WEBVTT 01:00.000 --> 01:02.060 you 01:30.000 --> 01:59.000 I'm going to go back to you. 02:00.000 --> 02:04.000 live, but we are live today and we're doing a few things today. 02:04.000 --> 02:08.000 We're going to be starting out with two reacts today. 02:08.000 --> 02:12.000 You guys will be choosing which two we do. 02:12.000 --> 02:17.000 And then we're going to be hopping into a bunch of different types of games. 02:17.000 --> 02:25.000 We're going to be starting out after reacts with like a semi psychological horror game called Seven Days to think about it. 02:25.000 --> 02:30.360 Then we're going to be playing a mini game game called Salamander County Public Television 02:30.360 --> 02:33.400 And then we're gonna end it off with Birds of War 02:33.400 --> 02:40.760 Which was originally an AI meme of a game that actually didn't exist of like a bird battle royale game 02:41.360 --> 02:44.760 And then somebody actually was like oh, I'll actually just make that a real game 02:45.720 --> 02:51.400 So we're gonna play that as well. Maybe some siesta or some shit on the back end of stream tomorrow 02:51.400 --> 02:56.200 I have a Brovy bro with Yugi. I don't know when I'll be live at like one or two 02:57.680 --> 03:02.340 We'll probably do some random ship before or we'll just straight up start with a Brovy bro. I don't really know 03:02.960 --> 03:07.840 We're doing a best of seven. I don't know what game sees chosen. I haven't chosen games either 03:07.840 --> 03:14.040 This is probably going to be the most unplanned bro V bro of all time. I asked him yesterday 03:14.800 --> 03:16.800 What time he wanted to do it? 03:17.760 --> 03:20.520 And he hasn't replied so 03:21.400 --> 03:26.700 We're kind of waiting on him for that one, whether it's already sub-only. 03:26.700 --> 03:29.800 Yeah, there was less mods in stream and there was just a bunch of people spamming. 03:29.800 --> 03:32.000 So we're already in sub-only. 03:32.000 --> 03:35.100 I'll go in the mod disk and ask if there's any mods. 03:35.100 --> 03:37.000 I don't think it's 10 gifted subs. 03:37.000 --> 03:40.000 Think that we've got a sub-thing for the 10 gifted. 03:40.000 --> 03:44.800 Are there any mods today if not sub-only whole stream? 03:44.800 --> 03:55.800 I'm adding everybody. I don't care. Um, Aiden, Ian for the sub, that's Dr. Phil, Mikey, 03:55.800 --> 04:01.600 Freaking, Dip, Mathias, Foul, Payo, 804, Dip, Bad, thank you for the three. I don't know 04:01.600 --> 04:05.120 if I'm doing an S&P this year. This and next for the sub, Dunn and Monkey, thank you for 04:05.120 --> 04:11.080 the sub, Metric, Drew, the Mr. Mac, Joe Bart, Millian, or Milan, Millian, thank you for the 04:11.080 --> 04:14.000 10 gifted subs, thank goodness I'm thinking of the 10 gifted. 04:14.000 --> 04:15.840 Turtle thinking of the 3G and Cuba of the sub, 04:15.840 --> 04:17.480 got me curious still. 04:17.480 --> 04:21.080 Carter, Mad, your sweet J, people, dub, 04:21.080 --> 04:25.160 co-sweet, CST, the Phantom, Milo, 04:25.160 --> 04:26.360 Swayze and Coop thinking of the sub, 04:26.360 --> 04:29.440 Pray, H2, the GQ, the Sandman star, 04:29.440 --> 04:32.200 act, YT, your boy and freaking, taking the sub. 04:32.200 --> 04:34.240 Hold up, I gotta say this to my mods. 04:34.240 --> 04:38.160 Should I mod more people soon? 04:38.160 --> 04:42.480 I feel like some starts of streams, no one's here. 04:43.720 --> 04:46.960 Shotgun Willy, thank you for the 25 gifted subs. 04:46.960 --> 04:48.840 Thank you for the 25 gifted. 04:48.840 --> 04:50.800 Appreciate the fucking subs. 04:50.800 --> 04:52.840 QD and Larry for the sub, RTC, thank you for the sub, 04:52.840 --> 04:54.440 and Jacob, thank you for the 10 gifted. 04:54.440 --> 04:55.960 Don't know why I'm getting so many subs right now, 04:55.960 --> 04:57.640 but I appreciate it, you guys. 04:57.640 --> 04:58.480 Bjorn, thank you for the subs. 04:58.480 --> 05:01.400 Sora Small, Jason Big, and Ajax, thank you for the five 05:01.400 --> 05:03.200 gifted, can't thank you for the three. 05:04.200 --> 05:06.680 T, or D and saw for the seven, Aiden and Max, 05:06.680 --> 05:09.000 and one take it to the sub, RL take it to the sub. 05:09.000 --> 05:09.840 All right. 05:11.400 --> 05:13.600 They're all responding me into the discord, 05:13.600 --> 05:14.840 but none of them are on stream. 05:14.840 --> 05:17.240 It's like, it's just blasphemy. 05:17.240 --> 05:18.680 It's blasphemy. 05:18.680 --> 05:20.560 I said, should I mod more people? 05:20.560 --> 05:22.560 And they're all saying mod me, mod me. 05:22.560 --> 05:23.520 They're not here. 05:25.320 --> 05:26.160 Okay. 05:29.080 --> 05:30.440 Nay and Subby take it with the sub, 05:30.440 --> 05:31.280 Sora take it with the sub, 05:31.280 --> 05:34.080 and Bro knowing Ron and C. I'm taking it with the sub. 05:34.080 --> 05:36.520 I'm not modding anyone in chat that says mod me. 05:39.720 --> 05:41.760 I want that to be known as well. 05:41.760 --> 05:45.500 Literally note not one single person that says mod me. 05:47.680 --> 05:50.280 Anyways, yeah. 05:50.280 --> 05:52.520 If there are mods here, we could stay out of Sub-Only. 05:52.520 --> 05:54.200 If there aren't that many mods here in chat 05:54.200 --> 05:55.760 to being annoying, we're just gonna throw it right back in. 05:55.760 --> 05:58.080 But yeah, chat, here's the schedule. 05:58.080 --> 06:00.320 Random reacts, we're actually gonna throw it in Sub-Only 06:00.320 --> 06:02.080 while I'm doing this because I know people 06:02.080 --> 06:03.080 are just gonna spam. 06:03.080 --> 06:05.800 Mods, please don't spam. 06:05.800 --> 06:06.520 All right, chat. 06:06.520 --> 06:08.000 Here's the schedule. 06:08.000 --> 06:09.960 FNG, send for the sub chat, can't take it to the house, 06:09.960 --> 06:11.240 but he's don't take bets right now. 06:11.240 --> 06:12.240 Chat, lock in. 06:12.240 --> 06:13.720 Lock in, mods, please don't spam. 06:13.720 --> 06:14.920 Please, please. 06:14.920 --> 06:16.680 I ask you guys to show up, and then you come in, 06:16.680 --> 06:18.280 and you make chat worse. 06:18.280 --> 06:21.240 How is that even possible? 06:21.240 --> 06:23.080 I'm literally going, hey, we need more mods. 06:23.080 --> 06:26.840 You come in, and then you just start control C, control Ving. 06:26.840 --> 06:29.360 Lock in. 06:29.360 --> 06:31.160 Lock in. 06:31.160 --> 06:32.840 This is what we're doing today. 06:32.840 --> 06:34.880 Reacts into random games. 06:34.880 --> 06:36.200 Tomorrow's a bro v bro. 06:36.200 --> 06:37.360 Don't know what we're playing. 06:37.360 --> 06:39.080 Don't know if I'm doing any other content. 06:39.080 --> 06:41.280 And I don't know what time it's starting. 06:41.280 --> 06:43.240 If Yugi flakes again, I'm just not 06:43.240 --> 06:45.400 running a bro v bro with him. 06:45.400 --> 06:46.440 If he does it, he does it. 06:46.440 --> 06:47.680 If he doesn't, he doesn't do it. 06:47.680 --> 06:50.440 But this is like the fourth try we got going on now. 06:50.440 --> 06:53.640 If we get it done, we get it done if he flakes it's over. 06:53.640 --> 06:56.880 Wednesday, we're doing random. 06:56.880 --> 06:59.120 No, actually, Wednesday, we're doing another bro v bro. 06:59.120 --> 07:00.480 We had back to back bro v bros. 07:00.480 --> 07:02.560 I don't know if tomorrow we're doing random games 07:02.560 --> 07:04.620 or if the Brovy Bros the whole stream, we'll see. 07:04.620 --> 07:06.440 It really depends when the Brovy Bros starts 07:06.440 --> 07:07.520 and how long it is. 07:07.520 --> 07:10.000 I told him I'm only available in certain hours. 07:10.000 --> 07:12.200 I don't know what time he's gonna get back to me though. 07:12.200 --> 07:15.760 But I'll be live regardless like one or two tomorrow. 07:15.760 --> 07:16.800 Maybe a little bit earlier, 07:16.800 --> 07:19.120 maybe a little bit later, but probably one or two. 07:19.120 --> 07:21.440 Wednesday, we have a 4v4 Brovy Bro. 07:21.440 --> 07:23.360 I also don't know what time that starts. 07:23.360 --> 07:24.800 Let me actually ask them. 07:29.520 --> 07:30.560 Hold up. 07:30.560 --> 07:34.880 What time do you guys want to start, bro? 07:34.880 --> 07:36.480 Vee bro. 07:36.480 --> 07:41.000 I'd rather earlier than later, I am on. 07:41.000 --> 07:44.200 Or get if we chose time. 07:44.200 --> 07:46.200 But Wednesday, we have a 4v4, bro Vee bro. 07:46.200 --> 07:47.640 It's me, Sneaks, you see, and Chris, 07:47.640 --> 07:49.760 versus all four of the pretty cool guys, 07:49.760 --> 07:53.000 which are like these funny ass guys that make a bunch of skits. 07:53.000 --> 07:54.440 We've streamed with them before. 07:54.440 --> 07:56.240 If you don't know them, you'd probably recognize them 07:56.240 --> 07:58.600 by the time we actually, you know, get in call with them. 07:58.600 --> 08:03.280 But, yeah, we're 44 Broggy throwing them, 08:03.280 --> 08:05.440 and I know the games we're playing, 08:05.440 --> 08:07.320 it's some sort of call due to your Minecraft, 08:07.320 --> 08:09.040 Valorant, Rocket League, Brawlhalla, 08:09.040 --> 08:11.960 Super Battlegolf, Mecha-Kameleon, Left 4 Dead 2, 08:11.960 --> 08:14.600 GeoGuessr, and Rainbow Sex. 08:14.600 --> 08:19.600 Also Left 4 Dead is Left 4 Dead 2, right? 08:20.160 --> 08:21.560 Not the first. 08:22.920 --> 08:24.320 What else? 08:24.320 --> 08:26.960 Thursday this week, we're doing the alternative 08:26.960 --> 08:30.400 Gambling methods, the weird bath bombs, the money soaps, 08:30.400 --> 08:32.720 the gold blocks, the diamond bricks, 08:32.720 --> 08:34.160 those shit that you break into 08:34.160 --> 08:35.640 and there's a chance you get something valuable, 08:35.640 --> 08:37.000 there's a chance you don't. 08:37.000 --> 08:38.720 Whether or not that's a good segment, no idea, 08:38.720 --> 08:41.960 but I bought fucking $400 worth of stupid 08:41.960 --> 08:44.260 alternative gambling methods, 08:44.260 --> 08:45.800 as well as Reacts on Thursday. 08:45.800 --> 08:47.600 Then I'm gone Friday the 31st, 08:47.600 --> 08:50.920 I'm back the first and second co-streaming streamer games. 08:50.920 --> 08:54.120 So I'm live today through Thursday off Friday, 08:54.120 --> 08:56.160 back Saturday, Sunday, co-streaming streamer games. 08:56.160 --> 08:58.960 I won't physically be talking to you guys, 08:58.960 --> 09:02.600 but I'll be co-streaming Ludwig's main stream 09:02.600 --> 09:05.720 of streamer games, and I'll obviously be there competing. 09:05.720 --> 09:07.640 I'll probably be on other people's IRL streams 09:07.640 --> 09:08.920 like JNC and shit. 09:08.920 --> 09:11.920 I just won't be IRLing myself. 09:11.920 --> 09:13.360 I'll be co-streaming. 09:13.360 --> 09:16.640 I have a GoPro strap that I'm gonna body cam 09:16.640 --> 09:18.520 a lot of the events. 09:18.520 --> 09:20.400 Like I'm gonna have a chest strap with a GoPro on it 09:20.400 --> 09:21.480 that I'm gonna use. 09:24.040 --> 09:25.600 And then what else? 09:25.600 --> 09:28.680 Then the third through the sixth, I'm probably not live. 09:28.680 --> 09:31.860 I'll be vlogging, I'm doing a collab with another YouTuber. 09:32.880 --> 09:36.720 And then maybe I'll be on somebody else's IRL stream, 09:36.720 --> 09:39.760 I don't really know, but I'm gone for like four days. 09:39.760 --> 09:41.040 I'm back to the seventh. 09:41.040 --> 09:46.040 We're gonna be streaming like every day nonstop till the 14th. 09:46.040 --> 09:48.320 And then I'm gone to 14th, 15th, 16th, 09:48.320 --> 09:53.320 gone for three days, back for three days, 17, 18, 19. 09:53.320 --> 09:59.680 And then I'm gone again the 20th through the 23rd. So I got a lot of breaks this August 09:59.680 --> 10:02.640 But I mean the first one's really just full a full-on content trip 10:03.240 --> 10:06.040 And then I have to I have a three-day break and a four-day break 10:06.400 --> 10:08.200 end of August so 10:08.200 --> 10:11.840 I'll be posting while I'm gone, but I just won't be live then as I said 10:11.840 --> 10:18.160 I am coming back from stream slightly and I have been doing so so my apologies, but I want you to realize this is the norm 10:18.160 --> 10:22.280 I will be taking some random stints off here and there 10:23.320 --> 10:27.060 So if content cuts back slightly, get used to it. 10:28.080 --> 10:29.320 But yeah, Metaglass is not, 10:29.320 --> 10:30.320 I'm not gonna wear Metaglass is 10:30.320 --> 10:32.560 because Metaglass has a battery life of like 10 hours 10:32.560 --> 10:34.680 and also they'd probably get knocked off my face. 10:34.680 --> 10:36.880 I just think it'd be really cool to have like a, 10:36.880 --> 10:38.720 like in my vlog that I'm doing, 10:38.720 --> 10:39.880 I'm gonna have two YouTube videos. 10:39.880 --> 10:41.480 So I'm gonna have one where I react 10:41.480 --> 10:42.880 to my events and streamer games. 10:42.880 --> 10:45.720 So I'll have my editor cut down all of the events I was in 10:45.720 --> 10:47.360 into like one thing. 10:47.360 --> 10:49.200 And then I'll watch that on stream with you guys 10:49.200 --> 10:50.040 when I'm back. 10:50.040 --> 10:57.680 Um, and then I'm gonna have a vlog and in that vlog I'm it's gonna be like, you know 10:57.680 --> 10:59.480 An LA vlog bunch of shit in general 10:59.480 --> 11:05.080 But there's also gonna be like snippets of me playing volleyball or running the hundred meters and shit like on the GoPro 11:05.080 --> 11:08.480 Which will be pretty cool. I hope so it might come out slop footage 11:08.480 --> 11:11.000 We'll see it'll be the first time that I'm trying it, but yeah 11:11.640 --> 11:14.480 So streaming the next four days that I'm off one on 11:14.480 --> 11:20.400 on for a second, off four, then I'm back for like eight days, off three, on three, off four. 11:21.280 --> 11:27.520 So I'm off like, I don't know, what, 10 total? No more. Probably like 14 total day. Now probably 11:27.520 --> 11:32.800 like 12 total days in August. But the days that I'm back, I'll just be streaming. Like when I get 11:32.800 --> 11:38.000 back from that four day break, I'll be streaming every other day of August, like through fully. So 11:38.000 --> 11:41.280 that'll be good. But yeah, that's the schedule. Actually, it's my schedule. If you don't know 11:41.280 --> 11:46.800 out of the stream schedule. I'll know by like probably late this week when the next charity 11:46.800 --> 11:55.440 stream is. It's either gonna be like the 13th or the 19th. If I'm being honest, it'll probably 11:55.440 --> 12:02.240 be the 19th. Maybe the 17th, we'll see. It'll be the 14th, 19th, or 17th. I'm kind of unsure. Also, 12:02.240 --> 12:06.800 my editor just sent me a video. No bets right now. Yeah, please don't send bets right now. 12:06.800 --> 12:08.800 I mean, Skeddy, if you want to send bets right now, sure. 12:08.800 --> 12:15.440 But I mean, once one person sends bets, then 9,000 people are like, hey, here's 12:19.840 --> 12:22.160 nine, nine stories and questions I have. 12:22.160 --> 12:27.040 And I just need, like, we need to get through, we need to get through three games and two videos today. 12:27.600 --> 12:30.800 So that's why I always just say, don't send bets right now. 12:32.640 --> 12:34.480 Wait, hold up. I do have to upload this. 12:36.800 --> 12:39.160 I'm not going to like full on ignore them if you send them. 12:39.160 --> 12:42.000 But if I don't read them, that would be why. 12:42.000 --> 12:42.960 Are you 420 blunt? 12:42.960 --> 12:44.680 Hi, I'm not. 12:44.680 --> 12:47.040 I am not 420 blunt high right now. 12:47.040 --> 12:48.800 Stackstream, yeah, we've got a lot we're playing. 12:48.800 --> 12:52.400 I'm hoping that the Birds of War game actually has players. 12:52.400 --> 12:54.000 Because I'm pretty sure it's multiplayer, 12:54.000 --> 12:55.200 and there's not many people on it. 12:55.200 --> 12:56.400 Mods, can we start banning chatters? 12:56.400 --> 12:57.800 Thank you. 12:57.800 --> 13:00.080 GR, I think if it's where there's just people. 13:00.080 --> 13:04.120 Any chatter type in ban terms, just instant ban. 13:04.120 --> 13:05.280 You're an ungrateful streamer. 13:05.280 --> 13:06.640 I'm not an ungrateful streamer. 13:06.640 --> 13:09.100 I would actually say I'm being the exact opposite 13:09.100 --> 13:12.020 because any other streamer would take all these donos 13:12.020 --> 13:13.660 and not read a single one of them. 13:13.660 --> 13:16.260 So if you wanna convince yourself in your brain 13:16.260 --> 13:18.340 that I'm a greedy piece of shit 13:18.340 --> 13:20.580 and I just don't care if people send me money, 13:20.580 --> 13:22.540 by all means convince yourself with that. 13:22.540 --> 13:24.780 But the majority of streamers at my size 13:24.780 --> 13:26.060 don't read a single donor they get 13:26.060 --> 13:28.220 outside of subs over like 10 or 20 gifted. 13:28.220 --> 13:30.660 So I try to read every single donor I get. 13:31.820 --> 13:33.460 So I tell people don't send bits 13:33.460 --> 13:36.340 because when they do, I can't read them. 13:36.340 --> 13:39.180 And so I inform people, hey, if you send this right now, 13:39.180 --> 13:41.260 I'm not going to read them. 13:41.260 --> 13:42.540 Official out above the sub. 13:42.540 --> 13:45.420 So I get from maybe a new chatters perspective. 13:45.420 --> 13:47.660 I feel like you think that I'm a dick. 13:47.660 --> 13:51.180 But yeah. 13:51.180 --> 13:52.420 Matthew, thank you for the three gift. 13:52.420 --> 13:54.500 It's official out on not it's for the subgrade, 13:54.500 --> 13:55.900 thank you for the three. 13:55.900 --> 13:58.460 Have you seen the New Rook in Morty season finale? 13:58.460 --> 14:00.060 It was low key sad. 14:00.060 --> 14:01.140 What do you mean finale? 14:01.140 --> 14:03.100 It's not like the show's finale. 14:06.340 --> 14:08.340 You mean the season finale? 14:09.340 --> 14:14.860 It's renewed through a 12th season. I think you mean this this specific season. No, I haven't seen the last episode 14:14.860 --> 14:19.260 I've seen every other one now don't keen gun up of the sub Neil take of the three a Hollins. They give the five gift 14:19.260 --> 14:21.900 It's flush Elijah Sagittarius 14:23.220 --> 14:28.740 Beans Noah and big thing of the three sir think of the three tick tock Alex King g-man lizard 14:29.100 --> 14:34.580 Mitt and Van take it with some alcove the sub Rodney think of the three molding galaxy take of the sub air and think of the sub 14:34.580 --> 14:37.660 Face taken for the five. I am taken for the three. 14:37.660 --> 14:40.580 Ryland for the sub is not going to play the Little Nightmares DLC. 14:40.580 --> 14:44.580 If you're elected president, what streamer would you make your vice president? 14:44.580 --> 14:46.580 Dude, I have no idea. 14:46.580 --> 14:51.580 Ryland and Owen for the sub. I am Boog, Ove, and Sophie taken for the sub. 14:51.580 --> 14:55.580 Eva Lone, Nuda, Wish, MJ, Mack, Ev, Sheik, and Wish taken for the sub. 14:55.580 --> 14:57.580 Miss her for the 2,000 bitties. 14:57.580 --> 14:59.580 Chat, please don't send bits right now. 14:59.580 --> 15:02.580 I'm home from Iowa. Been constant 12 to 16 hours shifts. 15:02.580 --> 15:05.940 I'm sorry to hear that man. I leave for work for 30 minutes. Well, I hope you have a good work day 15:05.940 --> 15:09.500 And I'm sorry that you've been working a lot no one been for the sub thought out and it's thank you for the sub 15:09.500 --> 15:10.300 Thank you for the bitties, bro 15:10.300 --> 15:14.260 You did not need to do that Nuda and alone for the sub eat for the stuff potato for the stuff as well 15:14.260 --> 15:17.100 Holy shit. Sorry now. I gotta upload this too 15:18.420 --> 15:23.940 Okay, and then we're gonna hop in then we're gonna hop in 15 minutes in the stream not bad pacing 15:32.580 --> 15:52.460 Oh my God! 15:52.460 --> 15:53.460 Chat told me to calm down. 15:53.460 --> 15:54.460 I'm not going to crash out. 15:54.460 --> 15:55.460 I'm not going to crash out. 15:55.460 --> 16:08.660 Stop calling me pizza head. 16:08.660 --> 16:10.340 Also please do not send vets right now. 16:10.340 --> 16:11.340 We're going to hop in. 16:11.340 --> 16:15.340 Now, how I have this set up is I have the Neil McGrath Tyson video that I sent. 16:15.340 --> 16:18.140 Mr. Mad Nuh-Ha, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. 16:18.140 --> 16:19.940 Thank you for getting us on, thank you for the 10 gifted. 16:19.940 --> 16:47.940 I have the, um, what's it called, I have the Neil LaGrasse Tyson video that we were going to watch on Friday set up and ready, but, um, I also have a bunch of other videos prior that we are going to choose between, so we're going to run a poll, I'm going to show you guys the options first though. 16:47.940 --> 16:50.700 Oh my God, I just made it unlisted. 16:50.700 --> 16:55.700 Okay, locking in, locking in, starting now, 16:57.020 --> 16:58.980 locking in, starting now, let's go. 16:58.980 --> 17:01.900 Okay, first option, chat, we have three videos 17:01.900 --> 17:06.220 that we could potentially watch outside 17:06.220 --> 17:07.300 of the Neil and the Grass Tyson. 17:07.300 --> 17:09.380 We're definitely watching the Neil and the Grass Tyson video, 17:09.380 --> 17:10.820 but we have three videos that you guys 17:10.820 --> 17:11.860 are going to choose. 17:11.860 --> 17:13.740 Set outside. 17:13.740 --> 17:17.500 One of them is how long? 17:25.260 --> 17:26.340 One of them. 17:27.820 --> 17:30.660 SirLots, thank you for the five gifteids. 17:30.660 --> 17:35.660 YoungDale, Hookze, Ya, Vin, Big, Sky, Ja, Alone, 17:35.860 --> 17:37.180 and Nuda, thank you for the sub. 17:37.180 --> 17:39.420 Lock in, lock in. 17:39.420 --> 17:40.860 Kelly for the sub, Retro for the free church 17:40.860 --> 17:41.940 for the sub, not reading, that's right now. 17:41.940 --> 17:48.160 Thank you for the sub lock in lock in. It's already answered 50 subs. No, I didn't reset sub goal 17:48.160 --> 17:52.940 I didn't even fucking fix my settings. It's not actually zero 17:54.980 --> 17:57.220 We're probably at like 200 subs I 17:59.100 --> 18:01.260 Didn't reset it from the block war stream 18:03.160 --> 18:08.240 You have to restart session every stream and I forgot to do so let's lock in Matthew and Leitha 18:08.240 --> 18:09.800 Let's make it for the sub-chats. 18:09.800 --> 18:11.600 First option for the day, 18:11.600 --> 18:14.600 how long can you survive in a casino for free? 18:14.600 --> 18:18.760 Then we have, why you wouldn't survive the Walking Dead? 18:18.760 --> 18:21.300 Gamer addicted to Minecraft loses control. 18:22.500 --> 18:23.340 Which do we watch? 18:23.340 --> 18:25.160 We're only watching one of these today. 18:25.160 --> 18:27.840 And then we're going to watch the Neil deGrasse Tyson video 18:27.840 --> 18:29.280 and then we're gonna hop into games. 18:29.280 --> 18:30.480 Which? 18:30.480 --> 18:32.200 Which, which, which? 18:32.200 --> 18:34.200 Walking Dead, I would ramble a lot, 18:34.200 --> 18:35.200 the Jack Pembroke video, 18:35.200 --> 18:36.280 which I think is a good video, 18:36.280 --> 18:37.920 but honestly, chat, I don't really know how much 18:37.920 --> 18:39.880 I'm gonna be able to commentate on this video. 18:39.880 --> 18:42.440 I kind of skimmed it and it's more just like 18:42.440 --> 18:45.600 kind of a watch rather than a yap. 18:45.600 --> 18:48.520 So I don't really know how much I'd be able 18:48.520 --> 18:50.480 to talk about that one. 18:50.480 --> 18:52.480 And then it's Game Minecraft Darman. 18:53.960 --> 18:56.160 Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick a video. 18:56.160 --> 18:58.880 We could watch the other ones a different day as well. 18:58.880 --> 18:59.720 So keep that in mind. 18:59.720 --> 19:01.520 I could repull on the top two potentially 19:01.520 --> 19:03.720 if one doesn't blow out the other. 19:03.720 --> 19:05.840 Poedo, thank you for the 10 gifted subs, 19:05.840 --> 19:07.640 BeastCordell and just thank you for the sub job 19:07.640 --> 19:09.320 I think of this out as well. 19:09.320 --> 19:10.920 Thank you guys for the get-pits. 19:14.080 --> 19:15.520 Walking dead is winning. 19:15.520 --> 19:16.520 50% of the votes. 19:16.520 --> 19:18.800 Okay, so I'll save these, 19:18.800 --> 19:20.440 and we might watch these on Friday, 19:20.440 --> 19:21.600 or not Friday, Thursday, 19:21.600 --> 19:23.240 which will be the next React Day, 19:23.240 --> 19:24.520 but Thursday we're also doing 19:24.520 --> 19:27.720 the unconventional gambling methods. 19:27.720 --> 19:29.160 My monitor's in camera. 19:30.120 --> 19:31.080 We're in frame. 19:31.080 --> 19:32.720 I don't know if we're gonna start or end with that. 19:32.720 --> 19:35.240 We'll probably end with the unconventional 19:35.240 --> 19:36.760 gambling methods Thursday, 19:36.760 --> 19:42.880 We'll probably do some regular reacts first, but chat this is our plan then we have a walking dead video Neil bagras Tyson 19:43.360 --> 19:45.360 Gaming after that tomorrow 19:45.440 --> 19:50.200 Brobie bro with Yu-Gi I'll be live at one or two. Don't know if we're doing stuff before don't know if it's just the bro 19:50.200 --> 19:52.960 V Bro don't know when it starts don't know what games we're playing. We're gonna see 19:53.640 --> 19:54.720 Wednesday 19:54.720 --> 19:59.920 I'll be live at probably one or two as well. We're doing a 4v4 bro V bro rattled off the games earlier 20:00.520 --> 20:06.680 Thursday reacts random shit 31st Friday not live first second coaster in the streamer games blogging 20:07.400 --> 20:09.400 Gonna react to the events when I'm back 20:10.200 --> 20:17.240 third through 6th of August so Monday through next Thursday, not live as well. We're going to be doing 20:19.160 --> 20:25.240 YouTube posts every day, but I have a collab plan vlogs bunch other, you know content in the works 20:26.960 --> 20:28.640 Then what? 20:28.640 --> 20:33.920 Then I'm back for like eight or nine days gone for three on for three gone for four then we're back 20:33.920 --> 20:40.720 It's basically the end of the summer. We'll probably stream that week straight still summer stream schedule end of August and then like last 20:40.900 --> 20:45.220 Last few days of August or like first week of September. We'll switch back to doing 20:45.980 --> 20:48.380 330 weekday streams instead of like 1 p.m. 20:48.780 --> 20:54.380 Ty, thank you for the three. Have you seen the video on how they get bean boozled accurate? Yeah, it's like a minute long 20:55.060 --> 21:00.940 TTV hi who and snap thank you for the sub. All right chat lock in lock in first video of the day 21:00.940 --> 21:07.500 We can take it out of Subtle Knee if we deem fit, but I think Chats will probably be pretty ass. 21:08.180 --> 21:10.020 So I don't know. 21:10.020 --> 21:14.920 Lock in. Why you wouldn't? And we'll try it. And we'll try it, but actually we'll hover. 21:15.820 --> 21:18.340 Chat, you guys are free. Are we going to be normal? 21:22.700 --> 21:25.460 Don't type high. Why do we type high? 21:25.460 --> 21:29.460 I don't understand, like, we're 22 minutes into stream. 21:29.460 --> 21:32.260 Anytime Sub-Only's gone, it's high. 21:32.260 --> 21:34.760 Hello. What are we doing? 21:34.760 --> 21:36.460 It's just... 21:36.460 --> 21:38.960 Just have a regular chat. 21:38.960 --> 21:40.960 Like, every time it's like a greeting. 21:40.960 --> 21:42.960 It's like, hello. 21:42.960 --> 21:45.460 Hello. Chew Bartolosi. Chew Bartolosi. 21:45.460 --> 21:47.960 Band. And then we have to go back to Sub-Only. 21:49.460 --> 21:51.460 It's like every stream. 21:51.460 --> 21:53.460 Every single stream. 21:53.460 --> 21:56.460 GOO and Diva the sub, big for the sub. 21:56.460 --> 21:59.500 And then some idiot clips it, it gets likes, 21:59.500 --> 22:03.240 and then the worst smooth brain chatters come in 22:03.240 --> 22:05.620 and they go, this'll be really funny. 22:05.620 --> 22:07.620 And then they type it to get banned 22:07.620 --> 22:11.060 and then actually complain about the fact that they got banned. 22:11.060 --> 22:15.260 It's like, bro, in the clip, I say that chatter got banned 22:15.260 --> 22:17.100 and then you go, this'll be uber hilarious 22:17.100 --> 22:21.500 if I type what somebody else typed 500 times prior to me. 22:21.500 --> 22:24.000 I'm gonna be totally unique in this. 22:24.000 --> 22:26.220 No, you're just being a loser. 22:26.220 --> 22:28.100 No, thank you for the five gifteds. 22:28.100 --> 22:30.980 And Zen, Santee, Big, Goo, and D with the sub. 22:30.980 --> 22:32.380 And I'm not that offended by it, 22:32.380 --> 22:33.940 but I'm still gonna ban you. 22:33.940 --> 22:35.860 Like, that's what I don't think people understand. 22:35.860 --> 22:38.020 It's like, just because you were banned, 22:38.020 --> 22:39.500 like somebody will get banned in chat 22:39.500 --> 22:42.120 and they'll go, just so soft. 22:42.120 --> 22:43.780 Just so fucking soft. 22:43.780 --> 22:45.780 And I'm like, no, I'm not like sitting here, 22:45.780 --> 22:49.340 like, breathing in the fact that you called me that. 22:49.340 --> 22:55.260 It's more so your filling chat with slop and it's blame as shit. 22:55.260 --> 22:57.620 So I just ban you. 22:57.620 --> 22:59.020 It's because your audience is younger. 22:59.020 --> 23:02.020 Yeah, the non-subs are younger. 23:02.020 --> 23:05.900 So I go this, and then now we're good. 23:05.900 --> 23:07.740 Kennedy for the Sub-Williams, thank you for the great. 23:07.740 --> 23:10.260 I hate paywalling chat, but it's gotten to a point, bro. 23:10.260 --> 23:12.180 In this summer, I've grown a lot. 23:12.180 --> 23:14.020 Yeah, there's 19,000 people in stream. 23:14.020 --> 23:16.860 There's 0% chance that I keep it not in sub only, 23:16.860 --> 23:18.300 90% of stream. 23:18.300 --> 23:22.700 Because until we get to the gaming once we get to the gaming 8,000 people leave and it doesn't matter 23:23.060 --> 23:28.500 Because when we get to the gaming all the people that are here for the reacts fucking leave and then we're good. Oh 23:29.220 --> 23:33.760 My god foster they give it the five gifts William they give it a three not playing Clover pick Dustin's 23:33.760 --> 23:39.520 I know think of the sub goo santi and big take it the sub lock in now lock in lock in lock in we're starting the react 23:40.080 --> 23:42.080 Let's go 23:43.820 --> 23:46.320 Fixing camera let's go lock in 23:46.320 --> 24:04.320 Washington. Can I say I love being able to entertain as many people as possible, but I'm low key excited for the larger younger percentage of my audience to not be able to make my streams that are really annoying. 24:04.320 --> 24:08.720 Like when September hits, the worst chatters leave. 24:08.720 --> 24:09.600 And I love it. 24:11.360 --> 24:12.200 And I love it. 24:14.200 --> 24:17.080 It's like a full reset. 24:17.080 --> 24:18.720 It's like a full reset, bro. 24:18.720 --> 24:21.920 I'm so serious because they can't make stream. 24:21.920 --> 24:24.720 They can't make, that's mean, that's not mean, bro. 24:24.720 --> 24:27.160 I'm not upset that they're watching me. 24:27.160 --> 24:29.840 They're the chatters that literally just span. 24:29.840 --> 24:31.400 They're the worst chatters. 24:31.400 --> 24:41.920 All right, it's so much better. 24:41.920 --> 24:47.400 Well, I don't know how much it will change this year because I've been streaming for 24:47.400 --> 24:48.400 so long. 24:48.400 --> 24:50.400 Oh my god. 24:50.400 --> 24:52.400 Try. 24:52.400 --> 24:54.400 Try. 24:54.400 --> 24:56.400 Try. 24:56.400 --> 24:58.400 Try. 24:58.400 --> 25:00.400 Try. 25:00.400 --> 25:02.400 Try. 25:02.400 --> 25:04.400 Try. 25:04.400 --> 25:06.400 Oh my god, I can't talk about it. 25:06.400 --> 25:08.400 When I have... 25:08.400 --> 25:10.400 Never mind, I can't even talk about it. 25:10.400 --> 25:12.400 I can't even talk about it. 25:12.400 --> 25:14.400 Some bullshit business, bro. 25:14.400 --> 25:16.400 Nine paragraph email. 25:16.400 --> 25:18.400 I'm not upset that there's more viewers, right? 25:18.400 --> 25:21.400 It's more so like when I say September hits 25:21.400 --> 25:23.400 and the annoying chatters leave. 25:23.400 --> 25:24.400 I'm being real. 25:24.400 --> 25:27.400 Like most of the annoying chatters leave 25:27.400 --> 25:30.400 because they get distracted by many other things 25:30.400 --> 25:36.400 and they don't have this much time on their hands to be bobbled or something. 25:36.400 --> 25:37.400 What happened with 100K? 25:37.400 --> 25:39.400 What do you mean what happened with 100K? 25:39.400 --> 25:41.400 What happened with 100K? 25:41.400 --> 25:43.400 What happened with 100K? 25:43.400 --> 25:45.400 What happened with 100K? 25:45.400 --> 25:47.080 What happened with the 100k? 25:47.080 --> 25:49.560 Let's be a little bit more specific there, Scotty. 25:49.560 --> 25:50.480 All right, let's lock in. 25:50.480 --> 25:54.360 I could feel the anger building, the lawsuit. 25:54.360 --> 25:56.960 That's still in the books. 25:56.960 --> 25:59.680 I don't think you realize how long that shit takes. 25:59.680 --> 26:03.720 Wing in one, take it with the sub, Reinskill, Duke, Danon, 26:03.720 --> 26:06.600 Ur, Dom, who's Lazy and Conan, take it with the sub. 26:06.600 --> 26:09.360 K, Eric, Radd, maybe take it with the sub, Sushi, take it with the three. 26:09.360 --> 26:12.240 Janko, pick off the sub, Zen, Zon, and Foster, take it with the sub. 26:12.240 --> 26:16.280 Think of the three janko and pick off the sub Zen Zen and foster think of the sub just to put it in perspective 26:16.480 --> 26:22.480 Not a totally different situation when I had that one company that I did an ad for not pay me and they went into a lawsuit 26:22.480 --> 26:24.480 It took a year and a half for them to pay me 26:24.740 --> 26:26.920 Like a year and a half of like legal disputes 26:27.640 --> 26:30.260 I switch and three think of the sub 26:31.120 --> 26:33.120 So yeah, that's tough 26:33.280 --> 26:37.360 Even if I do an ad like if you see me do an ad I don't get paid usually till net 60 26:38.440 --> 26:40.440 So like if I do an ad for something 26:40.440 --> 26:47.060 Like on stream, I won't get paid for that until like said in an ad today. I want to get paid until like late September 26:47.760 --> 26:50.960 And that's if they pay me net 60 60 days 26:51.640 --> 26:54.920 net 30 net 60 it's usually net 30 or 60 26:55.600 --> 27:01.120 Stream what streams? It's usually 60 days. What's the lawsuit? I may that there was a company that 27:01.520 --> 27:05.960 May be trying to sue me. Well in the process of some sort of discussion right now 27:05.960 --> 27:07.960 Men take it with a 10 gifted subs. 27:07.960 --> 27:09.440 Take it with a 10 gifted. 27:09.440 --> 27:11.560 KZU take it with a sub three and let's take it with a sub. 27:11.560 --> 27:12.960 Lock in, done talking about it. 27:12.960 --> 27:15.240 Lock in, done talking about it. 27:15.240 --> 27:16.280 Let's go. 27:16.280 --> 27:17.120 What do you do? 27:17.120 --> 27:18.440 It's copyright shit, Julian. 27:18.440 --> 27:19.280 See, take it with a sub. 27:19.280 --> 27:20.120 Songs though. 27:21.320 --> 27:24.400 Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in. 27:24.400 --> 27:26.240 Lock in, lock in. 27:26.240 --> 27:27.080 Not videos. 27:27.080 --> 27:28.640 If anybody ever wants me to not watch their video, 27:28.640 --> 27:29.480 I turn it off. 27:29.480 --> 27:31.160 Half of my videos get copyrighted anyway 27:31.160 --> 27:33.360 by the creators that make them. 27:33.360 --> 27:35.320 And if they ever tell me to remove videos, I do. 27:35.320 --> 27:37.760 There was a creator that actually reached out to me the other day and he was like, 27:37.760 --> 27:40.760 Hey, I just private it a video you reacted to for subs only. 27:41.040 --> 27:41.880 Are you able to remove it? 27:41.880 --> 27:42.960 I said, sure, deleted it. 27:43.580 --> 27:45.160 I'm not here to steal content. 27:45.160 --> 27:47.160 You know, I don't, I don't like doing that. 27:47.260 --> 27:51.960 So I try to transform videos I watch if the creator deans that I don't, or they 27:51.960 --> 27:54.700 want to copyright it, or they don't want me to watch their videos, they let me know. 27:54.700 --> 27:55.320 And I never will. 27:55.940 --> 27:56.520 It's that simple. 27:56.920 --> 27:58.840 Uh, pugly thinking of the tier two Trevor and stuff. 27:58.840 --> 27:59.340 He's for the sub. 27:59.460 --> 27:59.740 All right. 27:59.840 --> 28:00.240 Let's go. 28:01.160 --> 28:02.000 Lock it. 28:03.760 --> 28:04.920 It was Jack Pembroke. 28:04.920 --> 28:07.200 No, Jack Maverick asks me to watch his videos. 28:07.860 --> 28:09.060 He said because it's good. 28:09.060 --> 28:10.500 It's like rap, like brand rap. 28:10.500 --> 28:13.700 Anyways, why you wouldn't survive the walking dead? 28:15.460 --> 28:16.060 Walking dead. 28:16.060 --> 28:17.260 We see humanity brought to. 28:18.460 --> 28:22.800 It started, you know how like I press play and it was at zero seconds, but it was like point two. 28:22.800 --> 28:26.440 And why you wouldn't survive the walking dead in the world of the walking dead? 28:26.440 --> 28:31.140 We see humanity brought to the very brink of extinction by a mysterious disease 28:31.140 --> 28:37.820 up the wildfire virus, wiping out over 99% of the world's population and turning. 28:37.820 --> 28:42.260 Which is like so hard to believe, bro. 28:42.260 --> 28:47.780 Like the walking dead, I'm gonna say, I, you know, getting into this video, I guarantee 28:47.780 --> 28:52.020 you he's gonna try and say, this is the problems of the walking dead. 28:52.020 --> 28:54.980 You might think it's easy, but it's not, and here's why. 28:54.980 --> 28:56.740 They walk. 28:56.740 --> 28:58.900 It's in the name. 28:58.900 --> 29:09.680 walking dead as long as you avoid like Philadelphia, New York City, Miami, like you'll probably 29:09.680 --> 29:17.820 be okay. In my mind. Yes. The worry in the walking dead is actually less the zombies 29:17.820 --> 29:24.540 and more the people like other people because now you live in a governmentless country with 29:24.540 --> 29:32.460 like warlords running many factions that steal and pillage from other people. Like that's the 29:32.460 --> 29:38.540 fear is that other humans are going to kill you. Not that the zombies are going to be that big of an 29:38.540 --> 29:44.540 issue. People into flesh eating monsters refer to in the series as walkers and although that all 29:44.540 --> 29:51.500 sounds very bad on paper. I still think a lot of people watch the series and think yeah surviving 29:51.500 --> 29:56.140 in this world would be a piece of cake. I'm sure I could morph into a Prime Brick Grimes. 29:56.140 --> 30:04.060 No, I think every problem of surviving in The Walking Dead is primarily going back to like 30:04.060 --> 30:11.420 Neanderthal times. Like, I'm a caveman, I need to- how do I get food, water, sustenance? If I 30:11.420 --> 30:19.100 break my leg, what do I do? Like, just base survival. The zombies are like 5% of the problem. 30:19.100 --> 30:27.100 genuinely. Yes, in the walking dead, everyone's infected. When they die, they turn. Anytime 30:27.100 --> 30:31.720 somebody dies, guess what you do? Stab them in the fucking head. Stab them, cut their 30:31.720 --> 30:36.860 fucking head off. Cut their fucking head off. How do I get a geek bar? You might have to 30:36.860 --> 30:41.060 fucking take a boat all the way to China to their factory that's now abandoned in salvage. 30:41.060 --> 30:45.540 You have to, you're gonna have to, you know, if you're a big vapor, yeah, you're gonna have 30:45.540 --> 30:47.720 have a nicotine problem, okay? 30:47.720 --> 30:50.920 You're gonna run out of stuff. 30:50.920 --> 30:52.680 You might have to start smoking cigarettes 30:52.680 --> 30:55.240 and growing tobacco. 30:55.240 --> 30:56.080 That's another problem. 30:56.080 --> 30:58.800 And now you have the issue of dying young from cancer 30:58.800 --> 31:01.000 more so than when you were faking Pire. 31:01.000 --> 31:02.960 Like there's no internet. 31:02.960 --> 31:04.720 So how are you gonna play competitive games? 31:04.720 --> 31:08.960 But these are the issues that are actually going to arise. 31:08.960 --> 31:11.040 I think the biggest problem is starting to death, 31:11.040 --> 31:13.720 dying of diseases or other problems 31:13.720 --> 31:16.360 that would normally be like hospital solutions. 31:17.640 --> 31:20.240 Or like clean water, that's a big thing. 31:20.240 --> 31:21.960 It's just like I'm in the wilderness. 31:21.960 --> 31:23.520 From my right hand of machete 31:23.520 --> 31:25.800 and start hacking some slow-moving zombies to death. 31:25.800 --> 31:26.640 Like that's how I think I die. 31:26.640 --> 31:28.400 I don't need to be the bearer of bad news 31:28.400 --> 31:31.080 and tell you you're very wrong. 31:31.080 --> 31:32.560 Because when society collapses, 31:32.560 --> 31:34.880 there are far deadlier factors at play 31:34.880 --> 31:37.080 than merely just avoiding walker bites. 31:37.080 --> 31:41.240 So this is why you wouldn't survive the walking dead. 31:43.720 --> 31:53.740 Okay, I know what I don't understand is okay. Have you all ever seen the movie World War Z? 31:53.740 --> 32:00.840 World War Z is a true through and through zombie apocalypse. If you don't know World 32:00.840 --> 32:10.240 War Z, it's a movie that's basically The Walking Dead, but they run like full speed. 32:10.240 --> 32:12.840 They run and they're smart. 32:12.840 --> 32:15.920 They're a lot smarter than the zombies in Walking Dead. 32:15.920 --> 32:17.520 They're still dead, right? 32:17.520 --> 32:18.840 It's not like they've just transformed 32:18.840 --> 32:21.280 and they're like humans that crave flash or something. 32:21.280 --> 32:23.000 Like they're dead people, 32:23.000 --> 32:26.100 but they can like climb walls 32:26.100 --> 32:29.960 and like kind of swim and you, 32:29.960 --> 32:34.960 they're much more capable than a Walking Dead zombie is. 32:34.960 --> 32:37.520 So that's like the primary problems of the zombies 32:37.520 --> 32:39.660 in World War Z. 32:39.660 --> 32:41.300 What does he inject himself with? 32:41.300 --> 32:43.420 Spoiler alert, this movie's like 15 years old though, 32:43.420 --> 32:44.300 so I don't really care. 32:44.300 --> 32:47.260 What does he inject himself with to where they don't eat him? 32:47.260 --> 32:48.500 Is it like cancer? 32:48.500 --> 32:49.940 No, it's not cancer. 32:49.940 --> 32:51.420 It is cancer. 32:51.420 --> 32:53.260 Yeah, it's like a disease. 32:53.260 --> 32:56.380 He gives himself some sort of disease 32:56.380 --> 32:59.060 and that has a cure in it. 32:59.060 --> 33:00.420 It's like a, no, I don't know if it's, 33:00.420 --> 33:02.420 he doesn't just give himself cancer. 33:03.340 --> 33:05.140 He gives himself cancer. 33:09.660 --> 33:12.620 He injects himself with, it's not AIDS. 33:12.620 --> 33:13.740 Was it AIDS? 33:13.740 --> 33:15.380 He doesn't give himself AIDS. 33:15.380 --> 33:20.380 That's not, that's not, what does the guy give? 33:21.420 --> 33:23.060 He doesn't give himself AIDS. 33:23.060 --> 33:25.140 That's like so much, that's like, 33:25.140 --> 33:26.540 that's also a problem now. 33:26.540 --> 33:27.580 Now you have AIDS. 33:28.620 --> 33:32.460 What does the guy give himself in World War Z 33:32.460 --> 33:35.620 so the zombies don't eat him? 33:35.620 --> 33:46.500 A lethal but curable terminal disease. 33:46.500 --> 33:54.500 Zombies in the Walking Dead ignore terminally ill hosts. 33:54.500 --> 34:04.080 My point is why do the walking dead zombies still eat humans if humans also are infected? 34:04.080 --> 34:10.200 Wouldn't zombies eat other zombies or are they just noticing that the flash is is I guess 34:10.960 --> 34:12.960 like new 34:14.000 --> 34:19.800 Alpha gal do you think I'd be chilling like do you think a zombie do you think a zombie may be in the walking dead of 34:19.800 --> 34:22.240 Rovers you would be like ooh this guy got bit by a tech 34:23.120 --> 34:25.120 This is a no-go, right? 34:27.200 --> 34:30.380 Don't like just stated that this but that's just what I don't understand 34:30.380 --> 34:34.380 It's like in The Walking Dead, everyone's infected in the world. 34:35.380 --> 34:42.380 So how, why are the zombies, like, what are the zombies recognizing in Rick in this scene to be like, I might want to eat him? 34:42.380 --> 34:44.380 They said that there's more to worry about. 34:44.380 --> 34:50.380 I think it's like rotting flesh. I think, yeah, it's like non-fresh, like rot they won't eat. 34:50.380 --> 34:54.380 Like if you had like a gangrene foot, they would ignore it. 34:54.380 --> 35:00.180 than just being bitten by a walker, but we must first address the elephant in the room, 35:00.180 --> 35:04.980 and that is the flesh eating reanimated corpses that call this universe home. 35:04.980 --> 35:09.540 Now at first glance, any zombies seen in the series post season 1, I'll admit would be 35:09.540 --> 35:12.340 fairly easy to deal with in isolation. 35:12.340 --> 35:16.660 But not only did the series creator Robert Kirkman confirm that the zombies in this universe 35:16.660 --> 35:22.940 outnumber the living roughly 5,000 to one, but I also see people when tackling this hypothetical 35:22.940 --> 35:30.100 But I also hate how like they survived that long like this is a dead rotting body 35:30.180 --> 35:33.100 I feel like within weeks 35:33.820 --> 35:36.260 Maybe a month or two months 35:37.100 --> 35:42.580 Most of the zombies are now don't like disintegrated falling apart 35:43.460 --> 35:45.060 Nothing, right? 35:45.060 --> 35:49.380 Like because the virus is taking over your body, but their body's still rotting 35:49.380 --> 35:57.660 So, at what point, in my mind, one frost kills most zombies. 35:57.660 --> 36:03.340 They don't have an internal thermal regulation anymore, or do they? 36:03.340 --> 36:08.380 Because it's like, if you're living in fucking Maine, and the zombie apocalypse breaks out, 36:08.380 --> 36:11.900 one winter, all the fucking zombies are frozen to death. 36:11.900 --> 36:14.380 They have internal regulation still. 36:14.380 --> 36:16.300 But then why are they robbing? 36:16.300 --> 36:17.700 That doesn't make any sense. 36:17.700 --> 36:26.620 It's a fictitious show. Shut the fuck up. That one chatter that's either in Twitch or on YouTube right now that's going 36:26.700 --> 36:34.300 This is a fictitious show. We're talking about if this was real life. Okay, you jackass you utter idiot 36:34.980 --> 36:40.820 That's why we're talking about this in a realistic sense because we're talking about if I was actually in this universe 36:40.820 --> 36:47.660 Utility dismiss one crucial fact, and that is the concept of zombie media just doesn't 36:47.660 --> 36:50.100 exist in the world of The Walking Dead. 36:50.100 --> 36:53.580 I mean think about it, we've all grown up watching Shaun of the Dead, playing plants 36:53.580 --> 36:57.660 versus zombies or binging horror films, and because of this we are familiar with the fairly 36:57.660 --> 37:03.140 universal rules of these undead monsters, i.e. must destroy the brain to kill them, 37:03.140 --> 37:08.220 abide means you're infected, and avoid population dense areas at all costs. 37:08.220 --> 37:12.060 But the people of the Walking Dead universe, with you included if you were dropped into 37:12.060 --> 37:14.980 it, would have no idea of these a- 37:14.980 --> 37:16.540 I don't care! 37:16.540 --> 37:18.040 I don't care! 37:18.040 --> 37:22.300 I wouldn't have any knowledge of that if an apocalypse is going on. 37:22.300 --> 37:26.860 Okay, you don't know if I get bit I'm infected headshot only. 37:26.860 --> 37:27.860 Okay, fine. 37:27.860 --> 37:32.980 If you are in an apocalyptic scenario, regardless whether or not you know about zombies, and 37:32.980 --> 37:36.300 your brain goes to, let's go to the big city. 37:36.300 --> 37:42.880 Oh my god, the apocalypse is starting. Let's go to the Big Apple. Let's get a Times Square. You deserve to die 37:43.400 --> 37:46.460 You deserve to die in that in that universe 37:46.740 --> 37:54.140 If you're if your clear strategy is I'm going to go to the most densely populated area in a fucking 37:54.420 --> 37:59.180 Apocalypse get the fuck out. That is the biggest strategy is I need to leave 37:59.740 --> 38:05.220 But the people of the walking dead universe with you included if you were dropped into it you need resources 38:06.300 --> 38:12.300 Bro, so you pillage houses or fucking an apartment complex or some shit. 38:12.300 --> 38:14.100 What are you getting from a city? 38:14.100 --> 38:18.500 And what are you getting from New York City that you couldn't get in some fucking rural ass town? 38:19.300 --> 38:21.500 Get down, think of the five gifteds. 38:22.500 --> 38:25.400 Uh, Ticer, think of the three that and Bubbles, think of the sub. 38:25.400 --> 38:29.600 Danny Lays, Scummy, Michael, Migg, think of the three, Farron, VC, for the sub. 38:29.600 --> 38:33.600 Uh, DeRay, Yuud, uh, Danon, Steele, and Lazy, think of the sub. Lock in. 38:33.600 --> 38:40.600 would have no idea of these aforementioned zombie rules or even the concept of a zombie itself. 38:40.600 --> 38:46.600 It would just be a totally alien concept, decreasing your chances of survival massively. 38:46.600 --> 38:48.600 So, let me set the scene for you all. 38:48.600 --> 38:51.600 One night your dad becomes sick with a strange illness, 38:51.600 --> 38:56.600 and that night whilst asleep in your room you suddenly wake up to the excruciating pain 38:56.600 --> 38:59.600 of your own father biting into your arm. 38:59.600 --> 39:06.080 wrong. I'm closing my door and he's not knowing how to turn the door. My father's sick. What 39:06.080 --> 39:13.200 do you think? I'm laying next to him at night if he's going and he's turning green. He's 39:13.200 --> 39:25.320 turning green. I've they know how to open doors. They can open doors. Fuck. They can 39:25.320 --> 39:53.320 doors. Your immediate reaction after waking up would not be to smash your dad's skull in with a lamp and amputate. Yes, it would. Yes, it would. Yes, it would. Okay, maybe not amputate my own foot. My first, my first thought is I'm killing him. If you're getting, you wake up and you're getting your foot eaten. Yeah. I think you're probably, I think you're probably in a fight or flight there. Doesn't matter who's eating your foot. You're in fact. 39:53.320 --> 40:02.680 your own dad? Yeah! Dude, you wake up and your gangrene looking father is gnawing on 40:02.680 --> 40:09.640 your leg like a fucking turkey leg. You're killing him. You're killing him. That's what's 40:09.640 --> 40:12.920 happening. What are you talking about? Oh, I'm not going to do that. What are you doing? 40:12.920 --> 40:17.160 Dad, what are you doing? He doesn't look human anymore. He's just fucking weird eyes and he's 40:17.160 --> 40:24.160 He's like, your pussion is done! It's over, mag dump! Yeah, literally! 40:24.160 --> 40:29.840 Put it on, because you wouldn't even understand the sheer severity of the situation until 40:29.840 --> 40:35.080 it was way too late. And I know that example sounds incredibly niche and specific, but 40:35.080 --> 40:40.160 this is exactly how millions of people would be caught off guard. When a loved one is burning 40:40.160 --> 40:44.440 up with a fever and acting violently, our instincts would be to comfort them, try and 40:44.440 --> 40:52.040 calm them down or cool them down games. No. I don't know. Maybe in the very, very beginning. 40:52.040 --> 40:58.640 In the very beginning. But once I know people are zombies and I'm seeing this person get 40:58.640 --> 41:05.040 mad sick, I'm going, how did the first guy become a zombie? There had to be. Even if 41:05.040 --> 41:12.520 you don't know how zombies work, right? Somebody became a zombie. And regardless of whether 41:12.520 --> 41:15.960 or not they eat somebody and turn them into zombie they're going somebody was a zombie 41:15.960 --> 41:21.480 without being bit or eaten by a zombie so now that I'm seeing this person get real sick 41:21.480 --> 41:29.400 and they got a bite on their fucking leg or some shit I'm going grab a shotgun and end 41:29.400 --> 41:34.360 their existence and it's this fundamental lack of knowledge that would sweep across 41:34.360 --> 41:39.520 the planet causing the death of millions long before many of you could pick up a baseball 41:39.520 --> 41:43.040 bat, wrap it in barbed wire, and start strutting around the apocalypse. 41:43.040 --> 41:45.600 Little pig, little pig! 41:45.600 --> 41:50.240 And even if you did somehow manage to survive the initial wave of domestic horror, your 41:50.240 --> 41:55.400 survival would still boil largely down to sheer geographical luck. 41:55.400 --> 41:59.400 Because if you live in a major city, the odds are already stacked against you. 41:59.400 --> 42:04.160 Picture hearing the chaotic news reports of a virus making people uncontrollably violent. 42:04.160 --> 42:09.320 Yeah, honestly, I think that's where I have bad RNG as I live in the most densely populated 42:09.320 --> 42:17.480 state. Like New Jersey is just a shit poll. Like what's like the ideal state to live Alaska? 42:19.720 --> 42:27.640 Alaska. Living in like Iceland or Alaska or like somewhere really cold and like 42:28.280 --> 42:36.200 in deserted Wyoming. Maybe even like Oklahoma. Now Oklahoma is pretty populated North Dakota. 42:36.200 --> 42:38.760 Yeah, somewhere where there's not a lot of people. 42:41.480 --> 42:42.720 Isle of Man. 42:43.520 --> 42:45.120 Even like other countries. 42:46.120 --> 42:50.160 Like Australia would be tough because you're kind of stuck. 42:50.560 --> 42:54.320 But Australia is also just like a goaded country for an apocalypse, because like 42:55.040 --> 42:57.720 if you quarantine it off, it's pretty easy to like. 42:58.680 --> 43:03.840 Be chill while you sit alone in a high rise apartment, you would have no living 43:03.840 --> 43:10.440 in Europe would be the worst Europe or like dense Asia during a zombie apocalypse 43:10.440 --> 43:16.400 I think people always talk about the US cuz like a lot of them are based in the US because these are like shows that are around 43:16.400 --> 43:23.820 US living in China would be horrible living in China or India all of India would be dead. Oh my god, India would be the worst 43:24.960 --> 43:31.500 If you were in like fucking just some packed ass city like what's like 43:31.500 --> 43:38.860 What's like one of the most packed cities in India? 43:38.860 --> 43:42.740 Or like Bangladesh? 43:42.740 --> 43:45.660 Mumbai? 43:45.660 --> 43:48.580 27,000 people per square kilometer. 43:48.580 --> 43:49.580 Yeah. 43:49.580 --> 43:50.580 That'd be bad. 43:50.580 --> 43:54.020 No idea what to do in those crucial first few days. 43:54.020 --> 43:58.460 Do you fight back against these crazed individuals chasing you down the street or is there a 43:58.460 --> 44:00.700 vaccine on the way that can heal them all? 44:00.700 --> 44:04.360 little do you know the entire world is already infected and there is no cure 44:04.360 --> 44:08.680 coming and even if you did decide to fight back for your life how long would 44:08.680 --> 44:13.600 it take you to realize that 40 North Sentinel Island bro they have no idea 44:13.600 --> 44:21.240 y'all ever think about that the North Sentinelese everyone on earth could die 44:21.240 --> 44:27.480 but then and nothing changes for them do you think they'd find out yeah I think 44:27.480 --> 44:35.360 Like at some point, like boats would start washing up and remains or like if everyone 44:35.360 --> 44:37.760 on earth died, I'm saying not from a nuke. 44:37.760 --> 44:42.480 A nuke, there would be like a fucking sunblock out and everybody would die. 44:42.480 --> 44:50.080 But like, if a zombie apocalypse happened, they would they know. 44:50.080 --> 44:54.720 Eventually, I think a zombie would wash up on a boat. 44:54.720 --> 45:01.120 a fishing boat in like that southern Sri Lankan area, somebody would turn into a zombie 45:01.120 --> 45:07.040 and then the boat would drift to their island and then there would just be zombies on it. 45:07.040 --> 45:11.920 Shorts do absolutely nothing against these things and the only way to stop them is with 45:11.920 --> 45:13.900 a direct blow to the brain. 45:13.900 --> 45:18.640 My point is many people would die long before Rick Grimes even woke up from his coma in 45:18.640 --> 45:19.640 the series. 45:19.640 --> 45:20.640 As they just simply... 45:20.640 --> 45:24.600 See I don't remember that but I haven't watched this show in so long I don't remember 45:24.600 --> 45:30.100 how this started. I know he was like a cop, or like a sheriff, he would have no idea what 45:30.100 --> 45:33.820 threat they were dealing with. And that's not to mention, even if you did survive the 45:33.820 --> 45:37.000 initial days slash weeks of the apocalypse, how e- 45:37.000 --> 45:43.120 Damn bro, waking up from a coma and having zombie apocalypse. Brutal. 45:43.120 --> 45:45.480 Easy it would be to let your God down for just a- 45:45.480 --> 45:50.800 I would think I was in- I would think I was in hell. Honestly. And that's coming from 45:50.800 --> 45:58.640 something that's like not religious like if I woke up if I if I was in a coma and I woke up in a 45:58.640 --> 46:06.320 hospital and I walked outside and there were zombies I would think that I am dead and I'm in some 46:06.320 --> 46:13.440 sort of like torturous afterlife moment and get bit would you sacrifice your dog now Daisy's 46:13.440 --> 46:18.960 coming with me then or have your camp invaded by a passing hold of the dead I mean take Tyrese 46:18.960 --> 46:23.840 from the main team. If she got bit though, I yeah, I would what if Daisy got bit 46:28.240 --> 46:31.920 during a zombie apocalypse, I'm going to be real here and and there's going to be people that are 46:31.920 --> 46:37.600 like, Oh my God, I think this is the most humane thing you could do. If Daisy got bit by a zombie, 46:38.160 --> 46:42.000 and she was like bleeding out, I think I think I would just shoot her in the head. 46:42.000 --> 46:44.000 I 46:44.000 --> 46:46.000 Would eat her now I would put her down 46:46.560 --> 46:52.220 Because you would die it'd be tort. That'd be a torturous death like that be whore you'd have to like 46:53.800 --> 46:55.800 It'd be like the only thing that you could do 46:57.080 --> 47:01.480 But I don't know I just think that that would be yeah 47:01.480 --> 47:06.240 And that's the only thing that you had like that's the only option. I wouldn't eat my dog though now 47:06.840 --> 47:11.340 That's an ice-cold tank. Yeah, I think it's like fairly that's a probably pretty normal thing 47:11.340 --> 47:13.340 I think some people would be like oh 47:13.660 --> 47:17.040 Cats dogs even turn or can dogs even turn yeah, I think so right? 47:18.240 --> 47:25.580 Wasn't there like a zombie deer in fucking walking dead? There's other animals that could be zombies. No. Oh, it is only humans 47:25.580 --> 47:27.580 Oh shit. Well, then I probably 47:28.860 --> 47:30.860 Well dogs are mammals. Oh 47:31.540 --> 47:33.980 Yeah, I couldn't even eat Daisy even if I wanted to 47:36.420 --> 47:39.300 Can dogs turn in the walking dead 47:41.340 --> 47:51.340 No. Pathogen is exclusive to humans. Oh, that's like even more goaded. Bro, she would be like the most useful thing ever. 47:51.340 --> 47:59.340 But zombies try to eat any animal. Like zombies all eat horses and stuff. So I would have to be like really protective of her. 47:59.340 --> 48:04.340 I mean, if she got bit by a zombie and was like bleeding out, yeah, them still. But I would try to save her. 48:04.340 --> 48:09.860 for example a six foot tall physically capable former you can't be a cannibal. I don't really want 48:09.860 --> 48:14.900 to be a cannibal anyway because then you get that like prion disease in the walking dead or whatever 48:14.900 --> 48:21.060 and you like turn crazy. NFL player is caught off guard by a singular what is this guy talking about 48:21.780 --> 48:27.140 two days slash weeks of the apocalypse how easy it would be to let your guard down for just a 48:27.140 --> 48:33.140 moment and get bitten or have your camp invaded by a passing hall of the dead. I mean take Tyrese 48:33.140 --> 48:39.560 from the main TV series for example, a six foot tall physically capable former NFL player 48:39.560 --> 48:43.780 is caught off guard by a singular walker. And later on in the show we saw this with 48:43.780 --> 48:49.900 Carl Grimes as well, just one lapse of judgement or one wrong turn could mean your end. 48:49.900 --> 48:56.920 In fact you'd probably be sleep deprived, starving and dehydrated and it makes these 48:56.920 --> 49:01.980 mistakes a lot easier to occur. So although the zombies from The Walking Dead might not 49:01.980 --> 49:06.260 Click 11 threats. They still possess a very real danger 49:06.540 --> 49:13.260 Whether it's from a lack of knowledge being cool of God or the shit. I'm gonna hit y'all some brutal hypotheticals here 49:15.460 --> 49:22.100 Well number one in the show when they start having kids like six months into the apocalypse dork energy, bro 49:22.100 --> 49:24.100 You got to give it a minute, you know 49:25.060 --> 49:27.660 There's a horde of zombies running at you 49:28.980 --> 49:30.940 You have a kid 49:30.940 --> 49:35.640 But it's not like an infant that you could pick up this kid's like eight years old 49:38.820 --> 49:40.820 He's not running quick enough 49:46.340 --> 49:48.340 What are you 49:49.180 --> 49:51.180 What are you are you 49:51.180 --> 49:57.100 Like what let me put you in a scenario. There's like there's like 50 zombies pinching you guys off and 49:57.100 --> 49:59.100 And 49:59.100 --> 50:01.100 You're picking them up. I 50:02.180 --> 50:04.180 Mean I'm trying 50:04.260 --> 50:06.100 but I 50:06.100 --> 50:09.620 If it was my kid, I think I'm trying harder, right? 50:10.260 --> 50:13.660 But let's I'm saying this is like okay chat. This is not your kid 50:14.220 --> 50:19.740 This is like you're you're running down a hallway in an apartment complex, right? 50:19.740 --> 50:28.200 There's zombies pinching you guys off only one of you is probably like you could escape 50:28.200 --> 50:31.500 But if you help this kid you're probably gonna die like there's like a good chance 50:31.500 --> 50:34.120 You're gonna die cuz he's not fast enough. Are you leaving him? Oh? 50:38.220 --> 50:40.220 What's that? 50:40.220 --> 50:42.220 Boom! Kneecap is ass! 50:42.220 --> 50:44.220 Fucking run out of it! 50:48.220 --> 50:49.220 All right damn this, I'm like 50:49.220 --> 50:50.220 BOOM! 50:50.220 --> 50:53.220 Fucking hit him in the leg, just fucking run out! 50:53.220 --> 50:55.220 He had numbers of them right 50:56.220 --> 50:58.220 Fucking symbol monkey and zombies 50:58.220 --> 51:00.220 No, that'd be terrible 51:00.220 --> 51:03.220 But hey, at least walkers are somewhat in your control 51:03.220 --> 51:07.220 The next factor is entirely based on your immune system 51:10.220 --> 51:16.100 Okay, so now we've identified just one of the many threats of surviving in this world 51:16.340 --> 51:22.740 Let's look into something that only further deep. Oh, why don't they yo I didn't watch the whole show after? 51:23.040 --> 51:26.480 What's the what's the guy that got his head caved in by Negan? 51:28.580 --> 51:32.140 It was like a season or two after that when they started making bullets 51:32.540 --> 51:38.420 When they had that really smart guy with a mullet, but he was like really cocky and annoying and he was like making gut 51:38.420 --> 51:42.940 He was making ammo like after Glenn died and then that should I stop watching? 51:43.460 --> 51:47.440 What was I gonna say? Did they why don't they ever I don't remember if they did this? 51:47.780 --> 51:50.800 Why did they not just carry like a bucket of flesh? 51:50.800 --> 51:55.880 They could like throw to distract the zombies like chum. Did they ever do that? 51:57.500 --> 52:04.620 Like I feel like they should have just carried like a ziploc bag full of like meat and if they ever got like you just chuck that shit 52:04.620 --> 52:11.620 They prefer live shit. It can't be rotten. 52:11.620 --> 52:15.620 The Bible. And that is of course the wildfire viruses. 52:15.620 --> 52:22.620 Alright bro, then I'm like, ugh. I don't know, I feel like I'd start raising rats. 52:22.620 --> 52:29.620 And carrying live rats with me. And if a zombie was like running at me, I'd just fucking throw one at it. 52:29.620 --> 52:34.900 So, to understand why your immune system is your biggest liability here, we first have 52:34.900 --> 52:38.940 to look at how the wildfire virus itself actually operates. 52:38.940 --> 52:43.060 And this brings us nicely to one of the biggest plot twists in the entire series. 52:43.060 --> 52:47.420 And that is the secret Dr. Jenna whispers to Rick Grimes in season one, revealing that 52:47.420 --> 52:51.540 everybody is infected, including living people. 52:51.540 --> 52:55.220 But what does this mean for your survival chances? 52:55.220 --> 52:59.500 Well, we all know the virus turns people into flesh eating monsters and relies on 52:59.500 --> 53:05.660 reanimated host to pass on the deadly infection via bites. But what people fail to account for, 53:05.660 --> 53:11.020 as seen throughout Fear the Walking Dead Season 1, is a huge portion of the world's population 53:11.020 --> 53:17.180 flat out died from the virus without being bitten. Now putting a number on just how many people died 53:17.180 --> 53:22.300 from this would be purely speculation as it's never actually been staked. Oh like the people that 53:22.300 --> 53:27.020 lived were able to like cope with it and had it lift dormant in their body but like some people 53:27.020 --> 53:29.980 literally just flat out died from the virus like it was like covid. 53:29.980 --> 53:33.980 So he did the series. But we can say with absolute certainty, 53:33.980 --> 53:39.340 you're a mean see I feel like he's saying this but I watched the first like seven seasons of 53:39.340 --> 53:44.060 this show and I don't remember that. Like I remember everybody being infected but I don't 53:44.060 --> 53:47.100 remember them ever saying like oh yeah some people just died of the virus. 53:47.100 --> 53:51.020 System might not be able to combat the initial infection in the... 53:51.020 --> 53:55.900 Damn bro what shudshit. Like you don't even get to survive you just immediately turn because 53:55.900 --> 54:01.100 your your fucking immune system can't take it first place essentially meaning no amount of that 54:01.100 --> 54:06.940 blows combat training stockpiling food or rural living will protect you if you are one of the 54:06.940 --> 54:13.500 millions who simply fall sick and die on day one of the apocalypse let that sink in if but then 54:13.500 --> 54:22.300 if you have a kid would that kid not have a chance of just also immediately turning into a zombie 54:22.300 --> 54:29.300 The virus swept across the globe and infected. 54:29.300 --> 54:35.300 Or does he automatically just get your, like the odds are he'd get your immune capability, 54:35.300 --> 54:38.300 or like the genes from you to survive. 54:38.300 --> 54:40.300 Yeah, genetically. 54:40.300 --> 54:43.300 But, Skelly, that's not 100%. 54:43.300 --> 54:50.300 Like, if you have two people with certain traits, they might have a kid that also just gets the virus. 54:50.300 --> 54:56.700 guys. Laying dormant in billions and you might just get genetically unlucky. So your body reacts 54:56.700 --> 55:01.100 poorly to the initial pathogen, you run a fatal fever and you're like what is this chatter, what 55:01.100 --> 55:04.540 if you had a kid with a goldfish, what does that even mean? Snazzy, you're setting in timeout, 55:04.540 --> 55:07.020 you're setting in timeout, Snazzy, that just doesn't even make sense. 55:09.340 --> 55:14.700 Basically dead before you even realize a zombie apocalypse is happening and ultimately this factor 55:14.700 --> 55:19.820 is totally out of your control and there is a very real threat that your immune system 55:19.820 --> 55:25.580 wouldn't even let you survive the first 48 hours. On top of this, due to how the virus works, 55:25.580 --> 55:31.260 even if you or somebody else dies from a non-zombie related incident, like a heart attack or infection, 55:31.260 --> 55:37.020 for example, they will come back as a walker, which is why it's so hard to maintain a community in 55:37.020 --> 55:41.580 this environment. Yeah, that does suck, because if you have anybody that just dies, like you could 55:41.580 --> 55:46.700 just have everybody closed off, you could be in a safe society with like 50 to 100 people, 55:46.700 --> 55:54.040 Somebody dies in their sleep and they become a zombie and now you deal with an internal zombie in your area because all it takes is one 55:54.220 --> 56:02.000 Non-walker related fatality and it can cause yo you get bit. Okay, chat you get bit. What are you doing? 56:02.160 --> 56:04.620 Are you are you telling people? 56:05.300 --> 56:11.540 Like in your area. Are you trying to chop your arm off? Are you killing yourself? Like what are you doing? 56:11.540 --> 56:22.140 I mean, you got a few days, you know, I think I'm gonna tell people and I'm gonna be like, 56:22.140 --> 56:27.100 I'll catch y'all later and just like walk off into the distance. 56:27.100 --> 56:32.020 Otta chaos if you're not extremely careful. 56:32.020 --> 56:37.140 If I got bit off rip though, like say they bite my hand, I'm telling them to cut my 56:37.140 --> 56:44.140 hand off. Because that's how you can be safe. If you do it quick enough, say they bite my 56:44.140 --> 56:52.140 ... if they bite here, I'm going to do a clean cut with an axe. Just fucking chop elbow down. 56:52.140 --> 56:58.140 Elbow down. Now. 56:58.140 --> 57:02.140 If you haven't already gathered, there's a huge element of luck that goes into surviving 57:02.140 --> 57:07.900 apocalypse, but things will now get even worse. Let's assume you get genetically lucky, survive 57:07.900 --> 57:12.540 the copious amounts of walkers roaming around the streets, and none of your family get infected. 57:12.540 --> 57:17.180 Well now you have to deal with the pleasure of other survivors. Now I already- 57:17.180 --> 57:19.900 This is the hardest part. This is genuinely the hardest part. 57:19.900 --> 57:24.140 dealing with people hard enough in the real world. So now imagine a crazed psycho like the governor 57:24.140 --> 57:29.660 who has zero regard for human life and views you purely as an expendable asset, rolling up on you 57:29.660 --> 57:36.780 with a tank. Yo, like you really actually have to have like you would kind of need to be in 57:36.780 --> 57:43.820 agreeance upon ways of functioning. If I was a leader of a walking dead group, 57:46.060 --> 57:54.060 I think I would approach it like I was a pirate captain sharing loot with my crewman. 57:54.060 --> 58:05.460 Like I would be like a Spartan that I'm also fighting with you guys and I'm a share everything even Stevens, but I call the shots 58:07.500 --> 58:11.520 So they don't have a reason to mutiny against you and 58:12.740 --> 58:18.620 Anything you find is shared equally you would have you'd have to be a communist you'd have to be a communist 58:18.620 --> 58:26.620 If you tried to run, like you're fucked, dude. You'd have to have like a pirate communist nation. 58:27.620 --> 58:33.620 Horrible people still exist. Yeah, but like Negan, like he's like the dictator, right, effectively. 58:33.620 --> 58:37.620 But I feel like those guys would just die. 58:37.620 --> 58:46.620 Like if you live in an apocalypse and you're trying to be a dictator among your people, like they're gonna turn on you at some point. 58:46.620 --> 58:50.980 Like the only way that they don't is if you are even with them 58:51.860 --> 58:57.780 And what point is we quite Katie like you would have to have like a communist state where people are still like 58:59.700 --> 59:05.620 Even like you would be a leader but under like a some sort of democratic hey we talk we choose 59:05.700 --> 59:08.780 But that that's under the idea that everybody agrees with you 59:09.380 --> 59:13.680 So you really kind of have to team with people that have the same exact mindset as you or it's fucked 59:13.680 --> 59:16.380 Like, if you team with somebody that's like, 59:16.380 --> 59:18.840 I don't think this is how, bang, 59:18.840 --> 59:21.200 you see in this, well, now you're a dictator. 59:21.200 --> 59:22.600 Now it's, now you're a dictator. 59:22.600 --> 59:25.160 Now you're just killing everybody that disagrees with you. 59:25.160 --> 59:28.000 So, ah, you know, it all ends in that. 59:28.000 --> 59:29.480 Theory's the biggest threats 59:29.480 --> 59:33.520 after the initial fall of society is other people. 59:33.520 --> 59:35.280 And Walker, if you would kill half your chat, 59:35.280 --> 59:36.760 I would not team with my chat. 59:36.760 --> 59:38.200 Are you on crack? 59:38.200 --> 59:41.040 There's literally no world. 59:41.040 --> 59:42.400 There's, are you Joe Bart? 59:42.400 --> 59:43.820 Yeah, wait, what's that? 59:43.820 --> 59:45.320 BOOM! 59:45.320 --> 59:46.820 Me capped! 59:46.820 --> 59:47.820 Me capped! 59:47.820 --> 59:49.820 I can run in the other way! 59:49.820 --> 59:51.320 Holy shit! 59:51.320 --> 59:52.820 Hell no! 59:52.820 --> 59:54.060 Ground hazard. 59:54.060 --> 59:58.620 Make no mistake, the post-apocalyptic landscape is an utterly ruthless place, 59:58.620 --> 59:59.320 and it's usually- 59:59.320 --> 01:00:01.220 I don't know what you showed the mods now. 01:00:01.220 --> 01:00:05.700 I don't know, would that be beneficial if the zombie apocalypse happened and somebody knew me? 01:00:05.700 --> 01:00:06.700 I think that would. 01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:10.300 It'd be whether or not they liked me though. 01:00:10.300 --> 01:00:11.600 That would be the issue. 01:00:11.600 --> 01:00:18.140 Are you Jo Bart? Yeah. Oh, I was a fan of your streams. Awesome. Now we're teams, right? Now we're now we're set. 01:00:18.640 --> 01:00:24.200 Are you Jo Bart? Yeah. Oh, oh, aren't you a leaptard? 01:00:27.520 --> 01:00:29.000 No, I run the other way. 01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:41.240 Most of the worst who will survive. The character of Dale sums this up perfectly in season two, where he describes this new world as now being supplied with the fittest. When supplies are scarce, shelter is limited and 01:00:41.240 --> 01:00:46.980 disagreements happen, unfortunately, people will very quickly resort to violence in order 01:00:46.980 --> 01:00:48.140 to solve disputes. 01:00:48.140 --> 01:00:50.760 You banned me in your Twitch chat. 01:00:50.760 --> 01:00:51.760 They stare at me. 01:00:51.760 --> 01:00:54.700 They're like white knuckling right now. 01:00:54.700 --> 01:00:57.260 You banned me in your Twitch chat. 01:00:57.260 --> 01:00:59.540 That was a two month sub. 01:00:59.540 --> 01:01:00.540 Problems. 01:01:00.540 --> 01:01:03.540 I mean, we even, I even gave you my prime. 01:01:03.540 --> 01:01:04.660 See it in the real world. 01:01:04.660 --> 01:01:09.540 So when you remove the punishment and consequences of the law, it would basically become the 01:01:09.540 --> 01:01:15.380 purge on steroids. I think the absolute scariest part of the entire apocalypse would without a 01:01:15.380 --> 01:01:20.420 doubt be dealing with the other survivors. You let your guard down for one second or hesitate and 01:01:20.420 --> 01:01:25.700 someone else could kill you. You run the constant risk of raiders stealing your supplies and doing 01:01:25.700 --> 01:01:30.660 would that kill you? I feel like you had a game like unhire. And if your community's resources 01:01:30.660 --> 01:01:36.660 are getting tight, even your closest allies might decide your share of the food is worth more than 01:01:36.660 --> 01:01:42.180 your own life. Ultimately in order to survive you would have to be incredibly careful of who you 01:01:42.180 --> 01:01:47.220 let into your group. If you go it alone you run the risk of being overwhelmed by a large group 01:01:47.220 --> 01:01:52.260 and if you go for the safety in numbers approach someone you once trusted might betray you. 01:01:52.260 --> 01:01:58.500 To be brutally honest, damn bro what is like the ideal group size for a zombie apocalypse? 01:01:58.500 --> 01:02:15.500 probably like 20 where you're not too big to be a society. I would say oh five is a small group. I think if you're going, yeah, having a squads probably pretty chill, but you can't really rebuild society with squads. 01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:26.500 I'm thinking like long term 20 people, you could like generationally rebuild society to a degree. 01:02:26.500 --> 01:02:31.960 I dread to think about all the atrocious act 20 people though, then you have people that are like 01:02:32.680 --> 01:02:34.000 You know 01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:41.580 Plotten acts once I feel like I'd be paranoid as fuck. I could not be a leader in the zombie apocalypse. I 01:02:42.540 --> 01:02:49.900 Would go crazy. I would go fucking insane if I was a leader in the apocalypse. I'd be like they're talking about me 01:02:49.900 --> 01:02:52.660 They're planning something. 01:02:52.660 --> 01:02:53.660 Sophisticated. 01:02:53.660 --> 01:02:55.740 They're gonna kill me. 01:02:55.740 --> 01:02:58.980 People would be committing in a now lawless world. 01:02:58.980 --> 01:03:03.340 Murder, essay, cannibalism, theft and much, much more. 01:03:03.340 --> 01:03:08.500 Add in layers of deceit, lies and false hope and it makes every single person you run into 01:03:08.500 --> 01:03:12.100 in your post-apocalyptic journey a potential death trap. 01:03:12.100 --> 01:03:17.860 Oh, and by the way, spoiler alert, you are not Rick Grimes, so you don't have the main 01:03:17.860 --> 01:03:22.620 character plot armour we see in the series. Just think of all the antagonists you could 01:03:22.620 --> 01:03:26.980 run into in this world, the termites, the governor, the claimers, the wolves, the whispers 01:03:26.980 --> 01:03:31.780 and the list goes on and these are only the ones we see on screen so think what else could 01:03:31.780 --> 01:03:37.220 be lurking out there. In a world of survival of the fittest where hesitation becomes fatal 01:03:37.220 --> 01:03:42.460 it would be brutal, exhausting and a deeply depressing place to try and exist. And look 01:03:42.460 --> 01:03:47.660 of course I'm not saying every single person would be this evil lunatic but unfortunately 01:03:47.660 --> 01:03:49.980 the vast majority probably would be. 01:03:49.980 --> 01:03:52.460 And it's the sad, but ultimately realistic truth 01:03:52.460 --> 01:03:53.780 of human nature. 01:03:53.780 --> 01:03:55.660 Because when our backs are against the walls, 01:03:55.660 --> 01:03:57.380 we become desperate, selfish, 01:03:57.380 --> 01:04:00.380 and loyalties would very quickly go out the window. 01:04:00.380 --> 01:04:02.580 What you'd really need to do, 01:04:02.580 --> 01:04:04.620 now loyalties would go out the window, bro, 01:04:04.620 --> 01:04:07.380 but you could, God, now I'm starting to think, 01:04:07.380 --> 01:04:09.100 I don't know, like you could have, 01:04:09.100 --> 01:04:13.300 in a smaller group, you would have like a pirating mindset. 01:04:13.300 --> 01:04:14.940 But if you wanted to build society, 01:04:14.940 --> 01:04:18.060 you would have to have like many group leaders 01:04:18.060 --> 01:04:20.260 that control, like you could be the leader 01:04:20.260 --> 01:04:21.940 and you would have to have five guys 01:04:21.940 --> 01:04:24.380 that you were originally with, 01:04:24.380 --> 01:04:28.340 like five just people that like fuck with you 01:04:28.340 --> 01:04:31.620 and you all agree on like how something should be run 01:04:31.620 --> 01:04:35.020 and then they individually monitor 01:04:35.020 --> 01:04:37.900 like different individuals and groups of people. 01:04:37.900 --> 01:04:39.660 Like a council, yeah. 01:04:39.660 --> 01:04:41.420 But not even really a council, 01:04:41.420 --> 01:04:46.820 be kind of like broke, kind of like, ah, no, no, no, no, 01:04:46.820 --> 01:04:51.260 because then you'd be, then you'd be like murdering people. 01:04:51.260 --> 01:04:51.820 I don't know. 01:04:51.820 --> 01:04:53.700 You want to also have like, then what 01:04:53.700 --> 01:04:55.780 do you do if somebody betrays you? 01:04:55.780 --> 01:04:58.460 Like say, say, say you're in a society 01:04:58.460 --> 01:05:01.700 and you have 50 people, 100 people. 01:05:01.700 --> 01:05:03.740 If you're the leader, you have five people 01:05:03.740 --> 01:05:06.740 that are like semi-co-leaders, like a Clash of Clans clan, 01:05:06.740 --> 01:05:09.620 and they run, you know, five, 10 people each. 01:05:09.620 --> 01:05:13.200 and one guy gets caught stealing from somebody else. 01:05:13.200 --> 01:05:16.120 Are you really gonna throw him in prison? 01:05:16.120 --> 01:05:17.760 You can't banish him. 01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:20.340 You probably gotta kill him. 01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:22.920 But then, 01:05:24.200 --> 01:05:27.800 but then, now everybody has the, now you're Negan. 01:05:27.800 --> 01:05:29.560 Now you're literally, 01:05:29.560 --> 01:05:33.520 now you're literally the villain in the show. 01:05:33.520 --> 01:05:35.920 Like, what are you doing with him? 01:05:35.920 --> 01:05:38.160 You know, because you can't be just be like, 01:05:38.160 --> 01:05:42.300 Oh, you're good. Forgive him. Now there's no punishment. Now he's gonna do it again, right? 01:05:43.160 --> 01:05:47.340 All it takes is you walking along one day and somebody hiding in the bushes to some 01:05:47.340 --> 01:05:54.240 Wow, this is actually making me realize how hard it would be to lead. I think best scenario you never start a society 01:05:54.240 --> 01:05:57.040 You just live your life out with like four other people 01:05:57.040 --> 01:06:00.440 I think you guys are so right in the beginning when I was like, what's the ideal group size? 01:06:00.600 --> 01:06:03.880 Five people you just go fucking kick it in the woods till you die 01:06:03.880 --> 01:06:08.560 like don't even try and rebuild society don't try and do any of that but they 01:06:08.560 --> 01:06:12.200 want your stuff so they're going to kill you for it or you hesitate in pulling 01:06:12.200 --> 01:06:16.320 the trigger realizing the severity of taking another human life only to be 01:06:16.320 --> 01:06:21.480 beaten to it by that other person who shoots you first or even worse you walk 01:06:21.480 --> 01:06:25.320 into a settlement under the pretenses they will take you in and look after you 01:06:25.320 --> 01:06:28.920 only to find out it's a bunch of cannibals why not large groups I don't 01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:32.360 know Thomas because of the shit that I was just talking about bro a piece of 01:06:32.360 --> 01:06:37.720 person who shoots you first. Or even worse, you walk into a settlement under the pretenses 01:06:37.720 --> 01:06:42.280 they will take you in and look after you, only to find out it's a bunch of cannibals 01:06:42.280 --> 01:06:47.120 and you're on the menu tonight. At least with walkers, you know what to expect. A mindless 01:06:47.120 --> 01:06:53.080 pursuit of flesh. As humans, a complicated cunning and deceitful, making them the most 01:06:53.080 --> 01:07:01.160 dangerous post-apocalyptic threat you could possibly find. 01:07:01.160 --> 01:07:06.080 Now this next factor plays heavily into your geographical location, which I did touch upon 01:07:06.080 --> 01:07:10.520 earlier, whilst also kind of linking to the other survivors section, because it's people 01:07:10.520 --> 01:07:16.500 and the military's reaction to the wildfire virus, particularly in cities across America. 01:07:16.500 --> 01:07:20.920 In the first few days of the outbreak, local police departments quickly became overwhelmed, 01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:25.760 hospitals filled up, and riots broke out nationwide. So the military was dispatched 01:07:25.760 --> 01:07:30.360 into major cities across America, setting up safe zones in strategic areas in order 01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:44.440 to try and regain control from me. This however would very quickly prove futile, as after just 01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:50.280 over a week of trying to retake the cities, morale, supplies and exhaustion quickly overwhelmed 01:07:50.280 --> 01:07:56.200 the soldiers. As they not only fought an utterly relentless foe, but were also dramatically out 01:07:56.200 --> 01:07:59.800 numbered with central areas of cities cruelling with more. 01:08:00.000 --> 01:08:06.840 Yeah, if I if I had to escape a city and I saw this, like, just 01:08:06.840 --> 01:08:10.920 like the New York Knicks celebration in the streets of 01:08:10.920 --> 01:08:19.160 New York, but it's just all zombies. I'm going yeah, jeez. And 01:08:19.160 --> 01:08:23.200 then like, I just how would you see you have to literally like 01:08:23.200 --> 01:08:27.120 building hop out of the city like there's this is just impossible. 01:08:27.120 --> 01:08:28.640 Crawling with walkers. 01:08:28.640 --> 01:08:33.360 But what that means for you is if you were a civilian and you lived in a city across America 01:08:33.360 --> 01:08:38.720 you would have to get incredibly lucky to already be living within an area the military fenced off 01:08:38.720 --> 01:08:44.160 and protected as a quote unquote safe zone or you'd be stuck in a living hell. 01:08:44.160 --> 01:08:49.840 All of the things went bad many people tried to exit the cities in turn blocking up all the 01:08:49.840 --> 01:08:52.140 Damn, but would there still be a government? 01:08:52.140 --> 01:08:56.740 I feel like that military, like whatever military group took over in that. 01:08:56.740 --> 01:09:00.140 I think the government would deploy military groups, but I think over time 01:09:00.480 --> 01:09:04.540 they would kind of just segment into being their own functioning societies. 01:09:04.980 --> 01:09:09.540 Like whatever military leader was running that group would just be the guy 01:09:09.540 --> 01:09:12.640 that like he's just the head of New York at that point. 01:09:12.840 --> 01:09:14.940 Iways making escape for you. 01:09:14.940 --> 01:09:17.580 Like would they interact with other military groups 01:09:17.580 --> 01:09:20.900 By a vehicle, virtually impossible. 01:09:20.900 --> 01:09:26.620 To make things even worse, the military were ordered to contain the virus, so in turn, 01:09:26.620 --> 01:09:32.380 they shot anything that moved outside of safe zones, whether you were infected or not. 01:09:32.380 --> 01:09:36.820 So unless you were in one of these military zones, you'd be playing a constant and very 01:09:36.820 --> 01:09:43.480 deadly game of hide and seek, versus the people who were sent in to supposedly save you. 01:09:43.480 --> 01:09:48.960 were now everywhere across the cities and riots of angry survivors plagued the country. 01:09:48.960 --> 01:09:53.160 Your chances of being stuck in a city and trying to survive outside of a military safe 01:09:53.160 --> 01:09:55.460 zone would be very slim. 01:09:55.460 --> 01:09:59.360 But even if you were lucky enough to be in a safe zone, you wouldn't fare much better 01:09:59.360 --> 01:10:04.720 in the end as some camps became overrun, but the worst was yet to come. 01:10:04.720 --> 01:10:09.280 Because after the military realized they weren't going to be able to take back America's cities, 01:10:09.280 --> 01:10:13.000 They initiated a plan to try and neutralize the virus. 01:10:13.000 --> 01:10:17.200 In the middle of the night, the military would evacuate their posts and their safe zones, 01:10:17.200 --> 01:10:18.900 telling no civilians. 01:10:18.900 --> 01:10:24.040 And only a matter of hours later, before someone even realized their retreat, the city would 01:10:24.040 --> 01:10:26.000 be bombed with napalm. 01:10:26.000 --> 01:10:30.520 This top secret mission was dubbed Operation Colbow and the only way in fear of the walking 01:10:30.520 --> 01:10:36.280 dead our survivors find out about this classified operation is by literally capturing and torturing 01:10:36.280 --> 01:10:37.280 a soldier. 01:10:37.280 --> 01:10:41.500 for many, while sound asleep in their supposed safe zones, or whilst fighting for their lives 01:10:41.500 --> 01:10:42.500 outside of the- 01:10:42.500 --> 01:10:45.120 Yeah, I mean the government would do that. 01:10:45.120 --> 01:10:50.100 But that- if everybody in the world is infected, I don't really think this contains anything. 01:10:50.100 --> 01:10:58.060 I think this is a scenario that would happen if like, all of New York City got infected. 01:10:58.060 --> 01:11:01.820 Like all of New York City got infected, but only New York City. 01:11:01.820 --> 01:11:03.560 Like only LA. 01:11:03.560 --> 01:11:05.040 Only the people in LA. 01:11:05.040 --> 01:11:10.880 of LA's just fucking zombies they're a carpet bombing LA like they would be 01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:16.560 met by a constant bombardment of bombs this would not only kill millions of 01:11:16.560 --> 01:11:20.640 survivors but also only add to the walker problem as people subsequently 01:11:20.640 --> 01:11:25.760 died and reanimated operation cobalt was a colossal they would be red mess what the 01:11:25.760 --> 01:11:29.560 fuck are we talking about they carpet bomb they carpet bomb the city you 01:11:29.560 --> 01:11:35.220 They're gonna reanimate what's gonna reanimate the fucking the the loose hand limb 01:11:35.600 --> 01:11:39.980 That's fucking laughed alive like if they bomb the city of fucking dust 01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:44.400 What's reanimate literally fail and led to the collapse of their control? 01:11:44.600 --> 01:11:48.420 But this failure men if you lived in pretty much every city across America 01:11:48.900 --> 01:11:52.920 Except Philadelphia and Portland who managed to escape this fate you would all 01:11:54.520 --> 01:11:59.500 Philadelphia managed to survive most certainly be killed as for cities 01:11:59.500 --> 01:12:04.220 outside of America, like Paris, London and Barcelona, although not bombed, we see they 01:12:04.220 --> 01:12:08.380 fared incredibly poorly as well due to the sheer density of people. 01:12:08.380 --> 01:12:10.700 So in the world of the walking dead, just me leagues- 01:12:10.700 --> 01:12:14.500 Yo, I really could see Philly surviving that shit though. 01:12:14.500 --> 01:12:17.340 Like what city do you think would fare best by people? 01:12:17.340 --> 01:12:20.900 I could see like Philly or New York. 01:12:20.900 --> 01:12:26.020 I could see like there being communities of people that literally just go on the streets 01:12:26.020 --> 01:12:32.420 with like axes and just fucking like 300 start slaughtering zombies. 01:12:33.460 --> 01:12:36.260 Toledo, I mean, you have probably Texas on it. 01:12:36.260 --> 01:12:37.460 Well, that's the thing. 01:12:37.460 --> 01:12:41.500 Texas has the most guns, so they would be able to kill the most zombies, 01:12:41.500 --> 01:12:45.180 but they're going to just start killing each other because you have to deal with people. 01:12:45.780 --> 01:12:50.300 The main problem is also people that now have no rules. 01:12:51.700 --> 01:12:55.420 And it's like no rules in an area where the average person has a pickaxe 01:12:55.420 --> 01:13:02.780 is a lot different than, like, the rules the average guy has of fucking assault rifle or, like, 01:13:02.780 --> 01:13:03.980 submachine guns. 01:13:03.980 --> 01:13:07.180 Disting in a city essentially becomes a death sentence. 01:13:11.820 --> 01:13:17.820 I think often one of the most overlooked challenges within any apocalypse is the mental aspect of 01:13:17.820 --> 01:13:22.860 it. Let's quickly assume you are within the 1% of survivors and although the odds aren't in your 01:13:22.860 --> 01:13:27.340 favour, there is definitely a chance you might survive. While the chances of the people you 01:13:27.340 --> 01:13:33.420 once loved also being in that 1% let's just say are not in your favour. Let's look at Rick 01:13:33.420 --> 01:13:38.540 Grimes for example and just take a second to think about how mentally taxing his journey 01:13:38.540 --> 01:13:44.140 through the apocalypse was. He lost his wife, his son, countless friends, love interests and 01:13:44.140 --> 01:13:49.980 watched Negan Bash two of his closest allies skulls in with a baseball bat. I don't care what 01:13:49.980 --> 01:13:55.500 anybody says. This is going to have some serious mental repercussions on an individual. 01:13:55.500 --> 01:13:58.780 And if that isn't enough, let me give you a real world example. 01:13:58.780 --> 01:14:04.380 Take PTSD in US soldiers from World War 2. Each and every brave soul who fought on that 01:14:04.380 --> 01:14:08.700 battlefield didn't go into it thinking, yeah, this is definitely going to mentally break me 01:14:08.700 --> 01:14:14.700 for the rest of my existence. But for many of them, unfortunately, it did. On top of this, 01:14:14.700 --> 01:14:21.340 cases of PTSD only rose in prisoners of war, with nearly 60% of them coming away from the 01:14:21.340 --> 01:14:26.940 ordeal with the illness, which just proves the human brain in most cases will just break 01:14:26.940 --> 01:14:32.940 after witnessing terrifying or highly distressing events, like these soldiers saw in war or reality 01:14:32.940 --> 01:14:38.060 check like you would be seeing in the apocalypse. I'm watching your family and friends. 01:14:38.060 --> 01:14:45.220 I think there would be PTSD involved. I think more like realistically you just become the people that you were you were fighting against 01:14:45.980 --> 01:14:47.180 like a 01:14:47.180 --> 01:14:55.100 Real Rick Grimes would just become Negan like a I don't know how the show goes or how it ends, but it's like 01:14:56.380 --> 01:14:58.900 Eventually he would just start murdering everyone 01:15:00.300 --> 01:15:06.760 It would just be like I'm done. I'm just gonna kill anyone I see right literally anyone that I don't know 01:15:06.760 --> 01:15:14.460 Now, only turning into flesh-eating monsters or seeing them killed in front of your very own eyes is going to mentally destroy you. 01:15:14.460 --> 01:15:20.360 I think some people would just flat out opt out of existing in a world like this and others would let it drive them insane. 01:15:20.360 --> 01:15:24.960 And whilst yes, we all like to think we'd be Rick Grimes dropping some insanely cold one-liners. 01:15:24.960 --> 01:15:29.960 Besides, I'll really make you a promise. 01:15:29.960 --> 01:15:35.960 The harsh reality is most of us would more likely resemble a character like Clara from 01:15:35.960 --> 01:15:41.040 season 4 of the show. A woman who after the death of her husband clings on to survival 01:15:41.040 --> 01:15:46.560 but is depressed, delirious and all alone. Until one day, Rick stumbles upon her. She 01:15:46.560 --> 01:15:51.560 tries to lure Rick back to her camp and use him as food for her reanimated husband in 01:15:51.560 --> 01:15:56.960 a state of delirium. But after he fights her off, she just starts to be meant to the world. 01:15:56.960 --> 01:16:01.720 You think I'm more likely to- I understand I'm not Rick Rimes, okay? 01:16:01.720 --> 01:16:05.200 I'm not sitting here saying I'm gonna fucking tank the apocalypse and watch everybody I 01:16:05.200 --> 01:16:08.480 know fucking die and be okay, right? 01:16:08.480 --> 01:16:15.280 You think I'm more likely to be this woman who has a deranged attachment to her zombie 01:16:15.280 --> 01:16:20.200 husband- husband and try and kill people to feed him? 01:16:20.200 --> 01:16:22.520 Get the fuck out of here to die. 01:16:22.520 --> 01:16:27.520 As ugly and depressing as it may sound, most of our brains just aren't geared to witness 01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:30.400 the type of horrors and apocalypse we throw at them. 01:16:30.400 --> 01:16:35.360 Many people would break and become unhinged shells of their former selves, resulting in 01:16:35.360 --> 01:16:43.480 survivors breaking mentally long before they did physically. 01:16:43.480 --> 01:16:48.680 In the world of The Walking Dead, as soon as the day hit August 27th, known in the universe's 01:16:48.680 --> 01:16:54.520 Monument Day, a timer essentially begins. As this is the point food and other resources 01:16:54.520 --> 01:16:59.640 stop being produced and the longer into the apocalypse you go, the more depleted supplies 01:16:59.640 --> 01:17:04.440 will become. Now sure, you could try and grow your own food or hunt and fish, but unless you have 01:17:04.440 --> 01:17:08.760 some basic knowledge in these areas, you'll probably really struggle. We saw in the real 01:17:08.760 --> 01:17:14.280 world during a certain 2020 global pandemic how people picked the shops clean, leading to global 01:17:14.280 --> 01:17:19.520 shortages in certain goods. While now imagine the impact a zombie apocalypse would have 01:17:19.520 --> 01:17:24.280 on people's mindsets. They'd loot, steal and pick clean everything from supermarkets 01:17:24.280 --> 01:17:26.800 and pharmacies in the first few hours of- 01:17:26.800 --> 01:17:33.880 Yeah, anyone that needed like pharmacy based meds on a day to day basis would die very 01:17:33.880 --> 01:17:41.440 quickly as well. Like if you needed insulin as an example, like say you're something 01:17:41.440 --> 01:17:44.800 with diabetes, like childhood diabetes, you're dead. 01:17:46.220 --> 01:17:48.160 You're dying. 01:17:48.160 --> 01:17:52.280 Like maybe for a while, you'd be able to get what you need, 01:17:52.280 --> 01:17:53.820 but at some point you're fucked. 01:17:53.820 --> 01:17:57.260 Like Adderall, you're somebody that needs, 01:17:57.260 --> 01:17:59.480 honestly, I'm gonna have to take that. 01:17:59.480 --> 01:18:02.400 If you're somebody with extreme ADHD, 01:18:02.400 --> 01:18:07.400 you'd probably fare well during the apocalypse 01:18:07.740 --> 01:18:10.520 because you don't need Adderall. 01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:13.440 You're not sitting in an office job where you need to pay a tax. 01:18:13.440 --> 01:18:17.520 You're in a hyper, you're in a very stimulating environment 01:18:17.520 --> 01:18:19.680 where you're constantly doing different things. 01:18:19.680 --> 01:18:22.520 Like, in general, if you're somebody that's on Adderall, 01:18:22.520 --> 01:18:25.680 I don't think not having Adderall is that big of a problem 01:18:26.680 --> 01:18:28.600 in an apocalypse scenario. 01:18:28.600 --> 01:18:31.800 Like, yeah, you're gonna be constantly 01:18:31.800 --> 01:18:33.240 bouncing around other things. 01:18:34.200 --> 01:18:35.960 I don't know, like other based medicine, though, 01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:39.280 like anything that you actually have like a prescription for 01:18:39.280 --> 01:18:41.680 That like keeps you alive or healthy. 01:18:41.680 --> 01:18:44.440 Like if you need that, like you're, that's bad. 01:18:44.440 --> 01:18:45.400 The outbreak. 01:18:45.400 --> 01:18:47.360 And also no more dispensaries. 01:18:47.360 --> 01:18:48.400 I could grow weed. 01:18:48.400 --> 01:18:50.760 Operation Cobalt decimated the cities. 01:18:50.760 --> 01:18:53.320 Just think about how many supplies will burn to a crisp. 01:18:53.320 --> 01:18:54.640 I don't know if I'd want to get high though. 01:18:54.640 --> 01:18:56.960 I think that would be an extreme anxiety. 01:18:56.960 --> 01:19:01.440 That would be, that would be bad. 01:19:01.440 --> 01:19:02.280 Bad. 01:19:02.280 --> 01:19:03.560 Me on an edible. 01:19:03.560 --> 01:19:04.560 And then I hear. 01:19:04.560 --> 01:19:15.240 In the bombings, survival would very quickly become a daily struggle. 01:19:15.240 --> 01:19:19.280 The moment the electrical grid fails, water treatment plants would shut down, and the 01:19:19.280 --> 01:19:26.260 pristine tap water we completely take for granted now would just flat out be gone. 01:19:26.260 --> 01:19:30.680 If you resorted to drinking from stagnant ponds, lakes or local rivers without the means to 01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:35.960 properly purify or boil it, you aren't just quenching your thirst but you're playing a dangerous 01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:42.120 game with a plethora of waterborne pathogens every time you take a sip. And in a world with zero 01:19:42.120 --> 01:19:47.480 operating hospitals and no access to basic antibiotics, even the smallest of sicknesses 01:19:47.480 --> 01:19:53.880 could become fatal. And then comes the starvation aspect. Most people have absolutely no idea how 01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:59.800 to grow crops, let alone maintain agricultural land without commercial fertilizers, pesticides 01:19:59.800 --> 01:20:04.840 and modern machinery your only option would be to scavenge the obvious of food you could find 01:20:04.840 --> 01:20:12.280 and possibly I mean my my real goal would be to just build the Avengers man I I think I would 01:20:12.280 --> 01:20:20.440 in the first few weeks just try and gather a squad of info like I would want to know a guy that 01:20:20.440 --> 01:20:25.720 knows how to grow crop like I would immediately try and find everybody in my personal life that has 01:20:25.720 --> 01:20:27.560 some sort of survival skills. 01:20:28.740 --> 01:20:30.140 My friend, that's a paramedic. 01:20:30.140 --> 01:20:32.520 He's on the team, okay? 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:34.180 He's getting the ring up, right? 01:20:34.180 --> 01:20:37.220 He's squad member number one, right? 01:20:37.220 --> 01:20:42.220 Kid fucking turn a kid, you know, somebody bleeding out. 01:20:42.380 --> 01:20:44.100 Yeah, Skeddy's a great pick. 01:20:44.100 --> 01:20:48.900 Anybody that has some sort of medical knowledge, solid pick. 01:20:48.900 --> 01:20:50.740 You got a guy that's like a farmer, 01:20:50.740 --> 01:20:52.660 another solid fucking choice. 01:20:52.660 --> 01:20:59.980 Uh, like, you just got to, you got to gather people like that if you have to look from the outdoor boys. Oh my God 01:21:00.100 --> 01:21:09.920 He's a 99 overall. He's Pablo Sanchez in backyard baseball in the zombie apocalypse terms. This guy is I mean unstoppable 01:21:10.700 --> 01:21:14.860 Fucking it would be amazing. John Jones not pretty bad pick honestly 01:21:15.500 --> 01:21:17.580 John Jones. Yeah, he's a good hand-to-hand fighter 01:21:17.780 --> 01:21:22.260 Most of the fighting that you're gonna be doing against other people involves weaponry and he's also really big 01:21:22.660 --> 01:21:24.660 Uh, so he needs to eat a lot of food. 01:21:24.660 --> 01:21:26.660 So you want people that are like, 01:21:26.660 --> 01:21:30.160 high value and don't require a lot of resources themselves. 01:21:30.160 --> 01:21:31.660 The knowledge and know-how. 01:21:31.660 --> 01:21:34.660 But as the weeks turn to months and then possibly years, 01:21:34.660 --> 01:21:36.660 if you've done really well at keeping yourself alive, 01:21:36.660 --> 01:21:39.160 the challenge would only further increase. 01:21:39.160 --> 01:21:42.160 Canned goods would expire, medicine would lose its potency. 01:21:42.160 --> 01:21:44.160 Like an eagle scout. 01:21:44.160 --> 01:21:47.160 Somebody that got an eagle scout badge. 01:21:47.160 --> 01:21:49.160 And gasoline would degrade so much, 01:21:49.160 --> 01:21:51.160 it became basically useless. 01:21:51.160 --> 01:21:57.280 Rendering any vehicles you had essentially will co-shard Chris would be the worst person to have during a zombie apocalypse 01:21:58.200 --> 01:22:06.460 Being being fully outward here. Uh, Chris is one of my best friends. Uh, it's not like, you know, the closest guy in my life 01:22:06.460 --> 01:22:13.200 Yeah, that he would be horrible. He would die. He would be he would be dead instantly. He eats like mac and cheese every day 01:22:14.320 --> 01:22:19.120 So I mean like in that sense. Yeah, he doesn't really need other sustenance, but it's like the second he runs out of that 01:22:19.120 --> 01:22:21.120 It's just over like 01:22:21.160 --> 01:22:24.160 It's just, I don't know what you would do. 01:22:24.160 --> 01:22:25.160 Butless. 01:22:25.160 --> 01:22:30.160 Every single day would become a frantic and exhausting calculation of calorie spend 01:22:30.160 --> 01:22:32.160 versus the calories gained. 01:22:32.160 --> 01:22:38.160 You are constantly operating on a state of starvation, leaving you weak, dizzy and prone to fatal mistakes. 01:22:38.160 --> 01:22:42.160 And on top of this, your search for supplies would often take you to uncharted territories, 01:22:42.160 --> 01:22:45.160 leaving you at risk of being ambushed by the people who live there, 01:22:45.160 --> 01:22:48.160 or just having you camp-rated in your absence. 01:22:48.160 --> 01:22:55.280 And finally, without the use of vehicles, you'd have to be physically fit as well to be able to outrun walkers and maybe even other survivors. 01:22:55.280 --> 01:23:00.400 And your cardiovascular endurance would be essential to survival in this environment. 01:23:05.200 --> 01:23:09.520 Oh my god, I was saying, you know, I gave you guys the hypothetical earlier of like, 01:23:10.720 --> 01:23:14.640 there's like an eight year old kid running and he can't get away from the walkers. 01:23:14.640 --> 01:23:17.200 Are you saving him? It's even worse for old people. 01:23:18.160 --> 01:23:22.240 Even worse for old people once they hit like 65 01:23:24.280 --> 01:23:29.560 They're like just fucking walking corpses dude for for the zombies 01:23:30.800 --> 01:23:33.600 Conclusion although many of them like the second they have a health problem 01:23:33.600 --> 01:23:36.520 We're going to imagine ourselves as this in reality 01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:38.920 Most of us would probably look something like that 01:23:39.680 --> 01:23:45.640 Because in order to survive the world of the walking dead you'd have to survive a dormant airborne virus on day one 01:23:45.640 --> 01:23:50.680 you'd have to guess the correct rules of the undead in a world where zombie media doesn't exist, 01:23:50.680 --> 01:23:55.160 you'd have to escape firebombed gridlocked cities while the military tries to kill you, 01:23:55.160 --> 01:24:00.120 outsmart the often hostile other survivors, avoid losing your mind from the horrors you've witnessed 01:24:00.120 --> 01:24:05.880 and somehow find clean water and food every single day. And the harsh reality of it is the 01:24:05.880 --> 01:24:11.080 vast majority of us wouldn't be the heroes of this story. I'm also thinking he was talking about 01:24:11.080 --> 01:24:16.280 cardio vascular systems and that's where I I would lack because I smoked too much but you know 01:24:16.280 --> 01:24:21.560 I would probably have not have access to weed so that would improve over time the average American 01:24:21.560 --> 01:24:28.040 runs very slowly like I am sitting here going they're walking zombies but I'm like imagining the 01:24:28.040 --> 01:24:33.960 average customer at like a Walmart and watching them run away from a horde of zombies and they 01:24:33.960 --> 01:24:40.520 would probably like trip on their own feet face plant and die like the average person would 01:24:40.520 --> 01:24:48.520 probably get eaten. If the zombies are moving at like 4 miles per hour. 01:24:48.520 --> 01:24:52.880 We need to be part of the infected herds wandering aimlessly through the landscape, or be like 01:24:52.880 --> 01:24:58.400 Clara, an emotional wreck after the death of our loved ones. Because ultimately, survival 01:24:58.400 --> 01:25:03.120 in this environment is brutal and it isn't all about how tough you are because it mostly 01:25:03.120 --> 01:25:08.680 boils down to a horrifying mix of genetic luck, geographical positioning and psychological 01:25:08.680 --> 01:25:15.240 endurance. And that is why 99% of us just wouldn't survive the walking dead. I mean the numbers 01:25:15.240 --> 01:25:20.680 from the series don't lie. But who knows, maybe the future Rick Grimes of the Apocalypse is watching 01:25:20.680 --> 01:25:25.560 this very video. And in that case, I apologize for severely underestimating your abilities. 01:25:26.280 --> 01:25:30.600 Bro, this just brought back memories. He said future Rick Grimes. Y'all remember that? What was 01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:35.960 the show where it was like, it was Doomsday Preppers. My name's, my name's Rick. Well, 01:25:35.960 --> 01:25:38.260 I can't use Rick because it's literally Rick Grimes. 01:25:38.260 --> 01:25:42.660 My name's John and I'm playing him for a Sun Flare. 01:25:44.960 --> 01:25:48.460 I have 98 cans of tomatoes at the ready. 01:25:49.460 --> 01:25:52.260 They're the only sustenance you need. 01:25:52.260 --> 01:25:57.660 Look, I better than anybody understand how easy the Walking Dead may look to some- 01:25:57.660 --> 01:25:59.060 Nobody knows what you're talking about. 01:25:59.060 --> 01:26:01.760 Doomsday Preppers, you never watch Doomsday Preppers. 01:26:04.260 --> 01:26:05.860 It's an American TV show. 01:26:05.960 --> 01:26:08.140 There was four seasons. 01:26:08.140 --> 01:26:11.200 Come on, every episode, they would interview somebody 01:26:11.200 --> 01:26:15.720 and they would be like, my name's Mia 01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:18.280 and I'm afraid that the zombie apocalypse 01:26:18.280 --> 01:26:19.120 is gonna break out. 01:26:19.120 --> 01:26:21.720 Most of the time it was more realistic occurrences. 01:26:21.720 --> 01:26:23.000 It would be like sun flares 01:26:23.000 --> 01:26:26.080 or like stuff that would like nuclear apocalypses. 01:26:26.080 --> 01:26:27.640 You know, not like zombies. 01:26:27.640 --> 01:26:28.680 Most of the time it was like something 01:26:28.680 --> 01:26:31.200 that would knock out electrical grids. 01:26:31.200 --> 01:26:32.040 The vibe. 01:26:32.040 --> 01:26:33.960 And although it's nowhere near the worst apocalypse, 01:26:33.960 --> 01:26:35.800 you could find yourself in fiction. 01:26:35.800 --> 01:26:39.800 We aren't old fucks like you, yo, literally, Scully, I... 01:26:41.000 --> 01:26:44.300 It would still take a colossal effort just to stay alive. 01:26:44.300 --> 01:26:49.500 But with that being said, let me know down below in the comments how long you think you'd survive the Walking Dead apocalypse. 01:26:49.500 --> 01:26:50.000 If you- 01:26:50.000 --> 01:26:56.600 Bro, I'm giving myself- If I get past the first month, I think I'm surviving, like, a pretty long amount of time. 01:26:57.200 --> 01:27:03.000 I think that's most people. It's like, the average person has a very, very high chance of dying within the first month. 01:27:03.000 --> 01:27:06.340 And then after that, it's like, okay, now you're kind of, 01:27:06.340 --> 01:27:09.460 you're like past the first main hump. 01:27:09.460 --> 01:27:11.820 And then you just go from there. 01:27:11.820 --> 01:27:13.300 Like that's the thing. 01:27:13.300 --> 01:27:14.540 Dude, I gotta fix my fucking hair. 01:27:14.540 --> 01:27:15.380 Oh my God. 01:27:17.060 --> 01:27:18.860 Damn, that took us an hour and a half to get through. 01:27:18.860 --> 01:27:20.340 Yeesh, yeesh. 01:27:20.340 --> 01:27:21.940 All right, lock in. 01:27:21.940 --> 01:27:23.260 Junkyard, I didn't take up the sub. 01:27:23.260 --> 01:27:27.060 Grizzly, OA, Brody, David Flea, Green. 01:27:27.820 --> 01:27:32.580 Sunso, Twitch, MybadDross, BraedenO, BananaJaw, 01:27:32.580 --> 01:27:35.980 The Meg, T, Ninja, Nerd, for the Sun as well. 01:27:37.380 --> 01:27:40.300 Six hours stream today, absolutely not. 01:27:40.300 --> 01:27:41.220 Absolutely not. 01:27:41.220 --> 01:27:42.060 We're gonna do this game. 01:27:42.060 --> 01:27:43.740 I mean, worst case we just get two games in, 01:27:43.740 --> 01:27:45.940 but ideally we get all three. 01:27:45.940 --> 01:27:48.380 America's scientists are disappearing. 01:27:48.380 --> 01:27:49.940 More serious video. 01:27:49.940 --> 01:27:50.820 Graduate school. 01:27:50.820 --> 01:27:54.300 When I was in graduate school, many moons ago, 01:27:54.300 --> 01:27:58.140 back in the 1980s, I was in graduate school 01:27:58.140 --> 01:28:01.220 to get a PhD in astrophysics. 01:28:01.220 --> 01:28:05.600 And when you're getting an advanced degree in the sciences, 01:28:05.600 --> 01:28:07.360 especially in the physical sciences, 01:28:07.360 --> 01:28:11.280 what you notice is that other graduate students, 01:28:11.280 --> 01:28:13.360 many of them, and in some departments, 01:28:13.360 --> 01:28:15.920 most of them were not born in America. 01:28:15.920 --> 01:28:18.240 They came from other countries around. 01:28:18.240 --> 01:28:21.400 Is that true even today or only in the 1980s? 01:28:21.400 --> 01:28:24.880 Like if you're at a graduate program at a college, 01:28:24.880 --> 01:28:28.460 are most of the people there from other areas of the world? 01:28:31.660 --> 01:28:33.140 Yeah 01:28:33.140 --> 01:28:35.580 What other what other schools though? 01:28:35.580 --> 01:28:38.980 I mean like is there a way better graduate program not better 01:28:38.980 --> 01:28:42.260 But is there equally as good graduate programs in other parts of the world? 01:28:43.060 --> 01:28:45.540 Like the UK has great colleges. I 01:28:47.120 --> 01:28:53.060 Feel like there's so many other like even like just like country-based university like Australia probably has like some crazy schools 01:28:54.460 --> 01:28:56.640 Better connections probably that's true 01:28:56.640 --> 01:28:59.640 Germany, Switzerland, yeah, I think it's like all over the world. 01:28:59.640 --> 01:29:05.140 They might get their undergrad in like Germany and then come to the, come to the US to go to like Harvard or some shit. 01:29:05.140 --> 01:29:15.140 The world. These are countries whose system of education did not extend deeply into graduate studies in the fields of their interest. 01:29:15.140 --> 01:29:20.640 And so they had to look around the world to see who could serve those interests. 01:29:20.640 --> 01:29:25.140 And in the physical sciences, the United States had led the world. 01:29:25.140 --> 01:29:33.140 Half of my fellow graduate students were foreign-born nationals, and this was not uncommon. 01:29:33.140 --> 01:29:38.140 In the physics department, it was even higher, that fraction of foreign-born nationals. 01:29:38.140 --> 01:29:42.140 Isn't that not even uncommon, not in a graduate program? 01:29:42.140 --> 01:29:49.140 Like, if you're in an Ivy League, what percent of Ivy League students are from other countries? 01:29:55.140 --> 01:29:59.140 Like, what percent of Harvard students are international? 15%. 01:29:59.140 --> 01:30:04.140 The overall university's international population is 1 fourth. 01:30:04.140 --> 01:30:07.140 Which seems like that's not that high. 01:30:07.140 --> 01:30:10.140 Like, oh, 1 fourth of Harvard is from other countries. 01:30:10.140 --> 01:30:14.140 But like, dude, if you go to like fucking Penn State, 01:30:14.140 --> 01:30:18.140 if you went to like Miami U, U Miami, 01:30:18.140 --> 01:30:29.020 Miami. That shit's probably like 99% you Miami international student percentage. 8% of the 01:30:29.020 --> 01:30:35.540 whole the whole school. So it's like the other most universities are like very few international 01:30:35.540 --> 01:30:43.120 people and Miami, Ohio. Is that a city for most of them, they get their graduate degree 01:30:43.120 --> 01:30:47.920 and they would find job opportunities here in the United States, and they would stay. 01:30:49.060 --> 01:30:51.860 Now, I took that for granted. 01:30:51.860 --> 01:30:53.960 It was like, well, of course they're coming to the United States. 01:30:53.960 --> 01:30:54.760 This is America. 01:30:55.520 --> 01:31:02.720 And I didn't fully think about what might be the consequences to the country from which they came. 01:31:02.820 --> 01:31:07.660 This was tantamount to a brain drain from those countries. 01:31:07.720 --> 01:31:10.260 And those countries would not then be able to. 01:31:10.500 --> 01:31:11.620 I got a reply to JNC. 01:31:13.120 --> 01:31:15.180 you 01:31:43.120 --> 01:32:09.120 Sorry, I'm responding to Nicholas Stewart's ask me questions, I have to reply to him. 01:32:09.120 --> 01:32:19.960 I'm just gonna send this motherfucker a voice memo. Oh my god. Hold up 01:32:23.160 --> 01:32:26.840 Yeah, I'm probably I'm probably gonna vlog the 01:32:27.280 --> 01:32:31.840 Streamer games. I'm gonna have like a little body cam set up where I have like a chest strap with a GoPro 01:32:31.840 --> 01:32:33.840 And then I'm just gonna vlog the trip in general 01:32:33.840 --> 01:32:40.560 Um, and then all co-stream it day of and then cut the events down and react to it on stream at like a later date 01:32:41.120 --> 01:32:45.200 But I know if like of the 40 streamers going there's probably going to be what? 01:32:46.160 --> 01:32:48.160 28 people irling maybe more 01:32:51.760 --> 01:32:57.760 Create a a layer of science technology engineering and math to build 01:32:58.480 --> 01:33:01.680 Insider info that's not insider info. He was just asking me if i'm irling 01:33:01.680 --> 01:33:09.800 their infrastructure. They'd be beholden to advance, lock in technology to create a 01:33:09.800 --> 01:33:16.940 country and those countries would not then be able to create a layer of 01:33:16.940 --> 01:33:21.440 science, technology, engineering and math to build their infrastructure. They'd be 01:33:21.440 --> 01:33:25.800 beholden to advances from other countries that had the innovation and 01:33:25.800 --> 01:33:31.640 the educational tracking to create that kind of a world. So I just took it for 01:33:31.640 --> 01:33:38.680 I didn't think much about it. It was like, of course, they're here to study these subjects recently in the United States 01:33:39.560 --> 01:33:43.900 Science as a yeah, damn that fucking blows dude. You have the brightest people 01:33:43.960 --> 01:33:45.960 You have the brightest people in your country 01:33:46.480 --> 01:33:54.040 Going to the United States to do grad programs in these sciences and instead of coming back home and applying the things that they've learned 01:33:54.280 --> 01:33:56.280 They just stay in the US 01:33:56.280 --> 01:34:06.280 I've never, so then it's just like who do you have that's like left where you are like say you're coming from just like a lesser populated country. 01:34:06.280 --> 01:34:16.280 An enterprise has not been as welcomed or as supported as it has been in previous decades. This manifests in multiple ways. 01:34:16.280 --> 01:34:20.280 We've already talked about the halving of the science budget of NASA. 01:34:20.280 --> 01:34:26.200 By the way, that might not look like much on the total NASA budget, because NASA puts 01:34:26.200 --> 01:34:30.500 astronauts into space and, lately, to the moon and back. 01:34:30.500 --> 01:34:32.080 That's not the science budget. 01:34:32.080 --> 01:34:37.560 The science budget is a fraction on top of that that allows us to put up space telescopes, 01:34:37.560 --> 01:34:42.200 to search for life on Mars and on moons of Jupiter. 01:34:42.200 --> 01:34:48.280 It's all the images we get and the knowledge gleaned from the space telescope, such as 01:34:48.280 --> 01:34:50.120 Hubble, such as the James Webb. 01:34:50.120 --> 01:34:55.960 I hate the the take that people have that it's like oh well we have all of these problems 01:34:55.960 --> 01:34:58.880 We have to solve on earth. Why are we looking elsewhere in space? 01:34:59.320 --> 01:35:05.440 When we have these issues that we need to spend money on we should cut money from science programs that are looking outward and shit 01:35:05.440 --> 01:35:13.920 But it's like most not most so much of the discoveries that people make that help humans on earth are done 01:35:14.560 --> 01:35:18.520 through other research in random fucking fields 01:35:18.520 --> 01:35:36.520 Like if you're looking into space and you're learning about other galaxies and stuff, like some of the stuff they take away from that helps people on Earth in other random ways from things they've discovered elsewhere on other planets or through discovering other things. 01:35:36.520 --> 01:35:55.520 Even half of the, I mean, this is not necessarily defending my point in some way, but it's just kind of an example, is like half of the shit that we use today in your house, like a fucking microwave was made through military invention and it's like, obviously I'm not saying, oh, well, we should fucking throw more money towards the Iran war. 01:35:55.520 --> 01:36:03.520 No, but it's like half of the shit that you use and half of the stuff that helps you in your life was not made directly for that specific purpose. 01:36:03.520 --> 01:36:05.700 Web, that's the science budget. 01:36:05.700 --> 01:36:08.860 You could have a space program without science, 01:36:08.860 --> 01:36:12.600 but then what is motivating it? 01:36:12.600 --> 01:36:13.980 Is it muscle flexing? 01:36:13.980 --> 01:36:15.540 We can go into space and you can't, 01:36:15.540 --> 01:36:17.100 or you don't know how and we do. 01:36:17.100 --> 01:36:21.500 The science makes space exploration a noble enterprise. 01:36:21.500 --> 01:36:24.580 My microwave was made by Samsung. 01:36:24.580 --> 01:36:26.060 Yeah, and it probably meets a little, 01:36:26.060 --> 01:36:28.980 it doesn't make a do do do do do do noise 01:36:28.980 --> 01:36:31.300 when your food's done microwaving. 01:36:31.300 --> 01:36:35.140 rather than just a simple race that you've decided to hold. 01:36:36.180 --> 01:36:38.880 That's NASA, but let's keep going. 01:36:38.880 --> 01:36:41.460 I don't know if you knew, but- 01:36:41.460 --> 01:36:42.940 Swashing machines? 01:36:42.940 --> 01:36:47.220 But from academia, the government has had 01:36:47.220 --> 01:36:52.220 visiting scientists annually come in from academia 01:36:52.600 --> 01:36:54.020 to serve the country. 01:36:54.020 --> 01:36:55.740 These are scientists that come in 01:36:55.740 --> 01:36:58.680 and advise the Justice Department, the Senate, 01:36:58.680 --> 01:37:00.540 the House, the White House. 01:37:00.540 --> 01:37:04.180 These rotating positions were not only good for the government, 01:37:04.180 --> 01:37:09.700 they're also good for scientists themselves to get a taste of how the 01:37:09.700 --> 01:37:12.620 sausage is made in governance, 01:37:12.660 --> 01:37:17.460 especially when governance needs and relies upon the advice of scientists. 01:37:17.760 --> 01:37:18.780 So here's what has happened. 01:37:19.140 --> 01:37:22.860 Many of those positions that rotate in and out no longer exists. 01:37:23.060 --> 01:37:25.220 These rotating positions included, for example, 01:37:25.220 --> 01:37:26.660 the National Science Foundation. 01:37:26.660 --> 01:37:32.460 A scientist from academia doing tours of duty in and out of the National Science Foundation 01:37:32.460 --> 01:37:38.500 to bring their expertise into a government agency that doesn't always have access to 01:37:38.500 --> 01:37:41.500 the moving frontier of that expertise. 01:37:41.500 --> 01:37:44.220 Not only that, what does the NIH do? 01:37:44.220 --> 01:37:45.700 The National Institutes for Health? 01:37:45.700 --> 01:37:52.180 They have grant money that goes to research that's not conducted within the government. 01:37:52.180 --> 01:37:56.540 It's conducted by scientists in universities. 01:37:56.540 --> 01:38:03.340 This is one of the fundamental roles American universities have played in the strengthening 01:38:03.340 --> 01:38:06.660 of the United States in the 20th century. 01:38:06.660 --> 01:38:10.060 Universities are not just some places students go to learn and get degrees. 01:38:10.060 --> 01:38:18.020 Yes, it's also that, and yes, it's importantly that, but the intellectual capital that resides 01:38:18.020 --> 01:38:25.300 in the scientific community of universities has no equal in the world, and the government 01:38:25.300 --> 01:38:31.060 knows this. So the government says we want to do some extra research here and there. We don't have 01:38:31.060 --> 01:38:38.420 that expertise. Here's grant money to the university, go build a lab, do the research. Not only that, 01:38:38.420 --> 01:38:48.260 what we have learned in 20th century research in science is you cannot predictate what role and value 01:38:48.900 --> 01:38:52.660 curiosity driven research will play in the future of your economy. 01:38:52.660 --> 01:39:19.660 Yeah, like if you try to sit there and go, am I going to get profit or some sort of advancement out of this research that's going to be done, you're just shooting yourself in the foot without even giving it a chance because it's like on surface level, half of the stuff that scientific research is about is seemingly meaningless because it doesn't have to do with fixing, you know, society or diseases. 01:39:19.660 --> 01:39:22.640 like you're researching random fucking animals and insects 01:39:22.640 --> 01:39:25.080 and you're looking at bones of dinosaurs. 01:39:25.080 --> 01:39:26.440 Like what the fuck does this have to do 01:39:26.440 --> 01:39:27.480 with anything about us? 01:39:27.480 --> 01:39:30.800 But it's like, if you look into the research of that stuff, 01:39:30.800 --> 01:39:33.040 there have been things that have come out of it 01:39:33.040 --> 01:39:37.560 that have given health advancements to society 01:39:37.560 --> 01:39:42.040 and helped us in ways that you don't realize just thinking, 01:39:42.040 --> 01:39:44.160 oh, they're only looking into bones. 01:39:44.160 --> 01:39:45.280 In the future of your health, 01:39:45.280 --> 01:39:47.200 in the future of your security, 01:39:47.200 --> 01:39:48.640 you cannot predetermine that 01:39:48.640 --> 01:39:51.320 because you have no idea. 01:39:51.320 --> 01:39:53.320 You might have read recently that research 01:39:53.320 --> 01:39:57.200 into the venom of the Gila monster, this big lizard, 01:39:57.200 --> 01:39:58.200 research on that. 01:39:58.200 --> 01:40:00.600 Yeah, oh my God, I forgot about that. 01:40:00.600 --> 01:40:05.600 This is, yeah, the ozempic, from lizard venom to ozempic, 01:40:05.920 --> 01:40:09.480 like all these weight loss drugs has to do 01:40:09.480 --> 01:40:11.560 with like a random lizard. 01:40:11.560 --> 01:40:13.600 That venom led to the development 01:40:13.600 --> 01:40:16.720 of the GLP-1 weight loss medications. 01:40:16.720 --> 01:40:18.320 Who would have thought that? 01:40:18.320 --> 01:40:19.320 Maybe not even the sun. 01:40:19.320 --> 01:40:20.560 And they would have never funded. 01:40:20.560 --> 01:40:25.000 And obviously you could sit here and say the GLP-1 drug 01:40:25.000 --> 01:40:29.040 that people use for weight loss is good and bad, right? 01:40:29.040 --> 01:40:30.360 There are people that abuse it 01:40:30.360 --> 01:40:31.880 and there are people that use it negatively, 01:40:31.880 --> 01:40:34.680 but it's also something that does help people that need it, 01:40:34.680 --> 01:40:35.680 right? 01:40:35.680 --> 01:40:39.800 And it's like, so yeah, you could weigh it either way, 01:40:39.800 --> 01:40:42.000 but you would have never, if you look at surface level, 01:40:42.000 --> 01:40:42.840 it's like, oh, I don't know, 01:40:42.840 --> 01:40:45.000 look into the venom of this fucking lizard. 01:40:45.000 --> 01:40:46.400 I need money for this. 01:40:46.400 --> 01:40:51.740 On surface level you're going this is fucking stupid as shit. Why do you care about the venom of this lizard? 01:40:51.740 --> 01:40:53.420 Why do you care about this at all? 01:40:53.420 --> 01:40:57.620 Really, but then if you've done that and you wiped that off the board and said don't look into this 01:40:57.620 --> 01:41:02.080 We're not gonna fund this. We're not gonna help you. Maybe they would have found it later on through other means, but 01:41:02.960 --> 01:41:09.860 Realistically what you could fast-track so many advancements by just funding random scientific research scientists themselves. Not always 01:41:09.860 --> 01:41:14.900 It's not like every instance they research something or look into something. It's going to pay out massively 01:41:14.900 --> 01:41:17.100 but in a lot of ways it will. 01:41:17.100 --> 01:41:18.660 Oh, so the point is, 01:41:18.660 --> 01:41:22.400 Curiosity-driven research extends the frontier 01:41:22.400 --> 01:41:24.400 in all directions, and you don't... 01:41:24.400 --> 01:41:25.900 And it's like a butterfly effect. 01:41:25.900 --> 01:41:28.000 Like, even if they looked into this lizard 01:41:28.000 --> 01:41:29.700 and it didn't get a GLP drug, 01:41:29.700 --> 01:41:31.300 it would have given them more info 01:41:31.300 --> 01:41:33.300 and risen more questions 01:41:33.300 --> 01:41:34.800 that they could have looked into 01:41:34.800 --> 01:41:37.100 and later down the line, 10, 15, 20 years, 01:41:37.100 --> 01:41:38.800 come up with something that, you know, 01:41:38.800 --> 01:41:40.500 might cure a certain type of cancer 01:41:40.500 --> 01:41:44.600 or might combat certain blood clotting issues 01:41:44.600 --> 01:41:48.600 use in a heart later on and help save people that are having artery failure 01:41:49.560 --> 01:41:53.640 in certain collapses, where instead of having it put in stints, they can do other methods to try 01:41:53.640 --> 01:41:58.120 and help people. Like, I'm just saying hypothetically, that's what they would do. Meow, think of the 10 01:41:58.120 --> 01:42:03.720 gifteds. Asphalt and Ryu, think of the sub jaw. Leo, Flo, Violet, Jur, think of the sub. 01:42:03.720 --> 01:42:09.080 Oogle, Vanna, I love Senpai. Miss, Clip, Impactful, Motive, Armin, Ace, Water, and Free, think of the 01:42:09.080 --> 01:42:13.400 sub kicks. Junkie, Unwritten, David, and I and Ice for the sub Rahaan, think of the five gifteds. 01:42:13.400 --> 01:42:18.040 My bad and dross think of the sub stocks Owen and Elijah try a trader think of the sub 01:42:18.040 --> 01:42:20.440 Oh, but instead of that chat instead of doing the research 01:42:20.840 --> 01:42:29.300 How about another one trillion dollars towards missiles for Israel? No in advance what connections will be made send them another set of another 80 billion 01:42:29.600 --> 01:42:36.280 Hey offer those more missiles is frontiers. You don't know my no more research NASA 01:42:36.880 --> 01:42:38.880 cut their budget 01:42:38.880 --> 01:42:40.380 I 01:42:40.380 --> 01:42:43.380 college physics professor name is Ed Purcell 01:42:43.400 --> 01:42:51.160 I took quantum physics from him. This was well after he had earned a Nobel Prize for what for discovering a new physics phenomenon called 01:42:51.480 --> 01:42:54.520 Nuclear magnetic resonance. Oh Joe Joe's giving me a rain 01:42:56.480 --> 01:42:58.480 You're 01:42:59.680 --> 01:43:01.680 What up 01:43:09.600 --> 01:43:11.600 What do you mean by hit assist 01:43:11.600 --> 01:43:16.560 like the shadow because someone told me you said I was a fucking fat pussy if I 01:43:16.560 --> 01:43:20.720 used shadow I never said you're seeing a little circle that shows you where the 01:43:20.720 --> 01:43:27.880 ball is probably gonna be I use that yeah wait what I use that are you serious 01:43:27.880 --> 01:43:31.160 yeah I feel like everybody uses that 01:43:31.160 --> 01:43:37.040 someone said Joe Barton Ludwig say if you use the little circle Ludwig might say 01:43:37.040 --> 01:43:41.520 that if you use the circle I I don't I've never watched Ludwig not use the 01:43:41.520 --> 01:43:46.400 I've never I've never said that so whoever it's their rage beating you unless Ludwig said it 01:43:52.840 --> 01:43:57.240 No, I've never tried I mean honestly I that does sound interesting is it that hard 01:43:59.640 --> 01:44:02.880 Yeah, it's like how the hell are you gonna read a pitch in a fucking video game? 01:44:05.360 --> 01:44:07.860 Ludwig doesn't use the circle really 01:44:11.520 --> 01:44:16.520 I don't know. I've never seen him. I've never watched him play the newer backyard baseballs. 01:44:23.520 --> 01:44:24.520 No, zero percent chance. 01:44:28.520 --> 01:44:29.520 All right. Well, 01:44:33.520 --> 01:44:37.520 Who the fuck told him that I that I don't use the that assist 01:44:37.520 --> 01:44:44.520 Uh, I really think of the sub, uh, pot ECO single, uh, Rifty thinking of the raid, uh, 01:44:44.520 --> 01:44:47.680 firm, Google and Merc thinking of the sub. 01:44:47.680 --> 01:44:49.520 Um, my friend just started streaming. 01:44:49.520 --> 01:44:50.520 I'm not going to check him out, man. 01:44:50.520 --> 01:44:51.520 I'm sorry. 01:44:51.520 --> 01:44:58.520 This is what happens when you take the nucleus of an atom, subject it to a nuclear magnetic 01:44:58.520 --> 01:44:59.520 resonance. 01:44:59.520 --> 01:45:02.960 This is what happens when you take the nucleus of an atom, subject it to a strong magnetic 01:45:02.960 --> 01:45:07.840 nucleus of an atom, subjected to a strong magnetic field, and you watch the effect on 01:45:07.840 --> 01:45:15.320 electromagnetic energy passing by it. Later on, medical technologists say, wait a minute, 01:45:15.320 --> 01:45:21.240 if you can distinguish one atomic nucleus from another in this way, then maybe I can 01:45:21.240 --> 01:45:29.280 make images of the soft tissue of the human body in ways that x-rays do not reveal. Thus 01:45:29.280 --> 01:45:34.280 was invented the Magnetic Resonance Imager, the MRI. 01:45:34.500 --> 01:45:35.960 Its full name would really be 01:45:35.960 --> 01:45:38.920 the Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imager, 01:45:38.920 --> 01:45:40.800 but nuclear is one of the two N words 01:45:40.800 --> 01:45:42.840 you're not supposed to use in polite company. 01:45:42.840 --> 01:45:44.160 Anyhow, M. 01:45:44.160 --> 01:45:47.080 One of the two N words. 01:45:53.440 --> 01:45:55.240 I would have never thought that 01:45:55.240 --> 01:45:58.120 when it came out of Neil deGrasse Tyson's mouth. 01:45:58.120 --> 01:46:02.280 Nuclear is one of the two N words you're not supposed to say in public. Okay. 01:46:02.840 --> 01:46:10.760 R.I. Arguably the most potent machine in the arsenal of the medical community to diagnose the condition of your body without cutting you open first 01:46:11.320 --> 01:46:15.480 Bro, and I never understand when there's people there's so many people that are like 01:46:16.520 --> 01:46:19.560 Refute they refuse to get x-rays or MRIs 01:46:20.200 --> 01:46:26.840 Because of radiation and I go I know they're giving you radiation or like you're you're experiencing 01:46:26.840 --> 01:46:35.560 you know, I what is it ionizing radiation when you get a dentist x-ray on your teeth or an MRI, but it's like 01:46:36.640 --> 01:46:43.140 That you're never gonna know if there's problems, you know, and I understand there's the worry of the amount of radiation you're experiencing, but it's like 01:46:44.480 --> 01:46:50.200 You're telling me you're like oh something's really wrong inside my body. I'm not gonna get an MRI 01:46:50.200 --> 01:46:52.040 I'm just gonna tough it out like bro 01:46:52.040 --> 01:46:58.360 You could have a fucking tumor and not know about it like fucking go to the doctor get an MRI 01:46:58.520 --> 01:47:03.760 That came from a work of a physicist like why I get the fear too 01:47:03.760 --> 01:47:09.120 But it's like how much radiation does an MRI actually give you I get it if it's like oh you're getting one every day 01:47:09.720 --> 01:47:11.920 But I just don't see 01:47:11.920 --> 01:47:22.280 MRI is like a thousand something. What did that just say? It's non-ionizing radiation 01:47:22.280 --> 01:47:29.160 but beta. No, is it non-ionizing radiation? Which one's the one that like microwaves use? 01:47:29.160 --> 01:47:39.480 I'm pretty sure microwaves is non-ionizing. I think ionizing radiation is bad. Non-ionizing 01:47:39.480 --> 01:47:56.080 fine. They use microwaves, but I'm pretty sure it's still- no, they do. They use non-ionizing 01:47:56.080 --> 01:48:02.280 electromagnetic radiation. Like, that's why- and that's another thing! When I- there are 01:48:02.280 --> 01:48:06.220 People that don't use microwaves because they say it's radiation 01:48:09.100 --> 01:48:10.840 Idiot oh 01:48:10.840 --> 01:48:13.660 Idiot you're gonna reheat your food like we're in the fucking 01:48:14.200 --> 01:48:18.560 1950s brother the 1940s. Yeah have fun. Oh, I'm a little hungry my food's cold 01:48:18.560 --> 01:48:25.000 Let me fucking let me put up the pot brother. Let me turn on the oven. Are you fucking kidding me? Hell no 01:48:25.600 --> 01:48:30.380 Hell no, and it's not ionizing radiation like they just don't understand what microwaves are 01:48:32.280 --> 01:48:37.920 doing research microwaves aren't good anyway yeah have fun reheating your 01:48:37.920 --> 01:48:42.640 fucking meal prep for 45 minutes every day I'll pop that bitch in the microwave 01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:48.720 for three minutes and I'm good yeah congrats on oh dude I'm super hungry 01:48:48.720 --> 01:48:55.960 right now let me preheat the oven to 425 atoms and molecules who but let me 01:48:55.960 --> 01:48:59.800 preheat the oven don't worry don't worry the meal prep will be ready again in I 01:48:59.800 --> 01:49:02.360 in, I don't know, maybe, maybe 40 minutes. 01:49:02.360 --> 01:49:05.560 The way, was deeply interested in atoms and molecules in space. 01:49:05.560 --> 01:49:06.760 Air fryers exist? 01:49:07.640 --> 01:49:08.360 Yes. 01:49:08.360 --> 01:49:12.920 If you are afraid of using a microwave and you instead use it an air fryer, I'd like, 01:49:12.920 --> 01:49:15.080 I love air fryers, but what the fuck? 01:49:15.960 --> 01:49:17.240 That was his calling. 01:49:17.960 --> 01:49:23.720 Like, how are you afraid of air fryers or like newer tech, but like microwaves are a no-go? 01:49:23.720 --> 01:49:29.400 On atoms and molecules, who by the way, was deeply interested in atoms and molecules in space? 01:49:29.800 --> 01:49:31.800 That was his calling. 01:49:31.800 --> 01:49:33.800 That's what got him interested. 01:49:33.800 --> 01:49:38.800 And here he is doing research, a person who has no interest in medicine. 01:49:38.800 --> 01:49:42.800 Yeah, but he comes up with something that legitimately saves people's lives. 01:49:42.800 --> 01:49:49.800 The intersections of the frontier, of the moving frontier, in ways you cannot predict, 01:49:49.800 --> 01:49:58.800 is what defines our exponential growth in our science and technology that drives society. 01:49:58.800 --> 01:50:06.800 You think science is some hidden activity done by ivory tower institutions just for the amusement. 01:50:06.800 --> 01:50:12.800 Okay, sorry. I'm still paying attention to the video. We're running a poll in chat right now that says air fire microwave. 01:50:12.800 --> 01:50:24.800 You could only keep one. I would agree. I think if I honestly, I don't know. I feel like convenience air fryer is definitely a better thing to use. 01:50:24.800 --> 01:50:28.480 but I feel like I'd still rather have a microwave. 01:50:28.480 --> 01:50:31.080 Like I could still, I could use an air fryer, 01:50:31.080 --> 01:50:35.500 I could use other things to make what air fryer's make, 01:50:35.500 --> 01:50:37.360 but air fryer's healthier. 01:50:37.360 --> 01:50:40.040 Well, I'm not saying I would fry things instead, 01:50:40.040 --> 01:50:43.440 but like I would just use an oven with like a broiler 01:50:43.440 --> 01:50:48.180 or I could like still pan fry things. 01:50:48.180 --> 01:50:50.320 Like if I'm making salmon, I don't need an air fry, 01:50:50.320 --> 01:50:51.600 I could pan fry it instead, 01:50:51.600 --> 01:50:54.060 but the microwave just makes life easier. 01:50:54.060 --> 01:50:59.060 Like a microwave makes life more easy than an air fryer does, 01:50:59.320 --> 01:51:03.000 but an air fryer just has so much hidden tech. 01:51:03.000 --> 01:51:08.000 Like I have the ninja air fryer and it does like 80 things. 01:51:08.120 --> 01:51:11.860 Like it's really the only application you need. 01:51:11.860 --> 01:51:13.260 It comes out crispy, not soggy. 01:51:13.260 --> 01:51:14.220 That is valid. 01:51:14.220 --> 01:51:15.180 That is valid. 01:51:16.380 --> 01:51:17.700 That is so true. 01:51:17.700 --> 01:51:19.220 Uh, scientists. 01:51:19.220 --> 01:51:21.740 Like when you have like leftover French fries, 01:51:21.740 --> 01:51:24.060 Oh my God, reheating them in a microwave. 01:51:26.180 --> 01:51:28.580 Reheating them in the air fryer. 01:51:28.580 --> 01:51:29.500 That is now. 01:51:29.500 --> 01:51:32.300 To have nothing better to do with their brilliance. 01:51:32.300 --> 01:51:34.900 So therefore, you don't really need them. 01:51:34.900 --> 01:51:37.260 What you really want are the engineers 01:51:37.260 --> 01:51:38.460 because they build stuff. 01:51:38.460 --> 01:51:40.060 And if you're an engineer, 01:51:40.060 --> 01:51:43.580 hired in a corporation with an R&D department, 01:51:43.580 --> 01:51:45.700 what fraction of their money goes to R&D? 01:51:45.700 --> 01:51:48.300 Anywhere between zero and a few percent? 01:51:48.300 --> 01:51:49.940 All right, you're gonna be tasked 01:51:49.940 --> 01:51:51.500 with making product that'll show up 01:51:51.500 --> 01:51:55.300 in the quarterly report with promise of revenue. 01:51:55.300 --> 01:51:57.660 Well, when you're doing science on the truth. 01:51:57.660 --> 01:51:59.500 Yeah, it's like a lot of that stuff. 01:51:59.500 --> 01:52:02.740 You can't treat scientific exploration 01:52:02.740 --> 01:52:05.100 and curiosity like a business. 01:52:05.100 --> 01:52:09.100 If you're treating it like Nvidia selling fucking GPUs, 01:52:09.100 --> 01:52:10.700 you're not gonna get anywhere. 01:52:10.700 --> 01:52:12.220 All the advancements you're gonna make 01:52:12.220 --> 01:52:14.340 are gonna be very narrow minded around things 01:52:14.340 --> 01:52:16.860 that already exist that you could just improve upon. 01:52:16.860 --> 01:52:19.220 Whereas like actually paving a new avenue 01:52:19.220 --> 01:52:20.900 is kind of investing for the future. 01:52:20.900 --> 01:52:24.900 There is no obvious pathway to revenue. 01:52:24.900 --> 01:52:26.900 Certainly not in the quarterly report. 01:52:26.900 --> 01:52:28.900 Neil deGrasse Tyson is unbelievably smart. 01:52:28.900 --> 01:52:32.900 One of the coolest books that you can read, it's a short read. 01:52:32.900 --> 01:52:35.900 I read it in high school. It's just fun. 01:52:35.900 --> 01:52:37.900 You're not going to be a genius after reading it. 01:52:37.900 --> 01:52:40.900 Astrophysics for People in a Hurry, not an ad. 01:52:40.900 --> 01:52:43.900 Astrophysics for People in a Hurry is a fun book. 01:52:43.900 --> 01:52:46.900 Like, I don't like reading, and I know I have a philosophy channel, 01:52:46.900 --> 01:52:49.900 and I haven't done a rant in a while. I've kind of been busy, blah, blah, blah. 01:52:49.900 --> 01:52:55.780 I'm only gonna do it when I feel like it obviously I'm not gonna force myself to make philosophy rants and read philosophy 01:52:55.780 --> 01:52:59.660 It's more of a passion that I you know, kick up with every once in a while, but 01:53:00.380 --> 01:53:02.380 That is a good book 01:53:02.380 --> 01:53:06.620 And it's just where can I buy it probably like anywhere you can probably read it online 01:53:08.060 --> 01:53:09.900 It's just a good fucking book dude 01:53:09.900 --> 01:53:15.580 And you rants about like random tech stuff and random science science fucking explorations 01:53:15.580 --> 01:53:24.240 He gets in I remember specifically he gets into like what the best way to package boxes is and how like a sphere is technically a more 01:53:25.540 --> 01:53:31.320 Applicable box like you want a sphere to package boxes instead of boxes, right like squares 01:53:31.320 --> 01:53:34.600 But he goes on like rants about that shit 01:53:35.440 --> 01:53:42.120 Definitely and the not the annual report. You've had a decade old report close second Sun Zoo art of war it may be 01:53:42.120 --> 01:53:43.120 Maybe. 01:53:43.120 --> 01:53:44.120 Maybe. 01:53:44.120 --> 01:53:51.340 We're in the 100 year anniversary, the centennial decade of the discovery of quantum physics. 01:53:51.340 --> 01:53:56.040 People back then said I wonder what molecules are doing, I wonder what atoms are doing. 01:53:56.040 --> 01:53:57.040 If you were around back then- 01:53:57.040 --> 01:54:02.600 God, whenever I see dude that image just made me think of the Oppenheimer movie, when he's 01:54:02.600 --> 01:54:04.480 like I am become death. 01:54:04.480 --> 01:54:09.820 Dude imagine making a nuke and then watching it be used. 01:54:09.820 --> 01:54:13.300 one of the greatest scientific fucking achievements, 01:54:13.300 --> 01:54:15.000 but also one of the worst things 01:54:15.000 --> 01:54:19.180 that has ever been inflicted upon man. 01:54:19.180 --> 01:54:21.380 Of the discovery of quantum physics. 01:54:21.380 --> 01:54:22.220 People don't- 01:54:22.220 --> 01:54:24.100 I am become meme from Elon Musk. 01:54:24.100 --> 01:54:26.980 Back then, I wonder what molecules are doing. 01:54:26.980 --> 01:54:28.560 I wonder what atoms are doing. 01:54:28.560 --> 01:54:30.340 If you were around back then, what would you have said? 01:54:30.340 --> 01:54:33.480 I'm a carpenter, I just care that my wood atoms can cut. 01:54:33.480 --> 01:54:35.260 I'm learning new laws of physics 01:54:35.260 --> 01:54:37.980 about how particles interact, 01:54:37.980 --> 01:54:39.620 how electrons, protons, neutrons, 01:54:39.620 --> 01:54:47.780 quarks, other particles, to enumerate to mention here, it would take decades, yes, decades before 01:54:47.780 --> 01:54:55.060 we would discover how to create, store, and retrieve digital information. You know how you do that? 01:54:55.060 --> 01:55:00.980 Using quantum physics. Oh my gosh. Who in the 1920s would have said, we're doing this because one 01:55:00.980 --> 01:55:08.100 day we'll have personal computers? No, nobody's thinking that. This is all backdrop to my point. 01:55:08.100 --> 01:55:18.100 Within the last two years, we've lost more than 15,000 scientists from the ranks of the federal government. 01:55:18.100 --> 01:55:23.100 Not only that grant money from major funding agencies of the government has been reduced, 01:55:23.100 --> 01:55:29.100 so that we have fewer scientists doing research on government funding. 01:55:29.100 --> 01:55:34.100 You look at the titles of some of the papers or the titles of the grant proposals, 01:55:34.100 --> 01:55:41.060 proposals. They have a research paper that maybe 100 people in the world at most understand 01:55:41.060 --> 01:55:47.300 the title. And can I say I feel like this is weird. Like this doesn't really feel like 01:55:47.300 --> 01:55:55.500 a conservative versus liberal thing for the most part. Like, I mean, obviously on the 01:55:55.500 --> 01:55:59.460 larger scale, like they're trying to cut back funding and promote military funding and 01:55:59.460 --> 01:56:03.660 change where they're moving money. And so they do cut a lot of things that seem like 01:56:03.660 --> 01:56:10.260 they won't really be profitable or have some sort of research-based payout in 01:56:10.260 --> 01:56:14.740 terms of findings within the next, you know, two, three years. But I feel like the 01:56:14.740 --> 01:56:18.420 average person you speak to, regardless of size, like I have a lot of people on 01:56:18.420 --> 01:56:24.820 both political spectrums in my chat and I feel like most people in my chat would 01:56:24.820 --> 01:56:29.380 agree like we should fund scientific exploration. I feel like that's something 01:56:29.380 --> 01:56:33.060 that is always worth putting money towards. 01:56:33.060 --> 01:56:37.900 I'm not saying cut the military budget by 95% 01:56:37.900 --> 01:56:41.420 and pour all of the money we have into fucking investing 01:56:41.420 --> 01:56:43.940 in like, you know, NASA. 01:56:43.940 --> 01:56:47.100 But I'm saying like, why are we getting rid of this stuff? 01:56:47.100 --> 01:56:50.740 Like this seems like something that should be useful. 01:56:50.740 --> 01:56:53.940 Like the US paves the way for a lot of science. 01:56:53.940 --> 01:56:58.240 I don't understand why we're just getting rid of that. 01:56:59.380 --> 01:57:02.580 I was on track, what did that say? 01:57:02.580 --> 01:57:03.980 I was on track to do epidemiology 01:57:03.980 --> 01:57:04.820 for the federal government. 01:57:04.820 --> 01:57:05.660 Everything got caught. 01:57:05.660 --> 01:57:08.340 Now I do economic analysis at a health insurance company. 01:57:08.340 --> 01:57:10.660 Bro, see that's what I'm fucking talking about. 01:57:10.660 --> 01:57:15.580 Like your life just full pivoted from like full on science 01:57:15.580 --> 01:57:20.100 to now basically being like a desk job worker 01:57:20.100 --> 01:57:22.820 in some sort of financial like corporation. 01:57:25.660 --> 01:57:27.020 Like that's insane. 01:57:27.020 --> 01:57:29.660 It's like, I don't see why that's relevant to anything. 01:57:29.660 --> 01:57:31.060 Therefore, I don't want to fund it. 01:57:31.060 --> 01:57:32.000 Let's cut it. 01:57:32.000 --> 01:57:35.780 And then you cut it, and it looks like you're saving money. 01:57:35.780 --> 01:57:39.020 When what you're doing is you're cutting out at the kneecaps 01:57:39.020 --> 01:57:44.020 the future competitiveness of this nation 01:57:44.060 --> 01:57:45.280 in the three. 01:57:45.280 --> 01:57:47.940 Yeah, and then you're going to have countries like China 01:57:47.940 --> 01:57:50.460 that have the money to put towards this stuff 01:57:50.460 --> 01:57:54.460 kind of outpass or like surpass us in the long term. 01:57:54.460 --> 01:57:58.220 things that we care most about, our health, our wealth. 01:57:58.220 --> 01:58:02.020 And that's why I don't think it's a red or blue issue. 01:58:02.020 --> 01:58:05.020 I think this is just like, regardless of how you see it, 01:58:05.020 --> 01:58:07.180 like even from a conservative standpoint of being like, 01:58:07.180 --> 01:58:08.620 oh, we want to beat other countries, 01:58:08.620 --> 01:58:13.180 like we should fund science so we have that step ahead. 01:58:13.180 --> 01:58:14.860 So we're not losing the space race. 01:58:14.860 --> 01:58:18.420 So we're not losing in, you know, 01:58:20.380 --> 01:58:22.100 like the medical field advancements. 01:58:22.100 --> 01:58:23.660 Like we want to have the best medicine. 01:58:23.660 --> 01:58:26.420 You want to have this we want to have that we want to win against other countries 01:58:26.420 --> 01:58:31.940 You can't just cut science and our security because the history of that exercise tells me we're ran by terrible people 01:58:31.940 --> 01:58:37.220 No matter who you voted for I agree. I just think like most politicians, especially at the higher levels are corrupt 01:58:37.220 --> 01:58:41.220 I think we're witnessing a higher level of corruption now than we have previously 01:58:44.060 --> 01:58:50.020 But regardless yeah, I just I don't know man. I I don't know what the solution is 01:58:50.020 --> 01:58:57.580 I'm not going to sit here and act like I do this. It just sucks like that's what I'll say exactly that the government loses 01:58:58.060 --> 01:59:03.460 15,000 scientists and you see these clips around like some people in Congress and it's like the one fucking 01:59:04.660 --> 01:59:10.580 non-idiot and they're asking these questions and then the the people in response are just like that's wrong 01:59:10.580 --> 01:59:17.060 That's a lie and it's like the fucking statistics are right in front of them, and they're just like oh, no, that's not true 01:59:17.060 --> 01:59:21.980 And if you think all the science research and some people say the response to me where it's like 01:59:21.980 --> 01:59:26.380 Oh, well, they will Joe you say the same thing about when you deny statistics and I'm like, okay 01:59:26.380 --> 01:59:31.460 Well, you have to look past the statistics and do other reasonings as well. They'll just flat out go. That's not true 01:59:32.500 --> 01:59:38.500 When it is right like I could go that's true. But because of this they'll just go. No, that's not true 01:59:39.420 --> 01:59:41.420 Those numbers are fudged 01:59:41.700 --> 01:59:46.140 You need to do is on the like when I I'm not gonna get back into this argument 01:59:46.140 --> 01:59:49.260 where I was on fucking Twitter, but it's like, you know, 01:59:49.260 --> 01:59:51.620 if you see a stat, you could go, that's true, 01:59:51.620 --> 01:59:53.100 but only for these reasons. 01:59:53.100 --> 01:59:54.820 Whereas like, you'll see like people in Senate 01:59:54.820 --> 01:59:56.380 and Congress and shit, literally just go, 01:59:56.380 --> 01:59:57.500 no, that's fake news. 01:59:58.700 --> 02:00:01.260 Like, no, you have to like at least acknowledge this 02:00:01.260 --> 02:00:02.780 and then talk about it. 02:00:02.780 --> 02:00:07.780 R&D ledger of a corporation, you are sadly... 02:00:09.460 --> 02:00:12.380 Or, oh my God, I, dude, I saw, 02:00:12.380 --> 02:00:14.660 and this isn't even really a bash on Trump. 02:00:14.660 --> 02:00:18.340 It's a bash on the guy that asked this stupid fucking question. 02:00:18.340 --> 02:00:20.220 They were in a meeting, and it was like, 02:00:20.220 --> 02:00:21.660 I don't know what fucking meeting it was, 02:00:21.660 --> 02:00:24.340 but they were asking him about what he thought Lebron's 02:00:24.340 --> 02:00:28.620 trade to the fucking Sixers, like what was his take on that? 02:00:28.620 --> 02:00:29.680 Who gives a fuck? 02:00:29.680 --> 02:00:31.480 Why are we asking the president that? 02:00:31.480 --> 02:00:36.480 That is like the least fucking relevant question 02:00:36.500 --> 02:00:37.460 you could ask the president. 02:00:37.460 --> 02:00:39.380 Why are we asking the president what he thinks about Lebron 02:00:39.380 --> 02:00:41.060 getting traded to the fucking Sixers? 02:00:41.060 --> 02:00:42.540 Why do I give a shit about that? 02:00:42.540 --> 02:00:44.140 Like asking him other stuff. 02:00:44.140 --> 02:00:48.940 And then he just went on an off-tangent rant about how Michael Jordan loves him. 02:00:48.940 --> 02:00:53.660 And I'm like, can we get back on like, government stuff? 02:00:53.660 --> 02:00:58.460 Like, this has nothing to do with it. Why are we... Why is this taking up his day? 02:00:58.460 --> 02:01:05.660 Mistaken. So what is happening? Our lab's here in the United States. The funding is dropping. 02:01:05.660 --> 02:01:08.060 And again, I feel like most people would agree on that. 02:01:08.060 --> 02:01:12.860 Like, that's not... Like, I feel like so many issues now, it's not even like one side or the other. 02:01:12.860 --> 02:01:14.980 It's like, what are we doing? 02:01:14.980 --> 02:01:17.580 I feel like everything's a meme now. 02:01:17.580 --> 02:01:18.420 Like you were sitting here, 02:01:18.420 --> 02:01:19.940 you could even be a concern of going, 02:01:19.940 --> 02:01:22.140 yeah, why are we wasting time on this? 02:01:22.140 --> 02:01:24.060 Why is this a question we're asking him? 02:01:24.060 --> 02:01:25.740 There's more pertinent shit. 02:01:25.740 --> 02:01:26.940 Can't sustain the lab. 02:01:26.940 --> 02:01:28.620 We can't sustain graduate students. 02:01:28.620 --> 02:01:30.580 Postdocs, what's a postdoc? 02:01:30.580 --> 02:01:33.700 A person who gets a PhD and still has some energy 02:01:33.700 --> 02:01:34.540 and some- 02:01:34.540 --> 02:01:35.380 It wasn't a trade he just signed? 02:01:35.380 --> 02:01:36.420 Oh my God, you know what I need. 02:01:36.420 --> 02:01:38.060 Activity to do some research. 02:01:38.060 --> 02:01:39.540 They don't want to be a professor yet. 02:01:39.540 --> 02:01:41.860 So they get to spend three years, four years, 02:01:41.860 --> 02:01:44.700 six years doing just research in a lab. 02:01:44.700 --> 02:01:45.980 You don't have money for that 02:01:45.980 --> 02:01:49.700 as the person who runs the lab, the lab evaporates. 02:01:49.700 --> 02:01:51.900 Do you realize I have colleagues 02:01:51.900 --> 02:01:54.480 who've gotten a phone call from Germany, 02:01:54.480 --> 02:01:56.980 from France, from Spain, 02:01:56.980 --> 02:01:59.700 saying we've got a fully funded lab here, 02:01:59.700 --> 02:02:01.020 I know your expertise, 02:02:01.020 --> 02:02:02.740 and I know you're running out of funding, 02:02:02.740 --> 02:02:05.820 why don't you bring your whole operation to us? 02:02:06.820 --> 02:02:08.420 So now we're having the flip, 02:02:08.420 --> 02:02:10.540 where in the 80s he was saying 02:02:10.540 --> 02:02:13.860 People are coming here, stationing, getting jobs here, 02:02:13.860 --> 02:02:15.900 and it's not all the science jobs that are just leaving the US, 02:02:15.900 --> 02:02:18.860 which will actually, like, cripple our country long term. 02:02:18.860 --> 02:02:21.860 We're now getting cherry picked by other countries! 02:02:21.860 --> 02:02:23.620 Yeah, that's what we kinda did. 02:02:24.700 --> 02:02:25.540 For- 02:02:25.540 --> 02:02:27.840 We wanna be the people cherry picking. 02:02:27.840 --> 02:02:29.580 We wanna be the Sixers. 02:02:29.580 --> 02:02:30.940 What's related to the NBA? 02:02:30.940 --> 02:02:33.340 We wanna be the Sixers right now, getting LeBron. 02:02:33.340 --> 02:02:36.560 For a pretty fuckin' eight million dollar penny, too. 02:02:36.560 --> 02:02:37.400 You know? 02:02:37.400 --> 02:02:39.740 Like we want to be, we should be, 02:02:39.740 --> 02:02:42.920 we should be fucking the best managed nation 02:02:42.920 --> 02:02:45.540 getting the best scientists for cheap, right? 02:02:45.540 --> 02:02:47.840 But now they're leaving our team 02:02:47.840 --> 02:02:50.940 and now we're the Arizona Cardinals. 02:02:50.940 --> 02:02:54.480 And now we're never gonna win a Super Bowl. 02:02:54.480 --> 02:02:56.420 The second half of the 20th century, 02:02:56.420 --> 02:02:58.760 but now the tables are reversed. 02:02:58.760 --> 02:03:01.620 We're losing our scientific base. 02:03:01.620 --> 02:03:03.880 Europe understands what's going on. 02:03:03.880 --> 02:03:05.780 Now we're the New York Jets. 02:03:05.780 --> 02:03:08.500 who else understands what's going on, China. 02:03:08.500 --> 02:03:11.180 Here's an interesting vignette about China. 02:03:11.180 --> 02:03:13.340 Dude, China just plays long game, dude. 02:03:13.340 --> 02:03:14.460 Whenever they have a problem, 02:03:14.460 --> 02:03:15.860 like whenever we have a problem with a country, 02:03:15.860 --> 02:03:18.220 we get military involved. 02:03:18.220 --> 02:03:19.880 When China has a problem with a country, 02:03:19.880 --> 02:03:23.580 they like fund other people to like step in for them 02:03:23.580 --> 02:03:24.680 and do things for them. 02:03:24.680 --> 02:03:25.980 They're never directly involved. 02:03:25.980 --> 02:03:26.900 They're always behind the scenes. 02:03:26.900 --> 02:03:28.460 They're always playing the long game. 02:03:28.460 --> 02:03:29.900 They'll wait it out. 02:03:29.900 --> 02:03:32.540 Initially, Chinese students came to the United States 02:03:32.540 --> 02:03:36.940 to study graduate subjects in the physical sciences. 02:03:36.940 --> 02:03:38.140 And they stayed. 02:03:38.140 --> 02:03:40.140 Meanwhile, China is growing. 02:03:40.140 --> 02:03:41.740 China's economy is growing. 02:03:41.740 --> 02:03:43.740 They're getting their act together. 02:03:43.740 --> 02:03:45.620 Have you seen pictures of Shanghai? 02:03:45.620 --> 02:03:47.420 Yeah, like they feel edited. 02:03:47.420 --> 02:03:49.620 Like that's how crazy they look, dude. 02:03:49.620 --> 02:03:52.260 Like the LED lights at night. 02:03:52.260 --> 02:03:55.780 Lately, any part of it, this is a city of the future, right? 02:03:55.780 --> 02:03:56.780 So, wow. 02:03:56.780 --> 02:03:58.900 Meanwhile, China's ascending. 02:03:58.900 --> 02:03:59.740 So what happens? 02:03:59.740 --> 02:04:02.060 The next generation of Chinese graduate students. 02:04:02.060 --> 02:04:03.340 Holy shit, BP reference. 02:04:03.340 --> 02:04:04.860 Wait, China's ascending. 02:04:04.860 --> 02:04:07.300 Because that first generation came and stayed. 02:04:07.300 --> 02:04:09.500 The second generation got trained 02:04:09.500 --> 02:04:13.380 and went back to China to build the next generation. 02:04:13.380 --> 02:04:15.460 Hightier normie to Chad Light, holy fuck. 02:04:15.460 --> 02:04:17.420 A generation of graduate programs. 02:04:17.420 --> 02:04:19.900 The third generation of Chinese graduate students 02:04:19.900 --> 02:04:23.000 are not here because they're being chained in China 02:04:23.000 --> 02:04:25.100 and they're staying in China. 02:04:25.100 --> 02:04:28.180 This is a slide. 02:04:28.180 --> 02:04:29.680 It's not a cliff. 02:04:29.680 --> 02:04:43.760 If you fell off a cliff or pushed off a cliff, you would notice that, but it's a slide and as we continue down this slide and a scientist or cherry picked as labs are evaporating as scientists are retiring and not replaced. 02:04:44.000 --> 02:04:55.080 Yeah, I don't think it'll happen in our lifetime, but I could see like the direction of the United States like still being like one of the world's superpowers, but like not like post 1940 level of like world superpower. 02:04:55.080 --> 02:05:00.080 I think eventually, I think China will be more powerful, 02:05:00.120 --> 02:05:01.200 not in our lifetime. 02:05:01.200 --> 02:05:02.680 I think at some point though, 02:05:02.680 --> 02:05:05.280 China's just going to be a more powerful country 02:05:05.280 --> 02:05:08.160 than the United States, like in other ways. 02:05:08.160 --> 02:05:10.640 And I think we still look at it in a military perspective 02:05:10.640 --> 02:05:12.540 of like, oh, we have more power militaristically, 02:05:12.540 --> 02:05:15.880 but like they're just, they're winning the long game. 02:05:15.880 --> 02:05:18.000 Like it's a battle of attrition in that sense. 02:05:18.000 --> 02:05:19.840 Like they're just gonna have more money. 02:05:19.840 --> 02:05:20.680 They have more people. 02:05:20.680 --> 02:05:22.200 They have more production power. 02:05:22.200 --> 02:05:23.840 Everything's made in China. 02:05:23.840 --> 02:05:27.840 They have the capability to just close off people if they want to. 02:05:27.840 --> 02:05:30.340 There's an intellectual... 02:05:30.340 --> 02:05:34.340 And like we do too, but I feel like we're just like shooting ourselves over and over again. 02:05:34.340 --> 02:05:39.840 A vacuum, scientific vacuum that is descending upon the United States. 02:05:39.840 --> 02:05:42.340 And that has consequences. 02:05:42.340 --> 02:05:47.340 I'm not here to tell people who to vote for, or what to vote for, or who your candidate is, 02:05:47.340 --> 02:05:48.840 has nothing to do with this. 02:05:48.840 --> 02:05:50.840 It has to do with an if-then statement. 02:05:50.840 --> 02:05:58.040 If you're okay with the United States losing its scientific leadership, especially in the 02:05:58.040 --> 02:06:04.480 physical sciences, if you're okay with that, you will get the country you voted for. 02:06:04.480 --> 02:06:11.080 That country is one where we will no longer innovate because our greatest innovations 02:06:11.080 --> 02:06:18.960 are based on the frontier science that's way beneath them, hidden from the daily news 02:06:18.960 --> 02:06:24.720 reports hidden from what you see and hear about as you surf the internet. 02:06:24.720 --> 02:06:25.720 That goes away. 02:06:25.720 --> 02:06:31.240 We lose the foundation of our innovations and the United States fades on the world stage 02:06:31.240 --> 02:06:35.600 and they will do things that will impress us. 02:06:35.600 --> 02:06:41.280 Just as we did things my entire life growing up that impressed the world. 02:06:41.280 --> 02:06:47.860 Yeah, and then we lose access to earlier forms of that like instead of us being the ones 02:06:47.860 --> 02:06:52.860 that created these innovations and these technologies and these medicine advancements that we are 02:06:52.860 --> 02:06:57.140 able to take advantage of, we're now having to like outsource them from China or some 02:06:57.140 --> 02:06:58.140 shit. 02:06:58.140 --> 02:07:01.660 And then now we're later to the, we're later to the jump, you know. 02:07:01.660 --> 02:07:04.220 We went to the moon. 02:07:04.220 --> 02:07:06.700 Nobody else was close to going to the moon. 02:07:06.700 --> 02:07:12.340 As a scientist, it kind of doesn't matter who's making the advances because the fields 02:07:12.340 --> 02:07:13.340 of science. 02:07:13.340 --> 02:07:19.140 advancements are being made than science is advancing, but it like hurts to see 02:07:19.140 --> 02:07:22.720 from somebody that was a prominent science, scientists in the US in the 02:07:22.720 --> 02:07:28.280 80s. Let's move forward. But as an American, not like baseball, I eat hot 02:07:28.280 --> 02:07:35.600 dogs and I eat apple pie. Yeah, I'm American. It kind of hurts to watch this 02:07:35.600 --> 02:07:42.640 hard earned leadership evaporate. We will be less secure, less healthy and less 02:07:42.640 --> 02:07:51.520 wealthy because some community of people saying the moon landing was fake and chat of people 02:07:51.520 --> 02:07:58.800 who influence what this country is do not see the value of science deep below all of that. 02:07:59.520 --> 02:08:05.360 I'm saddened by this. You're being brainwashed. But let me let me put this on a higher note. 02:08:05.360 --> 02:08:09.040 Like I'm not gonna like feed into that. It was not fake. The moon landing was not fake. I'm not 02:08:09.040 --> 02:08:13.520 crashing out about this again over and over again. Lacey tried to rage bait me into this. 02:08:13.520 --> 02:08:17.440 I don't know if you guys are rage baiting. See like I can't tell anymore because I remember 02:08:17.440 --> 02:08:22.800 when I was in high school if you were a kid in my high school and I went to a Christian 02:08:22.800 --> 02:08:27.360 high school chat. If you were a kid in my high school and you said the earth was flat, evolution 02:08:27.360 --> 02:08:32.000 was fake or the fucking moon landing was fake, most people thought you were a fucking idiot. 02:08:32.000 --> 02:08:37.040 But now that's like a casual take for people to go the earth's flat and moon landing was fake. 02:08:37.040 --> 02:08:40.120 Like, you're beyond stupid. 02:08:40.120 --> 02:08:41.800 Like, I'm just being real. 02:08:41.800 --> 02:08:45.240 Like, I'm not saying elsewhere in your life you're stupid. 02:08:45.240 --> 02:08:48.800 On this specific take, you're a dumbass. 02:08:48.800 --> 02:08:51.200 The moon landing was not fake. 02:08:51.200 --> 02:08:54.600 Remember when the folks were testifying about aliens? 02:08:54.600 --> 02:08:56.640 And the Earth is not flat. 02:08:56.640 --> 02:08:59.440 That's where I can get past somebody 02:08:59.440 --> 02:09:01.400 saying the moon landing was fake, OK? 02:09:01.400 --> 02:09:02.960 You saying the moon landing is fake, 02:09:02.960 --> 02:09:06.120 we could agree to disagree and move on with our gaze. 02:09:06.120 --> 02:09:11.120 If you say the earth is flat, you are unreachable. 02:09:12.560 --> 02:09:14.680 Whatever you think, you're gonna think 02:09:14.680 --> 02:09:15.520 for the rest of your life 02:09:15.520 --> 02:09:17.440 and nobody's gonna be able to change your opinion. 02:09:17.440 --> 02:09:18.520 And that's perfectly fine. 02:09:18.520 --> 02:09:20.280 You know, you could live in your bubble 02:09:20.280 --> 02:09:22.100 and I'll live in mine, right? 02:09:22.100 --> 02:09:23.960 My bubble is gonna be a lot bigger than yours 02:09:23.960 --> 02:09:27.160 because you're gonna be with a lot of people. 02:09:27.160 --> 02:09:28.800 You're gonna be with the smaller core people 02:09:28.800 --> 02:09:30.760 that think the earth's fucking flat. 02:09:30.760 --> 02:09:35.760 But that's just the firmament, space is fake, 02:09:35.760 --> 02:09:42.240 the firmament in the back shed and flat earth they've so right I went on an 02:09:42.240 --> 02:09:46.800 airplane and I didn't see the earth was a ball reverse engineer of alien 02:09:46.800 --> 02:09:51.320 spacecraft and flying saucer remember that okay these were hearings in 02:09:51.320 --> 02:09:56.000 Congress who was conducting those hearings how do any of us know though 02:09:56.000 --> 02:10:03.640 realistically Occam's razor would point in every single fucking direction that 02:10:03.640 --> 02:10:12.120 the moon landing was real and that the earth is round. You have to assume so many other things 02:10:12.120 --> 02:10:20.120 are wrong, fake, and misinformation to genuinely believe that the earth is flat. There are people 02:10:20.120 --> 02:10:28.760 that knew the earth was round four thousand years ago prior to Jesus. And if you're sitting here 02:10:28.760 --> 02:10:35.640 In the 21st century, with an iPhone, you're watching me through the capability of satellites, 02:10:35.640 --> 02:10:41.080 which are in space, and you're going to sit here and type on your phone that works because of 02:10:41.080 --> 02:10:47.480 technology that's in space, that space isn't real, and that the Earth is flat. You are stupid. 02:10:48.840 --> 02:10:55.000 Members of Congress, both political parties of Congress were sitting right next to each other. 02:10:55.000 --> 02:11:00.600 Cap, how's your phone working? How's your phone working? How do you see me right now? 02:11:00.600 --> 02:11:07.400 If it how do you see me right now if space is fake if all of space is fake and the earth is flat 02:11:07.400 --> 02:11:12.120 how do you fucking see me? Wi-Fi, where's your Wi-Fi from? 02:11:13.800 --> 02:11:17.640 He's brainwashing us. I'm not brainwashing you. You bluetooth. 02:11:20.520 --> 02:11:21.880 Hand in hand asking- 02:11:21.880 --> 02:11:25.280 Who was conducting those hearings? 02:11:25.280 --> 02:11:26.600 Members of Congress. 02:11:26.600 --> 02:11:33.040 Both political parties of Congress were sitting right next to each other, hand in hand asking 02:11:33.040 --> 02:11:34.600 common questions. 02:11:34.600 --> 02:11:37.480 That was my takeaway. 02:11:37.480 --> 02:11:43.280 Aliens was something everybody cared about, and your political persuasion didn't matter. 02:11:43.280 --> 02:11:44.280 Aliens. 02:11:44.280 --> 02:11:46.360 It took aliens to bring us together. 02:11:46.360 --> 02:11:48.520 Ronald Reagan predicted that. 02:11:48.520 --> 02:11:50.200 In 1987, I think it was. 02:11:50.200 --> 02:11:52.200 You gave a speech in front of the UN. 02:11:52.200 --> 02:12:01.600 I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world. 02:12:01.600 --> 02:12:05.800 There would be no Cold War because we'd be in this together fighting a common enemy. 02:12:05.800 --> 02:12:11.800 I don't like common enemies to be the source of us getting together, but yeah, that kind of works, doesn't it? 02:12:11.800 --> 02:12:14.600 Well, it's like the enemy of our enemy is my friend. 02:12:14.600 --> 02:12:31.720 Right. As we fade and as the rest of the world rises up, and as we in the United States decide we need to do something about it, I think then we're going to be sunk so deeply into a hole that all political factions will be together, say, we got to get out of this hole. 02:12:32.720 --> 02:12:39.960 How are we going to do that? Well, we got to shore up our scientific profile, because it's nothing political about science. 02:12:39.960 --> 02:12:41.600 Are you a Scientologist? 02:12:41.600 --> 02:12:43.120 No. 02:12:43.120 --> 02:12:44.400 Moving on the frontier. 02:12:44.400 --> 02:12:48.240 Yes, funding can influence what science gets done 02:12:48.240 --> 02:12:50.840 that is shaped by your political policies. 02:12:50.840 --> 02:12:53.400 Sure, but the discoveries that science makes, 02:12:53.400 --> 02:12:54.520 those are not political. 02:12:54.520 --> 02:12:56.160 That comes out of nature. 02:12:56.160 --> 02:12:59.680 Nature is the ultimate judge, jury, and executioner. 02:12:59.680 --> 02:13:01.000 I just said he's Christian. 02:13:01.000 --> 02:13:03.920 I did not say I was Christian. 02:13:03.920 --> 02:13:06.640 Yo, this is how misinformation spreads. 02:13:06.640 --> 02:13:08.520 This is how misinformation spreads. 02:13:08.520 --> 02:13:16.560 This is why everybody has their own take about what I think who I am and everything under the sun because motherfuckers literally, where did you grab that? 02:13:17.160 --> 02:13:18.600 Where did you grab that? 02:13:19.040 --> 02:13:23.920 Happens out of policies. Sure. But the discoveries that science makes, those are not political. 02:13:23.960 --> 02:13:25.360 I'm not Jewish either. 02:13:26.120 --> 02:13:30.880 That comes out of nature. Nature is the ultimate judge jury. 02:13:31.080 --> 02:13:33.600 You said you went to a Christian school. Yeah, but I'm not Christian. 02:13:33.960 --> 02:13:34.920 An executioner. 02:13:34.920 --> 02:13:43.320 I'm Jewish. I'm not Jewish. Well, I'm 7% Austro-Nazi Jew, yes, ethnically, but like, 02:13:43.320 --> 02:13:47.080 that I'm not religiously Jewish. 02:13:47.080 --> 02:13:51.880 What happens in the laboratory? Okay. So, we're down in the hole. 02:13:51.880 --> 02:13:55.160 No, please, bro, please, bro, please. 02:13:55.160 --> 02:14:02.520 Look it up. The only way out is straight up. There's no room for political bickering. 02:14:02.520 --> 02:14:08.280 We've got to do this together and I think we will descend further. 02:14:08.680 --> 02:14:10.120 So ATS, sure, yeah. 02:14:10.920 --> 02:14:12.440 Before we reach that point. 02:14:13.160 --> 02:14:14.920 Why would you go to a Christian school? 02:14:14.920 --> 02:14:16.440 Oh my god, number one. 02:14:16.440 --> 02:14:17.960 I'm not, oh my god. 02:14:17.960 --> 02:14:19.400 I'm not, I'm not even getting into this. 02:14:19.400 --> 02:14:21.160 You're aggravating, you're aggravating, you're aggravating. 02:14:22.280 --> 02:14:25.240 Cutioner of what happens in the laboratory. 02:14:25.240 --> 02:14:28.040 Okay, so we're down in the hole looking up. 02:14:28.840 --> 02:14:30.840 The only way out is. 02:14:30.840 --> 02:14:32.120 Yeah, Becca, you're getting timed out. 02:14:32.120 --> 02:14:34.680 I'm sorry. I know you're I know your VIP just keep spamming 02:14:35.480 --> 02:14:36.760 straight up 02:14:36.760 --> 02:14:41.960 There's no room for political bickering time out anybody spamming. We've got to do this 02:14:41.960 --> 02:14:45.240 We're in stub only in chat still just asked right now same take it with the thousand buddies 02:14:45.240 --> 02:14:49.880 I don't know what part of New Jersey you should go to but I hope you have a good time big and bad thinking of the sub life 02:14:49.880 --> 02:14:55.120 They thought tiny harbor kill be served tiny cheeky chair dude static dig 02:14:55.680 --> 02:14:57.520 Has moved siege extra 02:14:57.520 --> 02:14:59.800 Silla Gunner, Mr. Billy Carter, 02:14:59.800 --> 02:15:01.040 Director, Think of the Thousand Cities, 02:15:01.040 --> 02:15:02.640 Connor, Big, Think of the Sub, 02:15:02.640 --> 02:15:04.320 that not Jeff, Meowth, Think of the Ten, 02:15:04.320 --> 02:15:06.320 Gifted's, Leo, Think of the Sub, 02:15:06.320 --> 02:15:07.520 Asphalt and Ryu, Think of the Sub, 02:15:07.520 --> 02:15:08.760 Mew and Murth, Think of the Sub. 02:15:08.760 --> 02:15:11.520 Time out, anybody that's abandoning genuinely, 02:15:11.520 --> 02:15:12.360 or just ban them. 02:15:13.440 --> 02:15:14.680 Together. 02:15:14.680 --> 02:15:18.480 And I think we will descend further 02:15:18.480 --> 02:15:20.560 before we reach that point. 02:15:20.560 --> 02:15:22.600 But the day we reach that point, 02:15:22.600 --> 02:15:24.280 I think we'll rock it out of that hole 02:15:24.280 --> 02:15:26.640 as no one could have imagined. 02:15:26.640 --> 02:15:28.260 Why do I think that? 02:15:28.260 --> 02:15:31.300 Because we've actually done that before. 02:15:31.300 --> 02:15:34.180 What happened on October 4th, 1957, 02:15:34.180 --> 02:15:36.540 Soviet Union launched Sputnik, 02:15:36.540 --> 02:15:39.860 a radio transmitter embedded in a hollowed out 02:15:39.860 --> 02:15:42.020 intercontinental ballistic missile shell 02:15:42.020 --> 02:15:43.900 that was flying over our heads. 02:15:43.900 --> 02:15:44.980 If they could put that over- 02:15:44.980 --> 02:15:46.340 Wait, sorry, I'm just gonna do this 02:15:46.340 --> 02:15:47.940 for the rest of the video, hold on. 02:15:50.580 --> 02:15:52.580 Our heads, they could put a Sputnik, 02:15:52.580 --> 02:15:55.900 a radio transmitter embedded in a hollowed out 02:15:55.900 --> 02:15:59.500 Intercontinental ballistic missile shell that was flying over our heads. 02:15:59.900 --> 02:16:04.140 If they could put that over our heads, they could put a nuclear payload over our heads. 02:16:05.300 --> 02:16:07.460 We got spooked within a year. 02:16:07.460 --> 02:16:09.580 We created NASA was 11 years. 02:16:09.620 --> 02:16:11.660 We orbited the moon within 12 years. 02:16:11.660 --> 02:16:12.820 We were walking on the moon. 02:16:12.900 --> 02:16:15.260 Yeah, we rocketed out of that hole. 02:16:15.260 --> 02:16:18.900 We were, yeah, the fucking scientific advancement literally was accidental. 02:16:18.900 --> 02:16:23.820 And I think it still is, but we're kind of just like throttling to try to show the 02:16:23.820 --> 02:16:29.180 world the path of freedom over then known as the path of tyranny the godless 02:16:29.180 --> 02:16:35.300 communists you want another example December 7th 1941 we're attacked at 02:16:35.300 --> 02:16:41.720 Pearl Harbor oh my gosh we gather our resources our scientists our corporate 02:16:41.720 --> 02:16:47.500 infrastructures our military do you realize we isolated the element plutonium 02:16:47.500 --> 02:16:53.500 in the year 1940 and within five years it was weaponized. 02:16:53.500 --> 02:16:56.500 How do I have 34,000 viewers right now? Am I getting bothered? 02:17:00.500 --> 02:17:03.500 Like, why did my view count just jump up 10k? 02:17:06.500 --> 02:17:08.500 Or 12k? I think I'm getting bothered. 02:17:17.500 --> 02:17:25.140 And that was the first atomic bomb ever detonated at Trinity Site, New Mexico. 02:17:25.140 --> 02:17:30.740 Shortly after that, the duplicate was made, perfected, and dropped in warfare. 02:17:30.740 --> 02:17:33.900 All that happened within four or five years. 02:17:33.900 --> 02:17:36.740 Think today how long construction projects take. 02:17:36.740 --> 02:17:41.380 You build a road, a bridge, it takes five, six, seven, sometimes ten years. 02:17:41.380 --> 02:17:51.460 And where motivated, evidence shows we can rise up as a nation, as one nation, to achieve 02:17:51.460 --> 02:17:58.060 a goal, provided we understand what that goal is and we understand what methods, tools, 02:17:58.060 --> 02:18:03.060 tactics, efforts, and investments are required to stoke that goal. 02:18:03.060 --> 02:18:10.260 That's the America I look forward to in this, our 250th anniversary as a kingless country 02:18:10.260 --> 02:18:14.460 Oh, let's take the world back. 02:18:15.500 --> 02:18:18.200 I know that's kind of jingoistic, but I can't help it. 02:18:19.060 --> 02:18:20.100 I'm American. 02:18:20.100 --> 02:18:22.460 Neil deGrasse Tyson for StarTalk. 02:18:22.460 --> 02:18:25.060 This is a what's up with that? 02:18:25.060 --> 02:18:27.160 Until next time, keep looking up. 02:18:27.900 --> 02:18:30.400 Bro, what a fucking ender, bro. 02:18:30.400 --> 02:18:33.860 That was such a good video, man. 02:18:33.860 --> 02:18:35.000 Everybody that understood the message 02:18:35.000 --> 02:18:36.260 are not the voters that got him in. 02:18:36.260 --> 02:18:38.300 It's lack of quality education America that got him in. 02:18:38.300 --> 02:18:39.900 Unfortunately, do our internet algorithms, 02:18:39.900 --> 02:18:41.820 the types of people that need to hear this number well. 02:18:41.820 --> 02:18:43.420 I mean, I think there would be people that would try 02:18:43.420 --> 02:18:45.180 and cut funding from scientists regardless, 02:18:45.180 --> 02:18:48.020 but I think it's like at the level that it's happening, 02:18:48.020 --> 02:18:50.780 it's just like full on scientific suppression. 02:18:50.780 --> 02:18:52.460 It just feels terrible, dude. 02:18:52.460 --> 02:18:54.900 And it's just gonna have like such shitty long-term 02:18:54.900 --> 02:18:56.140 repercussions. 02:18:56.140 --> 02:18:57.340 Ninja, think of it in the thousands of minutes. 02:18:57.340 --> 02:18:58.340 Paxton, no. 02:18:58.340 --> 02:18:59.820 Sir, Cam, and Deer, think of it in the subs. 02:18:59.820 --> 02:19:00.900 Saturn, Franco, think of it in the subs. 02:19:00.900 --> 02:19:02.020 Babe, there's only think of it in the subs, 02:19:02.020 --> 02:19:03.700 and think of it in the thousands of minutes. 02:19:06.100 --> 02:19:07.820 Have you put in a minute, graduated basic training? 02:19:07.820 --> 02:19:16.520 Thank you for your service. Infantry, I'm glad to be able to watch your content once again, been a damn year since I've been able to be in your chat. Dude, thank you. 02:19:17.120 --> 02:19:22.760 Thank you for your service. Alright, I'm going to go P chat and then we're going to hop into games. We'll probably be able to play like two or three games today. 02:19:23.760 --> 02:19:26.720 Explanation like schedule if you know the stream schedule, but I'll be gone for like two minutes. 02:23:07.820 --> 02:23:32.820 All right. 02:23:32.820 --> 02:23:45.240 I forgot about us. No, I just hadn't peed in two hours. And then chat was also pissing 02:23:45.240 --> 02:23:48.760 me off. So I just left. So I didn't crash out. 02:23:48.760 --> 02:23:55.560 Took a took a four minute break. So the bots and the annoying people would leave. We're 02:23:55.560 --> 02:24:02.320 back now. Fair enough song name called what you like by Robbie Doherty. 02:24:02.320 --> 02:24:06.880 Think of the fuzz buddies. Would you ever do a I bought chat suggested tick-tock products? Yeah, probably 02:24:06.880 --> 02:24:11.540 I just don't know how people could send tick-tock product 02:24:12.160 --> 02:24:17.420 Links and me be able to view them without having like me being able to have like a preview of them 02:24:17.420 --> 02:24:22.720 So I don't have to scroll through fucking 9,000 suggestions or my mods and everybody else that's looking through it 02:24:24.080 --> 02:24:27.900 Like it would just be a pain. I don't know Freddie would be able to set that up. I would definitely do that though 02:24:28.700 --> 02:24:30.700 Niles I pause mr. CZ 02:24:30.700 --> 02:24:35.840 Uh, and Ninja think of it as how somebody's no turn thinking of the sub but yeah next one. We're doing I 02:24:36.700 --> 02:24:38.940 Don't know. I I might do I 02:24:40.300 --> 02:24:42.180 Might do another product review 02:24:42.180 --> 02:24:48.800 But honestly, I would probably run back the Amazon one instead of doing a tech talk one just because I think the products would be better 02:24:49.940 --> 02:24:55.660 And more fun, but yeah Thursday. We're doing the unconventional gambling methods like 02:24:55.660 --> 02:25:05.580 We're opening like as an example all of these which has a 1 and 24 chance of being a diamond 02:25:06.140 --> 02:25:11.100 We're doing 10 of the gold bars five of the money sobs three the the fucking uh 02:25:11.980 --> 02:25:13.980 The bath bombs were open at a bunch of these 02:25:15.020 --> 02:25:19.260 On thursday that'll just be like a short fun video. It'll probably be like 10 minutes 02:25:19.260 --> 02:25:25.760 for the YouTube. It might take me like an hour to break through everything just because it's 02:25:25.760 --> 02:25:31.020 fucking you know hard blocks of stuff but yeah after that then I'm probably doing a full menu 02:25:31.020 --> 02:25:38.620 review of Long John Silver's which is the only fish based fast food restaurant so that would be fun 02:25:38.620 --> 02:25:43.780 well not fun it'll probably suck but everybody always raves about how good Long John Silver's 02:25:43.780 --> 02:25:46.780 is that when they go, so we're probably going to do that. 02:25:46.780 --> 02:25:49.380 And then also, this fall, I'm probably 02:25:49.380 --> 02:25:51.180 going to take like, it would probably 02:25:51.180 --> 02:25:52.580 be like September or October. 02:25:52.580 --> 02:25:54.580 I'm going to take like three days off. 02:25:54.580 --> 02:25:57.780 And I'm going to do a video where I gamble at every casino 02:25:57.780 --> 02:25:59.780 in Atlantic City. 02:25:59.780 --> 02:26:01.620 And it'd be like gambling, the video would 02:26:01.620 --> 02:26:03.500 be gambling at every casino in Atlantic City. 02:26:03.500 --> 02:26:05.820 And then I would probably run it back for Vegas. 02:26:05.820 --> 02:26:07.580 How many casinos are in Vegas? 02:26:07.580 --> 02:26:08.620 Like main casinos. 02:26:13.780 --> 02:26:27.100 150. Okay, that might not be possible. Atlantic City has like 10 casinos. Yeah, I don't know 02:26:27.100 --> 02:26:34.380 if I could get about 150 casinos. Maybe the main ones, I'd be like, I'd get one of the 02:26:34.380 --> 02:26:40.860 biggest casinos in Atlantic City. Or not in Atlantic City, Vegas. AC, you could just do 02:26:40.860 --> 02:26:47.820 every casino though be thinking of the three uh any horror games in the near future i yeah but i 02:26:47.820 --> 02:26:51.180 i can't really tell you which i mean we're about to play a psychological horror right now 02:26:51.180 --> 02:26:55.740 otherwise you'll see uh drinking especially get the subspray thank you for the raid bro melia and 02:26:55.740 --> 02:27:01.420 mr. have the sub l positive niles thank you for the sub booty for the three um and becca thank you 02:27:01.420 --> 02:27:06.700 for the three uh i have had time in the corner and i regret my sinful actions defus apologies 02:27:06.700 --> 02:27:09.660 You're good. I just timed you out because you were spamming. I'm not like mad. 02:27:10.220 --> 02:27:15.020 I was pissed off at chat a little bit, but I I try not to crash out at chat as much just because 02:27:15.020 --> 02:27:19.340 it literally does nothing and it just makes me feel worse. So that's why I just like got up and 02:27:19.340 --> 02:27:30.380 laughed for four minutes. I'll just do that now. That'll be the more norm, I guess. Z think of the 02:27:30.380 --> 02:27:36.700 five. You seem grumpy one P today. I'm not grumpy. Can I give you a virtual kissy to 02:27:36.700 --> 02:27:40.580 cheer you up? No, I think I'll pass. Boss, thank you for the stuff. Thank you. All right, 02:27:40.580 --> 02:27:47.180 chat. Here's what we're about to do. We're hopping into a horror game right now called 02:27:47.180 --> 02:27:50.860 seven days to think about it. It's like half horror, half not. I don't really know how 02:27:50.860 --> 02:27:55.220 scary this game is going to be. Then we're going to play a mini game game called salamander 02:27:55.220 --> 02:27:59.660 county public television, which we probably won't beat, but we'll play a bit of. And then 02:27:59.660 --> 02:28:02.780 We're going to round it off with Birds of War, which 02:28:02.780 --> 02:28:06.180 is a game that was originally a concept of AI 02:28:06.180 --> 02:28:08.420 that somebody created into an actual game. 02:28:08.420 --> 02:28:11.900 It was like a mean game of a bird game battle royale. 02:28:11.900 --> 02:28:14.060 And then somebody was like, oh, I'll actually make that. 02:28:14.060 --> 02:28:17.780 So we'll round off stream with that. 02:28:17.780 --> 02:28:19.820 So we've got two or three games we'll 02:28:19.820 --> 02:28:21.860 be able to get through, surely. 02:28:21.860 --> 02:28:24.060 Tomorrow, I'm going live at one or two. 02:28:24.060 --> 02:28:25.740 I don't know if we're doing random games first 02:28:25.740 --> 02:28:27.300 or if it's just the Brogy Bro, but we're also 02:28:27.300 --> 02:28:28.980 doing a Brogy Bro with Yu-Gi, Best of Seven, 02:28:28.980 --> 02:28:29.840 Don't know what games we're playing. 02:28:29.840 --> 02:28:31.400 Don't know when we're doing it. 02:28:31.400 --> 02:28:33.820 Wednesday, we're doing a 4v4, bro. 02:28:33.820 --> 02:28:35.360 V-Bro, I'll be live at one or two. 02:28:35.360 --> 02:28:36.520 That'll probably be the whole stream, 02:28:36.520 --> 02:28:38.280 just because it's like straight up eight people. 02:28:38.280 --> 02:28:40.320 We're going to be doing a full squad day. 02:28:40.320 --> 02:28:43.000 Me, Sneak, Zuccy, Chris versus the pretty cool guys. 02:28:43.000 --> 02:28:45.600 Thursday, unconventional gambling methods reacts. 02:28:45.600 --> 02:28:47.160 31st, Friday, not live. 02:28:47.160 --> 02:28:48.840 First, second, Saturday, Sunday. 02:28:48.840 --> 02:28:50.920 Co-streaming, streamer games, vlogging. 02:28:52.880 --> 02:28:54.520 Just the trip in general in streamer games. 02:28:54.520 --> 02:28:56.200 I'll be reacting to my events when I get back. 02:28:56.200 --> 02:28:57.680 Other vlog, blah, blah, blah. 02:28:57.680 --> 02:29:00.160 3rd through 6th, 4 days not live doing a collab 02:29:00.160 --> 02:29:02.120 with another YouTuber. 02:29:02.120 --> 02:29:02.840 Can't say what. 02:29:02.840 --> 02:29:06.000 You'll see what it is, though, soon. 02:29:06.000 --> 02:29:09.440 And then also just continuing the blog in LA. 02:29:09.440 --> 02:29:14.560 And then I'll be back the 7th to the 14th straight every day. 02:29:14.560 --> 02:29:17.000 And then I'm gone three days, back three days, gone four days. 02:29:17.000 --> 02:29:20.400 Then we're back, rest of the summer, into the school year 02:29:20.400 --> 02:29:21.800 slash work year, I guess. 02:29:21.800 --> 02:29:23.280 Drew, boss instead of taking this up. 02:29:23.280 --> 02:29:25.640 But yeah, I'll read these two bettonos. 02:29:25.640 --> 02:29:27.280 Please don't send any more bets right now, though. 02:29:27.280 --> 02:29:28.120 I'm just thinking of the three. 02:29:28.120 --> 02:29:28.960 First I came to the stream, 02:29:28.960 --> 02:29:29.800 would you ever play Omori? 02:29:29.800 --> 02:29:30.640 No. 02:29:31.600 --> 02:29:33.300 I sent it in the Discord, it would be fun. 02:29:33.300 --> 02:29:34.300 I know you mentioned another team, 02:29:34.300 --> 02:29:35.140 I don't remember the answer to Omori, 02:29:35.140 --> 02:29:36.000 it's the great streaming game, 02:29:36.000 --> 02:29:36.840 but it's still a good game. 02:29:36.840 --> 02:29:38.600 Yeah, it's just a really bad stream game. 02:29:38.600 --> 02:29:39.920 I know it's fun though. 02:29:39.920 --> 02:29:40.920 Skeddy thinking of the three. 02:29:40.920 --> 02:29:42.280 I was at the beach, I went to the liquor store, 02:29:42.280 --> 02:29:43.440 stumbled upon baby kegs. 02:29:43.440 --> 02:29:45.600 Naturally, I bought one, went to the beach, played soccer. 02:29:45.600 --> 02:29:48.280 One story short, I drank half a baby keg of Doseki's, 02:29:48.280 --> 02:29:52.360 and naturally found my want face down in the sand 02:29:52.360 --> 02:29:53.640 for two hours. 02:29:53.640 --> 02:29:55.120 Did you black out? 02:29:55.120 --> 02:29:56.640 Tuk's thinking of the three. 02:29:56.640 --> 02:29:58.440 Many chits here in the mood for a longer playthrough soon. 02:29:58.440 --> 02:29:59.560 Dredge is coming up your alley. 02:29:59.560 --> 02:30:01.280 I'm probably not going to play Dredge. 02:30:01.280 --> 02:30:04.160 But isn't that supposed to be like a fun fishing game? 02:30:04.160 --> 02:30:05.040 Maybe. 02:30:05.040 --> 02:30:06.000 It's like a fishing horror. 02:30:06.000 --> 02:30:06.920 Come to Chicago, no. 02:30:06.920 --> 02:30:07.760 Cal, take it for a three. 02:30:07.760 --> 02:30:10.280 Gabe, literal, and see you say, give it a sub. 02:30:10.280 --> 02:30:15.200 Next game, I said in August, more likely September, 02:30:15.200 --> 02:30:17.000 because August, I'm kind of all over the place 02:30:17.000 --> 02:30:18.080 and I have a lot of time off. 02:30:18.080 --> 02:30:22.400 September, we're doing a playthrough of some game. 02:30:22.400 --> 02:30:25.200 It's either going to be Visage, Life is Strange, 02:30:25.200 --> 02:30:28.920 or Outlast 2. 02:30:28.920 --> 02:30:34.080 October, I would love to do God of War or something 02:30:34.080 --> 02:30:36.440 around there, maybe GTA 5. 02:30:36.440 --> 02:30:38.400 November, GTA 6 drops. 02:30:38.400 --> 02:30:43.560 So at some point, I'm doing GTA 5, probably in October, 02:30:43.560 --> 02:30:45.560 honestly. 02:30:45.560 --> 02:30:48.280 Probably in October. 02:30:48.280 --> 02:30:49.520 OK, this is what we're going to do. 02:30:49.520 --> 02:30:52.520 September, I'm doing one of those three games. 02:30:52.520 --> 02:30:54.160 Honestly, four games. 02:30:54.160 --> 02:30:55.920 I'll either do God of War, Life is Strange, 02:30:55.920 --> 02:30:57.000 Outlast 2, Visage. 02:30:57.000 --> 02:31:00.040 Honestly, I probably could just rip Outlast 2 02:31:00.040 --> 02:31:02.560 and then run either Visage, Life is Strange, or God of War 02:31:02.560 --> 02:31:03.880 because Outlast 2 will probably be what? 02:31:03.880 --> 02:31:06.640 Two full streams, three full streams. 02:31:06.640 --> 02:31:08.040 How long is Outlast 2? 02:31:09.920 --> 02:31:12.240 Like nine hours, seven hours, yeah. 02:31:12.240 --> 02:31:15.520 We'll be Outlast 2 in two streams. 02:31:15.520 --> 02:31:18.120 So September, I'll do Outlast 2 02:31:18.120 --> 02:31:23.040 and then also we'll either do God of War or Life is Strange 02:31:23.040 --> 02:31:25.600 And then October, we'll do GTA 5 story mode 02:31:25.600 --> 02:31:28.480 and a bunch of horror games for Halloween-y time. 02:31:28.480 --> 02:31:30.720 And then November, GTA 6 drops. 02:31:30.720 --> 02:31:32.360 But that's late November. 02:31:32.360 --> 02:31:34.440 So yeah, there will be playthroughs. 02:31:34.440 --> 02:31:35.440 It's just like summer. 02:31:35.440 --> 02:31:36.520 I'm kind of all over the place. 02:31:36.520 --> 02:31:40.200 It's kind of hard to commit to doing a long game, 02:31:40.200 --> 02:31:42.720 just because I've cut back streaming-wise as well. 02:31:42.720 --> 02:31:46.080 So last July, I streamed 145 hours. 02:31:46.080 --> 02:31:49.160 This July, I'm streaming 92, 94. 02:31:49.160 --> 02:31:52.280 So it's 40 hours, 50 hours difference. 02:31:52.280 --> 02:31:56.040 Jay Alex Xtreme, Chip Life Gabe, and Chip Thinkin' This Up. 02:31:56.040 --> 02:32:00.200 I also think I played two different Mafia games last July, 02:32:00.200 --> 02:32:03.440 which is like 20 hours, 24 hours cumulatively. 02:32:05.520 --> 02:32:08.020 Quantum Break, that game sucks. 02:32:08.020 --> 02:32:08.960 I played that shit. 02:32:08.960 --> 02:32:10.200 All right, seven days to think about it. 02:32:10.200 --> 02:32:11.360 Mods, can we change game category? 02:32:11.360 --> 02:32:13.880 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 02:32:13.880 --> 02:32:15.520 Let me open this up. 02:32:15.520 --> 02:32:17.020 We gotta hop into the games. 02:32:17.020 --> 02:32:23.060 God of War would be fire, though, or Life of Strange. 02:32:23.060 --> 02:32:25.220 I think both games would be really good. 02:32:25.220 --> 02:32:29.380 I know they're both, like, highly reviewed OG games, ones, like, fighting lots more story 02:32:29.380 --> 02:32:30.380 than still. 02:32:30.380 --> 02:32:34.620 I did promise I would play Life of Strange prior to God of War. 02:32:34.620 --> 02:32:39.060 I promised I'd play Life of Strange, like, six months ago, and I never did. 02:32:39.060 --> 02:32:42.580 So I think I need to play that at some point. 02:32:42.580 --> 02:32:47.580 You're lava lamp? Yes, lava lamp. 02:32:51.580 --> 02:32:54.580 I'm gonna go on a bottom. 02:33:03.580 --> 02:33:07.580 First lava lamp. I love this music already. 02:33:07.580 --> 02:33:11.580 Oh, this game's gonna be the bitrate killer, holy fuck. 02:33:11.580 --> 02:33:14.460 What cow what cow pixelated this game is? 02:33:17.300 --> 02:33:22.380 Wake up seven days to think about it. I just turned on the music. I feel like everything else is fine 02:33:23.220 --> 02:33:26.540 Seven days to think about it. I don't know how scary this game is. I hope it's not that scary 02:33:28.140 --> 02:33:30.140 Seven days to think about it 02:33:30.780 --> 02:33:34.060 After five long years. Oh shit, I don't have chat open 02:33:37.580 --> 02:33:39.580 Well, we'll welcome you guys back 02:33:39.580 --> 02:33:44.580 After five long years, I finally graduated six months ago. 02:33:44.580 --> 02:33:47.580 What do you get held back for a year? 02:33:47.580 --> 02:33:52.580 Since then, nothing's really changed. 02:33:52.580 --> 02:33:56.580 Every opportunity feels out of reach. 02:33:56.580 --> 02:34:00.580 How much more effort do I have to put in to reach my goals? 02:34:00.580 --> 02:34:03.580 I feel like I'm making no progress at all. 02:34:03.580 --> 02:34:05.580 I feel completely stuck. 02:34:05.580 --> 02:34:11.580 On top of that, the weight of expectations and the constant over-thinking only makes things worse. 02:34:11.580 --> 02:34:15.580 Right now, I'm working on my personal project while looking for a job. 02:34:15.580 --> 02:34:21.580 I'm dedicating every possible minute to it. I know that somehow, one way or another, I'll reach my goal. 02:34:21.580 --> 02:34:28.580 But every day feels heavier. Others are making... are moving forward while I'm still standing still. 02:34:28.580 --> 02:34:34.580 I can't let myself lose motivation completely. I have to keep going until I get what I want. 02:34:34.580 --> 02:34:41.580 Recently, it's been over a week since I last left the house. Holy shit. It's a 1,000 week. 02:34:41.580 --> 02:34:44.580 I'm completely focused on my project. 02:34:45.580 --> 02:34:52.580 I'm starting a roadblock server. It's kind of like growing a garden, but instead of growing plants, you grow brain rots. 02:34:52.580 --> 02:35:00.580 It's different from stealing a brain rot because instead of stealing brain rot, you're like growing toon-toon-toon sour. 02:35:00.580 --> 02:35:02.580 It's super fun. 02:35:04.580 --> 02:35:08.980 I'm starting to commit to myself and everything unrelated to work is just a waste of time. 02:35:10.480 --> 02:35:11.980 This is becoming unhealthy. 02:35:11.980 --> 02:35:14.480 Right now I'm lying on my bed taking a break. 02:35:14.480 --> 02:35:17.980 But I wonder, is it okay to stop and take a break? 02:35:18.480 --> 02:35:19.480 I don't know. 02:35:23.980 --> 02:35:24.980 What? 02:35:25.980 --> 02:35:27.980 A notification on my computer. 02:35:28.480 --> 02:35:29.480 Maybe. 02:35:29.480 --> 02:35:31.480 I should go see what it is. 02:35:34.580 --> 02:35:38.380 This is going to be a weird ass fucking game. 02:35:38.380 --> 02:35:41.640 I already should tell you it's going to be a weird ass game. 02:35:41.640 --> 02:35:44.000 Oh fuck, what the hell am I looking at? 02:35:44.000 --> 02:35:46.280 WASD crouch and pause? 02:35:46.280 --> 02:35:47.280 Okay. 02:35:47.280 --> 02:35:49.280 These are my posters. 02:35:49.280 --> 02:35:53.120 Wait, I should check the notification on my computer. 02:35:53.120 --> 02:35:55.320 My friend messaged me in the group chat. 02:35:55.320 --> 02:35:57.320 Hey, do you want to hang out? 02:35:57.320 --> 02:36:00.360 It's been a long time since we last talked. 02:36:00.360 --> 02:36:02.560 We think it's time to take a break. 02:36:02.560 --> 02:36:04.560 We're waiting for you. 02:36:04.560 --> 02:36:11.080 I still have work to do, but maybe going going out for a bit won't hurt anyone, right? 02:36:12.200 --> 02:36:18.920 It won't how long how long of a break would would really hurt my aspirations become a league of legends top lane pro 02:36:21.360 --> 02:36:23.360 Let's go 02:36:23.760 --> 02:36:26.080 Surely surely my Darius main can wait 02:36:28.640 --> 02:36:31.320 No need to change clothes right now have I showered 02:36:31.320 --> 02:36:35.880 I'm just going outside. Okay. They have a strange shape, but they're useful 02:36:39.720 --> 02:36:45.360 Who else lives with me it won't budge, but why oh my god, what the fuck? What? 02:36:49.120 --> 02:36:51.120 What's happening? 02:36:52.200 --> 02:36:57.320 Sky's suddenly turned dark. I think I'm trapped in my own game. I'm developing 02:36:57.320 --> 02:37:03.320 My apartment's very... er, in a lively city. I like the atmosphere. 02:37:03.320 --> 02:37:07.320 What the fuck? I don't need a shower right now. 02:37:07.320 --> 02:37:10.320 I've been stench-maxing. I have to meet up with my friends. 02:37:10.320 --> 02:37:13.320 What day is it? 02:37:13.320 --> 02:37:17.320 I really like this painting. Makes me feel better. 02:37:17.320 --> 02:37:19.320 Some books here. I still haven't read them. 02:37:19.320 --> 02:37:24.320 My calendar. It helps me keep track of the days. 02:37:24.320 --> 02:37:27.980 I can't read bits right now. Dub, think of it as 3, I'm sorry bro. 02:37:27.980 --> 02:37:30.580 Mosh, Milo, and Coco, think of it as 3, please don't send bits right now. 02:37:30.580 --> 02:37:32.080 Bob, think of it as 3. 02:37:32.080 --> 02:37:34.800 Ram, Big, Swim, and Boss, think of it as 3. 02:37:34.800 --> 02:37:36.700 Bob and Ken, think of it as 3. Jay and Alex, think of it as 3. 02:37:36.700 --> 02:37:38.700 Please do not send bits right now, I cannot read them. 02:37:40.200 --> 02:37:43.700 My calendar helps me keep track of the days. Lately I've been losing track of time. 02:37:45.200 --> 02:37:46.700 OOF! 02:37:47.960 --> 02:37:49.960 Is that a dead fucking body on my table? 02:37:51.140 --> 02:37:52.140 What's going on? 02:37:52.760 --> 02:37:53.960 It's a dream, right? 02:37:54.320 --> 02:37:58.320 I need to get out right now. Well, I kind of want to see what's going on here. 02:38:00.320 --> 02:38:02.320 You okay there, bud? 02:38:07.320 --> 02:38:09.320 Oh! 02:38:09.320 --> 02:38:13.320 Am I, like, harvesting organs for money or something? Who is this dead guy on my table? 02:38:13.320 --> 02:38:15.320 And why is there an eyeball plant? 02:38:16.320 --> 02:38:19.320 What the hell is that? Am I imagining things? 02:38:20.320 --> 02:38:23.320 What the hell? What happened to my fridge? 02:38:24.320 --> 02:38:30.320 Oh, it actually lets me leave. 02:38:30.320 --> 02:38:31.320 The fuck? 02:38:31.320 --> 02:38:33.320 I thought I wanted to be able to leave. 02:38:33.320 --> 02:38:34.320 Where am I? 02:38:34.320 --> 02:38:36.320 It's all dark. 02:38:41.320 --> 02:38:42.320 Truth? 02:38:42.320 --> 02:38:44.320 Why is it locked up? 02:38:44.320 --> 02:38:46.320 It's just a light switch. 02:38:46.320 --> 02:38:48.320 Who is this person? 02:38:49.320 --> 02:38:50.320 Ah! 02:38:50.320 --> 02:38:55.320 You've finally arrived. 02:38:55.320 --> 02:38:57.320 What's up? 02:38:57.320 --> 02:38:59.320 Who are you? 02:38:59.320 --> 02:39:01.320 What are you doing in my house? 02:39:01.320 --> 02:39:04.320 Oh, no. I'm losing my mind. 02:39:04.320 --> 02:39:08.320 Calm down. Everything's under control. 02:39:08.320 --> 02:39:11.320 Listen to me. Don't panic. 02:39:11.320 --> 02:39:14.320 Easy for you to say. You have no idea what I saw. 02:39:14.320 --> 02:39:16.320 My own home. 02:39:16.320 --> 02:39:19.320 There were... bodies. 02:39:19.320 --> 02:39:21.320 Everyone loses control sometimes. 02:39:23.820 --> 02:39:27.320 But if you look around carefully, you'll see there's nothing to worry about. 02:39:28.320 --> 02:39:30.320 What are you talking about? 02:39:30.320 --> 02:39:33.320 I need to leave. My friends are waiting for me. 02:39:33.320 --> 02:39:35.320 At this rate, I'll be late. I need to move. 02:39:35.320 --> 02:39:38.320 That's what we're worried about. You're the dead body in your fucking house. 02:39:39.820 --> 02:39:41.320 Where's the exit? 02:39:41.320 --> 02:39:43.320 The exit, too. 02:39:43.320 --> 02:39:44.320 Where? 02:39:44.320 --> 02:39:46.320 What? 02:39:46.320 --> 02:39:48.320 I just want to meet my friends. Nothing more. 02:39:48.320 --> 02:39:50.320 You really sure about that? 02:39:50.520 --> 02:39:54.800 Sure about what? If you're seeing strange things in your own home 02:39:55.440 --> 02:39:57.440 How do you expect to face the outside world? 02:39:58.360 --> 02:39:59.560 Hi 02:39:59.560 --> 02:40:00.960 Not there 02:40:00.960 --> 02:40:03.520 I'll definitely ask you. How's the job on coming? 02:40:04.200 --> 02:40:06.200 How's your new project coming along? 02:40:06.800 --> 02:40:08.800 All that pressure 02:40:08.840 --> 02:40:10.840 How will you manage that? 02:40:10.880 --> 02:40:14.400 Is he supposed to be like an embodiment of my anxiety or something? 02:40:14.400 --> 02:40:21.400 Maybe you're right. Maybe, maybe I can take about it a bit longer. There's no rush to go out. 02:40:22.400 --> 02:40:30.400 This motherfucker ain't working on his project. He's solo-cuing A-RAM for fucking nine hours and doing maybe ten minutes of work per day, 02:40:30.400 --> 02:40:36.400 applying to one job on LinkedIn with the same copy-paste fucking portfolio that he's used for the last six months. 02:40:36.400 --> 02:40:38.400 This guy's a bum! 02:40:44.400 --> 02:40:55.560 I suggest you keep your mind occupied, the VHS tape, insert it in the recorder. 02:40:55.560 --> 02:41:00.060 Now! 02:41:00.060 --> 02:41:05.840 I swear to God, if this is like Gore or some weird shit, it's gonna be Gore, it's gonna 02:41:05.840 --> 02:41:09.520 be Gore, it's gonna be a pig all the way. 02:41:09.520 --> 02:41:12.480 Oh God, please don't be Gore. 02:41:12.480 --> 02:41:13.480 Done. 02:41:13.480 --> 02:41:15.480 Is this a flower? 02:41:16.480 --> 02:41:17.480 What the fuck? 02:41:17.480 --> 02:41:18.480 Good job. 02:41:19.480 --> 02:41:21.480 Simple, wasn't it? 02:41:21.480 --> 02:41:23.480 Now I'll answer these questions. 02:41:23.480 --> 02:41:25.480 Yes, this is a flower. 02:41:28.480 --> 02:41:30.480 Who am I? You remember. 02:41:30.480 --> 02:41:32.480 Why do I have to do all this? 02:41:32.480 --> 02:41:34.480 What's the meaning behind these images? Can you explain it to me? 02:41:34.480 --> 02:41:35.480 Later. 02:41:35.480 --> 02:41:37.480 Let's see if you can answer this question. 02:41:38.480 --> 02:41:39.480 Is this a fridge? 02:41:39.480 --> 02:41:41.480 No, that's a bicycle. 02:41:42.480 --> 02:41:46.480 Where am I? Memory, done. 02:41:46.480 --> 02:41:51.480 Pause! Pause! Pause! Now tell me if you remember this. 02:41:51.480 --> 02:41:58.480 Do you remember? What? Is that my room? Oh, is that my room? How do you have this photo? 02:41:58.480 --> 02:42:06.480 Have you ever filled your mind in complete chaos? And at some point feel like you couldn't take it anymore. 02:42:06.480 --> 02:42:08.480 But you couldn't keep it all inside 02:42:09.800 --> 02:42:16.780 So you project it all outside as if your confusion bleeds into reality. This just feels like schizophrenia 02:42:18.280 --> 02:42:22.840 That's that is this is what this is this is just what's happening right now 02:42:23.280 --> 02:42:26.120 This is like I feel like I'm full-on fucking 02:42:26.800 --> 02:42:28.800 hallucinating things that aren't real I 02:42:30.120 --> 02:42:32.120 Don't know what's happening to me lately 02:42:32.120 --> 02:42:38.120 Yes, maybe you're right. Maybe I need to clear my head before going out. 02:42:38.120 --> 02:42:43.120 I feel like even my house is changing. It's reflecting my confusion. 02:42:43.120 --> 02:42:48.120 Maybe I'm an alcoholic that hasn't been getting enough sleep so my dreams are bleeding into reality. 02:42:50.120 --> 02:42:53.120 Good. Proceed. 02:42:54.120 --> 02:42:56.120 Well, I do remember this, yeah. 02:42:56.120 --> 02:42:56.620 Yeah. 02:42:59.120 --> 02:42:59.620 Perfect. 02:43:00.120 --> 02:43:01.120 I figured it out. 02:43:01.120 --> 02:43:01.620 You. 02:43:02.120 --> 02:43:04.620 You're part of all these hallucinations, aren't you? 02:43:05.620 --> 02:43:07.120 I've never seen you before. You don't exist. 02:43:07.620 --> 02:43:08.120 Listen to me. 02:43:08.620 --> 02:43:09.620 You need to focus. 02:43:11.620 --> 02:43:13.620 You have to cut off your balls. 02:43:14.120 --> 02:43:15.620 It's the only way out of the house. 02:43:17.620 --> 02:43:20.120 Your balls are anchors from reality. 02:43:20.120 --> 02:43:22.620 The second you cut off your nuts, now you'll be free. 02:43:26.120 --> 02:43:33.120 You have to cook them like they're like the Rocky Mountain Lakers. 02:43:33.120 --> 02:43:35.120 You have to do it. 02:43:35.120 --> 02:43:36.120 Cut off your balls. 02:43:36.120 --> 02:43:37.120 No, sorry. 02:43:37.120 --> 02:43:42.120 You have to separate what makes you... wait, you have to separate what you see. 02:43:42.120 --> 02:43:43.120 Sorry. 02:43:43.120 --> 02:43:48.120 You have to separate what you see from what you feel once you start through the confusion. 02:43:48.120 --> 02:43:52.120 Maybe the outside world will feel less frightening. 02:43:52.120 --> 02:43:54.120 If I had more time. 02:43:54.120 --> 02:43:57.320 One more time to think things through. Maybe I wouldn't feel so stuck. 02:43:57.320 --> 02:44:01.320 The outside world moves so fast. I've just had a few more days. 02:44:01.320 --> 02:44:06.320 Another month? No, wait! I just need one week. That's all I ask. 02:44:06.320 --> 02:44:10.320 Seven more days, you say? What's the name of the game? 02:44:10.320 --> 02:44:13.320 It's actually what I've always wanted to hear you say. 02:44:13.320 --> 02:44:15.320 Oh, what I've always heard you say. What? 02:44:15.320 --> 02:44:18.320 Never mind. Come back here every day for seven days. 02:44:18.320 --> 02:44:21.320 Memorize what you see. Analyze. Pay attention. 02:44:21.320 --> 02:44:25.320 Focus when you're at home. Oh, is this like an anomaly game? 02:44:25.320 --> 02:44:28.320 You have to surf from here. We'll talk to you again. 02:44:29.320 --> 02:44:30.320 This guy seems off. 02:44:31.320 --> 02:44:33.320 He's strange, but he's not completely wrong. 02:44:34.320 --> 02:44:37.320 After all, he's not like having a rush to go out, right? 02:44:37.320 --> 02:44:39.320 You'd be better to think about it. 02:44:39.320 --> 02:44:43.320 And besides, he seems to know more than he lets on. I can play along with this game for now. 02:44:43.320 --> 02:44:46.320 He's inconsistent like head, you fucking idiot. 02:44:46.320 --> 02:44:48.320 Oh my god, this guy's a fucking jackass. 02:44:48.320 --> 02:44:54.320 Oh, he knows more than he's letting on. He's in my own brain! He only knows what I know! 02:44:54.320 --> 02:44:55.320 What the fuck? 02:44:56.320 --> 02:45:01.320 I said I need to memorize what I see, and he'll ask me questions. Do you remember? 02:45:01.320 --> 02:45:04.320 I have to do this for seven days. I know he's hiding something. What exactly? 02:45:04.320 --> 02:45:07.320 Probably knows how to get me out of here. Let's give it a try. 02:45:09.320 --> 02:45:10.320 Okay? 02:45:10.320 --> 02:45:11.320 Ah! 02:45:17.320 --> 02:45:22.320 Seaton symbol on the ground, fish painting, fish tank on the ground, 02:45:22.320 --> 02:45:26.320 some sort of axe in the wall, eyeballs, breath, 02:45:27.320 --> 02:45:30.320 nothing out of the ordinary in the closet. 02:45:30.320 --> 02:45:32.320 Mirror... Ah! 02:45:35.320 --> 02:45:39.320 Mirror doesn't exist, thatch up scare made my nipples hard, boss. 02:45:40.320 --> 02:45:42.320 broken window 02:45:42.320 --> 02:45:45.200 There's a cage something inside of it. No 02:45:46.680 --> 02:45:49.200 There's eyeballs in the toilet, okay 02:45:50.120 --> 02:45:51.360 pain 02:45:51.360 --> 02:45:53.720 Polaroids on the wall and 02:45:54.520 --> 02:45:56.760 Hands out here to shake my hand 02:45:57.560 --> 02:45:59.560 painting tree one of seven 02:46:01.680 --> 02:46:03.680 That guy 02:46:03.680 --> 02:46:11.680 Broken table, WWE accident, sticky notes, just blocks of cheese, blocks of cheese in the refrigerator. 02:46:11.680 --> 02:46:19.680 Poor ghoul. And a dick in- is that a penis? Oh, I thought it was more. 02:46:19.680 --> 02:46:22.680 No, it's a piece of chocolate cake in the oven on a plate. 02:46:22.680 --> 02:46:28.680 Dead guy with Jew folks. And I don't know what those were. 02:46:33.680 --> 02:46:36.680 Do I remember the window? 02:46:36.680 --> 02:46:39.680 Please, look at the image and answer the question. 02:46:39.680 --> 02:46:41.680 I don't remember a window. 02:46:41.680 --> 02:46:43.680 Like a base window? 02:46:45.680 --> 02:46:47.680 Wait, actually it was out to my right. 02:46:47.680 --> 02:46:48.680 It was right by the boxes. 02:46:48.680 --> 02:46:50.680 But the boxes were in front of it, so no. 02:46:56.680 --> 02:46:58.680 I think I fucked up. 02:46:58.680 --> 02:47:05.680 I think I fucked up. 02:47:05.680 --> 02:47:08.680 Yeah, it was behind me. 02:47:08.680 --> 02:47:11.680 Oh wait, no, it's a suit, stop it. 02:47:11.680 --> 02:47:13.680 I was right, I was right. 02:47:13.680 --> 02:47:15.680 And I got it right. 02:47:15.680 --> 02:47:20.680 Oh, a noose. 02:47:20.680 --> 02:47:25.680 A shadow realm in the closet. 02:47:25.680 --> 02:47:30.800 Stack of books in a regular window, broken upside-down bed, 02:47:30.800 --> 02:47:36.720 fifth painting, some sort of anime person singing. 02:47:36.720 --> 02:47:39.520 Regular, bunch of cats, little kitties. 02:47:42.880 --> 02:47:43.380 Ah! 02:47:43.380 --> 02:47:46.880 Oh, new hospital bed. 02:47:46.880 --> 02:47:47.880 Am I in a coma? 02:47:47.880 --> 02:47:49.520 It's none of this real. 02:47:49.520 --> 02:47:52.440 80 beats per minute, creepy lady in the shower. 02:47:52.440 --> 02:47:53.520 We're going to close that door. 02:47:55.680 --> 02:48:16.680 Broken. No escape. Can I jump out of the window? Two of seven. Key equals X. Three cartons of milk in a block of cheese. A block of cheese in three cartons of milk. A heart beating, a living heart. 02:48:16.680 --> 02:48:34.200 I think I got everything memorized. 02:48:34.200 --> 02:48:41.800 The window was open, this doesn't look, I mean it was bloody down so I was gonna ask. 02:48:41.800 --> 02:48:42.800 Correct. 02:48:42.800 --> 02:48:45.120 Okay, so the last one I got wrong. 02:48:49.300 --> 02:48:51.460 The last one I got wrong. 02:48:51.460 --> 02:48:53.080 Do you share this passion too, what a coincidence. 02:48:53.080 --> 02:48:54.840 I like them, they're so nostalgic. 02:48:54.840 --> 02:48:56.720 Enough talk, five days to go. 02:48:56.720 --> 02:48:58.140 Wait, so do I fucking die 02:48:58.140 --> 02:49:00.120 because I messed up that first one? 02:49:02.000 --> 02:49:03.260 Bloody boxes. 02:49:07.400 --> 02:49:10.040 Splater on the wall. 02:49:10.040 --> 02:49:12.840 Fish tank, venus, broken paintings. 02:49:15.240 --> 02:49:17.000 Teddy bear that follows me. 02:49:21.260 --> 02:49:22.880 Regular baller, I don't like that noise 02:49:22.880 --> 02:49:24.320 that it's making, I'm gonna leave that. 02:49:24.320 --> 02:49:25.160 Thank you very much. 02:49:25.160 --> 02:49:27.720 Ah, can't print on the window. 02:49:31.680 --> 02:49:35.140 A claw coming out of the shower in blood on the floor. 02:49:36.180 --> 02:49:39.880 A lot of toilet paper, extra, just in case. 02:49:40.040 --> 02:50:02.040 A shrine for some woman with the cat still there, painting on the ground three leaves and a plant on the floor, a Ouija board, on the wall, no hope, a TV, a multiple cartons of milk, please, and a key, a key of fortune. 02:50:02.040 --> 02:50:05.040 Let's just echo into this specific room over here. 02:50:05.040 --> 02:50:07.040 It's locked, but why? 02:50:07.040 --> 02:50:10.040 What does that key do for me? 02:50:10.040 --> 02:50:12.040 Did that open something up? 02:50:12.040 --> 02:50:14.040 Oh, these are boarded out. 02:50:14.040 --> 02:50:18.040 The Meat Man's trapped in a cage. 02:50:21.040 --> 02:50:23.040 Awesome! 02:50:23.040 --> 02:50:25.040 Awesome. Really weird. Really weird. 02:50:25.040 --> 02:50:28.040 Missing call XXX. 02:50:28.040 --> 02:50:34.040 Watching you? I thought it said no hope. 02:50:44.040 --> 02:50:52.040 The other door? I already tried this door, but I still grabbed the key. 02:50:52.040 --> 02:51:02.040 Oh, key check. I forget to key every day. Okay. 02:51:02.040 --> 02:51:12.040 That, yeah. What do you mean? Oh, preserve memory. I found a key. 02:51:12.040 --> 02:51:15.040 I've removed one of the locks. 02:51:15.040 --> 02:51:18.040 Shit! Thanks, boss. 02:51:18.040 --> 02:51:19.680 What a fucking guy. 02:51:19.680 --> 02:51:21.180 Oh... 02:51:21.180 --> 02:51:23.180 It won't budge, but why? 02:51:23.180 --> 02:51:25.180 He said he removed one of the locks. 02:51:25.180 --> 02:51:27.180 Oh, one of the locks! 02:51:27.180 --> 02:51:29.180 One of the locks on the light switch! 02:51:29.180 --> 02:51:32.680 Oh my god, wait, so do I have to find the key every day? 02:51:32.680 --> 02:51:34.180 Another key? 02:51:34.180 --> 02:51:36.180 Oh my god, wait, so I might have to full reset. 02:51:40.180 --> 02:51:44.180 Because I don't have enough of the locks unlocked. 02:51:44.180 --> 02:51:55.460 Alright, remember, juice, empty closet, paper scattered everywhere, fish painting, get a 02:51:55.460 --> 02:51:57.960 real job, okay? 02:51:57.960 --> 02:52:08.620 So they're calling me unemployed. 02:52:08.620 --> 02:52:13.180 Some sort of homunculus creature that lives in the bathroom with us now. 02:52:13.180 --> 02:52:17.260 Living in some sort of brick and wordy bath. Perfectly fine. A face. 02:52:19.460 --> 02:52:25.060 Another dead guy and a tree. Tilted painting. Please don't hurt me. 02:52:29.300 --> 02:52:34.740 DVDs in the refrigerator. Full, take it to the five gift-its. 02:52:38.380 --> 02:52:41.580 And the meat boiling, as per usual. 02:52:43.180 --> 02:52:55.680 Oh, fuck off. I don't remember that. Do you guys remember a knife? On the bedside table. 02:52:55.680 --> 02:52:58.040 I would say no. 02:52:58.040 --> 02:52:59.040 I found a key. 02:52:59.040 --> 02:53:20.040 So I have to find a key every time, didn't you think you could find a gift, it's a lot 02:53:20.040 --> 02:53:21.040 everywhere. 02:53:21.040 --> 02:53:22.040 I- 02:53:22.040 --> 02:53:48.040 The bed is chained down, the wall is staring at me, everything staring at me now that I'm 02:53:48.040 --> 02:53:57.480 about it. Okay, and on the wall, regular training, another eyeball, mod of eyeballs here. Mod 02:53:57.480 --> 02:54:10.440 of eyeballs here. Caution, is it dangerous to get too close to? Well, it moves. We have 02:54:10.440 --> 02:54:20.440 That guy again, still looking for the key, we can't leave without it. 02:54:20.440 --> 02:54:22.440 Oh. 02:54:22.440 --> 02:54:24.440 Oh. 02:54:37.440 --> 02:54:39.440 It was by the cheese. 02:54:43.440 --> 02:54:44.440 How's homie all the way up here? 02:54:44.440 --> 02:54:46.440 Dude, we're on like the 30th floor, man. 02:54:46.440 --> 02:54:47.440 Come on. 02:54:52.440 --> 02:54:59.440 Now, y'all see the key? 02:54:59.440 --> 02:55:05.080 It's in the bathroom. 02:55:05.080 --> 02:55:15.080 I was going to say it probably is in the bathroom, but I don't think it is. 02:55:15.080 --> 02:55:16.920 Yeah, I doubt they'd put it in the same spot. 02:55:16.920 --> 02:55:18.760 Sink next to the cheese. 02:55:22.680 --> 02:55:23.520 Nope. 02:55:27.520 --> 02:55:29.020 I'm not seeing that. 02:55:32.020 --> 02:55:34.060 Dude, is there always a key though? 02:55:34.060 --> 02:55:36.600 Like sometimes there might not be a key. 02:55:36.600 --> 02:55:38.640 But on day five of seven, I would have had to find 02:55:38.640 --> 02:55:40.640 all seven keys to escape. 02:55:40.640 --> 02:55:47.640 Oh, it's the last of the sink. 02:55:47.640 --> 02:55:52.640 Oh, the bathroom sink. 02:55:52.640 --> 02:55:56.640 Oh my god, it's on the ground. 02:55:56.640 --> 02:55:59.640 I would have never fucking found that shit. 02:55:59.640 --> 02:56:01.640 Alright, remember everything that was in there? 02:56:01.640 --> 02:56:03.640 I feel like you're gonna end here long enough I'm gonna remember. 02:56:03.640 --> 02:56:05.640 No, that wasn't there. 02:56:05.640 --> 02:56:06.640 Wait! 02:56:06.640 --> 02:56:09.640 Does that mean do I remember it in general or is it there today? 02:56:09.640 --> 02:56:11.640 Okay, it wasn't there today. 02:56:15.640 --> 02:56:18.640 There's still four more locks, but only two days left. 02:56:18.640 --> 02:56:20.640 I'm gonna fucking die. 02:56:25.640 --> 02:56:27.640 Spider wall. 02:56:27.640 --> 02:56:30.640 There's no door on the... 02:56:30.640 --> 02:56:34.640 Oh, there's a ship on a real excuse and a safe covered in blood. 02:56:39.640 --> 02:56:44.640 I don't know what that noise even was. 02:56:44.640 --> 02:56:49.640 Pretty regular tamed bathroom this time, honestly. 02:56:49.640 --> 02:56:51.640 Mirror's not there. 02:56:51.640 --> 02:56:54.640 Hands are. 02:56:54.640 --> 02:56:58.640 The electrical box is shattered. 02:56:58.640 --> 02:57:03.640 I see guys staring stuff in the wall. 02:57:03.640 --> 02:57:05.640 What is that? 02:57:05.640 --> 02:57:06.640 A key? 02:57:06.640 --> 02:57:07.640 Got it. 02:57:10.640 --> 02:57:12.640 Take a meeting card. 02:57:15.640 --> 02:57:18.640 I feel like that's easy. Go back to the locked door. It's still gonna be locked. 02:57:18.640 --> 02:57:20.640 Oh my god, are you fucking serious? 02:57:20.640 --> 02:57:24.640 I have to stare at the ceiling? Was there a fucking ceiling light? 02:57:25.640 --> 02:57:26.640 No. 02:57:27.640 --> 02:57:28.640 Yeah? 02:57:32.640 --> 02:57:35.640 Oh my god, I have no idea. I didn't look at the ceiling. 02:57:35.640 --> 02:57:37.640 I didn't know I had to look at the ceiling. 02:57:39.640 --> 02:57:41.640 Nose of rope. 02:57:44.640 --> 02:57:48.640 Wait, so have I been getting it wrong when it's not saying correct? 02:57:48.640 --> 02:57:52.640 Which I can't tell. I didn't know if I'm doing good or not. 02:57:52.640 --> 02:57:55.640 Which is there's no- this is the last step. 02:57:58.640 --> 02:58:00.640 Is it not? 02:58:00.640 --> 02:58:02.640 Oh fuck no. 02:58:02.640 --> 02:58:07.640 We'll torture chamber in the closet there. 02:58:07.640 --> 02:58:09.640 Regular, creepy painting. 02:58:09.640 --> 02:58:14.640 Still locked by getting to all the unlocks. 02:58:20.640 --> 02:58:23.640 Normal. 02:58:23.640 --> 02:58:27.640 An image of the hall that we're in. 02:58:27.640 --> 02:58:29.640 This is creepy. 02:58:29.640 --> 02:58:31.640 Three cartons of milk. 02:58:31.640 --> 02:58:33.640 Nothing in the oven. 02:58:35.640 --> 02:58:37.640 It's a regular Camel 2. 02:58:43.640 --> 02:58:45.640 Oh my god. 02:58:45.640 --> 02:58:48.640 On the right, I remember there being the hand. 02:58:48.640 --> 02:58:50.640 Was this, was the cat painting here? 02:58:50.640 --> 02:58:52.640 I was gonna say yeah. 02:58:52.640 --> 02:58:58.960 No, it couldn't be any clearer. 02:58:58.960 --> 02:59:00.720 Let's stop for a moment. 02:59:00.720 --> 02:59:03.160 Doing it this way will only make you more confused. 02:59:03.160 --> 02:59:06.040 Go back one day, you'll also lose the key you just collected. 02:59:06.040 --> 02:59:09.040 Let's try again. 02:59:09.040 --> 02:59:11.040 Fuck! 02:59:11.040 --> 02:59:17.440 Oh, is this the same as the day before? 02:59:17.440 --> 02:59:20.440 I feel like I remember this. 02:59:20.440 --> 02:59:25.440 Wow, that was the first time I got it wrong. Oh no, this is different. 02:59:27.440 --> 02:59:32.440 Dude, it's hard to remember because it repeats some stuff and it doesn't others. 02:59:33.440 --> 02:59:37.440 So I'm sitting here like just scrambling to fucking look for stuff. 02:59:37.440 --> 02:59:40.440 It's as key as yes, I have the key. 02:59:43.440 --> 02:59:44.440 Yes. 02:59:47.440 --> 02:59:48.440 Good. 02:59:50.440 --> 02:59:58.440 What? What does that mean? I can't believe I've always lived here. Everything I see is terrifying. 02:59:58.440 --> 03:00:03.440 My mind can no longer contain it all. It starts rejecting outside. One day to go. 03:00:03.440 --> 03:00:07.440 There's still three more keys left, though. Fuck. What do I do? 03:00:09.440 --> 03:00:19.440 Regular door, teddy bear, eyeballs under, axe, knife, on the kitchen side table. 03:00:19.440 --> 03:00:21.440 Regular closet. 03:00:21.440 --> 03:00:23.440 Oh! 03:00:25.440 --> 03:00:28.440 Never seen that figure from heading there before. 03:00:32.440 --> 03:00:35.440 Cage bathroom, we got a shrine, blood on the wall. 03:00:36.440 --> 03:00:38.440 Dude, stairs at me. 03:00:39.440 --> 03:00:42.440 Cheating you, pussy. Nothing. That's what I thought. 03:00:43.440 --> 03:00:44.440 Watching you. 03:00:44.440 --> 03:00:46.440 Empty fridge. 03:00:50.440 --> 03:00:51.440 Stick in the corner. 03:00:55.440 --> 03:00:57.440 Oh my god, was the cake in the fucking oven? 03:01:02.440 --> 03:01:03.440 No. 03:01:09.440 --> 03:01:10.440 I found a key. 03:01:11.440 --> 03:01:12.440 I removed one of the locks. 03:01:13.440 --> 03:01:14.440 Wasn't that last day? 03:01:15.440 --> 03:01:17.440 Oh, I just have to keep going until I fucking get it. 03:01:19.440 --> 03:01:33.720 I forgot where I put the key, I feel a weight in my stomach, better get some fresh air. 03:01:33.720 --> 03:01:35.720 Oh my god, am I just going outside? 03:01:35.720 --> 03:01:36.720 Game normal? 03:01:36.720 --> 03:01:41.720 I have to run this back and get the key to fucking figure out what's in there, dude. 03:01:41.720 --> 03:01:46.720 Oh, you're lying, this is a regular ass day. 03:01:46.720 --> 03:01:48.720 What? 03:01:48.720 --> 03:01:50.720 Reached the good ending? 03:01:50.720 --> 03:01:52.720 Just as I thought. There's no one here. 03:01:52.720 --> 03:01:55.720 Seems like seven days have really gone by. 03:01:55.720 --> 03:01:59.720 I knew it. I have to go. I have to do everything on my own. 03:01:59.720 --> 03:02:02.720 I can only count on myself. I'm out of this house. 03:02:02.720 --> 03:02:06.720 Time to get some fresh air. I'll take a walk and then get back to work. 03:02:07.720 --> 03:02:10.720 Good ending? That's... find the hidden keys in each day. 03:02:10.720 --> 03:02:15.720 I need to do that. I need to do that. I need to do that. I need to do that. I need to do that. I need to do that. 03:02:16.720 --> 03:02:23.720 Continue after intro. 03:02:46.720 --> 03:02:52.080 What everywhere speedrun speedrun speedrun speedrun chat memorize memorize memorize memorize 03:02:52.640 --> 03:02:58.520 There's the key on the shrine on the shrine. You're fucking go W chatter 03:02:59.080 --> 03:03:03.720 Holy shit. Give me an easy ball. Give me an easy ball. Do I remember that? No, that was 03:03:06.040 --> 03:03:10.880 Preserve memory unlock one of the locks day one done 03:03:10.880 --> 03:03:29.880 Next to me. News. Tagging down. Regular closet. Cassette tape acts through the fucking computer. Shattered glass. Bunch of photos. Caged bathroom in the shower. Bunch of toilet paper. Empty bathroom. Creepy man in the corner. 03:03:29.880 --> 03:03:41.880 Aventure, milk carton, uh, cassette cart, meat and sink, we have a purse on the ground, missing poster. 03:03:43.880 --> 03:03:44.880 Where's the key? 03:03:48.880 --> 03:03:50.880 Up in the corner, beef dead, easy. 03:03:51.880 --> 03:03:55.880 Memorize, memorize, memorize, cannot fail, we cannot fail. 03:03:56.880 --> 03:03:58.880 Do I remember that in the corner? 03:03:59.880 --> 03:04:01.880 This is in the kitchen. 03:04:05.880 --> 03:04:07.880 I would say you have that trash can in there. 03:04:14.880 --> 03:04:18.880 Nobody behind. Really ominous, creepy music. Computer closed. 03:04:19.880 --> 03:04:21.880 Fish tank on the floor. Regular closet. 03:04:21.880 --> 03:04:37.080 get out of the classroom floor, we have the hands there, eyeballs, hospital bed, power 03:04:37.080 --> 03:04:54.360 outage. Key and empty fridge. Regular plates, cage, cake. Good. Empty fridge, yes. Oh my 03:04:54.360 --> 03:05:00.240 god, we are so fucking hot. Four more keys. Four more keys. Four more keys. That's... 03:05:00.240 --> 03:05:04.600 Oh my god, sorry. That happened three times. Why have I got scared every time? 03:05:04.600 --> 03:05:05.880 He already there. 03:05:06.880 --> 03:05:09.360 Death trap closet, knife in the drawer. 03:05:11.480 --> 03:05:14.180 Regular, regular, broken drawer. 03:05:15.680 --> 03:05:18.160 Triangular carpet, bunch of soap in the toilet, 03:05:18.160 --> 03:05:20.420 empty shower, painting on the ground, 03:05:20.420 --> 03:05:22.800 dead guy in the corner, and they never throw you those. 03:05:22.800 --> 03:05:24.080 They're too easy, though. 03:05:24.800 --> 03:05:28.700 Uhhhhhhh, what else? 03:05:28.700 --> 03:05:31.300 Kind of like a bunch of nothingness. 03:05:31.300 --> 03:05:33.240 Broken table, dead guy. 03:05:34.600 --> 03:05:41.160 Yes. Easy. Super fun and easy. Next three more. 03:05:43.160 --> 03:05:52.360 Guy bang on the ground. Safe. Open closet. No windows. A table under a table under a table under a table. 03:05:52.360 --> 03:06:00.120 Spider. Blood hand print. Shrine. Micky pain anger. Hands. Micky woman. 03:06:00.120 --> 03:06:11.320 meat, tea, meat toilet, eyeball, noctua for painting, dead shit in the fucking fridge. 03:06:11.320 --> 03:06:14.960 Stick on the ground, nothing in the fucking oven. 03:06:14.960 --> 03:06:15.960 Die. 03:06:15.960 --> 03:06:16.960 Save, yes. 03:06:16.960 --> 03:06:17.960 Two more keys. 03:06:17.960 --> 03:06:18.960 Two more keys. 03:06:18.960 --> 03:06:25.520 Okay, I am actually in a fucking flow state right now. 03:06:25.520 --> 03:06:28.520 I am in full Wu Wei. 03:06:28.520 --> 03:06:29.520 Creepy guy there again. 03:06:29.520 --> 03:06:32.160 of the double shrine creepy painting. 03:06:32.160 --> 03:06:35.520 Here with eyeballs, Teddy bear singing to me. 03:06:35.520 --> 03:06:39.320 Happy birthday creepy guy running at me, 03:06:39.320 --> 03:06:41.840 Duke staring at me, Polaroid. 03:06:41.840 --> 03:06:43.480 Polaroid's another creepy image. 03:06:43.480 --> 03:06:47.120 Okay, hand on the ground, soap, close toilet seat. 03:06:48.360 --> 03:06:50.480 Painting of the room that we're in, 03:06:50.480 --> 03:06:52.160 blood and a guy hanging there. 03:06:52.160 --> 03:06:55.280 Lots of cheese, lots of cheese in the fridge everybody. 03:06:55.280 --> 03:06:56.120 We have a key. 03:06:56.120 --> 03:07:01.120 We're caking the fridge. We're caking the oven. 03:07:01.120 --> 03:07:06.120 No escape sign. That was not there. 03:07:06.120 --> 03:07:08.120 That was not there. 03:07:08.120 --> 03:07:11.120 Remove one of the locks. One more lock. Final day. 03:07:11.120 --> 03:07:14.120 Final day. Final day. Let the fucking go. 03:07:14.120 --> 03:07:17.120 Bloody boxes. 03:07:17.120 --> 03:07:20.120 Bloody boxes. 03:07:20.120 --> 03:07:25.120 A noose teddy bear painting. 03:07:25.120 --> 03:07:27.120 No doors on the closet. 03:07:27.920 --> 03:07:29.920 Shrine, no drawer. 03:07:30.640 --> 03:07:32.640 Regular window. 03:07:32.640 --> 03:07:34.640 Toilet paper. 03:07:37.760 --> 03:07:39.760 Regular painting, okay, that's how. 03:07:41.680 --> 03:07:44.320 Three cartons of milk and a block of cheese. 03:07:46.240 --> 03:07:48.560 Beat man in the cell under the drawer, got it. 03:07:48.560 --> 03:07:58.560 Now, I'm so gouted. I'm so fucking gouted. This should be the last key. I've removed all the locks. 03:07:58.560 --> 03:08:04.560 I followed your advice, but you're hiding something from me. You know how to get me out of here, don't you? 03:08:04.560 --> 03:08:08.560 The switch. Is that the answer to all this? 03:08:08.560 --> 03:08:12.560 As I said before, only you can take the final step. 03:08:12.560 --> 03:08:14.560 I've had enough! 03:08:14.560 --> 03:08:21.560 Wait, where did you go? 03:08:21.560 --> 03:08:25.560 I shouldn't have reacted like this. 03:08:25.560 --> 03:08:26.560 Hey! 03:08:26.560 --> 03:08:28.560 No, wait, this mirror. 03:08:28.560 --> 03:08:30.560 He moved it and then left. 03:08:30.560 --> 03:08:32.560 He kept me locked in here for seven days. 03:08:32.560 --> 03:08:33.560 He owes me an explanation. 03:08:33.560 --> 03:08:34.560 He must have left. 03:08:34.560 --> 03:08:36.560 He's got to be somewhere in my house. 03:08:36.560 --> 03:08:38.560 These tapes, this recorder. 03:08:38.560 --> 03:08:41.560 One of my hobbies is collecting my memories on VHS tapes. 03:08:41.560 --> 03:08:43.560 Oh God, no! 03:08:43.560 --> 03:08:46.560 I can't believe it. I need to check my house now. 03:08:48.560 --> 03:08:49.560 What? 03:08:53.560 --> 03:08:54.560 I'm here. Here. 03:08:55.560 --> 03:08:57.560 The VHS recorder. The tapes. No! 03:08:58.560 --> 03:09:00.560 Now I remember. This is the storage room. 03:09:01.560 --> 03:09:03.560 I used to lock the door without thinking. 03:09:04.560 --> 03:09:05.560 Even the key lying around the house. 03:09:06.560 --> 03:09:08.560 The storage room, the VHS tapes, everything as hard as it should be. 03:09:09.560 --> 03:09:11.560 But then, everything I saw, 03:09:11.560 --> 03:09:15.560 I saw. Did I imagine all of it? How's that possible? 03:09:15.560 --> 03:09:18.560 It was also vivid to real. My house was different. It changed every day. 03:09:18.560 --> 03:09:23.560 Don't tell me that, maybe. I altered reality with the illusion that I had challenges to overcome. 03:09:23.560 --> 03:09:26.560 I created my own problems, now they turned against me. 03:09:26.560 --> 03:09:32.560 I tried to protect myself from nothing. Nothing to remember. Nothing to really ever think. 03:09:32.560 --> 03:09:36.560 It was just a very simple decision. I just kept thinking and thinking. 03:09:36.560 --> 03:09:39.560 I tended to overcomplicate things when in reality it's incredibly simple. 03:09:39.560 --> 03:09:41.760 Well, I would be able to stop or at least learn to live with it. 03:09:42.760 --> 03:09:45.360 Oh no, the meeting with my friends! Bro, that was a week ago! 03:09:45.860 --> 03:09:46.660 Who am I kidding? 03:09:47.160 --> 03:09:50.560 Seven days have passed. I made them late seven days because of my constant ever thinking. 03:09:50.960 --> 03:09:54.560 No way they're still waiting for me. It's worth trying. After all, they're still my friends. 03:09:55.060 --> 03:09:56.060 Hello, computer! 03:09:56.960 --> 03:09:58.360 My friend's message's still here. 03:09:59.360 --> 03:10:02.160 Why does it say receive seven minutes ago? How strange. 03:10:03.560 --> 03:10:07.360 Bro, did I experience that all that in seven minutes? Was I fucking tripping on salvia? 03:10:07.360 --> 03:10:14.360 What the fuck? 03:10:14.360 --> 03:10:19.360 What? 03:10:19.360 --> 03:10:28.360 Use the stairs? 03:10:28.360 --> 03:10:35.360 The table, I used to read magazines while waiting for receptionists to hear like before. 03:10:37.360 --> 03:10:40.360 This receptionist isn't here, it's fine, I'll say hi later. 03:10:46.360 --> 03:10:50.360 Guys, I'm sorry. You waited so long, and you're still here? 03:10:51.360 --> 03:10:54.360 And for seven days still here, how's that possible? 03:10:54.360 --> 03:10:58.360 Seven days are you crazy? We've only been here seven minutes. 03:10:58.360 --> 03:11:00.360 Why do you look like you've seen a ghost? 03:11:00.360 --> 03:11:03.360 Seven minutes? Are you serious? You said that? No! 03:11:03.360 --> 03:11:08.360 I remember seven days. This guy sucks. This guy fucking sucks. 03:11:08.360 --> 03:11:11.360 What are you talking about? Come on. Let's go for a walk. 03:11:11.360 --> 03:11:14.360 Yeah, sure. Let's go. 03:11:15.360 --> 03:11:18.360 This guy's like serious mental problems. 03:11:18.360 --> 03:11:25.780 That's the true good ending. My friends waited for me. I thought I was trapped in a fucking death loop for seven days 03:11:25.780 --> 03:11:28.080 I walk outside it's seven minutes 03:11:31.040 --> 03:11:33.040 What the fuck 03:11:33.960 --> 03:11:37.880 That was a good game now. It was fun really weird really really weird 03:11:40.200 --> 03:11:42.120 All right, I got a pee real quick 03:11:42.120 --> 03:11:47.760 Can we run a poll on whether or not we run Salamander County Public Television or Birds of War next the dude Skittles 03:11:47.760 --> 03:11:49.760 I love the un 03:11:49.880 --> 03:11:56.280 Keo pink doc Kate thick Vinnie for the five gifts is cold to the five gift is done at Liam all wake Wolf Enzo 03:11:56.480 --> 03:11:58.960 Snake and GN thinking of itself. Don't think of it. Three. I 03:11:59.600 --> 03:12:02.100 Wanted a project from the spam district of viewers. I 03:12:02.540 --> 03:12:06.280 You're very entertaining seeing random say weird shit to rage base disgusting. Dude. You're good 03:12:08.200 --> 03:12:13.280 They think of the three my grandma passed away from cancer recently after cancer in the chat and rip in the chat 03:12:13.280 --> 03:12:16.600 I'm sorry for your loss. I got a job now working on it. I would say thank you 03:12:17.760 --> 03:12:18.960 I mean, I'm glad I'm able to help, 03:12:18.960 --> 03:12:20.880 but I'm genuinely sorry for your loss. 03:12:20.880 --> 03:12:24.360 Fuck cancer in the chat, that's terrible, genuinely. 03:12:24.360 --> 03:12:25.200 I hope you're okay. 03:12:25.200 --> 03:12:26.400 I hope you and your family are all right. 03:12:26.400 --> 03:12:28.680 I'm sorry that you're going through that. 03:12:28.680 --> 03:12:29.520 Oh, you give a fly. 03:12:29.520 --> 03:12:31.120 Let's do as early as possible. 03:12:31.120 --> 03:12:34.640 Would you do like 130 EST? 03:12:47.760 --> 03:12:49.760 My mother saying ways was in chat 03:12:57.120 --> 03:13:01.460 Oh my god, he was he said my type of music, or this is the fucking best type of music 03:13:03.880 --> 03:13:06.340 Let me play some let me play some actual heat 03:13:07.440 --> 03:13:11.240 Let me play some actual heat for you guys some fucking aura music 03:13:11.240 --> 03:13:16.460 Could we run a poll Jimmy down 03:14:11.240 --> 03:14:13.240 Oh 03:14:18.240 --> 03:14:19.760 We're back 03:14:19.760 --> 03:14:21.960 Sorry and steal the sub lucid think of it in thousand days 03:14:21.960 --> 03:14:23.440 What's trying to get from Chipotle? 03:14:23.440 --> 03:14:28.760 Moz and coal for the sub I love in the unknown take of the sub Lynn the dude ice eat and keo think of the sub pink doc 03:14:29.000 --> 03:14:32.480 X vision thick the Vinnie take a bit of five gifts as well 03:14:33.160 --> 03:14:35.420 Bro, I don't know but now you're making me want to get Chipotle 03:14:37.200 --> 03:14:38.680 Holy 03:14:38.680 --> 03:14:40.680 What a fucking play that is 03:14:41.240 --> 03:14:43.420 I can turn the light back on, we're done horror games. 03:14:43.420 --> 03:14:44.680 Yeah, what are we doing next? 03:14:44.680 --> 03:14:46.760 We might not, we might have to save the other, 03:14:46.760 --> 03:14:49.160 yeah, we might have to save Salamander County Public Television 03:14:49.160 --> 03:14:52.060 for tomorrow, or whenever we have time this week. 03:14:53.260 --> 03:14:55.360 But we're definitely gonna rip birds of war. 03:14:57.800 --> 03:15:00.000 Fortnite, I'm not running Fortnite right now. 03:15:01.100 --> 03:15:01.940 Ah. 03:15:07.200 --> 03:15:09.280 Yeah, hold up, let me, 03:15:09.280 --> 03:15:12.040 Hold up, let me order this real quick, guys. 03:15:12.040 --> 03:15:13.920 Thanks, thanks. 03:15:13.920 --> 03:15:15.080 Let me order this. 03:15:17.280 --> 03:15:21.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, yeah, 03:15:21.560 --> 03:15:24.360 that'll be good, okay, thank you. 03:15:24.360 --> 03:15:26.260 And all right, there we go. 03:15:28.680 --> 03:15:30.960 All right, let's go. 03:15:30.960 --> 03:15:31.880 Cold take for the five gifts, 03:15:31.880 --> 03:15:33.600 it's a pun and Twizy take it for the sub. 03:15:33.600 --> 03:15:37.000 CS cases, fuck no, we're about to play Birds of War. 03:15:37.000 --> 03:15:42.100 Let's fucking go dude walk in 03:15:42.960 --> 03:15:45.960 Birds of war just dropped. This is the biggest game of the year 03:15:47.240 --> 03:15:49.240 Ranny saying the five 03:15:49.800 --> 03:15:53.820 Today's my friend Edith's birthday. Have you birthday Edith? Oh, it's updating 03:15:59.680 --> 03:16:01.680 It's updating 03:16:07.000 --> 03:16:15.540 This game's gonna be a Bitcoin miner. Look at this shit. Birds of War. 03:16:15.540 --> 03:16:20.540 Heightwinds fights attack from above then dive away before enemies hurt you. 03:16:20.540 --> 03:16:23.540 Oh god this game looks terrible. 03:16:23.540 --> 03:16:29.540 Oh god. 03:16:29.540 --> 03:16:35.860 The UI. Birds of War. For those of you that don't know there's been memes for like a year 03:16:35.860 --> 03:16:41.460 about a game called Birds of War that didn't actually exist. 03:16:42.260 --> 03:16:45.660 Now somebody finally actually made the game, so we're gonna play it today. 03:16:46.460 --> 03:16:51.360 Whether or not it's absolute sloth garbage, we're about to find out. 03:16:52.660 --> 03:16:54.760 I gotta change all of my settings, though. 03:16:57.260 --> 03:16:58.660 Field of view update. 03:16:59.560 --> 03:17:03.460 Epic graphics, motion blur off already. Holy cinema wave. 03:17:04.460 --> 03:17:06.460 Music turn that shit down 03:17:06.660 --> 03:17:12.260 It's bird game three now. It's basically bird game, but it's birds of war. There's audio 03:17:16.060 --> 03:17:24.460 Or there's there's fucking there's like game chat microphone device 03:17:24.460 --> 03:17:26.460 Oh, Jesus. 03:17:32.140 --> 03:17:37.220 Streamer mode on. I don't know what that does. 03:17:45.220 --> 03:17:52.540 Wait, can we please rewind so I could hear that game again? The fucking audio just went birds of war. 03:17:54.460 --> 03:18:01.920 Don't know any rules. Do you just hop into a game? Should I play the tutorial of birds of war? Why not? 03:18:02.380 --> 03:18:06.700 Be a hummingbird right then private. Oh, I'll be your instructor today 03:18:07.220 --> 03:18:10.020 Listen carefully to what I say. You'll need it 03:18:10.460 --> 03:18:13.620 You're flying crow today. Follow the marker 03:18:14.940 --> 03:18:17.560 Okay, so it's W. It's like flying a plane now 03:18:17.560 --> 03:18:24.160 Press the up button to move up at the down button to move down. This is how you control your verticality 03:18:24.460 --> 03:18:33.080 Yeah, we're starting out the tutorial with how to move. I think I'm okay. You don't need to play the tutorial you probably should 03:18:35.180 --> 03:18:41.140 No, I think I'm okay. We're gonna get into a quick match is my name. Hey Carter 03:18:42.060 --> 03:18:44.060 birds both 03:18:44.380 --> 03:18:46.380 Birds of war 03:18:51.740 --> 03:18:53.740 Oh my god, I'm in a game 03:18:54.460 --> 03:18:58.720 I'm on, I'm on Storm Claw. Is this a 3D, 3D, 3 game? 03:18:59.320 --> 03:19:00.820 Oh, it's not a battle royale. 03:19:00.820 --> 03:19:03.140 Battle commences in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 03:19:03.140 --> 03:19:04.640 I don't know what any of my abilities are. 03:19:04.640 --> 03:19:05.900 Oh my god, Bill Brady. 03:19:05.900 --> 03:19:08.400 1. On your marks, lads. 03:19:08.400 --> 03:19:11.680 Okay, snap to lock onto the nearest enemy with T. 03:19:11.680 --> 03:19:14.060 Barrel Roll is shift. Pick up an egg. 03:19:14.060 --> 03:19:17.680 To carry it to your nest is F. Takeoff and fly space. 03:19:17.680 --> 03:19:21.500 C is Pinot Wiel. Light mouse button charged. 03:19:21.500 --> 03:19:23.740 Heck, he was cloaked, vanished from sight. 03:19:25.000 --> 03:19:26.500 Where the fuck do I need to go? 03:19:27.600 --> 03:19:29.300 Oh my god, holy shit, I'm fast. 03:19:29.300 --> 03:19:30.100 Oh my god, an egg. 03:19:30.500 --> 03:19:32.300 So all we have to do is capture eggs. 03:19:35.400 --> 03:19:37.400 Where do I bring my egg? 03:19:37.600 --> 03:19:38.600 Oh, to my nest. 03:19:38.900 --> 03:19:40.800 So is this just like capture the flag? 03:19:43.100 --> 03:19:44.000 Eggs captured. 03:19:44.300 --> 03:19:45.000 Am I dead? 03:19:48.000 --> 03:19:49.400 I don't know where they are. 03:19:49.400 --> 03:19:54.400 I don't I don't know where the other team it other stock pilings are okay. I see them. I see them 03:20:00.020 --> 03:20:02.620 Wait, I'm real stealthy on his ass right now. He has no idea 03:20:04.920 --> 03:20:06.920 How do I fucking pack? 03:20:06.920 --> 03:20:09.720 kill his ass, kill his ass, kill his ass 03:20:10.480 --> 03:20:14.080 Kill his ass. Are you unable to kill opponents? 03:20:15.640 --> 03:20:19.000 What do any of my abilities do? I'm like useless 03:20:19.400 --> 03:20:30.640 I did I peck him? This is fucking horrible. Your ass? Whoa, I mean at this point all I 03:20:30.640 --> 03:20:37.560 should do is just collect eggs. Oh my god, they're actually attacking me. This is why 03:20:37.560 --> 03:20:42.920 you should have played the tutorial. Okay, well fuck you. 03:20:42.920 --> 03:20:46.520 heavy bleed damage. I'm gonna just run right into another fucker dude. Hold up. 03:20:46.520 --> 03:20:48.920 Enemies making a comeback. Don't let them. 03:20:48.920 --> 03:20:50.920 I'm straight up dive bombing these fuckers. 03:20:53.080 --> 03:20:56.680 Dude, I need to wait seven seconds again for that. I'm cloaking. They don't see me. 03:20:57.400 --> 03:21:00.040 Real quick. Hold up. Charge attack. 03:21:01.400 --> 03:21:05.640 Oh my god, I just hit that motherfucker so hard. He's taking bleed damage. 03:21:05.640 --> 03:21:09.240 Bailey's gonna die. Bailey's gonna die. Hit him again. Hit him again. 03:21:09.240 --> 03:21:12.360 Go attack! ATTACK! 03:21:12.360 --> 03:21:15.240 I'm a streak! Shut them down! 03:21:15.240 --> 03:21:17.240 Yo, can I change characters? 03:21:17.240 --> 03:21:20.240 Oh my god, wait. 03:21:24.240 --> 03:21:26.240 Be a hummingbird? 03:21:27.240 --> 03:21:30.240 Uh, buddy, you're not taking my egg. I can tell you that right now. 03:21:30.240 --> 03:21:33.240 This motherfucker's hummingbird, I can see him by speed. 03:21:33.240 --> 03:21:35.240 I 03:21:37.080 --> 03:21:39.300 All right, so I just drowned be a shoebill 03:21:42.760 --> 03:21:45.160 Next year rush long range dash 03:21:48.240 --> 03:21:50.240 Fuck it up. Oh 03:21:51.520 --> 03:21:54.280 Dude the hummingbirds definitely the play here bro 03:21:56.120 --> 03:22:01.400 Wait, look look look look look enemy match point. I'm gonna fuck. I'm learning how to play this game right now 03:22:01.400 --> 03:22:08.400 I'm so quick. Where are they? I attack like that. 03:22:08.400 --> 03:22:14.400 You're telling me the hummingbird's not OP as fuck! Why is everybody playing the crow? 03:22:14.400 --> 03:22:18.400 Fuck the crow! That's the craziest move I've ever seen in my entire life, bro. 03:22:18.400 --> 03:22:20.400 Oh my god, hummingbird's CRAPED! 03:22:20.400 --> 03:22:26.400 Hummingbird's CRAPED! His Q is like fucking, uh... 03:22:26.400 --> 03:22:30.400 Like Star Ward and Marvel Rivals. Dude, I'm actually about to get a 5k. 03:22:30.400 --> 03:22:38.320 I just killed somebody. I had to have just killed somebody. I'm shielding. 03:22:38.320 --> 03:22:40.320 I'm shielding. 03:22:40.320 --> 03:22:43.320 Bro, I'm literally, I can like, why the- 03:22:43.320 --> 03:22:44.320 I- 03:22:44.320 --> 03:22:52.320 Oh, we have zero points. Alright, team, let's lock in. Let's get some aggs. 03:22:52.320 --> 03:22:57.760 Alright, team, let's get some aggs. I'll focus up. I'll actually start playing objectives. 03:22:57.760 --> 03:22:59.760 We have zero eggs. 03:22:59.760 --> 03:23:00.760 How do I get that? 03:23:00.760 --> 03:23:02.760 Oh, that's Caleb. 03:23:02.760 --> 03:23:04.760 Wait, this guy's on my team. 03:23:04.760 --> 03:23:08.760 Dude, we have to go steal their eggs, Caleb. 03:23:08.760 --> 03:23:09.760 Let's go. 03:23:09.760 --> 03:23:10.760 Yo, can you guys hear me? 03:23:10.760 --> 03:23:11.760 On my team? 03:23:11.760 --> 03:23:12.760 Coms? 03:23:12.760 --> 03:23:13.760 Coms? 03:23:13.760 --> 03:23:14.760 Hold up. 03:23:14.760 --> 03:23:15.760 Go on. 03:23:15.760 --> 03:23:18.760 I'm going to go back down. 03:23:18.760 --> 03:23:19.760 Fucking dork. 03:23:19.760 --> 03:23:20.760 Fucking dork idiot. 03:23:20.760 --> 03:23:21.760 And now I skills that. 03:23:21.760 --> 03:23:22.760 You got their egg. 03:23:22.760 --> 03:23:23.760 Now get it home. 03:23:23.760 --> 03:23:26.760 I have an egg. 03:23:26.760 --> 03:23:28.840 We go, we go, we go, we go quick, we go quick. 03:23:28.840 --> 03:23:31.280 They're chasing, they're chasing, they're chasing. 03:23:31.280 --> 03:23:32.120 What? 03:23:32.120 --> 03:23:33.320 Taken out by enemies, making it come back. 03:23:33.320 --> 03:23:35.200 Bro, that's the thing is I'm a glass cannon. 03:23:35.200 --> 03:23:37.120 I'm a glass cannon as a hummingbird. 03:23:37.120 --> 03:23:39.920 I'm a glass cannon as a hummingbird, I have 125 health. 03:23:39.920 --> 03:23:41.520 We have one egg right now. 03:23:41.520 --> 03:23:43.320 We gotta steal from Iron Beak. 03:23:43.320 --> 03:23:44.680 Oh, look at this fucking idiot. 03:23:44.680 --> 03:23:46.000 Ex-secure. 03:23:46.000 --> 03:23:47.280 What is that fuck? 03:23:47.280 --> 03:23:48.120 How did I? 03:23:48.120 --> 03:23:48.960 Oh wait, I'm not dead. 03:23:48.960 --> 03:23:50.040 I just stunned myself. 03:23:50.040 --> 03:23:50.960 All right, let's go. 03:23:50.960 --> 03:23:53.480 Yo, let's, dude, yo, yo, Brady. 03:23:53.480 --> 03:23:55.000 Yo, Brady, let's pull up. 03:23:56.760 --> 03:23:58.760 We gotta go get some eggs then. 03:23:59.080 --> 03:24:01.760 No, Dallas, Dallas, I'm not having this coming now. 03:24:01.760 --> 03:24:04.760 I'm letting you know right now. You're not hummingbird dipping me. 03:24:04.760 --> 03:24:06.760 And now I steal your egg because you're a pussy. 03:24:06.760 --> 03:24:08.760 Thank you. 03:24:08.760 --> 03:24:10.760 Thanks for the egg, fucker. 03:24:10.760 --> 03:24:11.760 Bye. 03:24:11.760 --> 03:24:13.760 See ya! 03:24:13.760 --> 03:24:15.760 See ya! 03:24:17.760 --> 03:24:18.760 Attack. 03:24:18.760 --> 03:24:21.760 Fuck. I just knocked myself clean out. 03:24:21.760 --> 03:24:22.760 Oh, I'm back up. 03:24:22.760 --> 03:24:24.760 He's gonna take the egg. 03:24:24.760 --> 03:24:25.760 What an idiot. 03:24:25.760 --> 03:24:28.200 Idiot! Yeah, bring that shit back, Owen Cleps! 03:24:28.200 --> 03:24:30.200 Bring that shit back, Owen Cleps! Try! 03:24:30.200 --> 03:24:31.200 Try! 03:24:31.200 --> 03:24:33.200 Try and bring that shit back, dickhead! 03:24:33.200 --> 03:24:34.200 Wait... 03:24:34.200 --> 03:24:43.700 You've caught their egg! Now, the enemy has our egg! Bring them down! 03:24:43.700 --> 03:24:46.700 Oh, I'm ripping this back and it'll drop... 03:24:46.700 --> 03:24:48.700 HELP! 03:24:48.700 --> 03:24:51.200 I threw the egg. I threw the egg. I threw the egg. 03:24:51.200 --> 03:24:53.700 You have to- you have to ditch the egg to fight time. 03:24:53.700 --> 03:25:00.100 Oh my god, I just clicked in. Holy shit, I just clicked the fuck out of him. Wait. 03:25:01.380 --> 03:25:07.220 Oh my god, there's full-on aerial warfare going on. Where is he? Where is he? Locking job? Locking? 03:25:11.380 --> 03:25:16.020 Bro, it's half me fucking loser. I'm taking the egg. No way Riley clicks just ran away. 03:25:16.020 --> 03:25:19.700 We could still win. We have a minute. We have a minute. It's three. It's three to seven. 03:25:19.700 --> 03:25:23.700 I don't know where Iron Beach is and how they just have seven eggs all the time. 03:25:25.700 --> 03:25:27.700 Like where- bro, somebody kill One-Clust. 03:25:27.700 --> 03:25:29.700 I don't know if you should make it a comeback. 03:25:29.700 --> 03:25:31.700 Kill One-Clust! 03:25:31.700 --> 03:25:35.700 Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. 03:25:35.700 --> 03:25:37.700 He dies for this. He dies for this. 03:25:37.700 --> 03:25:39.700 One egg for winning! 03:25:39.700 --> 03:25:41.700 What does this do? What does my left foot do? 03:25:41.700 --> 03:25:43.700 Is that how you also attack, bro? I don't understand this game. 03:25:45.700 --> 03:25:47.700 There's a million buttons. 03:25:47.700 --> 03:25:56.020 in but plays a Kiwi. Bro, you don't unlock Eagle to level 13, you can go level 5. Your 03:25:56.020 --> 03:26:03.620 skins, pigeons, pigeons, crap. This game's so bad, bro. No, it's not. What are you talking about? 03:26:09.620 --> 03:26:11.540 It's just a team diff, man. It was my first game. 03:26:11.540 --> 03:26:13.540 I 03:26:15.860 --> 03:26:17.360 Didn't even level up 03:26:17.360 --> 03:26:22.620 Bro, I had a level 25 on my team and we still oh wait no, I didn't they had a level 25 03:26:22.620 --> 03:26:25.140 Bro, that's actually a team death that is so unfair 03:26:26.880 --> 03:26:34.300 That is so unfair I had that is so unfair level 25 choose player icons, but I don't care 03:26:36.880 --> 03:26:40.980 Get me back in there plus T to lock on oh, yeah 03:26:41.540 --> 03:26:46.240 Okay, what bird should I start out with? You think pigeons good? I feel like shoebills have to raise me. 03:26:47.960 --> 03:26:49.960 We got a lot of hummingbird mains here. 03:26:52.280 --> 03:26:57.340 I don't want to vote skip on forest. I've never played any of these maps. Yo, what's the best bird guys? 03:26:58.580 --> 03:27:02.200 Be so real. My name's real Hayden. 03:27:04.820 --> 03:27:06.820 What's up real Sam? 03:27:06.820 --> 03:27:09.160 Yeah, anybody got Mike? 03:27:09.160 --> 03:27:10.880 I hope Logan IRL is on my team. 03:27:10.880 --> 03:27:19.880 This guy no likes this game. 03:27:19.880 --> 03:27:20.880 Shebel's crazy. 03:27:20.880 --> 03:27:21.880 Shebel's huge though. 03:27:21.880 --> 03:27:25.680 I feel like he's an easy target. 03:27:25.680 --> 03:27:28.520 I really want to unlock Eagle, bro. 03:27:28.520 --> 03:27:29.520 Crow's so lame. 03:27:29.520 --> 03:27:34.080 We got another Crow, man. 03:27:34.080 --> 03:27:35.080 We do have an Eagle on our team. 03:27:35.080 --> 03:27:37.080 We are not on our team in the lobby. 03:27:37.080 --> 03:27:39.080 That looks more like a hawk, no? 03:27:42.080 --> 03:27:44.080 Wait, I'm on the crack team! 03:27:44.080 --> 03:27:46.080 Let's fucking go! 03:27:46.080 --> 03:27:48.080 I'm on the team of the Lighthouse level 25. 03:27:48.080 --> 03:27:51.080 Heal yourself in nearby enemies. 03:27:51.080 --> 03:27:53.080 Headbutt is right mouse button. 03:27:55.080 --> 03:27:57.080 Headbutt? 03:27:58.080 --> 03:28:00.080 I'm so good. 03:28:01.080 --> 03:28:04.080 I can heal myself. I'm immediately guarding to this egg. 03:28:05.080 --> 03:28:08.440 Let's get a good cap. Let's get a good cap. 03:28:17.960 --> 03:28:22.120 I'm holding tea it doesn't lock on for shit. He does not lock on. 03:28:24.000 --> 03:28:26.000 What is this guy doing? Why is he avoiding me? 03:28:27.040 --> 03:28:29.640 You don't want to pick a fight with a shoebill? Understandable? 03:28:29.640 --> 03:28:36.640 You know, shoe bills, chat. Fun fact, fun bird fact. We'll do one fun bird fact every round. 03:28:36.640 --> 03:28:45.640 The bird fact of this round is that shoe bills have two children, and the weaker one out competes the stronger one, and only one survives in offspring every time. 03:28:45.640 --> 03:28:52.640 Head capture, 50 points. 50 points to Black Ring! 03:28:52.640 --> 03:28:54.640 It turns out 03:29:04.160 --> 03:29:07.360 Yeah, that's what I thought pussy and I get another egg fucker 03:29:08.640 --> 03:29:11.980 You know she will really is just logging the competition 03:29:12.880 --> 03:29:18.440 You don't really step to the shoe bill should I play defense? Oh my god. Is that a strategy as a shoe bill? 03:29:18.440 --> 03:29:21.000 I could just be a defective team 03:29:22.640 --> 03:29:24.640 Kill his ass 03:29:25.220 --> 03:29:31.120 Yeah, that's what I thought he'd be he leaves he leaves he leaves get a kiwi. I don't think there is a kiwi is an option 03:29:35.560 --> 03:29:37.560 No, I just shit on the floor 03:29:41.400 --> 03:29:43.400 Yo fucker 03:29:52.640 --> 03:29:54.640 I don't know what the pigeon does. I don't know what the pigeon does. 03:29:54.640 --> 03:30:01.640 Pulse wave reveals nearby enemies for a short time, charge upon a wing clap that damages enemy knockback enemies in front of you. 03:30:01.640 --> 03:30:02.640 Okay. 03:30:03.640 --> 03:30:08.640 I'm bird zone arming. I'm bird zone arming. I'm bird zone arming. No birds near. 03:30:09.640 --> 03:30:11.640 That's Isaac. He's on our team. 03:30:12.640 --> 03:30:15.640 We're going over here. There's an egg on the ground. He's going for it. 03:30:16.640 --> 03:30:18.640 Why am I- Hey, why it's on my team, right? 03:30:18.640 --> 03:30:21.640 No, why it's on- Who's on my team and who is not? 03:30:21.640 --> 03:30:27.640 He's wired on my team. No. This guy's not on my fucking team. Who is this? 03:30:28.640 --> 03:30:31.640 And he's fucking dead. Stupid shit. 03:30:32.640 --> 03:30:37.640 Red's my team color. Bro, is that what that question was? That made no sense. 03:30:38.640 --> 03:30:40.640 I feel like red should just be opponents. 03:30:41.640 --> 03:30:46.640 I'm sitting here thinking why it's on my team. So Miles is not good. Miles is an opponent. 03:30:46.640 --> 03:30:49.640 I just knocked myself out, give me a minute. 03:30:49.640 --> 03:30:50.640 Grab it! 03:30:50.640 --> 03:30:52.640 Wait, WyattLive is on my team. 03:30:52.640 --> 03:30:55.640 Did I just kill my teammate? 03:30:55.640 --> 03:30:57.640 No, WyattGG and WyattLive. 03:30:57.640 --> 03:31:02.640 Okay, that should not be allowed to have two people with the same exact fucking name. 03:31:02.640 --> 03:31:04.640 WyattLive's on my team. 03:31:04.640 --> 03:31:06.640 MilesLive is not on my team. 03:31:06.640 --> 03:31:08.640 I'm not on my team. 03:31:08.640 --> 03:31:12.360 and Wyatt live okay that should not be allowed to have two people with the 03:31:12.360 --> 03:31:18.200 same exact fucking name Wyatt lives on my team miles live is not 03:31:18.200 --> 03:31:26.200 attack oh shit I got revealed wait we gotta go back to our nest dude how are 03:31:26.200 --> 03:31:33.360 we two to five right now and I just I'm going out here and I'm going to 03:31:33.360 --> 03:31:36.640 fucking steal eggs man we gotta play on the offensive what kind of eggs there 03:31:36.640 --> 03:31:41.640 are you gonna be making a comeback 03:31:43.640 --> 03:31:49.760 I'm fighting for my flight to the death right now kill that guy kill that guy 03:31:49.760 --> 03:31:52.880 still shit brother on the safety 03:31:53.080 --> 03:31:58.200 try to try to try to try to try to try to show one predictions on this we win 03:31:58.200 --> 03:32:04.320 this game we come back with three minutes I'm certain of it I'm certain of it 03:32:04.320 --> 03:32:10.400 hummingbird maim chat I don't lose this is literally starboard storm claws 5 eggs 03:32:10.400 --> 03:32:16.200 guess what I'm coming to take that shit with vengeance to with vengeance with 03:32:16.200 --> 03:32:23.680 vengeance to how about that yeah come here yeah hit his ass oh my god literally 03:32:23.680 --> 03:32:25.680 He ain't dead! 03:32:26.680 --> 03:32:27.680 I'll have that. 03:32:27.680 --> 03:32:28.680 Yes. 03:32:28.680 --> 03:32:30.680 Oh my god, they took it home. 03:32:31.680 --> 03:32:32.680 Hold up. 03:32:34.680 --> 03:32:36.680 Bro, they're playing mad defense right now. 03:32:36.680 --> 03:32:38.680 Now you guys are fucking playing. 03:32:38.680 --> 03:32:40.680 That's so crazy! 03:32:41.680 --> 03:32:44.680 Bro, stop guarding your nest. 03:32:44.680 --> 03:32:46.680 That's fuck- Bro, we have zero. 03:32:48.680 --> 03:32:50.680 We have zero. 03:32:50.680 --> 03:32:52.680 We have fucking zero. 03:32:53.680 --> 03:33:00.420 Don't let them where are where's the enemy and where's the enemy tower over here? This is their this is their nest 03:33:00.760 --> 03:33:03.180 See look nobody's guarded up why it's here 03:33:05.400 --> 03:33:07.400 Fucking kills 03:33:07.440 --> 03:33:09.680 Fucking dork and take his egg you run away 03:33:13.760 --> 03:33:19.840 Press me press me why it press me press me press me press me. I'm not having any 03:33:19.840 --> 03:33:29.660 I just knocked myself out please be please be merciful defend the nest you clowns defend the nest we have no 03:33:33.160 --> 03:33:38.680 I'm so fucking slow it's unreal. Why is everybody bullying my team am I getting streams night 03:33:44.240 --> 03:33:46.240 No way this guy lives this 03:33:46.240 --> 03:33:48.240 Literally, zero jammers. 03:33:48.240 --> 03:33:49.240 Get the fuck! 03:33:49.240 --> 03:33:51.240 Get him out of here, bro. They took our egg. 03:33:51.240 --> 03:33:53.240 They took our fucking egg. 03:33:53.240 --> 03:33:55.240 You're lying! 03:33:55.240 --> 03:33:57.240 It's zero to five. 03:33:57.240 --> 03:33:59.240 Zero to five on both sides. 03:33:59.240 --> 03:34:01.240 How's that even possible? 03:34:01.240 --> 03:34:03.240 Yo, should I get a swatch? 03:34:03.240 --> 03:34:06.240 Should I call up some streamers to fucking deal with my version of work here? 03:34:12.240 --> 03:34:15.240 I feel like I need a- I feel like I need to ring up some people, bro. 03:34:15.240 --> 03:34:17.240 We're just getting gifed. 03:34:21.240 --> 03:34:22.240 Get Crestlon. 03:34:22.240 --> 03:34:24.240 He's doing a finesse there. 03:34:24.240 --> 03:34:26.240 We have one egg, we have 30 seconds. 03:34:26.240 --> 03:34:28.240 We have 30 seconds. 03:34:28.240 --> 03:34:30.240 30 fucking seconds, are you serious? 03:34:34.240 --> 03:34:35.240 And they took our egg. 03:34:35.240 --> 03:34:36.240 And they took our egg. 03:34:36.240 --> 03:34:38.240 Dude, they're just playing crazy defense. 03:34:38.240 --> 03:34:44.240 This is like the ultimate squad. 03:34:45.240 --> 03:34:47.240 Thought it! Take them down! 03:34:49.660 --> 03:34:50.960 Oh, he's on my team. 03:34:50.960 --> 03:34:53.460 Yeah, at least we finished with one egg, bro. 03:34:53.460 --> 03:34:54.960 It's f**ked up! 03:34:54.960 --> 03:34:56.660 We have a point to the name, man. 03:34:56.660 --> 03:34:58.660 That's all that matters. 03:35:03.160 --> 03:35:05.900 Bro, he has 600 most valuable bird, bro. 03:35:05.900 --> 03:35:07.040 MBB. 03:35:07.040 --> 03:35:09.840 Elliott has 635 points. 03:35:09.840 --> 03:35:10.900 Oh, my God. 03:35:10.900 --> 03:35:11.960 What was I? 03:35:11.960 --> 03:35:13.700 What was my username? 03:35:13.700 --> 03:35:15.980 I was like, real some shit changes every time. 03:35:18.860 --> 03:35:19.540 Egg crate. 03:35:22.340 --> 03:35:22.580 Wait. 03:35:26.580 --> 03:35:28.260 You get killstreaks. 03:35:43.700 --> 03:35:53.700 First skin, first skin, first skin. 03:35:53.700 --> 03:36:01.100 Oh, I need to get the owl. 03:36:01.100 --> 03:36:06.100 I have another egg. 03:36:06.100 --> 03:36:10.100 Can I buy it? 03:36:10.100 --> 03:36:18.100 I have another egg. Can I buy eggs? Oh my god, I can buy eggs. Stop. 03:36:28.100 --> 03:36:33.100 Border Arts Uber Lane. Border Arts Uber Lane. How much are crates? 03:36:33.100 --> 03:36:39.160 Oh, they call feathers. 03:36:39.160 --> 03:36:44.240 Oh my god, this game isn't pay to win. 03:36:44.240 --> 03:36:45.240 I can't buy it. 03:36:45.240 --> 03:36:50.860 I can't buy, uh, oh no I can't. 03:36:50.860 --> 03:36:53.140 I'm buy, should I buy feathers? 03:36:53.140 --> 03:36:55.200 And he's already gambling. 03:36:55.200 --> 03:37:01.800 Yeah, but I mean, dude, I could get, it's $21. 03:37:01.800 --> 03:37:08.800 I could buy some, hold up. 03:37:08.800 --> 03:37:09.960 Just a few. 03:37:09.960 --> 03:37:16.960 Just a few crates. 03:37:20.920 --> 03:37:23.440 I just got 3,200 feathers. 03:37:23.440 --> 03:37:26.440 How many egg crates does that get me? 03:37:26.440 --> 03:37:27.440 A lot. 03:37:31.800 --> 03:37:44.400 I just bought 20 egg crates. 03:37:44.400 --> 03:37:50.920 Bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, bird skin, good shit. 03:37:50.920 --> 03:37:53.600 Oh my god, stuntman. 03:37:53.600 --> 03:37:57.920 Oh my god, it's four, it's four, oh my god, it's for my main, it's for a hummingbird. 03:37:57.920 --> 03:37:59.920 Holy cinema. 03:37:59.920 --> 03:38:01.920 Holy cinema. 03:38:05.920 --> 03:38:07.920 Money bag, rare egg skin. 03:38:07.920 --> 03:38:09.920 How do I do that? 03:38:09.920 --> 03:38:11.920 Inventory? 03:38:11.920 --> 03:38:13.920 Egg skins. 03:38:13.920 --> 03:38:15.920 Equip. 03:38:15.920 --> 03:38:17.920 Oh, it's just an egg with a money sign on it. 03:38:19.920 --> 03:38:21.920 Border art. 03:38:27.920 --> 03:38:40.920 Wait, I get a free legendary pigeon skin? 03:38:40.920 --> 03:38:43.920 Oh, no, that's the frame. 03:38:43.920 --> 03:38:49.920 Why shouldn't it want this money? 03:38:49.920 --> 03:38:52.920 We gotta spam through these. 03:38:52.920 --> 03:38:54.920 Egg skin? 03:38:54.920 --> 03:39:04.700 We'll look through everything after. 03:39:04.700 --> 03:39:05.700 Green Tiger. 03:39:05.700 --> 03:39:09.860 This is so stupid I just spent money on this. 03:39:09.860 --> 03:39:15.420 Shat on spray. 03:39:15.420 --> 03:39:16.420 Sheet metal. 03:39:16.420 --> 03:39:23.420 He has a little slice of pizza on his mouth. 03:39:23.420 --> 03:39:31.540 Bro, give me a legendary hummingbird skin and I will actually freeze that. 03:39:31.540 --> 03:39:35.100 I don't want a fucking banner dude, nobody cares about a banner. 03:39:35.100 --> 03:39:38.300 What are you doing? 03:39:38.300 --> 03:39:43.980 I'm gambling in bird fucking war, birds of war dude, come on, burn it. 03:39:43.980 --> 03:39:44.820 Chain. 03:39:48.740 --> 03:39:51.700 Wait, so now my birds just have a golden fucking chain. 03:39:56.020 --> 03:39:58.620 Cheat metal already had that 10 feather duplicate. 03:39:58.620 --> 03:39:59.740 Are you serious? 03:40:01.100 --> 03:40:02.980 I spent like a hundred feathers on that. 03:40:04.440 --> 03:40:05.740 That's not fair. 03:40:08.420 --> 03:40:10.300 Plague doctor, that's kinda chill. 03:40:11.140 --> 03:40:13.900 Oh my God, that's actually so chill. 03:40:13.900 --> 03:40:20.900 Crow plague doctor? 03:40:20.900 --> 03:40:23.260 You're being invisible is also badass. 03:40:23.260 --> 03:40:34.060 I feel like the crow might be better than I'm getting better for. 03:40:34.060 --> 03:40:36.020 Another bird skin, all nighter, already have it. 03:40:36.020 --> 03:40:39.380 How am I getting that many duplicates? 03:40:39.380 --> 03:40:41.380 Another banner, stupid as fuck. 03:40:41.380 --> 03:40:43.540 Alright, yo. 03:40:43.540 --> 03:40:47.160 Equipped banner we have to equip the watermelon 03:40:48.680 --> 03:40:50.680 chains and skins 03:40:51.640 --> 03:40:54.060 Arctic eagle equip. I don't even have the eagle yet 03:40:54.820 --> 03:40:56.820 We got a grind to this I 03:41:02.680 --> 03:41:06.460 Kind of would go crow I kind of want to try to grow this match 03:41:07.780 --> 03:41:10.360 Look at these look at this no skin chud 03:41:10.360 --> 03:41:20.360 Is this game self-explanatory? Yes, I'm a bird and I steal eggs from other people's nests and bring them to my team's nest. 03:41:20.360 --> 03:41:24.360 Whoever has the most eggs by the end of the game wins. 03:41:24.360 --> 03:41:30.360 I think Crow and Hummingbird are just the best, outside of the ones that you have to unlock. 03:41:30.360 --> 03:41:34.360 Seagull is probably the most annoying bird ever. 03:41:34.360 --> 03:41:39.360 I feel like these are all my chatters. This game has no players. 03:41:39.360 --> 03:41:46.720 how much did this game cost like six dollars like five bucks or some shit 03:41:46.720 --> 03:41:51.960 yo what's going on yo what's going on guys 03:41:51.960 --> 03:41:56.680 excited for some great birds of war gameplay 03:42:00.280 --> 03:42:03.440 yo comms 03:42:09.960 --> 03:42:11.960 Tough crowd tough crowd 03:42:11.960 --> 03:42:17.880 Ethan Alex Apple we gee assignment take with the three move six hours away. Can't find any job tips. I 03:42:18.240 --> 03:42:21.160 Can't really help you there, man. I'm sorry that you're going through that 03:42:21.160 --> 03:42:23.160 But I don't I don't know what I would say 03:42:23.160 --> 03:42:27.600 Kiwi grape corn green hip think of it three diamond venom to the sub vaccine sharkly think of it a three 03:42:28.400 --> 03:42:32.200 Whatever I'm upset I turn the videos on you see if so many people. Thank you. Well, I'm thought of me about help 03:42:32.200 --> 03:42:35.520 I hope you're okay bit and drink thank you for the thousand buddies. What's the use of her a bit moving forward? 03:42:35.520 --> 03:42:37.520 I feel like it's emotional slump what oh 03:42:37.520 --> 03:42:42.960 Oh, I want to ask how to move forward if you're an emotional slump. I mean you just you only can take every day at a time 03:42:42.960 --> 03:42:45.920 But you just got to work on yourself. I don't really know what you're going through 03:42:45.920 --> 03:42:50.600 So I can't really help silent. We think of this up Rose. This is to be to be to be to 03:42:52.160 --> 03:42:54.160 Or the other three loading in 03:42:55.000 --> 03:42:59.760 It's me and no battle commences and five four three 03:43:00.320 --> 03:43:05.560 Two one you have to turn off streamer mode to speak. I was it auto off 03:43:05.560 --> 03:43:11.140 off? No way it's auto-off. I'm immediately grabbing this for the team. I might play a 03:43:11.140 --> 03:43:18.460 little defense. Alright, man. Yeah, fucking take that. Catch it away. Yeah, come to our 03:43:18.460 --> 03:43:22.260 ass, Miles. Come to our ass. Oh yeah, Miles, I remember you from the other game. Come here. 03:43:22.260 --> 03:43:27.260 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come take it. Come take the egg, fucker. That's what 03:43:27.260 --> 03:43:27.760 My fuck. 03:43:31.140 --> 03:43:31.640 FUCK! 03:43:36.060 --> 03:43:36.560 He didn't get it. 03:43:37.560 --> 03:43:38.460 He didn't get it, he didn't get it. 03:43:38.460 --> 03:43:39.620 He's low, he's low, he's low, he's low. 03:43:39.620 --> 03:43:40.380 Good shit, good shit. 03:43:40.380 --> 03:43:41.020 Great assist. 03:43:41.600 --> 03:43:43.760 Just remember, we gotta have, we gotta have good defense here. 03:43:46.720 --> 03:43:48.560 We gotta, we gotta have good defense. 03:43:50.260 --> 03:43:52.260 Those are beautiful, and his, his, his, his, his, his... 03:43:54.720 --> 03:43:56.600 Dude, I'm just gonna hard defend. 03:43:56.600 --> 03:43:58.760 We gotta have people that attack. 03:43:58.760 --> 03:44:00.760 I'm gonna be a hard defense for our team. 03:44:02.100 --> 03:44:03.440 Let me defend, let me defend. 03:44:03.440 --> 03:44:04.940 No one, go attack, go attack. 03:44:06.600 --> 03:44:07.940 I can protect our head. 03:44:07.940 --> 03:44:10.600 And the nest, you absolute clowns. 03:44:12.320 --> 03:44:15.720 I'm in this, I need health, like bad, do I heal? 03:44:18.760 --> 03:44:21.480 Oh my God, that's a fucking seagull, kill it! 03:44:21.480 --> 03:44:23.840 Firing eggs, just kill them. 03:44:23.840 --> 03:44:25.560 And everyone attacks my team. 03:44:25.560 --> 03:44:29.560 Y'all are a bunch of fucking stream sniping PUSHED ITS! 03:44:29.560 --> 03:44:31.560 Attack the other teams! Fuck! 03:44:31.560 --> 03:44:33.560 Oh my god, I understand this is a fucking... 03:44:33.560 --> 03:44:36.560 It's not an alive game or whatever, come on! 03:44:36.560 --> 03:44:39.560 Oh, you guys are being so lame, man! 03:44:39.560 --> 03:44:41.560 Like, why are we getting egg-camped right now? 03:44:44.560 --> 03:44:47.560 We're getting nest-camped so hard, it's so unfair. 03:44:50.560 --> 03:44:52.560 Bunch of level 1 stream snipers. 03:44:55.560 --> 03:44:57.120 I'm getting every egg, dude. 03:44:57.120 --> 03:44:58.360 Stop them! 03:44:58.360 --> 03:44:59.360 Is this my teammate? 03:45:04.560 --> 03:45:06.760 All right, we're actually kind of cooking. 03:45:06.760 --> 03:45:10.040 Me and Nolan are doing a good job of stewing though. 03:45:10.040 --> 03:45:11.200 Egg secure! 03:45:11.200 --> 03:45:12.160 All right, four eggs. 03:45:12.160 --> 03:45:13.120 Four eggs isn't bad. 03:45:13.120 --> 03:45:14.400 Four eggs is not bad. 03:45:14.400 --> 03:45:16.240 I'm going to play a little defense here. 03:45:16.240 --> 03:45:17.920 Gather the surroundings. 03:45:17.920 --> 03:45:20.400 Pigeon for Sonar would be a really good team combo 03:45:20.400 --> 03:45:22.440 if you're in freeze. 03:45:22.440 --> 03:45:23.600 OK, that's my teammate. 03:45:23.600 --> 03:45:24.320 No, it's not. 03:45:24.320 --> 03:45:27.020 No, no, Rowan just joined my team. Oh my god, it's 3D2D2. 03:45:27.020 --> 03:45:30.720 It's the 3D2D2. It's the 3D2D2. We have a fucking team death right now. 03:45:30.720 --> 03:45:32.520 Oh shit, no, the other people are in. 03:45:33.520 --> 03:45:34.420 Alright, let's go. 03:45:35.120 --> 03:45:37.020 We're going on a bit of a refund mission here. 03:45:37.020 --> 03:45:40.320 Yeah, stop piling eggs. Stop them! 03:45:40.320 --> 03:45:41.020 Enviz? 03:45:41.820 --> 03:45:42.520 And I steal. 03:45:42.520 --> 03:45:44.620 You steal their egg. Now get it home. 03:45:44.620 --> 03:45:45.320 Alright, let's go. 03:45:45.320 --> 03:45:47.120 Hey, over egg! Get it back! 03:45:47.120 --> 03:45:48.720 They have our egg, but that's fine. 03:45:48.720 --> 03:45:49.820 Okay, he took mine. 03:45:51.920 --> 03:45:53.320 Y'all wanna fight? Y'all wanna fight? 03:45:53.320 --> 03:45:55.320 I'm letting you know you're gonna die for it. 03:45:57.960 --> 03:46:01.240 Defend the nest, you absolute clowns! 03:46:01.240 --> 03:46:04.120 Okay, why are you calling me an absolute clown? I'm trying my hardest. 03:46:04.120 --> 03:46:06.120 I'm trying my hardest, General. 03:46:06.120 --> 03:46:09.240 Please, throw in with the fucking egg grab. You're doing great. 03:46:11.160 --> 03:46:13.160 Fucking kill this idiot. 03:46:13.160 --> 03:46:15.160 We didn't cash the egg yet. 03:46:15.800 --> 03:46:18.600 Enemies, you've got an egg! Go, go, go! 03:46:18.600 --> 03:46:25.600 Kill that fucker. Kill that fucker! Good. 03:46:25.600 --> 03:46:35.600 Yeah, Miles, take the egg, Miles! Take the egg, Miles! Get him. Get him. Get him. Get 03:46:35.600 --> 03:46:41.600 him. On ping. On ping. On ping. On ping. On ping. T does not lock on, by the way. That 03:46:41.600 --> 03:46:43.400 a lie of an ability. 03:46:43.400 --> 03:46:46.640 Snap on to the nearest enemy is not true. 03:46:49.400 --> 03:46:51.320 That's not a real ability, bro. 03:46:51.320 --> 03:46:53.160 And they have seven, come on. 03:46:56.920 --> 03:46:58.640 Why am I getting teched to death right now? 03:46:58.640 --> 03:47:00.120 What is fucking happening? 03:47:01.800 --> 03:47:02.640 In this? 03:47:04.560 --> 03:47:05.400 NERDERMINE! 03:47:06.400 --> 03:47:08.240 HOOOOO! 03:47:08.240 --> 03:47:09.560 HOOOOO! 03:47:11.600 --> 03:47:13.600 Don't make me break out Hummingbird. 03:47:17.200 --> 03:47:21.060 I'm going I'm going to fucking blue and I'm stealing all of their shit. 03:47:22.460 --> 03:47:28.320 I've had enough. I've had enough of this fucking straight-up malarkey that I'm gonna see. 03:47:35.120 --> 03:47:37.120 Coming out. It's coming out. 03:47:37.120 --> 03:47:45.360 Hummingbird is out and ready and available. Let's go egg return to nest. Oh my god, that egg stock you're lying 03:47:47.920 --> 03:47:53.820 Wait, oh my god, we're almost running. Holy shit five eggs. Should I be a defensive hummingbird? No 03:47:56.960 --> 03:47:59.520 What the hell happened how did I pass out? 03:48:02.120 --> 03:48:04.120 Come on 03:48:04.120 --> 03:48:20.120 Did they take one? No they didn't get it, they didn't get it, they didn't get it. I'm low, I'm low, I'm low. 03:48:20.120 --> 03:48:28.120 Bro, Miles is such a pussy. Miles is such a pussy. He plays Hummingbird like a fucking loser. 03:48:28.120 --> 03:48:33.120 I'm going to grab him. 03:48:33.120 --> 03:48:38.120 Enemies, they've got our aim! 03:48:38.120 --> 03:48:44.120 Come on, Miles. Come on, Miles. What are you running for, Miles? What are we running 03:48:44.120 --> 03:48:49.120 for? What are we running for, Miles? Oh, oh, oh, look. Oh, some eggs I can see, son. 03:48:49.120 --> 03:48:54.120 Thank you very much. I'll have one. Oh, thank you all have one. Oh, thank you all have one 03:48:54.120 --> 03:48:57.120 of these eggs very much. Thank you, I appreciate it. And I'll bring one back to my nest, and 03:48:57.120 --> 03:49:03.740 Now your team's in dead last miles. Why don't you go steal from Stormclaw you fucking pussy. Stop if you stab the Ironman 03:49:07.120 --> 03:49:09.120 His name's Gizm on P 03:49:13.360 --> 03:49:19.400 And now we're getting harassed okay. Yep. Yep reported. Yep literally reported for fucking BMing dude 03:49:19.400 --> 03:49:23.460 I mean there's like a common etiquette you could have in fucking birds of war bro come on 03:49:24.200 --> 03:49:26.200 Like be be real 03:49:26.200 --> 03:49:28.200 Blake, your dead of stock. 03:49:28.200 --> 03:49:30.200 Blake, your dead of shit. 03:49:30.200 --> 03:49:32.200 And I'm tracking you down for that. 03:49:32.200 --> 03:49:34.200 We have 30 seconds and I'm stealing from Stormclaw. 03:49:34.200 --> 03:49:36.200 30 seconds left, Lance. Make it count. 03:49:36.200 --> 03:49:38.200 And I'm stealing from Stormclaw. 03:49:38.200 --> 03:49:40.200 And I'm not messing with bread either. Just steal. Just steal. 03:49:40.200 --> 03:49:42.200 Just steal anything. We're on the same team, bro. 03:49:42.200 --> 03:49:44.200 Nah. Red players are a bunch of 03:49:44.200 --> 03:49:46.200 brutish fucking idiots, bro. 03:49:46.200 --> 03:49:48.200 I'm on the same side you were trying to get. 03:49:48.200 --> 03:49:50.200 And look at that. 03:49:50.200 --> 03:49:52.200 And look at that. 03:49:52.200 --> 03:49:54.200 And would you look at that? 03:49:54.200 --> 03:49:56.620 Would you look at that? Guess what? It's a red member. 03:49:56.620 --> 03:50:00.360 Every time, bro, blacklings, they play like fucking pussies, bro. 03:50:00.360 --> 03:50:02.860 Enemy's making a comeback! Don't let them! 03:50:02.860 --> 03:50:04.360 What the fuck is the match? 03:50:04.360 --> 03:50:08.120 We have been defeated! I'm not surprised! 03:50:08.120 --> 03:50:10.120 Oh my god, I didn't give a bird fact! 03:50:10.120 --> 03:50:11.960 I didn't give a bird fact! 03:50:11.960 --> 03:50:13.960 I didn't give a bird fact! 03:50:15.160 --> 03:50:19.400 Fun bird fact. This one's a bit obvious. It's on the fly. Sorry, it's at the end of the match. 03:50:19.400 --> 03:50:20.840 um 03:50:20.840 --> 03:50:26.040 Pigeons hover around humans mainly because they were domesticated by people and then basically abandoned 03:50:26.360 --> 03:50:30.520 So they don't really know how to live on uh in the wild how uh other birds do so 03:50:30.520 --> 03:50:34.040 That's why they uh live in big cities and kind of rely on human scraps for food 03:50:40.040 --> 03:50:41.240 Recue me 03:50:41.240 --> 03:50:44.360 Check thank you for this great. So my 70th birthday a few days ago. Happy birthday, bro 03:50:45.080 --> 03:50:49.080 Uh, can I get gifted by G for my birthday? Absolutely not but happy birthday 03:50:49.080 --> 03:50:52.140 Filipino Phoenix and Hex they give us up squeaks garbage all Luke 03:50:52.860 --> 03:50:54.860 Gore we an app I think 03:50:56.960 --> 03:51:00.060 Absolutely not bro absolutely not carry me in pitches of war and maybe 03:51:02.200 --> 03:51:07.140 That's actually no, that's a lie. Oh my god, I'm literally mid lobby bro get me in a knock. No, no 03:51:07.140 --> 03:51:07.980 No, no, no. 03:51:10.820 --> 03:51:12.140 They've got a rig! 03:51:12.140 --> 03:51:13.700 Get it back! 03:51:13.700 --> 03:51:15.820 Get me in a real game, bro, come on. 03:51:17.060 --> 03:51:19.620 Get me in a starting game, bro. 03:51:19.620 --> 03:51:21.860 I don't wanna join Mid-Match. 03:51:21.860 --> 03:51:23.180 I don't wanna join Mid-Match. 03:51:23.180 --> 03:51:24.380 That's like fucking weird. 03:51:25.540 --> 03:51:27.340 Okay, there we go. 03:51:27.340 --> 03:51:30.780 Bro, Hayrime's level 55, actually no life. 03:51:30.780 --> 03:51:32.860 This game came out like a week ago. 03:51:32.860 --> 03:51:35.460 How long are you playing Pigeons of War? 03:51:35.460 --> 03:51:37.620 We're not pitches of war, birds of war, bro. 03:51:42.300 --> 03:51:43.400 And he's not on my team. 03:51:43.400 --> 03:51:47.080 Gege, Gege, I'm not rowing. 03:51:47.080 --> 03:51:52.080 Gege, Gege, whatever. 03:51:52.580 --> 03:51:54.840 Hey, right, level 55. 03:51:54.840 --> 03:51:56.540 Bro, this guy has everything on the top. 03:51:56.540 --> 03:52:01.540 Battle Commencers in five, four, three, two, one. 03:52:01.540 --> 03:52:08.160 Wait, what plan right then that will begin fuck the eggs fuck the eggs 03:52:08.780 --> 03:52:11.280 I'm going on a straight-up assault 03:52:11.860 --> 03:52:14.720 Against the enemy combatants hummingbird 03:52:16.100 --> 03:52:18.100 Fucking powers 03:52:19.220 --> 03:52:21.220 Move sock killed me 03:52:26.980 --> 03:52:28.980 I'm on blackling what am I doing 03:52:31.540 --> 03:52:34.100 I'm going on a full assault on the other team. 03:52:35.380 --> 03:52:37.380 We're going on killstreaks right now. 03:52:37.380 --> 03:52:40.980 Look at that. Third party, third party, third party. 03:52:43.140 --> 03:52:46.580 Yes! Don't try the nags! Stop them! 03:52:50.180 --> 03:52:53.780 Oh my god, I can't fight like that. I have to fight stationary. Hummingbird's not meant for that. 03:52:54.260 --> 03:52:55.140 We steal nags. 03:52:56.180 --> 03:52:58.980 He's on me. I bounce off. I attack. 03:52:58.980 --> 03:53:02.660 The enemy has our egg! Bring them down! 03:53:02.660 --> 03:53:06.640 Easy hit, easy hit, I'm fighting and I'm in this, I'm in this, I'm in this, I'm in this. 03:53:06.640 --> 03:53:08.500 I'm in their dog. I'm in their dog. 03:53:11.000 --> 03:53:12.500 Another good damage, another good damage. 03:53:12.500 --> 03:53:14.440 Enemy's making a comeback. Don't let them! 03:53:14.440 --> 03:53:15.800 Weave, weave, shield. 03:53:16.900 --> 03:53:19.980 Go on egg, they think I'm gonna get it, they attack me. I keel. 03:53:22.640 --> 03:53:24.320 Another good hit, another good hit. 03:53:24.320 --> 03:53:25.280 I'm dead. 03:53:25.280 --> 03:53:26.180 AHHHHHHHHHH! 03:53:26.180 --> 03:53:26.940 ...she's making a loving bird! 03:53:26.940 --> 03:53:27.820 Should I go throw? 03:53:27.820 --> 03:53:33.980 Don't worry guys just get on the a-kill streak and then we're good. I don't need it 03:53:33.980 --> 03:53:35.980 I don't need to hunt for eggs 03:53:36.140 --> 03:53:38.380 You guys hunt for eggs. I'll just harass them 03:53:39.220 --> 03:53:41.940 Where's iron be it secure keep reading? 03:53:45.540 --> 03:53:47.540 Yeah 03:53:51.340 --> 03:53:53.340 How does he have that? 03:53:53.340 --> 03:54:08.340 You just killed me yo is black wing the team with the guy that's like 03:54:08.340 --> 03:54:13.340 They got my egg, good shit. I don't care. 03:54:13.340 --> 03:54:18.340 Wait, they win at 9? 03:54:18.340 --> 03:54:22.340 Probably made me drop that jet. 03:54:22.340 --> 03:54:27.340 Five eggs! Five eggs! 03:54:27.340 --> 03:54:32.340 Check the fuck out of here, kick this kid! 03:54:32.340 --> 03:54:33.380 BANGS! 03:54:34.100 --> 03:54:35.380 FIVE BANGS! 03:54:35.940 --> 03:54:39.140 Check the fuck out of here! Kick this kid, bro! 03:54:41.300 --> 03:54:43.180 Oh my god! Get me in a- 03:54:43.180 --> 03:54:45.100 Yo, where's skill-based matchmaking? 03:54:45.620 --> 03:54:46.820 Like, what is this? 03:54:50.460 --> 03:54:51.980 This is, like, totally unfair. 03:54:55.820 --> 03:54:57.980 How are you so bad at this game? I just started! 03:54:58.140 --> 03:54:59.620 Why am I getting put in with better- 03:54:59.620 --> 03:55:08.860 That's almost prestige. Okay, just again, I'm proud of my team's two players. That's just so 03:55:08.860 --> 03:55:09.860 chopped. 03:55:09.860 --> 03:55:12.860 It's just so chopped. 03:55:12.860 --> 03:55:15.860 Stop piling eggs. Stop them. 03:55:15.860 --> 03:55:23.620 You're dead, Ellen. You're dead, Ellen. You're dead. I hope you know that, Ellen. You're 03:55:23.620 --> 03:55:25.620 dead, you stupid fuck. 03:55:25.620 --> 03:55:27.620 Where's the egg 03:55:34.020 --> 03:55:36.020 Bring it back I 03:55:36.020 --> 03:55:39.500 Think row really is fired turn on boys shout. I have a way shot on nobody's using 03:55:41.900 --> 03:55:44.900 You've nobody's condoms and birds of war it's just like 03:55:55.620 --> 03:55:57.620 Hey, you're a jerk! Get it back! 03:56:01.260 --> 03:56:02.260 What the fuck was that? 03:56:03.260 --> 03:56:05.260 Turn off streamer mode? Is that what it is? 03:56:11.300 --> 03:56:13.300 Bro, why am I getting splatted? 03:56:13.300 --> 03:56:14.900 What the fuck is that looking thing? 03:56:14.900 --> 03:56:15.900 I just got pooped up! 03:56:15.900 --> 03:56:17.900 Stop piling eggs! Stop them! 03:56:22.780 --> 03:56:24.780 Enemy streak! Shut them down! 03:56:26.340 --> 03:56:29.420 Yo team, can you hear me? Yo team 03:56:33.580 --> 03:56:39.440 All along below, what am I doing? Wait, where's blackling we gotta take their shit they have seven 03:56:42.220 --> 03:56:44.580 Bro see like this is what I'm talking about man 03:56:47.380 --> 03:56:49.380 This team's just so sweaty 03:56:55.620 --> 03:57:00.620 I mean, the team synergy is just unreal, man. 03:57:00.620 --> 03:57:02.620 The team synergy is just unreal. 03:57:02.620 --> 03:57:05.620 Can I get on a team with, like, Chuckles and PoopSock? 03:57:05.620 --> 03:57:11.620 Like, I feel like I'm witnessing, like, the Team USA basketball team right now. 03:57:11.620 --> 03:57:13.620 Like, this is, like, unfair. 03:57:18.620 --> 03:57:20.620 Bro, I mean, like... 03:57:20.620 --> 03:57:22.620 I 03:57:22.820 --> 03:57:25.500 We just have to pull on a hole on assault 03:57:26.220 --> 03:57:27.540 Against them 03:57:27.540 --> 03:57:29.540 And we have five eggs 03:57:32.260 --> 03:57:36.300 The signal jam they have a UAV they have a UAV 03:57:37.660 --> 03:57:42.180 How do they have a UAV? What's happening? I'm going in this 03:57:42.180 --> 03:58:07.580 I'm one one and four bro. I'm so ass a bird of war bro. Five to six actually one of all 03:58:07.580 --> 03:58:09.580 Should I play defense here? 03:58:14.580 --> 03:58:16.580 I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna hold. 03:58:17.580 --> 03:58:19.580 Yeah, some EDs here, some EDs here. 03:58:25.580 --> 03:58:27.580 Bro, that's what I'm saying! 03:58:27.580 --> 03:58:29.580 I-I-I like he's moving so fast! 03:58:29.580 --> 03:58:32.580 Holy thank you for the fucking comms, man! 03:58:32.580 --> 03:58:35.580 First time I've been in somebody I hear somebody on Burge and Morph! 03:58:35.580 --> 03:58:36.580 What is he on? 03:58:37.580 --> 03:58:44.580 What is happening? I'm literally just getting fucked! 03:58:44.580 --> 03:58:54.580 I have to go hummingbird and just end this attack their base. I have to go hummingbird 03:58:54.580 --> 03:58:58.580 and I'm just going to attack their base and get a key up. Like this is the whole strategy 03:58:58.580 --> 03:59:03.580 for the little one attack. How many of you care we lost today, bro? I'm going straight 03:59:03.580 --> 03:59:06.580 and they're all dying. 03:59:06.580 --> 03:59:08.580 Incoming call now! 03:59:08.580 --> 03:59:09.580 No, no, no! 03:59:09.580 --> 03:59:11.580 I thought I'd get hit with a fucking air gun right. 03:59:11.580 --> 03:59:13.580 Watch us kill me! 03:59:21.580 --> 03:59:23.580 Get the politics down! Get it back! 03:59:30.580 --> 03:59:32.580 You had to be out of your way! 03:59:32.580 --> 03:59:34.020 FUCK YOU CHUCKLES! 03:59:34.380 --> 03:59:35.380 FUCK YOU! 03:59:35.680 --> 03:59:37.080 FUCK YOU CHUCKLES! 03:59:37.080 --> 03:59:38.280 TAKE THEIR FUCKING AGES! 03:59:38.280 --> 03:59:39.380 TAKE THEIR FUCKING AGES! 03:59:39.980 --> 03:59:40.480 CLEAN! 03:59:43.380 --> 03:59:44.280 Get me outta here! 03:59:45.480 --> 03:59:45.980 QUICK! 03:59:48.080 --> 03:59:49.380 Bro, COME ON! 03:59:49.380 --> 03:59:50.280 Sonny D, PLEASE! 03:59:50.280 --> 03:59:50.780 YES! 03:59:50.780 --> 03:59:51.980 Aghhhhh! 03:59:51.980 --> 03:59:54.380 AHHHHHHH!!!! 03:59:55.580 --> 03:59:57.380 Oh my God! 03:59:58.380 --> 03:59:59.380 Sonny D! 04:00:00.380 --> 04:00:01.780 Sonny D, NO! 04:00:01.780 --> 04:00:04.780 How is he moving that fast? 04:00:04.780 --> 04:00:06.780 What is he on right now? 04:00:06.780 --> 04:00:07.780 That has to be Eagle. 04:00:07.780 --> 04:00:08.780 That has to be Eagle, bruh. 04:00:08.780 --> 04:00:09.780 The enemy is making a combat. 04:00:09.780 --> 04:00:10.780 Don't let them out. 04:00:10.780 --> 04:00:11.780 Eagle or owl? 04:00:15.780 --> 04:00:17.780 No, my life's mission is to kill Sunny D. 04:00:17.780 --> 04:00:18.780 My life's next. 04:00:18.780 --> 04:00:20.780 Yes, they got our egg. 04:00:20.780 --> 04:00:21.780 Get it back. 04:00:22.780 --> 04:00:24.780 One minute remaining. 04:00:31.780 --> 04:00:34.780 Oh my god, there's so much fucking damage. 04:00:40.780 --> 04:00:42.780 Kill his ass! 04:00:42.780 --> 04:00:43.780 Steal the ice! 04:00:43.780 --> 04:00:44.780 Steal the ice! 04:00:44.780 --> 04:00:45.780 GO! 04:00:45.780 --> 04:00:46.780 GO! 04:00:46.780 --> 04:00:47.780 GO! 04:00:47.780 --> 04:00:48.780 GO! 04:00:48.780 --> 04:00:49.780 GO! 04:00:49.780 --> 04:00:52.780 The enemy has our egg! 04:00:52.780 --> 04:00:54.780 Bring them down! 04:00:56.780 --> 04:00:57.780 It's sunny day. 04:00:57.780 --> 04:00:58.780 It's sunny day. 04:00:58.780 --> 04:00:59.780 I'm dead? 04:00:59.780 --> 04:01:00.780 What? 04:01:00.780 --> 04:01:01.280 WHAT?! 04:01:02.480 --> 04:01:03.600 FUCK YOU! 04:01:03.600 --> 04:01:04.600 FUCK YOU! 04:01:05.480 --> 04:01:06.140 WHAT?! 04:01:08.140 --> 04:01:09.780 YEEEEEESSS!!! 04:01:10.160 --> 04:01:11.940 Oh my god, we only have 13 seconds. 04:01:14.080 --> 04:01:14.580 Wait. 04:01:19.740 --> 04:01:21.980 We just have to take one out of, bro! 04:01:30.780 --> 04:01:43.820 1,125 score, 1,120 score. Sunny D, bro, level 55. What are these guys doing, bro? How is 04:01:43.820 --> 04:01:50.540 that even possible? One more, one more, one more. Wait, am I level 5? I'm level 3? I still 04:01:50.540 --> 04:01:55.420 don't even have seagull. I feel like I give it a 3. It's guys where little birds collide 04:01:55.420 --> 04:01:59.340 and soar, no game is worth the trouble to hard at war, like feathers strep fly angry, 04:01:59.340 --> 04:02:03.580 fly tomorrow brings a brighter commerce sky closer wings ingress in peace a nearby short 04:02:03.580 --> 04:02:06.340 poem the manifestor went on 04:02:06.340 --> 04:02:10.860 oh we're gonna stick together 04:02:10.860 --> 04:02:20.860 oh shit yeah what i mean oh my god proof stocks on my team it's a fucking miracle 04:02:20.860 --> 04:02:22.860 Get to it. Try to prove what's happening. 04:02:22.860 --> 04:02:24.860 We're due to win. We're due to win. 04:02:26.360 --> 04:02:27.860 Two stops on my team. 04:02:28.360 --> 04:02:30.860 Oh my god, this is actually exactly what I wanted. 04:02:31.360 --> 04:02:32.860 Let's fucking go. 04:02:33.860 --> 04:02:35.360 And I'm on my hummingbird man. 04:02:35.360 --> 04:02:38.360 Defend the nest, you absolute clown! 04:02:41.360 --> 04:02:43.360 Oh my god, I'm fucking up the shoe belt. 04:02:45.860 --> 04:02:47.860 He is getting full on attack by me. 04:02:47.860 --> 04:02:52.860 I go heal. We're going red. We're going red. 04:02:52.860 --> 04:02:57.860 They think they can stop me. See ya. 04:03:11.860 --> 04:03:16.860 Don't worry I defend. I defend like a fucking god in this game. 04:03:17.860 --> 04:03:19.860 Take it out by a hummingbird 04:03:19.860 --> 04:03:21.860 Happens to the best of us 04:03:21.860 --> 04:03:23.860 Our egg's down 04:03:23.860 --> 04:03:25.860 The enemy has our egg 04:03:25.860 --> 04:03:27.860 Bring them down 04:03:27.860 --> 04:03:29.860 I'm just fucking blinded 04:03:29.860 --> 04:03:31.860 What the hell is this? 04:03:31.860 --> 04:03:33.860 What's happening? 04:03:33.860 --> 04:03:35.860 They have all of our eggs 04:03:35.860 --> 04:03:37.860 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you 04:03:43.860 --> 04:03:45.860 Oh my god 04:03:45.860 --> 04:03:52.860 Wait, can I hear the enemy team in procs chat? 04:03:52.860 --> 04:03:55.860 Was that... is that the enemy team? 04:04:01.860 --> 04:04:05.860 Bro, this 100 guys, like, 2 get in the game. 04:04:07.860 --> 04:04:10.860 I'm just going straight for a Zag, fuck him. 04:04:10.860 --> 04:04:17.860 Super Sonic level speed is here slow down. Egg. Leave. 04:04:17.860 --> 04:04:21.860 He's going to your door. 04:04:21.860 --> 04:04:28.860 Yo, your poop mic doesn't really work very well buddy. 04:04:28.860 --> 04:04:32.860 Egg. 04:04:32.860 --> 04:04:38.860 Three to four. Three to four. 04:04:38.860 --> 04:04:42.780 is like no chance of winning right now there's an egg free egg literally right 04:04:42.780 --> 04:04:45.740 here holy shit 04:04:45.740 --> 04:04:48.780 get it back to the nest 04:04:48.860 --> 04:04:54.380 the enemy has an egg bring them down bro he's just so fast 04:04:54.380 --> 04:04:57.660 you see how fast he is like i really i can't like catch up to him wait 04:04:57.660 --> 04:05:02.780 actually defend the nest you boughs 04:05:08.860 --> 04:05:10.860 I 04:05:14.500 --> 04:05:20.060 This guy this guy has like fucking 5,000 paying he's level 55. He's still winning somehow food stocks 04:05:20.940 --> 04:05:22.940 So that's just fucking great 04:05:27.820 --> 04:05:31.820 I'm 75 he's so well. He's so well. Yes, it's gay 04:05:34.500 --> 04:05:37.700 I shield just in case they slow down I go for it 04:05:38.860 --> 04:05:40.860 He doesn't make it there, I catch up. 04:05:43.860 --> 04:05:44.860 Easy kill. 04:05:47.860 --> 04:05:50.860 I don't have an egg. I had an egg and now I don't have an egg. 04:05:50.860 --> 04:05:52.860 I had an egg and now I don't have an egg. 04:05:53.860 --> 04:05:55.860 Who is butt-matching right now? 04:05:55.860 --> 04:05:58.860 Bro, Stormclaw is one away from winning. 04:05:59.860 --> 04:06:01.860 And everybody's going against them right now. 04:06:01.860 --> 04:06:04.860 This is just like being stained. The level of skill gap? 04:06:04.860 --> 04:06:06.860 Wait, free egg right here? 04:06:06.860 --> 04:06:21.860 here. Free egg, free egg. Holy cinema. Take my time on the way back. Drop that bitch off. 04:06:21.860 --> 04:06:31.860 There's like so many other eggs just like casually lying around. We gotta go attack blue team 04:06:31.860 --> 04:06:37.860 Blackwing is not locking in. They're gonna steal our ID. Just fast us. Just take their shit. 04:06:37.860 --> 04:06:51.860 What are you possibly pressing right now? What combos is this guy trucking up? 04:06:51.860 --> 04:06:54.860 I am hearing just straight mashing. 04:07:01.860 --> 04:07:12.860 It's impossible to take an act. It's impossible to take an act. My dumb ass has to slow down, 04:07:12.860 --> 04:07:19.420 stop, and I'm literally just fucking open fodder, dude. Like, I am literally darned the 04:07:19.420 --> 04:07:21.860 second I stand on that ass. Watch. 04:07:21.860 --> 04:07:24.920 I'm half dead already. 04:07:24.920 --> 04:07:28.060 Call my- Call my half-death! 04:07:28.060 --> 04:07:29.060 Call my death! 04:07:29.060 --> 04:07:30.060 Call my death! 04:07:30.060 --> 04:07:31.060 Calm down! 04:07:31.060 --> 04:07:32.060 There's nice 12 kills! 04:07:32.060 --> 04:07:33.300 The enemy has a rank! 04:07:33.300 --> 04:07:34.460 Bring down the rune! 04:07:34.460 --> 04:07:35.540 Nah, give it a rest. 04:07:35.540 --> 04:07:38.340 This guy fucking sucks. 04:07:38.340 --> 04:07:44.100 We have a minute and 30, bro. 04:07:44.100 --> 04:07:45.680 It's one of them. 04:07:45.680 --> 04:07:48.920 There's so many eggs on the ground here. 04:07:48.920 --> 04:07:51.920 I'm just gonna cap this. 04:07:51.920 --> 04:07:53.920 You son of a bitch! 04:07:53.920 --> 04:07:54.920 Kill his ass! 04:07:54.920 --> 04:07:55.920 Wake up! 04:07:55.920 --> 04:07:56.920 He's... 04:08:00.920 --> 04:08:02.920 Get a straight! 04:08:02.920 --> 04:08:03.920 Shut them down! 04:08:06.920 --> 04:08:07.920 What?! 04:08:18.920 --> 04:08:23.120 Yo, I'm fucking your shit up, buddy. I'm fucking your shit clean off, bro. 04:08:27.920 --> 04:08:28.920 In business. 04:08:31.320 --> 04:08:34.120 The enemy's making a comeback! Don't let them! 04:08:37.520 --> 04:08:41.320 He's an owl! That's what he's playing. He's an owl, Bane! 04:08:41.920 --> 04:08:44.320 They've got our aid! Get it back! 04:08:48.920 --> 04:08:53.920 No, don't let him take our ship. Don't let him take our ship. 04:08:55.920 --> 04:08:59.920 No, I'm not having any of that. I'm not having any of that. I'm going straight to their egg. 04:09:00.920 --> 04:09:03.920 Straight to their nest. Straight to their nest. 04:09:03.920 --> 04:09:06.920 They're stockpiling eggs. Stop them! 04:09:06.920 --> 04:09:09.920 Yeah, stockpiling eggs. My ass. Have one. See ya. 04:09:09.920 --> 04:09:11.920 They've caught their egg. Now get home. 04:09:11.920 --> 04:09:12.920 See ya. See ya. 04:09:12.920 --> 04:09:15.920 Crow diff. Crow diff. Five seconds. 04:09:15.920 --> 04:09:16.920 I need you. 04:09:16.920 --> 04:09:19.480 The enemy has our egg! Bring them down! 04:09:21.800 --> 04:09:23.800 We have been defeated! 04:09:24.440 --> 04:09:25.640 No surprise. 04:09:37.240 --> 04:09:38.280 That game is so hard. 04:09:38.680 --> 04:09:40.680 That game is so hard. It's so fun, though. 04:09:41.160 --> 04:09:42.920 Getting a kill as a bird, bro? 04:09:43.320 --> 04:09:44.200 Satisfying. 04:09:44.440 --> 04:09:45.240 Holy... 04:09:45.240 --> 04:09:47.240 I fuck the back game. 04:09:48.040 --> 04:09:50.940 I might play that at some point in the future again. All right 04:09:52.760 --> 04:09:57.960 Felix thank you for the three just Jonathan obese wick and Cole thinking of the stuff. Yeah chat. We're gonna call that there 04:09:58.960 --> 04:10:00.800 That was the W stream 04:10:00.800 --> 04:10:03.560 If you have any videos you have a watch games going to play but he's such a give such a stop 04:10:03.560 --> 04:10:06.760 I'm the symphonies the watch kids I play X place point schedule if you don't know the stream schedule 04:10:06.760 --> 04:10:09.980 But I'll be live around like one or two tomorrow. We're probably gonna do 04:10:09.980 --> 04:10:13.380 the Brovy bro for most, if not all the stream with you. 04:10:13.380 --> 04:10:16.180 Guy best of seven might do salamander county public 04:10:16.180 --> 04:10:18.380 television tomorrow as well. 04:10:18.380 --> 04:10:21.680 Wednesday, we're going to be doing a 4v4 brovy bro. 04:10:21.680 --> 04:10:23.680 Me, Steve, you see Chris versus all the pretty cool guys. 04:10:23.680 --> 04:10:25.580 Thursday, we're doing unconventional gambling methods, 04:10:25.580 --> 04:10:28.180 money, soap, bath bombs, opening a bunch of shit to see if 04:10:28.180 --> 04:10:31.380 we get gold or whatever fucking $50 and money. 04:10:31.380 --> 04:10:36.180 So it would be just be a little fun segment as well as 04:10:36.180 --> 04:10:37.080 reacts 31st. 04:10:37.080 --> 04:10:38.080 I'm gone for a second. 04:10:38.080 --> 04:10:43.280 streaming streamer games vlogging while I'm gone gone the third to the sixth so next Monday through 04:10:43.280 --> 04:10:48.320 next Thursday I'll be gone I'll post on YouTube every day that I'm gone when we're back we're 04:10:48.320 --> 04:10:53.200 going to react to my streamer games events um and I'll have a vlog ready and we're doing a 04:10:53.200 --> 04:10:58.320 collab as well that I can't talk about but it'll be on somebody else's channel um and then we're 04:10:58.320 --> 04:11:02.480 going to grind out stream for like eight days straight and then I'm gone for three back for 04:11:02.480 --> 04:11:07.280 three gone for four and then it's last week of August we're probably going to grind out stream 04:11:08.080 --> 04:11:10.780 non-stop that week into September, 04:11:10.780 --> 04:11:12.740 switch back to our summer stream schedule, 04:11:12.740 --> 04:11:14.460 or our school year stream schedule. 04:11:14.460 --> 04:11:16.300 As I said, sometime in September, 04:11:16.300 --> 04:11:19.980 we're either going to do God of War, Life is Strange, 04:11:20.700 --> 04:11:22.820 or what was the other option? 04:11:22.820 --> 04:11:24.780 It was God of War, Life is Strange, or something else, 04:11:24.780 --> 04:11:26.900 and then we're probably going to rip Outlast 2 as well. 04:11:26.900 --> 04:11:29.940 October, we're probably going to run GTA V story mode, 04:11:29.940 --> 04:11:30.940 and a bunch of horror games, 04:11:30.940 --> 04:11:32.380 then November, GTA 6 drops, 04:11:32.380 --> 04:11:33.300 we're going to go from there. 04:11:33.300 --> 04:11:34.380 Juzzie Smith for the sub. 04:11:34.380 --> 04:11:36.860 Long John Silver's review come up at some point. 04:11:36.860 --> 04:11:41.020 We'll probably do another product review trying not to laugh soon on a bunch of other shit 04:11:41.020 --> 04:11:42.020 So yeah, cool 04:11:42.020 --> 04:11:45.820 Just a juicy incident. Thank you for the sub. Thank you to everyone that popped out sub followed, etc 04:11:45.820 --> 04:11:48.540 Appreciate y'all. Let me get some from watching out of some time streaming 04:11:49.060 --> 04:11:51.060 And who do we raid? 04:11:51.380 --> 04:11:54.500 Raid Frankie is Frankie live right now. What is he doing? Oh? 04:11:56.260 --> 04:11:58.260 He's practicing left for dead too 04:11:58.260 --> 04:12:07.700 That's why old they're practicing for this bro Vee bro. I feel like we haven't practiced at all 04:12:07.700 --> 04:12:10.100 Honestly, I don't think we need to 04:12:14.020 --> 04:12:16.420 I'll raid Frankie though. Yeah, that'll be funny 04:12:17.620 --> 04:12:22.700 Well, actually I read it Frankie before should I read Devin or Aiden? 04:12:22.700 --> 04:12:24.700 I 04:12:27.820 --> 04:12:30.900 Really Frankie the other day let's read aiding or not even Devin 04:12:32.580 --> 04:12:36.860 Well, they done I got a really aiding too. I feel like aiding is not nearly live as much as the rest of them 04:12:38.620 --> 04:12:40.620 All right appreciate y'all