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Everybody is letting it how is everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Friday everybody chat we are back
We are back BACK. We are back from streamer games. I have been gone for
Almost a week well not really I've been gone from this setup for a week
But I was obviously co-streaming streamer games on the first and second
But I've been gone the last four days and we're back now chat
We have a lot of content to be made a lot of stories to tell and a lot of
Streamer games and other things to react to and talk about Jonah
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anybody that's subbed or
Or like, you know, just fucking said bit sent somebody ban the guy that said he was gonna say slur
Just airing that out in chat. I'm gonna say this for banning
What the fuck was I saying?
Anybody that's subbed or said bits or anything like the first and second. I'm sorry. I wasn't able to read it
I obviously was just co-streaming streamer games. I wasn't like actively reading chat or anything
So sorry for that
but
Yeah, it was a fun fucking event. We're going to talk about it in a minute. We're going to react to our games
If you if you weren't here for the past few days, I've been gone for like a week. I was in LA
Didn't mean to do that. I was in LA
I was doing streamer games the first and second
We're going to actually react to my games today
As well as other reacts and probably a game or two
Um
And then I was just what holy shit. Give me a second
Holy shit, give me a second. Okay.
All right, lock in. Anyways. Anyways.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
I was gone for a week. I was at streamer games.
I was vlogging as well.
So there's going to be two different videos.
One we're going to do today where I just kind of watch the games that I played
and we're going to talk about them because some of you guys may have seen clips of me playing.
But I haven't actually rewatched any of the footage myself
or given any of my individual stories about the event.
So we're going to be yapping about the event in general and watching the games.
That'll be a video.
And then I also have a vlog that Aiden, W. Aiden's editing,
which is a mixture of like LA shit, first person body cam footage of the
streamer games.
And then I'm also going to have Aiden grab POVs from like
Archie, Ron, Jynxie, Yana, Agent Stream, Martin Stream
and kind of splice them together in order.
So it's like my vlog of me landing in LA.
my own footage of the streamer games, a bunch of POVs of different people of me in the streamer games.
So it'll be like two different videos.
You better pay for a lot.
Yeah, no, I think this will be the highest paid vlog that I'll have because it's going to take a lot of editing.
I told him, I was like, dude, if you're sourcing all these clips, like, I'm going to, you know, take your time.
Like, I'll pay you whatever you need.
But, yeah, I think that'll be a good video.
But yeah, that's what we're doing.
We're going to watch the streamer games today,
Uh as well as the vlog that'll be coming out out of the streamer games
Also, I believe Ludwig announced it so I could say it the collab that I was doing the day after so part of the reason
That I haven't been live before past four days is because I was doing mogul money
with Ludwig
So that'll be out in like two weeks or so
So that was like the day after so it wasn't like I just did stripper games and then talk off four days
Like I was doing other shit as well
But yeah, we're gonna watch streaming against today
We're gonna do a little story time the vlog will be out at some point probably like two wish weeks if I had a guest
Just because it's gonna take a little bit
We're also gonna do regular reacts today
There's a video that people have been spamming that golf cart actually interviewed me for
Which is the only sure that cares we're gonna be watching that video today. Why whores the last real genre left
I took an Amazon tribe. I know flashbang
I took an Amazon tribesman to the world's most futuristic city
And then we're probably gonna play
Some random games today as well. So it'll be mainly reacts in story times, but we'll do
Gaming today probably on the back end of stream tomorrow
I'm gonna be doing skin stapler, which is a game. We played the demo of like six months ago. Maybe eight months ago
It was actually a really good demo the full game drops tomorrow
I think it's like two and a half three hours long. So we're gonna play that into the big walk with probably me JoJo and some other people
Sunday, I'm doing reacts as well as the cereal swap me and small fries sent each other small fries and I sent each other UK and US
cereals
So we're gonna hop on a discord call on Sunday after I do reacts
And I'm gonna rate the UK cereals. He sent me and he's gonna rate the US cereals
Kind of similar to a snack swap. We did like over a year ago
Monday, we're going to be doing random games probably a full random game day that day
We're gonna be playing fucking bills must be played
Probably fog horns drown or mold rise a weird game about sausages like there's a bunch of other games that you guys have been
Recommending that we have to play so we're gonna do a random game day Monday Tuesday. We're doing a Tommy NFG collab
We're going to be
Rating we're gonna be doing two segments one
We're gonna be doing chats controversial opinions and then a gaining one of chats controversial gaining opinions
So we'll do two segments there and then I'm doing the jinksy 2v2 tournament Tuesday Wednesday
I'll be live early early. We're gonna be doing the gas station case into a Kingwool's fat nap me
Max Taylor collab. We're gonna be playing machine party, which is from the creators of
of fucking buckshot roulette.
Thursday, we're doing another random game day.
Color fear drops, cave diver drops,
bunch of new games drop that day.
Next Friday, I'm not live.
So we're live every day for the next week.
Then I'm off Friday, Saturday, Sunday, next week.
Then we're back Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
17th, 18th, 19th, 17th, I'm probably doing 2v2
every rank with Jinxie,
maybe some other shit with Ron after.
The 18th, I'm going to be doing the bunny costume,
playing FNAF II until I beat it, as promised,
from losing the Yugi Bro Vee Bro.
And then the 19th, we're doing American Cancer Societies,
charity stream and REAX, and then I'm gone for four days.
And then we're back for the rest of the summer slash fall.
That's the schedule.
I know it's a lot.
I know you probably absorbed none of that,
but I needed to get that out because I haven't said
the schedule since I've been gone
for basically over a week.
So it's a lot of collabs.
It's a lot of games.
Somewhere in the mix,
we're also probably going to be doing
a Long John Silver's review.
That'll actually probably be the 30th of August.
I have it soft scheduled.
So probably like second to last day of August,
I'm gonna rate the entire Long John Silver's,
Long John Silver's menu review.
What else?
Fucking, I don't know.
A bunch of other shit.
That's the schedule though.
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that are playing for you or stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff?
I'm gonna stand through Dono's here
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Chat, real quick, here's how this is gonna work.
The vlog's gonna be its own thing, right? Aiden's shuffling that up.
What we're gonna do today is I'm gonna give you a little story time about some of the things,
and then we're gonna watch the streamer games events that I was in.
Okay, maybe some of the other random ones as well, and then we're gonna get into the regular shit.
So...
Little rundown. I fly in, right?
I... Here's the general play.
I've never been to LA, a day in my life.
I've never really wanted to go to LA,
And it's not that I despise it by any means because I'd never been, but there was no reason that I wanted to go, right?
I think LA is kind of a hub for creation and everything, which is good, but it's never been an area that I that I would want to live in.
And after being there for a week, I could continue to say that I would never live there.
Do I like LA? Yeah, it was nice. Would I ever want to live there? No, literally.
No, no, no, no, no, no part of me, whatever.
It's so, there's so much.
It's too much at times.
Anyways, I don't know.
I feel like East Coast, I've always been an East Coast guy.
I think if I ever had to live in my Cali,
I would live in like San Diego because it's more chill.
But I just think like the vibe of New York
or like New York Philly, it's just better.
Anyways, we heard you spilled your coffee
on your hotel bed.
How did you know that?
How did who did I say that to I said that to somebody on stream? I think it might have been Martin
Yeah, I did spell my I did spell my coffee on my hotel bed
All right lock in bro. Let me tell the story fuck. All right, so I land
and it's like 11 a.m. In LA and
I have literally nothing to do I land and I'm starving
I check into the hotel and I just kind of start vlogging and I'm like, I'm really hungry
I need to go get food so I go to this bar and
And the next day streamer games. So this is Friday, which would be the last day in July and the next day at like 10 a.m. Is streamer games
but I'm like, you know, it's only like 11 a.m. Might as well have a drink. So I got like a fried chicken and
corn bread pancake
And then I crushed like three beers. Um, I
Remember watching Jinxie stream in the fucking restaurant and I was just kind of like stim maxing out
And I stumble out of there and I realized I'm kind of buzzed
So I'm like all right. Let me go on a little adventure to a dispensary
So I wander around and I end up having the same problem
I had in San Diego where if you look up dispensary the majority of them are like delivery services
And when you actually walk to the place itself, it's just like a fucking parking lot
So I end up finally finding an actual dispensary. I go in I buy a bunch of edibles
I end up getting like a thousand milligram ten and as the lady's checking me out. She goes
I love your videos by the way, and I go oh my god
I feel like a degenerate right now because I'm a little buzz standing in a dispensary buying edibles at like probably
1230 on like a Friday and
I'm only an ally for like six days. So like some like real bum shit, right?
And so I go back go back to the hotel and I fall asleep for like four hours
I fall asleep for like four hours, which is in hindsight probably a terrible play because I needed to be up early the next day
but I wake up and
it's like
Seven it's like five. It's like probably like five or six p.m
And I go get dinner and I come back and as I come back. I see some of the international team and
It's celbit and Enzo and they're talking to each other and
And then like the whole international team shows up and I shake everybody's hand. I'm talking to them and
they're like we're actually going to get the Korean barbecue if you want to come and
Keep in mind. This is the part of the story that I haven't I haven't let on yet
20 minutes prior. I had eaten an edible and
They're like we're going to get Korean barbecue and I just eaten so I was like, oh, I just ate
They're like no come come. I'm like, okay
So I ended up like ubering after because I had to go put shit down. I had a phone call and
I show up or as I'm going everywhere in LA by the way
This is one of the things that I fucking hated about LA you have to uber everywhere
It's like it's the city's huge, but it's not walkable like it's not a walkable city
So everywhere you go you have to like take a car or a taxi or like a line bike
You have to uber everywhere the transit sucks the public transportation is terrible
So you have to Uber everywhere and Ubering everywhere.
It's like $70 an Uber and it's just fucking stupid.
It's not like, yeah, I understand.
Before anybody says you're a millionaire, by the way.
I know I have the money for it.
It's just dumb, right?
It's like the way the city is set up is stupid.
Like one of the dumbest things was last day,
I'll loop back in a second.
The last day I Ubered from my hotel to Santa Monica
because I really wanted to see the boardwalk
because it's the shit that's in fucking GTA, right?
And I'm like, I need to see the beach in LA
if I'm going to LA, like so I've got to go to Santa Monica.
So it's a 21 minute Uber from my hotel to Santa Monica,
$65, okay, you know, a little overpriced, but that's fine.
I get there, I walk around,
there's a lot of fat squirrels in LA by the way,
a lot of really fat, chubby squirrels in LA.
I think they get, if they're kind of like pigeons
in New York, they just have the life, you know,
everything's handed to them.
So I get there, I walk around in Santa Monica,
I walk to the end, I go, this shit,
they stole the shit from GTA, blah, blah, blah,
classic, you know, tourist joke.
And then I leave, right?
And I go and at this point, this is the last day I'm there,
I'll loop back to the first day.
It's 4 p.m. and I have to meet Ben, my manager,
in Vinny, out at like six, Vinny Hacker.
And so I'm like, oh, I got enough time,
it's a 21 minute Uber back.
And I planned on doing a stupid vlog segment where I go to Erwan, the most expensive grocery store.
And so I'm like all over to Erwan and then I'll all over back to the hotel, review the Erwan and then go out, right?
Keep in mind, Hotel Santa Monica, 21 minute over, Erwan's in the middle from Santa Monica to Erwan was 45 minutes.
Why? I don't know. I don't know if traffic kicked up. It's around 5 p.m. Don't know what happened. 45 minutes halfway back 21 full there 45 half back
$70 uber. So I get in the uber because I have no other choice and I go and I walk into Erwan. It's a rich people store
Shocker. It's literally what they say in the videos. Maybe a little overripe honestly. I buy a bunch of shit. I buy rotisserie chicken
I buy all this other stuff. I'm gonna review blah blah blah sushi all this other shit
So I get all this stuff then I call an uber from Erwan back to the hotel $80
$80 about $150 one way one way the back and it was another 40 minutes
I get back I review like
15 things from Erwan in 10 minutes shoved my face full put the rest in the corner
I end up eating a lot of it when I get back that night, but
But I just speedrun that shit. That's why LA traffic sucks
Back to the first day so I
Get invited to go out first day with the international people
salve it and so
and
literally and Ludwig and like two other people and the whole team basically and
And they're all super nice probably the nicest team there if I'm being honest really wholesome two people from Australia
Entries from Nigeria Salah's from Portugal and it's while it was there. He's from France
really fun
I'm on an edible in the car on the way to this Korean barbecue place and it's hitting and
I'm pretty high and
I'm going fuck
I'm gonna have to have like real conversations with these people that I've really like never talked to you before
outside of Navy Selbit and
There's not a language barrier, but they all have accents and I'm really high
So I show up and I sit down we all talk ended up being fine
We ended up drinking soju as well
Well, Ludwig shows up, we all talk about the events,
blah, blah, blah, what we want to do, end up leaving.
And now it's like 11 p.m.
And I have the option of either A,
going back and going to sleep
because I have to be up in nine hours for streamer games
or I could meet Jinxie at Epastal,
a fancy Italian restaurant.
So I go, well, I've never met Junko.
Let's go meet Jinxie.
So I get in a fucking other Uber
and I show up at this Italian restaurant
at probably 11 40 at night.
And I walk in and let me tell you,
Jinxie is exactly how he is on stream in person.
It is legitimately work.
It's not a character.
He is word for word, the same guy on and off stream,
literally one to one.
There's nothing different.
I show up, shake his hand, he's wearing,
we're at the, it's like a fancy Italian place.
I sit down, I shake his hand, and we sit down,
we're just like yapping, you know, about streamer games
and just like other shit in general.
Waiter comes up, keep in mind the whole menu
is in Italian.
Italian and then they have like under it
what it is in English, right?
so you would order the menu item in Italian
and then under his English.
I order a glass of wine, they have a glass of wine.
The bread shows up, as the bread shows up,
the waiter shows up to take our order.
Jinxie dives into the bread, right?
I take a piece of bread, he takes a piece of bread.
He's about to order, but he goes one second
to bite the piece of bread
and it's this hard French bread, right?
Like the hard French bread.
You know where the outsides are like, like crust?
He bites into it and it's like a hockey puck.
And he goes,
and he like tears it off and he starts laughing
and he spits a little out.
And then he's like, he's like one minute.
So then I order instead first.
Or we had, we had a meeting a minute
and waiters just standing there like hovering over us.
And he's mouth's full of dry ass bread.
And they go, what do you want?
And Jinxie goes, I'll have the chicken pasta.
And the waiter goes, the waiter like holding a pen
and paper goes, chicken pasta.
Chicken pasta.
Okay, what like and he's like what pasta he goes. I don't know he goes do you want it spicy and
He's like no, and then they go white or red blah blah blah
I know just going I'll have the same thing just spicy and white instead of red
Like I didn't what like marinara sauce
And so you walks away and in my head. I'm going this waiter thinks we don't we like we shouldn't be here
Like this is, we're wearing, I'm wearing like shorts
and like a graphic tee.
I'm wearing shorts and a graphic tee
and he's wearing like shorts and a regular t-shirt
and we're at like a nice restaurant
where the waiter's wearing like basically a suit
and he has to bring it out.
We end up eating.
It was just really funny interaction.
And then I end up going home or not going home,
going to the fucking hotel.
Passing out waking up for streamer games.
We show up and on your guys' end,
streamer games started at like five EST, two PST.
We had to show up like four hours prior.
So I'm there, we're doing like a run through of the event,
how the games are gonna work,
what are the rules for like cameras
and all this other stuff.
And we ended up getting our uniforms,
our locker room, blah, blah, blah, all this other stuff.
So I'm there for like four hours before it starts.
And I had eaten breakfast at like 9 a.m.
I'm already hungry and then the streamer games start.
And it's the 100 meters.
And I'll show that in a second.
We'll talk about that in a minute.
We're gonna fast forward to the end of the first day.
I'm gonna get out these stories
and then we're gonna watch the games.
We're gonna watch the games in a minute.
I'll give my whole spiel on that in a second.
Two things.
Day one, there was a guy that streaked on the field
and jumped in front of Ron as he had a bow and arrow.
That guy was a fucking dork loser.
I said outwardly in front of everybody,
somebody should have jawed the piss out of him.
I don't care that, you know, he wasn't harassing
or like hurting anybody.
You ran in front of streamers holding bow and arrows
for your 20 viewer kick stream, you're a loser.
Somebody should have hit your phone with a hammer, you pussy.
He ended up getting banned on like every platform.
It's just so stupid.
Ron literally, these are like untrained streamers
holding bow and arrows, like sharp arrows.
And he, as Ron shoots it,
this guy runs in front with his shirt off and just goes,
woo!
And he's holding a stupid Samsung Galaxy
to his fucking chat.
There's one guy in chat going,
that's totally that ass, dude.
This will be a great clip.
Yeah, this will be on Yawksix.
This will go on Yawksix, dude.
This will really skyrocket the career.
Apparently used there all day.
Security next day was way more intense.
Like I'm talking like 10 times as many fucking people.
Anyways, also second day,
the whole crowd kept screaming at me
to take my shirt off.
I gotta say this, I gotta say this.
One last thing, okay, two more things actually.
Number one, crowd was awesome.
Really appreciate the support from you guys.
I did not expect that many people to be there
and also be fans of me, cause it's in LA.
I just assumed it would be like all LA, like Stringer fans.
So thank you to everybody that popped out.
I'm sorry I didn't take pictures with everybody.
There was just a lot of people.
Like last day, I just like ran by
and high fived everybody.
Cause there was a bunch of people that were like,
Dude, come take a picture outside at the end.
I was like, brother, if I leave a hundred of you
are gonna surround me and it's gonna be horrible.
So I was like, fuck no.
I like signed some people's stuff.
There was one dude that had a Marcus Aurelius book
that I signed, Go To Die.
I didn't even meet him.
It was Tyler brought it to me and I signed it.
I didn't even know where he was.
I like handed some people like,
they give us like a little trading cards.
I give people some of those and shit,
but I tried to interact with like some of y'all,
But yeah, no, I think like the it would have been very overwhelming if I'd like gotten into the crowd to take photos
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Don't dislike the thirst traps people are making of me
But I know that's why the people in the crowd were saying that because if I had taken my shirt off it would have been worse
There would have been more to right now. No, no
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Boosted my ego a little bit
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What was I gonna say?
Oh, the guy jumped into the crowd, blah, blah, blah, end of day one.
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Me Martin and niz go out some of y'all might know niz some of y'all might not he streams
He has a lot knows a lot of people works with my and alveas great guy, you know Martin that Martin kid slushy noobs
Hamza that dynamic duo Martin was there. So
Me Martin and niz end up going to get falafel
After streamer games at a place called Z Flothos like 930 or like 10 p.m. At night
We order we sit down. It is me Martin niz parking lot
So we're talking and we're just having a casual conversation about the day blah blah blah niz starts going whoa
Whoa, whoa, I'm like what the fuck so I turn because I want to see what the hell he's talked about because he's looking in the parking lot
And there's like a Mercedes or there's a BMW or a messa at Mercedes. I think it was a jet black Mercedes
with the
driver's side door wide open driving away and
All first glance I'm going oh, they just like hit a car in the parking lot or some shit
Then I look further and Martin already told this story. I think on their podcast. So you might have seen this
There's a grown-ass man
Visually choking this woman in in the driver's seat with his hand on the steering wheel like on top of her like choking her
bad like like like choking the fuck out of her and
So we all stand up like rock it up because we're like what the fuck
We walk over we're like dude niz walks back because he already has phone out
He walks back tells the employees inside because we were sitting outside on like the little patio area
He calls 911 instantly and we're like dude. What the fuck get out of the car?
He stands up gets out of the car. She gets out of the car
He's holding the keys and he's like she's trying to drive away with my fucking car
And we're like dude
This looks bad
Like in the nicest possible way this looks bad, right?
We're going I I'm not we're sitting there screaming at the guy and we're going okay, man
Let her drive away call the cops on her. You know like you can't
We're sitting there. I'm going even if she was trying to steal your car
Turns out we found out they were dating by the way
So like he was acting like she was like some random woman stealing his car and he was like protecting himself
They were boyfriend and girlfriend. So it might have been his car, but she was in his car trying to drive away
I don't know if they had an argument or what?
But yeah, he was like choking her
So we call the cops they end up just like wrapping around the car like pulling at each other for like
two three minutes and Martin is like
In there not in their face, but Martin's like yelling at the guy and I end up
Grabbing Martin and I go they're fine right now, right?
We should not step in this guy might kill us, right?
And Mars like yeah, we got a backup miss at the same thing we go grab Martin because we're like this guy might have a gun
We don't know what mindset this guy's under who he is or like the cops are on the way
They're out of the car. They're not punching each other. They're just holding each other
Like leave it as is right now
Was he buff like prison tattoos no, I mean he was a big guy I wasn't that close to him now
So we're on the phone with the cops
and I'm like, I think they're drunk
and they're like, what makes you think that?
And I'm like, it's a Saturday night in LA
where buy like four bars at the time.
And they're arguing about leaving early.
Like clearly this is like an abusive relationship
where they're like on and off, but like fully on and off.
And in my head, Martin says this before I do.
Martin's like, if they're doing this in public,
Their private relationship is horrible.
How old were they?
They were probably like 30.
They were older than me.
Like maybe like late 20s, early 30s.
So we were like, yeah, if they're in public
and they're fighting like this,
it's gotta be way worse.
So the cops show up and it's like one cop car,
dude gets out with the other cop
and then out of nowhere like a movie scene,
probably 12 police officers sprint at this guy.
And he goes, shoot me.
Doesn't resist, which was what was,
he says, shoot me, but then doesn't resist.
Immediately just gets handcuffed.
And they bring him to the cop car, they're talking to him.
And as he's walking to the car,
he like looks at us and goes like this.
Like he's disappointed in us.
And I'm like, what did he want us to do?
I'm like, regardless of whether or not you're in the right or the wrong, we saw both of you fighting.
We have to call the police.
Like, he like looked at us like he was like disappointed.
And I have a body kit for the two kids release bro. Listen, listen, listen.
So they, they arrest him.
She runs, runs away.
Like, she's four blocks down in the parking lot, like walking away.
And I'm like, and before before the cops even showed up, they tried to leave like both of them tried to leave and we were like you guys can't leave this will be way worse if you leave.
Like you have to stay here and we're telling them that because we're like dude, we already call the cops they have your license plate if you leave this is terrible.
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Anyways
they go get her and
She comes back like three minutes later. They're talking to us and they're like interviewing. They're like what the hell happened blah blah blah
And we're kind of telling them our story and they're like would you like stay here for a bit brother? We're like we got to go
Like we didn't plan on being at this fucking falafel shop for nine hours
You know, I'm like we've been here and we're supposed we're eating while this is happening and my appetites
just ruined because like the food comes out as the cops show up and I'm like yeah okay maybe dinner
in a show but like it's not a good one um they interview us they end up uh they need my id and
he has to read my name he goes oh I know you guys and he's like aren't you dead I went cold
Cold, LAPD officer hits me with the dead joke.
Oof.
Ha ha ha.
He goes, aren't you dead?
I'm like, ugh.
As we're talking, this is a GTA lobby,
which is hilarious because this is literally LA.
A man with a megaphone shows up out of nowhere
and starts chirping the guy that got arrested.
With a megaphone, like a big megaphone,
out of nowhere, he was not here previously,
just walks up in the middle,
has, I don't know if he walks around town with a megaphone,
he shows up with a megaphone, he starts going,
they got your ass, you fucking pussy, blah, blah, blah.
The dude that's handcuffed is like,
oh fuck your mom or some shit,
like some lame ass comeback.
The dude with the megaphone goes,
my mom's a fucking homeless heroin addict,
So you'd be doing her a favor.
And I wish I like asked right after he said that
I started recording and then he,
the cops told him to walk away.
I wish I had this.
I've word for word that's what he said.
He was like, my mom's a homeless hair on that.
And so you'd be doing her a favor or some shit,
like good on you.
And then bro, it's like literally felt like
it was like GTA RP.
Like the least real thing that could have happened
in that moment was that guy showing up
a megaphone and doing that
so we end up leaving and
Streamer games next day. We end up finishing. I have no food in my stomach. We go out that night. I get really drunk
sloppy drunk potentially
We go sit outside of the bar
We're smoking a joint right when the joint gets finished a dude in a charger
does a burnout in the middle of the intersection drives away as he drives away and LAPD officer
turns his lights on and the dude floors it and now I'm watching a police chase and I'm going
this is back to back days is this normal in LA and I turn and I look at Ludwig and I go is this
normal and he goes yeah I go what the fuck and I just walk back inside I'm like this is just
I'm seeing like a literal crime be not like a crime like petty theft or something like I'm watching like police chases
And people get arrested every day
so
I go in we end up going to like
We're supposed to go to an after party after
And what was the after party and then an after after party and I uber there
And it's me selbit and wada in the car
We show up. We're in a random neighborhood. It's pitch black. Turns out in LA there are multiple places with the same exact address but different zip code.
And I didn't know that. So it was like a blank blank blank this street. There's like three of them. And I ubered to the wrong one. Like 20, 30 minutes away.
So I'm fucking hammered and I go I'm over and back so I get back in an Uber
I'm like I'm done I'm not getting to this after-party about 20 minutes on the Uber
ride back wave of nausea hits me and I go I'm never I I've said this and I'll
all die on this fucking pedestal I am never in my life throwing up in an
Uber never I will never be a person that throws up in a car okay outside of
maybe like car sickness, but I'm saying being too drunk.
So I go, I eat this, right?
So, you know, I hit it with one of these.
Heavy breathing type shit.
Lock in of the century, yes, Brady.
We pull up, I don't throw up.
I didn't eat the vomit, no, I didn't throw up
in my mouth, that'd be disgusting.
We show up, get out of the car,
I walk in to the hotel, go into the lobby bathroom
and instantly empty just straight liquid into the toilet.
I walk out, I go, I said I'd never throw up in a maneuver.
Wash my hands, drink a water.
I go, thank you, Salva, for taking care of me.
And then I go upstairs and I fall asleep.
I think part of the problem was
I was drinking pretty heavily already
And I had no food in my stomach.
I had four chicken wings, five.
Five chicken wings and like five french fries.
And earlier on into the night,
I sang One Last Breath by Creed,
which kind of just set the tone.
I was doing karaoke and about like 20 minutes in,
I sang One Last Breath and that's usually a closer.
So if I'm opening with a closer,
that's just gonna be, you know, bad news.
And then I woke up cripplingly hungover, recovered,
did no gold money.
And then I kind of bummed out, blah, blah, blah.
That's the trip.
Now let's watch Stringer games.
Angel, Subbi, Dragon, Tobias, Prime, Young, Cole
for the sub case.
Oh, dog take it if it's here too.
Aleth and Brick take it if it's 3.
Wiggles, 404, Jay, and Oxity take it if it's 3.
What a story.
Yeah, we're going to bounce around.
Chat actually lock in.
We're going to watch the whole 7 and 1 1⁄2 hour
vaudev both days.
Now. Instant go. Instant go. Where is it? Measure. This is day two. Hawke word. That close. Give
them a. Oh my god. I think right after here I talk. Yeah.
Hitler is the captain off of single. Oh, terrible hairdo. Oh my god.
You already and also just team leadership from being. Yeah. We did. We did a lack
Tyler, for those of you that don't know, my team was me, Mari, Yana, Jinxie, and Tyler won the father Joe. Let me ask
He asked who I think's gonna win and chat
I had met Enzo the night previously the Nigerian international player this motherfucker
Says he runs for fun. He chases tires down the road
When he was a kid and he plays soccer all the time and I go I'm losing this race
So that was about how I knew that would go. So let's go to the actual fucking race
Which was probably the most shopped hundred meters to start out. Oh
He already okay here it is
Come on he's ready to go so reputations are on the line on the hundred meter dash the signature event
Yo, Jason and Suku, yo, those two should have been instant D qualified from this race and watched or disqualified summer Olympics
Who is going to reign supreme?
What is the name to uh, Rinenzo from night? Let's let's slow let's slow this down
Jiri announcement I've ever heard but we're gonna go down to the field with stands. Wait
Just listen. Just listen. Just listen and watch. Just listen and watch. I just want to just approve the point
And he's gonna call this one off. Let's go.
It's almost like that was like a, like a false start by everyone.
That was the most aura in announcement I've ever heard, but we're going to go down to the field with stands and he's going to call this one off. Let's go.
Jason runs into my lane instantly.
I had to move him out of the way.
You'll see it in the top end.
Also, I'm so slow, dude.
I'm so slow.
God, it's just like a fucking sack of mud
through the fucking... dude, I literally said
I felt like I was dragging mud.
Bad.
I just started jogging at the end.
Suku finishes in, like, lane 4
when he started in lane 9.
I need to read why she already fly. Oh my god. Zoil. I love you. What's up, bro? Here it is. Watch this
Jason instantly does Jason doesn't understand
That you don't run a curved start
So Jason thinks this is his lane
when this is his lane. You see how he's running the curve in a straight. In my lane. In my lane,
there are in each other's lanes. There are in each other's lanes. What's happening? Zuku hitting a
jersey slide. As a Frenchman hitting a jersey slide across every lane in the track.
I think Enzo's the only guy that stayed in his lane all the time.
And we finish. And I know at the end I literally say this. I go and I need this to be known.
I appreciate everybody going Joe only lost because of the false starts. No.
Before we even ran the second race, for those of you that don't know,
we had to run this again because of this because they couldn't dequeue everybody
because then only two people would have gotten points. I knew I was getting second.
getting second. Enzo was gapping me. Regardless of Jason standing in front of me, Enzo is
.5 seconds faster than me, objectively. He would beat me in a 100 meters, probably 98
times out of 100. Unless I had a perfect start. So, I go, I literally walk up to Stance,
who is the head coach, and I go, give Enzo one, me two, and make everybody else rerun
it. And they're like, no, you all have to rerun it. I go, the same thing's going
happen and I'm not sitting here wanting Enzo to get DQ'd. I go everyone should have gotten DQ'd but
I understand the point of like you can't do that because this isn't just a regular track meet.
So we end up having to rerun it at the second half and then we go to musical chairs.
Now musical chairs was like death dude. This is the hottest day in LA. We have our hands on
head. I just ran the one and I'm dehydrated at this point and we're just wandering around chairs
and part of the I guess I was right here. I like faked people out and I didn't even mean to do it.
There was like a pause in the music and I half sat down or I didn't even sit. I went like this
to sit and then I think it was Lydia Violet and Mr. Keen right next to me sat and then stood up and I went
because Ludwig was like we never even went over the rules and he was like if you sat
when the music didn't stop you're out and I was like I didn't sit down and so I pointed them
it was right wait I want to I don't know if they do the replay
I said four people sat down everybody don't I'd appreciate if you got to be
walking walking I'm no standing still I'm no standing still oh this is this is
before this is before all right so he does it right here
Where is it?
Oh no it's the next one too.
More people got out.
This game it was like torture by the way.
Musical chairs was actually my least favorite event.
I want to see some walking.
Bro where am I out?
No I'm still in.
When the fuck did I pump fake people?
Was it that late into musical chairs?
I feel like it was like round three.
It might've been so much later.
I was right here, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Walk right at the top here.
I didn't know.
Jason, we're walking.
So I fake and three of them instant sit down
and everyone goes to sit.
So it was like actually like six people.
I was the first one to lean for it.
I didn't even know.
Like people were like, oh, Joe meant to do that.
I did not mean to do that shit.
I actually thought the music,
because there's a pause in the music.
We're walking.
Look at that fast reaction time though, Pippus.
Dang.
Jason, we're walking.
I thought the tune would have been it cutting.
So I have to, I thought, oh, the music didn't stop.
And then Keem sits in my chair.
And then they all got out.
I ratted on them Insta.
Insta.
Dequeen.
You're dequeen if you said.
You are dequeen if you said.
I was like, you're getting out of the instant replay, I was like, y'all are good.
Where the music ended, you are out!
No! Hey guys, I would love to do honor system,
but if you're gonna make my rest, go to the bot, we will!
There's so many people that sat, though.
And then I end up immediately getting out.
I'm sitting next to, like, nice wig and somebody else.
Who else was I standing next to?
Oh, and Salvat.
It was me, Salvat, and nice wig,
like one of us is getting out here and it was me so I end up shit in the bed on musical chairs
then what happens oh then it's paper airplane toss I didn't I wasn't in this event though the
funny thing though was uh I'm standing next to jinksy I'm standing next to jinksy and I'm watching
paper airplane toss and cutie's up like on the line and she has like a flag to measure the wind
And Jinxie's like, I heard QT was folding paper for like seven hours for this event.
And I turn to him and I'm like, I hope she knows dives this airplane right now.
And it instant crashes and then agent literally builds just basically a snowball.
Cheese is the system throws it and wins or like gets really far, which was funny.
Ah, then what?
Oh, then it was halftime show back to the hundred, which was just straight ass.
Sorry!
Okay, also, I'm not eating the head of lettuce, and here's why.
The race was scuffed off rip, and also, watch, I start jogging at the end.
I start jogging at the end. I'm saying this right now.
I said it, I said it to my chat. I literally typed in my chat
during the streamer games, even though I was co-streaming.
I said I'm not eating that fucking head of lettuce.
I don't give a fuck. I ran a 12-2. I had no spikes, no starting blocks,
and I started jogging at the end, and it was the second hundred of the day.
I'm not a scammer. That's fair any second he's duty fucked it up your watch
Wait, look at the start
He got straight nose loud too, everybody was just fucking booing.
I had to explain this to Jason too. Like while we're running, I'm going, dude, while we're
lined up here, he goes, no, you're in this lane. I go, Jason, look at the, and I'm going
like this if you watch the bottom going look at your fucking number I go you're
running straight why are you running the curve and he's like no he literally if
I didn't tell him he would have done it again sorry audience are you ready I jog
at the end. I jog at the end. Right here I start slowing down. Because I was not catching
his ass. But I also was, I was definitively getting second. Why though? Because why would
you keep running? Second place finish. They end up doing archery. Do they show? Wait,
did you guys see on the main broadcast the guy that ran in front? I don't know if
They showed that
Like maybe only the IRL strings they showed it. Oh, that was a
Where was it
They did
There I feel like it was like way later into archery though. It was like near the end of it
They might have cut it out
It was just right there. Yeah, I think they cut it in the VOD probably. Oh
I think that might have been him like laying on top of the guy. I
Don't know it was stupid though
Probably better than they cut it out. Oh my god crate stack. I'm actually skipping over this crate stack our team was doomed
I gotta say this hindsight 2020. There's a lot of events. I would have switched up
I think me and Jinxie shouldn't have done half and half which we'll get to in a minute on day two me and him ship the bed
I think Yana and Mari probably would have had steadier hands. I think Tyler or me should have done bull riding
I think Jinxie could have done crate stack and it just would have been our throwaway event instead
There was nobody on our team that would have been good at crate stack. Okay, Maya had like the perfect setup for crate stack
So did Martin. It's just like bro. You have somebody on your team. That's literally five feet tall. It's like
You're you're golden five feet tall good balance. Oh
Instant when this event took like two hours
They just had a stack crate as high as they could without falling
Tyler did well Tyler ended up cutting the shit out of his hand
I don't know if they showed that either you to go to the med tent get it like all wrapped up
You had like five band-aids on his fucking hands. I
I don't know what happened. I think when he slept he like cut his hand on one of the crates
And then it was volleyball. I don't know where our game is
France, Mexico
That's UK
Volleyball we had some good plays, but I did get a little aggro
Oh, you have to do it, bro.
They should have done it.
It's over.
Y'all on a season.
Joe Borg hits it back.
Y'all, I got to say this.
I got to say this.
The most basic flick back.
Like, the most basic flick back, I think, ever,
and people are like,
why weren't you hyped up?
I'm like, I can't hype myself up for that.
I'm like, that is...
I saw some people make an edit through like greatest volley.
I'm like, bro.
I was like, this is like regular gym volleyball.
Like, I was like, when my team has the ball,
I face my team and then I'm going to hit it behind me.
I was like, it's not.
And I saw some people, okay, there was one thing
during PKs, when I, spoiler alert, I miss a shot.
Mari holds up her hand for a high five
and there were people editing my peripheral view
on whether or not I recognized Mari
held up a hand for a high five and I dubbed it.
I would have high-fived Mari if I had saw
that Mari held up a hand to high five,
just because it was in my vision doesn't mean
I consciously recognized she was doing that.
I had my sunglasses that I was putting down
and I was just pissed off looking in another direction.
I wasn't focused on that.
I didn't mean to, she held up her hand
and I walked past her and I feel bad.
But people were like, you're such a dickhead.
fucking annoying.
Or after volleyball, or not volleyball, after dodgeball people like Joe's acting like he's exhausted.
I was!
I smoke and drink more than the average person probably.
I don't do cardio.
It was 90 degrees outside.
I'm dehydrated and I'm nervous.
Yeah, I was exhausted.
Yes, throwing five dodgeballs made me tired
Anyways, I think we win this
I love volleyball though, I was talking to Tyler one and he agreed with me he was like bro
We should do I I know you have to have individual events and like meme events because obviously it's like an entertaining streamer tournament
I just wish there was like
Next year he should just do way more bracketed team shit do more dodgeball do more volleyball do more
PKs right like I think that shit's so much more fun
Where you're like getting your whole team involved and you're kind of like working a rotation
It's just like you could play into your strengths better on any team
Like you even you see how we're staggered like they're like
How every team sets up is based off how they play
Yeah, Jinx he heads it and everybody freaks out and then he tried and then he just only kept having the ball
It was a good volume.
I think there should have been way more team events like volleyball and dodgewall were unbiasedly the most entertaining events. No, you're you're definitely right. I think
get rid of crate stack.
Fun event get rid of crate stack or minimize it in some way that event no joke took two hours.
That event was so because it was like eight minute rounds and it was bracketed.
It just took too long. It took an hour and 30 minutes. Yeah, I like it was fun
I think if I cut one event it would be that I think bull riding was really entertaining. I think you were toss
It's just fun the hundred. Yeah, you just keep that because it's like, you know the starting event
But I think you add more I
You know what I honestly want to say get rid of the duo events get would make it solo and squad
Cut out half and half and cut out uh crate stack add instead to squad events
Maybe that's biased for me. Jixi's in chat
Bro, I read his chat just now. I was gonna say maybe that's biased because me and jixi got fucking seventh in half and half
But I just feeling it would have been basketball. Oh hell no
No, if I if we didn't do like pick up basketball, I would suck so much ass at that
That would have been bad.
Canada off of Jinx's header!
I'm out of breath!
Tug of war, unfair.
Can't do it.
It's two to four!
You can't do tug of war.
You can't do tug of war when you have streamers
that vary in height and weight from five foot to six nine,
a hundred pounds to three hundred pounds.
Like it's, you could do kickball.
You could do, but the problem with kickball
is kickball would take fuck of four hours.
But you couldn't do a bracket of kickball.
I wish you did one inning on each side and just bracket it.
Canada has a chance!
Cornhole, make Cornhole twos.
Oh!
If you added Cornhole, I think I would have fucking,
I literally would have been like one of those,
like pro Cornhole tourney edits.
I would have, I genuinely would have sung four of them.
Ping pong?
Bro, I really wanna do this.
and I know it's unsponsorable.
I wanna do a far less professional,
far less sponsorable version of streamer games.
I literally do it with my friends every year.
We call it beer Olympics, just do beer Olympics.
Have pong, have fucking cornhole, have relay races,
but just have it all around drinking,
maybe get a fucking alcohol sponsor
and just run the event.
Problem is, you can't really stream that shit
because it's like unsafe consumption of alcohol, you know?
It's, Shakira, respect that.
Ooh, flag football would be a good event.
Respect that line.
Respect that line, two to four, Shakira to serve.
It's just how do you balance that?
Like dodgeball and volleyball you could have as team games.
If you did, bro, I'm being so serious.
And I'm not like, I know I,
I know I was at stripper games saying team Mexico
was one of the worst teams they got third place.
But like, if we did flag football, I tower over team Mexico.
Like, their whole team was like 5'5".
Like, it would be unfair.
It would be unfair to do like flag football.
You can't have that.
She was the top female and she was going to go to 20-25.
All right, we end up winning that game.
I think we lose it.
We lose against All-Stars because Nicewig was just
fucking nutty at it, bro.
Literally gigantic.
This guy's huge.
We win against Worldwide.
Nothing crazy.
There was a crash out moment, Joe Bart had, where Jinxie.
I think this was during the All-Stars game.
It was Jinxie and Mari.
I kept having balls land directly between them.
Like somebody just kept placing them.
I think it might have been KDV.
and they wouldn't go for it.
And I did get a little upset.
But, I wasn't mad at them.
I was mad that we were losing.
Tyler with the walkup, goes to Enzo, Enzo sent it over.
Even though the athletic events are the most unfair,
they were the most entertaining.
That's a dead.
I don't think volleyball and dodgeball are unfair.
Bro, you wanna hear my take?
Bro, okay, that's how volleyball goes, blah, blah, blah,
yap, yap, yap, that was day one.
You want to hear my shit about dodgeball we'll actually move forward about dodgeball the problem with dodgeball and the reason it was
Quote-unquote unfair is because people wait. Hold up. We got to watch Martin bull ride real quick
Where's Martin Martin fucking law
has a chance of redemption.
All right.
Three!
I really wish I did this event.
I feel like I would have held on pretty well.
Two!
One!
Like looking back at it.
One!
Go!
For Team Canada.
I never know what the bowl is going to do.
It's all about anticipating the reaction.
Be loose.
Let the ass lie.
Look at the confidence from Marion.
It's just bro also they had to keep spraying it down because it was so hot like it's a
jet black bull in LA heat in the sun and it's dry like this shit broke like they
were like yeah it's burning my legs I was like holy fuck so they end up I think
it was oh god we have to show half and half before dodgeball me and Jinx he had
probably the worst play of all time this is it we to cut these stupid soaps and
we wanted to cut down this faucet but we we drag we we drug the the knife
way too far left. If you don't know half and half you have to cut the half in in you have to cut
two one object in half so both sides weigh the same amount. We use the holder here
and what are you thinking like we're gonna have to you gotta think like if we cut it like that
bro it's just so hard to see. You could but you could look no you go a little lat or a little
That's right. Oh God that looks bad even looking at it now. I
Think I had bad cons there
I think that was I think jakey was totally in the right now and I think I was telling him to go the opposite way that he should have I
Also was being an idiot and I was telling him to go the opposite direction that I was looking
So like if I wanted him to go my right
I should have told him to go left and I'm saying the opposite because I'm just telling him that from my perspective go this way
Yeah, no, I actually think I sold this event like being totally honest
Wait, wait, wait, you go a little a little this way. No, that was bad
The cut has been made
Right after
Yeah, ready three two one go the cut has been made
Like right after you cut it for you what kind of you're like, oh, it's fun
That looks blades up gentlemen blades up. That looks real bad
For you guys to move on that looks real bad the difference between these two needs to be less than nine grams
I jinxi you want to tell me do you think this is less than nine gram difference? No, I think this one's heavier
No, I think I was right. I think part of the comms was I was telling him to go left, but he had to go right
But I'm telling him my direction by far
Alright well it was like 20 grams or something. Let's do your small piece first if this is
42 grams or less you will tie or beat
Okay, the last place second last place
33 grams for the first one second one 51 51 grams that is a 18 grand difference
between the two gentlemen do you want to keep these the souvenirs no absolutely
not so currently in last place is Team USA
Bro, we need it.
Followed by the alumni.
We needed it.
And congratulations, Team France.
You are safe moving on to the next round.
Well, not that much.
Next round.
Bro, that, like, you know, that, like, I, the disappointment I feel looking at that,
dude, me and Jinx, he just kind of, like, sat on the turf in silence for like 10 minutes.
Bro, because I, I forgot that I was mic'd up.
I forgot that I was mic'd up and I was just trying to talk to JNC about what we should have done.
So it seems like friendship alone is not enough to guarantee synergy in this challenge?
And we thought we got dead last.
I remember right after this, Tyler walks up and I go,
oh, God, we win dodgeball.
I was like, I carry dodgeball.
And so I half redeemed myself.
Oh, fucking Simon says.
Oh, this is the half time Simon says.
I
Could ran about I could ran about Simon says for about nine hours if I'm being totally honest that game pissed me off so much
Where's you?
I got a rip because I tried to catch a ball like a fucking dumbass, but I didn't throw a piss missile
The border war.
Mexico.
I should have grabbed both.
Culver.
You're out.
Did Yana get it?
Yana didn't get the ball.
I did that second game where you go for two at once.
It's on the ground.
You're out.
I had one rule, you're out.
It's crazy how often it happens.
I can't believe it.
Wait, hold on.
This is the strategy, right?
This is the strategy.
I'm going for Benji.
I'm side-eyeing Benji, but my eyes are locked on Banny
so Benji doesn't chat.
This is literally gym dodgeball tech. Okay, if you're ever a dodgeball game this way you do you look at someone
And they think you're going for them and then just fucking he warms it. This is a matchup that could easily bang dart
Because they can't read if they if you're looking at them they'll react faster
Yes, just snake eyes, but you can't do it too much because then they'll expect it
So then sometimes you have to do the opposite and just throw it out
But then I tried to catch
I could easily take the ball.
That was like toss.
Oh, oh, was that shot?
Like I died for it, and it just grazes my finger.
Oh, no, no.
It's so crazy.
He unloads a curving shot to get out.
One of the.
See, that's the problem, like how
Jinxie's throwing the ball there.
The foam balls are, I kept telling him this,
the foam balls are too light that if you throw them
overhand like a baseball, it'll just dart and hit
the ground.
You have to sidewind a dodge ball.
You have to throw it fully sideways.
Mexican players.
And then curve it.
Okay, right now, America.
Oh, nice throw.
I feel like I'm Yana through there,
but everybody was doing that.
Every, I feel like it was genuinely like 70% of teams
that were overhanding the ball
and it would just nail the ground.
And I'm like, there's just not enough weight
to overhand the ball.
It was passed from a teammate so they're not out America takes a 4 to 2 lead against the Mexican team. This is a massive
massive battle because Mexico currently sits. You're so nervous for this by the way. I like I don't know why nobody else was maybe it's just because I'm really competitive and I think some people were annoyed at how competitive I was being during some events to where like I wouldn't really react if we won.
I didn't really react if we won.
I was just like, all right, let's go next.
Is because my heart was pounding.
Like, being in any game in any competitive scenario
where there's a three, two, one go
makes me so fucking nervous.
And it's like, hot as shit outside and I'm freaking out.
In the overall rankings, this would be an epic collapse.
It's a complicated who cares about being competitive
or not.
I was being like a douchebag because I was being too competitive, but I don't know
I mean I was talking to a lot of people that like helped run the event
They were like you need that mixture because it's like bro
If you don't have competitive players then people just fuck around the whole time and it's not fun to watch
Like if the commentators can't commentate a competitive game because everybody's just being lax cheating or just being like
Clip for me. It's just not as fun. USA item dad
Like I if it were up to me, I'd have it be literally full competitive like like no like full comms
Like we're in a fucking CS lobby
Confidence like our stars and bar like I understand that it's like half and half and paper airplane bro
There's points on the line, you know ours
Unwavering what was funny is we're doing pks and Tyler one's like there's money on the line right and I'm like
He goes what so why are we fucking here? Yes, we are what are we here for I'm like well
It's just like a competitive match. He's like oh, this is fucking stupid awesome country
And he goes then he goes they have a confessional booth
That was like literally like a one-by-one like booth that you could go talk to a camera
That was constantly recording in and he just disappears for like 20 minutes free. That doesn't do anything bad
That was unlucky like he went for a jinxie and jinxie dodges and then it hits my eyes
Tyler catches we win that
Oh wait there it is a tricky throw I didn't even know where that was going
Oh, did I hit mr. Keem straight in the fucking nuts here? It was classic. Oh
Did it bounce off the hand?
I think it was just air.
No, I think it's out.
Who means how?
Did it bounce off the hand?
All right, they're calling for it.
Oh, Joe blocked the deflection.
He blocks it off the ball.
He hit the catch.
Wardrobe is out.
Mason and Lee is out.
Hot mic.
Hot mic pickup.
I think Jason's walking off that field with a limp.
They did sort of feed me balls, which really helped.
So I would just always have one in my hand.
And then you don't even really need a dodge.
You just straight to play.
And that one got him.
I know it's when he's on this side.
2v5.
The juggernaut still stands.
Oh my god.
Geert King of the rush.
A ballerina spin, but she's still standing,
picking up a ball or two, ready to reload.
The end with X against Seema still annoying.
Oh, I was getting mad.
You were talking about the first game where it was a 1v5,
and we were in Ludwig's like,
you got five minutes.
We had more balls.
I'm like, bro, give her 20 seconds.
If you're in a 1v5, you shouldn't
be able to just wander back and forth for like three minutes.
Like you either do, like just, you're going to get out, right?
Like why wait for more balls?
Because then you're just giving them a chance
to have the flaxions.
Joe Bart getting the handoff?
Well, I've seen people do in like 1v5s, just give them
balls, hope you catch, right?
It's like, because I get you not wanting to,
If you have all the balls, they have none.
Throwing one's scary, because it's
like you don't know how to throw very well either.
They could just catch you.
But just give them three balls then, and then throw one.
Or I saw, there was one where they were whispering to each other,
and I knew what they were going to do,
where you just throw a ball in the air,
and they go for a catch, and as they go for a catch,
you just whip it at them.
You know, I think that's what's going on.
Oh, my god.
Ow.
Time for the foot shot?
I says no.
Refs is playing on.
Okay, play on.
No Refs is out.
Oh, Tonka T out.
Bro, I feel like that all,
that had to almost raise his shoulder.
A little bit of a wild throw,
some wild pitches here.
Sometimes when there's four, come back.
Refs claps after, claps will be in the vlog.
Atons, you just kind of aim between two
and hope it curves into one.
I think Joe Bart is the right idea too.
You're looking at one person,
you're aiming at one person
and you whip it towards somebody else.
The ultimate art of deception, Pete.
He's great at it.
Look at him.
Oh wait, did that hit the ball?
All right, here.
Oh my god, wait, this, oh dude, look at that.
Look at this form, chat.
Holy showy Otani.
Oh my god.
No self-glace here, chat.
This is probably an exit speed of what, 130 miles an hour?
No.
Get through the line.
It really didn't hit him that fast.
And it's a foam ball.
Like, there's no way it hurt.
Joey, where are you on before?
And then kitchen, the double burn.
The man is not lacking confidence.
Look at her, you're not tough.
Oh, my God.
She B-A-R'd that, too.
She B-A-R'd that.
She was like, that didn't hit me.
I'm like, that shit, you square in the back.
What are we talking about?
Look at you, you see it deflect.
Confidence, look at her, you're not tough.
Look at her, you're not tough.
Here you are, out.
That is gay.
Bang!
You didn't even like him.
Would you like to call?
She's B-A-R'd.
We have.
It was so fast you might not have felt it now just to clarify if you win this VAR. You're in a 1v4
So I'm so confused Joe. I've already hit her on the numbers
That's a hit on the back
Now you guys are still in the third place bracket by the way
You know I can change this thing
to the finals. Wait, wait, kids. I don't know. But to be fair, we did a good point. It was
when it started to make the sense, but for a total of what was that us winning free.
Now we had to play Canada. This game was just G. This game was like, I feel like this
game is easier than the alumni. Oh, wait, hold up. This is the strategy, bro. Look,
Look, look, look, she's going, I remember them.
They're staring me down.
And oh my God, what is her name?
Coltay, what is her name?
Blonde French streamer from Quebec.
Coltay, Coltay, am I saying that right?
They're talking and agents like, I'm gonna go for this one.
And she's like, well, I'm not gonna go for that one.
So she goes for this.
And I'm like, I'm grabbing both of those motherfuckers.
Go!
Cocotes.
And it's on the board.
Yeah, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Ooh, double.
Double nothing.
The versus the United States.
Cocote, cross the line.
Cocotes out.
Cocote.
Okay.
She did cross the line.
Get on for the ball.
Cocote.
What it is.
Cocote.
Agent MVP versus Joe Dart.
He's knocked out eight competitors in two rounds.
Is he going to add another?
I did not.
people out.
Notch to his belt.
That's a quick 3v5.
One from technical and one from a barrage.
And Tonk is caught.
Tyler calling out Dante's live in the field.
He said it's you bro.
You play heck from dog shit.
You're always playing my fucking lane.
Right now we're going with the strat of throw every single ball at Joe as he runs
out of bounds.
No hits yet.
USA.
Five standing united against a fractured Canada first place on the line. Martin you're out
Wow, it's like the first time I'm like rewatching the footage of this
For the game
Joe misses Joe had an opportunity to strike any misses
For me one or do you want for Sakura?
Marry living one up here comes Sakura
She's going to talk for a little bit of it probably why are the teams not telling bro every time it would be a girl in a 1v4
And they're going there they're not what is he telling her right now throw it sideways
sideways. That's what I'd be saying. Throw it sideways. Whip it sideways because they
always throw it overhand and she throws a pop right in the air and I just catch it.
This is an important strategy. Hug the ball. Keep your enemies closer. Here she's ready
to uncork a laser. Ooh, nice dodge. All right, now it's a revenge match. How is the
I say gonna play it Joe calling for Joe Bart with the ball looking for the kill shot
Probably barely missing just a bit outside. He probably said aim for the girls. Yeah, but I mean, I don't I don't know I
In that moment, I'm pretty sure I said that Martin said that she was gonna throw one up and then throw one at us
Because that's what I would have done
more chance for Joe to be a hero for USA. I'm like exhausted here by the way bro if I had a
heart rate monitor on I'm probably like 180 and I've moved maybe like 10 feet in this game.
The crowd on its feet. I remember my left-ass cheek was just cramping. Well yeah,
Some of them can't see him, but yeah.
Sakura shades on.
The moment isn't too bright.
Her versus Joe.
A battle for the ages.
Canada versus United States.
Who's gonna take it?
Oh, my God.
The ground is out.
Bring your cross here.
Oh, look at me.
Ancient is away.
Jinxi with the fake.
Let's get it!
Go!
USA Wings!
Five, just boy, there's people.
No, I gotta say this, I gotta say this.
I'm not somebody that jumps around and celebrates as well.
So like, I'm happy here.
I'm also tired, but I'm not like aura farming.
I'm just not somebody that like runs and jumps around.
Like if you watch the entirety of the two days,
like if we win, I'm like, oh, awesome.
Zero, it's a sweep, a team.
When I'm smiling, I'm not being like,
oh, I need to be nonchalant right now.
Canada!
I need to do shit for you.
Did that say where does Darth Maul get issues from?
I didn't see most of the signs in the crowd.
I remember I saw one that said something about the hills
and I was like, ah, brutal.
Oh, this fucking thing, dude.
Simon says it's just impossible.
It's down.
These guys are very good.
Yes.
I get out right here.
Summits is down, summits is hip, summits is belly.
Summits is hip, summits is belly, summits is nose,
summits is ears, summits is run.
Summits is stop, hands up, summits is hands up, hands down.
You move.
Oh!
Joe, our whole team is like, we're not winning this event.
What do we do?
This year was terrible, bro.
Dude, he spams saying summits is up, summits is down,
summits is ears, summits is lean, summits is bent.
I'm like, dude, I can't keep up.
And I'm react.
I'm trying to do it quickly.
So we end up getting in the loser's bracket of this.
And we go far.
And IVAR this, right?
Hold on, I want to see rewind, rewind, rewind, rewind.
When it's me, Zuku, and him, bro.
Oh my god, this shit got me so heated.
This shit got me so heated.
No, where's Zuku?
Right here.
Just watch.
Summits his knees, summits his belly,
summits his nose, summits his belly,
summits his shoulders.
Opposite shoulders, summits his opposite shoulders
summits his habitat, summits his top.
泰's up, hangs up, hangs up.
He's still tapping.
So, he's out.
He stopped tapping, you're out.
He starts tapping.
Conner starts tapping.
Yeah, I'm looking at Conner
and I'm going, you're tapping,
you're out.
And, he's like, no I'm not.
And, I go, no, we are.
I go I'm calling that shit on you if you don't get out here. He immediately gets out after
To the Steve hated our team my old team was just pissed off all time
Sunnets his hands down.
All right, let's go.
Sunnets his head, Sunnets his belly,
Sunnets his shoulder,
Sunnets his nose, hands up.
Now you're up.
Sunnets his hands up, Sunnets his hands down.
Sunnets his knee forward, stand up straight.
Sunnets his stand up straight, hands up.
Sunnets his hands up, hands down.
Sunnets his hands down.
Let's wait.
Who's the helicopter?
Oh my God.
Okay, I wanna hear y'all's take on this.
Here we go.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is run.
Summits is run. Summits is stopped.
Summits is down.
Give me a big jump.
I don't know.
The only reason I called the AR on this, by the way,
I called the AR that France should have been out here.
It's really close.
I think it's fair to say that they're still in, in hindsight.
The reason I called it, I didn't even know,
is because I walk out and Team Canada is like,
you got to call VAR on that.
And I'm like, what happened?
And they were like, she didn't stop running.
And, you know, I get that it's like, all right, you know,
he didn't call the next thing.
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is run.
Summits is run, summits is stop.
Summits is giving you a big jump.
Woo!
That's it.
She did, she did, she did wait a while.
She did wait a while.
Summits is up, summits is down,
summits is run, summits is run.
Summit says stop stop. She probably jumped she probably jumped like four. She did like four more steps
Yeah, he did say she's
Because after he said it doesn't count until I say the next thing but she's still running as he says the next Simon
So I was like, I don't know
Jump. That's it. Hands up. Hands up. You moved her out.
I didn't move.
Sonics is hands up.
Oh, look at this guy.
No!
Oh my god. Is that the hill sign?
That motherfucker's the one holding the hill sign.
He had Joe Bart Hills right there. There's two of them.
Sonics is hands down. Sonics is separate.
Sonics is face each other. Sonics is shake hands.
Summits his hands down face me please face me face me nice summits is face me and here we go
Summits is up summits is down summits is up
The funny part was what I called the ar et al
Who was uh doing like casting for the french team very nice guy
A lot of them he's been in block wars tournaments with me. He's like joe. There's a language barrier
I'm like bro. There was way harder comms than simon says stop
I go stop signs in France or in English and
Where what's the AR it's just like a review like they would re-review it because I was trying to get I wanted to get a
Higher place because if if she got out I would have gotten it on like another pointer tail
I'm it's down so much. No so much. It's over so much. No so much. No so much. No so much. No so much
It's not so much to stop hands up hands up. We stopped tapping you're still
It is funny, bro wait, I gotta show the one at Jynxy.
The one at Jynxy where he just unknowingly just fucking puts his hands up.
Oh my god.
No, it wasn't this one, it was the one after.
No, it's after this. I think Jynxy goes next.
Does Jynxy go?
Yeah, this is ours.
So, Simon says, hands up, hands down.
Simon says, hands down.
Practice.
Just to warm up.
And now...
Yo, Tixie literally goes, this is not for me.
Oh!
This counts.
You ready?
All right, here we go.
Whoo!
Simon says, hands on head.
Summits his hips, summits his belly, summits his shoulders, summits his opposite shoulders, summits his opposite elbows, summits his tap, summits his stop, hands up.
Yo, just like so clean too.
Like, when most people fail, they're like, he says hands up and halfway into putting your hands up, you go, oh fuck.
He just like fully does it and doesn't realize that he's out.
Ha ha ha ha.
I wasn't.
Summoned to stop.
Hands up.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I wasn't.
That is so fucking funny.
I don't get it, you said hands up.
You have to say Simon says.
Oh my god, I fucking fool with my first shot here. This is like disgusting
I think I went before Tyler so it was still one one. Yeah, I kind of
I
Leamed back too much
I needed to lean forward and it would have been fine and I just fucking go right over the crossbar
I
Shaking my head and I'm looking at Jinxie and Lays and Mari puts her hand up and I air it
I air it. I don't see it and then I put my glasses on. I feel so bad. Mari. I'm sorry if you see this Mari
I'm sorry. It's now opportunity for me. I aired the high five. I didn't see the high five
Mexico to tie your left-footed. Yeah, I end up scoring the second one
Which was way later. I didn't even know this was a bracket by the way like I thought we were done
Like after we lost there. I was like, oh, we're just done and then we catch slang
Oh wait, I don't even think I shoot here. I think they all score I
Shoot against worldwide
Which is way?
Oh my god, this is bad
I think she's gonna give him 500 subs for that for some crazy shit
Right off the bar
I remember after every P.K. game, he's like, all right, let's open the rabbit hole, and
he would pull out his phone to read chat.
One one Joe Bart up to cake
Bro, this is what I need I literally I was like I just got a lean forward
Like if I'd done that if I'd done that the first game bro, we at least would have gone OT
It didn't even matter though that was like a fucking sixth place game or some shit or like fifth place
It's all fun and games for Enzo, but he hasn't been great in goal today.
Let's one go.
Yeah, because that time I wasn't leaning too much.
Oh, by Joe Barclay, kicked by Joe Top.
A little late. Yeah, I mean, it was a little slow, too.
Like, it could have been a quicker ball, and I think he did just react late.
But yeah, that was the games.
First place was worldwide overall.
I think then it was All-Stars and then Mexico, right?
You might show the final standings
Yeah, we're what all stars Mexico alumni Canada France us 7th place
It really bro half and half fucking screwed us half enough Simon says half enough Simon says and bull riding we got fucking seven seven seven
777
That's what screwed us. UK was asked. Yeah, UK was the worst team by far. It wasn't close.
Every other team was like mildly similar. Like dude, 4 through 6 tied.
And second and third actually tied. How did they give All-Stars second?
What was that off of? Just better PK score? Like last game?
Because they both got 65 points. How did All-Stars get second place?
How they had the most wins?
20-26!
More first places, okay.
Can I get a rare ball right? I love Martin.
But I promise you, events like these-
Oh, JT Streamer games alright.
These cost a lot, a million dollars. We could not do without-
You guys needed Jude, Jude Bellingham? I think that would have made this extremely unfair.
Jude Jude Bellingham
Dodgeball right dude, he should have done dodgeball right did he do that he might have
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Chat we got a hop into other shit right now if you have a vision of watch kids going to play as I always say video such
I'm give such a stop. It's not fun to see videos that watch kids. I thought we're about to rip reacts right now
Probably some gaming at the end of stream as well
What the fuck is this oh
Oh
This is the VOD Brady had of the guy with the arrow. Yeah, I'm not even gonna pull that up on stream
I don't know if that's like to us. Um, anyways
We're gonna rip reacts right now gaming to the end of stream tomorrow. I'm gonna be live around one
We're gonna be doing skin stapler into big walk me JoJo and some other
streamers
Sunday reacts serial review UK UK serial or UK us serials with small fries
I'm gonna be trying 10 UK serials. He's gonna try 10 us serials. We'll be on a call together
Monday, random, full random game day.
Tuesday, Tommy NFG collab at one,
Jinxie 2v2 attorney at four.
Wednesday, gas station case at like noon
into machine party, me, Fatknapp,
King Mools, and Max Taylor.
Be an early stream.
I'll probably be done at like five on Wednesday.
Thursday, full random game day.
Bunch of new games dropping.
Friday, the 14th, 15th, and 16th, I'm not live.
So on for seven days, all for three.
Then we're back, 17, 18, 19.
17th, we're gonna be doing a 2v2 every rank with Jinxie probably maybe some other random shit with like me Ron
Lacey, maybe like Mario Party or some other party game later the 18th
We're doing the FNAF challenge where in the bunny suit playing FNAF 2 to we beat it other random shit as well depending on how
Long it takes for us to be FNAF 2
And then Wednesday the 19th
We have re-accident charity stream for American Cancer Society then I'm gone the 20th to the 23rd
And then we're back the 24th grinding out stream rest of the summer probably switch back to a regular schedule
will like mid through that week like the 26th ish, but until
then I'll be live at like one or two most days. And then we'll
hop back to like weekdays, 3pm, 330 or so. smack simply trip
and let take it with the sub a wr brice off, swingy and eldest
thing of the sub. V tech thing of the three, please don't
send bets right now chat I will not be able to read them.
All right. Did you at least win the mogul money shell? I
I can't say that'd be fucking spoilers.
You got to watch it when it's out.
Yummy.
The hell is this?
Did you do a leech one of that?
Why the hell would I talk about that?
I'm gonna watch it when it comes out.
Are you any extreme?
No, I was just saying that before you get into the reacts
because that was like a long-ish segment.
All right.
Are we ready to hop in?
I don't know how many reacts
we're gonna do before gaming.
I'm gonna fucking use it as guy
That's just got timed out.
You should post your full schedule.
I feel like this guy shouldn't get timed out.
He did spam it.
That's not like bad.
You should post your full schedule on Twitter or something.
Exhibition might schedule.
You can see stream schedule.
I'll actually untie you out for that.
Don't spam.
But yeah, no.
I get what you're saying, but I already
have a little stream schedule thing.
Exhibition might schedule.
I think it shows it, unless that's not updated.
It might not be updated.
I probably should just make a whole fucking note stab for it
and just put it there and fill it out myself.
Swissy, Mars, Adam, and Matt, think of it as a sub.
I and Anz, think of it as a sub.
It has a cool down.
Oh, it has a cool down, sorry.
All right, yeah, lock in.
This is a video about me by Golf Cart.
I did an interview for this video.
If you don't know, Golf Cart does like,
I guess like documentaries on different streamers
like Aiden Ross, Jynxie, Ludwig, Jason, XQC, Marlin.
They asked me to do an interview and I said, yeah.
So we're gonna watch the video about me today.
And you kid that did that.
SCPINAC, thank you for the 50 gifted subs.
Thank you for the 50 gifted SCPINAC.
Thank you for the 50 fucking gifted Optimus K, Lilac,
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Lock-in the only streamer that cares
Well now I'm not locked in
Sorry...
Alright bro, oh my god, I'm going to freak out.
Thank you.
I'm trying to see if I need to get somebody for big walk.
Do you need me to get someone?
Because we should have four.
How many people is big walk chat for players?
Me?
Yeah, I'm not playing.
I'm.
Chat, I know a lot of you guys are joking, but like, let's actually pan that one out.
Me, JoJo, PG, and like Dante and you. How is that going? It can have up to 12 players.
And you, how is that conversation happening? What are we going to talk about?
It'd be a blast, really.
What is Big Walk?
Oh, do you want to rip Big Walk tomorrow?
I can see.
We can get some people, bro.
I don't know if we're going to be able to beat it.
Big Walk is like a kind of like a vibe game.
How would you describe Big Walk when we pull up the trailer?
Hello, hello.
Where has us?
We made Untitled Goose Game and we're here to tell you a bit more about our new
game. Big walk. It's a game about walking and talking. You and your friends walk. It's
like friend slot, but it's really just like a game where you kind of podcast and then
do a bunch of random shit at like intermediate spots to get to the next area. Right? Like
you have like a start goal and an end goal and you have to reach it. But like on the
way there's like puzzles and shit. Right now I know me and Joe to the mofo are
doing it at four tomorrow for EST. I don't know if PG's doing it and I don't
know if he needs me to get someone. He said he'd let me now. Word. Yeah it's
It's like peak with puzzles, but can you die?
Like, I haven't really watched gameplay of it.
Just do it together.
Bro, Jinxie also, I don't know if you're still here.
After we do the 2v2 every rank on the 17th,
or like whenever we're doing that,
would you want to do like machine party,
like me, you, Ron, maybe somebody else?
Like kind of like a party game mode.
I don't know if you've seen machine party,
but machine party looks really fun.
Machine party or like fucking what's the other one that's like really old like
It's like Mario Party, but like Goresh and
You have to like do a bunch of shit
Luca think of this up the irritator frost. Ah Jacob laxie and chat with a sub crib and CZN thing to the sub
Chat don't spam at JC. That's annoying
All right lock in now first fucking real video today
We'll probably actually I'm gonna cut oh wait
Which one do we want to do which one to be we're gonna watch the only show that cares video
Just because I know people are gonna spam it until I watch it
Do we want to watch why whores the last real genre left or I took a tribesman to the world's most futuristic city?
Before gaming because we're doing gaming today as well and we're probably not gonna have time for three reacts and then like two games
The other one will just save. Can we do a poll?
Actually go pee real quick too. I know I'm not locked right now. I'm sorry
First day back. Can we do a poll on which one we do the other one will save for literally Sunday? So we'll watch it in two days
What's the horror one why horrors the last real genre left it might make more sense to save the tribesman one for Sunday
But I don't really know
I'll do whichever the tribesman one is long though. So we might bounce around a little bit
You guys vote though, uh, actually I don't need to be, we'll wait.
It's 54% trod 46% or chat vote on the ball, vote on the ball.
Want to and Z for the sub V tech for the three.
Uh, that runs, uh, Jacob luck and Meyer thinking of the sub.
Go ahead and P.
Why do you say it like that?
Why do you say go ahead period P periods?
Yeah, big dog. It's a stream, man. Shit ain't like the YouTube videos.
Also, Chris is still live. No fucking shot. He's been live for 20 days.
Back up to 20 hours, he really should set a hard cap.
Is there a cap?
It should be a month, bro.
And now Sina's doing 1-2.
I'm pretty sure Sina's like, yes.
And that's 133 hours left.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, One's live.
It's right there.
How's it own a been gone for like a month?
Let me
What why you played you take a wife
He made a video what but why he was gone. Yeah, what won that poll by the way, which video won the poll?
Because the other one we're saving and then we'll get into it
The horror video on the pole. All right, we'll save we'll save the tribesmen one for Sunday
That'll actually be cinema
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The feeling is almost orgasmic, bro. That's probably the funniest video on YouTube
If you ever want to die laughing at four in the morning look up. Yama Indian head massage
All right, walk in the only sugar that cares
You know what the most important part of any live stream is the chat
Every night thousands of viewers pour into their favorite streamers chat.
Together they decide what games get played, what videos get watched, and the streamers
should keep them in.
Literally just what happened right now.
Literally just what happened.
Pulled a video for my chat.
Oh my god.
Contained get paid.
It sounds pretty easy, right?
Just give the chat what it wants.
The problem is impossible.
Impossible.
They're all the, well it seems like a hive mind.
They're all their own people.
all their own people and they all want their own individual niche thing that they'll complain for.
Chat never wants just one thing. There's thousands of people all asking for something different
and no matter what you do, something's unhappy. The biggest streamers learn to follow the majority
and keep the party moving because stopping everything for one unhappy viewer is the
part no seven of streaming. You don't need to- The best streamers, the best streamers switch
anytime somebody asks for something different. I would love to do a stream where I just
Do what my chat says on any win like I listen
I the problem would be that it would instill like a really bad mindset
But I would love to do a streamer. I just listen to the worst chatters
Whether like dude, can you stop reacting to this to just hop on subnautica one right now?
Why aren't you doing a red dead 2 playthrough? Oh, let's start that up an hour into red dead 2 somebody's like dude
Why are you not on outlast? Oh, sorry. Let me start that up close out red dead
What about dead by daylight?
people hanging over a single man in the chat.
But what happens when the needs of the one are a matter of life and death?
My girlfriend of three years took her own life in November of 2025,
losing my best friend in the person I love most in the world.
I'm feeling like my life is no longer worth living
and I've been falling into a bad habit of drug addiction leading me to
some MDMA in December.
I don't want to be here anymore.
This is Joe Bartolozian and he's one of the only streamers
that stops everything when someone needs help.
If a chatter of mine is coming into my chat saying they're suicidal,
Suicidal I am first and foremost going to read their message
But when you do this when you make yourself the person there are people that'll spam messages in my chat about being suicidal
That I don't see or don't read at times now, but I do try to like I
Guess voice for those people to get help as best as I can
I think a lot of streamers will just ignore them
Like I've seen a lot of streamers like get those messages and just like air it
And I'm not even dissing those streamers for doing that because I get it's a really complicated subject to like talk to
Somebody that's like maybe even potentially faking it
But even if they're not like just somebody that's like actively suicidal in your chat
And it's like yeah in all honesty, they shouldn't be going to you
But they are so in my mind like I'll probably get into this because they interviewed me for this video
but
It's like it's not oh, they shouldn't be here. They are here, you know, so you kind of like there's I'm not saying there's like
Like a requirement, but it's like, you know
I'll just try to redirect as best as I can and I used to try and be the guy to fix their problems
And then I realized very quickly that that makes everything far worse and people far more parasocial
So and I hate using that term now because I think parasocial is like insanely overused
But like when you try to solve it's different when like somebody comes to me and they're suicidal and I tell them like hey go get help
Versus somebody coming to me and then me actually like trying to like talk to them about why they feel that way and fixing it
because then they're gonna like treat me as their therapist and
Then that makes my mental far worse and it's also not fixing their problems
People turn to a blow list you're also now the one who has to carry the weight of it
Would you say these messages have grown in saturation since 2024?
Yeah, for sure.
But I think they've grown, but it's also just
like a higher percentage of people doing it,
so I read their chat.
Last now, because we're in sub-only.
But if I was in follower-only mode right now,
because we're doing a video about this,
there would be people that would straight up
lie about being depressed, because they would just
want me to read their chat, and they'd
get a high out of it.
There are people, and in the same sense, when people do that,
I also, I ban them because it's like you're a dickhead,
but at the same time, like those people also need help,
because there are people that are so desperate
for attention that they will do anything for it.
Like they'll manipulate their partners
by saying they'll kill themselves if they leave them,
they'll try and ruin people's lives,
they will fake being suicidal
just for a brief moment of interaction.
Like, there are people that have legitimately nothing where they're not depressed, but they're actually just, like, insane.
And so, yeah, it's like...
But it's not even, like, sick and twisted.
Because sick and twisted is, like, the people that are using it in a manipulative way.
But there's people that will just do it because they just need attention.
Because now you're surrounded by darkness.
Today I decided to add everything.
Got a shotgun, can't find it, didn't need to love myself.
Now you're giving away pieces of your-
And it's like, and it's like, bro,
I know there's a lot of people that are like,
yo, I just gotta, I'm not sitting here and saying like,
oh, I deal with the worst.
No, but it's like, what do you do in that scenario?
Like, I try to handle it as best as I can,
but like, what the fuck am I?
I'm 24 years old.
I'm a Twitch streamer,
and I have somebody in my chat saying
they're gonna blow their head off with a fucking shotgun.
What the fuck is a, what is the response to that?
You know, I'm not even that it's like heavy.
What do you say to somebody like that?
Yourself to everyone around you.
People are genuinely asking me to fix their problems?
I can't.
Now it feels like the whole world is on your shoulders.
Now I'm going.
Oh, if I stop posting, people are gonna start fusing themselves.
That's a...
Yeah, dude, they say that all the time.
Oh my God.
You're the only reason I'm still here.
heavyweight to pick up and we wanted to know why who is Joe Bartolozzi and why do
you care so deeply about some of the things that you yeah maybe a little
deep for 10 30 in the morning but no it's alright
Joe Bartolozzi was born on February 6 2002 and grew up in some of these pictures
Joe wasn't the kid you picked oh my god chopped bull cut chopped bull cut holy
fuck coconut had become famous on one he was the small quake one getting picked
last for everything I was kind of like the lanky kid that didn't really know how
to control his body so that's why I was picked last but my high school face
starts turning around he hit his growth spot got into lifting and went from
being the kid nobody picked to a legitimate athlete I gotta sneak with
sincere sincere from love island
What are you gonna do?
You're gonna be kidding.
Nobody picked.
Too legitimate.
Sincere.
Nothing.
So, by 2019, Joseph Track athlete at a Catholic prep school in New Jersey working part-time
in a GNC heading towards a completely new life.
Oh my god, I fucking hated working at GNC.
That shit was terrible.
Have you talked to him?
No, I haven't talked to him since Love Island.
In a Chinese tech company, but I haven't talked to him in years.
In a dying lip-syncing app.
TikTok is the latest app to capture the attention of teens and young adults across the world.
A Chinese company called By Dance bought the relatively dead app musically.
They gutted it, rebranded it, and on August 2, 2018, TikTok officially hit the app store.
you
I'm gonna shut the fuck up teenager that's getting clout and I think 99% of the time
that's bad.
And Joe was no exception.
All of those views, all that attention that comes with internet fame, it went straight
to his head.
I went for being a really insecure.
It was like two polar opposites, right?
And I had to find the medium.
Like I used to be really insecure when I was in like
middle school or early high school to a point where like
I started working out, I started doing this.
And then it went like full flop to like narcissism.
And so it was like an obsession with myself
because of insecurity that then inflated my ego
to the point where I'm like, oh, I'm awesome.
And you can see it in the content from that era,
the captions, the attitude, the way that he carried
himself.
So this is my proposal for anyone that out there that I would like
Alright bro this isn't even some shit like this was literally like supposed to be a funny video
But this was during the douchebag era
To participate in the holiday but don't have anybody to resist that
Oh Jesus Christ bro what a fucking cornball
Oh my god what a fucking woozer bro
This is the version of Joe that Joe doesn't like
That person in that facade I had to do to create that character
Actually became me for a short period of time
And I hate it.
But as much as Joe hates this version of himself, he also kind of owes everything to him.
Because that ego is what gave him the confidence and drive to start making bigger swings in
his career.
And when you're building yourself from the ground up, those two things can be the
difference between success and failure.
You see, everyone wants to start their own thing until they realize how much work starting
actually takes.
Building your website, setting up payments, all the more...
You don't really...
I think this is going to transition to an ad, yeah.
But actually I do want to talk about what he was saying.
Yeah, you don't really realize the work that it takes,
but you don't really get into it all at once.
I think like a side piece of advice,
like looking back at my social media career
is you don't just like hop into doing everything at once.
You know, you kind of like slow transition into shit.
Like I was doing TikTok
and then I started doing Twitch and YouTube
and I wasn't making money on any of them.
And then like over time, the money I made
I just put back into it.
And then over time,
I had enough money to hire an editor
and then you get into that and then you start a business
and then now you're getting like, it's like,
if you don't start going, I wanna be a streamer.
First thing I'm gonna do is make an LLC.
It's like, no, you fucking just stream,
get into that shit, you edit your own content
and then over time, you kind of off put work
to other avenues.
Cloak's the real OG, Cloak is my OG editor, yeah.
Over to WAP.com today.
And 3FS.
But now back to Joe in the business he was just starting to build it started with diversifying
his audience because unlike YouTube and Twitch your follower count is kind of empty on tiktok
you can have a million followers on there and make no money because the platform simply
more row not even underpaying it's just they weren't paying like the most the most
I said this I think the most I ever made in a month how much was the most I ever made
in a month on tech talk.
It was during the start of the minute creator fund.
So it was like no creator fund.
And then they had a creator fund
where you just got paid per views.
And then they removed that.
And then you only got paid for videos
that were over a minute.
Anything under a minute, you don't get paid at all.
And I think that's still the case now.
But how much you got paid per video
that was over a minute was like way higher,
just on launch.
And then it just slowly nosedived over time.
It doesn't pay it's credit.
Now it's three minutes.
I don't know if they've changed it
because I haven't posted in fucking forever.
Oh my God, this is literally Cam in Cam's chat.
Yo, Cam, that is hilarious
that you're in this video.
There's anything worthwhile.
Like I was probably making like what, 10K?
Yeah, like how much is that?
It was $123.
This was 2025, so this is during the minute creator fund.
How many views is that?
16 million views, $123.
Like that puts that shit in perspective, bro.
That's so bad.
A hundred and twenty three dollars sixteen million views?
Are you fucking crazy?
We're making like, what, ten K a year?
It was, I was making less than minimum wage.
So, in the summer of 2020, just before starting his freshman year,
college, Joe announced his first ever Twitch.
I'm gonna start streaming.
He has that a little out of order.
So he was like, oh, so I was making less than minimum wage, so I started Twitch.
I had no money when I started Twitch.
Like, the creator fund wasn't even a thing when I started Twitch.
Video games on if I'm correct when did the creator funded initially launch? I think it was August or September of 2020
Maybe later
July apparently it was a 200 million dollar creator fund. Yeah, but I think it was only a certain people
Yeah, it was a beta rewards program. I don't know if I even got in on that
I think I was in on that in like September and
And it was just like whatever cam showed you it was like it was all like very very little for the views
He started moving viewers from tiktok to twitch where he'd stream games like rocket league and fall guys
Then he'd take the best moments from those streams and posting to YouTube by fall of that year
Yeah, bro. I used to I used to edit my own videos on iMovie
Joe was juggling multiple tiktok uploads today trimming on twitch making youtube content all while managing his classwork in college
What a shit video, dude. Oh my god.
I wrote out on note cards.
I remember I just bought because I didn't know, bro.
This is literally when I had no money.
I wanted to do...
That's why, like, bro, when you see smaller streamers do it,
like, I understand I can do Amazon reviews now
and I spend fucking $3,000 on a video and shit.
It's like, I have the money to do that now.
When I started out, bro, if you're a smaller streamer
and you want to just do some, like, bullshit-ass idea, do it.
Right? In hindsight, I watched this and I'm like, this is dumb,
but it was like, it was content at the time.
I literally bought like two fucking Valentine's Day
Like chocolate mystery boxes and just reviewed them for like two hours, and that's all I did
Classwork in college. What was the schedule like in college? There's so much going on. How do you manage that?
It was a lot, like balancing streaming and college suck
But it was so doable and I hate when streamers say oh, I really needed to drop out to pursue streaming like get
Yeah, no, literally and that actually pisses me off so much. Just say you want to drop out. I was having this conversation
I think with Martin at
Streamer games. I was like if you want to drop I don't have a problem with streamers not getting degrees
I think it's not needed right to be a streamer
But I don't like when people use streaming as an excuse to not get a degree where they're like, I don't have time
Don't say that you have time. You just don't want to
Out of here. I was growling you need Marlin Marlin wasn't at streamer games. He flaked and in college
The entire time. Thank you for three million followers
By December Joe could five million followers on tick tock in just a few months after us for a stream
What do you mean flaked he was supposed to be on a team and then he dropped not a flake flake would be just not showing up and not saying you're
Not gonna show up, but he was on a team and then he did something
Viewers on Twitch
That's an og clip that's an og clip that's what I'm saying bro
That's what I'm saying you can make content out of no money like I had no money during this the Danny DeVito
Cardboard cut out was an investment. I remember I wrote this off for a video
Because it was like a $50 cardboard cutout and it was like I don't have the money to spend on this
So I was just using like bit donors to buy like better mics
So I remember this was like an upgrade. I used to have a blue snowball and then I bought this yeti and this was expensive at the time
This was like a big mic and then I finally I still had a webcam
I have like a Chinese 1080p webcam and then I upgraded that to like a Sony a6000 which was the camera
I had before this one
the ego kind of starts to disappear versus.
No, people are going to, people are going to flame me for this,
but literally listen and I'll explain.
Like, was there a low point, a moment where you're like,
holy, I got to change?
Yeah.
I, I don't really, I don't think there was like an aha, right?
It wasn't like a light switch flip.
It was more over the span of like a, I met you at the end
of this douche era.
Yeah.
No, literally like as I was coming out of it, six month
period where I was like, I'm kind of being a dickhead.
I always say it was a mixture of things, bro.
Like there was a majority.
There was, it wasn't like one thing that was like, oh, this is going to make me a better person.
I do credit like a shroom trip to a degree, but I, that was just me talking about like
if there was a catalyst, but that wasn't really it.
It was starting philosophy classes.
I had a shroom trip and I had an ego death and it was like, I'm going to die one day.
I need to be a better person.
I need to treat people better around me.
At the time I had started dating Brooke.
I think she did make me a better person at the time, right?
And I know we're not together now anymore,
but I think she and I grew a lot as a partner to her, right?
Or with her rather.
I started taking philosophy classes.
I obviously had my frontal fucking lobe growing
because I was getting older.
So it's like, it was like five things at once, right?
And I started caring more about mental health.
So it was like so much shit, right? Like I was so keen on like people not killing themselves. I
Had a shrimp trip. I it was like it was like nine things at once
So like when they asked me that I was like, I don't really know so I said mushrooms
But like that there was no individual catalyst for that
Coupled with a variety of things said I don't know if you can include this in the video. That's up to you
um, I
Tripped on mushrooms for the first time like and I hate when people talk about like that being it
How do you take shrimp so much?
I don't take shrimp so much, bro.
I've been taking shrimps in over a year.
Well, that was me.
Dude, I, okay, I took shrimps a lot in like a short span
and then I didn't take it for a while.
That's cap, it's not cap.
May of 20 over a year.
How's it May?
I don't remember.
It might've been, it might've been March or May of 25.
maybe before a like a genuine changing sweet brain was it feel like hallucinating
you would never I couldn't describe it to you factor in their life because it's
like okay cornball like that's what made you you know really have that life
you called me on mushrooms one time telling me you loved me did I really
Susie stop did I actually
don't fuck with me did I actually when I called you on mushrooms and told you I
loved you oh my god it's much but I think it was like it was a part of it you
know like a few years ago it removed the the grooves of life that I have gotten
into and it made me reset to a point where I had to kind of look in my
Bro, there was one time I hugged Earth for like an hour.
Like I just laid on the ground, like starfish face down, and I was like, I'm hugging Earth.
Myself, a lot of the people that I knew in philosophy classes as well were sharing ideas that, you know, I may have heard, but not resonated or understood fully.
How did you become an addict? Like, why?
I don't take much, bro. I'm not an ad.
Okay, I'm addicted to weed, admittedly.
Admittedly, I'm addicted to weed.
I have not taken mushrooms in every year.
I'm gonna add it.
Don't do drugs, don't do drugs.
This is not advocating, I'm not advocating for this.
It was so much like, wow, I'm gonna die one day.
I should kind of treat people in a way
that's like, this is our only life.
And I credit my viewers a lot
because in that time,
parasocial relationships built a little bit,
which is bad, but at the same time,
there were people coming to me
For the first time going, I want to myself.
Yeah, it was around, dude, that's what I'm saying.
There's so many things.
You are chatting to your last streamer
because you're ending it all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I remember that was the first time
I had somebody come into my stream and say that.
The problem though, I remember, it wasn't that person.
It was a person after that.
I helped that person.
And then after that, there would
be more people that would come in
and I would give them more personal advice.
and then they literally treated me like a therapist
and they would come back like every day,
being like, this is what I'm going through,
you need to help me with this.
And then they would get upset if I didn't.
And I was like, this is bad.
And that's when I made like a first video
about parasociality.
And I was like, y'all have to realize
like there is a separation between like being your friend
and me being able to help you through this.
And so I had to approach it in a different way.
Instead of like, lock in, it was that.
What happened?
One of my subs just said he's a...
itself. Dude, do you need help? Because I was going, yeah, even though I'm 19, you know,
there are people, I might have been 18 in that clip, that actually look up to me in a
way that's like, I need to be better. Life is the best thing that will ever happen, no
matter how bad it can get. Life is amazing.
Now put yourself in that chair for a second. You're 19 years old. You started streaming
to play video games, to have fun and make people laugh, and somebody you've never met
just told you they're planning their own death, and out of everyone in their life, they picked
you to tell.
I feel like no one cares when I want to end it all live if they plan-
Yeah, September of 2022.
And so you'll probably never see me again, I want to say you make me laugh.
Yeah, I would have been like, ehhhh, no I would have been 20 here but this is
later on, I don't have that fucking carrot cut.
I'm gonna self-octaver second and no one will remember me.
When this kept happening, Joe would go live and sooner or later, somebody would show up
in a genuine crisis, typing their darkest thoughts into a twitch chat.
Don't be a mood killer, I just want to say my family basically bullies me every day and
I can't keep them to stop.
I've been thinking about suicide a lot.
When Joe first started getting these messages from Chatters, his initial response was the
same as anyone with the hearts would be.
He wanted to help.
Both on stream and off of it, Joe took the time to talk to those viewers, getting
to know them on a personal level and giving them real advice just like you would
with the friend.
guys mean wrong to me if you need help with something like that I can try my best so that's
why I'm kind of chill and it sucks bro I'm certainly like dissociate right now I'm like
staring into the abyss thinking about this holy shit this is like a flashback bro like
I haven't seen these clips in so long I use I used to be able to be more personable
too because I had a smaller audience now it's like I just wouldn't be able to do
that.
I think they're pausing the stream for the last, like, 15 minutes to talk about this because
that's important.
But there's a harsh reality that all streamers have to learn eventually.
Your viewers aren't your friends.
They can't be.
I have had probably 20 people come to me about themselves, like, all in live.
The first two times it's happened, I have tried to-
Yeah, bro, then they actually hear their friend.
That shit gets bad, bro.
They actually hear their friend and then they guilt trip you.
Like that's where like I, and I, and I think parasociality is overused.
And I think the, the majority of times that people say the word parasocial,
you're not actually being parasocial or it's such a, at such a low level that it's
not bad. But like, I've genuinely dealt with viewers where like,
I've helped them through a depressive episode and then they legitimately
think they're my friend.
And then they get upset when I'm like, yo, I'm not.
And I've had moments on stream where they'll like email me and they're like, oh, I'm just gonna kill myself again
then and then it's like now you're holding that over my head and it like looms and it's like that's fucking weird and
Then you ban them right then use ban and block them at that point
And that's where it's like you got to take a crazy pivot because it's like those people like I've learned bro
I want to help people
As much as I can
And this is gonna sound mean, but there are genuine leeches.
Like there are leeches in life
that will just suck every ounce of energy out of you
and not care.
And that's just not even in the streaming verse.
Like that's just like, like there are people
that will do that in such a toxic way,
not return anything and just like fuck off.
Like, and then when you don't help them,
they'll like guilt trip you.
I dealt with it in a parasocial way.
You've probably dealt with it in just like a personable,
like person to person way.
And it's like, it's dude, it's exhausting.
And it's like, I had to change that shit quick.
And it was hard.
I don't know what they're typing it.
It's like a Fortnite code, but yeah.
Like help them.
And then it just ended badly in terms of-
Oh no, that's not a Fortnite code.
That's probably a fucking suicide hotline.
I'm getting parasocial towards me and then non-stop coming to me.
You see, the relationship between a streamer and a viewer is way more complicated than
a normal friendship.
When you spend hours watching someone through a screen, day after day, your brain starts
doing something weird.
You pick up their sense of humor.
You learn their opinions, their moods, what makes them laugh and what sets them off.
You come to know them the way you'd know a friend, except they have no idea you
even exist.
Yeah, and then they feel like, like, I mean, dude, there is, there is that level now where, like, I mean, I don't know. I think you deal with more deep-rooted parasociality when you're smaller, because they think they're more friends with you.
Like, if you go into a smaller streamer's Twitch chat, over half the chatters are parasocial as fuck. And that's just me being fully transparent here.
streamers chat with like sub 50 viewers. Half of those people are so
perishential because they genuinely think they're friends with the streamer
and that's like why they watch them. And it's like battling that as a small
streamers uber sucks because when you're that small you kind of have to
cater to those viewers because if you don't they'll leave and you can't
really act how a big streamer would because you have to be more intimate
with your audience because your chat's slower. As you get bigger
You kind of weed those people out and then you just deal with like stalker weirdos
So it's like I don't really have that level of parasociality anymore
Now there's people that are just like obsessed with me in like a really weird way where it's like they really hate me or they really like me
Uh, so it's like that's what you deal with now. Don't really want to get into that
But yeah, it's like there's two it changes you do it. It's parasociality versus like
Like creepy creepy creepy people
If I invited you to my wedding, would you come never in a million years?
And you could say that's mean.
I don't know you.
This is what's called I dude, like, like, like, I feel like you're joking because of
what we're talking about.
And I don't mean to be mean when I say that, but I just put all my out.
Yeah, I've had people invite me to their weddings.
And it's different if you're like my editor or somebody that like works for me.
But if you're just a chatter, bro, what am I pulling up?
I'm pulling up open bar front row at your wedding.
I don't know you or your spouse, and I'm sitting there.
I hope he's joking, bro.
There's people that have actually invited me to the weddings,
though.
And I'm just like, I'm not going.
Like, I need, like, I, I, I, I get it.
It's like the courtesy.
When people invite me to their wedding, I take it as,
hey, Joe, I really fuck with you.
I'm just using this as a token of appreciation.
And I go, thank you.
No, I won't go.
But it's like let's play that out if you've actually invited me to your wedding if I pulled up. I'm ruining your wedding
I'm ruining your wedding
Your wedding is supposed to be about you and your spouse if I pull up. I'm fucking up your wedding
Like what it would be so awkward. It wouldn't make any sense
I don't know the connections that you two have with one another or me
It'd just be weird like if there's no world
Wouldn't be weird for the parasocial relationship, and it can be a dangerous thing now a scary home invasion as three
Like if Brady invited me to his wedding. Yeah, I'd go he works for me. I know Brady
I play video games with Brady, but like a random viewer of mine. That's like even a dedicated chatter
I'd be like bro. What?
Mast intruders with guns grab a popular influencer by the hair. How's that amaranth?
Man named money three guys came into my room turned all the lights on and then they were had the gun pointed at me
While most parasocial relationships don't reach this level there's always a possibility that it came three popular twitch
Streamers face a terrifying encounter while live streaming along the Santa Monica pier
If the streamer leans too far one way they might come across as uninterested or cold
But lean too far the other and viewers can mistake an occasional reply for friendship. Please stop following me. It's getting weird
It's getting strange. I don't know you okay, bro
I just think if you're doing that shit, bro, you should just get body slammed into the fucking pavement
I
Am so and I know that's like fucked up to say bro if you're following like streamers around and shit
like your ass should get pile-drived into the concrete and it's like bro
I was talking to Ron about that shit when they were on stream and that kid like fucking got in a
board-ash car or some shit like pull up to their house and they broke his phone and then they almost got sued
I'm like, bro, you should have fucking broke his jaw. I'm like that fucking guy's a weirdo, man. Holy shit
So please leave me alone
That's where things can take a turn for the worst because now that attention can turn into expectation
And when the expectation of a response to the next chat isn't met, it can feel less like being ignored by a streamer and more like a betrayal.
Is that why you don't do IRLs? I mean, you can say that's a reason.
I just don't want to get into IRL streaming in general, but I do think IRLing is really weird.
Why someone that they thought they knew.
It's a weird parasocial relationship that forms.
Bro, that's not parasociality, bro. The shit she dealt with, that's literally just like fucking psychopath.
I'm not even aware that this person is forming that typically until they're like about to show up or they do show up
The gap is hard to manage which is why most streamers keep a bit. It's worse for women too
It's like for like guys deal with like people that just like harass them more whereas
I think women deal with like actual fucking weirdos, bro. Oh my god
They're up around the heavy personal stuff how because there's really lonely men that get hyper obsessed with pretty streamers
and think that they'll marry them one day and they get really aggressive when they
find out that's not gonna happen and then it becomes a if I can't have her no
one can like out of like a delusional movie scene my sister's dad let's try
let's try and keep it you would positive please don't talk about that in my
chat please there's some man just don't like to hear or talk about you
And you can't really blame them at the end of the day streamers are supposed to entertain at some point
There has to be a boundary between caring about the no, I get it. I think there's like certain moments to where it's like
Sometimes it's not like I wouldn't ignore the message like all deaf and up and say something
But like it's easier for me to talk about mental health if I'm doing a solo stream versus like I've had times where I'm like
Drinking and doing a Mario Party segment and then somebody's like hey, Joe
I'm gonna kill myself right now and I'm like I'm on call with three people and I'm drunk and
Now you want me to talk you down
And it's like that's hard right like that's like that's happened multiple times
I remember that it's not even just during Mario Party like it could just be like any random segment where I'm like
I'm like actively with other streamers. We're like bantering about something or mid-turning and then somebody's like yo
This is it and it's like I'll still pause but it's like I I you're not gonna get a great
Like piece of advice out of me, you know in that moment people watching and becoming responsive just ignore it
It's easier to say that from for you
Or in general versus like the worm in the back of my head going if I don't do something
There's a 5% chance that this person's legitimately serious
and actually going to kill themselves right now.
And if I did say something, maybe I'd be able to stop them.
And then like that night, I'll be thinking like,
damn, did that guy shoot himself?
Well, for everything that they bring into the chat.
Even though I don't know them.
It's like, I don't know that person.
It's more so the mindset of like,
I could have potentially saved somebody's life.
Who attached to you?
Where they see you as an actual friend that they have.
So I feel like that is kind of a boundary that you have to set as a streamer
But it's hard to gauge where that line is Joe had every reason to draw that same boundary
He'd answered the heavy messages taking car say I won't claim and stream right now
Moody if you claimed and stream right now while I'm talking about suicide. I would not end stream right now
Respectfully, this would probably be the worst time for you to do that
Conversations off stream and learn what could happen when things become too fair social
The first two times I helped somebody with old issues, they just kept messaging me, and
then they got upset when I stopped messaging them, so it's more of a bad issue.
But mental health meant too much to him. Ignoring somebody who might not make it through the
night was never a choice he could live with. After those early mistakes, Joe implemented
two important factors that would eliminate those odd parasocial dynamics from coming
into the picture. For starters, he removed any one-on-one interaction. All conversations
with chatters were strictly held on stream from the twitch chat.
but most importantly, he made the pivot from trying to be the help himself and became the middleman.
Fine, if you're depressed and you want to come to me for advice, but when it comes to the gravity of
seeking an expert is better than seeking Joe Bartolozzi, a Twitch streamer,
a tech talker, you know what I mean? For those who came into the chat looking for help.
It's crazy how Joe developed these boundaries this early into the game. It wasn't even really
that early into the game, though. I mean, like this would have been like most of these
these clubs are from like mid ladder, like ladder half of 2021. So it would have been
like October 2021 era into 2022. Joe is there to give them a few encouraging words and push
them in the right direction. I've had not so good thoughts if you know what I mean and
listening to your advice and others has helped me even during those hard times. If you ever
have thoughts reach out to somebody genuinely go to a therapist psychiatrist talk to somebody
that can help you. Not the answer. Like there's there's only so much I'm able
to do as a creator, especially seeing that I don't know the person.
So that's why I try to do the charity streams for like, you know, 988 or AFSP or Trevor
projects.
We're doing reactions today and it's a charity stream.
We raised $2,700, which was matched 3X by the Melinda Bill Gates Foundation.
Uh, so done in the chat for that, goes through a good cause, saving lives.
And for a while, this worked pretty well.
Well, while I did my first charity stream that long ago, that's fucking wild, bro.
That was before the G Fuel fridge.
That had to be like early 2021, or not 2021, 2022.
Because that was prior to me even working with G Fuel.
It seems kind of small, Joe's brief, but encouraging words were actually...
One's next charity stream, American Cancer Society, August 19th.
making a difference in people's lives.
And I love now that I matched Dono's.
Like I used to not have the money to do that
so I would usually just donate like fucking two, three hundred bucks
and now I could just like every charity stream I do
I'm just like I'm matching chat Dono's up to 10k.
It's like just easier to do.
Year now and I want to say thank you for that
and then we raise more helping me through this past year
with having to deal with my grandpa's side
and my own personal problems.
You're definitely my favorite top streamer
He never stopped
But by the time Joe graduated college
Thank you, Maggie come loud. I by the way Maggie come up. Sorry. He's had started to change
His viewer count climbed to some of the highest and all streaming
Oh, by the way, there are there's a small group of people that actually believe that I and lying about getting a philosophy degree and
That I never went to college
Keep in mind if you want to get into the real I guess brain worm idiots on social media
There are people that like actually convince themselves. There's a video of me graduating
There was a video of me graduating and they said that I lied about getting into grade.
College, things had started to change. His viewer count climbed to some of the highest
and all of streaming. In managing the expectation-
It's AI. Yeah, AI'd this guy. I AI'd this guy in the back, too. He never stopped.
But by the time Joe graduated college, things had started to change. His viewer
count climbed to some of the highest and all of streaming. In managing the expectation of
that many chatters is a totally different beast. Like right now I average 10k.
Chats horrible. Yeah, like yeah. Oh my god. That was then yeah, this was like a month ago. Yeah, I got a lock in
I want to get into the videos. I'm trying to get stressed up right now 30. Yeah
Yeah, I also did just get back and there's a lot of clips from streamer games
Back end of the summer. Yeah, I can tell this was gonna happen at the start of stream when I got like nine messages
Just unloaded on to me with this many viewers watching Joe found himself caught between two groups that wanted completely different things from him
Even still you average like 17k. Yeah, no, you're right. Like I mean this is just inflated for today
I think like once like late August September hits, it'll probably I was telling my mom's I was like
It'll probably get to like 12 because on one hand some viewers folk that he wasn't doing enough to help
I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't you graduated with sumo come. Loudie
Magna come loudie. Yes care about me lame comment. I have 5,000 people in my stream that are spanning right now. Oh
Oh
Yeah, no this person's a loser. I'm sorry. This is like I know this is actually loser shit
Can you give me help? I'm really suicide of blah blah blah and then they say I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't care about me
I mean like pity party like this is literally just like pick me manipulative like I'll just say that like all hard pivot, bro
I get you like this is like actually just fucking loser shit. This is like this is like toxic
fucking boyfriend girlfriend energy of like you don't care about me I'm gonna
care myself I'm also playing a video game and then I don't respond to you and
you pull this guilt trip here but on the other hand there was a totally different
group of viewers that were tired of the stream constantly stopping Jesus dude I
like watching your streams but when you go on ramps like this that's all you
do all the time that's annoying play the game do me a favor and never watch
me again do me a favor and go fuck yourself no matter what Joe did someone
felt ignored, and the messages were starting to get more demand-
Yeah, I think I- like this was the era that I realized no matter what you do, there's
always going to be people that hate you.
Ending.
Early on, people would briefly mention that they were struggling, and Joe would offer
a few words of encouragement.
Now they wanted more.
Like, every stream, it's been getting more and more and more and more, like, involved,
where people are genuinely asking me to fix their-
Yo, Pro Fox, thank you for the five gift-its, and yeah, Moody, you're, like, mad
delayed.
Kid Buggy Scribble, Robin R. Mano Cheese, thank you for the five gift-its, Drizzy,
the three Trent and Toby with the sub CLK hard and Sigma for the sub wiggly no Joe take over the sub
love Jamie it's Hawks Shelby take over the five gift is AJ take over the three circus
FR Kelsey and O think of the sub where I think of the sub chip think of the files but he's can't
read bets right now I'm sorry Fred and Anna think of the three faster think of the three
chip think of the thousand fifty bets fits you for the sub problems I can't I'm sorry but the
hardest part was figuring out who genuinely needed help and who was only looking for attention
How do you balance taking out a sub only keeping everybody happy and then also sorting through
people who are just doing it for attention. I mean that's the struggle because I'm a suicide
prevention advocate that is an avenue that a lot of people use to manipulate their way into being
noticed or speaking to me on stream. Yeah I think that's the problem is because I'm a suicide
prevention advocate it like lets the weirdos like seep in because they go oh if Joe won't respond
to me I'll just pretend that I'm gonna kill myself and then he'll reply to me and so yeah if there's
10 chats saying they're suicide also editor if this becomes a video and I hate to say this now
You're gonna have to bleep every time I say the word suicide and kill myself.
Edel, I'll pay you more.
Six of them are fake. Remind me.
Because I do so much mental health advocacy, the amount of people that come into my chat and fake things was absurd.
I had one chatter that came in and they say,
Hey, I'm the mother of so-and-so.
Oh my god, this was recent.
Do y'all remember this?
Y'all fucking remember that shit? Oh my god. This was like a long time viewer, too
Bro, this motherfucker comes in and
Pretends to be his mom and
Says that he took his life or she's like my son took his life
He was your you were his favorite streamer blah blah blah and you know like what really?
Fucking piss me off is because I've had chatters that have actually like gone through like terminal cancer and
And they're gone now, Rip, on F cancer in the chat.
But they were like a, I've had like real chatters
that weren't faking it.
I'd be like, I got diagnosed with cancer eight months ago.
And then seven months ago, this is the update, update,
update, update.
Two months prior, I'm going on hospice
and then eventually they pass their mom or dad
comes in my Twitch chat and is like,
hey, I'm just like, you know, so and so passed.
So I've actually had that happen and it was real.
And then following that, this guy comes into stream,
pretends that he's dead and his mom is like informing me of this and during this I think
they show the clip because they were like we have the clip of it when they were interviewing
me. I'm like responding I'm like oh I'm so sorry blah blah blah and I'm very like stern
about it because in my head alarms are going off. I'm going your son just took his life
last night and the first thing you do as a parent is go into Joe Bartolos's twitch
stream and let him know, right?
Different if like your kid's dying of cancer on hospice,
he's watching me every day, he's typing in my chat,
they pass a week or two after passing,
you come into my stream and let me know, right?
Like that's a very normal way to go about this.
In my head, I wanted to be like,
if this is real, you're a bum ass mother.
Like your kid takes their life
and the first thing you do is go into
Joe Bart's Twitch chat and be like, my son's dead, right?
Like it just the most unreal shit you've seen.
So I was still treating it like it was real.
And then like a week later, bro comes back into chat
and it's like, my brother took my friend.
I'm sorry.
And I banned him and he made like nine alts.
And he was like, I'm sorry.
I was just trying to, I was like, bro,
you're a fucking loser.
I'm like, I need to IP ban you from my Twitch chat, bro.
Like that guy sucks.
Oh, he took his own life.
I just wanted to let you know
you were his favorite streamer.
I'm sorry that he took his,
Yeah, this is the fucking clip and in my head. I'm sorry, bro. I'm gonna say in my head. I'm going. This is a lie
Life, I don't really know what to say. I'm sorry
I hope you're all right. I'm sorry for the loss of your son
Come to find out and in my head I'm going as well that guy is
deranged
Like that guy needs help and so I remember I banned and after he came back and I was like, bro
You need to go to therapy like not even on some like you're depressive bullshit because like I know he's not like there's something wrong with you
Like if you're going to those extent if you're going to those lengths to like fake your own death to a threat streamer to get attention
You're like
Really fucked up mentally like something's wrong with you. Yeah, take it out of sub only caddy core, bro
Thank you for the keys keep it out of sub only mods, please caddy core. Thank you for the raid of
182 w raid caddy core. Sorry. We're talking about a serious topic here
Mods shout out catty core think of it a fucking raid. I'll be reading the chat
Randy James and time think of the three drk dirty uphill take up the five-fourth garbage
I'm daddy and black think of this up mac core think of the three time for three
Come back a month later, and they're like my bro. Catty. Thank you for the raid. I really appreciate that
I'm sorry. We are in subtle me. They're type that band is locked in you're the chatter. I knew that
I'm banning you man. That's been weird as this leaves Joe stuck
I went on a ramp for like 20 minutes. I was like, bro, you're a fucking asshole
I was like, that's like the that's like the biggest dork shit you could do. It's difficult to get right fake killing yourself
So you and then hat pretend to be your mom coming into a twitch chat
if I'm being honest
I think a large portion of people that come into my chat and
Say stuff that's idle are lying. Well, yeah, it's probably like 40%
I would say like 40% of the people that come in with a lot of them get banned because they'll just span it
And they're the ones that are like attention-feaning, but yeah, there's plenty like out of like say like a hundred people are like jump suicidal and chat
Like 40 of them are lying 40 of them are lying or not serious
They're like sad and they're saying they're suicidal either way. I have to treat it like it's real
But I have to treat them all as if they're real because then I could on an off chance
chance not take somebody yeah be telling a guy to fuck off that's like actually
like going through it he seriously that is serious and that's the worst thing you
could do ignoring the wrong message could have serious consequences but
responding to every message was impossible and the pressure of truck same
shirt yeah right where the same like sex tank tops I was beginning to wear him
down I feel bad and I talked about this it's like I was 60% I don't get
60% I feel like you're thinking like I it's less than half if I could it's
It's less than half that are like, doing it for attention.
How many are actually serious about how depressed they are?
I don't know.
Help.
But like, sometimes I can't, you know?
Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,
especially seeing that I don't know the person.
But there's one message that weighs on Joe the most.
It's one that he's heard over and over again.
But for some viewers, he's the only reason
that they're still alive.
Yeah, like I don't know if this is a real tweet probably the shit's crazy
You were there when my dad passed you saved me from ending my own life more than anyone should
I've realized so much because of you. I can't thank you enough
You unknowingly have helped me with a lot my life has gotten about a lot better since watching you from your philosophy stuff
Never had a favorite stream until I watched your streams and it kind of saved my life. No pressure
I wanted myself you saved my life. I did not save your life
You saved your own life
Please get the help you need though if I'm the only reason that you stopped, you know wanting to kill yourself in that moment
You need a lot of help outside of just watching my content when you hear some of the stories
How big of a toll does that take on you because like I know I've watching through some of their clips
Talking to people like this all the chat is asking who was checking on Joe. I
I um, I mean I'm starting therapies
I'm not saying it's bad to it's really unfortunate. You have to deal with it
I have respect for you the way you handle the situations
Do you get a therapy or have you gone to therapy for this? Yeah, I'm in therapy now
I go to therapy every week it had my videos as well and it's helped and it's enabled me to be like
Okay, I just got to cut back, you know like I don't really I don't really like force myself to go live anymore
Or like anything like that like that's why I just like take time off
That's why I'm like on for a week and then off three days on four off three or off on
Offs on seven off three on three off four some bullshit like I just take more time off now
Like because I can't get in my head and be like, oh if I don't go live somebody's gonna kill themselves
Like I literally tell myself that like something to fall back on to make you feel happier versus like I'm
I know your videos are because and that's not even like I was talking myself that I'm delusion
There are people that are literally telling me that they're like I you're the reason I'm alive
Like if you didn't go live today, I would have died and I'm like holy fucking shit, right?
And I can't put that on myself and that's kind of like what I've learned over the years as well
So it's like there's a lot of growth that's done and it's like I don't know
I try to do like just base advocacy work now and just like charity streams in general to help instead
And then like side note
there are a lot of people that like reach out to me constantly to do like go fund me is there like different things and I
I always say no to them and I feel bad,
but it's like I can't do GoFundMe's, bro.
Like you gotta realize that.
And this is just like me saying this
to my audience in general.
Like if you ask me to do a GoFundMe,
I'm like telling you no regardless of what it's about.
Because if I do your GoFundMe, I have to do everyone's.
I can't choose to do yours
and then say no to somebody else.
It's like I either do all of them or none of them.
I always use the example of you bring,
it's your birthday and you bring
fucking donuts to class.
You have to give everybody one or nobody one, right?
You can't just give three of your friends
a fucking donut and then nobody else, right?
the same shit. So that's why I just do like only legitimate charities are the
only thing that's keeping me alive. Take a second and think about what that
actually means for the person receiving it. Somebody just told you that you're
up. Why not give a little donation to the GoFundMe Pog because if I give a
little donation to your GoFundMe and I don't to somebody else, guess what
they're saying? You could say they're not gonna say that and I'm not
saying everybody would but say I donated $200 to somebody's GoFundMe and
then I don't donate to another chatters GoFundMe. I care less about
their problems. That's how that works. In the mindset of a human, that's how that goes. You
could say I'm wrong, but I know I'm right. Because I've seen it happen. If you, if you, even if I
don't promote it, even if I donated one, they'd be like, Oh, thank you, Joe donated to it. They
would post about it. And then I don't donate to somebody else's. So that's why I donate. That's
why I match chat donors. That's why I do like when I hit five million, I donated 50k. Like,
I donate money. I try to donate money. I don't want to be like money hungry and greedy.
Right, but I can't donate to go find these because it's either all of them or none of them loads or anonymously
You go into Jovart's twitch chat you go to you go into Jovart's twitch chat and you go hey man
I have to go find me that night you get $500 anonymously
Will bearing for their existence. Come on. Yes. Don't tell me that like I
I'm glad I'm able to help me but like get help like get help
please so what happens if you take a
yeah somebody said his Santa Claus yeah
break what happens if you burn out and
quit on some level Joe now feels like he
has to keep posting because somewhere out
there's I'm happy you're putting yourself
first more bro take care of yourself I
love you judge ever thank you
somebody's hanging on by his streaming
schedule there will be people that
like coming to my chat and you're
like hey you prevented me from killing
myself because I saw one of your
videos and it made me laugh on service
level that's great if you're me
now I'm going oh I stopped posting
people are gonna start killing themselves and beyond the pressure there's
the sheer exposure to darkness Joe's videos are passing stream of people's
lowest moments and when you're surrounded by that much pain for that long it
eventually starts to get in that's like the one thing is the emotional drain I
guess like I put a lot out after every stream Joe sits there for an hour just
coming back down from what the job took out of them.
Like when I'm done stream, I get off.
I literally sit there in like silence for maybe an hour.
I, yeah, bro, literally like, yo, after every stream,
I like, I, I want to say this too.
A lot of people think streaming is just going live
and being done.
Like there's a setup and then also a lot of shit
after stream, bro, golf cart.
Yo, golf cart, we're literally watching your video.
W golf cart, thank you for the fucking 10 gifted subs.
You do not need to do that.
Thank you for the fucking 10 gifts.
It's banger video, by the way, almost done it.
But yeah, it's not just like going live and ending stream.
You know, it's like,
you end streaming and then there's shit after.
It's also bro just like heavy decompression time.
Like, usually after streams, we're like,
I'm talking about deep shit like that.
But I need like time to decompress
just because that it, I'll let him speak
is a lot at times.
It takes a toll and I've gotten used to it,
but it kind of builds.
Like they're, I'll be good for a month
and then there'll be a week where I'm just like,
not, not there emotionally, I guess.
And that's like a problem.
So the obvious question is, why keep doing it?
Every other streamer proved you can just let the messages
scroll and the career survives.
Joe could put up the full wall tomorrow
and nobody could really blame him.
I'm not sitting here acting like I'm sub-role model
but if people are going through stuff
and I recognize that they're watching my content
to help them, that I want them to have some sort of guidance
of redirection to be better themselves
and also better their own mental health in a way
that's good for them.
Joe did the math and decided helping people
is worth what it costs him.
I enjoy making people happy more than the other aspects
of the job.
And that's what enables me to deal with this too.
Like a lot of people are like, oh, push through the negative
because you make money.
I think I push through the negative
because I can affect people more positively here
than any other job that I could possibly.
Yeah, because it's like, bro, the money's still involved
and I think it's like my job at the end of the day,
but like I don't need to stream as much as I do.
Like I could post on YouTube once a week and be okay.
Like.
But once he saw what his platform could do
for people that they're lowest,
well, I know there's people that get done work
and they wanna watch a job art video
and I'm like hype that they wanna do that, right?
Like, I have my own YouTubers when I was a kid, when I was in high school, when I was in college, even now,
that, like, I watch every day.
Looking away from that and stopped being an option he could live with.
Thank you. My mom was diagnosed with cancer about nine months ago.
Sorry to hear that, Paul. This is sad.
We loved your philosophy streams. She also majored in philosophy.
Really?
A week ago, I found out she has two-
Two more days to live.
One of the final things we did was watch one of your YouTube videos.
Your videos remind me of good memories.
She passed away yesterday and you helped me cope.
Just wanted to say thank you so much.
You help more than you'll ever know.
Oh my God, yo, that's just gonna make me cry.
It's a weird job, dude.
It's a weird job in social media.
There's a lot of shit,
but it's one of the most rewarding experiences.
Just to be able to be someone to help other people
is something that I wanna do.
Yeah the money's good, yeah it's fun to play video games and shit, but like on a deeper level dude being able to make people's days is like genuinely what I want to do and I'm glad that I can.
That was a good video, that's fucking sad bro.
Like I don't I'm not really gonna cry about it right now just cuz it's like you know, I've seen it
because I've obviously
been the guy in those clips, but I
Don't know man. It's really sad here in the shit like I remember there even when we played before your eyes
the video the video game, which is a very sad game. It's just like I
Don't know there's moments where it hits me and there's moments where it doesn't where it's like
I'm numb and then sometimes it like breaks through and there's like, you know a fucking
glint
I guess it's just like I
Don't know bro. Some of the shit y'all deal with this fucking tough
That you're and say like, oh, I'm gonna try and compare chatters lives, but like
Some of y'all fucking go through it man, and it's just like that's why I want to fucking be able to do that shit
It's like the same reason like
Bro like when I was a kid man, I was a lonely ass kid, bro. I had no fucking friends grown up like I
Used to watch youtubers all the time you switch Minecraft youtubers
Those were like that's why I always say I could go band for band for that shit, bro
Because literally that's all I did all day
I didn't really hang out with people or go play outside, bro
When I was like ten years old all I had to do is fucking watch youtubers even told like through like early high school
Not minecraft youtubers once I was in high school, but like other shit, you know
Danny Duncan or people like that like I
Don't know dude
That was a good video though, bro subbed a golf cart. They genuinely make fucking banger videos
Like actually banger videos. All right, I got a pee then we're gonna watch this last
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was this one the one before it was steely bands only a fool would stay
would say that and then the one before that was final guess I was gone for like
six minutes my bad all right lock in why whores the last real genre left
horror has been having a moment all original films in every other genre
have almost completely disappeared from the top box office slots well you know
So it's gone, comedies, gone, disappeared, poof, thin air.
No more fucking comedies are made, bro.
Come on, let's bring that shit back.
Let's get rid of, and you know, I'm gonna say this too.
Who's the director of Obsession?
What's his fucking name?
He's blonde.
I'm forgetting his name.
Curry Barker.
Make a fucking comedy film.
Please, please, I see your skits.
Make a comedy film.
It's always horror movies
because comedies don't make that much money
in the box office.
I feel like since like the late 2010s,
even maybe mid-2010s,
like after that Seth Rogen era of film,
all comedies are gone.
They don't make them anymore
because they cost, they don't cost a lot of money to make.
And like Hollywood only green lights movies
that are gonna fucking gross $8 billion now.
And they have fucking $200 million budgets.
They don't really pump out like indie films anymore.
The only genre that still does is horror
because horror can have a high return on investment rate.
And I love that.
I think horror is in like a fucking golden age right now
where they're making like banger movies.
I just want that for comedy films.
Cause I think comedy films are like
some of my favorite genres, obviously.
Like I wish there would be like a modern day super bad.
I wish there was like a modern day,
fucking, what's it called?
Something X, Project X, something like that.
Grownups 3 does not count.
And Grownups 3 wasn't that funny.
If I say modern comedy's dead and your rebuttal is grownups three, bro.
Oh wait, not grownups three. What am I thinking of? Happy Gilmore 2.
Other Adam Sandler movie.
Grownups three will probably be good. It's not out yet.
I did hear they're making one.
But, but, I'm not saying grownups three, bro.
I'm not talking about Adam Sandler movies.
I'm talking about like, this is the end.
21 Jump Street.
You know, fucking as super bad as I was saying, what's another like fucking late 2000s, early 20s, tropic thunder?
Where the millers? The other guys?
Whitechips? Pineapple Express? Hangover? Stepbrothers? Anchorman? Where the fuck are they? They're all gone! They're all fucking a decade or more ago.
They don't make them anymore.
And you could say oh it's just those were the good ones no they literally don't make comedy movies the way they used to
They used to pump them out and they don't anymore because now comedians make more money doing podcasts
Hollywood doesn't want to fucking green light those movies and they could just make like a Netflix series instead
That's like a TV show and it'll just make more money. So then you have comedians like
Making tires, you know like Shane Gilles or something and there's comedians in that
There's people that are still doing comedy, but they don't make movies anymore
People go in droves to join the ritual of sitting it's too offensive. Oh, yeah, a trumpet thunder would never be made today, but
Let's make a buddy comedy me and you what are we gonna do, bro?
We could make a buddy. I know Jojo I have some ideas for some buddy comedy films
Don't you fucking worry. Okay in a dark room for guys lose all their money. They're stuck in Atlantic City, New Jersey
It's the 90s, bro. It's gonna be themed in the 90s. Come on
The strangers to face their fears
So far this year the only completely original live action movie in the box office top 10 is obsession, which is so basically hangover
Yeah, but in atlantic city and way worse
Yeah, the hangover in atlantic city instead of vegas and way worse
Exploded out of nowhere thanks to word of mouth.
Last year the only original film in the box office top 10 was the action horror movie
Sinners.
Dude, Sinners is so good though.
To find another original you have to go all the way down to number 16 where you'll find
weapons, also a horror film.
But if we rewind to 1997, you'll find the box office top 10 full of original genre
movies like the comedy Liar Liar, the romance My Best Friend's Wedding and the action film Air Force One.
In the top 20 that year, we also had contact and original sci-fi, the sports drama Jerry Maguire, the thriller
conspiracy theory and the action movies Face Off and Con Air.
Bro, it's really it's not that the ideas aren't there. It's that they're not getting the money to make these
films. Like there are people that probably have really good ideas for new action films, new
thrillers new comedies it's just like if you're Hollywood bros look at Spider-Man
man the new Spider-Man is like what making almost as much money as endgame
in terms of fucking box office sales been like a week but over the last 30
years the original genre film has been slowly killed off with one notable
exception scream oh sorry genre last genre left I was just looking at that
Whether it's nope, get out, a quiet place, the black phone, talk to me, us, smile, Megan,
long legs, or weapons, original horror still finds huge box office success where other genres
are struggling.
There have been occasional breakouts in other genres over the last decade, but these one
off genre fucking free guy, get the hell out of here bro.
It's like the comedy free guy or the war movie 1917 are pretty few and far between
and feel more like the exception that proves the rule.
Even with the success of one of these movies, we don't see a resurgence in the genre overall.
If you've been watching my channel for a while, you know I want to know, why is it like this?
Who killed the genre film?
And perhaps more importantly, why do audiences love horror more than ever?
Because it makes you feel alive, you forget about all your problems, in moments where
times are tough horror movies prosper because they make people feel something.
Okay, what is wrong with them?
Why do they do that?
It's too bad.
That's just a guess.
I feel like there is some validity in that though.
I feel like if the economy is bad, horror movies do better.
I feel like that's actually probably true.
Of course I know that movies and genres besides horror still get made.
I'm making a distinction between genre as a label that we use to categorize movies and the genre of film,
where the audience goes to a movie in part for what the genre itself provides.
Kick superhero movies as an example.
They do have some recognizable traits and structure,
but I'd argue that what draws people to the latest Superman movie or MCU film isn't that it's a superhero movie.
They're not going for the structure of the genre.
There's a new Marvel out.
It's supposed to be nuts.
We should go see that.
They're going for the fact that it's a Superman movie
or the latest installment in the ongoing story
that is the MCU.
Wait, oh, wait, yeah, wait, check me out.
Wait, hear me out, hear me out.
And the fact that other than Josh Trank's
2012 found footage movie Chronicle,
we haven't seen a single successful superhero film
that isn't based on existing IP.
Yo, that's so true.
It's all based off DC and Marvel comics now.
Nobody's making like superhero films anymore
that are successful, that are just like their own thing.
I think helps make this case.
Movies from other genres still show up in theaters,
but if we-
Outside of the show,
fucking, oh my God, why am I blanking on it?
It's superheroes and they're evil
and they make each other suck each other's dick and shit.
Oh my God, boys, the boys.
Yeah, the boys is original.
Look at what succeeds in each of these genres.
It's usually not the genre itself
that is the primary selling point.
No, it's not.
Is the boys based off a comic?
No fucking way.
The boys is based off a comic?
Oh my God.
Yeah, nothing's original.
Nothing's original.
Homelanders based off a comic.
Oh my God.
Wow, really?
I didn't know that.
Take for example, F1.
Does it owe its success to the fact
that it's a sports movie or is it the draw of Brad Pitt
and the formula brand or look at something like Oppenheimer
which isn't really original anyway
since it's based on a book.
But did it make a billion bucks because it's a book?
It's on a book.
Biopic or because it's a Christopher Nolan movie
even if it succeeded as a biopic.
Bro, I don't think it's,
I don't think it's because it's a Christopher Nolan movie.
I feel like Oppenheimer succeeded
because it's literally about the nuclear bomb being made.
Are people really going to see biopics
because they just love biopics as a genre
or because they're drawn by the subject of the biopic?
And for the straight dramas that succeed,
almost all of them do so not because of the genre,
but because of the director, star power
or awards buzz that they managed to generate.
It hasn't always been this way though.
For much of film history,
it wouldn't have been strange to go to a movie
just because you wanted to see a movie in that genre.
You might describe a new movie by saying,
have you seen the latest Western?
These days we're way more likely to say,
I don't think I've ever said that.
And maybe that's just because I'm too new-gen.
Like I'm too, like I feel like that'd be like people
that grew up in the 90s would maybe be saying that.
I don't think I've ever gone,
oh, I wanna go see the new horror.
I wanna go see a comedy film.
It's just like, I'll do that at home.
At home, if I want to watch a movie, I'll go,
I want to see a horror movie today,
and then I'll scroll the horror genre.
But going to a theater,
it's like I know the movie I want to see.
Have you seen the new Nolan?
Have you seen the new Star Wars movie?
Or even have you seen the new A24?
But there's one major holdout.
Horror movies can still come out of nowhere
with a new director, relatively unknown cast,
original idea, and draw a huge crown to the theater
for no other reason than being a good horror movie.
But before we can understand why and how horror survived, we have to look at who or what killed everything else.
Classic Hollywood was built on the genre film. Musicals, melodramas, screwball comedies, noirs, and gangster pictures.
In the 1950s...
I can't get over this shit, bro.
People were actually like,
Hey, see?
You're gonna give me all your money now and you're not gonna say anything to everyone who shows up, eh?
And people are like wow this is cinema. This is awesome.
How are we gonna have to fight fisting cops right now? Is that how gangsters actually were then?
Like is that an accurate depiction? You know what I mean?
I feel like if you're a mafia member in the 30s you blow a guy's head clean fucking off in an alleyway.
You're not going, eh, so you're gonna have to fight Mato-ri-Mato now, eh?
It's like it was way harder than that.
Like, it was way more badass than somebody walking into a bar with a fucking top hat
just like yelling at a bartender that he's gonna fight a mono-e-mono.
In the 1950s there was an explosion of low-budget sci-fi movies and big-budget epics.
But then in the 70s, something started to change.
Spielberg-
Jaws, Jaws with the fucking dinosaur noise that they made the shark, the shark have.
Raaaaaahhhh!
Do dinosaurs, or not dinosaurs, do sharks even make noise?
Jaws became the first movie to make over $100 million at the domestic box office, permanently altering Hollywood's brain cast.
Well, because they don't even, I don't even think they could, they could expel air, they have gills, but apparently it makes, it makes noise.
Studios realized for the time. Yeah, brother. Come on. Is that if you had a movie it also got a little sharks
Yeah, if you want to if you want to talk about my sharks in mythology class that I took in college
It really gave sharks a bad rap and caused them to actually
dwindle in population because of the
Stigma that people had that sharks are really dangerous man-eaters. He was a really simple hook
So if you want to get into that
You could hit up my professor look marketed to the gills and did a wide release in the summer
you could make serious money. This was the birth of the high concept blockbuster era which Spielberg
himself allegedly just asked Jason Derulo. He does own a shark. Jason Derulo. Sorry. Described by
saying if a person can tell me the idea in 25 words or less, it's going to make a pretty good
movie. And over the next 30 years, if you could describe a movie in 25 words or less, it's a good
film. That's any Jason Statham film. A plumber gets called back into action. X CIA agent that
now does roofing gets called back into action. British man that moved to the United States
to become a carpenter should become a carpenter to leave his life behind gets called back
into action. As long as a movie had a plot. Beekeeper you don't want to mess with. Punchy
high concept gets called into action because somebody wants to use bees to smuggle cocaine.
Logline, original ideas across a bunch of genres were able to find blockbuster success. This is
the era that gave us movies like Die Hard, Groundhog Day, and Back to Future, but this era was the
start of something else as well. Studios looked at a movie like Jaws 2, which had mixed reviews.
Yo, I remember the gut wrenching feeling of, I think it was Back to the Future 2 when he
He went back in time and his mom fell in love with him and you're sitting there going
WHOA!
No Steven Spielberg
He went back in time and his mom didn't have a date to prom or some shit
and he like, she falls in love with her son
but she doesn't know it, obviously
Spielberg and was the continuation of a story that had already wrapped up pretty neatly
They still don't make over 200 million worldwide, and they've realized that a movie with a recognizable name
could sell as well as any star, director, or high concept logline.
You know where this is headed. But the change-
Jurassic Park!
It didn't happen overnight.
Studios used some of the massive profits from their predictably successful tentpole films
to fund specialty divisions that took risks on more unconventional mid-budget original genre films,
like the crime thriller Seven from New Line, or a romantic comedy like Shakespeare and Love
from Mirror Max. By 2005, while the franchise and IP-based films had already gobbled up
a lot of box office real estate, there was still room for original genre movies,
like the comedy Wedding Crashers, Romantic, the comedy hitch or action movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
But by the late 2000s, as the financial crisis hit, DVD sales evaporated and streaming services
started to challenge theatrical attendance, studios became more and more risk-averse,
ruthlessly cutting out everything.
Like Human Centipede, yeah, that chatter is right, somebody mob that guy.
But the most guaranteed hit.
Like Human Centipede 2.
Original movies like comedy, romance, and adult dramas, high-concept or not, just
weren't safe bets anymore. They didn't sell well over
or like Kevin James is here comes the boom
or the absolute pinnacle of comedy zookeeper sees they didn't convert into
franchise or the actual pyramid peak that is
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And the specialty divisions that once made them got cut.
And while the studios were cutting back on comedies, dramas, and romance films, these
more dialogue-focused genres were blossoming in the new golden age of TV and the rise of
streaming that followed.
Streaming also killed the DVD rental market, which had been funding original genre hits
for years.
A movie like Fight Club could flop in theaters but then, more than make back its budget
thanks to DVD rentals.
Genre pieces like Michael Mayn's Black Hat, Guy Ritchie's spy thriller The
man from Uncle or Shane Black's buddy comedy the nice guys all I just watched
the nice guys bro oh my god what a good fucking movie the scene where he I was
just talking about this the scene where he breaks he like wraps his his his fist
with a towel and punches a hole through like glass but it doesn't cover his
forearm so when he pulls his arm back it just like slits his forearm open and
he goes that's a lot of blood and it's just like full dripping down his arm
It's like first 10 minutes of the film. It's a spoiler, bro. It's literally the funniest part of the
rental market. Studios like Netflix, Apple and Amazon Prime didn't just destroy the DVD rental
market. They swooped in and took over the production of these kinds of genre, action,
and comedy hits. Bro, but they don't even try on them because they don't go to theater.
They just create movies that just go straight to the catalog on like Hulu or Netflix.
But they're just like straight up B B watches, or like type B content, like it's not type A where
you're going to sit there and you're only watching it. It's like you're scrolling on TikTok and then
in the background you have 72 hours on, which is probably a shit fucking comedy. I haven't seen it,
but like any comedy movie that gets just like straight up instant released
is like nine times out of 10 terrible. Pizza movie was good.
Some of these movies, that's a new one, are still getting made, but studios give them
little to no theatrical run and 72 hours of speak it wasn't bad dump them straight onto streaming so
they've all but disappeared from the box office land I don't know when I see slapstick raunchy comedy
starring Kevin Hart I'm going the box office landscape but how come during all of this while
every other genre film was being picked off one by one hard didn't just escape death but Kevin
Kevin Hart plays Kevin Hart in every movie.
No, Zusi, you're right.
That's why it works if there's a movie that needs Kevin Hart.
And if it doesn't, it doesn't work.
Jumanji, great movie with Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart playing Kevin Hart does a great job, right?
Another movie where it's like Kevin Hart playing Kevin Hart,
it's more serious comedy.
It just doesn't work.
Grew stronger than ever.
And it's like the rock and Kevin Hart
and the duo is just the rock
being like really smolder, serious shalons or non-shalons.
And Kevin Hart's like the aggressive short guy
and the duo, I just can't, I just can't do it.
What makes a good horror movie?
You might want some interesting social commentary
and original catchy idea, inventive visuals,
maybe a good cast, quality filmmaking is always a plus,
sense of atmosphere.
Let's not show barbarian.
That's a low light.
But ultimately, the bargain,
I will forever shit on that film.
I don't know how it has 95% positive reviews.
I just can't get over that.
Of horror as a genre is that it promises to deliver an
experience to a vote.
25 words or less describe barbarian double booked
Airbnb, creepy incest cavern, boob monster.
you have to suck on its tits to survive.
Barbarian, naked incest boob monster
harasses, uh, Arabian B-goers.
Oaks, something very primal.
Really saggy boob, like dirty boob monster.
To unsettle you, to cause anxiety, fear, or care.
And why is that the thing that breaks records?
While many other indie genre films struggle to even get recognized, some of the story might
just be boring old- You had me at boobs, oh you wouldn't like these boobs.
Old economics and marketing.
Relative to some genres like action and science fiction, a horror movie that delivers
well on the promise of the genre can be made relatively affordably.
The budgetary limitations that might hurt other genres can even help horror movies,
despite being made for less than a million dollars.
And why is that the thing that breaks records?
While many other indie genre films struggle to even get recognized, some of the story
might just be boring old economics and marketing. Relative to some genres like action and science
fiction, a horror movie that delivers well on the promise of the genre can be made relatively
affordably. The budgetary limitations that might hurt other genres can even help horror movies.
Despite being made for less than a million dollars, a movie like upset-
Yeah, because I have to do different shots and it heavily relies on the acting of these
new up-and-comers, and just like how it's shot more than anything. Like you don't need crazy CGI and
editing. The question never feels cheap or small. It's all like, uh, not special effects. It would be,
what would that be called? Natural effects? No, it's like, what was the thing? The thing
wasn't CGI'd. It was 1982. Practical effects. If anything, it's contained reality. Love
practical effects. The adds to the horrifying atmosphere. Limited locations might help
evoke a sense of claustrophobia, unknown actors can immerse you in a fiction and add a sense
of vulnerability.
Yes!
Oh my God!
Wait, no, that's such a fucking good point.
It's not even giving the actors a new job.
It's like, imagine if Obsession Bear was Ryan Gosling.
Shit film.
Instantly.
I don't care if he's a better actor in some way.
Even if, like, the obsession cast was people you've seen before.
And Nicky was Olivia Rodrigo.
That movie would have sucked.
That movie would have sucked if Jenna Ortega was the fucking star of obsession.
Ugh.
The shadowy, moody lighting doesn't just serve the story.
them being random people makes it so much scarier because you get involved into it. When I watch a
Jason Statham film now, I'm never going, I was named Rick, Rick Owens, I was named Rick Olma E.
No, that's Jason Statham. Jason Statham is Jason Statham in every film. Dwayne Johnson is the
rock in every film. And Kevin Hart's Kevin Hart. I'm not sitting here and going, Oh, this is
Mark this time. Nope. That's Dwayne Johnson. It can also help cover over more
affordable production design and done well. The suggestion of a monster can be
farce. Rick Owens. I did say Rick Owens. Who is Rick Owens? Is that like a WWE
wrestler? No, that's a fashion designer. Sorry. Rick Owens. I don't know why I said Rick Owens.
scarier than the most expensive CGI creations. On top of being cheap to make,
horror movies are easier to market. Most of them are almost high concept by
definition and the fact that they often rely on incredibly evocative visuals
means that their trailers are more attention-grabbing in a visually
saturated media landscape. And with the core function of the genre driven not
by dialogue but atmosphere, mood and visuals, a lot of horror plays well
on international markets.
Har's reliance on activating our primal human instinct
means it's universal in a way-
Dan, did obsession sell worldwide while?
A that more linguistically and culturally specific genres
like romantic comedies aren't always.
And horror movies tend to convert well into IP with long-term success.
Even though we see more original horror than any other original category,
we also see a ton of successful horror franchises.
So for studios and independent production companies,
horror is one of the cheaper genre options they can bet on
that still has massive potential upside.
But I don't think this tells the whole story.
I don't think audiences are just passive consumers,
greedily gobbling anything the studios
will shove down their throats.
The biggest thing that propelled the success
of obsession was word of mouth.
If marketing budget alone decided box office return.
Yeah, you know how hard it is to get somebody
to watch a movie and be so happy about it
They go to their friends and say you need to go see that like that's the most valuable thing
Being able to make somebody happy enough watching the film that then they go to fucking five people and go yeah, gotta watch that
Backrooms wouldn't have and then you have FOMO if you could make people feel FOMO about not seeing back rooms
They're not seeing obsession and everyone will go see it smashed the latest Star Wars film on some level
If we didn't want them we'd go spend our hard earned $15 somewhere else
So why have audiences chosen horror as the defining genre of our era? Why horror now?
At first glance, everything looked the same. It wasn't. It's a good movie. I watched this in middle school.
Something evil had taken possession of the town. You could study the cultural currents of the last
75 years of American history through its horror films. In the 50s, Cold War paranoia manifested
in fears of dehumanization, like the brain dead pod people of invasion of the body snatchers,
or apocalyptic destruction as seen in them, which on these giant radioactive ants on American
cities, the Vietnam stained new horror of the
1970s was soaked in well, I don't know. I feel like the the the thing with horror genres is
That every problem they deal with could be utterly unique
Because they always say you can only like tell like one of seven stories and every story you tell every movie
You see is just like one of seven different types of things that you could tell and it's just the order of which
They tell it, but I feel like with horror movies
you just can change the thing they're dealing with
and that makes it feel so much newer and different
than like a high school comedy or some shit
because they're all gonna be very similar
or an action film where it's like,
you're watching a Marvel movie, you're watching a DC movie,
any action movie, it's like, there's a villain,
we have to stop them.
But a horror movie, it's like, there's a villain,
we have to stop it, but can we, what is it?
We don't even understand it.
And then like half of the movie's trying to get what the problem is,
whereas any action movie, it's like big bad guy really powerful, we need to kill him.
Whereas obsession, it's like, I don't really understand how the one wish pillow works.
The thing, you don't really understand how imposters work.
You don't understand how to determine whether or not somebody's a human.
Stuff like that.
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I know it's very good. I haven't watched it yet.
I wanted to see it in LA, but it would have been impossible to book a movie ticket.
probably booked up, so I still got to watch it.
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Arbitrary brutality, distrust of authority,
and at times, like with the last house on the left,
and the Texas chainsaw massacre, outright nihilism.
The Reaganite 80s saw a wave of
Okay, there was a video I made like six months ago where I talked about scary movies and people like shit on my opinion a lot
And I think they didn't really watch the film, but I did have some shit takes there
And I do want to admit
There was a difference between a movie being scary and a movie just being a horror movie
And I used the term scary incorrectly. I was saying that like
Horror movies the best horror movies or psychological horrors where they get you like deeply uncomfortable rather than jump
like I'm not, I wasn't advocating for jump scare horror movies.
Slashers like Friday the 13th and Halloween.
These franchises pitted aspirations of youth liberation against the paternalistic conservative morality of the time.
They don't get smart. Me?
You blame everything on kids.
These are just a few of the many undercurrents that can be traced.
Stephen King in his 1981 treaties on horror, dance macabre.
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The horror genre has often been able to find national phobic pressure points and those books and films
Which have been the most successful almost always seem to play upon and sorry I gotta deal with that still some fucking bullshit right now
Sorry, hold up
All right, Express it hadn't been able to find national phobic pressure points and those
books and films which have been the most successful almost always seem to play upon and express
fears which exist across a wide spectrum of people.
Sometimes horror can be made and sold explicitly with these allegories in mind.
Someone like Jordan Peele can use a movie like Get Out to examine the horror of racism
in America.
But other times these cultural anxieties are translated through horror more unconsciously.
George Romero, who made The Night of the Living Dead, has denied that any allegory
in the movie was intentional.
But the film, through both Romero's direction and its popularity with audiences, still managed
to tap into latent anxieties about a polarized 1960s American society cannibalizing itself.
Whether intentional or not, horror is an expressionistic medium.
It uses imagery, situations, symbols, and worlds to both express and tap into the
prevailing cultural fears and societal anxieties.
explores the horror of coercive romance and sexual assault. And it's not surprising to me that it's
resonated with a young audience amidst the- Yeah, I think that is like, that is part of the reason
why Obsession is so popular too is because you've never obviously been in a relationship that's
this bad if you've ever seen the movie with like Nikki and Bear, but you probably have been in
or know somebody that's been in an obsession relationship
that in an extreme blown out version would be this.
So it's like there's a level of realism to it
where you feel so much more immersed
because it's so much more realistic.
That's why I like this horror too.
And I like horror genres in general that deal with something
like obviously the one wishmiller doesn't exist.
If you used it, it wouldn't actually make Nikki fall in love with you.
But, it's a lot scarier to deal with a human that's really creepy and obsessive than, like, the boogie man.
You know? Or Jurassic Park dinosaurs.
Like, it's a lot scarier to have the horror aspect be something that's uncanny but human, instead of something that's just a monster.
As of heightened anxiety surrounding dating and romance, it makes-
like it ropes you into it more.
Since that the 2011 virus horror contagion
saw a resurgence during COVID.
I call someone, call everyone.
But why do we seek out horror movies
about things we're already afraid of?
You see her.
It helps you deal with family.
I'm busy here, please, Holly.
Tell me that you see somebody.
I think it's because anxiety and fear
are incredibly repressed in our society.
Want to see anger?
Just go online.
Sadness, we often collectively mourn,
though perhaps not as well as we could,
but I find it's rare to hear someone openly acknowledge
their fears and anxieties.
In her book, Feeding the Monster,
the author and film critic, Anna Bugaskatia,
writes that horror is not about simple voyeurism,
about looking at someone being butchered or haunted.
It's about feeling what they're feeling.
Horror provides a contained outlet,
an experience of gathering together socially
to literally face our fears.
Tom, when that motherfucker bears sitting at a round table
and Nikki stabs herself in the face
with a fucking glass bottle,
and he goes home that night and doesn't tell anyone, yo.
That was the fucking, that was the cherry on top,
but that motherfucker's an idiot.
I like, bro, holy spoilers, it's been a month.
If you haven't seen, if you haven't seen, it's out of theater.
You can watch it at your house now, okay?
Let's get over it.
All right, obsession's been the hype train
on social media for over a month.
You haven't seen it, it's chopped.
Let's just say that that should came out in like May.
It's August.
Where the point is not repressing the fear,
but to finally actually let yourself feel it.
Getting to feel repressed, fear, collect.
What was that, Heretic?
That was a good one too.
in a contained context that we can send to where we know we won't actually be harmed by what-
Sinners wasn't a scary movie either. Sinners was just a good film.
Like I know it was horror, but it wasn't like no part of me was like, oh no.
We know we won't actually be-
It was just a good movie.
Armed by what we're seeing, serves a powerful psychological-
Kind of sad.
Yeah. So he said the ending was sad.
Sad movie. More than anything.
Centers is like a thriller and emotional function in our society.
And there's an unapologetic sense of sincerity found at the core of horror.
As Bugaskatia says, there's nothing ironic about being scared. It is at its best an experience
of extreme physical and emotional earnestness. Perhaps we find this to be a potent salve
to the postmodern milieu of modern life, where everything is drenched in layers of irony,
self-apology, and self-referentialism. Perhaps it's an attempt to do a kind of collective shadow work,
to exercise the demons that we fear by bringing them into the light of the cinema screen.
Maybe all of this helps society. Maybe it's a distraction, an emotional release valve that
lets off steam while we continue to avoid addressing the real problems underlying these
fears. Culture is slippery and nebulous. It's impossible to boil the success of a genre down
to one thing. But I think what all these explanations have in common is that they point to
horror as a form of cultural expressionism. Stephen King said, terror often arises from a
pervasive sense of disestablishment, that things are in the unmaking. And is there a better
way to describe the last 15 years or so, the time during which the success of horror has
been on the rise, I bet you feel it too. The sense that the world is being unmade, that
you're not quite sure what it's being turned into or who it's being unmade for.
Yeah, I think there's just an uneasiness or anxiety about the future that people have,
But I think that's been the case for any generation ever.
It's, I don't think that's unique to like Gen Z
or just modern day.
I think there's always been like, oh fuck, what's next?
I think it's just more,
there's always more on the line now than ever.
Like the world could end or get,
it could get worse than it's ever been.
Quick, right?
Just because there's more power, more money,
more stakes, more stuff can go wrong than before.
Our president's made that.
I don't think it's just Trump though.
I think that's been a thing for the last like,
10 plus years, honestly.
Like I think people have just been nervous in general.
I mean, yeah, maybe starting in like 2016,
but like that is when comedies ended.
Things got a lot more grim on movies then,
I don't think that's just that
What we've said horrors also also big because horror games and movies are way cheaper to make yeah
That was one of the points that he made
Was that the quality you lose in a horror game or film with a lower budget is less
percentage wise than what you lose if you were making like
Like a comedy or an action movie specifically like if you if you wanted to make an action movie and you
slash the budget by you know fucking 70% you're not even making a movie anymore
but you could make a horror movie with fucking $300,000 like I mean even even
other I'm not I'm not sitting here and saying like terrifyers the pinnacle of
horror but I'm pretty sure all hollows Eve have like a $20,000 budget you
could not make a superhero movie you could not make a good thriller with
that that amount of money like it'd be impossible. So is it any surprise that in
a time of increasing social and cultural anxiety where we're facing down the
barrel of a global system that seems to be nearing a state of collapse all while
we feel increasingly powerless to get those with power to do anything to
change course where we have no accepted outlet to fully feel or
express the fear that comes along with living in this reality that horror
movies are the most successful genre left at the box office.
I've been writing my own.
I like that because I do love the genre of horror and I think I've grown to love horror
movies and horror games more than ever.
But I just want, I want the fucking like 2010s back, bro.
I want, yeah, fine, Keep Avengers and all these other big box office films.
But I want more green lights for other fucking, you know, risks.
I don't want the risks to just be fucking type B films on Hulu and Netflix that you watch
eight months after they're made at two in the morning and you kind of have to pay attention
to them.
Like I miss going to the movie theater to watch like a good fucking film.
Like the audience experience that I had watching obsession, I hadn't had since, like,
like probably end game or like Infinity War era,
like 2016 was like the last time I had like a good,
like being in the theaters and watching a session,
like it was funny to see people's reactions
and watch a movie with Rando's.
Like I miss, I wanna be able to go to the theater
and watch like a good comedy film with other people
that I don't know.
Like that's fun.
I miss that and I haven't had that in my adult life because the last time that I remember going to a movie theater to watch like a good
Funny movie was probably like 2015
So most companies would get people canceled now, bro, I don't think that's I don't think it's like a cancel wokeness thing
I do think there's a level of like they I don't think they would ever make a movie like Tropic Thunder today
but I
I don't think that's I think that's like a side issue. I don't think that's the main reason why comedy movies aren't made
What about Deadpool?
Dead I will never rope a hero
Comedy into comedy
Deadpool is not a comedy film Deadpool is funny
But it's not a comedy film and it's so it's so wide cast
Comedy, you know what I mean?
Like Deadpool anyone can laugh at I'm talking. I want a niche joke
Like bro this is the super bad scene where they're like we need to catch a glimpse of these melons
Let's bounce and then they run like super slow like fucking dork ass high schoolers that want to just go stare at a woman's boobs
Like that's fucking dorky right not everybody would laugh at that like they don't like Deadpool the joke is
Wolverine's abs are hot and Deadpool's a little bit gay for it, right?
Like Deadpool does something stupid and Wolverine stabs him for it, right?
Deadpool's a cornball and Wolverine's really stern and one's nonchalant, one's chalant.
Like it's just dualities, right?
They don't have like Deadpool it that's not a comedy movie like the the jokes they're making are too wide net
that.
This movie this year and something that has helped me write is creating a movie.
Oh my God, bro, Aless, shut the fuck up.
I'm timing you out.
Anybody saying stop the app and go fucking watch the video, dude.
What are we doing?
I never and I will never understand that if you come into my chat, regardless of whether
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an enjoyable experience watching a really bad comedy sucks like I can't imagine being in theaters
doing huvah Halloween like the grim fucking vibe of huvah Halloween and it's just like a grandma
wearing a fucking shirt that says fuck me or something like that and that's the joke
That's the joke. Oh, I put my soup today. I have my soup and it's all in one
container. Oh my god, that's the joke. Fuck.
Huby Halloween's the best comedy of all time. I hate that you say that because if
you find me funny, that means I'm not funny. Like if you know that's actually
I despise that. I beg of you to hate Huby Halloween as a comedy film because
if you think Huby Halloween's funny and you also think I'm funny, that
That therefore means I'm not funny because I there's no worlds where you find both me
and Huey Halloween funny if we don't have similar types of humor.
Like it's literally just like low-route dick jokes.
It's so bad, the plot's so good.
Describe Huey Halloween for me.
What are the ratings on Huey Halloween?
In October 31st in Salem, a town's eccentric, eccentric, eccentric, sorry, devoted community
volunteer and good-hearted nature, the good-hearted nature object, object, I can't read, yo, it's
October 31st in Salem, Massachusetts.
It's October 31st in Salem, Massachusetts, and a town's eccentric devoted community
volunteer and the good-natured object of his fellow citizens, derision and meanest Franks find
himself in the midst of a real investigation for a real murderer. That was probably the worst
explanation of fucking Hugh B. Halloween I've ever heard. It's Adam Sandler just acting really
out going but quirky and weird and there's also he has a can of soup and he's
thought he's solving a murder.
And his grandma doesn't understand penis jokes
This is it like if I imagine it's 2020 I
Don't actually think it was released in theaters then when this UV Halloween released
Was Yubi Halloween released in theaters
No. Okay, imagine being in theaters and then you're like sitting there just stone cold not laughing at Huey Halloween. And then the grandma walks on screen with this shirt and you just hear like a couple cackling in the back.
And it's Adam Sandler going, oh, man, you shouldn't wear that shirt. Why are you wearing that
shirt? And she's going, what's wrong with it, sweetie? What's wrong with it, sweetie?
Like if I saw this grandma with boner down her shirt and I hear somebody like, like crow
laughing in the back, I'd walk out. Yeah, no, you're right, Strav. I'd walk out.
I leave.
I go, I need to fucking get the fuck out of here, dude.
It would be bad.
What do you think of that, my boy?
I'm not even shitting on Adam Sandler,
bro, there's good Adam Sandler movies.
I just think UD Halloween's his worst film.
I think it is his worst film that he's ever made.
Because it's a comedy Halloween film
that's just like bad.
Yeah, but it's not his worst film.
Oh, no, Jack and Jill's his worst film.
Jack and Jill's his worst film.
Oh, yeah, where he's playing, he's playing both people.
Oh, oh my God, Jack and Jill and Jill's just literally
him in a wig.
And he's super annoying.
The tongue, Kachino.
Oh, yeah, Jack and Jill's worst film.
Oh, yeah, Jack and Jill's the worst film ever.
That's his worst movie.
And they're on like a cruise and he's just,
and he's literally in a wig and he's just like,
oh, I don't know why you don't want to do that.
And that's how he talks.
Oh my God.
It's just like, it's actually just Rage bait.
The whole film, that's like the start of Rage bait,
dude, it's unbearable.
I can't imagine.
I think that could be torture.
Al Pacino, Dunkachino, holy shit.
You want to fucking, you want to crack people?
Yo, get rid of torture, just tie them to a chair
and play Jack and Jill on repeat.
I don't fly, what are you doing with that?
Okay, I'll tell you everything.
Please, please turn the Dunkachino song off.
Please, I don't need it anymore.
Where's the fucking light?
I need to turn the light off, I'm playing a horror game.
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We have two horror games we're gonna play right now.
Short ones shell shock, which I believe is an anomaly horror game and take care of the dog
Which is a free horror game. I think they're both like 30 minutes ish
Tomorrow we're going to be doing
Skin stapler and the big walk
Sunday I'll be back tomorrow like one skin stapler and a big walk at like four
Sunday react serial review Monday random games Tuesday Tommy NFG at like one
We're gonna do a collab for like two-ish hours. Then we have a rainbow tournament at like four
Wednesday
Gas station case at like noon into machine party
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Chat first game we're doing today.
We only got two today, short ones.
Got a lot of random games we're gonna be playing up coming now.
Shellshock.
I think it's an anomaly game
based in like World War II trenches.
I'm like cracking an energy drink here, hold up.
Oh.
Code Bar.
Gamersoft's shaker cup.
Come here.
Probably that rain. Hell no. Gamer stops. Code bar.
Seizure warning. Mods, mods, mods. Put epilepsy warning.
If you have epilepsy in chat, tap out of the stream. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Or if you have your medicine for it, or glasses, or something that can help.
I don't want somebody having a seizure. We have that happen.
And then, in chat, believe it or not,
I gotta change some of the time.
We can't see, I know, I'm changing the setting real quick.
How'd you know?
They told me later on.
I have a few chatters with Appalachian.
And they came in chat and they were like,
you're playing this war game
and it was like flashing lights and I had a seizure.
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I haven't seen Spider-Man. No, I really want to see it. That'd be honesty.
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Once again.
Shell shot!
Oh, it just throws me in at instant.
Get to trench 20.
I don't know how I do that.
Very realistic trench warfare here.
What am I looking to do?
It's going on here, big dog, you little tire.
Where's your other foot?
Oh, there it is.
Steering out, staring at the photo of your wife.
Sad days, understandable.
Don't poke your head above, y'all just get clean, sliced off.
Another dude standing there, British fly.
man here. They all look the same. Intelligence Dispatch. This is the first trench. Every
trench should be exactly the same as this one. And you should go through the door on
the right. If you see anything different, go through the door on the left. If you're
wrong, you'll start again. I have to get 20 right? Should we do it? Wait, this is
the first one so this is definitively, definitively, sorry, definitively not an
anonone. Ladder, dude, with a picture of a woman and a gun. Obiti, thanks for the
five gift tips. Man sitting here alone, full shoes on, nothing there, and a guy
posted up with a sign and a gun. Nothing to report since it's the first one. Easy, Trent's zero.
It's basically exit 8, but I have to get to 20.
I think it's a hurricane.
He didn't have that gun before, they didn't have these guns in that era.
That's a modern AR, buddy.
I already know where I need to go.
The fuck out of here? Something to report.
Different gun.
Simple enough.
French one.
He had a shotgun? I don't even know what type of gun he had.
That's just not an old gun.
That's what he had.
Now we're looking normal.
British flag ammo on the ground I feel like there's only like really three
areas that could be different. Let me smell ya.
Smell like mildew and piss. You've been wearing the same clothes for weeks pal.
What about you?
It looks normal to me, nothing to report.
Problem, something was there to report.
This one's fucked up because that curtain was not open.
What? Anomaly history?
Better times, eyes are watching gas fear the reefer guns fall.
Good, goodest boy getting warmer the wrong gun.
I missed ratatouille. That would have been lovely.
I would have fasted...
Those is everywhere. Easy enough.
I would have asked him to prepare me his best dish.
Wait, Ratatouille's not named Ratatouille.
Ratatouille's name is Remi, but he's Remi the rat that makes Ratatouille the dick.
But who the fuck actually orders Ratatouille?
Like, let's be real.
I don't know if I remember there being a dog there.
I feel like I've been gone.
Aw, she'd puff us.
Which I'll do right now.
Oh, she would've keep puff us.
She would've keep puffed you a service dog.
So something to report. We could ignore that. Getting to 20 will surely be simple enough.
Already on three. Almost a fourth of the way there. I feel like we kind of quick scan
and if there's nothing wrong we do a little loop back.
What do you mean the eyes boy those pearly blues
I think he is shittin his pants this time that might be abnormal the way he's standing
It looks the same to me I'm gonna say there's nothing to report I'm confident
French for it's snowing easy as fuck before new seasons just change
Who the hell would get this one wrong something to report it's cold outside not a very scary game
So the artillery shells start going off
Slow door open there, holy fuck.
What were they whispering to me?
If one of these fuckers starts chasing me, surely they can't kill me, right?
Yeah, this guy's the setup.
This is kind of like a secret Fortnite gaming lounge, you know?
Imagine you had like a TV there and like an Xbox 360?
I don't know why he's like willingly sitting in the rain.
I don't remember that much ammo piled up.
Is that abnormal?
Is this all these here?
Is this normal?
Oh, check the list for ammo?
I feel like it's like essential supplies.
I'm going to trust my gut and say something's wrong.
Was there a crow always here?
Oh, come on.
I'm starting to see things I've been seeing before.
Something to report.
Crow's not always there.
Yop. Yop. I'm gonna notice an animal, dude. Come on.
Fortnite gaming lounge.
They're dropping bombs in the trench!
Get me out of here.
Okay.
Right he's so sad he probably misses his wife
You think they were tuning in the trenches ever it had to be crap this was like a four-year war nothing
It had to be broke come on how is that zero what was the fucking anomaly there? I'm gonna pay attention
Like see those things in the sky? That's an anomaly. There's like a river. I'm gonna look up. I don't remember what
That's a valid question. I'm pretty sure it correct me if I'm wrong in my history. This might be World War two.
Wives would send their husbands like Polaroid images of like them naked to like do-do during World War 2.
I'm like almost certain of that.
Normal.
That might have been World War 1.
Bro, come on! Fuck!
Alright, pay attention.
Somebody fact-checked that. That's true.
The plane killed them, now so many of them.
I feel like it's an anomaly, like, the majority of the time.
See, I feel like it's nothing.
Okay, go.
You gotta check the board for what you missed.
Oh, what, like the messages that I got now?
Hold on.
I do need to slow down a little bit, I think that's the problem it's pacing right now.
Ladder, out of the gun.
Does he normally have a cigarette?
No.
That's an anomaly?
That's so small, dude.
Not Matt!
They give him the fucking 10 gifted subs.
They give him the 10 gifted subs.
Him not having a cigarette or having a cigarette in his hand.
I can't believe the fucking change is going to be that small.
They could literally change one box here.
I don't know.
normal. I think it's normal. If it's not, okay. Some of the anomaly names though, it's
It's like, one of them is called blowing in the wind.
Is that just it's windier than normal?
What does that mean?
At some point, this guy's gonna have a problem with him.
He's gonna be following me or some shit.
No mustache, no mustache!
I'm on my shit, number five, we're a fourth of the way.
more for the way. Trench 20 and we're out.
Trench 20 and we leave the...
mustache?
That's the problem is I start looking
for the anomalies I already had.
Normal.
See, I wanna go normal this one,
but there could be an anomaly.
I'm gonna get a normal.
I'm going to be pissed if it's not.
Sleepy, take it to the giftec.
Okay, so I can't die, he's fine.
Buddy, trench is burning, I'd get up and out of here,
if I were you.
Got it.
Sleepy, take it to the five giftec though.
Grab the big and make, take it to the three.
It's obsidian, take it to the five.
Ethan, Noah, Finn, take it to the seven,
make it to the seven,
for the 10 gifts is Lana and about for the sub red,
Sebastian, Meg, think of the three, Vinny,
for the sub city and sleep, think of the sub, lock in.
We're at trench number seven here.
Almost halfway.
This feels off, no?
Feel like the flag should be a little bit to the left
or the right, maybe I'm crazy.
Am I crazy?
I think I'm crazy.
He's normal.
No crow here to be seen.
Man with a bayonet.
What's normal to me?
Chin strap.
Is there normally not a chin strap on the hats?
I feel like there is.
Nothing to report.
Bro, I'm tell- what was wrong there?
I wish you would tell me so I'm like able to fucking-
So I'm here and shit.
So I'm able to like learn from the mistakes.
We gotta speed run these down.
Normal.
Mr. Kato!
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs!
I'm getting to like three before I even start crying again. Nothing.
Yeah, there's a huge list of anomalies, and I'm noticing almost every single time it's an anomaly.
The problem is, it's really fucking stupid. And this game's poover lame.
There's like five-brillion anomalies. Posters? Enemy? Ahoy.
And there's like five-brillion anomalies.
really an anomaly's posters.
Enemy a hoi.
Enemy a hoi for boating and sneaky peeker.
What does that mean?
Is it dicks out?
Anomaly.
Nope, apparently that one was clean.
Sneaky peeker.
What?
Next anomaly, yes, somebody said tootoon.
And that's an anomaly that's gonna be a Tsum Tsum Tsahori here.
This one's safe.
Surely.
There we go, we're one in.
Fitsie taking the five gift kits.
We're almost done.
Nothing.
Too bad, there's an anomaly every 90% of the Tokyo now.
We got them.
Normally 99% of the time.
Is your dick out?
No.
What about you?
You got a sneaky peeker here?
Why are you saying yes? Hold up.
Huh.
What?
Normal again.
No it wasn't. Yo this game stops. I'm hearing music. Anomaly. I don't like that at all. Go.
Their eyes are different. Oh my god, you think I need to pay attention to the color of their eyes?
He won't look at me, it's a problem.
I thought it's like impossible to know.
It's just these three guys.
Is that SRD thing there normally?
I don't know, man.
Or there's smoke coming out of that fucking can.
That's gotta be an anomaly.
See, give me more like these, blood rain?
Fucking piece of cake.
I'm not like, this would be, this would be amazing.
The last one.
Okay.
Hey, everybody, here's got Trench Butt.
Because their feet are out, sorry.
Stupid joke.
It was purple rain, that was not purple.
It was red.
Blood red.
Nothing.
Group taking the five subs. Yo, this game is so trash. This game is so trash
Vault fits Xavier and NC X and 50 taking five
Well, how about zero still you want me to get to 20?
I feel like growth it said this game at a 30 minute playtime. What do you think somebody's just instant winning?
I'm gonna pay I'm gonna pay mad attention to everyone. I won't fail again
Starting now, I will not fail again.
Normal.
He ain't there, not normal.
Paulo, think of it as 10 subs.
1 out of 20 chat, 19 more.
We run it straight, Pete Vest.
That ladder, normal.
Him staring off into the abyss at his lovely wife, or mess dressed, who knows.
Normal. Lady holding baby, not normal.
We're locked, too.
Precipitation, as per usual.
Man with his wife.
Other man, lonely.
Other man looking normal with a gun. No thing there's that to see anomaly
He'd move on. This is normal for at number three
That's zero
Normal
Another normal what's normal to me apparently I miss every anomaly under the fucking Sun maybe the barrel is supposed to be there
Who fucking knows?
Let's actually check this time. I'm going there for sure
Never seen a thing wrong with this guy this guy's just fucking bland his shit buddy. You want to have six fingers one fucking time or something?
You're gonna be an absolute piece of shit there we go. This is normal as well
Two out of 20 18 more there we go
Ladder, supplies, man with a gun, and a bayonet, his wife.
Tank!
There we go. Easy enough. It's a lovely sunset.
We're actually viewing the northern lights today instead of fighting the trench warfare.
It's Christmas day.
Look at that. How beautiful.
And back to the ship.
Four out of twenty.
Nothing, raining, laddering.
Man, cleaning hat. Is it normally green? I don't know.
Bayonet, looking a little short, limp for a chance.
I love you. You look normal.
Anything in the sky? No. I'm going the wrong way. Really disoriented. Sorry.
Smoke coming out of the barrel. Is that normal?
I don't remember.
Yes it is.
But this is normal, no anomaly.
So we should be at five.
There we are.
And we're super locked, Chad.
Dent ladder.
Man with his wife.
Boring ass guy, ass per usual.
Maybe break your kneecaps or something.
God, come on.
Standing a little bit different this time, a little suspicious, maybe a little poop in the pants.
I'm gonna say it's normal that the rock wasn't there, stop, what do you mean that rock wasn't there?
Don't mess with me now.
I think this place is normal.
Look up, I am looking up.
There's nothing for rainy day.
It's normal. We're on to number six.
There we go.
Keep pushing.
Ladder.
Normal.
White.
Normal.
Normal?
Moving on to the basic chug.
Nothing going on here.
Nothing special.
They call him a mid-tier normie.
Sandbag.
You've posted up.
He's always got that side step to him.
Oh, it's got that side step to it.
Love to see it.
Checking sky, sky's normal.
Flag gone, don't say that.
Flag's not gone.
Law number seven.
Ladder, man, wife.
A lot of normal ones here.
We need an anomaly here.
Anything wrong with you?
No sneaky pecker.
Ooh! Anomaly! No ammo crates! No ammo crates!
Keeps that... 8 out of 10. Almost halfway.
Ladder?
Could we get repeat anomalies too? Is that potential? Is that a thing?
Those are always different.
It's a little more sporadic than normal.
Maybe I caught him at a bad time.
Angelo Persian, Angelo Persian oil.
I don't remember that saying that.
I remember it being empty.
Barrel normally never had words.
Now we're hyper-specific.
In the trenches, they test your mind.
Never.
They always tell you never peek over the trenches.
This guy's a jackass, but one time he isn't an anomaly, he gets down to the head.
Hang on.
What an idiot.
Ten out of ten, halfway.
Ten out of twenty.
Ladder, British flag.
Make sure we're not on the German side. Guns are not normal there.
This is an anomaly as well. That guy was standing free.
Mmm, bad vibes about this one.
I can tell you right now this is an anomaly.
Certain of it.
They have gas masks.
Knew it.
Oh, we're cooking.
12 out of 20.
This is the run.
Barbed wire.
That's normal.
The backlands.
Anatoly.
Stay in character!
How about you, sir?
Lovely.
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Most normally out of barrel, I think this is a safe, I think this is a safe, safe throw.
I don't think there's an anomaly here.
Everything looks tip top shaped pristine.
The flags are normal as well. They are a little windier than normal.
see now am i really am i basing whether or not i'm gonna say an anomaly based off the
tempo of the flag triple t wait triple t is here where don't tell me you actually see
I see two chun chun chun sa hor.
The poster's fine.
What are you saying the poster over by this man?
Nope.
False flag?
No.
I think this is a normal spot.
I don't think this has an anomaly, yep, 14.
Yeah, I don't think I'm basing how fast the wind's blowing
unless it's like just so apparent.
We check our fingers.
All right, now take your boots off.
I think this is also normal.
No anomalies here.
Nada.
I hate that.
There's no ammo box?
There isn't ammo box.
Run 15, you're wrong.
Five more, five more.
Just got back from the Burning Man Festival.
Nothing.
When did the when did the mustard gas start leaking through 17 three more or four more
I'm on 17 I need a beat I need to get to 20
Normal I know it is
All right, big drugs warfare here, I just heard a mortal man, I'm gonna keep it running,
we're gonna keep it going straight, thank you.
Thank you, have a wonderful time.
Two more.
19.
One of these days you're gonna have fucking six fingers and I'm gonna be ready for that
fucking day, bud.
Today's a five finger day.
It's clean.
I'm just wanting to get this head.
Beach. Wait, no, no, no, no, don't look up.
You're not looking up. You're not looking up.
No, no, no, don't find the ladder.
Don't find the ladder.
Don't find the ladder. We saw what happened to the last guy.
They said don't peek over the trench.
Is he dead?
World War I lasted four years, two months and 14 days of conflict began.
1914 ended November 11th 1918 15 to 22 million people died 9 to 2 9 to 11 million military personnel 6 to 13 million civilians
Oh my god, what a grim ending. Ranger the worst conditions known to mankind all the fighting that was a horrible battle.
I'll meet you million. Yeah, dude, World War I lasted a long time
Electrodenali for the Sentomali, think of it at 3. Happy birthday Isabella
Peach and Caleb the sub will think of it thousand buddies in the military
Well, thank you for your service at Fort Belvoir Virginia with a CID
No, you don't live here, but you live on the East Coast wondering if you had fun things to do out here on the East Coast
I have no idea what to do in Virginia, man
Drippy think of it a thousand buddies any birthstrap in soon. Maybe Finn rare
47 serious thank you for the sub at Yoka and create cry think of it a sub Apollo think of it 10 gifted
Don't send that's right now check
Actually, I have to be real quick and then we're gonna hop into the last game of the day
Take care of the dog. Not really a gaming day. Just kind of some random ones on the back end
We got a lot of gaming this next week though. I just wanted to do like some games today
Take care of the dog should be fun though. Give me like literally 30 seconds
Is it a horror game? Yeah, it's gonna be a horror game. That one wasn't scary though
All right.
We're back. Ground Sasquatch TT, Asteroid, the Dominator, Stephen, Nukes, Space, Perky,
and Cooper, thank you for the sub. Tamali, or Tamalis, thank you for the fives. Cooper
for the sub. All right. Are kind speed ever meeting bosses in MC? When do they start that?
Is it today? Yeah, I heard that kind speed are doing a marathon where they have to
beat every major boss in hardcore,
they're gonna be live for like a month.
It just started.
And I'm pretty sure they beat the Ender Dragon together,
right?
It's just dude.
In the same hardcore world, having to beat,
what is it?
They're beating the Ender Dragon, the Warden,
the Elder Guardian, the Wither.
Is that it?
I think it's those four.
It can't be that hard.
I mean, the problem is, what they need to do is not speedrun the game.
What they need to do is actually just do a let's play.
Rip a hardcore let's play.
Probably fight the wither, the elder guardian, then the ender dragon and fight the warden
last.
Where do you get the Warden out of the way?
Warden sucks. You're gonna fool prop 5 and get 2 tapped
with Capils. Like they should what they should really do is just spam farm
Totems of undying and just pray that they beat the Warden and then it's easy
Like they should really do that. I don't but the problem is I think they're gonna speed run it and they're just gonna fail
I think they're gonna fail like a hundred times before they actually are able to like lock in wow his setups crazy. Look at this
Boss already it starts over once it gets to the Dendé
Once it gets to the 10-day period everything starts over even if we already did kill the boss
So once we get to the today period we will have to kill every boss or in the hardcore
But it doesn't have to be in one run check are y'all following
Yeah, I got followed.
I got followed.
Hardcore.
Are you following the external chat?
Are you following the external?
No, how are they explaining this?
They said fairs.
Yes.
Okay.
Fairs.
Okay.
What they say over there in your chat?
My chat saying yes.
My chat saying yes, king.
My chat just said yes, yes, yes, yes.
Exactly.
And name of six.
So they don't need to beat them in one run.
It's just they have to beat them in one run.
They have to become Minecraft YouTubers for a hundred percent.
For the rest of our lives, bro, but we're gonna give a 10 day gap to do it in one run after that 10 day
We will be focused on the wither on hardcore
So in the first 10 days they have to be all four in one run, but after 10 days
They're allowed to just tick off the warden
Die the warden still ticked off and then they could go on to the next one
I mean, yeah, I don't think that's bad
But it it makes the challenge
10 times easier because then you could just doom cue fight the warden until you beat him one really what you're they're gonna need to do is bow
and
Literally just fucking propped the warden have him chase one of them and then the other one just bow into death
You're not doing that. I would not be able to do that. I would suck
This is gonna be a they're gonna be like they're gonna be live for like two weeks
minimum
Like certainly all right take care of the dog. We're playing next
Caleb for the four mr. Take it for the five Pat take it for the three necklace mr.
Kato take it with some space. Thank you for the five gifts. Mr. Kato take it with five gifts
All right lock in
What is the name of this game I literally just forgot take care of your dog
That's full screen. Alright.
Take care of your dog. It's a little good which we've on the inside. Look out.
I know you're barking for me buddy. Hold on.
Let me come inside. Do you need pets?
Follow the dog.
I love the music we got going on right now.
Why is the food bowl in the middle of the fucking yard get the food in the basement?
Why is the food in the fucking basement?
If the music just ticks off I
Can't look up or down. I can only look left and right. Oh, this is horrible
Why is there a crack in the wall? Oh
This is like the back rooms dude
There's just a stop sign here. What the fuck am I looking for? Oh my god
What was that noise I
Gonna remember which way I went like what if I get lost I
Think it's right here. Yeah
goaded memory and
overthrow
The dog better not turn on you even eat your food jackass. I just picked it up at a basement for you
What do you throw the frisbee now?
come here play fetch with the dogs are you ready it's gonna be a fucking long
toss here bud I don't know if you're gonna be able to get this one I thought
it was a frisbee are you gonna go get the ball up oh you good boy bring it
back bring it back no bring it back you're supposed to bring it back to me
all right throw it that way this time go get it
I don't like being outside during this dust. Is this a horror game? Yes. I don't know when it gets scary or what though.
I hope the dog's not like a skin walker. I hope the dog protects me.
Whoop! I'm gonna run with them this time. See what he sees.
Gonna peek the other side of the yard perhaps.
I really want to see what's on this side. It's probably the exact same. Okay, it's nothing. Nothing special.
Yeah, the music makes this like a really happy nice game, and I just don't vibe with that at all right now
Sorry what wait hold on. I literally just said sorry what to attacks
Alright, lock in. He's losing it. Yeah, I'm losing my fucking mind, dude. The weed brain's
going to me. This is literally a balloon. It's not even like a frisbee or a ball. The problem
with the game is how upbeat and happy it is. Like, eventually it's just gonna get
really fucking scary. I don't know when this ends. Can I stop playing fetch with
I don't want to keep playing fat here. Take the fucking ball. You go inside now. This is boring. Oh
He's upset that I said that oh
You're tired baby now you look just like my dog Daisy look just like my dog Daisy wait, what did that say? It said get to something
What
I said get the water in the basement but the dogs gone.
Where'd he go?
What is this?
Oh don't tell me the dogs dead.
I'm gonna fucking freak out.
Is that a brick?
How do I pick it up?
I can't look down.
Why is there a brick?
window. Oh fuck this. Oh fuck this. And I, the creepy grandma clock. Oh hell no. It's
a get water right? If anything's down here, please, I'm just here to grab water for my
dog. Why I can't do this in the kitchen sink? I don't know. That's not my problem
right now. My dog really likes the tap water down here. Please be nice. I'll be
nice to you back. I do have an orange belt in Taekwondo. Oh, there it is. I watched
kicking it growing up and I learned a few moves from that. I hear you shaking
your keys. Please don't be down here with me. I don't know what that noise
was and I don't want to find out I'm gonna walk back now thank you oh there's
boxes what are these boxes for well now we know that they're there that's lovely
kicking it's a good show it is oh a key what is that for what is that for I
heard that was the noise that I heard earlier what is the key for was there
an area that I couldn't go in oh my god how the fuck do I get back please
Get me out of here. Please get me out of here. Oh, holy fuck. Thank fuck. Where is this dog?
Where is he? Do I have to go bring him the water? He ran outside. Oh hell no.
I'm gonna go in here real quick. Okay, it's my bad. We have to go back outside. The dog's outside.
Where's the dog at?
Buddy.
Where'd you go?
You're not supposed to be rolling in poop right now.
I don't want to give you a bath or anything.
Is that a man or an ape?
What is that?
Who are you?
It's time to go to sleep.
He is not hungry anymore.
Is that like a man dressed as a dog?
I don't know what the fuck is happening.
What the fuck is happening?
Maybe it is time to go to sleep.
I'm gonna go to sleep.
Don't worry. Don't worry. Holy fuck.
Go to bed. That was terrifying.
That was a man dressed as a dog.
You forgot to close the doors.
What? I died?
I thought I had to go to bed I was listening to the fucking robot guy no put me back in
I'd go do I have to run that all back I don't want to play fetch with this fucking dog again
oh fuck out of here no I'm not doing this again no I'm not doing this again no I'm
watching the ending I'm watching the right ending so that was creepy oh my god it was
like a man that I think they skin the dog and wart skin and they were like it's
time to go to bed take care of the dog endings that's it yeah I mean bro it's
a free game oh there's like three different endings the fuck yeah death
ending how was I supposed to know that I'm supposed to shut all the
doors. Oh wait death ending as he gets you. Maybe it is time to go to sleep. Oh that's
Uber lane. He is not hungry anymore. He is not hungry anymore. Do the robot voices the creepiest
part. So does he just get in? Yeah but how do you shut the doors? The true ending.
I'm having a bad feeling about this.
Oh, you could lock the key, you lock all the doors.
And then you go to bed.
The brick!
The knife downstairs may work.
I'm darting out of that house, bro.
He's wearing my dog's skin.
He's not chasing me.
Oh, fuck now. What if he's in the basement?
Oh.
What's that?
That's the dog!
How are you?
Oh, take care of the dog. Oh my go-
You know how's this motherfucker not nervous right now? He ain't even looking at his peripherals!
Oh my god, are you gonna stab the dog?
What the fuck?
What is he doing? Why is he pumping the dog?
He's gonna go outside.
He's trying to kill it. That's the actual dog.
The real dogs in the basement. Or you gotta go outside.
That's it!
A portal? Does a portal suck him in?
don't tell me he's getting... is he gonna get probed by him?
Is this the rapture? Is he getting brought to heaven? What's happening?
And then he just disappears. And that's the game. Wow, holy cinema. I mean, I understand
why people recommended that. That's actually fucking amazing. That might be Game of the
Year, dude. We gotta fucking elect that. Is there still time to submit that for Game
of the year or fucking eight minute play time.
All right, chat, we're going to call that there.
WStrain, if you have any videos here,
watch, games you had to play,
videos you just have to give us
just have a time for specific things
that are much kids that play.
I'll be live tomorrow at like one EST.
We're going to be playing all of the skin stapler.
We played the demo for it.
It was great.
So we're going to be playing a full game tomorrow
into big walk with me, JoJo and some others
around like four.
Sunday, we've reacts. We'll watch that Gia ma video, a bunch of other videos into the UK versus US cereal review. Monday's a full random game day. We're going to be doing a weird game about sausage is Salamander County Public Television probably mold rise, maybe fog horn strounds to like half or half random Tuesday.
Tommy NFG we're going to be going over chats unpopular
or I guess controversial takes
and controversial gaining takes.
We're gonna do the main one for his channel
and then the gaming one for my gaining channel.
And then we're doing a 2v2 rainbow tourney with Jynxie.
I might not be on this team, but I'll be in it.
Wednesday next week, gas station case at like noon
into machine party, me, Fatmap, Max Taylor
and King Wolves that'll be in early stream.
Thursday, random game day.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, next week, not live.
17th, probably 2v2 every rank with Jynxy,
maybe machine party with Ron and Jynxy
and some other party random games.
18th, FNAF 2, till we beat it in the bunny suit,
random shit.
19th, charity stream for American Cancer Society
and REACTS, and then I'm going the 20th to the 23rd.
So I'm on for seven days, off three, on three,
off four, then we're back basically for obviously
rest of August, then all of September.
And we'll probably swap to our school year stream schedule
like last week of August, where I'll start streaming
at like 3pm, 3.30 weekdays, and then still
whenever on weekends.
But yeah, until then, we're still summer scheduled.
Appreciate y'all.
Glad to be back.
I hope you guys have fun watching out of fun time
streaming.
Take it to any of the follow-ups up,
etc.
And we're going to call that there.
Who will to raid?
Psycho beads and the sub Victoria for the thousand buddies caps. Thank you for the thousand buddies
What's the video on why don't believe it? God seem to use this you I?
Just haven't been able to articulate it my question the video about a year ago
I have any reviews about the topic change since then not really
Penge cat D and central for the sub fish caps creep and steam thinking for the sub who do we raid?
This is doing skin stapler I would raid him, but I'm playing that game tomorrow, so I don't want to spoil that
you. Uh Chris is on August
night.
JXC, we could rate JXC. in the
same team at the center back
position and now Liverpool
attacking and going for on the
Raucho. What is he doing? I've
I always feel bad, but I'm down to do it for the one time.
He was my streamer U, streamer U teammate.
Wait, is there anyone else that was,
is there anyone else that was on my team for streamer U
that's alive right now?
No, Yana and Mari.
Is Mari alive?
No, none of them are alive.
Not streamer U, streamer games, sorry.
We'll read Junko why not
This will be a one time now. I like rating I like writing smaller streamers normally
All right, appreciate y'all. Hope y'all fun and I'll catch all later saving it to the sub. I
Will see y'all tomorrow 1 p.m. You see be there be square
Bees see you guys tomorrow