you
I'm going to go back to you.
live, but we are live today and we're doing a few things today.
We're going to be starting out with two reacts today.
You guys will be choosing which two we do.
And then we're going to be hopping into a bunch of different types of games.
We're going to be starting out after reacts with like a semi psychological horror game called Seven Days to think about it.
Then we're going to be playing a mini game game called Salamander County Public Television
And then we're gonna end it off with Birds of War
Which was originally an AI meme of a game that actually didn't exist of like a bird battle royale game
And then somebody actually was like oh, I'll actually just make that a real game
So we're gonna play that as well. Maybe some siesta or some shit on the back end of stream tomorrow
I have a Brovy bro with Yugi. I don't know when I'll be live at like one or two
We'll probably do some random ship before or we'll just straight up start with a Brovy bro. I don't really know
We're doing a best of seven. I don't know what game sees chosen. I haven't chosen games either
This is probably going to be the most unplanned bro V bro of all time. I asked him yesterday
What time he wanted to do it?
And he hasn't replied so
We're kind of waiting on him for that one, whether it's already sub-only.
Yeah, there was less mods in stream and there was just a bunch of people spamming.
So we're already in sub-only.
I'll go in the mod disk and ask if there's any mods.
I don't think it's 10 gifted subs.
Think that we've got a sub-thing for the 10 gifted.
Are there any mods today if not sub-only whole stream?
I'm adding everybody. I don't care. Um, Aiden, Ian for the sub, that's Dr. Phil, Mikey,
Freaking, Dip, Mathias, Foul, Payo, 804, Dip, Bad, thank you for the three. I don't know
if I'm doing an S&P this year. This and next for the sub, Dunn and Monkey, thank you for
the sub, Metric, Drew, the Mr. Mac, Joe Bart, Millian, or Milan, Millian, thank you for the
10 gifted subs, thank goodness I'm thinking of the 10 gifted.
Turtle thinking of the 3G and Cuba of the sub,
got me curious still.
Carter, Mad, your sweet J, people, dub,
co-sweet, CST, the Phantom, Milo,
Swayze and Coop thinking of the sub,
Pray, H2, the GQ, the Sandman star,
act, YT, your boy and freaking, taking the sub.
Hold up, I gotta say this to my mods.
Should I mod more people soon?
I feel like some starts of streams, no one's here.
Shotgun Willy, thank you for the 25 gifted subs.
Thank you for the 25 gifted.
Appreciate the fucking subs.
QD and Larry for the sub, RTC, thank you for the sub,
and Jacob, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Don't know why I'm getting so many subs right now,
but I appreciate it, you guys.
Bjorn, thank you for the subs.
Sora Small, Jason Big, and Ajax, thank you for the five
gifted, can't thank you for the three.
T, or D and saw for the seven, Aiden and Max,
and one take it to the sub, RL take it to the sub.
All right.
They're all responding me into the discord,
but none of them are on stream.
It's like, it's just blasphemy.
It's blasphemy.
I said, should I mod more people?
And they're all saying mod me, mod me.
They're not here.
Okay.
Nay and Subby take it with the sub,
Sora take it with the sub,
and Bro knowing Ron and C. I'm taking it with the sub.
I'm not modding anyone in chat that says mod me.
I want that to be known as well.
Literally note not one single person that says mod me.
Anyways, yeah.
If there are mods here, we could stay out of Sub-Only.
If there aren't that many mods here in chat
to being annoying, we're just gonna throw it right back in.
But yeah, chat, here's the schedule.
Random reacts, we're actually gonna throw it in Sub-Only
while I'm doing this because I know people
are just gonna spam.
Mods, please don't spam.
All right, chat.
Here's the schedule.
FNG, send for the sub chat, can't take it to the house,
but he's don't take bets right now.
Chat, lock in.
Lock in, mods, please don't spam.
Please, please.
I ask you guys to show up, and then you come in,
and you make chat worse.
How is that even possible?
I'm literally going, hey, we need more mods.
You come in, and then you just start control C, control Ving.
Lock in.
Lock in.
This is what we're doing today.
Reacts into random games.
Tomorrow's a bro v bro.
Don't know what we're playing.
Don't know if I'm doing any other content.
And I don't know what time it's starting.
If Yugi flakes again, I'm just not
running a bro v bro with him.
If he does it, he does it.
If he doesn't, he doesn't do it.
But this is like the fourth try we got going on now.
If we get it done, we get it done if he flakes it's over.
Wednesday, we're doing random.
No, actually, Wednesday, we're doing another bro v bro.
We had back to back bro v bros.
I don't know if tomorrow we're doing random games
or if the Brovy Bros the whole stream, we'll see.
It really depends when the Brovy Bros starts
and how long it is.
I told him I'm only available in certain hours.
I don't know what time he's gonna get back to me though.
But I'll be live regardless like one or two tomorrow.
Maybe a little bit earlier,
maybe a little bit later, but probably one or two.
Wednesday, we have a 4v4 Brovy Bro.
I also don't know what time that starts.
Let me actually ask them.
Hold up.
What time do you guys want to start, bro?
Vee bro.
I'd rather earlier than later, I am on.
Or get if we chose time.
But Wednesday, we have a 4v4, bro Vee bro.
It's me, Sneaks, you see, and Chris,
versus all four of the pretty cool guys,
which are like these funny ass guys that make a bunch of skits.
We've streamed with them before.
If you don't know them, you'd probably recognize them
by the time we actually, you know, get in call with them.
But, yeah, we're 44 Broggy throwing them,
and I know the games we're playing,
it's some sort of call due to your Minecraft,
Valorant, Rocket League, Brawlhalla,
Super Battlegolf, Mecha-Kameleon, Left 4 Dead 2,
GeoGuessr, and Rainbow Sex.
Also Left 4 Dead is Left 4 Dead 2, right?
Not the first.
What else?
Thursday this week, we're doing the alternative
Gambling methods, the weird bath bombs, the money soaps,
the gold blocks, the diamond bricks,
those shit that you break into
and there's a chance you get something valuable,
there's a chance you don't.
Whether or not that's a good segment, no idea,
but I bought fucking $400 worth of stupid
alternative gambling methods,
as well as Reacts on Thursday.
Then I'm gone Friday the 31st,
I'm back the first and second co-streaming streamer games.
So I'm live today through Thursday off Friday,
back Saturday, Sunday, co-streaming streamer games.
I won't physically be talking to you guys,
but I'll be co-streaming Ludwig's main stream
of streamer games, and I'll obviously be there competing.
I'll probably be on other people's IRL streams
like JNC and shit.
I just won't be IRLing myself.
I'll be co-streaming.
I have a GoPro strap that I'm gonna body cam
a lot of the events.
Like I'm gonna have a chest strap with a GoPro on it
that I'm gonna use.
And then what else?
Then the third through the sixth, I'm probably not live.
I'll be vlogging, I'm doing a collab with another YouTuber.
And then maybe I'll be on somebody else's IRL stream,
I don't really know, but I'm gone for like four days.
I'm back to the seventh.
We're gonna be streaming like every day nonstop till the 14th.
And then I'm gone to 14th, 15th, 16th,
gone for three days, back for three days, 17, 18, 19.
And then I'm gone again the 20th through the 23rd. So I got a lot of breaks this August
But I mean the first one's really just full a full-on content trip
And then I have to I have a three-day break and a four-day break
end of August so
I'll be posting while I'm gone, but I just won't be live then as I said
I am coming back from stream slightly and I have been doing so so my apologies, but I want you to realize this is the norm
I will be taking some random stints off here and there
So if content cuts back slightly, get used to it.
But yeah, Metaglass is not,
I'm not gonna wear Metaglass is
because Metaglass has a battery life of like 10 hours
and also they'd probably get knocked off my face.
I just think it'd be really cool to have like a,
like in my vlog that I'm doing,
I'm gonna have two YouTube videos.
So I'm gonna have one where I react
to my events and streamer games.
So I'll have my editor cut down all of the events I was in
into like one thing.
And then I'll watch that on stream with you guys
when I'm back.
Um, and then I'm gonna have a vlog and in that vlog I'm it's gonna be like, you know
An LA vlog bunch of shit in general
But there's also gonna be like snippets of me playing volleyball or running the hundred meters and shit like on the GoPro
Which will be pretty cool. I hope so it might come out slop footage
We'll see it'll be the first time that I'm trying it, but yeah
So streaming the next four days that I'm off one on
on for a second, off four, then I'm back for like eight days, off three, on three, off four.
So I'm off like, I don't know, what, 10 total? No more. Probably like 14 total day. Now probably
like 12 total days in August. But the days that I'm back, I'll just be streaming. Like when I get
back from that four day break, I'll be streaming every other day of August, like through fully. So
that'll be good. But yeah, that's the schedule. Actually, it's my schedule. If you don't know
out of the stream schedule. I'll know by like probably late this week when the next charity
stream is. It's either gonna be like the 13th or the 19th. If I'm being honest, it'll probably
be the 19th. Maybe the 17th, we'll see. It'll be the 14th, 19th, or 17th. I'm kind of unsure. Also,
my editor just sent me a video. No bets right now. Yeah, please don't send bets right now.
I mean, Skeddy, if you want to send bets right now, sure.
But I mean, once one person sends bets, then 9,000 people are like, hey, here's
nine, nine stories and questions I have.
And I just need, like, we need to get through, we need to get through three games and two videos today.
So that's why I always just say, don't send bets right now.
Wait, hold up. I do have to upload this.
I'm not going to like full on ignore them if you send them.
But if I don't read them, that would be why.
Are you 420 blunt?
Hi, I'm not.
I am not 420 blunt high right now.
Stackstream, yeah, we've got a lot we're playing.
I'm hoping that the Birds of War game actually has players.
Because I'm pretty sure it's multiplayer,
and there's not many people on it.
Mods, can we start banning chatters?
Thank you.
GR, I think if it's where there's just people.
Any chatter type in ban terms, just instant ban.
You're an ungrateful streamer.
I'm not an ungrateful streamer.
I would actually say I'm being the exact opposite
because any other streamer would take all these donos
and not read a single one of them.
So if you wanna convince yourself in your brain
that I'm a greedy piece of shit
and I just don't care if people send me money,
by all means convince yourself with that.
But the majority of streamers at my size
don't read a single donor they get
outside of subs over like 10 or 20 gifted.
So I try to read every single donor I get.
So I tell people don't send bits
because when they do, I can't read them.
And so I inform people, hey, if you send this right now,
I'm not going to read them.
Official out above the sub.
So I get from maybe a new chatters perspective.
I feel like you think that I'm a dick.
But yeah.
Matthew, thank you for the three gift.
It's official out on not it's for the subgrade,
thank you for the three.
Have you seen the New Rook in Morty season finale?
It was low key sad.
What do you mean finale?
It's not like the show's finale.
You mean the season finale?
It's renewed through a 12th season. I think you mean this this specific season. No, I haven't seen the last episode
I've seen every other one now don't keen gun up of the sub Neil take of the three a Hollins. They give the five gift
It's flush Elijah Sagittarius
Beans Noah and big thing of the three sir think of the three tick tock Alex King g-man lizard
Mitt and Van take it with some alcove the sub Rodney think of the three molding galaxy take of the sub air and think of the sub
Face taken for the five. I am taken for the three.
Ryland for the sub is not going to play the Little Nightmares DLC.
If you're elected president, what streamer would you make your vice president?
Dude, I have no idea.
Ryland and Owen for the sub. I am Boog, Ove, and Sophie taken for the sub.
Eva Lone, Nuda, Wish, MJ, Mack, Ev, Sheik, and Wish taken for the sub.
Miss her for the 2,000 bitties.
Chat, please don't send bits right now.
I'm home from Iowa. Been constant 12 to 16 hours shifts.
I'm sorry to hear that man. I leave for work for 30 minutes. Well, I hope you have a good work day
And I'm sorry that you've been working a lot no one been for the sub thought out and it's thank you for the sub
Thank you for the bitties, bro
You did not need to do that Nuda and alone for the sub eat for the stuff potato for the stuff as well
Holy shit. Sorry now. I gotta upload this too
Okay, and then we're gonna hop in then we're gonna hop in 15 minutes in the stream not bad pacing
Oh my God!
Chat told me to calm down.
I'm not going to crash out.
I'm not going to crash out.
Stop calling me pizza head.
Also please do not send vets right now.
We're going to hop in.
Now, how I have this set up is I have the Neil McGrath Tyson video that I sent.
Mr. Mad Nuh-Ha, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you for getting us on, thank you for the 10 gifted.
I have the, um, what's it called, I have the Neil LaGrasse Tyson video that we were going to watch on Friday set up and ready, but, um, I also have a bunch of other videos prior that we are going to choose between, so we're going to run a poll, I'm going to show you guys the options first though.
Oh my God, I just made it unlisted.
Okay, locking in, locking in, starting now,
locking in, starting now, let's go.
Okay, first option, chat, we have three videos
that we could potentially watch outside
of the Neil and the Grass Tyson.
We're definitely watching the Neil and the Grass Tyson video,
but we have three videos that you guys
are going to choose.
Set outside.
One of them is how long?
One of them.
SirLots, thank you for the five gifteids.
YoungDale, Hookze, Ya, Vin, Big, Sky, Ja, Alone,
and Nuda, thank you for the sub.
Lock in, lock in.
Kelly for the sub, Retro for the free church
for the sub, not reading, that's right now.
Thank you for the sub lock in lock in. It's already answered 50 subs. No, I didn't reset sub goal
I didn't even fucking fix my settings. It's not actually zero
We're probably at like 200 subs I
Didn't reset it from the block war stream
You have to restart session every stream and I forgot to do so let's lock in Matthew and Leitha
Let's make it for the sub-chats.
First option for the day,
how long can you survive in a casino for free?
Then we have, why you wouldn't survive the Walking Dead?
Gamer addicted to Minecraft loses control.
Which do we watch?
We're only watching one of these today.
And then we're going to watch the Neil deGrasse Tyson video
and then we're gonna hop into games.
Which?
Which, which, which?
Walking Dead, I would ramble a lot,
the Jack Pembroke video,
which I think is a good video,
but honestly, chat, I don't really know how much
I'm gonna be able to commentate on this video.
I kind of skimmed it and it's more just like
kind of a watch rather than a yap.
So I don't really know how much I'd be able
to talk about that one.
And then it's Game Minecraft Darman.
Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick a video.
We could watch the other ones a different day as well.
So keep that in mind.
I could repull on the top two potentially
if one doesn't blow out the other.
Poedo, thank you for the 10 gifted subs,
BeastCordell and just thank you for the sub job
I think of this out as well.
Thank you guys for the get-pits.
Walking dead is winning.
50% of the votes.
Okay, so I'll save these,
and we might watch these on Friday,
or not Friday, Thursday,
which will be the next React Day,
but Thursday we're also doing
the unconventional gambling methods.
My monitor's in camera.
We're in frame.
I don't know if we're gonna start or end with that.
We'll probably end with the unconventional
gambling methods Thursday,
We'll probably do some regular reacts first, but chat this is our plan then we have a walking dead video Neil bagras Tyson
Gaming after that tomorrow
Brobie bro with Yu-Gi I'll be live at one or two. Don't know if we're doing stuff before don't know if it's just the bro
V Bro don't know when it starts don't know what games we're playing. We're gonna see
Wednesday
I'll be live at probably one or two as well. We're doing a 4v4 bro V bro rattled off the games earlier
Thursday reacts random shit 31st Friday not live first second coaster in the streamer games blogging
Gonna react to the events when I'm back
third through 6th of August so Monday through next Thursday, not live as well. We're going to be doing
YouTube posts every day, but I have a collab plan vlogs bunch other, you know content in the works
Then what?
Then I'm back for like eight or nine days gone for three on for three gone for four then we're back
It's basically the end of the summer. We'll probably stream that week straight still summer stream schedule end of August and then like last
Last few days of August or like first week of September. We'll switch back to doing
330 weekday streams instead of like 1 p.m.
Ty, thank you for the three. Have you seen the video on how they get bean boozled accurate? Yeah, it's like a minute long
TTV hi who and snap thank you for the sub. All right chat lock in lock in first video of the day
We can take it out of Subtle Knee if we deem fit, but I think Chats will probably be pretty ass.
So I don't know.
Lock in. Why you wouldn't? And we'll try it. And we'll try it, but actually we'll hover.
Chat, you guys are free. Are we going to be normal?
Don't type high. Why do we type high?
I don't understand, like, we're 22 minutes into stream.
Anytime Sub-Only's gone, it's high.
Hello. What are we doing?
It's just...
Just have a regular chat.
Like, every time it's like a greeting.
It's like, hello.
Hello. Chew Bartolosi. Chew Bartolosi.
Band. And then we have to go back to Sub-Only.
It's like every stream.
Every single stream.
GOO and Diva the sub, big for the sub.
And then some idiot clips it, it gets likes,
and then the worst smooth brain chatters come in
and they go, this'll be really funny.
And then they type it to get banned
and then actually complain about the fact that they got banned.
It's like, bro, in the clip, I say that chatter got banned
and then you go, this'll be uber hilarious
if I type what somebody else typed 500 times prior to me.
I'm gonna be totally unique in this.
No, you're just being a loser.
No, thank you for the five gifteds.
And Zen, Santee, Big, Goo, and D with the sub.
And I'm not that offended by it,
but I'm still gonna ban you.
Like, that's what I don't think people understand.
It's like, just because you were banned,
like somebody will get banned in chat
and they'll go, just so soft.
Just so fucking soft.
And I'm like, no, I'm not like sitting here,
like, breathing in the fact that you called me that.
It's more so your filling chat with slop and it's blame as shit.
So I just ban you.
It's because your audience is younger.
Yeah, the non-subs are younger.
So I go this, and then now we're good.
Kennedy for the Sub-Williams, thank you for the great.
I hate paywalling chat, but it's gotten to a point, bro.
In this summer, I've grown a lot.
Yeah, there's 19,000 people in stream.
There's 0% chance that I keep it not in sub only,
90% of stream.
Because until we get to the gaming once we get to the gaming 8,000 people leave and it doesn't matter
Because when we get to the gaming all the people that are here for the reacts fucking leave and then we're good. Oh
My god foster they give it the five gifts William they give it a three not playing Clover pick Dustin's
I know think of the sub goo santi and big take it the sub lock in now lock in lock in lock in we're starting the react
Let's go
Fixing camera let's go lock in
Washington. Can I say I love being able to entertain as many people as possible, but I'm low key excited for the larger younger percentage of my audience to not be able to make my streams that are really annoying.
Like when September hits, the worst chatters leave.
And I love it.
And I love it.
It's like a full reset.
It's like a full reset, bro.
I'm so serious because they can't make stream.
They can't make, that's mean, that's not mean, bro.
I'm not upset that they're watching me.
They're the chatters that literally just span.
They're the worst chatters.
All right, it's so much better.
Well, I don't know how much it will change this year because I've been streaming for
so long.
Oh my god.
Try.
Try.
Try.
Try.
Try.
Try.
Try.
Oh my god, I can't talk about it.
When I have...
Never mind, I can't even talk about it.
I can't even talk about it.
Some bullshit business, bro.
Nine paragraph email.
I'm not upset that there's more viewers, right?
It's more so like when I say September hits
and the annoying chatters leave.
I'm being real.
Like most of the annoying chatters leave
because they get distracted by many other things
and they don't have this much time on their hands to be bobbled or something.
What happened with 100K?
What do you mean what happened with 100K?
What happened with 100K?
What happened with 100K?
What happened with 100K?
What happened with the 100k?
Let's be a little bit more specific there, Scotty.
All right, let's lock in.
I could feel the anger building, the lawsuit.
That's still in the books.
I don't think you realize how long that shit takes.
Wing in one, take it with the sub, Reinskill, Duke, Danon,
Ur, Dom, who's Lazy and Conan, take it with the sub.
K, Eric, Radd, maybe take it with the sub, Sushi, take it with the three.
Janko, pick off the sub, Zen, Zon, and Foster, take it with the sub.
Think of the three janko and pick off the sub Zen Zen and foster think of the sub just to put it in perspective
Not a totally different situation when I had that one company that I did an ad for not pay me and they went into a lawsuit
It took a year and a half for them to pay me
Like a year and a half of like legal disputes
I switch and three think of the sub
So yeah, that's tough
Even if I do an ad like if you see me do an ad I don't get paid usually till net 60
So like if I do an ad for something
Like on stream, I won't get paid for that until like said in an ad today. I want to get paid until like late September
And that's if they pay me net 60 60 days
net 30 net 60 it's usually net 30 or 60
Stream what streams? It's usually 60 days. What's the lawsuit? I may that there was a company that
May be trying to sue me. Well in the process of some sort of discussion right now
Men take it with a 10 gifted subs.
Take it with a 10 gifted.
KZU take it with a sub three and let's take it with a sub.
Lock in, done talking about it.
Lock in, done talking about it.
Let's go.
What do you do?
It's copyright shit, Julian.
See, take it with a sub.
Songs though.
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Lock in, lock in.
Not videos.
If anybody ever wants me to not watch their video,
I turn it off.
Half of my videos get copyrighted anyway
by the creators that make them.
And if they ever tell me to remove videos, I do.
There was a creator that actually reached out to me the other day and he was like,
Hey, I just private it a video you reacted to for subs only.
Are you able to remove it?
I said, sure, deleted it.
I'm not here to steal content.
You know, I don't, I don't like doing that.
So I try to transform videos I watch if the creator deans that I don't, or they
want to copyright it, or they don't want me to watch their videos, they let me know.
And I never will.
It's that simple.
Uh, pugly thinking of the tier two Trevor and stuff.
He's for the sub.
All right.
Let's go.
Lock it.
It was Jack Pembroke.
No, Jack Maverick asks me to watch his videos.
He said because it's good.
It's like rap, like brand rap.
Anyways, why you wouldn't survive the walking dead?
Walking dead.
We see humanity brought to.
It started, you know how like I press play and it was at zero seconds, but it was like point two.
And why you wouldn't survive the walking dead in the world of the walking dead?
We see humanity brought to the very brink of extinction by a mysterious disease
up the wildfire virus, wiping out over 99% of the world's population and turning.
Which is like so hard to believe, bro.
Like the walking dead, I'm gonna say, I, you know, getting into this video, I guarantee
you he's gonna try and say, this is the problems of the walking dead.
You might think it's easy, but it's not, and here's why.
They walk.
It's in the name.
walking dead as long as you avoid like Philadelphia, New York City, Miami, like you'll probably
be okay. In my mind. Yes. The worry in the walking dead is actually less the zombies
and more the people like other people because now you live in a governmentless country with
like warlords running many factions that steal and pillage from other people. Like that's the
fear is that other humans are going to kill you. Not that the zombies are going to be that big of an
issue. People into flesh eating monsters refer to in the series as walkers and although that all
sounds very bad on paper. I still think a lot of people watch the series and think yeah surviving
in this world would be a piece of cake. I'm sure I could morph into a Prime Brick Grimes.
No, I think every problem of surviving in The Walking Dead is primarily going back to like
Neanderthal times. Like, I'm a caveman, I need to- how do I get food, water, sustenance? If I
break my leg, what do I do? Like, just base survival. The zombies are like 5% of the problem.
genuinely. Yes, in the walking dead, everyone's infected. When they die, they turn. Anytime
somebody dies, guess what you do? Stab them in the fucking head. Stab them, cut their
fucking head off. Cut their fucking head off. How do I get a geek bar? You might have to
fucking take a boat all the way to China to their factory that's now abandoned in salvage.
You have to, you're gonna have to, you know, if you're a big vapor, yeah, you're gonna have
have a nicotine problem, okay?
You're gonna run out of stuff.
You might have to start smoking cigarettes
and growing tobacco.
That's another problem.
And now you have the issue of dying young from cancer
more so than when you were faking Pire.
Like there's no internet.
So how are you gonna play competitive games?
But these are the issues that are actually going to arise.
I think the biggest problem is starting to death,
dying of diseases or other problems
that would normally be like hospital solutions.
Or like clean water, that's a big thing.
It's just like I'm in the wilderness.
From my right hand of machete
and start hacking some slow-moving zombies to death.
Like that's how I think I die.
I don't need to be the bearer of bad news
and tell you you're very wrong.
Because when society collapses,
there are far deadlier factors at play
than merely just avoiding walker bites.
So this is why you wouldn't survive the walking dead.
Okay, I know what I don't understand is okay. Have you all ever seen the movie World War Z?
World War Z is a true through and through zombie apocalypse. If you don't know World
War Z, it's a movie that's basically The Walking Dead, but they run like full speed.
They run and they're smart.
They're a lot smarter than the zombies in Walking Dead.
They're still dead, right?
It's not like they've just transformed
and they're like humans that crave flash or something.
Like they're dead people,
but they can like climb walls
and like kind of swim and you,
they're much more capable than a Walking Dead zombie is.
So that's like the primary problems of the zombies
in World War Z.
What does he inject himself with?
Spoiler alert, this movie's like 15 years old though,
so I don't really care.
What does he inject himself with to where they don't eat him?
Is it like cancer?
No, it's not cancer.
It is cancer.
Yeah, it's like a disease.
He gives himself some sort of disease
and that has a cure in it.
It's like a, no, I don't know if it's,
he doesn't just give himself cancer.
He gives himself cancer.
He injects himself with, it's not AIDS.
Was it AIDS?
He doesn't give himself AIDS.
That's not, that's not, what does the guy give?
He doesn't give himself AIDS.
That's like so much, that's like,
that's also a problem now.
Now you have AIDS.
What does the guy give himself in World War Z
so the zombies don't eat him?
A lethal but curable terminal disease.
Zombies in the Walking Dead ignore terminally ill hosts.
My point is why do the walking dead zombies still eat humans if humans also are infected?
Wouldn't zombies eat other zombies or are they just noticing that the flash is is I guess
like new
Alpha gal do you think I'd be chilling like do you think a zombie do you think a zombie may be in the walking dead of
Rovers you would be like ooh this guy got bit by a tech
This is a no-go, right?
Don't like just stated that this but that's just what I don't understand
It's like in The Walking Dead, everyone's infected in the world.
So how, why are the zombies, like, what are the zombies recognizing in Rick in this scene to be like, I might want to eat him?
They said that there's more to worry about.
I think it's like rotting flesh. I think, yeah, it's like non-fresh, like rot they won't eat.
Like if you had like a gangrene foot, they would ignore it.
than just being bitten by a walker, but we must first address the elephant in the room,
and that is the flesh eating reanimated corpses that call this universe home.
Now at first glance, any zombies seen in the series post season 1, I'll admit would be
fairly easy to deal with in isolation.
But not only did the series creator Robert Kirkman confirm that the zombies in this universe
outnumber the living roughly 5,000 to one, but I also see people when tackling this hypothetical
But I also hate how like they survived that long like this is a dead rotting body
I feel like within weeks
Maybe a month or two months
Most of the zombies are now don't like disintegrated falling apart
Nothing, right?
Like because the virus is taking over your body, but their body's still rotting
So, at what point, in my mind, one frost kills most zombies.
They don't have an internal thermal regulation anymore, or do they?
Because it's like, if you're living in fucking Maine, and the zombie apocalypse breaks out,
one winter, all the fucking zombies are frozen to death.
They have internal regulation still.
But then why are they robbing?
That doesn't make any sense.
It's a fictitious show. Shut the fuck up. That one chatter that's either in Twitch or on YouTube right now that's going
This is a fictitious show. We're talking about if this was real life. Okay, you jackass you utter idiot
That's why we're talking about this in a realistic sense because we're talking about if I was actually in this universe
Utility dismiss one crucial fact, and that is the concept of zombie media just doesn't
exist in the world of The Walking Dead.
I mean think about it, we've all grown up watching Shaun of the Dead, playing plants
versus zombies or binging horror films, and because of this we are familiar with the fairly
universal rules of these undead monsters, i.e. must destroy the brain to kill them,
abide means you're infected, and avoid population dense areas at all costs.
But the people of the Walking Dead universe, with you included if you were dropped into
it, would have no idea of these a-
I don't care!
I don't care!
I wouldn't have any knowledge of that if an apocalypse is going on.
Okay, you don't know if I get bit I'm infected headshot only.
Okay, fine.
If you are in an apocalyptic scenario, regardless whether or not you know about zombies, and
your brain goes to, let's go to the big city.
Oh my god, the apocalypse is starting. Let's go to the Big Apple. Let's get a Times Square. You deserve to die
You deserve to die in that in that universe
If you're if your clear strategy is I'm going to go to the most densely populated area in a fucking
Apocalypse get the fuck out. That is the biggest strategy is I need to leave
But the people of the walking dead universe with you included if you were dropped into it you need resources
Bro, so you pillage houses or fucking an apartment complex or some shit.
What are you getting from a city?
And what are you getting from New York City that you couldn't get in some fucking rural ass town?
Get down, think of the five gifteds.
Uh, Ticer, think of the three that and Bubbles, think of the sub.
Danny Lays, Scummy, Michael, Migg, think of the three, Farron, VC, for the sub.
Uh, DeRay, Yuud, uh, Danon, Steele, and Lazy, think of the sub. Lock in.
would have no idea of these aforementioned zombie rules or even the concept of a zombie itself.
It would just be a totally alien concept, decreasing your chances of survival massively.
So, let me set the scene for you all.
One night your dad becomes sick with a strange illness,
and that night whilst asleep in your room you suddenly wake up to the excruciating pain
of your own father biting into your arm.
wrong. I'm closing my door and he's not knowing how to turn the door. My father's sick. What
do you think? I'm laying next to him at night if he's going and he's turning green. He's
turning green. I've they know how to open doors. They can open doors. Fuck. They can
doors. Your immediate reaction after waking up would not be to smash your dad's skull in with a lamp and amputate. Yes, it would. Yes, it would. Yes, it would. Okay, maybe not amputate my own foot. My first, my first thought is I'm killing him. If you're getting, you wake up and you're getting your foot eaten. Yeah. I think you're probably, I think you're probably in a fight or flight there. Doesn't matter who's eating your foot. You're in fact.
your own dad? Yeah! Dude, you wake up and your gangrene looking father is gnawing on
your leg like a fucking turkey leg. You're killing him. You're killing him. That's what's
happening. What are you talking about? Oh, I'm not going to do that. What are you doing?
Dad, what are you doing? He doesn't look human anymore. He's just fucking weird eyes and he's
He's like, your pussion is done! It's over, mag dump! Yeah, literally!
Put it on, because you wouldn't even understand the sheer severity of the situation until
it was way too late. And I know that example sounds incredibly niche and specific, but
this is exactly how millions of people would be caught off guard. When a loved one is burning
up with a fever and acting violently, our instincts would be to comfort them, try and
calm them down or cool them down games. No. I don't know. Maybe in the very, very beginning.
In the very beginning. But once I know people are zombies and I'm seeing this person get
mad sick, I'm going, how did the first guy become a zombie? There had to be. Even if
you don't know how zombies work, right? Somebody became a zombie. And regardless of whether
or not they eat somebody and turn them into zombie they're going somebody was a zombie
without being bit or eaten by a zombie so now that I'm seeing this person get real sick
and they got a bite on their fucking leg or some shit I'm going grab a shotgun and end
their existence and it's this fundamental lack of knowledge that would sweep across
the planet causing the death of millions long before many of you could pick up a baseball
bat, wrap it in barbed wire, and start strutting around the apocalypse.
Little pig, little pig!
And even if you did somehow manage to survive the initial wave of domestic horror, your
survival would still boil largely down to sheer geographical luck.
Because if you live in a major city, the odds are already stacked against you.
Picture hearing the chaotic news reports of a virus making people uncontrollably violent.
Yeah, honestly, I think that's where I have bad RNG as I live in the most densely populated
state. Like New Jersey is just a shit poll. Like what's like the ideal state to live Alaska?
Alaska. Living in like Iceland or Alaska or like somewhere really cold and like
in deserted Wyoming. Maybe even like Oklahoma. Now Oklahoma is pretty populated North Dakota.
Yeah, somewhere where there's not a lot of people.
Isle of Man.
Even like other countries.
Like Australia would be tough because you're kind of stuck.
But Australia is also just like a goaded country for an apocalypse, because like
if you quarantine it off, it's pretty easy to like.
Be chill while you sit alone in a high rise apartment, you would have no living
in Europe would be the worst Europe or like dense Asia during a zombie apocalypse
I think people always talk about the US cuz like a lot of them are based in the US because these are like shows that are around
US living in China would be horrible living in China or India all of India would be dead. Oh my god, India would be the worst
If you were in like fucking just some packed ass city like what's like
What's like one of the most packed cities in India?
Or like Bangladesh?
Mumbai?
27,000 people per square kilometer.
Yeah.
That'd be bad.
No idea what to do in those crucial first few days.
Do you fight back against these crazed individuals chasing you down the street or is there a
vaccine on the way that can heal them all?
little do you know the entire world is already infected and there is no cure
coming and even if you did decide to fight back for your life how long would
it take you to realize that 40 North Sentinel Island bro they have no idea
y'all ever think about that the North Sentinelese everyone on earth could die
but then and nothing changes for them do you think they'd find out yeah I think
Like at some point, like boats would start washing up and remains or like if everyone
on earth died, I'm saying not from a nuke.
A nuke, there would be like a fucking sunblock out and everybody would die.
But like, if a zombie apocalypse happened, they would they know.
Eventually, I think a zombie would wash up on a boat.
a fishing boat in like that southern Sri Lankan area, somebody would turn into a zombie
and then the boat would drift to their island and then there would just be zombies on it.
Shorts do absolutely nothing against these things and the only way to stop them is with
a direct blow to the brain.
My point is many people would die long before Rick Grimes even woke up from his coma in
the series.
As they just simply...
See I don't remember that but I haven't watched this show in so long I don't remember
how this started. I know he was like a cop, or like a sheriff, he would have no idea what
threat they were dealing with. And that's not to mention, even if you did survive the
initial days slash weeks of the apocalypse, how e-
Damn bro, waking up from a coma and having zombie apocalypse. Brutal.
Easy it would be to let your God down for just a-
I would think I was in- I would think I was in hell. Honestly. And that's coming from
something that's like not religious like if I woke up if I if I was in a coma and I woke up in a
hospital and I walked outside and there were zombies I would think that I am dead and I'm in some
sort of like torturous afterlife moment and get bit would you sacrifice your dog now Daisy's
coming with me then or have your camp invaded by a passing hold of the dead I mean take Tyrese
from the main team. If she got bit though, I yeah, I would what if Daisy got bit
during a zombie apocalypse, I'm going to be real here and and there's going to be people that are
like, Oh my God, I think this is the most humane thing you could do. If Daisy got bit by a zombie,
and she was like bleeding out, I think I think I would just shoot her in the head.
I
Would eat her now I would put her down
Because you would die it'd be tort. That'd be a torturous death like that be whore you'd have to like
It'd be like the only thing that you could do
But I don't know I just think that that would be yeah
And that's the only thing that you had like that's the only option. I wouldn't eat my dog though now
That's an ice-cold tank. Yeah, I think it's like fairly that's a probably pretty normal thing
I think some people would be like oh
Cats dogs even turn or can dogs even turn yeah, I think so right?
Wasn't there like a zombie deer in fucking walking dead? There's other animals that could be zombies. No. Oh, it is only humans
Oh shit. Well, then I probably
Well dogs are mammals. Oh
Yeah, I couldn't even eat Daisy even if I wanted to
Can dogs turn in the walking dead
No. Pathogen is exclusive to humans. Oh, that's like even more goaded. Bro, she would be like the most useful thing ever.
But zombies try to eat any animal. Like zombies all eat horses and stuff. So I would have to be like really protective of her.
I mean, if she got bit by a zombie and was like bleeding out, yeah, them still. But I would try to save her.
for example a six foot tall physically capable former you can't be a cannibal. I don't really want
to be a cannibal anyway because then you get that like prion disease in the walking dead or whatever
and you like turn crazy. NFL player is caught off guard by a singular what is this guy talking about
two days slash weeks of the apocalypse how easy it would be to let your guard down for just a
moment and get bitten or have your camp invaded by a passing hall of the dead. I mean take Tyrese
from the main TV series for example, a six foot tall physically capable former NFL player
is caught off guard by a singular walker. And later on in the show we saw this with
Carl Grimes as well, just one lapse of judgement or one wrong turn could mean your end.
In fact you'd probably be sleep deprived, starving and dehydrated and it makes these
mistakes a lot easier to occur. So although the zombies from The Walking Dead might not
Click 11 threats. They still possess a very real danger
Whether it's from a lack of knowledge being cool of God or the shit. I'm gonna hit y'all some brutal hypotheticals here
Well number one in the show when they start having kids like six months into the apocalypse dork energy, bro
You got to give it a minute, you know
There's a horde of zombies running at you
You have a kid
But it's not like an infant that you could pick up this kid's like eight years old
He's not running quick enough
What are you
What are you are you
Like what let me put you in a scenario. There's like there's like 50 zombies pinching you guys off and
And
You're picking them up. I
Mean I'm trying
but I
If it was my kid, I think I'm trying harder, right?
But let's I'm saying this is like okay chat. This is not your kid
This is like you're you're running down a hallway in an apartment complex, right?
There's zombies pinching you guys off only one of you is probably like you could escape
But if you help this kid you're probably gonna die like there's like a good chance
You're gonna die cuz he's not fast enough. Are you leaving him? Oh?
What's that?
Boom! Kneecap is ass!
Fucking run out of it!
All right damn this, I'm like
BOOM!
Fucking hit him in the leg, just fucking run out!
He had numbers of them right
Fucking symbol monkey and zombies
No, that'd be terrible
But hey, at least walkers are somewhat in your control
The next factor is entirely based on your immune system
Okay, so now we've identified just one of the many threats of surviving in this world
Let's look into something that only further deep. Oh, why don't they yo I didn't watch the whole show after?
What's the what's the guy that got his head caved in by Negan?
It was like a season or two after that when they started making bullets
When they had that really smart guy with a mullet, but he was like really cocky and annoying and he was like making gut
He was making ammo like after Glenn died and then that should I stop watching?
What was I gonna say? Did they why don't they ever I don't remember if they did this?
Why did they not just carry like a bucket of flesh?
They could like throw to distract the zombies like chum. Did they ever do that?
Like I feel like they should have just carried like a ziploc bag full of like meat and if they ever got like you just chuck that shit
They prefer live shit. It can't be rotten.
The Bible. And that is of course the wildfire viruses.
Alright bro, then I'm like, ugh. I don't know, I feel like I'd start raising rats.
And carrying live rats with me. And if a zombie was like running at me, I'd just fucking throw one at it.
So, to understand why your immune system is your biggest liability here, we first have
to look at how the wildfire virus itself actually operates.
And this brings us nicely to one of the biggest plot twists in the entire series.
And that is the secret Dr. Jenna whispers to Rick Grimes in season one, revealing that
everybody is infected, including living people.
But what does this mean for your survival chances?
Well, we all know the virus turns people into flesh eating monsters and relies on
reanimated host to pass on the deadly infection via bites. But what people fail to account for,
as seen throughout Fear the Walking Dead Season 1, is a huge portion of the world's population
flat out died from the virus without being bitten. Now putting a number on just how many people died
from this would be purely speculation as it's never actually been staked. Oh like the people that
lived were able to like cope with it and had it lift dormant in their body but like some people
literally just flat out died from the virus like it was like covid.
So he did the series. But we can say with absolute certainty,
you're a mean see I feel like he's saying this but I watched the first like seven seasons of
this show and I don't remember that. Like I remember everybody being infected but I don't
remember them ever saying like oh yeah some people just died of the virus.
System might not be able to combat the initial infection in the...
Damn bro what shudshit. Like you don't even get to survive you just immediately turn because
your your fucking immune system can't take it first place essentially meaning no amount of that
blows combat training stockpiling food or rural living will protect you if you are one of the
millions who simply fall sick and die on day one of the apocalypse let that sink in if but then
if you have a kid would that kid not have a chance of just also immediately turning into a zombie
The virus swept across the globe and infected.
Or does he automatically just get your, like the odds are he'd get your immune capability,
or like the genes from you to survive.
Yeah, genetically.
But, Skelly, that's not 100%.
Like, if you have two people with certain traits, they might have a kid that also just gets the virus.
guys. Laying dormant in billions and you might just get genetically unlucky. So your body reacts
poorly to the initial pathogen, you run a fatal fever and you're like what is this chatter, what
if you had a kid with a goldfish, what does that even mean? Snazzy, you're setting in timeout,
you're setting in timeout, Snazzy, that just doesn't even make sense.
Basically dead before you even realize a zombie apocalypse is happening and ultimately this factor
is totally out of your control and there is a very real threat that your immune system
wouldn't even let you survive the first 48 hours. On top of this, due to how the virus works,
even if you or somebody else dies from a non-zombie related incident, like a heart attack or infection,
for example, they will come back as a walker, which is why it's so hard to maintain a community in
this environment. Yeah, that does suck, because if you have anybody that just dies, like you could
just have everybody closed off, you could be in a safe society with like 50 to 100 people,
Somebody dies in their sleep and they become a zombie and now you deal with an internal zombie in your area because all it takes is one
Non-walker related fatality and it can cause yo you get bit. Okay, chat you get bit. What are you doing?
Are you are you telling people?
Like in your area. Are you trying to chop your arm off? Are you killing yourself? Like what are you doing?
I mean, you got a few days, you know, I think I'm gonna tell people and I'm gonna be like,
I'll catch y'all later and just like walk off into the distance.
Otta chaos if you're not extremely careful.
If I got bit off rip though, like say they bite my hand, I'm telling them to cut my
hand off. Because that's how you can be safe. If you do it quick enough, say they bite my
... if they bite here, I'm going to do a clean cut with an axe. Just fucking chop elbow down.
Elbow down. Now.
If you haven't already gathered, there's a huge element of luck that goes into surviving
apocalypse, but things will now get even worse. Let's assume you get genetically lucky, survive
the copious amounts of walkers roaming around the streets, and none of your family get infected.
Well now you have to deal with the pleasure of other survivors. Now I already-
This is the hardest part. This is genuinely the hardest part.
dealing with people hard enough in the real world. So now imagine a crazed psycho like the governor
who has zero regard for human life and views you purely as an expendable asset, rolling up on you
with a tank. Yo, like you really actually have to have like you would kind of need to be in
agreeance upon ways of functioning. If I was a leader of a walking dead group,
I think I would approach it like I was a pirate captain sharing loot with my crewman.
Like I would be like a Spartan that I'm also fighting with you guys and I'm a share everything even Stevens, but I call the shots
So they don't have a reason to mutiny against you and
Anything you find is shared equally you would have you'd have to be a communist you'd have to be a communist
If you tried to run, like you're fucked, dude. You'd have to have like a pirate communist nation.
Horrible people still exist. Yeah, but like Negan, like he's like the dictator, right, effectively.
But I feel like those guys would just die.
Like if you live in an apocalypse and you're trying to be a dictator among your people, like they're gonna turn on you at some point.
Like the only way that they don't is if you are even with them
And what point is we quite Katie like you would have to have like a communist state where people are still like
Even like you would be a leader but under like a some sort of democratic hey we talk we choose
But that that's under the idea that everybody agrees with you
So you really kind of have to team with people that have the same exact mindset as you or it's fucked
Like, if you team with somebody that's like,
I don't think this is how, bang,
you see in this, well, now you're a dictator.
Now it's, now you're a dictator.
Now you're just killing everybody that disagrees with you.
So, ah, you know, it all ends in that.
Theory's the biggest threats
after the initial fall of society is other people.
And Walker, if you would kill half your chat,
I would not team with my chat.
Are you on crack?
There's literally no world.
There's, are you Joe Bart?
Yeah, wait, what's that?
BOOM!
Me capped!
Me capped!
I can run in the other way!
Holy shit!
Hell no!
Ground hazard.
Make no mistake, the post-apocalyptic landscape is an utterly ruthless place,
and it's usually-
I don't know what you showed the mods now.
I don't know, would that be beneficial if the zombie apocalypse happened and somebody knew me?
I think that would.
It'd be whether or not they liked me though.
That would be the issue.
Are you Jo Bart? Yeah. Oh, I was a fan of your streams. Awesome. Now we're teams, right? Now we're now we're set.
Are you Jo Bart? Yeah. Oh, oh, aren't you a leaptard?
No, I run the other way.
Most of the worst who will survive. The character of Dale sums this up perfectly in season two, where he describes this new world as now being supplied with the fittest. When supplies are scarce, shelter is limited and
disagreements happen, unfortunately, people will very quickly resort to violence in order
to solve disputes.
You banned me in your Twitch chat.
They stare at me.
They're like white knuckling right now.
You banned me in your Twitch chat.
That was a two month sub.
Problems.
I mean, we even, I even gave you my prime.
See it in the real world.
So when you remove the punishment and consequences of the law, it would basically become the
purge on steroids. I think the absolute scariest part of the entire apocalypse would without a
doubt be dealing with the other survivors. You let your guard down for one second or hesitate and
someone else could kill you. You run the constant risk of raiders stealing your supplies and doing
would that kill you? I feel like you had a game like unhire. And if your community's resources
are getting tight, even your closest allies might decide your share of the food is worth more than
your own life. Ultimately in order to survive you would have to be incredibly careful of who you
let into your group. If you go it alone you run the risk of being overwhelmed by a large group
and if you go for the safety in numbers approach someone you once trusted might betray you.
To be brutally honest, damn bro what is like the ideal group size for a zombie apocalypse?
probably like 20 where you're not too big to be a society. I would say oh five is a small group. I think if you're going, yeah, having a squads probably pretty chill, but you can't really rebuild society with squads.
I'm thinking like long term 20 people, you could like generationally rebuild society to a degree.
I dread to think about all the atrocious act 20 people though, then you have people that are like
You know
Plotten acts once I feel like I'd be paranoid as fuck. I could not be a leader in the zombie apocalypse. I
Would go crazy. I would go fucking insane if I was a leader in the apocalypse. I'd be like they're talking about me
They're planning something.
Sophisticated.
They're gonna kill me.
People would be committing in a now lawless world.
Murder, essay, cannibalism, theft and much, much more.
Add in layers of deceit, lies and false hope and it makes every single person you run into
in your post-apocalyptic journey a potential death trap.
Oh, and by the way, spoiler alert, you are not Rick Grimes, so you don't have the main
character plot armour we see in the series. Just think of all the antagonists you could
run into in this world, the termites, the governor, the claimers, the wolves, the whispers
and the list goes on and these are only the ones we see on screen so think what else could
be lurking out there. In a world of survival of the fittest where hesitation becomes fatal
it would be brutal, exhausting and a deeply depressing place to try and exist. And look
of course I'm not saying every single person would be this evil lunatic but unfortunately
the vast majority probably would be.
And it's the sad, but ultimately realistic truth
of human nature.
Because when our backs are against the walls,
we become desperate, selfish,
and loyalties would very quickly go out the window.
What you'd really need to do,
now loyalties would go out the window, bro,
but you could, God, now I'm starting to think,
I don't know, like you could have,
in a smaller group, you would have like a pirating mindset.
But if you wanted to build society,
you would have to have like many group leaders
that control, like you could be the leader
and you would have to have five guys
that you were originally with,
like five just people that like fuck with you
and you all agree on like how something should be run
and then they individually monitor
like different individuals and groups of people.
Like a council, yeah.
But not even really a council,
be kind of like broke, kind of like, ah, no, no, no, no,
because then you'd be, then you'd be like murdering people.
I don't know.
You want to also have like, then what
do you do if somebody betrays you?
Like say, say, say you're in a society
and you have 50 people, 100 people.
If you're the leader, you have five people
that are like semi-co-leaders, like a Clash of Clans clan,
and they run, you know, five, 10 people each.
and one guy gets caught stealing from somebody else.
Are you really gonna throw him in prison?
You can't banish him.
You probably gotta kill him.
But then,
but then, now everybody has the, now you're Negan.
Now you're literally,
now you're literally the villain in the show.
Like, what are you doing with him?
You know, because you can't be just be like,
Oh, you're good. Forgive him. Now there's no punishment. Now he's gonna do it again, right?
All it takes is you walking along one day and somebody hiding in the bushes to some
Wow, this is actually making me realize how hard it would be to lead. I think best scenario you never start a society
You just live your life out with like four other people
I think you guys are so right in the beginning when I was like, what's the ideal group size?
Five people you just go fucking kick it in the woods till you die
like don't even try and rebuild society don't try and do any of that but they
want your stuff so they're going to kill you for it or you hesitate in pulling
the trigger realizing the severity of taking another human life only to be
beaten to it by that other person who shoots you first or even worse you walk
into a settlement under the pretenses they will take you in and look after you
only to find out it's a bunch of cannibals why not large groups I don't
know Thomas because of the shit that I was just talking about bro a piece of
person who shoots you first. Or even worse, you walk into a settlement under the pretenses
they will take you in and look after you, only to find out it's a bunch of cannibals
and you're on the menu tonight. At least with walkers, you know what to expect. A mindless
pursuit of flesh. As humans, a complicated cunning and deceitful, making them the most
dangerous post-apocalyptic threat you could possibly find.
Now this next factor plays heavily into your geographical location, which I did touch upon
earlier, whilst also kind of linking to the other survivors section, because it's people
and the military's reaction to the wildfire virus, particularly in cities across America.
In the first few days of the outbreak, local police departments quickly became overwhelmed,
hospitals filled up, and riots broke out nationwide. So the military was dispatched
into major cities across America, setting up safe zones in strategic areas in order
to try and regain control from me. This however would very quickly prove futile, as after just
over a week of trying to retake the cities, morale, supplies and exhaustion quickly overwhelmed
the soldiers. As they not only fought an utterly relentless foe, but were also dramatically out
numbered with central areas of cities cruelling with more.
Yeah, if I if I had to escape a city and I saw this, like, just
like the New York Knicks celebration in the streets of
New York, but it's just all zombies. I'm going yeah, jeez. And
then like, I just how would you see you have to literally like
building hop out of the city like there's this is just impossible.
Crawling with walkers.
But what that means for you is if you were a civilian and you lived in a city across America
you would have to get incredibly lucky to already be living within an area the military fenced off
and protected as a quote unquote safe zone or you'd be stuck in a living hell.
All of the things went bad many people tried to exit the cities in turn blocking up all the
Damn, but would there still be a government?
I feel like that military, like whatever military group took over in that.
I think the government would deploy military groups, but I think over time
they would kind of just segment into being their own functioning societies.
Like whatever military leader was running that group would just be the guy
that like he's just the head of New York at that point.
Iways making escape for you.
Like would they interact with other military groups
By a vehicle, virtually impossible.
To make things even worse, the military were ordered to contain the virus, so in turn,
they shot anything that moved outside of safe zones, whether you were infected or not.
So unless you were in one of these military zones, you'd be playing a constant and very
deadly game of hide and seek, versus the people who were sent in to supposedly save you.
were now everywhere across the cities and riots of angry survivors plagued the country.
Your chances of being stuck in a city and trying to survive outside of a military safe
zone would be very slim.
But even if you were lucky enough to be in a safe zone, you wouldn't fare much better
in the end as some camps became overrun, but the worst was yet to come.
Because after the military realized they weren't going to be able to take back America's cities,
They initiated a plan to try and neutralize the virus.
In the middle of the night, the military would evacuate their posts and their safe zones,
telling no civilians.
And only a matter of hours later, before someone even realized their retreat, the city would
be bombed with napalm.
This top secret mission was dubbed Operation Colbow and the only way in fear of the walking
dead our survivors find out about this classified operation is by literally capturing and torturing
a soldier.
for many, while sound asleep in their supposed safe zones, or whilst fighting for their lives
outside of the-
Yeah, I mean the government would do that.
But that- if everybody in the world is infected, I don't really think this contains anything.
I think this is a scenario that would happen if like, all of New York City got infected.
Like all of New York City got infected, but only New York City.
Like only LA.
Only the people in LA.
of LA's just fucking zombies they're a carpet bombing LA like they would be
met by a constant bombardment of bombs this would not only kill millions of
survivors but also only add to the walker problem as people subsequently
died and reanimated operation cobalt was a colossal they would be red mess what the
fuck are we talking about they carpet bomb they carpet bomb the city you
They're gonna reanimate what's gonna reanimate the fucking the the loose hand limb
That's fucking laughed alive like if they bomb the city of fucking dust
What's reanimate literally fail and led to the collapse of their control?
But this failure men if you lived in pretty much every city across America
Except Philadelphia and Portland who managed to escape this fate you would all
Philadelphia managed to survive most certainly be killed as for cities
outside of America, like Paris, London and Barcelona, although not bombed, we see they
fared incredibly poorly as well due to the sheer density of people.
So in the world of the walking dead, just me leagues-
Yo, I really could see Philly surviving that shit though.
Like what city do you think would fare best by people?
I could see like Philly or New York.
I could see like there being communities of people that literally just go on the streets
with like axes and just fucking like 300 start slaughtering zombies.
Toledo, I mean, you have probably Texas on it.
Well, that's the thing.
Texas has the most guns, so they would be able to kill the most zombies,
but they're going to just start killing each other because you have to deal with people.
The main problem is also people that now have no rules.
And it's like no rules in an area where the average person has a pickaxe
is a lot different than, like, the rules the average guy has of fucking assault rifle or, like,
submachine guns.
Disting in a city essentially becomes a death sentence.
I think often one of the most overlooked challenges within any apocalypse is the mental aspect of
it. Let's quickly assume you are within the 1% of survivors and although the odds aren't in your
favour, there is definitely a chance you might survive. While the chances of the people you
once loved also being in that 1% let's just say are not in your favour. Let's look at Rick
Grimes for example and just take a second to think about how mentally taxing his journey
through the apocalypse was. He lost his wife, his son, countless friends, love interests and
watched Negan Bash two of his closest allies skulls in with a baseball bat. I don't care what
anybody says. This is going to have some serious mental repercussions on an individual.
And if that isn't enough, let me give you a real world example.
Take PTSD in US soldiers from World War 2. Each and every brave soul who fought on that
battlefield didn't go into it thinking, yeah, this is definitely going to mentally break me
for the rest of my existence. But for many of them, unfortunately, it did. On top of this,
cases of PTSD only rose in prisoners of war, with nearly 60% of them coming away from the
ordeal with the illness, which just proves the human brain in most cases will just break
after witnessing terrifying or highly distressing events, like these soldiers saw in war or reality
check like you would be seeing in the apocalypse. I'm watching your family and friends.
I think there would be PTSD involved. I think more like realistically you just become the people that you were you were fighting against
like a
Real Rick Grimes would just become Negan like a I don't know how the show goes or how it ends, but it's like
Eventually he would just start murdering everyone
It would just be like I'm done. I'm just gonna kill anyone I see right literally anyone that I don't know
Now, only turning into flesh-eating monsters or seeing them killed in front of your very own eyes is going to mentally destroy you.
I think some people would just flat out opt out of existing in a world like this and others would let it drive them insane.
And whilst yes, we all like to think we'd be Rick Grimes dropping some insanely cold one-liners.
Besides, I'll really make you a promise.
The harsh reality is most of us would more likely resemble a character like Clara from
season 4 of the show. A woman who after the death of her husband clings on to survival
but is depressed, delirious and all alone. Until one day, Rick stumbles upon her. She
tries to lure Rick back to her camp and use him as food for her reanimated husband in
a state of delirium. But after he fights her off, she just starts to be meant to the world.
You think I'm more likely to- I understand I'm not Rick Rimes, okay?
I'm not sitting here saying I'm gonna fucking tank the apocalypse and watch everybody I
know fucking die and be okay, right?
You think I'm more likely to be this woman who has a deranged attachment to her zombie
husband- husband and try and kill people to feed him?
Get the fuck out of here to die.
As ugly and depressing as it may sound, most of our brains just aren't geared to witness
the type of horrors and apocalypse we throw at them.
Many people would break and become unhinged shells of their former selves, resulting in
survivors breaking mentally long before they did physically.
In the world of The Walking Dead, as soon as the day hit August 27th, known in the universe's
Monument Day, a timer essentially begins. As this is the point food and other resources
stop being produced and the longer into the apocalypse you go, the more depleted supplies
will become. Now sure, you could try and grow your own food or hunt and fish, but unless you have
some basic knowledge in these areas, you'll probably really struggle. We saw in the real
world during a certain 2020 global pandemic how people picked the shops clean, leading to global
shortages in certain goods. While now imagine the impact a zombie apocalypse would have
on people's mindsets. They'd loot, steal and pick clean everything from supermarkets
and pharmacies in the first few hours of-
Yeah, anyone that needed like pharmacy based meds on a day to day basis would die very
quickly as well. Like if you needed insulin as an example, like say you're something
with diabetes, like childhood diabetes, you're dead.
You're dying.
Like maybe for a while, you'd be able to get what you need,
but at some point you're fucked.
Like Adderall, you're somebody that needs,
honestly, I'm gonna have to take that.
If you're somebody with extreme ADHD,
you'd probably fare well during the apocalypse
because you don't need Adderall.
You're not sitting in an office job where you need to pay a tax.
You're in a hyper, you're in a very stimulating environment
where you're constantly doing different things.
Like, in general, if you're somebody that's on Adderall,
I don't think not having Adderall is that big of a problem
in an apocalypse scenario.
Like, yeah, you're gonna be constantly
bouncing around other things.
I don't know, like other based medicine, though,
like anything that you actually have like a prescription for
That like keeps you alive or healthy.
Like if you need that, like you're, that's bad.
The outbreak.
And also no more dispensaries.
I could grow weed.
Operation Cobalt decimated the cities.
Just think about how many supplies will burn to a crisp.
I don't know if I'd want to get high though.
I think that would be an extreme anxiety.
That would be, that would be bad.
Bad.
Me on an edible.
And then I hear.
In the bombings, survival would very quickly become a daily struggle.
The moment the electrical grid fails, water treatment plants would shut down, and the
pristine tap water we completely take for granted now would just flat out be gone.
If you resorted to drinking from stagnant ponds, lakes or local rivers without the means to
properly purify or boil it, you aren't just quenching your thirst but you're playing a dangerous
game with a plethora of waterborne pathogens every time you take a sip. And in a world with zero
operating hospitals and no access to basic antibiotics, even the smallest of sicknesses
could become fatal. And then comes the starvation aspect. Most people have absolutely no idea how
to grow crops, let alone maintain agricultural land without commercial fertilizers, pesticides
and modern machinery your only option would be to scavenge the obvious of food you could find
and possibly I mean my my real goal would be to just build the Avengers man I I think I would
in the first few weeks just try and gather a squad of info like I would want to know a guy that
knows how to grow crop like I would immediately try and find everybody in my personal life that has
some sort of survival skills.
My friend, that's a paramedic.
He's on the team, okay?
He's getting the ring up, right?
He's squad member number one, right?
Kid fucking turn a kid, you know, somebody bleeding out.
Yeah, Skeddy's a great pick.
Anybody that has some sort of medical knowledge, solid pick.
You got a guy that's like a farmer,
another solid fucking choice.
Uh, like, you just got to, you got to gather people like that if you have to look from the outdoor boys. Oh my God
He's a 99 overall. He's Pablo Sanchez in backyard baseball in the zombie apocalypse terms. This guy is I mean unstoppable
Fucking it would be amazing. John Jones not pretty bad pick honestly
John Jones. Yeah, he's a good hand-to-hand fighter
Most of the fighting that you're gonna be doing against other people involves weaponry and he's also really big
Uh, so he needs to eat a lot of food.
So you want people that are like,
high value and don't require a lot of resources themselves.
The knowledge and know-how.
But as the weeks turn to months and then possibly years,
if you've done really well at keeping yourself alive,
the challenge would only further increase.
Canned goods would expire, medicine would lose its potency.
Like an eagle scout.
Somebody that got an eagle scout badge.
And gasoline would degrade so much,
it became basically useless.
Rendering any vehicles you had essentially will co-shard Chris would be the worst person to have during a zombie apocalypse
Being being fully outward here. Uh, Chris is one of my best friends. Uh, it's not like, you know, the closest guy in my life
Yeah, that he would be horrible. He would die. He would be he would be dead instantly. He eats like mac and cheese every day
So I mean like in that sense. Yeah, he doesn't really need other sustenance, but it's like the second he runs out of that
It's just over like
It's just, I don't know what you would do.
Butless.
Every single day would become a frantic and exhausting calculation of calorie spend
versus the calories gained.
You are constantly operating on a state of starvation, leaving you weak, dizzy and prone to fatal mistakes.
And on top of this, your search for supplies would often take you to uncharted territories,
leaving you at risk of being ambushed by the people who live there,
or just having you camp-rated in your absence.
And finally, without the use of vehicles, you'd have to be physically fit as well to be able to outrun walkers and maybe even other survivors.
And your cardiovascular endurance would be essential to survival in this environment.
Oh my god, I was saying, you know, I gave you guys the hypothetical earlier of like,
there's like an eight year old kid running and he can't get away from the walkers.
Are you saving him? It's even worse for old people.
Even worse for old people once they hit like 65
They're like just fucking walking corpses dude for for the zombies
Conclusion although many of them like the second they have a health problem
We're going to imagine ourselves as this in reality
Most of us would probably look something like that
Because in order to survive the world of the walking dead you'd have to survive a dormant airborne virus on day one
you'd have to guess the correct rules of the undead in a world where zombie media doesn't exist,
you'd have to escape firebombed gridlocked cities while the military tries to kill you,
outsmart the often hostile other survivors, avoid losing your mind from the horrors you've witnessed
and somehow find clean water and food every single day. And the harsh reality of it is the
vast majority of us wouldn't be the heroes of this story. I'm also thinking he was talking about
cardio vascular systems and that's where I I would lack because I smoked too much but you know
I would probably have not have access to weed so that would improve over time the average American
runs very slowly like I am sitting here going they're walking zombies but I'm like imagining the
average customer at like a Walmart and watching them run away from a horde of zombies and they
would probably like trip on their own feet face plant and die like the average person would
probably get eaten. If the zombies are moving at like 4 miles per hour.
We need to be part of the infected herds wandering aimlessly through the landscape, or be like
Clara, an emotional wreck after the death of our loved ones. Because ultimately, survival
in this environment is brutal and it isn't all about how tough you are because it mostly
boils down to a horrifying mix of genetic luck, geographical positioning and psychological
endurance. And that is why 99% of us just wouldn't survive the walking dead. I mean the numbers
from the series don't lie. But who knows, maybe the future Rick Grimes of the Apocalypse is watching
this very video. And in that case, I apologize for severely underestimating your abilities.
Bro, this just brought back memories. He said future Rick Grimes. Y'all remember that? What was
the show where it was like, it was Doomsday Preppers. My name's, my name's Rick. Well,
I can't use Rick because it's literally Rick Grimes.
My name's John and I'm playing him for a Sun Flare.
I have 98 cans of tomatoes at the ready.
They're the only sustenance you need.
Look, I better than anybody understand how easy the Walking Dead may look to some-
Nobody knows what you're talking about.
Doomsday Preppers, you never watch Doomsday Preppers.
It's an American TV show.
There was four seasons.
Come on, every episode, they would interview somebody
and they would be like, my name's Mia
and I'm afraid that the zombie apocalypse
is gonna break out.
Most of the time it was more realistic occurrences.
It would be like sun flares
or like stuff that would like nuclear apocalypses.
You know, not like zombies.
Most of the time it was like something
that would knock out electrical grids.
The vibe.
And although it's nowhere near the worst apocalypse,
you could find yourself in fiction.
We aren't old fucks like you, yo, literally, Scully, I...
It would still take a colossal effort just to stay alive.
But with that being said, let me know down below in the comments how long you think you'd survive the Walking Dead apocalypse.
If you-
Bro, I'm giving myself- If I get past the first month, I think I'm surviving, like, a pretty long amount of time.
I think that's most people. It's like, the average person has a very, very high chance of dying within the first month.
And then after that, it's like, okay, now you're kind of,
you're like past the first main hump.
And then you just go from there.
Like that's the thing.
Dude, I gotta fix my fucking hair.
Oh my God.
Damn, that took us an hour and a half to get through.
Yeesh, yeesh.
All right, lock in.
Junkyard, I didn't take up the sub.
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Six hours stream today, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
We're gonna do this game.
I mean, worst case we just get two games in,
but ideally we get all three.
America's scientists are disappearing.
More serious video.
Graduate school.
When I was in graduate school, many moons ago,
back in the 1980s, I was in graduate school
to get a PhD in astrophysics.
And when you're getting an advanced degree in the sciences,
especially in the physical sciences,
what you notice is that other graduate students,
many of them, and in some departments,
most of them were not born in America.
They came from other countries around.
Is that true even today or only in the 1980s?
Like if you're at a graduate program at a college,
are most of the people there from other areas of the world?
Yeah
What other what other schools though?
I mean like is there a way better graduate program not better
But is there equally as good graduate programs in other parts of the world?
Like the UK has great colleges. I
Feel like there's so many other like even like just like country-based university like Australia probably has like some crazy schools
Better connections probably that's true
Germany, Switzerland, yeah, I think it's like all over the world.
They might get their undergrad in like Germany and then come to the, come to the US to go to like Harvard or some shit.
The world. These are countries whose system of education did not extend deeply into graduate studies in the fields of their interest.
And so they had to look around the world to see who could serve those interests.
And in the physical sciences, the United States had led the world.
Half of my fellow graduate students were foreign-born nationals, and this was not uncommon.
In the physics department, it was even higher, that fraction of foreign-born nationals.
Isn't that not even uncommon, not in a graduate program?
Like, if you're in an Ivy League, what percent of Ivy League students are from other countries?
Like, what percent of Harvard students are international? 15%.
The overall university's international population is 1 fourth.
Which seems like that's not that high.
Like, oh, 1 fourth of Harvard is from other countries.
But like, dude, if you go to like fucking Penn State,
if you went to like Miami U, U Miami,
Miami. That shit's probably like 99% you Miami international student percentage. 8% of the
whole the whole school. So it's like the other most universities are like very few international
people and Miami, Ohio. Is that a city for most of them, they get their graduate degree
and they would find job opportunities here in the United States, and they would stay.
Now, I took that for granted.
It was like, well, of course they're coming to the United States.
This is America.
And I didn't fully think about what might be the consequences to the country from which they came.
This was tantamount to a brain drain from those countries.
And those countries would not then be able to.
I got a reply to JNC.
you
Sorry, I'm responding to Nicholas Stewart's ask me questions, I have to reply to him.
I'm just gonna send this motherfucker a voice memo. Oh my god. Hold up
Yeah, I'm probably I'm probably gonna vlog the
Streamer games. I'm gonna have like a little body cam set up where I have like a chest strap with a GoPro
And then I'm just gonna vlog the trip in general
Um, and then all co-stream it day of and then cut the events down and react to it on stream at like a later date
But I know if like of the 40 streamers going there's probably going to be what?
28 people irling maybe more
Create a a layer of science technology engineering and math to build
Insider info that's not insider info. He was just asking me if i'm irling
their infrastructure. They'd be beholden to advance, lock in technology to create a
country and those countries would not then be able to create a layer of
science, technology, engineering and math to build their infrastructure. They'd be
beholden to advances from other countries that had the innovation and
the educational tracking to create that kind of a world. So I just took it for
I didn't think much about it. It was like, of course, they're here to study these subjects recently in the United States
Science as a yeah, damn that fucking blows dude. You have the brightest people
You have the brightest people in your country
Going to the United States to do grad programs in these sciences and instead of coming back home and applying the things that they've learned
They just stay in the US
I've never, so then it's just like who do you have that's like left where you are like say you're coming from just like a lesser populated country.
An enterprise has not been as welcomed or as supported as it has been in previous decades. This manifests in multiple ways.
We've already talked about the halving of the science budget of NASA.
By the way, that might not look like much on the total NASA budget, because NASA puts
astronauts into space and, lately, to the moon and back.
That's not the science budget.
The science budget is a fraction on top of that that allows us to put up space telescopes,
to search for life on Mars and on moons of Jupiter.
It's all the images we get and the knowledge gleaned from the space telescope, such as
Hubble, such as the James Webb.
I hate the the take that people have that it's like oh well we have all of these problems
We have to solve on earth. Why are we looking elsewhere in space?
When we have these issues that we need to spend money on we should cut money from science programs that are looking outward and shit
But it's like most not most so much of the discoveries that people make that help humans on earth are done
through other research in random fucking fields
Like if you're looking into space and you're learning about other galaxies and stuff, like some of the stuff they take away from that helps people on Earth in other random ways from things they've discovered elsewhere on other planets or through discovering other things.
Even half of the, I mean, this is not necessarily defending my point in some way, but it's just kind of an example, is like half of the shit that we use today in your house, like a fucking microwave was made through military invention and it's like, obviously I'm not saying, oh, well, we should fucking throw more money towards the Iran war.
No, but it's like half of the shit that you use and half of the stuff that helps you in your life was not made directly for that specific purpose.
Web, that's the science budget.
You could have a space program without science,
but then what is motivating it?
Is it muscle flexing?
We can go into space and you can't,
or you don't know how and we do.
The science makes space exploration a noble enterprise.
My microwave was made by Samsung.
Yeah, and it probably meets a little,
it doesn't make a do do do do do do noise
when your food's done microwaving.
rather than just a simple race that you've decided to hold.
That's NASA, but let's keep going.
I don't know if you knew, but-
Swashing machines?
But from academia, the government has had
visiting scientists annually come in from academia
to serve the country.
These are scientists that come in
and advise the Justice Department, the Senate,
the House, the White House.
These rotating positions were not only good for the government,
they're also good for scientists themselves to get a taste of how the
sausage is made in governance,
especially when governance needs and relies upon the advice of scientists.
So here's what has happened.
Many of those positions that rotate in and out no longer exists.
These rotating positions included, for example,
the National Science Foundation.
A scientist from academia doing tours of duty in and out of the National Science Foundation
to bring their expertise into a government agency that doesn't always have access to
the moving frontier of that expertise.
Not only that, what does the NIH do?
The National Institutes for Health?
They have grant money that goes to research that's not conducted within the government.
It's conducted by scientists in universities.
This is one of the fundamental roles American universities have played in the strengthening
of the United States in the 20th century.
Universities are not just some places students go to learn and get degrees.
Yes, it's also that, and yes, it's importantly that, but the intellectual capital that resides
in the scientific community of universities has no equal in the world, and the government
knows this. So the government says we want to do some extra research here and there. We don't have
that expertise. Here's grant money to the university, go build a lab, do the research. Not only that,
what we have learned in 20th century research in science is you cannot predictate what role and value
curiosity driven research will play in the future of your economy.
Yeah, like if you try to sit there and go, am I going to get profit or some sort of advancement out of this research that's going to be done, you're just shooting yourself in the foot without even giving it a chance because it's like on surface level, half of the stuff that scientific research is about is seemingly meaningless because it doesn't have to do with fixing, you know, society or diseases.
like you're researching random fucking animals and insects
and you're looking at bones of dinosaurs.
Like what the fuck does this have to do
with anything about us?
But it's like, if you look into the research of that stuff,
there have been things that have come out of it
that have given health advancements to society
and helped us in ways that you don't realize just thinking,
oh, they're only looking into bones.
In the future of your health,
in the future of your security,
you cannot predetermine that
because you have no idea.
You might have read recently that research
into the venom of the Gila monster, this big lizard,
research on that.
Yeah, oh my God, I forgot about that.
This is, yeah, the ozempic, from lizard venom to ozempic,
like all these weight loss drugs has to do
with like a random lizard.
That venom led to the development
of the GLP-1 weight loss medications.
Who would have thought that?
Maybe not even the sun.
And they would have never funded.
And obviously you could sit here and say the GLP-1 drug
that people use for weight loss is good and bad, right?
There are people that abuse it
and there are people that use it negatively,
but it's also something that does help people that need it,
right?
And it's like, so yeah, you could weigh it either way,
but you would have never, if you look at surface level,
it's like, oh, I don't know,
look into the venom of this fucking lizard.
I need money for this.
On surface level you're going this is fucking stupid as shit. Why do you care about the venom of this lizard?
Why do you care about this at all?
Really, but then if you've done that and you wiped that off the board and said don't look into this
We're not gonna fund this. We're not gonna help you. Maybe they would have found it later on through other means, but
Realistically what you could fast-track so many advancements by just funding random scientific research scientists themselves. Not always
It's not like every instance they research something or look into something. It's going to pay out massively
but in a lot of ways it will.
Oh, so the point is,
Curiosity-driven research extends the frontier
in all directions, and you don't...
And it's like a butterfly effect.
Like, even if they looked into this lizard
and it didn't get a GLP drug,
it would have given them more info
and risen more questions
that they could have looked into
and later down the line, 10, 15, 20 years,
come up with something that, you know,
might cure a certain type of cancer
or might combat certain blood clotting issues
use in a heart later on and help save people that are having artery failure
in certain collapses, where instead of having it put in stints, they can do other methods to try
and help people. Like, I'm just saying hypothetically, that's what they would do. Meow, think of the 10
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Oh, but instead of that chat instead of doing the research
How about another one trillion dollars towards missiles for Israel? No in advance what connections will be made send them another set of another 80 billion
Hey offer those more missiles is frontiers. You don't know my no more research NASA
cut their budget
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college physics professor name is Ed Purcell
I took quantum physics from him. This was well after he had earned a Nobel Prize for what for discovering a new physics phenomenon called
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yeah I feel like everybody uses that
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I've never I've never said that so whoever it's their rage beating you unless Ludwig said it
No, I've never tried I mean honestly I that does sound interesting is it that hard
Yeah, it's like how the hell are you gonna read a pitch in a fucking video game?
Ludwig doesn't use the circle really
I don't know. I've never seen him. I've never watched him play the newer backyard baseballs.
No, zero percent chance.
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Who the fuck told him that I that I don't use the that assist
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I'm not going to check him out, man.
I'm sorry.
This is what happens when you take the nucleus of an atom, subject it to a nuclear magnetic
resonance.
This is what happens when you take the nucleus of an atom, subject it to a strong magnetic
nucleus of an atom, subjected to a strong magnetic field, and you watch the effect on
electromagnetic energy passing by it. Later on, medical technologists say, wait a minute,
if you can distinguish one atomic nucleus from another in this way, then maybe I can
make images of the soft tissue of the human body in ways that x-rays do not reveal. Thus
was invented the Magnetic Resonance Imager, the MRI.
Its full name would really be
the Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imager,
but nuclear is one of the two N words
you're not supposed to use in polite company.
Anyhow, M.
One of the two N words.
I would have never thought that
when it came out of Neil deGrasse Tyson's mouth.
Nuclear is one of the two N words you're not supposed to say in public. Okay.
R.I. Arguably the most potent machine in the arsenal of the medical community to diagnose the condition of your body without cutting you open first
Bro, and I never understand when there's people there's so many people that are like
Refute they refuse to get x-rays or MRIs
Because of radiation and I go I know they're giving you radiation or like you're you're experiencing
you know, I what is it ionizing radiation when you get a dentist x-ray on your teeth or an MRI, but it's like
That you're never gonna know if there's problems, you know, and I understand there's the worry of the amount of radiation you're experiencing, but it's like
You're telling me you're like oh something's really wrong inside my body. I'm not gonna get an MRI
I'm just gonna tough it out like bro
You could have a fucking tumor and not know about it like fucking go to the doctor get an MRI
That came from a work of a physicist like why I get the fear too
But it's like how much radiation does an MRI actually give you I get it if it's like oh you're getting one every day
But I just don't see
MRI is like a thousand something. What did that just say? It's non-ionizing radiation
but beta. No, is it non-ionizing radiation? Which one's the one that like microwaves use?
I'm pretty sure microwaves is non-ionizing. I think ionizing radiation is bad. Non-ionizing
fine. They use microwaves, but I'm pretty sure it's still- no, they do. They use non-ionizing
electromagnetic radiation. Like, that's why- and that's another thing! When I- there are
People that don't use microwaves because they say it's radiation
Idiot oh
Idiot you're gonna reheat your food like we're in the fucking
1950s brother the 1940s. Yeah have fun. Oh, I'm a little hungry my food's cold
Let me fucking let me put up the pot brother. Let me turn on the oven. Are you fucking kidding me? Hell no
Hell no, and it's not ionizing radiation like they just don't understand what microwaves are
doing research microwaves aren't good anyway yeah have fun reheating your
fucking meal prep for 45 minutes every day I'll pop that bitch in the microwave
for three minutes and I'm good yeah congrats on oh dude I'm super hungry
right now let me preheat the oven to 425 atoms and molecules who but let me
preheat the oven don't worry don't worry the meal prep will be ready again in I
in, I don't know, maybe, maybe 40 minutes.
The way, was deeply interested in atoms and molecules in space.
Air fryers exist?
Yes.
If you are afraid of using a microwave and you instead use it an air fryer, I'd like,
I love air fryers, but what the fuck?
That was his calling.
Like, how are you afraid of air fryers or like newer tech, but like microwaves are a no-go?
On atoms and molecules, who by the way, was deeply interested in atoms and molecules in space?
That was his calling.
That's what got him interested.
And here he is doing research, a person who has no interest in medicine.
Yeah, but he comes up with something that legitimately saves people's lives.
The intersections of the frontier, of the moving frontier, in ways you cannot predict,
is what defines our exponential growth in our science and technology that drives society.
You think science is some hidden activity done by ivory tower institutions just for the amusement.
Okay, sorry. I'm still paying attention to the video. We're running a poll in chat right now that says air fire microwave.
You could only keep one. I would agree. I think if I honestly, I don't know. I feel like convenience air fryer is definitely a better thing to use.
but I feel like I'd still rather have a microwave.
Like I could still, I could use an air fryer,
I could use other things to make what air fryer's make,
but air fryer's healthier.
Well, I'm not saying I would fry things instead,
but like I would just use an oven with like a broiler
or I could like still pan fry things.
Like if I'm making salmon, I don't need an air fry,
I could pan fry it instead,
but the microwave just makes life easier.
Like a microwave makes life more easy than an air fryer does,
but an air fryer just has so much hidden tech.
Like I have the ninja air fryer and it does like 80 things.
Like it's really the only application you need.
It comes out crispy, not soggy.
That is valid.
That is valid.
That is so true.
Uh, scientists.
Like when you have like leftover French fries,
Oh my God, reheating them in a microwave.
Reheating them in the air fryer.
That is now.
To have nothing better to do with their brilliance.
So therefore, you don't really need them.
What you really want are the engineers
because they build stuff.
And if you're an engineer,
hired in a corporation with an R&D department,
what fraction of their money goes to R&D?
Anywhere between zero and a few percent?
All right, you're gonna be tasked
with making product that'll show up
in the quarterly report with promise of revenue.
Well, when you're doing science on the truth.
Yeah, it's like a lot of that stuff.
You can't treat scientific exploration
and curiosity like a business.
If you're treating it like Nvidia selling fucking GPUs,
you're not gonna get anywhere.
All the advancements you're gonna make
are gonna be very narrow minded around things
that already exist that you could just improve upon.
Whereas like actually paving a new avenue
is kind of investing for the future.
There is no obvious pathway to revenue.
Certainly not in the quarterly report.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is unbelievably smart.
One of the coolest books that you can read, it's a short read.
I read it in high school. It's just fun.
You're not going to be a genius after reading it.
Astrophysics for People in a Hurry, not an ad.
Astrophysics for People in a Hurry is a fun book.
Like, I don't like reading, and I know I have a philosophy channel,
and I haven't done a rant in a while. I've kind of been busy, blah, blah, blah.
I'm only gonna do it when I feel like it obviously I'm not gonna force myself to make philosophy rants and read philosophy
It's more of a passion that I you know, kick up with every once in a while, but
That is a good book
And it's just where can I buy it probably like anywhere you can probably read it online
It's just a good fucking book dude
And you rants about like random tech stuff and random science science fucking explorations
He gets in I remember specifically he gets into like what the best way to package boxes is and how like a sphere is technically a more
Applicable box like you want a sphere to package boxes instead of boxes, right like squares
But he goes on like rants about that shit
Definitely and the not the annual report. You've had a decade old report close second Sun Zoo art of war it may be
Maybe.
Maybe.
We're in the 100 year anniversary, the centennial decade of the discovery of quantum physics.
People back then said I wonder what molecules are doing, I wonder what atoms are doing.
If you were around back then-
God, whenever I see dude that image just made me think of the Oppenheimer movie, when he's
like I am become death.
Dude imagine making a nuke and then watching it be used.
one of the greatest scientific fucking achievements,
but also one of the worst things
that has ever been inflicted upon man.
Of the discovery of quantum physics.
People don't-
I am become meme from Elon Musk.
Back then, I wonder what molecules are doing.
I wonder what atoms are doing.
If you were around back then, what would you have said?
I'm a carpenter, I just care that my wood atoms can cut.
I'm learning new laws of physics
about how particles interact,
how electrons, protons, neutrons,
quarks, other particles, to enumerate to mention here, it would take decades, yes, decades before
we would discover how to create, store, and retrieve digital information. You know how you do that?
Using quantum physics. Oh my gosh. Who in the 1920s would have said, we're doing this because one
day we'll have personal computers? No, nobody's thinking that. This is all backdrop to my point.
Within the last two years, we've lost more than 15,000 scientists from the ranks of the federal government.
Not only that grant money from major funding agencies of the government has been reduced,
so that we have fewer scientists doing research on government funding.
You look at the titles of some of the papers or the titles of the grant proposals,
proposals. They have a research paper that maybe 100 people in the world at most understand
the title. And can I say I feel like this is weird. Like this doesn't really feel like
a conservative versus liberal thing for the most part. Like, I mean, obviously on the
larger scale, like they're trying to cut back funding and promote military funding and
change where they're moving money. And so they do cut a lot of things that seem like
they won't really be profitable or have some sort of research-based payout in
terms of findings within the next, you know, two, three years. But I feel like the
average person you speak to, regardless of size, like I have a lot of people on
both political spectrums in my chat and I feel like most people in my chat would
agree like we should fund scientific exploration. I feel like that's something
that is always worth putting money towards.
I'm not saying cut the military budget by 95%
and pour all of the money we have into fucking investing
in like, you know, NASA.
But I'm saying like, why are we getting rid of this stuff?
Like this seems like something that should be useful.
Like the US paves the way for a lot of science.
I don't understand why we're just getting rid of that.
I was on track, what did that say?
I was on track to do epidemiology
for the federal government.
Everything got caught.
Now I do economic analysis at a health insurance company.
Bro, see that's what I'm fucking talking about.
Like your life just full pivoted from like full on science
to now basically being like a desk job worker
in some sort of financial like corporation.
Like that's insane.
It's like, I don't see why that's relevant to anything.
Therefore, I don't want to fund it.
Let's cut it.
And then you cut it, and it looks like you're saving money.
When what you're doing is you're cutting out at the kneecaps
the future competitiveness of this nation
in the three.
Yeah, and then you're going to have countries like China
that have the money to put towards this stuff
kind of outpass or like surpass us in the long term.
things that we care most about, our health, our wealth.
And that's why I don't think it's a red or blue issue.
I think this is just like, regardless of how you see it,
like even from a conservative standpoint of being like,
oh, we want to beat other countries,
like we should fund science so we have that step ahead.
So we're not losing the space race.
So we're not losing in, you know,
like the medical field advancements.
Like we want to have the best medicine.
You want to have this we want to have that we want to win against other countries
You can't just cut science and our security because the history of that exercise tells me we're ran by terrible people
No matter who you voted for I agree. I just think like most politicians, especially at the higher levels are corrupt
I think we're witnessing a higher level of corruption now than we have previously
But regardless yeah, I just I don't know man. I I don't know what the solution is
I'm not going to sit here and act like I do this. It just sucks like that's what I'll say exactly that the government loses
15,000 scientists and you see these clips around like some people in Congress and it's like the one fucking
non-idiot and they're asking these questions and then the the people in response are just like that's wrong
That's a lie and it's like the fucking statistics are right in front of them, and they're just like oh, no, that's not true
And if you think all the science research and some people say the response to me where it's like
Oh, well, they will Joe you say the same thing about when you deny statistics and I'm like, okay
Well, you have to look past the statistics and do other reasonings as well. They'll just flat out go. That's not true
When it is right like I could go that's true. But because of this they'll just go. No, that's not true
Those numbers are fudged
You need to do is on the like when I I'm not gonna get back into this argument
where I was on fucking Twitter, but it's like, you know,
if you see a stat, you could go, that's true,
but only for these reasons.
Whereas like, you'll see like people in Senate
and Congress and shit, literally just go,
no, that's fake news.
Like, no, you have to like at least acknowledge this
and then talk about it.
R&D ledger of a corporation, you are sadly...
Or, oh my God, I, dude, I saw,
and this isn't even really a bash on Trump.
It's a bash on the guy that asked this stupid fucking question.
They were in a meeting, and it was like,
I don't know what fucking meeting it was,
but they were asking him about what he thought Lebron's
trade to the fucking Sixers, like what was his take on that?
Who gives a fuck?
Why are we asking the president that?
That is like the least fucking relevant question
you could ask the president.
Why are we asking the president what he thinks about Lebron
getting traded to the fucking Sixers?
Why do I give a shit about that?
Like asking him other stuff.
And then he just went on an off-tangent rant about how Michael Jordan loves him.
And I'm like, can we get back on like, government stuff?
Like, this has nothing to do with it. Why are we... Why is this taking up his day?
Mistaken. So what is happening? Our lab's here in the United States. The funding is dropping.
And again, I feel like most people would agree on that.
Like, that's not... Like, I feel like so many issues now, it's not even like one side or the other.
It's like, what are we doing?
I feel like everything's a meme now.
Like you were sitting here,
you could even be a concern of going,
yeah, why are we wasting time on this?
Why is this a question we're asking him?
There's more pertinent shit.
Can't sustain the lab.
We can't sustain graduate students.
Postdocs, what's a postdoc?
A person who gets a PhD and still has some energy
and some-
It wasn't a trade he just signed?
Oh my God, you know what I need.
Activity to do some research.
They don't want to be a professor yet.
So they get to spend three years, four years,
six years doing just research in a lab.
You don't have money for that
as the person who runs the lab, the lab evaporates.
Do you realize I have colleagues
who've gotten a phone call from Germany,
from France, from Spain,
saying we've got a fully funded lab here,
I know your expertise,
and I know you're running out of funding,
why don't you bring your whole operation to us?
So now we're having the flip,
where in the 80s he was saying
People are coming here, stationing, getting jobs here,
and it's not all the science jobs that are just leaving the US,
which will actually, like, cripple our country long term.
We're now getting cherry picked by other countries!
Yeah, that's what we kinda did.
For-
We wanna be the people cherry picking.
We wanna be the Sixers.
What's related to the NBA?
We wanna be the Sixers right now, getting LeBron.
For a pretty fuckin' eight million dollar penny, too.
You know?
Like we want to be, we should be,
we should be fucking the best managed nation
getting the best scientists for cheap, right?
But now they're leaving our team
and now we're the Arizona Cardinals.
And now we're never gonna win a Super Bowl.
The second half of the 20th century,
but now the tables are reversed.
We're losing our scientific base.
Europe understands what's going on.
Now we're the New York Jets.
who else understands what's going on, China.
Here's an interesting vignette about China.
Dude, China just plays long game, dude.
Whenever they have a problem,
like whenever we have a problem with a country,
we get military involved.
When China has a problem with a country,
they like fund other people to like step in for them
and do things for them.
They're never directly involved.
They're always behind the scenes.
They're always playing the long game.
They'll wait it out.
Initially, Chinese students came to the United States
to study graduate subjects in the physical sciences.
And they stayed.
Meanwhile, China is growing.
China's economy is growing.
They're getting their act together.
Have you seen pictures of Shanghai?
Yeah, like they feel edited.
Like that's how crazy they look, dude.
Like the LED lights at night.
Lately, any part of it, this is a city of the future, right?
So, wow.
Meanwhile, China's ascending.
So what happens?
The next generation of Chinese graduate students.
Holy shit, BP reference.
Wait, China's ascending.
Because that first generation came and stayed.
The second generation got trained
and went back to China to build the next generation.
Hightier normie to Chad Light, holy fuck.
A generation of graduate programs.
The third generation of Chinese graduate students
are not here because they're being chained in China
and they're staying in China.
This is a slide.
It's not a cliff.
If you fell off a cliff or pushed off a cliff, you would notice that, but it's a slide and as we continue down this slide and a scientist or cherry picked as labs are evaporating as scientists are retiring and not replaced.
Yeah, I don't think it'll happen in our lifetime, but I could see like the direction of the United States like still being like one of the world's superpowers, but like not like post 1940 level of like world superpower.
I think eventually, I think China will be more powerful,
not in our lifetime.
I think at some point though,
China's just going to be a more powerful country
than the United States, like in other ways.
And I think we still look at it in a military perspective
of like, oh, we have more power militaristically,
but like they're just, they're winning the long game.
Like it's a battle of attrition in that sense.
Like they're just gonna have more money.
They have more people.
They have more production power.
Everything's made in China.
They have the capability to just close off people if they want to.
There's an intellectual...
And like we do too, but I feel like we're just like shooting ourselves over and over again.
A vacuum, scientific vacuum that is descending upon the United States.
And that has consequences.
I'm not here to tell people who to vote for, or what to vote for, or who your candidate is,
has nothing to do with this.
It has to do with an if-then statement.
If you're okay with the United States losing its scientific leadership, especially in the
physical sciences, if you're okay with that, you will get the country you voted for.
That country is one where we will no longer innovate because our greatest innovations
are based on the frontier science that's way beneath them, hidden from the daily news
reports hidden from what you see and hear about as you surf the internet.
That goes away.
We lose the foundation of our innovations and the United States fades on the world stage
and they will do things that will impress us.
Just as we did things my entire life growing up that impressed the world.
Yeah, and then we lose access to earlier forms of that like instead of us being the ones
that created these innovations and these technologies and these medicine advancements that we are
able to take advantage of, we're now having to like outsource them from China or some
shit.
And then now we're later to the, we're later to the jump, you know.
We went to the moon.
Nobody else was close to going to the moon.
As a scientist, it kind of doesn't matter who's making the advances because the fields
of science.
advancements are being made than science is advancing, but it like hurts to see
from somebody that was a prominent science, scientists in the US in the
80s. Let's move forward. But as an American, not like baseball, I eat hot
dogs and I eat apple pie. Yeah, I'm American. It kind of hurts to watch this
hard earned leadership evaporate. We will be less secure, less healthy and less
wealthy because some community of people saying the moon landing was fake and chat of people
who influence what this country is do not see the value of science deep below all of that.
I'm saddened by this. You're being brainwashed. But let me let me put this on a higher note.
Like I'm not gonna like feed into that. It was not fake. The moon landing was not fake. I'm not
crashing out about this again over and over again. Lacey tried to rage bait me into this.
I don't know if you guys are rage baiting. See like I can't tell anymore because I remember
when I was in high school if you were a kid in my high school and I went to a Christian
high school chat. If you were a kid in my high school and you said the earth was flat, evolution
was fake or the fucking moon landing was fake, most people thought you were a fucking idiot.
But now that's like a casual take for people to go the earth's flat and moon landing was fake.
Like, you're beyond stupid.
Like, I'm just being real.
Like, I'm not saying elsewhere in your life you're stupid.
On this specific take, you're a dumbass.
The moon landing was not fake.
Remember when the folks were testifying about aliens?
And the Earth is not flat.
That's where I can get past somebody
saying the moon landing was fake, OK?
You saying the moon landing is fake,
we could agree to disagree and move on with our gaze.
If you say the earth is flat, you are unreachable.
Whatever you think, you're gonna think
for the rest of your life
and nobody's gonna be able to change your opinion.
And that's perfectly fine.
You know, you could live in your bubble
and I'll live in mine, right?
My bubble is gonna be a lot bigger than yours
because you're gonna be with a lot of people.
You're gonna be with the smaller core people
that think the earth's fucking flat.
But that's just the firmament, space is fake,
the firmament in the back shed and flat earth they've so right I went on an
airplane and I didn't see the earth was a ball reverse engineer of alien
spacecraft and flying saucer remember that okay these were hearings in
Congress who was conducting those hearings how do any of us know though
realistically Occam's razor would point in every single fucking direction that
the moon landing was real and that the earth is round. You have to assume so many other things
are wrong, fake, and misinformation to genuinely believe that the earth is flat. There are people
that knew the earth was round four thousand years ago prior to Jesus. And if you're sitting here
In the 21st century, with an iPhone, you're watching me through the capability of satellites,
which are in space, and you're going to sit here and type on your phone that works because of
technology that's in space, that space isn't real, and that the Earth is flat. You are stupid.
Members of Congress, both political parties of Congress were sitting right next to each other.
Cap, how's your phone working? How's your phone working? How do you see me right now?
If it how do you see me right now if space is fake if all of space is fake and the earth is flat
how do you fucking see me? Wi-Fi, where's your Wi-Fi from?
He's brainwashing us. I'm not brainwashing you. You bluetooth.
Hand in hand asking-
Who was conducting those hearings?
Members of Congress.
Both political parties of Congress were sitting right next to each other, hand in hand asking
common questions.
That was my takeaway.
Aliens was something everybody cared about, and your political persuasion didn't matter.
Aliens.
It took aliens to bring us together.
Ronald Reagan predicted that.
In 1987, I think it was.
You gave a speech in front of the UN.
I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world.
There would be no Cold War because we'd be in this together fighting a common enemy.
I don't like common enemies to be the source of us getting together, but yeah, that kind of works, doesn't it?
Well, it's like the enemy of our enemy is my friend.
Right. As we fade and as the rest of the world rises up, and as we in the United States decide we need to do something about it, I think then we're going to be sunk so deeply into a hole that all political factions will be together, say, we got to get out of this hole.
How are we going to do that? Well, we got to shore up our scientific profile, because it's nothing political about science.
Are you a Scientologist?
No.
Moving on the frontier.
Yes, funding can influence what science gets done
that is shaped by your political policies.
Sure, but the discoveries that science makes,
those are not political.
That comes out of nature.
Nature is the ultimate judge, jury, and executioner.
I just said he's Christian.
I did not say I was Christian.
Yo, this is how misinformation spreads.
This is how misinformation spreads.
This is why everybody has their own take about what I think who I am and everything under the sun because motherfuckers literally, where did you grab that?
Where did you grab that?
Happens out of policies. Sure. But the discoveries that science makes, those are not political.
I'm not Jewish either.
That comes out of nature. Nature is the ultimate judge jury.
You said you went to a Christian school. Yeah, but I'm not Christian.
An executioner.
I'm Jewish. I'm not Jewish. Well, I'm 7% Austro-Nazi Jew, yes, ethnically, but like,
that I'm not religiously Jewish.
What happens in the laboratory? Okay. So, we're down in the hole.
No, please, bro, please, bro, please.
Look it up. The only way out is straight up. There's no room for political bickering.
We've got to do this together and I think we will descend further.
So ATS, sure, yeah.
Before we reach that point.
Why would you go to a Christian school?
Oh my god, number one.
I'm not, oh my god.
I'm not, I'm not even getting into this.
You're aggravating, you're aggravating, you're aggravating.
Cutioner of what happens in the laboratory.
Okay, so we're down in the hole looking up.
The only way out is.
Yeah, Becca, you're getting timed out.
I'm sorry. I know you're I know your VIP just keep spamming
straight up
There's no room for political bickering time out anybody spamming. We've got to do this
We're in stub only in chat still just asked right now same take it with the thousand buddies
I don't know what part of New Jersey you should go to but I hope you have a good time big and bad thinking of the sub life
They thought tiny harbor kill be served tiny cheeky chair dude static dig
Has moved siege extra
Silla Gunner, Mr. Billy Carter,
Director, Think of the Thousand Cities,
Connor, Big, Think of the Sub,
that not Jeff, Meowth, Think of the Ten,
Gifted's, Leo, Think of the Sub,
Asphalt and Ryu, Think of the Sub,
Mew and Murth, Think of the Sub.
Time out, anybody that's abandoning genuinely,
or just ban them.
Together.
And I think we will descend further
before we reach that point.
But the day we reach that point,
I think we'll rock it out of that hole
as no one could have imagined.
Why do I think that?
Because we've actually done that before.
What happened on October 4th, 1957,
Soviet Union launched Sputnik,
a radio transmitter embedded in a hollowed out
intercontinental ballistic missile shell
that was flying over our heads.
If they could put that over-
Wait, sorry, I'm just gonna do this
for the rest of the video, hold on.
Our heads, they could put a Sputnik,
a radio transmitter embedded in a hollowed out
Intercontinental ballistic missile shell that was flying over our heads.
If they could put that over our heads, they could put a nuclear payload over our heads.
We got spooked within a year.
We created NASA was 11 years.
We orbited the moon within 12 years.
We were walking on the moon.
Yeah, we rocketed out of that hole.
We were, yeah, the fucking scientific advancement literally was accidental.
And I think it still is, but we're kind of just like throttling to try to show the
world the path of freedom over then known as the path of tyranny the godless
communists you want another example December 7th 1941 we're attacked at
Pearl Harbor oh my gosh we gather our resources our scientists our corporate
infrastructures our military do you realize we isolated the element plutonium
in the year 1940 and within five years it was weaponized.
How do I have 34,000 viewers right now? Am I getting bothered?
Like, why did my view count just jump up 10k?
Or 12k? I think I'm getting bothered.
And that was the first atomic bomb ever detonated at Trinity Site, New Mexico.
Shortly after that, the duplicate was made, perfected, and dropped in warfare.
All that happened within four or five years.
Think today how long construction projects take.
You build a road, a bridge, it takes five, six, seven, sometimes ten years.
And where motivated, evidence shows we can rise up as a nation, as one nation, to achieve
a goal, provided we understand what that goal is and we understand what methods, tools,
tactics, efforts, and investments are required to stoke that goal.
That's the America I look forward to in this, our 250th anniversary as a kingless country
Oh, let's take the world back.
I know that's kind of jingoistic, but I can't help it.
I'm American.
Neil deGrasse Tyson for StarTalk.
This is a what's up with that?
Until next time, keep looking up.
Bro, what a fucking ender, bro.
That was such a good video, man.
Everybody that understood the message
are not the voters that got him in.
It's lack of quality education America that got him in.
Unfortunately, do our internet algorithms,
the types of people that need to hear this number well.
I mean, I think there would be people that would try
and cut funding from scientists regardless,
but I think it's like at the level that it's happening,
it's just like full on scientific suppression.
It just feels terrible, dude.
And it's just gonna have like such shitty long-term
repercussions.
Ninja, think of it in the thousands of minutes.
Paxton, no.
Sir, Cam, and Deer, think of it in the subs.
Saturn, Franco, think of it in the subs.
Babe, there's only think of it in the subs,
and think of it in the thousands of minutes.
Have you put in a minute, graduated basic training?
Thank you for your service. Infantry, I'm glad to be able to watch your content once again, been a damn year since I've been able to be in your chat. Dude, thank you.
Thank you for your service. Alright, I'm going to go P chat and then we're going to hop into games. We'll probably be able to play like two or three games today.
Explanation like schedule if you know the stream schedule, but I'll be gone for like two minutes.
All right.
I forgot about us. No, I just hadn't peed in two hours. And then chat was also pissing
me off. So I just left. So I didn't crash out.
Took a took a four minute break. So the bots and the annoying people would leave. We're
back now. Fair enough song name called what you like by Robbie Doherty.
Think of the fuzz buddies. Would you ever do a I bought chat suggested tick-tock products? Yeah, probably
I just don't know how people could send tick-tock product
Links and me be able to view them without having like me being able to have like a preview of them
So I don't have to scroll through fucking 9,000 suggestions or my mods and everybody else that's looking through it
Like it would just be a pain. I don't know Freddie would be able to set that up. I would definitely do that though
Niles I pause mr. CZ
Uh, and Ninja think of it as how somebody's no turn thinking of the sub but yeah next one. We're doing I
Don't know. I I might do I
Might do another product review
But honestly, I would probably run back the Amazon one instead of doing a tech talk one just because I think the products would be better
And more fun, but yeah Thursday. We're doing the unconventional gambling methods like
We're opening like as an example all of these which has a 1 and 24 chance of being a diamond
We're doing 10 of the gold bars five of the money sobs three the the fucking uh
The bath bombs were open at a bunch of these
On thursday that'll just be like a short fun video. It'll probably be like 10 minutes
for the YouTube. It might take me like an hour to break through everything just because it's
fucking you know hard blocks of stuff but yeah after that then I'm probably doing a full menu
review of Long John Silver's which is the only fish based fast food restaurant so that would be fun
well not fun it'll probably suck but everybody always raves about how good Long John Silver's
is that when they go, so we're probably going to do that.
And then also, this fall, I'm probably
going to take like, it would probably
be like September or October.
I'm going to take like three days off.
And I'm going to do a video where I gamble at every casino
in Atlantic City.
And it'd be like gambling, the video would
be gambling at every casino in Atlantic City.
And then I would probably run it back for Vegas.
How many casinos are in Vegas?
Like main casinos.
150. Okay, that might not be possible. Atlantic City has like 10 casinos. Yeah, I don't know
if I could get about 150 casinos. Maybe the main ones, I'd be like, I'd get one of the
biggest casinos in Atlantic City. Or not in Atlantic City, Vegas. AC, you could just do
every casino though be thinking of the three uh any horror games in the near future i yeah but i
i can't really tell you which i mean we're about to play a psychological horror right now
otherwise you'll see uh drinking especially get the subspray thank you for the raid bro melia and
mr. have the sub l positive niles thank you for the sub booty for the three um and becca thank you
for the three uh i have had time in the corner and i regret my sinful actions defus apologies
You're good. I just timed you out because you were spamming. I'm not like mad.
I was pissed off at chat a little bit, but I I try not to crash out at chat as much just because
it literally does nothing and it just makes me feel worse. So that's why I just like got up and
laughed for four minutes. I'll just do that now. That'll be the more norm, I guess. Z think of the
five. You seem grumpy one P today. I'm not grumpy. Can I give you a virtual kissy to
cheer you up? No, I think I'll pass. Boss, thank you for the stuff. Thank you. All right,
chat. Here's what we're about to do. We're hopping into a horror game right now called
seven days to think about it. It's like half horror, half not. I don't really know how
scary this game is going to be. Then we're going to play a mini game game called salamander
county public television, which we probably won't beat, but we'll play a bit of. And then
We're going to round it off with Birds of War, which
is a game that was originally a concept of AI
that somebody created into an actual game.
It was like a mean game of a bird game battle royale.
And then somebody was like, oh, I'll actually make that.
So we'll round off stream with that.
So we've got two or three games we'll
be able to get through, surely.
Tomorrow, I'm going live at one or two.
I don't know if we're doing random games first
or if it's just the Brogy Bro, but we're also
doing a Brogy Bro with Yu-Gi, Best of Seven,
Don't know what games we're playing.
Don't know when we're doing it.
Wednesday, we're doing a 4v4, bro.
V-Bro, I'll be live at one or two.
That'll probably be the whole stream,
just because it's like straight up eight people.
We're going to be doing a full squad day.
Me, Sneak, Zuccy, Chris versus the pretty cool guys.
Thursday, unconventional gambling methods reacts.
31st, Friday, not live.
First, second, Saturday, Sunday.
Co-streaming, streamer games, vlogging.
Just the trip in general in streamer games.
I'll be reacting to my events when I get back.
Other vlog, blah, blah, blah.
3rd through 6th, 4 days not live doing a collab
with another YouTuber.
Can't say what.
You'll see what it is, though, soon.
And then also just continuing the blog in LA.
And then I'll be back the 7th to the 14th straight every day.
And then I'm gone three days, back three days, gone four days.
Then we're back, rest of the summer, into the school year
slash work year, I guess.
Drew, boss instead of taking this up.
But yeah, I'll read these two bettonos.
Please don't send any more bets right now, though.
I'm just thinking of the three.
First I came to the stream,
would you ever play Omori?
No.
I sent it in the Discord, it would be fun.
I know you mentioned another team,
I don't remember the answer to Omori,
it's the great streaming game,
but it's still a good game.
Yeah, it's just a really bad stream game.
I know it's fun though.
Skeddy thinking of the three.
I was at the beach, I went to the liquor store,
stumbled upon baby kegs.
Naturally, I bought one, went to the beach, played soccer.
One story short, I drank half a baby keg of Doseki's,
and naturally found my want face down in the sand
for two hours.
Did you black out?
Tuk's thinking of the three.
Many chits here in the mood for a longer playthrough soon.
Dredge is coming up your alley.
I'm probably not going to play Dredge.
But isn't that supposed to be like a fun fishing game?
Maybe.
It's like a fishing horror.
Come to Chicago, no.
Cal, take it for a three.
Gabe, literal, and see you say, give it a sub.
Next game, I said in August, more likely September,
because August, I'm kind of all over the place
and I have a lot of time off.
September, we're doing a playthrough of some game.
It's either going to be Visage, Life is Strange,
or Outlast 2.
October, I would love to do God of War or something
around there, maybe GTA 5.
November, GTA 6 drops.
So at some point, I'm doing GTA 5, probably in October,
honestly.
Probably in October.
OK, this is what we're going to do.
September, I'm doing one of those three games.
Honestly, four games.
I'll either do God of War, Life is Strange,
Outlast 2, Visage.
Honestly, I probably could just rip Outlast 2
and then run either Visage, Life is Strange, or God of War
because Outlast 2 will probably be what?
Two full streams, three full streams.
How long is Outlast 2?
Like nine hours, seven hours, yeah.
We'll be Outlast 2 in two streams.
So September, I'll do Outlast 2
and then also we'll either do God of War or Life is Strange
And then October, we'll do GTA 5 story mode
and a bunch of horror games for Halloween-y time.
And then November, GTA 6 drops.
But that's late November.
So yeah, there will be playthroughs.
It's just like summer.
I'm kind of all over the place.
It's kind of hard to commit to doing a long game,
just because I've cut back streaming-wise as well.
So last July, I streamed 145 hours.
This July, I'm streaming 92, 94.
So it's 40 hours, 50 hours difference.
Jay Alex Xtreme, Chip Life Gabe, and Chip Thinkin' This Up.
I also think I played two different Mafia games last July,
which is like 20 hours, 24 hours cumulatively.
Quantum Break, that game sucks.
I played that shit.
All right, seven days to think about it.
Mods, can we change game category?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let me open this up.
We gotta hop into the games.
God of War would be fire, though, or Life of Strange.
I think both games would be really good.
I know they're both, like, highly reviewed OG games, ones, like, fighting lots more story
than still.
I did promise I would play Life of Strange prior to God of War.
I promised I'd play Life of Strange, like, six months ago, and I never did.
So I think I need to play that at some point.
You're lava lamp? Yes, lava lamp.
I'm gonna go on a bottom.
First lava lamp. I love this music already.
Oh, this game's gonna be the bitrate killer, holy fuck.
What cow what cow pixelated this game is?
Wake up seven days to think about it. I just turned on the music. I feel like everything else is fine
Seven days to think about it. I don't know how scary this game is. I hope it's not that scary
Seven days to think about it
After five long years. Oh shit, I don't have chat open
Well, we'll welcome you guys back
After five long years, I finally graduated six months ago.
What do you get held back for a year?
Since then, nothing's really changed.
Every opportunity feels out of reach.
How much more effort do I have to put in to reach my goals?
I feel like I'm making no progress at all.
I feel completely stuck.
On top of that, the weight of expectations and the constant over-thinking only makes things worse.
Right now, I'm working on my personal project while looking for a job.
I'm dedicating every possible minute to it. I know that somehow, one way or another, I'll reach my goal.
But every day feels heavier. Others are making... are moving forward while I'm still standing still.
I can't let myself lose motivation completely. I have to keep going until I get what I want.
Recently, it's been over a week since I last left the house. Holy shit. It's a 1,000 week.
I'm completely focused on my project.
I'm starting a roadblock server. It's kind of like growing a garden, but instead of growing plants, you grow brain rots.
It's different from stealing a brain rot because instead of stealing brain rot, you're like growing toon-toon-toon sour.
It's super fun.
I'm starting to commit to myself and everything unrelated to work is just a waste of time.
This is becoming unhealthy.
Right now I'm lying on my bed taking a break.
But I wonder, is it okay to stop and take a break?
I don't know.
What?
A notification on my computer.
Maybe.
I should go see what it is.
This is going to be a weird ass fucking game.
I already should tell you it's going to be a weird ass game.
Oh fuck, what the hell am I looking at?
WASD crouch and pause?
Okay.
These are my posters.
Wait, I should check the notification on my computer.
My friend messaged me in the group chat.
Hey, do you want to hang out?
It's been a long time since we last talked.
We think it's time to take a break.
We're waiting for you.
I still have work to do, but maybe going going out for a bit won't hurt anyone, right?
It won't how long how long of a break would would really hurt my aspirations become a league of legends top lane pro
Let's go
Surely surely my Darius main can wait
No need to change clothes right now have I showered
I'm just going outside. Okay. They have a strange shape, but they're useful
Who else lives with me it won't budge, but why oh my god, what the fuck? What?
What's happening?
Sky's suddenly turned dark. I think I'm trapped in my own game. I'm developing
My apartment's very... er, in a lively city. I like the atmosphere.
What the fuck? I don't need a shower right now.
I've been stench-maxing. I have to meet up with my friends.
What day is it?
I really like this painting. Makes me feel better.
Some books here. I still haven't read them.
My calendar. It helps me keep track of the days.
I can't read bits right now. Dub, think of it as 3, I'm sorry bro.
Mosh, Milo, and Coco, think of it as 3, please don't send bits right now.
Bob, think of it as 3.
Ram, Big, Swim, and Boss, think of it as 3.
Bob and Ken, think of it as 3. Jay and Alex, think of it as 3.
Please do not send bits right now, I cannot read them.
My calendar helps me keep track of the days. Lately I've been losing track of time.
OOF!
Is that a dead fucking body on my table?
What's going on?
It's a dream, right?
I need to get out right now. Well, I kind of want to see what's going on here.
You okay there, bud?
Oh!
Am I, like, harvesting organs for money or something? Who is this dead guy on my table?
And why is there an eyeball plant?
What the hell is that? Am I imagining things?
What the hell? What happened to my fridge?
Oh, it actually lets me leave.
The fuck?
I thought I wanted to be able to leave.
Where am I?
It's all dark.
Truth?
Why is it locked up?
It's just a light switch.
Who is this person?
Ah!
You've finally arrived.
What's up?
Who are you?
What are you doing in my house?
Oh, no. I'm losing my mind.
Calm down. Everything's under control.
Listen to me. Don't panic.
Easy for you to say. You have no idea what I saw.
My own home.
There were... bodies.
Everyone loses control sometimes.
But if you look around carefully, you'll see there's nothing to worry about.
What are you talking about?
I need to leave. My friends are waiting for me.
At this rate, I'll be late. I need to move.
That's what we're worried about. You're the dead body in your fucking house.
Where's the exit?
The exit, too.
Where?
What?
I just want to meet my friends. Nothing more.
You really sure about that?
Sure about what? If you're seeing strange things in your own home
How do you expect to face the outside world?
Hi
Not there
I'll definitely ask you. How's the job on coming?
How's your new project coming along?
All that pressure
How will you manage that?
Is he supposed to be like an embodiment of my anxiety or something?
Maybe you're right. Maybe, maybe I can take about it a bit longer. There's no rush to go out.
This motherfucker ain't working on his project. He's solo-cuing A-RAM for fucking nine hours and doing maybe ten minutes of work per day,
applying to one job on LinkedIn with the same copy-paste fucking portfolio that he's used for the last six months.
This guy's a bum!
I suggest you keep your mind occupied, the VHS tape, insert it in the recorder.
Now!
I swear to God, if this is like Gore or some weird shit, it's gonna be Gore, it's gonna
be Gore, it's gonna be a pig all the way.
Oh God, please don't be Gore.
Done.
Is this a flower?
What the fuck?
Good job.
Simple, wasn't it?
Now I'll answer these questions.
Yes, this is a flower.
Who am I? You remember.
Why do I have to do all this?
What's the meaning behind these images? Can you explain it to me?
Later.
Let's see if you can answer this question.
Is this a fridge?
No, that's a bicycle.
Where am I? Memory, done.
Pause! Pause! Pause! Now tell me if you remember this.
Do you remember? What? Is that my room? Oh, is that my room? How do you have this photo?
Have you ever filled your mind in complete chaos? And at some point feel like you couldn't take it anymore.
But you couldn't keep it all inside
So you project it all outside as if your confusion bleeds into reality. This just feels like schizophrenia
That's that is this is what this is this is just what's happening right now
This is like I feel like I'm full-on fucking
hallucinating things that aren't real I
Don't know what's happening to me lately
Yes, maybe you're right. Maybe I need to clear my head before going out.
I feel like even my house is changing. It's reflecting my confusion.
Maybe I'm an alcoholic that hasn't been getting enough sleep so my dreams are bleeding into reality.
Good. Proceed.
Well, I do remember this, yeah.
Yeah.
Perfect.
I figured it out.
You.
You're part of all these hallucinations, aren't you?
I've never seen you before. You don't exist.
Listen to me.
You need to focus.
You have to cut off your balls.
It's the only way out of the house.
Your balls are anchors from reality.
The second you cut off your nuts, now you'll be free.
You have to cook them like they're like the Rocky Mountain Lakers.
You have to do it.
Cut off your balls.
No, sorry.
You have to separate what makes you... wait, you have to separate what you see.
Sorry.
You have to separate what you see from what you feel once you start through the confusion.
Maybe the outside world will feel less frightening.
If I had more time.
One more time to think things through. Maybe I wouldn't feel so stuck.
The outside world moves so fast. I've just had a few more days.
Another month? No, wait! I just need one week. That's all I ask.
Seven more days, you say? What's the name of the game?
It's actually what I've always wanted to hear you say.
Oh, what I've always heard you say. What?
Never mind. Come back here every day for seven days.
Memorize what you see. Analyze. Pay attention.
Focus when you're at home. Oh, is this like an anomaly game?
You have to surf from here. We'll talk to you again.
This guy seems off.
He's strange, but he's not completely wrong.
After all, he's not like having a rush to go out, right?
You'd be better to think about it.
And besides, he seems to know more than he lets on. I can play along with this game for now.
He's inconsistent like head, you fucking idiot.
Oh my god, this guy's a fucking jackass.
Oh, he knows more than he's letting on. He's in my own brain! He only knows what I know!
What the fuck?
I said I need to memorize what I see, and he'll ask me questions. Do you remember?
I have to do this for seven days. I know he's hiding something. What exactly?
Probably knows how to get me out of here. Let's give it a try.
Okay?
Ah!
Seaton symbol on the ground, fish painting, fish tank on the ground,
some sort of axe in the wall, eyeballs, breath,
nothing out of the ordinary in the closet.
Mirror... Ah!
Mirror doesn't exist, thatch up scare made my nipples hard, boss.
broken window
There's a cage something inside of it. No
There's eyeballs in the toilet, okay
pain
Polaroids on the wall and
Hands out here to shake my hand
painting tree one of seven
That guy
Broken table, WWE accident, sticky notes, just blocks of cheese, blocks of cheese in the refrigerator.
Poor ghoul. And a dick in- is that a penis? Oh, I thought it was more.
No, it's a piece of chocolate cake in the oven on a plate.
Dead guy with Jew folks. And I don't know what those were.
Do I remember the window?
Please, look at the image and answer the question.
I don't remember a window.
Like a base window?
Wait, actually it was out to my right.
It was right by the boxes.
But the boxes were in front of it, so no.
I think I fucked up.
I think I fucked up.
Yeah, it was behind me.
Oh wait, no, it's a suit, stop it.
I was right, I was right.
And I got it right.
Oh, a noose.
A shadow realm in the closet.
Stack of books in a regular window, broken upside-down bed,
fifth painting, some sort of anime person singing.
Regular, bunch of cats, little kitties.
Ah!
Oh, new hospital bed.
Am I in a coma?
It's none of this real.
80 beats per minute, creepy lady in the shower.
We're going to close that door.
Broken. No escape. Can I jump out of the window? Two of seven. Key equals X. Three cartons of milk in a block of cheese. A block of cheese in three cartons of milk. A heart beating, a living heart.
I think I got everything memorized.
The window was open, this doesn't look, I mean it was bloody down so I was gonna ask.
Correct.
Okay, so the last one I got wrong.
The last one I got wrong.
Do you share this passion too, what a coincidence.
I like them, they're so nostalgic.
Enough talk, five days to go.
Wait, so do I fucking die
because I messed up that first one?
Bloody boxes.
Splater on the wall.
Fish tank, venus, broken paintings.
Teddy bear that follows me.
Regular baller, I don't like that noise
that it's making, I'm gonna leave that.
Thank you very much.
Ah, can't print on the window.
A claw coming out of the shower in blood on the floor.
A lot of toilet paper, extra, just in case.
A shrine for some woman with the cat still there, painting on the ground three leaves and a plant on the floor, a Ouija board, on the wall, no hope, a TV, a multiple cartons of milk, please, and a key, a key of fortune.
Let's just echo into this specific room over here.
It's locked, but why?
What does that key do for me?
Did that open something up?
Oh, these are boarded out.
The Meat Man's trapped in a cage.
Awesome!
Awesome. Really weird. Really weird.
Missing call XXX.
Watching you? I thought it said no hope.
The other door? I already tried this door, but I still grabbed the key.
Oh, key check. I forget to key every day. Okay.
That, yeah. What do you mean? Oh, preserve memory. I found a key.
I've removed one of the locks.
Shit! Thanks, boss.
What a fucking guy.
Oh...
It won't budge, but why?
He said he removed one of the locks.
Oh, one of the locks!
One of the locks on the light switch!
Oh my god, wait, so do I have to find the key every day?
Another key?
Oh my god, wait, so I might have to full reset.
Because I don't have enough of the locks unlocked.
Alright, remember, juice, empty closet, paper scattered everywhere, fish painting, get a
real job, okay?
So they're calling me unemployed.
Some sort of homunculus creature that lives in the bathroom with us now.
Living in some sort of brick and wordy bath. Perfectly fine. A face.
Another dead guy and a tree. Tilted painting. Please don't hurt me.
DVDs in the refrigerator. Full, take it to the five gift-its.
And the meat boiling, as per usual.
Oh, fuck off. I don't remember that. Do you guys remember a knife? On the bedside table.
I would say no.
I found a key.
So I have to find a key every time, didn't you think you could find a gift, it's a lot
everywhere.
I-
The bed is chained down, the wall is staring at me, everything staring at me now that I'm
about it. Okay, and on the wall, regular training, another eyeball, mod of eyeballs here. Mod
of eyeballs here. Caution, is it dangerous to get too close to? Well, it moves. We have
That guy again, still looking for the key, we can't leave without it.
Oh.
Oh.
It was by the cheese.
How's homie all the way up here?
Dude, we're on like the 30th floor, man.
Come on.
Now, y'all see the key?
It's in the bathroom.
I was going to say it probably is in the bathroom, but I don't think it is.
Yeah, I doubt they'd put it in the same spot.
Sink next to the cheese.
Nope.
I'm not seeing that.
Dude, is there always a key though?
Like sometimes there might not be a key.
But on day five of seven, I would have had to find
all seven keys to escape.
Oh, it's the last of the sink.
Oh, the bathroom sink.
Oh my god, it's on the ground.
I would have never fucking found that shit.
Alright, remember everything that was in there?
I feel like you're gonna end here long enough I'm gonna remember.
No, that wasn't there.
Wait!
Does that mean do I remember it in general or is it there today?
Okay, it wasn't there today.
There's still four more locks, but only two days left.
I'm gonna fucking die.
Spider wall.
There's no door on the...
Oh, there's a ship on a real excuse and a safe covered in blood.
I don't know what that noise even was.
Pretty regular tamed bathroom this time, honestly.
Mirror's not there.
Hands are.
The electrical box is shattered.
I see guys staring stuff in the wall.
What is that?
A key?
Got it.
Take a meeting card.
I feel like that's easy. Go back to the locked door. It's still gonna be locked.
Oh my god, are you fucking serious?
I have to stare at the ceiling? Was there a fucking ceiling light?
No.
Yeah?
Oh my god, I have no idea. I didn't look at the ceiling.
I didn't know I had to look at the ceiling.
Nose of rope.
Wait, so have I been getting it wrong when it's not saying correct?
Which I can't tell. I didn't know if I'm doing good or not.
Which is there's no- this is the last step.
Is it not?
Oh fuck no.
We'll torture chamber in the closet there.
Regular, creepy painting.
Still locked by getting to all the unlocks.
Normal.
An image of the hall that we're in.
This is creepy.
Three cartons of milk.
Nothing in the oven.
It's a regular Camel 2.
Oh my god.
On the right, I remember there being the hand.
Was this, was the cat painting here?
I was gonna say yeah.
No, it couldn't be any clearer.
Let's stop for a moment.
Doing it this way will only make you more confused.
Go back one day, you'll also lose the key you just collected.
Let's try again.
Fuck!
Oh, is this the same as the day before?
I feel like I remember this.
Wow, that was the first time I got it wrong. Oh no, this is different.
Dude, it's hard to remember because it repeats some stuff and it doesn't others.
So I'm sitting here like just scrambling to fucking look for stuff.
It's as key as yes, I have the key.
Yes.
Good.
What? What does that mean? I can't believe I've always lived here. Everything I see is terrifying.
My mind can no longer contain it all. It starts rejecting outside. One day to go.
There's still three more keys left, though. Fuck. What do I do?
Regular door, teddy bear, eyeballs under, axe, knife, on the kitchen side table.
Regular closet.
Oh!
Never seen that figure from heading there before.
Cage bathroom, we got a shrine, blood on the wall.
Dude, stairs at me.
Cheating you, pussy. Nothing. That's what I thought.
Watching you.
Empty fridge.
Stick in the corner.
Oh my god, was the cake in the fucking oven?
No.
I found a key.
I removed one of the locks.
Wasn't that last day?
Oh, I just have to keep going until I fucking get it.
I forgot where I put the key, I feel a weight in my stomach, better get some fresh air.
Oh my god, am I just going outside?
Game normal?
I have to run this back and get the key to fucking figure out what's in there, dude.
Oh, you're lying, this is a regular ass day.
What?
Reached the good ending?
Just as I thought. There's no one here.
Seems like seven days have really gone by.
I knew it. I have to go. I have to do everything on my own.
I can only count on myself. I'm out of this house.
Time to get some fresh air. I'll take a walk and then get back to work.
Good ending? That's... find the hidden keys in each day.
I need to do that. I need to do that. I need to do that. I need to do that. I need to do that. I need to do that.
Continue after intro.
What everywhere speedrun speedrun speedrun speedrun chat memorize memorize memorize memorize
There's the key on the shrine on the shrine. You're fucking go W chatter
Holy shit. Give me an easy ball. Give me an easy ball. Do I remember that? No, that was
Preserve memory unlock one of the locks day one done
Next to me. News. Tagging down. Regular closet. Cassette tape acts through the fucking computer. Shattered glass. Bunch of photos. Caged bathroom in the shower. Bunch of toilet paper. Empty bathroom. Creepy man in the corner.
Aventure, milk carton, uh, cassette cart, meat and sink, we have a purse on the ground, missing poster.
Where's the key?
Up in the corner, beef dead, easy.
Memorize, memorize, memorize, cannot fail, we cannot fail.
Do I remember that in the corner?
This is in the kitchen.
I would say you have that trash can in there.
Nobody behind. Really ominous, creepy music. Computer closed.
Fish tank on the floor. Regular closet.
get out of the classroom floor, we have the hands there, eyeballs, hospital bed, power
outage. Key and empty fridge. Regular plates, cage, cake. Good. Empty fridge, yes. Oh my
god, we are so fucking hot. Four more keys. Four more keys. Four more keys. That's...
Oh my god, sorry. That happened three times. Why have I got scared every time?
He already there.
Death trap closet, knife in the drawer.
Regular, regular, broken drawer.
Triangular carpet, bunch of soap in the toilet,
empty shower, painting on the ground,
dead guy in the corner, and they never throw you those.
They're too easy, though.
Uhhhhhhh, what else?
Kind of like a bunch of nothingness.
Broken table, dead guy.
Yes. Easy. Super fun and easy. Next three more.
Guy bang on the ground. Safe. Open closet. No windows. A table under a table under a table under a table.
Spider. Blood hand print. Shrine. Micky pain anger. Hands. Micky woman.
meat, tea, meat toilet, eyeball, noctua for painting, dead shit in the fucking fridge.
Stick on the ground, nothing in the fucking oven.
Die.
Save, yes.
Two more keys.
Two more keys.
Okay, I am actually in a fucking flow state right now.
I am in full Wu Wei.
Creepy guy there again.
of the double shrine creepy painting.
Here with eyeballs, Teddy bear singing to me.
Happy birthday creepy guy running at me,
Duke staring at me, Polaroid.
Polaroid's another creepy image.
Okay, hand on the ground, soap, close toilet seat.
Painting of the room that we're in,
blood and a guy hanging there.
Lots of cheese, lots of cheese in the fridge everybody.
We have a key.
We're caking the fridge. We're caking the oven.
No escape sign. That was not there.
That was not there.
Remove one of the locks. One more lock. Final day.
Final day. Final day. Let the fucking go.
Bloody boxes.
Bloody boxes.
A noose teddy bear painting.
No doors on the closet.
Shrine, no drawer.
Regular window.
Toilet paper.
Regular painting, okay, that's how.
Three cartons of milk and a block of cheese.
Beat man in the cell under the drawer, got it.
Now, I'm so gouted. I'm so fucking gouted. This should be the last key. I've removed all the locks.
I followed your advice, but you're hiding something from me. You know how to get me out of here, don't you?
The switch. Is that the answer to all this?
As I said before, only you can take the final step.
I've had enough!
Wait, where did you go?
I shouldn't have reacted like this.
Hey!
No, wait, this mirror.
He moved it and then left.
He kept me locked in here for seven days.
He owes me an explanation.
He must have left.
He's got to be somewhere in my house.
These tapes, this recorder.
One of my hobbies is collecting my memories on VHS tapes.
Oh God, no!
I can't believe it. I need to check my house now.
What?
I'm here. Here.
The VHS recorder. The tapes. No!
Now I remember. This is the storage room.
I used to lock the door without thinking.
Even the key lying around the house.
The storage room, the VHS tapes, everything as hard as it should be.
But then, everything I saw,
I saw. Did I imagine all of it? How's that possible?
It was also vivid to real. My house was different. It changed every day.
Don't tell me that, maybe. I altered reality with the illusion that I had challenges to overcome.
I created my own problems, now they turned against me.
I tried to protect myself from nothing. Nothing to remember. Nothing to really ever think.
It was just a very simple decision. I just kept thinking and thinking.
I tended to overcomplicate things when in reality it's incredibly simple.
Well, I would be able to stop or at least learn to live with it.
Oh no, the meeting with my friends! Bro, that was a week ago!
Who am I kidding?
Seven days have passed. I made them late seven days because of my constant ever thinking.
No way they're still waiting for me. It's worth trying. After all, they're still my friends.
Hello, computer!
My friend's message's still here.
Why does it say receive seven minutes ago? How strange.
Bro, did I experience that all that in seven minutes? Was I fucking tripping on salvia?
What the fuck?
What?
Use the stairs?
The table, I used to read magazines while waiting for receptionists to hear like before.
This receptionist isn't here, it's fine, I'll say hi later.
Guys, I'm sorry. You waited so long, and you're still here?
And for seven days still here, how's that possible?
Seven days are you crazy? We've only been here seven minutes.
Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?
Seven minutes? Are you serious? You said that? No!
I remember seven days. This guy sucks. This guy fucking sucks.
What are you talking about? Come on. Let's go for a walk.
Yeah, sure. Let's go.
This guy's like serious mental problems.
That's the true good ending. My friends waited for me. I thought I was trapped in a fucking death loop for seven days
I walk outside it's seven minutes
What the fuck
That was a good game now. It was fun really weird really really weird
All right, I got a pee real quick
Can we run a poll on whether or not we run Salamander County Public Television or Birds of War next the dude Skittles
I love the un
Keo pink doc Kate thick Vinnie for the five gifts is cold to the five gift is done at Liam all wake Wolf Enzo
Snake and GN thinking of itself. Don't think of it. Three. I
Wanted a project from the spam district of viewers. I
You're very entertaining seeing random say weird shit to rage base disgusting. Dude. You're good
They think of the three my grandma passed away from cancer recently after cancer in the chat and rip in the chat
I'm sorry for your loss. I got a job now working on it. I would say thank you
I mean, I'm glad I'm able to help,
but I'm genuinely sorry for your loss.
Fuck cancer in the chat, that's terrible, genuinely.
I hope you're okay.
I hope you and your family are all right.
I'm sorry that you're going through that.
Oh, you give a fly.
Let's do as early as possible.
Would you do like 130 EST?
My mother saying ways was in chat
Oh my god, he was he said my type of music, or this is the fucking best type of music
Let me play some let me play some actual heat
Let me play some actual heat for you guys some fucking aura music
Could we run a poll Jimmy down
Oh
We're back
Sorry and steal the sub lucid think of it in thousand days
What's trying to get from Chipotle?
Moz and coal for the sub I love in the unknown take of the sub Lynn the dude ice eat and keo think of the sub pink doc
X vision thick the Vinnie take a bit of five gifts as well
Bro, I don't know but now you're making me want to get Chipotle
Holy
What a fucking play that is
I can turn the light back on, we're done horror games.
Yeah, what are we doing next?
We might not, we might have to save the other,
yeah, we might have to save Salamander County Public Television
for tomorrow, or whenever we have time this week.
But we're definitely gonna rip birds of war.
Fortnite, I'm not running Fortnite right now.
Ah.
Yeah, hold up, let me,
Hold up, let me order this real quick, guys.
Thanks, thanks.
Let me order this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, yeah,
that'll be good, okay, thank you.
And all right, there we go.
All right, let's go.
Cold take for the five gifts,
it's a pun and Twizy take it for the sub.
CS cases, fuck no, we're about to play Birds of War.
Let's fucking go dude walk in
Birds of war just dropped. This is the biggest game of the year
Ranny saying the five
Today's my friend Edith's birthday. Have you birthday Edith? Oh, it's updating
It's updating
This game's gonna be a Bitcoin miner. Look at this shit. Birds of War.
Heightwinds fights attack from above then dive away before enemies hurt you.
Oh god this game looks terrible.
Oh god.
The UI. Birds of War. For those of you that don't know there's been memes for like a year
about a game called Birds of War that didn't actually exist.
Now somebody finally actually made the game, so we're gonna play it today.
Whether or not it's absolute sloth garbage, we're about to find out.
I gotta change all of my settings, though.
Field of view update.
Epic graphics, motion blur off already. Holy cinema wave.
Music turn that shit down
It's bird game three now. It's basically bird game, but it's birds of war. There's audio
Or there's there's fucking there's like game chat microphone device
Oh, Jesus.
Streamer mode on. I don't know what that does.
Wait, can we please rewind so I could hear that game again? The fucking audio just went birds of war.
Don't know any rules. Do you just hop into a game? Should I play the tutorial of birds of war? Why not?
Be a hummingbird right then private. Oh, I'll be your instructor today
Listen carefully to what I say. You'll need it
You're flying crow today. Follow the marker
Okay, so it's W. It's like flying a plane now
Press the up button to move up at the down button to move down. This is how you control your verticality
Yeah, we're starting out the tutorial with how to move. I think I'm okay. You don't need to play the tutorial you probably should
No, I think I'm okay. We're gonna get into a quick match is my name. Hey Carter
birds both
Birds of war
Oh my god, I'm in a game
I'm on, I'm on Storm Claw. Is this a 3D, 3D, 3 game?
Oh, it's not a battle royale.
Battle commences in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I don't know what any of my abilities are.
Oh my god, Bill Brady.
1. On your marks, lads.
Okay, snap to lock onto the nearest enemy with T.
Barrel Roll is shift. Pick up an egg.
To carry it to your nest is F. Takeoff and fly space.
C is Pinot Wiel. Light mouse button charged.
Heck, he was cloaked, vanished from sight.
Where the fuck do I need to go?
Oh my god, holy shit, I'm fast.
Oh my god, an egg.
So all we have to do is capture eggs.
Where do I bring my egg?
Oh, to my nest.
So is this just like capture the flag?
Eggs captured.
Am I dead?
I don't know where they are.
I don't I don't know where the other team it other stock pilings are okay. I see them. I see them
Wait, I'm real stealthy on his ass right now. He has no idea
How do I fucking pack?
kill his ass, kill his ass, kill his ass
Kill his ass. Are you unable to kill opponents?
What do any of my abilities do? I'm like useless
I did I peck him? This is fucking horrible. Your ass? Whoa, I mean at this point all I
should do is just collect eggs. Oh my god, they're actually attacking me. This is why
you should have played the tutorial. Okay, well fuck you.
heavy bleed damage. I'm gonna just run right into another fucker dude. Hold up.
Enemies making a comeback. Don't let them.
I'm straight up dive bombing these fuckers.
Dude, I need to wait seven seconds again for that. I'm cloaking. They don't see me.
Real quick. Hold up. Charge attack.
Oh my god, I just hit that motherfucker so hard. He's taking bleed damage.
Bailey's gonna die. Bailey's gonna die. Hit him again. Hit him again.
Go attack! ATTACK!
I'm a streak! Shut them down!
Yo, can I change characters?
Oh my god, wait.
Be a hummingbird?
Uh, buddy, you're not taking my egg. I can tell you that right now.
This motherfucker's hummingbird, I can see him by speed.
I
All right, so I just drowned be a shoebill
Next year rush long range dash
Fuck it up. Oh
Dude the hummingbirds definitely the play here bro
Wait, look look look look look enemy match point. I'm gonna fuck. I'm learning how to play this game right now
I'm so quick. Where are they? I attack like that.
You're telling me the hummingbird's not OP as fuck! Why is everybody playing the crow?
Fuck the crow! That's the craziest move I've ever seen in my entire life, bro.
Oh my god, hummingbird's CRAPED!
Hummingbird's CRAPED! His Q is like fucking, uh...
Like Star Ward and Marvel Rivals. Dude, I'm actually about to get a 5k.
I just killed somebody. I had to have just killed somebody. I'm shielding.
I'm shielding.
Bro, I'm literally, I can like, why the-
I-
Oh, we have zero points. Alright, team, let's lock in. Let's get some aggs.
Alright, team, let's get some aggs. I'll focus up. I'll actually start playing objectives.
We have zero eggs.
How do I get that?
Oh, that's Caleb.
Wait, this guy's on my team.
Dude, we have to go steal their eggs, Caleb.
Let's go.
Yo, can you guys hear me?
On my team?
Coms?
Coms?
Hold up.
Go on.
I'm going to go back down.
Fucking dork.
Fucking dork idiot.
And now I skills that.
You got their egg.
Now get it home.
I have an egg.
We go, we go, we go, we go quick, we go quick.
They're chasing, they're chasing, they're chasing.
What?
Taken out by enemies, making it come back.
Bro, that's the thing is I'm a glass cannon.
I'm a glass cannon as a hummingbird.
I'm a glass cannon as a hummingbird, I have 125 health.
We have one egg right now.
We gotta steal from Iron Beak.
Oh, look at this fucking idiot.
Ex-secure.
What is that fuck?
How did I?
Oh wait, I'm not dead.
I just stunned myself.
All right, let's go.
Yo, let's, dude, yo, yo, Brady.
Yo, Brady, let's pull up.
We gotta go get some eggs then.
No, Dallas, Dallas, I'm not having this coming now.
I'm letting you know right now. You're not hummingbird dipping me.
And now I steal your egg because you're a pussy.
Thank you.
Thanks for the egg, fucker.
Bye.
See ya!
See ya!
Attack.
Fuck. I just knocked myself clean out.
Oh, I'm back up.
He's gonna take the egg.
What an idiot.
Idiot! Yeah, bring that shit back, Owen Cleps!
Bring that shit back, Owen Cleps! Try!
Try!
Try and bring that shit back, dickhead!
Wait...
You've caught their egg! Now, the enemy has our egg! Bring them down!
Oh, I'm ripping this back and it'll drop...
HELP!
I threw the egg. I threw the egg. I threw the egg.
You have to- you have to ditch the egg to fight time.
Oh my god, I just clicked in. Holy shit, I just clicked the fuck out of him. Wait.
Oh my god, there's full-on aerial warfare going on. Where is he? Where is he? Locking job? Locking?
Bro, it's half me fucking loser. I'm taking the egg. No way Riley clicks just ran away.
We could still win. We have a minute. We have a minute. It's three. It's three to seven.
I don't know where Iron Beach is and how they just have seven eggs all the time.
Like where- bro, somebody kill One-Clust.
I don't know if you should make it a comeback.
Kill One-Clust!
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.
He dies for this. He dies for this.
One egg for winning!
What does this do? What does my left foot do?
Is that how you also attack, bro? I don't understand this game.
There's a million buttons.
in but plays a Kiwi. Bro, you don't unlock Eagle to level 13, you can go level 5. Your
skins, pigeons, pigeons, crap. This game's so bad, bro. No, it's not. What are you talking about?
It's just a team diff, man. It was my first game.
I
Didn't even level up
Bro, I had a level 25 on my team and we still oh wait no, I didn't they had a level 25
Bro, that's actually a team death that is so unfair
That is so unfair I had that is so unfair level 25 choose player icons, but I don't care
Get me back in there plus T to lock on oh, yeah
Okay, what bird should I start out with? You think pigeons good? I feel like shoebills have to raise me.
We got a lot of hummingbird mains here.
I don't want to vote skip on forest. I've never played any of these maps. Yo, what's the best bird guys?
Be so real. My name's real Hayden.
What's up real Sam?
Yeah, anybody got Mike?
I hope Logan IRL is on my team.
This guy no likes this game.
Shebel's crazy.
Shebel's huge though.
I feel like he's an easy target.
I really want to unlock Eagle, bro.
Crow's so lame.
We got another Crow, man.
We do have an Eagle on our team.
We are not on our team in the lobby.
That looks more like a hawk, no?
Wait, I'm on the crack team!
Let's fucking go!
I'm on the team of the Lighthouse level 25.
Heal yourself in nearby enemies.
Headbutt is right mouse button.
Headbutt?
I'm so good.
I can heal myself. I'm immediately guarding to this egg.
Let's get a good cap. Let's get a good cap.
I'm holding tea it doesn't lock on for shit. He does not lock on.
What is this guy doing? Why is he avoiding me?
You don't want to pick a fight with a shoebill? Understandable?
You know, shoe bills, chat. Fun fact, fun bird fact. We'll do one fun bird fact every round.
The bird fact of this round is that shoe bills have two children, and the weaker one out competes the stronger one, and only one survives in offspring every time.
Head capture, 50 points. 50 points to Black Ring!
It turns out
Yeah, that's what I thought pussy and I get another egg fucker
You know she will really is just logging the competition
You don't really step to the shoe bill should I play defense? Oh my god. Is that a strategy as a shoe bill?
I could just be a defective team
Kill his ass
Yeah, that's what I thought he'd be he leaves he leaves he leaves get a kiwi. I don't think there is a kiwi is an option
No, I just shit on the floor
Yo fucker
I don't know what the pigeon does. I don't know what the pigeon does.
Pulse wave reveals nearby enemies for a short time, charge upon a wing clap that damages enemy knockback enemies in front of you.
Okay.
I'm bird zone arming. I'm bird zone arming. I'm bird zone arming. No birds near.
That's Isaac. He's on our team.
We're going over here. There's an egg on the ground. He's going for it.
Why am I- Hey, why it's on my team, right?
No, why it's on- Who's on my team and who is not?
He's wired on my team. No. This guy's not on my fucking team. Who is this?
And he's fucking dead. Stupid shit.
Red's my team color. Bro, is that what that question was? That made no sense.
I feel like red should just be opponents.
I'm sitting here thinking why it's on my team. So Miles is not good. Miles is an opponent.
I just knocked myself out, give me a minute.
Grab it!
Wait, WyattLive is on my team.
Did I just kill my teammate?
No, WyattGG and WyattLive.
Okay, that should not be allowed to have two people with the same exact fucking name.
WyattLive's on my team.
MilesLive is not on my team.
I'm not on my team.
and Wyatt live okay that should not be allowed to have two people with the
same exact fucking name Wyatt lives on my team miles live is not
attack oh shit I got revealed wait we gotta go back to our nest dude how are
we two to five right now and I just I'm going out here and I'm going to
fucking steal eggs man we gotta play on the offensive what kind of eggs there
are you gonna be making a comeback
I'm fighting for my flight to the death right now kill that guy kill that guy
still shit brother on the safety
try to try to try to try to try to try to show one predictions on this we win
this game we come back with three minutes I'm certain of it I'm certain of it
hummingbird maim chat I don't lose this is literally starboard storm claws 5 eggs
guess what I'm coming to take that shit with vengeance to with vengeance with
vengeance to how about that yeah come here yeah hit his ass oh my god literally
He ain't dead!
I'll have that.
Yes.
Oh my god, they took it home.
Hold up.
Bro, they're playing mad defense right now.
Now you guys are fucking playing.
That's so crazy!
Bro, stop guarding your nest.
That's fuck- Bro, we have zero.
We have zero.
We have fucking zero.
Don't let them where are where's the enemy and where's the enemy tower over here? This is their this is their nest
See look nobody's guarded up why it's here
Fucking kills
Fucking dork and take his egg you run away
Press me press me why it press me press me press me press me. I'm not having any
I just knocked myself out please be please be merciful defend the nest you clowns defend the nest we have no
I'm so fucking slow it's unreal. Why is everybody bullying my team am I getting streams night
No way this guy lives this
Literally, zero jammers.
Get the fuck!
Get him out of here, bro. They took our egg.
They took our fucking egg.
You're lying!
It's zero to five.
Zero to five on both sides.
How's that even possible?
Yo, should I get a swatch?
Should I call up some streamers to fucking deal with my version of work here?
I feel like I need a- I feel like I need to ring up some people, bro.
We're just getting gifed.
Get Crestlon.
He's doing a finesse there.
We have one egg, we have 30 seconds.
We have 30 seconds.
30 fucking seconds, are you serious?
And they took our egg.
And they took our egg.
Dude, they're just playing crazy defense.
This is like the ultimate squad.
Thought it! Take them down!
Oh, he's on my team.
Yeah, at least we finished with one egg, bro.
It's f**ked up!
We have a point to the name, man.
That's all that matters.
Bro, he has 600 most valuable bird, bro.
MBB.
Elliott has 635 points.
Oh, my God.
What was I?
What was my username?
I was like, real some shit changes every time.
Egg crate.
Wait.
You get killstreaks.
First skin, first skin, first skin.
Oh, I need to get the owl.
I have another egg.
Can I buy it?
I have another egg. Can I buy eggs? Oh my god, I can buy eggs. Stop.
Border Arts Uber Lane. Border Arts Uber Lane. How much are crates?
Oh, they call feathers.
Oh my god, this game isn't pay to win.
I can't buy it.
I can't buy, uh, oh no I can't.
I'm buy, should I buy feathers?
And he's already gambling.
Yeah, but I mean, dude, I could get, it's $21.
I could buy some, hold up.
Just a few.
Just a few crates.
I just got 3,200 feathers.
How many egg crates does that get me?
A lot.
I just bought 20 egg crates.
Bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, good shit.
Oh my god, stuntman.
Oh my god, it's four, it's four, oh my god, it's for my main, it's for a hummingbird.
Holy cinema.
Holy cinema.
Money bag, rare egg skin.
How do I do that?
Inventory?
Egg skins.
Equip.
Oh, it's just an egg with a money sign on it.
Border art.
Wait, I get a free legendary pigeon skin?
Oh, no, that's the frame.
Why shouldn't it want this money?
We gotta spam through these.
Egg skin?
We'll look through everything after.
Green Tiger.
This is so stupid I just spent money on this.
Shat on spray.
Sheet metal.
He has a little slice of pizza on his mouth.
Bro, give me a legendary hummingbird skin and I will actually freeze that.
I don't want a fucking banner dude, nobody cares about a banner.
What are you doing?
I'm gambling in bird fucking war, birds of war dude, come on, burn it.
Chain.
Wait, so now my birds just have a golden fucking chain.
Cheat metal already had that 10 feather duplicate.
Are you serious?
I spent like a hundred feathers on that.
That's not fair.
Plague doctor, that's kinda chill.
Oh my God, that's actually so chill.
Crow plague doctor?
You're being invisible is also badass.
I feel like the crow might be better than I'm getting better for.
Another bird skin, all nighter, already have it.
How am I getting that many duplicates?
Another banner, stupid as fuck.
Alright, yo.
Equipped banner we have to equip the watermelon
chains and skins
Arctic eagle equip. I don't even have the eagle yet
We got a grind to this I
Kind of would go crow I kind of want to try to grow this match
Look at these look at this no skin chud
Is this game self-explanatory? Yes, I'm a bird and I steal eggs from other people's nests and bring them to my team's nest.
Whoever has the most eggs by the end of the game wins.
I think Crow and Hummingbird are just the best, outside of the ones that you have to unlock.
Seagull is probably the most annoying bird ever.
I feel like these are all my chatters. This game has no players.
how much did this game cost like six dollars like five bucks or some shit
yo what's going on yo what's going on guys
excited for some great birds of war gameplay
yo comms
Tough crowd tough crowd
Ethan Alex Apple we gee assignment take with the three move six hours away. Can't find any job tips. I
Can't really help you there, man. I'm sorry that you're going through that
But I don't I don't know what I would say
Kiwi grape corn green hip think of it three diamond venom to the sub vaccine sharkly think of it a three
Whatever I'm upset I turn the videos on you see if so many people. Thank you. Well, I'm thought of me about help
I hope you're okay bit and drink thank you for the thousand buddies. What's the use of her a bit moving forward?
I feel like it's emotional slump what oh
Oh, I want to ask how to move forward if you're an emotional slump. I mean you just you only can take every day at a time
But you just got to work on yourself. I don't really know what you're going through
So I can't really help silent. We think of this up Rose. This is to be to be to be to
Or the other three loading in
It's me and no battle commences and five four three
Two one you have to turn off streamer mode to speak. I was it auto off
off? No way it's auto-off. I'm immediately grabbing this for the team. I might play a
little defense. Alright, man. Yeah, fucking take that. Catch it away. Yeah, come to our
ass, Miles. Come to our ass. Oh yeah, Miles, I remember you from the other game. Come here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come take it. Come take the egg, fucker. That's what
My fuck.
FUCK!
He didn't get it.
He didn't get it, he didn't get it.
He's low, he's low, he's low, he's low.
Good shit, good shit.
Great assist.
Just remember, we gotta have, we gotta have good defense here.
We gotta, we gotta have good defense.
Those are beautiful, and his, his, his, his, his, his...
Dude, I'm just gonna hard defend.
We gotta have people that attack.
I'm gonna be a hard defense for our team.
Let me defend, let me defend.
No one, go attack, go attack.
I can protect our head.
And the nest, you absolute clowns.
I'm in this, I need health, like bad, do I heal?
Oh my God, that's a fucking seagull, kill it!
Firing eggs, just kill them.
And everyone attacks my team.
Y'all are a bunch of fucking stream sniping PUSHED ITS!
Attack the other teams! Fuck!
Oh my god, I understand this is a fucking...
It's not an alive game or whatever, come on!
Oh, you guys are being so lame, man!
Like, why are we getting egg-camped right now?
We're getting nest-camped so hard, it's so unfair.
Bunch of level 1 stream snipers.
I'm getting every egg, dude.
Stop them!
Is this my teammate?
All right, we're actually kind of cooking.
Me and Nolan are doing a good job of stewing though.
Egg secure!
All right, four eggs.
Four eggs isn't bad.
Four eggs is not bad.
I'm going to play a little defense here.
Gather the surroundings.
Pigeon for Sonar would be a really good team combo
if you're in freeze.
OK, that's my teammate.
No, it's not.
No, no, Rowan just joined my team. Oh my god, it's 3D2D2.
It's the 3D2D2. It's the 3D2D2. We have a fucking team death right now.
Oh shit, no, the other people are in.
Alright, let's go.
We're going on a bit of a refund mission here.
Yeah, stop piling eggs. Stop them!
Enviz?
And I steal.
You steal their egg. Now get it home.
Alright, let's go.
Hey, over egg! Get it back!
They have our egg, but that's fine.
Okay, he took mine.
Y'all wanna fight? Y'all wanna fight?
I'm letting you know you're gonna die for it.
Defend the nest, you absolute clowns!
Okay, why are you calling me an absolute clown? I'm trying my hardest.
I'm trying my hardest, General.
Please, throw in with the fucking egg grab. You're doing great.
Fucking kill this idiot.
We didn't cash the egg yet.
Enemies, you've got an egg! Go, go, go!
Kill that fucker. Kill that fucker! Good.
Yeah, Miles, take the egg, Miles! Take the egg, Miles! Get him. Get him. Get him. Get
him. On ping. On ping. On ping. On ping. On ping. T does not lock on, by the way. That
a lie of an ability.
Snap on to the nearest enemy is not true.
That's not a real ability, bro.
And they have seven, come on.
Why am I getting teched to death right now?
What is fucking happening?
In this?
NERDERMINE!
HOOOOO!
HOOOOO!
Don't make me break out Hummingbird.
I'm going I'm going to fucking blue and I'm stealing all of their shit.
I've had enough. I've had enough of this fucking straight-up malarkey that I'm gonna see.
Coming out. It's coming out.
Hummingbird is out and ready and available. Let's go egg return to nest. Oh my god, that egg stock you're lying
Wait, oh my god, we're almost running. Holy shit five eggs. Should I be a defensive hummingbird? No
What the hell happened how did I pass out?
Come on
Did they take one? No they didn't get it, they didn't get it, they didn't get it. I'm low, I'm low, I'm low.
Bro, Miles is such a pussy. Miles is such a pussy. He plays Hummingbird like a fucking loser.
I'm going to grab him.
Enemies, they've got our aim!
Come on, Miles. Come on, Miles. What are you running for, Miles? What are we running
for? What are we running for, Miles? Oh, oh, oh, look. Oh, some eggs I can see, son.
Thank you very much. I'll have one. Oh, thank you all have one. Oh, thank you all have one
of these eggs very much. Thank you, I appreciate it. And I'll bring one back to my nest, and
Now your team's in dead last miles. Why don't you go steal from Stormclaw you fucking pussy. Stop if you stab the Ironman
His name's Gizm on P
And now we're getting harassed okay. Yep. Yep reported. Yep literally reported for fucking BMing dude
I mean there's like a common etiquette you could have in fucking birds of war bro come on
Like be be real
Blake, your dead of stock.
Blake, your dead of shit.
And I'm tracking you down for that.
We have 30 seconds and I'm stealing from Stormclaw.
30 seconds left, Lance. Make it count.
And I'm stealing from Stormclaw.
And I'm not messing with bread either. Just steal. Just steal.
Just steal anything. We're on the same team, bro.
Nah. Red players are a bunch of
brutish fucking idiots, bro.
I'm on the same side you were trying to get.
And look at that.
And look at that.
And would you look at that?
Would you look at that? Guess what? It's a red member.
Every time, bro, blacklings, they play like fucking pussies, bro.
Enemy's making a comeback! Don't let them!
What the fuck is the match?
We have been defeated! I'm not surprised!
Oh my god, I didn't give a bird fact!
I didn't give a bird fact!
I didn't give a bird fact!
Fun bird fact. This one's a bit obvious. It's on the fly. Sorry, it's at the end of the match.
um
Pigeons hover around humans mainly because they were domesticated by people and then basically abandoned
So they don't really know how to live on uh in the wild how uh other birds do so
That's why they uh live in big cities and kind of rely on human scraps for food
Recue me
Check thank you for this great. So my 70th birthday a few days ago. Happy birthday, bro
Uh, can I get gifted by G for my birthday? Absolutely not but happy birthday
Filipino Phoenix and Hex they give us up squeaks garbage all Luke
Gore we an app I think
Absolutely not bro absolutely not carry me in pitches of war and maybe
That's actually no, that's a lie. Oh my god, I'm literally mid lobby bro get me in a knock. No, no
No, no, no.
They've got a rig!
Get it back!
Get me in a real game, bro, come on.
Get me in a starting game, bro.
I don't wanna join Mid-Match.
I don't wanna join Mid-Match.
That's like fucking weird.
Okay, there we go.
Bro, Hayrime's level 55, actually no life.
This game came out like a week ago.
How long are you playing Pigeons of War?
We're not pitches of war, birds of war, bro.
And he's not on my team.
Gege, Gege, I'm not rowing.
Gege, Gege, whatever.
Hey, right, level 55.
Bro, this guy has everything on the top.
Battle Commencers in five, four, three, two, one.
Wait, what plan right then that will begin fuck the eggs fuck the eggs
I'm going on a straight-up assault
Against the enemy combatants hummingbird
Fucking powers
Move sock killed me
I'm on blackling what am I doing
I'm going on a full assault on the other team.
We're going on killstreaks right now.
Look at that. Third party, third party, third party.
Yes! Don't try the nags! Stop them!
Oh my god, I can't fight like that. I have to fight stationary. Hummingbird's not meant for that.
We steal nags.
He's on me. I bounce off. I attack.
The enemy has our egg! Bring them down!
Easy hit, easy hit, I'm fighting and I'm in this, I'm in this, I'm in this, I'm in this.
I'm in their dog. I'm in their dog.
Another good damage, another good damage.
Enemy's making a comeback. Don't let them!
Weave, weave, shield.
Go on egg, they think I'm gonna get it, they attack me. I keel.
Another good hit, another good hit.
I'm dead.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
...she's making a loving bird!
Should I go throw?
Don't worry guys just get on the a-kill streak and then we're good. I don't need it
I don't need to hunt for eggs
You guys hunt for eggs. I'll just harass them
Where's iron be it secure keep reading?
Yeah
How does he have that?
You just killed me yo is black wing the team with the guy that's like
They got my egg, good shit. I don't care.
Wait, they win at 9?
Probably made me drop that jet.
Five eggs! Five eggs!
Check the fuck out of here, kick this kid!
BANGS!
FIVE BANGS!
Check the fuck out of here! Kick this kid, bro!
Oh my god! Get me in a-
Yo, where's skill-based matchmaking?
Like, what is this?
This is, like, totally unfair.
How are you so bad at this game? I just started!
Why am I getting put in with better-
That's almost prestige. Okay, just again, I'm proud of my team's two players. That's just so
chopped.
It's just so chopped.
Stop piling eggs. Stop them.
You're dead, Ellen. You're dead, Ellen. You're dead. I hope you know that, Ellen. You're
dead, you stupid fuck.
Where's the egg
Bring it back I
Think row really is fired turn on boys shout. I have a way shot on nobody's using
You've nobody's condoms and birds of war it's just like
Hey, you're a jerk! Get it back!
What the fuck was that?
Turn off streamer mode? Is that what it is?
Bro, why am I getting splatted?
What the fuck is that looking thing?
I just got pooped up!
Stop piling eggs! Stop them!
Enemy streak! Shut them down!
Yo team, can you hear me? Yo team
All along below, what am I doing? Wait, where's blackling we gotta take their shit they have seven
Bro see like this is what I'm talking about man
This team's just so sweaty
I mean, the team synergy is just unreal, man.
The team synergy is just unreal.
Can I get on a team with, like, Chuckles and PoopSock?
Like, I feel like I'm witnessing, like, the Team USA basketball team right now.
Like, this is, like, unfair.
Bro, I mean, like...
I
We just have to pull on a hole on assault
Against them
And we have five eggs
The signal jam they have a UAV they have a UAV
How do they have a UAV? What's happening? I'm going in this
I'm one one and four bro. I'm so ass a bird of war bro. Five to six actually one of all
Should I play defense here?
I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna hold.
Yeah, some EDs here, some EDs here.
Bro, that's what I'm saying!
I-I-I like he's moving so fast!
Holy thank you for the fucking comms, man!
First time I've been in somebody I hear somebody on Burge and Morph!
What is he on?
What is happening? I'm literally just getting fucked!
I have to go hummingbird and just end this attack their base. I have to go hummingbird
and I'm just going to attack their base and get a key up. Like this is the whole strategy
for the little one attack. How many of you care we lost today, bro? I'm going straight
and they're all dying.
Incoming call now!
No, no, no!
I thought I'd get hit with a fucking air gun right.
Watch us kill me!
Get the politics down! Get it back!
You had to be out of your way!
FUCK YOU CHUCKLES!
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU CHUCKLES!
TAKE THEIR FUCKING AGES!
TAKE THEIR FUCKING AGES!
CLEAN!
Get me outta here!
QUICK!
Bro, COME ON!
Sonny D, PLEASE!
YES!
Aghhhhh!
AHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh my God!
Sonny D!
Sonny D, NO!
How is he moving that fast?
What is he on right now?
That has to be Eagle.
That has to be Eagle, bruh.
The enemy is making a combat.
Don't let them out.
Eagle or owl?
No, my life's mission is to kill Sunny D.
My life's next.
Yes, they got our egg.
Get it back.
One minute remaining.
Oh my god, there's so much fucking damage.
Kill his ass!
Steal the ice!
Steal the ice!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
The enemy has our egg!
Bring them down!
It's sunny day.
It's sunny day.
I'm dead?
What?
WHAT?!
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
WHAT?!
YEEEEEESSS!!!
Oh my god, we only have 13 seconds.
Wait.
We just have to take one out of, bro!
1,125 score, 1,120 score. Sunny D, bro, level 55. What are these guys doing, bro? How is
that even possible? One more, one more, one more. Wait, am I level 5? I'm level 3? I still
don't even have seagull. I feel like I give it a 3. It's guys where little birds collide
and soar, no game is worth the trouble to hard at war, like feathers strep fly angry,
fly tomorrow brings a brighter commerce sky closer wings ingress in peace a nearby short
poem the manifestor went on
oh we're gonna stick together
oh shit yeah what i mean oh my god proof stocks on my team it's a fucking miracle
Get to it. Try to prove what's happening.
We're due to win. We're due to win.
Two stops on my team.
Oh my god, this is actually exactly what I wanted.
Let's fucking go.
And I'm on my hummingbird man.
Defend the nest, you absolute clown!
Oh my god, I'm fucking up the shoe belt.
He is getting full on attack by me.
I go heal. We're going red. We're going red.
They think they can stop me. See ya.
Don't worry I defend. I defend like a fucking god in this game.
Take it out by a hummingbird
Happens to the best of us
Our egg's down
The enemy has our egg
Bring them down
I'm just fucking blinded
What the hell is this?
What's happening?
They have all of our eggs
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Oh my god
Wait, can I hear the enemy team in procs chat?
Was that... is that the enemy team?
Bro, this 100 guys, like, 2 get in the game.
I'm just going straight for a Zag, fuck him.
Super Sonic level speed is here slow down. Egg. Leave.
He's going to your door.
Yo, your poop mic doesn't really work very well buddy.
Egg.
Three to four. Three to four.
is like no chance of winning right now there's an egg free egg literally right
here holy shit
get it back to the nest
the enemy has an egg bring them down bro he's just so fast
you see how fast he is like i really i can't like catch up to him wait
actually defend the nest you boughs
I
This guy this guy has like fucking 5,000 paying he's level 55. He's still winning somehow food stocks
So that's just fucking great
I'm 75 he's so well. He's so well. Yes, it's gay
I shield just in case they slow down I go for it
He doesn't make it there, I catch up.
Easy kill.
I don't have an egg. I had an egg and now I don't have an egg.
I had an egg and now I don't have an egg.
Who is butt-matching right now?
Bro, Stormclaw is one away from winning.
And everybody's going against them right now.
This is just like being stained. The level of skill gap?
Wait, free egg right here?
here. Free egg, free egg. Holy cinema. Take my time on the way back. Drop that bitch off.
There's like so many other eggs just like casually lying around. We gotta go attack blue team
Blackwing is not locking in. They're gonna steal our ID. Just fast us. Just take their shit.
What are you possibly pressing right now? What combos is this guy trucking up?
I am hearing just straight mashing.
It's impossible to take an act. It's impossible to take an act. My dumb ass has to slow down,
stop, and I'm literally just fucking open fodder, dude. Like, I am literally darned the
second I stand on that ass. Watch.
I'm half dead already.
Call my- Call my half-death!
Call my death!
Call my death!
Calm down!
There's nice 12 kills!
The enemy has a rank!
Bring down the rune!
Nah, give it a rest.
This guy fucking sucks.
We have a minute and 30, bro.
It's one of them.
There's so many eggs on the ground here.
I'm just gonna cap this.
You son of a bitch!
Kill his ass!
Wake up!
He's...
Get a straight!
Shut them down!
What?!
Yo, I'm fucking your shit up, buddy. I'm fucking your shit clean off, bro.
In business.
The enemy's making a comeback! Don't let them!
He's an owl! That's what he's playing. He's an owl, Bane!
They've got our aid! Get it back!
No, don't let him take our ship. Don't let him take our ship.
No, I'm not having any of that. I'm not having any of that. I'm going straight to their egg.
Straight to their nest. Straight to their nest.
They're stockpiling eggs. Stop them!
Yeah, stockpiling eggs. My ass. Have one. See ya.
They've caught their egg. Now get home.
See ya. See ya.
Crow diff. Crow diff. Five seconds.
I need you.
The enemy has our egg! Bring them down!
We have been defeated!
No surprise.
That game is so hard.
That game is so hard. It's so fun, though.
Getting a kill as a bird, bro?
Satisfying.
Holy...
I fuck the back game.
I might play that at some point in the future again. All right
Felix thank you for the three just Jonathan obese wick and Cole thinking of the stuff. Yeah chat. We're gonna call that there
That was the W stream
If you have any videos you have a watch games going to play but he's such a give such a stop
I'm the symphonies the watch kids I play X place point schedule if you don't know the stream schedule
But I'll be live around like one or two tomorrow. We're probably gonna do
the Brovy bro for most, if not all the stream with you.
Guy best of seven might do salamander county public
television tomorrow as well.
Wednesday, we're going to be doing a 4v4 brovy bro.
Me, Steve, you see Chris versus all the pretty cool guys.
Thursday, we're doing unconventional gambling methods,
money, soap, bath bombs, opening a bunch of shit to see if
we get gold or whatever fucking $50 and money.
So it would be just be a little fun segment as well as
reacts 31st.
I'm gone for a second.
streaming streamer games vlogging while I'm gone gone the third to the sixth so next Monday through
next Thursday I'll be gone I'll post on YouTube every day that I'm gone when we're back we're
going to react to my streamer games events um and I'll have a vlog ready and we're doing a
collab as well that I can't talk about but it'll be on somebody else's channel um and then we're
going to grind out stream for like eight days straight and then I'm gone for three back for
three gone for four and then it's last week of August we're probably going to grind out stream
non-stop that week into September,
switch back to our summer stream schedule,
or our school year stream schedule.
As I said, sometime in September,
we're either going to do God of War, Life is Strange,
or what was the other option?
It was God of War, Life is Strange, or something else,
and then we're probably going to rip Outlast 2 as well.
October, we're probably going to run GTA V story mode,
and a bunch of horror games,
then November, GTA 6 drops,
we're going to go from there.
Juzzie Smith for the sub.
Long John Silver's review come up at some point.
We'll probably do another product review trying not to laugh soon on a bunch of other shit
So yeah, cool
Just a juicy incident. Thank you for the sub. Thank you to everyone that popped out sub followed, etc
Appreciate y'all. Let me get some from watching out of some time streaming
And who do we raid?
Raid Frankie is Frankie live right now. What is he doing? Oh?
He's practicing left for dead too
That's why old they're practicing for this bro Vee bro. I feel like we haven't practiced at all
Honestly, I don't think we need to
I'll raid Frankie though. Yeah, that'll be funny
Well, actually I read it Frankie before should I read Devin or Aiden?
I
Really Frankie the other day let's read aiding or not even Devin
Well, they done I got a really aiding too. I feel like aiding is not nearly live as much as the rest of them
All right appreciate y'all