So, somebody said, why are the solo cups so big?
It's the same solo cup.
It's not actually a red solo cup.
It's like a rewashable, it's like hard, it's a hard material.
Cinema today!
It lags. Oh my God. It's one of these fucking games, bro. Come on. All right. Hello, everybody bloody good.
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking
Saturday, everybody chat. We are doing a few things today. Actually two things today. Number one
Skin stapler is out. We're going to be playing that today. This game's gonna take like three fucking hours
So we're not really doing a long intro. Do not send bits right now
I will not read them.
I'm sorry.
We need to get into the games, OK?
At four, we're doing big walk with me, JoJo, Agent Dante,
and Jynxie.
How well that goes, I have no idea.
I don't know if the game's good.
We do have a backup game or two in case the game sucks,
but I've heard good things about big walk,
so I'm assuming it'll be fun.
But we're going to be doing skin stapler big walk today.
Tomorrow I'm gonna be live at one as well. It's a react day for three hours into
The UK versus US cereal cereal review with me and small fries
I set him 10 US cereals that are hard to get in the UK and he sent me the opposite
10 UK cereals that are hard to get in the US
We're going to be reviewing them together and ranking them off of you know one to ten on how good we think they are
I think it'll be fun
Monday
Random game day probably also live at like one
Don't really know what games we're playing yet, but probably a bunch of random ones
I do have some downloaded already that we're probably gonna play Tuesday at one again
We're going to be on with Tommy NFG
We're going to be doing two segments one where we go over chats controversial takes and two where we go over chats
Controversial gaming takes. He'll be making a video about the first. I'll be making a video about the latter
So it'll be a little bit of a collab with Tommy. We've never done a video with Tommy before outside of me reacting to him or vice-versa
Then it's a jink c2 v2 rainbow tournament Wednesday, I'm going to be doing
Gas station case at like noon. I'm gonna be live really early this week because we got a lot of shit
We're doing
Gas station case at like noon into machine party me Kingwool's max Taylor less and fat nap
Uh at like two, I think and then I have to dip by like five
Thursday random game day bunch of new games dropping Friday Saturday Sunday next week not live back to the 17th
For 2v2 every rank with JXC. Maybe machine party or some other shit after with the guys
Tuesday the 18th, we're doing the finnaf punishment. I'm going to be wearing this bunny suit
until I beat FNAF 2. So that'll be the 18th that it might take us fucking five hours who knows
maybe other random games depending on how long it takes us. Wednesday the 19th we're doing a
charity stream for American Cancer Society matching chat stone is up to 10k and reacts and then
I'm gone the 20th to the 23rd. So I'm basically back for a week gone for three days back for
three days gone for four and then we're back the last week of August into
basically mostly all of September. That's the schedule. Next charity stream after
that September 10th for World Suicide Prevention Day. But yeah, that's the
schedule. Exhibition point discord, video slash give slash that. Outside of that
are we ready to hop in? No pre-streamed app chat. This game's like three
hours. We have to beat this game in three hours. We played the demo for
anybody that remembers this was probably like six to eight months ago we played the demo
very good demo they had voice acting in the game it was a good story i don't really know how much
they're gonna change of that so you might recognize some of the game but we're gonna get into character
here for skin stapler i believe this is the one where you serve hot dogs and they deep throat
them and then also he like staples people skin as part of the the game name obviously uh
Karabi, thank you for the three.
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Gifted, Zeriel, Rapid.
Varmo, Sled, Joe's, I can't read bits right now.
Do not, 10 bits.
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Chat, are we ready to walk in?
It's gonna lag real quick.
It's gonna lag.
I'm letting you know.
We're back.
Turn that music down, holy hell.
Are the other settings good?
No, we needed that.
Boom.
And it looks better.
Love to see it.
Graphics, can't go super high.
Regular high.
I'm gonna turn the music down even more.
I feel like the music's very loud.
Is it good now or are we ready to begin?
Skin stapler!
It's finally out!
Let's fucking go.
I barely remember what happens in the demo.
Obviously the game's much longer.
I think the demo's like 30 minutes.
This game's like three hours.
It's already gonna be set on.
I'm remembering.
I hope I hope they did voice acting
And now, we got some freak carving his way through the city, leaves skin like paper trails,
the streets whisper fear and cover-ups.
Me?
I just whispered, Tuesday.
How'd they have a police catch already in the sky?
With everything else for sale, murder was just waiting for its turn.
For those of you that don't know you change characters in this game, I'm pretty sure about right now. I'm the lead detective
And I sound like Batman, I remember getting in a chair detective dick Slater
Yeah, I like that you want me one keeping the filth from spilling over and drowning this city in its own sin
Yeah, I'm remembering this character
Later come in. Are you talking to yourself in your computer again?
Maybe I don't know you an explanation. What do you want?
He's looking for you get down to the station
Dick's a blur now. Dick Slater tell him I'm on my way
The names dick dick Slater
It's actually
Fucking burn out!
Holy...
Oh my god!
This guy is just maxing out.
This dude's fucking amazing.
I love Dicks Slater.
Don't chop that up halfway.
The night before at the Burrow Apartments,
I think this is before the skin stapler was found.
Now I'm playing a woman.
This is new. This was not in the demo.
I don't remember playing this golf girl.
Whoa!
Okay, that one was loud.
Storm's really coming down tonight.
Great.
Now I'm wide awake.
If this keeps up, I'm not getting any sleep.
Might as well make some matcha.
Who the fuck's making matcha at two in the morning?
If I can't go to bed, I might as well start making my mocha tea.
Maybe that'll calm me down.
Why, dude, this fucking apartment is so dark.
Where's another light switch?
There we go.
Wow.
I live in like a Victorian fucking apartment right now.
This is terrifying.
I'm just sprinting to the fucking light switches I see.
I go find my mocha tea.
That thing does nothing.
Is that a broken light switch?
Sit back down to the computer. Nope. Let's find the kitchen.
I really want to play Dicks later and just make a lot of dick jokes.
That's kind of what I'm hyped for. Wow.
Dude, this is actually kind of an awesome house, but terrifying at the same time. There we go. Here's the kitchen.
The stove has been broken for a few days now. The landlord still hasn't sent someone to fix it.
My stove's been broken.
How the fuck have I been cooking food?
Jank master refrigerator
Well
What is how?
The water pressure is low again. This place is falling apart. Oh, no, I live I actually live in Gotham City
That did the pipes are broken the stove doesn't work
How am I even gonna get my pipe wrench and I need to grab my pipe wrench, okay?
Yeah, that's that's a very casual thing that people owned you guys own a pipe wrench by any by any means I don't oh
My god, I can see myself in a mirror. What does my shirt say?
Mine milk
Mini milk
No, like my boobs. Okay. I get it
All right, you think a pipe wrench would be down here. Let me go back. Let's see where it says
I need to grab my pipe wrench and tighten the valves under the sink. Where the fuck do I have a pipe wrench though?
I don't have like a garage.
It's gotta be in the bathroom. That's what would make sense.
Holy baddie, chat I have bad news for you guys. This is the first character as a flashback. This woman dies.
Oh my god, we have one of these old fucking toilets too. Hold up JoJo the mofo's spot.
Hey, you're ringing Joe. What's up?
Yeah, I'm live to I gotta beat this game
No, you could Adam
I miss you too, bro
I'm excited to get into that way. Oh, also, I didn't get machine party. I do have a lot more parties, but in case, you know, in case.
Alright, for sure.
Alright, bro. Take care.
Alright, I'll see you soon.
Alright, bro. Take care.
Anyways, I have to find my pipe wrench.
I don't chat where would a pipe wrench be? I actually dead ass don't know.
Where would a pipe wrench be? In a closet.
I need to grab my pipe wrench. Where?
Is this a room?
I just have my pipe wrench in my library. Okay.
That makes sense. That makes sense. Alright, let's tighten the valve.
All right, big pipe, firm grip, slow clockwise turns. Let's see how much
this can't be coincidental they're making this money why are we why are we
why are we saying it like that? Drag? This is a skill check?
Brother.
You gotta be behind me.
There. That should be enough creaking to get the pipes flowing again.
YOOOOHOO!
Nah, is this game just gonna be straight gooner or fan service?
I'm screaming.
What's happening?
I'm filling this up, my stove doesn't even work.
How am I supposed- what am I gonna put this in the fucking microwave?
I can't even heat up the kettle.
Wha-
Oh my, okay, I have a, I have a portable, I have a portable.
Hey, hey, hey, it's ya boy, DJ Wolves, the voice of Karrion City.
Now I wish I had better news for you Night Owls, but the word on the street is the cops still got nothing on the psycho they're calling the skin state ward.
Is that King Wolves?
That's right folks, no arrests, no suspects. City Hall says everything's under control, but around here we know better.
That's King Wolves.
Half the department crooked, the other half's asleep at the wheel, so lock your door, and keep that guy right where it is.
Stay sharp, Carey in City.
I'm telling you right now, I'm knocking that motherfucker clean out. You see the jaw he got on him?
Yo, come up here, pussy. I'll show you what mini milk's all about.
Huh, sorry, wait. I'll show you what mini milk's all about.
Oh, I need my coffee mug.
And he's gone.
Add the matcha, where's the matcha at?
Dirty matcha, it's like pre-next. Is it matcha just like grass? Oh my god, I haven't been reading subs
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Somebody's on somebody's ringing phone who could that be half this hour
During my matcha, during my matcha drinking segment at two in the morning, like every
other regular person, let me kick up the landline.
Hello?
He's gonna sound like the man from Scream.
He's gonna go, hello?
Good evening, citizen.
Very respectable department going.
and municipal department at this hour?
Bro, that's what I just said!
Who could be calling at matcha hour?
Well, the city never sleeps.
I didn't even do anything.
Just like New York City.
OK.
What do you want?
Oh, just a quick courtesy to all of our boys.
We'll be setting off the ballot to your building soon
for a test.
tonight during a thunderstorm the dining is a good way wait what oh no if my
power is going out I should go get my my fucking gas generator I also keep my
library well the power is gonna be out soon I better set up some candles
around the apartment. I better go set up my generator. I have some in the bathroom. Bro,
how many can't- you know, candlelight is not light enough. Damn, that was quick. Fuck no.
Fuck no. Fuck no. Holy shit. Alright, let's get this going. Can I just post up in the
bathroom? We literally can't die if I just stay in here. I'm gonna die out here though.
He's gonna be in the fucking room.
Oh my God, stop.
This is also just a straight up fire hazard.
How many candles do I have?
Throw this down.
Okay, that's nine of 12.
How many more do I need to do?
One, don't be in the library, don't be in the library.
Holy shit.
Or that tape's gonna start rolling, stop.
Where's the last one?
Well, I might as well take a shower before the water gets cold.
Who's showering when the power's out, bro?
What?
Nah, yo, she deserves to die.
She deserves to die.
This is like the worst fucking,
this is the worst character in a horror movie of all time.
I'm gonna go shower when the power's out.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
I do, when have you ever done that?
I get people like filling their bath cups, so.
Oh fuck man.
And I can't hear him now.
Mitty who leaves.
You've got to be kidding me.
Who the hell could that be?
I also don't want to be that guy,
but lip ring attached to the ear?
Gotta be some sort of safety hazard, right?
Gotta be...
Gotta be a bad play.
He's gonna like rip that out of my mouth,
and then he's gonna peel my skin off.
Yeah, let's look through the creepy people,
candy's not there hello who's there
stop
bro that means he killed somebody else getting that fucking uniform you're the
guy who called earlier that's right I'm verifying the power shut off didn't
Causing more complications.
What would he cause? He causes the power to go out.
This guy's a jackass.
I can tell you right now I know you don't work for the Cary & Siddy Police Department.
Just...
For power department.
Let us step inside and check a few.
I'm not opening the door.
Oh, just a quick look, my dear.
Won't take but a moment.
Oh, okay.
You can look tomorrow.
When the sun comes out.
Let's let him in.
Aaaaaaah!
But... but that would ruin the surprise!
What surprise?
Tiss, tiss, tiss.
No spoilers, my darling.
Now if you could kindly open the fucking door!
Not a chance in hell, you freak!
Fine!
If you won't open the door, I'll make my own entrance!
Bro, he just has this sledge hammer.
Oh god, oh god.
I need to hide now.
Where?
In the bathroom.
Where?
In the bathroom?
Bro, I, you gotta close the closet.
He's gonna know I'm in here.
This is like one of the first spots I've checked.
I should have just jumped out of the fucking window. We're on like the second floor.
I could have climbed it.
I think he's having trouble finding the pipe wrench.
It's in the library! It's- I know! I know the water, yeah.
That goes out sometimes.
No, I'll need to find that.
Oh.
Is that somebody's skin?
Oh, that's why they call you the skin stapler. I understand. I understand. It's like you're like Texas Jetsaw Massacre. You're like a edgine. Yeah.
Now real quick question. Is it like a sexual thing?
That's why you're like holding it like that or?
Oh, you like fucked up my whole house. Okay.
Nice of you. Give me a little maze that I have to follow. Let me guess, you're gonna be at the end waiting to kill me? That'd be right. That'd be- Oh, how's that not starting fire?
Please don't chop my skin off.
Ah, you do it!
Fight it!
He just injected me with a glow stick.
what that'll do to me we don't know oh no he's gonna cut me open like Dexter this
is bad news bears we're on the chopping block I swear to God if you suck on my
I chose your ruin in this fuckin' moment, big dog.
Don't do it.
He's gonna peel my skin off.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You don't have to do this.
Oh, but I did.
This is no time for thought.
Why does he hide under the bed?
Oh.
Hey.
You've got an interesting collection of toys knocking around.
I'm sorry, but they're really mine.
If it's a satchel, that's not a toy.
That's not a toy.
That is not a toy.
That is a sword that you're holding in one wielded sword.
And displayed in my room.
You take good care of them!
Yeah, it's a routine. You usually just gotta wash them every once in a while.
You don't really want them to rust or, you know, just stain in any way.
I mean, they're valuable collectibles at the end of the day.
I sharpened them just in case, but, you know, I never really thought that I would be in this scenario, so...
It's time for me to take good care of you!
No!
I'm- I'm in a pinch quickly, so you better not hit it in the head.
No way you already died, bro.
That was a flashback intro.
Aye, that was a scripted death.
You're acting like I could have done something there.
What do you mean no way you already died?
What else would I have done?
That was legitimately, legitimately what needed to happen.
Good ol' Kara city pee-pee.
This all smell of stale coffee.
And let's see what the chief wants this time.
The names, Dick.
Detective Dick Slater.
My parents named me Richard Wyther.
Why, why Richard is Nicknamed Dick?
It doesn't really make sense to me either, but...
That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
Back in Carriott's Carrion City Police Department.
This place is a shit hole.
Hello Luna. I see they still have you babysitting from desk.
You're late again Slater.
I was thoughtin' to thank you for all the sleep in your cruiser again.
And yet, here we are.
Some of us don't get to disappear into the night.
Oh, Brian's waiting for you in his office.
Lucky me.
Yeah, well, let me buzz you in.
See you around.
Thanks, Luna.
Luna and I have a weird relationship.
We used to have a fling for one another back in 06.
Am I supposed to be going this way?
I don't really know.
What's over here?
Let's go check this first.
We used to have a fling back in 06.
Things got a little sour when Dicks later got whiskey dick.
Dick couldn't perform that night. She never saw me the same ever since. Are you the chief?
Evening, Debbie.
Why are you saying it like that?
Oh my god, Dick. You're like totally late again.
Yeah. You're a loner taking bets.
Totally. She like owes me twenty dollars now.
So how many degenerates we got locked up tonight?
Now many chief doesn't like feeding them. He wants all the food budget for himself.
Chief is starving the president of-
Big ears. Every year our budget gets smaller and his belly gets bigger.
Okay, but we do have one creep locked up. He keeps doing something weird over in that corner.
But like, I'm not going in there to make him stop.
If he's jerking off in the corner.
Okay, but like, they don't pay me enough to keep these weirdos in line.
That my problem?
Give me the twenty dollars and I'll handle it.
Twenty dollars is twenty dollars. I smoke a lot of cigarettes.
Solid strategy. Don't work too hard, Debbie.
Let me go handle this cereal jacker.
He actually is doing it. I thought it was going to be something different.
Yo dude!
Oh my god, how do you stop him from doing that?
That's fucking disgusting.
How do I stop him from doing that?
Is this really going to object to what am I going to do?
Hey.
Hey you.
Are you the one that painted those walls brown?
You better not make eye contact and he just goes right back to it. That's fucking appalling.
I gotta go talk to the chief.
What the fuck's in here?
I have no idea.
Complete last chapter to unlock Dick's office. I have my own office.
Call me the top of the town.
Where's the chief?
chief god this place is a shithole hey how's it going sir I mean detective
Slater detective Dick Slater to you Elmer you hear any chatter about the
stapler no sir but I was just thinking if you need backup or someone to ride
I could log in response times, radio codes, crime patterns.
I could really help out there.
I can cut you off right here, big dog.
Elmer, you smell like cheese puffs, and not the good kind.
The off-brand ones from Walmart that come in the five gallon vats.
It's disgusting.
Being around you makes me want to throw up.
That and your voice, it's disgusting.
It's annoying.
Every aspect of your being, just...
It irks me.
me. No part of these ever going to be arrived along with you.
These streets will chew you up and spit you out. You're a good kid. But your place is
here. At the station. I actually have a job for you. There's a serial jacker up on floor
too. Go handle him.
Um, I just don't want to push buttons forever.
Do you want to hold a guy's hand down so he doesn't jerk off? You could do that.
That's another job, there's $20 on the line.
You don't want to see what I've seen.
Just keep at it, kid.
And let me know if you hear anything about this stapler.
Well, after that, Mr. Slater, I mean detective.
Detective takes Slater.
I have shorthand shit for you.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Are you the chief?
You still chasing Gar Slater?
You're annoying. What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are we doing this?
Someone has to.
Yeah, and just don't expect me to keep up anymore.
I've got one for the brave.
Is that a YouTuber?
Why are you Australian?
It could be worse.
Most cops in Carrion City never make it to retirement.
Retirement?
With how corrupt this city is?
It's not laser beam, not all laser beam.
What does he get me on my beat to like me all around the streets?
I think we both share, I'm afraid.
He's not too late for you, dick.
But me? Well, I'm getting too old for this shit.
He does look very old, his eyes are sunken, oh god.
I don't one night stand with her, we don't want to talk to her.
Oh Jesus, let's get this over with.
Well, look who crawled out of his trench coat.
You miss me, Slater?
No, no, no I don't.
Not even a little.
No, it was bad.
Shame.
I've got a real thankful man who looked like they got nothing left to lose.
Oh, I know.
Ruby Tuesdays, back parking lot.
Them aim lower.
It was a fuck no, not that well.
Your loss.
Lineal meeting at their station.
Speaking of,
I saw a strapping young mare head into the chief's office.
I'm sure you'll get your claws into him sooner or later.
Hopefully sooner than later.
If you talk to him, what a good word for me, yeah?
I'm not your wingman.
Get help, Roxy.
I'll see you in the parking lot of the Ruby Tuesdays. Be there at eight.
Well, I'll be damned nice you to finally show up Slater if you want it punctual you should
have hired a watch Oh
Oh, who's the kid?
He looks too clean for this city.
That's Detective Robbie Knox transfer from Routwood Detective Slater.
It's an honor.
I've read every report you ever wrote.
Your work on the full lunar lunar case, back in 79, was legendary.
Yeah, that got me in trouble.
Yeah.
City was edging on total collapse back then.
Edging on total collapse?
I couldn't tell them that freak.
They're good.
You saved the city.
Saved.
I just delayed the inevitable.
Now we've got a new animal stalking these streets.
Which is why you're gonna need help. The stapler's escalating, and you're no longer chasing him alone.
Excuse me.
Dixlater, Detective Dixlater rides alone and only alone. You can't put him with another man.
Knox is your new partner.
What? You gotta be kidding me, O'Brien. You know I work alone. I can't be wasting time babysitting some new transfer.
O'Brien!
He's all done.
I remember this from the demo, it's all of them.
If you could give me a minute, gentlemen, duty calls.
I'm not a pre-play Peter, are you going to attack the dicks later?
That's better. Robbie, why don't you wait by Slater's cruiser? I need to talk to him alone.
I'd rather not be alone in a room with you. Merge that, Chief. Robbie, stay. Stand in the corner.
And put on this Batman mask. Sorry.
Listen dick the mayor so far out of my throat about the stapler that I feel like I'm at a diesel cox film
Who's diesel cock you're killing me O'Brien?
You don't get a vote on this. He's your new partner now get out there and catch me a killer. I
Really don't remember much of what happens after this. I know the skin stapler kills someone
But it seems like that like that opening scene they had in the game originally wasn't from the demo
So they're like adding shit in between as well
Yeah, there's a bowling alley I remember a bowling alley and then I serve hot dogs and people deep throat
I
Don't know how much of that's in the game later
Detective Slater rule one
You don't try and impress me I
I... okay.
Rule two. If things go bad, you stay behind me.
Got it.
Break either rule. I leave you at the curb.
Understood.
Easy enough.
Dex-a-deck? Probably has to be, dude. It's in the name.
Bobby looks like Clevicular.
I don't think Robby looks like Clevicular, uh...
Aftermath Part 1?
Is this just gonna be me with my skin peeled off?
Oh my god, why?
I've been going over to case notes all morning.
Yeah? What did they say?
That this killer leaves... messages.
That's one way to put it.
Kid, you plan on hitting the button?
Or are we taking the scenic route?
Oh crap, right, yeah, sorry.
Rookie mistake, Robbie, they'll call you.
Listen, Slater, I know you usually work alone, but I just want to help.
Maybe stop being such a cock and I'll let you in.
Do what I say when I say it, and we won't have a problem.
You ever get used to this?
To one. Elevators.
Ooh, cold. No, these kinds of cases.
No, but it's a part of the job, man.
If you can't work the job, the job works you.
I'm really getting into that, right?
It's all the same to me.
Just another maniac that needs to be put in the ground.
Enough questions, kid. We've got a job to do.
Let's go crack this door wide open eviction notice here.
It's a poor town. There's two officers here. This guy looks just like Robbie.
What?
Martin, has anyone else inspected the scene?
No one besides the initial officers.
Good.
You're looking a little stiff dick. Everything all right?
I always look, I always look stiff dick, okay?
Just hoping this new partner isn't soft.
There's no telling what kind of a mess this stapler left in that apartment.
Yeah, I'm really hoping this guy's a show or not a grower.
Yeah, that nut wrecked the place.
Good luck with your investigations, Slater.
I don't have time to help people grow any more these days.
Detective mode, search crime scenes for interactable evidence.
Inspect it and look for hidden clues or photograph.
There's evidence.
Evidence 104.
Okay, so I just have to find all the evidence.
There ain't gonna be shit on that.
Ha.
Is that blood? That might be evidence.
Nope.
Interesting.
I know the bedroom's probably gonna have-
I'm sorry. I know the bedroom is probably gonna have some interesting pieces of evidence in there.
Robbie, what are you looking at? No drinking match on the job.
Excuse me. This really tickles my throat talking like this. It's my regular voice, though.
Are those pieces of evidence- are these actually pieces of evidence in that chat? I don't understand.
I thought I understood it, but I don't. I don't- okay, here's Robbie.
Oh, this is definitely a piece of evidence that we got. We need that.
We just need to find a bunch of that.
We got any more of that in that pile, Rob.
Now you don't.
Because you're stupid fuck. Move this out of the way.
So, tell me...
What's missing here?
A door.
A bedroom, sir.
Good eye.
Tell me what else you see.
Uh... an old dresser cabinet?
Look at the floor.
You see that blood trail and the flickering light shining out from under the cabinet?
I do! The bedroom's on the other side of this cabinet!
Why would a stapler block it off like this?
Stop trying to steal my mojo, kid. It's gonna get you nowhere.
I was just telling you that's what exactly we're gonna be able to do.
My guess is the remains of our victim are in there.
Alright kid, get this cabinet moved!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, what did he stab her with?
Or where did he stab her? There's like a fucking thing coming out of her.
Is that somebody else- oh he cut her head off.
No evidence found. The piece of her skin. That's not evidence by the way, Chad. We can just throw that out.
Her hands that are being fucking dried. That's not evidence.
This is...
It better get used to it. This freak is just getting started.
Has he hidden evidence? You have a layer, bro. I need two more.
I need one more with three of four where would the last piece of evidence be?
I feel like it would be in that room that's what would make no sense that are this cat.
Nope.
The bathroom?
right number one in here now we leave what's this fuckers name again I don't
remember Robbie I'll call you Robbie Ruff nuts sorry just fits the name how the
What the fuck do I need if I gotta go talk to him?
Excuse me.
Robbie, where are ya?
We got, what the fuck?
I have all the pieces of evidence.
Now what?
Where do I gotta talk to the guy that's brought?
Oh wait, no, the evidence, this is gonna play some shit.
The marked will shed their skin
to cleanse the city before judgment comes.
The mark will shed their skin.
The cleanse the city.
Sounds like the ravings of a lunatic or a moron.
I haven't made up my mind yet.
No.
Listen, marked, cleanse, judgment, that's religious language.
What if he thinks he's chosen,
like he's doing this for a reason?
I think you're fucking idiot looking too deep
into a psychopath that just likes peeling people's skin off, Robbie.
It's what every nut job grabs on to when they want to feel incur-
Mm, good one, Dick.
So you're saying it doesn't mean anything?
I'm saying it means he's going to keep killing until we stop him.
Bit point.
Yo, take it out of the sub only.
Bag the slides.
I didn't know those were slides.
I thought those were Polaroids that I was picking up.
like pictures of her dead body or something.
Chappa-Have, where we'll go right back in.
Hot, fresh cleaners.
You've been here.
It is good that in the demo, they intertwine new shit.
I get to spend it stuffing cleaners into buns
and regretting my life choices.
I miss this guy.
But I don't regret you, baby.
My jank wagon deserves nothing but the best.
Once I have you paid off, I can quit this crappy job and leave this city in my dust.
Ugh, I'm gonna be counting the days until then.
Better head inside and start my shift.
Yeah, doesn't his car say the dong- I thought it said the dong wagon. The dank wagon.
Drugs?
I think we sell drugs in here, but they just have the job on here.
Yeah, this turns into like a weird sim game for a minute.
What the fuck is this?
Holy fucking noise awareness is terrible.
I thought that shit was in the bathroom.
There we go.
Get your fix at the Quick Fix.
This is Hexy. How can I help you?
Oh, hey boss. Yeah. Sorry for being a few minutes late. I got stuck in traffic.
What? Erick didn't bring in the meat delivery? That means it's been sitting out in the rain
all day. It's probably rotten by now. That shit would actually be certainly rotten.
non-frozen, raw meat just sitting outside.
Yeah, my boss is crazy, Dave.
He's far-
You're killing me on the shitter again?
Disgusting!
Alright, alright, calm down.
I'll grab the meat from the back and make some fresh wieners.
Just please, please stop calling me when you're in the middle of taking a crap.
Yo chat, do y'all call people when you're taking a shit?
I don't know man, I- it's not even like, oh, I'm worried they're gonna hear me booping.
It just like takes me out of the zone of taking a dump, you know what I mean?
Like if I'm trying to take a shit and somebody calls me, like I've had- I've had phone calls on my-
What is this?
Not this place I've actually lived to anything.
Man, I don't know what you got going on here in this back alleyway.
You're looking real pale like you need some vitamin D.
Maybe you should eat some fucking cocoa crusties or some shit for that.
Outside of that, brother, I gotta go make some wieners, man.
I can't really go.
Oh, geez!
You scared the crap out of me, man!
What?
Fix?
I think you missed the joke, dude.
Oh, I love jokes! Especially the ones with the telepunch line.
Cool. Great talk. You need something, or...?
My my. I do have an appetite.
Hey, give me a few minutes, I'll cook up some wieners for you.
Buddy, if you're talking about the hot dogs, they aren't ready yet. Come back in like 20 minutes.
Oh, the best meal so worth waiting for.
Yo, what's that drug that they chew in, uh, like, poppin' a guinea?
That makes their teeth red?
I'm telling you, that guy's on that shit.
It's not tobacco. Somebody's gonna get the beetle nut. Go to chatter.
Go to chatter. Yeah, Beetle not. Sorry, I gotta stop some dogs real quick.
Oh, anyways. Yeah, I'll have all the phone call while I'm taking a jump, but it's just, you know, I feel like pooping.
I'm gonna say I enjoy pooping. I think it's a fun time.
it's relieving you know especially a morning shit you like really got to go
just kind of like falls out of your ass so it's like you know if somebody
interrupts that now I'm having a call you know just like sitting there on the
phone talking it feels weird
and you're saying A.O. bro you just have never had a good poop day in your
I'm sorry. I mean, that's just how it is.
And you could say that I'm wrong, but I know I'm not.
Because I enjoy taking the gun.
Oh, is this end?
Hey, youngster. Let me get a nice long one and make it snappy.
I feel like I remember this guy jacking off in the police station.
You want a nice long one and you want me to make it snappy. Okay?
I need an uncooked wiener.
I don't remember.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, I'm getting it now.
I don't know what the fuck just happened with that last hotdog.
I'm sorry, man. You gotta give me a minute.
I haven't been behind the priors in quite some time.
The wiener is ready.
Okay, the wiener's ready.
The wiener is ready.
It actually does look pretty good.
Where'd the wiener go?
And my sho-
That's not gonna say that.
It's a wiener.
Shut up!
I'm not gonna say that, nevermind.
Nevermind, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind.
Where are they going, though?
Yeah, up my ass, I was gonna say.
Where am I putting them up?
My butt is like, come on.
I just had two fucking hot dogs, and now they're gone.
I'm not eating them.
They're just disfiguring, already.
Okay, the wiener's ready.
Geez, dude.
You want it fully dressed?
I don't have a finished hot dog.
I can't add relish yet.
I can't add the works yet.
I need ketchup and mustard.
He didn't say he'd give me any specifics, if you better...
He can't just run away after that.
He didn't even pay.
He didn't even...
I mean that was kind of a form of payment, but still.
That's not like, I need physical,
how am I supposed to pay off my car?
Oh my God, I'm just gonna cook another one.
I already know this motherfucker's gonna ask for hot dogs.
Why?
I've been waiting all day to get my hands on a winner.
Why are they all like crash heads now?
I feel like in the demo, they weren't like,
like why is she so fucking creepy, dude?
Oh my God.
Here, you better not, you better not go outside
and eat it, okay?
Stop.
Is this gonna be every customer?
Certainly not, right?
Yeah, now it's the fucking weird guy.
Do you know where I could find a piper, and I just...
Excuse me?
You know I would like to find a human wiener!
And that's one of these hot dogs!
Hello again!
Are you the proprietor of this fine establishment?
Oh crap, you again?
Proprietor?
Dude, I don't know what that means.
I just did you come in to get one of those quick fix wieners though?
Well, I do love a nice piece of flesh.
You're not cutting off my dick and eating it, guy!
Come on!
It's morning!
What do you want me to do?
Well, if you aren't here for a wiener, what do you want?
It seems I'm a little old and so funny.
You'll have a necarium-y staples.
Yeah, aisle three dude, come on!
How do you need staples this late?
Oh!
You could say I'm looking for a little art project.
You're going to cut my skin off and staple it to a fucking wall.
Like we have some on the back shelf over there by the toilet.
Yeah, go look, dude.
Ah, perfect!
Thank you.
I'm re-seeing you again.
Yes, dude.
How much beetle nut have you been eating?
Be honest.
don't fuck with me here
also why are you that pale
you better not shrink down you better not know
and he's gone
okay
well let's wait for the next customer
oh my god every time why do they walk in like that
why are they running in like that
and they're gonna look very creepily at me and ask for a hot dog
i heard you have the biggest
It's just a minute. It's around.
Let me get one.
How the hell, now?
Foot on the table?
Wow.
And the gloves.
We're really getting into it here.
Foot on the fucking table, bro.
I don't think there's a more in-depth way
she could have done that oh my god sorry I got a pre-making here
like you forgot and they're just gonna come they're gonna come to you to ask
it for them don't tell me what you saw me here give me the thickest one you got
see now you're making it seem weird this is a hot dog establishment what do
What do you mean don't say I saw you here and you want to check this one around?
I...
Brother, the hotdog establishment!
It's a hotdog establishment, what are we freaking out of here?
Here.
Oh, stop.
And they all eat it with the box!
Is the box edible?
He's gonna show up again. Where is that fucker?
Oh my god, he's walking normal. Holy shit, holy fuck, a normal human.
Who is that? Who is that?
This is a regular ass lady. Please don't order a hot dog. You look so normal. Don't order
a hot dog. Hey, Hexy.
Oh, you're my coworker. Hey, yes, shrimp queen. Shrimp queen.
It's comfort food. Don't judge me.
No judge me. Better than these wieners I'm selling.
You don't want to know what's in them.
You should see some of the stuff I've scraped off the floor at gutter's end.
Oh, she's the bowling girl. This is where the demo ends.
We're both living the dream, eh? You on your break?
One day, we'll get out of this dump, and yeah, I gotta get back soon.
Oh, my God, he's behind her.
How much I owe you?
No, no, don't worry about it.
This one's on me.
I'm feeling a little shrimp-athetic tonight.
Did it?
You should be arrested for that one.
Thanks, XC. I'll see you later.
Have a good shit, Blair.
I don't remember if he tries to kill me.
Bro, yo, dude, hey, eyes up, buddy.
Eyes up, pal. What are you looking at?
What are you fucking looking at, Jackass?
Hey, Jackass, what are you looking at over there?
Do you want a fucking wiener? Stop.
And then he just slides back down.
I'm gonna just go hand-deliver this guy a fucking hot dog.
If he starts like running...
WAAAH!
Shit dude!
What the hell is your problem?
It seems ya, that's a scapegoat.
Bro, it took you that long to figure that shit out.
You're getting pretty sick of your shit.
I don't think you better leave before I make you.
Oh, don't say that, dude. He's like six, seven.
Oh!
That might be fine.
I did see something I liked very much, but there's no longer here.
If you're talking about that woman, if you whiner or like that, she's probably not gonna fuck with you, man.
Let me just tell you that right now.
I can see this establishment doesn't employ the brightest, but anyways, I'll be on my way, my tattooed friend.
Wait, is he not gonna kill me?
Uh, yeah. Thanks for shopping at the quick fix.
By the way, you might wanna check out the restroom. The toilet is quite clogged.
So you took a shit in my fucking bathroom and now he's gonna go kill the bowling girl.
Alright.
This guy fucking sucks.
You wanna walk out a little faster?
How bad is the toilet?
Sit in the corner? Why the fuck would I sit in the corner?
What's wrong with the fucking bathroom?
The creep's gone.
Better check out the restroom.
Oh god, that's it. It's gonna be like a bomb.
Hmm, great, that weirdo clump of shitter, just what I needed.
I don't know where the plunger is.
Did he in the back office?
Why is the plunger not in the bathroom?
That's what would make most fucking sats, no?
Is it?
plunger, plunger, oh there it is, it is in the bathroom, this is fucking disgusting
oh my god I have to stand over it, don't tell me I have a skill cap
not how a plunger works
okay, aggressively mushing it down, I feel like this is probably going to get worse
hand ran that poop down dude
we got any fi- oh dude don't put that in there
A stupid thing isn't working!
Huh?
What the...
What is that sound?
Did he die from that?
He got hit in the face with poop, and died.
Okay.
Oh God, I remember her shit was terrible.
This was the last part of the demo.
Break's pretty much over.
I'm gonna go ahead and slide and switch my shift off.
Wake up!
Oh, look at that.
Lucas fell asleep at the register again.
Perfect opportunity.
I'm gonna drop a 12 pound bowling ball on his skull.
Geez, Blair, what the hell?
That's what you get for sleeping on company time.
Ugh, I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes.
You were literally snoring! I could hear you from the front door!
Ugh, who cares anyway? We haven't had a customer in hours. This place is dead.
This is a sad balling, Ally.
Ugh, I think the owner's using it to launder money.
Who, even better?
Honestly, wouldn't shock me. Anyway, I'm about to clock out.
Cool. Let me nuke this cup of nudies and then you can go pass out somewhere else.
Nuke this cup of nudies.
Who the fuck would ever say that?
Oh my god he got a hot dog.
This motherfucker ate a hot dog from the weir effects.
Where is the microwave?
Oh.
This feels like an important event
That I don't really remember being there. I'm gonna come back for the noodles.
I mean, how long am I fuckin' microwaving that shit for a minute?
Oh, don't tell me he's gone.
Is he gone? I know he's up in front.
Alright, Lucas. You can get outta here.
Sweet. Thanks, Blair.
There are a few things I didn't get a chance to do.
Oh, what?
I can't believe I'm getting roped into doing your jobs!
What needs to be done?
We'll call it even for you scaring me.
Uh, one of the ball feeders is jammed with a ball. Can you get it loose?
After that, there are a few balls that need polishing and some shoes that need to be deodorized.
You couldn't even polish the balls? That's like the easiest thing to do here.
Listen, Blair, the only balls I'm polishing tonight are mine.
Wow. Straight forward there, big dog.
Oh wow Lucas just wow catch you later Blair
All right, so I got an unclog one of these one of these bowling alley, that's right here
Well, I hit that skill check
I'm I feel like I'm making the problem worse
there's absolutely no way this is fixing this I'm just smacking it with a hammer
you already played this shit I played the demo
did it just shoot it it just shot it that far out holy fuck I'm glad I wasn't
standing in front of no way it's got the ball all over there that should be killed
me I'd better head behind the counter and polish those balls wait where do I
get the key oh bro give me a minute bro I gotta polish them nuts real balls
sorry what do you want hello there welcome to gutters end
What a lovely little establishment this is.
Creature?
Uh, do you want to purchase a lane or am I going to the corn please?
Calling it a creature is such a desk.
I'm the most purchase I've ever experienced.
Right.
Well, it's five bucks a game per lane.
Bro, five dollars a game is so reasonable.
How direct! I like that.
Shop, please.
Like the fresh cut.
Uh, thanks, I think.
Let me ask you a question.
Have you ever felt like you're wearing a costume you can't take off?
Are you gonna ask me if it feels like I have bugs crawling under my skin from time to time?
You mean, like, my work uniform?
No, I think he means your skin.
Oh, sure.
I don't get paid to answer weird questions.
Either buy a lane, or get out.
Oh, no need to be a bully, darling.
I'll take lane six.
Is lane six the one that was just clawed and then he leaves?
Okay. I don't even know where the balls are that I have to polish.
Don't fucking make eye contact with me the entire time you're walking there.
Oh my god, I'm just gonna fucking scare you.
No, total creep.
Maybe you just put one leg up or something, dude. Come on.
Sorry, let me polish these balls off real quick.
And I gotta spray the shoes.
I mean, this shit looks polished to me.
How are these balls getting that dirty?
Oh, this is insane.
Do I have to do this multiple times?
Oh, fuck off.
I have to do that three times?
Let me lock in.
A. D. S.
Double U.
Don't do it again.
Yes.
Hey!
Okay.
It's gonna be another $5 if you wanna watch me
polish these off.
The shit ain't free.
Why do you think it's behind the counter?
You gotta be facing that way, big dog.
Pass.
What, in the head?
I don't think he wants to head.
I think he wants to cut my skin off.
I don't think this guy's attracted to me.
Alright, time to clean the stinky shoes.
And where the fuck did he go?
Clean the stinky shoes.
Are these not the stinky shoes?
Or the stinky shoes?
EBT, cash, and we take EBT.
Can we take EDT at a bowling alley?
I feel like that's not real.
The good thing, are there bowling alleys that take EDT?
But he's gonna be, I'm not even gonna walk.
I know he's going to be behind me.
For the food, that would make sense.
That should do it.
But not for like the bowling credit itself. Now what?
Oh my god, my cup noodles.
Bro, what if he's fucking with the cup noodles?
If he fucks with the cup noodles, I swear to god he's going to drug them.
Where is he?
where did that weirdo go he didn't even do any bowling whatever now that he's
gone I can go grab my cup of nudies real fast why do you think up a new carnival
terror is another game they have just fucking grab the shit run just grab the
shit run fuck out of here it's already open at the register
I
Teleport me back to dex later
No, don't immediately kill me. What the fuck? I mean, I've got to play this character for like five minutes
What happened?
Oh my cup noodles shrimp flavor they're talking
What is it Mr. Shrimp?
Mr. Shrimp?
You're supposed to be in my belly.
You don't have time for this Greer. We'll be back any second.
What are you talking about, Mr. Shrimp?
Oh man, I can see you. You've got to be right.
What is so true? I see you feel like body of Mr. Shrimp.
Oh, it's kind of telly. Oh man, you've got to be right.
Why does he always put on the mask? Maybe it is the saxophone.
How do I...
How do I get taught into you?
That was a private conversation between Mr. Shremp and I.
If you're really trying to butt in on that, I have lost completely not a respect for you.
Mr. Shremp...
Mr. Shremp!
I see myself lying inside of it from my head to the serum.
I'm using these things and devices.
I'm not bothered with this.
It's like...
Hmm?
Yes!
Well...
You won't have to worry much longer, my dear.
It'll all be over.
What do you mean?
He about to shoot a bowling and fucking ball right into my head.
I don't think that would kill me instantly.
I can't have you screaming and crying.
All my skin is from your body.
I'm afraid to skin you.
I'm fucking fucking...
Can I say he's at least respectable enough to kill you before he starts cutting your skin off?
I feel like that's, like, nicer than he could be.
Like, he could start peeling it off you while you're alive,
and that'd be far worse, like, he'd just kill you first.
I'm gonna shoot this shit like a cannon straight in the face.
Oh.
And but he never takes the skin.
He never takes the skin. He always staples the skin up.
Is that his like M-O? That's his thing?
He doesn't ever take the skin.
He just puts it up on the ceiling or the wall.
And then lets the cough sign in.
It seems like a lot of work.
Yeah, it's his signature.
I don't know, we're gonna see what the fuck happened here.
Get off the couch!
Dick Slater doesn't do turns, only dress.
Didn't expect to see you waddling out from behind your desk, O'Brien.
Damn it, Dick. You can't just plow through every barrier in your way.
Give me time, and I can plow through anything.
That's coming out of your paycheck.
Dude, look at this guy's fucking neck.
What's the situation?
You just look real.
We haven't been able to locate anybody yet.
Get in there and show Robbie the ropes.
Sure thing, Chief.
I've been able to locate a body.
Bro, your build is fucking astronomical.
That is fucking insane.
It looks like you have fluid build up in your neck.
No, literally built-in neck pillow, bro. We haven't found where the body is.
This punk!
This guy's alive?
He's the one who called this in. Came to check on his friend Blair. She works here.
Wait, what's that smell?
Don't ask.
Bro, you didn't have time to like, clean up.
Seriously, oh god, isn't that?
Augh!
Dude, what did you eat this morning?
You've done redecorating the floor, kid.
We've got work to do.
I don't mind the smell.
Actually, I can't like it.
This is for Oxy, girls.
Oxy, don't get with her.
She's a freak.
And it's like, it's too much.
It's too much, man.
Like, I'm talking like she'll poop on you.
You poop on her.
It's still a lot of shit play.
It's not good.
Wait, aren't you dicks later?
I'm not talking to this maniac!
Alright, you wanna talk to Roxy in the back room, then it'll go a lot worse.
You saw something. Start talking.
I ain't sayin' sh-
AAH!
Oh, I got tap-ed.
What am I gonna-
AAH!
Oh, fuck.
Butt-nashing time.
Oh!
I'm actually just beating him up.
Long answer!
Keep holding him, dick!
I'm learning things about myself!
And I'm off! And I'm off!
Nevermind, what are you humping? Stop!
Quiet, Roxy.
Robbie, show this scumbag the police sketch.
Right. Okay.
Hey, look at this.
You seen this guy before?
Start talking.
Oh, right.
Just...stop hitting me, man.
Ugh...yeah.
He was at the Quick Fix.
He came in looking for staples or whatever.
He was acting strange.
I'm pretty sure that freak rigged the toilet.
Ugh, that's why I'm covered in shit.
Oh, wait.
I remember him staring at Blair when she came in.
You think she's okay, man?
I think you're a fucking idiot, Hexie.
Her entire body is that table over there.
That's enough!
Roxy, take this punk downtown and book him.
Obstruction.
You got it, Slayna.
Don't worry, sweetie.
We'll get you cleaned up one way or another.
No!
You've got to be kidding me.
Don't leave me alone with her.
I either you've done this to yourself, Exy.
Let me tell you, man, the experience I have at the back of the Ruby Tuesdays is not
good.
Well, it's clearly this.
A coin operated lock box that's wrapped with stapled skin.
Where do I get coins? Is there a coin dispenser?
Ooh, maybe the cash register? Is there a cash register?
There is. There's nothing there, though.
Oh, am I looking for evidence right now? I think I'm looking for evidence.
So I should go over here first.
Oh, this is gonna be pieces of a coin, and then I'll be able to get the actual coin.
Oh my god, I have to rotate, sorry, I keep snapping a photo before I rotate the image.
Alright, it's not over there.
I'm not seeing shit here, there's gotta be something in the back room.
How many pieces of evidence did it say I needed?
One of four again?
I don't know where the fuck Robby went
Two four yeah, I need two more
Yeah, the bat I don't think the bathrooms I could even go in it's definitely going to be in the back of the big doors block
Or more budge so then it's all got to be around here
But that needs a coin
So then it has to be shit around here.
So there's nothing over here though.
There was another one?
Yeah, I could go through the van, but I would need like a screwdriver, or should I just
talk to him?
What's going on here?
Yeah, the store isn't locked, but I can't seem to get it open.
Should I call in a sledge from the sea?
Now we're not doing all that bullshit, we're going through the van!
No!
Time for you to get your hands dirty, kid.
Climb in those vents right there and see if they lead to the office.
Alright, I'll try.
Good shit, Robbie.
You're really dick-out kinda guy.
You need that to be a part of the Dickslater detective team.
a one-man show but two dicks are better than one sorry hi-hack too
I don't really know what I'm looking for it feels like a shrunken head oh fuck
There's way more stuff in here
This is disgusting somebody's foot
Face
Our old body awesome to move that out of the way. Yep and toss it over
Still in one piece
Good
What did you find another bloodbath body of a young female completely skinned be capitated I
Assume it's the body of the employee
Blair nice work kid. Let's keep looking around and see what we can find
Well now we got to go insert that coin. We have all four pieces
One piece like the show
It's like he wants to be found. He's giving us clues. Come?
There's a plus to tape inside. The label says, come.
Yeah, we got a real poet on our hands.
Think it's a message?
Everything this sick bastard leaves is a message.
message so it's fake then definitely I have a feeling this isn't the last tape
we'll find bro but then what what's on the tape we're not even gonna watch the
tape it just says the word come Luna's cream filled donut holes bro what am I
playing right now it's all gonna be these are gonna be related to that
Everybody in the town's dying
I'm working this donut shop. They should really question why this is my life
Why is every girl in this game is the bill? Why is every girl in this game like goff?
One good donut can fix anything keep them simple keep them hot and most importantly
Keep them green
Let's get to work
Yeah, I think they really have a
Oh, I need to open the parking gate switches by the register. Oh
This is actually a chill donut shop
long fucking chili cheese dog about a block away and now you're coming for a
fucking creamy filled donut roll. I don't even know how to make a fucking donut.
Grab scoop of raw donut dough from the back room.
What is this? Oh my god. Oh. Why is it overflowing? What is that?
I have to test the donut hole.
Yow.
And then I add creamy white glaze and put it in a box.
What is it done?
Oh.
Oh, I'm not going to lie, this shit does look good as fuck.
Hey, here you go. Please don't do anything weird with it.
Just take the box and leave, okay?
That's all I want you to do.
No.
Oh my God, I thought you were going to shove it in his ass.
That's better. That's actually worse.
That's actually worse. That's actually somehow worse.
That's somehow worse. That's somehow worse.
Why did you just squeegee the fucking inside of the donut into your mouth?
That is actually a balling.
I feel like I'm not even playing the horror game anymore.
I don't even know what's happening. Is that K-So?
We just gotta start making these, bro.
Start chaffing them up real quick.
Bro, Jay ready? Make it to the 10th gift.
some cream inside me, please.
Jay Ruddy, thank you for the 10 gifted feeds.
Rahmin, Nick, Sonny, and Kota, thank you for the sub.
Dominic Bubba, Domino, happy, deprived, Dan O.T.
Joes, Scat famous, serve MC, Mr. Finley,
thank you for the five gifted ego.
Aria Day, B, Saddox, Vax, Ryland, better, Ted.
Kea Aiden, Cole, Victoria, thank you for the 1,000 biddy.
CJ, uh, the kid mace, uh, Brody, not Brody.
I don't know whoop and dare, uh, Jerry, but the subcast, uh, for the five.
Nate and Chimp thinking for the five.
Uh, Kota thinking for the sub.
I'm sorry if I missed anything.
All right, lock in.
Yeah, I know you need a creamy donut.
We're going to be shuffling that shit up right now.
Yeah, you're the same woman from earlier.
Now she's going to do some free shit.
She was the one that put, she was the one that put her leg up.
Now it's like a new gravel full shit, please.
I mean just listening to it, it's almost worse.
It's like whatever you imagine listening to it, it's somehow, it's, it is actually worse.
What do you need a nice pin safe worth of already?
J buddy take it to the five get this.
I don't know what I'm doing right now.
This it takes forever.
Oh.
Scare-Line?
Ugh.
Were you just digging through my dumpster again?
Again implies I ever stopped.
You know, most people use stores?
You miss out on the good stuff?
Last week I found a mint copy of Turmogenker 3.
That sounds made up.
Jay, please thank you for the five gif fits.
Boy, day, and aura of the stuff.
That's why we get along, but anyway, I thought I'd grab some coffee before I disappear back to my shop.
Coming right up.
She's gonna be the next dead one.
You want coffee? I don't know if I have coffee at this establishment. I just think I have green...
I think I have cream donut holes.
Oh, I do. I can make you coffee.
You sure you don't want a creamy donut hole?
There you go. Fresh and hot.
Our lifesaver. I'm gonna head back to the shop. I'll see you later, Luna.
Be careful out there. I'll stop by after I close up and rent something spooky.
Bro, they're just like constantly living like a Halloween era.
I mean this guy's certainly showing up now. What is she opening back there?
I love when I have a belly full of one cream.
Imagine being a YouTuber and the devs of this game hit you up for voice lines and they hit you with that.
They hit you with that. We need you to say this.
Don't do it. Oh my god, reverse.
My god.
I'm gonna go grab the gun, I don't know why, I don't know why this is like goofing over
now.
There's no way to play with that.
Alright, Terry City, DJ Wolves is back on the air and we've got another victim to
talk about.
A young woman named Blair was found dead inside the local bowling alley.
The other thing, seen inside was bad, real bad.
And from what I'm hearing, it's our same old friend, the skin-stabler.
Add it again.
I've heard from my source of walls covered in stapled flesh and strange cryptic messages
left behind it.
Now we've got two new bodies and two knights, folks, and we are no closer to answers.
So pour yourself another cup, keep that radio close, and listen real careful.
Cause DJ Wolves will keep the broadcast going no matter what happens next.
Of course unless I die.
Dude, I just noticed...
Oh no, it's the head chief. He's gonna ask for fucking so many of these.
Stop.
Oh, where is he?
Is he walking back up?
Why do we have a guillotine at the front?
I feel like that's how I'm going to die.
Well, well, well, welcome back, Chief.
What is this?
The fifth time tonight?
Fifth creamy donut hole tonight?
You know, I can't get enough of your cream, Luna.
So, the usual then?
Eh, no, after what I saw earlier, I need something else.
Something I've been thinking about for weeks now.
Like what?
My cream's suddenly not good enough for you.
Don't play dumb with me, Luna.
You know what I want.
Give me the case-hole.
I feel like there's no world where case-hole plays this game, the case-hole.
You're not serious, are you, Chief?
The last person who tried one almost buckled from the sheer size.
I think Kase will have been able to thank that I've never been more serious in my life.
Alright, but it's your funeral, Chief.
He played it two nights ago, he already played this game.
Bro, I want to see what that motherfucker's reaction to this shit was.
Oh, I just give him the kick. He just gets the hook down. Down.
Oh my god, and he eats it like that one bite.
No! Not the teeth!
Oh
Right at least you gotta eat that bro. I said I was gonna get my head chopped off with the guillotine. Why do we have this here?
The guillotine in a donut shop
I don't understand who
Who are you?
What happened me?
I mean no shit Luna come on
Yo take it out of some only
You know, scare people?
Such a waste!
In general, you're gonna hold on!
Yeah, why do we have a prop?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, wait, your hat, your consciousness does stay alive after you get your head chopped off.
Hey, mystery solved.
There we go.
At least we did something for science.
Anyways, why do you have a ge-
of a sharpened guillotine to scare customers.
I get you being like, oh, I want a bra.
Why are we on a roof?
Vanished, boy, Robbie, ever heard of it.
The crime scene?
Life.
Of everything.
Come on.
Let's get down there and investigate.
Okay, there's a ladder right over there, no time.
Slayer!
Get him like 60 years old, I just jumped off a building.
Oh my god.
Straight through.
Nice landing kit.
No way.
Nice landing kit.
Dick's not hard enough.
I need better balance.
There's just gonna be like a hat on the floor, right?
No way I have to find evidence here.
Take a good look, kid. That's what happens when you get soft.
Always stay hard. Never soft. If you're soft, you die.
Soft? What do you mean?
O'Brien was once a great cop. We came up together. Then he let the cream take over.
Now look at him. A bloated, headless corpse.
not like dick dick's dick's always hard yeah sorry hold on I don't know it's
later we might be in over our heads what do we do now we finished the job
listen I have a feeling this freak left us a present inside O'Brien's body
reach into his neck why would you ever assume that I think there's something
inside of this body. We're gonna have to cut open O'Brien. What? No way I'm doing
that Slater. How did he know that? I'm the highest ranking officer still alive with your
hand in his mouth. That makes me the acting chief. I am ordering you to stick
your arm down O'Brien's throat and find me any hidden evidence. Well that's
gonna be crazy if there's not that. This isn't what I signed up for. Oh my
Oh god, it's so slimy. Why do I feel like this has all been done before? Who cares?
Keep digging!
Oh my god, there actually was something. He shoved that all the way into his fucking body.
body i have to find two more things with evidence wrapped with flash
okay so
a human head love that not really it's not really evidence so
what else is cigar
A gun? Who not have something?
What else?
He's a skin.
Well there has to be something.
The head did have something?
Did it fail?
What else, brother? This is a small ass room.
Outside. There we go.
That was a key.
How long did it take him to fucking get this shit down?
Oh, what?
Milk.
Killed.
Nothing happened.
Milk.
Black.
A wire?
How do you need a wire?
Come find, okay.
It's just a confindment.
Another tape. This one says find.
He's trying to tell us something.
Really, Robbie? I would have never guessed.
Yeah. Thing is, I ain't listening.
The trail runs cold here. I suspect there are a couple more tapes for us to find.
Along with a couple more bodies.
You see how he posed her body? It's symbolic.
It's about a goat. I've seen it before.
But what does it all mean?
It means he picked her for a reason, because of what she believed.
It said it's narrative.
So clearly, he is a fanatic.
Maybe, but like I said kid, whatever he's selling, I ain't buying.
Come on, let's get out of here.
What's next on Banstream? I don't do on Banstreams anymore.
People just get Turboban for the same shit.
Yeah, if you spam paragraphs, you're getting timed out.
I don't want to have to throw it in to settle me again, please.
If you just spam, if you spam it all, it's your reason to stay and settle.
Oh my gosh, she was hiding in the dumpster that whole fucking time.
Oh man.
Bro, I want one of them to live. You know what I mean?
But you don't even give me a chance to survive.
Like, I know I'm this VHS owner and I'm fucking dead, dude.
I need to start the new release section.
I need the new horror release tape box.
Where would that be?
I'm playing every spin game I've just done.
How bad do you fuck with the music?
What year is this fucking retro rewind
Well, it's no way that's the fucking guy from the hot don't hump this what are you doing? What are you fucking doing?
I don't know what it is, but the box are just next to my drum's itch.
Is that me?
I need a rental ready VHS.
Don't I have that? I need a rental ready VHS.
Oh, I have to go. I have to put it in the box. Okay.
Bro, this has to be like the 80s, you know?
If we're still using VHS tapes?
Maybe the 90s?
Don't- what are you g-
Bro, you have to-
I- like I don't- I don't even- I don't even understand what that was!
Why didn't you just smash his head into that shit? I thought he was gonna go fucking watch the movie
There's just a fucking rental tape. Yeah, I rewind it. It sure he just smashed his head through a spike and then ran out
Like that doesn't even make sense. I get them deep throwing the hot dog
Oh, let's just thank you for the thousand these hate on fly. She got beef rello and just
That was so fucking weird
That was so fucking
Don't tell me you're going to do the same bullshit, please.
Selling nine coffees in the same fucking movie. Where are you?
Oh my god, do I have to let you in?
I need to stay inside now. Am I supposed to let her in?
What the fuck are you doing?
Why are you doing that?
Is she gonna smet? Do you think she's gonna smash her head onto the fucking tape, too?
Red chimp juice? Red for a rewind callback? I don't think we have red chimp juice here.
Ring this up. It smells like wet carpet. Perfect.
Why do you- why do you want your fucking movies to smell like wet carpet? I feel like you should want it to be-
Stop staring at me like that. If you can't stand up straight and act sober, I'm not selling you to fucking tape.
I take pride in the VHS stage that I sell.
Don't do this!
Stop!
What is that?
Why are we doing that?
I don't-
What did that kill you?
Oh my god, this is fucking good.
It's a kank?
I don't think it's a kank, dude.
It's basically giving yourself a fucking lobotomy.
Who's this?
It's the Nightjacker.
The Nightjacker.
I'm in!
There we go
That movies I thought that movie said it's a gas well stop I just stopped
God I have the weirdest customers in the world hey, but they're loyal
I'll take it
You know, I'm not even your question this year
I would honestly be surprised if you do anything more
Did you take out a little fucking sharp pencil out of your pocket and stab your head into the VHS tape?
I'm not even gonna be worried about it.
Yep.
There we go.
Well, have a good day.
Yeah.
Love to see it.
I think that said, donut something.
Why are they doing- why are they stabbing themselves with that?
Check out the pilot for my new shirt.
You sure? Silly? Honey.
Okay, and now it's me, and I'll just put a cap into the shirt.
And he's gonna go blow up my bathroom. Oh fuck no. This is gonna be a big killer dude.
Yo! What did you just do?
Oh, there she is! Let me rent this one with the big sweaty guy on the cover. Look at this guy.
Felt like a refrigerator full of lunch meat.
Ahh! Look at his diet!
Oh, what's your problem? You don't want him to keep giving you return in business?
I can't help it. This movie's got me excited already. I mean, look at those arms.
Got good crush on watermelon with his armpits. Oh!
I don't know why, but every time you talk, I feel like I need to douse myself in sanitizer.
Hey, how's that pilot going? You know, I work at the local station. Real professionals.
One of them owns a fog machine.
fog machine wow impressive hey we could make a sequel together a little more adult
you know underworld VHS after dark boom instant hit this conversation's over
all right we'll give me the movie then I can't wait to see this guy's arms his
muscles they're so juicy I'm gonna sit in my bed and eat some gavagool while I
Oh, I fucking watched!
And who is this lady? Why is this lady normal?
Why is there always like one normal customer?
I don't know if this guy's gonna smash it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
No, okay.
Between the cheeks, God knows.
Maybe that's why they've been smelling weird,
like that one other customer was saying,
we've run something normal.
Scar, please tell me tonight's find the night.
Sucky from Chucky? Did you actually find a copy?
Sucky from Chucky!
Nah! Yo, you gotta be put on a list if you watch that movie.
You mean the one banned from Jake Connany won for suggestive puppet violence?
You're kidding.
Mmm, that's the one. Please tell me you have it.
Dude, it just so happens, I found a dirty old copy buried at the bottom of a very
disgusting dumpster it took me a couple of days to clean it up but I've been
saving it for you let me grab it from the back counter before you pass out from
excitement
back at how these two full mooner gunner wait that was the murderer we watched
previously they were talking about that well they know here you go one weird
horny doll movie oh I'm so excited I can't wait yo so it actually is a porno
excuse me sir do you want to go to dinner again that bad boy I gotta do
shift at the blood bank sucking the city's losers dry of all their blood
But once I get home it'll be me, some popcorn, and Chucky.
Chucky is an actual doll.
I gotta ask, don't you get a lot of dirty blood from all those freaks and junkies who come in to sell their blood for money?
This is Cary and Siddy's girl. Good blood, bad blood. Who cares? As long as I get paid.
That's a good point. Well, just be safe out there. Try not to get pricked by any needles.
Oh, I'll be doing all the poking and stabbing. Good night, Scare.
Yeah, Laina dies.
Bro, where did this fucking jackass go? He's gonna come jump out of me. I feel the fact.
Oh my gosh, you totally forgot to put the new Full Mooner Gunner trailer into the VCR and the Triple X room.
I should do that real quick.
Bro, I really want to see the Full Mooner Gunner trailer. Can he not kill me before I do that?
Dude, skin safe work. Please be chill. Please be chill. Please be chill.
Please be chill. Oh my god, it's literally a red room. This is so weird.
Am I going to watch this with him?
Tainted path, James.
In a city where still never sleeps.
A maniac is on the loose.
And with every new
They do
The full mooner
That's the fucking trailer
It's safe
From the urge
No law
No order
No escape
What do you want from me? What do you want from me?
Just a moment. A moment to do.
Please! Stop! Stop!
The Floor Guru. Based on true events.
Yo, you know what's fucked is that would be a stoner movie I'd watch.
That would actually be like a tubi movie I'd watch at like 2 in the morning
Bro that woman in that trailer looked just like the character
I still can't believe that they made a movie about the gooner killings
Crazy
The full Mooner gooner
Coming this June we all goon
See it if you dare
Wow. Where's this fucker, Newak?
That is up!
Newak, don't let you just kill me!
You need to talk to me!
No!
And now what, we respond to the crime scene?
There's no way I'm alive, right?
Oh my god, I'm fucking glitching.
Rise and shine, you puritan.
Cinema!
My dear, the house is pounding.
Let's move along.
I can't move.
My cocktail works wonders.
It never fails me.
No paradise can let me down.
What the hell are you doing this to me?
I am not quarreling with you, little tapekeeper.
I actually love these little tapes.
They've helped silence and filled their nose.
Then why?
I'm your girl!
You made that trailer.
Declaners stole him from this city.
So I'm for me.
You turned his work into pure suck for a good dollar.
So he wouldn't have killed me if I didn't play the Full Mooner Gunners trailer.
I don't even know who Dixieliter is.
I have nothing to do with that fool. It's just part of my job to promote the newest movies.
I'm afraid that's more than enough to warrant my wrath, my dearest.
That's more than enough to kill me.
I just must be collapsed.
You're back, little drunk dick.
Leave it to my head.
I know a few other ways you could get dick into your arms.
A lot easier, man.
I don't think you need to go through all that. Why are you just crawling away?
What was that?
Are you gonna smash the TV onto my head?
Looks like this one's going...
...short to meeting chance.
Brutal, dude!
How many more deaths are there gonna be? I think it's her and one more.
There's no way! There's no way there's like four other people that keep dying!
Underworld VHS? What are we doing here?
I have to return some videotapes.
You stay in the car for this one, Robbie. You don't want to know what I'm watching in my free time.
Shit that'll make your eyes bleed.
Right in the middle of our investigation?
I refuse to pay late fees. It won't take long. Come on
Are you sure they're open of
Dr. Bob and thank you for the five gift. It's Tommy thank you for the three happy birthday
It's not my birthday bro Tommy thank you for the three though fire J. Baby and Betty with the sub X egg Keon
Jason and Shifty, take it with a sub.
Sweetfly, baby, give it a three.
Johnson, take it with a three.
White and Sting, take it with a sub.
Delicious to the thousand.
But he's cheating on T for the sub.
Dealing 12.
Relo, Azun, Goo, and Desk, take it with a sub.
I've been a fan of yours for a while.
My ex used to watch your videos.
We decided to break up a conference.
It's still hard.
Is there anything I could do?
Give your thoughts on it.
I mean, I don't really know you or your ex,
so I can't really help you, man.
I wish you the best.
I'm sorry you're gone through that.
Rocko, Doctor, and you take up the sub.
Something's definitely wrong here.
Stand back, Slater.
My goodness.
Was he gonna break through the window?
Leave it up for old Robbie.
He's gonna hit my 40th... Oh my god, he actually fucked me. Yo, wait, Robbie's actually awesome.
The door was unlocked good.
But I appreciate the initiative.
I think you're starting to understand how things get down here in town.
Let's have a look around.
He could still be here though, no?
I'm seeing evidence everywhere around. Oh my god.
Is that tarot card? Death on the floor?
Oh.
There's like, um, like a motive, like he's rapping this with other things.
The devil.
The devil death.
Ah, Karrion City, the sleepless prey of America.
T.J. Wolves is back in the-
I wonder what dish-slater tastes like.
Tonight's fresh horror comes from the Luna's cream-filled donut holes.
Yes, that is a real place,
where police discovered another bleak scene
connected to the skin-stainler murders.
An unnamed source tells me the scene looked less like a murder
and more like a damn original.
But here's the real kicker, listeners.
Apparently the corpse of the bleak chief, O'Brien,
was found at the scene alongside the murdering help.
That's right, the chief's death.
And if the skin-stainler got the guts of the butcher that had-
I don't know if they would air that out as the chief legitimately.
I should probably talk to Rod.
That's all I have for you now.
Keep that radio closed by and perhaps we're boarding up those windows.
That door is shut.
DJ Wolves, now.
This crime scene is different than the others.
Great, great perspective there, Robbie.
Really needed to talk to you about that.
Carry On City welcomed the devil gladly, feeding itself on vice and indulgence until it sold black and beyond repair.
Judgment descended upon the streets soon after, choosing sacrifices from the weak and the sinful alike.
Death carried out the sentence with careful hands removing flesh as they were preparing the city for rebirth.
And when all the screaming finally stopped, justice stood waiting in the ruins, cold and absolute.
TV's pretty busted, appears to still be working. But I have all four pieces of evidence.
So what am I supposed to do?
Don't I have all four there was a chess
Oh my gosh, a chest?
There.
What is he looking at?
The front counter?
Oh my god, there it is. How do I get back there?
Oh god.
Oh fuck, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's justice.
It was about that paragraph.
It's the order that this is in.
Devil, judgment, death.
Devil, judgment, death, justice.
That judgment, wait.
Devil, Judgment, Death, Justice. Devil, Judgment, Death, Justice. Devil, Justice,
Queen, Judgment, Death, Justice. There we go.
A weekend of fun, and then we'll be able to play this.
Come see a weekend of fun. This is his life just inviting me to a water park.
This doesn't seem very fun.
Now this isn't Full Moon or Lunar, it's the weekend of fun but it just seems like a bunch of dolls and people in the woods.
Like, I don't really know what I'm watching.
Oh, there's a tape on the inside.
It's saying come see me.
Come see me. Understood, understood.
What was on that VHS tape?
apparently our killer thinks himself a bit of a director this crime scene is much
more manic than the others it's like he was in a fit of rage yeah he didn't like
that trailer what do you think all this writing means oh come play me out in
message on the mirror this feels personal well when you've taken down as
many freaks as I have you make a few enemies along the way do you think
He has anything to do with the full moon or goon or killings
Maybe he admired his worker saw him as a
Kindred spirit. Oh my god. Maybe he's the full moon or goon or son
Good, they can both rob in hell together once I put him six feet under we had a bit of luck stumbling onto this crime scene
It's pretty fresh if only we could figure out where he'll strike next
It's gonna be that blood all across the last customer with the shops records
Yeah.
Someone named Lena Lazar was the last person to renovate.
Perhaps we can see if she saw anything?
Interesting.
I know of her.
Busted a few times for selling blood on the black market.
She runs a transfusion center across town.
Let's go kid.
She was selling SDD filled fucking blood on the black market.
Not but, what do you mean, whoa?
No, busted her?
No, no.
Busted her like like he arrested her. Not like that
Doesn't really seem like a blood donation
Now I just gotta make it through the shift
At least rules are supposed to stop by drop off some new tunes. Oh my god, it's King Wolves in this fucking game
I don't know, murdering people and peeling their skin off is probably a lot more immoral
than just draining blood for money.
Oh this is like my blood bank.
Like I own this place.
Oh my god this is fucking disgusting.
Holy shit.
Blood storage?
This place is huge.
Oh my god you're the guy from earlier.
You want me to drain your fucking blood now for my sake so you get more hot dogs?
But I'm still good for a second.
All right, come on down.
Well, let's get it up and moving, eh?
I need to stay behind the counter?
Well then, how the fuck am I supposed to get over there?
Now he's in there.
Where do I need to grab something?
Oh, the van drinker.
Bro, why am I doing it out of his dick?
This certainly kills him. This is like four gallons of blood. Do I give him money for that?
Oh my god. What the fuck?
Is he gone?
Oh, I need to take this to Blood Storage.
This is so fucking weird.
Well, I need to get you money, don't I?
Damn, that much?
That guy just got like 10 racks for that. That's actually worth it.
You give him like a gallon of blood, you'll be woozy for the next six days.
you fucking 10 grand I need enough money for leaners warm cream in the dirty
mattress yep no problem step on I don't know how we're gonna suck the blood out
of you the other guy we use certain appendage from his body for you okay
from your chest region it seems sorry you got to get this dead on
awesome don't know how that's gonna kill you oh jinks he's watching sorry man
don't worry about what we're doing right now it's just part of the game
oh I gotta sorry I gotta go grab your blood and then pay you gotta do four
full ones I wonder if this creepy guy's gonna show up and I'm able to stop the
blood out of him. I feel like his blood would be like blue. Or another color. He's not in
here? Yeah, I think that child, I think I just got one guy. Certainly that creepy dude
shows up. No, no way. You asked for, wait, that's King Wolves. That's actually King
Wolves. Why is he wearing his headset over the hoodie?
Ooh, Wolves! Did you bring me some new tapes?
The last ones you gave me were killer.
Sorry, Bloodsucker. Didn't have time. I got some really troubling news, though.
Wait, what? Are you serious? What happened?
Yeah, sorry. The skin stapler's coming to kill you next.
One of my sources called in. Something happened at Underworld VHS.
I know you go there all the time, so I had to come over and tell ya.
What? No way! I was just there!
Is Caroline okay? What happened?
Uh, she's dead as fuck. Her head got smashed in with a baseball bat.
I don't know exactly, but apparently it's pretty bad.
I think it might be related to if you know who.
Uh, who?
Jesus, Lena, that's skin stapler.
I think you should close up shop for the night, come down to my station,
and we can sit tight till the morning.
Yeah, I can't yet.
I still need a couple more jars to meet my quota for the night.
Lena, please.
There's a couple more and then I'll head straight to the station, okay?
I promise.
Alright, but if you hear anything weird, just leave.
Please.
This whole city is weird.
I mean, bro, I'm behind this gate right now.
They can't really fuck with me.
Do you want to join any blood?
Wolf, wait!
Sorry, you probably have really clean blood.
Wolf!
Double!
If you can go.
Come on, bro.
Now I gotta wait for another crackhead.
Okay.
Yeah, here we go, all right.
I remember you.
I sold my TV yesterday.
Don't even need a dollar.
So drink me dry.
Yeah, sold your fucking TV.
What are we selling the TV for?
Oh, are you getting fucking twenty dollars for that?
Oh my god, I'm taking it from your head.
That has to kill you.
That surely has to kill you.
He's just got two needles directly into his eyes, one in his neck, one in his head.
Uh, we'll get you or my ear.
I know the last guy's- the last guy's certainly the clown, dude.
Certainly skin stapler.
I'm gonna drain him, and then something's gonna go wrong.
I'm gonna be in the room with a- oh, maybe not.
You're the only woman in town I trust with my fluids.
Dude, they're always so shaky.
What do you think they're on?
Yo, ass up, brother.
about to be dirty. Wow. Right in there. That can't just be straight up live. That has to
be that has to be a mixture of multiple fluids that we need. We need to probably filter through
through that. I don't know if this is safe. There you go. Could I leave now? That had
to be quota. Yeah, time to close up, get down to the station. I close up. Ah, fuck off.
Ah, sorry man, I don't have enough blood containers for you. Do you want to donate,
I thought you could come back tomorrow.
My, my!
What a beautiful little blood merchant!
Sorry, I'm actually closing.
I feel like he wouldn't kill me though, because like, he fucks with what I do, you know what I mean?
I sell blood for money.
That's right!
I was hoping to conduct business.
Come back tomorrow?
And I'll happily stick you full of needles.
Oh no, no, no, darling.
I'm not here to sell my blood.
You have my interest.
I've recently come into possession of quite a lot of blood.
I'll not show me talking here.
I do pay a premium for large quantities.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Enough to fill a bathtub?
Perhaps, too.
I don't want to know how you got it, but I'll take it if it's good.
I'll give you one of my portable coolers.
Bring me a jar, and then we can talk numbers.
I love this.
OK, this is really weird.
I feel like this guy doesn't want to kill me right now.
He's actually going to, oh, god.
You've got to be kidding me.
Maybe it's not him.
Are we fucking serious?
Who else looks like that?
OK, it's given the floor.
It's definitely him.
Floor two.
He's given the floor.
Keep calm, Lena.
He doesn't know, you know.
Just give it a look, okay, okay, okay.
Cooler. Call cops.
Uh, don't.
Don't.
Uh, here you go.
One cooler.
Now you gotta act chill.
Keep the ice line cold.
Wonderful!
You seem a little nervous, my dear.
Do I?
No, I, I, uh, it's, it's, uh, long night, yep. Yeah, yeah, no, yep.
Okay, I'm back to that.
I'm a seeing new business partnership
Well, I'd love to stay and chat with you all night my dear
But the night is calling
Bro, I can't tell if he wants to kill me or if you want to sell blood
Okay, no that means he wants to kill me
Fuck dude, right when I try to leave he's gonna kill me
I don't even remember where the fuck my office is, so I have to go outside, just spray.
Just fucking spray, just fucking spray.
You easier to kill me.
Ow! How! How! How! You just walked outside and you told me you first scaled the building
and jumped through the glass.
This has to be a scream situation, there has to be two of them.
That's physically impossible. He just left. Oh my god, he's gonna kill me at the bloodsucking machine.
Don't.
Holy theory, it's two people. I don't know if it is still I think it is
Oh my god, unless the guy of the past actually just a full lunar lunar spill alive
crazy city oh my god dude I actually
think he's gonna drain me dry pause
like I think he's gonna actually kill
me like with this machine
I would die. I would die like right now. This is like three gallons of fun. I'm turning pale. Oh
My god, I'll never be able to watch the Chuck E socks movie
Play thank you for the raid
Cub did Zetrix rock QT jazz thank you for the sub
Damn, bro. What are we fucking fun? Oh final aftermath. Wait, are we about a fucking fight him after this? I
I don't even know what evidence there's going to be. Do you think he still peels my skin off after that?
Oh, never mind.
Outside too? Oh no, it's just because the glass was broken.
I wonder how we know this is a crime scene every time though. Somebody has to be calling unless he's calling the template.
The way you strun her up, it's almost beautiful and absolutely terrifying.
Yeah, like, what is he, what is that blood that he's holding her up with?
All I see is another body and a growing nightmare.
We are definitely getting close, though.
This looks like it just happened.
I have a feeling we are right on his heels.
Yeah.
Nerves?
I hope that you get your nerves to strength something up.
That's a weird puzzle he's left behind for us this time.
Okay, an old picture frame the contents are missing, so whatever we find, oh god, 5719?
How does it say 5-7-1-9?
The fuck?
That's the picture.
That, it said detected Dix later,
so he does wanna kill me.
Even anatomy, bud.
Blood storage gotta have something in it now.
nothing dollar bill
liars false come find me
I didn't see all the hands and shit on the walls there I could probably fuck up a look
at those
Wait
One one five seven one nine
You take the lead on this one kid. Oh, I'm Robbie right now
Pharmaceutical Procedures. Last happens there. Full moon slain by Dick.
Let's go put it in, oh wait, is that it?
It is.
The Daily Jank Full Mooner Gunner slain by Detective Dick Slater.
After months of terror panic and a growing body count carry-on city can finally breathe
a sigh of relief.
Late last night Detective Dick Slater fired a deadly shot at the man believed to be
the infamous Full Mooner Gunner.
Bro, maybe it is two of them.
The suspect I definitely find is Silas Cain, has no surviving family, a flotter is
credit-detected disclosures for light-rush investigation and refusal to back down this
deciding factor in bringing the case to a close, while many citizens are celebrating the end
of the night and their questions still remain about the killer's past. Records concerning
his childhood and his doctrine remain incomplete and investigators have reportedly uncovered
evidence suggesting he spent time in and now defunct Terry and City Orkinage before
before disappearing from public records entirely.
I feel like it would be like 1975.
It's 1979
It is what about open
It's active come what did it say come fine eating sector this has to be the last cake come find me detective
That's what the label spell. Yeah
Yeah, not exactly subtle.
Doesn't matter. They're all plastic.
We can't listen to any of them.
Not yet.
What do you mean? Well, Brian's gone.
Are we gonna go to the radio station?
The station's probably in complete disarray. Who knows when we'll get the equipment to fix these?
Forget the station, kid. I know somebody who can help us.
He won't!
I'll put this in and let's get Grox.
I know somebody who can help us with this one.
It's Grock on Twitter.
At Grock.
How do I fix these tapes?
Dude, are we just meeting this guy in a creepy fucking alleyway? What the hell's that?
Objective updated talk 2B inside the jank stop.
This is fucking game time.
I know that mug anywhere.
Hey Slater.
B.
It's good to see you're still breathing.
How do you two know each other?
Dick and I go way back. He saved my life.
She was in line to be the gooners' next victim.
But Holly got to him first.
I was a goner, but then Dick came busting in,
put a bullet in his head mid-goon.
It was awesome.
What? No way.
I feel like I'm just watching the first five minutes of like a porn video for three hours.
Me? Are you still working on repairing one of those band-roll machines?
Yeah, I actually have it in the back room right now
Perfect the skin stapler is left behind some key evidence in the form of some busted cassettes. You think you can fix some for us
That sounds grim, but of course I do anything for dick
See, you can't say it like that, you can't say it like that, you just can't say it like
that.
And then, what is this walls, dude?
Are we able to floor it with a Chuck E. Cheese here, that shit's disgusting.
So I'm just rewinding, or I'm transferring the tapes over.
And then while we're gonna be able to listen to him, I'm not gonna tell where he is.
Bro, what are the tapes gonna fucking say, though?
I shouldn't keep dick-lating.
Yeah, you can't keep dick-lating.
Okay, I got all those keeps transferred to new cases.
Don't mention it, but there is one small issue.
I haven't fixed the calibrator in the band real yet, so the tapes aren't properly wound
to play at the correct speed.
Oh, so they'll just sound weird?
Yo, if Jixi's actually watching, bro, you gotta play this game.
I feel like Jixi Shabba will love this, so we still can't listen to them?
Not at the moment, but if you head over to the radio station next door, Wolves
should have all the ready equipment to fix them properly.
Well, Zayn, that degenerate does nothing but stop fear for ratings.
I didn't say you have to like him, Dick. You just need his equipment.
Alright, so we head to the radio station then.
That fuckwools! I already just wears a bandana all the time like a jackass.
They're telling me I need to go fucking talk to this loser.
King Wolves, they call him. He gives himself the name King. Are you fucking serious?
I just kicked that kid in.
Yo, dude, what the fuck?
Jesus, what the hell?
You Wolves.
Who's asking?
City PD we need your help wait a second
You're your dick Slater, why would I help you or the corrupt ass carry in City PD?
Just if you don't I'm painting these walls red
Whoa whoa all right. I'll help you just put that thing away. We have some cassettes. I need to be fixed
evidence from the skin stapler
the skin staple why didn't you say that in the first place let me see them I'll
run them through my equipment all right stand back let me work my magic oh
fuck off
Yo how do you do this? Stop saying cheese bro! I'll figure it out bro it's just it
doesn't look like it'll ever sit perfectly.
Oh my god.
How the fuck are you supposed to do this?
Like this doesn't make any sense from being so dead ass.
It's the amount of waves, so 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
That's right.
There it is.
Are we dead ass?
No, no, no, no, I got it. I understand it now. I understand it now
One two three four only four that doesn't make any sense
What's wrong?
One, one, two, three, four, five.
Cinema, get me the fuck out of here, that was horrible.
Oh my god, that was a torture.
Now what, do I just give it to them?
Oh.
My name is Fr. Patrick O'Malley. I had a staff at Carinofinich.
And I... I burned a great many records.
But for the whiskey helps me to forget why we need to leave going some account of what happened years ago, before the boys arrived.
I had a dream.
A nook any I'd ever known.
It stood in complete darkness.
And then, I saw him.
The more he and the more.
Something dressed as one.
His face was painted white.
His mouth stretched into a smile.
And never moved.
And his eyes looked yellow.
The lanterns in the night, in its arms, were two infant boys.
The king never spoke, he simply stared at me, and I felt a fear, so deep, from its piercing gaze.
A staff member awoke me, and I was informed.
Wait, so is this kid's stapler related to the gear?
Do you hear him?
His mother.
Children. Children are lash out because the world is giving them every reason to.
These boys are different. They aren't angry. They aren't sad. They're simply cruel.
They find joy and upset in the heart of people. As they grew, the other children grew to fear them and dare cruelty.
They somehow always seemed to know exactly what would hurt someone the most.
When confronted, they showed no empathy, no guilt.
Only glee and delight in the misery they had caused.
I began to notice that both boys have a distinct obsession with skin and flesh.
The one's caught skin in a squirrel in a dark corner of the playground.
That's definitely a man.
One of them was trying to rearrange the skin in some grotesque manner, while the other looked on, laughing maniacally.
There was clearly something deeply wrong with these two children.
We've spent months praying for guidance, we've prayed sober, we've prayed drunk, we've
prayed on my knees until my joints ached and my throat went dry.
The answers never came, only to certainty that these boys are evil and we're sent
here to do the devil's work.
Every year, I see more of Cersa's sickness, gambling,
addiction, corruption, violence.
The people poison themselves and call it living.
I know that I've spent years doing the same thing.
I am no saint.
I drink too much.
I've taken donations that should have gone elsewhere.
We've looked away when I should have acted.
Perhaps that's why Doc chose me to see what these boys truly are.
Perhaps he wanted me to recognize Aval because I carry enough of it myself.
I am now convinced that these boys were sent here to punish Cairns City, for its gluttony of sins, and I am only witnessing its start.
I have to act.
This will be my final recording.
I have come to accept what it is to admit for years.
I cannot save these boys. Perhaps nobody can. I've watched them grow together, and the older
they become, the stronger their influence over one another seems to be. So I've made
a decision. Tomorrow, they'll be adopted by separate families. One will go to Ken family
and be given the name Soilus.
The other will go to the Crow family and be given the name Elias.
They'll be raised in different homes, different neighborhoods,
different lives,
because they set aside what's Soilus, right?
There's any hype for them.
Elias ain't never seeing each other again.
I will burn African document connecting them.
Every record of their shared arrival, every foil that lists them as brothers, every photograph they can find.
These tapes are the only evidence that the two boys were ever connected at all.
Perhaps years from now, they will grow into ordinary men and my fears will prove unfounded.
God, I hope that's true, but if I am right with those boys, or what I believe they are,
then separating them may be the only good thing I've ever done.
As for me, I'm tired, and I can't drink until I can't remember.
holy shit Silas Kane that was the name of the full mooner gooner so Elias
the one that's alive real name of the skin stapler okay wait did you say Elias
crow I know that name Elias Crow is the owner of the flesh pit it's the best
barbecue in town oh my god is he cooking people that sounds about right
They're a freak like him this all makes sense now dick you killed his brother and now Elias
He's out for revenge. We have his name his location and his motive
Only one thing left to do
Let's finish this kid. Whoa. Whoa wait since I helped. Can you promise to give me the first dibs on the story after you take him down?
Promise yeah, I got a promise for you punk
Come on Robbie let's get out of here. Oh
God why is it got such a dick?
Just kick some straight in the nuts and walks out the only reason we know what's happening is because he fucking helped us with the
Thames didn't serve that no literally wolves. Oh my god, that's hilarious. You're here as that happens
Those are good game
All right, kid. Here we are
You think he's actually in there, but he has to be feeding the customers
I'm not giving him any chances to get away. We go in now
Get your sidearm out
Sidearm out brah. I'm walking in with a fucking shotgun. I gotta be honest
I thought you'd be packing more heat. All right, bro. Come on man
It's not the size kid. It's how you use it. Yeah, listen kid. Whatever happens in there
I just want you to know you've earned my respect you can ride with me any time
Thanks, Slater. It's been a wild ride
What?
So I got him off my bad breath
We're just gonna shoot him when we see him. Why am I fucking left? I'm left-hand who will like wielding us
The flash pit menu. I don't know if I would ever eat at a restaurant titled the flash pit
Bro, he's gonna be in this bathroom
Oh fuck.
Am I looking for evidence right now?
The fuck?
Evidence found.
A stapled flash.
That's what I'm looking for.
I don't know.
I was looking for that shit.
What's back here?
Fucking dark alleyway.
I don't want Robbie to die. That'll upset me.
You gotta read the walls. It's just saying that he's gonna fucking kill me.
Two of the four.
What does it say?
Sins paid pounds of flesh.
Oh, I need to fucking go grab all four flashing and put it in there.
That makes sense.
Where is the last one? It has to be in the front. I feel like I've walked past so much
shit. Dude, even the chairs are just like stapled flesh. This is terrifying. Fuckin' Robbie's
doin' a whole lotta duffin' right now. You're just fuckin' waitin' for me to open the
door, dude. This way, detective? Oh my god, I didn't even see that sign.
I don't want to go down there.
Robby come with me?
Okay, good.
If Robby's here with me, I'm not scared.
And now I'm fucked.
Dick!
I walked right into that one.
Yeah, literally.
I walked right into that one.
into that one yeah literally I don't see any way to open it from my side looks
like you're up again Robbie see if you can't find the switch to open this all
right sit tights keep your head on a swivel kid so I have to find a way to
fucking get him out of here dude I'm gonna be able to shoot this fucker if I
I see him.
Oh, hell no.
What am I looking for?
He's gonna come up behind me.
Oh my God, what if he's in that locker?
Ooh!
Robbie, no.
Robbie!
Robbie, turn around.
Robbie.
That should do it.
Oh, you're fucking kidding me.
He's not gonna save me in time.
Hold on, Dick.
I'm coming.
No way!
I don't know what to say.
No!
I know where he is.
He's in the stock room.
Wait, what?
Robbie's not even here?
The hell?
Is he gonna make me sit in that chair?
Alright scumbag, tell me where Robbie is, and I'll make this quick, I promise.
Detective Jix Slater?
Alas, we finally meet first of...
at least a f***
I'm only going to ask one more time, freak
I just shot him in the face
Where is Robbie?
Is it in your cabinet?
What?
No way?
That doesn't even make sense, I just shot him in the face
oh my god Robbie's alive Robbie hey kid wake up Slater what what happened it
looks like we got outplayed kid we got outplayed bro I fucking shot him how
did you get that oh my god I'm like turbo tied together I think I can break
these restraints just okay that's a tight kid
Dex gotta break these off.
I should've known the famous Dex later.
We'd shoot first and ask questions later.
You're as stupid as you look, moron.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, I'm going to enjoy this very much.
I honestly wasn't expecting too of you.
But this makes it so much better!
Dick, I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
It's okay, Robbie. Don't say that.
Stop talking, kid. Don't give him the satisfaction.
You took someone very important from me, Dick!
Now I'm going to take someone from you!
And after, I'm going to skin you alive!
And make sure you feel everything!
Oh, is he gonna blow his head off, look at that?
Oh, don't do that.
Dick! Use my gun!
Mag-dump him!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go.
Stupid ass you freak.
Troll, but now Robbie's dead, dude. I started liking him.
That fucking sucks.
sucks I thought I was gonna be able to like rip off the fucking explosion or
the explosive vice-office knack throw it away have time to save them you did good
kid real good you saved my skin did I put his decapitated body sorry things
didn't work out. I think we would have made a great team.
Alright, you're just later's demanted, right?
That doesn't ever work out in this crap hole.
I put his decapitated body.
I'm done trying to save this dump. I'm riding into the night and out of this place.
I feel like I should like go Barry, Robbie, and like inform his family.
Burn in head.
Carry in city.
Okay, or we're gonna-
Who the fuck is that?
Oh, that's the Mime?
Is that the OG Mime?
Like the one that...
Like that's the dad?
Who the fuck is that guy?
That's the OG, the Mime.
No, that's not the Full Booner Booner.
They're both dead.
That's the og monster that dropped the two kids off. Wow.
That was a good game. It was a little crazy. It was a good game.
Is there a cutscene? No, it's done. What a good game. Holy.
That was that was a lot more fleshed out than the demo was. I'm like surprised how much they
added to that game and like they added so much more dude that was fun I enjoyed
that all right I have to piss so bad also I need a fucking change into a tank top
Jesus
Oh, he's wetting now.
Oh.
Okay.
Give me like
two minutes
or more.
I got a fucking, I got a pass.
And I also have to, you know,
I put laundry in this morning,
completely forgot about it.
So give me like two minutes.
Sorry.
Count me down.
Thank you.
you
Oh, hold up.
you
Okay, what are we doing now? We're about to play big walk in like 15 minutes
I don't know I have a hard out at seven so I got a dip in like three ish hours
but we're probably gonna play big walk for a bit right now I think it's me PG Jojo
Jinxie agent Dante so six whether or not we play big walk the whole time I
don't know we might do like pommel party or some other bullshit we'll
I'll see, but.
Jaden T. Etz, take it for the five giftants.
I love King and N, take it for the sub,
Zoom, take it for the three.
We actually, bro, it's trippy, my name's Joe,
and we actually look alike.
You said you're part German.
I'm also part German, it's really weird.
I mean, that's cool.
I don't think that's very weird if I'm being honest, though.
You're a Caucasian white blonde man named Joe.
There's probably about five million of us.
It's Rocco Goose with the sub.
Groot, take it for the five giftants.
I'm not trying to put you down,
But Joe's a very common name.
You're a white guy and you're blonde.
Why?
It's not uncommon.
Spider and Zoom for the sub dark, take it to the three.
Poor Razor, H, Nux, It's What, QJ, Trip, Daddy,
Zeme take it to the three, Emo, and Don, take it to the sub.
Zug, Cake, and Crowl, take it to the sub.
The big three?
Well, being blonde's more rare than most other hair colors.
But if you're adjourning, it's not that I'm rare.
What's Jaxy doing?
Playing rainbow.
Yeah, it's that kind of performance version.
Five seconds to go.
No, Jax, not an ego.
It's just facts.
You can't have a better win percentage
in ranks than me in solo queue.
You can't.
It's not a problem.
He's arguing.
I feel like any time you tap on a Jaxy stream,
he's arguing with his chat.
like any time
is JoJo live? Yeah, JoJo's doing like a 24 hour, right?
He's doing choice voice, sir.
Annihilate an entire planet!
With a destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet!
I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness.
You, my friend, are responsible for delaying my run of a Star Command!
Hey, you my friend, I'm responsible for the blame. I want to view a star command
You should play that I don't know how that works
I actually got to ask him how the mods work for that because I downloaded that game and then I didn't understand
You have to like input your own files and shit
And I just had no idea what the fuck I was doing
bad thing even a three I got a bike could I name it the Bartmobile I mean
that's up to you bro is Dante playing the shit they made me attend the awful I
can't be fools the last thing they want is a power struggle the last thing they
want is a power struggle with entrenched management why are they come back bro
What are you playing right now? Are you both going against each other?
What I was saying
What's like a good score you got a
56% you like it bro
Now you need more emotion right? I just want to show you that I didn't even a brother
That shit in there. That's my favorite jump crash operation is so funny, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god, man
He's got chicken jockey.
Oh, no.
You turned against me.
You will not take it from me.
Why is he doing a discord mod voice though? Oh my god, I have my 49 months up. Hold up. We won
I see for the wise of the Jedi
That's good, that's good
I do not feel the dark side as you do
Bro, just so funny man. Oh my god
Yo HSB thinking of the 10 gifted subs bro. Thank you. We've got something with the 10 gifted yo how okay actually because we have five minutes chat how far have Kai and
Speed gotten
Like have they had a run yet have they beaten a boss
Let's see together they haven't beaten a single boss
They haven't tried to be like have they gotten to the end or did they say what order they're doing they killed the elder the elder guardian
It did they actually know
They've seen the warden once so are they trying to kill the warden first
Like did they did they say out loud what order they're going for I feel like they need to stick to an order
If I chat if you guys were doing this challenge in a hardcore run if one of you dies you have to reset
You have to kill the Warden, Elder Guardian, Wither, and Ender Dragon. What order are you doing?
I'm probably doing Warden first, just to get it done with. I think I'm doing Warden first,
and then the run's easy as fuck. I'm probably doing Warden, Wither, Ender Dragon, Elder Guardian.
But I would spam get totems, bro. They have 10 days till they they're able to fucking
Reset and just do one at a time. So for the for those of you that don't know the first 10 days they have to be all four
In one run, but after 10 days like 10 full in real life days
They're allowed to just tick one off the box in separate runs
If I'm them bro, they've died 15 times if I'm them. I'm getting mega geared up
I'm fighting did he just try to do a trick shot
And now he's gonna
Oh, they're dead
Speed just died
I don't know what they're
doing.
Yeah, if one dies, they have
to restart, but it doesn't
incidentally set. They have to
say it to the other. I did see
a clip last night where Kai
died and for like five minutes,
he lied to speed it like you
still.
He's like, I'm mining iron
right now.
Why dude, you know what they
was wrong where fine birds like they're never gonna beat this but I think fine
birds like dead-ass right I think after 10 days they have a chance obviously but
I think fine birds so right that I think high in speed if they had an on like say
they weren't allowed to beat them in individual runs like separately I think
they would be live forever like genuinely I think they'd be live forever
Was this a clever speed dying everybody's on me? Oh
You got poison
Can you die from poison and hardcore yeah, right like a fighter cave spider poison kills you
Wait, what can you die from then hunger you could die from hunger in hardcore
You're half a heart from poison but hunger you could die.
What the fuck?
What's your plan there?
What the fuck do you want me to do?
What the fuck?
What's your plan there?
Yo, Alex live.
Take it to the red.
Yo, what was his plan there, chat?
Chat.
I you know what's crazy is I think they're also gonna like I don't even think they're club farming
I think they're actually just gonna try and like rip it and beat it and I think they're gonna have no substantial progress for three plus days I
Think they actually need you can't treat this run like that out the ender dragon
You can't get iron armor and some diamond and then go like bro ripple let's play
Genuinely ripple let's play and just bank that you get one good fucking run
Like start Minecraft literally build that build a box house
I'm not saying some special shit where you're like actually like building like a house house build a box have a base and
Legitimately just spend the first fucking full day mining and enchanting and
Get full diamond
Efficiency for fucking Prott
Go into the nether farm wither skulls
Have totems on you maybe fight the wither first
Then go to the fucking warden
Or find the elder guardian. I think enter dragon you just do last. It's kind of a freebie
Especially if you have totems you just can't lose
They have no clue what they're doing bro, but everybody's played Minecraft. They've done some research
I think you legitimately have you have to
Farm
Totems, that's the method
Because then you can't die like if you have like five totems in your inventory and just gapples you're good
Not you're not good against the warden, but you're good against every other boss
Like the warden you're still fucked because he could kill you
Break your totem and then hit you again, and you'll die and you won't be able to absorb it
but
The first three elder wither ender dragon if you have totems and gapples you can't lose
So they just have to get that like that's the struggle and then after that it's just like fuck man
Now you gotta now you got a run or the big walk doesn't have volume slider for voice chat and you can't hear your friends
Is that that ass? I'll load it up right now
Before we call
There's no way they don't have a volume slider
I
Got it so low my mic volume so low always
If it's trash we're probably doing pommel party
Microphone activity volume input sensitivity high very high noise suppression low
Just so that shits loud as fuck.
Hello!
Yeah, I don't really know where we should- I don't know dude, I feel like I'm going to be mad quiet.
The volume slider's for everything.
It's one volume slider, that's trash, bro.
I can't believe that all right. Let's call this fucking group
Little early
I think it's sex of us.
Yo, Ski.
Yo, bro.
My chat's kind of shitting on big walk right now.
Why?
Well, they're saying the the audio is like stupid like there's no individual audio sliders for voice chat
And there's one audio slider for the whole game like including music in-game sounds and voice chat
Like it's like one slider
Okay, I mean
No, I think we try it, but I did tell them I was like if it sucks we have a backup we can't play machine
party with sex though
So it'd be pommel party
And I didn't really air the backup idea to like half of the people I
Don't know if we aired. I don't know if you aired a backup
No, I didn't
Yeah, I think in the moment. We just go yell we're playing pommel party and then they
Sorry, I'm watching down to the react to my my my Star Wars
My Star Wars you guys going against each other
No, it started because he made a dub making fun of me and then I got the game and then the first thing I saw was typing chat so you know I had to do it bro.
Bro, but how do you get audio for the games like I have that game.
I can send you the websites.
You should download it and then put it in the game file.
It's actually pretty it sounds kind of it sounds and looks kind of complicated.
It's actually pretty easy.
I'm going to send it to you in DM.
But yeah, pretty much where you would just like open the game and then you would just
like like there's like you just download a bunch like like whatever you want to do and
then you would just plug it into the game.
It's actually super easy.
But how do you how do you find these audio files?
Are there is there like a list of them?
I don't know. I'm sorry. It's not going on. I'm not sure what you're asking me. I'm being honest.
Bro agents, googling if Netflix is a good stock to buy brought in over $45 billion an annual revenue for 2025.
It's a net income of 11 billion.
How are you doing?
Bro, I'm doing pretty good.
I just played skin stapler. That was kind of a culture shock for me.
You're not really a culture shock.
It was, oh, wow, what happened?
There was a lot of, a lot of Dick in that game,
a lot of references to Dick.
I think the majority of the game has to do with penises.
OK, not a big fan of those.
Well, no, no, I am.
But I don't know.
It was three hours of straight Dick and cream jokes.
Oh, Dick and balls.
Oh, wow.
Ball, like a lot of, a lot of, you got to polish balls.
You serve hot dogs and they throw them right in front of you.
Wow.
And they make direct eye contact.
Oh, wow.
Were you feeling things you never felt before playing the game?
Or like what at like what?
No, I mean, I don't know.
I got really into character.
You play this guy named Dex later.
And he sounds like this.
And he's like this.
His name's Dex.
Oh, see, boy, I don't know.
Where you got to kill him now a little bit?
It's like back.
You killed that.
Thank you.
Hey bro, we got to get you on that on that dub game for sure
I feel like I can do impersonations and voices fairly well
Yeah
Bro, you know what bro? We can do it like whatever I get out there to Jersey
We got to do it together bro cuz you can do it locally so I can imagine we do the stream just dubbing over
You know what I'm saying? We're kind of lit. Yeah for sure, bro
Do a little show. Does anyone have?
Well, we're the only ones in here. You appreciate my
Oh, well, I think you can't play some kind of you. Do you appreciate my punctuality?
I'll fucking early understood. Do I? What do you need your punctuality?
Like how you pronounce things or you're saying how like on time you are.
Yeah, how? Yeah, like how on? Yeah, you're a rare, you're a rare breed of streamer.
You're you're actually early, you know. You know why, bro?
Because I before I kind of stopped doing a lot of collapse. I was the planner. So I was putting shit together
Yeah, I'm the planner
You're usually the guy that shows up on time and then everybody else is like, yes
Everybody's got trickles, but you know, you know, you know the biggest thing bro
Is they you know, you know what I used to get told growing up?
Being on time is late being late as late being early as being on time
Yeah, no me too me too, bro being on time is being 10 minutes or that's what I was though thinking life
I got to say this chat
I know if you're a streamer you could show up late to shit genuine piece of advice if you ever show up to a job interview late
Your ass is cooked. You're not getting a job through
They're immediately judging you show up early. So if you got a interview at three shot of a 230
Going just sit there and wait
That's not financial advice. Well, no, it's not financial advice
I'm not a lot of give you financial advice agent on the other hand is telling you to buy Netflix stock right now. So that's not
That's not financial advice. That's life advice
He said go to your interview early
Go to your time
So you got us in the lobby. So the lobby is me Joe Bartoloz the I'm Don Tavius agent zero and Jinxie
For a full name number of Don Tavius
That's how you name
I know the sounds oh
I'm gone Tavius
TJR social media presence for should I start doing like should I start doing like financial guru like flax shit and like sell like discord like paid discord blanks
You should do it, but like as a joke like you know
I'll show like in full on lie about how I made though like obviously
I made money on social media be like I was day trading stocks and that's how I can afford this
Yes, and then bro your bio should be I'm scamming you and then you should just lie about like money placed
That's what you should do.
Well, I just find it funny that, like, I don't know.
I'm not saying TJR specifically.
I think TJR is one of the guys that actually is rich.
But, like, there's a lot of financial guys
that, like, they lark being rich and sell programs
on how to sell programs.
It's not like they're not, like, selling a program
on, like, how to day trade or, like, how to do shit.
It's like they're selling you an alpha male course
on how to be, like, badass and then also just
sell another course.
And it's like, it just feels like a pyramid scheme.
What do you think is the best way to be an alpha male?
If you had to give your top one,
maybe top two alpha male tips.
What's your best, what's your best alpha male tips?
Like unironically or like you're saying like feed it.
You can answer this however you want to answer this, bro.
This is completely up to you.
Top two alpha male tips.
Yeah.
Don't drink water and only eat meat.
I
Yeah
So what does that mean for you since like, you know, I'm not an alpha male. So
Are you a beta cook?
Yeah, I have to be because I can't eat red meat. Yeah, sadly. You just eat like you just I got
The tech nerfed my my Chad like, you know, do you do you find that that shit like sad or is it not like
You know, I don't care anymore. I did get bombed out bro. You know, I hate when I say that's a somebody bro motherfuckers apologize to me
No, I think that's fine why I think it's so I mean
I'm so sorry. I'm like, yeah
I'm serious. No, it does suck but at the same time. It's objectively hilarious. Yeah, I don't know how to explain it
Like I love you, bro. You're you're so bro the worry the worry is that like I actually have like a government
disease in my body
That like could kill me younger like I might have like heart problems at a younger age
So that part blows but that's kind of like unresearched
And it's also not confirmed without its government disease. However, you know
There is some
Release no dude you should watch like a fucking documentary about how
That part does really suck
Well, I just try not to think about that but like the whole not eating me thing who cares
I'll actually look that up. I remember I got like real pressed if I have alpha gal will I have
heart problems younger
It can appear earlier and younger adults without traditional rests. Yeah, I get more
I have heart problems in my family too, so we're both probably gonna die. Yeah, awesome. Awesome. G. Shit. Yeah, then you know some cool shit
Yeah, but I don't think that's G shit. I don't really
Know it's like kind of poetic bro. Like if we die young to look back on it's like damn
Chagratis and who's the other guy play though?
You're more like Diogenes. He said me he said I'm a I'm I'm all I died in these why who that no reason
No, please please please tell me please tell me the reason
He like lived in a barrel
Yeah, he stopped right there, bro
He like he like wouldn't brother. It was like if you want to be a letter
What do you mean? I'm like the guy that lived in a barrel, bro
What does he like wouldn't take bro? I don't know. I think he just like he never owned anything
He like lived in a barrel. Oh, so you're calling me poor. I'm not calling you poor bro. I'm saying you're like
You don't take I'm just like that. Well, actually, you're like the opposite, bro
Because in the group chat in the I was gonna say you don't take handouts
But JoJo in the group chat goes to I'm job. Can you give me subs? Thanks in advance
Okay, I did ask you for the opposite of the iagis
Okay, that's true. I did. Yeah, that did happen, but it's bro. It's like these fucking streamers are rich as hell bro
Give me some you know me yo, bro. Yo, bro. Honestly every time my birthday comes around
I'm always like what if one of these multi millionaires I know just give me 20 days for no reason just to do it
You didn't mean but it ever happens
Well, I'm gonna give you 20 like if I were to ever give somebody 20 grand bro
I'm not giving that in subs
And an instant left
He was not fucking with the conversation
All right, he fucking he joined and then said sorry and left and he's back
Okay, and he left again and he left again. Yeah, why like why?
Why do you keep joining and then saying sorry? It's like just like wait until my problems fixed, you know
He's nervous I don't think Dante is nervous
He just keeps he just keeps joining to leave him see one thing about him and he probably thinks this is funny
So he's gonna keep doing it for at least 10 more times
You sound like you're underwater right now
me on. Okay. Yeah. Okay. What is the big walk has been downloaded big walks downloaded bro.
I might have to fuck up my mic settings to play this game. Bro. Yo, my in-game voice chat's always
low as fuck and I have no idea why. Okay. Hello. I'm who called you this word though.
Yo, what's up?
Do y'all hear anything?
Does it sound bad?
Weird?
It sounds a little off, but it doesn't sound like a good mic.
OK.
Wait.
Well, now it sounds normal.
Now it sounds normal.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I think you have this PC, so I got to make sure
it's right.
You set up the PC?
You did that?
Yeah, I set up the PC.
I did not set up the PC.
Was it a pre-build?
I got a big, I got a billed PC sent to me and, um,
and then you plugged it in and you, you swapped out the SSD plugged it into the
wall and then I put the modem and I put the modem and I put the plug,
the ethernet cord in. Yeah. So you plugged it in.
Well, first of all, this shit is heavier than you think it is. So you
picked up the PC, put it on the desk. Yeah. And I kind of tweak it's like,
there's something in my back that kind of tweak. So, I mean,
We could say like, oh my god, you didn't put together the PC,
but I picked that bitch up, OK?
But I feel like when you say, I set up the piece,
you know, like I kind of envision like, I don't know.
Yeah, I pick it up, and I set it down.
I set it up.
I mean, you put your hands up.
What's up, guys?
Yo, Jinxie, man, your mic sounds like you are a balls
people fan right now.
Yeah, I feel like I hear you.
I hear like a fan right now.
Sounds windy over there in Florida.
They might be oh, that's weird. I might be my PC. Maybe
It's the long box the big walk
Walk, yeah, we're gonna walk into one of us is like the line. Yeah, wait, how does
Yeah, right now it's good. Yeah, okay, it's because voice isolation for better or worse
Yo, also, we can't judge. Oh, we can't use discord because there's
activities apparently where we're like not allowed to hear each other
Yeah, it's gonna be one big adventure guys. Come on
We got Wucky Tuckies
So do you guys want to like beat the game today? What's the vibe because I think it's gonna take like hours to beat
I I have this is what me and JoJo were chefing up. We're still waiting on agent. We hop in the game
We play it. We're probably not beating it. I do have to leave in like three hours
But if it sucks, we just play a different game
If it doesn't suck we rip it until we don't want to play it anymore
Yeah, so all right that sounds good sounds good $15
Yeah, wait, it's
Normally these games are like seven bucks $7. I got $5.99 at least like
Yeah, we're really talking about $15 being too much, JX, you are both the best you may
say.
That's one for Emma, too.
No, I don't mean like that.
I just mean like, if French love games start actually taxing, people are not going to
buy them because they know they're going to play them for what?
Oh, we think it's $15 taxing, bro.
It's on sales in 13.
Kind of out of line here, I think.
Like, I'm not even going to get it.
You're not.
This is insane.
People know friend slot games are going to last two weeks.
Man, if it's $15, why the hell would you buy it?
Like, actually, to be fair, how much was peak?
Probably like $7.
See, I will.
You kind of changed my mind here.
I feel like peak has more play time, too.
Dude, GTA 6 is going to be like $100.
This is 15, like, wow, all right.
You're telling me they spent one sixth of the time on GTA 6?
What I mean to talk about?
I do want the unpopular take that I
would spend an ungodly amount of money on GTA.
Like, I think GTA 6 could cost $500, and I would buy it.
Yeah, unfortunately.
I mean, that's not really true.
You're not going to not buy it, especially as a streamer.
Let's just say that right now.
What are you going to go, oh, I'm going to go on strike.
I can't.
I'm just kidding.
They dragged me all over Jordan for saying the same thing.
Hey, don't say it.
Yo, I have a theory.
I want to know what you guys think.
OK, boom.
So you saw it coming up with Netflix.
Hey, guys, you saw it coming up with a Netflix on the gameplay,
right?
I saw that.
Yes, I saw that.
Boom.
What is stopping GTA from coming out with a show or a movie
to link with that?
What is stopping them?
If League of Legends did it and Halo did it
and The Last of Us did it and Fallout did it,
what's stopping GTA from doing that?
Why else would they connect with Netflix on this?
But do you think they would make a show for GTA
five or GTA six.
I don't know.
I think you should just make a show with GTA five
and actually use like Trevor, the actor.
Yeah, or you could do GTA four, because they've
got high historic here.
You can do the San Andreas characters.
It's a whole universe.
Yeah, but aren't they kind of old?
If you did GTA five, they're kind of old now.
Like they don't look like they're characters anymore.
Joe, to spin back on what you said about GTA
being $500, when I was playing GTA five story mode,
I was like, how much is GTA six going to be?
It was like $100, $120, and then I was like,
oh, that's a steal, like that's a steal.
And then people in my town are like, $100 for a game?
It's like, bro, you have 10 years to play this game.
Yeah, you know, 13 years.
It's literally, it's so much different, bro,
because people don't bat an eye when a shitty call of duty
costs $70.
Oh my god, thank you.
When GTA is $30 more and you're
going to play the game for the next decade,
people are like, oh, no, I can't buy that.
Like, I will say, yeah, it's expensive,
But like GTA, you're getting probably 30 hours of story time.
And then you also just get online when that.
Yeah, you get GTA online for like years.
You can play with your friends.
You know, GTA can charge 200 bucks,
and it's a fucking steal.
It's 13 years of fame.
I don't give them any.
The rest of the devs are going to try and copy in there.
Everything's going to be $200.
Yeah, but I'm going to spend $100.
Rockstar Studios.
Yeah, GTA is the only game that I would
spend that amount of money on.
Yes.
I remember when GTA 4 came out with the Ballad
get Tony guilty and everybody's like I bet we all dropping DLC now and then that was just like thing well
I will be I will be a hundred percent when GTA 6 online drops
I'm probably gonna spend yeah thousand dollars in shark cards and just like run the lobby but
Yeah, I'm gonna pay to win the fuck out of that game. Oh my god
Why am I streamer if I can't buy by 15 million dollars of
You're gonna have all the best guns by day one boy. Oh, yeah
So who's in the lobby Joey, I'm assuming you made you invited everybody. Oh, no, I was waiting for you to get into the call
Now I'm gonna make the lobby. Yeah, I got a I've got a download the game
Okay, we did say if this game blows thoughts and hopping on like fucking pummel party or some bullshit
I never played that so I might need to try some more.
It's just like um, what's that other shit?
I heard good things about big ones, though.
They're really good things.
I said the code, don't leak the code.
Oh, I get it.
Hold on a second, I gotta,
I gotta sign in and tell all this shit.
I feel like I'm fucking hallucinating
listening to this music.
That's what I'm saying, holy shit.
Da, da, da, da.
You know what this is like?
You know those face levels
Super Mario Sunshine
Is that relatable janky leak the code
This loud as fuck. Oh fuck you ready. Yeah. I think he's just full screen right now. He's deaf and so I don't think he knows
Yeah, I just got a I'm trying to okay the problem is if I hit host game I can't change the code
I might change the code
Are you unable to change the code, bro?
What?
Have other people joined?
Mama, just wait.
Did you join that code?
This isn't gonna work.
Bro, why isn't this working?
Alright, try now.
Is that code?
Wait, so when I go to host game, or when I go to...
Oh, wait.
Oh, I can make a password.
I'm a dumbass.
I'm ass, sorry.
Join game.
Stupid.
Oh, and I have a save file.
Okay, password optional.
I'ma make a password.
Yeah, bro.
All right, this is a password.
This song is really nice.
Yeah, I'm fucking with a happy Joe.
It's just fire.
Why do you like, like, what was that?
What?
You're like, Joe, Joe.
Yeah, there's another Joe on your side.
Is it confusing?
Is it going or not?
It's just a Joe Joe and a Joe.
So I just want to make sure you know.
I missed you, man.
I miss you a lot, man.
All right, I'm in the lobby.
New you?
I didn't do more than anything.
Holy shit.
Why is my such a typical stuff alive?
OK, we're good.
Oh my gosh, I had to put my card into the thing.
OK.
Your card?
Like, like, wait, what do you mean your card?
Like your debit card?
Well, no, I got like I just set this PC up
like nothing is saved. Yeah,
just turn it on today.
It's downloaded. When you guys join, do not click the session details button
because it's going to leak. Check the inside off. It's going to be so high.
What? Walking out of my alpha gallon by receding hairline with
Jinxie agent Dante awesome and all the way up
Okay, wait, you guys know what the push of talk key is. Oh
You have your shirt on touch the talk. I'm just gonna be I was gonna be open Mike
Yeah, well, I didn't see an open mic option
That's I'm saying I don't know either
I will assume it's V. Oh wait, no it says mute is V. Yeah.
Yeah, I see that. Okay, so should we mute? Should we deafen? Or mute?
Uh, Joe, I think I think I'll mute.
Hey, let's all like, did you leak the password? It doesn't matter if you leak the code.
I don't know. I might have been covering it. Has anybody joined? Has anybody joined?
No, I don't own in this log.
Wait, hold on. I'm in. No, I'm in. Don't see me.
You're in the game?
Yeah. Yeah.
No, you're not. Are you in the log?
Well, I'm in a game.
Oh, shit. You already got it. You both already got it.
Yo, did you leak the password Jinxie?
I know just everybody that's here
All right, I'm loaded it up. Okay, how do I make it to where is it?
Yeah, how the fuck do you guys pick each other up?
What's the push to talk mind man
Oh, I can join you through my friends list you that's way easier
Are you still in my head?
Me in there
Let's go I don't know if it's one of those passwords that covers it or not. I like this music
A24 movie.
All right, how do I do it?
Sit down, this is true.
Yeah, this music is kind of cool.
JoJo, come on.
Wait, what?
Oh, shit.
I got it, I got it.
All right, is everybody in?
Jixie, are you in?
I'm not in.
I'm in.
Hey, you're about to pass a bag.
I'm in here, kids.
All right, you can walk out of your corridor,
and you'll see.
Oh, yeah.
I'm about to first pass.
Yeah.
Oh, I got it.
I
Determined the sensitivity down so much
Who's ready for Nicholas? Oh
My god, I see you guys down there
Probably definite discord
I think that your mic input is actually what you're hearing so I'm just hearing
your voice.
Okay.
Great comms Joe.
She's got eyes that it seems to me Reminds me childhood memories where ever we think
where we didn't even know I just heard
the damn bro the fucking wait I'll take
you here us yeah yeah wait both of you
and I'm just yeah yo I've noticed bro
be you have to be like right next to
somebody to fucking hear them like can
you hear them over there I am faintly
yeah like it's so quiet okay yo are
y'all we got to stay like mad close
because you could barely hear each
other unless we're like right next to each other I don't even know what the
fuck we got to do I think we got to leave this area
yeah I just checked the fuck out of that use button balls turn the volume up I
don't think I can I think volume is maxed out please no Q or E when you're
holding an item or raise it over your head holding an item overhead for a few
seconds lock it in place tap the button again to release it press while
holding to cancel a kick all right yeah we gotta figure out how the fuck to do
these puzzles what was this is this Jojo you have a brown face it's just
I feel like this I
Is there something wrong with me having round face?
But we got a wall hey, we got a hey, we got a big walk coming up we got a big walk coming up
wait hit hold Z when you're going downstairs you slide oh my guess oh fuck
now is there a map yeah you're like fucking lagging now Joe can hear me yeah
I hear ya.
Yo, it's like the life, you know, life.
This is nice, dude.
Wait, don't start walking until they come out
because I know what happens if we abandon each other.
We definitely have to go to whatever
the fuck that is over there, though.
You think we take fall, what?
Are you telling me not all?
If you left click, it turns on the lights here.
Pick it up, right click, drop it.
Hey, don't throw it at me, if you're left.
Why are people saying life is roadblocks?
That's DJ Catfo.
Bro, your mic is lagging, dude.
I'm on God.
Really?
Yeah.
How about some case?
Like, if you're from my screen, it's like you're at this.
How about now?
Say, like, a full sentence.
I'm not saying that, Joe.
Um, Peter Piper picked a big pack of peppers.
Peter Piper picked a pe-pe-peppers.
Peter Piper picked a pe-pepper.
I heard Peter Piper a pepper.
Um, you guys are just gonna leave us?
Yo, am I?
Wait a minute, wait for y'all.
Yo, is his mic lagging?
Wait, wait, how do you turn it?
No, you're fine.
Hey, you took my mic!
Nah, Jixi, say a full sentence.
Joe, I think you're on the move, bro.
I'm not lagging.
Joe, I think you're inscriting, bro,
on my lagging door.
That's what he just said.
He's not lagging at all. Yeah, so he said Joe
Is my least favorite person in the world
No, I
Just lost the ball. I don't know where the fuck it is. Oh, there we go
Yeah, if you hold this over your head in a lock
And then we could just walk with it and we're a little light source. Wait is it over my head or did you take it?
Yeah, but where are they?
Oh
I see their eyeballs brother glowing yo come on
Got a light. Oh, that's just your ass. Sorry. Why didn't we get wait? Is this a light over here? Yeah
Yeah, we got a bring on that one, but how do you turn it on though left-click left-click
So I was brown a day down there green, but that is green and blue. I mean, but we're all different
And we also
Oh, that's just lit up the whole fucking sky. Oh
You send a little player
Yeah, when he sings he's not lagging but then when he talks he is
Oh now you sound normal as fuck bro now this guy, okay, what?
right? No? Oh is this how we change our character? Am I black? Where are you? Yeah you are.
Wake up! Am I black now? Okay okay. No you're not. You're blue, green and white.
You're black. Yeah I know Joe Joe. How do you paint? You're your color. You don't
have to change your color. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? What color am I?
Can you guys hear me?
Yeah?
Wait, what color are we?
OK, nice, nice.
I can't tell, it's so dark.
Wait, how are you doing that?
How are you doing that?
You're black.
Black?
Super black.
Wait, do that.
Oh.
Woo!
You put up some of the arrows.
Wait, I want to be black.
I'm super black, bro.
What happened?
Oh, shit, you need to suck your work.
Open that black.
He has the-
So we kill?
OK, we have to be different colors.
Because there's going to be no way of-
Yes.
What's your favorite color, Joe?
Yo, can you make me a green?
Yeah, make my whole body green you got to do it again
You got to retouch the paint every time
My favorite color is red and white make me red and white you can't okay
Right in the middle, red bottom.
Red, red, and then white middle, white middle,
and then red bottom.
Oh, wait, you're like, hey, Joe?
Looks like a Christmas tree.
Yeah, a little bit.
Nice.
Oh, you know, I like that cake.
It looks like it does.
Not a lot of them look delicious.
No, he looks like a string of anal beads, bro.
This shit looks marital.
Yeah, he definitely does.
Joe, is that you holding the brush?
Yeah, do you want to be a sturdy color?
Yeah, can you make me purple like Barney?
I don't wanna- I don't wanna whitehead.
I'm gonna get red.
I got red.
You guys are all black right now.
Yep, I am black.
Yeah, you both can't be- you both can't full be black.
One of you has to be like that.
Oh, oh, so, so, so, so, only one of you should be black?
Really?
No, but like maybe I changed the middle color.
Who are you talking to?
Yeah, like can we have like a maybe like that?
What's all black people like that?
What are you saying?
They're like that.
Yeah
Now we gotta go this ladder over here. Yeah, look at that shit. Wait, it's night and day cycle
I think I got about a 50 cents worth of experience right now out of this game.
We're both running the same way.
This is definitely a puzzle here.
It's our puzzle.
There's a key.
Start spanning buttons.
It opens we gotta find I think we gotta find four things oh no the keys right here
yeah but we can't get the key out until we put four things in there
What is this here that's another key area, bro, we definitely do need to get the keys to unlock those areas
Yeah, wait grab the key
Come here wait press that shit hold that last button down hold it down
I don't think this is going to do anything.
No, no, no, we're going to look around this area for a friend.
Yeah, we need to find shit.
Well, like, where is that?
But what if the food person had to grab it
while all four was touching?
Well, we need to find it.
Yeah, but I mean, this game could be like,
there's no way it's just for five players.
I know, but what if they just adjusted it
based on how many players are playing?
That's valid.
But you see how many keys there are?
I feel like we need to find something.
Yeah, OK, you might be right about that.
And there was some shit up here.
Like, I saw a little box.
I'm not going a little slow, uh, oh, you want me to go up there?
There's a lot of these bosses here, so there's mad keyholes.
Yeah, and there's like a box in the sky over there.
You see that shit?
Where at?
Right up there.
Yeah, yeah, low key, um, how the fuck do you get up there?
Yeah, because that's, there's a lot of bosses, but I'm not seeing all that.
I feel like we gotta go up the other side of the mountain.
I don't know if we're gonna be able to, uh...
Yeah, I mean, you can pick a trail.
I don't know if you want to take you're drowning. Yeah, hold on. Let me
I'm gonna throw your ass up there. How do you throw me? I don't think you could throw people. I think you can only throw objects
I mean you can try
I can
Yeah, we definitely got a thick we got a we got to open that bridge up and fix that
Yeah, it's kind of like mirrors edge a little bit like go and swallow red
Where the fuck do you think the other three left?
My character's got some weak ass lens. Oh my god
Oh
Yeah, I saw you got like that overall and streamer games individually, bro
Hope you disappeared you see that see what like you see that red light flashing over there. Yeah, I think he's spamming that button
Yeah, but what are you doing there? Oh
Oh that opens up that opens up
Yeah
They're gonna get it. Yeah, they're getting it right now. That's why I'm flashing it. I'm trying to let know where it is
But where are you guys? Oh, I see them. I see both of them right there. Yeah
Thing down there the ship we were just that yeah
Yeah, it is
Red thing directly in front of us. Yeah, that fat ass cone
Actually, oh shit up there. What's that yellow thing down there, too? I feel like we got to go get that
I've gone alone we're in the hills
We are in the hills. Yeah, you pulling up this might be it might be a two-man job to grab this
Yeah, I'm out. I'm loose.
You gotta walk backwards.
Now we gotta grab. That's the fucking thing we need.
How the hell do you think we get that though?
Uh...
You think I can catch that?
That's a lie.
No, it's got a vice grip on it.
Yes, maybe there's another way up.
Oh, wait. Hit that button.
Hit that button with the ball.
You see that button right there?
I
Don't know
There's like four dudes you guys need to stack on top of each other
That I can you stack more than one I don't know I think we do need to do that
Because then they would just
We gotta go grab somebody
Oh no, are we going to come over here and-
AHHHHHH!
Wait, what?
Sorry, what?
You can go to the red and see what that's about.
Yeah, but what if we need more people for that too?
But then we can tell them, so that we all know.
Alright.
We only need to find four, they got one.
And then there's two.
Well, I'm each other again, but these can take more than just two people, man, I'm not that tall.
I
Pick you up. Oh, I know we can walk around
You don't think this is the area that we just walked out of I feel like this is the fucking area that we left
Back to the fucking start oh my god
What a view though from the top. Yeah, it was worth it.
All right, we gotta go grab them and tell them to come back here, but I feel like
they're gonna fucking leave us. No, no, they would never, man. Teamwork makes a
dream work. Do you have a team know where they went?
They're definitely back by the area yeah, let's go back to that key
Get dark though we got no white yeah, oh, it's up here. No, oh the key all the way back there
You get a stack for the yellow. Yeah, we already figured that one out. Thanks. Thanks
Don't need backseat gamer
They're not here. We're fucked. We're gonna die out here. Yeah, I don't think they were even up there
Damn, I wish we had like a walkie-talkie. Yeah, the comms are so rough to you think if I scream they'll hear me
Probably not
No, I don't think they're gonna be able to hear us.
Yeah, probably not.
We'll just walk towards JoJo.
Yeah, that's quick.
It's quick day night cycles.
Oh, they are here.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
We found the other area.
Follow us.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, we found the first road story.
Me and Jinxy found a road story.
We found the road story.
We found JoJo at the end.
I don't know.
Yeah, well, JoJo was fine.
They're saying you didn't do shit for that, JoJo.
He was at a beach.
No, I did.
Wait
All right, now you grab somebody
Can you touch that
I'll wait. Wait. How do I do this? Wait, what are we doing?
Who's after my bra? What's going on?
We need one more. Yeah, we need two?
Okay. Oh, no, no, no, you can touch that. You can touch that button.
Whoever's at the top. No, no, no, not the vice.
The button right here.
The button forward. Forward.
Joe, describe my ass.
Is it me? Bro, we don't need to be taller though.
We'll be too tall. No, not there. There's a button.
No!
You can't!
He has to loosen it!
Who's ass am I looking at?
Bro, I'm fucking face-deep in the ground.
I'm not sure I'm not.
Did you see that?
You like what you see?
Did you drop it?
All right, you got it.
You got it.
All right, now go!
Oh, my god.
Now we need to grab it.
Let's go.
All right, same thing.
Come on.
I think I just loosened it.
Hold on.
I don't understand.
Hold on.
It might just drop.
I don't understand.
Hold on.
I don't understand.
If I just drop wait wait wait there was something there was something
And in this time back up somebody grab my ass so I can be taller, please
Yes
Oh wait, I haven't been able to see the item yet
Oh
That might have been a stupid play
No, we go put it in the in one of the other cases
Yo, have you ever done karaoke jakes?
No, but I've always wanted to get drunk and do that. Oh, you know, what's weird is you could have done that
After streamer games, but he didn't go. Mm-hmm. I'll jump out. There was a karaoke there. Yeah, I saw one last left. Let's celebrate
All right, yo, we definitely have to go to that fat ass funnel
You see these two blanket lights on the top that's where we gotta go certainly, right?
No, that's how we're gonna get that staircase lowered once we get the key, right?
I don't think you know
Play now, there's no walkie-talkie bro, and I'm so dead. He can't hear us. He actually can't hear us
It's that like the proximity chest that close
Oh my god, I don't know. I don't know. I actually don't think you can hear you.
Okay, I'm gonna kick a ball at him because maybe that might get him.
What?
Bro, why are you running so we haven't talked? I'm excited. I see it in the distance.
No, but there's three lights up there. You only need two more of these fucking things. Are we sure?
I don't need to be able to get up there.
I mean we should go to the first but like the closest light.
That's quite a big walk.
Oh, I see what you did there. I see what you did there.
I guess you did there.
Hey, stay by the car. Stay by the car.
Wait, what do you mean, stay by the car?
No, but there's three lights. I don't think this is where we need to go.
What do you mean we should go?
I think we should go this way anyway because it's like where else are we gonna fuck it go the other ways the beach
Okay, let's just follow like whatever natural path. There's no natural. Yeah. No, we're gonna natural back
It'll it'll show its way to us
Right here right here at some point. Yeah, there'll be a puzzle over here certainly
As long as we trust in mother nature to guide us. I'm sure we'll make you to our destination
But it was this over here. No right here
Look at the house!
It was drawing a tree over there on that right.
We did lose one person.
And I think that person...
And Gigi said two people to the left, three to the right.
Yeah, I think he's running into that funnel.
Alright, there's some fucking puzzle here.
What the hell is that?
Alright, I'm seeing numbers.
I'm seeing numbers on these.
Oh, he got locked in!
He got locked in!
Oh, never mind. We're good.
What do you mean?
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
What was that?
Oh, no.
Oh, wait.
Okay.
Do I have to close it?
When you close it, it shows the...
Whoa.
What did I say?
Look, you got to hit the button.
First one?
Okay.
It sticks?
Oh, it sticks?
Star?
Okay.
No, we got to remember it.
Wait.
Okay, okay.
Just leave it on the side.
Okay.
Is there like a...
I don't remember what the rest was there's a code though
oh my god it changes every time okay
Backward slash
Yeah, slash backward slash
snowman
Snowman snowman. Yeah, yeah that one
S
Triglesticks, oh fuck this
Fuck is that okay? No, you could I thought that was a window
Triangle 6!
Triangle 1st.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, hit the button.
What the fuck is that?
Oh!
Re-circle!
Nice! Good work, guys!
Well, the role is always being loosened!
Or is it tightening it?
Oh, no, it's not.
I
Feel like jake's you might have gotten ravaged by the wild animals
People bring this back
Oh jakes he's right there wait oh god they're going the wrong way
Where they go oh no dude
Okay, let's put it back in house easy, but well another right there they found him
Yo, that it's definitely down here that's like later game shit
Hi, this is a third one. You only need one.
I mean if y'all go look for the other one, if y'all go look for the other one, I could run this one back.
Yeah, and then I'll just drop it there.
Huts, huts, huts, huts!
Your actor will pick me up like that.
Sorry.
No, yeah, I'm gonna go put this one down and then me and then we just got to get the last one
Yeah, I think you went too far, I don't think that's where we need to go yet
Yo, I saw you said I saw you said I was a sexier in person
That might have been AI I don't oh shit was that like that like Brock
Dude it might have been AI bro. I'm not even gonna lie
No drama to be honest bro when I saw you in person like I did almost pop alone in the Italian restaurant
Yes, can you hold down one of these buttons?
Yes, yes, yes, you need two people to drop these off. Oh
Joe you ever watch anime
Y'all seen some animes
What?
What what what your favorite? I
Don't know I like mob psycho the most of the like three that I've seen
I've never even heard of that mob psycho. Oh
It's fucking cinema dude mob psycho has some fucking fire fight scenes
Wait, what are the other two enemies you watch Joe?
I watched one punch man was the first anime I ever watched
I haven't seen season three because people said it was so trash
I just saw them jump in the distance. I don't know if you saw that um
What else I saw aot I watched
MH8 oh like season 6 and then it became unbearable. I watched like 90
Yeah, that shows fucking Garbo now
Really honestly it's kind of garbo then dude Deku's like the most annoying main character. I think ever
Oh, that kind of moves.
Take that back, bro, c'mon.
Wait, where is Nate?
Yo, Jinxie, Jinxie, I had somebody say that you're kinda like Monoru Manetta.
Who's Monoru Manetta?
Oh, he's a fuckin' great character, man, don't worry about it.
Yeah, that sounded sarcastic.
That, who the hell is that?
They're just retweeting it.
Can I look him up?
Monoru Manetta?
Yeah, he's a little diaper and he's like he is uh, he is like powers that he just shoots out grapes. Oh
Okay, yeah, he is wearing a diaper
No, you're not actually you don't want to be like Minora Minata. He's horrible
This guy looks like a shit stain, bro
Oh my god, he's the word bro. He's like King Gooner. He's horrible. I
I did
Do we all have to hold the button down or what do we have to do? Oh, there's probably four of them
There's two on that side that I think
Yeah, yeah, the button here. I can't even touch this button. Oh
It's a certain order
I
Mine saying yellow strike wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it's all red. I
Think we got a hit it in a certain order
Sorry, did you hit yours?
Yeah, everybody go to their station Boba, how are we supposed to know which to hit?
There's only four buttons, but wait, I think we got to hit it at the same time
Is yours yellow
Yeah
We can all hit ours right now, but once somebody hits there's we can't hit it again. We have to hit it at the same time
Wait, wait, wait, we have data the same time somebody wait no Dante you should count us down in the middle
Okay, everybody
Yeah, we'll be able to we'll be able to go over that bridge
What
I didn't really like it and then I didn't really like anime, but then I watched death note and I
I watched Naruto Shining Jump, Shippuden, most of Shippuden.
You watched all of Noriko?
No, I watched most of Shippuden, not all, but most.
Um, like I watched up to like, I think, all the way through the otachi arc and all the way through the pain arc, and I think after that I kind of disallowed.
Yeah, I played all the games, so I'm just kind of just going off of that.
I think we can take this, and then, yeah, but then we, I think we use this key on this shit.
What come touch that wait wait wait right here right here what are we fucking doing there's a keyhole
I just want you to tell me you can't see if this does something
What the fuck wait wait it's like finding the key
filing the key
Yeah, you need to find all these cuz it's gonna make the keyhole. I know there's a bunch around here
Yo, we need a light source quick. It's getting dark
Grab this real quick chat. What's like the worst anime ever that I could
Yeah, no, there's zero chance we beat this
Yeah, what?
The other ones, I think they're all scattered in this general area though
There you have to just one down there
Yeah, there's one down here other the last two are down here Joe Joe
Yeah, we're fucking speedrunning this shit. Yeah, somebody started timer we're gonna put this on we're gonna put this on speedrunning website
I've got two miscunes, two miscunes, I got a key to get it in the house.
Yo, my whole chat's saying that your favorite anime is Overflow, Jengzy.
I've never watched it. I've never heard of that. What is Overflow?
No, my favorite anime is probably Death Note, bro. I'm not going to lie to you.
Death Note is T.
What is Overflow?
It's like a traditional game. Death Note is T.
That's a gooner anime?
I was just born overflow is literally
and I someone said it's literally just
hand-tied it's just nice nice in fast
time choice JC solid choice I don't watch
that dude I don't know I don't want to go
to the stairs there's a level we get
it easy I really appreciate your
Openness to share things about yourself like that, but how you watch a lot of n times
Yeah, I did okay yeah now we're getting into this conversation. Yes, I've seen
What okay, what have you ever seen
I
Have you been sure of this conversation? Have you ever seen fortnight do it?
So J.C. pretty much no watch for tonight. No, I in high school. I did watch Jonesy and the default
Like runat care on the missing Dante. Oh, we are missing Dante. I
Mean that is kind of like pop knowledge. I'm not gonna lie, but bro
What's the first boner you guys ever gotten your life? Do you remember I was watching James Bond?
You're watching James Bond?
He didn't give me the boner but he was kissing some model.
Oh, so you're watching a statue?
So you got turned on by an old man?
I got turned on by a James Bond? Yeah, I did, yeah.
Yeah, so what? How about you guys?
First boner I ever got was Megan Fox opening the park.
What about Transformers?
I love Transformers.
Remember when Megan Fox opened up the front of the park?
Oh my god, yes.
I
Remember the first time I ever got a boner
But I was gonna say I remember that era. You know you remember that era when you were in like
Like elementary middle school where you just randomly be like hard like all day. Oh, yeah
Yeah, and you'd have to go and then they get you called up you get called up to the front of the class and you're like
Yes, I had Spanish at like seven in the morning and every morning I would get morning
What?
I would do the waistband method.
Just horny as fuck in the Spanish class.
I feel you.
You might have to waistband method.
You're about to have your friends
playing out the waistband method?
Well, I was told my friend, I'm like, dude,
I don't know what to do.
I don't get these boulders.
So you were just catching a tap
and you just walk around?
I would get the tap.
You got to do it. You got to tuck it in.
Tuck it in under your belt.
Yeah, you got to tuck it in.
True.
Yes.
True.
No, but why would I go straight up?
What?
I would put my boulder straight up
and I would peel my pants back
and no one would tell the difference.
I
Will put my hand in my pocket and then it's hold it to the side
Like in public well, no, but like I had to stand up so that's a lot. You know, I want to get into pocket
Well, but so that but like see you just have to wait
What are you holding?
Bro, we gotta do something with this life.
We gotta do something with this life. Be safe!
I
We gotta do something with these sensors.
Yeah, I think it's like a screen, you know?
Yeah, but when I shine the light on it, it like...
Do you see?
Yeah, it's a speaker.
It looks like when you shine a light on it.
Oh, it's not even its place.
Oh, this ain't in Puzzle, then what the fuck is this?
This is distraction.
This password.
Yeah, we gotta keep taking the stairs so we can figure out what this is about.
Oh no, it's just a speaker!
Bro, let's leave.
Holy fuck
You know do you want this? Yeah, I would love it. Thank you
Are you gonna throw that shit in the ocean?
That's it
We might need this
So it's probably yes
You're looking very warm shoes today
Is my ass looking good?
Oh yeah it is.
I'm just a round figure dude.
Where do you think my organs are in my lower half, my upper half, or my head?
I'm saying it's probably all stored right there in your buttocks.
Right on the ass cheeks.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What the fuck?
is this a walkie talkie? wait hit that button again jimsy
which one? which one? which one? oh it's already dead
that's a limit, that's a limit
I'm hitting like a radio
it's like a frequency
Yeah, but I'm on the frequency.
Well that sucks.
But what do I do?
Maybe keep walking and find clues?
I think it literally is just a fucking radio.
You have to go back and match the audio.
Nah, it's just a music box.
There might be something up here.
It's like hard cuz some of the stuff is just like fun little items and then some shits like oh, this is a fucking
Yeah
Have you ever played like a puzzle game, but you should do that you should do an escape room game
And you're not allowed to leave till you get out
Joe, but the thing is bro. I might have like some form of CTE man
You think you would never get out. You saw me playing Simon says right?
Yeah, I watched the clip back of you raising your hands and you didn't even realize like you were out until you fully raised your hands
Bro that should be a next next junko stream lock him in an escape room alone. No chat help. He's in there until he escapes I
Feel like you would start like digging through the wall with a spoon like a prison escape. I
Don't think we go back that way
Hey, this really is a big walk
Isn't the goal of the game just to keep getting higher and higher like it's like
Yeah, I think we want to get off to one of these peaks over here
Yo, you all hear the music I'm jamming out to
trailer I think we might actually be able to get on it right here we love
rollercoaster oh I think you check points
Wow
Oh, yeah, fantastic for that's what it was. Oh, yeah, was it a trailer?
How do you take
We will find and kill you over.
Wait, can you see this?
Genius!
Word to my mother.
Sorry.
Jinxie likes weenie.
I love music.
Seriously guys.
certainly true that's like the spawn area I think we got to go into this blue
tube over here hello hello that means it must be somewhere else that we can hit
them
I'm holding it right now.
I think I'm just broadcasting my voice.
What you doing?
It's a radio station?
No.
I don't think it's connected to walkie-talkie, I think we just need to go into this blue
area we need another key yeah we need stuff
yeah I think this is I think this is a radio station between different parts
to the map. Yeah, like something, something much that's a player. It's the player. No,
this this communicates with another area far away. Yeah, we just don't know what
area. Yo, who wrote that shit? We should send a search bar to that area. And then I
think they have to receive the message and send a message. If you hold the red
button, the blue shit lights up. Yo, shouldn't we go off to that red
Tower
Wait hit that shit, you know that that light goes green up there agent is that what you were saying
Look that light up there is green now when you hold it. Oh, that's where we have to go
But just one of us have to stay down here. Yeah, I think so
You're gonna stay down here we'll radio in
Joe, put me down, bro.
You're gonna walk yourself.
I don't think we missed an area.
That back area is a tutorial room and we have to just go up here.
Spartan kick, Jamesy.
I don't think I'm able to do that.
Okay, don't actually do that. Bro, so the objective is to get to the top of the mountain, right?
to the top of the mountain right I would assume as we progress we get higher and
higher but it looks like we're also gonna go to that yellow tower all the way
fuck over there at some point it's a big walk how much value monetary wise do
you think you've gotten out of this is worth this is worth about 99 cents right
now 99 cents right now 99 cent game the game's lagging the movement's weird
and clump yeah get stuck on rocks continuously the path of where you're
supposed to go is a little clear but gigantic mountains everywhere with random light.
The tutorial only explained how to move, it didn't explain what you're supposed to be doing.
Um, and yeah.
So, 99 cents right now.
99 cent gain.
What about Rainbow 6E?
Mate.
Rainbow.
Well, Rainbow's free, so that should tell you everything you know about this game.
Rainbow's free.
Hey, AJ, can you hear me?
Over.
Yeah, so I got a walkie-talkie over here. Don't know where the other two went. Over.
Agent, Joe is grabbing my wiener mysteriously right now. Agent, over.
Roger that. I'll be right back in my mic. Over.
Agent, we don't know the next objective because this game doesn't really tell you anything. Over.
Roger that. I'll be right back in my mic. Over.
Agent, oh, hold up. Agent, uh, Joe just kicked the walkie-talkie. Over.
I think we gotta go down here.
Fuck.
I have acquired another walkie-talkie. Can you hear me? Over.
Uh, Jixi, can you hear me?
I'm also standing right fucking next to you, so...
So, uh, E.J. and I know you're men in the radio station tower.
It's getting real dark, we have no source of light, and Jixi and I are alone in a ravine. Over.
If Jaycee and I were to starve to death down here, do you think that I should eat his arms or his legs first?
Jaycee, what's your biggest organ?
Probably my penis. I knew you were gonna say that. Two truths and a lie.
Oh
This game's movement is poorly designed. So I'm stuck on a rock again. I think you're just bad at movement, bro
I think that might just be it
Yo, bro, I'm an R6 champion
R6 champion our dude. I tapped into your stream. You're arguing with your chat. They were saying that you're like trash or something
Yeah, that's
Every stream
So they're over yep loud and clear here. Yeah, that's going on
What channel would you happen to be on on your walkie-talkie over I honestly really couldn't tell you
I just picked it up, and I can only left and right click I'm currently walking my way back to the
player area
Okay, just as a walkie-talkie has no idea to use it at all. It's just a lot like here
I'm just wondering what color your walkie-talkie is
Mine's blue
James sees his yellow
I'm lost.
Oh, we got a song.
Wait, I think we're actually going to get the first people off to this fucking tower.
Uh, sorry, uh, my walkie is blue and Jason's is yellow. We are approaching the big red funnel, boss.
I'm going to really tell ya. I have a big button right now, though.
Joe I wanted to ask you like how do you always have these bright red cups like these huge cups?
I only have one it's a bit it's one big red solo cup that I wash
Where do you get it from like the big red up store? I honestly don't know it's one of those
it's one of those things have you ever owned something you don't really remember how you got it
okay yeah I think we're at the top here heading to the top
We're at the top of the Red Tower.
Yo, I have some bad news for you guys that might make you want to potentially give up.
Let me know if you want to hear the good news or the bad news.
The bad news is I am at the Big Red Tower and there are five slots that we need to fill in multiple key spots as well.
So, uh, is this a hard pivot angle, or...
So, do you guys want to continue the big walk, or...
would you guys like to continue the big walk or how many hours is on steam's
refund policy over
Okay, so I'm on the top of the big red funnel right now with Jynxie and there is another
key area with five things that we need to fill that unlocks another key that we
need to engrave to go to the next area is this game chopped or no question mark
I'm not getting anything that they're saying here you get anything that's not
getting nothing that you said to be clear comes only have one person
talk at a time thank you one time at a time no dude please no you can't I lost
the lock he's gone and the lock he's gone I'm running back to the start it's so
Geed's dude this game's probably like nine hours long
Yo, yo, yo
No.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, okay, now let me explain.
All the way up there is another area with five slots
to put shit in another key.
I don't think that.
We're going to be here for 15 hours.
Guys, but you know, it's still like, you know,
so no one's having fun with me, nobody.
Okay, am I having fun?
Yeah, am I having enough fun that I want to go do five
more puzzles that are down at the bottom of the mountain
and then have to carry them all the way up
to then unlock a key to go to another area
to do the same thing, but probably twice the job.
It's about the fucking journey, man.
Yeah, but like, I mean, where's the journey though?
We're going right now.
This game is 10, game is 10 hours.
Wait, how many?
It's 10.
Oh wait, hold up, I think my,
hold up, I think my game's,
oh my God, wait.
I think my game's like it.
I
Okay
Okay, I will say I think that game spun is it fun enough to play well ten hours
That was
And put keys inside of keyhole, I thought it'd be different puzzles brother never just put
It was fun, bro. We don't know we don't know there was mother puzzles
It'll be cool if I then we can fight something or you like see a dragon or something
Like we could do this in real life, bro
It's called geocaching
Yeah, I'm putting this shit on my soundboard
Are we playing among us
What I don't think we got to play among us, but we can play a few I feel like there's better games we can play
I'm down whatever
I move whatever brother if I got a download
Pumble party game. I play scribble. I oh, I play
fucking I
Don't know 2018
Was dude, I hate garter phone I came
I don't know what I'm saying.
Guys, what do you mean refund, bro?
Bro, we're never playing that again.
We are never refunding.
You and I are never playing that again for sure.
Hell no, bro.
Come on.
I'm trying to learn how to uninstall this.
What up guys?
Did you just refund that game?
Yep.
How do you do that?
What's the best?
Go to Steam.
Go to support.
And I think it should be under refund.
You have two hours to do it.
Yo, I think there's a problem of just like,
there was games of friend slop games that were peak,
like for example, peak or repo.
But now there's gonna be like an epidemic
of people just doing that,
where they're just copying and pasting the characters
and just shitting out a game,
and then upcharging for it.
Cause that game is ass.
Like objectively, that game is ass.
I don't think it's ass.
Honestly, I did have fun during that time.
But the reason I was like, we should cut it here
is because it would have gotten a lot more unfun
when we were grabbing the nine fucking Kong ball
that we haven't put into a fucking spot.
I thought it was kind of fun, guys.
Maybe there was like, wow, all of us,
we could progress faster, but yeah, five of us.
So my name is made something.
Production for six years and originated
during the pandemic lockdowns as an experimental virtual hangout
space before evolving into a structured co-op exploration
game.
Yep.
Jinxies hate farming the guac.
I'm crying.
We can spend six years on that.
Six years on that.
And you just went on that shit and caught a trash.
Yep.
Now I feel bad.
And wow.
I mean, Ed's fucking walkers with some shit, man.
I don't know, dude.
Like, bro, there needs to be like monsters or something.
I don't know, bro.
be like sound cues and like agent select. You guys are shitting on big walk and I said
you pay a thousand dollars for you. Yeah, look at that man. We're comparing the 86 of
the big walk. What? Okay, I did not know they spent six years on that game. That means
they were like making this game before the friend slop era, bro. Yeah, exactly.
I think it's good. I think the debt team was really small. That's why like, you know, they don't have like a
1000 man team and I'm like that but I mean not every game has to have like, you know a way to die
Okay, so now what gentlemen we're doing now. What's five now? I
Leading towards among us we just need to get like four people. You could do repo
I mean, I know the other people before it's it's kind of like that
I played repo. I played the fire. I would do I do repo among us scribble. I oh, I play
I mean we can do it but like who we're gonna get
We just get like four people that are like live right now. That would want to play. I mean it'd be
monopoly
Moodle would play
Yeah, I don't know if I've played among us with Muda. I feel like Muda would probably not he wouldn't she?
Muda would be scary in and among us Lobby though.
Let's see. Let's think here, bro. Yo snack snake. Thank you, bro. I found it. Oh my god. Yeah, let's all start our own hardcore Minecraft marathon where we have to beat the elder
Guardian the Ender Dragon the Warden
elder guardian the ender dragon the warden and the wither and we can't and
stream the elder is fucking genius yeah I would throw myself off of a fucking
tower like in Minecraft yeah I could do somebody said birds of war don't I
can't put them on the birds of war bro that's that's that's like dark tack is
that you you've never heard of birds of war bro no i think i'm a hummingbird man
you're a hummingbird it's a okay i want to be right back birds of war is a bird based battle game
that involves birds war and eggs are you sponsored you just say birds of war i i was just talking
about how I'm a hummingbird man.
Yo, Jixie, if me and you ever 1v1 in birds of war,
I think I would actually scale death you.
Probably, bro.
I don't want to be good at birds of war.
Yeah, Joe, you're kind of a fucking loser, bro.
OK, bro.
All right, here we go.
Yo, Jixie, I'd actually scale death you in birds of war.
Oh, my god.
What are you talking about, bro?
Yo, oh, my god.
Don't even get me started, bro.
Yo, what if I was really?
Yo, wait, what is scribble by ode, Joe?
What is that game?
Oh, Scribble IO is really fun Scribble IO you we could get more people for that too Scribble IO
Is a good word you get a word and you have to draw it and everybody else guesses it
It's not you know it's scribble with no E
Scribble dot I have a phobia could be fun back into fast
I'm fucking die instead of yeah, it's like nice. Oh, this is how fast phobia is gonna work
We all go in we all know how it works
I'm gonna measure the temperature and then I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna go it's a gym
That where I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna go
Rick rimes Rick rimes Rick rimes Rick rimes. He's gonna trigger a hot. I'll watch you get decapitated and then I'll run out
Yeah fast phobia, I'm not gonna lie the first time I played that game
I had wanted to explode like I had no idea what I was even doing I played it twice
I like kind of understand it
But yeah, you have to like know what the fuck's going on in fast with Pobia
Bro, I'm so down to rip scribble. I oh, I'm not trying to lean people
I mean, I'm not for scribble. That'd be cool. Well, like we can't lead the code or nothing
What is it though? Like scribble IO is just a browser game
Where you draw shit and guess what the other person is drawing and whoever has the most points wins
Yo, when I search up scribbled is just says this site can't be reached bro. Motherfucker
say bro. Just look up scribble, but don't actually type I just look up scribbles s K R I
BBL.io. You just said BBL. Okay, here it is scribbled.io right here. I'm not back here
to this. Is this not just literally garlic phone though, bro, but garlic phone, you're
just trying to draw shit. That's funny. And you're you're usually not drawing shit. That's
funny. This one, like you're actually like trying to draw an object that you want people
to guess this one. I'm down. I'm going to go. We can do both scribble, scribble low and
I'm down to do that. It's literally Pictionary. Yeah, it's kind of like it's basically
just online Pictionary. That's what I said. I didn't hear that. I'm sorry. Okay.
All right, y'all I'm gonna go run to the bathroom real quick
Okay, yeah, the dribble
All right, hold up
You know fan, okay, Rach and B. Bam mox. Thank you to thousands buddies jam flame milk flame
Can't think of a three Anna and Jared for the sub. Uh, it's sova a pet Jekyll
Time Flynn official drew mason mace. I'll do scroll Louise Gavin just big
PJ Mars MC dread and true dude. We could I could air the idea of Jack box
Let me go let me go pass and then I'll air that to them
Oh
I'm not saying it's a bad game.
I just don't think it's a good 10 hour stream game.
Okay.
But listen, we could also rip Jackbox.
Oh, five fucking hate that box, bro.
Bro, you want to play like Trudy a murder party or.
No, bro, because everyone like everyone said it's fun and I
played it.
I don't think it's a bad game.
like everyone says it's fun and I play it and it is trash.
I can't stand that marks.
Oh, I don't know.
The game itself blows.
You know what else blows?
What else blows?
Yo, you guys ready?
Yo, Joe, can you host a lobby?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll do it.
OK, now I just hit play and now I'm playing with like
Rando's.
How do I fucking host a lobby?
You got a great private room.
I think he sends a link or something like that.
I'll send you an invite link.
Oh, my god.
We bring Liars Bar back or what, guys?
Liars Bar.
Yeah, I can't wait for that.
Yeah, Liars Bar, when you play the pig, bro,
and you have to shoot yourself, and he goes,
oh, it's just like AI.
Yeah, that's nice.
Yeah.
I
Guys do not leak. Oh Jinx. He's definitely trying to hear this. Oh my god, is it him?
What are you eating?
sushi
Yo, I I sent the link
You can change the game category it's for the lio because I can't yeah
Yeah. I'm in here. Okay. I'm uh let's go. I'm here. Yo guys, how about we all connect
our racing wheels and play Forza Horizon 8. Roussus take it for the 5k base bro. Actually
I do want to do that one day. I was going to say we should get a lobby like eight
people to do like driving wheel racing games. Hell yeah, just let me know man. I mean, how
much is a driving wheel racing game? Now all you gotta do is get a sit magic sponsorship
I just never said up because it's too much.
Oh, I got a whole rig and it's too much.
Oh, not saying.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's like three plus.
No, no, no, no.
It's like three plus.
I don't think it's.
When you join the link.
Send the link.
Who wants to join the link?
You know, it's just that you're not going to get a hit
with a little bit of a bad guy,
but you're not going to get a hit with a little bit of a
Who wants to join us in the link?
I don't play when I join the link.
Okay, back.
All right, I'm ready whenever you want to.
All right, I think I joined.
Wait, can I have a show?
Oh, no, I don't have a show.
It's Pictionary.
Yeah.
You can show now.
Yeah, you have infinite gases.
Start, start, start.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't think I can show.
Okay.
No, you can show screen.
You're cheating.
Don't tell us what it is.
Where the fuck did my game go?
What?
All right, bro, you can't already guess in the word.
He hasn't even fucking picked.
Why are we guessing?
The American.
Yeah.
Four little letters.
I got to draw that?
You just picked the word.
Oh, OK.
What the fuck?
Hold on, hold on.
All right, I don't really know how else to do that.
Hold on just give me a minute just wait guys. Is it a black guy?
I mean, oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm like
Hold on
No
Where's hats hold on E?
I'm no idea what this is. Okay, just wait just guys wait. Yo, you know, you know, you know, you know
seconds
Yeah, you can't know you can't spell out you can't spell out words
Shay that's not like it. That's not like a giveaway
Wait, wait, I can give him a wife to hold up a wife. He has a wife very famous
Yes, I got it a black guy with a wife that wears hats fuck
I'm not going to be like a top
hat.
It's a broken booklet from it.
Right.
Okay.
This is fun.
He has a wife and it's Beyonce.
Yes.
I said you have to wait.
Yeah.
You could just pull like a word again.
Who's drawing?
Okay.
is not dizzy guys.
The four letter word.
Maybe it's Tupac.
Dante, Dante, Dante.
He's thinking.
Dante, you want to, you want to bust
the draw?
No, time's ticking, man.
Fuck.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I just, I just got the way.
What am I drawing?
You're the drawer.
Yeah, bro.
What the hell is that?
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, the line, obviously.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, shoot.
Looks like a water slide, or like,
I already guess male.
Of course you did.
Oh, the hills shall of the hills.
This is looking even worse than before.
You fucking stink.
I literally stepped away from my desk.
Just like fucking Florida.
What are you making bro?
Bro, I need to.
Oh my God.
You're just, you're something special.
bro what is going on oh my god hold on how much time do I have something fucking five seconds
oh my god okay there i got what
there you go don't date there you go
that was the worst guy you baby absolute worst
that was the worst i had no time i had no time i stepped away i stepped away
That was bad, bro, that was what we got seven seven. I got these guys
Six seven sorry
Not sorry, but I want to have it again. Why would it be log Dante? It's seven letters. Oh my god
I just realized that okay got it
Wait, this looks oh wait. I might know this. Yeah, I know this
Yeah
Okay, that was actually a good drawing like actually wait wait, I need to draw again, bro. That's not fair. I need to draw again
I wasn't right. Yeah, you're it was
12 rounds. He was number one. Hey, what's number one?
Hey, okay, it's eight letters. Who's drawing this me got it. Oh
Let's go. You know what not bad, baby. Not bad
Like that
Jain see you don't use
He's your mom, bro. Come on screen, bro. What's on the screen? Jain see high-fives feed Jain see the answer. Come on, brother
What
One I don't know what are you doing?
I got a good one.
You know, I'm not gonna have
those 96 man 98 back up in Florida.
Please put them back up, please.
Brother for that.
The game system is good.
I just wasn't locked in on that.
For that game system is good.
That looks like a room for what?
Oh got it.
Butterfly.
What's it called?
Um.
Why would it be bug it's nine
Oh my god, what is that called?
Oh wait, I think I know.
Now you know.
Fuck!
What?
I have a lot to do to stay here.
I'm just writing shit, bro.
I'm not thinking too hard about it.
Um, what?
A.
All right.
It has an A.
The pincers look bad.
That's not.
Insers.
What the hell?
I don't know what the hell that's a beetle,
but it's not a beetle.
I'm gonna draw a second version under he
Joe what's going on? Yeah, what is what are we looking at right now?
Joe what the hell?
Joe what the fuck is this bro? I'm gonna be honest. I'm very very
You're not getting no points for this
Oh
Okay, I drew eight likes on the second one. Oh true actually true. Yo
Yo, Joe. All right. I got this way notice, bro
Spiders have eight and insects have six. So you see no that man. I got this back. Is it not?
No, it's not bro. It's literally not
Open the fucking schools up in New Jersey. I'll tell you guess guys from the words nine letters
I'm screen is locked in I got this
Guys give it time give it time give it time
Hey, bro. Hey, I tell you time bro. Don't take too much time, bro. I
Really don't know how to like symbolize this
You really got to focus on like what I'm doing. Oh, you know what I
Don't know how else to symbolize this
like I don't how does that look like that how do you smell that word I don't
think that's it
ah what hold on no that's not it's not that it can't be it can't be I don't
like with what the hell is on a person see you in or sorry see blink blink see
Oh, oh, and what I'm sorry, what was that one?
See like I'm like see how I'm like you see what I'm doing you see what I'm doing to it
You're touching a flower
No guys, it's not a flower, like use your head!
That is not corn!
That is not a flower!
That is corn!
You can't even buy a correct one!
You said this when you need it!
You can't even buy a correct one!
You're gonna be fucked with fucking shit!
You literally could have just drawn corn, bro.
Am I out of line here?
Like I think that was on you guys.
Oh, it's five and then five.
That was the worst fucking corn I've ever seen in my life.
No, you guys were locked down to being a flower and it wasn't.
the issue well it looked like a fucking flower bro bro but I'm showing myself
I know what it is. Bro you pick flowers. What?
There you go. Good shit boy. Good shit boy. What?
What? What the hell?
I don't really know what more to do. I feel like this is obvious. I don't know.
What do you mean it's obvious? It's obvious. What the hell?
here now about to make a kill in his room
what a sad face
I guess I guess I guess now it's a power plant it's a fucking
shield dude you just do a react to a fucking erupting bro
you do a reactor brother it's yes the smoke that comes out the shit man
i'm in dead last fuck yeah we're gonna go on the corn field drawing
I really didn't do you justice.
McDonald's.
Oh no, it's okay.
I see.
Oh my god, duck.
Yes.
What?
Yes.
Y'all are cheating.
No, no, I knew this one.
I knew this.
I knew this one.
This is not cheating.
I know this.
Whoever did this, good shit.
Good shit.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
I knew this one.
Yes.
OK, I'm getting some points back now.
Here we go.
I didn't know what I was looking at I thought it was a logo. All right agent lock in when you draw this agent lock in
First I did I thought it was a logo. Don't got me
Already know what the word is agent is a smart cookie, man. I'm not gonna lie
Okay, four it's four. Okay, four more points for drawing longer words. Yeah, how do you feel something? Oh
Horn rock
Joe how would that be his it's yellow. I should I did this oh my god. I know what it is. I know what it is
Oh
I smell it
Got your bro. Got your bro
that looks like eggs oh I get it wow it yo I get it yeah that's a good drawing
that was good that was good that was good is that a good drawing next to it
I was like a spatula 11 my god Joe and with Joe's artistic talent this is about to be
I
What cheeks that was angelic bro, I was angelic
Yeah, the hell is dad. Oh, thank you. It looks like
Come on, it looks like a lizard man looks like a lizard, bro. Come on. I mean, yeah
It's a
No one's gonna get are you are you done?
So it's multiple snakes on a hill
Oh, I know what it is
Bang
You talk faster than me. Hey, no arrows
I can do an arrow
You might go write the word.
I can write the word, but what?
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, man.
I feel like that was interesting.
What the fuck?
It's in that point of the mountain area.
And I pointed the rattle.
It's a snake.
What are we talking about?
It's a lizard.
It's literally a snake.
The mountain added nothing to that, though.
I didn't like to scream.
nothing to that though I didn't like to screw me off.
I was trying to give you a vibe of the environment.
It's not in the rainforest.
All right guys, just bear with me here.
I'm not a good artist, just bear with what I'm doing.
OK.
Bear with me, bear with me.
You'll see in a moment.
Yo guys, how do you make it full screen?
How do I make it full?
Use the bucket, bro.
Zoom in, zoom in.
Fucking full coloring it in.
You're all coming in whenever you're ready to start.
There we go, there we go.
All right, now lock in.
Got it.
What?
How?
Maybe because, bro, this is what I'm not going to tell you are, but I think he might be cheating.
Jodrell, how did you get that?
I didn't even know that you were cheating.
Okay, fine, okay, fine, I'll tell you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, I explain afterwards.
Got it.
Okay, Joe got it.
Joe got it.
Bro, that is if those are waves, Janksie, I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna preach.
Joe, I'm not artistic, bro.
I'm taking them to a point.
No, no, no, no, no.
See we waves, waves or not, or not the way, bro.
It's okay, it's okay, it's fucking point.
There's no way.
The way that I got it was I was obviously in the ocean and then he went like green.
So I just get strapped.
The strapped is, first of all, Jojo's cheating.
How the fuck did you get CW before he got you?
No, I was thinking that was all I had to say.
I was talking to you.
That was a little whack.
That was a little whack, bro.
Guys, think.
What is this game?
Yo, actually got it.
What is this game?
I don't know.
That's something Moody with that.
Something Moody with that.
I've heard him say that many times.
Well, you know what?
I have a lot of attention.
What is this?
What is this game?
Okay, who's drawing?
It's like this isn't a combination.
Hold on.
wait what is the wait bro this is try oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh come on come on
yo yo yes yo yo thank oh thank though like like you're like hot like hot wait
My guess my guess is not
Yeah, yeah Jojo Jojo Jojo Jojo
Mommy
My shit's hot um yes, I don't know a word that and what?
Yes, there we go
Wait, how was my guess hot? What? Oh god. It's okay. Hold on. Let me make let me draw like a come on, bro
help something help
I don't know
eggs
yo just
those are guys
mech
just draw a fucking flag
just draw
oh my god
guys I'm being creative
dude
I'm done
I quit
bro just draw
did you
Did you fuck with me?
Being creative!
Oh my god, all countries have a fucking border, bro.
Yeah, it was fucking boring.
But it was, it gave Mexico color grade.
BANG!
Oh, Joe's gotta be cheating.
Right, Jinxie?
Joe's gotta be cheating, bro. What the fleek?
I mean, I'm not ruling that out.
How the hell did he get that?
I'm no idea even what I'm looking at.
It's a river with yellow dots to the side of it.
OK, I got it.
This is very chilling.
How about a bro?
What?
Oh, I actually know what I actually know this.
This is so this is actually a really good drawing, guys.
Thank God.
That is a good drawing, guys, honestly.
All right.
Hey, honestly, that's all.
Yeah, bro.
The Joe Bart comeback is in fucking force.
I fell off game last four.
I fell off.
I literally fell off.
I'm coming back to you guys.
I'm coming back.
Three letters.
Three letters. Oh got it
What what the hell bro what you got slow
It's three letters, bro. Come on. I'm coming back
Bro, I saw see blink blink
because I'm trying to do this fast.
It's possible to get points.
You are good at guessing.
You are not good at drawing.
I'm going to be honest.
Joe, lock in.
Your drawing is axed.
Five letters, bro.
Five letter word.
What's a five letter word that I know?
Okay, it's shapes.
Oh, I think I know.
Arrows are kind of OP.
I'm not going to lie to you.
This is it, bro.
Arrows are OP.
Oh, my God.
I know I know that's not a bad draw. This is like totally fair for me to arrow here
Yeah, I guess I mean, yeah, okay. That's fair
Not this is a fair arrow. I agree. That's a fair arrow. Yeah, it is. It's like what do you mean for this arrow?
That's fair. What else would I draw for that word like this?
Water you know
I think this is
Yeah, you're cheating did
Same draw
This is actually a contest where as Garthic phone is literally just
Yeah
Because it's like I'm just gonna write the same fucking drawing of life
I'm actually gonna lock in
Yo
Come on are you fucking serious?
Yeah, you got to pick a harder word that's part of the skill.
No, it's the words.
Yeah, the fastest one.
I have to read something.
I know what you're picking different words.
Eight.
I said that was custom custom.
No, Joe.
Joe.
No.
Why?
Yo, it's eight little words.
And look at that thing.
Yeah, I'm not.
OK, I'm watching you.
What are you looking at?
Come on.
Yo, we're not going to freeze past that.
Yeah, now what do you think?
Bro, my chat's in evil only.
My chat's in evil only.
Yeah, my chat's in evil only.
Baseball, what's your baseball bat?
My chat's also in evil only.
Four of them three.
Oh, I'm not going to lie, guys.
I'm not a fucked up.
I
Let me cook why let me cook let me cook let me cook let me cook
Oh, I know
Bro it can't be rocket ship. I mean
What the fuck is this um
Wait, I know it. I know it. Oh my god. I think I know it
What
What the fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, like I know it like this is like a NASA rocket ship below.
But like we like it's not even that huge.
There you go. Thank you.
Got to arrow it.
You got to look at the hit letters to the hit letters help so much.
Yeah, bro. Yeah, look at that. You know what I'm saying? I tried
What the fuck is that?
Fire? Fuck. Like
Oh, bro
It's hard, bro. It was a hard one. Like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I guess it's off. I guess it's off. Wait, don't even move
He said it gave you a point.
I guess it's off. I guess it's left off. No, like two minutes ago. Oh my god
Fuck, dude.
Four letters.
I know what this is.
Let's find words.
This is interesting.
I actually don't know what this
is.
Oh, I know, I know, I know.
Wait, I'm getting good now.
Try not to lock it in.
Come on.
Yes.
What?
Joe, I'm coming for that.
Ah, boy.
What are you guys doing?
I'm 300 points ahead right now.
I would have a lot of words
to go though.
A lot of words to go though.
a lot of words to go though.
A lot of words to go.
That is true.
That is a good drawing.
I like this drawing.
That's a really good addition to it.
I know what it is, but what the fuck is the word?
Yo, instead of, what the fuck do I do?
Barbara Be honest, adding the top,
like adding the 75 doesn't even help.
Like, you don't even, you all don't need a handbag.
Some only, we're going to eat it all now.
No, you have to get that.
I put synth in a chain.
You're close.
I type venti, bro.
This is the size of play among us.
Nigga said, yo, you dumb fuck.
It looks like a fucking letter.
You dumb bitch.
Bro, that was a good joke.
I'm not gonna lie.
10, okay.
Come on, what?
10 letters?
10 words, dumb ass.
10, it's a person.
It is a person.
Okay.
Who is carrying something?
It's a person carrying a triangle.
Ooh, wait, maybe just triangle.
It's a person carrying a triangle a person carrying a triangle okay now there's a baby
behind him a fat baby a fat person be Santa Claus a fat baby a fat man another triangle
a triangle with an eye.
Illuminati, Illuminati.
Bro, Jesus, how the fuck did you say it first and type it in?
Why would you say that?
Wow.
Am I spelling it wrong?
You had to think you said it first and type it in.
Illuminate.
Yeah, no shit, dumb fuck.
Yo, what stopped you from just drawing the fucking triangle with the eye, bro?
Like literally.
in my head first I was thinking of like
what you meant to me, huh?
You said this like check, you dick rodin'.
What the fuck are you saying?
Damn this is as long as I shut up,
I'm not even gonna do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Rod, dick rod, dick rodin'.
That's lucky.
The fact that you got a three letter word
and we ain't been able to guess it.
What?
I don't, I wish I fucking knew.
I don't, I'm not gonna use the arrow.
Figure it out.
I'm oh my god this is a Roy toy your agent how would this be a toy man like I
mean I don't fucking know because it's not the best drawing I mean Chad I could
do the emote but I'd be a grind
Come on
I don't know. Hey man bounce back right here
I have five letters. Yeah, it seems actually fun. I like this more than dark. Thank I'm not
Well, I think what it is
I
Know I know I know let's go. Hey, let's go. That's a good one. This is a good one
Well, I know it is it is wanting to his neck
It's not the neck it's
He's funny at his shoulders
What do you mean?
Slump?
What do you mean?
Stump?
Stop.
Jaycee.
What is he doing Jaycee?
What is he doing?
Truck.
Nice.
Yes, I love you.
I'll blow you.
It's alright man.
I appreciate it.
Wait a minute.
Alright, we gotta actually accomplish all of you here.
This is sweaty.
Alright guys, this is, I might have been off more than I can chew.
Just walk with me here.
Yeah, Joe's like over there sweating. Joe tsunami's got six letters, bro. I'm just I'm ripping gasses right now
World Cup World Cup World Cup trophy
Nice job, I'm not gonna lie
Yo, Joe no
Is that right?
Yes, sir.
No, I'm not.
No, no.
No.
Calamari.
No.
That's it.
That's the truth.
I'm bro.
That's it.
No, no, no.
No.
It's an orange.
And it being orange.
Orange is confusing with the shape, they are, they're mythical beat,
they're octopus squared alien.
I'm bad.
Yeah, I wouldn't have like that.
I wouldn't have like that like that was a crack it is one lie. Don't I don't know what a crack
No, it's a big squid
Oh my god, how long have I been muted bro
I've been talking this whole time I said you can PC try said the shape of it was good. Oh my god
I was sitting here going down. I'm just getting dubbed by these motherfuckers
Agent agent shit. I've been talking this whole time. Oh my god. I had some fire guesses
No, you did that's crazy agent. He's cheating. I feel like it's a joke. I'm telling you I'm not cheating
I'm telling you I'm not saying they were good ass guesses. Okay. You want to be here, bro? Be honest, okay
Okay, it's like a pot or a pan
It's like a pot on an oven a pot on a
I know just say that it's kids but if I put my tongue bro. Oh, I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta got it
No, it's
I'm not. Yeah, I'm I'm not.
Bro, that's what it can't be.
It can't be boiling. Yeah. Uh
can't. Boiling. It can't be
the world. It sure can be
that. It can't be boiling
because the first one was
boiled. What's the? Where's
You fucking jackass, what the hell is that?
You do a bunch of rocks in a fucking pan, they call it a pan.
That was a fucking egg.
No way.
Then got it.
Let's go.
Fuck.
I don't call it that.
I feel like I was talking so much shit.
I'm locked in this game.
Yeah, we gotta do a fucking PC check.
We gotta do a fucking PC check, man.
He getting the first every single time.
Bro, Kraken was a good drawing.
I didn't like the color of orange,
but like when he drew the bulbous fucking octopus head,
I was like, it's a Kraken.
Come on, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, it was hard.
I mean, like, this is going to be hard to do.
What have I done, red?
I don't know.
Maybe purple or like a darker color.
Oh, okay, that's fair.
This.
Hmm.
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is he holding up?
Oh, you know what? I know what this is.
Bah!
Fast.
Boom.
I think I got it. Joe got it.
What? That's a good drawing.
You like it? You like it?
I don't know. That's a good drawing, no.
I know writing is cheating, but like for that I have to.
I don't think writing is, I think writing the word is cheating.
I think if it's like you're writing that out, that's not bad.
I made him like angry. I made him like angry. Not bad kid. Come on. This is just 2600 points.
I got to lock in. Crazy. Oh, penis. Wait, wait, got it. Bang. Literally, bro. Hey,
Hey, they should draw eight legs.
Bro, unlike somebody earlier, Joe Bart.
I would, bro.
OK, but tarantula is harder to get than fucking spider.
All right, bro.
I'm doing bad to it, no.
Bye.
Black is in High.
I have bragging today.
I'm bragging.
All right, come on.
What is that?
It's like a.
I know.
Oh.
Oh, oh.
I don't want to guess male.
No.
It's like, what is that envelope?
No. No.
When you look at it, you look at post.
No, is this the you look at and you ship it?
Oh, what the fuck up?
It's not a stamp.
Yeah, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, we got 30 seconds here.
Yeah, bro.
Well, OK, well, honestly,
Like that wasn't even bad
It's a logo it's a logo it's a logo
So lucky so lucky. It's a logo a logo. What thank you agent. What?
Bro, you were from red not a little what the fuck what is that fucking us PS
Oh my god.
Nice.
What?
What the fuck?
No!
How the fuck you draw email, bro?
I don't know.
No, but you said it's a logo.
Yeah, Gmail.
Gmail, but it's email.
The word's not.
Oh, boy, that was kind of shit.
That was shit.
Okay, what do you use to write emails?
Where do you use fucking Gmail?
I don't know.
I like drawing.
It drawings fun.
I like guessing.
Oh, oh, oh.
I like drawing.
It drawings fun.
I like guessing.
Oh, oh, oh.
I like drawing.
Oh, it's definitely a road.
It's definitely a road.
Oh my god.
No way.
Is that like a cart of milk?
OK, this is actually confusing.
It's like a city, I guess.
A road going into this.
Oh, that's good!
Huh?
He is the first one what the or the second letter for the second word the fuck
Bro, what?
I can't remember bro AEI oh you
I
What the fuck is this gas?
Bro, oh my god, I know it. I know it. I know it. I know it. Yeah, what?
Please this is as good as I can do wrong trying so I am not knowing what the fuck
Yeah, I love Vegas. I do the
spear. I do the Eiffel Tower.
Yeah, when you do that, that's
okay. How do you say I'm home?
All right. Come on. Four, four,
four, four.
It's not just like a plane, a
table.
Nice. Nice. Nice.
Oh, oh, oh, damn, tell your fucking fast, bro.
God damn it.
Let's do it.
This led to it.
We chose struggling here.
Oh, you got to get it now.
What is that?
I'm the one that's drawing it.
I'm drawing it.
Agent dude.
OK.
Agent lock in.
This is the most obvious drawing ever.
I'm just going to go on, bro.
Agent have to lock in.
Agent, bro.
Agent.
No.
Oh my god, you thought that was a sub sandwich
Yeah, yo, I got one more I got one more
Well, you can use custom words wait what where it says there's there's like a checkbox to say use custom words only oh
Caviar a game of the like dude. I think I'm on intelligent second last I think you're gonna choose what word you want to draw
Oh
God five letters GC drawing. Get ready guys. Give me a doozy. The fuck is that supposed to mean bro?
Come on. You're in me brothers gonna be tough the Sun. Oh
Got it
Locked in baby
Yo, it's like
Joe
Sorry, I'm trying bro. I don't know you pick the word night like that was oh my gosh
Like you you wrote out the word night
No
Well, not six letter word. Okay. Okay. Yeah, six letters. All right. It looks like this game is so fun
I put a blank straights, bro
Right, okay, it's a car
In a car, baby
No, you're doing a rock. Patrick the star
Got it. Yes
What it makes okay, okay, okay
Oh, you know what? Oh my god
Yeah
Fire
Bro, I don't know a word I want to do
Dude, this is I know I got fucking impossible words
Wait, I can't take your word dude
Known to fucking man, bro
You saw I got three did it not let you no no no it no no I did but like it was like the words aren't
hard, bro
Okay, blue circle.
Close the good guys.
Oh, no, no.
I'm like, I'm gonna get it.
Come on, dude.
I'm playing it.
Oh my god.
Damn it, you're drawing it wrong.
I looked it up, Jackass.
I know I can turn up Uranus.
That's how Uranus works.
I'm pretty sure he's going to run.
Wait, I thought that was Saturn.
I'm sorry. No. No. No. No.
Saturn has the rings. Well,
rings, bro. Yeah, Joe. Screw
you. That is not. That is not
your own rings. Your reign.
Sorry. I tried my best
whatever. Okay. You got it.
It's a I had a head of a person.
Oh
Okay, it's a person for sure a person a pigeon why does this person have a beat have the longest neck ever?
Is it someone in the Illuminati? Maybe it's one of the people at Bohemian Grove. What is this?
What are you talking about?
That's a beat. Does anybody else see the beach? Okay? No, no, no, no, okay?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, is he having a
Person have a beat
What is this? I don't I don't know
You just like the drawing. I'm just like an agent. I'm gonna be honest if no one's gotten it. It's a bad
Okay, what is this?
Nick
Skin Adams Apple bowtie. I already got all that yo
You're not making it any better is that a zoom in?
What the hell is going on?
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Why do you put agent to retire?
You have to retire.
You have your colors!
It's out of the chain or a fucking mess!
Why do we have colors to work with?
You should have did like gold or something, man.
What the hell?
Staircase. Staircase.
It's not this game.
I don't know. I don't know.
It stares with smoke going down
it. Got it. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Joe. That's a good
drawing. That's a good drawing.
I did. I just was doing it.
There's nothing else you could
do. I was literally doing it
I like that one Joe. Thank you.
All right, let's thank you.
Bro, you ever own a Slinky and it gets like a kink in it and then it doesn't work anymore
like ever?
Yeah.
I hate that shit.
I was disheartening.
It was a child.
It was, bro.
It's inflating even.
I come back to you.
I need tax for this one.
Just give me a minute.
Thai letter word.
What?
I am insane.
What does that say stomping stomping stomping stomping stomping stomping stomping and then
Jinxy. Stop it. Oh, pretty good. Right?
Oh, I stopped out of my foot, man. God damn it.
What happened? Oh, I dropped a bottle on my foot. A glass bottle.
A glass bottle? Yeah, it's okay. I'm good. I'm good. I had a flip flop. That's what they're used for.
That's one all night.
Thanks, chat.
Oh, I'm back and I'm better than ever been.
I'm back and I'm better than ever, Gini.
Bang.
The headlighter really helps there.
Yeah, the headlighter did help a lot.
JoJo losing points.
Oh my God, bro.
He's making me speak.
Losing points.
Yeah, boy.
Oh, nice.
So much agent PC.
Yo, I swear, man, even game right now.
Eight, it's eight letters.
One word.
Is that a penis?
What's up?
Oh, it's definitely a.
Wow.
Look, how do you fucking?
Yeah, I couldn't spell that shit. I couldn't spell that shit bro. I mean, you know, I'm pretty good at trash go low key. It's, you know, history solid.
I didn't know how to spell that one. Hey, okay. Oh, a boat. A suit. A bottle suit. Oh, dude. Oh my god.
I knew this is this is a top game for me. Holy. Holy shit. Oh yeah.
Damn I just I get it in like five seconds and I just get last. Wow. It's a sweaty lobby.
I'm gonna do this. Wait what? No this is a sweaty lobby. Holy shit. I just picked a hard one.
I got more than five seconds, I got less.
My God, sweaty lobby.
All right.
Oh, oh, it's like, okay.
It's like, oh, wait, number 12.
Wait, how?
Oh my God, I know this.
I know number 12.
God damn it.
I know this too.
God damn it.
I don't know what this is.
I don't understand the goat.
I can't say it.
I
Bro, I'm trying to help Dante bro
And bro agents Canadian he don't watch the sport
Way back in the 90s man Congrats, man, how do you again bro 42 and bring all this shit taking time the same age man. Yeah, I know
I'm just trying to call you old
is old man. That's true.
Hmm. Oh, Xbox.
What? Let's go. Let's go. What? What? Let's go.
Huh?
Here, hold up. Yeah, I don't know what else to do. I don't know what else to do.
I was thinking Xbox Microsoft and I was just thrust.
Yeah, I couldn't get a controller chat but I feel like they just get confused.
Mountain peak paper table book.
Why did I say that?
Why did I say that out loud though that you said that out loud?
Oh my God.
Yeah, that do you help.
Dude, I'm getting the part in.
I said that out loud and I still got third.
Okay, ooh, this is going to be hard.
Four out of six?
Into a six letter word.
Hmm.
Uh-oh.
it's someone wearing a hat is that all you're gonna fucking draw man no bro can
I get there damn ho bro I don't know did you mean to do that yes this does
look like a KKK member. Oh my God. Wait. Oh my God. I know this. I know this. I know
this. Wait. I don't know the first part. Bro, but like, how are you guys faster every time?
Like the Slavius. You gotta get your typing skills up. At first I thought that was Patrick.
Bro, that really, that really, you really just made it look like a KKK member for the
I
Said everybody got it. Yeah
Well, you know what I was trying to you know challenge myself man a little bit. You know, this is actually impossible
No, do the hardest word.
Okay, this is a very hard word, dude.
Eight letters.
Whoa, I didn't pick this word.
What the fuck?
Okay.
I don't know, do something.
I don't know.
Stay in breeze.
Hey, man, one minute left, agent.
One minute left, by the way, bro.
What the heck?
Yo!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my god, I know this.
I know this.
I literally don't know what else to do, bro.
It's a football club.
Wait, what?
Oh, my god.
Dante, what the fuck, Dante?
Well, I mean, look at it, bro.
Wait, no, this is where these elemental charts.
What's that?
What is it fucking called?
It's on the elemental chart.
I don't know which one it is, though.
What do you mean, oh, and then giggle, man.
Fuck you.
Well, what's the funny element you've ever
heard of with the letter N?
I thought it was a periodic table.
Nate, me too, S.
Wait, hold up.
It's my favorite element.
I don't fucking know.
It's hard for me.
I fixed it.
I know it's an elemental chart, but I don't know what it is.
No, I didn't!
Bro, I don't know what else to do, man.
I thought it was Napoleon the football club for a minute.
Yeah, you were so confident it was that.
And this is an advice.
How the fuck do you show nitrogen though, realistically?
Yeah, honestly, that's the only way you can do it.
Do-do-do-do.
All right, it's a person.
Seven letters.
It's a person with a hair or a hat.
No, I know this.
I know this.
I'm a fucking bulldog.
The star was a good time.
I'm a fucking bulldog.
Finally I got four.
I'm so far.
Dead last.
All right boys.
You guys want to play another.
All right, man
Yeah, I'm sorry a big walk wasn't the most hyper game of all time, but
Well, what was your guys thoughts on the game what was your guys thought I thought that hour was fun
Like I could make us bantering a video for like a bit
Just like chop it. It was it was I think it would be like it's like relax fun. There's no real. Yeah
It's just like more stuff to be happening. Yeah
Yeah, I feel like the first hour was good, but then the next hour looked rough the next hour
Yeah, absolutely
Good plan with y'all man
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We're in the bunny costume after beat FNAF 2.
And we're in the bunny costume, obviously,
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The 19th, we're doing React Day, as well as the charity
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No.
What is the name of the charity we're doing?
I literally just said it at the beginning of stream.
No, it's not F cancer.
It's ACS, ACS, American Cancer Society.
Talk about saying.
We're doing that the 19th.
Match your chat stones up to 10K.
Then I'm gone for four days, the 20th to the 23rd.
We're back the 24th, grinding out for like a week straight.
We'll do the Long John Silver's review
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And then we'll switch back to our summer
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Probably last week of August or like mid last week of August.
But yeah, I appreciate y'all, hope you had fun.
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