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Hello, hello, hello!
How's everyone doing today?
All right, y'all, we are officially live at Streamer Games 2026.
Thank you all very much for coming.
Thank you, everyone, for tuning in online.
Guys, this is the greatest gathering of athletes in the world.
We have some of the most competitive people.
We got Katie B. here today.
the world. We have some of the most competitive people. We got Katie B here today. We got
Jinxie here today. And many more names that we're going to introduce. Guys, are you ready
to see your first team for Schrinner Games 2026?
All right, y'all, we are live here in sunny Los Angeles, California.
It's about 90 degrees right now.
Guys, you say it's hot?
It's hot.
It's hot out today, but we're doing our best.
And I think we are ready.
Give it up.
This team is considered the favorite this year.
Let's see if they can pull it off.
Let's hear it for Team USA!
That's it, that's it, that's it.
That's how they won the prize.
All right, y'all, come over here.
I want to talk to you one at a time, Yana.
I would like to talk to you first.
Team USA is considered a favorite.
I want to first ask you, who's the winner?
Who's the winner?
Let's ask you, who's the soul of this team?
All of us are, all of us are the soul.
All of us are the soul, I like that answer, I like that answer, I like that answer.
And what do you have to say to your opponents today, what are you going to do to them, Yana?
I want to wish them luck, because every other team's about to lose.
Oh, okay, okay.
All right, all right, Mari, come on over.
Mari, give it up for Mari, everybody.
Mari, you have a history with Streamer Games.
Can you let anyone online know who might not know?
I won last year.
She won last year.
I don't win again.
I have the best team.
I have the best team, and we're high three.
Let me ask you that.
You won last year.
Is the team you have this year better than last years?
I think we all, we all, we all are amazing.
Come on, Laurie.
Stop!
No, I can't, I can't.
All right.
Okay, yes, yes, yes.
No, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
All right, all right, all right.
I want to hear from my best friend on that squad.
Tyler, come on over here, bro.
Give it up for Tyler, one everybody.
Oh, I'm gonna go for the break.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you give me my mic?
Yeah, you can toss, you can toss, you can toss.
Tyler, I have my mic, you're good.
Tyler, can I ask you, why'd you say yes to doing one of my events?
Because I felt bad for you at the beginning.
For Carol, like, most of the stuff I do.
Well, there's one thing I'm pretty good at.
What is it, go say it.
Street Fighter 6.
You're not!
Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no!
You got lucky, by the way.
You're a six foot five athlete, you benched four hundred five pounds.
Four fifty, four fifty, four fifty.
Is that genuine?
You are an absolute unit of a man.
Are you the leader of this team?
We're gonna have a little discussion about that.
And I said because I'm a father, I absolutely am.
I agree.
So yes, I am.
And what can people look forward to see you in today?
Like what are you competing in?
I'm doing the 2B, the throw thingy, the QB.
The Cuba toss?
I'm not doing volleyball, you're not doing sports?
Great thingy?
The great thingy?
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Joe, come over here.
Joe, give it up for Joe Barnes.
Joe, why is Tyler one telling me he's the captain when he looks at you to figure out what he's going to do?
It sounds like you're the captain of this team.
I was slightly in charge in organizing the events that we were doing.
However, Tyler is the captain off of seniority
and also just team leadership from being a father.
Joe, let me ask, because you had a lot of smack top before this.
You said you were faster than I show speed.
No, I did not.
You said you were a D1 college athlete.
You said you could run a sub 10 second 100 meter dash.
You're setting your team up for failure, really.
Well, I was very confident, and I still am.
But you kind of made me out to be the fastest man alive.
I did say that.
I will see.
Maybe I break a world record today.
Who knows?
OK, I'd like to hear that.
Give it up for Joe Bart, everyone.
And our final competitor of Team USA
is the MVP of the Sidemen Charity Match.
Give it up for James C.
Happy to be here.
Super excited, a little nervous.
You're a little nervous.
Be honest, you're a little nervous.
Yeah, a little bit nervous here.
Get that close.
Get that mic close.
Oh, sorry about that.
A little nervous, but excited, man.
Thank you for the opportunity.
What are you nervous about?
You are the Sidemen Charity Match MVP.
You call yourself an athlete.
I am an athlete. There's a difference.
But I just, I don't want to let my team down
because this is a great team.
It's a great unit of individuals here.
And I just want to show off for my team.
So I'm not nervous for anything else.
I'm just nervous for not letting out my team.
Can I ask, is there a squad out there you're nervous about?
And is there a squad that you think is a joke?
Team International looks really good.
Team France looks really good.
Ron's team is a joke because he's Ron.
Okay. All right. All right.
All right, yeah, please an absolute joke. We're getting dead last in every single event. You're getting dead last in every event. Really?
I know I think UK is like a bottom three team. I think they're bottom three. Well, you know what guys?
Jinx is giving it up one more time for Jinxy team USA
You guys are good if you want to chill in the shade
I think they talked a lot of shit. I think it's about time guys
Can we hear it for the team? They just shout out can we hear it for team?
U.K.
Come on, team U.K., let's get out here.
Not so loud in the U.S.
They're an enemy territory.
We used to have a war.
We ended up winning the war in U.S.
U.K. lost, but great people on this squad,
really great people.
Well, there's a whole thing with T.
Hey, one more time, give it up for Team UK!
All right, can I ask who's the captain?
Yo, let me hear it, give it up for C-Dog VA, everybody!
Get that mic not so close.
All right, Connor, you're the team captain.
Team USA just came in, they said you are a joke,
a laughing stock.
What do you have to say to the Americans?
Well, first of all, I think that's very rude of them.
We've been practicing, we've been playing cricket,
we've been playing squash,
and we've had our beans and toast,
so we're all fueled up and ready for a good show.
Who's ready?
And I have to say, the USA, the Ruffians, if you will,
you know, sure, they might be able to run,
but can they think?
Can they ponder?
These are questions that I worry about, like you know.
And I think, sure, we might not be the physically
the most proudest of the contestants,
We have spirits and we will win. I'm sure of it. I love that. I love that
That's big energy coming out from the captain speaking of physical prowess tension. Can you take a step forward guys?
Everybody give it up for tension
Tenshi, I just if you can give a background on what your main
Game is what do you do mainly on stream? I played League of Legends in silver. You know, I only played your golf med
And what is a Silver League of Legends player going to bring to this arena?
Okay, I don't leave the house, which means I've spent a lot of time at my desk learning to build paper airplanes.
There we go, paper airplanes! It's a good point!
I'll also say, you're Silver League of Legends, right?
You know Team USA has a League of Legends player of their own?
I've heard.
Hard-stuck bronze. The UK might win there.
You've been chasing League of Legends. Give it up for Tent! You one more time, everybody!
Zoyle, come on over here.
All right.
Zoyle, grab the mic for me.
You're too tall for me.
Anyhow.
All right.
Zoyle, talk to me.
You competed last year.
Do you feel more confident with your team this year than last year?
Not only do I feel more confident with my team,
I feel more confident in myself.
Last year, I think I was one of the worst performers.
This year, I'm going to do better.
Statistically, you were?
Yeah.
the change that you're gonna make to do better.
Be better, I don't know.
Just be better, I love that.
All right, thank you, give it up for Zoa one more time.
Come on over, Lydia, here you go.
Give it up for Lydia, everyone, why?
Why can I ask, why are you nervous?
Because I'm doing 100 meters sprint
and I didn't realize-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
what?
I'm doing 100 meters.
Against Joe Bart?
Well, I didn't realize it was against him.
What, can I ask, what the fastest 100 meter time
you've ever ran is?
I didn't realize this was supposed to come with times.
Have you ever run it before?
I'm like sports days.
And were you fast?
I think so.
All right, give it up for the next round.
All right, OK.
And finally, give it up for the last member of Team UTA.
Give it up for Garn to everyone.
UTA?
UTA, yeah.
I don't know exactly how you refer to the nation state.
Garn, can I ask you?
Yes.
What place, after the weekend is done,
will UK end in out of the eight teams?
When we look back on this clip, what place will you guys be in?
Well, clearly, it's coming home because we're getting fast.
I don't think you heard him.
UK's getting first.
It's British people in America, it's not going to work.
Well, guys, UK, thank you very much for being here,
get in the shade, get out of the heat.
Get out of the heat, guys, one more time for UK, everybody.
Appreciate that.
Shout out to the UK.
Now, very much shout out to them.
They're in enemy territory.
You know, this year I wanted to make
streamer games worldwide.
Last year, I believe, 35 of our competitors were from America,
were from basically LA.
This year, we have teams from across the world,
including teams coming all the way from France.
Guys, give it up for Team France.
Come on in, everybody.
Team France, come on through.
This team, I actually think, might
be the secret favorites to win the entire event.
I don't think they know that one.
All right, can I start with you, Joelle?
Yeah.
You are calling yourself Thanos.
Yeah.
Why?
Look, look, I'm a big, I'm very strong girl.
I want to see this very strong.
And we are here to win today.
You're calling yourself Thanos because look how you're built,
is what you said?
Yes.
OK.
Can you give me some stats?
How much do you bench?
How much do you squat?
How strong are you?
Um, well, um, 180, 180.
Wait, 185 kilograms?
You know, that's like 400 pounds?
Yeah.
And you bench press that?
Yeah.
That's higher than my max deadlift.
I will train you.
Don't worry.
OK, all right, all right, all right.
OK, so you're a Thanos.
Well, let me go down the line here.
Give it up next for Katz Up, everybody.
Yay!
Katz Up, we raced together.
Yeah.
And you got second place.
You were amazing at racing.
I heard you're also an athlete.
Athlete, I think it's a big world.
But I test all the sports I can.
And what are you competing in?
The things to climb here.
The climbing?
Yeah.
Great stack?
Yeah.
And archery?
Yeah, and archery.
OK.
And what place will France get today?
I think he win.
Oh my god. Oh friends first first place
To quit here like this here by and
All right, well, let me go down Mary Ann
You are surrounded by athletes. Yeah, are you an athlete?
kinda
Like I am an athlete on PUBG. I run a lot. Did you know PUBG? I've heard of PUBG
Yes, I run a lot on but I heard you almost went pro in a sport. Oh
Oh, well, pro is big word as well.
Like I didn't...
I think you were an amazing tennis player.
Thank you.
Yeah, a long time ago.
Like a world class.
A long time ago.
A long time... well, how long ago?
Can I ask?
15 years ago.
Dude, I'm old.
Dude, I'm old, too.
I'm 31.
That's why I'm not competing.
Okay, okay, so sorry.
Just to recap, we have a guy who can bench 400 pounds.
Second place in F4, the GP3.
a possible tennis pro could have been in a different universe now called G-Athlete
and Magla.
Hey.
Give it up for Magla everybody.
What do you bring to the team?
Joy and happiness.
Joy and happiness, that's all we need.
Oh, I think it's good.
But I love sports.
Yes.
But that can't help today.
And the paper planes.
You're going paper planes?
So we're going to go crazy?
Yeah, a little bit.
Okay, well, final question.
Tsukku.
Give it up for Tsukku, everybody.
Ah!
Now, we all saw France lose in the World Cup.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't say that, bro, please, please, don't say that.
And they should have won.
Yeah, of course.
But they didn't have me, so they lost.
Are you gonna bring it back home for France today?
I guess, yes, yes, of course, yeah.
All right, give it up for T.
Sorry, guys, we are gonna we will get your ass guys because we have the card vital we have the card vital
Okay, all right, go to the shade go to the shade. Thank you very much team France messy messy
Wow, I'm pretty nervous about that team. I think that team might genuinely crush team USA that they're pretty athletic
But you know France they're known for a couple things losing the World Cup
colonizing and we have a former French colony in fact competing here today can
we all give it up for our friends across the border can we get loud please
13 Canada!
Oh, Canada!
What is up, Canada?
All right, all right.
Sakura, I'm going to start with you.
Guys, if you don't know,
Sakura was the top performing female athlete
at Streamer Games last year.
What's going to happen?
I'm going to start with you.
What's going to happen this year, a little more of the same?
I don't know. I'm going to try my absolute best.
I kind of feel a little scared now.
What are you scared about?
The 100-meter dash running with men.
Wait, wait, you're running it?
Yeah, I'm running it.
And are you going to take down the men?
Yes, please.
Are you going to take down the men?
Probably like Ron, but that's probably about it.
That's not bad, though.
Take down Salem Ronaldo.
Yeah.
Okay, and what's the expectation for Team Canada?
We're going to win.
And we're going to bring all the vibes.
Okay, win and bring the vibes.
All right, passing on over. Agent, talk to me.
Yo. Give it up for Agent, everybody.
Yeah.
Agent, what's the mean of Rep Team Canada?
What does it mean to Rep Team Canada?
It's good. Like, we got a good split, man.
We got people from Vancouver.
We got people from Toronto.
We got people from Quebec.
So it's a good split.
We got a chance to chop it up, get to know each other a little bit,
stuff like that.
Team chemistry's good.
Hey, you doubted us, Ludwig.
Well, let's cut the bullshit.
Agent, last year you had one of the worst teams imaginable.
True.
Your team was really bad.
Why is there a laugh track in the bag?
So, is this team gonna do better?
Yeah, hell yeah. It can't go worse than last year.
Last year, honestly, it was just like, you know when your favorite team makes it to the NBA Finals
and then they somehow choke even though they're way better in the New York Knicks win?
Oh, yeah, like this first?
Yeah, that's like how we felt last year. Like we had a good team on paper, but...
But you didn't make the playoffs.
Yeah.
You're like the Hornets.
Right.
Or maybe the Raptors.
Don't do that.
Not that, not that, not that.
We'll pass it over, guys. Give it up for our next contestant, Coco.
What's up, everybody?
Hi!
Hi.
Co-coats, we've had a rivalry in the past.
Yeah.
We competed in GP3 against each other.
Exactly.
I destroyed you there.
No, no, not at the sprint.
The sprint, I finished fifth.
Yeah, you were very good at this.
We're 18.
Okay, all right, okay.
Remember the numbers, you remember the numbers.
What do you bring to Team Canada?
Are you an athlete?
What's your main expertise?
My main expertise, I think, is the soccer.
Okay.
the France versus England.
You played in the match, I saw that.
You did very well.
I did a goal.
I did the penalty shot and I won.
Yeah, I did the penalty.
You did the penalty shot and you made it.
Yeah, I mean I made it.
And are you the goalkeeper for the penalty shot?
No, not me though.
No, not me, it's not me.
OK, but you're going to do very well.
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
Oh, well, I'm looking forward to that.
Give it up for Cocotes, everybody.
Thank you.
Let's go to our next contestant.
Give it up, everybody, for Don Tess.
Dante's kind of passes back to you. Dante, let me talk to you real quick. You're a legal
legends player. What does that bring to a team in a physical event? Are you an athlete
as well, like Tyler?
Well, this is the first time I've been in my house in the last two months, so athlete,
not sure if I'd say that, but I'm gonna listen. How many of our TDs is coaching 40?
Whoa. And so you're the youth.
I'm the youth, brother.
How old are you?
24.
Wait, you're 24?
I thought you were 35.
Why did we come back like that, bro?
Okay, okay, okay.
Can I ask what's your expectation for Team Canada this weekend?
What place?
Well, it's not an expectation. I'm sure we're going to get first.
None of these other teams stand a fucking chance in hell.
And that's why, listen, audiences, law feel from the States,
unfortunately, you guys are going to have to be disappointed
when Team Canada brings home first.
You're trying to make enemies with a crowd here? Relax!
I'm just going out.
All right, well, let's give it up
for our final competitor, guys.
Let's give it up for Martin.
Hello, hello, everybody.
Hello, everyone.
Martin, this is...
If people don't know at home,
kind of a Jordan flu game for you
because you're dealing...
you're battling an illness
as well as other competitors.
Is that right?
That may or may not be true, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, I have had diarrhea for the past two weeks.
I am recovering now,
So watch out everybody, I'm actually coming and I'm going to try my hardest.
Any encouraging words for people at home and why they should cheer for you guys?
Yeah, just like we're the underdog, we're going to kill it, I don't know.
Come on, look at our team, we're so fun and nice and welcoming.
Yeah, that's all right, that's all right.
Guys, one more time for Team Canada!
All right, guys, you can go enjoy the shade.
Thank you very much.
We're going to move over to our next team.
We're coming back to the Americas.
This squad has received a lot of trash talk online.
Some of it I don't appreciate.
They're here to prove the haters wrong.
Guys, can we hear it for Team Mexico?
All right, team Mexico is here!
Oh my God, Vamo, Mexico!
We're here to show off our team, Mexico.
I'm very excited, ECC, and I believe in my team.
A lot of kids.
La chingada, cli-ti-ti-ti-ti.
Si vamos a poder porque el que puede puede.
I heard a lot of people are doubting us, but, you know,
we're here.
What matters is we're here.
What matters is our dedication.
What matters is how hard we strive to win.
I love that, I love that, I love that.
Um, Viva mi gente latino.
Okay, okay.
What she said?
Okay.
Ah, yah, yah, yah.
Ah, yah, yah, yah, yah.
Ludwig, thank you so much for having us, brother,
and for even, like, including a Team Mexico,
it means a lot to a lot of people at home, so...
I appreciate you, brother.
Danny Banz, I would be remiss if I ever did one of these
one of these events without you and you guys don't know how the greatest moment
in streamer games history nailing a 40 yard field goal being a heart and soul
of team Katie B last year our team vanilla Mason should say sorry team
vanilla my bad my bad my bad Danny how do you feel about this new squad are you
excited do you think you guys are gonna do well what's the goal for you guys we're
gonna do amazing me especially I feel like people underestimate me cuz I got a
big ass stomach but I'm an athlete and we're gonna show that today. Why'd you pan out? He
pan to my stomach? He just panned at his stomach. He zoomed out. I saw him zoom out. He didn't zoom out,
did you? He didn't zoom out. But I wouldn't want to be here with anybody else. I'm happy to be
teamed up with these guys. I love them a lot. We got a good team came and we're gonna do good.
We're gonna surprise you guys. I give it up to Team Mexico! I thank y'all very much. Enjoy the state
All right, y'all, we only got a few teams left, and you might have noticed every team
right now is a different nation, right?
But I wanted to include people from around the world.
I couldn't get people maybe for one team, but I could make a team worldwide.
Give it up for our international squad.
Come on over.
Let's go, international team!
Hey everyone.
Selbett, where are you visiting us from?
Brazil.
We've got somebody from Brazil in the house.
Let's go.
We also have, it's a good time to shout out our live stream.
Where's it happening?
Where's your live stream happening?
Oh yeah.
You mean channels?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, on my channel and on Phelps, like, Selbett and Phelps, we have the Portuguese Brazil
official broadcasts, official Portuguese broadcasts happening right now.
I'll be casting and playing at the same time.
You're doing both.
Yeah.
That's a lot of, that's a lot of lift.
Yeah, I'll be.
I got you.
Thank you.
I got you.
So, so tell me.
What's the goal for Team International?
Obviously, the win.
It's win straight up.
Yeah, win straight up.
And you guys are from all around the world.
How's the chemistry been?
Great, actually.
We just met like everyone yesterday and it's feel like we, like we met months ago.
Yeah, like a fucking family.
Already a family.
I love that.
Can I swear?
Yeah, you can swear.
Oh, yes, okay.
Well, let's pass it down to our Australian.
Please.
Give it up, everybody, for T-10.
Matt, how you doing?
All right.
Okay, guys.
You're here from Oz.
I am.
They say Australians are more athletic on average than Americans.
Do you agree?
My first question is, is who's saying that?
I've heard it in rumors, in circles.
I was the one that started Luma, and that is correct.
Okay, I love that.
So what is your expectation for yourself?
Are you hoping to be carrying the team?
Are you the vibes of the team?
What's your job?
Let's see, confidence, confidence, confidence, confidence.
I'm confident tonight.
I think I'm going to bloody demolish it,
and everyone's going to be demoralized.
Also, I've been in the professional team
for about five times already, so it's going to be a start.
We haven't even started.
You already, we guys don't know at home.
We have a professional booth where all the players,
are you talking trash in other teams?
Well, yes.
All right.
OK.
Well, I'd love to hear it.
Give it up for Tita and Adam, everybody.
And then give it up for Devil Leap.
Tell us where are you coming from.
I'm from Australia as well.
And where in Oz you from?
I'm from Melbourne, or how the Americans like to say Melbourne.
I've heard of Melbourne.
Melbourne, Australia.
Yeah, it is going to sound.
And what is your physical prowess
that you're bringing here?
determination strength and the sheer will to win. I love that that's all you
need that's all you need. Well let's give it up for Debbie.
I tell everybody where you're from.
First of all from Nigeria, first of all let me say let's shake you up, I hear
Adio Laureano, Pani Pani Tiassaro. Yes!
Can you walk me through what that was?
Alright, I just have a quick prayer just telling God to give me speed because that's all I need right now just speed.
Because you're doing the 100 meter dash.
Yeah, that's probably going to be the easiest one of my life, by the way.
You're going up against Joe Bart.
Joe? Joe Bart?
Slow Bart. Slow Bart.
You're calling him Slow Bart.
Slow right now, Slow Bart.
Wow.
So you think you're going to win?
Yeah, I'm going to take it home.
Like I know, is it a first or nothing?
First or nothing, I love to hear it.
Give it up to Enzo everybody.
Yes sir.
And finally, yeah pass it over, we have our last member of Team World 5.
I'm so sorry, sorry, Ray, give it up for Ray.
Ray, I have two things to point out.
First one, you showed up late today and it was your first time meeting your team.
Are you worried about the vibes at all with your squad?
Have you gotten along with them?
I'm worried about nothing.
I'm here to win.
Second off, can we look at your footwear?
Oh no, listen.
Those are crocs that you're wearing right now.
I got some shoes, but I choose not two because I feel like my team is so nice, I don't need shoes.
So you're not even going to wear shoes, you don't need it?
No, no, no, no, I'm good.
You're like that?
Yup.
And what's the expectation for the Worldwide team?
Um, I mean they have it, cause I'm the captain of the team.
I control everything.
He's the captain everybody?
Yeah, you know what?
You guys feel like you have to sort some stuff out, go over to the shades, you all figure that out.
Team Worldwide!
All right.
Oh, guys, your flag.
Hey, international team, your flag.
Can't forget that. Can't forget that.
All right, guys, we only have a couple of squads left.
This one, you might recognize them.
All these people have competed in streamer games before.
Let's hear it for Team Streamer Games All Stars!
Come on over!
Why are they walking so slow?
Yeah!
I first want to talk to the obvious captain of the team.
Can I please hear it?
Katie B.
Katie B. is coming right to me.
Katie B.
Katie, tell the people at home what you're about to do today.
I am about to put on the most athletic performance ever seen on Twitch.
Wow. Straight up.
Maybe.
I have to ask, last year your team bonded. You performed incredibly.
I believe you finished second place.
Yeah, we did.
Team Vanilla, is this squad going to do as well or are they going to do better?
There was a reason we left room for improvement last year.
It was to come this year and take the trophy!
Well, let's go down the line and introduce some of your teammates, starting with everyone
give it up for Stable Ronaldo!
You know, as the most athletic person here, I'm nervous for today, but I'm excited.
I'm going against Joe Bart today for the 100 meter dash.
And you're running 100 meter for your team?
Yes, I'm running 100 meter for the team.
I'm setting the standard today.
Let's win!
I want to hear it.
You setting the standard.
All right, give it up for Nice Wig, everybody.
Nice Wig, save, Sam Butcher.
You've been the best performing streamer games
participant in our history.
It's a lot of pressure to come into today with.
Are we trying to live to that pressure?
trying to just elevate our teammates? Are you carrying them on your back? What's the
vibe? I don't really know. Honestly, you texted me like 10 minutes before the draft
happened or the team selection went through. I have a few people drop. Yeah, you know how it is what it is.
So I'm just proud to be here. Happy to be here. I got a great team. You know, let's have a good time, man.
Alright, I love it. Give it up. Nice week!
Next up, my fiancee.
I'm proud to hold my ring during the event, if that's okay, if you guys can manage that.
I'd throw the paper airplane.
I think you can keep it up.
It's way down.
I've made about 60.
I practiced for about eight hours yesterday.
Thank you.
You've been practicing a lot.
Is it because second place stung last year and you won first?
It did sting last year.
We have a lot.
You know, Katie and I are back from Team Vanilla and we have a lot that we are trying
to represent. We have not forgotten her. And also, Arke and Danny, they are our enemies
now. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So whenever you guys see them, please boo as loud as you can.
Get in their heads. Call them. Ugly. No, no, no. Okay. All right. All right. All right.
Thank you very much, Judy. Five to give it up for Maya, either.
My, uh, people mostly know you as a hooper who occasionally does stuff with animals.
There's no basketball this year, which has nerfed you a little bit.
What do you bring into the squad?
Like, what are the games that people can look forward to seeing you at?
Today, well, first of all, anybody here like animals?
All right.
I smile kind of crowd.
I like animals, too.
I'm doing crate stacking today,
and I think I'm gonna do really good,
because like Cutie said,
all the other teams are really ugly.
You're really well.
Sorry, sorry.
Keep talking, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I'm here to do crate stacking,
and I'm also here to pick up the slack
that's created on our team by Stable and Aldo.
Wow.
Seems like you got some fans out there tonight.
Well, give it up one more time for my Higa team
all stars, everybody.
All right, thank you guys, you're gonna go in the shade.
That's the clip.
All right, guys, we only have one more squad and this team was put together at last of
all the teams because I had the opportunity to become a professor at Streamer University.
I said at this event I would pick my favorite students and I would invite them to Streamer
That's exactly what I did, guys.
Can we make some noise for Team Alumni?
Give it up, everybody!
All right!
Come on through. Who's my captain? Who's the captain of the squad?
Give it up for the valedictorian, Mr. Keys!
What's up, everybody?
Talk to him, Mr. Keen. What's going on?
Listen, we are ready to prove everybody wrong, okay?
We just came back from Streamer University.
We went and changed our lives out there,
and we're ready to prove to everybody
that we can win Streamer Games.
Well, I like what you're saying.
Prove everybody wrong for some context.
If you guys don't know, there's a viewer prediction
that you can do at streamergames.gg.
And you guys were predicted to be the lowest placing squad overall.
I want to hear how does that make you feel is that a chip on your shoulders at the moralizing listen
We have always been the underdogs
The stats I don't care about the stats. It's what we do today. That's all that matters. Listen
We have strength
Chemistry great in determination, and that's all we need to win. We're taking this home, baby
I've heard a lot of things that your team has strength, grit, determination, everyone.
Lordra wants to hear, what are you bringing?
I don't really, I can't say what I'm bringing because I'm really bringing sad class and I'm feeling walking fast.
So I know that four, five minus four is one.
So we finna get first place, second, no, third, no, fourth, no.
It's first for us.
Like I said, we got chemistry, boom.
We was stuck.
And if it's up, then it's stuck.
So we in here, and we finna get number one, boom.
It ain't number two, number three.
That has some pretty big talk.
Who me be?
What are you bringing into the squad
to secure that first?
You know what?
I don't know this, but they call me the tiny but mighty.
And we're used to be underdogs.
We're used to being underdogs.
I'm gonna stop you.
Who calls you that?
Who calls you the tiny but mighty?
Okay, but everyone.
Like a barista at a coffee shop, they'll say that.
There's not rumors, you guys average five foot five.
Let's just go ahead and talk.
From Netflix, people watching at home, I'm 5'8".
No, you are not.
Just traveling at home, I'm 5'8", so you might notice.
So you're tiny but mighty, maybe the smallest average height,
but don't underestimate us.
That's what you want me to do.
Don't underestimate us.
All right, I'd like to hear that get up for Poo Me Bee.
And finally, here I talk to them, what's going on?
You know, I think I bring the whimsy, I bring the aura,
I bring the positivity here.
And you know what?
Everybody loves an underdog.
We love an underdog story.
So guess what?
We don't need to say no more, we just gotta show you.
Ooh!
All right, well guys, give it a one time for Team Alumni,
guys.
Don't enjoy the shade.
That is all of our teams here competing today.
The show's gonna go very quickly.
We're gonna do three games, we have a halftime,
three more games.
I think it's about time though,
we get ready for our first game,
and to help me do that,
I'm gonna kick it over to our casting desk.
Slime, Pete, how are we doing today, guys?
Welcome to the third annual Streamer Games,
40 of the world's top content creators,
have descended upon Los Angeles
to compete for global bragging rights.
We are going to be your commentating crew today.
My name is Peter, and I am joined by a legend of the yard,
street fighter six master and a streamer games alumni ladies and gentlemen give it
up for slime
that's too much that was too much that's too much I don't deserve all that he wore
a suit everybody I don't know why he did that he's the only person and it's
probably in a three mile square radius who is wearing a suit right now it's a
deep regret I carried to this very moment I cannot move for the sweat would
be clearly visible. But I feel good, look good, feel good, feel good, play good, play
good, pay good. And we're going to see some of that on display today with some great,
great competition.
There's a lot, look, I walked around, I met some of these people, obviously I haven't
met a lot of these people, and the French team is just an athletic force.
Yes, I was quivering. I quivered before the French today, and I'll say it, and I'm proud
to say it, and I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'm proud to say it.
I kept my distance.
I could see that they were at least three times as big as I was.
I went to some of the other favorites.
I saw Team USA.
I talked to some of the leaders on Team Mexico.
I can tell you right now, confidence
is not lacking in any of these teams.
But my eye is on the United Kingdom.
Laughed, mocked, written off.
I think that they've got something up their sleeve
that might turn them into favorites.
Connor's a hemophiliac.
That's true.
They do have some faults.
They are not athletic or savvy, but I think that they have hearts and I believe that the
United Kingdom, look, we've been at war with them for hundreds of years.
We kicked them out.
We had the harbor and we beat their ass and we'll do it again.
Wait a minute.
They were our allies.
I don't know.
Okay.
So I think the UK is good, but my other tricky little pick here, I don't know if I could
say that the All-Stars are an underdog, but I'd like to see them not rest on their laurels,
do their best, and give the crowd something to cheer about. They got KDB!
There's a big problem here, I think. KDB is big buckets we called here last year when
I was on the desk as well, but there's a problem when you have people like to clip on your
team, and not just the clip, but the clip likes. People that are going to play for more
of a moment than maybe winning the game, and you need a little bit of that, because if
sweating the game is boring but if you're only trying to like
ruin a clip that's also a balance needs to be struck. I don't trust
streamers to do that. I did run into Ronaldo as I was walking by. Dude you
didn't know who run was right? I did not. Crazy? I'm 42 years old. Isn't that crazy?
And I am living in Japan for 15 years. I'm not tapped in but he said hey man you
look pretty hot and I said hey nice to meet you. He goes I'm Ronaldo. I want you
you to tell the people. I'm from Cherry Oak, New Jersey. I don't think that was right.
And then he said, in 2019, I won this FPS tournament and he gave me like 10 things to brag about
and I told him, I cannot remember all this stuff. He goes, okay, remember today.
I mean, that's a line, right? I'm a fan. What can you do about it? I'm a fan. We do have
chat up. If anyone can correct us in general on things like that. And if you're from New
Jersey in the chat leave but that's that's not they're here nor there but
they're getting ready for a hundred hundred meter dash this one is a little
contentious because I think it's one of the most athletic ones so it's like
Joe Bart is talking in the discord like who can I want to be with yeah he's like
I'm really impressed because they have who is it Ron who's and we're done too much
no I can tell you one thing I did talk to one of the competitors from team
Mexico, Arte, he said, he played, he demanded a top three finish and he's got his eyes on
Joe Barton said, if the wins are favorable, I think I can track him down.
Oh my god, we're getting into it right now, so here's the line up, Jason throws his glasses
away.
Are we going to be calling it live?
We're going to send that back down to the big boys.
I don't know, we'll see.
Well, if, look, if we're here, we're commentating it.
Look at Joe's, look at his muscle.
There it's, come on.
He's ready to go, so reputations are on the line on the 100-meter dash.
The signature event of the Summer Olympics, who is going to reign supreme?
What is the name to Rednenso from Nigeria?
That was the most aura in announcement I've ever heard, but we're going to go down to
the field with stands, and he's going to call this one off.
Let's go.
Go!
Argi Tsukun, Jason Luis, Sabo Ronaldo, Lydia Byland, finally, Sakura, walking down 8th
Oh my God.
What?
We've got a false start claim.
Hold on.
Is that a B.A.
Ardor quest?
For now.
There is Rainezo.
They said the worst thing there is on the start line.
I'm sitting there.
I'm ready to draw my happening.
That was a first place. Let's go talk to our winner guys. Give it up for Team Worldline!
Enzo!
Sure.
Enzo!
How you doing? You said you were going to win that event and you just did exactly that.
Yeah.
That was easy.
And what do you have to say about some people saying there's a false start here there?
I mean, I should have checked you.
Yeah, yeah.
You said go to the VA.
Oh, you're not worried about him.
You're not worried about him.
You want him.
Get out of here.
You win every time.
It doesn't matter.
All right, we have a replay up right now of the end.
Produx, let's get a replay of the start here.
I want to see this claim from Joe Bart that this might have been a possible false start.
Here's the overhead can.
You can see it right now.
There's a running a lot of lane, a lot of lane merging here, a lot of lane merging in a 100 meter dash.
That is interesting. What are those lanes? Hold up, wait, I, I, everybody, I'm sorry. It's our first event.
We're going to the booth. Rest, let's go. Rest, let's go. We have to talk about this.
This is streamer games, this is serious, we're not joking around.
We need competitive integrity, they're splitting lanes.
No lane merging.
Well, there has to be lane merging.
100 meter, it's straight.
Yeah, they couldn't, they're starting on a little bit of a curve.
We told them, hey, just get to the finish line.
Okay, so the lane merging...
The false start is something you might want to look at.
Okay, the false start you said there might have been?
Might have been. There's a lot going on, first event of the year.
The first event of the year, maybe it gets a little nerve-wracking, we'll see it.
Alright, here's our replay.
Well, there's no audio, so that's a little...
Yeah, that is tougher without the audience.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
We're looking at the replay right now.
Damn, Jason Nguyen is slow.
Are you just getting laughed by everyone?
It's a huge gap between, oh, I didn't see the fall.
Yeah, a little bit of a fall there.
A little bit of a trip.
It didn't look like I saw any false start on first place, but anything that was like maybe like an arm fall
Yeah, on the right side. I don't think Rynendo. Can we see that one more time? Let me see that one more time
Let's see that replay just just the very start frame by frame. Yeah
We're just gonna take a look
Yes, yes, something is going on.
We're looking for...
Where is he now? We're trying to force.
He's finishing the third lane.
All right, we have a side angle coming up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
It looks like...
Hold up, hold up, hold up!
That is a full start by...
Stable Ronaldo!
Look at this we got.
It looks like a full start by Stable Ronaldo.
I'll go.
Where's Ron?
Hey!
Ron!
Ron, buddy, buddy, talk to me.
Hey, listen, man.
Hey, listen, listen.
I don't care what nobody says.
This is facts.
Last year, anyone who false started got the spotlight.
I got the spotlight.
This year, he said three, two, one, go, and both of people started without.
Same time as me.
Why do you think I stopped?
He got pushed, no, Bolton, restart that, right now!
We gotta redo it.
Redo that, right now!
We're not running behind the race.
Huh?
Guys!
Here's the fun part about streamer games.
Every decision I make is final.
It is true that stable Ronaldo did a false start
that does not impact who won the race.
I do not think we need to rerun the race.
The race will hold.
You agree?
I get the fair ruling.
It was not Rianenzo who fall started.
He raced it fair.
He won it fair.
I think we give it to him.
All right, guys, let's go to our caster desk.
Let's talk about how the score is going to change with that.
He's got a lexicon of like old radio phrases and stuff
like that. But yeah, I mean, it's almost poetic that the loudest person also cheated.
Wow. He did say remember today. And I think it all down and in for me as he was four
minutes ahead of the rest of the pack, right? And those smoked everybody.
Everyone. They're calling him slow Barton, a shot. I saw it. I don't cosign that. He
did get second, which is worth a lot of points. But that's an evil nickname. Okay,
there it is. There's the actual. Okay, what do we got? Jason, the lean actually
got mugged mid-race.
You hate to be an early star, and you hate to be behind a
late breaker.
That's true.
But look at this.
Sub 10 time by Renenzo.
But that's really good time.
I feel like that is Olympic level qualifications.
It's pretty fast.
So definitely not expected, I think, among people who
stream on streaming, Twitch, whatever, YouTube, whatever.
You don't expect them to be athletic.
This is the first time I saw Dante some person.
No, you were you were like kind of a little intimidating was a little I would cause I watch them all time and then I saw him in person
I'm like he's just and then you said you should see this guy. He's got a heart of fire
He's angry on stream. He gets introduced nicest guy. I've ever there. They're a little meek. They get a little meek in real life guys
It's really true. I this is what shocks me the most is that we've got right in so in first place team America
We knew that they would reach the you know top three somewhere Joe Bart slow Bart
But what's genuinely incredible is that we had between first place and last a difference of just over four seconds
Yeah, yeah, you know that's pretty good. That's pretty close
So the next one that's coming up that did you catch it last year was musical chairs?
I did I mean, how could you miss it? It was one of my favorite events it did and I was talking to Ludwig earlier
And he was telling us how like the run of shows gonna go and he's like musical chairs is usually a lot of replays
And I'm like there's replays if soil is going to be in it and he's like it's always going to be in it
Well, everybody plays it. Yeah
if you guys don't remember
last year it was
He was just kind of slaughtering people on the chairs there and it's fair game
That is yes chairs and that's where you have to you know, utilize the strengths of your teammates
Yes, absolutely
It's almost like the tour de France like you just try to set up one person on the team to to succeed at all costs
The other thing is is I think for most people in the world. This is the first truly competitive activity we ever do
You know you have foot races and then in grade school. You have musical chairs a good point right in caves
We were doing musical rock, right? I mean certainly I was I remember that
It was a long time ago, but we sat around and you have this game
You don't even need to introduce the rules
But if we did have to set it up for some of our viewers who are unfamiliar, can you break down musical chairs?
I mean if you've never played it so the chat unfortunately is a war zone right now. I can see it
There's a lot of robbed loser wig
Joe was cut off guys slow Bart is his new name. I'm sorry
You've got to deal with that
But musical chairs is a game where there's more one more person than there are chairs
And you have to sit down when the music stops and if you don't have a seat you don't get to play anymore
And first of all, let's go back just one second for the mind like what you're saying all these people living in the past
All right
Well, what do you guys even want here? You've got to live in the present. What have you done for me lately?
It's over does it set in stone?
Rob, but you know I can translate. I've read chat you want me to give you a little insight, please
Let it go all right those Ludwig calls the shots. He said it's done. We've got to move forward
There's many, many more games today.
Oh my God, they're gonna be so many.
Well, I'm actually on their side.
All right, hold on, I'll get them off your tail.
Okay.
I'm bald.
Now what?
Now what, Chat?
But you look good.
So I don't think, I mean, I've been to Turkey three times.
What do you want me to do?
Have you really?
No, I haven't.
I'm just holding on for dear life.
This is the end of the line.
It is interesting, right?
It comes for us eventually most of the time, but sometimes it doesn't and sometimes you
can end up looking like a, what's the name, Selbit.
Yeah, he looks great.
Is it, you know this guy, is it like, so he doesn't like have sex?
I think that's, no, that can't be it.
Because I, when I see his hair-
What is his name?
It's Selbit.
But not Selbit.
It's Selbit.
So, first of all-
It's different.
No sex doesn't mean good hairline, trust me.
So in that regard, but he's hair is like what I think I look like when I leave the house.
My God, it looks great.
And then not really.
Cellbits, he's looking good.
You know, honestly, everybody here today, all 40 of these competitors are on top form.
They showed up.
They're going to show out.
And I think that musical chairs, while seemingly very different than the 100-meter dash, it's
worth the same amount of points.
So if you're in seventh place, if you're in sixth place, this can get you right to the
top of the leaderboards. Yeah I mean it's it's it's an equalizer we call it it's
kind of like a throw loop in Street Fighter anyone can play anyone can get a
W if you're determined enough. Now Ludwig he actually told us he was like
most of the time from musical chairs gonna be re-rangling everybody that's
what's happening right now guys. They gather everyone to sit down and he's
actually ready right now so we're gonna go down on the field with Ludwig and
it started with musical chairs very soon.
Alright everybody, I have an important announcement.
After further review, we are re-running the 100 meter gas.
After listening to an audio version of the replay, we believe of the eight players,
seven broke the rules.
So as opposed to DQing 7 and having one winner, we'll be running it again after half time.
For now, everyone's at zero points.
Our first official game that someone can earn points on will be musical chairs.
Let's get to it.
All right.
Guys, here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
Can y'all hear me?
Players! Players!
Listen up!
Guys, this is Musical Chairs!
This is a schoolyard game.
The way this works
is very simple.
You guys
are going to hear
everybody listen!
Hey, you hear my voice, clap once!
You hear my voice, clap twice!
Alright, listen up, it's hot, let's do this effectively.
It's Musical Chairs.
hear a song. When that song ends, you have to have a seat.
There are 40 of you, 4-0. We are removing 4 chairs every round, so 4 of you will be eliminated.
Does that make sense?
This year, while you are walking around, you are going to go clockwise this way with your
hands on your head.
Your hands must be on your head when the music ends.
You cannot do this.
No!
Disqualified!
You are out!
You have to go sit on the chair where it is.
Does that make sense?
All right, and I don't want any of this.
Consistent pace!
I will disqualify you.
We have many reps looking at all of you.
Honestly guys we are going clockwise clockwise
All right
Can you spread out the chairs are labeled the chairs are labeled for which team they are worldwide find a chair with your team
Oh, wait
All right
We're about ready to get it set up, chat.
I don't know what that's, gentlemen.
These local chairs is our highest-skilled game, yes.
There's a U.S. chair right there.
It's both a measure of rhythm, understanding of the DJ.
Shout out to DJ Shake Drizzle, everyone, get up for Shake Drizzle.
Speed, and also decisive sitting.
Waiting for our game scene to ensure all the players are here, ready to go?
Are we ready?
All right, guys!
Hey, Zoell, clockwise.
We're walking this way, this way.
shake drizzle when you're ready play that music all right apparently didn't
work
Let it play for a while, shake.
Let it play for a bit.
We got a bit of a traffic jam.
A bit of a traffic jam.
Little steps, baby steps.
Baby steps.
Baby steps, we have to strap it down.
Faster, faster, we're not going to stop.
Keep it going, shake, don't end it.
Don't end it.
Faster, faster.
Faster!
Move!
Ha-ha-ha!
So, why did this just stop?
What?
Hey!
No!
He pushed the fuck out of me!
Oh, stop!
Oh, no!
Stable Ronaldo!
You are out!
Ray!
You just saw me, bro!
You are out!
Who's our fourth player? Who's out?
Is that a three?
Alright, that's it.
Alright, guys.
All right guys, good round everybody up, everybody up.
Getting a little violent.
Yeah, one thing with musical chairs nobody ever realizes is there's always a chair open
and like four people fight over one chair when they don't have to.
You felt like it was a bit tight?
Well I'd appreciate it if you guys walked a bit faster you guys are cheating.
You guys are removing. I need you guys to be walking. You need to be walking.
See you to what you must but feet. Okay. Everybody got to be walking. I want
not to but it. No standing still Mr. Keen. I know standing still. I know standing
Still Joe Joe don't don't play don't do the officer act with me
I wasn't standing still
Hi y'all
How many chairs we remove?
or
Four chairs out. All right four of you will not move on guys if I see any of you standing still
I'm kicking you out straight up.
I need you walking.
Have a little pace.
DJ Shake, whenever you're ready.
Get ready. Hands on your head. Hands on your head.
Walk, walk, walk.
Left. Left. Left.
There we go. Keep moving.
Now we've got a bit of movement.
Keep walking everybody. Hands on your head.
Keep walking. Parking. Walk.
This is your hair.
Alright, we have our eliminations.
We have our eliminations.
Arky's out.
Alright, everyone up.
We're removing four more chairs.
It's gonna get competitive.
You know, I always put some fun events in. I'm like, hey, streamer games for content. Let's have some fun events.
And then when you put $0 on the line, people start to go crazy.
zero dollars on the line people start to go crazy I'm hearing a bit of drama I'm
hearing word right now there are only two players left from team Mexico team
Mexico are you gonna be able to hold it down you and Danny hold it down Danny
do you hear that only two players left from Team Mexico that's all right
For everyone's awareness, if everyone from your team is eliminated but you win the entire
thing, your team wins the entire thing, and whoever's the last remaining, not average,
it's just whoever the last is.
Hands on your head!
DJ Shank, hit it!
I want to see some walking, I want to see board drum, I want to see some walking, walking,
walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking,
Walking walking hey
Out out all right, what are you one?
All right, don't look don't look don't you store the shade cutie. I uh
You really think that you're
I believe you lost
No, you're where you're at, you're where you're at.
All right, everybody, oh!
Mikey, don't move them in.
Okay, we're falling.
Four more chairs, four more chairs are going to be removed.
Getting a little bit tense, getting a little bit tense.
Connor, let me talk to you real quick, you got into a little bit of a war there.
because you have what a power that other people don't I do I'm gifted the
rotunda just save a big ass all right and accept the most important skill
absolutely that's why I'm next to agent
I don't want to see this group over here. This group. We're walking. We're walking.
Back it up a little bit. Back it up a little bit. There's no room. Back it up. Stand out a little bit.
That's part of the game, Mark.
All right, are you guys ready?
We're getting the chair set up.
Danny Banz, where you at?
You're still holding it down.
All right, every team is still in.
Every team can still win.
Chad, are we ready?
Are we ready?
There are now 24 chairs.
DJ Shake, whenever you're ready.
Hands on your head!
Go, go!
Fuck!
Jaxie walks like a normal human.
Why?
We're walking!
Jason, we're walking!
We're walking! Jason, we're walking!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause!
Dequeen, you're dequeen if you sat.
You are dequeen if you sat.
You're dequeen if you sat.
If you sat on the chair before the music ended, you are out.
Now, hey, guys, I would love to do honor system,
system but if you're gonna make my rest go to the bottom we will
that's part of the song
you said it's out of the system
can't look through the bottom
we got the AR
if your butt touches the chair you're out
if you touch the chair you are out
the AR
a lot of air touchers
oh my god hold that frame
Hold that frame. Hold that frame.
Hold that frame.
There can be a drop in the salt.
Music has drops in it.
Alright, wait. Rewind me.
I need to name everyone. He's out.
Takien is out.
Joelle is out.
Joelle, you are out.
Let me see this one more time here.
Oh, he's checking.
Mr. Keen, you are out.
Touching the chair, you are also out.
Oh, that's a full sit.
sit. That is a full six. I believe that is Lydia Byleth who was out. Anyone up here?
Yeah, move, man, move me up. Okay, do we have them all?
All right, your ass is out, bro. All right, I see literally both cheeks in the chair.
You're out. What do you want from me? Oh, you're out. You're out. All right.
Okay, I
Believe the rest of you are still in I believe the rest of you are still in we're gonna remove some chairs
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Here. Oh
Rewind that Kiera
Did you touch the chair there?
So right now, there's still, by the way, no team that's been eliminated.
No team has been eliminated.
Wait.
Yeah, we're going to the next round.
That counted as a round.
So guys, if you guys don't know if you've never played musical chairs,
you can't see it when the music's still going.
All right, that's the first rule, and then when the music stops, you sit.
That's the second rule. Those are the two rules in musical chairs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold up, I need a replay.
I believe we might have somebody who might have sat in a chair.
Come clean to us. Did you sit in the chair?
I like the honesty. And for that, you're out!
Danny Banz.
Danny, you are the last member of Team Mexico a lot.
You can still win it for your team, but it's literally all on your shoulders.
It's the only one but the winner of Danny Banz.
It's the only one but the one is Danny Banz. I love that.
All right guys, there are 20 chairs left.
Spread out a bit, spread out.
There's some room over here.
Yeah, push up, push up.
Hey, let's get a little more room.
All right guys, don't sit to the music's over.
Hands on your head.
We're going clockwise.
Walk.
None of this, none of this.
We're walking.
If you dance that's okay. I like dancing. DJ Shake hit it!
We're walking. We're walking.
I like to dancing.
Keep walking. Keep walking. Jason walk. Walk. Walk.
Keep walking!
Little fast!
Keep moving, keep moving, just slow down the line.
Simon you gotta keep moving.
There we go.
Keep walking!
Keep moving, double-off.
Keep walking!
No!
Jamie.
Danny is the only person eliminated Danny. That means team Mexico is gonna get last place on this event
Yeah, you're the first team that's out
There's only one and the one is Danny bands
All right, let's get ready for more chairs everybody up
Three chairs, sorry. Three chairs will be removed. Everybody up. Everybody up.
How you feeling, J.C.?
I believe how many people from Team USA up?
One, two, three, yeah, Mari's out.
Alright, we still got four from Team USA. Team USA is currently leading the pack.
Next on the chopping block, the alumni have two, France has two, and actually that's it, alumni in France on the chopping block.
Stay hydrated.
What have you need?
Huh? You need this?
No way!
Bro, I hope you win it. You heard what the winner gets.
20 gifted.
I got you.
All right, y'all.
Fill in, fill in.
Spread out real quick.
Spread out, come on.
I need hands on the head, hands on the head.
Guys, this time,
counter-clockwise, turn around.
Turn around.
Autre sonce.
On marche à l'autre sens.
All right.
All right, shake, drizzle.
Hey, tell me down.
Five, four.
Three, two, one.
Hey, no.
Don't my move.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no.
He's a lot of dance.
That's not a dance.
You need that shot.
You're not allowed to do what you were doing.
Hands on your head.
Walk normal.
Come on. You can't slow down. You can't slow down.
Oh.
All yours.
Go for it.
Go on, Earth.
Hurry.
We got to talk about something.
Slowing down.
We can't slow down.
We've got to talk.
I'm sorry.
All right.
That was too American.
Wait a minute.
Let's do a quick recap. Replay, we see Yana losing to wardrobe in the 1v1.
He's knocked back almost. Oh no, he's just a barts.
Why aren't you knocked out Yana there?
He's getting too quick.
Alright, Yana out. Joe Barr out.
Shoot for America. Martin out.
Alright everybody up!
Everybody up, we're pulling three chairs. Three chairs out.
Same speed.
Okay.
There are only two people left for US, UK, alumni, France, and Canada worldwide and all
stars are currently leading with three people.
All right guys, hands on your head, we're staying counterclockwise.
Hey, no slowing down.
Normal walking.
I'm fucking, all right.
I'm gonna up a little bit.
You up a little bit, give me a bit.
I'm on the good feet.
All right.
DJ Shay, hit it!
Fuck.
Fuck it.
Fuck.
Oh, oh, oh, you are out.
You are out.
No, it's not.
It's not.
Hey, the music didn't stop.
You got baited.
Why nobody see?
So here's the thing about music is it's more than just
getting ball you.
Sometimes it gets quieter and louder.
I believe right there, guys.
Give it up.
First, our seventh place finisher, team USA is out.
What the hell?
That's the question.
The USA has been eliminated.
I didn't sit down first.
But you sat down because you...
So because someone else is an idiot, I lose.
If everybody else does, are you going to jump off the bridge?
No.
So, if everybody else does a cheat, should you be allowed to do a cheat?
I thought I was in the last place because everybody's sat...
I remember the music playing in the front.
Can you rewind that? The music playing in the front.
Yeah, you sat before a cut, I saw you doing that.
Oh, no, it's that, then I'm like, what's going on?
Wardrobe, let me hear your concerns now.
What, then I say.
I have good news for both of you.
All right, I agree that the music was still going.
And so you're both out, and you can both enjoy the shade.
Right over here, guys.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for playing, thank you so much.
How are you winning?
He's out, he's out.
We're going to look at the review, we're going to look at the review.
It's the one that whoever's last alive for the team.
So it's just, if you are the last one alive to team UK,
but you know, I think there's a place for your whole team.
But I won the fight!
No, that matters.
It's like, no, it's first, second, third, fourth.
So like, the first team eliminated all the way to the next one,
It's going to go eight minutes, you say they got seven.
Chad, am I missing anything?
All right, guys, there are 11 people left.
That's right up.
There are nine chairs left.
Now, if I'm looking around, there are very few people
for your team.
All right, example, catch up.
You are the last French person, but you
can win for your team still.
The weight of France is on your shoulders.
Boncahage.
OK.
All right.
Are you guys ready?
Don't sit early.
Hands on your head.
It's tough.
DJ Shake, hit it.
Hands on your head.
Pull it back from my arm.
Keep going.
No slowing down.
Whoa!
Nice switch.
It's out.
Nice, wait, he's out.
Hold up, hold up.
Can I get a replay?
Is that you that hit you?
Is that you?
I just didn't see a replay.
Can y'all look at what wardrobe did here?
Look at what wardrobe did in the back here.
Bro, you went tumbling.
Well, you found a chair, you're still in the contest.
Is Team International out?
Don't be careful.
So, but you're holding it down.
All right.
Everybody up.
OK, pulling two chairs.
Maya, you are the last between all stars.
Feel good?
I feel pretty good.
I don't know.
I'm just walking around, sitting down
where there's an open chair, and it's been working so far.
Sometimes people hip check each other.
Are you worried about that?
I haven't been hip checked at all.
I've just been sitting down on the chair that's open.
and do your way from the music to end?
Yeah.
I like that.
Oh, that's a Maya.
Oh my gosh.
This is small.
Okay guys, I need you to be walking quickly.
Are you ready?
Hands on your head.
Let's get it going.
Shake, come on, let's go.
They should be no slowing down.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
No slowing down, Jason.
They'll be keep walking normal.
Keep going!
Catch up!
And Sakura, you are both out!
That means Team France is going to get, ooh.
Well, it's six and fifth, I believe it's a tie, no?
Team France and all stars are both out.
Go play, go play!
Team France and all stars are going to tie for fifth place.
Four teams remain.
Get up, get up, get up!
Zoyle, a lot of people are saying
that they're scared to go against you.
What do you think that is?
I'm a big one.
I don't know if you remember, but last year you got DQ.
I remember.
I've seen that TikTok a few times.
So what's changing this year?
How are you going to go all the way?
We're going to see why I pull out my ass pretty much.
I love it.
All right.
You guys might notice our chair is going to be in a new arrangement.
Somebody got to get hair.
The way this is going to work is we are walking in an oval.
with me right now. Let's walk. Walk around. We're doing it in an oval. Do you see this?
Okay? What I don't want to see is you guys going real slow. You need to be keeping a
normal pace, okay? All right, everybody stop. All right, hands on your head. Stay in the
same order. Same order. Same order. Whatever you are next to, same order. All right, y'all.
where it's gonna get really aggressive and people are gonna get mad at each other.
DJ Shake! Let's go!
Normal speed!
Walk, Walk, Walk, Step, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right.
Do not grab that chair with your hands! Do not cheat! Do not get yourself disqualified!
Do not slow down, Jason, the lean.
I swear I will kick you out.
Walk, walk, walk.
Keep walking.
Suspense, building.
Teams can be eliminated at any second.
We are in our top four.
A lot of points on the line.
Stealth Bay is out, Jason and Lene, you are out.
Jason, you are out.
Get up, Jason, you are out.
All right, Maya.
Maya, you beat out Jason and Lene.
What's your strategy?
Like, how are you beating all these people?
I'm just bringing in.
All right, guys, we're going to remove two more chairs.
And I believe no one got eliminated that round.
We now have one alumni, one All-Star, one worldwide, and two people from the United Kingdom.
Everyone said they were the worst team.
They're the last team with two players left.
Can they win?
Let's find out.
Four chairs remain.
All right, y'all.
Hands on your head!
Three, two, one, walk!
It's playing!
Hands on your hands, oil!
A little faster.
Don't fall from the drop!
Walk normal, Warjo.
A little faster.
Walk normal.
Keep walking.
All right, finishing in fourth place is Team Worldwide.
Give it up for Team Worldwide.
Come on up.
That's all right, bro.
We got more chairs.
We had to get rid of one anyway.
We had a chair break in the middle of that.
That's all right, it happens.
All right, you guys are all top three.
We're gonna go down to three chairs.
We're doing this one in a triangle.
Can I hand?
Competitors, are you ready?
Guys, hands on your head, hands on your head.
All right.
DJ Shake, three, two, one.
Walk normal.
Keep it up, Zoil!
A little faster!
And...
We have fallen for the drop!
Team UK!
We've lost a member, Maya.
You are out.
That will be third place for Team All Stars.
for Team All Stars, give it up for my Higa, everybody.
Yeah, I'm not gonna wear a person like Warrdrum.
I just sit down.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, say that again?
I said I'm not gonna be no Warrdrum person,
I just sit down.
Warrdrum, you're coming clean here,
you're saying you actually sat down during that beach off.
Wait, wait, wait, so that means,
congrats to the winner of Musical Chance, Zono!
You won!
Warrdrum sat down.
Yeah, I believe in that last round. There was a pub fake on the beat drop.
So here's what's going to happen. Zoyle, because you won, you secured first place.
first place. Alright? And that means Team UK, the team that was
slept on, because we're redoing the 100 meter dash, is first
overall.
Yeah.
However, we still need to do one more round of musical chairs.
You see, we have a tie right now between Team All Stars and
Team Alumni. For second place, I want to figure out this tie
breaker right now wardrobe let me get you back mya mya hega
where's my ad everybody where's my ad they both technically got eliminated for
the DQ so they're gonna race right now for second place they both fell from the
beat drop if you have any problems that it's shake drizzle on x the everything
out shout out shake drizzle my longs for you you both tied we're gonna do a tie
for second and third so it's just you two because UK won they are out so it's
just gonna be one chair you two are you guys ready one song you guys for
clockwise or counterclockwise let's go counterclockwise like we've been doing
all right guys hands on head no grabbing the chair versus sit down and you have
to walk around normal you can't go slow you got to walk around normal all right
All right guys, on our last round, count me down.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Let's go.
We're walking a little faster there,
my little faster there, wardrobe.
This is for a tiebreaker for second place.
Faster.
Little faster, little faster, wardrobe.
Faster, faster, faster, faster, wardrobe,
you gotta go faster.
I'll be here, you bastard, bastard,
we're the way faster, way faster.
Bastard!
I'm nervous.
I'm so dizzy.
You have secured second place for the All Stars.
What do you want to say to your team and the people watching at home?
Check out our first in October.
Thanks guys.
I don't know exactly where the score is lined up, but I know who does it's Pete. It's not let's go to work
after this where the teams are stacking up
Unbelievable so team United Kingdom scores a first-place knockout team all starts finish a second and then team streamer
alumni gets a week third. Slime, you called it from the beginning you chose Zoyle.
I mean Zoyle said it himself. I'm the big one. He's the big one. You know in this
in this game format too you're just fighting Mass itself. Yes you are. Which
is ironic in the the sort of the climax of the tiebreaker is that one of the
smallest competitors squoze into a victory. Yep. And you just you really
appreciate it. So this is the first scored event. Right. Because the event before
that is going to be rerun, that's happening at halftime.
Which frankly, I would like to say, as casters, we've long believed in the integrity of the
streamer games and we are personally happy to see the 100 meter dash played out fairly
and have it redone.
Imagine, imagine just someone says something on a field and that's the law, we don't work
like that, we don't do that, we don't talk like that.
No, I think it would be an injustice to carry out what clearly was seven people out of the
eight participants being false started.
And us keeping track of, you know, keeping this right,
dare I say it?
It's kind of our job.
It's our job.
And we take that very seriously here at the streamer game.
So we're excited to have the 100-meter dash replayed,
as it should be, after halftime.
Let them recharge the batteries a little bit.
Man, musical chairs.
You know, people were sweating.
They were out of breath.
And they also forgot the rules.
I'll say this.
Shake Drizzle, the chosen DJ of this event,
to put a drop in the musical chairs, diabolical.
I kind of like it.
I got to say, I love seeing him squirm.
These streamers, they think they come in here
and they can just play the music
and I'll say when to stop, not on Shakespeare's terms.
It's true, he did exercise what little power
he had over them and I think that's really interesting.
But you know, it's just champion sitting.
It is.
Which to be fair, and to kind of segue into championship,
It's insane to me that the most, the two teams that were completely mocked before the event started was the United Kingdom and the Streamer alumni.
And they sit at first and third, respectively.
I mean, Zoil, they get a lot of shine, but we, you know, see dog very well.
He has a huge ass.
I don't know why this dumper is so big. He's a guy from Wales.
No, here's why. He's on the cyclophan. He's raising money on the bike. He's got a huge dumper.
Yeah, I forget about that and you know what you're reading the list of all the games in your Connor and you're like
That one peaks your interest. It does. I could maybe compete in something like well
I think that if you're if you're like sitting down and standing up as a UK pastime they love cues
They like so it was an easy game for them to win
But the next one is something that I'm personally looking forward to we will be coming back with the paper airplane toss
That's right. This is a serious game people are spending a lot of time and resources practicing this
I did watch QT Cinderella stream and make about 4,000 paper airplanes and sometimes they flew.
You know, let me tell you something. I went out to get coffee this morning
and I came back and QT was in the driveway throwing
17 different varieties of paper airplanes with the measuring tape. So in the audience, there's over 2,000 people here live.
Can we give it up for QT Cinderella?
We have the power.
He just, he's making do anything.
That's correct.
Okay, now give it up for eating breakfast pretty late in the day.
It just works.
We have the power.
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters here.
So let's give it up for Ludwig.
Don't cheer.
If they were in on the bit, I said, next time we do this, Gad, you do not cheer for Ludwig. We punch down.
punch down
see i was waiting right now for them to set up whatever is called sort of
setting up now something i don't know if they decided i don't know if the
papers actually a four
so i i look into this for you really there is a variety of papers that you
can choose from
so she thickness size there's a ton of variety cutie even brought and her own
preferred paper and enough for every competitor to play
oh she wants to verify she wants to verify appreciate that and this is a one
person from each team event, right? That's right. So you're choosing your best, I guess, engineer.
Right. And so on Team UK, I know that Connor and Garn have engineering degrees. I'll be anxious to
see if they're the representatives. But honestly, I think all of us in our life have wasted time and
thrown a paper airplane before. So it's really, you're up to the gods of wind. Dude, I'm not,
I'm old as you are as well. I had this book when I was a kid. It was like how to make paper
airplanes and it had special, and one of them was called the Count. I still know how to make it. And
and it was shaped like Dracula, and I still don't know how to make it, and it flew the
best in the world.
If anyone out there knows how to make the counts.
Slime, you lost half of Chad, I had a book.
It's not true.
It is.
You said I thought it should get to their chat, you big, you girl friends, they are
reading.
We have no idea what you're talking about, it's okay, let it go, it's fine.
We're old, and we have the counts, and we're going to have the scores counted up for you
when we get back from this break in just a minute.
Are we ready to send it to a break?
I don't know are we?
Production?
I thought they said when you guys are done talking about books.
No break yet.
You know actually, I don't want the beats.
Pete's new at this.
I'm very new.
You guys understand nervous?
He threw up in the bathroom and then he went back to shit in the bathroom.
Well it was the first order but yeah.
It was crazy.
Why are you nervous?
Well see, you know I just want this to go well.
And when they said that you were my partner, I remembered our history.
I was frightened to be sharing the desk with you.
But you know what gives me a lot of power is that there
are tens of thousands of people watching online.
There are thousands here at the hallowed grounds of USC.
The home of the Trojans, we're going to be on our own Odyssey,
and we haven't pinned the finale yet.
So I'm very excited to see where this goes.
Very expensive school grounds that we're on.
Let's get a pitch check.
Take off the jacket.
I think we don't.
Let's get a pitch check.
OK.
Let's not, but let's do it because you're my buddy.
All right, I, God, just take this.
So I did dress for the occasion.
Why did you wear the suit?
It's because everyone thinks you're weird.
I am weird.
When I was walking down, somebody,
first of all, I was walking by the beautiful audience.
And they said, they thought I was a waiter.
They said, can we get one Joe Bart, please?
And then these lovely, awesome fans over there, they're like,
Run! Run!
And they said, can you please go get, and I go, actually, I'm-
They wanted you to fetch Ron.
They were, and Joe Bart, and Katie B.
And I said, actually, I'm, uh, I'm commentating,
and then they'd already turned away.
I couldn't believe it.
Ah, it's tough.
So here's what we got.
We have, uh, Uniqlo's Finest.
This is, uh, a clothing store in Japan.
They promised, this was heat-necked.
Did you say Uniqlo, a clothing store in Japan?
Yeah, yeah. Really?
Yeah. I've never heard of that.
Is that famous in America?
Yes. I've been gone 15 years.
All right, pit check, I'm not proud of it,
but just remember it is blazing hot
and my heart has been racing.
Is it bad?
It's bad.
It looks great.
Thanks, you.
Every one thinks looks good.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Here's the thing though,
is that I had the audacity to wear suit
because I care about this experience,
I care about this event,
and I'm gonna try to bring a little professionalism
to this rough shod,
commentating booth that you've operated.
I'll say this in the camera, this is a look.
You like it?
So 808ers on now you have my attention. Do you want me to show you the ultimate aura?
Please if we could punch in right here on the neck tie
But all right. Look at this. We got a little Mario brothers on the tie video game. That's right
Wow, that's not bad. I've never seen that on clothes. I'll give you okay. I'm out. All right, so I
See I don't usually get to talk to people older than me. Yeah, the podcast and stuff
So this is like an amazing opportunity for me to punch down. I guess I am your elder you're punching up
You're like you're supposed to respect this. Thank you. So here's the thing if I could ask production one one thing
Could you please put up the tops eight scores?
So we can just I just want to see where things have shaken out so far before we send it to break
I don't want to be in I'm already in ninth place effectively with your comments. Okay. Here we go
So from the bottom we've got in eighth place been going up
Mexico and USA operating the bottom two spots and
France in sixth this as predictions go has been turned upside down. Yeah, I mean it has and again
It's only one game, but it does it does illustrate the range of what we're watching right?
It's not a hundred meter dashes. It's your wits. It's your ability to sit down really fast
And effectively true.
Then we've also, then we've got Canada and worldwide operating that middle of the ground
spot which is fine.
And then your top three as we stated, alumni, all stars, and shockingly, the United Kingdom,
the sun never sets on the British Empire in first place.
This is against everybody's wishes.
So I can't wait to see where this will be going.
Yeah, what other games are there today?
So after paper airplane, it's archery.
Archery last year if I remember Ron was actually pretty good at that again. He steals your mind Ron
He he makes you think about him when you not really want to think about him that much and then it's great stack
Great stack you guys is gonna be crazy. It's literally they're hooked up. Can they see it from over there?
They're hooked up to like this trust system. That's like it's like as tall as a building and they're gonna be hardest in
In stack no crates. Anyway, I'm rambling. Okay, it's gonna be dangerous
It's gonna be crazy and we will be calling all the action on the ground with Ludwig and from the commentators desk
You'll get more personal insights to how much we sweat and a later day
We'll see you in a bit. Enjoy the break and we'll catch you soon
If you're fast like me then you can also get something fast like the new alien wear laptops
That's enough to keep up with no matter what I'm doing
Oh god, how far is a hundred meters if you guys want when you go to aw.gg.slashloving to get more information
Time, time, time, how fast is that?
Oh my god.
Fellas, do we say 1130 tomorrow? I forget.
No, we did not say 1130 what we agreed on was 11.
11 a.m. Sharp. No, no, no, no, no, you have to say razor sharp
If you don't say razor sharp his eyes go into the back of his head, and he can't remember anything
Also, don't do the fellas voice. You know how that makes you feel. Okay voice is gone
11 razor sharp. I totally got you. I have a small ask though. Can we do a little bit later?
How much later?
7 p.m. Oh my god
Oh my
That's so much later!
Cabo!
Letty, the golden goose, it's good to hear your voice.
Remember when you were blind?
I do.
This is humiliating.
What if we have plans?
We can't just change what we're doing.
Okay, you wouldn't have plans.
Yeah, you have plans?
Anyways, tomorrow, agenda, it's full.
We should review your list of commitments.
You got time?
Kelly, we talked about this.
Leave me alone.
Letty?
If I was your neighbor, I'd think you're dead in there.
I'm at a dinner party.
I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Uh-oh.
It's a wellness check.
I haven't seen you in seven days.
What's the cut of the tuxedo?
Low?
Low cut?
It's low cut.
The band's playing.
I can't hear you guys.
I got to go.
The connection matters.
It has to be ATT.
It's no band.
I've had it.
I've had it with this doubt.
All right, everybody, welcome back to Streamer Games 2026.
We are here in beautiful Los Angeles, California.
Guess how you doing?
All right.
Well, we have a bit of a chiller event.
Some of our more athletic ones are going to come later on.
This next one, though, is a inaugural event here at Streamer Games 2026.
the egg drop from last year, this year, guys, welcome to our new event, the Paper Airplane
Toss.
Now the way this works is quite simple.
We see all of our competitors right here if you want to show them to our crowd, alright?
Every single one of them is going to have five minutes to build the best paper airplane
possible.
They're going to go on to that high rise, they're going to throw it, and you can see
all these hash marks, we're just going to count how many yards downfield they successfully
throw their plane.
After their first throw, I'll give them some time to adjust, maybe make a new one, they'll
have a second throw.
We're going to count the best score, and we're going to go one through eight.
Does that make enough sense?
Pretty simple, no?
Just make a paper airplane and throw the paper airplane.
I think it's pretty easy.
Competitors, are you guys ready?
All right.
All right, without further ado, I'm gonna give you five minutes.
It's not a lot of time.
Five minutes.
Now you can use this time to build, to test,
to look up YouTube videos, to cheat off your teammates.
You cannot ruin someone else's plane.
Okay, that's the only rule.
And you have to make paper airplanes
out of the materials we provide.
All right, so you want to give them the paper first?
Oh, I see. Everyone, crowd around the table right now. Come over here.
All right, everyone, before our timer starts, pick whatever paper you would like and go back to your table.
Just so you guys don't go crazy. Go ahead.
Now, for everyone watching at home, we have provided a bunch of different options in terms of size, thickness, weight.
You don't know there's actually like legitimate competitions for paper airplanes.
It's a very serious sport.
You're gonna see how these guys do.
It really comes down to the research you did beforehand.
I'm only going for the basic paper.
It looks like I've seen people grab the thicker card stock.
Walk back to your stations.
Take the paper with you right now and go back to your stations.
All right.
Now here's the deal.
It's Schumer games.
This is literally as valuable as winning the 100 meter dash, so people don't realize.
So we're now going to see who put the time into learning how to make paper airplanes
and who has screwed their team over.
Alright competitors, five minutes on the clock, your time starts in five, four, three,
four.
Alright time begins, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
You are now in it, five minutes on the clock to make your paper airplane, what do you say
Going for the most unique strategy here, removing the cloth itself, trying to get maybe a firmer
crease on the table, not wanting that softness from the cloth to impact the crease itself.
Most people here are going for a very common strategy, using a ruler to get a firmer crease,
all right?
You might notice they have tape, they have scissors, you can use that to make locking
folds, you can use that to make tighter folds, different folds than normal.
people going for multiple pieces of paper? H&L in a second? Just so you know, guys,
only five minutes on the clock, 40 seconds are currently off the clock. These
competitors are locked in, they understand. This is as valuable as winning
musical chairs, as valuable as winning volleyball. That's what Streamer Games is.
It's the dumbest games I could think of and making people do that for my
content and ad revenue. They don't understand how important it is for them
to win for their team. Locking it over at Benji for Team Mexico. Team Mexico last place overall.
Benji, how you doing? Are you stressed out?
I think Benji going for a locking fold right there.
Donna Lockton has a guide open on her phone. It says World Record Airplane next to it.
I see that. Agent has his chat open. Let's see what they're saying.
Uh, they're LeMau, LeMau, Loll, come on, Yana.
What? Is this your chat?
Okay, alright, okay, they love Yana, love it.
Alright, over here for Team France.
If you're doing a frog.
Okay, let's see if that can bounce down the field.
You only get one throw.
I guess you could make a crumpled up ball.
Competitors, you only have three minutes and 15 seconds left.
Three minutes, 15 seconds.
We'll have to stop building!
We already see Kiera went for the first test throw.
If the competitors are allowed to test throw, obviously we will not count it.
And if it's damaged in the test throw, then that's on them.
Kiera going for a test throw here.
Okay, bit of a nose diver.
Three minutes left, competitors.
Beauty Cinderella locked in.
I have heard that she has been building paper airplanes every single day practicing.
I heard because they're all over my house now, okay.
Over here with Team UK.
UK got first place in the last event.
A lot of pressure to uphold.
Are you gonna be able to secure top four for your team here?
All right, don't put the pressure on you, I get it.
Well, the pressure's already there
because half of your time is gone.
Half of your time is gone.
Agent putting some tape down,
trying to lock his paper airplane in place.
That looks like it did nothing.
Okay, he feels happy about it, maybe that's good.
Then you go in for a second,
is that a second paper airplane?
And you're gonna do practice shows right now?
Yeah, you can practice shows all you want,
but if it's damaged, it's gone.
All right, competitors, only two minutes left.
Two minutes remain, and then your time is done.
Few different strategies coming out.
I'm noticing Team UK using a regular A4 sheet of paper.
I mean, this is like the thinnest sheet of paper
we have available. It's the one that they use on like knife tests to see if it can cut.
Maybe the idea is that it will float better as opposed to cutie with team
all stars going for a thicker car. So you can see the thickness on that 20 pound
sock. Even aware of the actual weight of it. That seems real firm in place.
And oh, no. Oh, no. Kiera just just starting an airplane.
Maybe a backup because she didn't like the performance of the card stock plane.
Hey, sell bit about done. Still working on the one.
So two different strategies for I've been making one paper airplane sticking with it or trying an early test throw and then pivoting
Some people may be pivoting a bit late
Agent you are cutting a piece of paper
All right, well you only have one minute left one minute left competitors
One minute on the clock. Thank you. I don't believe I've seen the test throw from you
All right, that's fair. I don't want to damage it, but then how do you know what to throw?
How do you know a plane to throw? You have two.
It's just a smaller version.
Okay, all right, go ahead.
How is the smaller one?
Not feeling good for Team Mexico. We'll throw that ends up.
It's a smaller one. It's just a square.
Thirty seconds remain competitors.
Your hands have to be up when the time is zero.
at zero. If you do anything more to your paper, you will be disqualified. You need to be holding
your paper airplane with your hands in the air at zero seconds. All right, crowd, if
you could join me. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, hand in the air, hand in
the air, hand in the air. Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Hold the paper airplane.
You can hold your airplane.
Hold your airplane, tell me, hold your airplane.
All right, time is up.
Now we're gonna go one by one,
and we're gonna measure how far they go.
First up, guys, give it up for Benji from Team Mexico.
Woo!
Come on up, you gotta throw.
And guys, no working on your airplanes
if you do your DQ.
Do not work on your airplanes.
All right.
Benji you get one throw whenever you're ready you have a ref who will put a marker down
for where your plane lands.
Alright everybody clear out, clear out!
Let's hear it for Benji everybody!
Take the roll Benji!
Alright Benji, when you're ready.
Okay, one, two, three.
Now, it is marked stance, marked by where it rolls.
Where it rolls, stance, stance, stance.
You can include the roll, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where it rolls to is where we will mark it,
not where it initially touches ground.
Benji, you now have time if you would like to work on a new paper airplane
or if you would like to adjust the one you had.
Okay, all right, give it up to Benji, next up.
Give it up, Yana, from Team USA!
All right, Yana, here's the deal.
Your team has one point total.
You could be the de facto first place
if you get past that flag.
Are you ready?
No.
Well, whenever you're ready, because it's your turn.
Good luck, Yana.
Not bad, it made it quite a few yards.
Y'all know you have some time, go ahead and adjust.
Thank you very much.
This is 11.
You have a stick to hand where you at?
10.
All right, let's give it up for our third competitor from Canada.
We got Agent Zero Zero.
All right.
Talk to me.
Yeah, so.
Talk to me.
Yeah, so, I mean, this is just like a fun throw.
My real throw is my second one.
So this is just what?
Just to let other people sleep on you?
For Schützen giggles.
All right, bro, for Schützen giggles.
Currently, Mexico in first, USA in second.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Three seconds.
That's crazy.
Bro, a paper ball would make it farther.
All right, give it up!
We got Magla from Team France!
Woo!
All right.
What was the strategy?
Did you prepare?
Did you practice?
Yeah, a lot.
A lot?
Favorite sports.
Your favorite sports?
Oh, wait.
Yeah, OK.
Look at it.
Well, all you have to do, oh, you have a little heart on it.
Yeah, because those are but cute.
I love that.
All you have to do to not get last is beat the Canadian.
Oh.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
All right, give it up for Magra, everybody.
Stands up, Levin.
Yeah!
Come on!
Team France.
OK, it's good enough to beat Canada, not last place.
Get your clear, I know just a little bit.
OK.
All right, guys, our next competitor from Team World
Y, these are our top four competitors.
Give it up for Selbit.
I could say anything, but I'll just let the plane do the talking.
Oh, I like that.
That was tough.
He was letting the plane do the talking, early throw.
It's a dart, but it's a nose dive of a dart currently set for third place behind Team USA.
You have time?
Go make another one.
All right, next up here, please get up here for the alumni.
You can go get it. You can go get it. Hold your plan for a moment. All for sound.
All right, Kiera, here's the deal. You have a lot of information. You can see what you need to do.
Benjy was the first to throw. He's also currently first place. What is that distance?
He made it 14 yards. So 42 feet.
So that's the number you need to beat for first place. If you want to do that,
If you need to beat for first place, if you want to beat agent, all you have to do is throw it 9 feet.
I definitely beat that.
Well, let's see it guys. Give it up for Kiera. Good luck.
It's a bit of a process. Oh my gosh.
Good enough for second place.
Kiera will lock that down. You have time to make another one if you like.
All right, give it up for Cutie Cinderella.
Is that to test the wind?
Oh, she shushed me.
The wind seems like it's bearing left.
She's not.
She's waiting for the flag to point forward to throw.
Here's the throw.
Oh, no.
Fourth place is where she currently landed just ahead
of Team Worldwide, it appears.
She has time to make another and give it up
for our final competitor from the UK.
Get on up here, Tenshi!
All right, your team is in first.
Now, if you don't know,
you are one of the only competitors
to use a regular A4 sheet of paper.
Why did you choose the thin piece of paper?
In all honesty, it's just because I had practice on it.
So...
So you were just used to it?
Yeah.
Almost like playing Cho Gath mid.
I don't want to learn more.
I'm used to this.
Exactly.
That's the reason I'm still silver.
All right, well, whenever you're ready.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't know, that's close.
That could be second, it could be third.
It's very tight there.
It is fourth place.
All right, you have time to go make another?
Go ahead.
All right, Benji, we're going to need you back.
So for everyone who's curious how this works,
That was their first throw, they get two throws,
we're gonna take their best throw overall.
So if they perform worse, that's okay.
If they perform better, congratulations,
you get to improve your score.
No, it's your best score.
Benji, talk to me here.
You got first place last time.
Everybody thought of me, everybody said I sucked,
they said I was not gonna do it, and here we are.
Number one, that's either right or.
All right guys, can you, with your feet audience,
Give me a drum roll in the stands.
Benji, whenever you're ready, let the big one fly.
Oh my God!
We've got the music, guys!
I told ya, I told ya, don't doubt me.
Benji improves first place to a final measurement.
Fuck yeah!
What is that measurement? 18.25.
18 yards!
All right, Gigi Benji, you are de facto first.
There are still seven other people who are going to come up with a chance to beat him.
But this is huge for Team Mexico who scored last in musical chairs.
Come on up, USA's Yana.
Yana, come on up.
Talk to me, Yana.
Oh, dear!
What are you scared of?
Uh, and not going far, but we, the best we can do is play.
Yana, you went for an opposite strategy.
Benji had a huge play, you have a tiny play, why a tiny play?
I feel like I have a little more gravity and density.
Gravity and density, I like it.
Drum roll audience.
Ever, you're ready.
Now, unfortunately, Yana, that didn't make it farther than your last play,
but good news, we take the best score.
You stay third place overall until the other people go third right now. Give it up for Yana.
You're third right now, not bad. Agent, it's time. Agent, hold up, hold up. Hold up.
Tell me a little bit about this plane. This right here is a kamikaze plane.
It's not going to make a safe, it's not, it will not make a safe landing, but it's going to make it
somewhere. Somebody called it a sub sandwich earlier, but...
Ref, can we come over here? I mean it has wings, it has a payload, my plane actually has passengers.
Is this a plane, does this count? It is paper and tape and that's all we gave them.
All right, this counts. This is the paper airplane if you'd like to take it close up.
This will count. We supplied everyone with the same supplies. Let me tell you,
I don't think it'll go far, but I think it'll go farther than what he did.
Drum roll for Agent, everybody!
Wow. Wow. Wow.
And he's still lost, by the way.
But Canada is in de facto second place.
Next up, come on up.
Look, we never said what you had to do.
We just gave the supplies and let you work with it.
I respect the creativity.
Magla, what's the strat here?
I just wanted to change the strategy.
I think it's beautiful.
I think it is beautiful.
It's very big.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Take a sandwich.
And you have little, like, side gliders?
No.
It seems difficult to throw.
Don't you think so?
I do.
Drone roll for Magla, everybody!
An unfortunate left turn is going to leave Team France in last place.
That is Gigi.
Give it up one more time for Team France.
All right.
Come on up.
Okay, I tried to honor a farm, I failed.
Uh, so just say that the inventor of the airplane is Brazilian Santos Dumont, so I'll try to honor him right now. Let's go.
All right, I'd love to see it.
Ah, again, let's get a little jump rope for Salvin, everybody.
Currently in seventh place.
That's really good. That's really good.
That might be enough for second place.
I'm gonna let my line judge make the mark here. It's close.
Stanz is on the field measuring whether that's enough to beat Agents.
What do you call it?
Stanz?
I think you think what I...
I need video replay.
Huh?
I need video replay at the last throw.
It's a tie.
Video replay?
They're both 15.8.
I need another decimal.
We need a VAR?
Yes, please.
All right, we're going to take a replay of the throw.
VAR called on the field.
This might be enough for second place.
We are taking a look at the replay, give us a moment.
I need the abomination.
We're going to see where it lands, hold up, we'll wait for the replay here if we can
get it.
This is an actual airplane count too.
We're just going to go off of which one went farther.
Okay.
Do we have a replay available?
No, we need the replay of Team Canada.
Oh, thank you
Okay, hey we see was so fast and then it has a little bit of the bounce
And then we have the burrito throw which is team Canada's we got the clip team national international wins by point
All right, then Selby you are currently second place over to we're gonna give it give it up
Everybody in team international so much agent you are in third place now
All right, next up. Give it up for Chiara, please.
All right, talk to me.
My heart's beating really fast.
So you're currently in fourth place.
You're top four. Obviously, there's two people go behind you.
Yeah.
But that's not a bad spot.
Yeah.
Obviously, you'd love to improve, but they've made it quite far out.
I like the airplane.
Pretty great.
I think it is pretty.
That's a aura.
All right. Well, drum roll for Chiara.
Chiara, let's get your last throw in.
The win check, the gusts came through, that will improve.
It is important you improve, which will make it harder for the people behind you, because
it beats you.
Fourth place right now, give it up for Kiara, we have two left, give it up for Cutie Cinderella.
First one did not go how I expected.
So what's the plan with the second?
Go big or go home.
I like the strat, go big or go home.
Notice I was the only one with the balls to go big.
Well, also Benji.
Benji.
And Benji did too.
And also France.
Also France.
But three of you, yes, yes.
All right, cutie, drum roll for her.
Woo!
Whenever you're ready, take your time.
Waiting for the wind to shift, keep our drumroll going.
Alright.
Beauty Cinderano with a throw for Team All-Stars.
And it nose dives.
That will be seventh place for Team All-Stars.
They get second in the last event, seventh in this one.
one we have our final competitor come on up and stand she from Team UK
all right so far you guys are in sixth place and first overall because of the
first event musical chairs all right good look
it's gonna drum roll and a massive gust of wind they're calling it the tides of
the UK whenever you're ready
And it p-peers out.
Not going to be better than your last.
That will be sixth place for Team UK.
All right, give it up for your competitors.
We're going to go through the order one more time.
First place is Benji from Team Mexico.
Followed by Selbit for Team USA.
Agent for Team Canada.
Kiara for Team Streamer.
You and the alumni.
Then it is the Americans with Yana, the British with Tenchi, the All Stars with
Cutie, and finally the French with Magla. That's gonna shake up our scores.
We're gonna go to our desk to find out which team is in first overall. Look man,
he had a good strat. I gotta give it to him. He had a good strat.
Oh, man. Agent, you dog.
Yeah.
The burrito.
Yeah.
Uh, Cass, just take it away. You got it.
Comically large airplanes in the hands of, uh, incompetence.
Can I say it?
I, you should say it.
I'll say it.
If you can't, then no one will.
It's a, you know, it's a tough one.
Cutie was kind of the favorite here,
because we watched her journey her arc of,
arc of building and engineering and theory crafting and on the day of it's
just not enough. Day of morning of practice non-stop from sun up to sun
down she really wanted this in a seventh place finish cannot feel good for QT
Cinderella. Speaking of seventh place let's bring up the scoreboard and see
where we are now at after two games. Yeah they're gonna tabulate it. Oh they're
tabulated. Yeah. I think you know what was really what really got me was Agent
and his crude, crude idea, which was to bundle a piece of paper. And honestly,
Ludwiz, that's not against rules. No, Ludwiz, you should do this. Is it a plane?
Maybe that's a more philosophical question. Does it fly through the air? Is it
Superman? I mean, Agent, he's always said, you know, never count me out. I think
that, like, these things I'm confident, these things I'm not. He walked into the
and he said, I got some tricks up my sleeve
that you're not gonna believe, and he came through.
So looking at the big paper airplane toss leaderboard,
look at that.
Benji sent it.
Full send.
Eight points on the board, but first in our hearts
with the best throw of 18.25, give it up for Benji.
That's an incredible, look at that compared to eighth place,
which is 5.8.
It's a moggin.
is what it is. But you know it's tough. Building something on the fly to
dominate the skies. It's hard to do. It took us a long time as humans to do it.
Well those two crazy ass rednecks did it in one field that one time.
Selbit did say a Brazilian invented the airplane. I was under the impression it
was the Wright brothers. Yeah. Is there a fact check on that? He could be right. What do I do?
American standard rewrite history. We've done that a lot. I don't know.
All I can say is that Selbit may be incorrect on his history,
but he has second place on those charts.
Agent third, Kiara, please, knocking out a fourth place
finnish.
Then Yonajie, Tenshi, unfortunately, QT Cinderella,
and then rounding out was mad love.
Yeah, the French were never truly meant to fly.
So yeah, you talked about the count earlier.
You did.
It was from a book when I was a little kid.
I probably made a hundred in Zeroplane.
I took one of these sheets that we have with all the people
on them, and I was like, do I still know how to do this?
My muscle memory as a child allowed me to reproduce the count.
I haven't made this since I was single digit ages.
You know what I think?
I think you should send it.
You want me to send it?
To the great beyond.
It's got a little triangle on it.
Some of them look like they count.
I want to try and see if I, it's obviously
going to fly really far.
But I want to do this for me.
Will you all join me on this journey of my childhood?
Let's give it up.
All right, we don't usually do this.
Ladies and gentlemen, eyes and ears
at the third floor over here at the back.
Slime is adding his plane to the contest.
It's so pathetic that you do this to me.
I guess I deserve this from making fun of your armpit.
You do.
Oh, well.
Not a pathetic.
I'm not going to lie.
The count is down.
It's over.
It's a knockout.
So here's the thing.
You made you.
I was talking to you during the event.
And you said, uh-huh.
Yeah, the waiter should have taken it back.
And you spent 20 minutes making an airplane.
What are you talking?
It was not 20 minutes at all.
I made it every two minutes.
My muscle memory's still here.
You looked up a diagram.
No, I didn't.
You're lying.
And then you chucked it, and it went straight to the bottom.
This is all because I told him you went to the bathroom
and pooped a bunch, and then it grew up.
That's the one.
That the vomit was the added unnecessary.
I did not vomit, and I don't like that table talk here
on the commentating desk.
We're setting up right now the next event's
going to be archery.
Actually, I'm looking at the run of show.
We might have switched it up.
We might go into halftime into the 100 meter dash rerun.
Just hope there with us we're gonna see what's confirmed.
But I know Joe Bart wants blood.
He does.
And I respect that.
We've been making fun of him.
When he was like set, what do you call it, set on the track?
Yeah, you got it.
Vascular.
Yeah.
He was pumped up.
I mean, like, look, we used to have that,
but the raw strength of youth may be spent.
We did.
We used to be really athletic, you and me.
And then we look at Joe Bart.
And you guys are saying, slow Bart,
you're, you're sending all of these, these incredible insults towards them.
I think if you run it back fair, I do think that it might play out the same.
I, I, I, that's what we're here to do.
Okay. So that this is going to be the run of show guys. Uh, when, when they,
when they tell us we're going to throw to the halftime show,
which I think a lot of weeks ago I went to compete against a person from the
audience and they're going to like win something, probably an Alienware laptop,
which is pretty cool. If not, we'll just make that happen. Uh,
Redoing the 100 meter dash and then archery crates like volleyball to close out the day
So actually not even half over yet. Can we is there a actually tabulated?
Total score that we can take a look at I would love to see what we've got in terms of total rankings right now
And who's who sits atop the leaderboard? I don't know they might be tabulating that still
But I would like to because we know that Mexico or the United Kingdom won musical chairs
So right so they were in first and they didn't have a very good showing on the a paper airplane toss
So right now, it's literally anybody's game.
It's still a very early, early game to do.
Sorry, someone in the chat just said, kill the commentators.
That's what can you do?
Oh my god, guys, we have a marching band.
And they're getting ready.
And we're not supposed to throw yet.
But it's actually, I think, the USC marching band themselves.
These are actual real USC marching band students.
And that's the halftime show.
So you guys gonna get this is actually like real collegiate experience. Did you ever play an instrument? Yeah, I played the drums really?
I did oh my god. Let's start a band. Let's not let's focus on our duties today
And we're gonna sit if you guys don't like us you are gonna love the USC marching band. They are simply incredible
It's you might even see them on the Rose Bowl you think played certainly that Reggie Bush and Matt liner
Here's the overall standings right here is what you wanted so worldwide in the lead and it's pretty clean
It's pretty even except for falls
But still, this is a complete reverse order of total points.
Worldwide, alumni and the United Kingdom were all ranked by your predictions as dead last.
And they've turned the script around and they're currently leading on the podium.
While the favorites, the United States of America, France is the dark horse, and Canada
sit at the very bottom.
Now even though only a few points separate the first place from the middle of the pack,
It is going to be very exciting to see the 100 meter dash redone when we get back.
Oh my god, and it could just like, because if you remember the fastest runner in that
some say illicit first 100 meter dash was a member from the Worldwide team.
That's right.
So, you know, that's all I'm going to say.
Do you know the song Hungry Like the Wolf by Durand Durand?
Yes, of course.
Really?
Yes.
made a version of that song based on the French French. Okay. And it became a
smash hit. Okay, let me hear it. I literally cannot sing it on this
broadcast. Okay. Because they would have to send me home. Okay, well, we're not
going to be able to share with you guys the luxurious tones of slime, but we
will be able to give you the USC marching band a suitable replacement if
you ask me. Yeah, soon enough. Yeah, so we got them lined up. They're gonna be
setting up soon. And this is live from University of Southern California. This is the only time
that we've been on a college campus in 20 years. So it feels good to be back. Do you
have any predictions going forward that when we get back to the games of a team to watch
or a certain player that you'd like to keep an eye on?
I think it's going to be a dead heat between Joe Bart and I'm sorry I forgot his name again.
I use my sheets to make a paper airplane, uh, Rainezzo, uh, Rainezzo, I'm so sorry,
from Nigeria, which is a crazy trip to make to just, just to run and destroy a bunch of
streamers in an actual foot race, which is kind of cool.
I think it's great.
I think that my favorite events, the crate stacking is something that I, like, I'm really
locked in on seeing in the writing of the bull as well.
But if you are-
I forgot about the bull.
The bull is here, yeah.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let your ears swim in the splendor of the USC marching band.
One, two, three!
Honestly, just such a big horn.
They make horns so big!
Have you never seen a marching band?
No!
Ah, no, I mean, I've seen marching bands.
But that way, you know, it's not just about playing the instrument.
You've got to be a show person.
Yes, and the, I mean, the USC marching band is one of the best in the nation.
Every college has one, but that was a real treat.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the USC marching band!
He loves it.
I love that.
He loves making a mark back.
Well, they did, I mean, they were absolutely fantastic.
So we've already been treated to an incredible half-time show,
and we're going to still be bringing you three or four more different games today.
And one of you in the audience will have a chance to battle
the great athlete Ludwig Ogred.
Athlete in asterisks.
A big time. And if you beat him and you can survive his excuses, he makes more excuses.
That's the true gauntlet.
is listening to him explain why actually he was the winner the whole time he's
got a gold medal in mental gymnastics but I'm not sure that he's going to be
very good today which means that he's setting up you to win what is the what
is the price for beating him I don't even know but he'll tell us it's
probably something cool I remember I was being like oh that's actually pretty
sick it's something you want to go up against the guy like Ludwig to get yeah
But yeah, it's good.
There is an incentive for you guys.
There's over 2,000 people here live at the stadium.
Try to be the one selected.
There's going to be a couple of opportunities
to play off against LUD and win a prize.
And even if you lose, I'm sure they're
going to give you something.
But right now, all of the winnings
that we've tabulated, Team United Kingdom in first place,
in the driver's seats, a little bit nervous.
I talked to them on the ground about the 100-meter dash,
zero confidence.
Man, we gotta get together and just watch it Dante stream one day.
I would love that.
I think it would really open, it would open up your mind in certain pathways that maybe haven't been opened yet.
I think anger and frustration is kind of synonymous with league and I just, I just think I'd hate it.
I've never played League of Legends.
It's not even about that. Like, you don't need to know who Hecarim is.
Hecarim.
You don't need to know what he does in the jungle and why he has to fight for the red, but you don't need to know that.
You just need to understand the feeling, the emotion.
And that's what streamers like him give us.
Yeah.
Raw emotion.
Which is also what the streamer games give us.
It is.
Which is incredible.
Though I've never seen a lot of Dante's,
he's one of your favorite league streamers.
Watched him a lot.
I've watched a lot of Dante's.
And he was he was, I'm sorry, to ask,
was he racing in the 100 million?
No, he hasn't done shit all day.
OK, so like a league player.
They just sit behind Faker and then they count up championships.
My goat Zeyu's did nothing.
I'm just throwing out terms I heard other people say.
So yeah, I get it.
But I'm excited to see him.
I think that he is one of the people
that you told me to keep an eye out.
I'm most excited to see Nicewig get back into the games.
He sacrificed his foot on the first streamer games
in the Tug of War.
He did, I remember that.
And now his head's shaved like the Punisher or something.
I know, it's crazy.
This one.
I didn't even recognize it.
Where'd all of it go?
Hey, man, if I could pull it off, I would do it,
but I'm afraid this is the last ride for me.
So we've got nice wig, I'm keeping an eye out.
I haven't seen Ray Asian Boy do anything
except for complainant musical chairs.
Ah, who hasn't though?
You know who I've become a quick fan of is Wardrobe.
Wardrobe, I think he was excellent.
And I think him and Zoil being in the top three, it was perfect.
But you know what's even better than Wardrobe?
Better than us?
Sending it down to Ludwig so that he can battle one of you.
Ludwig, take it away!
guys what is up we are back and before we jump back into the competition I seen
a lot of what you guys say online about me 31 year old shud a lot of people call
me in red which is true so I figured today we would settle the score I'm
I'm going to pick one person from the audience to see if they can beat me in a 1v1.
Now, here's the deal.
This is our Alienware 1v1 powered by Alienware, so I'm only going to pick people who have
the Alienware banner, wave it up.
Wave it up.
You don't have it.
I'm not picking you.
You don't have it.
not picking you. Interesting. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You guys don't even know what
we're going 1v1 in. What do you mean it doesn't matter? It should matter a little. I'm good
some things. We're going 1v1 in archery. You think you can beat me? You're right
there with the Red Bull game standing up. You think you can beat me? You think
you could you because everyone else is gonna be so mad when you get back if I
I beat you.
All right, come on down.
Come on down, we have our competitor.
We're gonna do this again tomorrow.
We'll see who they are in a moment.
Just for your guys' awareness,
if he is able to beat me,
he's gonna win Alienware's flagship 16-inch
Area 51 gaming laptop,
a portable powerhouse they call it,
with anti-glare OLED,
The very same blot top I use on the go.
If you lose, you'll receive an Alienware 39-inch monitor.
How you doing?
All right, talk to me.
What is your name?
Your name's Luis?
Why do you think you can beat me?
Sorry, I want to recap that.
You have never done archery ever.
I got it though.
And you think you just got it?
Yeah.
When was the last time you shot?
Literally last week.
You still want to do this?
I do.
All right, Luis, let's go.
Get up for Luis, everybody.
All right, we're going to run to see the exact same way we're doing the competition.
I'm going to give you a bow and arrow.
Luis, be safe with the bow and arrow.
Don't shoot at someone.
You're going to shoot at the target.
I'll give you three shots.
We'll add up your score.
Then I'll get three shots.
We'll add up my score.
If your score beats my score, you get the laptop.
you get the laptop.
Guess what happens if you lose?
I'll get a laptop.
Guess what you get?
High five?
No, brother.
You get this.
39 inch 5K OLED monitor with RGB stripe technology.
So you win no matter what.
Put your rebel down over there, man.
You sponsored, too?
All right, Luis, get over here.
All right, here's your bow.
Now, are you right or left handed?
Are you figuring out if you're right or left handed
right now? All right, all right, I'll give us, you can do a practice shot. So keep
bowed down, grab your arrow. I'll give you one practice shot, okay? All right, we're
gonna do it from the turf, this is your line, so you can't step on it. All right,
this will be my target, that's your target. All right, I'm gonna teach you how to
do this real quick. All right, just keep it down for now, I got you. Put it in
above his broadspark, right here, right above that, that's where you're gonna snap
it in. Guys, Luis is screwed. Snap it in. Okay. And now keep it down for now. Then what
you're going to do, two fingers below one above, you're going to pull, bring it to
your chin, aim. And if you're like me, you'll get nine points. If you're like you, go ahead.
Give it a shot. Pull. Don't worry about that top finger. Let the thing do.
Put your arm up, hold your chin, and release.
Alright, that was a practice round.
That was a practice round.
I'm going to pull my arrow out, okay?
And then we're going to start for real, please don't.
I got a five.
Okay, that was not good.
I thought I did better.
Three shots.
Are you ready?
I'll give you three shots.
You get to do all three of your shots.
Guys, can I hear a drum roll for Luis?
Seeing if he can win the Alienware 1v1.
Notch it in, you can a little lower.
Alright, so when you pull one above, two below, pull it to your chin right here.
This wants to go up here.
Now pull it.
Alright, at least when you're ready.
You've never done archery?
What the hell was that?
All right, two more shots, two more shots.
Notch it in.
Don't be nervous, bro.
All right, take your time.
Luis, with his second shot, drum roll.
That's a miss.
One off, one off, last shot.
Luis, are you ready?
This is it.
You have to hit this, bro.
Luis, everyone's gonna tear you limb from limb
if you go back, losing.
They're gonna mull you.
You got this.
Shoot while breathing out.
Let's walk up, let's walk up.
Let's walk up together, because I haven't gone yet.
Let's just do a quick recap.
That's one of your arrows.
Luis, that's on the ground.
This is your second arrow.
I'll give you a point for this, this miss.
I'll give you one point, I'll count that.
And then you hit an eight.
So you got nine.
I have to beat nine.
Luis, I'm a nice guy.
I'm gonna give you, you get three shots.
I'll only take two shots.
Hi, Luis. The score to beat is 9. If I get bullseye, it's already over.
We're starting over.
We tie if I get five, it's over.
This is my last shot.
Gigi, Luis, let's take a look together.
Six, six, twelve, get out of here Luis!
But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys,
Got some good news
You're still going home with the 39-inch 5k old
I'll give you guys another chance tomorrow to beat me, but next time give me someone better
Let me get your ass back to the stands man. Give me the bow, bro
You're not odysseus bro. Get out of here, man
All right, y'all
It is time for us to jump back into our contests
Yes, it's time for us to jump back into the 100-meter dash.
Desk, what happened last time?
Why are we doing it again?
Can you let everyone know?
Yeah, before that, does Ludwig know that he is the villain?
That he's my 100-meter dash runner?
I do think that when you amass a sort of following
and a popularity and money and all these things,
Ludwig has amassed.
If you don't use it to humiliate someone
from a big crowd in an ancient game,
What do we really do?
Bro's calling, you're not a DCS.
And then I can easily hear him saying,
someone get these beggars out of here.
He's become the bad guy.
I don't know why he did this in one sponsored giveaway.
Maybe it was because it was sponsored,
he had to make himself the villain.
But it is kind of nice that you just get to get
a giant monitor also even if you can't shoot a target.
Absolutely.
Guys, you are aware earlier in the day
there was a little bit of drama.
Yes, there was.
And we can't stand by that.
We can't because there was a couple of false starts,
maybe more than half of the false starts.
Seven of the eight.
100-meter dash, Beta's false started.
The outpour was so intelligent.
And unanimous.
And unanimous, especially between us,
that we are redoing the 100-meter dash.
Now, a keen observer will notice that Enzo
kind of destroyed the whole 100-meter dash
without even a false start.
Yes.
It's kind of like a 1v1 between Joe Barton and Enzo right now.
I don't know if it's the same as Enzo.
I think it is, it's Rhydenzo.
Okay, Rhydenzo.
And they call it a mezzo in the chat.
So I'm using familiarity to apply that.
I didn't know you guys were gonna say that.
I got you.
Don't touch me.
We're not, okay, so I got in the contract.
So here's the thing, is that with 100 meter dash,
this is the signature event of the Summer Olympics.
And everybody had already chosen Joe Bart
as the presumptive victor.
And out of nowhere, the international team smokes him.
And it wasn't just by a few feet,
it was by a horse's length.
So we're gonna see if we run this back.
We're gonna get everybody on the same page.
We're gonna fire the gun
and we're gonna conclusively find out
who is the fastest athlete at the streamer games.
Any predictions?
Final chance to put your name on it.
I mean, it would be kind of a Cinderella story
of Joe Bard after all that mess that he talked
kind of just zooms past everybody.
I think that'd be really interesting.
But man, I saw how Enzo ran, dude.
It was just, it was a really big gap.
And then there's also, we can't forget Jason Wayne.
Jason Wayne, he just kind of failed.
He just failed.
He just failed that.
And that's interesting too.
It is.
It's an interesting competition.
So you've got Jason Wayne and Ronaldo,
some of the biggest streamers on the planet
competing against each other.
Can one of the core boys please step up
and put your name down in the annals of history
and get at least a top three finish.
All eyes will be on them and the rest of the competitors
as we crown a victor.
That's right, the Anals are waiting for you.
No, the Anals.
It's the Anals.
And they're waiting for you.
So, all right, they're getting into place.
People are already stepping up.
UK, we're looking for at least a top,
well, bottom three would be nice, six, seven to eight.
Kind of get in there.
Ronaldo, got a steely gaze.
He's locked in.
Jason tying the shoes.
Let's see, he's clapping his hands.
There's Joe Bart, Joe Vascular.
And he's, there's the champ, the champ's ready.
He's saying, hey, look at them all talking about their lines.
Like, no, ah, ah, ah, shoo, shoo, shoo, toe, toe, toe.
We're getting this one on, like, definitively, no mistakes.
I don't want to hear shit in the chat.
Yeah, I don't want to hear shit after this one.
You guys, all you guys been talking about?
But I swear to God, if there's any yapping after this,
I will leave this commentary desk,
and then you'll all be really sad.
We're going to go down to Ludwig right now.
Bob that, Bob that, I know you're in that motion,
you're in that one right now.
Let's get in the 100 meter dash redo.
You're disqualified.
I'm gonna say ready,
war.
Okay, number four,
you're standing between the dash lines to not cross over.
Five, six,
you're seven, two, one, two, eight.
You're complete, I'm just gonna fly.
Oh, that's a complete, okay.
You're here.
Do not leave your lane if you do you're disqualified.
I'm gonna go ready, and then I'm gonna sound the horn.
That's it, ready, sound the horn.
You leave on the horn, I'm gonna come down.
I'm doing ready.
Yes, it's just the horn.
Come to me.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
Who are we missing here?
No one.
Yes.
You see it, right?
You stay in one.
All right guys, here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
I need everyone to understand what's going to happen because we're going to get disqualifications. I already know it
I'm gonna be standing there
I'm gonna say ready
And then you're gonna hear a horn sound
I'm gonna wait like five seconds if you leave before the horn you're gonna see here a second horn sound
It's gonna sound like this
Okay, if you hear the second sound stop that means I have to go and disqualify someone
You all have your lanes you see these green dots you see the numbers you see the lines
If you leave your lane disqualified
We cannot do a test run because we already did one this morning
All right, I'm gonna give it to you one more time just so you hear it
This is what it's gonna be like. This is not for real. This is a practice. You're gonna hear ready
And then you would go
Okay, do you understand?
Do you understand ready?
If you hear a second horn, what does that mean, if you hear a second horn, what does
that mean?
Stop.
All right, guys.
Are we ready?
Crotter, are you ready?
Guys, feel free to cheer the respectful of our competitors, please.
Broadcast, are we ready for the race?
All right, guys, without further ado, it is time for the next round of the race.
ready for the race. All right guys without further ado it is our second and final 100-meter dash.
Competitors ready!
I'm just testing, I'm just testing.
Okay, I'm just testing.
All right, sorry.
Audience, are you ready?
Broadcast, are you ready?
All right.
Competitors, ready?
And we're off.
It's a mad dash.
Three peak of this morning.
Splashes of brilliance.
Red Light Cross, it's Enzo.
It's Enzo, it's Jocard, but even Arky third, last place to curl.
My gosh, what a blur.
Wait, I'm curious, is that the same exact order as this morning?
Is that literally the same exact order?
the cries for scams rigged reset and it's the same order we'll find out our
desk will handle that information for now let's go talk to our now unofficial
and official champion of the 100-meter dash, Enzo give it up for Team Worldwide! Enzo,
So, Anzo talk to me.
I'm a baseball.
I love my spirit.
Well, good deed.
God did.
Yes.
God did.
All right, Anzo.
Get it up one more time.
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
Speed.
I'm coming for you.
I show speed.
Yes.
All right.
It's a little bit of a call out.
Well, you heed the call.
Guys.
Archery.
little replay of the finish.
We see Enzo crosses first.
Then Joe Bart right after.
To get a look at the rest of the scores,
we're going to go over to our caster's desk to break it down.
Let's see what the difference were between this morning
and now.
Caster's.
I told you we didn't need to replay the race.
I didn't say anything.
I would never say anything.
I knew it all along.
Anything about that.
Unbelievable.
It is interesting, isn't it?
How similar the results are from the first time they raced
and the second time they raced, not just the first two,
which is what we all keep our eyes on.
But everybody, everybody, down the line,
it was exactly as we predicted.
We're gonna be looking at the official times.
If he's sub 10 again, I'm gonna go, look at this replay.
It's an insane start.
Why not just back?
It's much cleaner than everyone too, which I like that.
Everyone did have a much cleaner start
and I do really appreciate that.
But it's kind of, I will say, Jason better showing.
But man, look at the distance here.
Joseph fast guy, Enzo's just faster.
Yeah, Enzo did the Usain Bolt look behind
as he's crossing at the finish line.
There is going to be zero controversy on late starts.
The acceleration, the top speed.
Look at these gapping the field.
This was not just a performance.
I would say this is one of the most definitive performances
and the three years that we've ever had the streamer games.
You know, and I think it's-
Look at them look back right here.
Look back.
Right there, I'm coming for you speed.
Said yup.
And the call out too.
That's a bit aggressive.
You know, and here's the thing,
I actually competed in one of an event like this myself.
It was called the Hot Dog 100,
where you eat a hot dog and then you run.
I can eat a hot dog very fast.
How about the running?
So, and the running is way different.
I ran in this, this was during Fast 50,
which is a Ludwig event last year,
and people said I looked like an action figure
that had come to life and was learning how to run,
or that I had a full diaper.
You look like the Quapi game where you're playing.
I look like Quapi.
Yeah, and it's tough.
So a different time, actually,
and I don't know if this timing is super, super accurate,
but it's about a second and a half less than earlier today
for Enzo as well.
So however you wanna spin it, though,
Enzo got the first place knockout.
Joe Bart or slow Bart still finishes second which is probably I'm saying I don't know the guy
I'm only gonna say that a couple more times, but I'm saying he got second place. That's a powerful performance
Archey who said he guaranteed pre-show. I'm gonna get top three put that on our books. He got there
Then we got suku and fourth
Jason the ween and stable Ronaldo trying to unite the core boys by saying let's just give them top four and
and we'll start from the bottom, and then Lydia Viola representing the UK and Socrates finishing in 8th place.
It's tough to be 8th. I think a special shout out to 8th place. As a fellow slow runner, we see you.
That's all I wanted to say.
I do see them in 8th. It's sad because you only get one point for that.
But here's the reality is that the team captains have to pick and choose where they put their events, right?
only only two events maximum per competitor?
I don't know. I don't know how it works.
But yeah, you can't just like send the one person in that's good at everything.
You do need to make sure you disperse it properly.
And here's the full look at it.
God.
Incredible. So in bottom, the bottom of the barrel,
ho ho ho baguette, France sitting at dead last.
Very disrespectful.
Disrespectful of that.
And it would be disrespectful to take a song like Durand Durand's hungry like the wolf
in the angel lyrics and make it about French people.
We don't do things like that.
I teach you etiquette.
I want Reds to win, but they're sitting at the bottom.
And then we've got Canada, the All-Stars,
and then Team USA, which I've long abandoned.
They're on the bottom, right?
So looking up at our top four, a surprise entry.
The United Kingdom, currently in fourth place with 13 points.
Mexico, El Tri, with 15 points, with Archie's latest run.
The Streamer University alumni sitting squarely in second and team worldwide in five points.
I had a second place with a total of 20 is your current leader.
It's pretty good.
It's a pretty big lead and the leads can change.
There's a ton more events to happen but the thing is like we all went in and we're like
the French and this on this team, they're just all like athletes and they're really
powerful and they're really scary and now they're at the bottom of the board.
So, we'll see.
Well, see, here's the thing.
This is just day one of the events.
And you can see right now, we've only had three,
I believe, three official competitions,
and there's plenty more.
And speaking of, let's go down to our host
and the presenter of the Streamer Games,
Mr. Ludwig Ogren.
All right, everybody!
We have just two events left today.
Today's almost over, guys.
I hope you've enjoyed it so far.
We'll be back, of course, tomorrow, same time, 2 PM.
But for now, it's time for us to go to our next event.
It is time for archery.
If you let go without the hero, if you shoot without...
What is it?
It's bad for the...
The goal, it can break.
It's okay, be careful.
All right, guys.
Listen up, competitors, competitors.
Bo's down for now, Bo's down.
And I need everyone competing to listen up.
Here's the way this is gonna work.
Right now you are split into two groups of four.
You guys are gonna get three shots each.
The top two move on to the finals.
The bottom two are out.
The tiebreaker will be your score.
Now, extra notes.
You can come with me, come with me.
So you can see here.
This is a normal target, but there's an apple and there's a beautiful man below it.
If you hit the apple anywhere and it's through the apple, you get 22 points.
If you hit me anywhere, you get minus three points.
Okay, do you understand?
Minus three plus 22.
Don't hit me.
Hit the apple.
Or if you want to be safe, you can hit above.
I'll give you all one practice shot,
and then we're going to do it for real.
Now, two rules with the arrows.
First, do not dry fire.
Don't pull it unless there's an arrow in it.
It's bad for the bow.
Second, don't point at someone.
OK, don't point it at anyone, even if there's no arrow in it.
I literally saw a clip on Twitter of a guy killing
50 suitors with a bow and arrow.
It's very dangerous.
So please, make sure you hold it down.
I'll say ready, and then you can fire.
Okay?
All right, let's go over there.
Let's get our first practice shot in, everybody.
This practice shot will not count.
Has everyone put an arrow in?
That's up to a complete?
Okay, okay.
Bend to a point, and you want, okay, pass it.
All right.
You guys can put your arrow in, bows down,
Arrows in, put the bow towards the floor.
They practice shot, this shot does not counts.
You can latch the arrow in.
You do above, no?
above the notch just you guys just you guys for your team let's see how you got
it where'd you notch it perfect let's see where you not shit just above just
above yep all right guys make sure you're only pointing at your target
Ready!
Alright, fire, you can fire whatever you want.
Alright, bose down.
Alright, bose down, bose down.
Now this was a practice, but I believe we only had one person successfully get the arrow in,
which was Kako, and then we had three misses.
We'll see how this goes.
Ah!
I'll think it's not a secret.
Ricochet off what?
Alright guys, that was your practice shot.
We're going to do three shots for real now.
Guys, we're going to do one shot at a time.
So we're going to go ready, shoot, ready, shoot, ready, shoot.
After bows down will count the score
All right ready your bows
Just keep them ready, you know don't pull yet. Don't pull you just keep like keep it to you
All right arrows should be in okay listen up
All right, you can fire whenever you want. This is our first real shot. You guys are ready to fire fire when you want
Everyone can fire at the same time. You guys can fire when you want.
A miss from Conner.
Hit from Yana. Miss from Katzow.
And a hit for Canada.
Next arrow!
Just so you know.
If at any point they hit it.
Well you guys can ready your arrow. Do not aim yet.
ready your arrow ready your arrow just ready attention no puzzle talk puzzle
talk ready the arrow all right audience round of applause gonna get a
jump roll okay you guys you can now fire your second shot go ahead you guys
are ready fire when you're ready
Donna hits me that's minus three a miss from cats up a miss from Connor
Cocoa still gets a shoot.
Whoa!
And a direct hit on me for Cocoa, that's going to be minus points.
Alright guys!
Ready your final arrow.
This is your last shot. Ready your final arrow.
They're allowed to. They're allowed to talk.
Ready the final arrow.
Do not shoot yet. Just ready the arrow.
Okay guys, it's your last shot. Make it count.
Round of applause, gonna get a drum roll audience.
Top two move on, bottom two eliminated.
Archers, fire!
Hit from Conner, hit from Katzow.
a miss from Yana and it hit from the corner.
Bows down, bows down, bows down, bows down.
Wow.
That was pathetic.
My god.
Connor, low number was first arrow.
Second arrow.
Third arrow, you might notice.
Not on the board.
zero points for C-Dog VA.
Next up, we have Pats Up with France,
which is two misses and one two-point arrow,
two points for Team France, two points.
Next up, we have Yana with a hit on the board,
but it doesn't count for points.
a five-point arrow, but because she hit me, it's minus three.
It is also two points for Yana. Yana is tied with Katsup.
Our final competitor, Kokots, four points, five points,
and then minus three for a final tally of six points.
So here's what this means. Yana, Katsup,
you're going to sudden death right now kukoku is moving on connor will be out
dana you will each get one more shot whoever gets the better score wins
okay so let's clear for our refs you get one more shot best score moves on
All right, guys, ready the arrows. Get the arrows ready.
Actually, they're in my book.
No, you're through. You made it.
All right, competitors.
Three, two, one.
You are good to fire.
A miss from Katz up.
Yana will move on for Team USA.
France will be eliminated.
We'll see Yana again in the finals.
Can I get my next four teams up?
Thank you very much.
Katsup, I'm sorry you are out.
You did better than UK.
Even Luis did better than UK.
But man, his counter looked good while shooting.
All right, let's get our next four competitors.
Danny Banz.
Danny, Mexico's doing well right now.
We want to keep this ball rolling, don't we?
What's the game plan?
Pretty much hit the apple.
So you're going for the apple.
I don't want to ruin your nice face.
Are you worried about hitting me?
Because if you go for the apple, you might aim too low.
Not never.
I'm like that.
Me and my babies don't hit you.
OK.
What?
Did you act?
Can you lie about that?
Yeah.
OK, fair enough.
Mr. King!
Yes.
You have any experience with archery?
A little bit, yes.
I've been trained before on stream.
By who?
By an archery person.
When?
Like, this is a while back.
Not for this.
Whoa.
That was a while back, but it's been a while.
OK.
Ron, how are we feeling?
I'm not feeling very good.
But at least he's safer.
All right, you are in first place team worldwide a lot of pressure here
Do you have you ever shot an arrow before?
So you got taught by them
So you should be good
All right guys listen up, I'm gonna give you one practice shot then we're doing three real shots the practice one does not count
guys with me with me the scores are what's written on the board the apples
worth 22 if you hit me it's minus three you understand top two move on bottom two
eliminated partner scored zero cats have scored two so if you are eliminated if
you beat their score that can help you get fifth or sixth place understand
alright y'all you're gonna get your first arrow is a practice shot I'm gonna
say ready all I want you to do is put the arrow in the board don't aim yet just put
the arrow on the bow do not aim yet just put the arrow on the bow ready your bow
ideally not you to bug the brass parts you put one finger above and two fingers
below just ready the bow all right here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna say
competitor set you can lift your bows up to aim and I'm gonna say fire you
can take as long as you want to fire my advice don't hold it too long in fire
position you're gonna tire yourself out this is your practice shot competitor
set
fired
and a massive improvement bows down bows down bows down this is a practice
shot but already we can sense this is a much better group if we take a look here
as long as you touch the line it's a point this is zero though a miss from Danny narrow
a miss from Mr. Keen narrow miss five points for stable rinaldo no surprise
And two points for you.
D10 that did not count.
That was a practice.
I hope you guys now understand how it works.
Are you all ready for the real deal?
I'd like to hear from our competitors.
Competitors, you may once you receive your arrow,
ready your bow.
Do not aim yet.
Just ready your bow.
Ready your bow.
Hopefully all three hit this time.
That last group. Yeesh. Ready your bow. Do not aim yet. Just ready your bow.
All right. Hey! Fire!
And a monster round one from all competitors, except stable Ronaldo who misses the board.
Alright, ready your second arrow, do not aim yet.
This is your penultimate arrow, ready your arrows.
the apples, do not aim yet, do not aim yet.
All right, competitors, aim, fire!
Whoa, whoa!
Oh, you're out, you're out, you're out, you're out.
Oh, hey, get out, get out.
Hold!
Apologies to everyone watching at home.
We're just going to hold you here until we can escort you off the properties.
All right, I
Think that was like a
Lot of suicide attempt those are bone arrows
That was crazy. I had apologies to everybody watching at home. We got some roughians
What can you do that was crazy that was terrifying
We're just going to have to hold and we'll restart on that last one.
Yeah, we'll have to restart it, obviously, yeah, obviously.
We're going to hold for a moment while we wait for security to sort this out.
Let's go to our caster desk, have them fluff for us.
Slime Pete how'd you feel about that one?
Okay, come on. Yeah. Oh
Yes, yep, what a day
Come on, I'm here. I've got you slime is taking in the beautiful Southern California air
Jokes aside not what we wanted to see but security is going to take care of it
And we will be back with the archery in just a moment
But a couple of things that we can look at.
Slain, you had a great view of the action.
Any takeaways that you had?
Takeaways?
Yes.
There's no time for takeaways.
Oh, God.
You're getting emotional.
You know what I just realized?
What?
Is that I have on the back of my shirt, myself.
Yes, you do.
Self-promotion is generally not allowed, but we'll take it.
Well, this shirt was taken.
This picture was taken when we invaded the riot HQ bathrooms.
And, uh, I resorted to things I regretted.
It looks like you're ssss.
And that's what I'm trying to say here.
Sometimes we do things we regret.
It's true.
You know?
And sometimes security's gotta come get us.
Sometimes security's gotta put us in our spots.
What can you do about it?
Well, you cannot run onto the field and be a total dipshit.
That's my idea.
We all make mistakes.
We do.
And speaking of mistakes, c-dog VA, three straight misses.
The joke dog, my good friend.
I'm not sure I can cosine that.
I'll say this.
Yeah.
We can cut like so what we kind of finessed Louise that poor soul from the from the stands
They did shooting a boat
We've been doing it for many thousands of years, right?
But it's not very intuitive the first couple times you do it
I did this for the we did a video we did olympic trials
And it was me and nick and Ludwig and it's not
It's not fair that Ludwig has shot arrows before he should have done something else
OK, so first of all, I think he scanned that person.
He got a 39 inch 5K monitor for showing up and having fun.
He did, but he could have got the laptop.
And that's why he got to be a better athlete.
It's the streamer games.
Look, you can't just can't go from couch to the racetrack.
We make jokes.
We're having fun.
These are real competitors.
And they're trying their ass off out there.
I know.
Speaking of, I'm going to tell you somebody
that I've got my eye on that I think it's done really well
and has become an early crowd favorite.
T10 that oh, yeah from Team International representing the Australian contingent
They have aura. What is it about the Australians? Is it the Nars? Yeah, it's yeah, NAR. Yeah, NAR
You know what it is. It's it's like every time that she's been on camera
We've been just it laughing to each other
But we're gonna I would like to see because look I've never held a weapon in my life unless you count these fists
So, I want to see a replay of the actions.
Let's take a look right here.
The form is good.
This was the first round.
You know, Seedog's grabbing his hair.
That's like an eye suck so bad.
There's the headache.
His legs are ghostly.
It's like notebook paper.
He doesn't go outside.
He does.
That's the craziest thing about the Welsh.
It doesn't help.
It's either you're burned, but first, like, and then this, I got to say, we had a classic
matchup between USA and France.
And I make some jokes, you've made some jokes in France.
We actually thought they were going
to be a dark course in this event,
and they're in currently last.
I know.
Well, we'll see how it shakes out.
We're going to get back to the archery action,
hopefully with no mishaps.
Let's go back down on the field and shoot some arrows
at some targets.
All right, let's do it.
Guys, welcome back to Streamer Games.
Can I get a big round of applause for USC Security and the police for helping with that situation?
We're going to jump right back into things.
We're going to bring back our competitors.
Thank you guys for being cool. I appreciate your crowd.
and just so y'all know I'll be staying after the event and if anyone wants a
picture or not a graph I'll hang around appreciate y'all be in here
world's first run
come here you're the only one who didn't get to shoot that last time oh I believe
both you both you're gonna have the opportunity to shoot right now we're
pick up that second shot. Where is it? You gonna run it? Oh, that's your blue. Oh, do
you want to keep it? I'll leave it up to you. It's totally up to you. Just for context,
you're on the blue. You missed the first. It's not a bad keep. You're technically down
by one point. I don't think it's a bad keep. You keeping?
Yeah, that kid almost got hit in the head, bro.
Yeah, that was crazy.
You thank you for not, because that would have changed
everyone's lives.
You haven't shot.
No, I still keep on.
I'll say, oh my god.
So you're going to do our final shot.
It's all you.
Guys, can we give a big round of applause for T10NAT?
You got some pressure?
Don't worry about it.
You got it.
All right, Nat, here's your arrow.
Ready it up.
No pressure.
I'll stand next to you as if I'm shooting.
All right, Nat, it's just you right now.
Nat, you can aim now and fire at will whenever you're ready.
Whoa!
Locked under pressure.
Alright, the rest of our competitors
is coming back in for your final shot.
Danny Banz, where are you at?
Danny, your final shot.
Alright guys, this is the final shot.
Again, 22 for the apple, minus three if you hit me.
Last shot, we're going to add up the scores, top two move on, bottom two eliminated.
Okay, competitors ready your bow? Do not aim yet, just ready the bow.
You guys got this.
Just one moment, we're waiting for our final competitor.
Alright, competitors, aim, fire.
Alright, bows down, bows down, bows down.
Let's take a look.
Grab you some math here.
Top to move on, bottom to eliminated.
If it touches the higher number, it is the higher number.
First up, we have Danny Vans.
Danny, you got five, plus six, plus one.
Danny, your final score is 12.
Get it up for Danny Vance.
Jesus.
Look at that.
King, you hit me square in that head, boy.
King, you got six, plus five, minus three
for a final score of eights.
stable Ronaldo you hit me that's minus three but then you hit a five plus two
and then you hit an eight for a final score of ten so it all comes down to
T10 that if your score beats ten you move on if it is less you are out you
You got one, you got four, and T-10 Nat, congratulations, your final score is 12th, you are moving on!
It will be T-10 Nat and Danny Vance, who are joining the winners from the last round.
Could I get Cocos, and could I get...
Get the other person
Yeah, you're good. Yeah, you got this though. Not bad
Good place you got six place
All right, let's get our fun around going
Team Canada where you at
Look out!
Where's Canada?
Canada! Get back up there.
Who is it? USA!
I'll take a longer be awesome.
USA!
Bring it in.
Alright guys, here's the deal.
There are four of you left.
You are now entered into a battle royale.
You will get three shots if you have the lowest score. You are eliminated
We'll do that until there's one person left. Does that make sense?
Three shots lowest score eliminated no practice shots
You guys all made it to the finals congratulations, you are all top four
Give it up you want Danny Basta win
Let me hear if you want to come with team Canada
What about T-10 now with the international?
Well, how about, let me hear it if you want Yana to win with Team USA.
Alright, competitors, ready your bows?
Do not aim yet, ready your bows.
I will call aim and fire, but do not aim yet, ready your bows.
Three shots total, 22 for the apple, minus three for my body, no one's hit the apple yet.
Bottom person eliminated.
Alright, archers, aim, fire.
Hit by Danny, hit by Teacher Nat, hit by Cocoat, Yana the only to miss.
Ready your next arrow, you will get your next arrow.
You have three arrows total at any point.
You can win if you hit the apple.
I don't know what you're going to get.
Testing, we hit it a couple of times.
Ready your arrows?
Do not aim yet.
Ready your arrows.
All right.
Archers, ready your arrows.
Ready your arrows.
Good.
All right.
Hey, fire!
Missed by Yana.
Missed by Danny.
Chewchip like a coat.
Chewchip like Tietz and that.
Again, it is only last place who's eliminated.
Yana yet to get on the board,
But any shot can win her the round.
Ready your arrows?
Ready your arrows, this is your last shot.
Pressure is on, you are playing for yourselves, you are playing for your team, you are playing for your fans.
Make the most of this opportunity.
Archers, aim.
Fire!
Bow's down, bow's down!
I just wanted to see with my own eyes.
Did that?
Guys, we have our first apple hit!
Congratulations, Koko, you hit our first apple, grazed its head.
However, we don't need to tell you the scores.
Because, Yana, you will be the first one out.
Round of applause for Yana.
You get fourth place overall.
A great score for your squad.
Thank you very much, Yana.
Grapes, can we pull the arrows out?
And we're gonna get our next round started.
You guys are now top three. Scores are reset.
Scores are reset. Nothing you can matter.
Do you want to move here?
Up to you.
It's up to you. Either one. I don't care.
Stay there.
What the hell?
Oh my gosh
All right y'all top two move on three shots top two move on archers ready your bows
Oh my bad
Leader the job only my third year doing it
Alright, three archers left, top two move on.
Danny, Coach, Tietanette, you guys can notch your bow, get your arrow in.
Alright, three shots, bottom scores eliminated.
the
competitors.
Hey, fire.
Danny with the dart.
Cacote with the dart.
That might be an
Apple hit.
I'm not sure, but that might be an Apple hit for Cacote.
We'll see, but we have to go to our next shot first.
Two shots left.
Archer, you can ready your
ball.
You can get it.
Archers, you can ready your bow, ready your arrow.
All right, two lefts.
Archers, hey!
Fire!
Missed by that, hit by Danny, uh-oh.
And missed by the coach, open this game up.
You should have to be bottomed, is eliminated,
Top two move on.
This is your final shot.
To attend that, you need to go big.
Right now you have two points.
More points.
All right, archers, ready to bow?
Aim.
Fire!
Last shot. Oh my God. All right, blows down, blows down, blows down. What a performance there.
I believe. I know T-10 that's out, but I'm curious. From Danny Banz, we got seven, eight, and nine. Congratulations, Danny Banz.
From Cacote, we got 9-2, total score of 11, which will be enough to move on, because
T10 Net, your final score is 2.
So we're going to the finals.
Guys, give it up for T10 Net and Team World Live.
Third place is great.
All right y'all, you guys are in the finals.
Were you doing a TikTok dance?
Oh.
Was that a Fortnite dance?
Oh, dancing for fun.
Oh, just dancing for fun.
How do you feel you beat Danny the first round, but he beats you that round?
I'll be pissed.
If you lose to Danny, you'll be pissed?
I'll be pissed.
Because you don't want an experience of archery.
No, but I have six years of competitive gun shooting range.
You're Canadian.
I know, but I have competitive shooting range.
A little American there.
I'll make you a little better.
Danny, let's talk.
Danny, what's the archery experience?
I shot my first bow yesterday.
You shot your first bow yesterday?
And you got 27 on the board?
Like that.
So how's that happen?
I don't know. I got postolio in my veins. I'm very nervous.
I don't know about it.
Pasole in your veins?
There you go.
Pasole.
I'll put you on.
We can all eat mugbang after.
You're the story.
Here we go.
Peace.
Good luck, game.
All right, guys.
This is the last round.
Archers, y'all ready?
You got three shots.
Highest score wins.
We've had one apple hit.
A lot of people have hit me.
It's a boy that if possible.
Archers ready?
Your bows.
Three shots left.
It's going to be Team Canada or Team Mexico.
versus Danny.
Fire!
Danny with a hit on myself.
And a low score, but a score from Cacote.
A big round for Canada.
Mine is three for Danny.
It looks like it's about three points or four points for Cacote.
Two more shots left. Anything can happen.
it can happen anyone can get that apple
get it off of Danny Bansalwin
let me hear it if you're rooting for Team Canada
alright guys
hey fire
whoa big shot by Danny
I don't know this by the coach
Whoa, this is the last arrow.
Good sportsmanship by competitors,
but there has to be a winner and there has to be a loser.
Audience, can I get your biggest drum roll please?
Archers, hey, fire!
Close down, close down, close down!
Hold up, you gotta do the math, you gotta do the math, it's gonna be close.
Danny, you got the best arrow in the last round, a 7 point arrow, then you hit for 4.
Unfortunately, we'll get shot with minus three final score eight.
Cocote on the other hand had a miss.
She hit it for four and she hit it for six.
Canada is the winner.
Mexico will get second place.
I don't know how that will shake up the leaderboard, but we're going to go to our
casters to find out who's leading who's losing and what could shake up the
volleyball. Canada and Mexico in the showdown in the finals looking like
NAFTA. What a bunch of good shots and honestly Danny right here this is where
he hit him. But you know what? And that's minus three points. Cooko got me right in
the heart. She's now first place. A couple of host nation from the World Cup.
Canada and Mexico squaring off against each other 1v1 and
Canada takes it home with cub goat
Pretty good. No, you know, it's funny only one person never hit that damn Apple. It's true
It's hard to do I'm not down there trying to do it now or not
No, but I can tell you one thing is that team international T10 Matt securing a third place is
Massive for her team. So it's girl power out here. We've got awesome athletes
Danny Bands went from kicking 40 yard field goals to slamming it into second place here
What do you think about who's gonna take the top of the leaderboard right now?
I don't know. I need to see tabulations. I need to see stats and I need to see numbers
Okay, okay numbers forward thinker. You know this about me. Everyone knows this about me
Well, okay, so you are a great thinker of our time
And so right now I'm thinking that the teams that are in trouble are they're gonna be the favorites
But let's look at this replay right here. Look at this form from the note.
Let's it go! Boom!
Bang! Through the axes, onto the target, she is her.
Look at the... and styling on it?
Cagote! So if you don't know her name, get familiar with it, because she's very, very good.
And, you know, first of all, I didn't know that any of these competitors,
you could fool me into saying that they've been playing archery their entire life.
They all look skilled except for Connor.
Yeah.
Who actually has done this whole life.
Heat, not all of them.
It's hard to do, it's weird.
I think, you know, and Odysseus did all that shit with just an old ass bow too.
Oh, that was a legend, only he could string it.
Only he could do that and do that to all those suitors.
That's right.
I think that right now, there's going to be a lot of new followers suiting up for all
these great new streamers.
You may not have even seen them before.
I have been unfamiliar with several of the competitors.
Do yourself a favor if you're watching at home, check out all the other live streams,
go to the category streamer games.
who's live, find some new people, and let's take a look at the overall standings.
Oh my god, there it is. Worldwide, still in the lead, Mexico pulls ahead to second.
I don't believe they were second. Maybe they were. I don't even remember.
France is still at the bottom! That's what I was telling you! What is going on?
That was your dark horse! It wasn't even a dark horse! It was just a favorite!
If we're just going with a light horse, they looked the part. That's the thing, right?
You look at them, you've got Fano snapping. He's got to make some big adjustments.
And now, United Kingdom, they're back where everyone predicted they were going to be,
which is the bottom of the barrel. Can we go back to that scoreboard one more time if that's okay?
I just want to go over. I didn't see the top four. He needs more numbers. I love numbers. He needs to tabulate.
Okay, so right here. Team Worldwide currently in first place at 26, Team Mexico with 22,
Alumni in third, Canada and USA four and five. Oh
God, you just said Thanos. So Thanos in this chat specifically, which is Ludwig's channel chat,
which I have pulled up is not what you might think it would be it's it's a
small image of you know a super TF is I'm familiar you know his cosplay that
he did recently I'm unfamiliar the big a big warlocks okay it's a big I got a
little image and so so I accidentally linked that to the French team and so
what's happening now is if you have an extension in the chat it's all you're
going to see for probably the next two minutes.
Just because I made that reference?
Because you made that reference.
He called himself that.
I know, but Super 2F also did that.
And for some reason, that's the prefix or the code for that.
So let me ask you this.
Right now, is the next game, Craig Sackin?
It is Craig.
I think we're showing a little volleyball.
I think that was a little casual volleyball.
Don't worry about it.
I think we're going to Craig Sackin next.
This is a new event, an inaugural event.
And it's going to be really weird.
I'm kind of scared.
So there's a huge, there's, there's ropes, there's metal, and there's milk crates.
And you're gonna see all how this comes together right after this break.
We'll be right back.
Maybe not.
I just like that, I'm learning what Thanos is.
No way!
Did you say 11.30 tomorrow, forget.
No, we did not say 11.30. What we agreed on was 11.
11 a.m. sharp.
No, no, no, no, no, you have to say razor sharp.
If you don't say razor sharp, his eyes go into the back of his head and he can't remember anything.
Also don't do the fellas voice you know how to make you feel okay voice is gone
11 razor sharp. I totally got you. I have a small ask though. Can we do a little bit later?
How much later?
7 p.m. Oh
The Golden Goose it's good to hear your voice remember when you were blind I
I do.
This is humiliating.
What if we have plans?
We can't just change what we're doing.
Okay.
You wouldn't have plans.
Yeah, you have plans?
Anyways, tomorrow, agenda, it's full.
We should review your list of commitments.
You got time?
Kelly, we talked about this.
Leave me alone.
Lud?
Luddy?
If I was your neighbor, I'd think you're dead in there.
I'm at a dinner party.
I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Uh-oh.
It's a wellness check.
I haven't seen you in seven days.
What's the cut of the tuxedo?
Low?
Low cut?
It's low cut.
Ah, the band's playing.
I can't hear you guys.
I gotta go.
The connection matters.
It has to be the AT&T.
It's so bad.
I've had it.
I've had it with this doubt.
I'm strong.
But looking for me, my gear's even stronger.
Ready to take on even the most demanding games.
Go to aw.gg.com to find out more.
Is that the record?
whatever one else can eight meters holy smokes you don't look so good
tell me about it's a real inferno down here and I burnt out here try a red
bull it's devilishly good red bull oh that's a 70 wait a minute watch this oh
Yeah, I forgot about that wings wings. I can't have wings
Red Bull gives you wings
Welcome back to the Ludwig streamer games as the Sun sets here in Los Angeles
Lots of action yet to come the next one is a game that I'm completely and obviously unfamiliar with
So I'm gonna release you the great thinker of our time slime set me up
It's really nice of you to say such nice things about my thoughts my brain my intelligence, but it's actually better
Demonstrated down there, and we're gonna throw it a lovely cooking
Kind of clearly, you know
Show what it's gonna be like in a little bit. He's got to get ready
But if anyone by the way that
Adda just played the person in that that maybe you don't recognize if you watch the yard podcast
His name is Kelby Kelby's the name of a man
him. He's in it. And he came up to me just now and said probably the funniest thing I've
ever heard in my life. I can't even repeat it on the broadcast.
I asked you to relay it. It is indeed unrepeatable.
It's something that someone said to him from the crowd based on a nickname that I've given
him by accident. And for the record, your nicknames are actually the worst. So just
cut it. All I'm saying is that the things I say
end up viral in the mind. I don't know. I think you might be the virus. So just you stick to calling
the shots and explaining the games. Leave the nicknames for Lud and I. I am the danger. Anyway,
this is going to be crate stacking. We'll get on the ground and talk about it more when Lud
is ready. But basically your job is to stack crates as high as you can and then I think stand on them.
And it's actually the competitors you can see right here this structure. They're going to be
Harnessed up so if they fall they won't get hurt meaning that we're kind of expecting them to get pretty high, okay?
In some intel on the ground is that Maya was the one who actually got really high up she was trying it earlier
And I think that tracks because she's very light. She is you kind of story up those crates
Okay, so it's a game of skill dexterity a little bit of strength and it may look dangerous
But we're taking all the necessary precautions to make sure that our competitors are safe
It'll be hard for someone to run into the middle of this one. Maybe let's not encourage it
Just so here's here's what I got a question for Maya is on the team all-stars
So you know that she already had a good practice run, but who would you predict also having a
Outstanding performance in this particular game. It's not just all those things you mentioned bro
It's also engineering puzzle solving. Uh-oh. We're out
Yeah, I mean guys like us, but you know what I'm saying right like you have to build something that you can reasonably climb on top of
stand on top of
confidently and
Also all those things you mentioned physically, so I don't know so you have no predictions right here
I went at Katie beat doing the fans are she doesn't have to do this now. She's just look at all the Katie be fans
They're all in front give it up for
We'll never have
Our time to acquire aura like this is long past.
Every second that we speak or on camera, we are losing aura.
So let's not worry about ourselves, OK?
All right, we've already lost enough.
But we're going to bring them back because we
are the guys keeping track of the score, tabulating
all of their results.
And we're going to maintain hype as we get to watch legends
like Katie, Joe, the core gang, and a whole bunch
of new streamers.
Hopefully you're introduced to it.
Stands reveal the wedding pyramid.
So that's a reference to the Yard podcast,
I guess itself is that I once again I make things up and they go to go on signs
heat but this idea that at a wedding the people that you hold as close as you
can should assemble a human pyramid and those people that are chosen to be in
the fear the pyramid are important right for instance when you got married yeah
you didn't have a pyramid it was COVID it's COVID and even see her it's a bad
excuse okay we made a pyramid all right we did it was a two person pyramid
What are you going to do about it?
So, okay, so you're saying that your worthiness
is how the ranking on the pyramid, how high you are.
Now, would you think intuitively the person higher up
or lower on the pyramid is higher ranking?
Lower, they're the base.
They're the absolute foundation of love and compassion.
Pete, you've solved the puzzle.
I've done it.
You can't have a top of a pyramid
without the bottom of it.
And we're definitely the bottom of this broadcast,
but we're going to keep you guys in bed.
We're powerful, power bottoms.
I would co-sign that yeah, where the power bottoms
And we're holding this whole thing up anyway
We're still waiting for them to get set up a lot of the streamer games actually a lot of wrangling you can
Yeah, oh UK is actually gonna be up first. What who are they sending up? Do we know I if I?
Going to assume right now off the rip. It's gonna be tension
Keeping it light, keeping it agile. That's what I feel like is who's gonna take the
reins for this one and try to put UK back from seventh into their rightful
spot of top three. Yeah they really do got a dynamic range of sizes. They do.
It's like when you create a character in a video game. Or a team really. They got
their healer, they got their tank, they got their mage, they got the comic relief
which you see Doug. He is funny. It's the Jester class. But I feel like it
Garned your protagonist
Come on if you guys know anything about anime you know that Garns the anime protag
He's got the hair for it. He's got everything he sits in the back ride of the classroom
He is awesome. Who's the tank guys? Who do you think is the tank?
All right, so listen we can fantasize about who plays what position and has all these classes
Why don't we send it down to Ludwig so he can explain the game and get the show running?
No, I don't think we were supposed to do that. I can't I've explained it. They were just
I can't read this.
What they told us in the ear, so guys, Pete's new at this,
what they told us in the ear is we're going to show you the rules.
I can't read and talk at the same time.
OK, I got this.
Hey, guys, welcome to Crate Stack.
The rules are simple.
Play the Mario Party music while you're listening.
Go ahead.
Two players per team.
One player stacks.
One player passes crates with a pole.
Teams will have a set time to stack their tower
as high as possible.
The round ends when both players reach the top, fall from the tower, or time expires.
If a tower collapses and knocks into an opposing tower, it is an automatic forfeit.
Two players per team is something I did not expect, I think that's cool.
So it's a team building exercise, which is really interesting.
As well, have you ever seen the movie Ready to Rumble?
Yes.
It's like Ready to Rumble at the end where they do Hell on a Cell, but it's three Hell
on a Cell.
I love this.
This is going to be my favorite new addition to the streamer dance, so I can't wait to
see the competitors.
I don't have a favorite.
Here's what I want.
I want Team Mexico to lock in and Ludwig take this from me so I can just figure this out.
Please.
He's a great guy.
There he is.
Guys, how's it going?
Welcome back, everybody.
Guys, this is a new game.
How's it going? Welcome back, everybody.
Guys, this is a new game. It's called Crate Stack.
Competitors! Hey, competitors, you hear my voice?
Clap once. Have you heard my voice? Clap twice.
Have you heard my voice? Clap three times.
All right, guys. Listen up, competitors.
You're going to want to understand how this game works.
So speak with me. I'll give you a demonstration.
All right, stands, where you at?
Stand is coming.
So here's the way this is going to work.
Somebody is going to be hardest in climbing and stacking up milk crates.
Very safe.
We have a rock climbing team here.
It's a belay.
I have them attached to the structure.
But the idea is, stands, if you were the climber,
if you want to go to the climbing position,
I have to be the person who brings the things to climb on.
Each team gets 27 crates total.
I have to go one at a time, run over.
If I want, I can not throw it because that's against the rules.
And it's a stance and he builds up.
Now it is up to each team whether you want to build up one by one or maybe two by one
or maybe two by two.
all you get are these 27 crates. So the wider the base the less high you can go. If you fall,
we will record the max height you got to and your opponent has to beat this. It's a 1v1 game.
If you're wondering how the bracket was formed, he allowed last place to pick their opponents.
So Team France has chosen the United Kingdom.
Alright, let's talk to our competitors real quick.
Zoyle, Zoyle, you're a hero, you already won musical chairs for your squad.
How do you feel about this game?
It is a lot of running.
And you can't throw.
You're going to do your best.
Now I will say, there is an advantage to being taller.
because they have a giant stick that they'll need to use to give to their
teammate if they get too hot it's all person they need a stick not as early
on that's our stick right there we have stands of the stick guys do we
generally understand how freight stack works doesn't not matter we just kind of
want to see it we'll figure it out all right I agree well let's dive into it
First, Vanus, Joelle, are you gonna win?
Yes, I'm ready.
Why did you pick the United Kingdom?
Because they look weak.
Because they look weak?
Oh, wow.
That's some fighting words.
Did you hear that?
He said they pick you because you look weak.
Oh, they said they're gonna perform better than Connor.
Yeah, Conor got zero points, bro.
We could have no one and they performed better.
But Dan did he look good doing it.
All right, safety team, are we good?
Safety team, we are good?
All right, competitors, are we good?
All right, hey, competitors, listen up.
One at a time.
Ah, sur le mot, ah, tu peux pas tirer cinq, ah,
tu peux pas jeter, okay?
If your tower falls into your opponent's tower, you're DQ'd.
Okay?
C2, is that complete?
If your tower falls into the other tower, disqualified.
Zoil.
Huh?
Those are all the crates you get.
All right guys.
I don't really know how this is gonna go,
but I'm excited for it.
Would you guys mind helping me in a countdown?
We got our very first crate stack competition.
Let's give it up!
Let's start it in five, four, three, two, one, again.
All right, we are off.
The competitors are going.
Now, they have a time limit of eight minutes,
usually in testing, it does not go to time,
it usually ends with somebody falling.
The most important thing is to see the strategy.
If you fall off, it is over. Gart, you need to step up. You need to step up.
Gart, you need to step up. I need you to step up.
What?
If you step up, it is over. I need you to step up, Gart.
I'll put you on the floor again.
What in the Minecraft is he doing?
Okay.
Okay, it looks like Gart is going for a one by one.
Now, a one by one is the most effective way to gain height.
height. The issue with the 1x1 is it's obviously less stable. So we see the
French track of going for a 2x1. It's going to be slower to get up, but they
will get there more stable. Now the height is marked by what you stand on, not
by what you stack. You can't stand next to your stack and then say it's 10 high.
you need to be at the top of it.
So far the French are three high.
Gart is currently at about one high.
He has not stood on his tower yet.
I don't know what he plans to.
For now, it almost looks like he's setting himself up
a home base and then planning to climb it later on.
Two stacks.
It's an interesting strategy.
You're gonna get up there.
Now, pass it for the nutty, you can do it anyway.
It looks like Joelle is just running and making a staircase for her, and she just has to go one, one.
So far, Team France is ahead.
Alright, although Garn's tower is higher, it's about whose foot is on the higher crate.
I don't even know what...
He's going for like a...
Like a twin tower situation. What is the idea here?
Because there's two, because there's two.
Alright.
Okay, he's building the left one taller.
Again, Gart, you need to be at the top or it's a pass.
Okay.
Catch, catch up.
All right, we're good.
Again, Team France is doing better.
What is our time at?
I'm going to try and hop back here.
Five minutes left.
Hello.
Five minutes left.
We're already wobbly.
I'm just going to...
I'm not sure about the strategy for the UK.
Yeah.
Let's chat with Connor real quick.
Connor.
Okay.
Connor, what is he doing?
He's standing next to the tower.
Does he know that it doesn't count unless he's on the tower?
I don't know.
God, God has a plan.
God has a plan.
Scott, he has a plan.
I trust he has a plan.
That is an ancient man who is wiser than all of us combined.
He knows what he's doing.
OK.
How are you doing?
I'm French.
I got you.
Get up.
Oh, yeah.
You're a part of it.
You don't touch it.
It's more dangerous if you touch it.
Thank you.
I just speak French.
Whatever.
In fact, the trick is good.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah!
Team UK.
has been eliminated.
Sorry, bro, I fucked up.
They get a score of two.
France moves on to the next round.
I thought you had to just do one.
I didn't realize you could do two.
I was focused on myself, man.
All right, we're going to get ready for our next round.
It was interesting.
Let's go to Team UK to get their first reactions
to this last-place finish.
Connor, you said he might have a plan.
Well, obviously it turns out that he didn't.
You know, I didn't realize that.
But obviously, my boy tried his best, you know.
And you can't be mad at that.
Absolutely not.
We'll have a cup of tea ready, some beans and toast on the go.
And look, he's trying.
And he scored two, which is better than...
No, it's better than that's better than two.
All right, y'all, we're going to see our next competitors
in a moment.
Give it up for Team France, moving on.
Yeah, I'm really not sure what the strategy was there.
Just for context, the 2x1 is the safety strike.
The 1x1 does work, but it requires you to be actively climbing and standing on top.
And then when you put your next one, you stand on the side, you place it, and you climb up
again.
There's more strategy involved.
But I'm not sure, let's have a chat with Garn.
Garn, do you mind if I chat with you real quick?
Let me just hear the thought process.
I never done this before,
and I came in with the assumption for some reason
that it was one singular tower that you needed to make
and you climbed up that tower.
That's the thought I had.
And then I realized too late when I looked over
and there was a big tower, I realized I fucked up.
And that's the point you thought, I have to climb this tower.
But you expected it so high that it was too late.
Well, you got still the score of two.
You could place better if the next team scored less than that.
You're into the tiebreakers now.
All right, brother.
Let's get our next teams up.
Who do we got next, stance?
We're going to get our next teams up.
All right.
Guys, our next team might be a fan favorite.
Give it up.
for Team USA!
Team USA, where are you at?
And going against Team USA,
they need some points to catch up.
Give it up for Team All-Stars!
Alright, let me talk to USA first.
Mari, talk to me. What is your strategy? You're just gonna run as fast as you can
and get the crates? Okay, Tyler come here.
Tyler, it's show time for you. You saw what happened there. Are you doing a one by one or are you doing a two by one?
I don't know what this red team was doing. They were rolling.
to the blue, right, three players?
I love keeping the most important part.
Yes, because it is ultimately, if you guys tie,
whoever got there first, and you only have an eight-minute
timer, hot gun.
All right, y'all, USA, good luck, get ready, get ready.
Team All-Stars, come over here.
We got Maya Higa.
Second place in musical chairs, second pick by Cutie Cinderella.
Are you worried about getting second here?
What is the game plan?
A one by one stack, a two by one stack?
You can keep it a secret.
Is that the plan?
We're doing a two by two.
So four?
No.
That's two by one.
This is a factually, sorry, sorry, 2x1 technically.
So it's a 2x1 versus 2x1, so you guys are doing the same threat.
So this comes down to you, kind of.
Yeah, a little bit. I'm going to be faster.
You're going to be speed.
I love the earrings.
They look great.
Now I'm on Amazon. Thanks.
Really?
Yes, sir.
Is it our podium?
Oh my gosh.
All right, good luck, y'all. Give it up for Team All Stars.
We're going to make sure they get harnessed in.
Everything happened safely here.
But it will be only four teams moving on, bottom team will be eliminated.
Just for context, four teams will be eliminated.
You might think, Ludwig, these are four-way tie, no, we're doing a tiebreaker, it's the
max height you reached.
And the height isn't based off the crates, it's based off of the highest crate you stood
on, all the way.
So Gart stood two crates high, if anyone beats a score of two, even if they lose, they're
They will beat Team UK.
Toesies in the handle counts.
You just need the toesie.
If you use the crate to stand up, that counts.
You don't have to be on top though.
Okay, okay.
Thank you, Sands.
I appreciate that, Sands.
Guys, let me hear if you want Tim.
You have a say to win.
What about Team All-Stars?
They both need the points so we'll see which team is able to pull this off.
Competitors are you ready? Safety team are we ready? Are you ready?
Alright, 3, 2, 1, go! 8 minutes on the clock! Highest stood on tower wins!
It is great stack and we are going to see two equivalent strategies, two, two by one stacks.
Two wide.
Alright, interesting from Tyler one.
He's barefoot, dog's out.
Looks like Nike socks, six foot five where he's standing on these boxes right now.
Now generally you might notice that teams seem to pick people who are smaller, generally
better at balance, but whatever reason Team USA has picked their largest and strongest
competitor for this, we'll see how that helps or hurts.
It's almost a neck and neck tie.
Mari's doing a great job keeping up with nice weight.
You have to understand how exhausted these competitors are going to get.
They've already been out here in the sun, as you guys have for the last six hours.
Team All-Stars, a slight bit ahead.
This part though is the easy part, because after a while they're no longer going to
be able to reach their teammate.
Maya, you do not need to hold the rope, do not hold the rope, Maya, you cannot hold the
rope.
Do not hold the rope for balance.
All right.
We are at five crates high for Maya, four crates high for Tyler.
Very soon we're going to see these competitors need to use a stick just to reach their teammate, just to get them to crates.
Tyler very cautiously taking that step up.
We have six minutes left on the clock.
We are only through one third of our crates.
They can get triple this height, triple this height.
Team all stars ahead by a whole crate, but it starts to get a bit shaky, Maya testing
the waters, not putting all of her weight on the higher stack.
Now trying to do it at the same time to stand on them.
So we see two different strategies coming out, Tyler's going stack to stack, Maya's
putting one foot at a time, trying to balance on both.
Now they're very cautious to place this down, they're now down a whole level.
Now, it doesn't matter who falls first as long as they got higher, you still have to
beat your opponents.
Tyler, trying to gain balance here, swapping over, you can see, finding the center of the
crates.
If you look slowly, you think he's not even moving, there, takes the step up.
Now he has to shift all of his weight onto this taller stack.
You see the way Maya does it, does it?
Maya lifts one foot and has a nice way to feel it in for her.
All she is doing is standing up one foot at a time.
Tyler has to do a bit more work so much so that Mario has three crates ready on standby.
I was going to have to speed things up if he wants to catch up.
All right, Maia makes the step, nice wick fills it in, and that looks like it's the
last crate that nice wick is going to be able to do by hand.
You've got to keep going.
I mean, you can wait if you want, but if he passes you in height, it doesn't matter
if you fall, though.
It counts the highest height.
Tyler yelling at his teammate, Maury, told her to chill out.
All right, guys, Tyler shaking, regains composure.
contestants there are only four minutes left four minutes left now just to clarify it doesn't
matter if Maya falls first even if she fell before Tyler Tyler would have to match or beat her height
Tyler trying to make this step the crates are very wobbly
Maya almost goading Tyler to prove. Can you pull this off?
Nice week no throwing, just a reminder. You cannot throw the crate. Tyler
successfully goes for the transfer. Now he tries to place his second crate down.
All right, uh-oh, nice one, almost knocks down the tower.
It looks like they're able to squeeze one more out of his height here.
Now, this goes into the strategy of who you picked as your teammate.
DMU say could have picked Joe Bart.
Joe Bart, six-foot-six, D1 athlete, handsome man.
Would have been able to reach up with ease.
They picked Mari.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Tyler's shaking a lot now.
And Tyler is out.
Maya in Team USA, excuse me, Team All-Star moves on.
Give it up for Team All-Star for Maya.
How many high was that stance? How many high was that?
We're going to count how high he got for the tiebreaker.
Ten.
That was ten high for the tiebreaker.
So they are ahead of Team UK you beat Team UK for the tiebreaker
I feel by your performance what was the logic with the no shoes
So you thought you thought that works now you're doing this thing where you did step up step up
She was doing who's next and then her teammate put it in
So you blame your teammate, Mari?
Team USA, you guys still have volleyball today?
Oh my.
He got that, he got that, he got that.
Team USA, maybe a little bit of strife.
Now let's talk to the people who are moving on.
Maya, he got them over here.
Did you guys talk about this strategy of you placing it in her lifting or did you figure
that out as you went along?
That's organic chemistry.
Yeah, that's just how it happens.
Were you nervous at any point because you bumped into the crates with your body and
almost knocked over?
Was that a stress point?
Yeah.
She's just an athlete.
I'm great under pressure, what can I say?
Wow.
Well, you guys need these points.
Team All-Stars, you're in the bottom half of all competitors.
I wish you luck, you're moving on to the semi-finals, give it up for Team All-Stars one more time.
We only got two rounds left in quarter-finals.
Let's give it up for our next team, Team Canada, with Martin and Dytase!
Come over here, guys.
Well, let me hear...
Okay, you got to watch two people go now.
Are you taking...
injured actually.
Oh, how the run is bleeding.
It's totally safe.
Super safe.
Are you climbing?
I'm climbing.
He's climbing.
Even safer.
So what's the strategy?
Did you look at the other competitors go?
What we're going to do, we're climbing, is we're just going to stack the crates until
we get as high as we can and not fall.
So you're going to stack the crates as high as you can and not fall?
Yes.
That's a good strategy.
Hey, good luck, Canada. I'm looking forward to it. Give it up, Team Canada, one more time.
Going up against them, we got Team Mexico!
You guys are crushing it.
Second place overall, Team Mexico is playing amazing.
What is the strategy for this?
This you're the climber you're carrying the boxes. Are you taking what other people have done?
Or do you have your own unique idea? I think we're gonna do the two by one
And how do you feel about team Canada because they picked you as their opponents?
Like work like work. It's like work. There's like all right. We'll give it up to see Mexico everybody. Go get strapped in
Yeah, helmet would be a good idea
Now, just a reminder, whoever loses, there's a tiebreaker for 5th through 8th, so far Team
UK has 2 high, Team USA 10 high.
Alright, so even if they lose, they have that tiebreaker.
We're going to see Canada versus Mexico, winner will move on to the semifinals.
And then our last match, if you haven't figured out, is Team World Live versus Team Alumni.
That'll be our last match and then it's volleyball time I'll take a water be
awesome all right y'all we've seen the two by one strategy now if you guys want
to go home if you're at home right now and you want to look up great stacks on
YouTube this is a real thing we didn't make this up basically everyone who's
good you can watch like middle schoolers or high schoolers play it because
that's usually where they do this the one by one is the tried and true
strategy, but it requires a good amount of balance. Reason being you get a faster
and you get a way taller because you have a limited amount of crates. However, I
think so far I agree with the competitors the two by one safer and
smarter. Safer and smarter. Brad how we feeling?
Chad, how we doing?
Chad, who are we rooting for?
Give it up, you want Team Mexico to win!
I give it up, you want Team Canada to win!
All right, we have two rounds left, just waiting for the safety team and the safety checks.
Runners, if you want to start over here, this is a big round for Team Canada.
Mexico could get in first place. I believe they're second overall. Doing a little bit of a stare off.
Safety, are we ready?
Framers, are we ready? Runners, are we ready? Well, if everybody's ready, then three, two, one, go!
All right, now we're going for a different strat. The run was unnecessary. So far, not a single team
has lost due to time, they have lost due to falling. Take your time, don't wear
yourself out. You can take it nice and easy. Similar strategy to Maya and the
All-Stars, they're setting up the crates for their team rather than handing it
and making them do the setup. This will work, but only until you run out of
height. The nice swing was able to get 10 or 11 crates high just by placing them
themselves. I don't think we'll see the same with Benji or Mark. At some point we're going to have to move over, you use the stick to lift up the crate.
Mexico taking a lot of time. You're going to have to let go of the rope.
You can't hold the rope. No holding the rope.
Everybody gets a warning.
See them, see them.
All right.
Restacks high.
So far, Team Canada is slightly in the lead.
There is an eight-minute timer that all these competitors have to adhere to.
Like after this one looks like we're seeing a similar situation in the last round team, Mexico
Where we're stepping up onto the break and then so team Canada
Where we always have one foot on the right and one foot on the left look at this quick swap right here
Boom and we're still I'm in there. I'm gonna be adjusted. Oh, I thought and then take a look here
Now we have to do the big step up and then once I go up and you guys go all your way on a one by one
are we two above them or one above them?
This is the same strategy that failed Team USA,
but maybe that was the fault of Tyler
and not the strategy, we'll see.
Wait one second.
Montez and Martin trying to communicate.
Yeah, so do you think I should go like this almost?
Yeah.
Trying to get that right foot up for a moment,
maybe the left, okay?
Decides to just step onto the lower one,
and I was going to have to step up.
You need to correct somebody in chat, Contest is not the best hacker in the world.
I'll give him top ten though.
If you want we can try for this one.
Don't be scared.
A little bit of goading over here.
Both competitors at a standstill.
You ready?
Are you ready?
So they're tied for four, and it looks like they're not willing to go until they see the other go.
Can we just kill them? Touching it or no?
Can you touch?
Ref, are they allowed to touch the crate?
Yeah, they can't balance it, but they can touch the crate.
You can touch, but you can't balance it. You can't hold it for them.
Interesting strategy from Team Mexico, almost hoping Team Canada will fail.
Now here's the fact. All that matters is if you get up.
It's not like if you got five high and your opponents are four high,
but the five high team falls over that you suddenly win.
You have to at least beat the height that they got.
And if they tie, Team Canada will win because they got to that height third.
Does that make sense?
What?
Team Canada is currently five high.
That's why like I say I say we're next to going for the transfer.
You are four high you need both feet all your weight
Going for the transfer very stressful to put your weight onto a one by one stack
Yeah, you don't want to follow
Yeah, yeah, it's probably you need to keep your back. Predators are running out of time
Like I'm a shot right out of time and it's getting pretty high. So you should have three minutes and 30 seconds left
Team Canada would win if it ended right now
Now both competitors are tied, but let me clarify something, this isn't a tie, Team Canada got to five high first, they would be the winners if they both fell here.
The tiebreaker is first to get to that height, they're at the exact same spot.
spot. Benji pulls the crate. Don't say you have to go up. Don't say can you let go of
the rope for me? Don't say I need you to let go of the rope.
All right, sure.
Yeah, but I'm not that worried.
A lot of nerves here.
You doing?
You have to imagine this is here. This is, it might not look like much, but at least
five feet in the air. It's not hard to step onto a crate when it's just off the ground,
But when it's five feet in the air, all of a sudden, it becomes a gargantuan task.
We see both competitors are frozen in place because they are scared of falling,
legs wobbling over for Team Mexico.
I can't.
They're too fast, you know?
It can't shake, but it can't fall.
Take that one out.
Two and a half minutes remain.
So far, Team Canada is winning.
I need to say that again.
Team Mexico, Team Canada is winning because they got to five high before you guys.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's because I just don't want to go.
They'll need to meet the heights.
You know what I mean?
A game of chicken has erupted.
Yeah, that looks really wobbly.
I'd be worried if I were you guys.
Now, Team Canada's yet to hit six high.
That's a good two.
Give it up for Team Mexico, everybody.
I think they need some encouragement.
The first person to step up with both feet will be in the lead.
And there it is, Team Canada is in the lead.
Team Mexico not far behind.
There's only 90 seconds left.
Team Canada is in the lead.
If Team Mexico makes a step first, they will be in the lead.
She needs to place both feet on for its accounts.
It's a scary step with the crowds encouraging her.
Only about a minute left.
One minute and four seconds remain.
Team Mexico is in first place.
Right now, Team Mexico is in first.
Canada will need to take the step before them.
Mexico is winning the tiebreaker.
There are 45 seconds left.
45 seconds left.
Whoever takes the step first,
will be in the lead.
Mexico is leading.
35 seconds remain.
Team Mexico is leading.
Flores takes a step. If he falls, his team will lose. 25 seconds.
Team Canada's in the lead. 15 seconds. Team Canada's winning.
10 seconds. 10 seconds. Team Mexico, you need to step up one more time.
You need to go, you need to go.
Six, five, four, three, two, one, time is up.
You can just fall back safely.
Slow down.
Team Canada wins.
That was a neck and neck match.
Give it up for Team Mexico, great performance.
Oh my god.
Team Canada is moving on.
Team Canada, let's have a chat.
That was stressful.
When I was up there, I thought I was gonna die, bro.
It feels a lot higher than it looks, right?
Like, it's stressful to step up.
Ultimately, you're about six feet in the air.
Yeah, but like, things like I'm seven feet tall too normally.
So it's like, it's not even double my height, but it just feels like it.
Now, you were at the end, playing a game of chicken, were you hoping they would fall so you didn't have to do anything?
The strategy essentially is just why do more than you have to?
It's true, but if they had just, they stepped up two seconds after you, if they had stepped up right...
It's the worst, it's the worst.
You're so badass and no one says it and they should say it more.
You heard it your first.
Team Canada's moving on everybody, let's talk to Team Mexico, Team Mexico, how you guys doing?
That was Canada, they were quite a...
You guys did amazing. Was it scary up there?
I think I blacked out. I don't remember.
There were moments where you had to be brave and take the step before them,
because obviously if you guys are both seven boxes high,
whoever got there first is going to move on.
I think, did you hear me in your ear?
Was the crowd helping push you to do it?
I think it was Benji.
Benji was helping?
Yeah, I was like, just do it, just do it, just do it.
Mexico, camaraderie, give it up for Team Mexico, everybody.
You guys are still doing amazing.
And how high did they get?
We're going to hear right now for the tiebreaker.
We'll find out in a moment, but I'm sure you guys
beat Team UK.
Congratulations.
And you have one more game today.
We're going to go to 8.
They got to 8.
They got 8 highs.
So right now the tiebreaker goes.
USA, Mexico.
U.K., we're going to our final round of the quarterfinals.
I think we're going to have to.
Then we do semis to the play smash finals, you get it.
We have another team, semis versus team.
And for this one, we got team alumni versus team worldwide.
Let's have, oh.
Yeah, we have the length of this game to figure it out, right?
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
What's going on here?
A little bit of trash talk?
Pumi, what's going on?
Pumi, the alumni are absolutely crushing.
They only have five.
Are you stressed about this challenge?
Do you have a fear of heights?
Are you good with heights?
Oh, no, sorry, sorry.
Oh, it stands for Mike, can you hear me?
Yes, we'll see.
I don't think so.
You think so?
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
You say, I guess we'll see?
I guess we'll see.
All right, give it up for the alumni, everybody.
Oh.
How do you feel?
Oh, I feel fantastic.
Did you volunteer for this, or did your team make you do this?
I volunteered for it.
If you win, you go against Team Canada, it would be huge for your squad.
I think you guys are already doing well.
But you guys might just end up getting first in the day if you win this.
I'm pretty confident to be honest.
I beat up a push-up fade early on.
You did a push-up fade against each other?
Yeah.
What was the final numbers?
I don't know, but we just came up down and won.
Is it like 100 or like...
Octa-Court?
Octa-Court.
20's not bad. 20 beats me.
Alright guys, team 1, team 1, team 1, I'm gonna win!
Yeah!
Alright, what about SeaWorld Live?
Okay.
Same deal.
More jump, Ray, are we ready?
Ray, you ready?
I can't see.
Safety, are we ready?
Clivers, are we ready?
Alright, just be careful of this blonde.
Careful, this is gone.
We're going to get our timer going.
Eight minutes to get as high as possible.
Three, two, one, go.
All right, we are back in for our crate stack.
And so far, we have seen almost every team,
with the exception of the UK, adopt the two by one.
Let's see if that's the same strat that's done here.
They look to be about three sizes too big they are Star Wars great gotta keep the hat on
They got to keep that on
There we go
All right, we are going for a two by one
Same strategy as the other teams
Now I'm wondering if this will be like round two where they were confidently going around three where they were a little bit more hesitant
Waiting for their teammates to fail
Looks like Ray's friends are yelling at him to run.
He's doing his best.
He's running with the Trunkas here.
So far, two stacks high for Team Worldwide.
They're slightly ahead.
Slightly missed that by T10 Matt.
Bear in mind, competitors, do not hold onto the ropes.
Now, a slightly different stretch.
So let's take a look, right?
One there coming up.
What does wardrobe do? Placing it down.
Right? Also placing it down.
Here's the step up.
Worldwide in the lead by one crate right now.
Neck and neck gain.
These competitors seem to be a little braver than the last two
to go through.
Maybe heights are less of a concern.
If you didn't hear these guys had a push of fate
against each other, teets in that one.
I don't know how that will impact this event.
It probably won't, but fun fact.
Oh, really?
All right, team worldwide now ahead by two old crates.
One?
Maybe being chillin'.
Oh, okay.
Taking the step up.
Okay.
Now, there's a certain point that happens
at about five crates.
When you start to put a little weight on the crates,
you realize that it gives, right?
Oh, hold up, wardrobe, you cannot balance for him.
Wardrobe, don't balance the next time.
All that out, he's up to the competitors
to do the balancing, you cannot hold it for your teammates.
You can only bounce from the initial place,
and then it is up to your teammates to do the stepping.
Right, can you reach this?
All right, Amy Bean takes the step up,
Still down by a full brace.
Both competitors running.
What's our time now?
Five minutes remain.
I got it, I got it.
And it looks like they're hoping for a quick swap here.
Indiana Jones style.
Lift the foot.
Put the crate down.
Put the foot down.
This is what Maya Higa and Nice Wig did for the All Stars.
So far, they are our best performers.
A big step up for T-10 that it looks like her team is encouraging her to stay now to
be clear oh here's the step T-10 that is now gonna wait jiggling a little bit though wobbly
stack. Let's see Fumi. If Fumi steps all the way on the straight of 14 world
line, the alumni will take the lead. What's up? There it is! Now the weight
hasn't been placed so this doesn't count yet. You need all the weight for it to
count. Worldwide still in the lead. This is for the lead for the alumni.
In alumni, get the lead. Here's the quick swap.
It's worked for them before.
Ready?
A lot of body power. You're almost doing a pistol squat.
And there it is!
The alumni are in the lead.
Senior alumni follows closely behind, but just to be clear,
alumni are in the lead because they got to this height faster.
Only being asked for a second from Wardrobe.
And now we're seeing our helpers are too short to be placing.
Yeah, yeah, keep going, keep going. I'll balance, I'll balance.
T10 that needs to take the step up to take the lead one foot on.
Crowd is cheering her on. Can she take the second step?
Fumi also has a foot on.
You can already see these crates are wobbly.
Hold.
Ray is blowing.
Ray, do not step over that line.
Three minutes left.
Team alumni in the lead.
Next person to take a step will take the lead.
You need all of your weight, though, for it to count.
A game of chicken is now beginning.
I have to!
They can wait as much as they want, but the clock ticks all the same.
We are now down to two minutes and 30 seconds.
Wait, hold it, hold it.
It's like really changing.
If it were to end now, the alumni would move forward.
Team Worldwide would be eliminated.
They are currently eight stacks high.
And there's our stack from Team Worldwide!
Hold it, hold it.
Team World Wide is in the lead.
So now, not only does Fumi have to match the height,
she needs to beat the height.
The onus is on the alumni.
Let's see if they've learned a thing or two from Shremeryu.
Only two minutes remain.
Uh-oh. That is not secure.
Wardrobe, get that hat back on.
Get that hat tighter for me, Wardrobe.
Just to be clear, Team Worldwide is in the lead.
Team alumni need to step up first.
And for the first time this event,
we're now using the crate and the stick to carry it up.
There is 90 seconds left, competitors.
Team Worldwide is in the lead.
So we have the handoff, first handoff successful by Team Love Knot.
It is now all up to Fumi being a minute and nine seconds remain.
T-10 at first to place the crates.
Fumi, not too long to follow, Wardrobe, you have to back up here.
It's all her at this point.
Wardrobe back up.
No, it's all her at this point.
Wardrobe, it's all her.
We gotta let y'all, Fumi's going for the step.
This would take the lead.
But T10, that steps up before Worldwide is still in the lead.
Guys, there's 40 seconds.
Alumni, you need to go one box higher.
Yep.
Ready?
There's only 30 seconds left.
Team Worldwide will win.
Unless Team Alumni can get two boxes higher.
This is higher.
Okay.
More jump.
You have 20 seconds.
19, 18, 17, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
It's over.
We're worldwide waves!
The alumni lives!
Can we win? Can we win?
Let's go!
We did it!
She stepped up before you, you lost.
You had to stack that last one and put all your weight on it, and then you would have
won.
It was very close.
You just ran out of time.
What was your final?
Thank you so much.
I count.
We'll find out in a moment.
How was it?
Was it stressful?
It was stressful.
Finally, it was all about trusting.
Thank you so much.
I was really good.
Wardrobe, how do you feel?
I feel good.
I tried my best.
I mean, some of these people barely got five crates, so, you know, at least I got a couple.
Well I got good news. You guys are tied with USA for 5th place because you got 10 stacks high.
We're gonna figure out if there's a second tiebreaker but currently you got 10 high.
So you'll have either 5th or 6th. We'll figure it out but you guys did very well. Congratulations.
Let's talk to our winners. Where's Team International?
Hey Ray, T10 net.
They ran away.
Here we go.
I'm right.
Go. You start the time. Let's go.
Let's go.
T-Tin, give it up for our Team World Live!
Yeah!
Whoo!
There was a moment where you stood up, it was very precarious,
you had to take the step to take the lead,
and then you hit the Ziz pose.
What was going through your head?
Because you almost fell doing that.
Well, there was a lot on the line,
lot on the line and it was worth it. It was worth the aura. And now I'll make it.
Ray, the Crocs. You said that should don't matter? Still works. Still works.
All right you guys are moving on congratulations we'll see you in the
semi-finals. It's now time once again to see Team France and they're going up
against the All-Stars. This is our semi-finals match. I think at this point
and we know how it works.
So let's just jump right into it.
We're gonna get our competitors ready.
And do we have a final on the tiebreaker?
It's based on who got to that 10 faster.
Yeah, do we know who that one was?
We're gonna know right now.
Okay.
Interesting match up here.
It's Team France versus Team All-Stars.
Get up here on Team France to win, they need it.
What's up?
Le France est en dernière.
Oh no.
Not after this one.
After this?
You're a lasser now, but after this.
You're going to beat the All-Stars?
Are you here at all, Maya?
No.
She controls animals like a superhero.
I know.
I can close the...
You keep it to yourself. Okay.
Maya, how do you feel about your opponent's team friends?
I think they're formidable.
They're the last place overall. Does that make you think it's gonna be easy?
Could be the comeback of the century.
Alright. Well, hey, competitors, strap in. We got...
Breaking news.
The tiebreaker has been tabulated.
Alright, we have our tiebreaker.
This is between the USA and Mexico.
Team USA Team Mexico both got ten crates high with the tiebreakers who got to ten faster correct
It ain't great time, but yes, and so which team did it faster the USA did it faster USA
Got it faster get on team USA
So it's gonna be alumni in
USA 6 Mexico 7
Okay, alumni in 5th, USA 6th, Mexico in 7th, UK, I hope they're having a good time, I really hope they're having fun. Shout out UK!
Let's go! Shout out UK!
Alright, just waiting for our competitors to get their harnesses on.
Eight minutes on the clock.
Oh, we got our timer too.
How we doing? Just like Eurovision. Did the UK do bad in Eurovision?
Couple cries for Team France. They need this problem. I promise you, they need this.
They are currently in last overall. But again, if you get first place in the event, you get eight points, that is massive.
That is massive.
All right, just waiting for the final safety checks.
We have Nicewig and Joelle, two units.
Nicewig, how you feel?
You good?
You doing the same strat?
All right, she'll go.
Chad, let me hear it if you want.
team all starts to win one more time
okay look at here for France
I want to be in French guys the Sun has mostly set how exciting
all right
runners are you ready
Joel, you ready?
Fibers, are you ready?
Get's up! Are you ready?
No holding the rope.
Safety, are we ready?
All right.
Semifinal match, winner moves on to the finals.
Three, two, one, go!
Eight minutes on the clock.
And I think we're going to see a lot of the same from the first round.
I think all stars looks the best.
They make Maya do the least amount of work.
All you gotta do is step up, step up, nice, sweet places in for you.
So as long as you're good at balancing with one foot,
which she's showing off right now, she is, then you should be fine.
Joelle, taking it a bit slower.
Trying to get those crates organized.
Team All-Stars already are crate ahead, but again, it matters the heights, not the weight.
All-Stars in the lead.
Joelle's still walking.
I'm not expecting this one to be a question of who falls first.
first, it's going to be who's higher at time and I think last time all stars got
to ten and they could have gone a lot farther if they needed so Francis is
gonna have the opportunity to slow down they're gonna need to pick things up a
little bit now all stars two crates ahead four high things start to get serious
at five crates. I have shown off the balance. Hats up. Deciding to stick with the step up strategy.
And nice wig not slowing down. Basically running suicides here. Another step up.
Now three crates ahead, team France falling behind.
There is a limit to how high they can get.
27 total crates.
If you're doing a 2x1, the absolute highest you get is 13 or 14.
You can't go forever.
But of course, the fastest team to get there will win.
Team France needs to pick things up, nice swing, not slowing down.
Maya going for the three point, that is totally allowed.
You can put your hands down if you would like for balance, you do not need to just be on
two feet.
In fact, you can sit, run it, it's really up to you.
All you have to do is have your weight on the crate.
Three crates ahead in about to be four.
I like the three-point strategy.
Having those hands ready to balance is smart from Maya and the All-Stars.
There are now four crates ahead of France.
Five minutes remain.
Francis is going to have to pick it up a little bit if they want any chance of winning.
Nice wig, now picking up the pace.
Joelle, you're walking.
Why are you walking, Joelle?
It's okay.
Getting the crate done.
Maya now four high.
Good.
Are you still tall enough?
Smart, yeah.
So, nice wig. Looks like he's coming up with strategy of lining up.
So, just to be clear though, nice wig. If this is your strat, you cannot stand on the crates to hand them over.
You will need to use the stick. You cannot stand on your crates.
Looks like he's bringing the crates to have a faster transfer.
That's him now taking a step up.
Maya using the hand strap. Another step up. Give it up for Maya Higa everybody.
Kyle 10, great tie. They matched their best from quarter finals.
France is two behind. If they finally reach the height where Nice's weight can no longer place them,
Maya's going to have to do the placing and the balancing and the standing.
Okay, it looks like it's no problem for the All-Stars.
Okay, I am doing all the work.
About to break her record.
Okay, three, two, one.
What? You don't have to...
You don't have to hold on.
Just making sure they're not holding the balance.
Higher currently, higher than anyone's been today.
Going for 12, not slowing down.
How much time is left?
France. Two minutes and 30 seconds. Now for people at home, even if Maya falls,
France has to beat her height to win. Which is 12 crates. If Maya pulls us off,
she would be at 12 herself.
You ready for Metrolikesk?
Safety first here.
We're all trying to place it about 9 or 10 high.
We're all trying to finagle to figure out this 12th crate.
We're doing all the weight on one tower.
Transfer, stitches, stand up.
There it is!
Maya's now 12 high!
Ten minutes! Ten minutes!
Right now, Team Francis is three behind.
And Team All-Stars is not slowing down.
Oh my gosh! Going for 13 crates!
90 seconds left!
Why is that 13 crates and she's going for 14.
At this point, Team France needs a miracle.
There are four crates behind and they only have one minute to get it done.
That means Katsup needs to get up every 15 seconds.
She needs to start going fast.
But team All-Stars is making a statement.
I'm proving a point.
Somebody yelled at Maya, she said, they said,
you don't have to go anymore, she replied,
I'm proving a point.
30 seconds for May.
Although we're still in a 1v1,
I think we're in a cutscene.
This contest is all but over 20 seconds remain.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Give it up for Lowe!
You guys, you come down now, come on down.
What's going on?
Go boss!
Thank you.
I'm now the round of applause for the Oscars who won under all of these.
14 great times.
Maya, I just need to talk you through that.
Somebody yelled at you.
They said you don't have to go any more.
You were hit by four crates.
You said I'm proving a point.
What is the point you're trying to prove?
They say I'm small.
They say I can't play basketball.
They say I'm not athletic.
Some even say I'm ugly.
But here I am on the crates.
She crates my uh...
Nice way. You didn't give up, bro.
You were on the unsung gem of this team. You were running the entire time.
You at one point, I think, were on your tippy toes for the tenth crate.
Were you just locked in following your lead?
Dude, how can I not be? She's one of the groutons.
You're not the grouton. It was crazy.
She's staying, dude. It's the same.
You guys are sitting in the finals.
We'll go up against the winner of this next match.
I'm curious, who do you want to go against?
It is going to be Team International, Team World
Live versus Team Canada.
What do you want, man?
Go.
I don't know.
You want to go to college?
I don't know.
All right.
It doesn't matter.
We'll see.
Hey.
GD, y'all, all right, well, we got one more match
in our semifinals, we got Canada versus Team World Wide.
Come on over, y'all.
Team Canada, come on over, Team World Wide.
Let's have a chat.
That's something that you don't know.
We're going for first, we're going for first.
So you guys took it easy in your first round match.
But you have a lot more in the tape.
You said you're done for first.
Are you not a little intimidated by what you saw from Maya?
I think she's cocky right now.
Ooh, you think she's cocky right now?
I don't know.
It's me.
I'm sorry.
Right there.
That kind of looks like cocky.
But it's fine.
We have actually a new strategy.
OK, keeping it a secret.
All right, good luck y'all.
Let's talk to Team Worldwide.
Matt, how are you feeling?
I'm not gonna lie, our boy, Ray,
I think he's eating right now.
What?
He's not here.
Ray's busy eating?
Ray's busy eating.
Ray has 60 seconds before you guys are DQ.
Did you get somebody else up?
No.
Ray!
Run, oh my god.
Ray!
Ray was eating!
Ray!
Ray, where were you?
I shit myself.
Oh, you shit yourself?
Yeah, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Are you feeling better now?
Yeah.
Are you ready for this?
All right, man.
Actually, yeah, probably.
It makes more sense.
All right, guys, get off your team, we're a water wind!
Woo!
What about team Canada?
They like the Canadians. What can you say? Our brother's up north.
Alright y'all, the winner will place, excuse me, the winner of this will go up against
all stars in our finals. The losers will go up against Team France in the third place
match. So there's still two more games to go through after this one.
Gonna make sure our competitors are all strapped in, ready to go.
We have our new PB 14 high, but in this contest, you can fall at any point.
You can be one crate high if your foot falls on the ground, you're out.
Once you're on the crates, you're on the crates.
I'm hearing words, she actually got 15 high by the way.
That's insane. 15 highs, crazy.
All right, y'all.
Runners, are we ready?
Ready?
Runners, are we ready?
Safety, are we ready?
It's time for our second semi-final match.
Three, two, one, let's go!
Alright we are in it. Second semifinal match. I remember in the quarterfinals
although we had the Crocs on it Ray is good at keeping the speed up. I also
remember Team Canada playing a game of chicken they ended up winning it. It was
close and they only got six, maybe seven crates high.
An early lead for Team Worldwide.
Talbot doing a bit of micromanagement from the bench, asking Ray to make the crates a little closer.
Maybe the type of thing to help the team. Maybe the type of thing to hurt you.
Just to confirm, the overall record is my ego with 15 crates who just counted again. Wow.
Let's see if one of these teams can beat that so far. Team Worldwide. Two crates ahead of Team Canada.
It's a bit off-center. Can you readjust it?
Yo, can you readjust the crates or no?
He can readjust. He just can't hold it while you're out.
We adjust the right one then.
No, no, but you see how...
I think like shove it in.
Yeah, go.
Team Canada doing the same thing Team World LUD was doing.
Just trying to make the two stacks a little bit tighter together.
That time they took to do that has now left them four crates behind Team World LUD.
I remember a team that took a little too long to catch up to their opponents.
I don't know how good I am at the game.
And it up losing.
That team was Team France.
Oh, shit.
Still, four crates behind for Team Canada.
Six minutes remain.
A lot of time lefts.
If you get tied, just show them today.
Team Worldwide not slowing down.
There's no reason to go slow.
You will still win if you get 10 crates high in fall first as long as your
opponents don't get 11 crates high. I think the game of chicken mostly just
adds more stress on the primer for a little value.
Montez, last man remaining in this competition.
Now if his fans like it, I'm like, don't worry about this shit.
And then, worse than balancing, at least according to streamer games stats,
it's like, trying to make this step, taking a lot of time.
Ray said, too strong, talking shit.
Selbit trying to call him off.
Ray can't help himself.
Right now, just to be clear, you guys are six crates behind.
There's only five minutes left.
Team Canada looks, it looks like an eight minute cut scene of losers if they can't make a change.
They said they had a secret strategy. Let's see if it comes in a play.
Alright, let's go.
Okay. How many minutes up?
You only have four minutes, 45 seconds, Gontes,
and you're currently five crates behind Martin,
picking up the pace.
Now, Team Worldwide is going to have to slow down
because they can no longer place the crates.
They have to use the rod to lift it up.
That's also harder for the timer.
You've got to grab the crate, place the crate,
bounce on the crate.
And with this, Team Canada is catching up
half the time is over now half the time is gone wait wait team Canada now only
three crates behind team worldwide letting their lead slip a bit rage is
watching
team Canada catching up quickly
Ray places the crate but there's no universe he's gonna be able to place one
more than that that's gonna be the last great let's go to Canada chance started
by agents does not pick up right up here we're tight
You are three crates behind currently and you only have a couple minutes left three minutes
left.
Yep.
Nice.
Argan trying to place in the crates worldwide successfully places the crate down that taking
some time here. Doing the same strategy we saw from Maya, crouching and placing the hands
for balance that is totally allowed. Two and a half minutes left. What? Two and a half
minutes left. Team Canada, you guys only got two minutes. Keep going, keep going, right
there. You guys are going to have to pick it up. You are now two behind. Keep going,
Keep going, keep going, Ray, keep going, keep going, keep going!
I won't fall!
That is fully locked on this one crate.
Hurry up, Ray!
Ray!
Two minutes remaining, Team Canada!
Faster, faster, Ray!
They are two...
Stacks behind.
Now, how do we go in the battle?
They're going to have to chain something up.
Or hope Team World Live falls.
The hope doesn't get you far in streamer games you should watch out you're behind
me Martin said watch out now a little bit of a crash from Martin Martin should I
get in her head how much time you guys only have 90 seconds and you're too
behind no you gotta speed up you only got 90 seconds go go go you are too
behind. Gontas, you are still too behind. You need to get too higher.
Now they're picking things up, but did they turn on the gas a little bit late?
One minute ten seconds. Bring it. Bring it. Gontas, you got to step up. One minute
five seconds remain. If my knees are on this account. If you got there after her
you lose. But if my knees are on this account. You have to be on the crates. Your knees
If all your weight's on it, it's fine.
Don't test to be clear, if all your weight, it's fine.
It has to be all your weight.
Don't test going for two crates at once.
Don't test going for the knee strap.
40 seconds, Martin, you've got to get another box.
That counts.
That does count.
There's still one behind, right?
No, this is fuck.
You are still one behind.
I'm going right, Arnie.
30 seconds.
Don't test your one behind.
We gotta get this, we gotta get this.
Martin, you need to get another.
Martin, you need to get another because he has to go two more high.
So just to be clear,
Dante has to get on the box that he's holding
and then another one before Nat steps on this box.
With 11 seconds left,
I think we are watching a man
who is struggling but ultimately failing in his pursuit.
Three, two, one.
Time is up.
Give it up for Team Worldwide!
Let's go!
Good job now.
You guys did amazing. I liked the double knee strike.
It was a bit of an ult.
It didn't end up going your way because you needed to get so much more height.
If we would have maybe tried one more and then double knee strike.
Yes, but you guys do have one more game though.
You're doing the third place match against France
right now, so stay strapped in.
Are you guys ready?
Nope, do you want a water?
Do you want a water for him?
Do you want a water for Team Canada?
I'll get you water.
Team Worldwide, Matt.
How you doing?
Congratulations.
All right, talk to me.
Was that stressful?
Um, I'm gonna be, I'm not gonna lie, I'm getting tired.
Yeah, you have a little break because of third place match.
You're going up against Maya.
Oh, man.
Man, oh, man.
Are you stressed? You seem a little stressed about that.
Um, no, not at all. Not at all.
I'll tell her my best to keep up with her, so she hasn't been up a challenge.
You've locked up top two for Worldwide.
Don't be sad. Whatever happens, happens. You get a break.
Break time!
Team France, come on out!
Joellen Katzab, give it up for Team France, everybody!
It's you against Canadians.
But this one is the good one.
This one's easy.
We're gonna win.
You're a bit sick.
Are you better?
Yes, and now you're back, okay?
All right back to win. I love to give it up to France everybody. Let's go
Guys don't know Joelle
another Jordan flu game in fact
Both Martin on team Canada feeling a bit sick and Joelle team France feeling a bit sick
It's the sick these sick match. We'll see who locks up third who locks up fourth
Then we're going to do our finals, and we're going to kick things over to volleyball.
That's the plan right now.
I think it's going to shake up the scores a lot though.
I remember correctly, Team All-Stars needed some points.
Now they've locked up at least seven or eight.
We'll see who ends up winning.
Martin's talking about strategy here.
We're trying to realize what it's actually about to if you're a small like woman.
You think there's an advantage to being a small woman?
Yes.
And do you not think that you have a similar frame and build?
Well, look, our frames are similar, so listen, if you're saying, I do, then you don't have
the same frame, unframing logging, so there's that.
So what are you going to do, because you're going up against?
It's just one of those things where we're just happy to be here, and you can't really
do much when it comes to that.
And now I know what it feels like to lose, I usually win in life so...
So this is a learning experience?
Yeah!
And I had a talk with Martin, we said if he gets fourth, he's getting in the ring with
and he's beating your ass.
So this time...
What?
You better hope we get third.
Like you better be biased on that micro as he's coming for you.
You will like, box the code.
Ah!
Okay.
Alright.
Intimidating guy.
Whatever.
It's not scary at all.
Whatever, it's not scary at all.
Shrapin!
Can we get up?
Alright, we're gonna get our last two competitors ready.
Jen, how we doing? What do you think about Craig Stack this year?
Do we bring it back next year?
You guys like Craig Stack?
Alright.
All right, this is the third place match.
Agent giving a bit of advice.
Is that a little bit of team captain?
So be brave, take that step, speed up the process a bit.
That's like, I think he just tried to rush it, and kind of like what you were playing for,
the hockey.
Yeah.
But like, realistically, it was just kind of like, I don't want to imagine.
Hockey reference.
W, Canadian.
I love it.
All right, y'all.
We are about ready for our third place match.
Next.
Eight minutes on the clock.
Whoever gets the highest, fastest, wins.
points for the winner, pot points for the loser, and only one game will be left after
that it will be volleyball. So this is the last time until then for them to earn points
for their team.
Waiting for the last safety check.
All right, runners, are you guys ready?
Martin?
Climbers?
Are you ready?
Don't hold the rope.
Safety, are we ready?
Third place match ready to go. Three, two, one, go!
Eight minutes on the clock. Whoever gets highest in the fastest moves on.
Everyone who's just tuning in, this is a Jordan flu game for both Team Canada and France.
Martin, that diarrhea for the last two weeks, Joelle. The heat, it gets you.
I had a short visit to the medical tent feeling better now, but I had to compete for their
squad.
They first ever change up.
And it looks like, am I looking at this correctly?
Team Canada's going for a three, what even is this structure?
It's three wide at the bottom.
Almost like a staircase maybe.
An interesting strat.
Now, nobody has used all of their crates.
So you do have extra crates to use.
It's just gonna be more work on Martin
because now to achieve similar heights,
you need one additional crate per stack.
I don't know what's stepping up.
I don't know what's happening with the bottom stack.
What a fact!
So now they're ditching, it was literally just for the first one, all right, a novelty
crates, and they have now swapped it back to the two by one strats. Sometimes the meta
is the meta for a reason. Each team is throwing a tie, one extra crate for team France, maybe
a five second lead, depends how long it takes to get up here, there's the step, and now the
are tied. It's going to be a game of speed. You don't have the opportunity to slow down.
Pats up, takes the lead. No!
It's true.
Goddess has to match that height.
What is that?
Hopefully you remember words echoed by agents.
But you're not that high up.
Be brave.
You look solid.
Cat's up.
Using a smart strat.
Put your hands down.
What?
It's good. Smart.
He said, yeah, I'm smart.
But using the hands to balance to make that step up problem, you want 15 crates high.
Montez, when you stand that high up, your bounce is a little harder.
He's higher.
He's just getting himself more work.
You touch the crates, the bounce, the fit.
You can't hold them while you're stepping up.
Five minutes remain, we are three minutes through.
Three minutes through.
Doctor, how you doing?
I saw a rock.
The nerves are hitting.
You gotta understand, he is not even,
the crates are not even as tall as Martin.
But it's different when you're up there.
Six feet is not the same looking down as it is looking from above.
Team Canada doing a better job keeping pace with their approach in this third place match.
Oh no, actually, I'll stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Trying to figure out the communication of where you're going to place the crate.
Oh, uh-oh.
Wait to hold it on.
No, no, no, it's okay. Now you're going to fall.
Almost a drop there from team. It's good save.
Gontes takes this step up. He will tie team France, but team France isn't slowing down.
If team Canada doesn't start making some moves, they're at risk of failing the same way they failed in a semi-final match.
Four minutes left. Four minutes left. You guys are one crate behind right now. One stack behind.
Yeah, go for it.
Okay.
Three and a half minutes remain.
Yo, looks pretty wobbly.
You should actually watch out.
Gontes trying to talk trash.
Doesn't understand that she doesn't speak English.
Makes it a little bit harder.
Gontes needs to take a step up.
on a lot of time left, and now three crates behind.
Martin also trying to talk trash.
Again, they don't speak English.
Doing the old pick-up basketball.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, strax.
Joelle said he's calm.
Ice in the veins.
Canada, you guys only have minutes.
Don't make the same mistake you did last one.
Output for God's S
Not only two freaks behind
Well slowing it down for ten. Yeah, I'm ready for two
Canada you are
If it's gonna end now Canada's office next
We go fucking demon mother left hand. Yeah
All right
You guys only got up
two minutes 15 seconds don't make the same mistake you did last time you're
gonna have to start making some moves
ending up the crate to Don Tess is Martin
Don says how to pick it up guys one minute 45 seconds. What are we doing?
You have to step up two more crates before she steps up one
You are one behind, but if she gets there before you you lose
If you do your knee strap, are we at are we at the same time? No, she's one above you
So you have to match her by going one up. Oh my god
You're going to fall.
Oh, my God.
90 seconds remain, Dantes.
Be brave.
You are now tied.
But, Dantes, here's the deal.
You lose because she got to that height before you.
So you only have about 65 seconds
to get one step higher
before she does.
Martin's not helping you out by dropping your crate.
You only have 59 seconds Martin. You only have 59 seconds Dantes. You are one step
behind. Grab the break. 50 seconds. Let's go. You got to grab it. Kneel down brother.
Good save by Martin. 40 seconds. Go, go, go.
Dantes, if you want to win you're going to have to go for the knees track. You're going
to have to go through the knee strike. Here's the deal, 30 seconds remain. If
Katsup puts her weight, Katsup is now one higher.
Don't says she's going for the knee strike. If Don't says steps up with both
knees before Katsup, you won't need. Big play! Canada's in the lead! Canada's in the lead!
10 seconds! Canada's going to lose! 3, 2, 1, it's over! Team Canada wins!
And the seed of strategy works. Sometimes all that matters is alting at the right time.
He waited for the two great step-up and it worked out watch out. Oh my gosh
Thanos are you okay? Oh
My god, terrifying me a lot week guys
Give it up for Team Canada!
That was...awesome!
Saving the two great strats for the very end.
Is that something you had talked about?
Not at all.
We're trying to like, project that with who you're playing.
It's at what it is.
You think it's like, Martin, we're on the same wavelength.
Like, I can start a sentence, I'll finish it.
You didn't do that.
No, I didn't.
Guys, congratulations!
Third place for T-Cannon is massive!
They're so in sync, that was amazing!
Wow, you can see the synergy.
That was beautiful.
Joël, how are you?
4th place, it's not bad!
You won it 3rd!
At the very end, they made 2 of them in one team.
Oh my god, 2 smart teams.
So that's why you lost, they did 2 out of 1s.
Fourth place is good, the only thing left today, volleyball.
Yeah, we're gonna win volleyball.
You good?
Yes, we're good.
Each time I say that, we're gonna lose.
But volleyball is gonna win.
We're excited to see it.
Volleyball will be coming up next.
We only have one more contest.
We're going to watch one final great stack.
We're going to be watching.
Guys, give it up for Team Worldwide featuring T10.
Now get up to Team Worldwide, everybody.
Matt, are you ready?
Yes, I have a wager.
You have a wager with Maya?
What's the wager if um if I let you win when I get a tour to alveas yeah
You just said if you let her win you're gonna get a tour to alveas I win then you get it
Are you guys bribing each other in the middle of my show?
What do you shut up?
Let's just take lift in and
See how it goes.
Guys, give it up for Maya with Team All-Stars.
I'm going to be honest, it kind of sounds like Nat just wants a tour of Alveas
and thinks she's going to lose and was hoping to get one for free.
Not a bad strategy to be fair.
You guys know how it works.
A-minutes on the clock.
Whoever gets the highest, the fastest before falling wins.
This is for first place overall. It is the finals for the crate stack guys
It's kind of cold now. No
The Sun went down it feels good, right?
You wouldn't believe how bad it was at 2 p.m. It's nice out now. I can be here all day. It's like 70 degrees
Maia's road to 16. Maia, are you trying to break your record? Wow, you got something to prove.
All right guys, well I think we're ready to go. Hey, he's behind here. He's still across here.
Runners, are you ready? Climbers, are you ready? Safety, are we good? Guys, can we count down for the final one?
Five, four, three, two, go.
And we're off.
Maya seems like the absolute best great stacker
to ever do it, a true talent.
But here's the issue, you can fall at any point.
Even too high, you can fall.
Ray, you gotta put the helmet on, Ray.
Ray, helmet on, helmet on.
You can hold it, but keep the helmet on.
Selbit trying to micromanage from the back,
trying to be a good team captain, offer support.
Ray, doing his best.
Actually beating out Niswig right now,
they are going faster.
Of course, the speed helps by how well you balance
When your 5, 10, 15 boxes high matters so much more.
This is all tutorial.
But it helps give you time to balance later on.
Crowd cheer for Maya.
Who wants Maya?
He's going to win.
And who wants Nat to win?
Hell yeah.
Right now, Team Worldwide is in the lead.
If it were to end right now, Team Worldwide would win.
Nat is ahead of Maya by one box.
Again, it is fastest to step up.
You need all your weight on it, it doesn't matter if it's your knees, your butt, your feet.
First, to put their weight up, they'll be asking Ray to fix the crates, there is a small gap between the two.
Six minutes left, so far these competitors seem quite stable.
One hundred and two minutes, six minutes left.
Six minutes left, a lot of time left.
But I think this might be the first time we use all of our crates.
They got 36 so they are able to get 18 high if they wanted
Worldwide still in the lead
They can fall at any moment
All stars they desperately need this the games have not gone their way
Stable Ronaldo didn't do the best in 100 meter
They were airplane, cutie didn't go as well as they hoped.
So they need some points to stay in the competition.
Worldwide still in the lead.
They are tied, but that got up just a bit earlier than Maya.
Enough that if there were to fall, the Worldwide would win.
Now here's where there's a slight advantage for Team All-Stars.
Nice weak solid.
So Ray's going to the stick.
But look who's going to catch up.
If it's not Team All-Stars, Nicewood just gets to place this last one.
Now, for the first time in the finals, Team All-Star has the opportunity to pass Team Worldwide.
I need to place this a step up before for her to take the lead, but not very quick to place and that puts one foot on
She's here the second there it is worldwide still believe
Worldwide is still in the lead
About four minutes remaining these competitors are
Fruising they're blazing through this
Ray is doing his due diligence.
I will say for a guy with Crocs, he is fast.
Now, Maya steps up first here.
She will take the lead, first foot on is Maya.
Ray, you have to wait.
And that asks Ray to wait.
Maya placing both.
Maya takes the lead.
All-stars in the lead now.
That trying to get comfortable, trying
to find that center of balance, she does tie the All-stars.
But now they're behind, not only in height, but also in time,
because it's running out.
And they're two frets behind.
Good job, Micework.
I need to make this next step off.
She has not done it yet.
This doesn't count.
So both feet are up.
There it is.
Maya gets the next height.
Matt trying to follow closely behind, takes a breath.
At this point, these competitors
are about 12 feet in the air.
This does become stressful.
They're totally safe.
But that doesn't mean that it's not scary to take that step
with these wobbly towers.
Team All-Stars still in the lead.
They're about two crates ahead.
We only have two minutes and 40 seconds left.
Just to be clear, if they use all of their crates and they both successfully get to the top,
it will be the team that gets their fastest that wins.
Now you do have the option at a certain point to go one at a time,
but you have a limited number of crates.
Once you use all the crates, it's over.
It looks like five crates left for Team All-Star.
This is insane.
Guys, give it up for these competitors!
What a final!
Team All-Star in the lead.
Dita Net is tying the height.
Maia is now one higher, she's going for two.
One minute, 40 seconds remain.
Look how high Ray has to lift just to get the connection.
What an advantage for Nicewig.
90 seconds remain.
Maia, you are one ahead of Nat.
Nat, you can tie with this step.
But no, Maia's taking another step.
All stars are now two ahead.
All-stars are two ahead, and Nat, if she wants to get closer, needs to make this step.
She's, there it is.
All-stars is one behind.
One minute, seven seconds remain.
One minute remains.
Here's the deal, Maya.
This is her last crate.
Now, Maya, you have the option if you would like.
To stack it up one.
Matt, for you to win, you're going to have to go for a one by one tower.
Thirty-four seconds are left.
So even if Maya's gone, they're faster.
They're going for the one by one tower knee-strat.
And now this is very difficult for Maya.
Because Maya is going to have to step down.
If Matt can step onto this tower before Maya, she will take the lead.
Ten seconds.
Ten seconds left.
Five, four.
Team International is in the lead.
Guys, three, two, one.
It's over.
Worldwide wins.
Guys, 3, 2, 1, it's over, world wide wins!
They're one stack higher.
Guys, get right back out, right back out.
We're going to find out who won.
Wait, I thought you were going to win.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So I was incorrect, all stars wins.
I'm bad.
They did get equal height.
Watch out.
I'm in the Jaguar Tower here. You guys are fine.
So sorry for my mix of disaclarify.
They got equal height. Maya got there faster.
The two by one strategy was good, right?
To go for that last two-prate stack up.
deck up but they needed to do that after getting one higher. They did it a little bit too early.
First off, Nat, how do you feel? Is that stressful?
It was, I'm not a lie. I was a worry if I could keep up to like part of a mile. I'm kind of proud I did.
You did amazing guys, you did a good job for Nat everybody.
That was amazing.
Yeah, so at the end, you did two crates.
The issue is you were two behind.
So if you tied her height, because they had used
every single one of their crates, you still had two left.
So you matched her height after she got there.
So you actually got the same height just a little bit later.
Should I have used another crates again?
You would have had to have done three or stepped up one
and then done the two, yeah.
Yeah, you can go.
Yeah, how are we doing?
Same height.
Well, we got there first.
No, we got there second.
You sure?
I don't know.
Do you want a VAR?
No, use your VAR.
No, I'm just asking you.
How are you feeling?
I wasn't looking at Maya, because I have a focus.
Okay, okay, okay.
You guys did amazing.
You fucking killed it.
One more time for Team World Live.
Maya.
And give it up for our All Stars, Nice Wig and Maya Liga.
That was crazy. I apologize, Adam mixed up at the end. There was two crates left. So you
had to hit that height first. So she tied your height, but you were already there. I will
say though, when you thought you had to go one higher, you were going crazy.
Was I?
You were balancing on one. The whole tower was wobbling. You were moving confidently.
Why do you think you were good at this?
Cause I'm small and I'm nimble and I'm cli-
I feel like you also are good at balancing.
Easy with the skateboarding?
I can do a kickflip, I don't have the eyes either.
That's tough.
Nice way, how do you feel?
Good dude.
Are you guys?
No, I'm alright, we got volleyball.
You've latched through every single crate you had.
I'm tired a little bit for sure dude, I'm feeling that shit.
You guys got volleyball, you have a little bit of time, but...
We'll see, because the loser gets to pick their opponents.
They could pick you first
I'll give you some time because check this out. We're gonna talk to Slime and we're gonna talk to Pete
We're gonna get an update on the scores guys who's in first place
Absolute pulse pounding action as we find as the Sun sets
Yes, Maya star shines brightest against T10 Matt who we hyped up earlier
That was the thrilling conclusion that we were all promised from the beginning, you know short people
I'm doing my job. I don't laugh it. No, I'm excited to hear. I'm a part of let me hear it short people deserve rights
And if this doesn't prove that yeah, and if this doesn't get legislation going
I don't know what will I don't either but I can tell you something right now
This is a worldwide issue because if you look at the leaderboard they're at the top and they're clearing it by nine
total points
Over team all-stars in third place el tree
Mexico and then rounding out the top four is Canada shockingly. I can't believe it
They peaked in the industrial revolution
United Kingdom is last
Yeah, you know for it like it's it just didn't they didn't master the factories and stuff
They're just left to others their food has not been had any progress. It's all brown beige dumpy
And they're not making any progress like oh you're there at the bottom of the board
You know you feel like a license to just go crazy. I can feel you are vibrating
It's fire off at beans on toast. I'm just I just can't believe it there
their score is as lumpy as their cuisine,
which is kind of shocking that France is in seventh
because you would expect they have, they look the part,
they have what I think is a commendable amount
of the kids say aura.
But like, I just, nothing has come together for them
the entire day.
Yeah, we're gonna have to look,
if you're a fan of those bottom four teams,
we're gonna have to look to things like volleyball,
our last event of the day, much more athletic,
much more celebrated.
Crank stacking is a very niche sport that apparently Maya is worth a lot of that.
Shit!
I, you know, as a, as a newcomer to the Crank Stacking, I, I'm ready for this to explode
on ESP and the OCHA.
I'm ready.
That was fun.
And Maya and T-10 Nat, they absolutely crushed.
Oh my God, we're getting a chat update.
Yep.
Little, let me read a newscaster.
Allegations of bad math happening right now.
We see chat, a Hispanic soup in the chat says, Math wrong.
11 no well I mean they'll fix it I don't know they'll figure it out listen
we're all playing the hand we're deli here okay and if they want to say they
get bonus points they get bonus points all right this is where the rules matter
and the points don't but we're having fun man okay so I'm not gonna fuck with
you guys yeah we're over schedule this was I think no he was supposed to end
at like 730 great stacking went crazy it's about that we're gonna play some
Evening volleyball, right? This is a pickup evening street volleyball
Prison rules only do you understand me?
So it is the last game of the evening
So we started with the blazing hot sun right at its apex. Look at T. Look at Tanka. Tanka, Tish!
Whoa! Now goes Tanka
Man and the Sun was still out. Oh, that's and that's a pose
So beautiful just to be
just hanging around in the air.
Oh man, it feels good.
The breeze is coming in off the coast.
The vibes are immaculate here at USC.
And crate stacking, now that it's completed,
we're tabulating the updated scores.
You guys are seeing the best of the,
this is probably the best shot.
I mean, seriously, they absolutely performed.
Ludwig's incorrect math at the end.
He just couldn't count.
You know why?
It's genuinely because his eyes are offset
and he was looking at two different things.
like the levels can't yeah the same verticality and his eyes just didn't
match up and that's the real result of that how did he win archery does he
close one of them I see so he sees the world differently when he locks it with
one yes so he got everybody excited we all thought oh my god she came back
from nowhere and he also his use of the air horn has to be studied it's the
most embarrassing thing I've ever seen minus one thousand or a one way can you
I don't understand it because you know we were talking a lot he goes I was talking to me the other day
He goes yeah, you know what baby things have been great. I'm just kind of cresting got engaged
I have this great job. It's time professor L best teacher and then he give him an air horn and he
Simple tasks this is what happens to the rich lose their ability to feel tangibility of real life
Air horn. That's the most work. He's done in two years making their own coffee. He doesn't do that
To find the way yes guys what he found out what a power bottom was remember when I said it earlier when we were off camera
He turned to me. He's like so what's the power box?
No, I asked you if I thought you were making a league reference to bottom lanes, and I was like a power
So I didn't understand a lot of your references, but I'm very agreeable when you start saying that
That is historically you love having a yes and or in your corner. He has a yes and or
I feel like though my yes ending for you has ended
Historically very poorly. No, but I'm glad I will be a yes and or if that's another term that I don't even know
I'll do it forever by my side buddy itself explanatory, but yes, I appreciate that
So they're sending up for volleyball guys, whatever that will entail and we're gonna get into it
It's gonna be a bracket. I'm pretty sure so if you like volleyball and you like streamers
This is a custom built for you coming up
So we're just we're just hanging out until then again the chat these hosts are cringe
This guy's name is Obi-Wan J. Copeson. How did we not win him over?
He's got to be funny say everyone only one tell us what you want from us. That's correct
I'll act that's I will do it. I would be old enough to understand that that's insulted. We'll do it
We're waiting. I
Everyone's waiting. We're waiting for you. I've got 60,000 people on the line here. We want to hear what's so cringe
Yeah, I knew it
No, he's interesting because he's like some of these people in chatter me. I'm like Pete this chat is amazing
I've been in chat when they really don't like you. Oh
It's
It's pretty it's tough. Here's the thing is I want to please all of you. I look up to these guys
I'm having a great time. I went and talked to the crowd. They are outstanding. Thank you crowd by the way
You guys have been patient for over seven hours and we're still got one more game left for you guys
Yeah, I
Yeah, the streamer games. It is better beautiful flowers
Yeah, French you do speak it it easy as I do well
Well, did you hear about the plan?
Because the French team is actually
kind of cobbled together in the last moment,
because people kept dropping.
Ludwig was very stressed out.
I actually never see him like that, usually.
I see him like that twice in my life.
And one of them was this thing.
And so he finally got some French people together
to come to be on the team.
But people were suggesting, even
Cutie Cinderella, his own fiance, that someone like me
show up, striped shirt, baguette, beret.
I can be French.
I wrote a French hit song.
He shoots it down every single, probably like seven times.
Shot it down every time.
It's because we need you here.
Without you, I'm nothing but.
So we're glad that Slime was able to be with us.
And you know, you're always going
to be our little Frenchie.
Thank you.
So don't worry about it.
So here.
Thank you, bro.
So we're going to go to the ads real quick.
And when we get back, we're going
to have an updated scoreboard, and we're
going to get the math right.
We're gonna make Obi-Wan happy.
We'll be back in just a minute.
See you then.
All right.
You think I have endurance?
My laptop's got way more.
Cause the Alienware is good
if you wanna have long sessions.
No matter what you're gaming on.
Someone grab me, I'm gonna drop it.
I'm gonna drop it.
AWGG Sush help me.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh, fuck.
AWGG Sush help me.
You're not gonna even hit me.
Charlie.
Come here!
I'll be right back.
Good Charlie.
Come sit.
Let's go home.
Charlie, stop.
Charlie, what are you doing?
Charlie, will you stop that?
Charlie, are you crazy?
Silly dog.
One more treat for you.
Sorry, where were we?
Are you crazy, dog?
Red Bull gives you wings.
Fellas, did we say 11.30 tomorrow?
No, we did not say 11.30. What we agreed on was 11.
11 a.m. Sharp.
No, no, no, no, no. You have to say razor sharp.
If you don't say razor sharp, his eyes go into the back of his head
and he can't remember anything.
Also, don't do the fella's voice. You know how that makes you feel.
Okay, voice is gone.
11, razor sharp.
I totally got you.
I have a small ask, though. Can we do a little bit later?
How much later?
7 p.m.
7 p.m. Oh my god, 7 p.m. Oh my god, 7 p.m.
That's so much labor.
Galbo.
Letty, the golden goose.
It's good to hear your voice.
Remember when you were blind?
I do.
This is humiliating.
What if we have plans?
We can't just change what we're doing.
OK, you wouldn't have plans.
Yeah, you have plans?
Anyways, tomorrow, agenda, it's full.
We should review your list of commitments.
You got time?
Kelly, we talked about this, leave me alone.
Lud.
Luddy?
If I was your neighbor, I'd think you're dead in there.
I'm at a dinner party, I'm wearing a tuxedo.
Uh-oh, it's a wellness check.
I haven't seen you in seven days.
What's the cut of the tuxedo?
Low?
Low cut?
It's low cut.
The band's playing, I can't hear you guys, I gotta go.
Connection matters, it has to be AT&T.
It's so bad.
I've had it, I've had it with this doubt.
All right everybody welcome back to Streamer Games we have our final event
volleyball give it up. Okay guys I got two things to note that I need to bring
up first we're running a little bit behind okay we had somebody infiltrate
our field so we're gonna speed things up a bit round one of volleyball is gonna
be to eight points win by two now a lot of people at home have probably played
volleyball, but you've never played volleyball with me as your rep. The rules
are different. The only rules I'm checking is to make sure they serve behind
the line and the ball makes it over. I don't care where it makes it over, it just
doesn't make it over. All right, second thing, if it touches the net, flips over,
faults, you get one, second one, it's a point for the other team. You can score a
point on anyone's serve. For this first match, I have to announce Magla is injured,
You cannot play volleyball, because you're doing a 4v4.
Team Mexico has the ability to substitute in a player on either half, because we're going
to swap sides.
So they have two subs they can use if they'd like.
Does that make sense, everybody?
Guys, let's get this started.
Team Mexico, y'all ready?
Team France.
You ready?
Where is...
Where is waiting on one player for team France?
You guys are wondering how these matchups end up getting decided?
The people in last get to choose.
So for context, Team UK picked the first place team, the All-Star team, or excuse me, the
international team.
UK picked the international team to go head to head.
We're giving the international team a rest.
Team France picked Team Mexico.
So they chose the opponents that they're going up against.
All right, so just to clarify, every time it's your turn to serve, you have to rotate.
Clock walk, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Got me?
All right.
Guys, let's have a good game out there.
I appreciate you all back.
Okay, wait for the line.
All right. Zero serving, zero.
Cat's up to serve. Watch the line.
Acto Sionalinga!
All right, guys. Are you ready?
Cat's up. Pultuber.
Zero to zero.
That is inbound 1-0, France is up. Remains their serve.
Danny thought that was himself behind him.
Into this one. It is 1-0, it's going to remain same server.
Watch your turn. That's up if you don't know.
Only after the second comes back to you.
score you can say athletes you're gonna serve one serving zero first to eight
win by two that is going to be one no no no
That is a point for Team Mexico, 1-1.
If you mess up the serve, it is a point for the other team.
1-1, Danny serving.
Nice communication, ref, is that in?
That was out.
It was out, right?
It was out, and it didn't touch it.
Correct, yeah.
It was out. It was out. It was out. It was out. It was out. Yes, it's for you. Yes
It's out. French ball. All right, new serve
All right, two on France, two. Got a replay. Now, every player does have a VAR if they'd like to use it
Well, Mexico doesn't use it here
And it is true, true
a bad serve is gonna hurt behind the line. Benji do not step on that line Benji I
swear. Benji to serve 2-2. Ball is over. Check's over.
Great dig.
Nice ball.
Great volleyball being played by team next goal. Nice and that's enough to go over.
3-2, it is Mexico serve.
I'm coming alive for Team Mexico.
It is Mexico serve, your serve.
You won the point, it's your serve.
Benji, your serve still.
Power plant a little bit of volleyball.
Three serving two, watch the line, Benji. Do not step over it.
Line is in, that is in, cut!
Benji, you just stepped on the line for your serve, it's off the ball.
point but that is a point for team France it would have been out either way
you gotta listen it would have been out either way
touch the line is it it said it didn't touch the line that's our slot I'm just
telling you why are we here behind the right to fall all right 3-3 3-3 Francis
What a hit!
That is a point for Team France.
This is what I'm lying on the serve. How do we do this?
All right, tell him.
Yeah.
Hey, when you step, you do not step on the line.
You, you step.
Go in line.
All right, set over by Danny Bantz, no one there for Frantz.
It is a neck-and-neck game, 4-4, Archie to serve.
It is win by two. Give it up for Archie, everybody.
Now, Archie, do me a favor. Archie, be behind that line.
Archie to serve, 4-4.
And unfortunately it doesn't make it over 5-4 France up one
Marianne to serve for France she cannot step on the line Marianne
Marianne si tu crois sur ligne c'est fini tu peux pas passer la ligne tu ne peux pas passer tu peux pas passer
When it passed the line
No Coms, there's a collision!
6-4, France up 1.
Bad Coms from Team Mexico.
We need to communicate who's ball that was.
6-4, France up 1.
Yes, yes.
Serve gets over, Danny's got it, sets it over.
No one there for France.
Five to six, Mexico is now ready to serve.
They have not used their sub.
They do have one if they want.
They have chosen not to use their sub.
Five to six, this is huge.
You just need to get the ball over.
So far all the serves have been underhand.
The women's serve out of bounds
is gonna be a point for France.
And here's the deal.
France is on game points.
If France scores this, they win.
Watch your foot.
Last time he messed up his serve.
GG!
France wins!
Would you like to call?
Here you go, here you go, here you go.
There's been a VAR call to check.
If Joelle's foot was on the line,
We're going to need a replay of that serve.
They are going to the VAR.
Let's check the replay.
If he was right, if the foot was on the line,
it will be a swing, seven to six.
It looks behind from this angle.
Do we have another angle?
That's fine.
That looks kind of clean.
I won't lie.
I think that's clean.
Here's another angle.
Oh, that's kind of clean.
That's clean.
The call stands.
That is clean.
You can see green.
That is clean.
All right, Team Mexico.
You guys now have a tiebreaker.
You scored five points.
So you're going to be waiting on to see if other teams scored
less than five points.
But that's it, Gigi, guys.
Give it up for Team Mexico, everybody.
A huge win for Team France, who's been in last place.
Let's give it up for our next team, so we got next.
I don't have my packing.
I believe we got Team UK.
Give it up for them.
Versus Team Worldwide.
That's who you wanted, right?
You want a team role, Rod?
Real quick, real quick, real quick.
So you guys got to pick your opponents, right?
Why did you pick the first place team?
Let's be honest here.
We're gonna win. You should win against the king.
Why would we go against the lowest place team?
That's so pathetic. There's no honor in it.
And I think we want to try and take out the team that's in the middle.
I like that. I like that.
All right, Team International, please come on up.
All right, guys.
Team UK.
Team International.
Listen, listen, listen real quick.
You need to follow.
Team UK, listen.
You guys need to follow two rules.
One, whoever is serving is back here.
is back here. Every time it is your turn to serve, you have to rotate. So you go boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom. Okay? Second thing, I need you to be behind the line. If you cross
the line, you lose the point. Yes. Rotating when it's your turn to serve. UK, did you hear that?
Do not cross the line when it's your turn to serve.
When it's your turn to serve, you will rotate talk-wise.
So you will go here, you will go here, you will go here, you will go here, you rotate.
So it goes boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then guard goes up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you go center.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we're going to start in a minute.
Oh, oh, uh, who serves first?
I believe it's Topseam.
You make top-seed serve see that picked you guys get first serve give it up for
Zoyle, everybody!
All right, you're ready.
You're ready.
Oh, I see.
Wait a second, Zoyle.
Zoyle, watch that.
Zoyle.
Don't cross.
He always cross.
That's a practice. That's a practice. That's a practice.
All right, everybody, first to A. Give it up for U.K. to win.
And who wants Team International win?
Okay, guys, it is zero serving zero.
Zoyo, when you're ready, you can serve.
One point for Team Worldwide.
Go, go, go.
No, no, no, Bryce.
No, no, no, I screwed you.
Matt, it is you to serve.
One serving, zero.
Yes.
You can't spike.
Okay, now get it, get it, get it, yeah.
Does it go over?
One, one.
UK ties it up, let's get our rotation.
Rotate, rotate.
Connor, you're in the front right.
You were in the middle, yeah, you were in the front right now.
And then whoever just served, Zoya, Zoya, you're done.
There we go, there's a rotate.
Love it.
It looks like they never played volleyball before.
No.
You just go there.
Serves are too hot from our competitors so far.
Bear in mind, even if you lose, how many points you earn
is important.
Ready to serve?
You can't cross the line.
Let's see if he listened.
Two serving one.
Ready with the ace.
It is now three serving one.
Ready to serve again.
Zoyle calls for it, but the ball goes the wrong way.
It is four serving one.
It is looking rough for Team UK.
Team UK, good comms.
You guys got it, UK.
Ray to serve, four serving one, whenever you're ready, Ray.
A call for out from Conner,
makes Garnet shy away from the set.
Probably would have had a nice hit on it,
but he chose to listen to his teammate
and this time it did him dirty.
Five, one, Ray still serving.
U.K. is not willing to be brave and step up.
It is six serving one.
Ray might just skunk the team himself.
Six to one.
Ray to serve.
Oh, a huge kick!
He's doing so much, but he can't do everything.
7-1, an amazing dig, but not enough help for Team UK and now it is game point.
Game point, ready to serve. Can you seal the deal?
A high ball, can Zoyle get there?
Team UK scores one point.
How long ago was high school?
Three years ago.
That was that recent?
Three years ago.
I graduated 13 years ago.
Damn.
Who's next team?
GG man.
GG.
Alright give it up one more time for Team World Wide.
They move on.
You guys, do you have next teams?
And we got another match coming up.
It will again be a first to eight.
Can we give it up for Team Canada?
All right, USA, let's get in.
Team Canada, come on in.
And before I can even announce it, they're going up against Team USA!
Jeansy's the only reason why I'm pure today, honestly, but I'm going to be real.
We've got a different kind of initiative here.
I don't mean I can't afford to like listen Jinx is the only reason why I'm pure today honestly
But I'm gonna be real like we got it for Canada
Canada needs this they need it did they pick you or did you pick them?
I will say this is a very political charge team, but we're gonna try our best to keep it friendly
You're safe first Canada that makes sense
All right, if you don't say mine, I'm assuming you're not going for it
So please call it if we look over the same bomb you can highly upset who wants to surf first
They're gonna surf first actually
When we get the point back we're not rotating. No, you're gonna bet. But hey, we're gonna respect that line
Okay
Yes
Hey USA
So, who is in charge of picking Team Canada as the opponent?
Collectively.
What?
Fixie, you put your hand up.
Uh, why Canada?
I'm debating between alumni in Canada, and then I played some people from alumni, they're
good.
Canada, I can't name one good volleyball player in Canada.
Let me just clarify for a moment, are you not friends with Dante's over there?
Yeah, I love him to death, but he's not a volleyball player.
Love you to death, kid.
But, yes.
Watch this.
We will win this event.
Guarantee it.
Guys, I need you to follow two rules for me.
Please, please, two rules.
Do not cross this line while serving.
I will fault you.
Second one, just rotate when it's your ball again.
All right, those are the only two rules
I really care about.
Guys, let's have fun out there.
Give it up for him.
If you want to do a BAR call, you can.
Just let me know.
It is one a day.
It's your final today.
Guys, zero serving, zero.
Team USA to serve, it's Maury, whenever you're ready.
Champion last year, Maury back again.
And that was a line fought by Maury.
Maury steps on the line, it is ball for Canada.
I told you so clearly, I was so clear.
Maury, I said it so clearly.
Canada's ball.
They don't listen to me. I say it so many times. I'm going crazy. Just don't sit on the line. That's it.
That's all you have to do, bro.
Alright, you sir.
Bit of an ass-versed-but situation. It is one-to-one off of two failed serves.
Tyler, one stepping up, having some tough words with a referee here.
The eight ball from agent, it's a current, hits it over, Yonah receives it, Joe Barton
hits it back.
And the guys back to the boat.
More USA.
This is the first time it actually feels like a watching bowling ball. Let's keep it rolling.
Tyler wants to serve. Two to one.
That is in, three to one.
Line is in, line is in, line is in.
If it touches the line, it is in.
It is in, USA ball.
All right, Tyler wants to serve again, three to one.
That bump from Sakura, it is four to one.
A little pressure mounting.
Tyler to serve again, still anyone's game.
Agent calls a good set.
Good call, hits it over, nice bump.
What the hell was that?
What is that? Oh my God, it's so loud! What is happening? This is amazing! This is the greatest rally I've ever seen!
Holy shit!
The Orla Denials from Team Canada off of Jinx's header.
I'm out of breath. It's 2-4. Canada has a chance.
So Crero, respect that line.
Respect that line, two to four, so Crero to serve.
She was the top female and she was against 2025.
And it looks like 26 is a tougher year than happens.
Two serving, five.
Joe Barton served.
Overhead serve by Joe Barton.
Nice bump by agent, gets it over.
Yotta bumps the fact, Kokoke with the bump,
sets it up for Agent, Agent with the set, back to Kokoke.
Kokoke, the huge hit, jump bar, nice and smooth,
and Yotta's back there.
Yotta needed to set that.
A great rally.
Team Canada's smart, they played on their side
before handing it over.
Kokoke, great bump.
Beautiful, it is three to five.
Agent to serve.
Big serve from Agent.
Goes to Tyler, Tyler sets it over.
Agent back here, Martin to hit it over.
Nice hit by Martin.
Murray sets it back over.
Agent sets it to Kukot.
Kukot bumps it over to Tyler.
Tyler sets it back.
And back hit by Gotas.
It's going to give USA a point.
It is now six to three.
Huge front team USA.
Tyler won, coming up clutch there.
It is six serving three.
Leon and a serve.
BALTZ!
Oh my god, look at this fucking layout.
Of course he's gonna let a flight just cool.
Good bump.
Agents, a bump over.
Joe Bob looking crazy.
And USA wins it!
USA is on game point.
Yana hits it to agent, goes to the court, bumps it back to agent, agent with a spike.
Tywin Assert, no, it's not!
God just put it from the clutch.
Team USA wins.
In three points for Team Canada means no place above UK,
But below Team Mexico, Team UK, excuse me, Team Canada.
You guys are out, but you have a tiebreaker,
so you need the next team to score the last point for me.
Guys, you played amazing out there.
That was a tough team.
They picked on you, but I think tomorrow you're going to come back stronger.
Thank you all very much, guys.
Canada on three.
Two, three, Canada!
Let's go talk to our Americans.
And I want to talk to the MVP. Where's Tyler one Tyler come over here, bro
I want to ask you I want to ask the camera right here
That was an amazing volleyball performance. I want to ask you Tyler. Are you down to hang out me and stream sometime?
Oh, oh, oh, sorry.
Talk about it after a while.
My bad, my bad.
What, have you played volleyball in the past?
Where have you come from?
P.E. class, MVP, senior year.
How long ago was that?
13 years.
Wow.
And you still got that dog in you?
I still got that dog.
Eee!
Give it up for Tyler, everybody.
Ah!
I'm back.
All right, we're moving to our next round.
It is going to be, guys, give it up.
You want to win, or you want to see team alumni win
or five from Shreemur, you give it up for them.
I'm sensing a bit of quietness.
Is it because you want team all-star to win?
And favorites, interesting.
Oh my gosh, we almost died.
All right, competitors.
It is same rules, first to eight.
Don't cross the line while serving.
All right.
I believe who picked who as an opponent here, you know?
Hey, Rick, so they serve?
Yep.
All right, let's go to Schumer you.
How it goes.
Alumni, two rules, guys.
When you're serving, don't cross that line.
Don't step on the line.
I mean, look at that media.
Jason DeWine, you have served four times in Schumer Game
history.
You've never gotten it over the net.
You look gross.
Ah, gross.
You're back.
What was that in breakfast?
That's mean.
All right.
Time to win.
Guys, remember the rotate, right?
When you get the ball back, you have to rotate.
We know that.
We'll know the serve, right?
Only when you get it back.
Only when you get it when it's your turn to serve.
So where are y'all positioned right now?
Hey.
You're serving first yet?
You get decided?
Hey, I can serve first.
All right.
What's up?
What the hell was the dance then?
What was any of that?
Are ya'll?
All stars ya'll ready?
Is our final match a quarter-finals?
Also our final match that goes to eight after this we're going to go to eleven.
Okay.
All right, you ready?
All right, y'all, we have alumni versus all stars, zero serving, zero, fumi bean when
you are ready, you can serve.
Good serve by fumi, go security, bump to nice weight, pass it over, ice bump by Keene,
Backhand probably should have been through his ball.
Giara might have called line through the back sub,
but she was in a better position here.
Couldn't get the digging time.
It is one point for the All-Stars.
And it is Kady B. to serve.
One serving, zero.
It's served by Kady, stepped by Jason.
Keem tried to save it, but Jason's first set
probably should have gone over the net
or higher for a team to get under it, it is 2-0.
Katie B to serve again.
Good serve by Katie.
Over to Warton, great ball, Jason needs to get there.
What the fuck?
Come on, do that!
What is this?
Yes, that's it.
3-0, Katie B to serve again, she's on a tear.
Underhand serve from Katie.
Foomi gets there.
Alright. Ah, this is tough.
A great initial bump by Foomi being unfortunately the following hits weren't great.
Four serving zero, this could be our first dunk.
They need to be to serve.
Ice air veins.
Mr. Keen is playing center.
Uh-oh.
Team turmoil.
Keen blowing up at Jason.
It is now five servings here.
They need to lock in.
She's about to serve.
Five servings here.
Bear in mind the tiebreakers.
How many points you got?
Good bunk by Fumi.
Set to Jason.
Jason bumps her back to finish.
Fumi's suffocating to the ground.
Jason, get it over the nut, bro.
What are we doing?
6-0.
It is 6-0, KDB to serve.
This would be huge for Team UK.
Good bump by Fumi again, as always.
Bumps to nobody.
Fumi tries to dig.
What is Jason DeLean doing?
Jason!
Guys, give it up for Katie B. She's on game point. She could stomp the alumni if she aces this serve.
When we bumps it over, Katie bumps it back over. Bumped over by Kiera. Set up for nice win. Nice win.
We'll get you over.
Nice hit by Keene.
Keene to her team.
Rod Locker in time.
They may be down, but they are not out.
The alumni have a point on the board.
Team UK, you are praying they don't score another,
so you win the tiebreaker.
It is Kiera pleased to serve.
One serving seven.
One serving seven, Kiara please to serve. Game point team all stars. I serve. Bump my cutie.
Out of bounds!
Would this be the comeback? It is now two serving seven.
Kiara please to serve again. She could break the tiebreaker with the UK if they make this point.
Good serve. That is fully in bounds. Very good serve. Three to seven. UK, I am sorry you are in
last place now. Streamer, you may be making a comeback. Three to seven. Kiera, please to serve.
Great serve by Kiera. Goes to Ron. Ron sets it up nicely. Stead over to Wardrobe.
Nice attack, Juan to Maya, Maya bumps it over.
Great bump by Fuli.
Jason, what are you doing?
Jason, no, we won!
I made the victory flag!
A scary moment, but Ron, you came up where it mattered.
Maya kind of...
Ron, there was a moment, Ron, where you threw for your team.
You guys almost skunked and you threw, but what happened at the end?
Bro, you saw what I did. I did everything for the team, but I love the team, man.
Let's get some more stars, yeah!
CHEERING
Alright, we're moving on to our semi-finals matches.
Guys, everything is going to run the exact same with the exception.
We are now playing to 11.
Y'all, here's the deal.
Team France only has four players, they have an injury.
So you have to sub somebody out.
They can sub in if you would like.
You can run again.
Someone has to start out, they can sub in.
in but when they listen when they sub in if they sub in they have to go here
all right you just have to call it you just have to say when it's your serve
just say we're subbing in only on your serve though on your team serve once
your team's turn to serve all right just for context with Ninja on team
Franchard in four before here same rules that will apply outside of that they're
We're going to do Rock, Paper, Scissors for first serve.
Team captains, team captains.
Who are my team captains?
All right, Selbit, you're going to do Rock, Paper, Scissors.
OK?
Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot.
We're doing best of one.
The winner team gets to serve.
OK?
Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot.
We're doing it different in France.
No shooting in France, that's an American thing.
Are y'all ready?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Okay, you're good.
That is a win for Team France.
Would you like to serve?
Yes.
All right, Team France gonna serve.
Get it off of France, everybody.
Okay.
On jouet au 11, 11 gain par deux.
Jusqu'au 11 gain par deux.
Attention alley!
Guys, we're playing to 11 now.
International!
We're playing to 11.
We're playing to 11, not 8.
A little more drama.
All right, it is zero serving, zero.
Shukuda serve.
Good serve, goes to Nat, Nat bumps it up, Ray.
Get there, bad, hit by Ray.
Left hand is higher up in the right.
That will be one point for Team France.
France to serve, one serving zero.
One serving zero.
Step back over, hats up, pumps it over.
Double hit by Joelle there.
It is now one serving one.
And give it up for the ace himself.
We got Asian boy Ray.
Not to serve.
scored I believe 7 points straight in the quarterfinal match.
Let's see what he does in the semifinals.
One serving one, ready to serve.
I don't know what that jump was.
I think he just baited his teammate.
But it is now two serving one, right keeping the hot streak alive.
Two serving one, ready to serve.
Good serve goes to Marianne bumps it over to Matt out of bounds great call that is out
Three serving one now Ray keeping the streak alive
Ray
Crashing balls, that's hot. Hey two serving three Francis serve now
Two serving three it is not the end to serve watch
Not shooting, hit it over, set by Enzo, good bump on that, doesn't get over.
A good effort by now, I really love to see it, didn't go her way, three to three tie game
at the end to serve again.
Rantz needs some points, doesn't get over, that is a point for team worldwide.
It is four serving three.
They have to rotate.
Ray, you're over here.
Clockwise.
Ray.
Ray, you're over here in the back corner.
Back corner.
One point by Ray, out of bounds.
Now it is 4-4, Team Francis.
You rotate clockwise.
So where were you last?
Were you there?
Then you're there.
And then somebody's there.
So I just have to clarify the rotations.
All right.
We're good.
4-4.
Four, Brancel serve.
Boop, stepped on the line.
That is a point for Team World Wide, yes.
How many times have I fucked up the line at this point?
I feel like I'm going crazy.
The only rule.
Like the only one we're counting, I even allow you to carry.
You have to serve, five serving four.
One by Malien, five by Red.
Joel to...
Not a bad idea from Enzo, but too hard, too low.
The team can't get there. It is now five serving five.
Joel to serve, we are playing to eleven.
We're playing to 11 now double hit by Enzo point France it is now six serving
five and we have another folks Joe well steps in the line six serving six
World Wide's ball, yes. It was on the line. That is a point for World Wide and it is your serve.
All right. It can't be Ray's serve. It can't be Ray's serve.
Out of rotate. Selfish to serve. Six serving six.
Out of bounds. Now six serving seven.
Tsukuda serve. So far three back to back to back failed serves. These teams are
They're gifting points to each other.
Tsukuyi, good serve.
And that called for the ball.
But tried to bump it over.
Probably should have bumped it to a teammate.
Slowed it down a little bit.
It is now 8th serving, 6th.
Tsukuyi to serve again.
not in the right place at the right time.
Hits it with the shoulder, it is nine, serving six.
It is first to 11, things are getting dire.
Oh, and it's bad, calms.
Probably should have been raised ball
who was there for the bump.
That goes for an over the hand, I don't even know what.
It is now game point for Team France.
Can I hear a little pitter-patter?
Oh my gosh.
GG, Team France wins!
Oh, that was awesome.
That was awesome.
That hurt me.
We're gonna do a third place matchup.
That hurt me.
And Team France needed this.
They were in second to last overall in this competition,
but they did amazing fourth place at the Cray Stack.
They're now gonna be in the finals for volleyball.
Who are my team captains?
Can I get my team captains?
Who are my captains, Katie B?
Taylor, come on over, Katie.
All right.
I want a clean game, first to 11, respect the serving line.
Okay.
And to find out who will serve first, I want a clean game of rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
On shoot.
Best of one. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! That is a win by KDB.
Hold up. Question by Joe Bart.
If we win point, we don't rotate.
Yes.
Alright guys, it's first to eleven.
First to eleven, winner goes to the finals.
Loser plays the third place match.
Give it up if you want Team USA to win!
Alright, okay.
Now let me hear it if you want the All-Stars to win!
Well, we have KDB up first, almost shut out in quarterfinals.
KDB, serve when you're ready, zero, serving zero.
All right, it is one serving zero.
Team USA to serve.
Lot of game left.
Mari to serve.
She was a great server in the quarterfinals.
Cutie bumps it over, Joe Bartz received.
into the Tyler Tyler sets it over and they're gonna get the ball back one to
one nice wig with the spike in nice week to serve maybe our first spike of the
Good day.
Katie, trying to figure out the organization, we have it, all right, it is one serving one.
Bump over by Joe.
Bump back over by Nisway.
And it's by Jamesy.
Set to KDB.
KDB bumps it over.
Set to KDB. KDB bumps it over.
I can't believe that works.
What the actual hell was that?
He absolutely can use his head.
That is the point for Team USA. USA is up 2-1.
It is Yana to serve.
Does not get across the net. Point to all stars.
It is now two serving to
Two serving to cutie Cinderella to serve
Wasn't get over this served by the all-stars gives a point to team USA. It is three serving to it is jinxing to serve
Jinxie serves it, goes to QT, in is the call, it is 4 serving 2.
You guys can't use your BAR, but you get one.
No challenge by the All-Stars, it is Jynxie to serve for serving two.
Junko chance in the crowd, think about pressure, can form a diamond or you can crumble beneath
it.
Jinksy with a failed serve gives not only a point,
but the ball to Team All-Stars.
It is three serving four.
And a lot of people think Ron isn't good at volleyball.
But they don't know how stable he can be.
A little bit of ego from Jinksy there.
Goes for the header.
It whiffs bad.
Ron ties it up.
Four serving four.
He all starts now backing this game.
Now he's got to watch the line, though.
Good serve by Ron.
Jinxing uses his hands.
And for the first time, I understand
why he was using his head.
What the hell was that?
Five serving four, Ron with two points straight.
Ron still serving.
Spike by Niswin to give three straight points to the All-Stars.
What good is a shooter without a clip?
Set up with my Tyler, won't throw it by Katie, go see Donna, have a seize.
Over seams, over the net.
Squat!
What a nice make-up, Dan!
You can't give them the ball that close to the net.
It's a spike every single time.
Seven serving four.
All stars are on a tear.
Seven to seven serving four.
Yep.
Stable Ronaldo with the serve.
And there was not a word spoken.
It was museum quiet right there.
Some harsh words shot out by Joe Gart to his teammates.
He said before this event, volleyball
is where he'd get a little competitive.
Seems like that turned out to be true.
824, Ron going for a 600-row.
Rory sets it over.
And a great hit by Tyler to get the dig.
But he spikes by nicely.
Seemed to be too much to handle.
There's no blocking happening by Team USA.
Joe Moore has hops.
He could get up there.
Now nine serving four.
USA chance, come alive.
Ari sets it over.
Gaining with the bump.
Tyler with the set.
Great hit by Jay to keep it alive.
The way he shoots far and abounds.
for his team to reach.
It's a decent effort by Team USA,
but as it stands right now, we are on game point.
Stable Ronaldo, won away from being the hero
for the All-Stars.
And that's it!
There's a bullet in that clip!
Stay with Ronaldo!
Bye-bye!
What? What? What?
Everyone was saying I can't do it!
Easy!
Ron, you are in the finals.
You scored eight straight points.
A lot of people were sleeping on you.
They said you were going to be carried by your team.
I think you proved them wrong.
What do you want to say to all the haters out there Ron?
Hey bro, um, haters are your motivators at the table with dinner with success.
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
That's good, I like that.
Give it up for the All Stars everybody!
Alright team USA guys, we got another match.
Time for your third place match.
You're going to be going up against Team Worldwide, Team Worldwide, can you come over here?
Come on over here, Team Worldwide.
Selbett, let me get you a little short rock, paper, scissors shoot.
Come up, I guess.
We're finding out.
Who's the captain?
Who's captain?
Go.
All right, y'all, on shoots, rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
And that's serve for Team Worldwide.
Get your set up that you would like, can I get the ball?
You guys will start with a serve.
Figure out your positions.
This is our third place match.
Team All-Star, hey, Team All-Star, real quick.
It's four before in the finals.
Team France has an injury.
So you have to figure out who you want to bench.
They can't sub in, but you just have to figure out
you want to start with. We'll be poor initially. Alright guys, zero serving zero. It's our third
place match. Before we jump in, give it up if you want, team worldwide to win.
And who wants team USA to win?
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
I'm hearing that you won Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Did you win?
Oh, then they get to serve first.
My bad.
That's on me.
That goes.
No, no, that's on me.
My bad.
Team USA is first to serve.
It'll be Joe Biden.
Give it up for Joe.
Thank you, champ.
Love you, Brad.
Thank you, Chad.
Love you, Brad.
First to 11.
It is win by two, and we're having a swap before the match.
Mari will be the first to serve.
She had a mean serve in the quarterfinals.
Zero serving zero.
And it's not enough.
It will be point and ball for Worldwide.
Still early, easy to come back from this.
One serving zero, Rey to serve.
Serves over.
That is aim bounce, two serving zero. Rey picking up where he left off.
I believe there are now 11 points for Team World Wide for Rey serves.
That is out of bounds, point to USA, serve for Jobar.
One serving to Joe with the overhand and Joe jumps out of place, hits it over the head
of Ray.
Ray tries to save with his foot, not enough.
It is now two serving to Joe Bart to serve again.
Joe Bart with his second serve overhand again.
Is it to Nat and out with the bump?
Is that enough?
It is not.
Narrow!
Reserving two miscommunications from Worldwide.
Enzo thought Nat could hit it twice in a row.
You cannot hit the volleyball.
Joe Bart with his third serve.
Hits it to Enzo, sets it up.
Had calm, Selby called me, but Nat went for it anyway.
It is out of bounds, it is four, serving two.
Joe is on fire, the third place is looking nice so far for USA.
Bring in serve again, goes to the back line, ready with the pump over.
A lot of movement from USA, but not a single word.
No comms, he does no hits.
Point for Team Worldwide, it is three serving four, not to serve.
Reserving four here. Not enough. Reserving five, USA's ball, Tyler won a serve. Tyler was a hero in his early match with all his serves.
Let's see what he does here.
Goes to that, now with the bumble, sit up, not enough.
And good assurance by James C.
That is a point for USA.
That did not go over.
It is three serving six.
It didn't go over.
It was on the side.
Six serving three, Tyler with the lockup.
Goes to Endo, Endo sets it over.
Not enough again.
Too much hesitant from Team Worldwide.
Nobody's stepping up to the net.
They just assume it'll go over.
He needs a little force to get there.
Seven, seven, three, Tyler to serve.
Goes to Selbit.
Selbit sets it backwards.
Enzo's there.
It's in the left.
Right by Enzo.
Point for Team World Wide.
Four serving, seven.
Enzo to serve.
And that is point for Team USA.
Enzo, you stepped over the line.
We have had one rule the whole time.
It's his fault, I don't, I don't,
we have literally one rule.
Eight serving four, eight to the serve.
Out of bounds, ball back to world line.
It is now five serving eight,
still but to serve.
Like the only rule I have, I like literally won.
I serving eight, still but to serve.
Get over by Joe, ready with the attempted spike.
served over by Joe, outs, six serving eight.
Worldwide still has a chance, we're going to 11,
win by two.
Cell bit to serve again.
Served over, Mario with a hit, good adaptation by Tyler.
Weird hit by Enzo, and now it is nine to six.
We are back to the top of the order.
Yonah to serve now.
Yana hits it over, Ray with the set, Joe hits it back,
Salvat with the moves, Chess goes over his head,
and now we are on gain point for Team USA.
Yana can seal the deal with his serve.
It's still right.
They hit it out.
And that's game!
Fourth point, Steve Worldwide.
Third point, Steve USA.
Joe, can I talk to you for a moment, Joe?
Joe, you said this would be the sport you got the most heat in.
And I think it's fair to say you've got a little heated.
What made you upset?
Yeah, I got a little annoyed.
I think this is a game that gets very aggravating.
I think my team did fine.
The only thing I was upset about was the match against the All
Stars, lack of calm.
There's two people ready for the ball, and we're just standing.
I was telling them, I said, I'd rather two people go for it
than no one.
So talk to me now that you end third place.
Are you happy?
Yeah, I think that's fine.
I, like third place, I'm not upset with.
I think tomorrow we got a lot of games
that we're gonna perform in,
and we'll climb up to the rank ladder.
I love to hear we always got tomorrow.
Give it up for Joe Barton, USA, everybody.
All right, y'all, it is time for our final game of the night.
Thank you, everyone, for watching in person.
I appreciate this crowd, it's been amazing.
Thank you to everyone who is watching online.
It all ends here.
Can I get the captains for France and USA Up?
Where are my captains?
Captains.
Alright, so before we jump in, I want to ask you, Katie.
Francis down a member they had an injury so this has to be a four before who are you starting off the team right now?
Maya okay, all right interesting to know and you guys are down a player
You're also close to last so you need this win. Yes. Is that stressful? You're gonna be able to handle that stress
Stay calm and you'll win. I love to hear it you guys are final match same deal
Close to 11, wing by 2, watch out for the line, and have fun. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot to see who serves first. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
That is a win by Team France. Would you like to serve? All right, France is going to start with the ball. Let's hear it for Team France to win!
They've gone up throughout the night, I've noticed.
But I think they'll lose to the second chance.
Give it up.
You want all stars to win.
Yeah, that makes sense.
It is zero, serving zero.
Suku serve, 4v4 volleyball, and Islick sets it back to Suku.
Suku sets it back over.
Islick with the spike.
Rep call.
That is rep call.
What's it called?
You're calling out of bounds.
That is, what's it called?
You're calling out of bounds.
Ref call out of bounds.
All starts out, yes, it's out.
So France got the points.
This France, you can use your VAR.
You can use your VAR.
It's the end of the day, you might as well.
If it touches the line, it's in.
I'm just saying, they get to use their BAR if they want.
Katie or the captain, are you using it or not?
No, BAR!
They have the chance.
It is one serving zero.
French team to serve.
Tsuku, when you're ready.
Goes over to Nicewood, Nicewood sets it back over to Tsuku. Same as round one.
Goes to Katie, Katie bumps it back to Tsuku. Tsuka sets it over again.
Kini with the ball, Nicewood with it over. Back to Tsuku, he's soloing this.
There's a 1-2 pull right now for Tsuka. Sets it again!
Tsuku, how much can he do?
Back again with the ball.
And a bad play by Joelle, he could have hit that over, but at least to his team he did
not need to catch that ball, that is still a live ball.
And it looks like we got the clip here to serve, 1 serving 1, ball with the serve, right
serve, nobody ready!
Beyond the toes, not the heels, toes not the heels.
It is two serving one, Ron to serve again.
Screen, patches Ron to the back step.
Pipe the serve, it goes over.
Set up, Pipe Pipe's up.
Set up, flies you well.
Set over, Pipe Suku.
Nice, we hit it back to France.
Super returns.
Junique the bump, great bump.
Fake spike, spike by Nice Wave.
And a really great rally.
Unfortunately, Ron had his hand on his hips watching.
They teach you when you play volleyball, be ready for the ball.
If you look at Ron here, the hands are by his side.
Put it in bump formation too late.
And it's Team Francis' turn.
Team Francis, too cool.
All right, it is two serving two.
2.
Up, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, sorry.
Substitution by Team Allstars.
Substitution.
All right.
2 serving 2.
Frances served.
Maya Higa on replacing Stable Ronaldo.
That is out of bounds.
Hit style of 1.
3 serving 2.
KDB to serve.
KDB had a great time serving the quarters.
Next, KDB to serve.
KDB to serve.
That is out of bounds, hit style of one.
Reserving two, KDB to serve.
KDB had a great time serving the quarters.
Messed up for a serve in the semis to get redemption in the finals.
Reserving two.
And to translate the comms, catch up all of the balls for her teammate, a volleyball
It is now 4 serving 2.
KDB to serve again.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You have to stay in the same position.
You have to stay.
It's you who have to stay.
They were out of rotation.
They tried to switch their tall people to the front.
I'm telling you, they got a key rotation.
People are not serving.
Sorry about that.
We are good.
It is 4 serving 2.
KDB to serve.
serving to KDB to serve. KDB with a hit. Good pump by Katsup. Doesn't go over the net, but
it's flat footed. French people don't get points. High serving two. KDB to serve again.
Set by Tsupu. He has the steam on his back. It over by Kuti.
That's a ref call.
One second, one second, I just gotta...
I don't know, give me a second, I'm waiting to read chat.
All right, the call is in.
We do the serve.
I didn't know what to do.
Five, serving two, KDB still the serve.
Still all stars ball.
Bonk up by Narayan.
Bunked up by Mary Ann, Bunked on line, 6 serving 2.
KDB to serve again, team France get ready, 6 serving 2, 6 serving 2.
Tsuku tries to come in, Joelle with the hit over, Maya with the bump, nice wave with the set over.
Goes to the back line, step by Katsup, set over by Tsuku.
KDB bumps it back, Tsuku sets it back, KDB with the dip.
It's a huge wave of KDP, it's a huge sharp moment, what a day to get low, to hit it over, and to keep the rally alive.
She's phenomenal!
It is 7 serving to KDP and it's still your serve.
It is seven serving three, excuse me, three serving seven, French ball, you're served.
French ball, three serving seven, the ball is out.
Marianne to serve. Watch your linea.
Katie with the bump, hits it alive.
Set by Katz up. Good hit by Tsuky. Bunked over by Maya.
Tsuky is a one man army.
Great bump by Marianne.
Oh my god, how can he do it all?
Tsuky has to have.
Of the four points, he's handed every single one for Team France.
It's a miracle to watch this guy.
It is four serving seven.
Still France is served.
All-stars chant coming from the crowd.
Good serve, set over by Nice Wave.
Hand with a bump.
Judy calls it.
Saint, that is a fair ball.
Set by Kassel.
That's legal.
Franks was confused whether the ball was out because they hit the net. It is
totally legal to hit it as long as it doesn't hit the floor. And there was also three hits.
It's fine if it's off the net. It is eight serving four all-star serve. Oh he just
faulted right now? All right. Fault by nice swing. It is French ball. Five serving eight.
Five serving eight.
Kevin really only got one roll.
It's still across the line.
Everything else, as long as it looks cool, I don't care.
Five serving eight.
Good serve goes to Katie.
Out of bounds.
Six serving eights.
Grant needs these points.
They are close to last place in this competition.
It is six serving eight.
That's up to serve.
Out of bounds, all starts to serve.
Six serving nine.
Six serving nine, cutie, Cinderella to serve.
It's nine servings, six, two points away from walking the stuff.
And a miss serve by Cutie is going to give another chance to the Frenchies.
It is seven serving nine, and it is the hero friends themselves, Tsuku, in the serving
position.
They've been behind this whole game, they need to come up big.
Seven serving nine.
And it might be too much to bear.
We are on game point!
Seven for France.
Ten for the All-Stars.
And it's the hero of great stack, Maya Higa, who can close it up.
And it's a fault.
The lights are bright here at Supergames.
Fault by Team All-Stars.
Point for the French and serve for the French.
We got one rule.
It is eight serving ten.
Roel to serve.
And that's game!
All stars, can I talk to you real quick?
Guys, what an end to the day.
It was a rough start.
You guys started bottom half, but you go back to back first place.
coming into tomorrow that's the momentum how y'all feeling yes can I ask
why do you guys bench Ron only sure I don't know how to do anything besides
serve so you had it planned Ron will serve then we swap them out and that
worked out I would create sportsmanship by the friends give it up for the
I'm in front of everybody.
I shot! I shot!
Ju-ed!
Actually, Tsuku. Tsuku, come over here.
Give it up for Tsuku!
You played amazing. Thank you.
Do you play volleyball? No.
What's your main sports?
Slipping, I guess.
Slipping like sleeping? Yeah, sleeping, yeah.
Like, like, did you play any sports in high school?
Uh, yeah, ten years of basketball.
Basketball?
Yeah, you know, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to be a professional player.
I played in college.
Really? You have to do one-to-one?
Oh, I'm busy.
Um, how do you feel going into tomorrow?
Fourth place, second place?
I'm gonna win all the games, guys, all the games,
because the public is with us.
Thank you, thank you, guys! Thank you!
Thank you so much for being here!
Hey, Gigi, well played, guys, that was our last game here at Streamer Games to everybody
who stayed after.
Thank you so much, I appreciate it, I'll see you in the next video.
And I need to give a big thank you to the people who make this event happen.
Thank you to Alienware for powering Streamer Games.
Our team here at Streamer Games have been using Alienware Area 51 giving laptops.
weekend this laptop is especially helpful this event because the anti-glare OLED it's hot the sun
is bright it provides more color more clarity reduces glare reflections up to 40 percent big
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also thank you to Red Bull for partnering with us on streamer games guys without them this event
That would not have been big shout out to Rebel, everybody.
And finally, thank you to AT&T for sponsoring
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Thank you AT&T.
Thank you Alienware.
Thank you, Rebel.
And now it's time to see where we're at.
Where's the scores at?
What's gonna happen tomorrow?
Pete, Slime, take it away, Hill.
Un-be-lievable, the bright Saturday night lights,
volleyball, action, hearts beating,
and Worldwide finds themselves at the top of the leaderboard.
Oh my God, it happened.
38 points for Team Worldwide.
Team All-Stars, not a shocker with 32.
Team Mexico saw the lead in third.
Slime. Thoughts. Take us home.
I just can't believe that the UK is swimming in the bottom of the ocean.
You can't believe you're goddamn right I can.
They're trash. They're making me upset.
What is wrong?
I've cancelled my big.
Because these are my friends.
It's true. Yeah, you do have the closest connection to these two of the guys on the UK team.
But I mean, honestly, it was an electric grand final.
This is not even a grand final.
It's just a final of the single elimination bracket.
for volleyball. A lot of line stepping. What is the problem? It can't be that hard. Am
I crazy?
No, it's Ludwig. He can only repeat the rules so many times and we can only tell you guys
so many times that tomorrow is going to be the decisive day. We're not done here. We've
not stepped over any lines. We are going to go to the finish, but I want you to know this.
France, alumni, USA, they're not out of it. We have a bunch of... The UK's out. There's
There's a bunch of games tomorrow, there's going to be some of your favorite streamers
coming back to claim what is rightfully theirs.
You know, I do wonder, any math heads in the chat, and there is, and I'm gonna say it,
because I'm gonna get controversial and just say it.
I wanna hear this.
There's a dispute among what the score was, and the chat was talking about it for a while,
and I'm not gonna let their voices just be silenced.
No.
Imagine what we just made up a rule and said, this 100 meter dash, there was no false stars.
Imagine something like that happened.
Here's Lee and speak up. It's all going to become crystal clear tomorrow. Okay. The wrongs of today will be righted by the athletes
Because they've got a whole other day to try to win this back and honestly from the crew up here
It's been awesome co-commentating with you
It's been a wonderful crowd out there to have stayed overtime and you guys deserve to give a round of applause
Oh, they're just getting autographs from there. Okay. Yeah
They spend a lot of time in the sun to get their cookie and their cookie is a little signature
from whoever they like to watch.
So tomorrow, this is the schedule for tomorrow, it's going to be the Cuber toss, which is
a 45 pound custom cube, very insane to hold.
Okay.
Bull riding, half and half, which is an ingredient, I don't know what that is.
Okay.
Dodgeball, Simon says, which is a classic, I think we're having Simon says the guy.
He's back, baby.
He's back.
And a football shootout.
For those English speaking from the Americas we're talking soccer, so it'll be a pk shootout also from the Americas not that kind anyway guys
We're gonna we're gonna close this show out. He was very nervous. I think he did great
I was a pleasure to share the commentary desk with him. Yes, great
We'll be back here tomorrow as well
So get some sleep get some rest get some snacks for tomorrow day two of streamer games starts in like 12 hours
See you then. It's gonna be awesome. Thanks guys
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