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Do I look like shit Jesus
Oh my god.
Hello everybody bloody good.
How's everybody doing on this fan fucking tastic Sunday chat?
I am late because I am drastically hungover yet again yet again.
It's Memorial Day weekend.
It's my excuse.
I went to the pretty cool dudes
place last night
Got pretty fucked up
Got home
Immediately threw up
Fell asleep
Woke up at four in the morning with quite possibly the worst headache. I've ever had I
Was just making this noise
for like five minutes and then I threw up again this time it was just straight
water fell asleep again with a wet towel on my head because that made me feel
better woke up at noon went oh shit I'm supposed to be live right now took a
shit eight McDonald's that I ordered but forgot to bring inside so it sat for like I don't know
five hours um so I don't know if that was like not healthy I don't know if that was
safe or not but I ate that uh and then now we're here oh I also had an apple so yeah that's my
Morning I look like shit. I feel like shit not as bad as the
other day
One was that that was like two weeks ago three weeks ago
That was the worst I've ever felt on stream
I it got so bad. I took my shirt off. I was fucking sitting there sweating
Right now. I'm probably hung hanging over. I like two hours ago. I was probably like a nine right now
I'm probably like a three
So my head doesn't hurt unless I move quickly like if I sit and don't move I feel fine. Anyways
Chat it is a react day today. I wasn't live yesterday, and I'm not live tomorrow
for Memorial Day happy Memorial Day by the way to anybody that celebrates but um
Chats
What was I going to say today's a react day tomorrow? I'm not live Tuesday is going to be Soros
the PS5 game into Forza Horizon 6 on the driving wheel might do some drinking and driving on the sim wheel. We don't know. We'll see.
Wednesday is beating Subnautica 2. Thursday, I still don't know what I'm doing. Friday is going to be Reacts and then I'm gone the 30th Saturday through the second. I'm gone for four days.
for four days.
We're back grinding out stream.
We have a charity stream June 5th.
So next Friday, we have a charity stream for Shatterproof.
Matching Chatstone is up to 10k, preventing drug addiction.
Or preventing drug addiction, trying to prevent drug addiction
and also help people that are going through it.
So drug addiction recovery.
What else?
Then we have the Yu-Gi collab coming up.
Kildozer collab coming up.
New Fears to Favin game is apparently dropping
in like two weeks or so, so we're gonna be playing that.
We have a growth shot review we're gonna do one day
and then try not to laugh coming up as well.
But yeah, that's the schedule.
If you have any videos you don't have to continue to play,
video, stop shop, get a stop shop,
it's not time for most of the videos
that watch kids not play.
Activation point schedule,
if you wanna know the stream schedule.
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I don't know stage. Thank you for some fat rat it not and Frankie bro. What the fuck no fucking way you're alive right now
Bro Frankie, I'm not even gonna lie. I like don't remember
Like leaving your house I
Like don't I I remember I remember calling an uber
getting in the uber, in the uber kind of going, yeah, I can't wait to throw up, but having the mental, the mental capacity to hold it in, see, that's the difference.
Yeah, there are a lot of weak chuds that throw up in Ubers,
and I have never and will never knock on wood, throw up in a fucking Uber.
Because you know how crazy you are as a person to be so fucked up that you can't figure out,
like, timing on, oh, I gotta make it to the bathroom.
I sat in an Uber for, like, hmm, I don't know, almost an hour.
Locked. Locked.
Locked.
I mean, literally sitting there going,
Lady goes, I'm ordering, I'm ordering DoorDash. She goes, do you want to, do you want me to pull? I go, no.
No. Do you want me to pull? No. I could pull up, she was very nice. And in hindsight, I felt bad.
Because she was just being so sweet and was like, I could pull over, you could like grab something. I was like, no.
But I didn't want to I didn't want to I didn't want to talk so
Yeah, I was in that light. It felt like I got flash banged. I was just sitting there the whole time
Then I was fine. Oh
Smoke too much to yeah yesterday was a hole. We're gonna move on yesterday. It happened bottle
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W weakly hangover stream. Okay. It's not see now. That's what you seem like. I'm an alcoholic
See, I'm not an alcoholic. I am a stoner. I'm not an alcoholic
You are I'm not I'm not
I could chat I could go the rest of my life without drinking
Could I go the rest of my life without getting high now?
No, but it's good to admit that to myself. That's cap. It's not cap, but it's not cap. I could do it
There's just no reason to do it
Luke and Lucas they give the subject zone over the sub spring thing of the thousand days
What's your video on death? I wonder if you have any other tips of somebody I knew from school under the life a few weeks ago
I'm sorry if this is fair social
tips on what and
Number one, I'm sorry for the loss of your friend. What do you mean tips?
I watched your video on death. I'm wondering if you have any other tips of somebody I knew from high school under their life
Like dealing with death you mean like the video where I was talking about my grandpa
Number one, I'm sorry for your loss to decide never the answer
number two I
Mean outside of what I said in that video. It's literally just time man
Like that's all you could really do you're gonna mourn people for like the rest of your life if they're close, you know
You know, grief in general is just people usually say,
well, that has nowhere to go.
You know, if you love somebody and they're dead,
the experience that you feel is what you would coin
or title as grief.
So I think the more time that you have to mourn,
the better it is and the better you are at dealing with it,
but you're not ever going to just like be perfectly fine.
You know what I mean?
Like it's so upsetting to think about.
But it will go in waves too, man.
I'm sorry for your loss though.
Dom Warman, Hex, they give the sub chain.
Jayce, they give the sub.
Dustin, for the thousand buddies.
Streaming's a lot to me.
Addiction has affected my entire family.
It's still fighting.
It's heartbreaking to see so many people
that don't care and take it seriously.
You've helped me through many hard times
seeing you use your platform to promote.
Getting help honestly means a lot.
Streams like this genuinely change lives
and make people feel less alone.
Well, thank you.
And I appreciate that, bro.
I hope you're all right.
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Kara tomorrow and goes take it at the sub midnight for the 1500
But he's got out of basic training the Air Force and tech school
Thank you for your service. You should have been out prior going kept me going through basic
How'd he memorial day weekend? Well, thank you for the fucking nice message and I'm glad that it went well
All right chat. What about directive 8020 part two will be out tonight. I'm still waiting on Evan to send me the thumbnail
Outside of that. I already beat that game. I don't know why you're saying what about 8020. Have you been living under a rock?
I beat back in two weeks ago
We played it back to back days. What about obsession? I saw that movie. It was fucking fire. I can't talk about it more
Wait, oh
My god, I didn't talk to you guys about it
Did I
Sorry, I'm a little hungover brains a little hazy right now
Did I talk to you guys about it? No because I I streamed early Friday so I could see the movie and
And then Saturday I went two guys recognized me then they sat behind me the whole film they were chill as fuck though
Dude's taking philosophy classes. He was like talking to me about it. She'll ask guy. I'm not gonna spoil it
I do want to make a video dude
I would love to talk about that film like when do you think it's fine to talk about that movie because I'm okay
This is all I'm gonna say
Obsession lives up to the hype
100% I went in with high expectations and it matched if not exceeded them
The trailer doesn't do it justice at all, which is good way scarier
Way scarier. It's it's like an uncanny horror. It's not like the classic
conjuring ghost film bullshit. You know what I mean like
That I love the direction he took I'm not gonna I'm not gonna split for the people that've seen the movie
You know what I'm talking about. I'm not gonna spoil anything but love the direction he took love the acting
It the emotion was great. Oh my god, it was so stressful. It wasn't the scariest movie. I've ever seen actually
It was the most stressful movie I've ever seen
Like see I'll rate it this way movie out of ten nine point five
No, I don't even care. That's not even recency bias that movie was amazing
locked in the whole time. Horror aspects, like scary, I'm going to give it an 8-5, stress level 10, like this is how I watched the movie.
And me and my friends, I went with two of my friends, I look over, this is 90% of the movie.
I'm just like watching it like that the whole time so awkward and it was like dude
I don't know it was the first time I had a movie experience that it wasn't a packed theater
It was probably like half full but it was the first time I had a movie experience where it felt like a
Communal experience, you know what I mean like when was the last time that happened like Avengers endgame?
Like I was sitting there watching it and everyone was like interacting, you know
Like when something crazy would happen you would hear like like comments and some people get annoyed by that
I think that's just funny as hell. There was like a woman that was probably like 40 with her husband sitting next to me
and
There would be some shit you go. Oh hell no
I was like that is
They would make me laugh because it was like I don't know this person but hearing their commentary about the movie was fucking so funny
Like you would hear somebody say some shit and it would be like oh my god
This it just it was a fun time. It was a fun movie experience
I really enjoyed it like if you like horror movies go see it if you don't like horror movies never watch that movie a day in your life
I it was the first horror film
I've seen in years that I thought about it for the next six hours after I stepped out of the movie theater like
After I saw obsession
Like if I've seen other horror movies
I'll get out of the theater talking about it for fucking 20 minutes and then move on dude. What movie obsession obsession obsession obsession obsession obsession obsession
obsession I said it like nine times
What movie obsession?
Curry Barker director
Goaded guy
Fucking hilarious
They make short comedy he I've watched his interviews about like the direction he went with the movie was fucking sick
I if you like horror movies, yes, yeah, if you don't don't watch it
I I that night was like paranoid
That night and it was like dude. It was the first horror movie
I've seen in a while that made me feel how horror games make me feel
Like most horror movies I watch I
Sit there, and I'm like, oh, this is scary, you know, oh, what no whatever, you know
That watching obsession felt like I like my reactions to playing a horror game not like jump scare wise
But just like oh like the whole movie you're going oh fuck. Oh
Oh
It's it's it gets worse and worse and worse and worse there's good comedic relief though, too
And the actress is amazing. I don't know where to name it. I think it's like in in something
Navarrette, I don't know how you say your name indeed Navarrette
Fucking great actor. I think she'll be like turbo famous in
like five years time
Uh
That movie that movie is definitely going to launch like all of their careers. I'm pretty sure they made it on like a 750
K or a million budget and the movie already grossed like 20 million dollars
Uh, it's like performing very well
It's rated r. Uh, yeah
Oh god, can I share one spoiler? Fuck no because you got I want you guys to see the movie
I want to spoil bro. I could rant about that movie for like five hours
I'm not even lying like I think I could talk about obsession for for like 45 minutes. I'm not gonna spoil it
I'm not gonna spoil it
No
In like two weeks, we'll talk about it
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Thank you the three
Watch everybody you posted love your content. Thank you bleeding an outro for the sub gun greedy and Nicholas
Thank you for the three actual thank you for the 10 gift
It's net and yahoo thank you for the sub
Torn thing of the thousand buddies my girlfriend broke up with me the other day
She wasn't a much really drained because I need to enough early in the relationship. I take full accountability for that
We loved it. We loved watching you together. I'm kind of lost right now any advice
I could be bettering myself for giving her space trying to reconnect in the end
I don't really know if you want to reconnect. I can't really give you any advice there, man
I only know how to give people advice on how to move on if you're planning on trying to get back together with her
I there's nothing I can really tell you man, but I say thank you for the sub word with a subblur is thank you for the thousand buddies
Love the shame of having a good day.
You got me through a lot of hard times.
Thank you.
Go say give it a three.
Watch the last night movie.
It was fire.
The theater sucked four girls in front of me
and two to the right one and shut the fuck up.
There was a group of like five people that sat behind me
and they walked into the movie theater
like 10 minutes after it started
and they were just talking.
And I like hearing like commentary
when something scary happens
and it's like a brief sense of somebody being like,
Oh, what the fuck?
But it was like, we're watching the film
and I just hearing these people talk.
And it was probably for like two minutes.
They were just like having,
this is the volume they were having conversations at.
Hey, yeah, so I don't really know, I don't, yeah.
Anyways, I, oh yeah, no, you should have, you know.
No, but like they were giggling and just talking.
And I was like, I'm not gonna be the guy to turn around
and tell them to shut the fuck up.
because that sets a tone for the film.
You know?
I think you gotta be a real dick.
You gotta give it like five minutes.
Like, if they talked for another three minutes,
I would have said something.
But like, they talked for probably two minutes
and then there was like maybe two people that went shh
and they stopped.
But I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't have said anything.
I think that really sets a tone for the film.
It would have robbed a little situation, yo, literally.
at the Rob Little Show with Jack.
Woman turns around, can you two shut the fuck up?
Whoa, really setting a tone here.
Really setting the fucking grim vibes
at the Rob Little Comedy Show.
Holy shit, need to fucking hear the jokes that bad.
Anyways, no, it's a good movie.
It was a really good fucking film.
Bros of the third for the sub,
Dyson Reel of the sub, nothing but a three.
It doesn't annoy people when people trauma them
to you to do do the parasociality. No, but sometimes people trauma dump and then they want me to give
them advice and I just can't. Like if you want to tell me like, hey, my grandpa died, my dog has
cancer, you know, like it's sad, right? I'm not upset. Like you want to tell someone that's fine,
right? But sometimes they'll be like, what do I do? And I go, brother, like there's nothing you can
You know what I mean? Like you just got to give yourself time you fucking move on, you know
It's morning. It's like sometimes they just think I'm gonna be able to fix it, you know
Dust they give it a thousand buddies did a video
Yeah, I did a video on you and did the section of my grandfather and yours if you had time would be cool to check it out
I'm sorry, man. I'm not gonna check it out right now
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uh, russian harass easily. Um
That was the one thing that i'll say
is
You know, he he is kind of a short guy in the film. I was gonna say like physically speaking. He shouldn't be worried
Don't read this out loud
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Don't know I skinny
I can't I can't tell you to take that or not take that deal to see it's team not an easily for the sub
That's up to you Bevan list. Thank you for the sub. It's entirely up to you, man
all right
chat
It's cool. Yeah, I just don't want to give you the wrong
I don't want to say like take it or don't take it and then you regret either. You know what I mean
Chat, run down to the videos that we have today.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, stop spamming paragraphs, Chat.
What the fuck are we doing?
I survived 24 hours in the world's deadliest jungle by Forrest Galante.
How rich kids cheat the SAT, big A video, haven't watched a big A video in a while.
$1 versus $100,000 pet fish, the entire history of drugs in 23 minutes.
If the economy is fucked why hasn't it crashed yet? W. W fucking lineup to be fucking lineup. I have to pass before we start
My apologies
But I'll be back in 30 seconds tops. It's always drugs. Yeah, it's always drugs. Yeah, you know anything I've talked about is drugs
Yep, tell me down
I'm not fucking puke break bro come on Caleb in the thread did you see the bear
did you see how bear is the that's spoiling I I can't read that I can't read that I can't read
that Kayla did in Tony for the sub no it's definitely his fault but it's like
I don't think he's a villain you know what I mean like I don't think he's like a
bad I think he's a dumbass if I'm being honest I don't think he's a bad guy I
think bears a stupid fuck I think he's an idiot and I think there's multiple
ways he could have gotten out of it. Stop talking about it. I'm spoiling. I'm
spoiling. I'm spoiling. He is the bad guy, but I don't think he is a bad guy.
Tava is what I'm saying. Like from a moral perspective, he is from the story
point of view. He's the bad guy, but from the actual I'm done talking about it.
I'm done talking about it. I get what you're saying, though. Flame, relent,
gunner and guns, they give it some Iran and it's for the sub bottle for the
What's an old body was Brooke?
It was when Brooke took over played some game when he dealt with it later
You guys caught about how to play a scary game did that ever happen now?
Did think of the sub jelly and buggy think of the sub Vincent makes the sub not thank you for the three
You're a cutie patootie throw it back not nasling think of it sub team and it's thank you for the sub
All right, yo lock in lock in chat first video of the day. Please don't send bets right now lock in I
Survive 24 hours in the world's deadliest jungle
I'm here in the jungles of Costa Rica one of the most biodiverse hot spots on the entire planet
And I'm looking for the Americas deadly. I don't understand how sloths aren't extinct. I
Know they have camouflage and they move very slowly, but it's like they're so easy to fucking kill. Are they not? How are they not dead? I
Don't I don't understand how like any even if they're like camouflaged slightly
I just feel like it's just so easy to kill them. Aren't they strong?
They fight. Bro, Sketty, I think I could murder a sloth in like five seconds. Like, I, dude,
have you ever seen something? They fight like this. If you try, this is you, this is a sloth fighting for its life.
And they have those stupid top claws.
Yes, creditor.
But I'll-
Rogue, thank you for the thre!
I saw obsessed with my girlfriend's top 3 movies, uh, like The Shadows, uh, Acting
with So-Raw, also The Woman Next To Me said, oh hell no, yeah, don't literally add the
same exact experience.
Tell some rocks in PRG for the sub.
We only have 24 hours before my flight.
Sloth would maul you know the fuck it would not I'm not saying I would survive the Costa Rican jungle chat
I would fucking die because here's the thing anything that looks nice is deadly. That's the weirdest fucking shit
Oh, look at this cool like neon green tree frog. It's poisonous. It's poisonous
It kills you if you touch it you die immediately you shrivel inside your body like a raisin and these jungles are oh, yeah
Let's let's let's fucking wade through the murky water crawling with poisonous frogs if you eat me
You're gonna die and dead bro. Is this not stupid that he's holding it at least nakes that can kill with a single bite a very
Very dangerous snake. He's going to start striking at me for sure
So I want to play like why bro. I can't get over this shit
I know he's a fucking survival expert
But I'm saying like I'll watch for Scalante and all these other guys go in the jungle and be like this snake would kill me if it
bit me. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm the predator I'm up. I'm gonna go fucking pick it up. It's
trying to bite me right now. Good thing I have my bare hands to grab it. I have to start here
along the banks of the river where immediately this has this snake has enough venom to kill
three small fucking Vietnamese children. Good thing. Good thing I brought no gear to fucking help me.
Good thing I'm gonna fucking grab it with my bare hands.
See, I'm face to face with one of the America's most fearsome predators.
So look at this, this is a mangrove ecosystem and it's low tide.
Is this why men die earlier than women? Yo, actually, though.
So we're looking for tracks specifically for crocodiles, one of the America's largest predators.
This is a saltwater environment and what I'm looking for are slides.
You can see there's one right there where a belly slide and some pearl marks are on either side.
And it's who's slid?
You know, I learned recently that crocodiles and alligators
don't really have a biological death clock.
They just get bigger and bigger until they can't support
their own way and die of starvation.
Or like disease.
That's so weird.
That's not true.
It is true.
If you, if you're alligators, alligators can live to like a hundred.
In from that, that we're hoping this.
Starvation?
Yeah, because they'll just constantly get bigger.
Their organs don't decay like ours do.
So they constantly just need to be able to feed themselves.
It's like if they don't fucking lose food or get sick or die from like the hands of a human or another crocodile, they'll live.
Like they'll just keep living.
See and hoping we can find here in this environment before we head off into the jungle.
You should watch Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls is a fucking con man and all the shit's fake.
Moments after finding the croc slide.
I do like watching Bear Grylls still though.
still though my favorite chat dream collab Jeremy Wade Jeremy Wade hit my
line buddy I'll go deadly as catch with you let's go fucking fish man there it
is dream collab Jeremy Wade the predator behind it my name is Jeremy Wade and
this is River Monsters
Sam look look look hold the boat in hold the boat in look at this big guy right
here up in the mangroves is an American I'm dead ass I'm not even surprised if
Forest tries to fucking jump on the back of this thing like no part of me is going to be shocked if he goes
All right, let's sneak up behind it crocodile
So this is the closest thing we have to a saltwater crocodile
It's these guys that hang out in these brackish estuaries like this
We're salt and freshwater mix in this murky muddy water and what's crazy is I'm only seeing one crocodile here
But I guarantee you there are dozens around this is the one that's showing itself to us
Crocodiles aren't just apex predators. They're vital players in Costa Rica's ecosystem
They control populations of fish, birds, and even mammals, keeping everything in balance.
And while this may be a top predator, one of the largest predators-
God, they look so fucking weird, bro.
Like, I know we know- like, I mean, they literally are dinosaurs.
Like, they look fucking so weird.
Like, when I stare- when I stare at a crocodile, I'm like, what is this?
I always wonder what their vision looks like, because their eyeballs are so fucking weird.
entire continent, it's by no means the deadliest. So we're on a search on this adventure to find
the America's deadliest predator. And if you thought that was crazy, America's deadliest predator
is blurred, but it's like the size of a bowling ball. Do you think it's going to be a snake?
It's got to be a snake. This is a fucking leaf. And if you thought that was crazy,
I'm going to be searching for more and more dangerous wildlife.
Like it's pissing me off that he's wearing fucking shorts.
He's wearing shorts and he's wading through this sketchy ass water.
Bro, you're dead if something fucking bites you.
Dangerous wildlife.
Costa Rica is a tiny country only comprising .1% of the world's land mass, but in that
1% is 5% of global biodiversity and we're heading into that jungle right now hidden beneath the rainforest
Oh my god, I always forget wild parrots are real
Like I was just assumed parrots are like this domesticated
This domesticated animal that people just have there's just like actual fucking straight-up macaws and two cans two cans
Two cans two cans is a creature. No big bro two cans are real and not just the fruit loop guy. I
Gotta remind myself of that daily
I guess a real ass bird bro Wow look at him
Fat ass beak, how do they not topple over you know how bad their neck must hurt
like this doesn't look real. I would say two cans and fucking platypuses or
platypie are like two animals that just look fucking fake as shit. Like I think
crocodiles and alligators look weird but they look like real animals. No this
shit looks like a like a fucking beaver with a disguise. Like I kind of don't
Like I feel like I could just grab its beak and pull it off and there would just be like a little beaver mouth
But like he actually just has a duck bill face
And they sweat milk they sweat milk
They sweat milk, they are mono-trems, egg-laying mammals.
They lack nipples, so milk oozes from their fucking skin.
than a coin. That's where you throw me off, dude. Egg-laying mammals, right? But it's toxin,
it's powerful enough to kill with a single touch. So look here, you want to see something?
I thought a mammal, I thought a mammal is something that gives live birth. Why is a platypus
a part of our group? You know, I'm not trying to like kick them out and like segregate a platypus
outside of the mammal, you know, group, but like fuck platypus, right? Well, the fuck they have
lied. They need to be warm-blooded and give live birth. They don't give live birth. They're warm-blooded,
sure. It's because they produce milk, bro. But are we really counting that as producing milk, man?
It's a milk thing. Okay, if it's a milk thing, that's just like, bro, they don't have nipples.
you ever seen a whale like spew out like splooge for or not splooge like milk whale giving milk
it's so fucking weird look also imagine giving birth to that motherfucker holy gaping vagina
What is it gonna feed?
I don't...
Okay, well this is just a fucking fake news ass video.
Oh, here it is.
This is the stuff that I was looking for.
That's why.
That's AI?
Oh.
Wait.
But this is real.
This is no, there's no way.
Yo, I'm gonna get scammed when I'm older. Holy fuck, bro. No, that's real dude. What?
What do you mean?
Some of those are AI sure, but one of them's not.
Oh god, why are these women?
They're like milking an orca whale.
Okay, I'm gonna move on.
I that, ugh.
Really beautiful under this leaf right here.
There you see him.
Look at that little beauty.
So this is a green and black poison dart frog.
Poison dart frogs may be tiny,
but some of them carry enough toxin to kill a dozen people.
I'm definitely not touching this little guy.
Yo, I'm definitely not touching this little guy.
Your fingers fucking four inches away from him, but that same deadly poison has actually been used you're holding him on a frail leaf
That's breaking people. I'm definitely what have you just jumped on you only not touching this little guy
But that same deadly poison has actually been used as a powerful tool for survival. So indigenous people would catch these and run
I'm definitely not touching this little guy, bro. What if he just went boop just jumps right onto your fingers
How does it administer the poison to you?
Like, if you touch it, is that enough?
Survival.
So, indigenous people would catch these and rub their arrows on that, and then shoot sloths
and monkeys, and the toxin from that would kill them and have them drop out of the tree.
So, there's 170 different species.
You ain't need poison to kill a sloth, buddy, trust me.
These are these beautiful little frogs.
So, the toxin comes from their diet, and what they eat is what bio accumulates in their
system to make them toxic.
Well, the reason they have these super bright colors is aposematism.
It's a warning sign to predators to say, if you eat me, you're going to die.
And while this may be a super deadly animal, and less ingested, it's not the most deadly.
So we're going to continue on our way.
Let him go.
Then touch it, forest.
Touch it.
If it's not deadly unless you eat it, why don't you pet it?
the jungle and try and find the America's deadliest predator.
With the hours quickly passing by, I still haven't found the deadly predator I'm looking
for.
I need to keep pushing on, and that's when I spot something moving in the canopy.
This is a two-toed sloth.
I'm being too much of a sloth hater right now.
I gotta chill.
Up in the canopy, this is so cool.
This is the closest I've ever actually been to a wild sloth.
Moving at .15 miles per hour, this guy is hanging out.
This guy's a fucking idiot. I mean like he's not even trying to protect himself, dude
What like you're telling me you're telling me that this is one of the the deadliest animals guys move so slowly that
LG will actually grow on their god. They're so gross dude
They're just like gross ass animals like that's that's the thing that I can't get get get up like rid of brother
They're just like covered in poop and fucking like bacteria. They're just like a living fucking microbiome of like deadly shit
That's why they're deadly
This is his little home right here. You can see he's just hanging out in this
He does have a very poopable nose to his credit to his credits. He's growing on me
Huh, this one this one is very people knows he kind of has a pig nose
Well, hold on what's crazy is these guys spend the majority of their life sleeping and hanging upside down
Just like this guy was right here when I climbed up to check him out.
As you can see, it's two o'clock and it's time to slow down and sloth life.
That means it's time for a nap.
So there we go.
Look at that.
Brought to you by Formex.
This clearly isn't the dead-
Is that a fucking ad?
I-
What?
What was that?
The animal that I'm looking for.
So I say goodbye.
This is awesome.
Is that an ad for a fucking wristwatch?
What did I just-
What did I just see?
Did we just film a wristwatch ad in front of a wild slug?
Does he know he's not getting paid?
Alright, so hiked all day and as you saw it was dumping rain, so this water is pushing
down like crazy, but it's not what we're here for.
I don't know the sock length for us, that's really getting me too man.
I mean like if you're going that high up, if you're going that high up the lag you might
as well just go full knee.
You know?
Like.
We are here for America's deadliest predator.
So this is awesome.
Sun is starting to set.
We're gonna start our night hike soon
and see if we can find some stuff tonight.
And right as the sun starts setting,
I quickly see something that could potentially
be our target animal.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Look at this, right here on the trail,
right at sunset is a boa constrictor.
Ho, ho, ho, how cool is it?
That's a boa constrictor?
I thought boa constrictors are huge.
Is that a baby?
is this. So this is not the biggest one. Yeah, that is awesome. I love constrictors like this
and they are the largest snake in Costa Rica. I love constrictors like this. It just starts
wrapping around his neck. This one is obviously just a juvenile. I mean, he's probably five
or six years old. They get a lot bigger than this. Typically, they have this pretty chill demeanor.
See if he bites me. Don't bite me. We're baiting it. We're baiting it to bite you.
Yeah, they have this pretty chilled demeanor unless they're going after prey and pray for them as a mouse a rat a bird
So this guy's obviously hunting along the forest floor here right as the Sun is going down looking for something
That's so weird. He's so chill, bro
This is a wild snake that is just fucking happy to be held one thing
It's super cool is take a look at the pits you can see them there
So that gives him that infrared heat sensing and then this big muscular body allows him to wrap up prey and asphyxiate them
So really beautiful. We'll just let him keep going on his way. That's so cool
Go on, but he didn't defend himself. What have you started attacking yet?
Well, he does that the Sun is starting to set so guys
Time for headlamps as he continues to hunt, which is what he's doing right now
Well, this snake looks like the perfect, this snake has the perfect circumference to be held by a wrist watch.
I wonder, I wonder where I could find.
Headlamps on and walk down this trail here because it is starting to get pretty dark and the scary reptiles are starting to come out in force, which is just what we want.
So, throw this on the head, get all set and just don't step on them as we keep going guys.
It's awesome. Wearing for a good start. That's a good sign for the beginning of the night, that's for sure.
That's for sure.
Was that just like a fucking snapping turtle?
Oh, he found a snake, then we're getting a snapping turtle, he somehow holds a wild
crocodile.
Time for the begin- A wild crocodile!
Being of the night, that's for sure.
As the sun sets, the jungle enters a new phase as nocturnal pre-
Where the fuck did he find that?
...editors begin to stir.
The species I'm tracking is most active at night, using darkness as cover to hunt with
precision.
If I'm going to find it, this is the time.
I only have seven hours left,
so I'm heading deeper into the jungle to look for him.
I feel like Forrest is like the prime example
of a guy that really cares about animals
and wants to show you it,
but has to like pan into this like brain rot,
like thumbnail content.
Like it doesn't annoy me,
but like there's no shot he has a flight in seven hours.
Like there's no part of me that's thinking
that he's just been staying awake for 24 hours straight
in the jungle, just wandering, being like,
we need to catch our fucking United Airlines flight back.
Like, he has a hotel to stay at.
America's deathly spreader.
Look here, look, look, look, look, look.
Right here, look.
There's a little spectacle came in.
You might be able to jump him.
Oh my God, this is the stupidest shit ever.
As the cameraman, as the cameraman,
you're watching this, you're going,
Oh my god, wait for us. You're gonna jump on that fucking thing.
Tommy. Tommy, bring me the looser.
Oh, okay. They have a rope. They have a rope to grab them.
Get even a tray.
I feel like you're underestimating sloths by a mile.
They don't attack humans when provoked.
They've severely injured and even killed humans before their claws can grow up to four inches and they're razor sharp.
They have extremely sharp teeth.
Hmm.
They also have extremely sharp teeth also you called sloths ugly and gross I have to remind you you've drank your own piss several times
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I'm not, I'm not, I'm not rattling this off right now.
I'm hungover.
This is so cool.
I'm not doing the schedule spiel.
This is one of Central America's biggest creditors right here.
Let's see if we can get our hands on him, shall we?
No way you don't see the fucking rope getting slid around his neck.
knack right now
Hey bud, gotcha. Look at you. What a beautiful little Cayman you are huh?
You are a fucking psychopath that is had a prop no that is a real-ass fucking wild
came in that he just caught and now he's gonna hold and talk about it this so
this guy is a beautiful dude what if he bites you man oh my god like what if what
If he just fucking bit his ass right there is a beautiful little
Like that could have been so bad
Didn't let him wear out at all I see him. Let me go get him. Oh you're fucking joking dude
You're I feel like that's got to be a sign to stop. It's gonna be real whoa look right next to him
There's a giant Central American snapping turtle. This place is alive with stuff. Holy crap
I don't even know what to go for first see if I can get my hands on this Cayman without losing a hand
There he goes. Oh, there goes the Cayman, but I got this guy
So that was insane went for a Cayman, which we may still be able to recover had him in my hand
But then didn't let him wear out like you're supposed to do he escaped and then he led me directly to this guy
Look at this a giant
Central American snapping turtle right here. Dude those things bite through bone man
Like that would bite that would like break your entire on look at this guy right here. How cool is this?
Look at that beak on him. How awesome is this?
So look at this guy right here big beautiful Central American snapping turtle that came and led me directly to him another
Really impressive predator these guys are absolutely awesome very closely related to the ones that we have in North America
Of course and the jungle just comes alive at night and look how beautiful this big guy is
I've also just noticed that there's a snake overhead.
Oh my god, he's hissing. Wait, that's the hissing noise?
So I'm gonna let this guy go right there and see.
Oh man, he's getting up there.
And no, this is like actually so scary though.
Like he's just, he's just like raw encountering like three different deadly predators in like a 10 foot radius.
Like that's how fucking packed this jungle is.
How quickly we can get up to that vine snake.
Give me my hook. Hook right there.
Wow.
Give me your bud.
More like a worm snake.
Huh, how's that?
What is that?
It's a Mexican parrot snake.
These guys are exhibiting one of my favorite defense mechanisms,
which is where they hold their mouth open like that
to tell you that they're going to bite.
They have a pretty bad attitude in general.
I've never caught one that hasn't been bitey,
and he will definitely strike here in a minute.
He hooked him down out of the tree, caught him on his way down.
on his way down and there we go.
That's like a snake I'd wanna own.
Like one like that, like a little guy, you know?
I would never wanna own a fat ass snake,
but I think when people own snakes
and they're like these little tiny guys, that's chill.
Three incredible reptiles.
Yeah, no, well, it wouldn't scare me.
Like I would never wanna own like a big ass snake
that's like potentially dangerous.
I was in the span of about.
You're like a corn snake.
Three minutes, I mean, that is absolutely wild.
All right, you go back on your way here, up into your tree, going, wow, what a crazy diversity in five minutes.
I mean, literally came in to snapping turtle, there's another snake right there.
This is insane.
This is nuts.
Literally, let came in to snapping turtle, to green parrot snake, to I think cat-eyed snake, and I'm in toadies.
I think, let's have a look here, look at this guy, right?
Bro, but that makes me nervous that there's like something around here that he's not seeing that could hurt him
Yeah, hey buddy, you want to grab that would freak me out so bad. It's like I can jump down
Look at you. Holy crap. We've had quite the night and you can see why these guys are called cat-eyed snakes
I have this beautiful
Cat-like pattern on their eye there, but look at that. Such a pretty little snake two snakes in the tree
The turtle the caiman I feel like wherever I put this guy down. I'm gonna find something else just based on how it's been going
But all that said we haven't found what we've come looking for we're looking for the America's deadliest predator
So we'll let this guy go keep going bro. What are we looking for dude a fucking panther like?
Yeah, so he's in a Jaguar spawns out of nowhere
Yeah, what are we fucking surgeon for you just get mauled by an animal dude
Like at what point at what point have we found it and we have to be out here all night
It's gotta be a snake. We will be
Send this guy back on his way. There's no way hang out with the other
There's always anything but a snake snakes that is about as good as it gets in the jungle
But I'm not leaving here without another shot at that caiman after searching for what feels like hours
I finally spot him tucked into a small pond
But because of all the plants the noose won't work and with only four hours left that means there's only one option left
I'm gonna have to do it the whole fashion way. Oh my god. He's gonna pick it up with his fucking hands
Like you just lose his whole arm. She's way more dangerous
There he is okay, so there we go
Look at this guy here old tangled up
No biting buddy, no biting.
So look at this one of the coolest crocodilians not just in Costa Rica but in the entire world.
This is the Spectacle Cayman and the reason that I know...
Hold it with one arm, one arm right now.
Undeniably that this is a Spectacle Cayman is his little spectacles right here.
So see that bridge across the nose that connects his eye spectacles?
That's where the name comes from and they have this tremendous bony head plate.
But what's cool is this is likely a young male and the reason he was in such a shallow clear area
where he didn't have to go any deeper any further is probably because he was getting bullied by other males.
So if you look here.
So he's a weak chud. Okay. Okay. We found we found a we found a sub three in the jungle.
But he got bullied off his territory. I see he's covered in scars.
I understand. I understand. Yeah, he's getting getting bit up.
So those are probably fighting scars from males go and get out of my territory
You're not big enough to take over and so this guy's been sort of extradited ostracized
And we'll give him a free chicken and
And break out the chicken breast packet. Let's give him a couple
It's to hanging out in this little pool right here. We'll put them out a little bit now sadly for him
He's been fiddled with one more time, but we're not gonna hurt him
We're just taking a look at him as we're out here enjoying the jungle
He's actually, aside from this...
This motherfucker, this crocodile, right? Or not? The Cayman's gone.
Oh, not again.
Cars really help.
Oh...
First I get bullied off by territory.
Now...
Now Force Galante's handling me.
And you can tell because of the big fat at the base of the tail here.
See all that fat?
That means he's eating tons of these turtles and frogs
and all these various things that we're finding
because he's storing all that fat.
So he's gonna go back, heal up.
They have an incredible immune system these crocodilians put them in the water. We'll keep going such such cool animals
I love crocodilians
There's few creatures in the world that I appreciate more than a crocodile and while this is a deadly predator
It's not the one we're looking for and it's certainly not the deadliest in the Americas
So we're gonna let this little guy go right. He's just taking it to that's the that's the bad thing, bro
I mean, yo, you're you're literally top dog in your jungle, bro, and you just got to do to hold me
like the one we're looking for and it's certainly not the deadliest in the
Americas so we're gonna let this little guy go back in the water keep looking
for our target species so there he goes there's only three hours left and I
still haven't found the Americas deadliest animal I need to start heading
out of the jungle so long night of walking through the jungle but no sign of
the big predator that I thought would actually be one of the easiest things to
The sun's gonna be up in about an hour and we'll keep going until the sun comes up for now
We'll keep going through the jungle and keep trying and just as the sun rises and our final moments ticked by I
spot something beside the trail
Tony come in here, I think they found this early on put it at the end of the video
Yeah.
Holy s***, look at this.
Like most YouTube filming, it's like he found this,
he probably found this pretty quickly.
And then it's like, oh, this is the coolest thing.
Guys, that fertilizer, that is a monster.
Listen, it's gonna be really hard to get the snake out.
He's in a really tough spot.
He's really good at YouTube, man.
Like I'm not trying to glaze it,
but it's like a lot of these guys that are,
you know, in this fucking animal conservation space,
like don't know how content works.
And he's like really like TV-ifying this,
this fucking like content, which is awesome.
Come on buddy, that's a big snake.
This is gonna be really hard to do without getting bitten.
He's worried about not getting bitten
and trying to get this, this is a, look at that snake.
Holy shit, look at that, look at that.
That is a monster, Fertilance.
A very, very dangerous snake.
He's already in strike position.
he's going to start striking at me for sure.
What's up, what's up, what's up?
Okay, I got him, I got him.
Look at that.
Oh, look at that.
What is it?
Is it poisonous?
That's what I'm freaking out.
That is a monster, Fertilance.
And that is the most dangerous snake
in the Americas right there
because of that incredible cryptic camouflage that he has.
Holy shit.
Do we have antivenom? Do we have antivenom on us?
Or something? Like, why are we so fucking confident right now?
I just can't...
Now, let's see if I can pin him...
Oh, come on, buddy.
Whoa, did you see how close my hand was to his head?
That was super dangerous.
Holy smokes.
This is the biggest fertilizer I've ever seen.
Look at the size of that pit viper right there.
That is an insane animal.
Let's see if I can slow him down for a sec.
Okay, there we go, there we go.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Look at that.
Holy smokes.
Look at that.
Oh, holy crap.
Oh, don't like that.
He's nearly getting me there.
Oh, smokes.
That is a huge fertilizer.
America's deadliest per-
Here's the scariest thing for me,
is if I was ever holding a snake like this,
I would be worried for when I let it go,
it's gonna attack me.
Like, I feel like I would swing and throw it.
If I, you know, like that would be,
the play would be like throw it 30 yards away
and then wrong because it's like the second you put it down I'm like oh she's going to bite me
predator now don't be fooled by this guy seeming to be pretty chill if you were to reach around and
get me that's it for me I am undeniably going to lose a limb these guys have a highly toxic venom
that if it gets you if it bites you say on the leg or her on the arm that skin that flesh is
is going to run away until you lose that limb or brother.
And he was like, oh, oh, and like jumping out of the way.
Like, bro, no urgency.
I'd be like, I feel like I'd be wearing like chain mail armor
right now, walking through this fucking jungle.
Like I would be head to toe, like Kevlar.
I'd be like bulletproof, everything.
You're not like, I don't want anything biting me.
goes gangrenous and gets infected and you die.
And the reason that these guys bite hundreds of people a year,
and I mean hundreds and dozens die,
is because of how you saw him standing like that.
Now imagine there was a log down on this trail
and that guy was curled up on the other side of that log
and one of us had stepped over and landed on him.
That's it, those fangs are through your shoe,
through your sock, into your leg,
your hours, hours from hospital care.
And that's it, you're in huge trouble.
So here he is, a magnificent creature
and look how beautiful he is.
I mean, you can-
Oh!
Wow!
This is dangerous.
This is really incredible.
How stunning and spectacular this snake is to see.
But there you go.
That is it, the Fertilance.
Oh, I don't even see it.
Like that.
Holy shit, that's close.
Don't like that one bit.
Come here, buddy.
We're gonna go back to the hook.
Not worth the risks to do that anymore.
We did it, we saw it.
Oh, fuck.
Distract him with the piss
Distract him with the weird piss poop combo. Oh my god. Wait, this makes a genius
Let me pee on his leg and then he's gonna fucking and then he's gonna fucking be distracted
I'm gonna bite him even saw the fangs came out there and
What's up leave them just leave them just leave them. Huh? Just leave them cool
These guys oftentimes are primarily frog eaters. So that liquid that you see right there
That is a super stinky liquid that they excrete has a yeah now it's all over your leg
Secondary defense after biting so that's what that is right there. Oh wait that wasn't it piss
That was like a defense spray
Bro got skunked on he's pooped it all over my leg
Here but he is locked on being super aggressive super dangerous snake, and that's it guys
We've done it. We've come we have found the America's deadliest predator
He's in my hands right here, and he's an absolute monster, so yeah, maybe bro. Maybe honestly he
He did film this in order put him back in the log
Let him go on his way before something bad happens, and we did it
I hope you liked this video comment and subscribe. Let me know that was a really fucking entertaining video
Like I think for us is like bro. He's doing the YouTube game right man. That was fucking awesome. Oh
Yeah, he just has the thumbnail. He has the mr. Beast thumbnails, bro. He's got it. Look at this shit
Wow, he's getting millions of views very strong way more than me
three million of video like average Lee on like old shit
That's crazy
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Next video next video how rich kids cheat the SAT this is big a this is a triac
He's also a streamer, but I think this is really interesting topic. He's gonna talk about so I want to talk about
SAT
Cheating a rising scandal parents are fuming. I have to move my camera
about other people's kids getting extra time on the SAT was extra time cheating technically I
knew I knew a guy dude I knew a guy that I grew up with went to middle school with went to high
school with run the SAT room he goes yo I will pay you a hundred dollars to this smart guy in my
class he goes I'll pay you a hundred dollars if I could sit behind you and you just kind of move
of your test score sheet to the like left a little bit.
Dude get it, she did on the whole fucking SAT got a 1350.
Proctor didn't fucking see shit.
The entire, I was watching it happen.
Like I'm taking the SAT, I look over
and he's just like full copying this kid's answers.
That's insane.
I heard tell of this through other articles
and other news stories throughout the years,
but this one was really specific.
Parents have reached a bricks loser shit, bro.
People cheat on the SAT all the time.
The problem is if you cheat on the SAT and you get caught,
ooh, that's bad.
That's really bad.
Like, the risk outweighs the reward.
Just fucking just take the SAT.
Taking point.
What is the SAT?
A US standardized test that is centralized
around reading, comprehension, writing, and math.
And it is a metric that is used to determine
how smart you are in some ways, as well as whether or not you'll get into colleges and scholarships.
More colleges don't use it now, but a lot of colleges still do.
It's the SAT and then what's the other one?
What's the other one that uses science?
I never took the other one.
Is it the ACT?
Yeah, the ACT I never took.
The ACT is out of like 30 something or some shit.
The ACT, you get a score up to 1600.
1600 is perfect.
You get a minimum of 400.
I took it three times, never studied.
First one I got an 11, 20, then I got like a 1200.
And I took it one more time, I got a 1300 flat.
And I remember the day before I took it, I didn't study.
But I was asking this guy that did well on the SAT what he did.
He was like, wake up, take a cold shower, and eat almonds.
I was like, OK, then it worked.
They're extremely angry.
And so I decided to look a little more into it.
Now, before I go on, I have to give a warning.
Warning, warning, warning, warning, warning.
This is for commenters and chatters.
I'm, whatever you have, ADHD, anxiety, IBS,
I believe that it's real.
I'm not calling your,
whatever you've been diagnosed with not real.
I am saying that there is a strong bit of evidence
that wealthier students are exaggerating,
faking or using this stuff to get it.
Yeah, they're lying.
Like out of out of 20 people that have extra time on the SAT only like 10 of them actually have ADHD or
Or some sort of
Need to actually get after their time
Like that's annoying. I get you needing it if you actually have you know ADHD
But there are people that yeah, I could see that getting their parents to like
like somehow get a written note from a doctor
that says they need this, but in reality,
they really don't.
That where they're like going to the doctors
and kind of like, they're like faking it
so they get like the capability to get extra time.
Banages on test.
I'm not, in hindsight now, I don't dislike it.
Like if you need extra time, you need extra time.
If I'm being honest, when I was in high school,
there was a kid in my class that had ADHD
during finals and the SAT he would get like 30 minutes extra time and I fucking hated him for it.
I remember being so annoyed. I remember being like you lucky fuck. Like, I, no, like I was mad.
I remember being mad. I remember being like, why do you get extra time? And I don't. Now I'm like,
well, he has ADHD. So, you know, but I also knew the guy and I think he was one of the rich kids
that kind of maybe tip the scales a little bit.
So let's go into it.
The SAT, an important test for college admissions here in America.
And what's interesting is on the SAT,
you have a certain, a lot of amount of time to take the test.
And that is how it's used to be standard.
Somebody in chat just said, I fake dyslexia and now I get extra time.
How did you fake dyslexia?
It's a standardized aptitude test.
People over time have claimed that because of certain conditions like bro, where should I move my camera? I'm gonna move on the left
This is gonna be a rare Joe Bart left side reaction
For ADHD or or a double-bass syndrome that they need more time
They need 50% more time or double the time or they need extra bathroom double
Double I'm not even a library. I finished most SAT segments well before the time was up
I think they give you it. I'm saying like not 88 people with ADHD like I think if you don't have a mental disorder
You have well
You have more more than enough time it like a 20 minute segment. I'm finishing that shit in like 12
And then I sit there and just wait, because I'm not allowed to move on a special quiet room accommodations. They're called the normal population. I remember wrote because when you take the SAT you're not in your school necessarily like you could take the SAT I took three SATs two of them I took at my school and one of them I took at another school.
and when you're taking it, it's people from all over your area.
It's just like an SAT test zone.
So like, if you take it at your school,
yeah, most of the people in your room
are gonna be from your class,
but there's gonna be a lot of people
that are from other places.
And I was taking, this is the second SAT I had.
I remember I was a sophomore
and this kid that walks in,
bro, he had to be like 11 years old, swear to God.
He walks in with the folder and a calculator
And I'm like, yeah, this kid's gonna fucking fail this shit.
He's like some young, sheltered ass.
Yo, but I don't think he was even like,
I don't think he was like a kid prod, prodigy.
I think his parents just wanted him to like get the SAT down.
So like when he was in high school, he'd be really good.
Cause you could just like infinitely take it.
So like most people take it like once,
like he's probably gonna take it
every fucking three months for years.
You've said this before, yeah, bro.
and he sat right in front of me.
And I remember I would pay $200 right now
to know what that kid got.
Because there's no part of me,
I know he had to have gotten like an 800.
Like bro, he had to be in like fifth grade.
He had to be in like fifth fucking grade.
There's no way you're doing well.
Just turn your face cam off.
We don't want to see your ugly balding ass.
All right.
At like a community college or a non-wealthy high school
or whatever of people taking the SAT
with these accommodations, having these problems,
is 2.7%.
Less than three out of 100 are diagnosed
with these issues that require special accommodation.
But one thing you'll notice is if you start looking
at the wealthier and more successful schools,
like Amherst College, that no-
Oh my God, is it like way higher?
Number jumps up to 34%.
2.7 to 34%.
Yeah, motherfuckers are paying to have ADHD.
Motherfuckers are fucking lying about that.
What?
34% of the students need extra time.
There's no way.
Like, Brown, it's 22%.
Cornell, it's 25%.
And at Stanford, the most egregious in the country,
Stanford, all the way, probably because they also give
special dorm room accommodations if you have a disability.
Which means you can get a single room instead of a double.
Yeah, you don't have to.
You get single room as a freshman if you if you have like a need to
Yeah, whenever you put that in place, there's gonna be people that fucking scan the system roommate
38% of students at Stanford right now have a disability
officially diagnosed disability over a third are saying they have a disability that allows them to get extra time on a test a
special room and what's interesting is all evidence suggests that these disabilities
Disabilities should be more prevalent among people who are financially struggling because the idea of like stressors
Nutrition access all that stuff should be higher, but it's the inverse you seem appear way more often among wealthy students
This guy this guy's from Stanford saying half of his class gets ticked their step test in a combinations room and get extra time
So the graph is insane and it's rising so yeah, you're a fucking Stanford student
So fast. You're in an Ivy League and half of your class is fucking getting extra time
in recent years. There's just no way. Now you may have heard about something similar
to this. It takes up space. It takes up space for people that actually have one. Yeah, no,
that's fucking annoying as shit. Like you actually have ADHD. You are struggling and
need more time and then you're sitting next to three jackasses that are just fucking
scamming the system. So they're able to fucking make more money or not make more money, get
more time. The varsity blue and therefore make more money because they want to go to an Ivy League scandal back in 2019. This kind of went viral. There was a Netflix movie about it. There's no echo. Stop saying fix the echo. Is there an echo?
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All right, lock in.
It was mostly about college admissions though.
It was like the Lori Loughlin, you know,
dozens of parents got shot.
Oh my God, the fucking paying for good SAT scores.
Yeah, your kid got to be a fucking stupid ass idiot.
You have a stupid fucking son
for you have to pay a shitload of money to an SAT proctor
to give your kid a good fucking score
or give him the right answers.
Your kid's a brick, right?
What are we doing?
Like, I'm not trying to be that guy,
But like if you're a rich ass, okay, I make good money.
If my kid's a fucking dork and he sucks at taking the SAT,
tough shit, right?
You suck at taking the SAT.
I'm not gonna fucking pay somebody 100 grand
so you could fucking get into Harvard, all right?
You're a bum, you shouldn't go to Harvard, right?
That's like, that's what the fucking mindset should be,
right?
You don't have the accolades, the experience
or the intelligence to go to Harvard,
so you're not going to Harvard.
What is with this weird, rich person mentality of being like,
I need to pay for my kid to be in the best college
and have the best education and have the best.
Yeah, you want your kid to do well,
but if your kid sucks at the fucking SAT, let him suck.
Right?
Charged.
Oh, fucking silver spoon ass.
You're just handing him everything instantly.
What are we fucking doing?
What's interesting is spoon feeding life to your kid.
They focused mainly on the fake admissions,
creating a fake sport your kid played
and like hiring, whatever, all that stuff.
That was the big story, but under the radar
was a lot of what we're seeing come to the surface now
with regards to test concessions and test accommodations.
This is from the depositions.
This is from the release depositions of these trials, okay?
So this is a recorded taped phone call
between this guy selling accommodations
and this woman who's a mom.
She goes, thanks for taking the time earlier today.
I'm particularly interested in working with you guys
and figuring out what's best for my daughter.
She's an interesting kid.
I'm sure you've seen them all, but this notion of going in,
flying out to LA, sitting with your proctor and taking the exam is pretty interesting.
Now what they're doing is, is they're creating a separate testing site with a special proctor
who is extremely accommodating, if not helping cheat.
And these students can fly out and take the test there in this special quiet room.
Yeah, that's so fucking weird.
That is so fucking weird, dude.
Your SAT proctor should be the equivalent of a substitute teacher.
They should be sitting there, walking around and just hawking over you.
That's it.
Like if you if you go, I have a quite can't help you.
I actually don't know.
Right. Like the S you should hire SAT proctors that don't know how to take the SAT
because then they can't help you.
Then then it's like, oh, there's no there's no way they're even to help.
are able to give you the answers or feed you anything.
A home run of home runs.
Yeah, SAT proctors, all SAT proctors
should have to have proven taken the SAT when they were
in high school and gotten an 800.
Works.
That way, if you cheat off them, then you're probably
going to do worse than if you actually just took it.
Every time, it talks about how you
have to appeal to get the accommodation.
So what we'll do is, I need you to tell your daughter
that when she gets tested to be as stupid.
Oh, oh my God.
Is this real?
So they're saying when she goes to get tested
for like ADHD or something,
literally just like purposefully get everything wrong.
To not be as smart as she is.
The goal is to be slow, to be not as bright.
all that we show discrepancies.
They have this plan where people are faking.
They are faking some kind of thing in order to get,
and they have to pay.
This is the leaked combo, is they leaked combo, yes.
You have to pay money.
So it's like four, $5,000.
And if they don't get it from one psychologist,
they just go to the next one.
They are just going.
I mean, yeah, but people do that all the time with shit.
People doctor hop all the time until they get,
they hear the answer they want to hear.
Like, I get you going to like multiple sources to see.
Bro, did you see the one fucking video
of the woman that said she had like phantom,
like fucking bipolar disorder or some shit?
And she was like, I've been to 20 doctors
and they all tell me I don't have it.
And I'm like, that means you don't have it, right?
Like, somebody find that video.
Maybe it wasn't BPD, but she said she had something.
She was like, I have phantom blank.
And she was like, I've been to doctors
and they all tell me I don't have it.
It's like, oh, probably because you don't have it.
Like, what?
Like, it was autism?
Oh my God, yeah, she said she had autism.
She said she had phantom autism.
Or no, it wasn't phantom.
It was a Schrodinger's autism.
She said she had Schrodinger's autism.
And she said that she's autistic,
but every time that she goes and gets a doctor to look at her,
then she's no longer autistic.
I go, what?
Like, I get you, you could have go to a doctor,
you could actually have autism, go to a doctor,
and then them tell you you don't,
go to another one, they tell you you do.
But if you've been to like 15, 20 doctors
and they all say you're not autistic,
newsflash, you're not autistic.
That's the real thing, right?
That's just like, in the whole point of the video,
it was like, somebody replied to her
and was like, just because you have like niche interests,
or you're like, oh, a slightly weirder or quirkier person
doesn't immediately equate to you have autism.
Like, that's just your personality.
Like, why are we larping having autism?
That's just so fucking weird.
Like, there's so many people on social media now
that like actually just flat out self-diagnose.
And that pisses me off.
Like, if I see somebody on social media
say they self-diagnosed themselves with autism,
I wanna peel my fucking skin off.
Like, go to a doctor.
Why are you saying that you have something
that you don't have?
Like, if you go to a doctor and they tell you you don't have it,
you don't fucking have it.
Like-
Down the list until they find somebody
who will give their kid the diagnosis they want.
And they use that diagnosis.
And then it makes people that actually are autistic
get more shit.
Because it's like, there's idiots like that
that are just fucking lying
and saying they have something that they don't have.
To get an advantage on these extremely important tests.
Now, the two trust doctors,
I get not wanting to trust one doctor,
but if you go to 10 doctors and they all go,
yeah, you're not autistic,
you are a fucking jackass to go,
no, I think I am.
Simple advantage is more time,
which is scientifically proven to give a better result.
They've run numerous double-
What's the ACT? Similar thing to the SAT.
And typically proven to give a better result.
They've run numerous double blind studies
and they find that 18 out of 20 times.
Even if the person has the same,
they take both things,
they'll get a higher score with the more time.
So standardized starts to feel like the-
I don't know.
I feel like in my personal experience,
if you give me more time on an exam,
I'm not doing better.
Cause I'm never running down.
If I don't know it, I don't know it.
Like, I'm not gonna be doing this fucking room searching ass shit.
Like, if I don't know the answer, I don't know the answer.
I'm gonna overthink it.
Yo, actually, I think I might do worse if you gave me more time.
Because if I'm sitting there for another 30 minutes,
I'm gonna go over all my answers and be like, ah, I don't know, actually.
All word here.
Because running out of time is standard on the exam.
The exam is designed so you don't have all the-
Doctors used to promote cigarettes, your point.
that medical practices have gotten better over the years?
Are you trying to say that doctors are wrong?
Oh, well, doctors use to promote cigarettes.
So if I go to 20 doctors and they tell me I'm not autistic,
well, maybe it's the same thing.
Maybe there's a wrong.
No, I think you're just not autistic.
Time to do every question.
And it gives you a huge advantage.
The mom asks, won't schools find out?
Won't schools know this is going on?
Schools don't know.
That's why you have to get the 100% bonus time
or get the percent multiple days.
So what you can also do is you can get a combination
You need to write essays in the SAT or ACT.
ACT, I have no idea.
I never took it.
The SAT, they have a writing portion
that you can opt for.
I did that once.
It's like a side separate test that some colleges want.
And you take it, it's like the regular SAT,
that's your score.
And then there's another test that you do
that you have to write.
Over multiple days,
which means you could literally memorize a question,
you don't need the answer to, lead, go home, figure out.
I took the SAT, got a 980 and enlisted into the Marines.
Got the answer, then come back another day.
It is a current accommodation people are taking right now.
That's let alone if you go to their testing center.
The accommodations were meant to level the playing field,
but what's happening is they're tilting the playing field
towards those with money and access.
And it's absolutely true.
While these are diagnosed at normal rates
at regular schools with middle income people,
they are diagnosed extremely high among wealthy students
and they are getting a structural advantage
on these standardized tests that allows wealth
and privilege to have a so-called higher score
that allows them to beat them out for these elite colleges.
Many more students, especially the affluent,
get extra time to take the SAT.
And what's interesting is like,
there's nothing scientific about the measurement
of how much time you've.
Yo, SAT day, brah.
I am so happy.
I don't have to take that shit anymore, bro.
Oh my God.
I remember waking up, dude, it was like nervous, bro.
You pull up to the SAT, you're in a random ass room
with no one you know.
And it's just like, you got to lock in, bro.
I feel like that's why I did better the last time,
because the last SAT I took, I took it to different school,
I knew no one, I knew no one.
I was in a room with random ass people.
I felt like I was at the DMV, and I was just taking that shit.
It makes you lock in, bro, I swear.
Take the SAT somewhere where you're not comfortable.
Just do both.
See which one you do better at.
Check Jynxxy's stream.
Where Jynxxy was live at like 11 AM.
Wasn't there like a pro Rocket League turn here
some shit today?
Jynxxy, map bro?
Next Rocket League, signing bro.
It's gonna be the, all right.
Yes, bros, next Rocket League, I would be three.
I will say like pro Rocket League gameplay
Probably some of the most fun shit to watch
Like it's one of the most visually appealing
Pro eSports the test is balanced around a certain amount of time
How come like IBS is plus 50% or like ADHD is plus 100
But there's no way to know how much time it should be extra to be balanced
And so people just kind of get what they demand and what they push for and so the power scaling gives you more
I'm power scaling is wrong word, but it gives you more
It's just a huge leg up and a way to not balance it and I wanted to figure out like why this is happening recently
I like what what was the timeline that got us here and it started with I think really good intentions
So the truth is so this guy Mark Bramhorst in the year
2000 had a true disability
He had no hands and so he needed extra time for the test. It was just required
Okay, and so Brian horse took a they wouldn't give him more time and he had no hands
Or you fucking serious like what a polar opposite row pulls up he has no hands and they're like nah
You got to just take that shit, buddy
What the fuck I'd be like, you know, I give this guy hours, bro
Like, you know how hard it is to fucking fill in a bubble?
No hands.
Extra time for the test.
He got a good score on the GMAT.
And then, when it was submitted, they had marked it by saying,
the score is obtained under special circumstances.
This is what they used to do.
If you took extra time, or you needed an accommodation,
extra bathroom breaks, whatever, it would be fine.
You get your score, but it would say this.
We should have a more...
Wait, if you have IBS, you get more time on the SAT.
What about Alpha Gal, I pull up, I can't eat mammal meat, I can't eat mammal meat, made
his score seemed less than, which I think is a fair point.
Maybe if you were, they're like, okay, do I get more time?
No, would assume that there was something wrong with it.
So once they got rid of this because of his lawsuit, that also got rid
of the last barrier to being like, wait a minute, this is just better.
And so rich people started to realize, wait a minute, I think there's a direct quote.
The, the guy they caught on the phone was basically saying like, yeah, I mean,
wealthy families have realized that it's a bonus for their kids or they're
behind if they don't do it.
And so now it's like an arms race where wealthy families don't want their kids to fall behind.
So they're they're finding ever-increasing, wilder accommodations and reasons to get them
and spending money through the nose to make that happen. So again, like look,
some students with severe anxiety can take the ACT over four days and diagnosing severe anxiety.
Over four days? How are you taking it over four days?
It's not like a universally agreed upon test, do you know what I'm saying?
Different psychologists can say different things and some psychologists like money.
There's just this huge advantage that's like building and building and building.
This has been going on for years, but now it's getting so extreme that parents are starting
to really freak out because especially if you're like in that upper middle, you can't
even afford to keep up with this race.
You can't afford to pay all the different psychologists to try and keep up.
Some of them have to spend $10,000 for a diagnosis or fighting a gasp.
Bro, it really is annoying too because then even like your entry letter, like when you
write a paper to try and get into a college, because you usually write a paper, like that's
most, most colleges, you have to write a paper talking about something to get in.
Like they're cheating on the SAT, so their SAT score is fucking skewed.
And then they're probably paying somebody to write their own college paper.
So like all of their entry requirements are just fabricated.
Like these colleges are letting students in
that are actually fucking stupid.
And it's like now the kids that are on paper testing lower
but are in actuality smarter are the ones
that have to go to worse universities.
So that actually is kind of,
do you think that'll cause like a shift later down the line
where like a lot of these like higher upper echelon schools
actually end up having worse students and less credibility,
because if you look at this on a 10-year span,
if people keep doing this,
then the average Harvard student
is actually gonna be a lot dumber than they used to be.
And then state schools are actually gonna be
the ones that people wanna go to,
because state schools are actually
gonna have the smartest kids.
Throw in anerologist to support requests
for unlimited bathroom breaks.
Again, a limited bathroom breaks with a friendly proctor
is basically a license to cheat.
It's a license to go to the bathroom,
take out your phone, check the question, then come back.
It's a license to cheat.
Everyone knows this.
And so I asked, I mentioned this on stream
and I asked people if they had any stories of this
and I got a ton, I picked two I think.
Some people have parents that like push them into using this.
Some people have legitimate ADHD and they feel upset
because they know other people are cheating with it
and it makes them feel like
they're getting roped into that bucket.
There's a lot of stuff.
There's a lot of people who are angry about it.
This guy said, big glizzard,
which you don't have to call me that in private.
Or whatever.
You said you wanted stories of SAT extra time
and boy, you'll have some stories.
I'm graduating today from a private high school
in Boston, Rich Kids School.
In my graduating class of 110 students,
25 received extra time on college board tests.
They are not underperformers in normal class.
Even our valedictorian got extra time.
The school encourages it too.
Like we took our practice PSATs,
the students who did not finish all the classes
I got PSAT. What a fucking shit. What a stupid fucking test
I remember PSAT days, bro
You might as well just fuck off put a for everything and walk out like it's what is the PSAT?
It's a practice SAT. It doesn't count. They give it to like freshmen and sophomores
Because they're trying to prepare you to take the SAT junior and senior year
It doesn't matter unless you're like a high score unless you're getting like top in the country
You get like you get like scholarships and shit like if you get like a 1550 on the PSAT
You might end up getting like money to go to school
So like try in that sense, but like if you know you're gonna get like a thousand. Oh my god
It's just a wasted day. We're like taking to a classrooms afterwards national merit. I got it whoo. We have a genius in Chad
Oh, aren't you fucking genius? Oh, aren't you fucking so smart? I got like a thousand on the PSAT
There was a kid in my class, there's a kid in my class that I got like a 700 or like
a six something on the PSAT.
And no, like the teachers don't get mad at you because they just don't care.
But I remember one of my teeth because like in the PSAT, it's actually just like at your
school and it's like proctored by your teachers.
One of my teachers told the kid, he was like, dude, you did worse than the average guessing
rate.
Like you somehow got such a low score that it makes it seem like you knew the answers
because you had to put the wrong answer purposefully because it's like not possible that like you
could have just put a for everything and you would have done better.
And they could qualify for extra time because it benefits the school to have a higher score.
So even there in on it, dude, like Miles Morales will Miles Morales would get like a zero.
Like that's different.
If you get a zero on a multiple choice test,
you know the answers.
And so it's like a weird thing
where wealthy schools are like helping kids
towards these outcomes,
which give them a structural advantage over regular people.
I would like to make a bigger point,
it's not just the SAT that supplies to,
it's all college board tests,
like the PSAT and AP test.
Yeah, it's also fucking gaining info on you, dude.
I remember taking the PSAT, oh my God.
They would give you like a fucking nine page quiz
on your fucking life.
Where your mom and your dad in your life,
what education did they receive?
what job do they currently hold, blah, blah, blah.
It's like gathering info on you to try and like pinpoint
like just groups of people of like, oh,
if your parents happen to be college grads,
this is gonna associate like to you having a higher test score
or something like that.
If you do warm up on the PST,
you can get full rise to some state colleges.
I did that phrase to you, by the way, to change.
One of my best.
PST, you get full rise.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
PST do really well on the PSAT to get a full rise.
Here's an example of a student who gets extra time
and really should.
We took 12 AP classes together.
He was always a top three scorer in class.
Yet on test day, he gets 50% more time.
For AP tests, timing is what makes him hard.
Like you're getting another 10% correct about enough time.
This is proven by the way.
So now-
Yeah, AP tests actually, more time is useful.
AP tests, you're fucking dude, you got like five minutes,
dude, answer a question, move on.
Manically, your score goes up by like an average of,
it's like five to seven, something like that.
if you get a 50% more time.
Just being able to review your answers on math questions
with more time, you can just take the answers,
the multiple choice answers and reverse engineering
to find them out.
You have more time to do that, you can guess and check
on reading questions, you get more time
to like really study the material.
I wanna be a-
Dude, I remember I got a dead, I got a 650 on both.
I remember like usually when you have, if you have an SAT
you can get a max of 800 points on reading and 800 math
and usually like some people are better at one
than the other, I got dead even.
I got 650 on on both absolutely clear. My friend does not have ADHD or any other medical need for extra time
He does however our prescription for Adderall which he sells
So what I mean, are you allowed to take Adderall like is that dude?
I feel like that's kind of like not cheating like if you don't have a
Prescription for Adderall wouldn't taking Adderall and then walking into the SAT kind of be like cheating
Shit, we're seeing bro. It's like a performance enhancing drug
boots on the ground students are seeing this unfair application of the rules
You mentioned if someone has a story about ADHD to message you on discord
I'm late, but I'm 29 now is diagnosed with ADHD dyslexia and auditory processing issue when I was 13 or 14
Okay, I had to go doctors when I was 8 my family was in a situation where they could afford the evaluation
Even after getting my diagnosis it took longer to get mad to my high school admission would make honors
AP classes with disabilities as an example a person
I wanted to include who's like they legitimately have it and this whole cheating around that's made it harder for them to get legitimate
belief. When I have mentioned that I have my learning disability,
I get one of three responses. One, people say, yeah, I think I am too.
People say, no, I'm not. Cause I don't, oh my God.
I don't act like someone with a disability or three.
How did you get your diagnosis so I can get meds?
I agreed they're overdiagnosed and it's frustrating because now people think
where I am, where I am, cause I faked my symptoms.
There are all the people in school that tried to buy it and get meds.
Somehow, but I feel like it now it feels like it's everywhere. Sorry.
I rambled. Well, yeah, maybe she's going to worry about it.
Anyway, this is what we're seeing. It's crazy. And on top of this, there's been an increase
not just in like this structural, wealthy advantage where you get more time if you can
lead on a psychologist, but there's been an increase in the SAT of actual cheating,
like legitimate, straight up cheating. Now, as a kid, a movie came out called the perfect
score.
Dude, especially with like AI and shit now, I feel like there's got to be like different
ways people cheat. Like when I took the SAT, the most you could do is have like formulas
pre booked into your TI 84. Like your calculator, you could like pre prepare. Um, like you could
pre cook in certain shit. Somebody use AI glasses to cheat. Yeah, maybe like Meta. Meta
glasses. That's so obvious. It's I feel like I feel like meta AI, bro. You pull up your
and Ray-Bans. Hey, why are you wearing those? Oh, I'm sensitive to the light.
Hey, Meta. Hey, Meta. Sorry. Hey, Meta. Hey, Meta.
People eight hours to make hundred items how many hours will it take six people working at the same rate to make half as many items?
And it's all about how a bunch of students hate the SAT so much they decide to steal the answers from the college board
They sneak in steal the answers to try and well that's the I remember dude
You could get into like the real like nitty gritty stuff.
The SAT is different, obviously, every time you take it,
but there's certain SATs that like tend to be easier
than others.
Is that still the way that it is now, chat?
I have no idea.
I remember when I took that shit,
it was like they, they have like three,
there was like four seasons of SATs.
Like you could take an SAT in like October
or something, something, something, and there's like
certain dates that it's like, I think it was like October
like June were like the ideal dates to take the SAT beat the it's so adaptive now say T and I remember
watching this as a guest was in theaters and I was like yeah I remember people saying fall like
October was the best yeah that sounds great well just react and don't talk oh sorry nowadays you
don't even have to do that because this the SAT has gone digital and people are finding much easier
ways to cheat than what you need with Captain America when you need for a movie. As of March
2024, this is relatively recently, the SAT switched from being only paper to now digital.
And it's, oh, you fuckers. Are you serious?
SAT offered digitally. Yo, college has got to stop using this shit to fucking invite people.
I would be cheating on that. No problem. What?
But the SAT switch, what's that shit?
Locked out, bro.
The what?
Yo, you took a test.
Y'all remember COVID, bro?
Motherfuckers, it was so easy to cheat.
It was so easy to cheat.
And then teachers found lockdown browser.
Oh.
Lockdown browser was like, good nightmare.
Yo, actually, I'd be taking a fucking,
I'd be taking an asynchronous class in college.
Hey, we use the lockdown browser for all our exams.
Ah.
Lockdown browser records all of your fuck.
I had a two monitor setup.
It fucking blanks, turns off your fucking left monitor.
It acts, I'm so serious.
Lockdown browser is like a cop standing right next to you
while you're fucking taking a test.
It turns off my left monitor, records my screen,
has your camera and your microling,
and you have to do a test.
So you have to like film yourself before you start it.
From being only paper.
That shit was terrible.
To now digital.
And it turns out once the SATs have ministered on laptops
and you can bring your own laptop,
people have found many, many, many ways to cheat.
And not only to cheat,
but to steal the questions out of your environment checks.
Yeah, you'd have to go like this.
You'd have to go.
and like show, you'd have to show everything around you.
I'm like, dude, there's guaranteed people
that have like a friend or like some sort of notebook
just like sitting and they do the environment check
and just like happen to leave like a small segment out.
The testing and get it out to the public.
For example, time zone cheating.
People take the test in one time zone.
I would take paper on my screen.
Oh my God.
Yo, cause you don't have to show your monitor.
You just have, you have sticky notes.
All over your monitor.
Upload the questions and people in a later time zone
have all the answers before they're...
You're taking a test with a lock down browser
using Meta AI glasses.
Do-do-do.
It starts beeping white, you're like recording,
getting fat answers.
Test begins.
This is happening.
Cys in China are selling test questions.
So people get money from uploading real legitimate questions
and you can find, I checked it out.
Oh, sorry, before I start this lockdown,
brother, I'm just letting you know,
I have a grandma named Metta
that I always have to talk to.
Hey, Metta, are you okay?
I was just wondering, do you know,
do you know how many cells tend to be in the human body?
Well, it wasn't that hard to find.
I was able to find this in no time.
These are SAT exams.
These are questions you can find online.
Wait, I kind of want to try and do one of these.
These are SAT exams.
These are questions.
Oh, fuck, wait, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Real quick, real quick, I zone in,
I'm telling you I got it right.
Based on the text, how would the author of text two
most likely describe the view presented in text one?
No, never mind, I'm over it.
Never mind, never mind.
That just brought me back.
That brought me back to me taking the SAT during prime fortnight and just getting off track in my brain nonstop and being like, oh, fuck, you can find online just zone out, dude, that was the worst, the math, the math portion was so much easier to lock in this shit, dude, you're going
the California Department of Water Resources reports that agriculture
account agriculture accounts for 29% of all water use
during a wet year during a dry year the figure more than doubles claiming a
staggering 61% in contrast urban water use ranges from
8% during a wet year to 11% that oh my god it's the most
boring shit ever. SAD tutors have sounded the alarm it is a multi-year breach
of active Hits B but you guys were just just doing it while I pause
No, the testing in the room has gotten a meta even more advanced
So I found my old TI-83
Grappy, that's all
TI-83, holy shit on Brandon Ewing hold up. I'm an 83 done 84 says Brandon you in a bag
I found this I pulled this out. This is the exact one. I don't even know if I have my TI-84 anymore
That's like a thing you keep because you're like, oh, that's an expensive ass calculator
But I'm like what am I ever gonna need that you for the DSATs? Well, nowadays you can buy one of these
You can hollow it out and change the inside software to chat GPT
And then you can buy this shit on eBay for
$349 and it looks like a TI 84
But it has AI in it and you can use it to solve your fucking problems
The level of cheating is getting absurd, dude.
Well, and it used to, here's the thing, bro.
Like it could show the work now too.
That was like the hardest thing was like classes like physics.
Um, on like homework, you can't just write an answer.
You have to have, you would have to hand in your notebook and you would have to show your work.
Like how you arrived at that versus just the answer.
And now AI enables you to show that as well.
Like earlier cheating when I was in high school.
It would you could you could look up the answer, but it wouldn't tell you how to do it.
So much you were just you couldn't just write down like 34.
Like you got to know you had to be like, why is it that cheating is now going on in the
SAT post digital, the digital change that non-students have now been banned from
taking it. This is true.
So many people, you know, primarily because the property you can get from selling
the Chinese websites, we're taking the SAT for fun and then stealing the questions
They have now banned everyone from but students from taking it. They're trying to crack down
It's a it's a war it's tough to do but that's what they're trying to do, you know
Just say unless you're a student. You're not you're you're not able to take the SAT anymore, bro
That like gets rid of the funnest fucking
Fantasy football punishment
You get lasted fantasy you have to go fucking take the SAT
Dude the funniest shit the funniest shit was like the video of like a grown-ass man
He's like 35 walking into a high school to go take an SAT.
And then it's like, the way you make it better
is if you get last advantage, you have to go take the SAT.
And if you get below a certain score,
you have to do another punishment.
What's up, man?
So there's motivation to actually try.
Oh, but like, if you are somebody who feels like this
feels unfair to you, that you are a regular person who's
getting pushed around by either unwillingness to cheat
or wealth and power or wealthier schools,
You should simply do what these guys did in the movie,
which is don't cheat, but be super hot
and end up as superheroes.
Because that's what they did.
They just, the end of those perfect scores,
they don't decide not to cheat.
The whole movie, they steal the answers
and they throw them away.
Then they get a bad score and then they be good.
It's simple.
It's a simple solution.
If you have more stories of this
and you're watching this on Big A Clips,
leave it in the comments.
I'm interested in finding out where you're lived.
Bro, this was an interesting ass video, genuinely.
Well, let me move back over.
Read some of the comments.
As a wall student, I can 100% confirm disability,
acoms are getting egregiously abused,
or grievously abused.
I was shocked walking into the first final,
into my first final of that,
of my 90 plus person towards section,
there were less than 50 people in the room with me
when I took my final.
The rest never halved the class at a good ranking law school
with pretty strict admission criteria.
Yeah, it's also like, it's like, how is that allowed?
Like their hat, especially for something like a bar
or like a big law school exam,
like you can't have half the class
be getting more fucking time.
Like, there's a girl I know literally doesn't have hands
and I don't mind her getting extra time for obvious reasons.
And if you have serious issues focusing
in a testing environment, I give them some extra time.
I didn't see any of the four people in my section
I know were accepted into the most competitive journal
at school, didn't see the gunner's radar hand every time,
blah, blah, blah, okay.
Wow.
Real intake of the three.
I've diagnosed autism ADHD as well
as a few other things I've never been able to get accommodations
because of other fuckers or fake shit.
Schools make it so hard to get IEPs and 504s nowadays.
I just low key panic and cry
during any really important tasks.
See, that's so shitty though,
because it's like you actually deal with that problem.
And it's like other people that are just fucking flat out
faking it and paying to get diagnosed
and basically just doing the exam,
or not doing the exam,
doing the test to get diagnosed with autism or ADHD
or whatever it is and just fucking lying.
So then they get perks later on.
I think the SAT is not a good test of knowledge.
I think it's more about getting a high school
and getting a good college, earning a nice scholarship.
So the SAT two years ago in high school,
Tell us I'm throwing every portion book up in the last five minutes.
Gats got 800 of my teachers.
Everybody thought I was slow.
I got told I wouldn't do well in college and I'm in a nursing school of 3.8 GPA.
Yeah.
I think the SATs are a really bad indication of intelligence, uh, especially since it's
an indication on how good you are at taking tests.
If that, if that's really the better, the better.
Like demographic or not demographic, the better exact, uh, explanation of what it is.
Like an SAT isn't, oh, intelligence.
It's, I'm good at taking math and reading tests.
And you might not even be going to college
for anything in relation to the two.
So it's like, why, like, I never understand that.
Like my SAT matters if I'm going to college
for literature or fucking math related things.
But like, if you're going to college
for like something entirely unrelated to the two,
why the fuck does that matter?
Reading comprehension, I understand,
because you have to just fucking read,
but it's like math.
It's like, you might not even be going
for anything with that.
Jenin, Gold of the Sub, Ren, take it to the three.
P, Nish, Zoe, Gambling, Dane, Sal and T, take it to the three.
I'll give you five more dollars if you give me Adderall.
Ella and Richie, take it to the sub,
Snipe it out into the sub.
Sal, I take it to the three.
Nish, somebody from the S&T,
had a camera inside a button on shirt.
Micro earpiece to cheat.
And after all that, he got a 1320.
See, that's so stupid.
Like a 1320 is a good ass score,
but like cheating, bro.
Like you should be getting like a 1500.
R6, thank you for the three.
What's your favorite thing to put on burgers?
VS and B, thank you for the sub.
Offlane, Silas Corb and Braden, thank you for the sub.
Neck and totally for the sub.
C, thank you for the thousand biddies.
Extra time, I already read that.
Crew, thank you for the sub.
P, thank you for the 1,200 biddies.
Oh wait, no, I didn't read that.
As somebody who's currently in high school
as extra time in the SAT,
extra time throughout my life, which I never used,
don't like having extra time
because it makes me feel like I have extra stuff
that I don't need, it makes me feel weird.
I'm intentionally cheating on my SAT,
got kicked out for being on my friend during breakout.
Sarah thinking of the 3A,
I also think that rich kids have more access to healthcare.
They aren't necessarily faking it.
Poor kids just don't have the means to get diagnosed.
Yeah, but you can't reason, Sarah,
that 34% of a class needs extra time.
Like statistically, that is just not possible.
Like in a group population, you could say,
okay, 2.7% of a school,
like a poorer school is diagnosed.
In reality, five or 8% of them need to be diagnosed
because they're just not getting the health care they need.
They're not going to a doctor.
So it's just like, you know, undiagnosed symptoms
are just going, you know, swept onto the board.
And now they're just giving the getting
given the regular time that everybody else is.
But it's like 34% of the class.
There's no fucking shot.
AJ and Jenna, over the sub.
Over you think of the three.
All right, yo, I got to piss real quick.
Then we're going to hop into the next video.
GTA, think of the three.
Brother when it's one of his friends get into a car crash the other day. Unfortunately, she didn't make it and he's devastated rip in the chat
Sorry for your loss, man. Got no idea how to comfort her or help him. Do you have any advice?
You can just tell him you could be there for him if he needs anything outside of that
There's nothing you could really do
Yeah, they give it a sub
That's all you could really do though. All right chat counting down
All right.
Hold up, sorry. Give me like a minute.
the fuck hold up what would I title this video because I feel like this is a bad
title man doesn't thinkable after talking to chat gpt I feel like I would
title it something so different like dude acts like anime character in front of
cops, man rage baits, man rage baits, baits, cops, acting like anime character, like anime
villain. That's like, I don't know if that's a good title, though, I feel like that's ass.
People with ADHD prefer structure breaks or stop the clock over being just given extra
time ADHD is off the character on time for focus, cognitive failure and time blindness
Simply sending the London burnout over taking a time wasting our six. They give it a three. What's your favorite song?
Don't really have one no one try to think of the sub hold up
Sorry, I have to fucking get this uploaded and then we're gonna walk back in
Dude thinks he's an anime character after talking to chat GPT
Man turns into villain after talking to chat GP. Oh my god
That's better
That's kind of like his thumbnail though, I don't know just man does the unthinkable
I feel like people do that all the time. I'm like, what is it? Will you need unthinkable?
Like what I feel like it's just like a weird title. You know what I mean?
Hold up.
All right, let's lock in chat. Let me have a few more videos.
Hangover, not subsiding. Still currently very hungover.
All right, hold up. I just got to write a note for myself
Okay chat lock in next video. Oh my god, dude, I'm gonna fucking freak out
Okay lock in next video
Dude people keep saying directive directive directive. I'll upload it right now
I'll upload I will literally upload it right now. I'm done direct of 80 20 direct of 80 20
Where's the other part brother? I was gonna upload it after I'm done fucking streaming. Holy shit. I mean you need it right now. Oh
my god
It's fucking unreal man, like I don't know if it's like the same person. It's like fucking spam saying the same shit
All right
I'm fucking uploading it Jesus Christ
Relax. Oh
my god
Where is it and then we'll fucking lock in then I got to start right then I'm gonna start posting that subnautica playthrough
I've been stockpiling those videos cuz I like posting them in succession. You know what I mean?
Jeez all right lock in now fuck next video
It's logo and rumo thinking of the sub
One dollar versus $100,000 pet fish.
Lock.
Say $100,000 real pet shark tank.
You literally have to feed them chunks of meat.
And I'm gonna show you how people care for pets like this, along with tons of other prices of aquatic.
Okay, an oxalato is not a dollar, bruh.
Oxalato's gotta be expensive as fuck.
$100,000, it's not $100,000 fish though, is it?
It's a hundred thousand dollar fish tank
Like the shark itself is in a hundred K. Are there any fish that are that I know Koi fish go for like millions of dollars
Don't they that's like the most expensive fish
There's like Japanese Koi fish that sell for like millions of dollars because of their patterns
I wonder if he's gonna talk pets all the way down to a literal one dollar pet axolotl
Yep, I just how do you get a dollar? You're not getting a dog. Oh my god. I'm fucking Facebook marketplace
You're buying an oxalotl from somebody
Yeah, you're gonna get murdered when you go buy this hi
I have oxalotls for sale for one dollar if you would like to buy them, please message me limited supply
No, where the hell is this guy getting one dollar oxalotls?
It's gonna be dead, or it's not gonna be an oxalato.
It'll just be like a sort of salamander.
So I drove to the seller's house, which thankfully wasn't too-
Oh fuck no.
Oh my god, dirty ascarage with just a fish tank in it.
When I got there, he said he didn't want to be on camera, but he showed me the oxalato
tank and he told me why they were only $1.
Apparently his Paxilotl had way too many babies and inside of this tank was one of the last babies he hadn't sold yet.
So I quickly scooped it up into a bucket I brought with clean water.
How many babies do they have?
Packed it in my car and drove home.
All right, I made it and I'm a little worried about this Axilotl's condition because it didn't really seem like it was being kept in the best condition.
You know what, little buddy, let me just scoop you up and we can get a closer look at this guy.
And unfortunately, my suspicions were correct because when I took a closer look at the body of this baby axolotl, I noticed its front right hand was missing.
If you look over-
NOOOOOO!
Don't they regrow limbs though?
Dude, axolotls are so fucking cute.
I wanted to own an axolotl so bad, but they're illegal in those states.
You can't own one in New Jersey.
That's like, I don't know why that is.
Why can't I own an axolotl?
Strict state bans
States like California, Maine, New Jersey, Virginia completely prohibit their ownership.
Didn't he just buy one in California?
Is that like a crime?
Like, are you getting fined?
Like, what would be the penalty there?
Like, are you going to prison for owning an oxalotl?
Over here.
Like, what is, I just don't know.
This is what it's supposed to look like, but yeah, I guess this hand must've accidentally
got cut off because of how fragile baby axolotls are.
I think that actually sucks.
We gotta help this guy, and thankfully I got just the plan.
You see, I've got these things that when we plop it, meat cubes, the water, they turn
into tons of little blood worms.
These are some of the most nutritious and also delicious foods for a baby axolotl, so
I sort of just made it rain blood worms on this guy, which you can see he absolutely
started to dough-dour up.
If you didn't know, ox levels are extremely amazing in that they are-
What is that weird fucking translucent?
Is that his brain?
What is that?
What is this?
Is that like an organ in his heart?
Are extremely amazing in that they are one of the only animals to have the ability to
regenerate limbs when they lose them.
And by eating these blood worms, this guy will now have the nutrients to do that very
same thing for his hand.
Yo, for $1 this-
How long does it take for them to fucking regrow limbs too?
I wonder that.
Like, is it like an overnight type process?
It's in my-
Three days?
I feel like it's probably like a week, bro.
It's like a slow regrowth.
Be my favorite pet.
It's not like Deadpool, bro.
He's not just gay-
He's not-
He's not building that back in an hour.
It's so-
You know the craziest thing is there's certain plants that grow so fast
that you could watch them grow in real time.
Asparagus
Asparagus growing asparagus takes forever to grow and then in like a day it gets like it grows like six inches or some shit
Or yeah, no, it's bamboo bamboo
shoots growing
Re in time in real time or time lapsed
This is a five-day time lapse
Like that's wild they grow that quick they
Like if you were outside for like four hours you'd look over and you'd be like wait that thing actually just got bigger
Five days look at that. It's that big bro five days. It was that small
That's like fucking quadrupled in size
They're like invasive almost that's why you see if somebody plants bamboo in like an area near you
You'll just start seeing bamboo everywhere huge. Oh my god
And I would learn apparently this baby axlotto was even cooler than I thought in order to see that
I got up this quite a bit larger and they can grow through people did we watch a video on that?
That's like a form of torture
If you it go like chain you down
It yeah, you get chained down and then they'll put bamboo shoots under you and they'll grow through your body and you'll die
And I started to lay down the floor of this new home
Even though our ax level is so small and just a baby they grow at a rapid pace
So in only a few months this whole tank will be getting used up and for the decorations literally
We're just gonna use this big piece of wood and a few aquatic fleets. I have a link through your ass
No, that's a different that's like a Vlad the impaler torture torture method
Where they put like a rod up your butt and then they let you like fall onto it and it comes out of your mouth in around in my garage
Yep, that's it. You see baby axelobles have skin that can be raped super easily and since ours is already missing a hand
And I just wanted to keep our super simple till he gets a bit bigger.
But oh my gosh.
Yeah, they do look so fragile.
Like it looks like if you dropped an axolotl, it would just die.
So cute, and I think he's ready to go inside.
So I let this baby loose into his brand new home.
Oh, look at him swim.
Suddenly, he loved it, and you can just see how much he was swimming around
and checking out his new enclosure.
Yep, that's one thing about baby axolotls.
They're just way more active than adult axolotls usually are.
Wait, I had something fun I want to try.
What if I put some worms near the axolot's face?
Am I able to make it follow the direction of the worms?
Wait, he kinda is.
Yeah, I kinda just thought it would be funny to make the axolot'll follow my tweezers,
like it was a vision lure, basically.
And surprisingly, he actually followed it for quite a long time, up to slog of th-
Why do they have hands?
It seems like they just don't need hands.
Like, they should just have, like, fins.
But eventually, he got bored and swam away.
But yeah, it's kinda fun to lure him around this tank in random directions,
And every now and then I would let him have a big ol' bite of the worms
Because he was just so cute to watch eat
Let me know in the comments what I should name this guy
And if I should make an update video once this game is healed
But remember, I'm still gonna show what it's like to keep a $100,000 pet shark
Along with so many other price points of fish
Next up-
That's a rich people thing, bruh
That's like villain activities, dude
Ownin' a shark tank?
Fuck
That's like badass
They'd be like, oh yeah, you wanna come see my shark tank?
What?
What the hell, being 100?
It's like, that's like a rapper thing.
I feel like there's probably a lot of like rich rappers.
You have Vector, bro.
There's a lot of rich rappers that own shark tanks.
Dollar?
That's shrimp.
Yeah, you-
Some Dr. Evil shit.
You have a fucking office.
Space in the floor is just shark tanks.
Who owns a- Jason Derulo has one?
Fucking Jason Derulo.
Oh, my God.
I remember him annoying the shit out of me on Tiktok.
Jason Derulo.
Today I'm doing a candy mukbang.
What?
I'm looking up Jason Derulo, Shark Tank.
Oh, he has a whole house store.
It was the guest house.
I decided I would do every single one.
Show your fucking Shark Tank, jackass.
So.
There's one here. There's also one on the rooftop. There's beds everywhere because I like to sleep. If you feel real foggy, it's a coffin in the middle.
And there's seven bars. It's just like crazy money, bro. I like bars on the whole property.
Yo, I saw somebody the other day that said that I act poor.
I was like, I don't act poor.
I just, I just don't spend that much money.
Like, I'm not like bawling out, right?
Like, like, I feel like there's like LA influences
that you buy in fucking supercars.
Like, I just don't buy supercars.
But this is like, this is like really rich.
Dogs suck.
We have secure.
Where's the shark tank?
So what goes on here?
So this is like the game room?
Yeah.
Um...
Fish tank.
adjacent to Rulow
You like fish tanks?
Yeah.
Jep, wait, fish tanks.
Where's the fucking, bro, is it a lion fish?
Where's the shark tank? You got puffer fish.
That's sick.
I wanted a fucking puffer fish.
Brother, ain't no shark tank.
Decided out.
Day.
We're just recording him doing muscle ups and skinny jeans like what what the fuck is happening, bro
Maybe thinking how does a bag of shrimp pop $100. Well, I don't just have one bag or two bags
I have three more. I don't hate Jason Derulo chat
Our five six a seven box of shrimp and we're gonna be able to do some crazy time boxes since we have so much
Jason Derulo
And shrimp here. Yeah, I need to hear him say it. Hold up. Sorry
Jayson de Rulo
Jason Jason de Rulo singing in his name
Jayson de Rulo
I mean very well, when I've caused you tears
Ooh, I just got chased on the Rool-o
Chase on the Rool-o
Dude, that's like crazy, like, I mean, like, I'm just like singing your own name, like
I'm like keeping an insane amount
Chase on the Rool-o
He does make some fire-ass songs
Mmm, what you saying?
I'm a shrimp in the same tank, it's something
Chase on the Rool-o
I've been watching people into aquariums too, because shrimp
It's like a stim, dude
Love saying that shit. Are some of the I kind of get why he sings his own name best
Joe you might be gay
And they'll just constantly a sangaboo
Sorry don't just have a one bag or two bags
I have three four five six seven backs of shrimp and we're gonna be able to do some crazy time box
So your own name. It doesn't fucking work, bro. Jason rule. It works Joe Bartolozie, bro
Yo, come on man, the fuck outta here.
Joe Bartoloz, he, bro, that shit's cringe.
You know, like it works.
It works with his name.
I fixed a seven back to shrimp
and we're gonna be able to do some crazy time lapses
since we have so many shrimp here.
Yeah, apparently keeping an insane amount of shrimp
in the same tank is something lots of people
into aquariums do
because shrimp are some of the best cleaners of all time.
And they'll just, brother Redis, fuck.
Constantly, yo, most fun fishing activity
going shrimping. Going shrimping while they're swimming down, streambri did that one time,
you just put a net in the water and they just swim right into it. You just pick it up, up,
got fucking nine gallons of shrimp. It's just the easiest thing ever.
Bloor around on the tank, eating any dirt or algae that would make the water dirty.
These ones in specific are called cherry shrimp because they have a red color in their body
like a cherry. Yup, it's a pretty creative name if you ask me.
Now before we get out a piece of steak to feed to these guys and report on a time lapse,
work our way up the food scale and start with the shrimp pellets. Which I bought these thinking they
were shrimp food, but I'm not sure if they're actually shrimp food. I used to have a fish tank
when I was a kid and I would have to feed them fish flakes and you know you kind of just like
eyeball what you're supposed to be feeding them and I remember one time the fucking like shaker
part fell off and I dumped like half the cup in there and it filled the whole tank and the fish
started fucking tweaking. They were swimming around just fucking eating. I was like, Oh
God, they're gonna die. Like they'll eat until they can't.
That where I did understand aggression levels of shrimp. If you are not shrimp fish, if you go to
like a fucking pet smart, and you want to buy fish, they're like, they're like different types of
aggression levels. And you have to buy fish that are the same aggression level. Otherwise,
They'll eat each other so you want to buy like all aggressive all chill all something shrimp, right?
Or not shrimp fish Jesus because he's fucking talking about shrimp
You want all the same type of fish right like intermediate aggression fish and they won't hurt each other
but I had one and
I go to the guy. I'm like I have intermediate level fish
Like do you think this one would be fine? He goes? Yeah, man. It'd be chill
so I put it in the tank and I put him in the tank when he's about this big and
And overnight I had probably like 12 fish. I wake up the next day six of those motherfuckers are gone
Six of those motherfuckers are gone
And I go well something happened and then the next day he eats like three of the other ones
It gets to a point where it's like him and one other fish in the tank
He ate every fish I owned and I gave it I think I brought it back to the store and I was like fuck off
Like I remember I I didn't see the world. I was like a probably like 12
I remember I told the worker. I was like dude. He ate all my fish. He was like, oh, well
Oh, well, that's like a looks like a part of the problem. I'm like, dude, you're fucking jackass
You told me to be fine now all my fish are fucking dead
What size were the fish what he eat the one fish because it was too big to eat
The only fish you eat was because it was too big and he got huge
I remember he like tripled in size dropping in one of I also owned a plea
It was a pleco fish. That was the one eating eat
I'm the pleco fish in my fish tank and I remember he died one day and I put him on a plate and took a picture of him
I was like he's big enough to eat
Now immediately after dropping this single shrimp pellet. I had a suicidal fish as well. That was um
That was bad. He used to jump out of the fish tank constantly and you'd hear it
He would go boom and he would hit the fucking.
He was like a little, he was a little long fucker.
And he would, he would swim.
He would go to the bottom.
I saw him do it once.
He would go to the bottom.
He would swim as fast as he could.
He would jump and he would hit the top part.
It would burst open.
He would flop out and you'd be flopping on the couch
and put him back in.
And he did it about like five times.
Then one day I woke up and he was just dead on the couch.
So he did it overnight.
Then one of the nearby shrimp basically pounced onto it.
Dang, I guess the shrimp would like eating shrimp
because soon after another one also came straight
onto it, you can kinda see in the zoomed in footage
how they used their tiny little mouths
to break up this little pellet and eat it.
But yeah, over the next couple of minutes,
this single pellet started to get swarmed
by every single shrimp that saw it.
Yeah, started to get pretty crowded,
but that's what is so cool about having so many shrimp.
They just absolutely decimate any piece of food
you give them.
Anyways, to feed the shrimp of bigger food sources,
I've got a way bigger tank.
So I think I'm gonna go get some supplies
so we can both get this little home.
And next, we're going to be feeding them a human hand.
So, some weird shit.
I drove to the store to start shopping.
So as we got so many shrimp, I really wanted to spend 8-10 a time
to choose the best decorations for these guys so they could have a beautiful-
Oh my god, the fucking pineapple SpongeBob house.
Top tier, top tier, top tier.
Oh, and of course, that also meant I had to get some plants.
Okay, as you guys know, I usually get my aquatic plants here at Petco,
but they don't want to try something different,
because oh my gosh, he's gotten a begin mark.
And next I'm going to be feeding these chickens chicken McNuggets
They're eating their own kind
So instead I drove across the town to an aquarium store. I had never been to they of course had tons of cool stuff
Dude, I love going to a fish store. I should get a fish man. I was thinking about it chat like I I
Don't want to have a pet that takes too much
energy after like daisy you know what I mean like I couldn't get another puppy
like but I think I could own like a beta fish just in the background I always
thought about getting like jellyfish but then I'm like damn bro when I leave
like I can't like who I gotta get somebody to fucking feed them I had never
been to they of course had tons of cool stuff like this Arowana frogs and even
this massive pleco but of course they also had it they don't eat yeah they do
Exactly what I was looking for.
Mmm, yeah, this is actually perfect.
Man, it's actually a good deal.
I'm engaged to all this for that big play in the back.
Yeah, I asked the store employees to...
Oh, I could get an automatic feeder, that's true.
Bagged me up some, and I brought all my supplies home.
Since the tank isn't insanely large,
it's quite easy to start laying everything down.
We start with the aqua soil, which gives the nutrients to the plants,
and we cover it in a layer of sand,
so it won't make the water dirty.
Finally, I add around some of the decorations I bought
to make this place stand out a bit.
favorite decoration I bought was a pineapple from Spongebob
but I unfortunately dropped as I was getting it out my-
that was the one fucking thing I wanted to see bro I didn't care about any of the other
fucking decorations.
alright so yeah kind of just
blow it together blow it together go buy a fucking other one
if you just know
but I think I can still fit that in there
just like that I mean yeah
I think it's pretty cool and it's SpongeBob.
It actually kind of does work. It works. It works. It's like a shipwreck.
Something with water makes sense.
Then I added in all this plants I just bought and it filled the thing with water.
All right, there we go. Technically this water filter at the back is needed since the shrimp's
trying to clean the water themselves. I still recommend it which is why I have it.
But oh, we do got to get to this bad boy inside. It's a light up
air stone which you don't know what an air stone is. It's this amazing contraption that makes
Bubbles in the water and this one lights up. Yeah, my fish tank looks a lot more lame than this, bro
I had a little cave that they would hide in
I remember I was like this, but it was a little cave and then I had like one like rock structure
I didn't I didn't have any of this shit up. So it's extra special
That's actually fire. I'm gonna get more of these. I'm not gonna lie anyways
This tank is now finished and ready for all of would you rather?
2.5 would you rather 2.5 pencils with barbecue sauce or a whole raw steak? No seasoning
what
2.5
Pencils with barbecue like am I eating? I mean would I rather eat 2.2 and a half pencils?
With barbecue sauce or eat a whole raw steak. I'd have to eat the pencils the steak would be
detrimental to my health our little shrimps to go inside immediately
You can just see how there is constant movement going on because of the sheer amount of shrimp every single little location in the tank
Had its own little shrimp life being lit now you'll see I love this little open area right here
Well, that's for us to test our net and now we're gonna implement another fish to eat all these fucking shrimp
And now we're gonna release the oxalato and he's gonna devour all of these shrimp
Three food sources and our next food source is a carrot, but yeah, they're not just gonna eat a raw carrot
It's too hard for their mouths. They can't chew it up instead
We got to stop it up the carrot in some boiling water just like this
And just let it out for a couple minutes and when the carrots are done cooking
We can bring them back to the shrimp
So I cut off a piece and plopped it slightly into the tank now this time
It was completely different than that shrimp pellet because while a couple of the shrimp sort of checked out the carrot a little bit
Ultimately, none of them really stayed. They're not fucking with that shit, bro
Put a fucking fish filet in there. See how they eat it for long enough to eat it
Come on guys, you're not like vegetables or something. Oh, well, like I said, I like carrots before we try the steak
I want to try one more vegetable. Let's do spinach now with this. I also have to boil it finish, bro
I mean you are giving them a fucking unseasoned ass food dude. Come on quickly and then I put it in the water as well
Let's break out. Let's break out some fucking mixed dry rub
Put it on a piece of chicken throw it in the water. They'll fucking eat that shit up and yeah guys
I'm not gonna lie. I was kind of fucking with it. Not fucking with it at all.
Supported by the spinach too, because even though this is so nutritious and Google said the shrimp would eat it,
well, they never ate it at all. Yeah, Google AI.
Yes, cherry shrimp love to eat spinach, and it makes an excellent nutrient-rich
supplement for their diet. Spinach provides essential calcium, magnesium, and iron.
They never ate it at all. Bro, come on. I'm just convinced shrimp don't like eating vegetables at all.
Yeah, let's get this trash out of here and let's move on to our final food source a
Entire steak well, I shouldn't say the entire thing because that would make the water
So I'm gonna cut off a little piece just like that and a little piece you gotta give him a hole
You got give him at least five ounces put this in so I put the steak in and thankfully this time
We at least got a bit of action because after about ten minutes
You could tell they certainly weren't warming it but there was the occasional shrimp going on to the piece of meat
It was kind of cool because you could see their microscopic little mouths taking tiny little bites out of the meat
But yeah, I'm not gonna lie for me in here for two hours. It was a bit disappointing that they didn't eat this more
I guess with shrimp you just want to stick to the boring foods like pellets
But remember guys as you get more expensive as a pet fish get harder to feed and crazier
Well for the next price bro, I don't know having to be like it's such a sick animal to own
But to have to buy like live for sharks you might not need to but like snakes, bro
Yo, you're a snake hunter, bro
You gotta buy a live rat and you gotta fucking throw that motherfucker in there watch him eat it. That's like psychopath shit
That's like psychopath shit motherfuckers going yeah, I gotta go buy crickets. I gotta go buy crickets for my lizards
What?
We've got a
Live at you can get frozen ones
See, but then he's not eating delicacies, bro.
Live rat to his snakes, like eating a fucking outback steakhouse.
You're giving them Arby's.
$10 saltwater coral tanks.
Yup, if you didn't know, coral saltwater tanks are some of the most exotic tanks you
can get.
But the thing is, they get extremely expensive, extremely fast.
That's why instead I'm gonna-
My sixth grade science teacher at a Bella, he brought it to school once.
My sixth grade science teacher had a guinea pig, or two guinea pigs, and she was crying
one day when I went to school and I said, what happened?
And she said the guinea pig died, and I remember being like, wow, it's really that upsetting.
Turns out that guinea pigs, I'm pretty sure, eat each other after they die, and so she
was really upset because she came to school that day, and one of the guinea pigs was dead
and the other one ate it.
Buy this already set up, coral tank for $200.
I'm going to fact check that.
I'm almost sure that's exactly what happened.
Do guinea pigs eat each other?
Yeah, situational cannibalism. If a guinea pig passes away from natural causes, a distressed
cage mate may nibble or chew on the body. So she like showed up, she was like really
upset and I was like, it seemed more like, like not like a morning upset, like a holy
fuck. And I was like, oh, where's the guinea pigs? And she was like, well, one of them
died. I was like, well, what about the other one?
Another fucker was covered in blood
Used to rest the budget to fill it up with way more crazy corals and dang
Look at this video the seller sent me are just so much fish and stuff in it
Let's go see if this legit. Yeah, dude. I remember I had such a crush on my fucking science teacher
In sixth grade dude, holy shit. You're about to the cell that was like
No, bro, I feel like everybody. Yeah, no, that's so real. What do you mean? Why you putting question marks?
What are you putting question marks?
That's like such a relatable thing.
You're telling me you didn't have a crush on one of your teachers
when you were like in middle school, bro?
Get into my car.
Although there was definitely some never
thing off about it.
As you can see, it's quite a bit dirtier than it was listed on Facebook.
And I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be
My Spanish teacher.
Fish inside them.
My Spanish teacher has mean to me.
I've seen anything. We gotta get...
teachers mean to me. This home ASAP. So I quickly drove home and got it out at my house. All right,
guys, I just got this back to my setup. You look at this. There's actually a fishing sign.
Yo, there's a clown fish. Do you see that? I remember, I remember my
the, the science teacher had a crush on. She left and we had a new science teacher and she just
wouldn't stop talking about her husband worked and owned at, owned a Costco. And I remember
Not I remember being like wow what a downgrade
I remember being like bro, it was like every day she'd bring up Costco. I was like, you know who cares about Costco, bro
Literally, no one why are we talking about this?
So dirty, but yeah, let me set up all this stuff. So yeah, first I'm in the actual water
I think I haven't thought about that in years
That's fucking hilarious. That just brought back a memory, bro
No, holy shit, bro. She just would not stop chirping up Costco, dude. If she was like, yeah, BJs
It's not as good as Costco my my husband owns Costco. I was like, okay, bro. Who cares?
Fuck. Oh my god, Costco. It's a wholesale food place. Holy shit for that
Then I put in the heater a wave maker a water filter and of course the lights and then I let it sit for a couple hours to
Clear us and oh my gosh, the whole tank came alive. Very how much easier life was bro when subjects were just English
Science math
You get math
Letter grade it wasn't like fucking something else. Yeah, it's like now. It's like now. It's like you know, you're in like molecular biology
Oh, you could see the cloudfish swimming around next to the anemone little shrimp constantly moving around everywhere
There was even a literal sea urchin. I had no clue. This was all gonna be included in the tank
This place would look way crazier if it had tons of all bro. I've been so zoned out of this video
Oh, I'm not even gonna lie this video got so derailed after I started stim saying Jason Derulo
We're a thousand dollar tank now we got Nemo, okay, okay, we got Nemo
And I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be fish inside I'm not seeing anything we got to get this home ASAP
So Jason Darulo drove home and got it out at my house. All right guys
I just got this back to my setup you look at this
Actually a fish inside. You know, there's a clown fish. Do you see that? Yeah, I can't we see it because it's so dirty
But yeah, let me set up all this stuff. So yeah, I first add in the extra water
I've taken out the transport bro cleaning the fish tank brah. I remember that shit
You would have to like muddle through the rocks with this like fucking thing and like dude straight up like poop water
would start coming out of it.
It was fucking gross.
Oh my God, owning a fish tank is,
nevermind, I don't wanna own a fish tank.
I remember how shitty it was.
Then I put in the heater, a wave maker, a water filter,
and of course, the lights.
And then I let it sit for a couple hours to clear up.
And oh my gosh, the whole tank came alive very quickly.
You could see the clownfish swimming around
next to the anemone, the little shrimp
constantly moving around everywhere.
There was even a literal sea urchin.
I had no clue this was all going to be included in the tank.
This place would look way crazier if that comes out of a rare glowing boros and stuff.
So yeah, we definitely got to go buy some of those.
So, I drove-
See, like, that's the type of shit, bro.
If I ever got a fish tank, I would just ball out and call the fucking uh, the-
What are the dudes that make fish tanks?
And they both kind of look like, uh, just like re-
What was that called, tanked?
Yeah, today we're going to be making every video, bruh, every video.
Today we're going to be making a fucking fish tank for LeBron James.
And today, this is what we're going to be doing.
So I want to get some yellow skippers.
I think they're a great fish that we're going to add.
I, the whole time I'm just locked in on that.
They had that one guy, he was like entirely unprofessional.
He'd be like carving the fish tank.
He's like shirtless, sweating.
His, you can see his ass crack and he's just carving glass.
I'm like, when are you gonna have it done?
Well, I don't know.
I don't, when do you need it?
Tomorrow.
I'll try.
And then it just starts leaking.
It's like every time they run into a problem,
it's never easy.
They never just make a fish tank.
Every time it's like, oh fuck.
Oh fuck, gallons of water are spewing out of the tank.
Back out to the aquarium store
where I'd bought those planes from earlier
and found out they also had a massive coral section.
Yo, this is sick how some of these corals glow.
Look, that clownfish is checking that coral out.
It also brought orange dollars for a single piece of coral.
That's kinda crazy.
If you didn't know, corals literally have thousands
of tiny little animals called polyps
that live inside of them.
And in order to see them come out,
I bought this big bag of coral and brought it home.
Now, corals can be extremely delicate,
so it's a good thing we are-
Yo, is that expensive for fucking, for like live coral?
Got this set of pink,
otherwise our corals would probably die.
But because this is set up,
It's as simple as just dumping the water from the bags out and putting all the corals I bought inside.
Then over the next hour, I slowly added water from our current tank into this temporary tray.
Yeah, a lot of work, but it's definitely worth it because I still-
Wow, you have to get something like acclimated?
I didn't even think about that, bro. I would've just dropped them right in.
I figured to add these corals around the tank in the place I thought would look best,
and I left my camera recording so we could see them come alive.
The first one I noticed movement from was this top one,
that we could see the little tentacles of the polyp animals on here starting to come out.
And this green one also started to liven up pretty fast as well.
The polyps on these corals use all these little tentacle things to eat up food, which I'll show very soon.
Yo, look at these corals! They're looking sick!
The only ones that haven't popped out are-
God, I feel so bad looking at sea urchins, man.
I used to throw rocks at them, bro.
I- I'm so serious when I was a kid, right? I didn't know they were alive.
I thought they were just, like, fucking spikes in the ocean.
I used to throw rocks at him
It didn't do anything I threw I remember it dude. Yeah, no, I that's fucked up
I know like I I did I was probably like eight years old and I remember I was like sea urchins hurt people
Fuck sea urchins, and I would throw rocks at him
Because they don't move like you don't see them move like they're just like in a rock
Thanks to you at the bottom.
No, I guess I'll just leave it to be.
And in the meantime, let's feed this tank
so we can figure out how alive everything in here actually is.
The fish and tanks, like, they're invasive, are they, really?
This a-
Okay, never mind.
Love stuff.
Nah, I still do feel bad.
Even if they're invasive, it's like, okay,
if I shot it, that'd be different.
I was just, like, chuckin' a rock at it.
Oh.
It didn't do anything, though.
I remember I would hit it with a rock.
I was like, are these things fucking immortal?
Not immortal, but like fucking unscathable.
Like I would hit it with a rock
and it wouldn't even fracture.
It would just eat it.
And I didn't know it was alive,
but I was like, these things are like rock solid.
Like invincible is the right word.
Rangestream.
Basically you pop one of these frozen cubes
in a cup of water and then I remember
I talked to my grandfather about it
and he was like, yeah, no, they're alive.
Cause he stepped on one and he had to go to the hospital
cause it was like poisonous or some shit.
And he was like, I almost lost my foot.
But it was one of those old people stories.
Oh, so...
They completely start to thot...
That shit. You know when you're gonna get a big spiel?
I out into...
From an old guy, he's gonna, he's gonna yapp your ear off for like ten minutes?
Tons of tiny shrimp that you could put into the tank.
Instantly, you could see how all the fish in here, like this blue damsel fish, started to gulp up the food.
The clownfish was also eating some of it while sticking near this anemone that had come with the tank when I bought it.
If you don't know what an anemone is, well...
Hold up.
It's actually an animal, and they have thousands of microscopic needles on their tentacles to
sting and stay safe from fish.
And also, they're able to move around through tanks on their own somehow.
But for some reason, clownfish evolved to be immune to the stinging, so they just constantly
stay near nemonies, so no other animals will disturb them.
But interestingly, there's also these coral shrimp in here that'll eat the brine shrimp.
I thought it was like a symbiotic relationship or whatever like anemones and clownfish like work together in the wild in some way
With their tiny little claws and there's other animals which you don't need to feed like these cool sea snails
Which go along the glass eating algae and the sea urchins, which do the same
I'm pretty cool. Finally, we can't forget to feed the corals with this stuff
You know it's pretty cool to watch let me show you yeah
You can kind of just use this thing as a spray bottle under the water to shoot food at the corals
You can see how the little tentacles have the polyps react to the tasty food and close up a bit
The green one was especially cool to watch along with this smaller green one
We could really see the little tentacle arms grabbing the food and closing it up to consume it saying the ocean is actually so cool
All right, I just got this set up in my kitchen and stuff like the anemone. My tank looks dirty as fuck though
Like I need these snails and overdrive brothers like poop on the walls, man
is still opening up but honestly for a thousand dollars it's so cool seeing all
the different life in here I'm gonna rate this thing an eight out of ten but
there's one type of aquatic pet that's a lot a lot cooler than everything I've
showed so far it's time to show you guys what it's like to have a hundred
thousand dollar fish tank literal pet shark yes sir now I could go buy now
guys I could go buy a hundred thousand dollar fish tank or we're gonna show up
to Jason Derulo's fish tank.
I sent you a small baby shark species.
What a fucking collab that would be.
Online and build a small little tank,
but that would be boring.
I want to see a big fierce shark.
So I hopped on a plane and flew across the country
to this very fish tank.
Damn it!
Oh, dude, in my brain, there was like a 2% chance
that he somehow got like a Jason Derulo collab.
I'm so serious.
Like, in my brain, I was like, there's a chance.
There's a chance he flies out.
Or called aquatics in exotics.
When I walked inside, I was immediately
greeted by some absolute-
When I walked inside, I was immediately greeted by,
none other than Jason Derulo.
He was actively searching for another shark
that he was gonna add to his tank.
The insane tanks.
This one had massive freshwater stingrays.
This one had a super cool pig nose turtle.
That thing, that's the first time I've ever seen that animal.
What the fuck is that?
that looks like a pig, but right here at the back of the store is where the insanely
massive tank that is filled to the brim with sharks is located.
Yo, these sharks are crazy!
Yup, this tank has 17,000 gallons of water because it contains not only this nurse shark
which like to spend most of their time chilling at the bottom of the tank, but also these
two super fierce black-tipped reef sharks, which are known to be some of the most aggressive
sharks in the world.
the craziest thing is how you feed them when they're your pets. So I got introduced to a store
employee named Sky so I could show you just that. You are kind of the one in charge of taking care
of all these sharks right? Yep, two black tips and a new shark in here. Dang, that is so cool. I'm
on the mission to kind of find the craziest pet you can keep. Would you say keeping sharks is kind
of crazy? Like is that kind of cool? It's definitely one up there. Not many people can say they have
real sharks in their house. I know somebody that can say that. Sure, but why do you have that
I'm done. I'm done. I have a tank that is so massive for the shark.
I know. There's somebody that has a shark in their house.
Specifically for the black tips, they...
Someone say a famous singer.
A shark that in the wild requires to be in constant motion to get oxygen through their gills.
Yep. The black tip reef sharks in specific literally need to constantly be moving in order to get water
and therefore oxygen flowing through their gills.
So are these black tips...
So they're just swimming circles in the fucking tank all day?
Sharks fully grown?
No, they're so actually young males.
Wow, so they're gonna get a lot bigger than this?
Quite, uh, at least twice.
Oh my gosh.
Nah, these sharks...
If somebody from PETA comes in and breaks the glass, be free!
They're still gonna get twice as big.
Be free!
I can even imagine what they're gonna eat when they get bigger.
So I'd say I wanna see these guys eat.
Can we feed these guys some food?
Yeah, absolutely. You wanna see what I'm feeding them to?
Yes, let's do that.
We go grab it.
So, Skye brought out an absolute buffet.
Alright, so what are we gonna be feeding these sharks today?
So that is the light feeding.
That's about two pounds of shrimp right there.
This is a light feeding.
This is like, I couldn't even eat this all if I wanted to.
Let's just get this in the tank.
I could eat that.
Absolutely. Ready?
Yes.
I eat this.
All right, let's settle down.
That's not that much food.
I went on my GoPro and gave it to Sky
as she went behind the scenes to feed the sharks
all these shrimp.
You can see how she started by splashing her hand
in the water to alert the sharks that it was feeding time.
And then she started to stick my GoPro under the water,
Which surprisingly the aggressive black clip sharks instantly found interesting as they kept women straight up to it
Almost like they wanted to swallow it. Yo, they're trying to eat my gopro
Eventually it was feeding time so sky stirred up the toss massive
Infills of the shrimp into the tank, which if you can guess the sharks instantly picked up the scent
And they absolutely started to annihilate the shrimp. Yo, this guy's about to go that shrimp up
Oh my gosh, yo look at all these shrimp in front of me
Oh, these sharks are going crazy for them.
But it wasn't only cool to see how the Blacktips move around to eat the shrimp,
because Skye also showed the GoPro how she trained the nurse shark to come to the surface
so she could drop pieces of shrimp in so that guy could eat as well.
Dang, that is so cool to watch.
Well Skye, that was probably the coolest feeding of an aquatic.
Oh, what about this stalker in the corner?
He's just like being left out of the conversation, bro.
Nobody's talking about him. He's watching but he wants attention too. We ain't gonna give him screen time
Are we calling us up three?
What the fuck? He's just a sad ass big-ass grouper, bro. The coolest feeding of an aquatic that I've ever seen
This is honestly one of the coolest pets I've ever seen. Thank you. Yep. Seriously. Thank you so much to aquatics and xotics for
Showing me these sharks. They're an awesome fish store located in Cincinnati, Ohio
Go check them out if you're in the area and of course. Yeah, if I ever need a shark, I'll pull up
guys don't forget about the merch we that is that is a top three breed of
dog this isn't a border collie what is this oh my god what is this called what
is this breed of dog called that is the cutest dog ever holy shit not as cute as
Daisy but close second on Australian shepherd yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just
Drop the art first and new
Cute dude. Oh my god. Oh
My god, yo, I I
Need to kiss dogs noses
I don't know if that's relatable, but like I would if I was petting this dog
I would kiss its nose right there drop the art not even a boot bro. Oh my god first and new
a shirt design in a long time and I'm being serious this one's bi-farmer that's not even
a boop bro yeah yeah I'll boop the nose too but I'm saying you kiss the nose not
what not like on the middle part of their nose is wet and gross I'm saying like
right on the tip of their where their snout meets their nose or first a new
shirt design in a long time and I'm being serious this one's bi-farmer it's like
cuteness aggression favorite it just oh my god yeah I'm like thinking about it
right now that's like it's like big of the antsy has so many cool animals I'm
in a tiger and a black widow I said that the uh yeah yeah thanks for watching
shows me a lot and hopefully learn something about animals why are we
throwing question marks by your tiny a cuteness aggression towards cute ass
dogs I'm not saying aggression to the point where I'm not gonna like hurt
them I gotta restrain myself yeah my dog squeeze them oh you little puppies
I'm not watching your video again for Scalante. It was great the first time man. Fuck
All right, I got a piss that we're gonna hop into the next one
He thinking of the three
It's chase hit big and make thing of the sub it's for the sub
I'm trans middle female. I want people to access HRT for a couple years at the least in the environment
I'm in as the same to come out fully. Do you think there is a point?
I should come out to my parents or close friends who I know would support if so how you think I would approach that I
Have really no great advice there. I'm sorry you're dealing with that, but I have literally no idea
I don't want to like give you bad advice. You know what I mean?
Like I think your close friends and your family would like
Support you in that but I mean like I don't know how to go about that. I feel like it would be
easier or better to get advice from somebody
that's like in your situation.
You know what I mean?
But I'm sorry you're dealing with that.
Usun, Alex, they give this up.
Haley, Ghost, Buss, Axe, the sub Jose,
think of it a thre.
Also this fish tank broke up,
they have Savvy, think of it a thre.
Can you say something for the people
with a court addiction that are struggling
and might wanna quit?
Oh my Jesus Christ, why is this like every day?
Bro, I don't know if this is a meme or something.
I feel like every day I'm getting,
Like I'm not like joking about like people that have like corn addictions, but it's just like what do I say like I don't know
Like what do I say to that?
You know what I mean like how I don't know advice or what I would say to like people that are dealing with like corn addictions
Well, King take it in the three. I've a missile on my door with a picture of you
BC and parallel they give the sub and the sub Tony for the thousand ease. Ah
I don't know either way. I'm getting my ass kicked
GM and you, think of it as a sub-sure.
And so I think of it as a sub-pot, think of it as a thre.
Flying for the scroll reconnected.
How do I start conversations?
Give hints without it being obvious?
I don't know, man.
You got to talk to her.
Kind of open up a little bit.
But how will you give hints?
I don't know you or her.
So I can't really help you there, man.
RTE, think of it as a thre.
Uber and Ba, think of it as a Vito.
We, Bennett, Phenom, Frosty, and Cruz,
think of it as a sub-miss or an escape of the sub.
Check coming out in 30 seconds.
Maybe a minute, actually.
Hold on.
I don't even know what their song is. If it's good, it's good.
What's the song ass?
Merc fruit escape Mr. Spot and truck thank you for the sub Ethan thank you for the three
when you and Brooke get married can I go to your wedding absolutely not holy parasocial
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We're finishing subnautica Thursday. We're probably starting double-oh seven maybe doing a bro v. Bro or some other shit
Next Friday react or next Friday reacts and then Saturday the 30th through June 2nd
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Continuing 007 if we fuck with it.
Charity stream for shadow proof,
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fighting drug addiction June 5th.
Then we have the YuGi collab coming up,
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fucking new fears of fathom drops,
a lot of gaining, fucking, gross shot review.
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The entire history of drugs in 23 minutes.
You're a human, and like every human before you, you want to feel different than you currently feel.
Maybe you'll be happier, maybe calmer.
Maybe like you're melting into the cosmic fabric of existence while a tree tells you its secrets.
That desire is ancient, and it basically invented drugs.
This is the entire history of drugs from cavemen eating weird mushrooms to your cousin selling Adderall in a Wendy's parking lot
prehistory
Cousin selling Adderall in a Wendy's parking lot. Is that considered drug dealing if you're selling Adderall?
I don't like when I think of a drug dealer
I don't think of a guy selling like Adderall or weed when I think of a drug dealer. Okay. Yes, it's a drug
You're selling a drug well in your brain when when somebody says the term drug dealer. I'm thinking heroin
I'm thinking a sketchy guy in a hoodie on the side of a fucking alleyway
With like just dime bags of crack like that yeah, like stuff like that
Well, I don't know it's math history when we've had all it's not math. It's probably like a similar first got high
Let's start 10,000 years. I don't know it's not math to go humans close
Bro, no, it's not is at all math
Now, they're both central nervous stimulants that treat ADHD and narcolepsy, but yeah,
it's not math.
It's an amphetamine.
The twins are still figuring out farming, but somehow they've already discovered psychedelic
mushrooms.
They're both amphetamines, okay, but it's not methamphetamine.
Archaeologists found cave paintings.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Chat, it's not math. It's okay, it's similar, sure.
I'll give it to you.
Carrying out farming, but somehow they've already discovered psychedelic mushrooms.
Archaeologists found cave paintings in Algeria showing people holding mushrooms with little wavy lines coming off them.
Yeah, we watched a video about this exact thing.
That's ancient, for I'm tripping right now.
Early drug use was mostly spiritual.
Shaumans would eat plants, see visions, and tell everyone what the gods wanted.
Sometimes the gods wanted rain, sometimes the gods wanted to sacrifice,
sometimes the gods wanted everyone to dance for six hours straight.
Depends on the mushroom.
Meanwhile, in Mesopotamia, around 3400 BC...
Oh my god, you think they're- wait, they were actually like basing what they were doing
off of how they were feeling spiritually off the trip?
I feel like that could go either really good or really fucking bad.
Oh my god, like you're putting the power of like a sacrifice in the hands of somebody that's actively on fucking hallucinogens
People discovered opium poppies. They called it who will gill which translates to joy plant. That's a door
I don't think this is AI chat. This looks like hand drawn like these don't look like this doesn't look like AI
That's also the plant that would eventually create heroin fentanyl and the entire opioid crisis, but we'll get there
Over in South America people were chewing. Yeah, that looks like AI
All right, we'll move on to a different video.
Fueling thing of the three.
In an apocalypse, you have experienced everybody around you die.
You are alone and wandering with you and yourself or keep going even though there's no chance
for change.
Muffin for the sub.
I don't know.
I'd probably ride it out, especially if there's other animals.
sort of company dude if I could have like a dog probably ride it out think about it for a while
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video I'm not gonna just full cut I tried tourist trap restaurants different barbecue place those
Those were delicious.
Thoughts?
No.
You don't like Dylan, bro?
Hold up.
Bro, this is my watch later.
I have to come through this and remove shit all the time.
This is all stuff that you guys send,
like video, such that game, such that.
If I like think that it's somewhat watchable,
I usually add it here,
and then a lot of them don't get watched.
It's like a very small percentage of videos.
I would kind of watch this poisoning a mega city one industries slowly killing 40 million
people.
I'm not watching a family friendly video, bro.
17 normal jobs people actually like.
Fern has a new video.
Oh, the hunt for America's weirdo serial killer.
the insane story of Serbia's human slaughterhouse. That sounds better.
I would rather watch this one than this one. This is just about the Zodiac killer, bro.
I feel like I've seen a million things about the Zodiac killer. Let's watch the insane story of
Serbia's human slaughterhouse. Wow. The video contains flashing images.
From the outside, this house in Serbia looks like a regular apartment building, the kind
you'd walk past without giving it a second glance.
But if you step into the garage and slip through this tiny hidden hatch leading down into the
basement, suddenly you're standing in an eerie white room.
Well, white except for these small stains on the walls.
The floor is covered with dark tiles and at the back of the room stands a large machine.
This room is used by the-
Oh my god, is it like a fucking meat grinder for humans?
I've never heard of this.
Vulcan mafia.
They kidnap their enemies and bring them here, allegedly torturing and killing them.
But bodies are evidence, so they make sure there isn't any, reportedly with the help
of an industrial meat grinder.
Oh my god, they would fucking grind full human bodies and then dispose of them.
If there's no body, they'll never be possible to prosecute us.
This is the story of one of Europe's most notorious crime networks and their human slaughterhouse.
Irreligidized to Serbia's elites and an ingenious takedown by relentless investigators.
Wow.
When did they get caught though?
Because that seemed like a real, maybe that might be an interview for this specific video.
Because that clip they showed to that guy looked like brand new.
I don't know, bro. I'm gonna have to take that, like, people be, like, shitting on fern because they sold to, like, private equity,
but I feel like their videos are actually just better. Like, I think people hold a disdain.
You have to have, like, a nuanced look on, like, private equity.
Like people people sit here and go oh dude the quality's gone down. I'm like, I feel like they haven't
I think you just got used to the firm quality of video like when firm originally like popped up
They were like new into the space and now there's a bunch of people that do the same shit
They do so it like seems worse in comparison, but I think the videos they're making are awesome still
Like they're not using AI. Yeah, they're not using AI
They have real editing and full work teams that do these videos like this is like more cinematic
Trigger warning this video contains graphic descriptions of violence as well as references to disturbing material viewer discretion is advised
Much of what we know about this case stems from an indictment by the prosecutor's office for organized crime in Serbia
I feel like there's got to be a better way to dispose of a body than just throwing it in a fucking meat grinder and then like packing it up.
Oh my god. That seems like the fucking worst way to disp- not worst way, but like, yeah maybe like a bad- if you have the capability to get a fucking meat grinder that you're putting full humans in,
I feel like you could fucking get like vats of acid, or like burn them.
Like, there has to be, yeah, get like a pizza oven, and fucking burn the body.
As well as reporting by the organized crime and corruption reporting project, and the Serbian investigation portal, Kreek.
Their work has been crucial in uncovering this story. You can find links in the description.
Chances are you'd struggle to find Serbia on a map. It's a landlocked-
landlocked buddy I play Geo guesser I think I'd find Serbia just just fine
don't you worry about I know her Serbia country south of Hungary next to
Romania yeah roughly 6.5 million people live here politically it's run by the
right-wing SNS party cold too by the way cold too you know I'm not just trying to
flex or anything go to you know Alex I know Serbia
Mr. Vucic has been president since 2017.
On the streets of Serbia, the Balkan Mafia has a strong presence.
Few clans play a major role.
The Kavac and the Škaliadi.
Their story begins in a neighboring country.
Kvartar is one of the most beautiful towns in Montenegro.
This is Stevan Dojčinović.
He's the editor-in-chief of the Serbian investigative portal Krik.
The heavily-hugged old town.
Wow, this is a fucking beautiful area.
which is really nice and it's a proper tourist area and there's a lot of
basically sailors that actually coming from this town. In the 2000s a single
criminal group called the Kotor Clan operated here. It was under the rule of
drug lord Darko Shadich. For more than a decade he controlled a significant share
of the cocaine trade into Europe until he was arrested in 2014 and after a
cocaine deal went wrong in Spain, the group split into two clans, the Kavac and the Škaliari,
named after two villages in the region. These two clans don't just operate in Montenegro.
They're active across the Balkans and traffic drugs all over Europe.
But basically the role of Balkan organized crime group is to transport big amounts of
drugs from South America to Europe, and then usually they sell these drugs to European
gangs. They will not deal with distribution.
The Kavac and the Škaliari...
Wait, they don't deal with distribution. So the majority of the drugs that are being
sold in the entire world or being grown in South America, but then they're heavily distributed
by these European gangs. But that's weird because I feel like in the US, it's like a similar thing,
but like, what are the big gangs in like out? I know people are going to be like, oh, Crips Bloods,
but like, who's like fronting and selling most of the drugs in the US? I feel like the cartel
has some sort of hold in the US in distribution
because Mexico borders the US directly.
So it functions a lot different than them having to,
you know, basically fly or boat drugs all the way to fuck
across a different continent
and then, you know, distribute it there.
And then the Amish mafia.
They will not do it.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I feel like it's more Mexican.
It's CIA.
Well, CIA did do that shit.
But, yeah, I think it's like Mexican gangs
and then American gangs, but I don't think they're as,
I think like, Mexico has a lot bigger of a hold
in the U.S. than they do in Europe.
And ganks, they will not deal with distribution.
The Kavach and the Shkoliari are locked
in a violent conflict.
This basically means they're hunting each other down.
I cannot even count them all,
but it was definitely more than 100 murders
were connected in this war of these two gangs,
more than 100, definitely.
And then in different countries,
they found groups to join one another side,
like in Bosnia, some of the Bosnian criminal groups
joined more like Schaljali, others joined Karachuk gang.
As a result, the conflict between the Montenegrin clans
is spilled over into neighboring countries,
Croatia, Bosnia, Slovenia, and Serbia.
In Serbia, they were looking for local Serbian allies
that they found and is one of the most important allies in Serbia
was this criminal group around Belik.
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Turn five to games. Hooligan set the tone.
Loud, aggressive and powerful.
One of them is Veliko Belivouk.
I got to rewind because I had one too long.
In Belgrade stadiums, hooligans set the tone.
Loud, aggressive and powerful.
One of them is Veliko Belivouk.
In 2016, he's a member of a hooligan group called Yanichari.
They were a football hooligan group who suddenly appeared out of the blue
and became very important on the stage.
That guy's a fucking brick wall. You see this, man?
Hooligan group who suddenly appear out of the blue and look at this fucking guy like short and stocky
But this dude's got like fucking cannonball fists and become very holy shit very
Important on the stadium of football club partisan. That's like a dude you stare at and you're like that guy knows how to fight
But you don't want to pick a fight with that guy
He could be like half a foot shorter than me and I'm like this dude
You see somebody like cauliflower ear in that build. I'm like, yeah, this guy could probably kill somebody in 10 seconds
Let me not.
CCTV footage shows Belivuk and others beating the bodyguard of the director of FC Partizan.
Wait, what?
Football club to the blue and become very important on the stadium of football club Partizan.
CCTV footage shows Belivuk and others beating the bodyguard of the director of FC Partizan.
After Yanni Chadi's leader is murdered, Belliflup takes over.
According to the New York Times, he renames the group Principi, because he acts on principle.
But what is a hooligan group?
What does that mean?
Like they're like...are they a gang?
He's the leader of a football hooligan group.
What is that?
But the name also carries in a...
Like a fan?
of all like
Avriloprincy a
Nationalist who's assassination of arch. They're like bugs Duke Franz Ferdinand of Austria set off World War one
That's just a gang now
Well as to assassination, but the name also carries an association with god
Relo prinsie a nationalist who's assassination of arch Duke Franz Ferdinand of Austria set off World War one
Over time Billy loop transforms. He's no longer just a leader of hooligans
He became one of the top allies of Kavac Gang.
Fensipi begins to operate as a major outpost for the Kavac.
In 2020, the war between the Kavac and the Shkoliadi is still raging.
Pelivuk and his group played their part in the war on Serbian soil.
And they come up with an idea.
One that takes the violence to a whole new level.
They start looking for a place to kill and destroy the evidence.
They found a house which was very close to the river on the outskirts of the Belgrade.
This building will become their slaughterhouse.
Inside, they said...
Oh my god, they would just dump like...
Like, they would dump meat of meat, like minced human meat into the river.
A torture chamber.
This is where they'll bring their victims.
Yeah, throwing some only.
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Uh, I have so many videos talking about streaming tips right now, man.
I'm sorry, I'm not going to go on a rant about that.
Shock, I'm thinking of the three.
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Rose Brown, thinking of the three.
Jordan, thinking of the three.
You have experience, everybody already read that.
I'm often thinking of the sub.
Mostly members of rival gangs.
So it's really perfectly hidden.
Inside of the house is like normal house.
But if you manage to open this wall,
then you have a small corridor.
And then what awaits you under the stairs
will be like a big room, which will be usually wrapped
into the plastic, prepared for the murder
and with one chair, that's all.
For me, the more scary part than this was actually how they were like bringing victims.
Most of these people actually lured inside of the house.
Oh, so they didn't know they were gonna die.
Like they were convinced to just show up and then they were tortured.
The victims is a man we'll call Luca Maric, not his real name.
He's a leader of a rival partisan hooligan group and an important associate
of a man called Philip Courage.
Now, Philip Courage is an important organized crime figure from Serbia
who sided with Skade again.
That means Luka has ties to the enemy.
In August 2020, his wife is making dinner and feeding their two babies.
Luka heads out to buy guns.
He was afraid for his life then, so he kind of felt something could happen.
He wanted to buy new guns, most likely in order to better protect himself.
According to the indictment, he meets a friendly trust on a dirt road beside an empty field.
Luka doesn't know it yet, but his friend has betrayed him.
The meeting is a trap.
Bellyvook and his gang are waiting for him.
There was a plan, they would be to find the person
which is very close to you,
which then they will make to shift the sides
and start working with them.
And then they will use somebody you trust
to actually lure you.
So this happened in this case.
They jump him, tie him up.
Damn, that's fucked, though, dude.
Get your friend killed like that.
And take him to the slaughterhouse.
Then they drag him inside, force him to unlock his phone
and go through his contacts.
The first moment he understood the basic claim, he's done.
According to the indictment, Bellyvook and his gang began to torture him.
Afterwards, they behead Luca with an axe.
Bills his-
Wow, so they weren't even getting info out of him torturing him, they were just doing
it to like, fuck with him.
Blood to write on his back, cottage, it was kind of basically a message for his boss,
Philip Cottage.
Billy Luke and his gang send a photo of the scene to Luke's boss.
One of the messages reads,
Tick Tock, Tick Tock, this is how you'll end up, we'll catch you.
Oh my God.
According to prosecutors, after that Luke's body is cut into pieces and put through the
industrial meat grinder.
The remains end up in bags and are dumped into the den.
River was the kind of final stage of dismantling the body which started inside of the house
when they were basically dropped the bodies and ride them through this machine until they
literally become let's say um liquid in a way. Was he a part who is this guy? Was he a part of the
gang? Because then this liquid basically throwing in the river which fishes eat so literally there
was not even like small. Yeah you wouldn't find any sort of fucking like the fish would just eat
so you're not going to find any sort of, like, remains.
Bone, anything that could be found.
Then the bags, along with the victim's clothes
and belongings, are burned.
They decide to run the slaughterhouse
because they believe that's the most efficient way
to kill people and not leave the traces.
In the end, the whole thing was about efficiency
and hiding any traces.
And actually, it was efficient in a way
that still today, nobody was recovered.
I think their motto was that if there's no body,
they'll never be possible to prosecute us.
Luca is neither the only nor the last alleged victim
of belly-vroom in his group.
Zdravko Vrdojevic was lured in a similar way
with the promise of buying a gun.
The prosecutor claims he also ended up in the meat grinder.
And then there's Milan Lapoja.
Milan Lapoja was the highest.
For that long, they're fucking grinding up bodies
and nobody knows?
Like, obviously it's like, you know, the people that are a part of it aren't going to fucking say anything,
but I'm saying people keep going missing.
They're not tying it back to this house, going, everybody that comes here dies and then just never leaves.
Like, this is happening in, like, modern day.
This isn't like the 60s, right?
This is like actual fucking, like, 2020 COVID, post-COVID, like, there's cameras, you know,
Even in a rural area like this, they're going to fucking see some shit.
I have a criminal who was killed in the slaughterhouse.
He was like some old school mafia guy.
He first made headlines in 2007.
Back then he was part of a group of notorious jewel thieves known as the Pink Panthers.
It's like the group that Hollywood movies are made about.
The Dubai job, the Wafi Malheist, was legendary.
In just 170 seconds, they stole millions in jewelry and sped off in their oudies.
But the Interpol eventually caught up with them.
DNA evidence linked Lopoya to the heist.
He was ultimately arrested and sentenced to nine years in prison.
After that, he returned to his hometown in Serbia and got in bed with the Skoliadi clan.
By 2020, he had a new job.
He took role in one attempt to murder the leader of the Karpov gang, Radios Vitser, in
Ukraine.
He was shot a couple of times, but he managed to survive.
The poyo was allegedly involved in planning the attempted killing.
Now the college claim wants revenge.
Oh my god, so they fucking torture his ass and grind him up.
Oh my god, what a fucking weird life, dude.
You're a jewel thief, steal millions of dollars, spend nine years in Spanish prison,
and then go back, join a gang, fucking try to kill a rival leader in Ukraine, fuck up,
and then now you're gonna get tortured to death.
What the fuck?
Luca.
I, I, I'm so, just, I mean, dude, it's fuck to say, but like, I'm so in a fucking first
world bubble, dude.
Like so many of us are.
I'm not saying everybody, but I'm saying like, I don't, on a day-to-day basis go, oh, this
shit's like happening.
Like there are flat out people that are like torturing and grinding up bodies like right
now.
Like, oh my God.
And like obviously with wars and stuff that are involved in the US we know about, but
It's like, this is like a part of Europe
that's so rarely talked about
for somebody that lives in the US.
Like the average person in the US knows nothing
about Serbia, Serbian gang, Serbian life, Serbian culture.
Like literally, I like, this is nothing,
something I would never hear about.
Poje feels threatened.
He starts looking for extra protection
and considers buying an armored car.
Belivuk and his gang hear about that
and lure him into a trap.
and they call him to come to this house in Riktopek.
Instead of buying a car, he too ends up in the torture room.
And it's interesting how he reacted.
So he was down in this chamber.
He saw they came with the axe to chop him.
He reacted in a way like, well, what do you do?
He said, like, this is very bizarre.
I'm not for this kind of stuff.
He said, I'm for like, we can do fist fighting.
We can shoot with the guns, but this thing, no.
And this is really interesting because you can see
really kind of big difference with his older generation.
This new young guy's were like kind of very much brutal even.
Oh, what?
So he's saying like, this is weird.
Why are you killing me in this way?
Like, I get you wanting to beat me to death or shoot me,
but like, you're tying me to a chair,
you're gonna chop me into pieces and then grind my body up.
This is like, insane.
Stavon calls Belly Vuk in his group a millennial mafia,
a generation of criminals that doesn't just kill
but turns violence into a spectacle.
And though LaPoya fights for his life, there's no escape.
But how do we know all of this?
Time to talk about Sky.
Sky Global was founded in Canada in 2008.
The company runs an encrypted messaging network,
and it sells phones that come with this ultra-secure network
pre-installed.
A lot of users switched to Skyphones
after a similar encrypted phone provider was taken over
and then shut down by the authorities.
The camera, microphone and GPS are all disabled in Skyphones.
The encrypted-
I mean, you've got to be a criminal
of reusing one of these.
Like, I just, like, I get some people wanting to be off the grid,
but if you're like, yeah, no, I own a Sky phone.
I'm like, brother, what are you,
what are you doing in your-
Messenger Sky ECC is hidden inside the calculator app.
Users access it by entering a specific code.
What?
They get their messages in the calculator app.
Sky ECC is hidden inside the calculator app.
Users access it by entering a specific code.
And then you use your nickname, which you create, to communicate with other nicknames
to this guy next.
So it was basically a way how the criminals can speak.
That's so encrypted, bro.
Oh my god.
You have a phone that's untraceable.
You can't see the messages unless you type a code on a calculator app and you're communicating
to people that are also using Skyphones with fake names.
You can choose for your messages to automatically delete.
If the phone isn't used for a certain period of time, it will erase itself.
There are also features like a panic password and a kill switch.
The phones can be accessed remotely to instantly wipe all data from them.
The company is so confident in its privacy protections that it offers 5 million US dollars
to anyone who can break their encryption within 90 days.
Skyphones are perfect for people who value privacy above all else.
And they're quite popular with criminals. You can't just walk into a store and I've never even heard of a sky phone
Like in my have you guys heard of a sky phone?
Been a kill switch. How are you even buying one of these buy one they're distributed through a complex network of distributors and lower-level resellers
This man known as the smiling butcher claims. He was one of them. So he literally worked for the sky company
The smiling butcher, bro. Oh
my god
as the smiling butcher claims he was one of them.
So he literally worked for the Sky Company and selling their funds.
It's unclear whether he worked for Sky Global in any official capacity.
But he's the tech guy for Belly Vook's Prince CP Hooligan group, and he makes sure they
conduct their business via the Sky Network.
Belly Vook and his henchmen share messages and photos in group chats on Sky ECC.
They think they're safe, but they aren't.
In the late 2010s, police find more and more sky phones in the hands of criminals.
Yeah, I feel like that becomes a legality issue where it's like you don't want the government
like tracking you and you do want a level of safety protection.
But for a company like this, it's it's effectively just for criminals.
Like if you're going to have something that's fully untraceable, has a remote kill switch,
all your data on a win.
It's like no average person has a need to use that
unless they're actually just doing something illegal.
They begin investigating the network behind them.
Authorities in the Netherlands and France
discovered that the Global Sky Communications Network
mainly runs through two servers.
I feel like it'd be like people doing shit illegal
or like somebody that works in the government
would have this phone.
Like the only people that would have this phone,
it's like you're somebody that literally is a part of a CIA
or like an upper level, you know, government organization that like needs to have some
sort of privacy, or you're legitimately just like killing people.
They're both located in a data center of the hosting company OVH in northern France.
Like, I don't know. I feel like there's certain parts of our phones that are like
not private enough. But I think that's like too far. Like there's like a like there needs to be a
middle ground rather than just the opposite end of the spectrum of being like you could
literally do anything on this and they can't track you.
French authorities install an IP tap on the servers to monitor their traffic.
The traffic is encrypted so they can't read messages yet, but analysts find a way to copy
the server's memory.
Through that they obtain an encryption certificate.
Using that certificate, French, Belgian and Dutch authorities develop a method to decrypt
SkyECC's communications.
allows them to read the user's messages. In 2021, a joint team of European law enforcement
agencies gets to-
You're not texting your boy on the calculator app on your sky phone to get on Fortnite.
You know, you're saying, hey man, just chopped up a body. It should be disposing it anytime
soon. You're not, you're like, oh, I need to type in nine passcodes on my calculator
app so I can fucking message my friend with a fake nickname so he could hop on the game,
bruh.
They spend several weeks reading sky chats in real time.
It's a rare moment.
To them, it feels like standing outside in the dark, peeking inside a house,
when suddenly, someone turns on the lights.
More than that, it feels as if they're suddenly sitting at the dinner table with the criminals.
The authorities intercept approximately a billion messages.
According to law enforcement about the 170,000 sky phones are registered worldwide.
Each month, roughly 70,000 users actively communicate on the platform.
Some are located in the Americas, but most are in Europe.
About a quarter of all active users are based in Belgium and the Netherlands.
Many of their messages police say cluster around one specific place, the port of Antwerp.
We've already made a video about how Antwerp's port has become Europe's main gateway for
cocaine and how cartels recruit miners to break into containers and retrieve drugs for
them.
But a lot of other messages the authorities read come from an entirely different region, the Balkans.
Why are they convincing miners to go break into the fucking shipping containers and steal drugs?
Because they're charged less?
Like, if they get caught, yeah, if they get caught they're going to juvie for like two years instead of present for 20.
They also stumble.
They're smaller. Yeah, they're physically smaller, that's why.
They could squeeze through cracks, bro. What are you talking about?
Upon the communications of Bellevue and his gang, and what?
Their bones are less fragile, bro. What?
The uncover is horrifying.
The prosecution has collected the nicknames that the criminals used in the app.
In one of the chats, Bellevue using his nickname Soprano writes,
I can't wait to strangle him and see honey, Mexico in the middle of Belgrade.
Even when he's not around, he seems to be asking his men to describe the torture at length.
Wow, so this guy's like a full-on fucking psychopath.
There's juicy details for me.
In the chats, Soprano approves kidnappings and killings with short messages.
We're for it.
The smiling butcher writes,
He has already lost a finger and is badly ruined, but the idiot thinks he will get out.
I've already skinned him well. And boom, Mar hits him in the head. He got a brutal beating by
them, bro. He was already seriously unconscious. Afterwards, bro, he was all black. He didn't
resist much, didn't cry, nothing. He was in terrible shock. The authorities see all the pictures
the gang shares in their chest. This is like so disturbing.
That's screenshots of Bitcoin. They're beating him so hard he's just like sitting there just like
staring on face just like dying. He transfers to pay off hitmen, fake identity documents,
bundles of cash, weapons, shipments of cocaine, and disturbing photos of torture.
Police can see all this evidence and disturbing photos of... Oh my god the picture of him
the fucking profile photo of the smiling butcher in that photo,
he's actually holding a fucking dead body.
Torture.
That looks like a decapitated human head.
Police can see all this evidence because
Belivuk and his gang didn't delete the photos.
Because, you know, the sky is a system,
every month basically cleans everything.
So in order to save these photos,
in the end of the month they were always sending them somebody
from the side of the gang just to keep them safe,
so they really wanted to keep this message.
Why did they want to keep them?
It's weird, but in a way, how they found the house, how they built the house, the secret corridor, how the careful was not to leave any traces,
that they did everything so carefully there, and they were taking and saving these photos with major evidence.
That's kind of really interesting.
Yeah, I feel like that has to be like a... so they can get caught.
No, I think they were sending the messages to each other because they, well, that got them caught.
I'm saying they or they had to keep sending them to each other because they wanted to just keep looking at them
It's an element. Yeah, like a trophy to the whole whole thing
French authorities informed the Serbian police about the chats as a result Bellivouk and part of his gang are arrested
They're charged with criminal association multiple aggravated murders drug and arms trafficking kidnapping
and rape. Hundreds more alleged criminals are arrested in other raids across Europe.
In Belgium, more than a hundred people are convicted in the country's biggest drug trial ever.
Sky Global's CEO, Jean-François Yves and former distributor Thomas Herdman were indicted in
both the US and France. In the US, Yves and Herdman are accused of knowingly and intentionally
participating in a criminal enterprise that facilitated drug trafficking.
Yeah, because wouldn't they have to know that shit was going on? Like every social media has
criminals and like people that are doing crazy shit. But if you're like the owner of Sky,
you have to know like 80% of your user base is just actually criminals. Like the majority of
the people using your shit are like killing people, raping people, selling drugs.
Statement and an interview with Motherboard, the CEO said that law enforcement was trying to
vilify anyone who pushed back against unwarranted surveillance. According to him, the encrypted
The chat platform existed for one reason, to protect the fundamental right to privacy.
After the arrests, the police searched the house in Rita Peck.
They entered the garage, climbed through the hidden hatch, opened the door, and found evidence
of the bloodbath that took place there.
The industrial meat grinder, a groove cut into the tiled floor running from one side
to the other.
Several stains on the walls, on the door, next to a radiator, on the tap, and on the
light switches. The smiling butcher cut a deal with the authorities. Based in his testimony
and the DNA found in the room, authorities believed that at least seven people were killed
in the slaughterhouse. The arrest of Belivuk and his group was celebrated as a major victory
for the Serbian authorities, and it also caught the attention of politicians.
We were talking about the destruction of criminal gangs, Belivuk Milkovich, and with great honor, I can say that this gang is destroyed because of our order.
We have finished this gang.
years. In 2006, Montenegro broke away from Serbia
after a popular vote. The Serbian government under President Todic followed reformist
center-left policies. But ever since Aleksandar Vucic became president in 2017, he's been
running the country more like an autocracy. Freedom of expression is limited. Corruption
is rampant. The growing frustration with the government has fueled repeated protests over
the years. At the beginning of Vucic's first presidency, demonstrations against dictatorship
erupted. The year later another wave of protests followed after an opposition politician was
brutally attacked by a group of hooded men. In 2023 a school shooting sparked the Serbia
against violence protests. And in 2024, the canopy at a freshly renovated train station
and Novi Sad collapsed, killing 16 people. And the reason for this is corruption because
of the corruption everything was barely done yeah sorry i'm not commentating as much i feel like
this video is so fucking grim oh my god like i like yo like some videos that i watch like i
don't like watching videos that i can't commentate on and you have too much but like this one i'm just
like i i don't even know i don't even know what to say like i'm just fucking astonished the train
station was meant to showcase Serbia's progress but it's just so dark dude i just keep thinking about
I keep thinking about the fact, bro, that they're fucking like he's asking them to describe
What the torture was like
Like he's not even there, but he's texting the guys that are killing this dude and he's like tell me everything
Oh
That became a symbol of everything going wrong in the country
Huge student-led protests aimed directly at butchers government erupted across the country
The authorities responded with violent crackdowns
In the year after the tragedy, more than 80 journalists were physically attacked.
Ruchich doesn't hesitate to deploy police forces against anti-government.
Yeah, this seems really bad for the president that he is actively suppressing the community
that clearly does not like how he's running anything.
Protesters.
But according to Stevan, he's also using...
Organized crime figures, which he's bringing against the protesters.
We have government who basically cooperates with organized crime.
It's 2017, two years before they used the slaughterhouse.
For murder shakes Serbia's capital, and Belivuk is caught up in it.
The police arrest him and seize his phone.
And they found very interesting WhatsApp messages inside.
These chats end up in the hands of journalists who start digging through them.
They revealed that Belivuk has some powerful contacts.
You dizzy work for the president that's not that's not that I've seen though like
Doesn't they didn't the US used to do that too where it's like other countries if they want something to happen
Not necessarily inside their own country, but like if you are the leader of Russia and you want somebody dead in Italy
Sometimes they'll actually just get in contact with criminals in Italy to pay them to do it
So in like the US still does that so instead of like you getting your own guys to go fucking do that shit
You just hire somebody that's already a criminal that does shit like that to just do it for you and you just give him money
We found that actually bellybook in that time was in direct contact with one really important member of Serbian
Chandon Mary that's a specially trained paramilitary unit within the Serbian police
This is his photo from army but from army he moved to the police
and he became one of the top persons in Serbian Transdermary.
And they were like daily, every day, communicating.
And we see from the messages, basically.
And they were getting him to do dirty work.
She was approving and advising Belewuk what to do.
Belewuk will say, I need to go after these guys.
And he'll say, like, no, keep quiet or do this, do this.
This member of the Serbian Genomery.
Wow, so that's just like full-on government corruption.
To the point where you're literally hiring fucking murderers and criminals
to fucking do petty work.
According to the messages Creek has seen,
effectively acted as Belivuk's superior.
And from him, the trail led further up the chain.
This general guy, this police guy,
was informing about everything.
First of all, he calls Diana.
Diana Krakowicz was General Secretary of Serbian Police,
which means after the minister,
she was number two in the police.
According to Stevan, this top secretary of the police
was informed about everything the police officer in Bellevue discussed.
And it doesn't end there.
When something really important is to decide, a police officer will say that besides Diana,
also the boss and big boss are informed.
They never mention who boss and big boss are, but following the logic of hierarchy, both
It's the president.
It can only be like a minister of police, which was Nenboshe Stepanets, a big boss could
be just President Flutish who is top of everything.
Belivuk himself later testified that his gang was organized for the needs and by the order of Alexander Vuchic.
True, because...
Dude, is that not fucking wild?
That'd be like the president, like literally in cahoots with like the leader of the bloods.
And just fucking murdering people.
Testimony, Belivuk explained all the favor that he was doing to the government
and actually telling why it's important for the Serbian government always to have control over it.
They could just silence him because he's getting now prosecuted under the Serbian government.
Like I'm not saying this guy should walk free, this guy's fucking killing people.
But he's effectively killing people for the government that is now prosecuting him.
Like you're turbo fucked.
You're fucked.
You know?
Like you were just working for this dude, now it's like you just got caught and they're
gonna throw your ass under the bus.
This footballing bros.
According to Bellevue, his gang would intimidate anti-government protesters.
During football games, they would stop fans from chanting against the president.
Also, when Wucic's making his own protest, he would bring colleagues to have bigger number in there.
So literally, government was using them some sort of, like, street force.
The president denies all the allegations.
Street force, street force, and then also, like, sway public opinion to make it seem like not many people are against him.
Because if you're filling half of a football stadium with these guys and they're like actively against protesting it, it's going to seem like, oh, no, everything's fine.
You know, when in actuality, the average Serbian person is like really unhappy with the way things are.
And since he never met Belly Vuk.
What's we believe that?
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What happened is that when the French police entered the Skyphones and when they found all
the pictures and videos of the violence, torturing, dismantling bodies, that and when the Sriby was informed,
we believed that President Wurzitsch understood that he cannot any longer work with the Belivu
group because he was like becoming international if he's big.
So for this reason we believe that eventually he basically arrested Belivuk Gang.
Oh my god, so like if it wasn't international he would have just like been like, ah, now don't do anything.
Belivuk and parts of his gang are off the streets, at least for now.
Yeah, but they're just gonna replace him with somebody else. They're gonna get some other guy.
But the system that backed them is still in place.
Yeah, that's the same thing. It's the same problem. It's like how to try and get rid of like Mexican cartels.
Like, the US will get involved and they'll just kill the leader.
Like, you killing the leader of, like, the Helisco cartel does actually nothing.
Like, you have to dis-
It's a societal problem that that exists.
To kill the leader or arrest the leader of a gang,
they'll just prop somebody else up, right?
It's not like, oh, a house of cards, this dude's at the top,
and if he fucking caves, everything falls.
It's like, no, they're just gonna get another dude to fucking replace you. They're just gonna keep doing it, right?
It's not it makes things worse. Yeah, it makes them more upset. They'll come they'll come at you later
It's like the only way that you're doing it like where is that prison? I think it's El Salvador
And the only that like that's the way that you fucking get rid of that shit is like you either fucking change your society
society. Or you flat out arrest everyone. Yeah, like Seacot, like every single fucking
gang member is now in prison. Like you can't just kill the leader and be like, well, it's
done. Like the site, you didn't change anything. Like they're still just going to keep doing
it. Police officials that instruct thugs and work closely together with them. And a president
who's accused of using the same thing with the CEO from United, what United healthcare?
Well, that's a little different when if you're talking about like Luigi Mangione killing that guy because then it like instills fear into the
Fucking CEO to not fuck over Americans anymore. Like I'm not supporting the assassination by any means, but that's an entirely different
situation
because like cartel leaders are always at risk of
Getting murdered right like that regardless of the US after them
It's like you're the CEO of a gang or you're not the CEO
You're the leader of a gang. You're the leader of a cartel.
Like, you're inherently just in a dangerous job versus somebody now just being fearful
because they're the CEO of a company where the last CEO just got killed.
Lugans to silence his people.
So far, almost no politicians or police officers have been brought.
Like, I would not accept that job.
Like, if I worked for UnitedHealthcare and the CEO got fucking murdered,
and then now you're the one that they're trying to elect, I'd be like,
ah, no, I'm good.
To court in connection with this case.
president, he could throw the...
Yeah, I'm good off that, thanks.
...whole police, prosecution, everything, and in these terms, it's not possible that
you have top officials to be prosecuted.
Here in the center of Belgrade is the Serbian president's office.
And in front of his office is one big park, and it was a really nice park before, but
what he presently did, he created some sort of camp there, and inside there, a camp where
He brought a lot of these criminals.
Stevan and his team at Creek identified many of them
as members of organized crime.
People with long police records of violence and drug smuggling.
And according to Stevan, the president
uses these criminals as guards of his sort
in front of his office.
So the protester can never really come very close to him.
We asked the civilian president for his statement,
but didn't receive a response.
So the whole point is that the belly group is out.
But I mean, the mother is still there.
And until we have this sort of government now and our president in on power nothing will change. He always bringing this guys
He will encourage organized crime structures helping them because he also have this value from them because they were protecting
Yeah, he helps them and they help him fuck
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Chat can't think of the three. Quick pass. If the economy is fucked, why hasn't it
crashed yet? Inflation is plummeting. Incomes are rising fast. Every single
metric out there is saying that the economy is stronger than ever. GDP is
growing low unemployment in stocks are at all time highs.
Dude, the employment shit is so skewed
because so many people that don't have jobs are like,
they're doing Uber Eats, they're doing DoorDash,
they're doing like micro work to make money on the side.
And so they're technically employed,
but they don't really have a steady job.
So it's like the numbers look not as bad
as they actually are, because like, yeah, you're making money, but you're making like fucking $10,000 a year, dude.
Like you're still broke, like.
Roaring economy is roaring like never before.
So then why does it feel like none of that is true?
Because the stock market hasn't been measuring your life for almost 100 years.
In fact, what we have now are two completely different economies running inside the same country.
Okay, but why should you care?
Well, because now the same companies the same jobs in the same industries are splitting in half depending on which side you're on
And so clearly that impacts all of you so you can't just sit this one out because of well
I think we've been kicking I think the whole thing with the government too is like you haven't seen a huge like
It's been getting slowly worse gas prices are up blah blah blah you could talk about a million things that are like
You know inflation's higher
Wages aren't as good as they should be purchasing power
as lower because of inflation being higher.
The war with Iran, gas prices are more.
But it's like, you see it getting worse,
but we've been kicking the can down the road.
Oil reserves are being used up.
At some point, it's going to skyrocket even more than it has.
Debt, in general, is getting just kind of put off to the side.
So it seems like it's not as bad.
And companies are able to write down
that they're being paid and they have this much money
that's coming to them,
but they keep delaying and tacking shit onto the end.
So it's like, people are fucked economically,
but it's just, you're not seeing it
because companies keep giving temporary relief,
but it's not fixing it.
It's like people are still fucking broke
and companies are still in debt.
The U.S. in general is rising,
they're raising their own debt, what is it called?
when companies, not companies,
when countries give the United States money
because the US runs on debt, right?
That's why we're like $38 trillion in debt
or whatever it is.
This is the way that I could explain it.
Keep in mind, I'm also not a political expert
and I'm not claiming to be,
this is just how I understand it.
When countries give money to the United States
or big corporations give money to the United States,
they get a certain interest rate
on like a 30 year fucking loan, effectively.
Usually it's like two, three percent, blah, blah, blah.
They, how they do it is they offer a certain percentage
on the people's money.
And if nobody bids, no countries want to give
$100, $400 million, $2 billion, but you know,
$50 billion, however much money it is,
they have to raise the percentage.
And then it gets to a point where they keep raising it
and raising it and raising it and raising it
to where like now we're paying back
so much more money than we have
that we're becoming a less credible creditor.
Like creditor or less credible
Debt in debt better creditor. I don't know what word I'm looking for
Where it's like less and less people want to use the American dollar or trust the US to loan money to them
So you have to keep offering them more money so they feel safer and also want to
Like invest and so it's like fucked because the government's
Constantly just shilling out more money in debt and now at some point
We're not going to be able to pay that minimum back, right?
Which is like way down the line, like $38 trillion.
The US government, you know, rakes in cash.
They could fucking pay the interests, but like at some point,
the US just won't be able to keep doing this.
You know, you can kick, you can only kick the can down the road so far
until you're no longer able to kick it anymore.
You're going to hit a wall at some point.
People who built the system,
make sure you can't tear it down without holding.
This is all because of Biden, by the way.
I don't think it's all because of Biden. I think the last few presidents have been not well. I think you could point out a lot of things that Trump's been doing.
I think it's not like one guy, like a lot of shit right now is going wrong. You could blame on the current president. You could blame on Biden. You could blame on fucking Obama. You could blame on Clinton.
Clinton. You know, you could go back years, right? Every president promises to fix shit,
and then they don't, right? Because they you constantly want to just temporary,
temporarily help people make them feel good. Then the shit you do wrong doesn't affect anybody
till four years down the line. So then it goes bad on that president. So that's why you're
saying that. But it's also like, you're seeing current time things that like our government
is doing that is actively in real time fucking us over, right? Like, if you want an example,
gas prices, right? Like, that's just one thing you could look at. I'm not saying like,
every single part of the economy is fucked, but like, that's definitively this term is why that's
happening. You postage. Let's spend weeks uncovering their playbook, and I'll break down this entire
thing in a while. Biden was way worse than Trump. Trump's suing the IRS, by the way, and making it
So they can't audit him or his family ever again way. That's actually
Looking to that looking to how he is also on both sides of the government actively suing for billions of dollars
Making it so he can't be investigated him or his family understand
It's like that's corrupt. Yeah, this video you'll actively drop understand why making more money won't save you
But I'll tell you exactly well, they leaked his in or they leaked his pay
Yeah, but the guy that did that's going to jail for five years. Well, we're like 10 years or some shit
Let me look that up. I want to know what he's doing
I'm not saying it's just him chat
I'm saying like the government in general has been I think our presidency's in general has just been full of fucking people that
That promise shit and don't perform like
Every time every time and I think there's people in lower-level government that do it
Well, we're like they promise on shit and they do it like if they want to balance budget or something and you can say
Yeah, it's easier to do if you're a fucking mayor or governor than if you're the president
But at the same time it's like why are we fucking just lying?
Like it's just like that's it feels like every politician today just lies like
Just because that's the only way you get elected
Hold up
Yeah, audit immunity for Trump's family puts IRS in a bind. Federal law prohibits the internal revenue service from halting an audit at the direction of the president for his aides.
You just got to look into that dude.
Experts warn Trump's immunity from IRS audit could undermine trust and tax system. It's like, but you can't give yourself immunity from being audited, man.
Cause then you could actively commit fraud and they can investigate you.
So everyone's arguing about whether they like being audited sucks, but like you can't not
like if you get audit immunity, now you could just like actually just tax evade and they
can't do anything.
Economy is good or bad with these record high stock prices, but that's the wrong question
because the stock faster.
Okay.
President was Benjamin Franklin.
Benjamin Franklin was never president market was never designed to measure whether your
life is getting better, it measures something else entirely.
So let's start by breaking it down in a simple way.
First and foremost, the economy measures everything.
And I mean everything from trade to production and it's usually measured by things like-
Oh, that's the joke.
Sorry, flew right over my head.
GDP.
So let's start by breaking it down in a simple way.
First and foremost, the economy measures everything.
And I mean everything from trade to production and it's usually measured by things like
GDP, unemployment, inflation, and consumer spending.
the stock market doesn't really directly measure any of that.
The better way to look at it especially now, it's where investors trade bets on how much
money companies will make in the future. And so it's a bit of an oversimplification, but that's
it. And another thing to know is that the S&P 500, which is what everyone points to when they say
that the market is up, only tracks about 500 companies out of the 30 million business in America.
So really, it's again, talking about a very thin slice of the actual economy. If you don't believe
This also isn't the first time that the stock market is telling a completely different story while reality is telling another and every time it's happened before
It's ended up the same way. I'm sure a lot of you have well where we have an economic crash and everybody goes broke
I've heard about the roaring 20s. I
Don't know. I think that's why like we're kicking the can because we don't want to have another great depression era
I don't think it'll get to that point in the US in like modern day
You know, it's not the 1930s anymore. I think there would be people that would step in but it is getting to a point where like
The average person the average American is fucking broke
like
Not even just like living paycheck to paycheck living paycheck to paycheck
Well at the same time like taking out debt to try and in fucking pay the rest of the bills
They have for the week. I think what was the term that saw I saw it in fucking atriachvania
But somebody else said somebody else said it's like not enough not enough paycheck left for the week or something
Like people are running out of money on a Thursday when they have to survive to Sunday
It's like people just don't have money
The name suggests it was this golden era on paper between 1922 and 1929 the Dow had gone up
Just get a job
six times in eight years and the economy was growing almost five.
Okay, James Charles, bro, what the fuck, a percent a year while unemployment just
get a job was only under 4%. So it was roaring, all right, but underneath all of that were some
cracks on paper. Farmers were actually drowning in debt. Oh, really? I didn't think about that.
Factories were producing way more product than they could sell, and most of the
markets growth wasn't coming from real businesses. It was coming from people borrowing money to place
bigger and bigger bets on stocks going up. Sound familiar? Whoa, in 1929 the stocks did stop going
up. The Great Depression hit, wiping out 80 to 85 percent of the stock market value, and soon enough
production collapsed by nearly half, and unemployment hit one in four Americans. One in four is crazy,
Leading to the worst economic collapse that you all know about, but here's the thing that you may not know.
Just a few years after the crash, the stock market started rallying back nearly over 300% between 1933 and 1937.
So again, on paper, it was like America was so back, but the thing is that was again just the stock market.
While many ordinary Americans still stood in breadlines,
recovery wasn't really a reality for most.
So that was almost 100 years ago,
when it's one of the earliest and clearest examples
of the stock market and the economy
telling completely different stories.
And today, the S&P is at all-time highs,
while consumer confidence is near pandemic lows.
So the question becomes, why does this keep happening?
Well, there's-
Yeah, it's like it's like people are people are scrounging to fucking get cash to buy like basic produce
But at the same time what the the dow the dow's at an all-time high
The s and p's up. What the fuck a few reasons
But one in particular stands out and it starts with what I considered the biggest bet in human history
If you watch any of my countless videos on AI, yeah, I banned you because you're spamming you you know who i'm uh, uh
I you know you the the guy that just went oh you're gonna be in you know know that big tech
You know I'm talking to you right now is in the middle of the largest spending spree in corporate history from data centers to
Infrastructure and comparing it to previous bubbles
It's now more than triple than what the entire telecom industry spent at the peak of the dot-com to me
No, you're not banned jackass
But with that said oh my god
Data centers to infrastructure and comparing it to previous bubbles. It's now more than triple than what the entire telecom industry
Yeah, the AI bubbles really scary
The AI bubbles really scary and I have a lot of my money in the AI bubble
It's like everybody's riding the same wave. We're all sitting here going. Yeah, this AI thing really gonna like pan out or
But we all have like money in AI like people that invest if you invest
You have to invest in AI corp because it's like those are the companies that are up
But those are also the companies both some of the companies that make the most money are companies that help provide that shit for AI
Like in video, bro. I am up so much on in video every other company, bro
There's so many companies like Tesla sucks for a Tesla stock is so overvalued and Elon Musk is gonna release
SpaceX and that's gonna help
Like boost it and eventually like people are speculating that he's gonna combine the two
So it helps because like SpaceX and Starlink is like one of the best things that he has going for him and in terms of his companies
um
In like profitability because Tesla doesn't really profit the way that Starlink does but even then it's just such a small
Pi of what Tesla actually is but then if you look at like the companies that provide like GPU chips and or CPU chips and like GPUs and
All like the hardware like Nvidia makes money bro motherfuckers the companies in Taiwan are
are juiced to the gills right now with how much they're fucking selling, dude, how much money they
are making. There are certain countries that are just getting propped up on this AI thing, and it's
like, if it doesn't actually affect us in a way that's going to like genuinely change society
and like make human life easier, it's going to pop. Everybody's going to lose money. And then if it
does pay off, okay, you make money on it. But then if it pays off and you make money on it,
But now, people are just gonna get replaced by AI.
People are gonna get broke.
And then you have the conversation of like,
well, if like AI and like tech can replace like,
30% of the jobs that actively exist right now,
maybe even more,
I'm just kind of like shooting out a ballpark number.
We're gonna have to have a government UVI.
We're gonna have to have universal based income
where you effectively just pay people to exist
because the average person isn't going to be able
to do a job better than a computer can.
So it's like, unless we're like artificially making jobs
and giving people like just fucking slop work to do,
that we know computers could do faster, better and cheaper,
then you have to just pay somebody to flat out exist.
Because otherwise they're just gonna die.
Like, I'm like laughing, but it's like a grim laugh.
It's like, fuck man, like there's,
you gotta keep in mind, bro,
like so much of what people do can just get replaced.
just replaced like it just I'm not talking like specialized labor but like fast food shit like oh so much stuff can just get like replaced all all fucking uh like desk work it not desk work like you're typing numbers but like some of that shit more
like receptionism, like when you know what you call, have you ever like called to make a reservation now?
You never talk to a fucking person anymore. It's always an AI, because it does it better and it costs nothing.
Like why would you pay somebody to do that? Like from a job perspective, it doesn't make sense to pay somebody.
So it's like either way, it's like both are fucking up society in one way or the other.
The bubble's popping, or it's not. It's gonna keep growing. You ride the train and then people are fucked in another way.
and at the peak of the dot-com boom.
But with that said, that sounds great, right?
Especially when the economy is factoring in
consumer spending and investment.
So it must mean that growth is happening.
But if you hear the words from Goldman Sachs' chief economist,
he said it and broke it down the best.
When asked about how much AI spending actually boosted
the economy in 2025, his answer was basically zero.
Our estimate AI investment didn't affect US GDP growth.
Because most of the hardware is imported,
so it doesn't even count towards American production.
The money flows out, the stock prices go up,
and the GDP number barely moves.
So remember, the economy isn't growing because of AI,
the stock market is growing because of AI.
Like I established, those are two very different things.
But again, that isn't even the biggest reason.
Yeah, the US stock market is an economy on its own.
It's kind of a world traded thing
that is entirely separate from how we
in the United States are doing.
Like, yes, a lot of Americans invest in US stock,
but I could say like,
oh, I invest in Chinese stocks, right?
Or I invest in, not in Chinese stocks.
I invest in fucking foreign European stocks.
Like, the outcome, just because the stock market's up,
doesn't mean people in the US are fucking rolling in it.
Rich people are, right?
Like, I could get, yeah, a 10% annual return
on my fucking investments,
but like the average person doesn't have money
to now invest in the S&P 500 and be up 15%, you know,
like the average person doesn't even have the cash
to be able to do that.
Because the real engine has been burning since 2008,
a feedback loop that we got so addicted to.
10% on zero, zero, yeah.
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why the stock market in the-
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2008 on gas prices because it is so different depending on the area you're in.
The Fed wasn't really pumping too much money into the finance.
I think gas for me right now is around like four fifty.
It changes every day, though.
I haven't filled up my tank in about a week and it'll literally change on the day.
system. Roughly around $800 billion, but that number hasn't really changed over the decades.
But then when the crash happened, the Fed started to panic. And as the Fed does, by 760 where
I live, that's wild. Yeah, that's getting to a point where it's like, people are going
to just stop driving. Like you won't be able to use your car. But like the average American
commutes, like we have such a bad public system of transportation that the average person
has to drive to work and I'm pretty sure the average American commute is like over 20 or 30 minutes.
How far is the average American commute to work?
15 to 20 miles, 27 to 35 minutes. The average round trip commute is 40 miles. So it's like,
dude, people are just going to stop driving. Like, but you can't like you need to get to work.
But now like the money that you have or you could save up, you're just eating away.
Like you think like oh in your head it's like seven bucks, but it's like for $7 down versus fucking 250 like you're spending
legitimately
Three to four times as much on gas per week and it's like if you're somebody that's making you know
32,000 50 30
$2,500 annually like you're fucking that hurts
controlling monetary policy
like I'm in a situation where I don't have to worry about that, but it's like dude, that's
genuinely a problem.
It's to near zero and for the first time ever, started increasingly pumping and I haven't
seen less than 450 pre COVID maybe in your area.
I have printing more money whereby 2014 that 800.
I feel like like two years ago gas was was well below 450 billion dollars has grown to
to $4.5 trillion.
And this addiction is-
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Called quantitative easing,
but all you need to know is that the Fed was creating money,
pumping it into financial markets,
like stocks, bonds, and real estate,
causing stock prices to shoot up.
But again, those were just assets,
not wages or the value of the dollar.
And just like a Zen or a nicotine gum addiction,
you say is only just once in a while, started showing.
And the problem is, you have to make a bet.
Like if companies are borrowing money,
or not companies, if the US is borrowing money
from either like big corporations or countries
and they're giving you a 5% return,
the way they're gonna pay that back is by printing money,
which devalues the dollar.
And so a lot of these countries that are loaning the US,
you know, billions of dollars
are actually not making money back
because yes, you're getting 5% on your money,
but now the money that you're getting back in US dollars
is worth less because the US dollar
just devalued more than 5%.
Like it has to outmatch inflation by far,
otherwise it's not even worth it.
Point signs of real habit.
Because a few years later in 2017,
when they stopped trying to do this quantity.
Gas in Germany, 750 euros, that's bad.
That's gotta be what, like 10 bucks.
Oh, you're lying, bro. What? It's 775 US dollars, two euros per liter. Two euros a liter, which
is 775 a gallon.
Okay, the Vsing, well, the market starts just still nuts. I'm not saying that's cheap.
They're crashing, so they reversed course and brought it back. And once that recent
pandemic hit that four trillion dollars now doubled to nine trillion dollars in
two years and it's exactly why stocks have ballooned during this time and not
to mention with all that money printed meant inflation hitting the highest in
40 years but who cares about that but what's clear is that this loop now became
an addiction and every time the economy started showing signs of slowing down the
dose got bigger and bigger the Fed prints more money money flows into stocks
The people who own stocks feel richer. Let me let me take this out
They spend more that spending shows up in GDP and politicians call it a strong economy
And just as we're seeing now it's now something they can't even stop
It's a full-boned addiction because every time they try to pull back the market drops
And so just like a withdrawal they put it right back
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You also didn't cut the cigar buddy. I'm not trying to be a connoisseur here
but you couldn't light that cigar even if you wanted to.
You couldn't smoke that buddy, you gotta cut the tip, pause.
But anyways, the stock market has become a wealth engine
that runs on a completely different track.
But what's clear is that a system like this
doesn't just sustain itself by accident.
And when you follow the money to find out
who exactly benefit from keeping it this way,
you'll start to see why nothing ever changes.
And part of understanding how money actually works
It starts with understanding your home,
but most people struggle with this
because everything is
to try Monarch money today.
So back to it because I've now proven to you
how the stock market and economy are different.
And a big reason why is that addictive feedback loop
that we've gotten addicted to.
But what I found are three players
that are now feeding into each other
to keep this loop running forever.
So let's start off at the top, the CEOs.
So for most of the 20th century stock buybacks were illegal and for good reason.
Because if a company uses its own money to buy its own stock, the price obviously goes
up and anyone with a brain will think that's textbook manipulation.
But in 1982, they quietly changed that rule and since then, buybacks have become one of
the most powerful tools in corporate America.
something that allows us investing in your own fucking company stock just to
juice the blood of America.
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The gifted stock market to keep going up.
So let me just show you exactly what I mean between 2019 and 2024 lows, like the
hardware store spent 46.6 billion dollars buying back its own stock.
And yeah, a big number, but that works out to roughly $28,000 per employee while I gotta
rewind. Yeah, store, let's show you exactly what I mean. Between 2019 and 2024, Lowe's,
at the hardware store, spent $46.6 billion buying back its own stock. And yeah, a big number, but
that works out to roughly $28,000 per employee while the average Lowe's worker made around $30,600.
So if you do like that, the company was literally spending almost as much as inflating its own
and stock price, then paying its entire workforce.
But I'm not just picking on lows.
The hundred lowest paying companies in the S&P 500.
Yeah, and they only do shit.
Like that's the thing with companies
is if a company does something that seems like really good,
there are like moral companies that exist,
but never big ones.
When you see a company do something that's like crazy,
like, oh wow, what a great thing they just did.
They're only doing it because long-term it's profitable
or it's competitive.
Same thing with like cutting prices.
Like if you see a company that's like,
We're not going to raise our prices.
We're going to keep it here, and we're going to cut out the competition.
Like, that's why they're doing it.
They're not doing it because they fucking care about their customers.
They're doing it.
They're doing it because it's, it makes sense to.
You're going to fuck over the competition.
Eventually, you could either raise the price or you loop people in through the
cheap shit.
Like, as an example, the Costco hot dog, bruh.
People would be like Costco hot dog is so cheap to eat at Costco.
They're so nice.
It's not nice, but they get you to go in for the food you buy other shit.
Like it it on paper
There's been guys that have run numbers at Costco to prove that them keeping their food cheap is profitable for them
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I fuck with steam. I love steam as a gaming
Like you purchasing platform and I think Gabe Newell's like one of the only like billionaires that I don't hate but like
Even that even steam fucks over it's it's a technical employees or people that make games
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Even though they're being so mean to me because I have no idea what the fuck was going on. What?
What?
I've spent a combined $600- I have no idea what you're talking about.
$44 billion on buybacks over that same exact period.
You might be- You joined a discord, you joined a call in my discord and then people were
mean to you.
You're asking like why?
Well I'll see if it's- I would a CEO choose to inflate the stock price instead of investing
in the company.
Well, it's because over 80% of the CEOs now get paid from stock awards and stock options.
So when the stock price goes up, the CEO gets paid a lot more and it's pretty much that simple.
So if we're going to be real here, isn't it fair to just blame the CEOs when that's really
just the incentive structure at play and incentives are always going to reveal outcomes?
So before you go in the comments and start calling me a bootlicker, what I'm trying to
get-
Well, I think if you're a CEO, you should actively- like, I think, yeah, if you're the CEO of
Apple, you could get paid fucking millions of dollars.
Makes sense, right?
But he's like, who's the current CEO of Apple that just stepped down?
Tim Cook.
Tim Cook is like one of the only CEOs that it makes that much sense that he fucking makes
that much money.
Like there's so many CEOs that run far less profitable companies and make more than Tim
Cook.
Like Tim Cook built the biggest company in terms of like raw sales ever.
Like, Apple makes money, Apple prints, right?
And so, it's like, yeah, that guy should probably get paid a lot of money.
He does a lot of work, right?
But like, there's, even then, it's like, you as the CEO of a company like that,
or just like as a company in general, like, when you have, when you have like insurance companies,
like, the CEO's making fucking $80 million a year while they're denying people a fucking cancer treatment.
Like, you're a cuck.
Like, you're a fucking loser.
Like that's not you being an incentivized CEO. That's you actively being a dickhead. Like that's the thing
That's different is like making money as the CEO is fine
It depends on the fucking company depends on the person depends how much of a share of the company's value you're making, right?
If you're the CEO of Apple, yeah, sure you making fucking 80 million dollars a year makes sense
The company makes trillions, you know, it's a fucking big-ass company
But if you're a company that sells fucking insurance and you're actively denying people while also fucking printing money for yourself
It's like yeah, dude. You're probably gonna have people that fucking hate you, you know, like I I'm not saying you shouldn't make millions
Yeah, if you're the CEO of a fucking huge company. Yeah, you'd make five ten million dollars
But when they're making 130 it's like bro. You're not doing that much work like you're not get out
Is that the CEO can't just do this alone back like Elon's pay package, bro
Where he's trying to get like a trillion dollar pay package and like motherfuckers just approve it because they know that he carries that company
He carries the stock what he says goes he could fucking change that companies
You know fucking
Trajectory office it on a win, you know, it's like certain CEOs like that. It's like, bro. You're not you're not doing that much
You're not doing that much where you're getting a trillion air to a trillion
$1,000 billion dollars.
I have bosses too.
And not to mention, someone has to be buying those inflated stocks
and not just buying them, but holding them and even encouraging it.
Which brings me to the second player.
And these companies here sit at the center of all of this.
BlackRock, Vanguard and State Street are all asset management companies
and they manage over $24 trillion.
And not just that, they're the largest single shareholder in 88% of S&P 500.
Doesn't BlackRock also create like shill companies to like buy out fucking properties and so like in certain neighborhoods
It's like fully owned by BlackRock
So you think you live in like a nice neighborhood, but like one company owns every fucking every fucking house
Every house companies and with that amount of power means that just in different names
These three firms vote on behalf of millions of investors at corporate shareholder meetings
Which means that they have a lot of say on things from let's say CEO compensation packages or buyback programs
You guess how these asset management firms make their money?
They charge fees on the percentage of total assets, which means exactly why you might be tracking
So anytime the stock market goes up their revenue goes up automatically
So these same three firms that make more money when stock prices rise are also the same people who vote on whether
CEOs can keep inflating stocks with buybacks, of course
Yes, like a feedback loop. They're never gonna vote. No considering every buyback inflates assets that they collect fees on and voting against
Buybacks will be voting against their own revenue
So those are the two players
But there's one more player that keeps this whole thing protected because none of this works without someone writing the rules to allow it
Dude, I think isn't Australia one of the only countries that made it so you can't like pay politicians
I think that's the most fucked shit ever, dude
being I understand like supporting I think individuals should be able to like donate to politicians
But like companies being able to give out like millions of dollars to politicians to help them get elected is like so clearly
Just like a hey, I'll scratch your back you scratch mine like what the fuck
When Nancy Pelosi took office in 1987 her portfolio was
Nancy Pelosi somewhere between like 600,000
That whole shit where you could just match her stocks and you make fucking so much money
$1 and 800
There's people that do that that literally they just buy the stocks Nancy Pelosi buys and they make money
$100,000 but today it's worth
$133.7 million dollars. I don't think if you are a politician you should be able to buy stocks
I like I think that's the fucking stupidest thing ever if I if you're like a mayor, okay?
Whatever, but if you're like a high-level governor state representative, you know
you know, senator or high level of like, if you're involved in shit, where you know something's going to go down, you're flat out inside trading, you're flat out inside trading, or you're doing things that are actively like you're you're getting your hands
what makes sense, but by what is most financially
incentive towards you.
That's a 16,930% gain, and it's not even close at how much
they beat out the S&P, the NASDAQ, and the Dow over the same
exact period.
But I think you all know this by now.
Over 100 members of Congress make 10,000 stock trades every
year, and it's not like this right or left thing, because
both Democrats and Republicans consistently overperform even
professional money managers.
And just to protect myself,
all of the government and in my opinion,
these members are routinely trading stocks
with insider information on companies
that their committee is directly overseeing.
So I think I'll have you already know this,
but here's what most people miss.
Again, like myself, it's not just about allegedly,
in my opinion, insider trading in Congress,
it goes even higher.
Because think about it,
how do we measure whether a president is doing a good job?
It's usually the stock market.
That has become like the scorecard now for success and every president knows this.
I've analyzed a lot of Trump's and previous president's speeches and Trump himself has pointed to the stock market more than almost everything else is proof that his policies work.
And of course I'm recording this just as the war has broken out, but usually the approval ratings and the market's performance tend to move together when the market is up.
Yeah, because you can't really you can't really base how well the country is doing off of how well the stock market is doing
As I was saying, yeah, they're separate but also like there's like five stocks that account for like fucking 35 or like 80
What is the percentage?
What five stocks account for the most money in the stock market?
Like, what percentage of the money in the top five stocks account for what percentage of the entire stock market?
How would I word that?
What percent of all of the stock market do the top five stocks account for?
The top five stocks are 28% of the entire S&P 500.
22% of the entire market capitalization.
So it's like, you can't, you can't go, oh, the country's doing great because the stock market's up.
It's like, bro, yeah, Nvidia is its own fucking country in terms of value.
Like you can't be like, oh, well, because Apple's doing well, that means the United States is fucking swimming.
ruble ratings are high and when a dip sees kind of where I'm going with this is that Wall Street knows this too
They know that no president regardless of party can ever afford to let the market crash
So what this means that every CEO doing buybacks and every asset manager collecting fees know that they have pretty much
Unlimited protection they can keep inflating prices because the government can't afford to stop them and tell them no
So you can now start seeing how this is all circular and connected
The president needs the market up to prove that the economy works.
The market needs the president to keep the rule favorable,
and as long as both sides need each other, nothing changes.
And to put a little tiny bow on top of that,
it's exactly why 26 out of 42 Wall Street lobbyists last year were former government employees,
so it's not even too s-
Or fucking dude, I'm not gonna go on a rant about APAC right now.
Separate groups of people anymore, they're all the same damn thing.
Getting funded American politicians getting funded by foreign fucking countries to fuck
Just like the addiction that we oh my god
Like how is that not like that like that like makes me want to my face want to turn red talked about like what the fuck are you doing
The longer how is that allowed this loop funded? I who made that dude? Oh my god. I love the guy that made that fucking
application that shows you like how much money each politician has earned from
like APAC, like showing clearly like oh this person's made $38 million because breaking
it wouldn't is it literally just called APAC tracker?
It literally is members of Congress. Yeah, you could search anyone. Oh
My god and how much money Israel has given them or how much money yeah, how much money a pack
association with Israel has given them
But that's like wild so many people it's like
It's like 30 K 40 K like some guys. It's a lot dude
Some guys it's a lot man
Tom Cotton's gotten a million dollars one point eight four million dollars up for re-election
John Boosman 191 K oh my god and it's just showing every you can look at every single
person in Congress in every state that's fucking wild dude let me get a new Jersey let me get
New Jersey. Oh, see, it's just like so upsetting, dude. And do they have to accept the money?
I think that's I don't know. Is that like a definitive thing? It's like, you're getting
paid by a pack. Does that mean you have to like scratch their back? Or can you just take
the money and tell them to fuck off? I wonder how that works.
Heard the people like if a packs like we're going to give you a million dollars,
can you just go? Thanks. And then just when if you get elected, just still be like, oh, fuck you.
the top it would crash the same retirement accounts and pensions that regularly get killed. Okay,
I'm not suicidal by the way. Your people depend on so it's not crazy to say that this system has
now made you hostage and I can prove that too. With the thing you need on the same first is that
the economy is strong and that's not a lie. Every single one of those not- Quirk for the five I
I can't help you there, buddy.
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T-Man, Chalky, they give it a sub-taunt for the three.
You'd have to submit a request.
Drew, they give it a sub-taunt for the three.
Impacted the intent of the decision to make a person
good or bad?
Yeah, I mean, that's definitely involved.
BH and 5K for the sub-tests, for the sub-court,
they give it a five.
Sorry, they give it a three.
Lock-in.
Numbers is real.
But to understand this, what nobody tells you
is who those numbers are actually measuring.
Because if you're going to be held hostage,
you also need a hostage taker.
And what we're starting to see is two completely different
economies running inside the same country. And so on much smarter than I am have put
it into words better than I could. September 2025, Mark Zandie, the chief economist at
Moody's Analytics, updated his data on who's actually spending money in America. And his
conclusion is kind of scary. You can see in this tweet, looking at the data, it's not
a mystery why most Americans feel like the economy isn't working for them.
The well to do power consumer spending.
Consumer price index, lower income, very high income is spike.
For the bottom 80%, those making less than about $175,000 a year, spending has just kept
pace with inflation since the pandemic, which means that it didn't really grow, it just
matched price increases.
If you compare that to the top 3.3%, in Dandy's words, what it's showing is that they're doing
much, much, much better.
I mean, it's snowballs to do it if you're if you have millions of dollars to invest you are making so much of money on your money
The course if you have more income you're gonna be able to spend more but so what what are your thoughts about that checks?
Biden gave the people during covid like stimulus checks
I think in on paper
It's really good to give people stimulus checks in that sense because it's like okay
You're helping people out it is causing inflation, but it's like people really needed money
The downside is like the average person was just blowing that shit dude
like if you ask anybody that works at the service industry when everybody got those stimulus checks
Oh my god people are just balling out for like fucking three weeks
Well remember how the economy measures everything when casinos made so much money consumer spending in the US makes up about
70% of our GDP. I mean shit like we'd love to consume what this is. Yeah, it's more on that person
Essentially means is that 10% of people are driving 50% of all that which essentially means that the GDP looks strong on paper
but that growth is largely being driven from one group stock gains and home equity.
But still, just throwing numbers at you is still an abstract
until you see what I'm talking about being played out in the real world.
Because what we're now seeing is that companies have noticed a split
and they're actively picking sides.
Believe it or not, in the early 2000s,
far people put in L ads.
What it means is that 10% of people are driving 50% of all that,
which essentially means that the GDP looks strong on paper
But I don't run mid rolls that growth is largely being driven from one group's stock gains and home equity
But still just am I getting bothered bro. What the fuck is happening?
They're back in subtle only dude. I'm not running mid rolls
Twitch forces you to run mid rolls now. There's I'm not having this argument again
Which does not force me to have mid rolls. I do not run mid rolls. I only run pre-rolls. I
Only run pre-rolls
I'm dead ass and must they change that and didn't fucking tell anybody
You got a partner and ads. I have no ad scheduled. I have pre rolls on that's it
And I didn't click an ad button
The only numbers are you is still abstract until you see what I'm talking about being played out in the real world
because what we're now seeing is that companies have noticed the split and they're actively picking sides.
Believe it or not, in the early 2000s, McDonald's was like in this death spiral where sales were
failing and so was it stock. But then they came up with this brilliant idea to introduce the dollar
menu. Remember those? It's obviously built for low-end-
That shit don't exist anymore. You still get a biggie bag, though. $5 biggie bag at Wendy's.
Some consumers who needed to make the most bang out of their buck and it worked.
McDonald's revenue shot up 33% and as we know them today built an empire on affordable food for
everyone. But fast forward to 2025 and that's quietly no longer the case. The McDonald's CEO
has recently told investors that traffic from low-income households to McDonald's has dropped
by nearly double digits and it's because 78% of Americans now view fast food restaurants like McDonald's
as a luxury and instead what he's seeing is that high-income visitors have skyrocketed and as I looked
Even closer what I found is that this like rich people are going to McDonald's now
It's basically happening to every industry in America and everything is splitting into even traditional low-cost retailers like Walmart is seeing similar trends luxury
Yeah, I think it's I think it's the
The target problem like target as a company only works for middle-class people
And so that's why they fucking suck right now like you're if you're shopping
You're either going to Walmart or like Airwan like the the middle class doesn't exist tells
like the way that it used to four seasons and ritz carlton are posting nearly 3% higher revenue while
Economy budget hotels have dropped 3.1% airlines are rapidly building up luxury suites with caviar service and a problem that they're facing is that it's
Over crowded while economy seat demand has started to shrink
So what's becoming more and more clear is that we're looking at what economy?
I don't know, Target got some good donuts.
Yep.
This call a K shaped economy where one line goes up
and the other goes down.
And even under the same system in loops
is a sharp increase in two completely different outcomes
depending on which side of the K you are on.
And so you might be thinking as long as you're on top of the K,
who cares?
But this is why I should scare everyone.
Because if things don't change, it's
only going to keep affecting everyone.
As our home made Zandy puts it, right now it
doesn't feel like the economy's perched
on a strong foundation.
It's perched on a few polls that are sticking up.
And if one of those polls gets knocked out,
then the whole economy gets knocked down.
And it's scary because he's right.
The stock market right now is being carried
by a handful of tech companies investing heavily in AI.
Jaw growth is being carried almost entirely
by the healthcare sector.
And consumer spending, remember 70% of GDP
is again being carried only by the top 10%.
And when that top 10% is continuing to own more
more stocks to a tune of around 624,000 more than just three years ago because the stock
price keeps going up and up. Now the question becomes what happens if the market and when
it corrects. And as I'm writing this, especially with what's going on with the war, it's just
now.
Well, and you wonder like it, when we talk about a crash, like how big would that crash
be? Like say there's the bubble, the bubble pops. How bad does it pop? You know, just
the stock market crash 9%, 12%, 30%, like it's not gonna bottom out at zero, but it's
gonna go down.
Now at least as some sort of collapse, and they start pulling back their money, there's
not really going to be anything underneath to catch that fall.
And I haven't even mentioned the middle class that used to be the backbone of this economy
and country.
And there's a reason why there isn't any even space for them on the K. And it's because
the middle class is actively shrinking.
What used to be 61% in 1971 is now 51% today and most of those people falling out of the
middle class aren't moving up.
Yeah, they're not moving up the ladder, they're moving down.
They're sliding down in the bottom part.
Well, cause you can't like, dude, if you were, if you were an American in like the fucking
1910s, bro, even after that, like the fucking 40s, bro, you could be a factory worker and
had a house.
Like now, bro, you're barely making rent.
Talked about earlier, we've already seen this movie with the Great Depression, where the
asset class will inevitably benefit from the crash and recovery, while even years after
the non-asset class stood in red lines.
And what scares me most is that right now, the S&P 500 and consumer sentiment are forming
that exact same shape.
So what's clear is that even with this strong economy that we see today, what it doesn't
describe is the 330 million people that make up this country.
What it more so describes is the 33 million.
Hey, at least the Dow is over 50,000, right?
So now the question becomes, what's next?
I mean, it's pretty clear that this is
in a broken system waiting to be fixed.
And when you consider that this has been a working system
since the Asia kings and queens
are at least the Great Depression,
truth is it will always probably be this way.
But what I'm actually trying to say here
is that this actually means hope.
Hope that if the system is always gonna be designed this way,
once you see it, you can actually start to use it.
Because if the people running our economy
is indeed addicted to this loop that I explained.
What becomes obvious if you wanna escape
this permanent underclass is that the difference
between the two economies is an income.
41% of people today making between $300,000
to $500,000 a year say that they're living paycheck
to paycheck.
Fucking jerk off, bro.
We watched that one video, dude.
The woman that was like making 350K a year,
she said she was living paycheck to paycheck.
You're an idiot.
If you're living paycheck to paycheck
and you make 350K a year,
you are just financially irresponsible.
Like there is, that's all, that's it, right?
You're running an apartment that costs 10K a month.
Why are you doing that?
Like I just, there's no world where you can't, you can't,
bro, you 350K a year, say post-tax,
you take home like fucking 210, bro.
You're fucking, you're still balling.
$300,000 to $500,000 a year,
say that they're living paycheck to paycheck.
When I looked even closer,
40% of people making over $500,000
are saying the same thing.
So what's clear is that now-
Brother, I am not, yo.
Brother, I'm in that category.
I am not living paycheck to paycheck.
You are a fucking dork.
If you can't fucking,
if you can't fucking survive on half a million a year,
year, you're a jerk off. You are an idiot. That's like actually natural selection. I'm so serious.
If you make half a million a year and you're like, man, I don't have money for next month's rent,
what are you doing? What are you spending money on? How are you blowing that amount of money?
The line isn't income. It's ownership. Because if the system is set up where if you own assets,
the current carries you. And if you don't, no matter how much you make or work hard,
It will always pull away from you make at least two milli-year G buddy. I said I was in the class of over 500k
I did not say I was in the one of 350
So obviously what I'm saying is easier said than done and in fact
It's only getting harder as I record this video right now from Croatia
What I'm constantly getting reminded is that for all of America's problems that door is still open wider than any other country on earth
So I'm not gonna lie to you and say that I'm not trying to join that upper part of the game
But I know for certain that the more I do not make five million months. I do not make five million months. I
I think you're buddy, buddy
I do not make but you think I make you think I make 60 million dollars a year and understand how this works the more
I know to my heart that I can only do it in a way
That's ethical and honest if you do have a problem with me wanting to escape the permanent underclass
You should unsubscribe right now and I mean it
I do not want you in my audience because it wow what a good in a world of money and power the people who understand the game will
Always do better than the people who refuse to acknowledge it and damn, bro
Dude, Jen makes the most fucking entertaining videos
16,930 percent gain is so comical. Yeah, that's fucking wild. I
Told you make 1.2 billion a year. Yeah, totally
Totally
Now I make good money, bro
But like see I don't know I had that there was the other day that motherfucker was like yo Joe says Joe acts like he's broke
I was like I don't act like I'm broke. I act like $500. It's $500
Money's money at the end of the day, you know, I'm not gonna see it here and be like oh
I make a shitload of money me fucking losing $500 is not a lot like I'm still gonna be like yeah
That's a lot you do warp, but I'm not warping. I'm saying I understand bro. I lived in a trailer till I was nine
like I I
I remember I like I wasn't rich right like now I now yeah, but like I still value money like
I'm not sitting here going like oh, I grew up in the trenches, but like I wasn't like a nepo maybe
Five hundred K your back
Heavy and John for the sub not in one for the sub pizza night for the sub
Jork and lovely it's hum don't think of it a three chat. We're gonna call that there though. That was a fucking W stream
If you have any of these, you have a watch game zone to play videos, such as give such
to have a time on those the videos that watch kids I play.
I will be live on Tuesday chat.
I'm not live tomorrow.
I'll be live on Tuesday.
We're going to start off stream probably yapping.
We got like a short hour and a half star.
I was sad that we're going to do and then we're going to start doing a little bit of random
games and we'll probably play or not probably we're going to do forza horizon sex driving
wheel.
Sim game day, maybe a little drinking and driving Wednesday subnautica to we're going
to be Thursday, 007, maybe Wikipedia Speed Race with Lutter,
Brovy Bro, don't really know what's going on Thursday yet.
Friday's Reacts, Saturday, the 30th, through the second,
I'm not live.
And then we're back grinding out stream.
We got Reacts and Games, the third, maybe 007,
Random Games, the fourth, the fifth.
We're doing a charity stream for Shatterproof,
matching chat stone is up to 10K, fighting drug addiction.
Airport security game, coming out,
Yu-Gi collab, killdozer collab, fucking fears the fathom drops.
We got to fucking grow a shop review,
fucking trying not to laugh, cut off.
So we got a lot of stuff.
Please don't think of it as great.
Let's get thinking of the five.
All right, but chat, we're calling that there.
Wstream in the chat, appreciate y'all.
Hope y'all had fun watching.
I had a fun time streaming.
Stifling thinking of the five gift.
It's already pushed out of the main in the game,
so go watch that.
But outside of that chat, who the fuck do we raid?
Small fries, we could raid small fries.
I'm down
Mom down what wait small fries all right put your y'all though and I