I popped it with a needle last night
How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday everybody chat sorry. I'm late
I said I would be live at one live at 130 woke up late had to take a shit did laundry was picking videos
And then I was about to go live like 20 minutes ago and then my editor sent me some stuff
So I wanted to fucking reply before stream so I didn't reply six hours late, but
We're here now chat and it is a fucking react day
Okay, we have a lot of videos. We're going to be watching. We're going to be doing a rundown of those videos in a second here for react day today
tomorrow, I will be live at around three EST. I'm doing maybe 330. I'm doing a bro v. Bro with Deji tomorrow
It's a bit of a
Casual bro V bro in the sense that we're doing a bunch of stupid games
Me and him have a varying skill set and completely different game styles or game genres
So doing a genuine bro V bro, let's hyper competitive doesn't really make sense
So we were kind of picking a bunch of meme games. We're doing trackmania goofy gorillas gang B
Straftat spy party call duty modern warfare to Roblox spelling bee and Fortnight. Guess who?
First is for best of seven
Depending on how long that takes maybe we do some other shit tomorrow
Tuesday we're doing random games. We're gonna be doing a chill park horror game called volume as well as to it's horror games called the shopping list
And I can smell you from here into
Roblox horror with steak
Wednesday, I'm live at 11 a.m. Or so we're going to be doing reaction like two hours and then I'm gone the first to the fifth
October I'm gone for five days. We're back to six doing reacts and games the seventh we start GTA
five story mode playing it twice week six hours a day each day that we play it until we beat it
October 14th League of Legends tournament 16th charity stream for breast cancer relief fund
or not really fun research fund the 23rd I'm doing cloak me pleases Mario Kart tournament
What else a bunch of shit needle in a haystack's coming out. We're playing that
We're doing a food gauntlet soon
More GTA bunch of short horror shit
I think I'm gonna be doing a gaming gauntlet challenge teamed with you Sif in late October
But that's a while from now, but that's the schedule also music cell update. I stabbed it with a needle last night
It shrunk
Now every website that I looked into told me not to do that
but I
Was in a moment of desperation
And I really wanted to get rid of it. So I
Took a needle and I stabbed
That white bit because that's like the thin skin. That's that looked like it was about a pot
stabbed it and then I squeezed it and it shrunk probably to one fifth of a size that it was.
Now it might refill because my salivary gland might not be fixed. Based on feeling it, I feel like
it's refilling. It's noticeably smaller than the other days though and it looks like actual
pink I know it's gross it looks pink though it used to be like red if you
looked yesterday it was like blood red now kind of what's normal outside of that
still the canker sore
mouths and shambles and I've been eating a hot spicy shit still and I had two
Mandarin today and while I was eating them I was going fuck fuck because it hurt
My mouth is a biohazard right now that is true
Anyways, anyways, I really hope it goes away because this is like so annoying. I've had it for like a month
And it's just gone up and down I
I feel like it's I feel like it's refilling. It feels like it's refilling
I'm popping it again
If it refills, I know I probably have to go to a dentist and they're gonna have to like surgically remove it but
If it fucking refills, you're the unhealthiest person ever. I'm not unhealthy. I
Can't help the fact that I have a fucking mucousel. I ate too many lollipops
It hurt my salivary gland and now I have a mucousel. I'm dead ass. That's how I got it
I'm not fucking around. I yeah, I understand a lot of the stories. I tell seem like so stupid. They're not true
Yeah, no, that's like dead ass. What happened. I was eating too many lollipops
because I would suck on them and
Then I guess like my salivary gland got injured
It's not herpes, bro
cold sores and herpes are on the outside of your mouth and you don't know
Do you know what herpes? Let me show you what herpes looks like
Let me show you what herpes looks like for the people that for the people that are saying I have fucking herpes
Okay, why don't we what do we show that so this is what herpes looks like?
That's herpes
That's I don't have herpes
I have a new so-so on the inside of my mouth not herpes on the outside of my mouth
Also, Newsflash, a lot of people don't tell you this, your parents won't tell you this.
You can get in, you can inherit them kind of from your parents or if you drink things from
other people.
It's like one in three people have herpes simplex, being totally dead ass, one in three of you.
There's 11,000 people in stream, 3,000 of you have herpes and you don't know it.
Maybe you do know it, but it's not like herpes, genital herpes is different from
oral herpes.
But you brought one in three people here have herpes.
And you could say, oh, no, I don't, right?
But there is a one in three chance that you probably get.
3,000 is too high.
OK, maybe not 3,000.
Maybe 2,000 people here have herpes.
And you go, oh, I have a cold sore.
That's herpes.
It's herpes.
And it's nothing to be ashamed of, man.
If you got it, it's only contagious when you have
the cold sore or some shit like that, pretty sure.
You know?
Don't drink out of other people's straws.
That's how you get it.
Why are we talking about this?
Because every time I show my muse to sell,
my chat says I have herpes, but I don't.
I have a canker sore, which is on the inside of my mouth.
And I have a muse cell, which is on the inside of my mouth.
It kind of looks like a pimple, though, doesn't it?
It's not, trust me.
Literally took a needle.
I have this board that marks, I don't own like medical needles
or safety pins.
Who the fuck owns that?
So I have this board that I have pins for
that I mark where I've been in the world.
And I just took one off the wall, watched it,
and then went, stabbed it,
watched my mouth with salt water.
Chachi PT, you know, LAI, I had to ask Chachi.
I was asking Google, I was reading articles
And then I was like, oh, I asked you, Chachi PT.
Chachi PT said, you're at a serious risk of infection.
And I went, oh, that's not good.
But, you know, what am I gonna do?
It was so, it bothered me so much.
I literally, I was talking to my mom about it.
It felt like I had packed dip for three weeks.
Like I would sit on stream like this.
because it was a fat ass like it was literally like a marble just in my mouth at all times and it still is but it's not as big if it swells up again I'm popping it again
It didn't even hurt it was so the skin was so thin that I went like this and
It went all the way through like I barely even pushed
Does it look like it's refilling just go to the dentist no
Does it look like it's refilling how do you know what if it's just swollen right now
Dude the liquid that came out of it
It was like this fit, you know thick water it was like thick water it was like saliva, but like
really thick
Like the thickest saliva. It wasn't like a pimple. It wasn't white like that
It was like thick saliva because that's what it is that's stuck under there and then it was like a mucus II
like yellow
and I would just squeeze it and it would just go and it would like pass out.
Dude, I'm eating.
Yeah, and I've eaten with this thing in my mouth for a month now so you can get over it.
Biggie, thank you for the three. Love what you do, man. Thank you.
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Angela and Juan for the sub. JoJo, thank you for the three.
How do you deal with preacher slash people that talk about God?
and one of the sub-jojo thing of the three.
How do you deal with preacher slash people
that talk about God?
I always get approached by them.
Do I just tell them I'm not interested
or just hear them out?
It happens a lot.
I don't know why.
What do you mean?
Like you're just having like preachers come up to you
on the street all the time?
I mean, you just tell them you're not interested, yeah.
I mean, if I have the time, I'll have a conversation.
But like, that's if I'm interested to hear
what they have to say.
If like, I'm on the side of the road
And, you know, like a Jehovah's Witness comes up to me
and they're like, can I talk to you
about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
I'm gonna go, I'm okay.
And then I'll just walk away.
And they're respectful, you know?
I think that's the thing is like,
they're never gonna be offended
that you don't wanna talk about it.
Like if they are, they're a pretty bad preacher.
Most preachers are pretty like,
hey, if you wanna talk about it,
we can talk about it.
And it's kind of just like an offer.
And then if you're like, no, I'm good.
They're like, oh, okay, have a nice day.
Like it's usually not that bad.
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Thank goodness I'm thinking of the 10 gifted.
10 gifted, sorry.
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Good for the level of thought you give.
How the things you say may affect your yoga audience
can be brought up.
Glad you're taking time to ensure
you're keeping your mental health.
Thank you.
Crunching and Rain for the Sub next thing of the 3.
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A girl sent me $200.
I asked her on my Instagram,
and then we've been texting ever since.
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What was I going to say?
I would rather get rid of the Switch games chatters or play something else.
Six, seven chatters are brain rot, but they're not insufferable.
The people that come into any Twitch streamers chat and complain for somebody to switch things
is a self-absorbed loser that only thinks that streamers tailor to them and them specifically.
They're the worst category of Twitch chatter outside of people that just spam slurs.
So they're the worst people to deal with.
I would rather my chat spam 6-7 than have just a chat full of people complaining the entire time,
because those people suck.
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Anyways, that's the schedule chat we were saying earlier.
Actually my schedule, you know the stream schedule
Here are the videos for the day
Starting out with a Jack Gordon video another flat earth dead not flat earth Dave
But I took a flat earth or do an acid rocket launch
He actually invited me to go to this rocket launch with him
I believe or it was some sort of convention. So W. Jack Gordon for that, but I couldn't make it
I feel like I had a sponsor that day or something that day that I had to do or maybe I was out of town
I don't really know
Hilariously bad insider trading attempts what happened to box tops the best scrabble players a genuine genius and I tried China's most painful massage
Xiao Ma what an ender here we go first video of the day love Jack Gordon
I took a flat earther to a NASA rocket launch
Disclaimer everything the flat earth or says in this video is 100% wrong
This flatter is about to see a rocket launch to space for the first time and is react
It's just a really big green screen. It's just a really big green screen.
Shin was not.
I wish I had that level of like, pure deniability for anything that I believed.
Like anything that proved what I thought was wrong, I just go, no that's like AI generated.
No that's like, that's fake.
No that's fake.
What I was expecting.
Dinosaur bones are most likely dragons and giants.
They're just telling us they're dinosaur bones.
He has no idea how important this launch is.
Like, no, like, you're larping, bro.
You're larping.
You're not.
Like, you don't believe that.
Like, you don't believe that.
Like, I can't sit here and actually think that somebody goes,
yeah, no, dinosaur bones, they're actually just
dragons and giants, and they're just miscategorizing them.
Why are they able to fucking put them together
to make a complete skeletal system.
If it's fucking giants and dragon bones.
As there is a very big launch coming up,
the Roman space telescope, this is gonna be a very big deal.
Because he doesn't even think it's real.
They're just launching it out into the ocean
into the Bermuda Triangle.
I don't believe in outer space.
So today, I'm going to do everything I can
to try and convince them.
So he's saying that they're doing,
Has it SpaceX?
Like, what about satellites?
Like, what about satellites?
Like, he's saying outer space,
so does he still believe that like satellites exist
and they like orbit Earth?
Because like, you could see SpaceX satellites in the sky.
Right?
I was gonna say, if all of these are fake
and you don't believe in like any sort of space-based launch,
then like SpaceX launches in 2026.
Like how many launches do they do a year?
I feel like they're doing like so many.
Let's do 2025, how many?
How many SpaceX launches were there?
170 in 2025.
So they're all fake
or it's just they're not going past the firmament.
They're not going past the thick bubble atmosphere
that disintegrates everything when it escapes.
It's legit.
So what are you expecting to see?
And is there anything that you would see?
And then also they don't believe in gravity, right?
Or like gravitational pull.
So then do they think that the satellites
are just like floating?
If they believe in satellites,
which I feel like you have to if you have a phone.
If you have any technology that has internet access,
You have to have some level of, you know,
belief in, you know, like inner,
in not inner space travel, but like satellites.
What are you think, how are they staying up there?
They don't believe in them, they have to.
Like you can't, did not, like there's a,
I, I, you could say the earth is flat
and you live your life normally, right?
But you can't go, satellites aren't real.
Right now that would make you be like, whoa,
I don't think so because, you know,
I've grown up here and watching the rocket launches from the Orlando area.
It's always bro. He grew up in Florida. Typically the same thing. Yeah.
And you know, from our viewpoint, we don't really get to see what it does,
where it goes sort of unknown and unprovable.
So I set up the camera to get the best shot. Dude, it's going up.
Like, does he think that once it's high enough that it escapes like the
naked eye that it just hits a hard fucking 90 degree right turn into the fucking ocean
and like no one sees it.
Possible of what we'd see before I knew it.
Is that really going up into space?
Looks like it's going back down to the water way out into the jet.
Ah, ban that shatter.
Justin immediately wasn't buying it.
Almost looks like-
Any mods?
All right, we're going sub only mode.
It's skipping almost like they're trying to break.
Becca, I really appreciate your enthusiasm.
I need you to know though, you saying I'm here whenever there's not a mod that bans
someone is not going to increase the odds that you become a mod.
Through the firmament is what people theorize have you ever seen the experiments Jack?
Oh my god, he's saying the firmament hold the fuck up lock in down to the water way out into the distance
I need to hear him say this shit. It's Justin immediately wasn't buying it
Almost looks like it's skipping almost like they're trying to break through the firmament is what people theorize
Have you ever seen the experiments Jack with the um
The sound inside the dome it sounds exactly like like sonic booms and like thunder
Which meant I had one goal for the day
convinced him that that rocket launch was brief and I was going to go to every
length to make that happen because I got Justin exclusive access to the Kennedy
Space Center and he's going to see the sites from my videos in real life
starting by showing him the rockets that NASA has launched before. It also
amazes me the size and weight of these things yeah and to to be able
to to get to the speeds that they claim they're getting.
because it's fucking 90% full of rocket fuel!
That's why when disasters happen they explode!
Because 80% of the fucking rocket in that whole-
They're in this little pocket at the top.
That whole fucking cylinder is full of fucking rocket fuel.
And they're launching that shit
with like imagine imagine filling your car imagine filling like your Kia with
premium gas times 12 like that's the shit they're using until right but I'm
nervous today because Justin has a bit of a history good afternoon commissioners
today I'd like to bring to your attention a potential fraud on an enormous
scale happening in your county there's now clear evidence of NASA using
numerous methods to grossly mislead the public use of wires harnesses green
screens and virtual reality. Wow this is the biggest corn ball thing I think I
could see. You're going to a fucking county meeting to tell the the seven
fucking people that are at that table that have no power in you know any
serious matter that the earth is flat. Like they're gonna fucking do something
about it. I've been detected to achieve the appearance of a weightless
environment. And I'm really hoping these NASA employees don't notice. Wow
and it's crazy that you could just go to those meetings and say
anything and they have to listen to you. Isn't that wild? Like I know they do a lot of impractical
jokers meetings and shit there because it's like a public forum or whatever it's called
and it's like they have to give you your time. I love that that exists. I love that that exists.
I really I think if I have nothing to do and I live to the age of like 70 I think when I'm
in my 60s I'm just gonna go to these meetings and be like there's too many fucking beavers,
There's too many fucking beavers around here.
We gotta do something about them.
I've made, and I have like a chart that I've made
and like a PowerPoint slide that I bring up
and like we have these traps though.
We gotta fucking, we gotta round them up.
And then we're just gonna have all of them there.
It's like, don't kill them.
You know, they're useful for something.
So I have kind of like a,
like a bigger hamster wheel for them
and it could like power the city.
And tell me, remind me so what's really happening
here with this rocket?
What do you mean?
Like what, like when they launch this,
give me the, give me the, your best gas,
like the five minutes afterwards, what's happening.
We can't see where the rocket really goes.
But my best guess is that they are,
Yes, you can.
Oh my God.
How did they, did they live stream the one?
Did they live stream Artemis?
Like from launch, from the ground until you literally
couldn't see it anymore with like a fucking
$40,000 camera.
And then they just cut to the actual spaceship
going into space.
I think he would say that cut is fake.
Once it cuts to the video of the spaceship,
that's like prerecorded AI, like CGI filmed shit.
Taking it to some sort of unknown location,
or they're just launching it out into the ocean
into the Bermuda Triangle.
Either way, that launch livestream is not real.
Let's keep walking around a little bit.
Missile, what do you think about missiles?
Like a missile, they would say it goes into space
for a little bit.
For what's its purpose though?
To land back on Earth.
We're just gonna fly around and look around.
I mean, I don't see why.
No, it makes it sort of to fucking travel further
because you have less air resistance, right?
Is that why ballistic missiles go that fucking high up
and then they're also harder to detect?
Why do ballistic missiles go into space?
They travel like fired bullets or throw them like a rock, unpowered, arc and reaching high
altitudes allowing them to cross ocean's efficiency with no air resistance.
Why that couldn't happen?
How high do you think the firmament is?
Well the theory is that it's around 70-ish miles.
So for some reason the whole rocket thing didn't really get...
like where did they get that where did they get that number like that's what I want to know because
like science they're doing research and they're testing things to prove like where the atmosphere
ends and you know all of that but like what what flat earth are said well the theory is it's
about 70 miles like where are they coming up with 70 miles like they had like a weather balloon
and they like released it into the into the fucking air.
Isn't space actually far closer than 70 miles?
How high up is space?
Isn't it like a couple 50 miles?
So it's less.
Space begins at an altitude of 62 miles or 50 miles,
depending on the standard used.
Convince them.
They may actually have that sort of like a Flat Earth map.
I feel like over here, if I remember right.
Yeah, it's still there.
They just need to paint the edge here white for Antarctica.
Yeah.
So let's talk about that.
Ice wall.
Let's over there.
And what job, whenever I see Jack or any other YouTuber
interview a Flat Earther, their job
is always being a Flat Earther and podcasting,
which makes me fully believe that it's a LARP.
And yeah, Flat Earth Dave got rich
doing like fucking real estate or something prior,
but I'm like, what is your day to day?
You know, I think there's people in the world
that believe the earth is flat and like work a regular job,
but they're not hardcore fans, you know?
They're flat earthers, but they're casuals, you know?
They're LARPers, they're LARPing flatter, right?
You know, they go, oh yeah, the earth is flat,
firm and at- but they're not a die-hard flat earther.
Like this guy's a die-hard flat earther.
What is his day-to-day job?
Like, I wouldn't be able to live a regular life
if I genuinely believed that everything,
99% of the world thought was a lie.
And I'm not saying I'm like a religious sense
or a faith-based sense,
because that's just like a greed or disagree.
We both have our own faith-based opinions.
I'm saying like, we factually disagree
on something that concretely changes
how we view our universe.
Nobody knows, and if you go out there,
you are stopped by military.
So I decided to move on to showing him.
Or like, I'm sorry, bro.
Not believing in evolution.
In any way, grinds my gears.
Grinds my gears.
Like, to sit there and say that like fossils are fake,
the ancestry line of like, you know,
Ape ancestors and our ancestors to Australopithecus and Homo habilis and like all these other versions of humans that led to us
Like it's just like where are you coming? Like how do you not?
Believe that like how do you like you're sitting like where did this shit come from like is it a plant by the government by like a
Demon like what's happening? That's making this shit not real
Why do we have tail bones? Why do we have things like why do we have like shit that we don't need anymore that we used to have?
Why do we look and act in our very related to other insects? Like it just doesn't make sense to like fully disagree with that.
We got appendix tonsils. I mean that's like a variety. Those are like smaller scale things though.
Ace shuttle, which is built to orbit the earth.
Like, even non-humans especially, like, you could just see that shit.
I decided to move on to showing him NASA's space shuttle, which is built to orbit the Earth,
something that isn't possible on a flat Earth, so he'll inspect it in real life.
I got nothing against any of these people, man. It's like, all the people that work for NASA,
I think 99% of them are well-meaning smart people.
You know, I wouldn't want to be lied to. It's not as harmless as Santa Claus.
Unless they're not lying, because I don't really think they are lying.
Sure.
It's not as harmless as Santa Claus.
I would think that if the Earth is flat, that is a larger lie than telling your kids Santa Claus is real.
So by the end of this video, he might just start to cave in a little bit.
Yeah, no, so most of that's true.
If they don't recognize him from his viral videos first.
Is there any more pilots up here? Is it just you?
It's me.
Just you. I got a quick question for you.
Do you all have to adjust for any curvature of the earth while you're up there?
I think the, um, international space station.
I say this every time you talk about flat earth,
you want to prove that the earth is round, go ask a fucking long range military
sniper, go ask a long range military sniper, Hey man,
do you have to like calculate for the curvature of the earth when you shoot
shit? And if they go, yeah, then you go, okay, the earth is fucking round.
I think the unless you're sitting here and saying it's a dome right sometimes
sometimes they won't say it's flat sometimes we'll go it's like a frisbee
it's kind of like a frisbee oh why I feel like why we why in my you know now
we're okay so we're coming to like like a middle ground agreement here where it's
like okay it's not flat but it's not around it's like maybe maybe like a
or like a hill kind of like a like imagine like a nipple that's like earth
International space station the intro to donut. Oh that'd be even more of a mind fuck. What's in the middle your shots?
Nothing are filmed in a studio. Yeah on earth and the exterior spacewalks are filmed in an underwater pool. I had a guy
Shout to me one time that said he was at a NASA facility and he was basically called in to make this wall look like
like as dark and black as it possibly could with this.
Bro, I could watch like flatter
of Kinseview series actually all day, every day.
Special coding.
He couldn't figure out what the purpose was
and later on, he kind of put it together
and they wanted it to look like that.
So it looked like space.
So that when they would edit everything,
there would be absolutely no reflections or distortions
or anything to give away that it was not filmed in space.
It's on the launch of rockets and land like a airplane.
It's going to be the use of the change of the rocket.
It's not a rocket, it's a shuttle.
You could totally contract all those people
to design a really cool shuttle that lands back home.
Again, none of us can verify where it's actually going.
So I'm in a very large condition.
I'm in a very large condition.
So he's saying in that instance
where they had the space shuttle and it worked,
that it launched, went somewhere else,
and then like they relaunched it again
so it would come back and land again,
to like broaden the illusion.
I think it always boils down to like why, right?
Why do you think that?
And that's usually where the secondary theory
comes into play of the ice wall, right?
the great ice wall because it's like,
there's no reason to lie about this
unless there's something to hide in court
or in accordance to saying the earth is round.
And it's like, okay, the ice wall
because if you say the earth is round,
people go Antarctica is just the, like,
you know, Antarctica is the bottom,
then you have the North Pole, whatever,
there's nothing beyond that.
Whereas like, oh, in a flat earth theory,
there might be shit past that.
I thought of something else that would do it for me, not not not prove that the Earth
is a globe but something that would really help dispel this rocket stuff, show us a
unedited video from start to finish, wherever finish would be, like as far as you can
show us without it cutting.
By the end of this video, he's good.
He's saying he doesn't want,
when he sees a camera angle cut
or a position change,
that's where the real footage ends
and the fake footage begins.
Like he wants a unstopped,
I'm pretty, yeah, I still don't think you would believe that.
Like if they had a launch with a live stream
of like the rocket pointing down at Earth
And it continuously, without pause, without lag,
just showed it all go all the way to space,
he would still go, this is fake.
Let's see one of those.
But first, I wanna see his reaction to the space.
Like, bro, there's TikTokers that do,
I'm not trying to get into his mindset here.
But like the response would be, well,
there's TikTokers that could do unedited loops
that look like they're just constantly moving
in one direction.
It's like, what's to say
that they just randomly spliced the footage in it
moment and it's like just such a clean cut that you're just unable to see shuttle
in real life so let's take a look at this the space shuttle and let me see
the real thing this isn't a real thing as far as they're claiming right right
far as we know what do you think of this where do you think this is gone you
know has it been to space I think it goes on our on a high altitude plane
right I think it goes on a really cool flight and then it lands when it's
But what if it's gone for like a long time? Like the Artemis rocket, you could watch them re-enter into Earth's atmosphere and fucking crash into the water.
Like where are they going? You'd think they're in like space? Or not space. You think they're just like kind of like flying around Earth endlessly for like how long were they going?
like how long were they gone?
Wasn't it like two weeks or some shit?
Out of there, do you think they think they're going to space?
No, I think if the people weren't in it, they were really
They just flew in the sky for a week.
Or maybe he's thinking that they took off,
landed in the water, did a secret launch somewhere else
and then cut to them like crashing back down.
That takes, that seems harder to do.
You know, unfortunately, you know, they are,
it's really landing, it's really taking off,
It's really breaking the sound barrier,
but I just don't think it's going to space.
Why not?
Well, because of everything I've been shown by NASA
to show that they've been faking other things.
And OK, all right.
So NASA fails.
So what?
Tell me that.
Bubbles in space.
Rats in space.
Bees in space.
So let's see bubbles, right?
Who's to say those aren't little dust particles?
Flakes of paint.
They could be.
It could be.
It's possible, but they move like a bubble
And you know when I ask an astronaut they don't move like a bubble wood in water, bro
What about the bubbles and he starts getting all fidgety and like telling me a sweat
Well, I think they're also kind of scared of you if I'm being honest, I think if you're showing up to a nest
Not because you're right.
I think if I'm a NASA employee and I'm doing like a talking thing and you kind of go up
and you go, did you ever think they'd fucking pull the curtain right under your fucking feet
about this whole thing?
This shit's fake.
And what do you have to fucking say about it?
And you're just like, why'd I staring at this woman?
I feel like you're insane.
Like you're insane.
At Earth, there was a time where I'm not saying you're one of those, but some
people are.
So this never flew to space.
my opinion. What is space? That's allegedly where I guess the pressurized system and the
non-pressurized system sort of meet, which is also a big hang-up for flat earth is like
why do we have a vacuum next to a non-vacuum without them merging with each other? You know
if I take the tire away from, if I take the tire off the air inside the tire merges
with the air outside well apparently space doesn't just merge. I think if you take
the idea that everything is different at a hyper-different scale and you just take that idea and explain it a lot, right?
Water needs to find its level. Well, the level...
Flat Earthers like to claim that oceans prove it's flat because water shouldn't bend around the sea.
Well, on Earth, it's going back to Earth, getting closer to the...
Well, because they don't believe in gravity. And that's the other thing, is it's just like being a flat Earther, you have to...
You have to believe in nine other conspiracy theories. You don't believe in gravity. You believe the moon lightnings fake
You believe the ice walls real you believe the firm immense real ground of earth so on earth the level is just they don't believe in gravity
They can't
They can't it's not like they think if you if you're flat earth or and you believe in gravity. Those are two contradicting
Things right okay. What about oh my go? Why don't the vacuum and then come together?
Well, because it's not like you have a little tire on your car that you popped.
It's such a ginormous scale that it's a completely different thing.
It's a very controversial topic and I think that goes to like the level of indoctrination
that we are.
Oh my God.
And then it's just like the smart terminology that we're trying to use.
That's a very interesting topic.
It's like the level of the indoctrination that we've been employed against all of
us.
I mean really the dichotomy of it all.
It actually boils down to a multitude of things.
Some facets in some certain ways.
It's like just say like stop trying to just fucking respond it's like I the biggest thing get on a plane from
Get on a plane going from like New York or LA to like
Japan or somewhere where instead of going straight one way they like wrap around the earth like look at flight patterns
And then you're like sitting there and you're going oh well
They could fake the flight pattern put an air tag in your fucking bag and track it and see where it's going
See where it's going and you'll see that it goes around the earth the way that they say it would
Hit with as a child, you know
We're showing so many globes in our school classrooms, but apples in on the bed apples in on that's the thing
That's the thing guys. Apple's in on it. Every multi-trillion billion dollar company is in on it.
The government has paid these people, the government has paid these people to employ some sort of AI learning
that when you're tracking your air tag, it's going to convince you that it's flying around the earth.
When in reality it's flat. When in reality it's flat. That's what's happening.
That it's like what? It's like me trying to argue through the water's wet.
You're gonna be like, dude, what are you crazy? We all know that water's wet, right?
I mean, I agree with that but how people feel about the globe so it's a very tough one
Especially people that come here these people have got their heels dug in and I appreciate you not like bro
I don't have my heels dug in it's like every of why would every other fucking planet moon and large object because they
Don't say that everything's flat
Flat earthers don't say that like everything's flat
They say that Earth is flat. Why would Earth be flat and everything else be fucking round? It doesn't make any sense.
Like trying to convince everybody here, you know what I mean?
The door opens, I'm happy to talk to people, but like, most people don't want to talk about that, especially if they're-
It's like a level of insanity of not recognizing- zero pattern recognition.
From big NASA fans, you know?
So clearly seeing the space shuttle did nothing for him.
What about stepping away from NASA to look at SpaceX?
SpaceX. We got tons of SpaceX rockets.
We got some really cool stuff up there.
Elon Musk, what do you think? Does he know the Earth's flat?
I think he would probably have to know
because he's too involved.
You've heard his famous quote, you know,
we know it's real because it looks so fake.
Wait, what?
Yeah, he said that one time when his car launched to space,
the Tesla Roadster, and I'm like,
that's a strange statement to make.
Sure.
Jared's suit as we know or made
Oh Elon Musk says strange shit all the time. Oh, well, that's what we're saying
Yeah, that's how you don't know the chair
Now they had it was the first ever SpaceX astronaut
I didn't know head of NASA first SpaceX astronaut first private civilian to do a spacewalk as well
So he's been to space twice first person to spacewalk. I believe he's wearing this suit when he did the spacewalk
Wait, so Jared has actually been to space twice
Why would you not know that?
I, like, I didn't know that, but I'm not somebody that's like hyper-involved in NASA.
Like, if I thought the Earth was flat, stop saying he's all ears.
We're not doing this shit again. We're not doing this shit again.
That's interesting. He orbited the Earth many times, and then he went for a spacewalk.
So I didn't know that about Jerry.
First civilian to do a spacewalk ever.
Changes my mind a little bit about him.
I was giving him a little more benefit of the doubt.
Like, he was just putting that position and believes what he's saying, but...
No, no, he wore this bad boy to space right here.
Okay.
Interesting.
Poor Jared.
There he is.
What do you think?
Hey man, Jared's probably a great guy.
I'd love to have a beer with him,
but I don't think he's telling the truth.
So let me ask you a couple of ridiculous questions then,
because if you think Jared's in on it,
but Trump's not, that's kind of interesting.
Now you think like, okay, we're looking.
But like, you would have to rework,
like how do they explain,
if you don't believe in gravity
And you just think like water finds its level.
What's like 9.8 meters?
What is it 9.8 meters squared?
Meters per second squared?
Like what does that number mean?
Like what does gravitational pull mean?
Why is there a value there?
Like why is that, what would they say?
So like, oh, that's just the rate at which things fall.
For no reason, kind of how they're like, oh, the firmament's like 70 miles up.
It's just kind of like a ballpark guess about everything.
It's like, no, there's no, it's not because like, oh, that's the gravitational pool that
like the earth has on objects around it.
It's like, oh, that's just like the rate at which things fall.
Just because.
That's like, it was just put that way.
Jared and Trump and like we think Trump's the guy in charge of Jared saying in the back of the client
I know the earth's flat. So how about like dude perfect they went to space
They're like a YouTube channel like me like they're just like oh, well, they're lizard shills. They're lizard people. Um, I
Mean clearly clearly, you know, you're you're getting dude perfect
You're getting you're getting twins to do this. So obviously there's some sort of CGI involved with having one
all the way up at all the way up in space
like normal people. I've like been at their headquarters before. They're like normal dudes.
You think Coby Cotton from Dude Perfect was lying to the rest of the Dude Perfect squad?
Or do you think they all know the Earth's flat? Like what happened there?
If you're saying that these guys are genuine and I think it's very plausible that they are,
I think they're probably just dealing with confirmation bias. Like for instance,
I have a lot of people tell me that they saw the curve from an airplane.
But every time you get back in an airplane and you really look, there's no curve.
That's impossible. There is no curve from an airplane.
Yeah, but I have people like will die on that hill, but because they think they saw and I did too
I remember when I found flat earth. I said this is ridiculous
I've seen the curve from an airplane right but then I went blue and I was like
Oh, actually, you know we can't really tell he most likely went on a flight similar to what you went on where they take
You on a very high altitude ride do a parabolic maneuver give you some weightlessness. You claim you went to space
That's it. So you think out the window won't he's looking at TV's or
Out the window he can see the earth, but there's no curve
You saw the curve. Yeah, he likes the space.
He's either lying or he's wrong.
Well, the SpaceX exhibit was a flop for Justin.
That didn't work.
Luckily, I had one more trick up.
Wow.
These are like the best people to have on your side
in like a fucking jury.
Like, oh my god.
Like, this is like, you're the OJ Simpson trial.
This is who you are in the fucking stands.
This is like the people that you need.
Yeah, yeah, somebody get this guy in position
in the government.
Somebody get this guy, somebody put this guy
at the head of the state in Congress, you know?
Somebody make him a senator.
That'll be a fucking, that'll do well.
My sleeve taking him to the actual large house.
It's like I'm getting on a cruise ship.
Yep, take your family photo.
You literally see-
Can I actually say this is gonna sound really stupid I
Even though he's a flatter if they're they're still like a 50-50 shot
He would be like a better congressman than like half the people in the United States government right now
Because he's not swayed by bias or he's not it's not that he's not he's swayed by bias
He's not swayed by like money like this guy just believes what he thinks
He's not gonna get like paid out by like a shill corporation to like vote the way that they want them to
Like this guy's too deep rooted in his beliefs that like some things he would actually be like
Well, that doesn't really make any sense
Because it has nothing to do with flat earth anything yet today that you've been like really stunned by you know no
I haven't yeah, no like I said it feels like one of those I went here when I was a kid
I don't remember what yeah how old I was but I remember I went to this and like saw the the fucking Rockin theme parks for adults
Right, but with some cool science stuff here and there, but I paid a lot of money for this extra tour
So I hope this great. Hopefully this will maybe this tour is what will convince me. All right. We'll see we'll see
We're going to the moon needs to put the word back going back
Next level then he starts cracking jokes
Then he starts cracking jokes when your tour guide when your tour guide starts making really shitty jokes for like the fucking Gen X audience
Sitting there. Oh my god
As you can see we're passing an elephant on this nature tour. Oh, sorry. I thought that was my wife
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
Just kidding, just kidding.
She divorced me a long time ago.
What's known as the gantry is an observation deck that was built.
I think it launched from like right there.
Here is the launch pad.
It launched from this morning, when you look at him to it's when we come to the
right, which is going to be launching a starship, this tower is 405 feet tall.
I would want to ask these type of guys like how does thrust work in a vacuum usually people giving space tours are just I mean
If you're letting go of weight if you are pushing weight away, then you will be pushed forward
But you've got to have like something to push off of to have that reaction you shot a gun in space
Would you feel the recoil? I don't think we know it's because we've never been able to do these experiments
And like you're saying you need something to push off of
It every action has an equal and opposite reaction
If you're in space and you fire a gun, you're gonna go the opposite direction.
What are we fucking talking about?
What is he saying? Oh, you need to push off of something to go anywhere?
You know, that's what rockets are.
Every single rocket is that experiment.
If you believe that the rocket goes into space.
Okay, but you can't say we've never done those experiments.
NASA took us to see the biggest rocket they've ever built.
The one that launched all of the Apollo missions.
That looks like a piece of...
One small step for man.
one giant line from mankind.
And then to the building where they assembled the rockets.
We're gonna stop right for the vehicle assembly building.
That's the tallest single story building in the world.
That's what I've heard.
That's real.
It's real.
You know, nonetheless, it's like regardless of it's
fake or not or globe around, like,
it's still kind of cool to see all this stuff.
They're really building rockets.
There's really smart people working on things.
Dude, do you think there's anything
that could possibly change your-
But for what?
Like we're spending billions of dollars
to hide that the earth, it just doesn't make sense, bro.
I think it's too much of this guy's personality at this point.
If he got close to conceding,
it would be like giving up on a huge part of his personality.
I mean, I think that's the thing
with a lot of people's core belief values, right?
In any sense, not even just the flat earth,
Like there are people that build their lives off of a specific belief or mindset and if
anything cracks that it cracks them and so they'll always, they'll always believe it.
Like they'll because they have to if they don't, they'll, they'll not philosopher by
the way.
I'm not even saying philosophy.
I'm not saying religion.
I'm saying like what your core values are if anything challenges that and you've spent
30 years of your life believing something like it's the earth being flat, right?
Then once they change that, it fucks you up.
Your mind at this point, not at the can.
It could even be like, not even, I'm not saying, yeah, you could say it
with some people in the religious values, if there are things that breed doubt,
but they just disagree with that doubt, because if they don't believe
in their faith based belief, then they'll be, you know, crumbled.
I'm more so saying like flat earthers or people that are like
obscenely, homophobic or racist and believe that the world functions on a specific set of rules
or values that they haven't grained in their mind that if proven wrong, fucks up their entire
personality. Be space centered. I would need to go to space and see the curvature, a lake or the
ocean, you know, having that physical drop of eight inches per mile squared. Which is why I'm
confident my next attempt at this, like Santa Claus, not really, bro. Most people you find
find out Santa Claus isn't real, you're over it in like two days.
It'll work.
For Miles Square.
Which is why I'm confident my next attempt at this will work.
Because in just a few days I'm sending a balloon up to space with a flat earthers camera on
it.
No fisheye lens.
And we're going to see the curvature once and for all.
Wow.
I want to know what the fuck he's going to say.
That's such a good idea, Jack.
Give him the camera.
him set up the fucking balloon pay for it all and be like all right now we're gonna send this shit in
his face he's gonna go oh write it up write about oh see how it popped that's what he's gonna say
I already know what he's gonna say the balloon's gonna pop and he's gonna go uh hit the firmament
oh well that's just the fisheye lens that's why it looks round
Oh
Shit it hit the firmament right that's what it's gonna be and then it pops
He doesn't believe in dinosaurs believes in dragons and giants yep, yep
This flat earth or just prove space is real because there's space for a spring should be I thought five others
We're believing it to get a free flight now. I think water is believing it to be in a NASA mission
You can't fix stupid. Oh my god
Such a huge ego to all the buildings rockets exhibition thousands people rocket launchers all this is made to try to fool him
As an Asian kid I was some brain cells here. What the fuck does being Asian have to do with this video at all?
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Polariously bad insider trading attempts
Guy making a phone call this video we see this youtuber Hamish hotter
See that guy making a phone call no not that guy
That guy that's Chris Collins a New York congressman feeding information about a biopharmaceutical company to his son
Information that his son along with seven other people would use to avoid over
$700,000 in stock market losses. It's a cut and dry case of securities fraud more commonly known as insider trading
What is insider trading knowing?
what's going to happen before it happens or not not knowing what's gonna I mean
yeah usually it's knowing what's gonna happen before it happens but having
knowledge that the broad public does not that gives you an edge in investment
purposes most government workers are accused of insider trading Nancy Pelosi
is not been, you know, convicted or, you know, charged with insider trading.
But the common theory is that people that are higher up in the government,
when you look at their stock portfolios, they are the best investors you've ever seen in your entire life.
They never fail. They know what's going to happen before it happens.
And you know, there's a level of like how sketchy you could be
This is obvious like sometimes when they'll put in $500,000 to a stock the day before something gets released or pull it
Before something happens or they bet on puts like that shit gets caught pretty quickly
But there's other ways that people may be doing insider trading. That's not as accusable
But I don't know I think I've always had to take and I know this would never really happen
But I think if you are in a position in the government that gives you valuable information that could offset
The balance between your knowledge and an everyday man or woman's knowledge in the stock market
You should not be able to invest. I
Think that should go that should be a part of the game and and the people that complain about that
It's like my response is so you don't actually care about politics. You don't actually care about
about what's happening with the country or anything,
because you're due, why do you care so much
about personal financial gain in correspondence
with your governmental position?
Like if you actually cared about fixing the United States
or any country for that matter,
because the United States isn't the only country
where this fucking happens,
why would you not just want to do it
for the sake of fixing a nation or how you spew, right?
We'll get up on their podium and go I care about this. I'll donate my salary back to the fuck every oh my god
Anytime somebody does that I'll donate my salary back to the United States awesome
He's still made nine billion dollars in the last fucking three months off of the shit you've done
Being in the government right like what the fuck? Oh, I'll do this. I don't care about them
But I don't need the money. I don't want cable then don't invest in the stock market
It's all money oriented and it's not even a side-based thing both parties fucking do it
And honestly, I don't want to sit here and say oh, I feel bad for them because I don't feel bad for them
but it's like I
Kind of get it
That that's why I think you shouldn't be a light that's why you need to have this as a law
Right because if I'm in the government if I'm in the government and I know
That Nvidia's gonna fucking pop off more than ever before or say I know that in video
We're gonna put a restriction on GPUs, and it's gonna tank that fucking stock 30% I'm betting against that shit
You're telling me you're telling me you're in the government and you know
Something's gonna happen that you can make eight million dollars on and you're not gonna do it
You're not going to try and tell someone to tell someone to do it on your behalf that ends up going back to you
It's like you need something in place because the average human is going to cheat
Because it's like why would you not use that info like you're telling me I have I'm I'm a senator and I'm in a meeting
That's a private about something. That's going to affect the economy and I have my own stocks
Invested that I know are gonna tank 20% and I'm not gonna pull them out
I'm gonna go. Oh tough shit, man
Tough shit brother really. Oh, sorry. That's insider trading if I pull it out. No, like I get you should it
You shouldn't be able to do it
But you have to have a rule in place because anyone's gonna go oh shit. I need to fucking take my money out. Oh
Shit, I need to fucking invest into this. This is gonna make me so much money. Why wouldn't I do it, right?
Congressman Collins cheated our markets and then they get around it now and you
see him do it on poly market you see him do it on Cal she you see him do it on how
many fucking warheads are gonna strike you're on in the next three days
somebody gets it right on the dot 83 and they put 40 grand on it why do you
know that right that's an example that's not exactly what happened but
There's like people that are making bets that are like insane,
like 85% success rate on like long shot war bets.
Insider trading was like, you're in the government.
Counting cards in Vegas, a total of more than 32.
It's not like counting cards in Vegas.
It's worse than counting cards in Vegas.
Counting cards in Vegas is just like studying
the stock market in real life, right?
And getting good at like day trading.
Insider trading is more like, I mean, yeah,
it is like insider trading and knowing
what's going to happen next.
But it's more like having x-ray goggles.
Because counting cards is just giving you
an edge on predictability.
But insider trading is like wearing actual x-ray goggles
that tell you what the next card is.
It's not like, oh, there's a higher chance that it's this.
It's like, oh, I know this is gonna happen.
Million dollars, according to court documents.
Insider trading is fascinating
because on one hand you have these elaborate multi-year
schemes and on the other, there's cases
that are too small for national news coverage
but have the most absurd details exposed in court documents.
There's so many unbelievably bad attempts
to cheat the stock market
but I've picked out a few of my all-time favorites.
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Yo, I also feel like I could just get away with it.
Is that crazy?
I feel like it's not hard.
Like, we're gonna watch this
and I think I'm gonna be proven wrong.
I feel like I'd be able to get away with insider trading.
That's cocky.
I feel like I could get away with insider trading.
I feel like there's a way to tell someone
to tell someone to tell someone that doesn't really
loop back to you.
And then you like rope it back.
Like Markiplier, bro, Markiplier buying a percentage
of GoPro is not insider trading.
Like, I, yo, being dead ass, I, like,
he's just supporting a company that he likes
and also works with.
That's not insider trading.
Is that?
No, thanks, though.
Like, if you do an ad, like, like if I do an ad for Apple,
I would never do an ad for Apple.
Apple doesn't sponsor people.
If I did an ad for Apple, obviously I'm gonna invest
in the company that I'm promoting,
because it's like, why would you not be like,
oh, I wanna prove into the success of this?
I don't think Markiplier was insider trading.
Okay, so back to,
I think Markiplier is just rich enough
to buy 10% of the company.
Chris Collins, this scandal
is such an excellent starting point
because it helps us understand the architecture of the typical
only if you don't work at the company also not true because a lot of the time when you work at companies
part of your payment is their stocks
it's not insider trading to invest in a company that you work at
insider trading
because half of your payment package might be stocks in that company
this game
Chris Collins represented New York's 27th district
and at the same time he was a direct
you jack video alright
actor and one of the largest shareholders of innate immunotherapeutics.
It was an Australian biopharmaceuticals company with just one major product, MIS416.
It's a drug that aims to provide symptom relief to patients with secondary progressive
multiple sclerosis.
The phase 2b clinical trial began in October of 2014 and the entire fate of the company
rested on its success.
If the results of that trial showed that the drug was ineffective, then the company was practically worthless and the stock would decline violently in price.
On the 9th of June 2017, innate CEO emailed the board of directors, including Chris Collins, informing them that the trial results would be known on the 22nd of that month.
Chris Collins knew that he'd be attending a congressional picnic at the White House,
but so what? He was confident that the trial would be a success.
On the evening of the 22nd, a number of politicians gathered on the south
lawn of the White House, with President Donald Trump scheduled to speak at about 7.30pm.
At 6.55pm, Chris Collins receives an email notification on his phone.
It's from the CEO of innate immunotherapeutics, addressed to the directors of the company.
It said,
I have bad news to report.
The results for the clinical trial showed no statistically significant difference in outcomes
between MIS 416 and a placebo.
Or in other words, the drug.
And but yo, yo, I'm not defending this guy.
But like, I'm reading that and I'm going,
I could pull all of my money out right now and be fine.
Like, you know how much of an urge you would have to resist?
You could be like, I could just save myself $600,000 right now
if I just pull out.
That the entire-
Pause.
Higher company dependent on was a complete-
We gotta show you're rich.
What are you talking about, cool ferret?
That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
Take it out of some only, by the way. Are there mods in chat?
Failure. This information was obviously very sa-
You're rich Joe, stop being a dick. I'm not being a dick!
Tensitive, so innate also asked the ASX to halt trading in the stock.
The public would find out about the trial results in four days on the 26th,
so pausing trading helps prevent insiders like directors from dumping their shares onto investors
who haven't been fully informed yet. At 7 10 p.m. Chris Collins replies to the CEO's email saying,
wow, makes no sense. How are these results even possible? Unsurprisingly, he was not happy. He
owns nearly 17% of the company, a stake. All right, bro, you really can't, you really can't
stop. Like he actually, did he sell all of his shares? Did he sell all of his shares and
think that they that wouldn't be like a red flag worth tens of millions of dollars
he's the highest shareholder about one minute later chris attempts to call his son
Cameron is 16 a lot yeah to own 17 of a company a publicly traded company
that's like unheard of for most for most stocks like you could buy like 80 million dollars of
Nvidia and you would own a fraction of a percentage of the company like owning
That's why it was like a big deal when Markiplier poured like 15 million or whatever it was into GoPro and bought like 8% or 12% of it
Or whatever it was because it's like that's like a reasonable size
He doesn't answer
So he tries again
Still no answer. Yeah
Nitro said 0.1% of Apple is 115 million.
But that's also like one of the biggest companies traded in the stock market.
But he doesn't give up.
Between 7-11 and 7-16 PM, there are six unanswered calls between them.
And at 7-16 PM, the 7th finally connects.
They spoke for about six minutes and CBS caught the call while covering the White House event.
We don't know exactly what was said on the call, but considering what happened next, I think it's pretty obvious.
Cameron Collins drove to his fiance's parents' house to see Stephen Sakski.
They arrived at 9.17pm, and 17 minutes later, Sakski's wife was on the phone with her broker,
selling 30,000 shares right before the trading halt went into effect.
The next morning, Zasky texted his sister, call me ASAP, and then call me immediately.
When they spoke, he told her she needed to sell her innate shares and to not ask why.
Unfortunately, her broker couldn't execute the order due to the trading holds.
Cameron, meanwhile, had already found a way around it.
There were some shi-
You're telling me, you're telling me I work at one of these companies and I can't fucking hire a carrier pigeon to deliver messages by mail so I don't meet them in person. I don't text them. I don't call them. There's nothing on camera and they sell their share. And I train the pigeon to deliver this message to my friend and I go, you need to sell your Nvidia shares.
You smoke signals.
Start a fire in the streets.
There's still trading on what's called an over-the-counter market.
It's like spelling it out.
U-N-E-E-D-T-O.
side markers, and it's American, so it was outside the ASX trading holds. Between the
morning of the 23rd and the close on the 26th of June, Cameron sold about 1.4 million shares.
The results went public that night, and the next day, in 8th...
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92%.
percent. In total, eight people were fed-
Oh my god, toad! For the 41 month sub, the government is coming to get me. Can I come hide at your place?
Inside information. Yeah, sure. Were you doing insider trading?
And that stemmed from Chris Collins, and their trades allowed them to avoid $768,000 in losses.
It took about a- No, just getting deported. Oh, dead ass.
Year for the DOJ to build their case, and in August 2018, Chris-
I thought you lived in Canada.
Collins, Cameron Collins, and Stevens.
Are you actually living in a- you're getting deported?
Daski, we're charged with 10 criminal counts, including securities fraud.
You're lying.
I've been hiding out in the States for a few years.
I'm deadass.
Have you actually?
Bro, I thought you lived in Canada.
I thought you lived in like the middle of nowhere in Canada.
What the fuck?
Why have an American wife? Oh well I wish you the best man. I'm sorry that you're fucking gone through that.
Oh my god.
You have a free toad bro come on.
Why am I fraud?
Oh so I can't actually come hide out with you. Oh no that would be very bad if you're actually getting deported and you come to hide out with me.
You're also openly having this exchange with me in front of 14,000 people.
So I think if you were, you're also openly having this exchange with me in front of 14,000 people saying that you need to hide with me.
Whatever they're not looking.
And false.
No one's gonna snitch.
Yeah, okay.
Nobody here's gonna snitch.
They pled not guilty at first, but in 2019, Collins resigned from Congress and pled guilty to conspiracy to commit securities fraud and lying to law enforcement.
He was sentenced to 26 months in prison
Which I'm sure he served in full. Oh, wait, hang on a minute. Looks like he surrendered to prison in October 2020
and
Two months later he received a presidential pardon
From Trump and was
Okay, released. Oh
Okay, hmm, so you're the guy in the photo. I am the guy in the photo
Two men who've kind of hidden behind some cars one, see me.
God, bro.
It really is just like pulling favors to get like people's like
hands to have people in your hands.
It's like, that's what he does.
Like hold do it'll be like I scratch your back.
Now you have to fucking help me.
And it's like, you're going to toss.
You're going to toss about my way.
You're going to do this my way.
You're going to help me out in this way.
You need to be handing an envelope to the other man.
of the in a capture insider trading in action.
This is the story of a man who threw away
a 30 year accounting career.
Sorry, just real quick before we get into this.
Just shave the head, okay.
It's too far gone.
I need this, I need to say this.
There's an old man haircut you could rock
and who's the one guy in fallout, the show?
He really does it well.
Walton Goggins, Walton Goggins, editor, image of Walton Goggins.
Sexy man, has a very bad hairline, and it works.
This, no bueno, shave the head.
So that he could get tickets to a Bruce Springsteen.
And you better fucking do it, editor.
You better fucking do it.
I don't rewatch a lot of my fucking videos,
but I saw one the other day where I was like,
I throw up an image of this,
and you just put up text that said,
no, I'm not doing that, I'm too lazy.
So sometimes, sometimes you gotta actually fucking
throw up the image of Walton Goggins, okay fucker?
In concerts.
Okay, that might be a slight oversimplification, so let me explain what happens.
Scott London was a partner at the account-
Walton Goggins.
That's, oh sorry, I was saying Walton.
In firm KPMG, he personally oversaw the auditing of many very big c-
It's Walter?
I don't know what his name is.
Companies, which-
Shut up!
I need to pay attention.
Blame what happens.
Scott London was a partner-
Yo, be back.
Thank you for the five gifteds.
Vee and Nock for the sub.
Agus, Space Broke, a cult for the five gifteds.
Bloody for the tier two.
Denny and Platinum, F1, Mila.
Kledis, Denny.
Nick, Thoth for the sub.
Toad, thank you for the sub again.
Mason, thank you for the five gifteds.
Elphil, Mollecor, KT, Drain, Naki, Louis, Holly,
Sasquatch, Isaac Sill.
Panic rabbit, Jane for the sub.
Sweet Sam, Mom, Moldy, Mel, 10, Luke, Alfie, Halo.
LeBron, TT, Foud, Jaden, Jackie, Cupcake for the sub.
At the accounting firm KPMG, he personally oversaw the auditing of many very big companies,
which gave him access to financial statements and results that hadn't been announced publicly
yet.
Sometime around 2010, London's friend Brian Shaw came to him with a proposal.
He goes, hey, I know a way that we can both make a little bit of money.
Shaw's idea was for London to feed him information about companies that were about to announce
their quarterly earnings.
If the results were going to be better than the market expected, then he could buy shares
in the company before the release and sell them after for a profit.
The main initial reaction was that, you know, I was joking.
I just, you know, I said, well, I mean, we can't do that.
Shaw ran a family jewelry business that was hit hard by the global financial crisis.
He was struggling, and London wanted to help him out, so he agreed.
On the 28th of October 2010, Deckers was scheduled to report their third quarter results at Market
Close.
London had already seen the press release.
Decker's had grown sales by 22% and earnings per share by 24%, both higher than investors
were anticipating.
London passed the tip to Shaw, who bought 25 call options on the stock just hours before
the announcement.
As expected, the stock jumped 7% and the bet made a small profit.
The exact same day, Shaw bought 35 call options on another company, Herbalife.
was announcing it's see I feel like the this is how the like you hear about these
is people being like egregious with the amount that they're fucking doing but if
you did like this one time I don't think they're fucking looking into you is that
crazy to say like I think if you're if you're at the point like obviously if
he's doing this with Herbalife and like five other companies they're gonna go
this is suspicious hours before. But if you do this, if you're doing this and you go, okay,
one company I invest in, you go, oh, I was just reading up on it, Q3 earnings three days
later. And when it did, the stock rose 3%, another profitable trade. Over about 18 months,
they repeated the scheme at least 14 times, generating at least $700,000 in profits to
Bro, but I feel like you could just have like one banger bet, no?
Instead of having to do like 14 micro bets, just have one fucking really crazy call.
And then just dip.
And if they like really look into it, you're like, it's like a one off thing.
There's no repetition.
There's no proof that you're getting fed information.
Sure.
Some of it was shared with London.
They'd made on side streets near Shaw's jewelry business and he'd hand over bags
of cash in $10,000 bundles. Shaw also compensated him with gifts, including a Rolex Daytona worth
about $12,000 and concert tickets. Shaw reckons he spent between $25,000 and $45,000 on tickets for
the two of them, including to a Bruce Springsteen concert. In December of that year, London-
I think that's the problem too, is that it's your close friend. It'd be like me giving Chris
like information about like Twitch or like Amazon or like some company that I knew, you know.
It's like you guys are hanging out and it's like, oh, this guy's investing in all the companies that
you work with. That's weird. Right versus you telling this guy who tells a guy who tells a guy
then they pay you. It's sure off to a huge merger that was taking place. United Rentals,
the nation's largest equipment retail company is set to acquire RSC Holdings Inc. for 1.9
billion dollars. Shaw bought 27,000 shares of RSC that day before the announcement and
made almost $200,000 when the stock surged. A few months later, they did the same thing
with Pacific Capitals merger, making more than $365,000. It all began falling apart around
In July 2012, when Shaw's broker, Fidelity, put a hold on his investment accounts.
Shaw panicked and rang London, telling him that their insider trading had been discovered.
But London told him to relax.
Insider trading, he said, was like counting cards at the casino in Las Vegas.
If you got caught, they'd simply ask you to leave because they couldn't prove
it.
The problem with London's little analogy there is that counting cards isn't a federal crime.
And the FBI will have all the proof it needs if they can catch you with your hand in the
honey pot.
The investigation began around the time Fidelity froze Shaw's account, so he had every reason
to panic.
In early 2013, he was confronted by the US Attorney's Office.
I don't understand why they're doing money handoffs in front of like car dealerships
in fast food places.
Are they close friends that go to concerts and golf together?
Why couldn't he just bring the money to his house and be like, we were just having beers
that night.
Like, I don't, why are you like in public doing like a sneaky like envelope trade of
like 80 grand?
Like you just be like, oh, I was just going to hang out with them.
And a grade two snitch on London.
He came in without any deals and he decided to go forward with the government fully,
completely and truthfully.
he started recording their phone calls.
One of the more interesting exchanges involves Herbalife.
London allegedly tipped off Shaw that Herbalife should beat earnings in February
and that should send the stock up.
But quote, he was concerned about hedge fund manager Bill Ackman
driving down the price of the stock.
I wish you would have known that he was going to release that
and we could have made some money.
London responded, yeah, that would have been nice.
The FBI.
And it's also just the rate of success that raises suspicion.
Like, if you have create, like, why not just purposefully bud, you know?
God, I feel like I know I would fail if I tried to insider trade,
and I don't think you should insider trade anyway.
But, like, why- you're sitting here, your stock portfolio is like 10 out of 10.
Every bet you make is a banger.
You know, why not just toss some money away?
Throw fucking 30 grand away on a bet that's horrible.
Like, you know it's gonna fail.
Like, do the reverse.
Insider trade, but badly.
Be like, I know this company's gonna fail.
I'm gonna bet that it's gonna succeed.
And then now my stock portfolio looks normal
because I keep fucking up.
I then set up two fake meetings where Shaw was given-
Is that- is that stupid?
I feel like that's a smart play.
Like, why not be like, do the reverse?
Go to the guy and go like, hey,
I'm just betting on the companies that he talks to me about.
He's not feeding me any info.
He's just like, I know these are the companies he works with.
Cash to hand to London, which is how this photo was obtained.
The FBI says this photo shows London accepting five grand in cash
from jeweler Brian Shaw, which London allegedly
believed was his cut from profits made on a tip
about decker's outdoor, which sells uggs.
The feds claim tips like that made you.
We're insider trading for five grand, brother.
I mean, like, we really need to pick it up, you know?
I feel like if you're insider trading,
you gotta be making like 100k.
Five grand to commit a fucking federal crime.
Shaw, whose jewelry business was hit hard in the recession
more than a million dollars in illegal profits.
Was like, okay.
That's like when you hear people like Rob a liquor store
for like a hundred dollars.
Oh, sorry, we emptied the cash register earlier.
What's my wife?
So you're committing aggravated armed robbery
for fucking $45.
and a free bottle of fucking Jack Daniels.
I say, what are my friends gonna say?
Oh, I'm gonna lose my job.
Oh, I'm gonna go to prison.
London pled guilty to one count of securities fraud
and was sentenced to 14 months in prison.
Brian Shaw was sentenced to five months
and had already paid the SEC about $1.9 million in-
Oh!
So did he lose money overall?
Discouragement and penalties.
Was it for the thrill?
No, it wasn't exciting at all.
More than anything, it was a nuisance.
All right, that story was a lot of dates and numbers,
so as a pellet cleanser,
let me show you one of the dumbest insider trading attempts
I've found.
I call this one,
I feel like I could just so easily,
I feel like insider trading on sports is the best.
Go fucking, yo, Shohei,
go chunk some balls into the fucking,
Go chunk some balls into the left field stands, bro.
Hit some fouls and strike out for me.
Why don't ya?
Like, you know somebody that's gonna go take a fight
and you're like, and you just go,
oh, okay, you're gonna throw.
You're gonna jail.
Yeah, it would be really suspicious.
Why are you betting against your friend?
Why are you putting 20 grand
that your friend gets knocked out round one?
Don't ya?
Shohei did that?
No, Shohei made some sketchy bets
that his translator made.
No, Shohei's translator made those bets.
Why Shohei's translator had access to his bank account
and millions of dollars to place these bets?
I have no idea.
Ask Google for instructions on how to commit a felony.
In 2016, Fei Yang got information
about two corporate mergers from his-
Who the hell is Shohei?
Wow.
the best baseball player of all time, arguably?
Wife who was a lawyer working on the deals.
The first was Mattress Firm,
which was being acquired by the company
Steinhulf International.
Yann opened a brokerage account in his mother's name.
Very arguably.
Yeah, I would say, well, most people would say,
yeah, he's like the first two-way player
that's just fucking insane.
Isn't his contract like a billion dollars?
The first was Mattress Firm, which was being acquired by the company Steinhulf International.
Yann opened a brokerage account in his mother's name and bought about 300 shares of Mattress
Firm stock for around $31 a share.
Weeks later, when the acquisition was made public, the stock jumped 114%, netting Yann
a $9,700 profit.
That's like not suspicious though.
A year, Yann's wife's firm began drafting a merger agreement for Cibania Gold to take over steel water mining.
Yann bought call options to bet on steel water stock rising as the negotiations went on,
and when the deal was announced, dumped the entire position for a profit of about 110,000 gold.
That's suspicious!
Yann's internet history revealed Google searches during the month.
How SEC detects unusual trades, insider trading international accounts.
That included how SEC detects unusual trade and insider trading with international accounts.
While browsing, he opened up an article titled US Insider Trading Enforcement Goes Global.
Dude, that's like what's that one murder case where the guy was like googling how to like cut up bodies or something
He was like he was pleading not guilty and they pull up like his
Non-private Google search and it's like how to chop up how to hide a body
What is the penalty of of killing someone?
Like it's just how to get away with murder like why are you googling that at like the day before
for somebody dies. And my personal favorite, want to commit insider trading, here's how not to do it.
If only Yan had read that article before committing the most obvious securities fraud.
The SEC saw the two profitable trades were both linked to the same law firm, and in July 2017
he was charged with two counts of securities fraud and one count of wire fraud. He forfeited
he's a hundred and twenty thousand dollar profit and was sentenced to 15 months in prison. His wife
was never charged. The court filing seemed to imply that she didn't know that her husband was going
behind her back with information she'd shared with him. Spouses naturally talk about their work
with each other which is why I thought that was going to be an ad. It's one of the most
common types of insider trading. They mostly involve small amounts of money but the emails
text messages and divorces make them some of the funniest stories.
On the 6th of July 2010, Aeon Corporation agreed to merge with Hewitt Associates in what would
be a $4.9 billion deal.
One of the Aeon executives made a 12 minute call to her husband, Jason Hanald, to share
the news.
About 20 minutes later, she sent an email to her husband.
Don't send any emails about what I just told you a minute later. Hannel's replies. I won't no need
I only wish I'd bought their stock
I'm sure Hannel that's not insider trading though was just joking about the idea of using
Confidential information to make a quick buck
But the SEC didn't find it all that funny
Probably because less than a day later Hannel deposited
$28,000 into his Scott trade account and bought 831 shares of Hewitt for $34.25 a share.
Five days later, when the merger was announced, he sold everything for a $10,000 profit.
Bro, that's like, knock that, like, I know 10 grand's a lot of money, but like, it's
not that much for what they're committing, you know, like you're risking like, like
hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties where you're gonna loot your millionaire by the way chat
That's not the point you listen to me. You're doing yours. You're you're making 10 grand to potentially it find way more and be in
Jail for three years. It's like I feel like if you're gonna commit insider trading like
Bang out 500k, you know and then dip
He was never criminally charged, but the sec made him hand back
$20,000 in disgorgement
He lost money for this.
In 2012, Qin Hua Chen thought he'd try his luck.
His wife was the senior tax director at Informatica and in June 2012 was told that the data management
company would miss their quarterly revenue target it had promised to investors.
She discussed the sensitive information on business calls she made while the couple
drove to Reno for a vacation.
Chen, who was driving, overheard enough of it, and bet against the stock, resulting in
a $138,000 profit when it declined.
Four years later, an airplane mechanic made a series of rookie mistakes.
James Hengen's wife was a HR executive at a United Health subsidiary, working on the
people's side of its merger.
And from the bedroom,
What would be insider trading if you knew Luigi Mangione was going to kill the CEO?
Oh my god, and then you might get roped in, yeah.
And then you might get roped in on like, uh, like, uh, accomplice to murder.
Like, say you know Luigi Mangione and he's like, I'm going to kill the CEO of United Health there.
And you bet that the stock's going to drop.
Now, like, insider trading, and now they're like, you knew he was going to fucking kill him.
Upstairs, he overheard two things on one of her conference calls.
USM-
How would you trade on that? You're not trading on his death.
You would be trading that the stock would drop because the CEO gets shot.
MD and the name Dr. House.
Like if the CEO of NVIDIA died, NVIDIA stock would go down.
A couple of Google searches later and he was able to infer that UnitedHealth was buying USM-D.
a Texas healthcare company who CEO was Dr. John House. He bought more than 8,000
shares of the acquisition target and then tipped his brother and three co-workers
that they should all break the law too. In one text message to a co-worker he
wrote, hang on to USMD because good news is coming soon. Followed the next
month by big news is coming soon for USMD. Make sure you have USMD before
market close another co-worker tried buying one thousand shit what if I do like a Robin Hood type thing and
I go into like my Marvel rivals lobby, and I'm like hey guys not financial advice
But if you really want to buy this stock it might might be good for you
You know like I just start dishing out some like public advice
Right so like randos in like pub matches
like I'm just like I'm in like VR chat and I'm like yeah you know I really think
USMD stocks gonna bang out guys I don't know I wink wink you should probably buy
it you know as but accidentally put in an order for one share meaning they risked
a felony conviction for a potential profit of five dollars the co-worker
five dollars it eventually bump up their position to a thousand shares but
But even then, the whole first scheme made Hengen, his brother and the co-workers, only
$40,000 between them.
Hengen did it again with another healthcare merger, this time opening his wife's notebook
while she was out of the room.
But I saved the best pillow talk inside a trading case for last.
The Tyler Loudon case was a spectacular disaster.
In 2022, his wife was working on BP's $1.3 billion acquisition of Travel Centers
of America. According to Loudon's own lawyers, the couple were facing some marital stress,
and the SEC said that he wanted to make enough money that she wouldn't have to work such
long hours anymore. So, his genius plan to save their marriage was to use the acquisition
details he'd overheard from his wife to make them a bit of profit. He liquidated his
stock portfolio and bought $2 million worth of travel centre stock with...
out his wife's knowledge.
You have $2 million in your stock portfolio and you're sitting here saying like,
I wish my wife didn't have to work such long hours,
but you have $2 million in the fucking stock market.
Your wife doesn't need to work 60 hours a week.
She could cut back a little bit.
You got money.
The stock jumps nearly...
like, yeah, fucking 0.1% of the United States, but still 71% when you got a little cushion to lean back on.
And the deal hit the news cycle and he sold for a $1.76 million profit. When the financial regulatory
body began sniffing around, Loudon confessed what he had done to his wife. And she reported him to
her boss, moved out and by June, she had begun divorce proceedings. He pled guilty in 2024 and
was sentenced to 24 months in prison. The unjust part is the collateral damage his wife faced.
Despite reporting the breach to her BP supervisor immediately and their review of her emails
finding no evidence of involvement, she was still terminated.
That makes no sense. I feel like she should be able to sue for that.
I couldn't possibly make an insider trading video without the Kluge-Bauer scheme.
This is the Financial News Network. I'm Jessica Kordemalsch.
Federal prosecutors have charged two men with an insider trading scheme that went on for 17 years.
Between 9-
SEVENTEEN YEARS!
1994 and 2011, Matthew Kluger and Garrett Bauer operated one of the longest insider trading
schemes ever prosecuted.
It ended with the harshest prison sentence ever handed down for insider trading, and
I'm honestly shocked this hasn't been made into a movie yet.
Kluger was a summer associate at a New York law firm called Krabath Swain & Moore.
He quickly became aware of how much market moving information he had access to weeks
or months before it went public.
One day he was explaining this to a friend who he'd worked with a few years earlier.
Kenneth Robinson was a mortgage broker who'd go on to work at a venture capital firm called
Wisepeck and Greer.
In reaction to Kluge's unique circumstance, he said,
So what you're telling me is you get to know what's going to happen before the
rest of the world does.
Kluger said, yeah, I guess.
You could make a lot of money with that information.
Kluger replied, yeah, but it's really risky.
You could end up going to jail.
Kluger knew that he would be the one
taking the biggest risk,
and as an ambitious New York attorney,
would likely become exceedingly wealthy
by simply staying within the bounds of the law.
However, the possibility of pulling it off excited him.
Kluger knew that insider trading was rampant,
and told himself he wasn't stealing from anybody.
As he put it later,
I'm greedy, I deluded myself into believing.
I mean, aren't you kind of stealing from people
because the market share value that you're getting
is from the losses from the other people?
Like if you're gaining money in the stock market
from your sales, you're doing that off the backs
of the people that are then losing,
which they would be losing anyway
because the stock would dip,
but instead of them losing the amount of money
lost, I might have lost less." In that what I was doing wasn't all that bad. What made this 17-year
scheme so notorious was the incredible lengths they went to to make it practically impossible for the
FBI to trace.
After talking with Kluger, Robinson went to a man he'd met at the firm, Garrett Bauer.
Bauer was a professional stock trader, and was the perfect person to execute the trades.
He bought and sold a wide number of stocks every...
Yeah, it's so, it's so less suspicious if you rope in a guy who is mass trading
stocks in such a volume that like, anything that they're doing that's insider trading
is just kind of getting swapped under the rug, versus somebody's like personal assets that
they're just putting into it.
Single day, sorry the illegal ones wouldn't stand out to the SEC.
By the middle of 1994, the three of them had their roles, each with an important part
to play.
Kluger would get information about upcoming corporate events, he'd pass the tips to
Robinson acting as the middleman who then passed the tips to Bauer to place the trades.
That way there was nothing connecting Kluge and Bauer.
For 17 years everything went through Robinson.
Bro, and you gotta think there are people that haven't been caught.
Like, same thing with like murder cases or just like any of this shit in general
when you're going wow this is like a really fucking smart scheme I can't believe it failed.
It's like there's guys that have been ripping this for 20 years and it's never gone bad
Yeah, somebody said Trump. I mean, yeah, these are some of the fucking president
But like yeah a lot of people in the government
Really? And it's just like nothing ever goes through after a deal
Bell would pull the money out at 80 m's in $50 bills. They agreed to split it three ways
Robinson hid the cash in safety deposit boxes and Kluge drove to New York to collect his share in small cheap gym bags
August 1994 was when it all began. Working at Krabath, Kluger learned that one of his
clients, Johnson & Johnson, was merging with Neutrogena. Kluger called Robinson
with the tip and Robinson passed it to Bauer. Bauer traded ahead of the
announcement which drove Neutrogena stock up for a combined $24,000 profit.
They repeated this method 24,000 in 1994 today 54 grand so the first trade they did
profit each of them what like 15 50 16k frequently each increasing in size
J&J's my tech surgical merger $48,000 IBM's Lotus development merger $213,000
Johnson and Johnson's courtes take over 423.
But what do you do with this cash?
Because it's not technically dirty money because it's stock.
It's not dirty money for power.
But like, he's paying the stock on the trades being sold.
But then like, if you're the other two guys,
are you just maintaining this revenue and cash?
Because you can't put it into a bank account.
Because if you're putting, you know, 30, 40 grand in a bank account,
The IRS is going, what the fuck's happening?
Yo, Maud's band-vab.
$1000.
Nations Bank and Barnett Banks.
Like, how are you hiding this money?
$490,000.
Kluge was careful not to take any unnecessary risks
when gathering confidential information.
He almost never accessed client documents
on the firm's file systems.
By only searching for titles,
he could figure out which companies were making deals
without leaving an electronic fingerprint.
Bauer and Robinson even built themselves an alibi
for the cash withdrawals.
The two of them traveled to Atlantic City,
so the money looked like it had come from gambling.
In 1999, Intel acquired DSP.
Yeah, but even if it looks like a cut,
that's not a solid alibi.
If you're like, oh, it's money from Atlantic City
and you have proof that you went there,
they could still go to like the Borgata
or ocean, I mean ocean didn't exist then
or say like the Tropicana, Golden Nugget,
whatever fucking AC casino you're going to
and they're going, did this guy win $80,000 at this casino
and they're gonna go, no.
Communications for $1.6 billion
and the trade netted more than a million dollars in profit.
When Robinson handed Kluger his share
of the million dollar profit,
he told him that the three of them
had made $150,000 in total
after Bauer had paid taxes.
Uh-oh!
And now he's trying to keep more money for himself?
Bauer always said he took about 45% off the top for taxes and fees.
Kluge didn't find out until his arrest that Bauer had actually been keeping more than 90% for himself.
Around that time, Kluge received a call from the SEC, asking him about three merger deals on which he had leaked.
He was giving 90% for himself. How did you not fucking ever run the math?
You could be like, dude, the stock jumped so much we all made a mill and it's like,
oh no, your shares 20 grand.
Information, regulators subpoenaed bank and phone records, and it looked like it was the end of the line.
I was ready to sell Robinson up the river, Kluge later said.
In hindsight, that was a foreshadowing of the scheme's poetic climax.
So in 1999, they stopped. Convinced they were about to be caught, all three agreed to suspend trading.
It would be nearly seven years before they dove straight back in.
In April 2006, Bauer traded on inside information about Quantum's acquisition of Advanced Digital Information Corp.
ADIC stock rose more than 40%, generating a $1.7 million trading profit.
The bets just kept getting bigger and bigger, peaking in 2009 with an 11.4 million dollar
profit from the Oracle Sun Microsystems Act.
11 million dollar profit!
Oh my god!
I fought one trade and then right after it was 8.2 million.
They're eluding regulators for 15 years, they're hubris.
That looks so suspicious!
That's not even like, oh even with all the trades he's doing it's like, you
made 11 mil on one trade was breeding Brecklessness by late 2009 the SEC had
been investigating the suspicious trades for more than two years, but lacked the evidence
tying Kluger directly to Bauer.
They may have never got them if it wasn't for Robinson's greed.
In November 2009 and August 2010, Robinson personally traded ahead of two merger announcements
for at least 690.
The FBI went after Robinson in March 2011 and within days he had agreed to cooperate,
secretly recording his own calls with Kluger and separately with Bauer.
Both Bauer and Kluger were aware investigators were closing in, but they had no idea that
Robinson was already compromised
Some of the oh my god being watched by the fucking after you I knew courted conversations are so hilarious, so I
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Robinson says he's got $175,000 in cash hidden at his cousin's house.
And at this point, Bauer is so paranoid that he suggests just setting it on fire.
I'm just buying gold and hiding it in the fucking woods telling one person verbally where it is
and then disappearing. I feel like that's what like you ever see modern times like the guys that
that like crypto scam, like they crypto scammed some billionaire out of like $2 billion or
some shit blew a lot of it and then they got a lot of it back and now he's like serving
like 10 years in prison but like 80 million still missing. I'm like, buddy, it didn't
proof away. That fucker knows where it is. And he's going to get that money when
he leaves. Like, that's just what's going to happen.
Alright, so I know, but I don't know where he's from. What about his point of view?
Does he know that my goodness is on that money?
Ten days later, Robinson comes back with a better idea. One he says he got from his cousin.
He had to get all my fingerprints off that money.
Yeah, like, you're wearing gloves or something and just wiping every bill down or something.
Wiping every bill down?
Yeah, but it's like, if it's me, he's wiping every bill down or something.
You know something? Somebody did say, why don't you just run into a fish and watch him shoot you?
Well, I don't know. I just think that's a good excuse to not know about it.
But the single greatest sentence on the recordings is easily this one from Bauer just nine days before his arrest.
Yes. Well, you know what? I'm not sure.
I'm lucky, you know, I thought there was no way that I could have to do a course.
Matthew Kluger, Garrett Bauer and Kenneth Robinson were all charged with numerous counts of
securities fraud, conspiracy to commit money laundering, and obstruction of justice.
You don't always know what you're getting into. You do know the information is illegal,
but just like I thought, most people think that they're just not going to get caught.
Bauer and Kluger pleaded guilty in December to securities fraud,
conspiracy to commit money laundering, and instructing justice.
The scheme general, they need so much money too, like if they pulled out like a year earlier,
they all would have been like 10, 20 million in profit. Like surely!
Rated the trio an estimated 30-
OHHHHHHHHHH 37 million
7 million
OHHHHHHHH 37 million
in dollars over the 17 years, with that we're keeping 32 million dollars
And they didn't know he made 32 million and only gave the other guys 2.5 each and
Cluga receiving less than one. Oh my god, and he's the fucking guy that was in on it initially. That's insane
One million dollars despite agreeing to split the profits evenly and yet Cluga received the harshest punishment
Sentenced to one hundred and forty four months in prison. Bauer received a hundred and eight months and Robinson just
27 months I mean I get why they charged him the most because he was the one with the information and he was giving that over I
Get Robinson having the least because he cooperated but like Bauer is the guy
Actually placing the bet
Like these two should be equal to one another the one that initially has the information and the one that's placing the bet
The middleman's just like, yeah, you know, this is what he said. Like, I think that's like, you're the least involved.
Kluger's 12 year prison sentence is the longest ever imposed for insider trading. He was released in 2022.
So what's the lesson from all of this? Use an incognito browser when you search for a wiki how fraud tutorial.
No, definitely not that. The lesson is to leave insider trading to the professionals.
Yeah, just match on Nancy Pelosi's trades and then you're good.
You want to be involved, just be like, oh, what's Nancy?
What's Nancy Pelosi?
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mayhem you easily expect in crate to try it at risk for any bad, and as always, thanks
for watching.
Oh my god, it's the end of the video.
It's the end of the video.
Hamish Hotter wrote, what a fucking vid, man.
Wow.
Hamishers, they could easily transfer the info in a Minecraft world on a sign.
Joe, that's so fucking smart.
Not even that, just go on 2B2T.
Make a shell Microsoft account, mod it, go on 2B2T,
and then weren't there people that were using the AI in 2B2T
to make bombs or something?
There was anarchy servers that people would go on,
and they would bypass Google's memory
by going on a Minecraft server and doing terrorism info
with AI on 2B2T.
This is actually so smart from the Among Us profile picture.
They could transfer the info on a Minecraft sign.
Oh.
Cold, dude.
Yeah, we're just playing Minecraft together.
That's actually fucking genius.
You start the conversation that way.
I'm like playing Minecraft with my friend.
I'm like, look at the sign.
Look at the sign.
I place it down, don't verbally reply.
Type and sign back.
Do you like insider trading, question mark?
Break it, break it.
Hit it with a max.
Do it.
It would take forever to have a conversation
with that chip though.
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Count me down like a minute.
you I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
chaos. Any house jazz really. All right. Fox. Next video shot. Let's lock it in. What happened
to box? What happened to box tops?
A staple of American.
A staple of American school culture from the late 90s through the 2000s.
Oh my God. Do you all remember Field Day when you were a kid?
I don't know if your school did this. Mine did.
Where it was like you got put on like green, blue, whatever team.
And you had competitions that day if you did well for your team,
you scored a point for your team, blah, blah, blah, whatever it was.
whatever it was, you know, you had like four events, five events here, whatever you did.
And part of the, say like first place in an event, net your team like five points.
And there were like 20 events that day.
But then there was a side event that my team had called box stops.
And it was whichever team brought in the most box stops immediately got like 30 points
or something like that.
Or like a free pizza day.
So my mom would collect every box stop off of tissue boxes, cereal boxes for like a year,
like all year, and then she would give them to me in a bag.
And I would have a fat ass bag of box stops.
And I would come and clutch for my team, bring over like 120 of them.
And they were what, worth like 10 cents or some shit for your school.
Box top snacks have for education cause you are cash so there's more things your school needs.
It was this program where you would find these little cardboard squares on the boxes of cereals
and snacks. You would cut these out, bring them to class and somehow your school would get money.
Ten cents for every box top. Millions of us kids did this for years. But most-
Are box tops still a thing?
I'm trying to think on like if I even see I don't think I see box tops anymore
Yeah, they are. I don't think they are I
Don't see them like I have a tissue box right here. I mean like I opened it, but I don't see
There's not a box top
There's any other boxes in here. I
Know there's stuff where you can like cash in like like soda can tabs or whatever for money
But I don't know, check your serial box.
I was all QR codes now.
I was never really questioned how it actually worked.
So that had me thinking.
Can I say I feel like it would be better
if it was not digital?
I feel like digital in that sense makes less sense.
Like who's actually scanning a QR code on every box?
Whatever happened to box tops
and where was all of that money going?
In this video, I'll be investigating
the box talks program.
How it would work, where it stands today
And talking to a real school teacher on if they would actually make any money from the program as oh my god
Literally nothing you got to think dude your whole school turning in box tops. How much money is your school making from that?
$400 maybe
Like your whole school you're getting ten cents a box stop you ten box tops are a dollar
Kid knew like hand in the box tops, but I think my biggest question was
Guys, something fun came in the mail.
This is funny, it's a strike box.
Oh, you could buy, like, OG fucking cereal boxes?
Yeah, I bought cereal boxes from the 2000s.
But here's the real reason why I bought them.
Dude, people really be saving anything.
That's, like, max level hoarding.
Just saving a Lucky Charms box just for this specific person.
like who outside of him is buying this?
Box tops, they have box tops on them.
This one's been expired for 16 years now.
It doesn't mean that's actually 18 years.
Oh, but you know what we gotta do.
I don't have actual scissors.
I haven't done this in over 18 years.
There it is.
A box top has been cut in 2026.
10 cents right there.
Yeah, I was going down memory lane
because when I was in elementary school,
box tops were serious business.
My teacher would be like,
whichever class brings in the most gets a pizza party.
Yo, literally, literally.
And it was like, you had, bro,
you were banking on your friends,
you would be like, yo, you better bring in box tops, you fuck.
There'd be like somebody bringing like 10,
you'd be like, yo, you're not even trying,
you just started collecting them.
Then you had somebody bringing a bag,
that was my mom, and I was like,
my mom's been saving these up the whole fucking year.
I've been having these in a bag for this exact moment.
I would then go home and immediately start rating it.
I remember as well, my school used to do this thing
every year and it was an auction.
So this is how they raised money for the school.
This is like when I was in elementary
or like maybe early middle school.
And every year they would have an auction for the parents
and you were like a lot to go if you wanted to.
And they would have certain things.
And some of it would be like box raffles
or whatever, like our bag raffles.
I mean where it's like oh movie movie bundle movie basket and it's like you put in your stupid tickets and like maybe you get it
Maybe you don't they make money like that
But then they would do like big ticket items and they had a one and I got I remember my class got it in third grade
It was called it was called sleepover at the school and it was awesome
and
in third grade my what all the parents like pulled up enough money or whatever in my class to have a sleepover at the
So when I was in third grade, it was one random like fucking Saturday or Friday or whatever
And we just like pulled up and the gym teacher was there and it was like the art teacher slash Spanish teacher
And we would like just play games and fuck around and we would watch movies on the projector in the computer room
and like we slept at the school and
That was awesome. They had other stuff that was like a day of surfing
They had one that was dinner or it was like lunch with the school teacher
or lunch with the principal.
And I remember being like,
why would I ever wanna have a solo lunch with the principal?
And it was always like one random kid
that their parent would pay for it.
And because it wasn't even a class-based one.
It was like your kid got to have lunch with the principal.
And I was like, that's so fucking awkward.
Like you and your principal
just eating like McDonald's together
For insider trading. Yeah, I mean, maybe it's building connections like it's just like it just makes no sense
but anyways
We had we had the sleepover and I remember there's this one kid
I
think his name was Moushari and
he was an Arabic kid that
came from
Some other country to the United States didn't speak any English
So we're in third grade and we're doing class and he's learning English on Elmo on
like
Like a fucking Frogger like iPad or something and this was late enough into the year
Arabic kid. I'm crying. I don't remember brahs in third grade
I was in third grade I was in third grade we pull up and is leapfrog or whatever
Where I'm in third grade. I pull up and randomly our teacher goes we have a new kid today
And she's like he doesn't speak English and we're like
I'm in third grade, you know, I'm like eight years old. How old are you in third grade like nine? I'm like, what does that mean?
I'm like, what does that mean?
Like you speak Spanish like that was probably my fucking response like I'm a nine year old
You know not even in like a racist way. I'm like I'm nine years old. I don't understand that shit
So they're like no, he just doesn't speak English. I'm like, okay, so he was like learning it
and he would like say stuff to us in a different language and
I'm like 99% sure it was Arabic. He would say shit to us in a different language
I just have no idea what he's saying. He knew enough English
That during this like sleepover he went and he would like hang out and speak with us
And he was way shorter than the rest of the class and I don't remember if he was younger or like what happened
but like I'm so dead ass he was like a foot shorter than me and
He he knew like 10 words and three of them were curse words
He would go he'd go fuck her and he would like say that to you and I thought it was the funniest shit ever
I remember being a third grade you go fuck her and you punch you
This kid has no like we're not even we can't even have a conversation
But it's like we're all hanging out and playing games, but you understood the games you apply
Like we would draft him for fucking basketball or soccer dodgeball or whatever he knew the games
It would be a 3-2-1 go he knew how to play
Because it's like visual learning
But and then he just disappeared the next year and I always think I'm like where where is that kid now?
Where's Moushari now? What's he up to is he in the United States? Is he somewhere else?
Where'd he go? You know? And he just disappeared. It was like he, I think he
only stayed with us for one year and then he left. And it was sad. It was a sad day
when Mushari left. I remember I missed him. He was a sleeper agent. Why? He was not
a fucking sleeper agent. He was like a third grader. Mom, don't throw that up.
He's in chat right now. Mushari's not in fucking chat right now.
Moushari, where are you?
Moushari, it's been however many years.
I haven't seen you in so long.
No way!
What?
Check the box!
And when we go to BJ's, I'd only grab products with the-
Oh, everybody's Moushari, oh shit, hey.
This little square.
You sure you like this cereal?
It has five box tops on it.
I'd come into school the next morning with 12 box tops, thinking I'd just save
the entire education system.
Here you go, miss.
One dollar and twenty cents of cardboard.
And due to math, on how many groceries it would cost to get a dollar's worth of those things.
But screw it.
Pizza party.
Cause everybody was competitive about it.
My friend Jamal will come in with like fifty box tops and suddenly the entire class is
looking at him.
Weak.
Weak.
Weak.
I'm coming way more.
Like, where did you even get those?
Yeah, his family must have been eating nothing but Cheerios for three months.
But turns out, Hobie was photocopying them with the school printer.
Whatever.
He got a s***.
That's just not how that works.
It's cardboard.
How are you photocopying box tops?
That's punishment though.
But still, none of us kids actually knew what would happen after we handed in these box
tops in.
We were so focused on that pizza part.
The teacher would throw them in some drawer, and then what?
That somebody mailed them somewhere because I never got a check.
Before we keep going, I need to eat something
because I remembered that eat
your first community order.
All right, now that I've prevented myself
from doing research on box tops,
and I've been looking into how schools sign up,
redeem, and earn money from the program.
And the criteria on their website
to be eligible for box tops is pretty straightforward.
Basically, any legitimate K through A public,
nonprofit, private, religious,
and US military schools could participate.
So if you're in elementary or middle school in America,
chances are you'd qualify.
But one thing I've noticed, preschools can't participate.
That'll be all right, you know?
And after doing some more research,
the process to send them was fairly simple.
A school would appoint a box tops coordinator,
usually a teacher, parent, or PTO volunteer.
Kids would bring the squares in,
and the coordinator would collect and organize them,
sorting out any expired ones.
This is all sort of a fucking expire.
These are even worse than before.
Pizza parties came in, since they could keep track of how many box tops each class submitted
and turn it into a competition.
Then the coordinator would send them to General Mills.
And how would they send them specifically?
Well, I got my hands on the official 2015-
Bro, it was always General Mills.
I feel like they were on tissue boxes, weren't they?
Did General Mills make fucking tissue boxes?
I feel like it wasn't just on cereal.
I remember them being on like, any box that you bought, almost.
It's a 2016 BogSop's coordinator kit.
Yeah, I went on a deep dive.
And apparently, BogSop's-
Yeah, Pop Tarts, Pizza Rolls.
They have to be perfectly cut to qualify.
They could have just been ripped off the packaging, as long as you saw the expiration
date and the little acronym on the top.
And I never noticed these little acronyms at the top right, which are used to identify
which product the BogSop came from.
And box tops also came in these bonus certificates.
A slip of 50 is crazy.
You would have to get all the box tops and bundle them into bunches of 50.
Then you would fill out a submission form online that would generate a unique-
Oh my god!
For fucking five dollars!
For fucking five dollars!
Five dollars!
All this fucking work.
All this fucking work.
You got a bunch of up to 50, then you get a unique barcode, and then you send that
And then you send an invoice to General Mills and General Mills is gonna send you back a tax form because that just specifically counts as income
But you're able to run it off because you're a school and so not profit business
So you're able to fucking respond and you have to buy a stamp from the post office
You can send it over it takes about a three-week process so you can get fucking to actually they send it to you in rolls of pennies
They send the money in rolls of pennies back
So you have to pay shipping costs barcode then you prepare all of this in a package
The bunches of 50 at the bottom followed by the submission form and finally any bonus certificates
And finally you ship that package to mr. Box tops himself. He was like a lot of work for a couple dollars if you ask me
Hello, how are you doing good doing good? Are you are you in class right now?
This is miss Martel. Oh you're in class right now fuck fuck fuck
Fuck!
Give 30 years, and my good friend, Coby Martels, is mom.
And she was kind enough to hop on a call with me
to talk more about box tops and the program in her school.
Would the classrooms that you were in,
would they participate in the program?
Would they hand in box tops?
In the elementary schools, the students
would compete from classroom to classroom.
PTO would give out a prize to whatever classroom brought
in the most box tops to raise money for this school.
Do you remember what the prizes were because what I've heard or what I experienced was
it had to be like a pizza party or no homework for a week?
Like Sundays and they had pizza parties.
So who in your school was in charge of sending the box tops to General Mills?
So the PPO really spent the time to organize it and sort all the box tops and all of that
in each school had to fill out specific paperwork.
Yes.
When it comes to paperwork, I'm pretty sure she was talking about the online submission form from the coordinator kit.
And what do you remember the box house money actually being used for?
I want to believe that they used it for like events and assembly. They used it for like replacing.
Yo, did your parents ever go to the student teacher conferences?
Or not student teacher, parent teacher conferences?
This is like, my mom never went to any of them.
Never, never, never. Not once, not once.
Parent-teacher conference. No.
Wow. My mom always went.
Is it weird to say that I would love to be like...
I would love to be like the dad that pulls up to the parent-teacher conference.
A little hammered.
a little hammered, sitting in one of those like stupid ass kid chairs, because there's
only one teacher chair and I'm just sitting there and I'm like, so how's my kid doing?
So how's the kid doing?
You're like about this low to the ground.
Hold up.
Oh, this doesn't go any lower.
Awkward.
This doesn't go as low as it goes.
Okay.
I thought it went lower.
You're like on the ground, you're just like, yeah, so,
Timmy's a bit of a jackass of sorts, some would say.
I was looking at a few other case studies as well that they did use that, yeah, for playgrounds,
for extra equipment, for the gym as well.
If it didn't go to- My parents always went.
My mom never went.
I feel like there's no need to go unless your kid's failing.
Like, why go?
Like, if you're reading your kid's report card, it's like, okay, he's got like
As of B's, whatever.
The assemblies, it was like failing math.
That's like a different thing.
You're going to go talk to the teacher.
Towards like field days.
Bullying problems.
Do you remember who specifically decided on where the money would be spent?
The PTO did.
There's always a teacher and an administrator.
So box ops were real.
Schools actually got the money, but there was still one thing I wanted to know.
Can you find these anymore?
Okay, so I now know how box tops work, but I am curious in point 26 if you can still find them
I've heard you can and I'm very curious if it's the same way that I used to remember them
And after searching around the cereal aisle for a bit, this is what I see guys to have more on a cereal
But look what I see on a box top
Download the app
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
Another app!
Another app for my phone!
WOOOOOO!
Oh, you wanna pay for parking? Download this app!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Why does everything have an app?
Fucks. But you gotta download the app and scan it.
Still a thing. You don't cut these off.
That actually pisses me off.
There you go, man.
Netanyahu app, actually.
Benjamin Netanyahu fucking taking hold of the trick cereal box and forcing me to download fucking Israeli spyware on my phone
On my phone so I could fucking scan a 10 cent box top that I could send to my school
And they get an invoice from General Mills
We're gonna buy a few things of box tops and see how that app works
We need your cereal data. Yeah
back secure oh I just love the char grilled whopper for Burger King oh my
favorite burger oh my favorite fast food place McDonald's and Burger King thank
you for the wonderful question milk thank you for the wonderful question it's
a way it's a wonderful to have to be on this podcast all right so I bought three
my favorite my favorite burgers the char grilled whopper in different
items with box tops on them don't blame me for this one so each one of
these has a digital box tops on it and I like this one because it's a free snack
with a rebate back in the day you just hit the scissors and you cut them out and
then you go to school and you hand them in why why is it confusing now so skin
box tops for education so they download this the thing is I guess they just
assume every kid has a phone now I'm pretty sure they do just made the
account and now it says either find a school or find a school in need I'm
gonna find a school in need for this one let's see oh wow we're gonna be
donating our 10 cents or you'd be donating our 10 cent box tops. How courageous.
Did they have my old elementary school? Oh wow, they do have my old elementary school on here. Shout out, Sposiano.
Okay, so welcome to the box top apps. Scan a paper receipt. This is already making me miss the old times where you could just-
Oh, it's 30 cents because there's three of them. Cut them back in the day. Okay, so that's my receipt. Oh wow, we can choose- we can choose grades.
This is technically better because then you're able to donate the money to a school.
a school. Like if everybody did this there would be a sizeable amount of money.
I'll go grade three that was my favorite. Okay, so man. And just-
OHHHHHHHHH! BANG! BANG! 40 cents to Frank Di Spasiano Elementary School in Providence,
Rhode. Like that we just claim 40 cents for Spasiano. I think back in the day the thing
was it was a status thing. I would rather have them all in this bag. Yeah, no, that's I think that's
the vibe. I think that's the vibe. It feels, it feels more like you're doing something physically.
You just give it to your teacher rather than just do it on the phone in silence. But yeah,
the school's gonna get 40 cents now. Now after all this research talking to a teacher and
knowing that the schools would actually get a check from General Mills, the real question is
Are box tops a scam?
No.
Because the basic promise of the program was real.
Schools did and still do receive the 10 cent value.
It sure 10 cents back then meant more with inflation and stuff, but that's a whole other
conversation.
Because according to box tops, schools have nearly earned $1 billion through the program
since 1996.
That sounds like a lot of cutting and snipping.
However, I'm not going to let this go easily.
Because General Mills, they've gotten a lot of value out of it.
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Cause marketing is when a company connects its products or brand to a social cause with
the goal of benefiting both sides.
Yeah, it's a benefit PR-wise and it also does help other people.
So let's say your local donut shop partners with the youth football team.
For every donut they sell, they donate $1 to the team.
Locals hear about this and run to the donut shop for the kids.
The more donuts they sell, the more...
I don't think though, I think that's the case in this specific example where it's like,
okay, every sale we give a dollar to the local football team, that like really helps local businesses.
But I don't think anybody's buying Honey Nut Cheerios because the box top gives 10 cents
to a fucking school.
The money the football team gets, both sides win, that's cause marketing.
And when there's a charitable incentive, you can get increased sales, higher brand awareness,
customer loyalty, positive brand perception, and of course, real money going towards a
cause.
That's box tops.
Cause think about it, mom is standing in the cereal aisle deciding between two boxes,
and one of them gives 10 cents to your kid's school.
Which one are you grabbing?
I said, I said, it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter if I'm the fucky, it's 10 fucking cents!
It's a dime!
It's a dime!
I'm not sitting there. I'm not sitting there going, huh? I would I rather have
This one or this one? Well, this one gives 10 cents to my local school if I
download the app and
input it and I sign up with an account and then I give them my email and turn on the email notifications and
then scan the school
that I want to donate it to and then
and use the box stop if I remember.
And like it's not, I don't think that's ever
in the history, I'm like in the history of box stops.
I don't think there's been a parent
that's held two boxes and gone.
I'm gonna go with this one because it has a box stop.
Plus, the amount of times that I would persuade my mom
to get me the brand with box stops, just.
No way.
I feel like, maybe, maybe.
I mean, I would be like, oh, we need to cut off the box stop.
But I don't think I was like, oh, it has to have a box stop.
Does the status boost to the school
or get closer to a pizza party?
Marketing geniuses.
And there's evidence that this is an entire marketing
strategy.
Because in 2018, General Mills described box tops
as a program operated by its marketing teams.
They share that box tops promotions
are a way to drive store visits
and increase how much customers spend.
So sure, the school got real money,
but General Mills, I think they're
of real winners with brand loyalty, purchase influence and exposure.
So was box tops a bad thing?
Honestly, I don't think it's that simple.
As a kid, all I saw was 10 cents and a pizza party.
Now I see the fundraiser, the more which is like the stupidest shit ever
when you think about it.
It's like the reward for the work.
Like, do you all remember not not pizza parties for box tops?
Do you all remember when your school would do some shit
where you would have to go sell like chocolate or some,
you would go sell a product and it's like the amount you sold,
there would be like a pamphlet
and you would win certain things.
And it's like, if you sold enough,
you would win like a Nerf gun or something.
And it's like that you would win a $40 item
if you sold $4,000 worth of chocolate.
like what the you'd win a MacBook if you sold 10 grand in fuck and so you're
going family member to family member and they're like pity purchasing this
stupid shill off-brand product for the sole purpose of you being able to win
something marketing strategy the brand loyalty all of it and honestly I'm not
mad at it box tops that it's thing cuz schools got money general most got
Loyalty and we got a strangely iconic piece of childhood out of it. So let me know in the comments
Do you think box hops is a good thing a clever market? I don't think it was I don't think it was a bad thing
I think it's just like bro
You got to up that shit to like 25 cents today, bro 10 fucking cents in the big
26 like even if you got every person in your school doing that shit, which they're not
It's like you're making a school in a year on box tops. It has to be making out what a hundred bucks
A hundred bucks maybe
At least make it a dollar then it's not profitable if everybody does it that would cut into general mills profits
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The best Scrabble player is genuinely insane.
This is Nigel Richards and he is competing in the 2015 French Scrabble Championship,
but there's just-
They didn't even know they had that, they didn't even know they had Scrabble Championships.
One problem, Nigel doesn't speak French at all.
So how in the world did he manage to win?
With all formats at the French World Championships, he has won not just once, not just twice,
but 14 individual titles against grandmasters who have spoken French their entire lives.
He speaks French and he can do exceptional results. It's just incredible.
Yet conquering the entire French-speaking world was...
I feel like he has to know how words are formed in French.
Or do you think he's just studying... like does he know the meaning of a word that he's spelling?
If he doesn't speak French.
Actically just a sidequest form.
He has nearly 50 major titles in English alone,
more than anyone else by a landslide.
He's known for outsmarting Scrabble engines,
and he is genuinely-
$20,000!
But he's raking it in from playing Scrabble.
...Gens, and he is genuinely the greatest Scrabble player of all time.
It all started when his mother was constantly tired of losing to him in card games, so she introduced him to Scrabble, believing she'd have the upper hand.
But instead of finally defeating her son, she had just created the literal best Scrabble-
What words are they fucking spell on here?
Tenders, okay.
Plotzing.
Fyberd.
Relian.
player to ever live. What's odd is that Nigel never touched a game of Scrabble until 28 years old,
and what's even more odd is that he'd never been able to spell very well and wasn't great
in English at school. By contrast, some of Richard's most lethal opponents like David Elder
started competing in world championships at 16 years old, and Jesse Day started playing in his
final year of high school. And still, by every account, Nigel is the greatest Scrabble player
Who has ever lived across thousands of documents? I mean the aura of this guy that's this crazy, dude
These fucking specs the haircut the long beard
Posted up in a scrabble match just fucking owning the competition in an elite tournament games since 1996
He maintains an unprecedented win rate of roughly 75 percent
Which 75 percent win rate? Oh?
Oh, to have that in a competitive game. 75% win rate in the pros? In the pro scrabble
league?
Rags the question. What makes his style so suffocating that even the world's top grandmasters
can only watch him take over? After steamrolling the co-
Most of Nigel's opponents describe playing him as if running onto the beaches of Normandy
during D-Day. It's a slaughter, they say. Facing against him in Scrabble is like utter death.
It's torture playing him.
Competition at the-
He whips out words you've never heard of before. Iridosa Colitis lands on the board.
Iridosa Colitis lands on the board, literally completing the entire row. It barely fits.
2025 World Cup Scrabble Championship all the way to round 28 by winning 18 times in a row.
He would face John Treve, a top tier grandmaster, wildly regarded as one of the top players and who frequently ranks among the highest rated players in the world.
He started-
Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie, bro. I barely remember how to play fucking Scrabble.
I know you spell words off of words and if you land in these certain, like, two-act spots, you get multiple points.
But, like, how do you- do you just pick?
Like, they have letters they're able to use that they get out of a bag.
So there's chance involved in the game as well, now?
Arts off with Docs, to which Nigel immediately responds for luxating and gets 70 points.
He challenges the word his opponent just played, thinking it might be a mistake, though Nigel re-
What do you mean might be a mistake, like the word doesn't exist?
Like, I'm curious, do you think Nigel knows the definition of the words that he's playing?
Or do you think he just knows that this luxating is a word?
early ever makes mistakes so the game is swiftly resumed this was Nigel's first
North American tournament in six years and he would do something that shocked
everyone the match settles into a standard mid-game rhythm with Nigel
bing-oing prods to form leisure and extending his lead to almost a hundred
points while filling up his talarak something sparks the casters to 224 and
And I just am praying to see the H. Yes, the T.
The H. The T.
Ahhhh!
This is gonna be an exhilarating match, folks.
As he slings it over, as he slings it over to Nigel,
what is he gonna play?
They want to see him play a fleasurer off the word
he just played, getting the triple
and forming a 10-letter word,
which is a rare occurrence in endgame.
John plays Zinco and Nigel responds with Oye.
In this position, John could play Jade which would block Nigel from playing athleisure though
he sees Jag for 19 points.
Now in this situation, most people would immediately play athleisure.
But of course, Nigel is not everybody.
What he does instead is play Vector.
Doing so will deplete the tileback and prevent John from having more opportunities
to bingo and it's actually the better play.
After a few moves from both players, John draws the last remaining tile, a V.
It actually, this game is so much more strategic than it seems, because it's like, oh you're
just spelling words off of words, but everything has to, like, line up perfectly.
You could play words in certain spots.
Like there's so many options.
Like this would be the most confusing shit ever against somebody that's good at scrabble.
The only spot available for it is- Like where do you even play a word?
Like you could just pick up a word randomly, like you could play off this E, the T, the
S, the A, the F.
Vau, right here.
What happens next could only be described as perfection.
Nigel knows John can only play Vau, and he could block him multiple ways with how, row,
or even toe, but he plays R, then going unfastened and O, a brilliant move, as this allows
him to save his precious tiles for what he has planned, all while blocking John.
With no other choice, John passes his turn to Nigel, who plays Ed for 3 points, opening
up this tile, and lay up for his next move.
Oh my gosh, amazing, absolutely amazing.
I need more energy from this, I need more energy from the commentators, dude.
I would be, I would have no idea what's going on, but I'd be fucking ripping it the
entire time.
Oh my god, Nigel just played Ed right there, John is fucked!
He's gonna have nothing that he can play but he has a V on the board. What are we gonna do here pal?
Oh my god
I can see the sweat on his forehead driven down the side of his fucking temples right now into his Hawaiian shirt
He's got swamp ass surely this guy's shaking in his fucking boots
He realizes it's over four or four to four seventy eight
Nigel has a lot of letters left to work with. With John passing his turn again
Nigel can finally play the incredible athleisure for a massive sixty points
This is just so insane. I cannot believe it.
Laze it now.
And John just moved his-
Oh my god, John is fucking thumb-founded.
He didn't even see that.
Headboard in this, like, what in the world?
He's crying. He just threw up in his own hands.
His wife left him. Oh my god.
Oh, you're kidding me?
Yeah.
Before ending the game with Yo, a beautiful, almost cinematic-
I love how- how's the records.
Nigel Richards, 23 and 4.
Wait, to claim the trophy of the tournament,
he calculated the exact tile pool multiple turns in advance,
intentionally executed perfectly low moves,
which forced a specific board layout that opened up the 10 letter front extension,
pulling off a tournament-winning multi-turn bingo-
Can I bet on- can I bet on this?
So when board space is almost-
There's certainly a betting prop for Nigel Richards.
It's non-existent and the tile-bag is-
Oh, the ROI is probably horrible though.
He has a 75% win rate.
Completely empty.
He's probably like minus 900 going into a Scrabble World Champ.
Requires a level of insane calculation and is why this match is widely considered
to be the best Scrabble Endgame of all time.
Calculating plays like this a handful of moves ahead is literally just a tip of
the iceberg for Nigel.
Since 1998, he has won 76% of more than 4,000 career games sanctioned by the World English
Language Scrabble Players Association.
The rest of the top five players, including Elder, have won between 66 and 68% of theirs.
He outscores his opponents by 72 points per game on average.
Elder, the number two all-time player, outscores his by 49.
On top of that, Richards holds the world championship record with five titles won between 2007 and
2019.
Nobody else has more than two.
In an email to a journalist, David Elder says the following about Nigel.
I don't know how to put this in layman's terms, but it essentially continues to confirm
that he's the best player at any game that ever existed.
His brain-
Best player in any game that's ever existed? Why'd he pick Scrabble?
Am I gonna, am I gonna sit here and say that he probably is, you know, I'm not gonna say he's not good at every board game he plays.
But every game that's ever existed, I think he means every board game.
extends leagues beyond the capability of a chess nerd who studied their whole life.
He's not human, no amount of practice or innate talent will ever render anyone normal to rival him.
And Jesse Day after Luke-
He's saying Nigel Richards is better than like Magnus Carlson.
Is in the 2018 final to Richards, describe him as the greatest there has ever been and ever will be.
In an early round match against-
Are they playing in a mall?
As the greatest
There has ever been an
Ever will be in an early round match against expert opponent Mike Johnson at the 2025 World Cup Championship
Nigel Richards was up. Where's dark mall? Yeah, good one. Good one. 53 points. Where does dog small get his shoes?
Wait now
Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
In the game, comfortable but not entirely safe with seven tiles remaining in the bag.
In this position, the top computer engine's clear preference was Ali for 16 points.
Glitchers looked at it.
He appeared for a few minutes like he was about to play it.
But then he did something bizarre.
Nigel exchanges?
Leaving?
And hey.
Oh, Matt, what the heck would it be?
Oh my God, dude, Matt, I think I'm peeing down my own fucking leg right now.
I've never seen somebody do that ever.
He just exchanged his fucking blocks.
We say that that is a mistake, except that it's Nigel,
and I have to imagine that he has some rationale for it.
He exchanged...
Oh my God, wait.
He exchanges his blocks to fuck up his exchange.
Tiles, and it wasn't just the commentators who were shocked.
When the position was ran through the engine afterward, it couldn't justify the play either.
It took the original commentator and three additional Scrabble experts
to eventually reconstruct the logic behind Nigel's mysterious play.
By calculating that Johnson was sitting on an eminent bingo,
Nigel intentionally threw specific tiles into the bag to sabotage Johnson's post-bingo-wreck
with clunky duplicates while maximizing his own odds of drawing the game-winning C-tile.
Nigel-
Wow!
But how do you even think ahead like that in this fucking game?
This move was actually a masterclass in hyper-advanced endgame manipulation.
Francis Desjardins, a French scrabble expert and a programmer Gilles Blanchette,
analyzed the end games of 588 tournament games played by Nigel Richards.
The end game is the part of the game after the last tile leaves the bag,
and at that point, scrabble flips from a game of hidden information
into a game of perfect information,
since both players can work out exactly which tiles their opponent is holding.
With dozens of possible move sequences and the order mattering for both sides,
solving it perfectly is usually far too complex for a human to do under tournament pressure.
So it's no surprise their analysis found that Nigel's opponents,
and this is only counting players who have at some point been ranked in the world or North American Top 10,
made a mistake in 47% of their endgame moves.
In other words, even the best players in the world get less than half of their endgame's
right.
Nigel, on the other hand, made just 11 errors across 919 endgame moves.
A measly 1.2%- Oh my god he's chatty VT.
In the fucking flesh.
In the flesh Nigel Richards is an AI in Scrabble.
He is a 1.2% error rate, and the top 10 opponents of pros have like a 1 and 2 fuck up.
An error rate costing him a total of just 31 points.
His top 10 opponents across- Check his anus for a vibe there.
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Good chat.
half as many moves lost a combined 1,818 points and it gets even stranger when
the same 919 moves were run through quackle a Scrabble Zone AI it made four
times as many mistakes as Nigel and lost seven times as many points it's
It's hard to think of anyone in any sport.
He's better than AI at the game.
That's not even a thing in chess.
How are you better than AI in Scrabble?
Oh my god, you can't even fucking say he's cheating.
That's like, actually, oh my god,
you can't even say he's cheating
because it would hinder him to use a cheating engine.
The game was this far ahead of the field, including the machines built to solve it.
Nigel plays moves so advanced that top computer engines initially rate them as errors or suboptimal,
only for human analysis to later reveal Nigel was right all along and the engine was wrong.
The fact that how is that AI not seeing that because they can't like factor in like variable chance or like what other moves are
Capable of being played we know Nigel isn't cheating because he literally outperforms all existing scrabble AI is so funny
Yeah, he's so good that cheating would actually be a handicap and I think he's still better than
The best computer like by a mile like I don't know there's so many plays that he's made over his career
That I hope we get to talk about over the coming
weeks and months, but like a lot of times the computer just doesn't understand what he's doing and so you run it for a couple days and then it's like oh yeah he was right. Yeah.
Magnus Carlson has arguably the greatest chess player in history, having helped the world championship title for a decade. Yet even Magnus-
Is it weird to say though that like, I feel like part of the, I know he's better than AI,
but I'm curious if the Scrabble World Championships had as many players wanting to get into it as chess,
if Nigel would be that good. Like is there an argument to be made that like Magnus Carlson,
even if he's losing to chess AI, it's still more impressive because he's the top of a board game that has far more players.
This must bow to the undisputed ruler of his domain, Stockfish, a chess engine capable of evaluating 70 million positions per second
and systematically dismantling any human who dares to play it.
A hundred out of a hundred games, Magnus Carlson would lose even if Stockfish was down a bishop or a knight.
The boundary between human brilliance and machine is absolute and chess, but in Scrabble, that line doesn't exist, because Nigel Richards is the engine, and he's arguably better.
Furthermore, Nigel is known for playing incredibly random, unique words that haven't been heard of.
Some of the most iconic are Keerjerker, Saprazoic, Chlorodyne, and Z-
Saprazoic living or feeding on dead and decaying organic matter specifically by absorbing dissolved organic compounds and nutrients through the body surface.
Batitos, words that likely had never been played in competitive Scrabble before, and probably never will be again.
One of the most legendary cases happened in ETSS-A, Indian Open, in January 2024.
In round 3 he played Rajiv Antao, a prominent Indian scrabble-leader and experienced international competitor.
The match quickly turned into an ordinary mid-game, until Nigel uses up all seven of his tiles to play inflexes over two triple-ward scores,
giving him 221 points and essentially guaranteeing his win already.
A few moves later Rajiv can do little more than watch.
Saddled with a weak hand, he's forced to settle for a modest 28-point play, while Nitro pulls
another powerhouse rack and drops eruption for a massive 72 points, another bingo.
Rajiv plays sign and immediately takes the triple word score for 21 points.
However, Nitro's tile rack is looking extremely promising once again.
He has an A, a C, an E, an N, an O, an R, and a T.
And in this position, he has a handful of options.
Now, personally, as a scrabble noob, I see accent at the top.
Anything-
I'm not seeing shit.
I'm staring.
I feel like I'm looking at another language if I'm being totally honest here.
Like, if you handed me these letters, I would have no idea what to do.
I would have no clue.
I'd be sitting here like, uh, okay.
I really I just start looking at like random letters that I could like slide down
Try and spell something for tie with gradants
Whereas a way better player could see co-parent for 82 points, but a professional would see all those options
And sarcanette for 89 points. But of course Nigel isn't your average pro
What he plays next is arguably the greatest move in scrabble history
Nigel Richards plays the phenomenal Pernock Tated and 11 letter ward for 92
points. He uses all of his letters which is his fifth straight bingo in a row
connects the top and the bottom Pernock Tated. In a row bringing his score to
680 points. An unbelievable score! An unbelievable word to spell in this final series of the
pro-strabble world match. An 11-letter word against Rajiv and Tao. Nigel Richards wins it
by over 400 points. Agreeing because players hold only 7 piles on a rack, meaning Nigel
had to sandwich his 7 letters between a pea. The Philadelphia streets are being set
on fire as we speak. They've already greased the telephone poles, people are trying to climb them.
Nigel Richards!
And a T.E.D. that were already on a crowded board.
Pernotated is surprising because it is so obscure that almost no human holds it in their active
memory. Because why would you? Grandmasters rarely memorize longer words past eight or
nine letters because the odds of board space lining up for them are miniscule.
So it's simply much more efficient to memorize the other hundreds of thousands of smaller words, which, by the way, already takes decades.
Rather than taking easier, high-scoring 7 or 8-letter bingles available on his rack,
Nigel's superhuman board vision spotted an opening to pull off a move that is virtually impossible for a human brain to calculate.
The match ends after a couple of moves from each player, and Nigel ends the match with 748 points, shattering his previous record.
Games like these are one of the many reasons why Nigel is widely believed to have memorized the entire international English scramble lexicon, which is more than 280,000 words.
I feel like that's not... there's no way that's possible to memorize. 280,000 words.
World number one is not even the most shocking part of his story
Maybe he simply got bored of winning in English because he went on to memorize the entire French Scrabble dictionary in
Dude, okay. Yeah, no, he's better than Magnus
I
Understand that I'm gonna go against what I just said and I know there's more people playing chess
But imagine being so good at Scrabble that you've won so many championships that you just go
So I'm going to go win in another language, I'm going to go play in French because this
is too easy.
Just nine weeks to win their world championship without speaking the language and he didn't
just scrape by it either because he went on to win the French classic title again, stacked
up multiple French Blitz and duplicate world titles and even won the French World Pairs
Championship.
you, he is playing against literal grandmasters who have spoken French their entire lives
and he's still dominating in a language-
Yeah, he like can't even speak to them if they don't speak any English, cause he doesn't
speak French.
He can't even speak.
He's an alien.
He really needed an interpreter to thank the audience.
So how do you feel about losing to a guy that doesn't even speak your language?
During his victory speeches, then, as if to prove it wasn't a fluke,
Nigel apparently decided that he was still bored and did it all over again in Spanish.
Oh my god.
He spent about a year digesting the Spanish lexicon, entered the 2024 Spanish World Scramble
Championship and casually stormed the field, winning 23 out of 24 games to take home the
world title. The guy who lost in second place said this is a humiliation and of course Nigel
won it again the next year. For reference, the French Scrabble dictionary contains over 386,000
words while the official Spanish lexicon packs roughly 600,000 playable forms and he has not
only memorized both of them but also the entire- How are you memorizing 600,000? How are you-
He's memorized a million words.
How do you memorize a million words?
That's like not, that's not possible.
Hire English Scrabble Dictionary as well.
Okay, Autism.
I even feel like even with Autism.
Competing in a language you don't actually speak
should be a guaranteed recipe for instant failure.
Unless, of course, your name is Nigel Richards,
which leaves everyone asking the exact same question.
How is a human brain even capable of doing this?
I'm not sure there is a secret, um, just a matter of language.
I studied English mostly, but I was basically an hour a day studying English.
Fans, journalists, and fellow...
Is he from New Zealand? Or like Australia?
Players widely believe he has an idetic memory...
That's not how I thought he would sound.
Murray, though he reportedly contests that characterization himself,
an idetic memory is a rare ability to vividly recall an image with high detail
for a short time, but it's not that hard when you think about it.
What? I don't know why that shocked me. I was just expecting it to be like,
yeah, it's not really that big of a deal. After seeing it only once,
it's also said that Nigel doesn't see words as language or meaning. Rather to him,
words are pure spatial patterns, mathematical probabilities, and geometric talent arrangements.
He rarely gives media interviews, displays near zero facial expressions whether he wins or loses, and keeps his life private.
We tend to categorize Nigel Richards alongside guys...
He's the New Zealand goat that I've never heard of in my life, even though I've been in New Zealand all my life.
Dude, this guy's insane. This is like... this guy's the face of New Zealand.
Like Tiger Woods, LeBron James, or Magnus Carlson, the undisputed goats who simply play our human games better than everyone else.
Yeah, but I feel like he has a higher win rate than like any pro ever.
That framing completely misses what Nigel actually is.
Every other grandmaster plays language.
They study prefixes, memorize definitions, and build human habits.
When they look at a rag, they see English, French, or Spanish.
Nigel doesn't.
To him, a dictionary isn't a collection of human thoughts or even words.
It's a 300,000 piece mathematical matrix.
He doesn't drop a word like Pernoktated or Saprazoic because he has deep vocabulary.
He plays them because his mind operates on a different level entirely, and that is the
terrifying reality for anyone sitting across from him.
While the rest of the world plays a game of spelling, strategy, and language, Nigel
is executing a multi-turn strategy that was mapped out three moves ahead of your
best response.
He doesn't play Scrabble for fame, money, or vanity, as long as 225 squares and a bag
of letter titles exist, there will never, ever be another like him.
Wow, that was such a good fucking video.
11 million views in 10 days.
Imagine you're a German Scrabble championship and you're waiting for the day for the
bad news to come.
Oh my god, I couldn't imagine that.
German Scrabble Championship, you get wind that Nigel's pulling up to your local fucking
meat to just feel out the competition.
No!
Is this time to be happening?
Nigel Richards is coming to the German Championship!
Oh!
It's like Dune's Day for you, holy fuck.
You're never winning a game a day in your life ever again.
This is a bad time to be in the scrabble scene.
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Okay, go play Scrabble in New Zealand. I can't tell you how hard that game is comparable to chess.
I know chess more than that in the game, and I played more Scrabble than chess.
I mean, I don't know. I've only played probably like three games of Scrabble ever.
Lock-in.
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Should I scan this?
God, we haven't watched the Giaoma massage video in a while. This is gonna be lit.
Cows. Cows? Yes.
There we go.
If you watch a ton of Chinese martial arts movies like me, at some point you will have
come across the concept of pressure points, the idea that there's a point in your body
that if hit in the right way can produce paralysis, or instant death.
Turns out that this is actually based on a real concept in Chinese medicine, and massaging
these points in the right way is actually said to be therapeutic, albeit extremely
painful.
So I came out to one of the best Chinese spots in New York City to experience it myself.
Oh my god, I can't fucking wait for this.
This is gonna be like the Indian head massage, but even better.
Oh, when he's sitting in that chair and the dude has his finger in his ear with a, like
a vibrator gun on his hand and he's just moaning.
This guy, this guy hits a pressure point.
He just, he just makes a really loud and seen noise.
He's like, I think I just came into my pants.
You're low, you're high, you're low, you're high.
Hey, that's what makes you live.
I sit here, sit here, make it happy.
So this is Dr. Wong, your partner here.
I'm a partner here, and I'm also a counter-director.
Orgasm, yeah, in the Jal-Ma head massage video,
he's sitting there moaning, and he's like,
it feels like an orgasm.
Sit here.
And the Indian guy has like an air pod in,
and he's just finger in the ear with a massage gun.
He's like...
Yeah, I heard you wanted this brutal Chinese torture.
Yeah, a little bit of torture.
Yeah, a little bit of torture.
This is our first high-end, very high-end Chinese style.
Yeah.
We combined with Chinese meridian therapy as well.
In Chinese medicine theory, they say there are 14 meridians in your body, which is the energy flow.
That's one of those where like your pinky toe is connected to your spleen from out.
Yeah, well, I'm excited.
All right, we got my little massage robe.
Excited?
So, this is just a test image that you see how you cover your face, okay?
Okay. Everybody's vaccinated here, right?
Yeah, we're all vaccinated.
Okay, so I can...
Right here. Do you feel this?
I was probably during COVID.
Oh, yeah.
Sub-example area, okay?
Yeah, that's kind of...
Oh, what the hell was that?
Oh.
Oh.
And it's like going down, okay?
Okay.
That's gonna hurt more now.
Okay.
So that's gonna hurt a lot.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Now this is the part that hurts the most.
Oh my God, I can't wait for the weird noises that Jama is about to make.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
It hurts really a lot, right?
It hurts a lot.
This one's gonna hurt too.
Wow, oh f**k, what the f**k?
How does that come here?
You know, like easy like kill Bill and stuff where they do like a five point strike and like, like, they know exactly the right spots and they...
The Rick and Morty death punch?
Yeah, this is real.
This is real.
Very good, you watched those movies?
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哦 喵嘛 哈 卻是喵嘛 nudes here 喵嘛 speaks like every language ever
So what's the end result of these techniques and results?
Yeah, what?
Right, right, right.
You're going to feel wonderful.
You're going to feel all open up, all energetic, feel great, and have a very good sleep tonight.
Okay, sounds great.
First you relax your hand, touch your spine a little bit, okay?
Or did you go right?
Yeah.
Alright, so here we go.
Just touch your hand a little bit to the middle.
He goes, ah, ah, ah, I think I'm paralyzed.
Just come up this way.
Alright, okay, I find it.
Okay, now you're good.
Put back there.
Start from here.
Like those old chiropractor, you ever see those chiropraxie videos?
Where they have like an old woman with scoliosis
and they crack her back and she goes,
ahhhhhhhhh
and I'm like, I think you just actually paralyzed that woman.
I don't think she's able to move anymore.
I believe this is a spot.
If you practice well, your spirit will go out from here.
Now we're going to come down to the sub-axibra area and do your sculpt.
If Jama threw up doing this, that would be the funniest thing ever.
Alright, this pressure point is going to be really painful.
You okay, right?
I'm good.
You're going to be friends, right?
I'm a little nervous, but yeah.
Alright, here we go.
Genji.
Here we go.
oh my god oh
I'm getting you a tree.
It's starting.
It's starting.
Oh my god we're only four minutes in.
Good point.
Oh that's my trigger point.
This is where the energy gets stagnated.
Oh, oh, it's so much energy stagnated there.
So imagine being the cameraman.
I know, I know, it's like, all right, you're the dude that's doing the pressure points.
It's like this is like a fucking, you know, you're used to this.
Probably somewhat casual reaction.
But you're the guy camera overhead and you almost just moaning.
He's right here as well.
It's like an elephant is sitting on a pin on my back.
This is very painful, isn't it?
It's very painful.
After they breathe, he's not even breathing right now.
Are you okay?
I can see a lot of stagnation
Oh
Oh my god these videos are so fucking funny. Oh my god these videos are so fucking funny
Oh
Oh
My god, that's not even the most replayed
Holy shit
It's like a normal reaction that people have to this, like, I wanted to interview this guy
I'd be like, so how jam I handle that?
Like was that, was that like normal?
Oh, fuck.
The feet are curling up.
Oh man.
You know what this feels like?
It's like when you accidentally hit your elbow
on like, on like a, on the table and it's just like pshh.
Your whole arm is like electric.
Yeah.
It's like that, but like sustained.
Whoa.
Oh my god, okay.
Oh my god, can we pause for a second and re-watch the Indian head massage real quick. Not the whole thing, but I just want to go to that one point.
This was one of the most intensely pleasurable experiences of my life.
It tickles to the point of enormous, almost orgasmic pleasure.
Oh my god, like him having to overlay that?
Oh my god dude, this is the funniest shit ever.
Oh my god I'm gonna spit all over myself. Holy fuck.
What is your finding in a hurt the same time?
Gah! You're out!
Oh it's like intensely painful and intensely pleasurable at the same time.
I don't know guys. It's pretty intense.
Oh it's a good one. That's how I knew that.
Thank you, thank you though. I appreciate that, yeah. Okay.
We're going to continue and it means now we found he has a very best path for us.
We're going to make a little bit of adjustments here.
Take a deep breath in, all right.
Breathe out for me.
All right, buddy.
I'm going to give you a little tiny push, okay?
Okay, buddy?
Good.
Oh!
Oh!
You okay?
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to leave you alone.
I'm going to leave you alone.
You want to show him a sign?
Okay.
Okay, sure.
Joe would love this. Oh my god that right there somebody cracking my back hell. Yeah, you push, okay?
Okay, after you finish the the pressure point adjustment. He's like all right one crack one crack
Gemma are you okay?
But it just feels like so much relief there, you know
I mean, we gotta play music or something, man. This is just viewer silence.
I try, but when I'm doing your lower the legs, right?
Look, I'm trying to kick, but my face is gonna be right here.
Okay, yeah.
I'll try.
I'll try.
Okay. Here we go.
This part's called phone shoot.
Oh
I'm even pressing hard
You know what they call this kind of massage actually now to tell you the truth. What do they call this is called the ancient chinese torture
Already you know what chin dynasty is right at the previous time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
You think he's making those noises on purpose?
No, Xiama's done many of these videos,
where he goes to like, just different massage places
or like masseuses, and he'll get like varying like,
types of culture-based massages
and every time he freaks out.
But I say it's entorments, you know?
But I love the mantis, the shi-dakus.
He did like a naked leaf massage
that I wanted to watch on stream,
but it just had straight ass in it.
You can just see Jamma's straight cheeks.
Did you see how he got the cheese on the way?
Oh, I'm joking, of course.
It's very hard for them to budge, you know?
If you don't push them.
You can link question mark.
Oh, that's the thumbnail right there.
Like this.
What is that?
Oh my God.
Oh.
Oh, shit!
He's hit himself.
Oh, shit!
He hit himself.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
I think you take a little break.
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
It's like I'm ripping off to the table for dear life.
Like, oh, no.
How can I show my love?
Now it's going to come down to the multiple part of the day.
Oh, no.
Cows.
Cows?
Yes.
There we go.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
This being the reaction like there's no part of this that looks enjoyable. Wow
That was like pain level nine and a half man that was oh boy
I
Got it's actually just freaking out on the table
He's like having an excess of something.
Actually that's what it looks like.
It's like a demon's being expelled from his body right now.
Let's see.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
Now we gotta do the other leg.
How do you describe that?
Like a simultaneous bee sting in every part of your calves.
You know, either you should cry or you should laugh at the same time.
Yeah, kushel buddho, right?
Kushel buddho.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Don't take the camera, be careful.
Your feet are really hard.
I'm making dough here.
This is how we practice making noodles dough.
Do you like noodles?
Hurry up.
I'll make you noodles.
No, no, no.
Are we going to check it?
You can't even see it on the screen.
Fuck, if this heart doesn't give out, as long as it doesn't have a heart attack and die, it won't be fine.
I thought I was gonna go...
Ah, so you're gonna tell your father, huh?
Oh, oh, oh!
It's a high kid, I am.
Oh my god, I was about to fail by the solid.
Oh dear.
That feels a little bit like, um, like taking a psychedelic or something.
Like, you're just...
Your mind...
Your mind goes to different places.
Like, you're...
You go somewhere else.
Like, that's...
That's like a different level of consciousness right there.
Bro, you just said that's like taking psychedelics.
Getting the pressure point on your calf for 30 seconds is like tripping on acid.
I think he's saying that the feeling is so powerful that you begin to like almost hallucinate in the sense of like,
Holy shit, this is just like a prolonged pain. What do I do?
I was handling this better.
You're sorry I'm not commentating, I don't really know what I should say here, this is just fucking hilarious.
I think this actually makes you feel better later on.
I'm gonna go to the lab and then go to a massage place.
I'd get a massage with Yama.
You need to just pop.
The thing that would worry me
is he always goes to these places
and then he speaks their language.
And then I would just be in the dark
about what's about to happen.
Like Yama would be having a conversation with this guy
and I'd be like, what are they about to do to me?
Like there's a method to the madness, right?
like there's like doing this is so that you like free up those those like your
energy knots in your body. You actually feel better. So when you feel better, your
energy level goes up, you have better health level, okay, and also that your
brain can think better. So it actually helps your aura, you know, the body
energy to come into a very ideal state. Yeah. Let me know when it's too painful, okay.
It's a bit too hot
It's still too hot
It's really hot
Nightmare scenario you flip over you're just rocking a stiff ebra. Holy shit
Nightmare alright flip over I can't
I'm so sendy.
If he farts, that would have made the video, bro.
That would have made the video right when he's getting his calf fucking brought.
His calf just grinded in dude.
He's like, ah, ah, I'm sorry.
He starts to throw up, purposely apologizing, he just shards.
It's like a joke to the electricity, just like, pshh.
I used his one hand.
Oh my god the feet have to be the worst can be resolved okay physically and
believe we go tight home we is at the origin spot of liver
Between the two, I can imagine that hurting so bad.
It's also fun.
The end, that's the one for first.
Okay, you're the already.
You would think that, you would think, like, by this, like this, this face, that, like, John Kiriakou has a pair of pliers and is just fucking ripping his toenails off.
Oh my god, he's actually shaking.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's a credit, then.
That's a credit.
Yeah, yeah.
My dog is voice-vibrated.
He went,
Ha, ha, ha.
Okay, Ulrich.
Congratulations.
Oh, my God.
Ha, ha, ha.
You're so nice.
Well done.
The chatties.
Oh, my God.
Oh, so that is over.
Oh, a little break.
A little break.
A little break.
break
wow
oh my god
wow
intense
very intense
don't do that
oh my god guys
oh
oh
oh my god
I can
literally barely walk
wow okay
Yeah, I was telling him I'm working out today, but I don't know if that's gonna happen.
Um, alright, well, this is ridiculous.
Alright, if you guys are brave enough to come, you're gonna try this.
Um, they don't just do this, but, you know, thank you so much to them for helping out.
Oh my god, I forgot about this hardcore Chinese street massage fixes my broken ankle.
He just pays a random guy on the street to fucking massage his ankle.
Dude, why does he do all of these?
What is this one?
What was that face?
Kung Fu Master cures my liver with insane foot massage.
Hardcore thigh massage satisfyingly cracks my broken back.
Are these like his most popular videos?
I don't know they're not.
Wow, how are these not his most popular videos?
World's only professional back scratcher?
actually fire holy fuck I would actually pay somebody that seems realistic like I'd pay
somebody to scratch my back oh my god but like what are those nails called that people
get where they're like pointed and it's like a V that shits insane one more whoa that
That was the video. That was the video. That was the video that I was talking about.
Acrylic Salado, yeah. Well that was scary.
I want to find a very interesting one.
The Royal Shave, no.
Dude, World's Weirdest Barber cracks my neck.
Yes!
Oh!
Ah!
F***!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, I want a haircut, ends with you getting a fucking straight up massage by your
bot.
What is happening?
It's like you plunder the dollar store for like random knick-knacks and it's using those
What the f*** was that?
There's no way this is a paid-for thing, you know, people don't.
It's like a fucking fidget toy.
He starts spinning a fidget spinner and like putting it against his ear.
Now that action.
Oh my god, oils him up.
Oils him up. Holy shit.
What are you doing later?
They're getting a three-hour fucking haircut with my Turkish barber.
Yeah, he's probably gonna break out some fidget toys and rub them on my back and shit.
Full arm massage, head and ear.
Wow.
Oh! Oh, yeah!
Like I'm strapping it!
Now let it go.
Hold it on for dear life to this rollercoaster of pleasure.
Rollercoaster of pleasure!
That's the way to describe it.
Okay.
Can you ask him where he learned to massage like this?
My friend and massage is the Turkish wrestling national team.
You see, 540 hours of training from my university.
Learning the anatomy of the human. Oh my god ASMR foot massage
This doesn't look enjoyable can I say that
And he doesn't look like he, I mean dude, he's just fucking oiling his feet up and scrubbing
them down.
Wow.
Just soaping them up.
Wow.
Oh, maybe that's good.
Oh, oh, oh!
All, like, dislocates his fucking feet, foot laxing.
Just, just, just three seconds.
He's putting layers of wax on his feet for what?
You're not allowed to ask questions, you fucking candle wax on your pan.
I don't mean like they waxed the cloth.
I mean my feet have been encased in wax.
They cannot move them.
This is the weirdest thing.
Is he going to crack the wax off?
I can't even look.
What is he gonna do with the wax?
Oh my god, he takes it all.
I'm not gonna lie, his feet look mad clean now.
Oh my god, he hasn't even gotten his haircut yet
Like a face
How much does this cost I wonder right what do you think this costs like 80 bucks?
Is that his skin?
This is terrifying.
It's like...
He's whipping out gadgets I've never seen before.
What are those Orbeez on his face?
What is that?
This is insane.
This is insane.
What is that?
No, no more please.
Some chocolate syrup. Some Hershey's chocolate syrup in the air. Yeah, just rub all that in.
Wow.
and a lemon on to his head.
Oh my God, it's just like so much
scrubbing.
Some sand, some sandpillow green
out.
Yes, and sparkling water.
Howdy Drinks the rest, wow how about it?
Forehead slap.
What was that?
That feels really good.
Ah, retin-esh.
What?
Oh shit!
This guy!
He's the devil!
This is crazy!
That feels really good.
Ah!
Put your nose.
What?
Oh, shit!
This guy!
He's the devil! This is crazy!
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Wow, that doesn't even sound real.
He's really just can't walk after.
Dude, he's cracking body parts.
I don't even know you can crack.
the fuck is he cracking?
Thank you for the event, man.
If it's awesome, it's awesome.
Thank you for all that, all that, all that.
Oh!
Holy shit!
That was a crack!
That's it.
You know, he's kind of like an old, not old school,
not old school. He's kind of like almost like an medieval barber in the sense that he just
does everything. Did he ever get his hair cut? Oh, he got it. Okay. He had his like beer
shaved or beard shaved and then it was like all head massage wash. Wow.
Inaugurate with me is my new pickup line strapped into a roller coaster of
Pleasure.
Oh my god, this is my react to it two fucking years ago. Oh no, this is uh,
Meshag Brady's $1 Indian head massage. I did both of them.
Experiencing a $5 street massage cupping.
Hello everyone and welcome back to my channel.
Yo, he is actually butt-ass naked in the top right.
Oh my god, he's butt-ass naked getting slapped around by a Turkish man.
I wish I could watch this on stream.
Oh my god, he's scrubbing him down.
I traveled around the entire world to f-
The world's only full-time professional scratcher.
I will say copying looks very enjoyable like copying looks like I know it has
like the it like state what is this
oh having a shaman spit on your forehead
Oh my god. Oh, yo, if there are any other good Yama videos, send them in the video,
Sasha dad, please. I would watch these endlessly. Oh, he's like the perfect customer for it
to his reactions are fucking hilarious. Oh my God. Jake for the sub little slurp. TJ.
I don't know. Thank you for the tier two. Mr. W J. Loof. Toxic. The neck buns Fox man.
What's up, bro? Thank you for the sub raise and Jen. Thank you for the sub. Jenny. Thank
you for the 5k bitties. You probably won't see this. This is why I have a big ability
this to a good cause because you can't do this anymore. Thank you for all the laughs
over the years. Oh, brother, if you're thinking about taking your own life, I
please ask you to get help man. Suicide's not the answer. 988 is a
suicide hotline in the United States. But suicide's not the answer to your
problems, man. I wish you the best and I hope you keep pushing. Garlic
favor fading and Michael the sub. I don't really know what else I could
say, man. But you're kind of insinuating that you're gonna kill
yourself. Please get help. I wish you the best man but suicide is not the answer to your
problems. I think you know that as well. Emotionally, you might not feel that way but logically
you understand that's not the right decision and I hope that you don't go through with
it. I wish you the best man. Please get help. Hey, K and Star, thank you for this
time. All right. Well, I'm ending stream chat. I hope you guys had a good time
I'm watching.
I had a fun time streaming.
You have anybody who's used to watching me play,
but you have such a stab.
Outside of that chat, I will be live tomorrow around three EST.
I'm doing a bro v bro with the veggie.
Don't know if I'm doing anything else after that.
Tuesday horror games, around three into roadblocks
with steak.
We're also going to be playing a park hurricane called
volume.
Wednesday, live at like 11 AM for like two hours
doing reacts into a five day break.
I'm gone the first and the fifth of October.
I'm back the sixth.
We're doing reacts and games.
Seventh, we're starting our GTA V play through
for the story mode.
We're gonna play it twice a week
till we beat it six hours each day we stream it.
The eighth, I'm doing needle and a haystack.
Ninth, reacts, Marble Rivals staying.
10th, more GTA.
Fourteenth, we're doing a league tournament.
16th, next charity stream for breast cancer research fund.
23rd, I'm doing cloaks Mario Kart tournament.
I think it's also a charity stream for F cancer.
November 1st, I'm doing a Black Horse charity event.
What else?
Team review will probably go over the week I get back.
So the week of the 6th, I don't think it'll be that day.
We'll probably go over it the 9th.
We'll pick the products that we're
going to buy for the team review.
Probably review those late October.
Food challenge coming up.
Sour, spicy, random fucking foods.
And then we'll go from there.
Key sheet for the sub, MJ and X thank you for the two subs.
Sorry for the sub.
But yeah, man, Jenick, I really hope
you get the help you need, man.
Suicide's not the answer to your problems.
I think you know that as well.
But sorry, my chat's lagging out.
I got to refresh.
But I wish you the best, man.
All right.
Chat, we're calling that there.
Appreciate y'all.
Hope y'all have fun.
And I'll catch y'all later.
Who do we want to raid?
I don't know if he accepts raids.
Yeah, we'll raid Tyler one, why not?
All right.
Appreciate y'all.
Hope y'all had fun and I'll catch y'all later.
We'll go to raid in five, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.
go to rate in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
See you guys tomorrow.