I think I know where that is, but I don't know where that is, I don't know where that is,
I hope I never keep you waiting
Yeah, I think I know without, but I don't
Why you always have to maaa, on your pro
I just want to fall, maybe I don't have a big time
I might certainly never fall down
I don't know how many clothes don't throw this room
I don't know how much money they need to look at their fuck who ever keep my shit together
You never told me and if they still don't need nobody known
Oh, damn hard to complain from this fuck off, don't tell
I'm always in a rush, I've been thinking too much
But keep it around the hash, no one keep it around just now
That's really how it takes
We don't need nothing but two days, two days, two days
Today
Charts a sample chat doctor child is here hitting
Chat what the fuck is up my recap
Chat I still don't know what child means what does child actually mean
Chat I still don't know what child means don't say you don't say you
Press here with the five gifted, I'll be aid with the prime.
J with the cheerwater chat.
What is you, bro?
Rocket League, yes.
We're gonna be on Rocket League, we're gonna be on Rainbow Six, seven.
We're got it at the answer.
Clips, Nerf, think of a bit of cheerwater, keep think of a bit of cheerwater.
Annabelle, think of a bit of cheerwater, one.
Chloe, think of a bit of a little hint.
Think about it.
Chat, what the fuck is up, bro?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like that ass, chat, what the fuck is up now?
I'm building the brah
To the brain
Stayed it when that
And it's like
I don't know why next week
Dude chat, I slept weird on the last night of the red dead marathon
Brothers, my neck is fucked
Like literally fuck, I slept so bad
I'm hoping I wake up tomorrow and just despawns
If not, bro, I'm just going to keep sleeping until I'm a de-sponsored bro.
My life right side of my neck is literally fuck chat.
It feels like somebody punched me at full fucking force to be no with the prime stuff.
Oh, leave it the prime seat.
You are with the prime.
Oh, well, Jeff, Jeff, it's someone coming up to my life, bye, guys.
Oh, but, Jeff, couple of announcements, bro.
First things first.
Yo, we got to figure this out.
Now, chat, as we know, I beat musty in Rocket League, right?
I was already thinking about this during Red Dead,
like when I was going to sleep when I had this epiphany.
Jack, I beat musty in just the second goal.
Was it lucky to be sure that's the whole point of the fucking challenge, right?
My next question is this, who do we play next in the Rocket League community?
It could be anybody you could think of.
It could be a streamer, a YouTuber, a professional player.
It could be a world champion who would actually fucking destroy me in a 90 90 0
Legitimately because yeah, this is the question. Who do we first snacks in Rock and League?
I fought on Mustey in literally the second goal in a 90 0 a lot of people said it was lucky
Obviously no shit. That's the whole fucking point of the challenge. We want to see how big this skill gap is
Who is a player where no matter what amount of luck?
I fucking have, I still wouldn't score. Who is the player?
Zen Zen Zen Zen Arsenal Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen
Zen later the everyone saying Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen
Someone said hi vice Zen Zen Zen or hi vice I see you typing Zen okay
It's pretty fucking clear the entire challenge saying,
then, like 95% of the chat.
So, here's my question.
If we play them, right?
Zen is why people are going to ask anybody,
probably majority of people would say,
Zen is why they've regarded to be the greatest
rock-and-lay player of all time.
Should I get a bigger lead again, Zen,
then I got to get to musty?
Because the whole point of this is,
I want to keep it as interesting as possible
where I actually can score. Because like, I think if I can extend the same exactly this
musky, I don't think Sand is going to have a trouble getting a hundred goals on me, right?
I'm going to text Zen literally today, like during the stream of a text Zen,
I'm going to ask him for a date that he's free, and the next however many days,
I'm just going to fucking grind, because I know he's busy, because there's the EU RLCFs thing happening,
Brothers, if we play Zen what should the lead be legitimately?
People don't say 999 to 0
Okay, but guys the thing is I will 100% agree with you. The thing is chat
All right, let's start. Let's start building this chat. Let's legitimately start building the stream. Okay, so here's the thing
if I give Zen or no if Zen gives me
I don't really just chat.
So here's the thing, if I have a 999 zero lead, now it's interesting.
Because now it's like, okay, this guy is the greatest rock to be played
over all the time.
He's like a multi-time world champion.
Now it's interesting.
Because now it's like, well, how big actually is this skill guy?
Because bro, I will sit there, sweating my ass off for a thousand goals if I have to.
Now it's interesting.
the problem with this, how long would this take? Because like, I feel like a hundred
of goals would probably take sand realistically, the greatest player ever 30 minutes.
So like, that's what five hours? How long would that really take to play? Probably too long,
right? But bro, I'm going to be honest, 999 is your only sound good. It does, bro.
Let's say, if Zen, I swear to God, God can strike me down by the line.
If Zen actually scores a thousand goals on me, because, obviously, the difference between
first off, musty is way better than me, like hundred times better than me.
Zen is way better than musty.
So it's like Zen is the best player ever.
So like it makes you wonder, dude, like, could he actually score a thousand goals?
like not for, you're saying, not for a single second
would then completely fuck up.
He has to.
It's a thousand fucking goals, bro.
But I'm telling you now,
if Zen was in it,
if he scores a thousand goals on me,
uninterrupted, like, I don't score a single goal.
I will say, rocketing as the biggest skill gap
of any game I've ever played.
Cause bro, siege is nothing like that.
That's kind of, that's the thing about siege that sucks.
It's like a copper can kill a champion in siege.
It's a one-shot at chanthine rock in me when it comes to scoring. It's a lot harder like I have to actually do something good to score
And you have to actually do something bad, you know what I mean?
But yeah, that's always been the thing I hate of most about seeds. That's what I love about rock leak
Obviously again to musty I got lucky so early on so we never got to see how that actually plays out
We did another series after obviously, but like you know I scored instantly
So it was like I had an instant gratification like I didn't care if I scored again or not
Because I already scored right but like again send it gets interesting when you take it a consideration
How many goals actually a thousand is the versus go one that I need because now it poses a question like I think if we do
200 to zero that like Zenz is gonna score 200
300 Zenz gets scored learn when you get to a thousand it gets really fucking interesting. You know what I mean
Asked Bernard. Okay, great, you know what? Great idea. No, great idea, bro. Let's ask Bernard.
We got to do, I got to go through a bunch of shit today. It's been a great fucking week.
Again, I'm so fucking happy I played Red Dead Redemption. I don't know. There'll probably be other games that come out.
But as it sits currently right now in my 24 years on the planet, Red Dead Redemption 2 is going to have the longest effect on me
on me than any other game ever like that's the most beautiful game I've played.
Like that game is a masterpiece in every aspect of the word.
Like I love that. I'm so fucking glad I play that game bro.
But okay, let's have a look.
Bernard, I got a question and a confrontation.
What would you like to hear first?
I think hit me with whichever one you're feeling first.
I'm ready for either the question.
All right, let me come fuck that.
I'm going to, yep, I'm going to confront you right now.
So Bernard, do you remember about one week ago when you told me to my face,
must he was going to score 100 goals on me?
Do you remember without his score?
I do remember that, and hey, I was just giving you a little motivation.
No, no, no, you did the opposite.
You said, if he wants to wage a $10,000, he's pretty confident.
I think must be Scotchipi. The rock of the skill gap is massive. Those are all of the things you said.
It might not be exactly bark or bark, but you fucking didn't believe in me Bernard. You didn't.
Okay Bernard, now kiss my hand.
Absolutely, they consider it done, I'm virtually kissing your hand right now as a sign
of self-respect, you definitely end it.
And this is why I love you Bernard, because you're one of the few men who can admit
when they're wrong, bro.
Now a lot of people are like, you Bernard, love you.
Now Bernard, I come, oh, I didn't even tell you, so Bernard, actually scored on Mustee in
the second goal, literally I scored the second goal, so it was one to one, I won the
in Sydney Bernard does that turn you on physically or sexually or both?
Well, Nick, let me just say I'm genuinely impressed and honestly, happy for you that you've
got out and I'm just say to celebrate the win with you.
No physical or sexual implications needed just to give you a game of respect.
Word to Brow.
So Bernard, I scored on the second goal against Musfi.
So now my question is this.
Do you know who Zen is, the Rocket League player Bernard?
You know who that is.
does that name ring a bell to you. Oh yes, and absolutely rings a bell. He's a super
talented rookie league player. Definitely one of those rising stars and a little
people who've been talking about. So yeah, yeah. Well then majority of the
Rocket League community, like if you were to ask probably a thousand people not all
but majority of them would consider them to be the greatest player of all time. I
asked my chat and they said the same thing. I asked you this Bernard. If I have a
999 gold lead against Zen.
What an high score of gold.
Be honest, you can tell me no,
just like you didn't get through must be.
Be honest, obviously Bernard Zen is levels above must be.
Obviously.
All right, Nick, I'll give it to you straight.
Honestly, if you had a 999 gold lead on Zen,
I think you'd absolutely get a gold at some point.
I mean, he's incredible,
but you're nice to ask yourself, say, yeah,
I believe in you, please go up.
in Bernard, that is why I fucking love you, my boy.
I knew you would come around, thank you, Bernard, thank you.
Have a beautiful, wonderful fan chat, but at this day, Bernard, I'll catch you on the flip side.
You've got a neck, boy, after it's a back yard, I'm sure you have an awesome day too.
I know, catch you next time, take care.
So chat, now I ask you chat, what do you think?
Who, okay, who would have been, what do you think, what, no, no, what do you think?
No, what do you think, chat?
No, no, what do you think?
No, who would win?
Me or Zen?
I have a 999 gold lead, Zen needs a thousand goals.
I need one.
Who would win?
Zen?
You know what, you're right.
Let's fucking pull this.
No, you're right.
Let's fucking pull this.
You're right.
No, let's legit, because I want to do this this week.
I want to lock him on Rocket League, this whole fucking week in place, I want to do this
this week.
Who would win, chat?
Realistically, a thousand goals in Rocket League would take how long.
For the people that play Rocket League, I know a lot of y'all play.
Wow.
Majority of Chad is saying Xana would score a thousand goals, but it's close though, wait, but
wait, but it's close.
Wait, but it's kind of close though.
I would take like three or four hours to see I think that's perfect like if it took 10 hours, it's literally just too long
But bro, Zen's gonna score so fast, you know what I mean like he's gonna instantly score?
Oh my god, look at this pole. See we cut chat. It's literally 50 50 which and I'm just gonna
I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I'll break the fucking fourth wall here. I go now. I legit admittedly don't know like I
I, against Musty, I was confident in myself, but not really.
I was more so confident in just the randomness of the game.
Whereas with Zen, also after Musty scored 100 goals on me, that changed my perspective too,
because you know how we ran it right after.
I was still trying, like I'm not gonna bullshit you guys, I was trying.
Every time we played on a Chinese score.
But with this it's a little bit different because like I forgot to tell me this it was you
do tenacity or alpha tap them's one of them. But they literally said like if I play a pro
they'll score a hundred thousand goals like that's gonna be what they said. So I don't know I really
know about this one this one if Zen scores a thousand straight like Rocket League has the biggest
yoga out of any game I played there's no other game I played like that. But we'll see bro he is
Why do you regard it as the greatest rockley perable time? I already follow in Zeno Twitter. I'm going to text him today. I'm going to text him today
And we'll start this up real chat. We will lock this shit in bro dead us. We will lock this shit in bro dead fucking ass
Lock it in dead rat. He's frex no, I know I know I know
Lp think of it. It's your one
Complex now chat. He's the next thing I wanted to talk about now that we got that locked away wait. What a chap
about 53% of the votes went to me.
Wow, it's closest shit though.
Now, to that next thing we need to talk about,
what is the next story game we should merit on?
I was thinking personally, we should do GTA 5.
What do you guys think?
I think GTA 5 takes less time,
but I think it's also peakest fuck.
What do you guys think we should merit on next outside,
because we just did it right never to do.
What do y'all think?
We should probably run a poll on this to be honest,
so we can figure out what you guys want.
GTA 6, obviously I'm gonna play GTA 6.
I'm gonna play the whole story game when that drops,
but I've never played GTA 5 story
aside from the first mission.
I feel like everybody played that.
Okay, I see a lot of people saying the last of us.
I've seen a lot of people saying,
let's fill out this poll.
Let's give you guys five options.
Um, because I actually want to do another marathon, maybe not this month, but like in the next couple of months, um, what game do we marathon next?
Cause I'm going to be honest, I personally didn't realize how peak story games work, because I've never played a story game until I've never done it.
That game legitimately like altered my life and like anyone who says that like it's
Corny to say that a video game can change your life. You have not played red pepper
down to you too. Do you read end of story like story games can like a lot of the games
I play it's just like online competitive games whatever but like story games can actually
genuinely change you as a person which is so fucking cool because I never knew that you know, but
But what store I should probably add in the story game to this.
Now I'm going to say the five games I've seen the most people are questioning.
Obviously GTE-5 is a big one, GTE-5 is a big one.
I think that would be a bang or a strain.
Then we have the last of us, I've seen a lot of people recommending that game, it's
God of war, story game, people say God of war.
People say God of war, is that story game chat?
Ghost of Sushima,
Ghost of Sushima Detroit become human.
Okay, I've seen a lot of people say this one.
Detroit becomes human, I've seen this one.
Chad, we need two more, two more.
It's God of war, story game, God of war,
God of War, yes, they're one game of the year, okay, wait, so chat, what God of War is
a God of War, Ragnarok, which one is it, because I don't create toasts from God of War,
right?
God of War, Ragnarok, right?
Okay, now what is the last game we should add in here, for the next game we should
I saw people saying the walking dead too. I saw people saying the walking dead as well.
I saw people saying that too.
I've seen a lot of people saying ghosts and sushi. I've never heard of that.
I'm not never heard of that. I have lots of us all in there.
expedition 33 is at high-rise call them. Y'all eyes will stop, brother.
Is there a ringing in your house? Like a ringing noise?
Yes, that would be a vacuum I think.
Oh, yeah, okay. What's your deal? What's your deal, dude?
It's ruining your experience and I care a lot about the chat, and it's just ringing.
Okay, it should have just stopped, right?
It should have just now stopped.
Not because I hear it in my head.
Now it's just bouncing around and then hitting the wall.
Brother, if you have a lift, if you fuck you,
okay, I'm gonna hang up for my mental stability.
If you have a lingering ringing noise, go to a doctor or a local physician.
Hi, guys.
That's not my problem.
There's the way a vacuum causes that.
Now, Jack, what is our last story game?
I love it how he calls me.
He immediately starts barking at me.
It's like, bro, sign notes to remake.
Your Jack is Expedition 33 and fucking, is that a fucking story game?
Chat, is that a fucking story game?
I saw the game one game of fear.
It has to be good.
If you win Game of Fear, it literally has to be peak.
Alright, chat, let's do this.
Mods!
Mods, moderators, run a poll on these five games right here.
What story game do we marathon next?
I have a feeling GTA is gonna win,
but I don't know.
I also haven't feeling last of us could win, too.
I heard that game is like sin number.
Jack, run a pool on these five games right here.
And then vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Yo, my name is Mayan, thank you for the follow up.
Offer, thank you for the follow up.
Z, thank you for the follow up.
God of wars on there.
Jixie, last of us is the best story game ever made.
I don't know, bro, red dead on there.
Okay, chat vote. It looks like GTA's winning. I had a feeling this was gonna happen.
Bro, wow GTA's winning and last of us is in a second place.
Wow, so by the looks of this poll.
It looks...
Bro, it looks like we have to play GTA V and last of us.
Like it looks like we have to marathon both of these games in 2026. I'm not gonna lie.
a little line. Falcon with the five gifted, Falcon,
appreciate the five gifted to put it in my ass.
Falcon, Falcon, put it in my ass.
Put it in my ass. Okay, now Jack, what we should
view is we should run one more poll with the other
games like for example, those of Sushima and the
walking dad. Thought, stop, stop. The ringing is back.
Yo, have eyes, have eyes, have eyes, have eyes. It's a
vacuum, I need you to relax a little bit. It's probably going to be back to me for five minutes.
If you're going to have a mental breakdown over there, I buy a celebino. It's a vacuum,
doofus. Recove with the five gifted. Lotta with the prime. Recove put it in my anus.
Max with the five gifted. Let's go to the W Max in here.
Chat, I know there's a ring! I got that! How do we think about it?
All right, here's what we're going to do, chat.
We're going to run one more poll on the next story game we're going to play.
We're going to keep GTA, I'm going to remove every other option because GTA 1 pretty convincingly.
And then we're going to add in Ghost of Sushima, and we're going to pull this against
GTA and keep these win.
Ghost of Sushima, the Walking Dead, what else, chat, what else do we add?
So you can use some mute and hide the face cam.
All right, let me get this straight.
No, no, no, no, no.
You want me to mute my stream and hide my face cam?
Why?
What the fuck?
What legitimate?
Hi guys, why would you listen to that absolute fucking dumbass?
Hi guys, why listen?
Why would you listen to an absolute dumbass who came into the chat?
Came into the chat?
Says and I'm not going to say anything.
The fucking mic! I'm here to the mic!
Hi, guys, I ask you this.
If somebody in the chat comes in and says,
Hey, Jinky, can you mute the stream and turn off the face camera?
Let's ignore him, hi, guys.
Can you do that favor for me?
Hi, guys. Maybe we should ignore him.
Clearly he's a hateful doofus, right?
He's a hateful fucking dumbass, right?
Hi, guys. Stop touching it, the mic.
Stop touching to the mic.
I've never even read that message before.
Hey, Jinccy, can you turn off the face cam
and mute the mic, thanks?
And then, stream what?
Stream what exactly?
What do you want the stream to be for?
Oh, a fucking PC wallpaper?
What do you want the stream to be?
Can you turn off your face cam and mute your mic?
Jinccy, it's still ringing.
Yo chat, that ringing noise is good.
for the next 10 minutes because my brother's back.
RJ, I think we're gonna five get to it.
RJ, bend me over and cream pie my ass.
Yo moderators, run a poll.
GTE5, or, child, what game do we play next?
What story game do we play next?
GTE5, the Walking Dead, Ghost of Sushiima,
what else chat?
It looks like GTE5's gonna win.
So people who say in red dead redemption one,
we can throw that on there as well.
Don't red dead redemption one on there too.
Clipping guru with the five gifted,
clipping guru, thank you for the five gifted.
I fucking love you, my brother,
clipping, put it in my ass.
Chat, yeah, you guys can put the last
that was back on there.
Put the last that was back on there.
Cause if did get closed second,
Danny with the five gifted,
let's hear the W, Danny in the chat.
Danny, fuck me in the ass,
W, Danny in the chat,
I can't even get my boy.
Appreciate you.
I can't even get my boy.
All right, so here's the poll.
What's the where again do we play next?
G, G, G, G, five.
The last of us,
Ghost of Sushima,
Red Dead Prediction 1,
and whatever the,
what was the other one I forgot,
I forgot the other one.
Oh, the Walking Dead.
Chat, do me a favor,
vote on this last poll here.
Guys, it looks like GTA 5 is our next game.
Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like GTA 5,
it's gonna be our clear winner here.
Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like GTA 5
is gonna be the next story game in marathon.
I don't know when I'm gonna do it,
I'll give y'all a date when I wanna do it.
It's just the only thing about marathoning a game
is like I have to have like two or three
to ascribe literally in doing nothing.
Paul stream or off stream, right?
Let's lock that in.
That was the plan anyways.
We're going to do Red Dead and GTA.
The next story game we're going to marathon is GTA 5.
Craft with the follow-up, beasty with the follow-up,
right here with the follow-up.
All right, chat.
Without further ado, let's do some clutch points.
Guys, that was so productive.
That was productive 20 minutes of my human fucking existence.
Appreciate your all-boys for helping out.
Chat.
So things that are coming this week.
Jinksy versus Zen, 999 this year, in Rocket League.
Locked.
I gotta find today, Rosanne can do it.
We ran a poll.
Chat hasn't had about a 50, 50.
Chat has about a 50, 50.
We'll see what fucking happens.
Well, that would be the day when we figure out
how big this skill gap actually is in Rocket League
because that dude is the goat of Rocket League.
Like the goat, multi-time world champion, bro.
So, chat, without further ado,
send me to the fucking plant.
Let's get it!
Jab it out for a video.
Send it to the clip.
Last thing I want to say,
thank you so much to everybody
who not only watched the Red Dead stream,
it was the longest you might ever did,
but even if you tuned in for like 10 seconds,
I'd love y'all boys.
And thanks to everyone who enjoyed it,
I saw so many people over the last 15 hours
of just comments and people who'd love the stream.
Thank you guys, I fucking love y'all.
The next game we're gonna do is GTA V,
for sure I heard that story mode
is almost as peak as Red Dead.
So I'm locked from, I really think I'm going to get into an arc where I place the
game because Red Dead is like, back game is life altering, right?
Laterally. But yeah, first clip of the day, chat, appreciate it out motherfuckers.
All right, let's do it a shit. First clip of the day, man. First clip of the day.
Let's get it. Let's go. God, it feels good to say first clip of the day every day.
Is this a red dead clip? I'm not even showing. I think this is a red dead clip.
I instantly recognize because of the chords on the left.
Wait, let me zoom in my camera, chat with you to lock in for this clip session.
We're gonna do clips for the next hour, send in clips chat.
If you want to get reacted to you, now is a great chance to send it to the clip room.
Send it to the funny clip, good clip, competitive clip, whatever.
First of all, today is our red dead clip, y'all.
Is that Arthur?
That doesn't even look like Arthur.
What?
His hair's blonde.
That doesn't even look like or for what is this where is he?
I don't remember doing any of this. Is this a side quest? Explore the basement. What?
Skoles
Skoles god's candles axe
Flanking you flanking you
Is he using a sword up, Charry?
What does that say?
Eliza, oh my god.
Thracia Eliza, balloon.
What?
Have you come for me?
Oh, what's this? Oh,
Master Surprise.
Or maybe it's both.
Maybe it is a Master Surprise,
even though you knew I was going to be here.
Okay, I'm going to 100% say this with honesty and accuracy.
This dude has served at least some point in time in a jail cell.
So, let no. There is a 150% chance. This man has been arrested before.
100% I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
Which is it?
Who even is this?
You should think about that.
Save yourself.
Thinking about what's about to happen.
Now, I'm not going to lie, it's not going to be nice, and fun, I mean, it'll be fun for me,
but it won't be nice for you.
This dude somehow found Daxter Morgan, the crooked version in red dead redemption too.
It's like an evil version of Dexter Morgan.
Oh my god.
Good night.
Great day.
I wish you a good night.
Arthur has so much.
I love it.
How after all of that, that's what our process.
Okay.
Definitely a side quest.
That looked fucking big.
I'm not gonna lie.
How did you even end up in that situation?
Let's give it a day.
Next, you put it in the day, come in from 4-GOM.
First, our sixth clip of the day.
GT4-GOM.
I believe I've watched some of your clips before.
If I remember correctly, this guy's pretty good.
Yep, definitely going to be good.
Twitch F2 Black Ice with the Jc Charming of the White Attachments game.
This is comp, this is what gamers wear.
3v5's shoot it every out.
Wait a minute.
Look at the top right of the screen.
This dude has an Xbox player cut into PC lobbies.
That is all right.
I know it's PC because PlayStation and Xbox can't get periods in their name and this kind of security
Only PC can get here in the name.
Good night, not a bad 3-5 handle!
Good night!
My new zombie! Good night!
Wow, wow, legitimately, wow. For a controller player in a PC lobby, I'm going 8.3
out of 10. Very solid clip. Like ridiculously solid clip. That's how we start off
Today who is haven't haven't I don't even know who this is not Charlie
Wow, I'm going 8.3 out of 10 no cap no cap whatsoever 8.3 out of 10 very good clip
Next lip of the day coming in from Ian rocks 74 Ian, let's see what we're working with my brother
Second on six remember that
Okay, stop your Lean Spamming.
I'm already pissed off, and today's a good day too.
I'm trying to not make this a bad day,
but if I see people Lean Spamming,
I'm gonna blow a gasket.
This produces nothing.
All this does, it's make your aim worse.
Lean Spamming literally does nothing.
It doesn't make you harder to hit, nothing.
It just makes your aim worse.
Court like terrible.
That is a bad habit, drop it now.
I never understood why R6 characters scream at the top of their lungs that they're
remoting. If I was in a real battlefield, my herd might enemy yelling to reloading.
I would immediately just run at them.
You're doing it again. You're doing it again. You're doing it again. Bro, you're a
lean spammer. I get immediately telling the first kill to subbad habit because there
There's no reason to be doing all that.
The only time, and I mean only, I mean only time you should be
leaning spamming is when you're quick peeking.
Now, what is this?
What even is this?
What up, mate?
Close try to the door.
Close try to the.
Dugging dogs to flashbang?
Listen to me about eyes really, really blinding.
He gets a blinded eye.
Don't even care that you got a blind kill.
Listen.
If you don't put an end, if you don't put a flash warning on every future clip you send
into the rest of your life in, I would have every moderator in this stream, forcefully
remove you on every twitch account you own.
In, you won't be banned with force.
If I ever get another clip from you again without a flash warning, that's messed up, somebody
going to near Mayab Eponipsy.
You don't do what is this?
I'm just going to assume this is AI generated, because this is the world where we're
be coming. This is the world we're stepping into where I don't even know what images or videos
are real anymore. Fourth clip of the day coming in from XX Salad first time clip, first time
clip or like 99% of the time when I'm opening a clip I can recognize if I've ever seen this
gamer time before it's a rock and me clip. This is this guy's first ever clip it's a rock
Let's see, I love the Rocket League clips. Keep them coming.
Okay, very basic goal, really nice goal, animation.
Very, I'm going to be honest, I could have scored that. You walked in there, bro.
I'm guessing this is not going to be a low rank, right?
I actually can't tell if this is a little right.
That's clip of the year.
Was that a pinch on a side wall?
Marked, best clip of the year, not even close.
Best clip of the year, I'm just going to keep it straight up.
And he has a goofy PFP.
Now here's a guy who knows ball.
Luffy is probably top three greatest individual anime characters ever.
One because it was Borough Compass,
to, he's just very lovable, very funny, very cute.
But maybe just because of Luvie's morals,
I think Luvie is a person where everybody
can learn from Luvie Brown.
He's a literally a goat.
If you've never watched one piece, it is a grind.
There's a lot of dry points in it,
but it is a peak show, and I think every human being
asked to watch one piece.
Luvie's just peak, right?
Luvie's a peak human, right?
Luvie's just peaked.
Very good clips that chat.
Very good clip session.
This clip session right here so far is part of my favorite clip session of the year.
The red dead clip was peak, that was peak, the siege clips are peak, great session right now, Chad.
And now that I said that, someone's going to destroy it with a horrible clip.
Alright, next to the day is coming in from Orviki. Now, a couple of things I want to say.
Whenever you see somebody with an unpronounceable gamer tag like this, they're probably champion.
It's sad, but I don't know what it is, with siege kids specifically, but like every siege kid in a diamond or champion lobby, you can't even pronounce their name or tag.
I'm a victim of it. I don't even name myself, Chinksy. Like, what did that give me?
But like, whenever you see a kid with a gamer tag like this, they're probably just champion in siege, not any other games, just fair warning.
And why would you look at that? He has a champion chart.
And he's using Warden SMG-12 or VK, a Machinolide,
haven't seen your clip yet, but right now you're moving like a sheep.
You're moving like a clone, bro.
You're a clone.
You're using the SMG-12 with an impermanentable gamer tag on Warden.
You probably haven't reinforced since the Obama administration.
Okay, I'm just going to tell that blacken in this, bro.
You probably don't help your team at all.
Let's see your aim, though.
I don't want to like jump to the gun here,
but I'm like 89% sure this guy's mouse on console.
But I'm think this guy's out.
Did you just reload with 31 bullets?
I told myself a lot of peace journey,
so I'm actually not gonna light up my camera right now.
Did you just reload, oh, he reloaded 29 bullets?
Brother man, I ever do something like that again.
blocking you. There's not a singular habit in C's that's worse than that. Good night.
I would be for that. Here's what I would do. I would crouch an arc of C4 to land on the
The bottom pillar of the window sound to explain this guy, but that's just me though, I'm also not here.
Good name.
He's cheating.
No, hey, hey.
He's cheating.
God is my witness.
He's cheating.
No one moves like Adam control.
Oh my god.
I don't know if I should start like,
You're just like he's cheating, but my god that last shot was gross.
Yeah, but probably out of like, I kind of despise you.
I've never even met you.
I've never been spoke to you, but I've kind of despised you.
I'm not even gonna blind.
You're using Warden SMG12.
I know you're sinned.
Like I know for a fathure's him.
No control to play or looks like that.
And then your gamer tag is impermanentable. It's like you're just a stereo typical like seeds ticked on kid like literally
Your whole personality seat like it. I kind of despise you. I've never been met you. You might be a great guy. You're probably not
You might be a great guy, but you're probably not
He has the impermanentable gamer tag. He has an anime profile picture. He's probably never even watched anime
Right, because like a Naruto PFP. It's pretty basic
like if you actually have like bad work,
you're gonna go deeper with your PFP selection.
And then it's like on top of that,
you're zooming on console and you're using Word in SM212.
I know for a fact you haven't reinforced
since the Obama administration.
It's just everything about it, it's triggering them.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, I justify it so you've never even met you, bro,
which is like, you're doing everything in your power
for that to happen.
I normally won't describe you if I've never spoke with you,
but if I actually just find you off of just an act,
like, I'm gonna come on.
You get on the mic, you probably have like the most gamer
accent ever, like the most strong C jacks
and ever like, nasally voice.
Hold my nerves, dude.
Jake, see, one people on me on the number one channel.
Did you send the clip?
As ready to send it to the clip, bro.
I just farted on my monitor.
Thanks for letting me know, I appreciate it.
Better call Pete with the 25 gifted Pete,
value over and plow me in the app.
Let's get a WP in the chat.
Pete, my boy.
Pete, what a 205.
Please, Daddy.
First time, please react.
Love the first time Clippers, keep them coming.
Is it got a load?
Be money.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Your clip is not loading brother.
You might be cut.
I'm not I'm just gonna be honest your clip is not I'm not doing I think you're cook
Hey, jinxie mute your mic. Uh, what I'm not bleeding my mic. I'm not bleeding my mic bro. I'm not bleeding my mic
L clip session
Get it a bit a bit a bit a bit exactly a bit of your water. Is that exactly a bit of your water my guy?
Jinksy Martin wants to transform you. What do you mean?
Martin wants to transform you.
Wait, like Martin wants to get me like, she wants to get me like a makeover, like get me muggy.
Wait, what's really?
I'm down, bro. Wait, dead at apps.
Martin wants to ascend you. Bro, I'm down. I'm down.
Masked if you want to come to Florida.
All right, to stop yet again.
So who's this on the other team?
I'm legitimately curious.
Brother, you're in the heat of battle.
You just got done with a three-second gun fight
and you decide to lay down underneath
the mechanical bowl and produce the maximum amount of sound.
By the way, how are we doing this?
Bro, you went from shooting the sky to the floorboards.
How are we doing this?
Legitimately, how are we doing this?
What are you doing?
What have you said to the city?
Are you playing the game 30 minutes a day?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have a sex life?
Because if you do, these are the problems
that lie within your game plan.
What are you doing?
Horrible, Ray.
I'm full of that, I'm standing.
And I know that he lays that.
It's like, what are you doing, bro?
So, Jack, Martin wants to come to Florida.
Let me get this straight.
Let me get it straight.
Martin wants to come to Tampa and give me, like,
and, like, ascend to me, I'm down, bro.
I'm 100% down.
There's, like, a couple days that I can't,
but, like, most days I can.
Martin said, you were a child.
You're the only guy type in that.
Wait, I think Martin's calling me.
I think Marta's calling me.
Yo Marta, what's good, bro?
Most of her just include an ambission
and we keep noticing no one will go back.
Yeah, what's up, bro?
Um, so did you see what I meant to find this?
Dude, I actually did it, I did it.
Okay, okay, man, I see you.
You wanted to shoot your shot as one,
or get it done a day.
Yeah, it's more of like my dad
and wants me to do it long story, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, what's the thing don't you understand from you got to do you have a lot of sexual wait for real back in the gym
Yeah, I do to be honest road like a lot of people in my comments say I never mocking and like I
All they say like they say I nerfed myself which like it's not that I nerfed myself
I just never really cared you know what I mean
Yeah, maybe we should maybe we should yeah
Okay, just do text me like any dates like give me like a week and a week notice and I'm back
Bet bet bro I bro
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right
Chat walk bro chat y'all always say I nerfed myself. I need a lock-in. I'm a fucking child
Uh, jinxy, you're a child of jinxy, you're a fat-lar of shit.
Yes.
Matt, Martin's going to help me lock you in, bro.
No, no, let's do it.
Chat, no, let's legitimately do it.
Chat, what do you mean, mob?
I literally didn't even show his face besides for two seconds.
How am I mobbed?
No, chat.
Let's do one date with, like, we'll go like four hours of me just
knocking you in, bro.
No, lots.
Let's do it.
100% down.
Horrible thing.
Shmurda, I don't ever want to see you
prefiring ever again.
Is that understood?
There's certain human beings
who are capable of prefiring.
You are not.
Brother, I didn't even know the R4C had
recoil until this clip.
What are you doing?
You somehow managed to hit the windowsill
more than the guy.
You didn't even hit the guy.
Bro, brother, brother, you hit the window sill
More than you made it in between the window sill
What the fuck are you doing?
No, legitimately, what are you doing?
Don't ever want to see you preferring again?
You're not ready, my boy. You're not ready.
Oh god, you're not ready, my boy.
According to the five getters,
Corey put it inside me.
You know what, why don't you pick flowers while you're out of the crowd?
No, let's go picking for Daisy, right?
You want to pick some daisies with me?
Brother, what are you doing?
Legitimately, you're lolly gagging around.
Oh, what are you like?
There's 30 seconds left.
You want to pick up daisies or sunflowers or millies?
What do you want to do, bro?
There's 30 seconds left.
I'm staring out of the wall.
Hold on.
I can't tell if this was good or the luckiest thing I've ever seen.
Okay, it was the luckiest thing I've ever seen.
I just wanted to be clear, because he didn't hit the window sales six times.
Your chat, Howard y'all typing mocked after I literally hung up on the phone from Marlon 10 minutes ago.
Howard y'all still typing mocked.
Chat and I actually still mocked.
Josh, take him to cheer for it. My guy, Josh, let's get him to have you off. No chat. I think that's a great idea.
We do one day where Martin helps me lock in. Because, Jack, y'all always say,
kick to your feet locked in, find out how actually lock in for one day.
And we'll see you the results we get. We'll see you the results.
Thanks to who do you got winning bills or Broncos?
I got the bills winning brother.
I got the bills winning that game.
Like I said, my Super Bowl prediction is Bill's versus Rams,
Corey with the 10 gifted, Corey stroke me.
Post left.
Stop.
In this scenario, you should be prefiring.
Like, I don't, here's the thing, I never will recommend new players.
I can tell you, no, by the way.
I'll never recommend new players to pre-fire,
but when you literally have somebody dead to write in a corner,
and you know he's in this corner, let's pre-fire, too.
Like, you're like asking to lose this gunfire, too.
Let's pre-fire.
to Cook for haste not to look free to
Defense.
Survivante's same. What's warden doing like
this is what I've wrote warden if Ipre got you
on my team. warden. I could shout
off my console and never play the
scheme again. I just watch you sprint
Sprint into a guy twice and then it even, what are you doing?
I'm confused. When you're aiming this high, are you trying to shoot Yau Ming or like
Shaquille O'Neill? No one is this tall, bro. What are you looking at?
Okay, that's better. I guess that's a little bit
Sweet mother of pearl
All right, Nathan, I want to be as respectful as possible when I say this to you.
Let's take that F2 out of your hands permanently.
You can't control the recoil on this gun if your knife depends on the brow.
I don't want to put this light beam when I say this. This is some of the worst recoil control I've ever seen and by the grace of God
You have a diamond charm. I don't know how that happened. I sure reshicted an Americano
Thank you for the five gifted
Bend me over
Stop the name you actually I'm gonna be honest you cleaned it up at the end there. It was pretty bad
But you did clean it up at the end there. I'm not even going to hold you do you cleaned it up on the end
I literally thought forgot everything. I was even just saying I'm not going to lie
I'm legitimately is that um
Pad man that's Pad man isn't it, bro?
Probably top five battles females of all time
Kind of think that's Pad of man, right? That is Pad of man
Probably top five battles females of all time
Diablo, they can put it to your body. Yeah, not a report man. Yep. Yes, bro. Not a report man. Top five all-time.
I'm out of the ball.
You know, Dincsey, when is the batty hug revival coming? Oh, will you're a first time chatter?
Let's make it your last time chatting. Will we're not doing a batty hug revival stream?
How do you want that to go? Well, have you planned that out beyond the first five seconds?
Well, what do you want me to do bro? I'm just gonna get banned. Like what type of stream is that?
This guy's gamer tag is foot cream. I'm not trolling
Stop
Are you using a shotgun on sledge?
Brother man. I legitimately it's taking every boat in my body to not sock you in the jar right now. No, like
Every boat in my body is going into not socking you you're using a shotgun on sledge. This isn't a joke. Like this game's not a joke, bro
Like what are you doing? You're joking around?
you teammates are using fuse, I gotta probably just to go and then recruit.
There's one guy on your team who's taking this serious,
rest in peace to young elves, having one of those emo.
Wait, I'm not gonna lie, that was actually really smart.
Wait, I'm not, that was actually really smart, for this dad.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold.
This turned into aura.
Oh my, okay wait, no, no, wait a minute, this is aura.
door up.
All right, all right, brother, I'm just going to keep it a buck with you.
This turned into my favorite clip on the day.
I had this turn into my favorite clip on the day dude, I'm just going to keep it a buck.
I had zero faith.
Okay.
happening like chat like please don't tell me this is real, right? Is this AI
or real? Like bro what is this? Mount, Mount, Mount. Bro, what is this clear
dude?
Hey, jinxie, when is the junko x-th-body blue verse 1000 men's stream?
Uh, I've, this is why I try to say we need to get more moderators in here who are
on higher alert because this guy's running rampant.
How's he even able to type that?
When is the Jinksy body blue Versa 1000 men's stream?
You want me to stream getting plowed by a thousand men?
Like, bro, what?
Hi, guys.
Great idea.
No, it's not.
It's a terrible idea.
Hi, guys.
Let's clean this chat up, dude.
Tad thinking about it.
Pire me.
Sign me up.
Ah, chat.
Let's get a couple of things straight.
No one in this chat is cracking me, bro.
And I need to know what in this chat is cracking me.
Let's get that straight.
No one's cracking me in here, dude.
I'm gonna be a part of the 1000 man.
No you're not, dude, you're not banging me.
What about high vows?
Who going stop me?
Amazing idea.
We, yes, we are cracking.
Next come out of the day, come in from Mike.
Mike, let's check it out.
I'm still going to work with here, Mike.
Mike, let's see if we're going to work with it.
I'll be the 1,000 fan.
Oh, stop.
I have a lot of questions.
First off, why is the other team even breaching this wall
to begin with?
I'm afraid it's going to fall.
Second, Mike, great 4K, great quad kill.
I'm gonna give you your flowers, right?
But that'll be just gonna take them away.
No one shot them, but it'll act like you might.
Mike, do you want a chocolate chip cookie?
What do you want?
Mike, no one shot them, but it'll act like you.
That's probably at maximum of silver, Bobby.
In Bro, it might not even be a silver lobby.
Wait, Rocket League Clip, Lockham.
Wait, second Rocket League Clip, but today, Lockham voice,
Lockham.
All right, I can just already tell this guy's better than me just by how he's moving.
What language is that?
They're staying under a king.
For a sec, Dutch.
Wait, Dutch is what they speak in the Netherlands, right?
Your admitted is what they speak in Germany, right? It's two different things.
But then, chat, the thing that confuses me is why do they say,
Speckensy Deutsch? Why do they, that's confusing me?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie at Mog. Like, rock and lead is the one game we're like,
I'm really into it, but I'm terrible at it. Like, brother,
I could never do this. Whatever you just did, the cancel thing, the like, brother, I could never even do that, bro.
Mop. Like, I'm not gonna lie. Mop, dude.
Do it's different than Dutch. See, but that's always the thing that confused me when I was a kid.
Because I thought in Germany I thought they spoke Dutch because I remember like German people in like movies and stuff would be like
I thought German people spoke Dutch, but they speak German and people from the Netherlands speak Dutch.
That's why I got confused.
Evo Damass.
Hey bro, that's a legitimate, confusing thing bro.
What do you mean Evo Damass?
That is a legitimate, good question.
And it's Deutschland, it's Deutschland.
So I'm like, okay, Deutschland, they speak Dutch, but I was wrong.
I was wrong, but chat, now I know, you feel what I'm saying?
Now I know, I don't think of it as a...
Evil Yapper, Revive Red Dead, bro, you can't revive a solo single player game, bro.
It's not even a thing.
In Belgium they speak Dutch too.
No, I know, I know.
Bro, is there other countries where they speak Dutch?
like in Netherlands, Belgium, um, bro, what about like Luxembourg? Doesn't Luxembourg speak Dutch too?
Austria speaks Dutch? What other countries? What does Luxembourg speak?
Yeah, see I was right, Chaat Luxembourg. W knowledge, thank you, bro.
See bro, I have some world models, bro. I know my stuff.
Alright, I got another wrongly clip coming in from how do you do that?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
How do you just get the ball to spawn in on his car?
I need to learn how to do this.
Bro, he just got the ball to spawn on his car.
What was that?
See, y'all are not good at this game.
Like, I don't know how to do this.
How do you do that?
It's in training mode of the D-pad?
Whoa, that was clean.
I think that was a musty flick at the end.
Yeah, mode again, bro, I'm not good at this game.
Like I wanna get good.
Like I wanna get to that level.
Like, bro, if there's ever a world man,
If there's ever a world where I hit Grand Champion,
like that would be so cool, bro.
Or even like Diamond, bro.
Like that would be so cool.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
So never.
Next to the day is this 2K,
Bradleyman sent the 2K to live in weeks.
Oh, they got mask off.
They got mask off, bro.
Wait, Chad, I can.
Wait, I've never seen that mask off.
What is that?
Let's up a man up in the oil.
Yeah, I'm not even tweaking, but is that the Sacramento Kings mascot that lion?
Terrible defense bro, I don't know how y'all are even in this game.
Yeah, bro, I'm just gonna keep it a buck. I'm not impressed by this. You're definitely 35 years old, and you're probably a slasher, and you're just going to run the game.
Bro, the most cringe 2K clips you can send me is like, if you have slashing takeover and
you're just rim running, it's like bro, I don't care. Only ux do that. You're not good
at 2K. Bro, the reason why slashes are like doing worse 2K players is because they
have no good shot selection and they just force it. And then eventually they'll have
one game where they heat up, they get a couple of contact layups, a couple of contact
and then they get their take over.
I'm not gonna lie, I've been slashes have slashed cake
in duke, it is the most age thing to defend
because you literally just get crammed on the entire time.
You know nothing?
Hey buddy, I've grinded like six to 10th.
Bro, I probably have more hours on duke, 16 and 17 combined
than you have on duke and your entire life,
hop off my wheel.
Bro, in duke, 17, I was like SS-3,
In 2K, 60 now is like SS2.
Hop off my dog, bro.
Who's up with us?
Hop on mind, Jigsie.
I'm not hopping on your wiener, bro.
What do you mean Hop Online?
All right, next to me today,
covered in from thug shaker.
Another Rocket League clip from the boy.
I'm gonna be doing this in a week, like I'm just gonna keep it in the book, I'm gonna be doing this out of the week, because this week, for Zenz,
One thing one, I'm gonna actually train my assholes like I'm gonna actually train my assholes. React. I'm super sonic. Wait, what?
Wait, never mind. He just called me a super sonic loser. When is the body blue 24-hour stream?
Ah, guys, I don't care how many times you guys ask me to do that. I'm not doing this. Like I'm not doing a body blue stream guys give it a rest
I'm gonna like die
Wait, this guy's standing is SSL. I'm not gonna lie. This guy's standing is SSL.
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no. Was that intentional? Did you mean to do that? Like, did you actually mean to do that?
I think I'm what? No, yeah, I'm what, 100% of what.
There's no way he meant to do that, right?
No, no, no, like there's no way.
I refuse to believe you meant to do that.
not SSL? Yeah, bro. Like isn't SSL literally just pro players and YouTubers and that's it?
Like bro, I don't even know if there's such thing as an SSL, that's not a pro or a content creator.
No.
Yeah, okay, here's my question. Not all time. How many SSLs are there in Rocket League right now?
like Xbox PlayStation, whatever, whole world. How many SSLs are there? Right now, like
a thousand, two thousand, one to two thousand. SSL's 0.08% of players. That is ridiculous.
Is this a red deck? It is another red deck clip covered in from Chris X.
Do it it's a prime man give them some money bro give them some money
Give them some money, bro
Please, can you spare some money for a blind man?
There you go, for us you mister truly you're a thing very awesome
Very awesome
Hello, someone there?
Wait.
If he's blind, how did he know you were trying to take his hat?
I don't know anything for a blind man.
Thank you for your kindness, reckon it's time I've shot a different spot.
I'm surprised no one's shot you for this.
I'm already touching a money, alright?
Sleep to it.
Okay, I really plan to take it easy.
Oh, he said he had found Mr. Blaze, no this hate of various spots.
Blaze, you let me free, I'm no fool.
Is he gonna start cracking him?
No, no, I'm gonna take.
Is he gonna start cracking him?
Oh my god.
I won't do it again, I swear.
best lip of the evening I'm not gonna hold you best lip of the evening
Where is he taking him where is he taking him?
video idea, Junko verse 1000 days. Again bro, mods, we gotta clean this up. We have to clean this
environment up. That's not a video idea dude, thank you. Wait, are you gonna? Yeah, he's gonna throw him in the
water and he's living in a drought because he can't swim.
Now I'm not gonna lie. In this specific scenario, he is on to Morgan wrong. He was
speaking to be blind dude, he was thinking to be blind dude, like is he wrong?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, this just destroyed red dead redemption for me, just looking at this fit.
What is this picture, bro? That is not my go. That is not my go. That is not my go.
Coke, take over to your one. Chat, what do you mean, Mark? Arthur Morgan's literally pregnant.
How is that a mock?
Also, again, just a double back on this chat.
If you guys are gonna give video ideas that you want to see in YouTube, that's great.
That's fine.
But if your video idea is Jake C. verse 1,000 penises,
it's not a video idea. You're just gonna get banned.
You know it's never gonna happen. It's just harassment, bro. You're just gonna get banned.
It's never gonna happen, dude.
He said 1,000 did.
Yeah, a thousand kids. We're not doing that bro. It's not a video idea
What language is this I have to know?
Punta messucy old rock
Spring du Lini, Chad of what language is this?
Polish got it got it got it got it. What am I best friends is composing dude?
his name is Lucas
sorry I don't know if it's lucky you're good though
Cap, Jinxie, you have no friends, appreciate that in my guy.
Like obvious bad friends do.
Right!
Horrible thing.
Alright, I can tell you either just got into the siege, or this is your first time ever
picking up a controller. Both options are bad. We need to work on your quick
peaking tape of release because right now they're minimal at best.
Good night!
Wait a minute, I might have not been familiar with you game.
I might have not been familiar with your game.
Sardin!
We're dating.
Why are we sprinting?
See?
Wow.
Polish siege.
We grow a lot of room there, three.
Look, bro, I'm gonna keep it in a buck.
You cleaned it up a little bit, and then all of the things you did cleaning it up.
You just ruined it by false brinching into the guy.
Listen, if you're gunner run around like a chicken with your head,
gutter off, play Call of Duty, do not let you see.
Like, it's just, it's disgraceful.
Like, you should never be false brinching into the objective on ADS.
When there's one guy left and it's rook, he's obviously going to be in the object.
You're asking the lose, bro.
But they called him do it, he's about.
But other than that, WPOL.
WPOL, they're about.
Nade, they give him out, but Nade, they've reached out to the bottom of my guy.
Appreciate you, my boy, Nade.
Now Chad, I got a question.
Before we get on rocketing and do our placement matches,
should we play some right toys. Bro, we also kind of do confidence here at the episode two,
sometime this week episode one was peeping. Next leg of the pie, next leg of the pie. Next leg of the
pie, back in the next, leg of the pie. Let's play a couple of siege games, man. BC in a number of
pie. Video idea. Jinccy Vs 10 inches. Yeah. So yet again, bro. These are the video ideas
that are going to give you a one way ticket to bandsville. Population you like
brother man you're just going to get banned. It's not funny it's not cool it's
not cute you're just going to get banned. Jake C. verse 10 inches you want me to
post that? No like you legitimately want me to post that chat vote in the
You want me to post that dude? Lazy Waffles with the Prime Minister of Lazy Waffles.
James, he stopped talking so much. I have a migraine of brother. I mean this with all of you respect.
That's not my problem. If you have a migraine, you probably shouldn't be blasting a twitch string.
I'm not gonna keep it down because you have a migraine. There's thousands of people in the stream
That's a narcissistic mindset bro. I'm not gonna keep it down because you have a migraine bro
El bully, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? El bully bro, am I wrong?
Lutu, they can follow
Lutu, am I wrong?
you just got canceled and then high-binds types jackass. Okay, I got canceled because this guy came in the stream and said to keep it down. I have a migraine. What do you want me to do about that, bro?
Bro, take a ad build or something dude. I or whatever you're doctor recommend. Like
Brother man, I'm not gonna keep it down just for you
Coverage thank you for your one. That's not a bully chat
Remember to check that over to cheer one
Have some respect brother no no no no no no no no no you got it all wrong he needs to so respect
Jack, Jack, just because you have a migraine, it doesn't need you demand silence
like for thousands of other people.
Next up today, wait, is this red dead redemption one?
It is.
Uh, what are these graphic?
Wait, what year was this made?
I'm going to be fair to red dead.
What year was this made?
Because I'm not even going to hold you, these graphics are chopped.
Wait, Chapsing Spoiler.
I got to get out of here.
Chapsing Spoiler, because I'm probably going to end up laying bed dead one.
Chapsing Spoiler, Waffle League of Nevada.
Junkos, sweaty balls.
Thank you for the follow-up.
Hey, dude, honestly.
Junkos, sweaty balls.
I appreciate the follow-up.
Do me a favor, bro.
Here's the door.
Listen, in chat, let me explain.
This guy steps into the stream and his name is Junkos sweaty balls. He's not going to produce a single positive message in the month that he'll be here.
It's not.
Jinksies lover 768. Appreciate the follow. Okay. Guys, what are these names?
He's a supporter. No, he's not bro. His name is his Junkos sweaty balls. Like he's not going to produce anything positive.
My balls actually weirdly enough don't really get sweaty that often. They don't really get sweaty chat
It's really weird. I feel them all the time because I love correcting my nuts
I feel like every man loves correcting his testicles, but bro my balls rarely gets sweaty
seriously
prove it all
What I'm not gonna prove to you that my balls are at sweaty right now, bro?
Are you crazy? You want me to pull out my balls? Don't answer that
Jinksie, you look very breedable right now
Mods remove him like my eight mods. Let's clean this shit it up today
Jinksie, you look very breedable right now mods clean it up. Let's go get him out of here
chat, why are you guys retweeting it?
Next good but today it's a 1-2 scenario you're losing 0-3 and you're staring out of
plant.
Can I ask why?
Alright, I just spawned into this clip but I'm going to take a guess.
It sounded like somebody moved their elbow around in bathroom and then there's another
guy close right at the door.
What I would do is if I was you, I would walk through the door on your left and pre-fire
close right.
Yeah, that's the bathroom guy that I literally called out.
Jinksy, can you sign my penis?
Greetings from Poland.
No, I'm not going to sign your penis.
a piece of paper, or like a hat, or literally anything other than your penis.
Good day!
Close the mouth.
How about my cheeks?
15 seconds left.
Close the mouth!
Thank you, it's black.
So yeah, as always terrible, let me explain why.
There's nine seconds on the clock. All she has to do is run away.
Chat W Club Session. Whether or not winning the poll, what's it rock the league or siege?
Chat, what ended up winning the poll? Was it rocked at league or siege?
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Rocket League, what?
Word to bro.
CHAP!
Y'all know what time it is, boys, you can tell by the title.
We're getting ranked in Rocket League tonight.
A, A, y'all can tell by the title.
Y'all can tell by the title.
We're getting ranked in Rocket League tonight, man.
Today's the day, y'all.
CHAP!
Today is the day we get ranked in Rocket League.
Now listen, I'm anticipating to get platinum or maybe even diamond, I'm not going to hold you today today we get rank and rock and lead also today and every day this week is preparation for the 90 90 zero versus
which I will be scoring in. You can doubt me if you want, shout out to all the
believers from all of the doubters. I'm gonna score on 10.
Alright, let me actually text Zen right now so I don't forget.
Let me text then literally right now as we speak.
Alright, boys, let's lock in man, let's lock in, now chat, like I said, rockin'
bigs little different, bro.
I'm after rockin' league, a lot of y'all are better than me.
Probably majority of y'all are a lot better than me.
Probably 95% of y'all are better than me, bro.
I'm still in my first week of Rocket League this time, my fifth time on the game.
I took three days off Rocket League to play Red Dead or four days.
So yeah, we know, we know. Yeah, I'm going to be watching chat.
It's time to do our placement matches. Listen, I spoke to multiple pros,
multiple creators. Everybody told me to play my placement games completely alone,
so I can get my legitimate rank. I'm expecting, expecting to get
or diamond often of placements. I don't expect to lose, I'm gonna lock in. Well, no, not diamond,
maybe flat, not diamond, not diamond, maybe flat, why's that laughing? Yo, chat, stop typing that stupid
This is Sadie Mo.
J.C. greetings from Greenland,
sending hate daily.
Appreciate that, man.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's do,
oh my god, I forgot about this.
Okay, chat.
Could we get this done tonight?
No, realistically.
We have to complete stage four of the new driver challenges.
Once we get this done, we're good to go.
Play 15 online matches that's got to happen easily win seven online matches in the 3v3 playlist. That's got that to easily
Get 15 saves
Wait, I haven't figured out. I just played trio's and play goalie chat. Let me complete the striker training a packet right now. Okay
Wait, wait, what level? What difficulty?
Bride forgot we have to finish our new driver challenges if we want to get a rank.
If we want to get our place for methods on log.
Complete striker training in the training play.
Let's add throw difficulty. Got it, love.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's do this.
Having played in the week.
And as the British labs would say, as the EU labs would say, that's top-binds mates.
No, like, that's buried. There's not a single keeper in planet universe who's saving that.
I hate to break it to you. That's better. That is top-binds, y'all.
That's what I do, y'all. That's what I do.
And that is why you never tell the Bay Herbie.
No, quarter to day, quarter to day, never tell the Bay Herbie.
No, quarter to day, let's do it.
Let's turn this into inspiration.
That's why you never tell the Bay Herbie.
See baby, how big is it?
Mops, Mops, I'm begging you.
I'm not even asking.
Mops, I'm begging you for how big.
Jinks to you, how big is it?
Is there any Mops in here?
How it, no, how is this pro difficulty?
How is this pro difficulty?
No, no, how is this pro difficulty?
Jack, what do you mean, son?
So, turn!
Press R, B to be sad.
We'll take it again!
Yeah!
I need that gold animation that goes.
That's the best gold animation in the game.
I need that gold animation.
What the heck y'all think I'm gonna get placed today?
What?
So, Chad, what event y'all think I'm gonna get placed today?
Bronze, Bronze, Bronze, Bronze, Bronze, Plastic, Unranked, Bronze, Maximum, Plastic,
Guys, I already checked plastic's not a real rank. Stop being an asshole. I'm not gonna get bronze placement, y'all
I was not trying to do that I'm gonna keep it a bean
Yo, it it comes I was on a red dead. I'm not warm up right now. I'm not warm up
I gotta wait, I gotta wait on it, huh?
Got him, huh?
Well, this game is not easy, man. God. This game is hard. See, the problem is, that's a shot on goal, but the problem is,
It is any keeper with 11 brain cells is saving that.
You don't need that for the issue.
It's like watching a baby walk for the first time, yo bro, my gameplay is not that bad, shut the fuck up!
My game today is not that bad, bro.
No name, thank you for the cheer button, no name, appreciate you.
Get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there.
Brother's game is so hard, I'm like God.
I'm very addicted to this game, though, dude.
Rota, I just feel like this game is built for me, bro, legit.
Bro, if we're a controller game, that's based on stock or like this game is built for me, dude.
I don't know how, what took me 10 years to play this game?
Get him out!
Now that is Barry. I'm not gonna lie. A lot of keepers are not dead. No, that's Barry.
If I can get my finishing to where I can just start. Barry and it, like that Barry, that one was Barry.
It's evolving. It's trying. It's learning. I'm not like a rock. I'm a human. It's not. I'm not a it.
80% not bad. It did take a hundred tries though.
All right, boom. That challenge is over. Okay. What do we have next?
I'm doing my placement matches today. I don't give a fuck.
So what do we got next? What do we got next?
Boom, boom, boom, got it on, okay?
So, alright.
Now all that's left to do is just play the 3v3 playlist, but I should be golding that way and get my saves in.
Then we can get ranked chat, lock in, let's go first game of the day. First, rock a new game in a week, dude. Like, I'm locked.
Got him, Louie Lock.
But no, I do this game is built for me, bro.
It's a controller game based on soccer.
It's like, bro, this is built for me.
Literally.
Alright, we're doing a catchable game.
We're gonna unlock placements today.
Lock the bucket.
I got to play Goldie, I got to play Goldie, to get my saves, I got to play Goldie.
I feel like having a Goldie in Rocket League is probably the matter I'm not gonna lie.
Chat!
Call me, listen, call me, man, well, lawyer, dude, man, well, lawyer.
No, bro, what do you mean, no?
No, what do you mean, no, call me, man, well, lawyer, dude.
Oh, chat. Chat. I'm not mad about New Year's Watch this.
Oh, I'm not mad about New Year's Watch this. Watch it.
I
See I would say that
Oh my god, I thought I'd win in I thought I'd win in I thought I'd win in
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait.
Shit!
Watch out, watch out!
...
Wait...
I'm scoring on set.
I'm scoring on set. I'm scoring on set.
I'm scoring on set.
If I can do that consistently, bro...
Did you just demo your own teammate? You literal asshole.
Well, I have to get saved. I have to get saved for the challenge bro.
John Plank, keep her so I can unlock rank dude.
John, I have to get saved. I gotta get saved.
Oh my god, that's gotta be a safe, wait, wait.
Ah, that's my longest goal ever, not even close, by far.
No way!
That's my longest goal ever.
Played 1v1s per sage.
See, oh my god, nice. See, the thing is, you're right.
But I have to do the 3v3s first.
I have to do the 3v3s first. You know what I'm saying?
Because I got to finish this anyway.
Nice guys, Jack, I'm walking bro, I'm not here.
I'm not a longer POV bro, I've ice shove it up your ass.
Nooo, that was a easy save.
the better than the easy save wait my team's actually really good
but why do I team kind of good why do I have to go
I just messed up what you said in the end.
Wait.
These guys are pasible players?
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
These guys are pasible players.
one by color frame.
Holy freaking old man.
J.C. Windows, the stream star, uh,
WHAT?!
Alright, see, the thing is, I won, but I got no saves.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
Here's what we're gonna do to unlock our place.
I need to win five more of those 3D 3 matches.
Boom, done, then that's over.
I might pick up one or two saves in there, but then after we win those 3v3 matches, we're
going to do solos so I can get as many saves as possible and just let them win and then we
can play our placements.
Chad, what is Heat Seeker? Play Heat Seeker for saves?
Wait, you're right.
Mod every mother fucker in this stream.
Bro, not only is he ticker good for saves,
but it's 3v2 means also,
so we can kill two birds with one stone.
Mod every mother fucker in this channel, bro.
Mod everybody fucker in this channel.
No, call me David Beckham. Call me David Beckham!
Wait, I'm gonna go pro. No, I'm gonna go pro. I'm gonna go pro.
Root!
Wait, Jack!
Y'all actually don't think I'm gonna score on Zad?
No, legitimately!
The King lives in legitimately!
Let's hit him at him!
So...
Yo, I have a question.
Is the other team under the influence of alcohol, and or mayoral?
influence of alcohol and or marijuana, brother, these guys sucked it, like
like listen, I'm probably the lowest rank in the game and I'm levels
better than these guys, what are these guys doing?
Your chat, this mode right here is the method, we're gonna unlock, right?
Literally 30 minutes, I'm not even told it, because bro, I just got two
saves in my speed of light, I got two saves in the speed of light too.
They're probably playing with one hand.
Are you saying you've done that before?
Chat, legitimate.
Actually, I didn't know if I want to ask this.
Chat, fine, fuck it.
Have y'all played Rocket League with one hand before.
Just type in, yes, over now.
Have y'all played Rocket League with one hand before?
Just type in, yeah.
I must see if it's time to text me back.
Type in, yes, over, no, bro.
Dooming it right now!
Hi, guys!
That didn't count for 3v3, did I get saved up?
Check that account for saves?
Yeah, okay.
Which out why did not count?
It's 3v3, why did not count?
Why is this kid demoing me?
You need epicstays? No, I don't. I just need 15 saves or epic saves. I don't it can be epic
Why is this kid demoing me, bro?
What a weirdo!
Frickjack!
Chat, why is this kid demoing me, dude?
Why?
Wait, that's a SSL?
Those SSL are getting it.
There's a SSL working!
It's his clan tag bro. I actually got the next by that
I actually got the next by that
We're gonna lose cuz this kid's demoing me like an absolute break
Why are you demoing the loser
Stop denying the infucking literal loser.
Watch a goal.
Good rain, good rain, good rain, good rain, good rain, good rain.
Turn around the bills are planned.
How do you area like that?
How do you area like that it grow?
Chat once a score of the bill team. What's the score of the bill team?
Can't see you are 100% scoring on sand. Thank you, Ralph. They like no, thank you
Oh, I'm texting Z. I'm texting Z.
Jettin' dickin' dead!
Mix it against the bomb.
Out of teammate, bro, it's a casual mode, Jack.
What a shot! What a shot!
What is this game load?
How am I supposed to date that?
What?
I
Far move safe
Bro this
We said no, we said to miss that.
We said to miss that dude.
Row, we said to miss that.
Jinxie, you made my pussy wet! Thanks Lewis!
Yo, Lou appreciate that, my boy!
Where are you guys at?
Lou, what are you saying?
Jim, that's Jim and it's Jim and it's Jim and it's Jim and it's Jim and it's Jim and it's Jim and it's
hot, I need more sage, bro. My team's gotta beat me to act.
I'm gonna go to the police, we're gonna crash you.
I just want to get saved so I can play brave man call my call.
We're gonna lose, bro.
We're actually gonna lose.
the
focus
the
Yeah, we did it, bro.
It's not the answer, dude.
Alright, let's check my update chat, let's see like, let's see how much we're at.
Alright, let's see how much we're at.
What, how much are we at?
Alright, we have currently as it sits.
We have three saves. Are you know like are you fucking shipping me?
I mean, let's play. Let's play regular 3v3 play. Let's chat. Just so we can get those done.
Remember chat. That's going to be the hardest one, bro. I'm not going to lie. Getting saved in like
1v1's a heat seeker. It's not going to be hard, especially if I get AFT teammates. Brothers,
the hardest one is going to be winning 5 more 3v3 today. Which we could do.
My God, we can easily do our placements tonight if I actually lock him.
Chris with the pride, yo, W. Chris, W. Chris, bro.
Chris, Chris, head to the pride.
Junxie, can you tour over my ass hares?
No!
I
How does that not count at the same we need saves and we need to win, all right, I'm so asked
Brother! It's not actually I've ice! I like to get out of my game!
Jing's I'm alive you get the same, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I would have to be honest that's definitely not in high-rise high-rise but never helped me.
High-rise wouldn't that.
Get an I just miss.
Did I just miss?
What is that timer that just popped up?
What a shot!
It's hard to get saved to add my doll on!
There's so niche!
I gotta get saved to get our place on that.
room and we also have to win this is so hired
man bonnoir in the flash
I'm legitimately don't think they could have been worse timing for that.
No like that!
I'm legitimately don't think they could have been worse timing for that, bro.
That dead fucking ass!
Sitting in that's the play, though.
We high-rise that's aura.
Have I missed every save? No, like, dead ass!
He has them!
He has it, bro. He has the flash.
He has it.
Yeah, I'm trying to sit in that shadow.
Hold the aura. I bite. Hold the aura.
Hold me over up.
Booter big development.
Can you get in the sack?
Brother, if you're letting me save, of course you can.
All right.
I'm saying bad, locked in the twin, we gotta win soon.
Come on, Ravak!
That was almost so clean, I'm not gonna lie.
No!
No! Yes, yes, yes!
Get Rarrel, get Rarrel!
Get Rarrel!
We have to win bro, oh my god, wait a minute, go ahead, go ahead, we have to win
I'm here in the fog kidding, I'm tired of it.
Nice, I'm over here.
No!
over time locked the fucking break it off
now I think that I think that I make it
Let's go, my god!
Let's go!
mod it and he's already done. Okay, well that's a fake high-bind.
I thought it'd be good to play. Hey, Jaycee, can you redo the red dead
redemption stream? I missed it. You want me to redo a 78-hour stream because you missed it?
Brother, that doesn't even make fucking sense. You want me to redo a 78-hour
string because you missed it, bro. The fuck are you saying dog?
Bruh, let's win the rest of these 3v3s, right? Listen, all we got to do is win 4 more
3v3s. Then we play Heat Seeker and we're done. It's over. We're getting right to the
hand.
Think he realistically, how often are you shaving your nuts?
Hey bro, why would I even answer that?
How often am I shaving my nuts?
Cloudy with the prime.
Is this casual guess?
Whoa, what is this arena?
It's like a wary, impolite cozy.
There's why I'd be the best to beat out in the game.
I don't know if we got to get saved and win.
I've got to get saved and win.
Oh shit.
Fuck, Beryl! Fuck!
Yeah, I gotta get saved. Just lock the fucking bro lock the fucking. I gotta go to save. I gotta get to save.
We need that, yes, we need that!
Hey, Jack, it's not as two versus four.
Shut the fuck up!
Take the thief, lead the by chance, sona!
No!
I will get a save mark my words mark my fucking words, I will get a save we need 12 we need 12
stage today bro. Wait, that might be in, that might be in, that might be in, that might.
Note not scoring, not scoring. How do I not have to say for that? That is
steaming piled shit. No, I literally saved that. What? How are we not gonna save?
a
I'm gonna die!
Like me, I'm gonna die!
Get out of the wall!
e
I got this I got this I got this my
God this I got this. Come on.
Let me get a save.
This is saying about.
We're already going to win.
I'm going to get a fucking save!
Look at that shot!
What?
Get out of here!
I'm a golden bro, get out of here.
I'm there, well fuckin' lawyer, good.
I'm there, well, lawyer.
I'm such a good gol-y, like I-I'm such a good gol-y.
I'm proud you're not smart, I'm proud you're not smart, I'm proud, I'm proud, I'm proud,
You're not storing on me, son.
I'm sad I'm crying.
You're not scoring on me, dude.
You're not scoring!
I'm the body out!
I'm back out!
Go!
Shit!
Oh, shit!
Clear it clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear
You guys, let me stay to this again, bro.
Let me stay to this again.
I'm the best go, no.
I'm the best golly in Casual right now.
No legitimately, name a better golly.
You're the only one.
We want more, we want more!
Brother Man, I'm the best goalie in Casual right now.
I didn't get a single save though.
No, I didn't get a single save though.
I didn't get a single phone, what have I said?
Word to bro, I've asked Word to bro. Word to bro. Word to bro, I've asked Word to bro.
Zero saves. You see, good job. See what the thing is? I'm so...
...or of the 10,000 bitty-titty donation.
Or of the 10,000 bitty-titty donation.
Sweet mother of Jesus, double you aura in the fucking chat with the 10,000 Billy
Teddy don't know.
Monkey, they don't think of it to try and monkey.
Jack, like, let me say this, bro.
I didn't have to get a save that game.
Do you want to know why?
Because they couldn't even get close enough to scoring.
Wait, he just donated another 10k bits.
Or not donated 20,000 bits.
The fuck
Yeah, but you are
All right fucking love you brother
Love you my boy. They're the 20 KB Tates
Wait, did they actually score as I went to go get a boost?
We 30 K-Vets. What's happening?
We 40 K-Vets
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Oh, what?
Wait, 40,000 bits.
Oh, I missed the fucking ball!
Did he just got the better? So I'm gonna get more saves.
Listen, chat, losing doesn't matter because I just gotta get saved, y'all.
Oh, no.
50k bits, what is happening?
Play normal against them? Okay.
I already got an epic stage, so that's good.
I'll play normal.
Nice, champ.
No, I fucking miss the open man dude.
All right, we're definitely gonna lose, but I can definitely get saves.
we're going to go to the lose, but I got to get saved bro now they got one epic say it
Bro is current turnstaking? What does that even mean there?
No, bro. I'm prime turnstaking, buddy, prime, prime.
Get it out of the house! Get it out of the house!
Go! Go!
I'm trying to stay in there.
What was that language?
French.
French for what a scene.
My voice is crack.
Save it, save it, save it, save it, save it, I need to get this from my back.
How did I not get a save?
Nice guys!
You're just having that good to say, because you nearly own gold, what?
Oh, we're so fast!
Give it guys up, damn!
You're a chat!
If I need these, do I get my save?
No, no, I need them now.
I want to leave.
chat!
If I need, do I get my save?
Please, let me know.
No.
It's like the city or just take this ass kick you from one step.
No blows, dude.
Let's get it eventually, yeah, I have to.
Okay, how do I get saves?
I got to get saves, bro.
I have to get saves.
If one of you wants the play for saves?
Bro, maybe one of you wants, bro.
I think one's.
Wait, actually, no, he's secret.
He's secret.
Let's see what's gonna be our same done. We have to get our same bro. We're cooked and we don't get our same
Bro, but the other thing is I have to get three more five or no
three more three these three wins brother man. I would have left wait earlier if
When are you gonna do a face reveal?
Well, I was trying to thought what was I saying? Oh, yeah, I wouldn't have left wait earlier if I didn't get an epic save like instantly
But because I got an epic save, I had to play that game out because I wanted to keep my save though
Bro, I just want to unlock rank so I can actually start playing this game. Do you know what I'm saying?
Cuz then I actually have a reason to grind bro right now
The only thing I'm grinding is getting ranked
Yeah, what's better for saves? He took her through these three or straight up. Well, be wonderful
Check, regular one B1s are she secret degree crazy.
Bro, why are you bumping me? You fucking pussy?
He's bumping me to death!
He's bumping me!
Chatsin, all right Chatsin, regular regular won't be won, dude
Our finish is game of escape
He bumped you once nobody did it and he bumped me twice and over fuck he did
He bumped me twice dude
Yea, are you with, Herb?
Hello!
What classified has saved?
It can have to be close to me!
Wires yo you bumping me?
How's that not the saved?
I literally sit there!
Actually like
Brothers give that no no, it's good back to the way you just bought me again
Closer to that alright better that bad
Can you stop, please?
Can you please stop like please, bro?
I'm just trying to unlock ranks like a start line to gain, please.
This is the ball completely.
Start off in that. I'm trying to grow. I'm trying to start off in that.
I'm just gonna die, I can't do it like this so hard.
Jep, a big-ends bro. If I stay too far back in the net, I never get a chance to
slump the wall. My teammates just beat me to the ball, bro. Like, earlier when I got those
cubes aint, I was a little bit off the net. I was a little bit in front.
I
We're doing regular one people now. We're the
Nope, no, not not not
We're gonna record it all. I need to get saved bro winning the last three three three three games is literally a cake walk
It's just getting saves is literally the most niche thing out
Okay, I don't know you're asked
No, it's bro getting saved is not easy to do it. It's not brother man brother man. I need I
Need to get a taste
All right, let's get saves
Parker, do me a favor, shoot this right at me.
This is the fucking joke right now.
This is the fucking joke right?
No, no, this is legitimately a fucking joke right?
This is a joke.
I do want to be ones to get saved, and my opponent leaves, are you kidding me?
Jinksy, please jerk me off.
Excuse me?
Also, one new one is good practice for Zan!
One new one is good practice for Zan!
the
Save save save save save
Here we go save number one right here. I
Forced misses the map. I mean this is a joke
Save number one coming in right here. Right here
Yo, bro, can you shoot bro? I'm gonna let you wait. Oh my god bro just too
It's this motherfuckers series.
There we go.
That's one save.
See if I was way off the line on that.
See if that's one save.
We're just watching wait MJ MJ if you're watching
Type what a saved three times MJ if you're watching type what a day three times
Oh my god MJ MJ can you help me farm saves just pass it out my net MJ pass it out my net
And Jay just passed it out my net passed it out my net and Jay I think you could get 11 saves in 3 minutes. Oh my god. It's gonna do it
But he end
No, I can't get banned for this bro like the new driver's out of
Double you out of Jay
Hey, Chad, no, I can't get banned. I can't get banned for that.
Bro, this is casual. This doesn't affect anything.
Yo, MJ, you're actually a go. I love you.
MJ, can you do this eight more times?
Chad, what do you mean, ban?
I missed them all.
MJ, do that eight more times. Eight more times.
Moth, Moth, Moth, M.J.
This guy's actually a go, I'm not gonna lie.
Roachad, what do you mean reported boosted the ban?
Chat, none of this affects anything it's casual about.
We'll get you out of MJMJTL MJTL TL TL MJTL MJTL TL MJTL what the fuck was that bro I'm not fucking
dotted around what was that MJ I need seven more saves for just passing
I MJ you're actually a goat I bought you six more saves
6 more saves 6 more saves and take this go to the middle and pass it to me.
Shit.
Doesn't count.
Nice guys.
MJ, you're actually the greatest human I've ever met in Rocket League. I love you forever.
MJ, you're the greatest human I ever met in Rocket League. I love you forever, MJ.
Oh, no.
Bro, two more, two more, two more.
That's not saying, man!
I didn't say slow down a little bit.
Keep it slow, keep it slow.
slow.
KG Bro, you're done.
I'm not getting banned for this pro.
Shut the hell up.
One more, one more.
MJ, one more, one more, I love you, dude.
And if they do one more this for good matcher, MJ keep doing it just for good matcher.
Yeah, I'm not getting banned for this bro.
Shut the hell up! Holy shit!
Shit, I didn't let him get close enough.
MJ, one more, one more.
What the fuck were I done fuck with that?
And J1 done fuck with that!
The fuck with that bro!
You did a V-direction out the last second?
Pass it to me, I'm Jack Ashton.
Please!
MJ Baby, baby baby please pass it, baby.
Guys, I think we got it!
Chad, I think we got it. I think we got it.
Joe, double you MJ in the chat, bro.
That's it.
MJ, I love you. My boy, WMJ.
Bro, I got 12 saves. We did it. We got just enough.
brothers brothers we needed 11 oh my god we fucking did it MJ you will forever be
remembered as the greatest human I've ever met randomly in rock magic okay the
only thing that's left to do to unlock ranked place for matches is three more
wins in playlist chat I'm gonna go pee when I get back we're unlocking rank no we're
doing this and that. We're doing it for that.
You
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, all we gotta do to unlock our placement
matches and play them tonight is literally win three online 3v3 matches, which by
the way for a player of my cover that is lightwork. Yo, I want to get a WMJ in the chat
and today you will always be remembered as the greatest random person I've ever met in
Rocket League. You're the go cool racks, take it for the prime. Be old, think about it. You're
one of the be-o. Wait, our chat. All we need to do is win three, three, three, three, three,
and we can finally do our place of matches. Let's go, reported, reported, banned. Rogue, that
doesn't affect anything. I literally lost a casual game and got saved. That's the fact that
anything. It's their fault for making a stupid mode.
You're a world world world, how do you say that?
No world world, how do you say that?
Bro, how's that loud?
Bro, how is that loud?
What the hell?
We gotta pin now, Chad. It's gotta be in three games. We gotta win, we gotta win. Yo, it's his name, uncle. Oh my god. Oh my god.
How is that his name? What the hell?
I'm going to have to run in on goal.
No, I was in on goal.
Yes!
Bro, we got to win.
We got to win, that's what that went through more.
You're uncle at the end, can you please leave the game you disgusting freak?
Nice saying.
This fat guy is pretty good, I can just tell.
This back sky is pretty cupping good, I can just tell.
Nice hit, James Lee.
You're welcome, James Lee.
I don't part of the James Lee.
But I hear it, Chad, but I hear it.
Chad, bro, shut up!
Chad, no we did it, no we did it, bro.
Jack, I'm not falling for that bro. I wasn't born in a freaking barn. I'm not in total eating it.
No, we did it. Shut up.
It's where to go. It's where to go.
You
You can yell for him bro, make my I'm trying to get him right today can y'all for me
Bro flee like y'all are not please
Please could y'all for that bro y'all are not we
Is it burgundy, Brad? Is it black? My penis? It's like maroon probably. It's like maroon.
So yeah, yeah, it's like burgundy, Brad. Yes, the tip.
I'm not far, Chattolo.
Yes, the tip is like Maroon Burgundy, right?
Yes.
Chatt, what do you mean you, that's had a normal?
Brut, bro, Chatt, what do you mean you, a burgundy, right?
The Maroon penis tip is totally normal to evidence, proof, proof, chatt, I'm not giving
you proof that the tip of my penis is burgundy.
You can't just take my word, bro.
Jixie, can you crack my grandpa? Why ask that? Not up like legitimately why ask that bro?
Your grandpa would be ashamed in you dude ashamed to why ask that you know, can these guys fucking forfeit?
It's five to zero and there's a minute left. Y'all are not gonna work a mirror called a win
Wait hold on about it's more on the single
six
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, Rock and Leech should add in a Mercy roll.
Like bro, if you're down, like five goals with like 30 seconds left, you should
just get a Mercy.
You should get an, or this should just be a seven-ball Mercy roll to begin.
Like bro, if you get down seven goals, check, show me the legitimate video proof.
Somebody coming back from a 7th holy and
I Allah out of my
Track two with the gym
Taxi begin
the
Taxi quit it inside
Go
All right, bro, taxi to this late the time of now think light light like texting you're clearly your cleary should not be in this lobby
You're like a fucking grand champ
But like a champ at the bare minimum
Must be versus you. No, I mean like people in the same rank in the same rank.
Charles, they give the prime starl. Bro Chad, you see, we get two more bands and we're
done. Like we're literally done guys. Two more bands. And we're called fucking pretty.
Bugs for Peter.
Do two more wins and we can finally play ranked man.
Yo Uncle X-X-X-X, you're getting...
Oh, keys without the agency, keys without the ease.
Cool, Uncle X-X-X, watch what's going to happen to your account.
Watch it's going to happen to your account.
No, no, cool.
And his end dude, his clan name is Jasper.
Yo bro, watch it happen to your account, my boy.
You think he did a sweep, bro?
Watch it happen to your account.
Can I vote in a party up to week of one more?
Slick with the five gifted W Slick.
and
bro Chad Chad wait to heat the
vaccins say the party up
party up you know party up
y'all party up
we need Andies and the other team
again how was it
two more wins two more
I'm not going to die.
give надо a lot
give надо
give out
I'll take them, I'll take them
and
Can I create them?
Perhaps they're passing
For this kid, back to it is clearly not supposed to be in Casemore Brown.
The sky's like at the fair minimum of champions.
Obama, they give it to your water Obama, appreciate you, my boy.
Thank you so much for streaming. You helped me and my mom get half burdens at life.
Love you, my boy. Love you, dude. A. I appreciate you, man. Thank you, bro.
That ass, very time-message, man. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Bro, this guy, jump, tell him you, this guy is...
This guy's a high rank, bro. I'm telling, I can just tell.
He's a champion, probably.
I love you, mom, boy.
Bro, we win this, we win one more game, we are not ranked.
I'm so bad at flying on the walls.
I'm so bad at flying on the wall stat.
age up when I get right you guys think I should play two or three or solo
what do you guys think I should do?
I missed!
2st, chat is that one moose out of the way, 2st.
You'll get bronze no matter what you play, shut up back up!
I'm not going to get bronze broke shut the hell up.
Broken y'all concede bro, we're almost done.
But when listen them one more, can y'all can see, bro?
Your bro is disguised saying he's sniping?
Yo dude, I'm gonna be honest.
Bro dude, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't even think you can snipe in this game.
it's not even like possible it's just facts I know I'm trash yo uncle explain
how you can stream snipe in fucking rock and leaf please both people can
see where the ball is at all trying to snorkele snipe to get in your game no I
I know, but like, I'm saying like, yeah, he's definitely
slurping or whatever.
He's obviously a higher rank than everybody else in his
launch.
Like, I'm not done.
I said that three times.
I'm saying those no touching a stream sniping in
rocket-dation unless you snacky to get
somebody's loudness.
There's like huge sniping, but no stream sniping.
the
row for scoring so much of a time keeps freezing
right this one of my placement man
I chipped that I chipped it.
Not a bad shot.
You broke, can we concede?
Can we concede about?
Guys, concede minutes for C1 more.
Holy shit, it's the longest shit ever.
You need winds?
What a shot, Chad.
Let's get him into what a shot.
Yo, okay.
guys on the other team bro uncle bro could y'all do one more game but then instantly
conceived so I can do my placement like please bro I am begging you please
speed I need this like bro I want to do my placement so bad
chat that's not a ban it's casual it doesn't affect anything bro
You won't get the win, wait chat, what if we're up 1 to 0?
Wait chat, what if they chat, what if we're up 1 to 0, then do they get the win?
So okay, I see, so wait chat.
If a team conceives when it's zero to zero, do you not get the win or doesn't not matter?
If you can see it all you just lose, I know, but what about the win?
Like, I know conceiving gives you a lose, but when they can see you get a win, bro, we're about to do our placement, literally after this game.
Bro, I'm hoping to God they can see like instantly.
What is this guy's name?
This is what I'm saying. What is your name bro? What is your name?
Go
That was almost a goal
Yeah, ha ha
Watch this
Tasty
the
two weeks or three thirty in the form of it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it
all right so chat no matter what after this game we're going to get ready
Provis 2 is definitely a grand champ.
Or maybe champ.
Are you serious?
Are you legitimate?
Yeah, that's not a goal for out. That is not a goal. Bro, that guy's way too good to be
goal from way too good.
For he has like 15 goals in two games, guys.
Head up, head up, head up, head up, head up.
Oh, shit, shit.
Nice. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out.
Last game before we start ranked chat. Last game.
Bro. Yo dude. I'm not gonna say your name. Yo bro.
Can you leave the game?
I missed. Get that mod idiot. And I missed the demo. I missed the fucking demo stuff.
If we lose, I swear the god I'm gonna rage my asshole. I, yeah, yeah, bro, I just knocked
So when I just have to win, your backstone, I need you to win this round.
Goal.
Backstone, you did it instantly, you're the guy who tied all these monsters.
Ladies and gentlemen, after this game, we unlocked ramps.
Get out, get out, get out!
Oh no, oh no!
Oh no!
Why the game's so close, bro?
Brother, this guy's so good, this guy's so good, this black's in guy's so good.
What even is that moon?
I'm telling you, I guarantee you when I say this, but after the minimum of the sky's
champ, he's not diamond, he's not diamond, he's not flat, he's not gold, bro, I guarantee
What are you doing with your day, bro?
Let's get it, let's see the myth me.
What are you doing?
Oh my god, what a hit, what a hit!
Yeah, I'm sure you are, bro.
Hey man!
You're getting demo, I don't get a fuck.
I miss the demo again, I miss the demo again.
Are we serious? Like no, are we serious? Why is this person like Diamond?
Do not let them win, bro, I'm gonna beat the press.
Please do not let them win, I'm better if I gotta beat the press.
Do not let them win!
We did it! We unlocked right! Yeah! Okay, now here is the question. Listen, listen, listen, here is the fucking question.
for my 10 placement matches should I do one thing one two V2 the
V3 what do we do bro what do we do I'm leaving I'm leaving give me out of this
nightmare lobby we did it oh my god congratulations you have completed all of
your new driver challenges compatible playlist unlock start your place
This is a match to try and the ranks. Okay, chat was quite 10 games. Let me get out of the
slobby. Let me get out of the slobby. Touch my body, Tinder. How do you believe, bro?
Huh? You're chatting. How do you believe of how do you? I don't even know. How do you
What do you think?
What do you click?
Nice guys, okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, run a poll.
Should I do 1v1, 2v2, or 3v3 to see our rank?
I want to see what rank I am.
I want to see what rank I am, bro.
Okay, 72% of Shadow Sand 2v2s.
Ladies and gentlemen, wait it's 10 wins to get your ranked. Oh my god. So we're not
going to get our ranked. 10 wins. Alright guys, our first ever payment match,
payment, placement match. I'd have already locked in. We're solo queuing a 2b2.
Okay, it's 10 games and 10 match. Okay. Chat, if it's all right. Let's see
I'm not going to get bronze grossed up in a hater.
My god, my first set of placement match.
It's my first set of placement match.
Let's get right to that!
Mark my words, I'm getting right to that.
My first set of placement.
I'm so locked in right now, silly.
Okay.
I'm so locked in right now, it's crazy.
I'm literally so lucky that it's crazy.
That I'm not gonna get fucking bronze bro shut up.
the ball, are you standing in?
I'm not gonna reach out, I'm actually locked in. This is place of
matches. I'm not kidding around anymore. Like this is real shit.
Yes, double tap, no.
rather that was the easy goal
the hell hooked up
wait wait
get in there get in there get in there get in there get in there get in there
how are we not scoring
no, this is legitimately false yet how are we now scoring all my cover get a look
kick it up, hook shot, wait a minute
That was all me, we thought no, that was all me, we, I'm actually not gonna get
brought us, that was all me, bro, that was all me, I'm not gonna get brought, I'm
telling you.
Save that, save that.
So nice to be in a lobby with people that are actually nice to deal for once.
Where am I casual?
I'm a Margot and that stuff, because I can't wait to switch to you and then.
No, we gotta score, bro.
I only want gold is that enough. We need more of a security blanket
What a shot what a shot
What a demo. I'm actually like I might be the best player in here
Oh shit never mind
no no no no no no we're gonna lose we're gonna lose bro did you miss the ball
nah my boy my boy
I'm not going to do this to ball my boy not it up wait wait wait wait
He made a toy right there oh my god oh my god am I gonna get silver holdy redemption holdy
Okay, all right, lock it.
Hit it up.
No funny business, let's win, let's win.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chad, I keep my offense as better than my defense, like unbiased me.
My defense is so bad, dude. I didn't really train it though.
Get it out of there. No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna lose my first place in the game and it's my fall.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
Wait, I've broke through one, I didn't even realize.
Hit hit hit, oh no.
Please dribble the way from the goal. What did you do with it?
that's going to be the most likely on my way that was good
the next goal most likely wins
why did I do that why did I do that please go over time
Well, I can't afford to lose my first place in my game.
Yo, lock the fucking!
This is it. Next goal wins. First place in my game is coming down to the wire.
Hit it over the middle.
Good, Sam. Good hit, good hit.
Good hit, good hit!
no, oh my, I have to watch out there. That was really what me and Buffy
He practiced for 30 minutes.
No, no, that was our chance.
That was literally our chance, please.
Oh, no. Those ones are so hard to get to. Nice.
Wait.
I think I can't thought of what we're gonna win or lose.
I'm trying to stay safe and play back on D.
Nice, really good D. I'm trying to play D.
Wait.
Bro, we have to win. We have to win.
It's gonna be my first place in the game, my god.
Right over the middle.
No, I don't remember, I don't remember, I don't remember.
Get that away.
I thought that was game right now.
We lost our first placement. Are you kidding me? I gave you everything.
I had Dutch. I gave you all that half. I gave them all that half. That right there was
the best rocketing I gave them a plan. Alright so, chat. Now, he's my question about
place in matches, okay? He's my question, right? Chat is my question. He's my question.
The wrongs incoming shout it up dude. He's my question. So like, let's say I win a game,
But I get 11 goals, and then I win a game, but I get zero goals.
Does it take into consideration how many goals you get?
Or is it just winter moons?
Wait, those guys were goals. How do you know?
How do you know, chat? How do you know?
How do you know they were goals?
It's sad.
I games you lock in.
Game 2, please lock in.
Go. Go.
All right, it's my teammate jerking off. Oh my god, we went. Wait.
My teammates are dead. Wait, this actually can happen. Are you serious?
Wait, he's not in a cage. He's just strong. What does he?
What is my teammates?
Hey chat. I'm literally never doing to be to again. Wait, what?
I'm not paying that. I'm literally never doing to me.
My teammate is booning in the middle of a game.
I thought you were going to go to mid!
I was behind you! What happened?
He left, wait I get a replacement, can I get a replacement, can I at least get the AI or something?
I'm not even going to get the A-A.
How do I form it?
It just says leave.
you chat if I win this I get the ass that's you okay
need sort of won't count. We what?
Check how it would not count.
Couldn't people just do that every time?
Ask the other team for 1v1.
Ooh, that's smart, that's smart.
Dude, that's smart. How do I type? How do I type?
I
How do my time
Okay, so let me let me get this train. Let me get this train
So let me get this train
I
right in my ranked placement match. My teammates AST, then flies on the wall, then runs
to mid, and misses the ball and then leaves. Wait, so did that count? Silver? Yeah, but I didn't
even like get to play, like I'm doing solo, I'm never doing that again, that is terrible.
the fact that someone can just bro listen if I do solo placement matches I'll actually get the rank I deserve, you know, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if I have the mental capacity to play like with teammates, okay?
See Jack now we can see how good I am
I might go on 10.
No, yeah, I'm legitimate in my total on 10.
I'm not, I might have gone.
Yo, if I go on 10, I'll burn this Xbox to the floor.
how's this creep letting every kick off what is this fucking weirdo doing
Oh, I got this. No, I hate it. Hey, it's over. Hey, it's over. Hey, it's over.
I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this I got this.
He just go for a bicycle kick. Wait like are you fucking kidding me?
It's a, it's over. I might go a and I'll install those. I'm him bro. I'm him. I'm him.
That's the reason why I'm doing this.
Get pumped, pussy, get pumped!
Get pumped!
I want...
I want!
Don't try to sit in that again for it's not going to work again, oh shit.
Mr. Ball, shit on a stick and call me Larry, Mr. Ball, shit on a stick and call me Larry
Mr. Ball, Mr. Ball again, am I asked?
Don't answer that.
Riding bumping to the method in one of the ones I'm not gonna lie.
Good bro, just mess up their alignment, sir.
not
We popped out out water in the bottom.
Kevin's just so intense.
I don't even want to say this is so intense.
It's three to three.
I actually love one of the one.
I might lose again.
How does he get that anime?
Bro, that's animation I got again to must be, but he gets it every time
I like the legitimately gonna understand
I've been flipping, I've been flipping.
I don't know what to do when the ball is right on top of me, I don't have to get to it.
And I'm like facing the side, slow kick off, bitch, and I missed them all again.
You're a pussy bro. No, you're a pussy.
Power slide, what is that even gonna, is that gonna save me like?
...
I literally might go all in 10.
and
Did his brother grab the controller? I mean it was three to three. What happened to him? Did his fucking brother grab the controller? Oh, my
Did it did it brother grab the controller? It was three to three. What? What an admin?
I have to be good enough to convert this into a go.
Wait, wait, I'm legitimately going to go O and 10.
Wait, no, no, no, I'm not going to win a singular match.
I'm legitimately going to go O and 10.
That's a silver O workout.
I just got 113 to buy a silk. No, we aren't cooked. I'm actually gonna get wrongs.
Wait, so I'm gonna go oh and 10 is this dead ass actually happening right now?
That's a silver to your child. I'm not doing 2D 2's my teammates is grief made.
I'd rather lose because of my own capabilities not because of my teammate griefing.
I'm good, bro.
Oh god, I better not run to Ganbro. I better not run to Ganbro. I better not run to Ganbro.
That's all I've got to say.
I'm actually gonna go on 10. I'm going 3 right now.
I've got that, I've got that.
I don't know who's worse, I don't know who's worse.
I don't know who's worse.
I actually don't know who's worse.
Oh my God.
I got to work on my team. No, I've got to work on my team.
Chat stop typing you the game as an end in yet
Yes, yes, yeah, but up the must be animation
I don't know what's worse, I actually might win this one, it's guys to ask.
No way, right?
I don't even know where I actually might win this one. This guy's the ass.
I got to save but he scored what I got to save but he scored
I'm actually gonna get bronze today this is so sad
Oh fuck me, imagine I come back now.
How do I die?
I was everyone just a god or what's happening.
I can't stop laughing bro.
I gotta score eventually off of just luck right like it has to happen.
Mr. Ball again I'm the sucho.
Now this is actually a...
He must have all the way. We both sought to get out. Can I floor please?
We're starting to get really in vain. Can I floor?
How am I out of bounds?
I'm actually bronze, I'm actually bronze, I'm actually bronze, yo I'm actually bronze.
I'm going for it though, this is okay, oh no, I'm actually going to be bronze.
I'm the chairman of the gun to get put in the lowest rank of the game.
I'm going for it.
isn't even bronze, he sees his own rank.
Are you sure your bronze, I think your words.
Maybe I could beat this guy, Chad.
Oh yeah, I'm definitely dating him.
I finally found the guy I could be, all right, he's gonna be thrown by the ball, bro, come on
I could actually beat this guy
I'm going to kill him.
see my biggest problem no my biggest problem inside the bush I I I don't
out.
Must be proud of you.
SHIT!
I'm Tarragins!
I got this! No, Rado! Let me go! Let me lock here! Let me lock here!
I got this!
Oh my god, no boost.
No boost.
I want to die in GTA, in GTA, in GTA!
No!
This is my only win!
Come on, Zach!
Get out of here!
Yes!
I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win.
He should not have quit. I'm not going to have to maintain that lead, but we'll take it.
Our first ever win, brothers, one win,
what a rank, what a rank.
He was on rank, Jesus, I knew it.
Brothers, brothers, all right, so here's our stats.
Here's our stats, here's our stats.
We got one win, four losses,
which means I win one and every five games
to be fair, the one game was unavoidable.
My teammates just laughed in twos.
one ran four losses. I mean, I have a 20% win rate. Not bad. Like there's worse.
Alright, let's go. Stay knocking. We have one and two. How am I one and two?
Wait, it's different. Every rank you have, oh my god.
Wait, so chat, you have a 1v1 rank, a 2v2 rank, and a 3v3 rank. I did not even know that.
this game's peak I'm not gonna lie because bro if I play with pros I'll get
the highest match in threes. Why are you doing ones because I had to see
my grief and I don't ever want to do that shit ever again. Wait so I'm one
win two losses in one.
Focused focus focus focus
Bitch my ball my ball bitch
Uh, nevermind your ball nevermind your ball
Five focus I like this stadium a lot by the way, I just want to say that and love this stadium
Get out of there
see where I got a convert on the sky I'm gonna come out and say it I'm
definitely better than this guy the sport has improved it yet but I can just
Let's chat.
Maybe not.
No!
Fuck!
Chio, Chio, none of that aerial shit!
Yes, yes bitch, you demoed me, I literally hate you, you disgust me.
You're after us. What? What?
You can't see. I'm got a big mistake.
I drove around him. Let me score him.
You're a pussy jack. I hate you jack.
Again, I could have better be dropped my controller and avoid it to go, I mean.
I am trashed, dude, I am trashed.
Nice shot, hey, Jack, it's the wrong button, go!
Nice
We're coming back right now
How do you get like what what?
I'm going to keep it a bean.
There's an 11,000 pound album pin in the room.
That's a problem with 1v1s.
Check-offs.
Bro, brother, brother.
You just get a bad animation.
They score.
It's one of the hours scored on Muskie.
What the hell is this?
Like what?
I do like that, my voice that so much aura that to chill, jack chill.
You're gameplay reminds me of my trunk grandma.
I mean, what, like, no, no, no, what, bro, what?
Which I would rank with silver.
All right, it looks, okay, here's my theory.
I'm struggling against the silver's.
I'm probably gonna get placed in bronze.
I'm just gonna keep it a buck.
I'm struggling against the silver's.
I'm probably gonna, I'm probably gonna get placed in bronze.
Phone, I've asked up.
Yo, I've asked, what's up, what's up?
Yo, bro, ah, I hear something rude.
I'm in the home.
You can't bring the game up, bring it myself.
So, when I figure it out, like playing the tape,
you can't think it's a ball of any other.
Just not think I'm going.
What, what, what, what?
Help, dude.
Hell
We might want to strong I'm gonna win this one he's spending in circles
He's not an infant Ralph he's not an infant. He's nothing
No, he's not an infant dude. Don't let me lie down
Oh my god, it's cold
Please clap and stop. If you fall, we'll see. I'm not sure.
What? What's the same? What's the same? What's the same? What's the same? What's the ocean?
You'll see, actually, you're hot.
Yo, shut the fuck up!
You're high-bikes. Do you have any legitimate advice to, like please?
Cause you're a champ, right?
Fuck, hi, guys!
Oh, leeeeee, oh leeeeee, oh leeeeee
Oh no, no not not not...
Oh no, no, no no I missed the ball.
That was almost what I say!
Straight up brother. I'm better in this guy. Yo, if I used to clap before 20 he's a later
Probably eight years old later late. I'm going to end stream and burn my house box if I actually was a guy
My first goal of the game. He was big
What a shot what a shot
I think this guy's probably eight years old, this country's damn attack and how he's playing.
he's got to be ages old and if I lose I'm hanging with the fuck up
cause if I lose bro that means I'm worse than a 80 year old and I can't be more than a 80 year old
stop
Stop!
I'm gonna lose.
Yes, get this!
I'm gonna lose three year old.
No, I'm gonna lose two year old.
That would might've been the clutches demo of my entire life, not kidding.
That'd be real blind dude, real blind.
Yes!
Celebrating it!
Set it up, wait!
I'm not going to this little kid.
Clap each stop. Clap each stop. Clap each please.
Clap me. No, no, no, no, no. Clap each stop.
Mine. See I understand that you clap and you gotta get better at that.
That's it, bro.
Shit, I don't stay.
Can I see a little bit of defense?
Oh my god, oh my god.
He has more boost.
I'm about to lose to an infant, I'm about to lose to an infant, I'm about to not
No, I thought he would backwards.
I mean, oh my god, he just stole. I just stole. He just, I, I just stole.
Yes!
Look!
Here's what I hate, no! Here's what I'm gonna say!
We're not even sure if he really is eight.
Hey, no, we're not even really all that sure if he's actually
we don't know.
Now I'm not gonna lie celebrating against a toddler.
Okay, look, I'm not gonna lie.
We're not even all that way, sure that he's eight years old.
Dude, dude, we don't know that he's eight, Chad.
Wait, that's silver three, not bad,
we're in silver three.
All right, we've done five matches and got five more to go.
Walk the fucking pro chat.
Listen, we don't know that it's eight.
Is there a good assumption?
Yes, his gamer tag is clapping.
Now, what do we know?
He's definitely not 30.
There's not a single 30 year old man with the gamer tag clapping if there is what the hell.
which at that was silver three dude that was my son he's five
okay this guy's a fan's gamer type like what
I
Yes, yes, shut up
This guy is a band name. I
What is this name this guy who there's a band name?
Smurve.
Whoa, whoa!
That's a fucking smurve!
Are you kidding me?
Bro, what is he typing?
one hand on my controller by the way he's jerking off wait no no he's jerking off
Do what? You're disgusting, bro.
Get tripled on. Get tripled on.
Shit. Shit.
I wasn't passing at all!
I wasn't passing, get out!
I'm all back, I'm all back, you turn to bench.
I'm all back, you turn to bench.
I'm all.
He's a smart, no, he's not an expert.
He's not an expert.
He's out of the set of birth.
100% of birth.
No, no, no, no.
100% of birth.
Oh, you're not a smurf.
Oh, not smurf.
I'm bronze.
Oh, wait.
How did no, no, no.
How do you know that I said, she's a smart, if I gave type it?
There's only one theory, bro.
She's in the goddamn stream.
I believe him.
Brother, there's no universe where I would beat a silver and then instantly get destroyed
by a bronze.
That doesn't even make sense.
I'm just forafting.
I'm never winning.
Oh, stream sniping has a smurf. It's like dude gets a pussy like no, but come on, Rao. Stream sniping has a smurf
Bro, or get some penis. Whatever Rao, just get something in you do. Seriously. What are you doing, Rao?
I can already tell I'm better than this guy. I just saw him's game or tag
Okay, I'm 100% better than this guy
You got another W Arena, right?
Yeah, bitch!
Where'd it go, y'all?
It's too easy, Cooca, I'm parma.
Garna, Cooca, I'm correct, I'm parma, I'm back, come on.
He's pinching.
Wait, is he actually a smirk?
If he hit dude, if he is a smirk, I should get a big of a lead as possible.
I had to go! I had to go!
Oh.
We're only sitting up in four kneel, it's been four kneel.
It should have been four kneel.
Go, you're never saving that.
Go.
That was a good break up right there. Nice all!
Can I make even if these smirthing I'm gonna still win because I got a 3-0 lead you know?
one
save
You
Come on, rock the bucket!
Game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game,
Chipped them!
The build wasced!
What?!
No way!
No this literally no way the build was lost!
Satan swear to God!
I'm not sure if I can help you.
What the hell is this?
Wait, wait.
Bitch, I missed it.
Shit on a stick and call me Larry.
I missed guys about this work.
Just guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
This guy's better than he asked.
Bitch, no.
Miss it again.
Oh, no, oh no.
Like, like, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you?
Why do I sell it?
Why do I sell that amount?
What am I doing?
Like, right there, I need to get better.
I'm going to do this.
The guilds lost!
What?!
It's okay, I want I want I have it.
Dude listen hey hey hey if I lose this game I'm never playing rocketeen again
I'm up two goals with 14 seconds
Yeah, I want everyone I want everyone
Wait, the gay man track, the gay man is right.
Okay.
The bills lost.
I'm sorry.
I legitimately thought that this year, with no Patrick Mahomes, no Lamar Jackson, no Joe Burrell,
I thought for sure, for sure that Josh Adams gonna make it for, but I guess not.
It's kind of sad bro. I feel like Josh Allen's legacy is just gonna be like
So fucked cuz like he never even made it to the Super Bowl, you know
I feel like his let like this is gonna be so fucked bro
How do you net how do you never make this Super Bowl and you make it to the playoffs like seven times? How does that even happen?
I didn't watch the game though like to be fair. I didn't watch the game Josh Allen might have played amazing chat by the way
What's our record three and four?
Three and four guys we need three more games and we finally get our bank
All right, this gonna be easy win we just ran away wait what what?
I'm going to get destroyed, I get this already towed.
Yes, yes, yes, bro, once my right gonna be, what is my right gonna be, if I win?
GAME! GAME!
Bro, I- yo, I actually might get silver.
If I- if I- if I- I'm 5-5?
How did he save that shot?
How did he stay my kick off shot?
I was about to say it, bro.
I was slid to be about to say who is this guy?
Who the fuck is this guy?
I'm proud of that, that one was a little bit sad of the ride, that was good, that was good.
Nice shot, man.
Is he just trying to horror farm like what is he?
Bro, is he trying to horror farm with like, safe?
I
You are speed on it, that was good. I knew he was gonna deflect I knew he was gonna deflected to I stayed on it, you know, I mean
That was really nice by him, but he did mess
It's a reward for what I just did call.
Like I've prepared for work knowing he's going to deflect it.
Is there a reward for that?
I did it again! I did it again! I did it again!
I did it again, see?
Prove that smart hardly with the five gifts. You've got me to hardly in the chat
Hardly think I'm gonna five gifts that I fucking love you
Good shot hardly think I'd get this
Why is he doing this?
Bro, I feel like I feel like people in the rocket need to be in a ramp. They kind of just give you the game
Like bro, like don't give you all. I'm asked by bro. You're not even running to the kick-off. I'm gonna win
You're gonna be
if
How do you not get ammo there?
Harley with the candle here!
Don't you hardly hardly f*** me at me!
No.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.
Dude, I think there's enough time to where I secure the wind.
I have such a big lead, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, that's insane, that's insane, that's insane!
Too big of a need to lose.
Guys, I might actually get a good ride
All right, all right guys, yo yo all I got it was
place more place safe place more
Yep this waste time jimble around waste time yep waste time yep yep this
speed racing time?
Pinnon Pinnon? Oh no.
Demo him?
It's over, he lost, he lost.
How much he scores for let it be right now?
Let's go, chat!
Yo, go!
Hold up!
The C-Ox got a 95 yard touchdown.
Save you, swear to God.
Chat, no, I know.
When I'm spinning like that, I need to be power sliding.
Like, chat, I know what you'll mean.
It's gonna take me time to get used to like the good habits.
Bro, we beat another silver, not bad.
Yo, okay, here's the thing.
If I win my next two games, I'll be six and four.
Boys, boys, boys.
Does that mean I'll be gold if I go six and four?
For that more.
The CX got a 95 yard kickoff return.
Chatter baguettes if I go six and four.
What did I get gold?
for
what's up with all these default game attacks do
your ass I'm gonna be brilliant I would never miss that I would never miss that
What do you mean, KAH!
Cook stop it!
Cook shot!
See that was a good scenario of a power supply and sea.
I'm picking up all of it.
I'm picking up all the chat.
Is this guy the lagging the risk of just his brain?
Bro, is this guy the lagging?
Or is it a fucking brain?
I actually can't tell.
Oh my god, I'm in on goal.
Yes!
That dude, those are the clock shots we need if we're going to be a goal right now.
What a shot!
But I instantly had an opportunity score.
Core I instantly score nice.
Another one.
Shit.
No!
Missed it.
How did I understand my goal?
I'm going to be honest with you guys definitely better than me.
But I could try to win.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys about to be better than me.
Don't take it a little bit of luck! No!
I would be lying if I said I was trying to do that.
I swear the god I hit that but okay good go jump on kick off why oh shit oh shit
Nice.
BANG BANG!
Why the pain? This team is so close.
one
and
This is close to scale yet, I'm not gonna lie.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get the fuck out of there, get the fuck out of there.
Yes, this is all you have to do!
That's it, baguette, baguette!
Boys, we might get a good reaction.
just a it's such a simple mistake we got a win we got a win we got a win we got a win
Oh my god, my penis is so shriveled up!
for the way
i miss
yo, locked in, no, locked in
this is me, this is me
what a long travel
what a shot
Come on, come on in!
What a defense!
GAME! Let's go! Let's go!
What a defense!
Guys, one more game, and we get ranked.
One more game.
One more game when we get ranked.
This is our final match.
Our final match to get ranked, bro.
This is it.
This is it. This is it.
This is there, this is there.
What I have a lot of course when I have a lot of creep net, creep net, that's why you
That's why you pre-flip!
Oh, I just shim myself at Iceborn.
What am I?
What?
What am I doing?
No, no.
What am I legitimately, what am I doing?
No, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
Sun!
down to the streamer
getting there, get the fuck in there
it's gonna be a close game, course it is. They always are. Get out of there.
I'll be so happy with that I got it. I got to put on it, but I was just trying to get it up and over
That was tough bro. That was going in no matter what I did. I was trying to get a flood on it. Oh, I almost got it
Close, yeah, I was close
That's why you stay on the ball.
No, I want to die in GTA.
I want to kill my downgrade GTA.
GTA.
Get out of there! Get out of there! Get out of there!
Mines!
It's not that.
No!
You got demo though.
I have to score this.
No option I have to score.
A lot of them are working!
Locking!
It seems to go six and four!
A lot of them are working!
Oh, I hate when they do that and I don't know it.
I hate when they do that and I don't know it because if I know I'm just gonna get shot.
I'm gonna trip around him.
Nice dog coming.
I don't know who scored instantly, you know, like, Ritz back, bro, let it in his back.
Score it instantly.
What a game for the last game.
Wait, if you're actually gonna sit in there, I'm gonna bury the next kick off.
Just a fair warning, buddy. If you're actually gonna sit in there?
No way.
the
road you're actually
go go go
shit on a stick
and call me Larry
you check me you check me
you see me
on that. I just set him up for a golden man. Yep. Wait, this will be so clutch.
I didn't start up the tank. 10 seconds. I just got it up in.
I'm sitting on that again pitch, naughty wall, you get it, fall.
Yes, no time.
Let's see if I can follow you from there.
Now, let's go when he keeps to life.
I'm gonna stop like a choker, yeah?
Hey, six wins, four losses in our placements.
Not bad, all solos, let's see what that place is us in.
Let's see what that it place us in.
What is that place in?
Super 3.
What?
Wait, how many solvers are there?
4, 5, or 3?
How many solvers?
That's not that bad, right?
Pretty realistic.
How many silver are there, chat?
Oh, there's only three.
So we're one off gold.
So if we get on tomorrow in Lockham,
we can get gold.
Not bad, boys.
Not bad.
A six-ling score losses.
I'm not gonna lie.
Especially after how it started.
I thought I was gonna go like one and nine or two and eight.
Oh, I'm gone.
Like when I was, when I was,
when I was, oh and three in the two B2s
and I had that one douchebag teammate griefing.
I thought it was over.
I'm not gonna let go.
Not bad.
Six wins four losses in the one V1s.
It's weird though.
I feel like rockin' makes weird
because some of those foods were just giving me wins.
Like, there was one guy that I beat.
That was clearly better than me.
Like, not a lot better than me,
but I could tell he was a better player than me.
But he just randomly started sitting
and net over and over going through like four essays
because it worked one time.
And then I'm getting three goals off that.
It's like he would have claimed what?
Oh yeah, let me claim my new driver challenges.
You guys are actually fucking right.
Boys, honestly, silver three, not a bad start.
I'm proud of myself, I'm proud of myself, guys.
Legitimately, Legitimately, chat.
I'm gonna hop off.
We got the 1v1 against Zen,
probably coming this week, y'all.
Chat, love y'all boys,
pre-shabudding tuned into the Twitch stream.
Pre-shabudding tuned into the YouTube stream.
Chat, stop with the cheer once,
stop and I fucking love you, brother.
Chat, I'll see y'all boys tomorrow.
We might do some more rocketby grant,
we might do some art sense.
We might even do some cup hand.
I don't know, I'm gonna play it by your,
but, Chat, you want to be one exam?
Yes, I'm gonna 1v1 Zen with a 999 goal lead.
coming sometime this week.
Chat and love y'all boys, I'll see y'all boys tomorrow, man.
Peace the fuck out.
God first God bless.