WEBVTT 00:30.000 --> 00:43.320 I popped it with a needle last night 01:30.000 --> 01:37.320 How's everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Sunday everybody chat sorry. I'm late 01:38.160 --> 01:44.600 I said I would be live at one live at 130 woke up late had to take a shit did laundry was picking videos 01:44.600 --> 01:48.380 And then I was about to go live like 20 minutes ago and then my editor sent me some stuff 01:48.380 --> 01:54.180 So I wanted to fucking reply before stream so I didn't reply six hours late, but 01:55.020 --> 01:59.980 We're here now chat and it is a fucking react day 02:00.140 --> 02:06.800 Okay, we have a lot of videos. We're going to be watching. We're going to be doing a rundown of those videos in a second here for react day today 02:06.800 --> 02:15.560 tomorrow, I will be live at around three EST. I'm doing maybe 330. I'm doing a bro v. Bro with Deji tomorrow 02:17.140 --> 02:19.140 It's a bit of a 02:19.140 --> 02:23.220 Casual bro V bro in the sense that we're doing a bunch of stupid games 02:23.500 --> 02:29.380 Me and him have a varying skill set and completely different game styles or game genres 02:29.380 --> 02:33.940 So doing a genuine bro V bro, let's hyper competitive doesn't really make sense 02:34.740 --> 02:39.420 So we were kind of picking a bunch of meme games. We're doing trackmania goofy gorillas gang B 02:39.420 --> 02:45.900 Straftat spy party call duty modern warfare to Roblox spelling bee and Fortnight. Guess who? 02:45.900 --> 02:49.580 First is for best of seven 02:50.880 --> 02:53.380 Depending on how long that takes maybe we do some other shit tomorrow 02:54.400 --> 03:02.780 Tuesday we're doing random games. We're gonna be doing a chill park horror game called volume as well as to it's horror games called the shopping list 03:02.780 --> 03:04.780 And I can smell you from here into 03:05.200 --> 03:07.200 Roblox horror with steak 03:08.180 --> 03:14.080 Wednesday, I'm live at 11 a.m. Or so we're going to be doing reaction like two hours and then I'm gone the first to the fifth 03:14.080 --> 03:19.920 October I'm gone for five days. We're back to six doing reacts and games the seventh we start GTA 03:19.920 --> 03:24.400 five story mode playing it twice week six hours a day each day that we play it until we beat it 03:25.360 --> 03:31.600 October 14th League of Legends tournament 16th charity stream for breast cancer relief fund 03:31.600 --> 03:40.080 or not really fun research fund the 23rd I'm doing cloak me pleases Mario Kart tournament 03:40.080 --> 03:48.160 What else a bunch of shit needle in a haystack's coming out. We're playing that 03:49.360 --> 03:51.360 We're doing a food gauntlet soon 03:53.040 --> 03:55.320 More GTA bunch of short horror shit 03:55.320 --> 04:00.960 I think I'm gonna be doing a gaming gauntlet challenge teamed with you Sif in late October 04:00.960 --> 04:07.640 But that's a while from now, but that's the schedule also music cell update. I stabbed it with a needle last night 04:10.080 --> 04:12.080 It shrunk 04:13.280 --> 04:18.680 Now every website that I looked into told me not to do that 04:19.560 --> 04:21.560 but I 04:22.240 --> 04:24.240 Was in a moment of desperation 04:24.840 --> 04:29.960 And I really wanted to get rid of it. So I 04:31.360 --> 04:33.980 Took a needle and I stabbed 04:34.640 --> 04:39.520 That white bit because that's like the thin skin. That's that looked like it was about a pot 04:40.080 --> 04:48.080 stabbed it and then I squeezed it and it shrunk probably to one fifth of a size that it was. 04:49.440 --> 04:59.840 Now it might refill because my salivary gland might not be fixed. Based on feeling it, I feel like 04:59.840 --> 05:10.000 it's refilling. It's noticeably smaller than the other days though and it looks like actual 05:10.000 --> 05:16.200 pink I know it's gross it looks pink though it used to be like red if you 05:16.200 --> 05:21.520 looked yesterday it was like blood red now kind of what's normal outside of that 05:21.520 --> 05:25.360 still the canker sore 05:27.080 --> 05:34.040 mouths and shambles and I've been eating a hot spicy shit still and I had two 05:34.040 --> 05:40.040 Mandarin today and while I was eating them I was going fuck fuck because it hurt 05:43.600 --> 05:46.320 My mouth is a biohazard right now that is true 05:47.680 --> 05:55.260 Anyways, anyways, I really hope it goes away because this is like so annoying. I've had it for like a month 05:57.000 --> 05:59.000 And it's just gone up and down I 05:59.000 --> 06:04.480 I feel like it's I feel like it's refilling. It feels like it's refilling 06:08.000 --> 06:10.000 I'm popping it again 06:10.720 --> 06:17.160 If it refills, I know I probably have to go to a dentist and they're gonna have to like surgically remove it but 06:18.120 --> 06:23.120 If it fucking refills, you're the unhealthiest person ever. I'm not unhealthy. I 06:23.760 --> 06:27.960 Can't help the fact that I have a fucking mucousel. I ate too many lollipops 06:29.000 --> 06:35.200 It hurt my salivary gland and now I have a mucousel. I'm dead ass. That's how I got it 06:35.520 --> 06:40.440 I'm not fucking around. I yeah, I understand a lot of the stories. I tell seem like so stupid. They're not true 06:40.640 --> 06:44.240 Yeah, no, that's like dead ass. What happened. I was eating too many lollipops 06:45.240 --> 06:47.240 because I would suck on them and 06:48.680 --> 06:51.580 Then I guess like my salivary gland got injured 06:51.680 --> 06:53.200 It's not herpes, bro 06:53.200 --> 06:57.080 cold sores and herpes are on the outside of your mouth and you don't know 06:57.080 --> 06:59.980 Do you know what herpes? Let me show you what herpes looks like 07:02.360 --> 07:07.720 Let me show you what herpes looks like for the people that for the people that are saying I have fucking herpes 07:07.920 --> 07:12.980 Okay, why don't we what do we show that so this is what herpes looks like? 07:15.320 --> 07:17.000 That's herpes 07:17.000 --> 07:18.960 That's I don't have herpes 07:18.960 --> 07:24.260 I have a new so-so on the inside of my mouth not herpes on the outside of my mouth 07:24.260 --> 07:28.340 Also, Newsflash, a lot of people don't tell you this, your parents won't tell you this. 07:28.340 --> 07:31.600 You can get in, you can inherit them kind of from your parents or if you drink things from 07:31.600 --> 07:32.600 other people. 07:32.600 --> 07:37.880 It's like one in three people have herpes simplex, being totally dead ass, one in three of you. 07:37.880 --> 07:42.640 There's 11,000 people in stream, 3,000 of you have herpes and you don't know it. 07:42.640 --> 07:49.280 Maybe you do know it, but it's not like herpes, genital herpes is different from 07:49.280 --> 07:50.960 oral herpes. 07:50.960 --> 07:53.720 But you brought one in three people here have herpes. 07:53.720 --> 07:55.320 And you could say, oh, no, I don't, right? 07:55.320 --> 07:58.760 But there is a one in three chance that you probably get. 07:58.760 --> 08:00.480 3,000 is too high. 08:00.480 --> 08:01.640 OK, maybe not 3,000. 08:01.640 --> 08:03.640 Maybe 2,000 people here have herpes. 08:08.120 --> 08:09.760 And you go, oh, I have a cold sore. 08:09.760 --> 08:10.480 That's herpes. 08:13.800 --> 08:14.480 It's herpes. 08:14.480 --> 08:16.520 And it's nothing to be ashamed of, man. 08:16.520 --> 08:19.040 If you got it, it's only contagious when you have 08:19.040 --> 08:21.800 the cold sore or some shit like that, pretty sure. 08:21.800 --> 08:24.120 You know? 08:24.120 --> 08:26.000 Don't drink out of other people's straws. 08:26.000 --> 08:28.640 That's how you get it. 08:28.640 --> 08:30.040 Why are we talking about this? 08:30.040 --> 08:31.760 Because every time I show my muse to sell, 08:31.760 --> 08:33.800 my chat says I have herpes, but I don't. 08:37.920 --> 08:40.840 I have a canker sore, which is on the inside of my mouth. 08:40.840 --> 08:43.440 And I have a muse cell, which is on the inside of my mouth. 08:43.440 --> 08:47.720 It kind of looks like a pimple, though, doesn't it? 08:47.720 --> 08:49.040 It's not, trust me. 08:49.040 --> 08:50.520 Literally took a needle. 08:50.520 --> 08:53.960 I have this board that marks, I don't own like medical needles 08:53.960 --> 08:55.040 or safety pins. 08:56.400 --> 08:57.720 Who the fuck owns that? 08:57.720 --> 09:02.720 So I have this board that I have pins for 09:02.720 --> 09:05.440 that I mark where I've been in the world. 09:05.440 --> 09:08.560 And I just took one off the wall, watched it, 09:09.720 --> 09:12.560 and then went, stabbed it, 09:12.560 --> 09:14.440 watched my mouth with salt water. 09:14.440 --> 09:18.600 Chachi PT, you know, LAI, I had to ask Chachi. 09:18.600 --> 09:20.440 I was asking Google, I was reading articles 09:20.440 --> 09:22.180 And then I was like, oh, I asked you, Chachi PT. 09:22.180 --> 09:26.300 Chachi PT said, you're at a serious risk of infection. 09:26.300 --> 09:28.580 And I went, oh, that's not good. 09:28.580 --> 09:33.580 But, you know, what am I gonna do? 09:33.620 --> 09:37.020 It was so, it bothered me so much. 09:37.020 --> 09:40.760 I literally, I was talking to my mom about it. 09:41.700 --> 09:46.700 It felt like I had packed dip for three weeks. 09:46.940 --> 09:49.500 Like I would sit on stream like this. 09:50.440 --> 10:06.440 because it was a fat ass like it was literally like a marble just in my mouth at all times and it still is but it's not as big if it swells up again I'm popping it again 10:06.440 --> 10:13.600 It didn't even hurt it was so the skin was so thin that I went like this and 10:14.120 --> 10:16.760 It went all the way through like I barely even pushed 10:18.560 --> 10:21.340 Does it look like it's refilling just go to the dentist no 10:30.540 --> 10:35.800 Does it look like it's refilling how do you know what if it's just swollen right now 10:37.220 --> 10:39.720 Dude the liquid that came out of it 10:41.480 --> 10:48.000 It was like this fit, you know thick water it was like thick water it was like saliva, but like 10:48.640 --> 10:50.200 really thick 10:50.200 --> 10:55.820 Like the thickest saliva. It wasn't like a pimple. It wasn't white like that 10:55.820 --> 11:01.280 It was like thick saliva because that's what it is that's stuck under there and then it was like a mucus II 11:01.560 --> 11:03.560 like yellow 11:03.560 --> 11:13.560 and I would just squeeze it and it would just go and it would like pass out. 11:13.560 --> 11:16.560 Dude, I'm eating. 11:16.560 --> 11:20.560 Yeah, and I've eaten with this thing in my mouth for a month now so you can get over it. 11:20.560 --> 11:23.560 Biggie, thank you for the three. Love what you do, man. Thank you. 11:23.560 --> 11:24.560 Chicken and OB for the sub. 11:24.560 --> 11:26.560 Angela and Juan for the sub. JoJo, thank you for the three. 11:26.560 --> 11:29.560 How do you deal with preacher slash people that talk about God? 11:29.560 --> 11:31.080 and one of the sub-jojo thing of the three. 11:31.080 --> 11:32.920 How do you deal with preacher slash people 11:32.920 --> 11:33.760 that talk about God? 11:33.760 --> 11:34.640 I always get approached by them. 11:34.640 --> 11:36.000 Do I just tell them I'm not interested 11:36.000 --> 11:36.840 or just hear them out? 11:36.840 --> 11:37.680 It happens a lot. 11:37.680 --> 11:39.240 I don't know why. 11:39.240 --> 11:40.080 What do you mean? 11:40.080 --> 11:41.600 Like you're just having like preachers come up to you 11:41.600 --> 11:43.120 on the street all the time? 11:43.120 --> 11:45.840 I mean, you just tell them you're not interested, yeah. 11:47.000 --> 11:50.320 I mean, if I have the time, I'll have a conversation. 11:50.320 --> 11:52.600 But like, that's if I'm interested to hear 11:52.600 --> 11:54.640 what they have to say. 11:54.640 --> 11:57.720 If like, I'm on the side of the road 11:57.720 --> 12:01.100 And, you know, like a Jehovah's Witness comes up to me 12:01.100 --> 12:02.220 and they're like, can I talk to you 12:02.220 --> 12:03.740 about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? 12:03.740 --> 12:05.900 I'm gonna go, I'm okay. 12:05.900 --> 12:07.340 And then I'll just walk away. 12:08.340 --> 12:10.740 And they're respectful, you know? 12:10.740 --> 12:12.020 I think that's the thing is like, 12:12.020 --> 12:13.580 they're never gonna be offended 12:13.580 --> 12:15.820 that you don't wanna talk about it. 12:15.820 --> 12:18.620 Like if they are, they're a pretty bad preacher. 12:18.620 --> 12:19.780 Most preachers are pretty like, 12:19.780 --> 12:20.900 hey, if you wanna talk about it, 12:20.900 --> 12:22.340 we can talk about it. 12:22.340 --> 12:24.020 And it's kind of just like an offer. 12:24.020 --> 12:25.460 And then if you're like, no, I'm good. 12:25.460 --> 12:27.460 They're like, oh, okay, have a nice day. 12:27.720 --> 12:29.220 Like it's usually not that bad. 12:29.220 --> 12:30.520 P-NOT thinking of the 10 gifted. 12:30.520 --> 12:32.520 Thank goodness I'm thinking of the 10 gifted. 12:32.520 --> 12:34.120 10 gifted, sorry. 12:34.120 --> 12:35.660 Broad Dylan, Aubrey, and Crazy for the Sub. 12:35.660 --> 12:40.520 Alex, Kate, Rain, Anonymous, and in Maw thinking of the 3. 12:40.520 --> 12:43.560 Good for the level of thought you give. 12:43.560 --> 12:47.460 How the things you say may affect your yoga audience 12:47.460 --> 12:48.320 can be brought up. 12:48.320 --> 12:49.720 Glad you're taking time to ensure 12:49.720 --> 12:50.680 you're keeping your mental health. 12:50.680 --> 12:51.120 Thank you. 12:51.120 --> 12:53.040 Crunching and Rain for the Sub next thing of the 3. 12:53.040 --> 12:54.400 What's happening in the party a couple weeks ago? 12:54.400 --> 12:55.400 A girl sent me $200. 12:55.400 --> 12:56.320 I asked her on my Instagram, 12:56.320 --> 12:57.400 and then we've been texting ever since. 12:57.400 --> 13:01.120 Awesome evil minecraft are not my crap for the sub hike. Thank you for the five gift 13:01.120 --> 13:05.420 It's a b&k for the sub sunrise a veggie for the sub counter tweak penguin Cal 13:05.420 --> 13:09.320 Thank you for the raid a visit now for the sub rusty stiffling xD hands burn 13:09.320 --> 13:12.920 Sienna for the sub snake thing of the three. It's my birthday. Are we our birthday twins? 13:12.920 --> 13:19.740 That's awesome. I love the shapes appreciate everything you do. Have you ever tried Swedish fish Swedish fish with friends top tier candy? 13:19.740 --> 13:21.240 Yes, I've had Swedish fish 13:21.240 --> 13:25.400 Deep the sub potato of the three. Are we thinking of the same thing? I feel like that's a very common 13:25.400 --> 13:30.300 Candy that people have had I think of the ten potato the three thanks for the homecoming advice. I'm out of it 13:30.300 --> 13:35.300 I'm getting a front party afterwards got high with my friends. Oh God, Bernadette for the sub one a blonde for the three 13:36.140 --> 13:37.940 Always being himself same with the man 13:37.940 --> 13:42.220 I'm often a G for the sub Tommy enchanting with the three ramp the three don't end that's right now chat 13:42.220 --> 13:46.540 Would you rather get all rid of all six seven spammers or play something else chatters play something else? 13:47.300 --> 13:48.580 Noobly and now be love this up 13:48.580 --> 13:53.340 She and Alex think of the five gifts harassing hide for the sub newbie bar bank mr. Crater 13:53.340 --> 13:56.660 Bellach, Aubrey thinking of the tier two, Mr. Creep thinking of the three, God for the 13:56.660 --> 14:00.180 tier two, Knight and Reign for the sub, Dylan and Alex for the five, Gifted's away for the 14:00.180 --> 14:06.260 tier two. So 24 fast, Alex Peechee, Cole Laris as J. Salty G for the 10, Dr. and Katie for 14:06.260 --> 14:11.380 the sub, B and Ego for the sub, Cup, AG, Sam L. Goose and A for the sub, Aaron for 14:11.380 --> 14:15.100 the five, Tup and Bar for the sub, Dylan undilated for the sub, Abaya and MS thinking 14:15.100 --> 14:19.180 of the three. No, I haven't seen the Avengers post credit scene that links with Dr. 14:19.180 --> 14:22.140 Doom. Dave thinking of the three, First Street for Me by Girl Forgot Me in New 14:22.140 --> 14:25.660 your videos on, if you think you can be current on Board and Bomb, studying abroad in Germany. 14:25.660 --> 14:29.180 Awesome, Devourer for the sub. If you haven't already, I would watch the low-key TV show. 14:29.180 --> 14:33.340 I haven't seen that. I haven't kept up with a lot of Marvel recently. Genuinely, like, 14:33.340 --> 14:37.740 I've probably, out of the last 10 Marvel films slash shows combined, I've probably seen maybe 14:37.740 --> 14:41.980 one of them. Peanut, Think of the Sub, but Maya, Think of the Tier 3, Peanut for the 10 Gifted 14:41.980 --> 14:45.100 Dime, H for the Sub, Draper and Kupo, Think of the Sub, Sweet and Taper for the Sub. 14:45.100 --> 14:48.700 You know, I'd rather get rid of, also don't send bits right now, chat, I'm not reading them. 14:48.700 --> 14:53.180 What was I going to say? 14:53.180 --> 14:59.220 I would rather get rid of the Switch games chatters or play something else. 14:59.220 --> 15:04.260 Six, seven chatters are brain rot, but they're not insufferable. 15:04.260 --> 15:10.260 The people that come into any Twitch streamers chat and complain for somebody to switch things 15:10.260 --> 15:18.660 is a self-absorbed loser that only thinks that streamers tailor to them and them specifically. 15:18.660 --> 15:24.660 They're the worst category of Twitch chatter outside of people that just spam slurs. 15:24.660 --> 15:30.160 So they're the worst people to deal with. 15:30.160 --> 15:37.160 I would rather my chat spam 6-7 than have just a chat full of people complaining the entire time, 15:37.160 --> 15:39.160 because those people suck. 15:39.160 --> 15:42.660 Cube, Gibby, Goad and Gman for the sub. 15:42.660 --> 15:45.660 Anyways, that's the schedule chat we were saying earlier. 15:45.660 --> 15:47.660 Actually my schedule, you know the stream schedule 15:48.240 --> 15:50.240 Here are the videos for the day 15:50.700 --> 15:55.340 Starting out with a Jack Gordon video another flat earth dead not flat earth Dave 15:56.500 --> 15:59.680 But I took a flat earth or do an acid rocket launch 15:59.820 --> 16:03.500 He actually invited me to go to this rocket launch with him 16:03.500 --> 16:09.500 I believe or it was some sort of convention. So W. Jack Gordon for that, but I couldn't make it 16:09.500 --> 16:14.540 I feel like I had a sponsor that day or something that day that I had to do or maybe I was out of town 16:14.540 --> 16:16.540 I don't really know 16:16.540 --> 16:24.460 Hilariously bad insider trading attempts what happened to box tops the best scrabble players a genuine genius and I tried China's most painful massage 16:25.180 --> 16:30.080 Xiao Ma what an ender here we go first video of the day love Jack Gordon 16:30.080 --> 16:32.860 I took a flat earther to a NASA rocket launch 16:34.500 --> 16:37.420 Disclaimer everything the flat earth or says in this video is 100% wrong 16:37.980 --> 16:43.620 This flatter is about to see a rocket launch to space for the first time and is react 16:43.620 --> 16:47.220 It's just a really big green screen. It's just a really big green screen. 16:47.220 --> 16:48.900 Shin was not. 16:48.900 --> 16:54.980 I wish I had that level of like, pure deniability for anything that I believed. 16:55.540 --> 17:01.060 Like anything that proved what I thought was wrong, I just go, no that's like AI generated. 17:02.980 --> 17:04.500 No that's like, that's fake. 17:05.940 --> 17:06.580 No that's fake. 17:07.300 --> 17:08.500 What I was expecting. 17:08.500 --> 17:11.460 Dinosaur bones are most likely dragons and giants. 17:11.460 --> 17:13.140 They're just telling us they're dinosaur bones. 17:13.140 --> 17:16.220 He has no idea how important this launch is. 17:16.220 --> 17:18.520 Like, no, like, you're larping, bro. 17:18.520 --> 17:19.300 You're larping. 17:19.300 --> 17:19.800 You're not. 17:19.800 --> 17:22.980 Like, you don't believe that. 17:22.980 --> 17:24.780 Like, you don't believe that. 17:24.780 --> 17:29.500 Like, I can't sit here and actually think that somebody goes, 17:29.500 --> 17:32.540 yeah, no, dinosaur bones, they're actually just 17:32.540 --> 17:36.420 dragons and giants, and they're just miscategorizing them. 17:36.420 --> 17:38.740 Why are they able to fucking put them together 17:38.740 --> 17:42.420 to make a complete skeletal system. 17:43.540 --> 17:46.100 If it's fucking giants and dragon bones. 17:46.820 --> 17:49.140 As there is a very big launch coming up, 17:49.140 --> 17:52.940 the Roman space telescope, this is gonna be a very big deal. 17:52.940 --> 17:55.220 Because he doesn't even think it's real. 17:55.220 --> 17:56.780 They're just launching it out into the ocean 17:56.780 --> 17:57.820 into the Bermuda Triangle. 17:57.820 --> 17:59.900 I don't believe in outer space. 17:59.900 --> 18:02.100 So today, I'm going to do everything I can 18:02.100 --> 18:03.500 to try and convince them. 18:03.500 --> 18:05.260 So he's saying that they're doing, 18:05.260 --> 18:07.100 Has it SpaceX? 18:07.100 --> 18:08.900 Like, what about satellites? 18:12.680 --> 18:14.860 Like, what about satellites? 18:14.860 --> 18:16.380 Like, he's saying outer space, 18:16.380 --> 18:19.700 so does he still believe that like satellites exist 18:19.700 --> 18:21.980 and they like orbit Earth? 18:21.980 --> 18:26.500 Because like, you could see SpaceX satellites in the sky. 18:26.500 --> 18:27.340 Right? 18:27.340 --> 18:30.320 I was gonna say, if all of these are fake 18:30.320 --> 18:34.740 and you don't believe in like any sort of space-based launch, 18:34.740 --> 18:38.660 then like SpaceX launches in 2026. 18:38.660 --> 18:42.780 Like how many launches do they do a year? 18:42.780 --> 18:44.900 I feel like they're doing like so many. 18:44.900 --> 18:47.660 Let's do 2025, how many? 18:47.660 --> 18:50.360 How many SpaceX launches were there? 18:50.360 --> 18:54.780 170 in 2025. 18:54.780 --> 18:56.100 So they're all fake 18:56.100 --> 18:58.820 or it's just they're not going past the firmament. 18:58.820 --> 19:01.900 They're not going past the thick bubble atmosphere 19:01.900 --> 19:04.500 that disintegrates everything when it escapes. 19:04.500 --> 19:06.140 It's legit. 19:06.140 --> 19:09.180 So what are you expecting to see? 19:09.180 --> 19:11.140 And is there anything that you would see? 19:11.140 --> 19:13.900 And then also they don't believe in gravity, right? 19:13.900 --> 19:15.780 Or like gravitational pull. 19:15.780 --> 19:17.980 So then do they think that the satellites 19:17.980 --> 19:19.800 are just like floating? 19:20.940 --> 19:22.420 If they believe in satellites, 19:22.420 --> 19:25.460 which I feel like you have to if you have a phone. 19:27.020 --> 19:31.980 If you have any technology that has internet access, 19:31.980 --> 19:35.380 You have to have some level of, you know, 19:35.380 --> 19:38.780 belief in, you know, like inner, 19:38.780 --> 19:41.900 in not inner space travel, but like satellites. 19:42.980 --> 19:45.380 What are you think, how are they staying up there? 19:46.420 --> 19:48.220 They don't believe in them, they have to. 19:48.220 --> 19:50.220 Like you can't, did not, like there's a, 19:50.220 --> 19:52.460 I, I, you could say the earth is flat 19:52.460 --> 19:55.220 and you live your life normally, right? 19:55.220 --> 19:57.460 But you can't go, satellites aren't real. 19:58.380 --> 19:59.900 Right now that would make you be like, whoa, 19:59.900 --> 20:01.380 I don't think so because, you know, 20:01.380 --> 20:05.420 I've grown up here and watching the rocket launches from the Orlando area. 20:05.540 --> 20:09.140 It's always bro. He grew up in Florida. Typically the same thing. Yeah. 20:09.220 --> 20:12.420 And you know, from our viewpoint, we don't really get to see what it does, 20:12.460 --> 20:15.740 where it goes sort of unknown and unprovable. 20:15.780 --> 20:20.300 So I set up the camera to get the best shot. Dude, it's going up. 20:23.020 --> 20:27.400 Like, does he think that once it's high enough that it escapes like the 20:27.400 --> 20:33.840 naked eye that it just hits a hard fucking 90 degree right turn into the fucking ocean 20:33.840 --> 20:35.440 and like no one sees it. 20:35.440 --> 20:38.620 Possible of what we'd see before I knew it. 20:38.620 --> 20:46.760 Is that really going up into space? 20:46.760 --> 20:49.560 Looks like it's going back down to the water way out into the jet. 20:49.560 --> 20:51.000 Ah, ban that shatter. 20:51.000 --> 20:53.440 Justin immediately wasn't buying it. 20:53.440 --> 20:54.440 Almost looks like- 20:54.440 --> 20:55.440 Any mods? 20:55.440 --> 21:06.600 All right, we're going sub only mode. 21:06.600 --> 21:08.640 It's skipping almost like they're trying to break. 21:08.640 --> 21:12.080 Becca, I really appreciate your enthusiasm. 21:12.080 --> 21:18.560 I need you to know though, you saying I'm here whenever there's not a mod that bans 21:18.560 --> 21:23.000 someone is not going to increase the odds that you become a mod. 21:23.000 --> 21:26.680 Through the firmament is what people theorize have you ever seen the experiments Jack? 21:26.680 --> 21:31.520 Oh my god, he's saying the firmament hold the fuck up lock in down to the water way out into the distance 21:31.520 --> 21:35.760 I need to hear him say this shit. It's Justin immediately wasn't buying it 21:35.760 --> 21:39.940 Almost looks like it's skipping almost like they're trying to break through the firmament is what people theorize 21:39.940 --> 21:42.440 Have you ever seen the experiments Jack with the um 21:42.840 --> 21:47.800 The sound inside the dome it sounds exactly like like sonic booms and like thunder 21:47.800 --> 21:49.800 Which meant I had one goal for the day 21:49.800 --> 21:54.060 convinced him that that rocket launch was brief and I was going to go to every 21:54.060 --> 21:58.380 length to make that happen because I got Justin exclusive access to the Kennedy 21:58.380 --> 22:02.480 Space Center and he's going to see the sites from my videos in real life 22:02.480 --> 22:06.900 starting by showing him the rockets that NASA has launched before. It also 22:06.900 --> 22:11.880 amazes me the size and weight of these things yeah and to to be able 22:11.880 --> 22:14.820 to to get to the speeds that they claim they're getting. 22:14.820 --> 22:20.420 because it's fucking 90% full of rocket fuel! 22:20.820 --> 22:24.520 That's why when disasters happen they explode! 22:24.920 --> 22:29.020 Because 80% of the fucking rocket in that whole- 22:29.020 --> 22:32.020 They're in this little pocket at the top. 22:32.320 --> 22:37.720 That whole fucking cylinder is full of fucking rocket fuel. 22:39.320 --> 22:41.320 And they're launching that shit 22:41.320 --> 22:48.520 with like imagine imagine filling your car imagine filling like your Kia with 22:48.520 --> 22:54.600 premium gas times 12 like that's the shit they're using until right but I'm 22:54.600 --> 22:58.240 nervous today because Justin has a bit of a history good afternoon commissioners 22:58.240 --> 23:01.560 today I'd like to bring to your attention a potential fraud on an enormous 23:01.560 --> 23:05.000 scale happening in your county there's now clear evidence of NASA using 23:05.000 --> 23:09.400 numerous methods to grossly mislead the public use of wires harnesses green 23:09.400 --> 23:12.660 screens and virtual reality. Wow this is the biggest corn ball thing I think I 23:12.660 --> 23:18.060 could see. You're going to a fucking county meeting to tell the the seven 23:18.060 --> 23:23.540 fucking people that are at that table that have no power in you know any 23:23.540 --> 23:27.980 serious matter that the earth is flat. Like they're gonna fucking do something 23:27.980 --> 23:31.420 about it. I've been detected to achieve the appearance of a weightless 23:31.420 --> 23:34.700 environment. And I'm really hoping these NASA employees don't notice. Wow 23:34.700 --> 23:38.260 and it's crazy that you could just go to those meetings and say 23:38.260 --> 23:43.860 anything and they have to listen to you. Isn't that wild? Like I know they do a lot of impractical 23:43.860 --> 23:48.180 jokers meetings and shit there because it's like a public forum or whatever it's called 23:48.180 --> 23:55.540 and it's like they have to give you your time. I love that that exists. I love that that exists. 23:55.540 --> 24:01.380 I really I think if I have nothing to do and I live to the age of like 70 I think when I'm 24:01.380 --> 24:06.900 in my 60s I'm just gonna go to these meetings and be like there's too many fucking beavers, 24:06.900 --> 24:09.700 There's too many fucking beavers around here. 24:09.700 --> 24:11.740 We gotta do something about them. 24:11.740 --> 24:15.140 I've made, and I have like a chart that I've made 24:15.140 --> 24:17.140 and like a PowerPoint slide that I bring up 24:17.140 --> 24:19.740 and like we have these traps though. 24:19.740 --> 24:22.260 We gotta fucking, we gotta round them up. 24:22.260 --> 24:23.700 And then we're just gonna have all of them there. 24:23.700 --> 24:24.540 It's like, don't kill them. 24:24.540 --> 24:25.700 You know, they're useful for something. 24:25.700 --> 24:27.140 So I have kind of like a, 24:27.140 --> 24:29.300 like a bigger hamster wheel for them 24:29.300 --> 24:31.980 and it could like power the city. 24:31.980 --> 24:34.220 And tell me, remind me so what's really happening 24:34.220 --> 24:35.940 here with this rocket? 24:35.940 --> 24:36.780 What do you mean? 24:36.780 --> 24:39.860 Like what, like when they launch this, 24:39.860 --> 24:42.460 give me the, give me the, your best gas, 24:42.460 --> 24:44.460 like the five minutes afterwards, what's happening. 24:44.460 --> 24:46.580 We can't see where the rocket really goes. 24:46.580 --> 24:48.340 But my best guess is that they are, 24:48.340 --> 24:50.260 Yes, you can. 24:50.260 --> 24:51.500 Oh my God. 24:51.500 --> 24:54.020 How did they, did they live stream the one? 24:54.020 --> 24:56.060 Did they live stream Artemis? 24:56.060 --> 24:59.880 Like from launch, from the ground until you literally 24:59.880 --> 25:01.780 couldn't see it anymore with like a fucking 25:01.780 --> 25:03.420 $40,000 camera. 25:03.420 --> 25:07.220 And then they just cut to the actual spaceship 25:07.220 --> 25:08.620 going into space. 25:08.620 --> 25:12.340 I think he would say that cut is fake. 25:12.340 --> 25:17.180 Once it cuts to the video of the spaceship, 25:17.180 --> 25:22.180 that's like prerecorded AI, like CGI filmed shit. 25:23.780 --> 25:26.460 Taking it to some sort of unknown location, 25:26.460 --> 25:28.460 or they're just launching it out into the ocean 25:28.460 --> 25:29.660 into the Bermuda Triangle. 25:29.660 --> 25:32.940 Either way, that launch livestream is not real. 25:32.940 --> 25:34.040 Let's keep walking around a little bit. 25:34.040 --> 25:36.340 Missile, what do you think about missiles? 25:36.340 --> 25:38.340 Like a missile, they would say it goes into space 25:38.340 --> 25:39.180 for a little bit. 25:39.180 --> 25:40.540 For what's its purpose though? 25:41.420 --> 25:43.820 To land back on Earth. 25:43.820 --> 25:46.460 We're just gonna fly around and look around. 25:46.460 --> 25:47.380 I mean, I don't see why. 25:47.380 --> 25:49.360 No, it makes it sort of to fucking travel further 25:49.360 --> 25:51.700 because you have less air resistance, right? 25:51.700 --> 25:54.100 Is that why ballistic missiles go that fucking high up 25:54.100 --> 25:56.540 and then they're also harder to detect? 25:56.540 --> 26:00.240 Why do ballistic missiles go into space? 26:00.240 --> 26:05.680 They travel like fired bullets or throw them like a rock, unpowered, arc and reaching high 26:05.680 --> 26:10.240 altitudes allowing them to cross ocean's efficiency with no air resistance. 26:10.240 --> 26:14.360 Why that couldn't happen? 26:14.360 --> 26:16.360 How high do you think the firmament is? 26:16.360 --> 26:25.120 Well the theory is that it's around 70-ish miles. 26:25.120 --> 26:27.920 So for some reason the whole rocket thing didn't really get... 26:27.920 --> 26:33.040 like where did they get that where did they get that number like that's what I want to know because 26:33.040 --> 26:41.440 like science they're doing research and they're testing things to prove like where the atmosphere 26:41.440 --> 26:48.320 ends and you know all of that but like what what flat earth are said well the theory is it's 26:48.320 --> 26:53.440 about 70 miles like where are they coming up with 70 miles like they had like a weather balloon 26:53.440 --> 26:56.320 and they like released it into the into the fucking air. 26:56.320 --> 26:59.840 Isn't space actually far closer than 70 miles? 27:01.720 --> 27:03.880 How high up is space? 27:03.880 --> 27:07.120 Isn't it like a couple 50 miles? 27:07.120 --> 27:08.720 So it's less. 27:08.720 --> 27:12.120 Space begins at an altitude of 62 miles or 50 miles, 27:12.120 --> 27:13.880 depending on the standard used. 27:19.880 --> 27:20.720 Convince them. 27:20.720 --> 27:24.040 They may actually have that sort of like a Flat Earth map. 27:24.040 --> 27:25.880 I feel like over here, if I remember right. 27:25.880 --> 27:26.720 Yeah, it's still there. 27:26.720 --> 27:29.720 They just need to paint the edge here white for Antarctica. 27:29.720 --> 27:30.320 Yeah. 27:30.320 --> 27:31.760 So let's talk about that. 27:31.760 --> 27:32.600 Ice wall. 27:32.600 --> 27:33.880 Let's over there. 27:33.880 --> 27:39.560 And what job, whenever I see Jack or any other YouTuber 27:39.560 --> 27:42.080 interview a Flat Earther, their job 27:42.080 --> 27:45.000 is always being a Flat Earther and podcasting, 27:45.000 --> 27:48.040 which makes me fully believe that it's a LARP. 27:48.040 --> 27:50.400 And yeah, Flat Earth Dave got rich 27:50.400 --> 27:52.960 doing like fucking real estate or something prior, 27:52.960 --> 27:55.320 but I'm like, what is your day to day? 27:55.320 --> 27:58.860 You know, I think there's people in the world 27:58.860 --> 28:02.680 that believe the earth is flat and like work a regular job, 28:02.680 --> 28:05.600 but they're not hardcore fans, you know? 28:05.600 --> 28:08.920 They're flat earthers, but they're casuals, you know? 28:08.920 --> 28:13.240 They're LARPers, they're LARPing flatter, right? 28:13.240 --> 28:15.080 You know, they go, oh yeah, the earth is flat, 28:15.080 --> 28:17.580 firm and at- but they're not a die-hard flat earther. 28:17.580 --> 28:19.440 Like this guy's a die-hard flat earther. 28:19.440 --> 28:21.440 What is his day-to-day job? 28:21.440 --> 28:25.280 Like, I wouldn't be able to live a regular life 28:25.280 --> 28:27.880 if I genuinely believed that everything, 28:27.880 --> 28:31.300 99% of the world thought was a lie. 28:35.400 --> 28:37.880 And I'm not saying I'm like a religious sense 28:37.880 --> 28:39.120 or a faith-based sense, 28:39.120 --> 28:41.360 because that's just like a greed or disagree. 28:41.360 --> 28:43.640 We both have our own faith-based opinions. 28:43.640 --> 28:46.400 I'm saying like, we factually disagree 28:46.400 --> 28:48.960 on something that concretely changes 28:48.960 --> 28:51.780 how we view our universe. 28:51.780 --> 28:53.640 Nobody knows, and if you go out there, 28:53.640 --> 28:55.760 you are stopped by military. 28:55.760 --> 28:57.560 So I decided to move on to showing him. 28:57.560 --> 28:59.160 Or like, I'm sorry, bro. 29:00.200 --> 29:02.320 Not believing in evolution. 29:02.320 --> 29:05.200 In any way, grinds my gears. 29:06.280 --> 29:07.200 Grinds my gears. 29:07.200 --> 29:11.640 Like, to sit there and say that like fossils are fake, 29:11.640 --> 29:15.640 the ancestry line of like, you know, 29:15.640 --> 29:23.800 Ape ancestors and our ancestors to Australopithecus and Homo habilis and like all these other versions of humans that led to us 29:24.240 --> 29:28.280 Like it's just like where are you coming? Like how do you not? 29:29.040 --> 29:36.360 Believe that like how do you like you're sitting like where did this shit come from like is it a plant by the government by like a 29:36.400 --> 29:40.260 Demon like what's happening? That's making this shit not real 29:40.260 --> 29:48.260 Why do we have tail bones? Why do we have things like why do we have like shit that we don't need anymore that we used to have? 29:48.260 --> 29:56.260 Why do we look and act in our very related to other insects? Like it just doesn't make sense to like fully disagree with that. 29:58.260 --> 30:03.260 We got appendix tonsils. I mean that's like a variety. Those are like smaller scale things though. 30:03.260 --> 30:06.260 Ace shuttle, which is built to orbit the earth. 30:06.260 --> 30:10.260 Like, even non-humans especially, like, you could just see that shit. 30:10.260 --> 30:16.260 I decided to move on to showing him NASA's space shuttle, which is built to orbit the Earth, 30:16.260 --> 30:20.260 something that isn't possible on a flat Earth, so he'll inspect it in real life. 30:20.260 --> 30:24.260 I got nothing against any of these people, man. It's like, all the people that work for NASA, 30:24.260 --> 30:27.260 I think 99% of them are well-meaning smart people. 30:27.260 --> 30:30.260 You know, I wouldn't want to be lied to. It's not as harmless as Santa Claus. 30:30.260 --> 30:32.260 Unless they're not lying, because I don't really think they are lying. 30:32.260 --> 30:33.260 Sure. 30:33.260 --> 30:37.060 It's not as harmless as Santa Claus. 30:39.060 --> 30:47.660 I would think that if the Earth is flat, that is a larger lie than telling your kids Santa Claus is real. 30:49.260 --> 30:54.060 So by the end of this video, he might just start to cave in a little bit. 30:54.060 --> 30:55.560 Yeah, no, so most of that's true. 30:55.560 --> 30:58.560 If they don't recognize him from his viral videos first. 30:58.560 --> 31:00.060 Is there any more pilots up here? Is it just you? 31:00.060 --> 31:00.560 It's me. 31:00.560 --> 31:01.860 Just you. I got a quick question for you. 31:01.860 --> 31:05.940 Do you all have to adjust for any curvature of the earth while you're up there? 31:08.540 --> 31:10.860 I think the, um, international space station. 31:10.860 --> 31:15.180 I say this every time you talk about flat earth, 31:15.740 --> 31:18.980 you want to prove that the earth is round, go ask a fucking long range military 31:18.980 --> 31:22.620 sniper, go ask a long range military sniper, Hey man, 31:22.620 --> 31:24.980 do you have to like calculate for the curvature of the earth when you shoot 31:24.980 --> 31:29.300 shit? And if they go, yeah, then you go, okay, the earth is fucking round. 31:29.300 --> 31:33.700 I think the unless you're sitting here and saying it's a dome right sometimes 31:33.700 --> 31:39.020 sometimes they won't say it's flat sometimes we'll go it's like a frisbee 31:39.300 --> 31:47.820 it's kind of like a frisbee oh why I feel like why we why in my you know now 31:47.820 --> 31:53.300 we're okay so we're coming to like like a middle ground agreement here where it's 31:53.300 --> 31:57.740 like okay it's not flat but it's not around it's like maybe maybe like a 31:57.740 --> 32:02.140 or like a hill kind of like a like imagine like a nipple that's like earth 32:03.740 --> 32:10.060 International space station the intro to donut. Oh that'd be even more of a mind fuck. What's in the middle your shots? 32:10.220 --> 32:17.340 Nothing are filmed in a studio. Yeah on earth and the exterior spacewalks are filmed in an underwater pool. I had a guy 32:19.580 --> 32:25.180 Shout to me one time that said he was at a NASA facility and he was basically called in to make this wall look like 32:25.180 --> 32:28.820 like as dark and black as it possibly could with this. 32:28.820 --> 32:31.300 Bro, I could watch like flatter 32:31.300 --> 32:34.060 of Kinseview series actually all day, every day. 32:35.620 --> 32:36.460 Special coding. 32:36.460 --> 32:38.220 He couldn't figure out what the purpose was 32:38.220 --> 32:39.900 and later on, he kind of put it together 32:39.900 --> 32:41.860 and they wanted it to look like that. 32:41.860 --> 32:43.220 So it looked like space. 32:44.540 --> 32:45.940 So that when they would edit everything, 32:45.940 --> 32:48.740 there would be absolutely no reflections or distortions 32:48.740 --> 32:51.860 or anything to give away that it was not filmed in space. 32:51.860 --> 32:56.860 It's on the launch of rockets and land like a airplane. 32:58.300 --> 33:02.300 It's going to be the use of the change of the rocket. 33:02.300 --> 33:04.640 It's not a rocket, it's a shuttle. 33:06.240 --> 33:08.140 You could totally contract all those people 33:08.140 --> 33:12.300 to design a really cool shuttle that lands back home. 33:12.300 --> 33:14.860 Again, none of us can verify where it's actually going. 33:14.860 --> 33:16.300 So I'm in a very large condition. 33:16.300 --> 33:19.140 I'm in a very large condition. 33:19.140 --> 33:21.020 So he's saying in that instance 33:21.020 --> 33:24.100 where they had the space shuttle and it worked, 33:24.100 --> 33:27.820 that it launched, went somewhere else, 33:27.820 --> 33:29.980 and then like they relaunched it again 33:29.980 --> 33:31.920 so it would come back and land again, 33:34.820 --> 33:37.420 to like broaden the illusion. 33:37.420 --> 33:41.580 I think it always boils down to like why, right? 33:41.580 --> 33:43.020 Why do you think that? 33:43.020 --> 33:46.220 And that's usually where the secondary theory 33:46.220 --> 33:50.740 comes into play of the ice wall, right? 33:50.740 --> 33:53.420 the great ice wall because it's like, 33:53.420 --> 33:56.100 there's no reason to lie about this 33:56.100 --> 33:59.500 unless there's something to hide in court 33:59.500 --> 34:02.620 or in accordance to saying the earth is round. 34:02.620 --> 34:04.260 And it's like, okay, the ice wall 34:04.260 --> 34:05.460 because if you say the earth is round, 34:05.460 --> 34:07.980 people go Antarctica is just the, like, 34:07.980 --> 34:09.300 you know, Antarctica is the bottom, 34:09.300 --> 34:10.340 then you have the North Pole, whatever, 34:10.340 --> 34:11.960 there's nothing beyond that. 34:11.960 --> 34:13.460 Whereas like, oh, in a flat earth theory, 34:13.460 --> 34:15.500 there might be shit past that. 34:15.500 --> 34:32.200 I thought of something else that would do it for me, not not not prove that the Earth 34:32.200 --> 34:37.100 is a globe but something that would really help dispel this rocket stuff, show us a 34:37.100 --> 34:41.900 unedited video from start to finish, wherever finish would be, like as far as you can 34:41.900 --> 34:43.580 show us without it cutting. 34:43.580 --> 34:44.920 By the end of this video, he's good. 34:44.920 --> 34:47.460 He's saying he doesn't want, 34:47.460 --> 34:50.660 when he sees a camera angle cut 34:50.660 --> 34:53.660 or a position change, 34:53.660 --> 34:56.260 that's where the real footage ends 34:56.260 --> 34:58.300 and the fake footage begins. 34:58.300 --> 35:00.940 Like he wants a unstopped, 35:00.940 --> 35:04.300 I'm pretty, yeah, I still don't think you would believe that. 35:04.300 --> 35:07.620 Like if they had a launch with a live stream 35:07.620 --> 35:10.540 of like the rocket pointing down at Earth 35:10.540 --> 35:15.000 And it continuously, without pause, without lag, 35:15.000 --> 35:19.620 just showed it all go all the way to space, 35:19.620 --> 35:21.780 he would still go, this is fake. 35:21.780 --> 35:22.620 Let's see one of those. 35:22.620 --> 35:24.620 But first, I wanna see his reaction to the space. 35:24.620 --> 35:26.580 Like, bro, there's TikTokers that do, 35:26.580 --> 35:29.380 I'm not trying to get into his mindset here. 35:29.380 --> 35:31.460 But like the response would be, well, 35:31.460 --> 35:33.860 there's TikTokers that could do unedited loops 35:33.860 --> 35:35.980 that look like they're just constantly moving 35:35.980 --> 35:36.820 in one direction. 35:36.820 --> 35:38.220 It's like, what's to say 35:38.220 --> 35:40.420 that they just randomly spliced the footage in it 35:40.420 --> 35:46.060 moment and it's like just such a clean cut that you're just unable to see shuttle 35:46.060 --> 35:50.100 in real life so let's take a look at this the space shuttle and let me see 35:50.100 --> 35:54.060 the real thing this isn't a real thing as far as they're claiming right right 35:54.060 --> 35:56.940 far as we know what do you think of this where do you think this is gone you 35:56.940 --> 36:00.140 know has it been to space I think it goes on our on a high altitude plane 36:00.140 --> 36:05.140 right I think it goes on a really cool flight and then it lands when it's 36:05.140 --> 36:22.140 But what if it's gone for like a long time? Like the Artemis rocket, you could watch them re-enter into Earth's atmosphere and fucking crash into the water. 36:22.140 --> 36:34.140 Like where are they going? You'd think they're in like space? Or not space. You think they're just like kind of like flying around Earth endlessly for like how long were they going? 36:34.140 --> 36:35.820 like how long were they gone? 36:35.820 --> 36:38.460 Wasn't it like two weeks or some shit? 36:39.460 --> 36:41.500 Out of there, do you think they think they're going to space? 36:41.500 --> 36:43.260 No, I think if the people weren't in it, they were really 36:43.260 --> 36:45.500 They just flew in the sky for a week. 36:45.500 --> 36:48.860 Or maybe he's thinking that they took off, 36:48.860 --> 36:52.100 landed in the water, did a secret launch somewhere else 36:52.100 --> 36:55.300 and then cut to them like crashing back down. 36:55.300 --> 36:57.980 That takes, that seems harder to do. 36:57.980 --> 37:00.900 You know, unfortunately, you know, they are, 37:00.900 --> 37:02.900 it's really landing, it's really taking off, 37:02.900 --> 37:04.340 It's really breaking the sound barrier, 37:04.340 --> 37:06.180 but I just don't think it's going to space. 37:06.180 --> 37:07.620 Why not? 37:07.620 --> 37:10.420 Well, because of everything I've been shown by NASA 37:10.420 --> 37:12.580 to show that they've been faking other things. 37:12.580 --> 37:13.460 And OK, all right. 37:13.460 --> 37:14.660 So NASA fails. 37:14.660 --> 37:15.180 So what? 37:15.180 --> 37:16.820 Tell me that. 37:16.820 --> 37:17.900 Bubbles in space. 37:17.900 --> 37:18.780 Rats in space. 37:18.780 --> 37:19.980 Bees in space. 37:19.980 --> 37:22.820 So let's see bubbles, right? 37:22.820 --> 37:24.820 Who's to say those aren't little dust particles? 37:24.820 --> 37:26.020 Flakes of paint. 37:26.020 --> 37:27.380 They could be. 37:27.380 --> 37:28.420 It could be. 37:28.420 --> 37:32.620 It's possible, but they move like a bubble 37:32.620 --> 37:37.720 And you know when I ask an astronaut they don't move like a bubble wood in water, bro 37:37.720 --> 37:42.860 What about the bubbles and he starts getting all fidgety and like telling me a sweat 37:51.860 --> 37:56.560 Well, I think they're also kind of scared of you if I'm being honest, I think if you're showing up to a nest 37:56.560 --> 38:00.320 Not because you're right. 38:00.320 --> 38:05.240 I think if I'm a NASA employee and I'm doing like a talking thing and you kind of go up 38:05.240 --> 38:09.320 and you go, did you ever think they'd fucking pull the curtain right under your fucking feet 38:09.320 --> 38:10.840 about this whole thing? 38:10.840 --> 38:11.840 This shit's fake. 38:11.840 --> 38:14.720 And what do you have to fucking say about it? 38:14.720 --> 38:17.160 And you're just like, why'd I staring at this woman? 38:17.160 --> 38:19.400 I feel like you're insane. 38:19.400 --> 38:20.640 Like you're insane. 38:20.640 --> 38:23.760 At Earth, there was a time where I'm not saying you're one of those, but some 38:23.760 --> 38:24.760 people are. 38:24.760 --> 38:26.200 So this never flew to space. 38:26.200 --> 38:32.760 my opinion. What is space? That's allegedly where I guess the pressurized system and the 38:32.760 --> 38:37.120 non-pressurized system sort of meet, which is also a big hang-up for flat earth is like 38:37.120 --> 38:42.680 why do we have a vacuum next to a non-vacuum without them merging with each other? You know 38:42.680 --> 38:48.360 if I take the tire away from, if I take the tire off the air inside the tire merges 38:48.360 --> 38:53.240 with the air outside well apparently space doesn't just merge. I think if you take 38:53.240 --> 39:00.240 the idea that everything is different at a hyper-different scale and you just take that idea and explain it a lot, right? 39:00.240 --> 39:03.240 Water needs to find its level. Well, the level... 39:03.240 --> 39:07.240 Flat Earthers like to claim that oceans prove it's flat because water shouldn't bend around the sea. 39:07.240 --> 39:10.240 Well, on Earth, it's going back to Earth, getting closer to the... 39:10.240 --> 39:18.240 Well, because they don't believe in gravity. And that's the other thing, is it's just like being a flat Earther, you have to... 39:18.240 --> 39:23.040 You have to believe in nine other conspiracy theories. You don't believe in gravity. You believe the moon lightnings fake 39:23.040 --> 39:29.440 You believe the ice walls real you believe the firm immense real ground of earth so on earth the level is just they don't believe in gravity 39:29.440 --> 39:31.440 They can't 39:32.080 --> 39:38.440 They can't it's not like they think if you if you're flat earth or and you believe in gravity. Those are two contradicting 39:39.480 --> 39:44.000 Things right okay. What about oh my go? Why don't the vacuum and then come together? 39:44.000 --> 39:47.380 Well, because it's not like you have a little tire on your car that you popped. 39:47.380 --> 39:51.740 It's such a ginormous scale that it's a completely different thing. 39:51.740 --> 39:55.440 It's a very controversial topic and I think that goes to like the level of indoctrination 39:55.440 --> 39:56.440 that we are. 39:56.440 --> 39:57.440 Oh my God. 39:57.440 --> 40:00.400 And then it's just like the smart terminology that we're trying to use. 40:00.400 --> 40:01.400 That's a very interesting topic. 40:01.400 --> 40:05.680 It's like the level of the indoctrination that we've been employed against all of 40:05.680 --> 40:06.680 us. 40:06.680 --> 40:08.240 I mean really the dichotomy of it all. 40:08.240 --> 40:11.320 It actually boils down to a multitude of things. 40:11.320 --> 40:13.160 Some facets in some certain ways. 40:13.160 --> 40:19.880 It's like just say like stop trying to just fucking respond it's like I the biggest thing get on a plane from 40:20.160 --> 40:25.120 Get on a plane going from like New York or LA to like 40:25.480 --> 40:33.320 Japan or somewhere where instead of going straight one way they like wrap around the earth like look at flight patterns 40:35.520 --> 40:39.040 And then you're like sitting there and you're going oh well 40:39.040 --> 40:47.040 They could fake the flight pattern put an air tag in your fucking bag and track it and see where it's going 40:48.480 --> 40:55.700 See where it's going and you'll see that it goes around the earth the way that they say it would 40:57.280 --> 40:58.880 Hit with as a child, you know 40:58.880 --> 41:05.500 We're showing so many globes in our school classrooms, but apples in on the bed apples in on that's the thing 41:05.500 --> 41:11.340 That's the thing guys. Apple's in on it. Every multi-trillion billion dollar company is in on it. 41:11.340 --> 41:17.620 The government has paid these people, the government has paid these people to employ some sort of AI learning 41:17.620 --> 41:21.740 that when you're tracking your air tag, it's going to convince you that it's flying around the earth. 41:21.740 --> 41:25.580 When in reality it's flat. When in reality it's flat. That's what's happening. 41:27.300 --> 41:30.940 That it's like what? It's like me trying to argue through the water's wet. 41:30.940 --> 41:34.340 You're gonna be like, dude, what are you crazy? We all know that water's wet, right? 41:34.340 --> 41:39.260 I mean, I agree with that but how people feel about the globe so it's a very tough one 41:39.260 --> 41:43.740 Especially people that come here these people have got their heels dug in and I appreciate you not like bro 41:43.740 --> 41:53.920 I don't have my heels dug in it's like every of why would every other fucking planet moon and large object because they 41:53.920 --> 41:55.920 Don't say that everything's flat 41:56.360 --> 42:00.260 Flat earthers don't say that like everything's flat 42:00.260 --> 42:11.260 They say that Earth is flat. Why would Earth be flat and everything else be fucking round? It doesn't make any sense. 42:13.260 --> 42:15.260 Like trying to convince everybody here, you know what I mean? 42:15.260 --> 42:20.260 The door opens, I'm happy to talk to people, but like, most people don't want to talk about that, especially if they're- 42:20.260 --> 42:25.260 It's like a level of insanity of not recognizing- zero pattern recognition. 42:25.260 --> 42:26.260 From big NASA fans, you know? 42:26.260 --> 42:28.760 So clearly seeing the space shuttle did nothing for him. 42:28.760 --> 42:31.760 What about stepping away from NASA to look at SpaceX? 42:31.760 --> 42:34.260 SpaceX. We got tons of SpaceX rockets. 42:34.260 --> 42:36.260 We got some really cool stuff up there. 42:36.260 --> 42:38.760 Elon Musk, what do you think? Does he know the Earth's flat? 42:38.760 --> 42:40.760 I think he would probably have to know 42:40.760 --> 42:42.260 because he's too involved. 42:42.260 --> 42:44.260 You've heard his famous quote, you know, 42:44.260 --> 42:46.260 we know it's real because it looks so fake. 42:46.260 --> 42:47.760 Wait, what? 42:47.760 --> 42:50.260 Yeah, he said that one time when his car launched to space, 42:50.260 --> 42:52.260 the Tesla Roadster, and I'm like, 42:52.260 --> 42:53.760 that's a strange statement to make. 42:53.760 --> 42:54.760 Sure. 42:54.760 --> 42:56.760 Jared's suit as we know or made 42:57.240 --> 43:00.840 Oh Elon Musk says strange shit all the time. Oh, well, that's what we're saying 43:00.840 --> 43:02.520 Yeah, that's how you don't know the chair 43:02.520 --> 43:05.400 Now they had it was the first ever SpaceX astronaut 43:05.400 --> 43:11.920 I didn't know head of NASA first SpaceX astronaut first private civilian to do a spacewalk as well 43:11.920 --> 43:17.640 So he's been to space twice first person to spacewalk. I believe he's wearing this suit when he did the spacewalk 43:17.920 --> 43:20.440 Wait, so Jared has actually been to space twice 43:22.120 --> 43:24.120 Why would you not know that? 43:24.760 --> 43:31.160 I, like, I didn't know that, but I'm not somebody that's like hyper-involved in NASA. 43:31.160 --> 43:36.060 Like, if I thought the Earth was flat, stop saying he's all ears. 43:36.060 --> 43:39.160 We're not doing this shit again. We're not doing this shit again. 43:39.160 --> 43:43.160 That's interesting. He orbited the Earth many times, and then he went for a spacewalk. 43:43.160 --> 43:44.560 So I didn't know that about Jerry. 43:44.560 --> 43:46.460 First civilian to do a spacewalk ever. 43:46.460 --> 43:48.060 Changes my mind a little bit about him. 43:48.060 --> 43:49.660 I was giving him a little more benefit of the doubt. 43:49.660 --> 43:52.360 Like, he was just putting that position and believes what he's saying, but... 43:52.360 --> 43:55.320 No, no, he wore this bad boy to space right here. 43:55.320 --> 43:56.160 Okay. 43:57.120 --> 43:57.960 Interesting. 43:58.800 --> 43:59.720 Poor Jared. 43:59.720 --> 44:00.680 There he is. 44:02.840 --> 44:03.680 What do you think? 44:03.680 --> 44:04.800 Hey man, Jared's probably a great guy. 44:04.800 --> 44:05.640 I'd love to have a beer with him, 44:05.640 --> 44:07.280 but I don't think he's telling the truth. 44:07.280 --> 44:09.720 So let me ask you a couple of ridiculous questions then, 44:09.720 --> 44:11.360 because if you think Jared's in on it, 44:11.360 --> 44:13.080 but Trump's not, that's kind of interesting. 44:13.080 --> 44:14.880 Now you think like, okay, we're looking. 44:14.880 --> 44:17.520 But like, you would have to rework, 44:17.520 --> 44:19.880 like how do they explain, 44:19.880 --> 44:21.600 if you don't believe in gravity 44:21.600 --> 44:24.440 And you just think like water finds its level. 44:24.440 --> 44:26.600 What's like 9.8 meters? 44:26.600 --> 44:29.200 What is it 9.8 meters squared? 44:29.200 --> 44:30.480 Meters per second squared? 44:30.480 --> 44:34.200 Like what does that number mean? 44:34.200 --> 44:36.040 Like what does gravitational pull mean? 44:36.040 --> 44:37.720 Why is there a value there? 44:38.780 --> 44:42.400 Like why is that, what would they say? 44:43.340 --> 44:47.140 So like, oh, that's just the rate at which things fall. 44:47.140 --> 44:55.220 For no reason, kind of how they're like, oh, the firmament's like 70 miles up. 44:55.220 --> 44:58.500 It's just kind of like a ballpark guess about everything. 44:58.500 --> 45:03.020 It's like, no, there's no, it's not because like, oh, that's the gravitational pool that 45:03.020 --> 45:07.020 like the earth has on objects around it. 45:07.020 --> 45:11.020 It's like, oh, that's just like the rate at which things fall. 45:11.020 --> 45:12.180 Just because. 45:12.180 --> 45:14.620 That's like, it was just put that way. 45:14.620 --> 45:19.380 Jared and Trump and like we think Trump's the guy in charge of Jared saying in the back of the client 45:19.380 --> 45:23.500 I know the earth's flat. So how about like dude perfect they went to space 45:23.500 --> 45:30.140 They're like a YouTube channel like me like they're just like oh, well, they're lizard shills. They're lizard people. Um, I 45:31.740 --> 45:35.520 Mean clearly clearly, you know, you're you're getting dude perfect 45:35.520 --> 45:40.500 You're getting you're getting twins to do this. So obviously there's some sort of CGI involved with having one 45:41.020 --> 45:43.740 all the way up at all the way up in space 45:44.620 --> 45:49.740 like normal people. I've like been at their headquarters before. They're like normal dudes. 45:49.740 --> 45:54.460 You think Coby Cotton from Dude Perfect was lying to the rest of the Dude Perfect squad? 45:54.460 --> 45:57.020 Or do you think they all know the Earth's flat? Like what happened there? 45:57.020 --> 46:01.420 If you're saying that these guys are genuine and I think it's very plausible that they are, 46:01.420 --> 46:05.100 I think they're probably just dealing with confirmation bias. Like for instance, 46:05.100 --> 46:07.900 I have a lot of people tell me that they saw the curve from an airplane. 46:07.900 --> 46:10.940 But every time you get back in an airplane and you really look, there's no curve. 46:10.940 --> 46:12.940 That's impossible. There is no curve from an airplane. 46:12.940 --> 46:17.380 Yeah, but I have people like will die on that hill, but because they think they saw and I did too 46:17.380 --> 46:19.580 I remember when I found flat earth. I said this is ridiculous 46:19.580 --> 46:22.360 I've seen the curve from an airplane right but then I went blue and I was like 46:22.360 --> 46:26.760 Oh, actually, you know we can't really tell he most likely went on a flight similar to what you went on where they take 46:26.760 --> 46:32.620 You on a very high altitude ride do a parabolic maneuver give you some weightlessness. You claim you went to space 46:33.020 --> 46:36.780 That's it. So you think out the window won't he's looking at TV's or 46:37.460 --> 46:39.820 Out the window he can see the earth, but there's no curve 46:39.820 --> 46:42.160 You saw the curve. Yeah, he likes the space. 46:42.160 --> 46:45.280 He's either lying or he's wrong. 46:45.280 --> 46:48.040 Well, the SpaceX exhibit was a flop for Justin. 46:48.040 --> 46:48.880 That didn't work. 46:48.880 --> 46:50.360 Luckily, I had one more trick up. 46:50.360 --> 46:51.120 Wow. 46:51.120 --> 46:54.200 These are like the best people to have on your side 46:54.200 --> 46:58.800 in like a fucking jury. 46:58.800 --> 47:02.000 Like, oh my god. 47:02.000 --> 47:05.080 Like, this is like, you're the OJ Simpson trial. 47:05.080 --> 47:08.680 This is who you are in the fucking stands. 47:08.680 --> 47:11.720 This is like the people that you need. 47:11.720 --> 47:14.360 Yeah, yeah, somebody get this guy in position 47:14.360 --> 47:16.960 in the government. 47:16.960 --> 47:20.360 Somebody get this guy, somebody put this guy 47:20.360 --> 47:23.740 at the head of the state in Congress, you know? 47:23.740 --> 47:25.360 Somebody make him a senator. 47:25.360 --> 47:29.040 That'll be a fucking, that'll do well. 47:29.040 --> 47:32.680 My sleeve taking him to the actual large house. 47:32.680 --> 47:34.000 It's like I'm getting on a cruise ship. 47:34.000 --> 47:35.760 Yep, take your family photo. 47:35.760 --> 47:36.600 You literally see- 47:36.600 --> 47:39.600 Can I actually say this is gonna sound really stupid I 47:40.760 --> 47:44.360 Even though he's a flatter if they're they're still like a 50-50 shot 47:44.360 --> 47:48.800 He would be like a better congressman than like half the people in the United States government right now 47:50.880 --> 47:55.640 Because he's not swayed by bias or he's not it's not that he's not he's swayed by bias 47:55.640 --> 47:59.920 He's not swayed by like money like this guy just believes what he thinks 47:59.920 --> 48:07.600 He's not gonna get like paid out by like a shill corporation to like vote the way that they want them to 48:07.880 --> 48:14.640 Like this guy's too deep rooted in his beliefs that like some things he would actually be like 48:14.880 --> 48:16.880 Well, that doesn't really make any sense 48:17.920 --> 48:23.480 Because it has nothing to do with flat earth anything yet today that you've been like really stunned by you know no 48:23.480 --> 48:28.960 I haven't yeah, no like I said it feels like one of those I went here when I was a kid 48:28.960 --> 48:36.540 I don't remember what yeah how old I was but I remember I went to this and like saw the the fucking Rockin theme parks for adults 48:36.540 --> 48:41.540 Right, but with some cool science stuff here and there, but I paid a lot of money for this extra tour 48:41.540 --> 48:46.540 So I hope this great. Hopefully this will maybe this tour is what will convince me. All right. We'll see we'll see 48:46.540 --> 48:49.860 We're going to the moon needs to put the word back going back 48:54.780 --> 48:57.860 Next level then he starts cracking jokes 48:58.960 --> 49:07.960 Then he starts cracking jokes when your tour guide when your tour guide starts making really shitty jokes for like the fucking Gen X audience 49:14.960 --> 49:16.960 Sitting there. Oh my god 49:19.960 --> 49:24.960 As you can see we're passing an elephant on this nature tour. Oh, sorry. I thought that was my wife 49:24.960 --> 49:27.380 Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. 49:27.380 --> 49:28.960 Just kidding, just kidding. 49:28.960 --> 49:32.640 She divorced me a long time ago. 49:32.640 --> 49:37.180 What's known as the gantry is an observation deck that was built. 49:37.180 --> 49:39.720 I think it launched from like right there. 49:42.720 --> 49:44.040 Here is the launch pad. 49:44.040 --> 49:47.920 It launched from this morning, when you look at him to it's when we come to the 49:47.920 --> 49:52.000 right, which is going to be launching a starship, this tower is 405 feet tall. 49:52.000 --> 49:58.960 I would want to ask these type of guys like how does thrust work in a vacuum usually people giving space tours are just I mean 49:58.960 --> 50:03.840 If you're letting go of weight if you are pushing weight away, then you will be pushed forward 50:03.840 --> 50:08.880 But you've got to have like something to push off of to have that reaction you shot a gun in space 50:08.880 --> 50:13.960 Would you feel the recoil? I don't think we know it's because we've never been able to do these experiments 50:13.960 --> 50:16.800 And like you're saying you need something to push off of 50:17.600 --> 50:21.300 It every action has an equal and opposite reaction 50:21.300 --> 50:26.740 If you're in space and you fire a gun, you're gonna go the opposite direction. 50:26.740 --> 50:28.740 What are we fucking talking about? 50:30.180 --> 50:34.180 What is he saying? Oh, you need to push off of something to go anywhere? 50:34.740 --> 50:36.740 You know, that's what rockets are. 50:36.740 --> 50:38.740 Every single rocket is that experiment. 50:38.740 --> 50:40.740 If you believe that the rocket goes into space. 50:40.740 --> 50:42.740 Okay, but you can't say we've never done those experiments. 50:42.740 --> 50:44.740 NASA took us to see the biggest rocket they've ever built. 50:44.740 --> 50:46.740 The one that launched all of the Apollo missions. 50:46.740 --> 50:48.740 That looks like a piece of... 50:48.740 --> 50:50.740 One small step for man. 50:50.740 --> 50:52.900 one giant line from mankind. 50:52.900 --> 50:55.460 And then to the building where they assembled the rockets. 50:55.460 --> 50:57.780 We're gonna stop right for the vehicle assembly building. 50:57.780 --> 51:00.860 That's the tallest single story building in the world. 51:00.860 --> 51:02.100 That's what I've heard. 51:02.100 --> 51:03.100 That's real. 51:03.100 --> 51:03.940 It's real. 51:04.820 --> 51:07.180 You know, nonetheless, it's like regardless of it's 51:07.180 --> 51:09.780 fake or not or globe around, like, 51:09.780 --> 51:11.500 it's still kind of cool to see all this stuff. 51:11.500 --> 51:13.020 They're really building rockets. 51:13.020 --> 51:15.180 There's really smart people working on things. 51:15.180 --> 51:16.620 Dude, do you think there's anything 51:16.620 --> 51:18.100 that could possibly change your- 51:18.100 --> 51:19.580 But for what? 51:19.580 --> 51:24.080 Like we're spending billions of dollars 51:24.080 --> 51:29.080 to hide that the earth, it just doesn't make sense, bro. 51:29.380 --> 51:33.080 I think it's too much of this guy's personality at this point. 51:33.080 --> 51:34.240 If he got close to conceding, 51:34.240 --> 51:36.340 it would be like giving up on a huge part of his personality. 51:36.340 --> 51:40.720 I mean, I think that's the thing 51:40.720 --> 51:43.880 with a lot of people's core belief values, right? 51:43.880 --> 51:46.360 In any sense, not even just the flat earth, 51:46.360 --> 51:54.600 Like there are people that build their lives off of a specific belief or mindset and if 51:54.600 --> 52:02.600 anything cracks that it cracks them and so they'll always, they'll always believe it. 52:02.600 --> 52:07.360 Like they'll because they have to if they don't, they'll, they'll not philosopher by 52:07.360 --> 52:08.360 the way. 52:08.360 --> 52:09.360 I'm not even saying philosophy. 52:09.360 --> 52:11.240 I'm not saying religion. 52:11.240 --> 52:15.800 I'm saying like what your core values are if anything challenges that and you've spent 52:15.800 --> 52:19.640 30 years of your life believing something like it's the earth being flat, right? 52:20.040 --> 52:23.400 Then once they change that, it fucks you up. 52:24.560 --> 52:26.240 Your mind at this point, not at the can. 52:26.240 --> 52:29.920 It could even be like, not even, I'm not saying, yeah, you could say it 52:29.920 --> 52:34.000 with some people in the religious values, if there are things that breed doubt, 52:34.000 --> 52:37.600 but they just disagree with that doubt, because if they don't believe 52:37.600 --> 52:40.720 in their faith based belief, then they'll be, you know, crumbled. 52:41.000 --> 52:43.960 I'm more so saying like flat earthers or people that are like 52:43.960 --> 52:50.120 obscenely, homophobic or racist and believe that the world functions on a specific set of rules 52:50.120 --> 52:56.440 or values that they haven't grained in their mind that if proven wrong, fucks up their entire 52:56.440 --> 53:00.680 personality. Be space centered. I would need to go to space and see the curvature, a lake or the 53:00.680 --> 53:04.840 ocean, you know, having that physical drop of eight inches per mile squared. Which is why I'm 53:04.840 --> 53:09.800 confident my next attempt at this, like Santa Claus, not really, bro. Most people you find 53:09.800 --> 53:12.720 find out Santa Claus isn't real, you're over it in like two days. 53:12.720 --> 53:14.120 It'll work. 53:14.120 --> 53:15.120 For Miles Square. 53:15.120 --> 53:19.360 Which is why I'm confident my next attempt at this will work. 53:19.360 --> 53:24.160 Because in just a few days I'm sending a balloon up to space with a flat earthers camera on 53:24.160 --> 53:25.160 it. 53:25.160 --> 53:26.160 No fisheye lens. 53:26.160 --> 53:30.080 And we're going to see the curvature once and for all. 53:30.080 --> 53:31.080 Wow. 53:31.080 --> 53:34.440 I want to know what the fuck he's going to say. 53:34.440 --> 53:37.120 That's such a good idea, Jack. 53:37.120 --> 53:39.560 Give him the camera. 53:39.560 --> 53:45.320 him set up the fucking balloon pay for it all and be like all right now we're gonna send this shit in 53:45.320 --> 53:51.080 his face he's gonna go oh write it up write about oh see how it popped that's what he's gonna say 53:51.080 --> 53:56.520 I already know what he's gonna say the balloon's gonna pop and he's gonna go uh hit the firmament 54:01.560 --> 54:05.080 oh well that's just the fisheye lens that's why it looks round 54:05.080 --> 54:07.080 Oh 54:07.880 --> 54:11.840 Shit it hit the firmament right that's what it's gonna be and then it pops 54:15.320 --> 54:20.440 He doesn't believe in dinosaurs believes in dragons and giants yep, yep 54:22.840 --> 54:28.180 This flat earth or just prove space is real because there's space for a spring should be I thought five others 54:28.240 --> 54:33.140 We're believing it to get a free flight now. I think water is believing it to be in a NASA mission 54:35.080 --> 54:37.640 You can't fix stupid. Oh my god 54:38.680 --> 54:43.600 Such a huge ego to all the buildings rockets exhibition thousands people rocket launchers all this is made to try to fool him 54:46.720 --> 54:54.640 As an Asian kid I was some brain cells here. 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Hey, I'm the sub Luke for the sub found in Alfie the sub chat next video 55:41.380 --> 55:43.660 Polariously bad insider trading attempts 55:45.660 --> 55:51.020 Guy making a phone call this video we see this youtuber Hamish hotter 55:53.700 --> 55:57.280 See that guy making a phone call no not that guy 55:57.660 --> 56:05.900 That guy that's Chris Collins a New York congressman feeding information about a biopharmaceutical company to his son 56:06.340 --> 56:11.640 Information that his son along with seven other people would use to avoid over 56:12.700 --> 56:21.540 $700,000 in stock market losses. It's a cut and dry case of securities fraud more commonly known as insider trading 56:22.780 --> 56:25.600 What is insider trading knowing? 56:25.600 --> 56:32.880 what's going to happen before it happens or not not knowing what's gonna I mean 56:32.880 --> 56:36.640 yeah usually it's knowing what's gonna happen before it happens but having 56:36.640 --> 56:41.400 knowledge that the broad public does not that gives you an edge in investment 56:41.400 --> 56:51.520 purposes most government workers are accused of insider trading Nancy Pelosi 56:51.520 --> 56:56.520 is not been, you know, convicted or, you know, charged with insider trading. 56:56.520 --> 57:01.520 But the common theory is that people that are higher up in the government, 57:01.520 --> 57:09.520 when you look at their stock portfolios, they are the best investors you've ever seen in your entire life. 57:09.520 --> 57:17.520 They never fail. They know what's going to happen before it happens. 57:17.520 --> 57:21.760 And you know, there's a level of like how sketchy you could be 57:23.080 --> 57:30.120 This is obvious like sometimes when they'll put in $500,000 to a stock the day before something gets released or pull it 57:30.120 --> 57:35.520 Before something happens or they bet on puts like that shit gets caught pretty quickly 57:35.520 --> 57:39.520 But there's other ways that people may be doing insider trading. That's not as accusable 57:40.020 --> 57:45.960 But I don't know I think I've always had to take and I know this would never really happen 57:45.960 --> 57:52.080 But I think if you are in a position in the government that gives you valuable information that could offset 57:52.720 --> 57:58.480 The balance between your knowledge and an everyday man or woman's knowledge in the stock market 57:58.640 --> 58:00.960 You should not be able to invest. I 58:02.520 --> 58:07.920 Think that should go that should be a part of the game and and the people that complain about that 58:08.080 --> 58:13.280 It's like my response is so you don't actually care about politics. You don't actually care about 58:13.280 --> 58:17.440 about what's happening with the country or anything, 58:17.440 --> 58:19.160 because you're due, why do you care so much 58:19.160 --> 58:21.880 about personal financial gain in correspondence 58:21.880 --> 58:23.680 with your governmental position? 58:23.680 --> 58:27.160 Like if you actually cared about fixing the United States 58:27.160 --> 58:28.680 or any country for that matter, 58:28.680 --> 58:30.480 because the United States isn't the only country 58:30.480 --> 58:31.800 where this fucking happens, 58:31.800 --> 58:36.800 why would you not just want to do it 58:37.840 --> 58:42.140 for the sake of fixing a nation or how you spew, right? 58:42.140 --> 58:48.740 We'll get up on their podium and go I care about this. I'll donate my salary back to the fuck every oh my god 58:48.740 --> 58:53.100 Anytime somebody does that I'll donate my salary back to the United States awesome 58:53.100 --> 58:58.700 He's still made nine billion dollars in the last fucking three months off of the shit you've done 58:59.180 --> 59:05.140 Being in the government right like what the fuck? Oh, I'll do this. I don't care about them 59:05.140 --> 59:08.540 But I don't need the money. I don't want cable then don't invest in the stock market 59:09.200 --> 59:14.100 It's all money oriented and it's not even a side-based thing both parties fucking do it 59:14.660 --> 59:19.920 And honestly, I don't want to sit here and say oh, I feel bad for them because I don't feel bad for them 59:19.920 --> 59:21.920 but it's like I 59:22.200 --> 59:24.200 Kind of get it 59:25.620 --> 59:29.780 That that's why I think you shouldn't be a light that's why you need to have this as a law 59:30.120 --> 59:35.680 Right because if I'm in the government if I'm in the government and I know 59:35.680 --> 59:43.200 That Nvidia's gonna fucking pop off more than ever before or say I know that in video 59:43.200 --> 59:51.220 We're gonna put a restriction on GPUs, and it's gonna tank that fucking stock 30% I'm betting against that shit 59:53.540 --> 59:58.120 You're telling me you're telling me you're in the government and you know 59:58.960 --> 01:00:02.940 Something's gonna happen that you can make eight million dollars on and you're not gonna do it 01:00:02.940 --> 01:00:07.460 You're not going to try and tell someone to tell someone to do it on your behalf that ends up going back to you 01:00:07.460 --> 01:00:13.040 It's like you need something in place because the average human is going to cheat 01:00:13.540 --> 01:00:21.060 Because it's like why would you not use that info like you're telling me I have I'm I'm a senator and I'm in a meeting 01:00:21.340 --> 01:00:27.980 That's a private about something. That's going to affect the economy and I have my own stocks 01:00:27.980 --> 01:00:34.720 Invested that I know are gonna tank 20% and I'm not gonna pull them out 01:00:35.420 --> 01:00:37.540 I'm gonna go. Oh tough shit, man 01:00:38.260 --> 01:00:44.820 Tough shit brother really. Oh, sorry. That's insider trading if I pull it out. No, like I get you should it 01:00:44.820 --> 01:00:45.980 You shouldn't be able to do it 01:00:45.980 --> 01:00:50.500 But you have to have a rule in place because anyone's gonna go oh shit. I need to fucking take my money out. Oh 01:00:50.940 --> 01:00:55.420 Shit, I need to fucking invest into this. This is gonna make me so much money. Why wouldn't I do it, right? 01:00:55.420 --> 01:01:01.780 Congressman Collins cheated our markets and then they get around it now and you 01:01:01.780 --> 01:01:06.340 see him do it on poly market you see him do it on Cal she you see him do it on how 01:01:06.340 --> 01:01:09.900 many fucking warheads are gonna strike you're on in the next three days 01:01:09.900 --> 01:01:21.600 somebody gets it right on the dot 83 and they put 40 grand on it why do you 01:01:21.600 --> 01:01:24.540 know that right that's an example that's not exactly what happened but 01:01:24.540 --> 01:01:28.220 There's like people that are making bets that are like insane, 01:01:28.220 --> 01:01:33.220 like 85% success rate on like long shot war bets. 01:01:34.340 --> 01:01:37.220 Insider trading was like, you're in the government. 01:01:37.220 --> 01:01:40.260 Counting cards in Vegas, a total of more than 32. 01:01:40.260 --> 01:01:41.820 It's not like counting cards in Vegas. 01:01:41.820 --> 01:01:44.220 It's worse than counting cards in Vegas. 01:01:44.220 --> 01:01:46.580 Counting cards in Vegas is just like studying 01:01:46.580 --> 01:01:49.380 the stock market in real life, right? 01:01:49.380 --> 01:01:51.980 And getting good at like day trading. 01:01:51.980 --> 01:02:00.860 Insider trading is more like, I mean, yeah, 01:02:00.860 --> 01:02:02.660 it is like insider trading and knowing 01:02:02.660 --> 01:02:03.780 what's going to happen next. 01:02:03.780 --> 01:02:06.260 But it's more like having x-ray goggles. 01:02:06.260 --> 01:02:09.700 Because counting cards is just giving you 01:02:09.700 --> 01:02:11.940 an edge on predictability. 01:02:11.940 --> 01:02:15.660 But insider trading is like wearing actual x-ray goggles 01:02:15.660 --> 01:02:18.020 that tell you what the next card is. 01:02:18.020 --> 01:02:21.020 It's not like, oh, there's a higher chance that it's this. 01:02:21.020 --> 01:02:23.500 It's like, oh, I know this is gonna happen. 01:02:23.500 --> 01:02:27.100 Million dollars, according to court documents. 01:02:27.100 --> 01:02:29.260 Insider trading is fascinating 01:02:29.260 --> 01:02:32.700 because on one hand you have these elaborate multi-year 01:02:32.700 --> 01:02:34.900 schemes and on the other, there's cases 01:02:34.900 --> 01:02:37.740 that are too small for national news coverage 01:02:37.740 --> 01:02:42.240 but have the most absurd details exposed in court documents. 01:02:46.940 --> 01:02:49.220 There's so many unbelievably bad attempts 01:02:49.220 --> 01:02:50.540 to cheat the stock market 01:02:50.540 --> 01:02:53.740 but I've picked out a few of my all-time favorites. 01:02:53.740 --> 01:02:55.820 A quick thanks to Tigger for sponsoring. 01:02:55.820 --> 01:02:59.020 Yo, I also feel like I could just get away with it. 01:03:00.340 --> 01:03:02.700 Is that crazy? 01:03:02.700 --> 01:03:04.140 I feel like it's not hard. 01:03:04.140 --> 01:03:05.740 Like, we're gonna watch this 01:03:05.740 --> 01:03:07.540 and I think I'm gonna be proven wrong. 01:03:07.540 --> 01:03:10.540 I feel like I'd be able to get away with insider trading. 01:03:12.420 --> 01:03:13.660 That's cocky. 01:03:13.660 --> 01:03:16.220 I feel like I could get away with insider trading. 01:03:16.220 --> 01:03:19.020 I feel like there's a way to tell someone 01:03:19.020 --> 01:03:21.200 to tell someone to tell someone that doesn't really 01:03:21.200 --> 01:03:23.040 loop back to you. 01:03:23.040 --> 01:03:24.640 And then you like rope it back. 01:03:24.640 --> 01:03:27.880 Like Markiplier, bro, Markiplier buying a percentage 01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:30.920 of GoPro is not insider trading. 01:03:32.320 --> 01:03:37.320 Like, I, yo, being dead ass, I, like, 01:03:38.380 --> 01:03:41.220 he's just supporting a company that he likes 01:03:41.220 --> 01:03:42.660 and also works with. 01:03:44.080 --> 01:03:46.480 That's not insider trading. 01:03:46.480 --> 01:03:47.320 Is that? 01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:48.640 No, thanks, though. 01:03:48.640 --> 01:03:53.640 Like, if you do an ad, like, like if I do an ad for Apple, 01:03:54.100 --> 01:03:55.340 I would never do an ad for Apple. 01:03:55.340 --> 01:03:56.780 Apple doesn't sponsor people. 01:03:56.780 --> 01:03:59.340 If I did an ad for Apple, obviously I'm gonna invest 01:03:59.340 --> 01:04:01.740 in the company that I'm promoting, 01:04:01.740 --> 01:04:03.820 because it's like, why would you not be like, 01:04:03.820 --> 01:04:05.620 oh, I wanna prove into the success of this? 01:04:05.620 --> 01:04:07.660 I don't think Markiplier was insider trading. 01:04:07.660 --> 01:04:08.660 Okay, so back to, 01:04:08.660 --> 01:04:10.100 I think Markiplier is just rich enough 01:04:10.100 --> 01:04:12.820 to buy 10% of the company. 01:04:12.820 --> 01:04:14.580 Chris Collins, this scandal 01:04:14.580 --> 01:04:16.260 is such an excellent starting point 01:04:16.260 --> 01:04:19.840 because it helps us understand the architecture of the typical 01:04:19.840 --> 01:04:24.800 only if you don't work at the company also not true because a lot of the time when you work at companies 01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:28.420 part of your payment is their stocks 01:04:28.420 --> 01:04:32.900 it's not insider trading to invest in a company that you work at 01:04:32.900 --> 01:04:34.100 insider trading 01:04:34.100 --> 01:04:38.060 because half of your payment package might be stocks in that company 01:04:38.060 --> 01:04:38.860 this game 01:04:38.860 --> 01:04:42.500 Chris Collins represented New York's 27th district 01:04:42.500 --> 01:04:44.260 and at the same time he was a direct 01:04:44.260 --> 01:04:45.460 you jack video alright 01:04:45.460 --> 01:04:52.500 actor and one of the largest shareholders of innate immunotherapeutics. 01:04:52.500 --> 01:04:59.820 It was an Australian biopharmaceuticals company with just one major product, MIS416. 01:04:59.820 --> 01:05:04.420 It's a drug that aims to provide symptom relief to patients with secondary progressive 01:05:04.420 --> 01:05:06.380 multiple sclerosis. 01:05:06.380 --> 01:05:13.420 The phase 2b clinical trial began in October of 2014 and the entire fate of the company 01:05:13.420 --> 01:05:14.900 rested on its success. 01:05:14.900 --> 01:05:25.900 If the results of that trial showed that the drug was ineffective, then the company was practically worthless and the stock would decline violently in price. 01:05:25.900 --> 01:05:36.900 On the 9th of June 2017, innate CEO emailed the board of directors, including Chris Collins, informing them that the trial results would be known on the 22nd of that month. 01:05:36.900 --> 01:05:41.700 Chris Collins knew that he'd be attending a congressional picnic at the White House, 01:05:41.700 --> 01:05:46.180 but so what? He was confident that the trial would be a success. 01:05:46.180 --> 01:05:49.940 On the evening of the 22nd, a number of politicians gathered on the south 01:05:49.940 --> 01:05:55.140 lawn of the White House, with President Donald Trump scheduled to speak at about 7.30pm. 01:05:55.940 --> 01:06:01.380 At 6.55pm, Chris Collins receives an email notification on his phone. 01:06:01.380 --> 01:06:07.380 It's from the CEO of innate immunotherapeutics, addressed to the directors of the company. 01:06:07.380 --> 01:06:08.260 It said, 01:06:08.260 --> 01:06:10.420 I have bad news to report. 01:06:10.980 --> 01:06:16.100 The results for the clinical trial showed no statistically significant difference in outcomes 01:06:16.100 --> 01:06:19.860 between MIS 416 and a placebo. 01:06:19.860 --> 01:06:21.540 Or in other words, the drug. 01:06:21.540 --> 01:06:24.660 And but yo, yo, I'm not defending this guy. 01:06:24.660 --> 01:06:27.860 But like, I'm reading that and I'm going, 01:06:27.860 --> 01:06:31.460 I could pull all of my money out right now and be fine. 01:06:36.100 --> 01:06:39.140 Like, you know how much of an urge you would have to resist? 01:06:39.140 --> 01:06:43.460 You could be like, I could just save myself $600,000 right now 01:06:44.340 --> 01:06:45.540 if I just pull out. 01:06:46.740 --> 01:06:47.700 That the entire- 01:06:47.700 --> 01:06:48.500 Pause. 01:06:48.500 --> 01:06:51.780 Higher company dependent on was a complete- 01:06:51.780 --> 01:06:52.900 We gotta show you're rich. 01:06:52.900 --> 01:06:54.660 What are you talking about, cool ferret? 01:06:54.660 --> 01:06:56.660 That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. 01:06:56.660 --> 01:06:58.900 Take it out of some only, by the way. Are there mods in chat? 01:07:00.100 --> 01:07:03.460 Failure. This information was obviously very sa- 01:07:03.460 --> 01:07:05.780 You're rich Joe, stop being a dick. I'm not being a dick! 01:07:05.780 --> 01:07:10.900 Tensitive, so innate also asked the ASX to halt trading in the stock. 01:07:10.900 --> 01:07:15.540 The public would find out about the trial results in four days on the 26th, 01:07:15.540 --> 01:07:21.620 so pausing trading helps prevent insiders like directors from dumping their shares onto investors 01:07:21.620 --> 01:07:29.860 who haven't been fully informed yet. At 7 10 p.m. Chris Collins replies to the CEO's email saying, 01:07:29.860 --> 01:07:37.460 wow, makes no sense. How are these results even possible? Unsurprisingly, he was not happy. He 01:07:37.460 --> 01:07:44.820 owns nearly 17% of the company, a stake. All right, bro, you really can't, you really can't 01:07:44.820 --> 01:07:50.180 stop. Like he actually, did he sell all of his shares? Did he sell all of his shares and 01:07:50.180 --> 01:07:54.820 think that they that wouldn't be like a red flag worth tens of millions of dollars 01:07:54.820 --> 01:08:01.780 he's the highest shareholder about one minute later chris attempts to call his son 01:08:01.780 --> 01:08:10.660 Cameron is 16 a lot yeah to own 17 of a company a publicly traded company 01:08:10.660 --> 01:08:17.700 that's like unheard of for most for most stocks like you could buy like 80 million dollars of 01:08:17.700 --> 01:08:22.700 Nvidia and you would own a fraction of a percentage of the company like owning 01:08:22.700 --> 01:08:30.020 That's why it was like a big deal when Markiplier poured like 15 million or whatever it was into GoPro and bought like 8% or 12% of it 01:08:30.020 --> 01:08:33.320 Or whatever it was because it's like that's like a reasonable size 01:08:33.820 --> 01:08:35.820 He doesn't answer 01:08:38.860 --> 01:08:40.860 So he tries again 01:08:41.200 --> 01:08:43.200 Still no answer. Yeah 01:08:43.200 --> 01:08:46.920 Nitro said 0.1% of Apple is 115 million. 01:08:46.920 --> 01:08:50.800 But that's also like one of the biggest companies traded in the stock market. 01:08:50.800 --> 01:08:53.320 But he doesn't give up. 01:08:53.320 --> 01:08:58.960 Between 7-11 and 7-16 PM, there are six unanswered calls between them. 01:08:58.960 --> 01:09:03.760 And at 7-16 PM, the 7th finally connects. 01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:10.080 They spoke for about six minutes and CBS caught the call while covering the White House event. 01:09:10.080 --> 01:09:17.200 We don't know exactly what was said on the call, but considering what happened next, I think it's pretty obvious. 01:09:19.360 --> 01:09:24.080 Cameron Collins drove to his fiance's parents' house to see Stephen Sakski. 01:09:25.200 --> 01:09:32.320 They arrived at 9.17pm, and 17 minutes later, Sakski's wife was on the phone with her broker, 01:09:32.320 --> 01:09:37.520 selling 30,000 shares right before the trading halt went into effect. 01:09:37.520 --> 01:09:46.220 The next morning, Zasky texted his sister, call me ASAP, and then call me immediately. 01:09:46.220 --> 01:09:52.160 When they spoke, he told her she needed to sell her innate shares and to not ask why. 01:09:52.160 --> 01:09:57.000 Unfortunately, her broker couldn't execute the order due to the trading holds. 01:09:57.000 --> 01:10:01.720 Cameron, meanwhile, had already found a way around it. 01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:02.720 There were some shi- 01:10:02.720 --> 01:10:25.360 You're telling me, you're telling me I work at one of these companies and I can't fucking hire a carrier pigeon to deliver messages by mail so I don't meet them in person. I don't text them. I don't call them. There's nothing on camera and they sell their share. And I train the pigeon to deliver this message to my friend and I go, you need to sell your Nvidia shares. 01:10:27.360 --> 01:10:28.560 You smoke signals. 01:10:30.680 --> 01:10:32.200 Start a fire in the streets. 01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:44.040 There's still trading on what's called an over-the-counter market. 01:10:44.040 --> 01:10:48.400 It's like spelling it out. 01:10:48.400 --> 01:10:59.080 U-N-E-E-D-T-O. 01:10:59.080 --> 01:11:04.640 side markers, and it's American, so it was outside the ASX trading holds. Between the 01:11:04.640 --> 01:11:15.800 morning of the 23rd and the close on the 26th of June, Cameron sold about 1.4 million shares. 01:11:15.800 --> 01:11:19.880 The results went public that night, and the next day, in 8th... 01:11:19.880 --> 01:11:20.880 Eeeeee... 01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:21.880 Eeeeee... 01:11:21.880 --> 01:11:22.880 Eeeeee... 01:11:22.880 --> 01:11:23.880 Eeeeee... 01:11:23.880 --> 01:11:24.880 Doc fell... 01:11:24.880 --> 01:11:26.720 God, that looks like a crypto fucking rugpaw. 01:11:26.720 --> 01:11:27.720 92%. 01:11:27.720 --> 01:11:31.800 percent. In total, eight people were fed- 01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:37.560 Oh my god, toad! For the 41 month sub, the government is coming to get me. Can I come hide at your place? 01:11:38.280 --> 01:11:41.080 Inside information. Yeah, sure. Were you doing insider trading? 01:11:41.080 --> 01:11:48.920 And that stemmed from Chris Collins, and their trades allowed them to avoid $768,000 in losses. 01:11:48.920 --> 01:11:52.360 It took about a- No, just getting deported. Oh, dead ass. 01:11:52.360 --> 01:11:57.080 Year for the DOJ to build their case, and in August 2018, Chris- 01:11:57.080 --> 01:11:58.440 I thought you lived in Canada. 01:11:58.440 --> 01:12:00.440 Collins, Cameron Collins, and Stevens. 01:12:00.440 --> 01:12:02.680 Are you actually living in a- you're getting deported? 01:12:03.560 --> 01:12:08.280 Daski, we're charged with 10 criminal counts, including securities fraud. 01:12:08.280 --> 01:12:08.920 You're lying. 01:12:10.760 --> 01:12:13.400 I've been hiding out in the States for a few years. 01:12:14.920 --> 01:12:16.120 I'm deadass. 01:12:16.120 --> 01:12:17.160 Have you actually? 01:12:19.080 --> 01:12:20.920 Bro, I thought you lived in Canada. 01:12:21.560 --> 01:12:24.200 I thought you lived in like the middle of nowhere in Canada. 01:12:25.880 --> 01:12:26.760 What the fuck? 01:12:27.080 --> 01:12:33.780 Why have an American wife? Oh well I wish you the best man. I'm sorry that you're fucking gone through that. 01:12:35.080 --> 01:12:36.080 Oh my god. 01:12:38.080 --> 01:12:40.080 You have a free toad bro come on. 01:12:42.080 --> 01:12:43.080 Why am I fraud? 01:12:43.080 --> 01:12:51.080 Oh so I can't actually come hide out with you. Oh no that would be very bad if you're actually getting deported and you come to hide out with me. 01:12:52.080 --> 01:12:56.080 You're also openly having this exchange with me in front of 14,000 people. 01:12:57.080 --> 01:13:08.080 So I think if you were, you're also openly having this exchange with me in front of 14,000 people saying that you need to hide with me. 01:13:08.080 --> 01:13:10.080 Whatever they're not looking. 01:13:10.080 --> 01:13:11.080 And false. 01:13:11.080 --> 01:13:12.080 No one's gonna snitch. 01:13:12.080 --> 01:13:13.080 Yeah, okay. 01:13:13.080 --> 01:13:14.080 Nobody here's gonna snitch. 01:13:14.080 --> 01:13:25.080 They pled not guilty at first, but in 2019, Collins resigned from Congress and pled guilty to conspiracy to commit securities fraud and lying to law enforcement. 01:13:25.080 --> 01:13:27.560 He was sentenced to 26 months in prison 01:13:28.560 --> 01:13:36.960 Which I'm sure he served in full. Oh, wait, hang on a minute. Looks like he surrendered to prison in October 2020 01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:38.240 and 01:13:38.240 --> 01:13:41.120 Two months later he received a presidential pardon 01:13:43.440 --> 01:13:45.440 From Trump and was 01:13:47.360 --> 01:13:49.360 Okay, released. Oh 01:13:50.560 --> 01:13:54.840 Okay, hmm, so you're the guy in the photo. I am the guy in the photo 01:13:55.080 --> 01:13:58.880 Two men who've kind of hidden behind some cars one, see me. 01:13:58.880 --> 01:13:59.580 God, bro. 01:13:59.580 --> 01:14:03.480 It really is just like pulling favors to get like people's like 01:14:04.480 --> 01:14:07.180 hands to have people in your hands. 01:14:07.880 --> 01:14:09.080 It's like, that's what he does. 01:14:09.080 --> 01:14:11.380 Like hold do it'll be like I scratch your back. 01:14:11.380 --> 01:14:12.880 Now you have to fucking help me. 01:14:13.780 --> 01:14:15.080 And it's like, you're going to toss. 01:14:15.080 --> 01:14:16.180 You're going to toss about my way. 01:14:16.180 --> 01:14:17.580 You're going to do this my way. 01:14:17.780 --> 01:14:19.080 You're going to help me out in this way. 01:14:19.080 --> 01:14:22.180 You need to be handing an envelope to the other man. 01:14:22.180 --> 01:14:25.180 of the in a capture insider trading in action. 01:14:26.060 --> 01:14:28.180 This is the story of a man who threw away 01:14:28.180 --> 01:14:30.860 a 30 year accounting career. 01:14:30.860 --> 01:14:33.700 Sorry, just real quick before we get into this. 01:14:33.700 --> 01:14:37.580 Just shave the head, okay. 01:14:37.580 --> 01:14:39.320 It's too far gone. 01:14:39.320 --> 01:14:41.220 I need this, I need to say this. 01:14:41.220 --> 01:14:45.380 There's an old man haircut you could rock 01:14:45.380 --> 01:14:49.060 and who's the one guy in fallout, the show? 01:14:50.500 --> 01:14:52.020 He really does it well. 01:14:52.020 --> 01:14:57.020 Walton Goggins, Walton Goggins, editor, image of Walton Goggins. 01:14:58.380 --> 01:15:02.640 Sexy man, has a very bad hairline, and it works. 01:15:02.640 --> 01:15:06.340 This, no bueno, shave the head. 01:15:06.340 --> 01:15:08.700 So that he could get tickets to a Bruce Springsteen. 01:15:08.700 --> 01:15:10.460 And you better fucking do it, editor. 01:15:10.460 --> 01:15:11.660 You better fucking do it. 01:15:11.660 --> 01:15:13.380 I don't rewatch a lot of my fucking videos, 01:15:13.380 --> 01:15:14.820 but I saw one the other day where I was like, 01:15:14.820 --> 01:15:15.860 I throw up an image of this, 01:15:15.860 --> 01:15:17.060 and you just put up text that said, 01:15:17.060 --> 01:15:18.700 no, I'm not doing that, I'm too lazy. 01:15:18.700 --> 01:15:21.380 So sometimes, sometimes you gotta actually fucking 01:15:21.380 --> 01:15:23.780 throw up the image of Walton Goggins, okay fucker? 01:15:23.780 --> 01:15:25.580 In concerts. 01:15:25.580 --> 01:15:31.180 Okay, that might be a slight oversimplification, so let me explain what happens. 01:15:31.180 --> 01:15:33.580 Scott London was a partner at the account- 01:15:33.580 --> 01:15:34.580 Walton Goggins. 01:15:34.580 --> 01:15:36.580 That's, oh sorry, I was saying Walton. 01:15:36.580 --> 01:15:42.080 In firm KPMG, he personally oversaw the auditing of many very big c- 01:15:42.080 --> 01:15:43.080 It's Walter? 01:15:43.080 --> 01:15:44.580 I don't know what his name is. 01:15:44.580 --> 01:15:45.780 Companies, which- 01:15:45.780 --> 01:15:46.780 Shut up! 01:15:46.780 --> 01:15:47.780 I need to pay attention. 01:15:47.780 --> 01:15:48.780 Blame what happens. 01:15:48.780 --> 01:15:50.380 Scott London was a partner- 01:15:50.380 --> 01:15:51.180 Yo, be back. 01:15:51.180 --> 01:15:52.620 Thank you for the five gifteds. 01:15:52.620 --> 01:15:53.900 Vee and Nock for the sub. 01:15:53.900 --> 01:15:56.900 Agus, Space Broke, a cult for the five gifteds. 01:15:56.900 --> 01:15:57.820 Bloody for the tier two. 01:15:57.820 --> 01:16:00.020 Denny and Platinum, F1, Mila. 01:16:00.020 --> 01:16:01.580 Kledis, Denny. 01:16:01.580 --> 01:16:02.660 Nick, Thoth for the sub. 01:16:02.660 --> 01:16:03.700 Toad, thank you for the sub again. 01:16:03.700 --> 01:16:05.020 Mason, thank you for the five gifteds. 01:16:05.020 --> 01:16:08.820 Elphil, Mollecor, KT, Drain, Naki, Louis, Holly, 01:16:08.820 --> 01:16:10.500 Sasquatch, Isaac Sill. 01:16:10.500 --> 01:16:12.060 Panic rabbit, Jane for the sub. 01:16:12.060 --> 01:16:16.420 Sweet Sam, Mom, Moldy, Mel, 10, Luke, Alfie, Halo. 01:16:16.420 --> 01:16:19.540 LeBron, TT, Foud, Jaden, Jackie, Cupcake for the sub. 01:16:19.540 --> 01:16:29.420 At the accounting firm KPMG, he personally oversaw the auditing of many very big companies, 01:16:29.420 --> 01:16:34.300 which gave him access to financial statements and results that hadn't been announced publicly 01:16:34.300 --> 01:16:35.500 yet. 01:16:35.500 --> 01:16:41.060 Sometime around 2010, London's friend Brian Shaw came to him with a proposal. 01:16:41.060 --> 01:16:44.780 He goes, hey, I know a way that we can both make a little bit of money. 01:16:44.780 --> 01:16:50.180 Shaw's idea was for London to feed him information about companies that were about to announce 01:16:50.180 --> 01:16:52.060 their quarterly earnings. 01:16:52.060 --> 01:16:55.900 If the results were going to be better than the market expected, then he could buy shares 01:16:55.900 --> 01:17:00.700 in the company before the release and sell them after for a profit. 01:17:00.700 --> 01:17:03.220 The main initial reaction was that, you know, I was joking. 01:17:03.220 --> 01:17:05.860 I just, you know, I said, well, I mean, we can't do that. 01:17:05.860 --> 01:17:10.900 Shaw ran a family jewelry business that was hit hard by the global financial crisis. 01:17:10.900 --> 01:17:26.580 He was struggling, and London wanted to help him out, so he agreed. 01:17:26.580 --> 01:17:32.740 On the 28th of October 2010, Deckers was scheduled to report their third quarter results at Market 01:17:32.740 --> 01:17:33.740 Close. 01:17:33.740 --> 01:17:36.420 London had already seen the press release. 01:17:36.420 --> 01:17:43.740 Decker's had grown sales by 22% and earnings per share by 24%, both higher than investors 01:17:43.740 --> 01:17:45.300 were anticipating. 01:17:45.300 --> 01:17:51.020 London passed the tip to Shaw, who bought 25 call options on the stock just hours before 01:17:51.020 --> 01:17:52.300 the announcement. 01:17:52.300 --> 01:17:57.500 As expected, the stock jumped 7% and the bet made a small profit. 01:17:57.500 --> 01:18:04.300 The exact same day, Shaw bought 35 call options on another company, Herbalife. 01:18:04.300 --> 01:18:09.780 was announcing it's see I feel like the this is how the like you hear about these 01:18:09.780 --> 01:18:15.300 is people being like egregious with the amount that they're fucking doing but if 01:18:15.300 --> 01:18:22.860 you did like this one time I don't think they're fucking looking into you is that 01:18:22.860 --> 01:18:29.100 crazy to say like I think if you're if you're at the point like obviously if 01:18:29.100 --> 01:18:31.660 he's doing this with Herbalife and like five other companies they're gonna go 01:18:31.660 --> 01:18:38.740 this is suspicious hours before. But if you do this, if you're doing this and you go, okay, 01:18:38.740 --> 01:18:43.620 one company I invest in, you go, oh, I was just reading up on it, Q3 earnings three days 01:18:43.620 --> 01:18:50.940 later. And when it did, the stock rose 3%, another profitable trade. Over about 18 months, 01:18:50.940 --> 01:18:57.300 they repeated the scheme at least 14 times, generating at least $700,000 in profits to 01:18:57.300 --> 01:19:03.500 Bro, but I feel like you could just have like one banger bet, no? 01:19:03.500 --> 01:19:11.100 Instead of having to do like 14 micro bets, just have one fucking really crazy call. 01:19:11.100 --> 01:19:12.820 And then just dip. 01:19:12.820 --> 01:19:16.340 And if they like really look into it, you're like, it's like a one off thing. 01:19:16.340 --> 01:19:17.340 There's no repetition. 01:19:17.340 --> 01:19:19.660 There's no proof that you're getting fed information. 01:19:19.660 --> 01:19:20.660 Sure. 01:19:20.660 --> 01:19:22.420 Some of it was shared with London. 01:19:22.420 --> 01:19:26.340 They'd made on side streets near Shaw's jewelry business and he'd hand over bags 01:19:26.340 --> 01:19:34.100 of cash in $10,000 bundles. Shaw also compensated him with gifts, including a Rolex Daytona worth 01:19:34.100 --> 01:19:42.420 about $12,000 and concert tickets. Shaw reckons he spent between $25,000 and $45,000 on tickets for 01:19:42.420 --> 01:19:48.020 the two of them, including to a Bruce Springsteen concert. In December of that year, London- 01:19:48.020 --> 01:19:54.180 I think that's the problem too, is that it's your close friend. It'd be like me giving Chris 01:19:54.180 --> 01:20:00.820 like information about like Twitch or like Amazon or like some company that I knew, you know. 01:20:02.980 --> 01:20:07.700 It's like you guys are hanging out and it's like, oh, this guy's investing in all the companies that 01:20:07.700 --> 01:20:12.420 you work with. That's weird. Right versus you telling this guy who tells a guy who tells a guy 01:20:12.420 --> 01:20:18.180 then they pay you. It's sure off to a huge merger that was taking place. United Rentals, 01:20:18.180 --> 01:20:24.100 the nation's largest equipment retail company is set to acquire RSC Holdings Inc. for 1.9 01:20:24.180 --> 01:20:32.020 billion dollars. Shaw bought 27,000 shares of RSC that day before the announcement and 01:20:32.020 --> 01:20:38.580 made almost $200,000 when the stock surged. A few months later, they did the same thing 01:20:38.580 --> 01:20:46.660 with Pacific Capitals merger, making more than $365,000. It all began falling apart around 01:20:46.660 --> 01:20:53.600 In July 2012, when Shaw's broker, Fidelity, put a hold on his investment accounts. 01:20:53.600 --> 01:20:59.220 Shaw panicked and rang London, telling him that their insider trading had been discovered. 01:20:59.220 --> 01:21:01.540 But London told him to relax. 01:21:01.540 --> 01:21:06.780 Insider trading, he said, was like counting cards at the casino in Las Vegas. 01:21:06.780 --> 01:21:11.140 If you got caught, they'd simply ask you to leave because they couldn't prove 01:21:11.140 --> 01:21:12.140 it. 01:21:12.140 --> 01:21:17.940 The problem with London's little analogy there is that counting cards isn't a federal crime. 01:21:17.940 --> 01:21:22.340 And the FBI will have all the proof it needs if they can catch you with your hand in the 01:21:22.340 --> 01:21:24.340 honey pot. 01:21:24.340 --> 01:21:30.300 The investigation began around the time Fidelity froze Shaw's account, so he had every reason 01:21:30.300 --> 01:21:31.300 to panic. 01:21:31.300 --> 01:21:35.180 In early 2013, he was confronted by the US Attorney's Office. 01:21:35.180 --> 01:21:39.560 I don't understand why they're doing money handoffs in front of like car dealerships 01:21:39.560 --> 01:21:41.020 in fast food places. 01:21:41.020 --> 01:21:44.300 Are they close friends that go to concerts and golf together? 01:21:44.300 --> 01:21:47.660 Why couldn't he just bring the money to his house and be like, we were just having beers 01:21:47.660 --> 01:21:48.660 that night. 01:21:48.660 --> 01:21:55.500 Like, I don't, why are you like in public doing like a sneaky like envelope trade of 01:21:55.500 --> 01:21:56.500 like 80 grand? 01:21:56.500 --> 01:22:00.500 Like you just be like, oh, I was just going to hang out with them. 01:22:00.500 --> 01:22:02.660 And a grade two snitch on London. 01:22:02.660 --> 01:22:08.580 He came in without any deals and he decided to go forward with the government fully, 01:22:08.580 --> 01:22:10.380 completely and truthfully. 01:22:10.380 --> 01:22:13.180 he started recording their phone calls. 01:22:13.180 --> 01:22:15.880 One of the more interesting exchanges involves Herbalife. 01:22:15.880 --> 01:22:19.780 London allegedly tipped off Shaw that Herbalife should beat earnings in February 01:22:19.780 --> 01:22:21.480 and that should send the stock up. 01:22:21.480 --> 01:22:24.380 But quote, he was concerned about hedge fund manager Bill Ackman 01:22:24.380 --> 01:22:26.080 driving down the price of the stock. 01:22:26.080 --> 01:22:28.780 I wish you would have known that he was going to release that 01:22:28.780 --> 01:22:30.380 and we could have made some money. 01:22:30.380 --> 01:22:33.980 London responded, yeah, that would have been nice. 01:22:33.980 --> 01:22:34.880 The FBI. 01:22:34.880 --> 01:22:38.680 And it's also just the rate of success that raises suspicion. 01:22:38.680 --> 01:22:43.680 Like, if you have create, like, why not just purposefully bud, you know? 01:22:44.180 --> 01:22:48.680 God, I feel like I know I would fail if I tried to insider trade, 01:22:48.680 --> 01:22:51.680 and I don't think you should insider trade anyway. 01:22:51.680 --> 01:22:57.180 But, like, why- you're sitting here, your stock portfolio is like 10 out of 10. 01:22:57.180 --> 01:22:59.680 Every bet you make is a banger. 01:22:59.680 --> 01:23:02.680 You know, why not just toss some money away? 01:23:02.680 --> 01:23:06.680 Throw fucking 30 grand away on a bet that's horrible. 01:23:06.680 --> 01:23:08.680 Like, you know it's gonna fail. 01:23:08.680 --> 01:23:09.980 Like, do the reverse. 01:23:09.980 --> 01:23:12.980 Insider trade, but badly. 01:23:12.980 --> 01:23:15.580 Be like, I know this company's gonna fail. 01:23:15.580 --> 01:23:17.580 I'm gonna bet that it's gonna succeed. 01:23:17.580 --> 01:23:19.880 And then now my stock portfolio looks normal 01:23:19.880 --> 01:23:21.380 because I keep fucking up. 01:23:21.380 --> 01:23:24.380 I then set up two fake meetings where Shaw was given- 01:23:24.380 --> 01:23:25.980 Is that- is that stupid? 01:23:25.980 --> 01:23:28.080 I feel like that's a smart play. 01:23:28.080 --> 01:23:29.980 Like, why not be like, do the reverse? 01:23:29.980 --> 01:23:31.680 Go to the guy and go like, hey, 01:23:31.680 --> 01:23:34.780 I'm just betting on the companies that he talks to me about. 01:23:34.780 --> 01:23:36.080 He's not feeding me any info. 01:23:36.080 --> 01:23:38.760 He's just like, I know these are the companies he works with. 01:23:38.760 --> 01:23:43.200 Cash to hand to London, which is how this photo was obtained. 01:23:43.200 --> 01:23:46.640 The FBI says this photo shows London accepting five grand in cash 01:23:46.640 --> 01:23:49.600 from jeweler Brian Shaw, which London allegedly 01:23:49.600 --> 01:23:52.300 believed was his cut from profits made on a tip 01:23:52.300 --> 01:23:54.760 about decker's outdoor, which sells uggs. 01:23:54.760 --> 01:23:56.600 The feds claim tips like that made you. 01:23:56.600 --> 01:23:59.080 We're insider trading for five grand, brother. 01:23:59.080 --> 01:24:03.080 I mean, like, we really need to pick it up, you know? 01:24:03.080 --> 01:24:04.640 I feel like if you're insider trading, 01:24:04.640 --> 01:24:06.760 you gotta be making like 100k. 01:24:06.760 --> 01:24:10.480 Five grand to commit a fucking federal crime. 01:24:10.480 --> 01:24:13.240 Shaw, whose jewelry business was hit hard in the recession 01:24:13.240 --> 01:24:16.520 more than a million dollars in illegal profits. 01:24:16.520 --> 01:24:17.720 Was like, okay. 01:24:17.720 --> 01:24:20.080 That's like when you hear people like Rob a liquor store 01:24:20.080 --> 01:24:22.020 for like a hundred dollars. 01:24:22.880 --> 01:24:26.440 Oh, sorry, we emptied the cash register earlier. 01:24:26.440 --> 01:24:27.440 What's my wife? 01:24:27.440 --> 01:24:30.440 So you're committing aggravated armed robbery 01:24:30.440 --> 01:24:33.160 for fucking $45. 01:24:33.160 --> 01:24:35.800 and a free bottle of fucking Jack Daniels. 01:24:35.800 --> 01:24:38.080 I say, what are my friends gonna say? 01:24:38.080 --> 01:24:39.840 Oh, I'm gonna lose my job. 01:24:39.840 --> 01:24:42.760 Oh, I'm gonna go to prison. 01:24:42.760 --> 01:24:45.760 London pled guilty to one count of securities fraud 01:24:45.760 --> 01:24:48.400 and was sentenced to 14 months in prison. 01:24:48.400 --> 01:24:50.720 Brian Shaw was sentenced to five months 01:24:50.720 --> 01:24:55.360 and had already paid the SEC about $1.9 million in- 01:24:55.360 --> 01:24:57.800 Oh! 01:24:57.800 --> 01:25:00.160 So did he lose money overall? 01:25:00.160 --> 01:25:02.200 Discouragement and penalties. 01:25:02.200 --> 01:25:03.480 Was it for the thrill? 01:25:03.480 --> 01:25:05.140 No, it wasn't exciting at all. 01:25:05.140 --> 01:25:06.960 More than anything, it was a nuisance. 01:25:06.960 --> 01:25:09.440 All right, that story was a lot of dates and numbers, 01:25:09.440 --> 01:25:11.000 so as a pellet cleanser, 01:25:11.000 --> 01:25:14.320 let me show you one of the dumbest insider trading attempts 01:25:14.320 --> 01:25:15.160 I've found. 01:25:16.120 --> 01:25:17.240 I call this one, 01:25:17.240 --> 01:25:19.400 I feel like I could just so easily, 01:25:19.400 --> 01:25:23.120 I feel like insider trading on sports is the best. 01:25:25.440 --> 01:25:27.080 Go fucking, yo, Shohei, 01:25:27.080 --> 01:25:29.600 go chunk some balls into the fucking, 01:25:29.600 --> 01:25:32.760 Go chunk some balls into the left field stands, bro. 01:25:32.760 --> 01:25:35.320 Hit some fouls and strike out for me. 01:25:35.320 --> 01:25:36.640 Why don't ya? 01:25:36.640 --> 01:25:40.880 Like, you know somebody that's gonna go take a fight 01:25:40.880 --> 01:25:42.480 and you're like, and you just go, 01:25:42.480 --> 01:25:44.560 oh, okay, you're gonna throw. 01:25:44.560 --> 01:25:46.160 You're gonna jail. 01:25:46.160 --> 01:25:47.760 Yeah, it would be really suspicious. 01:25:47.760 --> 01:25:50.000 Why are you betting against your friend? 01:25:50.000 --> 01:25:51.520 Why are you putting 20 grand 01:25:51.520 --> 01:25:54.360 that your friend gets knocked out round one? 01:25:54.360 --> 01:25:55.200 Don't ya? 01:25:55.200 --> 01:25:56.040 Shohei did that? 01:25:56.040 --> 01:25:57.760 No, Shohei made some sketchy bets 01:25:57.760 --> 01:25:59.280 that his translator made. 01:26:00.440 --> 01:26:03.480 No, Shohei's translator made those bets. 01:26:03.480 --> 01:26:06.240 Why Shohei's translator had access to his bank account 01:26:06.240 --> 01:26:08.600 and millions of dollars to place these bets? 01:26:08.600 --> 01:26:09.440 I have no idea. 01:26:11.280 --> 01:26:15.960 Ask Google for instructions on how to commit a felony. 01:26:15.960 --> 01:26:18.760 In 2016, Fei Yang got information 01:26:18.760 --> 01:26:21.000 about two corporate mergers from his- 01:26:21.000 --> 01:26:22.040 Who the hell is Shohei? 01:26:22.040 --> 01:26:23.880 Wow. 01:26:23.880 --> 01:26:27.600 the best baseball player of all time, arguably? 01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:32.240 Wife who was a lawyer working on the deals. 01:26:32.240 --> 01:26:34.040 The first was Mattress Firm, 01:26:34.040 --> 01:26:36.120 which was being acquired by the company 01:26:36.120 --> 01:26:38.120 Steinhulf International. 01:26:38.120 --> 01:26:41.360 Yann opened a brokerage account in his mother's name. 01:26:41.360 --> 01:26:42.840 Very arguably. 01:26:42.840 --> 01:26:44.400 Yeah, I would say, well, most people would say, 01:26:44.400 --> 01:26:46.720 yeah, he's like the first two-way player 01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:49.200 that's just fucking insane. 01:26:49.200 --> 01:26:51.480 Isn't his contract like a billion dollars? 01:26:51.480 --> 01:26:58.680 The first was Mattress Firm, which was being acquired by the company Steinhulf International. 01:26:58.680 --> 01:27:04.240 Yann opened a brokerage account in his mother's name and bought about 300 shares of Mattress 01:27:04.240 --> 01:27:07.600 Firm stock for around $31 a share. 01:27:07.600 --> 01:27:13.280 Weeks later, when the acquisition was made public, the stock jumped 114%, netting Yann 01:27:13.280 --> 01:27:16.760 a $9,700 profit. 01:27:16.760 --> 01:27:19.640 That's like not suspicious though. 01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:27.580 A year, Yann's wife's firm began drafting a merger agreement for Cibania Gold to take over steel water mining. 01:27:27.580 --> 01:27:33.240 Yann bought call options to bet on steel water stock rising as the negotiations went on, 01:27:33.240 --> 01:27:38.980 and when the deal was announced, dumped the entire position for a profit of about 110,000 gold. 01:27:38.980 --> 01:27:40.060 That's suspicious! 01:27:40.060 --> 01:27:43.620 Yann's internet history revealed Google searches during the month. 01:27:43.620 --> 01:27:58.620 How SEC detects unusual trades, insider trading international accounts. 01:27:58.620 --> 01:28:07.460 That included how SEC detects unusual trade and insider trading with international accounts. 01:28:07.460 --> 01:28:12.860 While browsing, he opened up an article titled US Insider Trading Enforcement Goes Global. 01:28:12.860 --> 01:28:19.420 Dude, that's like what's that one murder case where the guy was like googling how to like cut up bodies or something 01:28:19.900 --> 01:28:23.140 He was like he was pleading not guilty and they pull up like his 01:28:24.140 --> 01:28:28.360 Non-private Google search and it's like how to chop up how to hide a body 01:28:28.820 --> 01:28:31.780 What is the penalty of of killing someone? 01:28:32.580 --> 01:28:40.380 Like it's just how to get away with murder like why are you googling that at like the day before 01:28:40.380 --> 01:28:48.380 for somebody dies. And my personal favorite, want to commit insider trading, here's how not to do it. 01:28:49.660 --> 01:28:55.180 If only Yan had read that article before committing the most obvious securities fraud. 01:28:55.180 --> 01:29:02.060 The SEC saw the two profitable trades were both linked to the same law firm, and in July 2017 01:29:02.060 --> 01:29:07.500 he was charged with two counts of securities fraud and one count of wire fraud. He forfeited 01:29:07.500 --> 01:29:13.020 he's a hundred and twenty thousand dollar profit and was sentenced to 15 months in prison. His wife 01:29:13.020 --> 01:29:18.620 was never charged. The court filing seemed to imply that she didn't know that her husband was going 01:29:18.620 --> 01:29:24.700 behind her back with information she'd shared with him. Spouses naturally talk about their work 01:29:24.700 --> 01:29:31.020 with each other which is why I thought that was going to be an ad. It's one of the most 01:29:31.020 --> 01:29:37.260 common types of insider trading. They mostly involve small amounts of money but the emails 01:29:37.260 --> 01:29:43.460 text messages and divorces make them some of the funniest stories. 01:29:43.460 --> 01:29:49.380 On the 6th of July 2010, Aeon Corporation agreed to merge with Hewitt Associates in what would 01:29:49.380 --> 01:29:52.340 be a $4.9 billion deal. 01:29:52.340 --> 01:29:58.420 One of the Aeon executives made a 12 minute call to her husband, Jason Hanald, to share 01:29:58.420 --> 01:30:00.100 the news. 01:30:00.100 --> 01:30:03.300 About 20 minutes later, she sent an email to her husband. 01:30:03.300 --> 01:30:10.860 Don't send any emails about what I just told you a minute later. Hannel's replies. I won't no need 01:30:10.860 --> 01:30:13.560 I only wish I'd bought their stock 01:30:13.940 --> 01:30:19.520 I'm sure Hannel that's not insider trading though was just joking about the idea of using 01:30:19.900 --> 01:30:21.900 Confidential information to make a quick buck 01:30:22.260 --> 01:30:25.240 But the SEC didn't find it all that funny 01:30:25.740 --> 01:30:28.880 Probably because less than a day later Hannel deposited 01:30:28.880 --> 01:30:38.000 $28,000 into his Scott trade account and bought 831 shares of Hewitt for $34.25 a share. 01:30:38.000 --> 01:30:43.440 Five days later, when the merger was announced, he sold everything for a $10,000 profit. 01:30:43.440 --> 01:30:50.320 Bro, that's like, knock that, like, I know 10 grand's a lot of money, but like, it's 01:30:50.320 --> 01:30:57.360 not that much for what they're committing, you know, like you're risking like, like 01:30:57.360 --> 01:31:02.520 hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties where you're gonna loot your millionaire by the way chat 01:31:02.520 --> 01:31:09.920 That's not the point you listen to me. You're doing yours. You're you're making 10 grand to potentially it find way more and be in 01:31:09.920 --> 01:31:14.740 Jail for three years. It's like I feel like if you're gonna commit insider trading like 01:31:15.400 --> 01:31:18.640 Bang out 500k, you know and then dip 01:31:19.680 --> 01:31:23.520 He was never criminally charged, but the sec made him hand back 01:31:24.560 --> 01:31:26.560 $20,000 in disgorgement 01:31:27.360 --> 01:31:32.360 He lost money for this. 01:31:32.360 --> 01:31:37.640 In 2012, Qin Hua Chen thought he'd try his luck. 01:31:37.640 --> 01:31:44.440 His wife was the senior tax director at Informatica and in June 2012 was told that the data management 01:31:44.440 --> 01:31:49.560 company would miss their quarterly revenue target it had promised to investors. 01:31:49.560 --> 01:31:53.720 She discussed the sensitive information on business calls she made while the couple 01:31:53.720 --> 01:31:56.280 drove to Reno for a vacation. 01:31:56.280 --> 01:32:02.260 Chen, who was driving, overheard enough of it, and bet against the stock, resulting in 01:32:02.260 --> 01:32:07.120 a $138,000 profit when it declined. 01:32:07.120 --> 01:32:12.000 Four years later, an airplane mechanic made a series of rookie mistakes. 01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:18.240 James Hengen's wife was a HR executive at a United Health subsidiary, working on the 01:32:18.240 --> 01:32:20.360 people's side of its merger. 01:32:20.360 --> 01:32:21.360 And from the bedroom, 01:32:21.360 --> 01:32:26.560 What would be insider trading if you knew Luigi Mangione was going to kill the CEO? 01:32:30.060 --> 01:32:32.860 Oh my god, and then you might get roped in, yeah. 01:32:33.360 --> 01:32:38.560 And then you might get roped in on like, uh, like, uh, accomplice to murder. 01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:43.260 Like, say you know Luigi Mangione and he's like, I'm going to kill the CEO of United Health there. 01:32:43.560 --> 01:32:45.660 And you bet that the stock's going to drop. 01:32:46.060 --> 01:32:50.860 Now, like, insider trading, and now they're like, you knew he was going to fucking kill him. 01:32:50.860 --> 01:32:54.860 Upstairs, he overheard two things on one of her conference calls. 01:32:54.860 --> 01:32:55.860 USM- 01:32:55.860 --> 01:32:57.860 How would you trade on that? You're not trading on his death. 01:32:57.860 --> 01:33:01.860 You would be trading that the stock would drop because the CEO gets shot. 01:33:01.860 --> 01:33:04.860 MD and the name Dr. House. 01:33:04.860 --> 01:33:09.860 Like if the CEO of NVIDIA died, NVIDIA stock would go down. 01:33:09.860 --> 01:33:15.860 A couple of Google searches later and he was able to infer that UnitedHealth was buying USM-D. 01:33:15.860 --> 01:33:22.800 a Texas healthcare company who CEO was Dr. John House. He bought more than 8,000 01:33:22.800 --> 01:33:27.380 shares of the acquisition target and then tipped his brother and three co-workers 01:33:27.380 --> 01:33:32.000 that they should all break the law too. In one text message to a co-worker he 01:33:32.000 --> 01:33:38.840 wrote, hang on to USMD because good news is coming soon. Followed the next 01:33:38.840 --> 01:33:45.260 month by big news is coming soon for USMD. Make sure you have USMD before 01:33:45.260 --> 01:33:52.420 market close another co-worker tried buying one thousand shit what if I do like a Robin Hood type thing and 01:33:53.580 --> 01:33:59.180 I go into like my Marvel rivals lobby, and I'm like hey guys not financial advice 01:33:59.180 --> 01:34:03.820 But if you really want to buy this stock it might might be good for you 01:34:04.300 --> 01:34:08.300 You know like I just start dishing out some like public advice 01:34:08.860 --> 01:34:11.940 Right so like randos in like pub matches 01:34:11.940 --> 01:34:18.560 like I'm just like I'm in like VR chat and I'm like yeah you know I really think 01:34:18.560 --> 01:34:23.780 USMD stocks gonna bang out guys I don't know I wink wink you should probably buy 01:34:23.780 --> 01:34:30.260 it you know as but accidentally put in an order for one share meaning they risked 01:34:30.260 --> 01:34:35.860 a felony conviction for a potential profit of five dollars the co-worker 01:34:35.860 --> 01:34:40.380 five dollars it eventually bump up their position to a thousand shares but 01:34:40.380 --> 01:34:45.240 But even then, the whole first scheme made Hengen, his brother and the co-workers, only 01:34:45.240 --> 01:34:47.400 $40,000 between them. 01:34:47.400 --> 01:34:52.740 Hengen did it again with another healthcare merger, this time opening his wife's notebook 01:34:52.740 --> 01:34:54.640 while she was out of the room. 01:34:54.640 --> 01:34:58.660 But I saved the best pillow talk inside a trading case for last. 01:34:58.660 --> 01:35:02.860 The Tyler Loudon case was a spectacular disaster. 01:35:02.860 --> 01:35:09.700 In 2022, his wife was working on BP's $1.3 billion acquisition of Travel Centers 01:35:09.700 --> 01:35:15.840 of America. According to Loudon's own lawyers, the couple were facing some marital stress, 01:35:15.840 --> 01:35:20.760 and the SEC said that he wanted to make enough money that she wouldn't have to work such 01:35:20.760 --> 01:35:27.120 long hours anymore. So, his genius plan to save their marriage was to use the acquisition 01:35:27.120 --> 01:35:33.000 details he'd overheard from his wife to make them a bit of profit. He liquidated his 01:35:33.000 --> 01:35:37.880 stock portfolio and bought $2 million worth of travel centre stock with... 01:35:39.700 --> 01:35:41.700 out his wife's knowledge. 01:35:41.700 --> 01:35:49.700 You have $2 million in your stock portfolio and you're sitting here saying like, 01:35:49.700 --> 01:35:53.500 I wish my wife didn't have to work such long hours, 01:35:53.500 --> 01:35:56.700 but you have $2 million in the fucking stock market. 01:35:56.700 --> 01:36:00.700 Your wife doesn't need to work 60 hours a week. 01:36:00.700 --> 01:36:03.700 She could cut back a little bit. 01:36:03.700 --> 01:36:05.700 You got money. 01:36:05.700 --> 01:36:07.700 The stock jumps nearly... 01:36:07.700 --> 01:36:14.500 like, yeah, fucking 0.1% of the United States, but still 71% when you got a little cushion to lean back on. 01:36:15.300 --> 01:36:22.980 And the deal hit the news cycle and he sold for a $1.76 million profit. When the financial regulatory 01:36:22.980 --> 01:36:30.100 body began sniffing around, Loudon confessed what he had done to his wife. And she reported him to 01:36:30.100 --> 01:36:37.060 her boss, moved out and by June, she had begun divorce proceedings. He pled guilty in 2024 and 01:36:37.060 --> 01:36:44.540 was sentenced to 24 months in prison. The unjust part is the collateral damage his wife faced. 01:36:44.540 --> 01:36:49.580 Despite reporting the breach to her BP supervisor immediately and their review of her emails 01:36:49.580 --> 01:36:53.860 finding no evidence of involvement, she was still terminated. 01:36:53.860 --> 01:36:57.860 That makes no sense. I feel like she should be able to sue for that. 01:36:57.860 --> 01:37:08.860 I couldn't possibly make an insider trading video without the Kluge-Bauer scheme. 01:37:08.860 --> 01:37:11.860 This is the Financial News Network. I'm Jessica Kordemalsch. 01:37:11.860 --> 01:37:17.860 Federal prosecutors have charged two men with an insider trading scheme that went on for 17 years. 01:37:17.860 --> 01:37:18.860 Between 9- 01:37:18.860 --> 01:37:20.860 SEVENTEEN YEARS! 01:37:20.860 --> 01:37:27.220 1994 and 2011, Matthew Kluger and Garrett Bauer operated one of the longest insider trading 01:37:27.220 --> 01:37:29.380 schemes ever prosecuted. 01:37:29.380 --> 01:37:34.340 It ended with the harshest prison sentence ever handed down for insider trading, and 01:37:34.340 --> 01:37:37.820 I'm honestly shocked this hasn't been made into a movie yet. 01:37:37.820 --> 01:37:42.980 Kluger was a summer associate at a New York law firm called Krabath Swain & Moore. 01:37:42.980 --> 01:37:48.140 He quickly became aware of how much market moving information he had access to weeks 01:37:48.140 --> 01:37:50.660 or months before it went public. 01:37:50.660 --> 01:37:55.700 One day he was explaining this to a friend who he'd worked with a few years earlier. 01:37:55.700 --> 01:38:00.580 Kenneth Robinson was a mortgage broker who'd go on to work at a venture capital firm called 01:38:00.580 --> 01:38:02.460 Wisepeck and Greer. 01:38:02.460 --> 01:38:05.780 In reaction to Kluge's unique circumstance, he said, 01:38:05.780 --> 01:38:09.940 So what you're telling me is you get to know what's going to happen before the 01:38:09.940 --> 01:38:11.740 rest of the world does. 01:38:11.740 --> 01:38:14.700 Kluger said, yeah, I guess. 01:38:14.700 --> 01:38:17.340 You could make a lot of money with that information. 01:38:17.340 --> 01:38:20.580 Kluger replied, yeah, but it's really risky. 01:38:20.580 --> 01:38:22.620 You could end up going to jail. 01:38:22.620 --> 01:38:24.260 Kluger knew that he would be the one 01:38:24.260 --> 01:38:26.180 taking the biggest risk, 01:38:26.180 --> 01:38:28.340 and as an ambitious New York attorney, 01:38:28.340 --> 01:38:30.660 would likely become exceedingly wealthy 01:38:30.660 --> 01:38:33.700 by simply staying within the bounds of the law. 01:38:33.700 --> 01:38:37.660 However, the possibility of pulling it off excited him. 01:38:37.660 --> 01:38:40.540 Kluger knew that insider trading was rampant, 01:38:40.540 --> 01:38:43.740 and told himself he wasn't stealing from anybody. 01:38:43.740 --> 01:38:44.980 As he put it later, 01:38:44.980 --> 01:38:47.940 I'm greedy, I deluded myself into believing. 01:38:47.940 --> 01:38:50.540 I mean, aren't you kind of stealing from people 01:38:50.540 --> 01:38:53.860 because the market share value that you're getting 01:38:53.860 --> 01:38:56.760 is from the losses from the other people? 01:38:57.660 --> 01:39:00.140 Like if you're gaining money in the stock market 01:39:00.140 --> 01:39:02.980 from your sales, you're doing that off the backs 01:39:02.980 --> 01:39:05.180 of the people that are then losing, 01:39:05.180 --> 01:39:06.900 which they would be losing anyway 01:39:06.900 --> 01:39:08.140 because the stock would dip, 01:39:08.140 --> 01:39:10.060 but instead of them losing the amount of money 01:39:10.060 --> 01:39:16.700 lost, I might have lost less." In that what I was doing wasn't all that bad. What made this 17-year 01:39:16.700 --> 01:39:23.340 scheme so notorious was the incredible lengths they went to to make it practically impossible for the 01:39:23.340 --> 01:39:24.700 FBI to trace. 01:39:40.060 --> 01:39:50.940 After talking with Kluger, Robinson went to a man he'd met at the firm, Garrett Bauer. 01:39:50.940 --> 01:39:56.460 Bauer was a professional stock trader, and was the perfect person to execute the trades. 01:39:56.460 --> 01:39:59.180 He bought and sold a wide number of stocks every... 01:39:59.180 --> 01:40:06.020 Yeah, it's so, it's so less suspicious if you rope in a guy who is mass trading 01:40:06.020 --> 01:40:11.780 stocks in such a volume that like, anything that they're doing that's insider trading 01:40:11.780 --> 01:40:15.420 is just kind of getting swapped under the rug, versus somebody's like personal assets that 01:40:15.420 --> 01:40:16.620 they're just putting into it. 01:40:16.620 --> 01:40:21.260 Single day, sorry the illegal ones wouldn't stand out to the SEC. 01:40:21.260 --> 01:40:27.140 By the middle of 1994, the three of them had their roles, each with an important part 01:40:27.140 --> 01:40:28.140 to play. 01:40:28.140 --> 01:40:32.980 Kluger would get information about upcoming corporate events, he'd pass the tips to 01:40:32.980 --> 01:40:38.980 Robinson acting as the middleman who then passed the tips to Bauer to place the trades. 01:40:38.980 --> 01:40:41.980 That way there was nothing connecting Kluge and Bauer. 01:40:41.980 --> 01:40:45.980 For 17 years everything went through Robinson. 01:40:45.980 --> 01:40:51.980 Bro, and you gotta think there are people that haven't been caught. 01:40:51.980 --> 01:40:56.980 Like, same thing with like murder cases or just like any of this shit in general 01:40:56.980 --> 01:41:00.980 when you're going wow this is like a really fucking smart scheme I can't believe it failed. 01:41:00.980 --> 01:41:04.480 It's like there's guys that have been ripping this for 20 years and it's never gone bad 01:41:05.000 --> 01:41:09.360 Yeah, somebody said Trump. I mean, yeah, these are some of the fucking president 01:41:09.600 --> 01:41:11.800 But like yeah a lot of people in the government 01:41:12.520 --> 01:41:16.280 Really? And it's just like nothing ever goes through after a deal 01:41:16.280 --> 01:41:22.240 Bell would pull the money out at 80 m's in $50 bills. They agreed to split it three ways 01:41:22.760 --> 01:41:30.440 Robinson hid the cash in safety deposit boxes and Kluge drove to New York to collect his share in small cheap gym bags 01:41:30.980 --> 01:41:38.900 August 1994 was when it all began. Working at Krabath, Kluger learned that one of his 01:41:38.900 --> 01:41:44.180 clients, Johnson & Johnson, was merging with Neutrogena. Kluger called Robinson 01:41:44.180 --> 01:41:48.500 with the tip and Robinson passed it to Bauer. Bauer traded ahead of the 01:41:48.500 --> 01:41:53.940 announcement which drove Neutrogena stock up for a combined $24,000 profit. 01:41:53.940 --> 01:42:07.020 They repeated this method 24,000 in 1994 today 54 grand so the first trade they did 01:42:07.020 --> 01:42:13.860 profit each of them what like 15 50 16k frequently each increasing in size 01:42:13.860 --> 01:42:23.060 J&J's my tech surgical merger $48,000 IBM's Lotus development merger $213,000 01:42:23.060 --> 01:42:27.360 Johnson and Johnson's courtes take over 423. 01:42:27.360 --> 01:42:28.960 But what do you do with this cash? 01:42:28.960 --> 01:42:32.560 Because it's not technically dirty money because it's stock. 01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:34.560 It's not dirty money for power. 01:42:34.560 --> 01:42:39.360 But like, he's paying the stock on the trades being sold. 01:42:39.360 --> 01:42:41.860 But then like, if you're the other two guys, 01:42:41.860 --> 01:42:44.860 are you just maintaining this revenue and cash? 01:42:44.860 --> 01:42:47.760 Because you can't put it into a bank account. 01:42:47.760 --> 01:42:50.860 Because if you're putting, you know, 30, 40 grand in a bank account, 01:42:50.860 --> 01:42:53.460 The IRS is going, what the fuck's happening? 01:42:53.460 --> 01:42:55.220 Yo, Maud's band-vab. 01:42:55.220 --> 01:42:56.260 $1000. 01:42:56.260 --> 01:42:58.980 Nations Bank and Barnett Banks. 01:42:58.980 --> 01:43:01.660 Like, how are you hiding this money? 01:43:01.660 --> 01:43:05.420 $490,000. 01:43:05.420 --> 01:43:08.540 Kluge was careful not to take any unnecessary risks 01:43:08.540 --> 01:43:10.820 when gathering confidential information. 01:43:10.820 --> 01:43:13.180 He almost never accessed client documents 01:43:13.180 --> 01:43:14.940 on the firm's file systems. 01:43:14.940 --> 01:43:16.860 By only searching for titles, 01:43:16.860 --> 01:43:19.220 he could figure out which companies were making deals 01:43:19.220 --> 01:43:21.920 without leaving an electronic fingerprint. 01:43:21.920 --> 01:43:25.220 Bauer and Robinson even built themselves an alibi 01:43:25.220 --> 01:43:27.140 for the cash withdrawals. 01:43:27.140 --> 01:43:29.420 The two of them traveled to Atlantic City, 01:43:29.420 --> 01:43:32.540 so the money looked like it had come from gambling. 01:43:33.900 --> 01:43:37.340 In 1999, Intel acquired DSP. 01:43:37.340 --> 01:43:39.500 Yeah, but even if it looks like a cut, 01:43:39.500 --> 01:43:41.620 that's not a solid alibi. 01:43:41.620 --> 01:43:43.780 If you're like, oh, it's money from Atlantic City 01:43:43.780 --> 01:43:45.540 and you have proof that you went there, 01:43:45.540 --> 01:43:48.660 they could still go to like the Borgata 01:43:48.660 --> 01:43:50.980 or ocean, I mean ocean didn't exist then 01:43:50.980 --> 01:43:52.880 or say like the Tropicana, Golden Nugget, 01:43:52.880 --> 01:43:54.820 whatever fucking AC casino you're going to 01:43:54.820 --> 01:43:58.340 and they're going, did this guy win $80,000 at this casino 01:43:58.340 --> 01:43:59.620 and they're gonna go, no. 01:43:59.620 --> 01:44:03.020 Communications for $1.6 billion 01:44:03.020 --> 01:44:06.760 and the trade netted more than a million dollars in profit. 01:44:06.760 --> 01:44:08.860 When Robinson handed Kluger his share 01:44:08.860 --> 01:44:10.500 of the million dollar profit, 01:44:10.500 --> 01:44:12.300 he told him that the three of them 01:44:12.300 --> 01:44:15.700 had made $150,000 in total 01:44:15.700 --> 01:44:18.380 after Bauer had paid taxes. 01:44:18.660 --> 01:44:21.200 Uh-oh! 01:44:21.200 --> 01:44:24.120 And now he's trying to keep more money for himself? 01:44:24.120 --> 01:44:30.040 Bauer always said he took about 45% off the top for taxes and fees. 01:44:30.040 --> 01:44:37.880 Kluge didn't find out until his arrest that Bauer had actually been keeping more than 90% for himself. 01:44:37.880 --> 01:44:45.880 Around that time, Kluge received a call from the SEC, asking him about three merger deals on which he had leaked. 01:44:45.880 --> 01:44:51.320 He was giving 90% for himself. How did you not fucking ever run the math? 01:44:51.920 --> 01:44:55.360 You could be like, dude, the stock jumped so much we all made a mill and it's like, 01:44:55.360 --> 01:44:56.960 oh no, your shares 20 grand. 01:44:57.160 --> 01:45:04.000 Information, regulators subpoenaed bank and phone records, and it looked like it was the end of the line. 01:45:04.840 --> 01:45:09.280 I was ready to sell Robinson up the river, Kluge later said. 01:45:09.640 --> 01:45:14.520 In hindsight, that was a foreshadowing of the scheme's poetic climax. 01:45:15.880 --> 01:45:23.880 So in 1999, they stopped. Convinced they were about to be caught, all three agreed to suspend trading. 01:45:23.880 --> 01:45:28.880 It would be nearly seven years before they dove straight back in. 01:45:29.880 --> 01:45:37.880 In April 2006, Bauer traded on inside information about Quantum's acquisition of Advanced Digital Information Corp. 01:45:37.880 --> 01:45:44.880 ADIC stock rose more than 40%, generating a $1.7 million trading profit. 01:45:44.880 --> 01:45:52.880 The bets just kept getting bigger and bigger, peaking in 2009 with an 11.4 million dollar 01:45:52.880 --> 01:45:56.400 profit from the Oracle Sun Microsystems Act. 01:45:56.400 --> 01:45:58.640 11 million dollar profit! 01:45:58.640 --> 01:46:00.640 Oh my god! 01:46:00.640 --> 01:46:05.080 I fought one trade and then right after it was 8.2 million. 01:46:05.080 --> 01:46:09.000 They're eluding regulators for 15 years, they're hubris. 01:46:09.000 --> 01:46:10.800 That looks so suspicious! 01:46:10.800 --> 01:46:14.080 That's not even like, oh even with all the trades he's doing it's like, you 01:46:14.080 --> 01:46:43.240 made 11 mil on one trade was breeding Brecklessness by late 2009 the SEC had 01:46:43.240 --> 01:46:48.800 been investigating the suspicious trades for more than two years, but lacked the evidence 01:46:48.800 --> 01:46:52.120 tying Kluger directly to Bauer. 01:46:52.120 --> 01:47:07.840 They may have never got them if it wasn't for Robinson's greed. 01:47:07.840 --> 01:47:14.620 In November 2009 and August 2010, Robinson personally traded ahead of two merger announcements 01:47:14.620 --> 01:47:26.820 for at least 690. 01:47:26.820 --> 01:47:33.700 The FBI went after Robinson in March 2011 and within days he had agreed to cooperate, 01:47:33.700 --> 01:47:54.060 secretly recording his own calls with Kluger and separately with Bauer. 01:47:54.060 --> 01:47:59.860 Both Bauer and Kluger were aware investigators were closing in, but they had no idea that 01:47:59.860 --> 01:48:01.860 Robinson was already compromised 01:48:19.540 --> 01:48:26.740 Some of the oh my god being watched by the fucking after you I knew courted conversations are so hilarious, so I 01:48:26.740 --> 01:48:34.440 I I think that was I don't think that was the actual audio chat. I feel like that was like the text conversation that was then like re 01:48:35.740 --> 01:48:40.300 Respoken extra thank you to the five gift it's coast you have the sub fiddle 01:48:41.020 --> 01:48:47.880 Zilaggio Carpe iron Liam pyro mark Ziv spiff thank you to the tier two half the sub back think of the three 01:48:48.860 --> 01:48:51.520 Have been hopped the sub Demian spirit of the sub Blake fave 01:48:51.520 --> 01:48:58.520 Just Demi Mercy, Stili, Ren, think of the five, gifted Xana, and Beast, think of the 70, Yi, Celeste, Theo, and Beast for the sub-sos, 01:48:58.520 --> 01:49:05.520 were Colt, Celeste, So, and BB, think of the five, gifted AK, V, and Nochi, think of the sub, AK, Bloody, think of the zero-two, 01:49:05.520 --> 01:49:10.520 Colt, think of the five, gifted Deplun, and Wall, think of the sub-toe, think of the sub again, Mile, and serve with the sub-chat lock-in. 01:49:10.520 --> 01:49:15.520 I advise actors to re-enact the word-for-word from the transcripts. 01:49:15.520 --> 01:49:27.760 Robinson says he's got $175,000 in cash hidden at his cousin's house. 01:49:27.760 --> 01:49:32.760 And at this point, Bauer is so paranoid that he suggests just setting it on fire. 01:49:32.760 --> 01:49:52.440 I'm just buying gold and hiding it in the fucking woods telling one person verbally where it is 01:49:53.240 --> 01:50:00.520 and then disappearing. I feel like that's what like you ever see modern times like the guys that 01:50:00.520 --> 01:50:05.520 that like crypto scam, like they crypto scammed some billionaire out of like $2 billion or 01:50:05.520 --> 01:50:09.520 some shit blew a lot of it and then they got a lot of it back and now he's like serving 01:50:09.520 --> 01:50:14.080 like 10 years in prison but like 80 million still missing. I'm like, buddy, it didn't 01:50:14.080 --> 01:50:18.840 proof away. That fucker knows where it is. And he's going to get that money when 01:50:18.840 --> 01:50:22.680 he leaves. Like, that's just what's going to happen. 01:50:22.680 --> 01:50:26.920 Alright, so I know, but I don't know where he's from. What about his point of view? 01:50:26.920 --> 01:50:29.080 Does he know that my goodness is on that money? 01:50:29.080 --> 01:50:35.480 Ten days later, Robinson comes back with a better idea. One he says he got from his cousin. 01:50:35.480 --> 01:50:37.960 He had to get all my fingerprints off that money. 01:50:37.960 --> 01:50:41.800 Yeah, like, you're wearing gloves or something and just wiping every bill down or something. 01:50:41.800 --> 01:50:44.760 Wiping every bill down? 01:50:44.760 --> 01:50:49.880 Yeah, but it's like, if it's me, he's wiping every bill down or something. 01:50:49.880 --> 01:50:55.880 You know something? Somebody did say, why don't you just run into a fish and watch him shoot you? 01:50:57.880 --> 01:51:03.880 Well, I don't know. I just think that's a good excuse to not know about it. 01:51:03.880 --> 01:51:11.880 But the single greatest sentence on the recordings is easily this one from Bauer just nine days before his arrest. 01:51:11.880 --> 01:51:15.880 Yes. Well, you know what? I'm not sure. 01:51:15.880 --> 01:51:20.040 I'm lucky, you know, I thought there was no way that I could have to do a course. 01:51:21.480 --> 01:51:26.520 Matthew Kluger, Garrett Bauer and Kenneth Robinson were all charged with numerous counts of 01:51:26.520 --> 01:51:31.560 securities fraud, conspiracy to commit money laundering, and obstruction of justice. 01:51:31.560 --> 01:51:35.560 You don't always know what you're getting into. You do know the information is illegal, 01:51:35.560 --> 01:51:40.040 but just like I thought, most people think that they're just not going to get caught. 01:51:40.040 --> 01:51:43.800 Bauer and Kluger pleaded guilty in December to securities fraud, 01:51:43.800 --> 01:51:47.180 conspiracy to commit money laundering, and instructing justice. 01:51:47.180 --> 01:51:53.480 The scheme general, they need so much money too, like if they pulled out like a year earlier, 01:51:53.480 --> 01:51:59.620 they all would have been like 10, 20 million in profit. Like surely! 01:51:59.620 --> 01:52:01.640 Rated the trio an estimated 30- 01:52:01.640 --> 01:52:03.860 OHHHHHHHHHH 37 million 01:52:03.860 --> 01:52:04.700 7 million 01:52:04.700 --> 01:52:06.000 OHHHHHHHH 37 million 01:52:06.000 --> 01:52:11.220 in dollars over the 17 years, with that we're keeping 32 million dollars 01:52:13.800 --> 01:52:20.820 And they didn't know he made 32 million and only gave the other guys 2.5 each and 01:52:21.800 --> 01:52:27.240 Cluga receiving less than one. Oh my god, and he's the fucking guy that was in on it initially. That's insane 01:52:27.240 --> 01:52:34.380 One million dollars despite agreeing to split the profits evenly and yet Cluga received the harshest punishment 01:52:35.000 --> 01:52:42.140 Sentenced to one hundred and forty four months in prison. Bauer received a hundred and eight months and Robinson just 01:52:42.140 --> 01:52:49.380 27 months I mean I get why they charged him the most because he was the one with the information and he was giving that over I 01:52:49.740 --> 01:52:55.580 Get Robinson having the least because he cooperated but like Bauer is the guy 01:52:56.540 --> 01:52:58.540 Actually placing the bet 01:53:00.260 --> 01:53:07.580 Like these two should be equal to one another the one that initially has the information and the one that's placing the bet 01:53:07.580 --> 01:53:14.180 The middleman's just like, yeah, you know, this is what he said. Like, I think that's like, you're the least involved. 01:53:14.180 --> 01:53:22.980 Kluger's 12 year prison sentence is the longest ever imposed for insider trading. He was released in 2022. 01:53:22.980 --> 01:53:30.980 So what's the lesson from all of this? Use an incognito browser when you search for a wiki how fraud tutorial. 01:53:30.980 --> 01:53:36.180 No, definitely not that. The lesson is to leave insider trading to the professionals. 01:53:36.180 --> 01:53:39.860 Yeah, just match on Nancy Pelosi's trades and then you're good. 01:53:45.660 --> 01:53:47.660 You want to be involved, just be like, oh, what's Nancy? 01:53:47.660 --> 01:53:49.260 What's Nancy Pelosi? 01:53:49.260 --> 01:53:55.180 And instead, give yourself every legal advantage, 01:53:55.180 --> 01:53:57.220 production, cover, miss, and import, 01:53:57.220 --> 01:54:00.900 modest opinions, verbal coverage of over 100,000 stocks 01:54:00.900 --> 01:54:04.340 and track over 10,000 funds through global markets. 01:54:04.340 --> 01:54:08.600 It's a good chart visual day for Christ's sake, and while I put Poggle in summer, the 01:54:08.600 --> 01:54:14.700 mayhem you easily expect in crate to try it at risk for any bad, and as always, thanks 01:54:14.700 --> 01:54:15.700 for watching. 01:54:15.700 --> 01:54:16.700 Oh my god, it's the end of the video. 01:54:16.700 --> 01:54:20.700 It's the end of the video. 01:54:20.700 --> 01:54:23.740 Hamish Hotter wrote, what a fucking vid, man. 01:54:23.740 --> 01:54:24.740 Wow. 01:54:24.740 --> 01:54:28.820 Hamishers, they could easily transfer the info in a Minecraft world on a sign. 01:54:28.820 --> 01:54:32.100 Joe, that's so fucking smart. 01:54:32.100 --> 01:54:35.420 Not even that, just go on 2B2T. 01:54:35.420 --> 01:54:39.020 Make a shell Microsoft account, mod it, go on 2B2T, 01:54:39.020 --> 01:54:43.540 and then weren't there people that were using the AI in 2B2T 01:54:43.540 --> 01:54:45.820 to make bombs or something? 01:54:48.580 --> 01:54:51.220 There was anarchy servers that people would go on, 01:54:51.220 --> 01:54:55.540 and they would bypass Google's memory 01:54:55.540 --> 01:55:00.980 by going on a Minecraft server and doing terrorism info 01:55:00.980 --> 01:55:05.660 with AI on 2B2T. 01:55:05.660 --> 01:55:09.580 This is actually so smart from the Among Us profile picture. 01:55:09.580 --> 01:55:13.220 They could transfer the info on a Minecraft sign. 01:55:13.220 --> 01:55:15.460 Oh. 01:55:15.460 --> 01:55:17.500 Cold, dude. 01:55:17.500 --> 01:55:19.220 Yeah, we're just playing Minecraft together. 01:55:21.940 --> 01:55:23.860 That's actually fucking genius. 01:55:23.860 --> 01:55:25.900 You start the conversation that way. 01:55:25.900 --> 01:55:27.420 I'm like playing Minecraft with my friend. 01:55:27.420 --> 01:55:28.460 I'm like, look at the sign. 01:55:28.460 --> 01:55:30.460 Look at the sign. 01:55:30.460 --> 01:55:33.100 I place it down, don't verbally reply. 01:55:33.100 --> 01:55:35.460 Type and sign back. 01:55:35.460 --> 01:55:37.960 Do you like insider trading, question mark? 01:55:39.260 --> 01:55:40.100 Break it, break it. 01:55:41.260 --> 01:55:42.300 Hit it with a max. 01:55:42.300 --> 01:55:43.140 Do it. 01:55:43.140 --> 01:55:44.460 It would take forever to have a conversation 01:55:44.460 --> 01:55:45.460 with that chip though. 01:55:45.460 --> 01:55:46.460 Oh my God. 01:55:46.460 --> 01:55:48.220 Staffing Mr. Everthesub, Koopa, Mod, 01:55:48.220 --> 01:55:49.540 and Carb and Skylar Everthesub, 01:55:49.540 --> 01:55:51.860 sir, thank you for the five gifteds. 01:55:51.860 --> 01:55:53.060 Rachel and Fetal, thank you for the sub. 01:55:53.060 --> 01:55:54.700 Zyde, Lajo, Iron and Liam, 01:55:54.700 --> 01:55:56.820 but the sub, backseat, thank you for the three. 01:55:56.820 --> 01:55:58.780 Wait, what did that say? 01:55:58.780 --> 01:55:59.780 Type of this from the hospital, 01:55:59.780 --> 01:56:04.400 visiting my grandpa. She's a cancer wrap around her spine. I just like to, I'd like for Chet to pray for her and wish her well. 01:56:04.400 --> 01:56:06.760 Well, I have cancer in the chat. I wish your grandma the best. 01:56:07.520 --> 01:56:11.200 I'm sorry that you and your family and your grandma specifically are going through that. Staff of the sub. 01:56:11.440 --> 01:56:16.080 All right. Chet, I got to pee and then we're going to hop into the next video. Oh my gosh. 01:56:16.960 --> 01:56:18.360 Count me down like a minute. 01:57:59.780 --> 01:58:29.680 you I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm 01:58:29.780 --> 01:58:49.180 chaos. Any house jazz really. All right. Fox. Next video shot. Let's lock it in. What happened 01:58:49.180 --> 01:58:53.220 to box? What happened to box tops? 01:58:53.220 --> 01:58:56.220 A staple of American. 01:58:56.220 --> 01:59:02.220 A staple of American school culture from the late 90s through the 2000s. 01:59:02.220 --> 01:59:07.220 Oh my God. Do you all remember Field Day when you were a kid? 01:59:07.220 --> 01:59:10.220 I don't know if your school did this. Mine did. 01:59:10.220 --> 01:59:14.220 Where it was like you got put on like green, blue, whatever team. 01:59:14.220 --> 01:59:18.220 And you had competitions that day if you did well for your team, 01:59:18.220 --> 01:59:20.220 you scored a point for your team, blah, blah, blah, whatever it was. 01:59:20.220 --> 01:59:24.300 whatever it was, you know, you had like four events, five events here, whatever you did. 01:59:24.300 --> 01:59:30.940 And part of the, say like first place in an event, net your team like five points. 01:59:30.940 --> 01:59:32.700 And there were like 20 events that day. 01:59:32.700 --> 01:59:37.220 But then there was a side event that my team had called box stops. 01:59:37.220 --> 01:59:41.340 And it was whichever team brought in the most box stops immediately got like 30 points 01:59:41.340 --> 01:59:42.980 or something like that. 01:59:42.980 --> 01:59:45.140 Or like a free pizza day. 01:59:45.140 --> 01:59:53.780 So my mom would collect every box stop off of tissue boxes, cereal boxes for like a year, 01:59:53.780 --> 01:59:57.300 like all year, and then she would give them to me in a bag. 01:59:57.940 --> 02:00:01.620 And I would have a fat ass bag of box stops. 02:00:02.180 --> 02:00:06.580 And I would come and clutch for my team, bring over like 120 of them. 02:00:07.380 --> 02:00:10.180 And they were what, worth like 10 cents or some shit for your school. 02:00:10.180 --> 02:00:16.420 Box top snacks have for education cause you are cash so there's more things your school needs. 02:00:16.420 --> 02:00:21.060 It was this program where you would find these little cardboard squares on the boxes of cereals 02:00:21.060 --> 02:00:27.220 and snacks. You would cut these out, bring them to class and somehow your school would get money. 02:00:27.220 --> 02:00:32.660 Ten cents for every box top. Millions of us kids did this for years. But most- 02:00:32.660 --> 02:00:34.900 Are box tops still a thing? 02:00:34.900 --> 02:00:41.420 I'm trying to think on like if I even see I don't think I see box tops anymore 02:00:42.020 --> 02:00:45.020 Yeah, they are. I don't think they are I 02:00:46.780 --> 02:00:51.440 Don't see them like I have a tissue box right here. I mean like I opened it, but I don't see 02:00:52.940 --> 02:00:54.940 There's not a box top 02:00:55.780 --> 02:00:57.940 There's any other boxes in here. I 02:00:58.780 --> 02:01:04.020 Know there's stuff where you can like cash in like like soda can tabs or whatever for money 02:01:04.900 --> 02:01:07.540 But I don't know, check your serial box. 02:01:07.540 --> 02:01:09.060 I was all QR codes now. 02:01:09.060 --> 02:01:12.020 I was never really questioned how it actually worked. 02:01:12.020 --> 02:01:14.240 So that had me thinking. 02:01:14.240 --> 02:01:15.860 Can I say I feel like it would be better 02:01:15.860 --> 02:01:17.980 if it was not digital? 02:01:17.980 --> 02:01:20.380 I feel like digital in that sense makes less sense. 02:01:20.380 --> 02:01:23.580 Like who's actually scanning a QR code on every box? 02:01:23.580 --> 02:01:25.220 Whatever happened to box tops 02:01:25.220 --> 02:01:27.460 and where was all of that money going? 02:01:27.460 --> 02:01:29.340 In this video, I'll be investigating 02:01:29.340 --> 02:01:30.940 the box talks program. 02:01:30.940 --> 02:01:33.180 How it would work, where it stands today 02:01:33.180 --> 02:01:38.680 And talking to a real school teacher on if they would actually make any money from the program as oh my god 02:01:38.780 --> 02:01:45.460 Literally nothing you got to think dude your whole school turning in box tops. How much money is your school making from that? 02:01:47.100 --> 02:01:49.100 $400 maybe 02:01:49.500 --> 02:01:56.080 Like your whole school you're getting ten cents a box stop you ten box tops are a dollar 02:01:56.580 --> 02:02:00.740 Kid knew like hand in the box tops, but I think my biggest question was 02:02:03.180 --> 02:02:06.260 Guys, something fun came in the mail. 02:02:06.260 --> 02:02:08.780 This is funny, it's a strike box. 02:02:08.780 --> 02:02:15.180 Oh, you could buy, like, OG fucking cereal boxes? 02:02:15.180 --> 02:02:22.180 Yeah, I bought cereal boxes from the 2000s. 02:02:22.180 --> 02:02:24.180 But here's the real reason why I bought them. 02:02:24.180 --> 02:02:26.180 Dude, people really be saving anything. 02:02:26.180 --> 02:02:29.180 That's, like, max level hoarding. 02:02:29.180 --> 02:02:32.180 Just saving a Lucky Charms box just for this specific person. 02:02:32.180 --> 02:02:35.200 like who outside of him is buying this? 02:02:35.200 --> 02:02:37.700 Box tops, they have box tops on them. 02:02:37.700 --> 02:02:40.660 This one's been expired for 16 years now. 02:02:40.660 --> 02:02:42.820 It doesn't mean that's actually 18 years. 02:02:42.820 --> 02:02:44.540 Oh, but you know what we gotta do. 02:02:45.900 --> 02:02:47.420 I don't have actual scissors. 02:02:47.420 --> 02:02:50.180 I haven't done this in over 18 years. 02:02:50.180 --> 02:02:51.100 There it is. 02:02:51.100 --> 02:02:53.660 A box top has been cut in 2026. 02:02:53.660 --> 02:02:54.820 10 cents right there. 02:02:54.820 --> 02:02:56.980 Yeah, I was going down memory lane 02:02:56.980 --> 02:02:58.660 because when I was in elementary school, 02:02:58.660 --> 02:03:01.140 box tops were serious business. 02:03:01.140 --> 02:03:02.780 My teacher would be like, 02:03:02.780 --> 02:03:06.340 whichever class brings in the most gets a pizza party. 02:03:06.340 --> 02:03:09.960 Yo, literally, literally. 02:03:11.220 --> 02:03:12.980 And it was like, you had, bro, 02:03:12.980 --> 02:03:14.500 you were banking on your friends, 02:03:14.500 --> 02:03:17.680 you would be like, yo, you better bring in box tops, you fuck. 02:03:18.940 --> 02:03:20.500 There'd be like somebody bringing like 10, 02:03:20.500 --> 02:03:22.380 you'd be like, yo, you're not even trying, 02:03:22.380 --> 02:03:24.580 you just started collecting them. 02:03:24.580 --> 02:03:26.060 Then you had somebody bringing a bag, 02:03:26.060 --> 02:03:27.220 that was my mom, and I was like, 02:03:27.220 --> 02:03:30.100 my mom's been saving these up the whole fucking year. 02:03:30.100 --> 02:03:33.120 I've been having these in a bag for this exact moment. 02:03:33.120 --> 02:03:36.280 I would then go home and immediately start rating it. 02:03:36.280 --> 02:03:39.240 I remember as well, my school used to do this thing 02:03:40.880 --> 02:03:43.040 every year and it was an auction. 02:03:43.040 --> 02:03:45.320 So this is how they raised money for the school. 02:03:45.320 --> 02:03:46.560 This is like when I was in elementary 02:03:46.560 --> 02:03:48.840 or like maybe early middle school. 02:03:48.840 --> 02:03:52.640 And every year they would have an auction for the parents 02:03:52.640 --> 02:03:54.920 and you were like a lot to go if you wanted to. 02:03:54.920 --> 02:03:56.200 And they would have certain things. 02:03:56.200 --> 02:03:58.120 And some of it would be like box raffles 02:03:58.120 --> 02:04:00.040 or whatever, like our bag raffles. 02:04:00.040 --> 02:04:07.080 I mean where it's like oh movie movie bundle movie basket and it's like you put in your stupid tickets and like maybe you get it 02:04:07.080 --> 02:04:08.600 Maybe you don't they make money like that 02:04:08.600 --> 02:04:14.460 But then they would do like big ticket items and they had a one and I got I remember my class got it in third grade 02:04:14.460 --> 02:04:17.920 It was called it was called sleepover at the school and it was awesome 02:04:18.720 --> 02:04:20.560 and 02:04:20.560 --> 02:04:27.060 in third grade my what all the parents like pulled up enough money or whatever in my class to have a sleepover at the 02:04:27.060 --> 02:04:30.820 So when I was in third grade, it was one random like fucking Saturday or Friday or whatever 02:04:30.820 --> 02:04:37.260 And we just like pulled up and the gym teacher was there and it was like the art teacher slash Spanish teacher 02:04:37.260 --> 02:04:43.300 And we would like just play games and fuck around and we would watch movies on the projector in the computer room 02:04:43.300 --> 02:04:45.300 and like we slept at the school and 02:04:46.300 --> 02:04:49.180 That was awesome. They had other stuff that was like a day of surfing 02:04:49.340 --> 02:04:56.060 They had one that was dinner or it was like lunch with the school teacher 02:04:56.060 --> 02:04:59.060 or lunch with the principal. 02:04:59.060 --> 02:05:00.700 And I remember being like, 02:05:00.700 --> 02:05:05.700 why would I ever wanna have a solo lunch with the principal? 02:05:07.100 --> 02:05:09.720 And it was always like one random kid 02:05:09.720 --> 02:05:11.980 that their parent would pay for it. 02:05:11.980 --> 02:05:14.340 And because it wasn't even a class-based one. 02:05:14.340 --> 02:05:18.180 It was like your kid got to have lunch with the principal. 02:05:18.180 --> 02:05:20.620 And I was like, that's so fucking awkward. 02:05:20.620 --> 02:05:21.740 Like you and your principal 02:05:21.740 --> 02:05:23.460 just eating like McDonald's together 02:05:23.460 --> 02:05:30.660 For insider trading. Yeah, I mean, maybe it's building connections like it's just like it just makes no sense 02:05:31.300 --> 02:05:33.100 but anyways 02:05:33.100 --> 02:05:37.060 We had we had the sleepover and I remember there's this one kid 02:05:38.220 --> 02:05:39.220 I 02:05:39.220 --> 02:05:41.220 think his name was Moushari and 02:05:42.060 --> 02:05:44.060 he was an Arabic kid that 02:05:44.980 --> 02:05:46.780 came from 02:05:46.780 --> 02:05:51.640 Some other country to the United States didn't speak any English 02:05:52.040 --> 02:05:57.040 So we're in third grade and we're doing class and he's learning English on Elmo on 02:05:58.000 --> 02:05:59.400 like 02:05:59.400 --> 02:06:05.760 Like a fucking Frogger like iPad or something and this was late enough into the year 02:06:06.440 --> 02:06:10.000 Arabic kid. I'm crying. I don't remember brahs in third grade 02:06:10.000 --> 02:06:16.800 I was in third grade I was in third grade we pull up and is leapfrog or whatever 02:06:17.280 --> 02:06:21.280 Where I'm in third grade. I pull up and randomly our teacher goes we have a new kid today 02:06:21.280 --> 02:06:24.160 And she's like he doesn't speak English and we're like 02:06:25.120 --> 02:06:30.960 I'm in third grade, you know, I'm like eight years old. How old are you in third grade like nine? I'm like, what does that mean? 02:06:33.000 --> 02:06:34.280 I'm like, what does that mean? 02:06:34.280 --> 02:06:38.760 Like you speak Spanish like that was probably my fucking response like I'm a nine year old 02:06:38.760 --> 02:06:42.760 You know not even in like a racist way. I'm like I'm nine years old. I don't understand that shit 02:06:43.000 --> 02:06:47.560 So they're like no, he just doesn't speak English. I'm like, okay, so he was like learning it 02:06:48.520 --> 02:06:52.200 and he would like say stuff to us in a different language and 02:06:53.160 --> 02:06:57.080 I'm like 99% sure it was Arabic. He would say shit to us in a different language 02:06:57.080 --> 02:06:59.640 I just have no idea what he's saying. He knew enough English 02:07:00.680 --> 02:07:04.960 That during this like sleepover he went and he would like hang out and speak with us 02:07:04.960 --> 02:07:11.200 And he was way shorter than the rest of the class and I don't remember if he was younger or like what happened 02:07:11.280 --> 02:07:14.680 but like I'm so dead ass he was like a foot shorter than me and 02:07:16.000 --> 02:07:20.200 He he knew like 10 words and three of them were curse words 02:07:22.920 --> 02:07:29.800 He would go he'd go fuck her and he would like say that to you and I thought it was the funniest shit ever 02:07:29.800 --> 02:07:33.320 I remember being a third grade you go fuck her and you punch you 02:07:35.720 --> 02:07:39.480 This kid has no like we're not even we can't even have a conversation 02:07:39.600 --> 02:07:43.600 But it's like we're all hanging out and playing games, but you understood the games you apply 02:07:43.600 --> 02:07:48.520 Like we would draft him for fucking basketball or soccer dodgeball or whatever he knew the games 02:07:48.520 --> 02:07:50.760 It would be a 3-2-1 go he knew how to play 02:07:51.160 --> 02:07:52.960 Because it's like visual learning 02:07:52.960 --> 02:07:58.320 But and then he just disappeared the next year and I always think I'm like where where is that kid now? 02:07:58.320 --> 02:08:03.600 Where's Moushari now? What's he up to is he in the United States? Is he somewhere else? 02:08:03.600 --> 02:08:10.180 Where'd he go? You know? And he just disappeared. It was like he, I think he 02:08:10.180 --> 02:08:16.380 only stayed with us for one year and then he left. And it was sad. It was a sad day 02:08:16.380 --> 02:08:21.420 when Mushari left. I remember I missed him. He was a sleeper agent. Why? He was not 02:08:21.420 --> 02:08:26.180 a fucking sleeper agent. He was like a third grader. Mom, don't throw that up. 02:08:26.180 --> 02:08:31.060 He's in chat right now. Mushari's not in fucking chat right now. 02:08:31.060 --> 02:08:33.820 Moushari, where are you? 02:08:33.820 --> 02:08:37.300 Moushari, it's been however many years. 02:08:37.300 --> 02:08:40.180 I haven't seen you in so long. 02:08:40.180 --> 02:08:41.180 No way! 02:08:41.180 --> 02:08:42.180 What? 02:08:42.180 --> 02:08:43.180 Check the box! 02:08:43.180 --> 02:08:46.140 And when we go to BJ's, I'd only grab products with the- 02:08:46.140 --> 02:08:49.060 Oh, everybody's Moushari, oh shit, hey. 02:08:49.060 --> 02:08:50.220 This little square. 02:08:50.220 --> 02:08:51.940 You sure you like this cereal? 02:08:51.940 --> 02:08:53.820 It has five box tops on it. 02:08:53.820 --> 02:08:57.820 I'd come into school the next morning with 12 box tops, thinking I'd just save 02:08:57.820 --> 02:09:00.100 the entire education system. 02:09:00.100 --> 02:09:01.260 Here you go, miss. 02:09:01.260 --> 02:09:04.340 One dollar and twenty cents of cardboard. 02:09:04.340 --> 02:09:09.460 And due to math, on how many groceries it would cost to get a dollar's worth of those things. 02:09:09.460 --> 02:09:10.460 But screw it. 02:09:10.460 --> 02:09:11.460 Pizza party. 02:09:11.460 --> 02:09:13.820 Cause everybody was competitive about it. 02:09:13.820 --> 02:09:18.300 My friend Jamal will come in with like fifty box tops and suddenly the entire class is 02:09:18.300 --> 02:09:19.300 looking at him. 02:09:19.300 --> 02:09:20.300 Weak. 02:09:20.300 --> 02:09:21.300 Weak. 02:09:21.300 --> 02:09:22.300 Weak. 02:09:22.300 --> 02:09:24.020 I'm coming way more. 02:09:24.020 --> 02:09:26.020 Like, where did you even get those? 02:09:26.020 --> 02:09:29.980 Yeah, his family must have been eating nothing but Cheerios for three months. 02:09:29.980 --> 02:09:33.840 But turns out, Hobie was photocopying them with the school printer. 02:09:33.840 --> 02:09:34.840 Whatever. 02:09:34.840 --> 02:09:35.840 He got a s***. 02:09:35.840 --> 02:09:37.740 That's just not how that works. 02:09:37.740 --> 02:09:38.740 It's cardboard. 02:09:38.740 --> 02:09:41.340 How are you photocopying box tops? 02:09:41.340 --> 02:09:43.380 That's punishment though. 02:09:43.380 --> 02:09:48.000 But still, none of us kids actually knew what would happen after we handed in these box 02:09:48.000 --> 02:09:49.000 tops in. 02:09:49.000 --> 02:09:51.220 We were so focused on that pizza part. 02:09:51.220 --> 02:09:54.220 The teacher would throw them in some drawer, and then what? 02:09:54.220 --> 02:09:57.860 That somebody mailed them somewhere because I never got a check. 02:09:57.860 --> 02:10:00.200 Before we keep going, I need to eat something 02:10:00.200 --> 02:10:01.500 because I remembered that eat 02:10:04.000 --> 02:10:05.800 your first community order. 02:10:05.800 --> 02:10:07.640 All right, now that I've prevented myself 02:10:07.640 --> 02:10:09.640 from doing research on box tops, 02:10:09.640 --> 02:10:11.800 and I've been looking into how schools sign up, 02:10:11.800 --> 02:10:14.160 redeem, and earn money from the program. 02:10:14.160 --> 02:10:15.640 And the criteria on their website 02:10:15.640 --> 02:10:18.720 to be eligible for box tops is pretty straightforward. 02:10:18.720 --> 02:10:21.440 Basically, any legitimate K through A public, 02:10:21.440 --> 02:10:23.440 nonprofit, private, religious, 02:10:23.440 --> 02:10:25.720 and US military schools could participate. 02:10:25.720 --> 02:10:28.200 So if you're in elementary or middle school in America, 02:10:28.200 --> 02:10:30.000 chances are you'd qualify. 02:10:30.000 --> 02:10:33.480 But one thing I've noticed, preschools can't participate. 02:10:33.480 --> 02:10:34.800 That'll be all right, you know? 02:10:34.800 --> 02:10:36.240 And after doing some more research, 02:10:36.240 --> 02:10:38.920 the process to send them was fairly simple. 02:10:38.920 --> 02:10:41.520 A school would appoint a box tops coordinator, 02:10:41.520 --> 02:10:44.800 usually a teacher, parent, or PTO volunteer. 02:10:44.800 --> 02:10:46.360 Kids would bring the squares in, 02:10:46.360 --> 02:10:48.720 and the coordinator would collect and organize them, 02:10:48.720 --> 02:10:50.840 sorting out any expired ones. 02:10:50.840 --> 02:10:54.200 This is all sort of a fucking expire. 02:10:55.720 --> 02:10:59.800 These are even worse than before. 02:10:59.800 --> 02:11:04.160 Pizza parties came in, since they could keep track of how many box tops each class submitted 02:11:04.160 --> 02:11:06.240 and turn it into a competition. 02:11:06.240 --> 02:11:08.960 Then the coordinator would send them to General Mills. 02:11:08.960 --> 02:11:11.040 And how would they send them specifically? 02:11:11.040 --> 02:11:14.120 Well, I got my hands on the official 2015- 02:11:14.120 --> 02:11:15.840 Bro, it was always General Mills. 02:11:15.840 --> 02:11:19.560 I feel like they were on tissue boxes, weren't they? 02:11:19.560 --> 02:11:22.040 Did General Mills make fucking tissue boxes? 02:11:22.040 --> 02:11:24.520 I feel like it wasn't just on cereal. 02:11:24.520 --> 02:11:29.400 I remember them being on like, any box that you bought, almost. 02:11:29.400 --> 02:11:33.200 It's a 2016 BogSop's coordinator kit. 02:11:33.200 --> 02:11:35.280 Yeah, I went on a deep dive. 02:11:35.280 --> 02:11:36.920 And apparently, BogSop's- 02:11:36.920 --> 02:11:39.080 Yeah, Pop Tarts, Pizza Rolls. 02:11:39.080 --> 02:11:41.520 They have to be perfectly cut to qualify. 02:11:41.520 --> 02:11:45.600 They could have just been ripped off the packaging, as long as you saw the expiration 02:11:45.600 --> 02:11:48.080 date and the little acronym on the top. 02:11:48.080 --> 02:11:51.760 And I never noticed these little acronyms at the top right, which are used to identify 02:11:51.760 --> 02:11:54.200 which product the BogSop came from. 02:11:54.200 --> 02:11:57.200 And box tops also came in these bonus certificates. 02:11:57.200 --> 02:11:59.440 A slip of 50 is crazy. 02:11:59.440 --> 02:12:03.740 You would have to get all the box tops and bundle them into bunches of 50. 02:12:03.740 --> 02:12:06.980 Then you would fill out a submission form online that would generate a unique- 02:12:06.980 --> 02:12:07.980 Oh my god! 02:12:07.980 --> 02:12:11.480 For fucking five dollars! 02:12:11.480 --> 02:12:14.640 For fucking five dollars! 02:12:14.640 --> 02:12:15.640 Five dollars! 02:12:15.640 --> 02:12:16.640 All this fucking work. 02:12:16.640 --> 02:12:17.640 All this fucking work. 02:12:17.640 --> 02:12:21.200 You got a bunch of up to 50, then you get a unique barcode, and then you send that 02:12:21.200 --> 02:12:28.880 And then you send an invoice to General Mills and General Mills is gonna send you back a tax form because that just specifically counts as income 02:12:28.880 --> 02:12:31.640 But you're able to run it off because you're a school and so not profit business 02:12:31.640 --> 02:12:35.560 So you're able to fucking respond and you have to buy a stamp from the post office 02:12:35.560 --> 02:12:41.080 You can send it over it takes about a three-week process so you can get fucking to actually they send it to you in rolls of pennies 02:12:41.440 --> 02:12:43.520 They send the money in rolls of pennies back 02:12:43.520 --> 02:12:49.300 So you have to pay shipping costs barcode then you prepare all of this in a package 02:12:49.300 --> 02:12:55.340 The bunches of 50 at the bottom followed by the submission form and finally any bonus certificates 02:12:55.340 --> 02:13:02.460 And finally you ship that package to mr. Box tops himself. He was like a lot of work for a couple dollars if you ask me 02:13:03.740 --> 02:13:07.580 Hello, how are you doing good doing good? Are you are you in class right now? 02:13:08.580 --> 02:13:14.580 This is miss Martel. Oh you're in class right now fuck fuck fuck 02:13:14.580 --> 02:13:15.780 Fuck! 02:13:15.780 --> 02:13:19.100 Give 30 years, and my good friend, Coby Martels, is mom. 02:13:19.100 --> 02:13:21.220 And she was kind enough to hop on a call with me 02:13:21.220 --> 02:13:24.460 to talk more about box tops and the program in her school. 02:13:24.460 --> 02:13:26.180 Would the classrooms that you were in, 02:13:26.180 --> 02:13:28.180 would they participate in the program? 02:13:28.180 --> 02:13:30.260 Would they hand in box tops? 02:13:30.260 --> 02:13:32.660 In the elementary schools, the students 02:13:32.660 --> 02:13:35.980 would compete from classroom to classroom. 02:13:35.980 --> 02:13:39.580 PTO would give out a prize to whatever classroom brought 02:13:39.580 --> 02:13:42.980 in the most box tops to raise money for this school. 02:13:42.980 --> 02:13:47.540 Do you remember what the prizes were because what I've heard or what I experienced was 02:13:47.540 --> 02:13:51.940 it had to be like a pizza party or no homework for a week? 02:13:51.940 --> 02:13:55.840 Like Sundays and they had pizza parties. 02:13:55.840 --> 02:13:59.580 So who in your school was in charge of sending the box tops to General Mills? 02:13:59.580 --> 02:14:05.740 So the PPO really spent the time to organize it and sort all the box tops and all of that 02:14:05.740 --> 02:14:09.580 in each school had to fill out specific paperwork. 02:14:09.580 --> 02:14:10.580 Yes. 02:14:10.580 --> 02:14:16.180 When it comes to paperwork, I'm pretty sure she was talking about the online submission form from the coordinator kit. 02:14:16.180 --> 02:14:19.540 And what do you remember the box house money actually being used for? 02:14:19.540 --> 02:14:27.140 I want to believe that they used it for like events and assembly. They used it for like replacing. 02:14:27.140 --> 02:14:30.100 Yo, did your parents ever go to the student teacher conferences? 02:14:31.060 --> 02:14:33.220 Or not student teacher, parent teacher conferences? 02:14:34.500 --> 02:14:37.860 This is like, my mom never went to any of them. 02:14:37.860 --> 02:14:42.660 Never, never, never. Not once, not once. 02:14:42.660 --> 02:14:45.160 Parent-teacher conference. No. 02:14:45.160 --> 02:14:49.160 Wow. My mom always went. 02:14:49.160 --> 02:14:55.660 Is it weird to say that I would love to be like... 02:14:55.660 --> 02:15:01.160 I would love to be like the dad that pulls up to the parent-teacher conference. 02:15:01.160 --> 02:15:02.860 A little hammered. 02:15:02.860 --> 02:15:10.540 a little hammered, sitting in one of those like stupid ass kid chairs, because there's 02:15:10.540 --> 02:15:14.220 only one teacher chair and I'm just sitting there and I'm like, so how's my kid doing? 02:15:14.220 --> 02:15:16.060 So how's the kid doing? 02:15:16.060 --> 02:15:19.660 You're like about this low to the ground. 02:15:19.660 --> 02:15:20.660 Hold up. 02:15:20.660 --> 02:15:23.220 Oh, this doesn't go any lower. 02:15:23.220 --> 02:15:24.220 Awkward. 02:15:24.220 --> 02:15:27.580 This doesn't go as low as it goes. 02:15:27.580 --> 02:15:28.580 Okay. 02:15:28.580 --> 02:15:29.980 I thought it went lower. 02:15:29.980 --> 02:15:34.500 You're like on the ground, you're just like, yeah, so, 02:15:34.500 --> 02:15:39.660 Timmy's a bit of a jackass of sorts, some would say. 02:15:39.660 --> 02:15:46.260 I was looking at a few other case studies as well that they did use that, yeah, for playgrounds, 02:15:46.260 --> 02:15:48.500 for extra equipment, for the gym as well. 02:15:48.500 --> 02:15:50.340 If it didn't go to- My parents always went. 02:15:50.340 --> 02:15:51.340 My mom never went. 02:15:51.340 --> 02:15:54.060 I feel like there's no need to go unless your kid's failing. 02:15:54.060 --> 02:15:56.060 Like, why go? 02:15:56.060 --> 02:15:59.940 Like, if you're reading your kid's report card, it's like, okay, he's got like 02:15:59.940 --> 02:16:01.200 As of B's, whatever. 02:16:02.120 --> 02:16:04.980 The assemblies, it was like failing math. 02:16:04.980 --> 02:16:06.000 That's like a different thing. 02:16:06.000 --> 02:16:07.400 You're going to go talk to the teacher. 02:16:07.540 --> 02:16:08.980 Towards like field days. 02:16:09.540 --> 02:16:10.940 Bullying problems. 02:16:11.640 --> 02:16:15.780 Do you remember who specifically decided on where the money would be spent? 02:16:15.840 --> 02:16:17.320 The PTO did. 02:16:17.320 --> 02:16:20.280 There's always a teacher and an administrator. 02:16:20.380 --> 02:16:22.080 So box ops were real. 02:16:22.120 --> 02:16:26.160 Schools actually got the money, but there was still one thing I wanted to know. 02:16:26.260 --> 02:16:27.720 Can you find these anymore? 02:16:27.720 --> 02:16:34.320 Okay, so I now know how box tops work, but I am curious in point 26 if you can still find them 02:16:34.320 --> 02:16:38.720 I've heard you can and I'm very curious if it's the same way that I used to remember them 02:16:38.720 --> 02:16:44.660 And after searching around the cereal aisle for a bit, this is what I see guys to have more on a cereal 02:16:44.660 --> 02:16:48.240 But look what I see on a box top 02:16:49.120 --> 02:16:51.120 Download the app 02:16:51.120 --> 02:16:54.620 WOOOOOO! 02:16:54.620 --> 02:16:56.120 WOOOOOO! 02:16:56.120 --> 02:16:57.620 Another app! 02:16:57.620 --> 02:16:59.620 Another app for my phone! 02:16:59.620 --> 02:17:01.620 WOOOOOO! 02:17:01.620 --> 02:17:05.120 Oh, you wanna pay for parking? Download this app! 02:17:05.120 --> 02:17:06.620 Oh my god! 02:17:06.620 --> 02:17:07.620 Fuck! 02:17:07.620 --> 02:17:10.120 Why does everything have an app? 02:17:10.120 --> 02:17:13.120 Fucks. But you gotta download the app and scan it. 02:17:13.120 --> 02:17:15.120 Still a thing. You don't cut these off. 02:17:15.120 --> 02:17:17.120 That actually pisses me off. 02:17:17.120 --> 02:17:18.620 There you go, man. 02:17:18.620 --> 02:17:20.120 Netanyahu app, actually. 02:17:20.120 --> 02:17:29.840 Benjamin Netanyahu fucking taking hold of the trick cereal box and forcing me to download fucking Israeli spyware on my phone 02:17:31.040 --> 02:17:36.240 On my phone so I could fucking scan a 10 cent box top that I could send to my school 02:17:36.240 --> 02:17:39.240 And they get an invoice from General Mills 02:17:39.600 --> 02:17:43.320 We're gonna buy a few things of box tops and see how that app works 02:17:45.800 --> 02:17:48.280 We need your cereal data. Yeah 02:17:50.120 --> 02:17:57.000 back secure oh I just love the char grilled whopper for Burger King oh my 02:17:57.000 --> 02:18:01.120 favorite burger oh my favorite fast food place McDonald's and Burger King thank 02:18:01.120 --> 02:18:05.240 you for the wonderful question milk thank you for the wonderful question it's 02:18:05.240 --> 02:18:10.400 a way it's a wonderful to have to be on this podcast all right so I bought three 02:18:10.400 --> 02:18:14.440 my favorite my favorite burgers the char grilled whopper in different 02:18:14.440 --> 02:18:19.760 items with box tops on them don't blame me for this one so each one of 02:18:19.760 --> 02:18:24.300 these has a digital box tops on it and I like this one because it's a free snack 02:18:24.300 --> 02:18:29.560 with a rebate back in the day you just hit the scissors and you cut them out and 02:18:29.560 --> 02:18:34.040 then you go to school and you hand them in why why is it confusing now so skin 02:18:34.040 --> 02:18:38.440 box tops for education so they download this the thing is I guess they just 02:18:38.440 --> 02:18:41.560 assume every kid has a phone now I'm pretty sure they do just made the 02:18:41.560 --> 02:18:45.480 account and now it says either find a school or find a school in need I'm 02:18:45.480 --> 02:18:48.560 gonna find a school in need for this one let's see oh wow we're gonna be 02:18:48.560 --> 02:18:53.560 donating our 10 cents or you'd be donating our 10 cent box tops. How courageous. 02:18:53.560 --> 02:18:59.560 Did they have my old elementary school? Oh wow, they do have my old elementary school on here. Shout out, Sposiano. 02:18:59.560 --> 02:19:06.560 Okay, so welcome to the box top apps. Scan a paper receipt. This is already making me miss the old times where you could just- 02:19:06.560 --> 02:19:13.560 Oh, it's 30 cents because there's three of them. Cut them back in the day. Okay, so that's my receipt. Oh wow, we can choose- we can choose grades. 02:19:13.560 --> 02:19:17.560 This is technically better because then you're able to donate the money to a school. 02:19:17.560 --> 02:19:21.160 a school. Like if everybody did this there would be a sizeable amount of money. 02:19:21.160 --> 02:19:25.880 I'll go grade three that was my favorite. Okay, so man. And just- 02:19:25.880 --> 02:19:38.600 OHHHHHHHHH! BANG! BANG! 40 cents to Frank Di Spasiano Elementary School in Providence, 02:19:38.600 --> 02:19:43.960 Rhode. Like that we just claim 40 cents for Spasiano. I think back in the day the thing 02:19:43.960 --> 02:19:49.480 was it was a status thing. I would rather have them all in this bag. Yeah, no, that's I think that's 02:19:49.480 --> 02:19:55.800 the vibe. I think that's the vibe. It feels, it feels more like you're doing something physically. 02:19:55.800 --> 02:20:00.440 You just give it to your teacher rather than just do it on the phone in silence. But yeah, 02:20:00.440 --> 02:20:05.880 the school's gonna get 40 cents now. Now after all this research talking to a teacher and 02:20:05.880 --> 02:20:10.280 knowing that the schools would actually get a check from General Mills, the real question is 02:20:10.280 --> 02:20:12.280 Are box tops a scam? 02:20:12.280 --> 02:20:13.280 No. 02:20:13.280 --> 02:20:16.440 Because the basic promise of the program was real. 02:20:16.440 --> 02:20:19.460 Schools did and still do receive the 10 cent value. 02:20:19.460 --> 02:20:23.200 It sure 10 cents back then meant more with inflation and stuff, but that's a whole other 02:20:23.200 --> 02:20:24.200 conversation. 02:20:24.200 --> 02:20:28.720 Because according to box tops, schools have nearly earned $1 billion through the program 02:20:28.720 --> 02:20:30.720 since 1996. 02:20:30.720 --> 02:20:32.880 That sounds like a lot of cutting and snipping. 02:20:32.880 --> 02:20:35.440 However, I'm not going to let this go easily. 02:20:35.440 --> 02:20:39.200 Because General Mills, they've gotten a lot of value out of it. 02:20:39.200 --> 02:20:43.920 Welcome to Marketing 101 and today's topic, cause marketing. 02:20:43.920 --> 02:20:48.040 Cause marketing is when a company connects its products or brand to a social cause with 02:20:48.040 --> 02:20:50.200 the goal of benefiting both sides. 02:20:50.200 --> 02:20:55.840 Yeah, it's a benefit PR-wise and it also does help other people. 02:20:55.840 --> 02:20:59.920 So let's say your local donut shop partners with the youth football team. 02:20:59.920 --> 02:21:04.160 For every donut they sell, they donate $1 to the team. 02:21:04.160 --> 02:21:08.280 Locals hear about this and run to the donut shop for the kids. 02:21:08.280 --> 02:21:10.360 The more donuts they sell, the more... 02:21:10.360 --> 02:21:16.040 I don't think though, I think that's the case in this specific example where it's like, 02:21:16.040 --> 02:21:22.440 okay, every sale we give a dollar to the local football team, that like really helps local businesses. 02:21:22.440 --> 02:21:27.000 But I don't think anybody's buying Honey Nut Cheerios because the box top gives 10 cents 02:21:27.000 --> 02:21:28.160 to a fucking school. 02:21:28.160 --> 02:21:33.400 The money the football team gets, both sides win, that's cause marketing. 02:21:33.400 --> 02:21:38.320 And when there's a charitable incentive, you can get increased sales, higher brand awareness, 02:21:38.320 --> 02:21:43.520 customer loyalty, positive brand perception, and of course, real money going towards a 02:21:43.520 --> 02:21:44.520 cause. 02:21:44.520 --> 02:21:45.520 That's box tops. 02:21:45.520 --> 02:21:50.640 Cause think about it, mom is standing in the cereal aisle deciding between two boxes, 02:21:50.640 --> 02:21:53.880 and one of them gives 10 cents to your kid's school. 02:21:53.880 --> 02:21:54.880 Which one are you grabbing? 02:21:54.880 --> 02:21:57.720 I said, I said, it doesn't matter! 02:21:57.720 --> 02:22:00.920 It doesn't matter if I'm the fucky, it's 10 fucking cents! 02:22:00.920 --> 02:22:01.920 It's a dime! 02:22:01.920 --> 02:22:02.920 It's a dime! 02:22:02.920 --> 02:22:08.080 I'm not sitting there. I'm not sitting there going, huh? I would I rather have 02:22:08.640 --> 02:22:13.320 This one or this one? Well, this one gives 10 cents to my local school if I 02:22:13.840 --> 02:22:15.560 download the app and 02:22:15.560 --> 02:22:23.920 input it and I sign up with an account and then I give them my email and turn on the email notifications and 02:22:24.160 --> 02:22:26.160 then scan the school 02:22:27.000 --> 02:22:29.800 that I want to donate it to and then 02:22:29.800 --> 02:22:33.600 and use the box stop if I remember. 02:22:33.600 --> 02:22:37.800 And like it's not, I don't think that's ever 02:22:37.800 --> 02:22:42.360 in the history, I'm like in the history of box stops. 02:22:42.360 --> 02:22:43.400 I don't think there's been a parent 02:22:43.400 --> 02:22:45.320 that's held two boxes and gone. 02:22:45.320 --> 02:22:48.320 I'm gonna go with this one because it has a box stop. 02:22:48.320 --> 02:22:51.160 Plus, the amount of times that I would persuade my mom 02:22:51.160 --> 02:22:53.360 to get me the brand with box stops, just. 02:22:53.360 --> 02:22:54.440 No way. 02:22:54.440 --> 02:22:58.240 I feel like, maybe, maybe. 02:22:58.240 --> 02:23:00.960 I mean, I would be like, oh, we need to cut off the box stop. 02:23:00.960 --> 02:23:03.040 But I don't think I was like, oh, it has to have a box stop. 02:23:03.040 --> 02:23:04.740 Does the status boost to the school 02:23:04.740 --> 02:23:07.640 or get closer to a pizza party? 02:23:07.640 --> 02:23:09.040 Marketing geniuses. 02:23:09.040 --> 02:23:11.520 And there's evidence that this is an entire marketing 02:23:11.520 --> 02:23:12.360 strategy. 02:23:12.360 --> 02:23:15.280 Because in 2018, General Mills described box tops 02:23:15.280 --> 02:23:17.920 as a program operated by its marketing teams. 02:23:17.920 --> 02:23:19.800 They share that box tops promotions 02:23:19.800 --> 02:23:21.280 are a way to drive store visits 02:23:21.280 --> 02:23:23.400 and increase how much customers spend. 02:23:23.400 --> 02:23:25.600 So sure, the school got real money, 02:23:25.600 --> 02:23:27.280 but General Mills, I think they're 02:23:27.280 --> 02:23:31.660 of real winners with brand loyalty, purchase influence and exposure. 02:23:31.960 --> 02:23:33.860 So was box tops a bad thing? 02:23:34.020 --> 02:23:36.220 Honestly, I don't think it's that simple. 02:23:36.320 --> 02:23:39.760 As a kid, all I saw was 10 cents and a pizza party. 02:23:39.900 --> 02:23:44.440 Now I see the fundraiser, the more which is like the stupidest shit ever 02:23:44.700 --> 02:23:45.900 when you think about it. 02:23:45.900 --> 02:23:48.580 It's like the reward for the work. 02:23:49.240 --> 02:23:53.880 Like, do you all remember not not pizza parties for box tops? 02:23:54.240 --> 02:23:56.540 Do you all remember when your school would do some shit 02:23:56.540 --> 02:24:01.300 where you would have to go sell like chocolate or some, 02:24:01.300 --> 02:24:05.580 you would go sell a product and it's like the amount you sold, 02:24:05.580 --> 02:24:07.560 there would be like a pamphlet 02:24:07.560 --> 02:24:10.540 and you would win certain things. 02:24:10.540 --> 02:24:12.700 And it's like, if you sold enough, 02:24:12.700 --> 02:24:16.700 you would win like a Nerf gun or something. 02:24:16.700 --> 02:24:19.900 And it's like that you would win a $40 item 02:24:19.900 --> 02:24:24.020 if you sold $4,000 worth of chocolate. 02:24:24.020 --> 02:24:31.460 like what the you'd win a MacBook if you sold 10 grand in fuck and so you're 02:24:31.460 --> 02:24:36.100 going family member to family member and they're like pity purchasing this 02:24:36.100 --> 02:24:42.420 stupid shill off-brand product for the sole purpose of you being able to win 02:24:42.420 --> 02:24:49.020 something marketing strategy the brand loyalty all of it and honestly I'm not 02:24:49.020 --> 02:24:53.180 mad at it box tops that it's thing cuz schools got money general most got 02:24:53.180 --> 02:24:59.040 Loyalty and we got a strangely iconic piece of childhood out of it. So let me know in the comments 02:24:59.040 --> 02:25:04.660 Do you think box hops is a good thing a clever market? I don't think it was I don't think it was a bad thing 02:25:04.660 --> 02:25:06.660 I think it's just like bro 02:25:06.900 --> 02:25:13.440 You got to up that shit to like 25 cents today, bro 10 fucking cents in the big 02:25:13.740 --> 02:25:18.920 26 like even if you got every person in your school doing that shit, which they're not 02:25:18.920 --> 02:25:26.720 It's like you're making a school in a year on box tops. It has to be making out what a hundred bucks 02:25:28.240 --> 02:25:30.240 A hundred bucks maybe 02:25:31.880 --> 02:25:37.240 At least make it a dollar then it's not profitable if everybody does it that would cut into general mills profits 02:25:37.240 --> 02:25:39.720 They don't want that. This was a fire vid though 02:25:41.000 --> 02:25:43.000 Or shot a so-toe 02:25:44.000 --> 02:25:47.400 Be in brainy for the sub it's thank you the three 02:25:48.400 --> 02:25:52.780 Nick and Russie to the sub gas station Jesus they give the 20 gifted subs 02:25:53.280 --> 02:25:57.060 Thank them if you got a something give it to 20 gift it's neck russ and it's for the sub Joshua 02:25:57.600 --> 02:26:05.880 Jimmy Fox not pot Slade 240 CZ a Q Danny VR for the sub move or Parker Lydian suit up the sub 02:26:06.320 --> 02:26:09.140 Koopa mod a carbon Skyler for the sub as well. Hold up 02:26:13.000 --> 02:26:23.000 Here's a good one. 02:26:23.000 --> 02:26:29.840 Uh, modern car for the sub Skylar and Sir thinking of the five gifted CJ for the sub. 02:26:29.840 --> 02:26:31.820 All right. 02:26:31.820 --> 02:26:35.140 Lock in chat next video. 02:26:35.140 --> 02:26:40.460 The best Scrabble player is genuinely insane. 02:26:40.460 --> 02:26:46.540 This is Nigel Richards and he is competing in the 2015 French Scrabble Championship, 02:26:46.540 --> 02:26:47.540 but there's just- 02:26:47.540 --> 02:26:52.140 They didn't even know they had that, they didn't even know they had Scrabble Championships. 02:26:52.140 --> 02:26:56.940 One problem, Nigel doesn't speak French at all. 02:26:56.940 --> 02:27:01.340 So how in the world did he manage to win? 02:27:01.340 --> 02:27:06.940 With all formats at the French World Championships, he has won not just once, not just twice, 02:27:06.940 --> 02:27:12.540 but 14 individual titles against grandmasters who have spoken French their entire lives. 02:27:12.540 --> 02:27:17.540 He speaks French and he can do exceptional results. It's just incredible. 02:27:17.540 --> 02:27:20.440 Yet conquering the entire French-speaking world was... 02:27:20.440 --> 02:27:24.540 I feel like he has to know how words are formed in French. 02:27:24.540 --> 02:27:29.940 Or do you think he's just studying... like does he know the meaning of a word that he's spelling? 02:27:29.940 --> 02:27:31.620 If he doesn't speak French. 02:27:32.260 --> 02:27:34.260 Actically just a sidequest form. 02:27:34.260 --> 02:27:37.780 He has nearly 50 major titles in English alone, 02:27:37.780 --> 02:27:40.180 more than anyone else by a landslide. 02:27:40.180 --> 02:27:42.500 He's known for outsmarting Scrabble engines, 02:27:42.500 --> 02:27:43.620 and he is genuinely- 02:27:43.620 --> 02:27:45.620 $20,000! 02:27:50.180 --> 02:27:53.780 But he's raking it in from playing Scrabble. 02:27:54.980 --> 02:27:59.140 ...Gens, and he is genuinely the greatest Scrabble player of all time. 02:27:59.140 --> 02:28:07.140 It all started when his mother was constantly tired of losing to him in card games, so she introduced him to Scrabble, believing she'd have the upper hand. 02:28:07.140 --> 02:28:12.640 But instead of finally defeating her son, she had just created the literal best Scrabble- 02:28:12.640 --> 02:28:15.140 What words are they fucking spell on here? 02:28:16.640 --> 02:28:18.640 Tenders, okay. 02:28:18.640 --> 02:28:20.640 Plotzing. 02:28:20.640 --> 02:28:23.140 Fyberd. 02:28:23.140 --> 02:28:24.640 Relian. 02:28:24.640 --> 02:28:31.120 player to ever live. What's odd is that Nigel never touched a game of Scrabble until 28 years old, 02:28:31.120 --> 02:28:36.000 and what's even more odd is that he'd never been able to spell very well and wasn't great 02:28:36.000 --> 02:28:42.160 in English at school. By contrast, some of Richard's most lethal opponents like David Elder 02:28:42.160 --> 02:28:47.440 started competing in world championships at 16 years old, and Jesse Day started playing in his 02:28:47.440 --> 02:28:53.360 final year of high school. And still, by every account, Nigel is the greatest Scrabble player 02:28:53.360 --> 02:28:58.780 Who has ever lived across thousands of documents? I mean the aura of this guy that's this crazy, dude 02:28:59.060 --> 02:29:02.740 These fucking specs the haircut the long beard 02:29:03.340 --> 02:29:10.240 Posted up in a scrabble match just fucking owning the competition in an elite tournament games since 1996 02:29:10.400 --> 02:29:14.700 He maintains an unprecedented win rate of roughly 75 percent 02:29:15.200 --> 02:29:17.560 Which 75 percent win rate? Oh? 02:29:17.560 --> 02:29:26.280 Oh, to have that in a competitive game. 75% win rate in the pros? In the pro scrabble 02:29:26.280 --> 02:29:27.280 league? 02:29:27.280 --> 02:29:33.320 Rags the question. What makes his style so suffocating that even the world's top grandmasters 02:29:33.320 --> 02:29:37.480 can only watch him take over? After steamrolling the co- 02:29:37.480 --> 02:29:44.080 Most of Nigel's opponents describe playing him as if running onto the beaches of Normandy 02:29:44.080 --> 02:29:51.200 during D-Day. It's a slaughter, they say. Facing against him in Scrabble is like utter death. 02:29:51.200 --> 02:29:52.920 It's torture playing him. 02:29:52.920 --> 02:29:53.920 Competition at the- 02:29:53.920 --> 02:29:59.200 He whips out words you've never heard of before. Iridosa Colitis lands on the board. 02:29:59.200 --> 02:30:05.280 Iridosa Colitis lands on the board, literally completing the entire row. It barely fits. 02:30:05.280 --> 02:30:12.400 2025 World Cup Scrabble Championship all the way to round 28 by winning 18 times in a row. 02:30:12.400 --> 02:30:21.600 He would face John Treve, a top tier grandmaster, wildly regarded as one of the top players and who frequently ranks among the highest rated players in the world. 02:30:21.600 --> 02:30:22.100 He started- 02:30:22.100 --> 02:30:25.400 Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie, bro. I barely remember how to play fucking Scrabble. 02:30:25.400 --> 02:30:31.600 I know you spell words off of words and if you land in these certain, like, two-act spots, you get multiple points. 02:30:33.100 --> 02:30:35.900 But, like, how do you- do you just pick? 02:30:35.900 --> 02:30:40.000 Like, they have letters they're able to use that they get out of a bag. 02:30:40.000 --> 02:30:43.320 So there's chance involved in the game as well, now? 02:30:43.320 --> 02:30:48.620 Arts off with Docs, to which Nigel immediately responds for luxating and gets 70 points. 02:30:48.620 --> 02:30:53.580 He challenges the word his opponent just played, thinking it might be a mistake, though Nigel re- 02:30:53.580 --> 02:30:57.000 What do you mean might be a mistake, like the word doesn't exist? 02:30:59.000 --> 02:31:03.800 Like, I'm curious, do you think Nigel knows the definition of the words that he's playing? 02:31:03.800 --> 02:31:07.600 Or do you think he just knows that this luxating is a word? 02:31:07.600 --> 02:31:14.440 early ever makes mistakes so the game is swiftly resumed this was Nigel's first 02:31:14.440 --> 02:31:18.160 North American tournament in six years and he would do something that shocked 02:31:18.160 --> 02:31:22.360 everyone the match settles into a standard mid-game rhythm with Nigel 02:31:22.360 --> 02:31:26.240 bing-oing prods to form leisure and extending his lead to almost a hundred 02:31:26.240 --> 02:31:32.080 points while filling up his talarak something sparks the casters to 224 and 02:31:32.080 --> 02:31:36.120 And I just am praying to see the H. Yes, the T. 02:31:36.120 --> 02:31:39.500 The H. The T. 02:31:39.500 --> 02:31:42.160 Ahhhh! 02:31:42.160 --> 02:31:45.160 This is gonna be an exhilarating match, folks. 02:31:45.160 --> 02:31:48.280 As he slings it over, as he slings it over to Nigel, 02:31:48.280 --> 02:31:50.320 what is he gonna play? 02:31:50.320 --> 02:31:52.640 They want to see him play a fleasurer off the word 02:31:52.640 --> 02:31:54.440 he just played, getting the triple 02:31:54.440 --> 02:31:56.560 and forming a 10-letter word, 02:31:56.560 --> 02:31:58.800 which is a rare occurrence in endgame. 02:31:58.800 --> 02:32:01.880 John plays Zinco and Nigel responds with Oye. 02:32:01.880 --> 02:32:10.180 In this position, John could play Jade which would block Nigel from playing athleisure though 02:32:10.180 --> 02:32:12.560 he sees Jag for 19 points. 02:32:12.560 --> 02:32:17.080 Now in this situation, most people would immediately play athleisure. 02:32:17.080 --> 02:32:19.800 But of course, Nigel is not everybody. 02:32:19.800 --> 02:32:23.240 What he does instead is play Vector. 02:32:23.240 --> 02:32:26.960 Doing so will deplete the tileback and prevent John from having more opportunities 02:32:26.960 --> 02:32:30.240 to bingo and it's actually the better play. 02:32:30.240 --> 02:32:35.240 After a few moves from both players, John draws the last remaining tile, a V. 02:32:35.240 --> 02:32:39.800 It actually, this game is so much more strategic than it seems, because it's like, oh you're 02:32:39.800 --> 02:32:46.320 just spelling words off of words, but everything has to, like, line up perfectly. 02:32:46.320 --> 02:32:49.680 You could play words in certain spots. 02:32:49.680 --> 02:32:52.240 Like there's so many options. 02:32:52.240 --> 02:32:56.160 Like this would be the most confusing shit ever against somebody that's good at scrabble. 02:32:56.160 --> 02:32:59.680 The only spot available for it is- Like where do you even play a word? 02:32:59.680 --> 02:33:03.280 Like you could just pick up a word randomly, like you could play off this E, the T, the 02:33:03.280 --> 02:33:04.280 S, the A, the F. 02:33:04.280 --> 02:33:06.360 Vau, right here. 02:33:06.360 --> 02:33:10.780 What happens next could only be described as perfection. 02:33:10.780 --> 02:33:17.400 Nigel knows John can only play Vau, and he could block him multiple ways with how, row, 02:33:17.400 --> 02:33:24.440 or even toe, but he plays R, then going unfastened and O, a brilliant move, as this allows 02:33:24.440 --> 02:33:29.600 him to save his precious tiles for what he has planned, all while blocking John. 02:33:29.600 --> 02:33:35.000 With no other choice, John passes his turn to Nigel, who plays Ed for 3 points, opening 02:33:35.000 --> 02:33:38.160 up this tile, and lay up for his next move. 02:33:38.160 --> 02:33:41.720 Oh my gosh, amazing, absolutely amazing. 02:33:41.720 --> 02:33:46.360 I need more energy from this, I need more energy from the commentators, dude. 02:33:46.360 --> 02:33:51.100 I would be, I would have no idea what's going on, but I'd be fucking ripping it the 02:33:51.100 --> 02:33:52.600 entire time. 02:33:52.600 --> 02:33:57.560 Oh my god, Nigel just played Ed right there, John is fucked! 02:33:57.560 --> 02:34:03.280 He's gonna have nothing that he can play but he has a V on the board. What are we gonna do here pal? 02:34:03.280 --> 02:34:04.480 Oh my god 02:34:04.480 --> 02:34:10.060 I can see the sweat on his forehead driven down the side of his fucking temples right now into his Hawaiian shirt 02:34:10.060 --> 02:34:13.740 He's got swamp ass surely this guy's shaking in his fucking boots 02:34:13.980 --> 02:34:17.120 He realizes it's over four or four to four seventy eight 02:34:17.600 --> 02:34:22.080 Nigel has a lot of letters left to work with. With John passing his turn again 02:34:22.580 --> 02:34:27.480 Nigel can finally play the incredible athleisure for a massive sixty points 02:34:27.560 --> 02:34:31.800 This is just so insane. I cannot believe it. 02:34:31.800 --> 02:34:32.920 Laze it now. 02:34:34.200 --> 02:34:35.800 And John just moved his- 02:34:35.800 --> 02:34:39.000 Oh my god, John is fucking thumb-founded. 02:34:39.560 --> 02:34:41.480 He didn't even see that. 02:34:41.480 --> 02:34:44.600 Headboard in this, like, what in the world? 02:34:44.600 --> 02:34:47.640 He's crying. He just threw up in his own hands. 02:34:47.640 --> 02:34:50.440 His wife left him. Oh my god. 02:34:50.440 --> 02:34:51.800 Oh, you're kidding me? 02:34:51.800 --> 02:34:52.120 Yeah. 02:34:52.120 --> 02:34:56.440 Before ending the game with Yo, a beautiful, almost cinematic- 02:34:56.440 --> 02:34:58.440 I love how- how's the records. 02:34:58.440 --> 02:35:00.440 Nigel Richards, 23 and 4. 02:35:00.440 --> 02:35:02.440 Wait, to claim the trophy of the tournament, 02:35:02.440 --> 02:35:06.440 he calculated the exact tile pool multiple turns in advance, 02:35:06.440 --> 02:35:09.440 intentionally executed perfectly low moves, 02:35:09.440 --> 02:35:14.440 which forced a specific board layout that opened up the 10 letter front extension, 02:35:14.440 --> 02:35:17.440 pulling off a tournament-winning multi-turn bingo- 02:35:17.440 --> 02:35:19.440 Can I bet on- can I bet on this? 02:35:22.440 --> 02:35:24.440 So when board space is almost- 02:35:24.440 --> 02:35:28.560 There's certainly a betting prop for Nigel Richards. 02:35:28.560 --> 02:35:30.600 It's non-existent and the tile-bag is- 02:35:30.600 --> 02:35:32.640 Oh, the ROI is probably horrible though. 02:35:32.640 --> 02:35:35.120 He has a 75% win rate. 02:35:35.120 --> 02:35:36.520 Completely empty. 02:35:36.520 --> 02:35:40.000 He's probably like minus 900 going into a Scrabble World Champ. 02:35:40.000 --> 02:35:44.400 Requires a level of insane calculation and is why this match is widely considered 02:35:44.400 --> 02:35:47.640 to be the best Scrabble Endgame of all time. 02:35:47.640 --> 02:35:51.160 Calculating plays like this a handful of moves ahead is literally just a tip of 02:35:51.160 --> 02:35:53.000 the iceberg for Nigel. 02:35:53.000 --> 02:35:59.840 Since 1998, he has won 76% of more than 4,000 career games sanctioned by the World English 02:35:59.840 --> 02:36:03.080 Language Scrabble Players Association. 02:36:03.080 --> 02:36:09.800 The rest of the top five players, including Elder, have won between 66 and 68% of theirs. 02:36:09.800 --> 02:36:14.280 He outscores his opponents by 72 points per game on average. 02:36:14.280 --> 02:36:18.440 Elder, the number two all-time player, outscores his by 49. 02:36:18.440 --> 02:36:24.840 On top of that, Richards holds the world championship record with five titles won between 2007 and 02:36:24.840 --> 02:36:26.360 2019. 02:36:26.360 --> 02:36:28.840 Nobody else has more than two. 02:36:28.840 --> 02:36:32.840 In an email to a journalist, David Elder says the following about Nigel. 02:36:32.840 --> 02:36:37.240 I don't know how to put this in layman's terms, but it essentially continues to confirm 02:36:37.240 --> 02:36:40.720 that he's the best player at any game that ever existed. 02:36:40.720 --> 02:36:41.720 His brain- 02:36:41.720 --> 02:36:47.720 Best player in any game that's ever existed? Why'd he pick Scrabble? 02:36:47.720 --> 02:36:57.720 Am I gonna, am I gonna sit here and say that he probably is, you know, I'm not gonna say he's not good at every board game he plays. 02:36:57.720 --> 02:37:01.720 But every game that's ever existed, I think he means every board game. 02:37:01.720 --> 02:37:06.720 extends leagues beyond the capability of a chess nerd who studied their whole life. 02:37:06.720 --> 02:37:12.720 He's not human, no amount of practice or innate talent will ever render anyone normal to rival him. 02:37:12.720 --> 02:37:14.720 And Jesse Day after Luke- 02:37:14.720 --> 02:37:18.720 He's saying Nigel Richards is better than like Magnus Carlson. 02:37:18.720 --> 02:37:23.720 Is in the 2018 final to Richards, describe him as the greatest there has ever been and ever will be. 02:37:23.720 --> 02:37:25.720 In an early round match against- 02:37:25.720 --> 02:37:27.720 Are they playing in a mall? 02:37:27.720 --> 02:37:29.720 As the greatest 02:37:31.720 --> 02:37:33.720 There has ever been an 02:37:33.960 --> 02:37:41.120 Ever will be in an early round match against expert opponent Mike Johnson at the 2025 World Cup Championship 02:37:41.360 --> 02:37:48.880 Nigel Richards was up. Where's dark mall? Yeah, good one. Good one. 53 points. Where does dog small get his shoes? 02:37:49.240 --> 02:37:51.240 Wait now 02:37:51.240 --> 02:37:54.920 Where does Darth Vader get his shoes? 02:37:54.920 --> 02:38:00.480 In the game, comfortable but not entirely safe with seven tiles remaining in the bag. 02:38:00.480 --> 02:38:06.280 In this position, the top computer engine's clear preference was Ali for 16 points. 02:38:06.280 --> 02:38:07.840 Glitchers looked at it. 02:38:07.840 --> 02:38:11.120 He appeared for a few minutes like he was about to play it. 02:38:11.120 --> 02:38:13.200 But then he did something bizarre. 02:38:13.200 --> 02:38:17.000 Nigel exchanges? 02:38:17.000 --> 02:38:18.000 Leaving? 02:38:18.000 --> 02:38:19.000 And hey. 02:38:19.000 --> 02:38:23.500 Oh, Matt, what the heck would it be? 02:38:23.500 --> 02:38:28.800 Oh my God, dude, Matt, I think I'm peeing down my own fucking leg right now. 02:38:28.800 --> 02:38:31.800 I've never seen somebody do that ever. 02:38:31.800 --> 02:38:34.100 He just exchanged his fucking blocks. 02:38:34.100 --> 02:38:38.200 We say that that is a mistake, except that it's Nigel, 02:38:38.200 --> 02:38:41.800 and I have to imagine that he has some rationale for it. 02:38:41.800 --> 02:38:43.100 He exchanged... 02:38:43.100 --> 02:38:46.300 Oh my God, wait. 02:38:46.300 --> 02:38:51.300 He exchanges his blocks to fuck up his exchange. 02:38:53.300 --> 02:38:57.100 Tiles, and it wasn't just the commentators who were shocked. 02:38:57.100 --> 02:39:02.700 When the position was ran through the engine afterward, it couldn't justify the play either. 02:39:02.700 --> 02:39:06.900 It took the original commentator and three additional Scrabble experts 02:39:06.900 --> 02:39:11.800 to eventually reconstruct the logic behind Nigel's mysterious play. 02:39:11.800 --> 02:39:15.100 By calculating that Johnson was sitting on an eminent bingo, 02:39:15.100 --> 02:39:21.260 Nigel intentionally threw specific tiles into the bag to sabotage Johnson's post-bingo-wreck 02:39:21.260 --> 02:39:26.620 with clunky duplicates while maximizing his own odds of drawing the game-winning C-tile. 02:39:26.620 --> 02:39:26.940 Nigel- 02:39:26.940 --> 02:39:27.420 Wow! 02:39:31.260 --> 02:39:35.180 But how do you even think ahead like that in this fucking game? 02:39:35.180 --> 02:39:40.140 This move was actually a masterclass in hyper-advanced endgame manipulation. 02:39:40.140 --> 02:39:45.300 Francis Desjardins, a French scrabble expert and a programmer Gilles Blanchette, 02:39:45.300 --> 02:39:50.500 analyzed the end games of 588 tournament games played by Nigel Richards. 02:39:50.500 --> 02:39:54.460 The end game is the part of the game after the last tile leaves the bag, 02:39:54.460 --> 02:39:58.300 and at that point, scrabble flips from a game of hidden information 02:39:58.300 --> 02:40:00.460 into a game of perfect information, 02:40:00.460 --> 02:40:05.420 since both players can work out exactly which tiles their opponent is holding. 02:40:05.420 --> 02:40:09.920 With dozens of possible move sequences and the order mattering for both sides, 02:40:09.920 --> 02:40:16.020 solving it perfectly is usually far too complex for a human to do under tournament pressure. 02:40:16.020 --> 02:40:19.620 So it's no surprise their analysis found that Nigel's opponents, 02:40:19.620 --> 02:40:25.820 and this is only counting players who have at some point been ranked in the world or North American Top 10, 02:40:25.820 --> 02:40:29.920 made a mistake in 47% of their endgame moves. 02:40:29.920 --> 02:40:35.780 In other words, even the best players in the world get less than half of their endgame's 02:40:35.780 --> 02:40:36.780 right. 02:40:36.780 --> 02:40:44.260 Nigel, on the other hand, made just 11 errors across 919 endgame moves. 02:40:44.260 --> 02:40:48.240 A measly 1.2%- Oh my god he's chatty VT. 02:40:48.240 --> 02:40:50.580 In the fucking flesh. 02:40:50.580 --> 02:40:54.800 In the flesh Nigel Richards is an AI in Scrabble. 02:40:54.800 --> 02:41:03.800 He is a 1.2% error rate, and the top 10 opponents of pros have like a 1 and 2 fuck up. 02:41:03.800 --> 02:41:09.480 An error rate costing him a total of just 31 points. 02:41:09.480 --> 02:41:17.240 His top 10 opponents across- Check his anus for a vibe there. 02:41:17.240 --> 02:41:18.240 Good comment. 02:41:18.240 --> 02:41:19.240 Good chat. 02:41:19.240 --> 02:41:35.320 half as many moves lost a combined 1,818 points and it gets even stranger when 02:41:35.320 --> 02:41:41.880 the same 919 moves were run through quackle a Scrabble Zone AI it made four 02:41:41.880 --> 02:41:49.080 times as many mistakes as Nigel and lost seven times as many points it's 02:41:49.080 --> 02:41:51.240 It's hard to think of anyone in any sport. 02:41:51.240 --> 02:41:56.260 He's better than AI at the game. 02:41:56.260 --> 02:42:00.000 That's not even a thing in chess. 02:42:00.000 --> 02:42:03.280 How are you better than AI in Scrabble? 02:42:03.280 --> 02:42:10.360 Oh my god, you can't even fucking say he's cheating. 02:42:10.360 --> 02:42:12.480 That's like, actually, oh my god, 02:42:12.480 --> 02:42:14.280 you can't even say he's cheating 02:42:14.280 --> 02:42:19.880 because it would hinder him to use a cheating engine. 02:42:22.200 --> 02:42:27.140 The game was this far ahead of the field, including the machines built to solve it. 02:42:27.920 --> 02:42:34.520 Nigel plays moves so advanced that top computer engines initially rate them as errors or suboptimal, 02:42:35.000 --> 02:42:41.400 only for human analysis to later reveal Nigel was right all along and the engine was wrong. 02:42:41.400 --> 02:42:49.120 The fact that how is that AI not seeing that because they can't like factor in like variable chance or like what other moves are 02:42:49.120 --> 02:42:56.200 Capable of being played we know Nigel isn't cheating because he literally outperforms all existing scrabble AI is so funny 02:42:56.200 --> 02:43:01.640 Yeah, he's so good that cheating would actually be a handicap and I think he's still better than 02:43:02.080 --> 02:43:07.720 The best computer like by a mile like I don't know there's so many plays that he's made over his career 02:43:07.720 --> 02:43:09.720 That I hope we get to talk about over the coming 02:43:09.720 --> 02:43:17.920 weeks and months, but like a lot of times the computer just doesn't understand what he's doing and so you run it for a couple days and then it's like oh yeah he was right. Yeah. 02:43:17.920 --> 02:43:26.720 Magnus Carlson has arguably the greatest chess player in history, having helped the world championship title for a decade. Yet even Magnus- 02:43:26.720 --> 02:43:35.760 Is it weird to say though that like, I feel like part of the, I know he's better than AI, 02:43:36.480 --> 02:43:45.120 but I'm curious if the Scrabble World Championships had as many players wanting to get into it as chess, 02:43:45.120 --> 02:43:52.160 if Nigel would be that good. Like is there an argument to be made that like Magnus Carlson, 02:43:52.160 --> 02:44:00.480 even if he's losing to chess AI, it's still more impressive because he's the top of a board game that has far more players. 02:44:00.480 --> 02:44:10.920 This must bow to the undisputed ruler of his domain, Stockfish, a chess engine capable of evaluating 70 million positions per second 02:44:10.920 --> 02:44:14.760 and systematically dismantling any human who dares to play it. 02:44:14.760 --> 02:44:21.520 A hundred out of a hundred games, Magnus Carlson would lose even if Stockfish was down a bishop or a knight. 02:44:21.520 --> 02:44:33.520 The boundary between human brilliance and machine is absolute and chess, but in Scrabble, that line doesn't exist, because Nigel Richards is the engine, and he's arguably better. 02:44:33.520 --> 02:44:40.520 Furthermore, Nigel is known for playing incredibly random, unique words that haven't been heard of. 02:44:40.520 --> 02:44:45.720 Some of the most iconic are Keerjerker, Saprazoic, Chlorodyne, and Z- 02:44:45.720 --> 02:44:55.120 Saprazoic living or feeding on dead and decaying organic matter specifically by absorbing dissolved organic compounds and nutrients through the body surface. 02:44:55.120 --> 02:45:02.920 Batitos, words that likely had never been played in competitive Scrabble before, and probably never will be again. 02:45:02.920 --> 02:45:08.920 One of the most legendary cases happened in ETSS-A, Indian Open, in January 2024. 02:45:08.920 --> 02:45:16.120 In round 3 he played Rajiv Antao, a prominent Indian scrabble-leader and experienced international competitor. 02:45:16.120 --> 02:45:25.120 The match quickly turned into an ordinary mid-game, until Nigel uses up all seven of his tiles to play inflexes over two triple-ward scores, 02:45:25.120 --> 02:45:30.520 giving him 221 points and essentially guaranteeing his win already. 02:45:30.520 --> 02:45:34.120 A few moves later Rajiv can do little more than watch. 02:45:34.120 --> 02:45:39.640 Saddled with a weak hand, he's forced to settle for a modest 28-point play, while Nitro pulls 02:45:39.640 --> 02:45:46.520 another powerhouse rack and drops eruption for a massive 72 points, another bingo. 02:45:46.520 --> 02:45:51.320 Rajiv plays sign and immediately takes the triple word score for 21 points. 02:45:51.320 --> 02:45:56.360 However, Nitro's tile rack is looking extremely promising once again. 02:45:56.360 --> 02:46:02.200 He has an A, a C, an E, an N, an O, an R, and a T. 02:46:02.200 --> 02:46:05.780 And in this position, he has a handful of options. 02:46:05.780 --> 02:46:10.100 Now, personally, as a scrabble noob, I see accent at the top. 02:46:10.100 --> 02:46:10.780 Anything- 02:46:10.780 --> 02:46:12.500 I'm not seeing shit. 02:46:12.500 --> 02:46:13.900 I'm staring. 02:46:13.900 --> 02:46:17.800 I feel like I'm looking at another language if I'm being totally honest here. 02:46:17.800 --> 02:46:25.060 Like, if you handed me these letters, I would have no idea what to do. 02:46:25.060 --> 02:46:27.600 I would have no clue. 02:46:27.600 --> 02:46:30.700 I'd be sitting here like, uh, okay. 02:46:30.700 --> 02:46:34.380 I really I just start looking at like random letters that I could like slide down 02:46:35.260 --> 02:46:38.140 Try and spell something for tie with gradants 02:46:38.700 --> 02:46:45.660 Whereas a way better player could see co-parent for 82 points, but a professional would see all those options 02:46:46.380 --> 02:46:51.900 And sarcanette for 89 points. But of course Nigel isn't your average pro 02:46:52.700 --> 02:46:57.020 What he plays next is arguably the greatest move in scrabble history 02:46:57.020 --> 02:47:07.640 Nigel Richards plays the phenomenal Pernock Tated and 11 letter ward for 92 02:47:07.640 --> 02:47:11.940 points. He uses all of his letters which is his fifth straight bingo in a row 02:47:11.940 --> 02:47:20.100 connects the top and the bottom Pernock Tated. In a row bringing his score to 02:47:20.100 --> 02:47:30.100 680 points. An unbelievable score! An unbelievable word to spell in this final series of the 02:47:30.100 --> 02:47:37.500 pro-strabble world match. An 11-letter word against Rajiv and Tao. Nigel Richards wins it 02:47:37.500 --> 02:47:43.860 by over 400 points. Agreeing because players hold only 7 piles on a rack, meaning Nigel 02:47:43.860 --> 02:47:48.740 had to sandwich his 7 letters between a pea. The Philadelphia streets are being set 02:47:48.740 --> 02:47:55.380 on fire as we speak. They've already greased the telephone poles, people are trying to climb them. 02:47:55.380 --> 02:47:56.820 Nigel Richards! 02:47:56.820 --> 02:48:00.420 And a T.E.D. that were already on a crowded board. 02:48:00.420 --> 02:48:05.620 Pernotated is surprising because it is so obscure that almost no human holds it in their active 02:48:05.620 --> 02:48:12.020 memory. Because why would you? Grandmasters rarely memorize longer words past eight or 02:48:12.020 --> 02:48:16.260 nine letters because the odds of board space lining up for them are miniscule. 02:48:16.260 --> 02:48:24.160 So it's simply much more efficient to memorize the other hundreds of thousands of smaller words, which, by the way, already takes decades. 02:48:24.160 --> 02:48:29.760 Rather than taking easier, high-scoring 7 or 8-letter bingles available on his rack, 02:48:29.760 --> 02:48:37.460 Nigel's superhuman board vision spotted an opening to pull off a move that is virtually impossible for a human brain to calculate. 02:48:37.460 --> 02:48:46.900 The match ends after a couple of moves from each player, and Nigel ends the match with 748 points, shattering his previous record. 02:48:46.900 --> 02:48:57.660 Games like these are one of the many reasons why Nigel is widely believed to have memorized the entire international English scramble lexicon, which is more than 280,000 words. 02:48:57.660 --> 02:49:04.460 I feel like that's not... there's no way that's possible to memorize. 280,000 words. 02:49:04.460 --> 02:49:08.360 World number one is not even the most shocking part of his story 02:49:08.580 --> 02:49:14.980 Maybe he simply got bored of winning in English because he went on to memorize the entire French Scrabble dictionary in 02:49:17.380 --> 02:49:20.260 Dude, okay. Yeah, no, he's better than Magnus 02:49:21.140 --> 02:49:22.280 I 02:49:22.280 --> 02:49:27.260 Understand that I'm gonna go against what I just said and I know there's more people playing chess 02:49:27.660 --> 02:49:33.740 But imagine being so good at Scrabble that you've won so many championships that you just go 02:49:33.740 --> 02:49:42.200 So I'm going to go win in another language, I'm going to go play in French because this 02:49:42.200 --> 02:49:43.440 is too easy. 02:49:43.440 --> 02:49:48.000 Just nine weeks to win their world championship without speaking the language and he didn't 02:49:48.000 --> 02:49:52.860 just scrape by it either because he went on to win the French classic title again, stacked 02:49:52.860 --> 02:49:57.880 up multiple French Blitz and duplicate world titles and even won the French World Pairs 02:49:57.880 --> 02:49:59.380 Championship. 02:49:59.380 --> 02:50:05.300 you, he is playing against literal grandmasters who have spoken French their entire lives 02:50:05.300 --> 02:50:07.620 and he's still dominating in a language- 02:50:07.620 --> 02:50:12.060 Yeah, he like can't even speak to them if they don't speak any English, cause he doesn't 02:50:12.060 --> 02:50:13.060 speak French. 02:50:13.060 --> 02:50:14.060 He can't even speak. 02:50:14.060 --> 02:50:15.060 He's an alien. 02:50:15.060 --> 02:50:26.380 He really needed an interpreter to thank the audience. 02:50:26.380 --> 02:50:29.900 So how do you feel about losing to a guy that doesn't even speak your language? 02:50:29.900 --> 02:50:34.700 During his victory speeches, then, as if to prove it wasn't a fluke, 02:50:34.700 --> 02:50:39.580 Nigel apparently decided that he was still bored and did it all over again in Spanish. 02:50:39.580 --> 02:50:39.980 Oh my god. 02:50:39.980 --> 02:50:45.260 He spent about a year digesting the Spanish lexicon, entered the 2024 Spanish World Scramble 02:50:45.260 --> 02:50:51.500 Championship and casually stormed the field, winning 23 out of 24 games to take home the 02:50:51.500 --> 02:50:57.580 world title. The guy who lost in second place said this is a humiliation and of course Nigel 02:50:57.580 --> 02:51:05.580 won it again the next year. For reference, the French Scrabble dictionary contains over 386,000 02:51:05.580 --> 02:51:12.380 words while the official Spanish lexicon packs roughly 600,000 playable forms and he has not 02:51:12.380 --> 02:51:17.980 only memorized both of them but also the entire- How are you memorizing 600,000? How are you- 02:51:17.980 --> 02:51:19.780 He's memorized a million words. 02:51:19.780 --> 02:51:21.680 How do you memorize a million words? 02:51:21.680 --> 02:51:24.480 That's like not, that's not possible. 02:51:24.480 --> 02:51:27.180 Hire English Scrabble Dictionary as well. 02:51:27.180 --> 02:51:28.280 Okay, Autism. 02:51:28.280 --> 02:51:30.280 I even feel like even with Autism. 02:51:30.280 --> 02:51:32.580 Competing in a language you don't actually speak 02:51:32.580 --> 02:51:35.780 should be a guaranteed recipe for instant failure. 02:51:35.780 --> 02:51:39.180 Unless, of course, your name is Nigel Richards, 02:51:39.180 --> 02:51:42.480 which leaves everyone asking the exact same question. 02:51:42.480 --> 02:51:46.580 How is a human brain even capable of doing this? 02:51:46.580 --> 02:51:50.020 I'm not sure there is a secret, um, just a matter of language. 02:51:50.020 --> 02:51:55.700 I studied English mostly, but I was basically an hour a day studying English. 02:51:55.700 --> 02:51:57.460 Fans, journalists, and fellow... 02:51:57.460 --> 02:52:01.300 Is he from New Zealand? Or like Australia? 02:52:01.300 --> 02:52:03.620 Players widely believe he has an idetic memory... 02:52:03.620 --> 02:52:05.060 That's not how I thought he would sound. 02:52:05.060 --> 02:52:09.540 Murray, though he reportedly contests that characterization himself, 02:52:09.540 --> 02:52:14.580 an idetic memory is a rare ability to vividly recall an image with high detail 02:52:14.580 --> 02:52:17.380 for a short time, but it's not that hard when you think about it. 02:52:19.780 --> 02:52:25.860 What? I don't know why that shocked me. I was just expecting it to be like, 02:52:25.860 --> 02:52:30.020 yeah, it's not really that big of a deal. After seeing it only once, 02:52:30.020 --> 02:52:35.460 it's also said that Nigel doesn't see words as language or meaning. Rather to him, 02:52:35.460 --> 02:52:41.060 words are pure spatial patterns, mathematical probabilities, and geometric talent arrangements. 02:52:41.060 --> 02:52:48.260 He rarely gives media interviews, displays near zero facial expressions whether he wins or loses, and keeps his life private. 02:52:48.260 --> 02:52:51.460 We tend to categorize Nigel Richards alongside guys... 02:52:51.460 --> 02:52:55.560 He's the New Zealand goat that I've never heard of in my life, even though I've been in New Zealand all my life. 02:52:55.560 --> 02:52:59.860 Dude, this guy's insane. This is like... this guy's the face of New Zealand. 02:52:59.860 --> 02:53:08.160 Like Tiger Woods, LeBron James, or Magnus Carlson, the undisputed goats who simply play our human games better than everyone else. 02:53:08.160 --> 02:53:12.620 Yeah, but I feel like he has a higher win rate than like any pro ever. 02:53:12.620 --> 02:53:15.920 That framing completely misses what Nigel actually is. 02:53:15.920 --> 02:53:18.920 Every other grandmaster plays language. 02:53:18.920 --> 02:53:23.920 They study prefixes, memorize definitions, and build human habits. 02:53:23.920 --> 02:53:28.420 When they look at a rag, they see English, French, or Spanish. 02:53:28.420 --> 02:53:29.820 Nigel doesn't. 02:53:29.820 --> 02:53:34.860 To him, a dictionary isn't a collection of human thoughts or even words. 02:53:34.860 --> 02:53:38.300 It's a 300,000 piece mathematical matrix. 02:53:38.300 --> 02:53:43.460 He doesn't drop a word like Pernoktated or Saprazoic because he has deep vocabulary. 02:53:43.460 --> 02:53:48.620 He plays them because his mind operates on a different level entirely, and that is the 02:53:48.620 --> 02:53:52.180 terrifying reality for anyone sitting across from him. 02:53:52.180 --> 02:53:56.340 While the rest of the world plays a game of spelling, strategy, and language, Nigel 02:53:56.340 --> 02:54:00.780 is executing a multi-turn strategy that was mapped out three moves ahead of your 02:54:00.780 --> 02:54:02.300 best response. 02:54:02.300 --> 02:54:07.860 He doesn't play Scrabble for fame, money, or vanity, as long as 225 squares and a bag 02:54:07.860 --> 02:54:13.660 of letter titles exist, there will never, ever be another like him. 02:54:13.660 --> 02:54:20.060 Wow, that was such a good fucking video. 02:54:20.060 --> 02:54:23.700 11 million views in 10 days. 02:54:23.700 --> 02:54:26.660 Imagine you're a German Scrabble championship and you're waiting for the day for the 02:54:26.660 --> 02:54:27.660 bad news to come. 02:54:27.660 --> 02:54:29.580 Oh my god, I couldn't imagine that. 02:54:29.580 --> 02:54:34.780 German Scrabble Championship, you get wind that Nigel's pulling up to your local fucking 02:54:34.780 --> 02:54:37.700 meat to just feel out the competition. 02:54:37.700 --> 02:54:38.700 No! 02:54:38.700 --> 02:54:47.180 Is this time to be happening? 02:54:47.180 --> 02:54:52.700 Nigel Richards is coming to the German Championship! 02:54:52.700 --> 02:54:53.700 Oh! 02:54:53.700 --> 02:54:59.500 It's like Dune's Day for you, holy fuck. 02:54:59.500 --> 02:55:02.860 You're never winning a game a day in your life ever again. 02:55:04.780 --> 02:55:07.460 This is a bad time to be in the scrabble scene. 02:55:07.460 --> 02:55:09.120 Not Collin gets an axe for the subquen, 02:55:09.120 --> 02:55:10.300 thank you for the three. 02:55:10.300 --> 02:55:11.740 Eddie and Rhythe for the sub, Aiden for the three. 02:55:11.740 --> 02:55:13.380 Thank you for the eight. 02:55:13.380 --> 02:55:14.740 Thank you for the dedication, hard work you do, 02:55:14.740 --> 02:55:15.980 keep us entertained, my girlfriend, 02:55:15.980 --> 02:55:16.940 watching you every day. 02:55:16.940 --> 02:55:18.660 Shout out to Cameron from Aiden. 02:55:18.660 --> 02:55:19.620 Thank you for the eight. 02:55:19.620 --> 02:55:20.640 Thank you for the nice message. 02:55:20.640 --> 02:55:21.980 Adept and trip for the sub. 02:55:21.980 --> 02:55:24.300 Count thank you for the five gift, it's crap. 02:55:24.300 --> 02:55:27.180 Poser, camp for the sub, Quen for the three. 02:55:27.180 --> 02:55:29.180 killer and doom for the sub Mexican red 02:55:29.720 --> 02:55:35.040 Just silly and chelly thinking for the sub shiny Abby ace and galaxy thinking of the raid 02:55:35.400 --> 02:55:39.860 Chilean shark thinking the sub gas for the five gifted salty thinking the sub what's up salty unreal gas station 02:55:39.860 --> 02:55:43.180 Jesus, thank you for the 20 gift. It's again. Not for the sub. All right 02:55:43.660 --> 02:55:47.460 Chad I got a pee in the rafter than the last video big and just for the sub 02:55:47.660 --> 02:55:51.620 I'm not watching the jack Pembroke video today. Send it in the video so I'm coming out 02:56:27.180 --> 02:56:29.180 I 02:56:36.960 --> 02:56:38.960 Alright, let's go 02:56:39.420 --> 02:56:44.840 I'll thank you for the sub big and just for the sub conk not and synapse they give the sub chat last video for the day I 02:56:45.880 --> 02:56:51.420 Tried China's most painful massage a Xiao ma video crim take it to three 02:56:51.420 --> 02:56:54.680 Okay, go play Scrabble in New Zealand. I can't tell you how hard that game is comparable to chess. 02:56:54.680 --> 02:56:57.320 I know chess more than that in the game, and I played more Scrabble than chess. 02:56:58.600 --> 02:57:02.080 I mean, I don't know. I've only played probably like three games of Scrabble ever. 02:57:02.080 --> 02:57:02.960 Lock-in. 02:57:02.960 --> 02:57:05.680 Now, it's gonna come down to the most painful part of the day. 02:57:05.680 --> 02:57:06.340 Oh, no. 02:57:06.340 --> 02:57:07.540 Should I scan this? 02:57:12.540 --> 02:57:16.620 God, we haven't watched the Giaoma massage video in a while. This is gonna be lit. 02:57:17.000 --> 02:57:19.160 Cows. Cows? Yes. 02:57:19.160 --> 02:57:20.420 There we go. 02:57:21.420 --> 02:57:29.540 If you watch a ton of Chinese martial arts movies like me, at some point you will have 02:57:29.540 --> 02:57:33.540 come across the concept of pressure points, the idea that there's a point in your body 02:57:33.540 --> 02:57:38.100 that if hit in the right way can produce paralysis, or instant death. 02:57:38.100 --> 02:57:42.620 Turns out that this is actually based on a real concept in Chinese medicine, and massaging 02:57:42.620 --> 02:57:47.060 these points in the right way is actually said to be therapeutic, albeit extremely 02:57:47.060 --> 02:57:48.060 painful. 02:57:48.060 --> 02:57:51.540 So I came out to one of the best Chinese spots in New York City to experience it myself. 02:57:51.540 --> 02:57:54.860 Oh my god, I can't fucking wait for this. 02:57:54.860 --> 02:57:58.300 This is gonna be like the Indian head massage, but even better. 02:57:58.300 --> 02:58:02.700 Oh, when he's sitting in that chair and the dude has his finger in his ear with a, like 02:58:02.700 --> 02:58:08.500 a vibrator gun on his hand and he's just moaning. 02:58:08.500 --> 02:58:10.340 This guy, this guy hits a pressure point. 02:58:10.340 --> 02:58:12.940 He just, he just makes a really loud and seen noise. 02:58:12.940 --> 02:58:15.740 He's like, I think I just came into my pants. 02:58:15.740 --> 02:58:17.500 You're low, you're high, you're low, you're high. 02:58:17.500 --> 02:58:19.500 Hey, that's what makes you live. 02:58:19.500 --> 02:58:21.060 I sit here, sit here, make it happy. 02:58:21.060 --> 02:58:23.740 So this is Dr. Wong, your partner here. 02:58:23.740 --> 02:58:26.460 I'm a partner here, and I'm also a counter-director. 02:58:26.460 --> 02:58:29.860 Orgasm, yeah, in the Jal-Ma head massage video, 02:58:29.860 --> 02:58:31.580 he's sitting there moaning, and he's like, 02:58:31.580 --> 02:58:33.500 it feels like an orgasm. 02:58:36.500 --> 02:58:37.620 Sit here. 02:58:37.620 --> 02:58:40.820 And the Indian guy has like an air pod in, 02:58:40.820 --> 02:58:43.020 and he's just finger in the ear with a massage gun. 02:58:43.020 --> 02:58:44.020 He's like... 02:58:48.020 --> 02:58:53.020 Yeah, I heard you wanted this brutal Chinese torture. 02:58:53.020 --> 02:58:54.020 Yeah, a little bit of torture. 02:58:54.020 --> 02:58:55.020 Yeah, a little bit of torture. 02:58:55.020 --> 02:58:57.020 This is our first high-end, very high-end Chinese style. 02:58:57.020 --> 02:58:58.020 Yeah. 02:58:58.020 --> 02:59:01.020 We combined with Chinese meridian therapy as well. 02:59:01.020 --> 02:59:07.020 In Chinese medicine theory, they say there are 14 meridians in your body, which is the energy flow. 02:59:07.020 --> 02:59:12.020 That's one of those where like your pinky toe is connected to your spleen from out. 02:59:12.020 --> 02:59:14.020 Yeah, well, I'm excited. 02:59:14.020 --> 02:59:18.020 All right, we got my little massage robe. 02:59:18.020 --> 02:59:20.020 Excited? 02:59:20.020 --> 02:59:24.020 So, this is just a test image that you see how you cover your face, okay? 02:59:24.020 --> 02:59:26.020 Okay. Everybody's vaccinated here, right? 02:59:26.020 --> 02:59:28.020 Yeah, we're all vaccinated. 02:59:28.020 --> 02:59:30.020 Okay, so I can... 02:59:30.020 --> 02:59:32.020 Right here. Do you feel this? 02:59:32.020 --> 02:59:34.020 I was probably during COVID. 02:59:34.020 --> 02:59:36.020 Oh, yeah. 02:59:36.020 --> 02:59:38.020 Sub-example area, okay? 02:59:38.020 --> 02:59:40.020 Yeah, that's kind of... 02:59:40.020 --> 02:59:42.460 Oh, what the hell was that? 02:59:42.460 --> 02:59:43.460 Oh. 02:59:43.460 --> 02:59:44.460 Oh. 02:59:44.460 --> 02:59:47.020 And it's like going down, okay? 02:59:47.020 --> 02:59:48.020 Okay. 02:59:48.020 --> 02:59:49.020 That's gonna hurt more now. 02:59:49.020 --> 02:59:50.020 Okay. 02:59:50.020 --> 02:59:51.020 So that's gonna hurt a lot. 02:59:51.020 --> 02:59:52.020 Oh. 02:59:52.020 --> 02:59:53.020 Oh. 02:59:53.020 --> 02:59:54.020 Oh. 02:59:54.020 --> 02:59:55.660 Now this is the part that hurts the most. 02:59:55.660 --> 03:00:01.020 Oh my God, I can't wait for the weird noises that Jama is about to make. 03:00:01.020 --> 03:00:02.020 Oh. 03:00:02.020 --> 03:00:03.020 Oh. 03:00:03.020 --> 03:00:04.020 Oh. 03:00:04.020 --> 03:00:05.020 Oh, shit. 03:00:05.020 --> 03:00:07.020 It hurts really a lot, right? 03:00:07.020 --> 03:00:08.020 It hurts a lot. 03:00:08.020 --> 03:00:10.020 This one's gonna hurt too. 03:00:10.020 --> 03:00:14.020 Wow, oh f**k, what the f**k? 03:00:14.020 --> 03:00:16.020 How does that come here? 03:00:16.020 --> 03:00:24.020 You know, like easy like kill Bill and stuff where they do like a five point strike and like, like, they know exactly the right spots and they... 03:00:24.020 --> 03:00:26.020 The Rick and Morty death punch? 03:00:26.020 --> 03:00:28.020 Yeah, this is real. 03:00:28.020 --> 03:00:30.020 This is real. 03:00:30.020 --> 03:00:32.020 Very good, you watched those movies? 03:00:32.020 --> 03:00:42.420 叫什么来的 点麦吗 血 点血 血道 但是血道 但是这种血道对 呃刚才做的那些东西呢不一定是血道对 但是那些是有些是一个这个 03:00:42.420 --> 03:00:48.620 这个英语的侵略 给的会一个stagnate 就是气急的地方 所以这地方我们要把它拉开 03:00:48.620 --> 03:00:53.620 压 拉开心理里面的气 对 然后气呢 然后 03:00:53.620 --> 03:00:58.620 哦 喵嘛 哈 卻是喵嘛 nudes here 喵嘛 speaks like every language ever 03:00:58.620 --> 03:01:11.620 So what's the end result of these techniques and results? 03:01:11.620 --> 03:01:12.620 Yeah, what? 03:01:12.620 --> 03:01:13.620 Right, right, right. 03:01:13.620 --> 03:01:14.620 You're going to feel wonderful. 03:01:14.620 --> 03:01:20.620 You're going to feel all open up, all energetic, feel great, and have a very good sleep tonight. 03:01:20.620 --> 03:01:22.620 Okay, sounds great. 03:01:22.620 --> 03:01:26.620 First you relax your hand, touch your spine a little bit, okay? 03:01:26.620 --> 03:01:28.620 Or did you go right? 03:01:28.620 --> 03:01:29.620 Yeah. 03:01:29.620 --> 03:01:31.620 Alright, so here we go. 03:01:31.620 --> 03:01:33.620 Just touch your hand a little bit to the middle. 03:01:33.620 --> 03:01:37.620 He goes, ah, ah, ah, I think I'm paralyzed. 03:01:37.620 --> 03:01:39.620 Just come up this way. 03:01:39.620 --> 03:01:41.620 Alright, okay, I find it. 03:01:41.620 --> 03:01:42.620 Okay, now you're good. 03:01:42.620 --> 03:01:43.620 Put back there. 03:01:43.620 --> 03:01:44.620 Start from here. 03:01:44.620 --> 03:01:47.620 Like those old chiropractor, you ever see those chiropraxie videos? 03:01:47.620 --> 03:01:50.620 Where they have like an old woman with scoliosis 03:01:50.620 --> 03:01:52.620 and they crack her back and she goes, 03:01:52.620 --> 03:01:54.620 ahhhhhhhhh 03:01:54.620 --> 03:01:58.620 and I'm like, I think you just actually paralyzed that woman. 03:01:58.620 --> 03:02:00.620 I don't think she's able to move anymore. 03:02:04.620 --> 03:02:06.620 I believe this is a spot. 03:02:06.620 --> 03:02:12.620 If you practice well, your spirit will go out from here. 03:02:12.620 --> 03:02:16.620 Now we're going to come down to the sub-axibra area and do your sculpt. 03:02:20.620 --> 03:02:31.140 If Jama threw up doing this, that would be the funniest thing ever. 03:02:31.140 --> 03:02:37.140 Alright, this pressure point is going to be really painful. 03:02:37.140 --> 03:02:38.140 You okay, right? 03:02:38.140 --> 03:02:39.140 I'm good. 03:02:39.140 --> 03:02:40.140 You're going to be friends, right? 03:02:40.140 --> 03:02:41.140 I'm a little nervous, but yeah. 03:02:41.140 --> 03:02:42.140 Alright, here we go. 03:02:42.140 --> 03:02:43.140 Genji. 03:02:43.140 --> 03:02:44.140 Here we go. 03:02:44.140 --> 03:02:54.140 oh my god oh 03:02:54.140 --> 03:03:06.380 I'm getting you a tree. 03:03:06.380 --> 03:03:07.380 It's starting. 03:03:07.380 --> 03:03:08.380 It's starting. 03:03:08.380 --> 03:03:09.860 Oh my god we're only four minutes in. 03:03:09.860 --> 03:03:10.860 Good point. 03:03:10.860 --> 03:03:11.860 Oh that's my trigger point. 03:03:11.860 --> 03:03:14.060 This is where the energy gets stagnated. 03:03:14.060 --> 03:03:16.820 Oh, oh, it's so much energy stagnated there. 03:03:21.820 --> 03:03:24.020 So imagine being the cameraman. 03:03:24.780 --> 03:03:28.420 I know, I know, it's like, all right, you're the dude that's doing the pressure points. 03:03:28.420 --> 03:03:31.580 It's like this is like a fucking, you know, you're used to this. 03:03:31.700 --> 03:03:34.420 Probably somewhat casual reaction. 03:03:34.420 --> 03:03:37.780 But you're the guy camera overhead and you almost just moaning. 03:03:37.780 --> 03:03:40.780 He's right here as well. 03:03:50.780 --> 03:03:54.780 It's like an elephant is sitting on a pin on my back. 03:03:57.780 --> 03:03:58.780 This is very painful, isn't it? 03:03:58.780 --> 03:03:59.780 It's very painful. 03:04:02.780 --> 03:04:05.780 After they breathe, he's not even breathing right now. 03:04:05.780 --> 03:04:07.780 Are you okay? 03:04:19.780 --> 03:04:21.780 I can see a lot of stagnation 03:04:21.780 --> 03:04:23.780 Oh 03:04:35.460 --> 03:04:41.940 Oh my god these videos are so fucking funny. Oh my god these videos are so fucking funny 03:04:46.100 --> 03:04:48.100 Oh 03:04:51.780 --> 03:04:53.780 Oh 03:05:01.780 --> 03:05:03.780 My god, that's not even the most replayed 03:05:06.780 --> 03:05:08.780 Holy shit 03:05:08.780 --> 03:05:31.620 It's like a normal reaction that people have to this, like, I wanted to interview this guy 03:05:31.620 --> 03:05:33.740 I'd be like, so how jam I handle that? 03:05:33.740 --> 03:05:36.980 Like was that, was that like normal? 03:05:36.980 --> 03:05:38.060 Oh, fuck. 03:05:38.060 --> 03:05:40.380 The feet are curling up. 03:05:40.380 --> 03:05:41.220 Oh man. 03:05:42.980 --> 03:05:43.940 You know what this feels like? 03:05:43.940 --> 03:05:46.620 It's like when you accidentally hit your elbow 03:05:46.620 --> 03:05:50.260 on like, on like a, on the table and it's just like pshh. 03:05:50.260 --> 03:05:51.780 Your whole arm is like electric. 03:05:51.780 --> 03:05:52.620 Yeah. 03:05:52.620 --> 03:05:54.780 It's like that, but like sustained. 03:05:54.780 --> 03:05:55.620 Whoa. 03:05:56.700 --> 03:05:58.340 Oh my god, okay. 03:05:58.340 --> 03:06:08.340 Oh my god, can we pause for a second and re-watch the Indian head massage real quick. Not the whole thing, but I just want to go to that one point. 03:06:28.340 --> 03:06:36.300 This was one of the most intensely pleasurable experiences of my life. 03:06:36.300 --> 03:06:47.860 It tickles to the point of enormous, almost orgasmic pleasure. 03:06:47.860 --> 03:06:52.300 Oh my god, like him having to overlay that? 03:06:52.300 --> 03:06:57.340 Oh my god dude, this is the funniest shit ever. 03:06:57.340 --> 03:07:00.440 Oh my god I'm gonna spit all over myself. Holy fuck. 03:07:07.640 --> 03:07:09.640 What is your finding in a hurt the same time? 03:07:09.640 --> 03:07:11.140 Gah! You're out! 03:07:11.140 --> 03:07:15.140 Oh it's like intensely painful and intensely pleasurable at the same time. 03:07:16.140 --> 03:07:18.640 I don't know guys. It's pretty intense. 03:07:20.140 --> 03:07:22.140 Oh it's a good one. That's how I knew that. 03:07:22.140 --> 03:07:25.140 Thank you, thank you though. I appreciate that, yeah. Okay. 03:07:25.140 --> 03:07:30.900 We're going to continue and it means now we found he has a very best path for us. 03:07:30.900 --> 03:07:33.860 We're going to make a little bit of adjustments here. 03:07:33.860 --> 03:07:37.380 Take a deep breath in, all right. 03:07:37.380 --> 03:07:38.900 Breathe out for me. 03:07:38.900 --> 03:07:39.900 All right, buddy. 03:07:39.900 --> 03:07:41.900 I'm going to give you a little tiny push, okay? 03:07:41.900 --> 03:07:42.900 Okay, buddy? 03:07:42.900 --> 03:07:43.900 Good. 03:07:43.900 --> 03:07:44.900 Oh! 03:07:44.900 --> 03:07:45.900 Oh! 03:07:45.900 --> 03:07:46.900 You okay? 03:07:46.900 --> 03:07:47.900 Okay. 03:07:47.900 --> 03:07:48.900 Okay. 03:07:48.900 --> 03:07:49.900 I'm going to leave you alone. 03:07:49.900 --> 03:07:50.900 I'm going to leave you alone. 03:07:50.900 --> 03:07:51.900 You want to show him a sign? 03:07:51.900 --> 03:07:52.900 Okay. 03:07:52.900 --> 03:07:53.900 Okay, sure. 03:07:53.900 --> 03:07:58.980 Joe would love this. Oh my god that right there somebody cracking my back hell. Yeah, you push, okay? 03:08:00.340 --> 03:08:06.400 Okay, after you finish the the pressure point adjustment. He's like all right one crack one crack 03:08:10.140 --> 03:08:12.140 Gemma are you okay? 03:08:14.020 --> 03:08:18.160 But it just feels like so much relief there, you know 03:08:23.900 --> 03:08:34.900 I mean, we gotta play music or something, man. This is just viewer silence. 03:08:34.900 --> 03:08:37.900 I try, but when I'm doing your lower the legs, right? 03:08:37.900 --> 03:08:40.900 Look, I'm trying to kick, but my face is gonna be right here. 03:08:40.900 --> 03:08:41.900 Okay, yeah. 03:08:41.900 --> 03:08:42.900 I'll try. 03:08:42.900 --> 03:08:43.900 I'll try. 03:08:43.900 --> 03:08:44.900 Okay. Here we go. 03:08:45.900 --> 03:08:47.900 This part's called phone shoot. 03:08:47.900 --> 03:08:49.900 Oh 03:08:52.940 --> 03:08:54.940 I'm even pressing hard 03:09:01.740 --> 03:09:07.020 You know what they call this kind of massage actually now to tell you the truth. What do they call this is called the ancient chinese torture 03:09:11.260 --> 03:09:13.820 Already you know what chin dynasty is right at the previous time 03:09:13.820 --> 03:09:15.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 03:09:15.820 --> 03:09:17.540 You think he's making those noises on purpose? 03:09:17.540 --> 03:09:20.220 No, Xiama's done many of these videos, 03:09:20.220 --> 03:09:23.340 where he goes to like, just different massage places 03:09:23.340 --> 03:09:28.340 or like masseuses, and he'll get like varying like, 03:09:28.900 --> 03:09:30.940 types of culture-based massages 03:09:30.940 --> 03:09:32.500 and every time he freaks out. 03:09:32.500 --> 03:09:34.660 But I say it's entorments, you know? 03:09:36.380 --> 03:09:38.820 But I love the mantis, the shi-dakus. 03:09:38.820 --> 03:09:40.940 He did like a naked leaf massage 03:09:40.940 --> 03:09:42.520 that I wanted to watch on stream, 03:09:42.520 --> 03:09:44.660 but it just had straight ass in it. 03:09:45.840 --> 03:09:48.440 You can just see Jamma's straight cheeks. 03:09:48.440 --> 03:09:50.880 Did you see how he got the cheese on the way? 03:09:50.880 --> 03:09:53.320 Oh, I'm joking, of course. 03:09:54.440 --> 03:09:56.880 It's very hard for them to budge, you know? 03:09:56.880 --> 03:09:58.220 If you don't push them. 03:09:58.220 --> 03:09:59.060 You can link question mark. 03:09:59.060 --> 03:10:01.600 Oh, that's the thumbnail right there. 03:10:01.600 --> 03:10:02.440 Like this. 03:10:04.520 --> 03:10:06.120 What is that? 03:10:06.120 --> 03:10:06.960 Oh my God. 03:10:06.960 --> 03:10:07.800 Oh. 03:10:07.800 --> 03:10:09.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:09.800 --> 03:10:11.800 He's hit himself. 03:10:11.800 --> 03:10:13.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:13.800 --> 03:10:15.800 He hit himself. 03:10:15.800 --> 03:10:17.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:17.800 --> 03:10:19.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:19.800 --> 03:10:21.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:21.800 --> 03:10:23.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:23.800 --> 03:10:25.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:25.800 --> 03:10:27.800 I think you take a little break. 03:10:27.800 --> 03:10:29.800 Yeah. 03:10:29.800 --> 03:10:31.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:31.800 --> 03:10:33.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:33.800 --> 03:10:35.800 Oh, shit! 03:10:35.800 --> 03:10:42.800 It's like I'm ripping off to the table for dear life. 03:10:42.800 --> 03:10:45.800 Like, oh, no. 03:10:45.800 --> 03:10:47.800 How can I show my love? 03:10:47.800 --> 03:10:53.800 Now it's going to come down to the multiple part of the day. 03:10:53.800 --> 03:10:54.800 Oh, no. 03:10:54.800 --> 03:10:55.800 Cows. 03:10:55.800 --> 03:10:56.800 Cows? 03:10:56.800 --> 03:10:57.800 Yes. 03:10:57.800 --> 03:10:58.800 There we go. 03:10:58.800 --> 03:10:59.800 Oh! 03:10:59.800 --> 03:11:00.800 Oh! 03:11:00.800 --> 03:11:02.800 Oh 03:11:14.320 --> 03:11:19.000 This being the reaction like there's no part of this that looks enjoyable. Wow 03:11:22.840 --> 03:11:28.240 That was like pain level nine and a half man that was oh boy 03:11:30.800 --> 03:11:32.800 I 03:11:47.080 --> 03:11:49.680 Got it's actually just freaking out on the table 03:12:00.800 --> 03:12:06.560 He's like having an excess of something. 03:12:06.560 --> 03:12:08.920 Actually that's what it looks like. 03:12:08.920 --> 03:12:12.240 It's like a demon's being expelled from his body right now. 03:12:12.240 --> 03:12:13.240 Let's see. 03:12:13.240 --> 03:12:14.240 Oh my god. 03:12:14.240 --> 03:12:15.240 Oh man. 03:12:15.240 --> 03:12:24.240 Now we gotta do the other leg. 03:12:24.240 --> 03:12:25.240 How do you describe that? 03:12:25.240 --> 03:12:31.240 Like a simultaneous bee sting in every part of your calves. 03:12:32.240 --> 03:12:35.240 You know, either you should cry or you should laugh at the same time. 03:12:35.240 --> 03:12:36.240 Yeah, kushel buddho, right? 03:12:36.240 --> 03:12:37.240 Kushel buddho. 03:12:37.240 --> 03:12:38.240 Oh my god. 03:12:38.240 --> 03:12:39.240 Oh my god. 03:12:46.240 --> 03:12:48.240 Don't take the camera, be careful. 03:12:51.240 --> 03:12:53.240 Your feet are really hard. 03:12:55.240 --> 03:12:56.860 I'm making dough here. 03:12:56.860 --> 03:12:59.700 This is how we practice making noodles dough. 03:13:00.700 --> 03:13:02.540 Do you like noodles? 03:13:02.540 --> 03:13:03.460 Hurry up. 03:13:03.460 --> 03:13:05.100 I'll make you noodles. 03:13:05.100 --> 03:13:06.400 No, no, no. 03:13:21.100 --> 03:13:22.260 Are we going to check it? 03:13:22.260 --> 03:13:24.040 You can't even see it on the screen. 03:13:25.240 --> 03:13:30.120 Fuck, if this heart doesn't give out, as long as it doesn't have a heart attack and die, it won't be fine. 03:13:30.120 --> 03:13:31.240 I thought I was gonna go... 03:13:31.240 --> 03:13:33.240 Ah, so you're gonna tell your father, huh? 03:13:33.240 --> 03:13:35.240 Oh, oh, oh! 03:13:35.240 --> 03:13:36.240 It's a high kid, I am. 03:13:36.240 --> 03:13:38.240 Oh my god, I was about to fail by the solid. 03:13:38.240 --> 03:13:40.240 Oh dear. 03:13:40.240 --> 03:13:44.240 That feels a little bit like, um, like taking a psychedelic or something. 03:13:44.240 --> 03:13:45.240 Like, you're just... 03:13:45.240 --> 03:13:46.240 Your mind... 03:13:46.240 --> 03:13:48.240 Your mind goes to different places. 03:13:48.240 --> 03:13:49.240 Like, you're... 03:13:49.240 --> 03:13:51.240 You go somewhere else. 03:13:51.240 --> 03:13:52.240 Like, that's... 03:13:52.240 --> 03:13:54.240 That's like a different level of consciousness right there. 03:13:54.240 --> 03:13:58.240 Bro, you just said that's like taking psychedelics. 03:13:58.240 --> 03:14:03.240 Getting the pressure point on your calf for 30 seconds is like tripping on acid. 03:14:06.240 --> 03:14:13.240 I think he's saying that the feeling is so powerful that you begin to like almost hallucinate in the sense of like, 03:14:13.240 --> 03:14:17.240 Holy shit, this is just like a prolonged pain. What do I do? 03:14:24.240 --> 03:14:31.240 I was handling this better. 03:14:43.040 --> 03:14:50.040 You're sorry I'm not commentating, I don't really know what I should say here, this is just fucking hilarious. 03:14:54.240 --> 03:15:20.720 I think this actually makes you feel better later on. 03:15:20.720 --> 03:15:22.560 I'm gonna go to the lab and then go to a massage place. 03:15:22.560 --> 03:15:24.760 I'd get a massage with Yama. 03:15:24.760 --> 03:15:26.080 You need to just pop. 03:15:26.080 --> 03:15:28.800 The thing that would worry me 03:15:28.800 --> 03:15:30.800 is he always goes to these places 03:15:30.800 --> 03:15:33.840 and then he speaks their language. 03:15:33.840 --> 03:15:36.200 And then I would just be in the dark 03:15:36.200 --> 03:15:38.200 about what's about to happen. 03:15:41.120 --> 03:15:44.080 Like Yama would be having a conversation with this guy 03:15:44.080 --> 03:15:47.280 and I'd be like, what are they about to do to me? 03:15:48.720 --> 03:15:50.240 Like there's a method to the madness, right? 03:15:50.240 --> 03:15:57.360 like there's like doing this is so that you like free up those those like your 03:15:57.360 --> 03:16:01.960 energy knots in your body. You actually feel better. So when you feel better, your 03:16:01.960 --> 03:16:06.040 energy level goes up, you have better health level, okay, and also that your 03:16:06.040 --> 03:16:09.800 brain can think better. So it actually helps your aura, you know, the body 03:16:09.800 --> 03:16:18.240 energy to come into a very ideal state. Yeah. Let me know when it's too painful, okay. 03:16:20.240 --> 03:16:22.240 It's a bit too hot 03:16:25.540 --> 03:16:27.540 It's still too hot 03:16:31.680 --> 03:16:33.680 It's really hot 03:16:35.000 --> 03:16:39.360 Nightmare scenario you flip over you're just rocking a stiff ebra. Holy shit 03:16:41.000 --> 03:16:43.800 Nightmare alright flip over I can't 03:16:50.240 --> 03:17:00.240 I'm so sendy. 03:17:00.240 --> 03:17:08.200 If he farts, that would have made the video, bro. 03:17:08.200 --> 03:17:11.560 That would have made the video right when he's getting his calf fucking brought. 03:17:11.560 --> 03:17:13.120 His calf just grinded in dude. 03:17:13.120 --> 03:17:18.160 He's like, ah, ah, I'm sorry. 03:17:18.160 --> 03:17:24.160 He starts to throw up, purposely apologizing, he just shards. 03:17:31.160 --> 03:17:34.160 It's like a joke to the electricity, just like, pshh. 03:17:37.160 --> 03:17:39.160 I used his one hand. 03:17:48.160 --> 03:18:04.760 Oh my god the feet have to be the worst can be resolved okay physically and 03:18:04.760 --> 03:18:10.160 believe we go tight home we is at the origin spot of liver 03:18:10.160 --> 03:18:19.320 Between the two, I can imagine that hurting so bad. 03:18:19.320 --> 03:18:21.320 It's also fun. 03:18:21.320 --> 03:18:26.280 The end, that's the one for first. 03:18:26.280 --> 03:18:37.280 Okay, you're the already. 03:18:37.280 --> 03:18:47.280 You would think that, you would think, like, by this, like this, this face, that, like, John Kiriakou has a pair of pliers and is just fucking ripping his toenails off. 03:18:57.780 --> 03:18:59.280 Oh my god, he's actually shaking. 03:19:07.280 --> 03:19:10.280 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 03:19:10.280 --> 03:19:11.280 That's a credit, then. 03:19:11.280 --> 03:19:12.280 That's a credit. 03:19:12.280 --> 03:19:13.280 Yeah, yeah. 03:19:17.280 --> 03:19:18.280 My dog is voice-vibrated. 03:19:18.280 --> 03:19:19.280 He went, 03:19:19.280 --> 03:19:20.280 Ha, ha, ha. 03:19:20.280 --> 03:19:22.280 Okay, Ulrich. 03:19:22.280 --> 03:19:23.280 Congratulations. 03:19:23.280 --> 03:19:24.280 Oh, my God. 03:19:24.280 --> 03:19:25.280 Ha, ha, ha. 03:19:25.280 --> 03:19:26.280 You're so nice. 03:19:26.280 --> 03:19:27.280 Well done. 03:19:27.280 --> 03:19:28.280 The chatties. 03:19:28.280 --> 03:19:29.280 Oh, my God. 03:19:29.280 --> 03:19:31.280 Oh, so that is over. 03:19:31.280 --> 03:19:32.280 Oh, a little break. 03:19:32.280 --> 03:19:33.280 A little break. 03:19:33.280 --> 03:19:34.280 A little break. 03:19:34.280 --> 03:19:36.280 break 03:19:36.280 --> 03:19:38.280 wow 03:19:38.280 --> 03:19:40.280 oh my god 03:19:40.280 --> 03:19:42.280 wow 03:19:42.280 --> 03:19:44.280 intense 03:19:44.280 --> 03:19:46.280 very intense 03:19:46.280 --> 03:19:48.280 don't do that 03:19:48.280 --> 03:19:50.280 oh my god guys 03:19:50.280 --> 03:19:52.280 oh 03:19:52.280 --> 03:19:54.280 oh 03:19:54.280 --> 03:19:56.280 oh my god 03:19:56.280 --> 03:19:58.280 I can 03:19:58.280 --> 03:20:00.280 literally barely walk 03:20:00.280 --> 03:20:02.280 wow okay 03:20:02.280 --> 03:20:07.280 Yeah, I was telling him I'm working out today, but I don't know if that's gonna happen. 03:20:07.280 --> 03:20:11.280 Um, alright, well, this is ridiculous. 03:20:11.280 --> 03:20:13.280 Alright, if you guys are brave enough to come, you're gonna try this. 03:20:13.280 --> 03:20:17.280 Um, they don't just do this, but, you know, thank you so much to them for helping out. 03:20:17.280 --> 03:20:23.280 Oh my god, I forgot about this hardcore Chinese street massage fixes my broken ankle. 03:20:23.280 --> 03:20:29.280 He just pays a random guy on the street to fucking massage his ankle. 03:20:29.280 --> 03:20:32.720 Dude, why does he do all of these? 03:20:32.720 --> 03:20:33.720 What is this one? 03:20:33.720 --> 03:20:35.280 What was that face? 03:20:35.280 --> 03:20:40.220 Kung Fu Master cures my liver with insane foot massage. 03:20:40.220 --> 03:20:46.080 Hardcore thigh massage satisfyingly cracks my broken back. 03:20:46.080 --> 03:20:49.160 Are these like his most popular videos? 03:20:49.160 --> 03:20:51.280 I don't know they're not. 03:20:51.280 --> 03:20:55.480 Wow, how are these not his most popular videos? 03:20:55.480 --> 03:20:59.120 World's only professional back scratcher? 03:20:59.120 --> 03:21:06.840 actually fire holy fuck I would actually pay somebody that seems realistic like I'd pay 03:21:06.840 --> 03:21:15.180 somebody to scratch my back oh my god but like what are those nails called that people 03:21:15.180 --> 03:21:27.740 get where they're like pointed and it's like a V that shits insane one more whoa that 03:21:27.740 --> 03:21:35.740 That was the video. That was the video. That was the video that I was talking about. 03:21:35.740 --> 03:21:47.740 Acrylic Salado, yeah. Well that was scary. 03:21:47.740 --> 03:21:53.740 I want to find a very interesting one. 03:21:53.740 --> 03:21:56.540 The Royal Shave, no. 03:21:56.540 --> 03:22:01.100 Dude, World's Weirdest Barber cracks my neck. 03:22:01.100 --> 03:22:02.100 Yes! 03:22:02.100 --> 03:22:03.100 Oh! 03:22:03.100 --> 03:22:04.100 Ah! 03:22:04.100 --> 03:22:05.100 F***! 03:22:05.100 --> 03:22:06.100 Oh! 03:22:06.100 --> 03:22:07.100 Oh! 03:22:07.100 --> 03:22:08.100 Oh! 03:22:08.100 --> 03:22:09.100 Oh! 03:22:09.100 --> 03:22:15.980 Yeah, I want a haircut, ends with you getting a fucking straight up massage by your 03:22:15.980 --> 03:22:16.980 bot. 03:22:16.980 --> 03:22:17.980 What is happening? 03:22:17.980 --> 03:22:37.060 It's like you plunder the dollar store for like random knick-knacks and it's using those 03:22:37.060 --> 03:22:44.060 What the f*** was that? 03:22:44.060 --> 03:22:54.060 There's no way this is a paid-for thing, you know, people don't. 03:22:54.060 --> 03:22:59.260 It's like a fucking fidget toy. 03:22:59.260 --> 03:23:04.060 He starts spinning a fidget spinner and like putting it against his ear. 03:23:04.060 --> 03:23:06.060 Now that action. 03:23:17.060 --> 03:23:19.060 Oh my god, oils him up. 03:23:19.060 --> 03:23:21.060 Oils him up. Holy shit. 03:23:29.060 --> 03:23:30.060 What are you doing later? 03:23:30.060 --> 03:23:34.060 They're getting a three-hour fucking haircut with my Turkish barber. 03:23:36.060 --> 03:23:41.060 Yeah, he's probably gonna break out some fidget toys and rub them on my back and shit. 03:23:46.060 --> 03:23:49.060 Full arm massage, head and ear. 03:23:49.060 --> 03:23:51.060 Wow. 03:24:00.060 --> 03:24:02.860 Oh! Oh, yeah! 03:24:03.860 --> 03:24:05.360 Like I'm strapping it! 03:24:05.360 --> 03:24:06.560 Now let it go. 03:24:06.560 --> 03:24:09.760 Hold it on for dear life to this rollercoaster of pleasure. 03:24:11.160 --> 03:24:13.460 Rollercoaster of pleasure! 03:24:13.460 --> 03:24:15.260 That's the way to describe it. 03:24:15.260 --> 03:24:16.260 Okay. 03:24:25.260 --> 03:24:28.160 Can you ask him where he learned to massage like this? 03:24:28.160 --> 03:24:35.160 My friend and massage is the Turkish wrestling national team. 03:24:35.160 --> 03:24:38.160 You see, 540 hours of training from my university. 03:24:58.160 --> 03:25:03.040 Learning the anatomy of the human. Oh my god ASMR foot massage 03:25:24.120 --> 03:25:26.900 This doesn't look enjoyable can I say that 03:25:28.160 --> 03:25:37.800 And he doesn't look like he, I mean dude, he's just fucking oiling his feet up and scrubbing 03:25:37.800 --> 03:25:39.800 them down. 03:25:39.800 --> 03:25:46.040 Wow. 03:25:46.040 --> 03:25:49.040 Just soaping them up. 03:25:49.040 --> 03:25:51.040 Wow. 03:25:51.040 --> 03:25:58.040 Oh, maybe that's good. 03:25:58.040 --> 03:26:03.040 Oh, oh, oh! 03:26:03.040 --> 03:26:13.040 All, like, dislocates his fucking feet, foot laxing. 03:26:13.040 --> 03:26:19.040 Just, just, just three seconds. 03:26:19.040 --> 03:26:38.560 He's putting layers of wax on his feet for what? 03:26:38.560 --> 03:27:05.460 You're not allowed to ask questions, you fucking candle wax on your pan. 03:27:05.460 --> 03:27:08.580 I don't mean like they waxed the cloth. 03:27:08.580 --> 03:27:11.460 I mean my feet have been encased in wax. 03:27:11.460 --> 03:27:12.820 They cannot move them. 03:27:16.100 --> 03:27:17.420 This is the weirdest thing. 03:27:17.420 --> 03:27:19.380 Is he going to crack the wax off? 03:27:22.380 --> 03:27:23.380 I can't even look. 03:27:35.460 --> 03:27:37.460 What is he gonna do with the wax? 03:27:37.460 --> 03:27:39.460 Oh my god, he takes it all. 03:27:43.460 --> 03:27:47.460 I'm not gonna lie, his feet look mad clean now. 03:28:05.460 --> 03:28:13.020 Oh my god, he hasn't even gotten his haircut yet 03:28:23.380 --> 03:28:25.380 Like a face 03:28:29.460 --> 03:28:34.620 How much does this cost I wonder right what do you think this costs like 80 bucks? 03:28:35.460 --> 03:28:45.460 Is that his skin? 03:28:45.460 --> 03:28:58.460 This is terrifying. 03:28:58.460 --> 03:28:59.460 It's like... 03:28:59.460 --> 03:29:21.220 He's whipping out gadgets I've never seen before. 03:29:21.220 --> 03:29:24.940 What are those Orbeez on his face? 03:29:24.940 --> 03:29:26.940 What is that? 03:29:26.940 --> 03:29:33.940 This is insane. 03:29:33.940 --> 03:29:38.940 This is insane. 03:29:38.940 --> 03:29:45.940 What is that? 03:29:45.940 --> 03:29:51.940 No, no more please. 03:29:51.940 --> 03:30:01.940 Some chocolate syrup. Some Hershey's chocolate syrup in the air. Yeah, just rub all that in. 03:30:01.940 --> 03:30:17.940 Wow. 03:30:17.940 --> 03:30:19.940 and a lemon on to his head. 03:30:32.340 --> 03:30:33.780 Oh my God, it's just like so much 03:30:33.780 --> 03:30:34.780 scrubbing. 03:30:42.260 --> 03:30:44.380 Some sand, some sandpillow green 03:30:44.380 --> 03:30:45.380 out. 03:30:45.420 --> 03:30:47.140 Yes, and sparkling water. 03:30:47.940 --> 03:30:54.340 Howdy Drinks the rest, wow how about it? 03:30:54.340 --> 03:30:55.340 Forehead slap. 03:30:55.340 --> 03:30:56.340 What was that? 03:30:56.340 --> 03:30:57.340 That feels really good. 03:30:57.340 --> 03:30:58.340 Ah, retin-esh. 03:30:58.340 --> 03:30:59.340 What? 03:30:59.340 --> 03:31:00.340 Oh shit! 03:31:00.340 --> 03:31:01.340 This guy! 03:31:01.340 --> 03:31:02.340 He's the devil! 03:31:02.340 --> 03:31:03.340 This is crazy! 03:31:03.340 --> 03:31:05.340 That feels really good. 03:31:05.340 --> 03:31:07.340 Ah! 03:31:07.340 --> 03:31:09.340 Put your nose. 03:31:09.340 --> 03:31:11.340 What? 03:31:11.340 --> 03:31:13.340 Oh, shit! 03:31:13.340 --> 03:31:15.340 This guy! 03:31:15.340 --> 03:31:17.340 He's the devil! This is crazy! 03:31:17.340 --> 03:31:19.340 Relax. 03:31:19.340 --> 03:31:21.340 Relax. 03:31:21.340 --> 03:31:23.340 Relax. 03:31:23.340 --> 03:31:25.340 Relax. 03:31:25.340 --> 03:31:27.340 Relax. 03:31:27.340 --> 03:31:29.340 Relax. 03:31:29.340 --> 03:31:31.340 Relax. 03:31:31.340 --> 03:31:43.020 Wow, that doesn't even sound real. 03:31:43.020 --> 03:31:48.700 He's really just can't walk after. 03:31:48.700 --> 03:31:55.420 Dude, he's cracking body parts. 03:31:55.420 --> 03:31:58.820 I don't even know you can crack. 03:31:58.820 --> 03:32:00.820 the fuck is he cracking? 03:32:00.820 --> 03:32:02.820 Thank you for the event, man. 03:32:02.820 --> 03:32:04.820 If it's awesome, it's awesome. 03:32:04.820 --> 03:32:08.820 Thank you for all that, all that, all that. 03:32:08.820 --> 03:32:10.820 Oh! 03:32:10.820 --> 03:32:12.820 Holy shit! 03:32:14.820 --> 03:32:16.820 That was a crack! 03:32:16.820 --> 03:32:18.820 That's it. 03:32:22.820 --> 03:32:26.820 You know, he's kind of like an old, not old school, 03:32:26.820 --> 03:32:31.200 not old school. He's kind of like almost like an medieval barber in the sense that he just 03:32:31.200 --> 03:32:46.120 does everything. Did he ever get his hair cut? Oh, he got it. Okay. He had his like beer 03:32:46.120 --> 03:32:56.200 shaved or beard shaved and then it was like all head massage wash. Wow. 03:33:03.000 --> 03:33:08.020 Inaugurate with me is my new pickup line strapped into a roller coaster of 03:33:08.020 --> 03:33:10.020 Pleasure. 03:33:13.380 --> 03:33:18.420 Oh my god, this is my react to it two fucking years ago. Oh no, this is uh, 03:33:18.420 --> 03:33:21.460 Meshag Brady's $1 Indian head massage. I did both of them. 03:33:24.180 --> 03:33:27.460 Experiencing a $5 street massage cupping. 03:33:27.460 --> 03:33:29.780 Hello everyone and welcome back to my channel. 03:33:38.020 --> 03:33:41.460 Yo, he is actually butt-ass naked in the top right. 03:33:46.180 --> 03:33:50.100 Oh my god, he's butt-ass naked getting slapped around by a Turkish man. 03:33:51.060 --> 03:33:53.380 I wish I could watch this on stream. 03:33:56.740 --> 03:33:58.740 Oh my god, he's scrubbing him down. 03:33:58.740 --> 03:34:07.880 I traveled around the entire world to f- 03:34:07.880 --> 03:34:16.640 The world's only full-time professional scratcher. 03:34:16.640 --> 03:34:43.400 I will say copying looks very enjoyable like copying looks like I know it has 03:34:43.400 --> 03:34:47.160 like the it like state what is this 03:34:50.720 --> 03:34:55.240 oh having a shaman spit on your forehead 03:35:13.400 --> 03:35:31.440 Oh my god. Oh, yo, if there are any other good Yama videos, send them in the video, 03:35:31.440 --> 03:35:38.960 Sasha dad, please. I would watch these endlessly. Oh, he's like the perfect customer for it 03:35:38.960 --> 03:35:46.380 to his reactions are fucking hilarious. Oh my God. Jake for the sub little slurp. TJ. 03:35:46.380 --> 03:35:52.140 I don't know. Thank you for the tier two. Mr. W J. Loof. Toxic. The neck buns Fox man. 03:35:52.140 --> 03:35:55.860 What's up, bro? Thank you for the sub raise and Jen. Thank you for the sub. Jenny. Thank 03:35:55.860 --> 03:36:00.540 you for the 5k bitties. You probably won't see this. This is why I have a big ability 03:36:00.540 --> 03:36:02.940 this to a good cause because you can't do this anymore. Thank you for all the laughs 03:36:02.940 --> 03:36:11.300 over the years. Oh, brother, if you're thinking about taking your own life, I 03:36:11.420 --> 03:36:16.740 please ask you to get help man. Suicide's not the answer. 988 is a 03:36:16.740 --> 03:36:20.700 suicide hotline in the United States. But suicide's not the answer to your 03:36:20.700 --> 03:36:24.300 problems, man. I wish you the best and I hope you keep pushing. Garlic 03:36:24.300 --> 03:36:27.060 favor fading and Michael the sub. I don't really know what else I could 03:36:27.060 --> 03:36:31.660 say, man. But you're kind of insinuating that you're gonna kill 03:36:31.660 --> 03:36:37.940 yourself. Please get help. I wish you the best man but suicide is not the answer to your 03:36:37.940 --> 03:36:42.620 problems. I think you know that as well. Emotionally, you might not feel that way but logically 03:36:42.620 --> 03:36:47.740 you understand that's not the right decision and I hope that you don't go through with 03:36:47.740 --> 03:36:53.460 it. I wish you the best man. Please get help. Hey, K and Star, thank you for this 03:36:53.460 --> 03:36:59.060 time. All right. Well, I'm ending stream chat. I hope you guys had a good time 03:36:59.060 --> 03:36:59.900 I'm watching. 03:36:59.900 --> 03:37:01.340 I had a fun time streaming. 03:37:01.340 --> 03:37:02.660 You have anybody who's used to watching me play, 03:37:02.660 --> 03:37:04.900 but you have such a stab. 03:37:04.900 --> 03:37:08.740 Outside of that chat, I will be live tomorrow around three EST. 03:37:08.740 --> 03:37:10.300 I'm doing a bro v bro with the veggie. 03:37:10.300 --> 03:37:13.380 Don't know if I'm doing anything else after that. 03:37:13.380 --> 03:37:17.100 Tuesday horror games, around three into roadblocks 03:37:17.100 --> 03:37:18.220 with steak. 03:37:18.220 --> 03:37:20.100 We're also going to be playing a park hurricane called 03:37:20.100 --> 03:37:22.060 volume. 03:37:22.060 --> 03:37:24.380 Wednesday, live at like 11 AM for like two hours 03:37:24.380 --> 03:37:28.740 doing reacts into a five day break. 03:37:28.740 --> 03:37:30.260 I'm gone the first and the fifth of October. 03:37:30.260 --> 03:37:31.100 I'm back the sixth. 03:37:31.100 --> 03:37:32.060 We're doing reacts and games. 03:37:32.060 --> 03:37:35.060 Seventh, we're starting our GTA V play through 03:37:35.060 --> 03:37:35.900 for the story mode. 03:37:35.900 --> 03:37:36.740 We're gonna play it twice a week 03:37:36.740 --> 03:37:39.140 till we beat it six hours each day we stream it. 03:37:40.580 --> 03:37:42.660 The eighth, I'm doing needle and a haystack. 03:37:42.660 --> 03:37:45.140 Ninth, reacts, Marble Rivals staying. 03:37:45.140 --> 03:37:46.440 10th, more GTA. 03:37:46.440 --> 03:37:47.940 Fourteenth, we're doing a league tournament. 03:37:47.940 --> 03:37:50.940 16th, next charity stream for breast cancer research fund. 03:37:52.020 --> 03:37:54.840 23rd, I'm doing cloaks Mario Kart tournament. 03:37:54.840 --> 03:37:57.340 I think it's also a charity stream for F cancer. 03:37:58.740 --> 03:38:02.180 November 1st, I'm doing a Black Horse charity event. 03:38:02.180 --> 03:38:03.420 What else? 03:38:03.420 --> 03:38:06.340 Team review will probably go over the week I get back. 03:38:06.340 --> 03:38:09.260 So the week of the 6th, I don't think it'll be that day. 03:38:09.260 --> 03:38:10.580 We'll probably go over it the 9th. 03:38:10.580 --> 03:38:11.660 We'll pick the products that we're 03:38:11.660 --> 03:38:13.780 going to buy for the team review. 03:38:13.780 --> 03:38:15.140 Probably review those late October. 03:38:15.140 --> 03:38:16.860 Food challenge coming up. 03:38:16.860 --> 03:38:21.700 Sour, spicy, random fucking foods. 03:38:21.700 --> 03:38:23.340 And then we'll go from there. 03:38:23.340 --> 03:38:27.340 Key sheet for the sub, MJ and X thank you for the two subs. 03:38:27.340 --> 03:38:27.980 Sorry for the sub. 03:38:27.980 --> 03:38:29.620 But yeah, man, Jenick, I really hope 03:38:29.620 --> 03:38:31.100 you get the help you need, man. 03:38:31.100 --> 03:38:32.820 Suicide's not the answer to your problems. 03:38:32.820 --> 03:38:34.580 I think you know that as well. 03:38:34.580 --> 03:38:38.340 But sorry, my chat's lagging out. 03:38:38.340 --> 03:38:39.180 I got to refresh. 03:38:42.100 --> 03:38:44.900 But I wish you the best, man. 03:38:44.900 --> 03:38:46.500 All right. 03:38:46.500 --> 03:38:47.740 Chat, we're calling that there. 03:38:47.740 --> 03:38:48.500 Appreciate y'all. 03:38:48.500 --> 03:38:49.460 Hope y'all have fun. 03:38:49.460 --> 03:38:51.060 And I'll catch y'all later. 03:38:51.060 --> 03:38:52.100 Who do we want to raid? 03:38:57.980 --> 03:39:07.980 I don't know if he accepts raids. 03:39:07.980 --> 03:39:12.980 Yeah, we'll raid Tyler one, why not? 03:39:12.980 --> 03:39:13.980 All right. 03:39:13.980 --> 03:39:14.980 Appreciate y'all. 03:39:14.980 --> 03:39:16.980 Hope y'all had fun and I'll catch y'all later. 03:39:16.980 --> 03:39:21.980 We'll go to raid in five, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 03:39:21.980 --> 03:39:26.980 nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine. 03:39:26.980 --> 03:39:29.580 go to rate in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 03:39:29.580 --> 03:39:31.620 See you guys tomorrow.