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How's everybody doing on this fan fucking tastic Monday everybody chat? It is a random game day today
How are you doing on this fine afternoon evening night morning? Whatever time it is for you?
I don't really care. Anyways finish the song. No, bro. That song's long as fuck
I'm not finishing the song. I already paused it. It just ruined the vibe. If I just re-pick it up where I left off, I would have to fully restart the song. Anyways, chats. We have a few things we're doing today, okay?
We're starting out with a game called Creature Kitchen. We've been meaning to play this for quite some time. I've had this on the docket for about a month.
We're gonna play it today. I think it's like two hours long. It's like a cooking horror game where
animals from the wilderness
Order food and you have to go out into the wilderness to get it
I've been told that it's more vibey than it is scary, but we'll see it's supposed to have like a psychological horror aspect
Then we're gonna hop into a game called sheriff looper
Which is like a 2d horror game about a sheriff that has to like save people from like alien abductions or some shit
And then we're either going to hop into channel for midnight or ice cream man
and then
We're gonna end stream with chat nothing, but the best game ever
Or nothing other than the best game ever backyard baseball
We're gonna win today chat trust me. We're gonna if we don't win. We're gonna have a vibey team. I'm very excited. I'm very excited
Not confirmed. I might eat an edible on the back end of today's stream. I
I was thinking about it and I was like people keep trying to have an eating edible on stream in about two weeks
Maybe more
That's not true at all
That's not true at all. I actually know that is probably true
I got drunk on stream though like five days ago for that challenge a
Bong hell no it probably be a THC drink or an edible one of the two your asset backyard baseball
Bro, I was watching Ludwig play yesterday and I've come to the conclusion that you have to constantly tell yourself like he was saying
You got to constantly tell yourself to swing low
So if the ball if the ball comes in I have to hit it from the bottom
Or it'll just top of the ball like in golf and then it'll fucking line drive it to them
And they'll just catch it and I'm also playing the hardest bots in the game
So it's not easy. So I want to get good at it
Have a Zen? No, I don't have Zens.
Uh, Sinks and Echo for the Sub-Stuart, take over the 3, take over right now, can't take over the 3,
so all players have been trying to beat getting over it for 40 hours.
How long did it take you?
Smallfrize has been playing getting over it for 40 hours? I don't know, we could say.
Oh wait, getting over it or get to work?
Oh, I never beat getting over it.
I never beat getting over it.
So, I don't know.
I, I, no, I thought you were saying get to work.
I was gonna say get to work took me like six hours, five hours.
Um, that's crazy, 40 hours.
I'm going to go eat and travel, bro.
Yo, no.
Bro, 40 hours long,
not ending stream until I beat getting over it.
in life for 44 hours.
Yeah, I would have given up, bro.
I had a friend that did a challenge called playing Valorant
until I hit gold.
And he started at unranked, and he streamed for like 20 hours
and then gave up.
Because it's like, I feel like getting over,
it's pretty disheartening because it's like a rage Foddy
in game, or it's the Foddy in game, technically.
But like Valorant, dude, I would do a stream like that.
When you guys were like, would you ever do a marathon?
I'm like, fuck no.
I would do something along the lines of playing a game
until I hit a certain rank.
But the problem is like,
you could just be stuck in Doom queue.
Like that's the issue with ranked play,
especially for Valorant.
Like if you're playing Valorant,
like say you start in silver and you're going,
I'm playing Valorant, I hit Diamond.
Like you're gonna be lose,
you're just gonna lose like five games in a row
and you're gonna sit there and go,
oh my God, that's another fucking three hours
to just get back to where I was.
I feel like it would be easier, do it in Elden Ring.
I would not do, oh, oh dude, what a great stream idea.
Nobody's ever done it, playing Elden Ring until I beat it.
Wait, actually dude, that is the craziest thing
you've ever come up with.
I've never even thought about that.
No streamers ever done that before.
Holy fuck, playing Elden Ring until they beat it.
What a good idea.
That's so original.
It's not like every streamer on the platform
I was on that challenge.
Oh, here's another one.
I, oh my God, wait, here's a chat.
Why don't I play, why don't I play every Dark Souls game until I beat it?
Oh.
I'd rather die.
Those are, those games are horrid.
Anyways.
Cal JJ called Junior Pale, Kyson, Nolan, Naj, D.W. Hecken, Waff and Nolan for the 7LV,
Think of the 3, you make that day, can you spend the globe?
One that in a challenge one that in a geoguessor challenge how to pay $500 of import tax
Worth it
Lexi thank you for the thousand buddies. I don't know if you remember me a few days ago. I was telling you about my dad
I really messed my accident. He hurt me
I want to meet up and talk, but I don't know what to do
Do you have any advice?
If you're meeting up with him for closure, I think that's fine
If you're meeting up with him to get back together with him
I think that may be a bad play, but I also don't know you or what happened or him Matt take even a thousand betties
Now that Norway's gone. Who is your bet to get the World Cup final France?
Gin taking the three samurai. No, she or I'll think of the sub can't think of the three already with that
Vape and Taylor from the sub the stars say next tail
Take of the sub Nellie out take of the three. What are we getting late also the Vod with Jack was fired next time?
We hang we should record a video to who are you?
The fuck are you next time we hang we should record a video the fuck are you?
Bizarre thinking of the thousand buddies love your streams in the Air Force try to be a streamer any tips
I've made a lot of videos about streamer tips. Just look up Joe Bart streamer tips will probably pop up
But overall, it's really just trial and error. Also, thank you for your service.
X loving taking the 3. Random grown ass woman replying to my comment with a video,
shouting if you mean because I said calling a trans woman a male woman would come off as transphobic.
X would do take it with a sub, hit ice and 10 take it with a sub, Black Sea take it with a 5,
gift it's cool. KB and Glacier take it with a 3, Scoob Levi take it with a tier 2,
Chris 208, 06, Chaco, Valorous Fish for the sub, Manly take it with a 3.
Cammy, it's Pineapple, Missy, Nove, Graphic, Got, and Logic for the sub.
Galliotech for the sub. Lexie, thank you for the 1,000, DT, I'll be through shit.
Finally, hearing and acknowledge helps me more than you can tell.
Thank you, Ocin, thank you for the 5.
Spurred by Uncle and Vacation will play golf now.
Impressed and getting drunk. Do you have anything similar happening to you?
Nope.
Look, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
It's a deck for the sub kill. Thank you for the sub TT.
Thank you for the 3. Love the stream. Appreciate it.
Cyber and FNAF for the sub. Colby, Max, I'm it's Tony.
Thank you for the 3. Second stream I've caught.
Welcome to the stream waffle Liam and geek thank you to sub JJ and call for the sub junior for the sub
Honey for the sub TT thank you to the three
Mr. Thank you to the three lexie thank you to the ten gifted take them if you get a something give the ten gift
It's my girlfriend and best friend died after a car accident a few weeks ago ripping the chat
I'm still recovering it from it. I miss every say or miss her every single day
I can't stop thinking about her but watching you makes it so much better
Well, I'm glad I'm able to help man, but I'm sorry for the loss of your girlfriend and your best friend. That's truly sad. I
Wish you the best genuine. I'm sorry. You're going through that
Nolan Woff, DW for the sub, Nick for the sub,
Lyren for the three, Monika for the three,
Happy Birthday, yeah boy, take it for the five.
I have your stream in the background,
deep cleaning my PS5, Blake for the sub,
D.B. and Shronky for the sub, Kenny for the sub,
deep cleaning your PS5.
How fucking dirty is your PS5?
Bro, Chris the other day was like,
I gotta go fucking blow out my PC.
Do you guys like dust off the inside of your PC often?
Like, I'm looking at the inside of my, like my PC isn't that dusty.
Like twice a year, I've never dusted the inside of my PC.
I'll, I'll, I'll take off the dust panels and blow those out.
Like actually I gotta do that.
Hold up, like this.
Like this is dirty.
Oh, that's really bad.
Should I go do that real quick?
I'm not.
It's like I'm really bad.
That's about all I do is that fine is my PC okay if I just do that
Like, bro, it gets all of it.
Your PC's gonna explode?
No, it won't.
Oh, fuck.
How do you put this back on?
Yo, anybody remember?
This is probably for OGs.
A lot of you guys are newer fans of me.
on. You know, anybody remember, this is probably for OGs. A lot of you guys are newer fans
of me. When I changed setup rooms, I had to pick up my PC and I shattered the class and
it fell into my GPU. And that was like really bad. That's not OG. It's not OG, but it's
It's like, I mean, bro, a lot of people don't remember that shit.
Now, I don't even know if I still have a picture of that.
I have my whole glass thing, I pick it up, place it down,
and it just goes, psh.
And I verbally go, no!
Like, as loud as I can because it shatters,
and I hear it in the GPU.
Like, I hear it fall into the GPU, and I go, oh my God.
So there's still glass in my 4090.
Wait, I gotta check the top one now.
Oh my God, now I'm cleaning my computer.
Wait, we gotta check the top one
and then we'll start Creature Kitchen.
This one's fine.
Like this one's not as bad.
On God, that dust just tasted like weed, on God, that dust just tasted like joint smoke.
I think that's like literally just like tar from the joints.
All right, we're good now when you put the air buster actually this one's empty throughout
the trash.
Now we're good.
Smoke it now.
You're going to break something.
What would you guys do if you heard the glass shatter?
No!
Oh no!
You would laugh?
Bro, I'd have to end stream.
I'd have to, cause it would fall into the GPU fan.
That was the worry when that happened.
And I remember I called Brady
and he's like set up the camera
and I'm tilting the PC and you just hear
And Brady goes, yeah, that's not good.
Yeah, that's not good.
That's, are you able to see it?
And I'm like, no.
And I'm tilting the PC back and forth.
And it's just going, it sounds like Legos, like rolling around.
And he's like, yeah.
Turn it on.
I'm like, OK.
Turn it on.
He's like, are you hearing it?
Chip or anything?
I'm like, nope.
He goes, well, just don't move it.
It's real for the three currently watching at work to listen to thank you for the thousands of these Colby vexie
And demarian take of the three remember during the 420 sure to be sure some of the joints that can affect a PC
And it says yeah, maybe that's why Pb on Zezo thinking for the sub Lexie thinking that there's 25 gifts Lexie plays
Wyd Z minty Pb on Zez thinking for the sub kit Joe's thinking for the five gift
It's dim nmo Jackson and dyb taking the thousands of these over your fall guys crushes out Joe's and jay taking for the sub pk
Monkey thinking for three. What's your favorite anime?
They don't have any.
Ever think of the five,
once he has to think of the thousand bitties,
has the pineapple tattoo doing good.
Brick and not think of the sub.
Bot Kenya, play think of the sub.
You'll be thinking of the five.
East think of the three,
but it's up for three and a half years.
I never said best curious how Daisy's been.
We haven't seen her in a while.
She's all right.
Richard Cameron's for the sub.
Ronnie and Kel, think of the sub.
Cash, true it.
Think of the thousand bitties,
or 10,000 bitties.
Don't say bets right now, chat.
I got it up into the game,
but thank you for the 10 day bitties, true it.
Hope you have a good day.
700 France to win the curve World Cup. What do you say? That's probable
I have a bet for France to win the World Cup right now. I have a thousand dollars on France to win the World Cup
All my other bets have missed every single other one all the UFC bats all the Norway bats
The messy Argentina goal bats
Those are all gone. The only one left is France
That's it, that's a sign to quit gambling
Mods band that guy lucid for the sub don't pay in that guy. I'm kidding
Thanks, thank you for the five. You got me through my grandma's debt for the chat. I'm sorry for your loss
She's very close to me. Uh, and she would call me Logan bearer. She was the best
Lucid K7 ghosting doubtful. I'm sorry for your loss, man. Hold up
I'm pinning that. Oh actually bro, don't put dude do that
Actually, I'm just going to copy this message and I'm going to make it.
Boom. There we go.
All right.
Lock in, Chat.
First game of the day.
We're playing Creature Kitchen.
Creature Kitchen.
Taking out a sub only.
I feel bad.
Pancake and big for the sub.
Go to Duh and NBM for the sub, serve for the sub.
Chat followers.
Followers, be on your best behavior.
Be on your best behavior, it'll get thrown back and sub only in 0.2 seconds.
Be on your best behavior.
I hate hay-walling, but I usually have to.
Creature Kitchen, let's go.
Fiddle, why are you typing chubby bunny?
I thought you were saying do the chubby bunny challenge.
Wait, I love the music in this game.
Hold up, everybody shut up.
Listen.
Holy five.
This is supposed to be a scary game.
All right.
What's my monitor?
I don't know, I don't know what my monitor is.
Fuck, cancel, we'll just do a default.
Oh, I think that's my monitor.
4C40P361, yeah.
Is that right cap?
No, not on cap, that would be bad.
Stream shake?
50%.
Not a big fan of screen shake.
Music?
Music? Love it? Gotta turn it down a little bit.
Subtitles? Sure.
Miscellaneous? Lights flickering? Sure.
Maybe an epilepsy warning? Don't know if we need it.
I've never played the game. Don't mind, says Rizum.
Have I played the game?
I've never played this game.
New game.
Pre-played?
Oh, it just spawns me in the same spot.
Why do they have a fucking Resume Game button?
F for flashlight. Creature Kitchen, by the way.
Forgot to say the name of the game.
This is really disturbing already.
I hear a little owl.
A little Vaan owl.
He had to protect me, of course.
I'm following the light.
Fireflies, never see those anymore, chat.
Never see those, hold shift to run.
I hate it.
Was there a basket for fish? Shift to run. Is this my house? As I was saying though,
you never see fireflies anymore, chat. They all died. Not all of them, but many of them.
Mushroom. What do I do with this? Mushroom discovered.
Push room discoverer
The other doors is my house
Make this place not creepy as fuck read me, please in a minute
All right, all that's locked water
All right, let's meet this
Hello, my dear. Thank you for looking after my home on such short notice. Oh, so I'm like a home sitter
My departure must be very concerning. Keep them fed and you should have nothing to worry about. Who's them?
If you need some ideas for meals, keep an eye out. There should be a recipe card or there should be recipe cards scattered about.
Take care and remember to make good memories.
Hug hug.
First ex-kiss.
I don't know.
Magnet.
Oh Brady your res is 250 256 not that I don't think it really matters
This game I think is in this I
Don't think it'll be full screen Brady. I think it's meant to be like this you know what I mean. I
Don't think there's a way I
Don't think there's a way that I could do that hold up
It does matter.
Well, there's no fucking option for it.
What word do I spell?
What's the daily word, ol'?
Scary.
Did that unlock the bridge for me?
for me? Scary. Nope, it does nothing. Recipe guards. Toast. I need a recipe for toast.
Notes of heavens, this is easy to ban. Luckily, my oven knows how to create just about anything.
Pancakes, french fries, mistake. That's all I make, french toast, all this other shit
What's this?
Cooking basics.
And press everybody, we're dying trying.
Dying trying.
I see what they did there.
Oven.
Every meals plate is made by placing ingredients in the oven.
Close the door to inform the unit your offerings are ready.
Offerings?
Like it's a fucking sacrifice?
Be patient and linger not long near the void of creation.
If you need to slice an ingredient, a knife is your best bet.
For the safety of your countertop, always use a cutting board.
Whatever it takes you, put the knife down.
Hold up.
All right, hold up.
Lock in.
What does that person say?
You sound so gay, it's so obvious
that's why your name is Joe.
It doesn't make any sense, but alright.
Blend ingredients once placed in a bowl.
Make sure to mix in consistent direction.
Should you need to empty the bowl, use the spring-loaded...
I got a lock in, not unlocksing.
Blend ingredients once placed in a bowl.
Make sure to mix in consistent direction.
Should you need to empty the bowl, use the spring-loaded plate beneath to eject its contents.
Tie up your ingredients to bring out the savory flavors.
Once the oil stops popping in the pan,
flip it, cut the other side,
and catch an emergency vent to be used for self-defense
so I can kill somebody with a pan.
Okay.
Well, what do I do first?
I see all the ingredients and stuff that we have.
What is an idol?
I just got an egg sandwich recipe.
Love to see that.
We got it in here.
Oh, another recipe.
Can I drop that?
How do I drop that?
All right, well, we're gonna put that down there.
Peanut butter and jelly recipe?
Should we just scan the house for recipes right now?
We got tomatoes and broth, we got sugar in there.
Oh, and God, I just heard somebody knocking.
Example, once nothing, this is an example.
Take a photo of a creature to learn what meal they want.
Feed each creature a handful of different meals
to become friends.
When you earn three hearts, you'll be gifted a key.
So the goal of the game is to serve the animals
what they want, and then eventually they'll give me a key
and I can unlock another part of the house.
Like maybe another room or something.
She loves the music of the winds.
Always chittering beneath the porch,
seems to think he owns the place.
I don't know how people consider these little guys past, they always clean the floor for me.
I'll never turn down a dimly lit kick nick by the river.
If you're quick enough, you might catch a glimpse of this little demon.
Sure likes making messes in the pantry.
Best not to move the boxes, I think it's stressful when things change.
This thing's been here a long time.
Are these all the animals that I have to serve?
Like what am I supposed to do with this information?
They're fucking 16 different animals.
Oh, hell no, chat.
Is this like a man to the adventurer?
Where there's like a bunch of puzzles.
Close that for a minute.
Chat, I already know how to open this because I'm a fucking Uber genius when it comes to
puzzle games.
Um, hold up.
9...1...9-1-7-4.
Oh!
Crackers.
Yeah.
And an Alfredo recipe.
Should I move my camera down so it shows which recipes we're getting?
Why not?
people complain about that. That's more of a YouTube comment complaint. He didn't
move his chat box. I couldn't see anything. Oh my god. Why don't you get a
preset, Joe? Then you'd be able to drag all your stuff down. It's so much easier
than what you're doing. Don't care. Boom. Boom. Lock in. Let's go. We have an Alfredo
recipe. Should we go down this creepy avenue? What's that? Cheese and crackers recipe. Okay,
I'm getting a shitload of recipes, but I ain't got no customers. So who am I supposed to
served. That's definitely another recipe. Oh my god spaghetti and meatballs. There's
the camera that I have to take a picture. Should I pick that up? Right click to take
a picture. I'm gonna need to take a picture of the animals to know if they want. Should
I try to find all the recipes first? That's a ghost lock. Nothing. Alright let's go down
I'm at Creepy Avenue they said there was somebody down here but I best not
disturb them was the words there's so much that is this like infinite
I feel like I hear like a fucking UFO landing, I'm going to sprint, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, let's just, let's relax, wait they said best not to serve them, should I not be walking
in here or should I not be walking in here, should I turn around, I don't know if I should
turn around right now leave well what if there's something at the end
we're gonna get out of here that was nice all right awesome that was a fun
time I don't remember what the fuck's down there though didn't it say if you're
quick enough you might catch a glimpse of this little demon. Oh and then I could
take a picture of it.
Nope.
What some shit out of gravity falls boober
So I got a picture of that now can I get in what he wants how does that work how do I go look at my photos
How do I how do I play this game? I feel like I'm a dumbass right now like I don't understand
I don't understand what I need to do. I just took a picture of Goober.
Oh now what? I don't know what he said what he wants.
Three tastes of Italy. What are we at a fucking Olive Garden buddy? It's my first recipe asked for
toast come on do I have to give him that right now I don't even know if I have
three tastes of Italy or is three tastes of Italy spaghetti and meatballs
Alfredo and french fries I don't have three tastes of Italy all right we got
to find an easier animal there should be a little rat fuck down
Maybe from afar.
Nope, we gotta find an easier animal to serve.
Let's go outside.
So I gotta go fucking take a picture of something and then bring it what it wants.
I know there's something down here.
I remember seeing this.
Also, what is this area?
Yeah, creepy.
Oh.
Ah!
Get the fuck out of here, bro!
What do you want?
Oh my god, it's a little raccoon.
He lives down there.
What is he like?
Two sandwiches.
Oh, what type of sandwich?
Does it matter?
I could give him two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, or just title sandwich.
Any sandwich, alright.
I kind of want to make him an egg sandwich.
Two slices of bread and a fried egg.
Roja said it's not the most exciting breakfast.
That's the best breakfast. What are we talking about?
We're like in eggs.
Oh, shit.
Wait, can I not make eggs?
I have peanut butter...
...and bread.
He's gonna get two butts, cause he scared me.
Do I have to toast them? I don't think so.
It's not the most exciting graph it's easy to make.
I don't think I even need to toast them.
The problem is, I don't have eggs.
Do you think I have eggs?
Out of a fridge?
Probably not.
Why is maple syrup under the sink?
Meatball sub-recipe.
Maybe that's three tastes ahead of the egg.
Sugar.
Fuck.
Uh, I don't think I have jelly either.
How do I get in? I have to get- Oh god, should we just do the first one then?
I think we have to go- I think we have to go in a row.
I think I'm skipping steps here.
Loves the music of the winds.
No way they just appear.
Fuck, bro. Fuck you.
Any two meals, uh, wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Toast. How do I make toast? How do you make toast
in this game and I'll have a fucking toaster.
What?
That was a mistake.
I thought that was toast.
Is it just one slice of bread is toast?
But it doesn't matter it doesn't matter that's actually good because it said any two meals so I just got to bring
You little fucker
Get over here
How do I get him to come out?
Alright, let's go bring the crow toast.
Here you are, and I have one more for you as well.
I have one more.
Do you enjoy the toast? You give me a heart. How about this?
One more?
On small, turn back around, sir.
On small, turn back around.
Mr. Crow.
I'm small there we are I have a mistake for you and a gift so it's where did you
get that where was that where do you where were you holding that wash that
off. Hey! Got him! Alright, now we can open this up. Now I should be able to make an egg sandwich.
Or just sandwiches. Ooh. What are we doing with your eggs? We have a lot of butter.
We have a lot of butter and raw meat. But I think we're supposed to go in order,
So that's what I'm gonna do
See different creatures when you earn three hearts you'll be gifted a key. I didn't even get three hearts
That was one and they just gave me a key
Once to sandwiches, okay, so we got to do the raccoon next
They're jamming here. Do you think jam would be refrigerated?
Ooh, do you think I can make jam in the blender?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Why is it question mark slop?
I'm going to throw that out, we'll throw that in there with some sugar.
That's how you make a jam, yes?
The whole bag.
jam. Knew it! Oh my god. Do you need to toast the bread for a pita jack?
No. It's just two bread slices and pita butter. But how do I, where was the assembly board? How do
I assemble? Oh, you just put everything in the oven.
The can of jam? What's happening to the glass? Where's the peanut butter at?
And HUSSA!
Beautiful. Perfect, some would say. Could not be better at PB and JAG.
Alright, let's go give this to him and then we'll make the egg sandwich.
If you scare me, I'm going to be very upset with you, Mr. Raccoon.
Where are you?
How do I get him to come out?
Huh.
I know he lives down here.
There's so much stuff outside.
You got to take a picture, just drop it, but he's not here.
Well, if another little predator comes over and steals it, now we wait.
Take a picture.
I don't think...
Nah, he's just crawling around like a gobling.
Is he gonna go pick that up?
Oh, you're eating out of your hands. Why are you running away, dude?
I'm just giving you a peanut butter and jelly, bro. Come on.
All right, we're going to make a mag sandwich next.
We'll switch it up a little bit.
Can't be making the same thing over and over again here.
Bread slice and a fried egg. That's super simple.
Oh, yeah, dude, this is how I would make an egg at home. Flip it!
Fuck.
I'm just not even going to move it.
Ready?
Left.
It's that easy chat first try.
Throw that in the oven.
Two slices of bread.
Throw that in the oven. Two slices of bread. Easy.
Couldn't be cleaner.
Egg sandwich? Where'd that tomato come from?
Where did the tomato come from? I did not throw that in the oven.
That just happened to exist. Where are you, little fucker? Come here.
Come here.
Eat that.
You better give me a key.
Uh-huh, now drop it.
Where are you going?
What?
I love that guy, he's just cute.
Do another recipe for the mouse, cheese.
Cheese for the mouse.
He wants three snacks with cheese three different snacks with cheese cheese and crackers definitely
What else has cheese?
Meatball sub Alfredo
Probably Alfredo do we have pasta though? Oh
God these are hard things cheese slice and cracker let's do that
Cheese slice and crackers first, okay sorry a little hard cheese slice we need three slices
of cheese, box of crackers, boom, next what do I need I need flour and water, I know we
We got flour and then we got water in that cabinet over now.
Cheese and crackers, a wonderful meal for Gordon Ramsay.
The mouse doesn't know.
Come get it.
There you are.
I can't see him eat it.
I'm sorry, he doesn't want me to be there while he eats it.
He's a shy eater.
He liked it.
Dough.
I don't know how to make it though.
Dough, tomato sauce, tomato and salt, and a cheese slice.
Tomato and salt.
Do we have salt?
Or tomatoes? Where the fuck do we get tomatoes?
We got tomatoes in this fucking...
Oh, we got pasta here.
And salt.
Yeah, I think it was outside there were tomatoes.
Nah, I don't think they're in the fridge. I think they're strawberries.
I wanna know what's in that fucking shed.
I haven't wandered around this house either.
Oh, no. We got a power brick.
Oh, I probably just fucked some shit up.
That might have been stupid.
in the cabinet? Yeah, we're boys now, right? Are you afraid of me still or how's that going?
Okay. They're in the drawer. Oh, they are.
Uh, it's tomato and salt.
Oh, I'm gonna be quick with this. And then we just need
Okay, I need a cheese slice.
No, that's Brad. Cheese.
Pizza. Ew!
I thought it would be a good looking slice. That shit looks terrible.
Oh my God!
What's the last thing?
There's like Alfredo, pasta, and cheese sauce. Milk and a cheese wedge.
Give me a milk. What are you doing?
Hey! Oh my God. Lighten up my feet.
Wait, I don't have any more cheese.
Where does one acquire more cheese? This isn't even horror, bro. It's a fucking fun game. It's a fuck.
Why do people do that? Why do people do that?
Bro this shit isn't even scary dog. I took fucking I took
Literally four doses of Jeter assuming that I would be tripping balls freaking out right now
I literally took 23 bed of drill to watch the Jovart stream expecting to be scared out of my fucking skin
Dividey game
I forget what I needed she's in no
What's in there?
Huh?
A whole cheese wedge?
Naaaaaah!
I'm like why am I slicing cheese?
Yo, Devryde!
Think of the 10 gifted subs!
Think of the 10 gifted dragon blob fantastic midi g-wilb hunter g-reaper p4 I'm stealing
OP Harper.
J. King, Ben, T.K. Yo, Mick, Sir, Pancake, Big, K. Seven, Goddard for the sub, or Ghoston for the sub, Kill and Rhyme for the sub, East by the three.
It's up to three and a half years, I already read that.
William for the sub, Monica, Peggy for the three, D.R. and Jan, Jack for the sub, Chatlongan.
We have cheese sauce and we need pasta.
If you think I'll throw that in the oven, though?
I feel like that'd be something you'd come up with a plan.
I guess not.
Now this little rat guy needs to give me a key.
Come out here.
You gotta act like you don't see him.
He gets pee shy.
Drop me a key.
You better throw that key out.
Tom and Jerry yeah, that's what I thought I would have gotten a fucking comedically large mallet and smash your head in if you didn't
The pride taking the five giftants
So I'm gonna hold another room
What is moving in here
Who the hell are you? Pants? You look like a little ghost creature. Chloe, thank you
for the five gifts. Thank you for the five gifts. What? He wants one specific dish.
Shhh.
Took me a while to figure out what this one wants, so I keep this favorite snack stashed away from the other critters.
Stashed away from the other...
Whoa, that's...
Is this like a puzzle?
Apple Pie, do you think that's the thing that he wants?
That would be stashed away from the other critters.
cookies. Another puzzle of sorts. Sunshine to clouds to rain. I feel like you go cloud
chat let me cook cloud rain thunderstorm sun cloud terrain
oh my god now Sunday showers expected
clouds rolling in Monday rain shower Tuesday showers Wednesday shower
Shower, shower, thunder, store, cloud, shower, shower.
Thunder, store.
Blueberry pie.
See, do you think he wants pie?
Like, how do I know what this fucker wants?
The little, the little, the little, the little, the little
dance guy.
I got a chocolate ice cream recipe in a book.
A bunch of boxes.
Oh, they said don't move those.
Isn't there something, isn't there like a little figure
upwards here that doesn't like that.
Happy wanderings, my dear.
I feel my or rather our friends in the shadows
holding trepidation in their hearts.
Farewells are a challenge I'm quite loathe
to be the proctor of.
Looking at dancing pale eyes, a question lingers.
How did I arrive?
Many dozens of crescents have soar above
to the point those memories are blurred.
A question that needs answering sooner than later
for this family.
Gonna make any sense there.
I'll tell you that right now.
Strawberry ice cream.
There's a lot of ice cream recipes going on here.
Got anything in there?
A little chocolate bar, chocolate chip cookies.
A lot of stuff in there I'll just bring it for right now.
How do I know what this little dance
with the pants figure wants?
You can't just tell me.
You can do little charades with your feet.
Now.
Took me a while to figure out what he wants,
so I keep his favorite dish stashed away
from the other critters.
make any sense all these things are stashed away he's the last one he's not
the last one I feel like I just ignore him right now I feel like I ignore his
ass dimly lit picnic by the river I'll be back
Fucking dark void in that doghouse take a candle
You're right. Hey, what are you doing on my fucking voice buddy get out of here?
I can't take the candle.
Maybe there's a candle already out there.
It's a thunderstorm and I'm walking outside right now.
This is probably a bad play.
I'm like, what's that for, fish?
What?
Dance with the pants?
What a...
Mushroom stir fry.
What is this guy doing over there?
Little mushroom jar.
How am I supposed to make this dimly wet?
Wait.
I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it.
Or do you think I need to just put mushrooms in that basin for her?
Oh right click together fireflies?
I lost the camera.
What's your little frog?
Hopper.
He's gonna want some gross shit.
Bugs in his food.
I hear ya.
The little pants guy just ran away. Oh, that's what oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Why was I trying to figure out what the pants guy wants his fucking face is right there? Whatever he wants is in there
So I have to get the key for that he wants two dishes from the yard
One of them was from the yard that I just picked up what did I just pick up?
Mushroom stir-fry and then I got to find another one from the yard
Did I threw yeah the cameras over there all right let's find another one from the yard
Do we have another one from the yard, I don't know if I picked up any other recipes from around here
And when he says yard does he mean just outside or like yard yard
This game's cozy, it is. It's like a horror game, but it's not. Like, it's a horror game. It's horrifying.
I think I need to wander until I find another recipe. I don't know if I'm able to cross that river.
I can't. I need to not fuck with me to get maximum.
And like I'm not understanding this I feel like this would give me a recipe is
this like coffee
and then there's there's this here that needs like a shovel
oh mushroom soup so maybe I give mushroom soup mushroom stir fry do you
Do you think that would be fine?
Mushrooms sliced pasta and butter, that's so easy.
Problem, um, I don't have pasta.
Oh!
Back rooms, I forgot.
How can I forget about the back rooms?
Go up to the door and hold E.
What, next door?
Here's the next one.
S-S-S-S-S!
Hey! Hey!
I'm calling a fucking exterminator
The mushrooms gone the mushrooms find the mushrooms find the drives down. Let's get another one. I
Didn't know the rats would come out and eat it after they were already satisfied satisfied these look trippy
Tripled up
Weird mushrooms.
Butter and then what was it?
Pasta.
All right, I can't drop it.
If I drop it, it'll come in again.
You can just go to your password and get mushrooms.
I don't know, but they said they wanted something
from the yard, so I'm like, do I have to get them
from the yard?
I think it's just a recipe from the yard.
Jacob, they gave him the five gifts.
I hope he likes mushroom stir-fry.
You fuck with that? He dead.
Alright, we need one more.
I didn't know there's mushrooms in here.
Oh my god, there's so many mushrooms in here. There's nothing we need in the pantry.
Oh, no, they'll come eat that on the ground.
Can't put anything on the ground.
Mushroom, we have another mushroom recipe.
Mushroom soup.
Broth mushroom slice and a potato slice.
Was it one mushroom slice?
No, two.
Potatoes are in here.
Oh, was it a whole potato?
Wait.
No, it's just potato slice.
The fucking lights are flickering for what?
Bro, I'm not Reaper for spamming a secret recipe job.
I don't even have the ingredients that you're saying right now.
And also, you're just like googling stuff and then sending it to me.
Done boss? You're not a mob, steady.
Yubi-yuki!
I used to go retrieve it.
And he brings it back.
Bye, thank you, kinda.
I hope this unlocks the the ghost. Oh, no, it unlocks the freezer. Now I can make ice cream.
Literally just ice. Vanilla ice cream. I have every ice cream recipe under the sun now. Oh my god,
three tastes of Italy. Now, do you think three tastes of Italy just means three Italian dishes?
This is a meatball sub?
Spaghetti and meatballs.
No.
Do you take a meatball sub? I feel like Alfredo.
Spaghetti and meatballs.
And then something else.
Ground beef, raw steak and salt.
I got salt in here Peter thank you for the five subs
I appreciate the gift, it's tomato and salt, tomato and salt in here.
These are very easy recipes to do, which is nice.
And then the pasta, which is now gone.
Well, I ever run after certain things, what if I just keep fucking up?
And how do I get him to come eat it?
Watch this fucking area, and I just throw it in that room.
Because if the rat's coming eat it, I'm gonna be fucking pissed off.
Alfredo's not Italian.
Well, I feel like Alfredo's more Italian than fucking meatball sub.
You know?
All right, what's a what's his pizza and Italian dish?
What's an Italian dish outside of spaghetti and meatballs?
Pizza's Italian.
So go.
So we'll do the flour.
No, it's flour and water.
Where do I have flour?
No, it's flour and water. Where do I have flour?
I thought there- Okay, I got this water.
Italian? Yeah, bro, but I'm not knowing what the fucking ghost named Glorb in the fucking back rooms considers three tastes of Italy. Okay?
Tomato sauce.
I
What
Cheeslice
Second taste of Italy here
I should just do the retoil apart.
I'll solve all of these problems.
He ain't gonna like this, bro.
He'll say, this is a New York slice.
This is an Italian.
He did like it.
Oh, two-way door. Fancy.
Now do we do Alfredo or a meatball sub?
I feel like Alfredo is more Italian than a fucking meatball sub. A meatball sub is like the biggest like big city living
Like this is definitely more Italian cheese sauce milk and a cheese wedge
Instant on you see that Steve
Oh, you're saying the notes on this thing of what they would have wanted?
I mean, I don't know.
I'm two for two right now.
I feel like they're going to fuck with the Alfredo just because I already made spaghetti
Let's see what's supposed to just get something out of this.
Let's see.
Thank you for the key, kind sir.
We have our key now. I don't know where it goes to.
Oh, maybe outside!
Oh, we're gonna find what's in the creepy shed. It's just hard pivots from Viby to Scary. There's just a dead body in it.
A dog toy.
Beef burrito. I'll be able to get that. Oh, and the shovel.
Dig in a fertile ground, put seeds in the whole cup of seeds with dirt, water, grains to light.
Where's seeds?
Why did that give me a recipe for nachos?
Beef stew?
The candle in here, I don't know what that is.
Soil bag, so should I go grow a plant right now?
There's another recipe right here.
Philly cheese steak.
Who the fuck's gonna request that?
What, where'd the shovel go?
One time use.
Me, it's just a twitch chatter is the final boss.
Seeds cover, seeds with dirt, and then water to life.
How's it gonna grow? There's no sunlight. It's always dark out.
Well, it's actually a Vita Slytrap.
It, uh, it functions more on the energy for bugs than photosynthesis.
Oh, another recipe. Meatloaf.
Yep, that's probably the worst thing you can request.
Meatloaf.
I gotta go grab the water in can read the recipe notes that's time
You mean for the individual now take it to the five stars bro. Take it. They got us up. They give five gift notes
What's that's a life it's a life
It's a rose
Don't really know what I'm supposed to do with that, but we're gonna put that on the table.
Oh, really? I knew somebody was gonna say that. I was gonna make that joke myself, but I thought it was too low-brow.
All right, well, we definitely throw the dog toy over here, and then the dog will come out and take a picture of him.
I got him!
Gray the doggy. Oh, you little puppy.
You little greyhound. You little greyhound. Can I pet you?
Are you gonna bite me?
Oh, big stretch. Big stretch.
And he's gone.
Is the greyhound next? Oh no, it's the box thing.
three meals with beef should we go get a picture of this thing in here first I
feel like there's an order you're usually supposed to go Jake oh what
What are you?
Oh my god!
Bros got crow feet.
Alright, oh I need the camera.
I'll be back. I'm gonna kind of deep in in there.
That's kind of creepy.
Three varieties of dessert.
That's actually so fucking easy.
Can't we just make three different ice creams?
Strawberry chocolate and vanilla. Milk ice sugar. Milk ice sugar chocolate bar. Milk sugar ice strawberry.
Okay, that's so sweet. How's there stuff in there? Oh no, these are... Why would I put that in the oven?
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
It needs to be different types of dessert.
I mean different ice creams are technically three different desserts. Is it not?
How many to have any other types of dessert I could give them?
How's he gonna eat that?
We're the box I assume. Oh, I do have sugar cookies and chocolate chips. Okay, probably is different varieties. Go, flour, water and sugar.
I need flour and water.
This game's making me hungry, go get a fucking snack, buddy.
Jeez.
Anybody eating a chicken patty right now?
That's just really disturbed one guy.
I thought you mean chicken patty?
Yeah, y'all remember chicken patties?
Bro, my mom, cause I grew up with divorced parents, my mom on...
You saw it make me dinner, like, when she would have to be at work.
I would eat chicken patties and fish sticks every other day.
Oh my god.
What a fuckin' meal, dude.
Chicken patty day was the best day.
And then I said this before on stream.
Sometimes it would be, sometimes I would eat fish sticks, sometimes it would be a fish fillet, like a fish patty,
and I would heat up the chicken patty, and I'd be super hyped about it, and I'd bite into it, and I'd be like,
this is a fish patty.
Root, that's like day ruining.
Assuming you're gonna be eating a chicken patty, and then it's like fucking just like frozen fish.
What else did I need? I need flour and salt. Or salt.
Going deep into the back rooms you get ingredients now holy
I gotta stop doing that I really got I really gonna stop okay this flower
I don't know why I put flowers all anyway. I'm gonna fuck it up
That's actually good I get that
Wait, do you I don't know do you think a chocolate chip cookie would be different than a sugar cookie?
Oh, I gotta make him a pie.
Sugar, butter, and an apple slice.
There's an apple in here.
One singular apple slice for an entire apple pie.
Butter and sugar.
Butter.
Sugar.
There we go.
Read the recipe notes. Why?
Sometimes I think I hear the apples speak, but then there's just silence.
I'd like to imagine the blueberries are little friends and talk to them as I bake.
It's nice to have a little company in the kitchen.
I think I'll take over the world with these.
You'd be surprised what people will do for a cookie.
Subscribe to MrBeast!
I'd subscribe to MrBeast for a cookie!
I'd subscribe to MrBeast for $1,000!
Eat it!
You need a key.
I want to know what the rest of his body looks like.
Anybody else curious?
I feel like he's a little cube creature.
Like, under that is just his head.
He's like a Minecraft head with chicken legs.
Oh, this is where the coffee comes in.
Steak and eggs.
But I swear, it better not be you.
Hey, how's it going, buddy? It's been a while. I haven't seen it a bit. Still, I know you're
tapping on the desk. I don't have what you need. I need the key in there. I need the
key in there. I don't have it. I'm sorry. Okay. What did I just get our recipe for?
Is it steak and eggs? I gotta put a mug over here, but it looks like it needed
something in it. See, you need something hot. How do I put something in the mud? Try to fill
it with water?
How about if I just let that go?
real cheese okay well I know I could do what the dog wants it was three different
meals with beef. And I still can't do heads.
There's 16 total.
Three meals with beef.
What did that say?
Things been here for a long time. Is it still doghouse when
there's not a dog around? There is a dog around. Three meals
with beef. Easy.
Steak and eggs. Fried steak, fried egg and a potato slice.
Oh God.
Up!
Beautiful. First try.
We know what we're doing now.
Let's go.
Where's the steak at?
Can't mess this one up. We only got one steak right now.
What?
How do I get another steak?
Oh, there's one right there.
Yeah.
Flip it!
You gotta have a little pizzazz on the flip.
It's like flip.
Like, flip sports.
Have you ever played Mario Party?
Okay. First try. Can we get it? First try. Potato slice. I think I just have one.
Go to your purge more and hip-figure the stuff
That looks good as fuck. Oh my god the hash browns
Taking eggs with little poppers out here
Come eat it. Oh he darted do that
Big stretch big stretch loved it
We want to see the mouse traps Thursday, brother.
Yo, is that raccoon fucking walking in the chair?
Whatever, I'll let him post that.
Make him a meatball sub.
Bread slice times two.
Do I have bread slices?
I don't.
And he doesn't even close the door on the way out. I mean talk about being absolutely piss-ass rude. That guy sucks, okay?
And I know he's like, oh, you're supposed to serve me, but buddy, I don't know what you want, you know?
And if you can't talk to me, how am I ever supposed to figure that out?
You gotta wait for me to get the geek. You've just shown up uninterrupted. You just keep showing up interrupting my work, you know?
Ground beef, ball steak, and milk.
salt, alright. Tomato and salt.
Oh, trapped myself in the back rooms there.
Take it out of sub only by the way.
I saw this guy on Roadblocks Hello Kitchen and he got 3rd place.
That's about probably the worst story anybody's just told in chat.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Hey, Joe! So today I saw a guy ordering a fucking whopper at Burger King.
Oh, awesome!
What the fuck? What am I supposed to say to that?
I feel like a meatball sub can't be good for a dog.
That's surely not good for them to eat.
Well, then again, nothing really. I'm serving any of these animal goods.
Beef stew?
Carrot slices?
Where do I get a carrot?
Your hair see that's a good one. That was a good one. I appreciate that. That was like a clap-back, but it was funny
There's a guy who's watching me get third place in Roblox Hell Kitchen.
Holy fuck, no lag.
Yo, today I was playing Roblox Squid Games and I got third place.
Oh my god, what?
I'm so proud of you.
I can't, I don't think I can make beef stew.
I don't have carrots.
I can make meatloaf.
I think I need to unlock carrots.
You better kill the dog.
Well, dude, he's asking for it.
I mean, what am I supposed to say?
No, I'm not going to give you what you want.
There we go.
No, it's getting tomatoes.
Well, he's gotta eat tomatoes for a second time right now.
And like she'd know, his palate would understand what type of meal I'm serving him.
I would like three different, three different meat, uh, meals per chance.
Uh, I, I will, I will not accept two meatball subs.
I, you put any, any type of food in front of a dog and they're fucking eating it, okay?
Like he's gonna have some sort of preference.
Look at him. Big stretch and then he devours that chip. Easy. Give me my key. Yeah, go fetch it.
Oh, you just dropped it off for me. How sweet. What is this lost intent? Oh, did I lose the game mode?
Wait, that's actually so convenient that game does that. Oh, another room here.
Who baffled me?
Red bee and towers.
Midnight greetings, my dear.
Watching misty fingers rise through cheese, a strange thought has taken haunt.
A flavor of drowsiness now dances alongside the light in my soul.
The twilight whispers hold not a tinge of concern, and so I shall trust their calm as I prepare to rest until the new steward's arrival.
Fish and chips recipe.
Wah!
Chicken noodle soup? That's actually fire. Hold on.
All right, where's the last bead in the toilet?
Fish Chowder Recipe, love that I found that in the bathroom.
I have a different fry.
Green bead, raw chicken, and a chicken burrito.
Is there an animal in this?
Is there like a being in here that I have to find?
Country fried chicken.
You want me to make a country fried chicken and eat fucking serious?
I hope the winds doesn't blow off the branches.
Oaf loves the smell of fresh coffee that seems to hate the taste.
Where I have to get coffee from number nine, right?
That dog just barked.
He's probably gonna fight that raccoon.
There's a coffee machine in the box room.
It said something about winds.
Should I stand here?
How do I get, I need there, I need it to be windy.
What the fuck am I going to get a fish at?
That's what I'm saying.
There was a coffee machine in the clock.
Oh my god, there it is.
So why are you still walking around, bro?
Go lay down.
Fuck.
I don't know if I'll just make coffee
if I put it there though, right?
Okay, it does.
Well then we're skipping.
Get it!
He just boxed me in.
Okay.
Grosso's coffee, I'm drinking instant coffee right now.
Where the fuck did he just go?
Oh my God.
Sasquatch?
Nah, he about to ask for the wor- what?
Awwww!
What do you want, bro?
How am I gonna make the winds blow, though?
4 breakfast items. Hell no. 4 breakfast items? You gotta even have that? 1, 2, 3, oh yeah we have more than enough.
Toast is a breakfast item, that's an easy cheap one.
Not a cheese slice.
That was just one bread slice.
Pancakes, flour, water, maple syrup.
I know where the maple syrup is.
Because there's disturbingly under the sink, at the start of the game.
Weather report in the box room, you have to wait for it to be a windy day, but I don't know what day it is.
I feel like I'm just gonna walk outside when it's windy.
He gave me raw bacon. Where did he go?
Oh my god!
Okay, he likes stuff.
I don't know, did I put water in there? I think I did.
And then maple syrup.
Well, I'm assuming I make the pancake on the pan.
With a bottle of maple syrup.
Pancakes aren't made on the pan in this game chat. They're made in the oven with glass.
And they look beautiful somehow an oven cake really though
I love this guy he's so cute
Alright, what's the last thing I want to get on?
Pancakes, eggs, and bacon.
I do want to do eggs and bacon.
We got a little bacon slice form over here.
No, you're not allowed inside.
No, no, no, you're not allowed.
No, you're not allowed inside.
You're not allowed inside.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, thank you.
Maybe it's Juliana thinking the five gifted stuff.
I guess we got to put the eight gifted stuff.
Whip it!
Rip it!
Oh my god.
Wonderful.
First dry and now we do the egg.
Egg's always the hardest, but I know how to perfect it this time.
You go slow, flip.
Got that.
And...
Sweat.
Easy.
I serve this big one because I'm assuming I'm going to need...
I'm gonna need whatever that fish guy gives me so I could serve the little pants creature
Is it windy? No, it's thunderstorming
Take your sweet-ass time, bro. I got other customers to serve. Let's get a gun
Seven feet tall, you walkin' about three miles an hour.
Yeah, now give me a key.
Yup, now give me a key.
Four?
He needs four?
He is a big guy?
Well, I mean, like, why not just have me make him like a bunch of pancakes, then?
Bro, come on!
Oh, my God, this is the most annoying fucking game.
Oh
There's a counter at the front of the door here right that tells me what day it'll be with
I don't know what day it is.
It's just, it's just a calendar.
It's a bedside for five.
I work in a submarine, love talking about hypotheticals.
I have hypothetical for you.
Would you rather stay with your partner,
but half their life is gone,
or leave them, they get their entire life,
but they never know why.
Leave them, bro.
What?
I feel like that would be the most selfish thing ever
for you to cut the life span of a human in half,
because you want to stay with them.
You're not eating the dog! That's not a meal! Come on!
Now, give me a key. Thank you.
I don't know where he goes.
Oh!
Bowls.
I hope the wind doesn't blow him off the branches.
Do I have to make wind?
And they're saying ones like right here, after that, there's a little spider.
Nope. Oh, you think I could take a picture of it in the trees? Wait, did I angle upward?
Potentially. They said he was in the branches. No. Then there's one that says it's like
in the bushes.
What are you barking at?
Bro, how do I get anywhere else?
The wind doesn't blow him off the branches, Ms. Jen is a hopeless romantic, he always
sings verses by the fire for a rose, that's a room I don't even have access to.
I don't have the thing he wants because I need to keep for it.
Few are graced by its presence, it's a true honor to be a part of its gaze.
Many years since I've seen this friend about.
I would have never found that out. I would have never in a million years found that out.
I'm so serious.
I'm supposed to find a fish by plunging it out of the toilet.
That would have taken me actually probably a half hour
to fucking find that out.
And now I got a whole ass, like I could grab the camera.
It's probably going to eat the fish and leave
before I get back.
All right, the dog's just apparently a part of the family
now, let's walk him inside.
Lightning just struck the out.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Gerald the Trioctopus.
Oh my god, he makes a little cute noise.
Yeah, who's winning a fight to the death?
Gerald or Bigfoot?
Four Meets of Sky or Sea.
Meets of Sky or Sea.
So chicken and then fish.
Do I get more fish?
Is that how I get fish?
How do I get fish?
Like, how do I get more fish?
I knew there would be one there.
Oh, it just shows up in the fridge now, okay.
Chicken parm, fried chicken, pasta, tomato sauce, and a cheese slice.
These recipes are getting more complex.
Stop barking!
Sit!
Sit.
Fucker, he isn't listening.
He's a lot of go-
I'm opening the door, I don't need these.
You're starting to bother me.
I'm gonna get you.
You gotta fry the chicken first.
I will, I'm doing everything I know right now.
This shit's gonna be dead raw.
You are not grilling this, what?
Oh, beautiful flip.
That actually looks so good.
Cheese slice and pasta.
Stop barking! How do I get over to stop barking, Jack?
Mid-game, I'm trying to train a dog right now.
is he trying to tell me something how do i throw this to you i put it in the basket i want to see you eat it
no way
how many did he need four?
dogs out of the house, fuck
Cut them out.
Four meals of sea or sky.
Let's do a fish one.
Fish, chowder, butter and flour.
We gotta do that first.
What?
I'm getting better at it.
I would enjoy a hard pivot of them making it really creepy right at the end and being like
the the next meal they want is like your finger or something like you're you got to cook your
hand. Or whoever's house I'm watching. Gravy, milk, and a potato slice.
Recipe keep it still. No, they'll say recipe Aunt Mildred. And it's just her
head. I could see them doing that. That'd be a really weird pivot from the vibe this game is giving off.
Bro, I kind of want to just make all of them-
UGH!
You little fucks!
Never mind, I'm not doing that. Never mind, I'm delivering it directly to his door. I completely
forgot about the racks.
There's your fish chowder. I'll be back. I have two more.
I don't know if I have four total recipes.
Country fried chicken I didn't do.
Come on, dude!
There we go. It's got to be like perfectly even. Potato slice. I think I'm out of potatoes.
Oh, no, I have one more.
Do we have a fourth recipe for a chicken or fish, though?
I don't think I do.
Oh, I have a fairly cheese steak.
Oh, no, that's not. It's not a chicken cheese steak.
I have a chicken burrito.
I have a chicken burrito. I could be getting a chicken burrito.
Country fried chicken, that's gotta be one of the worst foods you could fucking eat.
No, country fried steaks worse.
You know the most unhealthy food you can consume is fried Oreos.
On like an index of like, calories for like what nutritional value you're getting.
When you go to a carnival, fried Oreos is like one of the worst foods you could eat.
If you want a speed run death.
Or speed run diabetes, actually.
I know the tortillas are in here
Nuclear waste is worse. Yeah, probably just eating radium would be a little bit worse, but I don't really know anybody that's going to do that
Tortilla fried chicken shop the lettuce
We have lettuce where do I get lettuce?
I don't need lettuce, I don't use lettuce once.
It's one slice of chopped lettuce, right?
Chicken tortilla.
Partner streamer just came in and said I've been in the hells by the way.
Partnered streamer.
That looks terrible. I'm not even alive.
It looks sopping wet.
Mr. Peaky's live, bro. I love Mr. Peaky.
And he's so wholesome.
Hello, my name's Mr. Peaky.
Thank you for picking me on your Rocket League team.
accent. He's a schooler. You did it in Rocket League? Well, because he sucks. I like him.
I just think he's bad at Rocket League. It's like, it's the same like, bro, if I was playing
like I don't know like say I'm playing geogacer like I would like I like
killdozer I don't think he's gonna be great at it so it'd be like in the same
sense like oh well he's like not a big teammate for it now we have this creepy
Whoa, noir much, right?
Black and white, where's my camera?
Film noir.
I don't know where that is.
An avocado.
Thanks.
Not knowing what the fuck that is.
We got a bit of a puzzle going on here.
Oh, it's which ones I fit in order. I understand it.
Huh?
Oh squiggle I just passed it and then this one a can of beans that's my that's a bean
burrito is my gift thank you very much I very much appreciate it how do I get in here
Not understanding this one.
I need to know what time to do.
Why don't you just rep this?
Like it's making a noise. Can you hear the noise that it's making? Why is it making a noise?
There's a clock in the kitchen.
It is...
I'm not letting him in.
It's 335.
I'm not letting him in.
335.
Well, this ain't make any sense.
Why am I only moving the hour hand?
Wait, listen, it'll make a click.
Why did it do that?
Like, right there, it made a click.
leave it on seven well I have to just get the recipe I don't even really know
what I'm like trying to do wait I need to get outside there I like it outside
there the rose what is the rose gonna do oh my god dude come in fuck I still
You can't serve me, man. I don't know what you need.
Okay, it's a fly creature that shows up.
Go grab the camera.
Oh, I need to let you in as well?
Oh, God.
That's 8 degrees, my newest friend is here.
I'm sorry, can I get a picture of you?
It's not a name, sir, but it's my...
This... this music voice echoes.
And now you're locked in.
Yay, hey big dog, you know how to open up this bad boy?
You know how to...
Every time at seven it clicks.
I don't know, it's at 12.
That's weird.
One, two, three, four, wait, no, it's not 12, that's eight.
Shut up!
It's like a combo lock, like I gotta go the other way.
But it doesn't click the other way, it's not like a locker.
I'm not knowin' how to open that.
Oh my god, the typewriter?
I didn't even think about that.
But I can't even interact with it.
Once there was a wizard who came from Old Snakebouth when clockwise random man landed
one pace to south.
Done shopping at Lumbtown, tracked back the way he came.
Running that, running hand, the man ended a couple paces past North's flame.
That sun set the fag and saw the wizard made for the east.
cold was the town named for beyond fields of evil beasts oh my god put that in a
Spotify fucking soundtrack dude holy shit once there was a wizard who came from
around snake mouth went clockwise round the mountain landed one pace to south
past to south okay so I would land at seven done shopping he went back the way
he came, couple paces past North's plain. So one past, two past, he made east.
So east would be nearly east, so I'd have to go back.
Okay, so I go like this.
And I got a house salad recipe.
Thank you.
Love me a house salad.
Nope.
Why don't we have one half across it. You think he's gonna give me the other half? Probably.
Can you feel the dancing shadows before I gaze?
Nope. And I'm leaving you. Oh, hey, pants. How's it going, bro?
Nice to have you here.
Four vegetarian meals.
But he's getting toes, so I got it right now.
You're getting four easy meals, and then he leaves, and then he leaves, he sits there
and then he leaves.
So this guy sucks.
What are other vegetarian meals I have?
Vegetarian?
vegetarian meals I have. Vegetarian can eat literally anything. Like, I could make him
any meal and he'd have four toasts. It has to be different meals, like you need. But,
I'm pretty sure I can just start tossing him. If he eats toasts, he'll eat anything that's
fully vegetarian
I wonder which would be in a bag of brown you like that this gift was wondrous in flavor and fun
I'm glad you liked it buddy. I'll make you some mushroom slices now
Make your little mushrooms too, how about that? I'm gonna make them for easy meals and I left
Look at the dog. The dog just be barking at me the whole day in time. Oh my god, will you eat the rats for me?
Is that what he's barking at?
Oh my god, that's what he's barking at.
He doesn't like the, he doesn't like the mice.
Is this a puzzle horror? Yeah, it's like a puzzle cooking sim game.
Basically? Okay, now he's just barking at me.
I was too mushroom-slices.
I'm sitting here and you showed a fish. I was like, I'm gonna fuck that I throw a fish in the oven.
Basta.
I just want to make it the easiest meals as fucking human possible as I'm making this.
Bean burrito, that's super easy. Tortilla beans. Tortilla beans and something else.
Oh, I need the beans from down there.
Oh, the flavors, the best thing in my mouth.
From conception to creation, it feels shined.
We got tortillas in here now.
Where the tortillas at?
Me and God tortillas in here are you fucking serious?
Oh, here we go.
Chopped lettuce.
You're joking.
Easiest meal of all time.
Buddy, I keep patting you out and you keep barking at me.
Can't really give you much more attention here, pal.
need your toy I got people I got to serve
one more what's the last easy one we can do how salad that's actually show
That's how you eat it.
Bread slice, cheese slice.
I don't think I have cheese.
I need to get cheese.
Oop.
Don't let the rats to get that.
That's how they get super powers.
Tomato and chopped lettuce.
I know there's tomatoes in here. The lettuce in the fridge though.
Chopped lettuce.
I love how it's just a different fridge every time.
He's infinitely opening it.
Cutting board's a little full right now, so I'm excited.
Well, to the objective of this game, I have to unlock all the new people.
Hello, I'm one of Fiki Mods.
He's a great help to ask, but he would love to play with you one day.
Mods, he really sees this.
Yeah, I'd be down to do some shit with Mr. Fiki one day.
I don't know when we'd have to figure that out.
But, I'll definitely count on him.
Eat your house salad, Moth!
Hey!
Oh, how delactable behold my greatest lover tasty snack
Kind of show us in all he's done for us
He creepy I have to go get her camera. I think we're almost done now
Nice lovely fucking four more oh my god
It's a long-ass game.
I think he just shows himself to me out here and I just fix what you're on.
I get adopted by aliens and grogged.
At last, you have made it.
You have proven a worthy steward of our sacred home.
the end of the game? How you serve the other people? You censor the flowing compassion
as you stand in this grave. The gathering of mischievous family awaits me on the final
meal. You have to cut off your balls and saute them. Remember to take care and make your memories.
what the fuck is this a key for? I thought I was going to take a picture of that.
what?
do you have a black flag today? no, I don't know when we're going to play Assassin's
Shhh.
Who's at the door?
What do you want?
Goo-Wah-Bjه Moon?
What in the fuck did I get that?
The fuck is gulab jamun?
Fortunate jams
Spoon and cereal
Bro, so his meal is just fucking cereal
Like Bro couldn't fucking convey that to me?
F***ing it, Gens!
It's like Lucky Charms. That's his favorite meal.
Lucky Charms. Oh, he's gonna fuck this shit up.
Love that.
Oh, I was gonna say you better give me a gift deck. Where you going?
Where are you taking me?
Oh, good shit.
Did you just kick that down?
Where are you taking me?
Oh, you started a forest fire.
Oh, you started a forest fire. Oh, no.
What is in here?
My dear, as I put inks of thoughts, memories of bygone, summer nights flow.
Picket songs touched by the scent of charcoal in pine, preserved over a lifetime.
They're verses for all who reside in this space.
When these worlds are found the little ones have made a new friend and you a new family
We will meet again in their lifetimes of songs fill you. Oh my god. She dead
Is that why she's gone like she left notes for me
No, that's so sad
I must ban Nolan.
But it's so sad.
I just need everybody to puddle around.
That's just the end of the game.
Wow.
I don't like sit down.
Oh, I can.
Oh my god, they hand me a fucking campfire.
Oh my god, a little stick with a marshmallow on it? Hell yeah.
That was like a sad ending, it was like wholesome, but that was a sad ending.
For real.
Because I don't know, maybe I misinterpreted that, but it seemed like she died and she
She was leaving me messages on how to like take care of her friends.
That was a good game.
That was a good game. I enjoyed that.
Okay chat. It's time. Don't cry. I'm not going to cry. That was a sad game though. It was upsetting. I mean, like, because it's like resembling of, you know, somebody of your life that's like passing that wants you to, you know, still have the knowledge they haven't fully shared with you yet in their life.
It's like you'll if you haven't gone through that you'll go through that with your parents and your grandparents where it's like
There's got to be things that they can't teach you that they'll want to prior to their passing
Because you can't learn everything, you know Jynxie wants to call about what I
Feel like y'all just be saying that shit
I feel like people just come into chat and be like Jinxie wants to call you
Right now
Well congratulations, Ethan now I'm literally not like now I know I'm never playing it again
Yo, can I say God I know he's annoyed right now
But I love that he also has a chat that just pesters him to do shit. That's like suit it like super annoying chatter
Like he's like three times four times the size of me view Cal lies more
And he has to still deal with people that are like, yo, why don't you hop on this right now?
So taking some time to get comfortable and you're sitting up or lying down
I'm just going to start with the eyes open.
No, I can't do meditation right now.
Did he just start his stream?
I know he's just like for an hour.
What is he doing?
Oh, he's doing a lot.
You lose.
He's doing you laugh.
You lose.
What does he lose if he laughs?
Else I shaved?
I mean, I have a different fucking name.
To a Junko watch party.
That's like the biggest degenerate shit ever.
a live watch party of a you laugh you lose of jing see I figured rather not no we're gonna hop into
another game yeah we're gonna watch him to see if he laughs hello thank you for the thousand
but he's my dad recently passed away rip in the chat I'm sorry for your loss man you've been the
only thing to keep me happy and I'm really appreciative of you well dude thank you for the
nice message hello and I'm glad I'm able to help but dude I'm sorry for the loss of your father
genuinely I hope you're okay, and I'm sorry that you're going through that. I hope you and your family are okay, especially
Mogi and Y2 for the sub kid back catastrophe for the sub backup of the three here about the parasite that gives you explosive diarrhea
I did it's in like certain fucking
Like produce or something. It's in like lettuce or some shit ride bloom as the sub dementia of the three
Already read that char and mortified for the subculture. Thank you for the phrase my 19th birthday today. You helped me in the past year
Into adulthood. I wanted to say thank you for not entertaining me
But more importantly helping me to better myself. Thank you. Love you man. Thank you. I'm happy birthday. Get off this up
You think I have that parasite? Well, do you have explosive diarrhea right now?
Does the site meet an overlay of the account already worked well wait, how do I overlay it?
You know, we're probably gonna do a watch party Wednesday after we do
horror games
I'm just letting y'all know
I don't know how long it'll take to set them all up though.
That's the problem.
Anyways, no, this is going to be the schedule.
We're going to play a horror game right now called Sheriff Looper,
and maybe Channel 4 Midnight.
And then we're going to hop on Backyard Baseball
for the rest of the stream.
Maybe do Ice Cream Man today, or a different day.
I don't really know.
Ice Cream Man might get saved.
I don't know how long it'll take to set them all up though.
That's the problem.
Anyways, no, this is going to be the schedule.
get saved. Tomorrow, I'm not live. Wednesday, we're going to be doing a flash and die. And maybe
another random game into the Argentina, England, World Cup, watch party game. How we're going to
do that is I think I'll be able to play the audio and I'll have an overlay of the score,
but I can't show the screen because that would be copyrighted. So it'll just be my face.
And you're going to have to pull up the game on your own TV or monitor and then you could watch it
with me. I'm not a big fan of watch parties normally, but I think for like a World Cup semi-final
would be really fun. We're gonna win. I might bet on England. I've seen England play, and I have
doubted England twice now, and every time I bet against them, they've won. So I don't know, we'll
see. I might make a, this is what I also might do. I'll probably have an overlay, and then should I
have another side overlay of the bets that I made in the corner to see if they hit. I'll do a lot of
I'll do a lot of wild par ways. I'll do like England to win and I'll have like Harry Kane goal and then maybe like something else
Like overall like tie like it doesn't go to you're just like, you know something like that not like just like a straight money line bet
What else uh
What was I gonna say? Oh, that's Wednesday Thursday. We're doing the triple T
Horror game as well as dressing up
Maybe mousetraps that day other random shit
Friday's React Saturday, Sunday, I'm not live next Monday,
random games.
Next Tuesday, I will be live doing random games as well.
Next Wednesday, I'm actually going to be off next Thursday.
We have photo anomaly and maybe games with the guys,
or we'll do games with the guys on Monday or Tuesday.
I'm unsure.
And next charity stream for Alvea Sanctuary next Friday,
matching chat stone is up to 10K.
Hold up.
Okay, but I'm trying to figure out this fucking overlay shit just a browser source. You can
show the stride on stream if you need. Oh, I can. Yeah, I'm trying to like figure out
an overlay that I'm able to use. It's just vision overlay, no pay required, three basic
I'm gonna go the s-rolls, okay.
Would you be able to tell me how to set that up?
How long does that take?
Both teams are ass.
What do you mean both teams are butt, bro?
Both teams is the final four.
What, it's Spain, France, Argentina, and England
or the last four.
I don't think Spain's going to the finals by any means.
I think it's going to be France, and either England or Argentina.
It's just, which, which is it going to be?
Worse than my finals of all time, nobody's talking about Spain.
That's what I'm saying.
Nobody thinks Spain's going to win.
I think it's mainly people think France is going to win,
and then there's people that like want
Massey to win because it's Argentina, or Argentina
to win because of Massey, or they're just Argentina fans.
RBSG, the potato Harley, Captain Michael,
take it for the sub.
RT Kedda and Flippi for the sub-chance, thank you for the three.
Alright, I'm gonna go P real quick, so you count me down like a minute, I'm gonna be like a minute or two,
and then we're gonna hop into the next game.
Uh, Sheriff Wooper, which I have no idea how long it takes, but one of you guys recommended it.
Also, if you have any videos you have not yet, you can watch the videos you have to play videos, etc.
by the ass song coming in right now walk in
you
All right.
Rip and Edible, after we play Sheriff Looper, I think I might crack a THC drink.
We'll see.
I want to get through Sheriff Looper first though.
Real for the three.
My father passed away a year ago today.
I'm sorry for your loss, man, ripping the chat.
I want to say thank you for streams help make me look forward or you help me keep going forward and look towards
The bright even when it's tough. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help me, but I'm sorry that you're going through that
And ripping the chat dude captain kush RBL Bobby and Danny, but a thousand buddies
Eric Woods lay solace B and a for the sub if you rather die right now or live forever
Right now I think I would
very
Dumbly choose, that's the right word, dumbly, stupidly choose, live forever.
I think if you ask me that question in like 20 years, I'd probably say die right now.
But I think at the stage of my life I'm in, I'd be like fuck man, I don't want to die.
Blondie, Arsenal, Jake, Emma, and A for the sub, B for the sub.
Ben and Emma for the sub as well.
Dumbly, dumbly's got to be a word, right?
Let me Google that.
Dumbly, yeah, Dumbly's a word.
Like dumb, dumbly.
Have you ever played the game Sex with Hitler?
That's COS on stream.
So please don't tell me to play that corruption.
That's like one of eight games that is an instant ban on Twitch.
For very obvious reasons.
How many milligrams of the THC cans, like tens, but I've gotten like 25s and 50s before.
They don't sell those in New Jersey anymore, though.
For a while, you used to be able to get like cans that are like hundreds at liquor stores
and smoke shops.
But there was a new law they have in New Jersey now where you can't sell like any in in med
Dispensaries and in regular like liquor stores or anywhere where they're selling like THCA or just like weird loophole THC drinks
Serving is still five milligrams. So if you buy 50 milligram can it'll say there's 10 servings in the can even if the cans like fucking 12 ounces
But they used to have like bottles that they would sell that were like thousand like thousand milligram bottles
It'd be bigger
But like they I learned the liquor store the other day and he was complaining about this is like a month ago two months ago
He's like I can't sell these anymore. I'm like the fuck you talking about he's like there's a law
That they're only able to sell I think 10 milligrams per can as max
is
That for if kids think it's candy
No
Not for drinks
They're just trying to get that sale like that they don't want they don't want like liquor stores and smoke shops to be selling that high of THC
amounts
Why that's the case for men dispensaries. I don't know. I just think it's because it's strong. I'm gonna have to take
Personally and I get high very often that if you're somebody that is
Sitting there and going Joe, you're a pussy. How are you getting high on 10 milligrams of THC two things?
One gummy will get me high and I eat it and I've eaten a gummy
Fuck in 300 days out of last 365 days. So tolerance ain't really building that fast number two
If you need a hundred and fifty milligrams to get high I think you're getting high in the wrong ways
You're also maybe genetically not capable of digesting THC in the same way
I don't really know but like bro. I know people that are like I have to eat 500 milligrams to get high and I'm like bro
500 to feel something that's crazy like that's fucking wild. There's one thing that I want to try
in Amsterdam
They have at coffee shops a THC cake
It's called a space cake
It's coffee shop deludes I
I don't know how many milligrams it is, but I think it's 500 for the whole cake, or it's
like a hundred, and you see a lot of Americans go and they buy the cake at the coffee shop
and like one day they're there, they just go, okay, everybody take one big bite, and
then they'll get so high that they can't do anything the rest of the day.
Like, it's so strong, yes, 350 milligrams, for that, it's like this big, like that small
I do have a story. I they like weed festivals in New Jersey and
My friend that's like five years older than me went to one. So he's like 30 or almost 30. He's like 29 and
He
He went there. He's already like smoking and shit. So he's already high as friend hands in the slice of cake
And it wasn't this cake specifically obviously, but it was just like a cake in general. He's like, all right, let's
let's all split this and
And he ends up eating a whole slice and his friend only took a bite of one of it and his friend comes back
He's like did you eat that whole fucking thing and he goes yeah
You just gave me a slice of cake and he's like that whole slice is 400 milligrams
And he sits there and goes what?
And he starts panicking because he's like I'm not gonna be able to do anything for the rest of the day
Probably even tomorrow, you know like if you eat a 400 milligram piece of cake at like 3 p.m
the next day you're gonna be high like you need to just not do anything so now
he's like while he's capable of doing stuff he's like I need to not have
anything tomorrow because I'm now going to be high as fuck you got a list in the
Chris I mean Chris was told one or two on stream before Chris Kosherd has the
funniest weed stories of all time and it wasn't him that had that problem
happen in, but there's been multiple occasions where Chris has gotten dosed with like 150
milligrams of THC unknowingly, found out about a half hour later when it's far too late and
then been so high that he can't do anything on an airplane too, like multiple times.
Like I don't, I think, I think he told the story when it was a friend slop day, but he
He said they were skiing in Utah or Nevada,
or somewhere where weed was legal.
And they had these 100 milligram THC cans,
and they had some left on the day they had to leave.
So he just chugs one, because he's like,
well, I don't want to throw it out.
And he said he had trouble getting through TSA.
He was so high.
His friend had to help him.
And then he's sitting middle seat on the plane ride back.
And it's like 20 minutes after the plane takes off,
he feels nauseous.
So he turns to his friend and he goes,
what would you do if you had a throw up?
Like, what a funny way to word that.
Not leaning to your friend and being like,
I need a throw up, help me.
He like leans to his friend and he goes,
what would you do right now if you needed a throw up?
And so he gets a bag, he's like vomiting.
He said, it was the most upset he's ever seen people with him.
Like the looks he got were the worst that he's ever seen.
Like worse than like being in like a New York City subway and like fucking pissing on the ground or some shit
Like people just live it with you
Because I'd be mad too, bro, you just fucking smell somebody vomiting next to you it's just so annoying
That's normal peaking people peaking on airplanes. That's it's not normal
I know it's normal in the sense that it's not like uncommon
But I have maybe seen somebody throw up on an airplane twice in my entire life
And I've been on a hundred airplanes, you know more like you're on the you seeing somebody bobbed on an airplane is very rare
I'm not mad at them for having to throw up, but am I annoyed that now I have to smell vomit? Yeah
Fire pain yas Matt Stoney and big for the sub rug gr rug for the sub Danny for the five
Not answering that do I think of the five
Let's go
Cub painting y'all thinking of the sun
Why not should I turn off lights? Yeah sure. He's crashing out again, bro
We got a hop and sheriff looper
Bro period period
What is he crashing out about
I'm from Norway. I paid to go to watch to pay. I paid to go to Miami. I watched a rigged game for England to win. You agree that match was rigged.
Gibbs, I didn't see Holland's foul because in the stadium. I didn't even know this until I went to the England Norway game in the stadium when VR is happening.
Like if you watch the game at home.
We're going to chair flooper. He's not crashing out. He's talking about the game.
Jinx, he's an alcoholic. He's not an alcoholic. What is he drinking? One beer right now?
Turn that down. Holy.
Sheriff Looper. I've been told this is scary. Whether or not it is, I don't know.
Holder steady.
Is this me? Am I sure? Oh, that pops.
Just like we practiced, alright?
Hold right mouse to spin your lasso.
Oh, do I have to, like, catch things?
I'm holding right mouse button.
This will get your lasso some length.
When you're ready, loop your lasso to the left mouse.
Try and make some loops.
And then just throw them.
Oh!
Okay, let's do something to make some loops.
Where are you going?
We ain't done practicing.
I'm sorry, Pops.
I'm just trying to get as good as you, you know?
Yeah, you're just a good ol' cowboy and all, I just want to be like just like my dad.
Hold right mouse to get some length, make loops with a cow.
So should I just like max this shit out?
Is this how I become a real cowboy?
Yeah, you can loop far as shit.
There you go! Goddamn natural you are!
Now let's try something more interesting. Try breaking them barrels with your lasso.
Breaking them barrels? How the fuck am I gonna break up?
Oh shit, bacon!
Well I'll be damned, you're my flesh and blood, alright?
Came right out of my ballsack, you did.
Sometimes in barrels can jump some turkey. Get for your health.
Gotta loop them back up, too. It's so loud, I'll turn it down.
Keep at it. One day you'll be the best sheriff in a spastic.
Soon people will be screaming your name.
It is that little loudest fuck.
Sheriff Looper!
Bro, can I? Oh, God, she's getting kidnapped.
Help me, Sheriff!
Later, go, Blue!
No game do, your mayor ain't paid her price yet.
Gonna leave my last around and slow it some down.
Steady girl, void hurtle, alright?
Hey!
I can't pause it, fuck.
Alright, buff it, you're gonna be loud as shit, chat, sorry.
At least until it pauses now, man.
I'm gonna shot the door, oh fuck.
I gotta loop him that many times?
This ain't a horror game!
Woo!
I suck at this.
Fuck, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause the game.
I'm turning it down.
I'm turning it down here.
This should be fine.
How's the audio now?
Is it still bad?
Should I- it's good now? Okay, awesome. I had to turn it down on my screen, bro. Now I have no health.
But I'm full locked. If I get hit with a bullet one time, I die.
I'll try, I'll never expect it!
And then you laugh right behind you.
Oh my god, I'm fucking him up.
Regen?
Easy as hell.
Jerky.
This is the first fucking mission.
This is the first fucking mission in the game right now, and I can't beat it.
All right, no, I'm full locked, I'm full locked, I'm full locked.
I know the barrels have jerky in them.
We just got a full Kuladim, right?
Right now.
Okay.
Dude!
Does he ever stop?
Nah, I just fucked him up there.
We're good.
Be a jerky?
How do I get to be a jerky?
I have to laugh so the jerky?
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, you're a fucking jerk off.
I'm gonna crash out.
Ready? Turkey.
Goooood!
Okay, I'm just not gonna take damage.
I'm just not gonna take damage.
They're just floating in the sky while the bullet's not moving.
Not clipping him, literally clipping him.
Full regen right now, full regen.
After we shoot this next one.
We take him down more.
Oh my god, there we go.
Another regen.
Pass half health.
Gotta do bigger circles, you're right,
but then I waste more lasso.
This is the lasso length here.
What if we put a switch on the revolver?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
Dork?
One that, one that, almost died too, just ran right into the rock.
You're my savior.
Well, it's about time, Sheriff.
Apologies, my lady.
Looks like I'm getting sloppy.
Yeah, right, you're still running me up like a bro.
And you, how many times are you gonna try and kidnap me?
Why is she being so casual about this?
You know Sheriff Looper ain't gonna let you get away.
Yeah, sorry. Just tried to kidnap you again.
Can't blame an honest man for trying to get by.
This is none of us are lucky to be the mayor's daughter.
Alright, alright, let's take this man back to his spa, CEO.
Sorry for being late, Mary.
It's okay. At least I know you'll always be here to save me, my hero.
Oh my god, she gave me a kiss. Holy.
or uh
Why thank you looper thank you for saving my daughter again i do my best ma'am it's highly
significant now we get scheduled to public hanging for this pain holy shit scheduled public hanging
for this mandate. Ew, what? Yo, what? Oh, man, I don't think such drastic measures are needed.
Geez, daddy. What? Geez, daddy, I'm sure some time the slammer would teach him a lesson.
Well, well, you are the sheriff. I'm sure you know the best in this situation.
Time to sundown. I'll see you at home, okay, Looper?
Jeej?
You take good care of my daughter, Looper. I don't forget giving you my blessing.
Thank you, Mayor. She's a wonderful gal.
Oh, Barf! Mind taking this somewhere not around here?
Why don't you walk the town before heading home, Looper?
Might have some folks who need help.
Leveled up.
Walk the town, get on my horse.
Well, it says you.
Howdy, Gunner.
Looper.
Might a fine day, we're having.
Don't you got a share of duties, take care of.
All right, good talk.
I don't have a gun.
Why do I not have a gun?
Oh, gosh, you're gonna ask me to help her queen.
I'm a bastard, leave it be useless slugs.
Come on, Madam Dorothy,
think you've had enough of the day?
I ain't leaving till they pick me up.
But look, one's as dumb as a rock,
the other can't even share,
can't even come share for this dirty town.
Top of the morning, oh, top of the morning, Sheriff.
Hiya Bella, need any assistance?
Saloon's been attracting a bunch of rats.
Guess get a little vermin to escape it
before I could catch him.
Let's get it!
So I just gotta catch 15 rats?
Oh my god, they're fucking huge.
Why are they that large?
Bravo.
Like, I gotta have like fucking reaction.
You're like fucking Fortnite reaction time, dude.
You're gonna catch him that fast?
Bro!
Not locked in, not locked in, not locked in.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, reach in, reach in.
Level up.
See you later, miss.
Got more things to do.
Hello, ma'am.
Good day, Sheriff. Lovely day we're having, aren't we?
Right, Madam Madeline.
Right, Madam Madeline. Need any assistance?
I'm good. My husband, however, might need some help.
Alright, I'll look for the farmer, then.
Shouldn't mess with the farmer's stuff.
Okay, well, where the fuck is the farmer?
How the hell am I supposed to find him?
Oh, my God, he's gonna need me to rattle some bulls.
Personally, I think farming brings about more benefits.
Oh, dang, I'll be late for dinner. Let's go, Max.
That's not the farmer
Oh, that let me guess that's the farmer
Howdy sheriff
Good day Ford need any help as a matter of fact. I got me some runaway bowls in the field
It'd be great if you could help me round up some of them up. Let's get it
This is gonna be easy
Oh my god, I can
Level up!
This is not a horror game.
Whoever told me this is a horror game, you are a fucking liar.
It's very fun though.
I don't know what business I'm about to get into.
I need to level up all this time, potentially, for a boss fight, potentially.
Let me go into the wash house, see what's going on here.
What brings the town sheriff to visit my humble wash house?
Just checking on people this fine town.
Well, you must know they're all safe in town, thanks to you.
Good to hear.
Appreciate the last minute wash, didn't a big time.
Any time, Sheriff, it's my job after all.
Can we coin flip? No, you gambling addict.
I'm not gonna fucking coin flip.
Come on, these two.
Son, we've been sent, we've been over this.
That cave's a lost cause.
Come on, Pops!
Still got some gold left in it.
Got a few coyotes.
Don't mean it's done for.
Some gold ain't gonna be rooflosed in a lamp.
Besides, I'm taking Tilly and Tansy to Cologne tonight.
Come on, Pops!
She didn't intrude.
Got money coming from you?
OK, yeah, but you're trying to gamble fake currency right now.
Hey Billy, howdy Sheriff, seen any trouble?
Well, there was a flying clouds heading up to the canes.
She checked and seen them Sheriff, they were zooming.
Flying clouds, appreciate the look-out Billy, anytime true.
Shoulda changed his voice to that earlier on.
Now why would I leave town now?
I don't know where the fuck everything else is, I'm just kinda wandering around right now.
There's another person.
Hi, Sharers.
Good day, working hard?
Yep, Papa said it'll take me and Tilly to the saloon tonight.
Must be the chair of Tilly for Mama's haircut.
Mom, fuck up her hair.
Is this Tilly?
Hi, Sharers.
Why the long face?
How's Mama cutting my hair?
And Tinsy would have different hair.
Now, I look like a boy.
That ain't so bad.
Don't worry, your hair will grow back.
That's what Papa said.
At least we're having been in the saloon later.
They get hammered.
Ain't my business in there.
These two look creepy as fuck.
Was that all of Espacio?
It's a small town.
I heard the next town over has a museum of exotic fishes.
Nice one, Theodore.
Fucking loser.
I didn't know I didn't have full health.
Ah, ban the guy that's spamming paragraphs.
town hall literally nothing here where else am I supposed to go I feel like I've
been everywhere in town have I not wandering the whole fucking area
my sheriff badge hey sheriff well good idea not causing any trouble no it was
just digging around found a shiny badge I'll be damned that's a rare fine
Collecting those make you stronger, you know. I really don't want it though. You could have it. Thanks for protecting spasio
Ah, Dio, that's not a kind of you. Now you owe me one.
You know, 1747, they give it a fiat five gifted subs. That's Ronin, Dirt, D and Max, they give it a sub.
But it sounds fucking huge.
Where else am I supposed to go? I'm gonna go back and see if everything's done.
Gonna talk to the mayor again.
I already looked if everybody in town needs help, dick.
Bust it again, usual outcome, I'll be out in no time.
Who else would need help?
Go to my house? Where the fuck is my house?
You act like I know where that is.
Like I've lived in this world.
Ain't my place.
Is this my place?
I guess I'm just fucking homeless, then.
I'll confess.
Sheriff's home.
Urgent matters only.
Gun for the day.
I talk to everybody.
I'll beat, better go home.
Oh, is this where the game gets scary?
Because it's nighttime, spooky, scary.
You're home!
Guess what?
What is it, Barry?
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna lie.
What is it, Mary?
I visited the midwife today.
We're having a girl.
That's amazing, Mary.
What's wrong, Looper?
It's just happening so fast.
What if I'm good enough to be this girl's father?
Oh, Looper, you've got nothing to worry about.
You'll be a great dad.
You protect a whole ton of people, for goodness sake.
Raising one little girl ain't a challenge for ya.
Besides, you got the best partner with ya.
Appreciate it, Mary. You're right.
I promise to protect you, our little girl.
Girl I ain't nothing gonna harm my two girls
That's my spirit. How do we have twins? Oh, jeez. Oh my two girls like she's the wife the wife and the mother
Can't sleep I'm going for a walk
Oh, she's gonna get kidnapped again. Somebody redeem heads at that got it chat. I got it. I know heads at that
Holy fuck
Max boo 17 take of the five gets its skinny Sean in Arizona for some
walking. Taking on a sub only by the way?
YAAAAAAAHHHH!
Mary! Mary where are you?
LOOPY!
Mary!
She's getting abducted.
Looper! I'm gonna, I'm gonna get probed!
Looper!
Mary!
Mary. Come on, Looper. Just three loops.
How was this one? I was a kid.
I got it.
Hey, huh? Oh my god, is that Mary when she was young? That's pretty cool. Thanks.
Aren't you Sheriff Looper's kid? Yeah I am. What's your name? Looper. Oh wait, your
full name's Looper? Looper? Well yeah, I guess.
It's not fucking funny. I'm sorry for laughing. You gotta admit it's kind of
It's funny.
It's not that funny.
Ban the guy!
Bro, don't put it back in Sub-Only.
We gotta just start banning chatters, man.
We're gonna have to, just start banning chatters.
Just start banning people.
Ban them for doing half of nothing.
One spanning chat, ban!
Get him out.
Oh, that guy just typed one singular letter.
Ban it!
See you later.
Actually, I'd feel bad.
I can't do that.
Just messing around.
You offended or something?
Nah, just wasn't funny to me.
Geez, why aren't you a bore?
No wonder you don't hang out with the other kids.
Hmm, so you think I can do some loopy lasso things?
Nah, takes years of practice.
You'll probably hurt yourself.
How rude is it to climb a woman?
Well, you ain't a woman yet at least.
Hmm, quite bad.
I'll have you know I'm the mayor's daughter,
which basically makes me a woman already.
Oh yeah, well being the sheriff's son makes me a man then.
Yeah right, you can't even do proper loops yet.
Oh yeah, my name's Looper.
I've seen Watcher for a while.
It takes three hours to get those three loops.
Well, I can do loops.
I'll let you be a sheriff soon
to protect people from the cells.
You a sheriff?
You ain't gonna make me laugh again, Looper, Looper.
Yeah, I'm gonna be a sheriff.
So that's Sheriff Looper to you.
Well, I'll be here to see you today, Sheriff Looper.
Settle down, settle down, everyone, please.
What's the meaning of the sheriff?
Some of us have work at sunrise.
What could possibly be important at this time of day?
Why are you?
All right, Rupert, floor's yours.
I apologize for the late town meeting,
but this is an urgent matter.
Mary's been kidnapped.
That ain't new.
And I ain't, by some low-life bandit,
by something flying in the sky,
some identified flying object.
Throw it back and sub on me, I'm sorry.
Yeah, you guys are terrible.
I, I, like, I feel so mean
I do that but it's like I take it out of sub only and it's literally hey Joe you should try mw3 or bo2
Glory to Israel. I'm not a sub but put it in sub only damn literally. Thank you for that
Like it's just horrible sub only my chat actually pays attention to the game and has on topic
Comments whereas it's like why are you asking me to play mw3 dude put it in the game just to have even then what the fuck
And why are we talking about Israel? What what's happening?
Now, if I ain't some lowlife bandit by something flying in the sky.
You saw the flying cloud, Jared.
Oh, that's what that guy meant.
Is this some kind of joke?
Nah, this is serious.
It feels like some...
Say, where's Miss Mary if she's been kidnapped, you would've chased after the bandit by now,
no?
Yeah, you're right, but it wasn't some bandit that took her.
Oh, Looper finally lost it, eh?
Oh, they think I'm crazy.
Challenge me to a duel, fucker.
Ah, Gunner.
Supposing my wife got kidnapped over and over again, I'd snap, too.
Now here he goes spewing some nonsense.
I'm being serious.
I don't want none of these accusations, but watch your mouth, Gunner.
What if Looper...
What if Looper couldn't take it no more?
Put her down and bury her somewhere.
He said I killed my wife.
That ain't true.
Probably held down a meet and nobody's gonna go looking.
And D.Y.B. take it for the five cents.
Gunner, that's enough.
He's got a point.
What else could be merry right now?
This is quite unusual.
I say, we hold this man in the slammer.
They're gonna fucking arrest me.
Oh dear, not the children.
Just lock him up better safe than sorry.
I don't know if that's true, Sheriff,
but I think about children's safety.
Lock him up, he's dangerous.
Put him in the slammer, this ain't right.
He's a killer.
Ah, I'm sorry, Looper.
I believe you, but these people come first.
Wow.
Sheep sheriff they call him, or sheep mare.
Need to save Mary.
They let me keep my lasso.
Well, this is definitely something.
I have to get out of here.
And what makes you think I know the way out?
Come on, you've escaped the same or thousands of times.
Good point. What makes you think I'll help you get out?
Because I always stick my neck out for you when the mayor wants to execute you.
If it weren't for me, your next would have been hanging by at news from now.
Or by now. Fine.
The bear will break it. I already did.
Oh.
Is that simple?
Can't be going around town. Nobody believes me.
Don't worry, I believe you, Sheriff.
You see the clouds? I saw them zooming towards the gold mines.
Anytime, Sheriff. Come on, girl.
So I have to fucking find the UFO...
Don't show the level you have for shit!
67% of the way there.
Huge.
Oh my god.
Keep getting damaged by the cacti.
Pick up the bacon.
It's actually jerky.
Buy the gold mines.
Hey!
Shit!
Oh, it's actually jerky.
Somebody gold mines.
Hey, Sheriff, what you doing here?
I gotta find Mary.
Man, I wouldn't even think about hurtin' her.
I know, Sheriff, I trust you.
Thank you kindly.
What's your business here?
Gotta prove the cops this cave ain't done for yet.
He's right, then coyotes are protective.
Well, whoever took Mary, they're in there.
I don't know, Sheriff.
Places infested with coyotes and snakes.
The entire cave also lays with leftover dynamite.
I gotta try.
Well, just be careful, use your lasso wisely.
Dynamats can trigger cascading explosions.
All right, so there's coyotes, snakes, and dynamite.
I'm going to die down here.
Oh my God!
It's just that they look creepy.
They're like uncanny looking coyotes.
They got like weird ass faces right now.
Oh my god, my mouth is still loud. What the fuck?
Why did they just explode?
Where'd he go?
What?
He was just in here?
Fuck her.
Oh my god.
He was just here?
Fuck her. Oh my god.
I'm going back to get beef jerky.
Full health. Almost.
Dude, what am I gonna find down here? Marry in a fucking alien? Like, what am I even looking for?
Why would they be down here?
I knew it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, how do they just disappear like that?
They just like randomly disappear.
Dead end.
Can this have fucking dyin- Can the barrels have dynamite in them?
I don't think so.
Oh, it is a level up.
Does that just make you do more damage?
There's definitely gonna be a boss fight.
They might have a lifetime or you're right.
Oh, that's also dead end.
So this area is just fucking waste.
I got it down now.
Somewhere down this way.
I think, yeah.
I think that blew up a lot, full health.
A lot of beef jerking from chips that get down here.
Maybe not.
Something's through here.
Head in.
Right cat barrel next.
You're real easy to impress, Miss Mary.
No, it ain't that good news from the one Courtney.
Yeah, so, hey, didn't mean to ask.
What's up with the whole lasso business?
What you mean?
It's just tons of bandits
who've been using revolvers, gunslinging.
Hell, even the whole town sheriff
been using revolvers.
Yeah, here we have a spacio sheriff
using a lasso to now destroy autos.
Don't you feel outmatched?
Well, Pops always told me to use sheriff's duty to protect.
Protect the townsfolk, protect your loved ones.
He believed that a protector shouldn't be around
and carrying around something that could disrupt the peace.
I guess that belief just stuck with me.
Yeah, he's gonna get gunned down, bros gonna get fucking swiss cheesed by a guy with a fucking AK-47.
I don't even know what you asked.
Answer the question, blooper.
Well, I don't think I'd ever take a life to be frank with you. Oh, she'd ask if I'd kill someone.
Boo!
Are you saying if it was between my life and the bandits, you wouldn't do anything?
There's always another way.
Not that they'll always have to be worried about that, I'll always be here to protect you.
Hmph.
That sounds like some sort of promise.
I swear on my life, no harm will ever come on you.
Pause.
I'll come on to ya, sorry.
Well, you better keep that promise. Everybody else's life will be taken their own town.
The fuck is that thing? Where's Mary?
Whoa! You're not supposed to be here.
What, in tarnation?
Not good.
They'll be so angry if they find out.
What are you, some kind of long-limbed garment?
Not good.
The shiny rocks I need to bring them back.
Get your app in what the hell were the hells married?
No watchers allowed.
Die.
Ah! What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Can I bring him over to the dynamite? Oh my god, what an idiot.
Long-limbed varmint.
What are they trying to harvest, the gold from this cave?
Dude, I'm clapping his cheeks right now. This is fucking crazy.
He's like, barely hurting.
I'm fucking his shit up.
Oh wait, I don't have any heals.
Okay, I do. Oh my god, what the fuck is this move?
What?! You can't do that! You can't do that! You can't do that!
I'm just gonna run away from him.
It'll be fun.
Oh, it's actually better to stay far away when he does that.
Easy.
Did I talk to them?
You better start talking.
I'm sorry.
Where's Mary?
I don't know. When is a Mary?
I sent here to collect shiny rocks.
Researching for what? You got an outpost? Our flying ship is in the canyons.
Flying cloud, it was yours. Yeah, a flying ship used to travel and test subjects.
What the hell are you doing to marry? Nothing, just studying.
Humans are so small and have no telekinesis.
Very different from other lives that we take to study.
Think we're some kind of animal you could just take as you please?
We're the higher life forms taller and more powerful.
Oh my god, I just killed him.
Your blood's still ran, ain't it?
Got a hit with the canyons.
Oh my god, I've leveled up too, what?
Do I have to fucking walk all the way back out?
Tell me it just teleported to me.
Alright, out.
Oh my god gotta get those level ups gotta get those level ups use so much more damage
I'm dying.
Fuck, I need it back!
Fuck
You have to stay all the way up to the front, all the way up to the front.
It's the best thing you could do.
Easy. Alright, we're there.
My father would be ashamed to buy Rasslin' Scales.
Our Rasslin' Scales.
Well, I have to fight all of them at once.
What the fuck is this place?
You messed that level up?
Where?
Bro, I just saw a weird beast.
I have no idea what that thing is, but I'm gonna ignore it.
Oh, god.
Okay.
Okay, alright, I'm just gonna keep walking.
That place was so fucking weird.
You've arrived.
Where's Mary you kidnap him scum?
We're in no rush are we?
He's a smiling alien.
You're a rather interesting piece Sheriff.
That is what they call you yes.
If you don't quit, you're raffin' all-
Kill me.
Like you did my colleague.
That was rather unfortunate, but no hard feelings.
Let me ask you a question, Sheriff.
Do you think you're the most powerful being on this planet?
Humans are so weak and fragile compared to other lifeforms on this planet, and yet,
they're at the top of everything.
Food chain society?
I want to discover the reason for this.
But the test, with you.
You heard my wife, I swear to you.
Don't worry about her, Sheriff.
She's never been better.
I can't contain my excitement.
Shall we begin our test?
Oh my god, he's doing voodoo magic!
Holy shit!
Regen, regen, regen, regen, regen!
Easy.
What?
Oh, you can rassle it out.
I didn't know that.
Oh, I'm not beating this first try, certainly not.
There are more heals up here.
Oh, thank god.
ROOOOOOOH!
Oh my god, there's too many things spawning.
Stop moaning!
Why does it make that noise?
Come on!
Dude!
I'm gonna heal as much as I can.
Not good.
He's almost dead.
Oh my god, there's no more heels. It's such a
It's such a job.
He's following us in the boy.
What a fucking idiot.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Don't do this! Don't do this!
Don't do this!
Don't do this! You don't have to do this!
Yes!
Wonderful! Simply marvelous!
Where is Mary?
I understand it now. I understand it all, Sheriff.
Humans might be fragile, but the result is...
My theories are right! All you need are stronger bodies, bigger faster!
I warned ya.
Dude, I think he was gonna offer me a body mod, and I could have taken that.
Level up
Well, how the fuck do I leave?
Oh, that's fine
You think he was the final boss
Had to be
Mary
What have they done to ya?
No valid life-forbes detected.
Updating mission status failed.
Releasing the weapon.
Mary.
objective, slaughter, target, population, heat signature.
Here with the most peoples, especially yo, I have to stop it.
I'm airy, shit I'm sorry airy. Bro, stop doing these dumb flashbacks.
Yap, yap, yap, something about the minds. Appreciate the help, thank you.
Hmm?
So how does it feel to be a Mrs. Looper?
Oh, quite teasing. You've been pressuring me to marry you since I was young.
I was always rooting for you. You deserve a good man, I know.
Just so happens to the man you now just shares with the town. You're real lucky, you know.
If it comes down to saving folk, you're on the top of the list. That ain't true. I've talked to them about this.
If it comes down to saving the town folk, I tell them to choose the people.
Everybody looks up to them, they'll protect Espacio. Just so happens, I'm a part of that too.
Well, look at Miss Mary over here. Yeah, now I have to kill my wife.
I'm the mayor's daughter, of course I'll take care of my town.
I was counting on Looper.
He'll always be our hero.
And now I gotta slaughter whatever the fuck this queer gleech creature is!
I'm sorry, Mary.
Oh, I was gonna say, she's never been fighting back.
One tap?
One front predictions. One tap?
Oh, I just have no help.
I need a heal, bro.
Bro, come on.
Like how did I not get that?
I'm dead.
Yeah.
Fuck!
Mod check we got mods and chat. Mods!
Can we run production?
OC and Bargy for the sub.
NA, Rey, Liam, Kix, Step, ML, Zonal, Cool,
Dip, think of it a five gift, it's Kay, Han, Tong,
Faun, Wei, Platinum, Nelson, Boogie, and 1-7-4, think of it a sub.
Are there mods in chat?
I see 10 mods in chat, but none of them are here.
Binron, Tabel, Samantha, Chaotic, Zod, Fiddle, Brady,
and Alex are any of you here.
I'm on mobile.
All right.
We're doing do I win in three tries?
Because I doubt I win in one.
I started the production.
There we are.
How do I do the productions on mobile?
I already did it.
You get like 10 seconds of that chat.
Alright, lock in.
All right, one try down, one try down, she started, okay, she started with the homing
muscles.
I didn't really expect that.
I need to get every single health bar.
Good. We're at half health right now. She's almost at a half health. Another one.
He's keeping Regen here, he'll wrap like a dog.
Pull Regen here.
Got it.
Ow.
She's low.
Fuck, I didn't grab that health.
Oh, she's dead as fuck, dude. This is so easy. Once I know her patterns. Easy. Oh my god,
Did I just die?
I'll pay it in a second, hold up.
Oh, can I go talk to her?
I'm sorry, I couldn't protect you, Mary.
And now, our little girl.
Oh, she just spit out the baby.
It's alive?
Oh Heavens! Mary, thank you for giving me. I'm gonna keep my promise. Nothing's gonna harm a little girl. I'll let her marry.
Oh, named her after the dead mom.
Well, that was sad.
Alright, hold her steady. Now I'm teaching her how to fucking lasso. Are you serious?
Just like I told you.
Oh, now I'm heard.
I'm proud of you.
Keep doing it.
Soon you'll be looping like a pro.
One day they'll be calling your name.
Aw.
That was a really scary game, but that was sad.
That was fun.
It's like a unique- oh.
Oh, I thought I had to do the loop.
Sheriff Looper.
Cause he- cause he- cause he throws loops.
I got it.
What are you doing now backyard baseball?
Yes.
Backyard baseball.
That was a free itch game.
That was fun.
Backyard baseball, certainly.
I'm going to go grab a THC drink and I'm going to pee.
Give me like two minutes.
Buggy, N.A., Michael Reel, O.S.T.G. of the sub,
MLA and Zonalph of the sub.
We're on predictions on this too.
I'll run a MythMozern here.
But coming down.
Oh
For me some sick ass time
I don't even know what the events are, but like motherfuckers are like bro Joe ran track
will be good.
I'm like, yo, you're putting so much pressure.
Like, I haven't ran track in years.
Like, I have no idea how I'm going to do.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know.
Actually, while I'm eating this crepe bar,
let me look up streamer games 100 meters from last year.
Like, how fast were they?
I'm confident that I'm more athletic than like most Twitch streamers, but like, bro,
I don't know what events he's gonna choose. You know what I mean? Like I like if it's stuff that I'm bad at like if I'm from long distance
It's chop. I think it's actually chop
This was streamer games last year
For almost two years ago actually ladies and gentlemen, my name is stands. I'm gonna be a referee. They did a 99 meter dash
I don't know why they just do a hundred
So you'll take some time to do account whatever they run. Oh my god, they get starting blocks deal
Bro they get starting blocks and I get to use track leads. I'm running
Probably like an 11-1
Maybe far worse
Like I don't know what I'd run in a hundred anymore. Like I did ask to run like like a slow-ass hundred
Oh, and a 99 meter I'd probably run like a 10 something you're standing so tall. They're like they're also time to train
It's in like three weeks
You're right. Oh, they are standing on these blocks wrong your marks
Get set
I
Didn't have Vinny did stringer games
1195 I'm beating that
I'm cooking okay. I'm not worried if that
I'm beating that.
Yeah, I'm running quicker than 11.
11.95, 99 meter brown, I'm beating that.
Yeah, I'm not.
The problem is, it's like, bro, my worry is
he's just gonna get really athletic people.
Like, how fast could Tyler run
in current state run 100 meters?
Probably still pretty quick.
like, I know he's short, but he was like, D one football player.
Like he'd probably run, he'd probably run like an 11.
Now, like he probably used to run like a 10 something.
Was that the only one they did?
They didn't do it again.
There's one, one 100 meter.
This was also the first year he did it.
What other events did they do in 2025?
I doubt he runs back all of them.
I was the intro the teams. Oh fuck. No, don't put me on basketball
Yeah, see that no she this is the shit that I'm talking about chat is the shit that I'm talking about
I am good at things that are just pure athleticism. I'm not good at skill
That's the thing that I need to say if it's like how fast I could run how far I can throw something
I think I'm good if I have to shoot a basketball
it's over makes it i cannot shoot a basketball i'm horrid at basketball what are the other events
uh this one shit it's a call what is that
egg drop oh my god so it's not all athletic you have to make an egg you have to make an
egg drop like in science class? It's over bro. Oh my god. The egg drop? What other events
do you think he's gonna have? I bet they'll all be fun. Musical chairs? No, I'm cooking.
Okay. Musical chairs I'm cooking in. I'm not worried about that. I doubt he runs back
most of these events though he always changes it unless it's like a fan favorite
and I don't know how much people like musical chairs oh dude I I could see myself I'm gonna
have to really like tone back how much of a sore loser I am so real like I could see myself getting
like genuinely pissed off at another streamer like I could see myself being like really annoyed
Like if I get like pushed out of the chair, I'm gonna be like, dude, like,
You have full access to the chair there.
I think it's clean.
Do you think it's clean?
I don't know who would get that.
I think this one, I don't think she was in it long enough.
Yeah, I think agent claimed the chair.
She sat first, but she didn't really get a full set.
All right, guys, guys, come here, I have a decision.
But at that point, like, Ron sits in the chair.
Ron's like five, six.
I could just push.
I could just push him off.
Like, if we were playing musical chairs,
Ron's going against me.
I'd just be like, move, and then just sit in the chair.
What other shit?
Interpretive dancing's definitely a pass for me.
I'm not.
I would have lacked somebody else on a team to do that.
Honestly, I'm a flexible guy, attaching yourself around your-
Oh my God, is there a dog race?
What's happening?
Music?
Dude, interpretive dancing.
Didn't Tyler 1 have to do that last year?
Oh my God.
No world I do an event like this. No world I do an event like this
What would you give yourself out of ten? I give myself. Oh my god, and I have to wear those tight-ass leggings, bro
Just straight print pass
pass
Just straight print dude, literally
I'd be like any nine pairs of underwear, bro, please
Oh, it's sketched in it!
Bro, they just have to come up with a fucking routine in their head.
That's crazy.
Uh, that's okay.
Michael Reeves.
Are you gonna ever do a Mr. Beast react again?
Probably one day, I don't know when.
All right, we got to lock in and fuck it back yard baseball.
We'll do what am I doing?
Kimba, thank you for the three.
Thanks for shooting me today.
I'm having a hard day.
I'm sorry to hear that, bro.
I'm glad I'm able to help, though.
Kaden and Jack, give it to Sub, Roder and Lev,
give it to Sub.
Can't thank you for the three.
You should do a streamer.
You mod for your own chat.
Kind of like a CEO doing a worker's job for a day.
Yeah, I'll just have to mod the whole day and talk to chat.
That's all it would be.
Do you want for the three?
You need more mods?
And no.
I have like 30 mods.
It's just some of my mods aren't really active.
Adding more mods doesn't really fix the problem.
Trap TV and Mr. Up With a Sub, Bagi and NA Up With a Sub.
As, Liam, Kickstep, M, Chi, Ken, Tong,
D-Y-D, Pickup of the Five, Gifts, K, Cool, Chi, J,
and K, Up With a Sub.
All right, let's lock in.
Chat, here's the schedule.
We're doing backyard baseball right now.
Tomorrow, I'm not live.
I'm not modding any of you.
Let me just start that.
conversation right now or let me just let me just hard cut off that right now
we're gonna play backyard baseball before I have like a hundred and fifty
people beg for mod for the next ten minutes none of you are getting mod so
let's just cut that off right now anyways not more mods better ones you
won't think of it as right brother my mods are good they're just can't be in
stream every day anyways listen backyard baseball right now tomorrow I'm not
Wednesday, we're doing flash and die into the World Cup Watch
party. Thursday, Triple T horror game dressing up. Maybe the
mouse traps that day. Other horror games. Friday, React,
Saturday, Sunday, not live. Next Monday, we're going to do
random games. Next Tuesday, other random games. Maybe games
with the guys that day too. Next Wednesday, not live. Next
Thursday, photo anomaly, other horror. And then next Friday is
Reacts and the Albea sanctuary charity stream matching test zone is up to 10k. That's the schedule if you have any videos
You have a lot of kids you know to play video stretch up games have some of the civities watch games I play outside of that
We have a long John Silver's review coming up. Don't know what I'm doing it, but I know I'm gonna do it at some point
um
Another try not to laugh soon
Streamer games obviously like first two days of August and then we'll go from there Brad and J. But the sub came with stuff
You both look great lock in though
Backyard baseball
Oh, I'm throwing an insub on me, you're right.
Backyard bait, I'm sorry dude, it is really like 80% of my streams I'm in, I'm in sub
only now, but it's just, it's the summertime bro, there's way more people in stream and
I've grown a bit, it's just impossible to have a good community.
I'm not saying you guys aren't a good community, but it's like, the chat experience is utter
slop garbage, not in sub only on most days, uh, toaster and itch, thank you for the sub.
Unless I have like a very, very active mod day where they could just ban everybody.
It's just like far worse.
It's just spam and it's not it's not even that it's just spam.
It's not all spam.
It's mainly just just off topic chats.
Hey, Joe, when are you playing this game?
I really wanted to say I really appreciate your content like this, like that.
It's not even necessarily bad messages.
It's just like concurrent spam of like long paragraphs and stuff
that has nothing to do with what we're doing.
Or just complaining. Yeah, that's also true. All right. Anyways, back to our baseball chat
Last time we played it did not go well, okay?
I
Played a pickup. I played like four pickup games back at our baseball just dropped. This isn't the old one
This is the new ones. This game's hard as fuck
Today we're gonna play on Ekman Acres. I don't think actually no we're gonna play and we're gonna play on Ekman Acres
We've never played on Ekman Acres yet
Um, I don't know if I want to start on Playground Pro.
Uh, we don't even have Backyard Legend Unlocked.
Uh, I tried doing Playground Pro over and over again, and I failed miserably,
but I feel confident today that I could win.
And so we're gonna do a sit-in game, and this first game, we're gonna try hard, okay?
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna sweat the living piss out of this.
For the YouTube viewers, if you're here, I have a THC drink in my hand, Vibes are up,
And I'm gonna choose the best possible team I can and I'm gonna be fully locked in now
If we get absolutely dogged and we go on 15 and they score 15 runs on me in a six inning game
You know, maybe we switch it up, but I
Think we'll be fine
Second pack terrible news
Just don't pick Pablo and I'm fine
All right run predictions
Thank you, McReese the first peck. There we go. Oh lot soy Pablo. Get on my team, buddy
Do we go straight vibe steamer do I build a God squad I
Could go straight vibe steam right now. He just picked Mikey Thomas
Mikey Thomas is a nuke batter. I
I kind of want to have a crazy. I'm not gonna have Pablo as our pitcher. We're gonna have Kenny and this is what we're gonna do
We're gonna have a strategy here Pablo's gonna be our outfielder. I know he's a crazy
I know he's a crazy pitcher too technically we're gonna have Kenny as our main pitcher and we're gonna have a side pitcher
That has some specialties that we're gonna throw on
Catcher when we need to swap Kenny out and Pablo's just gonna sit in the outfield
Who is another pitcher and then we're gonna work on just straight batting?
Cuz we really just need Angela about Del Becky that actually works
That's actually perfect, and then now and now we're just gonna just genuinely pick
Just batters and fielders
Stephanie Morgan solid pack
Absolute God squad we're cooking up here
Ernie Steele I do love but his batting sucks he's just a good fielder is there
anybody there's got to be better people on the field right now batting
cerebral running and fielding is amazing Vicky Caligucci could be a good
bunter I'll keep that in the back pocket I don't think she's gonna get picked
yet. I think we really need to pick somebody like just in the snow.
They pick Ahmed. That's fine. We're gonna pick Pete Wheeler.
I think we picked Dante after this. They pick Vicky. That's fine. That's understandable. Good pick.
We picked Dante. I think we have a solid all-around team right now. This is going swimmingly.
I don't like Keisha Phillips. I had some bad opinions on Keisha Phillips last time we played with her.
She moves like a fucking jar of molasses. She's the slowest person I've ever seen run.
Like, that is an absolute piss-lie that her running is nine stars.
Because if you ever see her run on the field, she's actually slow as fucking rocks. She's so bad.
Um, I'm gonna pick Ernie Steele.
You just pick me to reach the top shelves, didn't you?
They picked Esha's Final Peck.
Alright, this is gonna be a big deal.
We could have a near-con as a third-side pitcher.
I really want somebody that's batting and running right now.
That's really Dimitri Petrovich.
But he's just not in a good position anywhere else.
I feel like we picked Ronnie Dobbs, bro.
Ronnie Dobbs is just like a fucking even guy.
No Annie Frazier.
If I get absolutely murdered in this game, I'll go Vibe Team next and we'll just pick
people that I like.
I picked like just straight, straight mutes for this one.
Yeah, let's get this one.
All right, so this is what we're going to do.
We're going to have Kenny as our starting pitcher.
We're going to have Paolo in the outfield.
We're going to have Angela as our catcher.
I get the sign ups at the start of every summer.
You could also, of course, pick up some good literature.
I think the rest is fine.
Oh, I don't know.
I love baseball.
Batting lineup?
We do want to change.
I'm going to help your book again.
That's what you think.
But my book has all the best tricks from the season of 03 units.
Why?
I bet Star...
Because we want to hit a home run with guys that have crazy batting,
like later on when bases are loaded.
That's the best part.
I got it translated just for him.
I've got a cousin who speaks Spanish and he wrote the whole thing.
This kid does not shut the fuck up.
I'll start his picture.
I like starting his picture to play better.
Pitch is the coolest kid on the block.
We're gonna throw his heat bottom left.
Come on.
Easy ass out.
Look at her run.
Nine star-
Gotta move her forward a little bit.
Nine star running, by the way!
Nine star running!
Turn this fucker off.
Is that color commentary?
Where he's like,
He's just itching for the bat
Can I turn is that what color cut it's color commentary I just
Just make sure he's still loud as fuck that's not color calm
What is it turn it all off it's play-by-play
There we go now it's fine
I love throwing like a ball bottom left and they tend it
He gets first base. He's a good batter. He's a good batter. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's not a bad
It's not bad. We already have an out. We already have an out and this person sucks at batting
She's gonna hit straight buns. So we're gonna throw balls
We're gonna throw balls and she'll swing
every time told you
I'm locked now chat. I this is a full switch from last time
Optus they give the five gift is cartel on what an obvious dirty Ecom commander
and couch they give it a shot Mikey Thomas throws actual fucking or shoots
actual piss news we're throwing balls we are throwing balls at Mikey Thomas I
I just want him to just strike out good
out I
Am better than I've been wait are the did I change the
Wait, what difficulties this on is there a way that I could see
Didn't change gift difficulty because I feel like I did far too well there
It was on pro
Okay, there's three stars. All right, good. All right, Angela, D'Vecchio first. We're just gonna be we're gonna be going for bases here
Hi, dude, she ain't getting enough time. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be shooting line drives to glasses out in the back there
Line drive that we're gonna get under the ball ball
It's fucking foul. Run back down, you idiot.
Dude, hit me some good shit. What is that?
Like, she's throwing the worst balls ever.
It's fine.
It's not funny. He's out. Oh my god, I hit a foul. Oh my god, no fucking way.
way that's good that's good that's good slow run slow run don't waste the
stamina don't waste the stamina just wait here beautiful first on base
Pablo Sanchez!
What's in a nuke?
Easy.
That's outta here.
Fuckin' see ya later.
Just make it. Two bases, two bases.
She can actually hit a nuke too.
Oh my god. Wait, I'm gonna hit an open power.
Oh, that's so bad.
That was a good start though, that was a good start.
We had actual attempts there.
We just gotta prevent them from hitting like too crazily right now.
Bottom left has her usual C swing.
That's easy out here.
Easy out, easy out, easy out.
Pop lock.
Can you fucking demon?
It doesn't matter if he's getting hit.
They're hitting in the spots that I want him to.
I
Like how the fuck did she how the fuck did she hit that that far like there's like there's no mom
There's no card me that believes that I'm throwing straight fucking balls. Yes, you know swing at everyone
Nice tennis at wrong sport loser swing on this
That was a clear ball
All right, we're gonna go inside left curve
Or left hook
Get you batter.
She swings.
Dork.
Can you feel the pressure?
Bad, you're it.
We're on it.
We're doing fine.
If they get one run per inning, like I could beat that.
Reese Worthington, we're going to go top last.
Foul.
Run your short ass back, buddy.
We're throwing right hook.
I don't care if Kenny don't want to throw.
You're throwing while I want to throw.
There we go.
Newt to me.
OK.
Maybe get a little mustard on that one, right?
Reese runs about two miles an hour.
We couldn't get him there?
It's fine.
All right, this is easy out.
Everybody move forward.
Dork, land out for the five subs.
Another.
She swings.
Oh my God, the IQ of a fucking peanut this girl has.
Another ball she swings.
idiot I know how to play now chat I'm back we're hitting a grounder Pete's
quick I'm swinging good shit Pete get on base that's all we need just in the
Smith could hit a nuke we're gonna go on drive left on that shit Pete on that
it Pete come on I'm saying it's fine if that was if that was a fucking double I
would have been so mad
dude I need to just hit a Homer man I haven't had that feeling in so long
I
Can you piss loser fuck
Ball
I'm gonna hit a bunt swear to God
Oh my god, really sketches that run back just send up
Just send I have to hit a nuke this next one or she's gonna get out she's too slow
I think I'm using my sprints too much ball
That's not a clean pitch she's throwing weak pitches bro walk me walk me
That was a beautiful fucking throw. Oh my god, Jacinda, you are so slow. Jacinda, oh my god, she's walking the basis.
Holy fuck. You just can't use sprints. I gotta blunt this.
Oh, this is bad.
No, actually just ball me and then I'd grade that the next person in back had hit a fucking
nuke.
Ball.
Oh my god, give me four balls right now.
I had to hit it.
Just send a sell out.
Hot, bro.
0-1.
Keisha fell off.
Zigzag.
Right down the middle.
zigzag right down the middle she messes yeah nice swing there idiot good job
Kenny good job Kenny we're gonna throw a right hook ball top left she swings
then we throw a slow ball top she swings
Why you don't have her on your team dude she sucked.
Throw a special patch here.
Slow mo.
Off-Bed.
Dude Kenny really is the goaded pitcher of all time.
Left Hucky swings.
That's bad.
Throw that down.
Alright Kenny gets the ball it's fine.
They get one man on first.
always gets first base. Landly we're throwing straight slow balls at the top
and she'll swing at every one. Okay or I just get a two for here. Get them out.
That's fine. Two outs. Two outs Mikey Thomas. We're throwing straight balls the whole time.
If he hits it it's a nuke. That's bad. Oh my god I almost thought that shit.
Pablo fucking chuck that ball. Chuck that ball Pablo. She don't get fucking third base. Don't allow that shit. Hell, yeah
Dude, I kind of switch Pablo and Jacinda
Because I feel like Jacinda's getting too many right now. She just tried to special hit and fucking whiff
Move her own heat top right
Pop up. Thank you. Kenny
One zero!
Winnable!
No!
Oh my god, and they're going to catch it again.
See, this is why this shit's so lame.
Okay, y'all just hit grounders.
Yeah, I'll just hit grounders.
I'm just gonna hit a million fucks.
Okay, actually, never mind. I'm hitting a nuke.
Oh my god, that was fucking beautiful Pablo.
I love you.
Nuke, she could hit a nuke too.
Fuck.
And Lance, tired.
YEEEAH!
He's got a fucking instant lead while I'm at it.
Let's get a fucking instant replay on that. That's two. We're winning.
Oh my god, that was like the perfect ball.
And they're not swapping her out either. You guys are...
Bawgh!
Oh my god, crazy butt.
Run that shit, Pete. Run that shit, Pete. Run that shit, Pete. Keep going. Keep going, Pete.
Keep going, Pete.
Keep going Pete! Run that shit on, Pete!
Run that shit on, Pete!
Yes!
Let's get those touchdowns.
There we fucking go.
It's the MVP herself.
Oh my god, and I get the orange bomb.
Bum!
How does she catch that? That shoulda gone through her glove.
That shoulda fucking literally blown her hand right up her head.
Another head off her arm.
That's fine, we're off with 3-1.
Lisa Crockett, dork.
She's the only one with a run.
Chugging straight balls at her.
Whip.
I'm gonna have to swap Kenny out soon, it's fine now.
Slow ball.
She's slain.
Might need better glasses there, buddy.
What are they, three inches thick?
How about that one?
Swing at it.
Whenever.
Wow, easy catch for Pete.
Okay, man, the speed demon. We're gonna hit a grounder. Ball.
Watch, you throw one pitch and then you switch.
That's a good grounder. He's quick too. He makes that. He makes that.
I
Use a little bit of stamina a little bit of the stamina and use all that they get tired
I've learned that and then they suck. We're gonna throw a line drive ball
That's the worst drive ever seen
Bro, he's three feet tall there's no world where he
Why did I not swing on that that was so clearly a strike I should have paid attention I could have gotten penny safe
That's a ball folks I kind of want a bun
Yeah, I've key show run for that ball
Oh my god, dude Dante Robinson power
Beautiful. She don't catch that.
Top of the fifth. Top of the fifth. Just gotta get through two more.
Beautiful throw. Beautiful throw.
We're gonna throw a left hook here. And she's gonna swing at it. It's gonna be bottom right. She's too short to hit it though.
Swing.
And then we hit her with a slow ball. Slow ball straight down the middle.
Doesn't even matter. Have fun running that for no reason. Go set back down.
Oh, key should fill up.
Nice one. You're not making it to the base though.
Because you're slow as a bag of fucking rocks.
Literal fridge running across the fucking field chat. She is so slow and I and I know people are saying oh Joe
You're just being rude to Keisha. I'm not being rude to Keisha the stats. She has are a blatant lie a blatant lie
Fridge is crazy. It's not her speed is nine out of ten. I'm not fact-shaming Keisha
You're assuming that I'm saying fridge because fridges is she's big. I'm not saying that in the sense that she's fat
I'm saying she's big because she looks like she's four years older than everybody else on the fucking field
We got Ahmed right now who looks like a little eight-year-old and quiches out on the field about I don't know four times the size of him
He top-last
That's not good that's really not good
You know I can always get first base we're gonna bait him for a second watch because he's fucking stupid
I'll go for a second
He goes for a second. I believe it. Watch. You just gotta toss the rock around a little bit.
I'll go.
YOU FUCKER!
TETTY!
Shebunts.
Pablo?
DAMN IT!
This is bad. We're throwing the lead. We're actually really throwing the lead.
Oh my god, she's tired though, that's actually perfect.
They wasted that. Mikey Thomas, I'm throwing straight balls too.
Mikey Thomas, you have to straight ball stop right.
Catch that.
Alright, bases are loaded, this is really bad.
This is really bad.
I just need to strike somebody out.
Oh, fuck yeah.
She don't want to throw a heat top left.
Just strike her out.
Striker out or this is gonna be really bad
Actually beautiful that saves us. I love how she just broke the fourth wall and went
We get two more bad ends too
Stephanie Morgan bro, I'm so confident right now. I'm just gonna hit a straight power shot
I'm so confident we're just gonna throw a straight nuke down the middle
Yes, you don't catch that
I know I've said some choice words about you, but
Elevator pitch
I gotta say right now. I'm not a fan of just enda
The ball keeps going around actually the call time out. I'm gonna call some calls. I'm not we're gonna make a needed switch
Because they always just hit it there
What the fuck was that
One. Speed beats the flow.
Into the gathering goes.
Literally a line drive straight to Ernie,
steal the seven foot demon standing out in the back.
Do you see how tall this kid is?
Step out of the company.
Yep, he's having an asthma attack.
Whiff.
That was about nine miles too early.
Have a slow ball.
Whiff.
Hmm.
Leese has good eyes.
Let's see how good they are. Throw in the heat.
Nice one, Rhys. Nice one, Rhys.
Aww, you're out.
Oh, what am I doing?
What the fuck is happening?
We need one more out and we win the game.
Against probably the worst batter.
I can't do that. I feel like I should be a rule in this game.
She can't half commit and then...
Oh, this is scary.
Oh, he catches it.
Easy way.
It's just, it's just that simple. It's that simple, really.
Well, we unlocked Ekman Acres.
What did I unlock?
Oh, no, I unlocked Gentleman or Symmet Gardens.
What do I, oh, I unlocked Nighttime at Ekman Acres.
I'm not gonna play it, no, you know what I mean.
I kinda wanna run back Playground Commons, the OG map.
The OG map, backyard, I can't do backyard yet, we're pledging, we're doing Playground
I'm going pro, pinch mode, why would I ever do t-ball?
Swing spot, on, we're gonna do vibes,
it's what we're gonna do, we're gonna do a three,
we're gonna do a three inning,
and I'm gonna pick straight vibes, okay?
I'm not going for stats, I'm going who do I like?
I just so happened to very much like Pablo Sanchez.
Yo, primero, yo, muy bien.
Muy bien, Pablo, welcome to the team.
And you already know who we're picking second Vibe pick here
Popo
Johnson there we fucking go buddy next on the vibes list Tony del vacchio
Sneaky Vibe pick Dimitri Petrovich
This Kenny Kawaguchi vibes, I feel like he is bro, but I also think rock meds rocking
on right here.
I gotta pick Ahmed first.
Yeah, dude, Ahmed's really a vibe.
Pete's not a lot.
Chat Pete's not on the fun team, if I'm being honest.
Pete Wheeler's not a vibe.
Listen to him talk.
Yeah, I'm Pete, so I'm not joining your team, then?
No, he's stupid.
Stephanie Morgan's kind of a vibe,
but I also like a Markey DuBois.
My name's Markey, but you can call me Cootie.
Whatever that means, welcome to the team.
I'm going to play.
Pete's fast, we're not picking off stats.
We're picking a Vibe Squad.
Dante's gotta be on it.
Oh yeah baby!
Dante's on the Vibe Squad, he's always on the Vibe Squad.
I was gonna say he's re-survived.
There's some people that never get picked.
Don't tell me you're picking Jorge.
Jorge Garcia never gets picked.
That would be a crazy pick.
First thing I wanna talk about
would kind of contract your offering.
Loser.
I demand that you reconsider.
Not Vibes, not Vibes.
How about a beer?
I'll come up with a good team name for you.
If you help name our band.
Awesome, he's giving me steak in his band.
I appreciate that.
Amir, welcome to the team.
Wait, these kids are older than me.
I just said he was born in 2001.
If you pick me, I'll share some of my lucky bubblegum.
15?
Doesn't make any sense.
Don't come crying.
How was her birthday in 2015?
But the other kids was, Amir Khan was born in 2001.
Doesn't make any sense.
I'm your con's a fucking grown-ass man.
I was the month- month and day.
Oh, sorry.
I could make a custom kid for vibes.
We're gonna make a- we're gonna make a custom character for vibes.
What do we name him? Chat.
Birthday.
I don't really care.
How tall are they?
We'll make you like middle ground and a little and a little bigger right-handed
Pinball head
Skin color
Yeah, that's chat hair style baseball
These are all real rough, these are all real rough, we'll go with that, no glasses, you
can't go glasses, you can go visor, no visor, we'll go headphones because people are watching
those headphones, we're actually going to go ear buds, are those, are those hearing aids,
skill points.
What do I want my chat to be good at?
I would say like running and batting are like a needed.
Pitching will happen a full low.
We have four left.
So just like an even, you want an even player.
I kind of like that.
Like a full even, I'd actually go a little less on fielding.
More on batting and running.
just so chat hits noose finalize all right welcome to the team chat he sucks
at pitching well he's not gonna be a fucking pitcher so it doesn't matter
What is he got to be a good pitcher?
All right, we're gonna have to do some fucking work on this team here. All right chat we have in the back
I'm gonna put us left field
My name it's Vinnie a spin Chenzo Theodore Giovanni Edward MacDonald
Guterrello Vinnie the Gooch for short
Oh, I see.
Why do they call you Sunny Day?
That's because when I was born,
my parents said it was the sunniest day of their lives.
Isn't that sweet?
Eh, sounds mushy to me.
I like the name Rainy.
Yeah, well, you wouldn't be able to play baseball on a rainy day.
Now could you?
Well, you could, but I suppose it wouldn't go as smoothly.
Exactly.
All right, fine.
Your point is taken.
Your name is cool.
Thank you.
I feel like this is fine. I like Amir is our starting pitcher
My hands are already sweaty
I could throw Chad in the pitching
No, that would be bad. All right, let's switch up our lineup. We'll have Chaco like after Pablo actually will have Chaco before Pablo
We need some runners out there.
Dante will actually go first and then we'll do that.
That's a good lineup.
I'm somewhat worried about our defensive capabilities here
and we also gave them a lot better pick.
So this, we really just need to strike people out
because I think if they get the ball out,
it's going to be better.
Because I think if they get the ball out, it's going to be bad.
But you're so accurate.
Easy.
Oh my god, what a fucking hit.
Ricky.
Ricky Johnson.
Dude, maybe we just go straight vibes, teams.
Every time I play, I'm already so confident in this team.
We're going bottom right.
Be fucking full with that.
That's why you don't pick dorky Pete Wheeler,
that fucking loser.
Left hook.
He swings.
Doesn't matter.
Pablo get there.
Pablo, get there. Pablo, get there.
Pablo.
He just went all the way around.
Alright, that's not good. But we're going to need to work on that.
Okay, we're definitely going to need to work on that too.
Even though they fouled, we really can't have them getting this.
I love the right hook from in here, it's so accurate.
Wow, she fucking read that shit.
How about you read this, dork?
She's playing easy hit.
Chat, catch that.
Oh my god, good shit, chat.
Mikey Thomas, this is bad news there.
It's just a short...
He don't, he don't run, he don't keep running, he don't keep running.
We're fine.
Alright, it's just first base. First base two outs. First base two outs though.
We're gonna be down one. Okay, maybe down two. Probably not though.
Bro, don't wanna throw anything but the right hook.
Full left. This girl's body is three fourths legs.
It's like kind of concerning where her organs are.
are like really disturbing why did she keep looking at the camera it's like
she's the only one that does that Street 5 stony delbecchio first up to bat
against his sister he swings and gets a foul ball give him another one somebody
hand this kid a cigarette swing it good ball Tony good ball run there so right
it's straight vibes. Amiya Khan you just gotta get on a base here buddy. Nice
ground up. Boom! Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Really not good.
Oh god. Okay maybe the lineup I have set isn't so good. Power. They don't get there.
They don't get there. Oh my god. Fuck yes. I need you. Okay. I think chat's up next.
Oh no, it's Jante. Shit. Alright, we're gonna throw, we're gonna, we're gonna hit a grounder.
Fucking run, D'Nicholas. Fucking run, D'Nicholas. Oh my god! It's fine. We're a vibe scene. We're
a vibe scene. We're on a special patch. Crazy ball. See it. Nice swing. We're on the heat.
Got him left.
Wow.
Easy.
Get their shot.
Get their pablo.
Really not good.
They got a runner on first, no outs.
And I'm pretty sure they have Keisha next.
Oh, no.
I'm throwing the worst ball of all time.
She's playing for it.
You're stealing! You're stealing!
That's the first I've seen a bot do that.
Good shot.
Look how pissed off she is.
Straight spitball for Ernie Steele here.
Nice hit there, buddy. Beautiful hit by you.
Congratulations, you're out.
And you're about to be out too.
We run up with her, throw the ball.
And she makes it.
Fuck you.
Oh my god, you're wide.
OK.
Don't say I don't know how you messed that.
Kolfi taking the sub.
Who is this?
I've never seen this person.
Oh, dude, Amir's tired.
We got big Tony on the bound now. We got big Tony. Oh, what a f-
Chat. Good chat.
Oh, we gotta hit a nuke. We gotta hit a nuke.
Oh my god, no. Oh wow, he runs like a fucking brick. This is bad.
Oh! No, that would have drilled her in the mouth. I'm confident if that was real life
that would have hit her straight in the face and I would have ran right to first pace,
no problem. Would have knocked her fucking teeth out,
wall. Oh, that's on, that's on the line now. What?
Beautiful, beautiful fucking work there, Pablo. Play, play some, play some.
Look at him, determined, wearing a shirt three sizes too small.
He is an outy bellybutton, it's kind of gross, I'm sorry, that's like almost body shaming.
It's just, it's like straight in your face, it's kind of disgusting.
But he literally has a dad beer gut and he's like 10 years old.
That's a ball.
Yeah, Ricky's getting out.
I'm saying that right now.
I wish I had a fucking plate.
Oh, god, Ricky, that was me, actually.
Beautiful.
I had a sprint the rest of that now I'm tired. We just got to hit a nuke now. Markey Dubois.
Ball. Walk me. Walk me and the next person I hit a nuke with. I had a swing on that.
I swung way too late.
That's bad.
That's getting caught.
One more.
This is their last offense.
It might go up here, though.
I don't know if they do draws.
Oh my god, I thought I caught that.
Keisha ain't making this a second base.
I can tell you that.
Yeah, he's a dead. Throw him that right hook. Throw him that right hook from the top right.
He swings forward every time. Pete Wheeler's head's so big you can't even see the ball
this high. He swings again like a fucking dumbass and then you really switch it up and
you go bottom left. He swings again, Pete Wheeler. You're out buddy.
Oh, sure.
He's throwing a special pitch.
The juice.
Oh, it just gives us more juice.
All right, hook.
She swings.
Easy.
Hey, Keisha, nice try.
Nice try, Keisha.
What made it to the second base if you
could run faster than four miles an hour?
Look at that.
What you.
Mikey Thomas is up.
Mikey Thomas ain't making it into a base either.
What's anger?
What the fuck was that?
I didn't even mean to do that oh my god how did he not get that how did he not
get that Markey I should have dove that's my fault
we're gonna throw the I don't care she swings every time she's gonna break the
fourth wall every time we get there she's right before it's all nice pop fly
there. Yo, why did nobody go for that? Why did nobody go for that? I'm like, you know,
we just need one run. We just need one run here. I'm going to hit a rounder. I like that
ball. That was a bad play. That was a really bad play. I thought I was going to be able
to get all, I thought I was going to get your contact. I hit the wrong line. I'm going to
That's good. That's real good. That's real good. No sprint needed
One on base I need to get through two more and then we could have chat
Please walk Dmitri, I'm so nervous for Dmitri. Please walk him. Oh, no
Amir's got a run a little bit Amir you got a run a little bit there. Okay good
When I was on first and second, I don't know who's up next here. Okay. We got Dante almost at a special tail
That was a good fucking hit that was a good fucking hit. Oh my god, that was a good hit bases loaded bases loaded who is next oh
My god, it's yeah, we have a special. Oh
It's a crazy but
Everybody just run oh my god
run home run home run home run home oh my god five one ggs bro ggs bro what a
grand slam
Playground at night. How do I unlock? Do I have to win every map to unlock fucking super hard mode?
I wanna unlock four stars. That'd be so awesome.
What is backyard dash? Where's my home runs before the timer runs out? I wanna do that one time.
Like what is that even like?
Time limit 90 seconds.
Oh you have to pick a batter? Obviously I'm gonna pick fucking Pablo.
This is just for shits and giggles.
I feel like this was also really good practice to like be able to hit home run.
Yeah, you gotta like swing?
Okay, I think I understand how you had a hunraniere.
Oh, we're trying to see how far I...
Come on, Pablo!
That's good, that's not.
You want to do open? Oh my god, that's a thousand yards out of here. Holy shit. 573, absolute
noot. 40 seconds. That's bad. That was a bad pitch. I feel like you can't, you can't really
get a homerun like
that's good too no 235 what's like the max you could hit like a thousand I mean
we might find out nope that looks like it was going so much further
Throw it
Dude 575 I don't think I would ever beat that bottom left
Hit the ball bottom left, I feel like I gotta hit it squared.
I'm gonna just do that one more time.
One more, one more, one more.
I feel like I did a 10 on runs.
One more.
90 seconds.
That is fucking amazing.
Do you just want to hit it square on?
I feel like you just want to hit it.
I used to think you would have hit it under.
Do you just want to hit the ball?
Like that's all you want to do is just hit the ball right in the middle.
Two-nine.
That's like a lame pitch!
Oh, that is a fucking absolute piss missile into the sky.
That's gonna kill somebody.
Five-seventy-one.
Bro, like you're throwing balls!
That's huge too 572
What's the furthest you can hit
Now bro, like give me a good pitch!
Ah, it's like right here!
What the fuck is that?
Like...
Oh my god, that might be crazy!
That might be crazy. Oh my god! 718! Holy shit!
Oh my god, another one!
737! 737, I've never seen that.
Oh fuck, I throw up.
I throw it. What does it throw up?
Okay, see like I feel like I can't even hit a humrun on this
I'll think I'm every TV 737 I think a thousand possible. I think you can hit a thousand I
Don't know maybe maybe next time that was fun game though. We got to do a challenge with it soon
I'm happy. I finally won the first time we played. I didn't win a single game now. I just want to
But next time we play I got a fucking I gotta do like a challenge of sorts
I'm only a lot of certain players were shut like that pressy think of the five you've thrown on you've thrown league mode to win max
Difficulty Alex Greengate Mason
Can a coffee Matt how I campus Julia
Tez RM and play take it to the sub five seven seven play no bar take it to the sub chat. We're calling out there though
That's W stream. Um, I will be live on Wednesday. I'm not
live tomorrow. I'll be live on Wednesday at like one or two EST. What time is the World Cup game?
It's at three. So I'll probably be live on, I'll probably be live at one on Wednesday. We're gonna
do photonomaly, or no, not photonomaly, that's next week. We're gonna do flash and die and then
we're gonna tune into the World Cup. Thursday we're gonna do Triple T horror game, other random games,
other horror games, shit like that.
Fridays, React, Saturday, Sunday, 18th, 19th, not live.
Next Monday, random games.
Next Tuesday, random games.
Games with the guys potentially next Wednesday, not live.
Next Thursday, photonomaly and other horror games.
Next Friday, React to the charity stream for Albae,
sanctuary, matching, chat, some of us up to 10K.
And then we have a Twitch Trials event coming up,
but I don't know if that's announced.
But we capture that.
We have like a collab with UD,
some React, random games, horror games,
and then I'm flying out for streamer games.
So that'll be code streamed the first and second
This channel and then I might do another collab of sorts or or vlog some other shit
But I'll probably be gone from stream for a little tail
But yeah, it was a fun stream. Hope you guys have fun watching out of fun time streaming
I already posted on the main of the gaming scrubs that outside of that chat. I'll be posting the main gaming philosophy tomorrow
I just won't be live
But yeah, let's fucking fun stream
And who do we raid?
What's the fucking problem with just needs doing speed running
Mr. Peaky's playing chopped up the horror game
No way I
Kind of want to raid mr. Peaky
But yeah, I like to make some of this up Gabe clean and press thank you for the five appreciate y'all
I'll be up fun, and I'll catch you later
Go watch these videos, and I'll see you guys on Wednesday
Appreciate you guys. I'll see y'all soon. We're gonna rate in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Peace.