Go for it!
I'm going to go to the gym.
Hello everybody.
How's everybody doing on this fan fucking
task stick Saturday. Everybody chat. We're actually
live early today. We're live early today.
Today, I woke up and I said, I'm just going to go live, so now we're here, and we're going
to be doing a few things.
Number one, we're playing a game called Anomaly Bar, or Anomaly Bar, Anomaly Bar.
I don't know how to, I don't know how to say it.
It's a game where you're a gorilla that runs a bar and you have to determine which
animals are actually humans posing as animals.
So I think it's a horror game. Is it a horror game? I don't know.
Maybe it's a mixture of the two. It's like an anomaly horror.
I'm a gorilla and I'm like serving a buffalo and it turns out
the buffalo is actually human in a buffalo suit and I have to
kill them. That's the premise of the game. We're starting
out with that. After which we might do other random shit
depends how long that game takes. And then we have the
last active matter sponsor that we're doing. Which is two hours. So it might just be Animal E Bar and
Active Matter today. It might be Animal E Bar, other random shit, and then Active Matter. I don't
really know. But it's the last Active Matter sponsor we have tomorrow. Full react day at one EST. Full
react day. Another one. Haven't done a full react day since yesterday, but before then it was
a while prior. So another full react day on Sunday. Monday, we're going to be doing a Deji
Bro Vee Bro. I believe probably around 3,330. But me and him are going to be going against
each other in a variety of random slop games. Trackmania, Straftat, Gangbeats, Goofy Gorillas,
Roblox Spelling Bee, Fortnite Guess Who, Spy Party and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Tuesday horror games roblox with steak Wednesday random reacts for like two hours at like 11 in the morning and then I'm gone the first of the 5th of October. I'm back the 6th reacts games son not Sunday the 7th.
We're starting GTA 5 story mode. We're going to play it twice a week, six hours each day
until we beat it. It should take six streams to my calculations, or as per my calculations.
And we'll do a bunch of horror games and other shit in between. October 14th we have a League
of Legends tournament. We're doing a team review that we're probably going to order
the products for the week that we get back so that we get the week of October 5th
or 6th, sorry. October 16th next charity stream for BCRF Breast Cancer Research
What else? Another food gauntlet coming up. It's a mother of random shit. Maybe another food review or some other stupid stuff soon. I don't really know.
Anyways, that's the schedule for the day. Hold up. Let me read some subs.
Kennedy and Cold for the Sub, Misty,
taking it to the tier two, Milkman taking it to the three,
Freya, Aya, underrated,
Truee, Yeha, username, Hannah for the sub,
Null, taking it to the three,
Mars and Van for the sub,
No, and Kate, taking it to the five,
Gifted's, Mars and RW for the sub,
Sey, Mai, Evelyn, Moe, and Vizia,
T-Dubs, taking it to the five,
Gifted's, Caillou, taking it to the sub,
Theoni, Smoggle's up to Lincoln,
Nerd, Barry, Crazy, Lujel, Lieutenant,
Dutchess, Misty, Noodle, JC, Strictly, and Bobcat, they give it a sub.
Alex, they give it a tier 3.
Alex is Meow, TB, and 420 for the sub,
Dehi and Butter for the sub, Kennedy, A, and Colt for the sub.
Check.
One more thing I want to say.
Yesterday, I was answering that chatter's questions for their project about
parasociality and shit in general.
And I think some people misinterpreted what I said,
as me saying my fans are weirdos.
That's not what I said, okay?
There were a lot of people that I basically said that
I've had experiences where I've been at TwitchCon
or other places where fans try to tag along my plans
and do what I'm doing and figure out where I'm going
and I say that that's weird.
And they go, well, isn't that how all friendships are made?
Yes, but most friendships are made
betwixt to people that don't know each other.
My point was the person that's trying
to make those plans with me knows everything about me
And I know nothing about them.
That's where the imbalance comes in.
That's all I was saying.
The other thing that I thought really pissed me off was,
oh, Joe just thinks his fans are weirdos.
Oh, oh, okay, they're just trying to be nice.
You don't know me,
and you don't know the people that I've dealt with.
I have had stalkers.
I have had people that have followed me
around the city all day.
Those people suck, okay?
And so yes, I come in with a predetermined mindset
of how people are going to interact with me.
And I get a little, I guess, hostile towards people that go,
what are you doing later?
Where are you going?
Why would I tell you that?
So even if it doesn't have any harmful, I guess,
intent behind it, I'm going to be very non-confrontational
against you.
I'm going to go, hey, I'm not telling you that.
Like, why do you want to know?
And so I don't know, the people that don't get that,
because there was like some people that were clipping me,
and it wasn't even out of context.
It was just what I was saying.
And they were like, dude, he's just a fucking asshole.
He's saying his fans are weirdos.
I'm like, that's not what I'm saying.
That's not what I'm saying.
The majority of you guys are great.
And if you're somebody that goes to TwitchCon
and you interact with me, and you're like, hey, man,
I'm going out to the bars maybe later,
maybe later I'll see you.
That's not weird.
But going, where are you going later?
I'm not telling you that.
Right, two different things that may have the same,
I guess, intent, but the wording is everything, you know?
Where it's like, hey, I'm not going to a bar,
maybe I'll see you out, I know you go to bars, whatever.
That's fine, you know, if you see me at a bar
and we get drunk together, who gives a shit?
But if it's like, you're going,
hey, where are you going?
I maybe I see you.
Nia.
Nia.
Nia.
Or they want, like it's different, bro,
also, other thing I wanna say.
Other thing I wanna say.
If you ever wanna buy anyone a drink in your entire life
that you don't know personally,
this doesn't go for just streamers
or like people that you're interacting with
that you may be fans of.
Buy it in front of them
Don't bring someone a drink and go I bought you this
That's I'm not trusting you
Go hey, let me buy you a drink buy it in front of the bartender
They get a watch the bartender make it and then they get handed the drink from the bartender
Don't buy somebody a drink pull up and hand it to them. I understand I'm a guy, right?
But I've been roofing
Like accidentally I was I am I would I got I maybe tanked a roofie for somebody else different scenario, but it wasn't fun
Right. Well, I don't remember it, but the description of how it was. It wasn't great and it made me feel really fucking weird, right?
What happened? I've told this story before I
Got roofied in barstool sports bar in Philadelphia. I
was um
Drinking a drink for one of my friends are not for one of my friends my friend got a drink from a guy
It was a vodka pineapple and they drank a third of it. They didn't want the rest
I drank the rest of it and I got Ruthie
And I got Ruthie and so she was like a little fucked up
But she only drank a third of it and was like really emotional and like basically collapsing in the bathroom
And I just like lights out woke up like I probably like five drinks in me
And if you've seen the Mexico vlog a brother can drink 36 drinks in a day. Okay?
I'm not blacking out at five drinks, right? That just doesn't happen. That doesn't happen. I have five drinks
I remember checking the time it was midnight, and then I woke up at 7 a.m. The next day. I
Remember throwing up that was the only thing I remember at like four in the morning. I
Remember that there's like a brief like 30 second window, or I remember throwing up and
Then and then I woke up
What's a Rufi? Rufinal.
Tate rape drug.
Guys usually spike women's drinks, but guys can also get spiked as well.
So yeah, if you're ever going to buy somebody a drink at a bar, this is just advice as well.
For guys that want to buy drinks for women, don't bring someone a drink.
Don't bring somebody a shot unless they're your friend.
Right? If it's your friend, they trust you, you know?
That's different. Like, if my friend's like, go grab me a drink.
Yeah, sure. Whatever. Go grab him a drink, right?
Like somebody said QV sneak well QV sneak is a fraternity thing. I don't think that's a thing anymore though
Where they put like a quarter tab is an axe or whatever in your in your drink
That's not I don't I mean maybe people still do that but yeah, that was like a frat thing
That was like a frat thing before like any of our times that was like a
a 2000s thing to do. What? Yeah, QB Sneak is a term where I'm pretty sure you put like
a quarter stick of Xanax in your friend's drink, and it's called QB Sneaking, which is
effectively just drugging your friend. But QB Sneak Urban Dictionary. Yeah, the act of
dropping a quarter bar Xanax in a friend's drink to ensure they have the best night
possible. It's drugging your friend, so don't do that. But yeah. You got a haircut? No, I got a
haircut a while back. But now my hair's just grown longer. I just didn't do my hair today. I just kind
of woke up, ate breakfast. It's not a bowl cut. Stop saying that. Woke up, ate breakfast, took a
shit pulled up actually to fix my TV today so that was a thing kind of call
should I do a day in the life of Joe Bart it would be so boring I never I saw
Ludwig do one well QT did one of Ludwig but his life is a lot more I'm not
interesting but like Ludwig runs here's the difference I have five
employees. Ludwig has 50. Me and him are not on the same hemisphere of, not the same hemisphere,
we're not in the same fucking ballgame honestly in terms of content creation. Like he runs companies
whereas I just like manage editors. I don't know. You want me, I'll give you an average run down
of a day. I wake up and I eat the same thing for breakfast every day. I eat the same thing for
breakfast every day. I have a Dave's protein bagel, two eggs, or egg whites. A case of blueberries or
some other fruit, maybe two mandarins. That's what I had today. A coffee. I take two fish pills
and a mushroom pill. Not hallucinogenic mushrooms, just regular mushrooms. It's like a mycelium pill.
Then I will actually wake up, take a shit, eat breakfast, take another shit, do some work on the computer, whether it be uploading videos, planning streams, scheduling stuff. That's why I always look over there. That's why calendar is.
Have probably a call with my manager, take another shit. So now we're at three shits in the day. I go to the gym, right?
Right usually have a phone call half the time. I'm at the gym. I usually call my manager about an hour a day
Come home
eat
go live or
Shower depends how much time I have sometimes I don't shower after the gym and then I stream that's where the swamp ass kicks in
This chair is not great. This chair seen some bad days
admittedly
Admittedly, what about Daisy? I'm saying my day. Yeah, I'm taking a dog out that takes like fucking three minutes
You know, like taking the dog out feeding the dog, you know, I like I'll feed the dog on one stream
I just disappear for two hours not two hours two minutes
What else I
Then stream and stream upload VOD
Ban everyone in unban requests go through video suggest tab game slash tab
Which takes 30 minutes because you guys spam that shit half of its slop, but some of you guys have some banger suggestions
Genuinely some of you guys are cooking
Some of you guys do cook some of you guys send the worst shit ever, but um
Then what then I eat again I
Might finish up some other random work
film and ad something like that like today we have an active matter sponsor I'll set that up right set up the sponsor stuff the CTA's the nightbot panels all that shit
or like tilt-ified charity stream shit like you set that up then I usually eat an edible and I play Marvel rivals or Rocket League or right now war dogs
Um
Then I probably eat 2,000 calories worth of food and pass out
And I do that every day I
Do that every day
And that's like the schedule
How are you not fat because I work out and
And I don't eat the food that I eat I like I eat unhealthy on the back end of the night
But like an average meal for me sometimes I skip lunch, which isn't good
But my breakfast isn't a lot of calories. I eat so much fiber like snacking for me is eating like a bag of harvest
That's why I'm pooping so much
Or like bowl of frozen grapes. I might eat ice cream or something
Recently I've been getting fish fillets
from McDonald's um that's yeah they're good they're a if you ain't have it check check
it don't knock it until you try it that's what I'll say didn't you clown on them yeah
but they're good I my friend convinced me the other day so you got to try fish
filet or filet of fish I was like fuck I'll try one so good don't get it with
Charter sauce, Charter sauce is disgusting.
Full AO fish, banger, banger.
So good.
And it's like perfect flakiness.
Oh my God, it's like four bucks too.
It's like six bucks, something like that.
It's dry without it.
Dude, I could eat, that's the thing though.
I'm not really a big sauce guy.
I mean for wings, yeah, but like I could eat
like dry rub chicken wings, no sauce.
Like no blue cheese, no ranch.
But I don't know I've never I have trouble gaining weight
I've always had trouble gaining weight, but it's not because it's like oh my metabolism is just crazy
Like everybody has different metabolisms, but at the end of the day it comes down to like
Well, thermal dynamics, you know, it's just like if you're if you're eating more than you burn in a day
You're gonna gain weight
And then vice versa, you know
So I just don't like a big eating day for me like even if I'm like shutting out
I'm probably eating like 3500 calories
I'm like a chud day like there's some days where I'm eating like 2200
Because like a dinner for me is like four chicken tenderloins asparagus broccoli and half a cup of rice
You're saying only question mark question mark keep in mind I'm also six one
You I don't know how tall you are but like somebody in my chat. That's like five three eating thirty five hundred calories is different than me eating thirty five hundred calories and
And the people that you see in life that are like 400 pounds, they're eating like 5,000 calories every day on the day
Without fail like that's how you get that big like the only way you get I mean there's people that have thyroid issues as well
But if you're if you're like like when you see the I mean I say this every time when you see the my 600 pound life shit
It is hard to get that fat like and I'm not I'm not fat shaming. I'm not I'm saying like it's it's hard
And you see it in the videos they go
This is what I'm eating today and they order denny's and it's like six grand slams
Like they're eating six denny's grand slams like an unfathomable amount of food
Because the more you weigh the more you have to eat to quit even gain more weight
Like if you weigh 200 pounds and you're eating 3,000 calories a day and then you gain weight now
You have to eat more to gain more weight because maintaining that level of weight now burns more calories, right?
So if you are six hundred and sixty pounds, you're eating six thousand to eight thousand calories a day easily
Like you're not eating three thousand calories and going why am I not losing weight?
If you were eating three thousand calories, you would lose weight at that weight
Any advice for homecoming tonight as a freshman?
When the cha-cha slide comes on just make sure you hit that shit make sure you hit that shit
Cuz it will it will come on
It with out fail there the it'll it'll come on and you got to make sure you fucking bump that shit
outside of that, you know I
Don't know I remember I used to be obsessed with sweating too much when I was your age
That was like a worry of mine was that like I would have like massive sweat stains because you're wearing like formal attire and also dancing
Just own it, bro. Who cares just own it who gives a fuck
He's being on shalom about it. God my hair looks so stupid right now
I also banged my head on gym equipment the other day almost cut my fucking head open
No one cares or what other songs are they gonna be playing? What are they playing at like homecoming now?
I know they're still playing the cha cha slide chat. Are they still playing the cha cha slide at your dances for the people that are in high school?
Yeah, it's coming on once. It's coming on at least one time the cha cha slide the cha cha slide is like a
It's kind of like a legacy dance. It's like every Halloween listening to Monster Mash
It's like it for the next hundred years Monster Mash is gonna be on Cupid shuffle Cupid shuffle as well. I'm saying like newer shit
What's the one what's the one where they're like whoa, whoa, whoa, the cognac on
Are they still playing that I feel like that's kind of cringy if you rip it to carnival now I
Will say have fun you're gonna look back at it and think you're really cringy and it is really cringy
But it's like it's like a needed experience. You're all gonna think it's awesome and you're the shit
And then you're gonna look back at it like eight years from now. You're gonna go. Wow, that was lame
Wow, that was like the Riz party like the tiktok party like eight years from now
They're gonna be like, oh wow like it's a candidate. Yeah. No, just experience it have fun. You're awesome. Just
It's gonna be totally lit just know that off the walls
And the food's gonna be shit
Homecoming though, I never had prom because of COVID. Well, I wasn't going anyway. I
had a date to prom well like I went to the Senate I four moles and shit when I was in high school and
then it was senior year and I had a date and
And we had a house that we were renting by the shore because that's what like kids in Jersey do
you go to prom and then you drive all the way to a
Shore house and
The girl that I was gonna take I ended up just saying never mind because I didn't want to go
Because I was like this is gonna be the same shit that it was the last three fucking years because it's the same shit
Freshman software junior senior year six yet. I was like, I'm gonna go in and then I have to shake the priest's hand
Okay chat relax it ended up not happening. That's mean bro. She didn't buy her dress or anything like it's not all right
That's not mean is that is
Mean is that mean I literally just what I don't want to go
I was like I I did it. I didn't drop brother. That's not mean it would you know what we mean
Hey, I don't want to go and then I pull up with a different girl
I literally went I'm just not going and I still went you could come to the after party after
But I was like me and my boys are just gonna get hammered. That's literally what I said. I
Remember I remember in lunch. We were like accruing an alcohol list
That we were gonna go purchase and we already had the house
Did she cry it now? She didn't really care and or she's touched you that maybe she did I
Don't know. This is years ago, man. This is this is fucking years
Anyways, um
What I'm gonna go and I gotta go shake the priest's hand and I got introduced my date and then they shake their hand
and then we fucking go sit around a table and eat shitty food for 40 minutes and
Then dance for two hours dead server and
Then leave and it's like you're under age 21 drinking. Yeah, no, I'm not I'm not advocating for that, but
It was senior year prom, man, like that was just what my friends wanted to do and what
I wanted to do.
And then COVID hit and we didn't even do that.
And then that summer I had an edible for the first time went into like fucking paralysis
I threw up and then after that I need to eat an edible again for like a year over a year
probably like a year and a half.
I think I got high and then it was the worst experience ever for the first time and I
didn't get high again for another for a year and a half beginning of the end beginning
of the end is when Brady found weed.
Brady was a young star.
He would have been the next Einstein.
And then he found Edibles.
Brady would have been the next all-star coder.
And then he found CS gambling.
And then he found out about CS role.
And ever since then, it's just been downhill.
Two for the sub, Mr. Levi for the sub, external over,
Barb, Mr. Grant for the sub, two and three.
They didn't pay Chasas Slide for me.
They played Soulja Boy and Fiend.
Like a mix of new and old.
Yeah, I feel like that's what they always do though.
But like the old is always like Chacha slide era.
Seymour, Boku, Gain, Blue, Dwayne, Bila,
NS for the subsoul of the three.
I don't wish I was in high school during this era,
but I wish I was in college.
Like millennials had it good.
Bro, imagine being a millennial in college
during party rockin'.
Holy fuck, holy fuck.
That would have been sick.
Like in your early 20s in 2010,
right after the 2008 financial crisis.
Your parents are scrambling by to make a living.
You're scrambling by to make a living
and you're going to direct school
for $45,000 a year, no scholarship.
You're getting all C's and you're getting a business communications degree.
You got a 10 years old working at Wendy's coming up ad.
a quarter million in student debt. Oh, shit. Yeah. No, that's crazy. So I didn't bill of
the subs over the three. We love fake fish from Don's. You're calling McDonald's Don's.
Eval McRitchie, Parma Raccoon, Scout, Vivi, Tater,
Elyon, Alex, Ive, AMD, Jaden, RGN, Love,
the Duke, and Tsuki for the sub.
Keelan, Naz, Jujie, Brittany, take of the five gifted.
Jujie, Levi, and Mr. Grim for the sub.
My future's real bright.
Yeah, dude, oh my God.
And then you have like, oh my, or like black and yellow.
That just came out.
That just came out
Bro, you know, it's crazy like one of those women from that video where they're like elder millennial
Was like getting hammered at like a club or a frat party basement to this song
Wow. What an era that would have been.
Oh my God, but that was also like when it was like cool to like dab.
Okay, see like there's like a very fine line where it's like,
like, LMFAO era fire to be in your early 20s,
and then it's like, you're like 25
and like lean and dab by Iowa Memphis was like this shit.
And Na Na, Na Na.
No.
Hit the quan hit the quans fire though
Hit the quantists fire
I would I would say I could hit the quan today hitting the quan hitting the quans like not cringy
Yo, what is Iowa of Memphis up to now does he still make music?
Damn, what would have been the best era to be in your early 20s?
Last rant's been a half hour that we got to hop into the game.
What would have been the best era to be in your 20s?
Like music wise.
1945.
1945.
What are we fucking talking about?
That would have been the worst era.
I would, 2000s.
You know what's wild is like during 9-11
that was probably, there was probably a frat party
that was getting held like that night.
And there were probably a bunch of frat guys
in a corner being like, this is just going to ruin the vibe.
This is just, it's just going to be a downer, man.
Like we already got all these kegs, you know, like what do we do, you know, like they're
probably sitting there complaining about how like the party's run.
Yeah, would it kill the mood?
Would it kill the mood, Al-Qaeda?
I mean, come on, like that's probably what they were doing.
No, I think best era, best era had to be 2010, best era had to be 2010, because
You're like right after financial crisis.
And the motherfuckers and cops were probably just all
just wanting to get hammered.
Hammered and listened to like that early.
Like, oh my God, gangnam style.
Gangnam style.
Being in your early twenties during gangnam style,
that's it.
When did that come out?
2012.
I remember being at my school computer
in elementary school listening to this song.
Like watching the music video, just like.
Absolutely locked in.
I can envision the room.
It was the back left corner I would sit
and you had those shitty headsets.
You know what I'm talking about?
was like literally just a bent fucking hang wire around your ear and like two
muff like ear muffs it wasn't even like a headset it was just like they pressed
against your ear oh my god YouTube Rewinds wait now I want to look at the
YouTube Rewind from 2012
Oh my god, no, this is gonna make me cry.
Why does this only have 64k views?
Is this not right?
They privated all their rewinds?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Did they have the 2017 one up?
That's so fucking weird.
Wait, this isn't even the channel.
The most recent ones got heavy disliked bombs, so they just removed all of them.
That doesn't make any sense.
Rewind YouTube Style.
Alright, this shit was wet in 2012 though.
They got shy.
They got shy.
Oh, that's all copyrighted.
That's all copyrighted.
I don't even really remember modern YouTube rewinds
after 2014.
Like, who were they including in a YouTube rewind?
That was an Obama.
That was the Obama impersonator.
I know what it is.
What is it?
Collins Key, Will Smith, and did it.
Oh my God, I remember the Will Smith YouTube rewind.
What year was that?
And he was like standing on a bridge or something and he was like, oh here it is.
Oh, that's hot.
Here's the fortnight, it was a fortnight bus.
Yeah, that was probably the last, that was probably the last one.
Was that the last one they ever made?
It's rewind time.
Oh, and everybody was on the bus.
Yes, yes.
Yeah it's rewind time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's rewind time. If I control rewind I would want fortnight and markets.
I would want Fortnite Battle Pass.
If I could control the YouTube Rewind, I'd want Fortnite Battle Pass.
I want Fortnite Battle Pass. I want Renegade Raider.
Oh no.
Is that real or was that edited in?
Somebody grab his reboot card.
Oh, this is the actual 2018 one.
Is this what you wanted?
You know who I wanted that?
Nick A-30.
So is this all just centered around like tech people and then Fortnite?
You know who I would have asked for?
Quit horsing around!
I'm not seeing enough movement back there.
I'm not seeing enough movement back there.
Some of that jumping music?
Okay.
Wow, little did he know how massive he would become.
Little did Tyler Ninja Blevins now.
You said jumping music?
Jumping music.
Why do they always just use copyrighted music?
Whaaaaaam.
Oh my god, I remember this.
Apparently, we control Rewind this year.
Y'all, we can do whatever we want.
What do we do?
There's one thing this video needs.
Wow this was this the beginning of the end was this was this the beginning of the end
was this the snowball that started rolling down the hill I think this is the leading
of the dystopia yeah we can do anything we want anything we want for this YouTube rewind
Oh my God, I can't even listen to that.
Oh my God, these ramsie.
I didn't do it, I thought these ramsie was so much, so much like, I don't know, like,
Oh
Not like him as a person. I thought Mason Ramsey got popular in like 2015 not 2018
Oh, does he does he sing? Oh now I need to watch that
Mason Ramsey Walmart Walmart twang
I love that last song, didn't she say goodbye?
Well, I thought I was crying.
She knew me, she knew you, she's got the kind of love
I'd love to hear when she-
You know like this being in a Walmart
is like the most American thing I've ever-
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This being in a Walmart is like
the most American thing this could be.
Come on sweet dad.
They kid in a f- look how big his belt buckle is.
His belt buckle is the size of a fucking football and he's standing here in like oversized cowboy
boots and blue jeans with a bow tie yodeling in a Walmart.
And this grandma like really just does not look happy.
Oh no sh- that's the smile of approval.
I hate that I don't get a lot of love, a lot of heartaches, I've grown so used to this.
God, this is two minutes.
Somehow, but I'm no body shookin' at it now.
And what prompted this? Did he ever say this?
I know he's like, he's still making music now and he's a lot like, he doesn't really do yo-ing anymore.
Like he can sing. The kid can sing.
But like
What made did the mom just go we're doing a public performance in a Walmart right now
Start fucking tap into your goddamn boots and saying you know like what did he go?
I want a yodel for the people of Walmart or did it suck did somebody go get your ass get your ass in the middle
I'll three right by the fucking air freshener and dehumidifier because you're going to be fucking putting on a performance right now and
The and then he got on Ellen
Did he go on Ellen? I feel like everybody was on Ellen. You remember Alex from Target.
This could turn into me just running about nostalgia for a YouTube video at this point.
I've been running for 40 minutes about nostalgia. Do you guys remember Alex from Target? That
guy, like imagine being Alex from Target. Like you're just a dude. No, bro. Alex
from target was like this guy and I'm pretty sure he was just a bagger from target and some
like lady took a picture of him and was like this kid's so attractive and then Ellen brought
him on and he like blew the fuck up like this is just a bagger from target and they were
like you know this this kid needs to be famous I think it was because he looked like
Justin Bieber. Yeah, he did look like Justin Bieber. What is Alex from Target up to now?
Who's like another like lost media, lost media person from that era?
Damn Daniel, bro, that's just Vine. Yeah, any Vine person? Backpack kid? Bro, I remember
Going, okay. So I used to run track in high school. Most of you know that. There was a thing called New Balance Nationals.
And it was like, uh, an event you had to qualify for and when you would go, if you if you go, you get a backpack.
And that's like a gifted thing and it was like kind of the pinnacle of being a good track runner at an event. Like the aura
of having a New Balance Nationals backpack was there because if you pulled up to a regular track meet and you had a New Balance Nationals
Backpack people are like oh this kid's good
So you pull up right this the year I went to New Balance Nationals was also the year that the backpack kid was popular and
He dead ass was hitting the floss
Like he was just doing this in a group. Yeah, I remember I was in North Carolina and he was just doing this
And he was just standing there like they paid this kid to show up to New Balance Nationals
because he was the backpack kid and it was all about the backpack and he had a group
of people around him filming him like tweaking being like it's the backpack kid backpack
new balance nationals. There has to be a video of that.
There has to be now. Somebody has a video of the backback kid. It was, what year was it? I think it would have been 2018.
2018 was the year I went. What does the fox say? Bro, I just can't...
Everything was, I feel like everything looking back on that era was just like uber cringe.
Like the 2018 it was so nostalgic, but it was also like fuck everything was like
Kind of lame at the same time
Aren't you the backpack kid, I'm not the fucking backpack kid I
Don't know I feel bad for like I
Feel bad for creators that blow up
from like a thing like that, but don't make enough money to retire because then
you become like this meme that like just drags forever, you know. Like who's
another person like that? Not seen 10 house. Like backpack kid, I feel like
There's just so many people, or like,
Hock two or girl, six, seven kid.
Didn't he make a meme coin?
Didn't he make a meme coin?
How'd that go?
Did it get rugged?
Did you guys invest in the six, seven coin?
I remember I saw that video too.
He like made an account, he was like,
I'm happy to announce the 6-7 meme coin.
Mic drop.
You're blessing us with a financial investment.
You're blessing us.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
6-7 good.
Thank you.
6-7 good.
Oh my God.
If the Rizzler made a meme coin, I would buy it.
Or if AJ and Big Justice made a meme coin
and we were like, I'm telling you it's gonna boom,
and then they rock-bowled it.
I would love to see Big Justice rock-bowl meme coin.
That would be the funniest shit ever.
You're just tapped into the big justice meme coin.
He goes, I told you it'd get boomed.
I told you it'd get boomed.
Yo, thanks for the 60 racks.
Boom, boom, boom.
Oh my God.
That's not funny.
I think it is.
I think if you invest in a creator meme coin
and it gets rug pulled, I think it's fucked.
But at the same time, I'm like,
why are you investing in Hawk to a coin?
Why are you putting?
I feel like there's been enough like, like crypto zoo,
like NFT creator things that have all gone horribly wrong
that like to sit there and go, this is a solid investment.
Well, like it has the, what is it called?
It's like the climb of doom.
Crypto bros know the term,
where it's like clearly just like slowly going up
and then it just goes, meow, shh, gets rugged.
Like you can tell when a meme coin's gonna get rugged.
A lot of the time.
It's like stare.
Yeah, the staircase of doom staircase of doom, just a slope.
And you're like, well, this looks awesome.
Gone, rugged.
Yeah, pumping dumps a little different.
I mean, there but it is pumping dump.
But like, I feel like when you say pumping up, you're usually like,
oh, it spikes and then in-depth versus like just a slow staircase.
Oh my god, sorry this became a rant like a fucking extremely off topic grant
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Do you remember Let's Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas?
Used to be a far different song.
Used to be a far different song in its era.
Number one on the charts, number one on the charts with a very, the original version
of let's get it started was not what it used to be was not like what it is now look into
the history of that. Do you remember the tiktok years recap vids that would trend now? Tell
us I can just fly it.
And that's the song, that's the song.
And that was number one on the charts.
And then probably there was just like a PR disaster.
And they were like, you need to change this.
You guys got to change it.
And they were like, OK.
All right, fine.
And then they re-recorded.
And then they re-recorded.
Or what's like a one that aged poorly on?
Tech Talk by Kasha.
That age forward.
That song didn't play out.
But Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Are you saying nostalgia?
talking about nostalgia hypnotized by biggie they to re-record that
i mean rap songs i feel like they just let shit rip you know like they're not really gonna re-record
that new Minecraft dimension the jump attack that's funny like I'm gonna be
What do you mean? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
What do you mean rewind? Are you saying go on the live and rewind?
I
Still they were saying jumping yes
Jumping we added jump attacks
But on twitch and YouTube, but I have I've dabbled quite a bit into dungeons as well
So I'm excited to get into this nice mention in over 14 years
Joing the our world the nether and the end as our fourth dimension as I mentioned earlier
The sift is one important step on our aspirational adventures journey, but it's not the end of it.
It would be fun if you can stay and join for the deep dig where we will be playing Dungeons 2 and exploring our new...
WAVE, THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH MINECRAFT DUNGINS 2! I'm more hype about that.
I'm the only guy that just got hype about that and I don't care.
They're coming out with Minecraft Dungeons 2.
I thought Minecraft Dungeons was one that was actually like an underrated game.
hold up
oh
ice kids and it starts right now well I don't want to see you guys play Minecraft
What is the sift?
Well, we're going to welcome you to the world of the sniff or not the sift the sift the sift in this in this new world
It is all sand kind of like Mars
And all you have is potatoes
Kind of like in the movie the Martian
There is no oxygen so you'll die very very soon
There's effectively no way of going back to the overall
So it's kind of like a dimension that you just get trapped in infinitely
Minecraft dungeons, it's kind of feels a bit you items for oh my god. Do we play Minecraft dungeons on wait?
Do you think it's coming out for a PC?
I would so play fucking Minecraft Dungeons, but this is all open world
You just wondering this is the worst part of having to be somebody like that's a creator
that that's here with the devs.
Being with the devs in any game,
it's like you can't be honest with them.
I've seen so many situations or talked to so many creators
where they're like, yeah, I got invited to an event
where I'm like sitting there with the devs
in a round table or like we're at like a party or a bar
and they're like, just be honest with us.
And I'm like, you're not gonna sit there
and tell them they're game trash.
Around just finding all these different like things.
Like if there is criticism, you just have to go over it.
We've been calling it interconnected world
Because open world like implies you can go anywhere at any time. This is a bit more guided than that
So we felt like interconnected was a better word. Oh my god. Show me the set
fuck
How long is this?
This bound
There's a new cave
We've added a new mob
It's called a dead body
You can loot it for things like torches
It's quite not the zombie yet, but it's it's like a bad player and you could pick up stuff from them you hold F
Yeah, next they give it a three. All right, I'm done. I'm done running we need to play games
She here raised me brother nostalgia goes crazy Z non for the four fly Chels lazy and I camp the sub
That's living in cozy for the sub James and void for the sub Nate death Caleb of the three jingle and Samantha for the subs
No, Kukri. Thank you for the sub
All right, let's go
They showed the theft your fucking line
Your fucking line should I make that a YouTube video and call it running about nostalgia for 33 minutes
What did that say? Maybe we throw in an epilepsy warning? I don't know. That's just sad.
I'm liking the music.
Animal lead bar, no humanity.
Humans ruled the world for years.
They destroyed nature, cut down forests, and slaughtered animals.
But the animals could no longer endure.
They united and started a war against humanity.
The world turned into a battlefield, and in the end, the animals won.
Humanity lost its power.
The hunted became the hunters.
The slogan of the new order was clear.
No humanity.
No mercy for humans.
The world no longer belonged to humans, and in this new order there was only one way to
survive.
Humans began wearing animal costumes to hide until they were caught.
Furries would be an extreme advantage in this world now.
You already have, you already have the fucking...
Get em' up!
Day one.
I'm not a human, though?
Oh!
Yeah, let me change.
Let me quickly clean up and open the bar.
Oh, I like that I make grunting noises every time I walk around.
I have an apple cashew and a beer.
So I'm functionally a human, but I'm a gorilla.
What's this like?
Outside.
Roger
Don't forget to check the board for your task. Press 2 on the keyboard to equip or put away your mop
You could order products through an Amazon on the computer always spend your money carefully and manage it wise
I don't even know how much money I have
I kind of like the uh, how it's like pinned like this. I feel like I'm in like uh, subplans
So I gotta do all these tasks. Oh, I get money for that. I do all these tasks before I open
up. Should we clean up the floorboards that are breaking here? Or it's like Zootopia. Yeah.
What's the one what's the the rabbit's name? Arrange the stools.
Oh, did I not clean all the floors? I didn't get a check mark.
Yeah, Judy Hopps. Where's Judy Hopps at? Where's Judy Hopps?
Take out the trash. Where's the trash?
Probably out back.
Dude, I'm cranking out these fucking tasks. Order missing products, restock products,
turn on music from the radio. Where's the radio at?
Oh my god, it's K-Seph! Oh my god, it's K-Seph!
I should only buy orange juice, banana juice, and plastic cup set.
Damn, I got no bread, bruh, I got $60 for the name.
Yikes.
Yikes.
The orders have arrived.
Do I have nothing in this computer?
Oh, am I saving up for a fucking minivan so I can look up multiple ways?
Do the packages get delivered out back?
I heard something pull up.
Yep.
You can pick up product boxes, restock them into the jar for the matching product, press
the base for a box if you're carrying a plastic cup box, place it into the cup machine,
empty box to re-thurn to the trash bin.
Praiser.
You're gonna get all these inside real quick.
This is called fucking speed and efficiency chat, learn.
Orange.
Human milk.
Human urine.
Who's ordering that?
Oh, I have extra.
I'll put it back here.
Plus...
Where do I put the plastic cups?
There we go.
It said calm? It didn't say calm.
Oh, you're saying human milk is calm.
No, I don't think it is. I would assume it's kind of like a kind of milk to human.
Sorry, we ran out of female milk.
We'll have to settle for the alternative.
you'll turn open the bar and we're open for business just like that why are all
of my paintings just different gorillas oh my god our first customer that's
spare. Welcome buddy. Thanks. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I gotta change his
voice. Why am I not doing so well? I've got some bad news. What's wrong buddy?
Something happened? You remember our donkey? The one we used to call Big Head?
Yeah.
He was not dead at his house yesterday.
What?
Who did that happen?
Honestly, I don't know.
The police dogs are still investigating the case.
All I know is there were holes in the metal barrier
inside his house.
Bullet holes.
No, not bullet holes. Bigger holes.
The police are investigating.
We'll see what comes out of it.
Let's start. I hope he goes to Animal Heaven.
I hope so too buddy.
I hope so.
What about you?
Did you manage to get the caravan money?
No, I couldn't manage it.
Look, even the drink jars are completely empty.
Business has been bad lately.
I've been milking humans out back.
I can't even fill the jar.
Normally you get a lot more, but normally it's coming out of the nipples.
Normally I suck it out of a hose.
It's weird.
I see.
I see.
Hopefully you manage it. Don't forget your promise to me. I'll be with you on the journey.
I promise you some promise. Once I get the money we're getting out.
By the way, I forgot to ask, would you like a drink? Give me a can of fruits. But how do you
stop that? All right. Check the recipes. Orange juice time stew banana and blueberry.
Uh, they're not drinking alcohol?
This is a bar.
Orange juice, two banana blueberries.
What is this, an infinite cup?
How is this all sitting in there?
Beer.
Oh with honey where do I get a honey?
He said he wants a top, oh with a straw.
Oh wow, that felt good.
You should watch your way, man.
I'm really concerned.
I'm sorry.
It's just, you just came in here in order to drink with no alcohol at a bar.
That was probably 70 grams of sugar and then walked out.
I'll give you free to boons.
It's not a, it's not a hibernation season, man.
You don't need to bulk up yet.
You're fat-shaming.
Fat-shaming Joe's back again.
Yeah, fat-shaming a bear.
Fat-shaming an actual, a living bear.
What did it say to do now?
Was that it?
Do I just wait for another customer?
That seems very easy.
Bears are meant to be fat, Chad.
Alex said I had to go pee.
My bladder is full.
I'm a gorilla.
I cannot just pee on the fucking ground.
Where's the bathroom? That's my bed. I'm fitting in that.
I'm a gorilla.
That's funny. That's funny. I really, I really appreciate the humor. I really appreciate the humor.
You know, there was one bathroom I went to
and it was a urinal and it was like an old man's club and...
And
I need to check yourself for an STD buddy is the is the fee burning I don't I don't
Understand what that was anyways above the urinal was a Nate
Fuck let me go to the other break it before customer comes there's a naked woman from like the 1940s
This place doesn't belong to you.
Hmm, okay.
Probably a filthy human.
AHH!
You scared the hell out of me. What are you doing here?
I was looking for you.
Yes.
Give me one more beer.
Alright, I'll come take a seat.
Hurry up.
stupid animal one poor beer how do you make a poor beer beer times two and
blueberry juice times two I'm gonna run out of fucking blueberry juice
It was where it's the wait.
Well, I got a scarf on cuz he's gold blotted.
Gotta keep warm. I get it. I get it. I enjoyed that. I very much enjoyed that.
Attention to detail in this game, I see.
What the hell is happening to the music?
Oh, was I supposed to keep it on?
Hmm, another customer. A penguin, it seems.
Why did he walk like Squidward?
Welcome.
Say the slogan.
What do you mean, what are you asking?
I said say the slogan.
No humanity, no mercy for humans.
That was well said, Gorilla. By the way, let me introduce myself. I'm Agent Pengu.
Ah, you're the agency that hunts humans. Nice to meet you, Mr. Pengu. I'm the bartender, Gorilla.
Nice to meet you, too, bartender, Gorilla.
What would you like to drink, Mr. Pengu?
I won't have anything, Gorilla. I came to talk to you. I have an offer.
An offer? What kind of offer?
As you know, in two days, it'll be the 12th anniversary of the Great War we won against the humans.
I'll celebrate this day with great pride that the President Lion will also attend.
Therefore, we need to ensure security in the area.
People wearing animal costumes are running around, and according to intelligence I've received,
they're planning an assassination on President Lion.
We cannot allow this!
Then we need to capture these people and neutralize them.
So what could I do, Mr. Penguin?
Your bar is very popular around here.
What I want from you is this.
Pay attention to the customers who come here.
If you see people wearing animal costumes, kill them!
I'll give you $100 for each human you kill.
$100?
Yes, $100.
Okay. How am I gonna kill them?
That's easy. Take this gun.
Roger.
So how will I understand that the customers are humans?
I'll give you four important suspicious criteria.
I'm listening.
Ask them our slogan. If they say it wrong, you could be suspicious. But of course you cannot rely on this criteria all around.
Check whether their fur or skin is a costume.
We've caught many humans before from details like price tags cotton coming out of the torn costumes and patches.
You see it?
Look at the drinks they consume. You put human milk, human tears, and human urine into some of the recipes.
Humans won't drink them.
But don't kill everybody who doesn't drink them, you're not in a video game, you can only be suspicious.
As you know, animals were branded after the war.
Look at them carefully, if you don't see a mark on their bodies, you can be suspicious.
No mark, I can kill them right away, right?
No, no, some animals don't have their marks in visible areas, and you can't trust everybody with a mark either, because some costumes also have marks.
Never act with presidents against anyone.
Wait, are they saying humans are marked or animals are marked?
What if I accidentally kill an animal?
If you let humans escape, you increase the risk of assassination.
If anything happens to the president, I'll come blow your big head off.
Animals have marks.
As for accidentally killing animals, I know it's hard to catch humans.
That's why I'm giving you five mistakes.
If you kill five animals, I will come and shoot you in the head.
Okay?
From my bank, I accept.
Oh, and he gave me money.
Oh, he gave me a hundred dollars. Maybe I can raise the money for the caravan this way. You have my killing fee.
Plus one of the keyboard to cover a photo while you're gone.
I like that noise.
That's a human.
That is a fucking human.
is that a mark what has paused that day welcome miss Fox could you say the
slogan hello sweetheart I'm asking you just have some security measures okay
what would you like to drink I've melt a helmet sweetheart I'll break it right
away so they're clear if they drink
weird as fuck beer human milk orange juice and banana juice I have to order that
I just order everything that's stupid I feel like I need a lot of stuff
I have so many boxes, I don't know where to fucking push that.
But I know I have stuff for everything.
It's just this beer on it, it's not a brand.
Other animals don't have the problem of capitalism.
We don't need such brands. Obvious to see them.
I don't know.
Wait, did that have nothing in it? I think one of them had nothing.
You have one of them on its ear.
Toss that out!
Human milk.
Alright, good. Doesn't look like semen.
Even though beer or orange juice banana juice.
Do you think the order matters?
I doubt it.
You're amazing.
I know.
I know.
Is banana juice a thing? I would assume so, but how do you juice a banana?
Like I get you maybe smushing a banana with water and making like banana milk. I think banana milk...
Welcome. Could you say the slogan?
Dude, what slogan? Give me a pour of beer.
Unfortunately, you need to say the slogan.
A wolf in dares the cold, but never forgets the winter that has lived through.
Okay, his body disappears. I was like, guys, I'm fucking like got his body up for some
shit. Oh my God.
That was such a bad disguise. This guy's the mark on his fucking forehead.
Welcome, Mr. Pig. Say this logo.
Got it?
Why are you asking me for the slogan?
There are people wearing animal costumes.
That surprised you not.
What do you mean?
Do you know the pharma owner of this fall was a human?
I didn't know that.
Oh, that was the guy that wrote me the note.
Very strong, big man.
He took down ten elephants by himself.
They're saying you died. They say his spirit runs around here.
Only humans believe in such nonsense.
You should still be careful, my friend.
If his spirit really runs around here, it'll also stop by his unbough.
Did something happen, my friend? You look like you've just shit yourself.
Gros don't shit themselves. I don't wear pants. I talking wheels with rain
Poor beer with hot sauce on top that sounds fucking disgusting. You guys are ordering the grossest right?
It's two beers what blueberry two beer two blueberry
Nicely done.
Yo, you didn't even sip that shit.
What?
Probably your two there.
Y'all shoot that motherfucker in his face and he comes back. You can't hear it's actually haunting?
Uh, I thought I was on lock myself.
I don't like that back alleyway.
Hello.
Hello, welcome to remember our slogan.
Hello, sweetheart. Of course I remember.
Could you say it? Thank you, I'm sorry, but your security measure is not to ask for the customer's slogan.
It's no problem, sweetheart. I'm here to say your slogan.
What would you like to drink?
The chase you have that don't contain human products.
I just bought the dress, sweetheart. I forgot to remove the tag.
Doesn't it look like her neck is sewn on?
Oh man, it's a human.
You'd rather have sex with a cat?
Okay, we were right.
I think I'm going crazy.
Dude, I really don't wanna fix these floorboards. It's pissing me off.
I want to buy some human urine. How much is human urine? 80 dollars? Oh my god get me in on that fucking business. Come on man. Come on.
That's it.
Is that a sloth or a tort? It's a tortoise.
Any day now grandpa. Oh my fucking god. Wow.
You're taking your sweet old fucking time. What are you 130?
Wow. This guy's the war rock. And we're there.
What could you say our slogan?
This slogan? What slogan?
Uncle, don't you know our slogan?
That's very old. How can I remember it?
All right, no problem. I like an ass of Harmo with cream sauce.
You came to the wrong place. We need milk of Harmo here.
All right, son. That's what I meant.
Prepare again. What is ass of Harmo?
You're chained over me with the fuck the back.
Beer, orange juice, and then what else was it?
And banana juice.
What did he, he wanted cream on top.
You're amazing, kid.
I didn't really check this guy, but I don't think-
I got in last second. Oh my god, I got in last second. I got in last fucking second. Holy shit.
Do they always try to run out if that happens?
Wow, I didn't think somebody would fake that.
Hello.
Hey, buddy.
Are you a war veteran?
No, I'm a laboratory hamster. You've been using the experiment on me for years.
What kind of experiments?
Diseases, drugs, vaccines. They just have various substances on me.
So they didn't see you as a living being?
They didn't really care if we were afraid or in pain.
Well, it's in our hands now.
I lost my left arm because of the drugs.
I'm going to check him for a tag, there's a lot more humans than I thought.
I feel like this guy's safe.
Wow, what a good disguise by that tortoise, though.
Now, why did he run out?
Why are you guys saying Los Boyos?
Does this look like Los?
You're amazing, buddy.
Can you try to run out on this fucking blaster head-off?
Oh shit, sorry about that.
Oh fuck.
Blood outside. My bad.
I'm gonna refill this.
Holy fucking aura from this guy.
What's looting? Don't worry about us. Don't you know what she's looting?
Move webcam so we can see the money. I don't have money in the top right. It doesn't tell me.
This is my part. Everything here concerns me.
Maybe. But I don't have to tell you to slogan.
Why aren't you saying it? Are you a human?
I am. Oh, I'm not. None of your business.
You'll see how much it can serve me. Sure. Now tell me. What would you like to drink?
Good. Ask questions that concern you.
Go and dance at the pool for me quick.
I hope you're a human type while you're head off.
Did you say something?
No, no, no, no.
If he doesn't have a tag, I'm killing him.
Mm-hmm.
Easy.
Where's the phone? I don't even know we had a phone.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
According to the interior scene, learners have been spotted around your area.
They're coming to loot the bar. Can you protect your bar?
No, it should look like a bar.
Don't want to lose your money.
Don't worry.
Oh, I hope they fucking run in.
They're actually stealing my shit!
They're actually, they got something, two of them got away!
Oh my God!
Escaped looters!
I lost $43 from that!
Upscreen.
I mean, there's just blood everywhere now.
Collect bar stools, close the bar.
you think I have to clean these tomorrow if I don't clean them today I'm not
gonna do it and see what happens
what's this time to sleep the bloodstains will be gone tomorrow trust
Oh, no they're not. Fuck.
Alright, I'll clean all the blood stains.
First tab.
Wait, but I've been right every time, though.
I left a gift.
Alright, I left a gift for you. I'll come back to you.
What kind?
A scanner. If you detect dangerous items like knives, guns, or bombs on the customers, you could suspect it might be a human.
Wait, so this'll say- oh, this'll say the percentage chance.
I get money for cleaning up stains, but not blood.
Two fricking dollars. What am I gonna do with that?
Should have I just stock up on everything that I have at the bar?
If the scanner starts working, some customers may have hidden objects on them.
Scanner bodies move over, customers have hidden objects that will become visible to you.
Not every customer will have one.
But if they have a hidden object, that doesn't necessarily mean they're a...
That doesn't mean they're a human.
Like just because they have a gun.
Ah! What the fuck is that?
Yeah, I'm gonna use the checklist, but I feel like I want to buy.
I want to buy everything.
Like I kind of want to just fill out all the stuff here.
Tears Apple vodka
Because it's like we have so much money why not fill everything
I wish they were out front though.
That did not look like whiskey.
Human tears.
You know how much you would have to fucking collect?
Why are there eyeballs in the tears?
Human urine.
How yellow.
That's not urine.
Why is it green?
You guys ever have green tests before?
I still need to get tequila and then more orange juice.
And it's probably better if we keep stocked up on products, because then they can't loot
as much if they come in and try and steal my shit.
I'm just throwing it in the corner.
It's too far of a walk.
It's a keel-on.
Alright, let's rip it.
Open up.
We're ready.
Look at this.
Now we're all stocked up.
What a fucking bar we have here.
This game's awesome.
Oh yeah, we got way more.
We got way more recipes.
Oh, yeah, we got way more, we got way more recipes of guerrilla poison, forest.
Welcome, what an honor. Can you say our slogan?
No humanity, no nation, no humans.
All right.
Choked that we got potato shubits. They used to feed my kindly dry food.
That's not true. That's not true. I give my dog chicken hearts and apple slices.
They won't eat it.
Very good that we covered it in humans.
They were only harming.
They're still sub-humans alive.
That's what they say.
I don't want to run into them.
Unstable, thank you for the 25 gift-its.
Thank you for the sub-thank you for the 25 gift-its.
Fez, biggie for the sub-Seabass.
Check for the sub-zero.
Lacks, thank you for the three.
Happy birthday, Lacks.
Desert, in love with the sub-hemp for the sub-need.
Thank you for the three.
Watch the stream from Australia.
Well, welcome.
Marissa and one paw on thank you for the sub-noodle and vent.
Thank you for the sub-super cloudy.
X.
Chels, let's go.
Happy birthday, Lex, desert in love with the sub,
head to the sub, need to take over the three.
Watch the stream from Australia.
Well, welcome, Marissa and one pollen taking
with the sub, noodle and vent taking
with the sub, super cloudy, X,
Chelles, lazy, I can't fly for the sub,
Yennex for the three, Xenon for the four,
Matt, cozy and letting up with the sub,
Aweebo taking over the three, lock in.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
What would you like to drink?
I want humanity's time with ice, please.
Why was he fucking...
Oh, now I understand why the barrels have holes.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Bazinga.
Um, do they know the slogan?
Does the drink date order contain human products?
They ordered humanity's tyrant, it does.
No signs of costume on marks.
Oh, I have to do the scanner.
How does this work?
I would say this is an animal
Can I ask them about it even to kill or human milk to kill a vodka apple
Strong drink wouldn't it curdle wouldn't this curdle
Your mic's quiet, my mic's not quiet, buddy, I'm sorry, you gotta turn off the volume on
your PC or whatever you're watching.
I'm gonna wait with the gun.
I don't know, the walkout.
Walkout is slightly suspicious.
Trooper, thank you for the 25 gifteds!
Gifted!
Thank them if you got a sub.
Thank you for the 25.
Gifted's Atticus!
Thank you for the 5.
Secured an engineering internship.
That's awesome.
Nova, thank you for the 3.
I'm a strong board recently.
Accidentally let a guy on for 3 weeks.
We were going to Hoco together or not anymore.
He's heartbroken.
Do you think he'll be okay?
I have no idea.
I don't know him and I don't know you.
So I can't tell you.
Vel and Derek, thank you for the sub.
Seabass for the sub.
Champ for the sub.
Maybe I apologize, but outside of that that's all you can really do.
Ah, this is a fucking game, I know.
I can't just shoot him.
Bye.
I'm asking for the security measures.
Okay, he knows the slogan.
I won't cover all the poison.
It's kind of themselves.
Can I just shoot this guy or not?
You should be more careful, you have four lives left, fuck.
Do I just lose the game if I fail?
So even if they've human-looking arms
Welcome to be here my love
Could you say I'll slow you? Has anyone ever told you a very handsome?
Girl, I'm not saying he's stroking. Give me a fast fob gun, right, I thought.
Those are two grenades.
Who did that?
You fucking idiot.
That one was obvious.
I just thought if they walk like dude the other one had human skin
Oh, we already know this guy
Welcome buddy good to be here
Which one do you want to hear tell me the good news? I got an extra job. We'll be able to buy the camper get the hell out of this place
What kind of job did you get I can't tell you it's a secret job
As long as we get the camper and leave
We found out how metal barrels get punctured.
Humans do it.
So the ones who killed our pig had a donkey that's definitely human.
I hate these humans.
How do they puncture the barrels with their dicks?
They literally fuck them.
Fuck.
A buddy donkey has holes all over its body than these guys.
Oh my God, they're saying they fuck the donkey?
I don't know what his usual is.
against the fruits and hunt.
Orange juice, banana, blueberry.
But do I have to re-scan him if I already know him?
Like we know he's human.
We're not human, we know he's a bear.
See you buddy.
He had cotton?
Bro, I'm telling you that was not...
Bro, it's a bear.
What am I looking at playing now?
I mean...
...we're gonna go back.
Welcome. Can you share a slogan?
Err, if you're mad I don't know no safer humans.
We're gonna go back.
What can I get you?
I'm Legion of Editham. I'm a fable.
We're gonna go back.
I'm listening.
I know you kill humans.
We're gonna go back.
You're mistaken. I don't kill anyone.
Don't lie to me, Marilla. I know you kill humans.
We're gonna go back.
What do you want?
I want you to kill an animal for me.
No way.
I'll give you 500 dollars.
Which animal?
I would you to kill my husband.
He's a hippopotamus.
Why do you want me to kill your husband?
That bastard keeps constantly cheating on me.
I'm on a divorce, but he refuses.
I need to get rid of him.
I can't take a run anymore.
Why do you want me to kill him?
What do you do yourself?
Because I'll be the first person to suspect everybody close to me knows how much I hate him
Nope stupid gorilla, I hope you guys see
I can't do that brother because if I kill if I kill former animals I die in the game
That's a huge one.
Dude, are you okay?
Yeah, can't be.
What are you saying?
Give me a paw, dude.
Give me a paw, dude.
See the slogan.
Fuck your slogan, give me a paw, dude.
You put the wrong gorilla, dude.
I mean like bro, he just looks like a human
He doesn't know the slogan he wants a pour beer which doesn't have animal
No sign of a costume
He doesn't have a mark and he doesn't have a dangerous item.
60% human, 40% animal, but he's fucked up, so he might know the slogan.
God, did he shoot him?
Thanks, Locke.
An orangutan.
Hello, orangutan.
Hello, Gawilla.
I haven't seen an orangutan in a long time. Where are you from?
I'm a legion where old forests used to be. We're trying to bring them back to life now.
Now
Are your force readily damaged?
Yes, you would destroy our forest to make room for farmland harvest timber and especially put his palm oil
Most of the forest where we once lived are gone now. Where are you going to do putting trees again?
Maybe we won't ever long enough to see the forest fully green again. I hope so buddy. I really do you say this
What can I get you?
Like a first vodka with caramel sauce.
Of course vodka with caramel sauce.
He knows it. Doesn't have animal products.
He wears regular, he does got a black key on him.
He does have a gun. He doesn't have a costume. He does have an dangerous thing.
I feel like orangutans though, it's like they just look like humans.
Like I think this guy, this guy's an animal.
Vodka or orange juice, blueberry juice.
Two blueberry juice.
Did he want caramel sauce?
Shit.
I should be done also wait for him to leave just in case I feel like if they
Run out. Yeah, bro. His arms are that fucking long. No humans arms are that long
What game is this animal
Or animal e-bar a gorilla running a bar trying to find humans it's a doctor pigeon
I'm not gonna let you get away with it.
Welcome.
You recognize me?
Aren't you the picture from Adam Graham who keeps getting out of it?
No I'm not.
And who are you?
I'm your-
I'm your...
Porcupine? Come on, brother. You're getting shot in the face.
There ain't no porcupines coming to this bar.
You're fucking dead, buddy.
You're dead as a doornail. Come on. What do you want?
Welcome.
I'm not very loud, but of course why you ask me if it's a slogan!
What's the care of your reasons?
Are these baddies in the trot here?
Could you save a slogan?
No humanity!
That's wrong.
No mercy, no humanity!
Is that it?
Is that the slogan?
That's it. No, that's it.
What's the slogan?
He said no humanity, no mercy for humanity.
Oh come on, don't.
I'm working fine, I'm gonna have a weapon on him.
Or a hedgehog, whatever this fucker is.
So he said it wrong.
He doesn't have a mark, and he doesn't have it.
100 bucks, 100 beans, there we go.
Walking very elegantly.
It's Judy Hopps!
I already saw cotton on her back.
Hello.
Hello, Gorilla.
Can you give me your slogan?
Oh, nose the slogan.
We're gonna catch you.
I'm like a forest vodka.
Of course.
Alright, nose the slogan.
It doesn't have animal products.
It does have that cotton on the back.
I see it.
I don't know what that is.
Hmm.
No animal mark.
And a weapon.
Wait, I actually fuck with this guy, have he?
I like this guy! I like this guy!
He's height-logging, bro.
I don't know the Slurgen, but do you know it?
I do, but I'm not sure.
Oh, he said I do know it.
Now that you got what he wanted, can you give me a milk of Hummer?
Oh, this guy's chill.
Come on.
Close that, boys.
Ooh, Patch?
It's not a patch, it's a bandage.
It's hand-cost. It's not really a weapon.
Does he have a mark?
No. Fuck, man.
He knows the slogan, and he ordered something with, uh, human shit.
I would say that is, I would say that is a bandage.
He doesn't have a mark and he does have a dangerous item, but fuck, what if I flip this?
That's the deciding mark.
Do we think that's a bandage?
It's not even on its skin.
Maybe it's a sign.
I missed.
I missed.
A patch?
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
SHIT!
Now I have to call the boss and I have to explain to him that I just killed a fucking animal.
That's you guys, that's your guys' fault. That's actually your guys' fault.
I literally said that he was a fucking animal.
I'm not listening to chat anymore.
Yes.
He saw another, another innocent animal.
Fuck, I... Dude, my chat didn't, that wasn't my fault.
Bro, I actually was so ready to serve him, I was like, this guy's still a fuck.
And I...
Hello?
I already see the mark as the mark knows the slogan oh my god this is this is
chill spot no dangerous item knows the mark no costume no but yeah okay we're
just we just we serve this person what did she want dance of the fruit dance
the fruits and strawberry double orange banana blueberry
Yeah, sorry, I just killed a giraffe earlier. I'm pretty like shell shocked right now. Sorry
if it's not a great, uh, great drink of it, you know, should be, but that's really the
fault of my specific chat saying that it was human. Sometimes you got to trust the draft.
Why would a draft lie to me?
Festival day.
That's when the day's arrived.
Yes.
Guerrilla, the leaders are coming.
I'm not more of them this time.
I can handle that.
That's a metronome syringe, injected into you at the center of your chest.
What does it do?
Make you move incredibly fast.
You'll be much stronger, even if humans will run into you.
You die instantly.
Where is it?
On the table in your room. Get it from there.
How do I get into my room?
What do you mean, in my room?
Oh, how did he get into my room?
When are they coming in?
Like, should I inject myself right now?
Now I should wait.
It's like whenever they start running in.
So is the goal of this game just to save up enough money so I'm able to buy that man?
We need more human milk and vodka.
I can't open the vodka.
Oh, I do need a user.
I got a fish.
Wow.
Is that it?
Wow.
I
Wow, I think I did really good. I was $91 still you're kidding. Oh
I have to clean up all this blood
This is gonna take forever
Tell me there's a better way to clean this up
Hello, you getting at the leaders
I like this ranch.
Good.
Today's festival day.
Gonna be a lot of people around wearing animal costumes.
Who do you think I am?
Got it.
Make it through today successfully.
I'll give you enough money to buy whatever caravan you want.
Who do you think I am?
How do you know about the caravan?
I know everything, Gorilla.
I know you're going on the caravan trip with your bear friend.
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Oh, mom's been low for him.
You need to be careful.
This is going to take forever to clean that shed.
mods in chat, mod chat? Hello? Alright, dub. Yeah, that's not, I know you're here, you're
I know you want to be a mod, I don't know.
I've perceived Becca as a better VIP than a mod.
Mods have to be soulless, full-blooded,
my general's odd, willing to kill, sexism.
Half of my mods are running.
Half of my mods are running.
What do you mean, what do you mean sexism?
I'm obsessed that I feel no emotion.
Verbally, the bar should pick up the banner? What?
Hang up festival decorations.
Where?
What did it say?
In my room?
Oh.
I can hear the animals.
Oh, I need to get vodka and human milk.
Welcome.
Hello, Gorilla. Could you give me a Gorilla for a sort of chocolate sauce? Could you tell me to soak it in?
Animal mark.
Annie knows the slogan.
There's a slogan doesn't have that doesn't have that has it doesn't all right he's clean
he had it reversed what did he say
I would still say it's green.
Tequila, beer, apple, and banana.
This drink sounds fucking disgusting.
Oh my god, it is Jinxie's birthday today.
Is Jinxie live?
Is that a fake animal mark?
I think that guy was, I think that guy was a human.
Hello?
Errr...
What's he saying?
No humanity, no mercy, no humans.
No humanity, no mercy, no humans.
He's got some jackass, I'm gonna break some more of him.
Oh my god.
Has a weapon.
I think it just looks like a phone.
What do you order?
Horse vodka?
No human products.
No costume, no animal mark.
Does have a dangerous item.
I
Feel like how are you supposed to know
How are you supposed to know if it's 60% human just intuition like there's no world this is the hippo
I don't know if fat can riddle.
Fat?
What do you look like, Zeppelin?
You call me fat?
I'm not fat, I just have big bones.
I've never seen bones like that in my life.
Alright, give me a humanities tyrant. Hurry up.
I was away there.
Well this guy's clean. We know this guy's clean.
Human milk to kill a vodka.
I
Nice
Yes, the shark's husband, but I didn't agree to kill him and it's like bro $500 he just paid me 92 bucks for that drink
Wait, isn't it really smart to serve humans still and then shoot them?
Hello monkey.
Hello gorilla.
You signed someone?
We conduct experiments on humans.
You should ask the humans about it.
I don't think they find it very cool.
You should ask the humans about it, I don't think they find it very cool.
Jumping slowly, no human in the universe are humans.
Humana, Tom, I've never even fucking heard of that.
Oh fuck.
Red John but so that shit so that ghost actually can like come into the real
world and kill people I play a game no I don't want to play come on buddy we can
make a lot of money I say the slogan I will but then we play the game deal right
deal what are we playing there's a number written on that piece of paper on
the table which I guess before you even up in your mouth and above it you'll
I'll tell you I never repeat. Why don't nine?
The number you say matches my guess. I win and I don't drink for free.
What if your guess is wrong?
And you win and I'll leave it to five times the price of the drink. Deal?
Deal.
He's gonna just know it. Four.
I can't kill him bro, he's not a fucking human.
Oh my god, he's been ever setting on his fucking head, should I have just said that?
Wait, one, three?
Why does he have numbers on his body?
Wait, do you think I actually just lost and I got like psychologically manipulated into saying the number four?
One, three, and seven for the safe numbers.
Human, human, will, milk, and whiskey.
I think I found a gun, I'm saying if I find a gun there immediately, I don't think that's
I would have made so much money on that I would have made $600 as it's hit
Welcome, Eagle.
Gonna be here.
Aren't you guys at the festival?
I'm working on some things.
There's the festival on a beautiful day, blah, blah, blah,
bread of heights, no humanity, no mercy for humans.
What can I get you?
Thank you.
Notice the slogan.
Ordered an animal product.
For a human being.
What is happening?
What is happening?
Son of a bitch!
He has cotton.
What cotton?
Don't say that.
When they act stupid like that
They don't have an explanation, they're a human.
I feel like if they're like the giraffe, like they had like a, if they have a reason, then
they're clean.
Hello.
Hello.
What happened to your horn?
It's broken.
How's that your voice?
Humans?
They used to hunt for our horns.
You used to hunt for our horns?
Yeah.
How did you see your horns?
Yeah.
Humans are just a valuable part of our bodies.
Articulous.
I lost my horn, but at least it's alive.
What could you say?
Another slogan? No humanity?
What does he want?
He made a ton of hot sauce.
Human item.
Nothing really is a knife on him.
knows the slogan ordered a product of the human know that does have an animal
does that okay oh he doesn't have a mark I would say this guy's clean and it's
more spot up
Humaniton running out of human milk. Everybody wants it
Then stocked up on the urine for quite some time now it's an acquired taste some would say
Come on, oh he wants hot sauce
beer, even milk, apple juice, plastic cupset, hey!
Good to be here, can I get a dance on the fruits?
Music's low.
Thank you.
See, like, I don't think that's an animal mark, it's a little wet, thinking of the
five gift-its.
I don't think that's an animal mark, Jaff.
Am I wrong?
Like, I feel like it would say animal mark.
But it doesn't.
What the hell are you freaking out about?
Is he out of breath?
Oh shit, I ordered way too much human milk, I have whatever.
I'm gonna scan her.
See, it doesn't say animal mark when I look at it.
And she is a knife.
It is an animal mark? No, but it doesn't say animal mark.
Like normally when I look at it, it says animal mark.
She knew a order to drink, no, didn't order a drink as bad.
and patch doesn't bear an animal Marquesa dangerous item you have to get
closer how do I get closer to her chest
I literally can't afford to kill another you for another animal.
I don't think it's a fake mark. I mean, I can't tell, dude.
Just don't kill anybody. Yeah, then the President dies, and I die either way.
I don't know, man. That just seems like too much to be a costume.
She had stitches on her neck. I think it was just neck folds.
Like this looks like a human.
Hello, Ken Carrilla.
Hello, Carrilla.
I came from the year 3062, just out of the Honey Humanities Tyrant.
I find that very convincing.
If you want, I can prove it to you.
I could even teleport you out of the year 3062.
Is that an Australian accent?
Yeah, not a good one.
I'm right here.
By the way, if you need to save a slogan before it gets started, you can enter tomorrow's
It was rad without yesterday's mind.
Move, move, move!
That's not...
The hell is happening?
Yeah, you wanna press me buddy? That's what I thought, yeah?
Fuckin' from the future. Get out of here.
How much money do I have? I only have $900.
Welcome. Good to be here. You've got an ice bomb.
Get out of the slogan.
I'd like a milk of homo.
Well, who's taking a shit right now?
Oh my god, I'm...
Ah!
Sir, have you recently shot that bad dragon?
What's that up your ass?
He does have an animal mark. He knows the slogan.
Again, he got that, he does, he doesn't have a patch or he doesn't have a tag, but he does have a weapon and a dildo, which could be used as a weapon.
Check out the pass, wow.
Got to invest in a buff log here, buddy. I can't see how good. Even though.
Beer, orange juice, banana.
Yeah, he has that shit so far up his ass that the balls are up there too.
That's not crazy to each their own I mean fair
Order a drink with animals.
Doesn't have that, doesn't have a tag,
does have a weapon.
60, 40.
What did he order?
Gorilla poison.
Tequila, beer.
I don't know.
He said the slogan wrong, what did he say?
WCHA.
What the hell was that for you?
Hello?
It's me, oh buddy, it's me and the mayor.
President Lyons has been killed.
I've arranged the caravan.
Fuck, the president's dead.
Yeah, come on, we need to leave.
Pengu's gonna kill me.
Hurry!
There's someone behind the bar.
I feel like I'm gonna get killed here.
Well, how do you think you're going?
I told you to be careful.
I didn't ever think I'd go.
It doesn't matter anymore.
No, please.
Mr. Bear!
I
Bear saves me and y'all want to be to kill the bear buddy. That's my rider die. That's my rider die
I killed her damn bear
Well, buddy look how pretty
Worse the word for you. Thank you bear
And then they were gay lovers
It's nothing, Gorilla. You're my best friend.
You're my best friend. Are you ready?
Gorilla, there's something I want to tell you.
I wanted to tell you this for a long time,
but I didn't know how you'd react.
Tell me there. I'm listening.
Oh, fuck!
oh fuck wait I thought he was gonna get his confesses love to me I'm human
girl I already know how how'd you find out
you don't have an animal mark you always drinks and drinking dance of fruits
plus there's cotton coming out of your ass and you don't even know it fuck I
never noticed the cotton we're still friends right we are buddy it's all
I don't care.
That's a relief.
There's something I'm wondering.
Why don't you kill the humans?
Why don't the human spirit haunt you?
You kill you.
It won't hurt me.
How can you be so sure?
Because it's my father.
Tantan!
What the fuck does that mean?
It's my father.
How is it my dad?
There's one more thing I need to confess.
I put the holes in the donkey.
He said he fucked the donkey.
Wait, so I'm a human!
Alright.
The only other, I already know the other endings.
We got ending two out of three, the bear saves me.
Other ending, you kill the bear, Pangu kills you, bad ending.
Ending you either do or don't kill the bear, but you have a flawless run flawless run and the president lives
What do you continue?
It's a to be continued
But I can't fire
Like I hope I hope they fucking make like a second one. That was a fun game
And the characters were funny
Justin Eve the sub and I see fried scar Nathan from sub rail thank you to three but thinking my older brother a lot
He's been messing with me pass away when I was 10 from
Glio Blastoma the age of 20. I wish he was still here with me. Well, I'm sorry for your loss, man
I
Don't really know what I could say
What take you to the five
Malik thing of the raid Jane Oliver for the sub dripping for the three
I ran arc for the sub MF Aiden Zane or Zane Smithy for the sub Tommy for the three
Alice trials with Lucy not playing at last trials jib in a high thing of the sub cold Mia and mg take it with the sub static capacity give the five
Bro and stellar take it with the sub CR take it with the five
What are your terms for giving chatters VIP just kind of happens take mr. Gummy with the sub double for three
Shane of the sub trooper thinking of the 25 gifted's Gracie and Liam of the sub Atticus. Thank you for the five
No, but thank you for the three King and Nate taking the sub pizza for the tier three just let's chat here's the schedule now
We're about to play game
For the last sponsor for this game called active matter
For like two hours. It's like an extraction shooter game
We'll just you have to chat and play it
Tomorrow, I'm gonna be doing reacts for like four and a half hours. We're going to be doing
That around one EST maybe 130 Monday. I'm doing a bro v bro with Gadji Tuesday. I'm doing horror games and roadblocks were with steak
Wednesday we're doing
Reacts for like two hours at 11 a.m. Then I'm gone October 1st of the 5th back the 6th reacts games
Then we start GTA the 7th playing that for six hours twice a week until we beat it probably take six streams
the 8th
Needle in a haystack. I'm gonna try to get a squad for random games that next Friday
Reacts Marvel Rivals update
Then the 10th will do more GTA the 14th we have a league tournament 16th another charity stream will probably do a team who
Review that week that I'm back as well. So we order the products so we could review them late October
Food got like coming up trying out to cringe bunch of other shit
But if you haven't even used it but I watch games and play video such I guess that but yeah
Stop being a loser and play another game.
Yeah, we're going to play active matter right now for the last sponsor for active matter.
Are you not hype?
I'm hype.
Hold up.
Oh my God, the ants are infesting me again.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh
Where is it oh my god, it's gone. Oh, it's right here. Oh my god. It's alive now. It's dead
Rhett
Rhett
You're hallucinating I killed an amp it was actually really bad
I think like a year ago when I used to have them all crawling over my desk. That was the worst
All right.
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We played it last week, last Saturday,
if you remember, if you were here,
if you don't, Active Matter is a very unique hero,
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that just dropped, what, like a week, two weeks ago.
It's available on PlayStation, PS5 and Xbox Series S and X.
And it mixture, it's a combination of PVP and PVPVE.
So you have the option of dropping into a location
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If you die in the environment, you lose your stuff.
So you have to extract to obviously keep your stuff.
They have another game mode as well
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What's active matter?
Just explain, Skully.
Thank you, though.
We're going to turn off one of our lights for this
to kind of bring in more of the immersion.
Now, let's hop in.
That's a little QR code, too, if you want to scan it.
I'll keep it there.
It's transparent.
Fair over the sub.
Iconic speed two of the sub.
Jay and Nate taking over the sub as well.
Hold up.
Hold up
All right, is this where you're playing a few days ago. We played it like last week
YouTube video I'll probably post about it on Monday
Holy unorganized, I'm not unorganized. What are you talking about?
Preplayed yes, this game is preplayed. I played it a week ago. What do you mean preplayed?
There's like no point playing saying preplayed also are the drops on I think you get a yeah, you got a gun
You get a m4 5a1 you get a mac 11 and a gun camo if you watch right now
You get drops drops for the games as well
Oh wow, a lot of updates.
This was our kit last time.
We need some pretty good stuff.
We ended up looting this Scorpion Evo out of a loot drop.
Look at my hardcore Skull Trooper-esque skin.
We have a lot of perks, which I feel like I should probably swap out some.
Jump one is probably not as good as Cold-Blooded.
hands good and then Serenity is good because it increases our heart rate.
How this works though, I have like all of my stuff here.
So this is like kind of all my loot on the storage on the right.
This is how I make my kits.
You have armor for your legs and everything.
You bring in Band-Aids and all this other stuff.
This is my quick slots.
You also have your rig, which is just like your items that you can use quickly and
then you have a backpack with a certain amount of storage space.
I have, I don't know if this is actually the weapon ammo that I need.
I need 919, so I don't even need that.
I have 919 ammo, and then I have 918 ammo, so I have ammo for my Makarov and my Scorpion.
And then I also have a pocket knife that I could bring elsewhere, but I also have a
chestlight, so I don't really need that.
Is there anything else that I mentioned last time before I wanted to hop in?
Every time you loot stuff, you could build weapons and stuff through blueprints here.
You just need stuff for them.
Wait, what does it mean, claim?
Okay, why does it say claim?
I can make one.
Yeah, see, so like, right now I'm crafting a flashlight.
I'm actually gonna cancel that.
I'm actually going to cancel that because I don't need that.
But this is how you make different weapons and different things that you're able to unlock.
And then over here is the refiner where you basically scrap items down to more basic parts
so you're able to make stuff.
That's the premise of the game.
And then there's different maps and different missions and stuff that you could get and
you get more loot.
Uncle and Mikey for the sub, crap for the sub, Levy, think of the three.
First time I'm sending this, I want to say I love the video, Sebastian Philosophy
Rants, keep it up.
Thank you for a net fake of itself iconic it's me for the stuff. Oh, we actually could wait should we do an open raid? I
Don't know what map we should do I
I know there's other streamers playing this right now. Do we know what maps they're on?
So I could stream snipe and then kill them
They're on military base I've actually never done military base
Scrapyard scrapyard at midnight terrifying now
What are people saying in chat anybody want to squat up for PvE?
I am not squatting up with you for PvE buddy.
I'm trying to kill other players and loot their bodies.
Chat pick which one do we do scrapyard or military base?
They're both at night.
Do a poll, do a poll, do a poll.
Actually, do a poll real quick, and I'm going to pee.
Give me like 30 seconds, because these raids take like 20 minutes.
Alright.
Did we run the poll?
Okay, military.
What mod spelled military that way?
Milit-ill-it-ary, mil-milit-ill-i-a-tary.
Wow.
That's, that's an attempt for sure.
Where's military?
There it is.
I can't do an open raid, I could do PBE.
I'm just going to do open raid on Meltai.
I think we have a decent chat.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Ok, I have medkits.
I was going to say, if I don't have medass-
Did we just hotplayers?
God, it's going to be so dark though.
How this works, by the way, is I'm going to be encountering a lot of scary monsters that
are either invisible or sprinting at me, they might shoot things at me.
There's also bot militants a lot of the time, so since we're out of military base, I'm
going to be assuming there's going to be people that want to kill me in general as
well.
Oh, it's not nighttime.
Where am I on this map?
I'm going to do alt.
Alright, so there's distorted right next to me.
I don't know if there's going to be people near me.
I would assume there will be.
How do I get in the military?
If we could get a third-party kill off RIP, that's all you need.
The amount of loot?
Can I jump this?
Oh, I could cut it.
I'm an idiot.
Oh my god, why am I walking around the fence?
Which-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
Oh, I'm third-partying someone.
Oh my god, he got it.
Oh wait, no he killed the bot.
Where did he go?
WHAAAAAT?!
Buddy, please, buddy, please, buddy, please.
It seems like an easier task.
I can go get my stuff.
Oh.
Oh...
Wait!
It seems to hurt.
It's good that I don't feel pain.
They're not gonna raz me, they're just gonna steal my shit.
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Oh, that was a good kid too. That was a good kid too. Oh, I died that fast. You gotta be kidding me
Oh my god, he knew I was there too. Oh
Should we build another kid or free kit that bro, I feel like those guys are so like gooped up I
Feel like I should I feel like I should freak it
I could re-chip with like an AK or something, but I don't really know.
I feel like this looks like an area that a lot of people are killing each other at.
We won't stream site view. Yeah, okay.
Yeah, okay.
I never understand how like when you okay actually genuine question to the
stream snipers. When you guys stream snipe me in any game, do you have me up on
your left monitor at like a 10-second delay and you're just like kind of like
tracing where I am to try and find me? Like I that has to be how it works. It's
like you're kind of on a delay just looking for someone.
I've tried to stream snipe my my fellow streamers before in burying games. It doesn't really work though
Alright, we're about to get transferred. There's a minimum of four other players in here
Or we were waiting for four so I don't know how many people it's gonna be
I'm pretty kidding, bro. They're gonna come in. They're gonna come in so gooped up
Have you told Junko happy birthday? No, should I call him?
But he's probably getting spam called right now
Oh my god, I feel like I spawned in an ideal location, ooh, no idea.
I spawned in a bunker, but I'm far from everything.
What weapon do I have?
Cause I'm free-kitting right now, I don't really know what I have on me.
I have a PM 63 with an extra mag and ammo for my Makarov as well.
I could try and loot like certain areas for a better gun before I pick a fight.
Do you think that's smart?
Because we're in a military base, so there's gonna be stuff.
Okay, that's not a chivalry.
That counts as a melee weapon.
This thing actually seems like it might shred.
Did I move this far?
Oh, that shit is blown.
Dismeterines.
I'm going to go mid and hope that I find somebody that doesn't see me.
But if we pull up on any sort of monsters as well, I'm probably going to shred ammo
for it.
Oh my God, wait, there should be just a million weapons here.
M4?
That's got to be better.
M4?
Oh my God, are these all weapons?
Okay.
Okay, just for your guys' information, there are monsters that are invisible that can randomly
pull up on me at any moment.
What else is here?
This has to be a good rifle crate.
74 I'm actually gonna toss this
I'm hearing shots do you think the RPK is better than the M4 this is an uncommon AR so I would assume this is better
Dude there's just so many weapons here. This is actually like the best area if this is a regular AK. I'm not taking it oh
That also looks good
I forgot I could have two main weapons.
The zone began to move.
Do you think we're Achilles or a turtle?
What does that mean?
Do I think I'm an Achilles or a turtle?
Errol? The zone's closing. I really should stop looting and get to fight someone.
More ammo, sure. Alright, what's that?
I have two guns here. This one seems better. I'm gonna keep this one out.
The zone's closing in.
Ah!
AHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT WAS THAT?!
Do I not have meds? Oh my god, I don't have meds.
Oh, no I do. Oh, no treatment on fire.
I'm not a fan. This place is practically screaming that something valuable is hidden inside.
That it's lying.
Oh, it's getting dark and scary.
I'm hearing shots out of the zone.
There's no extracts even open yet.
Do you drive post up here and wait, maybe do some scouting?
We'll loot a little bit more.
Tank crew hat.
I swear I heard somebody.
I have marked a lot of new signals on there.
Shut up!
They seem to be artifacts.
I'm going on the roof
That's a that's a monster right there. That's dressed as a flower man
Oh my god roof gameplay wait this is ideal
It's so foggy
I gotta, I gotta push it, I gotta push it. More of the curiosity right now.
The zone reminds me of a musical piece where tension rises and never resolves.
And now this signal, like a nuke, it's almost romantic.
The zone literally wants to hold us close.
Too bad our cognitive patterns will disintegrate and we won't fully appreciate the beauty of the moment.
Where is this other player?
I've heard him right next to me and the monsters were chasing him and then he just did.
like they're running that way like they're chasing it
am I in the zone? oh my god I'm not in the zone
Oh
This is a bad zone right now
Oh my god, yeah, just tell me where we are
Just tell me where we are, that's fine
Yeah, just tell me where we are
Come on, please, please, please, please
Who the fuck is that?
I don't have time to wait and drive, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.
There's one on me.
No, we're good. I think I actually might get out of here alive.
Are those team players? What was happening here?
This was a guy that just sprinted at me.
Dude, if I'm blast alive right now, this is clutch.
Where's his stuff?
Happy mine, Paul.
What?! Oh my God, I don't even have time to lose, you're kidding.
Part of me longs to try
I'm not even one and I thought this is bad
The circle's getting so small
29 out of 30 we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. I gotta kill final player
Bro, I killed two players.
I was select reward.
Scorpion E though.
I gotta sneeze.
Oh my God, run back to free kit.
Run back to free kit.
Run back to free kit.
Collect the rewards.
Let's go let it back
Eww a shotgun should I just make my own kit?
Yeah we're gonna get ourselves.
I don't want to do a shotgun freak it.
Flashlight, I like all the drops that we have.
weapon we're gonna go AK how do I like dupe mags here cuz I want more mags I
I know I have more out here I'm gonna bring two clips we'll bring a small
back back and then I'll bring a pistol and move some to load vest we're gonna
like 70. Is that all we need? We need mad jets. I think we're good. We'll bring a
medium rig so we just have more space to.
Don't have any attachments. I feel like AK pistols good
Am I missing anything oh military base done
Oh military base is done. I feel like I should just do this military base or like some sort
of open raid. Maybe scrap yard at midnight? It's gonna be scary though. Send it. Yeah,
I have to, I need it, yeah I need to be able to extract. This one has an open extract off
red. Reeps and bean out of the sub nox that figured the thre. Mr. Shark Rob, tiny, but
the sub they'll take it before. Sub to you on August 21. I was remotely OGE,
W through hard times the first time donated because of my school schedule change so I can be extreme more. I'm from Finland
W chatter and we'll come back to the stream in a while brother. Tiny and Ryf take this up on a penis and sub
Wolf falls apple and make take it but sometimes I have to step as well
What are we doing we're playing a game called active matter
Active matter thank you to active matter for sponsoring this portion of today's stream
Download it today. That's what you want to act in matter. Are you gonna call John cow after this raid?
I'll call John cow if he's not busy
Oh, it does have a sight why did I not think this out of this thing out of scope?
It is eerily quiet
I'm gonna see where I am.
Flashlight, what is this? How do I use this? How do I use this to turn on flashlight? There we go. Oh my god, does that power?
I see him. Oh my god, I see the other player. No way.
Oh, they're getting mauled to death go back inside
We do in a minute
I'm here to unlock on fire.
Yeah, I'm having Vietnam flashbacks for the ball lightning.
Ball lightning is very dangerous.
Alright, there's two bodies I can do.
That one guy had a pistol, so I'm pretty sure he's broke.
I'm gonna go loot that.
We're full on health right now, which is good.
I think I killed probably like three of the players in this lobby.
I don't know what that green aura is.
You think that stink gas is safe to walk into?
About a five out.
Get flopped.
Ow. Wait, do these things hurt me?
Oh, this is like killing me.
Am I dying?
I think I'm gonna die.
Ball, I think you can't hurt me inside.
I think I'm gonna die. That was, like, really hurting me.
Did I hear somebody turn off light?
You see? Oh my god, you're a genius. I've been thrusting apps.
Wasn't there a guy that I killed right here?
I'm healing and then I'm gonna run out for those jobs. I know I'm camping right now if I keep getting
I wish I had mad injectors. This takes forever to fucking heal this side.
All right.
We haven't really gotten anything good enough to extract yet.
I saw all the shots from there.
Oh, sorry.
I just let him die to the monsters
Dude, I don't even need a reload right now, I have so many mags.
He wasn't that great.
I don't know if he died, but all the monsters running to me after makes me think he died.
Because like why would they stop aggro on him?
It's not even big noise.
I gotta remember to loot these guys.
Because these guys are valuable.
I'm gonna go see what his stuff is I hear
I wanted to get his stuff. I wanted to get his stuff. Like, yeah, I got active matter
And some like armor plating like it was still a profitable trip, but
What else can I refine I think they changed the refining menu this is a lot simpler to look at
What do you mean, not enough components?
I'm an idiot. You're in the wrong tab. Start fusing.
I have two out of one, but it says not enough components.
How so?
Whatever.
I gotta load all my stuff.
We gotta fix our kit up too.
I have a lot of money right now.
I probably shouldn't do my my face cam down I can buy a lot of stuff
Where is sub goal there it is
This we could actually I just load a bunch of mags I have five mags right now
I feel like that might be too many.
Move some to storage.
Oh, I could just move individually one storage.
Yeah, I think three mags and extra ammo is fine.
I think having five mags is like, I'm just gonna die with that.
I'm going to repair all my stuff and then do I have med injectors?
I do have nine.
Should I just bring these?
Pain killer?
Interrupts pain shock.
I don't know how good that is.
We're going to move some to load vest.
We'll take five.
And then this can go.
Do I need anything else?
I really like this gun.
I really like this gun.
I think the scope's good.
And then I got the flashlight too.
All right.
And I get an M4, a spaz, and an M9 for all that.
Gooped.
More credits.
Oh, should we check the shop?
Looks like a really expensive gun.
The SCAR is $33,000.
The AEK, $96 grand.
Wolf.
This pistol looks like it kills.
Hand cannon.
Oh my God, should we buy a sniper?
I can buy a bunch of med injectors too.
I feel like the MediJax are really good.
Small safe shelters.
Oh, you could like, you could like
spruce up your current shelter.
No one can talk?
What do you mean no one can talk?
Take it out of your middle only.
I kinda wanna buy this sniper.
Oh, you have to unlock monolith.
Wait, open the monolith menu.
How much do I have I have a thousand I feel like I could get through this now
I could just buy everything I
Have to just spend more monolith tokens if I spend more monolith tokens I unlock more of that stuff
Well, let's just unlock all the weapons and backpacks and good stuff
Oh, this is me buying the blueprints for them.
I have so many monolith tokens.
How much do I need to spend?
Oh, you need ten successful raids.
Alright, then I'm just going to buy everything on every menu.
Like why wouldn't I?
Ooh, I can buy a 500k file.
That's very expensive.
not spend all our creds right now I should have a bajillion blue friends please
extract I extracted last night are you guys betting on whether or not I
extract and then now this gives me all in so it's not a blueprint anymore now
I could just make all of these things if I just have this stuff I need to go I
I need a goop like natural loot more.
Military base opens in two minutes.
We'll do a different one.
We just did scrap yard.
Let's do this one.
This looks like it has a lot of stuff.
I think I just got thrown
an open raid mid activity through and jacks of a sub llama and crail think of the three be where the
you skinner this looks like uh duck think of a sub like a to the sub jack think of the sub
knocks up in the three saver from the sub oh my god i didn't call jonko
keep forgetting
here the contract i thought there's some people that do the contract specifically i
I feel like I could just get them like as I go.
There they are.
I'm right by the flower.
Oh no.
Not the ball lightning.
I have marked a lot of new signals on the map they seem to be artifacts
Yeah, there's a loot box 200 meters away. I'll go get that
Your chops
Oh, they're probably contesting this.
Oh my god, I'm a support.
I knew he's coming.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Oh my god, what is happening? I'm just fucking exploding constantly.
I mean, that was just cut from the start.
Dude, I'm in the anomalous zone. When you see that, like, warped matter, you have to throw coins at it.
You run into it, it just explodes you. Actually, I'm kind of trying to resolve it.
I feel like I should go get my stuff.
I just start with a knife. I'm going to go get my stuff.
There's no point in not trying. There's something behind me.
Oh my god, it's all over again.
It's all over again.
Oh, it's all over again.
Oh, it's all over again.
I'm gonna stab this fucker.
Oh!
wow okay okay I see how it is you know can you get me a res though
can you get me a red card
all right we lost our stuff if he's mid game I'm not going
Oh
He's not even live. Oh my god, is he taking off for his birthday?
But he already streamed
No
What bro, he's not oh no, you know, he was like he wasn't alive. He hasn't been live yet. I'm not calling him then
Jinx for the sub hollow and jack of the sub why not improve the sub all taxed him
We'll shoot him a text.
He's older than me.
That's wild.
I feel like I can't, bro, I really want to redo that.
I want to redo that raid.
Where was I just at?
Oh, military base is open again.
I'm pretty kidding it because we're gonna get better weapons, but no he is over the main dude
I always forget like how much older some twitch streamers are and it's like I I'm wondering
when that next generation is gonna start I feel like it has and it's like there are
younger guys like Rekai. What are like other big younger streamers? I mean like
Clicks, but like Clicks has been big. Like I'm 24. Speed's not, speed's not that
young.
Ray, yeah, I mean like these guys have been in the game for a while. Neon's not
that young. I'm more just saying like it's odd yeah Yana, Yana wardrobe those are like younger
younger people that are getting bigger that is true. I need to go to the shooting range that's
where I'm gonna get all the loot and I really don't I don't even have a backpack right now
oh my god I don't even have a backpack I have like no loot.
I don't know what I was expecting I kind of want to go to the hangar. I think I might sprint there because I know there's loot there right now
I'm in like a greenhouse
I'll check this building first though
No, but it was weird. It's like I mean I started streaming when I was 17 or not 17
I started social media when I was 17. I didn't make money. It's probably like almost 20
but uh, I
I don't know. It's like I still started fairly young and I was the youngest for I was the youngest in like the streaming space for a while
And I was like a part of the youngest generation, I guess and now I'm kind of like the average
Like me jinxie
Kaseo Ron Jason like we're all like the same ish age
But I think like three years time. There's gonna be like a newer like three or three or four years time
Like if I'm still streaming I'll be the Ludwig, you know, like I'll be
Oh my god, they're like endos
Can I come upstairs I'm hiding in here
Oh my god, they can come inside yeah, bye. Yeah, bye
Not dealing with that is that another one of them of this terror this area's terrible go to the hangar
Oh my god, it's still chasing me
Is it?
It's gone.
Oh, fuck this.
It seems like an easier task.
It's why we freak at this.
It's why we freak at this, trust me.
Yeah, now, speed 21, I don't know, it's just like, it'll be interesting to see.
Like there's obviously phases of content and there's people who, you know, kind of stay forever,
like a Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Corey Kenshin, like these are guys that are kind of in the space
and are going to stay in the space for some time, but then there's like kind of the constant
cycle of creators that have like, you know, anywhere between a three and an eight year,
I guess, social media career. And I'm curious who like the next generation will be. You know
what I mean? Like, because I don't think I'm going to be streaming five years from now,
at least in the level of consistency that I do now. Like, do I think I'll go live?
Maybe. But I think I'd be going live more on the same like, guys is like somebody
like Ryan Higa where he's just kind of like streaming when he wants to versus, you know,
like six days a week, five days a week or whatever, but I'm still always going to be fascinated
by like who's in the space, you know, like who's going to be, I don't know, streaming
or making new avenues of content. Like I'm curious what streaming will look like five
years from now. Like in 2031 what is what is the average streamer gonna be like?
Do you think it'll be like, do you think it'll be like dystopian and bad or just like I'm curious
of like the content morphs to like a full separation where it's like desktop streamers
that are just doing like gaming variety stuff like I'm doing right now and then people that are
they're just like in public, just rage bait being annoying.
I think like, I think the, the pollers are going to separate.
I think like the average streamer is going to kind of stay the same.
And you know, there's going to be people that do their own unique ideas and
hold events like streamer games or like stuff like live.
But I think there's going to be kind of an increased number of people that
are just kind of, there's more of the ending.
Are there Zendos?
I'm gonna run on this and they won't be able to reach me if they are.
Is it G-Jude?
Oh, and I fell in with them.
Maybe if I don't get close enough they won't see me.
Okay, well that's a problem.
They're getting closer.
Are they getting closer?
They're moving.
Yeah, they're getting closer.
Fuck.
I can't even move here.
Yeah, they're getting closer. Fuck.
I can't even loot here.
Bro, those are impossible to deal with.
And they do so much damage.
Should I just camp up here and wait for somebody to walk across?
There's so much good loot in those gun cases.
That's really what I want to look at.
Divine taking the 10 gift-ins.
I could be a little weasel rat and sit here, because they can't come up here.
I hear shots.
Do you not have ammo?
ammo am i able to kill them they're
unkillable that's the craziest that is
the craziest thing to deal with like you
just have to you have to avoid them
okra nades will kill them i have a
a hot spot for needs, but I didn't equip needs.
Oh, that would've been so smart.
Now I know I was going back in here.
All right, well, we just gotta run.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
And now I'm getting shot.
I like it.
Wow, that like broke both of my limbs.
I'm still first aid kidding.
I've used half of my first aid kit.
Oh my god, that's bad.
I noticed a guy over here.
I'm here in the clouds.
Let me get my bearings.
Let me get my bearings real quick.
That sounded very close. I see them.
Fuck, there's more of these enders.
AHHHHHHH!
anything that doesn't kill us makes us stronger right well I died so it didn't
make oh I have a beacon there's a chance there's a chance
where there's a will there's a way
Oh my god, would this hell you have stuff in it?
I have marked a lot of new signals on the map.
And it seems like artifacts.
A lot of new signals. Get me a weapon.
Oh, you're kidding.
Oh my god, you're kidding. There's an endo behind me too.
Just keep running. Just don't stop running.
Just don't stop running in Molaev.
Maybe.
Don't stop running. Stop the door behind us.
Oh, there's another one lovely. Oh, there's another one lovely. Oh, there's another one lovely.
That's my dead body.
Do I do?
You're camping my body. You are a rat.
You are a rat.
Oh my god, there's no way he can't my body. Oh my god,
He sat there and waited for me
Now you're a dork. Oh my god, I would have done the same thing
But since he did it to me now you're a dork. That's lame
That's so lame. Oh, Jinx he responded
Yo, what was I saying now?
What was I running about and then I died?
Devon take it with a sub animal
I spit Devon take it with the five gift it's damage and fumble for the sub to go Jinx
or jixie not jinxie dumb and hollowed with the sub fruit and crawler three of the next generation of streamers
really just content creation in general like I hope I don't tap out of that space does that make sense
like I hope as I like kind of I'm not I don't want to phase out of streaming anytime soon but I'm
I'm saying, in my mind, I go six months from now,
I might cut back streaming cadence a little bit,
meaning as much as I go live.
And then a year from then, cut back.
And so it's like three years from now,
how often I'll be going live will probably just
be whenever I fucking feel like it.
But at least that's how I see it.
But you can't really plan for that.
Why, though?
Just because eventually I want to start a family,
have kids, travel the world, shit like that.
And I've always said, a heart out for me is having a kid.
I think I would never want to be in the central media space
like while I have a kid, like certainly not.
Which I think is like a valid thing.
I don't even think most people would really disagree with that.
Can I buy mags?
Or do I have to craft mags?
How does that work?
Oh, I can buy mags.
What mag do I need?
What time am I using?
An M110.
I think I just saw the mag for that.
Where's the mag?
I'll rank two.
This is a this is a this is a showstopper gun. This thing puts him down
We'll bring some meds should we bring nades yeah, dude we have 28
Not enough volume
I'll bring four nades I
Think everything else is fine. We'll do a respawn beacon. I want a flashlight
And then we have our first.
Okay.
But yeah, no, I think a hard out is like having a kid.
And so I don't know.
That's why I always say three years,
because I'm 24 right now.
And I'm like, by the time I'm 27,
I'm gonna kind of probably want to start transitioning
into something else.
I'm not really like, I'm not like a Ludwig or a Markiplier.
Like I don't really have long-term aspirations.
Like I don't want to make them, that sounds sad.
I don't want to make a movie.
I don't want to start a company
that holds these crazy events.
Do I want to be a part of crazy events
and do stuff that's cool for sure.
But I don't know, you're not in a relationship, right?
Yeah, no, I'm single right now.
But I don't perceive myself, I guess, doing social,
I don't really perceive myself actively posting
six days a week when I'm like 30, you know?
So I think that's just kind of how I perceive it
in my mind.
I really don't wanna go back to that military base
with the ENDOS.
I kinda wanna go scrapyard again.
I feel like scrapyard did me well.
Last time we went Scrapyard we did good.
And I could freak it too.
I'll freak it.
I could attack with a spear.
But what was I saying?
No, I hope when I'm done or when I slowly phase out
that I still stay, I guess, involved
in understanding the social media.
I think that's just a hope that I have in life.
Would you guys relate that,
I don't think anybody really wants to be
that out of touch grandpa.
When you see like old people not understand any aspect
of like modern society, that's like sad.
And you know, I think there's a point where it's like,
okay, you know, I'm too old, do I give a shit anymore?
And it's like, you know, who cares?
Why do I need to know the new poppin games coming out
or like stuff like that?
But I want to stay like, I'm scrolling reels when I'm 80.
That's what I want.
Like I want to be, like I want to understand,
like I want to be one of the old people
that like gets the six, seven need, you know?
I don't want to be somebody that's like,
er, why is, why is Kreptow currency?
Like, I want to understand stuff.
You know, I think I was my grandpa before he died.
Like, he knew, like he understood the basis of like most,
hold up, do I have an AK?
Oh, I'm free-kitting, oh my God.
Wow, that's brutal, RMG on his own.
I am so sorry.
You know, I just don't want to be there, but I'm going to steal your stuff.
Oh.
Is he gone?
Well, I feel really bad about that.
Should I feel bad about that?
I don't know, that was like almost too easy.
Why'd you call me solace?
Oh, I said you have to be solace to be a mod.
I'm not saying you are solace, but you have what it takes to ban a chatter.
You know what I mean? You have what it takes to sometimes rug pull a prediction and not care about it, you know?
You have to be, at times, robotic, as a model.
And you have to, you know, you gotta be willing to put people's emotions aside.
WAH!
And I get shot. Well, there it is, there it is.
Anything that doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
Right?
Stop saying that.
Why does it keep saying that?
Anything that doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
I'm dead.
Hey Joe, don't read out loud.
Well, I'm sorry that you're going through that.
I wish the back of the-
Leave the sub-DBA for the three.
As sad as it would be for you to retire,
rather, it'd be on your own.
Free time like PewDiePie
Will rather than you end off on a bad note. I see for the sub. Yeah, broccoli or toe for the sub
CX or as you for three or like burnout
Animal and Devon pig at the time get kids. I don't know
Where he kind of just slowly rolled back until he didn't rip it anymore versus
the idea of having to
You know
Go until you feel like you can't anymore and then just quit. I feel like that sucks. I love the military base
I'm gonna go here. I'm gonna go here. I
Think I'm not even I can't
Close more to your insta pass. I'm close to my story
Usually about random stuff for like charity streams though
That's kind of the way that I like inform people about charity streams is through that
I'm somebody that posts on Instagram once every eight months. I'm not really an active person on Insta
Or I mean tech talk and I'm posted on anymore. I see an odd for the sub. I do be doom scrolling now
What's active matter I'm glad you asked exhibition when active matter thank you active matter for sponsoring the stream
active matter is a
extraction
Shooter that involves a lot of anomalous activity basically. I'm being teleported dimension to dimension trying to find my own because I'm stuck
In this infinite cycle trying to get back to my home
Everywhere I go is kind of like Earth, but not really
You could do PvP
VE which is player versus player versus environment or just player versus environment like I've been doing open raids where I'm playing against players and
monsters
But you can do one if you
I'm gonna root this.
This is terrifying.
I like this gun, it does a lot of damage.
Rusty lock.
See that's what you don't want to walk into.
This one collapses in a minute already.
I've been here for like 30 seconds.
Oh my god, a gun face.
Huge.
R.P.K. With scope, don't mind if I do.
I don't have space.
I'm gonna leave the AK.
I feel like I have a million of them.
I feel like the R.P.K. is better.
How are shots? Turn off light.
First aid kit will actually take.
And nubs.
Can we go towards the shots? Is it gonna be a shotty?
Ewww.
It's a common shock and I'm gonna leave it.
If it feels like the walls are closing in, it's not your imagination.
It's not your imagination.
The monsters are coming in, and you're gonna die soon.
I would run if I were you.
You know what they say, it's not over until you're dead.
The scanners picked something up.
I could say be careful, but you'll go anyway, won't you?
I'm hearing a lot of shots.
it got really dark and hazy. No way that hurt. I just fell 10 feet. Maybe. Oh my god, I have to met him.
Oh, there are people right next to me.
He moved in silence.
I hear them.
They're past the wall, like me.
I got that guy right there.
Joe you're bombed. Thank you.
And I take this cube.
Oh my god did I kill him? Oh my god is he dead?
Oh my god, tell me he's dead! Oh my god, he's dead!
We almost succeeded. It's good that we can try again.
Respawn beacon.
There's a chance.
Has the zones tried to move, or is everything blurring in my eyes?
Bro, what is happening right now?
I can't jump that. I'm gonna die.
It's over.
It's so over
Oh my god, that was so close what a fucking idiot. Oh my god
Standing there dooping bro. I should have killed him
I
Can't believe
That was so close. It was so close
Italian in half of the sub Zen take it with the five gifts. It's Newsy and a ton of the subject taking the three
I started streaming two weeks ago. I know it sounds stupid. I feel discouraged not growing at the speed
I hope to I post on tiktok and YouTube any advice setting the bar too high
I want to hear your opinion. I'll be nice even the subject take it with the five. I
Mean at what pace are you grow? I what at what piece are you expecting to grow?
I don't really know
Like I don't really know how I can help you I don't know like what you're trying to achieve, you know what I mean
I'm gonna I'm gonna load in this ring
What is the QR code do you just download the game?
It's easier to do activate my active matter that's there for people that want to use it
Um
What was I saying, I mean, I don't think there's like a
one-pace fits all
You know some people blow up pretty quick like case so and some guys it takes, you know six years like Jinxie or Jack Pembroke, you know, it's like
There's no there's no rhyme or reason to it necessarily
I would say as long as you're constantly improving
improving. If your content is improving and you're learning what does and doesn't work
and what you should and shouldn't do, that's what matters. Progress is progress. If you're
not making progress, that's a sign that you need to reevaluate what you're doing. But
if you are making progress, you're doing the right thing, then I don't see how you
can really, like, kick yourself for that, you know?
Like, if you're making progress, you're making progress.
At what pace you are, maybe you could ramp it up,
but, like, if you're not taking steps back
where you're not just stagnated,
that's all that really matters.
I gotta kill this thing.
Oh, there's a lot of them.
I mean there's just like I don't really know what advice I could give you you know what I mean like how do I give advice
I need a backpack.
Really I gotta go kill one of these guys and steal his backpack.
That's what I need to do.
I mean, there's a chance I'd find one in this stall.
You are it!
Anything that doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?
Anything that doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?
That actually pissed me off. I have I was getting good loot there, and I'm like
peacefully looting
In a corner of an area and he just pulls up on me and just
But it blinks me in the head
Take it with a seven never been a stream before I have a YouTube year. I'm 19 dropped out of college
I didn't play it and my girlfriend who I thought was the one left me for acts
Never really dealt with suicidal thoughts, but I experienced a lot lately, and I'm extremely worthless
Or I feel extremely worthless, and I would appreciate some advice
Sorry for ruining the vibe, man.
You're not ruining the vibe, bro.
If you're actively suicidal and concerned
that you're going to take your own life, call 988.
It's a suicide hotline, please.
Suicide's never the answer, man.
I wish you the best, but outside of that, man,
I mean, I understand your girlfriend left you,
and that sucks, but you're 19.
You're gonna have a lot of relationships ahead of you.
I understand you dropped out of college.
I don't know why you dropped out of college.
I don't know your reasoning for that.
You're saying you're unemployed.
I would say you just got to work on improving your life
and yourself, man.
It's going to take time, but you got to try and find a job.
You know, you got to maybe think on whether or not
you want to go to trade school or college
or what you want to do with your life.
You know, you're at a turning point in your life
where you're going to be making a lot of decisions that
are going to, I guess, be hard.
You know, that doesn't mean you can't backpedal on them.
You know, like a lot of people switch to their majors.
A lot of people drop out of college.
You got to have a plan in place, man.
If you're just dropping out of college
because you don't want to go, you
have to have something else that you want to strive towards.
You got to pick up a passion.
You got to find what makes your gears turn in life.
Everybody has something.
And don't say you don't because everybody does.
And it's a lie to yourself to say that you don't.
So I would say try and find that
and try and keep pushing forward, man.
As long as you're constantly self-improving,
that's all I could really say.
I understand it's sad that you maybe
dropped out of college and you're not with your girlfriend anymore but that's
not a reason to kill yourself man please get help half and Jonathan for the
sub half snooze he's in taking the five gifted's you'll and see you think of the
sub terror will and no matter but yeah
and I'm not saying go back to college you know college isn't for everybody I'm
not I'm not saying you need to do that but I'm more so like why do you do
that slash what do you want to do instead of that you know there's usually
something that people have instead of college that they would like to pursue or
achieve in some sort of way. Do I have SEDMO? No.
I'm bringing a large backpack bro. I might go do like a PvE raid. Am I a loser if I
do a PvE raid right now?
Yes, okay. I want to be the
What else do I need to bring?
I'll bring a pestle as well
I'm Emma for this for the Emma
918
Do I not have any 918 ammo?
I might not.
I need to get SV, too.
I'll actually just buy an extra mag.
I don't really use the pistols.
Where is the SV?
Oh my god, I keep getting a thermal scope.
Come on.
I feel like we play like an absolute rat.
Holy.
Wait, is this a ball action?
I'm too much valuable climbing around.
I can't shoot it. Where's the shooting range?
Isn't there a shooting range?
Am I crazy?
I was over here.
Yo, what?
Am I missing?
How to chew time.
I feel like I need a weapon mod then.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I feel like I need a weapon mod then.
Is there a muzzle I can buy that increases damage?
SB.
Oh my god, I can buy a suppressor.
Oh, I have to get a new monolith level for that.
I need more successful raids. I keep dying
Let's go with a like a lesser scope then I feel like
How how big of a scope is this
There's no way I'm missing
I feel like military base, I can be a rat.
Oh my god, the military base just disappeared.
It finally learned how to aim.
What do you mean, it?
We'll do scrap yard.
It's on midnight.
Let's do the thermal base.
My thermal scout.
Oh no, my macaron pistols are enriched.
Oh no, my macaron pistols are enriched.
Oh my god, I just strapped right there. I'm almost fainted. You know when the blood rushes
to your head? Extreme worm, they give the five subs. Straight for Will, Red and Extreme for
the sub. Nomad, Tarot, Will, Jonathan, and half they give to the sub.
What do you think about the new Minecraft dimension being added? I didn't even get
to see what it was like. I just heard them announce it. Notice the sidearm? I have a
pistol. I don't have a secondary weapon though. I probably should have brought one. Seeing
that I have a sniper, but it'll be fine. I want to get up somewhere. Oh yeah, like...
No, I want to get up there.
Oh my god, ideal camp spot.
Bro, I need to be able to get up there.
I'll just go to a scrap.
Oh my god, can I get on top of that?
Oh my god, I can't.
I see a laugh.
It's broken.
Ah.
Is there a way you can get up there?
I'm not going towards that light.
Nope.
Nope.
Ah!
Oh my god.
The negative experience is also an experience.
players. I'm just donating loot to the players. That's really what's happening right now.
I uh, it was just PvP or PvE. It was both. That was a real player that killed me. That
was a real player that killed me like twice. And he was just QE'ing around a corner. He
was literally going like this and just waiting for me. Oh my god. PvE? No, I'm gonna free
get that. Now I'm going to freak out like a child. Bill, thank you for the fright. I never
catch your shrooms on the bottom of the bottom of the same thing you're probably mean through
mental health challenges recently. Thank you. Leave it up to the sub, I hope you're all right.
But I think of it as two subs, IG for subgaming the fray. Extreme thank you for the fright.
Bro, I just wanted to get up to a sniper spot and then I just immediately died.
Like immediately died and now I'm free kidding again
Brutal
Oh my god, they give me an AK
get off!
I
Did I kill him where did he go? I think he ran away did he run away extreme taking the five
Did he run away
Is that a player?
Oh, player's in there.
He's in that crate.
Our back's still there.
I'm going to kill him.
Boss?
No, that's not true.
That's impossible.
Like how am I so I didn't see him
like I feel like these players are just
like far better than me do you think
they have better loot no I think I'm
just getting dog but I actually think
I'm just getting demolished like that's
That's what's happening.
Like it has to be.
We're going to get it done.
I had my I'm just
I'm just not finding this out.
I'm just not finding this out.
I'm just not finding this out.
I have a safe container.
So if I get anything good, I could put it in there.
And if I die, it stays in my inventory.
Oh, my God.
How am I just not finding that out?
How am I just not finding that out?
That's actually impossible.
There's no way.
There's no way.
I just want a regular scope.
What was this?
Oh, see, this is ideal.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm gonna need to bring another mag.
There's no way, there's no way I have two mags.
M-O.
M1, M1, Mag.
Yo, Extreme, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Extreme worm, you goat.
Thank you for the 10 gifties. W chatter! W chatter!
Thank you for the 10 gifties.
Actually 16 gifted, technically, because Minecraft added sex on that,
that they wouldn't have otherwise. Dolphin, Andrew, Potato, and A-key, they give it a
stability of three. They give it the ten giftings. Extreme work. W-chatter. I need a
flashlight. Yeah, let's bring a robo-dog. Why not? Let's bring a robo-dog.
Well, what's the worst that could happen?
Actually might pee real quick first give me like 30 seconds
Give me like 30 seconds hold up. I'm gonna pee it fast and
Then what happened because I want to try not die in two minutes in this raid and I don't want to have to be badly
Hold up.
All right, count me down, 30 seconds.
All right. Sorry to take my dog to piss. Mr. Nakari to the sub. Backward to the sub as well.
All right. This might not be open. Oh, no, it is. God, do we do scrap yard again? Do
Should we do Scrapyard?
You like jazz? I love smooth jazz. I love house. I love house jazz.
There's a specific category of music.
Mods Van Bug.
Ooh, do we get a free kid in and then and then serious kid? No, we're
going to serious get first.
Seriously, I can't in-survive.
I'm gonna spawn, dude, it keeps spawning me here.
I'm gonna spawn like, over this way.
Not by...
Wait, where?
Okay, no, I'm queuing the right thing.
I thought I was queuing the wrong thing.
I thought I was queuing factory, so it's highlighted.
Okay.
Let's go.
I thought I was queuing the wrong thing.
I thought I was queuing factories, though, of Thailand.
We also haven't done hired ops. Should we just do hired ops as well, actually?
Hard ops is basically just uh like a death
Why do I have this as my gun, do I not get to choose my weapon?
Check your gear, the battle is about to begin.
Oh, Seron on his feet.
Oh, ah.
Push!
The battle has begun. Forward to victory.
Where is everyone?
Are we supposed to cap a site?
Our ally has captured the point.
Yo, where's the point?
Oh, up here.
Oh.
It seems to hurt.
It's good that I don't feel...
I killed my teammate.
How am I supposed to know if they're my teammate?
The enemy has captured the point, too.
Oh my god, I killed my teammate.
I was just asking if friendly fire was enabled.
It may be lose money for that.
I lost 250 credits.
Same color.
He's hiding.
Ooh, bad first aid kit timing, pal.
Don't let your team down.
You are the only one left.
Oh, that's pressure.
first-aid kit timing foul. Don't let your team down. You are the only one left. Oh, that's pressure.
You guys like what they look like?
Yeah, but I didn't know what the enemy team looked like, so I just saw a guy and I was like,
I'm like, oh, it must be an enemy shot on him.
Don't we lose?
Bro, like, he sees the time ticking down, and he just camps in a court.
I think I'm going to go back to the game again.
All right, let's all work as a team this time.
We're blue team.
Remember guys, we're blue team.
Don't shoot other blue team people.
Common misconception, a lot of new players make in this game.
Common mistake a lot of people make.
Welcome to the shelter.
No.
The enemy has captured the shelter.
What was that what was that no that was a real person
off the roof. Little confused guys, sorry. Hold up. Don't worry, I'm making my way up.
That guy on my team
Yeah
Oh my god, he head tapped me.
Brutal.
Oh my god, we're in debt, teammate.
No, I'm walking in now.
Oh, we've lost fully.
Rough.
Ah!
Ah!
All right, let's get it.
Scrap yard midnight.
Yard midnight.
Kidding it.
Kidding it.
Um, Moose, thank you for the 1,000, but he's been a fan since 2021, crazy, really
toned flies.
You really share me up when I'm down you've been help me up a couple better person change some of my old habits for better
I don't think you fully understand how much you mean to some of us in the impact
You've had on Eliza grateful for all the last good times over the years keep it up. Thank you most selfish
They've been thousand bitties. Thank you nice message as well. They give the support over the years
Man woman or non-binary I just use man as a term to describe individuals. Thank you. I appreciate it
We throw down my dog
And now we're going to be locked in here.
Oh, that's not loud or anything.
Where should we go?
I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
I
Was actually getting like lifted up
Am I going the wrong way, I'm going the wrong way.
I'm stabbing that guy in the throat.
He's dying.
Do you like the game?
Yeah, I'll give it to you.
Do you like the game? Yeah, it's game of the year.
I'm gonna try and get my stuff back. I'll put a ball of lightning here, that's sad.
I'm going back to the TDM mode. I want to play higher drops one more time.
Dude, they're just better than me.
I want to do this.
True and lawful, just appreciate it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh!
That's a flash. I'd rather do it.
I've been watching your old TikToks for 2020 and I miss your bad headphones and you streaming
at stuff.
Johnny, thank you for the two subs.
I would rather cut off, I can't say this, the sponsored stream, never mind.
I would rather never return to making those TikToks.
It would be unideal, if I'm not mistaken.
I would simply not.
They're not fun.
Can we ban Lucas?
Well, he's just linking websites.
What's going on now?
No, but, ah, dude, I don't know.
People are like, why don't you mix that tox anymore?
There's just no point. You know, what am I getting out of it?
It's not fun.
Like, it was fun after 5,000 videos.
That's not an exaggeration.
I actually have made 5,000 TikToks.
I no longer want to make TikToks.
There's no point, you know?
Uh, I don't get fun out of it, and it's like,
I don't make money on it. I don't have fun doing it.
I don't make money doing it.
And it doesn't even help me promo my streams like you guys clip good moments on streams and just post them themselves
So it's like why would I do it and I'm not going to make raw organic react content for tech talk because there's just no point
Just get a clipper. I could pay a clipper to clip me, but there's already people that do click me
So why would I pay a guy to do it when they can just make money making minute long videos my stuff?
You know
I guess. What do I really care about that?
What about only fans?
Yeah, that's an avenue as well.
That is a thing.
But, uh, I know we're waiting for two people.
Um, I don't know. I just, uh...
I don't think I would ever return to tech talk, honestly.
I do clipping hour and a thousand a month yeah dude people can make good money
I don't need it in class.
You're a small loadout, always the best loadout.
Oh, it's you again.
Oh, wait, no, all the characters look like that.
I'm sitting here like, oh my god, it's the same person.
Thousand months sounds really good.
Thousand months of doing clubs really good.
Time to get ready for battle.
People that did more though.
I know there's people that have like club accounts
like me, JT, Keiso, Ron, and Jason at the same time.
All right, let's win this, guys.
Don't worry, I won't kill you anymore.
Don't leave the other team.
You're such a fear.
Rent all the way to the top and be
controlled down in the truss.
I hold here.
I thought I'd be able to rat around.
Oh my god, don't tell me I just shattered my lens.
I'm hitting a hard flank.
I'm hitting a very mean flank that they don't know about yet.
The enemy has captured the point.
Yeah, good for them. They're not ready for this now.
You're kidding.
This, this spot is raving.
A negative experience is also an experience.
This this bot is raising all the objectives a negative experience is also an experience. Is this a fortune cookie?
Check your gear. The battle is about to begin. What's happening?
What is
That's
No mercy for the enemy
Make sure to rip their jugular out. They'd betrayed the one and only.
I can't move. That has to be a lot. Oh my god, three kills.
The enemy has captured the point.
What is happening?
Our ally has captured the point.
cutey he is the goals of the round are completed we have one over there I
I wanted to kill somebody on the roof. That would have been awesome.
Check your gear. The battle is about to begin.
What do we play?
I'm in your game.
Were you the guy crawling on the ground that I killed?
The battle has begun. Four words to victory.
The battle has begun. The word of victory.
Ironhawk teammates, stop.
I've captured the point.
I've captured the point.
Wow, I turned on you.
Uh-oh, I'm on the roof.
I'm on the roof.
The enemy has captured the point.
I'm on the roof.
That's a solid meme.
That's an A tier meme.
This guy knows what he's doing.
I don't really know how to control the gravity switch.
I
Best capture job art mess assistant job art time to get ready for battle. Don't call me an assistant. Oh
My god, I can pay
I think I've shot my teammate, that's a teammate, that's not a, now that's a teammate, I'm
I don't want to move.
Where are they?
I want a quick scope.
Oh, I did it.
OK, now I'm confused.
bro I hear that
the enemy is capturing the point oh my god the enemy captured the point
am I camping am I being a little weasel right now
All the enemies are dead the round is ours
Oh my god, he killed me
Better is about to begin
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, don't worry. I'll lay it down on him
Sector clear
Oh, don't you worry at all these guys are cut
It's not true
What is this go to what do we play?
You're selling your team, I'm not selling my team, bro.
Five?
Our ally has captured the point.
Oh my god, what is this guy doing?
The enemy has captured the point.
Come on, don't give him any hope.
He's sneaking up on him, holy stealth.
And then he ran the other direction, what a strategy, what a strategy, what pay off,
we'll see.
He's aiming far with a shotgun, what a great play by this guy.
Why are we not capturing the point?
We see the point right there.
Why are we not capturing the point?
Oh my god.
He's done it.
He's doing it.
He stopped it.
The enemy has...
You are the...
Birtle.
Alright, well that was fun.
Lost that game, but...
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We're doing a bunch of random games.
Goofy Gorillas, Straftats, Biparty, Gang Beasts,
Modern Warfare 2, Roadblocks, Spelling Bee,
and Fortnite, guess who?
A bunch of random games, me and him
are gonna be going head to head against in Track Mania.
Tuesday, horror games and random horror
on Roadblocks with Stake.
Wednesday, I'm live like 11 to two or 11 to one.
It's gonna be a short two hour react slash
potentially gaming stream.
Just wanna have an active day
I'm gonna be gone the first to the fifth for five days. We're back the sixth reacts gaming seventh. We're starting GTA 5 story mode playing it twice a week till we beat it
14th league tourney 16th charity stream probably gonna review the team new suggestions that you guys put in
When we get back so we could order the products so we can review them late October
Maybe early November
So if you have any team of products you want me to order for a video send those there as well
As the video session up game such happy family videos you're going to watch kids doing to play
Outside of that probably another fucking food gauntlet coming up all the random stuff as well
But yeah appreciate y'all hope you guys had fun watching out of fun time streaming if yeah
I already just said that I think it ever the phones I've done it etc
And let's read pop mystery Yuri for the sub John for the sub as well. It is Jinxie's birthday. Let's read Jinxie
Why not all right appreciate y'all of y'all fun and I'll catch y'all later
We are going to raid in five four three two once you guys tomorrow
Go watch the YouTube videos peace