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Everybody bloody

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How's everybody doing on this fan fucking tastic Monday everybody chat? It is a random game day today

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How are you doing on this fine afternoon evening night morning? Whatever time it is for you?

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I don't really care. Anyways finish the song. No, bro. That song's long as fuck

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I'm not finishing the song. I already paused it. It just ruined the vibe. If I just re-pick it up where I left off, I would have to fully restart the song. Anyways, chats. We have a few things we're doing today, okay?

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We're starting out with a game called Creature Kitchen. We've been meaning to play this for quite some time. I've had this on the docket for about a month.

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We're gonna play it today. I think it's like two hours long. It's like a cooking horror game where

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animals from the wilderness

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Order food and you have to go out into the wilderness to get it

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I've been told that it's more vibey than it is scary, but we'll see it's supposed to have like a psychological horror aspect

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Then we're gonna hop into a game called sheriff looper

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Which is like a 2d horror game about a sheriff that has to like save people from like alien abductions or some shit

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And then we're either going to hop into channel for midnight or ice cream man

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and then

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We're gonna end stream with chat nothing, but the best game ever

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Or nothing other than the best game ever backyard baseball

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We're gonna win today chat trust me. We're gonna if we don't win. We're gonna have a vibey team. I'm very excited. I'm very excited

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Not confirmed. I might eat an edible on the back end of today's stream. I

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I was thinking about it and I was like people keep trying to have an eating edible on stream in about two weeks

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Maybe more

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That's not true at all

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That's not true at all. I actually know that is probably true

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I got drunk on stream though like five days ago for that challenge a

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Bong hell no it probably be a THC drink or an edible one of the two your asset backyard baseball

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Bro, I was watching Ludwig play yesterday and I've come to the conclusion that you have to constantly tell yourself like he was saying

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You got to constantly tell yourself to swing low

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So if the ball if the ball comes in I have to hit it from the bottom

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Or it'll just top of the ball like in golf and then it'll fucking line drive it to them

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And they'll just catch it and I'm also playing the hardest bots in the game

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So it's not easy. So I want to get good at it

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Have a Zen? No, I don't have Zens.

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Uh, Sinks and Echo for the Sub-Stuart, take over the 3, take over right now, can't take over the 3,

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so all players have been trying to beat getting over it for 40 hours.

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How long did it take you?

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Smallfrize has been playing getting over it for 40 hours? I don't know, we could say.

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Oh wait, getting over it or get to work?

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Oh, I never beat getting over it.

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I never beat getting over it.

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So, I don't know.

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I, I, no, I thought you were saying get to work.

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I was gonna say get to work took me like six hours, five hours.

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Um, that's crazy, 40 hours.

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I'm going to go eat and travel, bro.

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Yo, no.

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Bro, 40 hours long,

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not ending stream until I beat getting over it.

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in life for 44 hours.

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Yeah, I would have given up, bro.

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I had a friend that did a challenge called playing Valorant

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until I hit gold.

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And he started at unranked, and he streamed for like 20 hours

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and then gave up.

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Because it's like, I feel like getting over,

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it's pretty disheartening because it's like a rage Foddy

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in game, or it's the Foddy in game, technically.

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But like Valorant, dude, I would do a stream like that.

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When you guys were like, would you ever do a marathon?

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I'm like, fuck no.

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I would do something along the lines of playing a game

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until I hit a certain rank.

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But the problem is like,

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you could just be stuck in Doom queue.

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Like that's the issue with ranked play,

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especially for Valorant.

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Like if you're playing Valorant,

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like say you start in silver and you're going,

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I'm playing Valorant, I hit Diamond.

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Like you're gonna be lose,

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you're just gonna lose like five games in a row

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and you're gonna sit there and go,

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oh my God, that's another fucking three hours

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to just get back to where I was.

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I feel like it would be easier, do it in Elden Ring.

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I would not do, oh, oh dude, what a great stream idea.

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Nobody's ever done it, playing Elden Ring until I beat it.

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Wait, actually dude, that is the craziest thing

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you've ever come up with.

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I've never even thought about that.

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No streamers ever done that before.

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Holy fuck, playing Elden Ring until they beat it.

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What a good idea.

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That's so original.

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That's so original.

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It's not like every streamer on the platform

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I was on that challenge.

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Oh, here's another one.

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I, oh my God, wait, here's a chat.

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Why don't I play, why don't I play every Dark Souls game until I beat it?

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Oh.

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I'd rather die.

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Those are, those games are horrid.

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Anyways.

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Cal JJ called Junior Pale, Kyson, Nolan, Naj, D.W. Hecken, Waff and Nolan for the 7LV,

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Think of the 3, you make that day, can you spend the globe?

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One that in a challenge one that in a geoguessor challenge how to pay $500 of import tax

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Worth it

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Lexi thank you for the thousand buddies. I don't know if you remember me a few days ago. I was telling you about my dad

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I really messed my accident. He hurt me

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I want to meet up and talk, but I don't know what to do

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Do you have any advice?

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If you're meeting up with him for closure, I think that's fine

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If you're meeting up with him to get back together with him

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I think that may be a bad play, but I also don't know you or what happened or him Matt take even a thousand betties

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Now that Norway's gone. Who is your bet to get the World Cup final France?

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Gin taking the three samurai. No, she or I'll think of the sub can't think of the three already with that

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Vape and Taylor from the sub the stars say next tail

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Take of the sub Nellie out take of the three. What are we getting late also the Vod with Jack was fired next time?

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We hang we should record a video to who are you?

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The fuck are you next time we hang we should record a video the fuck are you?

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Bizarre thinking of the thousand buddies love your streams in the Air Force try to be a streamer any tips

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I've made a lot of videos about streamer tips. Just look up Joe Bart streamer tips will probably pop up

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But overall, it's really just trial and error. Also, thank you for your service.

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X loving taking the 3. Random grown ass woman replying to my comment with a video,

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shouting if you mean because I said calling a trans woman a male woman would come off as transphobic.

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X would do take it with a sub, hit ice and 10 take it with a sub, Black Sea take it with a 5,

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gift it's cool. KB and Glacier take it with a 3, Scoob Levi take it with a tier 2,

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Chris 208, 06, Chaco, Valorous Fish for the sub, Manly take it with a 3.

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Cammy, it's Pineapple, Missy, Nove, Graphic, Got, and Logic for the sub.

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Galliotech for the sub. Lexie, thank you for the 1,000, DT, I'll be through shit.

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Finally, hearing and acknowledge helps me more than you can tell.

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Thank you, Ocin, thank you for the 5.

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Spurred by Uncle and Vacation will play golf now.

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Impressed and getting drunk. Do you have anything similar happening to you?

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Nope.

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Look, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.

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Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.

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It's a deck for the sub kill. Thank you for the sub TT.

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Thank you for the 3. Love the stream. Appreciate it.

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Cyber and FNAF for the sub. Colby, Max, I'm it's Tony.

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Thank you for the 3. Second stream I've caught.

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Welcome to the stream waffle Liam and geek thank you to sub JJ and call for the sub junior for the sub

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Honey for the sub TT thank you to the three

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Mr. Thank you to the three lexie thank you to the ten gifted take them if you get a something give the ten gift

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It's my girlfriend and best friend died after a car accident a few weeks ago ripping the chat

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I'm still recovering it from it. I miss every say or miss her every single day

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I can't stop thinking about her but watching you makes it so much better

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Well, I'm glad I'm able to help man, but I'm sorry for the loss of your girlfriend and your best friend. That's truly sad. I

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Wish you the best genuine. I'm sorry. You're going through that

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Nolan Woff, DW for the sub, Nick for the sub,

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Lyren for the three, Monika for the three,

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Happy Birthday, yeah boy, take it for the five.

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I have your stream in the background,

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deep cleaning my PS5, Blake for the sub,

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D.B. and Shronky for the sub, Kenny for the sub,

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deep cleaning your PS5.

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How fucking dirty is your PS5?

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Bro, Chris the other day was like,

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I gotta go fucking blow out my PC.

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Do you guys like dust off the inside of your PC often?

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Like, I'm looking at the inside of my, like my PC isn't that dusty.

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Like twice a year, I've never dusted the inside of my PC.

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I'll, I'll, I'll take off the dust panels and blow those out.

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Like actually I gotta do that.

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Hold up, like this.

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Like this is dirty.

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Oh, that's really bad.

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Should I go do that real quick?

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I'm not.

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I'm not.

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I'm not.

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It's like I'm really bad.

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That's about all I do is that fine is my PC okay if I just do that

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Like, bro, it gets all of it.

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Your PC's gonna explode?

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No, it won't.

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Oh, fuck.

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How do you put this back on?

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Yo, anybody remember?

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This is probably for OGs.

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A lot of you guys are newer fans of me.

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on. You know, anybody remember, this is probably for OGs. A lot of you guys are newer fans

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of me. When I changed setup rooms, I had to pick up my PC and I shattered the class and

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it fell into my GPU. And that was like really bad. That's not OG. It's not OG, but it's

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It's like, I mean, bro, a lot of people don't remember that shit.

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Now, I don't even know if I still have a picture of that.

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I have my whole glass thing, I pick it up, place it down,

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and it just goes, psh.

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And I verbally go, no!

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Like, as loud as I can because it shatters,

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and I hear it in the GPU.

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Like, I hear it fall into the GPU, and I go, oh my God.

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So there's still glass in my 4090.

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Wait, I gotta check the top one now.

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Oh my God, now I'm cleaning my computer.

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Wait, we gotta check the top one

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and then we'll start Creature Kitchen.

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This one's fine.

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Like this one's not as bad.

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On God, that dust just tasted like weed, on God, that dust just tasted like joint smoke.

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I think that's like literally just like tar from the joints.

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All right, we're good now when you put the air buster actually this one's empty throughout

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the trash.

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Now we're good.

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Smoke it now.

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You're going to break something.

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What would you guys do if you heard the glass shatter?

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No!

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Oh no!

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You would laugh?

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Bro, I'd have to end stream.

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I'd have to, cause it would fall into the GPU fan.

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That was the worry when that happened.

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And I remember I called Brady

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and he's like set up the camera

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and I'm tilting the PC and you just hear

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And Brady goes, yeah, that's not good.

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Yeah, that's not good.

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That's, are you able to see it?

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And I'm like, no.

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And I'm tilting the PC back and forth.

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And it's just going, it sounds like Legos, like rolling around.

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And he's like, yeah.

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Turn it on.

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I'm like, OK.

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Turn it on.

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He's like, are you hearing it?

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Chip or anything?

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I'm like, nope.

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He goes, well, just don't move it.

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It's real for the three currently watching at work to listen to thank you for the thousands of these Colby vexie

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And demarian take of the three remember during the 420 sure to be sure some of the joints that can affect a PC

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And it says yeah, maybe that's why Pb on Zezo thinking for the sub Lexie thinking that there's 25 gifts Lexie plays

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Wyd Z minty Pb on Zez thinking for the sub kit Joe's thinking for the five gift

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It's dim nmo Jackson and dyb taking the thousands of these over your fall guys crushes out Joe's and jay taking for the sub pk

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Monkey thinking for three. What's your favorite anime?

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They don't have any.

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Ever think of the five,

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once he has to think of the thousand bitties,

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has the pineapple tattoo doing good.

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Brick and not think of the sub.

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Bot Kenya, play think of the sub.

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You'll be thinking of the five.

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East think of the three,

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but it's up for three and a half years.

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I never said best curious how Daisy's been.

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We haven't seen her in a while.

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She's all right.

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Richard Cameron's for the sub.

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Ronnie and Kel, think of the sub.

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Cash, true it.

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Think of the thousand bitties,

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or 10,000 bitties.

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Don't say bets right now, chat.

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I got it up into the game,

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but thank you for the 10 day bitties, true it.

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Hope you have a good day.

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700 France to win the curve World Cup. What do you say? That's probable

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I have a bet for France to win the World Cup right now. I have a thousand dollars on France to win the World Cup

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All my other bets have missed every single other one all the UFC bats all the Norway bats

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The messy Argentina goal bats

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Those are all gone. The only one left is France

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That's it, that's a sign to quit gambling

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Mods band that guy lucid for the sub don't pay in that guy. I'm kidding

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Thanks, thank you for the five. You got me through my grandma's debt for the chat. I'm sorry for your loss

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She's very close to me. Uh, and she would call me Logan bearer. She was the best

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Lucid K7 ghosting doubtful. I'm sorry for your loss, man. Hold up

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I'm pinning that. Oh actually bro, don't put dude do that

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Actually, I'm just going to copy this message and I'm going to make it.

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Boom. There we go.

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All right.

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Lock in, Chat.

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First game of the day.

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First game of the day.

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We're playing Creature Kitchen.

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Creature Kitchen.

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Taking out a sub only.

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I feel bad.

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Pancake and big for the sub.

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Go to Duh and NBM for the sub, serve for the sub.

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Chat followers.

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Followers, be on your best behavior.

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Be on your best behavior, it'll get thrown back and sub only in 0.2 seconds.

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Be on your best behavior.

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I hate hay-walling, but I usually have to.

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Creature Kitchen, let's go.

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Fiddle, why are you typing chubby bunny?

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I thought you were saying do the chubby bunny challenge.

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Wait, I love the music in this game.

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Hold up, everybody shut up.

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Listen.

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Holy five.

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This is supposed to be a scary game.

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All right.

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What's my monitor?

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What's my monitor?

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I don't know, I don't know what my monitor is.

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Fuck, cancel, we'll just do a default.

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Oh, I think that's my monitor.

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4C40P361, yeah.

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Is that right cap?

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No, not on cap, that would be bad.

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Stream shake?

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50%.

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Not a big fan of screen shake.

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Music?

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Music? Love it? Gotta turn it down a little bit.

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Subtitles? Sure.

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Miscellaneous? Lights flickering? Sure.

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Maybe an epilepsy warning? Don't know if we need it.

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I've never played the game. Don't mind, says Rizum.

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Have I played the game?

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I've never played this game.

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New game.

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Pre-played?

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Oh, it just spawns me in the same spot.

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Why do they have a fucking Resume Game button?

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F for flashlight. Creature Kitchen, by the way.

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Forgot to say the name of the game.

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This is really disturbing already.

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I hear a little owl.

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A little Vaan owl.

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He had to protect me, of course.

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I'm following the light.

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Fireflies, never see those anymore, chat.

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Never see those, hold shift to run.

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I hate it.

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Was there a basket for fish? Shift to run. Is this my house? As I was saying though,

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you never see fireflies anymore, chat. They all died. Not all of them, but many of them.

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Mushroom. What do I do with this? Mushroom discovered.

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Push room discoverer

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The other doors is my house

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Make this place not creepy as fuck read me, please in a minute

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All right, all that's locked water

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All right, let's meet this

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Hello, my dear. Thank you for looking after my home on such short notice. Oh, so I'm like a home sitter

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My departure must be very concerning. Keep them fed and you should have nothing to worry about. Who's them?

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If you need some ideas for meals, keep an eye out. There should be a recipe card or there should be recipe cards scattered about.

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Take care and remember to make good memories.

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Hug hug.

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First ex-kiss.

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I don't know.

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Magnet.

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Oh Brady your res is 250 256 not that I don't think it really matters

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This game I think is in this I

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Don't think it'll be full screen Brady. I think it's meant to be like this you know what I mean. I

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Don't think there's a way I

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Don't think there's a way that I could do that hold up

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It does matter.

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Well, there's no fucking option for it.

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What word do I spell?

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What's the daily word, ol'?

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Scary.

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Did that unlock the bridge for me?

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for me? Scary. Nope, it does nothing. Recipe guards. Toast. I need a recipe for toast.

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Notes of heavens, this is easy to ban. Luckily, my oven knows how to create just about anything.

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Pancakes, french fries, mistake. That's all I make, french toast, all this other shit

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What's this?

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Cooking basics.

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And press everybody, we're dying trying.

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Dying trying.

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I see what they did there.

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Oven.

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Every meals plate is made by placing ingredients in the oven.

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Close the door to inform the unit your offerings are ready.

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Offerings?

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Like it's a fucking sacrifice?

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Be patient and linger not long near the void of creation.

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If you need to slice an ingredient, a knife is your best bet.

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For the safety of your countertop, always use a cutting board.

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Whatever it takes you, put the knife down.

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Hold up.

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All right, hold up.

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Lock in.

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What does that person say?

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You sound so gay, it's so obvious

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that's why your name is Joe.

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It doesn't make any sense, but alright.

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Blend ingredients once placed in a bowl.

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Make sure to mix in consistent direction.

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Should you need to empty the bowl, use the spring-loaded...

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I got a lock in, not unlocksing.

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Blend ingredients once placed in a bowl.

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Make sure to mix in consistent direction.

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Should you need to empty the bowl, use the spring-loaded plate beneath to eject its contents.

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Tie up your ingredients to bring out the savory flavors.

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Once the oil stops popping in the pan,

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flip it, cut the other side,

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and catch an emergency vent to be used for self-defense

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so I can kill somebody with a pan.

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Okay.

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Well, what do I do first?

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I see all the ingredients and stuff that we have.

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What is an idol?

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I just got an egg sandwich recipe.

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Love to see that.

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We got it in here.

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Oh, another recipe.

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Can I drop that?

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How do I drop that?

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All right, well, we're gonna put that down there.

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Peanut butter and jelly recipe?

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Should we just scan the house for recipes right now?

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We got tomatoes and broth, we got sugar in there.

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Oh, and God, I just heard somebody knocking.

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Example, once nothing, this is an example.

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Take a photo of a creature to learn what meal they want.

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Feed each creature a handful of different meals

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to become friends.

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When you earn three hearts, you'll be gifted a key.

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So the goal of the game is to serve the animals

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what they want, and then eventually they'll give me a key

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and I can unlock another part of the house.

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Like maybe another room or something.

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She loves the music of the winds.

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Always chittering beneath the porch,

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seems to think he owns the place.

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I don't know how people consider these little guys past, they always clean the floor for me.

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I'll never turn down a dimly lit kick nick by the river.

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If you're quick enough, you might catch a glimpse of this little demon.

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Sure likes making messes in the pantry.

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Best not to move the boxes, I think it's stressful when things change.

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This thing's been here a long time.

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Are these all the animals that I have to serve?

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Like what am I supposed to do with this information?

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They're fucking 16 different animals.

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Oh, hell no, chat.

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Is this like a man to the adventurer?

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Where there's like a bunch of puzzles.

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Close that for a minute.

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Chat, I already know how to open this because I'm a fucking Uber genius when it comes to

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puzzle games.

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Um, hold up.

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9...1...9-1-7-4.

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Oh!

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Crackers.

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Yeah.

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And an Alfredo recipe.

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Should I move my camera down so it shows which recipes we're getting?

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Why not?

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people complain about that. That's more of a YouTube comment complaint. He didn't

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move his chat box. I couldn't see anything. Oh my god. Why don't you get a

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preset, Joe? Then you'd be able to drag all your stuff down. It's so much easier

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than what you're doing. Don't care. Boom. Boom. Lock in. Let's go. We have an Alfredo

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recipe. Should we go down this creepy avenue? What's that? Cheese and crackers recipe. Okay,

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I'm getting a shitload of recipes, but I ain't got no customers. So who am I supposed to

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served. That's definitely another recipe. Oh my god spaghetti and meatballs. There's

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the camera that I have to take a picture. Should I pick that up? Right click to take

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a picture. I'm gonna need to take a picture of the animals to know if they want. Should

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I try to find all the recipes first? That's a ghost lock. Nothing. Alright let's go down

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I'm at Creepy Avenue they said there was somebody down here but I best not

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disturb them was the words there's so much that is this like infinite

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I feel like I hear like a fucking UFO landing, I'm going to sprint, okay, okay, okay, okay,

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okay, let's just, let's relax, wait they said best not to serve them, should I not be walking

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in here or should I not be walking in here, should I turn around, I don't know if I should

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turn around right now leave well what if there's something at the end

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we're gonna get out of here that was nice all right awesome that was a fun

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time I don't remember what the fuck's down there though didn't it say if you're

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quick enough you might catch a glimpse of this little demon. Oh and then I could

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take a picture of it.

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Nope.

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What some shit out of gravity falls boober

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So I got a picture of that now can I get in what he wants how does that work how do I go look at my photos

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How do I how do I play this game? I feel like I'm a dumbass right now like I don't understand

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I don't understand what I need to do. I just took a picture of Goober.

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Oh now what? I don't know what he said what he wants.

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Three tastes of Italy. What are we at a fucking Olive Garden buddy? It's my first recipe asked for

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toast come on do I have to give him that right now I don't even know if I have

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three tastes of Italy or is three tastes of Italy spaghetti and meatballs

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Alfredo and french fries I don't have three tastes of Italy all right we got

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to find an easier animal there should be a little rat fuck down

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Maybe from afar.

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Nope, we gotta find an easier animal to serve.

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Let's go outside.

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So I gotta go fucking take a picture of something and then bring it what it wants.

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I know there's something down here.

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I remember seeing this.

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Also, what is this area?

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Yeah, creepy.

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Oh.

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Ah!

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Get the fuck out of here, bro!

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What do you want?

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Oh my god, it's a little raccoon.

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He lives down there.

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What is he like?

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Two sandwiches.

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Oh, what type of sandwich?

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Does it matter?

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I could give him two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, or just title sandwich.

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Any sandwich, alright.

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I kind of want to make him an egg sandwich.

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Two slices of bread and a fried egg.

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Roja said it's not the most exciting breakfast.

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That's the best breakfast. What are we talking about?

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We're like in eggs.

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Oh, shit.

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Wait, can I not make eggs?

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I have peanut butter...

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...and bread.

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He's gonna get two butts, cause he scared me.

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Do I have to toast them? I don't think so.

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It's not the most exciting graph it's easy to make.

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I don't think I even need to toast them.

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The problem is, I don't have eggs.

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Do you think I have eggs?

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Out of a fridge?

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Probably not.

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Why is maple syrup under the sink?

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Meatball sub-recipe.

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Maybe that's three tastes ahead of the egg.

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Sugar.

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Fuck.

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Uh, I don't think I have jelly either.

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How do I get in? I have to get- Oh god, should we just do the first one then?

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I think we have to go- I think we have to go in a row.

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I think I'm skipping steps here.

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Loves the music of the winds.

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No way they just appear.

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Fuck, bro. Fuck you.

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Any two meals, uh, wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Toast. How do I make toast? How do you make toast

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in this game and I'll have a fucking toaster.

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What?

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That was a mistake.

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I thought that was toast.

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Is it just one slice of bread is toast?

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But it doesn't matter it doesn't matter that's actually good because it said any two meals so I just got to bring

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You little fucker

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Get over here

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How do I get him to come out?

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Alright, let's go bring the crow toast.

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Here you are, and I have one more for you as well.

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I have one more.

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Do you enjoy the toast? You give me a heart. How about this?

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One more?

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On small, turn back around, sir.

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On small, turn back around.

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Mr. Crow.

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I'm small there we are I have a mistake for you and a gift so it's where did you

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get that where was that where do you where were you holding that wash that

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off. Hey! Got him! Alright, now we can open this up. Now I should be able to make an egg sandwich.

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Or just sandwiches. Ooh. What are we doing with your eggs? We have a lot of butter.

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We have a lot of butter and raw meat. But I think we're supposed to go in order,

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So that's what I'm gonna do

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See different creatures when you earn three hearts you'll be gifted a key. I didn't even get three hearts

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That was one and they just gave me a key

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Once to sandwiches, okay, so we got to do the raccoon next

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They're jamming here. Do you think jam would be refrigerated?

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Ooh, do you think I can make jam in the blender?

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Why is it question mark slop?

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I'm going to throw that out, we'll throw that in there with some sugar.

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That's how you make a jam, yes?

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The whole bag.

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jam. Knew it! Oh my god. Do you need to toast the bread for a pita jack?

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No. It's just two bread slices and pita butter. But how do I, where was the assembly board? How do

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I assemble? Oh, you just put everything in the oven.

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The can of jam? What's happening to the glass? Where's the peanut butter at?

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And HUSSA!

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Beautiful. Perfect, some would say. Could not be better at PB and JAG.

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Alright, let's go give this to him and then we'll make the egg sandwich.

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If you scare me, I'm going to be very upset with you, Mr. Raccoon.

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Where are you?

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How do I get him to come out?

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Huh.

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I know he lives down here.

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There's so much stuff outside.

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You got to take a picture, just drop it, but he's not here.

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Well, if another little predator comes over and steals it, now we wait.

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Take a picture.

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I don't think...

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Nah, he's just crawling around like a gobling.

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Is he gonna go pick that up?

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Oh, you're eating out of your hands. Why are you running away, dude?

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I'm just giving you a peanut butter and jelly, bro. Come on.

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All right, we're going to make a mag sandwich next.

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We'll switch it up a little bit.

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Can't be making the same thing over and over again here.

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Bread slice and a fried egg. That's super simple.

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Oh, yeah, dude, this is how I would make an egg at home. Flip it!

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Fuck.

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I'm just not even going to move it.

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Ready?

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Left.

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It's that easy chat first try.

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Throw that in the oven.

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Two slices of bread.

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Throw that in the oven. Two slices of bread. Easy.

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Couldn't be cleaner.

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Egg sandwich? Where'd that tomato come from?

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Where did the tomato come from? I did not throw that in the oven.

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That just happened to exist. Where are you, little fucker? Come here.

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Come here.

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Eat that.

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You better give me a key.

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Uh-huh, now drop it.

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Where are you going?

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What?

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I love that guy, he's just cute.

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Do another recipe for the mouse, cheese.

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Cheese for the mouse.

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He wants three snacks with cheese three different snacks with cheese cheese and crackers definitely

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What else has cheese?

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Meatball sub Alfredo

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Probably Alfredo do we have pasta though? Oh

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God these are hard things cheese slice and cracker let's do that

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Cheese slice and crackers first, okay sorry a little hard cheese slice we need three slices

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of cheese, box of crackers, boom, next what do I need I need flour and water, I know we

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We got flour and then we got water in that cabinet over now.

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Cheese and crackers, a wonderful meal for Gordon Ramsay.

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The mouse doesn't know.

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Come get it.

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There you are.

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I can't see him eat it.

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I'm sorry, he doesn't want me to be there while he eats it.

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He's a shy eater.

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He liked it.

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Dough.

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I don't know how to make it though.

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Dough, tomato sauce, tomato and salt, and a cheese slice.

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Tomato and salt.

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Do we have salt?

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Or tomatoes? Where the fuck do we get tomatoes?

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We got tomatoes in this fucking...

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Oh, we got pasta here.

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And salt.

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Yeah, I think it was outside there were tomatoes.

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Nah, I don't think they're in the fridge. I think they're strawberries.

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I wanna know what's in that fucking shed.

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I haven't wandered around this house either.

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Oh, no. We got a power brick.

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Oh, I probably just fucked some shit up.

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That might have been stupid.

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in the cabinet? Yeah, we're boys now, right? Are you afraid of me still or how's that going?

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Okay. They're in the drawer. Oh, they are.

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Uh, it's tomato and salt.

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Oh, I'm gonna be quick with this. And then we just need

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Okay, I need a cheese slice.

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No, that's Brad. Cheese.

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Pizza. Ew!

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I thought it would be a good looking slice. That shit looks terrible.

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Oh my God!

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What's the last thing?

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There's like Alfredo, pasta, and cheese sauce. Milk and a cheese wedge.

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Give me a milk. What are you doing?

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Hey! Oh my God. Lighten up my feet.

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Wait, I don't have any more cheese.

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Where does one acquire more cheese? This isn't even horror, bro. It's a fucking fun game. It's a fuck.

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Why do people do that? Why do people do that?

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Bro this shit isn't even scary dog. I took fucking I took

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Literally four doses of Jeter assuming that I would be tripping balls freaking out right now

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I literally took 23 bed of drill to watch the Jovart stream expecting to be scared out of my fucking skin

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Dividey game

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I forget what I needed she's in no

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What's in there?

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Huh?

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A whole cheese wedge?

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Naaaaaah!

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I'm like why am I slicing cheese?

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Yo, Devryde!

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Think of the 10 gifted subs!

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Think of the 10 gifted dragon blob fantastic midi g-wilb hunter g-reaper p4 I'm stealing

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OP Harper.

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J. King, Ben, T.K. Yo, Mick, Sir, Pancake, Big, K. Seven, Goddard for the sub, or Ghoston for the sub, Kill and Rhyme for the sub, East by the three.

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It's up to three and a half years, I already read that.

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William for the sub, Monica, Peggy for the three, D.R. and Jan, Jack for the sub, Chatlongan.

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We have cheese sauce and we need pasta.

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If you think I'll throw that in the oven, though?

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I feel like that'd be something you'd come up with a plan.

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I guess not.

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Now this little rat guy needs to give me a key.

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Come out here.

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You gotta act like you don't see him.

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He gets pee shy.

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Drop me a key.

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You better throw that key out.

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Tom and Jerry yeah, that's what I thought I would have gotten a fucking comedically large mallet and smash your head in if you didn't

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The pride taking the five giftants

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So I'm gonna hold another room

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What is moving in here

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Who the hell are you? Pants? You look like a little ghost creature. Chloe, thank you

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for the five gifts. Thank you for the five gifts. What? He wants one specific dish.

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Shhh.

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Took me a while to figure out what this one wants, so I keep this favorite snack stashed away from the other critters.

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Stashed away from the other...

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Whoa, that's...

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Is this like a puzzle?

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Apple Pie, do you think that's the thing that he wants?

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That would be stashed away from the other critters.

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cookies. Another puzzle of sorts. Sunshine to clouds to rain. I feel like you go cloud

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chat let me cook cloud rain thunderstorm sun cloud terrain

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oh my god now Sunday showers expected

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clouds rolling in Monday rain shower Tuesday showers Wednesday shower

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Shower, shower, thunder, store, cloud, shower, shower.

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Thunder, store.

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Blueberry pie.

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See, do you think he wants pie?

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Like, how do I know what this fucker wants?

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The little, the little, the little, the little, the little

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dance guy.

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I got a chocolate ice cream recipe in a book.

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A bunch of boxes.

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Oh, they said don't move those.

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Isn't there something, isn't there like a little figure

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upwards here that doesn't like that.

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Happy wanderings, my dear.

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I feel my or rather our friends in the shadows

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holding trepidation in their hearts.

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Farewells are a challenge I'm quite loathe

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to be the proctor of.

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Looking at dancing pale eyes, a question lingers.

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How did I arrive?

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Many dozens of crescents have soar above

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to the point those memories are blurred.

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A question that needs answering sooner than later

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for this family.

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Gonna make any sense there.

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I'll tell you that right now.

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Strawberry ice cream.

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There's a lot of ice cream recipes going on here.

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Got anything in there?

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A little chocolate bar, chocolate chip cookies.

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A lot of stuff in there I'll just bring it for right now.

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How do I know what this little dance

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with the pants figure wants?

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You can't just tell me.

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You can do little charades with your feet.

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Now.

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Took me a while to figure out what he wants,

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so I keep his favorite dish stashed away

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from the other critters.

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make any sense all these things are stashed away he's the last one he's not

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the last one I feel like I just ignore him right now I feel like I ignore his

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ass dimly lit picnic by the river I'll be back

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Fucking dark void in that doghouse take a candle

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You're right. Hey, what are you doing on my fucking voice buddy get out of here?

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I can't take the candle.

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Maybe there's a candle already out there.

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It's a thunderstorm and I'm walking outside right now.

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This is probably a bad play.

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I'm like, what's that for, fish?

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What?

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Dance with the pants?

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What a...

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Mushroom stir fry.

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What is this guy doing over there?

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Little mushroom jar.

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How am I supposed to make this dimly wet?

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Wait.

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I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it.

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Or do you think I need to just put mushrooms in that basin for her?

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Oh right click together fireflies?

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I lost the camera.

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What's your little frog?

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Hopper.

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He's gonna want some gross shit.

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Bugs in his food.

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I hear ya.

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The little pants guy just ran away. Oh, that's what oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god

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Why was I trying to figure out what the pants guy wants his fucking face is right there? Whatever he wants is in there

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So I have to get the key for that he wants two dishes from the yard

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One of them was from the yard that I just picked up what did I just pick up?

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Mushroom stir-fry and then I got to find another one from the yard

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Did I threw yeah the cameras over there all right let's find another one from the yard

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Do we have another one from the yard, I don't know if I picked up any other recipes from around here

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And when he says yard does he mean just outside or like yard yard

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This game's cozy, it is. It's like a horror game, but it's not. Like, it's a horror game. It's horrifying.

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I think I need to wander until I find another recipe. I don't know if I'm able to cross that river.

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I can't. I need to not fuck with me to get maximum.

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And like I'm not understanding this I feel like this would give me a recipe is

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this like coffee

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and then there's there's this here that needs like a shovel

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oh mushroom soup so maybe I give mushroom soup mushroom stir fry do you

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Do you think that would be fine?

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Mushrooms sliced pasta and butter, that's so easy.

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Problem, um, I don't have pasta.

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Oh!

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Back rooms, I forgot.

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How can I forget about the back rooms?

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Go up to the door and hold E.

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What, next door?

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Here's the next one.

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S-S-S-S-S!

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Hey! Hey!

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I'm calling a fucking exterminator

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The mushrooms gone the mushrooms find the mushrooms find the drives down. Let's get another one. I

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Didn't know the rats would come out and eat it after they were already satisfied satisfied these look trippy

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Tripled up

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Weird mushrooms.

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Butter and then what was it?

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Pasta.

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All right, I can't drop it.

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If I drop it, it'll come in again.

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You can just go to your password and get mushrooms.

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I don't know, but they said they wanted something

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from the yard, so I'm like, do I have to get them

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from the yard?

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I think it's just a recipe from the yard.

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Jacob, they gave him the five gifts.

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I hope he likes mushroom stir-fry.

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You fuck with that? He dead.

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Alright, we need one more.

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I didn't know there's mushrooms in here.

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Oh my god, there's so many mushrooms in here. There's nothing we need in the pantry.

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Oh, no, they'll come eat that on the ground.

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Can't put anything on the ground.

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Mushroom, we have another mushroom recipe.

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Mushroom soup.

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Broth mushroom slice and a potato slice.

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Was it one mushroom slice?

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No, two.

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Potatoes are in here.

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Oh, was it a whole potato?

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Wait.

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No, it's just potato slice.

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The fucking lights are flickering for what?

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Bro, I'm not Reaper for spamming a secret recipe job.

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I don't even have the ingredients that you're saying right now.

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And also, you're just like googling stuff and then sending it to me.

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Done boss? You're not a mob, steady.

01:00:01.180 --> 01:00:02.180
Yubi-yuki!

01:00:05.180 --> 01:00:07.180
I used to go retrieve it.

01:00:07.180 --> 01:00:09.180
And he brings it back.

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Bye, thank you, kinda.

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I hope this unlocks the the ghost. Oh, no, it unlocks the freezer. Now I can make ice cream.

01:00:19.940 --> 01:00:30.300
Literally just ice. Vanilla ice cream. I have every ice cream recipe under the sun now. Oh my god,

01:00:30.300 --> 01:00:38.740
three tastes of Italy. Now, do you think three tastes of Italy just means three Italian dishes?

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This is a meatball sub?

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Spaghetti and meatballs.

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No.

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Do you take a meatball sub? I feel like Alfredo.

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Spaghetti and meatballs.

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And then something else.

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Ground beef, raw steak and salt.

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I got salt in here Peter thank you for the five subs

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I appreciate the gift, it's tomato and salt, tomato and salt in here.

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These are very easy recipes to do, which is nice.

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And then the pasta, which is now gone.

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Well, I ever run after certain things, what if I just keep fucking up?

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And how do I get him to come eat it?

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Watch this fucking area, and I just throw it in that room.

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Because if the rat's coming eat it, I'm gonna be fucking pissed off.

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Alfredo's not Italian.

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Well, I feel like Alfredo's more Italian than fucking meatball sub.

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You know?

01:02:03.920 --> 01:02:20.120
All right, what's a what's his pizza and Italian dish?

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What's an Italian dish outside of spaghetti and meatballs?

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Pizza's Italian.

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So go.

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So we'll do the flour.

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No, it's flour and water.

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Where do I have flour?

01:02:31.080 --> 01:02:34.080
No, it's flour and water. Where do I have flour?

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I thought there- Okay, I got this water.

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Italian? Yeah, bro, but I'm not knowing what the fucking ghost named Glorb in the fucking back rooms considers three tastes of Italy. Okay?

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Tomato sauce.

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I

01:03:07.820 --> 01:03:09.820
What

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Cheeslice

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Second taste of Italy here

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I should just do the retoil apart.

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I'll solve all of these problems.

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He ain't gonna like this, bro.

01:03:41.080 --> 01:03:43.080
He'll say, this is a New York slice.

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This is an Italian.

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He did like it.

01:03:54.080 --> 01:03:56.080
Oh, two-way door. Fancy.

01:03:56.860 --> 01:04:00.560
Now do we do Alfredo or a meatball sub?

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I feel like Alfredo is more Italian than a fucking meatball sub. A meatball sub is like the biggest like big city living

01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:15.120
Like this is definitely more Italian cheese sauce milk and a cheese wedge

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Instant on you see that Steve

01:04:26.080 --> 01:04:41.600
Oh, you're saying the notes on this thing of what they would have wanted?

01:04:41.600 --> 01:04:42.600
I mean, I don't know.

01:04:42.600 --> 01:04:43.600
I'm two for two right now.

01:04:43.600 --> 01:04:47.600
I feel like they're going to fuck with the Alfredo just because I already made spaghetti

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Let's see what's supposed to just get something out of this.

01:04:49.600 --> 01:04:51.600
Let's see.

01:05:01.600 --> 01:05:03.600
Thank you for the key, kind sir.

01:05:17.600 --> 01:05:22.600
We have our key now. I don't know where it goes to.

01:05:22.600 --> 01:05:25.600
Oh, maybe outside!

01:05:25.600 --> 01:05:33.600
Oh, we're gonna find what's in the creepy shed. It's just hard pivots from Viby to Scary. There's just a dead body in it.

01:05:37.600 --> 01:05:39.600
A dog toy.

01:05:39.600 --> 01:05:43.600
Beef burrito. I'll be able to get that. Oh, and the shovel.

01:05:43.600 --> 01:05:47.600
Dig in a fertile ground, put seeds in the whole cup of seeds with dirt, water, grains to light.

01:05:48.600 --> 01:05:50.600
Where's seeds?

01:06:04.600 --> 01:06:07.600
Why did that give me a recipe for nachos?

01:06:08.600 --> 01:06:10.600
Beef stew?

01:06:13.600 --> 01:06:16.860
The candle in here, I don't know what that is.

01:06:16.860 --> 01:06:21.340
Soil bag, so should I go grow a plant right now?

01:06:21.340 --> 01:06:22.980
There's another recipe right here.

01:06:22.980 --> 01:06:24.600
Philly cheese steak.

01:06:26.020 --> 01:06:28.200
Who the fuck's gonna request that?

01:06:31.900 --> 01:06:33.580
What, where'd the shovel go?

01:06:35.140 --> 01:06:36.140
One time use.

01:06:37.460 --> 01:06:41.340
Me, it's just a twitch chatter is the final boss.

01:06:43.600 --> 01:06:46.600
Seeds cover, seeds with dirt, and then water to life.

01:06:47.600 --> 01:06:50.600
How's it gonna grow? There's no sunlight. It's always dark out.

01:06:54.600 --> 01:06:56.600
Well, it's actually a Vita Slytrap.

01:06:58.600 --> 01:07:03.600
It, uh, it functions more on the energy for bugs than photosynthesis.

01:07:03.600 --> 01:07:06.600
Oh, another recipe. Meatloaf.

01:07:06.600 --> 01:07:08.600
Yep, that's probably the worst thing you can request.

01:07:10.600 --> 01:07:12.600
Meatloaf.

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I gotta go grab the water in can read the recipe notes that's time

01:07:22.400 --> 01:07:28.840
You mean for the individual now take it to the five stars bro. Take it. They got us up. They give five gift notes

01:07:31.680 --> 01:07:35.000
What's that's a life it's a life

01:07:39.720 --> 01:07:41.720
It's a rose

01:07:43.600 --> 01:07:47.080
Don't really know what I'm supposed to do with that, but we're gonna put that on the table.

01:07:50.080 --> 01:07:56.520
Oh, really? I knew somebody was gonna say that. I was gonna make that joke myself, but I thought it was too low-brow.

01:07:59.880 --> 01:08:05.680
All right, well, we definitely throw the dog toy over here, and then the dog will come out and take a picture of him.

01:08:09.360 --> 01:08:11.360
I got him!

01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:15.360
Gray the doggy. Oh, you little puppy.

01:08:15.360 --> 01:08:19.360
You little greyhound. You little greyhound. Can I pet you?

01:08:19.360 --> 01:08:23.360
Are you gonna bite me?

01:08:23.360 --> 01:08:27.360
Oh, big stretch. Big stretch.

01:08:27.360 --> 01:08:31.360
And he's gone.

01:08:35.360 --> 01:08:39.360
Is the greyhound next? Oh no, it's the box thing.

01:08:39.360 --> 01:08:49.560
three meals with beef should we go get a picture of this thing in here first I

01:08:49.560 --> 01:09:05.520
feel like there's an order you're usually supposed to go Jake oh what

01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:07.520
What are you?

01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:09.520
Oh my god!

01:09:15.520 --> 01:09:17.520
Bros got crow feet.

01:09:19.520 --> 01:09:21.520
Alright, oh I need the camera.

01:09:21.520 --> 01:09:23.520
I'll be back. I'm gonna kind of deep in in there.

01:09:23.520 --> 01:09:25.520
That's kind of creepy.

01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:27.520
Three varieties of dessert.

01:09:27.520 --> 01:09:29.520
That's actually so fucking easy.

01:09:29.520 --> 01:09:31.520
Can't we just make three different ice creams?

01:09:31.520 --> 01:09:40.020
Strawberry chocolate and vanilla. Milk ice sugar. Milk ice sugar chocolate bar. Milk sugar ice strawberry.

01:09:40.020 --> 01:09:47.020
Okay, that's so sweet. How's there stuff in there? Oh no, these are... Why would I put that in the oven?

01:09:47.020 --> 01:09:49.020
That doesn't make any fucking sense.

01:09:56.020 --> 01:09:58.520
It needs to be different types of dessert.

01:10:01.520 --> 01:10:06.600
I mean different ice creams are technically three different desserts. Is it not?

01:10:08.360 --> 01:10:11.240
How many to have any other types of dessert I could give them?

01:10:15.160 --> 01:10:17.160
How's he gonna eat that?

01:10:20.800 --> 01:10:29.600
We're the box I assume. Oh, I do have sugar cookies and chocolate chips. Okay, probably is different varieties. Go, flour, water and sugar.

01:10:31.520 --> 01:10:41.520
I need flour and water.

01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:49.520
This game's making me hungry, go get a fucking snack, buddy.

01:10:49.520 --> 01:10:52.520
Jeez.

01:10:52.520 --> 01:10:57.040
Anybody eating a chicken patty right now?

01:10:57.040 --> 01:10:59.040
That's just really disturbed one guy.

01:10:59.040 --> 01:11:02.440
I thought you mean chicken patty?

01:11:02.440 --> 01:11:05.040
Yeah, y'all remember chicken patties?

01:11:05.040 --> 01:11:09.040
Bro, my mom, cause I grew up with divorced parents, my mom on...

01:11:09.040 --> 01:11:13.040
You saw it make me dinner, like, when she would have to be at work.

01:11:13.040 --> 01:11:18.040
I would eat chicken patties and fish sticks every other day.

01:11:18.040 --> 01:11:20.040
Oh my god.

01:11:20.040 --> 01:11:22.040
What a fuckin' meal, dude.

01:11:22.040 --> 01:11:24.040
Chicken patty day was the best day.

01:11:24.040 --> 01:11:26.040
And then I said this before on stream.

01:11:26.040 --> 01:11:32.040
Sometimes it would be, sometimes I would eat fish sticks, sometimes it would be a fish fillet, like a fish patty,

01:11:32.040 --> 01:11:37.040
and I would heat up the chicken patty, and I'd be super hyped about it, and I'd bite into it, and I'd be like,

01:11:37.040 --> 01:11:40.040
this is a fish patty.

01:11:41.040 --> 01:11:44.040
Root, that's like day ruining.

01:11:45.040 --> 01:11:50.040
Assuming you're gonna be eating a chicken patty, and then it's like fucking just like frozen fish.

01:11:51.040 --> 01:11:54.040
What else did I need? I need flour and salt. Or salt.

01:11:56.920 --> 01:12:00.040
Going deep into the back rooms you get ingredients now holy

01:12:06.240 --> 01:12:09.640
I gotta stop doing that I really got I really gonna stop okay this flower

01:12:09.640 --> 01:12:11.980
I don't know why I put flowers all anyway. I'm gonna fuck it up

01:12:15.080 --> 01:12:17.080
That's actually good I get that

01:12:20.460 --> 01:12:24.680
Wait, do you I don't know do you think a chocolate chip cookie would be different than a sugar cookie?

01:12:24.680 --> 01:12:26.680
Oh, I gotta make him a pie.

01:12:30.160 --> 01:12:32.160
Sugar, butter, and an apple slice.

01:12:34.040 --> 01:12:36.040
There's an apple in here.

01:12:43.220 --> 01:12:46.420
One singular apple slice for an entire apple pie.

01:12:47.160 --> 01:12:49.160
Butter and sugar.

01:12:49.160 --> 01:12:51.160
Butter.

01:12:51.680 --> 01:12:53.680
Sugar.

01:12:54.680 --> 01:13:01.680
There we go.

01:13:07.680 --> 01:13:10.680
Read the recipe notes. Why?

01:13:10.680 --> 01:13:17.680
Sometimes I think I hear the apples speak, but then there's just silence.

01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:21.680
I'd like to imagine the blueberries are little friends and talk to them as I bake.

01:13:21.680 --> 01:13:25.180
It's nice to have a little company in the kitchen.

01:13:25.180 --> 01:13:28.180
I think I'll take over the world with these.

01:13:28.180 --> 01:13:31.180
You'd be surprised what people will do for a cookie.

01:13:31.180 --> 01:13:33.680
Subscribe to MrBeast!

01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:37.180
I'd subscribe to MrBeast for a cookie!

01:13:39.180 --> 01:13:42.180
I'd subscribe to MrBeast for $1,000!

01:13:42.180 --> 01:13:44.180
Eat it!

01:13:51.680 --> 01:13:52.920
You need a key.

01:13:52.920 --> 01:13:54.840
I want to know what the rest of his body looks like.

01:13:54.840 --> 01:13:57.280
Anybody else curious?

01:13:57.280 --> 01:13:59.600
I feel like he's a little cube creature.

01:13:59.600 --> 01:14:02.720
Like, under that is just his head.

01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:07.960
He's like a Minecraft head with chicken legs.

01:14:07.960 --> 01:14:09.840
Oh, this is where the coffee comes in.

01:14:14.160 --> 01:14:15.640
Steak and eggs.

01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:20.560
But I swear, it better not be you.

01:14:21.680 --> 01:14:29.860
Hey, how's it going, buddy? It's been a while. I haven't seen it a bit. Still, I know you're

01:14:29.860 --> 01:14:34.360
tapping on the desk. I don't have what you need. I need the key in there. I need the

01:14:34.360 --> 01:14:41.960
key in there. I don't have it. I'm sorry. Okay. What did I just get our recipe for?

01:14:44.240 --> 01:14:48.620
Is it steak and eggs? I gotta put a mug over here, but it looks like it needed

01:14:48.620 --> 01:15:03.420
something in it. See, you need something hot. How do I put something in the mud? Try to fill

01:15:03.420 --> 01:15:05.980
it with water?

01:15:11.980 --> 01:15:15.500
How about if I just let that go?

01:15:18.620 --> 01:15:34.940
real cheese okay well I know I could do what the dog wants it was three different

01:15:34.940 --> 01:15:38.700
meals with beef. And I still can't do heads.

01:15:41.940 --> 01:15:43.380
There's 16 total.

01:15:45.540 --> 01:15:46.620
Three meals with beef.

01:15:47.780 --> 01:15:48.460
What did that say?

01:15:49.500 --> 01:15:51.940
Things been here for a long time. Is it still doghouse when

01:15:51.940 --> 01:15:54.140
there's not a dog around? There is a dog around. Three meals

01:15:54.140 --> 01:15:55.220
with beef. Easy.

01:15:56.660 --> 01:16:00.780
Steak and eggs. Fried steak, fried egg and a potato slice.

01:16:04.940 --> 01:16:06.940
Oh God.

01:16:09.940 --> 01:16:11.940
Up!

01:16:11.940 --> 01:16:13.940
Beautiful. First try.

01:16:14.940 --> 01:16:16.940
We know what we're doing now.

01:16:16.940 --> 01:16:18.940
Let's go.

01:16:18.940 --> 01:16:20.940
Where's the steak at?

01:16:26.940 --> 01:16:29.940
Can't mess this one up. We only got one steak right now.

01:16:29.940 --> 01:16:30.940
What?

01:16:34.940 --> 01:16:57.340
How do I get another steak?

01:16:57.340 --> 01:17:02.340
Oh, there's one right there.

01:17:02.340 --> 01:17:03.340
Yeah.

01:17:08.340 --> 01:17:09.340
Flip it!

01:17:10.340 --> 01:17:11.340
Flip it!

01:17:19.340 --> 01:17:21.340
You gotta have a little pizzazz on the flip.

01:17:22.340 --> 01:17:23.340
It's like flip.

01:17:23.340 --> 01:17:24.340
Like, flip sports.

01:17:24.340 --> 01:17:26.340
Have you ever played Mario Party?

01:17:26.340 --> 01:17:55.340
Okay. First try. Can we get it? First try. Potato slice. I think I just have one.

01:17:55.340 --> 01:17:58.000
Go to your purge more and hip-figure the stuff

01:17:59.700 --> 01:18:02.660
That looks good as fuck. Oh my god the hash browns

01:18:07.580 --> 01:18:10.520
Taking eggs with little poppers out here

01:18:12.260 --> 01:18:15.160
Come eat it. Oh he darted do that

01:18:16.860 --> 01:18:20.440
Big stretch big stretch loved it

01:18:25.340 --> 01:18:27.900
We want to see the mouse traps Thursday, brother.

01:18:30.700 --> 01:18:33.180
Yo, is that raccoon fucking walking in the chair?

01:18:38.540 --> 01:18:39.900
Whatever, I'll let him post that.

01:18:43.340 --> 01:18:44.700
Make him a meatball sub.

01:18:45.260 --> 01:18:46.780
Bread slice times two.

01:18:49.900 --> 01:18:51.340
Do I have bread slices?

01:18:51.340 --> 01:18:51.900
I don't.

01:18:55.340 --> 01:19:02.540
And he doesn't even close the door on the way out. I mean talk about being absolutely piss-ass rude. That guy sucks, okay?

01:19:03.020 --> 01:19:08.660
And I know he's like, oh, you're supposed to serve me, but buddy, I don't know what you want, you know?

01:19:09.140 --> 01:19:11.900
And if you can't talk to me, how am I ever supposed to figure that out?

01:19:12.420 --> 01:19:20.140
You gotta wait for me to get the geek. You've just shown up uninterrupted. You just keep showing up interrupting my work, you know?

01:19:21.380 --> 01:19:23.820
Ground beef, ball steak, and milk.

01:19:25.340 --> 01:19:36.340
salt, alright. Tomato and salt.

01:19:36.340 --> 01:19:45.340
Oh, trapped myself in the back rooms there.

01:19:45.340 --> 01:19:57.100
Take it out of sub only by the way.

01:19:57.100 --> 01:20:02.100
I saw this guy on Roadblocks Hello Kitchen and he got 3rd place.

01:20:02.100 --> 01:20:07.940
That's about probably the worst story anybody's just told in chat.

01:20:07.940 --> 01:20:11.820
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

01:20:11.820 --> 01:20:17.220
Hey, Joe! So today I saw a guy ordering a fucking whopper at Burger King.

01:20:17.220 --> 01:20:18.220
Oh, awesome!

01:20:19.320 --> 01:20:21.520
What the fuck? What am I supposed to say to that?

01:20:25.820 --> 01:20:28.520
I feel like a meatball sub can't be good for a dog.

01:20:31.320 --> 01:20:33.520
That's surely not good for them to eat.

01:20:33.520 --> 01:20:36.520
Well, then again, nothing really. I'm serving any of these animal goods.

01:20:38.920 --> 01:20:39.920
Beef stew?

01:20:40.680 --> 01:20:42.680
Carrot slices?

01:20:44.680 --> 01:20:47.680
Where do I get a carrot?

01:21:01.720 --> 01:21:09.160
Your hair see that's a good one. That was a good one. I appreciate that. That was like a clap-back, but it was funny

01:21:09.920 --> 01:21:14.920
There's a guy who's watching me get third place in Roblox Hell Kitchen.

01:21:14.920 --> 01:21:16.920
Holy fuck, no lag.

01:21:16.920 --> 01:21:20.920
Yo, today I was playing Roblox Squid Games and I got third place.

01:21:20.920 --> 01:21:22.920
Oh my god, what?

01:21:22.920 --> 01:21:24.920
I'm so proud of you.

01:21:24.920 --> 01:21:27.920
I can't, I don't think I can make beef stew.

01:21:27.920 --> 01:21:29.920
I don't have carrots.

01:21:29.920 --> 01:21:32.920
I can make meatloaf.

01:21:32.920 --> 01:21:36.920
I think I need to unlock carrots.

01:21:39.920 --> 01:21:44.920
You better kill the dog.

01:21:44.920 --> 01:21:46.920
Well, dude, he's asking for it.

01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:48.920
I mean, what am I supposed to say?

01:21:48.920 --> 01:21:50.920
No, I'm not going to give you what you want.

01:22:00.920 --> 01:22:02.920
There we go.

01:22:06.920 --> 01:22:08.920
No, it's getting tomatoes.

01:22:08.920 --> 01:22:11.720
Well, he's gotta eat tomatoes for a second time right now.

01:22:13.820 --> 01:22:18.620
And like she'd know, his palate would understand what type of meal I'm serving him.

01:22:19.020 --> 01:22:24.220
I would like three different, three different meat, uh, meals per chance.

01:22:24.820 --> 01:22:27.920
Uh, I, I will, I will not accept two meatball subs.

01:22:27.920 --> 01:22:32.420
I, you put any, any type of food in front of a dog and they're fucking eating it, okay?

01:22:33.420 --> 01:22:36.020
Like he's gonna have some sort of preference.

01:22:36.020 --> 01:22:47.020
Look at him. Big stretch and then he devours that chip. Easy. Give me my key. Yeah, go fetch it.

01:22:47.020 --> 01:22:57.020
Oh, you just dropped it off for me. How sweet. What is this lost intent? Oh, did I lose the game mode?

01:22:57.020 --> 01:23:05.020
Wait, that's actually so convenient that game does that. Oh, another room here.

01:23:05.020 --> 01:23:07.020
Who baffled me?

01:23:09.020 --> 01:23:13.020
Red bee and towers.

01:23:25.020 --> 01:23:27.020
Midnight greetings, my dear.

01:23:27.020 --> 01:23:32.020
Watching misty fingers rise through cheese, a strange thought has taken haunt.

01:23:32.020 --> 01:23:36.720
A flavor of drowsiness now dances alongside the light in my soul.

01:23:36.720 --> 01:23:44.720
The twilight whispers hold not a tinge of concern, and so I shall trust their calm as I prepare to rest until the new steward's arrival.

01:23:46.320 --> 01:23:47.820
Fish and chips recipe.

01:23:47.820 --> 01:23:48.320
Wah!

01:23:49.520 --> 01:23:50.020
Wah!

01:23:50.420 --> 01:23:52.920
Chicken noodle soup? That's actually fire. Hold on.

01:23:52.920 --> 01:24:15.520
All right, where's the last bead in the toilet?

01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:20.520
Fish Chowder Recipe, love that I found that in the bathroom.

01:24:20.520 --> 01:24:27.520
I have a different fry.

01:24:27.520 --> 01:24:31.040
Green bead, raw chicken, and a chicken burrito.

01:24:31.040 --> 01:24:32.760
Is there an animal in this?

01:24:32.760 --> 01:24:36.360
Is there like a being in here that I have to find?

01:24:36.360 --> 01:24:37.360
Country fried chicken.

01:24:37.360 --> 01:24:41.320
You want me to make a country fried chicken and eat fucking serious?

01:24:41.320 --> 01:24:45.480
I hope the winds doesn't blow off the branches.

01:24:45.480 --> 01:24:48.640
Oaf loves the smell of fresh coffee that seems to hate the taste.

01:24:48.640 --> 01:24:51.920
Where I have to get coffee from number nine, right?

01:24:55.720 --> 01:24:56.800
That dog just barked.

01:25:01.480 --> 01:25:03.480
He's probably gonna fight that raccoon.

01:25:05.200 --> 01:25:07.360
There's a coffee machine in the box room.

01:25:09.240 --> 01:25:10.560
It said something about winds.

01:25:10.560 --> 01:25:11.800
Should I stand here?

01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:18.120
How do I get, I need there, I need it to be windy.

01:25:18.640 --> 01:25:36.240
What the fuck am I going to get a fish at?

01:25:36.240 --> 01:25:40.160
That's what I'm saying.

01:25:40.160 --> 01:25:44.160
There was a coffee machine in the clock.

01:25:44.160 --> 01:25:48.360
Oh my god, there it is.

01:25:48.360 --> 01:25:50.280
So why are you still walking around, bro?

01:25:50.280 --> 01:25:51.120
Go lay down.

01:25:51.920 --> 01:25:52.760
Fuck.

01:25:55.180 --> 01:25:56.960
I don't know if I'll just make coffee

01:25:56.960 --> 01:25:58.560
if I put it there though, right?

01:26:02.080 --> 01:26:03.140
Okay, it does.

01:26:07.840 --> 01:26:09.000
Well then we're skipping.

01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:14.840
Get it!

01:26:14.840 --> 01:26:16.040
He just boxed me in.

01:26:16.040 --> 01:26:17.520
He just boxed me in.

01:26:17.520 --> 01:26:18.360
Okay.

01:26:23.800 --> 01:26:26.640
Grosso's coffee, I'm drinking instant coffee right now.

01:26:40.640 --> 01:26:42.060
Where the fuck did he just go?

01:26:43.420 --> 01:26:44.260
Oh my God.

01:26:44.260 --> 01:26:46.260
Sasquatch?

01:26:54.260 --> 01:26:56.260
Nah, he about to ask for the wor- what?

01:26:59.260 --> 01:27:01.260
Awwww!

01:27:04.260 --> 01:27:06.260
What do you want, bro?

01:27:07.260 --> 01:27:10.260
How am I gonna make the winds blow, though?

01:27:10.260 --> 01:27:32.260
4 breakfast items. Hell no. 4 breakfast items? You gotta even have that? 1, 2, 3, oh yeah we have more than enough.

01:27:32.260 --> 01:27:36.260
Toast is a breakfast item, that's an easy cheap one.

01:27:36.260 --> 01:27:40.260
Not a cheese slice.

01:27:40.260 --> 01:27:44.260
That was just one bread slice.

01:27:44.260 --> 01:27:48.260
Pancakes, flour, water, maple syrup.

01:27:52.260 --> 01:27:56.260
I know where the maple syrup is.

01:27:56.260 --> 01:28:01.260
Because there's disturbingly under the sink, at the start of the game.

01:28:02.060 --> 01:28:07.260
Weather report in the box room, you have to wait for it to be a windy day, but I don't know what day it is.

01:28:07.960 --> 01:28:10.460
I feel like I'm just gonna walk outside when it's windy.

01:28:12.260 --> 01:28:14.760
He gave me raw bacon. Where did he go?

01:28:20.860 --> 01:28:22.060
Oh my god!

01:28:26.260 --> 01:28:28.260
Okay, he likes stuff.

01:28:32.400 --> 01:28:34.900
I don't know, did I put water in there? I think I did.

01:28:39.980 --> 01:28:41.980
And then maple syrup.

01:28:41.980 --> 01:28:44.500
Well, I'm assuming I make the pancake on the pan.

01:28:47.140 --> 01:28:49.140
With a bottle of maple syrup.

01:28:49.900 --> 01:28:53.840
Pancakes aren't made on the pan in this game chat. They're made in the oven with glass.

01:28:56.260 --> 01:29:07.040
And they look beautiful somehow an oven cake really though

01:29:07.040 --> 01:29:20.020
I love this guy he's so cute

01:29:20.020 --> 01:29:25.020
Alright, what's the last thing I want to get on?

01:29:25.020 --> 01:29:27.020
Pancakes, eggs, and bacon.

01:29:27.020 --> 01:29:29.020
I do want to do eggs and bacon.

01:29:29.020 --> 01:29:32.020
We got a little bacon slice form over here.

01:29:32.020 --> 01:29:33.020
No, you're not allowed inside.

01:29:33.020 --> 01:29:34.020
No, no, no, you're not allowed.

01:29:34.020 --> 01:29:35.020
No, you're not allowed inside.

01:29:35.020 --> 01:29:36.020
You're not allowed inside.

01:29:36.020 --> 01:29:37.020
I'm sorry.

01:29:37.020 --> 01:29:38.020
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:29:38.020 --> 01:29:40.020
Okay, thank you.

01:29:40.020 --> 01:29:42.020
Maybe it's Juliana thinking the five gifted stuff.

01:29:42.020 --> 01:29:45.020
I guess we got to put the eight gifted stuff.

01:29:45.020 --> 01:29:48.020
Whip it!

01:29:48.020 --> 01:29:49.020
Rip it!

01:29:49.020 --> 01:29:54.020
Oh my god.

01:29:54.020 --> 01:29:55.020
Wonderful.

01:29:55.020 --> 01:30:00.020
First dry and now we do the egg.

01:30:00.020 --> 01:30:08.020
Egg's always the hardest, but I know how to perfect it this time.

01:30:08.020 --> 01:30:14.020
You go slow, flip.

01:30:14.020 --> 01:30:19.020
Got that.

01:30:19.020 --> 01:30:24.020
And...

01:30:24.020 --> 01:30:29.020
Sweat.

01:30:29.020 --> 01:30:34.020
Easy.

01:30:34.020 --> 01:30:40.020
I serve this big one because I'm assuming I'm going to need...

01:30:40.020 --> 01:30:46.380
I'm gonna need whatever that fish guy gives me so I could serve the little pants creature

01:30:53.820 --> 01:30:56.540
Is it windy? No, it's thunderstorming

01:31:03.540 --> 01:31:07.740
Take your sweet-ass time, bro. I got other customers to serve. Let's get a gun

01:31:07.740 --> 01:31:10.980
Seven feet tall, you walkin' about three miles an hour.

01:31:10.980 --> 01:31:13.140
Yeah, now give me a key.

01:31:17.060 --> 01:31:18.360
Yup, now give me a key.

01:31:26.420 --> 01:31:27.560
Four?

01:31:27.560 --> 01:31:28.900
He needs four?

01:31:37.740 --> 01:31:45.740
He is a big guy?

01:31:45.740 --> 01:31:50.740
Well, I mean, like, why not just have me make him like a bunch of pancakes, then?

01:31:50.740 --> 01:31:51.740
Bro, come on!

01:31:51.740 --> 01:31:54.740
Oh, my God, this is the most annoying fucking game.

01:31:54.740 --> 01:31:56.740
Oh

01:32:12.420 --> 01:32:16.340
There's a counter at the front of the door here right that tells me what day it'll be with

01:32:16.340 --> 01:32:18.340
I don't know what day it is.

01:32:20.340 --> 01:32:23.340
It's just, it's just a calendar.

01:32:23.340 --> 01:32:25.340
It's a bedside for five.

01:32:25.340 --> 01:32:27.340
I work in a submarine, love talking about hypotheticals.

01:32:27.340 --> 01:32:28.340
I have hypothetical for you.

01:32:28.340 --> 01:32:29.340
Would you rather stay with your partner,

01:32:29.340 --> 01:32:31.340
but half their life is gone,

01:32:31.340 --> 01:32:33.340
or leave them, they get their entire life,

01:32:33.340 --> 01:32:34.340
but they never know why.

01:32:34.340 --> 01:32:35.340
Leave them, bro.

01:32:35.340 --> 01:32:36.340
What?

01:32:36.340 --> 01:32:38.340
I feel like that would be the most selfish thing ever

01:32:38.340 --> 01:32:42.340
for you to cut the life span of a human in half,

01:32:42.340 --> 01:32:45.340
because you want to stay with them.

01:32:46.340 --> 01:32:53.340
You're not eating the dog! That's not a meal! Come on!

01:32:53.340 --> 01:32:58.340
Now, give me a key. Thank you.

01:32:58.340 --> 01:33:03.340
I don't know where he goes.

01:33:03.340 --> 01:33:08.340
Oh!

01:33:08.340 --> 01:33:13.340
Bowls.

01:33:13.340 --> 01:33:23.340
I hope the wind doesn't blow him off the branches.

01:33:23.340 --> 01:33:33.340
Do I have to make wind?

01:33:33.340 --> 01:33:56.860
And they're saying ones like right here, after that, there's a little spider.

01:33:56.860 --> 01:34:11.860
Nope. Oh, you think I could take a picture of it in the trees? Wait, did I angle upward?

01:34:11.860 --> 01:34:23.660
Potentially. They said he was in the branches. No. Then there's one that says it's like

01:34:23.660 --> 01:34:30.660
in the bushes.

01:34:37.540 --> 01:34:44.540
What are you barking at?

01:34:47.100 --> 01:34:50.100
Bro, how do I get anywhere else?

01:34:53.660 --> 01:34:59.800
The wind doesn't blow him off the branches, Ms. Jen is a hopeless romantic, he always

01:34:59.800 --> 01:35:03.880
sings verses by the fire for a rose, that's a room I don't even have access to.

01:35:03.880 --> 01:35:06.880
I don't have the thing he wants because I need to keep for it.

01:35:06.880 --> 01:35:12.120
Few are graced by its presence, it's a true honor to be a part of its gaze.

01:35:12.120 --> 01:35:15.600
Many years since I've seen this friend about.

01:35:15.600 --> 01:35:41.960
I would have never found that out. I would have never in a million years found that out.

01:35:41.960 --> 01:35:43.780
I'm so serious.

01:35:43.780 --> 01:35:48.180
I'm supposed to find a fish by plunging it out of the toilet.

01:35:48.180 --> 01:35:50.980
That would have taken me actually probably a half hour

01:35:50.980 --> 01:35:52.900
to fucking find that out.

01:35:52.900 --> 01:35:55.380
And now I got a whole ass, like I could grab the camera.

01:35:55.380 --> 01:35:56.900
It's probably going to eat the fish and leave

01:35:56.900 --> 01:35:57.900
before I get back.

01:35:59.220 --> 01:36:01.220
All right, the dog's just apparently a part of the family

01:36:01.220 --> 01:36:02.620
now, let's walk him inside.

01:36:05.420 --> 01:36:07.380
Lightning just struck the out.

01:36:07.380 --> 01:36:09.300
What the fuck?

01:36:10.740 --> 01:36:11.580
Oh!

01:36:11.960 --> 01:36:17.560
Gerald the Trioctopus.

01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:22.280
Oh my god, he makes a little cute noise.

01:36:22.280 --> 01:36:25.160
Yeah, who's winning a fight to the death?

01:36:25.160 --> 01:36:29.160
Gerald or Bigfoot?

01:36:29.160 --> 01:36:35.160
Four Meets of Sky or Sea.

01:36:35.160 --> 01:36:41.160
Meets of Sky or Sea.

01:36:41.160 --> 01:36:46.160
So chicken and then fish.

01:36:46.160 --> 01:36:48.160
Do I get more fish?

01:36:48.160 --> 01:36:50.160
Is that how I get fish?

01:36:50.160 --> 01:36:52.160
How do I get fish?

01:36:54.160 --> 01:36:57.160
Like, how do I get more fish?

01:36:59.160 --> 01:37:02.160
I knew there would be one there.

01:37:02.160 --> 01:37:12.880
Oh, it just shows up in the fridge now, okay.

01:37:12.880 --> 01:37:23.000
Chicken parm, fried chicken, pasta, tomato sauce, and a cheese slice.

01:37:23.000 --> 01:37:24.720
These recipes are getting more complex.

01:37:24.720 --> 01:37:26.720
Stop barking!

01:37:26.720 --> 01:37:28.720
Sit!

01:37:28.720 --> 01:37:30.720
Sit!

01:37:30.720 --> 01:37:31.560
Sit.

01:37:33.980 --> 01:37:35.260
Fucker, he isn't listening.

01:37:35.260 --> 01:37:36.100
He's a lot of go-

01:37:41.560 --> 01:37:43.960
I'm opening the door, I don't need these.

01:37:43.960 --> 01:37:45.280
You're starting to bother me.

01:37:45.280 --> 01:37:47.500
I'm gonna get you.

01:37:47.500 --> 01:37:48.520
You gotta fry the chicken first.

01:37:48.520 --> 01:37:51.720
I will, I'm doing everything I know right now.

01:37:51.720 --> 01:37:53.720
This shit's gonna be dead raw.

01:37:53.720 --> 01:37:55.480
You are not grilling this, what?

01:37:57.720 --> 01:37:58.940
Oh, beautiful flip.

01:38:00.720 --> 01:38:02.720
That actually looks so good.

01:38:05.720 --> 01:38:07.720
Cheese slice and pasta.

01:38:20.720 --> 01:38:23.720
Stop barking! How do I get over to stop barking, Jack?

01:38:26.720 --> 01:38:29.720
Mid-game, I'm trying to train a dog right now.

01:38:29.720 --> 01:38:41.720
is he trying to tell me something how do i throw this to you i put it in the basket i want to see you eat it

01:38:43.720 --> 01:38:45.720
no way

01:38:49.720 --> 01:38:51.720
how many did he need four?

01:38:52.720 --> 01:38:54.720
dogs out of the house, fuck

01:38:54.720 --> 01:38:56.720
Cut them out.

01:38:56.720 --> 01:38:59.720
Four meals of sea or sky.

01:38:59.720 --> 01:39:01.720
Let's do a fish one.

01:39:01.720 --> 01:39:04.720
Fish, chowder, butter and flour.

01:39:11.720 --> 01:39:13.720
We gotta do that first.

01:39:17.720 --> 01:39:18.720
What?

01:39:18.720 --> 01:39:20.720
I'm getting better at it.

01:39:20.720 --> 01:39:22.720
I'm getting better at it.

01:39:24.720 --> 01:39:32.520
I would enjoy a hard pivot of them making it really creepy right at the end and being like

01:39:32.520 --> 01:39:39.360
the the next meal they want is like your finger or something like you're you got to cook your

01:39:39.360 --> 01:39:50.440
hand. Or whoever's house I'm watching. Gravy, milk, and a potato slice.

01:39:57.560 --> 01:40:05.320
Recipe keep it still. No, they'll say recipe Aunt Mildred. And it's just her

01:40:05.320 --> 01:40:11.320
head. I could see them doing that. That'd be a really weird pivot from the vibe this game is giving off.

01:40:11.320 --> 01:40:13.800
Bro, I kind of want to just make all of them-

01:40:13.800 --> 01:40:14.600
UGH!

01:40:14.600 --> 01:40:16.840
You little fucks!

01:40:16.840 --> 01:40:22.200
Never mind, I'm not doing that. Never mind, I'm delivering it directly to his door. I completely

01:40:22.200 --> 01:40:23.160
forgot about the racks.

01:40:27.160 --> 01:40:30.920
There's your fish chowder. I'll be back. I have two more.

01:40:35.320 --> 01:40:43.680
I don't know if I have four total recipes.

01:40:43.680 --> 01:40:52.520
Country fried chicken I didn't do.

01:40:52.520 --> 01:41:02.160
Come on, dude!

01:41:32.160 --> 01:41:54.160
There we go. It's got to be like perfectly even. Potato slice. I think I'm out of potatoes.

01:41:54.160 --> 01:41:57.160
Oh, no, I have one more.

01:41:59.160 --> 01:42:03.160
Do we have a fourth recipe for a chicken or fish, though?

01:42:05.160 --> 01:42:07.160
I don't think I do.

01:42:08.160 --> 01:42:10.160
Oh, I have a fairly cheese steak.

01:42:10.160 --> 01:42:13.160
Oh, no, that's not. It's not a chicken cheese steak.

01:42:13.160 --> 01:42:15.160
I have a chicken burrito.

01:42:18.160 --> 01:42:21.160
I have a chicken burrito. I could be getting a chicken burrito.

01:42:24.160 --> 01:42:28.500
Country fried chicken, that's gotta be one of the worst foods you could fucking eat.

01:42:28.500 --> 01:42:30.660
No, country fried steaks worse.

01:42:31.660 --> 01:42:36.860
You know the most unhealthy food you can consume is fried Oreos.

01:42:36.860 --> 01:42:42.660
On like an index of like, calories for like what nutritional value you're getting.

01:42:42.660 --> 01:42:46.660
When you go to a carnival, fried Oreos is like one of the worst foods you could eat.

01:42:46.660 --> 01:42:48.660
If you want a speed run death.

01:42:51.160 --> 01:42:53.660
Or speed run diabetes, actually.

01:42:53.660 --> 01:42:55.660
I know the tortillas are in here

01:42:58.520 --> 01:43:06.020
Nuclear waste is worse. Yeah, probably just eating radium would be a little bit worse, but I don't really know anybody that's going to do that

01:43:07.340 --> 01:43:09.340
Tortilla fried chicken shop the lettuce

01:43:17.980 --> 01:43:21.100
We have lettuce where do I get lettuce?

01:43:23.660 --> 01:43:37.740
I don't need lettuce, I don't use lettuce once.

01:43:37.740 --> 01:43:44.980
It's one slice of chopped lettuce, right?

01:43:44.980 --> 01:43:46.980
Chicken tortilla.

01:43:55.820 --> 01:43:58.820
Partner streamer just came in and said I've been in the hells by the way.

01:44:02.860 --> 01:44:04.860
Partnered streamer.

01:44:14.980 --> 01:44:23.980
That looks terrible. I'm not even alive.

01:44:23.980 --> 01:44:26.980
It looks sopping wet.

01:44:26.980 --> 01:44:33.980
Mr. Peaky's live, bro. I love Mr. Peaky.

01:44:33.980 --> 01:44:35.980
And he's so wholesome.

01:44:35.980 --> 01:44:39.980
Hello, my name's Mr. Peaky.

01:44:39.980 --> 01:44:42.980
Thank you for picking me on your Rocket League team.

01:44:42.980 --> 01:44:54.860
accent. He's a schooler. You did it in Rocket League? Well, because he sucks. I like him.

01:44:54.860 --> 01:45:04.380
I just think he's bad at Rocket League. It's like, it's the same like, bro, if I was playing

01:45:04.380 --> 01:45:12.140
like I don't know like say I'm playing geogacer like I would like I like

01:45:12.140 --> 01:45:15.780
killdozer I don't think he's gonna be great at it so it'd be like in the same

01:45:15.780 --> 01:45:22.020
sense like oh well he's like not a big teammate for it now we have this creepy

01:45:22.020 --> 01:45:24.820
Whoa, noir much, right?

01:45:26.820 --> 01:45:28.980
Black and white, where's my camera?

01:45:32.340 --> 01:45:33.180
Film noir.

01:45:36.980 --> 01:45:39.700
I don't know where that is.

01:45:39.700 --> 01:45:40.540
An avocado.

01:45:43.540 --> 01:45:44.380
Thanks.

01:45:52.020 --> 01:45:55.020
Not knowing what the fuck that is.

01:45:58.020 --> 01:46:00.020
We got a bit of a puzzle going on here.

01:46:00.020 --> 01:46:03.020
Oh, it's which ones I fit in order. I understand it.

01:46:19.020 --> 01:46:20.020
Huh?

01:46:22.020 --> 01:46:34.660
Oh squiggle I just passed it and then this one a can of beans that's my that's a bean

01:46:34.660 --> 01:46:41.860
burrito is my gift thank you very much I very much appreciate it how do I get in here

01:46:52.020 --> 01:46:54.020
Not understanding this one.

01:46:55.700 --> 01:46:57.700
I need to know what time to do.

01:46:59.700 --> 01:47:01.700
Why don't you just rep this?

01:47:09.620 --> 01:47:13.460
Like it's making a noise. Can you hear the noise that it's making? Why is it making a noise?

01:47:13.460 --> 01:47:23.460
There's a clock in the kitchen.

01:47:23.460 --> 01:47:25.460
It is...

01:47:25.460 --> 01:47:28.460
I'm not letting him in.

01:47:28.460 --> 01:47:32.460
It's 335.

01:47:32.460 --> 01:47:34.460
I'm not letting him in.

01:47:34.460 --> 01:47:40.460
335.

01:47:40.460 --> 01:47:42.120
Well, this ain't make any sense.

01:47:42.120 --> 01:47:45.120
Why am I only moving the hour hand?

01:47:49.120 --> 01:47:51.680
Wait, listen, it'll make a click.

01:47:51.680 --> 01:47:53.180
Why did it do that?

01:47:59.620 --> 01:48:02.620
Like, right there, it made a click.

01:48:10.460 --> 01:48:20.540
leave it on seven well I have to just get the recipe I don't even really know

01:48:20.540 --> 01:48:27.820
what I'm like trying to do wait I need to get outside there I like it outside

01:48:27.820 --> 01:48:39.860
there the rose what is the rose gonna do oh my god dude come in fuck I still

01:48:39.860 --> 01:48:42.860
You can't serve me, man. I don't know what you need.

01:48:49.860 --> 01:48:52.860
Okay, it's a fly creature that shows up.

01:48:58.860 --> 01:49:00.860
Go grab the camera.

01:49:04.860 --> 01:49:06.860
Oh, I need to let you in as well?

01:49:06.860 --> 01:49:08.860
Oh, God.

01:49:08.860 --> 01:49:11.660
That's 8 degrees, my newest friend is here.

01:49:11.660 --> 01:49:13.660
I'm sorry, can I get a picture of you?

01:49:13.660 --> 01:49:15.660
It's not a name, sir, but it's my...

01:49:17.900 --> 01:49:20.400
This... this music voice echoes.

01:49:21.900 --> 01:49:23.400
And now you're locked in.

01:49:26.600 --> 01:49:29.240
Yay, hey big dog, you know how to open up this bad boy?

01:49:30.360 --> 01:49:31.360
You know how to...

01:49:31.360 --> 01:50:00.840
Every time at seven it clicks.

01:50:00.840 --> 01:50:02.640
I don't know, it's at 12.

01:50:02.640 --> 01:50:03.560
That's weird.

01:50:07.680 --> 01:50:10.840
One, two, three, four, wait, no, it's not 12, that's eight.

01:50:12.440 --> 01:50:13.280
Shut up!

01:50:20.680 --> 01:50:23.680
It's like a combo lock, like I gotta go the other way.

01:50:26.920 --> 01:50:29.720
But it doesn't click the other way, it's not like a locker.

01:50:30.840 --> 01:50:37.320
I'm not knowin' how to open that.

01:50:37.320 --> 01:50:41.320
Oh my god, the typewriter?

01:50:41.320 --> 01:50:45.320
I didn't even think about that.

01:50:45.320 --> 01:50:53.320
But I can't even interact with it.

01:50:53.320 --> 01:51:06.760
Once there was a wizard who came from Old Snakebouth when clockwise random man landed

01:51:06.760 --> 01:51:09.320
one pace to south.

01:51:09.320 --> 01:51:12.920
Done shopping at Lumbtown, tracked back the way he came.

01:51:12.920 --> 01:51:17.640
Running that, running hand, the man ended a couple paces past North's flame.

01:51:17.640 --> 01:51:21.800
That sun set the fag and saw the wizard made for the east.

01:51:21.800 --> 01:51:27.800
cold was the town named for beyond fields of evil beasts oh my god put that in a

01:51:27.800 --> 01:51:34.800
Spotify fucking soundtrack dude holy shit once there was a wizard who came from

01:51:34.800 --> 01:51:40.600
around snake mouth went clockwise round the mountain landed one pace to south

01:51:40.600 --> 01:51:48.120
past to south okay so I would land at seven done shopping he went back the way

01:51:48.120 --> 01:51:59.000
he came, couple paces past North's plain. So one past, two past, he made east.

01:52:01.960 --> 01:52:04.840
So east would be nearly east, so I'd have to go back.

01:52:07.400 --> 01:52:09.560
Okay, so I go like this.

01:52:18.120 --> 01:52:37.800
And I got a house salad recipe.

01:52:37.800 --> 01:52:38.800
Thank you.

01:52:38.800 --> 01:52:39.800
Thank you.

01:52:39.800 --> 01:52:40.800
Thank you.

01:52:40.800 --> 01:52:41.800
Thank you.

01:52:41.800 --> 01:52:42.800
Love me a house salad.

01:52:42.800 --> 01:52:43.800
Nope.

01:52:43.800 --> 01:52:48.800
Why don't we have one half across it. You think he's gonna give me the other half? Probably.

01:52:48.800 --> 01:52:53.800
Can you feel the dancing shadows before I gaze?

01:52:53.800 --> 01:52:58.800
Nope. And I'm leaving you. Oh, hey, pants. How's it going, bro?

01:52:58.800 --> 01:53:01.800
Nice to have you here.

01:53:01.800 --> 01:53:04.800
Four vegetarian meals.

01:53:04.800 --> 01:53:11.800
But he's getting toes, so I got it right now.

01:53:11.800 --> 01:53:14.800
You're getting four easy meals, and then he leaves, and then he leaves, he sits there

01:53:14.800 --> 01:53:15.800
and then he leaves.

01:53:15.800 --> 01:53:16.800
So this guy sucks.

01:53:16.800 --> 01:53:27.800
What are other vegetarian meals I have?

01:53:27.800 --> 01:53:28.800
Vegetarian?

01:53:28.800 --> 01:53:38.520
vegetarian meals I have. Vegetarian can eat literally anything. Like, I could make him

01:53:38.520 --> 01:53:45.360
any meal and he'd have four toasts. It has to be different meals, like you need. But,

01:53:45.360 --> 01:53:51.560
I'm pretty sure I can just start tossing him. If he eats toasts, he'll eat anything that's

01:53:51.560 --> 01:53:53.560
fully vegetarian

01:53:57.560 --> 01:54:04.680
I wonder which would be in a bag of brown you like that this gift was wondrous in flavor and fun

01:54:06.520 --> 01:54:11.360
I'm glad you liked it buddy. I'll make you some mushroom slices now

01:54:13.880 --> 01:54:20.480
Make your little mushrooms too, how about that? I'm gonna make them for easy meals and I left

01:54:22.440 --> 01:54:28.220
Look at the dog. The dog just be barking at me the whole day in time. Oh my god, will you eat the rats for me?

01:54:29.200 --> 01:54:31.200
Is that what he's barking at?

01:54:32.720 --> 01:54:34.960
Oh my god, that's what he's barking at.

01:54:37.200 --> 01:54:39.320
He doesn't like the, he doesn't like the mice.

01:54:39.320 --> 01:54:51.760
Is this a puzzle horror? Yeah, it's like a puzzle cooking sim game.

01:54:51.760 --> 01:55:07.160
Basically? Okay, now he's just barking at me.

01:55:07.160 --> 01:55:09.160
I was too mushroom-slices.

01:55:22.040 --> 01:55:26.040
I'm sitting here and you showed a fish. I was like, I'm gonna fuck that I throw a fish in the oven.

01:55:30.300 --> 01:55:31.100
Basta.

01:55:31.100 --> 01:55:38.100
I just want to make it the easiest meals as fucking human possible as I'm making this.

01:55:42.100 --> 01:55:54.100
Bean burrito, that's super easy. Tortilla beans. Tortilla beans and something else.

01:55:54.100 --> 01:56:03.100
Oh, I need the beans from down there.

01:56:03.100 --> 01:56:10.100
Oh, the flavors, the best thing in my mouth.

01:56:10.100 --> 01:56:14.100
From conception to creation, it feels shined.

01:56:14.100 --> 01:56:20.100
We got tortillas in here now.

01:56:20.100 --> 01:56:23.260
Where the tortillas at?

01:56:23.260 --> 01:56:27.580
Me and God tortillas in here are you fucking serious?

01:56:27.580 --> 01:56:31.500
Oh, here we go.

01:56:31.500 --> 01:56:36.020
Chopped lettuce.

01:56:36.020 --> 01:56:38.620
You're joking.

01:56:38.620 --> 01:56:41.540
Easiest meal of all time.

01:56:41.540 --> 01:56:47.700
Buddy, I keep patting you out and you keep barking at me.

01:56:47.700 --> 01:56:49.820
Can't really give you much more attention here, pal.

01:56:49.820 --> 01:56:56.180
need your toy I got people I got to serve

01:57:03.380 --> 01:57:10.900
one more what's the last easy one we can do how salad that's actually show

01:57:10.900 --> 01:57:12.900
That's how you eat it.

01:57:12.900 --> 01:57:14.900
Bread slice, cheese slice.

01:57:16.200 --> 01:57:17.860
I don't think I have cheese.

01:57:17.860 --> 01:57:19.520
I need to get cheese.

01:57:23.520 --> 01:57:24.360
Oop.

01:57:24.360 --> 01:57:27.680
Don't let the rats to get that.

01:57:27.680 --> 01:57:30.180
That's how they get super powers.

01:57:35.180 --> 01:57:37.180
Tomato and chopped lettuce.

01:57:40.900 --> 01:57:47.900
I know there's tomatoes in here. The lettuce in the fridge though.

01:57:54.900 --> 01:57:58.900
Chopped lettuce.

01:57:58.900 --> 01:58:01.900
I love how it's just a different fridge every time.

01:58:01.900 --> 01:58:04.900
He's infinitely opening it.

01:58:04.900 --> 01:58:08.900
Cutting board's a little full right now, so I'm excited.

01:58:08.900 --> 01:58:12.980
Well, to the objective of this game, I have to unlock all the new people.

01:58:15.140 --> 01:58:16.640
Hello, I'm one of Fiki Mods.

01:58:16.640 --> 01:58:19.780
He's a great help to ask, but he would love to play with you one day.

01:58:19.780 --> 01:58:21.140
Mods, he really sees this.

01:58:21.140 --> 01:58:23.400
Yeah, I'd be down to do some shit with Mr. Fiki one day.

01:58:24.900 --> 01:58:26.440
I don't know when we'd have to figure that out.

01:58:26.440 --> 01:58:28.440
But, I'll definitely count on him.

01:58:31.540 --> 01:58:33.640
Eat your house salad, Moth!

01:58:35.280 --> 01:58:35.780
Hey!

01:58:35.780 --> 01:58:42.180
Oh, how delactable behold my greatest lover tasty snack

01:58:46.820 --> 01:58:48.820
Kind of show us in all he's done for us

01:58:52.820 --> 01:58:58.820
He creepy I have to go get her camera. I think we're almost done now

01:59:01.780 --> 01:59:04.420
Nice lovely fucking four more oh my god

01:59:05.780 --> 01:59:07.780
It's a long-ass game.

01:59:10.780 --> 01:59:15.780
I think he just shows himself to me out here and I just fix what you're on.

01:59:17.780 --> 01:59:20.780
I get adopted by aliens and grogged.

01:59:26.780 --> 01:59:28.780
At last, you have made it.

01:59:31.780 --> 01:59:34.780
You have proven a worthy steward of our sacred home.

01:59:35.780 --> 01:59:41.780
the end of the game? How you serve the other people? You censor the flowing compassion

01:59:41.780 --> 01:59:50.820
as you stand in this grave. The gathering of mischievous family awaits me on the final

01:59:50.820 --> 02:00:02.020
meal. You have to cut off your balls and saute them. Remember to take care and make your memories.

02:00:05.780 --> 02:00:16.780
what the fuck is this a key for? I thought I was going to take a picture of that.

02:00:16.780 --> 02:00:17.780
what?

02:00:17.780 --> 02:00:30.100
do you have a black flag today? no, I don't know when we're going to play Assassin's

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Shhh.

02:00:40.700 --> 02:00:42.800
Who's at the door?

02:00:49.200 --> 02:00:51.200
What do you want?

02:00:56.200 --> 02:00:58.900
Goo-Wah-Bjه Moon?

02:00:59.220 --> 02:01:01.220
What in the fuck did I get that?

02:01:05.820 --> 02:01:07.820
The fuck is gulab jamun?

02:01:10.500 --> 02:01:12.500
Fortunate jams

02:01:18.900 --> 02:01:23.260
Spoon and cereal

02:01:25.420 --> 02:01:27.920
Bro, so his meal is just fucking cereal

02:01:28.900 --> 02:01:32.340
Like Bro couldn't fucking convey that to me?

02:01:32.340 --> 02:01:38.900
F***ing it, Gens!

02:01:38.900 --> 02:01:41.900
It's like Lucky Charms. That's his favorite meal.

02:01:41.900 --> 02:01:46.900
Lucky Charms. Oh, he's gonna fuck this shit up.

02:01:46.900 --> 02:01:49.900
Love that.

02:01:49.900 --> 02:01:55.900
Oh, I was gonna say you better give me a gift deck. Where you going?

02:01:55.900 --> 02:02:00.900
Where are you taking me?

02:02:00.900 --> 02:02:05.900
Oh, good shit.

02:02:05.900 --> 02:02:11.900
Did you just kick that down?

02:02:11.900 --> 02:02:16.900
Where are you taking me?

02:02:16.900 --> 02:02:21.900
Oh, you started a forest fire.

02:02:21.900 --> 02:02:24.900
Oh, you started a forest fire. Oh, no.

02:02:27.900 --> 02:02:29.900
What is in here?

02:02:35.900 --> 02:02:40.900
My dear, as I put inks of thoughts, memories of bygone, summer nights flow.

02:02:40.900 --> 02:02:45.900
Picket songs touched by the scent of charcoal in pine, preserved over a lifetime.

02:02:45.900 --> 02:02:48.900
They're verses for all who reside in this space.

02:02:48.900 --> 02:02:53.960
When these worlds are found the little ones have made a new friend and you a new family

02:02:55.000 --> 02:03:00.380
We will meet again in their lifetimes of songs fill you. Oh my god. She dead

02:03:04.020 --> 02:03:07.220
Is that why she's gone like she left notes for me

02:03:13.700 --> 02:03:15.700
No, that's so sad

02:03:15.700 --> 02:03:17.700
I must ban Nolan.

02:03:22.700 --> 02:03:24.700
But it's so sad.

02:03:25.700 --> 02:03:27.700
I just need everybody to puddle around.

02:03:27.700 --> 02:03:29.700
That's just the end of the game.

02:03:32.700 --> 02:03:33.700
Wow.

02:03:45.700 --> 02:03:47.700
I don't like sit down.

02:03:49.700 --> 02:03:50.700
Oh, I can.

02:03:58.700 --> 02:04:01.700
Oh my god, they hand me a fucking campfire.

02:04:01.700 --> 02:04:05.700
Oh my god, a little stick with a marshmallow on it? Hell yeah.

02:04:15.700 --> 02:04:32.580
That was like a sad ending, it was like wholesome, but that was a sad ending.

02:04:32.580 --> 02:04:33.580
For real.

02:04:33.580 --> 02:04:37.700
Because I don't know, maybe I misinterpreted that, but it seemed like she died and she

02:04:37.700 --> 02:04:44.700
She was leaving me messages on how to like take care of her friends.

02:04:49.460 --> 02:04:52.940
That was a good game.

02:04:52.940 --> 02:04:59.940
That was a good game. I enjoyed that.

02:04:59.940 --> 02:05:28.940
Okay chat. It's time. Don't cry. I'm not going to cry. That was a sad game though. It was upsetting. I mean, like, because it's like resembling of, you know, somebody of your life that's like passing that wants you to, you know, still have the knowledge they haven't fully shared with you yet in their life.

02:05:29.940 --> 02:05:35.880
It's like you'll if you haven't gone through that you'll go through that with your parents and your grandparents where it's like

02:05:36.800 --> 02:05:41.480
There's got to be things that they can't teach you that they'll want to prior to their passing

02:05:42.800 --> 02:05:47.880
Because you can't learn everything, you know Jynxie wants to call about what I

02:05:49.920 --> 02:05:51.920
Feel like y'all just be saying that shit

02:05:53.600 --> 02:05:56.840
I feel like people just come into chat and be like Jinxie wants to call you

02:05:59.940 --> 02:06:01.940
Right now

02:06:11.620 --> 02:06:17.660
Well congratulations, Ethan now I'm literally not like now I know I'm never playing it again

02:06:22.180 --> 02:06:26.440
Yo, can I say God I know he's annoyed right now

02:06:26.440 --> 02:06:33.080
But I love that he also has a chat that just pesters him to do shit. That's like suit it like super annoying chatter

02:06:33.700 --> 02:06:38.640
Like he's like three times four times the size of me view Cal lies more

02:06:39.280 --> 02:06:45.000
And he has to still deal with people that are like, yo, why don't you hop on this right now?

02:06:48.820 --> 02:06:54.120
So taking some time to get comfortable and you're sitting up or lying down

02:06:54.120 --> 02:06:58.360
I'm just going to start with the eyes open.

02:06:59.360 --> 02:07:00.840
No, I can't do meditation right now.

02:07:05.440 --> 02:07:07.040
Did he just start his stream?

02:07:07.520 --> 02:07:08.720
I know he's just like for an hour.

02:07:13.600 --> 02:07:14.520
What is he doing?

02:07:15.920 --> 02:07:16.920
Oh, he's doing a lot.

02:07:17.040 --> 02:07:17.960
You lose.

02:07:18.880 --> 02:07:19.720
He's doing you laugh.

02:07:19.720 --> 02:07:20.400
You lose.

02:07:20.400 --> 02:07:26.680
What does he lose if he laughs?

02:07:26.680 --> 02:07:29.000
Else I shaved?

02:07:29.000 --> 02:07:37.200
I mean, I have a different fucking name.

02:07:37.200 --> 02:07:39.540
To a Junko watch party.

02:07:39.540 --> 02:07:46.160
That's like the biggest degenerate shit ever.

02:07:46.160 --> 02:07:55.600
a live watch party of a you laugh you lose of jing see I figured rather not no we're gonna hop into

02:07:55.600 --> 02:08:02.240
another game yeah we're gonna watch him to see if he laughs hello thank you for the thousand

02:08:02.240 --> 02:08:05.920
but he's my dad recently passed away rip in the chat I'm sorry for your loss man you've been the

02:08:05.920 --> 02:08:09.680
only thing to keep me happy and I'm really appreciative of you well dude thank you for the

02:08:09.680 --> 02:08:15.680
nice message hello and I'm glad I'm able to help but dude I'm sorry for the loss of your father

02:08:15.680 --> 02:08:20.720
genuinely I hope you're okay, and I'm sorry that you're going through that. I hope you and your family are okay, especially

02:08:21.560 --> 02:08:27.560
Mogi and Y2 for the sub kid back catastrophe for the sub backup of the three here about the parasite that gives you explosive diarrhea

02:08:27.560 --> 02:08:29.560
I did it's in like certain fucking

02:08:30.200 --> 02:08:35.560
Like produce or something. It's in like lettuce or some shit ride bloom as the sub dementia of the three

02:08:36.440 --> 02:08:41.220
Already read that char and mortified for the subculture. Thank you for the phrase my 19th birthday today. You helped me in the past year

02:08:41.880 --> 02:08:44.260
Into adulthood. I wanted to say thank you for not entertaining me

02:08:44.260 --> 02:08:50.100
But more importantly helping me to better myself. Thank you. Love you man. Thank you. I'm happy birthday. Get off this up

02:08:50.820 --> 02:08:54.140
You think I have that parasite? Well, do you have explosive diarrhea right now?

02:08:59.620 --> 02:09:05.380
Does the site meet an overlay of the account already worked well wait, how do I overlay it?

02:09:05.700 --> 02:09:09.260
You know, we're probably gonna do a watch party Wednesday after we do

02:09:10.140 --> 02:09:11.540
horror games

02:09:11.540 --> 02:09:13.540
I'm just letting y'all know

02:09:14.260 --> 02:09:16.260
I don't know how long it'll take to set them all up though.

02:09:16.260 --> 02:09:17.260
That's the problem.

02:09:17.260 --> 02:09:21.260
Anyways, no, this is going to be the schedule.

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We're going to play a horror game right now called Sheriff Looper,

02:09:24.260 --> 02:09:26.260
and maybe Channel 4 Midnight.

02:09:26.260 --> 02:09:29.260
And then we're going to hop on Backyard Baseball

02:09:29.260 --> 02:09:31.260
for the rest of the stream.

02:09:31.260 --> 02:09:34.260
Maybe do Ice Cream Man today, or a different day.

02:09:34.260 --> 02:09:35.260
I don't really know.

02:09:35.260 --> 02:09:37.260
Ice Cream Man might get saved.

02:09:37.260 --> 02:09:39.260
I don't know how long it'll take to set them all up though.

02:09:39.260 --> 02:09:41.260
I don't know how long it'll take to set them all up though.

02:09:41.260 --> 02:09:42.260
That's the problem.

02:09:42.260 --> 02:09:43.260
Anyways, no, this is going to be the schedule.

02:09:43.260 --> 02:09:50.860
get saved. Tomorrow, I'm not live. Wednesday, we're going to be doing a flash and die. And maybe

02:09:50.860 --> 02:09:57.100
another random game into the Argentina, England, World Cup, watch party game. How we're going to

02:09:57.100 --> 02:10:01.180
do that is I think I'll be able to play the audio and I'll have an overlay of the score,

02:10:01.180 --> 02:10:05.340
but I can't show the screen because that would be copyrighted. So it'll just be my face.

02:10:06.220 --> 02:10:12.380
And you're going to have to pull up the game on your own TV or monitor and then you could watch it

02:10:12.380 --> 02:10:16.460
with me. I'm not a big fan of watch parties normally, but I think for like a World Cup semi-final

02:10:16.460 --> 02:10:24.620
would be really fun. We're gonna win. I might bet on England. I've seen England play, and I have

02:10:24.620 --> 02:10:31.580
doubted England twice now, and every time I bet against them, they've won. So I don't know, we'll

02:10:31.580 --> 02:10:35.900
see. I might make a, this is what I also might do. I'll probably have an overlay, and then should I

02:10:35.900 --> 02:10:41.260
have another side overlay of the bets that I made in the corner to see if they hit. I'll do a lot of

02:10:41.260 --> 02:10:48.360
I'll do a lot of wild par ways. I'll do like England to win and I'll have like Harry Kane goal and then maybe like something else

02:10:48.860 --> 02:10:56.120
Like overall like tie like it doesn't go to you're just like, you know something like that not like just like a straight money line bet

02:10:58.140 --> 02:11:00.140
What else uh

02:11:01.060 --> 02:11:04.500
What was I gonna say? Oh, that's Wednesday Thursday. We're doing the triple T

02:11:05.140 --> 02:11:07.140
Horror game as well as dressing up

02:11:07.580 --> 02:11:09.740
Maybe mousetraps that day other random shit

02:11:09.740 --> 02:11:13.420
Friday's React Saturday, Sunday, I'm not live next Monday,

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random games.

02:11:15.340 --> 02:11:17.500
Next Tuesday, I will be live doing random games as well.

02:11:17.500 --> 02:11:20.100
Next Wednesday, I'm actually going to be off next Thursday.

02:11:20.100 --> 02:11:22.500
We have photo anomaly and maybe games with the guys,

02:11:22.500 --> 02:11:24.300
or we'll do games with the guys on Monday or Tuesday.

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I'm unsure.

02:11:25.820 --> 02:11:30.060
And next charity stream for Alvea Sanctuary next Friday,

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matching chat stone is up to 10K.

02:11:33.900 --> 02:11:34.420
Hold up.

02:11:39.740 --> 02:11:49.040
Okay, but I'm trying to figure out this fucking overlay shit just a browser source. You can

02:11:49.040 --> 02:11:55.360
show the stride on stream if you need. Oh, I can. Yeah, I'm trying to like figure out

02:11:55.360 --> 02:12:01.780
an overlay that I'm able to use. It's just vision overlay, no pay required, three basic

02:12:01.780 --> 02:12:04.020
I'm gonna go the s-rolls, okay.

02:12:04.020 --> 02:12:09.020
Would you be able to tell me how to set that up?

02:12:10.460 --> 02:12:12.660
How long does that take?

02:12:15.220 --> 02:12:16.940
Both teams are ass.

02:12:16.940 --> 02:12:18.780
What do you mean both teams are butt, bro?

02:12:18.780 --> 02:12:20.560
Both teams is the final four.

02:12:21.420 --> 02:12:24.820
What, it's Spain, France, Argentina, and England

02:12:24.820 --> 02:12:25.700
or the last four.

02:12:27.820 --> 02:12:31.760
I don't think Spain's going to the finals by any means.

02:12:31.760 --> 02:12:37.240
I think it's going to be France, and either England or Argentina.

02:12:37.240 --> 02:12:40.040
It's just, which, which is it going to be?

02:12:40.040 --> 02:12:42.480
Worse than my finals of all time, nobody's talking about Spain.

02:12:42.480 --> 02:12:43.080
That's what I'm saying.

02:12:43.080 --> 02:12:45.640
Nobody thinks Spain's going to win.

02:12:45.640 --> 02:12:47.960
I think it's mainly people think France is going to win,

02:12:47.960 --> 02:12:49.420
and then there's people that like want

02:12:49.420 --> 02:12:52.240
Massey to win because it's Argentina, or Argentina

02:12:52.240 --> 02:12:56.680
to win because of Massey, or they're just Argentina fans.

02:12:56.680 --> 02:12:59.680
RBSG, the potato Harley, Captain Michael,

02:12:59.680 --> 02:13:00.160
take it for the sub.

02:13:00.160 --> 02:13:02.240
RT Kedda and Flippi for the sub-chance, thank you for the three.

02:13:02.240 --> 02:13:07.360
Alright, I'm gonna go P real quick, so you count me down like a minute, I'm gonna be like a minute or two,

02:13:07.360 --> 02:13:09.680
and then we're gonna hop into the next game.

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Uh, Sheriff Wooper, which I have no idea how long it takes, but one of you guys recommended it.

02:13:15.040 --> 02:13:16.960
Also, if you have any videos you have not yet, you can watch the videos you have to play videos, etc.

02:13:16.960 --> 02:13:19.960
by the ass song coming in right now walk in

02:13:46.960 --> 02:13:49.020
you

02:14:16.960 --> 02:14:19.020
you

02:14:46.960 --> 02:14:49.020
you

02:15:16.960 --> 02:15:19.020
you

02:15:46.960 --> 02:15:49.020
you

02:16:46.960 --> 02:16:53.960
All right.

02:16:53.960 --> 02:17:05.920
Rip and Edible, after we play Sheriff Looper, I think I might crack a THC drink.

02:17:05.920 --> 02:17:07.640
We'll see.

02:17:07.640 --> 02:17:09.840
I want to get through Sheriff Looper first though.

02:17:09.840 --> 02:17:11.640
Real for the three.

02:17:11.640 --> 02:17:13.160
My father passed away a year ago today.

02:17:13.160 --> 02:17:14.840
I'm sorry for your loss, man, ripping the chat.

02:17:14.840 --> 02:17:20.420
I want to say thank you for streams help make me look forward or you help me keep going forward and look towards

02:17:21.060 --> 02:17:24.780
The bright even when it's tough. Well, I'm glad I'm able to help me, but I'm sorry that you're going through that

02:17:26.180 --> 02:17:30.980
And ripping the chat dude captain kush RBL Bobby and Danny, but a thousand buddies

02:17:32.020 --> 02:17:35.900
Eric Woods lay solace B and a for the sub if you rather die right now or live forever

02:17:37.300 --> 02:17:39.300
Right now I think I would

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very

02:17:42.420 --> 02:17:49.420
Dumbly choose, that's the right word, dumbly, stupidly choose, live forever.

02:17:49.420 --> 02:17:54.420
I think if you ask me that question in like 20 years, I'd probably say die right now.

02:17:54.420 --> 02:17:59.420
But I think at the stage of my life I'm in, I'd be like fuck man, I don't want to die.

02:17:59.420 --> 02:18:02.420
Blondie, Arsenal, Jake, Emma, and A for the sub, B for the sub.

02:18:02.420 --> 02:18:04.420
Ben and Emma for the sub as well.

02:18:04.420 --> 02:18:07.420
Dumbly, dumbly's got to be a word, right?

02:18:07.420 --> 02:18:09.420
Let me Google that.

02:18:09.420 --> 02:18:13.580
Dumbly, yeah, Dumbly's a word.

02:18:15.620 --> 02:18:17.220
Like dumb, dumbly.

02:18:17.220 --> 02:18:18.700
Have you ever played the game Sex with Hitler?

02:18:18.700 --> 02:18:20.700
That's COS on stream.

02:18:20.700 --> 02:18:23.500
So please don't tell me to play that corruption.

02:18:23.500 --> 02:18:27.380
That's like one of eight games that is an instant ban on Twitch.

02:18:29.900 --> 02:18:31.380
For very obvious reasons.

02:18:31.380 --> 02:18:43.140
How many milligrams of the THC cans, like tens, but I've gotten like 25s and 50s before.

02:18:43.140 --> 02:18:46.020
They don't sell those in New Jersey anymore, though.

02:18:46.020 --> 02:18:50.000
For a while, you used to be able to get like cans that are like hundreds at liquor stores

02:18:50.000 --> 02:18:51.000
and smoke shops.

02:18:51.000 --> 02:18:58.260
But there was a new law they have in New Jersey now where you can't sell like any in in med

02:18:58.260 --> 02:19:07.020
Dispensaries and in regular like liquor stores or anywhere where they're selling like THCA or just like weird loophole THC drinks

02:19:08.100 --> 02:19:14.620
Serving is still five milligrams. So if you buy 50 milligram can it'll say there's 10 servings in the can even if the cans like fucking 12 ounces

02:19:15.060 --> 02:19:21.500
But they used to have like bottles that they would sell that were like thousand like thousand milligram bottles

02:19:21.500 --> 02:19:22.300
It'd be bigger

02:19:22.300 --> 02:19:27.000
But like they I learned the liquor store the other day and he was complaining about this is like a month ago two months ago

02:19:27.000 --> 02:19:30.660
He's like I can't sell these anymore. I'm like the fuck you talking about he's like there's a law

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That they're only able to sell I think 10 milligrams per can as max

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is

02:19:38.120 --> 02:19:40.580
That for if kids think it's candy

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No

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Not for drinks

02:19:47.520 --> 02:19:54.120
They're just trying to get that sale like that they don't want they don't want like liquor stores and smoke shops to be selling that high of THC

02:19:54.320 --> 02:19:55.680
amounts

02:19:55.680 --> 02:20:02.160
Why that's the case for men dispensaries. I don't know. I just think it's because it's strong. I'm gonna have to take

02:20:03.200 --> 02:20:08.000
Personally and I get high very often that if you're somebody that is

02:20:09.040 --> 02:20:14.980
Sitting there and going Joe, you're a pussy. How are you getting high on 10 milligrams of THC two things?

02:20:17.000 --> 02:20:21.900
One gummy will get me high and I eat it and I've eaten a gummy

02:20:21.900 --> 02:20:28.680
Fuck in 300 days out of last 365 days. So tolerance ain't really building that fast number two

02:20:30.660 --> 02:20:37.620
If you need a hundred and fifty milligrams to get high I think you're getting high in the wrong ways

02:20:38.140 --> 02:20:43.900
You're also maybe genetically not capable of digesting THC in the same way

02:20:43.900 --> 02:20:50.140
I don't really know but like bro. I know people that are like I have to eat 500 milligrams to get high and I'm like bro

02:20:50.140 --> 02:20:57.640
500 to feel something that's crazy like that's fucking wild. There's one thing that I want to try

02:20:58.300 --> 02:21:00.300
in Amsterdam

02:21:02.420 --> 02:21:06.400
They have at coffee shops a THC cake

02:21:08.100 --> 02:21:10.100
It's called a space cake

02:21:11.420 --> 02:21:13.920
It's coffee shop deludes I

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I don't know how many milligrams it is, but I think it's 500 for the whole cake, or it's

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like a hundred, and you see a lot of Americans go and they buy the cake at the coffee shop

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and like one day they're there, they just go, okay, everybody take one big bite, and

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then they'll get so high that they can't do anything the rest of the day.

02:21:35.880 --> 02:21:43.680
Like, it's so strong, yes, 350 milligrams, for that, it's like this big, like that small

02:21:43.680 --> 02:21:47.800
I do have a story. I they like weed festivals in New Jersey and

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My friend that's like five years older than me went to one. So he's like 30 or almost 30. He's like 29 and

02:21:57.040 --> 02:21:58.640
He

02:21:58.640 --> 02:22:03.280
He went there. He's already like smoking and shit. So he's already high as friend hands in the slice of cake

02:22:03.280 --> 02:22:08.160
And it wasn't this cake specifically obviously, but it was just like a cake in general. He's like, all right, let's

02:22:09.040 --> 02:22:11.040
let's all split this and

02:22:11.040 --> 02:22:16.200
And he ends up eating a whole slice and his friend only took a bite of one of it and his friend comes back

02:22:16.200 --> 02:22:18.560
He's like did you eat that whole fucking thing and he goes yeah

02:22:18.560 --> 02:22:21.720
You just gave me a slice of cake and he's like that whole slice is 400 milligrams

02:22:22.560 --> 02:22:24.560
And he sits there and goes what?

02:22:25.120 --> 02:22:30.480
And he starts panicking because he's like I'm not gonna be able to do anything for the rest of the day

02:22:30.480 --> 02:22:36.600
Probably even tomorrow, you know like if you eat a 400 milligram piece of cake at like 3 p.m

02:22:36.600 --> 02:22:42.840
the next day you're gonna be high like you need to just not do anything so now

02:22:42.840 --> 02:22:47.360
he's like while he's capable of doing stuff he's like I need to not have

02:22:47.360 --> 02:22:53.280
anything tomorrow because I'm now going to be high as fuck you got a list in the

02:22:53.280 --> 02:22:59.400
Chris I mean Chris was told one or two on stream before Chris Kosherd has the

02:22:59.400 --> 02:23:04.880
funniest weed stories of all time and it wasn't him that had that problem

02:23:04.880 --> 02:23:10.960
happen in, but there's been multiple occasions where Chris has gotten dosed with like 150

02:23:10.960 --> 02:23:17.240
milligrams of THC unknowingly, found out about a half hour later when it's far too late and

02:23:17.240 --> 02:23:24.800
then been so high that he can't do anything on an airplane too, like multiple times.

02:23:24.800 --> 02:23:28.080
Like I don't, I think, I think he told the story when it was a friend slop day, but he

02:23:28.080 --> 02:23:35.440
He said they were skiing in Utah or Nevada,

02:23:35.440 --> 02:23:37.560
or somewhere where weed was legal.

02:23:37.560 --> 02:23:39.840
And they had these 100 milligram THC cans,

02:23:39.840 --> 02:23:42.040
and they had some left on the day they had to leave.

02:23:42.040 --> 02:23:44.240
So he just chugs one, because he's like,

02:23:44.240 --> 02:23:45.720
well, I don't want to throw it out.

02:23:45.720 --> 02:23:47.840
And he said he had trouble getting through TSA.

02:23:47.840 --> 02:23:48.840
He was so high.

02:23:48.840 --> 02:23:50.240
His friend had to help him.

02:23:50.240 --> 02:23:53.840
And then he's sitting middle seat on the plane ride back.

02:23:53.840 --> 02:23:56.480
And it's like 20 minutes after the plane takes off,

02:23:56.480 --> 02:23:57.480
he feels nauseous.

02:23:57.480 --> 02:23:59.360
So he turns to his friend and he goes,

02:23:59.360 --> 02:24:02.080
what would you do if you had a throw up?

02:24:03.760 --> 02:24:05.840
Like, what a funny way to word that.

02:24:05.840 --> 02:24:07.520
Not leaning to your friend and being like,

02:24:07.520 --> 02:24:09.040
I need a throw up, help me.

02:24:09.040 --> 02:24:10.760
He like leans to his friend and he goes,

02:24:10.760 --> 02:24:13.840
what would you do right now if you needed a throw up?

02:24:16.760 --> 02:24:18.520
And so he gets a bag, he's like vomiting.

02:24:18.520 --> 02:24:23.040
He said, it was the most upset he's ever seen people with him.

02:24:23.040 --> 02:24:27.160
Like the looks he got were the worst that he's ever seen.

02:24:27.160 --> 02:24:32.240
Like worse than like being in like a New York City subway and like fucking pissing on the ground or some shit

02:24:32.520 --> 02:24:35.040
Like people just live it with you

02:24:36.800 --> 02:24:41.200
Because I'd be mad too, bro, you just fucking smell somebody vomiting next to you it's just so annoying

02:24:41.440 --> 02:24:45.320
That's normal peaking people peaking on airplanes. That's it's not normal

02:24:45.320 --> 02:24:48.600
I know it's normal in the sense that it's not like uncommon

02:24:49.080 --> 02:24:53.880
But I have maybe seen somebody throw up on an airplane twice in my entire life

02:24:53.880 --> 02:25:02.520
And I've been on a hundred airplanes, you know more like you're on the you seeing somebody bobbed on an airplane is very rare

02:25:03.120 --> 02:25:09.160
I'm not mad at them for having to throw up, but am I annoyed that now I have to smell vomit? Yeah

02:25:10.240 --> 02:25:15.480
Fire pain yas Matt Stoney and big for the sub rug gr rug for the sub Danny for the five

02:25:16.920 --> 02:25:18.920
Not answering that do I think of the five

02:25:19.560 --> 02:25:21.560
Let's go

02:25:21.960 --> 02:25:23.960
Cub painting y'all thinking of the sun

02:25:25.280 --> 02:25:30.800
Why not should I turn off lights? Yeah sure. He's crashing out again, bro

02:25:31.920 --> 02:25:33.920
We got a hop and sheriff looper

02:25:35.440 --> 02:25:37.960
Bro period period

02:25:43.840 --> 02:25:45.840
What is he crashing out about

02:25:45.840 --> 02:25:53.840
I'm from Norway. I paid to go to watch to pay. I paid to go to Miami. I watched a rigged game for England to win. You agree that match was rigged.

02:25:53.840 --> 02:26:03.840
Gibbs, I didn't see Holland's foul because in the stadium. I didn't even know this until I went to the England Norway game in the stadium when VR is happening.

02:26:03.840 --> 02:26:05.840
Like if you watch the game at home.

02:26:06.840 --> 02:26:10.840
We're going to chair flooper. He's not crashing out. He's talking about the game.

02:26:10.840 --> 02:26:20.840
Jinx, he's an alcoholic. He's not an alcoholic. What is he drinking? One beer right now?

02:26:20.840 --> 02:26:30.840
Turn that down. Holy.

02:26:30.840 --> 02:26:39.840
Sheriff Looper. I've been told this is scary. Whether or not it is, I don't know.

02:26:40.840 --> 02:26:47.840
Holder steady.

02:26:47.840 --> 02:26:50.840
Is this me? Am I sure? Oh, that pops.

02:26:50.840 --> 02:26:53.840
Just like we practiced, alright?

02:26:53.840 --> 02:26:57.840
Hold right mouse to spin your lasso.

02:26:57.840 --> 02:27:02.840
Oh, do I have to, like, catch things?

02:27:02.840 --> 02:27:05.840
I'm holding right mouse button.

02:27:05.840 --> 02:27:07.840
This will get your lasso some length.

02:27:07.840 --> 02:27:10.840
When you're ready, loop your lasso to the left mouse.

02:27:10.840 --> 02:27:12.840
Try and make some loops.

02:27:15.840 --> 02:27:17.840
And then just throw them.

02:27:17.840 --> 02:27:19.840
Oh!

02:27:26.840 --> 02:27:28.840
Okay, let's do something to make some loops.

02:27:28.840 --> 02:27:30.840
Where are you going?

02:27:30.840 --> 02:27:32.840
We ain't done practicing.

02:27:32.840 --> 02:27:34.840
I'm sorry, Pops.

02:27:34.840 --> 02:27:36.840
I'm just trying to get as good as you, you know?

02:27:36.840 --> 02:27:41.840
Yeah, you're just a good ol' cowboy and all, I just want to be like just like my dad.

02:27:42.840 --> 02:27:45.840
Hold right mouse to get some length, make loops with a cow.

02:27:45.840 --> 02:27:48.840
So should I just like max this shit out?

02:27:48.840 --> 02:27:51.840
Is this how I become a real cowboy?

02:27:57.840 --> 02:27:59.840
Yeah, you can loop far as shit.

02:28:00.840 --> 02:28:04.840
There you go! Goddamn natural you are!

02:28:04.840 --> 02:28:13.840
Now let's try something more interesting. Try breaking them barrels with your lasso.

02:28:13.840 --> 02:28:17.840
Breaking them barrels? How the fuck am I gonna break up?

02:28:17.840 --> 02:28:20.840
Oh shit, bacon!

02:28:22.840 --> 02:28:25.840
Well I'll be damned, you're my flesh and blood, alright?

02:28:25.840 --> 02:28:30.840
Came right out of my ballsack, you did.

02:28:30.840 --> 02:28:35.840
Sometimes in barrels can jump some turkey. Get for your health.

02:28:35.840 --> 02:28:39.840
Gotta loop them back up, too. It's so loud, I'll turn it down.

02:28:39.840 --> 02:28:42.840
Keep at it. One day you'll be the best sheriff in a spastic.

02:28:42.840 --> 02:28:44.840
Soon people will be screaming your name.

02:28:44.840 --> 02:28:46.840
It is that little loudest fuck.

02:28:46.840 --> 02:28:49.840
Sheriff Looper!

02:28:49.840 --> 02:28:52.840
Bro, can I? Oh, God, she's getting kidnapped.

02:28:52.840 --> 02:28:54.840
Help me, Sheriff!

02:28:54.840 --> 02:28:58.840
Later, go, Blue!

02:28:58.840 --> 02:29:01.920
No game do, your mayor ain't paid her price yet.

02:29:02.420 --> 02:29:04.980
Gonna leave my last around and slow it some down.

02:29:05.540 --> 02:29:07.700
Steady girl, void hurtle, alright?

02:29:07.700 --> 02:29:08.440
Hey!

02:29:09.000 --> 02:29:10.440
I can't pause it, fuck.

02:29:10.760 --> 02:29:13.160
Alright, buff it, you're gonna be loud as shit, chat, sorry.

02:29:14.440 --> 02:29:16.040
At least until it pauses now, man.

02:29:16.920 --> 02:29:18.920
I'm gonna shot the door, oh fuck.

02:29:24.520 --> 02:29:26.520
I gotta loop him that many times?

02:29:28.840 --> 02:29:33.840
This ain't a horror game!

02:29:33.840 --> 02:29:34.840
Woo!

02:29:34.840 --> 02:29:37.840
I suck at this.

02:29:37.840 --> 02:29:46.840
Fuck, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause the game.

02:29:46.840 --> 02:29:47.840
I'm turning it down.

02:29:47.840 --> 02:29:48.840
I'm turning it down here.

02:29:48.840 --> 02:29:51.840
This should be fine.

02:29:51.840 --> 02:29:52.840
How's the audio now?

02:29:52.840 --> 02:29:53.840
Is it still bad?

02:29:53.840 --> 02:30:10.840
Should I- it's good now? Okay, awesome. I had to turn it down on my screen, bro. Now I have no health.

02:30:10.840 --> 02:30:15.840
But I'm full locked. If I get hit with a bullet one time, I die.

02:30:23.840 --> 02:30:47.640
I'll try, I'll never expect it!

02:30:47.640 --> 02:30:52.960
And then you laugh right behind you.

02:30:52.960 --> 02:30:56.800
Oh my god, I'm fucking him up.

02:30:56.800 --> 02:30:59.120
Oh my god, I'm fucking him up.

02:30:59.120 --> 02:31:00.120
Regen?

02:31:00.120 --> 02:31:01.120
Easy as hell.

02:31:01.120 --> 02:31:02.120
Jerky.

02:31:11.120 --> 02:31:13.640
This is the first fucking mission.

02:31:13.640 --> 02:31:17.520
This is the first fucking mission in the game right now, and I can't beat it.

02:31:17.520 --> 02:31:19.800
All right, no, I'm full locked, I'm full locked, I'm full locked.

02:31:19.800 --> 02:31:22.400
I know the barrels have jerky in them.

02:31:22.400 --> 02:31:24.400
We just got a full Kuladim, right?

02:31:24.400 --> 02:31:25.400
Right now.

02:31:25.400 --> 02:31:26.400
Okay.

02:31:26.400 --> 02:31:27.400
Dude!

02:31:31.400 --> 02:31:33.400
Does he ever stop?

02:31:39.400 --> 02:31:40.400
Nah, I just fucked him up there.

02:31:40.400 --> 02:31:41.400
We're good.

02:31:41.400 --> 02:31:42.400
Be a jerky?

02:31:42.400 --> 02:31:44.400
How do I get to be a jerky?

02:31:45.400 --> 02:31:47.400
I have to laugh so the jerky?

02:31:47.400 --> 02:31:49.400
Are you fucking serious?

02:31:52.400 --> 02:31:55.400
Oh, you're a fucking jerk off.

02:31:55.400 --> 02:31:59.400
I'm gonna crash out.

02:31:59.400 --> 02:32:02.400
I'm gonna crash out.

02:32:02.400 --> 02:32:04.400
Ready? Turkey.

02:32:04.400 --> 02:32:10.400
Goooood!

02:32:10.400 --> 02:32:13.400
Okay, I'm just not gonna take damage.

02:32:13.400 --> 02:32:15.400
I'm just not gonna take damage.

02:32:15.400 --> 02:32:36.000
They're just floating in the sky while the bullet's not moving.

02:32:36.000 --> 02:32:39.640
Not clipping him, literally clipping him.

02:32:39.640 --> 02:32:41.480
Full regen right now, full regen.

02:32:41.480 --> 02:32:44.480
After we shoot this next one.

02:32:44.480 --> 02:32:46.120
We take him down more.

02:32:46.120 --> 02:32:47.120
Oh my god, there we go.

02:32:54.000 --> 02:32:54.840
Another regen.

02:32:54.840 --> 02:32:56.240
Pass half health.

02:32:56.240 --> 02:32:57.520
Gotta do bigger circles, you're right,

02:32:57.520 --> 02:32:59.160
but then I waste more lasso.

02:32:59.160 --> 02:33:00.560
This is the lasso length here.

02:33:02.880 --> 02:33:04.920
What if we put a switch on the revolver?

02:33:04.920 --> 02:33:06.760
What the fuck is this?

02:33:06.760 --> 02:33:07.600
Oh my god.

02:33:13.360 --> 02:33:14.280
Dork?

02:33:14.280 --> 02:33:18.760
One that, one that, almost died too, just ran right into the rock.

02:33:18.760 --> 02:33:20.320
You're my savior.

02:33:23.360 --> 02:33:25.320
Well, it's about time, Sheriff.

02:33:27.000 --> 02:33:28.680
Apologies, my lady.

02:33:28.680 --> 02:33:30.180
Looks like I'm getting sloppy.

02:33:31.480 --> 02:33:34.480
Yeah, right, you're still running me up like a bro.

02:33:36.080 --> 02:33:39.120
And you, how many times are you gonna try and kidnap me?

02:33:39.120 --> 02:33:41.280
Why is she being so casual about this?

02:33:41.280 --> 02:33:43.920
You know Sheriff Looper ain't gonna let you get away.

02:33:44.280 --> 02:33:47.280
Yeah, sorry. Just tried to kidnap you again.

02:33:48.280 --> 02:33:51.280
Can't blame an honest man for trying to get by.

02:33:51.280 --> 02:33:53.280
This is none of us are lucky to be the mayor's daughter.

02:33:54.280 --> 02:33:58.280
Alright, alright, let's take this man back to his spa, CEO.

02:33:58.280 --> 02:34:00.280
Sorry for being late, Mary.

02:34:00.280 --> 02:34:04.280
It's okay. At least I know you'll always be here to save me, my hero.

02:34:05.280 --> 02:34:07.280
Oh my god, she gave me a kiss. Holy.

02:34:07.280 --> 02:34:09.280
or uh

02:34:11.600 --> 02:34:18.400
Why thank you looper thank you for saving my daughter again i do my best ma'am it's highly

02:34:18.400 --> 02:34:27.040
significant now we get scheduled to public hanging for this pain holy shit scheduled public hanging

02:34:27.040 --> 02:34:39.280
for this mandate. Ew, what? Yo, what? Oh, man, I don't think such drastic measures are needed.

02:34:40.240 --> 02:34:46.960
Geez, daddy. What? Geez, daddy, I'm sure some time the slammer would teach him a lesson.

02:34:48.560 --> 02:34:52.480
Well, well, you are the sheriff. I'm sure you know the best in this situation.

02:34:52.480 --> 02:34:57.480
Time to sundown. I'll see you at home, okay, Looper?

02:34:57.480 --> 02:35:00.480
Jeej?

02:35:05.480 --> 02:35:09.480
You take good care of my daughter, Looper. I don't forget giving you my blessing.

02:35:12.480 --> 02:35:14.480
Thank you, Mayor. She's a wonderful gal.

02:35:15.480 --> 02:35:19.480
Oh, Barf! Mind taking this somewhere not around here?

02:35:19.480 --> 02:35:24.280
Why don't you walk the town before heading home, Looper?

02:35:24.280 --> 02:35:27.280
Might have some folks who need help.

02:35:27.280 --> 02:35:28.120
Leveled up.

02:35:30.620 --> 02:35:33.000
Walk the town, get on my horse.

02:35:33.000 --> 02:35:34.000
Well, it says you.

02:35:35.200 --> 02:35:36.040
Howdy, Gunner.

02:35:36.880 --> 02:35:37.720
Looper.

02:35:38.560 --> 02:35:40.560
Might a fine day, we're having.

02:35:40.560 --> 02:35:43.240
Don't you got a share of duties, take care of.

02:35:43.240 --> 02:35:44.400
All right, good talk.

02:35:48.080 --> 02:35:48.920
I don't have a gun.

02:35:48.920 --> 02:35:50.120
Why do I not have a gun?

02:35:51.240 --> 02:35:53.240
Oh, gosh, you're gonna ask me to help her queen.

02:35:53.240 --> 02:35:58.240
I'm a bastard, leave it be useless slugs.

02:35:58.460 --> 02:35:59.640
Come on, Madam Dorothy,

02:35:59.640 --> 02:36:01.280
think you've had enough of the day?

02:36:01.280 --> 02:36:03.840
I ain't leaving till they pick me up.

02:36:03.840 --> 02:36:05.960
But look, one's as dumb as a rock,

02:36:05.960 --> 02:36:07.360
the other can't even share,

02:36:08.480 --> 02:36:10.680
can't even come share for this dirty town.

02:36:14.160 --> 02:36:17.520
Top of the morning, oh, top of the morning, Sheriff.

02:36:17.520 --> 02:36:19.780
Hiya Bella, need any assistance?

02:36:19.780 --> 02:36:22.080
Saloon's been attracting a bunch of rats.

02:36:22.080 --> 02:36:23.300
Guess get a little vermin to escape it

02:36:23.300 --> 02:36:25.280
before I could catch him.

02:36:25.280 --> 02:36:26.120
Let's get it!

02:36:28.280 --> 02:36:30.040
So I just gotta catch 15 rats?

02:36:30.040 --> 02:36:31.680
Oh my god, they're fucking huge.

02:36:32.620 --> 02:36:33.820
Why are they that large?

02:36:38.720 --> 02:36:39.560
Bravo.

02:36:44.920 --> 02:36:46.920
Like, I gotta have like fucking reaction.

02:36:47.520 --> 02:36:50.520
You're like fucking Fortnite reaction time, dude.

02:36:50.520 --> 02:36:52.520
You're gonna catch him that fast?

02:36:56.520 --> 02:36:57.520
Bro!

02:37:17.520 --> 02:37:21.000
Not locked in, not locked in, not locked in.

02:37:21.000 --> 02:37:25.000
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, reach in, reach in.

02:37:25.000 --> 02:37:29.840
Level up.

02:37:29.840 --> 02:37:38.700
See you later, miss.

02:37:38.700 --> 02:37:43.220
Got more things to do.

02:37:43.220 --> 02:37:44.540
Hello, ma'am.

02:37:44.540 --> 02:37:47.020
Good day, Sheriff. Lovely day we're having, aren't we?

02:37:47.020 --> 02:37:49.020
Right, Madam Madeline.

02:37:49.020 --> 02:37:52.020
Right, Madam Madeline. Need any assistance?

02:37:52.020 --> 02:37:55.020
I'm good. My husband, however, might need some help.

02:37:55.020 --> 02:37:58.020
Alright, I'll look for the farmer, then.

02:37:58.020 --> 02:38:00.020
Shouldn't mess with the farmer's stuff.

02:38:00.020 --> 02:38:02.020
Okay, well, where the fuck is the farmer?

02:38:02.020 --> 02:38:04.020
How the hell am I supposed to find him?

02:38:04.020 --> 02:38:06.020
Oh, my God, he's gonna need me to rattle some bulls.

02:38:06.020 --> 02:38:09.020
Personally, I think farming brings about more benefits.

02:38:09.020 --> 02:38:12.020
Oh, dang, I'll be late for dinner. Let's go, Max.

02:38:12.020 --> 02:38:14.020
That's not the farmer

02:38:15.220 --> 02:38:17.460
Oh, that let me guess that's the farmer

02:38:18.380 --> 02:38:20.380
Howdy sheriff

02:38:20.380 --> 02:38:25.580
Good day Ford need any help as a matter of fact. I got me some runaway bowls in the field

02:38:26.100 --> 02:38:29.700
It'd be great if you could help me round up some of them up. Let's get it

02:38:32.100 --> 02:38:34.100
This is gonna be easy

02:38:39.820 --> 02:38:41.820
Oh my god, I can

02:38:42.020 --> 02:38:56.860
Level up!

02:38:56.860 --> 02:38:57.860
This is not a horror game.

02:38:57.860 --> 02:39:00.220
Whoever told me this is a horror game, you are a fucking liar.

02:39:00.220 --> 02:39:01.220
It's very fun though.

02:39:01.220 --> 02:39:04.820
I don't know what business I'm about to get into.

02:39:04.820 --> 02:39:11.100
I need to level up all this time, potentially, for a boss fight, potentially.

02:39:11.100 --> 02:39:13.100
Let me go into the wash house, see what's going on here.

02:39:13.100 --> 02:39:18.100
What brings the town sheriff to visit my humble wash house?

02:39:18.100 --> 02:39:21.100
Just checking on people this fine town.

02:39:21.100 --> 02:39:24.100
Well, you must know they're all safe in town, thanks to you.

02:39:24.100 --> 02:39:25.100
Good to hear.

02:39:25.100 --> 02:39:27.100
Appreciate the last minute wash, didn't a big time.

02:39:27.100 --> 02:39:30.100
Any time, Sheriff, it's my job after all.

02:39:30.100 --> 02:39:33.100
Can we coin flip? No, you gambling addict.

02:39:33.100 --> 02:39:38.100
I'm not gonna fucking coin flip.

02:39:38.100 --> 02:39:39.780
Come on, these two.

02:39:39.780 --> 02:39:41.460
Son, we've been sent, we've been over this.

02:39:41.460 --> 02:39:43.700
That cave's a lost cause.

02:39:43.700 --> 02:39:45.860
Come on, Pops!

02:39:45.860 --> 02:39:47.860
Still got some gold left in it.

02:39:47.860 --> 02:39:49.220
Got a few coyotes.

02:39:49.220 --> 02:39:51.660
Don't mean it's done for.

02:39:51.660 --> 02:39:54.500
Some gold ain't gonna be rooflosed in a lamp.

02:39:54.500 --> 02:39:57.620
Besides, I'm taking Tilly and Tansy to Cologne tonight.

02:39:57.620 --> 02:39:59.900
Come on, Pops!

02:39:59.900 --> 02:40:00.740
She didn't intrude.

02:40:03.820 --> 02:40:04.900
Got money coming from you?

02:40:04.900 --> 02:40:08.060
OK, yeah, but you're trying to gamble fake currency right now.

02:40:08.060 --> 02:40:14.060
Hey Billy, howdy Sheriff, seen any trouble?

02:40:14.060 --> 02:40:17.060
Well, there was a flying clouds heading up to the canes.

02:40:17.060 --> 02:40:21.060
She checked and seen them Sheriff, they were zooming.

02:40:21.060 --> 02:40:24.060
Flying clouds, appreciate the look-out Billy, anytime true.

02:40:24.060 --> 02:40:27.060
Shoulda changed his voice to that earlier on.

02:40:27.060 --> 02:40:29.060
Now why would I leave town now?

02:40:29.060 --> 02:40:34.060
I don't know where the fuck everything else is, I'm just kinda wandering around right now.

02:40:34.060 --> 02:40:37.060
There's another person.

02:40:37.060 --> 02:40:38.460
Hi, Sharers.

02:40:38.460 --> 02:40:39.960
Good day, working hard?

02:40:39.960 --> 02:40:42.760
Yep, Papa said it'll take me and Tilly to the saloon tonight.

02:40:42.760 --> 02:40:46.160
Must be the chair of Tilly for Mama's haircut.

02:40:46.160 --> 02:40:47.360
Mom, fuck up her hair.

02:40:47.360 --> 02:40:49.460
Is this Tilly?

02:40:49.460 --> 02:40:50.160
Hi, Sharers.

02:40:50.160 --> 02:40:50.860
Why the long face?

02:40:50.860 --> 02:40:51.860
How's Mama cutting my hair?

02:40:51.860 --> 02:40:53.360
And Tinsy would have different hair.

02:40:53.360 --> 02:40:55.560
Now, I look like a boy.

02:40:55.560 --> 02:40:56.360
That ain't so bad.

02:40:56.360 --> 02:40:57.760
Don't worry, your hair will grow back.

02:40:57.760 --> 02:40:58.660
That's what Papa said.

02:40:58.660 --> 02:41:01.260
At least we're having been in the saloon later.

02:41:01.260 --> 02:41:03.560
They get hammered.

02:41:03.560 --> 02:41:06.960
Ain't my business in there.

02:41:06.960 --> 02:41:10.680
These two look creepy as fuck.

02:41:10.680 --> 02:41:13.280
Was that all of Espacio?

02:41:13.280 --> 02:41:15.400
It's a small town.

02:41:15.400 --> 02:41:20.280
I heard the next town over has a museum of exotic fishes.

02:41:20.280 --> 02:41:21.280
Nice one, Theodore.

02:41:21.280 --> 02:41:22.280
Fucking loser.

02:41:22.280 --> 02:41:31.280
I didn't know I didn't have full health.

02:41:31.280 --> 02:41:35.040
Ah, ban the guy that's spamming paragraphs.

02:41:35.040 --> 02:41:43.520
town hall literally nothing here where else am I supposed to go I feel like I've

02:41:43.520 --> 02:41:51.960
been everywhere in town have I not wandering the whole fucking area

02:41:51.960 --> 02:41:58.520
my sheriff badge hey sheriff well good idea not causing any trouble no it was

02:41:58.520 --> 02:42:01.680
just digging around found a shiny badge I'll be damned that's a rare fine

02:42:01.680 --> 02:42:07.320
Collecting those make you stronger, you know. I really don't want it though. You could have it. Thanks for protecting spasio

02:42:08.160 --> 02:42:11.000
Ah, Dio, that's not a kind of you. Now you owe me one.

02:42:11.320 --> 02:42:16.860
You know, 1747, they give it a fiat five gifted subs. That's Ronin, Dirt, D and Max, they give it a sub.

02:42:16.860 --> 02:42:18.860
But it sounds fucking huge.

02:42:21.360 --> 02:42:25.020
Where else am I supposed to go? I'm gonna go back and see if everything's done.

02:42:26.080 --> 02:42:28.080
Gonna talk to the mayor again.

02:42:31.680 --> 02:42:33.920
I already looked if everybody in town needs help, dick.

02:42:34.920 --> 02:42:37.920
Bust it again, usual outcome, I'll be out in no time.

02:42:39.360 --> 02:42:40.560
Who else would need help?

02:42:45.400 --> 02:42:47.800
Go to my house? Where the fuck is my house?

02:42:53.080 --> 02:42:54.760
You act like I know where that is.

02:42:56.160 --> 02:42:57.480
Like I've lived in this world.

02:42:58.160 --> 02:42:59.200
Ain't my place.

02:42:59.680 --> 02:43:00.640
Is this my place?

02:43:00.640 --> 02:43:05.640
I guess I'm just fucking homeless, then.

02:43:05.640 --> 02:43:07.640
I'll confess.

02:43:07.640 --> 02:43:08.640
Sheriff's home.

02:43:08.640 --> 02:43:09.640
Urgent matters only.

02:43:09.640 --> 02:43:10.640
Gun for the day.

02:43:10.640 --> 02:43:11.640
I talk to everybody.

02:43:11.640 --> 02:43:12.640
I'll beat, better go home.

02:43:12.640 --> 02:43:13.640
Oh, is this where the game gets scary?

02:43:13.640 --> 02:43:14.640
Because it's nighttime, spooky, scary.

02:43:14.640 --> 02:43:15.640
You're home!

02:43:15.640 --> 02:43:16.640
Guess what?

02:43:16.640 --> 02:43:17.640
What is it, Barry?

02:43:17.640 --> 02:43:18.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:18.640 --> 02:43:19.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:19.640 --> 02:43:20.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:20.640 --> 02:43:21.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:21.640 --> 02:43:22.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:22.640 --> 02:43:23.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:23.640 --> 02:43:24.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:24.640 --> 02:43:25.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:25.640 --> 02:43:26.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:26.640 --> 02:43:27.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:27.640 --> 02:43:28.640
I'm not gonna lie.

02:43:28.640 --> 02:43:29.640
I'm gonna lie.

02:43:29.640 --> 02:43:30.920
What is it, Mary?

02:43:30.920 --> 02:43:32.920
I visited the midwife today.

02:43:32.920 --> 02:43:34.420
We're having a girl.

02:43:34.420 --> 02:43:35.920
That's amazing, Mary.

02:43:35.920 --> 02:43:37.920
What's wrong, Looper?

02:43:37.920 --> 02:43:40.420
It's just happening so fast.

02:43:40.420 --> 02:43:43.420
What if I'm good enough to be this girl's father?

02:43:43.420 --> 02:43:46.420
Oh, Looper, you've got nothing to worry about.

02:43:46.420 --> 02:43:48.420
You'll be a great dad.

02:43:48.420 --> 02:43:50.920
You protect a whole ton of people, for goodness sake.

02:43:50.920 --> 02:43:52.920
Raising one little girl ain't a challenge for ya.

02:43:52.920 --> 02:43:54.920
Besides, you got the best partner with ya.

02:43:54.920 --> 02:43:56.920
Appreciate it, Mary. You're right.

02:43:56.920 --> 02:43:58.920
I promise to protect you, our little girl.

02:43:58.920 --> 02:44:00.920
Girl I ain't nothing gonna harm my two girls

02:44:01.280 --> 02:44:07.440
That's my spirit. How do we have twins? Oh, jeez. Oh my two girls like she's the wife the wife and the mother

02:44:09.560 --> 02:44:11.560
Can't sleep I'm going for a walk

02:44:12.800 --> 02:44:18.040
Oh, she's gonna get kidnapped again. Somebody redeem heads at that got it chat. I got it. I know heads at that

02:44:18.040 --> 02:44:20.040
Holy fuck

02:44:22.880 --> 02:44:26.400
Max boo 17 take of the five gets its skinny Sean in Arizona for some

02:44:26.400 --> 02:44:32.400
walking. Taking on a sub only by the way?

02:44:32.400 --> 02:44:35.400
YAAAAAAAHHHH!

02:44:35.400 --> 02:44:41.400
Mary! Mary where are you?

02:44:41.400 --> 02:44:43.400
LOOPY!

02:44:43.400 --> 02:44:48.400
Mary!

02:44:48.400 --> 02:44:51.400
She's getting abducted.

02:44:51.400 --> 02:44:56.400
Looper! I'm gonna, I'm gonna get probed!

02:45:02.400 --> 02:45:04.400
Looper!

02:45:04.400 --> 02:45:06.400
Mary!

02:45:07.400 --> 02:45:11.400
Mary. Come on, Looper. Just three loops.

02:45:12.400 --> 02:45:14.400
How was this one? I was a kid.

02:45:18.400 --> 02:45:19.400
I got it.

02:45:19.400 --> 02:45:26.300
Hey, huh? Oh my god, is that Mary when she was young? That's pretty cool. Thanks.

02:45:26.300 --> 02:45:33.280
Aren't you Sheriff Looper's kid? Yeah I am. What's your name? Looper. Oh wait, your

02:45:33.280 --> 02:45:38.320
full name's Looper? Looper? Well yeah, I guess.

02:45:40.040 --> 02:45:44.640
It's not fucking funny. I'm sorry for laughing. You gotta admit it's kind of

02:45:44.640 --> 02:45:45.800
It's funny.

02:45:45.800 --> 02:45:47.480
It's not that funny.

02:45:47.480 --> 02:45:48.640
Ban the guy!

02:45:48.640 --> 02:45:50.200
Bro, don't put it back in Sub-Only.

02:45:50.200 --> 02:45:51.640
We gotta just start banning chatters, man.

02:45:51.640 --> 02:45:53.840
We're gonna have to, just start banning chatters.

02:45:53.840 --> 02:45:55.240
Just start banning people.

02:45:55.240 --> 02:45:57.760
Ban them for doing half of nothing.

02:45:57.760 --> 02:45:59.600
One spanning chat, ban!

02:45:59.600 --> 02:46:00.440
Get him out.

02:46:03.000 --> 02:46:05.680
Oh, that guy just typed one singular letter.

02:46:05.680 --> 02:46:06.720
Ban it!

02:46:06.720 --> 02:46:07.640
See you later.

02:46:08.620 --> 02:46:09.460
Actually, I'd feel bad.

02:46:09.460 --> 02:46:10.300
I can't do that.

02:46:12.040 --> 02:46:12.880
Just messing around.

02:46:12.880 --> 02:46:14.600
You offended or something?

02:46:14.600 --> 02:46:16.800
Nah, just wasn't funny to me.

02:46:16.800 --> 02:46:18.680
Geez, why aren't you a bore?

02:46:18.680 --> 02:46:21.480
No wonder you don't hang out with the other kids.

02:46:21.480 --> 02:46:24.200
Hmm, so you think I can do some loopy lasso things?

02:46:24.200 --> 02:46:26.240
Nah, takes years of practice.

02:46:26.240 --> 02:46:28.000
You'll probably hurt yourself.

02:46:28.000 --> 02:46:29.960
How rude is it to climb a woman?

02:46:29.960 --> 02:46:32.360
Well, you ain't a woman yet at least.

02:46:32.360 --> 02:46:33.620
Hmm, quite bad.

02:46:34.880 --> 02:46:36.200
I'll have you know I'm the mayor's daughter,

02:46:36.200 --> 02:46:38.080
which basically makes me a woman already.

02:46:38.080 --> 02:46:40.960
Oh yeah, well being the sheriff's son makes me a man then.

02:46:40.960 --> 02:46:43.040
Yeah right, you can't even do proper loops yet.

02:46:43.040 --> 02:46:45.280
Oh yeah, my name's Looper.

02:46:45.280 --> 02:46:46.240
I've seen Watcher for a while.

02:46:46.240 --> 02:46:48.080
It takes three hours to get those three loops.

02:46:48.080 --> 02:46:49.280
Well, I can do loops.

02:46:49.280 --> 02:46:50.220
I'll let you be a sheriff soon

02:46:50.220 --> 02:46:52.680
to protect people from the cells.

02:46:52.680 --> 02:46:53.520
You a sheriff?

02:46:53.520 --> 02:46:56.440
You ain't gonna make me laugh again, Looper, Looper.

02:46:56.440 --> 02:46:57.440
Yeah, I'm gonna be a sheriff.

02:46:57.440 --> 02:46:59.080
So that's Sheriff Looper to you.

02:46:59.080 --> 02:47:01.920
Well, I'll be here to see you today, Sheriff Looper.

02:47:03.960 --> 02:47:07.080
Settle down, settle down, everyone, please.

02:47:08.040 --> 02:47:10.520
What's the meaning of the sheriff?

02:47:10.520 --> 02:47:12.720
Some of us have work at sunrise.

02:47:12.720 --> 02:47:15.980
What could possibly be important at this time of day?

02:47:16.880 --> 02:47:17.720
Why are you?

02:47:18.820 --> 02:47:21.280
All right, Rupert, floor's yours.

02:47:21.280 --> 02:47:22.880
I apologize for the late town meeting,

02:47:22.880 --> 02:47:24.720
but this is an urgent matter.

02:47:24.720 --> 02:47:25.920
Mary's been kidnapped.

02:47:27.200 --> 02:47:28.040
That ain't new.

02:47:29.640 --> 02:47:32.240
And I ain't, by some low-life bandit,

02:47:32.240 --> 02:47:33.560
by something flying in the sky,

02:47:33.560 --> 02:47:36.200
some identified flying object.

02:47:37.200 --> 02:47:38.520
Throw it back and sub on me, I'm sorry.

02:47:38.520 --> 02:47:39.640
Yeah, you guys are terrible.

02:47:39.640 --> 02:47:42.520
I, I, like, I feel so mean

02:47:42.520 --> 02:47:49.240
I do that but it's like I take it out of sub only and it's literally hey Joe you should try mw3 or bo2

02:47:49.720 --> 02:47:54.600
Glory to Israel. I'm not a sub but put it in sub only damn literally. Thank you for that

02:47:55.240 --> 02:48:00.720
Like it's just horrible sub only my chat actually pays attention to the game and has on topic

02:48:01.120 --> 02:48:07.720
Comments whereas it's like why are you asking me to play mw3 dude put it in the game just to have even then what the fuck

02:48:07.960 --> 02:48:10.640
And why are we talking about Israel? What what's happening?

02:48:12.520 --> 02:48:18.360
Now, if I ain't some lowlife bandit by something flying in the sky.

02:48:18.360 --> 02:48:20.480
You saw the flying cloud, Jared.

02:48:20.480 --> 02:48:22.480
Oh, that's what that guy meant.

02:48:22.480 --> 02:48:24.280
Is this some kind of joke?

02:48:24.280 --> 02:48:25.280
Nah, this is serious.

02:48:25.280 --> 02:48:26.280
It feels like some...

02:48:26.280 --> 02:48:31.640
Say, where's Miss Mary if she's been kidnapped, you would've chased after the bandit by now,

02:48:31.640 --> 02:48:32.640
no?

02:48:32.640 --> 02:48:35.280
Yeah, you're right, but it wasn't some bandit that took her.

02:48:35.280 --> 02:48:37.760
Oh, Looper finally lost it, eh?

02:48:37.760 --> 02:48:39.720
Oh, they think I'm crazy.

02:48:39.720 --> 02:48:41.760
Challenge me to a duel, fucker.

02:48:41.760 --> 02:48:42.960
Ah, Gunner.

02:48:42.960 --> 02:48:47.260
Supposing my wife got kidnapped over and over again, I'd snap, too.

02:48:47.260 --> 02:48:49.860
Now here he goes spewing some nonsense.

02:48:49.860 --> 02:48:50.860
I'm being serious.

02:48:50.860 --> 02:48:56.860
I don't want none of these accusations, but watch your mouth, Gunner.

02:48:56.860 --> 02:48:58.860
What if Looper...

02:48:58.860 --> 02:49:01.860
What if Looper couldn't take it no more?

02:49:01.860 --> 02:49:03.360
Put her down and bury her somewhere.

02:49:03.360 --> 02:49:04.860
He said I killed my wife.

02:49:04.860 --> 02:49:06.360
That ain't true.

02:49:06.360 --> 02:49:08.660
Probably held down a meet and nobody's gonna go looking.

02:49:08.660 --> 02:49:10.660
And D.Y.B. take it for the five cents.

02:49:10.660 --> 02:49:12.180
Gunner, that's enough.

02:49:12.180 --> 02:49:13.500
He's got a point.

02:49:13.500 --> 02:49:15.140
What else could be merry right now?

02:49:15.140 --> 02:49:16.820
This is quite unusual.

02:49:16.820 --> 02:49:19.100
I say, we hold this man in the slammer.

02:49:19.100 --> 02:49:20.940
They're gonna fucking arrest me.

02:49:20.940 --> 02:49:22.500
Oh dear, not the children.

02:49:22.500 --> 02:49:24.300
Just lock him up better safe than sorry.

02:49:24.300 --> 02:49:25.420
I don't know if that's true, Sheriff,

02:49:25.420 --> 02:49:27.820
but I think about children's safety.

02:49:27.820 --> 02:49:28.980
Lock him up, he's dangerous.

02:49:28.980 --> 02:49:30.020
Put him in the slammer, this ain't right.

02:49:30.020 --> 02:49:31.180
He's a killer.

02:49:31.180 --> 02:49:33.500
Ah, I'm sorry, Looper.

02:49:33.500 --> 02:49:35.300
I believe you, but these people come first.

02:49:35.300 --> 02:49:36.140
Wow.

02:49:36.140 --> 02:49:40.140
Sheep sheriff they call him, or sheep mare.

02:49:40.140 --> 02:49:42.140
Need to save Mary.

02:49:42.140 --> 02:49:46.140
They let me keep my lasso.

02:49:50.140 --> 02:49:53.140
Well, this is definitely something.

02:49:53.140 --> 02:49:55.140
I have to get out of here.

02:49:55.140 --> 02:49:57.140
And what makes you think I know the way out?

02:49:57.140 --> 02:50:00.140
Come on, you've escaped the same or thousands of times.

02:50:00.140 --> 02:50:03.140
Good point. What makes you think I'll help you get out?

02:50:03.140 --> 02:50:06.500
Because I always stick my neck out for you when the mayor wants to execute you.

02:50:07.220 --> 02:50:10.100
If it weren't for me, your next would have been hanging by at news from now.

02:50:10.100 --> 02:50:11.620
Or by now. Fine.

02:50:12.500 --> 02:50:14.100
The bear will break it. I already did.

02:50:21.220 --> 02:50:21.720
Oh.

02:50:23.300 --> 02:50:24.180
Is that simple?

02:50:25.700 --> 02:50:27.540
Can't be going around town. Nobody believes me.

02:50:30.180 --> 02:50:31.940
Don't worry, I believe you, Sheriff.

02:50:31.940 --> 02:50:34.500
You see the clouds? I saw them zooming towards the gold mines.

02:50:35.220 --> 02:50:37.220
Anytime, Sheriff. Come on, girl.

02:50:39.620 --> 02:50:41.620
So I have to fucking find the UFO...

02:51:01.940 --> 02:51:12.940
Don't show the level you have for shit!

02:51:12.940 --> 02:51:15.060
67% of the way there.

02:51:15.060 --> 02:51:16.060
Huge.

02:51:16.060 --> 02:51:17.060
Oh my god.

02:51:17.060 --> 02:51:18.060
Oh my god.

02:51:18.060 --> 02:51:19.540
Keep getting damaged by the cacti.

02:51:19.540 --> 02:51:20.540
Pick up the bacon.

02:51:20.540 --> 02:51:21.540
It's actually jerky.

02:51:21.540 --> 02:51:22.540
Buy the gold mines.

02:51:22.540 --> 02:51:23.540
Hey!

02:51:23.540 --> 02:51:24.540
Shit!

02:51:24.540 --> 02:51:25.800
Oh, it's actually jerky.

02:51:29.460 --> 02:51:30.980
Somebody gold mines.

02:51:30.980 --> 02:51:33.520
Hey, Sheriff, what you doing here?

02:51:33.520 --> 02:51:35.140
I gotta find Mary.

02:51:35.140 --> 02:51:36.740
Man, I wouldn't even think about hurtin' her.

02:51:36.740 --> 02:51:38.260
I know, Sheriff, I trust you.

02:51:38.260 --> 02:51:39.100
Thank you kindly.

02:51:39.100 --> 02:51:40.060
What's your business here?

02:51:40.060 --> 02:51:42.260
Gotta prove the cops this cave ain't done for yet.

02:51:42.260 --> 02:51:45.180
He's right, then coyotes are protective.

02:51:45.180 --> 02:51:46.980
Well, whoever took Mary, they're in there.

02:51:46.980 --> 02:51:47.820
I don't know, Sheriff.

02:51:47.820 --> 02:51:50.300
Places infested with coyotes and snakes.

02:51:50.300 --> 02:51:53.300
The entire cave also lays with leftover dynamite.

02:51:53.300 --> 02:51:54.140
I gotta try.

02:51:54.540 --> 02:51:56.620
Well, just be careful, use your lasso wisely.

02:51:56.620 --> 02:51:59.020
Dynamats can trigger cascading explosions.

02:52:00.380 --> 02:52:03.580
All right, so there's coyotes, snakes, and dynamite.

02:52:03.580 --> 02:52:05.060
I'm going to die down here.

02:52:14.740 --> 02:52:15.580
Oh my God!

02:52:24.540 --> 02:52:26.540
It's just that they look creepy.

02:52:28.040 --> 02:52:30.540
They're like uncanny looking coyotes.

02:52:30.540 --> 02:52:32.540
They got like weird ass faces right now.

02:52:36.040 --> 02:52:38.040
Oh my god, my mouth is still loud. What the fuck?

02:52:42.040 --> 02:52:44.040
Why did they just explode?

02:52:44.040 --> 02:52:57.240
Where'd he go?

02:52:57.240 --> 02:52:58.240
What?

02:52:58.240 --> 02:53:00.240
He was just in here?

02:53:00.240 --> 02:53:01.240
Fuck her.

02:53:01.240 --> 02:53:02.240
Oh my god.

02:53:02.240 --> 02:53:04.240
He was just here?

02:53:08.520 --> 02:53:10.520
Fuck her. Oh my god.

02:53:17.480 --> 02:53:19.480
I'm going back to get beef jerky.

02:53:23.480 --> 02:53:25.480
Full health. Almost.

02:53:32.240 --> 02:53:37.160
Dude, what am I gonna find down here? Marry in a fucking alien? Like, what am I even looking for?

02:53:37.900 --> 02:53:39.900
Why would they be down here?

02:53:43.320 --> 02:53:45.320
I knew it.

02:53:48.520 --> 02:53:53.360
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, how do they just disappear like that?

02:53:55.880 --> 02:53:57.880
They just like randomly disappear.

02:53:59.440 --> 02:54:01.440
Dead end.

02:54:02.240 --> 02:54:11.240
Can this have fucking dyin- Can the barrels have dynamite in them?

02:54:11.240 --> 02:54:13.240
I don't think so.

02:54:13.240 --> 02:54:15.640
Oh, it is a level up.

02:54:15.640 --> 02:54:18.320
Does that just make you do more damage?

02:54:18.320 --> 02:54:20.680
There's definitely gonna be a boss fight.

02:54:20.680 --> 02:54:24.920
They might have a lifetime or you're right.

02:54:24.920 --> 02:54:26.480
Oh, that's also dead end.

02:54:26.480 --> 02:54:27.960
So this area is just fucking waste.

02:54:27.960 --> 02:54:29.120
I got it down now.

02:54:34.000 --> 02:54:35.120
Somewhere down this way.

02:54:35.120 --> 02:54:36.120
I think, yeah.

02:54:36.120 --> 02:54:40.920
I think that blew up a lot, full health.

02:54:43.280 --> 02:54:46.320
A lot of beef jerking from chips that get down here.

02:54:46.320 --> 02:54:47.760
Maybe not.

02:54:47.760 --> 02:54:48.920
Something's through here.

02:54:48.920 --> 02:54:49.760
Head in.

02:54:51.000 --> 02:54:52.400
Right cat barrel next.

02:54:54.920 --> 02:54:57.040
You're real easy to impress, Miss Mary.

02:54:57.040 --> 02:55:00.040
No, it ain't that good news from the one Courtney.

02:55:00.040 --> 02:55:02.200
Yeah, so, hey, didn't mean to ask.

02:55:02.200 --> 02:55:03.560
What's up with the whole lasso business?

02:55:03.560 --> 02:55:04.800
What you mean?

02:55:04.800 --> 02:55:05.760
It's just tons of bandits

02:55:05.760 --> 02:55:07.800
who've been using revolvers, gunslinging.

02:55:07.800 --> 02:55:09.040
Hell, even the whole town sheriff

02:55:09.040 --> 02:55:10.200
been using revolvers.

02:55:10.200 --> 02:55:11.760
Yeah, here we have a spacio sheriff

02:55:11.760 --> 02:55:13.800
using a lasso to now destroy autos.

02:55:13.800 --> 02:55:15.520
Don't you feel outmatched?

02:55:15.520 --> 02:55:17.800
Well, Pops always told me to use sheriff's duty to protect.

02:55:17.800 --> 02:55:20.200
Protect the townsfolk, protect your loved ones.

02:55:20.200 --> 02:55:21.800
He believed that a protector shouldn't be around

02:55:21.800 --> 02:55:24.480
and carrying around something that could disrupt the peace.

02:55:24.480 --> 02:55:26.400
I guess that belief just stuck with me.

02:55:26.400 --> 02:55:32.200
Yeah, he's gonna get gunned down, bros gonna get fucking swiss cheesed by a guy with a fucking AK-47.

02:55:35.020 --> 02:55:36.420
I don't even know what you asked.

02:55:36.760 --> 02:55:37.960
Answer the question, blooper.

02:55:38.160 --> 02:55:41.880
Well, I don't think I'd ever take a life to be frank with you. Oh, she'd ask if I'd kill someone.

02:55:42.300 --> 02:55:42.800
Boo!

02:55:43.060 --> 02:55:45.860
Are you saying if it was between my life and the bandits, you wouldn't do anything?

02:55:45.980 --> 02:55:47.100
There's always another way.

02:55:47.640 --> 02:55:50.760
Not that they'll always have to be worried about that, I'll always be here to protect you.

02:55:51.000 --> 02:55:51.500
Hmph.

02:55:51.760 --> 02:55:53.200
That sounds like some sort of promise.

02:55:53.360 --> 02:55:55.960
I swear on my life, no harm will ever come on you.

02:55:56.400 --> 02:55:58.400
Pause.

02:55:59.400 --> 02:56:01.400
I'll come on to ya, sorry.

02:56:01.400 --> 02:56:05.400
Well, you better keep that promise. Everybody else's life will be taken their own town.

02:56:10.400 --> 02:56:13.400
The fuck is that thing? Where's Mary?

02:56:18.400 --> 02:56:23.400
Whoa! You're not supposed to be here.

02:56:23.400 --> 02:56:25.400
What, in tarnation?

02:56:26.400 --> 02:56:27.400
Not good.

02:56:27.800 --> 02:56:30.000
They'll be so angry if they find out.

02:56:31.200 --> 02:56:33.600
What are you, some kind of long-limbed garment?

02:56:33.800 --> 02:56:34.800
Not good.

02:56:35.800 --> 02:56:38.000
The shiny rocks I need to bring them back.

02:56:38.400 --> 02:56:40.600
Get your app in what the hell were the hells married?

02:56:40.800 --> 02:56:42.400
No watchers allowed.

02:56:42.600 --> 02:56:43.400
Die.

02:56:49.600 --> 02:56:50.800
Ah! What the fuck?

02:56:51.000 --> 02:56:52.200
Oh my god!

02:56:56.400 --> 02:56:59.200
Can I bring him over to the dynamite? Oh my god, what an idiot.

02:57:11.200 --> 02:57:13.000
Long-limbed varmint.

02:57:13.300 --> 02:57:16.000
What are they trying to harvest, the gold from this cave?

02:57:22.100 --> 02:57:26.200
Dude, I'm clapping his cheeks right now. This is fucking crazy.

02:57:26.400 --> 02:57:28.400
He's like, barely hurting.

02:57:31.400 --> 02:57:33.400
I'm fucking his shit up.

02:57:36.400 --> 02:57:38.400
Oh wait, I don't have any heals.

02:57:40.400 --> 02:57:43.400
Okay, I do. Oh my god, what the fuck is this move?

02:57:48.400 --> 02:57:52.400
What?! You can't do that! You can't do that! You can't do that!

02:57:52.400 --> 02:57:54.400
I'm just gonna run away from him.

02:57:54.400 --> 02:57:56.400
It'll be fun.

02:58:00.080 --> 02:58:02.320
Oh, it's actually better to stay far away when he does that.

02:58:06.400 --> 02:58:08.400
Easy.

02:58:11.360 --> 02:58:13.360
Did I talk to them?

02:58:13.360 --> 02:58:15.360
You better start talking.

02:58:16.320 --> 02:58:17.920
I'm sorry.

02:58:17.920 --> 02:58:19.280
Where's Mary?

02:58:19.280 --> 02:58:21.280
I don't know. When is a Mary?

02:58:22.080 --> 02:58:24.080
I sent here to collect shiny rocks.

02:58:24.400 --> 02:58:30.000
Researching for what? You got an outpost? Our flying ship is in the canyons.

02:58:30.000 --> 02:58:35.600
Flying cloud, it was yours. Yeah, a flying ship used to travel and test subjects.

02:58:35.600 --> 02:58:39.000
What the hell are you doing to marry? Nothing, just studying.

02:58:39.000 --> 02:58:42.600
Humans are so small and have no telekinesis.

02:58:42.600 --> 02:58:45.700
Very different from other lives that we take to study.

02:58:45.700 --> 02:58:49.200
Think we're some kind of animal you could just take as you please?

02:58:49.200 --> 02:58:52.200
We're the higher life forms taller and more powerful.

02:58:53.200 --> 02:58:54.200
Oh my god, I just killed him.

02:59:00.200 --> 02:59:01.200
Your blood's still ran, ain't it?

02:59:01.200 --> 02:59:02.200
Got a hit with the canyons.

02:59:02.200 --> 02:59:04.200
Oh my god, I've leveled up too, what?

02:59:06.200 --> 02:59:08.200
Do I have to fucking walk all the way back out?

02:59:08.200 --> 02:59:09.200
Tell me it just teleported to me.

02:59:11.200 --> 02:59:12.200
Alright, out.

02:59:19.200 --> 02:59:30.040
Oh my god gotta get those level ups gotta get those level ups use so much more damage

02:59:30.040 --> 02:59:30.540
I'm dying.

02:59:32.840 --> 02:59:34.200
Fuck, I need it back!

02:59:34.740 --> 02:59:35.240
Fuck

02:59:35.660 --> 02:59:36.160
Fuck

02:59:37.000 --> 02:59:37.500
Fuck

02:59:37.500 --> 02:59:38.000
Fuck

02:59:38.000 --> 02:59:38.500
Fuck

02:59:38.500 --> 02:59:39.000
Fuck

03:00:00.040 --> 03:00:05.040
You have to stay all the way up to the front, all the way up to the front.

03:00:05.040 --> 03:00:07.040
It's the best thing you could do.

03:00:12.040 --> 03:00:14.040
Easy. Alright, we're there.

03:00:15.040 --> 03:00:18.040
My father would be ashamed to buy Rasslin' Scales.

03:00:19.040 --> 03:00:21.040
Our Rasslin' Scales.

03:00:22.040 --> 03:00:24.040
Well, I have to fight all of them at once.

03:00:24.040 --> 03:00:38.140
What the fuck is this place?

03:00:38.140 --> 03:00:39.640
You messed that level up?

03:00:39.640 --> 03:00:40.640
Where?

03:00:40.640 --> 03:00:43.340
Bro, I just saw a weird beast.

03:00:43.340 --> 03:00:46.160
I have no idea what that thing is, but I'm gonna ignore it.

03:00:46.160 --> 03:00:47.160
Oh, god.

03:00:47.160 --> 03:00:48.160
Okay.

03:00:48.160 --> 03:00:55.160
Okay, alright, I'm just gonna keep walking.

03:01:18.160 --> 03:01:31.680
That place was so fucking weird.

03:01:31.680 --> 03:01:34.680
You've arrived.

03:01:34.680 --> 03:01:36.560
Where's Mary you kidnap him scum?

03:01:36.560 --> 03:01:39.160
We're in no rush are we?

03:01:39.160 --> 03:01:42.160
He's a smiling alien.

03:01:42.160 --> 03:01:45.080
You're a rather interesting piece Sheriff.

03:01:45.080 --> 03:01:46.640
That is what they call you yes.

03:01:46.640 --> 03:01:49.640
If you don't quit, you're raffin' all-

03:01:49.640 --> 03:01:51.640
Kill me.

03:01:51.640 --> 03:01:52.640
Like you did my colleague.

03:01:52.640 --> 03:01:55.640
That was rather unfortunate, but no hard feelings.

03:01:55.640 --> 03:01:57.640
Let me ask you a question, Sheriff.

03:01:57.640 --> 03:02:00.640
Do you think you're the most powerful being on this planet?

03:02:00.640 --> 03:02:04.640
Humans are so weak and fragile compared to other lifeforms on this planet, and yet,

03:02:04.640 --> 03:02:06.640
they're at the top of everything.

03:02:06.640 --> 03:02:07.640
Food chain society?

03:02:07.640 --> 03:02:08.640
I want to discover the reason for this.

03:02:08.640 --> 03:02:10.640
But the test, with you.

03:02:10.640 --> 03:02:12.640
You heard my wife, I swear to you.

03:02:12.640 --> 03:02:14.640
Don't worry about her, Sheriff.

03:02:14.640 --> 03:02:16.640
She's never been better.

03:02:16.640 --> 03:02:18.320
I can't contain my excitement.

03:02:18.320 --> 03:02:20.320
Shall we begin our test?

03:02:24.320 --> 03:02:26.320
Oh my god, he's doing voodoo magic!

03:02:29.600 --> 03:02:31.600
Holy shit!

03:02:37.120 --> 03:02:39.120
Regen, regen, regen, regen, regen!

03:02:44.640 --> 03:02:45.640
Easy.

03:02:45.640 --> 03:02:46.640
What?

03:02:46.640 --> 03:03:02.040
Oh, you can rassle it out.

03:03:02.040 --> 03:03:11.040
I didn't know that.

03:03:11.040 --> 03:03:31.160
Oh, I'm not beating this first try, certainly not.

03:03:31.160 --> 03:03:32.560
There are more heals up here.

03:03:32.560 --> 03:03:33.880
Oh, thank god.

03:03:44.440 --> 03:03:45.920
ROOOOOOOH!

03:03:45.920 --> 03:03:47.720
Oh my god, there's too many things spawning.

03:03:58.220 --> 03:03:59.220
Stop moaning!

03:03:59.220 --> 03:04:00.840
Why does it make that noise?

03:04:00.840 --> 03:04:01.840
Come on!

03:04:07.280 --> 03:04:08.280
Dude!

03:04:15.780 --> 03:04:17.280
I'm gonna heal as much as I can.

03:04:21.260 --> 03:04:22.260
Not good.

03:04:22.660 --> 03:04:23.660
Not good.

03:04:23.660 --> 03:04:24.660
Not good.

03:04:29.300 --> 03:04:30.300
He's almost dead.

03:04:30.840 --> 03:04:40.120
Oh my god, there's no more heels. It's such a

03:04:40.120 --> 03:04:42.120
It's such a job.

03:04:42.120 --> 03:04:44.120
He's following us in the boy.

03:04:44.120 --> 03:04:46.120
What a fucking idiot.

03:04:46.120 --> 03:04:48.120
AHHHHHHHHH!

03:04:52.120 --> 03:04:54.120
Don't do this! Don't do this!

03:04:54.120 --> 03:04:56.120
Don't do this!

03:04:56.120 --> 03:04:58.120
Don't do this! You don't have to do this!

03:05:01.120 --> 03:05:03.120
Yes!

03:05:03.120 --> 03:05:12.120
Wonderful! Simply marvelous!

03:05:12.120 --> 03:05:14.120
Where is Mary?

03:05:14.120 --> 03:05:17.120
I understand it now. I understand it all, Sheriff.

03:05:17.120 --> 03:05:20.120
Humans might be fragile, but the result is...

03:05:20.120 --> 03:05:24.120
My theories are right! All you need are stronger bodies, bigger faster!

03:05:26.120 --> 03:05:27.120
I warned ya.

03:05:27.120 --> 03:05:32.120
Dude, I think he was gonna offer me a body mod, and I could have taken that.

03:05:33.120 --> 03:05:35.120
Level up

03:05:38.560 --> 03:05:40.560
Well, how the fuck do I leave?

03:05:46.560 --> 03:05:48.560
Oh, that's fine

03:05:51.720 --> 03:05:53.720
You think he was the final boss

03:05:56.480 --> 03:05:58.480
Had to be

03:06:00.880 --> 03:06:02.880
Mary

03:06:03.120 --> 03:06:18.640
What have they done to ya?

03:06:18.640 --> 03:06:22.320
No valid life-forbes detected.

03:06:22.320 --> 03:06:25.680
Updating mission status failed.

03:06:25.680 --> 03:06:27.840
Releasing the weapon.

03:06:27.840 --> 03:06:29.400
Mary.

03:06:29.400 --> 03:06:33.640
objective, slaughter, target, population, heat signature.

03:06:33.640 --> 03:06:38.520
Here with the most peoples, especially yo, I have to stop it.

03:06:38.520 --> 03:06:43.560
I'm airy, shit I'm sorry airy. Bro, stop doing these dumb flashbacks.

03:06:43.560 --> 03:06:47.880
Yap, yap, yap, something about the minds. Appreciate the help, thank you.

03:06:53.400 --> 03:06:55.400
Hmm?

03:06:55.400 --> 03:06:58.880
So how does it feel to be a Mrs. Looper?

03:06:58.880 --> 03:07:02.040
Oh, quite teasing. You've been pressuring me to marry you since I was young.

03:07:02.040 --> 03:07:05.360
I was always rooting for you. You deserve a good man, I know.

03:07:05.360 --> 03:07:09.000
Just so happens to the man you now just shares with the town. You're real lucky, you know.

03:07:09.000 --> 03:07:12.360
If it comes down to saving folk, you're on the top of the list. That ain't true. I've talked to them about this.

03:07:12.360 --> 03:07:15.560
If it comes down to saving the town folk, I tell them to choose the people.

03:07:15.560 --> 03:07:19.960
Everybody looks up to them, they'll protect Espacio. Just so happens, I'm a part of that too.

03:07:19.960 --> 03:07:23.080
Well, look at Miss Mary over here. Yeah, now I have to kill my wife.

03:07:23.080 --> 03:07:26.200
I'm the mayor's daughter, of course I'll take care of my town.

03:07:26.200 --> 03:07:27.600
I was counting on Looper.

03:07:27.600 --> 03:07:29.600
He'll always be our hero.

03:07:29.600 --> 03:07:34.840
And now I gotta slaughter whatever the fuck this queer gleech creature is!

03:07:34.840 --> 03:07:36.840
I'm sorry, Mary.

03:07:36.840 --> 03:07:48.840
Oh, I was gonna say, she's never been fighting back.

03:07:48.840 --> 03:07:49.840
One tap?

03:07:50.840 --> 03:07:51.840
One tap?

03:07:52.840 --> 03:07:54.840
One front predictions. One tap?

03:07:57.840 --> 03:07:58.840
Oh, I just have no help.

03:08:08.840 --> 03:08:10.840
I need a heal, bro.

03:08:13.840 --> 03:08:14.840
Bro, come on.

03:08:18.840 --> 03:08:36.280
Like how did I not get that?

03:08:36.280 --> 03:08:39.680
I'm dead.

03:08:39.680 --> 03:08:40.680
Yeah.

03:08:40.680 --> 03:08:41.680
Fuck!

03:08:41.680 --> 03:08:45.680
Mod check we got mods and chat. Mods!

03:08:54.680 --> 03:08:56.680
Can we run production?

03:08:56.680 --> 03:08:57.680
OC and Bargy for the sub.

03:08:57.680 --> 03:09:01.680
NA, Rey, Liam, Kix, Step, ML, Zonal, Cool,

03:09:01.680 --> 03:09:04.680
Dip, think of it a five gift, it's Kay, Han, Tong,

03:09:04.680 --> 03:09:08.680
Faun, Wei, Platinum, Nelson, Boogie, and 1-7-4, think of it a sub.

03:09:08.680 --> 03:09:10.120
Are there mods in chat?

03:09:10.120 --> 03:09:13.320
I see 10 mods in chat, but none of them are here.

03:09:13.320 --> 03:09:16.880
Binron, Tabel, Samantha, Chaotic, Zod, Fiddle, Brady,

03:09:16.880 --> 03:09:19.720
and Alex are any of you here.

03:09:19.720 --> 03:09:22.200
I'm on mobile.

03:09:22.200 --> 03:09:22.700
All right.

03:09:30.760 --> 03:09:33.000
We're doing do I win in three tries?

03:09:33.000 --> 03:09:34.360
Because I doubt I win in one.

03:09:38.680 --> 03:09:40.680
I started the production.

03:09:40.680 --> 03:09:42.680
There we are.

03:09:44.680 --> 03:09:46.680
How do I do the productions on mobile?

03:09:46.680 --> 03:09:48.680
I already did it.

03:09:50.680 --> 03:09:52.680
You get like 10 seconds of that chat.

03:09:55.680 --> 03:09:57.680
Alright, lock in.

03:09:57.680 --> 03:10:13.880
All right, one try down, one try down, she started, okay, she started with the homing

03:10:13.880 --> 03:10:14.880
muscles.

03:10:14.880 --> 03:10:15.880
I didn't really expect that.

03:10:15.880 --> 03:10:40.880
I need to get every single health bar.

03:10:40.880 --> 03:10:53.880
Good. We're at half health right now. She's almost at a half health. Another one.

03:10:53.880 --> 03:11:00.880
He's keeping Regen here, he'll wrap like a dog.

03:11:05.880 --> 03:11:07.880
Pull Regen here.

03:11:07.880 --> 03:11:09.880
Got it.

03:11:15.880 --> 03:11:17.880
Ow.

03:11:17.880 --> 03:11:18.880
She's low.

03:11:18.880 --> 03:11:20.880
Fuck, I didn't grab that health.

03:11:23.880 --> 03:11:52.040
Oh, she's dead as fuck, dude. This is so easy. Once I know her patterns. Easy. Oh my god,

03:11:52.040 --> 03:11:58.040
Did I just die?

03:11:58.040 --> 03:12:01.040
I'll pay it in a second, hold up.

03:12:01.040 --> 03:12:09.040
Oh, can I go talk to her?

03:12:09.040 --> 03:12:12.040
I'm sorry, I couldn't protect you, Mary.

03:12:12.040 --> 03:12:14.040
And now, our little girl.

03:12:14.040 --> 03:12:17.040
Oh, she just spit out the baby.

03:12:17.040 --> 03:12:20.040
It's alive?

03:12:20.040 --> 03:12:29.040
Oh Heavens! Mary, thank you for giving me. I'm gonna keep my promise. Nothing's gonna harm a little girl. I'll let her marry.

03:12:30.040 --> 03:12:32.040
Oh, named her after the dead mom.

03:12:35.040 --> 03:12:36.040
Well, that was sad.

03:12:39.040 --> 03:12:43.040
Alright, hold her steady. Now I'm teaching her how to fucking lasso. Are you serious?

03:12:46.040 --> 03:12:48.040
Just like I told you.

03:12:50.040 --> 03:12:54.660
Oh, now I'm heard.

03:12:54.660 --> 03:12:55.660
I'm proud of you.

03:12:55.660 --> 03:12:56.660
Keep doing it.

03:12:56.660 --> 03:12:57.740
Soon you'll be looping like a pro.

03:12:57.740 --> 03:12:59.740
One day they'll be calling your name.

03:12:59.740 --> 03:13:00.740
Aw.

03:13:00.740 --> 03:13:04.020
That was a really scary game, but that was sad.

03:13:04.020 --> 03:13:05.020
That was fun.

03:13:05.020 --> 03:13:06.020
It's like a unique- oh.

03:13:06.020 --> 03:13:09.020
Oh, I thought I had to do the loop.

03:13:09.020 --> 03:13:10.020
Sheriff Looper.

03:13:10.020 --> 03:13:13.100
Cause he- cause he- cause he throws loops.

03:13:13.100 --> 03:13:14.100
I got it.

03:13:14.100 --> 03:13:15.100
I got it.

03:13:15.100 --> 03:13:22.100
What are you doing now backyard baseball?

03:13:22.100 --> 03:13:23.100
Yes.

03:13:23.100 --> 03:13:24.100
Yes.

03:13:24.100 --> 03:13:25.100
Backyard baseball.

03:13:25.100 --> 03:13:27.100
That was a free itch game.

03:13:27.100 --> 03:13:28.100
That was fun.

03:13:28.100 --> 03:13:30.100
Backyard baseball, certainly.

03:13:30.100 --> 03:13:32.100
I'm going to go grab a THC drink and I'm going to pee.

03:13:32.100 --> 03:13:33.100
Give me like two minutes.

03:13:33.100 --> 03:13:36.100
Buggy, N.A., Michael Reel, O.S.T.G. of the sub,

03:13:36.100 --> 03:13:37.100
MLA and Zonalph of the sub.

03:13:37.100 --> 03:13:38.100
We're on predictions on this too.

03:13:38.100 --> 03:13:40.100
I'll run a MythMozern here.

03:13:40.100 --> 03:13:42.100
But coming down.

03:15:42.100 --> 03:15:44.100
Oh

03:16:03.220 --> 03:16:05.220
For me some sick ass time

03:16:12.100 --> 03:16:33.260
I don't even know what the events are, but like motherfuckers are like bro Joe ran track

03:16:33.260 --> 03:16:34.260
will be good.

03:16:34.260 --> 03:16:37.480
I'm like, yo, you're putting so much pressure.

03:16:37.480 --> 03:16:43.920
Like, I haven't ran track in years.

03:16:43.920 --> 03:16:48.520
Like, I have no idea how I'm going to do.

03:16:48.520 --> 03:16:51.520
You know what I mean?

03:16:51.520 --> 03:16:53.440
Like, I don't know.

03:16:53.440 --> 03:16:57.360
Actually, while I'm eating this crepe bar,

03:16:57.360 --> 03:17:01.280
let me look up streamer games 100 meters from last year.

03:17:01.280 --> 03:17:02.560
Like, how fast were they?

03:17:04.260 --> 03:17:31.580
I'm confident that I'm more athletic than like most Twitch streamers, but like, bro,

03:17:31.580 --> 03:17:37.780
I don't know what events he's gonna choose. You know what I mean? Like I like if it's stuff that I'm bad at like if I'm from long distance

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It's chop. I think it's actually chop

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This was streamer games last year

03:17:51.260 --> 03:17:57.980
For almost two years ago actually ladies and gentlemen, my name is stands. I'm gonna be a referee. They did a 99 meter dash

03:17:57.980 --> 03:17:59.980
I don't know why they just do a hundred

03:18:00.940 --> 03:18:05.620
So you'll take some time to do account whatever they run. Oh my god, they get starting blocks deal

03:18:07.380 --> 03:18:11.140
Bro they get starting blocks and I get to use track leads. I'm running

03:18:12.020 --> 03:18:14.020
Probably like an 11-1

03:18:15.540 --> 03:18:17.540
Maybe far worse

03:18:17.620 --> 03:18:22.860
Like I don't know what I'd run in a hundred anymore. Like I did ask to run like like a slow-ass hundred

03:18:22.860 --> 03:18:30.300
Oh, and a 99 meter I'd probably run like a 10 something you're standing so tall. They're like they're also time to train

03:18:30.300 --> 03:18:32.300
It's in like three weeks

03:18:33.140 --> 03:18:37.020
You're right. Oh, they are standing on these blocks wrong your marks

03:18:39.340 --> 03:18:41.340
Get set

03:18:41.340 --> 03:18:43.340
I

03:18:50.620 --> 03:18:52.620
Didn't have Vinny did stringer games

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1195 I'm beating that

03:19:03.420 --> 03:19:06.600
I'm cooking okay. I'm not worried if that

03:19:06.600 --> 03:19:09.440
I'm beating that.

03:19:09.440 --> 03:19:11.000
Yeah, I'm running quicker than 11.

03:19:11.000 --> 03:19:14.440
11.95, 99 meter brown, I'm beating that.

03:19:14.440 --> 03:19:15.560
Yeah, I'm not.

03:19:17.000 --> 03:19:19.760
The problem is, it's like, bro, my worry is

03:19:19.760 --> 03:19:22.120
he's just gonna get really athletic people.

03:19:22.120 --> 03:19:27.120
Like, how fast could Tyler run

03:19:28.120 --> 03:19:30.520
in current state run 100 meters?

03:19:31.720 --> 03:19:33.440
Probably still pretty quick.

03:19:33.440 --> 03:19:37.120
like, I know he's short, but he was like, D one football player.

03:19:37.160 --> 03:19:39.960
Like he'd probably run, he'd probably run like an 11.

03:19:41.720 --> 03:19:44.520
Now, like he probably used to run like a 10 something.

03:19:46.120 --> 03:19:47.640
Was that the only one they did?

03:19:47.640 --> 03:19:48.480
They didn't do it again.

03:19:49.440 --> 03:19:51.280
There's one, one 100 meter.

03:19:51.920 --> 03:19:53.480
This was also the first year he did it.

03:19:55.800 --> 03:19:58.080
What other events did they do in 2025?

03:19:58.120 --> 03:19:59.840
I doubt he runs back all of them.

03:20:03.440 --> 03:20:08.660
I was the intro the teams. Oh fuck. No, don't put me on basketball

03:20:08.760 --> 03:20:13.360
Yeah, see that no she this is the shit that I'm talking about chat is the shit that I'm talking about

03:20:13.360 --> 03:20:19.240
I am good at things that are just pure athleticism. I'm not good at skill

03:20:21.440 --> 03:20:28.160
That's the thing that I need to say if it's like how fast I could run how far I can throw something

03:20:28.240 --> 03:20:32.960
I think I'm good if I have to shoot a basketball

03:20:33.440 --> 03:20:41.920
it's over makes it i cannot shoot a basketball i'm horrid at basketball what are the other events

03:20:43.520 --> 03:20:50.720
uh this one shit it's a call what is that

03:20:53.920 --> 03:21:00.960
egg drop oh my god so it's not all athletic you have to make an egg you have to make an

03:21:00.960 --> 03:21:13.640
egg drop like in science class? It's over bro. Oh my god. The egg drop? What other events

03:21:13.640 --> 03:21:20.440
do you think he's gonna have? I bet they'll all be fun. Musical chairs? No, I'm cooking.

03:21:20.440 --> 03:21:26.720
Okay. Musical chairs I'm cooking in. I'm not worried about that. I doubt he runs back

03:21:26.720 --> 03:21:30.640
most of these events though he always changes it unless it's like a fan favorite

03:21:31.760 --> 03:21:37.760
and I don't know how much people like musical chairs oh dude I I could see myself I'm gonna

03:21:37.760 --> 03:21:45.440
have to really like tone back how much of a sore loser I am so real like I could see myself getting

03:21:45.440 --> 03:21:52.880
like genuinely pissed off at another streamer like I could see myself being like really annoyed

03:21:52.880 --> 03:21:56.560
Like if I get like pushed out of the chair, I'm gonna be like, dude, like,

03:21:56.680 --> 03:21:58.160
You have full access to the chair there.

03:22:02.000 --> 03:22:02.920
I think it's clean.

03:22:04.360 --> 03:22:05.040
Do you think it's clean?

03:22:05.320 --> 03:22:06.880
I don't know who would get that.

03:22:09.000 --> 03:22:10.880
I think this one, I don't think she was in it long enough.

03:22:11.400 --> 03:22:13.720
Yeah, I think agent claimed the chair.

03:22:14.520 --> 03:22:17.680
She sat first, but she didn't really get a full set.

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All right, guys, guys, come here, I have a decision.

03:22:20.240 --> 03:22:24.920
But at that point, like, Ron sits in the chair.

03:22:24.920 --> 03:22:26.360
Ron's like five, six.

03:22:26.360 --> 03:22:27.480
I could just push.

03:22:27.480 --> 03:22:30.960
I could just push him off.

03:22:30.960 --> 03:22:33.040
Like, if we were playing musical chairs,

03:22:33.040 --> 03:22:34.240
Ron's going against me.

03:22:34.240 --> 03:22:39.320
I'd just be like, move, and then just sit in the chair.

03:22:39.320 --> 03:22:42.360
What other shit?

03:22:42.360 --> 03:22:45.240
Interpretive dancing's definitely a pass for me.

03:22:45.240 --> 03:22:47.560
I'm not.

03:22:47.560 --> 03:22:51.240
I would have lacked somebody else on a team to do that.

03:22:51.240 --> 03:22:56.200
Honestly, I'm a flexible guy, attaching yourself around your-

03:22:56.200 --> 03:23:00.440
Oh my God, is there a dog race?

03:23:00.440 --> 03:23:01.920
What's happening?

03:23:01.920 --> 03:23:02.920
Music?

03:23:02.920 --> 03:23:06.520
Dude, interpretive dancing.

03:23:06.520 --> 03:23:09.440
Didn't Tyler 1 have to do that last year?

03:23:09.440 --> 03:23:12.640
Oh my God.

03:23:12.640 --> 03:23:21.560
No world I do an event like this. No world I do an event like this

03:23:22.960 --> 03:23:28.880
What would you give yourself out of ten? I give myself. Oh my god, and I have to wear those tight-ass leggings, bro

03:23:29.080 --> 03:23:31.080
Just straight print pass

03:23:32.200 --> 03:23:33.520
pass

03:23:33.520 --> 03:23:36.120
Just straight print dude, literally

03:23:37.440 --> 03:23:40.020
I'd be like any nine pairs of underwear, bro, please

03:23:42.640 --> 03:23:48.640
Oh, it's sketched in it!

03:23:48.640 --> 03:23:55.280
Bro, they just have to come up with a fucking routine in their head.

03:23:55.280 --> 03:23:56.280
That's crazy.

03:23:56.280 --> 03:23:59.280
Uh, that's okay.

03:23:59.280 --> 03:24:00.280
Michael Reeves.

03:24:00.280 --> 03:24:10.920
Are you gonna ever do a Mr. Beast react again?

03:24:10.920 --> 03:24:11.920
Probably one day, I don't know when.

03:24:11.920 --> 03:24:13.960
All right, we got to lock in and fuck it back yard baseball.

03:24:13.960 --> 03:24:15.120
We'll do what am I doing?

03:24:15.120 --> 03:24:16.000
Kimba, thank you for the three.

03:24:16.000 --> 03:24:16.720
Thanks for shooting me today.

03:24:16.720 --> 03:24:17.560
I'm having a hard day.

03:24:17.560 --> 03:24:18.440
I'm sorry to hear that, bro.

03:24:18.440 --> 03:24:19.400
I'm glad I'm able to help, though.

03:24:19.400 --> 03:24:20.800
Kaden and Jack, give it to Sub, Roder and Lev,

03:24:20.800 --> 03:24:21.120
give it to Sub.

03:24:21.120 --> 03:24:23.240
Can't thank you for the three.

03:24:23.240 --> 03:24:23.960
You should do a streamer.

03:24:23.960 --> 03:24:24.960
You mod for your own chat.

03:24:24.960 --> 03:24:27.000
Kind of like a CEO doing a worker's job for a day.

03:24:27.000 --> 03:24:28.960
Yeah, I'll just have to mod the whole day and talk to chat.

03:24:28.960 --> 03:24:29.960
That's all it would be.

03:24:29.960 --> 03:24:30.640
Do you want for the three?

03:24:30.640 --> 03:24:31.480
You need more mods?

03:24:31.480 --> 03:24:32.520
And no.

03:24:32.520 --> 03:24:33.640
I have like 30 mods.

03:24:33.640 --> 03:24:35.560
It's just some of my mods aren't really active.

03:24:35.560 --> 03:24:37.540
Adding more mods doesn't really fix the problem.

03:24:37.540 --> 03:24:40.080
Trap TV and Mr. Up With a Sub, Bagi and NA Up With a Sub.

03:24:40.080 --> 03:24:45.320
As, Liam, Kickstep, M, Chi, Ken, Tong,

03:24:45.320 --> 03:24:48.400
D-Y-D, Pickup of the Five, Gifts, K, Cool, Chi, J,

03:24:48.400 --> 03:24:49.560
and K, Up With a Sub.

03:24:49.560 --> 03:24:50.800
All right, let's lock in.

03:24:51.860 --> 03:24:53.660
Chat, here's the schedule.

03:24:53.660 --> 03:24:57.500
We're doing backyard baseball right now.

03:24:57.500 --> 03:24:59.580
Tomorrow, I'm not live.

03:25:01.620 --> 03:25:03.060
I'm not modding any of you.

03:25:03.060 --> 03:25:05.480
Let me just start that.

03:25:05.480 --> 03:25:09.040
conversation right now or let me just let me just hard cut off that right now

03:25:09.040 --> 03:25:13.000
we're gonna play backyard baseball before I have like a hundred and fifty

03:25:13.000 --> 03:25:17.120
people beg for mod for the next ten minutes none of you are getting mod so

03:25:17.120 --> 03:25:21.840
let's just cut that off right now anyways not more mods better ones you

03:25:21.840 --> 03:25:25.160
won't think of it as right brother my mods are good they're just can't be in

03:25:25.160 --> 03:25:31.880
stream every day anyways listen backyard baseball right now tomorrow I'm not

03:25:31.880 --> 03:25:38.360
Wednesday, we're doing flash and die into the World Cup Watch

03:25:38.360 --> 03:25:42.800
party. Thursday, Triple T horror game dressing up. Maybe the

03:25:42.800 --> 03:25:45.040
mouse traps that day. Other horror games. Friday, React,

03:25:45.040 --> 03:25:50.240
Saturday, Sunday, not live. Next Monday, we're going to do

03:25:50.240 --> 03:25:54.160
random games. Next Tuesday, other random games. Maybe games

03:25:54.160 --> 03:25:56.320
with the guys that day too. Next Wednesday, not live. Next

03:25:56.320 --> 03:26:00.440
Thursday, photo anomaly, other horror. And then next Friday is

03:26:00.440 --> 03:26:05.760
Reacts and the Albea sanctuary charity stream matching test zone is up to 10k. That's the schedule if you have any videos

03:26:05.760 --> 03:26:09.620
You have a lot of kids you know to play video stretch up games have some of the civities watch games I play outside of that

03:26:09.620 --> 03:26:13.400
We have a long John Silver's review coming up. Don't know what I'm doing it, but I know I'm gonna do it at some point

03:26:14.240 --> 03:26:15.520
um

03:26:15.520 --> 03:26:17.520
Another try not to laugh soon

03:26:17.800 --> 03:26:22.760
Streamer games obviously like first two days of August and then we'll go from there Brad and J. But the sub came with stuff

03:26:22.760 --> 03:26:24.760
You both look great lock in though

03:26:26.720 --> 03:26:28.720
Backyard baseball

03:26:30.440 --> 03:26:37.760
Oh, I'm throwing an insub on me, you're right.

03:26:37.760 --> 03:26:42.040
Backyard bait, I'm sorry dude, it is really like 80% of my streams I'm in, I'm in sub

03:26:42.040 --> 03:26:45.760
only now, but it's just, it's the summertime bro, there's way more people in stream and

03:26:45.760 --> 03:26:48.800
I've grown a bit, it's just impossible to have a good community.

03:26:48.800 --> 03:26:53.060
I'm not saying you guys aren't a good community, but it's like, the chat experience is utter

03:26:53.060 --> 03:26:59.880
slop garbage, not in sub only on most days, uh, toaster and itch, thank you for the sub.

03:26:59.880 --> 03:27:04.280
Unless I have like a very, very active mod day where they could just ban everybody.

03:27:04.780 --> 03:27:06.080
It's just like far worse.

03:27:06.080 --> 03:27:09.380
It's just spam and it's not it's not even that it's just spam.

03:27:09.380 --> 03:27:10.580
It's not all spam.

03:27:10.580 --> 03:27:13.580
It's mainly just just off topic chats.

03:27:14.280 --> 03:27:15.880
Hey, Joe, when are you playing this game?

03:27:15.880 --> 03:27:18.780
I really wanted to say I really appreciate your content like this, like that.

03:27:18.780 --> 03:27:20.680
It's not even necessarily bad messages.

03:27:20.980 --> 03:27:25.880
It's just like concurrent spam of like long paragraphs and stuff

03:27:25.880 --> 03:27:28.180
that has nothing to do with what we're doing.

03:27:29.880 --> 03:27:36.020
Or just complaining. Yeah, that's also true. All right. Anyways, back to our baseball chat

03:27:37.480 --> 03:27:41.360
Last time we played it did not go well, okay?

03:27:42.240 --> 03:27:43.520
I

03:27:43.520 --> 03:27:47.840
Played a pickup. I played like four pickup games back at our baseball just dropped. This isn't the old one

03:27:47.840 --> 03:27:50.340
This is the new ones. This game's hard as fuck

03:27:51.800 --> 03:27:56.560
Today we're gonna play on Ekman Acres. I don't think actually no we're gonna play and we're gonna play on Ekman Acres

03:27:56.560 --> 03:27:58.560
We've never played on Ekman Acres yet

03:27:58.560 --> 03:28:01.860
Um, I don't know if I want to start on Playground Pro.

03:28:02.360 --> 03:28:04.760
Uh, we don't even have Backyard Legend Unlocked.

03:28:05.260 --> 03:28:10.860
Uh, I tried doing Playground Pro over and over again, and I failed miserably,

03:28:10.960 --> 03:28:14.160
but I feel confident today that I could win.

03:28:14.460 --> 03:28:20.260
And so we're gonna do a sit-in game, and this first game, we're gonna try hard, okay?

03:28:20.260 --> 03:28:22.860
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna sweat the living piss out of this.

03:28:23.160 --> 03:28:26.760
For the YouTube viewers, if you're here, I have a THC drink in my hand, Vibes are up,

03:28:26.760 --> 03:28:30.600
And I'm gonna choose the best possible team I can and I'm gonna be fully locked in now

03:28:30.600 --> 03:28:35.720
If we get absolutely dogged and we go on 15 and they score 15 runs on me in a six inning game

03:28:35.800 --> 03:28:37.800
You know, maybe we switch it up, but I

03:28:38.920 --> 03:28:40.920
Think we'll be fine

03:28:41.640 --> 03:28:43.640
Second pack terrible news

03:28:43.640 --> 03:28:45.640
Just don't pick Pablo and I'm fine

03:28:57.520 --> 03:28:59.520
All right run predictions

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Thank you, McReese the first peck. There we go. Oh lot soy Pablo. Get on my team, buddy

03:29:08.880 --> 03:29:12.200
Do we go straight vibe steamer do I build a God squad I

03:29:12.760 --> 03:29:16.320
Could go straight vibe steam right now. He just picked Mikey Thomas

03:29:16.840 --> 03:29:19.340
Mikey Thomas is a nuke batter. I

03:29:19.340 --> 03:29:27.940
I kind of want to have a crazy. I'm not gonna have Pablo as our pitcher. We're gonna have Kenny and this is what we're gonna do

03:29:27.940 --> 03:29:32.300
We're gonna have a strategy here Pablo's gonna be our outfielder. I know he's a crazy

03:29:32.300 --> 03:29:38.060
I know he's a crazy pitcher too technically we're gonna have Kenny as our main pitcher and we're gonna have a side pitcher

03:29:38.420 --> 03:29:41.220
That has some specialties that we're gonna throw on

03:29:41.700 --> 03:29:45.060
Catcher when we need to swap Kenny out and Pablo's just gonna sit in the outfield

03:29:45.740 --> 03:29:48.860
Who is another pitcher and then we're gonna work on just straight batting?

03:29:49.340 --> 03:29:53.240
Cuz we really just need Angela about Del Becky that actually works

03:29:54.820 --> 03:29:59.740
That's actually perfect, and then now and now we're just gonna just genuinely pick

03:30:01.180 --> 03:30:03.180
Just batters and fielders

03:30:04.480 --> 03:30:06.480
Stephanie Morgan solid pack

03:30:11.860 --> 03:30:13.860
Absolute God squad we're cooking up here

03:30:13.860 --> 03:30:22.460
Ernie Steele I do love but his batting sucks he's just a good fielder is there

03:30:22.460 --> 03:30:26.420
anybody there's got to be better people on the field right now batting

03:30:26.420 --> 03:30:32.120
cerebral running and fielding is amazing Vicky Caligucci could be a good

03:30:32.120 --> 03:30:38.540
bunter I'll keep that in the back pocket I don't think she's gonna get picked

03:30:38.540 --> 03:30:42.540
yet. I think we really need to pick somebody like just in the snow.

03:30:47.980 --> 03:30:51.420
They pick Ahmed. That's fine. We're gonna pick Pete Wheeler.

03:30:55.660 --> 03:31:00.460
I think we picked Dante after this. They pick Vicky. That's fine. That's understandable. Good pick.

03:31:01.580 --> 03:31:07.500
We picked Dante. I think we have a solid all-around team right now. This is going swimmingly.

03:31:08.540 --> 03:31:16.540
I don't like Keisha Phillips. I had some bad opinions on Keisha Phillips last time we played with her.

03:31:16.540 --> 03:31:23.540
She moves like a fucking jar of molasses. She's the slowest person I've ever seen run.

03:31:23.540 --> 03:31:28.540
Like, that is an absolute piss-lie that her running is nine stars.

03:31:28.540 --> 03:31:34.540
Because if you ever see her run on the field, she's actually slow as fucking rocks. She's so bad.

03:31:34.540 --> 03:31:38.140
Um, I'm gonna pick Ernie Steele.

03:31:38.140 --> 03:31:41.940
You just pick me to reach the top shelves, didn't you?

03:31:44.440 --> 03:31:45.940
They picked Esha's Final Peck.

03:31:45.940 --> 03:31:47.640
Alright, this is gonna be a big deal.

03:31:50.040 --> 03:31:54.440
We could have a near-con as a third-side pitcher.

03:31:54.440 --> 03:31:57.440
I really want somebody that's batting and running right now.

03:31:59.940 --> 03:32:02.140
That's really Dimitri Petrovich.

03:32:02.140 --> 03:32:06.340
But he's just not in a good position anywhere else.

03:32:06.340 --> 03:32:09.540
I feel like we picked Ronnie Dobbs, bro.

03:32:09.540 --> 03:32:15.780
Ronnie Dobbs is just like a fucking even guy.

03:32:15.780 --> 03:32:16.780
No Annie Frazier.

03:32:16.780 --> 03:32:28.700
If I get absolutely murdered in this game, I'll go Vibe Team next and we'll just pick

03:32:28.700 --> 03:32:30.580
people that I like.

03:32:30.580 --> 03:32:34.060
I picked like just straight, straight mutes for this one.

03:32:34.060 --> 03:32:35.900
Yeah, let's get this one.

03:32:35.900 --> 03:32:38.620
All right, so this is what we're going to do.

03:32:38.620 --> 03:32:41.020
We're going to have Kenny as our starting pitcher.

03:32:41.020 --> 03:32:42.340
We're going to have Paolo in the outfield.

03:32:42.340 --> 03:32:44.020
We're going to have Angela as our catcher.

03:32:44.020 --> 03:32:46.380
I get the sign ups at the start of every summer.

03:32:46.380 --> 03:32:49.380
You could also, of course, pick up some good literature.

03:32:49.380 --> 03:32:51.100
I think the rest is fine.

03:32:51.100 --> 03:32:52.620
Oh, I don't know.

03:32:52.620 --> 03:32:53.940
I love baseball.

03:32:53.940 --> 03:32:54.900
Batting lineup?

03:32:54.900 --> 03:32:55.900
We do want to change.

03:32:55.900 --> 03:32:57.060
I'm going to help your book again.

03:32:57.060 --> 03:32:58.460
That's what you think.

03:32:58.460 --> 03:33:03.100
But my book has all the best tricks from the season of 03 units.

03:33:03.100 --> 03:33:03.820
Why?

03:33:03.820 --> 03:33:04.620
I bet Star...

03:33:04.620 --> 03:33:07.700
Because we want to hit a home run with guys that have crazy batting,

03:33:07.700 --> 03:33:09.780
like later on when bases are loaded.

03:33:09.780 --> 03:33:11.300
That's the best part.

03:33:11.300 --> 03:33:13.980
I got it translated just for him.

03:33:13.980 --> 03:33:17.620
I've got a cousin who speaks Spanish and he wrote the whole thing.

03:33:17.620 --> 03:33:21.340
This kid does not shut the fuck up.

03:33:21.340 --> 03:33:23.300
I'll start his picture.

03:33:23.300 --> 03:33:25.100
I like starting his picture to play better.

03:33:25.100 --> 03:33:27.060
Pitch is the coolest kid on the block.

03:33:27.060 --> 03:33:28.580
We're gonna throw his heat bottom left.

03:33:30.580 --> 03:33:31.080
Come on.

03:33:31.960 --> 03:33:32.920
Easy ass out.

03:33:32.920 --> 03:33:33.820
Look at her run.

03:33:33.820 --> 03:33:34.620
Nine star-

03:33:37.620 --> 03:33:38.980
Gotta move her forward a little bit.

03:33:39.620 --> 03:33:41.460
Nine star running, by the way!

03:33:42.280 --> 03:33:43.480
Nine star running!

03:33:44.580 --> 03:33:46.420
Turn this fucker off.

03:33:52.460 --> 03:33:54.060
Is that color commentary?

03:33:55.060 --> 03:33:55.660
Where he's like,

03:33:55.660 --> 03:33:57.860
He's just itching for the bat

03:33:59.860 --> 03:34:02.700
Can I turn is that what color cut it's color commentary I just

03:34:05.420 --> 03:34:09.020
Just make sure he's still loud as fuck that's not color calm

03:34:12.340 --> 03:34:16.300
What is it turn it all off it's play-by-play

03:34:21.580 --> 03:34:23.580
There we go now it's fine

03:34:23.580 --> 03:34:29.560
I love throwing like a ball bottom left and they tend it

03:34:33.580 --> 03:34:39.900
He gets first base. He's a good batter. He's a good batter. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's not a bad

03:34:39.900 --> 03:34:43.800
It's not bad. We already have an out. We already have an out and this person sucks at batting

03:34:44.100 --> 03:34:46.780
She's gonna hit straight buns. So we're gonna throw balls

03:34:47.660 --> 03:34:49.660
We're gonna throw balls and she'll swing

03:34:50.500 --> 03:34:52.500
every time told you

03:34:52.500 --> 03:35:02.180
I'm locked now chat. I this is a full switch from last time

03:35:02.180 --> 03:35:07.860
Optus they give the five gift is cartel on what an obvious dirty Ecom commander

03:35:07.860 --> 03:35:11.900
and couch they give it a shot Mikey Thomas throws actual fucking or shoots

03:35:11.900 --> 03:35:20.180
actual piss news we're throwing balls we are throwing balls at Mikey Thomas I

03:35:20.180 --> 03:35:24.160
I just want him to just strike out good

03:35:25.040 --> 03:35:27.040
out I

03:35:27.120 --> 03:35:31.340
Am better than I've been wait are the did I change the

03:35:32.260 --> 03:35:35.280
Wait, what difficulties this on is there a way that I could see

03:35:41.260 --> 03:35:44.740
Didn't change gift difficulty because I feel like I did far too well there

03:35:45.980 --> 03:35:47.980
It was on pro

03:35:47.980 --> 03:35:55.660
Okay, there's three stars. All right, good. All right, Angela, D'Vecchio first. We're just gonna be we're gonna be going for bases here

03:35:59.740 --> 03:36:05.760
Hi, dude, she ain't getting enough time. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be shooting line drives to glasses out in the back there

03:36:07.180 --> 03:36:10.160
Line drive that we're gonna get under the ball ball

03:36:17.980 --> 03:36:21.980
It's fucking foul. Run back down, you idiot.

03:36:25.980 --> 03:36:28.980
Dude, hit me some good shit. What is that?

03:36:29.980 --> 03:36:32.980
Like, she's throwing the worst balls ever.

03:36:35.980 --> 03:36:36.980
It's fine.

03:36:38.980 --> 03:36:42.980
It's not funny. He's out. Oh my god, I hit a foul. Oh my god, no fucking way.

03:36:42.980 --> 03:36:49.800
way that's good that's good that's good slow run slow run don't waste the

03:36:49.800 --> 03:36:57.780
stamina don't waste the stamina just wait here beautiful first on base

03:36:57.780 --> 03:37:02.780
Pablo Sanchez!

03:37:02.780 --> 03:37:04.780
What's in a nuke?

03:37:04.780 --> 03:37:06.780
Easy.

03:37:06.780 --> 03:37:08.780
That's outta here.

03:37:08.780 --> 03:37:10.780
Fuckin' see ya later.

03:37:10.780 --> 03:37:13.780
Just make it. Two bases, two bases.

03:37:16.780 --> 03:37:18.780
She can actually hit a nuke too.

03:37:18.780 --> 03:37:21.780
Oh my god. Wait, I'm gonna hit an open power.

03:37:21.780 --> 03:37:24.780
Oh, that's so bad.

03:37:27.780 --> 03:37:31.180
That was a good start though, that was a good start.

03:37:31.180 --> 03:37:33.540
We had actual attempts there.

03:37:33.540 --> 03:37:37.580
We just gotta prevent them from hitting like too crazily right now.

03:37:37.580 --> 03:37:40.540
Bottom left has her usual C swing.

03:37:40.540 --> 03:37:42.540
That's easy out here.

03:37:42.540 --> 03:37:45.140
Easy out, easy out, easy out.

03:37:45.140 --> 03:37:48.060
Pop lock.

03:37:48.060 --> 03:37:49.260
Can you fucking demon?

03:37:49.260 --> 03:37:51.580
It doesn't matter if he's getting hit.

03:37:51.580 --> 03:37:55.580
They're hitting in the spots that I want him to.

03:37:55.580 --> 03:37:57.580
I

03:37:59.700 --> 03:38:04.600
Like how the fuck did she how the fuck did she hit that that far like there's like there's no mom

03:38:04.600 --> 03:38:09.180
There's no card me that believes that I'm throwing straight fucking balls. Yes, you know swing at everyone

03:38:10.180 --> 03:38:13.780
Nice tennis at wrong sport loser swing on this

03:38:15.100 --> 03:38:17.100
That was a clear ball

03:38:17.140 --> 03:38:19.140
All right, we're gonna go inside left curve

03:38:20.700 --> 03:38:22.700
Or left hook

03:38:25.580 --> 03:38:28.220
Get you batter.

03:38:28.220 --> 03:38:29.300
She swings.

03:38:29.300 --> 03:38:29.800
Dork.

03:38:29.800 --> 03:38:31.300
Can you feel the pressure?

03:38:31.300 --> 03:38:33.060
Bad, you're it.

03:38:33.060 --> 03:38:34.020
We're on it.

03:38:34.020 --> 03:38:34.620
We're doing fine.

03:38:34.620 --> 03:38:35.460
We're doing fine.

03:38:35.460 --> 03:38:39.020
If they get one run per inning, like I could beat that.

03:38:39.020 --> 03:38:43.100
Reese Worthington, we're going to go top last.

03:38:43.100 --> 03:38:44.620
Foul.

03:38:44.620 --> 03:38:48.100
Run your short ass back, buddy.

03:38:48.100 --> 03:38:48.940
We're throwing right hook.

03:38:48.940 --> 03:38:50.140
I don't care if Kenny don't want to throw.

03:38:50.140 --> 03:38:51.500
You're throwing while I want to throw.

03:38:51.500 --> 03:38:52.060
There we go.

03:38:52.060 --> 03:38:54.620
Newt to me.

03:38:54.620 --> 03:38:55.180
OK.

03:38:55.180 --> 03:38:57.380
Maybe get a little mustard on that one, right?

03:38:57.380 --> 03:38:58.740
Reese runs about two miles an hour.

03:38:58.740 --> 03:38:59.940
We couldn't get him there?

03:39:01.700 --> 03:39:02.540
It's fine.

03:39:02.540 --> 03:39:04.420
All right, this is easy out.

03:39:04.420 --> 03:39:05.740
Everybody move forward.

03:39:11.180 --> 03:39:13.720
Dork, land out for the five subs.

03:39:16.220 --> 03:39:17.860
Another.

03:39:17.860 --> 03:39:18.700
She swings.

03:39:18.700 --> 03:39:22.380
Oh my God, the IQ of a fucking peanut this girl has.

03:39:23.740 --> 03:39:25.100
Another ball she swings.

03:39:25.180 --> 03:39:34.300
idiot I know how to play now chat I'm back we're hitting a grounder Pete's

03:39:34.300 --> 03:39:45.460
quick I'm swinging good shit Pete get on base that's all we need just in the

03:39:45.460 --> 03:39:51.860
Smith could hit a nuke we're gonna go on drive left on that shit Pete on that

03:39:51.860 --> 03:39:58.580
it Pete come on I'm saying it's fine if that was if that was a fucking double I

03:39:58.580 --> 03:40:01.220
would have been so mad

03:40:07.020 --> 03:40:14.020
dude I need to just hit a Homer man I haven't had that feeling in so long

03:40:14.020 --> 03:40:16.020
I

03:40:16.020 --> 03:40:18.260
Can you piss loser fuck

03:40:20.980 --> 03:40:22.980
Ball

03:40:25.540 --> 03:40:27.540
I'm gonna hit a bunt swear to God

03:40:30.340 --> 03:40:34.580
Oh my god, really sketches that run back just send up

03:40:39.140 --> 03:40:43.780
Just send I have to hit a nuke this next one or she's gonna get out she's too slow

03:40:44.020 --> 03:40:48.900
I think I'm using my sprints too much ball

03:40:57.180 --> 03:41:02.360
That's not a clean pitch she's throwing weak pitches bro walk me walk me

03:41:02.360 --> 03:41:22.360
That was a beautiful fucking throw. Oh my god, Jacinda, you are so slow. Jacinda, oh my god, she's walking the basis.

03:41:22.360 --> 03:41:27.360
Holy fuck. You just can't use sprints. I gotta blunt this.

03:41:27.360 --> 03:41:29.360
Oh, this is bad.

03:41:29.360 --> 03:41:33.640
No, actually just ball me and then I'd grade that the next person in back had hit a fucking

03:41:33.640 --> 03:41:34.640
nuke.

03:41:34.640 --> 03:41:35.640
Ball.

03:41:35.640 --> 03:41:40.200
Oh my god, give me four balls right now.

03:41:40.200 --> 03:41:45.000
I had to hit it.

03:41:45.000 --> 03:41:47.160
Just send a sell out.

03:41:47.160 --> 03:41:49.160
Hot, bro.

03:41:49.160 --> 03:41:50.160
0-1.

03:41:50.160 --> 03:41:52.160
Keisha fell off.

03:41:52.160 --> 03:41:53.160
Zigzag.

03:41:53.160 --> 03:41:55.160
Right down the middle.

03:41:55.160 --> 03:42:02.740
zigzag right down the middle she messes yeah nice swing there idiot good job

03:42:02.740 --> 03:42:08.980
Kenny good job Kenny we're gonna throw a right hook ball top left she swings

03:42:11.980 --> 03:42:17.580
then we throw a slow ball top she swings

03:42:17.580 --> 03:42:23.020
Why you don't have her on your team dude she sucked.

03:42:23.020 --> 03:42:26.380
Throw a special patch here.

03:42:26.380 --> 03:42:28.380
Slow mo.

03:42:28.380 --> 03:42:29.380
Off-Bed.

03:42:29.380 --> 03:42:35.140
Dude Kenny really is the goaded pitcher of all time.

03:42:35.140 --> 03:42:38.140
Left Hucky swings.

03:42:38.140 --> 03:42:39.140
That's bad.

03:42:39.140 --> 03:42:40.140
Throw that down.

03:42:40.140 --> 03:42:45.140
Alright Kenny gets the ball it's fine.

03:42:45.140 --> 03:42:47.180
They get one man on first.

03:42:47.180 --> 03:42:52.160
always gets first base. Landly we're throwing straight slow balls at the top

03:42:52.160 --> 03:42:58.480
and she'll swing at every one. Okay or I just get a two for here. Get them out.

03:42:58.480 --> 03:43:07.280
That's fine. Two outs. Two outs Mikey Thomas. We're throwing straight balls the whole time.

03:43:07.280 --> 03:43:14.800
If he hits it it's a nuke. That's bad. Oh my god I almost thought that shit.

03:43:14.800 --> 03:43:21.960
Pablo fucking chuck that ball. Chuck that ball Pablo. She don't get fucking third base. Don't allow that shit. Hell, yeah

03:43:22.600 --> 03:43:24.960
Dude, I kind of switch Pablo and Jacinda

03:43:27.520 --> 03:43:32.380
Because I feel like Jacinda's getting too many right now. She just tried to special hit and fucking whiff

03:43:33.600 --> 03:43:35.600
Move her own heat top right

03:43:37.360 --> 03:43:39.360
Pop up. Thank you. Kenny

03:43:39.360 --> 03:43:44.360
One zero!

03:43:44.360 --> 03:43:45.360
Winnable!

03:43:45.360 --> 03:43:46.360
No!

03:43:46.360 --> 03:44:05.360
Oh my god, and they're going to catch it again.

03:44:05.360 --> 03:44:07.360
See, this is why this shit's so lame.

03:44:07.360 --> 03:44:08.360
Okay, y'all just hit grounders.

03:44:08.360 --> 03:44:09.560
Yeah, I'll just hit grounders.

03:44:09.560 --> 03:44:11.160
I'm just gonna hit a million fucks.

03:44:11.160 --> 03:44:12.660
Okay, actually, never mind. I'm hitting a nuke.

03:44:17.160 --> 03:44:19.660
Oh my god, that was fucking beautiful Pablo.

03:44:19.660 --> 03:44:20.660
I love you.

03:44:26.360 --> 03:44:27.660
Nuke, she could hit a nuke too.

03:44:27.660 --> 03:44:28.160
Fuck.

03:44:28.560 --> 03:44:29.660
And Lance, tired.

03:44:30.660 --> 03:44:32.160
YEEEAH!

03:44:32.960 --> 03:44:34.060
YEEEAH!

03:44:34.760 --> 03:44:36.760
He's got a fucking instant lead while I'm at it.

03:44:36.760 --> 03:44:40.120
Let's get a fucking instant replay on that. That's two. We're winning.

03:44:43.720 --> 03:44:47.320
Oh my god, that was like the perfect ball.

03:44:47.320 --> 03:44:50.840
And they're not swapping her out either. You guys are...

03:44:50.840 --> 03:44:51.840
Bawgh!

03:44:51.840 --> 03:44:53.840
Oh my god, crazy butt.

03:44:57.320 --> 03:45:02.880
Run that shit, Pete. Run that shit, Pete. Run that shit, Pete. Keep going. Keep going, Pete.

03:45:03.080 --> 03:45:04.560
Keep going, Pete.

03:45:04.560 --> 03:45:07.560
Keep going Pete! Run that shit on, Pete!

03:45:07.560 --> 03:45:09.560
Run that shit on, Pete!

03:45:09.560 --> 03:45:11.560
Run that shit on, Pete!

03:45:11.560 --> 03:45:13.560
Yes!

03:45:13.560 --> 03:45:16.560
Let's get those touchdowns.

03:45:16.560 --> 03:45:18.560
There we fucking go.

03:45:18.560 --> 03:45:20.560
It's the MVP herself.

03:45:20.560 --> 03:45:23.560
Oh my god, and I get the orange bomb.

03:45:23.560 --> 03:45:25.560
Bum!

03:45:25.560 --> 03:45:28.560
How does she catch that? That shoulda gone through her glove.

03:45:28.560 --> 03:45:32.560
That shoulda fucking literally blown her hand right up her head.

03:45:32.560 --> 03:45:33.760
Another head off her arm.

03:45:35.520 --> 03:45:36.800
That's fine, we're off with 3-1.

03:45:37.200 --> 03:45:38.720
Lisa Crockett, dork.

03:45:38.720 --> 03:45:39.920
She's the only one with a run.

03:45:40.480 --> 03:45:42.000
Chugging straight balls at her.

03:45:42.000 --> 03:45:42.500
Whip.

03:45:44.240 --> 03:45:46.400
I'm gonna have to swap Kenny out soon, it's fine now.

03:45:48.240 --> 03:45:49.040
Slow ball.

03:45:49.040 --> 03:45:49.600
She's slain.

03:45:51.040 --> 03:45:52.880
Might need better glasses there, buddy.

03:45:52.880 --> 03:45:54.080
What are they, three inches thick?

03:45:54.720 --> 03:45:55.760
How about that one?

03:45:55.760 --> 03:45:56.400
Swing at it.

03:45:59.840 --> 03:46:00.480
Whenever.

03:46:30.480 --> 03:46:32.480
Wow, easy catch for Pete.

03:46:38.160 --> 03:46:42.800
Okay, man, the speed demon. We're gonna hit a grounder. Ball.

03:46:44.800 --> 03:46:47.280
Watch, you throw one pitch and then you switch.

03:46:56.800 --> 03:47:00.400
That's a good grounder. He's quick too. He makes that. He makes that.

03:47:00.480 --> 03:47:02.480
I

03:47:02.920 --> 03:47:07.640
Use a little bit of stamina a little bit of the stamina and use all that they get tired

03:47:07.640 --> 03:47:11.300
I've learned that and then they suck. We're gonna throw a line drive ball

03:47:12.000 --> 03:47:14.000
That's the worst drive ever seen

03:47:19.440 --> 03:47:22.220
Bro, he's three feet tall there's no world where he

03:47:31.360 --> 03:47:36.200
Why did I not swing on that that was so clearly a strike I should have paid attention I could have gotten penny safe

03:47:41.240 --> 03:47:44.200
That's a ball folks I kind of want a bun

03:47:47.480 --> 03:47:49.480
Yeah, I've key show run for that ball

03:47:56.240 --> 03:47:59.720
Oh my god, dude Dante Robinson power

03:48:00.480 --> 03:48:02.480
Beautiful. She don't catch that.

03:48:10.480 --> 03:48:13.480
Top of the fifth. Top of the fifth. Just gotta get through two more.

03:48:17.480 --> 03:48:19.480
Beautiful throw. Beautiful throw.

03:48:20.480 --> 03:48:25.480
We're gonna throw a left hook here. And she's gonna swing at it. It's gonna be bottom right. She's too short to hit it though.

03:48:26.480 --> 03:48:27.480
Swing.

03:48:30.480 --> 03:48:35.480
And then we hit her with a slow ball. Slow ball straight down the middle.

03:48:35.480 --> 03:48:42.480
Doesn't even matter. Have fun running that for no reason. Go set back down.

03:48:42.480 --> 03:48:45.480
Oh, key should fill up.

03:48:48.480 --> 03:48:51.480
Nice one. You're not making it to the base though.

03:48:51.480 --> 03:48:54.480
Because you're slow as a bag of fucking rocks.

03:48:54.480 --> 03:49:01.120
Literal fridge running across the fucking field chat. She is so slow and I and I know people are saying oh Joe

03:49:01.120 --> 03:49:08.520
You're just being rude to Keisha. I'm not being rude to Keisha the stats. She has are a blatant lie a blatant lie

03:49:09.160 --> 03:49:13.840
Fridge is crazy. It's not her speed is nine out of ten. I'm not fact-shaming Keisha

03:49:13.920 --> 03:49:19.560
You're assuming that I'm saying fridge because fridges is she's big. I'm not saying that in the sense that she's fat

03:49:19.560 --> 03:49:24.000
I'm saying she's big because she looks like she's four years older than everybody else on the fucking field

03:49:24.000 --> 03:49:31.700
We got Ahmed right now who looks like a little eight-year-old and quiches out on the field about I don't know four times the size of him

03:49:34.320 --> 03:49:36.320
He top-last

03:49:38.000 --> 03:49:40.000
That's not good that's really not good

03:49:41.960 --> 03:49:46.680
You know I can always get first base we're gonna bait him for a second watch because he's fucking stupid

03:49:50.440 --> 03:49:52.440
I'll go for a second

03:49:54.000 --> 03:49:58.360
He goes for a second. I believe it. Watch. You just gotta toss the rock around a little bit.

03:49:58.360 --> 03:49:59.860
I'll go.

03:49:59.860 --> 03:50:01.520
YOU FUCKER!

03:50:01.520 --> 03:50:02.520
TETTY!

03:50:12.520 --> 03:50:13.520
Shebunts.

03:50:15.020 --> 03:50:16.020
Pablo?

03:50:18.520 --> 03:50:20.020
DAMN IT!

03:50:20.020 --> 03:50:23.820
This is bad. We're throwing the lead. We're actually really throwing the lead.

03:50:23.820 --> 03:50:25.820
Oh my god, she's tired though, that's actually perfect.

03:50:26.820 --> 03:50:29.320
They wasted that. Mikey Thomas, I'm throwing straight balls too.

03:50:30.320 --> 03:50:32.320
Mikey Thomas, you have to straight ball stop right.

03:50:34.320 --> 03:50:35.320
Catch that.

03:50:38.320 --> 03:50:40.320
Alright, bases are loaded, this is really bad.

03:50:40.820 --> 03:50:41.820
This is really bad.

03:50:42.320 --> 03:50:43.820
I just need to strike somebody out.

03:50:44.320 --> 03:50:45.820
Oh, fuck yeah.

03:50:47.320 --> 03:50:48.820
She don't want to throw a heat top left.

03:50:50.320 --> 03:50:51.320
Just strike her out.

03:50:52.000 --> 03:50:54.300
Striker out or this is gonna be really bad

03:51:07.360 --> 03:51:11.720
Actually beautiful that saves us. I love how she just broke the fourth wall and went

03:51:16.460 --> 03:51:18.460
We get two more bad ends too

03:51:18.460 --> 03:51:22.340
Stephanie Morgan bro, I'm so confident right now. I'm just gonna hit a straight power shot

03:51:33.500 --> 03:51:36.220
I'm so confident we're just gonna throw a straight nuke down the middle

03:51:40.020 --> 03:51:42.020
Yes, you don't catch that

03:51:42.020 --> 03:51:49.460
I know I've said some choice words about you, but

03:52:01.340 --> 03:52:03.340
Elevator pitch

03:52:12.020 --> 03:52:14.340
I gotta say right now. I'm not a fan of just enda

03:52:15.820 --> 03:52:20.940
The ball keeps going around actually the call time out. I'm gonna call some calls. I'm not we're gonna make a needed switch

03:52:23.900 --> 03:52:25.900
Because they always just hit it there

03:52:30.140 --> 03:52:32.140
What the fuck was that

03:52:32.140 --> 03:52:35.140
One. Speed beats the flow.

03:52:36.640 --> 03:52:38.640
Into the gathering goes.

03:52:38.640 --> 03:52:40.540
Literally a line drive straight to Ernie,

03:52:40.540 --> 03:52:43.340
steal the seven foot demon standing out in the back.

03:52:43.340 --> 03:52:44.640
Do you see how tall this kid is?

03:52:44.640 --> 03:52:46.440
Step out of the company.

03:52:46.440 --> 03:52:49.440
Yep, he's having an asthma attack.

03:52:49.440 --> 03:52:51.140
Whiff.

03:52:51.140 --> 03:52:52.940
That was about nine miles too early.

03:52:52.940 --> 03:52:54.640
Have a slow ball.

03:52:56.540 --> 03:52:57.940
Whiff.

03:52:57.940 --> 03:52:58.940
Hmm.

03:52:58.940 --> 03:53:01.840
Leese has good eyes.

03:53:01.840 --> 03:53:03.840
Let's see how good they are. Throw in the heat.

03:53:05.840 --> 03:53:07.840
Nice one, Rhys. Nice one, Rhys.

03:53:08.340 --> 03:53:09.840
Aww, you're out.

03:53:10.840 --> 03:53:11.840
Aww, you're out.

03:53:12.340 --> 03:53:13.340
Aww, you're out.

03:53:14.340 --> 03:53:15.340
Oh, what am I doing?

03:53:16.340 --> 03:53:17.340
What the fuck is happening?

03:53:20.340 --> 03:53:21.840
We need one more out and we win the game.

03:53:24.840 --> 03:53:26.840
Against probably the worst batter.

03:53:31.840 --> 03:53:34.840
I can't do that. I feel like I should be a rule in this game.

03:53:34.840 --> 03:53:36.840
She can't half commit and then...

03:53:38.840 --> 03:53:39.840
Oh, this is scary.

03:53:43.840 --> 03:53:44.840
Oh, he catches it.

03:53:50.840 --> 03:53:51.840
Easy way.

03:53:55.840 --> 03:53:58.840
It's just, it's just that simple. It's that simple, really.

03:53:58.840 --> 03:54:03.040
Well, we unlocked Ekman Acres.

03:54:03.040 --> 03:54:04.040
What did I unlock?

03:54:04.040 --> 03:54:12.920
Oh, no, I unlocked Gentleman or Symmet Gardens.

03:54:12.920 --> 03:54:15.920
What do I, oh, I unlocked Nighttime at Ekman Acres.

03:54:15.920 --> 03:54:18.920
I'm not gonna play it, no, you know what I mean.

03:54:18.920 --> 03:54:23.640
I kinda wanna run back Playground Commons, the OG map.

03:54:23.640 --> 03:54:28.680
The OG map, backyard, I can't do backyard yet, we're pledging, we're doing Playground

03:54:28.680 --> 03:54:33.680
I'm going pro, pinch mode, why would I ever do t-ball?

03:54:33.680 --> 03:54:36.280
Swing spot, on, we're gonna do vibes,

03:54:36.280 --> 03:54:38.440
it's what we're gonna do, we're gonna do a three,

03:54:38.440 --> 03:54:39.720
we're gonna do a three inning,

03:54:39.720 --> 03:54:43.200
and I'm gonna pick straight vibes, okay?

03:54:43.200 --> 03:54:46.080
I'm not going for stats, I'm going who do I like?

03:54:48.120 --> 03:54:50.680
I just so happened to very much like Pablo Sanchez.

03:54:50.680 --> 03:54:53.040
Yo, primero, yo, muy bien.

03:54:53.040 --> 03:54:55.040
Muy bien, Pablo, welcome to the team.

03:54:55.040 --> 03:54:59.660
And you already know who we're picking second Vibe pick here

03:55:02.520 --> 03:55:04.520
Popo

03:55:06.520 --> 03:55:12.520
Johnson there we fucking go buddy next on the vibes list Tony del vacchio

03:55:19.760 --> 03:55:22.540
Sneaky Vibe pick Dimitri Petrovich

03:55:25.040 --> 03:55:41.000
This Kenny Kawaguchi vibes, I feel like he is bro, but I also think rock meds rocking

03:55:41.000 --> 03:55:42.000
on right here.

03:55:42.000 --> 03:55:43.000
I gotta pick Ahmed first.

03:55:43.000 --> 03:55:46.920
Yeah, dude, Ahmed's really a vibe.

03:55:46.920 --> 03:55:47.920
Pete's not a lot.

03:55:47.920 --> 03:55:49.560
Chat Pete's not on the fun team, if I'm being honest.

03:55:49.560 --> 03:55:50.560
Pete Wheeler's not a vibe.

03:55:50.560 --> 03:55:51.560
Listen to him talk.

03:55:51.560 --> 03:55:58.000
Yeah, I'm Pete, so I'm not joining your team, then?

03:55:58.000 --> 03:55:59.360
No, he's stupid.

03:56:02.880 --> 03:56:04.320
Stephanie Morgan's kind of a vibe,

03:56:04.320 --> 03:56:05.720
but I also like a Markey DuBois.

03:56:05.720 --> 03:56:10.600
My name's Markey, but you can call me Cootie.

03:56:10.600 --> 03:56:12.400
Whatever that means, welcome to the team.

03:56:12.400 --> 03:56:13.360
I'm going to play.

03:56:17.000 --> 03:56:20.280
Pete's fast, we're not picking off stats.

03:56:20.280 --> 03:56:21.980
We're picking a Vibe Squad.

03:56:23.940 --> 03:56:25.280
Dante's gotta be on it.

03:56:25.280 --> 03:56:26.120
Oh yeah baby!

03:56:26.120 --> 03:56:28.760
Dante's on the Vibe Squad, he's always on the Vibe Squad.

03:56:28.760 --> 03:56:31.120
I was gonna say he's re-survived.

03:56:31.120 --> 03:56:32.700
There's some people that never get picked.

03:56:32.700 --> 03:56:34.800
Don't tell me you're picking Jorge.

03:56:34.800 --> 03:56:36.880
Jorge Garcia never gets picked.

03:56:36.880 --> 03:56:37.880
That would be a crazy pick.

03:56:37.880 --> 03:56:38.720
First thing I wanna talk about

03:56:38.720 --> 03:56:40.680
would kind of contract your offering.

03:56:41.580 --> 03:56:42.420
Loser.

03:56:42.420 --> 03:56:44.560
I demand that you reconsider.

03:56:44.560 --> 03:56:46.400
Not Vibes, not Vibes.

03:56:46.400 --> 03:56:47.240
How about a beer?

03:56:47.240 --> 03:56:49.280
I'll come up with a good team name for you.

03:56:49.280 --> 03:56:50.560
If you help name our band.

03:56:51.600 --> 03:56:54.080
Awesome, he's giving me steak in his band.

03:56:54.080 --> 03:56:55.540
I appreciate that.

03:56:55.540 --> 03:56:56.880
Amir, welcome to the team.

03:56:59.760 --> 03:57:01.640
Wait, these kids are older than me.

03:57:01.640 --> 03:57:03.960
I just said he was born in 2001.

03:57:03.960 --> 03:57:06.960
If you pick me, I'll share some of my lucky bubblegum.

03:57:07.920 --> 03:57:09.260
15?

03:57:09.260 --> 03:57:10.360
Doesn't make any sense.

03:57:10.360 --> 03:57:11.200
Don't come crying.

03:57:11.200 --> 03:57:15.040
How was her birthday in 2015?

03:57:15.040 --> 03:57:19.080
But the other kids was, Amir Khan was born in 2001.

03:57:19.280 --> 03:57:20.560
Doesn't make any sense.

03:57:21.560 --> 03:57:23.400
I'm your con's a fucking grown-ass man.

03:57:23.400 --> 03:57:25.480
I was the month- month and day.

03:57:25.480 --> 03:57:26.200
Oh, sorry.

03:57:28.440 --> 03:57:30.600
I could make a custom kid for vibes.

03:57:34.080 --> 03:57:37.120
We're gonna make a- we're gonna make a custom character for vibes.

03:57:37.400 --> 03:57:38.800
What do we name him? Chat.

03:57:42.080 --> 03:57:43.000
Birthday.

03:57:43.200 --> 03:57:44.200
I don't really care.

03:57:44.200 --> 03:57:45.400
How tall are they?

03:57:45.400 --> 03:57:51.040
We'll make you like middle ground and a little and a little bigger right-handed

03:57:52.840 --> 03:57:54.840
Pinball head

03:57:56.200 --> 03:57:58.200
Skin color

03:58:08.360 --> 03:58:12.520
Yeah, that's chat hair style baseball

03:58:15.400 --> 03:58:28.240
These are all real rough, these are all real rough, we'll go with that, no glasses, you

03:58:28.240 --> 03:58:34.040
can't go glasses, you can go visor, no visor, we'll go headphones because people are watching

03:58:34.040 --> 03:58:40.520
those headphones, we're actually going to go ear buds, are those, are those hearing aids,

03:58:40.520 --> 03:58:42.520
skill points.

03:58:42.520 --> 03:58:45.600
What do I want my chat to be good at?

03:58:49.440 --> 03:58:54.440
I would say like running and batting are like a needed.

03:58:54.680 --> 03:58:56.920
Pitching will happen a full low.

03:58:59.360 --> 03:59:01.420
We have four left.

03:59:01.420 --> 03:59:03.840
So just like an even, you want an even player.

03:59:03.840 --> 03:59:04.920
I kind of like that.

03:59:06.440 --> 03:59:09.480
Like a full even, I'd actually go a little less on fielding.

03:59:10.360 --> 03:59:11.800
More on batting and running.

03:59:12.520 --> 03:59:26.720
just so chat hits noose finalize all right welcome to the team chat he sucks

03:59:26.720 --> 03:59:29.040
at pitching well he's not gonna be a fucking pitcher so it doesn't matter

03:59:29.040 --> 03:59:31.040
What is he got to be a good pitcher?

03:59:37.600 --> 03:59:44.120
All right, we're gonna have to do some fucking work on this team here. All right chat we have in the back

03:59:44.120 --> 03:59:46.120
I'm gonna put us left field

03:59:46.560 --> 03:59:52.400
My name it's Vinnie a spin Chenzo Theodore Giovanni Edward MacDonald

03:59:52.840 --> 03:59:55.200
Guterrello Vinnie the Gooch for short

03:59:55.200 --> 03:59:57.200
Oh, I see.

03:59:57.200 --> 03:59:59.200
Why do they call you Sunny Day?

03:59:59.200 --> 04:00:01.200
That's because when I was born,

04:00:01.200 --> 04:00:04.200
my parents said it was the sunniest day of their lives.

04:00:04.200 --> 04:00:06.200
Isn't that sweet?

04:00:06.200 --> 04:00:08.200
Eh, sounds mushy to me.

04:00:08.200 --> 04:00:10.200
I like the name Rainy.

04:00:10.200 --> 04:00:13.200
Yeah, well, you wouldn't be able to play baseball on a rainy day.

04:00:13.200 --> 04:00:14.200
Now could you?

04:00:14.200 --> 04:00:18.200
Well, you could, but I suppose it wouldn't go as smoothly.

04:00:18.200 --> 04:00:19.200
Exactly.

04:00:19.200 --> 04:00:20.200
All right, fine.

04:00:20.200 --> 04:00:21.200
Your point is taken.

04:00:21.200 --> 04:00:23.200
Your name is cool.

04:00:23.200 --> 04:00:24.200
Thank you.

04:00:24.200 --> 04:00:28.700
I feel like this is fine. I like Amir is our starting pitcher

04:00:33.700 --> 04:00:35.700
My hands are already sweaty

04:00:37.200 --> 04:00:39.200
I could throw Chad in the pitching

04:00:40.540 --> 04:00:47.360
No, that would be bad. All right, let's switch up our lineup. We'll have Chaco like after Pablo actually will have Chaco before Pablo

04:00:47.360 --> 04:00:52.360
We need some runners out there.

04:00:52.360 --> 04:00:57.360
Dante will actually go first and then we'll do that.

04:00:57.360 --> 04:00:59.360
That's a good lineup.

04:00:59.360 --> 04:01:05.360
I'm somewhat worried about our defensive capabilities here

04:01:05.360 --> 04:01:08.360
and we also gave them a lot better pick.

04:01:08.360 --> 04:01:12.360
So this, we really just need to strike people out

04:01:12.360 --> 04:01:14.360
because I think if they get the ball out,

04:01:14.360 --> 04:01:15.360
it's going to be better.

04:01:15.360 --> 04:01:18.800
Because I think if they get the ball out, it's going to be bad.

04:01:18.800 --> 04:01:20.440
But you're so accurate.

04:01:20.440 --> 04:01:21.080
Easy.

04:01:21.080 --> 04:01:23.480
Oh my god, what a fucking hit.

04:01:23.480 --> 04:01:24.480
Ricky.

04:01:24.480 --> 04:01:25.360
Ricky Johnson.

04:01:25.360 --> 04:01:27.800
Dude, maybe we just go straight vibes, teams.

04:01:27.800 --> 04:01:31.360
Every time I play, I'm already so confident in this team.

04:01:31.360 --> 04:01:32.920
We're going bottom right.

04:01:32.920 --> 04:01:34.200
Be fucking full with that.

04:01:34.200 --> 04:01:37.080
That's why you don't pick dorky Pete Wheeler,

04:01:37.080 --> 04:01:39.080
that fucking loser.

04:01:39.080 --> 04:01:39.680
Left hook.

04:01:39.680 --> 04:01:41.040
He swings.

04:01:41.040 --> 04:01:41.640
Doesn't matter.

04:01:41.640 --> 04:01:43.240
Pablo get there.

04:01:43.240 --> 04:01:44.480
Pablo get there.

04:01:44.480 --> 04:01:46.480
Pablo, get there. Pablo, get there.

04:01:46.480 --> 04:01:47.480
Pablo.

04:02:00.480 --> 04:02:02.480
He just went all the way around.

04:02:02.480 --> 04:02:05.480
Alright, that's not good. But we're going to need to work on that.

04:02:06.480 --> 04:02:08.480
Okay, we're definitely going to need to work on that too.

04:02:08.480 --> 04:02:11.480
Even though they fouled, we really can't have them getting this.

04:02:11.480 --> 04:02:13.840
I love the right hook from in here, it's so accurate.

04:02:15.040 --> 04:02:16.600
Wow, she fucking read that shit.

04:02:17.000 --> 04:02:18.240
How about you read this, dork?

04:02:20.360 --> 04:02:22.200
She's playing easy hit.

04:02:22.560 --> 04:02:23.400
Chat, catch that.

04:02:23.440 --> 04:02:25.000
Oh my god, good shit, chat.

04:02:31.440 --> 04:02:33.120
Mikey Thomas, this is bad news there.

04:02:33.120 --> 04:02:33.920
It's just a short...

04:02:38.040 --> 04:02:40.320
He don't, he don't run, he don't keep running, he don't keep running.

04:02:40.480 --> 04:02:41.000
We're fine.

04:02:41.480 --> 04:02:45.480
Alright, it's just first base. First base two outs. First base two outs though.

04:02:45.480 --> 04:02:51.480
We're gonna be down one. Okay, maybe down two. Probably not though.

04:02:51.480 --> 04:02:55.480
Bro, don't wanna throw anything but the right hook.

04:02:55.480 --> 04:03:02.480
Full left. This girl's body is three fourths legs.

04:03:02.480 --> 04:03:08.480
It's like kind of concerning where her organs are.

04:03:08.480 --> 04:03:17.120
are like really disturbing why did she keep looking at the camera it's like

04:03:17.120 --> 04:03:22.160
she's the only one that does that Street 5 stony delbecchio first up to bat

04:03:22.160 --> 04:03:28.380
against his sister he swings and gets a foul ball give him another one somebody

04:03:28.380 --> 04:03:38.320
hand this kid a cigarette swing it good ball Tony good ball run there so right

04:03:38.320 --> 04:03:44.380
it's straight vibes. Amiya Khan you just gotta get on a base here buddy. Nice

04:03:44.380 --> 04:03:52.300
ground up. Boom! Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Really not good.

04:03:52.300 --> 04:04:00.540
Oh god. Okay maybe the lineup I have set isn't so good. Power. They don't get there.

04:04:00.540 --> 04:04:07.780
They don't get there. Oh my god. Fuck yes. I need you. Okay. I think chat's up next.

04:04:07.780 --> 04:04:15.180
Oh no, it's Jante. Shit. Alright, we're gonna throw, we're gonna, we're gonna hit a grounder.

04:04:15.180 --> 04:04:23.100
Fucking run, D'Nicholas. Fucking run, D'Nicholas. Oh my god! It's fine. We're a vibe scene. We're

04:04:23.100 --> 04:04:34.620
a vibe scene. We're on a special patch. Crazy ball. See it. Nice swing. We're on the heat.

04:04:34.620 --> 04:04:37.240
Got him left.

04:04:37.240 --> 04:04:37.740
Wow.

04:04:44.240 --> 04:04:44.740
Easy.

04:04:44.740 --> 04:04:45.820
Get their shot.

04:04:45.820 --> 04:04:47.020
Get their shot.

04:04:47.020 --> 04:04:47.820
Get their pablo.

04:04:51.060 --> 04:04:52.620
Really not good.

04:04:52.620 --> 04:04:53.180
Really not good.

04:04:53.180 --> 04:04:55.580
They got a runner on first, no outs.

04:04:55.580 --> 04:04:57.180
And I'm pretty sure they have Keisha next.

04:04:57.180 --> 04:04:59.940
Oh, no.

04:04:59.940 --> 04:05:01.260
I'm throwing the worst ball of all time.

04:05:01.260 --> 04:05:02.700
She's playing for it.

04:05:02.700 --> 04:05:04.700
You're stealing! You're stealing!

04:05:09.700 --> 04:05:11.700
That's the first I've seen a bot do that.

04:05:20.700 --> 04:05:21.700
Good shot.

04:05:22.700 --> 04:05:23.700
Look how pissed off she is.

04:05:26.700 --> 04:05:28.700
Straight spitball for Ernie Steele here.

04:05:29.700 --> 04:05:31.700
Nice hit there, buddy. Beautiful hit by you.

04:05:32.700 --> 04:05:34.580
Congratulations, you're out.

04:05:34.580 --> 04:05:36.460
And you're about to be out too.

04:05:36.460 --> 04:05:38.060
And you're about to be out too.

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We run up with her, throw the ball.

04:05:39.900 --> 04:05:40.740
And she makes it.

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Fuck you.

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Oh my god, you're wide.

04:05:43.260 --> 04:05:44.500
OK.

04:05:44.500 --> 04:05:48.180
Don't say I don't know how you messed that.

04:05:48.180 --> 04:05:50.260
Kolfi taking the sub.

04:05:50.260 --> 04:05:51.220
Who is this?

04:05:51.220 --> 04:05:53.020
I've never seen this person.

04:05:53.020 --> 04:05:54.220
Oh, dude, Amir's tired.

04:06:02.700 --> 04:06:15.700
We got big Tony on the bound now. We got big Tony. Oh, what a f-

04:06:15.700 --> 04:06:18.700
Chat. Good chat.

04:06:23.700 --> 04:06:26.700
Oh, we gotta hit a nuke. We gotta hit a nuke.

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Oh my god, no. Oh wow, he runs like a fucking brick. This is bad.

04:06:35.700 --> 04:06:44.700
Oh! No, that would have drilled her in the mouth. I'm confident if that was real life

04:06:44.700 --> 04:06:48.700
that would have hit her straight in the face and I would have ran right to first pace,

04:06:48.700 --> 04:06:51.700
no problem. Would have knocked her fucking teeth out,

04:06:51.700 --> 04:07:05.300
wall. Oh, that's on, that's on the line now. What?

04:07:05.300 --> 04:07:16.980
Beautiful, beautiful fucking work there, Pablo. Play, play some, play some.

04:07:16.980 --> 04:07:27.380
Look at him, determined, wearing a shirt three sizes too small.

04:07:27.380 --> 04:07:33.700
He is an outy bellybutton, it's kind of gross, I'm sorry, that's like almost body shaming.

04:07:33.700 --> 04:07:40.700
It's just, it's like straight in your face, it's kind of disgusting.

04:07:40.700 --> 04:07:49.380
But he literally has a dad beer gut and he's like 10 years old.

04:07:49.380 --> 04:07:50.880
That's a ball.

04:07:50.880 --> 04:07:53.180
Yeah, Ricky's getting out.

04:07:53.180 --> 04:07:56.620
I'm saying that right now.

04:07:56.620 --> 04:07:58.580
I wish I had a fucking plate.

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Oh, god, Ricky, that was me, actually.

04:08:05.460 --> 04:08:06.940
Beautiful.

04:08:06.940 --> 04:08:21.420
I had a sprint the rest of that now I'm tired. We just got to hit a nuke now. Markey Dubois.

04:08:21.420 --> 04:08:33.700
Ball. Walk me. Walk me and the next person I hit a nuke with. I had a swing on that.

04:08:33.700 --> 04:08:35.040
I swung way too late.

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That's bad.

04:08:41.340 --> 04:08:42.340
That's getting caught.

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One more.

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One more.

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One more.

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This is their last offense.

04:08:49.020 --> 04:08:50.140
It might go up here, though.

04:08:50.140 --> 04:08:51.540
I don't know if they do draws.

04:08:54.900 --> 04:08:56.380
Oh my god, I thought I caught that.

04:09:01.140 --> 04:09:02.620
Keisha ain't making this a second base.

04:09:02.620 --> 04:09:03.300
I can tell you that.

04:09:03.700 --> 04:09:10.700
Yeah, he's a dead. Throw him that right hook. Throw him that right hook from the top right.

04:09:11.380 --> 04:09:16.780
He swings forward every time. Pete Wheeler's head's so big you can't even see the ball

04:09:16.780 --> 04:09:21.820
this high. He swings again like a fucking dumbass and then you really switch it up and

04:09:21.820 --> 04:09:28.820
you go bottom left. He swings again, Pete Wheeler. You're out buddy.

04:09:28.820 --> 04:09:30.020
Oh, sure.

04:09:30.020 --> 04:09:31.500
He's throwing a special pitch.

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The juice.

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Oh, it just gives us more juice.

04:09:34.180 --> 04:09:35.420
All right, hook.

04:09:35.420 --> 04:09:37.060
She swings.

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Easy.

04:09:37.560 --> 04:09:40.180
Hey, Keisha, nice try.

04:09:40.180 --> 04:09:41.860
Nice try, Keisha.

04:09:41.860 --> 04:09:43.860
What made it to the second base if you

04:09:43.860 --> 04:09:45.420
could run faster than four miles an hour?

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Look at that.

04:09:46.420 --> 04:09:46.920
What you.

04:09:46.920 --> 04:09:48.260
Mikey Thomas is up.

04:09:52.460 --> 04:09:54.820
Mikey Thomas ain't making it into a base either.

04:09:54.820 --> 04:09:56.580
What's anger?

04:09:56.580 --> 04:09:58.060
What the fuck was that?

04:09:58.060 --> 04:10:08.500
I didn't even mean to do that oh my god how did he not get that how did he not

04:10:08.500 --> 04:10:13.980
get that Markey I should have dove that's my fault

04:10:15.540 --> 04:10:21.220
we're gonna throw the I don't care she swings every time she's gonna break the

04:10:21.220 --> 04:10:27.020
fourth wall every time we get there she's right before it's all nice pop fly

04:10:27.020 --> 04:10:34.020
there. Yo, why did nobody go for that? Why did nobody go for that? I'm like, you know,

04:10:35.340 --> 04:10:42.340
we just need one run. We just need one run here. I'm going to hit a rounder. I like that

04:10:44.460 --> 04:10:48.620
ball. That was a bad play. That was a really bad play. I thought I was going to be able

04:10:48.620 --> 04:10:55.620
to get all, I thought I was going to get your contact. I hit the wrong line. I'm going to

04:10:57.020 --> 04:11:01.460
That's good. That's real good. That's real good. No sprint needed

04:11:04.260 --> 04:11:07.160
One on base I need to get through two more and then we could have chat

04:11:13.420 --> 04:11:19.460
Please walk Dmitri, I'm so nervous for Dmitri. Please walk him. Oh, no

04:11:21.220 --> 04:11:24.820
Amir's got a run a little bit Amir you got a run a little bit there. Okay good

04:11:27.020 --> 04:11:32.660
When I was on first and second, I don't know who's up next here. Okay. We got Dante almost at a special tail

04:11:35.020 --> 04:11:43.140
That was a good fucking hit that was a good fucking hit. Oh my god, that was a good hit bases loaded bases loaded who is next oh

04:11:44.220 --> 04:11:46.500
My god, it's yeah, we have a special. Oh

04:11:48.540 --> 04:11:50.540
It's a crazy but

04:11:53.500 --> 04:11:56.060
Everybody just run oh my god

04:11:57.020 --> 04:12:19.380
run home run home run home run home oh my god five one ggs bro ggs bro what a

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grand slam

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Playground at night. How do I unlock? Do I have to win every map to unlock fucking super hard mode?

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I wanna unlock four stars. That'd be so awesome.

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What is backyard dash? Where's my home runs before the timer runs out? I wanna do that one time.

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Like what is that even like?

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Time limit 90 seconds.

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Oh you have to pick a batter? Obviously I'm gonna pick fucking Pablo.

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This is just for shits and giggles.

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I feel like this was also really good practice to like be able to hit home run.

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Yeah, you gotta like swing?

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Okay, I think I understand how you had a hunraniere.

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Oh, we're trying to see how far I...

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Come on, Pablo!

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That's good, that's not.

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You want to do open? Oh my god, that's a thousand yards out of here. Holy shit. 573, absolute

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noot. 40 seconds. That's bad. That was a bad pitch. I feel like you can't, you can't really

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get a homerun like

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that's good too no 235 what's like the max you could hit like a thousand I mean

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we might find out nope that looks like it was going so much further

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Throw it

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Dude 575 I don't think I would ever beat that bottom left

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Hit the ball bottom left, I feel like I gotta hit it squared.

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I'm gonna just do that one more time.

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One more, one more, one more.

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I feel like I did a 10 on runs.

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One more.

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90 seconds.

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That is fucking amazing.

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Do you just want to hit it square on?

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I feel like you just want to hit it.

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I used to think you would have hit it under.

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Do you just want to hit the ball?

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Like that's all you want to do is just hit the ball right in the middle.

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Two-nine.

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That's like a lame pitch!

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Oh, that is a fucking absolute piss missile into the sky.

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That's gonna kill somebody.

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Five-seventy-one.

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Bro, like you're throwing balls!

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That's huge too 572

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What's the furthest you can hit

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Now bro, like give me a good pitch!

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Ah, it's like right here!

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What the fuck is that?

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Like...

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Oh my god, that might be crazy!

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That might be crazy. Oh my god! 718! Holy shit!

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Oh my god, another one!

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737! 737, I've never seen that.

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Oh fuck, I throw up.

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I throw it. What does it throw up?

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Okay, see like I feel like I can't even hit a humrun on this

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I'll think I'm every TV 737 I think a thousand possible. I think you can hit a thousand I

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Don't know maybe maybe next time that was fun game though. We got to do a challenge with it soon

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I'm happy. I finally won the first time we played. I didn't win a single game now. I just want to

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But next time we play I got a fucking I gotta do like a challenge of sorts

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I'm only a lot of certain players were shut like that pressy think of the five you've thrown on you've thrown league mode to win max

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Difficulty Alex Greengate Mason

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Can a coffee Matt how I campus Julia

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Tez RM and play take it to the sub five seven seven play no bar take it to the sub chat. We're calling out there though

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That's W stream. Um, I will be live on Wednesday. I'm not

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live tomorrow. I'll be live on Wednesday at like one or two EST. What time is the World Cup game?

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It's at three. So I'll probably be live on, I'll probably be live at one on Wednesday. We're gonna

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do photonomaly, or no, not photonomaly, that's next week. We're gonna do flash and die and then

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we're gonna tune into the World Cup. Thursday we're gonna do Triple T horror game, other random games,

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other horror games, shit like that.

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Fridays, React, Saturday, Sunday, 18th, 19th, not live.

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Next Monday, random games.

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Next Tuesday, random games.

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Games with the guys potentially next Wednesday, not live.

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Next Thursday, photonomaly and other horror games.

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Next Friday, React to the charity stream for Albae,

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sanctuary, matching, chat, some of us up to 10K.

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And then we have a Twitch Trials event coming up,

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but I don't know if that's announced.

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But we capture that.

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We have like a collab with UD,

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some React, random games, horror games,

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and then I'm flying out for streamer games.

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So that'll be code streamed the first and second

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This channel and then I might do another collab of sorts or or vlog some other shit

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But I'll probably be gone from stream for a little tail

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But yeah, it was a fun stream. Hope you guys have fun watching out of fun time streaming

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I already posted on the main of the gaming scrubs that outside of that chat. I'll be posting the main gaming philosophy tomorrow

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I just won't be live

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But yeah, let's fucking fun stream

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And who do we raid?

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What's the fucking problem with just needs doing speed running

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Mr. Peaky's playing chopped up the horror game

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No way I

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Kind of want to raid mr. Peaky

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But yeah, I like to make some of this up Gabe clean and press thank you for the five appreciate y'all

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I'll be up fun, and I'll catch you later

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Go watch these videos, and I'll see you guys on Wednesday

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Appreciate you guys. I'll see y'all soon. We're gonna rate in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Peace.

