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Hello everybody bloody good how's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday everybody
chat we are live early today doing a fucking react day into a custom streamer mecha chameleon
Lobby dub
We have a few things we're going to be doing today
Probably three to four reacts if I had a guess we got about probably three reacts. We got like two hours
So we're gonna limit the pre-stream the app here. Don't send bits immediately pinning that
Do not send bits. I will not leave them
Hold up
Pinning that right now because we have to get into the reacts in literally three minutes. Anyways
Chat we have about three reacts that we're doing maybe four if we're lucky
Before mecha chameleon, then we're going to be doing a mecha lobby with I believe
Let me rattle off the names because Ray sent it to me
Me Valkyrie Masayoshi disguised toast quarter Jade Abe
Chibli, Lily Pichu, Foolish, Ryan Higa, Shoto, Stars Mittens, Selbit, Tubbo, Ludwig, and Squeaks.
I didn't even know that many people could be in a mecha-chameleon lobby. Is that like a custom thing?
That's like 14 people.
It's like a lot of people. Ryan Higa. Yes, Ryan Higa.
Anyways.
Yeah, today's going to be
Reacts mech a chameleon tomorrow's a random game day around one or two
I don't really know what time yet. It'll be one or two. We're going to be doing backyard baseball probably some other random games
Maybe a whole maybe creature kitchen I did want to play creature kitchen
So we might do creature kitchen tomorrow backyard baseball
Maybe like another Oregon like seven nights with broom be or the abyss below some shit like that
Tuesday, I'm not live. Wednesday, we're gonna do horror games, including one that drops that day called flash and die. And we might do a World Cup watch party that day to for the semi finals, because it'll be when I'm normally streaming semi finals is Tuesday, Wednesday.
And then the final is the 19th this Sunday. I'm not live this Sunday or Tuesday. So we might do semi finals watch party on Wednesday.
What teams play Wednesday though chat? I don't know. Anyways, Wednesday horror games may be World Cup, otherwise it'll just be random shit. Thursday triple T horror game, dressing up as well, maybe a mousetrap punishment from the try not to laugh that's been delayed.
Friday's going to be reacts Saturday Sunday the 18th 19th not live 20th
random game day that we're gonna go from there next charity stream the 24th for
Alvea Sanctuary matching chatstone us up to 10 K and then we'll go from there we
got a lot of other streams planned some of their trying out to laughs I do want
to plan today that I'm gonna review the entire Long John Silver's menu I don't
know when I'm gonna do that though because streamer games is coming up but I
I will be I'll be gone for like six days, but I'll be streaming like three or four of them because I'll be co-streaming the streamer games
The first and the second so it won't be like me at a setup like I'm not gonna be IRLing
But I'll be co-streaming the event that is just broadcasted on my channel um
and
Then I might do an IRL out in LA. I don't really know we'll see we'll see
I might be a part of an IRL that just might be a YouTube video. I'll be vlogging it as well
So there's gonna be content planned, but I don't really know how many days I'll be streaming while I'm gone
Outside of the first and second anyways
That's the schedule if you haven't even used to have to watch games in play videos like desktop games
I should have to decide if I missed the videos that I watched in the games that I play. Yeah
Anyways chat. Yes, I saw the Norway game. I saw the Norway game. I bet on Norway and I bet on Holland goal
either hit. Then I doubled down and bet on a messy goal for Argentina. Argentina won,
but Messi didn't get a goal. And then I doubled, tripled down, and I bet on Patti Pimbalet knockout
after one and a half rounds, and he submitted Benoit in 20 seconds. So that was awesome to see,
but pretty disappointing for the betting. And then I had another bet. I lost every bet I made
last night, by the way. Every single one. Then I bet on Max Holloway, knockout rounds,
I bet on Max Holloway, knockout rounds two, three or four, and Max Holloway just straight
win round two or three, and Conor McGregor fucking flips his kneecap or some shit off
rip throws a flying kick and fucking full lands wrong and the fights over in 30 seconds.
And I tell you, that was the worst UFC fight I have ever seen in my entire life.
I was, I was so hype, and that was the quickest UFC event that I've ever seen.
I'm an Eastern Standard Time, normally UFC fights end at like 1AM, it was done by 1140.
Because the two main card fights, Patty submits the guy in 20 seconds, and then fucking counters
out in 30 so it was like the two big fights were just done like instantly um it was still fun to
watch but i mean every bet i had missed every single one the only bet i still have riding
on my draft kings is france to win the world cup i have a thousand dollars on it and i still will be
down if that hits because of how many i think the last like four world cup bets i've had have lost
because I've been on Mexico. I've been a thousand dollars from Mexico to win and that was the most entertaining fucking World Cup game I've ever seen, but they lost.
So that was rough and then every bet last night. How much money have you lost all time or like recently? All time or recently?
recently. Gambling online or in person?
Online sports betting. I was before the World Cup online sports betting all time. I was probably up
like $5,000. Now probably even. But online casino gambling probably down like 6k.
And then in-person gambling, down 12, maybe, more, I don't know.
That's cap.
Bro, I was up.
I used to be crazy at UFC betting.
I'm not even going to lie.
Like, I'm not like a UFC expert, but I just had like a hot streak
of like five UFC events that I won like $1,000, $2,000 on.
And then I just started losing.
So now now we're about even maybe down
Honestly, who knows we'll see how this French back goes, but yeah, it was fun. It was fun to watch
Yeah, wait, yes, I don't know if it accepted me it says I have an
Application status. I didn't even know you could do this right sent me a discord invite for Mac at today
And did you guys know you can make it to your discord has an application?
Like you have to apply to be a member
So I'm like I applied she does you have to apply. I'm like, yeah, it's still suspending
You can make it so it's like like a college application like you have to apply to be a part of a discord
I had no idea that that was a thing
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I'm not gonna be able to read bets right now guys. I'm sorry
Jade official, it's ZW, FW, Short, Short for the Sub-Smarcle, thank you to the three.
Infanty, Toe, Knot, Laura, Marm, Mine, Ella, Banana, can't thank you to the three.
MC, Wolfe, Ellen, the Doc, SEP, and MC for the Sub-Fire, Molly, Landon.
Dill, Stan, Shrek, Fear, B, NRS, Celtic, C-Dead.
Chas, It's Bear, Assassin, CR, Tub, Glacier, thank you to the three.
TMT, 90s, Caso, Bird, Spider, and West, thank you to the sub.
Kieran, ZG, Shore, Sill, and ADR, thank you to the three.
Chat, run it out in the videos that we have today.
Starting out, not in Kiran, thank you for the stuff, don't send bets right now.
We have a Darman video.
Now, we haven't done a Darman video in quite some time, okay?
It has been probably over a year since we've, like, I think we tried to watch a Darman video like six months ago,
and it was terrible, so that might be the same thing, and, like, not a good terrible.
Like, Darman videos are a good bad, you know what I mean?
Like, a movie so bad it's good, but then there's a level of bad that it's just bad.
We had one of those, the latter.
So I'm hoping this one's good.
It's about Lux Maxing and Clavicular.
So, or like just BP in general,
but it's like the main character,
like, or one of the guys that he like lessons to
is clearly just supposed to look like Lav.
So we're going to fuck in, watch this.
Then we have the evolution of weapons from Rock to Nuke,
investigating the lab storing
a thousand frozen dead people and the horror of water parks.
We're definitely not getting through all four of
these in the next hour and 50 minutes.
We're gonna try so let's walk in trunk shores cubs rip. Hey George and MG think of the stuff. Don't said bits chat lock in
Let's go. Teen uses hammer to be handsome
That is a loony tunes mallet that is not the fucking shit
that PP guys are using to bone smash.
That was like an actual fucking hammer.
You.
You either upgrade yourself, you sand visible.
He just has that in his fucking, he just has that in his bathroom.
What are you doing?
Nothing, dude.
Nothing, get out of my room.
What are you doing?
Nothing!
Nothing! Get out of my room!
It's just bone smashing!
That's not that crazy.
Okay, well bone smashing you shouldn't do.
You're hitting, you're basically
willingly injuring yourself to look better.
But,
I feel like for it to be
to the point of like,
you close the door of your brother,
you have to be like injecting
peptides into your fucking like,
into your like space or something, you know?
Like you're using a needle of sorts.
You just hitting your face with a mallet,
I feel like that's not that great.
I mean, it's crazy, but it's like, not like,
oh, I gotta slam the door on them.
They're seeing that.
Thinking of trying out for girls volleyball?
Oh, no, no, no, no, I was, um, wait, hold up.
I gotta, and now I just fucked up chat.
I
All right
The font it looks like it was chosen during oh no, I was
The font
Thinking of trying out for girls volleyball. Oh, no, no, no, I was
Um, the font. It looks like it was chosen during, like, a fire drill or something.
Ouch, I made that.
What a fucking dweeb. Holy shit, the font. It's like comic stands. It's like, it's one
of my favorite fonts. They only see, you only really see that in, like, very basic uses
of text. It's not...
A poster.
Oh, well, any fire drills are really important. I mean, they're very efficient and, you know,
organized chaos is very key. It's great.
I'm kidding, I didn't make it.
That's what it looks like AI.
Cool jacket.
Yeah, thanks.
I actually thrifted it.
I can tell.
Oh, really?
Really, you thrifted that?
Oh my god.
I thought you got that from Ralph Lauren.
I added the stitches and the patching.
My brother actually helped me with that one.
I just like making stuff feel less, you know, like, bad.
Ralph Lauren, same shit.
Very default.
Yeah.
That one actually reminds me of Hina.
Yeah, I grew up seeing...
I always say LaRen.
It sounds fancier.
Hotterings at weddings and family events and stuff.
That's gross.
You say it like that.
I knew people were gonna say that.
Ralph Lauren sounds cooler than Ralph Lauren.
And so I try incorporating them where I can.
Do you ever do actual Hina?
Sometimes.
Mostly for my cousins.
And my little brother Keon, but he knows he asks for dragons.
You should bring some to my get-together.
Maybe you do a small design for me?
I seem to help picking up supplies for your thing this weekend.
I'll come early.
Colk and Perry stuff.
Roder can make sure the lighten loves him.
Finally!
Why are you talking to this guy here?
Looks like he's chud-maxing.
Why does he have this girl's volleyball poster and his fucking locker?
This guy's a fucking loser now.
Oh my god.
Charity work, I believe it.
Same. It was serious. You should pull-
Oh, me and the guys have to go jelk in the bathroom, sorry.
Look, for the start of summer break, bring the henna. If you want?
Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
I'm trying to show up dressed like a museum shop.
That is like a Disney bully, bro. He has a sweater tied around his fucking neck.
I'm trying to show up dressed like a museum shop.
Nobody likes my style.
Nobody thinks I'm so fucking lame because I wear Hanna fucking jean jackets.
Oh my god, I'm such a loser.
Well, I should pay $50 to fucking get a looks maxing discord.
Oh.
Hey, Zane, can you help me with this?
I can't get the nose right.
Let's see.
Check it out.
Alright.
You like it?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, brah. That's totally rad. Thank you for the help, big bro.
Mom said you're going-
That was non-human character fucking interaction that was.
I think you'll party.
Eh, more like a little get-together and nothing crazy.
Wait, you should wear your jacket. It's got main character energy. Everyone else dresses like a school brochure. Your style's different.
different. Maybe that's the problem.
Mom, Big Bro's using men's vitality magazines. Oh my god he's going down a
bad rabbit hole right now. I think I saw Looney Tunes mallet in the bathroom
that he's using a bone smash.
The time I talk to him, he's always, he's always meeling.
He never even says anything anymore.
He's always just standing there, what's maxing?
I'm guessing I'm a little early.
I can't even come back.
I could also just stand in the front yard and I got lost.
Actually, you might have perfect timing.
This was supposed to look cute 30 minutes ago.
You're making that face.
Just say it.
I mean, it's kind of got like middle school vibes.
It's cool.
I knew it looked bad.
Thanks.
Are you going to help me or what?
Stay there.
Why are the bottom two buttons on the button?
Is this like a casual look people do on a fucking on a button down shirt?
Like I get you don't, you don't button top button, but the bottom two.
What the fuck?
Zod said it's an Indian thing, really.
We got fucking Christmas lights.
Just like the wind, just let it pass through, just let it pass through
Yo, what fucking weird pivot did Darman videos make where they do these weird like, uh, music collab
Uh, fucking like, you know what I mean? Like it's like two, and old Darman videos used to be like straight acting
And now it'll be like a fucking B roll highlight reel with like some wholesome shit in the background
Like radio music
It's always it's like co it's always co-worker music in the background and it's just like them hanging up Christmas lights
And like being in love and then it's gonna hard cut
If I predict this don't even say fucking pre-watch
It's gonna be this is gonna hard cut and it's gonna be clavicular or the fucking guy that's supposed to look like clav
He's gonna come walking down the sidewalk and be like what a fucking loser you're helping this woman with her fucking photography
What a fucking, what a, what a low tier normie thing to do, man.
Alpha male's like, oh, sit back and watch.
You're sitting there coloring.
OK, being able to do a Hanna as a man is like ultimate res.
That's surely, that's surely bumping him up like three points.
I know you're gonna say pre-watch, Chad, it's a Darman video.
It's like the same script ever and ever again.
That's gotta be, that's gotta be like, he's up three points now.
Looks like Zoey's buying what the museum gift shop is selling.
Guess it's time to be same gift shop because it's out of business.
This party is pretty cool.
Well, thank you so much for helping me.
I mean, thank you for having me.
That's just like not what they would say.
Like, if we're really leaning into this, like,
looks maxing bully shit, they would look at each other
and be like, homophobic and be like, that's gay.
Like, that's what they would say.
Like, they wouldn't sit there and be like,
why don't we like burst this bubble?
Like, they would say some fuck shit.
Like.
Zoe, this photo wall is literally the cutest.
It was all the same.
Oh, no, no.
Don't we come on.
You need to get in this next one.
No.
I'll catch you later.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go Zaynter.
What's up, you guys?
You good, man?
You look stressed.
Dude, yeah, I'm chill.
He just needs to loosen up a bit.
All right.
Hmm.
Oh what a sick prank.
Plank was, plank was, I shook up your beer.
Oh my god.
Here.
Come on man, peace out.
Ooh, a sunrise IPA.
Ah, I think I'd rather die than have that thingy for the offering though, but yeah, I don't
think I'm going to be drinking your IPA tonight.
Thank you, yeah.
Jeez.
It was recording on an iPhone 8.
Who would ever crack a deer like that?
Oh, you got that, dude? No way, man.
P-Pose that shit on Twitter.
P-Pose that shit on Twitter. Oh, my God.
Get a little slow.
Get a little slow.
Dude, I would've drank that.
I think it's the right one.
Bro, you know how often I spill beer on my shirt if I'm like out?
I feel like most people are not caring about that.
If you go to a bar where people are drunk and you're talking to guys that are drinking,
like one in two of them have like some sort of alcohol on their shirt.
I
Okay, you know, it's crazy those that's like a pretty lower accurate depiction of like
like the TJR dupe LARPers.
Like the guys that like, like TJR is actually rich.
Like the guys that acts like TJR
and pretend to be like super rich attractive guys
that live in like Miami,
when in reality they're like leasing their car
and renting their apartment under like extreme levels of debt.
And they're like full banking
that people are gonna buy their program.
Why my course on how to sell courses?
You're just a fucking lonely loser chud, right?
That lives in his mom's basement.
Why don't you give me a hundred dollars and I'll tell you how you could sell a course
and act like me so other people fall for your shit?
Wait, isn't that kind of like a pyramid scheme?
No, not at all.
I would say it's more of an inverted diamond.
Replay, stop, invisible, something weird, it's straight.
He's like writing with like fucking like expo markers.
On the fix.
Oh, that sound is like a bother.
Fix hair, fake, fake, expect me.
I want to mention the key harmony points.
the temple, the jawline, and the chin.
How do you want to narrow chin?
Something that's gonna bring out your facial structure.
Bro, I was looking at my jawline the other day.
Sorry, I'm not getting into some BP shit.
I was looking at my jawline the other day.
My chin sticks out so far that it,
like my jawline goes like this and then down.
Like if I died and you looked at my skull,
it would look so fucking weird.
Like, it like goes downwards.
like out and then down.
Especially if you have hollow eye sockets,
make sure that you-
Isn't that like a bad thing?
I feel like if I ever got into like MMA fighting,
you could just chin me and I would just fucking faint.
Like that's like a disadvantage
from like a biological like human anatomy perspective.
Not chin me.
Yeah, I mean, dude, if you,
like if I was in a boxing match
and you punched me here, like that would fucking hurt so bad.
And it just sticks out.
So like, I would have to like...
Put in color contacts so that they're a color
that's at least...
Dude, honestly, is it the ideal build for boxing,
like Discord mod, like no chin?
Like you have like no weak points.
Like if you have no chin, is that bad or good?
Like maybe you want a strong jaw,
But I feel like if you just had like worm face,
that would be like literally like,
where are they punching you?
You don't even need an iron chin, you just don't have one.
Kee-lai.
Hey, Kee-lai.
Have you seen the boxer Butterbean?
I have, he's very large.
A bell.
Is that the ideal boxing bell, Butterbean?
I'm not butter beans, lima beans, butter bean boxer.
Yeah, no, this guy has like the ideal like fighting build.
No, like, get ass.
Like, where, like, what are you doing to this guy?
Like what level, imagine punching him, like what damage.
He's absorbing everything.
What the fuck is that?
Nah, what fucking off-brand earbuds is he wearing?
with a strict lifting regiment.
You're gonna wanna hit a bench
until you can't feel your arms anymore.
That way, you'll be able to expand your frame
so you can take up more-
Yeah, never lift legs though.
Only do upper body.
Or space.
And just wear long pants.
Possibly away from all of the pants.
Looks massing isn't just the key.
Take it seriously.
Phew.
Ugh.
All right, I'm telling you, the program-
Oh my God, is he gonna drop the weight on his neck?
Real proof point, all right?
Not some guy that already has arms.
Exactly, we need to perform-
real before someone people go and look and be like that guy needed help dude say
less you're joking up dude he's perfect look
what happened there we're showing you some relaxing program
Colando's house that is a dollar store ass gold chain. I gotta say that right now. That shit is fake as fuck. Oh
My god, like they're they're getting him walking up without the name that's it's plastic
We're starting somewhere maxing program
Colando's like yours. Oh right with maxing training food nutrition and I'm charges
status max
And I handle looks maxing he's more in shape than them that's like the funny shit
Like if you actually look at this guy's like forearms, he's just wearing a baggy tee
Like this guy this guy is far stronger than these dudes and I handle looks maxing
lighting grooming angles
That's really cool guys, but um
Why do you want to help me the program works on you to work on anybody? I mean come on
Work on him, it'll work on anybody. He's like the most like normal looking guy of all time.
Work on you, work on anybody. You could find, you could find somebody else.
Mom, well, we don't know what you're doing.
So you in? Or you want to keep being whatever this is?
Plus, if you don't embarrass us, you have a spot in the summer party.
What do I have to do?
You have to score at least an 8 to get in by score.
Here's some meth.
What do I have to do?
You're gonna have to stop eating.
Here's some meth and Fetamines.
You're gonna need to get addicted to these.
Ears are 2.5.
Oh my god.
They actually measure their faces.
Oh, look at some chin-maxing.
They actually measure their faces.
Oh, look at some chin-maxing.
You can almost both the neck as wide as the chin,
going from the top of the head
because you've got to include the top of the head
and measure it.
This is like that one show.
What was that show they actually had in the early 2000s
where they would bring on somebody that was really insecure
and threw a two-way mirror or a one-way mirror?
They would have a bunch of people
like stare at this like half-naked person and be like,
she's fat as shit, her chin's ugly, she has,
she's acne, her eyes look a little disproportionate.
You know what I'm talking about.
And then they would, they would get her a shitload of surgery
and then they would do like a fucking reveal.
That was like the most dystopian show ever.
The swan, yeah, that was the name of the show.
The swan y'all don't remember that shit. I used to watch like slop TV
The swan I used to watch clips of the swan I never actually like got into the swan the show compared to like storage wars
But they would be they would do before after they would bring somebody on the swan and then like
literally just fucking plastic surgery the shit out of these people
Like this is one of the people that they had on the spot. It's just an example
But this is the same person they would bring them on and they would just they would have like average people just poke at every
Insecurity they ever had and then they would they would be like two months
They'd get a shitload of surgery maybe change their like workout regimen or whatever and then they would do an after
and I'm pretty sure like
Some of the people were happy after but a lot of people were like damn dude
They literally like they just pick you apart and then basically just go yeah, you're ugly as fuck
We're gonna make you look entirely different
That show is crazy
People are way too focused on their external it causes internal be stunted clap for example um
Oh my god, AI fucking why do we have AI posters train harder? No excuses. Anyways
Yeah, no, I kind of agree in a sense that like people that are hyper focused on how they look
End up like having a lower level of personality interest in the sense that they're like either boring or cocky or whatever
But I don't think it necessarily equates to like somebody being attracted equals. They're boring
But I think if they're hyper focused on being attractive
then actually just you know naturally owning how they look then yeah their
personality usually ends up declining. This is the peck measurement.
Body wax strips what are we waxing?
I
Like I shaved my armpits as a guy like I gotta shave them soon
I should my armpits as a guy every once in a while and like all man scape
But dude guys that shave their legs fully. Oh my god, dude, that has to be like the worst fucking
day ever
That has to take three hours if I just shave my legs
You know how long that would take even if I had them already shaved and you're just like upkeeping it
Dude the amount of hair I grow on my legs
It's like dude my under thigh hair is like a head of hair, bro. Like that shits
That long like that shit grows back in an instant
As a woman, I hate shaving it's so annoying. Oh my god. I can't even imagine it
Being a woman and having to shave your legs your whole body like every day every other day
You're just all I gotta go shower and people you like oh well you're in the shower women cake showers for 45 minutes
It's like yeah, they got a fucking shave their whole body
Shotgun Willy thank you for the 50 gift hits
Thank them if you got a set thing for the 50 gift hits I'll tighten the Zen hot cool
It's pure mr. X that sock Kaley Titan cam
Vince and mr. Zaya cast their Henry and power over the seven alley of the three
Vin Lord cub Anthony the name wake Aiden poncho cub rip Bennett short slim ADR for the three goes for the three
It's CW funny ZB
Toe and sparkle take it with a three Mason but sub SE to the sub and shock and Willie take it with a 50 gift
It's great for the sub
I got used to today.
We don't want old folks to kill you.
Oh, she's not here.
Look at this song.
I'll take women who have armpit hair sexy.
Oh, arm hair.
Not armpit hair.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not really caring if women have hair.
Like if you want to shave, you want to shave, you don't, you don't.
I personally think I'm not a fan of armpit hair on anyone.
I shave my own armpit hair. I think it gets cakey and smells worse quicker
Like I have guy friends where they lift up their arm and we're at the beach and their armpit hair goes down to here
Huh, and it's like dude. I could take scissors and like cut that shit off
Like trim it, bro
Fuck
Jinksy broke literally Jinksy
Jinksy should shit every buy it's like most guys
Like I do what you want to do. It's your fucking body. It's your life, you know
I just have to take that armpit hair is like
Uncomfortable and nasty
Dude, it's like a pocket of hair like this is your armpits is where you sweat so much
And you just have mounds of hair just like arms closed. Oh
Jinxie showers once a millennium you remember when Jinxie never changed his loofah and then he did a video showing that shit
Bros that's still up
Jinxie loofah
He didn't change his luffa for like three years or some shit. You're supposed to change it like every month
Both somebody was judging either saying cuz I say I wash my body with my hands like I'll sometimes use a washcloth
I don't use a luffa though, but I'll wash my body with my hands. Somebody's like you're dirty as fuck
I'm like that's not dirty. But some people wash their bodies for years. I still put like bro
I'm not using just water like I'm like soap. I get liquid soap
I don't use like bar soap liquid soap
Whole body and it covers me and then I went to my rent myself off
Use a washcloth when I do use the washcloth
I'm used that shit one time and watching it bro
When I see motherfucker use a washcloth and they hang that shit up
I go you just washed your butthole with that you motherfucker
You just watched your bare butthole with that washcloth and you had the gall to hang that shit up and let it dry
nah
Hand and straight ass. Yeah, okay, and then I wash my hands bro. I'm in the shower
I got a dedicated blood cloth. I think that's even worse. Can I be real? If your butthole is that dirty that you have a
dedicated cloth to wash your butthole, I feel like that's almost worse.
It's brown. Did you buy it brown? Noo.
Faster!
Zayn, you've checked yourself six times since we sat down.
I'm not checking, mom. I'm just looking around.
Is Dave Zane, bro? He's born to be a luxe maxer.
Can you give your brother and I a moment?
Yes.
What's going on with you?
Nothing is happening, mom. I'm working on a self-improvement plan, okay?
Oh, the plan is to improve who you are or change it.
Is there a difference?
There's nothing wrong in trying to improve yourself
As long as you don't lose yourself.
Huh, you know, I'm not feeling too hungry.
Talk to... Zane.
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna trial it.
Come on, push, push! There you go!
Alright, that's a new PR.
Haha, nice.
Zane?
Zoe. Hi.
You've been busy?
Um, yeah, just trying to get stronger, I guess.
I didn't take you for an Irish goodbye kind of guy.
One of you guys, he's gonna be a dickhead to her because he thinks that he's gonna be convinced that she wants him for looks more than
Personality so he's gonna act like a stubborn asshole and she's not gonna like him and then he's gonna
Apologize and he's gonna be like oh my god. Sorry. I'm so sorry
I realized that like you like me because of my personality and it doesn't matter if I'm a black pillar and
Then they're gonna end up falling in love
I had gotten soda on my shirt
So I left.
I looked for you.
She did?
Zane, we're not paying for a gym membership to watch you flirt.
I should get back to my set.
I should get back to my sash, sorry.
Pyramid bench press right now.
We're doing nine sets.
No side quests.
It's time for another rating.
Right.
Come on, bro! Flex your core!
Yeah, man flex it it's time for another rating. Let's load up a model
All right boys, she's a poster. Oh my god. He got hot he got rated higher than him. Oh
When the student becomes the master
Muscles need to be hit every single day. I'm talking traps. I'm talking core. I am no days off
What's the average looks like you're still not scoring that in by what wait what six eight
I thought he got a nine three
No, no, no, this can't be does I'm doing everything that you said your program just doesn't work. Oh they changed it
He control inspected
What was this?
It'll have a lot.
How do you want it in the summer, Sam?
5.3?
Or someone that people will actually notice.
What the fuck is that noise?
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AHAHAHAHAHHA!
The paper pack! I'm gonna have more of this!
Why didn't they just hand it to him?
Oh my god, you hate yourself with a face that hard.
He just blakes his jaw.
Come here.
Can we not?
I'm really sorry.
Come here then.
What happened?
Well nothing happened, okay.
Same.
I got hurt at the gym.
Same.
I told you I got hurt at the gym.
Then come here.
There it is.
All right.
Let's see what we got here.
Stop that.
All right.
Let me upload this one, boys.
Now that's a successful case study, huh?
Congratulations.
Phew.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
Yo! Yo, we did it, guys!
I'm the summer dirties on Saturday.
Yeah! Yeah, I am there!
Thank you, guys, thank you!
You'll definitely get an Alphaveta Kappa.
When you're in college, you're gonna have the honor of being sprayed with ketchup in a dark basement.
So how do you think he's gonna react to our little surprise?
We shall see.
Hey, have you looked at the folder I gave you?
Yeah, I can, because I got so much free time, man.
Can I ask you a question?
Are you happy now?
Catch up if you're lucky, no, literally.
I'm closer.
Hey, bro, I just said it, I said random Greek characters, bro.
What do you want me to say, real frat name, Teak?
Like...
What's this?
Hey, don't touch my stuff, man.
Come on, dude.
All right, little pre-party snack.
Just something to help you two Tylenol.
Take the edge off, you know.
Have some fun.
I don't really know about that.
Invite it still be taken away.
Dude, you're telling me you don't want to take part in this?
We've got some high-level acetaminophen.
I don't even think you understand how much anti-inflammatory this is.
Alright, yeah, alright, cheers!
This shit will constrict your blood vessels way more than anything else.
They like so clearly didn't eat them literally in front of his face
literally in front of his face you just threw it out the window oh my god you
get the laxative
It's actually an estrogen pill.
Good luck.
Hey, how's it going?
Keep singing.
How you doing?
Hey, you look different.
Zoey, how you doing?
I've been trying to talk to you.
You haven't answered any of my texts.
I'm sorry.
You haven't answered any of my texts.
I'm sorry.
Okay, that's like, right.
They actually just gave him drugs.
That's like really weird.
They like gave him drugs and then didn't take them.
I've been busy.
Like they bought like Xanax or MDMA or what?
I mean, like whatever they were trying to make that, it was, it was tie and all, but
whatever they were trying to make that seem like they gave him and then didn't take this
guy.
The boys.
You've been hanging out with Blake.
Oh, and Ryder and Cole.
I know what you're doing. Oh my god, is the brother gonna get hurt bone smashing and that'll lock the big brother in
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I love spices a case study, let's go
Come on, let's go.
We'll be fine.
All right, listen up.
Since everybody's been asking about what our sound program actually does,
I figured we'd show you proof.
Whoo-hoo!
Are they just gonna make fun of him?
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Oh, Blake, stop.
For life.
That's at the end of it.
Oh, excuse me, guys, all right.
The face he made.
What?
What?
He was exactly the same.
The same.
But the most disgusting, embarrassing, before I've ever seen in my life, and brother that's saying a lot.
Cheers, boy.
Bro, that's like crazy weird. Like, I don't know. I don't want to say they should have picked somebody else,
but like, they're being like the most disgusting before. Bro, he's like a very normal looking guy.
What is this?
What, you really thought we were your friends, bro?
I thought you saw me as a friend.
It's an experiment.
Hey, don't be dramatic, man, okay?
It's the best you've ever looked.
What the fuck is this?
What is this advice?
Bulls, no junk food, no soda, one gallon of watered, posture.
Protect your energy.
Ken?
Back up, Mom. I'm gonna bone smash.
I'll do it.
Mom, I can explain, okay? It's not...
Can you?
I found Ke'an in your bathroom.
Thing. He was trying to copy you.
What do you have to say for that?
Ke'an looks up to you.
You're his hero. Do you want to see what she made you?
Look at it
That's just AI bro, chatGPT made that, hey, nice job Grock, hey, nice job Grock, I can
run off that, your little brother that's also probably in high school is drawing cartoons
of you as a hero? I mean, come on. Being yourself is your power. Oh, like, bro, there's a level
of like, the message is valid, but the delivery is so lame. You know, I want to be just like you.
Keep being you. The world needs you, heart. Oh, you're weird. You don't fit in. Shaking,
Upset, confused.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, Keon, I need to be your superhero.
Hey, Mom told me...
I'm sorry, I went through yourself.
It's just everyone says we look alike.
So, if you hate how that you look...
No, no, no, no, stop, stop.
There is nothing wrong...
They look nothing alike.
I'm with the way you look. Do you understand me?
Why are you trying so hard to change?
Because I was trying to be like everyone else.
Like in those brochure and magazine covers.
You know what?
Oh my god, that's so corny.
Zane the hero.
Oh.
I'd rather be this.
listen there's nothing wrong trying to improve yourself so long as you don't
actually lose yourself in the process I took things a little too far and I post
that it's a YouTube video dog they ain't gonna look exactly like I know I'm just
saying the point doesn't make sense I want you to make the same mistakes I did
okay oh really dude that's crazy I thought I was watching CCTV footage this
and this is somebody's real life.
What's this?
Oh, I made it for your jacket.
Well, you were being emotionally unavailable.
Well, it's a very professional review of my summer.
I deserve that.
He steals people's brains and makes them think
comments are facts.
So what are you going to do when you get back to school
in the fall?
Oh, yeah, it is my stylist said it had main character energy so
You're a stylist on smart. Well, he's 13 and he charges in the form of snacks
Did you guys hear waking it up in the hospital did you hear Blake died?
Did you hear? Blake was bonesmashing one night. He just went too far.
What is that?
He wanted everything to be perfect and took things a little too far at the party.
You okay?
Yeah, yeah, I was just, I don't know, I thought he had it all figured out, you know?
Maybe he was also hurting.
I'll see you guys.
Come on.
Dude, do you think Darman's gonna come in at the end here?
I kind of, I don't know if he does that anymore.
I love when he's like, I hope you guys enjoyed this Darman video.
If you want to leave a like, I would really appreciate it
because sometimes people are going through things
and you just have to support them through it.
Looks maxing isn't everything.
And sometimes you just got to be in your own heart.
Bro, come on Darman, where you at?
Aww, he doesn't do that anymore?
Maybe he doesn't, some of them. Like, special ones.
Never thought I'd see a Dharman video about works and actors.
We got clav on Dharman. How high are the bills?
Dharman makes sad video after finding out about hyper- hyper-gammy?
It's got main character energy, got me.
Jacket! It's got main character energy!
Wow, that one slipped by me.
Raw milk plus sleep
All right, that was an interesting video
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They give the sub all right. Yeah next video chat
We're actually gonna do this jack Gordon one. I investigated the lab storing a thousand frozen dead people
walk in I am surrounded by hundreds of frozen dead bodies in these two
what a YouTube intro dude oh my god there are dead people everywhere around me
right now we're starting in equivalently like a graveyard but instead of
underground they're in bats frozen waiting to be revived somebody's
grabbing the reboot card, and it's only a matter of time before they hit the band.
Psst.
Because I'm inside the lab where people work every day to preserve these bodies better
and better so that one day they can be unfrozen and brought back to life.
Bro, I watched a video about how they actually plan on doing this, and I may be wrong on
this, so this is me remembering it, but when they freeze you, even if they freeze you right
after you die, you're brain dead, right?
gone, right? You're dead as fuck. They have your dead body there, so they're able to encode your DNA
and basically create a clone of you at some other point in the future. The problem is,
even if they create a clone of you that potentially has all your memories, it's not you. You're dead.
They just made a copy of you. You're dead as fuck. The perceiver that is you in your own
conscious mind, when you die, if they freeze you, they're not bringing you back. They might
bring a version of you back but not you. To rejoin us because they're not gonna
unfreeze you and be like and then you're just like what year is it? What year is it?
Like Walt Disney's gonna come back. In society. What do they do all day? What
happens when they need to freeze a new body? Today I'm spending 24 hours with
the weirdest science lab in the world.
Is it as expensive as fuck to?
It's like what, like a quarter million
to freeze your body or some shit?
Many more.
Cause they have to leave you there for years.
Like you're just in, like if you do this
and you die, you're there for so long.
So there's a cat head in here, actually.
I don't know how they're letting me do this.
They're in the other room right now.
So that's the person that's inside of that.
This is essentially like somebody froze their dog
Door massive cemetery the difference is that these people aren't skeleton. I'm shocked somebody paid for this for like an infant or a child
I feel like I always assumed the people that are doing this are like rich old people that don't want to die
And they're like the majority of the people here are probably like 80 years old
They are perfectly preserved inside and there's pictures on the outside and around the building for who's inside of the tubes
I mean honestly. Oh my god, dude. Can you still frame up all the people that be so sick?
Cry of preserve 2001 June
Cry of preserve June 10th 2001 June 10th 2001. Why are they all preserved at the same date?
I mean honestly that the closest comparison I can give you if you saw any of it would be if you went to a wax museum
or their eyes open.
They look human.
Not necessarily, not typically no, because...
Oh my God, can we see one?
When you go through the process, you're dehydrating the body so your eyes actually shrink a little
bit.
That's James.
He's the president of Alcor.
And these are the scientists testing new freezing methods.
No.
And I don't know, like, what temperature are they keeping your body at?
Because if they fully froze you, what did that cause more cellular damage?
Like, how does that work?
you have water in your cells and if they freeze you like wouldn't that just be like the end event
like it would preserve your body but like you're not coming back or is in the preservation business
got it the reversibility business is building
reversibility bringing people back to life preservation storing the bodies so they don't
even work on bringing them back they don't even work on bringing them back they're just like holding
on to the bodies for an indefinite amount of time?
Like, at what point are we going?
And I'm assuming they have to have crazy generators here.
You know?
Because like, what if the fucking hurricane comes in
and the power goes out?
It's in billions and billions and billions of dollars.
We don't have that.
So they're practicing on pig kidneys,
trying different types of cryoprotective agents
that work to prevent ice crystals from forming in the body.
M22.
Well, I was just saying, because they can't,
they have to freeze you, but they don't want,
They don't want your cells to get fucked up.
Pectin, before and after freezing,
it's like essentially preservation of the structure.
Yeah. No visible ice.
Because ice crystals would destroy the human organs.
This is so they can preserve these people
of the best that they can.
Do you think that the people that are getting vitrified
this week are gonna have a much better chance
than the people that were vitrified 50 years ago?
Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
Yeah. Do you feel like they have any hope, or...?
Well, sure. I mean...
They're dead.
Like I'm not like I'm not I'm not trying to be disrespectful in that sense, but it's like bro
They're not getting brought back like you got frozen in 1995
They have any hope or well sure I mean
2013 2015 I
Mean like bro am I crazy or do these women look so similar? I
I
Feel like they're showing like people that actually what like they did it with the two guys that were preserved on the same date
Bro, these two women were fucking identical, but they're entirely different people Annette Johnson in Missal, Missal
recalced
Their twins. Oh, they're twin. Oh, but that's why they have different last names because they'd married differently
Yeah, that would make sense
Fred Chamberlain. Who's like the most famous people you think they have here?
Jack, check this out. They're washing out the kidney.
Oh wow, is that blood?
It's, yeah, I mean, so they're trying to clear out the blood that could form ice crystals and things.
Oh.
Yeah, swap it out with anti-freeze, essentially.
The anti-freeze is the cryopro...
Yeah, oh hell yeah.
Alright, so we're gonna fill our bodies with antifreeze, and then you're gonna put me in a fucking vat and cool me down.
Protective agent yes, okay. Isn't that just the same thing as they're basically just embalming a body now
Yeah, the basis of what we do for you know a few patients as well. The goal of this experiment is simple
They're testing two different cryo protective agents M22 and modified M22 and they're gonna see which one creates less ice crystals
Once they get them real cold
We get the most random bad dude Jack Gordon makes like the coolest fucking videos dude
I don't know how he has this pool to go to these labs. He's interviewing the head of NASA
I'm like Jack. How are you fucking getting this done, dude?
The connections he has
Right, it's a flatter third. No, Jack's not a flatter. They're holy misinformation. That is crazy. You just said that
Like that's bro
That's the wild thing about like social media in general is people hear something or just make something up in their head
And then just run with it like the other day I bro
There's people that like glaze my philosophy far too hard and I'm I I've always said I'm not a philosopher
But then on the flip side there's people that are like Joe actually said he never got a philosophy degree
He uh, he didn't get a philosophy degree. He said he only took a philosophy class. It is super easy
I'm like, bro. Where did you get that info? Like you can actually see a video of me graduating
Like in the background. It says Joe Bartolosi
Magna Cum Laude, Bachelors in Arts and Philosophy and Religion. Like, I got a degree.
I'm not a philosopher, but like now we're just larping on both sides.
Oh wow. This isn't- Whoa!
It's a female.
This isn't the meat now for our display to show people on tour.
Oh, okay.
We do.
Sometimes it's hard for people to imagine.
It's beautiful.
And it is beautiful.
It is as red as a tin.
It's like I have to blur this on YouTube.
on YouTube.
Good evening, you want to help carry that?
Are you going out of the control before it?
Oh, wow.
Nice to meet you.
Yep.
We're waiting for this number to get to 51.5
and this number to get to 49.9.
And what does that mean?
That's the concentration needed to vitrify
or those two different solutions.
And then you're going to scan it
or how are you going to see if ice crust is going?
Yeah, we take the kidneys off, ice them open,
CT scan them and then freeze them down to vitrify them.
And then the next day we pull them out,
You scan them again so we can see the before and after I'm doing like a video about Alcor, right? Yeah
Oh cool. So what are you doing here today?
Well, I want to I hope he asked this guy a lot of questions like do you think the average person that's getting frozen by
Alcor believes that they're going to be brought back to life at a later date
Or do they think do they know that like the odds are number one
They're probably not gonna ever be brought back or two if they are it's probably gonna be a clone. I
Don't know maybe how would they bring you back is what I'm saying like that's just not
You can't come back from being brain dead
So it's like I don't know is there a world where like they freeze you while you're alive
Or something like I don't understand how would they because if you're
If you're in a coma, you're still alive, right?
If your body's not working and you're being kept alive
by machines, but your brain's working, you're still alive.
The second you're brain dead,
even if they're keeping you alive on machines in a hospital,
the government has written you off as dead
because you are never coming back.
So it's like, once you're brain dead,
they freeze you, who gives a fuck?
It's like they're just making sure that you're not rotting.
I said, no, come on, you can do it.
I'm pretty young, I have a YI, I think.
Well you never know.
You never know.
Yeah.
Hello.
And then like, say you sign up for Alcor and then you die in a car crash and your body
is fucking mangled.
Like, shopped.
Do you get your money back?
Does your family get, like, how does that work?
Of course, Tony's affordability here works cool and if it doesn't, 80 grand?
What is neuro preservation whole body?
So they'll just freeze your head?
cut your head off? What does that mean? Neuro preservation. Like they're gonna fucking cut
your head off and put it in a fucking bat and maybe you'll be like a Futurama character
at some point. Like Richard Nixon and Futurama. Editor, throw up a picture of that.
Comprehensive members stand by neuro cryo preservation long term stores potential restoration.
I love how it says that for both.
As well with life it with life insurance you think life insurance is paying what life insurance is paying for your body to get cryopreserved
What fucking what company what health insurance in the United States is paying for you to get fucking?
Cryopreserve you guy go I
Don't think guy cuz you think guy cuz paying for that now
$75 a month. Can you guys say, Klarna? 220k?
Did anyone in the cell?
Right.
I don't want to.
Can I say that the reason that I also believe that this isn't going to bring you back is
because it's, I know this is a lot of money, it's too cheap.
It, part of me would think that this is actually, if they were like $5 million and will freeze
I'd go oh fuck you might bring me back
You know five million two hundred and twenty K. It's like that's a shitload of money
But two hundred twenty K for a soft
Potential of you being brought back to life postmortem is like not that much
Right I
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Chat, I'm sorry, I'm not reading bits right now.
We gotta get through as many reactions as we can.
We have 48 minutes before Mecca.
And Slab, and just kind of, you know,
remember why all of this science
was even being done in the first place.
Behind me are hundreds of frozen dead bodies.
For show them frozen, kind of the right word,
they would call it vitrification
because they're inside of liquid nitrogen.
There's a chance that they're sitting in a bat
of liquid nitrogen, like they're floating in liquid nitrogen?
If one of the members, what?
About, of course, someone that has signed up
to be preserved here dies today,
which happens a few times every single week,
that the whole experiment will get interrupted completely
and not gonna have to go into go mode,
go retrieve that person, get them here
and get them in the tube within hours
so they can be cryopreserved correctly.
So Steve,
yeah, cause you don't like,
like right after they die, they gotta get up.
is our patient care director.
You're the one in charge of making sure that this all keeps running.
That's right.
These are temporary storage tanks,
slowly and good things prepared.
So there's a cat head in here.
Actually, there's a cat head.
Seriously?
Yeah, there's a cat head.
Here's the thing, though, is like, I would do this
if I thought there was a chance they'd bring me back.
But like, if they were like,
oh, we're sure we're going to be able to clone you,
I would say, fuck that other version of me.
I'm dying.
I'd rather die and not exist than them to freeze me and create a clone of me that has
my memories because I spent $220,000 to fucking free fuck that guy right fuck the clone of
me screw him why do I want to fucking help him right I'm freezing myself well just so
I can create another version of me that gets to be like oh my name's Gerard Losey can I
see yeah you can look in there if you want to it was successfully prayer
preserved as well how's it going in here it's going good we're almost done
washing up the fourth kidney and then we're gonna start ramping but how much
do you think these guys get paid per year put all four in the bowls and start
ranting the crap like he seems like the head I have the fancy office chair
sponsors for his show so you probably want to try this chair yeah you should
It's not my chair.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's like sitting on heaven.
What's the name of this company?
It's called uh, Caesar.
He was the best chair.
Did he bring that chair to them?
Maybe that was like a gift.
Amazing chair from Caesar.
There might be a hole in one of the kidneys because the flow rate just shot.
What happens if there's a hole?
It's a problem. You got to bypass it or you can't fix the hole.
110, that's a flow rate of about 60, which is pretty high.
Well, the scientists tried to fix the hole.
So close.
My new friend Amaya, who brought in the dummy earlier,
took me out to see their giant liquid nitrogen tank.
Right now we have a liquid nitrogen tank that fills up our patients' viewers.
They're going to have to take two semi-truck loads worth
just to fill it with 7,000 gallons halfway.
halfway. And James wanted to show me the renovations that Alcor is working on. So what we're trying to do is have the building designed in a way that when people come here it actually kind of like tells the story. And you're buying the team that goes and gets you. So one, two, they'll get you, and you just drop the Alcor and it's prepared with the power to activate you and whatever. You know, I want you to come in here and watch you have a sense of a rival. That is, it's a place that has like a certain reverence to it. Well, his colleagues continue to figure out the hole in the.
I can't tell if, like, I understand the work they're doing is still valid in the overall science community because they're working on preservation methods,
but it's like, do you think any of these scientists are doing this work and genuinely going, yeah, we could probably bring somebody back?
Or, I feel like they're just doing, like, they'll say, oh, well, yeah, it's possible.
Oh, yeah, maybe. But, like, in the back of their head, they're going, yeah, we're just preserving dead bodies.
Kidney problem. One scientist took me to see the CT scanner.
Scientists are passionate, yet they're not working on bringing them back, is what I'm saying.
All these alcoer scientists are only working on preserving the bodies.
We have patients with, you know, um, who's, uh, playing, playing down.
Are these, like, dead patients?
Um, uh, yeah, for us, uh, uh, yes.
Are they, are they already polled in any way when they go in here?
Uh, yes, they become polled.
Then it gets vitrified and is this just to get a brain scan before you vitrify it so you can compare it when you warm it later
Is that the idea? Yeah, what a job to say on like a first date, you know, hey, what do you do for work?
I freeze dead people
It's like even it's like crazier than being like I work at a morgue. No, yeah
I like freeze dead people. We like pump their body full of fucking antifreeze and put them in a vat of liquid nitrogen
Yeah, they'll stay preserved for like 5,000 years.
Yeah, exactly.
But it also seems like sometimes they don't have enough money to freeze their whole body.
So we chop their head off and then put their head in a fucking vat because they only had 80k instead of 220.
So we're kind of hoping for like a future on a situation where we're able to like plug their body maybe into like a mecha robot and then they'll be able to walk around and control it with their brain.
Good time to mention that the science doesn't just have to apply to bringing back dead people.
If these scans show that Alcour can really perfect the freezing and unfreezing process and they can create an organ thing for anyone that needs an organ donate, isn't it?
See, that's the really cool shit. That's what I was saying, is even though they're working on this because of preservation for the people that want to be able to potentially live forever, they're still value in their research regardless of whether or not they're able to bring people back.
Actually just a giant freezer of organs ready to go and become unfrozen or on vitro fun
Yeah, and then you wouldn't have to have as many people sitting on wait lists for fucking years of their life trying to get a new kidney
That's compatible or a liver or some shit. This is our
surgery and oh my gosh
Is this like a what's the video camera for?
Wow
know what happened here. Yeah. Oh, if there's children, they have to record. So this is
like a pretty typical surgery table. I think it's customized little pictures. I got a cooling
fan. Yeah. So with the paper. It's like so sad that people, it's like, I get it where
if you're like a really rich parent and your kid dies young, you're paying for them to
be preserved. But it's just like so sad to think like the grief that somebody's going
through as a parent to be like I'm gonna preserve my kid's dead body in hopes that like you know
sometime in the fucking future of humanity they could live a life. Because this is not surgery
on a live person. Exactly. Exactly. Oh they said case? Oh I thought you said kids. Yeah okay this is
where the patients go after they get collected. Well either way it's I mean they did freeze like
a child before they're dead before they get vitrified because in this room they get the
patient ready for vitrification and then using the CT scanner?
I guess, scan of what the brain looks like before getting vitrified.
So when they go in the tube after they're warmed up in the future, they can compare and
make sure that it looks the same way and the least amount possible has been destroyed.
So this is crazy because this looks like any other surgical room except this is a room for
dead people.
And meanwhile, luckily in the experiment room, the scientists had figured out the hole in
the kidney problem.
So do you think there's a hole?
Like what's up to it?
No, I think we're thinking it's just a really high flow race.
Is that good?
We're hoping it's a good sign.
Bros actually shows his computer screen.
Bros actively playing RuneScape right now.
He has not tapped into this kidney transfer.
Yeah, I think it's good.
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Now it was go time since the cryo protective agent
was fully pumped into the kidneys.
Let's turn a little concentration then reach them both.
Yep, okay.
So before anything could happen,
where anything might be gouged,
they needed to away them,
get some before pictures and bring them to the CT scanner.
Remember?
Yo, isn't that disgusting?
I mean, those are like animal kidneys, not like,
I mean, we're animals.
But there's our other animal kidneys, not humans.
But isn't that weird that like the ins-
This just sounds so stupid.
Like, that's what your organs look like.
Like, the inside of your body is like fucking grossly.
Like, it's just like, you don't realize it
because you're just outwardly looking at a human.
This is also thinking-
But oh my god.
Prepare this data to what these kidneys will look like after they vitrify.
Then you see somebody fucking their stomach cut open,
their fucking intestines are flopped out.
What? What?
You want to hear something really disgusting?
If you're a woman and you have a C-section,
if you're pregnant and you give birth, but you don't like push the baby out,
you get a C-section, they'll cut you open and put your organs on your chest
and then take the baby out and put him back in.
to see which cryo protective agent created left because it's all in the way ice crystals
but based on the forescans they can already kind of tell which cryo protective agent is going to win
my mom did that but i'm a c-section baby too yeah she was telling me she goes yeah they put a curtain
over here they have some like bigger nurse hold you down and then they go we're gonna put your
put your organs on your stomach or your chest wherever they cut you open like above and no they
don't but that's what she told me I mean she was there maybe she's lying but you
know I'm gonna take the word of somebody that actively went through a C
section and was like yeah they cut my organs up and put them on me or like
next to me maybe it's on like a tray laying next to you either way and then
they put them back in and then they have to wait for you to poop because
sometimes they'll like rearrange your organs wrong and there's a kink so they
don't let you leave the hospital after you give birth so you take a shit
especially with a C-section, and sometimes historically, doctors have like a kink in your intestines.
Like say it's clogged. Like they rearrange them in a way that there's blockage.
So they have to wait for you to poop, otherwise they got caught you back up and it affects it.
Or, or sometimes doctors will lose shit in your, in your body, like they'll leave like a scalpel in your stomach or a sponge.
Seal you back up, forget about it.
I'm 22, but doing better?
Yeah, and that's been very consistent with previous.
Or that's why, like if you get surgery, like if you ever had surgery, the doctor will come in with a Sharpie and talk to you before you get put under and mark which leg or arm they're doing.
because it's happened many times in the past
in like earlier fucking older medical history days
and even modern where it's like,
you need surgery on your left leg
and then they end up doing surgery on your right leg
because there was miscommunication
and then you come out of anesthesia
and you're like, my leg's still fucked up
and they did the wrong one.
Or they chop your, like say you needed an amputation,
they chopped the wrong leg off.
Ooh.
But of course the most important before scan
was in the CT scan.
Then it broke.
So James had a last minute idea.
Do we know how CK appears using ultraviolet light?
I have no idea.
But think about it.
In the in-vit 4S, if in the 4S, you could do something.
Oh, James had a last minute idea.
Do we know how CK appears using ultraviolet light?
I have no idea.
But think about it.
In the in-vit 4S, if in the 4S, you could do something.
Or you could see.
Yeah, so what about UV rays?
Like, I mean, when you think about plants and stuff,
I think I just tried to get into the conversation.
Well, you know, like a little bit of a CPA age,
and I mean, like the visible human light spectrum
is, you know, only between like these two margins,
and then like Bluetooth uses like another visible light
spectrum, and then there's like radio waves as well.
So, I mean, like when you think about it,
are we able to use that in some way
to potentially cryo-freeze these bodies?
You got perfusion throughout the board,
is it correct?
Oh, yeah, obviously the perfusion.
You could actually see the fusion throughout the board.
This is how science progresses sometimes,
you just, someone goes out and at the end,
and you start troubleshooting and figuring out.
My nothing.
No way.
Bro, but they do this every day.
Like, what are they doing?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't understand.
Like, every day, they're just like trying
to freeze kidneys or organs differently.
Outside of freezing the bodies that they are.
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We're watching a video about cryofreasing dead bodies
and people are paying $220,000 to get their bodies frozen.
We're 80K and they get their head chopped off in frozen.
So that's interesting.
We'll be playing Mega Chameleon later,
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It's almost done.
That's as you can you 200 case crazy, bro. I said 200 case crazy, but for what they're promising it's not
Nearly enough
Like they're promising the potential for you to be brought back to life at a later date
Like what I feel like I'm going now. This is a scam. I feel like you got to be charged like five mil
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That was a good video, bro. That was genuinely good video. I kind of wish he went more into, like, there was probably, like, a level of, you know, respect he had to give to the people that were dead there, but it would have been really interesting to, like, read their lives of, like, who these people are that got frozen.
One of the coolest museums you're ever in Philadelphia is called the Mudder Museum.
It's a museum of dead oddities.
And they have walls of skulls, walls of dead people, and how they died.
And it's fascinating.
This is one of the one of the images.
It's like hundreds of skulls though.
And it's like people from anywhere between like 20 years ago and like 600 years ago.
And it's like this part like you could even zoom in here.
The tax is kind of bad, but it's like so unique to see them.
It's like the age they died if they know how they died, what position they had.
Like I remember seeing this skull because his head is just fucking huge.
Died in a hospital.
Somewhere.
I don't know what it says.
He was 17 years old. He died.
Just call them. Yeah, you can see their teeth
Life they live they have like the tallest people the shortest people they have a like can join twins
Oh my god, they have so much so much weird stuff, but it's just so cool to see
Oh, this is what it looks like. This is like a better image of the museum
They have like a mud bog body over here. That's really creepy. This is like the tallest person they have
It's like somebody. It's like seven foot eight
There's some shit
Jinxing my live awesome. Is that disrespectful? No, I I don't think so a lot of the newer stuff. It's like donated
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Mean if you think it's disrespectful just don't go I don't think it is though. All right
Um, I gotta pee real quick that we're gonna watch one more video before Mecca
We're probably gonna have to save the horror of water parks for another day because this video is 25 minutes long
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We did play yesterday.
It's a very long game,
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If we did a series of it, it would take a while.
Like next week,
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It like, we probably wouldn't play it again
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The evolution of weapons from rock to nuke
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It's just like a fully silent video the whole time.
That was a second trial.
Alright so this is the first weapon.
Probably.
Rock?
Well the first, I don't know, do you think the first weapon would be a rock?
Yeah, rock or a stick.
just whack in each other with shit pause. That had to be what it is. Like a sharp stick,
sharp rock. And then they attached a sharp rock to a stick. And then they threw that stick.
And then they had things that helped them throw sticks further.
Yeah, like spears. I would say like a spear is probably the first considerable invented weapon.
It's not a rock. It's a hand axe. Yeah, it's just a rock.
Isn't that- no, but I mean it's a rock, but don't they use like flinting or whatever it's called,
where they hit rocks against other rocks to make sharp rocks?
Like many very early weapons, we probably used it for hunting and farming,
and then someone was like, wait, you could kill someone with this. Boom! Weapon.
I know it's just a rock, but it does look kind of cool. Why are weapons cool? We also had sticks
and bones. Anything pointy, really?
Dude, imagine, you know when you find like a cool walking stick in the woods
and you're like, I don't want to take that.
That just becomes your stick.
That might not be relatable.
That's very relatable to me.
Find a cool walking stick.
Imagine being like a caveman.
3000 BC, you find a stick with a fat ass like tree knot on the end.
Oh my God, what a weapon.
Then we started attaching Rock's two sticks and unlocked Spear, Axe, and Dagger.
So we actually had a lot of the basic weapons down pretty early.
But these are really primitive.
Literally primitive, actually.
I mean, you can only throw a spear so far.
Yeah, but there was that weapon...
There was like a thing where they had a stick that launched another stick,
kind of like a slingshot almost, prior to a bow and arrow.
But if...
Like, how did they invent a bow and arrow, bro?
Like you could get into like oh how they invent the gun or the nuclear bomb, but like going from nothing or
Yeah, an atlatal like you're going from an atlatal to going I'm gonna find a very strong
But flexible piece of wood and I'm gonna curve it so hard and attach something that's stretchy to it that I could shoot things
Like you know how many times they had a fail before they had one that was like working
There's one thing humans are good at, it's coming up with better ways to kill each other.
Dude, that's the outladdle!
I didn't even know about this till we watched a video about it like, I don't know, maybe a month ago.
I would've never thought about this shit either.
Early humans understanding the idea of like, slingshot level propulsion.
This thing added range and power to the spear, and so did the sling for hurling rocks.
Skilled slingers were actually quite deadly.
The blowgun was probably the first air-powered weapon and in Australia, enough.
That's gotta be the most innovative of this time.
Having a blowgun where they would put the tips of it in poison and then they would shoot
animals and wait for them to die.
Africa and India, the boomerang was used as a weapon.
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Imagine imagine dying to a boomerang or even worse imagine dying to your own boomerang
I mean statistically that problem bro. No way a boomerang killed people
I feel like a boomerang at best hit a hit like a squirrel there were people that used boomerangs as weaponry
Maybe like a bird
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Or even worse, imagine dying to your own boomerang.
I mean, statistically that probably happened at least once.
No.
Dude, how would you kill yourself with a boomerang?
It's like a wooden fucking...
It's a wooden weapon.
You throw it that hard that it comes back, hits you in the temple, and kills you?
I mean, maybe if they were sharp...
How are you throwing it? You have to hold it.
On 3000 B.C., the earliest armies used a new weapon that would give us un...
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Precedented range in the battlefield.
The BALL!
Mesopotamian warriors, like the Assyrians, had some seriously-
But what's crazy is there was no, like, it's not like a factory where they had a bow and arrow and they were all the same.
So it was probably so hard to get good at using a bow as a bowman if you didn't keep the same bow and arrow.
Like, imagine you're a bow break, so you get a new one.
There's like different tension levels.
Your stick might be longer, like the bow might shoot further or shorter.
Like, aw, it was probably horrible, dude.
Like, changing your sensitivity in a game every time you hop on a new one.
It's some seriously serious bows, spears, and...
Is that armor?
Yes! In the Bronze Age, we developed armor
to protect ourselves from all the weapons we were making.
A nice big shield really helped with all the...
lion attacks.
The ancient Egyptians had some really beautiful ornate shields.
The Egyptians deployed chariots, which provided a mobile platform from which to shoot,
and generally looked on they would put the spokes on the side that would like
fucking literally tear up people's legs
oh really cool imagine being on the battlefield you got a cherry at running
down at you just chops your legs clean off the axe was their weapon of choice
initially but when they started fighting Middle Eastern peoples they
realized they also needed a blade capable of penetrating armor and started
incorporating one of the most iconic weapons in human history, the sword!
The ancient Greeks also used a short sword and a very long spear.
You know my favorite weapon from like the medieval era of like knights and armor is
a mace.
I think having a mace is probably the coolest.
A mace or a three balled flail.
Like these things are like zombie weapons, dude.
Having some shit like this.
Like imagine you're running at a guy
that is fucking wielding this on one hand.
Like just literally just nails in a ball
or they're on a horse just flinging this thing at you.
Like that would crush your skull.
Oh.
Here for their famed hoplites in tight shoulder to shoulder
phalanx formations with round shields
and some truly iconic helmets.
Also respect to this era of war
because the leaders fought with the armies.
Like if you were a part of the Spartan army,
you were in that, like you weren't,
I mean, depending on the individual,
sometimes they would sit back and plan,
but you were fighting with your men,
which is more respectable than you just being a leader
and being like, go do my bidding for some way.
I mean, there were still probably kings and people
that were higher up that didn't fight,
but higher up generals and men would still be a part
of the team rather than just commanding behind closed doors.
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Of course, we can't talk about ancient weaponry without bringing up the Romans the gladius
The pilum and the skutum are some of the most recognizable and practical tools of war ever.
Not to mention the Lorica segmentata and a variety of impressive helmets and standards.
Need to break down some walls or impale six men at once with a giant arrow? The Romans had a solution.
Several actually.
Siege weapons, but when they used to not throw rocks and they would throw like
infected dead animals and dead bodies over the walls, holy biological warfare starting.
That has to be the start, right? Like a siege weapon where they're just hurling like infected
plague-ridden bodies, not to plague necessarily, but some sort of like disease. Who did that?
Was that the Romans? What civilization used biological warfare with siege weapons?
The Mongolians, yet a Mongol Empire, they did use plague-infected corpses during the 1346
siege of Kafa, which is now Ukraine.
They had Trebuchets and Catapults launch infected dead bodies over the city walls to infect
people.
The Franks, Anglo-Saxons, and Vikings all had their own-
Dude, sometimes to be alive, that's even worse.
...on variations of the sword, the shield, the battle axe, and by the 11th and 12th centuries, male shirts for protection.
I feel like it goes without saying, but the Vikings had some very cool helmets, and I'm not-
Yeah, who- who invented chain mail?
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Talking about these...
I'm talking about these.
The nasal guard helmet was practical, protected your face, and stylish.
Looks cool.
Was it that common that people would chop at your nose?
In the Middle Ages, the Japanese created one of the most iconic-
Oh, the coolest, the coolest sword based weapon.
Swords of all or blade, really.
All time, the katana and the shorter version, the wakizashi, which was worn at the side when the katana had to be removed before entering certain locations.
The Chinese had some interesting swords as well, like the dow, which was actually used by the mongols.
Though, of course, the mongols were better known for their horseback mounted mastery of the bow.
Oh my god, the horseback-founded mastery. Have you ever seen like modern-day people still, uh, like, practice horse riding the same way?
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Was gonna say do you remember when the Mongols are not remember like we were alive
The videos of like modern-day Mongolians leaning over on horseback. Oh my god. I gotta fucking find a picture of that
look at this. How is he balancing himself? He's literally standing on the side of this
horse hooked by just his leg, aiming accurately on a moving horse, probably hitting either
a standstill or moving target. That's like next level scale.
The bow played a huge role in medieval warfare. In europe we saw the rise of the longbow, which the
english should become known for. Shooting a- I didn't know how hard it was, oh he might say,
he might say right here, how long or how hard it is. Longbow required years of experience and a-
Years of experience and it's like it's like a hundred pounds of pull strength or something you can look up videos of bodybuilders trying to pull longbows editor
Maybe throw the video video data
Trying to use a longbow actually I just want to see it myself
There are many different ways to
This guy's got a tutorial on how to shoot a longbow and as long as you're consistent meaning you do this goes in my bow
target, target panic or a buck.
Brother show me the show me you shooting the longbow pal.
What are we doing?
And you also have more muscles to pull the bow back with.
Yeah they have to like full yank it because it's that tense.
Men's strength.
But it revolutionized warfare because even a small group of archers-
That's probably the wrong type of bow too yeah.
could lose hundreds of arrows per minute from great distances and basically decimate armies.
The crossbow was much easier to use than the longbow, so it took less training and still
provided good power.
It was perfect for defending castles, but it did have a longer reload time.
By the late medieval period, crossbows could shoot 328 yards, or 300 meters.
Why is this guy-
You're not clipping somebody from 300 yards away with a crossbow.
It would be like a dot in your peripherals.
Just press R to reload.
It still is longer, dude.
It's longer to reload a crossbow in Minecraft than a bow.
Watch me.
I feel, I mean, but that's what,
they're not shooting at individual people.
Like if you, you just had a hundred guys with crossbows
just ripping it straight in the air.
I look so stupid.
You hit 10 people.
Lie about it.
The sword evolved into many familiar
varieties during this time period, like the hand and a half sword.
The dagger was popular as a quick sidearm, self defense, or maybe sneaky assassination
weapon.
Remember, it's always faster to switch to your, uh, whatever.
Staff weapons were very popular in this period, as the spear remained one of the most effective
and easy to use weapons in hand to hand combat.
But it was
I love watching modern day, uh, like, medieval fans fight with this armor on and they just
beat the shit out of each other for like 20 minutes until one of them gives up.
It remained one of the most effective and easy to use weapons in hand-to-hand combat.
But it wasn't just the spear, it was also the bill, the polax, the halberd, the lance,
and the bardish.
We had a lot of staff weapons.
In Asia, we got the nakinata, and the santi, an Indian spear that had a convenient guard
in the middle to allow for safe poke-poke.
Take the staff handle a little shorter and you get another host of scary weapons.
The wad is just a long hammer.
Poor hammer could cave in helmets and break bones behind thick plate armor.
The flanged mace, the morning star, and the flail are class-
Aw, the morning star might be better than a mace, bro.
Sick and sinister looking medieval weapons.
Meanwhile, the Aztecs were perfecting their own form of deadly-
OHHHHHH!
I used to watch them on, like, Deadliest Warrior and it would just be like a city and that
This was really jagged and sharp and they would rip it through people's bodies.
They had the Makohito, a club with embedded blades made of obsidian.
These things could decapitate a horse.
They also had stone flake throwing spears and some very sitting shells.
Decapitate a horse?
After Europe, heavily armored knights dominated and wore a variety of legendary helmets,
like the Hound Skull Bassinet, the Great Helm, or the Frogmouth Helm for jousting.
However, you can't see shit in these.
The heavy armor and thick castle walls of the medieval period would soon become obsolete.
Gunpowder to the evolution of weapons.
The Chinese have been using gunpowder for a while.
The lamest era of weapons was the um like revolutionary war muskets where they had
to load the gunpowder and then put a ball in and so fighting was just everybody standing in a line going
Boom.
For like 10 minutes.
Just mosquits, bro.
Oh my god, Wayne.
In Fire Lancers, early rockets and primitive hand cannons, but now, the knowledge of gunpowder
had spread to Europe, thanks to the Mongols.
The Archibus was an early firearm used from the 15th to 17th centuries.
Then came the Wheel of-
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Stop giving sounds!
Yeah, thank you for the 20 bucks out.
Mechanism, which made for a better musket,
followed by the flintlock, which made for an even better musket.
If you think double the rate of fire is better.
When gunpowder weapons were just starting to be used,
there was a period where we made armor thicker for a bit
and then gave up.
This is a pretty interesting era called-
I was trying block bullets.
It can shot where you had units that mixed traditional hand
weapons, like pikes, with the new gunpowder weapons.
And they were actually really effective.
As metalworking improved, we were able to make some really big guns like bombards, serpentines, and colorants, and some really interesting-
Okay, I will say imagine being on the battlefield and you hear a cannon go off, and a bowling ball shoots out at 200 miles an hour, and straight up, red mists your friend.
Boom!
And you just watch his whole body just fucking explode.
ones like the Ribbelt or Organ Gun.
That's fine, I'll play my eighth playthrough of Medieval 2 Total War, you convince me.
But despite these advancements, we still use swords. This large two-handed sword was used by
the famous Lensneck mercenaries to counter the popular pikes of the day.
In Scotland, we got the Claymore or Greatsword, a truly colossal and impressive weapon. And though
these larger swords could be a bit cumbersome. They did have other uses too. By now we had all
kinds of swords actually. Cavalry swords, basket-hilted swords, hunting swords, small
swords, and rapiers. We love swords. We even came up with a sword that countered the sword.
It's a sword breaker. That's pretty cool looking. India gave us the Ayudakati,
which had an almost comically thick blade. Also from the east came the curved shamsher.
Also known as the Cymatar.
Another really interesting sword is the Korra, which was used by warriors and Gurkhas in Nepal.
Daggers were still popular as well, with variations such as the Stilato, or Assassin's dagger.
Stilato knife. Holy sias go.
I told you they were useful for assassinations. This dagger from India is crazy.
The Katar is designed to allow the stabber to punch into the opponent.
You, um, you were thrusting into your opponent's belly like that, you see?
15th century.
What?
Smart fluggers back then one day.
Meanwhile, firearm...
It would flay open your body like that?
...for getting much better.
Better flintlock systems made guns even more deadly,
giving birth to the legendary Brown Best Musket of the early 18th century.
This weapon was so ubiquitous, the British Redcoats used the phrase...
Yeah, worst job ever, bro, being a drummer boy out on the front line.
...married to Brown Best as a shorthand for military service.
Then we made little I mean dude give him a gun. I'd rather know music guns also known as pistols
So now we could duel with dueling pistols
We loved guns so much that we tried to put them on our swords actually we put them on everything
But I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that these did not work very well
But the guns in the next period of history would work just fine
Cannons.
Throughout the 18th century, field artillery started to shift the evolution of weapons
yet again.
And that would be especially true during the Napoleonic Wars, when one brilliant general
expanded and perfected its use.
It's no coincidence, Napoleon was trained as an artillery man.
We have many kinds of field guns, houtsers, and mortars at our disposal.
In the revolutionary world, we still use swords.
I'm telling you, we love swords.
Weren't there people that were still cavalry units in World War I?
Swords.
Now, for infantry, swords have been effectively replaced by the musket, but cavalry soldiers
still use them.
The sword was a status symbol and could be ceremonial as well.
The Ottomans had some incredible swords, like the Kalige or the Yadaghan.
bayonet was used heavily during this period. Turns out putting our swords on our guns WAS
a good idea. But not the reverse, you'd put a sword on a gun, not a gun on a sword.
Police Kukri has an interesting forward curved blade and remains popular to this day among
collectors and enthusiasts. Another CSKO knife.
Now interestingly, we still have some people using ancient weapons at this time, like the
Zulu who employed a short stabbing spear and actually won some battles against the British Empire.
Eventually though, modern firepower would win out. This old world versus new world was a
recurring theme as we saw Native American tribes fighting with tomahawks, clubs, and of course
the bow. Some from mounted positions, much like the steppe people from an earlier age.
Meanwhile, firearms were getting even better. We developed the percussion cap and eventually
The revolver. This was a-
It must have been the first guy to put a switch on a pistol. Holy.
Big one. Yeah, you get the first gun that just could constantly fire too.
Being able to fire multiple shots in quick succession without reloading greatly improved
effective firepower. But that was just the beginning. Rifling in the barrels of muskets
gave us more range and accuracy which we saw in the deadly American Civil War. The expanding
Bullitt took advantage of the rifle barrels and doubled the effective range of firearms.
The Enfield rifle musket was effective beyond its sighted range of 820 meters.
Repeaters, self-loading pistols, and breech loaders improved the rate of fire even more.
Depressions used the Drace needle gun, a breech orilla warfare was more like then people weren't
lining up because guns were so accurate.
Coating rifle to beat the Austrians who still used muzzle loaders and conagrats in 1866.
We even had breech loading cannons by now.
With the flood of advancing technology,
one of the greatest weapons of war became industrialization,
the mass production of arms,
and the logistics of supply and distribution.
Yes, I know that's not really a weapon.
In 1884, a new gun was created
that would signal the end of another age of weaponry,
the Maxin machine gun.
Well, I can't get over when we were watching.
It's not even the machine gun that was that crazy to me.
It was World War I, they were talking about the trench gun.
That was a shotgun that had like, not like a snub nose,
but it was able, you could just hold the pullback down
and it would just go,
do, do, do, do, do, do.
And it was such a douchebag weapon
because you would just mow everybody down
that if you were somebody that used that shotgun
and they caught you, they'd like torture you and kill you.
Yeah, slam firing.
With the outbreak of the Great War in 1914, new weapons were invented to break the stalemate
that had developed from the testing of the new weapons.
Mechanized weapons of war and the air, the sea, and the land appeared.
Better machine guns.
I gotta say I'm gonna be in that call in literally like two minutes.
Oh my god, I'm late.
Oh my god, I'm late.
I'm joining in two men on God.
Walk in.
Better artillery, deadly gas, grenades, and flamethrowers were all used in World War I.
In the Second World War, infantry soldiers played a reduced role as new machines roared to the front lines.
A tank?
At this point, we had developed a ridiculous variety of guns.
Self-loading pistols became popular, along with shotguns and an array of rifles, manually loaded like the Mauser Karn 98,
or self-loading like the M1-
M1 Grand? Oh my god, great cod weapon.
errant. The StormGear 44 was a German rifle that had a 30 round detachable magazine and
led the way for the automatic weaponry of the future. We had sniper rifles, light machine
guns and sub machine guns, like the Thompson, which I discovered was known as the Chicago
typewriter. Of course, we also wanted to blow things up. And for that, we had rocket launchers
like the M1A1 bazooka. We had to come up with some better helmets to protect ourselves from
all the better guns. And in World War One, it led to designs such as the classic British
Brody helmet. The Germans still use their spiked pickle held helmets in the Great War. This
was a design going back to the 19th century. But in 1916, they moved to the style helmet.
In World War Two, the Americans use this actually stop a bullet helmet, which they called the
M1. Creative. And guess what? We still use swords. Well at this point they were almost
all ceremonial unless you count the bayonet as a sword because we still use those.
At the close of World War II all the weapons of the past were dwarfed by the destructive power of
the nuclear bomb and that brings us to an end of this video on the evolution of weapons from rock
to nuke
That was a good video. That was actually like so well edited to
Fucking Maximus banger vid. All right chat. I gotta hop in this call. I might not be reading chat that much
We got a Maca lobby going on hold up
so cool so I'm in trouble because I'm on time
hello hello
hello
hello
everyone's here wow
everyone
everyone really turned out for this
it's Terno's birthday
is that the birthday
happy birthday
happy birthday
I'm turning 2027 this year
happy birthday
I
Hello, yeah, 27 was amazing. I didn't yeah
Yeah, chat we're here these are all the people in it
I'm pretty sure it's a lot of people
Pushes here. I'm crazy. Pushes here. Wait, hold up. Let me definitely
It's okay chat. This is a Mecca lobby. We're about to run. It's a lot of people
I don't know how many people but right now. I know it's
Tubbo Ray Abe squeaks me. I think Ludwig's joining later. Masayoshi Ryan Higa foolish
Jody she bleeds there. I think there's a lot of people joining
I don't get it. I have a quick question
I
I'm not gonna say that I don't get it either
Do I need a
No, no, no, we can have 30 people 30 people in a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hopefully
We'll be fine. I think I'll be fine. I think some of the match we broken like our gallery might be GGs, but
We can stay away from the super lag you lobbyist early. Okay. No one leaked the code or else able have to put in effort to make another one
Yeah
No, no, no.
Actually, I did.
I did.
We have to do maybe.
Oh, my.
Chad's going to take forever to get into a lobby.
Are there audios good or should I turn everybody down a little bit?
Is this some prank?
Are you going to sweat or troll?
I'm going to try.
Chad, this is not a sweat lobby.
All these people are really good artists, so I have to do some funny shit.
Like, I have to actually hide well.
I can't just hide in like a dark room.
Yo, I told you.
It's because my name is spelled with two wells.
Did you put?
I swear.
I swear.
Absolutely.
I don't know about it.
Oh, oh, you a fan of Epsler?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's so bad out of context.
I got so bad out of context.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We were not, not, not the group.
That's the content.
That's the content.
That's so, oh, it's because it's, it's just, um, it's
off, not with a leak.
It's squeak.
Efsler is the name of their gaming group.
It's Ray Ludwig Squeaks and oh my god.
Oh my god, who am I?
Why, Foolish?
No, Foosley, sorry.
It's Foosley, Squeaks, Ludwig, Ray.
I watch Efsler every waking moment of every day.
Joe, I told you he had to come
because you were a fan of Squeaks.
I'm a huge fan of Squeaks.
Oh, that is a huge mask.
Oh, that is a huge mask.
I like the background.
OK, thank you.
Thank you.
I watch a lot of stupid channels,
and I don't know if they're actually you or somebody else.
That's somebody else.
And I'm going to slowly DMCA each and every time.
Oh, yeah.
I just leaked it in vertical view.
I'm so sorry.
Wow.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
You're trolling.
You're actually trolling.
This dog shit, it's like, I didn't know I had to censor
It was the lobby and the one made the cover
It's not a lobby
He wanted a lobby
He showed up, password sucks
I was like, what?
This one?
No
Okay, okay, last time
No, this is for a video, I didn't know it was not a video
Are we part of a reel right now?
Part of a track
Like joining first
Yeah, I'll wait on that
Sorry, Abe
Wait, so don't type in this new lobby code?
No, no, no
No, no, no
That'll leak it again
What a paper shredder yo to be fair this is like the only time I've ever fumbled a lobby like that
Yo siren thank you for the 25 subs thank you for the 25 gift it's Frankie Haley Mars day
Lex and blue for the sub what's up Frankie the happy uh Gia arrows sir unique cheeky and siren thinking for the gift
it's about okay you click private something find server fight and then click
find server the big bar bottom middle and then no no no you don't click that
yet not yet okay before you click that yeah
Oh, and I put this text in these other two boxes. Okay. Okay. And then I leak it
Case sensitive by the way, it is case sensitive
I'm not gonna get into this.
Hey, did you have to make it so complicated?
Why is there like capital?
Manually type that in or you be copypasting.
Is that a capital O or a zero?
I'm not dropping the code, Cappy.
I already leaked it twice.
Oh my god, we're in.
Well, that's a problem.
Well, let's see first.
Yeah.
Are we are we gonna count everybody to make sure that we're all here?
here. Oh, like a roll call? We are we are missing. Yeah. Yeah. Can we do a roll call?
Yeah. Can you be the teacher? Okay. Um, who's here? Yeah. I'm here. Very good. Now students,
let's behave today because it's it's a classroom time for what? Wow. Everyone behave. Wow.
Wow, you're showing your students and they're going to take advantage of that.
Yeah.
Yeah, you let your kids get away with everything.
Probably. No, I get told I'd be a very good father, apparently.
I believe it.
You'd be the Aster mother type of guy.
The standard is so. No, no, no, no, no, no, I would not.
I think I would alt as a father.
I'd be very, I'd be a very good father.
It depends on the kid.
But understanding the kid's not a bra.
I'm not even talking to my youngest.
Test it like you'd be my dad for a week
Okay
Let's see so we aren't waiting for something
Is everybody in are we good chat? I'm the country of Japan
Have you guys met my new friend Joe?
I watch your philosophy video one time. Oh, thank you. I liked it philosophy. Yeah
Yeah, he's a philosopher.
Ooh!
I think I saw that one too, baby.
On the TikTok.
Oh, something.
There are a lot of TikToks.
Wait, that's also how I discovered him from TikTok.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What, TikTok?
Wow, okay.
Uh, good.
Wonderful.
All right.
Abe, take it away.
Oh, wait, sorry.
Did you say something?
You're in the increasing tagging.
Wait, what did you say?
I said what, TikTok?
Yeah.
Sorry!
Sorry!
one tick tock. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. I couldn't hear over my own thoughts. Okay. I saw the
tick tock where you you talk about like space you're talking about whether people can be re re
incarnated or not. Okay. And aliens. That's when I like that one too. Jesus. Okay. That might have
been like three different tick tocks and one. Yeah, I feel like those are are separate topics.
but yeah I think okay yeah you know you got a lot if you could be reincarnated to an animal what
animal would you guys want to be a quokka a quokka a quokka oh the world's happiest animal
but when in danger they throw their kids at predators and run away so that's incredible
how do you know they're the world's happiest uh squeak stew me a favor and look up a quokka
And you'll see the world's happy animal.
I thought they're, um,
I would constantly smile like a little bit.
You just cute though.
They're not like they don't have aura.
But I looked it up.
Okay.
Then a single all-purpose rear opening that serves as the exit
and entry point for the digestive.
The way that you spelled it wrong, man.
Wait.
Oh, so they, so they don't look up a fuckhole.
Wait, in the same hole that they poop out of?
Yes.
That's a collage.
I didn't know that birds have that.
I
Still answer the question can I still answer the question?
I'd be like a grizzly bear because they're cool and independent, but they also live in beautiful parts of the world and they are cool
You know you kind of like around eat salmon
Great diet. Yeah, it's good diet
Oh wow.
Who are the hunters?
There's only two of us.
We'll adjust as we go.
Like the settings and stuff.
Oh yeah, they have new maps, like base maps too.
This is the newest.
Is it Egypt new?
Yeah, I was playing around and I didn't see this one.
Oh my god.
This map, I don't know how big this is.
You guys,
I'm horrible at hunting so you can kind of hide wherever you want.
Yeah, I'll just stand.
I'll just run around
Or are we going in circles I can't tell if it's massive or small
Chat to be like this spot
How do I move down? I got to move down very slowly. Dude. Why am I?
Whatever you're doing. Don't you just I'm just observing. Okay. How is that blocked?
There's a lot to work with
Trust me trust me trust me
Trust me I genuinely oh my god. I'm already panicking. I can't take a spot
I know what to do. I know what to do squeeze it scoot over. Oh my god
Oh my god, I forgot all the controls.
Chat, how do I make myself look like a mummy?
How do I make myself look like a mummy?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Are there other laying down emas?
No.
Or I could like flat?
Like full flat?
I don't understand.
I can't do that I can't do that guy are back in yes
How do you oh my god, I'm hard pivoting hard pivoting here
40 seconds
this is terrible what's like the okay this is a great warm-up around my god
Salih I can't do that I can't do that I may or may not be still running around
it's so over I am the least creative individual right now I know no no no it's
It's too early. It's too early.
It's the first round. It's okay. It's the first round.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Never mind.
Huh?
Nothing. Nothing.
I don't know if I notice the scenario on you.
Oh, yeah, I have to remove that.
I can't make it.
I can't make it.
So bad.
Is anyone afraid?
Oh, my God.
Give me a second.
Okay, dude, we had more time to paint.
You can read that.
Yeah, you're so kind.
You see me. Can you act like you know that was a struggle?
Terrified, please. I hate you. I hate you.
I'm already a whistle.
Oh, oh, my God.
It just.
Now, who the hell?
Who the hell was cooking up?
What the hell? You're just a bad boy!
What?
Why do you want him with this thing right this?
Was that a cologne that you just de-spawned in front of my eyes?
Dude, someone just aura-formed on me.
They're still in here though, I hit them.
I feel like everyone took the good spots.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. I feel really bad.
No, don't feel bad. Don't feel bad about my name, just.
Oh, OK. Don't feel bad. Sorry.
Um, OK.
Oh! I hear you!
Hear me out?
Yeah.
Hear me out. Let me, let me just, let me just give my pleast fit. OK?
OK.
What do I do! How do you think- I like me to myself for texture!
How do I make myself with texture I see his name right now
I'm sorry
You can just shoot my club
Don't do it Chiblee don't do it. I'll do it. Don't do it. I'll do it. Oh my god.
Don't do it now. I know I know who my office are
What we're off really? No, no, not we just you
What the hell you can't you're my op?
I'd better be after that
Oh, I thought you'd be like angry
Oh, you're never finding anyone else there in perfect spot
I'm not sorry. I give up. I switched to free cam.
Apparently we saw the toast. I have to be. I have to be toast is a lot.
Wait, Tablo, your spot so simple yet.
Simple spot.
There's no way
How are you
I'm witnessing some crazy things right now
like there's no way I'm so sorry I know it just became friends but that's how
good we done it's okay I was in a different spot I got nervous
no the spider-man age in a different game someone has to kill toast I'm or
I'm leaving
That looks like the back legs of the dog. Oh
My god, I forgot you could clone yourself
I gotta do that. Okay. See this is like this is the stuff. I normally do chat
Just hide really
How does show no texture like that
I'm whistling!
It's my beauty sticking out.
Oh, you're whistling?
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm spotted!
Oh, there's a pink pink!
Oh, that movement is insane!
Holy, look at him go!
Look at him go live!
How is he alive?
Oh my god!
We're gonna be on YouTube!
Hey, YouTube!
Hey, YouTube!
It's just crazy for my POV, I'm not going to lie.
No, how's your family?
We are never playing CS again.
I'm going to be so jealous.
No, you just need to look at my screen.
Oh my god, if I give a blow, you die.
Oh my god.
Thank God for the lead.
Thank God for the lead.
I'm not even kidding. I was crazy on my screen.
I believe you.
Oh, that was so good.
No kidding.
Here we go, guys.
What a ride.
I'm gonna sleep.
Another room tippling.
Thank you.
No.
Wow.
They're so close.
Oh, wait.
What the hell?
That's so good, Greg.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh good Rick.
Wow.
Oh wow.
I feel like staying.
It's a slap.
But I got the job done.
Oh yes.
Oh I'm farming eons.
Thank you.
Eon for eons by the way.
If anyone eons me, I'll eon you back.
What the?
Eon for eons.
Eon for eons.
It's an eon.
Whoa.
Oh my god.
And I used my eon.
I'm sorry.
No refunds as well.
Oh my god.
Eon for eons.
Eon for eons.
Eon for eons.
Eon for eons.
Eon for eons.
Eon for eons.
Eon for eons.
Eon for eons.
You're not yawning back bro. Yeah, I already used it. I'm so sorry
This
Maybe this many people we did three hunters. Yeah
Good job
So I mean I don't need to be a main character y'all I'm taking for the raid packs
Lawson Oscar sound Martin and running take it
Happy birthday to the top of well top ups was yesterday but I guess a lot of
I really don't believe that.
I kind of don't believe that.
Are we gonna keep hanging around a hotel?
Oh wait, I love this man.
I love you all.
I'm gonna be a balloon.
Don't be square.
I think you can be square on every man, but you could just like
Hunters let's definitely
You guys want a combo go for it. We're gonna depth it up. You guys can do combos wait
Can I get some people with me? I need I need I need help
Where are you? Yeah, okay? Okay? You're I have an idea. I have an idea. Okay that thing. Yeah
Okay, you see the vision. Oh
Yeah, you know, I mean, I don't know where I should hide I kind of want to do something right do myself
But I don't know where I would do that. How do you like go on top of I?
mean, I
Don't really like this area like who I don't want to hide in
Descend a little hide as the floor do the floor spots always get found is the thing
like I gotta I gotta find somewhere where I could be like no do that she's some
something like I want to find like a good chair but I can't really like a tax
and I can be this for these like that wouldn't work I see it I see it
honestly I believe what are you doing oh I don't know I got it no I see it do
Do your clothes give that away if like one of them's too in?
Yeah, I think so and I just gotta draw it
You only get three phones
Yeah, you get two and then you oh and then and then you okay. Yeah
I think they're allowed to clip. I think if they're clipping they won't flash red as well
No.
Everyone's blinking.
Yes, someone is clipping.
The cord is flashing.
No one's blinking.
Everyone's clipping.
Everyone's clipping.
Wait, wait, wait, we're fucked, we're fucked.
Oh, no.
We might need more time for painting.
Guys, it's not even the right direction.
Hold on, hold on.
Dude, 30 seconds is like, dude, there's like no time.
There's no time.
We're fine.
I'm just trying to get this done.
I'm gonna pick the yellow then it's like I'm gonna do the black hunters
Yeah, who are the hunters?
Pika pika. We need more texture, bro. What are we doing? This is not it.
We got it, we did not. Here we come.
You can't go in the cabinet
Where do you know
It's so I saw someone flashing
No, oh, okay, so I see it's so obvious from the side down
Maybe a little bit maybe just um give me a little more time. You'll find me in the bathroom later
I see you. No, you don't. No,
no, no, no. How do I go back?
Move. Give me 10 seconds. Whoa.
Okay. Give me 10 seconds. I like
what's going on. You see the
vision? I see the vision. No,
who's Weenus? Huh? No, no, no.
I get 10 seconds. I get 10 seconds.
I get 10 seconds. I get 10 seconds.
I get 10 I get 10 I get 10
Who's in my drawing time? Who's this?
Pico Pico
Hello!
What are you?
This looks terrible
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
I can't let everyone live, Abe. Someone's gotta die.
You're right.
No, they got one here.
Wait, where'd he go?
I'm gone. I ran. I'm out of here.
GG's
are you kidding me you didn't give me how are you blaming themselves like this
are you kidding me i was going for like 30 no you weren't your friends are camping me
give me the word boss i'll take them out there's just no way there's just no way
what the fuck don't kill anyone oh there's definitely one guy in here
I was a huge
Yeah
So much
Hiding like species pinning himself like a penguin
You got this, Squeaks. I believe in you
I don't think we touched it
Please stop
Squeaks are talking games
Oh, press B to deafen
Oh
That's so embarrassing man, I'd probably just leave the lobby if I was you.
Y'all have like the most creative hiding spots ever.
Wait, where are you Joe?
Oh, I'm in, I'm in like a pretty, pretty ass.
Oh my god.
Wait, Jody, I like yours.
I don't think they're gonna find you.
Yeah, I think it's good.
I think you're golden.
a real sick of foolish kill them kill them all kill kill them all you got a
you. You're the boss. What's
on eight?
Hey, John.
Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you.
You guys. I don't think you saw
three, two, one, three, two, one.
Oh, we have to come in.
Oh wait, we killed two people?
Yo, Martha, you're just kidding.
I got a chat. Next round, we play.
I got to hide somewhere that's, like, more creative.
I got to hide somewhere that's, like, in plain sight.
Like, brother staring right at you.
I totally don't see it.
Alright.
Here, you get the legs, I get the arms,
John, you get the head.
Three, two, one.
One, fire!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This subject's caught us.
Wait, no, it's last.
I'm going to ask you, I would say I'm in a more scummy spot.
No, you ulti, bro.
Pack your stuff in the back.
Wait, I heard the whistle.
Wait, he can win. He can win.
I'll whistle again.
Oh, they're coming.
Oh my gosh.
last man's hand wait that plushie was I did I think I walked by that was a good plushie
that was a good combo I always try to freak him and then I just move
I like your spot streaks thanks and you you like me a thanks man I uh I appreciate
I got to paint myself into things that use is so much better
Enzo and Cherokee to the sub I love
Yeah, thanks, I really appreciate your compliment I like that you are so confident that you will take the compliment and feel like you
Don't have to dish it back. You know
I don't know it feels like it makes the most sense to be a box. It's like easier to hide
Wait, we should become farmers.
Okay, let's start selling.
Like if I was a better artist, I'd hide as the bell.
Um, I was going to go home, but I don't hear I can't go home.
Well, I just let you out.
Alright, then let me present you with this.
Overalls.
Can I show you that?
Yeah, overalls, a hat, yeah.
Did it just mirror the game run like, ah.
That means, ah.
Right now.
Thank you for clarifying.
It might be because there's too many people.
Oh.
Oops.
Run like, ah.
Oh wait, I like that. Oh, is there like a barrier for y'all?
What do you mean? Like if I run up to a wall, it like throws me back.
Okay paint, paint the color, like grab my color, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh wait, I could clone this portion and then you get the other side. You know what I mean?
Yee-haw. How do you throw it straight ahead? Does it do it though?
No, are you guys do shadows or not?
Wait, why do I look like a minion?
Farmer
Minion I actually you know what I'm a minion now
I actually a don't do the end. I'm I got it. Where do I?
There's nowhere. Oh my god
Deliever
Yeah, we just do one I
Got you yeah, yeah, I just I should see
frame one oh
Dang it
again again I
I can't delete it. Is it X? Is it X to delete your clones? Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you have to put both clones down first. Sometimes. You have to what? There's a cool down sometimes. Sometimes you have to put down, yeah, sometimes you have to put down both clones. Oh, heard. Yeah, heard. W.
If you read this you're dumb
X
Yeah, it smells like shit over here.
Ew, that's it.
Yeah, yeah.
All the sniffing shit over there.
What the hell?
I found a couple of udders.
Wait, what do you mean?
It's just part of it, I think.
It's, you know, I want to let them go, but it's a-
Thank you.
Yeah, it's a-
Oh, no.
You don't like scumbag, man.
Oh, look, there's a frog up there.
Thank you.
No, that's a chicken.
Oh, oh.
Oh, damn.
That was an act with chicken.
That was a frog.
Wait, there is an invisible wall here.
Oh, an invisible wall.
Yeah, it was.
Dozen's such a good spot.
You're nuts.
Oh, my god.
Boys, I'm a god.
How many people are in the chat?
Don't worry.
Don't dirty your hand.
Don't dirty your hand.
Oh, good.
This is cool.
Don't leave it.
Oh, my god.
Run!
Wait, they all got away.
I saw so many people left.
Oh wait, they all died on me.
I thought of my bad.
There's people around here.
I can't get up!
Are you okay?
Do you guys hear your walking audio behind you?
I feel like I'm being followed.
It's scary.
You're being followed?
Is there someone following me?
Is there a height of following me step by step?
You do have that happen to you a lot.
Yeah, people follow me all the time in real life and stuff.
Really?
Yeah, I jump into bushes and climb trees.
There's whistles here.
Where is here?
There's at least two near these horses.
There's two near these horses.
No, wait, that's interesting.
No, that's interesting that you say that.
I think that actually might be a game glitch.
I don't think anybody's actually there pretty convincing me. I'm he's
getting away from you. You have to kill your ex. Go hit ex.
I'm gonna remove your phone. He's got he's gone. He's gone.
How do I ex ex? Oh, he made another clone.
Ex wait. Can you can you can you close your eyes?
I was moving like a 30 second.
You're still alive. You've got movement. Whoa.
Oh, there was two whistles. I'm headed now.
Y'all are finding a lot. Yeah, Chiblee. Have you found it?
I'm walking on it. Stay in the brown zone over, okay? We got a couple minutes. Big whistle, big whistle.
Oh, that's Gigi for them. It's Gigi for them. Am I supposed to shoot him?
I'm leaving. You can't see me. My movement's too insane.
I
Know what's hiding it's a cloaker on these chickens over here already checked
No
Wait
You can't touch the mill.
A thousand i4 message to me.
Big whistle.
There's someone to my right, like real close.
Oh my god, who is this? This is so good.
Oh my god, it's a baby.
Oh my god, it was a bull.
Oh, you said it's a baby and I just made in the head.
Got some jagged lines.
Four left.
I'm listening in ten.
Oh, on my left.
You guys are never finding Masayoshi, by the way.
You're a lie.
Is he in a crevice?
You're gonna never find John.
John is John Cook.
John Cook.
John doesn't strike me as someone who has a cheese.
Would you say it's eon worthy?
Definitely.
Ooh.
That means it's funny.
That means it's kind of funny.
No.
Kind of funny.
Oh, it's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all.
Right, can I get a hallelujah?
Hallelujah.
Wait, are you above me?
What's that mean?
Are you below me?
Yeah, Jesus, where?
Wait.
What?
What?
He went back to the fence bar.
He went back to the fence bar.
They all clung out earlier and culled on it like crazy and recreated.
Wait.
I didn't even know he went back to the fence bar.
Wait, that was genius.
That's crazy.
That was genius.
He had survivor skills.
He had to go back and finish the job.
He had to go back and finish the job all right. I feel bad. I'm turning myself in I've been
I've had a very bad spot. I should I should
I've never seen you. This is my first time. This is your first time seeing me, really?
Yeah, absolutely. Where have you been? She totally saw you did.
It's impossible. It's impossible.
Wait, where is Ryan?
I don't know how they didn't see me.
I knew it was a lie.
Wait, Ryan, that was so good.
I thought it was going to be InstaShot.
I didn't see you.
The farm is hard.
This is a hard map.
This is a very hard map.
Really look up close.
Oh my god, I did. Where are you?
Never look up
Oh, the first one that we did. Oh, so I could get updated. Oh, so I could get updated. Oh, so it is awesome.
What they change and IRL probably they made it wider added some like news
like
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, it's like a new road
Oh, yeah
Oh my fellow hunters I apologize by the poor performance you're about to win.
Oh it is true.
No you're going to do great I hear it now.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Whoa.
You gotta paint yourself so you look scary.
You're going to give yourself a pasta.
Okay I'll give you the most threatening color I can think of.
What color is that?
Wow.
He's painting himself orange.
It's a very threatening color though.
Oh, I'm gonna give myself a picture smile.
Quickly smile.
Me young?
Huh?
You might have changed your pose, right?
What was wrong with my pose?
Um, you didn't like that?
I, I fear it's just, you know, not very hidden.
That's horrible.
Why is this not doing the pose that I'm looking at?
Oh, there you go.
Does anyone want to potentially, um, group up with me? I need, I need their clothes.
Where are you? I could join. I have no faith in my spot.
run for this fun or you could die together or we win together I'm at the
spawn okay I'm here hello okay
okay what's the plan
hear me out and then think about it you know what I mean wait and then we
we're gonna we gotta we could do it.
Is that the plan?
It might be too big.
One second.
Okay.
Okay.
I do I do I do.
um
we're gonna die
no no no no no this looks good
um
we needed another person huh
i think um wait could you go
is it like the gap?
if you want to just have the front be gone you know?
yeah and then like maybe the bit that's like
not
it's so hard to try talk about it without leaking the spot
What? The bit that isn't, maybe they don't know.
What the hell is it?
No, I'm diving with what you're saying right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it's so you don't, well, I don't know.
Nothing.
I'm not saying anything.
No, feel free to openly talk about exactly where you are.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not even hiding.
We're not even hiding.
We're just walking around.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, ready or not.
I think this is going to work.
Oh, this is a lot larger.
I just switched the free cab it's such
I feel like when you walk
Just don't look at it, just don't look at it
It's fine, this is fine
I heard that USO is near me, that's very interesting
Yeah, it's everyone else's fault if we get fine.
Describe in code where you're at, maybe I can get to you.
Okay.
In code.
Okay.
Why don't you spectate us and just find us?
Oh no!
Oh my god!
I don't need to know what happened.
I won't.
I won't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
happen I won't pick it up I'm sorry everyone just disappeared
oh it was your analysis fault that was a good spot it was your analysis fault
look at all those good spots you know
I thought that was a person
I hate when I'm just painting I just look like I suck.
No, you don't suck.
I literally didn't even see squeaks.
Like I see you using them and I was like, wow, where is he?
It's good.
Working on it.
No, you gotta go.
Thank you.
I'm done with you.
I'm done with you, fool.
I'm done with you, fool.
I'm done with you.
I'm done with you.
I'm done with you.
I'm done with you.
very recent one. Okay. Okay. Guys, I can't find anyone. You got you just got to be all
above.
Oh, I'll tell you what's going on right now. Oh, my God. What's that? Ryan. She's up,
Ryan.
No, please, please, please, please.
I need to talk to him.
No, it's a trouble, no.
I was the other side.
I'm sorry, I didn't even know that that was a person.
You guys should try.
Hey, trouble?
You're trouble, you're here.
Hi.
Hi, sir.
Holy shit.
It's been like two years that I've talked to you.
How's it going?
I need to, man.
I need you, too, man.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, somebody's blowing up.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Your spot got blown up.
Someone's flashing in a puddle.
I heard that.
Yeah.
It's so fun.
What was that noise?
Blushy splashing.
Oh.
I don't know how you get away with this stupid shit.
What the fuck?
Stupid shit.
No.
Stupid shit.
Okay, I was going to pin Mi Young, but then I looked.
Wait, two weeks hasn't been found, but we've stared at him a lot.
Yeah, where's Squee?
Where about?
Huh?
Squee, too.
I can give you guys a clue. Yeah, I would love like a little clue or a little. That's a clue I'm a cat
Oh, okay
You're a cat
No way you're a cat
So sad like you being forced to know are you okay? No
Why is it so hard to say Aura twice in a row?
Aura Aura?
What?
Aura Aura.
Oh, I got your ass.
Oh, I got your ass.
Wait, worm backwards.
Say worm backwards, Joe.
Oh, meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
I was like, oh, so funny, it's literally you can't do it.
I'm hearing the whistles here, but I physically
can't find anybody else.
Neon, I'm mad.
Wait, last one's on.
Why?
Why?
Because I don't understand.
Wait, that was good.
That was good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You added a little bit of the echo through, you know?
It's nice.
I like the dot.
Thank you.
That was perfect.
I don't feel like getting any fun here.
Wait, I should have- oh.
I just heard somebody whistle like nine.
I feel like I've shot every time I drive.
Every spot left is very good.
What?
I wish I could give you all an E on.
I mean, I'm hearing them right here.
I'm sorry.
I feel like-
Holy wet.
Holy wet.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, well, not gonna get this.
Oh, he was staring right at me.
Where's Sleek?
Oh, Sam whistling.
Where's the rest of your hat?
You are not a cat.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm scared of water.
I have to get misdirected.
You were so close to me, you know.
I was fucking scared.
This might be your best one.
I was so fucking scared.
I think yours was crazy.
Yeah.
Because I didn't even realize I was showing the box,
I thought I just shot a random proc.
How did he get so many kills in Arctic?
Ha ha ha!
Just foolish out on the ground again.
Yeah!
Barely! Barely!
I wish he loved me!
Screech hides himself so well in signs.
Like I can't do that.
I wish I was able to hide myself.
Please don't be, please don't be, please don't be, please don't be.
Yeah.
I never want to be hunted. I didn't hunt for once today.
I never want to hunt again.
I think
Wait, I swear, I didn't get home to like two weeks straight and now I get it all the time
Wait, it's something in the lobby. Yeah
I see it right here
Can you stop copying me foolish please?
Bro I know like you miss me in school
This map is so annoying
Everybody's gonna hide themselves in like graffiti
T.C.P. wrapping around and touching you
That's crazy
I'm gonna prove to you I'm gonna be an artist
Yeah do it foolish
I'm gonna show you
The more than just the floor
More than just the floor
I think I might have crashed
I think my game crashed
Oh no
I guess we should restart and pick any hunters.
Oh, sure.
I don't know what I was.
It's just a crash before we even got to...
Are there three hunters?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Me, Joan, Abe.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What to be, what to be.
Hi, guys.
Not now.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Oh, no.
Hi.
Yes.
What was it the funniest crap I've ever had?
I don't even know.
There's a lot in the line.
I got to be able to pay.
I'm trying to make myself look like Raphael, the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle.
How do I do that?
I need brown.
I need brown, and I need to give myself a turtle back.
I
Know it's gonna make sense
Okay, and then like darker lines to be like you might on the in mind. I mean in a sense, but I gotta try it
I kind of look like I have a football for a back
Does this look good, but the shell would be in the front too, right?
But it would be like just it would just be brown in the front
I
Didn't make it
Dude, do I look like
Raphael
Here we come
I
Didn't seek in real life one day all of us
I was on the phone with someone else
Like a mall a warehouse
Place
they lost wait wait you're actually
hello
come on
please I can't anyone don't don't please
I'm trying to be Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I'm Raphael as well. You're also Raphael.
Wait, oh my god, that's my teammate. I can't kill you. I didn't see anything.
I don't think that should be legal. How is he alive? I don't know.
I
Mention
Wait, I'm so jealous
Ray's actually pretty good. Oh, yeah, it's pretty good
You shot two women in a row that's all I'm saying, okay, I can't do that
Wait, is me young Weenies?
Where?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, OK, OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Pretty, pretty good of me, huh?
What the heck?
Keep it up, keep it up.
OK.
Yeah, this is squeaky, so I can tell by the way he started moving.
I'm a sarcasm, man.
He's strong.
What sarcasm?
What?
Oh, don't let him get a lie.
He'll never hit you.
No, no, no, he's slimy, bro.
I'm missing him a little bit, but this is an omnivore forum
in his chat, because I know that he's
cool appearance away. I'm hearing
I was low key.
How are you getting away with this?
Like, I don't know how he's getting
away with that.
Camel.
What do you mean?
All right, you guys, this tree.
How?
Oh, wait, John, that's fishing.
Oh, my God.
I'm also feeling that way.
Genius.
That's really pissing me off.
OK, that's kind of bullshit, though.
I'll give you a hint.
No one is in a crevice.
No one's in a crevice.
That's good.
Yeah, no one's.
No one's hit it in the depths of shadows.
Spot is good, too.
I actually really like it.
But everyone's in good spots.
I think we want to look at it.
Yeah.
We're going to whistle ink, whistle ink.
I'm impressed.
Both of you, like this, you, it's pissing me off.
Oh my god.
Two seconds.
This is so stupid.
Someone's behind me.
Someone's behind me.
I close my eyes.
Huh?
Babe?
You guys are going to be so pissed when you find Toast.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, you are.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I don't even understand how Toast is alive.
the map. You got to understand
the human psyche. It feels like it
would be the first thing you look
at when you get there. I think it's
close enough. I can understand
it. Oh, where were they? No.
Where do I only find women?
I don't know maybe oh maybe it's because I was written by a woman so we like I think of the same spots
You guys can't accept that I'm the ghost.
It's not him.
It's the hunters.
No, it's him.
It's him.
It's me.
You guys just can't accept that I'm the ghost.
It's not me.
You guys are like James Bond's like four times already.
He's close to you, Joe.
I've walked on you.
I've walked on top of you.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay, what was incriminating?
Not even.
Give me the deans.
Take my neon.
Take my neon.
Then there's this tub of just
win after win.
Hey, what the hell?
Can't find him.
Bro, tell me. You didn't even like
I
Was the little poster that could I was trying to get home. I just I just had to like migrate
Yeah, I was running like fine guys a little bit
Hi
Good game. What a what an amazing round. So that really made me happy
Wait, I thought you didn't like me, honey
That was just a good one. I just thought there's good banter. We were all smiling and from the
I just killed two women. I only found them. What do you want a fucking prize?
Yes, you let women live he said only to new map
That's a modern one
Yeah, which map is this?
Uh, restaurant?
Uh, Taylor loves Hello Christian Cosmic and Tina.
I'll take it.
So nice.
That's quick.
Hmm.
The restaurant would have a lot of square things.
Surely.
I don't remember which one this is.
Not if they serve hamburgers.
Oh, it's Wendy's.
It might be Wendy's though.
Oh, restaurant.
I'm hunting.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Oh, no.
She's right.
Oh, see?
What is this?
This isn't the restaurant what it was.
What is this?
Oh, there is so much stuff.
No one's there where to buy.
Oh, it's different.
Whoa.
Hmm.
Hey, what is this place?
Hmm.
What is it called?
Restaurant.
All right, chat.
We're about to cook with this one.
Trust me.
It's also got the randomized.
Well, I'm lagging a little bit.
Who's hunting?
Me, Abe, Selbeth.
Yep.
You're OK.
Interesting.
What?
Does that make a difference on how you hide?
Yeah, it actually does.
It actually does.
That's funny.
Interesting.
You all like groceries?
Love your free problem.
Fuck yes, they'll be you.
That was incredible.
That was like small talk I'd have with my Uber driver.
That was the best conversation I've ever had.
It's also his favorite question every day.
It always hits.
I can't ask people this.
your second one chiply ask your second one xbox a playstation
I used to be in xbox when I playstation now I think yes I agree I agree 360 back in the
day yeah well xbox isn't exclusives anymore so it's like what's the freaking thing
they don't fell off oh yeah if you have a computer you can get everything a pc I like
the game cube yes that's this is red right you guys ever feel like you're
old
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What was that, Dave? I'm sorry.
You killed him.
It's as the fear factor, you know, so they tremble.
Yeah, now I feel like I'm too, I'm not intimidating enough. Yeah, you have to intimidate them then.
Oh, you look dull.
Are you on the floor again, foolish?
You keep asking me.
Well, I feel like I'm playing with like 400 MS, so if they run, I won't be able to shoot them, so just scream so someone else shows them, okay?
This is so bad.
Hello.
I'm on the way.
Remember when I just killed you?
Remember when I just killed you and did what you said?
Remember when I was happy?
That's for all women.
Oh, gosh.
Thank you.
Thank you, Judy.
That's what you get, Soto.
Well, that's poetic.
I just feel like I have some haters.
Why is there not copying the same color?
Oh, yeah, I made it.
Wait.
Mama, I made it.
I have haters.
Also in and
Thank you
Yeah, there's a bunch of people where I am
I don't know if it's in here, but around this area
There's a bathroom in the restaurant see what I heard a million whistles in the man
I'm sorry, I'm never kidding.
He said I need help.
Around here, I heard a whistle around these card boxes, maybe.
Card boxes.
OK.
Nice, Mjoln.
That's good.
Maybe we should have the three of us
stay in the same room.
I'll check other places too.
Yeah, there just didn't sound like there was a whistle
in the restaurant.
But also, I could be totally wrong.
Hey, boy.
Hey, boy.
I'm just so good, bro.
I can't believe I was found before he was.
If Toast survives, I'm gonna be pissed.
Yeah.
I'm looking at the floor.
I'm looking at the floor.
Why is it not mad?
There's gotta be something here.
There's no way.
What is happening?
like crazy. Oh, this is um I
gotta learn from you. Yeah.
Shadows are all but it works.
I guess. No, it gets the
general idea. It gets the job
How many fingers am I holding up three
Okay, yeah, that was a good try.
It's not much going on.
Is it bad?
It has to be a joke.
Come on, give it to me.
Give it to me.
Wait, did you find him, Dodie?
Yeah.
Why are they reacting like that?
Who's so close to the camera?
Why are they reacting like that?
I'm getting nervous.
I can't believe it.
That's crazy.
Oh my god.
There's a whole other section.
You guys are trolling, right?
I mean, up the hunt is.
Oh, what?
I can't tell where the word coming from.
If I'm going to be so honest, guys,
it has to be on the floor.
I'm just going to look around every way.
Yes, it's not.
Not even touching the floor.
Is that like your thing?
You like going on the floor?
Oh my God.
Dude, you like can't paint.
He's a floor guy.
Panics.
Floors.
He just.
Yeah, if you like the floor the wall is really good as well
There's a whistle in this area for sure
Don't worry, you get a whistle in eight seconds.
Wait, hey, we're just gonna give up?
Click on this?
Oh, wait.
Oh, my God, Ray, that was so good!
That was really good, actually.
That was really good.
You get a whistle!
Fuck you, finally.
Wait, Ray was so good.
You was, holy shit.
I actually wasn't, yeah.
I was so upset with him ever yet.
Toast didn't even paint his foot!
How is he still alive?
Seriously?
He's probably over there, right?
Something about a foot.
You know what? I'm going to go get him painted.
It was a fence, dude.
I'm just kidding. It cleaned up.
I feel like if you didn't tell him...
I feel like there's somebody in the bed from a distance.
I don't know where the whistles are coming from.
Selfie!
They won't shut the fuck up!
I know!
I got you, man!
I'm having kids!
There's gotta be someone around here!
I'm too fast!
I'm too in the past!
Oh!
Oh, fuck you, foolish!
That's so...
Bro, that's such a dumb spot.
That's such a dumb spot.
I'm gonna see what happens.
That's such a stupid spot, police.
What?
Yeah, there you go.
such a stupid spot police what I can't believe I live that if that's where yeah
you're kind of up there this was pretty good too thank you I thought speaks
you're gonna my foggy well Ray Ray was actually really good I was so I spent so
my time around her that's fucking crazy you both were staring at me but then yeah
you heard the whistle and then just turn the other way so I was like oh I'm
safe. That was crazy.
Aperture science. Let's go.
Oh, this this map is really small, by the way.
So yeah, small.
Oh, my God, portal, portal reference.
That's a good ass game.
You guys, you fuck with portal.
Big time.
Portal two.
I like the second portal to.
I rented portal to from a video store.
You rancid portal to
Squeaks remembers blockbusters. Oh, yeah, I do
Because of the matter the map is like really crazy the color
Oh, it's so overbroke. This is
messed up. Oh, this is a time
map. Oh, it was. Do you get like
Oh my god. That's that's that's
a that's a choice. That's a choice
to me. You know what I mean?
It's a good strategy though. I
can see I can see the vision.
I feel like I if I stared at this
that's how I get a migraine it's so bright I'm just making myself an angel
Oh, you do your Q muscle keep this oh wait
Use your Q muscle what what do you want from me?
Holders oh, yeah, wait, how did you get that color? How'd you do that space bar and then left click the thingy you're on
Yeah
Yeah, oh my gosh. Thank you hold right click and then like drag it left and right and you can like
Watch out, I'm confident I find everybody and I think even a thousand buddies rough Sean check blue unbaited
We'll definitely be able to run like probably more games
But like today's Mecca tomorrow, I'm gonna be doing random games
get your games, at like 1 or 2.
Tuesday not live.
Wednesday horror games, maybe World Cup launch party,
Thursday triple T day, horror games,
Friday, react Saturday Sunday, not live.
X-pation point schedule, if you want another straight schedule.
You could take it out of Subolni too.
You feel bad we're in Subolni.
All right, lay back down.
What the fuck's happening to your screen?
I don't know, they're saying.
I don't know what map we're on, but I just downloaded one.
They're saying this map's just really bright.
But the lobby's like a CS flashbang on repeat.
Wait, what is happening?
It's a TikTok challenge.
Oh my god.
It is so bright.
What have you done to me, John?
Oh god.
I almost scared it like a dark patch.
Why are you doing it?
Wait, but why is that?
I'm mad.
I put the high-grade simulator, literally.
I need to think of something.
When you're cued back up, X is like, whatever you can.
I'm pressing act nothing's happening. It might be Bob
Like I'm like listening like people in a bathroom stall
I'm gonna help I'm gonna go door 808 real and Edd thing of the sub to
You guys got five seconds
I'm like a bank. Oh hello. Who's this? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't worry. That's my clone. Like, hear me out. Okay. Follow me. Follow me.
Okay. Okay. I'm coming. I'm coming. Okay.
You trying to hide again or are you like taking me something cool?
I'm just grabbing your collar real quick. Hold on. Okay. I like that. Ghibli blue.
who? Whoever this is. You're not very transparent. You can't see through me. Okay, I'll give
you a hint for someone else if you let me live. What a damn that almost looked. There's
really good attempt at skipping. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. I'm gonna. You didn't give
me a hint. I said, I said, where are they? And I thought I heard it. I heard it. You
got to do the all they found us run three rooms ever to somebody. Oh, shucks. Wait, foolish.
This is your best one ever.
Keep trying.
It is a little gross, but.
How did you find me?
You were gross.
You were awesome.
OK, that's a good one.
I got a problem with your first actual good one.
First actual good one.
Yay.
OK, you actually kicked it.
You actually kicked it.
You actually managed to do it.
No way.
I heard through here, though.
Wait.
Oh, no, this is great.
Wait, it's the same, right?
Yeah.
Wait, I can learn something from Kodo.
Wait, someone's talking to me.
A great spot.
You can press B to deafen.
Yeah.
Oh, no, oh, no.
Dude, the whistle.
Oh, wow.
There's still so many people left on this tiny map.
What have you guys been doing?
Coming one with Aperture Science.
Wow, Venus has a lot of points.
Hey, Venus is farming.
You'll never find her.
Wait, something.
Are you somewhere with?
Go start it.
With that garbage spot?
Oh, something's fucked up, man.
I'm alive.
And I'm pretty visible, too.
They're half of mine.
Hey, shut up.
No, come on, bro.
You're fucking jinxed to me, man.
Don't you?
Hey, this is slumma.
This is so unlikable.
I
How'd you guys not find fully shed I'm kind of getting pissed off
I'll give her credit to me, you're a winner to me, shout out.
Just do it, alright, just kill me.
Hey, me younger than this, so many freaking boys.
That's very well done, Joe.
I like the bronze accent.
There's me out of here.
Where's me?
I'm nowhere in everywhere.
She has the most good spot in this world.
Good drawing, Mia.
Yeah, we get the next week.
It is insane.
Yeah, I feel like it's more than usual.
Squeaks.
Huh? What is that?
What?
You didn't even copy the other one.
I didn't.
It's like a security camera.
There's a security camera.
It's me I'm in foolish left
This is cool, I like it that's pretty like small
like it what I don't know what what nothing wrong with small things gotta be
there's gotta be something in this room the foolish is your best one yet why
don't you say that yeah you've got to take the compliment that usually your
spots are fucking all time oh my goodness gonna go crazy I'm going
bunkers what they're both right I feel like they're in my head yeah they're
like how they're the thing is it's so the map is so small but like under the
floor that's a good point I'm meeting my freaking music this next whistle music
Yeah, yeah, it's a Mario go go
One of them is
And they're not in this up this up
Yeah, thanks for working on me youngest fucking crazy. You're never gonna find it
Oh my god
Stared
I would say it's probably his best work so far.
And no lies were told.
I like that you're offended that this is your first time.
That was one of the hardest ones because I saw the miss spot ranking just keep going up and I'm like I know I'm staring at them and I just can't see them.
I feel so bad to be a hunter, and it feels like everyone's killing you.
It feels like you can't see it.
It's so frustrating.
Everyone's laughing at you.
That's brutal.
I don't know what to do.
Okay.
To be square around.
That's easy question.
I crashed.
There's only two hunters now.
Should we reset for another hunter?
I
Know no, no, no, I genuinely crash
Swear to God
Hello, thank you to the three you're my favorite streamer you
I'm sure you're up for the content.
I know what you're up to, bro.
Big and little thank you to the five gift fids, FX Turtle,
unbated Ethan, thank you for the sub.
MF Sweat, thank you for the 50 gift fids.
I'm sorry I missed that.
Thank you MF Sweat for the 50 subs.
That was the chat.
My raw, silly, your distant nightmare, anarchy.
It's the Zach for the sub.
And dude, genuinely, I'm sorry I missed MF Sweat.
Thank you for the 50 subs.
I'm sorry I missed that.
I genuinely did not see that.
I don't know if you're still here,
but thank you for the 50 subs, genuinely.
Put it here.
I recently got the allergy DLC.
You're like new kids like Greenish.
The allergy DLC, what does that even mean?
You just got allergies for the first time?
Yeah, like because of what?
Also like the trees.
Oh, you got a pollen problem.
Take Singular.
What's that?
Use code JoeBart when you use your JoeBart
as your local pharmacist for Singular.
Singular. Alright, I'm on it.
I really wish I could help you.
Or you could have Claritin D. That trick gets you high.
You can eat honey.
Benadryl.
Yeah, just take the honey.
Are you a little funny, Benadryl?
And just eat the hat, man.
Eat honey.
Beap pollen.
Also add a little bit of bee pollen to your smoothies or something.
Just smoke a f***ing weed.
Where are we going?
Okay.
Yeah.
That actually does pex it.
Eat up.
Yeah, you can add...
I've got a lot of MDs out there.
Cause you make for those yourself with their, with, with, but they're pollinating.
Oh, that's so smart.
I get it.
It's like a little deli word.
That's my buddy.
That's my buddy.
Wait, do you want to join my human centipede?
What?
Yes, what, what, uh, where are you from?
Can I be in the middle?
Ew, what would you do?
No, I would.
I
Seems that I've been put in the middle
I see where it is now. I feel like a stain now
Wait, I'm the human
Are we missing anyone
your mouth that color
Oh Abe's in front I'm leaving
Is everyone in
Yourself we can make it like really long. I think everyone is in all right. I can't sell
Yeah
But it might be the longest and a beat of all time
How disturbing would it be if somebody said their favorite movie was
I've never actually seen the movie you haven't
no I've seen it a few times
I've seen that shit in 3D
oh yeah yeah
spoiled for me so I don't know the point
the whole movie was shit
literally
Question like just curious who the hunters
Well, I'm one of the hunters me too
Wait, no, no, stop it. Stop it. You're gonna have to move
I don't think you understand I'm already here. Okay, well, we're just gonna have to make it work. Okay
There's so many spots to hide.
I'm just having fun painting myself.
you're going to bring my
come on. No, no, no, but like we can make it like work together. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. I see your point. It's your point. Okay. Yes. Yes. Okay. Look, look at look what my plan
is. Ready? Wait, that doesn't make sense. You've ruined it. No, no, you got you got
understand. You're going to do it like this. And then I can do this. And then I just
you see that's horrible fuck you man wait what you want to do only like on the
top part yeah I feel like just the top okay okay I don't think you can change
the clone oh well you can delete it oh guys I just learned something crazy what
learn if you replace the lawsuit like characters of the hex the hex color code with one one it makes
it like like a like a opacity like it makes it like not a not a yeah yeah do you know what i'm
saying i'm really struggling to get the sentence out of my mouth this is this is not good like
try it makes it like transparent a little bit what do you say there's a capacity tech yes
Is opacity thanks for helping me. Thanks for the assist. I gotta run. I gotta run. Oh my god
Start shooting just believe these guys through these guys right here
I
Let's just be the last one. That's I have a good feeling what the hell there's
still so many people there yeah I hear so many whistles oh no
look at the pretzels exactly what you are doing and couldn't you can't yeah
I
Wait
That's really good. Run at me. You can't compliment the hunters like this too. Like I just feel like
They put a lot of work in it
I'm a pretzel
Pretty good. Oh, thank you so much
I feel so great right now
I'm not letting you run, I can't let you run.
You should have let him run.
Come back.
I need every kill I can get.
Do you see me?
I can't see.
You guys will never find Abe.
Can't get back to my capo.
Wait, I don't know how to...
Wait.
Whoa, Selvett.
Wait, is there anyone in the sky?
I don't know.
I'm gonna turn into like an AC 130.
I like it would be run. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
Whatever you do
He's on the other side
Your sacrifice will never be forgotten
Who's that? Who is this? Oh, he's up there. I didn't know you could stack on
I got this for both of us
Selvett you've done it again
Wait, don't close here
Wow
That's a good one, Dirty.
Kimberly!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there's someone on my head!
Eve, it's like, wow.
You've outdone yourself, Eve.
We're in drama, by the way, Squeaks.
Why? Whoa, whoa, drama, I guess.
You crashed when you got Hunter, then we remade the lobby, and I got Hunter again.
Oh, you're a crew, actually.
You owe him, whoa, come on.
I'm so sorry.
The whistle gave you away right at the worst moment, Garrett.
I'm lucky there's three more guys. I don't know if you're gonna be a little blind everybody
Oh shibbly shibbly
I couldn't swill you don't feel bad
All right, shoot him. Oh my god
What I didn't hear a whistle what it was over. That's cuz we were talking
Not near there
Well, if I win we win man, it's a team effort
Are you able to hide in the cloud
Yeah
Let's fucking go!
Take my hand. Take my hand.
Toast, I thought you were gonna put it together when we were talking about like, yeah.
We were together on each side.
I should have used the green as a clue. Oh my god.
I feel like you have to find this spot chat that's like, a mixture of fashion and beauty.
But also like, creative.
It's a team effort. It was it was you're right. You're right. Like I should have
I gotta use the
Yeah, next games
Good luck with the heat wave.
Happy birthday, Tubbo.
Should we make it 200 now or still three?
I think we did two.
I got one more than I got to go, but I'm down for one.
That's not good.
Wait, where are we going?
Yeah.
Oh, do you want to come left?
Where are we headed?
Where are we headed?
Actually, I'm actually going to go watch
Human Centipedes 1 through 3.
Oh, look.
You gotta watch that with a friend, Mark.
It's a classic.
I'm gonna watch it with two friends, baby.
Are there three of them?
I think...
Yeah, and the centipede? I think there's really three.
There's a... I think it's a trilogy.
That's incredible.
Oh, wow, I did not know that.
I was thinking about the number of movies or the people...
Yeah, I know that.
The human centipede. I've watched the trailers of all of them, and every time it's like...
We're taking it to the next level.
I'll be honest. I'm not sure. It doesn't it doesn't it doesn't show
Oh, brother. Oh, I don't pick square. Oh, I'm so so I might be
Gigi. Gigi. No, I foolish. I wish I got to be what why are you saying hi to me?
I don't give a damn about my spot.
Wait, eating?
Certainly.
Wait, what?
Clones, can you change the positions of them?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is a bad idea.
It's just gonna be hard for the hunters, I think.
No, this is perfect.
That's like eggs.
Wait, I love eggs.
Tosses us out.
What if you see this spy?
What if it's like, with both of us, it can like.
Wait, what if we all just do that?
What is wrong with this eyedropper?
Shadows are off.
What is wrong with this eyedropper?
It's turning shit, right?
Yeah, it looks like a blue.
there like that's not that color no no clones in a bit in a bit I need to wait
one night I feel like I'm not as dark okay there we go yeah I don't mind eggs
the question that Ray was asking if I like the eggs.
Wait John, copy this color.
You know what I'm going to do?
Oh, hell no.
I love eggs.
I just exited at the lobby.
Oh, no.
Don't be mad.
Oh, no!
Don't be mad!
Because I clicked the button to return to Luffy.
Oh.
Coolish, don't be mad.
She loved Minecraft.
I do.
This is your freaking map.
I don't know what happened.
I think I did pretty good for someone that was round.
I've been getting round.
Me too, actually.
Dude, I did 38k steps over the weekend.
I've been getting the opposite of rounds.
Dude, that's lean.
I've been having training shows.
I just keep walking.
Wait, I'm zinzling.
You want to light me down?
I think they all good for you.
I'm not going to lie.
I hit the stream one.
Wait, Squeak, you're a zinner?
I've zinned before to impress my cool friends wait so I should start again I
shouldn't quit what I quit you're off he's in I had a copy all right Ryan what
milligram it's all right check every I said double that let's find at least four
people you know wait that way that's a little bar I think minecraft maps are so
hard I got looking every grass every pixel yes and I walk in the lava there's
I feel like I need it to be way more black.
Oh no.
Oh my god, that's on top of me.
That is a lot.
Who's scared?
Oh look at this.
No!
How many of you are there?
I'm part of Apes Hold.
Apes Hold.
No, Jondon!
We lost the clone.
No, Jondon!
I just don't want to look in the trees.
If you're in a tree, you win.
I just don't want to look in the trees if you're in a tree you win
Be so weird for somebody to go into a tree
No
Wait, I don't know the side you I think you cancel the clone so the first one deleted. Oh my god
I thought the plan was for the four of us to like go like inwards with clones
and I thought I was gonna cancel it right didn't even take a second to admire it
I'm admiring this one. Huh? You're gonna kill me? I'm sleeping.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, squeak?
That might be the best I've ever seen.
Let me see.
Wait, that's actually clean.
Oh, man.
What the fuck?
Oh, man.
That's a red dog.
I don't know how to count that.
That does not give a fuck.
Oh, man.
That was the best thing ever.
missing. It's Joe. You're never find it. I'm not blended in very well. Oh,
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Run, run, run.
Dog.
Hey, hey.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What is this?
This is dog.
Wait, you guys, dog run.
That's crazy.
Oh, I know.
He thought everyone on this show.
You guys, to be fair, we showed up for the e-on.
Abe, thank you so much for the e-on.
We missed the e-on!
Thanks for the e-on.
You're getting wait squeeze you didn't this many eons around I've not got one the entire day
Hey, what?
It's because you've been a hunter, probably.
Yeah, I went so true actually.
I've been hunting a lot.
My god, a neon for neon.
Thank you.
Oh, you have a Minecraft torch.
That is good idea.
Wait, who's Spider-Man in the left?
It's us.
Who do we think?
It was fun playing with you guys.
Thank you for having me.
Joe, I was going to ask you for a sentence.
Yeah, Joe.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, Joe.
Enjoy the human centipede movie.
Good job.
All right, chat.
That was a fun stream.
If you have any videos you have to watch or games you have
to play, videos, shows, games, shows,
and avicii, five-minute series of watching games I play.
I will be live tomorrow at 1 or 2 EST for a random game day.
We're going to be doing backyard baseball,
probably creature, kitchen, maybe some other stuff.
Tuesday not live.
Wednesday is going to be horror games.
Flash and dives dropping.
We're playing that.
a watch party of the World Cup semi-finals game. We'll see though. Otherwise, it'll just
be random games. Thursday's going to be Tung Tung Tung Sahore horror game dressing up as
Triple T as well. Maybe doing the Mousetrap punishment to that day. Other random games.
Friday's a full React day. Saturday, Sunday, the 18th, 19th, not live. Next Monday, the
20th, random games maybe a React as well. That Tuesday or that Wednesday, I'm off. And then
the other all beyond. We have photonomaly next week too. Random games and a charity stream
for Albea Sanctuary next Friday. Matching chat stone is up to 10k for Maya's Animal Sanctuary.
But yeah posted on the main end of the gaming last night actually. I didn't post today so
go watch that outside of that. I appreciate y'all. Hope y'all had fun. And I will see
y'all later. Who do we want to raid? We could raid Valkyrie because she invited me. That
Very sweet be on your best behavior chat if you're a fucking dick
I will ban you in my stream as well
Okay, Jack and sweats to the sub howdy Jimmy take it to the raid fizzy and swept the sub MS
Thank you for the sub as well. I appreciate y'all sassy. Thank you for the subject