I felt like he was waiting for me
He made him surrender
And we said sorry
And he said he's feet
I tried his, I tried his
Oh yeah, I'm a geek
She's by it, she's by it
Shut it up
Gotcha calories
I never looked good
And margined
We're sorry
It's like you
But why bother
You perfect body
Maybe I should try harder
You should know your expectations I'm no clever party
I was never cut out for a fronting If I get more ready
Do you think he'd hell like me?
Dysent, mind and tyranny I'm a defense, you're just a private act
It's got it
Being hard to breathe
Disgusting, wrapped in my jeans
Can't be a...
I don't wanna see the way I do
Compliment when I'm with you
Maybe all I feel is got it moved
Tired of tripping on my shoes
But, but when he loves me, I feel like I'm floating
When he calls me pretty, I feel like somebody
Even when we fade ahead
So when he comes to me, I think you will always be my favorite form of love
When I start to tumble from the sky You remind me how to fly
Maybe I'm feeling like a lie But you bring me back to life
So pretty like me, feel like I'm gonna be, feel like I'm gonna be, feel like somebody!
When we better, better to live a life!
Chad, what is good, bro? How you doing?
Chad, how are y'all boys doing, bro?
In a scale of 1 to 10, how is your day?
It's a beautiful Sunday.
First things first.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, bro.
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I'm a diehard Bucs fan.
I will never not love the Bucs.
We're the worst human in NFL right now.
On God.
Listen, bro, I don't lie on God, all right?
We're the worst human in NFL.
The last two months, we can't win a fucking game.
We can't score points.
We can't get first downs.
We sure as shit can't play defense.
We lost to the Dolphins with a backup quarterback.
you
I don't know
If you wanna leave, baby, that's all that is a question
Everything I make a day, I bring it back, you can't even fund me
Oh, right around
I never saw you long
I hope you feel me through this song
I wish you would never leave me long
Tonight is Mr. Bear, me and you, we going on
And I'm worried about it baby, we going on
Right now, a lot of minutes
Yeah, what is up guys?
Once we get back to the house, good is gone, good is spent in your head.
Foot cream, relax bro, I'm gonna show you the music.
Relax on the foot cream for a second.
Then I'll tongue you down, I'm gonna show you that I love you, let me hold you down.
You might look better than baby when my neck is on.
Don't like you mad, but you leaving cute on me forever.
I don't even need to show you my man.
Tap, relax with the foot cream!
Guys, I'm gonna apply the Foot Cream Rematch!
Holy shit!
Yeah, Bucks lost to the dolphins.
Yeah, hey, I know, I know.
I watch the Bucks every Sunday.
I don't need hundreds of lunatics to remind, I know.
I know they lost!
I watched the game!
I'm aware that they lost!
You're not funny!
No one thinks you're funny!
Holy shit, there's not a single person that thinks you're funny, bro. Get ass
dad fucking at I
Know the buck's lost bro. I know I want every time
shut up
Holy shit, I
Mean fuck
God damn, bro. I'm aware that the bucks lost
Razzle! Razzle!
Just chat, listen.
Something stronger than whiskey
you
You
Trying to feel no sorrow got a me back like a fucking monocle I've been looking for some peace and only God
Watching the music!
Ron calling bro, what do you mean, Ron calling?
I don't have a call from Ron!
Leave me alone!
I love Fortnite, think over the five.
Call Ron, Ron calling.
Get out of my chat, I literally got my chat.
Ron is not calling me?
Shut the fuck up!
Ron is not calling me bro, damn!
Shut it up!
all this pain in my body that I hope I'll make it through tonight
as I rock through my city I'm sitting and looking at the lights
for some time we were hurting I got these hands to make you right
many times you don't hurt me I don't know all I know tonight
uh, brand of thinking about a
brand of thinking about a replay yeah I'm not watching the Bucks game bro
I'd rather get my ass kicked
I'm not watching the fucking Bucks game
Berkeley for today
chat send me the clips let's do this
let's tango send in some fucking clips guys
Yes, I'm gonna go on YouTube right now, yeah.
I'm the only one, yeah, yeah.
At this age, how would I mind them hating my unboying a different country?
Stop typing foot cream. I'm not gonna, I'm gonna apply it soon.
Relax!
Wait, Ron actually is calling me.
Wait, Ron is actually calling me.
Oh my god, chat link is Ron.
Hello, Ron.
How you doing, Ron?
Hey, hey!
What's up, Ron?
How you doing?
Dude, you look good in glasses, bro.
Thank you.
So, bro, how are you doing after the whole debacle?
I feel free.
I feel good.
Thanks, Ron.
Tom, John, what's your agenda right now?
We playing.
Today?
What am I doing?
Literally nothing, bro. I'm uh just playing clash same old champ. What about you?
Okay, I'm kind of down bro. What if we did like among us though?
Yeah, isn't among us like better
Dude, I'm net, bro, Ron.
I love Joe, and I've talked to Joe for, like,
probably two years now.
I don't think I've ever seen a Joe chat than us.
Well, guess what?
He's from my hood.
He's from Cherry Hill.
Wait, Joe parts from Cherry Hill?
I'm pretty sure he knows about Cherry Hill.
It's a dangerous area, I'll tell you.
OK.
It's not, bro.
Ron, let it go, bro.
You're from Suburbia, America.
What the fuck?
What is Suburbia?
Just Suburb, dude.
You're a nice guy.
I'm not a nice guy, but I'm a nice guy.
Okay.
Ron, all right, so what time?
What time?
Dude, I mean, I had to talk to Joe,
but my whole time I was saying he's down.
I love Joe.
I've met him so many times.
He's such a nice human.
I've literally never streamed with Joe,
and I've texted Joe for like two years.
I love Joe.
He's a good dude.
Yes, Joe's a good dude.
You wanna play some OJ for a nice dude in my mouth?
Yes, I'll do, what am I doing today?
No, it's 140.
What, okay, how long is Joe gonna be on?
Run. Why are you humping the camera? Dude, what's wrong with you, bro?
Ron, how long is Joe Bart good at behind? I don't know. I don't know how long he streams.
Okay, chat. Ask Joe. I'm down. I'm down. I was going to do clips really quick, and then
I was going to react to a video, but then I'm good. Like, I'm good in an hour. I'm
good at an hour. Okay, so one hour. You promise.
At 5.40 PM, yes, I can play.
ESD.
OK, ESD.
So 240 West, 240 West.
On the app's Joe.
Wait, Joe, watching?
Is Joe down for 5.40 ESD?
For a little while.
I'm the only one.
Yeah.
Check the board.
Check what?
I'm on Discord.
You want to play for it?
Oh my god.
Yes.
Are you good for 540 p.m. Yes, dude, bro
Ron let cherry hill go bro
Bro, I'm not making fun of cherry hill. It's just it's not the hood
Run I'm from the hood like I'm from the hood
Yeah, bro, me yo medium is like upper middle class bro. Wow. You're really a trench baby Ron Wow
You the toughest like row. It's Terry Hill, bro
Yeah, we're not playing RP. No
Dude like I'm cut we could play RP bro. I have girlfriends in our P. Doe like I don't like
Like I have girls over there, bro. You know what I'm saying
This is, you know, this deadass looks crazy, bro.
I have like, I think chat what, two girlfriends in RP3?
How many, how many chat? Zero.
Mmm, got it.
No, I have like two or three.
Zero? Zero.
Oh my god, I actually couldn't view it for this house before.
Okay, Ron, in an hour, alright?
We'll just decide the game on the spot.
Okay, bro, um, Mr. Joe said, Joe said no build,
probably he's got pussy, bro.
No, that's good, that's good.
Yes, I like that.
No, we gotta knock them off,
so we can't win in Build.
Bro, we're not gonna win in Build, bro, I'm asked.
But I'm not an FNCS champion.
Yeah, you've been driving ever before, here!
Sorry, sorry, you did win, yes.
Thank you.
You did win, you did win.
You got it.
So, I'll see you in an hour, Rod?
Yes.
All right, 12 round in an hour,
remind me of an hour.
All right Rob, love you bro.
I love you too.
All right, your chat, Cherry Hill's not the hood.
Let's get a couple of things straight.
Me, me, I'm from the hood, bro.
Look, I'm what you would notify as a,
I'm really in the trenches, bro.
Why is everybody laughing instantly?
Guys, like bro, I did not,
it was tough knocks coming up, bro.
Chat, it was tough knocks, bro.
You're sweet as sugar, okay?
No, like it was really tough ass knocks, bro.
Like Chad, I came up in tough knocks.
No, I'm hacked!
Oh my God, I'm hacked, I'm hacked, I'm hacked, I'm hacked.
Oh my God, Chad, please don't walk porn
on my YouTube account.
Guys, I'm so hacked.
Bro, Chad, fun fact.
One of the first things I ever jerked off to,
after the Nicki Minaj and a,
bro, because, bro, YouTube is ball knowledge, bro.
If you actually are like gooning,
bro, I would just look up on YouTube.
I would look up Big Butt or I would look up Kissing Frank.
Dude, that's like crazy ball knowledge.
When I was like 13, I would goon to Kissing Franks, bro.
Can I get a reach week?
Chat, there's gotta be one.
I see the reach weeks.
Holy ball knowledge.
Bro, when I was like 13,
I would literally look up Kissing Frank and just goon.
I would destroy my wiener, bro.
Those were the good days, bro.
Those were the good days.
You can chat.
You guys gonna watch that?
We're not we're not we're not watching that wait. Let me sign into my YouTube hold up
I'm the only one. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Do I want to sign my YouTube? I actually don't let me go and ask
Yo, love you did he have a fantastic day love you to my guy
Wait, let's watch it on PC. What am I thinking? All right Jack first things first before clips
We're gonna watch a vid then clip. I'm the only one. Yeah. Yeah, try to guess. We're collaborating with Joe Bart today
I've never collabed with Joe Bart before.
Never collabed with Joe Bart.
That muscular bastard.
Okay, chat.
Lock him, let's go.
We got a banger video.
I'm the only one, yeah, yeah.
Chat, oh, foot cream.
All right, all right, now y'all are good.
Yes, yes, all right.
Now y'all are good, foot cream.
Chat, this is day four.
As y'all know, we're in a foot cream arc.
Look, I got, it's not fungus.
So I got to the bottom of it.
At first I thought it was fungus, but look,
it's antifungal cream.
It's not fungus, don't jump the gun.
It's helpful for dry skin too.
Ira says, antifungal treatment treats most
jock itch ringworm, ringworm.
So do I have ringworm inside of me?
I'm the only one, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's go.
put the cream inside of our ass.
Or inside of our toes, you guys know what I'm saying.
Let's chat, it's time to cream up guys.
Remember, if you are gooning to this bro,
you need the Lord, dude.
Oh my God, I'm right in there.
Chow, I'm right in there again.
Okay, right there, yeah, uh-huh.
There's the spot.
There we go, right there, yeah.
I'm not gonna lie this
Bro, this feels good
This feels good chat question
Have you or have you not ever sucked a toe before just be honest cut the bullshit don't lie
Jack I'll be the first one to say it. I have sucked a toe before
Multiple times actually
Chat, how do you reach me? Can't even get a reach me. Can't even get a reach me. Who in
this chat has sucked the toe? Beyond us. Stop it. Just text me. Bro, servers is down, bro.
Chat servers is down. We're going to be rotors someday today and servers is down. Bro, we
was going to be rotors someday today, bro. And servers are down. I sucked my sister's
Uh, all right. Yep. Here we go. Jojo, you're getting permanently banned from the channel and also reported to authorities. High-bives report him to local authorities
High-bives report Jojo TH to local authorities. Uh, Jojo, find God, bro. Legitimately
Jojo, find God, bro.
GTARP1 in static
Bro, I want to play a mongass, bro. I want to get a big group and play a mongass, bro. I'm gonna be honest
What game would you want to see me, Rod and Joe play? Fortnite, RP or Among Us?
Bro, I want to do Among Us, bro. Bro, what if we got like, dude, we just need five more people for Among Us.
Literally. We could get five people. You feel what I'm saying? We could definitely get five people.
Bro, Among Us is better, bro. Among Us is better. Among Us is amazing.
I'm the only one yeah, yeah, all right
I got a video we got a video we got a video we got a video we got a video we got a video we got a video
We got a video video video
No, but chat seriously have you or have you not ever sucked at all?
Don't fucking lie. I'm the only one yeah. Yeah. Yes seeing yeses
Yeah, bro. Among Us is dominating Fortnite and RP. Bro, Among Us is the best game. We
just need literally five more people, bro. Bro, then you get eight or eight crewmates
or no, six crewmates to imposter. Well, no, we need 10 people, bro. Holy breastmilk.
Bro, we just need to go among us, bro. Fuck Fortnite. I hate Fortnite, bro. That
I fucking hate Fortnite. Alright guys, ladies and gentlemen, here is the video we got.
47 evolutions that would break Class Royale. Now, these are pure concepts, bro.
These are not in the game, but they could be in the game if Supercell devs see this and implement it.
The heirs of the witch spawning giant skeletons. These are 47 evolutions that would absolutely ruin
Clash Royale
Number one
Dude, this guy makes such good videos, by the way
Elite Barber heads, imagine dual wielding swords
No, no!
Missing twice as fast, turning them into pure destruction
Little bit of a hot take? Evards don't get used that much
They're pretty no skill, but they do not get used that much, bro
He's saying to give them double swords?
machines. Now give them a shield, one that absorbs the first hit like a dark prince, and
now turn them into bandit.
Horrible idea! No, no! This is a terrible idea!
Bro, Elite Barb's not turned into bandits?
Then there's infinite rage. From the moment they spawn, these e-barbs are permanently
Another version lets them unleash earthquakes with every swing or you're not-
Okay, earthquakes with every swing. I mean, what's next? Will they get a fit fire out of their mouth and then bend me over a table and plow me?
Like, bro, listen. Heating earth? Like, come on, bro.
But picture them throwing their swords, some mid-range attacks that hit from a distance before they even reach their target.
Why does it have knockback?
Look, bro, I'm gonna be honest. What I would do for elite barbarians, if I gave them an
evo, I would give them super speed.
And then, sword masters, they spin in a full 360 degrees with every strike.
Slice-
That's Roa Noa Zoro. That is real ones no. That is Roa Noa Zoro, bro.
I'm Roa Noa Zoro. And I will be the greatest swordsman in the world, because I made a
promise to someone.
through multiple enemies at once that's not just power that's precision with flair number two
Golem a portable elixir collector disguised as a tank this column generates elixir the more health it loses and what
It's destroyed it gives you a bonus five elixir instantly now, okay, bro
You literally just described the elixir golden but way better
Imagine Golem dies, splits into two Golemites, and then those Golemites clone themselves on impact.
Another version in Chrono-
That would be fast, that would not even be that good, that would be a bad idea though.
Cloned Golemites? That would not be good.
Backspeed and doubles his damage, making him not just a tank, but a terrifying beat-down monster.
Then there's the Quake Strike. Every hit causes an earthquake beneath his feet,
shaking the ground and damaging everything around him.
Some evolutions make him completely immune to spells. No tornado, no freeze, no knockback, just an unstoppable force marching forward.
Now, take the Golemites and let them split again into even more Golemites, a never-ending chain of destruction.
And finally, with each attack, the Golem launches boulders across the entire arena, slamming down like meteors.
WHAT?!
Yo, yo, yo!
Why is the goal of hitting the pr-
Bro, I don't know. That one is insane. I feel like that's something it would do to him.
Number three.
HONK RIDER!
Imagine a honk rider that doesn't stop when he dies.
Instead, he leaves behind a damage over time effect that hits the tower twice as much as a normal honk.
Even after he's gone.
HONK RIDER!
Next!
Yeah bro, are you trying-
Okay, are you trying to get people to like burn their iPhones? That's it. Bro.
Hog rider, evil hog rider ideal.
Okay, I haven't thought of anything.
Chad, do you guys have anything?
Dump an earthquake on first impact. The moment he hits a tower the ground shakes.
I'm sensing a theme here. Then there's a version that ignores buildings entirely.
He charges past distractions and locks straight onto the tower. No detours.
That's kind of good.
No delays.
And the most insane concept yet, a hogwhiter that dodges everything.
Rockets, fireballs, snowballs, leaping over spells, and landing with a power-shattering one-shot pit.
Number four, Prince.
Imagine a prince that slams into the arena with spawn damage.
No, no, no!
Do not give them any ideas!
Dude, a prince with a mega knight spawn damage?
Are you serious dude?
And swings in a circle like the dark prince.
Now give him knockback.
Each hit sends troops flying.
This is a good idea.
I'm not gonna lie.
For a Evo prince, only if he full charges and lances he should have knocked back.
That's a good idea.
I actually love that.
Breaking up defenses and clearing the path with style.
And every time he strikes, he sets the ground ablaze, a trail of fire that burns anything
left behind.
And finally, a pre-
This girl is so fire!
Sorry, just stimming.
This stuff's always charging.
Every hit is double damage, no wind up, no slow down, just pure unstoppable momentum.
Finally give the pony the spotlight.
Hey, quick pause.
Hit that subscribe button for me, it's free, and it helps me way more than you
think.
Thanks.
Number 5.
Dragon. This version- Oh, wait, dude, he posted this video before the evil Baby Dragon came
out. Let's see if he ends up getting it right, that'll be fun.
Baby Dragon spits poison. It shot releasing a cloud of toxins that slowly melt through
enemy troops. Then comes the death damage. Now when it falls, it drops a ticking time
bomb just like a balloon. Another twist brings Baby Dragon pups into the mix. Like
Like a lava hound, it splits on death and keeps the pressure going.
Now its fireballs explode on impact, creating bursts of area damage that punish even well
spaced units.
One evolution splits the baby dragon into two after death, a midair diversion that overwhelms
defenses with some double trouble.
Or maybe it just duplicates itself every second.
One becomes two, then four, then oh my god.
And finally, the most horrifying version yet, it gulps enemies whole white shop and...
Bro!
That's like a flying evo cage!
That do not do that!
Like that's water...
Number 6, Balloon.
Imagine giving the balloon rocket jets.
Suddenly it's blazing across the arena at a lightning speed.
Now strap an electric field to it like a Tesla riding on top.
It zaps nearby troops as it floats, punishing everything that dares to get close.
Yeah, but then if you do that it's like the balloon doesn't have any counters at that point.
Like nothing counters.
Then there's the balloon with an air sweeper.
Now throw a bomber inside and as the bomber floats it'll have bombs at both air and ground troops.
Yeah, yeah, I'm turning it into a fine fortress or how about dropping a giant skeleton bomb on death?
Then there's the one that spawns infinite wall breakers totally balanced obviously
And finally instead of dropping bombs it drops skeleton barrels a full aerial
Invasion in disguise number seven bandit the bandit dashes with a super splash
Striking in an area like the Dark Prince and clearing everything in her path.
Then she gains a stun effect, locking her enemies in place with every dash and taking full control of the fight.
Another version lets her spawn Shadow clones. Four of them appear with each dash and with every follow-up, even more.
She also gains invisibility between charges just like the Royal Ghost, disappearing until the moment she strikes.
One evolution boosts her dash range and damage, letting her hit harder from further away.
Then, there's the electric version. Each zap hits the target, shocking enemies on contact,
and finally, the ultimate form. A super-gash that instantly eliminates whatever it touches.
Remember?
Great. Barbarian hunt. Now imagine the barbarian-
I actually want to see what he says for this.
...barbarian hunt spawning for-
Bro, an evo-barbut is probably the only thing that can actually save this card.
...or evolve barbarians at once, two from each side, flooding both lanes with power.
Next, it's armed with a defensive barrel.
When enemy troops get close, the Hutt deploys a surprise attack to hold the line.
Then there's the version that spawns Evolved Battle Ramps.
Pretty nice!
Or, you know what?
Make it spawn Elite Barbarians instead, and now it's not a Hutt, it is a full-on War Factory.
Another concept launches Barbarians across the map like EVO Mortar Goblins.
And finally, a Hutt that never stops.
It spawns Barbarians endlessly.
9. Boulder. Now picture the boulder with X. Then arrange his boulder rolls from the
river all the way to the tower. Or he's satisfied. Then give him unstoppable knockback. Free
roll sends even the heaviest of troops back, no matter their size. Now at a stalling effect,
boulder chills and he's like a nice wizard making pushes crawl forward hopelessly.
Then-
SIS!
YOU'RE S-LAYING!
GAH!
WOOOOO!
Like, no, no, no.
Like, do all of this, bro.
Combine it all and throw it into the evil boulder.
There is this insane idea.
His boulders explode into golems, or you know what, take-
Okay, maybe don't do that one.
Get even further.
The boulders themselves explode on impact, turning every hit into a mini-bomb blast.
10.
Electro Giant.
Imagine Electro Giant spawning Electro Spirits as he walks.
Next his zap pack gets a massive upgrade and shocks every troop attacking him, no matter
where they are, with infinite range and constant punishment.
And finally, each of his attacks calls down a lightning from above.
11.
Electrowizard
The Electrowizard creates an electric fence with both hands, turns things of lightning
that split the arena and fly anything caught in between.
Then he gains an electrical radius, releasing a shockwave every few seconds that zaps all
nearby troops.
On deployment, he doesn't just stun, he calls down two lightning strikes, doubling
the voltage and doubling the pain.
Another version lets him target three troops instead of two, spreading his power wider
than ever.
Some illusions even have him spawning Electro Spirit's mid-fight, sending chain shocks across
the battlefield.
Then his stun effect gets stronger, each hit holds enemies in place a bit longer, locking
down entire pushes.
And finally, he stops zapping and starts firing pure lightning, precise, devastating
Okay, I'm trying to think of what they would actually do because I could actually see a card like the evil is getting evil
I feel like they would make it to where like if he keeps hitting something over over time
He just builds up more damage or something. Absolutely electrifying
Number 12 ice wizard now imagine the ice wizard firing
Ice spirits instead of simple bolts next the arrives with a chilling entrance his spawn damage freezes nearby troops
Just the moment he hits the arena.
Then there's the damage over time version.
His attacks create lingering frost zones that slow and chip away like a mix of ice and poison.
Another evolution gives him mega snowballs.
And finally, he becomes the Frost Lord.
Number 13, Witch.
The witch summons-
Bro, he made this video before the witch came out?
No fucking way.
Evolved skeletons instead of the usual ones.
Then she takes it up a notch and spawns a giant skeleton, instantly turning defense into
unstoppable pressure.
Another version gives her a ranged evolved spell.
When it lands, it spawns evolved skeletons right where it hits.
She can also summon 8 skeletons at once, overwhelming even the best splash defense in seconds.
Then comes the Cursed Touch.
Every troop she defeats returns as a guard, shield and all.
And finally, Total Magnus, she spawns 4 giant skeletons every 3 seconds, flooding the arena.
And for the final thing, we're gonna burn it to the ground.
Like bro, you had it, you literally had it.
Bro, they were way off though.
That heal per skeleton is actually gone.
I love the witch. Like, bro, I would let the witch strap it on and just literally plow me. I'm not a...
With Explosive Doom.
Number 14. Rocket. One shot and it's game over.
Number 15. Arrows.
He just... That was like one second! Did he just breeze by that?
Imagine arrows with six waves instead of three.
Then there's the Poison variant. It fires in three bursts and each one leaves behind a toxic effect that chips away at anything that survives.
Another eval-
Bro, what about Evo Log where like, it's just a penis?
Okay, no. Not that, but like a big- like a big tree trunk that stretches across the whole arena.
Ocean slows troops down infinitely. One hit and they're stuck in slow motion for the rest of their lives, like they took an arrow to the knee.
And finally, a massive radius combined with infinite waves of arrows.
Number 16, Bomb Tower.
Now imagine Bomb Tower dropping low damage bombs with every attack.
I thought he was saying dropping loads for a second.
Billing the ground with many explosives that stack over time.
Then giving the power to hit both air and ground troops, turning it into a full range defensive beast.
Next, when destroyed, it spawns two wallbreakers.
And finally, it rapid fires bombs from long range.
Number 17, cannon cart.
What about the cannon cart repairing itself after breaking down?
Sounds good, right?
Then give it a musketeer on top.
She rides into battle sniping air troops while the cannon handles the ground.
Absurd, deadly, and kind of brilliant.
Next, its cannonballs explode on impact, dealing splash damage and clearing out
swarms with every shot.
And finally, load it with TNT-packed cannonballs.
Number 18, Battle Healer.
Now imagine the battle healer resurrecting nearby troops to-
Dude, honestly, for the battle healer Evo?
I mean, maybe she now-
Full health, bringing them back for-
Maybe she kisses you or something?
I don't know.
The Brink Mid-Battle.
Then when she falls, she drops a heal spell on the ground, a final gift that
keeps your push alive.
And finally, she channels a healing stream from range, restoring allies from a distance
without ever needing to be near the fight.
No. 19.
Alright, that one's pretty cool, and I feel like they would do that.
Goblin Demolisher.
He drops a bomb on death, one final blast that doubles the pain and punishes anything
nearby.
But then his dynamite set the ground on fire with every throw, burning anything
that dares to walk through.
Another version adds explosive spawn damage the moment he drops the ground in Lux.
And finally, he tosses evolved wall breakers instead of dynamite.
Number 20.
Fire Spirit.
Now imagine the fire spirit splitting into three, just like the good old days, bringing
back beautiful, fiery nostalgia.
Then give it chain burn, it leaps from one troop to the next, spreading flames and
stacking burn damage with each jump.
Another version leaves fire on the ground after impact, creating a napalm zone that
keeps dealing damage over time.
And finally, it rapid fires giant fire spirits.
What?!
No!
Number 21.
Mini Pekka.
We're about to Mini Pekka with a hook.
Dragging enemies like a stronger, silent fisherman just ready to finish the job.
Or maybe he's trying to share his pancakes with the enemy.
Then there's the dashing Mini Pekka, just like the bag.
And finally, one that spawns Mini Pekka babies.
Yo, yo, like what is this?
Dude, 90% of these guys' ideas would like instantly destroy the game.
Adorable.
Number 22.
Flying machine.
Now imagine the flying machine firing chain bullets, jumping from one target to the
next, just like the Electro Dragon, but even faster.
Then give it a secret paler when destroyed it spawns a master builder who drops in
and keeps on fighting on the ground.
The new version lets it shoot multiple bullets once, like a flying hunter, and finally it
turns into a true sniper.
Its range covers the entire arena, picking off targets from the safety of your King Tower.
Number 23.
Giant Skeleton The giant skeleton marches in with a bomber
on its back.
Finally, bringing these spashed damages always needed to deal with swarms.
This is kinda cool.
It would be broken though.
Then comes the gunpowder trail.
Every step leaves a fuse that ignites when his bomb goes off, wiping out everything behind him.
Dude, what about this? What about every time he punches something, he spawns a skeleton?
I'll be kinda cool.
Bro, he packs a lot of stuff.
And finally, he starts lobbing bowler-style bombs,
rolling them forward with infinite force
and crushing everything in their path.
Number 24, Goblin Hut.
Now, imagine a Goblin Hut with a dark goblin on top,
sniping enemies while the hut spawns troops below.
Then it goes wild, spawning 6 spear goblins at once, overwhelming both lanes with ranged pressure.
Another version keeps it simple, spawning a single dark goblin instead of spear goblins.
Precise, deadly, and efficient.
And finally, chaos mode. It spawns 15 goblin brawlers.
Hooray.
Number 25.
Guards.
The moment their shield breaks, they push enemies back.
Then there's the 5 guard formation.
They spawn in a line like a budget roll of recruit skill.
Next, all three guards dash like bandits.
Yo, what's up with this guy and bandits?
No!
Dude, in like four of his concepts, he's like,
fuck it, we'll make it dash like bandits.
Bro, give it a rest!
Take it easy, man!
Oh my god!
Finally, the guard battalion.
Number 26, Inferno Dragon.
The Inferno Dragon starts at 50% charge right out of the gate, melting enemies way faster
than before.
Then his beam leaves behind a burning trail, scorching the ground and punishing anything
that follows. Another evolution adds area damage to his attack, letting him melt through
entire squads instead of just one target. And finally, he fires a death laser from across
the arena, a single devastating beam that erases anything in its path.
Bro, are you crazy?
Like are you insane?
A death beam?
I mean, is this Star Wars?
Like...
Bro, it's not even crossing the river!
Dude, like, great video, but never let bro get a hold of this game.
Number 27.
Dark Prince.
Now imagine the Dark Prince's pony getting a shield too, making him twice as hard
to stop right from the start.
Then he enters the arena with a 360 splash, damaging everything around him the moment he
spawns.
And finally, a regenerating shield, raked 1 cent it comes back, letting him tank again
and again in the same push.
Number 28, Three Musketeers.
The three musketeers line up like royal recruits, spreading across the arena to take control
from the very first second.
That's kind of a cool idea, because it would be harder for people to get spell value on them, you know?
That's kind of cool.
There's the decoy row. They're cloned, but only you can tell which ones are real.
Your opponent sees them as identical threats.
And finally, give them a super shot, a charged blast that deals massive damage
and pierces through anything in its path.
Number 29.
Sparky.
Sparky power.
Dude, Evo Sparky actually is...
Forza up with an electrical force field, zapping nearby enemies before it even begins to charge.
Then it gains the ability to target air, because why not turn a nightmare into a full-on menace?
Another version has it spawning electrospirits with every shot, chaining stuns alongside
its devastating blasts. And finally, the classic returns, rapid fire and long...
No! No! No! Just like 26...
Bro! No! Spunky, fast, deadly, and impossible to ignore.
30. Mega Minion
Now imagine the Mega Minion dealing knockback with every swing, pushing back even the toughest ground troops mid-air.
Then give it a cursed strike that turns enemy troops into minions.
Another version lets it spawn minions alongside itself, creating a built-in swarm that overwhelms defenses.
And finally, it grows to 100 times...
I actually kind of like that idea. Every time the Mega Minion swings, he spawns a minion.
Because he's like the minion commander, you know?
its normal size, a massive sky-dominated Titan that casts a shadow over the entire arena.
Number 31, Minions. Minions throwing tiny firework rockets? I'm in. Then they start dropping fire
sparks on impact, leaving behind burning embers that deal extra damage over time. And finally,
they ditch those swipes and shoot lasers. Precise beams that melt through air and
ground troops with the terrifying speed.
Number 32, Minion Horde.
Now imagine a Minion Horde that reflects spells, arrows, fireballs, zap, all bounce right back,
making them untouchable from the sky.
Then give them a poison death effect.
When they fall, they leave behind a toxic cloud that punishes everything chasing after
them.
Another version adds an electric shockwave on spawn, zapping nearby enemies the moment
they enter the arena.
And finally, the pure insanity option, instead of regular minions, they spawn at 12 mega
minions.
The sky will never be safe again.
Number 33 This dude's off his rocker.
Bro!
They literally just announced Hiro Ice Golem yesterday.
Let's see what he says for this.
The Ice Golem stops every four tiles, freezing the ground beneath him for a full
second with each step.
When he gains a chilling aura, any troop that gets too close is instantly slowed or frozen
in place.
And when he falls, he splits into two eye spirits that leap forward and carry on the freeze,
extending his frosty legacy even after death.
Number 34.
Inferno Tower.
Now, imagine the Inferno Tower target-
Don't chat, low key, bro.
This doesn't get talked about enough.
Bro, the Inferno Tower is kinda like...
I don't know, bro. I feel like nobody uses it, man.
I remember back in the old days of Clash, the Inferno Tower was so good.
But I feel like people are just so good against it now.
I don't know, and then you have better options,
because the cannon has an Evo, the Tesla has an Evo.
Bro, maybe if they gave it an Evo, it would like a return.
Getting two units at once, doubling the burn and doubling the threat.
Then it gets a slowing effect, melting enemies while freezing their movement at the same time.
Another version spawns lava pups on death, turning a defensive structure into a surprise air swarm.
And finally, give it infinite range, locking on the target's-
DADDLE!
...the entire arena.
No escape.
Dude, whenever he says, and then finally, it's like, he's like,
and then finally, we decided to burn the entire building to crisp, and reduced it to rubble.
Like, bro, he like, he gives you an Evo.
He gives you like water to somewhat practical concepts.
Maybe they're a little broken.
And then on the last one, he's just like, screw it.
Let's destroy this whole building.
No mercy.
Number 35.
Magic-
Like, bro, watch.
He starts off normal.
Just watch.
Sure.
The magic archer fires arrows and a wider radius, slicing through even more troops with
pinpoint precision.
Then his range extends across the arena, sniping enemies from a distance they never
saw cut.
What?
Another version stuns on hit, locking targets in place and disrupting entire pushes with
surgical timing.
And finally he unleashes a hundred times his normal power.
Every arrow, a devastating beam that erases anything in its back.
Do you see what I'm saying? Like, hey, it just...
He waits till... Like, do you see what I'm saying?
On the lat... Like, chat, I know you see what I mean.
On the last one, it's just broken, every fucking time.
Number 36, Rascals.
Now, imagine the Rascals creating a gamma stun field.
Slowing and...
That's pretty cool. I'm not gonna lie.
Stunning enemies that get caught in their...
What if they also were to, like, I don't know, kiss or something?
I don't know, I'm just throwing ideas out.
What if they were to- Wait chat, they're like 25, right?
Sticky trap. Then picture them roll-
Ah, if they're 25.
Pulling into battle inside a giant barrel, crashing open on arrival and bursting into action,
and finally give them knockback. Each hit pushes enemies back, adding control to their already
chaotic presence. Number 37. Oh, I would know I would pay them for this one.
Okay, what I would do for the evil log is I would make it a big
The log rolls with a chilling twist, freezing troops for two full seconds as it passes through.
Then it leaves behind a poisonous trail, slowly chipping away at anything caught in its path.
Another version lets it never stop rolling, with infinite range that turns the entire arena-
That's actually good. No, don't do that.
Make it roll across, like, just make it not stop until it hits the very edge of the arena.
That's fire!
You'd have to watch out for King Tower activations though. Yeah, that's the other thing.
Into a danger zone.
And finally, absolute chaos, infinite knockback, and infinite stun.
Once it hits, you're not moving ever again.
WHAT?!
Number 38. Fireball.
Now, imagine a fireball that creates a linear explosion, a burning path that stretches forward.
Then it spawns six lava pops on impact, turning offense into an instant aerial assault.
Another version clones your nearby troops instead of damaging them, a fiery surprise that multiplies
your push. And finally, pure chaos, five waves of giant fireballs rain down, obliterating
the entire arena in an endless inferno.
Number 39, Nightwitch.
The Nightwitch summons evolved bats faster, stronger, and far more threatened than the
originals.
Then her bats enter the arena permanently in range, while she casts magic attacks of
her own, turning every push into a chaotic storm of wings and sp-
else.
The version trades bats for minions, bringing more bulk and sustained air control to every
push.
And finally, Pure Insanity, she spawns 4 Mega Minions every second, flooding the skies with
Unstoppable Force.
40.
Spear Goblin Now imagine spear goblins with piercing spears.
Which throws slicing through multiple enemies in a s-
Okay, realistic, I could see that happening.
Great line.
Just wait, he's gonna do something- I'm gonna predict what he's gonna say, he's gonna be
like, and then, for the last concept, 20 goblin giants.
Like-
Then give them a cursed ability that transforms enemy troops into goblins, flipping the
battlefield in your favor.
Another version adds knockback to every spear, pushing back anything they hit and
disrupting enemy formations.
And finally, complete insanity, they ditch the spears and start launching rockets instead.
Turning a cheap support card into a long range demolition squad.
Number 41, Giant The Giant becomes immune when attacking
a tower and just when he's about to fall, he restores a chunk of his health to stay
in the fight.
Then he gains a long distance punch, smashing defenses from afar before his massive fists
even reach him.
Number 42, Princess.
Now I'm not-
Dude, oh my god, Evo Princess, okay.
I would make it to where she has like, she can shoot anywhere in the arena.
Like she has the longest range you can imagine.
Every third princess can shoot literally across the arena.
Nah, I'd be too broken because then I would just sit there.
Okay, better idea.
Instead of shooting like her little three arrows, she shoots like nine.
Imagine the princess leaving behind a burning area where her arrows land.
Then there is the double deployment, one princess on each side of the arena, doubling the pressure instantly.
Another version gives her rapid fire when first spawned, unleashing a flurry of arrows to clear out swarms in seconds.
And finally, she ditches the arrows and starts firing rockets.
Bro, that's not an evil concept!
No, no. Yo, Jack, what is his fixation with the rockets?
That's not an EVO concept, bro!
It's long-range devastation.
Dude, okay.
Realistically, best EVO concept for the princess is maybe just make her like,
like one or two tiles longer range.
Like, instead of hitting the tower from here, she would hit from like here.
Like, that'd be pretty cool.
Win EVO.
With every shot.
Number 43.
Royal Hogs.
Royal Hogs burst into the arena at lightning speed,
catching opponents off guard before they even realize what's happening.
Then comes a strange twist.
When their defeat-
Bro, I feel like he's gonna predict the flying thing.
...did their helmets fall off and they transform into regular piglets,
just like a mother witch curse in reverse.
Another version lets them leap toward buildings like tiny mega knights,
closing distance with a crushing slam.
And finally, their attacks explode on impact,
dealing splash damage and-
At least he didn't start spewing rockets out of their mouths.
...burning every hit into pure chaos.
Number 44, Skeleton Army.
Now imagine every-
Well it's crazy, a lot of the stuff in this video they did, that's insane.
Skeleton in the army with a 1 HP shield, doubling their survivability and making swarm counters twice as hard.
Then toss in two bombers alongside them, adding splash damage to the chaos and shredding enemy ground defense.
Did he predict the scar me?
Hold up, listen to what he just said.
Listen to what he said, Chad.
He just predicted the scar me, I think.
Number 44 skeleton army now imagine every skeleton in the army with a one HP shield
Doubling their survivability and making swarm counters twice as hard then toss in two bombers alongside them adding splash damage to the chaos and shredding enemy ground defense
Another version deals spawn damage the moment they appear, wiping out squishy troops instantly
before the first swing.
And finally, total madness.
They don't spawn 14, they spawn 100 skeletons, flooding the entire arena in bones.
After seeing this video, like, bro, they actually kind of do a good job with the evos.
Like, yeah, they make them good, but like, their ideas are created, you know what I mean?
Number 45, skeleton barrel.
The skeleton barrel flies in loaded with extra skeletons and a pair of mini balloons, delivering
both ground- Yeah, that's kind of what they did, like, similar.
And air threats in one explosive drop.
Then it gains a cloning effect on impact, splitting into two identical barrels the
the moment it breaks, doubling the chaos instantly.
46.
Suspicious Bush
The bush goblins start completely invisible, only revealing themselves after a few seconds,
catching opponents off guard with a sudden strike.
Then, the bush spawns four goblins instead of one, turning a single tile of grass into
a full on ambush.
Another version makes it immune to spells, no log, no arrows, nothing can uncover
what's hiding inside.
And finally, the leaves explode open to reveal an entire goblin giant army, flooding the arena
with unstoppable green fury.
Number 47, Expo.
Imagine the Expo firing piercing bolts like the Magic Archer, slicing through multiple
troops in a single line, then give it fiery shots that ignite on impact, burning everything
they hit over time.
Diversion fires freeze in bolts, slowing in disabling troops with each shot.
And finally, it channels sparking.
But wait, we are far from finished.
Now it's time to check out this video about the 17 spirits that would-
Chat, bro, what did we learn today?
Maybe the Supercells dance.
Whoever makes up the concepts for the evos,
maybe they're not doing that bad of a job.
Because if any of those ideas got implemented into the game,
bro, did he have a single practical idea?
Like, I don't even know if he had a single practical
maybe he had a couple.
Bro, like, oh my god.
Because, bro, an evil of a card has to do two things.
An evil of a card has to play into the root of the card already,
like Skeleton Army, like Fertis, whatever.
But it has to make it better but not broken.
Why are you guys standing GTA, bro?
Wait, I'm going to go peek.
Jack, one second, bro.
I need to call Ron.
Hold on.
Robert Gaines, I am.
I
Every day they copy me, red alert
Under dangerous, I keep that droppin' in the air
Lookin' for no trouble, I'm just lookin' up on you
Cause I the D and shittin' these, they tellin' about no right to be
Boy, I'm talkin' tragic, get a mask and cash please
Shit that I can't even roof them, I bet they remember me
Shit that happened late in December, I pray that wouldn't heat
Nick is down the whole lot, told with a real Halloween
Back to back, human rules is them a system of me
Dirty bookers, ain't no bomb money, we doin' this shit for free
If he told, man, ain't my homie, that let nigga work
If I miss, ain't gonna stick, I'm in this place, we play for kids
Play for kids.
2011, August 11th.
I rap P.O. Dan August 9th.
Two days to vote.
I'll turn 17.
21 to 45.
I'm like, what the fuck?
That mean you're fighting the armed robbery, shorty.
That's what they are.
My life is getting big, my uncle got that car.
He can smoke and crack some of it.
Never be smokin'.
I used to stay up late at Grinning Creek.
I drank and talked to him when I was under gun.
I'm like, no one told him what we're having.
Back to this shit and shit.
Social party rapping now the world dead.
Five days for this one.
Crack it up, 40 a.m.
Stop it.
Hi, guys.
Who do you think you are?
High fives, like, who do you actually think you are, bro?
You are not about this great shit, bro.
Chad, look, I got an Advil for my hand.
All right, look, bro, we gotta do Among Us.
I gotta call Ron.
Bro, can we get an Among Us stack?
This is so last minute, like,
we should probably just do this tomorrow,
but let me call Ron.
Bro, if we get 10 streamers that Among Us,
that'll be so peak, bro, like so fucking peak.
You shi-
Chomp FaceTiming, bro.
Hey, Ron!
Bro, you're in your car?
Yeah, I'm not a recreate two-foo, um, release the contract video.
Uh, okay.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, hold up.
Echo, Echo, my bad.
Okay, Ron.
Bro, can we do a mongos, bro?
No, I'm not doing a mongos at fucking 3 p.m.
Bro, a mongos is- like, bro, a mongos is good, bro.
Like, my chat voted for a mongos.
Dude, yeah, um dude, I know some streamers. Do you know like streamers too?
Okay, you want to discord you want to discord called in like 10 minutes
See bro look at your chat. No, no, look at your chat do it do it do it do it see your chat look
Yeah, okay recreate the video all right
He's recreating the release the contract video. I just need this number now. Get it. Oh my god
Chat and if I keep more pretty
Bro you guys all right listen you're not allowed to spam RP if we literally did a poll and it lost like you're not
You're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to do that. Let's make a couple of ground rules
You can spam whatever game you want.
If that game loses a poll, you are literally banned from spamming.
You can't spam it.
We did it, won.
No, RP lost.
RP lost.
This was the order, bro.
This was the order.
Among us had 53% of the votes.
RP had 30% and Fortnite had 15%.
Oh, god, we're not playing Fortnite.
Bro, Fortnite is asked, bro.
Bro, I get on Fortnite.
Shoot a kid. Well, I don't shoot. Okay. All right. I don't shoot children. You give it a fuck
I like all right. All right rewind I
Get it on for tonight. I see a kid running. I shoot him in the back and then he builds like some fucking
Like Eiffel Tower and kills me
Fuck for that, bro. All right. How nice bet time out the word gkrp chapter. This isn't allowed
You guys spanned our Pete we put it on a pole it lost the pole you cannot you are not allowed to do this now listen
Among us with Ron Joe in like seven other streamers will be peak. What streamers could we get for among us?
Bobby we could get Bobby Bobby's lit. Let me call Bobby. I'm gonna get the lineup
I'll get the lineup because Ron is I don't know what Ron's doing. So I'm calling Bobby
Bobby's on
Yeah, I'm not jerking off. I'm just clapping Bobberta, Bobberta, come on. Yes, Bobby, what's up, bro? How you? Bobby, how you doing, bro?
I've been dreaming.
I've been good, right?
I've been good, bro. Did you have a very merry, jolly Christmas, Bobby?
Yeah, man, yeah.
It was great, man. It was great.
What did you get for Christmas?
Mike, a sweater, pants, a mic, honey mic, yep.
Yeah, it was very, very nice.
Okay, Bobby do you okay? This is like last minute and I also Bobby. I don't even know this is gonna happen
But do you want to play among us with me Ron?
Joe bar and then a couple of other people
Okay, I don't know if it's gonna happen so like
I'm just gonna start calling people
What is that?
All right, all right, I don't know all right. I'm a call lacy next
I'm talking casualties, tragedies!
Among us is literally peak ground.
I'm called Lacey.
And if I get more pretty, do you think he will like me?
Jack, Aisa doesn't get on for like five more hours.
I'm talking casualties.
Your call has been...
Hey, G.H.C.
Yo, Lacey, what's up, bro?
What's up, man?
Are you, uh, are you stupid right now?
Yeah, I'm live. What's up with my dad?
Okay. Oh!
Um, okay. What are you guys doing?
Well, I'm giving him his Christmas gifts right now.
Okay, nice. Are you guys free in, like, 10 minutes?
I am, but dad's probably not.
Okay. Do you want to play Among Us with me, Ron, Joe, Bart, and Bobby, my friend, Bobby?
Okay, okay, I don't know if it's gonna happen. I'm still trying to get everybody together, but I'll let you know
All right, got you chat. What's that call that sketch chat um case oh
One check case oh dot like does not like streaming in like big groups of people
So like I like that's not case. I was like styled and I already know that on top of that chat case
Oh doesn't stream for another five hours
Let me call sketch though sketch sketch will be down. I don't know if he's gonna be on though
Wait, what's our list, what's our list?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not gonna ask Kso to do something
that I know he doesn't wanna do.
You know what I mean?
Okay, among us, list.
All right, all right, all right.
Hi, guys.
Add everybody that we have right now?
Who do we have right now?
We need 10 people.
This is so last minute, bro.
Let me call Sketch.
We're doing good right now though.
Everybody's been available so far.
I'm not jerking off, bro.
Oh, I'm just clapping.
Chatter the mat, jerk it off.
I'm doing that, Chad.
I'm doing that under my thighs.
This is a good list.
Yo!
Whoa!
Oh my God, I'm gonna sleep.
I'll call you in a time.
Chad, anybody else, bro?
Ask Senna. I don't have Senna number, bro
This is James. Oh James is a great person to call. Yes
Yes chat y'all are cooking. Yeah
Yes, yes, yes chat you guys. Oh my god. You guys doing so good. Yes, James James. We're probably down
All right sketches not available he might call me back though might call me back
Joe said when will be playing among us and how long probably start at 6 p.m. and end at like a
Okay, let me call Jen's
Holy last minute
Jin just died out though, right? Whoa
Whoa
Bro, I don't have I don't have Jen's number. Oh my god
Holy tit milk. I see live
This jins live
Is James live?
Is James live now?
Holy breastmilks.
Oh, wait, he's kept calling me, he's kept calling me.
Joe said he's down, but he has to leave at 8.
Wait, is Santa down?
Hi guys, is she down?
All right, let me call sketch. Let me call sketch, bro. This will be peak. Let me call sketch. Is it about yes? Okay
She said yes. All right
Riley yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me call around
Bro, but right it will be meeting like eight people at once. I might be
Same with Bobby though sketch yo
sketch last minute what do you say what no I don't have money for you bro oh do I
want money from you I'm good bro I'm good so sketch got a question
yeah we both lost fantasy okay sketch okay I have life sketch I have a this is
So last minute, we are going to do a streamer among us
in like literally 20 minutes at that latest,
like from six to like eight with me, Ron, Lacey, Joe,
Sina, my friend, Bobby, do you want to join?
Yes, I'm down.
Okay.
The last person you called?
No, what?
No, oh my God.
No.
You're no.
I thought we were friends.
No, no, you're not.
No.
What it is now, booty call.
You were not, it's not but a booty call.
You know, you were not the last person I called.
You-
It takes 20 minutes to start my stuff, so.
Yeah, so like hurry, like hurry, cause Joe-
It's not a call, I mean.
Yeah, yeah, sketch.
Joe can only play from-
All my booty calls all at once.
What is this?
Sketch, sketch, focus, focus, sketch, get on.
Like turn on your PC.
Joe can only play from six to eight.
All right.
He's such a fucking psycho.
Okay, now, all right, all right,
We're actually kind of cooking right now. I don't know how this happening bro chat y'all gotta understand this never happens like bro
When I call people
They'll pick up like I'll hear like a car in the back. Oh, no, I can't I'm not home right now
Like that
That's how it goes. I've never had this bro chat
Everybody we've called has said yes
Barring ginger because I don't have ginger number
This has never happened bro
Okay, let me call rattledey close
bro
God, dude if most joints
Dude if most joints
That would be the greatest moment of my life. I think
Okay, let me call round
Okay
Let me call round. Let me call round. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm cooking
How much what about rattles in about it? I hope he's not about it. Wait. Let me check. Oh god. Oh god
He might be in a battle.
Chad, he's probably, oh my god.
He's probably in a battle.
Punch-Lose in the face, bro.
Chad, I'm not gonna punch-Lose.
Oh my god, okay, rather than pick up, okay.
Lose, okay, let's call Lose.
Bro, I don't know if I've ever even called Lose on stream, bro.
Chad, you think Lose would pick up?
I don't think I've ever called Lose.
No way, right?
Literally no way.
No way, no way, no no, no way.
Okay, thank you, Habermas, thank you, Habermas, thank you, Habermas.
I did not leak.
Wait, I leaked.
I leaked close number.
Your call has been phoned.
I hate closest number.
Please say your trolling.
No, okay.
Bro, I'm on a streak of just leaking numbers
the last month.
Okay, the Jason one was not my fault though.
Fuck chat, all right, we're running dry now.
Dude, right, I didn't pick up,
we're most gonna pick up.
Fuck, okay.
We need one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I'm sorry. We need three more streamers in the next 20 minutes. Can we pull this off?
Okay, but Riley would probably be down. I don't know if he's even home though, bro. I
Didn't know Riley's home. Oh
My god, looks just calling me chat
He's gonna say no. He's gonna say no. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yo, I'm streaming
Bro, look, how you doing bro?
Hey, man.
Um, that, okay, so most, I have a question, all right, this is pretty last minute, bro.
Very last minute.
Um, do you, we're doing a streamer among us lobby in like 20 minutes.
Do you want to join if you're busy, I understand.
So, so, so you hit me up 20 minutes, are you out of your fucking mind?
I'm not even at you.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's okay. That's like all right. Yeah, that's exactly how I expected that to go
Jack this is the thing bro. This is the thing like
Get speed yo chat speed is literally like literally in Africa
He's doing a IRL marathon for like a month tomorrow
Jack, I'm not fucking mr. Beast
We can't just get speed. No chat. It's not racist. Are you guys dumbasses?
Speed's literally doing an Africa marathon tomorrow. It's not racist today in Africa.
XQC. Bro, you guys think XQC would pick up? Let me call them. Let me, let me, let me just try.
try bro I don't have excuses number bro I don't have excuses number I don't have
his new number fuck fuck I don't have excuse you new number get flight flight
would never join like chat I know flight so well flight whenever join same with
Los I didn't know why I called those bro flight said he had a stomach ache is
is why he didn't go to the streamer awards, bro.
Bro, Flight says he has a stomach ache every time.
Bro, Flight is top type three human beings of all time, though.
Okay, bro, I kind of want,
let me text Riley.
Let me text Riley.
Okay.
I'm going to text rather, alright, alright, alright, wait, I had a name, I thought of,
um, okay, okay, chat, I'm just trying to like, I'm trying to like, just, this is so
bad, bro. Your chat, but doesn't Peanut normally go live like later? Bro, doesn't
Peanut normally go live like in like the night? He does, right, Chad? That's a good
I feel like Peanut would want to do it, but like I actually don't know.
K-Sode, nah, bro. K-Sode, dude, chat. I already said like, bro, chat. A, K-Sode
It does not like streaming in like large groups of people.
So I'm not gonna like ask him to do that
when I know he doesn't wanna do that.
B, he doesn't go live for another five hours, bro.
He's gonna go live for another five hours, dude.
Who else, bro?
Clicks?
Okay, yeah, Clicks is actually a good person to ask.
You guys been clicks, is he on?
Clicks is a good person to ask, bro.
Clicks is a good person to ask.
Is Clicks on?
He's not on.
Let me text clicks. That's a good person ask
20 minute notice when I was 18 minute notice, bro
Bro, but I think I'm on that's the plan
Bro, we met a few just eight fucking people bro. Yo chat with eight people. Do you do one impostor or two?
Chat with eight people do you do one impostor or two?
Hasmongold?
Bro, this is so fucked up.
Bro, we have seven people confirmed. That's pretty good.
Geng is live? Bro, no he's not. There's no way.
No way Geng is live.
If you're lying about this, bro, yeah, like, bro, why lie about that?
It's just so weird. It's like just a waste of time.
Bro, why lie about that?
that silky ass Jason all right I guess I'll call Jason fucking I don't even have
Jason number because I fucking leaked his fucking number that's why bro maybe
when Ron joins the call he could get people that's very good for 10 minutes
agent agents another good one agent would probably love to play fuck
Drake may yeah bro let me just call Drake may to join among us start banning
the dumbasses I might start banning it though but she's getting annoying start
banning the fucking dumbasses please yes sir bro let me just ring up Drake
fucking may to join us streamer among us mommy
you're a dumbass bro wait who was it bro Ron needs to get his ass home I need
help run I need help bro oh no he's gonna pressure me to go fast into my
I'm not a dicksy needs help thank you
bro I need Rhonda join the call to get
these last three streams bro if we get
ten people we get chat we get eight
fucking crewmates two fucking
imposters bro we've done among us on
this channel two times it's like
Like, among us is peak.
Among us is peak, right?
Bro, Ron could probably maybe get Jason.
Is a dat done?
A dat's done, right?
But this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life,
chat.
Trying to get nine streamers in 20 minutes.
Have Highbives join.
Hey, Highbives!
Highbives, you will be our stuff.
What did Joe just send me?
Hi guys, you know what we could just fucking get high-fives, bro
Fucking uh high-fives fucking you guys want to get high-fives
Ron don't want to play. All right. Uh, no, no
Ron doesn't want to play among us, bro. I'm not playing for tonight. I would rather get jumped than play for tonight
Get high-fives, okay. All right. You know what high-fives would you like to join among us high-fives?
This is fucking, this is just, all right, all right.
We got two more.
Chat, who else, bro?
This is lit, man.
This is, I'm trying my best, bro.
High five is good.
High five is gonna be good.
We need, okay.
All right, we need two more people.
High five's locked.
High five's, even if you don't wanna play,
I don't give a fuck you're playing, bro.
High five's go chat for the 90th time.
I can't just get speed into a last minute
among us lobby guys.
Speed is in Africa.
As we speak, planning out like a 30-day tour of the country, roll out!
Yo, Jinxy, I'm on, bro.
Oh, appreciate you.
Who said they're on?
Yo, Jinxy, I'm on, bro.
Somebody said they're on.
VLORVY, I'll keep you posted, bro.
VLORVY, I'll keep you posted.
VLORVY, I'll keep you posted, bro.
I
Would eat you more chat. I called around it I called around it
Africa is a continent. Yep. Yep. Yes. Yes
He's in Africa bro. He's in Africa
He's in the fucking Africa
Hi guys, you're playing bro. I get mr. Beast. Yeah, bro. Let me just get mr. Beast
You're right then after that. No, no, you're no you're right. I'm just gonna get mr. Beast in this
15-minute window here, and then you know what then we'll get messy too
And then maybe Ronaldo will join among us and then maybe last minute fucking LeBron James is gonna join
Who else guys Lamar Jackson fucking yeah, let's just get everybody who else who else what do you guys expect of me?
Hey, JX Stakes, thank you for the five gift.
Agent, okay, let me text agent on Twitter.
I don't know if I have, do I have an agent's number?
Bro, it's because I got a new, oh wait,
I do have agent's number, okay, I'm calling agent.
I'm calling agent.
Agent will play.
Agent, what's up, baby?
Agent, super last minute.
We're doing a streamer among us lobby in 11 minutes.
Would you like to join?
I
Okay, no, I understand super duper last minute when will you be home?
Would you want to play in 30 minutes
Yeah, if you're down like if you're down, bro
All right, we're gonna mark you in as a late join a late join. Okay
So it's me Ron
Lacey Bobby Joe Bart Sina sketch and hi guys right now
Yes, yes, we got a good lobby bro, we're still cooking. I'm trying to get more people
Alright, I'll see you.
W agent, bro.
Dude, W fucking agent, okay.
Okay, alright, we're doing good.
I'm kinda doing good, I don't know.
I'm sort of doing good.
Fuck you and fuck yourself.
Who typed it?
I'm not.
This aggression will not stand.
Fuck you and fuck yourself.
Get banned permanently.
How about I scroll up to Spandum, bro?
You can't be this angry all the time.
Somebody said, get Corey pension.
Yeah, bro. Let me just get Corey Kenshin to be in his first ever twitch stream of all time on a nine-minute notice
Bro to play among us
Who else bro chat we have such a good list
We have such a good list brother. It's a great list, bro. Great list
Get those already cold blows and he cuffs me out
comes to me out then hung up on me bro chat this is the legs of shit I'm
willing to go to the bro lacy's called lacy what's up talk to me nicely lacy
how you doing how you doing bro so the lobby right now and I just got this in
nine minutes bro it's jimsy Ron lacy Bobby Joe Bartolosi Sina sketch somehow
high-vives and then agent double zero wait who's the porter bear so we're talking
like bro at runs on the road I'm fucking I don't know what the fuck at what
the fuck is happening I maybe call it realistically 15 minutes Joe Bart has to
leave at 8 no no no wait no oh you'll be back in 15 minutes so you'll be back
at 605 ESD.
Yes, I just need to go to the library.
We're going to get you.
Okay.
Agent also said 30.
All right.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yep.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, like, because I was, fuck, no, I was going to have agent join last.
He said he was going to join late.
We can't have everybody late.
Well, we can't have everybody late.
Okay.
So, the library closed at five o'clock though.
J.C., what are other public places that have a printer?
Bro, why do you need a printer? What are you doing?
I have to print out a piece of paper.
Okay.
Bro, maybe a door to ask a printer, bro. Door to ask a printer.
Staples. Somebody said staples. Staples has printers, Lacey.
Oh, no, I'm not wild enough to let him in.
I mean, I haven't...
Goddamn it.
Put on a staple, Senator.
Wait, does ADAPT wanna play, or is ADAPT busy?
ADAPT's busy.
Okay, okay, work.
We're doing good. I got nine people right now.
This is going...
Oh, so my question is, JX, if I sit here, right, and I'm ready at 605,
realistically, what time is the lobby actually starting?
Yo, bro, you want me to be realistic, bro?
Ron's not home, fucking agents not home.
Realistically, this shit's not starting till fucking 6.20.
6.25.
Ooh, Ron's about to be home.
Ron's about to be home.
Okay.
So we're starting right when Ron gets back, yeah?
I have work.
I think so.
Yeah, it's a great idea.
Also, Lacey, could you help me get someone?
Like, could you help me get somebody?
Yeah, like would Marlon want to play the chat saying Marlon
Yeah, like ask some new friends text me call me whatever I got nine people
Bro, we got nine we only need one, but we could get three more people like we could get 12 people
All right, thank you, thank you, thank you
W fucking lacy, bro. I love Lacey. Okay
It's a library.
I'm not the word policed by any means, but Jesus, Murphy, chat, it's a library.
There's not a silent R in the middle of it.
No, it's not library.
No.
Bro, sketch better be getting on.
What about Riley?
I called him.
Wait, Riley just texted me as he said that.
Dude, oh my God, if we get Riley.
Okay, Riley literally just texted me, bro.
Riley literally just texted me, bro.
Maybe rather reply.
Get Elvis Presley.
All right, dude.
Get Jason.
I don't have Jason number.
Unfortunately, I tragically leaked his number.
I mean, I don't know.
My fault if he called me in the middle of a class of animal. I don't know and then I had the wrong setting on
I don't know it was
Rowdy said he's down. Oh my god. Okay, right. He said he's down. Yes. I'm gonna say we're starting like really soon
Okay, all right, we have ten people at the bare minimum we have a lobby
I don't know how by the grace of God. I don't know how we did that
We got a lobby of ten people in fucking 20 minutes
Like, bro, now we just need to get two more people.
Agent's going to join late, agent's going to join late, bro.
This is a good list, like no, no, this is a good fucking list.
Bro chat, on a 10 minute notice, bro.
I can't believe how I slithered in.
Bro this is a good list, this is a great list.
Take off notes.
Okay, realistically, it's probably a good idea
to get one or two more people
because Agent's gonna join late.
Also, Joe has to leave at eight.
We wanna keep it at 10 plus for like two, three hours,
type of shit.
Get Queen Elizabeth.
Who invited Jakesy?
Yeah, okay.
Chicken Tendies?
I literally got like everyone here.
Okay, I write a set I can get on right now.
I'm gonna say, okay.
Everyone should be on in like 15, 20 minutes.
And if I get more pretty, do you think he will like me?
All right, I'm gonna get the YouTube stream ready.
Chad, this is night two of Among Us, bro.
Night one was peak.
Dude, this is gonna be the longest fucking title
of all time, okay.
All right
Who else touch I'm missing how I'm missing how am I missing Riley
Agent brothers
This is like the longest fucking title ever
Okay, okay, Jack. I have a feeling we're not even gonna end up playing bro. Oh Joe Bart. I
Have a feeling we're not even gonna end up fucking playing
I'll fix the title, it doesn't matter, Jack, I have a feeling we're not even gonna end
up playing.
Go in Joe's stream, what is Joe doing?
I have such a strong feeling we're not even gonna end up playing.
What the fuck is happening?
Well he's so tough.
Holy Aura.
That was 40.
Yeah, I would let him fuck this shit out of me.
I'm gonna be honest, Chad, I've never eaten in my life.
Oh my god, 55 gifted.
You know, I would let Joe fuck this shit out of me.
Mogged you, okay?
So chat, I load up a stream,
Mogged, you could never Mogged.
Guys, oh chat, like let's call it what it is.
I'm a little bit of a Mogger, bro.
Bro, have y'all seen those edits on TikTok?
If Jinxie locked in.
Y'all know the edits I'm talking about, bro.
I know y'all would've seen some of those edits, bro.
If Jinxie locked in, Ron FaceTime, thank God.
Ron Bale.
I'm home, I'm at it now, if you want a place do you want me to get through, I'm...
I'm trying to see how long?
Um...let me check, let me check our schedule right now.
You said Drew, right?
But I'll just walk away and record.
Yes. Um...you said Drew?
Yeah, no, we could uh...
Walk the way I walk the way.
Alright, fuck no. Um, okay, Ron, listen.
I got ten people, bro, in nine minutes.
Are you proud of me?
Bro, it's me.
It's me, you, Lacey, Joe Bart, Bobby, Senna, sketch,
agent, high-vives, right?
High-vives!
Yeah, he slithered in, I don't know, he slithered in.
But, bro, Bobby's the goat.
Just don't worry, Bobby's the goat, trust me.
Bro, all right, listen, Ron, we need, okay,
realistically, probably one or two more people.
What'd you say?
Nothing, go on, sorry.
Just keep going, one second.
Dude, okay, we got 10 people right now.
The thing is, Joe has to leave at eight.
The other thing is, agent is probably gonna join late.
So I'm thinking we get one or two more people right now
just so we have a locked in 10 plus full lobby
for two, three hours.
This is funny, what's happening?
Eight o'clock, eight o'clock is not
killing three more hours.
Yeah, no, eight o'clock's in two more hours.
Oh, that's fine, no one's to play
one or two hours anyway.
Okay, word to bro.
Yeah, word to bro.
Okay, so, I could call Cuffham?
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, call Cuffham.
I'm gonna call people too, okay?
Okay, so I'll just dial some people.
Yes, dial some people.
Join the Discord, all right?
Join the Discord.
I'm gonna try to gather some people real quick.
Okay, all right, all right.
I'm gonna try to gather people too.
Okay.
Chad, what about, dude, what about Katie B, bro?
She's funny as fuck.
I've never streamed with her either.
Sketch has her number, I think.
Bro, she's funny as fuck.
All right, let me call Sketch.
All right, all right, all right.
Chat, oh my God.
Yo, Jinxie can play?
Yo, Amuqi, I'm Jinxie.
You're in my chat.
You clicked like the wrong stream or something.
You're in my stream.
I'm the one organized to get dipshipped.
Sorry.
Bro, what do you mean Jinxie is playing?
Yes, please find some people so I can watch and work for A&G.
What am I supposed to do?
Sketch, what's up, bro?
Nothing much.
It's streaming now.
Yep, Sketch.
Do you have Katie B's number?
That's like a Katie B's number.
Could you call her and see if she wants to join among us?
You're calling Katie B last minute, too?
You didn't call her before me?
Bro, Sketch, I don't have her number.
You have her number.
I don't have her number.
I have her number, you have her number, bro.
Yeah, if I should have called me earlier than an asshole.
No, okay, you were like, sketch, chat, what was he,
you're the-
I'm so far down the list, I gotta call from Sit-Up
and she's been sitting around eating all day.
No, you, okay, no.
Dude, come on, you were like the third person
or fourth person or fifth.
Third person, eight people.
Fifth, man, maybe the sixth people.
Bro, you were the one of the first-
I don't know if it's decided,
but I've been to your house.
Dude, no, you were one of the steps.
You didn't know, whoa, no!
You did now, whoa!
Steps, you cannot make those jokes.
You slept, no, you did not sleep in my fucking bed.
Bro, no, you slept in one of my guest bedrooms.
Sketch, can you call KDB, please,
and see if she won't explain, mom, that's okay.
You need emergency calls so you can get her number 2.
Don't leak it, she's cooler than you.
Just call her? No, don't even merge it.
Sketch, just call her and see if she wants to play it.
But Sketch, she needs to know it's in the next 5 to 10 minutes.
The next 5 to 10 minutes?
Yes, bro.
To be discreet, it's fucked and busy and fucking can't even call her what?
Alright, call her, call her, call her.
Alright.
Okay, this is a fucking disaster and this is exactly what the fuck I said would happen, Chad.
you do fucking among us with fuck fuck Macy's called.
Yo how's it going? How we doing?
I got great news, you see I got somebody in.
You got, oh you got uh you got somebody in among us?
I got somebody in the lobby.
Who'd you get?
I got Senna.
Yo dumbass, we got Senna an hour ago.
Lacey just get off, holy shit!
Lacey we got Senna an hour ago!
Well Senna told me she's playing.
Oh my fucking god. Yeah, she told me she's we already got Santa
Join the call bro, just joint the fuck
Get this guy out of my ear. Yeah, I he produced nothing for this organization, bro
Jack that is what we call when one smart guy does all the work in a group and then you sign your name on
No, that's what it is
That's what it fucking is, bro. He did not do Ann Sketch callin'. Please tell me she said yes, Sketch, please.
No! I can't be! She's famous, DC!
I know, I know, I know. So wait, she can't play in ten minutes?
I just texted her and she went straight to voicemail on three calls. So, I'm assuming...
Your wishes are not going to be granted.
Yeah, okay
Okay, look bro, we're doing good. We got ten people right now. We need to get like one more though, bro realistically
Okay, yeah sketch that's a good thing bro, that's a good thing
Okay, sketch I'm gonna I'm gonna see what I can do
Yeah, I know I know why it's falling what I'm straight I got it. I got it. Just soy about I got it
Just join the discord call in like five minutes
Yes, whatever do something
I'm hanging up. All right. This is fucking stress that's bro
All right. All right. Wait, I'm gonna call Lacey and tell Lacey to call Marlon
Didn't I already do that five minutes ago?
Idiot, idiot, idiot!
The show start and stops when high-
High-wise, high-wise, who are you feeling like, bro?
Jason?
Lacey, uh, did you ever call Marlin, by the way, or did you just call Senna?
I actually got really good news. I got somebody.
Who'd you get?
Ron told me in this play.
Yo, dipshit. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Lacey, Lacey, you're useless.
Me and Ron were the ones who set this up
IN HOUR AGO!
You told me to call Marlin!
Yeah, I told you to call Marlin!
Okay, I called Marlin and guess what he's doing right now?
What is he doing?
Probably some... he didn't answer. Probably some cool shit. He's probably...
He's probably doing some cool shit.
Okay.
So you've produced nothing, bro. You've produced nothing.
No, I'm like that... I'm like that's so funny. Trust me, I'm like that's so funny.
Bro, we need like...
Literally we need one person, bro. We need one person.
Okay, I'm like a cheater. I'm like a cheater. I'm like a cheater. I'm like a cheater.
All right, just saddening, yo, all right, this is chat,
like, bro, this is a joke, bro.
No, not that shit, like, no, like,
bro, this is a fucking joke.
Who do we get, bro?
Get clav, yo, bro, isn't clav like, bro,
isn't clav like literally in jail right now or something?
I seen something on TikTok.
Bro, isn't class literally in jail or am I wrong?
High-vives, Calvin.
Oh my God.
Yo, high-vives, what's up, bro?
Some news, just got high-vives to play.
Ready to go.
Yo, you're hot, you're high-vives!
This is a, you know what, chat?
We did good.
I got 10 people.
No, by the way, no one got anyone.
No, I'm the only one who got anyone, Lacey's calling.
Lacey, please tell me you have good news
and you got somebody for Among Us.
I have great news, I got somebody for Among Us.
What did you get?
Get ready to write down the list, ready?
All right, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Okay.
A.
Okay.
G.
Okay.
E.
Okay.
N.
T.
I don't know if there's like an 11 pound boulder in your brain.
I got agent.
Lacey, I got agent like literally 45 minutes ago.
He was one of the last people I got.
No, I just called him and-
Yeah, I know.
I know you called him.
He said, yeah, I'm playing in 30 minutes.
I said, all right, then.
Bro, Lacey, I'm already got eight to 10 in 30 minutes.
Bro, they see I'm already got eight to 10 in 30 minutes!
Oh god, well, hey, how many more we need?
We need one! We've needed one! We still...
I said I hate you! Get on!
Yeah, yep, nice. We need one. Can you get one more? Can you get one more?
Don't say sketch or Joe Bart.
Can we get one more?
Get one more. Call me when you get one more.
Yo, this dude is a grade A fucking dumbass, bro.
Call XQC. Wait, why don't somebody call XQC?
Bro, doesn't XQC sleep till like 9 p.m.?
Bro, why don't we just call XQC? Great idea.
I'm going to call Ron because I know Ron has XQC number.
That's a great idea. I'm calling Ron.
Call him Ron.
Ron.
Bro, I have a good idea.
Could you call XQC and see if he wants to play among us?
Okay, so I can. I just did. He didn't pick up, but maybe he was on D&D. I can try again.
Yeah, he's probably on D&D, bro. Just try to call him again.
Okay, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna do a new challenge. Keep calling XQC until he gets this far.
Okay. All right. All right.
Lacy's calling. Yo, Lacy. Lacy, did you get somebody?
Yo, um, I'm live right now. I'll play it among us in like 15 minutes. You wanna join the lobby?
All right, now I'm hanging up. I'm fucking I'm not doing this shit anymore
Can Ron get extra seed maybe even get extra seed maybe even get extra seed
Wait my heart's hurting this is not a good idea
No, I need to slam that shit. Oh, I need to get energy drink if we're playing among us
Which I'm not a dick there 26 grims but no if I'm the imposter I didn't add a drink if we're playing among us
What is penthtonic acid there's acid in this
Yo, they're discriminating-
I'm getting a ghost, I don't care.
Not a significant source of saturated fat and-
Yeah, I'm not addicted, it's just I need energy, bro.
Why are they making this like a political now?
All right, Chad, I got four.
I got a drink.
Chad, I got four energy drinks just so I could get the $12 bundle
deal on Dordash and save the shipping fees.
Or not shipping the delivery fees.
Because you know chat if you have dash pass the fun fact chat if you buy dash pass and you round up to $12 you actually save
You save you save
I'm not addicted. No, I only got four because of the bundle
Yeah, I'm not addicted guys. I'm literally not addicted
No, I'm not addicted
All right, bro fucking we just start this discord call
Can we just start this discord call, bro?
67,000 subs?
Yes, chat, I see 67.
67!
Ha ha ha ha!
67!
Ha ha ha ha!
67!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm done!
Chat, I'm done with 67!
I'm done!
I'm done with 67!
Call steak?
Bro, wait!
Let me call steak!
I'm done with 6-7. Call steak? Bro, wait, let me call steak!
Bro, let me call steak! Let me call steak! Let me call steak! Let me call steak! Let me call steak!
Bro, if we get steak, call it 11 people. Just call it.
Call the steak. Call the steak! Call the steak!
Steak would you like to join in a among us lobby starting in five minutes?
Okay, I'm adding this steak. I'm gonna add you to the discord group too. Okay. Okay. All right, daddy
Bye chat people said I look like steak Chad. I don't like steak bro. Be honest
Chad, do I look like steak?
Piaris, not this picture, not this one.
Chad, this one, do I look like steak?
Chad, Piaris, do I look like him?
XGC, XGC said he's getting on.
Say on God.
What is...
What?
I'm gonna go back over there and I'll go over it and I'll already give them a chicken to eat.
You'll be eating the chicken.
Goodbye.
Get me out of here, bro.
Alright, get me out of here, dude.
Get me out of here.
XQC down.
Chat, say you swear to God XQC getting out of here.
Bro, don't fucking troll me, bro.
Do not fucking troll me.
High-fives, give me a clip.
Bro, if we have XQC, we have literally everybody and it's gonna be a great night.
Cause then we have 12 people, if people get off, we'll still have 10.
All you need for among us is 10, you need 10.
Cause then you go to imposter, 8 crewmen.
Not gonna lie, get me bro.
Uh, yo.
Ow, that hurt.
Oh my god.
He said yes, actually.
Bro, so chat.
Alright, on, on, on God, XQC's down.
High vibes, don't fuck with me.
Bro, how do I know?
Cause I went into Ron's stream and he's chewing chicken.
Speed, okay, all right, chat, y'all said y'all swear.
Chom, gonna go live on YouTube, I will.
Once the lobby starts, if that ever starts.
Get Quinn Ewers coffee, you're not funny.
All right, chat, tell Ron, discord, discord.
Yo, Berger, yo, Berger, look.
This shit's a golden scar, huh?
Too bad, bro.
Oh, hello.
Where's the freight? Is that can?
I'm not allowed to hold it after I ate one.
Chats, how about this board?
You bodied that.
Yeah, no, like 10 seconds.
Chats, should we say leaked chat Twitter? Leaked chat Twitter.
Ooh!
I mean, then you turn into a helicopter.
Chats, say leaked chat Twitter. Leaked chat Twitter.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to get around to the chat scene.
Chats, say leaked chat Twitter.
Not in and out.
Leaked chat Twitter. Leaked chat Twitter.
Yeah.
Yeah, leaked, leaked, leaked.
Leak check Twitter.
Wait, hold up.
Say leak check Twitter.
Twitter. Leak check Twitter.
Jack, can y'all hear me?
Say leak check Twitter. Leak check Twitter.
Leak Twitter!
Oh no. Now some of the FC files are actually out.
Are they actually fully out?
What?
Leak check Twitter.
There's no shot.
Say three inches?
Question mark leaks at Twitter
Three-insure on steam files are out, bro
No
No shot
Leaks at Twitter three. Yeah, yeah three inches clutch mark
Leaks at Twitter
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go to go to go to go to go to go to go chat. Did we actually get excuse me bro?
let's see the clip let's see the clip it's my knees I'm streaming right now say
hi
yo get on bro we want to play among us me you jinxie Sina all these people Lacey
wait are you gonna start your stream bro the thing is bro if he does that
Shit where he talks a hundred miles an hour, bro. Like no like this see the thing is
I'm about to uncall chat. There's a chance this lobby gets hectic, bro. Yeah, that's
There's a legit. I'm calling
Callin calling Jinxie callin yo Jinxie callin yo yo yo, I got good news where you got leaked on Twitter by the way
Oh, that was yeah, oh, she's eating you didn't get me. Yes, Lacey. What's up? Yeah?
Yo, I got Bobby bro. I got just stop just bro. I got Bobby bro
Yo, I got excuse to join I got excuse. Yeah, I saw I saw thank you. Thank you. Yo
High-fives maybe join like I was maybe deafened
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding
Seriously, that's enough. Oh, no. No, I went to the exact spot. He was at bro. I seen that bro
What so um did you like tell them to release the files?
What was it wait? What do you know what it's walking on? No, no nothing crazy nothing crazy. We are high-vives. Is she playing?
I'm a deaf and you let me know in high-vives. I'm not I'm not playing your phone
Wait, is this is this real beef for you?
Oh my god, Joe, what's up, bro? Joe, how you doing? There's a wait limits in a
Yo, first of all, your fat ass is in here, okay?
Let's see that six pack.
I'm not talking about your body,
I'm talking about that forehead.
Hey, chat, no, no, this isn't gonna work.
This is not gonna work, bro.
I already know.
Playing your, that shit is weighing your neck!
Get out!
Your neck is in pain because of your forehead!
Are we playing it off?
Keep going, keep going.
Joe, what is your workout routine, Joe?
Like, I wanna have a workout routine.
Oh, I'm actually gonna ask you.
I actually did tell Ron my workout routine at the rainbow
Ron did you do it?
I didn't get paid at that event. You know that?
The rainbow event? Why didn't I get an invite?
Tell me 250 grand.
Wait Joe, did you get paid at least?
I actually don't know.
Jason asked me like when me and him did the Broby Bro, and I was like I have no idea.
I'm gonna keep it a box of servers got hacked yesterday. Y'all are probably never seen that shit.
I don't know.
What you're saying like the game itself is cooked well, I mean yesterday that people like hack the game and gave everybody two million credits
You guys see why would you tell them that?
Why would you tell them that now they're now they are actually going to do that?
No, I like you guys are probably gonna see it bro like 20 27 or something, but it'll get there. It'll get there
Yeah, why didn't you come? I
Think I had a stomach ache that day. I think oh, but you were streaming at that. No
Well, yeah, hey, Joe, why do you why do you tell people that cherry hill is it is a safe spot?
I'm curious
Cherry Hills like one of the wealthiest towns in New Jersey. Okay. I bet okay, but so unless you're saying like the state itself is like the trench
There's other brother. I have Camden County right next to me. They literally are in next to you. Yeah
Yeah, they're invading Cherry Hill so in the county so you have to drive in through you're probably like all the poor people
So Ron you have to drive like 10 miles to get into the trenches basically is what you said.
No, no, no.
Anyone in my chat from Cherry Hone New Jersey, you know bro, they're just capping right now.
They're like, it's just sweet out there bro, something like that.
Yeah, AdState, Havis, AdState, Havis, Ad Riley, Havis help, you're running this whole
thing, it's all going to explode, Havis, it's all your fault.
Oh my god, I'm getting into this.
Fuck off, fuck off, okay, holy shit.
Wait, what is this?
They see here, smooth down here.
Can you all hear me?
I also just want to introduce you guys to my friend Bobby, can you say uh Bobby, what's up brother?
Uh one second, Bobby? Uh Bobby? There he is, there he is, there he is, yo, hello Bobby, man what's good, man what's good?
Oh a voice changer on? No, no, no, no, no, no, no that's his voice, that's his voice
Oh I can't ask you a question, I can't, oh I'm so sorry, Bobby, no I'm so sorry, I can't ask you a question
Bobby, be out of here.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm leaving, Senate.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry, Bobby.
That's why I'm here.
I'm so sorry.
I need to know if I can meet you.
That's fucked up, Senate.
Yeah, Senate.
I didn't want to be able to kill Senate first.
No, no, no, don't kill it.
I'm sorry, Bobby.
It's wonderful to meet you.
What is this video?
Get out of here.
Senate, get out of here.
Joe, what is this, Joe?
What is the context of this clip, Joe?
What am I looking at, Joe?
Those are moon shoes.
I'm just sending gifts of myself while we're waiting.
Okay, so we're missing two people, right?
We're missing, oh, we're missing, excuse me, join.
Okay, yeah, yeah, hold up.
Okay.
I don't know how many years.
I think Chad is in here, man.
What's Chad, what do you say about chatting?
We're gonna join, okay.
We can start the first lobby with 10 people,
and then the next one will have 12.
You know what I'm saying?
Chesh, I go through my gifts.
Are you running a little foster setup here?
Yeah, how many imposters?
So we're gonna do two impostor, eight crewmen.
Should I go through my gift?
Make sure you go emote only in the chat.
Are we doing that bullshit with like that shit in here?
And all that fuck shit?
Yeah, okay, go.
Wait, have eyes, Rally's not in the GC, have us.
Help, Jerry, help.
Help us, please.
Wait, you're saying when we play,
we gotta have our chat emote only?
And Jerry, add state too, add state.
Yes, emote only, cause chat,
Some people will read
You're not playing modded, right?
Right
Wait the party's full the group has a 10 member of limit whoa, whoa, wait you can only do among us with ten people
I think Sina takes up two spots. That's why
I'm gonna fucking hate
That was pretty quick.
That was a good one.
All right, so we can only get 10 people, bro.
It's modest.
You can have up to 20.
Nah, he's talking about the group chat.
In the Discord group chat, yeah, you can only have 10 people.
You can just make a quick...
Regular, among us, you can have more.
Well, we can make a server, but...
Quick server?
Yeah.
Go, go.
Your job is on the line.
Sorry.
Okay.
Wait, my mic comes off.
My mom's I'm gonna start talking to y'all. Stop saying W. Shit
Okay
New server do server service service service. Yeah
You're a whore. Make sure you guys don't leak the code y'all. Yo. Yeah. Yeah guys. I won't make anything
I swear someone I swear
Wait, is it among us to be here among us, bro?
I want to make it very clear if if xqc gets on we're kicking I advise we're
Can we make that clear guys?
I'm joining server a a chat. I already know yo listen to me when I say this
Chat listen to me and listen to me clearly when I say this
This right here is going to be the most hectic disaster train wreck among us lobby of all
I don't like yo chat. I don't want to be taken lightly when I say this, but
This is going to be the most hectic
Dude yet like
What up child about a global YouTube YouTube I got you I did not forget I did not forget I did not forget I did not forget
All right
I did not forget. I did not forget. I did not forget. Bro, I'm telling y'all this right
here right now. I don't want to be taken lightly when I say this. This is going to be the most
hectic among us lobby ever created. Yeah, as long as you don't click the link, you'll
be fine. All right. I'm okay. No, no, no. Hey, Joe. Pretty good, Brad. I haven't
What have you been up to?
Just chilling, Jigsie Booty called me to come play among us and apparently my cat is shit
in this room.
You're not cleaning it up, you're just going to be smelling it while you play?
I can't smell it because it's hard.
It's been a while since I streamed so I'm...
Wait, so you want me to pick it up with my bare hands?
Yo, golly, yo.
What?
Shit in your room.
I did not leak it.
There's no sketch.
There's a hard pile of cat shit next to your setup right now.
There's like five of them.
I don't know.
They went crazy.
I got three cats.
Oh my god!
Yo!
Get out of here!
No!
Right here.
Oh!
It's a spro!
Get me a second!
I don't go in this room!
I have a- I have- I don't live in this room!
There's- there's not a bed in here!
Yo, what's the hell?
No, are we doing proximity chat yet?
No.
That's not fair.
That is not fair.
I did not have time to clean up.
No proximity chat.
We're not doing proxy.
Should we, or we're not doing proximity chat?
Would you be able to have a mod for proximity chat?
What do you say?
Is there a mod for proximity chat?
I think Joe's right.
You're so tough, Joe.
I think Joe's right.
What, the Dixie?
Sorry.
No, it's not that, bro.
No, it's not that.
Joe, I saw you doing pushups earlier, bro.
looked pretty good.
You like my form?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Yo, Jinxie.
I'm going to deafen.
What's up?
How does it feel that you were the start of the downfall?
OK, so yeah, again.
The timing of that was bad, bro.
It was just bad timing, bro.
I came on game night.
Yeah.
Bro, my chat said I ruined the face.
I didn't ruin the face.
Jinxie ruined the face.
Oh, I didn't ruin the face.
No, the fuck I didn't.
face
You're gonna get done did a good job though invite agent. Yeah invite agent invite agent. I think we got everybody
You're gonna play or
I'm gonna go take on I'll be back. I bet it's don't fuck with anything
I'm a good tickle. Oh my god states. Hello everybody. Nice to meet you money steak
Hello, thank I
You were the you're the guy that ate a shit sandwich on that one YouTube video
No, we don't need to talk about that, bro. We
Human shit wait, what are you referring to?
Which which time no, which time multiple the multiple instances
Yeah, no, that was me
I think everybody's invited, first of all, to fill the space, to fill the space.
They're not only on agent, right?
Yeah.
I think he was joining later.
Who's the fucking sweater among us?
Oh, they all fucking muted.
I'm gonna end my life.
That was...
Oh.
Interesting.
I'm not ending stream until I get a thousand gifted it's a good goal
them. Wait so are we about a player? What's going on? Are we on agent? Oh my god anyone
else please. Oh my god. Um fuck up. I know what Joe's talking about. I'm taking your
force bro I don't know why you're doing this. How do you meet Sinnoh? How do you meet one
at a time? That's what we're doing here guys. Yo guys I missed you too and I hope
I hope you have a great Christmas.
I'm ready to rock.
Hi guys, what are you doing?
Hi, bye, what the?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Please, bye!
Hi, bye!
I'm a nice guy.
Right there, come on and give this to the chef.
Go on and get this to the chef.
All right, I don't care, I don't care.
Hi, bye.
Stop swiping the company credit card you stupid motherfucker.
How long has this been?
No, I'm just kidding.
Give me 20.
Give me 20, give me 20.
Come on, you know I deserve it.
No
All right, is everybody in is everybody in is everybody in hi guys, what are you doing stop?
Are we supposed to be are we supposed to be in a lobby right now? I didn't get it from Jinxie. Thank you
Yes, hi guys make the among us again invite everybody and pull your thumb out of your ass. Thank you
Hey, you buy a hundred if they're 20. Excuse me. Yeah, did you give a high-priced a Christmas bonus for being such a good employee?
Um
No, no
He did not get a Christmas bonus, but he got no step on it. He got a new Tesla. He got a brand new Tesla
So, yo, what's up guys?
Hey, what are you doing?
Chilling you know chillin. I just watch the college football
A lot of games on today now. Hey, this is a run. Yeah, so many games
You guys all did the sponsorship, right?
Who got paid?
I invited you to the rainbow.
Who got paid?
There was a rainbow event and I'm not invited.
What was that?
Shut the fuck up.
Can you host?
Last time you hosted it was perfect.
Can you host?
Wait, you want me to make it?
Yeah, perfect.
Let's turn Ron down.
Who got paid in the R6 sponsorship?
I mean, oh, oh, you actually the right person. I bet you know the exact guy to make the payments bro. Tell him. I need my money
Yeah, we need it. We need it
Like what are y'all y'all can't even say that I would y'all are out like $250,000
We've got a mythic I just leaked the code
We have
I've never seen that
I'll personally make an apology if I get my money
You think you think you're never getting that shit genuinely
I don't know. I don't remember if I got paid or not.
Listen, it's okay.
Wait, how much did that pay you, man?
I want to just make sure.
Yeah, Joe. How much did they pay you, Joe?
Joe, how much did they pay you?
This is all this closer amount of money.
Guys, what do you mean it's not good?
This is all this close.
Okay, I'll get you to buy a watcher.
I'll get you to buy a watcher.
I'll get you to buy a watch.
Alright guys, turn it off.
Ron, Ron, enough with the blasting of the sound.
Okay, new lobby, wait, new lobby.
Nixie, you already looby.
Are you dead ass?
Nixie, you need to pick up.
Bro, wait, I think there's one.
There's one here in among us?
Guys, Nixie, pick up.
What did you think we were playing?
What game did you think we were playing?
I didn't, I'm not watching.
I'm not watching, I'm not watching.
There's three, my god, the two monitors.
Nixie, pick up.
Guys, guys, I'm not watching.
Is that the lobby code and Jen?
John, oh my god.
What is JP fucking calling us?
to hear me
How do you join
You're moating your settings. Yeah, I won't show the yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So oh am I in the wrong lobby?
When you load up a jinksy leaked you're probably in the right lobby with jinksy leak
You know lacy I'm showing our steam messages while we were in
You're in the right lobby jinksy leaked the code though
I
Just gonna leave yeah for five gifted
Online nobody's gifted you can see you don't even have to get it up. I know high-fives. I'm playing on Xbox
Why are you playing on the Xbox?
It's in streamer mode, where's your streamer mode?
You can't turn off streamer mode when you're in
I did that. I did that. I did that.
I did that.
Hey, look at that.
I did that.
How much are you?
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
OK, my bad.
My bad.
Oh, you are contract slave.
Like this next color game.
I got it.
Nobody leads the code.
You guys change your name.
Oh, Veen Cheep.
Yes, you're right.
Just black out your screen until everybody's here.
Ron when you're in the
Where the hell it is the streamer mode at
It's illegal farming
I did it, I did it, I did it.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Which, which goat is it?
Go into play.
Go into settings and apply streamer mode in your settings.
Yeah, just be, why don't you keep your facecam?
I don't know.
Just go-
Be the fool of facecam!
Just go to your OBS, go in your-
Santa, put it on FishEye so you can see it.
So they can see you.
Oh my god.
Would it be 0.5 not fish?
Wait, you don't need to put your camera in the middle, do you?
That was Sinus Fall. That was Sinus Fall.
Are we serious? Are we?
Hi agent, by the way!
So you heard that? And when I say hi twice, you heard me?
Are you fucking serious? I said, are you fucking idiot?
You're a fucking fucking idiot!
You're actually an MPC bot.
Oh my god, maybe you have a fucking voice aid on your fucking mic.
Maybe fix your mic.
Huh?
Who leaked the code? Why is there someone who can fake it wrong here? That's not me!
And there's Monk whoever Monk is.
And Tertle.
It's not me! I swear on everything you do on me!
Jesus! Come on, come on!
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi! Stop leaking the code!
It's not me, you idiot!
It's not me, you dumbass!
Let me break your hands, you idiot!
All you guys gotta do is black out the screen!
And you can't leak the code!
What do you mean?
Clammer Ruck.
Well, certainly John pork's gone.
To save all your fucks sound we're wrong too.
Fuck you saying to me you little shit!
Come on, buck, we're playing a game right now.
We got a new, new, new ruck.
Wait, it got leaked again?
Say you swear to God it got leaked again.
No, no, no, no.
Go on, go on, go on.
My God.
Alright, alright.
Go ahead, Jay.
Hey, Jay.
Just full kick.
Full kick.
Yo, yo.
Full shit, full cam, full cam.
You can't beat, full cam.
Get a jigsaw.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have an accurate enough!
Oh my god.
I'm over stimulated.
I was just watching the car and it hit me on the soundboard.
You know what I said?
Hi.
I was just like, hey.
I'm on a skip run.
Now you can fucking hear me.
I can't hear you, but you know there's a guy standing right now.
Can we play the game? Like, what's the hold up?
We can go down the road. I'm just going the way, bro. You're a too money-
I'm not going in the way! Okay, I'm going to go down the road!
Just walk him! So you can't leave the town!
This is an unheard-understand!
What we're trying to do is play the game.
Is the code set?
No code, please.
Radity help. Radity help.
Yeah, yeah. Thank you, guys.
My brain hurts.
Yo, do you have to solve a math equation to get the code money to send a new code board?
Hold on.
This is his fifth code.
Is it a little fucking nicer?
Wait, and I don't need it.
Not again!
It's been like five minutes!
No!
This is his fifth code!
We keep making it!
Ewww!
I only see 200 chat.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
It's the bottom one.
I know what's happening.
I appreciate the invitation to AFP, but I don't want to join right now, but I appreciate it.
No, no, no, anytime, bro. I might send it. I might, I might, uh,
we can count it off. Really, we'll talk about it. Yeah.
Yeah, we'll talk about it. Why do we think we'll?
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Yo, Joe, bro, you're in the lobby.
You're in the lobby. I'm in the lobby.
Well, answer code.
Haha.
You don't need that.
No, no, no.
Whoa!
Who leaked it? Who leaked it, bro?
Oh my God.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I
That they lead to the code.
What do you mean by yelling about it?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I want to die.
I don't think the code is even there.
It's not even there.
No, you're fucking kidding.
How do we start the fucking game?
I'm not even there.
You're percussing.
What do you mean by that?
You're saying a dark left phase.
What the fuck, bro?
Oh my god!
You have a high-cheese banana.
OK, go to the main menu.
I'll give you guys, all right, everybody,
if you have the main menu.
Yes, you have to go to the main menu, okay?
Go to the main menu right now.
My account, you see my account, left side, my account.
Yes, right to that, 10-4.
Why does everyone believe in the game?
Yeah, why does everyone change their names?
They're changing their names.
See that?
I already did this.
I'm not telling anybody my name.
That's part of the strategy.
You're Baywale.
Hi, bud.
Who the fuck told you that?
You look like a fucking Baywale.
You joined and you said, why is my name Baywale?
Okay, all right, give it right back.
I hope a fucking lightning bolt
I'm not going to be able to talk and talk in a move.
Make sure you're in E-mode only so people do not ruin this, okay?
For the live-
I have no E-modes.
No, no, it's not.
I'm going to get one message an hour.
I need E-mode only or this is not going to work, all right?
I shouldn't be shooting a screen move, I can't even read it!
Okay, okay, okay, everyone listen.
He's right, thinks he's right, y'all.
Thank you.
Gotta go, Emo.
Coach is right.
Yeah, let's just get the most fun Emo-only chat on Twitter!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Coach is right!
Okay, why can't we just make a group decision that nobody reads their chat?
Bro, don't worry about my identity!
Hey, bro!
God, God, God, God, God!
Bro, what's the point of having your chat if you're not gonna read it that
As you can make sense, just quit it on me, I'm about to cry.
I just fell out.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh, I'm in the lobby.
All right, we got 11.
You guys ready to start?
You guys ready?
Wait, I agree.
We don't want to.
All right, wait, wait.
What if we keep it out of Emote only, but like, our chatters agree to just not try.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, let's keep it in chat's hands.
Yeah, chat's gonna be free.
Yeah, chat, y'all promise me you won't tell me who it is.
You have to go Evo right there, it's not gonna work!
My chat's saying Jinxie always sheets.
No, I don't!
And it's true!
No!
Yo, check if Jinxie's in your stream chat right now!
Whoa, we're starting!
We're starting!
Wait, what the hell?
How does this work?
Death and death and death and death and death and death!
Fuck, man, I got crewmate, fuck.
Alright, I don't want to- yo, finally we started?
That was- I'm about to vomit.
Okay, we finally started?
Chat, I'm gonna be honest with you.
This is gonna be the most cluttered comms ever.
Probably the most hectic among us session of all time.
I hate swipe cards.
Oh, righty, righty.
Maybe I could stay with my daddy.
Who undefeated?
Why is agent undefeated?
I can literally see him undefeated.
Wait, report, what do you mean report?
I'm treating him treating him.
Oh too, righty come with me.
I'm over simulated. Oh my god. I'm over simulated. Where was the body? What's the body? What a
damn. There's body. Did you find? Guys in the storage room. I found the body. I saw
Nobody there. I only saw the dead body
Oh
Lazy I did see Lacey to Lacey's good
I was following Lacey entire time great great
That you're defending yourself before anybody
Without this
I will say, it's not in your sketch.
I will say it's not Lacey, because I did walk by Lacey.
And then I was with High Vice, he was on this like little thing that had a map.
I don't really know what that was. I haven't played this game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think one of them was Snake.
Listen to me. Let me explain myself, okay?
I was doing the top coat of oxygen, okay?
And then I walked around into the storage room.
I didn't know.
I'm voting for Snake. I'm voting for Snake.
One at a time.
Don't worry.
I'm gonna get your steak.
Why did you vote?
Why the fuck would you vote for me?
And Loki might be Janksy.
There's no way to get your steak.
I didn't vote for you.
I didn't get Janksy, too.
Janksy, you're next.
I'm gonna skip.
I don't know how to do this.
I'm gonna skip.
Here's the thing.
Whoever did it, thank you for killing Cinnus.
We don't have to hear it.
Literally, please.
Thank you.
That was good.
Thank you.
Okay.
I'm gonna skip on this one.
We have no info.
I'm gonna skip on this one.
I started...
What?
I
Hate among us when I get targeted
How is it so on me? I didn't do anything sauce
I need to wait to be with rally. Oh my god. Thank you. Okay. I'm staying with rather the whole game
I know listen. I know I'm so okay
I'm still locked in. I know it's not Riley because it was a double kill and I was with Riley the whole time
It was a single kill. There's a chance. It's routing and didn't kill me
But because it was a double kill in because of the kill cooled out. It can't be ready to see Riley knows
What's up why the meeting why the meeting?
Because you accused steak so I wanted to stay with you
I'm scared and I don't know how to do the objectives yet.
I would solve the cameras.
It's 25.
Have you ever?
Let's see.
Let's do the thing.
You can't solve it.
Let's do the thing.
It might be Jixi.
I'm thinking of Jixi.
It's all good meaning on what all of us have to do.
Oh, yeah.
That's the right thing.
Let Asia tell.
All right.
If I was playing a 1v1 in basketball between LeBron James
and Sketch, who were either going to be one against
Sketch, right? Stake is level 30.
Pack this nigga up.
He knows too much.
What the hell?
Exactly.
What is that, man?
I locked the kid out.
You can't use that logic.
Here's the thing.
I like that logic.
You've got to know.
You can't do that.
You can't own him.
Why?
I like that logic.
He's I know who he is.
Who is it?
I like that logic.
I want Jinxie Golden to the right.
He's moving sus.
Yeah, cool.
I do think he's going to move sus.
Hey, are we allowed to defend or is it just a yelling match?
Before I fucking die, I want all of you. You're just gonna kill me every time cuz I'm level 30 fuck this
Precisely.
I'm fucking dead!
Yeah, fuck this!
You guys are fucking dead!
Yes!
Guys, we got it right!
Agent!
Wait, Agent, do you think you were right on that or not?
Yes!
Now, probably, yeah.
I'm usually right about these things.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
Yeah, we just voted off the wrong guy.
We already lost.
I'm going to be honest, like, this was a terrible idea because here's what's happening.
Everybody, somebody calls a meeting, everybody starts screaming, I need to stay with Bradley
or I'm dead.
I need to stay with Bradley or I'm dead.
I forgot the strategy.
Stay with Bradley or I'm dead.
This is why I love this guy and this is why I cracked him. I don't care I said it. Yes, I cracked him
This is why I cracked him bro. I have so much I didn't crack around
But bro, I'm a dude with the hat. This isn't good
Bro, I'm just gonna hope my team does the thing I already know they're not going to though
I
The booted I report just all body and I think it was may well
It was me it was me agent and high-bives together at Riley might have been there we are all walking
I darted in electrical and on then it's survive. Who's that's me? I was in the cafeteria
I was gonna click the button cuz I didn't know what the fucking mean when the lights
Joe Joe, where is the body the body was on the way to oxygen laying in the hallway right outside of
Okay, I don't think it's high-vised because high-vised
Yeah, I can't people die. I don't think it's how much this and I mean, wait, where did Jinxie go at the start of the game?
Bro
Bro, how did riding let me die though right it was with me. It's rather the other imposter
Did I get betrayed we all we all were in that room agent and we all left
We did we not I went left when we went out and I went to the cafeteria when those lights started flickering
That's what I did. This only confirms one thing. It's Joe
What I would not confirm that it's me because it's not rightly or high-bives
Ron and agent are going against Lacey's on the part-swipe yeah I've been a lot of
agents are going against it rather agent are going so you're saying I self-reported
yes you know what I'm doing Joe is there any job now I'm gonna get a self-reported you might be honest
Remember there's two imposters as well.
I don't want to suck you Lacey, but where were you when I
He's on the card swipe right now.
He's on the card swipe.
OK, it's a routed agent I think.
But is there a vent from now?
Is there a vent in the admin?
We have to take a shot at him.
Lacey just said I'm going back in.
I'm going back in.
Wait, they voted Ron out. Wait, okay, that means it's not agent. Hold up! Bro, that means the other imposter is probably Joe. Bro, look, look, because they all jumped on Ron. Joe did it. It has to be Joe.
I know maybe we got steak out maybe we won maybe we just won
No, oh my god. Okay. Chad listen they got Ron out Chad
Okay, that's big they said it. Can you hear me? Can you hear me step?
That's really big that's really big okay, it's gotta be Joe then I think the other imposters Joe
I was with Riley bro unless Riley let Ron kill wait, did I get betrayed?
My man rep betray me did my man bro. I'm gonna be honest. It might be
Robe because I'm gonna be honest the one time I peeled off from Riley I died right after almost
Not Joe. It's Joe. I knew it. It's fucking Joe. It's fucking Joe. I fucking knew it
Joe Riley is killed agent right in front of me why
10 feet away from you bro!
Bro, I'm 10 feet away from you bro, what?
I'm at the bottom bro!
Bro, that's how I know it's you now!
I was not there bro!
I was in the reactor with me!
Hold on.
Yeah, I walked in, I went to the bottom,
you went to the top,
and you reported a body at the top, bro!
I need to text high five so I'm gonna mute by.
Get in there!
We walk in, we're all body up!
Bro, what are you saying?
I went down and you went up and there's a body up!
That's how I knew you killed him and self-reported!
You self-reported the last body, bro
Oh my god, okay
You reported all the bodies, bro. You're just killing people reporting, bro
I'm killing people and reporting. I reported one body right before this
You reported back to bad bodies, bro
I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
Riley vs. Joe Bart manipulation war never thought I would say that sentence
Hey, are you not, are you not a high IQ gamer that understands the idea of strategy
strategy to try to get high-fives on your side so he backs you in the end.
The bros get existed, bro!
I'm not a guy who can do that, bro!
We need to make a decision here!
Alright, alright, alright, stop.
High-fives, high-fives, what do you think?
If it's one dead, then we know we got Ron right.
Yes.
By the runner-state.
No, no, over.
No, they double-killed, uh, last round.
I was with Riley last round, and I cleared Riley because he was with me,
so it has to be Joe, and then they cast-
me and also Joe was defending Ron, Joe was also defending Ron. Yeah, which is Joe had
to be a and it had to be a suffer for last the last body. Yeah, we got to take the shot.
The last one meaning agent or they know they come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, sketch. I reported to dead bodies. Well, yeah, because you're always killing them.
That's my boy. I'm not born a Joe. I think it's
Joe. What if right? These like small. Yeah, well, let me see.
I was with my boys and my boys. I couldn't have got
things. I was with my boys. I couldn't have left them.
It doesn't matter though. I'm trusting my guys. Yes.
Yes. Let's go. Oh my god. Yes.
Yo, I'm I'm I need a new key.
No, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
After Ron got voted out, I just panicked.
Play again, play again, play again.
You fucking killed me.
You got to make it so it says how many Impostors.
If you're not the Impostor, who has to go emo?
Simple.
Put it on. Everybody can go emo right there.
I turned my nose once I got killed.
No, no, no.
I thought we were closing our tracks fully, right?
No, all right, listen, what two things two things
Everybody load only also the other thing that we did not do but I got master whoever calls body
Give them the floor for 20 seconds. There was the opening kill of the game
Someone call body and then 11 people started. I killed Santa instantly. I want her to die. Yeah
Oh my god, if I had killed Riley
I was with agent or Riley if I killed Riley and blamed agent. I know Lacey's dumbass would have just agreed with me
I was mercilessly killed
Do we do we do we play get her what do we get?
It'll send you back for the lobby
You have one right here. What is that?
Please, please don't kill me. Everyone's here. Please don't kill me.
Weird day, Will.
So you just want to mute it?
Hey, why don't we better get proximity chat?
Start again, Wightley. Wightley, stop.
Shit.
Fuck you, there you go.
Should we go proximity?
Alright, alright.
No, we're not making this more complicated, no.
This group doing proximity chat and no.
Holy train wreck.
I'm just not doing it, Deft. I'm just muted.
I need to be alive bro, so I can like actually clutch up later on, I'm locked bro, I'm locked.
If I get more pretty, do you think he will like me?
Down he sacks my insecurities.
I'm the thief that's surgical protect.
All right, beautiful, beautiful.
Doing good?
Unfortunately, we didn't get imposter again, but it's okay.
Now, what's up with this emergency stuff?
What's going on here?
No kill.
I was working, I was working hard as fuck.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, okay, there is literally the only reason I called that is because lights were out for like 45 fucking seconds
Okay, Joe's a hundred percent a crewmate. I'm just gonna know imposter whatever do that next
Nobody's dead and I'm an imposter because I
We called the meeting though, we were working good.
It might be Joe.
Now we were working good.
It was all group though, that's why he called the meeting.
We're gonna stick this out.
Joe's not a real level seven bro,
no level seven is doing that.
And he is a pet bro, he has a pet.
I think we killed Joe, he killed me last time.
I think we killed Joe.
No one's giving that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Skip, skip, skip.
I'm already scared, but-
Oh, no!
Why does he go have four bones?!
Why not?!
Hey, chat!
Oh my god, it's not me, guys, please!
The crewmates are never winning tonight.
It's not gonna happen.
The crewmates are never winning.
Never, ever.
The crewmates will never win.
Alright.
I just want a goth mommy man I know this is unrelated but my god like I just need someone
to stomp out of my chest bro.
First bit in my mouth I don't know I'm a simple guy like I had a 5-3 goth mommy with
milk.
That's all I need simple.
Who killed?
Somebody just killed.
I need the floor.
You have the floor.
Lacey just got a kill.
Invented insecurity.
All my mother's life.
Cap.
Hey guys!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Am I just going to double back?
Am I just double back to make the last second?
I think, hey, but...
A digital task...
Yeah, a digital task.
That's a rally question.
Rally or visual task zone?
No, they're always on the...
I
There are bigger fish to fry Lacey just murdered somebody in front of my body
I believe he thinks he's dead.
What happened to giving the mother fucker the floor in the first 20 seconds of that day?
And so that's what I'm saying. I called the meeting and everybody starts barking.
Get Lacey out. Lacey's just murdered.
I'm not saying in front of me.
I'm not letting you see only because I'm in the lead.
He's blaming her for me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Everybody's why'd you talk about it?
Hold on, I was with Jynxie.
I'll explain it to him.
I was with Jynxie.
Yo, Jynxie, why did you double-peg on me?
I went with Jynxie, and I'm not going live, but he...
Okay.
I'm going with Jynxie here.
Alright, so he... okay, cool.
It's either you or Jynxie, or Lacey.
Oh, yes.
Jynxie or Lacey.
One of two things.
So what am I?
No, one of two things.
Ron has a rock in his fucking head.
If Jynxie was on that shit, I'll say that.
Yes, yes.
Right when it went out.
has a fucking rock in his head or or he's the other imposter is one of the two
yeah it's one of the two
well I didn't do anything
if we got J.C. and J.C. that we guarantee you get one imposter out
wait what? I'm gonna get voted out for rising the body
why would I get voted out? I helped you guys
if you're a good crewmate though then you're fine
oh no no I don't wanna get voted out
My visual pass were on because I was gonna show you.
No you weren't gonna show me shit!
You were following me to double back on me!
If I get voted, bro, for finding the body,
like I get the logic, but my god that's cringe.
SR5. It's not Ron.
Well, I don't know.
Ron was the only person that defended Lacy,
It literally might be wrong.
Baywell, why did he just roll?
Baywell just ran up from here.
Sina, where are you going, Sina?
Okay, whenever an imposter comes through this hallway,
I always think that they killed.
Lights are cut, I'm so dead.
I'm in like the worst spot in the entire map to be
when lights are cut.
I'm gonna do my medbay scan, I guess.
I got lacedy out, so I mean I did my job as a crewmate, if I could vote it I could vote it.
If I could vote it I could vote it.
I don't want to get voted though, I did my job, like I did my job as a crewmate.
to me bro I saw something I saw something I saw hi-bys go into the
electrical room and then the door immediately closed hi-bys defend yourself
yeah I believe I believe you're trying to come up with a guy he called it guys
the imposters you're right close the doors on anyone yeah but that was weird
like right when I was still there that was who just walked in when the door
open I was selling me I was on the door yeah guys this is all QC futsy
Just there's literally nine of us. We already got
Not
To control old and in it's not me Joe nobody you know it's not me Joe
Hey, I'm trying to stop wait. I don't break it sketch. I saw sketch multiple times
I mean further defense. Thank you. Thank you, and I'm scared to death of you guys if I guys I got lacy out
And there was no kills this round that should further solidify that we've got one of the impossible if I was the imposter
What if you just reported it?
Oh my god, I'm gonna burn this fucking pussy.
Wait, who voted?
I'm gonna burn this fucking pussy.
Oh god.
Watch that energy, you might be slacking through life I've ever seen!
Get me out of this shit!
I'm done. I don't wanna play this shit, bro.
I'm not even trolling.
I keep voting for what? Laughs?
It's funny to vote me? Cool.
I'm so fucking pissed right now.
I get- I get lacy out.
I then prove, guys, I got lacy out.
No one died this round.
If I was the imposter, I would have went on a killing rampage.
And then I get voted for, like, laughs.
Horrible crewmates.
Who's the other imposter, I need to know.
Who's the other imposter?
What's going on?
Okay, everybody is acting way too sus.
I'm not going to lie.
I agree with that.
He's not doing anything.
Let's all let's all go one by one and say it's a student. I was downloading fire
Ron Baywell, no, no, I'm sr5. I was uploading the file
Epstein or something like that. I don't know what those files were but I was down
I'm pretty sure it's high-bives because high-bives knows what he's doing and he didn't fix like the right side
Oh, I feel like he knows that most people here wouldn't do that and he was just like running like a chicken with his head cut off
I don't think exactly
Completely sus
Because in the last round me and high bikes fixed that like exact call together, but this time he didn't care to do it at all
When we were in electrical, I or not electrical security
I done wires. I was sitting on cams a door closed and then you sit up high-bives and I was in there too
I saw that I was in there
Hubbard us like no
He and he's just hovered he was just hovering
Honestly, Sinna, am I the only one who's over it?
Wait, so you're all ready?
Really? Wait, both of them have eyes!
I was gonna let him defend himself first though.
Alright, yeah, yeah.
Now that I've run, I did no task.
Cause I went to the cams, and then the O2 went off, right?
And then I was running down with Sinna and Joe.
Joe went bottom right storage.
Word soup! Holy shit!
I went up with Sinna.
Bro.
is like
insane
okay you did a whole bunch and you only named the very first Oscar the game
I'm voting you bro. I'm sorry you gotta go
Thank you. I heard that
The code got leaked.
No, code, no!
No, I think it was high-fives.
I think it was high-fives.
What?
I think high-fives leaked it.
Well, I'll just make another lobby.
Well, okay.
I think I leaked it.
Well, that was jinx-y.
Hey, y'all!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, XUC wants to play.
Yeah, I'm gonna get historian bosses, man.
This is like...
Oh, yeah, yeah!
I see that.
Guys, listen to me.
I see that.
Guys, listen to me.
I see that.
Yeah, I do that. I do that.
Guys, listen, listen, listen to the code in the chat.
I know.
Should we do three imposters, bro?
Bro, the crewmates are...
That's a lot. That's a lot of thinking.
Maybe I should just lower the code down or something.
I couldn't make the crewmate down.
Yeah, lower the code.
Yeah, they're meant to be here.
I think they're going to get me pain or something.
All right, all right.
Is that the new code? G-R-I-G-X-G?
Oh my God, how do you get out of this game?
Oh, yeah, we haven't made a good one.
How do you get out of this game?
We have to make a new code
Why are we making a new one?
Because you just said the code out loud!
What?
You fucking bought agent, you're not serious
You just read the whole code out loud, bro
Wait, did somebody read the code out loud?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Engage into here
Yeah, let's go
I want my...
Okay, I'll make it into one
I'll make it into one
Yeah, guys, Ecstasy's got a job
Bring him in!
You know what's funny is that
I read the code wrong
Oh my god
The code actually work that code is not real Riley
My friend guys remember bro like the one you just put in it doesn't work
I see in
No state destroyed it work
I think proximity chat is gonna over complicated
oh brother wait so can we get as you see yes my friend right yes let's get
them in Riley she's back she's up don't fuck with me proximity chat is just one
download oh you got a download nevermind I'm saying bye we're not down you got
to download something we're doing bro I'm running this shit off by a
Hotz mobile hotspot. I don't know if I can download right now
Explains a lot what is an exploit
Is definitely me
Did you just say sketch dies first it's definitely you now whoever's imposters
yours and then I'm gonna hide
Yeah, so I have been jinx you won't leave okay wait, I'm gonna change your name to your real name. I'm gonna do it
XGC said do one I can't
Yeah
Lower the pool back ready make it easier for embossers if you can
Okay, all right, and then have us delete it when everybody's on
Posters easy for imposter's I feel like I had 45 tasks like I feel like you
That's gonna start things here
Even me
It's just gonna sus, bro. I don't know.
Not do.
It is a little sus.
Do not do that.
Guys, uh...
Oh, so, uh, can I do my YouTube intro real quick?
Also, writing, writing, writing.
Lost the Impostors?
Because remember the other day we did 2v8
and the Impostors barely won?
2v9 is even harder on the Impostors.
Okay, I made the cooldown like much lower,
like on the kills.
Also, we can kill faster?
Who's we?
Whoa, what do you mean?
I don't know, Kenzie.
No, that's not
And I started
Yeah
Guys remember whoever like what's it called?
Let them
I swear to God if one of these
What are we doing? What are we doing? Oh?
So I bet you guys are wondering why I called you here and
I mean, I don't know. It's just like when we loaded into the game. I think Jinx. He was walking a little funny
I think we kill him. I think we killed Joe
baby chat Bobby's not talking he's nervous all right chat fuck the bullshit
who should I murder haha chat fuck the bullshitting
yeah you interrupt the
sentence and it was all over me right now
No, you were in the main room.
I was in the main room.
Let me tell you, Nova.
She was in the main room.
I'm not in the main room.
I'm killing her.
I'm trying.
You're OK, but you're wrong.
I think it's in a tent over the main room.
I'm getting wrong.
Can I say anything?
I have some info to say.
Can I say anything?
Lime was so sus.
He was about to kill me, bro.
He was about to kill me, escort.
No, I watched you fake a task, steak.
I watched you fake a task.
We just got out!
I stopped the task!
Hey, let me do it myself please.
I'm telling you, hi-visus is walking around and did nothing.
I'm trying to... I saw me, he raised me up, and then he left and did nothing.
Bro, he came in that room and did fucking nothing nigga.
Senna! Wait, Senna! Let me out!
Senna, why did you come do the task that I just already did?
Why did you come over there and then you whipped him?
You whipped it! You whipped it!
You know what, guys?
Kill Sina! Kill Sina!
Guys!
Thank you, guys. We've done 3% of the tasks
and called two meetings, and then voted out Joe for calling a meeting.
What the fuck are we doing?!
Just skip!
Holy shit!
I better run.
Oh my god, it's gonna kill me. I'll be so fucking pissed.
I'm coming.
I'm coming, dad.
Chad, this is really aggressive, but big-time players make big-time plays.
I
So
Why oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think that's a report Ron was killing it
I mean the guy that's all what happened to the target. Yeah, so I'm not gonna lie
I was spam clicking my left mouse button just calling the meeting because everyone else was I was trying to be annoying
But it seems like he died instantly that's kind of a predicament now cuz now it looks like I did it
Let me talk to you guys you're you're chilling that room. No, no, no, no
I was chilling in the cafeteria spam left-clicking try it
No, no, I was trying to get rid of the round to be annoying because everyone else
I can I can vouch for Ron being where was the body? Why are you talking sketch?
I'm like the imposter
I really do not care
I didn't see nobody I was just on the button menu I said 1817 1650 and I just click it
The body okay the body we don't know where the body was because Ron calls fucking pointless fucking meeting
Okay, we know it's not steaky yeah, okay
It was nothing I was going
And I had to delete these or something out of some fucking thing
To the man, you just say we know it's not steak. Yes. Wait. Who do we we're we're going with?
It's Lacey. Great fucking work. Oh, we have to skip.
I'm putting it forward.
And I'm level 50, bro.
Nah, you gotta go.
I think it's Agent. I think it's Agent. I'm going to be Agent on this one.
Nah, we gotta go.
We're at some, bro.
Level 50 is crazy.
What is skipping?
I didn't see going.
We have no info, Skye.
No info.
Bro, it's not prestigious.
I actually don't think I can get it.
Raddy's the only person I'm afraid of because Raddy actually has like brain cells firing.
I don't know, I don't know if I should be killing her.
This is probably a terrible idea.
I don't know, I don't want to overthink it.
My problem with my imposters is I always overthink it.
I just need to like not make myself sus.
I can't kill Ron here because I'm just nine people of civilian security and Ron is just
I have a lot of mail-out by.
I almost don't even think I should kill this guy, but it hasn't come naturally yet.
Maybe Havertz could clutch?
I don't know, bro.
I feel like whenever I'm impulsive my teammate never kills.
I feel like whenever I'm impulsive my teammate literally never kills.
What should I do? If I kill Ron it's too obvious.
What do I do, Chad? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
Move, I'll catch you.
I don't know if there's anything.
Oh my God, have I still got some weight?
No way.
I walked in on high-vives.
I walked in on high-vives killing Ronald.
Where was it?
On the camera.
On the camera?
I walked in the security.
There's a body on the camera and high-vives about to jump in their bed.
That checks out.
Ron was on camera.
I know.
That checks out.
No.
I know.
I
Like to also report a little bit of sus favorite from Bobby
Joe killed somebody and did this exact same thing and he started yelling right when he could he unmuted and just started
I think it's a good vote wait I think we only I think we killed one of them because it's taking so long
They're not killing a lot of people. I think there's I think we killed someone
All right, well we got high-fives done and cooked
I got to get the fuck in the murderous creed.
Who called the meeting?
What, Senna?
Why Senna?
Are we serious?
Were you?
Bobby?
We've run this top, we've run this body.
We're not going to get the empty Senna or me a hundred percent.
Bobby, why are you trying to get me on your team now?
No, I saw you in the hallway.
I saw you in the hallway.
Why are you taking Bobby?
Okay, stop.
Why are you guys taking Bobby?
Sit up, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Sit up! Why'd you call a meeting?
Well the other reason I wanted to call is because even though Lacey voted to high-vise
Lacey was lingering the whole last game and he went and stood over the vents
like he was gonna vent because he was following Bobby
and then when I turned the corner he walked away and left
and he...
Bobby, look, do you check and check? Do you check that Bobby?
I can't see that, but it looks like he was trolling, I don't know.
Okay, wait, so hold on.
Sit up, you're saying Lacey was standing on effect. Like...
He went, he was following Bobby and then when Bobby was doing his time...
When? Where was the van?
Lacey, why aren't you defending yourself?
Hold on, because she sounds dumb.
Okay, but okay, okay.
I might as well just, I might believe Sina for a second here.
My advice was to kill her last round.
Why would Lacey stand over a van, but not get any kills?
Because Highbyes would like, kill last round.
So why would we be like...
Can I explain? Can I explain?
I think it's...
I have to get him out of the corner to see if someone would kill him.
No, I don't like that at all.
I don't like that at all.
That actually, wait, wait, that actually makes sense
because I was hiding when the lights went off too,
knowing Ron and Jinx were on the cams,
thinking one of them was gonna kill each other.
I didn't even know I'd get on cams.
Actually, when it stood on the vet,
they were not off when he was on the vet.
Exactly, I was trying to hide to see if they wanted to.
But, wait, wait, was this at the start or like?
This was in the last round,
right before somebody got killed.
Again, also, he went and walked by me
and circled back to see what I was doing,
but he came back like multiple times.
I feel one of the six people how long wait how long was around after he did that cuz I feel like he would have killed you know
Like knowing that you just
Bobby was doing what I mean, but I thought Bobby's trying to kill me but but Bobby's
And
I think it's Lacey.
And if not, it's Jynxie.
We're just calling him Jynxie.
We don't need to know where the police is.
Call him immediately.
I need to kill Riley right now.
He's the only competent person.
Fuck.
Okay.
I have to just murder Riley.
I don't even know.
I'm completely cut.
I always have the worst teammates and I swear to God I want to win so bad and I always
have the worst fucking imposter teammate you could ever even conceptualize.
They're all gonna stack and vote me up.
Nobody's found Bobby! What was us?
I called the case, bro. I was scared.
I don't...
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have a question.
Wait, Bobby and Sketch, do you guys know if not each other?
Yes, bro. I'm sure it's not Sketch. I'm sure it's...
Okay, what's the catch? Are you sure it's not Bobby?
Bobby! Bobby that last round did not have time to kill anyone and I couldn't have killed him already.
Okay, okay, so if Bobby couldn't have got the last kill, so if Bobby couldn't have got the last kill, I was on the button with Sina, so she could have done it, she knows I could have done it, that means it's just Jinxie.
Yeah, I think it's Jinxie. I think Jinxie. I think Jinxie.
Yes, if Bobby is definitely saying it give each other, I know it's not Sina, then it has to be Jinxie.
It's definitely Jinxie!
I'm the only chubb!
Guys, guys, I'm the only chubb!
Okay, because you're not right!
If I'm a hippie sinner,
bobbing knows it can't be sketched,
then it has to be Jinxie!
Okay, and if someone asks you Riley,
because it's a theory!
Yeah, no, no, 100%.
If you guys can all 100% clear each other,
then sure, bro, I guess by the grace of God.
Yeah, I know it's probably really hippie sinner!
He'll be packed out!
I'm gonna kill him!
Oh my god!
You blew it!
I have a question!
How do you know your thoughts if you stuck a 2 minute damn good run?
Listen, listen, yes.
I have my med base to mid scan.
Someone can literally follow me this round.
On God, vote me after I'm here!
No, no, no, kill him!
No, no, we don't have time!
What the thing is, if I was now,
Bobby knows it's not sketch and it has to be you, Jinxie.
I was on the button with sinna right and then when she called the button there was a dead body which means it could have been her
Because she was there the whole time
Exactly, I like
I like jake see I like I like jake see sit out and because I know it can't be sinna
That's it. No, it can't be me for the same logic. Oh
All right, did everybody vote for me
Yep
Vote me out when all I did was told him.
Damn, that was a long ass game.
I forgot I was here.
Guys, guys, I'm going to stay.
Guys, my friend XQC wants to play.
Yo, Ron, it's good to be here.
It's good to be here.
I'm going to play that.
I'm done.
All right, stop.
Yeah, no.
Hey, ground goal number three.
No, no, no.
Guys, stop spamming random fucking games.
Guys, my friend wants to join.
I don't know.
I don't know how to invite him.
We'll see him in a minute.
I have ever seen
Yeah, yeah, Jesus, we are standing here in the city and we're all reefers, you guys are reefers!
What are you doing?
Look at this joint.
Look at him, he's actually true. He went out for a location of a single.
That's true, he's a boss.
Silence! The king joint!
You're late to use all the money up there to start the conversation.
You like that, Q?
I know that.
I knew it was Jynxie agent. They didn't let me tell ya
Yeah, my chills got out. You guys, they definitely knew it was me
Join up, you. I'm the Jynxie. Jynxie, it was like, okay, obviously I was dead
But you, deadass, wouldn't...
Anybody want to cover?
You never accused anybody, you were always like, okay, so what did you see?
Yeah, yeah, I cut the line
That's a good point, that's a good point
Right, the thing is, that's a good point
When I accused people, this is what happens
Oh, it's gotta be him. Why is he trying to accuse everybody?
So then when I don't accuse people that's why don't you try to accuse people?
I can't fucking win high-five sucks and you guys only one because you guys spammed early meetings in like we're able to do
Eliminate yourself. It was the luckiest shit ever
With the clothes in the chair, I think
Have a question. Yeah, we're all I'll put it in the child
I'm gonna play among us
Bro, we gotta try to play Arc Raiders
Uh, I'd rather die with Arc Raiders
Yo, I'll get the burp peanut in here
Yo, I'll have to play Fortnite
Please
Fine, you're asking Fortnite bro, give it up
Hey, you lost the quiz, buddy
We need one more
Wait, why is that? You see that?
You're only looking at us
You lost a race in the game
He's ensign and they're gonna lose a race
You lost a race in the game
That's dope!
So let me know that I'm killing against you
Yo, yo, yo, you guys Mike is in his throat like what the fuck I thought it's left
Okay, you want to play about you believe him at the lobby
Okay, all right
My teammate has 11 brain cells combined right now because I already know he's
absolutely baked and he didn't even do his admin's wife. I am not. Yo, chat bet every
channel point you have on me losing. I'm telling you I get the worst fucking
teammates of all time. Look at Riley, he's already sussing me. I need to get rid of him.
I need to kill Riley, it's not even a question. I'm killing Riley. He's the
greatest player of all time. I have to get rid of him.
Oh my God, I got a left.
Hello, Green!
Where was it? Where was it?
Listen to me very carefully, okay?
You don't have to, I want for it to...
Green, green. Dark green is going against light.
It's Genksy! Genksy!
It's going against light.
Well, in...
I ran down from upper storage
storage because I had to do the leaf pole task and the light
up the light fair enough. Where was it? Okay, it was next
to me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The visual one. Yes. Yes.
There's no visual agent. Yeah. Okay. So the proof that I have
right is I just saw agent at navigation like four seconds ago.
Right? Oh, I'm running down body to be reported. Green
We're running a waverment in the fuel area storage.
And I just,
Hey, I'm calling self report y'all.
I'm calling self report.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is there a van in that area?
No.
I need, I need, why is Joe not talking?
Guys, guys.
What are you talking about?
Hold on, everyone chill out.
Everyone chill out.
Okay, so cute.
I can explain, okay.
I did my admin swipe card.
I came from up in storage.
Lights got cut and I ran to do the leaf blower task. Where exactly was the body?
Hold on. Wait, you was on the leaf blower test when the shit blew the leaf
He's capping right now I was on the leaf blower test
Agent dark to leave war tasks
Yeah
Just remember Jinxie killed it, you know that if you see one if I hear Jinxie right there if if if he was imposter
It's probably Jinxie and Lacey I'm sure they say
Oh my god.
Oh no.
I'm gonna fuck this shit.
They think you're sending this feeling for us.
They think this YouTube video is gonna bang out.
You can bolt me out. You can bolt me out if I was wrong.
Oh, get the fuck me out!
You're gonna get involved there.
All right, if you're dead, stop talking.
Hey, hey, chat.
So the one time, right, the one time I get out of line and go for a lower storage kill,
Of course, XQC is just rolling into bottom storage.
I have to give it a braddy because braddy is literally the smartest person ever.
It's like insane.
If I don't give it a braddy, it's just over.
So I have to kill braddy.
I already know what I have to do with it.
Sketch is baked off his ass.
I already know what's going to happen.
We're going to lose.
Sketch is going to blame me.
Like, oh, Dixie, you died.
Like, no, I have to carry LeBron on the 2016 Cavs or 2018.
They lost the 2016.
I have to get rid of Riley because Riley's smart as fuck and then I kill Riley and then XQC's just rolling lower storage
30 seconds at a time and now we lose and now we lose and now sketch is gonna think I sold him
I already know sketch sketch might just win off of like pure luck though, maybe I don't know
I didn't call the meeting to vote X but earlier when this same exact thing happened when I reported a dead body the next round
They called the meeting and voted me out because I reported the dead body
Excuse me does it no big deal. Okay, okay
Listen, listen, I'm not alive. Okay, so I was doing the light thing
I was filling up this orbit was the yellow line that went all the way up
I was saying Senna in my head burnt my chat. I was basically saying Senna kill me your fat ass couldn't even get through the vent
Even if you wanted to I kept saying I was like saying I dare you're gonna get stuck in the vent
I don't give a fuck so I sat there waiting and then she started running I ran with her and then sketch came out of nowhere
Joe was sitting on the vent he didn't
I did it, I reported it, that is not me, that was not me.
So Sketch, where were you, Sketch, where were you?
Let me see.
I was electrical.
You were electrical.
That's really funny.
He just had me see.
I walked into electrical.
What?
Bro, I did not fucking kill anyone.
I walked into electrical, I walked into electrical,
I saw Sina and Ron, as Ron said,
went to the corner, started doing my task,
and then Sketch walks up, and as I'm walking down,
I think it's wrong because you're not the fact
No, no, no, no!
Guys, he's pushing the air on me!
He's pushing the air on me every time!
Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Wait, wait, wait!
Lazy sketch!
Lazy Instagram cameras!
Sketch could've only gotten down there.
Yes, no!
And if he doesn't say anything to Jim,
it's sketch and lazy.
I'm in the water!
What are you doing?
Listen, listen, bro!
Is it cute?
Is it sketch and cute?
Is it sketch and lazy?
It's not me!
It is sketch!
You sketch and then call me and shoot Ron. It's one or the other. Are you okay? Well, I'm shooting wrong, too
I'm gonna stay with Lacey. It's what the fuck is it me? It's your dumbest fuck, bro, and I'm saying on Lacey
I'm gonna stay on Lacey this whole time
The fuck is going to kill me?
It's a timer!
No one telling me that there's a timer!
17 seconds?
17 seconds is how long you have to wait to kill the next motherfucker.
I've been walking through the whole map the whole time.
Wait, you tried to double kill?
I thought I could kill everyone. I thought I could just Michael Myers the motherfucker.
Wait, excuse me, he's a little too smart, low-key.
I'm going to be a poster!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I killed Jake.
See I said it.
I said it.
If it's not sketch, it's both of you
because you, you're the only guy who's in the range of him
for that kill to happen.
So you're gonna see that.
I said I saw a sketch,
which was mental no pad is out.
The two most competent players in this lobby
are Riley and XGC.
Got it.
If I, if it, if I get imposter again,
I'm slashing them.
Yeah.
You're Jinxie you're ass bro you're so bad.
No, no, no, it's just luck. It's all fucking luck.
Like I'm you know what I'm saying?
Where's the worst duo in the world?
Let's go.
We need another story.
We're at Ping Disaventions.
I think we're gonna do one more guys.
A Ping Disaventions.
No, one more.
You lost to Chris next door.
No, you would never play but you would never do it.
Chris next door.
I'm muted. I'm definitely.
Please, please.
Please.
I just need one more chance.
Daddy, one more chance.
Daddy, for instance, thing is in a 2D9,
in a 2D9, you have to be aggressive.
Like, that's a thing.
All right, let's lock in.
Let's focus.
Everybody's fucking focused.
If I get more pretty, do you think
you will like me?
Dissect my insecurities.
I'm a defect, surgical broadjack.
It's good, being hard to breathe.
This plastic wrap in my cheeks.
Maybe I should try harder.
You should lower your expectations.
I'm no quicker Barbie.
I was never caught out for prom queen.
I'm in fucking reactor right now.
Oh, Joe's gonna murder me.
Wait, Joe just did a task.
We're good.
Joe's good.
I'm clearing, Joe.
No imposter.
I'm sorry.
No imposter in their right fucking marvels.
Whatever.
Remember to do the reactor task.
I'm gonna do the reactor task.
Whatever remember to do the reactor task. I'm sorry, like no imposter thinking of that if you're actually thinking of faking a task
I'm gonna call me
Hello been too fucking long. I just called a meeting Joe. I have the same thought
I did like four tasks there was an emergency that was cleared. I was like there's had
I just want to say something.
Off the red.
Wait, wait, wait.
You guys stop talking at once.
You first, you first.
All right, so first off, Joe was in Reactor
doing the weirdest, most niche task ever.
So I'm just going to clear Joe because no amount of room.
It was the count one to 10.
No imposter's doing that, it's Joe.
Okay.
It's not Joe.
Sorry, not Joe.
I'm going to clear them a little bit
because they were greening together.
So what he's saying is partially accurate.
But I must say one thing.
Go ahead, say it.
What's the navigation?
Pink is just like, he's stanky like a rat like a cock.
I'm not trying to fucking kill her!
I'm trying to fucking kill her!
Next to me is the next to the turret.
Which pink? Which pink?
Kill me again! Kill me again!
Okay, so Ron, so Ron, Ron.
Wait, wait, can I explain? Hold on.
Can I defend Rock Pink, please?
Because Rock Pink was in Electrical with me,
and I know he was standing there probably calling me fat for 30 seconds.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I would never.
I would never.
I mean, guys, guys, there's no heels.
There's no heels.
Let me tell you.
Oh, interesting.
You wanted to.
Oh, wow.
Let me talk.
Listen, listen.
When I was in Electrical, since you're accusing it's me,
excuse me, I was in Electrical,
and I was, I did these wires.
And then not only that, I did this one thing
where you have to press like a button,
and you have to line it up.
Are you dead ass?
All I'm saying is, Joe's clear.
That's all I know.
Oh, I'm ready to get there.
Also, I'm not sure of this.
I did see Lacey hover a task that looked very accurate.
You know how you're like when you walk up to it,
you're gonna walk on it.
Yes, you've walked on it.
I'm up to my base cam.
I'm getting on wires.
Okay.
I did do wires.
Riley, let's do something.
Joe, make sure you're here.
I see this.
I see cards.
Stay, stay.
What are you doing?
Why is this not talking?
I'm trying to explain what I saw.
Everyone's fucking talking.
Listen, okay?
Me and Agent were looking at cameras.
Riley kept entering.
And it felt like he was checking
Yeah, just making sure you guys didn't kill each other
That's not what you're talking about
I don't know bro
Okay, how the
Can you tell me how to check cameras
To be honest
Go on the security and the security
And follow the dog
Go on the security and the security
Guys, are you gonna ask you?
Green green green green is decent
If you're scared, be next to them, bye
Also, whoever these imposters are
You guys are scared and it's kind of
You guys fucking suck whatever you are
Whoever you are, you guys fucking suck
Let's go, I'm in the head too
Let's go, I'm into this shit
They're so scared. They're so fucking scared that I got killed, bro.
I'm gonna clear Joe. I already know.
I'm staying with Joe Jack because I have actual survival instincts, right?
This is survival instincts.
Because Joe... Joe did the most niche random task ever.
Yep, he's doing fuel, tank, yeah.
That's right. That's my baby.
Okay. I'm gonna save it, Joe. I don't care.
All right, I'm staying with Joe.
Because that's survival instincts.
Joe did a niche task, I know imposters don't move like that, I'm saying that's Joe the whole game,
I'm just gonna have Joe as an alias, and not an alias, jeez, not an alias, that's client.
I'm still gonna be able to vote for you, Joe, because Joe's a smart guy, Joe's a competent human
behavior. Some of these people in this lobby, I'm not gonna name names, are very slow.
Hey, hey, hey, do everybody a favorite mode that they can sketch out, I saw you lie,
I won't give up on you.
That's not true.
I'm in 4K, bro.
What is going on?
Shut up! Everybody shut up for one second.
Asian man, didn't he kill?
It was like to the left of the main area when you go left.
It's sketching wrong.
I won't.
Listen. Listen.
I've never played this game again, this game sucks!
I want to get killed!
I can kill anyone!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who thinks it's me?
Bro, I'm not going to kill you.
I have no clue.
I'll tell you exactly what I was doing.
There's two things that I did.
There's these leaves that you pull down and you hold
and the leaves go out of the map.
There's no way it's fair.
That doesn't mean anything.
You can just say it's fair.
Oh my god.
Oh, I think, okay, this is my opinion.
I think sketch was it and Lacey is it also.
I think Lacey was too quick to jump at.
Okay, I'm saying.
I'm saying Lacey.
I'm gonna say this, when Bronfet, what?
He smiled, I heard the smile on his voice.
I just want to say that.
He's killing me.
You can hear smiles, chat, people's sound cues change.
Like when somebody smiles,
when somebody's smiling and yelling,
I'm like, what?
Like, you can hear it, bro.
Well, we got Sketch out, so I'm just
going to play Loose now.
There's one last guy to worry about.
If it's Bobby, I'll just suck up his.
For Bobby's not talking, bro.
Bobby's nervous, bro.
I want to get Bobby involved in the chatter.
That task sucks on PC.
I'm a controller, I like one track.
I'm going to stay with Joe, because remember,
track clear Joe.
All about this game is all about survival instincts,
bro.
Joe Barteros.
All about survival instinct.
Oh, alright.
Whoa, Ron's chasing Lazy?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me talk! Let me talk!
Oh my god, I know exactly what's happening!
Yo, don't fuck me! I swear to god!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen!
Listen! Listen! Listen!
Joe, Joe, I'll tell you exactly what it is.
I'm literally, I know Sketch was one of the imposters.
I'm gonna stay on Lacey the whole time. He's gonna keep calling it because everyone do their tasks
But there better, okay, then I'm gonna stay on you the whole time. You're doing it
You're no no no, let me tell you why Lacey is it I'm gonna stay on the whole game
I'm gonna ruin his whole imposter fucking plan every time. I'm gonna stay on him. I promise you
Just trust me
Okay last round when
and agent said sketch killed on cams.
Everybody jumped on sketch, but Lacey said,
wait, where was the body?
I remember that.
I'm gonna be honest, this whole lobby
is just whoever's loudest gets the days right.
Okay, so I'll talk why this Lacey,
I'm gonna follow him.
Hey, I would like to say,
I've seen Rodney doing absolutely nothing multiple times.
I've seen him fake a task that...
But he didn't.
Oh, Rodney.
I've been saying, Rodney.
I've seen Rodney saying, Rodney.
You guys are real horrible.
Rodney, are you okay, Bob?
Thank you, Joe.
Thank you.
I was with Joe and Jim,
around bro okay but not everyone has the same task bro let you hover you hover
right in front you have a right in front of the game obviously have wires but
like I bro yo listen let's confirm who it's not because a lot of us I know it's
not me I don't think it's you
I know it was not
It was one trillion bruh not sinna, and I don't think it's also guys
It's a 1v8 do your tasks
It's me
I don't want to leave without chill, I'm going to die if I die, I'm going to say, yeah,
come with me, come with me, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Ron's staying with Lacey.
Ron's smart, because now, because now chat, if Ron dies, we'll know it's Lacey, and
You see, he doesn't know it's wrong because they see it again.
You think he will like me?
Disact my insecurities?
I'm a defect surgical project.
Communications, okay.
Communication's done a better job.
I'm about to die because I'm alone, bro.
I'm out of my fucking die chat.
I actually don't know who the last boss was.
Laces?
I was on cams!
It's not a winner's joke!
Bobby landed on cams!
Okay, so I'll bump in.
I was on cams!
Let Bobby defend himself!
I was really doing the combobulator!
Bro, like, what?
Bro, I was on cams!
I was on cams!
Bro, bro, I'm like 80% sure!
I was on cams and bobby vented sent us on the on the cams
you were not on cams
wait, not on cams?
agent
yeah agent you're wrong it's bobby he vented on the cameras
wait oh no i see somebody vented on the right side though
bobby it was bobby it was bobby
okay so riley's clear agent's clear
no why is riley clear though
Listen, listen calm down, calm down, listen, Joe, we know one person, one impostor is out,
it's a thousand percent sketch, I'm telling you that right now, I'm telling you.
You're a piece of shit, you're a real piece of shit.
Hey man, you're a piece of shit.
Hold on, right?
I know what you're saying.
I'm not saying it's an impostor.
Bobby, wait.
It's Bobby.
Yeah, it's Bobby.
I love you.
I got busted to order
I'll let it to button to get you out by the way
What?
I'm not doing cams
That annoys me
No, I am doing cams
I'm not even going to get on cams
Teach you how to get on cams in it's a bad game
Fuck this son of a
Are we making a new hobby?
No, I'm making the new mouth
No, no, you can
I'm going to go past
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go pass but yeah sketch go to the security room go on TV if you go there
You can click and see cans and also
Camera like you killed in front of a red camera. That's if it's red. I mean somebody's on it. It's not rather me
Nobody's on it. Okay
Okay, it helps a lot. Holy shit
So what um
Yeah, cool that code don't work. Oh, yeah, yeah
Three answers. Oh it does. It's okay sketch. It's okay man.
Man, they're righty.
Wait, where's Gouda? Oh, I got it.
Gouda, you are-
Settings?
Purple Impostor.
I'm gonna debunk this.
Bro, I did not know you could see on cameras like that, okay?
So, just because you stayed inside on that.
Bill, for no reason, bro.
I'm trying to catch up on you. I'm the imposter.
I gotta kill 12 people.
People it broke at a double kill
Bobby was moving like a ninja though. I'm not gonna lie
He was he was actually he's actually playing it the right way. I think
Realistically if you're an imposter you just get to double kills and you probably win the game
Like if you just just because they're gonna false report somebody and I feel like
I feel like there'll be better if there was no cool down on the kills and we went back to that same
No cool down
cool down crazy that game those games are gonna go by well one imposter no
cool down you can just slaughter everybody are you sped nah are you
talking to yourself I'm not I wasn't in a regular class I was on the long bus
I don't think so
Ganty
I used to take the short bus
My bus used to come to my house and pick me up
Yeah, I did not
I didn't walk down the street
Wait what?
I think the bus is like directly to the crowd
Yeah, what? Is that not normal?
No, that's not normal
It is normal
It is
Thank you
Wait, what happened?
But is that not normal?
We're missing two!
Jess, you walk down the block!
I'm waiting! I'm waiting!
Put your hands in the code!
Jess, go to the next floor!
I know, it's people chatting in there!
Oh man, your bus!
Your bus!
You're trying to walk down the block!
Jess, you know I don't like scream, like
We need to run to the queue, run to the queue, run to the queue!
I went to the whole ass bathroom
And we're still missing two!
Jett, how do you know how big my bus is?
We're not playing the game!
Is that letting me join the game?
No, there's a new code!
I know, I'm looking!
Is it the one that starts with G?
Oh my god...
Okay, I don't...
Okay, is it G?
G-R-A?
Generally, bro.
Come on, let's play.
No, I see it.
Bye, man.
Uh, never mind.
That's fucked up.
Yo, bitch.
If any of you-
You're gonna dissap-
Yes, that's it, sir.
Fuck, just leave for a minute.
Alright.
Alright, I want a new map now.
Now, I think the Impostors have a better chance,
because this map's bigger.
The other map was like...
Chop-Shatterer.
The other map was Chop-Shatterer.
This map's bigger, dude.
And if I give more, this is so fucking fun, Chad, literally.
Bro we gotta do more among us like streamer nights, bro.
Like bro it would be such a good idea to make this like a weekly thing and like just
get new streamers in every time.
This is so neat.
Bro, but the only problem is the cremation's too easy, oh somebody already killed me.
Chad, would that be a good idea?
Let's talk.
Okay, hold on. I'm gonna name some colors and you do that are clear for this one, okay?
Um, like when he's decent. They are decent, right? Um, pink, pink, pink, brown.
I don't know how to put that.
I was following steak because I do not know what to do and I'm trying to find the button.
Clearing you. I'm trying to find the button. Okay?
I'm leaving you.
The thing is that there's two imposters, so you can't really clear anybody.
I think he means to be a man.
Oh my God!
I'm being too careful.
I'm the one who found the body.
When I went over into the area, which is over in the laboratory,
The only two people who were up there is Lacey's dumb ass and Ron's dumb ass.
And Lacey every now and then.
I can clear state because I was operating.
Lacey did it.
We got here doing tasks.
Lacey walked over there.
He did not look like he was doing tasks.
He followed me for a second.
I'm not going to lie.
I never played this map.
I'm just running around right now.
I didn't even state.
What are you talking?
What do you want me to add to this conversation?
It was like
How do I have a fucking boat?
No, I'm not gonna get it three times in a row!
Come on!
It's a casino!
Hey guys, remember Popcore reading in school?
You're one at a time.
There's nine people every time.
One at a time!
I look like I can't make any fucking progress!
Holy fuck!
One at a fucking time!
What the fuck is this, bro?
It's it always devolves into this every time. It's like
Everyone just starts barking. It's like no or no one's listening to anybody
One at a time. Everybody's fucking barking now if someone's talking let them finish their sentence period. I
Understand it's an exciting game, but we can't we can't make any fucking problem. We need to make proggy
Now what is it there's okay? Okay? I must listen to him
When the lights about to go down, okay?
I'm an admin and agent goes into decontamination, which is the laboratory right bomb right right?
But then I go I still admin when I go down and I keep getting permission agent never goes there
So I would say I would say there's not enough proof for me for
So
I
It's him! It's him! He's defending way too much!
I'm not...
He's trying to defend me way too much!
I don't want to clear anybody.
I was about to report the body.
I walked up. I kept getting lost trying to go to the fucking fixed lights
and I was walking into dead-end buildings.
And then I turned around. I saw Jinxie.
Jinxie was behind me as we were walking up.
Yep.
And as I passed the body, it got reported.
I didn't even see XUC on the body, though.
Me neither.
Dark
Oh my god
Ron and Lizzie voted for me
I didn't even vote
I literally didn't even vote
You can't half clear yourself dude
Come on
I forgot to apply my foot cream
I'll do it after this game
half clear yourself are you kidding me bro like come on that that dude that's so
banned in so many different ways half clear yourself in a murder mystery
video game you're gonna clear yourself and like honestly because it's such an
outlandish statement it's like I sketch actually about a call meeting for
this dude's griefing sketches literally fucking griefing he's actually
gonna call a meeting and just blabber. Bro, I'm about to just kill sketch. I'm not even
the crew. I'm not even an imposter.
Is this impossible? Hello?
Oh, this is literally impossible. Wait, what? Impossible task.
That was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life and I kind of jerk off with a boxing
glove before.
That was more difficult than that.
What the actual fuck was that, Chad?
Whoa, okay.
It's so, he's just rolling.
I know it's you, like, fuck!
I knew it's him.
He's fucking rolling.
I was gonna report it to him.
I literally saw him roll as lights cut, nobody rolls on lights cut unless you have fucking
imposter vision.
Talk.
Oh, it's not easy.
Ron is fucking boring.
Ron was running around.
I'm camping button.
Ron was running around.
I have a couple of predictions of what's going to happen.
Sketch is going to start screaming and Ron's going to get away with it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
This makes me look bad and it could be me.
If you guys vote again, we're on seven, we can vote.
But listen to me very carefully again.
His body died point one a second ago.
So it could be some reports, could that be minded, right?
I think it's XQC, I think it's XQC guys,
don't like it too much.
Yo, he suck.
I don't, I don't, I don't, on the admin board.
I can make it to it, XQC, he said you're gonna
vote me a look if I did.
It's in the mail, XQC, it's in the mail, XQC.
I'm gonna vote him a look.
I gotta meet him, I gotta meet him.
I think it's XQC because I was with you guys
before you and Lacey went into decontamination and then as I went into decontamination and I was
bound out and stumble upon the body you reported it. Okay, okay that's brain dead. It was brown
at the top of me. You Lacey in there right? Ron was at the top too. Ron was at the top.
Why are you saying brown? I saw Ron on the top of the map too. I think it's as you see it
I think XQC is the head brawn is not wrong brawn is not wrong like I know but what you're saying Brown was at top
I was watching Ron run across all the way
Were there other people near you like was there anybody else? It's just agents, but but you can't be button
I'm camping but I think it's agent guys guys. Yeah, listen on seven you can vote you can still in the game
It's not me. You know, it is him. It is XQC, but it's fun, but here's what's triggering me
Why is XQC directing traffic so much this whole this whole round every round he's on the button
He's directing fucking traffic. It makes me think he's the imposter
Guys on six you have to you come on you're gonna lose double kill it you lose the game good luck
I don't know what that means.
I think they got a, I think getting exit.
I don't know because Ronnie killed me.
I love it.
It's so obvious when you have hindsight
because look, Ron didn't talk,
Ron's the only person that didn't talk
that entire fucking meeting.
Like it's just funny.
Ron literally every time is like screaming, right?
The one time Ron's not screaming,
he's the apostrophe, he's not talking.
Why did sketch call a pro?
What happened? What happened? What happened?
Are you just cold something for no reason?
I was taking the words of ex-QC because he said to...
that we have to vote somebody out here
because if there are two imposters left...
No, that's true. He's right.
Yeah, and I would like to say
Ron was camping the door to see if he could ice anybody.
Just saying.
No, I'm trying to see who was...
I don't think it's right.
Everyone's right.
We can see.
Come on!
Did you fuck with me?
Yes, I love you.
You're a smart player. Why you can't beat a button?
Because that's exactly what ex-QC...
Just I told you this before you even asked your
Impostoring the fuck out of this game so hard right now. I have a question. Just not straight
I think it's Joe. Did anyone else stay in there with you?
It was three of us. No, he wasn't
agent and sketch yes wrong with outside if I came back in wrong with camp in the
door bro and it's a couple things that already said this is fished around send
me to home
see you oh my god agent if you pull this off like
Agent
Excuse me said it so it's true nigga. He does he's yapping bro the nigga get the whole time
I'm like I'm bullshit a little bit, but this thing is getting really bullshit, bro
Bro
Agent is so fucking clutch. Oh my god. Yes. Thank God
Like actually thank God Ron's out wait, but that means hold on
Wait, that means they false-voted X. Is it Joe? Why is X following Joe?
Because they got wrong right
It's Riley, it's Riley how you don't even know
I don't know
Let's see what Riley does in my opinion Riley's probably the best player in the lobby, so he might clutch this
Full glaze like bro when I when I'm a when I'm an imposter and Riley's a crewmate and it's like top
I'm not gonna lie. I just called him meaning because I'm fucking scared
I'm confident if there were still two people they would have killed one person in one so
it's not there's no way bro there's no way it's state because he went to lights with me
there's no way I would say it's right there because he wasn't yeah he was all the way
up north of me he couldn't kill me if you want to I don't think it's sketch because
He was looking at the cameras and see how good he was at that guy, but it could be
No, but sketch hit the button those days. You get the button on six though. True
So in my mind it's not me and you were steak cuz mean you went to Lex's
You know hear me. I'm highly honest right now. I think that he's rather clutching. He's rather clutching. Yes or no
What do you guys think? It's your test. What was your test? I was just watching you. You look like you were camping
You weren't watching me. You only you only you weren't watching me steak was watching me
State, you stole me.
I was with Agent, I was with Agent bro.
State was watching me, you weren't watching me
till the very end, I walked past you.
What is Ron saying now?
What is it?
Sketch, what is that?
What is that?
What?
Either you're imposter or you're the third imposter
money, one or two is happening bro.
You're either the imposter or you're the third imposter
bro.
Seriously, I didn't know there was three, so first.
I'll explain this briefly if you're just stopping in.
Sketch is the worst crewmate ever,
so now people literally think he's an imposter
because of how fucking bad of a fucking crewmate he is.
Worst crewmate ever.
Take your third one!
Yo, what are you doing?
We're talking to a wall right now, right?
What was this?
He's saying that you're, like, changing sides because you're fine.
Let me say something.
I don't think it's sketch because he kinda sucks at this game.
Thank you.
It's ancient.
Sketch, I'm dead, but I have to step in for a second.
You'll sketch, they're not saying this three imposters,
they're saying you're so bad,
they think you're the third imposter.
That's what they're saying, sketch.
Okay, whoa, the phone's about to happen!
What do we do?
I think they're, I think they're-
I think it's agent or Riley.
I think it's agent.
They're not even supposed to be on the ground.
This is so fucking-
Oh my God, oh my God.
Bro, why would it be agent?
No, agent was one of the only people that had a phone.
You voted for me, you mother-
Oh my God!
What the fuck do you mean?
Agent fucking-
So chat guess what guess what now we're relying on sketch to make a good decision
Let's see. It's fucking Joe board. He's keeping the button. Have a fuck do it
Oh shit
Yeah, so so now we're relying on sketch on making a proper decision right now G fucking G dude
Cuz cuz look right he's gonna try to suss Joe wait Joe just got killed
Oh, Robbie's so smart. He killed the only other competent player, holy locked-in. Riley just murdered Joe.
I saw Stake kill in front of me.
It's Riley. It's Riley. I swear to God.
I was standing there with one phone. I was clicking it.
If you were...
No, I was clicking it.
I was clicking it.
Stake. Stake.
Wait, wait, wait.
I thought it was...
I know...
Wait, so I know it's not me.
Between Wiley and steak. Yep. We all know that. Yes. Yeah, I want y'all to please y'all's cases
Sketch listen to me Joe did not suspect me. I was cleared nobody has suspected me this whole time because I've been
I'm killing him sketch, don't worry.
Sketch!
We won bro.
Sketch!
You are repeating, when he fucking killed the beginning, how was he-
Why did you start scaring yourself?
Sketch, sketchy.
You're worth the more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's not what I meant.
No, I'm worth the more.
That's not what I meant.
I'm gonna try to kill me.
You are over explaining it.
You gotta vote mine, sketch.
You are not fucking voting.
Sketch, you said state.
Leave your case and start pleading his case,
and then you said you talked too much and voted.
Thank you.
Vote.
You voted.
You are not fucking voting.
I'm going green hats. You push me please give me it, please
Yeah, so chat here you go a little bit of a news drop here
The only time tonight the imposter step one was when sketch literally murdered four crewmates as a crewmate
Or no three crewmates as a crewmate with the worst decision-making known-to-man fucking kind
He said, oh, steak and Riley, well, we know it's not me, right?
They're like, yeah?
He's like, all right, plead your case.
Steak starts pleading his case.
Hey, sketch, no one has been sussing me this entire time, sketch.
No one has been sussing me.
You talk to George and now we lose.
It literally takes a third imposter to lose this shit.
I feel like if you have nine remotely competent crewmates, you can't lose.
But we don't.
We don't.
It's better to literally be muted than to grief like if you're if you're actually on Tom's briefing, bro
It's I'd rather you just mute than actually just say wrong information as a group. Let's talk
Hold on before everybody starts yelling. Yep. Oh wait. What was he? Where was he?
My god, you're right. Sorry. This is makes me so anxious
the reason why I'm I'm I button is because on one round it's been a long
run it's shut up long round long round the plus step is moving like a bitch ass
okay over the vents and Riley's chasing me really did I did it you saw me
this game there's no way you think that I'm the imposter for following you
around. Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. If you were a boxer, you would have back straight the timers you didn't. So I would
Can I speak go good. Go ahead. I'm going to soft clear Jinxie. Yeah. Yeah, I can soft clear. I was I was I was I was
I'm pretty soft right now.
I was hovering, but I was hovering, but I was hovering, but I was hovering.
Why? Why?
I can tell, Jaycee was moving.
He was running around, and he's like me.
He doesn't know where to test our on this map,
and he's like running into corners, trying to use the light
when you're the crewmate to try to find if you have a task in the lose.
That's better. Be quiet. Sit down.
What do you have to say?
What?
I actually, well, I was going to say that I saw...
You can't talk to us like that.
Yeah, Q.
Guys, come on.
I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry
What you said about venting hey dude sketch is not he's not
Wait, yeah, do you have the engineer role?
Do you see the vents like
I'm not in Boster and I'm not.
What about Agent?
Agent's what?
Why?
Because I want to be in Boster and I think I'm tired
of being in the pool, man.
Let's just get it, guys, let's just get it.
I'm about to stop talking because all you'll do is
excuse me.
I'm going to take this, bro.
Let's just start randomly accusing yourself and then
vote people out.
It's like, I don't know what it is.
You vote out your friends.
Who voted me?
Relax!
I can't look self-voting.
Oh my god.
is always good to fall behind. Good luck.
If I get more pretty, do you think you will like me?
Dissect my insecurities.
I'm trying to literally just go to a corner of a map so I don't get killed,
but that just can end up making me get killed more.
Wait, how do you do this one again?
That is the weirdest brother, what?
Joe Bart standing next to Agent K. Noted.
Telescope.
I'm sorry, what are you doing on this one?
What am I supposed to do?
Okay.
Alright.
That's exact.
Whoa.
I have no info though.
Yo, these tasks on this map are fucking impossible.
I found the button.
I wanna speak it. Where's my body? Where's my body?
Where was my body? I was hoping for it.
I don't know. The guy with the fucking speakerphone.
Okay. Where's my body?
I'm about to just vote X.
Okay. The body was dead on the med base stand.
Rod was on medbay scan somebody murdered me. Where's that on that Nord?
Lita Lacey go medbay scan is it's like middle upper right like middle upper right?
All right, that's well I was falling jokes up
I was waiting behind you guys to make sure you were doing your task.
The only person I saw walked by me that went lower and could have gone past was Bobby.
Okay.
So I have a question.
Yes.
When I came up or middle Joe and agent were next to each other and then you sort of just
appeared.
Like, where were you before that?
Yeah.
Where were you?
Well, I came from the side, but then I was in the laboratory.
I've seen her in lavatory late.
Somebody is facing us.
Why is this your first time to talk?
All right.
Let's go.
Why is this your first time to talk?
All right, let's not get to this.
It's either Bobby or me.
No, Bobby ran by me and went down
because I was going up from the specimen room.
Bobby came by and then ran past me.
Now it's Bobby.
I did it.
I did it for Joey.
I did it for sketch.
Bobby is us.
I think so.
Bobby, I'm against Bobby because I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I have really full.
Guys, the killer, it was an event for a long time.
I was in admin with Wiley and the scatter says
somebody was there in the event for a long time.
This is the killer.
It's the way we've been seeing it.
We haven't seen it the entire round.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I don't have a clue for no more.
It's probably Bobby.
Oh my God.
It's probably Bobby.
Come on, come on, come on.
Jamesy, what did you have to ask?
I'm sorry, he was over the top!
Oh, walk that way!
Yeah.
Rattie, is there an event?
One more time.
What?
Why are you skipping, though?
Oh, my God!
If you follow me, I'll show you where it is.
So who gets eliminated now?
Oh, shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It just devolves into just a screen off.
It's like, I don't think there's anything that triggers me more than that.
Everyone just screaming.
We're not making any progress.
holy mother of God it might be Bobby I don't know it might be Bobby it might be
Sina but then XTC and Riley said whoever the killer was was an event for a while
so I was trying to figure out if the oh wait I think rather you show me the vent
there okay okay yeah I don't know rather to show them the vent was but that
fence not really close to anything I'm just gonna follow Riley because why
would an imposter show you where the vent is I'm just gonna trust rather I
guess yeah I don't think we're out of it spend this time doing that I'm gonna
trust right I'm sus of sinner I'm sus of Bobby
I'm staying right around the graph fuck this shit
hopefully that can accidentally run into a task but I don't know if you are
doing the task any less
Where's the body guys guys guys?
I'm sorry, that's too coincidental.
Listen, I was with you the whole time.
I was with you.
Okay, okay.
I was with you.
You saw a lazy running to specimen.
So it should be a self-report.
Guys, guys, listen to me.
I checked lifeline.
the body's been dead for a while, okay?
It cannot be.
This one cannot be.
Riley.
Jynxie.
It cannot be agent.
It can be sketch.
It can be body.
It can be.
Sin is weird.
You have to call me.
I'm not even.
I'm voting bodies.
X, X, X, X, X.
Say that again.
You said you were watching bodies, right?
Like the heartbeat and shit?
Yes, yes.
The body's been dead for a while.
For a long time.
How long has it been dead for?
No way cuz I also check vitals so you weren't there the whole time. Oh, okay
In the beginning and
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Bobby!
Bobby was the defendant's impostor!
I'm telling you, Bobby was the body!
The body was in lavatory!
Like round the door where you clicked open it!
I don't know why you always sound so...
Excuse me, how long has it been for?
Excuse me, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby!
Excuse me, why won't you defend me on the black...
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby!
Brother, brother, brother!
Your... your...
Bobby, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
The information is conclusive!
X, X, X, Sina and Bobby are now accusing each other, so it can't be both of them.
I'm not accusing anyone, right?
No, Jinky!
I'm not accusing you.
She's now voting for against him because she knows that people voted it on him
She makes it this point, hold on
Fuck I'm gonna buy
I'm staying right next to Rowdy, bro. I don't trust the fucking soul in this zombie. Also, Joe there, like, eh, Joe doesn't really yapp in Among Us.
Ah, Joe's been quiet this round, but I don't know, Joe kind of is like, Joe just waits
to talk to them.
He doesn't do the whole barking thing.
But I don't know, I'm going to stay with Riley, Riley's probably the only person that
I know won't murder me.
XGC is trying to overly take control and over accuse everybody.
It looks like why would you do that if you weren't a crewmate?
He's definitely a crewmate.
I'm gonna like clear X and clear Riley,
because no imposter would just start,
X is accusing everyone.
I mean, no imposter's doing that.
It's too fucking obvious.
I'm gonna clear X, clear Rye.
I'm gonna stay with Rye the whole game,
because I just have to survive with those things, bro.
If I wait, Senna's rolling.
Where did she just come from?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I almost wanna, hold on.
Hold on, stop, where was the body?
X, where was the body?
Where was the body?
Okay, okay.
Let me do context first.
Let me, I hold on.
I've been dead for at least 10 seconds and maybe more.
I reported the way I did it. I'm on admin. I saw a dead body a long time ago. I went to admin. I said not moving body inside of communications
Right, so for this again, I don't think Jin see a jc. Everybody's gonna kill this right?
I don't think sketch sinna is missing the entire round. Yeah, also also Joe went into into a decontam and did his puzzle
I saw nobody that
You cleared from what you cleared from the observation.
I have a set up.
I just walked, wait, can I defend myself?
I walked through the wrong area behind JinxD and I think it was Riley from literally the
North area in the left corner of the ball court.
You get upset every round.
How are you, how are you, why are you running the game, actually?
Why are you defending me and then you, how are you clearing me?
I said this cannot be put down.
Son of a...
You just asked him to clear you in class.
Riding, I'm a question.
Riding, I've been with you the whole game.
You're the question.
What is X for X?
It's vouching for us.
Yeah.
It can't be us X for X.
Here's the thing.
X, X, stop, stop, X.
Where was the body?
Because I thought you were in cons, in cons.
Okay, is that like the middle?
Is that like the middle right in the middle?
Middle, middle left.
Okay.
Middle, middle left.
It's a solo box.
Cina ran up to us.
Like, Cina ran up to us.
I can't hear Jinxie.
Sina ran up to me.
I've been with Riley the last two rounds.
I know it's not Riley, Riley's not me.
I'm standing with them to intentionally not get butchered.
Sina came up through the middle and like fought,
like met up with us at the very last.
It was top left.
Excuse me.
How old was Bobby reported it?
Riley is an old body.
It's an old body.
Old, old body.
Yes, it's an old body, bro.
It's not me, it's not me.
Okay, rally do you want to vote Senna and what do you think I voted so now I vote so
now I did it
The only person I saw the entire round was sketch, but it was just hovering
Two jellies, yeah
I think we got set out. I have to stay with Bobby. I had to be scared. I just I can't my brain can't do this
Like I can't just have like people yelling for no reason. I
I'm literally like I'm literally having a fucking aneurysm every time there's a meeting ground
Okay, so we obviously have one imposter out. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yes, there's no way it's to they would have called a
Exactly, exactly so we got at least one I can clear Joe. I can clear Joe on not kill
Okay, I was this I was this
Joe he's playing it really well, I think he's gonna clutching out the
Jinxie and I'm not trusting sketches clear so for me it could be Joe or XQC. I
All of us just said we know there's not two imposters about a hundred percent agree
I've been with Riley every second of the last three rounds. So obviously it's not me and Riley that does make sense
See hear me out
I think it's XQC or Joe?
James, because he's either XQC or Joe.
It's either XQC or Joe.
Okay, okay, you know what?
I'm going to put this in the game.
Joe, I think it's both XQC or Joe.
And we win.
No, go Joe first!
I'm going to go.
Joe, I'm going to go too.
Yo, what the fuck do you mean you're going to vote me?
I'm the only guy it physically could not be.
Okay, the other XQC or Joe?
Yeah
Okay, right Riley if you do call a denominator it cannot be me, but it's all good
Joe first though
I'm calling a meeting. I had a fucking floor
That lights a cut Joe's gonna fucking rip my head off my shoulders. I'm staying right next to Riley
Joe is going to literally rip my head off my shoulders
How did my turn get fixed?
Yeah.
What I was gonna say was X has accused three people, no imposter would ever be sketched
children in front of me.
Alright GG, sketched children in front of me.
It's not X!
Guys, we know.
We know.
Sketch is murdered rather than in front of me.
No.
I kind of think it's your ass.
Oh my God.
Okay, okay.
If you think it's me cool, give me the floor.
Give me the floor to sketch.
No, no, sketch.
Don't bark right now.
Don't bark.
I'm muting sketch for like mental clarity. Okay, so Joe I suggest everyone mute sketch and then unmute him after I'm done
That's completely fair. Just give me 20. I need 10 seconds
I've been with Riley every round for three fucking rounds continuously. The lights get cut
I'm not with Riley
I come back to the meeting table where the board is to call the meeting sketch because he's terrible at the game
rips Riley's head off his shoulders as I'm coming up to the button I see it in
spam report and now sketch his only other option is to say I killed which makes
no sense because me and Riley put each other for a whole game it wouldn't make I
we've been clear the whole fucking game but now I'm gonna lead your case sketch
please guys yes up this forward I got four out of five congrats guys again
we lose on tasks if we don't make it back to all here so I think we would
to give all Joe wasn't it since since we know for a fact it's on me and you I
think we have to skip but I could be wrong but I listen listen listen when the
round started when the round started I was alone with Riley and Jinxie in the
task room yep I then left when the lights caught socks juicy turn them on
Body was reported. Yeah, I did not see sketch in that room. Yes, he may have come back
You could have just killed Riley. No, I know that what it's one voting step because you know Joe
I mean, this is a throw here. Yeah, if you don't stick it we throw but listen
We have to see together because they get to kill this GG. Yeah. Yeah, there's gonna be one guy
This is so bad
Okay, Joe, I was literally sus of you last round.
When the lights got cut, I shit myself
and thought you were gonna murder me.
I rolled around with Riley.
I come back up way behind Riley, sketch,
because sketch is bad, as we know,
the worst player in the lobby,
he killed right in front of me.
He killed right in front of me.
I'm staying with Joe.
Yep, oh look, look who's not with us.
Like look who's not fucking with us.
It's just, I mean, come on.
Okay, this is a challenge, bud.
Look, he's not fucking with us, bro.
There's one, oh, ha, ha.
Oh, interesting.
All right.
I mean, we have to do that, right?
I'm staying right with them.
Yeah.
I'm about to try to go and do that, bro what is X doing, what the fuck is X doing, I'm
to get killed by sketch bro. Where even is sketch? Yeah, where was sketch? Yeah, sketch
isn't even near us bro. Bro, sketch had such a good opportunity to kill right there. Sketch
is not good enough to play this bro. It's a fucking 1v3. This is like impossible. Sketch
just wandering the map.
Alright, well we both saw that.
Yeah, I'm not anything, just do the thing.
Get merch, you dumb fuck.
Sorry for causing it.
So, you are the worst player?
That's a win in my book!
You are the worst player!
No! Vote! That's vote!
You are a killer!
I caught a body and then I killed the guy that I accused of. I feel great right now. Thank you.
You got a vote so we can get you a vote.
You need like one kill! Guess what won!
Is the axe not gonna vote?
Right.
Well, why don't you stitch on me?
Is the axe not gonna vote?
We could have killed Joe!
Thank God.
Good.
Ew.
That's a good gameplay.
You know, you know, since steps are good-
You are the worst teammate I've ever seen.
You did one kill, boss.
You're my poor.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, sit down.
Sit down.
Hold on.
Let me interject here.
I need to get this.
I can't play this again, bro.
You know what we mean?
By doing the turn and pause the thing.
When he talks, he actually made his vote for the people.
Like, actually, do me a favor.
I don't want to start this game.
I don't want to start this game, bro.
Please.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, I'm about to head out there.
I've got a bottle of jammer.
I've got a pool of seven times, bro.
That's my pubes.
Hey, that's new games, though, y'all.
You'll have to get this as well but it was very fun.
It'll be a nice-
Yeah, anyone who's ending stream, make sure you rate.
No, no, thanks.
If you guys haven't, make sure you hit me- yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, you get a-
Guys, it was nice playing with all of you.
That was fun to play.
Thank you for having me.
Goodbye.
Uh, I don't know.
I'm angry.
I'm upset.
Like, this thing, I want to make like, I- I fucking love this game.
Like, nothing gets me more fired up than this game.
Uh, Code Got Lead to whatever.
I want to make this like a weekly thing, but bro, we need to have like better settings, dude.
Because every time there's a fuck-dude, every time there's a group meeting-
Yeah, thanks for your son. Appreciate it, bro. Thanks, man!
Every time there's a group meeting, everyone starts barking, also, sketch, I mean, like,
On God, the worst among us planet ever seen in life.
On God.
I'm not throwing that around.
The worst among us planet ever seen in life.
A holy third imposter.
Bro, I want to make among us a once a week thing with streamers.
And we get new people in every time.
But bro, there has to be some structure.
Because when there's nine people barking,
it's like, all right, we're not even
going to get anything going.
Do you know what it'll be?
Seed is up. Say you swear to God. Seed is up. This is a yelling simulator. You can't
get any words in. Yeah, I agree. Say you swear to God. Seed is up. Say you swear to God.
Seed is up, bro.
Say you swear seed is up.
Derefs.
On your life, on our life, on my life.
All right, everybody's saying on my life.
So chat on my life, seed is up.
Rainbow Six Games, that is, they've beat it.
Our initial tests are concluded,
and we are now conducting a soft launch,
opening the game to a small number of players,
only what we can play.
More information on the rollback.
Wait, so only certain people are able to play?
Only certain people are able to play?
Not everybody can play.
Chat, let's see if I got in.
Chat, Deadlock or R6?
What do you guys want?
Deadlock or R6?
YouTube, I'm about to end on YouTube.
Come to Twitch.
We might go back live on YouTube.
I've already shoot twice on YouTube today.
But YouTube, we might go back live on YouTube.
I might change shadow in place each chat.
Artists are deadlocked, right?
It's just like, I want to make among us a weekly thing
with streamers every week, but bro,
the fucking barking in the fucking group meetings
is literally bring, oh my God, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in.
The servers are actually back.
I'm actually in.
All right, let me go back to my one YouTube.
Bro, the servers are back.
I'm going back on YouTube. Chat the servers are back. Chat the servers are back. Oh my
God chat back opening back opening back opening bro the servers are back dude the servers are back
back opening chat back opening bro no way that she did i'm kind of sad though chat because they
got the servers back after roller sundae it's fine we'll just play the next roller sundae
bro but yeah i'm thinking like bro every monday or whatever about every monday or
fucking Tuesday right we get it bro listen every Monday we get like 10 or
12 streamers and we plan on us I mean I'll be sitting about bro but there needs
to be some structure I can't believe this is actually back job I thought y'all
were fucking trolling I was gonna end bro I'm gonna solo up claim free gift
whoa free gift because the servers crashed yo I'm kind of proud of bro I'm
I'm kind of proud of Siege, bro.
They got the service back in a day.
Visit the locker, mirror a laser tax kit.
Bro, stack.
Okay, who would be on?
No, I don't think anybody, I mean people are on,
but I'm not just don't know, try my don't know.
But I'm almost, I'm almost time and two.
Woo!
Time almost time and two,
I'm almost time and two,
I'm almost time and two, I'm almost time and two.
Apply your footprint, great reminder.
Chad, great reminder!
Let me get my foot cream going, guys.
Chad, the servers are back!
Ha ha ha!
Chad, let me get my foot cream going.
Guys, thank you so much for inviting me
about the foot cream, bro.
Thank you.
Chad, let's play some Siege!
Dude, I've been feigning to play,
because I, bro, I've been grinding solo queue rank.
Dude, I forgot to show you guys.
Let me show you this shit!
Chad, look at this!
Bro, here is my R6 tracker, guys.
Here's my R6 tracker from my last four games of solo queue.
You let me know unbiasedly if I'm primed out of mine.
You let me know.
Child of Brava made.
Wait, Banthi, I'd rather vomit than play that shit.
Chat, look.
Matches, right?
Watch this, ready?
All solo queue, chat, all solo queue.
Six kills, six deaths, win.
14 kills, three deaths, win.
12 kills, three deaths, win.
11 kills 6 deaths win, but look there's more 4k this game 3k this game
1v3 clutch on labs 4k on labs 4k 2 3k
From almost diamond to you channel bro time. I'm just playing bro. Oh my god prop lobby dude
The lobbies are gonna the games are gonna cue so instantly because the servers are back after two days of the servers not being back
I think that energy drink, Chad.
I think my energy drink, bro.
Dad says no, Wade, you're right. I can't get the energy drink.
Joe Rait?
Brad, W. Joseph, W. Joseph.
You aren't allowed. Yeah, you're right. No energy drink. Yeah, you're right, Chad. No energy drink.
All right, let's get to item two. I'm literally, I'm gonna be two wins away from item two.
Chad, I have a 1.2 KV, all solo queue.
I've solo queue this whole fucking season.
I've solo queue this whole fucking season, guys.
The entire season, all solo queue, like just pure passion.
Jim Ceezy, you still go to the gym?
Yes.
We need to locate a bomb.
Wait, there's a copper in here?
There's a copper four in this lobby?
Brother, I'm going to pray for you, brother.
Jack, shut up, Jack!
Jack's thinking of the plan.
Bro, the servers are back!
Alright, JX, lock in focus concentrate.
Let's go, lock in focus concentrate, let's go.
Game back up.
Yeah, Mingo, if you want a duo queue, let me know.
But Mingo, I don't know.
I'm not going to be on that long.
I'm going to be on like two hours, it depends.
Mingo, if you want a duo queue, I'm down.
down I'm almost time to do I'm only gonna be on like two hours down do you
want to do a cap of the game and got a location
chat by the way all right so as I showed you guys I've been doing really good
solo queue lately bro this is my settings this is my sense I'm on a low
ass and don't knock it till you try it 20 vertical 40 horizontal here's my
24, 1.0, 32, 2.5 which is all that I've announced so I'm only going to use 2.5 unless he gets a G11.
Bro, I've just been so primed out. I've been playing good every game, bro. I just play smart as hell every game, bro.
40 Horizontical is a diabolical? Bro, I just started like a bitch.
Bro, don't knock it till you try it, dude. For real.
Do not knock it till you try it, bro.
He's gonna peek this.
Guarantee we peeks.
What?
I didn't even get to see him!
Bro!
Wait, what?
Why does he have no recoil?
Uh, why does he have no recoil?
Wait, wait, wait.
Why does he literally have no recoil on an SMG12?
Oh my God, I needed to lay.
I almost forgot I needed to lay.
Crap.
With the twitch prime.
Crap, thank you for the help.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for watching.
It's chat, it's not RIP stream, F, F, F, late W stream, chat!
Are you fucking stupid?
Dang, it's not a W stream, chat!
I had to put on a delay!
Fly high, rest in peace, F. Nice stream, F.
Rami, thank you for the five gifts in a sub-scan.
Yo, let's get a W, Rami, in the chat.
Joe thinking with the prime demo think of it it's your one Ethan thinking with the prime 27 think of it it's your one
Jacy loves so much, bro. Thank you for making siege fun again. Love you, bro. Yes, bro, of course
Wait, he can reconnect in time chat. He didn't reconnect time. It's gonna be a five before another free round for the boys
Chat no, I didn't end guys. I didn't die. I put on a delay. I told you the stream's gonna
Bro guys the stream's gonna go blue for 10 seconds because I'm adding a delay
we will miss you yo bro I'm not dead need a bit of mingo let me call
me cuz bro do all with me do it with me to be pretty fucking fun let me call
I'm calling Ming.
And I know Ming is not picking up.
5 seconds to insertion.
No.
Ming, servers are back up.
Wake up with your girlfriend.
Tell your boss you're quitting.
Pull out your penis.
Get on set.
I'm calling Ming.
out your penis get on to each other servers are
thank you
I can only play two games that's fine
you're banned on your main
I'll take you to um
Second-order breach!
NICE!
Why did such this run-in say? Why'd you run in?
One-on-four remaining.
Hello!
HELLA!
WHAAAAAT?!
I just hacked the camera nine times
Dude, I don't know if I have the if I have the greatest solo queue team of all time or are they like cheating
They're just running through. We're like a minute in
Bro, they're just killing everybody
Bro, my team just killing everybody girl
I'm so lucky.
Happy, thank you for the Twitch Prime Subs.
Get it out of the way.
I'm so lucky.
Buc, thank you for the Prime Subs.
Baby boy, love you Buc.
Bend me over and plow me in my tight little ass.
Xbox, thank you for the Twitch Prime Subs.
My guy.
YouTube, I'm back live on YouTube.
The R6 servers are back.
I'm, uh, let's go.
Peak gameplay.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
I mean, bro, what do you want me to do
if my whole team kills everybody in 15 seconds?
And I'm on an operator where I'm supposed
to be on a drone for a minute.
John, thank you for the problem.
Bro, the thing about brava that I love is I'm always hacking
shit, so I don't have to rely on my teammates type shit.
Esteban, thank you for the problem.
Seth Cotter, thank you for the problem.
Seth Cotter, love you.
Cotter, thank you for the problem.
Thank you for the party so bad to be bend me over and plow me dude by the way
Evil excuses nope just logically no not evil excuses just logically breaking down how to play brava like I'm not gonna run in without
Droning on Bravo
Me be meet with the fight get it
Maybe meet with the fight get the subscriptions me to meet give me that me put it in my
Me you love your brother
Buke, thank you for the five gifted Buke. Love you, bro. Appreciate you, gang.
Certified with the ten gifted. Certified? Creened five. Thank you. Appreciate you.
I don't know what you're doing.
Well this thing breakers locked you Jesus.
Where's that vigil?
That vigil's gotta be around here.
I heard somebody on the staff, so I'll take you right here.
I've recovered the diffuser.
No.
It's a mess.
I have to go back around.
What?
No, this kid's fucking cronist.
It's the same kid from earlier.
Let me see the shot.
Yeah, no.
Oh.
Listen, listen to me clear.
Listen to me.
Listen to me clear.
On God.
On God, he's cheating.
Like, on God, he's cheating.
His S...
He's only using the SMD-12.
His recoil doesn't move and he's instantly headshotting me every time.
On God, he's cheating.
Like, I...
With every bone in my body. I'm really trying to stress this to you. He's cheating. I swear to you
They most flux this for backshots
It's the same exact guy that I accused earlier of cheating Brooklyn. I
Don't think so. Oh, oh, you don't think so you don't think he's cheating. Well, I know he's cheating
I've dedicated 10 years of my life to knowing if someone's cheating or not.
Promise you he's cheating!
Let's just invite him to the party. I know he's PS.
He pinged you a boiney.
He pinged you? Boiney, what are you talking about?
I'm saying that he's cronist. What do you mean he pinged you?
I'm saying his gun doesn't have recoil.
As a person who's used control wrongs each for 10 years.
I'm saying he doesn't ever equal and remember chat. I'm right every time like like literally I bat a thousand every time
I accuse somebody of cheating their cheating
I don't I don't know if I've ever been wrong. I'm not kidding
Guaranteed like I guarantee you he's promised I guarantee it
He's BS plus that's the easiest gun to control? Yeah bro, the SMG-12 is so easy to control
Guys the footcream already got applied!
Enough!
Guys I already put it on the foot cream stop
Yeah, remember chat I'm only accusing one person of being cronies. It's this guy right here. Just remember what I said
He's on the thing, he's on the thing!
OH MY GOOOOOOOD!
I'm literally about to go 0-12.
I don't know, man.
He's on top of a- you're on a thing.
Okay, mission failed.
All friendly world eliminated.
Oh, wait, oh no, wait, whoa, whoa.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
We got another- we got another 100% cheater on the other team.
Levipo James.
swiped his mouth at the speed of light first game back on the game in two days
and it is too at me at the bare minimum two people cheating on the other team
how I shot my oh my god
AHHHHH!
Holy shit, that hurt.
Trying to drop my controller directly on my toe.
Can we not all die in five seconds, please?
Thanks, guys.
Let's not all die in five seconds.
Yeah, what a start to the day, bro.
I die to a cronus player twice,
and then I just die to a guy on a roof.
I don't know if my mic's not loud enough or if it's not working.
For the 85th fucking time, I've already applied the foot cream.
At the start of this dream, in just 10 minutes ago, stop typing foot cream or I'm going
to fucking permaband you.
Shut up!
You know what?
I'm gonna kill you.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs
She owns fishy bend me over daddy
He's not 8 bro. Shut up dude.
Alright, what, no watch that. Watch my PLP. On God I'm the unlucky Steven ever.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
See, like, I don't know.
I don't know.
Am I cursed by like, um, the mother witch or something?
I mean, do you guys see how I'm dying?
Like, no.
I'm not even located above.
Please God, tell me you just saw that.
I just got literally timing by that guy.
I think my stream just cracked.
Did I just break my stream?
Please don't tell me I just broke my stream.
Did I break my stream?
Yeah, did I just break my stream?
Bro, did I just break my stream?
Okay.
It's not that deep.
I mean, it is, bro.
This game's my life.
Yo it's like the guy jumps in a window.
I look right.
He's not on the right.
I look left.
He's not on the left.
I'm dead to the right.
3v2, they should win this.
I'm 0 and 4.
Wow.
You rammed into the window, and then immediately
went down the steps.
Jack, stop typing F. The stream didn't crash.
Page A shock, take over the five diff, I love you.
one up for nice to be one to be one
nice guys hey on the bright side my stack is disgusting
b4 thank you for the five gifted
b4 thank you for the five gifted i love you bro like i legitimately
fucking love you bro b4 bend me over and fuck me
wb4 in the chat before they come to find it but i love you
You broke that and that. Thank you.
Dude if I wasn't I've a YouTube I'd be blasting music. It's okay though
Shut up
Count your calories. I never liked go heading in mom jeans
So I'm Owen for I have wait hold on. Let me get this straight
The first kill I should have got I think every other kill after that was just complete and total misfortune
I've got Cronus off a window the second round the third round there's a guy on top of a roof shooting me
And then the fourth round I get timing
All right, let's just let's walk it
Bro, my Katie stays at 1.2 after this bro
And you do now I'm not in YouTube
I'm not in YouTube
When is the Among Outstream? You missed it, bro. We did it for three hours. How did you miss it?
Bro, you missed it, bro.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Apply Johnson Cream. I don't have Johnson Cream. I have Foot Cream. I don't have Johnson Cream.
I got the wall.
Maybe.
Change your mind.
Dog.
Love you, bro.
Dog.
If I don't use Johnson Cream
Bro, I don't have an STD!
When is siege? Uh, I don't know dude, open your fucking eyes. When do you think siege is?
Yeah, this is the best team I've ever been a part of, I don't know, my team just kind of gets kills every round.
I don't know if I've ever went 0-4 solo queue in one, this is the greatest team I've ever been on.
Let's, uh, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, for sure.
You're so dead.
Hey buddy, you're so fucking dead, it's insane.
Good night.
I knocked him, I knocked him, I knocked him. You hear that?
So you can hear her moan, she's moaning, she's moaning.
That was not, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a rat, I'm still a rat.
Whoever was moaning, that was so fucking hot dude.
R.P. Sensor employed.
I've forefound a bomb. You must defend it.
Twitch is coming down the stairs now. Lock him.
He's leaving in the shop.
Headshot, no?
Headshot, no!
I shouldn't have swung. That was a bad way. I shouldn't have swung.
Bro, that go could be called save that kid's life, dude.
3v3, Twitch is 60 HP.
Wait, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Dead!
Nice!
Inside, inside, inside.
My team's so good.
W, Rattaping, yes!
My team is so good!
Well, don't, don't ever repeat.
This guy's 60 health.
I put him 60.
Team, as long as you guys make him plan, you will not, don't beat him.
And as you guys make him plant, you will not use this.
Just remember, make him plant, make him plant!
Okay, now go.
He's faking it, faking it, faking it, faking it,
faking it, faking it, faking it, faking it.
He's faking, faking.
He's faking it, he's faking it, he's faking it!
What are you doing?
I'm taking it, dude.
Yes!
Finally, we call Mingo.
Did Mingo attack you?
Oh my god.
Yes, bitch!
Chat about a duo kill with Mingo.
I call Mingo.
Guys, we won! Nice guy!
Why was he faking it? He's faking the plan to try to get people to walk to him so he gets free kills.
It's a pretty common text.
Your father has been forwarded.
Bro, Mingo, where you at, bruh?
Yo, Mingo, can I invite you to Xbox Party?
Yeah, hold on, don't bite down on us.
I'm about to bite. Let me down.
Let me know. Let me know. Let me know.
Alright, bye y'all.
Bye, bye y'all.
Alright, bye, bye.
Nice, man.
Miko.
Yo, Miko.
Yo, yo. Miko.
I'm one win off Diamond 2, baby.
Oh, shit.
Yes, Daddy.
I'm a little drunk.
Wait, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Why are you drunk?
It's the last Sunday of the year.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck does that even mean, bro?
It's the last Sunday of the year you got to celebrate.
Mingo, that's like some alcohol like justification, right?
Add me.
Do you get it?
I'm not with the bullshit today.
Bro, I'm going to TK you.
Nope.
Bro, I just got my 1.2.
Don't fuck my shit up.
All right, I won't take it.
All right, all right, I accept it.
Are you going to try it by you?
You see me?
Yeah, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
Wait, Mingo, it's the last Sunday of the year
so you're getting drunk.
Don't people normally just use, like, Christmas Eve as a way to get drunk?
No.
Why would I want to be hungover on Christmas Day?
Why would you... Bro, Mingo.
Bro, why would you want to be hungover any day?
Why do you... Bro, Mingo.
When I drink, bro, I'm a pro, dude.
Let's go go to the strip a little later, right?
Uh, Mingo, I have never and will never set foot into a strip, my bro.
Okay, I'll leak the text
Come on, I'm feeling I'm doing my shot right now. Yeah, let's go. Let's go
I need two minutes or maybe one or my main account spading, bro
You got me on being can I get to you on band? Wait, why'd you get banned? What'd you do to get banned? I think a
How many times?
Well, I cuss I cussed a lot in game chat and then I think a and then I got bad
So if you curse in TK you get banned. How long is your bad war?
Um I think I have to play like 80 quick matches.
80?
Yeah, I, yeah, yeah.
Wait, no, no, no, no, dude. You're telling me you need to play 80 quick matches just to get unbanned from ranked?
Yeah, it doesn't say, it doesn't tell you how many games. I already played 30 and I'm still banned.
Sweet mother of Jesus.
Yeah, that's insane though.
Shout out Ubisoft.
80 games, dude
Because I cussed in a video game caveman the good vibes, bro. Wow. That's actually bad, bro
Don't they don't make me get there. I am Diane Diane if we get our
We get there I'm shutting my console. I'm not doing it. I'm not our whole alright. I'll vote all vote
But our whole team's voting people
That's not my fault. You can't blame you or good. Please. I'll suck it. Oh my god
I wasn't gonna end up bluffing, but I wanted to play a trade today, dude.
Bro, I know.
Let me say this, Ubisoft, I'm proud of y'all for getting y'all servers back up in a day.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm not a negative Nancy, but I was not expecting y'all to get
y'all servers back up in a day, that was cool.
On a weekend too, right after Christmas, I'm surprised, but I wish they got their
servers up this morning so we could play role of sunday bro you know what I mean
bro we'll be we'll be able to play next sunday right
me
what happened to expect bro we'll be able to play role of sunday next I think I
talked to something earlier I think he's down to play a thing down to play
next week nice guys all right I'm off to let's go I'm on let's go mingo no
I need to get diamonds because I'm close to champ bro. I've been solo queueing this whole fucking season
I'm close to champ
Chad when is the last time you guys have jerked off?
Don't type right now do not type right now
I'm not even sure what I'm talking about.
Bro, majority of the games I play of this game, I'm not streaming.
I'm majority of the games I play of this season, I'm off-stream solo.
I'm so up there it's my dog.
Mingo, you said you're gonna play two games? What are you doing after the new game?
I might go play two games.
No, I'm good.
Oh, God, bitch, bitch.
Fuck.
Fuck it, fuck it.
Oh, yeah, I like that. Yeah, I like that. You got the red hat?
Yeah.
Yeah. Get him off of me.
Mingo, I need you to swing my south window. I'm there for the next one.
What's your stop on the south about South about he's gonna shoot it I'm in CS
okay I'm gonna go down there I'm running down there full-strain
they got my new it's too late they're in on me they're inside me they're
inside me well you shouldn't have told me to drop on a stabling you for this
I
Thousand dollars a bunch on God
You instantly die
Bro, bro, I like
Someone was like inside me behind me
sideways like inside me again I don't know what I just because it's okay relax
no keep over a shot wait nope no let me go listen I need it yo yo bro listen
after the stream bro if you want to get hammered do that at your own accord me
no do not do not give him a shot person in the pack mingo I need you
sober right now dude. What's that need? No, no. Let me go. I need to get diamond
two brown. You're not taking a shot. After I'm the only one on the team would they kill?
Yeah bro, you baited a 1v5. I mean my my donkey could do that. I don't want a donkey
sold anymore. I survived because I'm a smart player. You're downstairs, protein shake.
They're in sight, bending me over a table. I was getting rightly readied, cat round.
Well actually you were in a 2v5 with me. Yep, and then they were inside of me,
around me and you're underneath me. Help, dude! Help!
Oh, you're right, you're right. I'm walking. Mingo! Wait, wait, did you just take a shot? I heard that.
Did you just take a shot, bro? Mingo, I heard the class. Mingo, are you actually taking shot?
Brought it again! I'm a dude! You know, I play better when I'm drunk. Let me throw. Let me throw.
Bro, I know, yo, yeah, it's the same thing. People say like, oh, bro, I drive better when
I'm drunk. Mingo, you don't play better when you're drunk, bro. Let me try better.
Wait, what are you?
MGTA, bro!
MGTA?
Well, I'm not sure, man.
What's that? I don't know.
You're on my stream!
MGTA!
You just not drive drunk, quick.
That's fine, Jeff.
Stand on, dog.
Reloaded!
MGTA Casino.
Oh my gosh, we lose this round.
We might even go to Game Chat.
I'm with it, I'm with it, with it.
Those R-Team mates did die, like, so quick.
I'm with it, I'm with it.
They don't need my pussy is creamy
Yo, bro, I'm trying to
That's not
One Nick Nicholas Stewart
What
What am I hearing?
Bro, I thought he was on the closer. There's on the far window. Oh my god, they go you got this bro
You got this bro relax. What am I you got this relax. Don't thank me
Seeing a couple monitors right now, bro. Why are you drunk?
No, I'm gonna get on the close without the far window
Are they not pushing this?
I
Have a camera yo I have a camera on your new backdrop one skylight I
Don't know where the other two are one skylight. I'm assuming one cigar down between those
one was on this one he could be on the generator he could be on the generator
nice not I do came drop drop right I think drop Greg right
Yeah.
I'm just gonna get him.
You see him?
Yeah.
One on the left, one on the right.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh my God, you're actually crazy.
Close, close.
Rushing you!
You're crazy.
Oh my God!
You're disgusting!
One more, daddy.
One more.
Oh my God.
You're actually so, you know, you're so cool.
I got this, Nick.
You're so tanked out, man.
Nick, what is he gonna do?
What are you gonna do about Pixel?
Lay it out.
What's he gonna do?
I can't do anything wrong.
Take me off this Pixel!
Yes, take him off!
Take him off the Pixel, I dare you!
Take my daddy off that Pixel!
SHUT!
Mingo, bend me over and get me off that Pixel.
Yes, drink as much as you want.
Do you own me?
Do you own this whole poor organization?
You're LeBron James Brown. Do whatever the fuck you want.
Me go get as strong as you want!
Let's go guys, let's go. That was, that was cool.
It was not a quad, was it? That was a quad, right?
I think so.
What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying?
Where nobody has a killer. You have your base. Yeah, you have your base. Wow.
Nice ride.
Fucking starving.
Bro, I think, no, this, no, I need to win one more after this for Diamond 2.
That's kind of perfect, bro. If you play two more.
Bet.
W clip, yep.
Alright. Let me think, let me think.
Okay.
Let me go and see.
Alright, Tim, it's kind of selling though.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro. They're only two, man.
I don't know. I don't know what they're doing right now.
They're all only two.
What about you?
Um, oh
Bro look look like I died this round that round the first round I died
Wait, let's get better
Wow
Come on, lock him down.
No, no, no!
Lock him down!
Can I hurt that little drone quivering?
Shatter!
What in the chat if you twirl your ass hairs?
down five seconds
We are attached complete
Lepping during the white during the white on me with blitz any help Nick
Are you sure? Yes, let's all meet in a Havana
I'm on your foot. Oh, it's wrapped up. I'm gonna put a lot of girls on my feet. It's what it does. Yeah, I'm killing
I promise you Blitz is right there.
Yeah, he rubs you off of him.
Just talk to him, he runs at you.
Let me go, let me go, I can't see you!
I can't see you!
Let me go, I can't see you!
I can't see you!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm scared.
Blitz we're probably on top of him.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Oh my god.
When you have a rogue, you almost died without even knowing.
That's a Black Riddant, Annablaze.
He makes one?
Yeah, I got it. If they run up, I'm not swinging anything else.
He might lead me out, Brown.
No, no, you're doing great.
The thing is, they can't kill both of us. They have to kill us one at a time.
Because you're deep and I'm close.
I think the rogue's in front of Brown.
Think the black the black
For reals you have a keyboard to my feels you're good
I'm gonna play a little jada
Why haven't I ever thought what happened?
Oh my actually fuck no
That's a bakery baby. Come on. I'll get them
He's behind the bank, behind the bank.
Nice, bro.
I think you can grade this effort, bro.
Wait, wait.
You accidentally one-tap him?
Mingo, one-tap me.
You accidentally one-tap him, bro!
Bro, I-I-I-I-I...
Just win the game bro, come on let's go.
Dude, I just need one more after this bro.
Maybe I could get a kill, eventually. Maybe save some for the rest of us.
Maybe, yo bro, could you lend me a kill?
I got you bro.
He's just close baker. My teammate's shooting at him and he's tough to aiming at me.
You could have one of my kills, you're one and three.
You know what bro? If I just like, you know what, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna play how I play.
I'm not gonna try to force kills see around right there chat
I tried to force a kill and then there's some kid just creeping and waiting. I have to go
relax
Jinxie shimmy yo, bro wrong game. I was on that game a month ago
I'm not shimmying in our sense
Your two mates a Zim wait, which one's in which one's in which one all our teammates are PS
Yeah, they can't be zim on PS because doesn't PS have inputs a lot you you can zim on PS
But like it's stupid because there is the word
So if you zim on PS you're like how the nerve yeah, you're delayed I
Mean Jesus Christ our teammates cannot defend their shit
Now we're doing good we got this as a team we got this I
I
I was told I didn't need a weapon
Yeah, I'll see us
Come on you're good all the things a few five or three
I'm coming.
Can't shot.
They're gonna zombie, I think they're gonna zombie do not one thing.
Cam, thank you for the five gifts. I appreciate you.
Can you open the hatches?
Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're an entry. All right, just say Nick again, bro. Damn
You gotta me go by that
I got one, what are you doing?
Nick he's under the skylight
He's like psycho he's psycho I got him
I think there's people on blood.
Wait, what's on this little wall?
I think one's got a steeper below.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Wait, what?
But in the kill, I don't know
Wait, wait, it sounds like freezer. You're yourself all freezer
Well, they're not free the zombies and what's wrong once you
They don't pay yeah, yeah, you're not gonna walk at that guy
Bro, I don't know where the other guy is could be freezer. I hear him. He's like he's like see why
He's moving, yeah, yeah, left side, left side, left side, left side, left side, left side.
You got him.
I've seen you watch a thousand times.
I got bad.
Yep, hold you.
It's good.
Come on.
Got him in that.
Yep, right there, yep.
You're the greatest ever.
No, no, no!
Wait, he didn't drop.
I don't know how to come up wide.
There's no way, there's no way he dropped.
Like there's literally no way he dropped
and ran up wide without you hearing it.
You would've heard.
What?
He made that!
Oh my god.
Right, I got pistol whiffed by Goyo.
And I'm like, all right, cool, whatever.
I watched the kill cam.
I don't even see my head.
And it's just, he's like a gox.
Good job.
Too good, too good, too good.
I mean let me know when I watch yo feet I did not see my head
Bro that would have been gross if you thought now Roy. I'll think of it to get the reaction on a heater right now
Yeah, I want you to get down to work. Come on. Yeah, I win this win one more down to
But I mean it's me flavors is all in three telling you to come to game chat
bro we're good bro we're good we need fucking game chat no I'm saying the
random thing that when is your mud wrestling stream I'm not black bro what
how about 50 sky out of here when is your mud wrestling stream
who day
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Yeah, Strictmore, you'll be getting better at seeds.
Mingo, it's really just thoughts left, bro.
Stop is in Pro-D. Richie doesn't play seeds anymore.
Think Scythe's on PC?
Ray's on PC. Jay's on PC.
Literally just thoughts left.
It's just thoughts, bro. And then there was fucking two.
Do Miles have sex?
What?
Bro, that was like a sympathetic moment, bro.
That was like an empathetic moment.
All right, I'm not bothered.
Yeah, it's just me and Mingo left, bro.
Like, Richie does not play CG anymore.
It's Stompenton 30.
Raves on PC.
Skytons.
Jays on PC.
Loose cams.
What?
Can you still on can't do?
Please?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Come on, come on, come on, location.
Still good, still good, still good, still good.
Someone's in the middle of the hallway AFK.
On God.
On?
I got the whole thing covered now just hold that all game. I'm gonna have shit
Let's not get flanked bro. There's a shield bake now. They might be chopped. Let's push back. Let me go to the back side
Yeah, we're basically inside
One, one bottom right.
One right there.
One out four remaining.
Dead.
I mean, you're the greatest. Let's go. Let's go!
I don't know what to do, bro. I'm just dead.
Shot!
One more, man.
I see nothing, bro.
But that guy was ad king in the hallway for like a minute, then started moving and turned his back to you.
There's no way he can hear that though, there's no way he can hear that.
Right at the bottom. You're like 88 feet behind him, bro.
Come on, Nick. Come on, Nicholas.
Alright.
Bro, win this, win one more, I'm diamond two, then I'm gonna go jerk off.
And this, you're diamond two, you can hit champion off the week, then we win the tournament next week.
Yes, then I'm gonna jerk off, bro.
And then we're going for the jerk off.
We're not going to the shit club, bro.
Why not though?
Bro, that's a horrible idea, bro.
No.
All right.
Yeah, boy, dig the bottle.
Get out of the bottle.
Casual stuff.
G.C., when is the furry role-play stream?
Yo, guys, I'm cool with content suggestions.
These aren't ideas.
I'm not guys, I'm not doing a furry roleplay stream.
Wait, actually that's not a bad idea, bro.
A furry roleplay stream?
Have I ordered a furry suit?
No, seriously, that's not a bad idea.
Chelyne with a tail and everything?
We need to locate a bomb.
Bro, that's not a bad idea, bro.
It is not.
By the bottom floor, bottom floor, bottom floor.
Speak louder, my phone's broken.
Ah!
Can you hear me?
Like, bro, what do you want me to say?
Your phone is broken.
I can't help it.
All right, I want you to get some kills.
I'm gonna go monkeying behind you.
That's all.
I need you to kill everybody behind me.
Yeah, light, light.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Bro, just say that, man.
Yeah, exactly.
Before you do that.
You're a 30, dude.
High-fives, Ben Jensen.
Five seconds to insertion.
Alright, come on, let's three kill.
Where you at?
Wait, wait, wait.
Is this right here?
You're about to jump in base here?
Yes, bro, we're going to kill him.
That's how it is.
You're about to take him.
Shoot it out, shoot it out.
Alright, let me see if he's finally big by himself.
Okay.
There's two, there's two.
You sure you want to do this?
There's two.
Uh, no not really.
Okay, there's one, you know this pixel thing?
You know this pixel?
Oh yeah, that's free.
I'll try him first.
I'll try him.
There's one to the right, and then there's one right here on pink.
Watch out, watch out, move.
He's not on the pixel, but he's there.
He's there.
I can turn him out.
Swing in.
I don't want you to die.
I'm walking.
Hold on.
I don't want to die. I'm walking
Nick we're coming Nick girl life. Oh, what's the right? We're all right. Oh my god
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'll sit on it. I'll sit on it
On it on it on it. Well, you turn it around. I can't see this
Are you like stomping on your mic? What was that?
I mean that was a game.
Are you stomping on your mic? What is that noise?
You're like stepping on it.
Come on, let's lock it.
Yep, yep.
Come on.
Oh my God.
On it, on it.
Here we go.
Wait, that's cool about red
What about my this and my ace bro, hold on one got it baby. Oh, he jumped out. Oh, there is it
We I
What like one of these kill cams
You've been eliminated.
Was my teammate just masturbating and baking me the whole time?
No.
It's me, flavors.
You are all in for it.
23, thank you for the time.
Did he stream soon?
Question mark?
Have I permanently banned 23 about her?
I mean, dude, come on.
Brother, certain things, bro.
It's just, I lie.
You don't cross that, bro.
I'm like, well, how was I on Monty?
I'm 13 and two today.
Yeah, real, real, yeah.
Think see, when is the one kill, one strip challenge?
Yeah, guys, again, if you guys were in control
of the streams for two days, I would be like naked and banned.
I'm not doing a one kill, one strip stream.
My wiener would just be out, I'd get spam reported
and banned within the hour.
Another horrible idea, chat, any good ideas?
Any good ones, bro?
Korean team or squirt squad. I don't I don't know
Another horrible question
All right, come on lock in do a oiled up twister stream with main go another terrible idea
Secure the bottom actually is not that bad
But I'm gonna say about we fucked are you?
Nope slow down we did not bad
Yeah.
All right.
Yes, you went to my house.
Yes.
You have a bottle of baby oil.
I did not have baby oil when you were here.
Did I?
Wait, was that actually baby oil?
Yeah, you took your shirt off.
No.
Bro, I'm not too bad.
I'm going to stop him, bro.
That's like my stuff.
That's one Nick Nick that's one nice
Nice ride. Nice ride.
Murph, think about it.
Nice ride. Nice ride.
You know what? Let's have sex.
No.
Bro, you're about a 20 ball. You're actually about to drop 20.
I'm sitting inside. Get your 20, bro.
Get your 20 piece.
Want me to tell them?
Yes, bro. Get your 20.
Only way I kill somebody is if they drop the sachet on a security.
Oh my god, oh my god, you're actually playing. This is disgusting.
Oh my poor lad. Bro, you need 3 more. Let me go. This is all you.
I'm drunk, it is.
Wait a sec, okay. Do you legitimately play better when you're drunk? Like legitimate.
Like if you're drunk, do you actually play better?
Yeah.
What?
Bro, for realsies, like beat that ass.
Look at that bro, if Chad, if you want to get better at rainbow sixies, drink alcohol.
So, okay. Well, hold on. Well, maybe, maybe don't do that Chad. Yeah, no.
I, eh, no, don't do that guys. It affects me pretty different, bro. It affects me pretty different.
Hey, I'm smacking some McDonald's right now.
Jinxie, my mom wants to date you.
Uh, guys, again, I don't know what the fixation is with setting me up with your guys' moms.
Uh, I'm good, bro.
Also, why do you want me to bang your mom?
Isn't that weird?
Yo, Jack, what type of weird, psychotic, like, relationship is that?
You guys want to put me on a date with your mother?
Your mom?
Bro, I'm not dating your mom.
Stop asking.
It's the same kid as the other day.
How do you feel, little top?
I feel amazing.
You can use your drone.
My mom wants you, L-Roll Model.
Yo, guys, I'm not hating your mom.
Stop.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Why did that guy just say that?
Why did he say what?
I don't know.
Don't worry about it.
Chat, I'm not going to date your mom.
Stop asking
I'm there I think I have it on
Well, we could make a play you make a plan here now. Yes, okay go Ram. Go go bugger
All right, I'm going to bring everything see one feet to freedom. You're gonna you're gonna we're kind of not having
You found a bomb.
Repel him, have him, have him.
This play always works, I promise you.
Wait, you're going to be what?
Top wide window?
Charlie, can you tell me?
I'm going to go skylight and I'm going to grim everything.
Nice, nice, nice.
You want me to repel him and die?
Have you paid everybody?
No, you're on the shield, Nick.
You shouldn't die.
Okay, do you want me to ADS with it now?
If you feel like you need to yet.
Work it out, work it out.
Wait, Domingo!
I'm going to repel him.
You're going to grim.
This is full of proof.
This is going to rock.
I don't like to grim every single time.
So Miko, you're okay.
Ready?
Wait, wait, you're 100% positive this is going to work.
Okay, ready, ready?
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
All right, on.
That's a nice thing to say.
It's a really big thing to know when to come.
On the grim thing, on the grim thing.
I died.
He did.
Oh, he's on the grim thing.
ABS him, he's on the grim thing.
Well, let me in.
Stay.
You're walking through baby. Yep. Yep. There it is. There it is. There it is. Let's go.
Three piece chicken tendy. Hold the fries, man. Let's go. Shots. I told you. Shots.
Nicholas. Come on, Nicholas. All right. Let me go. I need one more win and I'm
I'm going to go beat me go. Uh, can you talk to my chat for like 39 seconds?
Let me go. Yeah, talk to my chat.
There's mingo stream.
All right.
Like 30 seconds.
I'll be back.
Talk to my chat.
Chat's out of the window.
Yeah, it was good chat.
Chat, we talking for Christmas?
They didn't give me a straw, bro, L. McDonough, L. McDonough, L. Baybrick, honestly, chat,
Hey, where's high-fives? Where's Jerry?
Is that Dildo? Alright.
Your mom. Alright.
Oh, and we're playing three champs in a diamond one.
Yeah, we fucking lost.
Chad, listen, I threw Jinxie to the club over there like two weeks ago.
I think they're like three bitches chopped up. He's like three bitches chopped up them all night
This is a true story
Go ahead and like go there though
Cat yes, I'm lying. Oh god. I took you to the club
I'm not dating your mom. Actually, I have a girlfriend.
All right, let's talk to her. God damn, how long is this?
All right, Chad. This right here. Chad's. Diamond Chugin' Vince. Diamond Chugin'
Vince. I told him what. I told him what. I told him what.
Wait, what did you say to them? Bro, Mingo, what did you say? Why are you laughing,
What did he say? What did he say?
I ain't no snitch.
Jinxy went to the club with Mingo, bro.
Yes, Chad!
What? Oh, you did it.
I told him you fucked three bitches from the club.
Yo, okay, Chad, no.
Chad, I don't do that.
First off, I don't fuck bitches.
Okay, I don't do that.
I don't fuck bitches?
No, no, no, I don't do that.
I was told, I went to the club with Mingo,
we went to, where did we go?
Went to like a breakfast diner with stop at the Mingo,
and then I went on.
I did not chat, I don't fuck bitches, okay?
I don't now have that much risk.
What, bro, I saw what I do.
Man.
This seems like three champions by the way.
Wait, what?
Oh shit, oh shit, okay.
But we actually have to try.
We'll have to try, yeah.
We don't have one champion.
Win is lost in LA?
Yo, chat, look.
20-26, that's lost in LA.
It's going to happen.
Lost in the short club.
Let's go.
You could fuck me.
Thanks for letting me know, Brock.
Appreciate it, Brock.
Thank you, bro.
I'll let you know, bro.
I'm excited, Nick.
You have located a bomb.
You got a reload.
Think I'm gonna play back in the middle, stay alive.
Okay, there's a guy on my, there's a guy on my vending machine.
Stay alive, stay alive.
You got me?
Fuck!
to win this to my diamond.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, okay.
Our teammates need to like block play.
My life, our team is gonna be good.
We're gonna lose.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
You see, when is that Mr. Beast video?
I honestly don't know, I think 2026, bro.
Jack, and we got side man charity match, bro.
That is probably the only time.
Yes, we have side man trading match.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, bro. We have that shit
Bro, oh my god, I couldn't see his head. What's that? We're good. We're good. We're not good. I need to get killed man
Why laugh why laugh?
That is a good model. Yo chat. Why every time no, no, no, no, let's talk about this
Why the word Sidemen comes up you guys just type the emote of me following
guys maybe it was funny like a year yeah a year ago it was funny yeah Jack let
it go let it go dude yes I fell bro I'm a man I'm a human I've got to make
mistakes bro I fell let it go Jack like bro I fell
What did you say?
I don't even know.
Win his happy wheel soon.
Of course we got a Q-Sniper.
We got a five stacker K-Bound.
Dude, yeah, they might have Q-Sniper.
I'm not going to lie.
There's a good chance they Q-Sniper.
Five stackers before insertion.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm on five seconds before insertion
All right, come on. We have to run clear. I don't add to those. Yeah. Yeah, come on
I'll be up up bumping him double the top wall. What do you mean? Call my back?
I'm sorry the top wall. What what you're eating what? I
Miss every shot. I hold God. Oh my god. I
Hit him once with a DMR. So he's low it's a solar
I'm dead to a C4.
What do you mean you're dead?
I'm good, good, good, good.
Chad, look, I made an L.
That should be both of them.
How are you?
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Where are you going?
Running yellow. We're in the bottom yellow.
You might walk up. You might walk up the yellow and go.
I don't like to around me.
There's three on you?
That's one.
I can't even do the breach I made for him.
There's two roaming on me.
This is so fucked. I can't do the breach for him.
Yo, let's push back, son. Let's just double breach.
No, no, no.
Sorry, car.
I
Drop right I got I got I got they're both inside somewhere Nick
30 seconds
I saw him, I saw him, it's like, oh my god!
Oh my god, what are you guys doing?
That's a good shot by him, I got one.
Sorry, right? I tried. Fuck, almost won the second round.
I mean, I got two, you got one, our team is just fucking bullshitting, bro.
It's okay, I mean, bro, if we win the third attack, we can absolutely win on defense.
If we have to win the third act
If we go up, you know, breast milk chat breast milk, but I have that one
We don't do it. Did you
Yeah, we go down. Oh, three. Let's just see for ourselves and you
That four rumors by the way if our team makes us hit site
right?
No, I don't.
Bro, they like double C4 by Habana, so I couldn't even get through the breach.
Ah, fuck.
And they're just off-leaning.
What is the fastest way to hit level 15, bro?
Probably getting a stack and playing casual, bro.
We actually tried a win so much.
I'm beating my shit on my phone while I watch you on my TV.
Thanks for letting me know man appreciate that
That's disgusting dude. I like cybers. I don't want to hear that
Yo guys, please stop putting these imagery in my head. You're jerking off cybers. I don't even know
If you're do keep you and your penis to yourself cybers
Ben rare my Lucy and I'm Lucy. Um
Alibi
I think the whole thing. I don't know who the last one is.
Ah, worked.
We got this, bro.
Jetta, they're gonna get through it. Please get your...
Come on, get Jetta.
Ready, second.
All right, we go. Greatest comeback ever right now. All the champs stacked, bro. Come on.
Come on.
Proceed to bomb location at the view.
He's still close. I can hear him, but I can't see him.
He's still close. I can't see him, but I can't see him, but yeah.
You ran up spy, he's up spy, up spy!
Up, up, up, up, up!
There you are, listen, guys, you hear me?
It's up spy!
Oh my God, this gridlock is horrible!
No, no, no!
Oh God!
Gridlock is the worst player of all time!
He's planning, he's planning, so is he.
No, you don't even know, you don't even fucking know.
We're gonna lose.
He's going to the vert.
He's on the vert, he's on the vert.
Move, move, move, move!
Oh, man, you should have just created...
Only vert.
Yep, good spot, good spot.
He's only hurt holding you, uh, Ram.
Alright, he's down, he's down yellow, he's down yellow.
Is it 3-5?
Oh, I just keep sight, no?
Yeah, keep sight, keep sight, keep sight, keep sight.
Here's your cross, Ram.
Just stay tucked.
Here's your cross.
Dead.
Nice.
Good comps, right.
Way to go.
Yeah, I had to go to Game Chat.
Nice guy.
Alright, we're in this game, bro.
We got an attack to hold him out.
Let's go.
Man, I got four space.
We're in this game, bro. We got an attack that's all the maps. Let's go.
Man, I got first base.
That's crazy. We got back end of the one line.
WChub. Appreciate some brown.
I didn't give him the salt.
Bro, what do we ban? BB? Yeah, BB.
Oh my god.
I look like the better man could just go like, you know.
Warchief brown. Warchief brown! Warchief brown!
Nobody on console knows how to use the lab there.
Let's keep okayed.
Our tourney's back. Uh, probably next week. They're gonna come back right next Sunday. Jake, think if I get the...
Bro, we were gonna do a tourney this Sunday, but the servers were down all day until like literally an hour ago.
Come on.
You need to wear our lab thing, come on.
Joe, think you bought it? David, you bought it?
Scotch, I'm not the fucking guy! Come on, chat!
I
Play Zelda. What is out? Oh?
My god, are you have to win this bro? Let's go. Let's win this fucking game
I can get my diamond to and then fucking hop off
Feel like a fucking feel like a fucking champion
Let's go guys. Come on. Yeah
Let's get down to hold me in this bitch. Can't be just out of it. It's getting
I've been in the stream side.
Comps.
Actioning Comps.
May I keep going?
If you can't, please.
No, I can't.
No, my dad.
Nicely.
I have so much of board, bro.
Guys
Wait, they're in there in added
People down there's
I found a bomb.
Inspire on pink.
Lock in.
On pink downstairs, we're gonna come up.
You see staircase?
One in spiral.
One on this door too.
Let me just get off my fucking team.
Bro, you are dog shit.
It's a 34.
You might have a little aggressive nukes.
Insight.
I know you're insight.
Now your teammates are baiting.
You have to play yourselves.
And behind the desk, you're gonna cross up.
He's cropping up to you.
Shot.
You're by yourself. You seem like you're baiting.
Okay, that's good to know.
Somebody help! My God! I'm getting rightly read in!
Help!
Your gears are being baited. I'm not going to ask.
Planting. I mean...
I mean your teammates are just baiting literally doing nothing. I mean that's one
All bang all things am I
What what what what what?
What?
We're both on the register.
What?
We'll get a register.
Blood popped out though, but blood popped out.
Bro, blood popped out.
You should have done no damage.
Nah, I'm about to freak out.
Bro, blood popped out of his fucking stomach.
Yeah, we have the worst chance of all time.
Bro, I don't know.
I'm getting double grimmed and held in a closet for a minute and no one's
Manu Legion Legion had a Legion shotgun the guy's coming in point blank and he didn't get
That's disgusting
My god your shotgun did no damage
Bro, I could have started using earlier my thing got like I was holding X
I don't know what up. We should go up again, bro
We just sold I put it up. I put it up. I put it up. Actually, I don't even know because I got like an opening
I'm gonna give it up if me or you die the green server. Yeah
at Moist Potato 37 doesn't even know what planet he's on right now.
He's probably just high or something.
Well, I swear to God, if you get high, cool, have fun.
Don't play FPS.
Like, bro, just play fucking to the destiny or something.
I don't know.
Bro, if you're high, play and do not play a FPS
because you're just gonna sell everybody.
Literally, what's a good game to play
when you're high, Chad?
Somebody help me here.
What's a good game?
Play one of those high games.
Don't play Siege if you're hot.
You're just gonna sound like you're not gonna have fun.
Secure the bombs.
Bro, play skate, yeah.
Bro, if you're high, play Minecraft.
Play skate.
Do not play at FPS.
You're just gonna lose everybody the game.
Why would you play at FPS if you're hot?
Yes, we'll play minecraft or something.
There are certain games that are a lot better when you're high, see just not one of those
games.
Because you have 14-8 to our sober and you're 0-3.
Well, 3 pn.
3 pn.
Well, 3 pn to our sober, 1 pn.
They all spawned the other side, they all spawned the other side, they all spawned the other side.
I
Didn't have fucking head over like what is our team doing?
I don't know what it's all about.
Ash is 1-8 speed, one bullet, two bullets maybe, maybe two.
Fire.
Everyone's in front of me, I got it.
They're going!
OK.
That's that.
Two-8 speed.
Yep, come on.
Clean.
It's fine, I'm sorry.
I got him your team is kind of over peaking
he's inside with in Leedsmon inside Leedsmon
Yeah, I don't know, moist potato 2v1, why are you peeking?
Oh my god, burn your console.
Stop playing this game.
It's a 2v1, why are you swinging him?
Burn your Xbox!
The guy was on a pixel, the guy, quick peeking.
The guy was on a pixel the guy quick peek swung home and died and that's if you want
Well, I'm all I'm reporting this case. Yeah, I can't let him work. You are terrible
To be that fuck you and fuck yeah, uh moist moist better if you're if I like bro
If you ever come across this flip bro, take every gaming device like PC laptop Nintendo switch iPhone
Xbox PlayStation burn it all to smithereens. You have no future in gaming. You are fucking terrible
2v1 scenario and you're wide-swinging.
When mind you, it's match point if we lose, we're out.
You haven't done a fucking thing the whole game
and you overpeak and a 2v1 and die.
Literally burn all of your gaming consoles, you are horrible.
I mean, I have a 1v9, I don't know.
I have a-blah-blah-blah-blah.
Worst player ever. Probably a terrible human, too.
2v1 and you're wide-swinging after selling the whole game.
Like, literally burn your console.
No, it's not Elbully. He's over-swinging.
It's the same thing as always when I play this game all my randoms who play siege all they care about is kills
Katie getting the last kill getting points. They don't give a fuck about winning
They don't care about to the spirit none of it to be one scenario and your wife's money on a match point when mind you
You sold the whole game
Watch out. I'm off
I'm off. That's just tilted the fuck out of me. I was gonna get off after that game anyways, but Jack GG's
Tomorrow I got a special street plan with mingo
Tuesday chat Tuesday, we're gonna be on Sea of Thieves with K-Zone Sketch
And yeah, watch my other stuff too. Wednesday of a dude do something sound
Chat among us bro. I want to start doing that as a weekly thing
We just get like 10 or 12 streamers every week and we pick a day and we set it up
That was fucking fire. Chow see y'all boys
I love you guys.
Jack, peace out!
I love y'all bro.
I'm going to end on YouTube and on Twitch.
Love y'all bro.