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Everybody is letting it how is everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Friday everybody chat we are back

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We are back BACK. We are back from streamer games. I have been gone for

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Almost a week well not really I've been gone from this setup for a week

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But I was obviously co-streaming streamer games on the first and second

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But I've been gone the last four days and we're back now chat

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We have a lot of content to be made a lot of stories to tell and a lot of

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Streamer games and other things to react to and talk about Jonah

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Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you. They're gonna stop thinking with the 10 gifts

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It's also real quick

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anybody that's subbed or

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Or like, you know, just fucking said bit sent somebody ban the guy that said he was gonna say slur

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Just airing that out in chat. I'm gonna say this for banning

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What the fuck was I saying?

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Anybody that's subbed or said bits or anything like the first and second. I'm sorry. I wasn't able to read it

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I obviously was just co-streaming streamer games. I wasn't like actively reading chat or anything

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So sorry for that

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but

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Yeah, it was a fun fucking event. We're going to talk about it in a minute. We're going to react to our games

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If you if you weren't here for the past few days, I've been gone for like a week. I was in LA

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Didn't mean to do that. I was in LA

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I was doing streamer games the first and second

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We're going to actually react to my games today

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As well as other reacts and probably a game or two

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Um

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And then I was just what holy shit. Give me a second

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Holy shit, give me a second. Okay.

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All right, lock in. Anyways. Anyways.

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Lock in, lock in, lock in.

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I was gone for a week. I was at streamer games.

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I was vlogging as well.

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So there's going to be two different videos.

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One we're going to do today where I just kind of watch the games that I played

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and we're going to talk about them because some of you guys may have seen clips of me playing.

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But I haven't actually rewatched any of the footage myself

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or given any of my individual stories about the event.

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So we're going to be yapping about the event in general and watching the games.

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That'll be a video.

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And then I also have a vlog that Aiden, W. Aiden's editing,

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which is a mixture of like LA shit, first person body cam footage of the

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streamer games.

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And then I'm also going to have Aiden grab POVs from like

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Archie, Ron, Jynxie, Yana, Agent Stream, Martin Stream

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and kind of splice them together in order.

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So it's like my vlog of me landing in LA.

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my own footage of the streamer games, a bunch of POVs of different people of me in the streamer games.

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So it'll be like two different videos.

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You better pay for a lot.

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Yeah, no, I think this will be the highest paid vlog that I'll have because it's going to take a lot of editing.

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I told him, I was like, dude, if you're sourcing all these clips, like, I'm going to, you know, take your time.

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Like, I'll pay you whatever you need.

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But, yeah, I think that'll be a good video.

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But yeah, that's what we're doing.

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We're going to watch the streamer games today,

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Uh as well as the vlog that'll be coming out out of the streamer games

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Also, I believe Ludwig announced it so I could say it the collab that I was doing the day after so part of the reason

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That I haven't been live before past four days is because I was doing mogul money

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with Ludwig

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So that'll be out in like two weeks or so

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So that was like the day after so it wasn't like I just did stripper games and then talk off four days

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Like I was doing other shit as well

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But yeah, we're gonna watch streaming against today

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We're gonna do a little story time the vlog will be out at some point probably like two wish weeks if I had a guest

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Just because it's gonna take a little bit

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We're also gonna do regular reacts today

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There's a video that people have been spamming that golf cart actually interviewed me for

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Which is the only sure that cares we're gonna be watching that video today. Why whores the last real genre left

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I took an Amazon tribe. I know flashbang

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I took an Amazon tribesman to the world's most futuristic city

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And then we're probably gonna play

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Some random games today as well. So it'll be mainly reacts in story times, but we'll do

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Gaming today probably on the back end of stream tomorrow

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I'm gonna be doing skin stapler, which is a game. We played the demo of like six months ago. Maybe eight months ago

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It was actually a really good demo the full game drops tomorrow

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I think it's like two and a half three hours long. So we're gonna play that into the big walk with probably me JoJo and some other people

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Sunday, I'm doing reacts as well as the cereal swap me and small fries sent each other small fries and I sent each other UK and US

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cereals

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So we're gonna hop on a discord call on Sunday after I do reacts

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And I'm gonna rate the UK cereals. He sent me and he's gonna rate the US cereals

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Kind of similar to a snack swap. We did like over a year ago

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Monday, we're going to be doing random games probably a full random game day that day

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We're gonna be playing fucking bills must be played

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Probably fog horns drown or mold rise a weird game about sausages like there's a bunch of other games that you guys have been

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Recommending that we have to play so we're gonna do a random game day Monday Tuesday. We're doing a Tommy NFG collab

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We're going to be

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Rating we're gonna be doing two segments one

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We're gonna be doing chats controversial opinions and then a gaining one of chats controversial gaining opinions

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So we'll do two segments there and then I'm doing the jinksy 2v2 tournament Tuesday Wednesday

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I'll be live early early. We're gonna be doing the gas station case into a Kingwool's fat nap me

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Max Taylor collab. We're gonna be playing machine party, which is from the creators of

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of fucking buckshot roulette.

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Thursday, we're doing another random game day.

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Color fear drops, cave diver drops,

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bunch of new games drop that day.

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Next Friday, I'm not live.

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So we're live every day for the next week.

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Then I'm off Friday, Saturday, Sunday, next week.

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Then we're back Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

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17th, 18th, 19th, 17th, I'm probably doing 2v2

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every rank with Jinxie,

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maybe some other shit with Ron after.

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The 18th, I'm going to be doing the bunny costume,

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playing FNAF II until I beat it, as promised,

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from losing the Yugi Bro Vee Bro.

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And then the 19th, we're doing American Cancer Societies,

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charity stream and REAX, and then I'm gone for four days.

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And then we're back for the rest of the summer slash fall.

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That's the schedule.

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I know it's a lot.

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I know you probably absorbed none of that,

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but I needed to get that out because I haven't said

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the schedule since I've been gone

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for basically over a week.

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So it's a lot of collabs.

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It's a lot of games.

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Somewhere in the mix,

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we're also probably going to be doing

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a Long John Silver's review.

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That'll actually probably be the 30th of August.

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I have it soft scheduled.

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So probably like second to last day of August,

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I'm gonna rate the entire Long John Silver's,

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Long John Silver's menu review.

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What else?

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Fucking, I don't know.

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A bunch of other shit.

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That's the schedule though.

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Have you ever been to these little watch kids

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that are playing for you or stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff?

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I'm gonna stand through Dono's here

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and then we're gonna hop into what the story time

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the story time and all this other shit. Walk in. Don't send bits right now. I'm not going to be able

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to read them. I'm saying that right now. Subby, you think of the three. Green and Miguel for the

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sub. Ace for the sub. Tex, they give it a three. Cap, they give it a three. Are you going to be

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doing server games next year? I would, if you invited me. Kron, Ali, Lumie, Cheese for the sub.

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Noi, Nav, Lumie, Jayden, Mr. Danny for the sub. Glyzzie, you think of the three.

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Could you get your mouse to look at the discord? I can't get in. I can't really help you

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there. Since you played with Puffer and Droid, is there any chance you had ever played at

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Yeah, I didn't I don't know no Danny Jim Brie Brian phasing a mister for the sub air Mason RG for the sub Ashley for the three

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rap broke G foe and in

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DS chop thing if it's here to jaw a squirm it's

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Tom, I don't know on mr. Chris Asper lit

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WJ

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Shift quick stew a half knowledge Ahmed

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Triple the sea bass Uga

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Loose JV glissie. I'm not gonna be able to read any of these then take it with the five gifts vex in the end

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I think it was up deck lead DB of YB think of the thousand buddies

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Shass Caucasian Memphis take it to three sky OJ and NJ of the sub X bath mud unique

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I'm Jerry Dell. I APR mister. I got thinking for the thousand buddies nuclear Corp Ness. I'm skipping some of these

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I'm sorry mr. GW Dylan MC a ditty and

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And Tom Hagen, Dan Ard, Miley, Strav, Ace, and Subbi, thank you for the three.

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I'm sorry, chat. Please don't send bets. I will not read them right now.

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Jay, thank you for the three. Please do not send bets right now. I will not read them.

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I will not read them. Travis, thank you for the five gifted subs.

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Thank you for the five gifted NB, Gran, and Jay, thank you for the sub.

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Chats, are we ready to lock in?

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Luca for the sub and Lull, thank you for the sub as well.

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Chat, real quick, here's how this is gonna work.

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The vlog's gonna be its own thing, right? Aiden's shuffling that up.

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What we're gonna do today is I'm gonna give you a little story time about some of the things,

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and then we're gonna watch the streamer games events that I was in.

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Okay, maybe some of the other random ones as well, and then we're gonna get into the regular shit.

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So...

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Little rundown. I fly in, right?

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I... Here's the general play.

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I've never been to LA, a day in my life.

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I've never really wanted to go to LA,

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And it's not that I despise it by any means because I'd never been, but there was no reason that I wanted to go, right?

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I think LA is kind of a hub for creation and everything, which is good, but it's never been an area that I that I would want to live in.

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And after being there for a week, I could continue to say that I would never live there.

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Do I like LA? Yeah, it was nice. Would I ever want to live there? No, literally.

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No, no, no, no, no, no part of me, whatever.

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It's so, there's so much.

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It's too much at times.

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Anyways, I don't know.

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I feel like East Coast, I've always been an East Coast guy.

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I think if I ever had to live in my Cali,

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I would live in like San Diego because it's more chill.

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But I just think like the vibe of New York

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or like New York Philly, it's just better.

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Anyways, we heard you spilled your coffee

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on your hotel bed.

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How did you know that?

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How did who did I say that to I said that to somebody on stream? I think it might have been Martin

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Yeah, I did spell my I did spell my coffee on my hotel bed

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All right lock in bro. Let me tell the story fuck. All right, so I land

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and it's like 11 a.m. In LA and

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I have literally nothing to do I land and I'm starving

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I check into the hotel and I just kind of start vlogging and I'm like, I'm really hungry

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I need to go get food so I go to this bar and

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And the next day streamer games. So this is Friday, which would be the last day in July and the next day at like 10 a.m. Is streamer games

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but I'm like, you know, it's only like 11 a.m. Might as well have a drink. So I got like a fried chicken and

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corn bread pancake

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And then I crushed like three beers. Um, I

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Remember watching Jinxie stream in the fucking restaurant and I was just kind of like stim maxing out

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And I stumble out of there and I realized I'm kind of buzzed

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So I'm like all right. Let me go on a little adventure to a dispensary

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So I wander around and I end up having the same problem

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I had in San Diego where if you look up dispensary the majority of them are like delivery services

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And when you actually walk to the place itself, it's just like a fucking parking lot

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So I end up finally finding an actual dispensary. I go in I buy a bunch of edibles

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I end up getting like a thousand milligram ten and as the lady's checking me out. She goes

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I love your videos by the way, and I go oh my god

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I feel like a degenerate right now because I'm a little buzz standing in a dispensary buying edibles at like probably

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1230 on like a Friday and

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I'm only an ally for like six days. So like some like real bum shit, right?

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And so I go back go back to the hotel and I fall asleep for like four hours

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I fall asleep for like four hours, which is in hindsight probably a terrible play because I needed to be up early the next day

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but I wake up and

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it's like

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Seven it's like five. It's like probably like five or six p.m

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And I go get dinner and I come back and as I come back. I see some of the international team and

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It's celbit and Enzo and they're talking to each other and

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And then like the whole international team shows up and I shake everybody's hand. I'm talking to them and

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they're like we're actually going to get the Korean barbecue if you want to come and

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Keep in mind. This is the part of the story that I haven't I haven't let on yet

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20 minutes prior. I had eaten an edible and

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They're like we're going to get Korean barbecue and I just eaten so I was like, oh, I just ate

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They're like no come come. I'm like, okay

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So I ended up like ubering after because I had to go put shit down. I had a phone call and

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I show up or as I'm going everywhere in LA by the way

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This is one of the things that I fucking hated about LA you have to uber everywhere

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It's like it's the city's huge, but it's not walkable like it's not a walkable city

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So everywhere you go you have to like take a car or a taxi or like a line bike

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You have to uber everywhere the transit sucks the public transportation is terrible

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So you have to Uber everywhere and Ubering everywhere.

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It's like $70 an Uber and it's just fucking stupid.

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It's not like, yeah, I understand.

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Before anybody says you're a millionaire, by the way.

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I know I have the money for it.

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It's just dumb, right?

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It's like the way the city is set up is stupid.

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Like one of the dumbest things was last day,

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I'll loop back in a second.

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The last day I Ubered from my hotel to Santa Monica

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because I really wanted to see the boardwalk

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because it's the shit that's in fucking GTA, right?

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And I'm like, I need to see the beach in LA

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if I'm going to LA, like so I've got to go to Santa Monica.

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So it's a 21 minute Uber from my hotel to Santa Monica,

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$65, okay, you know, a little overpriced, but that's fine.

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I get there, I walk around,

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there's a lot of fat squirrels in LA by the way,

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a lot of really fat, chubby squirrels in LA.

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I think they get, if they're kind of like pigeons

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in New York, they just have the life, you know,

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everything's handed to them.

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So I get there, I walk around in Santa Monica,

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I walk to the end, I go, this shit,

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they stole the shit from GTA, blah, blah, blah,

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classic, you know, tourist joke.

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And then I leave, right?

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And I go and at this point, this is the last day I'm there,

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I'll loop back to the first day.

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It's 4 p.m. and I have to meet Ben, my manager,

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in Vinny, out at like six, Vinny Hacker.

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And so I'm like, oh, I got enough time,

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it's a 21 minute Uber back.

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And I planned on doing a stupid vlog segment where I go to Erwan, the most expensive grocery store.

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And so I'm like all over to Erwan and then I'll all over back to the hotel, review the Erwan and then go out, right?

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Keep in mind, Hotel Santa Monica, 21 minute over, Erwan's in the middle from Santa Monica to Erwan was 45 minutes.

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Why? I don't know. I don't know if traffic kicked up. It's around 5 p.m. Don't know what happened. 45 minutes halfway back 21 full there 45 half back

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$70 uber. So I get in the uber because I have no other choice and I go and I walk into Erwan. It's a rich people store

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Shocker. It's literally what they say in the videos. Maybe a little overripe honestly. I buy a bunch of shit. I buy rotisserie chicken

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I buy all this other stuff. I'm gonna review blah blah blah sushi all this other shit

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So I get all this stuff then I call an uber from Erwan back to the hotel $80

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$80 about $150 one way one way the back and it was another 40 minutes

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I get back I review like

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15 things from Erwan in 10 minutes shoved my face full put the rest in the corner

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I end up eating a lot of it when I get back that night, but

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But I just speedrun that shit. That's why LA traffic sucks

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Back to the first day so I

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Get invited to go out first day with the international people

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salve it and so

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and

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literally and Ludwig and like two other people and the whole team basically and

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And they're all super nice probably the nicest team there if I'm being honest really wholesome two people from Australia

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Entries from Nigeria Salah's from Portugal and it's while it was there. He's from France

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really fun

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I'm on an edible in the car on the way to this Korean barbecue place and it's hitting and

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I'm pretty high and

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I'm going fuck

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I'm gonna have to have like real conversations with these people that I've really like never talked to you before

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outside of Navy Selbit and

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There's not a language barrier, but they all have accents and I'm really high

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So I show up and I sit down we all talk ended up being fine

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We ended up drinking soju as well

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Well, Ludwig shows up, we all talk about the events,

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blah, blah, blah, what we want to do, end up leaving.

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And now it's like 11 p.m.

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And I have the option of either A,

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going back and going to sleep

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because I have to be up in nine hours for streamer games

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or I could meet Jinxie at Epastal,

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a fancy Italian restaurant.

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So I go, well, I've never met Junko.

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Let's go meet Jinxie.

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So I get in a fucking other Uber

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and I show up at this Italian restaurant

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at probably 11 40 at night.

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And I walk in and let me tell you,

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Jinxie is exactly how he is on stream in person.

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It is legitimately work.

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It's not a character.

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He is word for word, the same guy on and off stream,

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literally one to one.

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There's nothing different.

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I show up, shake his hand, he's wearing,

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we're at the, it's like a fancy Italian place.

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I sit down, I shake his hand, and we sit down,

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we're just like yapping, you know, about streamer games

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and just like other shit in general.

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Waiter comes up, keep in mind the whole menu

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is in Italian.

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Italian and then they have like under it

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what it is in English, right?

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so you would order the menu item in Italian

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and then under his English.

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I order a glass of wine, they have a glass of wine.

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The bread shows up, as the bread shows up,

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the waiter shows up to take our order.

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Jinxie dives into the bread, right?

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I take a piece of bread, he takes a piece of bread.

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He's about to order, but he goes one second

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to bite the piece of bread

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and it's this hard French bread, right?

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Like the hard French bread.

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You know where the outsides are like, like crust?

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He bites into it and it's like a hockey puck.

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And he goes,

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and he like tears it off and he starts laughing

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and he spits a little out.

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And then he's like, he's like one minute.

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So then I order instead first.

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Or we had, we had a meeting a minute

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and waiters just standing there like hovering over us.

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And he's mouth's full of dry ass bread.

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And they go, what do you want?

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And Jinxie goes, I'll have the chicken pasta.

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And the waiter goes, the waiter like holding a pen

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and paper goes, chicken pasta.

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Chicken pasta.

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Okay, what like and he's like what pasta he goes. I don't know he goes do you want it spicy and

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He's like no, and then they go white or red blah blah blah

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I know just going I'll have the same thing just spicy and white instead of red

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Like I didn't what like marinara sauce

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And so you walks away and in my head. I'm going this waiter thinks we don't we like we shouldn't be here

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Like this is, we're wearing, I'm wearing like shorts

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and like a graphic tee.

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I'm wearing shorts and a graphic tee

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and he's wearing like shorts and a regular t-shirt

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and we're at like a nice restaurant

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where the waiter's wearing like basically a suit

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and he has to bring it out.

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We end up eating.

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It was just really funny interaction.

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And then I end up going home or not going home,

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going to the fucking hotel.

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Passing out waking up for streamer games.

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We show up and on your guys' end,

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streamer games started at like five EST, two PST.

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We had to show up like four hours prior.

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So I'm there, we're doing like a run through of the event,

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how the games are gonna work,

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what are the rules for like cameras

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and all this other stuff.

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And we ended up getting our uniforms,

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our locker room, blah, blah, blah, all this other stuff.

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So I'm there for like four hours before it starts.

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And I had eaten breakfast at like 9 a.m.

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I'm already hungry and then the streamer games start.

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And it's the 100 meters.

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And it's the 100 meters.

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And I'll show that in a second.

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We'll talk about that in a minute.

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We're gonna fast forward to the end of the first day.

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I'm gonna get out these stories

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and then we're gonna watch the games.

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We're gonna watch the games in a minute.

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I'll give my whole spiel on that in a second.

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Two things.

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Day one, there was a guy that streaked on the field

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and jumped in front of Ron as he had a bow and arrow.

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That guy was a fucking dork loser.

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I said outwardly in front of everybody,

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somebody should have jawed the piss out of him.

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I don't care that, you know, he wasn't harassing

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or like hurting anybody.

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You ran in front of streamers holding bow and arrows

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for your 20 viewer kick stream, you're a loser.

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Somebody should have hit your phone with a hammer, you pussy.

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He ended up getting banned on like every platform.

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It's just so stupid.

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Ron literally, these are like untrained streamers

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holding bow and arrows, like sharp arrows.

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And he, as Ron shoots it,

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this guy runs in front with his shirt off and just goes,

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woo!

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And he's holding a stupid Samsung Galaxy

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to his fucking chat.

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There's one guy in chat going,

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that's totally that ass, dude.

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This will be a great clip.

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Yeah, this will be on Yawksix.

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This will go on Yawksix, dude.

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This will really skyrocket the career.

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Apparently used there all day.

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Security next day was way more intense.

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Like I'm talking like 10 times as many fucking people.

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Anyways, also second day,

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the whole crowd kept screaming at me

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to take my shirt off.

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I gotta say this, I gotta say this.

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One last thing, okay, two more things actually.

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Number one, crowd was awesome.

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Really appreciate the support from you guys.

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Really appreciate the support from you guys.

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I did not expect that many people to be there

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and also be fans of me, cause it's in LA.

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I just assumed it would be like all LA, like Stringer fans.

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So thank you to everybody that popped out.

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I'm sorry I didn't take pictures with everybody.

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There was just a lot of people.

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Like last day, I just like ran by

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and high fived everybody.

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Cause there was a bunch of people that were like,

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Dude, come take a picture outside at the end.

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I was like, brother, if I leave a hundred of you

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are gonna surround me and it's gonna be horrible.

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So I was like, fuck no.

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I like signed some people's stuff.

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There was one dude that had a Marcus Aurelius book

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that I signed, Go To Die.

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I didn't even meet him.

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It was Tyler brought it to me and I signed it.

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I didn't even know where he was.

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I like handed some people like,

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they give us like a little trading cards.

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I give people some of those and shit,

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but I tried to interact with like some of y'all,

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But yeah, no, I think like the it would have been very overwhelming if I'd like gotten into the crowd to take photos

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Yeah, La Pro, I'm not watching your video right now, man. I'm sorry

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Refund that I just bad timing

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Creator weirdo parent fake you think of the sub V tech take of the thousand buddies. Have you seen the thirst traps of me?

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Yeah, that's why I didn't want to take my shirt off

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I

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Don't dislike the thirst traps people are making of me

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But I know that's why the people in the crowd were saying that because if I had taken my shirt off it would have been worse

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There would have been more to right now. No, no

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My gosh

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Lost opportunity the bro's not feeding into it. Oh my god. No, I will say some of the edits

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Boosted my ego a little bit

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So they were pretty chill they're pretty chill Joe Dart

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Joe Dart yeah people are eyes

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I was apparently called slow Bart during the hundred and Joe Dart during box dodge ball

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Ellen and stinky thinking the sub as the SW and Philo thinking for the five don't think that's right now

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I'm not gonna be able to read them a Jay Kroc

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Surge a ZH I see sloth Chanel

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I me seeks big toe Ashton a Z JJ Lil pleura and and Leo thinking for the sub

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She's a Brian taking for the sub,

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Phasing for the sub as well, Serena, Jasmine, Shower taking for the three,

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Go to Vio and Alex taking for the sub.

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Alright, anyways, yeah, I did see the add-ups of me.

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Also, make sure we read from the person that redeemed video of choice.

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I'm not doing that right now. Apologies.

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What was I gonna say?

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Oh, the guy jumped into the crowd, blah, blah, blah, end of day one.

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IDK taking for the 20 gift-ids!

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IDK won taking for the 20 subs.

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We've got a set thing for the 20 gif fids lock back and thank you for the 20 subs end of day one

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Me Martin and niz go out some of y'all might know niz some of y'all might not he streams

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He has a lot knows a lot of people works with my and alveas great guy, you know Martin that Martin kid slushy noobs

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Hamza that dynamic duo Martin was there. So

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Me Martin and niz end up going to get falafel

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After streamer games at a place called Z Flothos like 930 or like 10 p.m. At night

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We order we sit down. It is me Martin niz parking lot

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So we're talking and we're just having a casual conversation about the day blah blah blah niz starts going whoa

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Whoa, whoa, I'm like what the fuck so I turn because I want to see what the hell he's talked about because he's looking in the parking lot

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And there's like a Mercedes or there's a BMW or a messa at Mercedes. I think it was a jet black Mercedes

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with the

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driver's side door wide open driving away and

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All first glance I'm going oh, they just like hit a car in the parking lot or some shit

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Then I look further and Martin already told this story. I think on their podcast. So you might have seen this

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There's a grown-ass man

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Visually choking this woman in in the driver's seat with his hand on the steering wheel like on top of her like choking her

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bad like like like choking the fuck out of her and

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So we all stand up like rock it up because we're like what the fuck

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We walk over we're like dude niz walks back because he already has phone out

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He walks back tells the employees inside because we were sitting outside on like the little patio area

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He calls 911 instantly and we're like dude. What the fuck get out of the car?

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He stands up gets out of the car. She gets out of the car

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He's holding the keys and he's like she's trying to drive away with my fucking car

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And we're like dude

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This looks bad

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Like in the nicest possible way this looks bad, right?

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We're going I I'm not we're sitting there screaming at the guy and we're going okay, man

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Let her drive away call the cops on her. You know like you can't

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We're sitting there. I'm going even if she was trying to steal your car

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Turns out we found out they were dating by the way

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So like he was acting like she was like some random woman stealing his car and he was like protecting himself

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They were boyfriend and girlfriend. So it might have been his car, but she was in his car trying to drive away

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I don't know if they had an argument or what?

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But yeah, he was like choking her

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So we call the cops they end up just like wrapping around the car like pulling at each other for like

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two three minutes and Martin is like

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In there not in their face, but Martin's like yelling at the guy and I end up

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Grabbing Martin and I go they're fine right now, right?

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We should not step in this guy might kill us, right?

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And Mars like yeah, we got a backup miss at the same thing we go grab Martin because we're like this guy might have a gun

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We don't know what mindset this guy's under who he is or like the cops are on the way

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They're out of the car. They're not punching each other. They're just holding each other

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Like leave it as is right now

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Was he buff like prison tattoos no, I mean he was a big guy I wasn't that close to him now

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So we're on the phone with the cops

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and I'm like, I think they're drunk

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and they're like, what makes you think that?

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And I'm like, it's a Saturday night in LA

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where buy like four bars at the time.

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And they're arguing about leaving early.

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Like clearly this is like an abusive relationship

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where they're like on and off, but like fully on and off.

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And in my head, Martin says this before I do.

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Martin's like, if they're doing this in public,

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Their private relationship is horrible.

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How old were they?

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They were probably like 30.

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They were older than me.

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Like maybe like late 20s, early 30s.

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So we were like, yeah, if they're in public

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and they're fighting like this,

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it's gotta be way worse.

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So the cops show up and it's like one cop car,

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dude gets out with the other cop

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and then out of nowhere like a movie scene,

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probably 12 police officers sprint at this guy.

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And he goes, shoot me.

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Doesn't resist, which was what was,

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he says, shoot me, but then doesn't resist.

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Immediately just gets handcuffed.

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And they bring him to the cop car, they're talking to him.

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And as he's walking to the car,

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he like looks at us and goes like this.

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Like he's disappointed in us.

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And I'm like, what did he want us to do?

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I'm like, regardless of whether or not you're in the right or the wrong, we saw both of you fighting.

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We have to call the police.

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Like, he like looked at us like he was like disappointed.

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And I have a body kit for the two kids release bro. Listen, listen, listen.

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So they, they arrest him.

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She runs, runs away.

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Like, she's four blocks down in the parking lot, like walking away.

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And I'm like, and before before the cops even showed up, they tried to leave like both of them tried to leave and we were like you guys can't leave this will be way worse if you leave.

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Like you have to stay here and we're telling them that because we're like dude, we already call the cops they have your license plate if you leave this is terrible.

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Somebody said title question mark mods. Please don't mess with me right now.

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I want to tell this story. Please don't change title. All right. All right, lock in. Please don't change title. Genuinely. I'm actually asking my mods. Please do not change title.

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Anyways

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they go get her and

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She comes back like three minutes later. They're talking to us and they're like interviewing. They're like what the hell happened blah blah blah

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And we're kind of telling them our story and they're like would you like stay here for a bit brother? We're like we got to go

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Like we didn't plan on being at this fucking falafel shop for nine hours

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You know, I'm like we've been here and we're supposed we're eating while this is happening and my appetites

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just ruined because like the food comes out as the cops show up and I'm like yeah okay maybe dinner

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in a show but like it's not a good one um they interview us they end up uh they need my id and

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he has to read my name he goes oh I know you guys and he's like aren't you dead I went cold

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Cold, LAPD officer hits me with the dead joke.

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Oof.

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Ha ha ha.

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He goes, aren't you dead?

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I'm like, ugh.

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As we're talking, this is a GTA lobby,

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which is hilarious because this is literally LA.

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A man with a megaphone shows up out of nowhere

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and starts chirping the guy that got arrested.

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With a megaphone, like a big megaphone,

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out of nowhere, he was not here previously,

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just walks up in the middle,

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has, I don't know if he walks around town with a megaphone,

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he shows up with a megaphone, he starts going,

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they got your ass, you fucking pussy, blah, blah, blah.

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The dude that's handcuffed is like,

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oh fuck your mom or some shit,

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like some lame ass comeback.

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The dude with the megaphone goes,

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my mom's a fucking homeless heroin addict,

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So you'd be doing her a favor.

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And I wish I like asked right after he said that

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I started recording and then he,

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the cops told him to walk away.

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I wish I had this.

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I've word for word that's what he said.

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He was like, my mom's a homeless hair on that.

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And so you'd be doing her a favor or some shit,

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like good on you.

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And then bro, it's like literally felt like

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it was like GTA RP.

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Like the least real thing that could have happened

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in that moment was that guy showing up

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a megaphone and doing that

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so we end up leaving and

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Streamer games next day. We end up finishing. I have no food in my stomach. We go out that night. I get really drunk

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sloppy drunk potentially

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We go sit outside of the bar

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We're smoking a joint right when the joint gets finished a dude in a charger

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does a burnout in the middle of the intersection drives away as he drives away and LAPD officer

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turns his lights on and the dude floors it and now I'm watching a police chase and I'm going

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this is back to back days is this normal in LA and I turn and I look at Ludwig and I go is this

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normal and he goes yeah I go what the fuck and I just walk back inside I'm like this is just

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I'm seeing like a literal crime be not like a crime like petty theft or something like I'm watching like police chases

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And people get arrested every day

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so

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I go in we end up going to like

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We're supposed to go to an after party after

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And what was the after party and then an after after party and I uber there

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And it's me selbit and wada in the car

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We show up. We're in a random neighborhood. It's pitch black. Turns out in LA there are multiple places with the same exact address but different zip code.

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And I didn't know that. So it was like a blank blank blank this street. There's like three of them. And I ubered to the wrong one. Like 20, 30 minutes away.

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So I'm fucking hammered and I go I'm over and back so I get back in an Uber

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I'm like I'm done I'm not getting to this after-party about 20 minutes on the Uber

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ride back wave of nausea hits me and I go I'm never I I've said this and I'll

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all die on this fucking pedestal I am never in my life throwing up in an

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Uber never I will never be a person that throws up in a car okay outside of

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maybe like car sickness, but I'm saying being too drunk.

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So I go, I eat this, right?

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So, you know, I hit it with one of these.

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Heavy breathing type shit.

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Lock in of the century, yes, Brady.

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We pull up, I don't throw up.

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I didn't eat the vomit, no, I didn't throw up

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in my mouth, that'd be disgusting.

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We show up, get out of the car,

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I walk in to the hotel, go into the lobby bathroom

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and instantly empty just straight liquid into the toilet.

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I walk out, I go, I said I'd never throw up in a maneuver.

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Wash my hands, drink a water.

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I go, thank you, Salva, for taking care of me.

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And then I go upstairs and I fall asleep.

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I think part of the problem was

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I was drinking pretty heavily already

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And I had no food in my stomach.

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I had four chicken wings, five.

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Five chicken wings and like five french fries.

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And earlier on into the night,

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I sang One Last Breath by Creed,

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which kind of just set the tone.

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I was doing karaoke and about like 20 minutes in,

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I sang One Last Breath and that's usually a closer.

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So if I'm opening with a closer,

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that's just gonna be, you know, bad news.

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And then I woke up cripplingly hungover, recovered,

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did no gold money.

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And then I kind of bummed out, blah, blah, blah.

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That's the trip.

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Now let's watch Stringer games.

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Angel, Subbi, Dragon, Tobias, Prime, Young, Cole

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for the sub case.

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Oh, dog take it if it's here too.

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Aleth and Brick take it if it's 3.

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Wiggles, 404, Jay, and Oxity take it if it's 3.

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What a story.

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Yeah, we're going to bounce around.

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Chat actually lock in.

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We're going to watch the whole 7 and 1 1⁄2 hour

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vaudev both days.

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Now. Instant go. Instant go. Where is it? Measure. This is day two. Hawke word. That close. Give

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them a. Oh my god. I think right after here I talk. Yeah.

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Hitler is the captain off of single. Oh, terrible hairdo. Oh my god.

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You already and also just team leadership from being. Yeah. We did. We did a lack

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Tyler, for those of you that don't know, my team was me, Mari, Yana, Jinxie, and Tyler won the father Joe. Let me ask

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He asked who I think's gonna win and chat

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I had met Enzo the night previously the Nigerian international player this motherfucker

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Says he runs for fun. He chases tires down the road

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When he was a kid and he plays soccer all the time and I go I'm losing this race

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So that was about how I knew that would go. So let's go to the actual fucking race

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Which was probably the most shopped hundred meters to start out. Oh

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He already okay here it is

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Come on he's ready to go so reputations are on the line on the hundred meter dash the signature event

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Yo, Jason and Suku, yo, those two should have been instant D qualified from this race and watched or disqualified summer Olympics

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Who is going to reign supreme?

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What is the name to uh, Rinenzo from night? Let's let's slow let's slow this down

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Jiri announcement I've ever heard but we're gonna go down to the field with stands. Wait

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Just listen. Just listen. Just listen and watch. Just listen and watch. I just want to just approve the point

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And he's gonna call this one off. Let's go.

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It's almost like that was like a, like a false start by everyone.

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That was the most aura in announcement I've ever heard, but we're going to go down to the field with stands and he's going to call this one off. Let's go.

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Jason runs into my lane instantly.

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I had to move him out of the way.

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You'll see it in the top end.

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Also, I'm so slow, dude.

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I'm so slow.

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God, it's just like a fucking sack of mud

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through the fucking... dude, I literally said

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I felt like I was dragging mud.

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Bad.

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I just started jogging at the end.

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Suku finishes in, like, lane 4

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when he started in lane 9.

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I need to read why she already fly. Oh my god. Zoil. I love you. What's up, bro? Here it is. Watch this

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Jason instantly does Jason doesn't understand

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That you don't run a curved start

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So Jason thinks this is his lane

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when this is his lane. You see how he's running the curve in a straight. In my lane. In my lane,

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there are in each other's lanes. There are in each other's lanes. What's happening? Zuku hitting a

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jersey slide. As a Frenchman hitting a jersey slide across every lane in the track.

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I think Enzo's the only guy that stayed in his lane all the time.

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And we finish. And I know at the end I literally say this. I go and I need this to be known.

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I appreciate everybody going Joe only lost because of the false starts. No.

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Before we even ran the second race, for those of you that don't know,

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we had to run this again because of this because they couldn't dequeue everybody

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because then only two people would have gotten points. I knew I was getting second.

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getting second. Enzo was gapping me. Regardless of Jason standing in front of me, Enzo is

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.5 seconds faster than me, objectively. He would beat me in a 100 meters, probably 98

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times out of 100. Unless I had a perfect start. So, I go, I literally walk up to Stance,

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who is the head coach, and I go, give Enzo one, me two, and make everybody else rerun

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it. And they're like, no, you all have to rerun it. I go, the same thing's going

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happen and I'm not sitting here wanting Enzo to get DQ'd. I go everyone should have gotten DQ'd but

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I understand the point of like you can't do that because this isn't just a regular track meet.

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So we end up having to rerun it at the second half and then we go to musical chairs.

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Now musical chairs was like death dude. This is the hottest day in LA. We have our hands on

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head. I just ran the one and I'm dehydrated at this point and we're just wandering around chairs

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and part of the I guess I was right here. I like faked people out and I didn't even mean to do it.

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There was like a pause in the music and I half sat down or I didn't even sit. I went like this

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to sit and then I think it was Lydia Violet and Mr. Keen right next to me sat and then stood up and I went

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because Ludwig was like we never even went over the rules and he was like if you sat

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when the music didn't stop you're out and I was like I didn't sit down and so I pointed them

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it was right wait I want to I don't know if they do the replay

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I said four people sat down everybody don't I'd appreciate if you got to be

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walking walking I'm no standing still I'm no standing still oh this is this is

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before this is before all right so he does it right here

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Where is it?

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Oh no it's the next one too.

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More people got out.

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This game it was like torture by the way.

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Musical chairs was actually my least favorite event.

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I want to see some walking.

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Bro where am I out?

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No I'm still in.

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When the fuck did I pump fake people?

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Was it that late into musical chairs?

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I feel like it was like round three.

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It might've been so much later.

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I was right here, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.

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Walk right at the top here.

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I didn't know.

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Jason, we're walking.

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So I fake and three of them instant sit down

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and everyone goes to sit.

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So it was like actually like six people.

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I was the first one to lean for it.

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I didn't even know.

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Like people were like, oh, Joe meant to do that.

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I did not mean to do that shit.

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I actually thought the music,

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because there's a pause in the music.

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We're walking.

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Look at that fast reaction time though, Pippus.

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Dang.

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Dang.

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Dang.

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Jason, we're walking.

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I thought the tune would have been it cutting.

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So I have to, I thought, oh, the music didn't stop.

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And then Keem sits in my chair.

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And then they all got out.

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I ratted on them Insta.

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Insta.

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Dequeen.

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Dequeen.

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You're dequeen if you said.

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You are dequeen if you said.

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I was like, you're getting out of the instant replay, I was like, y'all are good.

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Where the music ended, you are out!

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No! Hey guys, I would love to do honor system,

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but if you're gonna make my rest, go to the bot, we will!

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There's so many people that sat, though.

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And then I end up immediately getting out.

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I'm sitting next to, like, nice wig and somebody else.

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Who else was I standing next to?

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Oh, and Salvat.

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It was me, Salvat, and nice wig,

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like one of us is getting out here and it was me so I end up shit in the bed on musical chairs

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then what happens oh then it's paper airplane toss I didn't I wasn't in this event though the

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funny thing though was uh I'm standing next to jinksy I'm standing next to jinksy and I'm watching

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paper airplane toss and cutie's up like on the line and she has like a flag to measure the wind

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And Jinxie's like, I heard QT was folding paper for like seven hours for this event.

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And I turn to him and I'm like, I hope she knows dives this airplane right now.

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And it instant crashes and then agent literally builds just basically a snowball.

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Cheese is the system throws it and wins or like gets really far, which was funny.

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Ah, then what?

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Oh, then it was halftime show back to the hundred, which was just straight ass.

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Sorry!

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Okay, also, I'm not eating the head of lettuce, and here's why.

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The race was scuffed off rip, and also, watch, I start jogging at the end.

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I start jogging at the end. I'm saying this right now.

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I said it, I said it to my chat. I literally typed in my chat

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during the streamer games, even though I was co-streaming.

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I said I'm not eating that fucking head of lettuce.

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I don't give a fuck. I ran a 12-2. I had no spikes, no starting blocks,

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and I started jogging at the end, and it was the second hundred of the day.

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I'm not a scammer. That's fair any second he's duty fucked it up your watch

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Wait, look at the start

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He got straight nose loud too, everybody was just fucking booing.

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I had to explain this to Jason too. Like while we're running, I'm going, dude, while we're

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lined up here, he goes, no, you're in this lane. I go, Jason, look at the, and I'm going

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like this if you watch the bottom going look at your fucking number I go you're

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running straight why are you running the curve and he's like no he literally if

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I didn't tell him he would have done it again sorry audience are you ready I jog

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at the end. I jog at the end. Right here I start slowing down. Because I was not catching

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his ass. But I also was, I was definitively getting second. Why though? Because why would

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you keep running? Second place finish. They end up doing archery. Do they show? Wait,

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did you guys see on the main broadcast the guy that ran in front? I don't know if

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They showed that

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Like maybe only the IRL strings they showed it. Oh, that was a

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Where was it

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They did

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There I feel like it was like way later into archery though. It was like near the end of it

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They might have cut it out

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It was just right there. Yeah, I think they cut it in the VOD probably. Oh

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I think that might have been him like laying on top of the guy. I

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Don't know it was stupid though

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Probably better than they cut it out. Oh my god crate stack. I'm actually skipping over this crate stack our team was doomed

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I gotta say this hindsight 2020. There's a lot of events. I would have switched up

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I think me and Jinxie shouldn't have done half and half which we'll get to in a minute on day two me and him ship the bed

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I think Yana and Mari probably would have had steadier hands. I think Tyler or me should have done bull riding

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I think Jinxie could have done crate stack and it just would have been our throwaway event instead

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There was nobody on our team that would have been good at crate stack. Okay, Maya had like the perfect setup for crate stack

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So did Martin. It's just like bro. You have somebody on your team. That's literally five feet tall. It's like

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You're you're golden five feet tall good balance. Oh

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Instant when this event took like two hours

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They just had a stack crate as high as they could without falling

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Tyler did well Tyler ended up cutting the shit out of his hand

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I don't know if they showed that either you to go to the med tent get it like all wrapped up

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You had like five band-aids on his fucking hands. I

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I don't know what happened. I think when he slept he like cut his hand on one of the crates

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And then it was volleyball. I don't know where our game is

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France, Mexico

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That's UK

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Volleyball we had some good plays, but I did get a little aggro

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Oh, you have to do it, bro.

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They should have done it.

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It's over.

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Y'all on a season.

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Joe Borg hits it back.

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Y'all, I got to say this.

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I got to say this.

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I got to say this.

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The most basic flick back.

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Like, the most basic flick back, I think, ever,

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and people are like,

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why weren't you hyped up?

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I'm like, I can't hype myself up for that.

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I'm like, that is...

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I saw some people make an edit through like greatest volley.

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I'm like, bro.

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I was like, this is like regular gym volleyball.

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Like, I was like, when my team has the ball,

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I face my team and then I'm going to hit it behind me.

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I was like, it's not.

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And I saw some people, okay, there was one thing

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during PKs, when I, spoiler alert, I miss a shot.

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Mari holds up her hand for a high five

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and there were people editing my peripheral view

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on whether or not I recognized Mari

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held up a hand for a high five and I dubbed it.

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I would have high-fived Mari if I had saw

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that Mari held up a hand to high five,

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just because it was in my vision doesn't mean

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I consciously recognized she was doing that.

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I had my sunglasses that I was putting down

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and I was just pissed off looking in another direction.

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I wasn't focused on that.

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I didn't mean to, she held up her hand

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and I walked past her and I feel bad.

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But people were like, you're such a dickhead.

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fucking annoying.

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Or after volleyball, or not volleyball, after dodgeball people like Joe's acting like he's exhausted.

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I was!

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I smoke and drink more than the average person probably.

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I don't do cardio.

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It was 90 degrees outside.

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I'm dehydrated and I'm nervous.

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Yeah, I was exhausted.

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Yes, throwing five dodgeballs made me tired

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Anyways, I think we win this

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I love volleyball though, I was talking to Tyler one and he agreed with me he was like bro

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We should do I I know you have to have individual events and like meme events because obviously it's like an entertaining streamer tournament

56:49.560 --> 56:51.560
I just wish there was like

56:52.400 --> 56:59.320
Next year he should just do way more bracketed team shit do more dodgeball do more volleyball do more

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PKs right like I think that shit's so much more fun

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Where you're like getting your whole team involved and you're kind of like working a rotation

57:10.280 --> 57:14.800
It's just like you could play into your strengths better on any team

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Like you even you see how we're staggered like they're like

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How every team sets up is based off how they play

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Yeah, Jinx he heads it and everybody freaks out and then he tried and then he just only kept having the ball

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It was a good volume.

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I think there should have been way more team events like volleyball and dodgewall were unbiasedly the most entertaining events. No, you're you're definitely right. I think

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get rid of crate stack.

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Fun event get rid of crate stack or minimize it in some way that event no joke took two hours.

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That event was so because it was like eight minute rounds and it was bracketed.

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It just took too long. It took an hour and 30 minutes. Yeah, I like it was fun

58:21.240 --> 58:25.880
I think if I cut one event it would be that I think bull riding was really entertaining. I think you were toss

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It's just fun the hundred. Yeah, you just keep that because it's like, you know the starting event

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But I think you add more I

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You know what I honestly want to say get rid of the duo events get would make it solo and squad

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Cut out half and half and cut out uh crate stack add instead to squad events

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Maybe that's biased for me. Jixi's in chat

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Bro, I read his chat just now. I was gonna say maybe that's biased because me and jixi got fucking seventh in half and half

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But I just feeling it would have been basketball. Oh hell no

59:03.600 --> 59:08.560
No, if I if we didn't do like pick up basketball, I would suck so much ass at that

59:10.160 --> 59:11.120
That would have been bad.

59:11.120 --> 59:13.320
Canada off of Jinx's header!

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I'm out of breath!

59:15.120 --> 59:16.800
Tug of war, unfair.

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Can't do it.

59:18.360 --> 59:19.360
It's two to four!

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You can't do tug of war.

59:21.440 --> 59:23.240
You can't do tug of war when you have streamers

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that vary in height and weight from five foot to six nine,

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a hundred pounds to three hundred pounds.

59:29.240 --> 59:31.240
Like it's, you could do kickball.

59:31.600 --> 59:34.040
You could do, but the problem with kickball

59:34.040 --> 59:35.880
is kickball would take fuck of four hours.

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But you couldn't do a bracket of kickball.

59:39.520 --> 59:44.520
I wish you did one inning on each side and just bracket it.

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Canada has a chance!

59:46.120 --> 59:48.320
Cornhole, make Cornhole twos.

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Oh!

59:49.720 --> 59:51.520
Oh!

59:51.520 --> 59:55.120
If you added Cornhole, I think I would have fucking,

59:55.120 --> 59:58.520
I literally would have been like one of those,

59:58.520 --> 01:00:01.840
like pro Cornhole tourney edits.

01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:05.400
I would have, I genuinely would have sung four of them.

01:00:05.400 --> 01:00:06.440
Ping pong?

01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:08.880
Bro, I really wanna do this.

01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:11.120
and I know it's unsponsorable.

01:00:11.120 --> 01:00:14.120
I wanna do a far less professional,

01:00:14.120 --> 01:00:17.900
far less sponsorable version of streamer games.

01:00:17.900 --> 01:00:19.680
I literally do it with my friends every year.

01:00:19.680 --> 01:00:22.800
We call it beer Olympics, just do beer Olympics.

01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:27.800
Have pong, have fucking cornhole, have relay races,

01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:29.760
but just have it all around drinking,

01:00:29.760 --> 01:00:32.600
maybe get a fucking alcohol sponsor

01:00:32.600 --> 01:00:33.880
and just run the event.

01:00:33.880 --> 01:00:36.240
Problem is, you can't really stream that shit

01:00:36.240 --> 01:00:40.880
because it's like unsafe consumption of alcohol, you know?

01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:43.240
It's, Shakira, respect that.

01:00:43.240 --> 01:00:46.440
Ooh, flag football would be a good event.

01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:48.080
Respect that line.

01:00:48.080 --> 01:00:50.800
Respect that line, two to four, Shakira to serve.

01:00:50.800 --> 01:00:52.240
It's just how do you balance that?

01:00:52.240 --> 01:00:55.680
Like dodgeball and volleyball you could have as team games.

01:00:55.680 --> 01:00:57.640
If you did, bro, I'm being so serious.

01:00:57.640 --> 01:00:59.440
And I'm not like, I know I,

01:00:59.440 --> 01:01:02.040
I know I was at stripper games saying team Mexico

01:01:02.040 --> 01:01:04.160
was one of the worst teams they got third place.

01:01:04.160 --> 01:01:11.160
But like, if we did flag football, I tower over team Mexico.

01:01:11.160 --> 01:01:14.960
Like, their whole team was like 5'5".

01:01:14.960 --> 01:01:17.520
Like, it would be unfair.

01:01:17.520 --> 01:01:21.120
It would be unfair to do like flag football.

01:01:21.120 --> 01:01:23.880
You can't have that.

01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:29.200
She was the top female and she was going to go to 20-25.

01:01:29.200 --> 01:01:32.120
All right, we end up winning that game.

01:01:32.120 --> 01:01:32.960
I think we lose it.

01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:35.120
We lose against All-Stars because Nicewig was just

01:01:35.120 --> 01:01:37.720
fucking nutty at it, bro.

01:01:37.720 --> 01:01:39.320
Literally gigantic.

01:01:39.320 --> 01:01:40.320
This guy's huge.

01:01:44.320 --> 01:01:47.480
We win against Worldwide.

01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:49.480
Nothing crazy.

01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:53.960
There was a crash out moment, Joe Bart had, where Jinxie.

01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:55.560
I think this was during the All-Stars game.

01:01:55.560 --> 01:01:56.680
It was Jinxie and Mari.

01:01:56.680 --> 01:01:59.080
I kept having balls land directly between them.

01:01:59.080 --> 01:02:00.360
Like somebody just kept placing them.

01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:02.200
I think it might have been KDV.

01:02:02.200 --> 01:02:04.360
and they wouldn't go for it.

01:02:04.360 --> 01:02:06.400
And I did get a little upset.

01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:08.900
But, I wasn't mad at them.

01:02:08.900 --> 01:02:10.500
I was mad that we were losing.

01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:15.480
Tyler with the walkup, goes to Enzo, Enzo sent it over.

01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:17.800
Even though the athletic events are the most unfair,

01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:19.400
they were the most entertaining.

01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:20.600
That's a dead.

01:02:20.600 --> 01:02:23.520
I don't think volleyball and dodgeball are unfair.

01:02:23.520 --> 01:02:24.920
Bro, you wanna hear my take?

01:02:24.920 --> 01:02:27.760
Bro, okay, that's how volleyball goes, blah, blah, blah,

01:02:27.760 --> 01:02:29.600
yap, yap, yap, that was day one.

01:02:30.440 --> 01:02:37.400
You want to hear my shit about dodgeball we'll actually move forward about dodgeball the problem with dodgeball and the reason it was

01:02:37.400 --> 01:02:42.440
Quote-unquote unfair is because people wait. Hold up. We got to watch Martin bull ride real quick

01:02:47.560 --> 01:02:51.000
Where's Martin Martin fucking law

01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:53.000
has a chance of redemption.

01:02:53.000 --> 01:02:55.000
All right.

01:02:55.000 --> 01:02:56.000
Three!

01:02:56.000 --> 01:02:58.000
I really wish I did this event.

01:02:58.000 --> 01:03:00.000
I feel like I would have held on pretty well.

01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:01.000
Two!

01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:02.000
One!

01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:03.000
Like looking back at it.

01:03:03.000 --> 01:03:04.000
One!

01:03:04.000 --> 01:03:05.000
Go!

01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:07.000
For Team Canada.

01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:10.000
I never know what the bowl is going to do.

01:03:10.000 --> 01:03:13.000
It's all about anticipating the reaction.

01:03:13.000 --> 01:03:14.000
Be loose.

01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:16.000
Let the ass lie.

01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:19.000
Look at the confidence from Marion.

01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:43.000
It's just bro also they had to keep spraying it down because it was so hot like it's a

01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:50.880
jet black bull in LA heat in the sun and it's dry like this shit broke like they

01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:56.160
were like yeah it's burning my legs I was like holy fuck so they end up I think

01:03:56.160 --> 01:03:59.920
it was oh god we have to show half and half before dodgeball me and Jinx he had

01:03:59.920 --> 01:04:05.240
probably the worst play of all time this is it we to cut these stupid soaps and

01:04:05.240 --> 01:04:10.720
we wanted to cut down this faucet but we we drag we we drug the the knife

01:04:10.720 --> 01:04:15.920
way too far left. If you don't know half and half you have to cut the half in in you have to cut

01:04:15.920 --> 01:04:20.880
two one object in half so both sides weigh the same amount. We use the holder here

01:04:21.680 --> 01:04:25.520
and what are you thinking like we're gonna have to you gotta think like if we cut it like that

01:04:26.080 --> 01:04:32.000
bro it's just so hard to see. You could but you could look no you go a little lat or a little

01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:38.560
That's right. Oh God that looks bad even looking at it now. I

01:04:41.560 --> 01:04:43.220
Think I had bad cons there

01:04:43.220 --> 01:04:49.480
I think that was I think jakey was totally in the right now and I think I was telling him to go the opposite way that he should have I

01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:55.240
Also was being an idiot and I was telling him to go the opposite direction that I was looking

01:04:55.760 --> 01:04:58.440
So like if I wanted him to go my right

01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:05.120
I should have told him to go left and I'm saying the opposite because I'm just telling him that from my perspective go this way

01:05:05.400 --> 01:05:09.460
Yeah, no, I actually think I sold this event like being totally honest

01:05:11.440 --> 01:05:15.840
Wait, wait, wait, you go a little a little this way. No, that was bad

01:05:17.680 --> 01:05:19.680
The cut has been made

01:05:23.640 --> 01:05:25.640
Right after

01:05:28.440 --> 01:05:32.140
Yeah, ready three two one go the cut has been made

01:05:34.420 --> 01:05:38.200
Like right after you cut it for you what kind of you're like, oh, it's fun

01:05:39.240 --> 01:05:42.460
That looks blades up gentlemen blades up. That looks real bad

01:05:44.580 --> 01:05:51.760
For you guys to move on that looks real bad the difference between these two needs to be less than nine grams

01:05:52.560 --> 01:05:58.120
I jinxi you want to tell me do you think this is less than nine gram difference? No, I think this one's heavier

01:05:58.440 --> 01:06:04.280
No, I think I was right. I think part of the comms was I was telling him to go left, but he had to go right

01:06:04.800 --> 01:06:07.220
But I'm telling him my direction by far

01:06:13.080 --> 01:06:18.940
Alright well it was like 20 grams or something. Let's do your small piece first if this is

01:06:19.800 --> 01:06:22.780
42 grams or less you will tie or beat

01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:25.460
Okay, the last place second last place

01:06:25.460 --> 01:06:38.700
33 grams for the first one second one 51 51 grams that is a 18 grand difference

01:06:38.700 --> 01:06:45.340
between the two gentlemen do you want to keep these the souvenirs no absolutely

01:06:45.340 --> 01:06:50.060
not so currently in last place is Team USA

01:06:50.060 --> 01:06:51.060
Bro, we need it.

01:06:51.060 --> 01:06:52.620
Followed by the alumni.

01:06:52.620 --> 01:06:53.620
We needed it.

01:06:53.620 --> 01:06:55.660
And congratulations, Team France.

01:06:55.660 --> 01:06:58.100
You are safe moving on to the next round.

01:06:58.100 --> 01:06:59.580
Well, not that much.

01:06:59.580 --> 01:07:00.580
Next round.

01:07:00.580 --> 01:07:07.980
Bro, that, like, you know, that, like, I, the disappointment I feel looking at that,

01:07:07.980 --> 01:07:17.180
dude, me and Jinx, he just kind of, like, sat on the turf in silence for like 10 minutes.

01:07:17.180 --> 01:07:19.380
Bro, because I, I forgot that I was mic'd up.

01:07:19.380 --> 01:07:22.860
I forgot that I was mic'd up and I was just trying to talk to JNC about what we should have done.

01:07:22.860 --> 01:07:29.060
So it seems like friendship alone is not enough to guarantee synergy in this challenge?

01:07:29.820 --> 01:07:31.580
And we thought we got dead last.

01:07:31.580 --> 01:07:34.100
I remember right after this, Tyler walks up and I go,

01:07:34.100 --> 01:07:35.940
oh, God, we win dodgeball.

01:07:35.940 --> 01:07:38.420
I was like, I carry dodgeball.

01:07:38.420 --> 01:07:41.140
And so I half redeemed myself.

01:07:42.380 --> 01:07:44.860
Oh, fucking Simon says.

01:07:44.860 --> 01:07:47.140
Oh, this is the half time Simon says.

01:07:47.140 --> 01:07:49.140
I

01:07:49.780 --> 01:07:57.720
Could ran about I could ran about Simon says for about nine hours if I'm being totally honest that game pissed me off so much

01:07:58.420 --> 01:08:00.420
Where's you?

01:08:03.460 --> 01:08:08.780
I got a rip because I tried to catch a ball like a fucking dumbass, but I didn't throw a piss missile

01:08:17.140 --> 01:08:18.380
The border war.

01:08:18.380 --> 01:08:18.940
Mexico.

01:08:18.940 --> 01:08:20.380
I should have grabbed both.

01:08:20.380 --> 01:08:20.860
Culver.

01:08:20.860 --> 01:08:21.980
You're out.

01:08:21.980 --> 01:08:22.980
Did Yana get it?

01:08:22.980 --> 01:08:24.220
Yana didn't get the ball.

01:08:24.220 --> 01:08:27.420
I did that second game where you go for two at once.

01:08:27.420 --> 01:08:28.420
It's on the ground.

01:08:28.420 --> 01:08:29.140
You're out.

01:08:29.140 --> 01:08:29.620
You're out.

01:08:29.620 --> 01:08:30.700
You're out.

01:08:30.700 --> 01:08:33.420
I had one rule, you're out.

01:08:33.420 --> 01:08:34.740
It's crazy how often it happens.

01:08:34.740 --> 01:08:35.540
I can't believe it.

01:08:35.540 --> 01:08:35.940
Wait, hold on.

01:08:35.940 --> 01:08:37.100
This is the strategy, right?

01:08:37.100 --> 01:08:38.300
This is the strategy.

01:08:38.300 --> 01:08:40.020
I'm going for Benji.

01:08:40.020 --> 01:08:43.100
I'm side-eyeing Benji, but my eyes are locked on Banny

01:08:43.100 --> 01:08:44.260
so Benji doesn't chat.

01:08:44.260 --> 01:08:50.940
This is literally gym dodgeball tech. Okay, if you're ever a dodgeball game this way you do you look at someone

01:08:50.940 --> 01:08:58.020
And they think you're going for them and then just fucking he warms it. This is a matchup that could easily bang dart

01:09:00.580 --> 01:09:04.200
Because they can't read if they if you're looking at them they'll react faster

01:09:05.340 --> 01:09:08.860
Yes, just snake eyes, but you can't do it too much because then they'll expect it

01:09:08.860 --> 01:09:10.860
So then sometimes you have to do the opposite and just throw it out

01:09:11.700 --> 01:09:13.700
But then I tried to catch

01:09:14.260 --> 01:09:15.820
I could easily take the ball.

01:09:15.820 --> 01:09:16.900
That was like toss.

01:09:16.900 --> 01:09:19.460
Oh, oh, was that shot?

01:09:19.460 --> 01:09:22.820
Like I died for it, and it just grazes my finger.

01:09:22.820 --> 01:09:23.780
Oh, no, no.

01:09:23.780 --> 01:09:25.220
It's so crazy.

01:09:25.220 --> 01:09:29.860
He unloads a curving shot to get out.

01:09:29.860 --> 01:09:30.340
One of the.

01:09:30.340 --> 01:09:31.700
See, that's the problem, like how

01:09:31.700 --> 01:09:33.700
Jinxie's throwing the ball there.

01:09:33.700 --> 01:09:37.260
The foam balls are, I kept telling him this,

01:09:37.260 --> 01:09:40.140
the foam balls are too light that if you throw them

01:09:40.140 --> 01:09:42.460
overhand like a baseball, it'll just dart and hit

01:09:42.460 --> 01:09:43.460
the ground.

01:09:43.460 --> 01:09:46.020
You have to sidewind a dodge ball.

01:09:46.020 --> 01:09:49.020
You have to throw it fully sideways.

01:09:49.020 --> 01:09:50.540
Mexican players.

01:09:50.540 --> 01:09:51.540
And then curve it.

01:09:54.980 --> 01:09:56.900
Okay, right now, America.

01:09:56.900 --> 01:09:58.220
Oh, nice throw.

01:09:59.700 --> 01:10:00.940
I feel like I'm Yana through there,

01:10:00.940 --> 01:10:02.900
but everybody was doing that.

01:10:02.900 --> 01:10:05.980
Every, I feel like it was genuinely like 70% of teams

01:10:05.980 --> 01:10:07.180
that were overhanding the ball

01:10:07.180 --> 01:10:09.060
and it would just nail the ground.

01:10:09.060 --> 01:10:10.500
And I'm like, there's just not enough weight

01:10:10.500 --> 01:10:11.540
to overhand the ball.

01:10:11.540 --> 01:10:22.540
It was passed from a teammate so they're not out America takes a 4 to 2 lead against the Mexican team. This is a massive

01:10:22.540 --> 01:10:38.540
massive battle because Mexico currently sits. You're so nervous for this by the way. I like I don't know why nobody else was maybe it's just because I'm really competitive and I think some people were annoyed at how competitive I was being during some events to where like I wouldn't really react if we won.

01:10:38.540 --> 01:10:39.920
I didn't really react if we won.

01:10:39.920 --> 01:10:42.060
I was just like, all right, let's go next.

01:10:42.060 --> 01:10:43.980
Is because my heart was pounding.

01:10:43.980 --> 01:10:48.980
Like, being in any game in any competitive scenario

01:10:50.340 --> 01:10:52.240
where there's a three, two, one go

01:10:52.240 --> 01:10:55.040
makes me so fucking nervous.

01:10:55.040 --> 01:10:59.120
And it's like, hot as shit outside and I'm freaking out.

01:11:00.220 --> 01:11:05.220
In the overall rankings, this would be an epic collapse.

01:11:05.220 --> 01:11:06.900
It's a complicated who cares about being competitive

01:11:06.900 --> 01:11:07.740
or not.

01:11:07.740 --> 01:11:11.760
I was being like a douchebag because I was being too competitive, but I don't know

01:11:11.760 --> 01:11:14.180
I mean I was talking to a lot of people that like helped run the event

01:11:14.180 --> 01:11:16.800
They were like you need that mixture because it's like bro

01:11:16.800 --> 01:11:21.080
If you don't have competitive players then people just fuck around the whole time and it's not fun to watch

01:11:21.480 --> 01:11:27.920
Like if the commentators can't commentate a competitive game because everybody's just being lax cheating or just being like

01:11:29.020 --> 01:11:33.720
Clip for me. It's just not as fun. USA item dad

01:11:33.720 --> 01:11:41.520
Like I if it were up to me, I'd have it be literally full competitive like like no like full comms

01:11:41.680 --> 01:11:44.120
Like we're in a fucking CS lobby

01:11:45.120 --> 01:11:52.620
Confidence like our stars and bar like I understand that it's like half and half and paper airplane bro

01:11:54.080 --> 01:11:56.480
There's points on the line, you know ours

01:11:56.480 --> 01:12:03.880
Unwavering what was funny is we're doing pks and Tyler one's like there's money on the line right and I'm like

01:12:05.520 --> 01:12:11.780
He goes what so why are we fucking here? Yes, we are what are we here for I'm like well

01:12:11.780 --> 01:12:15.920
It's just like a competitive match. He's like oh, this is fucking stupid awesome country

01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:18.680
And he goes then he goes they have a confessional booth

01:12:19.160 --> 01:12:23.920
That was like literally like a one-by-one like booth that you could go talk to a camera

01:12:23.920 --> 01:12:28.980
That was constantly recording in and he just disappears for like 20 minutes free. That doesn't do anything bad

01:12:30.540 --> 01:12:36.180
That was unlucky like he went for a jinxie and jinxie dodges and then it hits my eyes

01:12:40.820 --> 01:12:42.820
Tyler catches we win that

01:12:44.300 --> 01:12:48.420
Oh wait there it is a tricky throw I didn't even know where that was going

01:12:48.420 --> 01:12:52.700
Oh, did I hit mr. Keem straight in the fucking nuts here? It was classic. Oh

01:12:52.700 --> 01:12:54.940
Did it bounce off the hand?

01:12:54.940 --> 01:12:55.920
I think it was just air.

01:12:55.920 --> 01:12:57.040
No, I think it's out.

01:12:57.040 --> 01:12:58.040
Who means how?

01:12:58.040 --> 01:12:59.940
Did it bounce off the hand?

01:12:59.940 --> 01:13:02.240
All right, they're calling for it.

01:13:02.240 --> 01:13:03.780
Oh, Joe blocked the deflection.

01:13:03.780 --> 01:13:05.960
He blocks it off the ball.

01:13:05.960 --> 01:13:07.720
He hit the catch.

01:13:07.720 --> 01:13:09.660
Wardrobe is out.

01:13:09.660 --> 01:13:10.820
Mason and Lee is out.

01:13:10.820 --> 01:13:11.660
Hot mic.

01:13:11.660 --> 01:13:14.060
Hot mic pickup.

01:13:14.060 --> 01:13:16.220
I think Jason's walking off that field with a limp.

01:13:16.220 --> 01:13:18.920
They did sort of feed me balls, which really helped.

01:13:18.920 --> 01:13:21.020
So I would just always have one in my hand.

01:13:21.020 --> 01:13:22.500
And then you don't even really need a dodge.

01:13:22.500 --> 01:13:23.860
You just straight to play.

01:13:23.860 --> 01:13:25.660
And that one got him.

01:13:25.660 --> 01:13:27.020
I know it's when he's on this side.

01:13:27.020 --> 01:13:28.220
2v5.

01:13:28.220 --> 01:13:29.420
2v5.

01:13:29.420 --> 01:13:31.900
The juggernaut still stands.

01:13:31.900 --> 01:13:32.400
Oh my god.

01:13:32.400 --> 01:13:34.580
Geert King of the rush.

01:13:34.580 --> 01:13:37.900
A ballerina spin, but she's still standing,

01:13:37.900 --> 01:13:41.660
picking up a ball or two, ready to reload.

01:13:41.660 --> 01:13:43.580
The end with X against Seema still annoying.

01:13:43.580 --> 01:13:44.940
Oh, I was getting mad.

01:13:44.940 --> 01:13:47.740
You were talking about the first game where it was a 1v5,

01:13:47.740 --> 01:13:49.100
and we were in Ludwig's like,

01:13:49.100 --> 01:13:50.180
you got five minutes.

01:13:50.180 --> 01:13:51.540
We had more balls.

01:13:51.540 --> 01:13:54.020
I'm like, bro, give her 20 seconds.

01:13:54.020 --> 01:13:56.100
If you're in a 1v5, you shouldn't

01:13:56.100 --> 01:14:00.180
be able to just wander back and forth for like three minutes.

01:14:00.180 --> 01:14:03.420
Like you either do, like just, you're going to get out, right?

01:14:03.420 --> 01:14:05.260
Like why wait for more balls?

01:14:05.260 --> 01:14:06.940
Because then you're just giving them a chance

01:14:06.940 --> 01:14:08.780
to have the flaxions.

01:14:08.780 --> 01:14:10.340
Joe Bart getting the handoff?

01:14:10.340 --> 01:14:14.460
Well, I've seen people do in like 1v5s, just give them

01:14:14.460 --> 01:14:17.420
balls, hope you catch, right?

01:14:17.420 --> 01:14:19.860
It's like, because I get you not wanting to,

01:14:19.860 --> 01:14:21.180
If you have all the balls, they have none.

01:14:21.180 --> 01:14:22.700
Throwing one's scary, because it's

01:14:22.700 --> 01:14:25.340
like you don't know how to throw very well either.

01:14:25.340 --> 01:14:27.060
They could just catch you.

01:14:27.060 --> 01:14:31.020
But just give them three balls then, and then throw one.

01:14:31.020 --> 01:14:33.620
Or I saw, there was one where they were whispering to each other,

01:14:33.620 --> 01:14:35.140
and I knew what they were going to do,

01:14:35.140 --> 01:14:37.420
where you just throw a ball in the air,

01:14:37.420 --> 01:14:39.500
and they go for a catch, and as they go for a catch,

01:14:39.500 --> 01:14:40.500
you just whip it at them.

01:14:44.180 --> 01:14:45.900
You know, I think that's what's going on.

01:14:45.900 --> 01:14:46.380
Oh, my god.

01:14:46.380 --> 01:14:47.380
Ow.

01:14:47.380 --> 01:14:48.260
Time for the foot shot?

01:14:48.260 --> 01:14:48.860
I says no.

01:14:48.860 --> 01:14:49.700
Refs is playing on.

01:14:49.700 --> 01:14:51.020
Okay, play on.

01:14:51.020 --> 01:14:52.100
No Refs is out.

01:14:52.100 --> 01:14:53.460
Oh, Tonka T out.

01:14:53.460 --> 01:14:54.900
Bro, I feel like that all,

01:14:54.900 --> 01:14:57.060
that had to almost raise his shoulder.

01:14:59.060 --> 01:15:00.420
A little bit of a wild throw,

01:15:00.420 --> 01:15:01.940
some wild pitches here.

01:15:01.940 --> 01:15:03.700
Sometimes when there's four, come back.

01:15:03.700 --> 01:15:05.660
Refs claps after, claps will be in the vlog.

01:15:05.660 --> 01:15:07.380
Atons, you just kind of aim between two

01:15:07.380 --> 01:15:08.780
and hope it curves into one.

01:15:08.780 --> 01:15:10.380
I think Joe Bart is the right idea too.

01:15:10.380 --> 01:15:12.020
You're looking at one person,

01:15:12.020 --> 01:15:13.220
you're aiming at one person

01:15:13.220 --> 01:15:14.700
and you whip it towards somebody else.

01:15:14.700 --> 01:15:16.820
The ultimate art of deception, Pete.

01:15:16.820 --> 01:15:17.820
He's great at it.

01:15:17.820 --> 01:15:18.660
Look at him.

01:15:18.660 --> 01:15:19.940
Oh wait, did that hit the ball?

01:15:19.940 --> 01:15:20.700
All right, here.

01:15:20.700 --> 01:15:23.340
Oh my god, wait, this, oh dude, look at that.

01:15:23.340 --> 01:15:24.940
Look at this form, chat.

01:15:24.940 --> 01:15:26.980
Holy showy Otani.

01:15:26.980 --> 01:15:28.420
Oh my god.

01:15:28.420 --> 01:15:29.820
No self-glace here, chat.

01:15:29.820 --> 01:15:32.740
This is probably an exit speed of what, 130 miles an hour?

01:15:36.220 --> 01:15:36.660
No.

01:15:36.660 --> 01:15:38.220
Get through the line.

01:15:38.220 --> 01:15:39.580
It really didn't hit him that fast.

01:15:39.580 --> 01:15:40.900
And it's a foam ball.

01:15:40.900 --> 01:15:42.180
Like, there's no way it hurt.

01:15:42.180 --> 01:15:44.860
Joey, where are you on before?

01:15:44.860 --> 01:15:46.780
And then kitchen, the double burn.

01:15:46.780 --> 01:15:48.500
The man is not lacking confidence.

01:15:48.500 --> 01:15:50.000
Look at her, you're not tough.

01:15:50.000 --> 01:15:51.320
Oh, my God.

01:15:51.320 --> 01:15:53.580
She B-A-R'd that, too.

01:15:53.580 --> 01:15:54.700
She B-A-R'd that.

01:15:54.700 --> 01:15:56.200
She was like, that didn't hit me.

01:15:56.200 --> 01:15:59.060
I'm like, that shit, you square in the back.

01:15:59.060 --> 01:16:01.060
What are we talking about?

01:16:01.060 --> 01:16:02.940
Look at you, you see it deflect.

01:16:02.940 --> 01:16:05.580
Confidence, look at her, you're not tough.

01:16:05.580 --> 01:16:06.740
Look at her, you're not tough.

01:16:06.740 --> 01:16:07.740
Here you are, out.

01:16:07.740 --> 01:16:08.740
That is gay.

01:16:08.740 --> 01:16:09.740
Bang!

01:16:09.740 --> 01:16:11.900
You didn't even like him.

01:16:11.900 --> 01:16:13.820
Would you like to call?

01:16:13.820 --> 01:16:14.700
She's B-A-R'd.

01:16:14.700 --> 01:16:15.700
We have.

01:16:15.700 --> 01:16:24.980
It was so fast you might not have felt it now just to clarify if you win this VAR. You're in a 1v4

01:16:24.980 --> 01:16:28.540
So I'm so confused Joe. I've already hit her on the numbers

01:16:33.460 --> 01:16:35.460
That's a hit on the back

01:16:35.580 --> 01:16:38.460
Now you guys are still in the third place bracket by the way

01:16:39.700 --> 01:16:41.700
You know I can change this thing

01:16:41.700 --> 01:16:48.880
to the finals. Wait, wait, kids. I don't know. But to be fair, we did a good point. It was

01:16:48.880 --> 01:16:55.680
when it started to make the sense, but for a total of what was that us winning free.

01:16:55.680 --> 01:17:03.760
Now we had to play Canada. This game was just G. This game was like, I feel like this

01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:08.440
game is easier than the alumni. Oh, wait, hold up. This is the strategy, bro. Look,

01:17:08.440 --> 01:17:11.160
Look, look, look, she's going, I remember them.

01:17:11.160 --> 01:17:13.060
They're staring me down.

01:17:13.060 --> 01:17:14.520
And oh my God, what is her name?

01:17:17.320 --> 01:17:19.680
Coltay, what is her name?

01:17:19.680 --> 01:17:23.240
Blonde French streamer from Quebec.

01:17:23.240 --> 01:17:26.880
Coltay, Coltay, am I saying that right?

01:17:28.480 --> 01:17:31.280
They're talking and agents like, I'm gonna go for this one.

01:17:31.280 --> 01:17:33.200
And she's like, well, I'm not gonna go for that one.

01:17:33.200 --> 01:17:34.120
So she goes for this.

01:17:34.120 --> 01:17:37.720
And I'm like, I'm grabbing both of those motherfuckers.

01:17:37.720 --> 01:17:38.720
Go!

01:17:38.720 --> 01:17:39.720
Cocotes.

01:17:39.720 --> 01:17:40.720
And it's on the board.

01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:41.720
Yeah, watch, watch, watch, watch.

01:17:41.720 --> 01:17:42.720
Ooh, double.

01:17:42.720 --> 01:17:43.720
Double nothing.

01:17:43.720 --> 01:17:44.720
The versus the United States.

01:17:44.720 --> 01:17:45.720
Cocote, cross the line.

01:17:45.720 --> 01:17:46.720
Cocotes out.

01:17:46.720 --> 01:17:47.720
Cocote.

01:17:47.720 --> 01:17:48.720
Okay.

01:17:48.720 --> 01:17:49.720
She did cross the line.

01:17:49.720 --> 01:17:50.720
Get on for the ball.

01:17:50.720 --> 01:17:51.720
Cocote.

01:17:51.720 --> 01:17:52.720
What it is.

01:17:52.720 --> 01:17:53.720
Cocote.

01:17:53.720 --> 01:17:58.720
Agent MVP versus Joe Dart.

01:17:58.720 --> 01:18:03.720
He's knocked out eight competitors in two rounds.

01:18:03.720 --> 01:18:05.720
Is he going to add another?

01:18:05.720 --> 01:18:06.720
I did not.

01:18:06.720 --> 01:18:07.720
people out.

01:18:07.720 --> 01:18:08.720
Notch to his belt.

01:18:08.720 --> 01:18:09.720
That's a quick 3v5.

01:18:09.720 --> 01:18:10.720
One from technical and one from a barrage.

01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:11.720
And Tonk is caught.

01:18:11.720 --> 01:18:12.720
Tyler calling out Dante's live in the field.

01:18:12.720 --> 01:18:13.720
He said it's you bro.

01:18:13.720 --> 01:18:14.720
You play heck from dog shit.

01:18:14.720 --> 01:18:17.720
You're always playing my fucking lane.

01:18:17.720 --> 01:18:32.840
Right now we're going with the strat of throw every single ball at Joe as he runs

01:18:32.840 --> 01:18:33.840
out of bounds.

01:18:33.840 --> 01:18:34.840
No hits yet.

01:18:34.840 --> 01:18:35.840
USA.

01:18:35.840 --> 01:18:43.160
Five standing united against a fractured Canada first place on the line. Martin you're out

01:18:51.800 --> 01:18:54.960
Wow, it's like the first time I'm like rewatching the footage of this

01:19:00.920 --> 01:19:02.920
For the game

01:19:02.920 --> 01:19:08.120
Joe misses Joe had an opportunity to strike any misses

01:19:08.840 --> 01:19:10.840
For me one or do you want for Sakura?

01:19:14.160 --> 01:19:16.160
Marry living one up here comes Sakura

01:19:17.160 --> 01:19:24.380
She's going to talk for a little bit of it probably why are the teams not telling bro every time it would be a girl in a 1v4

01:19:24.380 --> 01:19:28.800
And they're going there they're not what is he telling her right now throw it sideways

01:19:28.800 --> 01:19:32.800
sideways. That's what I'd be saying. Throw it sideways. Whip it sideways because they

01:19:32.800 --> 01:19:38.800
always throw it overhand and she throws a pop right in the air and I just catch it.

01:19:38.800 --> 01:19:45.800
This is an important strategy. Hug the ball. Keep your enemies closer. Here she's ready

01:19:45.800 --> 01:19:52.800
to uncork a laser. Ooh, nice dodge. All right, now it's a revenge match. How is the

01:19:52.800 --> 01:19:58.740
I say gonna play it Joe calling for Joe Bart with the ball looking for the kill shot

01:20:04.000 --> 01:20:11.240
Probably barely missing just a bit outside. He probably said aim for the girls. Yeah, but I mean, I don't I don't know I

01:20:12.840 --> 01:20:18.600
In that moment, I'm pretty sure I said that Martin said that she was gonna throw one up and then throw one at us

01:20:19.280 --> 01:20:21.280
Because that's what I would have done

01:20:22.800 --> 01:20:28.800
more chance for Joe to be a hero for USA. I'm like exhausted here by the way bro if I had a

01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:34.160
heart rate monitor on I'm probably like 180 and I've moved maybe like 10 feet in this game.

01:20:34.160 --> 01:20:41.440
The crowd on its feet. I remember my left-ass cheek was just cramping. Well yeah,

01:20:41.440 --> 01:20:44.500
Some of them can't see him, but yeah.

01:20:44.500 --> 01:20:46.440
Sakura shades on.

01:20:46.440 --> 01:20:48.440
The moment isn't too bright.

01:20:48.440 --> 01:20:50.440
Her versus Joe.

01:20:50.440 --> 01:20:52.040
A battle for the ages.

01:20:52.040 --> 01:20:54.440
Canada versus United States.

01:20:54.440 --> 01:20:56.440
Who's gonna take it?

01:20:56.440 --> 01:20:59.440
Oh, my God.

01:20:59.440 --> 01:21:01.440
The ground is out.

01:21:01.440 --> 01:21:03.440
Bring your cross here.

01:21:03.440 --> 01:21:05.440
Oh, look at me.

01:21:05.440 --> 01:21:07.440
Ancient is away.

01:21:07.440 --> 01:21:09.440
Jinxi with the fake.

01:21:09.440 --> 01:21:10.280
Let's get it!

01:21:10.280 --> 01:21:11.100
Let's get it!

01:21:11.100 --> 01:21:11.940
Go!

01:21:11.940 --> 01:21:12.780
USA Wings!

01:21:12.780 --> 01:21:15.420
Five, just boy, there's people.

01:21:15.420 --> 01:21:17.820
No, I gotta say this, I gotta say this.

01:21:17.820 --> 01:21:21.620
I'm not somebody that jumps around and celebrates as well.

01:21:21.620 --> 01:21:23.580
So like, I'm happy here.

01:21:23.580 --> 01:21:26.220
I'm also tired, but I'm not like aura farming.

01:21:26.220 --> 01:21:29.700
I'm just not somebody that like runs and jumps around.

01:21:29.700 --> 01:21:32.260
Like if you watch the entirety of the two days,

01:21:32.260 --> 01:21:34.300
like if we win, I'm like, oh, awesome.

01:21:34.300 --> 01:21:37.660
Zero, it's a sweep, a team.

01:21:37.660 --> 01:21:39.380
When I'm smiling, I'm not being like,

01:21:39.380 --> 01:21:41.140
oh, I need to be nonchalant right now.

01:21:41.140 --> 01:21:42.480
Canada!

01:21:42.480 --> 01:21:44.780
I need to do shit for you.

01:21:44.780 --> 01:21:47.180
Did that say where does Darth Maul get issues from?

01:21:49.580 --> 01:21:51.940
I didn't see most of the signs in the crowd.

01:21:51.940 --> 01:21:54.740
I remember I saw one that said something about the hills

01:21:54.740 --> 01:21:56.260
and I was like, ah, brutal.

01:21:57.260 --> 01:21:59.620
Oh, this fucking thing, dude.

01:21:59.620 --> 01:22:02.020
Simon says it's just impossible.

01:22:02.020 --> 01:22:03.060
It's down.

01:22:03.060 --> 01:22:04.980
These guys are very good.

01:22:04.980 --> 01:22:05.820
Yes.

01:22:05.820 --> 01:22:06.660
I get out right here.

01:22:06.660 --> 01:22:08.940
Summits is down, summits is hip, summits is belly.

01:22:08.940 --> 01:22:10.980
Summits is hip, summits is belly, summits is nose,

01:22:10.980 --> 01:22:12.940
summits is ears, summits is run.

01:22:12.940 --> 01:22:16.940
Summits is stop, hands up, summits is hands up, hands down.

01:22:16.940 --> 01:22:17.780
You move.

01:22:17.780 --> 01:22:18.780
Oh!

01:22:18.780 --> 01:22:20.780
Oh!

01:22:20.780 --> 01:22:24.420
Joe, our whole team is like, we're not winning this event.

01:22:24.420 --> 01:22:25.420
What do we do?

01:22:25.420 --> 01:22:27.380
This year was terrible, bro.

01:22:27.380 --> 01:22:30.620
Dude, he spams saying summits is up, summits is down,

01:22:30.620 --> 01:22:32.820
summits is ears, summits is lean, summits is bent.

01:22:32.820 --> 01:22:35.060
I'm like, dude, I can't keep up.

01:22:35.060 --> 01:22:35.860
And I'm react.

01:22:35.860 --> 01:22:37.620
I'm trying to do it quickly.

01:22:37.620 --> 01:22:41.380
So we end up getting in the loser's bracket of this.

01:22:41.380 --> 01:22:43.500
And we go far.

01:22:43.500 --> 01:22:45.660
And IVAR this, right?

01:22:45.660 --> 01:22:51.460
Hold on, I want to see rewind, rewind, rewind, rewind.

01:22:51.460 --> 01:22:54.780
When it's me, Zuku, and him, bro.

01:22:54.780 --> 01:22:57.900
Oh my god, this shit got me so heated.

01:22:57.900 --> 01:22:59.700
This shit got me so heated.

01:22:59.700 --> 01:23:01.260
No, where's Zuku?

01:23:01.260 --> 01:23:02.940
Right here.

01:23:02.940 --> 01:23:03.900
Just watch.

01:23:03.900 --> 01:23:06.200
Summits his knees, summits his belly,

01:23:06.200 --> 01:23:08.360
summits his nose, summits his belly,

01:23:08.360 --> 01:23:09.320
summits his nose, summits his belly,

01:23:09.320 --> 01:23:10.300
summits his shoulders.

01:23:10.300 --> 01:23:11.800
Opposite shoulders, summits his opposite shoulders

01:23:11.800 --> 01:23:13.240
summits his habitat, summits his top.

01:23:13.240 --> 01:23:15.380
泰's up, hangs up, hangs up.

01:23:15.380 --> 01:23:16.500
He's still tapping.

01:23:16.500 --> 01:23:17.340
So, he's out.

01:23:17.340 --> 01:23:19.100
He stopped tapping, you're out.

01:23:19.100 --> 01:23:21.100
He starts tapping.

01:23:21.100 --> 01:23:22.980
Conner starts tapping.

01:23:22.980 --> 01:23:25.680
Yeah, I'm looking at Conner

01:23:25.680 --> 01:23:27.760
and I'm going, you're tapping,

01:23:27.760 --> 01:23:29.580
you're out.

01:23:29.580 --> 01:23:31.280
And, he's like, no I'm not.

01:23:31.280 --> 01:23:33.360
And, I go, no, we are.

01:23:33.360 --> 01:23:38.360
I go I'm calling that shit on you if you don't get out here. He immediately gets out after

01:23:50.000 --> 01:23:54.620
To the Steve hated our team my old team was just pissed off all time

01:24:03.360 --> 01:24:04.640
Sunnets his hands down.

01:24:04.640 --> 01:24:06.020
All right, let's go.

01:24:06.020 --> 01:24:07.320
Sunnets his head, Sunnets his belly,

01:24:07.320 --> 01:24:08.160
Sunnets his shoulder,

01:24:08.160 --> 01:24:10.020
Sunnets his nose, hands up.

01:24:10.020 --> 01:24:10.840
Now you're up.

01:24:10.840 --> 01:24:11.680
Now you're up.

01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:12.520
Now you're up.

01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:17.700
Sunnets his hands up, Sunnets his hands down.

01:24:17.700 --> 01:24:19.800
Sunnets his knee forward, stand up straight.

01:24:19.800 --> 01:24:21.720
Sunnets his stand up straight, hands up.

01:24:21.720 --> 01:24:23.760
Sunnets his hands up, hands down.

01:24:23.760 --> 01:24:25.120
Sunnets his hands down.

01:24:25.120 --> 01:24:25.960
Let's wait.

01:24:27.840 --> 01:24:29.060
Who's the helicopter?

01:24:30.160 --> 01:24:30.940
Oh my God.

01:24:30.940 --> 01:24:32.880
Okay, I wanna hear y'all's take on this.

01:24:32.880 --> 01:24:34.880
Here we go.

01:24:34.880 --> 01:24:36.880
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is run.

01:24:36.880 --> 01:24:37.880
Summits is run. Summits is stopped.

01:24:37.880 --> 01:24:38.880
Summits is down.

01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:40.880
Give me a big jump.

01:24:40.880 --> 01:24:42.880
I don't know.

01:24:42.880 --> 01:24:46.880
The only reason I called the AR on this, by the way,

01:24:46.880 --> 01:24:49.880
I called the AR that France should have been out here.

01:24:49.880 --> 01:24:51.880
It's really close.

01:24:51.880 --> 01:24:52.880
It's really close.

01:24:52.880 --> 01:24:57.880
I think it's fair to say that they're still in, in hindsight.

01:24:57.880 --> 01:25:00.880
The reason I called it, I didn't even know,

01:25:00.880 --> 01:25:03.760
is because I walk out and Team Canada is like,

01:25:03.760 --> 01:25:05.760
you got to call VAR on that.

01:25:05.760 --> 01:25:06.840
And I'm like, what happened?

01:25:06.840 --> 01:25:09.320
And they were like, she didn't stop running.

01:25:09.320 --> 01:25:13.360
And, you know, I get that it's like, all right, you know,

01:25:13.360 --> 01:25:15.000
he didn't call the next thing.

01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:16.840
Summits is up, summits is down, summits is run.

01:25:16.840 --> 01:25:18.120
Summits is run, summits is stop.

01:25:18.120 --> 01:25:19.320
Summits is giving you a big jump.

01:25:19.320 --> 01:25:20.160
Woo!

01:25:20.160 --> 01:25:21.000
That's it.

01:25:21.000 --> 01:25:23.200
She did, she did, she did wait a while.

01:25:25.000 --> 01:25:26.120
She did wait a while.

01:25:26.120 --> 01:25:27.120
Summits is up, summits is down,

01:25:27.120 --> 01:25:29.120
summits is run, summits is run.

01:25:29.120 --> 01:25:35.080
Summit says stop stop. She probably jumped she probably jumped like four. She did like four more steps

01:25:40.440 --> 01:25:42.440
Yeah, he did say she's

01:25:42.680 --> 01:25:49.960
Because after he said it doesn't count until I say the next thing but she's still running as he says the next Simon

01:25:50.360 --> 01:25:52.360
So I was like, I don't know

01:25:52.360 --> 01:25:55.480
Jump. That's it. Hands up. Hands up. You moved her out.

01:25:55.480 --> 01:25:56.280
I didn't move.

01:25:56.280 --> 01:25:58.280
Sonics is hands up.

01:25:58.280 --> 01:26:00.280
Oh, look at this guy.

01:26:03.560 --> 01:26:05.000
No!

01:26:05.000 --> 01:26:06.680
Oh my god. Is that the hill sign?

01:26:06.680 --> 01:26:08.520
That motherfucker's the one holding the hill sign.

01:26:09.240 --> 01:26:11.880
He had Joe Bart Hills right there. There's two of them.

01:26:12.600 --> 01:26:16.280
Sonics is hands down. Sonics is separate.

01:26:16.280 --> 01:26:19.480
Sonics is face each other. Sonics is shake hands.

01:26:19.480 --> 01:26:25.240
Summits his hands down face me please face me face me nice summits is face me and here we go

01:26:26.440 --> 01:26:28.360
Summits is up summits is down summits is up

01:26:28.920 --> 01:26:32.040
The funny part was what I called the ar et al

01:26:32.680 --> 01:26:36.440
Who was uh doing like casting for the french team very nice guy

01:26:36.920 --> 01:26:41.480
A lot of them he's been in block wars tournaments with me. He's like joe. There's a language barrier

01:26:41.960 --> 01:26:46.280
I'm like bro. There was way harder comms than simon says stop

01:26:46.280 --> 01:26:49.540
I go stop signs in France or in English and

01:26:52.340 --> 01:26:58.040
Where what's the AR it's just like a review like they would re-review it because I was trying to get I wanted to get a

01:26:58.040 --> 01:27:02.540
Higher place because if if she got out I would have gotten it on like another pointer tail

01:27:02.540 --> 01:27:06.820
I'm it's down so much. No so much. It's over so much. No so much. No so much. No so much. No so much

01:27:06.820 --> 01:27:11.260
It's not so much to stop hands up hands up. We stopped tapping you're still

01:27:16.280 --> 01:27:20.120
It is funny, bro wait, I gotta show the one at Jynxy.

01:27:20.120 --> 01:27:25.280
The one at Jynxy where he just unknowingly just fucking puts his hands up.

01:27:25.280 --> 01:27:27.280
Oh my god.

01:27:27.280 --> 01:27:30.280
No, it wasn't this one, it was the one after.

01:27:34.280 --> 01:27:38.280
No, it's after this. I think Jynxy goes next.

01:27:43.280 --> 01:27:45.280
Does Jynxy go?

01:27:46.280 --> 01:27:48.280
Yeah, this is ours.

01:27:48.280 --> 01:27:51.280
So, Simon says, hands up, hands down.

01:27:51.280 --> 01:27:53.280
Simon says, hands down.

01:27:53.280 --> 01:27:54.280
Practice.

01:27:54.280 --> 01:27:55.280
Just to warm up.

01:27:55.280 --> 01:27:57.280
Just to warm up.

01:27:57.280 --> 01:27:58.280
And now...

01:27:58.280 --> 01:28:01.280
Yo, Tixie literally goes, this is not for me.

01:28:01.280 --> 01:28:02.280
Oh!

01:28:02.280 --> 01:28:04.280
This counts.

01:28:04.280 --> 01:28:06.280
You ready?

01:28:06.280 --> 01:28:07.280
All right, here we go.

01:28:07.280 --> 01:28:09.280
Whoo!

01:28:11.280 --> 01:28:14.280
Simon says, hands on head.

01:28:14.280 --> 01:28:24.280
Summits his hips, summits his belly, summits his shoulders, summits his opposite shoulders, summits his opposite elbows, summits his tap, summits his stop, hands up.

01:28:30.280 --> 01:28:34.280
Yo, just like so clean too.

01:28:34.280 --> 01:28:42.280
Like, when most people fail, they're like, he says hands up and halfway into putting your hands up, you go, oh fuck.

01:28:42.280 --> 01:28:46.280
He just like fully does it and doesn't realize that he's out.

01:28:46.280 --> 01:28:48.280
Ha ha ha ha.

01:28:48.280 --> 01:28:50.280
Ha ha ha ha.

01:28:50.280 --> 01:28:52.280
I wasn't.

01:28:52.280 --> 01:28:54.280
Summoned to stop.

01:28:54.280 --> 01:28:56.280
Summoned to stop.

01:28:56.280 --> 01:28:58.280
Hands up.

01:28:58.280 --> 01:29:00.280
Ha ha ha ha ha.

01:29:00.280 --> 01:29:02.280
Ha ha ha ha ha.

01:29:02.280 --> 01:29:04.280
I wasn't.

01:29:04.280 --> 01:29:06.280
That is so fucking funny.

01:29:06.280 --> 01:29:08.280
I don't get it, you said hands up.

01:29:08.280 --> 01:29:10.280
You have to say Simon says.

01:29:10.280 --> 01:29:15.400
Oh my god, I fucking fool with my first shot here. This is like disgusting

01:29:22.840 --> 01:29:28.320
I think I went before Tyler so it was still one one. Yeah, I kind of

01:29:28.320 --> 01:29:30.320
I

01:29:39.000 --> 01:29:41.000
Leamed back too much

01:29:44.000 --> 01:29:49.940
I needed to lean forward and it would have been fine and I just fucking go right over the crossbar

01:29:49.940 --> 01:29:51.940
I

01:29:54.740 --> 01:30:00.300
Shaking my head and I'm looking at Jinxie and Lays and Mari puts her hand up and I air it

01:30:01.260 --> 01:30:07.020
I air it. I don't see it and then I put my glasses on. I feel so bad. Mari. I'm sorry if you see this Mari

01:30:07.020 --> 01:30:13.020
I'm sorry. It's now opportunity for me. I aired the high five. I didn't see the high five

01:30:13.020 --> 01:30:16.720
Mexico to tie your left-footed. Yeah, I end up scoring the second one

01:30:16.720 --> 01:30:23.760
Which was way later. I didn't even know this was a bracket by the way like I thought we were done

01:30:24.200 --> 01:30:28.360
Like after we lost there. I was like, oh, we're just done and then we catch slang

01:30:30.880 --> 01:30:34.560
Oh wait, I don't even think I shoot here. I think they all score I

01:30:35.440 --> 01:30:37.440
Shoot against worldwide

01:30:37.440 --> 01:30:39.440
Which is way?

01:30:41.440 --> 01:30:43.440
Oh my god, this is bad

01:30:46.720 --> 01:30:51.400
I think she's gonna give him 500 subs for that for some crazy shit

01:31:12.840 --> 01:31:14.840
Right off the bar

01:31:16.720 --> 01:31:35.520
I remember after every P.K. game, he's like, all right, let's open the rabbit hole, and

01:31:35.520 --> 01:31:37.720
he would pull out his phone to read chat.

01:31:37.720 --> 01:31:41.120
One one Joe Bart up to cake

01:31:44.000 --> 01:31:47.580
Bro, this is what I need I literally I was like I just got a lean forward

01:31:51.400 --> 01:31:55.800
Like if I'd done that if I'd done that the first game bro, we at least would have gone OT

01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:05.340
It didn't even matter though that was like a fucking sixth place game or some shit or like fifth place

01:32:07.720 --> 01:32:13.720
It's all fun and games for Enzo, but he hasn't been great in goal today.

01:32:13.720 --> 01:32:15.720
Let's one go.

01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:17.720
Yeah, because that time I wasn't leaning too much.

01:32:17.720 --> 01:32:19.720
Oh, by Joe Barclay, kicked by Joe Top.

01:32:19.720 --> 01:32:21.720
A little late. Yeah, I mean, it was a little slow, too.

01:32:21.720 --> 01:32:24.720
Like, it could have been a quicker ball, and I think he did just react late.

01:32:24.720 --> 01:32:27.720
But yeah, that was the games.

01:32:27.720 --> 01:32:31.720
First place was worldwide overall.

01:32:31.720 --> 01:32:36.720
I think then it was All-Stars and then Mexico, right?

01:32:37.560 --> 01:32:39.560
You might show the final standings

01:32:43.560 --> 01:32:47.620
Yeah, we're what all stars Mexico alumni Canada France us 7th place

01:32:51.800 --> 01:32:59.520
It really bro half and half fucking screwed us half enough Simon says half enough Simon says and bull riding we got fucking seven seven seven

01:33:00.960 --> 01:33:02.960
777

01:33:02.960 --> 01:33:07.460
That's what screwed us. UK was asked. Yeah, UK was the worst team by far. It wasn't close.

01:33:07.460 --> 01:33:11.460
Every other team was like mildly similar. Like dude, 4 through 6 tied.

01:33:11.460 --> 01:33:16.460
And second and third actually tied. How did they give All-Stars second?

01:33:16.460 --> 01:33:20.460
What was that off of? Just better PK score? Like last game?

01:33:20.460 --> 01:33:23.960
Because they both got 65 points. How did All-Stars get second place?

01:33:23.960 --> 01:33:25.460
How they had the most wins?

01:33:25.460 --> 01:33:26.960
20-26!

01:33:26.960 --> 01:33:28.460
More first places, okay.

01:33:28.460 --> 01:33:41.460
Can I get a rare ball right? I love Martin.

01:33:41.460 --> 01:33:43.460
But I promise you, events like these-

01:33:43.460 --> 01:33:45.460
Oh, JT Streamer games alright.

01:33:45.460 --> 01:33:48.460
These cost a lot, a million dollars. We could not do without-

01:33:48.460 --> 01:33:54.460
You guys needed Jude, Jude Bellingham? I think that would have made this extremely unfair.

01:33:55.060 --> 01:33:58.360
Jude Jude Bellingham

01:34:00.220 --> 01:34:05.620
Dodgeball right dude, he should have done dodgeball right did he do that he might have

01:34:06.420 --> 01:34:08.420
Fireman Steve Wicked snap

01:34:08.940 --> 01:34:12.840
Zaka Drew Morbius sleepy Liz she owe Bobby I

01:34:13.140 --> 01:34:18.140
Ben I love Octavius and Tonus. Thank you for the three C drive to the thousand video table and Freddy for the sub

01:34:18.180 --> 01:34:20.020
We can live cool lone

01:34:20.020 --> 01:34:22.020
Flex young walk

01:34:22.060 --> 01:34:24.860
Golden Togo the Reaper og Carson Bubba

01:34:25.180 --> 01:34:31.140
Can zoom XR spider and auto thinking the sub Johnny bit of 3 and I'll take of it a sub alright

01:34:31.820 --> 01:34:36.900
Chat we got a hop into other shit right now if you have a vision of watch kids going to play as I always say video such

01:34:36.900 --> 01:34:39.960
I'm give such a stop. It's not fun to see videos that watch kids. I thought we're about to rip reacts right now

01:34:40.220 --> 01:34:42.940
Probably some gaming at the end of stream as well

01:34:44.780 --> 01:34:46.780
What the fuck is this oh

01:34:46.780 --> 01:34:48.780
Oh

01:34:49.420 --> 01:34:53.760
This is the VOD Brady had of the guy with the arrow. Yeah, I'm not even gonna pull that up on stream

01:34:53.760 --> 01:34:56.460
I don't know if that's like to us. Um, anyways

01:34:57.640 --> 01:35:02.220
We're gonna rip reacts right now gaming to the end of stream tomorrow. I'm gonna be live around one

01:35:02.220 --> 01:35:05.420
We're gonna be doing skin stapler into big walk me JoJo and some other

01:35:06.080 --> 01:35:07.460
streamers

01:35:07.460 --> 01:35:12.740
Sunday reacts serial review UK UK serial or UK us serials with small fries

01:35:12.740 --> 01:35:16.740
I'm gonna be trying 10 UK serials. He's gonna try 10 us serials. We'll be on a call together

01:35:16.780 --> 01:35:19.580
Monday, random, full random game day.

01:35:19.580 --> 01:35:21.660
Tuesday, Tommy NFG collab at one,

01:35:21.660 --> 01:35:23.940
Jinxie 2v2 attorney at four.

01:35:23.940 --> 01:35:26.340
Wednesday, gas station case at like noon

01:35:26.340 --> 01:35:28.780
into machine party, me, Fatknapp,

01:35:28.780 --> 01:35:30.340
King Mools, and Max Taylor.

01:35:31.180 --> 01:35:32.020
Be an early stream.

01:35:32.020 --> 01:35:34.120
I'll probably be done at like five on Wednesday.

01:35:34.120 --> 01:35:35.660
Thursday, full random game day.

01:35:35.660 --> 01:35:37.140
Bunch of new games dropping.

01:35:37.140 --> 01:35:40.940
Friday, the 14th, 15th, and 16th, I'm not live.

01:35:40.940 --> 01:35:42.660
So on for seven days, all for three.

01:35:42.660 --> 01:35:44.700
Then we're back, 17, 18, 19.

01:35:44.700 --> 01:35:49.200
17th, we're gonna be doing a 2v2 every rank with Jinxie probably maybe some other random shit with like me Ron

01:35:49.200 --> 01:35:53.320
Lacey, maybe like Mario Party or some other party game later the 18th

01:35:53.320 --> 01:35:57.980
We're doing the FNAF challenge where in the bunny suit playing FNAF 2 to we beat it other random shit as well depending on how

01:35:57.980 --> 01:35:59.980
Long it takes for us to be FNAF 2

01:35:59.980 --> 01:36:01.980
And then Wednesday the 19th

01:36:01.980 --> 01:36:06.620
We have re-accident charity stream for American Cancer Society then I'm gone the 20th to the 23rd

01:36:06.620 --> 01:36:11.780
And then we're back the 24th grinding out stream rest of the summer probably switch back to a regular schedule

01:36:11.780 --> 01:36:16.340
will like mid through that week like the 26th ish, but until

01:36:16.340 --> 01:36:19.460
then I'll be live at like one or two most days. And then we'll

01:36:19.460 --> 01:36:24.460
hop back to like weekdays, 3pm, 330 or so. smack simply trip

01:36:24.460 --> 01:36:28.900
and let take it with the sub a wr brice off, swingy and eldest

01:36:28.900 --> 01:36:32.100
thing of the sub. V tech thing of the three, please don't

01:36:32.100 --> 01:36:34.180
send bets right now chat I will not be able to read them.

01:36:35.700 --> 01:36:39.980
All right. Did you at least win the mogul money shell? I

01:36:39.980 --> 01:36:42.120
I can't say that'd be fucking spoilers.

01:36:42.120 --> 01:36:43.580
You got to watch it when it's out.

01:36:43.580 --> 01:36:44.420
Yummy.

01:36:45.500 --> 01:36:46.860
The hell is this?

01:36:46.860 --> 01:36:47.980
Did you do a leech one of that?

01:36:47.980 --> 01:36:50.060
Why the hell would I talk about that?

01:36:50.060 --> 01:36:50.900
I'm gonna watch it when it comes out.

01:36:50.900 --> 01:36:51.740
Are you any extreme?

01:36:51.740 --> 01:36:54.180
No, I was just saying that before you get into the reacts

01:36:54.180 --> 01:36:56.280
because that was like a long-ish segment.

01:36:58.460 --> 01:36:59.300
All right.

01:37:00.660 --> 01:37:02.980
Are we ready to hop in?

01:37:04.860 --> 01:37:05.940
I don't know how many reacts

01:37:05.940 --> 01:37:07.660
we're gonna do before gaming.

01:37:07.660 --> 01:37:09.020
I'm gonna fucking use it as guy

01:37:09.020 --> 01:37:11.860
That's just got timed out.

01:37:11.860 --> 01:37:13.300
You should post your full schedule.

01:37:13.300 --> 01:37:15.060
I feel like this guy shouldn't get timed out.

01:37:18.460 --> 01:37:19.820
He did spam it.

01:37:19.820 --> 01:37:20.860
That's not like bad.

01:37:20.860 --> 01:37:22.900
You should post your full schedule on Twitter or something.

01:37:22.900 --> 01:37:24.540
Exhibition might schedule.

01:37:24.540 --> 01:37:25.660
You can see stream schedule.

01:37:25.660 --> 01:37:27.060
I'll actually untie you out for that.

01:37:27.060 --> 01:37:28.500
Don't spam.

01:37:28.500 --> 01:37:30.980
But yeah, no.

01:37:30.980 --> 01:37:32.100
I get what you're saying, but I already

01:37:32.100 --> 01:37:34.820
have a little stream schedule thing.

01:37:34.820 --> 01:37:36.860
Exhibition might schedule.

01:37:36.860 --> 01:37:39.100
I think it shows it, unless that's not updated.

01:37:39.100 --> 01:37:40.540
It might not be updated.

01:37:40.540 --> 01:37:43.020
I probably should just make a whole fucking note stab for it

01:37:43.020 --> 01:37:45.740
and just put it there and fill it out myself.

01:37:45.740 --> 01:37:47.780
Swissy, Mars, Adam, and Matt, think of it as a sub.

01:37:47.780 --> 01:37:49.740
I and Anz, think of it as a sub.

01:37:49.740 --> 01:37:50.580
It has a cool down.

01:37:50.580 --> 01:37:51.740
Oh, it has a cool down, sorry.

01:37:51.740 --> 01:37:53.660
All right, yeah, lock in.

01:37:53.660 --> 01:37:57.820
This is a video about me by Golf Cart.

01:37:58.860 --> 01:38:00.660
I did an interview for this video.

01:38:00.660 --> 01:38:02.620
If you don't know, Golf Cart does like,

01:38:02.620 --> 01:38:06.860
I guess like documentaries on different streamers

01:38:06.860 --> 01:38:11.860
like Aiden Ross, Jynxie, Ludwig, Jason, XQC, Marlin.

01:38:11.940 --> 01:38:15.180
They asked me to do an interview and I said, yeah.

01:38:15.180 --> 01:38:16.900
So we're gonna watch the video about me today.

01:38:16.900 --> 01:38:17.740
And you kid that did that.

01:38:17.740 --> 01:38:21.140
SCPINAC, thank you for the 50 gifted subs.

01:38:21.140 --> 01:38:23.740
Thank you for the 50 gifted SCPINAC.

01:38:23.740 --> 01:38:28.020
Thank you for the 50 fucking gifted Optimus K, Lilac,

01:38:28.020 --> 01:38:30.100
XLOFS and Layla, thank you for the sub.

01:38:30.100 --> 01:38:31.620
AMZ, Saturn, Ion, thank you for the sub.

01:38:31.620 --> 01:38:38.120
I think the 50 gift is lock-in chat the only streamer that cares lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in

01:38:39.820 --> 01:38:43.080
Lock-in the only streamer that cares

01:38:47.280 --> 01:38:49.280
Well now I'm not locked in

01:39:01.620 --> 01:39:02.980
Sorry...

01:39:02.980 --> 01:39:28.200
Alright bro, oh my god, I'm going to freak out.

01:39:28.200 --> 01:39:29.200
Thank you.

01:39:58.200 --> 01:40:07.440
I'm trying to see if I need to get somebody for big walk.

01:40:07.440 --> 01:40:13.040
Do you need me to get someone?

01:40:13.040 --> 01:40:18.960
Because we should have four.

01:40:18.960 --> 01:40:21.800
How many people is big walk chat for players?

01:40:21.800 --> 01:40:22.800
Me?

01:40:22.800 --> 01:40:24.360
Yeah, I'm not playing.

01:40:24.360 --> 01:40:25.360
I'm.

01:40:25.360 --> 01:40:31.200
Chat, I know a lot of you guys are joking, but like, let's actually pan that one out.

01:40:32.160 --> 01:40:41.200
Me, JoJo, PG, and like Dante and you. How is that going? It can have up to 12 players.

01:40:44.080 --> 01:40:47.760
And you, how is that conversation happening? What are we going to talk about?

01:40:47.760 --> 01:40:53.760
It'd be a blast, really.

01:40:53.760 --> 01:40:54.760
What is Big Walk?

01:40:54.760 --> 01:40:56.760
Oh, do you want to rip Big Walk tomorrow?

01:40:56.760 --> 01:40:57.760
I can see.

01:40:57.760 --> 01:40:59.320
We can get some people, bro.

01:40:59.320 --> 01:41:02.640
I don't know if we're going to be able to beat it.

01:41:02.640 --> 01:41:07.600
Big Walk is like a kind of like a vibe game.

01:41:07.600 --> 01:41:10.760
How would you describe Big Walk when we pull up the trailer?

01:41:10.760 --> 01:41:11.760
Hello, hello.

01:41:11.760 --> 01:41:12.760
Where has us?

01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:16.240
We made Untitled Goose Game and we're here to tell you a bit more about our new

01:41:16.240 --> 01:41:27.120
game. Big walk. It's a game about walking and talking. You and your friends walk. It's

01:41:27.120 --> 01:41:31.400
like friend slot, but it's really just like a game where you kind of podcast and then

01:41:31.400 --> 01:41:38.760
do a bunch of random shit at like intermediate spots to get to the next area. Right? Like

01:41:38.760 --> 01:41:43.200
you have like a start goal and an end goal and you have to reach it. But like on the

01:41:43.200 --> 01:41:53.880
way there's like puzzles and shit. Right now I know me and Joe to the mofo are

01:41:53.880 --> 01:41:59.720
doing it at four tomorrow for EST. I don't know if PG's doing it and I don't

01:41:59.720 --> 01:42:08.480
know if he needs me to get someone. He said he'd let me now. Word. Yeah it's

01:42:08.480 --> 01:42:11.180
It's like peak with puzzles, but can you die?

01:42:12.680 --> 01:42:14.680
Like, I haven't really watched gameplay of it.

01:42:18.180 --> 01:42:19.280
Just do it together.

01:42:19.280 --> 01:42:22.380
Bro, Jinxie also, I don't know if you're still here.

01:42:22.380 --> 01:42:25.580
After we do the 2v2 every rank on the 17th,

01:42:25.580 --> 01:42:27.280
or like whenever we're doing that,

01:42:27.280 --> 01:42:29.280
would you want to do like machine party,

01:42:29.280 --> 01:42:31.780
like me, you, Ron, maybe somebody else?

01:42:32.580 --> 01:42:34.080
Like kind of like a party game mode.

01:42:34.080 --> 01:42:35.580
I don't know if you've seen machine party,

01:42:35.580 --> 01:42:37.280
but machine party looks really fun.

01:42:37.760 --> 01:42:42.020
Machine party or like fucking what's the other one that's like really old like

01:42:51.200 --> 01:42:53.720
It's like Mario Party, but like Goresh and

01:42:55.720 --> 01:42:57.720
You have to like do a bunch of shit

01:42:58.840 --> 01:43:04.320
Luca think of this up the irritator frost. Ah Jacob laxie and chat with a sub crib and CZN thing to the sub

01:43:05.160 --> 01:43:07.160
Chat don't spam at JC. That's annoying

01:43:08.880 --> 01:43:12.280
All right lock in now first fucking real video today

01:43:12.480 --> 01:43:14.900
We'll probably actually I'm gonna cut oh wait

01:43:15.360 --> 01:43:19.100
Which one do we want to do which one to be we're gonna watch the only show that cares video

01:43:19.100 --> 01:43:21.180
Just because I know people are gonna spam it until I watch it

01:43:21.340 --> 01:43:26.920
Do we want to watch why whores the last real genre left or I took a tribesman to the world's most futuristic city?

01:43:27.260 --> 01:43:32.940
Before gaming because we're doing gaming today as well and we're probably not gonna have time for three reacts and then like two games

01:43:34.320 --> 01:43:36.600
The other one will just save. Can we do a poll?

01:43:38.200 --> 01:43:41.420
Actually go pee real quick too. I know I'm not locked right now. I'm sorry

01:43:42.480 --> 01:43:48.440
First day back. Can we do a poll on which one we do the other one will save for literally Sunday? So we'll watch it in two days

01:43:50.080 --> 01:43:56.840
What's the horror one why horrors the last real genre left it might make more sense to save the tribesman one for Sunday

01:43:57.680 --> 01:43:59.520
But I don't really know

01:43:59.520 --> 01:44:03.680
I'll do whichever the tribesman one is long though. So we might bounce around a little bit

01:44:04.320 --> 01:44:07.480
You guys vote though, uh, actually I don't need to be, we'll wait.

01:44:08.840 --> 01:44:12.560
It's 54% trod 46% or chat vote on the ball, vote on the ball.

01:44:14.600 --> 01:44:16.640
Want to and Z for the sub V tech for the three.

01:44:17.560 --> 01:44:21.600
Uh, that runs, uh, Jacob luck and Meyer thinking of the sub.

01:44:27.240 --> 01:44:28.400
Go ahead and P.

01:44:29.600 --> 01:44:30.680
Why do you say it like that?

01:44:30.680 --> 01:44:32.840
Why do you say go ahead period P periods?

01:44:34.320 --> 01:44:41.320
Yeah, big dog. It's a stream, man. Shit ain't like the YouTube videos.

01:44:41.320 --> 01:44:58.320
Also, Chris is still live. No fucking shot. He's been live for 20 days.

01:44:58.320 --> 01:45:01.600
Back up to 20 hours, he really should set a hard cap.

01:45:01.600 --> 01:45:03.000
Is there a cap?

01:45:03.000 --> 01:45:06.240
It should be a month, bro.

01:45:06.240 --> 01:45:07.800
And now Sina's doing 1-2.

01:45:07.800 --> 01:45:09.200
I'm pretty sure Sina's like, yes.

01:45:09.200 --> 01:45:12.200
And that's 133 hours left.

01:45:15.560 --> 01:45:16.520
Oh my god.

01:45:19.640 --> 01:45:22.400
Oh my god, One's live.

01:45:22.400 --> 01:45:23.320
It's right there.

01:45:23.320 --> 01:45:27.640
How's it own a been gone for like a month?

01:45:32.320 --> 01:45:34.320
Let me

01:45:34.560 --> 01:45:36.560
What why you played you take a wife

01:45:38.080 --> 01:45:43.440
He made a video what but why he was gone. Yeah, what won that poll by the way, which video won the poll?

01:45:44.520 --> 01:45:46.840
Because the other one we're saving and then we'll get into it

01:45:48.280 --> 01:45:52.240
The horror video on the pole. All right, we'll save we'll save the tribesmen one for Sunday

01:45:52.240 --> 01:45:54.240
That'll actually be cinema

01:45:54.740 --> 01:45:56.240
Yama

01:45:56.240 --> 01:45:58.480
Yama Indian head massage or

01:45:59.240 --> 01:46:01.240
Delas

01:46:01.240 --> 01:46:05.760
The feeling is almost orgasmic, bro. That's probably the funniest video on YouTube

01:46:06.240 --> 01:46:11.160
If you ever want to die laughing at four in the morning look up. Yama Indian head massage

01:46:14.160 --> 01:46:16.600
All right, walk in the only sugar that cares

01:46:17.600 --> 01:46:21.520
You know what the most important part of any live stream is the chat

01:46:22.240 --> 01:46:26.400
Every night thousands of viewers pour into their favorite streamers chat.

01:46:26.400 --> 01:46:30.760
Together they decide what games get played, what videos get watched, and the streamers

01:46:30.760 --> 01:46:31.760
should keep them in.

01:46:31.760 --> 01:46:34.760
Literally just what happened right now.

01:46:34.760 --> 01:46:35.760
Literally just what happened.

01:46:35.760 --> 01:46:36.760
Pulled a video for my chat.

01:46:36.760 --> 01:46:37.760
Oh my god.

01:46:37.760 --> 01:46:40.640
Contained get paid.

01:46:40.640 --> 01:46:42.240
It sounds pretty easy, right?

01:46:42.240 --> 01:46:44.240
Just give the chat what it wants.

01:46:44.240 --> 01:46:45.760
The problem is impossible.

01:46:45.760 --> 01:46:46.760
Impossible.

01:46:46.760 --> 01:46:49.600
They're all the, well it seems like a hive mind.

01:46:49.600 --> 01:46:51.720
They're all their own people.

01:46:51.720 --> 01:46:56.600
all their own people and they all want their own individual niche thing that they'll complain for.

01:46:56.600 --> 01:47:00.760
Chat never wants just one thing. There's thousands of people all asking for something different

01:47:00.760 --> 01:47:06.120
and no matter what you do, something's unhappy. The biggest streamers learn to follow the majority

01:47:06.120 --> 01:47:09.960
and keep the party moving because stopping everything for one unhappy viewer is the

01:47:09.960 --> 01:47:14.760
part no seven of streaming. You don't need to- The best streamers, the best streamers switch

01:47:14.760 --> 01:47:19.800
anytime somebody asks for something different. I would love to do a stream where I just

01:47:19.800 --> 01:47:23.240
Do what my chat says on any win like I listen

01:47:23.240 --> 01:47:26.680
I the problem would be that it would instill like a really bad mindset

01:47:26.680 --> 01:47:29.320
But I would love to do a streamer. I just listen to the worst chatters

01:47:29.960 --> 01:47:34.520
Whether like dude, can you stop reacting to this to just hop on subnautica one right now?

01:47:35.480 --> 01:47:41.240
Why aren't you doing a red dead 2 playthrough? Oh, let's start that up an hour into red dead 2 somebody's like dude

01:47:41.640 --> 01:47:45.960
Why are you not on outlast? Oh, sorry. Let me start that up close out red dead

01:47:46.920 --> 01:47:48.920
What about dead by daylight?

01:47:48.920 --> 01:47:51.920
people hanging over a single man in the chat.

01:47:51.920 --> 01:47:55.920
But what happens when the needs of the one are a matter of life and death?

01:47:55.920 --> 01:47:58.920
My girlfriend of three years took her own life in November of 2025,

01:47:58.920 --> 01:48:00.920
losing my best friend in the person I love most in the world.

01:48:00.920 --> 01:48:02.920
I'm feeling like my life is no longer worth living

01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:04.920
and I've been falling into a bad habit of drug addiction leading me to

01:48:04.920 --> 01:48:06.920
some MDMA in December.

01:48:06.920 --> 01:48:07.920
I don't want to be here anymore.

01:48:07.920 --> 01:48:10.920
This is Joe Bartolozian and he's one of the only streamers

01:48:10.920 --> 01:48:12.920
that stops everything when someone needs help.

01:48:12.920 --> 01:48:15.920
If a chatter of mine is coming into my chat saying they're suicidal,

01:48:15.920 --> 01:48:18.700
Suicidal I am first and foremost going to read their message

01:48:18.700 --> 01:48:25.120
But when you do this when you make yourself the person there are people that'll spam messages in my chat about being suicidal

01:48:25.120 --> 01:48:29.240
That I don't see or don't read at times now, but I do try to like I

01:48:30.240 --> 01:48:34.260
Guess voice for those people to get help as best as I can

01:48:34.260 --> 01:48:37.200
I think a lot of streamers will just ignore them

01:48:37.760 --> 01:48:41.300
Like I've seen a lot of streamers like get those messages and just like air it

01:48:41.300 --> 01:48:47.640
And I'm not even dissing those streamers for doing that because I get it's a really complicated subject to like talk to

01:48:48.520 --> 01:48:51.740
Somebody that's like maybe even potentially faking it

01:48:51.740 --> 01:48:55.360
But even if they're not like just somebody that's like actively suicidal in your chat

01:48:55.360 --> 01:48:59.720
And it's like yeah in all honesty, they shouldn't be going to you

01:48:59.900 --> 01:49:05.460
But they are so in my mind like I'll probably get into this because they interviewed me for this video

01:49:06.140 --> 01:49:07.700
but

01:49:07.700 --> 01:49:15.380
It's like it's not oh, they shouldn't be here. They are here, you know, so you kind of like there's I'm not saying there's like

01:49:16.000 --> 01:49:18.120
Like a requirement, but it's like, you know

01:49:18.120 --> 01:49:24.320
I'll just try to redirect as best as I can and I used to try and be the guy to fix their problems

01:49:24.320 --> 01:49:30.320
And then I realized very quickly that that makes everything far worse and people far more parasocial

01:49:31.480 --> 01:49:36.220
So and I hate using that term now because I think parasocial is like insanely overused

01:49:36.220 --> 01:49:42.700
But like when you try to solve it's different when like somebody comes to me and they're suicidal and I tell them like hey go get help

01:49:44.020 --> 01:49:50.580
Versus somebody coming to me and then me actually like trying to like talk to them about why they feel that way and fixing it

01:49:50.900 --> 01:49:53.900
because then they're gonna like treat me as their therapist and

01:49:54.620 --> 01:50:00.740
Then that makes my mental far worse and it's also not fixing their problems

01:50:00.900 --> 01:50:04.940
People turn to a blow list you're also now the one who has to carry the weight of it

01:50:04.940 --> 01:50:08.940
Would you say these messages have grown in saturation since 2024?

01:50:08.940 --> 01:50:11.540
Yeah, for sure.

01:50:11.540 --> 01:50:14.580
But I think they've grown, but it's also just

01:50:14.580 --> 01:50:16.940
like a higher percentage of people doing it,

01:50:16.940 --> 01:50:18.580
so I read their chat.

01:50:18.580 --> 01:50:20.780
Last now, because we're in sub-only.

01:50:20.780 --> 01:50:23.580
But if I was in follower-only mode right now,

01:50:23.580 --> 01:50:25.340
because we're doing a video about this,

01:50:25.340 --> 01:50:26.980
there would be people that would straight up

01:50:26.980 --> 01:50:29.260
lie about being depressed, because they would just

01:50:29.260 --> 01:50:31.220
want me to read their chat, and they'd

01:50:31.220 --> 01:50:33.540
get a high out of it.

01:50:33.540 --> 01:50:38.020
There are people, and in the same sense, when people do that,

01:50:38.020 --> 01:50:40.980
I also, I ban them because it's like you're a dickhead,

01:50:40.980 --> 01:50:43.740
but at the same time, like those people also need help,

01:50:43.740 --> 01:50:45.740
because there are people that are so desperate

01:50:45.740 --> 01:50:49.400
for attention that they will do anything for it.

01:50:49.400 --> 01:50:51.940
Like they'll manipulate their partners

01:50:51.940 --> 01:50:54.780
by saying they'll kill themselves if they leave them,

01:50:54.780 --> 01:50:56.920
they'll try and ruin people's lives,

01:50:56.920 --> 01:50:58.500
they will fake being suicidal

01:50:58.500 --> 01:51:01.720
just for a brief moment of interaction.

01:51:01.720 --> 01:51:09.520
Like, there are people that have legitimately nothing where they're not depressed, but they're actually just, like, insane.

01:51:10.520 --> 01:51:12.920
And so, yeah, it's like...

01:51:13.220 --> 01:51:15.220
But it's not even, like, sick and twisted.

01:51:15.220 --> 01:51:18.520
Because sick and twisted is, like, the people that are using it in a manipulative way.

01:51:19.020 --> 01:51:22.020
But there's people that will just do it because they just need attention.

01:51:27.620 --> 01:51:29.620
Because now you're surrounded by darkness.

01:51:29.620 --> 01:51:31.020
Today I decided to add everything.

01:51:31.020 --> 01:51:33.180
Got a shotgun, can't find it, didn't need to love myself.

01:51:33.180 --> 01:51:34.980
Now you're giving away pieces of your-

01:51:34.980 --> 01:51:37.300
And it's like, and it's like, bro,

01:51:37.300 --> 01:51:40.580
I know there's a lot of people that are like,

01:51:40.580 --> 01:51:43.140
yo, I just gotta, I'm not sitting here and saying like,

01:51:43.140 --> 01:51:44.540
oh, I deal with the worst.

01:51:44.540 --> 01:51:48.540
No, but it's like, what do you do in that scenario?

01:51:48.540 --> 01:51:51.740
Like, I try to handle it as best as I can,

01:51:51.740 --> 01:51:54.100
but like, what the fuck am I?

01:51:54.100 --> 01:51:56.020
I'm 24 years old.

01:51:56.020 --> 01:51:57.180
I'm a Twitch streamer,

01:51:57.180 --> 01:51:58.540
and I have somebody in my chat saying

01:51:58.540 --> 01:52:01.560
they're gonna blow their head off with a fucking shotgun.

01:52:01.560 --> 01:52:05.640
What the fuck is a, what is the response to that?

01:52:05.640 --> 01:52:07.320
You know, I'm not even that it's like heavy.

01:52:07.320 --> 01:52:10.600
What do you say to somebody like that?

01:52:10.600 --> 01:52:12.200
Yourself to everyone around you.

01:52:12.200 --> 01:52:15.120
People are genuinely asking me to fix their problems?

01:52:15.120 --> 01:52:15.960
I can't.

01:52:15.960 --> 01:52:18.600
Now it feels like the whole world is on your shoulders.

01:52:18.600 --> 01:52:19.440
Now I'm going.

01:52:19.440 --> 01:52:21.840
Oh, if I stop posting, people are gonna start fusing themselves.

01:52:21.840 --> 01:52:22.680
That's a...

01:52:22.680 --> 01:52:24.080
Yeah, dude, they say that all the time.

01:52:24.080 --> 01:52:24.960
Oh my God.

01:52:24.960 --> 01:52:27.360
You're the only reason I'm still here.

01:52:27.360 --> 01:52:31.900
heavyweight to pick up and we wanted to know why who is Joe Bartolozzi and why do

01:52:31.900 --> 01:52:36.460
you care so deeply about some of the things that you yeah maybe a little

01:52:36.460 --> 01:52:41.820
deep for 10 30 in the morning but no it's alright

01:52:41.820 --> 01:52:47.980
Joe Bartolozzi was born on February 6 2002 and grew up in some of these pictures

01:52:47.980 --> 01:52:53.340
Joe wasn't the kid you picked oh my god chopped bull cut chopped bull cut holy

01:52:53.340 --> 01:52:57.740
fuck coconut had become famous on one he was the small quake one getting picked

01:52:57.740 --> 01:53:01.340
last for everything I was kind of like the lanky kid that didn't really know how

01:53:01.340 --> 01:53:05.980
to control his body so that's why I was picked last but my high school face

01:53:05.980 --> 01:53:09.260
starts turning around he hit his growth spot got into lifting and went from

01:53:09.260 --> 01:53:13.740
being the kid nobody picked to a legitimate athlete I gotta sneak with

01:53:13.740 --> 01:53:17.740
sincere sincere from love island

01:53:17.740 --> 01:53:18.740
What are you gonna do?

01:53:18.740 --> 01:53:19.740
You're gonna be kidding.

01:53:19.740 --> 01:53:20.740
Nobody picked.

01:53:20.740 --> 01:53:21.740
Too legitimate.

01:53:21.740 --> 01:53:22.740
Sincere.

01:53:22.740 --> 01:53:23.740
Sincere.

01:53:23.740 --> 01:53:24.740
Nothing.

01:53:24.740 --> 01:53:31.340
So, by 2019, Joseph Track athlete at a Catholic prep school in New Jersey working part-time

01:53:31.340 --> 01:53:35.460
in a GNC heading towards a completely new life.

01:53:35.460 --> 01:53:38.140
Oh my god, I fucking hated working at GNC.

01:53:38.140 --> 01:53:39.140
That shit was terrible.

01:53:39.140 --> 01:53:40.140
Have you talked to him?

01:53:40.140 --> 01:53:41.540
No, I haven't talked to him since Love Island.

01:53:41.540 --> 01:53:43.940
In a Chinese tech company, but I haven't talked to him in years.

01:53:43.940 --> 01:53:45.740
In a dying lip-syncing app.

01:53:45.740 --> 01:53:50.860
TikTok is the latest app to capture the attention of teens and young adults across the world.

01:53:50.860 --> 01:53:54.340
A Chinese company called By Dance bought the relatively dead app musically.

01:53:54.340 --> 01:54:00.020
They gutted it, rebranded it, and on August 2, 2018, TikTok officially hit the app store.

01:54:15.740 --> 01:54:17.800
you

01:54:45.740 --> 01:54:47.800
you

01:55:15.740 --> 01:55:17.800
you

01:55:45.740 --> 01:55:47.800
you

01:56:15.740 --> 01:56:17.800
you

01:56:45.740 --> 01:56:47.800
you

01:57:15.740 --> 01:57:17.800
you

01:57:45.740 --> 01:57:47.800
you

01:58:15.740 --> 01:58:17.800
you

01:58:45.740 --> 01:58:47.800
you

01:59:15.740 --> 01:59:17.800
you

01:59:45.740 --> 02:00:07.740
I'm gonna shut the fuck up teenager that's getting clout and I think 99% of the time

02:00:07.740 --> 02:00:08.740
that's bad.

02:00:08.740 --> 02:00:10.220
And Joe was no exception.

02:00:10.220 --> 02:00:13.760
All of those views, all that attention that comes with internet fame, it went straight

02:00:13.760 --> 02:00:14.760
to his head.

02:00:14.760 --> 02:00:16.920
I went for being a really insecure.

02:00:16.920 --> 02:00:19.040
It was like two polar opposites, right?

02:00:19.040 --> 02:00:20.000
And I had to find the medium.

02:00:20.000 --> 02:00:22.560
Like I used to be really insecure when I was in like

02:00:22.560 --> 02:00:25.040
middle school or early high school to a point where like

02:00:25.040 --> 02:00:27.440
I started working out, I started doing this.

02:00:27.440 --> 02:00:30.480
And then it went like full flop to like narcissism.

02:00:30.480 --> 02:00:32.680
And so it was like an obsession with myself

02:00:32.680 --> 02:00:36.000
because of insecurity that then inflated my ego

02:00:36.000 --> 02:00:38.360
to the point where I'm like, oh, I'm awesome.

02:00:38.360 --> 02:00:40.400
And you can see it in the content from that era,

02:00:40.400 --> 02:00:42.560
the captions, the attitude, the way that he carried

02:00:42.560 --> 02:00:43.400
himself.

02:00:43.400 --> 02:00:46.520
So this is my proposal for anyone that out there that I would like

02:00:46.520 --> 02:00:52.000
Alright bro this isn't even some shit like this was literally like supposed to be a funny video

02:00:52.000 --> 02:00:53.820
But this was during the douchebag era

02:00:53.820 --> 02:00:56.980
To participate in the holiday but don't have anybody to resist that

02:00:56.980 --> 02:01:00.420
Oh Jesus Christ bro what a fucking cornball

02:01:00.420 --> 02:01:02.920
Oh my god what a fucking woozer bro

02:01:02.920 --> 02:01:06.080
This is the version of Joe that Joe doesn't like

02:01:06.080 --> 02:01:09.720
That person in that facade I had to do to create that character

02:01:09.720 --> 02:01:12.320
Actually became me for a short period of time

02:01:12.320 --> 02:01:13.320
And I hate it.

02:01:13.320 --> 02:01:17.620
But as much as Joe hates this version of himself, he also kind of owes everything to him.

02:01:17.620 --> 02:01:21.160
Because that ego is what gave him the confidence and drive to start making bigger swings in

02:01:21.160 --> 02:01:22.160
his career.

02:01:22.160 --> 02:01:24.940
And when you're building yourself from the ground up, those two things can be the

02:01:24.940 --> 02:01:26.860
difference between success and failure.

02:01:26.860 --> 02:01:30.560
You see, everyone wants to start their own thing until they realize how much work starting

02:01:30.560 --> 02:01:31.560
actually takes.

02:01:31.560 --> 02:01:34.600
Building your website, setting up payments, all the more...

02:01:34.600 --> 02:01:35.600
You don't really...

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I think this is going to transition to an ad, yeah.

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But actually I do want to talk about what he was saying.

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Yeah, you don't really realize the work that it takes,

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but you don't really get into it all at once.

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I think like a side piece of advice,

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like looking back at my social media career

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is you don't just like hop into doing everything at once.

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You know, you kind of like slow transition into shit.

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Like I was doing TikTok

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and then I started doing Twitch and YouTube

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and I wasn't making money on any of them.

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And then like over time, the money I made

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I just put back into it.

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And then over time,

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I had enough money to hire an editor

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and then you get into that and then you start a business

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and then now you're getting like, it's like,

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if you don't start going, I wanna be a streamer.

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First thing I'm gonna do is make an LLC.

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It's like, no, you fucking just stream,

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get into that shit, you edit your own content

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and then over time, you kind of off put work

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to other avenues.

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Cloak's the real OG, Cloak is my OG editor, yeah.

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Over to WAP.com today.

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And 3FS.

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But now back to Joe in the business he was just starting to build it started with diversifying

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his audience because unlike YouTube and Twitch your follower count is kind of empty on tiktok

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you can have a million followers on there and make no money because the platform simply

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more row not even underpaying it's just they weren't paying like the most the most

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I said this I think the most I ever made in a month how much was the most I ever made

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in a month on tech talk.

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It was during the start of the minute creator fund.

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So it was like no creator fund.

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And then they had a creator fund

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where you just got paid per views.

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And then they removed that.

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And then you only got paid for videos

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that were over a minute.

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Anything under a minute, you don't get paid at all.

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And I think that's still the case now.

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But how much you got paid per video

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that was over a minute was like way higher,

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just on launch.

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And then it just slowly nosedived over time.

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It doesn't pay it's credit.

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Now it's three minutes.

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I don't know if they've changed it

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because I haven't posted in fucking forever.

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Oh my God, this is literally Cam in Cam's chat.

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Yo, Cam, that is hilarious

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that you're in this video.

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There's anything worthwhile.

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Like I was probably making like what, 10K?

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Yeah, like how much is that?

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It was $123.

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This was 2025, so this is during the minute creator fund.

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How many views is that?

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16 million views, $123.

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Like that puts that shit in perspective, bro.

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That's so bad.

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A hundred and twenty three dollars sixteen million views?

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Are you fucking crazy?

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We're making like, what, ten K a year?

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It was, I was making less than minimum wage.

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So, in the summer of 2020, just before starting his freshman year,

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college, Joe announced his first ever Twitch.

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I'm gonna start streaming.

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He has that a little out of order.

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So he was like, oh, so I was making less than minimum wage, so I started Twitch.

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I had no money when I started Twitch.

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Like, the creator fund wasn't even a thing when I started Twitch.

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Video games on if I'm correct when did the creator funded initially launch? I think it was August or September of 2020

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Maybe later

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July apparently it was a 200 million dollar creator fund. Yeah, but I think it was only a certain people

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Yeah, it was a beta rewards program. I don't know if I even got in on that

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I think I was in on that in like September and

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And it was just like whatever cam showed you it was like it was all like very very little for the views

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He started moving viewers from tiktok to twitch where he'd stream games like rocket league and fall guys

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Then he'd take the best moments from those streams and posting to YouTube by fall of that year

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Yeah, bro. I used to I used to edit my own videos on iMovie

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Joe was juggling multiple tiktok uploads today trimming on twitch making youtube content all while managing his classwork in college

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What a shit video, dude. Oh my god.

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I wrote out on note cards.

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I remember I just bought because I didn't know, bro.

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This is literally when I had no money.

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I wanted to do...

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That's why, like, bro, when you see smaller streamers do it,

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like, I understand I can do Amazon reviews now

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and I spend fucking $3,000 on a video and shit.

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It's like, I have the money to do that now.

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When I started out, bro, if you're a smaller streamer

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and you want to just do some, like, bullshit-ass idea, do it.

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Right? In hindsight, I watched this and I'm like, this is dumb,

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but it was like, it was content at the time.

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I literally bought like two fucking Valentine's Day

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Like chocolate mystery boxes and just reviewed them for like two hours, and that's all I did

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Classwork in college. What was the schedule like in college? There's so much going on. How do you manage that?

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It was a lot, like balancing streaming and college suck

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But it was so doable and I hate when streamers say oh, I really needed to drop out to pursue streaming like get

02:06:27.500 --> 02:06:33.260
Yeah, no, literally and that actually pisses me off so much. Just say you want to drop out. I was having this conversation

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I think with Martin at

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Streamer games. I was like if you want to drop I don't have a problem with streamers not getting degrees

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I think it's not needed right to be a streamer

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But I don't like when people use streaming as an excuse to not get a degree where they're like, I don't have time

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Don't say that you have time. You just don't want to

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Out of here. I was growling you need Marlin Marlin wasn't at streamer games. He flaked and in college

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The entire time. Thank you for three million followers

02:07:06.420 --> 02:07:11.440
By December Joe could five million followers on tick tock in just a few months after us for a stream

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What do you mean flaked he was supposed to be on a team and then he dropped not a flake flake would be just not showing up and not saying you're

02:07:18.180 --> 02:07:21.900
Not gonna show up, but he was on a team and then he did something

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Viewers on Twitch

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That's an og clip that's an og clip that's what I'm saying bro

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That's what I'm saying you can make content out of no money like I had no money during this the Danny DeVito

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Cardboard cut out was an investment. I remember I wrote this off for a video

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Because it was like a $50 cardboard cutout and it was like I don't have the money to spend on this

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So I was just using like bit donors to buy like better mics

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So I remember this was like an upgrade. I used to have a blue snowball and then I bought this yeti and this was expensive at the time

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This was like a big mic and then I finally I still had a webcam

02:08:00.440 --> 02:08:06.720
I have like a Chinese 1080p webcam and then I upgraded that to like a Sony a6000 which was the camera

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I had before this one

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the ego kind of starts to disappear versus.

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No, people are going to, people are going to flame me for this,

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but literally listen and I'll explain.

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Like, was there a low point, a moment where you're like,

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holy, I got to change?

02:08:49.720 --> 02:08:50.320
Yeah.

02:08:50.320 --> 02:08:55.520
I, I don't really, I don't think there was like an aha, right?

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It wasn't like a light switch flip.

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It was more over the span of like a, I met you at the end

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of this douche era.

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Yeah.

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No, literally like as I was coming out of it, six month

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period where I was like, I'm kind of being a dickhead.

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I always say it was a mixture of things, bro.

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Like there was a majority.

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There was, it wasn't like one thing that was like, oh, this is going to make me a better person.

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I do credit like a shroom trip to a degree, but I, that was just me talking about like

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if there was a catalyst, but that wasn't really it.

02:09:24.580 --> 02:09:27.040
It was starting philosophy classes.

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I had a shroom trip and I had an ego death and it was like, I'm going to die one day.

02:09:30.200 --> 02:09:31.280
I need to be a better person.

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I need to treat people better around me.

02:09:33.640 --> 02:09:35.920
At the time I had started dating Brooke.

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I think she did make me a better person at the time, right?

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And I know we're not together now anymore,

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but I think she and I grew a lot as a partner to her, right?

02:09:46.540 --> 02:09:47.780
Or with her rather.

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I started taking philosophy classes.

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I obviously had my frontal fucking lobe growing

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because I was getting older.

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So it's like, it was like five things at once, right?

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And I started caring more about mental health.

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So it was like so much shit, right? Like I was so keen on like people not killing themselves. I

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Had a shrimp trip. I it was like it was like nine things at once

02:10:15.660 --> 02:10:18.260
So like when they asked me that I was like, I don't really know so I said mushrooms

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But like that there was no individual catalyst for that

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Coupled with a variety of things said I don't know if you can include this in the video. That's up to you

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um, I

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Tripped on mushrooms for the first time like and I hate when people talk about like that being it

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How do you take shrimp so much?

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I don't take shrimp so much, bro.

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I've been taking shrimps in over a year.

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Well, that was me.

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Dude, I, okay, I took shrimps a lot in like a short span

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and then I didn't take it for a while.

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That's cap, it's not cap.

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May of 20 over a year.

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How's it May?

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I don't remember.

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It might've been, it might've been March or May of 25.

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maybe before a like a genuine changing sweet brain was it feel like hallucinating

02:11:10.540 --> 02:11:15.860
you would never I couldn't describe it to you factor in their life because it's

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like okay cornball like that's what made you you know really have that life

02:11:20.120 --> 02:11:23.480
you called me on mushrooms one time telling me you loved me did I really

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Susie stop did I actually

02:11:32.200 --> 02:11:37.360
don't fuck with me did I actually when I called you on mushrooms and told you I

02:11:37.360 --> 02:11:42.120
loved you oh my god it's much but I think it was like it was a part of it you

02:11:42.120 --> 02:11:47.200
know like a few years ago it removed the the grooves of life that I have gotten

02:11:47.200 --> 02:11:51.680
into and it made me reset to a point where I had to kind of look in my

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Bro, there was one time I hugged Earth for like an hour.

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Like I just laid on the ground, like starfish face down, and I was like, I'm hugging Earth.

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Myself, a lot of the people that I knew in philosophy classes as well were sharing ideas that, you know, I may have heard, but not resonated or understood fully.

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How did you become an addict? Like, why?

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I don't take much, bro. I'm not an ad.

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Okay, I'm addicted to weed, admittedly.

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Admittedly, I'm addicted to weed.

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I have not taken mushrooms in every year.

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I'm gonna add it.

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Don't do drugs, don't do drugs.

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This is not advocating, I'm not advocating for this.

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It was so much like, wow, I'm gonna die one day.

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I should kind of treat people in a way

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that's like, this is our only life.

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And I credit my viewers a lot

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because in that time,

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parasocial relationships built a little bit,

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which is bad, but at the same time,

02:12:49.560 --> 02:12:51.000
there were people coming to me

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For the first time going, I want to myself.

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Yeah, it was around, dude, that's what I'm saying.

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There's so many things.

02:12:57.520 --> 02:12:58.960
You are chatting to your last streamer

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because you're ending it all.

02:13:00.120 --> 02:13:02.800
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I remember that was the first time

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I had somebody come into my stream and say that.

02:13:08.560 --> 02:13:12.160
The problem though, I remember, it wasn't that person.

02:13:12.160 --> 02:13:13.440
It was a person after that.

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I helped that person.

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And then after that, there would

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be more people that would come in

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and I would give them more personal advice.

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and then they literally treated me like a therapist

02:13:22.240 --> 02:13:24.920
and they would come back like every day,

02:13:24.920 --> 02:13:26.800
being like, this is what I'm going through,

02:13:26.800 --> 02:13:28.240
you need to help me with this.

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And then they would get upset if I didn't.

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And I was like, this is bad.

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And that's when I made like a first video

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about parasociality.

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And I was like, y'all have to realize

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like there is a separation between like being your friend

02:13:40.640 --> 02:13:42.880
and me being able to help you through this.

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And so I had to approach it in a different way.

02:13:45.080 --> 02:13:47.840
Instead of like, lock in, it was that.

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What happened?

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One of my subs just said he's a...

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itself. Dude, do you need help? Because I was going, yeah, even though I'm 19, you know,

02:13:58.800 --> 02:14:04.680
there are people, I might have been 18 in that clip, that actually look up to me in a

02:14:04.680 --> 02:14:10.960
way that's like, I need to be better. Life is the best thing that will ever happen, no

02:14:10.960 --> 02:14:14.880
matter how bad it can get. Life is amazing.

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Now put yourself in that chair for a second. You're 19 years old. You started streaming

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to play video games, to have fun and make people laugh, and somebody you've never met

02:14:22.960 --> 02:14:26.720
just told you they're planning their own death, and out of everyone in their life, they picked

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you to tell.

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I feel like no one cares when I want to end it all live if they plan-

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Yeah, September of 2022.

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And so you'll probably never see me again, I want to say you make me laugh.

02:14:35.680 --> 02:14:40.520
Yeah, I would have been like, ehhhh, no I would have been 20 here but this is

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later on, I don't have that fucking carrot cut.

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I'm gonna self-octaver second and no one will remember me.

02:14:46.500 --> 02:14:50.180
When this kept happening, Joe would go live and sooner or later, somebody would show up

02:14:50.180 --> 02:14:53.380
in a genuine crisis, typing their darkest thoughts into a twitch chat.

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Don't be a mood killer, I just want to say my family basically bullies me every day and

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I can't keep them to stop.

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I've been thinking about suicide a lot.

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When Joe first started getting these messages from Chatters, his initial response was the

02:15:03.620 --> 02:15:05.660
same as anyone with the hearts would be.

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He wanted to help.

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Both on stream and off of it, Joe took the time to talk to those viewers, getting

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to know them on a personal level and giving them real advice just like you would

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with the friend.

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guys mean wrong to me if you need help with something like that I can try my best so that's

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why I'm kind of chill and it sucks bro I'm certainly like dissociate right now I'm like

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staring into the abyss thinking about this holy shit this is like a flashback bro like

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I haven't seen these clips in so long I use I used to be able to be more personable

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too because I had a smaller audience now it's like I just wouldn't be able to do

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that.

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I think they're pausing the stream for the last, like, 15 minutes to talk about this because

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that's important.

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But there's a harsh reality that all streamers have to learn eventually.

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Your viewers aren't your friends.

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They can't be.

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I have had probably 20 people come to me about themselves, like, all in live.

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The first two times it's happened, I have tried to-

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Yeah, bro, then they actually hear their friend.

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That shit gets bad, bro.

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They actually hear their friend and then they guilt trip you.

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Like that's where like I, and I, and I think parasociality is overused.

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And I think the, the majority of times that people say the word parasocial,

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you're not actually being parasocial or it's such a, at such a low level that it's

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not bad. But like, I've genuinely dealt with viewers where like,

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I've helped them through a depressive episode and then they legitimately

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think they're my friend.

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And then they get upset when I'm like, yo, I'm not.

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And I've had moments on stream where they'll like email me and they're like, oh, I'm just gonna kill myself again

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then and then it's like now you're holding that over my head and it like looms and it's like that's fucking weird and

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Then you ban them right then use ban and block them at that point

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And that's where it's like you got to take a crazy pivot because it's like those people like I've learned bro

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I want to help people

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As much as I can

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And this is gonna sound mean, but there are genuine leeches.

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Like there are leeches in life

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that will just suck every ounce of energy out of you

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and not care.

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And that's just not even in the streaming verse.

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Like that's just like, like there are people

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that will do that in such a toxic way,

02:17:26.840 --> 02:17:30.960
not return anything and just like fuck off.

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Like, and then when you don't help them,

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they'll like guilt trip you.

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I dealt with it in a parasocial way.

02:17:36.080 --> 02:17:38.760
You've probably dealt with it in just like a personable,

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like person to person way.

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And it's like, it's dude, it's exhausting.

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And it's like, I had to change that shit quick.

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And it was hard.

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I don't know what they're typing it.

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It's like a Fortnite code, but yeah.

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Like help them.

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And then it just ended badly in terms of-

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Oh no, that's not a Fortnite code.

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That's probably a fucking suicide hotline.

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I'm getting parasocial towards me and then non-stop coming to me.

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You see, the relationship between a streamer and a viewer is way more complicated than

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a normal friendship.

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When you spend hours watching someone through a screen, day after day, your brain starts

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doing something weird.

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You pick up their sense of humor.

02:18:13.720 --> 02:18:17.320
You learn their opinions, their moods, what makes them laugh and what sets them off.

02:18:17.320 --> 02:18:20.880
You come to know them the way you'd know a friend, except they have no idea you

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even exist.

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Yeah, and then they feel like, like, I mean, dude, there is, there is that level now where, like, I mean, I don't know. I think you deal with more deep-rooted parasociality when you're smaller, because they think they're more friends with you.

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Like, if you go into a smaller streamer's Twitch chat, over half the chatters are parasocial as fuck. And that's just me being fully transparent here.

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streamers chat with like sub 50 viewers. Half of those people are so

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perishential because they genuinely think they're friends with the streamer

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and that's like why they watch them. And it's like battling that as a small

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streamers uber sucks because when you're that small you kind of have to

02:19:02.280 --> 02:19:06.600
cater to those viewers because if you don't they'll leave and you can't

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really act how a big streamer would because you have to be more intimate

02:19:10.680 --> 02:19:14.600
with your audience because your chat's slower. As you get bigger

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You kind of weed those people out and then you just deal with like stalker weirdos

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So it's like I don't really have that level of parasociality anymore

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Now there's people that are just like obsessed with me in like a really weird way where it's like they really hate me or they really like me

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Uh, so it's like that's what you deal with now. Don't really want to get into that

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But yeah, it's like there's two it changes you do it. It's parasociality versus like

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Like creepy creepy creepy people

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If I invited you to my wedding, would you come never in a million years?

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And you could say that's mean.

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I don't know you.

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This is what's called I dude, like, like, like, I feel like you're joking because of

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what we're talking about.

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And I don't mean to be mean when I say that, but I just put all my out.

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Yeah, I've had people invite me to their weddings.

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And it's different if you're like my editor or somebody that like works for me.

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But if you're just a chatter, bro, what am I pulling up?

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I'm pulling up open bar front row at your wedding.

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I don't know you or your spouse, and I'm sitting there.

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I hope he's joking, bro.

02:20:24.280 --> 02:20:26.600
There's people that have actually invited me to the weddings,

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though.

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And I'm just like, I'm not going.

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Like, I need, like, I, I, I, I get it.

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It's like the courtesy.

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When people invite me to their wedding, I take it as,

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hey, Joe, I really fuck with you.

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I'm just using this as a token of appreciation.

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And I go, thank you.

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No, I won't go.

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But it's like let's play that out if you've actually invited me to your wedding if I pulled up. I'm ruining your wedding

02:20:50.000 --> 02:20:51.800
I'm ruining your wedding

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Your wedding is supposed to be about you and your spouse if I pull up. I'm fucking up your wedding

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Like what it would be so awkward. It wouldn't make any sense

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I don't know the connections that you two have with one another or me

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It'd just be weird like if there's no world

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Wouldn't be weird for the parasocial relationship, and it can be a dangerous thing now a scary home invasion as three

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Like if Brady invited me to his wedding. Yeah, I'd go he works for me. I know Brady

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I play video games with Brady, but like a random viewer of mine. That's like even a dedicated chatter

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I'd be like bro. What?

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Mast intruders with guns grab a popular influencer by the hair. How's that amaranth?

02:21:37.240 --> 02:21:43.280
Man named money three guys came into my room turned all the lights on and then they were had the gun pointed at me

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While most parasocial relationships don't reach this level there's always a possibility that it came three popular twitch

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Streamers face a terrifying encounter while live streaming along the Santa Monica pier

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If the streamer leans too far one way they might come across as uninterested or cold

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But lean too far the other and viewers can mistake an occasional reply for friendship. Please stop following me. It's getting weird

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It's getting strange. I don't know you okay, bro

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I just think if you're doing that shit, bro, you should just get body slammed into the fucking pavement

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I

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Am so and I know that's like fucked up to say bro if you're following like streamers around and shit

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like your ass should get pile-drived into the concrete and it's like bro

02:22:31.240 --> 02:22:35.480
I was talking to Ron about that shit when they were on stream and that kid like fucking got in a

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board-ash car or some shit like pull up to their house and they broke his phone and then they almost got sued

02:22:40.000 --> 02:22:46.080
I'm like, bro, you should have fucking broke his jaw. I'm like that fucking guy's a weirdo, man. Holy shit

02:22:46.500 --> 02:22:47.780
So please leave me alone

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That's where things can take a turn for the worst because now that attention can turn into expectation

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And when the expectation of a response to the next chat isn't met, it can feel less like being ignored by a streamer and more like a betrayal.

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Is that why you don't do IRLs? I mean, you can say that's a reason.

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I just don't want to get into IRL streaming in general, but I do think IRLing is really weird.

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Why someone that they thought they knew.

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It's a weird parasocial relationship that forms.

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Bro, that's not parasociality, bro. The shit she dealt with, that's literally just like fucking psychopath.

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I'm not even aware that this person is forming that typically until they're like about to show up or they do show up

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The gap is hard to manage which is why most streamers keep a bit. It's worse for women too

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It's like for like guys deal with like people that just like harass them more whereas

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I think women deal with like actual fucking weirdos, bro. Oh my god

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They're up around the heavy personal stuff how because there's really lonely men that get hyper obsessed with pretty streamers

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and think that they'll marry them one day and they get really aggressive when they

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find out that's not gonna happen and then it becomes a if I can't have her no

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one can like out of like a delusional movie scene my sister's dad let's try

02:24:07.920 --> 02:24:11.160
let's try and keep it you would positive please don't talk about that in my

02:24:11.160 --> 02:24:14.160
chat please there's some man just don't like to hear or talk about you

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And you can't really blame them at the end of the day streamers are supposed to entertain at some point

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There has to be a boundary between caring about the no, I get it. I think there's like certain moments to where it's like

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Sometimes it's not like I wouldn't ignore the message like all deaf and up and say something

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But like it's easier for me to talk about mental health if I'm doing a solo stream versus like I've had times where I'm like

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Drinking and doing a Mario Party segment and then somebody's like hey, Joe

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I'm gonna kill myself right now and I'm like I'm on call with three people and I'm drunk and

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Now you want me to talk you down

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And it's like that's hard right like that's like that's happened multiple times

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I remember that it's not even just during Mario Party like it could just be like any random segment where I'm like

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I'm like actively with other streamers. We're like bantering about something or mid-turning and then somebody's like yo

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This is it and it's like I'll still pause but it's like I I you're not gonna get a great

02:25:12.780 --> 02:25:18.540
Like piece of advice out of me, you know in that moment people watching and becoming responsive just ignore it

02:25:18.860 --> 02:25:22.000
It's easier to say that from for you

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Or in general versus like the worm in the back of my head going if I don't do something

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There's a 5% chance that this person's legitimately serious

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and actually going to kill themselves right now.

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And if I did say something, maybe I'd be able to stop them.

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And then like that night, I'll be thinking like,

02:25:41.980 --> 02:25:43.980
damn, did that guy shoot himself?

02:25:44.980 --> 02:25:46.980
Well, for everything that they bring into the chat.

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Even though I don't know them.

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It's like, I don't know that person.

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It's more so the mindset of like,

02:25:51.980 --> 02:25:54.980
I could have potentially saved somebody's life.

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Who attached to you?

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Where they see you as an actual friend that they have.

02:25:58.980 --> 02:26:03.240
So I feel like that is kind of a boundary that you have to set as a streamer

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But it's hard to gauge where that line is Joe had every reason to draw that same boundary

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He'd answered the heavy messages taking car say I won't claim and stream right now

02:26:12.540 --> 02:26:17.740
Moody if you claimed and stream right now while I'm talking about suicide. I would not end stream right now

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Respectfully, this would probably be the worst time for you to do that

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Conversations off stream and learn what could happen when things become too fair social

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The first two times I helped somebody with old issues, they just kept messaging me, and

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then they got upset when I stopped messaging them, so it's more of a bad issue.

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But mental health meant too much to him. Ignoring somebody who might not make it through the

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night was never a choice he could live with. After those early mistakes, Joe implemented

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two important factors that would eliminate those odd parasocial dynamics from coming

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into the picture. For starters, he removed any one-on-one interaction. All conversations

02:26:53.940 --> 02:27:10.580
with chatters were strictly held on stream from the twitch chat.

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but most importantly, he made the pivot from trying to be the help himself and became the middleman.

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Fine, if you're depressed and you want to come to me for advice, but when it comes to the gravity of

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seeking an expert is better than seeking Joe Bartolozzi, a Twitch streamer,

02:27:25.780 --> 02:27:28.900
a tech talker, you know what I mean? For those who came into the chat looking for help.

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It's crazy how Joe developed these boundaries this early into the game. It wasn't even really

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that early into the game, though. I mean, like this would have been like most of these

02:27:34.980 --> 02:27:40.660
these clubs are from like mid ladder, like ladder half of 2021. So it would have been

02:27:40.660 --> 02:27:48.100
like October 2021 era into 2022. Joe is there to give them a few encouraging words and push

02:27:48.100 --> 02:27:51.460
them in the right direction. I've had not so good thoughts if you know what I mean and

02:27:51.460 --> 02:27:54.980
listening to your advice and others has helped me even during those hard times. If you ever

02:27:54.980 --> 02:27:59.060
have thoughts reach out to somebody genuinely go to a therapist psychiatrist talk to somebody

02:27:59.060 --> 02:28:04.420
that can help you. Not the answer. Like there's there's only so much I'm able

02:28:04.420 --> 02:28:08.500
to do as a creator, especially seeing that I don't know the person.

02:28:08.500 --> 02:28:17.700
So that's why I try to do the charity streams for like, you know, 988 or AFSP or Trevor

02:28:17.700 --> 02:28:18.700
projects.

02:28:18.700 --> 02:28:23.100
We're doing reactions today and it's a charity stream.

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We raised $2,700, which was matched 3X by the Melinda Bill Gates Foundation.

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Uh, so done in the chat for that, goes through a good cause, saving lives.

02:28:33.660 --> 02:28:35.380
And for a while, this worked pretty well.

02:28:35.380 --> 02:28:40.260
Well, while I did my first charity stream that long ago, that's fucking wild, bro.

02:28:40.260 --> 02:28:43.060
That was before the G Fuel fridge.

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That had to be like early 2021, or not 2021, 2022.

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Because that was prior to me even working with G Fuel.

02:28:51.460 --> 02:28:54.900
It seems kind of small, Joe's brief, but encouraging words were actually...

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One's next charity stream, American Cancer Society, August 19th.

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making a difference in people's lives.

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And I love now that I matched Dono's.

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Like I used to not have the money to do that

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so I would usually just donate like fucking two, three hundred bucks

02:29:08.820 --> 02:29:10.820
and now I could just like every charity stream I do

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I'm just like I'm matching chat Dono's up to 10k.

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It's like just easier to do.

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Year now and I want to say thank you for that

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and then we raise more helping me through this past year

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with having to deal with my grandpa's side

02:29:21.820 --> 02:29:23.820
and my own personal problems.

02:29:23.820 --> 02:29:25.820
You're definitely my favorite top streamer

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He never stopped

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But by the time Joe graduated college

02:29:30.440 --> 02:29:33.620
Thank you, Maggie come loud. I by the way Maggie come up. Sorry. He's had started to change

02:29:33.620 --> 02:29:36.500
His viewer count climbed to some of the highest and all streaming

02:29:36.500 --> 02:29:42.940
Oh, by the way, there are there's a small group of people that actually believe that I and lying about getting a philosophy degree and

02:29:43.340 --> 02:29:45.800
That I never went to college

02:29:47.300 --> 02:29:52.060
Keep in mind if you want to get into the real I guess brain worm idiots on social media

02:29:52.060 --> 02:29:55.460
There are people that like actually convince themselves. There's a video of me graduating

02:29:55.820 --> 02:30:01.260
There was a video of me graduating and they said that I lied about getting into grade.

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College, things had started to change. His viewer count climbed to some of the highest

02:30:04.860 --> 02:30:07.100
and all of streaming. In managing the expectation-

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It's AI. Yeah, AI'd this guy. I AI'd this guy in the back, too. He never stopped.

02:30:13.580 --> 02:30:17.260
But by the time Joe graduated college, things had started to change. His viewer

02:30:17.260 --> 02:30:21.020
count climbed to some of the highest and all of streaming. In managing the expectation of

02:30:21.020 --> 02:30:25.340
that many chatters is a totally different beast. Like right now I average 10k.

02:30:25.820 --> 02:30:33.100
Chats horrible. Yeah, like yeah. Oh my god. That was then yeah, this was like a month ago. Yeah, I got a lock in

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I want to get into the videos. I'm trying to get stressed up right now 30. Yeah

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Yeah, I also did just get back and there's a lot of clips from streamer games

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Back end of the summer. Yeah, I can tell this was gonna happen at the start of stream when I got like nine messages

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Just unloaded on to me with this many viewers watching Joe found himself caught between two groups that wanted completely different things from him

02:30:53.260 --> 02:30:58.860
Even still you average like 17k. Yeah, no, you're right. Like I mean this is just inflated for today

02:30:58.860 --> 02:31:03.220
I think like once like late August September hits, it'll probably I was telling my mom's I was like

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It'll probably get to like 12 because on one hand some viewers folk that he wasn't doing enough to help

02:31:07.500 --> 02:31:12.420
I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't you graduated with sumo come. Loudie

02:31:13.460 --> 02:31:20.420
Magna come loudie. Yes care about me lame comment. I have 5,000 people in my stream that are spanning right now. Oh

02:31:20.420 --> 02:31:22.420
Oh

02:31:22.560 --> 02:31:27.620
Yeah, no this person's a loser. I'm sorry. This is like I know this is actually loser shit

02:31:27.700 --> 02:31:33.280
Can you give me help? I'm really suicide of blah blah blah and then they say I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't care about me

02:31:33.280 --> 02:31:40.460
I mean like pity party like this is literally just like pick me manipulative like I'll just say that like all hard pivot, bro

02:31:40.460 --> 02:31:47.020
I get you like this is like actually just fucking loser shit. This is like this is like toxic

02:31:47.020 --> 02:31:51.400
fucking boyfriend girlfriend energy of like you don't care about me I'm gonna

02:31:51.400 --> 02:31:55.900
care myself I'm also playing a video game and then I don't respond to you and

02:31:55.900 --> 02:31:59.620
you pull this guilt trip here but on the other hand there was a totally different

02:31:59.620 --> 02:32:03.660
group of viewers that were tired of the stream constantly stopping Jesus dude I

02:32:03.660 --> 02:32:07.420
like watching your streams but when you go on ramps like this that's all you

02:32:07.420 --> 02:32:11.620
do all the time that's annoying play the game do me a favor and never watch

02:32:11.620 --> 02:32:16.060
me again do me a favor and go fuck yourself no matter what Joe did someone

02:32:16.060 --> 02:32:18.560
felt ignored, and the messages were starting to get more demand-

02:32:18.560 --> 02:32:21.900
Yeah, I think I- like this was the era that I realized no matter what you do, there's

02:32:21.900 --> 02:32:23.520
always going to be people that hate you.

02:32:23.520 --> 02:32:24.520
Ending.

02:32:24.520 --> 02:32:27.220
Early on, people would briefly mention that they were struggling, and Joe would offer

02:32:27.220 --> 02:32:28.900
a few words of encouragement.

02:32:28.900 --> 02:32:29.900
Now they wanted more.

02:32:29.900 --> 02:32:34.860
Like, every stream, it's been getting more and more and more and more, like, involved,

02:32:34.860 --> 02:32:37.140
where people are genuinely asking me to fix their-

02:32:37.140 --> 02:32:40.420
Yo, Pro Fox, thank you for the five gift-its, and yeah, Moody, you're, like, mad

02:32:40.420 --> 02:32:41.420
delayed.

02:32:41.420 --> 02:32:44.900
Kid Buggy Scribble, Robin R. Mano Cheese, thank you for the five gift-its, Drizzy,

02:32:44.900 --> 02:32:50.020
the three Trent and Toby with the sub CLK hard and Sigma for the sub wiggly no Joe take over the sub

02:32:51.220 --> 02:32:55.060
love Jamie it's Hawks Shelby take over the five gift is AJ take over the three circus

02:32:55.060 --> 02:32:58.100
FR Kelsey and O think of the sub where I think of the sub chip think of the files but he's can't

02:32:58.100 --> 02:33:01.860
read bets right now I'm sorry Fred and Anna think of the three faster think of the three

02:33:01.860 --> 02:33:08.100
chip think of the thousand fifty bets fits you for the sub problems I can't I'm sorry but the

02:33:08.100 --> 02:33:12.580
hardest part was figuring out who genuinely needed help and who was only looking for attention

02:33:12.580 --> 02:33:20.580
How do you balance taking out a sub only keeping everybody happy and then also sorting through

02:33:20.580 --> 02:33:25.540
people who are just doing it for attention. I mean that's the struggle because I'm a suicide

02:33:25.540 --> 02:33:31.060
prevention advocate that is an avenue that a lot of people use to manipulate their way into being

02:33:31.060 --> 02:33:38.420
noticed or speaking to me on stream. Yeah I think that's the problem is because I'm a suicide

02:33:38.420 --> 02:33:47.300
prevention advocate it like lets the weirdos like seep in because they go oh if Joe won't respond

02:33:47.300 --> 02:33:55.700
to me I'll just pretend that I'm gonna kill myself and then he'll reply to me and so yeah if there's

02:33:55.700 --> 02:34:03.300
10 chats saying they're suicide also editor if this becomes a video and I hate to say this now

02:34:03.300 --> 02:34:08.160
You're gonna have to bleep every time I say the word suicide and kill myself.

02:34:08.560 --> 02:34:11.220
Edel, I'll pay you more.

02:34:11.460 --> 02:34:14.220
Six of them are fake. Remind me.

02:34:17.720 --> 02:34:23.360
Because I do so much mental health advocacy, the amount of people that come into my chat and fake things was absurd.

02:34:23.360 --> 02:34:27.160
I had one chatter that came in and they say,

02:34:27.160 --> 02:34:29.320
Hey, I'm the mother of so-and-so.

02:34:29.320 --> 02:34:31.320
Oh my god, this was recent.

02:34:31.480 --> 02:34:32.980
Do y'all remember this?

02:34:33.300 --> 02:34:39.100
Y'all fucking remember that shit? Oh my god. This was like a long time viewer, too

02:34:39.620 --> 02:34:42.020
Bro, this motherfucker comes in and

02:34:42.860 --> 02:34:44.860
Pretends to be his mom and

02:34:45.540 --> 02:34:49.940
Says that he took his life or she's like my son took his life

02:34:49.940 --> 02:34:55.260
He was your you were his favorite streamer blah blah blah and you know like what really?

02:34:55.700 --> 02:35:01.860
Fucking piss me off is because I've had chatters that have actually like gone through like terminal cancer and

02:35:01.860 --> 02:35:06.780
And they're gone now, Rip, on F cancer in the chat.

02:35:06.780 --> 02:35:10.000
But they were like a, I've had like real chatters

02:35:10.000 --> 02:35:11.820
that weren't faking it.

02:35:11.820 --> 02:35:14.620
I'd be like, I got diagnosed with cancer eight months ago.

02:35:14.620 --> 02:35:16.460
And then seven months ago, this is the update, update,

02:35:16.460 --> 02:35:17.340
update, update.

02:35:17.340 --> 02:35:19.220
Two months prior, I'm going on hospice

02:35:19.220 --> 02:35:20.980
and then eventually they pass their mom or dad

02:35:20.980 --> 02:35:22.140
comes in my Twitch chat and is like,

02:35:22.140 --> 02:35:24.260
hey, I'm just like, you know, so and so passed.

02:35:24.260 --> 02:35:26.820
So I've actually had that happen and it was real.

02:35:26.820 --> 02:35:30.060
And then following that, this guy comes into stream,

02:35:30.060 --> 02:35:38.300
pretends that he's dead and his mom is like informing me of this and during this I think

02:35:38.300 --> 02:35:42.380
they show the clip because they were like we have the clip of it when they were interviewing

02:35:42.380 --> 02:35:48.700
me. I'm like responding I'm like oh I'm so sorry blah blah blah and I'm very like stern

02:35:48.700 --> 02:35:53.980
about it because in my head alarms are going off. I'm going your son just took his life

02:35:53.980 --> 02:35:58.300
last night and the first thing you do as a parent is go into Joe Bartolos's twitch

02:35:58.300 --> 02:36:01.420
stream and let him know, right?

02:36:01.420 --> 02:36:04.940
Different if like your kid's dying of cancer on hospice,

02:36:04.940 --> 02:36:07.500
he's watching me every day, he's typing in my chat,

02:36:07.500 --> 02:36:10.380
they pass a week or two after passing,

02:36:10.380 --> 02:36:13.300
you come into my stream and let me know, right?

02:36:13.300 --> 02:36:15.580
Like that's a very normal way to go about this.

02:36:15.580 --> 02:36:17.300
In my head, I wanted to be like,

02:36:17.300 --> 02:36:20.180
if this is real, you're a bum ass mother.

02:36:20.180 --> 02:36:22.540
Like your kid takes their life

02:36:22.540 --> 02:36:24.100
and the first thing you do is go into

02:36:24.100 --> 02:36:27.220
Joe Bart's Twitch chat and be like, my son's dead, right?

02:36:27.220 --> 02:36:29.620
Like it just the most unreal shit you've seen.

02:36:29.620 --> 02:36:31.660
So I was still treating it like it was real.

02:36:31.660 --> 02:36:34.260
And then like a week later, bro comes back into chat

02:36:34.260 --> 02:36:37.980
and it's like, my brother took my friend.

02:36:37.980 --> 02:36:39.020
I'm sorry.

02:36:39.020 --> 02:36:40.900
And I banned him and he made like nine alts.

02:36:40.900 --> 02:36:42.140
And he was like, I'm sorry.

02:36:42.140 --> 02:36:44.980
I was just trying to, I was like, bro,

02:36:44.980 --> 02:36:46.660
you're a fucking loser.

02:36:46.660 --> 02:36:49.580
I'm like, I need to IP ban you from my Twitch chat, bro.

02:36:49.580 --> 02:36:50.980
Like that guy sucks.

02:36:50.980 --> 02:36:52.500
Oh, he took his own life.

02:36:52.500 --> 02:36:53.420
I just wanted to let you know

02:36:53.420 --> 02:36:54.740
you were his favorite streamer.

02:36:54.740 --> 02:36:56.980
I'm sorry that he took his,

02:36:56.980 --> 02:37:02.280
Yeah, this is the fucking clip and in my head. I'm sorry, bro. I'm gonna say in my head. I'm going. This is a lie

02:37:03.020 --> 02:37:07.140
Life, I don't really know what to say. I'm sorry

02:37:08.220 --> 02:37:11.140
I hope you're all right. I'm sorry for the loss of your son

02:37:14.180 --> 02:37:18.180
Come to find out and in my head I'm going as well that guy is

02:37:18.580 --> 02:37:19.780
deranged

02:37:19.780 --> 02:37:24.660
Like that guy needs help and so I remember I banned and after he came back and I was like, bro

02:37:24.660 --> 02:37:31.340
You need to go to therapy like not even on some like you're depressive bullshit because like I know he's not like there's something wrong with you

02:37:31.620 --> 02:37:37.500
Like if you're going to those extent if you're going to those lengths to like fake your own death to a threat streamer to get attention

02:37:37.980 --> 02:37:39.740
You're like

02:37:39.740 --> 02:37:45.740
Really fucked up mentally like something's wrong with you. Yeah, take it out of sub only caddy core, bro

02:37:45.740 --> 02:37:49.780
Thank you for the keys keep it out of sub only mods, please caddy core. Thank you for the raid of

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182 w raid caddy core. Sorry. We're talking about a serious topic here

02:37:54.540 --> 02:37:57.300
Mods shout out catty core think of it a fucking raid. I'll be reading the chat

02:37:57.740 --> 02:38:01.520
Randy James and time think of the three drk dirty uphill take up the five-fourth garbage

02:38:01.520 --> 02:38:05.780
I'm daddy and black think of this up mac core think of the three time for three

02:38:06.100 --> 02:38:09.940
Come back a month later, and they're like my bro. Catty. Thank you for the raid. I really appreciate that

02:38:09.940 --> 02:38:15.220
I'm sorry. We are in subtle me. They're type that band is locked in you're the chatter. I knew that

02:38:15.660 --> 02:38:19.700
I'm banning you man. That's been weird as this leaves Joe stuck

02:38:19.700 --> 02:38:24.220
I went on a ramp for like 20 minutes. I was like, bro, you're a fucking asshole

02:38:24.740 --> 02:38:30.620
I was like, that's like the that's like the biggest dork shit you could do. It's difficult to get right fake killing yourself

02:38:30.620 --> 02:38:33.920
So you and then hat pretend to be your mom coming into a twitch chat

02:38:34.300 --> 02:38:35.660
if I'm being honest

02:38:35.660 --> 02:38:39.140
I think a large portion of people that come into my chat and

02:38:39.860 --> 02:38:43.780
Say stuff that's idle are lying. Well, yeah, it's probably like 40%

02:38:43.780 --> 02:38:48.400
I would say like 40% of the people that come in with a lot of them get banned because they'll just span it

02:38:48.400 --> 02:38:55.580
And they're the ones that are like attention-feaning, but yeah, there's plenty like out of like say like a hundred people are like jump suicidal and chat

02:38:55.580 --> 02:39:00.600
Like 40 of them are lying 40 of them are lying or not serious

02:39:01.120 --> 02:39:07.120
They're like sad and they're saying they're suicidal either way. I have to treat it like it's real

02:39:07.320 --> 02:39:13.160
But I have to treat them all as if they're real because then I could on an off chance

02:39:13.160 --> 02:39:17.320
chance not take somebody yeah be telling a guy to fuck off that's like actually

02:39:17.320 --> 02:39:21.600
like going through it he seriously that is serious and that's the worst thing you

02:39:21.600 --> 02:39:24.880
could do ignoring the wrong message could have serious consequences but

02:39:24.880 --> 02:39:28.200
responding to every message was impossible and the pressure of truck same

02:39:28.200 --> 02:39:31.620
shirt yeah right where the same like sex tank tops I was beginning to wear him

02:39:31.620 --> 02:39:35.960
down I feel bad and I talked about this it's like I was 60% I don't get

02:39:35.960 --> 02:39:41.640
60% I feel like you're thinking like I it's less than half if I could it's

02:39:41.640 --> 02:39:44.520
It's less than half that are like, doing it for attention.

02:39:44.520 --> 02:39:47.400
How many are actually serious about how depressed they are?

02:39:47.400 --> 02:39:48.240
I don't know.

02:39:48.240 --> 02:39:49.440
Help.

02:39:49.440 --> 02:39:51.520
But like, sometimes I can't, you know?

02:39:51.520 --> 02:39:55.080
Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,

02:39:55.080 --> 02:39:57.400
especially seeing that I don't know the person.

02:39:57.400 --> 02:39:59.720
But there's one message that weighs on Joe the most.

02:39:59.720 --> 02:40:01.800
It's one that he's heard over and over again.

02:40:01.800 --> 02:40:03.760
But for some viewers, he's the only reason

02:40:03.760 --> 02:40:05.120
that they're still alive.

02:40:05.120 --> 02:40:14.960
Yeah, like I don't know if this is a real tweet probably the shit's crazy

02:40:17.360 --> 02:40:22.280
You were there when my dad passed you saved me from ending my own life more than anyone should

02:40:22.880 --> 02:40:25.480
I've realized so much because of you. I can't thank you enough

02:40:25.480 --> 02:40:30.560
You unknowingly have helped me with a lot my life has gotten about a lot better since watching you from your philosophy stuff

02:40:30.560 --> 02:40:34.080
Never had a favorite stream until I watched your streams and it kind of saved my life. No pressure

02:40:34.080 --> 02:40:37.040
I wanted myself you saved my life. I did not save your life

02:40:37.040 --> 02:40:37.840
You saved your own life

02:40:37.840 --> 02:40:43.400
Please get the help you need though if I'm the only reason that you stopped, you know wanting to kill yourself in that moment

02:40:43.400 --> 02:40:47.760
You need a lot of help outside of just watching my content when you hear some of the stories

02:40:48.400 --> 02:40:53.980
How big of a toll does that take on you because like I know I've watching through some of their clips

02:40:54.200 --> 02:40:58.800
Talking to people like this all the chat is asking who was checking on Joe. I

02:40:58.800 --> 02:41:02.160
I um, I mean I'm starting therapies

02:41:02.760 --> 02:41:05.840
I'm not saying it's bad to it's really unfortunate. You have to deal with it

02:41:05.840 --> 02:41:07.840
I have respect for you the way you handle the situations

02:41:08.160 --> 02:41:11.160
Do you get a therapy or have you gone to therapy for this? Yeah, I'm in therapy now

02:41:11.160 --> 02:41:16.640
I go to therapy every week it had my videos as well and it's helped and it's enabled me to be like

02:41:16.640 --> 02:41:21.120
Okay, I just got to cut back, you know like I don't really I don't really like force myself to go live anymore

02:41:21.240 --> 02:41:24.160
Or like anything like that like that's why I just like take time off

02:41:24.160 --> 02:41:28.840
That's why I'm like on for a week and then off three days on four off three or off on

02:41:29.320 --> 02:41:34.520
Offs on seven off three on three off four some bullshit like I just take more time off now

02:41:34.960 --> 02:41:38.580
Like because I can't get in my head and be like, oh if I don't go live somebody's gonna kill themselves

02:41:38.580 --> 02:41:44.220
Like I literally tell myself that like something to fall back on to make you feel happier versus like I'm

02:41:44.360 --> 02:41:48.120
I know your videos are because and that's not even like I was talking myself that I'm delusion

02:41:48.120 --> 02:41:51.320
There are people that are literally telling me that they're like I you're the reason I'm alive

02:41:51.320 --> 02:41:56.540
Like if you didn't go live today, I would have died and I'm like holy fucking shit, right?

02:41:56.540 --> 02:42:02.480
And I can't put that on myself and that's kind of like what I've learned over the years as well

02:42:02.880 --> 02:42:06.160
So it's like there's a lot of growth that's done and it's like I don't know

02:42:06.160 --> 02:42:12.600
I try to do like just base advocacy work now and just like charity streams in general to help instead

02:42:12.600 --> 02:42:14.200
And then like side note

02:42:14.200 --> 02:42:19.240
there are a lot of people that like reach out to me constantly to do like go fund me is there like different things and I

02:42:19.240 --> 02:42:21.200
I always say no to them and I feel bad,

02:42:21.200 --> 02:42:22.920
but it's like I can't do GoFundMe's, bro.

02:42:22.920 --> 02:42:24.320
Like you gotta realize that.

02:42:24.320 --> 02:42:25.520
And this is just like me saying this

02:42:25.520 --> 02:42:26.840
to my audience in general.

02:42:26.840 --> 02:42:28.360
Like if you ask me to do a GoFundMe,

02:42:28.360 --> 02:42:30.740
I'm like telling you no regardless of what it's about.

02:42:30.740 --> 02:42:33.480
Because if I do your GoFundMe, I have to do everyone's.

02:42:33.480 --> 02:42:35.040
I can't choose to do yours

02:42:35.040 --> 02:42:36.800
and then say no to somebody else.

02:42:36.800 --> 02:42:38.880
It's like I either do all of them or none of them.

02:42:38.880 --> 02:42:40.240
I always use the example of you bring,

02:42:40.240 --> 02:42:41.080
it's your birthday and you bring

02:42:41.080 --> 02:42:42.360
fucking donuts to class.

02:42:42.360 --> 02:42:44.760
You have to give everybody one or nobody one, right?

02:42:44.760 --> 02:42:46.120
You can't just give three of your friends

02:42:46.120 --> 02:42:48.280
a fucking donut and then nobody else, right?

02:42:48.280 --> 02:42:52.840
the same shit. So that's why I just do like only legitimate charities are the

02:42:52.840 --> 02:42:55.800
only thing that's keeping me alive. Take a second and think about what that

02:42:55.800 --> 02:42:59.160
actually means for the person receiving it. Somebody just told you that you're

02:42:59.160 --> 02:43:02.360
up. Why not give a little donation to the GoFundMe Pog because if I give a

02:43:02.360 --> 02:43:06.120
little donation to your GoFundMe and I don't to somebody else, guess what

02:43:06.120 --> 02:43:08.680
they're saying? You could say they're not gonna say that and I'm not

02:43:08.680 --> 02:43:13.320
saying everybody would but say I donated $200 to somebody's GoFundMe and

02:43:13.320 --> 02:43:17.680
then I don't donate to another chatters GoFundMe. I care less about

02:43:17.680 --> 02:43:22.880
their problems. That's how that works. In the mindset of a human, that's how that goes. You

02:43:22.880 --> 02:43:30.240
could say I'm wrong, but I know I'm right. Because I've seen it happen. If you, if you, even if I

02:43:30.240 --> 02:43:34.400
don't promote it, even if I donated one, they'd be like, Oh, thank you, Joe donated to it. They

02:43:34.400 --> 02:43:38.480
would post about it. And then I don't donate to somebody else's. So that's why I donate. That's

02:43:38.480 --> 02:43:42.080
why I match chat donors. That's why I do like when I hit five million, I donated 50k. Like,

02:43:42.080 --> 02:43:46.720
I donate money. I try to donate money. I don't want to be like money hungry and greedy.

02:43:46.720 --> 02:43:52.800
Right, but I can't donate to go find these because it's either all of them or none of them loads or anonymously

02:43:56.320 --> 02:44:01.340
You go into Jovart's twitch chat you go to you go into Jovart's twitch chat and you go hey man

02:44:01.340 --> 02:44:04.320
I have to go find me that night you get $500 anonymously

02:44:05.560 --> 02:44:09.680
Will bearing for their existence. Come on. Yes. Don't tell me that like I

02:44:10.800 --> 02:44:14.680
I'm glad I'm able to help me but like get help like get help

02:44:14.680 --> 02:44:17.760
please so what happens if you take a

02:44:17.760 --> 02:44:19.560
yeah somebody said his Santa Claus yeah

02:44:19.560 --> 02:44:21.920
break what happens if you burn out and

02:44:21.920 --> 02:44:24.520
quit on some level Joe now feels like he

02:44:24.520 --> 02:44:26.520
has to keep posting because somewhere out

02:44:26.520 --> 02:44:27.960
there's I'm happy you're putting yourself

02:44:27.960 --> 02:44:29.520
first more bro take care of yourself I

02:44:29.520 --> 02:44:30.920
love you judge ever thank you

02:44:30.920 --> 02:44:32.640
somebody's hanging on by his streaming

02:44:32.640 --> 02:44:33.960
schedule there will be people that

02:44:33.960 --> 02:44:35.080
like coming to my chat and you're

02:44:35.080 --> 02:44:36.800
like hey you prevented me from killing

02:44:36.800 --> 02:44:38.600
myself because I saw one of your

02:44:38.600 --> 02:44:40.440
videos and it made me laugh on service

02:44:40.440 --> 02:44:41.920
level that's great if you're me

02:44:41.920 --> 02:44:44.160
now I'm going oh I stopped posting

02:44:44.160 --> 02:44:47.040
people are gonna start killing themselves and beyond the pressure there's

02:44:47.040 --> 02:44:52.560
the sheer exposure to darkness Joe's videos are passing stream of people's

02:44:52.560 --> 02:44:57.800
lowest moments and when you're surrounded by that much pain for that long it

02:44:57.800 --> 02:45:03.600
eventually starts to get in that's like the one thing is the emotional drain I

02:45:03.600 --> 02:45:12.120
guess like I put a lot out after every stream Joe sits there for an hour just

02:45:12.120 --> 02:45:14.320
coming back down from what the job took out of them.

02:45:14.320 --> 02:45:16.520
Like when I'm done stream, I get off.

02:45:16.520 --> 02:45:21.520
I literally sit there in like silence for maybe an hour.

02:45:22.040 --> 02:45:25.560
I, yeah, bro, literally like, yo, after every stream,

02:45:25.560 --> 02:45:27.440
I like, I, I want to say this too.

02:45:27.440 --> 02:45:29.800
A lot of people think streaming is just going live

02:45:29.800 --> 02:45:30.640
and being done.

02:45:30.640 --> 02:45:32.520
Like there's a setup and then also a lot of shit

02:45:32.520 --> 02:45:35.080
after stream, bro, golf cart.

02:45:35.080 --> 02:45:36.960
Yo, golf cart, we're literally watching your video.

02:45:36.960 --> 02:45:39.200
W golf cart, thank you for the fucking 10 gifted subs.

02:45:39.200 --> 02:45:40.120
You do not need to do that.

02:45:40.120 --> 02:45:41.120
Thank you for the fucking 10 gifts.

02:45:41.120 --> 02:45:43.680
It's banger video, by the way, almost done it.

02:45:43.680 --> 02:45:48.200
But yeah, it's not just like going live and ending stream.

02:45:48.200 --> 02:45:50.160
You know, it's like,

02:45:50.160 --> 02:45:51.760
you end streaming and then there's shit after.

02:45:51.760 --> 02:45:55.120
It's also bro just like heavy decompression time.

02:45:55.120 --> 02:45:58.040
Like, usually after streams, we're like,

02:45:58.040 --> 02:45:59.920
I'm talking about deep shit like that.

02:45:59.920 --> 02:46:03.160
But I need like time to decompress

02:46:03.160 --> 02:46:05.160
just because that it, I'll let him speak

02:46:05.160 --> 02:46:08.320
is a lot at times.

02:46:08.320 --> 02:46:10.680
It takes a toll and I've gotten used to it,

02:46:10.680 --> 02:46:12.320
but it kind of builds.

02:46:12.320 --> 02:46:14.720
Like they're, I'll be good for a month

02:46:14.720 --> 02:46:16.920
and then there'll be a week where I'm just like,

02:46:16.920 --> 02:46:21.400
not, not there emotionally, I guess.

02:46:21.400 --> 02:46:23.560
And that's like a problem.

02:46:23.560 --> 02:46:26.280
So the obvious question is, why keep doing it?

02:46:26.280 --> 02:46:28.620
Every other streamer proved you can just let the messages

02:46:28.620 --> 02:46:30.480
scroll and the career survives.

02:46:30.480 --> 02:46:32.280
Joe could put up the full wall tomorrow

02:46:32.280 --> 02:46:34.080
and nobody could really blame him.

02:46:34.080 --> 02:46:35.880
I'm not sitting here acting like I'm sub-role model

02:46:35.880 --> 02:46:38.080
but if people are going through stuff

02:46:38.080 --> 02:46:40.240
and I recognize that they're watching my content

02:46:40.240 --> 02:46:45.140
to help them, that I want them to have some sort of guidance

02:46:45.140 --> 02:46:48.840
of redirection to be better themselves

02:46:48.840 --> 02:46:50.980
and also better their own mental health in a way

02:46:50.980 --> 02:46:52.360
that's good for them.

02:46:52.360 --> 02:46:54.440
Joe did the math and decided helping people

02:46:54.440 --> 02:46:55.920
is worth what it costs him.

02:46:55.920 --> 02:47:00.120
I enjoy making people happy more than the other aspects

02:47:00.120 --> 02:47:00.960
of the job.

02:47:00.960 --> 02:47:03.720
And that's what enables me to deal with this too.

02:47:03.720 --> 02:47:05.960
Like a lot of people are like, oh, push through the negative

02:47:05.960 --> 02:47:07.120
because you make money.

02:47:07.120 --> 02:47:09.280
I think I push through the negative

02:47:09.280 --> 02:47:11.800
because I can affect people more positively here

02:47:11.800 --> 02:47:13.700
than any other job that I could possibly.

02:47:13.700 --> 02:47:16.160
Yeah, because it's like, bro, the money's still involved

02:47:16.160 --> 02:47:18.360
and I think it's like my job at the end of the day,

02:47:18.360 --> 02:47:22.320
but like I don't need to stream as much as I do.

02:47:22.320 --> 02:47:26.960
Like I could post on YouTube once a week and be okay.

02:47:26.960 --> 02:47:27.960
Like.

02:47:27.960 --> 02:47:29.920
But once he saw what his platform could do

02:47:29.920 --> 02:47:31.320
for people that they're lowest,

02:47:31.320 --> 02:47:33.640
well, I know there's people that get done work

02:47:33.640 --> 02:47:35.800
and they wanna watch a job art video

02:47:35.800 --> 02:47:37.960
and I'm like hype that they wanna do that, right?

02:47:37.960 --> 02:47:43.680
Like, I have my own YouTubers when I was a kid, when I was in high school, when I was in college, even now,

02:47:43.680 --> 02:47:45.080
that, like, I watch every day.

02:47:45.080 --> 02:47:47.720
Looking away from that and stopped being an option he could live with.

02:47:48.040 --> 02:47:51.960
Thank you. My mom was diagnosed with cancer about nine months ago.

02:47:51.960 --> 02:47:54.280
Sorry to hear that, Paul. This is sad.

02:47:54.520 --> 02:47:58.080
We loved your philosophy streams. She also majored in philosophy.

02:47:58.080 --> 02:47:58.580
Really?

02:47:58.580 --> 02:48:00.480
A week ago, I found out she has two-

02:48:00.880 --> 02:48:02.480
Two more days to live.

02:48:02.480 --> 02:48:05.720
One of the final things we did was watch one of your YouTube videos.

02:48:05.720 --> 02:48:07.760
Your videos remind me of good memories.

02:48:07.760 --> 02:48:10.460
She passed away yesterday and you helped me cope.

02:48:10.460 --> 02:48:13.220
Just wanted to say thank you so much.

02:48:13.220 --> 02:48:14.960
You help more than you'll ever know.

02:48:16.760 --> 02:48:19.260
Oh my God, yo, that's just gonna make me cry.

02:48:23.300 --> 02:48:25.260
It's a weird job, dude.

02:48:25.260 --> 02:48:27.660
It's a weird job in social media.

02:48:27.660 --> 02:48:28.500
There's a lot of shit,

02:48:28.500 --> 02:48:32.380
but it's one of the most rewarding experiences.

02:48:32.380 --> 02:48:35.420
Just to be able to be someone to help other people

02:48:35.420 --> 02:48:36.780
is something that I wanna do.

02:48:36.780 --> 02:48:52.780
Yeah the money's good, yeah it's fun to play video games and shit, but like on a deeper level dude being able to make people's days is like genuinely what I want to do and I'm glad that I can.

02:48:58.780 --> 02:49:01.780
That was a good video, that's fucking sad bro.

02:49:02.260 --> 02:49:07.280
Like I don't I'm not really gonna cry about it right now just cuz it's like you know, I've seen it

02:49:08.140 --> 02:49:10.140
because I've obviously

02:49:10.260 --> 02:49:12.760
been the guy in those clips, but I

02:49:14.740 --> 02:49:20.160
Don't know man. It's really sad here in the shit like I remember there even when we played before your eyes

02:49:20.380 --> 02:49:23.680
the video the video game, which is a very sad game. It's just like I

02:49:24.420 --> 02:49:27.720
Don't know there's moments where it hits me and there's moments where it doesn't where it's like

02:49:27.720 --> 02:49:31.560
I'm numb and then sometimes it like breaks through and there's like, you know a fucking

02:49:32.200 --> 02:49:33.560
glint

02:49:33.560 --> 02:49:35.960
I guess it's just like I

02:49:39.320 --> 02:49:42.680
Don't know bro. Some of the shit y'all deal with this fucking tough

02:49:43.400 --> 02:49:47.560
That you're and say like, oh, I'm gonna try and compare chatters lives, but like

02:49:48.360 --> 02:49:52.960
Some of y'all fucking go through it man, and it's just like that's why I want to fucking be able to do that shit

02:49:52.960 --> 02:49:54.960
It's like the same reason like

02:49:54.960 --> 02:50:00.520
Bro like when I was a kid man, I was a lonely ass kid, bro. I had no fucking friends grown up like I

02:50:01.720 --> 02:50:04.680
Used to watch youtubers all the time you switch Minecraft youtubers

02:50:04.680 --> 02:50:07.520
Those were like that's why I always say I could go band for band for that shit, bro

02:50:07.520 --> 02:50:09.520
Because literally that's all I did all day

02:50:09.640 --> 02:50:12.240
I didn't really hang out with people or go play outside, bro

02:50:12.240 --> 02:50:17.600
When I was like ten years old all I had to do is fucking watch youtubers even told like through like early high school

02:50:18.640 --> 02:50:22.320
Not minecraft youtubers once I was in high school, but like other shit, you know

02:50:22.320 --> 02:50:25.280
Danny Duncan or people like that like I

02:50:26.920 --> 02:50:28.920
Don't know dude

02:50:29.240 --> 02:50:34.160
That was a good video though, bro subbed a golf cart. They genuinely make fucking banger videos

02:50:35.280 --> 02:50:39.800
Like actually banger videos. All right, I got a pee then we're gonna watch this last

02:50:40.240 --> 02:50:45.200
Horror video and then we're gonna hop into games. Glad you are it's Jerry and the sub war think of the three

02:50:45.400 --> 02:50:47.400
Jamie and three think of the sub

02:50:47.400 --> 02:50:51.820
Better stripper the most like SLR Johnny's makes the effort to interact with us. I mean, bro

02:50:51.820 --> 02:50:55.980
That's why I always say the other thing also. I'm sorry. I'm missing the majority of the donors today

02:50:56.220 --> 02:51:00.560
But that's why I throw chat and sub only like I know a lot of you guys don't have the money to sub and I don't want to

02:51:00.560 --> 02:51:04.820
I don't throw it in sub only so people do so but I always want to keep that level of chat interaction

02:51:04.820 --> 02:51:09.780
And it's really hard to do that like unlocked with like a lot of people in chat day some days

02:51:10.120 --> 02:51:14.740
So like I hope you know like if you're a chatter that isn't in sub only and you can't type when you want to like the

02:51:14.740 --> 02:51:16.140
The only reason I'm throwing it in suddenly

02:51:16.140 --> 02:51:20.620
is so I'm able to keep that interaction without like,

02:51:20.620 --> 02:51:21.700
I don't want to lose that.

02:51:21.700 --> 02:51:23.300
And I've always said that like,

02:51:23.300 --> 02:51:24.700
regardless of how big I get,

02:51:24.700 --> 02:51:26.420
like I want to keep that level of interaction

02:51:26.420 --> 02:51:28.980
that I've had when I had like 4K viewers.

02:51:28.980 --> 02:51:30.780
And I know like this is the peak of the summer

02:51:30.780 --> 02:51:32.060
and it's like I'm back from streamer games.

02:51:32.060 --> 02:51:33.220
So there's more people in stream today,

02:51:33.220 --> 02:51:35.580
but like, regardless, you know.

02:51:36.580 --> 02:51:37.460
Mika, think of the three.

02:51:37.460 --> 02:51:38.700
Am I Jimmy with the sub?

02:51:38.700 --> 02:51:42.060
Bray divided Omo, think of the sub 11 for the three.

02:51:42.060 --> 02:51:44.060
I'm sorry, I'm not pleased to not send bits right now.

02:51:44.060 --> 02:51:45.900
Ado and Matt, take it to the sub.

02:51:45.900 --> 02:51:47.520
Dr. Diabetes, take it to the 10 gift-ins.

02:51:47.520 --> 02:51:49.400
Honestly, I would just say don't send bits today.

02:51:49.400 --> 02:51:50.400
I just got back from streaming games.

02:51:50.400 --> 02:51:51.400
There's a lot of people.

02:51:51.400 --> 02:51:52.900
I'm not going to be able to read most of these messages.

02:51:52.900 --> 02:51:53.900
All right.

02:51:53.900 --> 02:51:54.900
Hold up.

02:51:54.900 --> 02:51:56.900
Let me cue a song in the middle of the day.

02:51:56.900 --> 02:51:58.900
I'm going to go ahead and do a little bit of a Q&A.

02:51:58.900 --> 02:52:00.900
I'm going to go ahead and do a Q&A.

02:52:00.900 --> 02:52:02.900
I'm going to go ahead and do a Q&A.

02:52:02.900 --> 02:52:04.900
I'm going to go ahead and do a Q&A.

02:52:04.900 --> 02:52:06.900
I'm going to go ahead and do a Q&A.

02:52:06.900 --> 02:52:08.900
I'm going to go ahead and do a Q&A.

02:52:08.900 --> 02:52:12.900
Hold up, let me cue a song and then we'll go to P.S.

02:52:12.900 --> 02:52:14.400
Actually, I'll read this real quick.

02:52:14.400 --> 02:52:16.900
It means a lot to somebody who struggled with suicidal ideations.

02:52:16.900 --> 02:52:18.900
I turned 16 in the night.

02:52:18.900 --> 02:52:21.400
On the 14th, it was hard for me to process never thought I'd be here.

02:52:21.400 --> 02:52:22.900
Thank you so much for caring about mental health.

02:52:22.900 --> 02:52:25.900
Please make sure you get the help you need and I'm glad that you're still here.

02:52:25.900 --> 02:52:26.900
All right, calm me down.

02:52:26.900 --> 02:52:28.900
Give me like a minute.

02:57:08.900 --> 02:57:18.900
Okay.

02:57:18.900 --> 02:57:21.580
Okay.

02:57:21.580 --> 02:57:23.580
Walk back in.

02:57:23.580 --> 02:57:29.580
Bryce is taking the sub, Zord taking the raid, Quantum Pineapple, Cola Black, Nick, Chicks,

02:57:29.580 --> 02:57:36.300
Key, Matt, and Ado taking the sub, hold up.

02:57:36.300 --> 02:57:38.300
I am not reading bets right now, brother.

02:57:38.300 --> 02:57:39.300
I'm sorry.

02:57:39.300 --> 02:57:41.300
I, it's pinned in chat.

02:57:41.300 --> 02:57:42.300
Please do not send bets right now.

02:57:42.300 --> 02:57:44.300
I keep saying it.

02:57:44.300 --> 02:57:45.300
Uh, missed thinking to the sub.

02:57:45.300 --> 02:57:46.300
Alex, thank you to the five gifted.

02:57:46.300 --> 02:57:48.300
Thank you to the sub, thank you to the five gifted.

02:57:48.300 --> 02:57:51.300
Is there a way that I can just turn off bets for a day?

02:57:51.300 --> 02:57:53.300
Am I able to do that live?

02:57:53.300 --> 02:57:56.300
I keep asking that.

02:57:56.300 --> 02:57:58.300
I think it's just, yes.

02:57:58.300 --> 02:58:03.300
I'm gonna look.

02:58:03.300 --> 02:58:05.300
Bits and cheering

02:58:06.300 --> 02:58:09.560
Enable pin bits it just says I could say bit them out. I

02:58:10.200 --> 02:58:14.540
Either turn off everything or I just have it the minimum bits

02:58:21.000 --> 02:58:28.140
There's no way to turn it off minimum bits to cheer minimum bits to emote enable pin the cheers whatever the fuck that means

02:58:34.260 --> 02:58:37.160
But the minimum really high they'll still just send bets

02:58:38.660 --> 02:58:41.620
And then they're paying more money for me to not read their message

02:58:43.300 --> 02:58:46.100
Make it really high I could just make it really high

02:58:47.700 --> 02:58:49.220
But I don't know

02:58:49.220 --> 02:58:52.540
Then with a sub Harry and most think of the sub Brian and Alex take a sub

02:58:52.540 --> 02:58:56.500
I'll look at it right now. I feel bad that I'm not reading this bets. Please do not send bets though

02:58:56.500 --> 02:59:01.740
I keep saying it. I feel like people hurt. I don't know if they're they don't read chat because they're typing it in chat. I

02:59:01.740 --> 02:59:06.500
I watched this video two days ago. I'm gonna say I truly care about you and so do a lot of other people

02:59:06.500 --> 02:59:08.420
I hope you're okay. You inspired me and most of the time

02:59:08.420 --> 02:59:09.300
I'm the only youtuber here

02:59:09.300 --> 02:59:13.460
I try to catch a stream so it's the time a lot of the times I feel lost and I'm not going to succeed in your concert

02:59:13.460 --> 02:59:17.120
Really helped me escape that well. I wish you the best bro. I'm sorry that you've been feeling that way

02:59:17.120 --> 02:59:20.220
I don't really know what else I could say though. Beco, take it this up

02:59:21.060 --> 02:59:23.180
And take it with a nice message. All right

02:59:24.300 --> 02:59:26.820
Lock it in CJ take it with a sub

02:59:26.820 --> 02:59:31.460
somebody asked for the name of the song he played I don't know you gotta

02:59:31.460 --> 02:59:35.940
choose them I don't know what auto played cuz I was gone for like four or five

02:59:35.940 --> 02:59:40.060
minutes all right lock in last video of the day and then we're getting into like

02:59:40.060 --> 02:59:43.580
two random games exclamation plate schedule if you know to the stream

02:59:43.580 --> 02:59:50.100
schedule ah lock in lock you can't just am them oh my god the lamp is low

02:59:50.100 --> 02:59:55.700
was this one the one before it was steely bands only a fool would stay

02:59:55.700 --> 03:00:01.320
would say that and then the one before that was final guess I was gone for like

03:00:01.320 --> 03:00:08.040
six minutes my bad all right lock in why whores the last real genre left

03:00:08.040 --> 03:00:12.480
horror has been having a moment all original films in every other genre

03:00:12.480 --> 03:00:17.360
have almost completely disappeared from the top box office slots well you know

03:00:17.360 --> 03:00:22.360
So it's gone, comedies, gone, disappeared, poof, thin air.

03:00:24.600 --> 03:00:26.740
No more fucking comedies are made, bro.

03:00:26.740 --> 03:00:28.900
Come on, let's bring that shit back.

03:00:28.900 --> 03:00:32.600
Let's get rid of, and you know, I'm gonna say this too.

03:00:32.600 --> 03:00:34.440
Who's the director of Obsession?

03:00:35.760 --> 03:00:37.700
What's his fucking name?

03:00:37.700 --> 03:00:38.960
What's his fucking name?

03:00:38.960 --> 03:00:40.440
He's blonde.

03:00:40.440 --> 03:00:42.080
I'm forgetting his name.

03:00:42.080 --> 03:00:43.640
Curry Barker.

03:00:43.640 --> 03:00:45.680
Make a fucking comedy film.

03:00:45.680 --> 03:00:49.020
Please, please, I see your skits.

03:00:49.020 --> 03:00:50.960
Make a comedy film.

03:00:50.960 --> 03:00:52.320
It's always horror movies

03:00:52.320 --> 03:00:53.920
because comedies don't make that much money

03:00:53.920 --> 03:00:55.160
in the box office.

03:00:56.740 --> 03:01:00.080
I feel like since like the late 2010s,

03:01:00.080 --> 03:01:01.560
even maybe mid-2010s,

03:01:01.560 --> 03:01:06.560
like after that Seth Rogen era of film,

03:01:07.680 --> 03:01:11.060
all comedies are gone.

03:01:11.060 --> 03:01:12.200
They don't make them anymore

03:01:12.200 --> 03:01:16.280
because they cost, they don't cost a lot of money to make.

03:01:16.280 --> 03:01:18.840
And like Hollywood only green lights movies

03:01:18.840 --> 03:01:22.760
that are gonna fucking gross $8 billion now.

03:01:22.760 --> 03:01:25.080
And they have fucking $200 million budgets.

03:01:25.080 --> 03:01:28.680
They don't really pump out like indie films anymore.

03:01:28.680 --> 03:01:31.920
The only genre that still does is horror

03:01:31.920 --> 03:01:35.160
because horror can have a high return on investment rate.

03:01:36.400 --> 03:01:37.840
And I love that.

03:01:37.840 --> 03:01:40.960
I think horror is in like a fucking golden age right now

03:01:40.960 --> 03:01:43.160
where they're making like banger movies.

03:01:43.160 --> 03:01:45.000
I just want that for comedy films.

03:01:45.000 --> 03:01:46.520
Cause I think comedy films are like

03:01:46.520 --> 03:01:49.720
some of my favorite genres, obviously.

03:01:49.720 --> 03:01:52.760
Like I wish there would be like a modern day super bad.

03:01:52.760 --> 03:01:54.760
I wish there was like a modern day,

03:01:55.640 --> 03:01:59.000
fucking, what's it called?

03:01:59.000 --> 03:02:02.640
Something X, Project X, something like that.

03:02:04.800 --> 03:02:06.800
Grownups 3 does not count.

03:02:06.800 --> 03:02:09.160
And Grownups 3 wasn't that funny.

03:02:09.160 --> 03:02:16.260
If I say modern comedy's dead and your rebuttal is grownups three, bro.

03:02:16.560 --> 03:02:19.460
Oh wait, not grownups three. What am I thinking of? Happy Gilmore 2.

03:02:19.560 --> 03:02:20.960
Other Adam Sandler movie.

03:02:21.060 --> 03:02:23.360
Grownups three will probably be good. It's not out yet.

03:02:23.860 --> 03:02:25.660
I did hear they're making one.

03:02:25.960 --> 03:02:28.960
But, but, I'm not saying grownups three, bro.

03:02:28.960 --> 03:02:30.460
I'm not talking about Adam Sandler movies.

03:02:30.460 --> 03:02:33.560
I'm talking about like, this is the end.

03:02:33.760 --> 03:02:35.560
21 Jump Street.

03:02:35.560 --> 03:02:44.860
You know, fucking as super bad as I was saying, what's another like fucking late 2000s, early 20s, tropic thunder?

03:02:44.860 --> 03:02:49.160
Where the millers? The other guys?

03:02:49.160 --> 03:03:00.660
Whitechips? Pineapple Express? Hangover? Stepbrothers? Anchorman? Where the fuck are they? They're all gone! They're all fucking a decade or more ago.

03:03:00.660 --> 03:03:02.160
They don't make them anymore.

03:03:02.160 --> 03:03:09.900
And you could say oh it's just those were the good ones no they literally don't make comedy movies the way they used to

03:03:09.900 --> 03:03:14.900
They used to pump them out and they don't anymore because now comedians make more money doing podcasts

03:03:15.540 --> 03:03:19.700
Hollywood doesn't want to fucking green light those movies and they could just make like a Netflix series instead

03:03:19.700 --> 03:03:24.180
That's like a TV show and it'll just make more money. So then you have comedians like

03:03:26.100 --> 03:03:30.380
Making tires, you know like Shane Gilles or something and there's comedians in that

03:03:30.380 --> 03:03:34.600
There's people that are still doing comedy, but they don't make movies anymore

03:03:36.600 --> 03:03:43.300
People go in droves to join the ritual of sitting it's too offensive. Oh, yeah, a trumpet thunder would never be made today, but

03:03:43.940 --> 03:03:47.380
Let's make a buddy comedy me and you what are we gonna do, bro?

03:03:47.380 --> 03:03:51.900
We could make a buddy. I know Jojo I have some ideas for some buddy comedy films

03:03:51.900 --> 03:03:59.060
Don't you fucking worry. Okay in a dark room for guys lose all their money. They're stuck in Atlantic City, New Jersey

03:03:59.060 --> 03:04:02.740
It's the 90s, bro. It's gonna be themed in the 90s. Come on

03:04:04.260 --> 03:04:06.260
The strangers to face their fears

03:04:07.700 --> 03:04:14.100
So far this year the only completely original live action movie in the box office top 10 is obsession, which is so basically hangover

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Yeah, but in atlantic city and way worse

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Yeah, the hangover in atlantic city instead of vegas and way worse

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Exploded out of nowhere thanks to word of mouth.

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Last year the only original film in the box office top 10 was the action horror movie

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Sinners.

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Dude, Sinners is so good though.

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To find another original you have to go all the way down to number 16 where you'll find

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weapons, also a horror film.

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But if we rewind to 1997, you'll find the box office top 10 full of original genre

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movies like the comedy Liar Liar, the romance My Best Friend's Wedding and the action film Air Force One.

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In the top 20 that year, we also had contact and original sci-fi, the sports drama Jerry Maguire, the thriller

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conspiracy theory and the action movies Face Off and Con Air.

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Bro, it's really it's not that the ideas aren't there. It's that they're not getting the money to make these

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films. Like there are people that probably have really good ideas for new action films, new

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thrillers new comedies it's just like if you're Hollywood bros look at Spider-Man

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man the new Spider-Man is like what making almost as much money as endgame

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in terms of fucking box office sales been like a week but over the last 30

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years the original genre film has been slowly killed off with one notable

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exception scream oh sorry genre last genre left I was just looking at that

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Whether it's nope, get out, a quiet place, the black phone, talk to me, us, smile, Megan,

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long legs, or weapons, original horror still finds huge box office success where other genres

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are struggling.

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There have been occasional breakouts in other genres over the last decade, but these one

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off genre fucking free guy, get the hell out of here bro.

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It's like the comedy free guy or the war movie 1917 are pretty few and far between

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and feel more like the exception that proves the rule.

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Even with the success of one of these movies, we don't see a resurgence in the genre overall.

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If you've been watching my channel for a while, you know I want to know, why is it like this?

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Who killed the genre film?

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And perhaps more importantly, why do audiences love horror more than ever?

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Because it makes you feel alive, you forget about all your problems, in moments where

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times are tough horror movies prosper because they make people feel something.

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Okay, what is wrong with them?

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Why do they do that?

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It's too bad.

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That's just a guess.

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I feel like there is some validity in that though.

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I feel like if the economy is bad, horror movies do better.

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I feel like that's actually probably true.

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Of course I know that movies and genres besides horror still get made.

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I'm making a distinction between genre as a label that we use to categorize movies and the genre of film,

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where the audience goes to a movie in part for what the genre itself provides.

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Kick superhero movies as an example.

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They do have some recognizable traits and structure,

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but I'd argue that what draws people to the latest Superman movie or MCU film isn't that it's a superhero movie.

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They're not going for the structure of the genre.

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There's a new Marvel out.

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It's supposed to be nuts.

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We should go see that.

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They're going for the fact that it's a Superman movie

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or the latest installment in the ongoing story

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that is the MCU.

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Wait, oh, wait, yeah, wait, check me out.

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Wait, hear me out, hear me out.

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And the fact that other than Josh Trank's

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2012 found footage movie Chronicle,

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we haven't seen a single successful superhero film

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that isn't based on existing IP.

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Yo, that's so true.

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It's all based off DC and Marvel comics now.

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Nobody's making like superhero films anymore

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that are successful, that are just like their own thing.

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I think helps make this case.

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Movies from other genres still show up in theaters,

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but if we-

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Outside of the show,

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fucking, oh my God, why am I blanking on it?

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It's superheroes and they're evil

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and they make each other suck each other's dick and shit.

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Oh my God, boys, the boys.

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Yeah, the boys is original.

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Look at what succeeds in each of these genres.

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It's usually not the genre itself

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that is the primary selling point.

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No, it's not.

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Is the boys based off a comic?

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No fucking way.

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The boys is based off a comic?

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Oh my God.

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Yeah, nothing's original.

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Nothing's original.

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Homelanders based off a comic.

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Oh my God.

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Wow, really?

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I didn't know that.

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Take for example, F1.

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Does it owe its success to the fact

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that it's a sports movie or is it the draw of Brad Pitt

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and the formula brand or look at something like Oppenheimer

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which isn't really original anyway

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since it's based on a book.

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But did it make a billion bucks because it's a book?

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It's on a book.

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Biopic or because it's a Christopher Nolan movie

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even if it succeeded as a biopic.

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Bro, I don't think it's,

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I don't think it's because it's a Christopher Nolan movie.

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I feel like Oppenheimer succeeded

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because it's literally about the nuclear bomb being made.

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Are people really going to see biopics

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because they just love biopics as a genre

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or because they're drawn by the subject of the biopic?

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And for the straight dramas that succeed,

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almost all of them do so not because of the genre,

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but because of the director, star power

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or awards buzz that they managed to generate.

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It hasn't always been this way though.

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For much of film history,

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it wouldn't have been strange to go to a movie

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just because you wanted to see a movie in that genre.

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You might describe a new movie by saying,

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have you seen the latest Western?

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These days we're way more likely to say,

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I don't think I've ever said that.

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And maybe that's just because I'm too new-gen.

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Like I'm too, like I feel like that'd be like people

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that grew up in the 90s would maybe be saying that.

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I don't think I've ever gone,

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oh, I wanna go see the new horror.

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I wanna go see a comedy film.

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It's just like, I'll do that at home.

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At home, if I want to watch a movie, I'll go,

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I want to see a horror movie today,

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and then I'll scroll the horror genre.

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But going to a theater,

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it's like I know the movie I want to see.

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Have you seen the new Nolan?

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Have you seen the new Star Wars movie?

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Or even have you seen the new A24?

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But there's one major holdout.

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Horror movies can still come out of nowhere

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with a new director, relatively unknown cast,

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original idea, and draw a huge crown to the theater

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for no other reason than being a good horror movie.

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But before we can understand why and how horror survived, we have to look at who or what killed everything else.

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Classic Hollywood was built on the genre film. Musicals, melodramas, screwball comedies, noirs, and gangster pictures.

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In the 1950s...

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I can't get over this shit, bro.

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People were actually like,

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Hey, see?

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You're gonna give me all your money now and you're not gonna say anything to everyone who shows up, eh?

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And people are like wow this is cinema. This is awesome.

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How are we gonna have to fight fisting cops right now? Is that how gangsters actually were then?

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Like is that an accurate depiction? You know what I mean?

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I feel like if you're a mafia member in the 30s you blow a guy's head clean fucking off in an alleyway.

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You're not going, eh, so you're gonna have to fight Mato-ri-Mato now, eh?

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It's like it was way harder than that.

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Like, it was way more badass than somebody walking into a bar with a fucking top hat

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just like yelling at a bartender that he's gonna fight a mono-e-mono.

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In the 1950s there was an explosion of low-budget sci-fi movies and big-budget epics.

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But then in the 70s, something started to change.

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Spielberg-

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Jaws, Jaws with the fucking dinosaur noise that they made the shark, the shark have.

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Raaaaaahhhh!

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Raaaaaahhhh!

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Do dinosaurs, or not dinosaurs, do sharks even make noise?

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Jaws became the first movie to make over $100 million at the domestic box office, permanently altering Hollywood's brain cast.

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Well, because they don't even, I don't even think they could, they could expel air, they have gills, but apparently it makes, it makes noise.

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Studios realized for the time. Yeah, brother. Come on. Is that if you had a movie it also got a little sharks

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Yeah, if you want to if you want to talk about my sharks in mythology class that I took in college

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It really gave sharks a bad rap and caused them to actually

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dwindle in population because of the

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Stigma that people had that sharks are really dangerous man-eaters. He was a really simple hook

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So if you want to get into that

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You could hit up my professor look marketed to the gills and did a wide release in the summer

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you could make serious money. This was the birth of the high concept blockbuster era which Spielberg

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himself allegedly just asked Jason Derulo. He does own a shark. Jason Derulo. Sorry. Described by

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saying if a person can tell me the idea in 25 words or less, it's going to make a pretty good

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movie. And over the next 30 years, if you could describe a movie in 25 words or less, it's a good

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film. That's any Jason Statham film. A plumber gets called back into action. X CIA agent that

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now does roofing gets called back into action. British man that moved to the United States

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to become a carpenter should become a carpenter to leave his life behind gets called back

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into action. As long as a movie had a plot. Beekeeper you don't want to mess with. Punchy

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high concept gets called into action because somebody wants to use bees to smuggle cocaine.

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Logline, original ideas across a bunch of genres were able to find blockbuster success. This is

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the era that gave us movies like Die Hard, Groundhog Day, and Back to Future, but this era was the

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start of something else as well. Studios looked at a movie like Jaws 2, which had mixed reviews.

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Yo, I remember the gut wrenching feeling of, I think it was Back to the Future 2 when he

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He went back in time and his mom fell in love with him and you're sitting there going

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WHOA!

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WHOA!

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No Steven Spielberg

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He went back in time and his mom didn't have a date to prom or some shit

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and he like, she falls in love with her son

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but she doesn't know it, obviously

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Spielberg and was the continuation of a story that had already wrapped up pretty neatly

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They still don't make over 200 million worldwide, and they've realized that a movie with a recognizable name

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could sell as well as any star, director, or high concept logline.

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You know where this is headed. But the change-

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Jurassic Park!

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It didn't happen overnight.

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Studios used some of the massive profits from their predictably successful tentpole films

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to fund specialty divisions that took risks on more unconventional mid-budget original genre films,

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like the crime thriller Seven from New Line, or a romantic comedy like Shakespeare and Love

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from Mirror Max. By 2005, while the franchise and IP-based films had already gobbled up

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a lot of box office real estate, there was still room for original genre movies,

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like the comedy Wedding Crashers, Romantic, the comedy hitch or action movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

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But by the late 2000s, as the financial crisis hit, DVD sales evaporated and streaming services

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started to challenge theatrical attendance, studios became more and more risk-averse,

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ruthlessly cutting out everything.

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Like Human Centipede, yeah, that chatter is right, somebody mob that guy.

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But the most guaranteed hit.

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Like Human Centipede 2.

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Original movies like comedy, romance, and adult dramas, high-concept or not, just

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weren't safe bets anymore. They didn't sell well over

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or like Kevin James is here comes the boom

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or the absolute pinnacle of comedy zookeeper sees they didn't convert into

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franchise or the actual pyramid peak that is

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paul blart mall cop two rises ramen in the noodle thank you for the

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fucking 25 subs thank you for the 25 gifteds

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Dylan and Prince think of it as a subless being going around with the subgegs that think of it as a three-sever, and Hayes think of it as a brusis think of it as a twenty-five hundred bitties.

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I've been here since 3K a few days, wanted to say think of what you do, you're really an inspiration to me. Thank you.

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Stylen and Sema think of it as a raccoon, think of it as a five-gifted, Stokie and Stylen for the sub-Q, A and Alash, I think of it as a T-sizzle,

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Jane DeTorres for the low-key, think of it as a PRX and Robin, think of it as twenty-five gift-its.

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And the specialty divisions that once made them got cut.

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And while the studios were cutting back on comedies, dramas, and romance films, these

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more dialogue-focused genres were blossoming in the new golden age of TV and the rise of

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streaming that followed.

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Streaming also killed the DVD rental market, which had been funding original genre hits

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for years.

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A movie like Fight Club could flop in theaters but then, more than make back its budget

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thanks to DVD rentals.

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Genre pieces like Michael Mayn's Black Hat, Guy Ritchie's spy thriller The

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man from Uncle or Shane Black's buddy comedy the nice guys all I just watched

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the nice guys bro oh my god what a good fucking movie the scene where he I was

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just talking about this the scene where he breaks he like wraps his his his fist

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with a towel and punches a hole through like glass but it doesn't cover his

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forearm so when he pulls his arm back it just like slits his forearm open and

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he goes that's a lot of blood and it's just like full dripping down his arm

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It's like first 10 minutes of the film. It's a spoiler, bro. It's literally the funniest part of the

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rental market. Studios like Netflix, Apple and Amazon Prime didn't just destroy the DVD rental

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market. They swooped in and took over the production of these kinds of genre, action,

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and comedy hits. Bro, but they don't even try on them because they don't go to theater.

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They just create movies that just go straight to the catalog on like Hulu or Netflix.

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But they're just like straight up B B watches, or like type B content, like it's not type A where

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you're going to sit there and you're only watching it. It's like you're scrolling on TikTok and then

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in the background you have 72 hours on, which is probably a shit fucking comedy. I haven't seen it,

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but like any comedy movie that gets just like straight up instant released

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is like nine times out of 10 terrible. Pizza movie was good.

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Some of these movies, that's a new one, are still getting made, but studios give them

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little to no theatrical run and 72 hours of speak it wasn't bad dump them straight onto streaming so

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they've all but disappeared from the box office land I don't know when I see slapstick raunchy comedy

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starring Kevin Hart I'm going the box office landscape but how come during all of this while

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every other genre film was being picked off one by one hard didn't just escape death but Kevin

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Kevin Hart plays Kevin Hart in every movie.

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No, Zusi, you're right.

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That's why it works if there's a movie that needs Kevin Hart.

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And if it doesn't, it doesn't work.

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Jumanji, great movie with Kevin Hart.

03:19:46.620 --> 03:19:50.580
Kevin Hart playing Kevin Hart does a great job, right?

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Another movie where it's like Kevin Hart playing Kevin Hart,

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it's more serious comedy.

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It just doesn't work.

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Grew stronger than ever.

03:19:57.820 --> 03:19:59.540
And it's like the rock and Kevin Hart

03:19:59.540 --> 03:20:01.060
and the duo is just the rock

03:20:01.060 --> 03:20:06.060
being like really smolder, serious shalons or non-shalons.

03:20:06.400 --> 03:20:10.680
And Kevin Hart's like the aggressive short guy

03:20:10.680 --> 03:20:13.980
and the duo, I just can't, I just can't do it.

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What makes a good horror movie?

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You might want some interesting social commentary

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and original catchy idea, inventive visuals,

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maybe a good cast, quality filmmaking is always a plus,

03:20:29.600 --> 03:20:30.780
sense of atmosphere.

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Let's not show barbarian.

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That's a low light.

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But ultimately, the bargain,

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I will forever shit on that film.

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I don't know how it has 95% positive reviews.

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I just can't get over that.

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Of horror as a genre is that it promises to deliver an

03:20:47.420 --> 03:20:49.180
experience to a vote.

03:20:49.780 --> 03:20:52.780
25 words or less describe barbarian double booked

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Airbnb, creepy incest cavern, boob monster.

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you have to suck on its tits to survive.

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Barbarian, naked incest boob monster

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harasses, uh, Arabian B-goers.

03:21:14.660 --> 03:21:16.900
Oaks, something very primal.

03:21:17.660 --> 03:21:21.580
Really saggy boob, like dirty boob monster.

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To unsettle you, to cause anxiety, fear, or care.

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And why is that the thing that breaks records?

03:21:32.340 --> 03:21:37.880
While many other indie genre films struggle to even get recognized, some of the story might

03:21:37.880 --> 03:21:42.440
just be boring old- You had me at boobs, oh you wouldn't like these boobs.

03:21:42.440 --> 03:21:45.040
Old economics and marketing.

03:21:45.040 --> 03:21:49.680
Relative to some genres like action and science fiction, a horror movie that delivers

03:21:49.680 --> 03:21:54.720
well on the promise of the genre can be made relatively affordably.

03:21:54.720 --> 03:21:58.800
The budgetary limitations that might hurt other genres can even help horror movies,

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despite being made for less than a million dollars.

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And why is that the thing that breaks records?

03:22:08.520 --> 03:22:13.840
While many other indie genre films struggle to even get recognized, some of the story

03:22:13.840 --> 03:22:20.160
might just be boring old economics and marketing. Relative to some genres like action and science

03:22:20.160 --> 03:22:26.640
fiction, a horror movie that delivers well on the promise of the genre can be made relatively

03:22:26.640 --> 03:22:31.600
affordably. The budgetary limitations that might hurt other genres can even help horror movies.

03:22:31.600 --> 03:22:34.800
Despite being made for less than a million dollars, a movie like upset-

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Yeah, because I have to do different shots and it heavily relies on the acting of these

03:22:40.480 --> 03:22:47.200
new up-and-comers, and just like how it's shot more than anything. Like you don't need crazy CGI and

03:22:47.200 --> 03:22:52.960
editing. The question never feels cheap or small. It's all like, uh, not special effects. It would be,

03:22:52.960 --> 03:22:59.040
what would that be called? Natural effects? No, it's like, what was the thing? The thing

03:22:59.040 --> 03:23:05.360
wasn't CGI'd. It was 1982. Practical effects. If anything, it's contained reality. Love

03:23:05.360 --> 03:23:09.920
practical effects. The adds to the horrifying atmosphere. Limited locations might help

03:23:09.920 --> 03:23:15.800
evoke a sense of claustrophobia, unknown actors can immerse you in a fiction and add a sense

03:23:15.800 --> 03:23:16.800
of vulnerability.

03:23:16.800 --> 03:23:17.800
Yes!

03:23:17.800 --> 03:23:18.800
Yes!

03:23:18.800 --> 03:23:19.800
Oh my God!

03:23:19.800 --> 03:23:20.800
Oh my God!

03:23:20.800 --> 03:23:22.560
Wait, no, that's such a fucking good point.

03:23:22.560 --> 03:23:24.320
It's not even giving the actors a new job.

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It's like, imagine if Obsession Bear was Ryan Gosling.

03:23:29.480 --> 03:23:30.800
Shit film.

03:23:30.800 --> 03:23:31.800
Shit film.

03:23:31.800 --> 03:23:32.800
Instantly.

03:23:32.800 --> 03:23:35.740
I don't care if he's a better actor in some way.

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Even if, like, the obsession cast was people you've seen before.

03:23:41.300 --> 03:23:44.700
And Nicky was Olivia Rodrigo.

03:23:44.700 --> 03:23:47.060
That movie would have sucked.

03:23:47.060 --> 03:23:54.260
That movie would have sucked if Jenna Ortega was the fucking star of obsession.

03:23:54.260 --> 03:23:55.260
Ugh.

03:23:55.260 --> 03:24:01.180
The shadowy, moody lighting doesn't just serve the story.

03:24:01.180 --> 03:24:08.220
them being random people makes it so much scarier because you get involved into it. When I watch a

03:24:08.220 --> 03:24:16.620
Jason Statham film now, I'm never going, I was named Rick, Rick Owens, I was named Rick Olma E.

03:24:16.620 --> 03:24:21.820
No, that's Jason Statham. Jason Statham is Jason Statham in every film. Dwayne Johnson is the

03:24:21.820 --> 03:24:27.500
rock in every film. And Kevin Hart's Kevin Hart. I'm not sitting here and going, Oh, this is

03:24:27.500 --> 03:24:34.500
Mark this time. Nope. That's Dwayne Johnson. It can also help cover over more

03:24:34.500 --> 03:24:39.940
affordable production design and done well. The suggestion of a monster can be

03:24:39.940 --> 03:24:45.380
farce. Rick Owens. I did say Rick Owens. Who is Rick Owens? Is that like a WWE

03:24:45.380 --> 03:24:51.980
wrestler? No, that's a fashion designer. Sorry. Rick Owens. I don't know why I said Rick Owens.

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scarier than the most expensive CGI creations. On top of being cheap to make,

03:24:57.980 --> 03:25:03.200
horror movies are easier to market. Most of them are almost high concept by

03:25:03.200 --> 03:25:08.100
definition and the fact that they often rely on incredibly evocative visuals

03:25:08.100 --> 03:25:11.380
means that their trailers are more attention-grabbing in a visually

03:25:11.380 --> 03:25:15.420
saturated media landscape. And with the core function of the genre driven not

03:25:15.420 --> 03:25:19.760
by dialogue but atmosphere, mood and visuals, a lot of horror plays well

03:25:19.760 --> 03:25:21.760
on international markets.

03:25:21.760 --> 03:25:25.260
Har's reliance on activating our primal human instinct

03:25:25.260 --> 03:25:27.260
means it's universal in a way-

03:25:27.260 --> 03:25:29.760
Dan, did obsession sell worldwide while?

03:25:29.760 --> 03:25:33.760
A that more linguistically and culturally specific genres

03:25:33.760 --> 03:25:35.760
like romantic comedies aren't always.

03:25:35.760 --> 03:25:40.760
And horror movies tend to convert well into IP with long-term success.

03:25:40.760 --> 03:25:44.760
Even though we see more original horror than any other original category,

03:25:44.760 --> 03:25:48.260
we also see a ton of successful horror franchises.

03:25:48.260 --> 03:25:50.600
So for studios and independent production companies,

03:25:50.600 --> 03:25:54.280
horror is one of the cheaper genre options they can bet on

03:25:54.280 --> 03:25:57.120
that still has massive potential upside.

03:25:57.120 --> 03:25:59.240
But I don't think this tells the whole story.

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I don't think audiences are just passive consumers,

03:26:02.160 --> 03:26:04.560
greedily gobbling anything the studios

03:26:04.560 --> 03:26:06.040
will shove down their throats.

03:26:06.040 --> 03:26:08.080
The biggest thing that propelled the success

03:26:08.080 --> 03:26:10.200
of obsession was word of mouth.

03:26:10.200 --> 03:26:13.120
If marketing budget alone decided box office return.

03:26:13.120 --> 03:26:15.040
Yeah, you know how hard it is to get somebody

03:26:15.040 --> 03:26:17.520
to watch a movie and be so happy about it

03:26:17.520 --> 03:26:21.800
They go to their friends and say you need to go see that like that's the most valuable thing

03:26:22.360 --> 03:26:28.440
Being able to make somebody happy enough watching the film that then they go to fucking five people and go yeah, gotta watch that

03:26:29.160 --> 03:26:34.500
Backrooms wouldn't have and then you have FOMO if you could make people feel FOMO about not seeing back rooms

03:26:34.500 --> 03:26:39.800
They're not seeing obsession and everyone will go see it smashed the latest Star Wars film on some level

03:26:40.000 --> 03:26:44.880
If we didn't want them we'd go spend our hard earned $15 somewhere else

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So why have audiences chosen horror as the defining genre of our era? Why horror now?

03:26:51.640 --> 03:27:00.480
At first glance, everything looked the same. It wasn't. It's a good movie. I watched this in middle school.

03:27:00.480 --> 03:27:06.000
Something evil had taken possession of the town. You could study the cultural currents of the last

03:27:06.000 --> 03:27:12.320
75 years of American history through its horror films. In the 50s, Cold War paranoia manifested

03:27:12.320 --> 03:27:24.960
in fears of dehumanization, like the brain dead pod people of invasion of the body snatchers,

03:27:24.960 --> 03:27:33.280
or apocalyptic destruction as seen in them, which on these giant radioactive ants on American

03:27:33.280 --> 03:27:42.200
cities, the Vietnam stained new horror of the

03:27:42.200 --> 03:27:49.180
1970s was soaked in well, I don't know. I feel like the the the thing with horror genres is

03:27:50.680 --> 03:27:54.760
That every problem they deal with could be utterly unique

03:27:55.120 --> 03:28:00.040
Because they always say you can only like tell like one of seven stories and every story you tell every movie

03:28:00.040 --> 03:28:06.400
You see is just like one of seven different types of things that you could tell and it's just the order of which

03:28:06.400 --> 03:28:08.960
They tell it, but I feel like with horror movies

03:28:08.960 --> 03:28:13.960
you just can change the thing they're dealing with

03:28:13.960 --> 03:28:18.040
and that makes it feel so much newer and different

03:28:18.040 --> 03:28:21.480
than like a high school comedy or some shit

03:28:21.480 --> 03:28:23.160
because they're all gonna be very similar

03:28:23.160 --> 03:28:24.880
or an action film where it's like,

03:28:24.880 --> 03:28:27.320
you're watching a Marvel movie, you're watching a DC movie,

03:28:27.320 --> 03:28:28.960
any action movie, it's like, there's a villain,

03:28:28.960 --> 03:28:30.800
we have to stop them.

03:28:30.800 --> 03:28:32.840
But a horror movie, it's like, there's a villain,

03:28:32.840 --> 03:28:35.840
we have to stop it, but can we, what is it?

03:28:35.840 --> 03:28:37.800
We don't even understand it.

03:28:37.800 --> 03:28:40.900
And then like half of the movie's trying to get what the problem is,

03:28:40.900 --> 03:28:45.400
whereas any action movie, it's like big bad guy really powerful, we need to kill him.

03:28:45.400 --> 03:28:48.900
Whereas obsession, it's like, I don't really understand how the one wish pillow works.

03:28:48.900 --> 03:28:51.400
The thing, you don't really understand how imposters work.

03:28:51.400 --> 03:28:54.200
You don't understand how to determine whether or not somebody's a human.

03:28:54.200 --> 03:28:55.400
Stuff like that.

03:28:55.400 --> 03:28:57.900
Rooster's taking over the 4,800 bitties!

03:28:57.900 --> 03:29:00.500
Have you watched The Odyssey? I have not. I still need to see it.

03:29:00.500 --> 03:29:02.900
I know it's very good. I haven't watched it yet.

03:29:02.900 --> 03:29:06.900
I wanted to see it in LA, but it would have been impossible to book a movie ticket.

03:29:07.800 --> 03:29:11.200
probably booked up, so I still got to watch it.

03:29:11.200 --> 03:29:13.160
Cool Basin Lulu Poot, Daddy, Goji,

03:29:13.160 --> 03:29:14.720
taking for the sub fan, I'm thinking for the five gifted.

03:29:14.720 --> 03:29:18.160
Rain, Matan, Stro, Tin, Hoko, Duby, Dat, Vic,

03:29:18.160 --> 03:29:19.720
thinking for the sub one, and 510,

03:29:19.720 --> 03:29:21.360
thinking for the 645 bits.

03:29:21.360 --> 03:29:22.800
Vits, thinking for the three.

03:29:22.800 --> 03:29:24.080
Easy and Ben, thinking for the sub retired,

03:29:24.080 --> 03:29:25.640
and Mr. Thinking for the five gifted.

03:29:25.640 --> 03:29:27.040
Another five, just five for these.

03:29:27.040 --> 03:29:30.360
Arbitrary brutality, distrust of authority,

03:29:30.360 --> 03:29:33.000
and at times, like with the last house on the left,

03:29:33.000 --> 03:29:36.920
and the Texas chainsaw massacre, outright nihilism.

03:29:36.920 --> 03:29:39.240
The Reaganite 80s saw a wave of

03:29:39.240 --> 03:29:44.600
Okay, there was a video I made like six months ago where I talked about scary movies and people like shit on my opinion a lot

03:29:44.600 --> 03:29:48.120
And I think they didn't really watch the film, but I did have some shit takes there

03:29:48.120 --> 03:29:49.240
And I do want to admit

03:29:49.240 --> 03:29:52.840
There was a difference between a movie being scary and a movie just being a horror movie

03:29:53.240 --> 03:29:57.960
And I used the term scary incorrectly. I was saying that like

03:29:58.760 --> 03:30:04.360
Horror movies the best horror movies or psychological horrors where they get you like deeply uncomfortable rather than jump

03:30:04.360 --> 03:30:08.360
like I'm not, I wasn't advocating for jump scare horror movies.

03:30:08.360 --> 03:30:11.360
Slashers like Friday the 13th and Halloween.

03:30:11.360 --> 03:30:17.360
These franchises pitted aspirations of youth liberation against the paternalistic conservative morality of the time.

03:30:17.360 --> 03:30:19.360
They don't get smart. Me?

03:30:19.360 --> 03:30:21.360
You blame everything on kids.

03:30:21.360 --> 03:30:24.360
These are just a few of the many undercurrents that can be traced.

03:30:24.360 --> 03:30:28.360
Stephen King in his 1981 treaties on horror, dance macabre.

03:30:28.360 --> 03:30:29.360
Wait hold up.

03:30:34.360 --> 03:30:41.360
Un-moment-el.

03:31:04.360 --> 03:31:06.840
Uh, buy an ann of the sub debts, thank you for the three,

03:31:06.840 --> 03:31:08.840
Bruce, thank you for the 400, uh, not 400,

03:31:08.840 --> 03:31:10.120
for the 4,000 years of being used again.

03:31:10.120 --> 03:31:11.960
Somebody you're gonna scream? Is that true?

03:31:14.360 --> 03:31:15.800
Or now, eat an edible.

03:31:15.800 --> 03:31:17.240
No, it's first day back, bro, come on.

03:31:29.400 --> 03:31:31.080
All right, I wrote,

03:31:31.080 --> 03:31:37.940
The horror genre has often been able to find national phobic pressure points and those books and films

03:31:37.940 --> 03:31:45.720
Which have been the most successful almost always seem to play upon and sorry I gotta deal with that still some fucking bullshit right now

03:31:45.720 --> 03:31:47.720
Sorry, hold up

03:32:01.080 --> 03:32:18.040
All right, Express it hadn't been able to find national phobic pressure points and those

03:32:18.040 --> 03:32:24.020
books and films which have been the most successful almost always seem to play upon and express

03:32:24.020 --> 03:32:29.820
fears which exist across a wide spectrum of people.

03:32:29.820 --> 03:32:34.740
Sometimes horror can be made and sold explicitly with these allegories in mind.

03:32:34.740 --> 03:32:39.980
Someone like Jordan Peele can use a movie like Get Out to examine the horror of racism

03:32:39.980 --> 03:32:40.980
in America.

03:32:40.980 --> 03:32:46.340
But other times these cultural anxieties are translated through horror more unconsciously.

03:32:46.340 --> 03:32:50.780
George Romero, who made The Night of the Living Dead, has denied that any allegory

03:32:50.780 --> 03:32:53.100
in the movie was intentional.

03:32:53.100 --> 03:32:58.980
But the film, through both Romero's direction and its popularity with audiences, still managed

03:32:58.980 --> 03:33:06.580
to tap into latent anxieties about a polarized 1960s American society cannibalizing itself.

03:33:06.580 --> 03:33:10.140
Whether intentional or not, horror is an expressionistic medium.

03:33:10.140 --> 03:33:15.140
It uses imagery, situations, symbols, and worlds to both express and tap into the

03:33:15.140 --> 03:33:19.300
prevailing cultural fears and societal anxieties.

03:33:19.300 --> 03:33:24.580
explores the horror of coercive romance and sexual assault. And it's not surprising to me that it's

03:33:24.580 --> 03:33:30.340
resonated with a young audience amidst the- Yeah, I think that is like, that is part of the reason

03:33:30.340 --> 03:33:37.380
why Obsession is so popular too is because you've never obviously been in a relationship that's

03:33:37.380 --> 03:33:43.700
this bad if you've ever seen the movie with like Nikki and Bear, but you probably have been in

03:33:43.700 --> 03:33:47.700
or know somebody that's been in an obsession relationship

03:33:48.260 --> 03:33:53.060
that in an extreme blown out version would be this.

03:33:53.860 --> 03:33:56.740
So it's like there's a level of realism to it

03:33:56.740 --> 03:33:59.620
where you feel so much more immersed

03:33:59.620 --> 03:34:01.300
because it's so much more realistic.

03:34:01.300 --> 03:34:03.380
That's why I like this horror too.

03:34:03.380 --> 03:34:06.740
And I like horror genres in general that deal with something

03:34:06.740 --> 03:34:09.220
like obviously the one wishmiller doesn't exist.

03:34:09.220 --> 03:34:13.300
If you used it, it wouldn't actually make Nikki fall in love with you.

03:34:13.700 --> 03:34:25.240
But, it's a lot scarier to deal with a human that's really creepy and obsessive than, like, the boogie man.

03:34:25.240 --> 03:34:30.040
You know? Or Jurassic Park dinosaurs.

03:34:30.040 --> 03:34:39.380
Like, it's a lot scarier to have the horror aspect be something that's uncanny but human, instead of something that's just a monster.

03:34:39.380 --> 03:34:43.300
As of heightened anxiety surrounding dating and romance, it makes-

03:34:43.300 --> 03:34:44.840
like it ropes you into it more.

03:34:44.840 --> 03:34:48.280
Since that the 2011 virus horror contagion

03:34:48.280 --> 03:34:50.660
saw a resurgence during COVID.

03:34:50.660 --> 03:34:52.620
I call someone, call everyone.

03:34:52.620 --> 03:34:54.460
But why do we seek out horror movies

03:34:54.460 --> 03:34:56.460
about things we're already afraid of?

03:34:56.460 --> 03:34:58.420
You see her.

03:34:58.420 --> 03:34:59.580
It helps you deal with family.

03:34:59.580 --> 03:35:01.460
I'm busy here, please, Holly.

03:35:01.460 --> 03:35:03.460
Tell me that you see somebody.

03:35:03.460 --> 03:35:05.580
I think it's because anxiety and fear

03:35:05.580 --> 03:35:08.220
are incredibly repressed in our society.

03:35:08.220 --> 03:35:09.220
Want to see anger?

03:35:09.220 --> 03:35:10.180
Just go online.

03:35:10.180 --> 03:35:12.820
Sadness, we often collectively mourn,

03:35:12.820 --> 03:35:15.100
though perhaps not as well as we could,

03:35:15.100 --> 03:35:18.340
but I find it's rare to hear someone openly acknowledge

03:35:18.340 --> 03:35:20.540
their fears and anxieties.

03:35:20.540 --> 03:35:21.900
In her book, Feeding the Monster,

03:35:21.900 --> 03:35:24.580
the author and film critic, Anna Bugaskatia,

03:35:24.580 --> 03:35:27.840
writes that horror is not about simple voyeurism,

03:35:27.840 --> 03:35:31.000
about looking at someone being butchered or haunted.

03:35:31.000 --> 03:35:33.660
It's about feeling what they're feeling.

03:35:37.340 --> 03:35:40.580
Horror provides a contained outlet,

03:35:40.580 --> 03:35:44.060
an experience of gathering together socially

03:35:44.060 --> 03:35:46.580
to literally face our fears.

03:35:46.580 --> 03:35:50.220
Tom, when that motherfucker bears sitting at a round table

03:35:50.220 --> 03:35:52.060
and Nikki stabs herself in the face

03:35:52.060 --> 03:35:54.340
with a fucking glass bottle,

03:35:54.340 --> 03:35:58.780
and he goes home that night and doesn't tell anyone, yo.

03:35:58.780 --> 03:36:02.540
That was the fucking, that was the cherry on top,

03:36:02.540 --> 03:36:04.780
but that motherfucker's an idiot.

03:36:04.780 --> 03:36:08.920
I like, bro, holy spoilers, it's been a month.

03:36:08.920 --> 03:36:12.040
If you haven't seen, if you haven't seen, it's out of theater.

03:36:12.040 --> 03:36:15.800
You can watch it at your house now, okay?

03:36:15.800 --> 03:36:16.920
Let's get over it.

03:36:16.920 --> 03:36:19.420
All right, obsession's been the hype train

03:36:19.420 --> 03:36:21.180
on social media for over a month.

03:36:21.180 --> 03:36:23.360
You haven't seen it, it's chopped.

03:36:23.360 --> 03:36:25.940
Let's just say that that should came out in like May.

03:36:25.940 --> 03:36:27.880
It's August.

03:36:27.880 --> 03:36:30.160
Where the point is not repressing the fear,

03:36:30.160 --> 03:36:34.520
but to finally actually let yourself feel it.

03:36:34.520 --> 03:36:36.920
Getting to feel repressed, fear, collect.

03:36:36.920 --> 03:36:37.840
What was that, Heretic?

03:36:37.840 --> 03:36:38.800
That was a good one too.

03:36:38.800 --> 03:36:43.920
in a contained context that we can send to where we know we won't actually be harmed by what-

03:36:43.920 --> 03:36:47.440
Sinners wasn't a scary movie either. Sinners was just a good film.

03:36:48.480 --> 03:36:53.600
Like I know it was horror, but it wasn't like no part of me was like, oh no.

03:36:54.400 --> 03:36:55.920
We know we won't actually be-

03:36:55.920 --> 03:36:56.960
It was just a good movie.

03:36:56.960 --> 03:37:00.640
Armed by what we're seeing, serves a powerful psychological-

03:37:00.640 --> 03:37:01.440
Kind of sad.

03:37:02.080 --> 03:37:04.160
Yeah. So he said the ending was sad.

03:37:04.160 --> 03:37:06.640
Sad movie. More than anything.

03:37:06.640 --> 03:37:11.040
Centers is like a thriller and emotional function in our society.

03:37:15.360 --> 03:37:19.840
And there's an unapologetic sense of sincerity found at the core of horror.

03:37:20.480 --> 03:37:27.040
As Bugaskatia says, there's nothing ironic about being scared. It is at its best an experience

03:37:27.040 --> 03:37:33.600
of extreme physical and emotional earnestness. Perhaps we find this to be a potent salve

03:37:33.600 --> 03:37:39.440
to the postmodern milieu of modern life, where everything is drenched in layers of irony,

03:37:39.440 --> 03:37:46.000
self-apology, and self-referentialism. Perhaps it's an attempt to do a kind of collective shadow work,

03:37:46.000 --> 03:37:51.280
to exercise the demons that we fear by bringing them into the light of the cinema screen.

03:37:51.280 --> 03:37:57.040
Maybe all of this helps society. Maybe it's a distraction, an emotional release valve that

03:37:57.040 --> 03:38:01.600
lets off steam while we continue to avoid addressing the real problems underlying these

03:38:01.600 --> 03:38:07.600
fears. Culture is slippery and nebulous. It's impossible to boil the success of a genre down

03:38:07.600 --> 03:38:12.560
to one thing. But I think what all these explanations have in common is that they point to

03:38:12.560 --> 03:38:19.680
horror as a form of cultural expressionism. Stephen King said, terror often arises from a

03:38:19.680 --> 03:38:26.560
pervasive sense of disestablishment, that things are in the unmaking. And is there a better

03:38:26.560 --> 03:38:33.320
way to describe the last 15 years or so, the time during which the success of horror has

03:38:33.320 --> 03:38:40.120
been on the rise, I bet you feel it too. The sense that the world is being unmade, that

03:38:40.120 --> 03:38:45.480
you're not quite sure what it's being turned into or who it's being unmade for.

03:38:45.480 --> 03:38:51.640
Yeah, I think there's just an uneasiness or anxiety about the future that people have,

03:38:51.640 --> 03:38:55.880
But I think that's been the case for any generation ever.

03:38:55.880 --> 03:39:00.880
It's, I don't think that's unique to like Gen Z

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or just modern day.

03:39:03.940 --> 03:39:07.740
I think there's always been like, oh fuck, what's next?

03:39:07.740 --> 03:39:08.700
I think it's just more,

03:39:08.700 --> 03:39:11.880
there's always more on the line now than ever.

03:39:11.880 --> 03:39:14.640
Like the world could end or get,

03:39:14.640 --> 03:39:17.400
it could get worse than it's ever been.

03:39:17.400 --> 03:39:18.680
Quick, right?

03:39:18.680 --> 03:39:21.440
Just because there's more power, more money,

03:39:21.440 --> 03:39:25.820
more stakes, more stuff can go wrong than before.

03:39:27.740 --> 03:39:28.860
Our president's made that.

03:39:28.860 --> 03:39:30.980
I don't think it's just Trump though.

03:39:30.980 --> 03:39:33.460
I think that's been a thing for the last like,

03:39:34.740 --> 03:39:37.900
10 plus years, honestly.

03:39:37.900 --> 03:39:40.940
Like I think people have just been nervous in general.

03:39:40.940 --> 03:39:43.900
I mean, yeah, maybe starting in like 2016,

03:39:43.900 --> 03:39:46.460
but like that is when comedies ended.

03:39:47.980 --> 03:39:50.740
Things got a lot more grim on movies then,

03:39:50.740 --> 03:39:52.740
I don't think that's just that

03:39:52.740 --> 03:39:57.500
What we've said horrors also also big because horror games and movies are way cheaper to make yeah

03:39:57.500 --> 03:39:59.500
That was one of the points that he made

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Was that the quality you lose in a horror game or film with a lower budget is less

03:40:08.300 --> 03:40:11.560
percentage wise than what you lose if you were making like

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Like a comedy or an action movie specifically like if you if you wanted to make an action movie and you

03:40:17.700 --> 03:40:23.960
slash the budget by you know fucking 70% you're not even making a movie anymore

03:40:23.960 --> 03:40:29.940
but you could make a horror movie with fucking $300,000 like I mean even even

03:40:29.940 --> 03:40:33.340
other I'm not I'm not sitting here and saying like terrifyers the pinnacle of

03:40:33.340 --> 03:40:39.060
horror but I'm pretty sure all hollows Eve have like a $20,000 budget you

03:40:39.060 --> 03:40:44.740
could not make a superhero movie you could not make a good thriller with

03:40:44.740 --> 03:40:49.600
that that amount of money like it'd be impossible. So is it any surprise that in

03:40:49.600 --> 03:40:54.760
a time of increasing social and cultural anxiety where we're facing down the

03:40:54.760 --> 03:40:59.700
barrel of a global system that seems to be nearing a state of collapse all while

03:40:59.700 --> 03:41:03.860
we feel increasingly powerless to get those with power to do anything to

03:41:03.860 --> 03:41:07.580
change course where we have no accepted outlet to fully feel or

03:41:07.580 --> 03:41:11.980
express the fear that comes along with living in this reality that horror

03:41:11.980 --> 03:41:16.780
movies are the most successful genre left at the box office.

03:41:16.780 --> 03:41:18.480
I've been writing my own.

03:41:18.480 --> 03:41:23.860
I like that because I do love the genre of horror and I think I've grown to love horror

03:41:23.860 --> 03:41:26.200
movies and horror games more than ever.

03:41:26.200 --> 03:41:31.540
But I just want, I want the fucking like 2010s back, bro.

03:41:31.540 --> 03:41:37.420
I want, yeah, fine, Keep Avengers and all these other big box office films.

03:41:37.420 --> 03:41:43.840
But I want more green lights for other fucking, you know, risks.

03:41:43.840 --> 03:41:51.000
I don't want the risks to just be fucking type B films on Hulu and Netflix that you watch

03:41:51.000 --> 03:41:55.420
eight months after they're made at two in the morning and you kind of have to pay attention

03:41:55.420 --> 03:41:56.420
to them.

03:41:56.420 --> 03:42:00.440
Like I miss going to the movie theater to watch like a good fucking film.

03:42:00.440 --> 03:42:07.380
Like the audience experience that I had watching obsession, I hadn't had since, like,

03:42:07.380 --> 03:42:12.380
like probably end game or like Infinity War era,

03:42:13.020 --> 03:42:16.980
like 2016 was like the last time I had like a good,

03:42:16.980 --> 03:42:18.980
like being in the theaters and watching a session,

03:42:18.980 --> 03:42:22.320
like it was funny to see people's reactions

03:42:22.320 --> 03:42:24.540
and watch a movie with Rando's.

03:42:24.540 --> 03:42:26.900
Like I miss, I wanna be able to go to the theater

03:42:26.900 --> 03:42:30.420
and watch like a good comedy film with other people

03:42:30.420 --> 03:42:31.820
that I don't know.

03:42:31.820 --> 03:42:34.060
Like that's fun.

03:42:34.060 --> 03:42:41.260
I miss that and I haven't had that in my adult life because the last time that I remember going to a movie theater to watch like a good

03:42:41.260 --> 03:42:43.920
Funny movie was probably like 2015

03:42:45.780 --> 03:42:51.820
So most companies would get people canceled now, bro, I don't think that's I don't think it's like a cancel wokeness thing

03:42:51.820 --> 03:42:57.020
I do think there's a level of like they I don't think they would ever make a movie like Tropic Thunder today

03:42:57.740 --> 03:42:59.740
but I

03:42:59.740 --> 03:43:06.600
I don't think that's I think that's like a side issue. I don't think that's the main reason why comedy movies aren't made

03:43:06.600 --> 03:43:08.080
What about Deadpool?

03:43:08.080 --> 03:43:11.120
Dead I will never rope a hero

03:43:11.800 --> 03:43:13.800
Comedy into comedy

03:43:14.120 --> 03:43:17.460
Deadpool is not a comedy film Deadpool is funny

03:43:18.040 --> 03:43:22.880
But it's not a comedy film and it's so it's so wide cast

03:43:23.680 --> 03:43:25.680
Comedy, you know what I mean?

03:43:26.120 --> 03:43:32.240
Like Deadpool anyone can laugh at I'm talking. I want a niche joke

03:43:33.760 --> 03:43:39.300
Like bro this is the super bad scene where they're like we need to catch a glimpse of these melons

03:43:39.300 --> 03:43:46.580
Let's bounce and then they run like super slow like fucking dork ass high schoolers that want to just go stare at a woman's boobs

03:43:46.760 --> 03:43:53.480
Like that's fucking dorky right not everybody would laugh at that like they don't like Deadpool the joke is

03:43:53.480 --> 03:43:57.980
Wolverine's abs are hot and Deadpool's a little bit gay for it, right?

03:43:58.080 --> 03:44:04.080
Like Deadpool does something stupid and Wolverine stabs him for it, right?

03:44:04.080 --> 03:44:08.880
Deadpool's a cornball and Wolverine's really stern and one's nonchalant, one's chalant.

03:44:08.880 --> 03:44:10.480
Like it's just dualities, right?

03:44:10.480 --> 03:44:17.580
They don't have like Deadpool it that's not a comedy movie like the the jokes they're making are too wide net

03:44:17.580 --> 03:44:18.580
that.

03:44:18.580 --> 03:44:23.620
This movie this year and something that has helped me write is creating a movie.

03:44:23.620 --> 03:44:28.980
Oh my God, bro, Aless, shut the fuck up.

03:44:28.980 --> 03:44:29.980
I'm timing you out.

03:44:29.980 --> 03:44:33.500
Anybody saying stop the app and go fucking watch the video, dude.

03:44:33.500 --> 03:44:34.500
What are we doing?

03:44:34.500 --> 03:44:38.980
I never and I will never understand that if you come into my chat, regardless of whether

03:44:38.980 --> 03:44:42.580
or not you're a longtime viewer and you say yours is stop the app and oh my God,

03:44:42.580 --> 03:44:43.900
go watch the shit yourself.

03:44:43.900 --> 03:44:50.300
board that captures the look and feel of the scenes I'm writing. This has been super easy to do with

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can dunk on it for fun if it's good it's a third date movie being scared alone is vulnerable being

03:45:14.540 --> 03:45:17.980
scared together makes you feel like you're part of something yeah it's like good or bad it's still

03:45:17.980 --> 03:45:25.100
an enjoyable experience watching a really bad comedy sucks like I can't imagine being in theaters

03:45:25.100 --> 03:45:33.820
doing huvah Halloween like the grim fucking vibe of huvah Halloween and it's just like a grandma

03:45:33.820 --> 03:45:38.140
wearing a fucking shirt that says fuck me or something like that and that's the joke

03:45:38.140 --> 03:45:44.980
That's the joke. Oh, I put my soup today. I have my soup and it's all in one

03:45:44.980 --> 03:45:49.760
container. Oh my god, that's the joke. Fuck.

03:45:49.760 --> 03:45:54.380
Huby Halloween's the best comedy of all time. I hate that you say that because if

03:45:54.380 --> 03:45:58.660
you find me funny, that means I'm not funny. Like if you know that's actually

03:45:58.660 --> 03:46:03.940
I despise that. I beg of you to hate Huby Halloween as a comedy film because

03:46:03.940 --> 03:46:07.300
if you think Huby Halloween's funny and you also think I'm funny, that

03:46:07.300 --> 03:46:14.140
That therefore means I'm not funny because I there's no worlds where you find both me

03:46:14.140 --> 03:46:17.340
and Huey Halloween funny if we don't have similar types of humor.

03:46:17.340 --> 03:46:22.660
Like it's literally just like low-route dick jokes.

03:46:22.660 --> 03:46:25.780
It's so bad, the plot's so good.

03:46:25.780 --> 03:46:30.180
Describe Huey Halloween for me.

03:46:30.180 --> 03:46:32.340
What are the ratings on Huey Halloween?

03:46:32.340 --> 03:46:44.060
In October 31st in Salem, a town's eccentric, eccentric, eccentric, sorry, devoted community

03:46:44.060 --> 03:46:51.940
volunteer and good-hearted nature, the good-hearted nature object, object, I can't read, yo, it's

03:46:51.940 --> 03:46:55.860
October 31st in Salem, Massachusetts.

03:46:55.860 --> 03:47:00.460
It's October 31st in Salem, Massachusetts, and a town's eccentric devoted community

03:47:00.460 --> 03:47:06.780
volunteer and the good-natured object of his fellow citizens, derision and meanest Franks find

03:47:06.780 --> 03:47:10.620
himself in the midst of a real investigation for a real murderer. That was probably the worst

03:47:10.620 --> 03:47:18.060
explanation of fucking Hugh B. Halloween I've ever heard. It's Adam Sandler just acting really

03:47:18.860 --> 03:47:25.900
out going but quirky and weird and there's also he has a can of soup and he's

03:47:26.620 --> 03:47:28.700
thought he's solving a murder.

03:47:30.460 --> 03:47:37.580
And his grandma doesn't understand penis jokes

03:47:42.020 --> 03:47:46.140
This is it like if I imagine it's 2020 I

03:47:46.620 --> 03:47:50.620
Don't actually think it was released in theaters then when this UV Halloween released

03:47:51.660 --> 03:47:55.420
Was Yubi Halloween released in theaters

03:47:55.420 --> 03:48:12.420
No. Okay, imagine being in theaters and then you're like sitting there just stone cold not laughing at Huey Halloween. And then the grandma walks on screen with this shirt and you just hear like a couple cackling in the back.

03:48:12.420 --> 03:48:22.300
And it's Adam Sandler going, oh, man, you shouldn't wear that shirt. Why are you wearing that

03:48:22.300 --> 03:48:27.420
shirt? And she's going, what's wrong with it, sweetie? What's wrong with it, sweetie?

03:48:27.420 --> 03:48:34.820
Like if I saw this grandma with boner down her shirt and I hear somebody like, like crow

03:48:34.820 --> 03:48:38.820
laughing in the back, I'd walk out. Yeah, no, you're right, Strav. I'd walk out.

03:48:38.820 --> 03:48:39.940
I leave.

03:48:39.940 --> 03:48:44.940
I go, I need to fucking get the fuck out of here, dude.

03:48:45.180 --> 03:48:47.100
It would be bad.

03:48:49.740 --> 03:48:50.820
What do you think of that, my boy?

03:48:50.820 --> 03:48:52.060
I'm not even shitting on Adam Sandler,

03:48:52.060 --> 03:48:54.380
bro, there's good Adam Sandler movies.

03:48:54.380 --> 03:48:57.540
I just think UD Halloween's his worst film.

03:48:57.540 --> 03:49:00.540
I think it is his worst film that he's ever made.

03:49:00.540 --> 03:49:02.900
Because it's a comedy Halloween film

03:49:02.900 --> 03:49:04.940
that's just like bad.

03:49:04.940 --> 03:49:08.540
Yeah, but it's not his worst film.

03:49:08.540 --> 03:49:10.940
Oh, no, Jack and Jill's his worst film.

03:49:10.940 --> 03:49:12.740
Jack and Jill's his worst film.

03:49:12.740 --> 03:49:16.540
Oh, yeah, where he's playing, he's playing both people.

03:49:16.540 --> 03:49:21.340
Oh, oh my God, Jack and Jill and Jill's just literally

03:49:21.340 --> 03:49:23.140
him in a wig.

03:49:23.140 --> 03:49:25.540
And he's super annoying.

03:49:28.040 --> 03:49:29.740
The tongue, Kachino.

03:49:29.740 --> 03:49:33.040
Oh, yeah, Jack and Jill's worst film.

03:49:33.040 --> 03:49:36.960
Oh, yeah, Jack and Jill's the worst film ever.

03:49:36.960 --> 03:49:38.640
That's his worst movie.

03:49:40.480 --> 03:49:42.920
And they're on like a cruise and he's just,

03:49:42.920 --> 03:49:44.560
and he's literally in a wig and he's just like,

03:49:44.560 --> 03:49:48.200
oh, I don't know why you don't want to do that.

03:49:48.200 --> 03:49:49.600
And that's how he talks.

03:49:49.600 --> 03:49:51.080
Oh my God.

03:49:51.080 --> 03:49:54.760
It's just like, it's actually just Rage bait.

03:49:54.760 --> 03:49:58.400
The whole film, that's like the start of Rage bait,

03:49:58.400 --> 03:50:00.280
dude, it's unbearable.

03:50:00.280 --> 03:50:01.240
I can't imagine.

03:50:01.240 --> 03:50:03.880
I think that could be torture.

03:50:03.880 --> 03:50:06.960
Al Pacino, Dunkachino, holy shit.

03:50:06.960 --> 03:50:09.240
You want to fucking, you want to crack people?

03:50:09.240 --> 03:50:11.840
Yo, get rid of torture, just tie them to a chair

03:50:11.840 --> 03:50:14.400
and play Jack and Jill on repeat.

03:50:14.400 --> 03:50:17.600
I don't fly, what are you doing with that?

03:50:17.600 --> 03:50:19.600
Okay, I'll tell you everything.

03:50:19.600 --> 03:50:23.040
Please, please turn the Dunkachino song off.

03:50:23.040 --> 03:50:24.400
Please, I don't need it anymore.

03:50:24.400 --> 03:50:25.440
Where's the fucking light?

03:50:25.440 --> 03:50:27.600
I need to turn the light off, I'm playing a horror game.

03:50:28.600 --> 03:50:30.600
Rob little movie would go hard

03:50:32.020 --> 03:50:35.560
Well, somebody tried to convince me the other day that Rob little died and I freaked out

03:50:36.280 --> 03:50:39.840
official extra Venge Jim hyper and as I think of the sub level for the three

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Runky a light squab polar little a yog

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Hey an MX. Thank you for the sub man. Excel the

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Bolt TV bolt loaf a fresh Lucas visor fall John. I am I'm wound. Thank you for the three

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Roussus, thank you for the 5k bitties. Any advice for somebody taking shrimps for the first time?

03:50:56.780 --> 03:51:01.500
Don't take shrimps. I'm not giving you advice. Madden Error for the sub, Ben, Ando, Vi, and Maddie for the sub.

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Well, if I can't stop you, very low dose. Very low dose.

03:51:04.540 --> 03:51:08.100
Whatever you think you're gonna take, take half of that, not even. And don't take more.

03:51:08.100 --> 03:51:11.660
Fitz, thank you for the 3. Roussus, thank you for the 4,800 bitties. Thank you for the 5k bitties.

03:51:11.660 --> 03:51:12.820
Don't take mushrooms.

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Serven also for the sub, A, official, Meg, X, and Zend, thank you for the sub. Chat.

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We have two horror games we're gonna play right now.

03:51:19.060 --> 03:51:24.180
Short ones shell shock, which I believe is an anomaly horror game and take care of the dog

03:51:24.580 --> 03:51:27.300
Which is a free horror game. I think they're both like 30 minutes ish

03:51:28.380 --> 03:51:30.380
Tomorrow we're going to be doing

03:51:31.980 --> 03:51:33.980
Skin stapler and the big walk

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Sunday I'll be back tomorrow like one skin stapler and a big walk at like four

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Sunday react serial review Monday random games Tuesday Tommy NFG at like one

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We're gonna do a collab for like two-ish hours. Then we have a rainbow tournament at like four

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Wednesday

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Gas station case at like noon into machine party

03:51:56.900 --> 03:52:02.260
Me King Wolf's fat nap and Max Taylor Thursday random games Friday Saturday Sunday next week not live

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17

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We're doing to beat you every rank of chink see

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And maybe some other random slump next Wednesday or not next Wednesday the 18th finnaf bunny costume beating finnaf

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To as promised from losing the Brovy bro

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19th Charity Stream for American Cancer Society matching chats knows up to 10k and reacts and then I'm gone the 20th to the 23rd

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We're back the 24th grinding out stream for the rest of this summer. That's the schedule

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Charity stream after that September 10th World Suicide Prevention Day

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I gotta go pee again. I'll be quicker this time coming down 30 seconds. I'll play this fire song again

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Okay. Let's go. Alarm limit, Sammy, not loading Hall and Wounded, taking the three, my taking

03:54:07.380 --> 03:54:16.180
the sub. No, I can't review that right now, I'm sorry. P, Camelo and Velo over the sub.

03:54:16.180 --> 03:54:16.680
I will.

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My girlfriend did a dumb chat and got banned.

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Yeah, just don't type that.

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All right, lock in.

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Hall for the sub, VI favorite sub.

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Lock in, lock in, lock in.

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Chat first game we're doing today.

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We only got two today, short ones.

03:54:45.140 --> 03:54:48.480
Got a lot of random games we're gonna be playing up coming now.

03:54:48.480 --> 03:54:49.520
Shellshock.

03:54:50.500 --> 03:54:51.980
I think it's an anomaly game

03:54:51.980 --> 03:54:54.140
based in like World War II trenches.

03:54:54.140 --> 03:54:56.620
I'm like cracking an energy drink here, hold up.

03:55:04.700 --> 03:55:05.540
Oh.

03:55:06.740 --> 03:55:07.980
Code Bar.

03:55:07.980 --> 03:55:09.780
Gamersoft's shaker cup.

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Come here.

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Probably that rain. Hell no. Gamer stops. Code bar.

03:55:24.140 --> 03:55:28.140
Seizure warning. Mods, mods, mods. Put epilepsy warning.

03:55:29.140 --> 03:55:32.140
If you have epilepsy in chat, tap out of the stream. I'm sorry.

03:55:32.140 --> 03:55:36.140
I'm sorry. Or if you have your medicine for it, or glasses, or something that can help.

03:55:37.140 --> 03:55:40.140
I don't want somebody having a seizure. We have that happen.

03:55:40.140 --> 03:55:45.140
And then, in chat, believe it or not,

03:55:46.540 --> 03:55:48.040
I gotta change some of the time.

03:55:53.980 --> 03:55:57.120
We can't see, I know, I'm changing the setting real quick.

03:55:57.120 --> 03:55:57.960
How'd you know?

03:55:57.960 --> 03:55:58.780
They told me later on.

03:55:59.900 --> 03:56:01.900
I have a few chatters with Appalachian.

03:56:04.420 --> 03:56:05.540
And they came in chat and they were like,

03:56:05.540 --> 03:56:06.460
you're playing this war game

03:56:06.460 --> 03:56:08.980
and it was like flashing lights and I had a seizure.

03:56:08.980 --> 03:56:11.780
Shift taken for the rig. Game taken for the 3, 4, and Skull taken for the sub.

03:56:11.780 --> 03:56:14.220
I haven't seen Spider-Man. No, I really want to see it. That'd be honesty.

03:56:14.220 --> 03:56:15.620
Obi and Crest taken for the sub.

03:56:16.460 --> 03:56:17.460
Once again.

03:56:18.020 --> 03:56:19.020
Shell shot!

03:56:21.300 --> 03:56:22.700
Oh, it just throws me in at instant.

03:56:23.700 --> 03:56:25.220
Get to trench 20.

03:56:28.300 --> 03:56:29.620
I don't know how I do that.

03:56:31.540 --> 03:56:33.620
Very realistic trench warfare here.

03:56:36.420 --> 03:56:37.580
What am I looking to do?

03:56:38.980 --> 03:56:48.340
It's going on here, big dog, you little tire.

03:56:48.340 --> 03:56:49.340
Where's your other foot?

03:56:49.340 --> 03:56:51.840
Oh, there it is.

03:56:51.840 --> 03:56:55.820
Steering out, staring at the photo of your wife.

03:56:55.820 --> 03:56:57.460
Sad days, understandable.

03:56:57.460 --> 03:57:04.020
Don't poke your head above, y'all just get clean, sliced off.

03:57:04.020 --> 03:57:06.860
Another dude standing there, British fly.

03:57:06.860 --> 03:57:17.040
man here. They all look the same. Intelligence Dispatch. This is the first trench. Every

03:57:17.040 --> 03:57:22.020
trench should be exactly the same as this one. And you should go through the door on

03:57:22.020 --> 03:57:24.980
the right. If you see anything different, go through the door on the left. If you're

03:57:24.980 --> 03:57:30.280
wrong, you'll start again. I have to get 20 right? Should we do it? Wait, this is

03:57:30.280 --> 03:57:35.040
the first one so this is definitively, definitively, sorry, definitively not an

03:57:35.040 --> 03:57:43.200
anonone. Ladder, dude, with a picture of a woman and a gun. Obiti, thanks for the

03:57:43.200 --> 03:57:49.800
five gift tips. Man sitting here alone, full shoes on, nothing there, and a guy

03:57:49.800 --> 03:57:58.000
posted up with a sign and a gun. Nothing to report since it's the first one. Easy, Trent's zero.

03:57:58.000 --> 03:58:01.120
It's basically exit 8, but I have to get to 20.

03:58:04.120 --> 03:58:05.620
I think it's a hurricane.

03:58:05.620 --> 03:58:08.820
He didn't have that gun before, they didn't have these guns in that era.

03:58:09.540 --> 03:58:11.380
That's a modern AR, buddy.

03:58:11.380 --> 03:58:12.760
I already know where I need to go.

03:58:12.760 --> 03:58:14.760
The fuck out of here? Something to report.

03:58:15.260 --> 03:58:16.380
Different gun.

03:58:17.120 --> 03:58:18.040
Simple enough.

03:58:18.040 --> 03:58:18.920
French one.

03:58:20.160 --> 03:58:22.320
He had a shotgun? I don't even know what type of gun he had.

03:58:22.320 --> 03:58:23.920
That's just not an old gun.

03:58:23.920 --> 03:58:25.080
That's what he had.

03:58:26.320 --> 03:58:27.760
Now we're looking normal.

03:58:28.000 --> 03:58:32.600
British flag ammo on the ground I feel like there's only like really three

03:58:32.600 --> 03:58:39.760
areas that could be different. Let me smell ya.

03:58:39.760 --> 03:58:45.360
Smell like mildew and piss. You've been wearing the same clothes for weeks pal.

03:58:45.360 --> 03:58:48.400
What about you?

03:58:48.400 --> 03:59:05.040
It looks normal to me, nothing to report.

03:59:05.040 --> 03:59:09.840
Problem, something was there to report.

03:59:09.840 --> 03:59:15.240
This one's fucked up because that curtain was not open.

03:59:15.240 --> 03:59:19.240
What? Anomaly history?

03:59:19.240 --> 03:59:23.240
Better times, eyes are watching gas fear the reefer guns fall.

03:59:23.240 --> 03:59:27.240
Good, goodest boy getting warmer the wrong gun.

03:59:27.240 --> 03:59:31.240
I missed ratatouille. That would have been lovely.

03:59:31.240 --> 03:59:35.240
I would have fasted...

03:59:35.240 --> 03:59:39.240
Those is everywhere. Easy enough.

03:59:39.240 --> 03:59:43.240
I would have asked him to prepare me his best dish.

03:59:43.240 --> 03:59:48.240
Wait, Ratatouille's not named Ratatouille.

03:59:48.240 --> 03:59:54.240
Ratatouille's name is Remi, but he's Remi the rat that makes Ratatouille the dick.

03:59:54.240 --> 03:59:57.240
But who the fuck actually orders Ratatouille?

03:59:57.240 --> 03:59:59.240
Like, let's be real.

03:59:59.240 --> 04:00:02.240
I don't know if I remember there being a dog there.

04:00:02.240 --> 04:00:03.240
I feel like I've been gone.

04:00:03.240 --> 04:00:05.240
Aw, she'd puff us.

04:00:05.240 --> 04:00:07.240
Which I'll do right now.

04:00:07.240 --> 04:00:09.240
Oh, she would've keep puff us.

04:00:09.240 --> 04:00:12.240
She would've keep puffed you a service dog.

04:00:12.240 --> 04:00:22.840
So something to report. We could ignore that. Getting to 20 will surely be simple enough.

04:00:22.840 --> 04:00:30.040
Already on three. Almost a fourth of the way there. I feel like we kind of quick scan

04:00:30.040 --> 04:00:34.320
and if there's nothing wrong we do a little loop back.

04:00:34.320 --> 04:00:41.800
What do you mean the eyes boy those pearly blues

04:00:51.000 --> 04:00:55.540
I think he is shittin his pants this time that might be abnormal the way he's standing

04:00:58.120 --> 04:01:03.480
It looks the same to me I'm gonna say there's nothing to report I'm confident

04:01:04.320 --> 04:01:09.080
French for it's snowing easy as fuck before new seasons just change

04:01:11.160 --> 04:01:17.680
Who the hell would get this one wrong something to report it's cold outside not a very scary game

04:01:20.040 --> 04:01:22.160
So the artillery shells start going off

04:01:34.320 --> 04:01:41.080
Slow door open there, holy fuck.

04:01:41.080 --> 04:01:43.240
What were they whispering to me?

04:01:43.240 --> 04:01:48.880
If one of these fuckers starts chasing me, surely they can't kill me, right?

04:01:48.880 --> 04:01:51.480
Yeah, this guy's the setup.

04:01:51.480 --> 04:01:54.520
This is kind of like a secret Fortnite gaming lounge, you know?

04:01:54.520 --> 04:01:59.320
Imagine you had like a TV there and like an Xbox 360?

04:01:59.320 --> 04:02:05.520
I don't know why he's like willingly sitting in the rain.

04:02:05.520 --> 04:02:08.120
I don't remember that much ammo piled up.

04:02:08.120 --> 04:02:11.120
Is that abnormal?

04:02:11.120 --> 04:02:18.120
Is this all these here?

04:02:18.120 --> 04:02:24.120
Is this normal?

04:02:24.120 --> 04:02:38.520
Oh, check the list for ammo?

04:02:38.520 --> 04:02:40.840
I feel like it's like essential supplies.

04:02:40.840 --> 04:02:43.340
I'm going to trust my gut and say something's wrong.

04:02:59.340 --> 04:03:01.040
Was there a crow always here?

04:03:01.040 --> 04:03:03.040
Oh, come on.

04:03:03.040 --> 04:03:06.040
I'm starting to see things I've been seeing before.

04:03:06.040 --> 04:03:07.800
Something to report.

04:03:07.800 --> 04:03:09.720
Crow's not always there.

04:03:09.720 --> 04:03:14.040
Yop. Yop. I'm gonna notice an animal, dude. Come on.

04:03:16.960 --> 04:03:18.480
Fortnite gaming lounge.

04:03:22.240 --> 04:03:24.560
They're dropping bombs in the trench!

04:03:27.240 --> 04:03:27.960
Get me out of here.

04:03:30.840 --> 04:03:31.340
Okay.

04:03:40.120 --> 04:03:42.600
Right he's so sad he probably misses his wife

04:03:48.560 --> 04:03:55.440
You think they were tuning in the trenches ever it had to be crap this was like a four-year war nothing

04:03:58.520 --> 04:04:03.400
It had to be broke come on how is that zero what was the fucking anomaly there? I'm gonna pay attention

04:04:03.400 --> 04:04:12.400
Like see those things in the sky? That's an anomaly. There's like a river. I'm gonna look up. I don't remember what

04:04:12.400 --> 04:04:24.400
That's a valid question. I'm pretty sure it correct me if I'm wrong in my history. This might be World War two.

04:04:24.400 --> 04:04:32.400
Wives would send their husbands like Polaroid images of like them naked to like do-do during World War 2.

04:04:32.400 --> 04:04:35.400
I'm like almost certain of that.

04:04:35.400 --> 04:04:38.400
Normal.

04:04:38.400 --> 04:04:40.400
That might have been World War 1.

04:04:40.400 --> 04:04:42.400
Bro, come on! Fuck!

04:04:42.400 --> 04:04:44.400
Alright, pay attention.

04:04:47.400 --> 04:04:50.400
Somebody fact-checked that. That's true.

04:04:54.400 --> 04:05:16.400
The plane killed them, now so many of them.

04:05:16.400 --> 04:05:19.600
I feel like it's an anomaly, like, the majority of the time.

04:05:31.600 --> 04:05:33.100
See, I feel like it's nothing.

04:05:35.500 --> 04:05:36.200
Okay, go.

04:05:38.300 --> 04:05:40.000
You gotta check the board for what you missed.

04:05:40.000 --> 04:05:42.000
Oh, what, like the messages that I got now?

04:05:42.000 --> 04:05:42.600
Hold on.

04:05:42.600 --> 04:05:50.600
I do need to slow down a little bit, I think that's the problem it's pacing right now.

04:05:50.600 --> 04:06:08.920
Ladder, out of the gun.

04:06:08.920 --> 04:06:11.920
Does he normally have a cigarette?

04:06:11.920 --> 04:06:13.920
No.

04:06:13.920 --> 04:06:16.920
That's an anomaly?

04:06:16.920 --> 04:06:18.920
That's so small, dude.

04:06:18.920 --> 04:06:19.920
Not Matt!

04:06:19.920 --> 04:06:21.920
They give him the fucking 10 gifted subs.

04:06:21.920 --> 04:06:23.920
They give him the 10 gifted subs.

04:06:23.920 --> 04:06:26.920
They give him the 10 gifted subs.

04:06:26.920 --> 04:06:30.920
Him not having a cigarette or having a cigarette in his hand.

04:06:30.920 --> 04:06:32.920
I can't believe the fucking change is going to be that small.

04:06:32.920 --> 04:06:34.920
They could literally change one box here.

04:06:34.920 --> 04:06:36.920
I don't know.

04:06:36.920 --> 04:07:03.400
normal. I think it's normal. If it's not, okay. Some of the anomaly names though, it's

04:07:03.400 --> 04:07:08.400
It's like, one of them is called blowing in the wind.

04:07:08.560 --> 04:07:11.000
Is that just it's windier than normal?

04:07:12.800 --> 04:07:14.480
What does that mean?

04:07:14.480 --> 04:07:17.280
At some point, this guy's gonna have a problem with him.

04:07:19.640 --> 04:07:21.760
He's gonna be following me or some shit.

04:07:22.920 --> 04:07:25.560
No mustache, no mustache!

04:07:27.560 --> 04:07:31.400
I'm on my shit, number five, we're a fourth of the way.

04:07:31.400 --> 04:07:34.160
more for the way. Trench 20 and we're out.

04:07:34.160 --> 04:07:36.160
Trench 20 and we leave the...

04:07:39.680 --> 04:07:40.820
mustache?

04:07:43.640 --> 04:07:45.400
That's the problem is I start looking

04:07:45.400 --> 04:07:47.400
for the anomalies I already had.

04:07:56.040 --> 04:07:56.880
Normal.

04:07:57.760 --> 04:07:59.080
See, I wanna go normal this one,

04:07:59.080 --> 04:08:00.080
but there could be an anomaly.

04:08:00.080 --> 04:08:01.000
I'm gonna get a normal.

04:08:01.000 --> 04:08:02.200
I'm going to be pissed if it's not.

04:08:02.200 --> 04:08:03.700
Sleepy, take it to the giftec.

04:08:09.480 --> 04:08:12.220
Okay, so I can't die, he's fine.

04:08:12.220 --> 04:08:15.120
Buddy, trench is burning, I'd get up and out of here,

04:08:15.120 --> 04:08:15.960
if I were you.

04:08:19.440 --> 04:08:20.340
Got it.

04:08:20.340 --> 04:08:22.720
Sleepy, take it to the five giftec though.

04:08:22.720 --> 04:08:25.200
Grab the big and make, take it to the three.

04:08:25.200 --> 04:08:27.720
It's obsidian, take it to the five.

04:08:27.720 --> 04:08:29.200
Ethan, Noah, Finn, take it to the seven,

04:08:29.200 --> 04:08:30.040
make it to the seven,

04:08:30.040 --> 04:08:32.240
for the 10 gifts is Lana and about for the sub red,

04:08:32.240 --> 04:08:33.900
Sebastian, Meg, think of the three, Vinny,

04:08:33.900 --> 04:08:36.540
for the sub city and sleep, think of the sub, lock in.

04:08:39.840 --> 04:08:41.680
We're at trench number seven here.

04:08:42.840 --> 04:08:44.400
Almost halfway.

04:08:44.400 --> 04:08:46.560
This feels off, no?

04:08:46.560 --> 04:08:47.680
This feels off, no?

04:08:47.680 --> 04:08:50.960
Feel like the flag should be a little bit to the left

04:08:51.840 --> 04:08:54.160
or the right, maybe I'm crazy.

04:08:54.160 --> 04:08:55.000
Am I crazy?

04:08:55.000 --> 04:08:56.720
I think I'm crazy.

04:08:56.720 --> 04:08:57.620
He's normal.

04:09:00.040 --> 04:09:02.040
No crow here to be seen.

04:09:04.680 --> 04:09:06.680
Man with a bayonet.

04:09:07.520 --> 04:09:09.520
What's normal to me?

04:09:13.800 --> 04:09:15.800
Chin strap.

04:09:17.040 --> 04:09:19.700
Is there normally not a chin strap on the hats?

04:09:22.680 --> 04:09:24.680
I feel like there is.

04:09:24.680 --> 04:09:31.680
Nothing to report.

04:09:31.680 --> 04:09:38.480
Bro, I'm tell- what was wrong there?

04:09:38.480 --> 04:09:41.680
I wish you would tell me so I'm like able to fucking-

04:09:41.680 --> 04:09:44.680
So I'm here and shit.

04:09:44.680 --> 04:09:46.680
So I'm able to like learn from the mistakes.

04:09:46.680 --> 04:09:48.680
We gotta speed run these down.

04:09:48.680 --> 04:09:49.680
Normal.

04:09:49.680 --> 04:09:50.680
Mr. Kato!

04:09:50.680 --> 04:09:52.680
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs!

04:09:52.680 --> 04:09:56.680
I'm getting to like three before I even start crying again. Nothing.

04:09:58.680 --> 04:10:02.680
Yeah, there's a huge list of anomalies, and I'm noticing almost every single time it's an anomaly.

04:10:04.680 --> 04:10:08.680
The problem is, it's really fucking stupid. And this game's poover lame.

04:10:09.680 --> 04:10:13.680
There's like five-brillion anomalies. Posters? Enemy? Ahoy.

04:10:14.680 --> 04:10:18.680
And there's like five-brillion anomalies.

04:10:18.680 --> 04:10:20.660
really an anomaly's posters.

04:10:20.660 --> 04:10:22.620
Enemy a hoi.

04:10:22.620 --> 04:10:27.460
Enemy a hoi for boating and sneaky peeker.

04:10:27.460 --> 04:10:28.300
What does that mean?

04:10:28.300 --> 04:10:29.940
Is it dicks out?

04:10:29.940 --> 04:10:30.780
Anomaly.

04:10:31.940 --> 04:10:33.780
Nope, apparently that one was clean.

04:10:34.660 --> 04:10:36.040
Sneaky peeker.

04:10:38.260 --> 04:10:39.100
What?

04:10:44.140 --> 04:10:46.220
Next anomaly, yes, somebody said tootoon.

04:10:46.220 --> 04:10:49.660
And that's an anomaly that's gonna be a Tsum Tsum Tsahori here.

04:10:49.660 --> 04:10:50.780
This one's safe.

04:10:50.780 --> 04:10:51.620
Surely.

04:10:52.580 --> 04:10:53.820
There we go, we're one in.

04:10:53.820 --> 04:10:55.580
Fitsie taking the five gift kits.

04:10:56.500 --> 04:10:57.500
We're almost done.

04:11:01.060 --> 04:11:01.900
Nothing.

04:11:05.500 --> 04:11:06.340
Nothing.

04:11:09.820 --> 04:11:10.660
Nothing.

04:11:12.540 --> 04:11:16.140
Too bad, there's an anomaly every 90% of the Tokyo now.

04:11:16.140 --> 04:11:18.140
We got them.

04:11:18.140 --> 04:11:20.140
Normally 99% of the time.

04:11:25.140 --> 04:11:27.140
Is your dick out?

04:11:27.140 --> 04:11:29.140
No.

04:11:29.140 --> 04:11:31.140
What about you?

04:11:31.140 --> 04:11:33.140
You got a sneaky peeker here?

04:11:36.140 --> 04:11:38.140
Why are you saying yes? Hold up.

04:11:38.140 --> 04:11:40.140
Huh.

04:11:40.140 --> 04:11:42.140
What?

04:11:43.140 --> 04:11:45.140
Normal again.

04:11:46.140 --> 04:12:02.180
No it wasn't. Yo this game stops. I'm hearing music. Anomaly. I don't like that at all. Go.

04:12:04.340 --> 04:12:10.700
Their eyes are different. Oh my god, you think I need to pay attention to the color of their eyes?

04:12:10.700 --> 04:12:17.700
He won't look at me, it's a problem.

04:12:17.700 --> 04:12:22.700
I thought it's like impossible to know.

04:12:22.700 --> 04:12:25.700
It's just these three guys.

04:12:25.700 --> 04:12:28.700
Is that SRD thing there normally?

04:12:28.700 --> 04:12:30.700
I don't know, man.

04:12:30.700 --> 04:12:33.700
Or there's smoke coming out of that fucking can.

04:12:33.700 --> 04:12:35.700
That's gotta be an anomaly.

04:12:35.700 --> 04:12:41.700
See, give me more like these, blood rain?

04:12:41.700 --> 04:12:44.700
Fucking piece of cake.

04:12:44.700 --> 04:12:47.700
I'm not like, this would be, this would be amazing.

04:12:47.700 --> 04:12:50.700
The last one.

04:12:50.700 --> 04:12:53.700
Okay.

04:12:53.700 --> 04:12:57.700
Hey, everybody, here's got Trench Butt.

04:13:05.700 --> 04:13:07.700
Because their feet are out, sorry.

04:13:07.700 --> 04:13:09.700
Stupid joke.

04:13:09.700 --> 04:13:11.700
It was purple rain, that was not purple.

04:13:11.700 --> 04:13:13.700
It was red.

04:13:13.700 --> 04:13:15.700
Blood red.

04:13:25.700 --> 04:13:27.700
Nothing.

04:13:36.680 --> 04:13:41.240
Group taking the five subs. Yo, this game is so trash. This game is so trash

04:13:45.480 --> 04:13:49.020
Vault fits Xavier and NC X and 50 taking five

04:13:49.980 --> 04:13:53.380
Well, how about zero still you want me to get to 20?

04:13:53.660 --> 04:13:59.580
I feel like growth it said this game at a 30 minute playtime. What do you think somebody's just instant winning?

04:13:59.940 --> 04:14:03.340
I'm gonna pay I'm gonna pay mad attention to everyone. I won't fail again

04:14:03.340 --> 04:14:08.340
Starting now, I will not fail again.

04:14:08.340 --> 04:14:12.340
Normal.

04:14:12.340 --> 04:14:15.340
Normal.

04:14:15.340 --> 04:14:20.340
He ain't there, not normal.

04:14:20.340 --> 04:14:23.340
Paulo, think of it as 10 subs.

04:14:23.340 --> 04:14:26.340
1 out of 20 chat, 19 more.

04:14:26.340 --> 04:14:28.340
We run it straight, Pete Vest.

04:14:28.340 --> 04:14:30.340
That ladder, normal.

04:14:30.340 --> 04:14:36.340
Him staring off into the abyss at his lovely wife, or mess dressed, who knows.

04:14:37.340 --> 04:14:40.340
Normal. Lady holding baby, not normal.

04:14:42.340 --> 04:14:44.340
We're locked, too.

04:14:47.340 --> 04:14:50.340
Precipitation, as per usual.

04:14:51.340 --> 04:14:54.340
Man with his wife.

04:14:55.340 --> 04:14:57.340
Other man, lonely.

04:15:00.340 --> 04:15:05.080
Other man looking normal with a gun. No thing there's that to see anomaly

04:15:05.880 --> 04:15:09.180
He'd move on. This is normal for at number three

04:15:11.260 --> 04:15:13.260
That's zero

04:15:17.540 --> 04:15:19.540
Normal

04:15:21.260 --> 04:15:27.460
Another normal what's normal to me apparently I miss every anomaly under the fucking Sun maybe the barrel is supposed to be there

04:15:27.460 --> 04:15:29.100
Who fucking knows?

04:15:29.100 --> 04:15:31.460
Let's actually check this time. I'm going there for sure

04:15:35.820 --> 04:15:43.160
Never seen a thing wrong with this guy this guy's just fucking bland his shit buddy. You want to have six fingers one fucking time or something?

04:15:46.980 --> 04:15:50.720
You're gonna be an absolute piece of shit there we go. This is normal as well

04:15:54.140 --> 04:15:57.620
Two out of 20 18 more there we go

04:15:59.100 --> 04:16:04.700
Ladder, supplies, man with a gun, and a bayonet, his wife.

04:16:09.740 --> 04:16:10.240
Tank!

04:16:13.660 --> 04:16:16.060
There we go. Easy enough. It's a lovely sunset.

04:16:17.500 --> 04:16:21.100
We're actually viewing the northern lights today instead of fighting the trench warfare.

04:16:21.100 --> 04:16:21.980
It's Christmas day.

04:16:23.180 --> 04:16:25.020
Look at that. How beautiful.

04:16:26.220 --> 04:16:27.580
And back to the ship.

04:16:29.100 --> 04:16:31.100
Four out of twenty.

04:16:33.100 --> 04:16:35.100
Nothing, raining, laddering.

04:16:36.100 --> 04:16:40.100
Man, cleaning hat. Is it normally green? I don't know.

04:16:41.100 --> 04:16:44.100
Bayonet, looking a little short, limp for a chance.

04:16:45.100 --> 04:16:47.100
I love you. You look normal.

04:16:49.100 --> 04:16:53.100
Anything in the sky? No. I'm going the wrong way. Really disoriented. Sorry.

04:16:54.100 --> 04:16:57.100
Smoke coming out of the barrel. Is that normal?

04:16:59.100 --> 04:17:02.600
I don't remember.

04:17:02.600 --> 04:17:04.600
Yes it is.

04:17:04.600 --> 04:17:06.600
But this is normal, no anomaly.

04:17:06.600 --> 04:17:08.600
So we should be at five.

04:17:08.600 --> 04:17:10.600
There we are.

04:17:10.600 --> 04:17:12.600
And we're super locked, Chad.

04:17:12.600 --> 04:17:14.600
Dent ladder.

04:17:14.600 --> 04:17:16.600
Man with his wife.

04:17:20.600 --> 04:17:22.600
Boring ass guy, ass per usual.

04:17:22.600 --> 04:17:24.600
Maybe break your kneecaps or something.

04:17:24.600 --> 04:17:26.600
God, come on.

04:17:26.600 --> 04:17:32.600
Standing a little bit different this time, a little suspicious, maybe a little poop in the pants.

04:17:32.600 --> 04:17:37.600
I'm gonna say it's normal that the rock wasn't there, stop, what do you mean that rock wasn't there?

04:17:39.600 --> 04:17:41.600
Don't mess with me now.

04:17:43.600 --> 04:17:45.600
I think this place is normal.

04:17:46.600 --> 04:17:48.600
Look up, I am looking up.

04:17:48.600 --> 04:17:50.600
There's nothing for rainy day.

04:17:50.600 --> 04:17:53.600
It's normal. We're on to number six.

04:17:53.600 --> 04:17:55.600
There we go.

04:17:55.600 --> 04:17:57.600
Keep pushing.

04:17:57.600 --> 04:17:59.600
Ladder.

04:17:59.600 --> 04:18:01.600
Normal.

04:18:01.600 --> 04:18:03.600
White.

04:18:03.600 --> 04:18:05.600
Normal.

04:18:05.600 --> 04:18:07.600
Normal?

04:18:07.600 --> 04:18:09.600
Moving on to the basic chug.

04:18:09.600 --> 04:18:11.600
Nothing going on here.

04:18:11.600 --> 04:18:13.600
Nothing special.

04:18:13.600 --> 04:18:15.600
They call him a mid-tier normie.

04:18:15.600 --> 04:18:17.600
Sandbag.

04:18:17.600 --> 04:18:19.600
You've posted up.

04:18:19.600 --> 04:18:21.600
He's always got that side step to him.

04:18:21.600 --> 04:18:23.720
Oh, it's got that side step to it.

04:18:23.720 --> 04:18:24.640
Love to see it.

04:18:25.600 --> 04:18:27.920
Checking sky, sky's normal.

04:18:27.920 --> 04:18:29.880
Flag gone, don't say that.

04:18:29.880 --> 04:18:31.320
Flag's not gone.

04:18:31.320 --> 04:18:32.380
Law number seven.

04:18:37.360 --> 04:18:40.920
Ladder, man, wife.

04:18:40.920 --> 04:18:42.040
A lot of normal ones here.

04:18:42.040 --> 04:18:43.200
We need an anomaly here.

04:18:43.200 --> 04:18:44.400
Anything wrong with you?

04:18:47.200 --> 04:18:48.440
No sneaky pecker.

04:18:48.440 --> 04:18:53.440
Ooh! Anomaly! No ammo crates! No ammo crates!

04:18:53.440 --> 04:18:59.440
Keeps that... 8 out of 10. Almost halfway.

04:19:02.440 --> 04:19:03.440
Ladder?

04:19:04.440 --> 04:19:08.440
Could we get repeat anomalies too? Is that potential? Is that a thing?

04:19:08.440 --> 04:19:10.440
Those are always different.

04:19:18.440 --> 04:19:22.080
It's a little more sporadic than normal.

04:19:22.080 --> 04:19:24.560
Maybe I caught him at a bad time.

04:19:24.560 --> 04:19:27.480
Angelo Persian, Angelo Persian oil.

04:19:27.480 --> 04:19:29.480
I don't remember that saying that.

04:19:29.480 --> 04:19:30.800
I don't remember that saying that.

04:19:30.800 --> 04:19:32.240
I remember it being empty.

04:19:33.120 --> 04:19:35.160
Barrel normally never had words.

04:19:35.160 --> 04:19:36.520
Now we're hyper-specific.

04:19:38.560 --> 04:19:40.840
In the trenches, they test your mind.

04:19:40.840 --> 04:19:41.680
Never.

04:19:45.600 --> 04:19:47.640
They always tell you never peek over the trenches.

04:19:47.640 --> 04:19:51.640
This guy's a jackass, but one time he isn't an anomaly, he gets down to the head.

04:19:51.640 --> 04:19:53.640
Hang on.

04:19:53.640 --> 04:19:55.640
What an idiot.

04:19:55.640 --> 04:19:57.640
Ten out of ten, halfway.

04:19:59.640 --> 04:20:01.640
Ten out of twenty.

04:20:01.640 --> 04:20:03.640
Ladder, British flag.

04:20:03.640 --> 04:20:07.640
Make sure we're not on the German side. Guns are not normal there.

04:20:07.640 --> 04:20:11.640
This is an anomaly as well. That guy was standing free.

04:20:11.640 --> 04:20:16.960
Mmm, bad vibes about this one.

04:20:16.960 --> 04:20:19.360
I can tell you right now this is an anomaly.

04:20:19.360 --> 04:20:21.000
Certain of it.

04:20:21.000 --> 04:20:23.000
They have gas masks.

04:20:23.000 --> 04:20:24.800
Knew it.

04:20:24.800 --> 04:20:25.800
Knew it.

04:20:25.800 --> 04:20:27.920
Oh, we're cooking.

04:20:27.920 --> 04:20:29.920
Oh, we're cooking.

04:20:29.920 --> 04:20:31.200
12 out of 20.

04:20:31.200 --> 04:20:33.720
This is the run.

04:20:33.720 --> 04:20:37.240
Barbed wire.

04:20:37.240 --> 04:20:39.240
That's normal.

04:20:39.240 --> 04:20:44.240
The backlands.

04:20:48.240 --> 04:20:50.240
Anatoly.

04:20:51.240 --> 04:20:54.240
Stay in character!

04:21:04.240 --> 04:21:06.240
How about you, sir?

04:21:06.240 --> 04:21:08.240
Lovely.

04:21:08.240 --> 04:21:10.240
Lovely, lovely, lovely.

04:21:13.240 --> 04:21:18.240
Most normally out of barrel, I think this is a safe, I think this is a safe, safe throw.

04:21:19.240 --> 04:21:21.240
I don't think there's an anomaly here.

04:21:23.240 --> 04:21:26.240
Everything looks tip top shaped pristine.

04:21:27.240 --> 04:21:30.240
The flags are normal as well. They are a little windier than normal.

04:21:30.240 --> 04:21:41.040
see now am i really am i basing whether or not i'm gonna say an anomaly based off the

04:21:41.040 --> 04:21:51.240
tempo of the flag triple t wait triple t is here where don't tell me you actually see

04:21:51.240 --> 04:21:53.240
I see two chun chun chun sa hor.

04:22:03.240 --> 04:22:05.240
The poster's fine.

04:22:05.240 --> 04:22:08.240
What are you saying the poster over by this man?

04:22:09.240 --> 04:22:10.240
Nope.

04:22:13.240 --> 04:22:15.240
False flag?

04:22:15.240 --> 04:22:16.240
No.

04:22:21.240 --> 04:22:24.240
I think this is a normal spot.

04:22:24.240 --> 04:22:26.840
I don't think this has an anomaly, yep, 14.

04:22:30.400 --> 04:22:34.240
Yeah, I don't think I'm basing how fast the wind's blowing

04:22:34.240 --> 04:22:37.120
unless it's like just so apparent.

04:22:40.000 --> 04:22:41.120
We check our fingers.

04:22:43.000 --> 04:22:44.800
All right, now take your boots off.

04:22:51.240 --> 04:23:10.400
I think this is also normal.

04:23:10.400 --> 04:23:14.080
No anomalies here.

04:23:14.080 --> 04:23:17.160
Nada.

04:23:17.160 --> 04:23:18.920
I hate that.

04:23:18.920 --> 04:23:19.920
There's no ammo box?

04:23:19.920 --> 04:23:20.920
There isn't ammo box.

04:23:20.920 --> 04:23:22.880
Run 15, you're wrong.

04:23:22.880 --> 04:23:25.680
Five more, five more.

04:23:38.880 --> 04:23:41.220
Just got back from the Burning Man Festival.

04:23:45.160 --> 04:23:46.000
Nothing.

04:23:46.000 --> 04:24:04.780
When did the when did the mustard gas start leaking through 17 three more or four more

04:24:04.780 --> 04:24:08.380
I'm on 17 I need a beat I need to get to 20

04:24:25.100 --> 04:24:27.100
Normal I know it is

04:24:27.100 --> 04:24:34.100
All right, big drugs warfare here, I just heard a mortal man, I'm gonna keep it running,

04:24:34.100 --> 04:24:37.100
we're gonna keep it going straight, thank you.

04:24:37.100 --> 04:24:40.100
Thank you, have a wonderful time.

04:24:40.100 --> 04:24:43.100
Two more.

04:24:43.100 --> 04:24:46.100
19.

04:24:46.100 --> 04:24:58.860
One of these days you're gonna have fucking six fingers and I'm gonna be ready for that

04:24:58.860 --> 04:25:00.980
fucking day, bud.

04:25:00.980 --> 04:25:07.100
Today's a five finger day.

04:25:07.100 --> 04:25:11.100
It's clean.

04:25:11.100 --> 04:25:18.100
I'm just wanting to get this head.

04:25:18.100 --> 04:25:22.100
Beach. Wait, no, no, no, no, don't look up.

04:25:22.100 --> 04:25:25.100
You're not looking up. You're not looking up.

04:25:25.100 --> 04:25:27.100
No, no, no, don't find the ladder.

04:25:27.100 --> 04:25:29.100
Don't find the ladder.

04:25:29.100 --> 04:25:31.100
Don't find the ladder. We saw what happened to the last guy.

04:25:31.100 --> 04:25:33.100
They said don't peek over the trench.

04:25:41.100 --> 04:25:48.100
Is he dead?

04:25:48.100 --> 04:26:01.100
World War I lasted four years, two months and 14 days of conflict began.

04:26:01.100 --> 04:26:11.380
1914 ended November 11th 1918 15 to 22 million people died 9 to 2 9 to 11 million military personnel 6 to 13 million civilians

04:26:11.380 --> 04:26:17.380
Oh my god, what a grim ending. Ranger the worst conditions known to mankind all the fighting that was a horrible battle.

04:26:21.380 --> 04:26:25.580
I'll meet you million. Yeah, dude, World War I lasted a long time

04:26:26.740 --> 04:26:30.220
Electrodenali for the Sentomali, think of it at 3. Happy birthday Isabella

04:26:31.100 --> 04:26:34.780
Peach and Caleb the sub will think of it thousand buddies in the military

04:26:35.340 --> 04:26:39.100
Well, thank you for your service at Fort Belvoir Virginia with a CID

04:26:39.100 --> 04:26:43.020
No, you don't live here, but you live on the East Coast wondering if you had fun things to do out here on the East Coast

04:26:43.020 --> 04:26:45.020
I have no idea what to do in Virginia, man

04:26:45.340 --> 04:26:50.100
Drippy think of it a thousand buddies any birthstrap in soon. Maybe Finn rare

04:26:50.700 --> 04:26:54.860
47 serious thank you for the sub at Yoka and create cry think of it a sub Apollo think of it 10 gifted

04:26:54.860 --> 04:26:56.300
Don't send that's right now check

04:26:56.300 --> 04:26:59.660
Actually, I have to be real quick and then we're gonna hop into the last game of the day

04:26:59.660 --> 04:27:03.740
Take care of the dog. Not really a gaming day. Just kind of some random ones on the back end

04:27:04.180 --> 04:27:09.300
We got a lot of gaming this next week though. I just wanted to do like some games today

04:27:09.300 --> 04:27:12.020
Take care of the dog should be fun though. Give me like literally 30 seconds

04:27:12.580 --> 04:27:15.500
Is it a horror game? Yeah, it's gonna be a horror game. That one wasn't scary though

04:28:26.300 --> 04:28:44.300
All right.

04:28:44.300 --> 04:28:55.380
We're back. Ground Sasquatch TT, Asteroid, the Dominator, Stephen, Nukes, Space, Perky,

04:28:55.380 --> 04:28:59.780
and Cooper, thank you for the sub. Tamali, or Tamalis, thank you for the fives. Cooper

04:28:59.780 --> 04:29:05.380
for the sub. All right. Are kind speed ever meeting bosses in MC? When do they start that?

04:29:05.380 --> 04:29:10.020
Is it today? Yeah, I heard that kind speed are doing a marathon where they have to

04:29:10.020 --> 04:29:13.100
beat every major boss in hardcore,

04:29:13.100 --> 04:29:15.720
they're gonna be live for like a month.

04:29:15.720 --> 04:29:16.800
It just started.

04:29:18.800 --> 04:29:20.920
And I'm pretty sure they beat the Ender Dragon together,

04:29:20.920 --> 04:29:21.760
right?

04:29:21.760 --> 04:29:22.900
It's just dude.

04:29:23.940 --> 04:29:28.640
In the same hardcore world, having to beat,

04:29:28.640 --> 04:29:29.480
what is it?

04:29:29.480 --> 04:29:31.680
They're beating the Ender Dragon, the Warden,

04:29:31.680 --> 04:29:34.120
the Elder Guardian, the Wither.

04:29:35.000 --> 04:29:35.840
Is that it?

04:29:35.840 --> 04:29:42.200
I think it's those four.

04:29:42.200 --> 04:29:43.200
It can't be that hard.

04:29:43.200 --> 04:29:47.880
I mean, the problem is, what they need to do is not speedrun the game.

04:29:47.880 --> 04:29:51.760
What they need to do is actually just do a let's play.

04:29:51.760 --> 04:29:54.760
Rip a hardcore let's play.

04:29:54.760 --> 04:30:02.400
Probably fight the wither, the elder guardian, then the ender dragon and fight the warden

04:30:02.400 --> 04:30:03.400
last.

04:30:03.400 --> 04:30:05.400
Where do you get the Warden out of the way?

04:30:05.900 --> 04:30:10.560
Warden sucks. You're gonna fool prop 5 and get 2 tapped

04:30:11.320 --> 04:30:15.600
with Capils. Like they should what they should really do is just spam farm

04:30:16.400 --> 04:30:22.200
Totems of undying and just pray that they beat the Warden and then it's easy

04:30:22.840 --> 04:30:27.900
Like they should really do that. I don't but the problem is I think they're gonna speed run it and they're just gonna fail

04:30:27.900 --> 04:30:34.260
I think they're gonna fail like a hundred times before they actually are able to like lock in wow his setups crazy. Look at this

04:30:34.780 --> 04:30:37.760
Boss already it starts over once it gets to the Dendé

04:30:37.940 --> 04:30:42.340
Once it gets to the 10-day period everything starts over even if we already did kill the boss

04:30:42.460 --> 04:30:47.480
So once we get to the today period we will have to kill every boss or in the hardcore

04:30:49.620 --> 04:30:53.060
But it doesn't have to be in one run check are y'all following

04:30:53.060 --> 04:30:55.060
Yeah, I got followed.

04:30:55.060 --> 04:30:56.060
I got followed.

04:30:56.060 --> 04:30:57.060
Hardcore.

04:30:57.060 --> 04:30:58.060
Are you following the external chat?

04:30:58.060 --> 04:31:00.060
Are you following the external?

04:31:00.060 --> 04:31:02.060
No, how are they explaining this?

04:31:02.060 --> 04:31:03.060
They said fairs.

04:31:03.060 --> 04:31:04.060
They said fairs.

04:31:04.060 --> 04:31:05.060
Yes.

04:31:05.060 --> 04:31:06.060
Yes.

04:31:06.060 --> 04:31:07.060
Okay.

04:31:07.060 --> 04:31:08.060
Fairs.

04:31:08.060 --> 04:31:09.060
Okay.

04:31:09.060 --> 04:31:10.060
What they say over there in your chat?

04:31:10.060 --> 04:31:11.060
What they say over there in your chat?

04:31:11.060 --> 04:31:12.060
My chat saying yes.

04:31:12.060 --> 04:31:13.060
My chat saying yes, king.

04:31:13.060 --> 04:31:14.060
My chat just said yes, yes, yes, yes.

04:31:14.060 --> 04:31:15.060
Exactly.

04:31:15.060 --> 04:31:16.060
And name of six.

04:31:16.060 --> 04:31:18.060
So they don't need to beat them in one run.

04:31:18.060 --> 04:31:20.060
It's just they have to beat them in one run.

04:31:20.060 --> 04:31:22.060
They have to become Minecraft YouTubers for a hundred percent.

04:31:22.060 --> 04:31:27.420
For the rest of our lives, bro, but we're gonna give a 10 day gap to do it in one run after that 10 day

04:31:27.420 --> 04:31:30.420
We will be focused on the wither on hardcore

04:31:33.180 --> 04:31:38.780
So in the first 10 days they have to be all four in one run, but after 10 days

04:31:39.260 --> 04:31:42.580
They're allowed to just tick off the warden

04:31:43.060 --> 04:31:48.840
Die the warden still ticked off and then they could go on to the next one

04:31:48.840 --> 04:31:51.920
I mean, yeah, I don't think that's bad

04:31:52.720 --> 04:31:55.120
But it it makes the challenge

04:31:55.920 --> 04:32:03.300
10 times easier because then you could just doom cue fight the warden until you beat him one really what you're they're gonna need to do is bow

04:32:03.300 --> 04:32:04.360
and

04:32:04.360 --> 04:32:09.740
Literally just fucking propped the warden have him chase one of them and then the other one just bow into death

04:32:11.080 --> 04:32:15.560
You're not doing that. I would not be able to do that. I would suck

04:32:15.560 --> 04:32:20.040
This is gonna be a they're gonna be like they're gonna be live for like two weeks

04:32:21.120 --> 04:32:22.960
minimum

04:32:22.960 --> 04:32:25.900
Like certainly all right take care of the dog. We're playing next

04:32:27.200 --> 04:32:31.240
Caleb for the four mr. Take it for the five Pat take it for the three necklace mr.

04:32:31.240 --> 04:32:34.400
Kato take it with some space. Thank you for the five gifts. Mr. Kato take it with five gifts

04:32:35.240 --> 04:32:37.240
All right lock in

04:32:39.280 --> 04:32:43.960
What is the name of this game I literally just forgot take care of your dog

04:32:45.560 --> 04:32:51.560
That's full screen. Alright.

04:32:51.560 --> 04:32:57.560
Take care of your dog. It's a little good which we've on the inside. Look out.

04:32:57.560 --> 04:33:00.560
I know you're barking for me buddy. Hold on.

04:33:00.560 --> 04:33:03.560
Let me come inside. Do you need pets?

04:33:03.560 --> 04:33:10.560
Follow the dog.

04:33:10.560 --> 04:33:12.560
I love the music we got going on right now.

04:33:12.560 --> 04:33:17.600
Why is the food bowl in the middle of the fucking yard get the food in the basement?

04:33:17.600 --> 04:33:19.600
Why is the food in the fucking basement?

04:33:20.360 --> 04:33:22.360
If the music just ticks off I

04:33:24.800 --> 04:33:29.000
Can't look up or down. I can only look left and right. Oh, this is horrible

04:33:31.880 --> 04:33:33.880
Why is there a crack in the wall? Oh

04:33:37.440 --> 04:33:39.120
This is like the back rooms dude

04:33:39.120 --> 04:33:42.600
There's just a stop sign here. What the fuck am I looking for? Oh my god

04:33:44.440 --> 04:33:46.440
What was that noise I

04:33:47.440 --> 04:33:51.000
Gonna remember which way I went like what if I get lost I

04:33:52.440 --> 04:33:54.440
Think it's right here. Yeah

04:33:55.280 --> 04:33:57.280
goaded memory and

04:33:57.280 --> 04:33:58.480
overthrow

04:33:58.480 --> 04:34:04.420
The dog better not turn on you even eat your food jackass. I just picked it up at a basement for you

04:34:05.120 --> 04:34:07.120
What do you throw the frisbee now?

04:34:09.120 --> 04:34:17.640
come here play fetch with the dogs are you ready it's gonna be a fucking long

04:34:17.640 --> 04:34:22.260
toss here bud I don't know if you're gonna be able to get this one I thought

04:34:22.260 --> 04:34:27.480
it was a frisbee are you gonna go get the ball up oh you good boy bring it

04:34:27.480 --> 04:34:32.160
back bring it back no bring it back you're supposed to bring it back to me

04:34:32.160 --> 04:34:38.280
all right throw it that way this time go get it

04:34:39.120 --> 04:34:45.660
I don't like being outside during this dust. Is this a horror game? Yes. I don't know when it gets scary or what though.

04:34:45.660 --> 04:34:49.120
I hope the dog's not like a skin walker. I hope the dog protects me.

04:34:51.080 --> 04:34:55.260
Whoop! I'm gonna run with them this time. See what he sees.

04:34:56.700 --> 04:34:59.200
Gonna peek the other side of the yard perhaps.

04:35:01.480 --> 04:35:06.420
I really want to see what's on this side. It's probably the exact same. Okay, it's nothing. Nothing special.

04:35:06.420 --> 04:35:14.140
Yeah, the music makes this like a really happy nice game, and I just don't vibe with that at all right now

04:35:17.740 --> 04:35:23.240
Sorry what wait hold on. I literally just said sorry what to attacks

04:35:36.420 --> 04:35:51.500
Alright, lock in. He's losing it. Yeah, I'm losing my fucking mind, dude. The weed brain's

04:35:51.500 --> 04:35:56.560
going to me. This is literally a balloon. It's not even like a frisbee or a ball. The problem

04:35:56.560 --> 04:35:59.760
with the game is how upbeat and happy it is. Like, eventually it's just gonna get

04:35:59.760 --> 04:36:04.600
really fucking scary. I don't know when this ends. Can I stop playing fetch with

04:36:04.600 --> 04:36:11.580
I don't want to keep playing fat here. Take the fucking ball. You go inside now. This is boring. Oh

04:36:13.720 --> 04:36:15.720
He's upset that I said that oh

04:36:18.280 --> 04:36:25.680
You're tired baby now you look just like my dog Daisy look just like my dog Daisy wait, what did that say? It said get to something

04:36:27.960 --> 04:36:29.960
What

04:36:34.600 --> 04:36:41.600
I said get the water in the basement but the dogs gone.

04:36:47.060 --> 04:36:49.060
Where'd he go?

04:36:49.060 --> 04:36:51.060
What is this?

04:36:51.060 --> 04:36:53.060
Oh don't tell me the dogs dead.

04:36:53.060 --> 04:36:55.060
I'm gonna fucking freak out.

04:36:55.060 --> 04:36:57.060
Is that a brick?

04:36:57.060 --> 04:36:59.060
How do I pick it up?

04:36:59.060 --> 04:37:01.060
I can't look down.

04:37:01.060 --> 04:37:03.060
Why is there a brick?

04:37:03.060 --> 04:37:25.940
window. Oh fuck this. Oh fuck this. And I, the creepy grandma clock. Oh hell no. It's

04:37:25.940 --> 04:37:31.780
a get water right? If anything's down here, please, I'm just here to grab water for my

04:37:31.780 --> 04:37:37.780
dog. Why I can't do this in the kitchen sink? I don't know. That's not my problem

04:37:37.780 --> 04:37:43.420
right now. My dog really likes the tap water down here. Please be nice. I'll be

04:37:43.420 --> 04:37:52.300
nice to you back. I do have an orange belt in Taekwondo. Oh, there it is. I watched

04:37:52.300 --> 04:37:56.140
kicking it growing up and I learned a few moves from that. I hear you shaking

04:37:56.140 --> 04:38:00.620
your keys. Please don't be down here with me. I don't know what that noise

04:38:00.620 --> 04:38:04.280
was and I don't want to find out I'm gonna walk back now thank you oh there's

04:38:04.280 --> 04:38:11.660
boxes what are these boxes for well now we know that they're there that's lovely

04:38:11.660 --> 04:38:19.140
kicking it's a good show it is oh a key what is that for what is that for I

04:38:19.140 --> 04:38:23.700
heard that was the noise that I heard earlier what is the key for was there

04:38:23.700 --> 04:38:28.140
an area that I couldn't go in oh my god how the fuck do I get back please

04:38:28.140 --> 04:38:34.300
Get me out of here. Please get me out of here. Oh, holy fuck. Thank fuck. Where is this dog?

04:38:37.620 --> 04:38:44.400
Where is he? Do I have to go bring him the water? He ran outside. Oh hell no.

04:38:47.860 --> 04:38:54.040
I'm gonna go in here real quick. Okay, it's my bad. We have to go back outside. The dog's outside.

04:38:54.820 --> 04:38:56.820
Where's the dog at?

04:38:58.140 --> 04:39:00.140
Buddy.

04:39:00.140 --> 04:39:02.140
Where'd you go?

04:39:02.140 --> 04:39:04.140
You're not supposed to be rolling in poop right now.

04:39:04.140 --> 04:39:06.140
I don't want to give you a bath or anything.

04:39:06.140 --> 04:39:08.140
Is that a man or an ape?

04:39:08.140 --> 04:39:10.140
What is that?

04:39:10.140 --> 04:39:12.140
Who are you?

04:39:12.140 --> 04:39:14.140
It's time to go to sleep.

04:39:14.140 --> 04:39:16.140
He is not hungry anymore.

04:39:16.140 --> 04:39:18.140
He is not hungry anymore.

04:39:18.140 --> 04:39:20.140
He is not hungry anymore.

04:39:20.140 --> 04:39:22.140
He is not hungry anymore.

04:39:22.140 --> 04:39:24.140
He is not hungry anymore.

04:39:24.140 --> 04:39:26.140
He is not hungry anymore.

04:39:26.140 --> 04:39:28.140
Is that like a man dressed as a dog?

04:39:28.140 --> 04:39:30.140
I don't know what the fuck is happening.

04:39:30.140 --> 04:39:32.140
What the fuck is happening?

04:39:32.140 --> 04:39:34.140
Maybe it is time to go to sleep.

04:39:34.140 --> 04:39:36.140
Maybe it is time to go to sleep.

04:39:36.140 --> 04:39:38.140
I'm gonna go to sleep.

04:39:38.140 --> 04:39:40.140
I'm gonna go to sleep.

04:39:40.140 --> 04:39:42.140
I'm gonna go to sleep.

04:39:42.140 --> 04:39:44.140
Don't worry. Don't worry. Holy fuck.

04:39:44.140 --> 04:39:46.140
Go to bed. That was terrifying.

04:39:46.140 --> 04:39:48.140
That was a man dressed as a dog.

04:39:50.140 --> 04:39:52.140
You forgot to close the doors.

04:39:52.140 --> 04:39:54.140
What? I died?

04:39:56.140 --> 04:40:04.180
I thought I had to go to bed I was listening to the fucking robot guy no put me back in

04:40:04.180 --> 04:40:08.680
I'd go do I have to run that all back I don't want to play fetch with this fucking dog again

04:40:08.680 --> 04:40:19.580
oh fuck out of here no I'm not doing this again no I'm not doing this again no I'm

04:40:19.580 --> 04:40:25.020
watching the ending I'm watching the right ending so that was creepy oh my god it was

04:40:25.020 --> 04:40:28.620
like a man that I think they skin the dog and wart skin and they were like it's

04:40:28.620 --> 04:40:36.240
time to go to bed take care of the dog endings that's it yeah I mean bro it's

04:40:36.240 --> 04:40:45.960
a free game oh there's like three different endings the fuck yeah death

04:40:45.960 --> 04:40:52.640
ending how was I supposed to know that I'm supposed to shut all the

04:40:52.640 --> 04:41:01.800
doors. Oh wait death ending as he gets you. Maybe it is time to go to sleep. Oh that's

04:41:01.800 --> 04:41:12.360
Uber lane. He is not hungry anymore. He is not hungry anymore. Do the robot voices the creepiest

04:41:12.360 --> 04:41:22.360
part. So does he just get in? Yeah but how do you shut the doors? The true ending.

04:41:22.360 --> 04:41:24.760
I'm having a bad feeling about this.

04:41:24.760 --> 04:41:27.360
Oh, you could lock the key, you lock all the doors.

04:41:30.360 --> 04:41:31.360
And then you go to bed.

04:41:34.860 --> 04:41:35.860
The brick!

04:41:41.860 --> 04:41:44.860
The knife downstairs may work.

04:41:47.860 --> 04:41:49.860
I'm darting out of that house, bro.

04:41:49.860 --> 04:41:50.860
He's wearing my dog's skin.

04:41:50.860 --> 04:41:51.860
He's not chasing me.

04:41:52.360 --> 04:41:55.360
Oh, fuck now. What if he's in the basement?

04:41:57.360 --> 04:41:58.360
Oh.

04:42:01.360 --> 04:42:02.360
What's that?

04:42:02.360 --> 04:42:03.360
That's the dog!

04:42:10.360 --> 04:42:11.360
How are you?

04:42:12.360 --> 04:42:14.360
Oh, take care of the dog. Oh my go-

04:42:22.360 --> 04:42:26.360
You know how's this motherfucker not nervous right now? He ain't even looking at his peripherals!

04:42:26.860 --> 04:42:28.860
Oh my god, are you gonna stab the dog?

04:42:30.860 --> 04:42:31.860
What the fuck?

04:42:34.860 --> 04:42:37.360
What is he doing? Why is he pumping the dog?

04:42:44.860 --> 04:42:46.360
He's gonna go outside.

04:42:46.860 --> 04:42:49.360
He's trying to kill it. That's the actual dog.

04:42:49.360 --> 04:42:56.360
The real dogs in the basement. Or you gotta go outside.

04:43:02.880 --> 04:43:09.880
That's it!

04:43:13.480 --> 04:43:16.760
A portal? Does a portal suck him in?

04:43:16.760 --> 04:43:20.040
don't tell me he's getting... is he gonna get probed by him?

04:43:20.040 --> 04:43:33.560
Is this the rapture? Is he getting brought to heaven? What's happening?

04:43:33.560 --> 04:43:51.840
And then he just disappears. And that's the game. Wow, holy cinema. I mean, I understand

04:43:51.840 --> 04:43:56.520
why people recommended that. That's actually fucking amazing. That might be Game of the

04:43:56.520 --> 04:44:01.040
Year, dude. We gotta fucking elect that. Is there still time to submit that for Game

04:44:01.040 --> 04:44:04.120
of the year or fucking eight minute play time.

04:44:05.520 --> 04:44:08.400
All right, chat, we're going to call that there.

04:44:08.400 --> 04:44:10.880
WStrain, if you have any videos here,

04:44:10.880 --> 04:44:11.920
watch, games you had to play,

04:44:11.920 --> 04:44:12.760
videos you just have to give us

04:44:12.760 --> 04:44:13.800
just have a time for specific things

04:44:13.800 --> 04:44:14.640
that are much kids that play.

04:44:14.640 --> 04:44:17.480
I'll be live tomorrow at like one EST.

04:44:17.480 --> 04:44:19.360
We're going to be playing all of the skin stapler.

04:44:19.360 --> 04:44:20.400
We played the demo for it.

04:44:20.400 --> 04:44:21.240
It was great.

04:44:21.240 --> 04:44:24.000
So we're going to be playing a full game tomorrow

04:44:24.000 --> 04:44:27.120
into big walk with me, JoJo and some others

04:44:27.120 --> 04:44:28.120
around like four.

04:44:28.120 --> 04:44:46.120
Sunday, we've reacts. We'll watch that Gia ma video, a bunch of other videos into the UK versus US cereal review. Monday's a full random game day. We're going to be doing a weird game about sausage is Salamander County Public Television probably mold rise, maybe fog horn strounds to like half or half random Tuesday.

04:44:46.120 --> 04:44:50.880
Tommy NFG we're going to be going over chats unpopular

04:44:50.880 --> 04:44:52.600
or I guess controversial takes

04:44:52.600 --> 04:44:54.520
and controversial gaining takes.

04:44:54.520 --> 04:44:56.240
We're gonna do the main one for his channel

04:44:56.240 --> 04:44:58.200
and then the gaming one for my gaining channel.

04:44:58.200 --> 04:45:01.340
And then we're doing a 2v2 rainbow tourney with Jynxie.

04:45:02.480 --> 04:45:05.520
I might not be on this team, but I'll be in it.

04:45:05.520 --> 04:45:09.520
Wednesday next week, gas station case at like noon

04:45:09.520 --> 04:45:12.920
into machine party, me, Fatmap, Max Taylor

04:45:12.920 --> 04:45:15.800
and King Wolves that'll be in early stream.

04:45:15.800 --> 04:45:17.960
Thursday, random game day.

04:45:17.960 --> 04:45:20.720
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, next week, not live.

04:45:20.720 --> 04:45:25.720
17th, probably 2v2 every rank with Jynxy,

04:45:25.960 --> 04:45:27.880
maybe machine party with Ron and Jynxy

04:45:27.880 --> 04:45:30.120
and some other party random games.

04:45:31.040 --> 04:45:34.920
18th, FNAF 2, till we beat it in the bunny suit,

04:45:34.920 --> 04:45:35.960
random shit.

04:45:35.960 --> 04:45:38.400
19th, charity stream for American Cancer Society

04:45:38.400 --> 04:45:41.880
and REACTS, and then I'm going the 20th to the 23rd.

04:45:41.880 --> 04:45:43.920
So I'm on for seven days, off three, on three,

04:45:43.920 --> 04:45:48.020
off four, then we're back basically for obviously

04:45:48.020 --> 04:45:49.940
rest of August, then all of September.

04:45:49.940 --> 04:45:54.340
And we'll probably swap to our school year stream schedule

04:45:54.340 --> 04:45:56.340
like last week of August, where I'll start streaming

04:45:56.340 --> 04:45:59.620
at like 3pm, 3.30 weekdays, and then still

04:45:59.620 --> 04:46:00.740
whenever on weekends.

04:46:00.740 --> 04:46:03.820
But yeah, until then, we're still summer scheduled.

04:46:03.820 --> 04:46:04.660
Appreciate y'all.

04:46:04.660 --> 04:46:05.580
Glad to be back.

04:46:05.580 --> 04:46:07.140
I hope you guys have fun watching out of fun time

04:46:07.140 --> 04:46:07.460
streaming.

04:46:07.460 --> 04:46:08.740
Take it to any of the follow-ups up,

04:46:08.740 --> 04:46:09.940
etc.

04:46:09.940 --> 04:46:11.140
And we're going to call that there.

04:46:11.140 --> 04:46:13.860
Who will to raid?

04:46:13.860 --> 04:46:17.220
Psycho beads and the sub Victoria for the thousand buddies caps. Thank you for the thousand buddies

04:46:17.340 --> 04:46:19.840
What's the video on why don't believe it? God seem to use this you I?

04:46:20.380 --> 04:46:23.340
Just haven't been able to articulate it my question the video about a year ago

04:46:23.340 --> 04:46:25.900
I have any reviews about the topic change since then not really

04:46:26.420 --> 04:46:31.460
Penge cat D and central for the sub fish caps creep and steam thinking for the sub who do we raid?

04:46:35.940 --> 04:46:42.420
This is doing skin stapler I would raid him, but I'm playing that game tomorrow, so I don't want to spoil that

04:46:43.860 --> 04:46:52.160
you. Uh Chris is on August

04:46:52.160 --> 04:46:54.160
night.

04:46:55.440 --> 04:47:01.140
JXC, we could rate JXC. in the

04:47:01.140 --> 04:47:04.080
same team at the center back

04:47:04.080 --> 04:47:06.080
position and now Liverpool

04:47:06.080 --> 04:47:09.020
attacking and going for on the

04:47:09.020 --> 04:47:12.020
Raucho. What is he doing? I've

04:47:12.020 --> 04:47:14.320
I always feel bad, but I'm down to do it for the one time.

04:47:14.320 --> 04:47:18.280
He was my streamer U, streamer U teammate.

04:47:18.280 --> 04:47:21.020
Wait, is there anyone else that was,

04:47:21.020 --> 04:47:23.860
is there anyone else that was on my team for streamer U

04:47:23.860 --> 04:47:25.360
that's alive right now?

04:47:30.300 --> 04:47:32.340
No, Yana and Mari.

04:47:34.400 --> 04:47:35.940
Is Mari alive?

04:47:35.940 --> 04:47:37.340
No, none of them are alive.

04:47:38.700 --> 04:47:40.940
Not streamer U, streamer games, sorry.

04:47:42.900 --> 04:47:44.900
We'll read Junko why not

04:47:46.040 --> 04:47:50.500
This will be a one time now. I like rating I like writing smaller streamers normally

04:47:51.000 --> 04:47:55.420
All right, appreciate y'all. Hope y'all fun and I'll catch all later saving it to the sub. I

04:47:56.540 --> 04:47:59.060
Will see y'all tomorrow 1 p.m. You see be there be square

04:48:00.140 --> 04:48:03.500
Bees see you guys tomorrow