.400 --> 03:43:46.400 Sorry. 03:43:46.900 --> 03:43:47.400 Hey. 03:43:49.900 --> 03:43:51.400 Why are you still working? 03:43:52.900 --> 03:43:54.900 Oh, it's just the world's ending. 03:43:54.900 --> 03:43:56.900 Well, they keep scheduling me, so why not? 03:44:10.900 --> 03:44:14.900 Skydive with no parachute. Say goodbye with SkyDrive LA. 03:44:22.900 --> 03:44:26.020 Oh my god, he ate my fuck two-thirds of the pizza. 03:44:27.700 --> 03:44:30.500 YOOOOOO! 03:44:32.100 --> 03:44:33.140 Like you should- 03:44:34.260 --> 03:44:36.500 Oh my god, bro. 03:44:37.300 --> 03:44:39.140 Oh my god. 03:44:39.860 --> 03:44:43.140 Holy shit, wait chat. I actually think he just had an itch on his leg there. 03:44:43.700 --> 03:44:44.980 Oh yeah, no, that's what it was. 03:44:46.100 --> 03:44:46.820 All right, lock in. 03:44:47.940 --> 03:44:48.820 You didn't say it. 03:44:48.820 --> 03:44:58.820 It's the end of the world honey. Your father and I are making the most of it. Like you should be. 03:44:58.820 --> 03:45:04.820 Sure. Your father says hi. He says he loves you. 03:45:04.820 --> 03:45:07.820 Hey mom, I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed. 03:45:07.820 --> 03:45:14.820 What? She put your dad honey. Go have fun. This is the only time in her life you're going to be able to do something. 03:45:14.820 --> 03:45:17.820 I want to have a bunch of like we did. 03:45:17.820 --> 03:45:18.820 Skydiving. 03:45:18.820 --> 03:45:19.820 That would be fun. 03:45:19.820 --> 03:45:20.820 Skydiving. 03:45:20.820 --> 03:45:21.820 I called. 03:45:21.820 --> 03:45:22.820 It's a 46 hour wait. 03:45:22.820 --> 03:45:23.820 Oh wow. 03:45:23.820 --> 03:45:26.820 Why are they doing, I don't understand this. 03:45:26.820 --> 03:45:28.580 I don't understand this at all. 03:45:28.580 --> 03:45:33.500 If the world's ending, why is there 15% off deals to skydive to your death? 03:45:33.500 --> 03:45:37.100 I don't understand why there's companies that are trying to make money if money's meaningless 03:45:37.100 --> 03:45:39.300 if everybody knows the world's gonna end in seven days. 03:45:39.300 --> 03:45:40.300 I called. 03:45:40.300 --> 03:45:42.300 It's a 46 hour wait. 03:45:42.300 --> 03:45:43.300 Oh wow. 03:45:43.300 --> 03:45:47.300 I just, I hope you're not wasting any fucking time. 03:45:47.300 --> 03:45:48.300 Go phone mom. 03:45:48.300 --> 03:45:49.300 I'm gonna get some rest. 03:45:49.300 --> 03:45:50.300 I love you, Adam. 03:45:50.300 --> 03:45:51.300 I love you. 03:45:51.300 --> 03:45:52.300 Bye. 03:45:52.300 --> 03:46:12.460 No point in locking your door 03:46:22.300 --> 03:46:32.300 I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do. 03:46:32.300 --> 03:46:38.300 Do you have a shopper rewards card? 03:46:38.300 --> 03:46:40.300 Seriously. 03:46:40.300 --> 03:46:42.300 For the points. 03:46:42.300 --> 03:46:46.300 For the points that I'm going to end up using. 03:46:46.300 --> 03:46:48.300 The world's ending. 03:46:48.300 --> 03:46:50.300 You really believe that BS? 03:46:50.300 --> 03:46:58.220 Oh, is this like a, is this like a fucking Y2K thing where it's like some people think 03:46:58.220 --> 03:46:59.900 the world's gonna end and a lot don't? 03:46:59.900 --> 03:47:00.900 You can hear them. 03:47:00.900 --> 03:47:03.180 They've been saying that shit since the 80s. 03:47:03.180 --> 03:47:04.180 It's propaganda. 03:47:04.180 --> 03:47:07.100 Why do you think all these companies are pushing suicide? 03:47:07.100 --> 03:47:10.020 It's population control men. 03:47:10.020 --> 03:47:12.460 Those are your private companies? 03:47:12.460 --> 03:47:14.260 Well, we certainly know something we don't. 03:47:14.260 --> 03:47:18.020 What do you think they're gonna do with all the money from their creative suicides? 03:47:18.020 --> 03:47:25.020 A lot of effort from the yacht for one day and then die. 03:47:25.020 --> 03:47:31.020 Would you like a bite? 03:47:31.020 --> 03:47:38.020 Okay, please. 03:47:38.020 --> 03:47:43.020 Locked out of your own house. 03:47:43.020 --> 03:47:47.020 It's gonna be Curry Baker in there. 03:47:52.020 --> 03:47:56.020 They're saying you could hear them. Like there's like aliens or some shit? 03:47:56.020 --> 03:48:00.020 What do you mean you could hear them? There's like monsters that are ready to kill people. 03:48:08.020 --> 03:48:11.020 Hey. Hey. Hey. What are you doing in my place? 03:48:11.020 --> 03:48:12.860 No, no, no, this is my place, man. 03:48:12.860 --> 03:48:13.860 You're in my apartment. 03:48:16.360 --> 03:48:18.260 Oh, sorry, man. 03:48:18.260 --> 03:48:19.660 I was all turned around. 03:48:19.660 --> 03:48:22.860 The door was open, and I'm a little drunk. 03:48:22.860 --> 03:48:25.860 I thought this was my unit. 03:48:25.860 --> 03:48:26.860 I'm sorry, Richard. 03:48:41.020 --> 03:48:48.020 I'm not going to get him with the bag still in his hands. 03:48:48.020 --> 03:48:52.020 People should do this more. 03:48:52.020 --> 03:48:56.020 Are you holding up for her? 03:48:56.020 --> 03:49:00.020 Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't smell like her. 03:49:00.020 --> 03:49:10.020 I have a chair at the end of the world. 03:49:10.020 --> 03:49:12.020 It doesn't mean you give up. 03:49:14.020 --> 03:49:19.020 Damn bro, what would you do if you knew the world was gonna end in like five days? 03:49:28.020 --> 03:49:34.020 I would definitely eat like shit. I mean I feel like you'd be so nervous you couldn't eat. It'd be like being on death row. 03:49:35.020 --> 03:49:36.020 Like you wouldn't want to eat. 03:49:40.020 --> 03:49:42.020 I 03:49:42.060 --> 03:49:44.460 Was eating ice cream of the fork and I'm triggered 03:49:55.780 --> 03:49:57.780 Oh, they still got a week oh 03:50:02.500 --> 03:50:04.500 Yeah, I'd start smoking cigarettes 03:50:04.500 --> 03:50:10.000 Don't do cigarettes. If I knew the world was gonna end in seven days, I'd probably start smoking cigarettes. 03:50:18.000 --> 03:50:20.000 How do you crack? 03:51:04.500 --> 03:51:13.500 I'm not sure if I was ripped out of the photo. 03:51:13.500 --> 03:51:26.500 Oh, is that his girlfriend? 03:51:26.500 --> 03:51:30.180 Oh, that was the girl he was looking at. 03:51:30.180 --> 03:51:33.500 Why would you even keep the photo? 03:51:33.500 --> 03:51:58.260 Yeah, him crying and then being happy the next day really makes it seem like he's going 03:51:58.260 --> 03:52:00.060 to kill his ex-girlfriend. 03:52:00.060 --> 03:52:03.300 Oh, doesn't that I give you a call? 03:52:03.300 --> 03:52:05.700 Do you remember Evelyn? 03:52:05.700 --> 03:52:06.900 Evelyn? 03:52:06.900 --> 03:52:09.500 Evelyn, middle school to high school. 03:52:09.500 --> 03:52:11.340 Remember? 03:52:11.340 --> 03:52:12.660 Oh, yes. 03:52:12.660 --> 03:52:14.340 You two were always such good friends 03:52:14.340 --> 03:52:16.980 before you met Cassie. 03:52:16.980 --> 03:52:17.460 Yeah. 03:52:20.420 --> 03:52:22.860 What about her? 03:52:22.860 --> 03:52:24.940 Yeah, he burned broken up with this girl for years, 03:52:24.940 --> 03:52:26.460 and he's still fucking thinking about her. 03:52:26.460 --> 03:52:28.460 Mom, do you think I made a mistake? 03:52:28.460 --> 03:52:29.520 Oh my god. 03:52:29.520 --> 03:52:31.420 Spending all the time I did with Cassie 03:52:31.420 --> 03:52:33.700 for it to just end like it did? 03:52:37.100 --> 03:52:37.900 I think I did. 03:52:40.400 --> 03:52:41.000 I did. 03:52:43.480 --> 03:52:46.080 I pushed all my friends away. 03:52:46.080 --> 03:52:48.880 Put all my eggs in one basket, and now it's all over. 03:52:52.880 --> 03:52:55.680 Evelyn asked me once if I was given the chance 03:52:55.680 --> 03:52:59.520 to know when I was going to die, what I want to know. 03:52:59.520 --> 03:53:00.720 Yeah. 03:53:00.720 --> 03:53:03.280 I remember I said, yeah, I would. 03:53:03.280 --> 03:53:05.080 I'd be cool if no. 03:53:05.080 --> 03:53:06.240 Planet. 03:53:06.240 --> 03:53:10.040 When I was coming, we argued about that. 03:53:10.040 --> 03:53:13.920 She thought it was an awful idea. 03:53:13.920 --> 03:53:16.960 She was always right. 03:53:16.960 --> 03:53:17.460 It was. 03:53:22.240 --> 03:53:22.740 Stop it. 03:53:22.740 --> 03:53:23.520 I want to hear this. 03:53:23.520 --> 03:53:25.240 I'm sick of it. 03:53:25.240 --> 03:53:27.240 I don't have time for it. 03:53:27.240 --> 03:53:29.240 I don't have time for it. 03:53:29.240 --> 03:53:31.240 We all don't have time for it. 03:53:31.240 --> 03:53:34.240 Figure out how you want to spend your days, 03:53:34.240 --> 03:53:37.240 but please don't waste mine with this negative energy. 03:53:37.240 --> 03:53:40.240 I am trying to exclude my life. 03:53:46.240 --> 03:53:48.240 It's kind of a loser-ass mom. 03:53:48.240 --> 03:53:50.240 I feel like as a parent, even if the world's ending, 03:53:50.240 --> 03:53:52.240 you kind of got to be there for your kids. 03:53:52.240 --> 03:53:58.240 there for your kids. I think that would be a valid response from like a secondary friend. 03:53:59.600 --> 03:54:06.160 Like if you if you had a friend that like there's a week left alive. I have a friend from high 03:54:06.160 --> 03:54:11.280 school that calls me he's like man I think I messed up I'd be like dude I don't give a shit if I'm 03:54:11.280 --> 03:54:14.760 being honest. I don't care. Like. 03:54:15.760 --> 03:54:18.680 Don't call me again unless you have something positive to say. Okay, 03:54:18.680 --> 03:54:20.600 honey. Wow. 03:54:28.840 --> 03:54:32.280 If I knew the world was gonna end, I'm going to flirt with my friends, 03:54:32.280 --> 03:54:33.000 moms. 03:54:37.560 --> 03:54:39.160 You most certainly already do that. 03:54:41.280 --> 03:55:06.680 Hey Evelyn, I really think we messed up when I was in high school, I really fell in love 03:55:06.680 --> 03:55:11.080 with you and I'm sorry that I broke up with you. 03:55:11.080 --> 03:55:13.080 It's been six years 03:55:26.160 --> 03:55:28.160 Is he watching every movie? 03:55:30.520 --> 03:55:33.840 Well, like what is the Earthquakes? What does that mean? 03:55:41.080 --> 03:55:58.520 Hey Evelyn, it's Adam. I hope you're doing well. I'm calling because I don't know, you're 03:55:58.520 --> 03:56:05.640 probably busy or whatever, but give me a call when you can. I'd love to talk to you before. 03:56:05.640 --> 03:56:06.640 Anyway, it's Adam. 03:56:06.640 --> 03:56:21.640 Oh my god, Evelyn's following it back. 03:56:21.640 --> 03:56:26.640 Hello? 03:56:26.640 --> 03:56:28.640 Hmm 03:56:31.400 --> 03:56:33.400 Hello, hello 03:56:39.240 --> 03:56:41.240 Hi 03:56:44.520 --> 03:56:46.520 Stop fucking calling me weird 03:56:48.840 --> 03:56:51.760 That fucking calling me want me 40 messages 03:56:54.240 --> 03:56:56.240 It's a good hear voice 03:56:56.640 --> 03:57:14.000 I got your message I glad you did thanks for getting back to me it's been such a 03:57:14.000 --> 03:57:23.280 long time yeah have you been what you've been doing right now I'm stationed 03:57:23.280 --> 03:57:28.320 in Florida with the Climate Crisis Coalition doing our best to 03:57:28.320 --> 03:57:32.080 save what's left of the ocean, or, you know, trying to. 03:57:32.080 --> 03:57:35.280 It's been great to see so many people still trying to fight back. 03:57:37.280 --> 03:57:38.720 Given the circumstances. 03:57:38.720 --> 03:57:39.720 Wow. 03:57:39.720 --> 03:57:41.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:57:41.280 --> 03:57:42.280 How about you? 03:57:44.280 --> 03:57:47.920 Honestly, you know, eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream and gooning, so... 03:57:47.920 --> 03:57:51.920 It's the, uh, stupid shit. 03:57:51.920 --> 03:57:53.920 What you're doing sounds incredible 03:58:00.280 --> 03:58:02.280 Yeah 03:58:05.120 --> 03:58:07.120 Why'd you reach out? 03:58:09.280 --> 03:58:11.280 You remember senior year 03:58:11.560 --> 03:58:13.560 Oh, it's Jackson. Oh 03:58:14.000 --> 03:58:17.880 You know always held our math class back because nobody could figure out the quote. Oh 03:58:18.880 --> 03:58:20.880 Immediately tune him out a dr. Formula 03:58:21.920 --> 03:58:25.920 So once we got to the cafeteria, every spot was taken. 03:58:25.920 --> 03:58:28.920 So we'd sneak up to the catwalks in the drama theater 03:58:28.920 --> 03:58:30.920 and just hang out there. 03:58:30.920 --> 03:58:33.920 And that would be our place the rest of the year. 03:58:33.920 --> 03:58:37.920 No one would bother us. 03:58:37.920 --> 03:58:42.920 And we'd talk about our lives and our goals and our futures. 03:58:42.920 --> 03:58:46.920 I've been thinking about that. 03:58:46.920 --> 03:58:49.920 Those times we had. 03:58:51.920 --> 03:58:56.920 I asked myself what happened, but I already know the answer to that. 03:59:00.920 --> 03:59:04.920 I've been wasting all this time since the gym's eight o'clock started ticking, and... 03:59:07.920 --> 03:59:09.920 I just didn't take anything mattered anymore. 03:59:12.920 --> 03:59:16.920 But I'm wrong, and now I'm trying to play catch-up. 03:59:16.920 --> 03:59:27.920 I'm reaching out because if there's one thing I do before I die it's to let you know I love you. 03:59:36.920 --> 03:59:45.920 Yo, you're like 26 reaching out to somebody you haven't spoken to in like eight years telling them you love them. 03:59:45.920 --> 03:59:46.920 I always have. 03:59:49.800 --> 03:59:52.500 What the fuck is that ugly face, bro? Libby, this is so weird. 03:59:53.000 --> 03:59:54.840 I'm sorry, I never said it sooner. 03:59:55.440 --> 03:59:58.700 Like, even if the world's ending, bro, he's saying he loves her. 03:59:58.700 --> 04:00:00.100 I'm like, bro, you guys haven't told me... 04:00:15.920 --> 04:00:17.980 you 04:00:45.920 --> 04:00:47.980 you 04:01:15.920 --> 04:01:17.980 you 04:01:45.920 --> 04:01:47.980 you 04:02:15.920 --> 04:02:17.980 you 04:02:45.920 --> 04:02:47.920 I 04:03:00.760 --> 04:03:04.200 You what I'm sorry 04:03:06.240 --> 04:03:08.240 That was a good video 04:03:09.200 --> 04:03:11.440 All right chat I got a bit 04:03:11.440 --> 04:03:13.440 Oh 04:03:14.200 --> 04:03:17.160 Ranch for the sub yo Franky, bro. Thank you for the free 04:03:17.960 --> 04:03:22.220 Sure film was cool. Obsessions because fuck bro. That's literally. I'm so excited to see that 04:03:22.660 --> 04:03:26.440 We got a cake for tomorrow minimum three keg stands just to get in the door, bro 04:03:26.440 --> 04:03:28.800 You actually bought a keg Conor the three. I'm down 04:03:29.560 --> 04:03:31.560 Hallmark movie a type resolution 04:03:32.520 --> 04:03:38.240 Octify thinking this up for a W Frankie, bro. I love Frankie come on Ian's ulti for the sub Conor the three 04:03:38.240 --> 04:03:43.000 If I knew the world was gonna already read that Lee and pyro the Sun, but I love Curry Baker 04:03:43.000 --> 04:03:44.700 I love his comedy shit, too 04:03:44.700 --> 04:03:51.480 Like that's why I'd be able to pivot from like short sketch comedy to making like one of the most highly rated like horror films 04:03:52.100 --> 04:03:54.100 This year or even the last few years 04:03:54.540 --> 04:03:56.540 But yeah chat we're calling that there 04:03:56.540 --> 04:04:00.500 If you have any videos of launch give it to play video such not paper such that I can such it 04:04:00.500 --> 04:04:02.500 I've already pushed on the main of the game. Thanks for watch that 04:04:04.660 --> 04:04:07.960 Tomorrow I'm not live I'm gonna be live Sunday at like noon 04:04:08.240 --> 04:04:13.520 It's an early stream, React day, maybe some philosophy of React, maybe a little bit of gaming. 04:04:13.520 --> 04:04:17.720 Monday I'm not live, Tuesday's gonna be tomorrow's, fours are eyes and six driving wheel, Sim day, 04:04:17.720 --> 04:04:21.240 after Soros on the PS5. 04:04:21.240 --> 04:04:27.240 Wednesday, finishing sub-Dota 2, Thursday, not really knowing what we're doing yet. 04:04:27.240 --> 04:04:29.920 Friday's React, then I'm gone the 30th to the second for four days, 04:04:29.920 --> 04:04:31.720 supposed to be while I'm gone, then we're back running out stream. 04:04:31.720 --> 04:04:36.440 Got up a few collabs with Yugi and Killdozer planned, we're gonna be doing a 2v2, 04:04:36.440 --> 04:04:38.440 Broby bro at some point whether it's this Thursday or soon 04:04:39.400 --> 04:04:42.560 Charity stream for shadow proof rate matching chat so it's up to 10k June 5th 04:04:42.920 --> 04:04:47.480 React a planning a charity stream later on in the late summer time and then we'll go from there 04:04:47.560 --> 04:04:51.320 All right, or a group charity stream rather, but yeah chat 04:04:52.320 --> 04:04:59.560 Appreciate y'all. I'll be out fun and let's fucking raid. Who do we want to raid? Oh my god, do you see he's playing forza? 04:04:59.760 --> 04:05:01.760 What the fuck? 04:05:01.760 --> 04:05:06.700 Zay for the sub pyro and leave for the sub all right appreciate y'all I'll be on fun and I'll catch y'all later 04:05:06.700 --> 04:05:10.040 We are going to rate in five four three two once you guys