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Oh

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Do I look like shit Jesus

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Oh my god.

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Hello everybody bloody good.

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How's everybody doing on this fan fucking tastic Sunday chat?

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I am late because I am drastically hungover yet again yet again.

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It's Memorial Day weekend.

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It's my excuse.

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I went to the pretty cool dudes

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place last night

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Got pretty fucked up

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Got home

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Immediately threw up

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Fell asleep

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Woke up at four in the morning with quite possibly the worst headache. I've ever had I

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Was just making this noise

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for like five minutes and then I threw up again this time it was just straight

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water fell asleep again with a wet towel on my head because that made me feel

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better woke up at noon went oh shit I'm supposed to be live right now took a

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shit eight McDonald's that I ordered but forgot to bring inside so it sat for like I don't know

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five hours um so I don't know if that was like not healthy I don't know if that was

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safe or not but I ate that uh and then now we're here oh I also had an apple so yeah that's my

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Morning I look like shit. I feel like shit not as bad as the

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other day

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One was that that was like two weeks ago three weeks ago

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That was the worst I've ever felt on stream

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I it got so bad. I took my shirt off. I was fucking sitting there sweating

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Right now. I'm probably hung hanging over. I like two hours ago. I was probably like a nine right now

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I'm probably like a three

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So my head doesn't hurt unless I move quickly like if I sit and don't move I feel fine. Anyways

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Chat it is a react day today. I wasn't live yesterday, and I'm not live tomorrow

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for Memorial Day happy Memorial Day by the way to anybody that celebrates but um

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Chats

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What was I going to say today's a react day tomorrow? I'm not live Tuesday is going to be Soros

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the PS5 game into Forza Horizon 6 on the driving wheel might do some drinking and driving on the sim wheel. We don't know. We'll see.

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Wednesday is beating Subnautica 2. Thursday, I still don't know what I'm doing. Friday is going to be Reacts and then I'm gone the 30th Saturday through the second. I'm gone for four days.

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for four days.

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We're back grinding out stream.

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We have a charity stream June 5th.

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So next Friday, we have a charity stream for Shatterproof.

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Matching Chatstone is up to 10k, preventing drug addiction.

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Or preventing drug addiction, trying to prevent drug addiction

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and also help people that are going through it.

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So drug addiction recovery.

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What else?

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Then we have the Yu-Gi collab coming up.

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Kildozer collab coming up.

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New Fears to Favin game is apparently dropping

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in like two weeks or so, so we're gonna be playing that.

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We have a growth shot review we're gonna do one day

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and then try not to laugh coming up as well.

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But yeah, that's the schedule.

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If you have any videos you don't have to continue to play,

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video, stop shop, get a stop shop,

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it's not time for most of the videos

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that watch kids not play.

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Activation point schedule,

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if you wanna know the stream schedule.

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Let me unpin that stupid message.

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Tyler thinking of the subs,

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Zerd, Amelia, and Xander, Chase, Che,

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Big, Not, Amuse, Rai, Noly,

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Shocked to think of it in the house of buddy's old door dashes classic

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Chap bouncy pop for the sub acts. Thank you for the phrase my brother Jason's birthday. Happy birthday

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I don't know stage. Thank you for some fat rat it not and Frankie bro. What the fuck no fucking way you're alive right now

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Bro Frankie, I'm not even gonna lie. I like don't remember

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Like leaving your house I

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Like don't I I remember I remember calling an uber

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getting in the uber, in the uber kind of going, yeah, I can't wait to throw up, but having the mental, the mental capacity to hold it in, see, that's the difference.

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Yeah, there are a lot of weak chuds that throw up in Ubers,

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and I have never and will never knock on wood, throw up in a fucking Uber.

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Because you know how crazy you are as a person to be so fucked up that you can't figure out,

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like, timing on, oh, I gotta make it to the bathroom.

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I sat in an Uber for, like, hmm, I don't know, almost an hour.

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Locked. Locked.

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Locked.

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I mean, literally sitting there going,

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Lady goes, I'm ordering, I'm ordering DoorDash. She goes, do you want to, do you want me to pull? I go, no.

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No. Do you want me to pull? No. I could pull up, she was very nice. And in hindsight, I felt bad.

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Because she was just being so sweet and was like, I could pull over, you could like grab something. I was like, no.

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But I didn't want to I didn't want to I didn't want to talk so

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Yeah, I was in that light. It felt like I got flash banged. I was just sitting there the whole time

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Then I was fine. Oh

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Smoke too much to yeah yesterday was a hole. We're gonna move on yesterday. It happened bottle

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Thank you for the sub sand itself for the sub K

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JWB F for the sub

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law Velcro asset Taco Bell

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Uh, so Liz six V, uh, Plexi, uh, dang boss. Shock on Willie thinking of the 25 fucking gift that I can't screen right now, brother. Thank you for the fucking subs.

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Shock on Willie. You fucking goat. Thank you for the 25 subs. Nadine base pigeon, Sergeant bubbles. What a username. DRT and a kid, uh, Jack Humbo, Samantha, uh, John for the sub, Leroy for the sub area of the three goblin big thing.

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of the three goblin big thing of the subcrow thing of the five

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W weakly hangover stream. Okay. It's not see now. That's what you seem like. I'm an alcoholic

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See, I'm not an alcoholic. I am a stoner. I'm not an alcoholic

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You are I'm not I'm not

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I could chat I could go the rest of my life without drinking

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Could I go the rest of my life without getting high now?

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No, but it's good to admit that to myself. That's cap. It's not cap, but it's not cap. I could do it

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There's just no reason to do it

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Luke and Lucas they give the subject zone over the sub spring thing of the thousand days

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What's your video on death? I wonder if you have any other tips of somebody I knew from school under the life a few weeks ago

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I'm sorry if this is fair social

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tips on what and

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Number one, I'm sorry for the loss of your friend. What do you mean tips?

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I watched your video on death. I'm wondering if you have any other tips of somebody I knew from high school under their life

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Like dealing with death you mean like the video where I was talking about my grandpa

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Number one, I'm sorry for your loss to decide never the answer

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number two I

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Mean outside of what I said in that video. It's literally just time man

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Like that's all you could really do you're gonna mourn people for like the rest of your life if they're close, you know

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You know, grief in general is just people usually say,

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well, that has nowhere to go.

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You know, if you love somebody and they're dead,

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the experience that you feel is what you would coin

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or title as grief.

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So I think the more time that you have to mourn,

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the better it is and the better you are at dealing with it,

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but you're not ever going to just like be perfectly fine.

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You know what I mean?

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Like it's so upsetting to think about.

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But it will go in waves too, man.

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I'm sorry for your loss though.

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Dom Warman, Hex, they give the sub chain.

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Jayce, they give the sub.

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Dustin, for the thousand buddies.

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Streaming's a lot to me.

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Addiction has affected my entire family.

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It's still fighting.

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It's heartbreaking to see so many people

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that don't care and take it seriously.

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You've helped me through many hard times

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seeing you use your platform to promote.

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Getting help honestly means a lot.

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Streams like this genuinely change lives

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and make people feel less alone.

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Well, thank you.

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And I appreciate that, bro.

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I hope you're all right.

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J and C and take it at the sub A with the sub ginger of the three finish the fifth of Jim beam vanilla Jesus Christ

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Kara tomorrow and goes take it at the sub midnight for the 1500

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But he's got out of basic training the Air Force and tech school

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Thank you for your service. You should have been out prior going kept me going through basic

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How'd he memorial day weekend? Well, thank you for the fucking nice message and I'm glad that it went well

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All right chat. What about directive 8020 part two will be out tonight. I'm still waiting on Evan to send me the thumbnail

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Outside of that. I already beat that game. I don't know why you're saying what about 8020. Have you been living under a rock?

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I beat back in two weeks ago

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We played it back to back days. What about obsession? I saw that movie. It was fucking fire. I can't talk about it more

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Wait, oh

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My god, I didn't talk to you guys about it

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Did I

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Sorry, I'm a little hungover brains a little hazy right now

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Did I talk to you guys about it? No because I I streamed early Friday so I could see the movie and

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And then Saturday I went two guys recognized me then they sat behind me the whole film they were chill as fuck though

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Dude's taking philosophy classes. He was like talking to me about it. She'll ask guy. I'm not gonna spoil it

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I do want to make a video dude

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I would love to talk about that film like when do you think it's fine to talk about that movie because I'm okay

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This is all I'm gonna say

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Obsession lives up to the hype

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100% I went in with high expectations and it matched if not exceeded them

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The trailer doesn't do it justice at all, which is good way scarier

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Way scarier. It's it's like an uncanny horror. It's not like the classic

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conjuring ghost film bullshit. You know what I mean like

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That I love the direction he took I'm not gonna I'm not gonna split for the people that've seen the movie

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You know what I'm talking about. I'm not gonna spoil anything but love the direction he took love the acting

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It the emotion was great. Oh my god, it was so stressful. It wasn't the scariest movie. I've ever seen actually

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It was the most stressful movie I've ever seen

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Like see I'll rate it this way movie out of ten nine point five

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No, I don't even care. That's not even recency bias that movie was amazing

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locked in the whole time. Horror aspects, like scary, I'm going to give it an 8-5, stress level 10, like this is how I watched the movie.

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And me and my friends, I went with two of my friends, I look over, this is 90% of the movie.

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I'm just like watching it like that the whole time so awkward and it was like dude

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I don't know it was the first time I had a movie experience that it wasn't a packed theater

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It was probably like half full but it was the first time I had a movie experience where it felt like a

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Communal experience, you know what I mean like when was the last time that happened like Avengers endgame?

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Like I was sitting there watching it and everyone was like interacting, you know

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Like when something crazy would happen you would hear like like comments and some people get annoyed by that

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I think that's just funny as hell. There was like a woman that was probably like 40 with her husband sitting next to me

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and

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There would be some shit you go. Oh hell no

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I was like that is

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They would make me laugh because it was like I don't know this person but hearing their commentary about the movie was fucking so funny

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Like you would hear somebody say some shit and it would be like oh my god

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This it just it was a fun time. It was a fun movie experience

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I really enjoyed it like if you like horror movies go see it if you don't like horror movies never watch that movie a day in your life

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I it was the first horror film

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I've seen in years that I thought about it for the next six hours after I stepped out of the movie theater like

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After I saw obsession

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Like if I've seen other horror movies

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I'll get out of the theater talking about it for fucking 20 minutes and then move on dude. What movie obsession obsession obsession obsession obsession obsession obsession

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obsession I said it like nine times

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What movie obsession?

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Curry Barker director

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Goaded guy

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Fucking hilarious

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They make short comedy he I've watched his interviews about like the direction he went with the movie was fucking sick

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I if you like horror movies, yes, yeah, if you don't don't watch it

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I I that night was like paranoid

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That night and it was like dude. It was the first horror movie

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I've seen in a while that made me feel how horror games make me feel

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Like most horror movies I watch I

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Sit there, and I'm like, oh, this is scary, you know, oh, what no whatever, you know

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That watching obsession felt like I like my reactions to playing a horror game not like jump scare wise

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But just like oh like the whole movie you're going oh fuck. Oh

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Oh

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It's it's it gets worse and worse and worse and worse there's good comedic relief though, too

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And the actress is amazing. I don't know where to name it. I think it's like in in something

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Navarrette, I don't know how you say your name indeed Navarrette

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Fucking great actor. I think she'll be like turbo famous in

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like five years time

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Uh

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That movie that movie is definitely going to launch like all of their careers. I'm pretty sure they made it on like a 750

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K or a million budget and the movie already grossed like 20 million dollars

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Uh, it's like performing very well

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It's rated r. Uh, yeah

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Oh god, can I share one spoiler? Fuck no because you got I want you guys to see the movie

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I want to spoil bro. I could rant about that movie for like five hours

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I'm not even lying like I think I could talk about obsession for for like 45 minutes. I'm not gonna spoil it

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I'm not gonna spoil it

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No

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In like two weeks, we'll talk about it

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Brent priced in 420 for the sub Eq guy think of the three fucking bro start life is strange on Thursday. No quack

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Thank you the three

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Watch everybody you posted love your content. Thank you bleeding an outro for the sub gun greedy and Nicholas

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Thank you for the three actual thank you for the 10 gift

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It's net and yahoo thank you for the sub

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Torn thing of the thousand buddies my girlfriend broke up with me the other day

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She wasn't a much really drained because I need to enough early in the relationship. I take full accountability for that

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We loved it. We loved watching you together. I'm kind of lost right now any advice

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I could be bettering myself for giving her space trying to reconnect in the end

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I don't really know if you want to reconnect. I can't really give you any advice there, man

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I only know how to give people advice on how to move on if you're planning on trying to get back together with her

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I there's nothing I can really tell you man, but I say thank you for the sub word with a subblur is thank you for the thousand buddies

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Love the shame of having a good day.

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You got me through a lot of hard times.

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Thank you.

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Go say give it a three.

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Watch the last night movie.

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It was fire.

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The theater sucked four girls in front of me

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and two to the right one and shut the fuck up.

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There was a group of like five people that sat behind me

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and they walked into the movie theater

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like 10 minutes after it started

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and they were just talking.

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And I like hearing like commentary

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when something scary happens

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and it's like a brief sense of somebody being like,

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Oh, what the fuck?

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But it was like, we're watching the film

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and I just hearing these people talk.

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And it was probably for like two minutes.

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They were just like having,

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this is the volume they were having conversations at.

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Hey, yeah, so I don't really know, I don't, yeah.

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Anyways, I, oh yeah, no, you should have, you know.

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No, but like they were giggling and just talking.

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And I was like, I'm not gonna be the guy to turn around

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and tell them to shut the fuck up.

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because that sets a tone for the film.

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You know?

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I think you gotta be a real dick.

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You gotta give it like five minutes.

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Like, if they talked for another three minutes,

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I would have said something.

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But like, they talked for probably two minutes

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and then there was like maybe two people that went shh

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and they stopped.

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But I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't have said anything.

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I think that really sets a tone for the film.

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It would have robbed a little situation, yo, literally.

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at the Rob Little Show with Jack.

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Woman turns around, can you two shut the fuck up?

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Whoa, really setting a tone here.

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Really setting the fucking grim vibes

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at the Rob Little Comedy Show.

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Holy shit, need to fucking hear the jokes that bad.

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Anyways, no, it's a good movie.

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It was a really good fucking film.

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Bros of the third for the sub,

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Dyson Reel of the sub, nothing but a three.

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It doesn't annoy people when people trauma them

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to you to do do the parasociality. No, but sometimes people trauma dump and then they want me to give

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them advice and I just can't. Like if you want to tell me like, hey, my grandpa died, my dog has

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cancer, you know, like it's sad, right? I'm not upset. Like you want to tell someone that's fine,

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right? But sometimes they'll be like, what do I do? And I go, brother, like there's nothing you can

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You know what I mean? Like you just got to give yourself time you fucking move on, you know

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It's morning. It's like sometimes they just think I'm gonna be able to fix it, you know

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Dust they give it a thousand buddies did a video

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Yeah, I did a video on you and did the section of my grandfather and yours if you had time would be cool to check it out

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I'm sorry, man. I'm not gonna check it out right now

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Rizzler and Diary for the sub in take you to 3 you try Weeder alcohol first alcohol

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obey ghost Nicholas and Carol think of the sub tomorrow the sub night take it a thousand five to buddies Liz tort

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uh, phenom, uh, anonymous and fn, thank you for the sub love, thank you for the three. What'd you do if you woke up three and the book was standing in the corner watching you? Probably you're spoiling

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something camera, so

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uh, russian harass easily. Um

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That was the one thing that i'll say

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is

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You know, he he is kind of a short guy in the film. I was gonna say like physically speaking. He shouldn't be worried

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Don't read this out loud

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I

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Don't know I skinny

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I can't I can't tell you to take that or not take that deal to see it's team not an easily for the sub

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That's up to you Bevan list. Thank you for the sub. It's entirely up to you, man

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all right

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chat

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It's cool. Yeah, I just don't want to give you the wrong

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I don't want to say like take it or don't take it and then you regret either. You know what I mean

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Chat, run down to the videos that we have today.

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Lock in, lock in, lock in, stop spamming paragraphs, Chat.

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What the fuck are we doing?

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I survived 24 hours in the world's deadliest jungle by Forrest Galante.

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How rich kids cheat the SAT, big A video, haven't watched a big A video in a while.

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$1 versus $100,000 pet fish, the entire history of drugs in 23 minutes.

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If the economy is fucked why hasn't it crashed yet? W. W fucking lineup to be fucking lineup. I have to pass before we start

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My apologies

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But I'll be back in 30 seconds tops. It's always drugs. Yeah, it's always drugs. Yeah, you know anything I've talked about is drugs

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Yep, tell me down

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I'm not fucking puke break bro come on Caleb in the thread did you see the bear

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did you see how bear is the that's spoiling I I can't read that I can't read that I can't read

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that Kayla did in Tony for the sub no it's definitely his fault but it's like

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I don't think he's a villain you know what I mean like I don't think he's like a

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bad I think he's a dumbass if I'm being honest I don't think he's a bad guy I

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think bears a stupid fuck I think he's an idiot and I think there's multiple

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ways he could have gotten out of it. Stop talking about it. I'm spoiling. I'm

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spoiling. I'm spoiling. He is the bad guy, but I don't think he is a bad guy.

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Tava is what I'm saying. Like from a moral perspective, he is from the story

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point of view. He's the bad guy, but from the actual I'm done talking about it.

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I'm done talking about it. I get what you're saying, though. Flame, relent,

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gunner and guns, they give it some Iran and it's for the sub bottle for the

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What's an old body was Brooke?

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It was when Brooke took over played some game when he dealt with it later

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You guys caught about how to play a scary game did that ever happen now?

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Did think of the sub jelly and buggy think of the sub Vincent makes the sub not thank you for the three

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You're a cutie patootie throw it back not nasling think of it sub team and it's thank you for the sub

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All right, yo lock in lock in chat first video of the day. Please don't send bets right now lock in I

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Survive 24 hours in the world's deadliest jungle

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I'm here in the jungles of Costa Rica one of the most biodiverse hot spots on the entire planet

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And I'm looking for the Americas deadly. I don't understand how sloths aren't extinct. I

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Know they have camouflage and they move very slowly, but it's like they're so easy to fucking kill. Are they not? How are they not dead? I

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Don't I don't understand how like any even if they're like camouflaged slightly

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I just feel like it's just so easy to kill them. Aren't they strong?

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They fight. Bro, Sketty, I think I could murder a sloth in like five seconds. Like, I, dude,

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have you ever seen something? They fight like this. If you try, this is you, this is a sloth fighting for its life.

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And they have those stupid top claws.

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Yes, creditor.

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But I'll-

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Rogue, thank you for the thre!

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I saw obsessed with my girlfriend's top 3 movies, uh, like The Shadows, uh, Acting

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with So-Raw, also The Woman Next To Me said, oh hell no, yeah, don't literally add the

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same exact experience.

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Tell some rocks in PRG for the sub.

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We only have 24 hours before my flight.

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Sloth would maul you know the fuck it would not I'm not saying I would survive the Costa Rican jungle chat

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I would fucking die because here's the thing anything that looks nice is deadly. That's the weirdest fucking shit

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Oh, look at this cool like neon green tree frog. It's poisonous. It's poisonous

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It kills you if you touch it you die immediately you shrivel inside your body like a raisin and these jungles are oh, yeah

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Let's let's let's fucking wade through the murky water crawling with poisonous frogs if you eat me

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You're gonna die and dead bro. Is this not stupid that he's holding it at least nakes that can kill with a single bite a very

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Very dangerous snake. He's going to start striking at me for sure

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So I want to play like why bro. I can't get over this shit

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I know he's a fucking survival expert

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But I'm saying like I'll watch for Scalante and all these other guys go in the jungle and be like this snake would kill me if it

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bit me. I'm gonna go pick it up. I'm the predator I'm up. I'm gonna go fucking pick it up. It's

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trying to bite me right now. Good thing I have my bare hands to grab it. I have to start here

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along the banks of the river where immediately this has this snake has enough venom to kill

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three small fucking Vietnamese children. Good thing. Good thing I brought no gear to fucking help me.

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Good thing I'm gonna fucking grab it with my bare hands.

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See, I'm face to face with one of the America's most fearsome predators.

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So look at this, this is a mangrove ecosystem and it's low tide.

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Is this why men die earlier than women? Yo, actually, though.

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So we're looking for tracks specifically for crocodiles, one of the America's largest predators.

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This is a saltwater environment and what I'm looking for are slides.

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You can see there's one right there where a belly slide and some pearl marks are on either side.

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And it's who's slid?

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You know, I learned recently that crocodiles and alligators

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don't really have a biological death clock.

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They just get bigger and bigger until they can't support

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their own way and die of starvation.

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Or like disease.

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That's so weird.

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That's not true.

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It is true.

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If you, if you're alligators, alligators can live to like a hundred.

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In from that, that we're hoping this.

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Starvation?

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Yeah, because they'll just constantly get bigger.

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Their organs don't decay like ours do.

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So they constantly just need to be able to feed themselves.

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It's like if they don't fucking lose food or get sick or die from like the hands of a human or another crocodile, they'll live.

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Like they'll just keep living.

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See and hoping we can find here in this environment before we head off into the jungle.

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You should watch Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls is a fucking con man and all the shit's fake.

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Moments after finding the croc slide.

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I do like watching Bear Grylls still though.

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still though my favorite chat dream collab Jeremy Wade Jeremy Wade hit my

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line buddy I'll go deadly as catch with you let's go fucking fish man there it

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is dream collab Jeremy Wade the predator behind it my name is Jeremy Wade and

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this is River Monsters

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Sam look look look hold the boat in hold the boat in look at this big guy right

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here up in the mangroves is an American I'm dead ass I'm not even surprised if

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Forest tries to fucking jump on the back of this thing like no part of me is going to be shocked if he goes

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All right, let's sneak up behind it crocodile

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So this is the closest thing we have to a saltwater crocodile

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It's these guys that hang out in these brackish estuaries like this

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We're salt and freshwater mix in this murky muddy water and what's crazy is I'm only seeing one crocodile here

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But I guarantee you there are dozens around this is the one that's showing itself to us

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Crocodiles aren't just apex predators. They're vital players in Costa Rica's ecosystem

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They control populations of fish, birds, and even mammals, keeping everything in balance.

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And while this may be a top predator, one of the largest predators-

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God, they look so fucking weird, bro.

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Like, I know we know- like, I mean, they literally are dinosaurs.

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Like, they look fucking so weird.

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Like, when I stare- when I stare at a crocodile, I'm like, what is this?

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I always wonder what their vision looks like, because their eyeballs are so fucking weird.

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entire continent, it's by no means the deadliest. So we're on a search on this adventure to find

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the America's deadliest predator. And if you thought that was crazy, America's deadliest predator

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is blurred, but it's like the size of a bowling ball. Do you think it's going to be a snake?

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It's got to be a snake. This is a fucking leaf. And if you thought that was crazy,

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I'm going to be searching for more and more dangerous wildlife.

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Like it's pissing me off that he's wearing fucking shorts.

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He's wearing shorts and he's wading through this sketchy ass water.

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Bro, you're dead if something fucking bites you.

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Dangerous wildlife.

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Costa Rica is a tiny country only comprising .1% of the world's land mass, but in that

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1% is 5% of global biodiversity and we're heading into that jungle right now hidden beneath the rainforest

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Oh my god, I always forget wild parrots are real

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Like I was just assumed parrots are like this domesticated

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This domesticated animal that people just have there's just like actual fucking straight-up macaws and two cans two cans

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Two cans two cans is a creature. No big bro two cans are real and not just the fruit loop guy. I

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Gotta remind myself of that daily

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I guess a real ass bird bro Wow look at him

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Fat ass beak, how do they not topple over you know how bad their neck must hurt

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like this doesn't look real. I would say two cans and fucking platypuses or

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platypie are like two animals that just look fucking fake as shit. Like I think

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crocodiles and alligators look weird but they look like real animals. No this

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shit looks like a like a fucking beaver with a disguise. Like I kind of don't

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Like I feel like I could just grab its beak and pull it off and there would just be like a little beaver mouth

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But like he actually just has a duck bill face

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And they sweat milk they sweat milk

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They sweat milk, they are mono-trems, egg-laying mammals.

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They lack nipples, so milk oozes from their fucking skin.

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than a coin. That's where you throw me off, dude. Egg-laying mammals, right? But it's toxin,

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it's powerful enough to kill with a single touch. So look here, you want to see something?

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I thought a mammal, I thought a mammal is something that gives live birth. Why is a platypus

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a part of our group? You know, I'm not trying to like kick them out and like segregate a platypus

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outside of the mammal, you know, group, but like fuck platypus, right? Well, the fuck they have

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lied. They need to be warm-blooded and give live birth. They don't give live birth. They're warm-blooded,

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sure. It's because they produce milk, bro. But are we really counting that as producing milk, man?

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It's a milk thing. Okay, if it's a milk thing, that's just like, bro, they don't have nipples.

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you ever seen a whale like spew out like splooge for or not splooge like milk whale giving milk

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it's so fucking weird look also imagine giving birth to that motherfucker holy gaping vagina

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What is it gonna feed?

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I don't...

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Okay, well this is just a fucking fake news ass video.

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Oh, here it is.

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This is the stuff that I was looking for.

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That's why.

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That's AI?

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Oh.

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Wait.

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But this is real.

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This is no, there's no way.

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Yo, I'm gonna get scammed when I'm older. Holy fuck, bro. No, that's real dude. What?

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What do you mean?

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Some of those are AI sure, but one of them's not.

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Oh god, why are these women?

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They're like milking an orca whale.

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Okay, I'm gonna move on.

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I that, ugh.

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Really beautiful under this leaf right here.

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There you see him.

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Look at that little beauty.

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So this is a green and black poison dart frog.

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Poison dart frogs may be tiny,

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but some of them carry enough toxin to kill a dozen people.

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I'm definitely not touching this little guy.

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Yo, I'm definitely not touching this little guy.

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Your fingers fucking four inches away from him, but that same deadly poison has actually been used you're holding him on a frail leaf

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That's breaking people. I'm definitely what have you just jumped on you only not touching this little guy

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But that same deadly poison has actually been used as a powerful tool for survival. So indigenous people would catch these and run

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I'm definitely not touching this little guy, bro. What if he just went boop just jumps right onto your fingers

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How does it administer the poison to you?

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Like, if you touch it, is that enough?

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Survival.

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So, indigenous people would catch these and rub their arrows on that, and then shoot sloths

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and monkeys, and the toxin from that would kill them and have them drop out of the tree.

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So, there's 170 different species.

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You ain't need poison to kill a sloth, buddy, trust me.

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These are these beautiful little frogs.

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So, the toxin comes from their diet, and what they eat is what bio accumulates in their

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system to make them toxic.

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Well, the reason they have these super bright colors is aposematism.

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It's a warning sign to predators to say, if you eat me, you're going to die.

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And while this may be a super deadly animal, and less ingested, it's not the most deadly.

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So we're going to continue on our way.

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Let him go.

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Then touch it, forest.

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Touch it.

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If it's not deadly unless you eat it, why don't you pet it?

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the jungle and try and find the America's deadliest predator.

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With the hours quickly passing by, I still haven't found the deadly predator I'm looking

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for.

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I need to keep pushing on, and that's when I spot something moving in the canopy.

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This is a two-toed sloth.

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I'm being too much of a sloth hater right now.

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I gotta chill.

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Up in the canopy, this is so cool.

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This is the closest I've ever actually been to a wild sloth.

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Moving at .15 miles per hour, this guy is hanging out.

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This guy's a fucking idiot. I mean like he's not even trying to protect himself, dude

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What like you're telling me you're telling me that this is one of the the deadliest animals guys move so slowly that

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LG will actually grow on their god. They're so gross dude

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They're just like gross ass animals like that's that's the thing that I can't get get get up like rid of brother

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They're just like covered in poop and fucking like bacteria. They're just like a living fucking microbiome of like deadly shit

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That's why they're deadly

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This is his little home right here. You can see he's just hanging out in this

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He does have a very poopable nose to his credit to his credits. He's growing on me

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Huh, this one this one is very people knows he kind of has a pig nose

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Well, hold on what's crazy is these guys spend the majority of their life sleeping and hanging upside down

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Just like this guy was right here when I climbed up to check him out.

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As you can see, it's two o'clock and it's time to slow down and sloth life.

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That means it's time for a nap.

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So there we go.

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Look at that.

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Brought to you by Formex.

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This clearly isn't the dead-

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Is that a fucking ad?

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I-

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What?

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What was that?

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The animal that I'm looking for.

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So I say goodbye.

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This is awesome.

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Is that an ad for a fucking wristwatch?

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What did I just-

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What did I just see?

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Did we just film a wristwatch ad in front of a wild slug?

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Does he know he's not getting paid?

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Alright, so hiked all day and as you saw it was dumping rain, so this water is pushing

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down like crazy, but it's not what we're here for.

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I don't know the sock length for us, that's really getting me too man.

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I mean like if you're going that high up, if you're going that high up the lag you might

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as well just go full knee.

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You know?

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Like.

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We are here for America's deadliest predator.

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So this is awesome.

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Sun is starting to set.

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We're gonna start our night hike soon

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and see if we can find some stuff tonight.

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And right as the sun starts setting,

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I quickly see something that could potentially

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be our target animal.

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Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

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Look at this, right here on the trail,

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right at sunset is a boa constrictor.

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Ho, ho, ho, how cool is it?

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That's a boa constrictor?

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I thought boa constrictors are huge.

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Is that a baby?

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is this. So this is not the biggest one. Yeah, that is awesome. I love constrictors like this

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and they are the largest snake in Costa Rica. I love constrictors like this. It just starts

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wrapping around his neck. This one is obviously just a juvenile. I mean, he's probably five

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or six years old. They get a lot bigger than this. Typically, they have this pretty chill demeanor.

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See if he bites me. Don't bite me. We're baiting it. We're baiting it to bite you.

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Yeah, they have this pretty chilled demeanor unless they're going after prey and pray for them as a mouse a rat a bird

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So this guy's obviously hunting along the forest floor here right as the Sun is going down looking for something

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That's so weird. He's so chill, bro

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This is a wild snake that is just fucking happy to be held one thing

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It's super cool is take a look at the pits you can see them there

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So that gives him that infrared heat sensing and then this big muscular body allows him to wrap up prey and asphyxiate them

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So really beautiful. We'll just let him keep going on his way. That's so cool

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Go on, but he didn't defend himself. What have you started attacking yet?

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Well, he does that the Sun is starting to set so guys

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Time for headlamps as he continues to hunt, which is what he's doing right now

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Well, this snake looks like the perfect, this snake has the perfect circumference to be held by a wrist watch.

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I wonder, I wonder where I could find.

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Headlamps on and walk down this trail here because it is starting to get pretty dark and the scary reptiles are starting to come out in force, which is just what we want.

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So, throw this on the head, get all set and just don't step on them as we keep going guys.

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It's awesome. Wearing for a good start. That's a good sign for the beginning of the night, that's for sure.

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That's for sure.

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Was that just like a fucking snapping turtle?

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Oh, he found a snake, then we're getting a snapping turtle, he somehow holds a wild

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crocodile.

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Time for the begin- A wild crocodile!

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Being of the night, that's for sure.

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As the sun sets, the jungle enters a new phase as nocturnal pre-

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Where the fuck did he find that?

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...editors begin to stir.

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The species I'm tracking is most active at night, using darkness as cover to hunt with

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precision.

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If I'm going to find it, this is the time.

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I only have seven hours left,

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so I'm heading deeper into the jungle to look for him.

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I feel like Forrest is like the prime example

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of a guy that really cares about animals

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and wants to show you it,

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but has to like pan into this like brain rot,

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like thumbnail content.

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Like it doesn't annoy me,

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but like there's no shot he has a flight in seven hours.

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Like there's no part of me that's thinking

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that he's just been staying awake for 24 hours straight

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in the jungle, just wandering, being like,

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we need to catch our fucking United Airlines flight back.

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Like, he has a hotel to stay at.

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America's deathly spreader.

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Look here, look, look, look, look, look.

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Right here, look.

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There's a little spectacle came in.

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You might be able to jump him.

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Oh my God, this is the stupidest shit ever.

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As the cameraman, as the cameraman,

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you're watching this, you're going,

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Oh my god, wait for us. You're gonna jump on that fucking thing.

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Tommy. Tommy, bring me the looser.

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Oh, okay. They have a rope. They have a rope to grab them.

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Get even a tray.

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I feel like you're underestimating sloths by a mile.

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They don't attack humans when provoked.

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They've severely injured and even killed humans before their claws can grow up to four inches and they're razor sharp.

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They have extremely sharp teeth.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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They also have extremely sharp teeth also you called sloths ugly and gross I have to remind you you've drank your own piss several times

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And you don't wash your hands. I do wash my hands steady

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I don't wash my hands after I take a piss in my own home and

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Yes, I have drank my pest on several occasions by accidents skete never willingly

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Brought you to the sub scenario for the three would you ever visit alvea sanctuary up for sure

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Shit Callan 24 for the sub trips now even the sun club the three so the cruise discussion

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Okay, we have the the vlog silly for the sub 21 for the 3

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Watch the reupload of him and 12 days ago really enjoyed it. Where can I see more of these? I have no idea

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Nike move a white car for the sub champ a dog for the sub you probably search it on YouTube

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I'm extra the sub Jonathan to the fast buddy Zach you think of the 3 you ever watch iron long

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No night and dark for the sub psycho thinking of the sub Jonathan for the five gift

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It's JZCC Canadian monkey telephone PRG think of the sub road take of the 3

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Uh, but, but, but, but, uh, the thing of the three philosophy segment soon, um, maybe is an I am miles a company. I'm a thing of the sub.

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Today's react day. We're going to be watching like a, uh, stop as something about society and the economy later, which isn't really philosophical, but like, I guess more thought provoking, but nothing like super philosophical today.

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tomorrow not live, Tuesday, Soros, and fucking, just explanation with schedule.

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I'm not, I'm not, I'm not rattling this off right now.

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I'm hungover.

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This is so cool.

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I'm not doing the schedule spiel.

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This is one of Central America's biggest creditors right here.

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Let's see if we can get our hands on him, shall we?

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No way you don't see the fucking rope getting slid around his neck.

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knack right now

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Hey bud, gotcha. Look at you. What a beautiful little Cayman you are huh?

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You are a fucking psychopath that is had a prop no that is a real-ass fucking wild

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came in that he just caught and now he's gonna hold and talk about it this so

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this guy is a beautiful dude what if he bites you man oh my god like what if what

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If he just fucking bit his ass right there is a beautiful little

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Like that could have been so bad

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Didn't let him wear out at all I see him. Let me go get him. Oh you're fucking joking dude

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You're I feel like that's got to be a sign to stop. It's gonna be real whoa look right next to him

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There's a giant Central American snapping turtle. This place is alive with stuff. Holy crap

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I don't even know what to go for first see if I can get my hands on this Cayman without losing a hand

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There he goes. Oh, there goes the Cayman, but I got this guy

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So that was insane went for a Cayman, which we may still be able to recover had him in my hand

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But then didn't let him wear out like you're supposed to do he escaped and then he led me directly to this guy

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Look at this a giant

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Central American snapping turtle right here. Dude those things bite through bone man

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Like that would bite that would like break your entire on look at this guy right here. How cool is this?

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Look at that beak on him. How awesome is this?

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So look at this guy right here big beautiful Central American snapping turtle that came and led me directly to him another

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Really impressive predator these guys are absolutely awesome very closely related to the ones that we have in North America

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Of course and the jungle just comes alive at night and look how beautiful this big guy is

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I've also just noticed that there's a snake overhead.

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Oh my god, he's hissing. Wait, that's the hissing noise?

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So I'm gonna let this guy go right there and see.

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Oh man, he's getting up there.

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And no, this is like actually so scary though.

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Like he's just, he's just like raw encountering like three different deadly predators in like a 10 foot radius.

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Like that's how fucking packed this jungle is.

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How quickly we can get up to that vine snake.

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Give me my hook. Hook right there.

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Wow.

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Give me your bud.

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More like a worm snake.

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Huh, how's that?

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What is that?

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It's a Mexican parrot snake.

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These guys are exhibiting one of my favorite defense mechanisms,

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which is where they hold their mouth open like that

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to tell you that they're going to bite.

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They have a pretty bad attitude in general.

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I've never caught one that hasn't been bitey,

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and he will definitely strike here in a minute.

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He hooked him down out of the tree, caught him on his way down.

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on his way down and there we go.

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That's like a snake I'd wanna own.

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Like one like that, like a little guy, you know?

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I would never wanna own a fat ass snake,

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but I think when people own snakes

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and they're like these little tiny guys, that's chill.

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Three incredible reptiles.

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Yeah, no, well, it wouldn't scare me.

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Like I would never wanna own like a big ass snake

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that's like potentially dangerous.

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I was in the span of about.

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You're like a corn snake.

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Three minutes, I mean, that is absolutely wild.

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All right, you go back on your way here, up into your tree, going, wow, what a crazy diversity in five minutes.

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I mean, literally came in to snapping turtle, there's another snake right there.

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This is insane.

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This is nuts.

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Literally, let came in to snapping turtle, to green parrot snake, to I think cat-eyed snake, and I'm in toadies.

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I think, let's have a look here, look at this guy, right?

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Bro, but that makes me nervous that there's like something around here that he's not seeing that could hurt him

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Yeah, hey buddy, you want to grab that would freak me out so bad. It's like I can jump down

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Look at you. Holy crap. We've had quite the night and you can see why these guys are called cat-eyed snakes

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I have this beautiful

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Cat-like pattern on their eye there, but look at that. Such a pretty little snake two snakes in the tree

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The turtle the caiman I feel like wherever I put this guy down. I'm gonna find something else just based on how it's been going

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But all that said we haven't found what we've come looking for we're looking for the America's deadliest predator

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So we'll let this guy go keep going bro. What are we looking for dude a fucking panther like?

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Yeah, so he's in a Jaguar spawns out of nowhere

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Yeah, what are we fucking surgeon for you just get mauled by an animal dude

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Like at what point at what point have we found it and we have to be out here all night

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It's gotta be a snake. We will be

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Send this guy back on his way. There's no way hang out with the other

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There's always anything but a snake snakes that is about as good as it gets in the jungle

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But I'm not leaving here without another shot at that caiman after searching for what feels like hours

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I finally spot him tucked into a small pond

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But because of all the plants the noose won't work and with only four hours left that means there's only one option left

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I'm gonna have to do it the whole fashion way. Oh my god. He's gonna pick it up with his fucking hands

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Like you just lose his whole arm. She's way more dangerous

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There he is okay, so there we go

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Look at this guy here old tangled up

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No biting buddy, no biting.

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So look at this one of the coolest crocodilians not just in Costa Rica but in the entire world.

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This is the Spectacle Cayman and the reason that I know...

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Hold it with one arm, one arm right now.

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Undeniably that this is a Spectacle Cayman is his little spectacles right here.

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So see that bridge across the nose that connects his eye spectacles?

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That's where the name comes from and they have this tremendous bony head plate.

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But what's cool is this is likely a young male and the reason he was in such a shallow clear area

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where he didn't have to go any deeper any further is probably because he was getting bullied by other males.

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So if you look here.

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So he's a weak chud. Okay. Okay. We found we found a we found a sub three in the jungle.

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But he got bullied off his territory. I see he's covered in scars.

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I understand. I understand. Yeah, he's getting getting bit up.

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So those are probably fighting scars from males go and get out of my territory

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You're not big enough to take over and so this guy's been sort of extradited ostracized

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And we'll give him a free chicken and

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And break out the chicken breast packet. Let's give him a couple

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It's to hanging out in this little pool right here. We'll put them out a little bit now sadly for him

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He's been fiddled with one more time, but we're not gonna hurt him

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We're just taking a look at him as we're out here enjoying the jungle

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He's actually, aside from this...

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This motherfucker, this crocodile, right? Or not? The Cayman's gone.

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Oh, not again.

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Cars really help.

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Oh...

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First I get bullied off by territory.

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Now...

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Now Force Galante's handling me.

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And you can tell because of the big fat at the base of the tail here.

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See all that fat?

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That means he's eating tons of these turtles and frogs

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and all these various things that we're finding

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because he's storing all that fat.

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So he's gonna go back, heal up.

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They have an incredible immune system these crocodilians put them in the water. We'll keep going such such cool animals

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I love crocodilians

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There's few creatures in the world that I appreciate more than a crocodile and while this is a deadly predator

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It's not the one we're looking for and it's certainly not the deadliest in the Americas

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So we're gonna let this little guy go right. He's just taking it to that's the that's the bad thing, bro

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I mean, yo, you're you're literally top dog in your jungle, bro, and you just got to do to hold me

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like the one we're looking for and it's certainly not the deadliest in the

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Americas so we're gonna let this little guy go back in the water keep looking

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for our target species so there he goes there's only three hours left and I

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still haven't found the Americas deadliest animal I need to start heading

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out of the jungle so long night of walking through the jungle but no sign of

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the big predator that I thought would actually be one of the easiest things to

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The sun's gonna be up in about an hour and we'll keep going until the sun comes up for now

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We'll keep going through the jungle and keep trying and just as the sun rises and our final moments ticked by I

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spot something beside the trail

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Tony come in here, I think they found this early on put it at the end of the video

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Yeah.

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Holy s***, look at this.

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Like most YouTube filming, it's like he found this,

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he probably found this pretty quickly.

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And then it's like, oh, this is the coolest thing.

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Guys, that fertilizer, that is a monster.

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Listen, it's gonna be really hard to get the snake out.

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He's in a really tough spot.

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He's really good at YouTube, man.

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Like I'm not trying to glaze it,

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but it's like a lot of these guys that are,

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you know, in this fucking animal conservation space,

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like don't know how content works.

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And he's like really like TV-ifying this,

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this fucking like content, which is awesome.

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Come on buddy, that's a big snake.

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This is gonna be really hard to do without getting bitten.

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He's worried about not getting bitten

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and trying to get this, this is a, look at that snake.

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Holy shit, look at that, look at that.

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That is a monster, Fertilance.

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A very, very dangerous snake.

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He's already in strike position.

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he's going to start striking at me for sure.

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What's up, what's up, what's up?

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Okay, I got him, I got him.

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Look at that.

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Oh, look at that.

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What is it?

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What is it?

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Is it poisonous?

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Is it poisonous?

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That's what I'm freaking out.

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That is a monster, Fertilance.

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And that is the most dangerous snake

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in the Americas right there

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because of that incredible cryptic camouflage that he has.

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Holy shit.

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Do we have antivenom? Do we have antivenom on us?

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Or something? Like, why are we so fucking confident right now?

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I just can't...

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Now, let's see if I can pin him...

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Oh, come on, buddy.

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Whoa, did you see how close my hand was to his head?

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That was super dangerous.

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Holy smokes.

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This is the biggest fertilizer I've ever seen.

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Look at the size of that pit viper right there.

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That is an insane animal.

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Let's see if I can slow him down for a sec.

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Okay, there we go, there we go.

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I got it, I got it, I got it.

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Look at that.

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Holy smokes.

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Look at that.

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Oh, holy crap.

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Oh, don't like that.

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He's nearly getting me there.

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Oh, smokes.

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That is a huge fertilizer.

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America's deadliest per-

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Here's the scariest thing for me,

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is if I was ever holding a snake like this,

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I would be worried for when I let it go,

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it's gonna attack me.

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Like, I feel like I would swing and throw it.

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If I, you know, like that would be,

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the play would be like throw it 30 yards away

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and then wrong because it's like the second you put it down I'm like oh she's going to bite me

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predator now don't be fooled by this guy seeming to be pretty chill if you were to reach around and

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get me that's it for me I am undeniably going to lose a limb these guys have a highly toxic venom

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that if it gets you if it bites you say on the leg or her on the arm that skin that flesh is

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is going to run away until you lose that limb or brother.

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And he was like, oh, oh, and like jumping out of the way.

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Like, bro, no urgency.

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I'd be like, I feel like I'd be wearing like chain mail armor

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right now, walking through this fucking jungle.

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Like I would be head to toe, like Kevlar.

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I'd be like bulletproof, everything.

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You're not like, I don't want anything biting me.

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goes gangrenous and gets infected and you die.

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And the reason that these guys bite hundreds of people a year,

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and I mean hundreds and dozens die,

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is because of how you saw him standing like that.

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Now imagine there was a log down on this trail

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and that guy was curled up on the other side of that log

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and one of us had stepped over and landed on him.

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That's it, those fangs are through your shoe,

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through your sock, into your leg,

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your hours, hours from hospital care.

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And that's it, you're in huge trouble.

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So here he is, a magnificent creature

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and look how beautiful he is.

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I mean, you can-

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Wow!

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This is dangerous.

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This is really incredible.

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How stunning and spectacular this snake is to see.

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But there you go.

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That is it, the Fertilance.

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Oh, I don't even see it.

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Like that.

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Holy shit, that's close.

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Don't like that one bit.

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Come here, buddy.

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We're gonna go back to the hook.

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Not worth the risks to do that anymore.

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We did it, we saw it.

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Oh, fuck.

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Distract him with the piss

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Distract him with the weird piss poop combo. Oh my god. Wait, this makes a genius

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Let me pee on his leg and then he's gonna fucking and then he's gonna fucking be distracted

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I'm gonna bite him even saw the fangs came out there and

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What's up leave them just leave them just leave them. Huh? Just leave them cool

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These guys oftentimes are primarily frog eaters. So that liquid that you see right there

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That is a super stinky liquid that they excrete has a yeah now it's all over your leg

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Secondary defense after biting so that's what that is right there. Oh wait that wasn't it piss

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That was like a defense spray

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Bro got skunked on he's pooped it all over my leg

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Here but he is locked on being super aggressive super dangerous snake, and that's it guys

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We've done it. We've come we have found the America's deadliest predator

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He's in my hands right here, and he's an absolute monster, so yeah, maybe bro. Maybe honestly he

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He did film this in order put him back in the log

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Let him go on his way before something bad happens, and we did it

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I hope you liked this video comment and subscribe. Let me know that was a really fucking entertaining video

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Like I think for us is like bro. He's doing the YouTube game right man. That was fucking awesome. Oh

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Yeah, he just has the thumbnail. He has the mr. Beast thumbnails, bro. He's got it. Look at this shit

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Wow, he's getting millions of views very strong way more than me

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three million of video like average Lee on like old shit

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That's crazy

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Snyder thinking of the five. I don't want to ruin the mood. I had to put my dog down yesterday ripping the chat man

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I'm sorry for your loss. She was the best dog. She was 13 gunner when I was nine loved her so much

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Thank you for everything Joe. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help but I'm sorry for the loss of your dog man truly

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Hope you and your family are right. You should play schedule one together. I know

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John and why I think of the something I go think of the three Ray snap eyes

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Iggy whisper ray

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Stuber Fred CZ amnesia yesterday Mack Dunn swiney its dapper a skull cap Peyton Lex for the subsum think of it a 3

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No blast for miss they give it a 2,750 bits Kelly and she think of it a tier 2

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Tie and hoop for the sub real thing of the 3

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Amazing try to think of the some signer for the 3 or 5. All right, you lock in chat next video

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Next video next video how rich kids cheat the SAT this is big a this is a triac

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He's also a streamer, but I think this is really interesting topic. He's gonna talk about so I want to talk about

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SAT

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Cheating a rising scandal parents are fuming. I have to move my camera

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about other people's kids getting extra time on the SAT was extra time cheating technically I

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knew I knew a guy dude I knew a guy that I grew up with went to middle school with went to high

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school with run the SAT room he goes yo I will pay you a hundred dollars to this smart guy in my

01:02:11.680 --> 01:02:16.000
class he goes I'll pay you a hundred dollars if I could sit behind you and you just kind of move

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of your test score sheet to the like left a little bit.

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Dude get it, she did on the whole fucking SAT got a 1350.

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Proctor didn't fucking see shit.

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The entire, I was watching it happen.

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Like I'm taking the SAT, I look over

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and he's just like full copying this kid's answers.

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That's insane.

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I heard tell of this through other articles

01:02:38.240 --> 01:02:39.360
and other news stories throughout the years,

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but this one was really specific.

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Parents have reached a bricks loser shit, bro.

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People cheat on the SAT all the time.

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The problem is if you cheat on the SAT and you get caught,

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ooh, that's bad.

01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:52.960
That's really bad.

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Like, the risk outweighs the reward.

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Just fucking just take the SAT.

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Taking point.

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What is the SAT?

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A US standardized test that is centralized

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around reading, comprehension, writing, and math.

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And it is a metric that is used to determine

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how smart you are in some ways, as well as whether or not you'll get into colleges and scholarships.

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More colleges don't use it now, but a lot of colleges still do.

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It's the SAT and then what's the other one?

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What's the other one that uses science?

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I never took the other one.

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Is it the ACT?

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Yeah, the ACT I never took.

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The ACT is out of like 30 something or some shit.

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The ACT, you get a score up to 1600.

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1600 is perfect.

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You get a minimum of 400.

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I took it three times, never studied.

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First one I got an 11, 20, then I got like a 1200.

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And I took it one more time, I got a 1300 flat.

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And I remember the day before I took it, I didn't study.

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But I was asking this guy that did well on the SAT what he did.

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He was like, wake up, take a cold shower, and eat almonds.

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I was like, OK, then it worked.

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They're extremely angry.

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And so I decided to look a little more into it.

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Now, before I go on, I have to give a warning.

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Warning, warning, warning, warning, warning.

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This is for commenters and chatters.

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I'm, whatever you have, ADHD, anxiety, IBS,

01:04:20.800 --> 01:04:22.000
I believe that it's real.

01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:23.520
I'm not calling your,

01:04:23.520 --> 01:04:25.200
whatever you've been diagnosed with not real.

01:04:25.200 --> 01:04:28.620
I am saying that there is a strong bit of evidence

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that wealthier students are exaggerating,

01:04:32.120 --> 01:04:34.760
faking or using this stuff to get it.

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Yeah, they're lying.

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Like out of out of 20 people that have extra time on the SAT only like 10 of them actually have ADHD or

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Or some sort of

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Need to actually get after their time

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Like that's annoying. I get you needing it if you actually have you know ADHD

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But there are people that yeah, I could see that getting their parents to like

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like somehow get a written note from a doctor

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that says they need this, but in reality,

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they really don't.

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That where they're like going to the doctors

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and kind of like, they're like faking it

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so they get like the capability to get extra time.

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Banages on test.

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I'm not, in hindsight now, I don't dislike it.

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Like if you need extra time, you need extra time.

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If I'm being honest, when I was in high school,

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there was a kid in my class that had ADHD

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during finals and the SAT he would get like 30 minutes extra time and I fucking hated him for it.

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I remember being so annoyed. I remember being like you lucky fuck. Like, I, no, like I was mad.

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I remember being mad. I remember being like, why do you get extra time? And I don't. Now I'm like,

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well, he has ADHD. So, you know, but I also knew the guy and I think he was one of the rich kids

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that kind of maybe tip the scales a little bit.

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So let's go into it.

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The SAT, an important test for college admissions here in America.

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And what's interesting is on the SAT,

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you have a certain, a lot of amount of time to take the test.

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And that is how it's used to be standard.

01:06:12.520 --> 01:06:16.360
Somebody in chat just said, I fake dyslexia and now I get extra time.

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How did you fake dyslexia?

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It's a standardized aptitude test.

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People over time have claimed that because of certain conditions like bro, where should I move my camera? I'm gonna move on the left

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This is gonna be a rare Joe Bart left side reaction

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For ADHD or or a double-bass syndrome that they need more time

01:06:41.780 --> 01:06:46.860
They need 50% more time or double the time or they need extra bathroom double

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Double I'm not even a library. I finished most SAT segments well before the time was up

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I think they give you it. I'm saying like not 88 people with ADHD like I think if you don't have a mental disorder

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You have well

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You have more more than enough time it like a 20 minute segment. I'm finishing that shit in like 12

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And then I sit there and just wait, because I'm not allowed to move on a special quiet room accommodations. They're called the normal population. I remember wrote because when you take the SAT you're not in your school necessarily like you could take the SAT I took three SATs two of them I took at my school and one of them I took at another school.

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and when you're taking it, it's people from all over your area.

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It's just like an SAT test zone.

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So like, if you take it at your school,

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yeah, most of the people in your room

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are gonna be from your class,

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but there's gonna be a lot of people

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that are from other places.

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And I was taking, this is the second SAT I had.

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I remember I was a sophomore

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and this kid that walks in,

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bro, he had to be like 11 years old, swear to God.

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He walks in with the folder and a calculator

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And I'm like, yeah, this kid's gonna fucking fail this shit.

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He's like some young, sheltered ass.

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Yo, but I don't think he was even like,

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I don't think he was like a kid prod, prodigy.

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I think his parents just wanted him to like get the SAT down.

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So like when he was in high school, he'd be really good.

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Cause you could just like infinitely take it.

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So like most people take it like once,

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like he's probably gonna take it

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every fucking three months for years.

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You've said this before, yeah, bro.

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and he sat right in front of me.

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And I remember I would pay $200 right now

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to know what that kid got.

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Because there's no part of me,

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I know he had to have gotten like an 800.

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Like bro, he had to be in like fifth grade.

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He had to be in like fifth fucking grade.

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There's no way you're doing well.

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Just turn your face cam off.

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We don't want to see your ugly balding ass.

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All right.

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At like a community college or a non-wealthy high school

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or whatever of people taking the SAT

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with these accommodations, having these problems,

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is 2.7%.

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Less than three out of 100 are diagnosed

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with these issues that require special accommodation.

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But one thing you'll notice is if you start looking

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at the wealthier and more successful schools,

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like Amherst College, that no-

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Oh my God, is it like way higher?

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Number jumps up to 34%.

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2.7 to 34%.

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Yeah, motherfuckers are paying to have ADHD.

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Motherfuckers are fucking lying about that.

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What?

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34% of the students need extra time.

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There's no way.

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Like, Brown, it's 22%.

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Cornell, it's 25%.

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And at Stanford, the most egregious in the country,

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Stanford, all the way, probably because they also give

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special dorm room accommodations if you have a disability.

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Which means you can get a single room instead of a double.

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Yeah, you don't have to.

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You get single room as a freshman if you if you have like a need to

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Yeah, whenever you put that in place, there's gonna be people that fucking scan the system roommate

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38% of students at Stanford right now have a disability

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officially diagnosed disability over a third are saying they have a disability that allows them to get extra time on a test a

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special room and what's interesting is all evidence suggests that these disabilities

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Disabilities should be more prevalent among people who are financially struggling because the idea of like stressors

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Nutrition access all that stuff should be higher, but it's the inverse you seem appear way more often among wealthy students

01:10:37.460 --> 01:10:43.700
This guy this guy's from Stanford saying half of his class gets ticked their step test in a combinations room and get extra time

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So the graph is insane and it's rising so yeah, you're a fucking Stanford student

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So fast. You're in an Ivy League and half of your class is fucking getting extra time

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in recent years. There's just no way. Now you may have heard about something similar

01:11:00.440 --> 01:11:04.280
to this. It takes up space. It takes up space for people that actually have one. Yeah, no,

01:11:04.280 --> 01:11:08.080
that's fucking annoying as shit. Like you actually have ADHD. You are struggling and

01:11:08.080 --> 01:11:12.680
need more time and then you're sitting next to three jackasses that are just fucking

01:11:12.680 --> 01:11:18.040
scamming the system. So they're able to fucking make more money or not make more money, get

01:11:18.040 --> 01:11:31.360
more time. The varsity blue and therefore make more money because they want to go to an Ivy League scandal back in 2019. This kind of went viral. There was a Netflix movie about it. There's no echo. Stop saying fix the echo. Is there an echo?

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What do you mean echo?

01:11:35.880 --> 01:11:49.200
There's no echo dude. You're just lying. Clerks man you're a three month sub brother.

01:11:49.200 --> 01:11:55.600
Come on. James thank you for the three. I have dyslexia and ADHD. David, Andreas, LJ,

01:11:55.600 --> 01:12:00.560
dog, Kraft thank you for the raid. OG, Sonny and Leigh thank you for the sub still. I love

01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:04.440
thank you for the sub hell. The three, two, nine, the SAT is crazy. Tyron thank you for

01:12:04.440 --> 01:12:07.360
a three shot of my friend T tell him to get his license.

01:12:07.360 --> 01:12:10.320
Sylve and Ty take it with the subs and take it with the five.

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All right, lock in.

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It was mostly about college admissions though.

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It was like the Lori Loughlin, you know,

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dozens of parents got shot.

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Oh my God, the fucking paying for good SAT scores.

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Yeah, your kid got to be a fucking stupid ass idiot.

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You have a stupid fucking son

01:12:23.520 --> 01:12:27.160
for you have to pay a shitload of money to an SAT proctor

01:12:27.160 --> 01:12:29.080
to give your kid a good fucking score

01:12:29.080 --> 01:12:30.080
or give him the right answers.

01:12:30.080 --> 01:12:31.400
Your kid's a brick, right?

01:12:31.400 --> 01:12:32.280
What are we doing?

01:12:32.280 --> 01:12:33.840
Like, I'm not trying to be that guy,

01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:37.480
But like if you're a rich ass, okay, I make good money.

01:12:37.480 --> 01:12:41.240
If my kid's a fucking dork and he sucks at taking the SAT,

01:12:41.240 --> 01:12:42.320
tough shit, right?

01:12:42.320 --> 01:12:43.800
You suck at taking the SAT.

01:12:43.800 --> 01:12:46.280
I'm not gonna fucking pay somebody 100 grand

01:12:46.280 --> 01:12:49.040
so you could fucking get into Harvard, all right?

01:12:49.040 --> 01:12:52.280
You're a bum, you shouldn't go to Harvard, right?

01:12:52.280 --> 01:12:56.560
That's like, that's what the fucking mindset should be,

01:12:56.560 --> 01:12:57.400
right?

01:12:57.400 --> 01:12:59.720
You don't have the accolades, the experience

01:12:59.720 --> 01:13:01.800
or the intelligence to go to Harvard,

01:13:01.800 --> 01:13:03.560
so you're not going to Harvard.

01:13:03.560 --> 01:13:07.000
What is with this weird, rich person mentality of being like,

01:13:07.000 --> 01:13:10.360
I need to pay for my kid to be in the best college

01:13:10.360 --> 01:13:12.400
and have the best education and have the best.

01:13:12.400 --> 01:13:13.720
Yeah, you want your kid to do well,

01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:16.640
but if your kid sucks at the fucking SAT, let him suck.

01:13:16.640 --> 01:13:17.760
Right?

01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:18.600
Charged.

01:13:18.600 --> 01:13:20.200
Oh, fucking silver spoon ass.

01:13:20.200 --> 01:13:22.920
You're just handing him everything instantly.

01:13:22.920 --> 01:13:24.200
What are we fucking doing?

01:13:24.200 --> 01:13:27.360
What's interesting is spoon feeding life to your kid.

01:13:27.360 --> 01:13:30.280
They focused mainly on the fake admissions,

01:13:30.280 --> 01:13:32.240
creating a fake sport your kid played

01:13:32.240 --> 01:13:34.160
and like hiring, whatever, all that stuff.

01:13:34.160 --> 01:13:37.180
That was the big story, but under the radar

01:13:37.180 --> 01:13:39.960
was a lot of what we're seeing come to the surface now

01:13:39.960 --> 01:13:42.880
with regards to test concessions and test accommodations.

01:13:42.880 --> 01:13:45.200
This is from the depositions.

01:13:45.200 --> 01:13:48.560
This is from the release depositions of these trials, okay?

01:13:48.560 --> 01:13:50.760
So this is a recorded taped phone call

01:13:50.760 --> 01:13:54.000
between this guy selling accommodations

01:13:54.000 --> 01:13:55.720
and this woman who's a mom.

01:13:55.720 --> 01:13:57.640
She goes, thanks for taking the time earlier today.

01:13:57.640 --> 01:13:59.560
I'm particularly interested in working with you guys

01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:01.480
and figuring out what's best for my daughter.

01:14:01.480 --> 01:14:02.680
She's an interesting kid.

01:14:02.680 --> 01:14:06.280
I'm sure you've seen them all, but this notion of going in,

01:14:06.380 --> 01:14:12.180
flying out to LA, sitting with your proctor and taking the exam is pretty interesting.

01:14:12.280 --> 01:14:18.480
Now what they're doing is, is they're creating a separate testing site with a special proctor

01:14:18.880 --> 01:14:22.580
who is extremely accommodating, if not helping cheat.

01:14:22.780 --> 01:14:29.180
And these students can fly out and take the test there in this special quiet room.

01:14:29.280 --> 01:14:31.280
Yeah, that's so fucking weird.

01:14:31.280 --> 01:14:33.680
That is so fucking weird, dude.

01:14:33.680 --> 01:14:38.560
Your SAT proctor should be the equivalent of a substitute teacher.

01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:43.560
They should be sitting there, walking around and just hawking over you.

01:14:43.760 --> 01:14:44.720
That's it.

01:14:44.720 --> 01:14:48.040
Like if you if you go, I have a quite can't help you.

01:14:48.040 --> 01:14:49.120
I actually don't know.

01:14:49.120 --> 01:14:54.120
Right. Like the S you should hire SAT proctors that don't know how to take the SAT

01:14:55.520 --> 01:14:57.760
because then they can't help you.

01:14:57.760 --> 01:15:00.640
Then then it's like, oh, there's no there's no way they're even to help.

01:15:00.640 --> 01:15:03.920
are able to give you the answers or feed you anything.

01:15:03.920 --> 01:15:06.040
A home run of home runs.

01:15:06.040 --> 01:15:09.280
Yeah, SAT proctors, all SAT proctors

01:15:09.280 --> 01:15:12.520
should have to have proven taken the SAT when they were

01:15:12.520 --> 01:15:14.680
in high school and gotten an 800.

01:15:14.680 --> 01:15:17.160
Works.

01:15:17.160 --> 01:15:20.000
That way, if you cheat off them, then you're probably

01:15:20.000 --> 01:15:22.360
going to do worse than if you actually just took it.

01:15:22.360 --> 01:15:24.120
Every time, it talks about how you

01:15:24.120 --> 01:15:27.160
have to appeal to get the accommodation.

01:15:27.160 --> 01:15:30.640
So what we'll do is, I need you to tell your daughter

01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:33.880
that when she gets tested to be as stupid.

01:15:33.880 --> 01:15:38.880
Oh, oh my God.

01:15:40.840 --> 01:15:42.080
Is this real?

01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:46.840
So they're saying when she goes to get tested

01:15:46.840 --> 01:15:48.200
for like ADHD or something,

01:15:48.200 --> 01:15:51.160
literally just like purposefully get everything wrong.

01:15:51.160 --> 01:15:53.280
To not be as smart as she is.

01:15:53.280 --> 01:15:56.560
The goal is to be slow, to be not as bright.

01:15:56.560 --> 01:15:58.480
all that we show discrepancies.

01:15:58.480 --> 01:16:01.680
They have this plan where people are faking.

01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:04.600
They are faking some kind of thing in order to get,

01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:05.440
and they have to pay.

01:16:05.440 --> 01:16:07.840
This is the leaked combo, is they leaked combo, yes.

01:16:07.840 --> 01:16:09.040
You have to pay money.

01:16:09.040 --> 01:16:11.320
So it's like four, $5,000.

01:16:11.320 --> 01:16:13.360
And if they don't get it from one psychologist,

01:16:13.360 --> 01:16:14.880
they just go to the next one.

01:16:14.880 --> 01:16:15.920
They are just going.

01:16:15.920 --> 01:16:19.400
I mean, yeah, but people do that all the time with shit.

01:16:19.400 --> 01:16:21.760
People doctor hop all the time until they get,

01:16:21.760 --> 01:16:23.720
they hear the answer they want to hear.

01:16:23.720 --> 01:16:26.840
Like, I get you going to like multiple sources to see.

01:16:26.840 --> 01:16:29.360
Bro, did you see the one fucking video

01:16:29.360 --> 01:16:33.200
of the woman that said she had like phantom,

01:16:33.200 --> 01:16:36.800
like fucking bipolar disorder or some shit?

01:16:36.800 --> 01:16:38.760
And she was like, I've been to 20 doctors

01:16:38.760 --> 01:16:40.520
and they all tell me I don't have it.

01:16:40.520 --> 01:16:43.440
And I'm like, that means you don't have it, right?

01:16:43.440 --> 01:16:45.800
Like, somebody find that video.

01:16:45.800 --> 01:16:48.460
Maybe it wasn't BPD, but she said she had something.

01:16:48.460 --> 01:16:50.560
She was like, I have phantom blank.

01:16:50.560 --> 01:16:52.360
And she was like, I've been to doctors

01:16:52.360 --> 01:16:53.960
and they all tell me I don't have it.

01:16:53.960 --> 01:16:56.400
It's like, oh, probably because you don't have it.

01:16:56.400 --> 01:16:58.120
Like, what?

01:16:58.120 --> 01:16:59.600
Like, it was autism?

01:16:59.600 --> 01:17:02.000
Oh my God, yeah, she said she had autism.

01:17:02.000 --> 01:17:04.240
She said she had phantom autism.

01:17:04.240 --> 01:17:05.680
Or no, it wasn't phantom.

01:17:05.680 --> 01:17:08.120
It was a Schrodinger's autism.

01:17:08.120 --> 01:17:10.480
She said she had Schrodinger's autism.

01:17:10.480 --> 01:17:12.360
And she said that she's autistic,

01:17:12.360 --> 01:17:16.320
but every time that she goes and gets a doctor to look at her,

01:17:16.320 --> 01:17:19.440
then she's no longer autistic.

01:17:19.440 --> 01:17:21.280
I go, what?

01:17:21.280 --> 01:17:24.560
Like, I get you, you could have go to a doctor,

01:17:24.560 --> 01:17:27.200
you could actually have autism, go to a doctor,

01:17:27.200 --> 01:17:28.760
and then them tell you you don't,

01:17:28.760 --> 01:17:30.360
go to another one, they tell you you do.

01:17:30.360 --> 01:17:32.560
But if you've been to like 15, 20 doctors

01:17:32.560 --> 01:17:34.680
and they all say you're not autistic,

01:17:34.680 --> 01:17:36.440
newsflash, you're not autistic.

01:17:36.440 --> 01:17:39.760
That's the real thing, right?

01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:43.120
That's just like, in the whole point of the video,

01:17:43.120 --> 01:17:44.520
it was like, somebody replied to her

01:17:44.520 --> 01:17:47.720
and was like, just because you have like niche interests,

01:17:47.720 --> 01:17:52.060
or you're like, oh, a slightly weirder or quirkier person

01:17:52.060 --> 01:17:55.040
doesn't immediately equate to you have autism.

01:17:56.480 --> 01:17:59.000
Like, that's just your personality.

01:17:59.000 --> 01:18:01.620
Like, why are we larping having autism?

01:18:01.620 --> 01:18:03.660
That's just so fucking weird.

01:18:03.660 --> 01:18:07.000
Like, there's so many people on social media now

01:18:07.000 --> 01:18:09.980
that like actually just flat out self-diagnose.

01:18:09.980 --> 01:18:12.760
And that pisses me off.

01:18:12.760 --> 01:18:14.640
Like, if I see somebody on social media

01:18:14.640 --> 01:18:17.000
say they self-diagnosed themselves with autism,

01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:19.600
I wanna peel my fucking skin off.

01:18:19.600 --> 01:18:21.360
Like, go to a doctor.

01:18:21.360 --> 01:18:23.660
Why are you saying that you have something

01:18:23.660 --> 01:18:25.180
that you don't have?

01:18:25.180 --> 01:18:29.000
Like, if you go to a doctor and they tell you you don't have it,

01:18:29.000 --> 01:18:30.280
you don't fucking have it.

01:18:30.280 --> 01:18:31.120
Like-

01:18:31.120 --> 01:18:32.840
Down the list until they find somebody

01:18:32.840 --> 01:18:34.920
who will give their kid the diagnosis they want.

01:18:34.920 --> 01:18:36.400
And they use that diagnosis.

01:18:36.400 --> 01:18:39.280
And then it makes people that actually are autistic

01:18:39.280 --> 01:18:40.560
get more shit.

01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:43.280
Because it's like, there's idiots like that

01:18:43.280 --> 01:18:45.360
that are just fucking lying

01:18:45.360 --> 01:18:49.280
and saying they have something that they don't have.

01:18:49.280 --> 01:18:51.720
To get an advantage on these extremely important tests.

01:18:51.720 --> 01:18:53.520
Now, the two trust doctors,

01:18:53.520 --> 01:18:55.520
I get not wanting to trust one doctor,

01:18:55.520 --> 01:18:58.280
but if you go to 10 doctors and they all go,

01:18:58.280 --> 01:18:59.840
yeah, you're not autistic,

01:18:59.840 --> 01:19:03.000
you are a fucking jackass to go,

01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:04.480
no, I think I am.

01:19:06.280 --> 01:19:07.880
Simple advantage is more time,

01:19:07.880 --> 01:19:11.660
which is scientifically proven to give a better result.

01:19:11.660 --> 01:19:13.080
They've run numerous double-

01:19:13.080 --> 01:19:15.420
What's the ACT? Similar thing to the SAT.

01:19:15.420 --> 01:19:18.620
And typically proven to give a better result.

01:19:18.620 --> 01:19:20.940
They've run numerous double blind studies

01:19:20.940 --> 01:19:23.780
and they find that 18 out of 20 times.

01:19:23.780 --> 01:19:25.260
Even if the person has the same,

01:19:25.260 --> 01:19:26.740
they take both things,

01:19:26.740 --> 01:19:28.820
they'll get a higher score with the more time.

01:19:28.820 --> 01:19:31.780
So standardized starts to feel like the-

01:19:31.780 --> 01:19:32.620
I don't know.

01:19:32.620 --> 01:19:34.500
I feel like in my personal experience,

01:19:34.500 --> 01:19:36.540
if you give me more time on an exam,

01:19:36.540 --> 01:19:38.140
I'm not doing better.

01:19:38.140 --> 01:19:39.660
Cause I'm never running down.

01:19:39.660 --> 01:19:41.500
If I don't know it, I don't know it.

01:19:41.500 --> 01:19:46.560
Like, I'm not gonna be doing this fucking room searching ass shit.

01:19:46.560 --> 01:19:49.160
Like, if I don't know the answer, I don't know the answer.

01:19:49.160 --> 01:19:50.120
I'm gonna overthink it.

01:19:50.120 --> 01:19:54.000
Yo, actually, I think I might do worse if you gave me more time.

01:19:54.000 --> 01:19:56.200
Because if I'm sitting there for another 30 minutes,

01:19:56.200 --> 01:19:59.840
I'm gonna go over all my answers and be like, ah, I don't know, actually.

01:19:59.840 --> 01:20:00.840
All word here.

01:20:00.840 --> 01:20:03.080
Because running out of time is standard on the exam.

01:20:03.080 --> 01:20:04.920
The exam is designed so you don't have all the-

01:20:04.920 --> 01:20:08.480
Doctors used to promote cigarettes, your point.

01:20:08.480 --> 01:20:11.520
that medical practices have gotten better over the years?

01:20:11.520 --> 01:20:13.600
Are you trying to say that doctors are wrong?

01:20:14.880 --> 01:20:16.680
Oh, well, doctors use to promote cigarettes.

01:20:16.680 --> 01:20:19.080
So if I go to 20 doctors and they tell me I'm not autistic,

01:20:19.080 --> 01:20:20.260
well, maybe it's the same thing.

01:20:20.260 --> 01:20:21.320
Maybe there's a wrong.

01:20:21.320 --> 01:20:23.920
No, I think you're just not autistic.

01:20:23.920 --> 01:20:25.000
Time to do every question.

01:20:25.000 --> 01:20:26.440
And it gives you a huge advantage.

01:20:26.440 --> 01:20:29.160
The mom asks, won't schools find out?

01:20:29.160 --> 01:20:30.960
Won't schools know this is going on?

01:20:30.960 --> 01:20:32.080
Schools don't know.

01:20:32.080 --> 01:20:34.080
That's why you have to get the 100% bonus time

01:20:34.080 --> 01:20:35.360
or get the percent multiple days.

01:20:35.360 --> 01:20:37.400
So what you can also do is you can get a combination

01:20:37.400 --> 01:20:40.800
You need to write essays in the SAT or ACT.

01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:41.920
ACT, I have no idea.

01:20:41.920 --> 01:20:42.740
I never took it.

01:20:42.740 --> 01:20:44.080
The SAT, they have a writing portion

01:20:44.080 --> 01:20:46.320
that you can opt for.

01:20:46.320 --> 01:20:48.680
I did that once.

01:20:48.680 --> 01:20:53.680
It's like a side separate test that some colleges want.

01:20:55.200 --> 01:20:58.800
And you take it, it's like the regular SAT,

01:20:58.800 --> 01:20:59.640
that's your score.

01:20:59.640 --> 01:21:02.320
And then there's another test that you do

01:21:02.320 --> 01:21:03.600
that you have to write.

01:21:04.680 --> 01:21:06.000
Over multiple days,

01:21:06.000 --> 01:21:08.360
which means you could literally memorize a question,

01:21:08.360 --> 01:21:11.520
you don't need the answer to, lead, go home, figure out.

01:21:11.520 --> 01:21:16.160
I took the SAT, got a 980 and enlisted into the Marines.

01:21:16.160 --> 01:21:18.680
Got the answer, then come back another day.

01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:21.280
It is a current accommodation people are taking right now.

01:21:21.280 --> 01:21:23.320
That's let alone if you go to their testing center.

01:21:23.320 --> 01:21:26.200
The accommodations were meant to level the playing field,

01:21:26.200 --> 01:21:28.720
but what's happening is they're tilting the playing field

01:21:28.720 --> 01:21:30.560
towards those with money and access.

01:21:30.560 --> 01:21:31.960
And it's absolutely true.

01:21:31.960 --> 01:21:34.000
While these are diagnosed at normal rates

01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:36.720
at regular schools with middle income people,

01:21:36.720 --> 01:21:40.220
they are diagnosed extremely high among wealthy students

01:21:40.220 --> 01:21:42.560
and they are getting a structural advantage

01:21:42.560 --> 01:21:44.680
on these standardized tests that allows wealth

01:21:44.680 --> 01:21:47.600
and privilege to have a so-called higher score

01:21:47.600 --> 01:21:50.080
that allows them to beat them out for these elite colleges.

01:21:50.080 --> 01:21:52.240
Many more students, especially the affluent,

01:21:52.240 --> 01:21:53.760
get extra time to take the SAT.

01:21:53.760 --> 01:21:54.920
And what's interesting is like,

01:21:54.920 --> 01:21:56.960
there's nothing scientific about the measurement

01:21:56.960 --> 01:21:58.080
of how much time you've.

01:21:58.080 --> 01:22:00.560
Yo, SAT day, brah.

01:22:00.560 --> 01:22:02.360
I am so happy.

01:22:02.360 --> 01:22:04.920
I don't have to take that shit anymore, bro.

01:22:04.920 --> 01:22:05.840
Oh my God.

01:22:05.840 --> 01:22:10.640
I remember waking up, dude, it was like nervous, bro.

01:22:10.640 --> 01:22:13.320
You pull up to the SAT, you're in a random ass room

01:22:13.320 --> 01:22:15.440
with no one you know.

01:22:15.440 --> 01:22:19.680
And it's just like, you got to lock in, bro.

01:22:19.680 --> 01:22:21.800
I feel like that's why I did better the last time,

01:22:21.800 --> 01:22:23.920
because the last SAT I took, I took it to different school,

01:22:23.920 --> 01:22:26.400
I knew no one, I knew no one.

01:22:26.400 --> 01:22:28.280
I was in a room with random ass people.

01:22:28.280 --> 01:22:32.080
I felt like I was at the DMV, and I was just taking that shit.

01:22:32.080 --> 01:22:34.240
It makes you lock in, bro, I swear.

01:22:34.240 --> 01:22:38.520
Take the SAT somewhere where you're not comfortable.

01:22:38.520 --> 01:22:39.600
Just do both.

01:22:39.600 --> 01:22:41.800
See which one you do better at.

01:22:41.800 --> 01:22:43.040
Check Jynxxy's stream.

01:22:45.360 --> 01:22:47.880
Where Jynxxy was live at like 11 AM.

01:22:47.880 --> 01:22:49.800
Wasn't there like a pro Rocket League turn here

01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:51.360
some shit today?

01:22:51.360 --> 01:22:52.880
Jynxxy, map bro?

01:22:52.880 --> 01:22:53.880
Next Rocket League, signing bro.

01:22:53.880 --> 01:22:55.320
It's gonna be the, all right.

01:22:55.320 --> 01:22:59.360
Yes, bros, next Rocket League, I would be three.

01:22:59.360 --> 01:23:01.600
I will say like pro Rocket League gameplay

01:23:01.600 --> 01:23:03.600
Probably some of the most fun shit to watch

01:23:04.720 --> 01:23:06.720
Like it's one of the most visually appealing

01:23:07.360 --> 01:23:11.000
Pro eSports the test is balanced around a certain amount of time

01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:15.520
How come like IBS is plus 50% or like ADHD is plus 100

01:23:15.520 --> 01:23:18.920
But there's no way to know how much time it should be extra to be balanced

01:23:18.920 --> 01:23:24.680
And so people just kind of get what they demand and what they push for and so the power scaling gives you more

01:23:24.680 --> 01:23:27.200
I'm power scaling is wrong word, but it gives you more

01:23:27.200 --> 01:23:33.320
It's just a huge leg up and a way to not balance it and I wanted to figure out like why this is happening recently

01:23:33.320 --> 01:23:38.500
I like what what was the timeline that got us here and it started with I think really good intentions

01:23:38.500 --> 01:23:42.280
So the truth is so this guy Mark Bramhorst in the year

01:23:42.880 --> 01:23:45.360
2000 had a true disability

01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:51.820
He had no hands and so he needed extra time for the test. It was just required

01:23:51.820 --> 01:23:57.780
Okay, and so Brian horse took a they wouldn't give him more time and he had no hands

01:24:00.100 --> 01:24:07.920
Or you fucking serious like what a polar opposite row pulls up he has no hands and they're like nah

01:24:08.820 --> 01:24:10.820
You got to just take that shit, buddy

01:24:11.380 --> 01:24:16.640
What the fuck I'd be like, you know, I give this guy hours, bro

01:24:16.640 --> 01:24:19.640
Like, you know how hard it is to fucking fill in a bubble?

01:24:19.640 --> 01:24:20.640
No hands.

01:24:20.640 --> 01:24:22.640
Extra time for the test.

01:24:22.640 --> 01:24:24.640
He got a good score on the GMAT.

01:24:24.640 --> 01:24:29.640
And then, when it was submitted, they had marked it by saying,

01:24:29.640 --> 01:24:31.640
the score is obtained under special circumstances.

01:24:31.640 --> 01:24:32.640
This is what they used to do.

01:24:32.640 --> 01:24:35.640
If you took extra time, or you needed an accommodation,

01:24:35.640 --> 01:24:37.640
extra bathroom breaks, whatever, it would be fine.

01:24:37.640 --> 01:24:38.640
You get your score, but it would say this.

01:24:38.640 --> 01:24:39.640
We should have a more...

01:24:39.640 --> 01:24:43.640
Wait, if you have IBS, you get more time on the SAT.

01:24:43.640 --> 01:25:05.880
What about Alpha Gal, I pull up, I can't eat mammal meat, I can't eat mammal meat, made

01:25:05.880 --> 01:25:09.360
his score seemed less than, which I think is a fair point.

01:25:09.360 --> 01:25:12.840
Maybe if you were, they're like, okay, do I get more time?

01:25:12.960 --> 01:25:15.720
No, would assume that there was something wrong with it.

01:25:15.740 --> 01:25:19.860
So once they got rid of this because of his lawsuit, that also got rid

01:25:19.860 --> 01:25:23.560
of the last barrier to being like, wait a minute, this is just better.

01:25:23.780 --> 01:25:27.400
And so rich people started to realize, wait a minute, I think there's a direct quote.

01:25:27.580 --> 01:25:30.980
The, the guy they caught on the phone was basically saying like, yeah, I mean,

01:25:31.000 --> 01:25:34.000
wealthy families have realized that it's a bonus for their kids or they're

01:25:34.000 --> 01:25:35.120
behind if they don't do it.

01:25:35.120 --> 01:25:39.280
And so now it's like an arms race where wealthy families don't want their kids to fall behind.

01:25:39.280 --> 01:25:45.120
So they're they're finding ever-increasing, wilder accommodations and reasons to get them

01:25:45.120 --> 01:25:49.040
and spending money through the nose to make that happen. So again, like look,

01:25:49.040 --> 01:25:54.320
some students with severe anxiety can take the ACT over four days and diagnosing severe anxiety.

01:25:54.320 --> 01:25:59.600
Over four days? How are you taking it over four days?

01:25:59.600 --> 01:26:04.220
It's not like a universally agreed upon test, do you know what I'm saying?

01:26:04.220 --> 01:26:08.360
Different psychologists can say different things and some psychologists like money.

01:26:08.360 --> 01:26:11.360
There's just this huge advantage that's like building and building and building.

01:26:11.360 --> 01:26:15.480
This has been going on for years, but now it's getting so extreme that parents are starting

01:26:15.480 --> 01:26:19.520
to really freak out because especially if you're like in that upper middle, you can't

01:26:19.520 --> 01:26:21.480
even afford to keep up with this race.

01:26:21.480 --> 01:26:25.440
You can't afford to pay all the different psychologists to try and keep up.

01:26:25.440 --> 01:26:30.000
Some of them have to spend $10,000 for a diagnosis or fighting a gasp.

01:26:30.000 --> 01:26:33.920
Bro, it really is annoying too because then even like your entry letter, like when you

01:26:33.920 --> 01:26:38.640
write a paper to try and get into a college, because you usually write a paper, like that's

01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:43.080
most, most colleges, you have to write a paper talking about something to get in.

01:26:43.080 --> 01:26:49.840
Like they're cheating on the SAT, so their SAT score is fucking skewed.

01:26:49.840 --> 01:26:53.280
And then they're probably paying somebody to write their own college paper.

01:26:53.280 --> 01:26:56.680
So like all of their entry requirements are just fabricated.

01:26:56.680 --> 01:27:00.000
Like these colleges are letting students in

01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:02.640
that are actually fucking stupid.

01:27:02.640 --> 01:27:07.640
And it's like now the kids that are on paper testing lower

01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:10.400
but are in actuality smarter are the ones

01:27:10.400 --> 01:27:12.560
that have to go to worse universities.

01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:14.320
So that actually is kind of,

01:27:14.320 --> 01:27:17.880
do you think that'll cause like a shift later down the line

01:27:17.880 --> 01:27:21.360
where like a lot of these like higher upper echelon schools

01:27:21.360 --> 01:27:25.140
actually end up having worse students and less credibility,

01:27:25.140 --> 01:27:30.140
because if you look at this on a 10-year span,

01:27:30.280 --> 01:27:32.000
if people keep doing this,

01:27:32.000 --> 01:27:34.080
then the average Harvard student

01:27:34.080 --> 01:27:37.680
is actually gonna be a lot dumber than they used to be.

01:27:37.680 --> 01:27:40.520
And then state schools are actually gonna be

01:27:40.520 --> 01:27:42.120
the ones that people wanna go to,

01:27:42.120 --> 01:27:43.400
because state schools are actually

01:27:43.400 --> 01:27:45.000
gonna have the smartest kids.

01:27:47.240 --> 01:27:48.660
Throw in anerologist to support requests

01:27:48.660 --> 01:27:50.080
for unlimited bathroom breaks.

01:27:50.080 --> 01:27:53.480
Again, a limited bathroom breaks with a friendly proctor

01:27:53.480 --> 01:27:55.400
is basically a license to cheat.

01:27:55.400 --> 01:27:57.360
It's a license to go to the bathroom,

01:27:57.360 --> 01:28:00.240
take out your phone, check the question, then come back.

01:28:00.240 --> 01:28:01.320
It's a license to cheat.

01:28:01.320 --> 01:28:02.480
Everyone knows this.

01:28:02.480 --> 01:28:04.760
And so I asked, I mentioned this on stream

01:28:04.760 --> 01:28:06.240
and I asked people if they had any stories of this

01:28:06.240 --> 01:28:08.240
and I got a ton, I picked two I think.

01:28:08.240 --> 01:28:11.080
Some people have parents that like push them into using this.

01:28:11.080 --> 01:28:13.840
Some people have legitimate ADHD and they feel upset

01:28:13.840 --> 01:28:16.560
because they know other people are cheating with it

01:28:16.560 --> 01:28:17.720
and it makes them feel like

01:28:17.720 --> 01:28:19.360
they're getting roped into that bucket.

01:28:19.360 --> 01:28:20.360
There's a lot of stuff.

01:28:20.360 --> 01:28:22.080
There's a lot of people who are angry about it.

01:28:22.080 --> 01:28:23.920
This guy said, big glizzard,

01:28:23.920 --> 01:28:25.920
which you don't have to call me that in private.

01:28:25.920 --> 01:28:27.800
Or whatever.

01:28:27.800 --> 01:28:29.600
You said you wanted stories of SAT extra time

01:28:29.600 --> 01:28:30.640
and boy, you'll have some stories.

01:28:30.640 --> 01:28:32.200
I'm graduating today from a private high school

01:28:32.200 --> 01:28:33.640
in Boston, Rich Kids School.

01:28:33.640 --> 01:28:35.640
In my graduating class of 110 students,

01:28:35.640 --> 01:28:38.680
25 received extra time on college board tests.

01:28:38.680 --> 01:28:41.080
They are not underperformers in normal class.

01:28:41.080 --> 01:28:43.280
Even our valedictorian got extra time.

01:28:43.280 --> 01:28:45.360
The school encourages it too.

01:28:45.360 --> 01:28:47.280
Like we took our practice PSATs,

01:28:47.280 --> 01:28:48.760
the students who did not finish all the classes

01:28:48.760 --> 01:28:53.760
I got PSAT. What a fucking shit. What a stupid fucking test

01:28:53.760 --> 01:28:55.920
I remember PSAT days, bro

01:28:55.920 --> 01:29:01.640
You might as well just fuck off put a for everything and walk out like it's what is the PSAT?

01:29:01.640 --> 01:29:06.600
It's a practice SAT. It doesn't count. They give it to like freshmen and sophomores

01:29:07.240 --> 01:29:10.800
Because they're trying to prepare you to take the SAT junior and senior year

01:29:10.800 --> 01:29:15.720
It doesn't matter unless you're like a high score unless you're getting like top in the country

01:29:15.720 --> 01:29:21.140
You get like you get like scholarships and shit like if you get like a 1550 on the PSAT

01:29:21.140 --> 01:29:23.040
You might end up getting like money to go to school

01:29:23.040 --> 01:29:26.900
So like try in that sense, but like if you know you're gonna get like a thousand. Oh my god

01:29:26.900 --> 01:29:32.900
It's just a wasted day. We're like taking to a classrooms afterwards national merit. I got it whoo. We have a genius in Chad

01:29:36.520 --> 01:29:42.740
Oh, aren't you fucking genius? Oh, aren't you fucking so smart? I got like a thousand on the PSAT

01:29:42.740 --> 01:29:49.960
There was a kid in my class, there's a kid in my class that I got like a 700 or like

01:29:49.960 --> 01:29:52.860
a six something on the PSAT.

01:29:52.860 --> 01:29:56.580
And no, like the teachers don't get mad at you because they just don't care.

01:29:56.580 --> 01:30:00.740
But I remember one of my teeth because like in the PSAT, it's actually just like at your

01:30:00.740 --> 01:30:03.340
school and it's like proctored by your teachers.

01:30:03.340 --> 01:30:08.260
One of my teachers told the kid, he was like, dude, you did worse than the average guessing

01:30:08.260 --> 01:30:09.740
rate.

01:30:09.740 --> 01:30:16.340
Like you somehow got such a low score that it makes it seem like you knew the answers

01:30:16.340 --> 01:30:23.500
because you had to put the wrong answer purposefully because it's like not possible that like you

01:30:23.500 --> 01:30:25.980
could have just put a for everything and you would have done better.

01:30:25.980 --> 01:30:30.380
And they could qualify for extra time because it benefits the school to have a higher score.

01:30:30.380 --> 01:30:35.660
So even there in on it, dude, like Miles Morales will Miles Morales would get like a zero.

01:30:35.660 --> 01:30:36.660
Like that's different.

01:30:36.660 --> 01:30:38.980
If you get a zero on a multiple choice test,

01:30:38.980 --> 01:30:40.100
you know the answers.

01:30:40.100 --> 01:30:41.260
And so it's like a weird thing

01:30:41.260 --> 01:30:43.980
where wealthy schools are like helping kids

01:30:43.980 --> 01:30:44.900
towards these outcomes,

01:30:44.900 --> 01:30:47.980
which give them a structural advantage over regular people.

01:30:47.980 --> 01:30:48.940
I would like to make a bigger point,

01:30:48.940 --> 01:30:50.140
it's not just the SAT that supplies to,

01:30:50.140 --> 01:30:51.460
it's all college board tests,

01:30:51.460 --> 01:30:52.840
like the PSAT and AP test.

01:30:52.840 --> 01:30:55.020
Yeah, it's also fucking gaining info on you, dude.

01:30:55.020 --> 01:30:57.780
I remember taking the PSAT, oh my God.

01:30:57.780 --> 01:31:00.220
They would give you like a fucking nine page quiz

01:31:00.220 --> 01:31:01.460
on your fucking life.

01:31:02.460 --> 01:31:04.180
Where your mom and your dad in your life,

01:31:04.180 --> 01:31:06.500
what education did they receive?

01:31:06.500 --> 01:31:08.800
what job do they currently hold, blah, blah, blah.

01:31:08.800 --> 01:31:12.320
It's like gathering info on you to try and like pinpoint

01:31:12.320 --> 01:31:15.540
like just groups of people of like, oh,

01:31:15.540 --> 01:31:17.920
if your parents happen to be college grads,

01:31:17.920 --> 01:31:21.200
this is gonna associate like to you having a higher test score

01:31:21.200 --> 01:31:22.240
or something like that.

01:31:22.240 --> 01:31:23.520
If you do warm up on the PST,

01:31:23.520 --> 01:31:25.080
you can get full rise to some state colleges.

01:31:25.080 --> 01:31:27.260
I did that phrase to you, by the way, to change.

01:31:27.260 --> 01:31:28.520
One of my best.

01:31:28.520 --> 01:31:29.600
PST, you get full rise.

01:31:29.600 --> 01:31:30.560
That's what I'm saying.

01:31:30.560 --> 01:31:31.400
Yeah.

01:31:31.400 --> 01:31:34.040
PST do really well on the PSAT to get a full rise.

01:31:34.040 --> 01:31:35.840
Here's an example of a student who gets extra time

01:31:35.840 --> 01:31:36.680
and really should.

01:31:36.680 --> 01:31:38.520
We took 12 AP classes together.

01:31:38.520 --> 01:31:40.640
He was always a top three scorer in class.

01:31:40.640 --> 01:31:43.320
Yet on test day, he gets 50% more time.

01:31:43.320 --> 01:31:45.320
For AP tests, timing is what makes him hard.

01:31:45.320 --> 01:31:47.200
Like you're getting another 10% correct about enough time.

01:31:47.200 --> 01:31:48.480
This is proven by the way.

01:31:48.480 --> 01:31:49.320
So now-

01:31:49.320 --> 01:31:52.480
Yeah, AP tests actually, more time is useful.

01:31:52.480 --> 01:31:55.200
AP tests, you're fucking dude, you got like five minutes,

01:31:55.200 --> 01:31:57.400
dude, answer a question, move on.

01:31:57.400 --> 01:32:00.880
Manically, your score goes up by like an average of,

01:32:00.880 --> 01:32:03.400
it's like five to seven, something like that.

01:32:03.400 --> 01:32:05.500
if you get a 50% more time.

01:32:05.500 --> 01:32:08.720
Just being able to review your answers on math questions

01:32:08.720 --> 01:32:10.900
with more time, you can just take the answers,

01:32:10.900 --> 01:32:13.140
the multiple choice answers and reverse engineering

01:32:13.140 --> 01:32:13.980
to find them out.

01:32:13.980 --> 01:32:15.380
You have more time to do that, you can guess and check

01:32:15.380 --> 01:32:17.020
on reading questions, you get more time

01:32:17.020 --> 01:32:18.660
to like really study the material.

01:32:18.660 --> 01:32:19.500
I wanna be a-

01:32:19.500 --> 01:32:22.220
Dude, I remember I got a dead, I got a 650 on both.

01:32:22.220 --> 01:32:25.740
I remember like usually when you have, if you have an SAT

01:32:25.740 --> 01:32:28.980
you can get a max of 800 points on reading and 800 math

01:32:28.980 --> 01:32:30.820
and usually like some people are better at one

01:32:30.820 --> 01:32:32.700
than the other, I got dead even.

01:32:32.700 --> 01:32:38.600
I got 650 on on both absolutely clear. My friend does not have ADHD or any other medical need for extra time

01:32:38.880 --> 01:32:41.480
He does however our prescription for Adderall which he sells

01:32:44.040 --> 01:32:48.300
So what I mean, are you allowed to take Adderall like is that dude?

01:32:48.300 --> 01:32:51.820
I feel like that's kind of like not cheating like if you don't have a

01:32:52.160 --> 01:32:57.200
Prescription for Adderall wouldn't taking Adderall and then walking into the SAT kind of be like cheating

01:32:57.960 --> 01:33:01.800
Shit, we're seeing bro. It's like a performance enhancing drug

01:33:01.800 --> 01:33:06.360
boots on the ground students are seeing this unfair application of the rules

01:33:06.600 --> 01:33:09.440
You mentioned if someone has a story about ADHD to message you on discord

01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:15.680
I'm late, but I'm 29 now is diagnosed with ADHD dyslexia and auditory processing issue when I was 13 or 14

01:33:15.680 --> 01:33:20.440
Okay, I had to go doctors when I was 8 my family was in a situation where they could afford the evaluation

01:33:20.440 --> 01:33:23.840
Even after getting my diagnosis it took longer to get mad to my high school admission would make honors

01:33:23.840 --> 01:33:25.920
AP classes with disabilities as an example a person

01:33:25.920 --> 01:33:31.440
I wanted to include who's like they legitimately have it and this whole cheating around that's made it harder for them to get legitimate

01:33:31.440 --> 01:33:33.720
belief. When I have mentioned that I have my learning disability,

01:33:33.720 --> 01:33:36.760
I get one of three responses. One, people say, yeah, I think I am too.

01:33:36.840 --> 01:33:39.320
People say, no, I'm not. Cause I don't, oh my God.

01:33:39.400 --> 01:33:41.440
I don't act like someone with a disability or three.

01:33:41.560 --> 01:33:43.680
How did you get your diagnosis so I can get meds?

01:33:45.120 --> 01:33:47.840
I agreed they're overdiagnosed and it's frustrating because now people think

01:33:47.840 --> 01:33:50.000
where I am, where I am, cause I faked my symptoms.

01:33:50.120 --> 01:33:52.440
There are all the people in school that tried to buy it and get meds.

01:33:52.440 --> 01:33:54.880
Somehow, but I feel like it now it feels like it's everywhere. Sorry.

01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:56.720
I rambled. Well, yeah, maybe she's going to worry about it.

01:33:56.720 --> 01:34:03.480
Anyway, this is what we're seeing. It's crazy. And on top of this, there's been an increase

01:34:03.480 --> 01:34:08.600
not just in like this structural, wealthy advantage where you get more time if you can

01:34:08.600 --> 01:34:13.760
lead on a psychologist, but there's been an increase in the SAT of actual cheating,

01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:18.640
like legitimate, straight up cheating. Now, as a kid, a movie came out called the perfect

01:34:18.640 --> 01:34:19.640
score.

01:34:19.640 --> 01:34:24.560
Dude, especially with like AI and shit now, I feel like there's got to be like different

01:34:24.560 --> 01:34:29.400
ways people cheat. Like when I took the SAT, the most you could do is have like formulas

01:34:29.400 --> 01:34:39.320
pre booked into your TI 84. Like your calculator, you could like pre prepare. Um, like you could

01:34:39.320 --> 01:34:47.120
pre cook in certain shit. Somebody use AI glasses to cheat. Yeah, maybe like Meta. Meta

01:34:47.120 --> 01:34:53.080
glasses. That's so obvious. It's I feel like I feel like meta AI, bro. You pull up your

01:34:53.080 --> 01:35:00.080
and Ray-Bans. Hey, why are you wearing those? Oh, I'm sensitive to the light.

01:35:00.080 --> 01:35:08.080
Hey, Meta. Hey, Meta. Sorry. Hey, Meta. Hey, Meta.

01:35:08.080 --> 01:35:14.740
People eight hours to make hundred items how many hours will it take six people working at the same rate to make half as many items?

01:35:24.560 --> 01:35:31.680
And it's all about how a bunch of students hate the SAT so much they decide to steal the answers from the college board

01:35:32.200 --> 01:35:36.760
They sneak in steal the answers to try and well that's the I remember dude

01:35:36.760 --> 01:35:40.600
You could get into like the real like nitty gritty stuff.

01:35:40.600 --> 01:35:43.800
The SAT is different, obviously, every time you take it,

01:35:43.800 --> 01:35:47.580
but there's certain SATs that like tend to be easier

01:35:47.580 --> 01:35:48.960
than others.

01:35:48.960 --> 01:35:51.220
Is that still the way that it is now, chat?

01:35:51.220 --> 01:35:52.060
I have no idea.

01:35:52.060 --> 01:35:53.560
I remember when I took that shit,

01:35:53.560 --> 01:35:55.360
it was like they, they have like three,

01:35:55.360 --> 01:35:57.680
there was like four seasons of SATs.

01:35:57.680 --> 01:35:59.440
Like you could take an SAT in like October

01:35:59.440 --> 01:36:01.200
or something, something, something, and there's like

01:36:01.200 --> 01:36:03.640
certain dates that it's like, I think it was like October

01:36:03.640 --> 01:36:11.480
like June were like the ideal dates to take the SAT beat the it's so adaptive now say T and I remember

01:36:11.480 --> 01:36:15.400
watching this as a guest was in theaters and I was like yeah I remember people saying fall like

01:36:15.400 --> 01:36:21.640
October was the best yeah that sounds great well just react and don't talk oh sorry nowadays you

01:36:21.640 --> 01:36:28.600
don't even have to do that because this the SAT has gone digital and people are finding much easier

01:36:28.600 --> 01:36:34.360
ways to cheat than what you need with Captain America when you need for a movie. As of March

01:36:34.360 --> 01:36:41.000
2024, this is relatively recently, the SAT switched from being only paper to now digital.

01:36:41.000 --> 01:36:44.840
And it's, oh, you fuckers. Are you serious?

01:36:46.840 --> 01:36:52.040
SAT offered digitally. Yo, college has got to stop using this shit to fucking invite people.

01:36:52.040 --> 01:36:56.120
I would be cheating on that. No problem. What?

01:36:56.120 --> 01:36:59.080
But the SAT switch, what's that shit?

01:36:59.080 --> 01:37:00.080
Locked out, bro.

01:37:00.080 --> 01:37:00.840
The what?

01:37:00.840 --> 01:37:02.480
Yo, you took a test.

01:37:02.480 --> 01:37:03.920
Y'all remember COVID, bro?

01:37:03.920 --> 01:37:05.920
Motherfuckers, it was so easy to cheat.

01:37:05.920 --> 01:37:06.880
It was so easy to cheat.

01:37:06.880 --> 01:37:09.960
And then teachers found lockdown browser.

01:37:09.960 --> 01:37:12.480
Oh.

01:37:12.480 --> 01:37:15.240
Lockdown browser was like, good nightmare.

01:37:15.240 --> 01:37:18.520
Yo, actually, I'd be taking a fucking,

01:37:18.520 --> 01:37:21.400
I'd be taking an asynchronous class in college.

01:37:21.400 --> 01:37:24.080
Hey, we use the lockdown browser for all our exams.

01:37:24.080 --> 01:37:26.720
Ah.

01:37:26.720 --> 01:37:29.800
Lockdown browser records all of your fuck.

01:37:29.800 --> 01:37:31.320
I had a two monitor setup.

01:37:31.320 --> 01:37:35.400
It fucking blanks, turns off your fucking left monitor.

01:37:35.400 --> 01:37:36.720
It acts, I'm so serious.

01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:40.720
Lockdown browser is like a cop standing right next to you

01:37:40.720 --> 01:37:42.400
while you're fucking taking a test.

01:37:42.400 --> 01:37:46.000
It turns off my left monitor, records my screen,

01:37:46.000 --> 01:37:47.960
has your camera and your microling,

01:37:47.960 --> 01:37:50.720
and you have to do a test.

01:37:50.720 --> 01:37:54.160
So you have to like film yourself before you start it.

01:37:54.160 --> 01:37:55.600
From being only paper.

01:37:55.600 --> 01:37:57.240
That shit was terrible.

01:37:57.240 --> 01:37:58.520
To now digital.

01:37:58.520 --> 01:38:01.480
And it turns out once the SATs have ministered on laptops

01:38:01.480 --> 01:38:04.000
and you can bring your own laptop,

01:38:04.000 --> 01:38:08.760
people have found many, many, many ways to cheat.

01:38:08.760 --> 01:38:09.920
And not only to cheat,

01:38:09.920 --> 01:38:14.240
but to steal the questions out of your environment checks.

01:38:14.240 --> 01:38:15.960
Yeah, you'd have to go like this.

01:38:15.960 --> 01:38:16.800
You'd have to go.

01:38:20.720 --> 01:38:23.760
and like show, you'd have to show everything around you.

01:38:23.760 --> 01:38:25.480
I'm like, dude, there's guaranteed people

01:38:25.480 --> 01:38:28.480
that have like a friend or like some sort of notebook

01:38:28.480 --> 01:38:31.320
just like sitting and they do the environment check

01:38:31.320 --> 01:38:34.280
and just like happen to leave like a small segment out.

01:38:35.120 --> 01:38:38.000
The testing and get it out to the public.

01:38:38.000 --> 01:38:40.640
For example, time zone cheating.

01:38:40.640 --> 01:38:42.480
People take the test in one time zone.

01:38:42.480 --> 01:38:45.360
I would take paper on my screen.

01:38:45.360 --> 01:38:46.680
Oh my God.

01:38:46.680 --> 01:38:48.520
Yo, cause you don't have to show your monitor.

01:38:48.520 --> 01:38:50.560
You just have, you have sticky notes.

01:38:50.560 --> 01:38:52.080
All over your monitor.

01:38:52.080 --> 01:38:54.960
Upload the questions and people in a later time zone

01:38:54.960 --> 01:38:56.560
have all the answers before they're...

01:38:56.560 --> 01:38:59.600
You're taking a test with a lock down browser

01:38:59.600 --> 01:39:01.780
using Meta AI glasses.

01:39:04.480 --> 01:39:05.920
Do-do-do.

01:39:05.920 --> 01:39:09.400
It starts beeping white, you're like recording,

01:39:09.400 --> 01:39:10.640
getting fat answers.

01:39:10.640 --> 01:39:11.680
Test begins.

01:39:11.680 --> 01:39:12.720
This is happening.

01:39:12.720 --> 01:39:15.600
Cys in China are selling test questions.

01:39:15.600 --> 01:39:19.160
So people get money from uploading real legitimate questions

01:39:19.160 --> 01:39:20.880
and you can find, I checked it out.

01:39:20.880 --> 01:39:22.560
Oh, sorry, before I start this lockdown,

01:39:22.560 --> 01:39:23.880
brother, I'm just letting you know,

01:39:23.880 --> 01:39:25.280
I have a grandma named Metta

01:39:25.280 --> 01:39:26.920
that I always have to talk to.

01:39:28.120 --> 01:39:31.540
Hey, Metta, are you okay?

01:39:31.540 --> 01:39:33.280
I was just wondering, do you know,

01:39:33.280 --> 01:39:37.360
do you know how many cells tend to be in the human body?

01:39:37.360 --> 01:39:39.840
Well, it wasn't that hard to find.

01:39:39.840 --> 01:39:41.760
I was able to find this in no time.

01:39:41.760 --> 01:39:44.400
These are SAT exams.

01:39:44.400 --> 01:39:46.880
These are questions you can find online.

01:39:46.880 --> 01:39:48.840
Wait, I kind of want to try and do one of these.

01:39:48.840 --> 01:39:51.480
These are SAT exams.

01:39:51.480 --> 01:39:52.480
These are questions.

01:39:54.480 --> 01:39:58.540
Oh, fuck, wait, lock in, lock in, lock in.

01:39:58.540 --> 01:40:01.180
Real quick, real quick, I zone in,

01:40:01.180 --> 01:40:02.820
I'm telling you I got it right.

01:40:05.460 --> 01:40:07.860
Based on the text, how would the author of text two

01:40:07.860 --> 01:40:11.180
most likely describe the view presented in text one?

01:40:11.180 --> 01:40:13.260
No, never mind, I'm over it.

01:40:13.260 --> 01:40:15.960
Never mind, never mind.

01:40:15.960 --> 01:40:16.960
That just brought me back.

01:40:16.960 --> 01:40:31.960
That brought me back to me taking the SAT during prime fortnight and just getting off track in my brain nonstop and being like, oh, fuck, you can find online just zone out, dude, that was the worst, the math, the math portion was so much easier to lock in this shit, dude, you're going

01:40:31.960 --> 01:40:35.640
the California Department of Water Resources reports that agriculture

01:40:35.640 --> 01:40:39.640
account agriculture accounts for 29% of all water use

01:40:39.640 --> 01:40:43.000
during a wet year during a dry year the figure more than doubles claiming a

01:40:43.000 --> 01:40:47.800
staggering 61% in contrast urban water use ranges from

01:40:47.800 --> 01:40:51.320
8% during a wet year to 11% that oh my god it's the most

01:40:51.320 --> 01:40:56.840
boring shit ever. SAD tutors have sounded the alarm it is a multi-year breach

01:40:56.840 --> 01:41:01.560
of active Hits B but you guys were just just doing it while I pause

01:41:01.560 --> 01:41:07.040
No, the testing in the room has gotten a meta even more advanced

01:41:07.280 --> 01:41:10.800
So I found my old TI-83

01:41:11.560 --> 01:41:13.320
Grappy, that's all

01:41:13.320 --> 01:41:18.960
TI-83, holy shit on Brandon Ewing hold up. I'm an 83 done 84 says Brandon you in a bag

01:41:18.960 --> 01:41:24.480
I found this I pulled this out. This is the exact one. I don't even know if I have my TI-84 anymore

01:41:24.720 --> 01:41:28.620
That's like a thing you keep because you're like, oh, that's an expensive ass calculator

01:41:28.620 --> 01:41:34.300
But I'm like what am I ever gonna need that you for the DSATs? Well, nowadays you can buy one of these

01:41:34.660 --> 01:41:40.700
You can hollow it out and change the inside software to chat GPT

01:41:42.100 --> 01:41:45.820
And then you can buy this shit on eBay for

01:41:47.300 --> 01:41:51.020
$349 and it looks like a TI 84

01:41:51.020 --> 01:41:56.580
But it has AI in it and you can use it to solve your fucking problems

01:41:56.580 --> 01:42:00.580
The level of cheating is getting absurd, dude.

01:42:00.580 --> 01:42:03.580
Well, and it used to, here's the thing, bro.

01:42:03.580 --> 01:42:06.580
Like it could show the work now too.

01:42:06.580 --> 01:42:09.580
That was like the hardest thing was like classes like physics.

01:42:09.580 --> 01:42:13.580
Um, on like homework, you can't just write an answer.

01:42:13.580 --> 01:42:17.580
You have to have, you would have to hand in your notebook and you would have to show your work.

01:42:17.580 --> 01:42:20.580
Like how you arrived at that versus just the answer.

01:42:20.580 --> 01:42:24.580
And now AI enables you to show that as well.

01:42:24.580 --> 01:42:26.900
Like earlier cheating when I was in high school.

01:42:28.100 --> 01:42:31.540
It would you could you could look up the answer, but it wouldn't tell you how to do it.

01:42:31.820 --> 01:42:34.980
So much you were just you couldn't just write down like 34.

01:42:35.100 --> 01:42:39.220
Like you got to know you had to be like, why is it that cheating is now going on in the

01:42:39.220 --> 01:42:43.900
SAT post digital, the digital change that non-students have now been banned from

01:42:43.900 --> 01:42:44.740
taking it. This is true.

01:42:44.820 --> 01:42:47.940
So many people, you know, primarily because the property you can get from selling

01:42:47.940 --> 01:42:53.740
the Chinese websites, we're taking the SAT for fun and then stealing the questions

01:42:53.740 --> 01:42:57.740
They have now banned everyone from but students from taking it. They're trying to crack down

01:42:57.740 --> 01:43:00.580
It's a it's a war it's tough to do but that's what they're trying to do, you know

01:43:00.580 --> 01:43:05.780
Just say unless you're a student. You're not you're you're not able to take the SAT anymore, bro

01:43:05.780 --> 01:43:08.060
That like gets rid of the funnest fucking

01:43:09.700 --> 01:43:11.700
Fantasy football punishment

01:43:11.780 --> 01:43:15.140
You get lasted fantasy you have to go fucking take the SAT

01:43:17.100 --> 01:43:21.740
Dude the funniest shit the funniest shit was like the video of like a grown-ass man

01:43:21.740 --> 01:43:26.620
He's like 35 walking into a high school to go take an SAT.

01:43:26.620 --> 01:43:28.420
And then it's like, the way you make it better

01:43:28.420 --> 01:43:31.020
is if you get last advantage, you have to go take the SAT.

01:43:31.020 --> 01:43:32.700
And if you get below a certain score,

01:43:32.700 --> 01:43:34.740
you have to do another punishment.

01:43:34.740 --> 01:43:35.700
What's up, man?

01:43:35.700 --> 01:43:38.180
So there's motivation to actually try.

01:43:38.180 --> 01:43:41.780
Oh, but like, if you are somebody who feels like this

01:43:41.780 --> 01:43:45.180
feels unfair to you, that you are a regular person who's

01:43:45.180 --> 01:43:48.100
getting pushed around by either unwillingness to cheat

01:43:48.100 --> 01:43:50.660
or wealth and power or wealthier schools,

01:43:50.660 --> 01:43:54.240
You should simply do what these guys did in the movie,

01:43:54.240 --> 01:43:57.440
which is don't cheat, but be super hot

01:43:57.440 --> 01:43:58.740
and end up as superheroes.

01:44:00.740 --> 01:44:01.940
Because that's what they did.

01:44:01.940 --> 01:44:04.460
They just, the end of those perfect scores,

01:44:04.460 --> 01:44:05.540
they don't decide not to cheat.

01:44:05.540 --> 01:44:06.680
The whole movie, they steal the answers

01:44:06.680 --> 01:44:07.900
and they throw them away.

01:44:07.900 --> 01:44:10.500
Then they get a bad score and then they be good.

01:44:10.500 --> 01:44:11.980
It's simple.

01:44:11.980 --> 01:44:13.580
It's a simple solution.

01:44:13.580 --> 01:44:15.060
If you have more stories of this

01:44:15.060 --> 01:44:16.400
and you're watching this on Big A Clips,

01:44:16.400 --> 01:44:17.240
leave it in the comments.

01:44:17.240 --> 01:44:18.580
I'm interested in finding out where you're lived.

01:44:18.580 --> 01:44:22.500
Bro, this was an interesting ass video, genuinely.

01:44:22.500 --> 01:44:23.980
Well, let me move back over.

01:44:27.900 --> 01:44:29.420
Read some of the comments.

01:44:29.420 --> 01:44:32.100
As a wall student, I can 100% confirm disability,

01:44:32.100 --> 01:44:36.420
acoms are getting egregiously abused,

01:44:36.420 --> 01:44:38.140
or grievously abused.

01:44:38.140 --> 01:44:40.620
I was shocked walking into the first final,

01:44:41.460 --> 01:44:42.580
into my first final of that,

01:44:42.580 --> 01:44:45.700
of my 90 plus person towards section,

01:44:45.700 --> 01:44:47.220
there were less than 50 people in the room with me

01:44:47.220 --> 01:44:48.740
when I took my final.

01:44:48.740 --> 01:44:51.500
The rest never halved the class at a good ranking law school

01:44:51.500 --> 01:44:53.300
with pretty strict admission criteria.

01:44:53.300 --> 01:44:58.180
Yeah, it's also like, it's like, how is that allowed?

01:44:58.180 --> 01:45:00.900
Like their hat, especially for something like a bar

01:45:00.900 --> 01:45:03.060
or like a big law school exam,

01:45:03.060 --> 01:45:05.700
like you can't have half the class

01:45:05.700 --> 01:45:07.780
be getting more fucking time.

01:45:07.780 --> 01:45:10.900
Like, there's a girl I know literally doesn't have hands

01:45:10.900 --> 01:45:13.620
and I don't mind her getting extra time for obvious reasons.

01:45:13.620 --> 01:45:15.820
And if you have serious issues focusing

01:45:15.820 --> 01:45:18.020
in a testing environment, I give them some extra time.

01:45:18.020 --> 01:45:19.600
I didn't see any of the four people in my section

01:45:19.600 --> 01:45:22.100
I know were accepted into the most competitive journal

01:45:22.100 --> 01:45:24.300
at school, didn't see the gunner's radar hand every time,

01:45:24.300 --> 01:45:26.180
blah, blah, blah, okay.

01:45:26.180 --> 01:45:27.020
Wow.

01:45:28.260 --> 01:45:29.220
Real intake of the three.

01:45:29.220 --> 01:45:31.100
I've diagnosed autism ADHD as well

01:45:31.100 --> 01:45:33.700
as a few other things I've never been able to get accommodations

01:45:33.700 --> 01:45:34.940
because of other fuckers or fake shit.

01:45:34.940 --> 01:45:39.940
Schools make it so hard to get IEPs and 504s nowadays.

01:45:40.380 --> 01:45:41.500
I just low key panic and cry

01:45:41.500 --> 01:45:42.820
during any really important tasks.

01:45:42.820 --> 01:45:44.580
See, that's so shitty though,

01:45:44.580 --> 01:45:47.500
because it's like you actually deal with that problem.

01:45:47.500 --> 01:45:49.980
And it's like other people that are just fucking flat out

01:45:49.980 --> 01:45:53.220
faking it and paying to get diagnosed

01:45:53.220 --> 01:45:56.700
and basically just doing the exam,

01:45:56.700 --> 01:45:57.540
or not doing the exam,

01:45:57.540 --> 01:46:00.620
doing the test to get diagnosed with autism or ADHD

01:46:00.620 --> 01:46:03.620
or whatever it is and just fucking lying.

01:46:03.620 --> 01:46:05.980
So then they get perks later on.

01:46:06.980 --> 01:46:08.740
I think the SAT is not a good test of knowledge.

01:46:08.740 --> 01:46:09.980
I think it's more about getting a high school

01:46:09.980 --> 01:46:11.740
and getting a good college, earning a nice scholarship.

01:46:11.740 --> 01:46:13.500
So the SAT two years ago in high school,

01:46:13.500 --> 01:46:15.440
Tell us I'm throwing every portion book up in the last five minutes.

01:46:15.440 --> 01:46:16.740
Gats got 800 of my teachers.

01:46:16.740 --> 01:46:17.700
Everybody thought I was slow.

01:46:18.160 --> 01:46:21.740
I got told I wouldn't do well in college and I'm in a nursing school of 3.8 GPA.

01:46:22.060 --> 01:46:22.300
Yeah.

01:46:22.300 --> 01:46:29.320
I think the SATs are a really bad indication of intelligence, uh, especially since it's

01:46:29.320 --> 01:46:31.900
an indication on how good you are at taking tests.

01:46:31.960 --> 01:46:34.840
If that, if that's really the better, the better.

01:46:35.920 --> 01:46:41.800
Like demographic or not demographic, the better exact, uh, explanation of what it is.

01:46:41.800 --> 01:46:45.320
Like an SAT isn't, oh, intelligence.

01:46:45.320 --> 01:46:48.120
It's, I'm good at taking math and reading tests.

01:46:49.240 --> 01:46:50.920
And you might not even be going to college

01:46:50.920 --> 01:46:52.840
for anything in relation to the two.

01:46:52.840 --> 01:46:56.280
So it's like, why, like, I never understand that.

01:46:56.280 --> 01:47:00.220
Like my SAT matters if I'm going to college

01:47:00.220 --> 01:47:03.880
for literature or fucking math related things.

01:47:03.880 --> 01:47:05.080
But like, if you're going to college

01:47:05.080 --> 01:47:07.640
for like something entirely unrelated to the two,

01:47:07.640 --> 01:47:09.180
why the fuck does that matter?

01:47:09.180 --> 01:47:10.800
Reading comprehension, I understand,

01:47:10.800 --> 01:47:12.320
because you have to just fucking read,

01:47:12.320 --> 01:47:13.440
but it's like math.

01:47:13.440 --> 01:47:14.920
It's like, you might not even be going

01:47:14.920 --> 01:47:16.240
for anything with that.

01:47:16.240 --> 01:47:18.880
Jenin, Gold of the Sub, Ren, take it to the three.

01:47:18.880 --> 01:47:22.400
P, Nish, Zoe, Gambling, Dane, Sal and T, take it to the three.

01:47:22.400 --> 01:47:24.320
I'll give you five more dollars if you give me Adderall.

01:47:24.320 --> 01:47:25.400
Ella and Richie, take it to the sub,

01:47:25.400 --> 01:47:26.560
Snipe it out into the sub.

01:47:26.560 --> 01:47:27.400
Sal, I take it to the three.

01:47:27.400 --> 01:47:28.240
Nish, somebody from the S&T,

01:47:28.240 --> 01:47:29.800
had a camera inside a button on shirt.

01:47:29.800 --> 01:47:30.800
Micro earpiece to cheat.

01:47:30.800 --> 01:47:32.360
And after all that, he got a 1320.

01:47:32.360 --> 01:47:34.000
See, that's so stupid.

01:47:34.000 --> 01:47:35.560
Like a 1320 is a good ass score,

01:47:35.560 --> 01:47:36.480
but like cheating, bro.

01:47:36.480 --> 01:47:38.560
Like you should be getting like a 1500.

01:47:38.560 --> 01:47:40.000
R6, thank you for the three.

01:47:40.000 --> 01:47:41.760
What's your favorite thing to put on burgers?

01:47:41.760 --> 01:47:42.880
VS and B, thank you for the sub.

01:47:42.880 --> 01:47:45.440
Offlane, Silas Corb and Braden, thank you for the sub.

01:47:45.440 --> 01:47:47.440
Neck and totally for the sub.

01:47:47.440 --> 01:47:48.640
C, thank you for the thousand biddies.

01:47:48.640 --> 01:47:50.960
Extra time, I already read that.

01:47:50.960 --> 01:47:52.200
Crew, thank you for the sub.

01:47:52.200 --> 01:47:54.000
P, thank you for the 1,200 biddies.

01:47:55.160 --> 01:47:56.360
Oh wait, no, I didn't read that.

01:47:56.360 --> 01:47:58.280
As somebody who's currently in high school

01:47:58.280 --> 01:47:59.480
as extra time in the SAT,

01:47:59.480 --> 01:48:02.840
extra time throughout my life, which I never used,

01:48:02.840 --> 01:48:03.680
don't like having extra time

01:48:03.680 --> 01:48:05.440
because it makes me feel like I have extra stuff

01:48:05.440 --> 01:48:07.800
that I don't need, it makes me feel weird.

01:48:07.800 --> 01:48:10.180
I'm intentionally cheating on my SAT,

01:48:10.180 --> 01:48:12.340
got kicked out for being on my friend during breakout.

01:48:12.340 --> 01:48:13.260
Sarah thinking of the 3A,

01:48:13.260 --> 01:48:15.060
I also think that rich kids have more access to healthcare.

01:48:15.060 --> 01:48:17.340
They aren't necessarily faking it.

01:48:17.340 --> 01:48:19.740
Poor kids just don't have the means to get diagnosed.

01:48:19.740 --> 01:48:24.140
Yeah, but you can't reason, Sarah,

01:48:24.140 --> 01:48:28.420
that 34% of a class needs extra time.

01:48:28.420 --> 01:48:31.420
Like statistically, that is just not possible.

01:48:31.420 --> 01:48:34.860
Like in a group population, you could say,

01:48:34.860 --> 01:48:36.700
okay, 2.7% of a school,

01:48:36.700 --> 01:48:38.980
like a poorer school is diagnosed.

01:48:38.980 --> 01:48:42.440
In reality, five or 8% of them need to be diagnosed

01:48:42.440 --> 01:48:45.820
because they're just not getting the health care they need.

01:48:45.820 --> 01:48:46.940
They're not going to a doctor.

01:48:46.940 --> 01:48:49.380
So it's just like, you know, undiagnosed symptoms

01:48:49.380 --> 01:48:52.100
are just going, you know, swept onto the board.

01:48:52.100 --> 01:48:54.100
And now they're just giving the getting

01:48:54.100 --> 01:48:56.140
given the regular time that everybody else is.

01:48:56.140 --> 01:48:57.660
But it's like 34% of the class.

01:48:57.660 --> 01:48:58.980
There's no fucking shot.

01:48:58.980 --> 01:49:00.060
AJ and Jenna, over the sub.

01:49:00.060 --> 01:49:01.500
Over you think of the three.

01:49:01.500 --> 01:49:02.740
All right, yo, I got to piss real quick.

01:49:02.740 --> 01:49:05.660
Then we're going to hop into the next video.

01:49:05.660 --> 01:49:06.540
GTA, think of the three.

01:49:06.540 --> 01:49:10.980
Brother when it's one of his friends get into a car crash the other day. Unfortunately, she didn't make it and he's devastated rip in the chat

01:49:11.460 --> 01:49:14.980
Sorry for your loss, man. Got no idea how to comfort her or help him. Do you have any advice?

01:49:14.980 --> 01:49:18.380
You can just tell him you could be there for him if he needs anything outside of that

01:49:18.380 --> 01:49:19.900
There's nothing you could really do

01:49:19.900 --> 01:49:21.900
Yeah, they give it a sub

01:49:22.020 --> 01:49:24.940
That's all you could really do though. All right chat counting down

01:51:36.540 --> 01:51:43.540
All right.

01:52:06.540 --> 01:52:09.340
Hold up, sorry. Give me like a minute.

01:53:06.540 --> 01:53:16.900
the fuck hold up what would I title this video because I feel like this is a bad

01:53:16.900 --> 01:53:21.220
title man doesn't thinkable after talking to chat gpt I feel like I would

01:53:21.220 --> 01:53:28.900
title it something so different like dude acts like anime character in front of

01:53:28.900 --> 01:53:42.980
cops, man rage baits, man rage baits, baits, cops, acting like anime character, like anime

01:53:42.980 --> 01:53:49.220
villain. That's like, I don't know if that's a good title, though, I feel like that's ass.

01:53:49.220 --> 01:53:53.020
People with ADHD prefer structure breaks or stop the clock over being just given extra

01:53:53.020 --> 01:53:55.860
time ADHD is off the character on time for focus, cognitive failure and time blindness

01:53:55.860 --> 01:54:00.620
Simply sending the London burnout over taking a time wasting our six. They give it a three. What's your favorite song?

01:54:00.620 --> 01:54:04.400
Don't really have one no one try to think of the sub hold up

01:54:06.900 --> 01:54:11.940
Sorry, I have to fucking get this uploaded and then we're gonna walk back in

01:54:19.780 --> 01:54:22.980
Dude thinks he's an anime character after talking to chat GPT

01:54:22.980 --> 01:54:27.800
Man turns into villain after talking to chat GP. Oh my god

01:54:34.100 --> 01:54:36.100
That's better

01:54:42.660 --> 01:54:46.760
That's kind of like his thumbnail though, I don't know just man does the unthinkable

01:54:46.760 --> 01:54:50.420
I feel like people do that all the time. I'm like, what is it? Will you need unthinkable?

01:54:50.420 --> 01:54:54.580
Like what I feel like it's just like a weird title. You know what I mean?

01:55:03.140 --> 01:55:03.620
Hold up.

01:55:06.100 --> 01:55:10.100
All right, let's lock in chat. Let me have a few more videos.

01:55:12.580 --> 01:55:17.300
Hangover, not subsiding. Still currently very hungover.

01:55:17.300 --> 01:55:21.460
All right, hold up. I just got to write a note for myself

01:55:25.260 --> 01:55:32.360
Okay chat lock in next video. Oh my god, dude, I'm gonna fucking freak out

01:55:33.020 --> 01:55:35.220
Okay lock in next video

01:55:36.180 --> 01:55:39.620
Dude people keep saying directive directive directive. I'll upload it right now

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I'll upload I will literally upload it right now. I'm done direct of 80 20 direct of 80 20

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Where's the other part brother? I was gonna upload it after I'm done fucking streaming. Holy shit. I mean you need it right now. Oh

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my god

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It's fucking unreal man, like I don't know if it's like the same person. It's like fucking spam saying the same shit

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All right

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I'm fucking uploading it Jesus Christ

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Relax. Oh

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my god

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Where is it and then we'll fucking lock in then I got to start right then I'm gonna start posting that subnautica playthrough

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I've been stockpiling those videos cuz I like posting them in succession. You know what I mean?

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Jeez all right lock in now fuck next video

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It's logo and rumo thinking of the sub

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One dollar versus $100,000 pet fish.

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Lock.

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Say $100,000 real pet shark tank.

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You literally have to feed them chunks of meat.

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And I'm gonna show you how people care for pets like this, along with tons of other prices of aquatic.

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Okay, an oxalato is not a dollar, bruh.

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Oxalato's gotta be expensive as fuck.

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$100,000, it's not $100,000 fish though, is it?

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It's a hundred thousand dollar fish tank

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Like the shark itself is in a hundred K. Are there any fish that are that I know Koi fish go for like millions of dollars

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Don't they that's like the most expensive fish

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There's like Japanese Koi fish that sell for like millions of dollars because of their patterns

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I wonder if he's gonna talk pets all the way down to a literal one dollar pet axolotl

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Yep, I just how do you get a dollar? You're not getting a dog. Oh my god. I'm fucking Facebook marketplace

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You're buying an oxalotl from somebody

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Yeah, you're gonna get murdered when you go buy this hi

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I have oxalotls for sale for one dollar if you would like to buy them, please message me limited supply

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No, where the hell is this guy getting one dollar oxalotls?

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It's gonna be dead, or it's not gonna be an oxalato.

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It'll just be like a sort of salamander.

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So I drove to the seller's house, which thankfully wasn't too-

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Oh fuck no.

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Oh my god, dirty ascarage with just a fish tank in it.

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When I got there, he said he didn't want to be on camera, but he showed me the oxalato

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tank and he told me why they were only $1.

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Apparently his Paxilotl had way too many babies and inside of this tank was one of the last babies he hadn't sold yet.

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So I quickly scooped it up into a bucket I brought with clean water.

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How many babies do they have?

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Packed it in my car and drove home.

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All right, I made it and I'm a little worried about this Axilotl's condition because it didn't really seem like it was being kept in the best condition.

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You know what, little buddy, let me just scoop you up and we can get a closer look at this guy.

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And unfortunately, my suspicions were correct because when I took a closer look at the body of this baby axolotl, I noticed its front right hand was missing.

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If you look over-

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NOOOOOO!

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Don't they regrow limbs though?

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Dude, axolotls are so fucking cute.

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I wanted to own an axolotl so bad, but they're illegal in those states.

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You can't own one in New Jersey.

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That's like, I don't know why that is.

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Why can't I own an axolotl?

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Strict state bans

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States like California, Maine, New Jersey, Virginia completely prohibit their ownership.

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Didn't he just buy one in California?

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Is that like a crime?

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Like, are you getting fined?

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Like, what would be the penalty there?

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Like, are you going to prison for owning an oxalotl?

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Over here.

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Like, what is, I just don't know.

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This is what it's supposed to look like, but yeah, I guess this hand must've accidentally

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got cut off because of how fragile baby axolotls are.

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I think that actually sucks.

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We gotta help this guy, and thankfully I got just the plan.

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You see, I've got these things that when we plop it, meat cubes, the water, they turn

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into tons of little blood worms.

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These are some of the most nutritious and also delicious foods for a baby axolotl, so

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I sort of just made it rain blood worms on this guy, which you can see he absolutely

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started to dough-dour up.

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If you didn't know, ox levels are extremely amazing in that they are-

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What is that weird fucking translucent?

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Is that his brain?

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What is that?

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What is this?

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Is that like an organ in his heart?

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Are extremely amazing in that they are one of the only animals to have the ability to

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regenerate limbs when they lose them.

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And by eating these blood worms, this guy will now have the nutrients to do that very

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same thing for his hand.

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Yo, for $1 this-

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How long does it take for them to fucking regrow limbs too?

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I wonder that.

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Like, is it like an overnight type process?

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It's in my-

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Three days?

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I feel like it's probably like a week, bro.

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It's like a slow regrowth.

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Be my favorite pet.

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It's not like Deadpool, bro.

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He's not just gay-

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He's not-

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He's not building that back in an hour.

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It's so-

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You know the craziest thing is there's certain plants that grow so fast

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that you could watch them grow in real time.

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Asparagus

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Asparagus growing asparagus takes forever to grow and then in like a day it gets like it grows like six inches or some shit

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Or yeah, no, it's bamboo bamboo

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shoots growing

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Re in time in real time or time lapsed

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This is a five-day time lapse

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Like that's wild they grow that quick they

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Like if you were outside for like four hours you'd look over and you'd be like wait that thing actually just got bigger

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Five days look at that. It's that big bro five days. It was that small

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That's like fucking quadrupled in size

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They're like invasive almost that's why you see if somebody plants bamboo in like an area near you

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You'll just start seeing bamboo everywhere huge. Oh my god

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And I would learn apparently this baby axlotto was even cooler than I thought in order to see that

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I got up this quite a bit larger and they can grow through people did we watch a video on that?

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That's like a form of torture

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If you it go like chain you down

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It yeah, you get chained down and then they'll put bamboo shoots under you and they'll grow through your body and you'll die

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And I started to lay down the floor of this new home

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Even though our ax level is so small and just a baby they grow at a rapid pace

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So in only a few months this whole tank will be getting used up and for the decorations literally

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We're just gonna use this big piece of wood and a few aquatic fleets. I have a link through your ass

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No, that's a different that's like a Vlad the impaler torture torture method

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Where they put like a rod up your butt and then they let you like fall onto it and it comes out of your mouth in around in my garage

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Yep, that's it. You see baby axelobles have skin that can be raped super easily and since ours is already missing a hand

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And I just wanted to keep our super simple till he gets a bit bigger.

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But oh my gosh.

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Yeah, they do look so fragile.

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Like it looks like if you dropped an axolotl, it would just die.

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So cute, and I think he's ready to go inside.

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So I let this baby loose into his brand new home.

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Oh, look at him swim.

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Suddenly, he loved it, and you can just see how much he was swimming around

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and checking out his new enclosure.

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Yep, that's one thing about baby axolotls.

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They're just way more active than adult axolotls usually are.

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Wait, I had something fun I want to try.

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What if I put some worms near the axolot's face?

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Am I able to make it follow the direction of the worms?

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Wait, he kinda is.

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Yeah, I kinda just thought it would be funny to make the axolot'll follow my tweezers,

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like it was a vision lure, basically.

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And surprisingly, he actually followed it for quite a long time, up to slog of th-

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Why do they have hands?

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It seems like they just don't need hands.

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Like, they should just have, like, fins.

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But eventually, he got bored and swam away.

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But yeah, it's kinda fun to lure him around this tank in random directions,

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And every now and then I would let him have a big ol' bite of the worms

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Because he was just so cute to watch eat

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Let me know in the comments what I should name this guy

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And if I should make an update video once this game is healed

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But remember, I'm still gonna show what it's like to keep a $100,000 pet shark

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Along with so many other price points of fish

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Next up-

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That's a rich people thing, bruh

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That's like villain activities, dude

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Ownin' a shark tank?

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Fuck

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That's like badass

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They'd be like, oh yeah, you wanna come see my shark tank?

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What?

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What the hell, being 100?

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It's like, that's like a rapper thing.

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I feel like there's probably a lot of like rich rappers.

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You have Vector, bro.

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There's a lot of rich rappers that own shark tanks.

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Dollar?

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That's shrimp.

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Yeah, you-

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Some Dr. Evil shit.

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You have a fucking office.

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Space in the floor is just shark tanks.

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Who owns a- Jason Derulo has one?

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Fucking Jason Derulo.

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Oh, my God.

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I remember him annoying the shit out of me on Tiktok.

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Jason Derulo.

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Today I'm doing a candy mukbang.

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What?

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I'm looking up Jason Derulo, Shark Tank.

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Oh, he has a whole house store.

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It was the guest house.

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I decided I would do every single one.

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Show your fucking Shark Tank, jackass.

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So.

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There's one here. There's also one on the rooftop. There's beds everywhere because I like to sleep. If you feel real foggy, it's a coffin in the middle.

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And there's seven bars. It's just like crazy money, bro. I like bars on the whole property.

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Yo, I saw somebody the other day that said that I act poor.

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I was like, I don't act poor.

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I just, I just don't spend that much money.

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Like, I'm not like bawling out, right?

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Like, like, I feel like there's like LA influences

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that you buy in fucking supercars.

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Like, I just don't buy supercars.

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But this is like, this is like really rich.

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Dogs suck.

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We have secure.

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Where's the shark tank?

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So what goes on here?

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So this is like the game room?

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Yeah.

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Um...

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Fish tank.

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adjacent to Rulow

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You like fish tanks?

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Yeah.

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Jep, wait, fish tanks.

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Where's the fucking, bro, is it a lion fish?

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Where's the shark tank? You got puffer fish.

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That's sick.

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I wanted a fucking puffer fish.

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Brother, ain't no shark tank.

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Decided out.

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Day.

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We're just recording him doing muscle ups and skinny jeans like what what the fuck is happening, bro

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Maybe thinking how does a bag of shrimp pop $100. Well, I don't just have one bag or two bags

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I have three more. I don't hate Jason Derulo chat

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Our five six a seven box of shrimp and we're gonna be able to do some crazy time boxes since we have so much

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Jason Derulo

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And shrimp here. Yeah, I need to hear him say it. Hold up. Sorry

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Jayson de Rulo

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Jason Jason de Rulo singing in his name

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Jayson de Rulo

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Jayson de Rulo

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I mean very well, when I've caused you tears

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Ooh, I just got chased on the Rool-o

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Chase on the Rool-o

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Dude, that's like crazy, like, I mean, like, I'm just like singing your own name, like

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I'm like keeping an insane amount

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Chase on the Rool-o

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He does make some fire-ass songs

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Mmm, what you saying?

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I'm a shrimp in the same tank, it's something

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Chase on the Rool-o

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I've been watching people into aquariums too, because shrimp

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It's like a stim, dude

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Love saying that shit. Are some of the I kind of get why he sings his own name best

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Joe you might be gay

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And they'll just constantly a sangaboo

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Sorry don't just have a one bag or two bags

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I have three four five six seven backs of shrimp and we're gonna be able to do some crazy time box

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So your own name. It doesn't fucking work, bro. Jason rule. It works Joe Bartolozie, bro

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Yo, come on man, the fuck outta here.

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Joe Bartoloz, he, bro, that shit's cringe.

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You know, like it works.

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It works with his name.

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I fixed a seven back to shrimp

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and we're gonna be able to do some crazy time lapses

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since we have so many shrimp here.

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Yeah, apparently keeping an insane amount of shrimp

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in the same tank is something lots of people

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into aquariums do

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because shrimp are some of the best cleaners of all time.

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And they'll just, brother Redis, fuck.

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Constantly, yo, most fun fishing activity

02:09:27.060 --> 02:09:32.020
going shrimping. Going shrimping while they're swimming down, streambri did that one time,

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you just put a net in the water and they just swim right into it. You just pick it up, up,

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got fucking nine gallons of shrimp. It's just the easiest thing ever.

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Bloor around on the tank, eating any dirt or algae that would make the water dirty.

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These ones in specific are called cherry shrimp because they have a red color in their body

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like a cherry. Yup, it's a pretty creative name if you ask me.

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Now before we get out a piece of steak to feed to these guys and report on a time lapse,

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work our way up the food scale and start with the shrimp pellets. Which I bought these thinking they

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were shrimp food, but I'm not sure if they're actually shrimp food. I used to have a fish tank

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when I was a kid and I would have to feed them fish flakes and you know you kind of just like

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eyeball what you're supposed to be feeding them and I remember one time the fucking like shaker

02:10:18.300 --> 02:10:23.980
part fell off and I dumped like half the cup in there and it filled the whole tank and the fish

02:10:23.980 --> 02:10:28.780
started fucking tweaking. They were swimming around just fucking eating. I was like, Oh

02:10:28.780 --> 02:10:31.900
God, they're gonna die. Like they'll eat until they can't.

02:10:36.620 --> 02:10:41.980
That where I did understand aggression levels of shrimp. If you are not shrimp fish, if you go to

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like a fucking pet smart, and you want to buy fish, they're like, they're like different types of

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aggression levels. And you have to buy fish that are the same aggression level. Otherwise,

02:10:51.180 --> 02:10:56.940
They'll eat each other so you want to buy like all aggressive all chill all something shrimp, right?

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Or not shrimp fish Jesus because he's fucking talking about shrimp

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You want all the same type of fish right like intermediate aggression fish and they won't hurt each other

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but I had one and

02:11:08.700 --> 02:11:11.720
I go to the guy. I'm like I have intermediate level fish

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Like do you think this one would be fine? He goes? Yeah, man. It'd be chill

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so I put it in the tank and I put him in the tank when he's about this big and

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And overnight I had probably like 12 fish. I wake up the next day six of those motherfuckers are gone

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Six of those motherfuckers are gone

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And I go well something happened and then the next day he eats like three of the other ones

02:11:35.160 --> 02:11:37.980
It gets to a point where it's like him and one other fish in the tank

02:11:39.680 --> 02:11:46.340
He ate every fish I owned and I gave it I think I brought it back to the store and I was like fuck off

02:11:46.340 --> 02:11:49.660
Like I remember I I didn't see the world. I was like a probably like 12

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I remember I told the worker. I was like dude. He ate all my fish. He was like, oh, well

02:11:54.220 --> 02:11:59.380
Oh, well, that's like a looks like a part of the problem. I'm like, dude, you're fucking jackass

02:11:59.380 --> 02:12:01.380
You told me to be fine now all my fish are fucking dead

02:12:06.940 --> 02:12:10.820
What size were the fish what he eat the one fish because it was too big to eat

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The only fish you eat was because it was too big and he got huge

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I remember he like tripled in size dropping in one of I also owned a plea

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It was a pleco fish. That was the one eating eat

02:12:21.480 --> 02:12:26.760
I'm the pleco fish in my fish tank and I remember he died one day and I put him on a plate and took a picture of him

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I was like he's big enough to eat

02:12:29.440 --> 02:12:35.720
Now immediately after dropping this single shrimp pellet. I had a suicidal fish as well. That was um

02:12:36.660 --> 02:12:40.720
That was bad. He used to jump out of the fish tank constantly and you'd hear it

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He would go boom and he would hit the fucking.

02:12:42.560 --> 02:12:45.280
He was like a little, he was a little long fucker.

02:12:45.280 --> 02:12:46.960
And he would, he would swim.

02:12:46.960 --> 02:12:47.800
He would go to the bottom.

02:12:47.800 --> 02:12:48.800
I saw him do it once.

02:12:48.800 --> 02:12:49.640
He would go to the bottom.

02:12:49.640 --> 02:12:50.480
He would swim as fast as he could.

02:12:50.480 --> 02:12:52.720
He would jump and he would hit the top part.

02:12:52.720 --> 02:12:53.720
It would burst open.

02:12:53.720 --> 02:12:56.040
He would flop out and you'd be flopping on the couch

02:12:56.040 --> 02:12:57.200
and put him back in.

02:12:57.200 --> 02:12:58.800
And he did it about like five times.

02:12:58.800 --> 02:13:01.080
Then one day I woke up and he was just dead on the couch.

02:13:01.080 --> 02:13:02.200
So he did it overnight.

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Then one of the nearby shrimp basically pounced onto it.

02:13:05.400 --> 02:13:07.600
Dang, I guess the shrimp would like eating shrimp

02:13:07.600 --> 02:13:10.360
because soon after another one also came straight

02:13:10.360 --> 02:13:12.920
onto it, you can kinda see in the zoomed in footage

02:13:12.920 --> 02:13:14.920
how they used their tiny little mouths

02:13:14.920 --> 02:13:17.320
to break up this little pellet and eat it.

02:13:17.320 --> 02:13:18.840
But yeah, over the next couple of minutes,

02:13:18.840 --> 02:13:20.880
this single pellet started to get swarmed

02:13:20.880 --> 02:13:23.120
by every single shrimp that saw it.

02:13:23.120 --> 02:13:24.520
Yeah, started to get pretty crowded,

02:13:24.520 --> 02:13:26.960
but that's what is so cool about having so many shrimp.

02:13:26.960 --> 02:13:29.480
They just absolutely decimate any piece of food

02:13:29.480 --> 02:13:30.320
you give them.

02:13:30.320 --> 02:13:32.520
Anyways, to feed the shrimp of bigger food sources,

02:13:32.520 --> 02:13:34.320
I've got a way bigger tank.

02:13:34.320 --> 02:13:36.200
So I think I'm gonna go get some supplies

02:13:36.200 --> 02:13:38.200
so we can both get this little home.

02:13:38.200 --> 02:13:42.360
And next, we're going to be feeding them a human hand.

02:13:42.360 --> 02:13:43.700
So, some weird shit.

02:13:43.700 --> 02:13:45.200
I drove to the store to start shopping.

02:13:45.200 --> 02:13:48.200
So as we got so many shrimp, I really wanted to spend 8-10 a time

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to choose the best decorations for these guys so they could have a beautiful-

02:13:51.700 --> 02:13:54.400
Oh my god, the fucking pineapple SpongeBob house.

02:13:54.400 --> 02:13:55.800
Top tier, top tier, top tier.

02:13:55.800 --> 02:13:58.600
Oh, and of course, that also meant I had to get some plants.

02:13:58.600 --> 02:14:02.000
Okay, as you guys know, I usually get my aquatic plants here at Petco,

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but they don't want to try something different,

02:14:03.800 --> 02:14:05.800
because oh my gosh, he's gotten a begin mark.

02:14:05.800 --> 02:14:10.320
And next I'm going to be feeding these chickens chicken McNuggets

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They're eating their own kind

02:14:15.720 --> 02:14:21.600
So instead I drove across the town to an aquarium store. I had never been to they of course had tons of cool stuff

02:14:22.240 --> 02:14:28.000
Dude, I love going to a fish store. I should get a fish man. I was thinking about it chat like I I

02:14:28.960 --> 02:14:32.200
Don't want to have a pet that takes too much

02:14:32.200 --> 02:14:37.320
energy after like daisy you know what I mean like I couldn't get another puppy

02:14:37.320 --> 02:14:44.280
like but I think I could own like a beta fish just in the background I always

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thought about getting like jellyfish but then I'm like damn bro when I leave

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like I can't like who I gotta get somebody to fucking feed them I had never

02:14:52.800 --> 02:14:58.160
been to they of course had tons of cool stuff like this Arowana frogs and even

02:14:58.160 --> 02:15:02.080
this massive pleco but of course they also had it they don't eat yeah they do

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Exactly what I was looking for.

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Mmm, yeah, this is actually perfect.

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Man, it's actually a good deal.

02:15:06.680 --> 02:15:08.680
I'm engaged to all this for that big play in the back.

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Yeah, I asked the store employees to...

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Oh, I could get an automatic feeder, that's true.

02:15:12.380 --> 02:15:15.880
Bagged me up some, and I brought all my supplies home.

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Since the tank isn't insanely large,

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it's quite easy to start laying everything down.

02:15:19.680 --> 02:15:22.780
We start with the aqua soil, which gives the nutrients to the plants,

02:15:22.780 --> 02:15:24.280
and we cover it in a layer of sand,

02:15:24.280 --> 02:15:25.780
so it won't make the water dirty.

02:15:25.780 --> 02:15:28.380
Finally, I add around some of the decorations I bought

02:15:28.380 --> 02:15:30.080
to make this place stand out a bit.

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favorite decoration I bought was a pineapple from Spongebob

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but I unfortunately dropped as I was getting it out my-

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that was the one fucking thing I wanted to see bro I didn't care about any of the other

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fucking decorations.

02:15:49.520 --> 02:15:51.040
alright so yeah kind of just

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blow it together blow it together go buy a fucking other one

02:15:54.000 --> 02:15:54.720
if you just know

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but I think I can still fit that in there

02:15:56.800 --> 02:15:58.400
just like that I mean yeah

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I think it's pretty cool and it's SpongeBob.

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It actually kind of does work. It works. It works. It's like a shipwreck.

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Something with water makes sense.

02:16:04.560 --> 02:16:08.320
Then I added in all this plants I just bought and it filled the thing with water.

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All right, there we go. Technically this water filter at the back is needed since the shrimp's

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trying to clean the water themselves. I still recommend it which is why I have it.

02:16:16.000 --> 02:16:20.080
But oh, we do got to get to this bad boy inside. It's a light up

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air stone which you don't know what an air stone is. It's this amazing contraption that makes

02:16:24.720 --> 02:16:30.800
Bubbles in the water and this one lights up. Yeah, my fish tank looks a lot more lame than this, bro

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I had a little cave that they would hide in

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I remember I was like this, but it was a little cave and then I had like one like rock structure

02:16:40.320 --> 02:16:43.680
I didn't I didn't have any of this shit up. So it's extra special

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That's actually fire. I'm gonna get more of these. I'm not gonna lie anyways

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This tank is now finished and ready for all of would you rather?

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2.5 would you rather 2.5 pencils with barbecue sauce or a whole raw steak? No seasoning

02:16:57.340 --> 02:16:59.340
what

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2.5

02:17:00.020 --> 02:17:05.780
Pencils with barbecue like am I eating? I mean would I rather eat 2.2 and a half pencils?

02:17:06.260 --> 02:17:11.740
With barbecue sauce or eat a whole raw steak. I'd have to eat the pencils the steak would be

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detrimental to my health our little shrimps to go inside immediately

02:17:16.260 --> 02:17:22.300
You can just see how there is constant movement going on because of the sheer amount of shrimp every single little location in the tank

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Had its own little shrimp life being lit now you'll see I love this little open area right here

02:17:27.740 --> 02:17:33.780
Well, that's for us to test our net and now we're gonna implement another fish to eat all these fucking shrimp

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And now we're gonna release the oxalato and he's gonna devour all of these shrimp

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Three food sources and our next food source is a carrot, but yeah, they're not just gonna eat a raw carrot

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It's too hard for their mouths. They can't chew it up instead

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We got to stop it up the carrot in some boiling water just like this

02:17:51.240 --> 02:17:54.940
And just let it out for a couple minutes and when the carrots are done cooking

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We can bring them back to the shrimp

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So I cut off a piece and plopped it slightly into the tank now this time

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It was completely different than that shrimp pellet because while a couple of the shrimp sort of checked out the carrot a little bit

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Ultimately, none of them really stayed. They're not fucking with that shit, bro

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Put a fucking fish filet in there. See how they eat it for long enough to eat it

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Come on guys, you're not like vegetables or something. Oh, well, like I said, I like carrots before we try the steak

02:18:20.160 --> 02:18:26.000
I want to try one more vegetable. Let's do spinach now with this. I also have to boil it finish, bro

02:18:26.000 --> 02:18:33.500
I mean you are giving them a fucking unseasoned ass food dude. Come on quickly and then I put it in the water as well

02:18:33.500 --> 02:18:36.600
Let's break out. Let's break out some fucking mixed dry rub

02:18:36.960 --> 02:18:42.740
Put it on a piece of chicken throw it in the water. They'll fucking eat that shit up and yeah guys

02:18:42.740 --> 02:18:46.020
I'm not gonna lie. I was kind of fucking with it. Not fucking with it at all.

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Supported by the spinach too, because even though this is so nutritious and Google said the shrimp would eat it,

02:18:51.460 --> 02:18:54.820
well, they never ate it at all. Yeah, Google AI.

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Yes, cherry shrimp love to eat spinach, and it makes an excellent nutrient-rich

02:19:00.100 --> 02:19:04.500
supplement for their diet. Spinach provides essential calcium, magnesium, and iron.

02:19:04.500 --> 02:19:10.900
They never ate it at all. Bro, come on. I'm just convinced shrimp don't like eating vegetables at all.

02:19:10.900 --> 02:19:14.980
Yeah, let's get this trash out of here and let's move on to our final food source a

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Entire steak well, I shouldn't say the entire thing because that would make the water

02:19:19.220 --> 02:19:24.900
So I'm gonna cut off a little piece just like that and a little piece you gotta give him a hole

02:19:24.900 --> 02:19:29.900
You got give him at least five ounces put this in so I put the steak in and thankfully this time

02:19:29.900 --> 02:19:32.740
We at least got a bit of action because after about ten minutes

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You could tell they certainly weren't warming it but there was the occasional shrimp going on to the piece of meat

02:19:38.380 --> 02:19:44.060
It was kind of cool because you could see their microscopic little mouths taking tiny little bites out of the meat

02:19:44.060 --> 02:19:49.180
But yeah, I'm not gonna lie for me in here for two hours. It was a bit disappointing that they didn't eat this more

02:19:49.180 --> 02:19:52.540
I guess with shrimp you just want to stick to the boring foods like pellets

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But remember guys as you get more expensive as a pet fish get harder to feed and crazier

02:19:57.660 --> 02:20:03.660
Well for the next price bro, I don't know having to be like it's such a sick animal to own

02:20:03.660 --> 02:20:10.340
But to have to buy like live for sharks you might not need to but like snakes, bro

02:20:10.580 --> 02:20:12.020
Yo, you're a snake hunter, bro

02:20:12.020 --> 02:20:18.180
You gotta buy a live rat and you gotta fucking throw that motherfucker in there watch him eat it. That's like psychopath shit

02:20:19.420 --> 02:20:25.500
That's like psychopath shit motherfuckers going yeah, I gotta go buy crickets. I gotta go buy crickets for my lizards

02:20:26.260 --> 02:20:27.540
What?

02:20:27.540 --> 02:20:29.380
We've got a

02:20:29.380 --> 02:20:31.660
Live at you can get frozen ones

02:20:31.660 --> 02:20:36.020
See, but then he's not eating delicacies, bro.

02:20:36.020 --> 02:20:39.820
Live rat to his snakes, like eating a fucking outback steakhouse.

02:20:39.820 --> 02:20:41.060
You're giving them Arby's.

02:20:41.060 --> 02:20:43.020
$10 saltwater coral tanks.

02:20:43.020 --> 02:20:47.580
Yup, if you didn't know, coral saltwater tanks are some of the most exotic tanks you

02:20:47.580 --> 02:20:48.580
can get.

02:20:48.580 --> 02:20:52.580
But the thing is, they get extremely expensive, extremely fast.

02:20:52.580 --> 02:20:53.780
That's why instead I'm gonna-

02:20:53.780 --> 02:20:57.660
My sixth grade science teacher at a Bella, he brought it to school once.

02:20:57.660 --> 02:21:02.020
My sixth grade science teacher had a guinea pig, or two guinea pigs, and she was crying

02:21:02.020 --> 02:21:04.060
one day when I went to school and I said, what happened?

02:21:04.060 --> 02:21:07.780
And she said the guinea pig died, and I remember being like, wow, it's really that upsetting.

02:21:07.780 --> 02:21:10.660
Turns out that guinea pigs, I'm pretty sure, eat each other after they die, and so she

02:21:10.660 --> 02:21:13.940
was really upset because she came to school that day, and one of the guinea pigs was dead

02:21:13.940 --> 02:21:15.100
and the other one ate it.

02:21:15.100 --> 02:21:18.140
Buy this already set up, coral tank for $200.

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I'm going to fact check that.

02:21:19.220 --> 02:21:22.060
I'm almost sure that's exactly what happened.

02:21:22.060 --> 02:21:25.340
Do guinea pigs eat each other?

02:21:25.340 --> 02:21:34.020
Yeah, situational cannibalism. If a guinea pig passes away from natural causes, a distressed

02:21:34.020 --> 02:21:40.460
cage mate may nibble or chew on the body. So she like showed up, she was like really

02:21:40.460 --> 02:21:45.420
upset and I was like, it seemed more like, like not like a morning upset, like a holy

02:21:45.420 --> 02:21:49.100
fuck. And I was like, oh, where's the guinea pigs? And she was like, well, one of them

02:21:49.100 --> 02:21:51.540
died. I was like, well, what about the other one?

02:21:51.540 --> 02:21:53.740
Another fucker was covered in blood

02:21:55.220 --> 02:21:59.560
Used to rest the budget to fill it up with way more crazy corals and dang

02:21:59.560 --> 02:22:02.960
Look at this video the seller sent me are just so much fish and stuff in it

02:22:02.960 --> 02:22:09.180
Let's go see if this legit. Yeah, dude. I remember I had such a crush on my fucking science teacher

02:22:09.500 --> 02:22:13.660
In sixth grade dude, holy shit. You're about to the cell that was like

02:22:15.100 --> 02:22:20.300
No, bro, I feel like everybody. Yeah, no, that's so real. What do you mean? Why you putting question marks?

02:22:20.300 --> 02:22:22.300
What are you putting question marks?

02:22:22.300 --> 02:22:24.300
That's like such a relatable thing.

02:22:24.300 --> 02:22:26.300
You're telling me you didn't have a crush on one of your teachers

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when you were like in middle school, bro?

02:22:28.300 --> 02:22:30.300
Get into my car.

02:22:30.300 --> 02:22:32.300
Although there was definitely some never

02:22:32.300 --> 02:22:34.300
thing off about it.

02:22:34.300 --> 02:22:38.300
As you can see, it's quite a bit dirtier than it was listed on Facebook.

02:22:38.300 --> 02:22:40.300
And I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be

02:22:40.300 --> 02:22:42.300
My Spanish teacher.

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Fish inside them.

02:22:44.300 --> 02:22:46.300
My Spanish teacher has mean to me.

02:22:46.300 --> 02:22:48.300
I've seen anything. We gotta get...

02:22:48.300 --> 02:22:53.580
teachers mean to me. This home ASAP. So I quickly drove home and got it out at my house. All right,

02:22:53.580 --> 02:22:58.700
guys, I just got this back to my setup. You look at this. There's actually a fishing sign.

02:22:58.700 --> 02:23:02.540
Yo, there's a clown fish. Do you see that? I remember, I remember my

02:23:04.380 --> 02:23:09.980
the, the science teacher had a crush on. She left and we had a new science teacher and she just

02:23:09.980 --> 02:23:15.980
wouldn't stop talking about her husband worked and owned at, owned a Costco. And I remember

02:23:15.980 --> 02:23:18.300
Not I remember being like wow what a downgrade

02:23:23.340 --> 02:23:29.980
I remember being like bro, it was like every day she'd bring up Costco. I was like, you know who cares about Costco, bro

02:23:30.620 --> 02:23:33.420
Literally, no one why are we talking about this?

02:23:34.060 --> 02:23:38.300
So dirty, but yeah, let me set up all this stuff. So yeah, first I'm in the actual water

02:23:38.380 --> 02:23:41.100
I think I haven't thought about that in years

02:23:41.660 --> 02:23:44.540
That's fucking hilarious. That just brought back a memory, bro

02:23:44.540 --> 02:23:51.640
No, holy shit, bro. She just would not stop chirping up Costco, dude. If she was like, yeah, BJs

02:23:51.640 --> 02:23:56.380
It's not as good as Costco my my husband owns Costco. I was like, okay, bro. Who cares?

02:23:56.940 --> 02:24:01.320
Fuck. Oh my god, Costco. It's a wholesale food place. Holy shit for that

02:24:01.320 --> 02:24:08.080
Then I put in the heater a wave maker a water filter and of course the lights and then I let it sit for a couple hours to

02:24:08.080 --> 02:24:15.560
Clear us and oh my gosh, the whole tank came alive. Very how much easier life was bro when subjects were just English

02:24:17.320 --> 02:24:19.320
Science math

02:24:20.320 --> 02:24:22.320
You get math

02:24:22.360 --> 02:24:29.760
Letter grade it wasn't like fucking something else. Yeah, it's like now. It's like now. It's like you know, you're in like molecular biology

02:24:29.760 --> 02:24:36.600
Oh, you could see the cloudfish swimming around next to the anemone little shrimp constantly moving around everywhere

02:24:36.600 --> 02:24:41.840
There was even a literal sea urchin. I had no clue. This was all gonna be included in the tank

02:24:41.840 --> 02:24:46.620
This place would look way crazier if it had tons of all bro. I've been so zoned out of this video

02:24:46.620 --> 02:24:53.000
Oh, I'm not even gonna lie this video got so derailed after I started stim saying Jason Derulo

02:24:54.880 --> 02:24:58.700
We're a thousand dollar tank now we got Nemo, okay, okay, we got Nemo

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And I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be fish inside I'm not seeing anything we got to get this home ASAP

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So Jason Darulo drove home and got it out at my house. All right guys

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I just got this back to my setup you look at this

02:25:15.480 --> 02:25:20.600
Actually a fish inside. You know, there's a clown fish. Do you see that? Yeah, I can't we see it because it's so dirty

02:25:20.600 --> 02:25:24.120
But yeah, let me set up all this stuff. So yeah, I first add in the extra water

02:25:24.120 --> 02:25:28.040
I've taken out the transport bro cleaning the fish tank brah. I remember that shit

02:25:28.440 --> 02:25:34.520
You would have to like muddle through the rocks with this like fucking thing and like dude straight up like poop water

02:25:34.520 --> 02:25:36.240
would start coming out of it.

02:25:36.240 --> 02:25:37.720
It was fucking gross.

02:25:37.720 --> 02:25:39.760
Oh my God, owning a fish tank is,

02:25:39.760 --> 02:25:42.200
nevermind, I don't wanna own a fish tank.

02:25:42.200 --> 02:25:43.520
I remember how shitty it was.

02:25:43.520 --> 02:25:47.440
Then I put in the heater, a wave maker, a water filter,

02:25:47.440 --> 02:25:48.800
and of course, the lights.

02:25:48.800 --> 02:25:51.120
And then I let it sit for a couple hours to clear up.

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And oh my gosh, the whole tank came alive very quickly.

02:25:54.600 --> 02:25:56.360
You could see the clownfish swimming around

02:25:56.360 --> 02:25:58.280
next to the anemone, the little shrimp

02:25:58.280 --> 02:26:00.480
constantly moving around everywhere.

02:26:00.480 --> 02:26:02.680
There was even a literal sea urchin.

02:26:02.680 --> 02:26:05.560
I had no clue this was all going to be included in the tank.

02:26:05.560 --> 02:26:10.200
This place would look way crazier if that comes out of a rare glowing boros and stuff.

02:26:10.200 --> 02:26:11.960
So yeah, we definitely got to go buy some of those.

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So, I drove-

02:26:12.660 --> 02:26:15.240
See, like, that's the type of shit, bro.

02:26:15.240 --> 02:26:21.040
If I ever got a fish tank, I would just ball out and call the fucking uh, the-

02:26:21.040 --> 02:26:23.840
What are the dudes that make fish tanks?

02:26:23.840 --> 02:26:28.240
And they both kind of look like, uh, just like re-

02:26:28.240 --> 02:26:29.960
What was that called, tanked?

02:26:29.960 --> 02:26:34.160
Yeah, today we're going to be making every video, bruh, every video.

02:26:34.280 --> 02:26:38.200
Today we're going to be making a fucking fish tank for LeBron James.

02:26:38.960 --> 02:26:40.880
And today, this is what we're going to be doing.

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So I want to get some yellow skippers.

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I think they're a great fish that we're going to add.

02:26:45.440 --> 02:26:47.800
I, the whole time I'm just locked in on that.

02:26:48.480 --> 02:26:52.240
They had that one guy, he was like entirely unprofessional.

02:26:52.440 --> 02:26:54.080
He'd be like carving the fish tank.

02:26:54.080 --> 02:26:55.920
He's like shirtless, sweating.

02:26:56.200 --> 02:26:59.480
His, you can see his ass crack and he's just carving glass.

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I'm like, when are you gonna have it done?

02:27:02.440 --> 02:27:03.740
Well, I don't know.

02:27:03.740 --> 02:27:04.880
I don't, when do you need it?

02:27:04.880 --> 02:27:06.200
Tomorrow.

02:27:06.200 --> 02:27:07.320
I'll try.

02:27:07.320 --> 02:27:09.080
And then it just starts leaking.

02:27:09.080 --> 02:27:11.240
It's like every time they run into a problem,

02:27:11.240 --> 02:27:12.600
it's never easy.

02:27:12.600 --> 02:27:14.040
They never just make a fish tank.

02:27:14.040 --> 02:27:15.920
Every time it's like, oh fuck.

02:27:15.920 --> 02:27:19.520
Oh fuck, gallons of water are spewing out of the tank.

02:27:19.520 --> 02:27:20.880
Back out to the aquarium store

02:27:20.880 --> 02:27:22.680
where I'd bought those planes from earlier

02:27:22.680 --> 02:27:25.880
and found out they also had a massive coral section.

02:27:25.880 --> 02:27:29.080
Yo, this is sick how some of these corals glow.

02:27:29.080 --> 02:27:31.400
Look, that clownfish is checking that coral out.

02:27:31.400 --> 02:27:34.400
It also brought orange dollars for a single piece of coral.

02:27:34.400 --> 02:27:35.600
That's kinda crazy.

02:27:35.600 --> 02:27:37.840
If you didn't know, corals literally have thousands

02:27:37.840 --> 02:27:40.120
of tiny little animals called polyps

02:27:40.120 --> 02:27:41.280
that live inside of them.

02:27:41.280 --> 02:27:42.760
And in order to see them come out,

02:27:42.760 --> 02:27:45.440
I bought this big bag of coral and brought it home.

02:27:45.440 --> 02:27:48.000
Now, corals can be extremely delicate,

02:27:48.000 --> 02:27:48.840
so it's a good thing we are-

02:27:48.840 --> 02:27:53.080
Yo, is that expensive for fucking, for like live coral?

02:27:53.080 --> 02:27:54.080
Got this set of pink,

02:27:54.080 --> 02:27:55.920
otherwise our corals would probably die.

02:27:55.920 --> 02:27:57.080
But because this is set up,

02:27:57.080 --> 02:28:02.240
It's as simple as just dumping the water from the bags out and putting all the corals I bought inside.

02:28:02.240 --> 02:28:06.900
Then over the next hour, I slowly added water from our current tank into this temporary tray.

02:28:06.900 --> 02:28:09.860
Yeah, a lot of work, but it's definitely worth it because I still-

02:28:09.860 --> 02:28:12.100
Wow, you have to get something like acclimated?

02:28:12.100 --> 02:28:14.500
I didn't even think about that, bro. I would've just dropped them right in.

02:28:14.500 --> 02:28:17.780
I figured to add these corals around the tank in the place I thought would look best,

02:28:17.780 --> 02:28:20.900
and I left my camera recording so we could see them come alive.

02:28:20.900 --> 02:28:23.460
The first one I noticed movement from was this top one,

02:28:23.460 --> 02:28:28.260
that we could see the little tentacles of the polyp animals on here starting to come out.

02:28:28.260 --> 02:28:31.520
And this green one also started to liven up pretty fast as well.

02:28:31.520 --> 02:28:36.960
The polyps on these corals use all these little tentacle things to eat up food, which I'll show very soon.

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Yo, look at these corals! They're looking sick!

02:28:39.560 --> 02:28:41.260
The only ones that haven't popped out are-

02:28:41.260 --> 02:28:43.860
God, I feel so bad looking at sea urchins, man.

02:28:43.860 --> 02:28:46.060
I used to throw rocks at them, bro.

02:28:46.060 --> 02:28:49.560
I- I'm so serious when I was a kid, right? I didn't know they were alive.

02:28:49.560 --> 02:28:51.760
I thought they were just, like, fucking spikes in the ocean.

02:28:51.760 --> 02:28:53.760
I used to throw rocks at him

02:28:54.960 --> 02:28:59.200
It didn't do anything I threw I remember it dude. Yeah, no, I that's fucked up

02:28:59.200 --> 02:29:05.840
I know like I I did I was probably like eight years old and I remember I was like sea urchins hurt people

02:29:06.160 --> 02:29:09.180
Fuck sea urchins, and I would throw rocks at him

02:29:09.960 --> 02:29:13.800
Because they don't move like you don't see them move like they're just like in a rock

02:29:13.800 --> 02:29:15.400
Thanks to you at the bottom.

02:29:15.400 --> 02:29:16.600
No, I guess I'll just leave it to be.

02:29:16.600 --> 02:29:18.600
And in the meantime, let's feed this tank

02:29:18.600 --> 02:29:22.100
so we can figure out how alive everything in here actually is.

02:29:22.100 --> 02:29:24.800
The fish and tanks, like, they're invasive, are they, really?

02:29:24.800 --> 02:29:25.400
This a-

02:29:25.400 --> 02:29:26.900
Okay, never mind.

02:29:26.900 --> 02:29:28.200
Love stuff.

02:29:28.200 --> 02:29:29.600
Nah, I still do feel bad.

02:29:29.600 --> 02:29:31.900
Even if they're invasive, it's like, okay,

02:29:31.900 --> 02:29:33.500
if I shot it, that'd be different.

02:29:33.500 --> 02:29:35.100
I was just, like, chuckin' a rock at it.

02:29:35.100 --> 02:29:35.500
Oh.

02:29:35.500 --> 02:29:36.500
It didn't do anything, though.

02:29:36.500 --> 02:29:37.600
I remember I would hit it with a rock.

02:29:37.600 --> 02:29:39.700
I was like, are these things fucking immortal?

02:29:39.700 --> 02:29:44.020
Not immortal, but like fucking unscathable.

02:29:44.020 --> 02:29:45.180
Like I would hit it with a rock

02:29:45.180 --> 02:29:46.620
and it wouldn't even fracture.

02:29:46.620 --> 02:29:48.580
It would just eat it.

02:29:48.580 --> 02:29:50.100
And I didn't know it was alive,

02:29:50.100 --> 02:29:52.700
but I was like, these things are like rock solid.

02:29:52.700 --> 02:29:54.500
Like invincible is the right word.

02:29:54.500 --> 02:29:55.340
Rangestream.

02:29:55.340 --> 02:29:57.300
Basically you pop one of these frozen cubes

02:29:57.300 --> 02:29:59.140
in a cup of water and then I remember

02:29:59.140 --> 02:30:00.580
I talked to my grandfather about it

02:30:00.580 --> 02:30:02.140
and he was like, yeah, no, they're alive.

02:30:02.140 --> 02:30:04.740
Cause he stepped on one and he had to go to the hospital

02:30:04.740 --> 02:30:07.340
cause it was like poisonous or some shit.

02:30:07.340 --> 02:30:09.380
And he was like, I almost lost my foot.

02:30:09.380 --> 02:30:11.380
But it was one of those old people stories.

02:30:12.180 --> 02:30:13.380
Oh, so...

02:30:13.380 --> 02:30:14.980
They completely start to thot...

02:30:14.980 --> 02:30:17.180
That shit. You know when you're gonna get a big spiel?

02:30:17.180 --> 02:30:18.080
I out into...

02:30:18.080 --> 02:30:21.180
From an old guy, he's gonna, he's gonna yapp your ear off for like ten minutes?

02:30:21.180 --> 02:30:23.780
Tons of tiny shrimp that you could put into the tank.

02:30:23.780 --> 02:30:29.080
Instantly, you could see how all the fish in here, like this blue damsel fish, started to gulp up the food.

02:30:29.080 --> 02:30:33.780
The clownfish was also eating some of it while sticking near this anemone that had come with the tank when I bought it.

02:30:33.780 --> 02:30:36.180
If you don't know what an anemone is, well...

02:30:36.180 --> 02:30:36.780
Hold up.

02:30:39.380 --> 02:30:51.320
It's actually an animal, and they have thousands of microscopic needles on their tentacles to

02:30:51.320 --> 02:30:53.780
sting and stay safe from fish.

02:30:53.780 --> 02:30:57.120
And also, they're able to move around through tanks on their own somehow.

02:30:57.120 --> 02:31:01.760
But for some reason, clownfish evolved to be immune to the stinging, so they just constantly

02:31:01.760 --> 02:31:05.240
stay near nemonies, so no other animals will disturb them.

02:31:05.240 --> 02:31:08.520
But interestingly, there's also these coral shrimp in here that'll eat the brine shrimp.

02:31:08.520 --> 02:31:15.880
I thought it was like a symbiotic relationship or whatever like anemones and clownfish like work together in the wild in some way

02:31:16.040 --> 02:31:21.360
With their tiny little claws and there's other animals which you don't need to feed like these cool sea snails

02:31:21.360 --> 02:31:25.400
Which go along the glass eating algae and the sea urchins, which do the same

02:31:25.400 --> 02:31:29.440
I'm pretty cool. Finally, we can't forget to feed the corals with this stuff

02:31:29.440 --> 02:31:31.600
You know it's pretty cool to watch let me show you yeah

02:31:31.600 --> 02:31:35.760
You can kind of just use this thing as a spray bottle under the water to shoot food at the corals

02:31:35.760 --> 02:31:40.960
You can see how the little tentacles have the polyps react to the tasty food and close up a bit

02:31:40.960 --> 02:31:44.640
The green one was especially cool to watch along with this smaller green one

02:31:44.640 --> 02:31:51.800
We could really see the little tentacle arms grabbing the food and closing it up to consume it saying the ocean is actually so cool

02:31:51.800 --> 02:31:57.240
All right, I just got this set up in my kitchen and stuff like the anemone. My tank looks dirty as fuck though

02:31:58.480 --> 02:32:03.400
Like I need these snails and overdrive brothers like poop on the walls, man

02:32:03.400 --> 02:32:07.980
is still opening up but honestly for a thousand dollars it's so cool seeing all

02:32:07.980 --> 02:32:11.820
the different life in here I'm gonna rate this thing an eight out of ten but

02:32:11.820 --> 02:32:15.660
there's one type of aquatic pet that's a lot a lot cooler than everything I've

02:32:15.660 --> 02:32:19.260
showed so far it's time to show you guys what it's like to have a hundred

02:32:19.260 --> 02:32:24.260
thousand dollar fish tank literal pet shark yes sir now I could go buy now

02:32:24.260 --> 02:32:28.700
guys I could go buy a hundred thousand dollar fish tank or we're gonna show up

02:32:28.700 --> 02:32:33.020
to Jason Derulo's fish tank.

02:32:33.020 --> 02:32:35.700
I sent you a small baby shark species.

02:32:35.700 --> 02:32:37.500
What a fucking collab that would be.

02:32:37.500 --> 02:32:40.260
Online and build a small little tank,

02:32:40.260 --> 02:32:41.740
but that would be boring.

02:32:41.740 --> 02:32:45.580
I want to see a big fierce shark.

02:32:45.580 --> 02:32:48.380
So I hopped on a plane and flew across the country

02:32:48.380 --> 02:32:49.780
to this very fish tank.

02:32:49.780 --> 02:32:51.380
Damn it!

02:32:51.380 --> 02:32:54.780
Oh, dude, in my brain, there was like a 2% chance

02:32:54.780 --> 02:32:57.620
that he somehow got like a Jason Derulo collab.

02:32:57.620 --> 02:32:58.460
I'm so serious.

02:32:58.460 --> 02:33:00.840
Like, in my brain, I was like, there's a chance.

02:33:00.840 --> 02:33:02.420
There's a chance he flies out.

02:33:02.420 --> 02:33:04.800
Or called aquatics in exotics.

02:33:04.800 --> 02:33:06.580
When I walked inside, I was immediately

02:33:06.580 --> 02:33:08.380
greeted by some absolute-

02:33:08.380 --> 02:33:11.340
When I walked inside, I was immediately greeted by,

02:33:11.340 --> 02:33:13.860
none other than Jason Derulo.

02:33:13.860 --> 02:33:15.900
He was actively searching for another shark

02:33:15.900 --> 02:33:17.300
that he was gonna add to his tank.

02:33:17.300 --> 02:33:18.740
The insane tanks.

02:33:18.740 --> 02:33:21.260
This one had massive freshwater stingrays.

02:33:21.260 --> 02:33:24.060
This one had a super cool pig nose turtle.

02:33:24.060 --> 02:33:27.320
That thing, that's the first time I've ever seen that animal.

02:33:27.320 --> 02:33:28.420
What the fuck is that?

02:33:28.420 --> 02:33:33.220
that looks like a pig, but right here at the back of the store is where the insanely

02:33:33.220 --> 02:33:37.100
massive tank that is filled to the brim with sharks is located.

02:33:37.100 --> 02:33:39.860
Yo, these sharks are crazy!

02:33:39.860 --> 02:33:45.780
Yup, this tank has 17,000 gallons of water because it contains not only this nurse shark

02:33:45.780 --> 02:33:49.900
which like to spend most of their time chilling at the bottom of the tank, but also these

02:33:49.900 --> 02:33:55.420
two super fierce black-tipped reef sharks, which are known to be some of the most aggressive

02:33:55.420 --> 02:33:57.020
sharks in the world.

02:33:57.020 --> 02:34:01.900
the craziest thing is how you feed them when they're your pets. So I got introduced to a store

02:34:01.900 --> 02:34:06.860
employee named Sky so I could show you just that. You are kind of the one in charge of taking care

02:34:06.860 --> 02:34:11.500
of all these sharks right? Yep, two black tips and a new shark in here. Dang, that is so cool. I'm

02:34:11.500 --> 02:34:16.300
on the mission to kind of find the craziest pet you can keep. Would you say keeping sharks is kind

02:34:16.300 --> 02:34:20.060
of crazy? Like is that kind of cool? It's definitely one up there. Not many people can say they have

02:34:20.060 --> 02:34:26.380
real sharks in their house. I know somebody that can say that. Sure, but why do you have that

02:34:26.380 --> 02:34:29.580
I'm done. I'm done. I have a tank that is so massive for the shark.

02:34:29.580 --> 02:34:31.980
I know. There's somebody that has a shark in their house.

02:34:31.980 --> 02:34:34.380
Specifically for the black tips, they...

02:34:34.380 --> 02:34:35.980
Someone say a famous singer.

02:34:35.980 --> 02:34:41.420
A shark that in the wild requires to be in constant motion to get oxygen through their gills.

02:34:41.420 --> 02:34:47.260
Yep. The black tip reef sharks in specific literally need to constantly be moving in order to get water

02:34:47.260 --> 02:34:50.380
and therefore oxygen flowing through their gills.

02:34:50.380 --> 02:34:51.180
So are these black tips...

02:34:51.180 --> 02:34:53.740
So they're just swimming circles in the fucking tank all day?

02:34:53.740 --> 02:34:55.020
Sharks fully grown?

02:34:55.020 --> 02:34:56.900
No, they're so actually young males.

02:34:56.900 --> 02:34:59.140
Wow, so they're gonna get a lot bigger than this?

02:34:59.140 --> 02:35:00.500
Quite, uh, at least twice.

02:35:00.500 --> 02:35:01.340
Oh my gosh.

02:35:01.340 --> 02:35:02.460
Nah, these sharks...

02:35:02.460 --> 02:35:05.140
If somebody from PETA comes in and breaks the glass, be free!

02:35:05.140 --> 02:35:06.900
They're still gonna get twice as big.

02:35:06.900 --> 02:35:07.460
Be free!

02:35:07.460 --> 02:35:09.700
I can even imagine what they're gonna eat when they get bigger.

02:35:09.700 --> 02:35:12.340
So I'd say I wanna see these guys eat.

02:35:12.340 --> 02:35:13.740
Can we feed these guys some food?

02:35:13.740 --> 02:35:15.300
Yeah, absolutely. You wanna see what I'm feeding them to?

02:35:15.300 --> 02:35:16.340
Yes, let's do that.

02:35:16.340 --> 02:35:16.820
We go grab it.

02:35:16.820 --> 02:35:19.420
So, Skye brought out an absolute buffet.

02:35:19.420 --> 02:35:21.740
Alright, so what are we gonna be feeding these sharks today?

02:35:21.740 --> 02:35:23.580
So that is the light feeding.

02:35:23.580 --> 02:35:25.380
That's about two pounds of shrimp right there.

02:35:25.380 --> 02:35:26.660
This is a light feeding.

02:35:26.660 --> 02:35:29.820
This is like, I couldn't even eat this all if I wanted to.

02:35:29.820 --> 02:35:31.160
Let's just get this in the tank.

02:35:31.160 --> 02:35:32.100
I could eat that.

02:35:32.100 --> 02:35:33.260
Absolutely. Ready?

02:35:33.260 --> 02:35:34.100
Yes.

02:35:34.100 --> 02:35:34.940
I eat this.

02:35:34.940 --> 02:35:35.780
All right, let's settle down.

02:35:35.780 --> 02:35:37.100
That's not that much food.

02:35:37.100 --> 02:35:39.260
I went on my GoPro and gave it to Sky

02:35:39.260 --> 02:35:41.860
as she went behind the scenes to feed the sharks

02:35:41.860 --> 02:35:42.900
all these shrimp.

02:35:42.900 --> 02:35:45.300
You can see how she started by splashing her hand

02:35:45.300 --> 02:35:47.940
in the water to alert the sharks that it was feeding time.

02:35:47.940 --> 02:35:50.780
And then she started to stick my GoPro under the water,

02:35:50.780 --> 02:35:57.140
Which surprisingly the aggressive black clip sharks instantly found interesting as they kept women straight up to it

02:35:57.140 --> 02:36:00.640
Almost like they wanted to swallow it. Yo, they're trying to eat my gopro

02:36:00.640 --> 02:36:04.380
Eventually it was feeding time so sky stirred up the toss massive

02:36:04.540 --> 02:36:09.420
Infills of the shrimp into the tank, which if you can guess the sharks instantly picked up the scent

02:36:09.420 --> 02:36:15.520
And they absolutely started to annihilate the shrimp. Yo, this guy's about to go that shrimp up

02:36:15.520 --> 02:36:18.060
Oh my gosh, yo look at all these shrimp in front of me

02:36:18.060 --> 02:36:20.260
Oh, these sharks are going crazy for them.

02:36:20.260 --> 02:36:23.980
But it wasn't only cool to see how the Blacktips move around to eat the shrimp,

02:36:23.980 --> 02:36:28.860
because Skye also showed the GoPro how she trained the nurse shark to come to the surface

02:36:28.860 --> 02:36:32.660
so she could drop pieces of shrimp in so that guy could eat as well.

02:36:32.660 --> 02:36:34.740
Dang, that is so cool to watch.

02:36:34.740 --> 02:36:37.940
Well Skye, that was probably the coolest feeding of an aquatic.

02:36:37.940 --> 02:36:40.460
Oh, what about this stalker in the corner?

02:36:42.940 --> 02:36:46.100
He's just like being left out of the conversation, bro.

02:36:46.100 --> 02:36:50.740
Nobody's talking about him. He's watching but he wants attention too. We ain't gonna give him screen time

02:36:50.740 --> 02:36:52.740
Are we calling us up three?

02:36:52.780 --> 02:36:59.440
What the fuck? He's just a sad ass big-ass grouper, bro. The coolest feeding of an aquatic that I've ever seen

02:36:59.440 --> 02:37:04.980
This is honestly one of the coolest pets I've ever seen. Thank you. Yep. Seriously. Thank you so much to aquatics and xotics for

02:37:04.980 --> 02:37:08.680
Showing me these sharks. They're an awesome fish store located in Cincinnati, Ohio

02:37:08.680 --> 02:37:12.900
Go check them out if you're in the area and of course. Yeah, if I ever need a shark, I'll pull up

02:37:12.900 --> 02:37:18.000
guys don't forget about the merch we that is that is a top three breed of

02:37:18.000 --> 02:37:22.980
dog this isn't a border collie what is this oh my god what is this called what

02:37:22.980 --> 02:37:27.460
is this breed of dog called that is the cutest dog ever holy shit not as cute as

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Daisy but close second on Australian shepherd yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just

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Drop the art first and new

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Cute dude. Oh my god. Oh

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My god, yo, I I

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Need to kiss dogs noses

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I don't know if that's relatable, but like I would if I was petting this dog

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I would kiss its nose right there drop the art not even a boot bro. Oh my god first and new

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a shirt design in a long time and I'm being serious this one's bi-farmer that's not even

02:38:05.520 --> 02:38:09.680
a boop bro yeah yeah I'll boop the nose too but I'm saying you kiss the nose not

02:38:09.680 --> 02:38:13.440
what not like on the middle part of their nose is wet and gross I'm saying like

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right on the tip of their where their snout meets their nose or first a new

02:38:18.240 --> 02:38:22.240
shirt design in a long time and I'm being serious this one's bi-farmer it's like

02:38:22.240 --> 02:38:26.360
cuteness aggression favorite it just oh my god yeah I'm like thinking about it

02:38:26.360 --> 02:38:30.720
right now that's like it's like big of the antsy has so many cool animals I'm

02:38:30.720 --> 02:38:37.320
in a tiger and a black widow I said that the uh yeah yeah thanks for watching

02:38:37.320 --> 02:38:40.440
shows me a lot and hopefully learn something about animals why are we

02:38:40.440 --> 02:38:43.280
throwing question marks by your tiny a cuteness aggression towards cute ass

02:38:43.280 --> 02:38:46.640
dogs I'm not saying aggression to the point where I'm not gonna like hurt

02:38:46.640 --> 02:38:54.800
them I gotta restrain myself yeah my dog squeeze them oh you little puppies

02:38:54.800 --> 02:39:05.120
I'm not watching your video again for Scalante. It was great the first time man. Fuck

02:39:08.000 --> 02:39:10.280
All right, I got a piss that we're gonna hop into the next one

02:39:10.940 --> 02:39:12.560
He thinking of the three

02:39:12.560 --> 02:39:15.760
It's chase hit big and make thing of the sub it's for the sub

02:39:16.240 --> 02:39:21.420
I'm trans middle female. I want people to access HRT for a couple years at the least in the environment

02:39:21.420 --> 02:39:24.660
I'm in as the same to come out fully. Do you think there is a point?

02:39:24.660 --> 02:39:29.360
I should come out to my parents or close friends who I know would support if so how you think I would approach that I

02:39:29.900 --> 02:39:37.260
Have really no great advice there. I'm sorry you're dealing with that, but I have literally no idea

02:39:37.260 --> 02:39:41.100
I don't want to like give you bad advice. You know what I mean?

02:39:41.500 --> 02:39:44.100
Like I think your close friends and your family would like

02:39:44.700 --> 02:39:49.660
Support you in that but I mean like I don't know how to go about that. I feel like it would be

02:39:49.660 --> 02:39:52.740
easier or better to get advice from somebody

02:39:52.740 --> 02:39:54.340
that's like in your situation.

02:39:54.340 --> 02:39:56.140
You know what I mean?

02:39:56.140 --> 02:39:57.660
But I'm sorry you're dealing with that.

02:39:57.660 --> 02:39:58.820
Usun, Alex, they give this up.

02:39:58.820 --> 02:40:00.940
Haley, Ghost, Buss, Axe, the sub Jose,

02:40:00.940 --> 02:40:02.220
think of it a thre.

02:40:02.220 --> 02:40:03.380
Also this fish tank broke up,

02:40:03.380 --> 02:40:05.540
they have Savvy, think of it a thre.

02:40:05.540 --> 02:40:06.700
Can you say something for the people

02:40:06.700 --> 02:40:08.260
with a court addiction that are struggling

02:40:08.260 --> 02:40:09.500
and might wanna quit?

02:40:09.500 --> 02:40:12.180
Oh my Jesus Christ, why is this like every day?

02:40:12.180 --> 02:40:17.180
Bro, I don't know if this is a meme or something.

02:40:18.180 --> 02:40:19.580
I feel like every day I'm getting,

02:40:19.580 --> 02:40:24.580
Like I'm not like joking about like people that have like corn addictions, but it's just like what do I say like I don't know

02:40:25.540 --> 02:40:27.300
Like what do I say to that?

02:40:27.300 --> 02:40:32.140
You know what I mean like how I don't know advice or what I would say to like people that are dealing with like corn addictions

02:40:32.140 --> 02:40:36.260
Well, King take it in the three. I've a missile on my door with a picture of you

02:40:38.260 --> 02:40:42.020
BC and parallel they give the sub and the sub Tony for the thousand ease. Ah

02:40:43.700 --> 02:40:46.100
I don't know either way. I'm getting my ass kicked

02:40:46.100 --> 02:40:47.840
GM and you, think of it as a sub-sure.

02:40:47.840 --> 02:40:50.040
And so I think of it as a sub-pot, think of it as a thre.

02:40:50.040 --> 02:40:51.200
Flying for the scroll reconnected.

02:40:51.200 --> 02:40:52.120
How do I start conversations?

02:40:52.120 --> 02:40:54.880
Give hints without it being obvious?

02:40:54.880 --> 02:40:55.600
I don't know, man.

02:40:55.600 --> 02:40:57.120
You got to talk to her.

02:40:57.120 --> 02:40:58.240
Kind of open up a little bit.

02:40:58.240 --> 02:40:59.840
But how will you give hints?

02:40:59.840 --> 02:41:01.720
I don't know you or her.

02:41:01.720 --> 02:41:03.480
So I can't really help you there, man.

02:41:03.480 --> 02:41:04.800
RTE, think of it as a thre.

02:41:04.800 --> 02:41:06.160
Uber and Ba, think of it as a Vito.

02:41:06.160 --> 02:41:08.240
We, Bennett, Phenom, Frosty, and Cruz,

02:41:08.240 --> 02:41:09.880
think of it as a sub-miss or an escape of the sub.

02:41:09.880 --> 02:41:11.400
Check coming out in 30 seconds.

02:41:11.400 --> 02:41:12.760
Maybe a minute, actually.

02:41:12.760 --> 02:41:13.280
Hold on.

02:41:16.100 --> 02:41:19.100
I don't even know what their song is. If it's good, it's good.

02:42:46.100 --> 02:42:56.100
What's the song ass?

02:42:56.100 --> 02:43:01.300
Merc fruit escape Mr. Spot and truck thank you for the sub Ethan thank you for the three

02:43:01.300 --> 02:43:06.740
when you and Brooke get married can I go to your wedding absolutely not holy parasocial

02:43:06.740 --> 02:43:09.620
mobile thank you for the three please watch family friendly again send it to the video

02:43:09.620 --> 02:43:13.820
such shop give such tab if you have any videos of a lot of skins you're out to play it's hit

02:43:13.820 --> 02:43:16.940
They give it the sub big and smiggly. They give it sub not and stuff. They give it some chat

02:43:18.020 --> 02:43:25.320
We're going to do two more reacts right now tomorrow. I'm not live Tuesday. We're doing sorrows and the behind-the-wheel driving sim

02:43:25.660 --> 02:43:27.660
on Forza horizon six Wednesday

02:43:28.460 --> 02:43:33.820
We're finishing subnautica Thursday. We're probably starting double-oh seven maybe doing a bro v. Bro or some other shit

02:43:35.020 --> 02:43:39.880
Next Friday react or next Friday reacts and then Saturday the 30th through June 2nd

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So for four days, I'm off posting on YouTube.

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I'm gone.

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When we're back, we're running out stream reaction games.

02:43:45.960 --> 02:43:47.600
Continuing 007 if we fuck with it.

02:43:47.600 --> 02:43:48.720
Charity stream for shadow proof,

02:43:48.720 --> 02:43:50.600
matching chats, don't know it's up to 10K,

02:43:50.600 --> 02:43:52.960
fighting drug addiction June 5th.

02:43:52.960 --> 02:43:55.200
Then we have the YuGi collab coming up,

02:43:55.200 --> 02:43:56.820
fucking Kildozer collab,

02:43:56.820 --> 02:43:58.760
2v2 bro v bro one day,

02:43:59.640 --> 02:44:01.480
fucking new fears of fathom drops,

02:44:01.480 --> 02:44:04.040
a lot of gaining, fucking, gross shot review.

02:44:04.040 --> 02:44:06.400
We got a lot of stuff upcoming.

02:44:06.400 --> 02:44:08.200
But yeah, all right, let's walk in.

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Ugh, Astro Wyatt and Muffin, thank you for the sub not, and staff for the sub. Chat.

02:44:15.580 --> 02:44:17.180
Lock in. Next video.

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The entire history of drugs in 23 minutes.

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You're a human, and like every human before you, you want to feel different than you currently feel.

02:44:25.380 --> 02:44:27.780
Maybe you'll be happier, maybe calmer.

02:44:27.780 --> 02:44:32.080
Maybe like you're melting into the cosmic fabric of existence while a tree tells you its secrets.

02:44:32.080 --> 02:44:35.280
That desire is ancient, and it basically invented drugs.

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This is the entire history of drugs from cavemen eating weird mushrooms to your cousin selling Adderall in a Wendy's parking lot

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prehistory

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Cousin selling Adderall in a Wendy's parking lot. Is that considered drug dealing if you're selling Adderall?

02:44:49.080 --> 02:44:51.840
I don't like when I think of a drug dealer

02:44:51.840 --> 02:44:56.940
I don't think of a guy selling like Adderall or weed when I think of a drug dealer. Okay. Yes, it's a drug

02:44:56.940 --> 02:45:03.980
You're selling a drug well in your brain when when somebody says the term drug dealer. I'm thinking heroin

02:45:05.280 --> 02:45:11.000
I'm thinking a sketchy guy in a hoodie on the side of a fucking alleyway

02:45:11.360 --> 02:45:17.480
With like just dime bags of crack like that yeah, like stuff like that

02:45:17.480 --> 02:45:23.640
Well, I don't know it's math history when we've had all it's not math. It's probably like a similar first got high

02:45:23.800 --> 02:45:28.640
Let's start 10,000 years. I don't know it's not math to go humans close

02:45:30.280 --> 02:45:33.720
Bro, no, it's not is at all math

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Now, they're both central nervous stimulants that treat ADHD and narcolepsy, but yeah,

02:45:43.720 --> 02:45:48.160
it's not math.

02:45:48.160 --> 02:45:49.160
It's an amphetamine.

02:45:49.160 --> 02:45:54.060
The twins are still figuring out farming, but somehow they've already discovered psychedelic

02:45:54.060 --> 02:45:55.060
mushrooms.

02:45:55.060 --> 02:45:58.600
They're both amphetamines, okay, but it's not methamphetamine.

02:45:58.600 --> 02:45:59.960
Archaeologists found cave paintings.

02:45:59.960 --> 02:46:09.960
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Chat, it's not math. It's okay, it's similar, sure.

02:46:09.960 --> 02:46:11.960
I'll give it to you.

02:46:11.960 --> 02:46:14.960
Carrying out farming, but somehow they've already discovered psychedelic mushrooms.

02:46:14.960 --> 02:46:20.960
Archaeologists found cave paintings in Algeria showing people holding mushrooms with little wavy lines coming off them.

02:46:20.960 --> 02:46:22.960
Yeah, we watched a video about this exact thing.

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That's ancient, for I'm tripping right now.

02:46:24.960 --> 02:46:27.680
Early drug use was mostly spiritual.

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Shaumans would eat plants, see visions, and tell everyone what the gods wanted.

02:46:31.680 --> 02:46:35.520
Sometimes the gods wanted rain, sometimes the gods wanted to sacrifice,

02:46:35.520 --> 02:46:38.560
sometimes the gods wanted everyone to dance for six hours straight.

02:46:38.560 --> 02:46:39.760
Depends on the mushroom.

02:46:39.760 --> 02:46:42.960
Meanwhile, in Mesopotamia, around 3400 BC...

02:46:42.960 --> 02:46:46.560
Oh my god, you think they're- wait, they were actually like basing what they were doing

02:46:46.560 --> 02:46:49.520
off of how they were feeling spiritually off the trip?

02:46:49.520 --> 02:46:52.480
I feel like that could go either really good or really fucking bad.

02:46:52.480 --> 02:47:00.220
Oh my god, like you're putting the power of like a sacrifice in the hands of somebody that's actively on fucking hallucinogens

02:47:00.540 --> 02:47:06.420
People discovered opium poppies. They called it who will gill which translates to joy plant. That's a door

02:47:06.420 --> 02:47:11.840
I don't think this is AI chat. This looks like hand drawn like these don't look like this doesn't look like AI

02:47:12.500 --> 02:47:18.180
That's also the plant that would eventually create heroin fentanyl and the entire opioid crisis, but we'll get there

02:47:18.620 --> 02:47:21.900
Over in South America people were chewing. Yeah, that looks like AI

02:47:22.480 --> 02:47:29.480
All right, we'll move on to a different video.

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Fueling thing of the three.

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In an apocalypse, you have experienced everybody around you die.

02:47:37.640 --> 02:47:40.440
You are alone and wandering with you and yourself or keep going even though there's no chance

02:47:40.440 --> 02:47:41.440
for change.

02:47:41.440 --> 02:47:42.520
Muffin for the sub.

02:47:42.520 --> 02:47:45.280
I don't know.

02:47:45.280 --> 02:47:48.840
I'd probably ride it out, especially if there's other animals.

02:47:48.840 --> 02:47:55.240
sort of company dude if I could have like a dog probably ride it out think about it for a while

02:47:55.240 --> 02:48:01.320
nothing to risk for the sub all right we'll replace it we'll add a different video a lot of different

02:48:01.320 --> 02:48:16.280
video I'm not gonna just full cut I tried tourist trap restaurants different barbecue place those

02:48:16.280 --> 02:48:17.280
Those were delicious.

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Thoughts?

02:48:26.880 --> 02:48:27.720
No.

02:48:28.600 --> 02:48:30.440
You don't like Dylan, bro?

02:48:30.440 --> 02:48:31.280
Hold up.

02:48:32.120 --> 02:48:33.480
Bro, this is my watch later.

02:48:33.480 --> 02:48:36.120
I have to come through this and remove shit all the time.

02:48:36.120 --> 02:48:38.440
This is all stuff that you guys send,

02:48:38.440 --> 02:48:40.360
like video, such that game, such that.

02:48:40.360 --> 02:48:42.440
If I like think that it's somewhat watchable,

02:48:42.440 --> 02:48:43.520
I usually add it here,

02:48:43.520 --> 02:48:45.520
and then a lot of them don't get watched.

02:48:46.280 --> 02:48:51.040
It's like a very small percentage of videos.

02:48:51.040 --> 02:48:55.640
I would kind of watch this poisoning a mega city one industries slowly killing 40 million

02:48:55.640 --> 02:48:56.640
people.

02:48:56.640 --> 02:49:00.760
I'm not watching a family friendly video, bro.

02:49:00.760 --> 02:49:06.160
17 normal jobs people actually like.

02:49:06.160 --> 02:49:10.040
Fern has a new video.

02:49:10.040 --> 02:49:15.880
Oh, the hunt for America's weirdo serial killer.

02:49:15.880 --> 02:49:20.840
the insane story of Serbia's human slaughterhouse. That sounds better.

02:49:24.120 --> 02:49:28.280
I would rather watch this one than this one. This is just about the Zodiac killer, bro.

02:49:28.280 --> 02:49:33.240
I feel like I've seen a million things about the Zodiac killer. Let's watch the insane story of

02:49:33.240 --> 02:49:41.480
Serbia's human slaughterhouse. Wow. The video contains flashing images.

02:49:41.480 --> 02:49:47.880
From the outside, this house in Serbia looks like a regular apartment building, the kind

02:49:47.880 --> 02:49:50.240
you'd walk past without giving it a second glance.

02:49:50.240 --> 02:49:55.000
But if you step into the garage and slip through this tiny hidden hatch leading down into the

02:49:55.000 --> 02:49:59.600
basement, suddenly you're standing in an eerie white room.

02:49:59.600 --> 02:50:04.120
Well, white except for these small stains on the walls.

02:50:04.120 --> 02:50:09.360
The floor is covered with dark tiles and at the back of the room stands a large machine.

02:50:09.360 --> 02:50:10.360
This room is used by the-

02:50:10.360 --> 02:50:14.120
Oh my god, is it like a fucking meat grinder for humans?

02:50:14.120 --> 02:50:15.360
I've never heard of this.

02:50:15.360 --> 02:50:16.360
Vulcan mafia.

02:50:16.360 --> 02:50:20.760
They kidnap their enemies and bring them here, allegedly torturing and killing them.

02:50:20.760 --> 02:50:25.400
But bodies are evidence, so they make sure there isn't any, reportedly with the help

02:50:25.400 --> 02:50:27.080
of an industrial meat grinder.

02:50:27.080 --> 02:50:34.440
Oh my god, they would fucking grind full human bodies and then dispose of them.

02:50:34.440 --> 02:50:38.040
If there's no body, they'll never be possible to prosecute us.

02:50:38.040 --> 02:50:42.940
This is the story of one of Europe's most notorious crime networks and their human slaughterhouse.

02:50:42.940 --> 02:50:49.380
Irreligidized to Serbia's elites and an ingenious takedown by relentless investigators.

02:50:49.380 --> 02:50:50.380
Wow.

02:50:50.380 --> 02:51:00.540
When did they get caught though?

02:51:00.540 --> 02:51:04.540
Because that seemed like a real, maybe that might be an interview for this specific video.

02:51:04.540 --> 02:51:07.540
Because that clip they showed to that guy looked like brand new.

02:51:16.540 --> 02:51:22.540
I don't know, bro. I'm gonna have to take that, like, people be, like, shitting on fern because they sold to, like, private equity,

02:51:22.540 --> 02:51:27.540
but I feel like their videos are actually just better. Like, I think people hold a disdain.

02:51:27.540 --> 02:51:30.540
You have to have, like, a nuanced look on, like, private equity.

02:51:30.540 --> 02:51:36.100
Like people people sit here and go oh dude the quality's gone down. I'm like, I feel like they haven't

02:51:36.100 --> 02:51:42.100
I think you just got used to the firm quality of video like when firm originally like popped up

02:51:42.100 --> 02:51:46.020
They were like new into the space and now there's a bunch of people that do the same shit

02:51:46.020 --> 02:51:50.660
They do so it like seems worse in comparison, but I think the videos they're making are awesome still

02:51:51.220 --> 02:51:55.660
Like they're not using AI. Yeah, they're not using AI

02:51:55.660 --> 02:52:00.720
They have real editing and full work teams that do these videos like this is like more cinematic

02:52:08.540 --> 02:52:15.960
Trigger warning this video contains graphic descriptions of violence as well as references to disturbing material viewer discretion is advised

02:52:16.780 --> 02:52:22.180
Much of what we know about this case stems from an indictment by the prosecutor's office for organized crime in Serbia

02:52:22.180 --> 02:52:31.980
I feel like there's got to be a better way to dispose of a body than just throwing it in a fucking meat grinder and then like packing it up.

02:52:31.980 --> 02:52:44.780
Oh my god. That seems like the fucking worst way to disp- not worst way, but like, yeah maybe like a bad- if you have the capability to get a fucking meat grinder that you're putting full humans in,

02:52:44.780 --> 02:52:49.780
I feel like you could fucking get like vats of acid, or like burn them.

02:52:49.780 --> 02:52:54.780
Like, there has to be, yeah, get like a pizza oven, and fucking burn the body.

02:52:54.780 --> 02:53:00.780
As well as reporting by the organized crime and corruption reporting project, and the Serbian investigation portal, Kreek.

02:53:00.780 --> 02:53:05.780
Their work has been crucial in uncovering this story. You can find links in the description.

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Chances are you'd struggle to find Serbia on a map. It's a landlocked-

02:53:11.780 --> 02:53:18.300
landlocked buddy I play Geo guesser I think I'd find Serbia just just fine

02:53:18.300 --> 02:53:23.860
don't you worry about I know her Serbia country south of Hungary next to

02:53:23.860 --> 02:53:28.820
Romania yeah roughly 6.5 million people live here politically it's run by the

02:53:28.820 --> 02:53:34.020
right-wing SNS party cold too by the way cold too you know I'm not just trying to

02:53:34.020 --> 02:53:39.340
flex or anything go to you know Alex I know Serbia

02:53:39.340 --> 02:53:42.340
Mr. Vucic has been president since 2017.

02:53:42.340 --> 02:53:46.340
On the streets of Serbia, the Balkan Mafia has a strong presence.

02:53:46.340 --> 02:53:48.340
Few clans play a major role.

02:53:48.340 --> 02:53:50.340
The Kavac and the Škaliadi.

02:53:50.340 --> 02:53:52.340
Their story begins in a neighboring country.

02:53:52.340 --> 02:53:56.340
Kvartar is one of the most beautiful towns in Montenegro.

02:53:56.340 --> 02:53:58.340
This is Stevan Dojčinović.

02:53:58.340 --> 02:54:02.340
He's the editor-in-chief of the Serbian investigative portal Krik.

02:54:02.340 --> 02:54:04.340
The heavily-hugged old town.

02:54:04.340 --> 02:54:07.340
Wow, this is a fucking beautiful area.

02:54:07.340 --> 02:54:14.140
which is really nice and it's a proper tourist area and there's a lot of

02:54:14.140 --> 02:54:19.760
basically sailors that actually coming from this town. In the 2000s a single

02:54:19.760 --> 02:54:23.660
criminal group called the Kotor Clan operated here. It was under the rule of

02:54:23.660 --> 02:54:28.460
drug lord Darko Shadich. For more than a decade he controlled a significant share

02:54:28.460 --> 02:54:33.500
of the cocaine trade into Europe until he was arrested in 2014 and after a

02:54:33.500 --> 02:54:39.280
cocaine deal went wrong in Spain, the group split into two clans, the Kavac and the Škaliari,

02:54:39.280 --> 02:54:44.280
named after two villages in the region. These two clans don't just operate in Montenegro.

02:54:44.280 --> 02:54:47.680
They're active across the Balkans and traffic drugs all over Europe.

02:54:47.680 --> 02:54:51.680
But basically the role of Balkan organized crime group is to transport big amounts of

02:54:51.680 --> 02:54:54.840
drugs from South America to Europe, and then usually they sell these drugs to European

02:54:54.840 --> 02:54:57.440
gangs. They will not deal with distribution.

02:54:57.440 --> 02:54:58.440
The Kavac and the Škaliari...

02:54:58.440 --> 02:55:02.160
Wait, they don't deal with distribution. So the majority of the drugs that are being

02:55:02.160 --> 02:55:08.160
sold in the entire world or being grown in South America, but then they're heavily distributed

02:55:08.160 --> 02:55:15.680
by these European gangs. But that's weird because I feel like in the US, it's like a similar thing,

02:55:16.480 --> 02:55:23.760
but like, what are the big gangs in like out? I know people are going to be like, oh, Crips Bloods,

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but like, who's like fronting and selling most of the drugs in the US? I feel like the cartel

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has some sort of hold in the US in distribution

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because Mexico borders the US directly.

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So it functions a lot different than them having to,

02:55:41.880 --> 02:55:45.400
you know, basically fly or boat drugs all the way to fuck

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across a different continent

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and then, you know, distribute it there.

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And then the Amish mafia.

02:55:53.160 --> 02:55:54.000
They will not do it.

02:55:54.000 --> 02:55:55.480
Yeah, I was gonna say, I feel like it's more Mexican.

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It's CIA.

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Well, CIA did do that shit.

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But, yeah, I think it's like Mexican gangs

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and then American gangs, but I don't think they're as,

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I think like, Mexico has a lot bigger of a hold

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in the U.S. than they do in Europe.

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And ganks, they will not deal with distribution.

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The Kavach and the Shkoliari are locked

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in a violent conflict.

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This basically means they're hunting each other down.

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I cannot even count them all,

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but it was definitely more than 100 murders

02:56:25.440 --> 02:56:28.080
were connected in this war of these two gangs,

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more than 100, definitely.

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And then in different countries,

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they found groups to join one another side,

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like in Bosnia, some of the Bosnian criminal groups

02:56:36.960 --> 02:56:41.200
joined more like Schaljali, others joined Karachuk gang.

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As a result, the conflict between the Montenegrin clans

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is spilled over into neighboring countries,

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Croatia, Bosnia, Slovenia, and Serbia.

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In Serbia, they were looking for local Serbian allies

02:56:53.120 --> 02:56:57.960
that they found and is one of the most important allies in Serbia

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was this criminal group around Belik.

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As you may have noticed, we've added this disclaimer to our videos.

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With generative AI on the rise, we want you to know there's a real team building these anime.

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Turn five to games. Hooligan set the tone.

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Loud, aggressive and powerful.

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One of them is Veliko Belivouk.

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I got to rewind because I had one too long.

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In Belgrade stadiums, hooligans set the tone.

02:57:30.800 --> 02:57:33.800
Loud, aggressive and powerful.

02:57:33.800 --> 02:57:35.800
One of them is Veliko Belivouk.

02:57:35.800 --> 02:57:39.800
In 2016, he's a member of a hooligan group called Yanichari.

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They were a football hooligan group who suddenly appeared out of the blue

02:57:43.800 --> 02:57:46.800
and became very important on the stage.

02:57:46.800 --> 02:57:50.800
That guy's a fucking brick wall. You see this, man?

02:57:50.800 --> 02:57:57.120
Hooligan group who suddenly appear out of the blue and look at this fucking guy like short and stocky

02:57:57.120 --> 02:58:02.880
But this dude's got like fucking cannonball fists and become very holy shit very

02:58:03.600 --> 02:58:10.080
Important on the stadium of football club partisan. That's like a dude you stare at and you're like that guy knows how to fight

02:58:10.800 --> 02:58:12.720
But you don't want to pick a fight with that guy

02:58:12.720 --> 02:58:15.720
He could be like half a foot shorter than me and I'm like this dude

02:58:15.720 --> 02:58:20.760
You see somebody like cauliflower ear in that build. I'm like, yeah, this guy could probably kill somebody in 10 seconds

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Let me not.

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CCTV footage shows Belivuk and others beating the bodyguard of the director of FC Partizan.

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Wait, what?

02:58:31.800 --> 02:58:39.800
Football club to the blue and become very important on the stadium of football club Partizan.

02:58:39.800 --> 02:58:45.800
CCTV footage shows Belivuk and others beating the bodyguard of the director of FC Partizan.

02:58:50.800 --> 02:58:57.000
After Yanni Chadi's leader is murdered, Belliflup takes over.

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According to the New York Times, he renames the group Principi, because he acts on principle.

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But what is a hooligan group?

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What does that mean?

02:59:07.320 --> 02:59:11.200
Like they're like...are they a gang?

02:59:11.200 --> 02:59:14.640
He's the leader of a football hooligan group.

02:59:14.640 --> 02:59:15.640
What is that?

02:59:15.640 --> 02:59:17.840
But the name also carries in a...

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Like a fan?

02:59:18.840 --> 02:59:20.840
of all like

02:59:21.480 --> 02:59:23.280
Avriloprincy a

02:59:23.280 --> 02:59:29.060
Nationalist who's assassination of arch. They're like bugs Duke Franz Ferdinand of Austria set off World War one

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That's just a gang now

02:59:30.840 --> 02:59:34.520
Well as to assassination, but the name also carries an association with god

02:59:34.520 --> 02:59:40.280
Relo prinsie a nationalist who's assassination of arch Duke Franz Ferdinand of Austria set off World War one

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Over time Billy loop transforms. He's no longer just a leader of hooligans

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He became one of the top allies of Kavac Gang.

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Fensipi begins to operate as a major outpost for the Kavac.

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In 2020, the war between the Kavac and the Shkoliadi is still raging.

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Pelivuk and his group played their part in the war on Serbian soil.

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And they come up with an idea.

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One that takes the violence to a whole new level.

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They start looking for a place to kill and destroy the evidence.

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They found a house which was very close to the river on the outskirts of the Belgrade.

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This building will become their slaughterhouse.

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Inside, they said...

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Oh my god, they would just dump like...

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Like, they would dump meat of meat, like minced human meat into the river.

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A torture chamber.

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This is where they'll bring their victims.

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Yeah, throwing some only.

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Uh, Toggle, Vivid, JJ, and Noss, they give it to some Tobi, to some Mr, they give it to Thray.

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Uh, I have so many videos talking about streaming tips right now, man.

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I'm sorry, I'm not going to go on a rant about that.

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Shock, I'm thinking of the three.

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W made, human-made content.

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Rose Brown, thinking of the three.

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Jordan, thinking of the three.

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You have experience, everybody already read that.

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I'm often thinking of the sub.

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Mostly members of rival gangs.

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So it's really perfectly hidden.

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Inside of the house is like normal house.

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But if you manage to open this wall,

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then you have a small corridor.

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And then what awaits you under the stairs

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will be like a big room, which will be usually wrapped

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into the plastic, prepared for the murder

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and with one chair, that's all.

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For me, the more scary part than this was actually how they were like bringing victims.

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Most of these people actually lured inside of the house.

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Oh, so they didn't know they were gonna die.

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Like they were convinced to just show up and then they were tortured.

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The victims is a man we'll call Luca Maric, not his real name.

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He's a leader of a rival partisan hooligan group and an important associate

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of a man called Philip Courage.

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Now, Philip Courage is an important organized crime figure from Serbia

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who sided with Skade again.

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That means Luka has ties to the enemy.

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In August 2020, his wife is making dinner and feeding their two babies.

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Luka heads out to buy guns.

03:01:45.720 --> 03:01:50.720
He was afraid for his life then, so he kind of felt something could happen.

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He wanted to buy new guns, most likely in order to better protect himself.

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According to the indictment, he meets a friendly trust on a dirt road beside an empty field.

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Luka doesn't know it yet, but his friend has betrayed him.

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The meeting is a trap.

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Bellyvook and his gang are waiting for him.

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There was a plan, they would be to find the person

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which is very close to you,

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which then they will make to shift the sides

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and start working with them.

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And then they will use somebody you trust

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to actually lure you.

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So this happened in this case.

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They jump him, tie him up.

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Damn, that's fucked, though, dude.

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Get your friend killed like that.

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And take him to the slaughterhouse.

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Then they drag him inside, force him to unlock his phone

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and go through his contacts.

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The first moment he understood the basic claim, he's done.

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According to the indictment, Bellyvook and his gang began to torture him.

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Afterwards, they behead Luca with an axe.

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Bills his-

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Wow, so they weren't even getting info out of him torturing him, they were just doing

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it to like, fuck with him.

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Blood to write on his back, cottage, it was kind of basically a message for his boss,

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Philip Cottage.

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Billy Luke and his gang send a photo of the scene to Luke's boss.

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One of the messages reads,

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Tick Tock, Tick Tock, this is how you'll end up, we'll catch you.

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Oh my God.

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According to prosecutors, after that Luke's body is cut into pieces and put through the

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industrial meat grinder.

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The remains end up in bags and are dumped into the den.

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River was the kind of final stage of dismantling the body which started inside of the house

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when they were basically dropped the bodies and ride them through this machine until they

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literally become let's say um liquid in a way. Was he a part who is this guy? Was he a part of the

03:03:43.100 --> 03:03:50.860
gang? Because then this liquid basically throwing in the river which fishes eat so literally there

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was not even like small. Yeah you wouldn't find any sort of fucking like the fish would just eat

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so you're not going to find any sort of, like, remains.

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Bone, anything that could be found.

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Then the bags, along with the victim's clothes

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and belongings, are burned.

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They decide to run the slaughterhouse

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because they believe that's the most efficient way

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to kill people and not leave the traces.

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In the end, the whole thing was about efficiency

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and hiding any traces.

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And actually, it was efficient in a way

03:04:21.740 --> 03:04:24.340
that still today, nobody was recovered.

03:04:24.340 --> 03:04:27.640
I think their motto was that if there's no body,

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they'll never be possible to prosecute us.

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Luca is neither the only nor the last alleged victim

03:04:34.020 --> 03:04:35.780
of belly-vroom in his group.

03:04:35.780 --> 03:04:38.740
Zdravko Vrdojevic was lured in a similar way

03:04:38.740 --> 03:04:40.940
with the promise of buying a gun.

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The prosecutor claims he also ended up in the meat grinder.

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And then there's Milan Lapoja.

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Milan Lapoja was the highest.

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For that long, they're fucking grinding up bodies

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and nobody knows?

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Like, obviously it's like, you know, the people that are a part of it aren't going to fucking say anything,

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but I'm saying people keep going missing.

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They're not tying it back to this house, going, everybody that comes here dies and then just never leaves.

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Like, this is happening in, like, modern day.

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This isn't like the 60s, right?

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This is like actual fucking, like, 2020 COVID, post-COVID, like, there's cameras, you know,

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Even in a rural area like this, they're going to fucking see some shit.

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I have a criminal who was killed in the slaughterhouse.

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He was like some old school mafia guy.

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He first made headlines in 2007.

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Back then he was part of a group of notorious jewel thieves known as the Pink Panthers.

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It's like the group that Hollywood movies are made about.

03:05:43.640 --> 03:05:46.360
The Dubai job, the Wafi Malheist, was legendary.

03:05:46.360 --> 03:05:50.820
In just 170 seconds, they stole millions in jewelry and sped off in their oudies.

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But the Interpol eventually caught up with them.

03:05:53.460 --> 03:05:56.380
DNA evidence linked Lopoya to the heist.

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He was ultimately arrested and sentenced to nine years in prison.

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After that, he returned to his hometown in Serbia and got in bed with the Skoliadi clan.

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By 2020, he had a new job.

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He took role in one attempt to murder the leader of the Karpov gang, Radios Vitser, in

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Ukraine.

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He was shot a couple of times, but he managed to survive.

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The poyo was allegedly involved in planning the attempted killing.

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Now the college claim wants revenge.

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Oh my god, so they fucking torture his ass and grind him up.

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Oh my god, what a fucking weird life, dude.

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You're a jewel thief, steal millions of dollars, spend nine years in Spanish prison,

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and then go back, join a gang, fucking try to kill a rival leader in Ukraine, fuck up,

03:06:36.900 --> 03:06:38.900
and then now you're gonna get tortured to death.

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What the fuck?

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Luca.

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I, I, I'm so, just, I mean, dude, it's fuck to say, but like, I'm so in a fucking first

03:06:48.180 --> 03:06:49.580
world bubble, dude.

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Like so many of us are.

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I'm not saying everybody, but I'm saying like, I don't, on a day-to-day basis go, oh, this

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shit's like happening.

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Like there are flat out people that are like torturing and grinding up bodies like right

03:07:01.700 --> 03:07:02.700
now.

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Like, oh my God.

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And like obviously with wars and stuff that are involved in the US we know about, but

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It's like, this is like a part of Europe

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that's so rarely talked about

03:07:14.220 --> 03:07:16.180
for somebody that lives in the US.

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Like the average person in the US knows nothing

03:07:19.940 --> 03:07:24.100
about Serbia, Serbian gang, Serbian life, Serbian culture.

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Like literally, I like, this is nothing,

03:07:27.180 --> 03:07:29.500
something I would never hear about.

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Poje feels threatened.

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He starts looking for extra protection

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and considers buying an armored car.

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Belivuk and his gang hear about that

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and lure him into a trap.

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and they call him to come to this house in Riktopek.

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Instead of buying a car, he too ends up in the torture room.

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And it's interesting how he reacted.

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So he was down in this chamber.

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He saw they came with the axe to chop him.

03:07:52.020 --> 03:07:54.900
He reacted in a way like, well, what do you do?

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He said, like, this is very bizarre.

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I'm not for this kind of stuff.

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He said, I'm for like, we can do fist fighting.

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We can shoot with the guns, but this thing, no.

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And this is really interesting because you can see

03:08:06.340 --> 03:08:10.260
really kind of big difference with his older generation.

03:08:10.260 --> 03:08:14.260
This new young guy's were like kind of very much brutal even.

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Oh, what?

03:08:15.980 --> 03:08:17.660
So he's saying like, this is weird.

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Why are you killing me in this way?

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Like, I get you wanting to beat me to death or shoot me,

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but like, you're tying me to a chair,

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you're gonna chop me into pieces and then grind my body up.

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This is like, insane.

03:08:29.100 --> 03:08:32.860
Stavon calls Belly Vuk in his group a millennial mafia,

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a generation of criminals that doesn't just kill

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but turns violence into a spectacle.

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And though LaPoya fights for his life, there's no escape.

03:08:41.940 --> 03:08:43.860
But how do we know all of this?

03:08:43.860 --> 03:08:46.980
Time to talk about Sky.

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Sky Global was founded in Canada in 2008.

03:08:50.220 --> 03:08:52.460
The company runs an encrypted messaging network,

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and it sells phones that come with this ultra-secure network

03:08:55.060 --> 03:08:56.500
pre-installed.

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A lot of users switched to Skyphones

03:08:58.100 --> 03:09:00.740
after a similar encrypted phone provider was taken over

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and then shut down by the authorities.

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The camera, microphone and GPS are all disabled in Skyphones.

03:09:07.120 --> 03:09:07.960
The encrypted-

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I mean, you've got to be a criminal

03:09:09.120 --> 03:09:10.120
of reusing one of these.

03:09:10.120 --> 03:09:13.720
Like, I just, like, I get some people wanting to be off the grid,

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but if you're like, yeah, no, I own a Sky phone.

03:09:15.920 --> 03:09:19.520
I'm like, brother, what are you,

03:09:19.520 --> 03:09:21.320
what are you doing in your-

03:09:21.320 --> 03:09:24.720
Messenger Sky ECC is hidden inside the calculator app.

03:09:24.720 --> 03:09:27.120
Users access it by entering a specific code.

03:09:27.120 --> 03:09:29.620
What?

03:09:29.620 --> 03:09:32.420
They get their messages in the calculator app.

03:09:32.420 --> 03:09:35.760
Sky ECC is hidden inside the calculator app.

03:09:35.760 --> 03:09:38.400
Users access it by entering a specific code.

03:09:38.400 --> 03:09:43.520
And then you use your nickname, which you create, to communicate with other nicknames

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to this guy next.

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So it was basically a way how the criminals can speak.

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That's so encrypted, bro.

03:09:52.800 --> 03:09:54.800
Oh my god.

03:09:54.800 --> 03:09:57.020
You have a phone that's untraceable.

03:09:57.020 --> 03:10:00.680
You can't see the messages unless you type a code on a calculator app and you're communicating

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to people that are also using Skyphones with fake names.

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You can choose for your messages to automatically delete.

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If the phone isn't used for a certain period of time, it will erase itself.

03:10:11.360 --> 03:10:15.160
There are also features like a panic password and a kill switch.

03:10:15.160 --> 03:10:18.960
The phones can be accessed remotely to instantly wipe all data from them.

03:10:18.960 --> 03:10:23.640
The company is so confident in its privacy protections that it offers 5 million US dollars

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to anyone who can break their encryption within 90 days.

03:10:26.800 --> 03:10:29.920
Skyphones are perfect for people who value privacy above all else.

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And they're quite popular with criminals. You can't just walk into a store and I've never even heard of a sky phone

03:10:35.760 --> 03:10:38.180
Like in my have you guys heard of a sky phone?

03:10:39.400 --> 03:10:46.640
Been a kill switch. How are you even buying one of these buy one they're distributed through a complex network of distributors and lower-level resellers

03:10:47.280 --> 03:10:52.860
This man known as the smiling butcher claims. He was one of them. So he literally worked for the sky company

03:10:53.240 --> 03:10:55.860
The smiling butcher, bro. Oh

03:10:56.440 --> 03:10:57.680
my god

03:10:57.680 --> 03:11:00.560
as the smiling butcher claims he was one of them.

03:11:00.560 --> 03:11:06.160
So he literally worked for the Sky Company and selling their funds.

03:11:06.160 --> 03:11:09.480
It's unclear whether he worked for Sky Global in any official capacity.

03:11:09.480 --> 03:11:13.860
But he's the tech guy for Belly Vook's Prince CP Hooligan group, and he makes sure they

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conduct their business via the Sky Network.

03:11:16.920 --> 03:11:20.520
Belly Vook and his henchmen share messages and photos in group chats on Sky ECC.

03:11:20.520 --> 03:11:24.360
They think they're safe, but they aren't.

03:11:24.360 --> 03:11:30.360
In the late 2010s, police find more and more sky phones in the hands of criminals.

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Yeah, I feel like that becomes a legality issue where it's like you don't want the government

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like tracking you and you do want a level of safety protection.

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But for a company like this, it's it's effectively just for criminals.

03:11:45.200 --> 03:11:49.720
Like if you're going to have something that's fully untraceable, has a remote kill switch,

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all your data on a win.

03:11:51.960 --> 03:11:56.120
It's like no average person has a need to use that

03:11:56.120 --> 03:11:59.720
unless they're actually just doing something illegal.

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They begin investigating the network behind them.

03:12:02.680 --> 03:12:04.360
Authorities in the Netherlands and France

03:12:04.360 --> 03:12:06.600
discovered that the Global Sky Communications Network

03:12:06.600 --> 03:12:08.040
mainly runs through two servers.

03:12:08.040 --> 03:12:10.120
I feel like it'd be like people doing shit illegal

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or like somebody that works in the government

03:12:11.960 --> 03:12:13.240
would have this phone.

03:12:13.240 --> 03:12:14.840
Like the only people that would have this phone,

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it's like you're somebody that literally is a part of a CIA

03:12:19.320 --> 03:12:24.120
or like an upper level, you know, government organization that like needs to have some

03:12:24.120 --> 03:12:28.520
sort of privacy, or you're legitimately just like killing people.

03:12:29.880 --> 03:12:33.960
They're both located in a data center of the hosting company OVH in northern France.

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Like, I don't know. I feel like there's certain parts of our phones that are like

03:12:38.920 --> 03:12:45.560
not private enough. But I think that's like too far. Like there's like a like there needs to be a

03:12:45.560 --> 03:12:50.000
middle ground rather than just the opposite end of the spectrum of being like you could

03:12:50.000 --> 03:12:53.600
literally do anything on this and they can't track you.

03:12:53.600 --> 03:12:57.760
French authorities install an IP tap on the servers to monitor their traffic.

03:12:57.760 --> 03:13:02.160
The traffic is encrypted so they can't read messages yet, but analysts find a way to copy

03:13:02.160 --> 03:13:03.880
the server's memory.

03:13:03.880 --> 03:13:06.520
Through that they obtain an encryption certificate.

03:13:06.520 --> 03:13:10.240
Using that certificate, French, Belgian and Dutch authorities develop a method to decrypt

03:13:10.240 --> 03:13:13.040
SkyECC's communications.

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allows them to read the user's messages. In 2021, a joint team of European law enforcement

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agencies gets to-

03:13:19.440 --> 03:13:24.920
You're not texting your boy on the calculator app on your sky phone to get on Fortnite.

03:13:24.920 --> 03:13:31.480
You know, you're saying, hey man, just chopped up a body. It should be disposing it anytime

03:13:31.480 --> 03:13:36.280
soon. You're not, you're like, oh, I need to type in nine passcodes on my calculator

03:13:36.280 --> 03:13:41.160
app so I can fucking message my friend with a fake nickname so he could hop on the game,

03:13:41.160 --> 03:13:42.160
bruh.

03:13:42.160 --> 03:13:45.160
They spend several weeks reading sky chats in real time.

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It's a rare moment.

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To them, it feels like standing outside in the dark, peeking inside a house,

03:13:51.160 --> 03:13:54.160
when suddenly, someone turns on the lights.

03:13:54.160 --> 03:14:00.160
More than that, it feels as if they're suddenly sitting at the dinner table with the criminals.

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The authorities intercept approximately a billion messages.

03:14:03.160 --> 03:14:10.160
According to law enforcement about the 170,000 sky phones are registered worldwide.

03:14:10.160 --> 03:14:16.000
Each month, roughly 70,000 users actively communicate on the platform.

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Some are located in the Americas, but most are in Europe.

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About a quarter of all active users are based in Belgium and the Netherlands.

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Many of their messages police say cluster around one specific place, the port of Antwerp.

03:14:28.160 --> 03:14:32.360
We've already made a video about how Antwerp's port has become Europe's main gateway for

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cocaine and how cartels recruit miners to break into containers and retrieve drugs for

03:14:36.800 --> 03:14:37.800
them.

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But a lot of other messages the authorities read come from an entirely different region, the Balkans.

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Why are they convincing miners to go break into the fucking shipping containers and steal drugs?

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Because they're charged less?

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Like, if they get caught, yeah, if they get caught they're going to juvie for like two years instead of present for 20.

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They also stumble.

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They're smaller. Yeah, they're physically smaller, that's why.

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They could squeeze through cracks, bro. What are you talking about?

03:15:09.720 --> 03:15:12.840
Upon the communications of Bellevue and his gang, and what?

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Their bones are less fragile, bro. What?

03:15:18.680 --> 03:15:20.760
The uncover is horrifying.

03:15:22.120 --> 03:15:25.400
The prosecution has collected the nicknames that the criminals used in the app.

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In one of the chats, Bellevue using his nickname Soprano writes,

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I can't wait to strangle him and see honey, Mexico in the middle of Belgrade.

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Even when he's not around, he seems to be asking his men to describe the torture at length.

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Wow, so this guy's like a full-on fucking psychopath.

03:15:47.240 --> 03:15:48.920
There's juicy details for me.

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In the chats, Soprano approves kidnappings and killings with short messages.

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We're for it.

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The smiling butcher writes,

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He has already lost a finger and is badly ruined, but the idiot thinks he will get out.

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I've already skinned him well. And boom, Mar hits him in the head. He got a brutal beating by

03:16:09.480 --> 03:16:15.320
them, bro. He was already seriously unconscious. Afterwards, bro, he was all black. He didn't

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resist much, didn't cry, nothing. He was in terrible shock. The authorities see all the pictures

03:16:21.800 --> 03:16:24.280
the gang shares in their chest. This is like so disturbing.

03:16:25.320 --> 03:16:29.640
That's screenshots of Bitcoin. They're beating him so hard he's just like sitting there just like

03:16:29.640 --> 03:16:35.960
staring on face just like dying. He transfers to pay off hitmen, fake identity documents,

03:16:35.960 --> 03:16:40.920
bundles of cash, weapons, shipments of cocaine, and disturbing photos of torture.

03:16:41.880 --> 03:16:48.600
Police can see all this evidence and disturbing photos of... Oh my god the picture of him

03:16:48.600 --> 03:16:51.600
the fucking profile photo of the smiling butcher in that photo,

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he's actually holding a fucking dead body.

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Torture.

03:16:54.600 --> 03:16:56.600
That looks like a decapitated human head.

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Police can see all this evidence because

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Belivuk and his gang didn't delete the photos.

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Because, you know, the sky is a system,

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every month basically cleans everything.

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So in order to save these photos,

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in the end of the month they were always sending them somebody

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from the side of the gang just to keep them safe,

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so they really wanted to keep this message.

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Why did they want to keep them?

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It's weird, but in a way, how they found the house, how they built the house, the secret corridor, how the careful was not to leave any traces,

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that they did everything so carefully there, and they were taking and saving these photos with major evidence.

03:17:35.600 --> 03:17:37.600
That's kind of really interesting.

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Yeah, I feel like that has to be like a... so they can get caught.

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No, I think they were sending the messages to each other because they, well, that got them caught.

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I'm saying they or they had to keep sending them to each other because they wanted to just keep looking at them

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It's an element. Yeah, like a trophy to the whole whole thing

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French authorities informed the Serbian police about the chats as a result Bellivouk and part of his gang are arrested

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They're charged with criminal association multiple aggravated murders drug and arms trafficking kidnapping

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and rape. Hundreds more alleged criminals are arrested in other raids across Europe.

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In Belgium, more than a hundred people are convicted in the country's biggest drug trial ever.

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Sky Global's CEO, Jean-François Yves and former distributor Thomas Herdman were indicted in

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both the US and France. In the US, Yves and Herdman are accused of knowingly and intentionally

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participating in a criminal enterprise that facilitated drug trafficking.

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Yeah, because wouldn't they have to know that shit was going on? Like every social media has

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criminals and like people that are doing crazy shit. But if you're like the owner of Sky,

03:18:42.920 --> 03:18:49.240
you have to know like 80% of your user base is just actually criminals. Like the majority of

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the people using your shit are like killing people, raping people, selling drugs.

03:18:54.760 --> 03:18:59.000
Statement and an interview with Motherboard, the CEO said that law enforcement was trying to

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vilify anyone who pushed back against unwarranted surveillance. According to him, the encrypted

03:19:04.760 --> 03:19:11.160
The chat platform existed for one reason, to protect the fundamental right to privacy.

03:19:11.160 --> 03:19:14.240
After the arrests, the police searched the house in Rita Peck.

03:19:14.240 --> 03:19:18.960
They entered the garage, climbed through the hidden hatch, opened the door, and found evidence

03:19:18.960 --> 03:19:21.440
of the bloodbath that took place there.

03:19:21.440 --> 03:19:25.960
The industrial meat grinder, a groove cut into the tiled floor running from one side

03:19:25.960 --> 03:19:28.120
to the other.

03:19:28.120 --> 03:19:33.560
Several stains on the walls, on the door, next to a radiator, on the tap, and on the

03:19:33.560 --> 03:19:39.360
light switches. The smiling butcher cut a deal with the authorities. Based in his testimony

03:19:39.360 --> 03:19:43.720
and the DNA found in the room, authorities believed that at least seven people were killed

03:19:43.720 --> 03:19:48.880
in the slaughterhouse. The arrest of Belivuk and his group was celebrated as a major victory

03:19:48.880 --> 03:19:53.240
for the Serbian authorities, and it also caught the attention of politicians.

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We were talking about the destruction of criminal gangs, Belivuk Milkovich, and with great honor, I can say that this gang is destroyed because of our order.

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We have finished this gang.

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years. In 2006, Montenegro broke away from Serbia

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after a popular vote. The Serbian government under President Todic followed reformist

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center-left policies. But ever since Aleksandar Vucic became president in 2017, he's been

03:20:38.920 --> 03:20:43.680
running the country more like an autocracy. Freedom of expression is limited. Corruption

03:20:43.680 --> 03:20:48.000
is rampant. The growing frustration with the government has fueled repeated protests over

03:20:48.000 --> 03:20:53.220
the years. At the beginning of Vucic's first presidency, demonstrations against dictatorship

03:20:53.220 --> 03:20:58.340
erupted. The year later another wave of protests followed after an opposition politician was

03:20:58.340 --> 03:21:04.020
brutally attacked by a group of hooded men. In 2023 a school shooting sparked the Serbia

03:21:04.020 --> 03:21:10.020
against violence protests. And in 2024, the canopy at a freshly renovated train station

03:21:10.020 --> 03:21:15.860
and Novi Sad collapsed, killing 16 people. And the reason for this is corruption because

03:21:15.860 --> 03:21:20.500
of the corruption everything was barely done yeah sorry i'm not commentating as much i feel like

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this video is so fucking grim oh my god like i like yo like some videos that i watch like i

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don't like watching videos that i can't commentate on and you have too much but like this one i'm just

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like i i don't even know i don't even know what to say like i'm just fucking astonished the train

03:21:39.380 --> 03:21:44.340
station was meant to showcase Serbia's progress but it's just so dark dude i just keep thinking about

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I keep thinking about the fact, bro, that they're fucking like he's asking them to describe

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What the torture was like

03:21:53.300 --> 03:21:59.540
Like he's not even there, but he's texting the guys that are killing this dude and he's like tell me everything

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Oh

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That became a symbol of everything going wrong in the country

03:22:04.580 --> 03:22:08.980
Huge student-led protests aimed directly at butchers government erupted across the country

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The authorities responded with violent crackdowns

03:22:11.780 --> 03:22:17.940
In the year after the tragedy, more than 80 journalists were physically attacked.

03:22:17.940 --> 03:22:21.420
Ruchich doesn't hesitate to deploy police forces against anti-government.

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Yeah, this seems really bad for the president that he is actively suppressing the community

03:22:27.660 --> 03:22:30.980
that clearly does not like how he's running anything.

03:22:30.980 --> 03:22:31.980
Protesters.

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But according to Stevan, he's also using...

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Organized crime figures, which he's bringing against the protesters.

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We have government who basically cooperates with organized crime.

03:22:43.740 --> 03:22:48.740
It's 2017, two years before they used the slaughterhouse.

03:22:48.740 --> 03:22:52.740
For murder shakes Serbia's capital, and Belivuk is caught up in it.

03:22:52.740 --> 03:22:55.740
The police arrest him and seize his phone.

03:22:55.740 --> 03:22:59.740
And they found very interesting WhatsApp messages inside.

03:22:59.740 --> 03:23:03.740
These chats end up in the hands of journalists who start digging through them.

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They revealed that Belivuk has some powerful contacts.

03:23:06.740 --> 03:23:13.380
You dizzy work for the president that's not that's not that I've seen though like

03:23:14.100 --> 03:23:20.340
Doesn't they didn't the US used to do that too where it's like other countries if they want something to happen

03:23:20.760 --> 03:23:29.180
Not necessarily inside their own country, but like if you are the leader of Russia and you want somebody dead in Italy

03:23:29.860 --> 03:23:35.260
Sometimes they'll actually just get in contact with criminals in Italy to pay them to do it

03:23:35.260 --> 03:23:40.760
So in like the US still does that so instead of like you getting your own guys to go fucking do that shit

03:23:40.760 --> 03:23:47.160
You just hire somebody that's already a criminal that does shit like that to just do it for you and you just give him money

03:23:47.680 --> 03:23:54.380
We found that actually bellybook in that time was in direct contact with one really important member of Serbian

03:23:54.460 --> 03:23:58.740
Chandon Mary that's a specially trained paramilitary unit within the Serbian police

03:23:58.860 --> 03:24:02.400
This is his photo from army but from army he moved to the police

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and he became one of the top persons in Serbian Transdermary.

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And they were like daily, every day, communicating.

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And we see from the messages, basically.

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And they were getting him to do dirty work.

03:24:11.900 --> 03:24:15.400
She was approving and advising Belewuk what to do.

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Belewuk will say, I need to go after these guys.

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And he'll say, like, no, keep quiet or do this, do this.

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This member of the Serbian Genomery.

03:24:24.900 --> 03:24:27.900
Wow, so that's just like full-on government corruption.

03:24:27.900 --> 03:24:31.400
To the point where you're literally hiring fucking murderers and criminals

03:24:31.400 --> 03:24:32.700
to fucking do petty work.

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According to the messages Creek has seen,

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effectively acted as Belivuk's superior.

03:24:37.200 --> 03:24:40.140
And from him, the trail led further up the chain.

03:24:40.140 --> 03:24:42.580
This general guy, this police guy,

03:24:42.580 --> 03:24:45.920
was informing about everything.

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First of all, he calls Diana.

03:24:47.220 --> 03:24:52.420
Diana Krakowicz was General Secretary of Serbian Police,

03:24:52.420 --> 03:24:54.820
which means after the minister,

03:24:54.820 --> 03:24:57.900
she was number two in the police.

03:24:57.900 --> 03:25:00.300
According to Stevan, this top secretary of the police

03:25:00.300 --> 03:25:03.580
was informed about everything the police officer in Bellevue discussed.

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And it doesn't end there.

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When something really important is to decide, a police officer will say that besides Diana,

03:25:11.660 --> 03:25:14.460
also the boss and big boss are informed.

03:25:14.460 --> 03:25:19.420
They never mention who boss and big boss are, but following the logic of hierarchy, both

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It's the president.

03:25:20.420 --> 03:25:24.340
It can only be like a minister of police, which was Nenboshe Stepanets, a big boss could

03:25:24.340 --> 03:25:27.060
be just President Flutish who is top of everything.

03:25:27.060 --> 03:25:32.800
Belivuk himself later testified that his gang was organized for the needs and by the order of Alexander Vuchic.

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True, because...

03:25:33.460 --> 03:25:36.180
Dude, is that not fucking wild?

03:25:36.180 --> 03:25:41.360
That'd be like the president, like literally in cahoots with like the leader of the bloods.

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And just fucking murdering people.

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Testimony, Belivuk explained all the favor that he was doing to the government

03:25:49.160 --> 03:25:54.040
and actually telling why it's important for the Serbian government always to have control over it.

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They could just silence him because he's getting now prosecuted under the Serbian government.

03:25:59.200 --> 03:26:02.440
Like I'm not saying this guy should walk free, this guy's fucking killing people.

03:26:02.440 --> 03:26:06.560
But he's effectively killing people for the government that is now prosecuting him.

03:26:06.560 --> 03:26:09.200
Like you're turbo fucked.

03:26:09.200 --> 03:26:10.680
You're fucked.

03:26:10.680 --> 03:26:11.680
You know?

03:26:11.680 --> 03:26:16.360
Like you were just working for this dude, now it's like you just got caught and they're

03:26:16.360 --> 03:26:18.320
gonna throw your ass under the bus.

03:26:18.320 --> 03:26:20.240
This footballing bros.

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According to Bellevue, his gang would intimidate anti-government protesters.

03:26:24.240 --> 03:26:28.240
During football games, they would stop fans from chanting against the president.

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Also, when Wucic's making his own protest, he would bring colleagues to have bigger number in there.

03:26:32.240 --> 03:26:36.240
So literally, government was using them some sort of, like, street force.

03:26:36.240 --> 03:26:38.240
The president denies all the allegations.

03:26:38.240 --> 03:26:46.240
Street force, street force, and then also, like, sway public opinion to make it seem like not many people are against him.

03:26:46.240 --> 03:26:55.240
Because if you're filling half of a football stadium with these guys and they're like actively against protesting it, it's going to seem like, oh, no, everything's fine.

03:26:55.240 --> 03:27:01.840
You know, when in actuality, the average Serbian person is like really unhappy with the way things are.

03:27:01.840 --> 03:27:03.640
And since he never met Belly Vuk.

03:27:03.640 --> 03:27:04.840
What's we believe that?

03:27:04.840 --> 03:27:05.940
Zero in Florida for the sub.

03:27:05.940 --> 03:27:09.640
Noah LeBron, Doe Husky, D.U. Not J.S. Cloud.

03:27:09.640 --> 03:27:11.240
It's an armpit for the sub Rudy for the three.

03:27:11.240 --> 03:27:12.240
Happy birthday, Rudy.

03:27:12.240 --> 03:27:18.000
Glam, Lex, Lowe, Giggity, Boston, K-Line, FJ, take of the three, lock in.

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What happened is that when the French police entered the Skyphones and when they found all

03:27:24.280 --> 03:27:31.200
the pictures and videos of the violence, torturing, dismantling bodies, that and when the Sriby was informed,

03:27:31.200 --> 03:27:35.280
we believed that President Wurzitsch understood that he cannot any longer work with the Belivu

03:27:35.280 --> 03:27:39.040
group because he was like becoming international if he's big.

03:27:39.040 --> 03:27:44.040
So for this reason we believe that eventually he basically arrested Belivuk Gang.

03:27:44.040 --> 03:27:50.040
Oh my god, so like if it wasn't international he would have just like been like, ah, now don't do anything.

03:27:50.040 --> 03:27:54.040
Belivuk and parts of his gang are off the streets, at least for now.

03:27:54.040 --> 03:27:57.040
Yeah, but they're just gonna replace him with somebody else. They're gonna get some other guy.

03:27:57.040 --> 03:28:00.040
But the system that backed them is still in place.

03:28:00.040 --> 03:28:08.040
Yeah, that's the same thing. It's the same problem. It's like how to try and get rid of like Mexican cartels.

03:28:08.040 --> 03:28:11.960
Like, the US will get involved and they'll just kill the leader.

03:28:11.960 --> 03:28:17.560
Like, you killing the leader of, like, the Helisco cartel does actually nothing.

03:28:17.560 --> 03:28:20.240
Like, you have to dis-

03:28:20.240 --> 03:28:24.400
It's a societal problem that that exists.

03:28:24.400 --> 03:28:27.880
To kill the leader or arrest the leader of a gang,

03:28:27.880 --> 03:28:30.840
they'll just prop somebody else up, right?

03:28:30.840 --> 03:28:33.600
It's not like, oh, a house of cards, this dude's at the top,

03:28:33.600 --> 03:28:35.600
and if he fucking caves, everything falls.

03:28:35.600 --> 03:28:40.480
It's like, no, they're just gonna get another dude to fucking replace you. They're just gonna keep doing it, right?

03:28:40.680 --> 03:28:45.920
It's not it makes things worse. Yeah, it makes them more upset. They'll come they'll come at you later

03:28:46.320 --> 03:28:52.320
It's like the only way that you're doing it like where is that prison? I think it's El Salvador

03:28:54.560 --> 03:29:01.920
And the only that like that's the way that you fucking get rid of that shit is like you either fucking change your society

03:29:01.920 --> 03:29:11.240
society. Or you flat out arrest everyone. Yeah, like Seacot, like every single fucking

03:29:11.240 --> 03:29:15.960
gang member is now in prison. Like you can't just kill the leader and be like, well, it's

03:29:15.960 --> 03:29:21.880
done. Like the site, you didn't change anything. Like they're still just going to keep doing

03:29:21.880 --> 03:29:26.800
it. Police officials that instruct thugs and work closely together with them. And a president

03:29:26.800 --> 03:29:30.240
who's accused of using the same thing with the CEO from United, what United healthcare?

03:29:30.240 --> 03:29:36.800
Well, that's a little different when if you're talking about like Luigi Mangione killing that guy because then it like instills fear into the

03:29:37.560 --> 03:29:45.040
Fucking CEO to not fuck over Americans anymore. Like I'm not supporting the assassination by any means, but that's an entirely different

03:29:45.760 --> 03:29:47.160
situation

03:29:47.160 --> 03:29:50.600
because like cartel leaders are always at risk of

03:29:51.280 --> 03:29:54.600
Getting murdered right like that regardless of the US after them

03:29:54.600 --> 03:29:57.840
It's like you're the CEO of a gang or you're not the CEO

03:29:57.840 --> 03:30:00.000
You're the leader of a gang. You're the leader of a cartel.

03:30:00.000 --> 03:30:05.640
Like, you're inherently just in a dangerous job versus somebody now just being fearful

03:30:05.640 --> 03:30:09.000
because they're the CEO of a company where the last CEO just got killed.

03:30:09.000 --> 03:30:11.080
Lugans to silence his people.

03:30:11.080 --> 03:30:14.360
So far, almost no politicians or police officers have been brought.

03:30:14.360 --> 03:30:16.120
Like, I would not accept that job.

03:30:16.120 --> 03:30:20.360
Like, if I worked for UnitedHealthcare and the CEO got fucking murdered,

03:30:20.360 --> 03:30:23.400
and then now you're the one that they're trying to elect, I'd be like,

03:30:23.400 --> 03:30:24.600
ah, no, I'm good.

03:30:24.600 --> 03:30:26.680
To court in connection with this case.

03:30:26.680 --> 03:30:27.680
president, he could throw the...

03:30:27.680 --> 03:30:28.680
Yeah, I'm good off that, thanks.

03:30:28.680 --> 03:30:35.880
...whole police, prosecution, everything, and in these terms, it's not possible that

03:30:35.880 --> 03:30:41.400
you have top officials to be prosecuted.

03:30:41.400 --> 03:30:44.800
Here in the center of Belgrade is the Serbian president's office.

03:30:44.800 --> 03:30:49.080
And in front of his office is one big park, and it was a really nice park before, but

03:30:49.080 --> 03:30:55.920
what he presently did, he created some sort of camp there, and inside there, a camp where

03:30:55.920 --> 03:30:57.880
He brought a lot of these criminals.

03:30:57.880 --> 03:31:00.440
Stevan and his team at Creek identified many of them

03:31:00.440 --> 03:31:02.400
as members of organized crime.

03:31:02.400 --> 03:31:05.680
People with long police records of violence and drug smuggling.

03:31:05.680 --> 03:31:07.600
And according to Stevan, the president

03:31:07.600 --> 03:31:09.560
uses these criminals as guards of his sort

03:31:09.560 --> 03:31:10.840
in front of his office.

03:31:10.840 --> 03:31:14.280
So the protester can never really come very close to him.

03:31:14.280 --> 03:31:16.600
We asked the civilian president for his statement,

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but didn't receive a response.

03:31:18.160 --> 03:31:21.320
So the whole point is that the belly group is out.

03:31:21.320 --> 03:31:24.440
But I mean, the mother is still there.

03:31:24.440 --> 03:31:32.180
And until we have this sort of government now and our president in on power nothing will change. He always bringing this guys

03:31:32.780 --> 03:31:38.560
He will encourage organized crime structures helping them because he also have this value from them because they were protecting

03:31:42.560 --> 03:31:45.040
Yeah, he helps them and they help him fuck

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massive jiggle td lunar angels zero and bt. I think if there's a that was a good video

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That was fucking crazy that dude. Oh my god

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Didn't even watch bro didn't even watch it and said it's phenomenal what?

03:32:11.360 --> 03:32:15.800
This video hits hard what do you need bro to even watch set is phenomenal, right?

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All right

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That was a robot. Yeah, I don't even know what the fuck that was. Alright, I got a piss real quick and then we're gonna lock into the last video

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It's like fifth test of the stream

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We're back.

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the most all of the sub. Quick pass, quick pass, quick pass. Okay. Chat. Last video

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of the day. Lock it in. Activation one schedule. If you want to know the schedule,

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this one's going to be a little bit more serious of a topic. I'm letting you know.

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Chat can't think of the three. Quick pass. If the economy is fucked, why hasn't it

03:33:38.900 --> 03:33:44.680
crashed yet? Inflation is plummeting. Incomes are rising fast. Every single

03:33:44.680 --> 03:33:48.460
metric out there is saying that the economy is stronger than ever. GDP is

03:33:48.460 --> 03:33:52.060
growing low unemployment in stocks are at all time highs.

03:33:52.060 --> 03:33:54.780
Dude, the employment shit is so skewed

03:33:54.780 --> 03:33:58.780
because so many people that don't have jobs are like,

03:34:00.180 --> 03:34:02.820
they're doing Uber Eats, they're doing DoorDash,

03:34:02.820 --> 03:34:07.500
they're doing like micro work to make money on the side.

03:34:07.500 --> 03:34:09.740
And so they're technically employed,

03:34:09.740 --> 03:34:12.940
but they don't really have a steady job.

03:34:12.940 --> 03:34:16.860
So it's like the numbers look not as bad

03:34:16.860 --> 03:34:23.940
as they actually are, because like, yeah, you're making money, but you're making like fucking $10,000 a year, dude.

03:34:23.940 --> 03:34:25.860
Like you're still broke, like.

03:34:26.340 --> 03:34:29.940
Roaring economy is roaring like never before.

03:34:33.220 --> 03:34:35.940
So then why does it feel like none of that is true?

03:34:36.340 --> 03:34:39.380
Because the stock market hasn't been measuring your life for almost 100 years.

03:34:39.500 --> 03:34:45.180
In fact, what we have now are two completely different economies running inside the same country.

03:34:45.180 --> 03:34:47.380
Okay, but why should you care?

03:34:47.580 --> 03:34:54.880
Well, because now the same companies the same jobs in the same industries are splitting in half depending on which side you're on

03:34:54.880 --> 03:34:59.480
And so clearly that impacts all of you so you can't just sit this one out because of well

03:34:59.480 --> 03:35:04.660
I think we've been kicking I think the whole thing with the government too is like you haven't seen a huge like

03:35:04.700 --> 03:35:09.080
It's been getting slowly worse gas prices are up blah blah blah you could talk about a million things that are like

03:35:09.240 --> 03:35:11.240
You know inflation's higher

03:35:11.240 --> 03:35:14.640
Wages aren't as good as they should be purchasing power

03:35:14.640 --> 03:35:16.840
as lower because of inflation being higher.

03:35:16.840 --> 03:35:19.440
The war with Iran, gas prices are more.

03:35:19.440 --> 03:35:22.200
But it's like, you see it getting worse,

03:35:22.200 --> 03:35:24.440
but we've been kicking the can down the road.

03:35:24.440 --> 03:35:26.960
Oil reserves are being used up.

03:35:26.960 --> 03:35:32.200
At some point, it's going to skyrocket even more than it has.

03:35:32.200 --> 03:35:37.200
Debt, in general, is getting just kind of put off to the side.

03:35:37.200 --> 03:35:39.040
So it seems like it's not as bad.

03:35:39.040 --> 03:35:40.800
And companies are able to write down

03:35:40.800 --> 03:35:42.800
that they're being paid and they have this much money

03:35:42.800 --> 03:35:43.960
that's coming to them,

03:35:43.960 --> 03:35:47.080
but they keep delaying and tacking shit onto the end.

03:35:47.080 --> 03:35:51.480
So it's like, people are fucked economically,

03:35:51.480 --> 03:35:53.280
but it's just, you're not seeing it

03:35:53.280 --> 03:35:56.680
because companies keep giving temporary relief,

03:35:56.680 --> 03:35:57.960
but it's not fixing it.

03:35:57.960 --> 03:36:00.600
It's like people are still fucking broke

03:36:00.600 --> 03:36:02.080
and companies are still in debt.

03:36:02.080 --> 03:36:04.520
The U.S. in general is rising,

03:36:05.680 --> 03:36:10.040
they're raising their own debt, what is it called?

03:36:10.040 --> 03:36:12.120
when companies, not companies,

03:36:12.120 --> 03:36:14.600
when countries give the United States money

03:36:14.600 --> 03:36:16.840
because the US runs on debt, right?

03:36:16.840 --> 03:36:18.880
That's why we're like $38 trillion in debt

03:36:18.880 --> 03:36:20.160
or whatever it is.

03:36:20.160 --> 03:36:21.320
This is the way that I could explain it.

03:36:21.320 --> 03:36:22.960
Keep in mind, I'm also not a political expert

03:36:22.960 --> 03:36:23.800
and I'm not claiming to be,

03:36:23.800 --> 03:36:25.440
this is just how I understand it.

03:36:26.520 --> 03:36:29.820
When countries give money to the United States

03:36:29.820 --> 03:36:32.200
or big corporations give money to the United States,

03:36:32.200 --> 03:36:33.600
they get a certain interest rate

03:36:33.600 --> 03:36:37.640
on like a 30 year fucking loan, effectively.

03:36:37.640 --> 03:36:40.280
Usually it's like two, three percent, blah, blah, blah.

03:36:40.280 --> 03:36:43.200
They, how they do it is they offer a certain percentage

03:36:43.200 --> 03:36:44.600
on the people's money.

03:36:44.600 --> 03:36:46.840
And if nobody bids, no countries want to give

03:36:46.840 --> 03:36:50.120
$100, $400 million, $2 billion, but you know,

03:36:50.120 --> 03:36:52.560
$50 billion, however much money it is,

03:36:52.560 --> 03:36:54.600
they have to raise the percentage.

03:36:54.600 --> 03:36:56.360
And then it gets to a point where they keep raising it

03:36:56.360 --> 03:36:58.120
and raising it and raising it and raising it

03:36:58.120 --> 03:37:00.000
to where like now we're paying back

03:37:00.000 --> 03:37:02.200
so much more money than we have

03:37:02.200 --> 03:37:05.200
that we're becoming a less credible creditor.

03:37:05.960 --> 03:37:08.960
Like creditor or less credible

03:37:09.440 --> 03:37:13.120
Debt in debt better creditor. I don't know what word I'm looking for

03:37:13.200 --> 03:37:18.440
Where it's like less and less people want to use the American dollar or trust the US to loan money to them

03:37:18.440 --> 03:37:23.600
So you have to keep offering them more money so they feel safer and also want to

03:37:24.000 --> 03:37:27.880
Like invest and so it's like fucked because the government's

03:37:28.440 --> 03:37:33.600
Constantly just shilling out more money in debt and now at some point

03:37:33.600 --> 03:37:36.560
We're not going to be able to pay that minimum back, right?

03:37:36.560 --> 03:37:38.880
Which is like way down the line, like $38 trillion.

03:37:38.880 --> 03:37:40.880
The US government, you know, rakes in cash.

03:37:40.880 --> 03:37:44.960
They could fucking pay the interests, but like at some point,

03:37:44.960 --> 03:37:48.640
the US just won't be able to keep doing this.

03:37:48.640 --> 03:37:52.320
You know, you can kick, you can only kick the can down the road so far

03:37:52.320 --> 03:37:54.560
until you're no longer able to kick it anymore.

03:37:54.560 --> 03:37:56.320
You're going to hit a wall at some point.

03:37:56.320 --> 03:37:58.080
People who built the system,

03:37:58.080 --> 03:38:00.720
make sure you can't tear it down without holding.

03:38:00.720 --> 03:38:03.200
This is all because of Biden, by the way.

03:38:03.200 --> 03:38:13.200
I don't think it's all because of Biden. I think the last few presidents have been not well. I think you could point out a lot of things that Trump's been doing.

03:38:15.200 --> 03:38:23.200
I think it's not like one guy, like a lot of shit right now is going wrong. You could blame on the current president. You could blame on Biden. You could blame on fucking Obama. You could blame on Clinton.

03:38:23.200 --> 03:38:29.200
Clinton. You know, you could go back years, right? Every president promises to fix shit,

03:38:29.200 --> 03:38:34.480
and then they don't, right? Because they you constantly want to just temporary,

03:38:35.040 --> 03:38:41.360
temporarily help people make them feel good. Then the shit you do wrong doesn't affect anybody

03:38:41.360 --> 03:38:45.040
till four years down the line. So then it goes bad on that president. So that's why you're

03:38:45.040 --> 03:38:52.400
saying that. But it's also like, you're seeing current time things that like our government

03:38:52.400 --> 03:38:59.920
is doing that is actively in real time fucking us over, right? Like, if you want an example,

03:38:59.920 --> 03:39:04.320
gas prices, right? Like, that's just one thing you could look at. I'm not saying like,

03:39:04.320 --> 03:39:10.960
every single part of the economy is fucked, but like, that's definitively this term is why that's

03:39:10.960 --> 03:39:15.920
happening. You postage. Let's spend weeks uncovering their playbook, and I'll break down this entire

03:39:15.920 --> 03:39:20.960
thing in a while. Biden was way worse than Trump. Trump's suing the IRS, by the way, and making it

03:39:20.960 --> 03:39:24.760
So they can't audit him or his family ever again way. That's actually

03:39:26.080 --> 03:39:31.240
Looking to that looking to how he is also on both sides of the government actively suing for billions of dollars

03:39:31.820 --> 03:39:35.380
Making it so he can't be investigated him or his family understand

03:39:35.560 --> 03:39:41.980
It's like that's corrupt. Yeah, this video you'll actively drop understand why making more money won't save you

03:39:41.980 --> 03:39:46.400
But I'll tell you exactly well, they leaked his in or they leaked his pay

03:39:46.400 --> 03:39:51.720
Yeah, but the guy that did that's going to jail for five years. Well, we're like 10 years or some shit

03:39:53.840 --> 03:39:56.160
Let me look that up. I want to know what he's doing

03:39:58.200 --> 03:40:00.000
I'm not saying it's just him chat

03:40:00.000 --> 03:40:06.140
I'm saying like the government in general has been I think our presidency's in general has just been full of fucking people that

03:40:06.140 --> 03:40:08.660
That promise shit and don't perform like

03:40:09.480 --> 03:40:13.180
Every time every time and I think there's people in lower-level government that do it

03:40:13.180 --> 03:40:18.720
Well, we're like they promise on shit and they do it like if they want to balance budget or something and you can say

03:40:18.720 --> 03:40:22.160
Yeah, it's easier to do if you're a fucking mayor or governor than if you're the president

03:40:22.160 --> 03:40:24.960
But at the same time it's like why are we fucking just lying?

03:40:25.560 --> 03:40:30.880
Like it's just like that's it feels like every politician today just lies like

03:40:31.400 --> 03:40:33.400
Just because that's the only way you get elected

03:40:34.680 --> 03:40:36.680
Hold up

03:40:43.180 --> 03:40:53.180
Yeah, audit immunity for Trump's family puts IRS in a bind. Federal law prohibits the internal revenue service from halting an audit at the direction of the president for his aides.

03:40:53.180 --> 03:40:56.180
You just got to look into that dude.

03:40:56.180 --> 03:41:08.180
Experts warn Trump's immunity from IRS audit could undermine trust and tax system. It's like, but you can't give yourself immunity from being audited, man.

03:41:08.180 --> 03:41:14.660
Cause then you could actively commit fraud and they can investigate you.

03:41:14.660 --> 03:41:18.620
So everyone's arguing about whether they like being audited sucks, but like you can't not

03:41:18.620 --> 03:41:23.940
like if you get audit immunity, now you could just like actually just tax evade and they

03:41:23.940 --> 03:41:25.440
can't do anything.

03:41:25.440 --> 03:41:30.500
Economy is good or bad with these record high stock prices, but that's the wrong question

03:41:30.500 --> 03:41:31.500
because the stock faster.

03:41:31.500 --> 03:41:32.500
Okay.

03:41:32.500 --> 03:41:33.500
President was Benjamin Franklin.

03:41:33.500 --> 03:41:37.440
Benjamin Franklin was never president market was never designed to measure whether your

03:41:37.440 --> 03:41:40.900
life is getting better, it measures something else entirely.

03:41:40.900 --> 03:41:43.280
So let's start by breaking it down in a simple way.

03:41:43.280 --> 03:41:46.080
First and foremost, the economy measures everything.

03:41:46.080 --> 03:41:50.220
And I mean everything from trade to production and it's usually measured by things like-

03:41:50.220 --> 03:41:51.220
Oh, that's the joke.

03:41:51.220 --> 03:41:52.700
Sorry, flew right over my head.

03:41:52.700 --> 03:41:53.700
GDP.

03:41:53.700 --> 03:41:55.940
So let's start by breaking it down in a simple way.

03:41:55.940 --> 03:41:58.780
First and foremost, the economy measures everything.

03:41:58.780 --> 03:42:02.820
And I mean everything from trade to production and it's usually measured by things like

03:42:02.820 --> 03:42:06.700
GDP, unemployment, inflation, and consumer spending.

03:42:06.700 --> 03:42:10.540
the stock market doesn't really directly measure any of that.

03:42:10.540 --> 03:42:15.500
The better way to look at it especially now, it's where investors trade bets on how much

03:42:15.500 --> 03:42:20.140
money companies will make in the future. And so it's a bit of an oversimplification, but that's

03:42:20.140 --> 03:42:24.540
it. And another thing to know is that the S&P 500, which is what everyone points to when they say

03:42:24.540 --> 03:42:30.700
that the market is up, only tracks about 500 companies out of the 30 million business in America.

03:42:30.700 --> 03:42:35.500
So really, it's again, talking about a very thin slice of the actual economy. If you don't believe

03:42:35.500 --> 03:42:44.420
This also isn't the first time that the stock market is telling a completely different story while reality is telling another and every time it's happened before

03:42:44.860 --> 03:42:50.740
It's ended up the same way. I'm sure a lot of you have well where we have an economic crash and everybody goes broke

03:42:50.740 --> 03:42:52.940
I've heard about the roaring 20s. I

03:42:53.940 --> 03:42:59.780
Don't know. I think that's why like we're kicking the can because we don't want to have another great depression era

03:42:59.780 --> 03:43:04.860
I don't think it'll get to that point in the US in like modern day

03:43:04.860 --> 03:43:11.180
You know, it's not the 1930s anymore. I think there would be people that would step in but it is getting to a point where like

03:43:11.660 --> 03:43:16.300
The average person the average American is fucking broke

03:43:17.100 --> 03:43:19.100
like

03:43:20.100 --> 03:43:23.580
Not even just like living paycheck to paycheck living paycheck to paycheck

03:43:23.860 --> 03:43:32.040
Well at the same time like taking out debt to try and in fucking pay the rest of the bills

03:43:32.040 --> 03:43:36.200
They have for the week. I think what was the term that saw I saw it in fucking atriachvania

03:43:36.200 --> 03:43:42.640
But somebody else said somebody else said it's like not enough not enough paycheck left for the week or something

03:43:42.720 --> 03:43:47.840
Like people are running out of money on a Thursday when they have to survive to Sunday

03:43:47.960 --> 03:43:50.960
It's like people just don't have money

03:43:52.200 --> 03:43:59.080
The name suggests it was this golden era on paper between 1922 and 1929 the Dow had gone up

03:43:59.200 --> 03:44:01.200
Just get a job

03:44:01.200 --> 03:44:05.200
six times in eight years and the economy was growing almost five.

03:44:05.200 --> 03:44:09.520
Okay, James Charles, bro, what the fuck, a percent a year while unemployment just

03:44:09.520 --> 03:44:16.080
get a job was only under 4%. So it was roaring, all right, but underneath all of that were some

03:44:16.080 --> 03:44:23.040
cracks on paper. Farmers were actually drowning in debt. Oh, really? I didn't think about that.

03:44:23.920 --> 03:44:28.080
Factories were producing way more product than they could sell, and most of the

03:44:28.080 --> 03:44:34.480
markets growth wasn't coming from real businesses. It was coming from people borrowing money to place

03:44:34.480 --> 03:44:41.920
bigger and bigger bets on stocks going up. Sound familiar? Whoa, in 1929 the stocks did stop going

03:44:41.920 --> 03:44:48.000
up. The Great Depression hit, wiping out 80 to 85 percent of the stock market value, and soon enough

03:44:48.000 --> 03:44:55.440
production collapsed by nearly half, and unemployment hit one in four Americans. One in four is crazy,

03:44:55.440 --> 03:45:02.240
Leading to the worst economic collapse that you all know about, but here's the thing that you may not know.

03:45:02.240 --> 03:45:10.640
Just a few years after the crash, the stock market started rallying back nearly over 300% between 1933 and 1937.

03:45:10.640 --> 03:45:18.720
So again, on paper, it was like America was so back, but the thing is that was again just the stock market.

03:45:18.720 --> 03:45:22.640
While many ordinary Americans still stood in breadlines,

03:45:22.640 --> 03:45:26.400
recovery wasn't really a reality for most.

03:45:26.400 --> 03:45:28.400
So that was almost 100 years ago,

03:45:28.400 --> 03:45:30.560
when it's one of the earliest and clearest examples

03:45:30.560 --> 03:45:32.680
of the stock market and the economy

03:45:32.680 --> 03:45:34.960
telling completely different stories.

03:45:34.960 --> 03:45:37.320
And today, the S&P is at all-time highs,

03:45:37.320 --> 03:45:40.480
while consumer confidence is near pandemic lows.

03:45:40.480 --> 03:45:44.240
So the question becomes, why does this keep happening?

03:45:44.240 --> 03:45:45.160
Well, there's-

03:45:45.160 --> 03:45:52.280
Yeah, it's like it's like people are people are scrounging to fucking get cash to buy like basic produce

03:45:53.160 --> 03:45:58.520
But at the same time what the the dow the dow's at an all-time high

03:45:59.240 --> 03:46:02.360
The s and p's up. What the fuck a few reasons

03:46:02.360 --> 03:46:07.720
But one in particular stands out and it starts with what I considered the biggest bet in human history

03:46:07.800 --> 03:46:13.320
If you watch any of my countless videos on AI, yeah, I banned you because you're spamming you you know who i'm uh, uh

03:46:13.320 --> 03:46:18.400
I you know you the the guy that just went oh you're gonna be in you know know that big tech

03:46:18.400 --> 03:46:24.800
You know I'm talking to you right now is in the middle of the largest spending spree in corporate history from data centers to

03:46:25.080 --> 03:46:27.320
Infrastructure and comparing it to previous bubbles

03:46:27.320 --> 03:46:33.080
It's now more than triple than what the entire telecom industry spent at the peak of the dot-com to me

03:46:33.080 --> 03:46:35.080
No, you're not banned jackass

03:46:36.120 --> 03:46:38.120
But with that said oh my god

03:46:38.120 --> 03:46:46.040
Data centers to infrastructure and comparing it to previous bubbles. It's now more than triple than what the entire telecom industry

03:46:46.040 --> 03:46:48.040
Yeah, the AI bubbles really scary

03:46:48.920 --> 03:46:53.760
The AI bubbles really scary and I have a lot of my money in the AI bubble

03:46:54.560 --> 03:47:01.040
It's like everybody's riding the same wave. We're all sitting here going. Yeah, this AI thing really gonna like pan out or

03:47:01.840 --> 03:47:06.240
But we all have like money in AI like people that invest if you invest

03:47:06.240 --> 03:47:10.760
You have to invest in AI corp because it's like those are the companies that are up

03:47:10.760 --> 03:47:17.000
But those are also the companies both some of the companies that make the most money are companies that help provide that shit for AI

03:47:17.280 --> 03:47:22.800
Like in video, bro. I am up so much on in video every other company, bro

03:47:22.800 --> 03:47:28.220
There's so many companies like Tesla sucks for a Tesla stock is so overvalued and Elon Musk is gonna release

03:47:28.800 --> 03:47:30.800
SpaceX and that's gonna help

03:47:31.120 --> 03:47:34.720
Like boost it and eventually like people are speculating that he's gonna combine the two

03:47:34.720 --> 03:47:40.860
So it helps because like SpaceX and Starlink is like one of the best things that he has going for him and in terms of his companies

03:47:41.920 --> 03:47:42.480
um

03:47:42.480 --> 03:47:47.800
In like profitability because Tesla doesn't really profit the way that Starlink does but even then it's just such a small

03:47:47.800 --> 03:47:55.360
Pi of what Tesla actually is but then if you look at like the companies that provide like GPU chips and or CPU chips and like GPUs and

03:47:55.720 --> 03:48:02.280
All like the hardware like Nvidia makes money bro motherfuckers the companies in Taiwan are

03:48:02.280 --> 03:48:09.320
are juiced to the gills right now with how much they're fucking selling, dude, how much money they

03:48:09.320 --> 03:48:13.000
are making. There are certain countries that are just getting propped up on this AI thing, and it's

03:48:13.000 --> 03:48:18.680
like, if it doesn't actually affect us in a way that's going to like genuinely change society

03:48:18.680 --> 03:48:24.120
and like make human life easier, it's going to pop. Everybody's going to lose money. And then if it

03:48:24.120 --> 03:48:28.520
does pay off, okay, you make money on it. But then if it pays off and you make money on it,

03:48:28.520 --> 03:48:32.800
But now, people are just gonna get replaced by AI.

03:48:32.800 --> 03:48:34.040
People are gonna get broke.

03:48:34.040 --> 03:48:35.640
And then you have the conversation of like,

03:48:35.640 --> 03:48:39.240
well, if like AI and like tech can replace like,

03:48:39.240 --> 03:48:42.440
30% of the jobs that actively exist right now,

03:48:42.440 --> 03:48:43.280
maybe even more,

03:48:43.280 --> 03:48:45.120
I'm just kind of like shooting out a ballpark number.

03:48:45.120 --> 03:48:47.280
We're gonna have to have a government UVI.

03:48:47.280 --> 03:48:49.880
We're gonna have to have universal based income

03:48:49.880 --> 03:48:52.320
where you effectively just pay people to exist

03:48:52.320 --> 03:48:54.240
because the average person isn't going to be able

03:48:54.240 --> 03:48:56.280
to do a job better than a computer can.

03:48:56.280 --> 03:48:59.400
So it's like, unless we're like artificially making jobs

03:48:59.400 --> 03:49:03.000
and giving people like just fucking slop work to do,

03:49:03.000 --> 03:49:06.800
that we know computers could do faster, better and cheaper,

03:49:06.800 --> 03:49:09.540
then you have to just pay somebody to flat out exist.

03:49:10.720 --> 03:49:14.480
Because otherwise they're just gonna die.

03:49:14.480 --> 03:49:18.640
Like, I'm like laughing, but it's like a grim laugh.

03:49:18.640 --> 03:49:21.080
It's like, fuck man, like there's,

03:49:21.080 --> 03:49:21.960
you gotta keep in mind, bro,

03:49:21.960 --> 03:49:25.880
like so much of what people do can just get replaced.

03:49:25.880 --> 03:49:44.120
just replaced like it just I'm not talking like specialized labor but like fast food shit like oh so much stuff can just get like replaced all all fucking uh like desk work it not desk work like you're typing numbers but like some of that shit more

03:49:44.120 --> 03:49:48.840
like receptionism, like when you know what you call, have you ever like called to make a reservation now?

03:49:48.840 --> 03:49:57.280
You never talk to a fucking person anymore. It's always an AI, because it does it better and it costs nothing.

03:49:57.480 --> 03:50:03.600
Like why would you pay somebody to do that? Like from a job perspective, it doesn't make sense to pay somebody.

03:50:03.600 --> 03:50:08.000
So it's like either way, it's like both are fucking up society in one way or the other.

03:50:08.000 --> 03:50:13.360
The bubble's popping, or it's not. It's gonna keep growing. You ride the train and then people are fucked in another way.

03:50:13.360 --> 03:50:16.040
and at the peak of the dot-com boom.

03:50:16.040 --> 03:50:18.080
But with that said, that sounds great, right?

03:50:18.080 --> 03:50:20.400
Especially when the economy is factoring in

03:50:20.400 --> 03:50:22.320
consumer spending and investment.

03:50:22.320 --> 03:50:24.560
So it must mean that growth is happening.

03:50:24.560 --> 03:50:27.760
But if you hear the words from Goldman Sachs' chief economist,

03:50:27.760 --> 03:50:29.840
he said it and broke it down the best.

03:50:29.840 --> 03:50:32.360
When asked about how much AI spending actually boosted

03:50:32.360 --> 03:50:36.240
the economy in 2025, his answer was basically zero.

03:50:36.240 --> 03:50:40.760
Our estimate AI investment didn't affect US GDP growth.

03:50:40.760 --> 03:50:42.520
Because most of the hardware is imported,

03:50:42.520 --> 03:50:45.160
so it doesn't even count towards American production.

03:50:45.160 --> 03:50:47.160
The money flows out, the stock prices go up,

03:50:47.160 --> 03:50:50.120
and the GDP number barely moves.

03:50:50.120 --> 03:50:52.520
So remember, the economy isn't growing because of AI,

03:50:52.520 --> 03:50:54.720
the stock market is growing because of AI.

03:50:54.720 --> 03:50:57.560
Like I established, those are two very different things.

03:50:57.560 --> 03:50:59.880
But again, that isn't even the biggest reason.

03:50:59.880 --> 03:51:04.880
Yeah, the US stock market is an economy on its own.

03:51:04.960 --> 03:51:07.440
It's kind of a world traded thing

03:51:07.440 --> 03:51:10.520
that is entirely separate from how we

03:51:10.520 --> 03:51:13.280
in the United States are doing.

03:51:13.280 --> 03:51:17.000
Like, yes, a lot of Americans invest in US stock,

03:51:17.000 --> 03:51:18.240
but I could say like,

03:51:18.240 --> 03:51:20.920
oh, I invest in Chinese stocks, right?

03:51:20.920 --> 03:51:22.760
Or I invest in, not in Chinese stocks.

03:51:22.760 --> 03:51:24.720
I invest in fucking foreign European stocks.

03:51:24.720 --> 03:51:28.520
Like, the outcome, just because the stock market's up,

03:51:28.520 --> 03:51:31.120
doesn't mean people in the US are fucking rolling in it.

03:51:31.120 --> 03:51:33.200
Rich people are, right?

03:51:33.200 --> 03:51:36.840
Like, I could get, yeah, a 10% annual return

03:51:36.840 --> 03:51:38.280
on my fucking investments,

03:51:38.280 --> 03:51:40.440
but like the average person doesn't have money

03:51:40.440 --> 03:51:44.840
to now invest in the S&P 500 and be up 15%, you know,

03:51:44.840 --> 03:51:47.880
like the average person doesn't even have the cash

03:51:47.880 --> 03:51:49.520
to be able to do that.

03:51:49.520 --> 03:51:52.800
Because the real engine has been burning since 2008,

03:51:52.800 --> 03:51:55.520
a feedback loop that we got so addicted to.

03:51:55.520 --> 03:51:57.520
10% on zero, zero, yeah.

03:51:57.520 --> 03:51:59.120
Was a country that truly explains

03:51:59.120 --> 03:52:00.440
why the stock market in the-

03:52:00.440 --> 03:52:02.080
I'm not Ruska thinking of the 10 gifted,

03:52:02.080 --> 03:52:03.880
thinking of something, giving it the 10 gifted,

03:52:03.880 --> 03:52:05.840
Shub and Sam are giving it the subject of the three.

03:52:05.840 --> 03:52:06.680
Love the thing if you do,

03:52:06.680 --> 03:52:08.400
you open your head and see things differently.

03:52:08.400 --> 03:52:09.360
I had my graduation yesterday,

03:52:09.360 --> 03:52:14.100
You know my valedictorian speech dub not in the golden for sub plum and Rickard think of the sub

03:52:14.900 --> 03:52:20.100
Not true for the sub. I'm not taking for the five gift is again, Roscoe and Roscoe think of it a thousand bitties

03:52:20.100 --> 03:52:22.140
I'm sorry. I've been missing these donors man. I'm sorry genuinely

03:52:22.140 --> 03:52:26.020
They give it a 15 gift is the thousand bitties custom it in foul thing of the sub salty a

03:52:26.420 --> 03:52:30.220
Q and sit thank you for the sub gross got thank you for the thousand bitties again match Niko

03:52:30.340 --> 03:52:35.560
Can and YRG for the summer are six they give it a three shut up a reactive video to will care what you're saying K dog

03:52:35.560 --> 03:52:36.400
and Mimi think of the sub.

03:52:36.400 --> 03:52:38.080
I'm a slap thing of the sub cave of the sub shock.

03:52:38.080 --> 03:52:42.800
I think of the three lock in on me no longer matches up before.

03:52:42.840 --> 03:52:44.360
Yeah, actually, I love this poll.

03:52:44.360 --> 03:52:45.840
My mods are running right now.

03:52:45.840 --> 03:52:50.000
2008 on gas prices because it is so different depending on the area you're in.

03:52:50.400 --> 03:52:53.240
The Fed wasn't really pumping too much money into the finance.

03:52:53.240 --> 03:52:56.680
I think gas for me right now is around like four fifty.

03:52:57.760 --> 03:52:58.920
It changes every day, though.

03:52:58.920 --> 03:53:03.880
I haven't filled up my tank in about a week and it'll literally change on the day.

03:53:03.880 --> 03:53:09.640
system. Roughly around $800 billion, but that number hasn't really changed over the decades.

03:53:09.640 --> 03:53:14.520
But then when the crash happened, the Fed started to panic. And as the Fed does, by 760 where

03:53:14.520 --> 03:53:18.360
I live, that's wild. Yeah, that's getting to a point where it's like, people are going

03:53:18.360 --> 03:53:23.520
to just stop driving. Like you won't be able to use your car. But like the average American

03:53:23.520 --> 03:53:29.480
commutes, like we have such a bad public system of transportation that the average person

03:53:29.480 --> 03:53:34.440
has to drive to work and I'm pretty sure the average American commute is like over 20 or 30 minutes.

03:53:35.160 --> 03:53:38.680
How far is the average American commute to work?

03:53:42.120 --> 03:53:48.520
15 to 20 miles, 27 to 35 minutes. The average round trip commute is 40 miles. So it's like,

03:53:48.520 --> 03:53:53.320
dude, people are just going to stop driving. Like, but you can't like you need to get to work.

03:53:53.320 --> 03:53:57.080
But now like the money that you have or you could save up, you're just eating away.

03:53:57.080 --> 03:54:04.560
Like you think like oh in your head it's like seven bucks, but it's like for $7 down versus fucking 250 like you're spending

03:54:05.160 --> 03:54:06.120
legitimately

03:54:06.120 --> 03:54:12.760
Three to four times as much on gas per week and it's like if you're somebody that's making you know

03:54:12.760 --> 03:54:14.840
32,000 50 30

03:54:14.840 --> 03:54:18.660
$2,500 annually like you're fucking that hurts

03:54:19.080 --> 03:54:21.080
controlling monetary policy

03:54:21.080 --> 03:54:26.620
like I'm in a situation where I don't have to worry about that, but it's like dude, that's

03:54:26.620 --> 03:54:28.040
genuinely a problem.

03:54:28.040 --> 03:54:33.520
It's to near zero and for the first time ever, started increasingly pumping and I haven't

03:54:33.520 --> 03:54:36.240
seen less than 450 pre COVID maybe in your area.

03:54:36.240 --> 03:54:40.640
I have printing more money whereby 2014 that 800.

03:54:40.640 --> 03:54:48.600
I feel like like two years ago gas was was well below 450 billion dollars has grown to

03:54:48.600 --> 03:54:50.880
to $4.5 trillion.

03:54:50.880 --> 03:54:52.320
And this addiction is-

03:54:52.320 --> 03:54:54.560
Yo, Rosca, thank you for the 10 gifteds.

03:54:54.560 --> 03:54:55.400
Thank you for the gift,

03:54:55.400 --> 03:54:56.520
thank you for the 10 gifties, brother.

03:54:56.520 --> 03:54:58.140
Seth, thank you for the five gifteds as well.

03:54:58.140 --> 03:54:58.980
Bart's the nap for the show.

03:54:58.980 --> 03:55:00.680
Called quantitative easing,

03:55:00.680 --> 03:55:03.720
but all you need to know is that the Fed was creating money,

03:55:03.720 --> 03:55:05.240
pumping it into financial markets,

03:55:05.240 --> 03:55:07.560
like stocks, bonds, and real estate,

03:55:07.560 --> 03:55:09.760
causing stock prices to shoot up.

03:55:09.760 --> 03:55:11.720
But again, those were just assets,

03:55:11.720 --> 03:55:14.640
not wages or the value of the dollar.

03:55:14.640 --> 03:55:17.920
And just like a Zen or a nicotine gum addiction,

03:55:17.920 --> 03:55:21.200
you say is only just once in a while, started showing.

03:55:21.200 --> 03:55:23.840
And the problem is, you have to make a bet.

03:55:23.840 --> 03:55:26.320
Like if companies are borrowing money,

03:55:26.320 --> 03:55:29.000
or not companies, if the US is borrowing money

03:55:29.000 --> 03:55:32.680
from either like big corporations or countries

03:55:32.680 --> 03:55:34.920
and they're giving you a 5% return,

03:55:34.920 --> 03:55:37.960
the way they're gonna pay that back is by printing money,

03:55:37.960 --> 03:55:39.920
which devalues the dollar.

03:55:39.920 --> 03:55:43.440
And so a lot of these countries that are loaning the US,

03:55:43.440 --> 03:55:45.240
you know, billions of dollars

03:55:45.240 --> 03:55:47.040
are actually not making money back

03:55:47.040 --> 03:55:50.560
because yes, you're getting 5% on your money,

03:55:50.560 --> 03:55:53.980
but now the money that you're getting back in US dollars

03:55:53.980 --> 03:55:56.480
is worth less because the US dollar

03:55:56.480 --> 03:55:59.080
just devalued more than 5%.

03:55:59.080 --> 03:56:01.720
Like it has to outmatch inflation by far,

03:56:01.720 --> 03:56:03.080
otherwise it's not even worth it.

03:56:03.080 --> 03:56:05.640
Point signs of real habit.

03:56:06.800 --> 03:56:08.720
Because a few years later in 2017,

03:56:08.720 --> 03:56:10.680
when they stopped trying to do this quantity.

03:56:10.680 --> 03:56:14.600
Gas in Germany, 750 euros, that's bad.

03:56:14.600 --> 03:56:16.280
That's gotta be what, like 10 bucks.

03:56:17.040 --> 03:56:33.840
Oh, you're lying, bro. What? It's 775 US dollars, two euros per liter. Two euros a liter, which

03:56:33.840 --> 03:56:35.680
is 775 a gallon.

03:56:35.680 --> 03:56:41.680
Okay, the Vsing, well, the market starts just still nuts. I'm not saying that's cheap.

03:56:41.680 --> 03:56:45.120
They're crashing, so they reversed course and brought it back. And once that recent

03:56:45.120 --> 03:56:49.160
pandemic hit that four trillion dollars now doubled to nine trillion dollars in

03:56:49.160 --> 03:56:54.400
two years and it's exactly why stocks have ballooned during this time and not

03:56:54.400 --> 03:56:57.880
to mention with all that money printed meant inflation hitting the highest in

03:56:57.880 --> 03:57:02.600
40 years but who cares about that but what's clear is that this loop now became

03:57:02.600 --> 03:57:06.720
an addiction and every time the economy started showing signs of slowing down the

03:57:06.720 --> 03:57:13.960
dose got bigger and bigger the Fed prints more money money flows into stocks

03:57:13.960 --> 03:57:17.480
The people who own stocks feel richer. Let me let me take this out

03:57:17.480 --> 03:57:22.560
They spend more that spending shows up in GDP and politicians call it a strong economy

03:57:22.840 --> 03:57:26.340
And just as we're seeing now it's now something they can't even stop

03:57:26.440 --> 03:57:30.880
It's a full-boned addiction because every time they try to pull back the market drops

03:57:30.880 --> 03:57:34.220
And so just like a withdrawal they put it right back

03:57:35.440 --> 03:57:39.560
I was actually gonna like it for this video, but probably shouldn't inside of this apartment

03:57:39.840 --> 03:57:43.840
You also didn't cut the cigar buddy. I'm not trying to be a connoisseur here

03:57:43.960 --> 03:57:47.360
but you couldn't light that cigar even if you wanted to.

03:57:48.660 --> 03:57:51.960
You couldn't smoke that buddy, you gotta cut the tip, pause.

03:57:51.960 --> 03:57:55.080
But anyways, the stock market has become a wealth engine

03:57:55.080 --> 03:57:57.440
that runs on a completely different track.

03:57:57.440 --> 03:57:59.400
But what's clear is that a system like this

03:57:59.400 --> 03:58:01.920
doesn't just sustain itself by accident.

03:58:01.920 --> 03:58:03.600
And when you follow the money to find out

03:58:03.600 --> 03:58:06.480
who exactly benefit from keeping it this way,

03:58:06.480 --> 03:58:10.080
you'll start to see why nothing ever changes.

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And part of understanding how money actually works

03:58:12.040 --> 03:58:14.080
It starts with understanding your home,

03:58:14.080 --> 03:58:15.160
but most people struggle with this

03:58:15.160 --> 03:58:16.040
because everything is

03:58:16.040 --> 03:58:19.880
to try Monarch money today.

03:58:19.880 --> 03:58:21.560
So back to it because I've now proven to you

03:58:21.560 --> 03:58:24.040
how the stock market and economy are different.

03:58:24.040 --> 03:58:26.760
And a big reason why is that addictive feedback loop

03:58:26.760 --> 03:58:28.680
that we've gotten addicted to.

03:58:28.680 --> 03:58:30.680
But what I found are three players

03:58:30.680 --> 03:58:32.520
that are now feeding into each other

03:58:32.520 --> 03:58:35.320
to keep this loop running forever.

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So let's start off at the top, the CEOs.

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So for most of the 20th century stock buybacks were illegal and for good reason.

03:58:47.760 --> 03:58:51.440
Because if a company uses its own money to buy its own stock, the price obviously goes

03:58:51.440 --> 03:58:55.400
up and anyone with a brain will think that's textbook manipulation.

03:58:55.400 --> 03:58:59.960
But in 1982, they quietly changed that rule and since then, buybacks have become one of

03:58:59.960 --> 03:59:02.680
the most powerful tools in corporate America.

03:59:02.680 --> 03:59:07.560
something that allows us investing in your own fucking company stock just to

03:59:07.560 --> 03:59:09.600
juice the blood of America.

03:59:09.760 --> 03:59:12.480
Ruska, think of the 10 gifted subs mythic and math.

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They give the sub Ruska.

03:59:13.280 --> 03:59:15.360
Think of the 10 gifted spring thing of the rate as well.

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Divine indeed.

03:59:15.880 --> 03:59:16.560
Think of the three.

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You're great.

03:59:17.280 --> 03:59:18.840
You helped me and many others through tough times.

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Thank you.

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And Ruska, think of it.

03:59:20.600 --> 03:59:22.640
The gifted stock market to keep going up.

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So let me just show you exactly what I mean between 2019 and 2024 lows, like the

03:59:27.640 --> 03:59:32.640
hardware store spent 46.6 billion dollars buying back its own stock.

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And yeah, a big number, but that works out to roughly $28,000 per employee while I gotta

03:59:38.600 --> 03:59:43.640
rewind. Yeah, store, let's show you exactly what I mean. Between 2019 and 2024, Lowe's,

03:59:43.640 --> 03:59:50.440
at the hardware store, spent $46.6 billion buying back its own stock. And yeah, a big number, but

03:59:50.440 --> 03:59:57.800
that works out to roughly $28,000 per employee while the average Lowe's worker made around $30,600.

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So if you do like that, the company was literally spending almost as much as inflating its own

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and stock price, then paying its entire workforce.

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But I'm not just picking on lows.

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The hundred lowest paying companies in the S&P 500.

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Yeah, and they only do shit.

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Like that's the thing with companies

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is if a company does something that seems like really good,

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there are like moral companies that exist,

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but never big ones.

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When you see a company do something that's like crazy,

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like, oh wow, what a great thing they just did.

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They're only doing it because long-term it's profitable

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or it's competitive.

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Same thing with like cutting prices.

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Like if you see a company that's like,

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We're not going to raise our prices.

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We're going to keep it here, and we're going to cut out the competition.

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Like, that's why they're doing it.

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They're not doing it because they fucking care about their customers.

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They're doing it.

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They're doing it because it's, it makes sense to.

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You're going to fuck over the competition.

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Eventually, you could either raise the price or you loop people in through the

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cheap shit.

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Like, as an example, the Costco hot dog, bruh.

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People would be like Costco hot dog is so cheap to eat at Costco.

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They're so nice.

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It's not nice, but they get you to go in for the food you buy other shit.

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Like it it on paper

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There's been guys that have run numbers at Costco to prove that them keeping their food cheap is profitable for them

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Right steams the goat steamed up. Well steams the go for a steam fucks over devs like we've watched that

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I fuck with steam. I love steam as a gaming

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Like you purchasing platform and I think Gabe Newell's like one of the only like billionaires that I don't hate but like

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Even that even steam fucks over it's it's a technical employees or people that make games

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Sarah started taking the three

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Yesterday to party you had a lot of confidence

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boot

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Crazy confidence boost dance for a long time one about 1 a.m. Try to join the discord

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But for some reason when I get intoxicated

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I have a fear of being alone that DC was the funniest shit of my life

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Even though they're being so mean to me because I have no idea what the fuck was going on. What?

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What?

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I've spent a combined $600- I have no idea what you're talking about.

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$44 billion on buybacks over that same exact period.

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You might be- You joined a discord, you joined a call in my discord and then people were

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mean to you.

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You're asking like why?

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Well I'll see if it's- I would a CEO choose to inflate the stock price instead of investing

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in the company.

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Well, it's because over 80% of the CEOs now get paid from stock awards and stock options.

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So when the stock price goes up, the CEO gets paid a lot more and it's pretty much that simple.

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So if we're going to be real here, isn't it fair to just blame the CEOs when that's really

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just the incentive structure at play and incentives are always going to reveal outcomes?

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So before you go in the comments and start calling me a bootlicker, what I'm trying to

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get-

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Well, I think if you're a CEO, you should actively- like, I think, yeah, if you're the CEO of

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Apple, you could get paid fucking millions of dollars.

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Makes sense, right?

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But he's like, who's the current CEO of Apple that just stepped down?

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Tim Cook.

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Tim Cook is like one of the only CEOs that it makes that much sense that he fucking makes

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that much money.

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Like there's so many CEOs that run far less profitable companies and make more than Tim

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Cook.

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Like Tim Cook built the biggest company in terms of like raw sales ever.

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Like, Apple makes money, Apple prints, right?

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And so, it's like, yeah, that guy should probably get paid a lot of money.

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He does a lot of work, right?

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But like, there's, even then, it's like, you as the CEO of a company like that,

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or just like as a company in general, like, when you have, when you have like insurance companies,

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like, the CEO's making fucking $80 million a year while they're denying people a fucking cancer treatment.

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Like, you're a cuck.

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Like, you're a fucking loser.

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Like that's not you being an incentivized CEO. That's you actively being a dickhead. Like that's the thing

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That's different is like making money as the CEO is fine

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It depends on the fucking company depends on the person depends how much of a share of the company's value you're making, right?

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If you're the CEO of Apple, yeah, sure you making fucking 80 million dollars a year makes sense

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The company makes trillions, you know, it's a fucking big-ass company

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But if you're a company that sells fucking insurance and you're actively denying people while also fucking printing money for yourself

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It's like yeah, dude. You're probably gonna have people that fucking hate you, you know, like I I'm not saying you shouldn't make millions

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Yeah, if you're the CEO of a fucking huge company. Yeah, you'd make five ten million dollars

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But when they're making 130 it's like bro. You're not doing that much work like you're not get out

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Is that the CEO can't just do this alone back like Elon's pay package, bro

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Where he's trying to get like a trillion dollar pay package and like motherfuckers just approve it because they know that he carries that company

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He carries the stock what he says goes he could fucking change that companies

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You know fucking

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Trajectory office it on a win, you know, it's like certain CEOs like that. It's like, bro. You're not you're not doing that much

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You're not doing that much where you're getting a trillion air to a trillion

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$1,000 billion dollars.

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I have bosses too.

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And not to mention, someone has to be buying those inflated stocks

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and not just buying them, but holding them and even encouraging it.

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Which brings me to the second player.

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And these companies here sit at the center of all of this.

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BlackRock, Vanguard and State Street are all asset management companies

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and they manage over $24 trillion.

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And not just that, they're the largest single shareholder in 88% of S&P 500.

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Doesn't BlackRock also create like shill companies to like buy out fucking properties and so like in certain neighborhoods

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It's like fully owned by BlackRock

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So you think you live in like a nice neighborhood, but like one company owns every fucking every fucking house

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Every house companies and with that amount of power means that just in different names

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These three firms vote on behalf of millions of investors at corporate shareholder meetings

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Which means that they have a lot of say on things from let's say CEO compensation packages or buyback programs

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You guess how these asset management firms make their money?

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They charge fees on the percentage of total assets, which means exactly why you might be tracking

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So anytime the stock market goes up their revenue goes up automatically

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So these same three firms that make more money when stock prices rise are also the same people who vote on whether

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CEOs can keep inflating stocks with buybacks, of course

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Yes, like a feedback loop. They're never gonna vote. No considering every buyback inflates assets that they collect fees on and voting against

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Buybacks will be voting against their own revenue

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So those are the two players

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But there's one more player that keeps this whole thing protected because none of this works without someone writing the rules to allow it

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Dude, I think isn't Australia one of the only countries that made it so you can't like pay politicians

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I think that's the most fucked shit ever, dude

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being I understand like supporting I think individuals should be able to like donate to politicians

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But like companies being able to give out like millions of dollars to politicians to help them get elected is like so clearly

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Just like a hey, I'll scratch your back you scratch mine like what the fuck

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When Nancy Pelosi took office in 1987 her portfolio was

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Nancy Pelosi somewhere between like 600,000

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That whole shit where you could just match her stocks and you make fucking so much money

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$1 and 800

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There's people that do that that literally they just buy the stocks Nancy Pelosi buys and they make money

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$100,000 but today it's worth

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$133.7 million dollars. I don't think if you are a politician you should be able to buy stocks

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I like I think that's the fucking stupidest thing ever if I if you're like a mayor, okay?

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Whatever, but if you're like a high-level governor state representative, you know

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you know, senator or high level of like, if you're involved in shit, where you know something's going to go down, you're flat out inside trading, you're flat out inside trading, or you're doing things that are actively like you're you're getting your hands

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what makes sense, but by what is most financially

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incentive towards you.

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That's a 16,930% gain, and it's not even close at how much

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they beat out the S&P, the NASDAQ, and the Dow over the same

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exact period.

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But I think you all know this by now.

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Over 100 members of Congress make 10,000 stock trades every

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year, and it's not like this right or left thing, because

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both Democrats and Republicans consistently overperform even

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professional money managers.

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And just to protect myself,

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all of the government and in my opinion,

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these members are routinely trading stocks

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with insider information on companies

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that their committee is directly overseeing.

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So I think I'll have you already know this,

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but here's what most people miss.

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Again, like myself, it's not just about allegedly,

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in my opinion, insider trading in Congress,

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it goes even higher.

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Because think about it,

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how do we measure whether a president is doing a good job?

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It's usually the stock market.

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That has become like the scorecard now for success and every president knows this.

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I've analyzed a lot of Trump's and previous president's speeches and Trump himself has pointed to the stock market more than almost everything else is proof that his policies work.

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And of course I'm recording this just as the war has broken out, but usually the approval ratings and the market's performance tend to move together when the market is up.

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Yeah, because you can't really you can't really base how well the country is doing off of how well the stock market is doing

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As I was saying, yeah, they're separate but also like there's like five stocks that account for like fucking 35 or like 80

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What is the percentage?

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What five stocks account for the most money in the stock market?

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Like, what percentage of the money in the top five stocks account for what percentage of the entire stock market?

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How would I word that?

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What percent of all of the stock market do the top five stocks account for?

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The top five stocks are 28% of the entire S&P 500.

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22% of the entire market capitalization.

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So it's like, you can't, you can't go, oh, the country's doing great because the stock market's up.

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It's like, bro, yeah, Nvidia is its own fucking country in terms of value.

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Like you can't be like, oh, well, because Apple's doing well, that means the United States is fucking swimming.

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ruble ratings are high and when a dip sees kind of where I'm going with this is that Wall Street knows this too

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They know that no president regardless of party can ever afford to let the market crash

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So what this means that every CEO doing buybacks and every asset manager collecting fees know that they have pretty much

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Unlimited protection they can keep inflating prices because the government can't afford to stop them and tell them no

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So you can now start seeing how this is all circular and connected

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The president needs the market up to prove that the economy works.

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The market needs the president to keep the rule favorable,

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and as long as both sides need each other, nothing changes.

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And to put a little tiny bow on top of that,

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it's exactly why 26 out of 42 Wall Street lobbyists last year were former government employees,

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so it's not even too s-

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Or fucking dude, I'm not gonna go on a rant about APAC right now.

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Separate groups of people anymore, they're all the same damn thing.

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Getting funded American politicians getting funded by foreign fucking countries to fuck

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Just like the addiction that we oh my god

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Like how is that not like that like that like makes me want to my face want to turn red talked about like what the fuck are you doing

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The longer how is that allowed this loop funded? I who made that dude? Oh my god. I love the guy that made that fucking

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application that shows you like how much money each politician has earned from

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like APAC, like showing clearly like oh this person's made $38 million because breaking

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it wouldn't is it literally just called APAC tracker?

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It literally is members of Congress. Yeah, you could search anyone. Oh

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My god and how much money Israel has given them or how much money yeah, how much money a pack

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association with Israel has given them

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But that's like wild so many people it's like

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It's like 30 K 40 K like some guys. It's a lot dude

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Some guys it's a lot man

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Tom Cotton's gotten a million dollars one point eight four million dollars up for re-election

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John Boosman 191 K oh my god and it's just showing every you can look at every single

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person in Congress in every state that's fucking wild dude let me get a new Jersey let me get

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New Jersey. Oh, see, it's just like so upsetting, dude. And do they have to accept the money?

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I think that's I don't know. Is that like a definitive thing? It's like, you're getting

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paid by a pack. Does that mean you have to like scratch their back? Or can you just take

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the money and tell them to fuck off? I wonder how that works.

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Heard the people like if a packs like we're going to give you a million dollars,

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can you just go? Thanks. And then just when if you get elected, just still be like, oh, fuck you.

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the top it would crash the same retirement accounts and pensions that regularly get killed. Okay,

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I'm not suicidal by the way. Your people depend on so it's not crazy to say that this system has

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now made you hostage and I can prove that too. With the thing you need on the same first is that

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the economy is strong and that's not a lie. Every single one of those not- Quirk for the five I

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I can't help you there, buddy.

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BH, they give it 1,000 biddies.

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T-Man, Chalky, they give it a sub-taunt for the three.

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You'd have to submit a request.

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Drew, they give it a sub-taunt for the three.

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Impacted the intent of the decision to make a person

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good or bad?

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Yeah, I mean, that's definitely involved.

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BH and 5K for the sub-tests, for the sub-court,

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they give it a five.

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Sorry, they give it a three.

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Lock-in.

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Numbers is real.

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But to understand this, what nobody tells you

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is who those numbers are actually measuring.

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Because if you're going to be held hostage,

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you also need a hostage taker.

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And what we're starting to see is two completely different

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economies running inside the same country. And so on much smarter than I am have put

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it into words better than I could. September 2025, Mark Zandie, the chief economist at

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Moody's Analytics, updated his data on who's actually spending money in America. And his

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conclusion is kind of scary. You can see in this tweet, looking at the data, it's not

04:14:58.600 --> 04:15:03.000
a mystery why most Americans feel like the economy isn't working for them.

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The well to do power consumer spending.

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Consumer price index, lower income, very high income is spike.

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For the bottom 80%, those making less than about $175,000 a year, spending has just kept

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pace with inflation since the pandemic, which means that it didn't really grow, it just

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matched price increases.

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If you compare that to the top 3.3%, in Dandy's words, what it's showing is that they're doing

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much, much, much better.

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I mean, it's snowballs to do it if you're if you have millions of dollars to invest you are making so much of money on your money

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The course if you have more income you're gonna be able to spend more but so what what are your thoughts about that checks?

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Biden gave the people during covid like stimulus checks

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I think in on paper

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It's really good to give people stimulus checks in that sense because it's like okay

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You're helping people out it is causing inflation, but it's like people really needed money

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The downside is like the average person was just blowing that shit dude

04:16:01.960 --> 04:16:09.000
like if you ask anybody that works at the service industry when everybody got those stimulus checks

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Oh my god people are just balling out for like fucking three weeks

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Well remember how the economy measures everything when casinos made so much money consumer spending in the US makes up about

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70% of our GDP. I mean shit like we'd love to consume what this is. Yeah, it's more on that person

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Essentially means is that 10% of people are driving 50% of all that which essentially means that the GDP looks strong on paper

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but that growth is largely being driven from one group stock gains and home equity.

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But still, just throwing numbers at you is still an abstract

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until you see what I'm talking about being played out in the real world.

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Because what we're now seeing is that companies have noticed a split

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and they're actively picking sides.

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Believe it or not, in the early 2000s,

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far people put in L ads.

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What it means is that 10% of people are driving 50% of all that,

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which essentially means that the GDP looks strong on paper

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But I don't run mid rolls that growth is largely being driven from one group's stock gains and home equity

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But still just am I getting bothered bro. What the fuck is happening?

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They're back in subtle only dude. I'm not running mid rolls

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Twitch forces you to run mid rolls now. There's I'm not having this argument again

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Which does not force me to have mid rolls. I do not run mid rolls. I only run pre-rolls. I

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Only run pre-rolls

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I'm dead ass and must they change that and didn't fucking tell anybody

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You got a partner and ads. I have no ad scheduled. I have pre rolls on that's it

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And I didn't click an ad button

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The only numbers are you is still abstract until you see what I'm talking about being played out in the real world

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because what we're now seeing is that companies have noticed the split and they're actively picking sides.

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Believe it or not, in the early 2000s, McDonald's was like in this death spiral where sales were

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failing and so was it stock. But then they came up with this brilliant idea to introduce the dollar

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menu. Remember those? It's obviously built for low-end-

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That shit don't exist anymore. You still get a biggie bag, though. $5 biggie bag at Wendy's.

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Some consumers who needed to make the most bang out of their buck and it worked.

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McDonald's revenue shot up 33% and as we know them today built an empire on affordable food for

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everyone. But fast forward to 2025 and that's quietly no longer the case. The McDonald's CEO

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has recently told investors that traffic from low-income households to McDonald's has dropped

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by nearly double digits and it's because 78% of Americans now view fast food restaurants like McDonald's

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as a luxury and instead what he's seeing is that high-income visitors have skyrocketed and as I looked

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Even closer what I found is that this like rich people are going to McDonald's now

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It's basically happening to every industry in America and everything is splitting into even traditional low-cost retailers like Walmart is seeing similar trends luxury

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Yeah, I think it's I think it's the

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The target problem like target as a company only works for middle-class people

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And so that's why they fucking suck right now like you're if you're shopping

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You're either going to Walmart or like Airwan like the the middle class doesn't exist tells

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like the way that it used to four seasons and ritz carlton are posting nearly 3% higher revenue while

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Economy budget hotels have dropped 3.1% airlines are rapidly building up luxury suites with caviar service and a problem that they're facing is that it's

04:19:37.160 --> 04:19:41.160
Over crowded while economy seat demand has started to shrink

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So what's becoming more and more clear is that we're looking at what economy?

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I don't know, Target got some good donuts.

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Yep.

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This call a K shaped economy where one line goes up

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and the other goes down.

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And even under the same system in loops

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is a sharp increase in two completely different outcomes

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depending on which side of the K you are on.

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And so you might be thinking as long as you're on top of the K,

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who cares?

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But this is why I should scare everyone.

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Because if things don't change, it's

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only going to keep affecting everyone.

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As our home made Zandy puts it, right now it

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doesn't feel like the economy's perched

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on a strong foundation.

04:20:13.560 --> 04:20:15.880
It's perched on a few polls that are sticking up.

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And if one of those polls gets knocked out,

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then the whole economy gets knocked down.

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And it's scary because he's right.

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The stock market right now is being carried

04:20:24.760 --> 04:20:27.760
by a handful of tech companies investing heavily in AI.

04:20:27.760 --> 04:20:29.860
Jaw growth is being carried almost entirely

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by the healthcare sector.

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And consumer spending, remember 70% of GDP

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is again being carried only by the top 10%.

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And when that top 10% is continuing to own more

04:20:40.440 --> 04:20:45.700
more stocks to a tune of around 624,000 more than just three years ago because the stock

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price keeps going up and up. Now the question becomes what happens if the market and when

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it corrects. And as I'm writing this, especially with what's going on with the war, it's just

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now.

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Well, and you wonder like it, when we talk about a crash, like how big would that crash

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be? Like say there's the bubble, the bubble pops. How bad does it pop? You know, just

04:21:07.380 --> 04:21:15.660
the stock market crash 9%, 12%, 30%, like it's not gonna bottom out at zero, but it's

04:21:15.660 --> 04:21:16.660
gonna go down.

04:21:16.660 --> 04:21:20.940
Now at least as some sort of collapse, and they start pulling back their money, there's

04:21:20.940 --> 04:21:24.340
not really going to be anything underneath to catch that fall.

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And I haven't even mentioned the middle class that used to be the backbone of this economy

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and country.

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And there's a reason why there isn't any even space for them on the K. And it's because

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the middle class is actively shrinking.

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What used to be 61% in 1971 is now 51% today and most of those people falling out of the

04:21:41.720 --> 04:21:43.220
middle class aren't moving up.

04:21:43.220 --> 04:21:46.060
Yeah, they're not moving up the ladder, they're moving down.

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They're sliding down in the bottom part.

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Well, cause you can't like, dude, if you were, if you were an American in like the fucking

04:21:52.700 --> 04:21:58.020
1910s, bro, even after that, like the fucking 40s, bro, you could be a factory worker and

04:21:58.020 --> 04:21:59.460
had a house.

04:21:59.460 --> 04:22:01.380
Like now, bro, you're barely making rent.

04:22:01.380 --> 04:22:05.420
Talked about earlier, we've already seen this movie with the Great Depression, where the

04:22:05.420 --> 04:22:09.820
asset class will inevitably benefit from the crash and recovery, while even years after

04:22:09.820 --> 04:22:12.460
the non-asset class stood in red lines.

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And what scares me most is that right now, the S&P 500 and consumer sentiment are forming

04:22:17.660 --> 04:22:19.420
that exact same shape.

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So what's clear is that even with this strong economy that we see today, what it doesn't

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describe is the 330 million people that make up this country.

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What it more so describes is the 33 million.

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Hey, at least the Dow is over 50,000, right?

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So now the question becomes, what's next?

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I mean, it's pretty clear that this is

04:22:38.380 --> 04:22:40.380
in a broken system waiting to be fixed.

04:22:40.380 --> 04:22:42.460
And when you consider that this has been a working system

04:22:42.460 --> 04:22:44.100
since the Asia kings and queens

04:22:44.100 --> 04:22:45.900
are at least the Great Depression,

04:22:45.900 --> 04:22:48.660
truth is it will always probably be this way.

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But what I'm actually trying to say here

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is that this actually means hope.

04:22:52.060 --> 04:22:55.580
Hope that if the system is always gonna be designed this way,

04:22:55.580 --> 04:22:58.300
once you see it, you can actually start to use it.

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Because if the people running our economy

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is indeed addicted to this loop that I explained.

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What becomes obvious if you wanna escape

04:23:04.860 --> 04:23:07.120
this permanent underclass is that the difference

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between the two economies is an income.

04:23:09.460 --> 04:23:12.620
41% of people today making between $300,000

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to $500,000 a year say that they're living paycheck

04:23:16.220 --> 04:23:17.060
to paycheck.

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Fucking jerk off, bro.

04:23:22.460 --> 04:23:23.820
We watched that one video, dude.

04:23:23.820 --> 04:23:25.940
The woman that was like making 350K a year,

04:23:25.940 --> 04:23:27.880
she said she was living paycheck to paycheck.

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You're an idiot.

04:23:29.100 --> 04:23:30.700
If you're living paycheck to paycheck

04:23:30.700 --> 04:23:32.340
and you make 350K a year,

04:23:32.340 --> 04:23:34.420
you are just financially irresponsible.

04:23:34.420 --> 04:23:38.260
Like there is, that's all, that's it, right?

04:23:38.260 --> 04:23:40.620
You're running an apartment that costs 10K a month.

04:23:40.620 --> 04:23:41.860
Why are you doing that?

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Like I just, there's no world where you can't, you can't,

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bro, you 350K a year, say post-tax,

04:23:51.780 --> 04:23:55.060
you take home like fucking 210, bro.

04:23:55.060 --> 04:23:57.380
You're fucking, you're still balling.

04:23:57.380 --> 04:24:00.420
$300,000 to $500,000 a year,

04:24:00.420 --> 04:24:02.940
say that they're living paycheck to paycheck.

04:24:02.940 --> 04:24:04.060
When I looked even closer,

04:24:04.060 --> 04:24:07.580
40% of people making over $500,000

04:24:07.580 --> 04:24:09.140
are saying the same thing.

04:24:09.140 --> 04:24:10.140
So what's clear is that now-

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Brother, I am not, yo.

04:24:13.220 --> 04:24:14.980
Brother, I'm in that category.

04:24:14.980 --> 04:24:17.060
I am not living paycheck to paycheck.

04:24:17.060 --> 04:24:19.140
You are a fucking dork.

04:24:19.140 --> 04:24:20.940
If you can't fucking,

04:24:20.940 --> 04:24:25.940
if you can't fucking survive on half a million a year,

04:24:25.940 --> 04:24:33.300
year, you're a jerk off. You are an idiot. That's like actually natural selection. I'm so serious.

04:24:33.300 --> 04:24:39.060
If you make half a million a year and you're like, man, I don't have money for next month's rent,

04:24:39.060 --> 04:24:43.780
what are you doing? What are you spending money on? How are you blowing that amount of money?

04:24:43.780 --> 04:24:49.300
The line isn't income. It's ownership. Because if the system is set up where if you own assets,

04:24:49.300 --> 04:24:54.260
the current carries you. And if you don't, no matter how much you make or work hard,

04:24:54.260 --> 04:25:00.140
It will always pull away from you make at least two milli-year G buddy. I said I was in the class of over 500k

04:25:00.140 --> 04:25:02.460
I did not say I was in the one of 350

04:25:02.820 --> 04:25:07.180
So obviously what I'm saying is easier said than done and in fact

04:25:07.180 --> 04:25:11.140
It's only getting harder as I record this video right now from Croatia

04:25:11.140 --> 04:25:19.300
What I'm constantly getting reminded is that for all of America's problems that door is still open wider than any other country on earth

04:25:19.300 --> 04:25:23.660
So I'm not gonna lie to you and say that I'm not trying to join that upper part of the game

04:25:23.660 --> 04:25:28.500
But I know for certain that the more I do not make five million months. I do not make five million months. I

04:25:29.180 --> 04:25:30.540
I think you're buddy, buddy

04:25:30.540 --> 04:25:35.880
I do not make but you think I make you think I make 60 million dollars a year and understand how this works the more

04:25:35.880 --> 04:25:38.500
I know to my heart that I can only do it in a way

04:25:38.500 --> 04:25:43.600
That's ethical and honest if you do have a problem with me wanting to escape the permanent underclass

04:25:43.620 --> 04:25:46.060
You should unsubscribe right now and I mean it

04:25:46.060 --> 04:25:53.120
I do not want you in my audience because it wow what a good in a world of money and power the people who understand the game will

04:25:53.120 --> 04:25:58.960
Always do better than the people who refuse to acknowledge it and damn, bro

04:25:59.040 --> 04:26:02.280
Dude, Jen makes the most fucking entertaining videos

04:26:04.160 --> 04:26:08.740
16,930 percent gain is so comical. Yeah, that's fucking wild. I

04:26:10.120 --> 04:26:13.180
Told you make 1.2 billion a year. Yeah, totally

04:26:14.880 --> 04:26:16.160
Totally

04:26:16.160 --> 04:26:17.680
Now I make good money, bro

04:26:17.680 --> 04:26:23.520
But like see I don't know I had that there was the other day that motherfucker was like yo Joe says Joe acts like he's broke

04:26:23.520 --> 04:26:27.560
I was like I don't act like I'm broke. I act like $500. It's $500

04:26:28.420 --> 04:26:32.140
Money's money at the end of the day, you know, I'm not gonna see it here and be like oh

04:26:32.140 --> 04:26:37.500
I make a shitload of money me fucking losing $500 is not a lot like I'm still gonna be like yeah

04:26:37.500 --> 04:26:44.240
That's a lot you do warp, but I'm not warping. I'm saying I understand bro. I lived in a trailer till I was nine

04:26:44.940 --> 04:26:46.940
like I I

04:26:46.940 --> 04:26:55.280
I remember I like I wasn't rich right like now I now yeah, but like I still value money like

04:26:56.800 --> 04:27:01.220
I'm not sitting here going like oh, I grew up in the trenches, but like I wasn't like a nepo maybe

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Five hundred K your back

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Heavy and John for the sub not in one for the sub pizza night for the sub

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Jork and lovely it's hum don't think of it a three chat. We're gonna call that there though. That was a fucking W stream

04:27:14.080 --> 04:27:17.520
If you have any of these, you have a watch game zone to play videos, such as give such

04:27:17.520 --> 04:27:19.720
to have a time on those the videos that watch kids I play.

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I will be live on Tuesday chat.

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I'm not live tomorrow.

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I'll be live on Tuesday.

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We're going to start off stream probably yapping.

04:27:26.760 --> 04:27:28.360
We got like a short hour and a half star.

04:27:28.360 --> 04:27:31.800
I was sad that we're going to do and then we're going to start doing a little bit of random

04:27:31.800 --> 04:27:35.780
games and we'll probably play or not probably we're going to do forza horizon sex driving

04:27:35.780 --> 04:27:36.780
wheel.

04:27:36.780 --> 04:27:42.000
Sim game day, maybe a little drinking and driving Wednesday subnautica to we're going

04:27:42.000 --> 04:27:46.240
to be Thursday, 007, maybe Wikipedia Speed Race with Lutter,

04:27:46.240 --> 04:27:48.560
Brovy Bro, don't really know what's going on Thursday yet.

04:27:48.560 --> 04:27:51.520
Friday's Reacts, Saturday, the 30th, through the second,

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I'm not live.

04:27:54.000 --> 04:27:56.280
And then we're back grinding out stream.

04:27:56.280 --> 04:27:59.800
We got Reacts and Games, the third, maybe 007,

04:27:59.800 --> 04:28:01.080
Random Games, the fourth, the fifth.

04:28:01.080 --> 04:28:02.960
We're doing a charity stream for Shatterproof,

04:28:02.960 --> 04:28:06.960
matching chat stone is up to 10K, fighting drug addiction.

04:28:06.960 --> 04:28:09.920
Airport security game, coming out,

04:28:09.920 --> 04:28:13.560
Yu-Gi collab, killdozer collab, fucking fears the fathom drops.

04:28:13.560 --> 04:28:17.320
We got to fucking grow a shop review,

04:28:18.320 --> 04:28:19.600
fucking trying not to laugh, cut off.

04:28:19.600 --> 04:28:20.880
So we got a lot of stuff.

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Please don't think of it as great.

04:28:22.080 --> 04:28:23.360
Let's get thinking of the five.

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All right, but chat, we're calling that there.

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Wstream in the chat, appreciate y'all.

04:28:27.920 --> 04:28:28.880
Hope y'all had fun watching.

04:28:28.880 --> 04:28:30.400
I had a fun time streaming.

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Stifling thinking of the five gift.

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It's already pushed out of the main in the game,

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so go watch that.

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But outside of that chat, who the fuck do we raid?

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Small fries, we could raid small fries.

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I'm down

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Mom down what wait small fries all right put your y'all though and I

