You
Off the
And the weather's so breezy
Man, why can't life always be this easy
She in America dancing so sleazy
I get it all like
Where are you, BZ?
I'm trying to hit you with the old y-
To laugh at what is good
Why are you
I know, I know
I know, I know, I know
I hope you love the show
All the time
But I'm not gonna fall
Let's take it this
Jack does anybody have a song request? What is your favorite song of all time?
Yeah, what is your favorite song of all time like in your opinion?
What is the greatest song of all time bro?
Mog pussy YRG. I know I know I know mugged by rage. Yes. I know I know I know I know
YRG passes I know I know I know
Chet, what is your favorite song of all time?
Good Life. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have I heard that, chicken deadies?
Chicken deadies, have I heard that?
Oh my God, it's like, yay. Have I heard this?
Surely, surely.
Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay.
Chet, surely I heard it.
Chet, what about like,
I took a pill in Ibiza
to show Ibiji I was cool.
And when I finally got older fell ten years old about fucking it was something to do
I'm leaving out
TITTER THIS ONE
chat how
Why aren't you back? I know I know rage past me chat. I know I know yo, let me say this bro
Let me see what is he out right now
Let me actually check let me check let me check brother brother brother chat
Would you just end?
Bro, he was just alive
He just ended he just ended
Bro, what was he at?
Bro, chat.
I'm still sleeping.
Okay, chat.
He's at 101,000 subs, chat.
And he was at 13,000 at the start of the stream.
That is actually insane.
Like legitimately insane.
Shout out to Rage, bro.
Congratulations to Rage, man.
It makes sense that Rage one, I'm glad he won too.
I think Rage is from Florida,
but I'm glad he won because, what's it called?
Rage is a good guy, but also it makes sense that he won
because I feel like to win a Mr. Beast challenge,
like you have to be three things
to win a Mr. Beast Fiddy-Diddy-Ow, bro.
And this is why I didn't do it.
You have to be three things
to win a Mr. Beast Fiddy-Diddy-Ow.
You have to be smart, you have to be lucky,
and you have to be athletic
because he always does those athletic challenges.
Rage is all of that, bro.
So, hey, Gigi's the rage, bro.
Congratulations to Rage, man.
Gigi's, yes, bro, Gigi's.
But chat, like, if you think about it, right?
Think about it.
How do you win a Mr. Beast video?
Biggest thing, you have to be lucky, okay?
You have to be smart.
Chat, I'm not really that smart, bro.
Look, I am slightly above average intelligence.
Slightly above average intelligence, right?
and you have to be athletic.
And I am, I'm athletic, chat.
Wait, hold up.
Actually, I couldn't win a mystery video.
I'm athletic.
I'm not below average.
Yo, shut up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, shut up, chat.
Shut up.
Nope.
Yo, yo, why every time I say that I'm athletic,
this image comes up?
What is this image?
Every fucking time.
I say that I'm athletic.
Why does this God forsaken fucking image come up, bro?
Chat, the thing is, bro,
oh my God, we have so much shit to do today.
Chat, listen, in five days,
listen to this week chat,
in five days we have a $100,000 chess tournament.
You might be wondering what is the theme of today, bro?
High IQ gaming.
And I know people are gonna laugh.
I know people are gonna laugh.
What is the theme of today, bro?
High IQ gaming chat in five days,
we have a $100,000 chess tournament.
Guys, today I can show you,
I played more games of chess
than I've ever played in a single day.
I played against my brother twice.
Did actually want to show you a game
I had against my brother.
I was winning and I stalemated.
I had plus 31 material, I'm not kidding.
Plus 32.
Chat, I want to, listen to how I walked in here.
I want a 17 day streak 17 day streak, bro
17 day streak man
Literally 17 day streak guys today. I played like 10 games just we're gonna listen more in five days
It is the biggest tournament. I've ever competed in bro
$100,000 chest calm tournament with eight streamers. I need to win
I'm gonna play more than anyone in lock-in. I've been training with my cousin. I've been training with Levy
I'm ready to roll bro. I'm ready to fuck it roll, but I'm not ready. No, I'm not ready because I know what's gonna happen, bro
Hive mind. Why are you clicking shit? Hive mind? You're clicking shit. Hive mind you're clicking shit chat. Listen, bro. I
Jinxy Nicholas Stewart, bro. I jinxed you Nicholas Stewart hailing from tarpon Springs also known as the tarp
Also known as the tarp. I'm not playing yet. I'm not playing yet. I'm not playing yet chat also known as the tarp
I'm fucking locked bro. I'm ready to win this goddamn tournament stable raid. Wait Ron got off
Ron did not raid me bro
What do you mean stable raid?
Ron do you have a binkle? No for chat. Let me say that it's bro
Rage is number one in subs chat. I know I know I know I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it
I was um, I was watching I was watching well actually, okay
So I was chilling, I was chilling with my family, finished eating, finished eating.
I get a FaceTime call from Mr. Beast, get a FaceTime call from Mr. Beast.
He's like, yo, how many subs, he's like, rage is at 10,000 subs at the start of
the stream. How many subs do you think he's at right now? I was like, oh, how
long to be streaming for? Like 20 minutes. I was like, oh, like 15,000,
Like five subs in 20 minutes, insane.
Wrong, she was at like 86,000 subs.
Look in 20 minutes.
Brother, brother, that is a record.
That's gotta be the most subs gained in an hour.
One hour, your rage gained 90,000 subs.
Shout it out to Rage, bro.
Holy deserved, great human being, bro.
I'm glad he won, bro.
It's from Florida dude, TG's in the shot.
But yeah, he passed me, bro.
Deserve 90,000 subs in a hour, bro.
That's 9,000 subs every 10 minutes.
That's almost 1,000 subs in mid of it.
Wait, actually good math.
Wait, no, that's wrong.
No, that's right.
No, that's,
chatter.
Wait, chatter.
Am I correct or incorrect right now?
Am I correct or incorrect?
Ron rated?
Okay, there's no way, Ron.
Oh my God, Ron actually rated it.
Ron actually rated it.
Are we chatter ass?
Yeah, that's the Ron Dale Dingley mouth Ron actually read it did Ron actually raid
Thank you Ron. Oh my god. Thank you Ron chat bro. Um love Ron bro. Literally love Ron guys
Yes, so back to the same in five days chat in five days
We are competing in the biggest tournament of my life, bro
$100,000 chess tournament
$100,000 of chess tournament, bro.
I need to win.
I need to win, bro.
I need to fucking win.
Dead ass, man.
We're about to play a little bit.
Chat, how was y'all's day going in a schedule of 1%?
Bruce, take a bit of time.
Probably gonna get some room.
But it's better, better, better, better, better.
Now, chat, I can't say all of the players
that are in the tournament,
but there is some competition.
You guys could probably guess 1v1
that you would've played me in what?
Chess? In chess?
My day is a one because you started your stream.
So, your day is a one out of 10
because I started my stream.
Are you dead of ass?
Why are you late, kid?
What do you mean, why am I late?
Pay balls.
My day got worse too.
Chat, happy Easter's, bro.
Hey, did y'all have a good day with your family?
Let me go live on YouTube.
Did y'all have a good day with your family, bro?
Did y'all have a good day with your family?
Chat had a good day with my family, man.
Stop talking in burst mode.
That's not a thing.
What are you saying?
I'm not talking in burst mode.
I'm not talking in fucking burst mode, bro.
I'm talking normally shit.
Butch with the five gifted,
W Butch in the chat.
Now guys, the rules are a bit of a simple, bro.
There's eight streamers in it, $100,000 on the line.
Everyone is new to chess.
Everyone is bad at chess.
There's not even a single,
like I didn't know who the highest
in the tournament is.
It might be Emily.
She's like, five out of eight.
I have played the best chess I've ever played in my life
today.
I've been cooking with my cousin, bro.
He's been teaching me the fundamentals of the game.
I'm playing the best chess I've ever played in my life.
The best chess I've ever played in my life, bro.
So Chad, let's play a little game.
Let's play a little game. Let's play a little game. Let's play a little game.
Remember tournament in five days. We don't have any time, bro.
We have no time. Now. Yes. You might be like, Jim C,
but your elo has gone down.
E-Lo isn't everything, buddy.
Just because my elo has gone down, doesn't mean I haven't improved.
Honestly, the only way to improve in,
free pawn. No, it's a gambit. It's a gambit. It's a gambit.
It's a gambit chat. Wait, but we could,
He wants me to take because then it's Queens here
Okay, this guy's actually being a chud. I'm not even good. This guy's being a chub. I'm not kidding
Wait, this night's invincible now
Holding invincible math light
Wait, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna bring your pond out? What are you doing buddy?
Chad, I feel like actually wait, I'm actually locked. I
Feel like I shut down every possible thing you could have did
Tournaments in five days guys focus. Oh and then in six days. We're flying to England guys side event charity match
He's in two weeks. Do you realize that agent texted me?
Let me know if you need a chess opponent yo agent, uh, I don't really want to play you agent agent you're in the tournament, bro
Like I'm not giving you shit
Okay, take, take, because then he's going to know my tendencies, Chath.
You got to always be thinking, take, take, take.
This is not a bad chow.
I think it's better to move this one.
He's going to get his queen involved.
Wait, he just blundered.
He's blundered.
Oh, wait, no, I just blundered.
I just blundered.
Fuck!
I forgot my knight was there.
I literally said that knight was in vins...
Jack, I said the knight was invincible and I let him have the knight, worst player of all time.
I'm banning your ass for the rest of your life!
Focus! Just fucking shut up!
Look, this pawn is protected by the bishop. Doesn't really matter though.
We need to move this right here. Why, Jack? Why are we doing this?
Because now our bishop can develop, right?
Now our pawn is protecting our bishop.
That's a trade. I don't really know if I want to be trading right now because on the contrary, develop.
Which is develop. Develop.
Because then bank, what's he planning?
I'm in check. This motherfucker.
Wait, knight protects bishop.
Knight! Just knight protects bishop.
Bishop attacks bishop.
He's going to probably do a material trade because he's not material and he's a smart player, but then again, this is three out of the low. Maybe nobody's smart.
But then again, this is three out of the low. Maybe nobody's smart chat.
Focus, karma, karma, karma.
He's going to, okay, this is so easy to understand.
Jack, here's what's going to happen. He's going to take this, right? He's going to take this. I'm going to take this. Okay. Just let me, let me concentrate.
He's gonna he's gonna do a trade
Ladies gentlemen if I take this pond look what happens to my queen. So what are we gonna do? We're just gonna be a deck
We're gonna attack. Oh, I think I just blundered. Oh my god. Oh, no, I didn't I didn't
This is safe
Even if the sky is falling down, I know there will be safe and sound
down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
So I'm about to put a hole in my desk.
Can you not, I'm confused.
Can you not, okay?
Wow, we're not gonna be able to cancel
for the rest of the game now.
Like I didn't see that check though.
I didn't see that line.
Like we're not gonna be able to cancel, look.
Brother, brother, I didn't see that line.
I didn't see that line.
Move your queen dumbass. Who are you calling dumbass bro?
Where do you want me to move my queen, uh, Mr. Einstein? Where do you want my queen? This is a battering ram!
Okay, this is the problem because look my queen's pinned. But on the bright side he has to move his bishop.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Now our queen's unlocked.
Guys, let me cook. We're down to material. We don't give up.
He's gonna move this bishop. Watch. He's gonna move this.
Immediately after, I'm gonna take this.
I was not anticipating that.
What is a better play? Should I develop? No, because then I have...
This seems like a better play.
Brother, this guy's actually kind of a cringe lord because...
I'm sorry, but he has to be using an engine.
I'm out of inked it when I said it.
He has to be using an engine, chat.
It's okay, because look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, chat, okay.
Calm the fuck down, analyze.
This bishop is threatening nothing.
Nothing.
So what should we do?
We should create pressure ourselves.
Man, why can't life always be this easy?
What are you gonna do?
Now your bishop has to retreat.
No more of this bullshit, bro.
Your bishop has to retreat.
What I want to do now
is I want to create a battering ram
with my rook and my queen, my cousin Topmanus.
I want to create any battering ram, bro.
$100,000 tournament in five days.
I'm fucking ready.
Wait a minute.
I just saw a naughty play.
Chat, I'm such a naughty boy for this.
Watch this.
I'm actually gross.
Threaten the queen.
Advance the bishop, right?
But he can't take.
I'm actually gross.
I came up with I found this line.
I actually found this line.
Threaten the queen.
What's he actually going to do, right?
He's gonna take that one watch this check. I'm actually I might be the best
I might be the best chess prodigy since young Magnus Carlson
He's gonna take this one. I don't give a fuck. This is called sacking bang bang
Now he's in a fucking blender because then he's gonna lose his knife watch this
Check.
And then if he takes here, we do this.
Am I a chess prodigy?
I might be a grandmaster.
Take here.
We do this.
Am I not a grandmaster?
Why are people typing GG?
Shut up!
Have a little faith!
Watch.
Just let me cook.
He's going to take with his queen.
He has no other engine.
Watch! Just let me cook!
He's gonna take with his queen. He has no other engine possible, blackling.
Try to look. He's gonna take with his queen. I think this guy...
Appreciate the knight. Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
I take the knight, but no, then I...
Taking the knight doesn't do anything. Taking the knight doesn't do anything.
Wait, but now we're infiltrating everything.
I don't think this is a bad shout because then we threaten this queen.
Look, worst case scenario, take take.
I don't think it's a bad shout because now it's, it's queen is threatened, right?
Right around.
It's queen is threatened, okay?
What's he going to do?
He's going to take the rope.
We trade.
Easy trade.
But it's not even a trade because I get a squeak.
He has to, what would I do if I was him?
He would do that.
But I think he's just dead
because isn't this mate?
Isn't this mate?
All right, I'm actually a prodigy.
I think this is mate.
I'm not even kidding.
Levy, please kiss me on the forehead, Daddy.
I love you.
And shout out to my cousin.
Those are my two chess teachers.
Brother, look, he's in trouble.
What is, look, he's an ablender.
The time's ticking, the time's ticking.
Jack, can I just get a,
can I just get a well played?
Can I just give you the well play?
Check, can I just give one well play?
You guys have never said well play
to me a single time in your entire life.
Somebody just type well play.
Your low key beautiful.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Hey, your low key beautiful.
Thank you, man.
No, I actually, it's a real message.
Thank you, bro.
I get probably one of those a month,
so I do appreciate that a minute.
King Gavin, negative, I don't know if I'm a fan,
I'm thinking about Gryff, nuts,
thinking about it's your one.
Top three, fake his chat.
It's not a fake chat, it's not a fake chat.
Somebody's showing love and positivity is not fake.
Now, chat, I think we have checkmate
because he knows that he can't take,
look, I'm actually disgusting.
So his only plan is to save his queen, right?
But then, mate, well, it's not mate, but it's really good.
It's not mate, but it's disgusting
because look at this chat, Reddy.
I'm gonna do what Hakaru does, watch.
So, you know, a few checks, I check,
And then we're threatening the night.
This is pre-material.
If he takes here, I take, and he's down to queen.
If he tries to run his queen away,
I just infiltrate with the rook,
and then we're threatening mate here.
And then we can always do weird checks like this,
and we can start advancing with a pond storm here.
And yeah, and then we can convert mate game to queen.
And then my chat on my Hikaru.
I'm gonna be Hikaru, bro.
No, bro, it's not Magnus. Yo, Jack.
I think he... Okay, I'm not even kidding. I think this guy's using a computer. I'm not kidding.
Wait, so...
I was not thinking about that play.
So he wants to trade Queens. If we do that, we lose the game. Let's not forget.
So what if I do this?
Because now you're in check, but you can't take the rook.
So what do you do now, buddy?
You're in check, but you can't take the book you have no play you lost
You lost you were up five material and you got cocky. So now you lost
You fucking lost materials. I mean
Wait, this is this is a beautiful check
Because
Is this checkmate?
Let me think this isn't checkmate because you can move this king here
But we're sending his king on a little bit of a journey chat.
Jack.
Um, wait, I might actually end up losing the game, guys.
Can I take his Rook?
I think I can take his Rook.
No, no, I'm going to win.
I'm going to win the game.
We're going to get his Rook.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
Do I want his Rook or is there a better play?
Is there a better play?
I think taking his rook is absolutely necessary.
Oh, I don't want to read chat, because chat's definitely just a second, but I think taking his rook, we're then threatening the knight, right?
And then we have the bishop for the trade.
But the thing is, if I take, okay, what's his next play?
Queen f7.
That's his next play, right?
But I think we're still up material, right?
I'm up time. Let's take our time.
This is an interesting play because this protects, but now I need to take this rope.
No, no, no, no. Let's not overthink this.
Because now he's going to take this.
I did not see that.
But like, what, like, ahhh.
This game's not over, this guy's bad enough to lose.
But there has to be something more to this.
I can't trade, if I trade material it's just, it's just wraps, bro, it's just wraps.
I have to get this bishop to safety though.
This bishop is in literal hell right now.
Where I put this bishop is gonna constitute
if I win or lose the game.
Here it dies, here it's okay.
It has some vision and it's protected by the pawn.
Hopefully he moves this queen and gets all manic
and then we can do this.
This is a good little blitzkrieg here.
I don't know if you're gonna go chat.
I don't know, I don't know.
I didn't see that night.
Okay this guy is interesting. See now what if I do this chat? Oh no then I lose my queen.
It's always something bro. There has to be at least one like good play that I can make
right now. This play seems okay, I guess. Bro, I gotta get my, I'm my rook. I gotta get my
rook advancing. ASAP. Okay, this guy's being like an extreme cornball.
Oh no, my queen's backed into a corner if I do that.
Well, now his rook is pinned, or his knight's pinned, because, see, he can't move his knight
because his queen will die.
Well, no, it's not pinned because he's not material.
When someone's not material and chess, it's actually the cringiest shit of all time.
I'm not kidding either.
We have a check here, but what's the purpose of it?
Does the check do anything for us?
I got to get this knight involved, bro.
The check literally does nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, the check does nothing.
Let's not check in. Let's start to actually use some brain cells and let's get this rope going.
Bro, he's just gonna take. I have to do this. He's gonna take, bro. This guy's actually just a fucking
cornball. Okay, this is not me. It'd be stupid if he does that. If I do this, he can't backline me anymore.
I mean you just make one mistake and then all they do is just trade out material for
the next hour.
I don't know though bro am I just a fucking loser like what is it?
Why can I not get to 400ilo for the life of me I don't understand I play my brother
every day play him every day when every time besides like twice he's 400ilo why can't
I get the board to be off!
I'm more of a Chichester Florida.
Take, take.
It's gotta be a blunder. It's gotta be a blunder.
Uh, uh, uh, it's gotta be a blunder, but I just, I can't see it.
Okay.
This is a good play.
Because if I do this, bang bang, no it's all terrible.
If the game's over guys, wait a minute.
Can I just get active?
No, this doesn't do anything either.
None of this does anything.
This is all pointless.
Actually wait, let's let our nuts hang a little bit.
Let's let our nuts hang.
Because what's gonna happen, right?
He's gonna panic, he's gonna over defend,
and we're gonna sequence him out of the game.
This is check, by the way.
Wait, this is a dirty check.
His rook is hung.
His rook's hung.
This is a disgusting check,
because he moves the bishop to slice his through.
Wait, why did it take me so long to see this?
This is like a computer move.
Check, look.
Like, well, no, because,
but then again, his next move is this,
Now he's fucked!
Because the queen- OH MY GOD!
I'm gonna win this ball game.
And then if his work moves...
I- I knew he would.
He just blundered.
We're in the game!
We're in the-
No, I'm gonna lose my-
I'm gonna lose my bitch up.
But he's gonna lose this night!
He did just blunder!
He did just lose material!
Kat, it ain't over till the...
It's not over till the fat lady sings.
Fifty seconds on the clock, I'm down to material.
He will fuck up. We're both $300.
It's gonna come down to who can keep the train on the train track.
That's what this shit is gonna come down to!
Lock the fucking dog!
Yep, there's no way out of this one, Chief.
That rook is gone.
0-7 in the chat.
All we have to rely on now is our wits.
All we have to rely on is our wits.
Okay.
That is enough chess for the day.
I just don't understand.
I don't understand though, bro.
You're so dumb.
Check with Bishop.
Yeah, I know I should have did that.
I know that now.
I know I should have checked with my Bishop now.
You're getting worse, son.
Yo, Alo, shut up!
I got to get back on chess, but give me a minute, give me a minute, give me a minute.
Chat this tour de bittice in five days, bro.
You're so American.
What is that even me?
What is that even me, bro?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
You type that right after I lose the game?
Bro, surely America has good chess players, right?
Surely America has good chess players, right?
Did you know that doing this?
Isn't Hakaru, like from America, isn't Hakaru the number two player in the world?
Bobby Fischer, Hans Nieman, Hakaru is shit, what do you mean Hakaru is shit, who do you
think you are?
If Hakaru is shit, who's good, bro, who's good?
Hakaru isn't number two, yo, you're actually a jackass, bro.
Hikaru's been world number two for what are you saying?
Brother, brother, Bobby Fishers, American, bro.
Bobby Fishers, America.
Like, what are you saying?
What are you saying, bro?
Yo, speed chess.
What like speed chess?
You do this every time I'm on chess, bro.
I'm just chilling right now.
I'm just chilling, bro.
You just every time I'm on chess.
Okay, y'all chat.
We got a b-b-banger fucking video to watch today, boys.
Banger fucking video to watch today.
25 mistakes that 99% of R6 players
makes tips and tricks lock it.
Did you know that doing that-
Now, I'm just gonna say,
I'm probably not here a single time.
Makes noise.
If the enemies are constantly just guessing right,
or you swear you didn't move,
then it could be that you're actually making
the first of 25 R6 mistakes
that 99% of players make.
Every time-
Uh, yeah, this took me probably a year to learn, bro.
Any movement makes noise, bro, even if you're standing still.
When you spin more than roughly 25 degrees,
your character will change to their stance,
giving off an audible footstep.
This audio is telling the-
Everyone above diamond should know this.
...ponents exactly where you are revealing your position.
That's why staying still and holding the same angle
is crucial when hiding in these raps.
Honestly, black, I wanna watch out of them.
Now, some of the ideas in this video
will challenge deeply held beliefs
that you might have had about R6.
I forgot to put it on mouth-watch for now.
I don't believe in how wrong I am
might actually piss you off.
But instead of giving into that rage
and heading straight into the comment section,
I'm asking you to be open to changing your mind
and reflecting on the things that I'm saying.
That's really the secret to uncovering
the massive amount of potential that this video has for you
after our sixth game,
not by remaining in denial of it.
Now, let's go make some mistakes together.
Leaning with shields isn't a belief-challenging mistake,
but it is a mistake nonetheless.
Leaning as a shield-
Getting my shield is the worst thing you can do with a shield.
Field actually exposes your body more, making you easier to land chip damage on.
This is a great video already.
You're going to be cringed to win, which I highly recommend doing, then do it right in
Dome Lean.
If you're playing Thorn or Ella, there's a good chance you put your mines or razor
bloons on common attacker routes, giving you information, and maybe even hoping that
you'll get a kill.
However, this is a small mistake because operators like Legion, Malusie Fender,
or even just a piece of barbed wire, can do it much more effectively.
By doing it with Thorn or Ella, you're throwing potential value down the drain, and the reason
is this.
Because of their quick gadget deployment, they are both super effective when used on
the fly throughout the round to make plays or get aggressive back on the attackers.
Having to dodge a razor bloom or getting concussed right before a gunfight is a-
I don't do this, I use all my traps pre-round.
Major disadvantage is one you can use to be much more effective with both of
these operators.
I see more terrible castle setups than I do good ones, and that's because castle
barricades are capable of helping both teams. A bad castle is even more effective than a
Rorador, being harder to retake by defenders and more reliable as a flank watch for the
attack. The general rule is this, if a castle barricade is giving the attackers free space
in the map, it's not helping your team, it's actually hurting it. The safest option
for castle barricades is exterior doorways and windows, or a complex setup that creates
new ways of sight the attackers want to create. Goeos can have the same problems,
attackers actually using them against you to lock you out of the site or block off your rotates.
If you're barricading doors and placing goyos on them, it's essentially the same issue that
bad castles have, which is again why doing it on exterior entrances and doorways is the safest
option. When it comes to claymores, using them for runouts is the best strategy, but a lot of
players make the mistake of placing them beside the doorways. While placing them like this
buys you a little bit of time, most defenders are smarter enough to check for it before running
out. This is a minor mistake, but it could be costing you easy kills, as placing the
the claymore directly into the doorway will set a trap for the defenders. The barricade
blocks the lasers from poking underneath it, but the second a defender rips or punches
it down the lasers will extend out through the doorway and instantly nuke them. Honestly
though claymores are one of the weakest secondary gadgets. The mistake players make is constantly
picking them over other strong utility like grenades and flashes. I notice that even
in champion people do this all the time. Don't get me wrong claymores are good
for specific plans and on certain sites but because of their lack of versatility
many times they go just completely wasted.
Compared to other secondary gadgets,
Yeah, I would say Claymores is probably the worst secondary gadget in the game, Loki.
They're at the bottom in terms of power levels,
while the other throwable gadgets are all much better.
See, and then, like, smokes are terrible.
Like, here we go.
If you're a pro, smokes are a necessity,
but people who play ranked aren't a pro.
They're like drunk, scrolling through TikTok.
Like, smokes are pointless if you don't actually know what you're doing.
for playmaking, regardless of the site you're attacking.
Let's take this same idea and apply it to Shields.
Shields are extremely good for obvious reasons, even though you might think that they're
cringe.
But remember, Monty and Blitz also have the option to bring smoke grenades.
What this means is that they can get close up on defenders and take space a lot easier
by blocking lines of sight, keeping them more protected and making them more powerful.
So why on earth do the majority of players constantly run hard breach tools or EMPs
on Monty and breach charges on Blitz?
It's understandable for certain sites and with certain lineups, but to default away from
smoke grenades on these two is undeniably a big mistake.
Another big mistake is playing Nock in 2026.
She is still the worst operator- Wait what?!
Wait wait wait wait, what?
When did Nock get nerfed?
To begin the game.
Her gadget is essentially doing nothing because the defenders can still hear you on the
cameras, meaning if they have half a brain, they'll know you're there regardless of
whether you're invisible or not.
If you really want to sneak past cameras, just play Doca B.
calls will kick the def-
Wait, didn't it used to not do that?
...ponders off the cams while giving you audio on where they are and how they do the sound
of your footsteps.
This will also help your team at the same time, creating way more value than not could
ever dream of.
VAS!
...the time lock's ability actually works as if-
I swear you said not to do that!
...the cameras can see you and then you just don't move whatsoever in order to
make zero noise.
But this is just another way to describe baiting your ass off, which isn't a great
strategy when it comes to a tag.
Despite beating your ass off being a terrible strategy, it's still the staple play of the
average Kali player, posting up somewhere and just begging the defenders peek them while
praying that the hit registration actually works.
And if it wasn't clear already, this is a big fat huge mistake, as you're not gaining
map control and you're relying on over-aggression from the defenders in order to actually
create value.
Kali can be a fine pick, but that's only when you're up in the action, taking
space with your team and using the lance to destroy defender utility.
the defensive side. I'm just gonna keep it a buck, bro. Uh, Cali is like, stop. You shouldn't
be using a sniper in Rainbow Six Siege. Period. End of story. It's a one-shot and headshot
game. What is the point, bro? You're just getting less shots off. It's trash. And most players
make the mistake of hoarding their utility. I see like these players, and I don't know
if they strolled in from Call of Duty or something, but I see people trying to like
quick scope with like, just stop. Get on an AR and just play correctly. Smoke
Smoke players won't use a single smoke unless the other team is planting, or if it's the
last 30 seconds of the round.
This results in a lot of rounds being played where you don't use any smokes at all and create
zero value as a result.
It's why you'll instead only use the smokes to waste that time early in the round, extending
out and blocking off attacker entrances.
It's not a bad shout!
It's probably like getting into stronger, close range positions with a pump for some
easy kills.
Smoke's the perfect operator to create value every single round if you can get
ready.
Also, smoke can just buy you so much time.
Like smoke, literally, like I get aroused thinking about it.
Brother, if you use your smokes properly,
that's 45 seconds of time gone.
15 seconds, 15 seconds, 15 seconds.
What's in the canister?
Bro, smoke's like one of my top three
most played on Operator's of all time.
It's like a speed smoke.
Brother, smoke is disgusting.
For the end of the round to use the smokes,
you're missing out on a massive amount of potential.
Got it.
The exact same concept applies to Echo
and is another huge mistake that most players are making.
They post up their drones on site and wait until the end of the round to try and stop the plan.
But what happens when they shoot the drone, or there's too much time left and you're not able to win?
The value of the drones has now been wasted.
When you could have used them earlier in the round to help your teammates stay alive, get killed.
Let me say this, bro.
Because people don't know this, I guess.
Ever.
Until they get to higher ranks.
Mobile rank players don't understand this concept.
You don't need a kill to win a round in Siege.
You don't.
Your only job is to deny the plant.
You don't need a kill.
You can just deny the plant.
People don't understand that concept.
And it literally drives me fucking insane.
It actually drives me fucking insane.
Or waste time on that.
You don't need a kill to wear it.
But early you're guaranteeing value out of them.
By saving them for later,
you're risking the chance that by the time you use them,
it's too late to actually matter.
So use them early on outside of the map
to pick off key players,
or drone a teammate around and call out for them.
when you see an attacker cause a distraction with the yokai while your teammate takes the fight.
This is how you can get more value every single round.
Almost every play you'll make in this game requires one thing,
information.
Whether it comes from the sound of a footsteps, a trap going off,
or literally seeing the enemy with your eyes,
information is what lets you make smart plays in good decisions.
But almost every player neglects the number one source of information, the default cameras.
Some people ch-
Finally. I knew it was only a matter of time before we got to this. Listen.
Check them throughout the round and even more will get on them once they're dead, but nearly nobody-
If you are- No, shh, you're being too nice, Pops.
If you are dead and you're not on a camera,
NEVER PLAY WITH ME AGAIN!
Let me say that again!
If you are dead and you're spectating,
never play with me again!
You know, there will be times my teammate's dad,
I'll set up a flank in.
Hey man, get on this flank in.
Hey man, are you on this flank in?
Sure, bro.
And then I dive into the flank.
I literally want to just...
It's like, it's that simple.
If you're dead, get on a camera.
Period, end of story.
You're not producing anything by spectating.
Maybe takes a look at the default cams at the very start of the round, and that is a huge
mistake.
Using the outside default cams immediately lets you figure out what side of the map the enemies
are coming from based on which cams have been shy.
If any areas are completely safe, the outside default will still be up and you won't see
anyone on it.
Any area that's a potential threat, the cam will be shot or they forgot to and
you'll literally see them on the cam.
Just this information of where they spawn lets you reposition immediately, contesting
every inch of the map the enemies try to take, which weighs more of their drones, more of their
utility, and more of their time. This is a guaranteed way to create value, and even take out
attackers who don't drone at all with the simple power of positioning. Running the shotgun on Deimos
is actually a huge mistake. Hear me out for a second. To increase your chances of winning on
a tag, versatility is a key component. Versatility is what allows you to react to
The last versatile you are, the less options that you have and the easier it is for the
defenders to deal with you.
Now let's apply this to Deimos.
The 44 Vendetta is absolutely lethal in the close range, dealing a ton of damage and
being able to fire off shots in a rapid fire fashion while maintaining high mobility.
This lets you swing aggressively onto defenders and tear through them extremely quick.
The pump achieves the same thing, being incredibly strong in this close range.
Both of these weapons give you the same result, close range dominance.
But when it comes to longer ranges, the vendetta's falloff damage means you're relying more
on headshots and it loses out more often to SMGs and DMRs.
Not a bad shout!
Not a bad shout at all!
It comes to gunfights because his optimal range is only the close range when you have the
bomb equipped.
Oh my god, Spider-Man repel.
This is something you should be doing on bank every time as well.
The AK, you're giving yourself a try.
I'm stimming right now.
tool to take long range fights while still having the 44 Vendetta to dominate in the
close range.
His versatility is now higher and he's going to be stronger overall because of it.
There are a ton of examples of this in Siege, like using the FMG-11 on Smoke or the MP5K
on Mew.
It's the same concept as using Claymores all the time instead of the more versatile
grenades or flashbangs.
The more that you can stack these advantages and maximize your value the easier everything
else becomes.
So beware of the demo shotgun trap and beware of limiting your versatility.
Glass Nades.
That's a mistake.
Glass is an operator whose only ability is a thermal scope.
Without using smoke grenades, there is no ability besides the scope to banana people
DMR.
If you're relying on glasses scope to see people, it's either time to get a bigger
monitor or give up on your hopes of hitting a higher rank.
If you can't see, you can't shoot back.
You gotta shoot back in a first person shooter.
However, this game has a lot of strategy and the smokes are what enable Glass to
use his ability well.
But only having two smokes does limit Glaz's power levels compared to other ops, you absolutely
need them in order to be self-sufficient as an operator.
Relying on teammates to smoke for you is a great way to end up in a situation where they waste
them accidentally or get spawned peeked before getting into it so use them, leaving you with
a wasted operator pick and relying only on your gun and some grenades to get the
job done.
Now, if you need an operator for flank watch, you're probably picking Gridlock
or Nomad.
And no, that's not a mistake, that's actually very smart, very good job, good
for you.
And Akir is only playing these operators as flank watch.
Nomad and Gridlock are extremely strong when played aggressively.
Nomad can use the air jabs to launch defenders out of cover right before she pushes and Gridlock's
tracks generate a ton of stun.
They don't even know what's happening in front of them.
For many rounds I see players who picked these operators being 100% invested in flank
watch missing out on the end of the line.
No way you fell for that.
Miho, Miho, Miho. I'm sorry, I'm just nitpicking there, but what is this?
Being 100% invested in Fl-
Miho.
That's not a person.
Thank watch, missing out on-
Let's get it, get out there.
World of-
That would be a broken spot if you got that.
No way I ain't gridlocked that.
Maybe with a Zoli?
All right, now it's time for a pop quiz.
You've picked Cade on the basement site of Nighthidden Labs.
You put one claw on the single wall and one on the double.
How can a single attacker counter this strategy?
Striker.
You go EMPs and then you bring hard breaching charges easy, or you could go Maverick with Ash
Okay, you might have come up with two different options. The first is Maverick who can bruh I'm so tough
Burn through the wall completely ignoring the electroclaw the second of course
It's striker with EMP gadgets and hard breach tools
I need to feel the touch of a woman bro. The shit is getting bad
I mean VR chat like no no I need to get my shit together y'all a classic
Like, no, no, chat! I need to get my shit together! Literally!
It's been more popular choice, but what if I told you that you're actually fumbling with
Cade and making one of the most common mistakes in the entire game, the placement of the
electroclaws. We're gonna hold these walls the exact same way, with one claw on each wall,
but instead of placing the claw at the top or bottom, which is extremely predictable,
we're gonna place them halfway up the wall and as far to the left or right as possible.
Because everybody's going to predict that the Kade is right here.
Not about people doing this. This is actually like probably the best tip. I don't know.
While still getting all the panels. That way when Stryker comes along,
thinking she's slick with the EMPs and hard breach tools, she's in for a big surprise.
I thought Stryker was a dude. I didn't even know that.
Eyes when the EMPs do absolutely nothing. 99.9% of Stryker players here will EMP
the top and bottom of the wall. Leaving them stranded with hard breeches that can't even be
used in an empty stock of EMP grenades. And if you want to take it a level further, you can just
pick up and place down the cave claw the second it gets EMP to reset it and beat the timing on
the hard breech tool. Not only is this a common placement mistake with cave, but it's also
an extremely common oversight by attackers to rely entirely on EMP gadgets to get the job
done. It's why Maverick is almost always the better option when it comes to solo breaching,
having no direct operator counter. And if you can find just one reliable teammate, Thatcher
will always win out against Cade, in which case Thatcher and Thermite is gonna be the
number one option here. However, from my experience in the North American ranked trenches,
a reliable teammate is much more rare than an unreliable one.
Speaking of your terrible teammates, just mute them. When someone is talking trash
to their own team, most people leave them unmuted, sacrificing their mental game in fear of missing
pivotal call-outs. This is a huge mistake, as these kind of players drain your focus and mental
energy, making you play much worse. Honestly, these are just the worst kind of players.
Yeah, but like sometimes they're so demonic, and there's such demon spawns, and there's such
hellhounds, that like, if you mute them and don't reply, they'll just team kill you.
There's really no way out. Sometimes, bro, you cue a game. You're just destined to lose. And this is, I found peace in this, bro.
You know, when you think you're in control of your destiny or something, when you're solo queueing, it's all just a flat of shit.
Sometimes, bro, you get a great team. Sometimes it's just the higher will. You're destined to fucking lose. Point blank here.
They wear and make any callouts and they constantly use their mics to bring everyone else down.
Muting them allows you to refocus on the game without worrying about what the guy is going
to say while you're mid-clutch or mid-round.
It's draining, it only makes you play worse and realistically their callouts are going
to be garbage a lot of the time and end up getting you killed.
That's also why muting players applies to teammates who have really bad calls.
There's no need to argue with them, call them stupid.
I think the best, I disagree.
In my opinion, I think the best thing you can do with a sociopath on your team is just
say, my bad man, just kill them with kindness.
Just be like, my bad man.
Or bring down their mental game by turning into the guy we just talked to.
Now fuck that, team kill him!
No, no, kill that boy!
Don't let him get away with it, actually no.
Stop that abstracts.
Retract that thing and just team kill.
No, and sad you can just mute them and move on, preserving your-
Not because, because then they think, no, then they think they're right.
Then they think they're right.
No, no, just, just team kill em'-
Just team kill em' actually!
Gameplay and-
Because then they think they're right.
No, no, just pop em'.
By muting your teammates, they can still hear you,
meaning you can continue to call out and provide value to your team that way.
Have you ever felt though, like your teammates are just the worst players of all time?
Literally, every game of every minute of every day of my life,
for the rest of my life.
I actually think, I'm not kidding when I say this,
I actually think half of my teammates on Siege
are under the influence of marijuana, alcohol, or both.
Every time I play, when I watch people play,
it's like I actually wanna vomit.
I don't know.
Like, how are you even supposed to rank up?
When I saw Lucky, obviously.
When you keep getting, quite literally,
the most dog water players you've ever seen, while somehow always playing the best players
in the world.
It's actually insane at how much you are complaining about your teammates, instead of
being a good teammate.
Mooda, call you in like 5!
Yourself, I got you bro, you are the problem.
And thinking all your teammates are trash might be the most common mistake in all of Rainbow
Six Siege.
Your teammates would have a much easier time being good teammates if you started doing
everything within your power to help them succeed, so instead of complaining that they
run in and die on attack, start picking Finca, stim them, and use them as live bait to gain
space and trade them out, or start using your utility to create distractions on site, pulling
roamers away from the roam, and making it easier for your teammates to gain control
in other areas.
Having good teammates often just means being a good teammate yourself.
It doesn't mean you have to play Thermite every round, it means you need to do anything
at all that makes their jobs easier.
Focusing on how terrible they are will only make it more likely that they continue to be terrible and that you refuse to adapt to how they play.
And truthfully, if 99% of the Firebase be set there in this game without getting bad teammates, how can that even work?
Like, the math isn't math in here, guys. They're not terrible. You're just focused on their mistakes instead of yours.
For example, you might be making the common mistake of acing breaches like this.
This makes it so you have to vault in, which significantly reduces your mobility and gives the defenders a sound cue.
Doing one of them crouched is better, but crouching through a hole also drops your mobility and puts you at a disadvantage in fights.
Instead, stack the cellmas on top of one another to open one big hole that lets you push through it in various different ways.
But who am I kidding? Ace is banned first every game, anyway, and so is Mira.
Honestly, I'm getting kind of sick and tired of it, guys.
Ace is understandable. He's extremely versatile, has the best gun in the game, and is an ST.
Look where the reality situation is no one wants to play Habana and Fermat because their guns suck people
I hate because the guns good and that's valid bro Habana like her guns okay, but it has 21 bullets. They're my gun
It shoots like this
I could like write a novel in between each shot. They're my gun sucks
It goes
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
Like, it's ass.
So yeah, I'm gonna do say some to my bones to guy.
Here pick on any site and any map.
But Mira, she's good, she's good.
Don't get me wrong, but she's not the number one band
on every single map.
Stop making the mistake of lazily banning operators
because you're too busy scrolling TikTok
and instead think about the ban
and the strongest operator for that map.
You're really sad!
You're actually working your brain to plan ahead
and think about these things
will help you develop the crucial skill of planning
that most players are missing.
Okay, so less mirror bands, got it.
Now that that's out of the way
and you might actually get around in on Mira,
let's talk about the most common mistake with her.
You spawn into a round, go reinforce your wall
and plop that Mira down right away.
Okay, good to go, but is there any way
that this could possibly be a mistake?
Well, it's not a mistake necessarily,
but more of a mediocre choice
and just has better options.
Because by doing this, you're leaving a pile
of opportunity and value on the table.
Doing this allows the attackers to drone it out in the prep phase, and plan around it, pick ops to counter it, and destroy the window much easier.
However, by simply waiting until the prep phase-
Who doesn't discuss- Yeah!
I would say having like one mirror in your pocket is always good.
...is over, attackers have to re-drone to safely find the windows without walking into them, and might not have the utility to actually-
What's the number one gotta make?
...to force them to rotate somewhere else, and simply choosing a different spawn like they could have done in the main.
Knowing where a mirror window is as an attempt to clear it immediately, you can just wait to put
these down as long as you want. You can check cameras at the start of the round because you're
going to start doing that now, right? Good. Because once you do, you can see what side of the map
they're pushing and place your windows to counter that specific push. All of a sudden,
mirror goes from a top operator to a consistently annoying and threatening operator that the
attackers are forced to deal with every single time.
For my last operator gripe, Lion players.
I swear, people pick Lion just to feel like they're doing something.
Calling a Lion scan with zero motive is a massive mistake that nearly every person makes
when playing Lion.
You need to use the calls as your team is pushing the site or to take space off of
drones.
A Lion scan buys you time and by droning something out to see if it's clear and
then calling a scan, you're decreasing the odds of a defender rotating into that
position during that time window between getting off the drone and actually taking the space.
Lyon can be good, but he's super overrated by players who are constantly making this very obvious
mistake. The biggest mistake of all across all time and space of Rainbow Six Siege is locking
roles to operators. Vigil and Kav are roamers while Smoke and Echo are anchors. While thinking
of the- Vigil and Kav are kind of bad, bro. I just use Mothy, bro. No one can drone me.
I'm un-fuck withable, and that'd have a C4 and a gun that hits like a truck.
Operators like this can be helpful for knowing what operators are good for what jobs.
It can also be harmful when it comes to maximizing your values.
Chips, he's got a trick!
That Echo Strat is so gross!
The canv can also prove to be a perfect anchor hitting short flank routes
and repositioning with their silencer on areas that the attackers are relying on sound for.
Instead of thinking of operators locked into these roles,
think of each one as a different tool to achieve a specific task.
A hammer is used to pound nails, but in reality it's just a heavy piece of metal.
That's why a hammer is also a perfect paperweight.
It may not have been designed to be a paperweight, but if you need something to hold your paper down,
a hammer will definitely do the trick.
In the same way, smoke isn't an anchor, the smokes are just a perfect tool to hold space and stop pushes.
While this of course applies to the bomb site, it also applies to everywhere else on the map,
meaning he can hold strong position with the tools he provides.
And for our final mistake some players run this charm or this charm or this fucking thing what the
What the fuck do that but what most players don't know is that your charm radiates aura and actually
Hey, don't be a video though mess don't be video bro. Hope y'all learned some good tips inside of there now Chas
You could have seeds, bro. I had it epiphany yesterday, bro
I had a fucking epiphany as y'all know we did a battle in tournament yesterday. Who enjoyed the battle in tournament?
I thought it was peak
We need to do a siege tournament, bro
We did one with streamers it was 3v3 though, and it was fucking shit, bro. I organized it horribly
I have a way better way to do this, bro. So
5v5
streamer
Like this will be peak. Just let me cook. I have the blueprint. I'm never gonna do a bad tournament again
I have the blueprint
5v5 streamer
Turn me on R6. All right
40 streamers
Eight captains
Live draft as always. All right
Okay, let me cook.
In order to play the tournament, rules to enter, state, listen, listen, listen, so there's
never a fucking, never an issue again.
State your peak rank, not current, not current, oh I'm bronze, oh you're bronze, okay cool,
we'll drop you in the last round, oh but I was plat three seasons ago, like I, no,
State your peak rank plus hours played plus region.
Why is this important?
Because if a player is in Tokyo, it
doesn't tell the captain of the team, hey, man,
why are you on 400 pay?
This needs to be, this needs to be all here, okay?
All here.
Now, we have never done a tournament like this before.
We've never done, we've done our six tournament
for streamers, we've done 1v1s,
we did 2v2 with one streamer of rough.
This is the best format possible
because C just meant to be played in a 5v5.
I don't know why when I did this a month ago
or two months ago I did 3v3.
This is meant to be played in a 5v5 format.
We get 40 streamers.
Now, there are allowed to be good players, right?
I think every team should have at least one good player.
Why?
I don't think it really flows that well
if there isn't good players, because then everybody's
running around like chickens with their head cut off.
Every team should have at least one good player, right?
Now, if we do this, and this is all executed perfectly,
we get everybody's peak rank, everybody's hours played,
everybody's region.
If you don't respond in this format,
you are not permitted access into the term because I want to have a Google Doc
sheet of this is this player this is his P crank this is his hours plate this is
his region so there's no questions bro because the drafts get dicey nobody knows
jack shit nothing high-five Scotland hive mind what it's up bro how are you
What are you doing, man?
You have something missing here, bro, I'm good,
but you have something missing here in all caps.
If you cancel, you are never playing the tournament again.
Thank you.
Unless you have an emergency.
If you cancel without a valid reason,
are never playing a tourney again. Example emergency or something personal.
This is the perfect blueprint. This is the perfect blueprint, bro.
I mean, I have mine. Anything else in here? Anything else in here?
How do you feel about the genre of game they play? So what if they're a really good FTS player?
Yes. Joe mentioned this. This is a great point. Plus, games you're good at.
Like for example, oh yeah, I'm unranked and battle the ring.
Okay, we'll draft you in the last round, but I hit 30,000 in CS like what like, you know what I'm saying?
Really injured really injured
Yes
Because here's the thing, if all of this happens, check,
if everything in here is executed perfectly by me,
high-vives, and the streamers, most importantly,
because it's 40 people,
if everything's executed perfectly,
we should have a tournament with a somewhat balanced team
where anyone can beat anyone, bro.
I'm tired of these unbalanced fucking teams, bro.
I'm tired of the fucking last minute fucking cancellations
without a single actual good reason.
Some people, some people had good reasons.
Some people did not have good reasons.
Oh man, I forgot.
Like, all right, bro, you're banned.
Now, 40 streamers, eight captains, live draft, rules to enter,
state your peak rank, plus your hours playing,
plus the region you're playing in,
plus other games you're good at.
If you cancel without a valid reason,
you are never playing in a tournament again.
Example, emergency or something personal is fine.
Okay?
I don't know, Mom.
Anything else?
Yeah, that's good.
Chad's talking about a mooder rule,
But I feel like it's on the streamers to have a delay if they want.
Um, and also nobody should be streaming something.
So like that's not like, I don't know, I feel like that's common sense.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, I mean, like streams, like the thing is, right?
We're never in a million years going to get 40 streamers to add a delay to the stream.
Uh, first off, adding a delay to your stream is dog shit anyways,
because you can't interact with your chat.
Oh, yeah, let me say this.
If you stream snipe your band from all turnies, I don't really think stream finding has been
an issue though.
Like I don't think anyone has been snipe.
Just make sure we have everything on the list.
Anything else I have in mind, anything else.
This looks beautiful, bro.
In chat, the thing is, with all the interest in these tournaments, like people want to
play them like we could literally do this in the next two weeks probably either this weekend or next weekend literally but like
this
Is this is the best way to do a tournament because?
There's so many streamers getting involved. It's cool to see there's so many communities getting involved get like 40 people is peak
Right eight captains live draft all peak now the problem is with a draft
It's people love to just be as cryptic as possible. I don't know what it is
People love to just be as cryptic as possible. Like, oh, yeah, man
I've played a couple of times. It's like and then they end up just being like a dodge
I guess just because they want to win but with this format, it's impossible to lie. Literally, you know what I mean?
So I think this should be good, bro
money. They're going to be, they're not going to be brought up. It's not like a sports
thing.
You too. You too. It's good. You too. It's good.
They're not going to be brought up. It's just how it works.
That's YBG role. Okay. Yeah. I mean, just, I'll just say, I don't know, general common
courtesy I don't know yelling during a 1v1 I don't know yeah general common
courtesy I yeah just just be like like common sense human I think this is good
bro I think this is good I might listen the draft did go too long I think we
I think we need a timer. I think we need a timekeeper, bro. I'm not even kidding. The draft did go 50 minutes above what it was supposed to. I'm not kidding.
Yeah. Um, you're right. It wasn't also really the draft. It was like people were just kind of like yapping before. Some people were late to the draft.
We should just start the tournaments. I think we should just start the tournaments earlier. That way there is time to just like fucking burn.
Like, not to burn time, but you know what I mean, like, have extra time.
Like I said, it started to draft at like five, started at like 430.
You know what I mean?
That's right.
Okay.
Let's see what Chad is.
He's not really mind if the draft is long, because the draft is beat.
I don't mind that.
Losers bracket, no.
Takes forever.
It would just take forever, Chad.
It would take forever.
They're going to turn them into one-to-two.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep.
No, no, no, no.
I like the format of just BO1, BO1, BO1.
It literally takes five hours every time.
It's perfect.
There's no reason why a tournament should be over
or under a four to five hour period.
Zero reason.
Now chat, this tournament will be peak.
We've never did this.
We've never did five streamers to a team.
This tournament will be fucking peak, bro.
I do think there should be at least one competent player
per team.
Now chat, should we involve like champs in this or no?
I think they would just run through people
to make it boring.
Because if you're going to get champs, you need to get eight champs.
That way there's one per team.
But I don't know, I think they'll just, like, if we put Stomp in this tournament,
I mean, he's just going to literally undress people.
I feel like they're going to get like one, yeah.
If you put Stomp on a team, I feel like he could just 1v5.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Um, yeah, so I think I would kill it.
I'm walking along.
Yeah.
Because I don't mind having like, uh, you know, like kind of like,
And it's not even, it's not even Archie and Yuvi's fault at all, but like that old 3v3 tournament, we didn't do a draft.
Also, it shouldn't have been 3v3, but like they have the best team in the tournament by miles.
I had no idea they were class, which is also again, my fault.
This right here, if we implement this, uh, it's we'll know where everyone's at.
It's going to be a grind to get it 40 times, but we'll literally know where everyone's at as a player.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. This guy says, if you're lying about any of your peak ranks, games you're good at, hours played in permaband, I mean...
Yeah, that's kind of a no-brainer, yeah. If you're lying about shit to like sneak into a team, you should be bad.
Because you're just ruining the integrity of the tournament. I understand everybody wants to win.
It's pretty shit if you lose in the first round, but it's just common. This falls under general common courtesy.
But yeah, I think this is good, bro. This is a good format.
It should be good. I think servers are hard, right?
Because I don't really know, like, I don't think streamers know, like, the bug or roles.
I'll just decide that. That's not a big deal. I'll just decide the servers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, yeah, I'll just make it fair. Like, what I like to do is you can't really do, like, an average ping,
But like the thing is if it's like, oh, well, our team ping is higher than yours, but then it's like their best player on their team is on 100 ping. It's like, all right. You know what I mean?
Yes.
Because it all that matters is their best player.
No, I think that's good. I think that should.
Cool. Yeah. Let's save all this and let's just say, it'll either be this Sunday chat or next Sunday.
I'll have to see what's possible. I'll be in England this Sunday, but I'll still be able to do all this.
I'll still be able to do all this. I probably just won't play, or I might do the Muda thing where I just get the scraps, like what we were going to do.
I don't know what I'll do yet, Chad.
E-mode only is that there's no way any stream is going to do E-mode only during a game.
Yeah, just all falls under general common courtesy.
Yep, all right.
All right, I appreciate you having mine.
I
Think this is beat yeah, so this is either be this Sunday or next Sunday depending on who actually wants to play um
But yeah, I'll be in England this Sunday. So maybe next Sunday, but it's gonna be Pete bro. This is gonna be
Never did it before never did it a 5v5 streamer tournament ever ever ever with only only series
I'm going to be in England in six days, six days, bro, six fucking days, man, I'm going
to be in England in six days, chat, uh, just a fair warning, guys, little heads up of the
schedule.
Um, I'm going to be in England in six days, uh, the chess tournament is on Friday.
I'm going to be in England on Saturday.
On Saturday, it's going to be like my shortest stream of the year.
probably going to be like two hours. I'll stream for like three to five but then I have to fly for
like eight hours. I'm not going to miss a single day. I already planned everything out. I have a
whole set up there. But yeah chat, what stream should we do in England? Like do you guys want
me to do a football stream while I'm there? I think we should do like one football stream.
We should do like one football stream, bro, but uh, yeah, I don't know how we could do it.
I don't know how we could do it.
Do a UK stabbing stream time that actually is bad.
Not that just bad.
Not that.
All right.
But yes, bro, I'm going to be in England in literally six days, bro, literally six
days.
So what should we do in England?
Okay.
I still want to do desktop streams, but chat, uh, who could be streamed with an England?
Who could be streamed with in England chat?
Who could be streamed with a problem?
Ooh, probably Deji.
James.
Yes.
like a streamer game or something that'd be pretty fun like uh I don't know like three on three or
something has anyone ever done that but then again the thing is people could get injured though
people could get injured but I don't know I don't know what am I doing in England but I
think this is a good idea I'm gonna do at least one IRL stream in England but yes probably in
England it's six days bro very excited chat I'll be there a week before the match so my body
he can actually adjust to the weather, bro.
Or might not to the weather, to the schedule.
To the schedule.
Now chat, we have a chess tournament in five days, bro.
We have a chess tournament in five days.
I have been locked, chat.
What games should we play today, chat?
Should we hit up some more chats?
I'm trying to get a bunch of games
under my belt before the tournament
so I don't make a complete ass out of myself.
like I'm trying to not make a complete ass out of myself bro dead ass man
did it do
hi by scott yo hi mind what's up bro hi mind what is up hi man what is good
you know I was thinking about content ideas bro and it's like where is Bonnie
I believe England. Why did you ask? You want, let me, as a director in this company, as a creative director in this company, you want me to do IRL stream with Bonnie Blue have us.
I'm not doing a stream in England with body fucking blue.
So, again, do the bus stream, it would be peak, a 20-D1.
What's the best type of coffee, Chad?
El husband, El father, El dad.
I'm not there!
What's the best type of coffee to drink, Chad?
Cappuccino?
Or macchiato?
What is the best type of coffee?
What the fuck happening here?
here first-time chatter what the fuck happening here your mom yeah bro like
I'm trying to think of like what stream I could do in England where I like I don't
like because if we do a football stream I could get injured I could get injured
bro I could get fucking injured chat I don't know I don't know I don't know hurry
up stop watching the stream take off that Chivas jersey
Call Mura back? I got you. Mura!
Janky! Finally! Tell me I'm not the only one getting bombarded with the archived messages!
Mura. We have to have a conversation, bro.
Please.
I'm 24 years old, bro. I'm probably gonna have a son within the next five years, bro. If my son were to see that like if my son were to see that clip of me in a cage getting spanked.
I don't know if he would even respect me. So, I'm retiring from VR chat, bro.
I need to get my life together, bro.
Oh my god.
I made a decision, bro.
I need to get my life together, dude.
Why are you starting to say it?
Thank you, bro.
If we go down, we go down together.
If we go down, then we go down together.
Let's chat, like, I'm retired, bro.
Guys, guys, I'm about to have a kid, bro.
Guys, I'm about to have a kid.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'm literally gonna have a kid, bro.
I'm gonna have a kid.
Like, I'm gonna have a kid.
What is this?
Gucci, what is this?
Should I lay down?
Yeah, go on.
Yes, mommy, yes, mommy.
Ah!
Hi, hi, hi.
Hi, honey, please.
All right.
Yeah, I got to get my life together.
So I am retiring from VRChat, bro.
I'm in a cage getting spanked.
I'm retiring from VRChat, guys.
I'm just going to keep it as simple as possible.
I'm retiring, bro.
legitimately that is a all-time low
That is a all-time low
That's my boss bro heart heart heart break emoji. You're probably lying, but w
You chat. Why do I smell like absolute dog shit right now?
Why do I smell like absolute dog shit right now guys? I need England stream ideas. I'm gonna be in England
I'm gonna be in England bro
Jinx you do one million sperm versus one egg with Bonnie blue stream of mods permanently banned avid baby consumer
Thank You mods appreciate that guys
If I'm in England I need to stream with Nancy at least once if I'm in England I do see much inch at least once bro
at least once
Two fuddiest Cuban beings maybe of all time. I need to be I need to be doing this in England
I didn't do this in England bro. At least one time
before I die
Like this needs to happen. I'm gonna be in England for a week a week
I got like plan that shit out bro cuz I'm leaving in a week bro. That's yo I smell terrible right now
I don't know why I'm like sweating bullets, bro. I smell like shit
literally now chat now chat now chat what game are we playing today I hope you
get robbed in England appreciate that Gucci Gucci come to Birmingham okay
chat what is the best city in England to visit what is the best city in England
visit because I'm going to be visiting places. I'm going to be visiting places.
What is the best city in England to visit London? Somebody said Brickston as
well. Brickston. Inside Brickston, London's most notorious hood reborn. So let me
get this straight, bro. I just said what city should I visit in England?
and you typed Brixton, come to Luton, JinxD.
All right, what is Luton?
Let me check out Luton.
I'm, cause I'm trying to sightsee.
I'm trying to sightsee when I'm in England, bro.
Luton.
They got a football club here.
Okay, Luton looks pretty nice.
Luton looks pretty nice.
Chad Luton looks pretty nice, no.
Go to Paddington.
Highbites, what?
Highbites, what, what, what?
I'm trying to visit places in England last time when I was in England. I was there for like
Two days. I'm gonna be in England for a week. I'm gonna go for a week guys
Go to Glasgow I've heard of that don't they have the Rangers or something
Brother Glasgow's in Scotland
I'm not gonna be in Scotland. I'm gonna be in England. I'm gonna be in London
Bro, yeah, I got to do a stream with James, bro.
I got to do a stream with Daddy too, bro.
Wow, chat.
Okay, Glasgow looks nice, though.
Bro, Glasgow looks nice.
Glasgow looks nice!
Wow, wow, wow.
You chat, are there any Champions League games happening
when I'm in England?
Are there any Champions League games happening?
I'm not doing a Lily Phillips stream, shut up.
Blackpool, go to the Blackpool.
Now I've never heard of that, bro.
Blackpool, it's out of England.
Okay, it has a nice beach.
It's like the GTA spot at the first wheel.
Okay, now that looked too bad.
Go to Leicester.
Isn't this where who played at this club chat?
He had like the Jamie Vardy, right?
Right didn't Jamie Vardy have like a crazy season here wasn't it Vardy
Get in Jamie Vardy have like a crazy season
This is Lester
Yeah, I don't know I don't know which I don't know what I'm gonna do when I'm in England, bro
I'm gonna for a week, bro
Bro, I want to go to uh, I want to go to Buckingham Palace, bro
Well, the last one was in England. I was there for literally two days
I'm gonna be here for a week, bro. Like I want to actually like do shit when I'm in England
I want to actually like go out of my room
What actually got in my room, bro dead ass
So what would you brought a woman do yet, bro?
Wait PSG Liverpool is in England say you swear to God say what a lot he broke
April 8th, wait I'm not gonna be in England on April 8th, wait April 14th, 2nd leg, is
this in Liverpool?
Please tell me this is in Liverpool, is this in Liverpool?
Yes!
What?
This is in Liverpool!
Save a lot of me, bro!
It's the second leg as well.
I have to go to this game.
I've never been to a football game in my life.
Bernard, how expensive is tickets to Liverpool
versus PSG's second leg, April 14th?
I don't know.
second leg April 14th.
For the Liverpool versus PSG second leg April 14th, the Anfield ticket prices vary.
On resale platforms, the lowest listings start around 480 US dollars.
In the UK, some listings begin at roughly 296 to 322 and can go well over a thousand pounds depending on the section.
But Bernard, what if Bernard, what if I wanted to stream,
but not stream the game, just be in the crowd?
Could I bring a camera into that, into Amphiel?
Bringing a camera to a stadium like Amphiel
is a bit nuanced.
Generally, small personal devices like phones are allowed.
But if you're thinking-
This is such a big game though, Bernard, I like it.
Most stadium policies prohibit them
without prior media accreditation.
So if you just wanna capture some personal,
casual content, your phone is fine.
but full on streaming with serious equipment,
probably not without official permission.
Bro, chat, I don't know anybody in Champions League, guys.
It's probably cut, bro.
There's no way I could stream that.
Like it's too last minute too.
Brother chat, I don't know anybody in Champions League, bro.
I get that, it's a big...
There's, I don't know.
I mean, I could try, chat, I'll try,
But I don't know, bro.
There's no way.
Bro, that is such a p-game.
I've never been to a football game in my life.
Never.
Never been to a professional football game.
That would be fucking insane.
Second leg in Anfield versus the defending champions.
Oh my God.
I'd be able to actually see like Mo Salah in person,
Virgil van Dere, I mean, bro.
I'm gonna try chat. I'll say this. I'm gonna try I'm gonna try chat. I'm gonna try let me call Jinx. Let me call Jinx. Let me call Jinx. Jinx has to probably know somebody chat. Hasn't Jinx seen United Games? I think maybe.
Let me call Jinx bro. Let me see.
I think maybe let me call James, brother, let me see.
Try some.
Oh, wait, I didn't call him what's that I forgot, I forgot.
And he called him what's that?
Okay, as you know, bro, um, obviously I'm going to be in England soon, bro, and we are
still going to have sex.
Yeah, this guy. Yo, Ginge. Okay. Listen, this is serious phone call. Okay?
I cannot wait to phone you.
Okay, Ginge. Ginge.
Brother.
Yep.
Have you ever streamed a Champions League game before?
You already know the game. I'm gonna ask you, bro.
Uh, would you mean by streaming the Champions League game?
Like, I mean, don't stream the game.
I just mean like, you're in the crowd and you're streaming.
it. No. Is it hard? Well, it depends. What game are you going on about? Bro, what if I
know you love United, bro? But what if me and you went to the Liverpool PSG game if we
oh my god you're right bro you're right you're right you're right I didn't think
about that you're right because you have like a fucking united top bro
But if they recognize me, it's fucking...
Oh my God.
I realize.
Chaddy would get killed.
He would.
Marlon streamed Wolves, but...
Wait, hang on, hang on.
Are you older than that game?
Ging, listen, I'm gonna be...
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm gonna be in England from April 12th to April 18th.
I will...
I would...
I've never been to a professional game before.
I would love to go to this game and support Liverpool.
But you can't go.
I can't go because you support United, bro.
I know, I know.
I don't want to go because I still keep shit stadium, but see this is what I'm talking about.
Bro, James, this is why this is why, bro, this is why you would get like fucking jumped
in Liverpool, buddy.
No, I'm speaking the truth.
I don't think Liverpool are going to get this.
Do you even want to go to that?
Because it's going to be five, you know, in the first one.
It's second?
Yeah, this.
Yo, Jynch, it's second leg against the defending champions I've never been to a game.
Defending champions, uh, I don't think we'll be able to champion Lee that year.
I'm talking about PSG, you fucking Nophead!
Oh yeah.
Look, man.
Well listen, if you can't go, I would love to get a watch along with you.
Okay, but would you actually die and get jumped because we can't do it if you would die?
Could we get like a like a maximum security like box or something so you don't get shanked?
But you might get shanked on the way out, bro
I never been never been a little is it bad
Boss
Yeah, it's it. Yeah.
Pookie tight with the 50 gifted pookie tight. So bro, but bro, this is such a Pete game, bro
Like you're telling me you don't want to see this
Bro, bro, it's not gonna be like that bro the first leg it's gonna be like
21 PSG and then Liverpool's gonna win the second night trust me
Okay, let's see. What are the game? Let's let's see chat what games are in England in that week chat, you know
Chattano, Chattano, I need to go to one game, bro. At least
Arsenal who does Arsenal play, bro?
Who does Arsenal play?
Huh?
Yes, I'm over on the 12th
Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. It's a it's a fucking team that is what do you want me to say, bro?
Yo, Jen, no one cares about Leeds versus Manchester United. No one cares about that game, bro.
So, this is an ordinary American.
That is actually one of the most hostile games
in the county league.
Yeah, I understand.
There's a lot of culture.
Yo, Ginge, I wanna watch Champions League, bro!
Well, guess what?
You support shit, Ginge, when you get busted,
you don't have to watch the Champions League.
If you wanna go to the football game,
you go to the football game, but you're a-
Oh, okay, so we have Leeds,
who's fighting to not be relegated,
and United, who's actually finally having
solid season brother yeah just a new coach it is what it is new talent to new
talent new manager new talent hey buddy we're not watching leads bro yo ginger
this bro can we just go to this bro we're not gonna die we're not gonna die
Jinz, we're not gonna die, bro.
Jinz, genuinely, mate. It would not be safe.
If it could have been safe, 100% I'd go, but it would not be safe.
Wait, on the, on Saturday the 11th, oh, you want to watch Champions League not Premier League?
Well, no, I won't be in on the 11th. I'm flying on the 11th and I land at, like, the morning of the 12th, bro.
Bro, so it's, like, legitimately dangerous for me to go to this game just because of America.
You're not gonna that's just tasteless bro. That's just tasteless James. That's bad taste, bro
I know but I want to watch a football game with you bro like that would be fun I'm only going to be an England for a week and
This is the best game of the week in England, bro.
This is the best game of the week.
They won't let me in, I promise you now.
Damn, bro.
It's actually like that, bro.
Wow.
It is 100% like that.
But I've got an idea.
Okay, what is your idea?
One moment.
I need to go to one professional football game
before I die and I'm not going to a fucking MLS game.
Would you slide back over to the 3rd of May where Manchester United play in Liverpool?
May 3rd probably not bro, that's like 6th.
That's fucking good.
Bro that's like 18 hours of flying for just the game.
Well it depends on how good would you, how good do you want to watch your team?
How much does this team need to do?
It'll be most of the last ever Manchester United game because he's ass.
Okay, all right. Yo, bro. This is why Liverpool fans despise you, bro. Hey, Ginge third of May you said Liverpool vs United
Wow
Toad oh my god
Wait, is that like the end of the Prem too for the season
and we obviously have to be here.
It'll be a great game, that jinx.
And you can actually witness the money knighted atmosphere
from a little ball game.
Oh my God, bro.
Dude, if Chad, could you imagine that this was happening?
Bro, cause Jinx, you gotta think about it though, bro.
That's literally 19 hours of flying though, dude.
It would just be child.
How long do you take?
It's nine hours, 45 minutes to get to England.
to England and it's like 10 back or something.
Oh, fucking hell.
Well, I thought we were not eating on flight.
Do it, then, you shitbag.
You ain't gonna be any common.
You'll be fucking lost in the whole business
all first class.
It's like, come on, it doesn't matter you.
You're gonna have perfect light room.
You're gonna be laid down in the game,
free drinks, free food.
God, this would be a pee-chain.
This would be a pee-chain.
I don't care.
I can't go to the game
because I don't have to sit in first class.
Oh, no, oh, no.
Yeah.
Yeah, also I'd be jet lagged and you'd be screaming in my fucking ear.
I'd be fucking a zombie and you'd be fucking yelling in my ear.
You'll be a zombie, kid, I'm gonna be fucking you all night.
Okay, Ginch, bro.
Ginch, you're not, I don't be a bitch, bro.
Ginch, here's what's gonna happen.
Here's what's gonna happen.
They will not let me in.
Yes, they will, bro.
Ginch.
No, Ginch, I'm 100% serious.
They will not let me in.
I would love to go into that game because I love just watching football in general, right?
And I'd love to watch PSG beat Liverpool, but they won't let me in.
It's in England mate, that my United Liverpool is something else.
So wait, every time men United and Liverpool play, are there just like a hundred fist fights?
Bro, there is so much. Listen, it's like, Manchester United and Liverpool
have so much police on their fucking gates walk they have to walk the fans
into the stadium is mental really wow yeah mental horses right in front of
such a good game to go to wow oh and it actually matters too because like they're
both kind of it it depends on these games go but like this can determine
Liverpool getting in the fourth seed.
Bro just called a seed.
Oh my God.
Bro, you realize he, you know,
not everyone's from England, buddy.
James, I'll be back.
Give me 15 seconds.
I'm just getting coffee really quick.
My chat can hear yours.
My chat can hear you, James.
Don't be weird.
Oh, okay, okay.
One in the chat.
If you think James, he should go.
One in the chat.
If you think James, he should go.
And then a two in the chat.
Hi guys, my PC is frozen, my groove chrome is a piece of fucking garbage.
Ginge, if I go to that United Liverpool game, that would be cinema, bro.
That would be what?
Cinema.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think about cinema, yeah, yeah, no it wouldn't be.
Hi guys, what's happening? Did you like hack me? Am I hacked by the FBI? What's happening? Hi guys, I can't move anything, I can't move.
Well Ginge, at least we gotta do a stream in England, bro, I mean Jesus.
Oh, we want 100% more to our stream.
Yes, bro. Yes.
I can't do anything.
James, did you glitch me or something?
What's happening?
Um, no, I didn't.
I have high-tech software.
I'm taking all 99,000 subs.
OK.
All right, well, James, bro, look, man.
We got to do it, bro.
We can talk when you're in England,
but I can't go to the PSG game.
Brother, yes, you can, bro.
You're a human.
Oh, my God, this fucking guy.
Okay, is Jinj exaggerating?
Yo, Chad, is Jinj exaggerating?
Would Jinj not be permitted access to a Liverpool game?
No, no, not at all.
Wow.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, the NFL has rivalries.
I've never even heard of that, bro.
I've never, like, bro, that culture,
like that is fucking deep.
At the NFL has big rivalries, but I've never heard of that.
No, and honestly, there is no rivalry
like an English football rivalry.
Wow.
So, okay, question.
Have people literally like died
from Manchester United Liverpool?
Like, how do they happen?
What, is it when they were fighting?
Yes.
Possibly.
I can't think of any recent ones,
but like there's so many fights, 100%.
So many fights, glass bottles being thrown,
Think games smashed out?
Fuck.
Well, bro, I might just end up going to this game
regardless, bro, even if you can't go.
That's tough.
I think you should.
I think you should no matter what.
I've never been to a pro game ever in my life.
And I'm not going to an MLS game for my first game ever,
bro.
Unless it's like messy.
No, honestly, it's still not worth it.
Yeah, because who's he going to be playing?
Fucking the San Diego Earthquakes or something?
Yeah, I don't know.
John improved fucking grew up in Michigan,
while Toronto, I hit a fucking death machine there.
So, I mean, like, who would deny you though,
like Liverpool's like higher ups at like the-
Basically, if I was to sit there and say,
okay, I'm going to that game,
you'll have every single Liverpool fan
that finds out about this, tweeting at Liverpool.
No, they'll be saying he won't be coming,
that's absolutely perfectly fine.
And then I'll turn up on the date,
get denied access, and then get 20,000 scouts.
I think you're right though, I think you're right.
I'll think to see if there's anyone you could take that I think would enjoy that game.
I'm gonna pull RPSG, son.
Bro, but I don't know any PSG fans, bro.
Probably even France, right?
Yeah, maybe.
Who could go to this game?
Deji, doesn't Deji support Arsenal?
Would Deji be denied access?
No, Deji wouldn't be denied access.
Deji would be a good one.
Okay.
Yeah, Deji would be good, but he's fucking clueless about football, so both of you would be both
clueless.
Bro, that's why I wanted to go with you, because I could actually ask you questions,
bro.
I could actually ask you questions.
And there's no other games in England.
I mean, this is the best game that's going to be happening in England, bro.
Let's keep it real, bro.
Well, that's the best game while you're there.
But I'm not even joking that my United Liverpool game will be better.
Wait, so how would I even go, though?
Because wouldn't I be wearing a Liverpool top and a Manchester United section?
No, you will not be wearing a Liverpool top.
You can see you'll be wearing a plain t-shirt, okay?
And you will be sitting next to me.
So you want me to watch Liverpool without a Liverpool top on in-person watching Liverpool?
That's what we're going to do.
Well listen to the thing, if you go to Monionite in a little bit of pressure, you'll get your head kicked in.
And I will be able to celebrate. So if Ekatike scores the fucking Screamer, I'm supposed to sit there and do nothing. Do nothing.
Welcome to the world's new football in the home area.
That sounds miserable!
Well go to Ekatike, he's going to be fucking scoring than you did it.
Yeah, well, bro are all ginger. Yeah, look, bro. We gotta do something in England. Okay, bro
Yeah, we'll do some
Alright, bro, I love you man and have a beautiful fan tab of this night
Bro, that's actually crazy I did not know that like bro the NFL like yes
There are big rivalries like Ravens Steelers huge robbery. I've never in my life
I've heard of like somebody being denied access to the game, but what he's saying makes sense, though,
because he's like, I get what he's saying, but bro, that's crazy. Like the culture is insane. Wow.
That is insane. That is insane.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That is actually insane, bro.
Damn, that is insane.
What game are we playing today?
What game?
Chat, should we get on chat?
Should we get on Apex?
Should we get on R6?
What are we doing?
What are we doing, y'all? What are we doing?
Somebody said cases.
Yo bro, I retired.
I'm temporarily retired from VRChat,
and I'm temporarily tired from CS cases.
Temporarily retired, y'all.
Yo, DT, thinking about it, Cap, thinking about it, King, thinking about it, chat.
What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? What else?
R6? 8 packs?
Chess, what else? Chat, any other games? Any other games you think of?
Wait a minute, somebody said GTA RP. Now that is not a bad shout,
but high fives, are we even ready to play GTA RP on this PC?
I don't even think we're ready to play GTRP on this PC, I must I don't even think we're ready to play GTRP
Play League of Legends, I will soon I will soon out of the way. I don't win. I don't win
Don't
Answer the liberty gifted at Merck think about your one
Go to little portal watch the game bro. You'll love it. Yeah, bro. I want to go to Liverpool PSG man
I don't know who I could go to this game with bro, but I want to go to this game
So sit them up sit them up sit them again sit them again, bro
What is the best anime to watch if you've never watched an anime in your entire life you should watch
Death Note if you never watch anime in your entire life. It's the best starting anime
to any other games
Rocket League a
Apex Daddy. Apex had a new update. Okay. R6, Apex or Chess. Run the pull. Run the pull.
And if we think of another game, I'll add it to another pull. Bro. Hi, guys. Are we ready
to play GTRP? Is that possible to play or not possible? Not possible. Chat. R6, Apex,
legends or chess boat boat boat boat boat boat we got a good pull here boat boat boat boat boat
Valorant unlock ranks bro i'm not even close i'm not even close bro i'm not even close i'm
like level 12 do jerk mate ranks uh ban that guy ban that guy wait somebody said comedy night
chat should we get on comedy night for a little bit should we get on comedy night for a little
bit before we get to the main game please don't should we go to the company
that bit bro I didn't pronounce you know the rent because I actually smell like
dog shit vote in the poll vote in the poll YouTube come to twitch vote in the
Roy Keene tried to kill his dad.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
What is winning?
Ah, six of winning.
Okay, guys, should we get on comedy tonight for a little bit?
Oh my god, I forgot to put on the deodorant.
Jesus Murphy.
I forgot to put on deodorant, I forgot to put on deodorant, I forgot to put on deodorant, I forgot to put on deodorant.
That's not a fart, that's my wooden chair on a wooden floor.
How many nights?!
Don't stand your way.
Lock him bro.
Lock the fuck in.
If you make me laugh, you get $100.
paid out every winter. Lock in. The name of the room is Jinxie.
All right, this lobby looks good. This lobby looks good. Yo, guys, make me laugh.
$100. Good luck, man. Best of luck to you. Love and positivity.
Hello, can you hear me?
Yes, yes, yes, bro. Make me laugh. Get 100 bucks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What separates black people from society?
Okay. How's that the first like, no, no, but how is that the first...
Yo, yo!
Something that's easier to pick up when it's heavier.
What?
Women.
Oh my God. Yo, I just want to say before...
Hey, hey, I'm gonna tell a joke. Just hold on.
I just want to say you made me from the room for no reason like a couple times ago
My bad. I probably
Mixed up who you were when you like if somebody was young because I was like the first person to go on stage and
I guess you just automatically
Like I just want to start
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Okay, okay.
Alright, alright, I'm gonna tell my mother. Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
What do you call
an elephant mixed with a rhino?
What?
Elephant rhino!
Hello, hello.
Would you sit by the way, big fan?
I'm ready with my jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you.
Look at me. I'm changing.
Jinxy. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Shack, how have you been, bro?
Uh, I'm feeling good. Um, why did the tree fall down?
I don't know.
Jinxy, is this against your R6 rank?
Okay. Uh, Shack, I don't know.
Here's mine, check it out!
I'm ready to look it up!
Are you playing a clip?
Shag, I can't see! Shag, I can't see the clip!
I went all the way around!
Shag, I can't see the clip!
Have a laugh, guys.
I'm sending love from the Netherlands.
I have a life for you as you are coming.
I used to be a baker, but I think it might make enough go
Okay, okay, do you have another one you have enough?
Why don't scientists trust Adams why because they make up everything
Hey guys don't build no no no don't build guys it takes courage to get in the stage
there you go shag hey mega night what's up shag what do you call escape lunch what
BOOM!
Yo, what do you call?
Okay, just left.
CG, make a lap and I'll...
He called me the day, he said he was having a very bad day because he got his girlfriend pregnant.
He froze his beer in the fridge and he burnt his future in the oven.
I said mate you just can't put anything out on time can you?
Yo Jim Sikelo, I'm here again, knock knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nan who?
Nana your business.
guys adding in your own laugh track isn't going to make me laugh bro
Nash make me laugh get $100
Hey JC
Hey pips make me laugh get $100 bro
I don't know how you can be that confused. I don't know how you can be that confused.
What do you call a moose with no name? I don't know. I don't know moose.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef?
Did you see give me an email so I can send you my clips.
Shag.
Uh, you could do Xbox, bro.
I can send you funny pictures.
We can talk.
Shag, I don't check my email, bro.
Shag, I don't, I don't check my email, bro.
Okay, then I guess your rank.
Um, my rank is public information.
Shag, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me.
I've been champion for six years.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, let's see.
Diamond?
No, I think it's probably.
Uh, Shag?
Champion, champion.
Yeah, you got it.
That's my rank.
You went $100 because I got it.
What?
Congrats, GenC.
Yo!
GenC?
Yo, yo, make me laugh.
You're 100 bucks.
Jinxing? Yo make me laugh you're the hundred bucks.
Fart noise. You can't vocally say it, it's not.
I'm bycha. Do you know my avatar Jinxing?
Yes bro, uh, yes. I beat self a record kill.
Alright, it's like, this is what I'm saying though.
Hey, who's clapping at this table here? Yo, pee pee, that wasn't funny, don't clap.
That wasn't funny!
Ground beef, somebody already said that one!
I have a knife.
What, how?
Carlos?
What do you call a dinosaur that has wings?
What?
T-rock.
Yo, uh, Pee-pee, if you're not gonna go to the stage, you're gonna get banned.
Fred, drink to this.
Oh my god!
Falls, how did you get in? How did you get in? How?
I always get in, I always get in.
okay what is your conversation what is your conversation balls so when someone
and your chap said what's in the do-s what Glasgow Rangers bro yeah what the
Fuck
Bro, who is Glasgow who is that?
Okay, okay, so who is the range of the fucking stage man
Jaxie listen to shag yes, please don't yell please
Jamesy poop noise
This guy is like, uh, Dink Dink, what, what the hell, man, okay, so let's follow him.
Hey, drinksy. What do you call him?
I got one on my legs.
Grampy, this is the third time you said it. If it's a fourth, you're getting banned.
Hello?
Yo, Goose, what's up, man?
Is my microphone working?
Yep, I just responded to you.
to you. Okay, this one Loki sucks, but do you know why Keso starts to see us go? Why?
Because he always starts to desert the eagle. It's just a terrible joke. So these two wind
Nils, a talking in a field, one last to the other.
So what kind of music do you like?
There you go, it's well, a big metal fan.
P noise.
Yo, bro, this kid.
You hear about the restaurant on the moon.
Great food, terrible atmosphere.
Bro, why is it like Jim's on his fit?
Huh?
Why can't James Farton has bit?
Why?
He would know his cover.
Okay.
Hey, do you speak English or Spanish?
Uh, English?
Whoever moves first is gay.
Shag, why?
Don't move.
Uh, why did James Bond ruin his cover?
Uh, so you told it wrong and somebody already said...
Shag?
Carlos.
Carlos?
Huh?
Shag, somebody...
Yeah?
Shag, someone said the joke and you said it wrong with bad delivery.
Uh, platinum.
Okay, is he still guessing ranks?
Yo, he's hit smoke.
Is he smoking weed?
Hey, boss, are you blasting the stream into the mic, boss?
Yeah, yeah, but it's like, cause like, when I'm holding the mic, like, I can't hear you sometimes.
You can't hear anything!
Right, I can't hear anything.
Can I try game suggestion for half the comment in it?
Yes, bro, what is your game suggestion?
game suggestion. It better be good.
It's good. It's good. I put time in there for us. So you play
she fell out.
Yes, bro. You're gonna say pro clubs, right? You're gonna say
pro clubs.
This guy, I mean, I'm a pro club team man. I made a code
jinx FC. What do you think?
Hey, balls. We might do it, bro. We might not. But boss,
this is this is make me laugh. Give $100 balls. So do
You don't even have a joke.
No, are you not prepared?
I don't have a joke.
All of us look into that in the chat.
Do your chat once, like, be a man in the community.
Anyways, knock, knock.
Who's there?
John Wettman.
John Ch...
John Ch who?
Shelby!
Ah!
I don't know, bro, like, other people have won. It wasn't just shag, bro. It wasn't just
shag.
No, the past two days, it's just been shag. I swear. Three days ago, someone asked me,
it's just shag.
Shag, if you're in the crowd, don't talk, please.
Oh, yeah.
Shag, what did I just say, shag?
Ah, CG, uh...
You just fucking kicked me, dude.
Hey.
Why are you supposed to knock the door open in the fridge?
Why?
Because there must be a cell like this in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Art noise.
What am I supposed to say, bro?
Yo, uh, guys, are you using-
Uh, Krim, did you use chat GPT-
What's the deal with Air Lanzu?
I don't know.
It's too plain!
JC, this is the last time I'll be up today.
Thank you for announcing that, Jag.
Jeevee Jincy, I wanted to thank everyone has been nice and sending me nice messages
Okay, that is sweet bro. That is very nice
Do you think I can be a famous streamer too? I don't know bro. Maybe someday bro. I
Want nice cars and a hot girlfriend
Yeah, shag the thing is bro. You should just do streaming cuz you like doing streaming bro not because of
Hot girlfriend a nice car bro
well that's why you do it oh my god shag no no shag I see because I like
streaming bro I got my pictures down in Georgia oh yeah shit I got my way from
California that's that shit hello juice I'm here again I just can't do that
You're moving? Anyway, I have another job for you.
Okay, what is your job?
Not, not.
Who's there?
How I?
How I who?
You said it wrong. How I?
How I who?
I'm good for you.
Well, he has a laugh track.
He has a laugh track.
Crossed the road.
Why did what cross the road?
Why couldn't the toilet paper across the road?
Why not?
Um, fart noise.
Okay, this was not a joke, but I just want to let you know, Jinxie.
So I did like a $200 trade up in CS go, hold on, hold on.
And that idea.
Yeah, no, just do club trade ups, dude.
Because the first trade up that I did, it was like $200, right?
So I got $3,500 gloves on the first one
Look at my inventory literally they're there in the showcase
Well, but I heard glove setups are less profitable than even the Cheeksie
Trust me. Trust me. Do you like headshot trade-ups like AK headshots, right?
And like you can get some good gloves from there
Maybe throw like a dragon fire or something like they're really good. Just check my inventory go trust me
Okay
Hey, yo, Jinxie yo, bro make me laugh give 100 bucks, bro
I bet how do you stop a black person?
I
Mean, it's like it's not funny. It's just cringe in your band. Can you hear me? Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what do you call a man with a body or nose?
What no, oh nobody knows nobody knows
Hello, Jinx. I can't just stay real.
Not you just laughed so many times.
Look at your child.
John, John, John. I didn't laugh. I didn't laugh.
John, I have to verbally go. Ha, ha, ha.
No, you laugh.
I can't smile.
No, you laugh. You just did.
No, Jack. No, Jack. I was acting it out.
See your child.
Jack, I didn't laugh. I went, ha, ha, ha.
I'm like,
Oh, you laugh again.
Yo, Jack! I'm acting it out!
I'll show you the bogeyland flag if you just come in.
Jett is that a laugh? I'm acting it out clearance fucking day!
Hey.
Yo. How does Snail's fight?
How does Snail's fight? I don't know.
Yes, look at that.
It's not a bad shout.
Yo, DCC.
R. J. What is up?
So, I would do it for you, right?
All right.
What's the only thing you can't do?
You're hit on my losing it.
You're tempered.
You get it?
That's my joke, man.
Yo.
I have a joke, right?
But first, okay.
I have a game recommendation to play totally accurate battlegrounds, right?
It's like chess.
All right.
What is it called?
totally accurate battlegrounds okay she has a bit but like with characters okay
my joke is why did the helicopter stay high to the hill shag why are you
clapping shag the joke is funny what why did the hell to say to the hill what
Oh
Yo, JC, what do you call a kid with no arms and no legs what names
I don't get it knock knock. I don't get it. I don't get it. Yo
Knock knock who's there
I'm interrupting fart noise.
Jinx A, Jinx A, come here.
Crimm, the last time you were up here, I heard AI talking to you.
Yeah.
I'm not joking, I don't just say the words, I don't jump right in.
Crimm, it's there again, bro.
You can't use AI.
I don't know if my mic's working.
Oh, no worries, I can hear the fart on my head, so the mic seems to be working.
I'm here, no stress. If you want, you can just give a quick sound check or say something.
My phone is going crazy, bro.
Not everything is AI-digsy.
Hey, Jack, what's the-
Jack, it's purely AI.
Jack, it's purely AI, bro.
That's my voice, bro.
That's my voice.
All right, just, all right. Pay Crayon and Jack, bro.
Yo, Crayon, what is your twins, bro?
A small Wang Chang is that absolutely your twitch using it?
Yeah, oh my god, it's real. Oh my god, it's real. All right. All right, we are gonna pay we are gonna pay
Shag and Korean bro so far. All right. We'll keep it going. Shag. What is your twitch? Guami Guami?
The G
I
Shag we have it. We have
Shag we have it. We have shag we have it. We have it. We have it. We have it
You've been paid
Okay, continue continue to consume me. All right. What do you call a count on earthquake?
Voss a
milkshake
It's not a terrible shout, bro. It's about the delivery. What did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the scarecrow what?
Win an award. Why why why?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Where did Darth Maul go to
Get it. We're not doing this again. We're not doing this again. No one said the joke right. It's where does Darth
Where does Darth Vader go to get his shoes?
The Darth Maul.
No one did the joke.
Oh no!
Shaq?
Shaq, we know, we already know, we covered this base.
Darth Vader.
Where does Darth Maul go to buy his shoes?
Hey, uh, why did an old man fall in the well, cause he couldn't see that well.
don't cover your mouth so listen to me now okay yes yo pay me you bitch made boy
god damn don't fight don't fight go go go go go go okay okay so knock knock who's
there. Calces. Calces who? No, the Calces. No. John, you have like a laugh track. All
right, Ariel, what's up? All right, DC, why did the kid want to cross the playground?
Shag. All right, pause. Yo, Shag, you're cheering before the joke happens. It's a
a good build up.
All right, why did you want to cross the plane?
Why?
To get it on the slide!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us pretend that fart noise didn't happen.
My, my twitch jinx it G.
Shag. We have it. We have it. We have it.
High-vives has already made you.
And why?
Dixie, I'll teach you Overwatch.
What is your rank, Shag?
Uh, I don't know. I forgot, but it's good. I'll teach you.
It'll be fine.
Oh my god.
There's an answer to that in the stream.
Yo, Jake said, having a lot of joke,
but I also have something to ask regarding
the seats that you mentioned.
Alright.
What is your question, Balls?
So obviously, your seats are going to have shit,
but it's going to have Ron, he's shit.
Basically everyone's shit.
You're going to say that you should be in it.
Yeah, because like you've watched my clips, you can tell I'm a shitcliff. I'm a very shitcliff.
What do you think?
Ah, we'll see bruh. We'll have to see boss.
Okay, okay. Anyways, what is a chess player's favourite operator in Rainbow Six each?
What?
Rook.
Chad, is Bob like, is Bob's dead or is he dead ass? Chad is he dead ass?
How much does a swimming cost?
How much?
Nothing, it's under house.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
a bad ball
hey jinx, don't laugh if you think KSI is better than you at football
bro, you can't do games like that bro, come on bro
ok, ok, listen to me, listen to me, because everyone says in your chat that you laugh at my jokes
I don't want the money John. I just want you to make a giveaway one of your subscribers and
Make a good day
Okay, John bro. I have to verbally laugh John. I have to go ha ha ha ha
You laugh the year
Five of my jokes that's that's not fair. Okay, John. You know what bro? Let's pay John. Let's do it
Let's do it John. You're right. I did smile. I did smile a couple of times, bro. Jack John. What is your twitch, bro?
I find gonna pay you. No, no, no, I don't want I don't want them money because I'm not a streamer
I'm just learning to watch you. I just want you to make a giveaway one of your subscribers
I don't know you think about like a game or something like that. Okay, so you
want to give the hundred dollars to somebody in chat
What you want to give the hundred dollars somebody in chat
Yes, okay. Okay. We can do that right now. We can do that right now. I got you, bro
Type me type me type me type me. I'm gonna random. I'm gonna go back you guys doing today
Shag I'm in shag. I'm in the giveaway
You're gonna see me I'm you're broken one two three four in the in your chapter three
two one and
pulse
Funky monkey hundred dollars. Hi, guys. Hey this guy Texas guy on Twitch funky monkey
Who just I John he just we just picked somebody we just picked somebody funky monkey
Congratulations my friend you're the best
What do you call a pelican that doesn't fly
Heli-cake
I was going to say that.
What type of vehicles come to life?
What?
Blade makers.
Where does Barclay get his shoes from?
Where?
Tell me, Ken.
Shad, wrong joke.
And Ariel, we've heard it.
We know it.
And we actually know this joke probably more than anyone.
Oh, why you do it?
why did the math book look sad why at the dark mom guys stop talking if you're in
the audience shag you're the only human being who has been talking in the
It's just you shag
Yeah, I got listen to Jinxie are you
Man he has a
I got no money. I didn't get paid
You're gonna get paid. Yeah, you know what?
No, no chat. You're not like the picture go to jail
What is that?
My mom is gonna want a sensual fucking mom
Why did the picture go to jail it why?
because it was trained
this is a personal anyway
your mama so fat that when she ordered a water bed
they put a blanket over the ocean
he has a laugh track bro
why are Asians so good at math?
because their dogs can't eat their homework
No, no, no, just a van. It's just a van. Yo, yo, what's up, bro? Oh, who's there? Who's
there? No, no, no. Who's there? Who's there? Hello? Sponge. Sponge who?
Shag okay guys great job great session guys congratulations
I'm gonna hit it up.
Before you go again.
Oh my God.
GG's, bro.
GG's.
GG's, bro.
GG's, fucking GG's. Good session.
Good session, bro.
$300, only $300 tonight.
The most we had was $700.
Alright, Chad.
Are we on siege or what dude?
Now chat.
What should we do on siege?
What should we do today?
We could do 1v1s, we could do 2v2s, we could do, we could do comp or the champ, we could
do solo champ on diamond.
What should we do?
What should we do bro?
CS go case opening.
Bro, I retired, bro.
You guys want me to do that again?
Bro, I retired, bro, I retired.
Okay, chat.
Would you guys rather me do CSO and then cases or Siege?
You don't retire from cases.
Bro, I haven't done it in four days.
I'm down like 20 grand or like 19 grand.
I don't know, like $15,000.
I think you should play League with me.
I don't know when, but I'm gonna be on League of Legends soon.
Warahi!
I gotta text out of one soon about that.
Chat, so would you guys want me to do CS in then cases?
Like do some CS ranked in then cases or Siege?
Polite, polite.
Polite, polite, polite, polite.
I'm about to shit my pants, chat.
I can't move on, I can't move on, baby doll, wait no doll, stop thinking about it, stop
thinking about it, chat vote, vote!
Okay, this is actually a closed poll, holy shit, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote!
This is actually a closed poll.
I wouldn't mind a little bit of CCS.
I wouldn't mind a little bit of CS.
One of you wants to play please.
Bro, we're gonna do Boy versus Squirtle soon.
I don't know when, but we're gonna do it soon, bro.
Wait, it's boy dawn right now.
No fucking way, right?
It's boy dawn?
Oh my God, yes.
Keep picking names.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Boy, it is dawn.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Jack, does Floyd want to play Squirtle?
Does Floyd want to play Squirtle today?
Or no?
Oh, like, Google is free, you know.
I'm sorry.
I'm really busy here.
Thank you for the two minutes.
Is he busy?
Does Floyd want to play Squirtle today?
Oh, my God, I mean, Pete!
You die faster, though?
Ah, not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
If you have, like, insane doctors and shit,
like, taking tests and taking fucking,
it can be, like, good, like, it can be good
because it has into your body, bro.
But you gotta do it, like, in the same way.
That's what I'm saying, don't do it when you guys are, uh...
The spoil-word of Blake, Jinxie called him Wala-hee.
Oh, playing a Squirtle? I bet, bro. I fucking bet.
Wait, spoil-word of Blake, Squirtle?
I'm not getting no phone call, chat!
Wait, wait, I didn't know spoil-word of Blake today!
Yo, tell him to answer Discord, bro.
I didn't know! Spoil-word of Blake is Discord!
Tell him to answer Discord, bro. I'm calling him on Discord, bro.
wait wait wait wait wait wait. What , ,, say what not a hero!
say what not a hero!
yo, squint!
yo yo yo yo yo
Oh, what's up?
Bro, wait.
You wanna play squirtle, ?
I'm about to play squirtle , love it bro.
I'm gonna do one more move in a little bit, so...
Okay, so wait.
Give squirtle like, uh...
Let me call him. Let me see if squirtle's even on tonight.
Let me see.
Yeah, do that do that.
He's on every day.
So ha, he's on every day.
Now this would be cinema.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, let me call her.
It's his chance, bro.
It's his chance.
He actually picked up, spoiled, he picked up, and spoiled.
He picked up in less than a second.
No word.
Wait, okay.
So you're 1-1-1 to Mooda at 6.30, right?
So would you be here at like 7.15?
Hold on, I'm sure he can push it back and forget there's a 2-1-1 going right
now.
Yeah, I have to go to chat with him, he's going to be 7 against boy.
Wait, what if...
What if we in mood up 2v1, boy?
I mean, I feel like we would win.
We'd win. Right, boy, or no?
Bro, have you seen Rudeau play lately? He's nasty, bro.
He's good.
Wait, he beat Bolo apparently. And Richie.
Like, what?
Boy, Squirtle texted me.
He said, Yo, it's my time.
Oh, that!
Give me that fucking little shit. Okay, let me show you. Let me call Mura. I'm a death of a duck. I'm a
Mura
Okay, you actually want to you actually want to he's like one of the best players in the world
I need you to not fuck up. Don't fuck up
Say what I do
Why wait, but how did you lose to me a week ago doesn't make any sense
Okay
Okay, give me light because what's gonna one little 30 minutes 30 minutes good like 40 minutes
40 minutes. Okay, that I'll see you. Yes. Yes. Yes. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't
tell me. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
All right. All right. Okay. Uh, spoy, yeah, squirtle said and I quote, yo, it's my time.
Just watch. I bet. I bet. So wait, how can y'all talk discord right this court is
Yeah, this guy's fine
Is he logging on right now? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I bet
Bro, Jixie, yo, how you been baby? I've been good, Brian. I've been good, Brian. Good. I've been good, bro
Guess what?
Well, what well what I just have many today on twitch bro you hit a million followers on
Thank you, bro. Appreciate that bro. You've gone crazy. Thank you, bro
You're gonna go crazy. Have two years broke. Thank you, man. Thank you, bro
Sorry, I'm just texting somebody right now. Hold it. Oh, you're good. You're good. Okay. I'm mixture squirrels gonna go
How did the voucher go yesterday, was it good or not?
It was a disaster.
It was a disaster, right?
But, boy, I have a new way of doing it where I think it's going to be good now.
I can tell you really quick.
But, so I'm going to do a 5v5 one on Siege, maybe this week or next week.
But 40 streamers, 8 captains, live drab, rules to enter, state your peak rank, plus
hours played, plus region, plus other games are good at, because people are like, oh,
I'm bronze.
Okay, we'll drop you in the last round and then they're like, oh, but I was black last year. It's like
Yeah, and then if you cancel without a valid reason, you're not playing a certain example emergency or something personal came up
That's fine. But if somebody's like, oh man, I forgot it's like, all right
If you source thank your ban from all tournaments and then general common courtesy if we can implement all of that
Me in the hide line. I think every tournament on every game will be peak
No, that'd be good. I think you might need to make like complete new group chats. Well, because I feel like people are just like meeting those
Yeah, I'm gonna make a new chat for everyone. Yep. I already left out of them. I already left all of them
But I let's get squirtle and chat. Let's go guys vote vote vote
Dude now spoiled. He almost beat Balboa. So lock in bro, but I know I know I see how he plays brace so weird
There's such a weird kid, bro. Okay, let me okay. Okay. Oh, that's got a trigger. That's gonna trigger
Okay, let me add he is in my opinion not counting border. I will say he's at the border
Squirtle is probably the best 1v1er on console right now right now right now
He's the best 1v1 player on console. He's even good at like club and like coast
Let me add Squirtle though. Let me add him. I believe this is him. How many is the bathroom in the main?
I bet
I have been waiting for this 1v1 for literal years chat, literal years, literal years.
All right, let me be right back real quick, let me see about that.
Okay, okay, six times, six times, six times, six times, six times.
Is this even Squirtle?
Squirtle, what is your discord, bro?
Is this even him?
This is him.
Bro, is that a fake?
Mods, run of prediction.
Run of prediction?
Oh.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, Squirtle.
Lock in bro, lock in.
Squirtle, lock the clock in.
This is the moment you've been waiting for bro.
You've been waiting for this moment.
He's in the bathroom right now so you can't even like to.
Yup, yup, yup.
Squirtle, this is your moment, you've been waiting.
I can't, no?
Squirtle, you picked up the phone
and it seemed less than a second bro.
That's the passion I like to think about.
Yeah, I woke up like five minutes ago bro.
Squirtle, I wanna know the spiciness
that you would have about two bro.
What's good bro, what's good, what's good.
Squirtle, if you can beat SPOIT, I'll buy you a PC, deadass.
Yeah, I bet.
How about, no, no, I don't need a PC, I don't need a PC.
Donate it to your chat, bro.
You don't want a PC?
Give a fan a PC, bro.
I don't care.
If that's what I'm going to do.
Yeah, if that's what I'm going to do.
Squirtle, a lot of people in the chat are going to be cheering you on, bro.
This would be a big underdog fucking store, bro.
Okay?
Big underdog store.
That's right.
I got to switch controllers to home.
Bro, that's a big underdog story, man.
Squirtle, are you nervous?
Like, be honest, are you nervous?
Be honest, Squirtle.
Are you nervous?
Wait, is he AFK?
Ladies and gentlemen, run the predictions, bro.
Chat, if Squirtle wins,
we're giving away a PC at the end of the game.
Blah, blah, blah.
If Squirtle wins, we're giving away a PC
at the end of the game courtesy of Squirtle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. So Squirtle, um, are you confident bro? Are you nervous?
Yep. I love being the underdog bro. So I love being nervous bro. I love it.
Now, what map do you want? I think you should be able to pick them out.
Oregon. You're on console. Ah, okay. Yeah.
Oregon, Interesante, Squirtle, what are you going to do differently against SPOI that you didn't do against BOLO, what are you going to do?
Play more composure, honestly. I played perfect against BOLO, just I would sell later in the rounds. I'm not going to sell later in the rounds this time.
Excuse me, I know what I did wrong against BOLO, I studied it like a madman, bro. Nobody studies 1v1s like me. I know what I did wrong.
You say study 1v1s, what do you even mean by that?
I mean, it's in the pudding, bro.
I study the one you want.
Holy fuck!
Are you, are you like 12?
15, buddy.
15?
Yup.
Squirtle's a grown man now, bro.
He's a grown man, dude.
I knew Squirtle when he was like, what, 11 or 12?
A real driller.
Alright.
You know Squirtle, brother, you are not a driller, okay?
Now Squirtle, listen, bro.
Wait so what server cuz y'all like school you're in US right now, right? Yeah, I could be East
So it's brutal you want him on cat frames like I'm cat yeah uncapped
All right, I'm gonna create the lobby now laugh out like that bro all the little Timmy's gonna be like he's
I he was on 120. I'm gonna beat him one 360
But I will say this portal if you beat him on max frames that would be the most aura in console industry
That's never happened.
No one has ever beat Spoy in a 1v1 on Cat.
It was Spoy's on Cat.
Like shit.
Somebody will.
Yeah, and I ain't going to be you, but I do.
You'll see, buddy.
You'll see.
Aren't you supposed to sit down at the dining table
right now, like, celebrate with your opening?
Nope.
I don't do that.
I studied this game to the back of my hand.
No, no.
I didn't even eat with them bro, cuz I knew you were here today bro. I knew you were here
Oh, this guy's hard. I ain't gonna eat with my family bro. I'm tough like I'm a
I'm tough. Yeah
I didn't eat bro. I am a dawn for lunch McDonald's for breakfast and now I'm here
like I have to be at I didn't get anything I think anything is it split
yep because I hacked his account I have dollars for that sorry okay
or a SR frauds you in a home in a alphar we've seen the video
alright I added you spoil yep let's let us show this
wow but it gets out some time to predict wow
I can't believe we lost the first 1v1 today.
Yeah, wait, have you ever lost a 1v1 on board?
No, he's never lost a 1v1.
Have you ever played ShaiKou?
He has now.
I beat ShaiKou like three times.
He beat ShaiKou twice.
Stopping three times.
Let's go.
Hey, but not Squirtle.
I haven't played many 1v1s lately, but...
But not Squirtle.
I thought of Squirtle. That's how I came up with Squirtle. That's how I did it.
We play Pokemon Go every day. Yup. I play Pokemon Go every day. That song was so
peak bro i forgot about that song bro i can't invite you because we stop
connecting switching uh let me restart real quick
what's that
nobody's not gonna let me scroll i don't think it's on you like you have no
look look classic classic
i play pokemon core ever this is like
are you nervous bro like come on bro i already won the 1v1 i don't care
I know your game, bro. I know your game. I know that I already know you, bro
Hmm. I've studied every one of you one you've done for the past two years. You won't be there. I promise you, bro
Okay, what do I do?
Bro, you'll see in the game when I counter you every single round. That's all you got enough
All right, bro. Do your fucking
Leisure shock and your yin shock
I don't know if I'm the first person to beat SPOI.
It feels kind of good.
Let's go, bro, let's do this, bro.
Thank you very much.
I mean, like, failure, like a porn star in a real sex, in a real, in a real, in a real
This has potential. To be one of the greatest 1v1s we have ever watched. Squirtle versus
Spoy. It's never happened. You have Squirtle, who is the best 1v1er on console right now.
I haven't beat him on Oregon in two years. He's seven-twoed. Richie on club. This kid
It is the real deal of 1v1s Brown versus Spoy who has never lost a 1v1 when he's on his
full frames.
He lost one time to stop it when he was on 120 but he's never lost a 1v1 when he's
on his full frames.
This has potential to be absolute fucking cinema Brown.
This has potential to be absolute fucking cinema.
Spoy, do you want me to re-invite or you're good?
Yeah, no, I'm offline for you one second.
You're just off this bugging right now.
your time baby coffee dot dot dot it's 2026 by the way all right wait what are we doing
about the streaming delay uh we don't need delay i don't care i don't need no delay
bro you can have a day but I have a five second today already okay um wait have
I said Ubisoft connects not working is that true yeah it's bugging my Ubisoft
can not just work in right now that's yeah boss is us you're copying Oda
pixel with the coffee I've been drinking coffee since I was 14 bro what are you
saying
the way we can act which is this week last week's off though it does
yes
this happens all the time
i think surely it'll work to work to work to work
I was actually going to cry bro. I was actually going to cry. Bro, oh my god. Squirtle, I told
you bro, I was set this up bro. I was trying man. It's finally here bro. Squirtle, this
is your moment. Start the game. Well before we start the game boys, I just want one question.
Score prediction from you Squirtle first. You'll see you after the game. Alright.
Boy, what is his core prediction?
Seven I'll show it up seven. Oh, oh my god. All right. Let's do it ladies and gentlemen. Let's do it
YouTube if you're watching this on YouTube it's gonna be posted tomorrow
But we have the most anticipated 1v1 in Gc channel history
We have spoiled who has never lost a 1v1 when he's on uncapped frames today
He's on uncapped frames versus Squirtle Squirtle has been trying to 1v1's wait for years today is a day where it's finally gonna be happening
On top of that
This is Squirtle's moment to prove himself Squirtle right now is the best 1v1 player on console and spoilt is the best 1v1 player of all time
Let's see what happens without the video
The best play in the world never have I seen you play one tourney ever in my life even have a roller-prime
No, I don't even play tournaments because it's too free a kill right?
Oh, you're that good? Oh, shit.
Defenders, protect your bombs, they're defused by attackers.
Squirtle said he doesn't play tournaments because it's too free.
Reforcing the walls? Okay.
Squirtle on the warden.
Squirtle can't jump.
I don't know how the steam is going down.
Defenders are even.
Squirtle's on the Xbox.
Squirtle's on the PC.
Squirtle's on the controller.
Squirtle's on the mouse and keyboard.
SMG12.
But
Wait not happy with the SMG 12 pick from sport. Oh, it is one of the most broken guns in the game
But wait actually was able to sneak his drone into sight
Split was able to sneak his drone into sight and squirt listen. No, that's pretty big star
That's a real like getting drones like that inside of one is so important
That's why in my opinion it's actually better to look for drones before you re-insert a swimmer in a 1v1
I'm out of control.
This boy versus Squirtle.
Say something, bruh. What's up with you?
Squirtle's talking a little bit with his head.
Trying to get into Squirtle's head probably.
Squirtle got upset out of her pal.
Squirtle comes out with the Grimm's.
Grimm's really strong operator.
Eame 1v1 is a really strong operator in 5v5 in general.
He can take so much map control.
So much rapid fire.
Wait, he's gone.
Oh, fuck.
How did that knife squirtle how it squirtle I can't how it's what I can't
Squirtle this one be one today against boy. This would be the greatest upset in one be one history
Wait, here's this board
You're shitting breaks right now, bro. You're shitting breaks right now, bro
You're shitting me right now bro.
You're shitting me right now bro, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, first round
baby.
Boy played that perfectly, Boy actually played that perfectly.
He gramed when he needed to, he took space when he needed to.
He knew Squirtle was one HP, so he sprinted at him with the bailiff.
Best thing he could have did, literally best thing he could have did, because
Because the bailiff is going to get off so many miniature shots and it doesn't matter
because all he needs is one of them to connect.
So smart, like absolutely an incredible game sense there.
When somebody is 1 HP just rush them at the bailiff because you can go.
You're doing a big thing, you squirtle, come on bruh.
Spoilt on the Azami, bro, spoilt isn't nasty with Azami.
Bro, when I used to 1v1 spoilt, we don't talk about how those games went, I used
to get up back to over 2v0, I've never beat spoilt ever.
Come on.
I've beaten both of them, I've never beat spoilt.
I think I'm like 0 and 5 against him. If Squirtle beats Boyk, all the console is gonna be the best thing I've ever seen.
But when I would go to Loose Boyk back in the day, Squirtle would like to throw his armies on the door.
What is Squirtle's score? All Squirtle would do would just throw his armies on the door.
Squirtle's hiding. So Squirtle can't see. And I would go to Plex the Azami and then Squirtle would just impact the Azami and I down.
I can hit through the fucking shitty ass mic bro come on
That's discord not my mic bro little bro. Yeah imagine that we got PC big 26 fuck
It's not neck-shocking you're weird bro
of
I'm gonna bring some shotguns too, Squirtle, I'm gonna bring some shotguns too, bro, you'll see. I'll bring some shotguns too.
Stand it then bro. Stand it then.
What's your fucking crutch bro?
You're a fucking crutch bro.
No.
Boohoo. Cry about it.
Learn to adapt bro. You're pro league.
Learn to adapt.
You're Canadian and you're yelling at you.
They say the same thing.
Everything knows your act of the game.
Everyone knows your terrible act of the game.
Everyone watching this game.
Every point I do, every single event, you don't know.
You are 15, okay, you have a double chin
You have a double chin
You smell you smell so bad. Let's go. I'm 120 out of 511. Okay
Hey, bro, go get Alicia bro
Like I go crazy when I go, someone speaks to a guy, that's how it is, bro, okay.
Yeah, I go crazy, yup, yup, yup, yup.
I did not expect this to happen this early in the game.
Wow.
One-to-one.
We're just getting started, I mean, this is like, this is gonna be close, I'm telling you.
This is gonna be close.
I'm a god, but it's funny boy.
That's actually smart.
If Sway jumps up on the car, he's dead.
This boy's gonna try to know he's gonna take his time.
Bro, if Sway jumps on the car, he's actually dead.
oh my god oh my god wow that no no no that that shot was actually disgusting
job I'm not even gonna lie that wow instantly good brother he had shot at
that sport so good bro
I've played these games 50 times before bro you won't outbend every a broken
shot and I want you to send it. You fall.
Hey boss of mine if he's a shotgun. I'm not showing you anyway bro.
There's 50,000 though.
I'm not showing you anyway bro. You need a shotgun and you know that bro.
This is why you're an Oregon Crutch. Come on.
Look in.
Really?
And the toaster's still loading.
He's being diffused by attackers.
Two to one lead.
First point.
Two to one lead.
I have a feeling this could come down to the last round.
This boy is going to make a rotation, Squirtle forward to top main control, and he's droning.
Nomad, such a smart pick.
Bro, that, the operator, is like so good in one of the ones.
I love playing Nomad.
Because you can cut off so much movement with Nomad.
I'm going to punch the barricade.
much movement
on a drone
really good drone from sport
one scramble
I'll put in your drone's perk, come on
if I was spoiled, it's the last thing you wanna do.
If I was spoiled, I'd be shooting my Nomads first.
Yeah, you don't wanna take a gun if I was spoiled now.
He's already half HP.
Good Nomad.
No, it's gonna be on the head all the time.
He already knows.
So terrible.
So terrible, come on.
Yeah, I know what to do, man.
That's where it landed what the hell no shotguns can't do shit bro
No shotguns can't do shit bro come on come on come on come on
Oh no Squirtle's kind of getting framed off
You're gonna beat me bro I need all that
Oh so what I thought was gonna happen was I thought
Squirtle might shoot the Aruni to reactivate it and Squirtle's gonna swing off of it
but Squirtle's just too smart to do that because shooting the Aruni does nothing in
that scenario because it takes like a second to spawn in it and then you're just aiming up
instead of aiming at a head novel and then Torbjorn could just run in and swing in.
But it's boys too smart to do that.
You're so matho talk right now bro.
What are you going to get for this McDonald's again?
Oh god it might be it though.
511, 120 pounds.
You literally, you literally disappear when it turns out it's broken bro, come on.
Yep, you can carry the MBR, whatever it is.
Lock in bro.
Defenders protect your bombs from being diffused by attackers
Shotgun echo shotgun sports gonna be pissed when he sees that
Sports gonna be pissed when he sees that
Echo shotgun
It's like I
I respect it on me just trying to win but like it's like double cringe because
think about it he has yokai's and he has a chakra that are heading out to the
user bomb so he can deny the planet he can get intel he can basically stun
this point whenever he has a bearing nine secondary we just echo still a very
night chatters the pistol echo still a very nice because what does he have now
see I know you're like top man I can hate you yeah back to site wait this is
Really good yo guy
The thing is though echo got nerfed so bad bro echo used to be busted the OG's remember playing echo
So he makes so much noise now, and it's easy to see it
Sports in what is boy doing? What is boy doing?
Hi, bro
How's that shot? How's that shot? How's that shot?
Oh, if I just took in a corner, bro, I could've killed me, bro.
Oh, shit, okay, okay, okay.
We got a game here! I'm just saying!
Brother, this is my station, bro. The thing is...
What?
I mean, you're a fat loser, bro. You get carried in and out for a fat fight.
I'm a fat loser. You're initially off the spectrum.
You are off the spectrum.
Yup. I mean, I'm on you.
Yeah, that's not to do, bro.
All right, let's see here.
Bro, does this boy have abs, Chad?
Do you feel him fat?
Does this boy have a six-pack?
Besides the point, bro.
Listen.
Let me do this one right here.
Chad, three to two.
Here's the thing.
Shut the world, baby.
Let's go.
Wardle needs to figure out a way to win an attack.
He needs to win an attack because he can't use knock-shock anymore.
If there's a reason why they had to call you up, bro, there's a reason I dominated the scene, bro
I dominated it, bro. I mean stop and go to PC, bro
That's the reason why he's even pro
Off of my life living in Stompens shadow your whole career
Often went to PC because he lit bro. He was a scared of me, bro
He literally went to PC. So we have to be scared
Scared our bro. You never played a turnie brah
Yeah, oh I'm gonna pay an entry fee bro
Uh, stop it with the PC to become a pro not to avoid squirtle
Like what what even is that sentence, bro? Hey, he's pretty delusional man
But hey if you beat squirt that's aura
I don't no one has ever beat squirt on console ever
Not a single like never
Three so this game if this game gets closed here it already is closed but one of three
Ace is so good in what we want to beat the main wall and the attic one you have three entry points
You go out through the door addict or the breach
Splits on thorn those ones great
They're only taking like, they're actually playing like really well, they're playing
like, I mean, they're taking all the most map of shit.
Boy, he might swim the breach cause he's feeling it.
Yeah, he's wet.
He's gonna almost wallbang.
Fuck, you're breathing bro, you're mouth breathing right now.
He's gonna have to do your mouth breathing bro, stop it.
He's so loud.
He really needs this.
Have a younger dog here.
We've got close game though, champ.
We've got close game.
I don't know how that triggered.
How did that trigger?
you just got fried
there you go baby
that's my fucking mom right there baby
let's go
what? you just got absolutely
fooled
let's go baby
bro they traded
that actually sucks
oh I feel bad that sucked
bro winning a gun fight
winning a gun fight
on like console
That's an area
Damn
Squirtle has to be chopped bro, that sucks
That sucks bro 42
Okay chat we got a ball game on our hands boys we got fucking ball game
4-2? God damn, he squirted with a 1, that would have been 3-3. I really want to see a close game, bro.
I don't really care who wins, but I really want to see a close game.
Remember, if Squirtle wins, we're giving away a PC to the chat, bro.
I was gonna give it to Squirtle, but he said that I'd give it to the chat.
Attackers are discovered.
He's not Squirtle wanting to go pro, but I guess not.
Bro, playing Striker.
It's not Striker, but alright.
Same shit bro
I like that
I fuck with that, I fuck with that heavy
I don't know what to do with it.
Wait, this might be the best one to do one operator in the game.
You're so weird, bro.
I thought that was my name.
Squirtle, I'm not even sure what's my name.
I think you just found the best 1v1 operator in the game.
You have a Shield, a C4, and a TCSG.
I didn't even think about that.
That's insane.
That's Jill.
It's Jill, chat.
We're good.
Jill, chat.
We're good.
That's insane.
We get it right now.
Because century gets double in utility.
And utility is all that matters in one one.
Brother, that's insane.
Does Mooda have time to play another game?
Of rank, it's probably not of casual, yes.
Yes.
Because this game will be done in probably 15 minutes.
So rank now, but casual, yeah.
Attackers need to locate and defuse bombs.
What a game.
Brother, they're both 4 and 4, but the point's winning
because he got defense.
That is the one thing about 1v1's broken.
Trade the defenders win.
Spoids on Smoke Shotty, very good pick.
That is the JGC special right there.
What a cinema game.
This could be the first 1v1.
Spoid is ever lost to a console player.
Ever.
Like ever.
Not counting when Stoppin played him
and Spoid was on 120.
This would be, dude, Spoid has never won a game.
Or, Spoid has never lost a 1v1 on Max Frames.
Ever.
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Ever.
He's never lost.
Wait, Squirtle's on- Squirtle's on Blitz.
Oh my god.
Squirtle's on Blitz.
Who the fuck enters basement?
We need stoppin' on PC versus point, I know, bro.
That would be cinema.
Oh my god, you're right, that would be cinema.
Okay.
Yeah, we never did that.
It's not because I'm rolling over 1v1s, I didn't even realize that, that would be crazy.
You are playing a shield.
It's boy, it's this is a tie game.
What a shot.
Wow, you just hit a 1-pomp for that much on my leg?
Wow, oh, it's never to the shake it, come on.
I don't need a 15 HP.
What?
Well, listen, you can't press enough.
You can't press enough with your thumbs, bro.
That means it's hard.
Chad, it might be GGs, Chad.
It might be GGs.
It might be GGs, bro.
Shiesa.
No, it might be just over.
It might just be over, bro.
5, 3.
I don't know. If Squirtle comes back, I would be bamboozled. See, uh, oh no, Squirtle went
doggamy. He has time to switch. But bro, Squirtle's gonna sit behind that shield again.
You can't do that against me, bro. So like, I'd be playing against that shit every day.
It would be smart for Squirtle to bring a grenade. Or like an asterisk.
Like the fact is, just to have a point on every tournament? Yep.
I don't know.
I...
Did you get tough down in bed every night, bro? Shut up.
the bombs if they can.
Yep, I guess.
Bro, his point needs a way to break the shield though.
I'm surprised none of them switched it up and went down.
I feel like that can be small.
Just to throw him off a little bit.
Waiting for my drone?
Okay.
10 seconds left before insertion.
Wait, is he gonna be doing what I think he's doing?
Oh my God.
Oh, he's doing that.
What are you going to do to me this round?
See for me below?
Or what?
That's literally what Squirtle did.
Or that's literally what Squirtle did.
What you feeling like this game?
oh see from below ok
wait, wait has no drone economy
no why'd you shoot at me
bro, go to the way that I think you would have hit him
I'm not even kidding
yo be a man bro and step back ok
step back to site bro
shoot the extinguisher to buy some time
could Sudo just floor bang him?
what?
he floor bang him
save one lucky bro
this boy is on 50 hp
how did he
Holy cinema.
Yo, that looks so good.
Oh my, I need to get that.
That's the green black ice on the SMG-12?
Bro, my black ice is like,
the season was so bad, the color black ice is...
He's in sight, he's in sight.
He's inside, he's inside.
You're playing this fucking shield again, bro.
On a pixel with a fucking...
Okay.
This guy's so weird, bro. This guy...
This is why you beat better players than you.
This is why. This is exactly why.
Everyone watching from home, this is why this guy beat fucking players.
Because he plays like a fucking...
Take the rainbow and pussy, bro.
You play like a pussy, bro.
You play like a pussy.
Pause the timer. Let me speak to him. Let me speak to him.
Fuck, let me speak to him.
Alright, let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
So, why would I fall into your playstyle when I'm on 120 frames and you're on a mouse
and keyboard?
I'm going to play my own game and win it.
I'm not going to play into your own fairyland.
I'm not going to play into your fairyland.
So, I'm going to play your game before I'm going to jump on the high ground.
I'm not an idiot. I'm gonna play what I'm good at and beat you in that way. I'm not gonna
That's not how it's gonna work bro, gotta use your brain and stick to it, bro, that's the only way
but bro, I'm gonna be on bias because
Spoits on PC
Squirtles on mouse. I don't like I don't care who wins
I don't see a close game and it is a great game to be fair those Squirtle has a point
I'm not gonna lie. If Squirtle was just sitting there swinging,
Squirt obviously is going to get destroyed.
Squirt's on a massive keyboard and double screens.
Squirt should play cringe to win.
They know it. You are trying.
You are trying. You are trying.
You are trying. You are a little ass kid, bro.
What do you know?
Yup, yup, yup.
Because, yeah, what would happen if Squirtle sat there and swung?
I love when I just see you get eliminated
from every tournament, bro. And you stop.
Yeah, keep watching from home. Keep watching from home.
I hate your dream. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
on the street if I have to I don't care about nothing I really don't care about
any money I don't care about being thrown a video game all I care about
beating you
famous blitz not shocking on attack like you're terrible
That was terrible.
Terrible, kid.
Wow! I played perfect.
I'm dead soon, boy.
The problem is...
Whenever you're up in the aggro, do you see how bad you are?
Every time I have to bring the fight to you because you're just you're pissing yourself, bro
You have to use something to push me bro using shields all this shit, bro. Come on
Come on lock in bro
One round bro match point six four come on
Now it's up to you guys told it up to y'all, but we could do a best of three on different maps if y'all don't like
Let's do it.
He needs it.
It's up to y'all though.
We'll see how this game goes.
Attackers need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can.
Because the Morgan is like the most shotgun heavy map ever.
And bro, back when I played Squirtle on the Morgan, like I'm talking two years ago,
I was good with shotguns.
But now I can't beat Squirtle on the Morgan.
I've only beat him on Border.
Ten seconds remaining.
remaining
Oh shit, I forgot I forgot what is waiting I forgot what is waiting
What is this nose emote
Let me chat, these guys do have years of beef though, and if they want to do a best of three,
it'll be like literally, it could be 30 minutes or it could be an hour, it's kind of up to,
it's kind of up to Muda.
It's kind of up to Muda.
Oh my god, spoits on blitz.
Oh, spoits in one squirtleway.
Spoits in.
What is this, Luda Evo? What is this?
I see a laser, bro. I know you're in kitchen, bro.
I know you're in kitchen, dawg.
This is what's gonna plant and plant. It's very smart.
I don't know if he got off the plant though, who knows.
Wait, is he from the drone wall?
Is he from the drone wall?
The drone wall would have been a kill.
What am I?
He drone wall would have been a kill.
It's over, it's gonna last.
Super ass kid.
You're pissed off, that fat.
Super ass kid, Laken.
I have that in the bag, bro.
Not one, not one!
Not one!
Reset, let's go.
Alright, bring it on, let's do so.
Do y'all want to do a massive break?
Yes, not two, let's go.
Alright, bro, let's go.
Okay, uh, what map?
Plough or Border or Coast?
You pick, bro. You pick, bro.
You need it.
You'll pick it.
You want him to pick the map?
Yeah, he can pick the map.
Where to, what map?
What map? I have, I have, I have Oregon, Chalet, Club, Cafe, Board Club. Club Club Club Club Club Club Club Club.
Alright, good luck guys. Alright, lock in, c'mon.
That's a three. Pay out, pay out, pay out, pay out, pay out, pay out, ooh, game one, game two.
Now, this map is a lot more like longer range for sure.
Nah, I have to push him he's going to shock us again bro, it's all this kid does.
It's getting really hostile on this call, it's getting really hostile on this call,
Spoy versus Squirt Dog, it's getting really hostile, it's getting ridiculously hostile in
the mirror.
Come on, get in the water, come on get in the water.
We actually do have time?
Yeah, do we have time?
I don't want to miss a round, I don't want to miss a round.
Let me sprint, let me sprint, let me sprint, let me sprint, let me sprint, let me
sprint.
Come on, it's 8!
Come here!
Come on, R6 loaded!
Attackers need to locate and diffuse bombs.
And then, alright.
Let's do it. Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
SPOKE versus SPORTAL! LOCKIN! SPOKE versus SPORTAL BABY! SPOKE on the ASK SPORTAL on the bandit.
SPOKE on the ASK SPORTAL on the bandit. Bro, this is the strap that SPORTAL did that
like DESTROYED me. This bandit thing where he just C4's the door. Bro, he also did
it to Richie it destroyed Richie as well what sound baited him what sound baited
him oh my god what a play what sound baited him good name for sport great
name for sport sport taking so much space so well
Squirtle's running out on the roadside though, Squirtle's in out.
Squirtle takes a little bit of damage. Squirtle's in wallbangs. Squirtle is tagging him up.
Squirtle's down to 70 HP now.
One minute fifty, I attack his other box.
Squirtle has all the time in the world. He does take even more damage.
Squirtle has somehow wallbangs. Squirtle's three times. That is insane.
He's walking in three times and now what a plant spot.
He's standing behind metal as well.
Squirtle taking space?
Holy positioning.
No!
Squirtle's stuck!
Squirtle's stuck in the corner and split nose!
Squirtle's stuck in the corner!
What's your loading?
Oh my god, let's go Squirtle.
In the tunnel!
Let's go Squirtle.
Squirtle, climb.
Oh, back.
I don't know if you can like like up and down too much, bro
I know you only be making to the side
It's just every round I can wait
in it
Every round, bro
Svorto watches all the VODs of all of his 1v1s and he studies the 1v1s
He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out he wallbangs
Wait three times that round and then get a single headshot
I'm not gonna lie
If I wallbang somebody three times and then get a single headshot
I would just shove the controller up my ass
That actually sucks.
He won't banged him three times and didn't get a head shot.
Spoil positioning was so good at the end chat.
You guys see how in spoilt reloaded he prone?
Because like it's just little things like that
that just make you really good.
Like, because he knows Squirtle's gonna be
pre-ending at head level.
He knows Squirtle's gonna be pre-ending at level
so he throws.
And now Squirtle has to flick.
It's like, if you actually just watch
Spoil play and even Squirtle,
like you'll learn a lot of stuff,
just always be changing the positioning
your hat bro always if they see your head standing crouched if it's your head
crouched stand if you want to prone prone just always change the positioning
as long as there's sound because if you prone and he can hear you
but split had enough space to where I can move. So wait takes round one Squirtle gonna
We're gonna go doke-a-bee.
Spoil down the warden.
We're gonna go doke-a-bee.
Spoil down the warden.
We're gonna jump in.
Or I'm not gonna lie.
I think Club is probably Squirtle's best map.
Either that or Oregon.
I think if Squirtle...
I don't know.
Because he's 7-2'd Richie on this map, which is actually insane.
What if I just throw a man-game tonight? Two minutes 10 seconds left.
He's a little walking.
Bro, what is that?
What is that, bro?
Come on, I know you're better than that, bro.
Come on. Okay, two up.
Sports kind of slow-bro-ing him now.
I know you're better than that.
Oh, God.
I would rather somebody call me bad than that.
Ugh.
You take the shot.
Ugh.
You shut up, Bryce.
What is kind of stunning him?
Cooksport will come back.
Jack!
One in the chat if you believe in the comeback.
Two in the chat if you don't.
Three in the chat if you can use another question.
Four in the chat if you like turtles
One the chat if you believe in the comeback to the chat if you don't three in the chat if you like turtles I
Can't move on baby dog. I don't know we could see come back dude. I'm not kidding
Squirtle actually put me on to pick the best 1v1 up ever today
Century think about it. He has the TCSP, which is one of the only defenders with a cock right now
Yep, same shit. He has a riot shield that he could put down or deployable shield
Sorry deployable so they can put down and the C4 like hold a utility any as a super shot
He so he can make rotations as well brother squirtle is actually a 1v1 like
Grandmaster, it's like chess brother. Holy like holy utility
Two to zero.
Two to zero to eat at first, boy.
Squirtle peek at the verbales.
Really good angle, by the way.
Incredible angle.
If Squirtle wins this round, I'm going to be honest, it's over.
A pro player is not blowing a 3-0 lead to a console player.
If Squirtle wins this round, anybody's game, but you're talking a two-round swing here.
I don't care how good you are, PC Pro is never selling a 3-0 lead to a console.
It's not possible.
It doesn't matter how good of a guy this is.
Oh no, it's Squirtle's flipping.
It's wrapped. Yeah, it's wrapped.
He's in his head, dude.
He's in his head.
Oh, he left. He actually played that so well too, chat.
Squirtle played that so well.
Squirtle's kind of pinned though.
Squirtle's walking at him.
Good angle.
Great angle.
wait a minute it's not over shield there hold up hold up you ain't no even
even got my hands bro you know bro
okay are you gonna use your brain for one split second I mean bro I'm gonna use
your brain why would I why would I why would I kill your head in like high you know you know
have a shield yeah high you love right right yeah high you like you're like the best
I thought you were the best bro like what happened bro come on bro squirtles actually
locked he's playing striker in century I don't know why I never thought about that
in movie one so much extra utile and actually I sell out how I lose to this kid you're
terrible that's why bro
it's just so many innable vouchers
2 to 1
score sign out of this yet bro
bro holy fuck bro you got me waiting i guess i can't just fucking loading it
you just buy a jacuzzi
wait wait wait man i'm gonna let you like holy dry baby
yes that's crying like what
like i'm just time efficient bro come on now you're not like i'm efficient
shit I'm just on a beach as fast as I can bro like you oh my god
I mean I don't know bro at least it's not 3-0 like I again I don't care who wins
I just want to see a close game bro attackers look long I just want to see a close game
it's not over
chat if Squirtle comes back and wins this faster 3 bro you're going to see me
happen there because I pushed you there.
And now I got him.
That was the first time I think that he pushed me.
That is true.
I pushed you when he died.
You know what?
That's your wrong.
I pushed you when you died.
You deserved that.
That us.
You deserved that, Ron.
It's a good run out of you.
I know.
We might have a ball game.
Scord off, Ratsy!
You'll never get in my head, buddy.
You'll never get in my head.
I want you to know that.
You'll never get in my head.
I want you to know that, bro.
It's all good.
You'll never get in my head bro, I'll let you know that bro, you'll never get in my head.
That's tough, that's tough! Bro, that's so tough.
I'm gonna tough, yeah, yeah, play it off like that buddy.
That's so tough, bro.
You're a nerd, you're a pro, oh you're...
You're a polar, bro.
Say it, say it, I'm what?
You're a polar, you're a polar, you're a polar.
Oh, I'm a polar.
Yup, I said it, right now.
You're a 15 year old, you're calling me polar.
I'm a crypto millionaire, bro, you don't know me.
You're a crypto millionaire, and here you are at 80 McDonald's twice a day.
You know I'm a creep you've seen it before buddy don't act stupid you've seen my millions well
Let's go.
Watch him say he did it to you, he'll reshape you in a year.
2-2, what a ball game, folks.
What a friggin ball game.
What a ball game.
Everyone knows my pockets run deep, bro.
Everyone knows.
Like, what is this kid saying?
What is this kid saying?
Do you play, like, the Strike of your First?
I'll pray that you play with Mike, that doesn't have an automatic, like sure.
Wait, Squirtle played that?
Alright.
Okay, that's the Squirtle I know.
Squirtle played...
He went bar to switch up the site.
I actually like Squirtle's stop process a lot in 1v1s.
He's actually pretty smart for a 15-year-old.
Like, you should always be switching up sites if you're actually locked.
Because everybody goes to default sites because they're the best sites,
but the problem is your opponent is already straddling from that site.
Especially sport like sports gonna be thinking about everything. So when you throw him off with bar, it's like okay now
He has to wait a minute
Now that people do that like switching sides is so
Standing the same side over your time for Thomas and girl
You should still go to the best size majority of the time, but just once again for a weird side of like bar
The thing is though this site's really long range. So like
Squirtle's gonna have to win a gunfight with this boy here, like to keep it a
beam. He could have a pixel with the TCSG but I don't know.
That's the pixel, uh, right after I said it. His trigger finger is actually
disgusting for a controller player. His trigger finger is legitimately gross.
He's planting off the noise. What a play by Squirtle. He's planting off the noise.
That's cruel, can't notice.
Bro, his trigger finger's actually gross.
Shoulda kept swinging, swirled him out of pixels! Dead pixels!
The only pep pixels I've noticed that.
Smart. Not gonna lie, smart.
Clance down.
Squirt you saw him, Squirtle might be down here.
I'll switch this on for a mic again.
Come on, baby.
Bro, that looks so good.
Yeah, I don't know why he went there, bro.
Yeah, that doesn't mean the 12 looks so clean.
This is terrible, see you, come on.
3-2, 3-2, 3-2.
I'm done, Southern.
We got this shit.
I'm done, Southern.
He can't win a straight gunfight to be fair. He's won a couple. He's gonna lose majority though
But what is a pro guys like he's a pro player on on mouse
Squirtle's aiming with his thumbs dude. You got it like me a little fair here, but yeah
Like he's not gonna win. He's won some gunfights though. He has one so
You know what I mean
Not true at all he can do you speak English or do you speak like idiot?
I said, Squirtle has won some gunfights, what do you mean not true he can?
I know he can, I just said that he's won gunfights.
You speak English or not? Or do you speak like idiot?
I'm saying bro, uh, I lost my train of thought because how dumb that chat was.
I'm saying, Squirtle's gonna win majority of gunfights because Squirtle is a pro mouse and keyboard player and Squirtle's able to stuns.
So it's not smart for Squirtle to take a gunfight with him every now and then.
He's gonna lose majority of the gunfights.
Holy yap, holy yaptown.
What kid is that?
Chee-bust!
It's one of my viewers sent it to me.
Put a sock in it, okay?
Okay, okay!
It's like a shock of the top red rotate squirtles in calm really good position by
Squirtle we got a real scheme here Squirtle takes math really well for the
knock-shocking bro when are you gonna whip it up
really get three fires from the Squirtle
Squirtle does waste his support it might have been smarter to support the
prep it on the door
that was for the ones runs any content
might have been part of the prep it on the door
more conservative as well
on
calp so
i'm just happy if your brother
okay so this is actually discussing
He's actually cracked.
Yo, uh, Squirrel is nasty.
Yeah, yeah, this kid's cracked.
Oh my God.
I walk into that one.
Perfect pre-fired, perfect pre-run control.
We got a game!
Squirrel can actually win this, I'm not kidding!
We got a game!
Wow.
See, we have a game, chat.
Davey, think I'm ready to chill one, baby.
Three, three.
That's good, that's good aim, bro.
That is good aim, man.
That is good aim.
Wow.
Check YouTube, what about YouTube?
What about YouTube?
You need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can.
Yo, $10 or don't know from Dinosaur.
Kingston, you're my favorite streamer right now.
And I just wanted to say you could keep up the work,
you've been killing it.
And yeah, thank you for being there when it mattered.
I love you man. Yo, W dinosaur, bro. Appreciate the donut on my bowl. You don't have to ever donate a donut.
I love you man. Thank you, bro.
W Dino in the Track.
3-3, bro.
Actually, the same game.
Yeah, can you pick up like, would you ever like pick up an automatic on defense and uh, would you?
Oh, cool.
Be honest.
Never stop crying after I win a round, yes or no?
Nah, I'm just asking a question, bro.
Like bro, I'm known for being annoying as hell bro, but I think you take that K, gang.
I can't lie.
You talk so much.
And it's not even like you're roasting me or anything, you're just like yapping out
of your mind.
You're so tough.
Shoot the extinguisher, it's gonna look like it's running off that.
She's having a barricade, oil's popped.
Good utility clearance from this point.
Pop good utility clearance from exploit. I think school has one more canister on that boy
It's gonna buy him 20 seconds remember Goyles which is Goyle 20 or 25. I think it's 20. I think it's 20 20 20 20
I believe it's 20 seconds. I don't know why I know that but I think stop until me
Wait one hundred dollar don't know from resolve resolve
What does that even mean resolve? Thank you so much, bro. I appreciate you man. You do not have to ever donate there
Thank you don't worry. I'll be resolved
Love you, bro
$100 in fact for
Wait
Shown speaking that is the best mechanic in the game if you know how to do it
I think you can only do it on keyboard though. I don't think you can do it on controller
That's mechanic in the game because the only thing Squirtle can see is his elbow
Only things for disease is outlaw
You're so good at the game, bro
Oh my god
I don't even know where to push from bro. I just know where to push from bro
Oh, wait, this could be the first time
Square has ever lost to a console player, ever
Oh my god, Square is winning, it's gonna be 3
It's winning, 4-3
I appreciate it
Yeah, you're good, bro
I appreciate it
Square's gonna take a play out of Square's fucking go-goyle
You're a really good one, you don't think- love go-goyle
You seem a little mad right now, Square, what's the most fun?
I can't hear you, but I can't hear you
No!
You play so seriously!
You're pretty good, but what about you?
You're way way way way way way!
SPLASH!
You're way way way way way way way way!
SPLASH!
You're way way way way way way way way way!
Squirtle is uh...
He's celebrating a little too early right now.
Squirtle just needs to be relaxed.
He's celebrating a little too early.
Bro, Squirtle might actually win though, that would be insane!
4-3.
Oh my god.
4-3.
It's a construction spawn, bet.
This could be the first time, uh, Squirtle has ever lost to a console player chapter.
4-3 lead for Squirt.
Wow long max frames. Oh, it's never lost on 300 frames. Ever. Never.
Squirtle's already got me. Squirtle's up. He's on knock-shock, though. Oh, god.
He's on knock-shock.
Squirtles on 1 HP, but Squirtles on 50, but Squirtles shotgun is a one-shot now from
any range from any range oh no don't do it squirtle don't do it don't do it
if Squirtle has nades now it's probably time to use them look at us boys
boys playing this so he's like because he knows Squirtle can't enter
This boy is just holding both of the entry points and Squirtle can't win.
I got stuck on a fan, bro.
What a game! Oh my god!
Pick up the gun and shock him, bro. Close the gap.
I did not! I'll do a little one-top view. Wow.
He's stuck on a fan. It's all good. Cool.
4-4.
Another hundred dollar donut? What?
Fake said,
BOWRAT!
How did all of them think you don't have to do it bro, but thank you so much man. I appreciate it. W fake in the chat
Like a little boy
They're both playing go out of gym this much question if you're a crypto mirror surely you buy a PC now
That should be like jump money for you
For what for what?
Xbox games are better bro. Yeah, man. That's just
Smart with your money buddy, maybe the best game I've seen maybe the best game I've seen
And it goes six six and four don't pull off an upset that would actually be crazy
That actually is insane!
To understand how insane this is,
SPOIT has never lost on max frames, ever.
Like, uncapped, SPOIT's unbeaten, in one once.
Imagine this to X-Watts play?
The camera's too big?
Won't my big get a little bit smaller?
Did I just get one guy?
4-4.
What an angle from Skordal pieces.
He's looking for the drone, he's looking to get off the drone, bro, he's going to win
this round off of flashes if he can flash perfectly, if he can flash perfectly, if he
can flash perfectly, the glios burn so much time, it's such a smart pick, that is that
Disgusting angle chat that week above
So you can probably die
I know you're in the middle of my this one up back to Jim back to Jim. Yeah make those pixels
Yeah, good to button short. Yeah, right there. You're not scaring me buddy
I don't think shooting the drum there is necessary.
Because you know someone is going to shoot.
Oh, wow.
Switch up.
It might be over, man.
It might be over.
Squirtle really needs, all Squirtle needs to do is just keep winning the defenses.
He could lose as many attacks he wanted.
The attacks is the hardest part about these 1v1s.
I mean to be fair Squirtle has won a good amount of attacks.
It's kind of in both ways but Squirtle retakes the lead.
Squirtle actually clawed all the way back, took the lead, but Squirtle retook it.
Oh wow.
I think Squirtle is going to remain undefeated, bro.
squirtle loses this there's only one man there's only one man bro who could beat
void and it's gonna be probably stomping on pc maybe do in the next week
bro that ass that ass bro
but something to be left out about that
it could maybe wait till they're both idiot and then there's only you might be
smarter than that yeah that's probably smart
Yeah
We're you up, bro take your time, bro
5-4 lead. Good drama from Squirtle. He knows exactly what his point is. He's going to start taking space. They're both on SMG12.
Wide of regard as the best gun in the game over the last two years, especially on content, because the recall patterns are a little easier than PC.
It's what's on the boss, G. Squirtle's on the boss, G. They're both on boss, G.
it would be a bad idea to be called right now
all those phones bitch come on
yeah squirt is dead
we've got a flash you know
squirt dog
yes one more flash needs to make this one count
One more flash.
Ow, I just fell.
Oh, my shit, I just fucking broke her ankles, bro.
Oh, I left her.
Oh, you're kidding. I-
Oh, my god, I got-
Oh!
Squirt it.
One round.
It's one more round, Squirt it.
Let's go.
Chad, it's over. It's over.
It's over. Oh my god. I'm about to take that as fucking crypto millionaire, but surely give me some of those bitcoins
Come on. I love it a little bit. I think I deserve it
You're like a millionaire all about like Gigi's yeah, I like give away to like the less fortunate, right?
Hell no, hey, somebody said
I'm like so to the chubb
Remonitator is Squirtle wins back to back to backgrounds unanswered. That'll be the greatest one you want
I've ever seen in my life
What I like to see I scan everyone
Like what
Attackers need to locate and the only man who can defeat spoils is probably gonna be stopping on PC
They've never won be one since stoppings better probably
PC vs PC, Gotham's relying on one man.
Why would you go to this side?
Who's winning that?
Stopping on PC or spoiling on PC?
Who's winning that?
It's not Gotham's relying on one man.
Save us up.
Somebody typed not you. I'm not in it
It's point beach I go chat
It's never lost one 21 when he's on catch
This it's
No more safer for you three rounds on answer that is the craziest should have ever seen my
hands down about it out of my mind
Squirtle downstairs, or not sorry, Squirtle upstairs.
Now I do think Squirtle could win this round.
He has perfect operator selection.
He has glasses for spoits, flashbangs.
He has a C4, he has a S-52, he has a shotgun for close range dumpites.
He's really well equipped to win this.
On the other hand, his opponent is Spoi, so he could just lose because Spoi is
is insane.
We used to see four. Wait, what? I'm actually stupid. I'm actually stupid. Let's go re-positions.
come out
holy moly
why would you do that make so much noise
I think it's really bad here. Yeah, it's not like space is cut.
This point's actually playing insane. Never mind.
Yeah, this game, 2-0, baby. It's HOT! It's VERSUS SHIT ASKED! 2-0, baby, come on!
Every time I try to prove myself, I just lose.
Let's go, baby
Shout out to Jinxie though shout out to Jinxie
They share bry dude a shit that's too well. Good shit man
Now you're good though
Don't say GG to me bro. I was not no good game. I just lost both games like how's that GG like
Sucks big the only one V1 left to happen. It's just you versus stopping on PC, bro
Yeah, we gotta fill it up for some time.
Pro versus pro, man.
Well, you guys are in the same region though.
When y'all are either both NA or both of you.
What do you guys want?
Let's see.
You remember when we won V1 and you purposely took me on my worst map?
Yes.
Yeah, respond to me, buddy.
Yes.
Spoilt, leave the game, leave the discord.
Get out of spectator, Gene.
Get out of spectator.
Come on.
Get out of spectator.
I want to see y'all play bro.
Well, we got 2 Buddha, yay!
2 Buddha.
I got a 1 Buddha, 2 Buddha.
You see how we duck that?
No, no, no.
Last time we won, we won that one.
I'm never playing you again.
Oh wait, that's just weird though.
I beat you two years in a row,
and I play you every time.
I'm leaving.
I know it drives you crazy.
than me, bro. Like, I don't care. I'm not 15, bro. I'm not on, I'm not on, uh, Adderall.
She's not on Adderall, but you got what I'm saying. All right, bro. Can me and Muda beat
Spoyt run a prediction? Run a prediction? I don't even know. I don't know. I think we're
favored, but it depends if Spoyt just literally shits on Muda every round or
then I'm going to 1v1 up what probably is. Muda, lock in baby. Let me call them.
I can't move.
I'm.
Let me call.
I can't move.
Oh baby doll.
Hi chat.
I'm gonna go pee.
back Jinxian Muda vs. Quake
Bonn Projection!
you
Let's do this.
Let's do this, man.
Hi-bye.
Hi-bis.
If he gets to do 100 chat, 100 gets it.
As y'all know, hi-bis has never got to do 100, bro.
Hi-bis has never got to do 100.
If he gets to 100, 100 gets to the chat.
All right, we're locked in.
We're about to play a spoilt chat.
He just 7-4'd Squirtle twice.
A little bit intimidated.
Tiny bit intimidated here.
Tiny bit of timidavade here.
Tiny bit of timidavade.
I don't, oh my God, wait.
How about it's actually gonna hit 100.
All right, there's no way he chokes this.
High five, you got, what was that?
How about you got it?
Chetty's gonna do it.
He's gonna do it.
100, first time ever.
Please, high five.
He's been practicing.
He's still going.
Hi guys still going? Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Holy aura.
One other gift to the chat. Holy aura.
One other gift to the chat.
All right, chat. Jakesy and Muda versus Spoi.
Ramp predictions bro, who do you got bro? Who do you got winning?
How to get to the chat how to get to the chat?
Wow, hi, my
Okay, let's do this
Let's do this up. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this
We make a group call with mood on split
I can't move on, baby doll, wait no cause, slip a good page to this.
What is this boy's fucking discord, bro, uh, huh?
I
Right I mean add them to that no no no no no no no no
There we go
Yeah, yeah, well all right, let's do it
Yo safe with the 100 gifted safe. Thank you for the water gifted remember, bro
You do not have to donate. I appreciate you my boy. Thank you
Thank you. They're gonna get a double second to chat.
Give me up some kids.
Yo!
So Jixie, am I just a cock to you and VRChat?
Bro, I'm sorry.
And I'm getting to-
You take my content!
That makes me late for two hours!
Muda, I can explain.
Okay, Muda, I'm first off, I'm really sorry.
They- okay, Sforna's been waiting for that day for like two years.
And I was gonna set it up for the entire week, but boy it was traveling.
So I'm actually sorry.
but that was the only time we could like do it bro I forget to do but hey
mood up let's fucking win this shit buddy wait warming up right now but this
is not gonna be like the 5v1 okay dude boy is not that good that 2v1 us
brothers no way I beat bro I beat Bolo dude was better Bolo or sport what
do you mean you beat Bolo what the fuck does that mean it's all about
What does that mean? What does that mean you beat Bolo?
I beat Bolo in a 1v1.
You beat Bolo in a 1v1? What why?
I swear on my left. What long he on everything I love. And he said he was going as hard as it was 6-7.
Wait, and did he beat Richie in a 1v1?
And I beat Richie in a 1v1, yes.
Alright, are you lying?
I haven't seen that Richie one. I need to see that Richie one.
And Richie got like 7-1s.
What?
I gotta call Richie. I don't believe this.
Was he trying?
I mean, call him, call him actually, because I don't know if he was. He said he was. He said he was.
Wow, was he on PC or console?
He was on PC.
That ass? Now you're him!
How much? Okay, would you say you're a lot better than when you said you had the last two?
That's good.
Important question here. Muda is saying he's 7-1-Q and a 1v1.
Yeah, already got me.
Were you trying?
Okay, Rich, you just said he wasn't trying, Ruda.
You know, bro, I need legends in this game, bro. Come on.
Dude, he said he was trying with me, bro. You're lying.
Sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hear what you said, but I actually...
Somebody has to answer your question. No, I'm way better than what I was, like, when I first...
Wait, but... Okay, but... How did you beat Bodo?
Is there a video? Is there footage of this?
Yeah, is this lost, dude?
Yeah, yeah.
I was just checking in, bro. I was just checking in.
I think you're 12.
What do you mean neither was Bolo? Bolo was sweating his ass off in that 1v1. What are you guys talking about?
Wait, don't, okay. Here's what I'm thinking. If you beat Bolo in a 1v1,
obviously we're gonna be able to 2v1 sport, right?
Yeah. Okay.
So, I mean why don't like...
Why don't me and Richie just 2v2 you guys?
No, what do you mean? What do you mean do you think actually as a better team there because you would have mooda
Who doesn't know anything about the game?
What do you think we can this only one way to find out bro. Let me go. Let me call it. Let's do it
It's a dubby segment right there
We would just if you actually beat Bola actually yo Richie let me talk to you real quick
Richie, yeah
What do you think would happen if me and you to v2'd Muda and spoi? Obviously they have spoi
But on the contrary
Right there and you're on PC right with like Matt's brains. I'm off the PC. I'm off the PC. Are you free right now?
I'm not good at PC, but I'm learning, you know?
Yes.
Are you free right now?
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
I'm a my girl right now.
You're not.
Wait, what?
Oh, you're not?
Like, you can't play?
You can't play?
No, no, no, I'll just, I'll just, like, kick her out.
She's from Brazil, so that's no English.
You kick her out right now?
No, I'll kick her.
I'll kick her the fuck out.
Let's get this shit brought up on right now.
He's kicking out his girlfriend at 2v2, lock-in.
So, okay, on the bias to the chat, their team has a spoi, but they also have Muda, who
knows like barely anything about the game.
I don't know who wins this.
Is that good ass 2v2?
I don't know who wins this.
and prediction and then run a new one I mean Richie but that's how I'm not
okay I need it dude so wait should we like sweat and do like separate comms
what do you think's point sweat and you separate calm let's chop it let's not
pick chat separate comms are saying bro if it's saying I'm gonna be on my PC
had said which is so shit with console my audio be worse but it's kind of the chat
chat we do separate and like go emote only in like sweat
I don't even know. Wait, we might get like smoked though. If I really think about this.
Yo, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi. We might get like smoked. Yo, what's up?
I want you to understand, bro. If, if, and I don't give a fuck if I have split on my team. If I end up winning against you, dude, you are not going to, you are not going to.
Hey, big nose fucking, you're shut the fuck up bitch.
Hi, Spoy.
Richie, did you just fucking make a nose, Richie? Okay, Richie, it's like the Spider-Man pointing at each other again.
Huge.
Come on.
Okay, but, okay, okay, okay, so let's figure this out, bro.
Look, I
Think me and Richie win this I'm not folding that's cam. Come on. I'm billing to wage your mood up. Remember you have a pro on your team
I just think you're not gonna have knowledge in this at all, bro
I'm gonna sweat my fucking dick off too. I think it's fair, bro
The last time I did something like this, bro
I was out so much fucking gifted dude yesterday. I'm up to 50 from Jinxie, bro. Do I really?
I 100 gifted 100 gifted yes I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm down a hundred
gift hood if you want to wait to eat yeah I'm gonna do it for you ever
doing it richie's doing it richie's about I'm down I'm down yeah let's go
wait wait wait is it separate or the same call so okay I think you Richie I
think we sweat how we go I go game chat we all listen we all go you vote on
Because the chat's gonna be fucking weird. We all go only
We go separate calls Richie
I'll use game chat so I can get the direct audio source of my headset and have the best audio possible and then
Muda and spoi y'all
Now we get your best of three as well. We get a best of three
Come on
Me and Jinx he got too much cam brother scene broska
2 out of the way!
Yeah! By the way!
By the way!
We have I-2-CAM!
By the way, JC and Richie brought, I've seen you guys do it with each other for years bro.
That's such chemistry.
Yeah, you have like a throw on your team!
Yeah, you have a throw!
Spoits like...
Spoits a throw player!
I don't know, okay so like is he like tens of valor basically?
Oh, I'm saying it's we're winning this show that and the discussion bro. Okay. Okay. I'm good. We got this
Predictions actually close. Yo, if I'm gonna be um, I'm gonna be actually unbiased not trolling
I would give you guys a slight edge because you guys are both PC and you have a pro
I'm gonna be on console. I'm gonna give you all a slight edge and Richie's somewhat new to PC
It's been like one month for two. Yeah
God that you weren't like trying eighty ninety percent or what he won
I tried the last round and you shit on me. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, so we do best at three. We do organ
Bro, uh, mood up if it's not organ you might be actually cook bro
You might be cooked because everybody knows organ top floor like we're going full major. Just anything goes. Yeah, sweaty shit
I invited you Richie, I invited you Muda, lock the fucking, okay, so Richie's wagering
with Spoight, I'm wagering with Muda, we both have honor gift in right, everybody has honor
gift in?
Muda, what is your name?
Lock the fucking dead ass!
Oh my god!
Alright, I'm just gonna get rid of this one and then you get fucking game more.
Word, I'm just gonna be deafened, yeah I'm just gonna be deafened.
Alright, both of you guys.
You have me at it already.
What is your name? What is your name? What is your name? What is your name? Oh, it's uh, it's master jack 2244
Chill about chill master jack 2244
All right, this is actually gonna be two two four four Jesus. Yeah, it's two two four forty was two two four three take it
All right. I added you. What is his name? What is your name? What is your name on here? Oh?
Oh, I don't want to spoil-
Oh, I'm all...
I-I-I-I-I'm sorry.
Alright, bro, this is actually gonna be peak.
I'm not adding a fucking delay! No one's gonna snipe!
No, there are no delay, but you'll put a-
You know, aim only, cause chat can be weird.
I'm not going to delay. I'm down for the-
I mean there's delay-
No delay, no delay, bro.
We're not stream sniping, bro.
Let's say it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, no one's gonna snipe, bro.
Yeah, no one's gonna snipe.
It's respected match right here. Come on.
This- this shit actually is like-
this shit runs deep. Now remember it's best if you...
I'm with you guys.
No one trading. No one trading.
Now they're counting a little bit more again and then just lose the series. I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.
Cause on the other maps, you're not gonna know where you're going.
Yeah, I'm not gonna know where I'm going, but JC, I have the best aim in the world, bro.
You've seen, you've seen my...
Yeah, I'm just gonna shock you in the stomach, bro.
I'm just gonna shock you in the stomach. Welcome to the city, bro.
Yo, Ritzy, get in here. I'm just gonna pump you in the face.
And yes I'm using I'm using shotguns I'm doing a counter player in this bitch wait
Why are we doing shotguns?
Because I'm gonna pump you in the face, bro. I'm the only cosplayer you have a pro on your game
Let's play let's play some more. I'm gonna play
Like me like me like me like me like me like me chat remember this prediction is only for Oregon
This is actually going to be generational 2v2 best of 3 Oregon club board the three best maps in the game
I
Can't move this point needs to invite what I got you Richie a lot the fuck in come on bro
Richie or Muda invite us wait or no Richie invite mood up if Richie
I
My god
Richie's a known streamsepper and a known zimmer.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are we getting that from, bro?
Richie, put it on your life.
You never zimmed or cronist in your entire life.
On my life, bro?
Hey, find the clip, $20,000, $20,000 cash.
I take a private jet that Jinxie pays for,
and I give it to you, bro.
I go to a fucking Canada and I give you 20K.
You find a clip of me zimming or using a cronist,
bro?
Simple.
My chat said it turns from 2v1 to 2v1 and you just die.
Some of the chat said it turns from 2v2 to 2v1 because you die.
What's that now?
Well I gotta add you, I don't have you no more.
I have you, I have you.
What the fuck?
I need you to invite me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god bro.
Yo yo yo, no, I don't have you.
My heart, my heart's racing up there.
You're nervous?
No, I'm just so excited I get excited about these things, bro.
It's a nice hundred go.
I want my hundred gifted to personally come from Jinxie.
I want another hundred come out.
Wait, I'm waiting for you, bro.
Yes.
OK.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Moira, I'm going to tell you exactly what's
going to happen because I have ball knowledge
in this game, bro.
Listen, you're going to win half one.
No, no, let me tell you what's going to happen.
You're going to underestimate me.
I don't give a fuck if you use a shotgun, OK?
I'm going to dash in the site, neon slide on you,
and once happen.
There's nothing to do with that.
Sliding in this game, bro. Get used to like have sport give you a tutorial on how shown peaking bro
That's the closest thing you can do now. Here's what's gonna happen
You're gonna win Oregon
You're gonna start dancing around your room and you're gonna be like these guys suck and then when you don't know the maps
You're gonna be like sport, please one be two every round and then you guys are gonna lose that's gonna happen
I'm gonna be honest and then you're like
That's what's gonna happen, bro, and I'm just gonna keep you in the stomach
Are you sure? I don't think I got you are you offline status?
Hurry hurry hurry, I don't see I don't see
Yeah, let me start the game with one person on the other team. Yo invite me and then I'll click here
Invite you Mooda here start the game, bro, please. Oh, yeah start the game. Yeah, bro. Let's start it
Let's start it
Get the weights little bit of patience, please
Y'all don't fuck with master jack. No, it's as no
Christ almighty
Before we before we go into separate columns. Hey the bottom of my heart Jixi
Thank you for the hundred gifted all right bet I'm gonna you're richie. Don't start on start don't start don't start
You're talking in game or a different discord. Yeah, how we doing?
Am I doing game chat? Okay, that's all you have to have to have to
Defend and we can talk in the car. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I like that. I like that. I like that
But what those cheating richie? Yeah, I want to speak the call. What is the
What do we know?
She keeps opening the valve, Tony!
Alright, Emo's the only small guy, okay?
Emo, Emo, okay.
Emo, yes, yeah, Richie.
No screen peeking to your left.
Yeah, okay.
Don't fuck out of here, bro.
Let's go.
Come on.
What's map one?
Uh, Oregon.
Uh, club border in that order.
Who got robbed?
Oregon club.
Alright, alright, alright.
Richie, I'll just map two.
But, let's go.
Who's host?
Uh, you, but don't start it.
Don't start it.
Let's talk in game chat, okay?
Oh hold on my game chat Mike's kind of ass bro hold on let's test it let's test it. Yeah, let's test that's that's that's
Yeah, bro like let's test it how bad could the game chat Mike actually be bro you over to get it top
You're richie house or game chat Mike how bad could it actually be chat?
What is that no we actually got the game. Oh my
Okay, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's playing more. It's playing more. It's not that bad
Oh, oh, it said you left the game.
Wait, Richie, could you-
I don't see him in here.
I don't see me here.
Am I back?
No, you're like invisible, bro, but I hear you.
Like what?
I'm invisible.
Wait, I'm also invisible.
What?
Where am I?
What the fuck?
Yo, you want to re-host Lobby?
Maybe?
I don't know.
Let me re-leave and rejoin, and then we'll
chat one more time.
To be too wager against Moodybunsboy, lock the fitable sticks in.
We can hear him now.
I know but I'm not in the lobby.
I don't know what happened.
Classic Ubi.
Classic.
Classic Ubi.
Classic.
Bro, hi guys.
For the, for the streamer tournament, 55, we have to get like eight admins because
people are not going to know how to set up games and they're not going to pause
when this glitch is.
All right.
Leave.
New lock.
Classic Ubi, classic. Classic Ubi, classic.
I can't move on, baby doll, with no calls.
Yeah, maybe we can do some cases later, maybe.
I'm kind of addicted, I'm addicted, and...
But bro, maybe we should just go for gloves now
because I already have a knife, I already have a knife.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
But I already have a knife, chadda.
Are we have a knight, Chattanova?
Later, like after the 2v2 BL3, after the BL3, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Because we could get gloves, get more knives, bro Gucci, I'm not, like Gucci, I'm going to keep it above.
I'm not going to get a knife better than the one I got, unless I spend another 20k, and I'm not doing that.
CS can go fuck itself.
the chatters type in goat goat goat yeah there's like maybe if my trade-up
luck wasn't horse cock maybe I could get about a knife brother I have a $1,400
knife but yeah I'm not saying I'm not gonna get all cases I might
hi-fives low-key maybe load up the steam wallet just in case actually we'll
do it later I have mine if I if I decide to go I might get on case after
the wager. See how tired I am, but I probably won't be tired if I'm gonna be on the dice.
Alright, I have a permanent glitch where it's telling me to reconnect to a custom, so that's
very fun. I have like a permanent glitch. What is that? Do you like Valorant? I don't
know if I like Valorant as much as I like CS. I like CS because I like the core feeling
of the game. When I played Valorant, I literally just died to like a dancing frog who spits
gunked on my face, a hawk who flies through the sky and then shoots fire at me. There's
eight different types of flashbangs, half of them are abilities. I don't know, bro. If
I learned the characters, I think I'll like Valorant. But I just like the core feeling
of CS, bro. I'm going to keep it a beam. I like the core feeling of CS. I don't
anybody. Oh and CSS cases. Shiesa. Now the Valorant doesn't have kittens. We've had this
debate before, but the gameplay of CS just feels way simpler. And I like that. I like
actually knowing why I'm dying rather than not like, which is kind of ironic because
I play siege, which is like literally the epitome of not knowing what you're dying
do. All right, I bet it's just waiting by mood if you can, baby. Are you done with Apex?
I'm not done with Apex. Just every time I play Apex, I've raged off the game, literally
every time, so I've just taken a break from Apex. I'm not done with Apex. But yeah,
Yeah, the next time I play Apex, I need to be in MY lobbies!
Every time I play Apex, I'm in just these sweaty ass PC lobbies getting sniped. It's like actually ain't.
But no, I'm not done with Apex. It's just every time...
Every time I'm on Apex, I just wanna like, uninstall. All right, if I move it, if I move it. Richie, if I move it.
Let's go!
Bro, you're a game chat mic! I can like, hear the air!
Oh fuck, wait, can you hear me click?
click, click, click, click, click, click. Now, can't.
Alright, come on, bro, that's good palms.
What? Bro, it's loud and shit.
What do you mean it's loud, bro?
Stop!
Bro, yo, chill. Bro, your mic, it's like I'm looking.
It's like a PA system, bro, in high school, bro.
Hold on, is it better? Hold on.
Yo, P.T.
Better, yes. Talk again?
Better. Better. Talk loud.
I was in my kitchen, bro. That was me in my kitchen.
What?
It's actually not bad. Oh my god.
Errr.
Let me know, let me know, let me know.
We're like a flight reacts, Mike.
Do I turn the game up?
No!
No way!
Richie, Richie!
What do you mean by level?
Richie, your mic got loud.
I don't know what you just did, but it's loud. Fixed actually.
I turn the game up. Does it go down or up?
Try it, try it down, try it down.
I'm voice chat info try to lower the game. Yeah, lower the game lower the game. Oh my god. Talk again
I wanted to be electric when I'm yelling perfect invite. Uh, if I would know you're right. It should be electric
Every time we went around
All right, I don't know about that like actually that's fine
I
Sound like this with this mic on bro. You sound like a third you sound like 13 years. It's a headset mic. It's a headset mic
Let's go. Let's go
Come on. Come on. Thank you for the 100 gifted. I appreciate you, bro
I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee and we start let me start think about your stress
Think about your side. I need to bro. Yo, Richie you're ugly. Oh shut up your child
I'm getting my surgery too!
What's when I get my surgery? It's over bro!
Bro, I need the weather!
I can't...
Fuck!
I'm gonna put out an air-ret.
Come on bro, come on, very fast.
I love you.
Adderall like I literally fucking talk a thousand different words per minute yo by the way high-bives
I know you're listening to me right now high-bives are chopped your dick is small and you suck at rock. You'll be by the way
What is that he wants to be everything they clocked me
Every day they clocked me. Yo
Y'all ready wait Richie is your your girlfriend over to
You know, I just kicked it a fuck off, bro. Fuck bitches, bro. Listen, I want this shit, bro.
You kicked your girlfriend out for this wager on Easter Sunday.
Elbows. Elve Superman punches, bro. Elbows. C'morans.
Wait, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's what I do, though.
What? Yo.
Yeah, whoa, it wasn't you.
Yo, best of three. Let me make the rules clear, bro. Emote only. Best of three.
Emote only, okay.
Actually, do you guys want to be emote only? I don't care. I don't care.
I, I, I'm not cheating.
Yeah, on everything I love, I won't cheat.
All right, I'm gonna go.
It's 100 gifted, bro.
Obviously, we know, we know Jasey's not cheating
for 100 gifts, but she, I'm more.
He can find 100 gifted in this.
That's crazy.
My chat's saying Richie's too quiet.
Richie, are you actually too quiet?
I'm too quiet?
They're saying turn Richie up.
Richie's too low.
All right, that's about, hold on, I'll be coming.
Richie's too quiet.
He is.
Richie volume low.
Can't hear Richie.
is it better?
Yeah.
No.
Let's go!
Still quiet.
Ah!
Still quiet.
Let's go!
It's Richie, loud or loud?
JC.
Louder, you want it louder?
Make it a little bit louder, yeah.
Hello, my name is Richie.
That's me.
All right, good luck, bro.
That's a three.
Lock in, Richie.
Lock in, bro.
I- I- I- Good luck! Good luck! Good luck!
Richie, Richie, look. No matter what way you slice it, bro,
we're gonna have to kill Spoi every round to win this.
Richie, bro, if we f- Can you hear me?
We got a cheese. We got a cheese.
Listen, Richie, if we hear Spoi, be attacking!
If we know where Spoi is, be attacking!
Wait, well, what do we bet? SMD12? You wanna bet SMD12?
Uh, maybe Vigil. Maybe Vigil.
It's not a bad shout.
Bandy SMD12 is not a bad shout.
Because, bro, is Boyd's gonna be gliding around?
Bro, Boyd's favorite operators.
He plays Oryx.
He plays Azami.
I've been shitting him many times in my life.
Bro, we both have to reach white before.
Me, huh?
Dude, I might go Amaru shotgun flashes and just set the tone.
I'm not even kidding.
Richie, can you float me into Armory?
Can you float me into Armory?
Yeah, yeah.
Bring up the Grim seat.
Did you bear with the grimm sample?
Wait, grimm? Ooh, maybe that's actually pointless. I feel like I can catch him with a lacking though if I armor ruin. I just want to set myself to like too low, bro.
Wait, turn the mic up. How about saying you're very low? Turn the mic up.
Yo, yo, is this better? I don't know, louder?
Why is it not loud for you? Or why is it loud for you to deny your chat?
It's good for me. I don't know. They're just saying you're too low. I don't know why you need a bomb.
I've got me trippin' it is.
I'm gonna beppin' on ACAM. Richie, focus. They have SPOIT on their team.
FOOT!
I'm soundin' on my dick off. Let's go.
Wait, that might be too loud.
I have a top mate back.
Is it good? Is it good?
Ten seconds.
From a reality...
It sounds like I'm in a drive-thru.
It sounds like I'm in a drive-thru. I'm not even like...
Your mic sounds like I'm in a drive-thru.
Wait, it's better.
It's bad. It's bad. We're trying not to talk about it.
Alright, now let's go.
Okay, you don't have to do that. Do that.
Hold my game. Hold my game. Hold my game. Hold my game. Hold my game.
Hold my game. Hold my game. Hold my game.
You didn't try or you didn't try?
Inch over here.
Close, close, close.
They're powering me.
They fell back. They fell back. They fell back.
But you have the loudest mic in the Midwest.
They gave they gave they gave they gave
okay I'm getting all the money
you're playing good baby in four okay
they're playing good they have room each
open
Richie could you burn this with one of
your grams there's a mutated yes left
we'll see other operator it's a mutated
Rooney mutated Rooney
Mutas on me that bank I'm gonna flash
and then shoot the jammer yeah all right listen listen close beach with a shot
then close beach with a shot over this or no I should have our EMT is my
bathroom
close breach for a sample attic
let me drop my closet is in my closet I think what do you mean it's the
We still have reach open?
Yes, yes.
You gotta tell me that.
I can't, dude.
I can't.
I'm running reach.
I've got reach.
You dead?
I'm running.
We're running.
Sprite on the last operators.
You know where he is.
It's going to that smootre.
No, I thought I thought wait was on a Rooney
I don't suppose on a ready to move on to what?
We're good. We're good. I want you I can hear every clip one lie
Then turn it down to it's better be loud. Oh my god. It's bad. Yo, that's on me
I like we need to coordinate it off better that's on me. I'm an omri for every reason
I'm not going to do that again.
No, it's because of the mic, it's because of the mic.
Wait, this is better at Jynxay.
Yeah, it's better for me.
They might complain, but I can hear you clicking.
It's like, I can't.
It's like, all right.
All right, we're good, we're good, we're good.
But I want to run the Aruni back, say that, say that.
I'm going to destroy their drone economy
and be a cringe lord, okay?
I like that.
Water lens, come on.
Focus.
All right, this thing is perfect.
It's saying perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, right.
Now we're good.
Perfect, you're the perfect.
I got him, I got him, I got him, let's go get you.
Okay, baby, come on.
I'm almost boreda.
Bro, I thought Spoyt was on a rune,
so when you killed Mewed, I'm like, yes.
Bro, I did not expect Spoyt to be like close breach.
Like when I killed, like that was,
I don't know, that was like some bot shit right there,
bro.
That was Mewed up.
Protect the bombs.
I should blast, I should blast.
Let's take it, on!
Come on, bro.
Yeah, I was at a garage.
I know.
I'm about to run out.
I'm going to run out, okay?
I'm getting demos, Ken.
I'll go back to site.
Me, go to work, go to work, go to work.
Okay, okay.
You want me in?
Okay, so it's an ace and a demos.
anyone from me
Okay, so it's an ace in a day most
They're gonna be trapped right now
Now but they're coming to me right it's done. I didn't know you well. I mean, maybe they're
I heard that.
Alright, this is the sports on camos,
which is terrifying and the breach is open.
Okay.
We're just gonna support them all,
wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm gonna put C-Bordie Bolt on the plane.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, just get it.
I heard that, I heard that, I heard that.
I am, I am.
C-Bordie Bolt, just let him play on the plane.
Listen, I got a VP as well.
We have a VP.
I'm talking to my wife,
so I'm not even helping you.
Just hide, let me support him.
I'm getting Davos tracks bro. I'm gonna stay here. They're good. They're good. Run away. Run away. You're good.
One's reached one's trail. One dropped. You airstripped off the balcony. I'm not even trolling.
I only have a C4 default plant. Let me know.
Oh, that was quick. I thought that was Muda.
Bottom light, 1HP.
One shot to your DMR.
One shot, one shot to that.
He was top light.
Is that breach or what?
I think, wait let me see, I have a camera on white, I think breach, yeah breach, breach,
breach, breach, breach, breach, he's 50 health, he's on the head of the breach?
Just make a plan I think.
15 seconds left.
He's pushing you slowly, slowly.
He's running at you, running at you.
Yes! Yes!
You can't!
I'm not fucking losing this!
You made it my way to the award opening this year by...
Bro, I thought...
You're so not.
Bro, I thought Muda was ace.
Bro, so wait, he's putting Muda on Aruni and Deimos.
Bro, because isn't Deimos like something Spoyt would play?
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'm like...
I'm actually getting tweaked out.
I thought Moodle was bottom way, I thought Moodle was bottom way.
All right, Rudy's going to get banned for both teams probably when we're on, okay.
Let's see, what's the cringy should we get play?
How about Striker EMPs or something?
Let me see.
Lion's good.
I'm going to see that ops.
I might go Lion, Ace.
I mean, you could go Ace.
Let me go Ace.
If they're running three speeds, I'm going to stick to Lion, okay?
So I just two shot him with the DMR.
Bro, are you going to, I think you should bring EMPs for the denial or you have
You have nades, you have nades, you have nades, you have nades. You can shoot down Generapal to nade off that.
Yeah, yep.
Fuckin' pro.
Mew doesn't counter ace, so you're good if they have a lot.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Mew doesn't counter ace anymore, right? W change.
Yes, sir. Come on.
It depends how bad they want it. They could go bandit. We'll see.
I think one of us should kill our drone heavy round. Do you want me to save my drone?
Uh, nah, we could like night scan then. Hold on. I'll scan through Master.
Good clutch, Richie, that's what I like.
Come on, baby. Come on, ice.
I'm going to set up a flight cam. Bottom, man.
I'm burning my cam.
They have a ma in a Fenrir, a ma in a Fenrir.
I'm going to go Twitch. I'm going to go Twitch CMR.
I'm going to go Twitch Epsil actually.
OK, listen, listen, JC.
Get the wall open.
Let's get this wall open, then I'm going to work the fatties
and then we'll just work them out, OK?
Is that right?
Yeah.
I was supposed to make a shot.
I have a bottom main camp.
We're good, we're good.
Bottom main clear.
This boy might get chowdy out like top main or something.
Yeah. Now he knows better.
He knows who he's playing.
He's not gonna get chowdy.
That's more about the last many I'm pretty sure.
Oh it's muted. My drone's dead.
I'm not thinking.
I'm gonna walk on main in a second.
I just squeezed.
I gotta get closer to like my shit, bro.
This is fucked, man.
Just wait, let me get these fennies.
Oh fuck, hold on.
I don't know if I can get the fennies, hold on.
Hey, is he trolled?
He's not a good mute player.
He's not like me on mute.
Let me draw the mute.
Yo listen, I got the troll, Fennie.
I got the troll, Fennie, and the troll, Mew.
I'm joining through the breach.
Yo, yo, ace open out of gym seat.
Open the breach. Good. Okay, can you wait?
Can you wait? My strong up top.
Yes.
Ace in.
On a cannon.
Fendi an attic.
See what you like? See what you like?
Stop, buddy.
What?
Track flash attic or what?
Where is he? Where is he? Close right?
He's close on the breach.
So he's close right? He's stuck in a pit.
No, no, no, he's still left.
He's in attic, in attic.
In attic top, like left side of the breach topped.
Can you soundbite this kid?
I can just flash him.
Yeah, flash him, flash him.
Anatic, anatic.
He's still there, he's still there on the door.
It's Mudo, Mudo's anatic.
He's still left.
Nice.
We'll be one, no fanny on your door, you have 35 seconds.
Oh
Nice ride wow
He killed me full-flash by the way that's crazy. That's all me bro. Sheissa Sheissa
When I flashed you killed you why is Buddha doing good wait I just remember I just remember it's on the orbit
What's the bin? What's the bin?
Okay, uh, we could do ace, demos, ace, bin, ace, bin, ace, bin, ace, I don't even care about that.
I'm gonna H-S-L-P, ace flashbangs, I'm gonna get that wrong, fuck I am.
Yeah, like, they can breach and blind you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like they're just banners.
Alright, uh, the bin, Aruni, okay, bad, bad, bad.
Alright, I might bust out-
I'm cheesing, I'm cheesing now.
I'm like, oh, Warden shot or your Smoke shot? What would you rather have, do you think?
Smoke.
I just can't get blinded if I'm Warden.
Nah, they're not going to run flashbangs.
Alright.
This is gonna be a good series!
Lock him. Come on, bro!
Lock him.
I'm going to go 8 cams. Reinforce site, I'm going to go 8 cams.
Yes, yes, yes. Please do that. Please do that.
I'm going to make rotations late. I'm going to reinforce first, yeah?
Okay, okay.
What do you want to do about attic?
Do you want to reinforce that?
Double reinforce, double reinforce.
Did you shoot glass off all the windows?
Yeah, I tried to take it.
There's even cameras, I don't know.
I don't know, where the fuck that came from?
It's like, never big window.
You've got to think so, it's just day most again.
Five seconds in counting.
Yeah, he has like a jam in like the warm side.
Really?
Yeah.
That's really bad. I think we just lost
Now we're good. I'm just gonna get like three fire
I'm a natural motor
On the basketball
reload it
drawing trophy I'm going to make sure I'm going to make sure I'm
hands
I
Just work on yeah, yeah, let me know if they're in position if they're wanting me a pink you like that. They're powering you
I said something different
I'll tell you where he is, he is on the ring.
In and in, in and in.
Nice, nice, nice one.
Nice one, we're done.
Bring this barb.
Yo, I have, if you're going to have a smoke on me, just relax, okay?
We can't lose.
If we, if we beat, we deserve a lose.
I have the breach.
Yeah.
Richie, if he comes to my attic, I'm just gonna smoke him off.
Okay.
He's literally un-unwinnable.
Found ya.
You shooting?
Wow
You know
I'm sorry, bro. That's all right
Bro, he emptied his clips so I thought he was gonna reload it and he instantly switched to his AK and he fired me
Wow
Why did I swing? Wait, am I like, being dead?
No, no, no, no, no, not all good. That's all I mean, wow
Alright, what do we ban? What do we ban?
I'm actually really impressed with you, man
Uh, yeah, ban? Wait, what about a mute ban? What about a mute ban?
Uh, I could just need them
Um, yeah, they're like walking back bro.
That's all me rich.
I'm sorry.
Why did I swim?
Oh, I should have.
I should have walked up white.
He had me pinned way.
I don't want to risk a bad timing.
No, no, that's not on you.
It's on me.
I can't die there because I'm in the Portland position.
Hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna go lying needs.
I'm gonna need the mute off.
It's not a bad shot.
I could actually what do you want me to go up hands with a striker maybe I could bring cans I could bring cans
Maybe I can go I'm a striker is a good shot. It's not a bad shot. It's not a bad shot. Yeah, I don't mind that
Bro, but I have more kills than spoilt. What the fuck is happening right now? It's it's Oregon
Bro, my grandmother can can beat fucking us on this map
bro, I said this is gonna be good.
No, we're just playing well.
It would teach you right here.
I'm wobbling at a 1HP.
Did I think they have a boyo?
I think after Oregon, we just win no death.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
We're just not gonna get a kill at all next round.
We go downstairs.
Five seconds to go.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Wait, what am I thinking?
Yeah, we should have played.
You don't have to know how to play downstairs.
They have a thorn, they have a thorn.
They have a door in mute, door in mute.
Not a bad shout, Rich.
Wait, nades are so good.
I can kill the forms and the bar bar.
Oh.
Oh, I guess I'll do it.
Let me see close.
Wait, he's on the hop, I don't know.
I'm not sure, I don't know.
See what, see what?
Gone gone, that's huge, huge!
See what, go!
Nice run.
That's the boy that's low, I think.
Oh, yes, that's the boy.
Wait, there is a huge hammer, like in the bed.
Let me nade, let me nade.
God, I'm gonna walk up main.
Actually, uh, yo, I think you need to go to a general pal and get them you off the wall
Well, I am doing that right now
mom
I'm gonna walk
I didn't give me points
Is it really times?
Let me shock. I'm gonna action on him
Not right here. I hear it
All right, this thing's not dying
Let me need it again.
You might not have one.
No, it's there. I need it.
You got it. You got it.
I'm getting low. Hold my power.
I'm sure I'm picking.
I can flash because you might be close to your door.
Bro, I need my name to the phones.
Wait, let me jump at it. Can I jump at it?
Uh, or no.
Oh my gosh, bro, I thought you went out of, like, a plow.
Oh, I can't really drone. I mean, there's like, tiny ones like white shelves.
Attic thorn.
Top right.
That's the one, I'm sure.
Oh my god!
I need all the maids for the thorn man.
Wait, so Chrissy, Chrissy, mute counters cans, but he doesn't counter ace, that makes
no sense.
Right, is that true?
You mute counters cans, but not a service
Well, what do we then first what we've been first we can do demos. I mean they most I'm not gonna lie
No, I'm asking you I have no idea. I have no godly idea
I just wasted two nades, if not.
Bro, but I was shockingly getting it, but it wasn't tight.
I don't know.
What, Fs?
I don't even know.
Bro, I'm so mental chocolate that I sold that round.
Bro, I'm actually sorry.
No, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Go for two.
The only counter is Habana and Thermite.
Oh, it's Habana and Thermite.
I thought it was Kim's too, bro.
Shaisa, Gitchi, Shaisa.
Bro, I was listening to you, Daddy.
That's all good, that's all good.
I mean bro, we can just stand down here so makes mistakes bro even Picasso paints bad pictures
Wow actually grief
Fuck
I hear nobody bonkers around my pianist
Oh
They're not trying to be though
Off four has located a bomb is a drone man
They're both
Okay, back stairs
One's one time man
Wait switch is on an island
I'm being snaked on, man.
Where's, where's Snake?
He's man.
Twitch left. Twitch dead.
Your location has been compromised.
He's been spotted by hostile.
He's in the bottle, back stairs. One's main, one's back stairs.
I think that just goes pressure for backstabs.
Right.
Is somebody gone?
Are you sure one's backstabs or are you positive?
No, not anymore.
One's main, one's main.
I'm gonna get to you, bro.
Yeah, bottom in here, I saw him on the screen, oh, nice goat.
Three, two, you want to speak to one, you want to speak to one?
Yeah, three, two, one.
That off, wait.
Come on!
You're in the camel!
Look at that call!
Come on, Jigsaw!
That's a fucking pole roll!
Nice.
Bro, they're cooked.
They're cooked, bro.
Dude, Richie, I shot guns.
Bro, I shot gun, twitched to like 30 health.
And he was just like droning for like eight minutes.
Bro, if we keep the cannon like that, I don't know.
All right, we have to win an attack.
I love you.
Yo, do you want to like, bro, do you want to like switch the attack?
Like, maybe we get attic pressure?
I just don't like push it in defense.
or me you want you want attic or me okay I think we go now I think we just
keep going nades I'm not just I just made the forms this time the only problem
was I didn't need the phone that's okay you know could like bro I think you go
striker and I was good for my bro I'm gonna be out we need Alex like her
yeah no striker on the wall yeah I'm just gonna throw the we need the wall
open and then flashes I don't mind yeah third flashes but just made the door
and they're literally fucked and then save your other nature like the
What are they doing?
Wait, what?
They might be late.
I don't know.
You're not going to show me I'm late?
I'm coming.
I'm coming to your door.
Wait, am I dead?
Am I deceased?
I hear somebody underneath.
What did I just hear?
Bro, I just heard some weird noises.
Alright, it's weekend.
They have a nitro.
I know I heard something, it's off spam.
Wait, is it a T? Am I good? Like, can I get the wall?
Yeah.
Can I drive you?
Let me ask her.
All right, so Mewtons saw it.
And then Doin's an addict.
Doin's an addict.
Mewtons saw it.
I'm gonna get more.
Wait, but Mewtons saw it, right?
So I need you to nade Jen.
Yeah.
I can just go walking the wall,
walking the wall, walking the wall.
Got it?
Oh, no, I didn't get it.
I got I got I got it didn't get it you didn't get it you just need Jan maybe
yeah I'm getting it I'm getting it I'm gonna wait to blow it cuz we're gonna
get power
Yeah, I'm gonna go on Jennifer when you blow it you put another one bro. He's new tricking
Are we for real right now? I'm just gonna go below
My god, hold on. We have time bro. We're good. We're good. Yeah, I gotta go go
It's still it's still muted man. Yes, I'm the one
I think we just got that for the next time to win. I don't even know.
He dropped me! Holy shit! He cut me up!
I'm about to kill him.
Yo bro, how many of you said you had time to roll up?
Yo, I throwing Nate. I got a mule. I shot a mule.
Yeah, like a dirty angle on me too. I'm child about go down. That was the most prodigy shadow
I've ever seen. He muted it four times. Yeah, I don't even know what to do. I'm not gonna
lie. Uh, I just go after that round. Boy could just literally have sex with me. I mean, he
he mutripped and then perfected for me.
Oh my God.
Oh, crap.
Wow.
At this defense, bro,
and then we're gonna work on an attack, bro.
I think we bring like shotguns.
Flash walking with a shotgun next to it.
That's...
Yeah.
I don't know.
I can't go below.
He has a nasty angle.
So I'm the one who needs it.
He literally has a-
Get out of here!
Five seconds.
It's a reason why I'm ridden. Anybody get ashamed?
Jeff, if you had a gift of that big chunk of the job!
Yo, Zach?
No.
Cops?
I messed up your EG!
My EG?
The EG's are in price!
I think it's solid snake maybe.
Need a main rotate.
You have been spotted by hostile, let's fall back.
I'll make a main rotate, I'll hold back side.
I don't even know if they're pushing main twin.
I can make it though.
I'm moving back. Close, close, close. Close to attic. Close bunker. Yeah, they're not pushing me in.
Get the hatch. Tie these things down the hatch and push them up. He is getting shot, he's there.
I'm not gonna lie
I'm just gonna talk
I'm gonna wait for the plan I'm getting spotted
One double
Oh
He's on my next round
Well, baby, oh my gosh, yo is better than like the like the Brazilians
Bro, you just shot my Nitro! I had a free kill!
Yo! And then he just smoked me!
I don't even know what to do. I'm just getting ganked backwards into a corner.
Oh, I'm not even trolling. I had that right in the bag, bro.
Bro, we gotta get in their face more, I think, bro.
When I gave up, Valkyrie was just cheese.
I mean, look, we kind of knew we were going to lose Oregon,
because I think it's the only map who does play it yeah he's very playing out of his mind
grab me as much as a sport he's in pro league okay let me think i'm not just i gotta go out of
bro i gotta go out of my hammers yeah let's switch something up i don't know you don't need the
main wall just fuck like just just play confident listen listen don't play default don't play
because these guys we can't yeah we can't play default we just gotta like just go like do
whatever we want just take a one and we're not i'm getting like yanked i never know which one
I never know which one's what it is.
You're drawn to locate a bomb.
What a shot you see more than a bullet.
Yes, I swear to God, yes.
He's pretty good at teasing my whole life.
Can I be the best new player since like Shroud?
Yeah.
I did it!
I'm gonna ram everything.
I don't mind a bomb.
I don't mind a comeback.
I think we can use the other ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know the auto attack? You like that attack?
Yeah, yeah, just ram, gen, and then ram, and that.
You ram big window, pop the ram, then you repel on kids,
and then throw a ram through kids.
They don't spam anyone repel.
That's so tacky.
Can I do a facetop?
Yeah, yeah, bro, it's tacky, yeah.
Yo, they didn't even break the glass.
Yeah, I mean, you can do that, though.
I'm going out of here.
You can stay on that up out if you want.
Stay out of here.
Go, buddy.
Get out of here.
Hey, shoot down the other window.
I'm flashing. I'm gonna make noise.
I'm swallowing. I'm gonna swing you.
They're gonna swing you.
Alright.
I mean I guess nobody's dying today.
What?
Put a door on your window hop.
I'd say hop attic or a flash.
Take note on that, Eric.
Bar!
Nice voice close to shotty.
Alright.
I did tell me that this is what would happen
This a manifestation a real thing bro the thing is though like I did say though um
I don't know. It's just like split is so much fucking over. How did I explain it? He can hear you say that bro mountain
No, bro shit
Let me
Shiza
Oh, Ritchie you're my son you're my son Ritchie you're my son
You're lucky I went Valorant bro cuz if I went on six you'd get replaced
You'd be a content creator. You'd be a content creator right now. I
Am a content creator. I
Thought you were I thought you were tier one. Yes me as play tier one
Shiza, I don't even know how you're at tier one right now, but I'm looking for a buck with you.
Yo, listen, how do I buy that Jixi sat lowkey? Does that color come on with any gun that the attachment color?
Just mute, just mute.
Just mute the attachment color? I want the attachment color.
The attachment color? What do you mean?
Like, boy, this guy's gun was like pink, the attachment color.
The attachment skin?
Yes.
Or the color of the attack?
Yeah, the skin.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no. The attachment color. Oh, I don't know what that was. How do I get a pink attachment color?
Yeah, you can't get it no more. It's marketplace, but marketplace shut down.
Wait, you gotta wait, big guy.
Alright, listen, the series ain't over, bro.
Hey, Muda! Muda, can I say something, bro?
Yeah, I'd go, bro, I'd go.
You are probably the best new player I've seen in years, bro.
I'm not even gonna buy it.
Like, I'm being that ass, bro.
Like, you have my respect, bro.
You have my respect.
Good luck, guys.
Good luck, good luck, good luck.
What is it?
To those?
All right, good luck, good luck.
Yeah, it's gonna be another one, though.
Bro, Mudo's probably the best new player I've seen in years,
but I'm not totally.
I mean, it makes sense if he's like, literally God-tier at the house.
All right, Richie, spoiled is just scaring the shit out of you, bro.
I never know what Tony is.
Richie, I just heard you.
I just heard you.
Trust, bro, trust me.
I just heard every bot, like every millisecond of you.
Wait, what are we there?
Bidzo, Bidzo.
Okay, sorry guys, bro, it's so scary.
I don't know.
Bro, also, you're the king.
You're the king with shotguns.
Bro, but I-
You're going shotgun in Newcombe.
I don't know whatever we need.
Dude, Richie, I think we just play 3-4.
I think we just play Golf 3-0.
I don't think we do a strat.
I don't think we strapped, I think strapped is stupid. Just go and see down the side.
It's twos bro, I don't think we strapped.
Obviously like common logic if we're in a 2v1, like power the guy, whatever.
Like if we can isolate spoits, sure.
But bro the thing is, spoit keeps switching us up every round.
And like, when I see game shotgun, I thought it was going to be muda.
I thought it was spoit. When I saw demos, I thought it was going to be spoit and it was muda.
I'm getting, I'm getting muda.
Just think of this, Muda had more kills than Sploy, so they're both equal.
So listen, whoever you see, just know that fucking Allen, bruh.
Alright, bro.
Let's do this, man.
I'm not going to play Ashen.
I don't know what to do with my bomb.
I'm going to get out of here.
Fine sight!
Don't feed down sick.
Richie, we can do this, bro.
Wing Club and Mordor.
That's a nuke.
Bro, Muda's going to be ass on this map.
They're not master.
They're going to have to deny it.
Let's get the wall, man.
I'm just gonna secure the wall no trick. I'm just gonna play breach bro. I think I'm just gonna play breach
I got too much time on breach. Richie every time you play breach you just get like 86 kills
So just play around.
You're very pro to me.
All right, bro.
Are you ready?
One of us should go garage.
One of us should go for-
Yeah.
We drunk.
We drunk garage.
12.
Garage clear.
Wait, Bertie, I think you should base.
I mean, it's a garage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I can run to that.
Let me sit on the ground.
What's going to run around?
Yeah, that's fine. Let me sit on the ground so nobody crosses.
And then, Richie, I need to just go reach.
Nothing's on it. Nothing's on it.
Richie, they even have a support.
They even have a support. What's here now?
I don't know what the op's point is. I don't know what the op is.
Can you draw me below?
Yeah, hold up. Can you join the self-renow?
You want me to? I can join, I can join, I can join, I can join, I can join.
Wait a minute, he's laying on bread, laying on bread, thorn laying on bread.
Thorn laying on bread. Yo, where the fuck is spoilt? Do we know?
I'm joining a breach. We... uh, okay.
Alright, yo, they cannot get to you.
Reggie, I want you to plan and then...
I'm on the breach, I'm weak.
What do you mean? What do you mean? I'm on the breach.
We're just chalding me, no, we were just chalding.
You close right top top right door
No, I'm the breeze bro, like on the people on the people. I
Need moved you got like that
walking up garage
Richie, I think if you plan just fake it. Okay, I think it a bunch, but I can cut noise
Because I'm gonna get double swung by two people with God's ear aim. I think you plan and like swing or I don't know
I'm gonna flex and hop wait wait wait don't do it yet
All right, now to the left, OK.
Hold on, Thorns, hold on.
I'm going to get fried.
Just playing in the fake a bunch?
Playing in the fake a bunch?
He's fucking 880 in cash.
Nice, huh?
We got a bent, Thorn.
We'll go.
I just realized, if you plant, the boy can throw thorns.
That's actually disgusting.
Oh my god.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, I'm getting mad.
Say goodnight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Say goodnight to that operator.
Woo!
Thorn is, I'm telling you, Thorn is the best off in the game right now.
Actually the most underrated on the game.
Don't go CCF, don't go CCF.
All right, what do you want to do?
What's that?
Do it down, go down first round.
Sure bro, a lot of gaps.
Yeah, because we're going to bend Ace next and then we're going to go CC.
We're good.
What do you feel like?
Maybe I can run around with all the smoke.
Nah, sorry, I'm a shotgun.
They came with us, come on.
Bro, there's not really any shotgun spots on this map though,
like it really isn't.
I'm just gonna get walked at from like that 8 foot, 18 foot hallway.
I think I should just burn their drone academy and just run around.
Bro, if I don't get a thorn drop, I can't-
Cause I, like, I love shotty's, bro,
but I'm gonna be out of this sight and school about shotty's.
Yeah.
I mean we're not we're not like seven in blue so we're no real reinforcements
I got you let me shoot my mouth
What?
You're not walking there.
What do you mean, fuck holes?
No.
I think I thought that was a stretch.
Right there, mate?
Yeah.
Oh, it's a free drone.
Free drone.
I have one.
Nice.
Get on my ground camp.
All right, hold on.
Uh, come on up.
Garage clear, garage clear.
I'm off.
I shot the drone.
I got two drones.
I had two drones.
Well, they're so down.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I have a blue mozzie.
This guy might float, man.
Wait, so, I think you have a solid snake that's, and maybe a twitch?
I actually don't know.
Yeah, they have a stick, stick.
Wait, bottom main.
I'm not even getting the most bottom main.
I think that's me there.
Blue's a running idiot. I have a cam in moto that looks bother me
We all know how to on the motorhouse
He burned a drone. He might drop solid six gonna drop so let's take some little hat. So let's take stopping dropping dropping dropping
I'm getting power. I'm getting power
This whole good or both?
one's weak one's weak
get him powered
he's in moto, in moto
bro this kid is just behind me
he just shit on me
this kid is insane bro
I didn't even have time to react
And a benton
It's crazy because we're like we're killing split and then it's gonna love you too
Wow, this kid's actually gross. Yeah. Wow
Holy fucking shit
This kid for a level 80. Yeah, this kid's nasty. Okay, um
Um,
Bro, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, uh, I'm flabbergasted, bro.
I'm fucking flabbergasted.
Oh, I might just go like, yeah, I don't know.
It's banned.
Holy fuck.
They're
shy stuff.
Okay.
Wait, can they go the same size?
Or maybe no, I don't think they can.
Are they, are they, or they can't catch that.
So you're going to go CC, bro.
What do you think about a cat or a, um, contact?
I hate context.
They're awful at least.
You just have a door in the gate.
You just hit the app when you're right.
Yeah, you just get like fucking.
We need to locate a bomb.
Listen, they don't have to throw in a shitty smoke.
I'm making the play this round, bro.
What are they going to do?
Should I go?
He's like, uh, what is that?
A runny.
I'm going to get off this.
I could get the wall.
I'm going to see, see, OK.
What shotgun is that?
The fuck?
I'm going to go grab it, I'm going to go grab it.
Five seconds.
Wait, I'm going to go buck and go below.
I'm going to go buck.
I'm just going to slide.
Alright, I'm going to do so, I'm going to do the slide drop. You know the slide drop?
No.
Oh yeah, yeah. Wait, what do you mean, JIT?
What, JIT slide?
Yeah.
Okay, that's good. I'm going to go below.
Yo, I'm not going to lie, you can buck below.
You can buck below. I'll be quick.
When I go in there, they're not going to hear me.
tell me what I'm going right now
hold up hold up hold up
running now already about
I'm double with you. You have located a bomb. I don't need his power early. That might be out of this game.
Ah, this guy. Okay, this guy is actually gone. I took a gunfire and died.
What?
A poor eliminated all friendly.
Has he outracked his boybook games?
What's even happening?
He had a book game.
Shit on me, like shit on me.
He did that to me the other round.
Bruh, I wonder if he went in like a week ago
and sabotaged him.
He proved so much, you know, he's been crying
every day.
Were we in a band?
I guess ace.
I think, but this kid is actually disgusting.
Yeah, I don't see see.
I'm getting like, I'm getting obliterated, bro.
Let's go like Goyer.
Let's reinforce the wall.
Let's reinforce off Raptors.
We just bunker inside.
They're not gonna bring Thermite.
They're just gonna cannonball.
It's gonna be ass and I can just.
I
Get bar bar on red
Mm-hmm. You want me to make a con rotate and play in there just reinforce it all off? No, I reinforce it reinforce it
Bro, I just I took a good gun fight. I don't want to be one. I was like elevated and and I beat Bola
He beat Bolo in a one-to-one like accident. Yeah, not sure the area keep the bombs. Yes. What is happening?
I'm gonna put a bunch of goyos on the plant now I guess.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's a nice chad, Max.
We've got him, hopefully.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Magnum, keep it round!
Here.
All these things are working in a scissor blade.
Okay, okay, listen the gap is sight window the only way they wouldn't run is going to say window
I'm gonna sit top rather you tie around the little pixel on the top
They're beginning
I have none of my goya's over there. It's good fun fun
I'm going to have demos from below.
Demo's me from below.
I'm good, I'm good.
No one's on the main breach.
So, Demo's is below, we need to ID the other one.
Hey, can they be garage?
I mean, it's reinforced.
You have rocks, kid. Nothing's wrong.
I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
Um, four is located above. You know what's to do.
All right.
I
I'm getting shot below with themos and I'm getting yanked fucking shotgun!
I don't know what to do!
Fucking Gwendoza!
I'm just getting yanked man, I don't know.
We gotta be on yank.
Yeah, we'll be on the next one.
Holy brutal mug. I mean, wow.
I mean, I think I'd rather literally be fucked in the ass than play this. I'm not even kidding.
I actually like a stop in humiliation ritual. I would actually enjoy getting fucked in the ass more than this
Right, we got a lot of small peak. I don't know if they're just yeah, like methodically just like out legs
All right, they're gonna be CC again, right, okay
Let's just stick to the strats man. Let's break the wall and try to plant Shisa
I genuinely can't tell a difference between Muda and Splite.
Honestly, I think Rami Muda's been playing better than him, bro.
What can you do when you're playing in two spots?
You want to CC?
Okay, I don't know what to do.
All right, all right
Back to the fundamentals third-mights after I don't have 10 seconds to go. What are they gonna play?
Five seconds bring in these or something if you have
I'm just flying in like I just got like I just gonna let my balls hang bro Ron Kim watch my first coffee
Activated shot throw.
Got the wall up again.
Some serious rock.
I need you to rotate garage and thermite the garage wall.
Can you hold the breach?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on.
I have your breach, I have your breach.
Can I get in garage? Can I enter?
That's free, just hold your oil, watch your oil.
Stay there when we jump.
Alright, I'm running.
Bro, they're matching my window now.
I could go, hold on, I'm going to breach.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna-
I think I'm gonna mirror and set up prayers.
Let me get this mirror.
Alright, listen, mirrors and CC,
the other one is unknown, it's fending.
Stay clear.
I got the fen on breach.
All right, reset. Let me get these fens. They have a nitro. Listen, we're not planting.
They have a nitro. Okay. I got all the fenas.
I have to just bait the plant. You have smokes and flashes.
Fens in catch. You have smokes and flashes.
I have plays. I have plays.
Oh, okay. That's fine. That's fine. They can't walk red.
I mean... Okay, Feni's playing back site, Mirazon Greenbox.
I don't know what Miraz.
Mirrors on the box. Mirrors on the box the seaboard. Let me let me put it on a mirrors
below a mirror with below
I gotta reload
I'm walking
Bro we can dead come back from not even trolling
I just walked him. I did just walk them down. I gotta start doing that, bro
All right, baby. Oh, are we out of man?
Fuck they can have day most all they want but not being able to see for two minutes. No,
We're thinking that sounds like nice. What's the greatest getting player?
I'm just blind everywhere. I go and then I'm getting shot through the floor by a demo. It's hot
Yeah, I'm bringing I'm bringing tub for the off the go to see anyone's one of us
Yeah, let's actually let's let them get the wall man. Can I just go like
Like just shoot cams and stuff your face in windows and shit once they get the map
Shout out to you
Look, we get it. We let him get into position every round. We just got fucked fucking straight Bonnie blue fucking
Next guy in line. Next guy in line.
Straight fucking creep.
Yo, we need to... wait.
Wait, they have to seem like they can't get a wall.
Not with Ace. I mean, I guess they can.
They can't get a wall.
You want a better pity box?
No, I actually like having the window open so they can swing.
Yo, should I waste my C4 on this rotate?
I should, huh?
I don't know what they're doing.
They could hit this.
I'm going to use my garage counter.
Let your garage counter, yeah.
Yeah, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody.
There you go.
Aw, did he like that one?
Wait, do you see?
Maybe not, though.
Could just be another spot for lad's upstanding.
I'm on false.
I'm just gonna go back to site. I can't do nothing.
Demosing me.
I'll tell you where he is.
He's garage. Welcome.
PNNN.
Might just hop into the house.
I got a tub on it. Just play the window hop, do not peek it. I'm literally playing across
that. I have to breach it. He has to vault everything, he has to vault everything. I
have a pixel. If he fries me off this pixel, like Kudos. If he hops in the breach, I'll
Swing on the cam. He's on cam. I'm trying to cam.
He'll be.
Where is he? Where is he? Talk to me. Talk to me.
I got you. He's bottom rep. Trying to floor bang me.
He's going garage. Alright, chill. Chill. I'm on server.
As soon as he's out, then I'm swinging. I'm going to swing right side no
matter what right side no matter what no matter what right side
you hear him? I think he went red. I'm red.
Red, red, red.
Nice, nice. Oh boy, he goes down.
Where's point out what happened no one sees the rehost will take like eight years
What happened this point is he like off?
What happened this way
Yeah, I don't mind rehosting. I just like it's gonna take like eight hours probably
See just like ass
It's up to them. Do they want to keep playing or be else?
Hold on. Hold on. Yo
Yo, Muda, you want to re-host?
What happened?
What happened, Muda? What happened?
Okay, um, I mean, we could re-host. I'm just saying it's probably going to take, like, minimum five minutes max.
I don't know.
You think you're going to join Max?
Muda, I gotta add the whole round.
So you want to re-host?
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Do you want to re-host?
You wanna play? You wanna play? Okay, okay.
Yeah, go get it.
All right, bet. Appreciate it.
All right, bro.
They're basically just giving us the round, which is cool.
Come on, we gotta broad around.
Come on, that's all we need.
All right, we still gotta come back.
We gotta fucking...
Okay, they're gonna go like CC, yeah?
Yeah, I mean, they're just CC merchants, bro.
Hold on, I'm gonna just call them.
Hold on.
Just do what we did, like just go through them.
Yo!
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna go pee. I'm very bad right now
Wait wait Richie's being richie you pain
I'm gonna be here be good luck. We're good luck
Appreciate the round twin. Thank you, bro. We needed that shit, bro. We needed that
shy so
shy stuff
All right, I'm gonna go pee
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Let's go, come on.
Come on, bro, we're going to map three, it's over.
It's this one thing that got me trippin'.
Jynxie, peeing?
Come on, double coke break, let's go.
My fuckin' dealer, bro.
I mean, bro, Jynxie was my dealer when I was in Tampa.
I had to find a new one.
Bro, they fuckin' charged so much in Dallas
compared to Tampa.
All right, so much cheaper, I mean.
Our dream team was charging me, Matt.
It's this funding that got me trippin'.
All my lip song, come on.
Listen, bro, chat, we win this.
Somehow we have to win this.
I'm gonna blow it up for us.
And then we win that three border.
Listen, legends have been fucking sealed on that map.
Know what we doin' on that map.
It's gotta believe, bro. It's gotta believe.
You're not winning this? Oh, my bad, bro.
I'm like a chug.
Police said he watched me! Every day they're talking!
I need a gun!
I swear that I'm a gun-torping spree! I just remembered that shit!
Hey, let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go, baby!
Yes, bro!
You're a torpering!
Yes, bro!
I remember I drove by a torpering, bro. There was gunshots on my roof.
Yes, bro.
The biggest the fucking tarps yes, bro. Let's go
one
Now we get the wall. Hey wall. I'll be good the wall
W7 and si come back right here. Come on, bro
We win we win that too. You know we do on border. We just get in their face and wall bang for a yes
Come on, bro. We didn't even know about the wall bangs on water
You know
I got to get a loose when I don't know
No confidence lock in
Now I'm gonna actually make that CC with a kayak CC with a kayak
Yeah wait doesn't that work doesn't that work no don't fuck that doesn't that work full counter key
10 seconds to go I'm going to amp these amp these full corners it's moota bro you think he knows that a K trick
If we don't get the ball richie I'm actually spinning like my brain down
Alright bro I trust you
If you're feeling cool, you can float in garage.
These people are sick.
Oh, no, this is animal, animal, animal.
Animal, animal.
They're killing a drone.
You're located in the ground.
Hold on, I'm here.
I'm sitting there.
My drone's top.
Yeah, gross.
Let's get, let's get that fucking problem.
You're not me and his own.
I'm the true of the kiddos.
All right, one kid, it's your top kid.
All right, ready?
Go.
Go get wolf.
Now or now?
Okay, Todd, fuck my life.
Fuck my life.
Alright, we're good.
I'm going to go to the garage.
We're good.
Just get me in the garage.
Get me in the garage and be home.
Uh, wait, he's going to be on the Heddles.
That's fine.
We're going to have to shoot this.
There it is.
That's your objective.
If you can get that, we might as well-
You're fucking depressing me.
Hold on.
There it is, that's your objective. You can get that with my man.
He's fucking depressing me, hold on. Yo, yo, yo, listen, go to CC window but do not
play aggro. I need you to like lightly play it so this kid can't touch you.
Like shoot it down?
Like shoot it down and like lightly like play it.
I mean I'm gonna get long.
Don't stick your fingers in.
Just get the fire, it's a point. I mean, I shot it down.
I can hold literally just the handles if he walks up.
he walks babbles that's it
uh... what
right now i think
uh...
we have to just get that work
we wanted to do a lot of
we've got to do that
we've got another one, we've got another one
ohhhh
man
wait, doesn't that your full caliber? i don't know, i thought he does now
with the new update
I don't even know.
I don't know that at all.
Alright, and then I'm getting timing inside.
Split, but why don't you just wait for me to jump?
He just moved?
Okay.
Oh, he thought when I punched it I hopped in.
Alright.
Okay, uh...
Wait, is that your count of that?
I think that does.
You just fucking
Man if we don't get the walls, it's it's just never happening we're not winning
That you're does wait that no, but I thought new thatcher counters K2 not old. I mean new thatcher. I
Don't know like to be honest. I don't know
What's got that next time?
Now you're good brother. This shit's this shit's
It's just tough, man.
This shit is not easy.
Spoiler's so terrifying.
And Muda's good.
Bunny watching Muda, he's hard.
Wow, we're never winning this.
And they got a bunny boss?
Chocolate.
But Jack, does a new patch or a counter now?
I think it does, I think it does.
If you look correctly, it's like hard.
It takes like a while to get it.
You can't fuck it up.
I got no experience for that
I got more drones, I got more drones
C'mon, get to the door! I got more drones!
Nah, it's not my blood, this bomb peak
I'm too much of a support for that
We're good though
I'm gonna get us some blood
I don't think Mooder knows about this bomb peak
I'm going to do it.
Richie, I think they're there, though.
Yeah, they're there.
Richie, I think they know you're in there.
Wait, is he on a camp?
Nice, Richie.
Oh my god, I love you, I love you.
He's walking on bread or no?
Yeah, yeah, bread or no?
what you want I'm angle on it none I've been nasty angle I've been nasty game
okay I can swing I can swing the door okay okay I like my contacts so it's
way to shoot okay yeah as soon as my gun shoots weak is weak is weak as soon
as you shoot I'm gonna swing okay
make sure don't do that don't do that
alright go
as soon as you shoot on swinging
well I need some
I'm just letting you know
nice come on baby
come on let's get around
that's the big brats that's the big brats let's go
come on
But like let me just explain why I love like I love that machine so you shop both of their drones and then you're flanking like that's what I'm talking about
I'm running. I'm running. Yeah, wait a check. No. Yeah, no drone economy
But you can flank whatever you want to do. I'm not a kid. It's actually insane. Yeah, all the PC audio is so bad, bro
So, bro, it's wait on console. I think you hear me there. Yeah, I'm not kidding
I should I try to shoot so like to scare. I'm surprised he didn't hear you. I'm gonna be honest
Okay, they're gonna go CC bro. We need to clean this up man. Can we just go like throw my batch or something?
I got batch, I got batch, I got batch, yeah.
Bro, is it Maverick? Like disgusting against this guy?
I'm burning my gym.
Oh yeah, what's Maverick? Like Maverick?
Two, two full gates.
Yeah.
Yeah, the K tricking C. I mean it depends on the site. Like let's say it's like a Tori.
I'm saying like in this 2v2 wager, should we go throw my batch or not?
way too much propaganda can go down if I go mad for it.
I can get nitro, I can get swung, I can't win, hold on.
I'm just gonna have too many people to know.
I'm gonna burn my cam, I'm gonna burn my cam.
Propaganda?
Alright.
It's gonna be K2, I think, twin. I think they're gonna switch.
They have a tubby and...
tubby and muck, tubby and muck.
Okay.
I'm just gonna put my pockets.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what, what?
They have top and muck, top and mute, top and mute.
They can't trick, I'm just gonna go pockets for the mute.
If he tricks somehow, I mean, that's just new tech.
So should I...
Let me break bottom, bro.
I like that.
So wait, you're gonna get the wall, right?
Yeah, I just see empty the mute off.
I'm just going to open those pressure you sure don't mean like I'm sorry about
okay okay all right so you're gonna get main wall and then you're gonna rotate
garage and get the garage wall and we're gonna go position okay just like
last time come wait so I'm good to get it do you have your piece yes I
I'll let you say cans. I'm like lost right now. All right.
All right now go garage
You just see just wasting time. It's literally useless. I'm gonna drink. Oh, I'm gonna drink a rock
Okay, just wasting time just turn yourself in garage
I could walk in but I might get someone I wouldn't have I'm gonna walk in right
Just wait for the wall, not the light, wait for the wall, bro, wait for the wall.
I'll tell you when the tubby's out, you have one more.
Yeah, because they're just going to power you.
He's done some pro each step.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
All right, wall's open.
I'm going to walk now, okay?
Tubby top red, and then the other one to catch.
I'm gonna get wall and like crouch on the window I think I don't know okay
yeah they have two nitros there's never like a nitro so we're gonna fly okay
we're gonna reach the one fly fast
I
Can flash top ready want to get in there
Flash pop red last get in there. He was poppered
In in CC, I'm walking I'm walking
We just have to be like literally on the same page and synchronize and we find all right
Yeah, yeah, we could try Jim if you want to just totally switch it up, but I don't know man
You're scary, bro. I just go CC go CC. Let's go high-five. Yeah, bad at you. No, can we just go bad at you boy?
Yeah, let's get doing that. Yeah, and the game bro. All right
Bet it to bet it to bet it to bet it to never stop never stop. They can't stop it. It's done
We can't do CC better to get up and stop
up floating yo uh float like yo who's gonna let me i'm gonna waste my seat war
okay on the road to you i'll i'll do it off the road just go reinforce i'm gonna
get the the road to the rip we need to win this game we win border come on
yeah come on red you go all right i'm gonna make the road to have a bigger
check clear off from that clear up yeah yeah
No one's drawn.
Come on.
I can't move on.
All right.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
I'm going to double barricade.
He goes around.
Yep.
Don't barricade.
I'm not going to get the outside wall, too, bro.
I'll get it now. If I can wallbang, it's just a monkey.
It's like an Asian sentient.
Alright, it's all stopped off.
I'm gonna ban it this.
And then I'm gonna ban it this.
We're so strategy right now. Let's go. Nothing's up. It's fine. Put your body there. No one
garage. There was a drum bottom ground. Can't you like freeze yourself too?
Nemo's breach. Main breach. It's not even open now.
Why is he here? Oh they're nading.
They're gonna get the wall now.
Don't check it. Don't check it.
I'm gonna make sure I get him.
We need your C4 to get a kill on the plant so I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna play top round, okay?
I'm getting started by Namos. I'll tell you where he is.
Main breach.
Up floor is located a bomb. You know what to do.
We need the power simultaneously.
Namos' score bagging me?
I know what's gonna happen. They're gonna block up Rath.
I'm getting everything on me.
Walking the rat I think?
I have a new garage.
He's on breach, breach in garage! I have an option window.
I have breach.
I'm swinging breach, breach 50 HP, hopped in window as well.
single for reach left side 15 seconds left
up for last on the head no we're lying that was a head no
I did a win that one just frightened me you're good bro it's good enough he's
turn he's turn I don't blame you bro I'm not gonna lie dude they're playing so
Oh, good.
Deimos and Snake.
Like, I can't play anywhere.
Yeah.
I went that one with an R and R.
Nine.
I know.
Bro, if I killed Deimos, I should have just assumed what was going to get off it.
That's on me.
I should have like, full sprint then after I killed Deimos.
But I don't know, man.
That's tough.
Stop position to be good.
All right.
We could win.
It's going to be tricky.
I think we did a better job of banning, but I think we're doing a better job of playing.
yeah we could win like I'm telling you it's annoying for them it really is
I'm running I'm running drunks leaders
would have so dialed bro if you kill him we got a win it's not a bad shot
like stopping stopping yeah best level 89 probably the history of the game I'm
I'm out of control right now.
Easily, easily, easily.
Eeehh, right, K-Tub.
I can't even shoot my cam. Where's that massive dot?
Yeah, K-Tub.
Okay, so...
Maybe, like, twitch and you just break the cam?
It's five seconds.
No, no, no. We're just gonna do a dacha.
Okay, I don't know, but I think this works.
I think I-
No, it doesn't, it doesn't.
Do I have to sit and reach with you though, or no?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's just get this wall open quick.
When should we open the window and see if we get the shitty gate again, or no, probably not.
I'm all going down.
No, no, no.
Oh, I got it on.
Just get ready to get the wall.
I'm ready.
All right, ready?
You're gonna have to...
Yeah.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Wait, ran down?
Red, not kidding.
I'm gonna have to take a garage, I think.
I just gotta do a rundown there, I just gotta do a rundown.
Wait, the cage in the shit, he's falling again.
I could just shoot it, if you need anything.
Yes, two of them.
Go shoot it, go shoot it, go shoot it.
Yes, two of them.
Alright, wait a minute.
Get him, he's behind you, dog.
God, God, I gotta get out.
I still kind of want to shoot this anyways.
Yo, uh, you stay breach on your garage, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to turn garage.
They both have nitroids.
Yeah, you got to come get this car now.
Let me break this convox truck, though.
I'm gonna get garage.
Cape and catch.
Not sure where Tube is.
Just carry your oil paint in your bottom.
He's in garage.
In garage.
Top or bottom?
I'm not sure.
Can you drive it right now?
Let me drive.
I'm about to take my first-born site.
Bottom.
Second-born.
Second-born where?
Here's bottom garage.
I don't know.
I can't reach around.
I'm inside, I'm inside.
I'm out of one up right, let me try.
I traded, 1v1, 1v1, chill.
Where'd he go, what do you think's the gap?
I think you get this breach, he has a Nitro, so you do not plant, okay?
I have a CC Cam, I can call you all of your CCs, he's in catch.
You have 30 seconds, just get that wall, you have two flashbangs, he doesn't want to play with you.
I became a TC.
Still catch box, still catch box, still catch box.
Yeah!
Yes!
Come on!
Yes!
Come on!
Yes!
Come on!
Look fucking on!
Come on!
Yes!
Say what lie!
Bro, say what lie!
Say what lie!
No!
We're not out!
We're not out of this!
Bro, thank you so much for killing Spoigt.
My god, bro, he ain't.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I did shit on him.
I did shit on him bad.
Okay, come on.
Alright, CC.
Bro, I don't-
I think we go gym and like play freaky.
Come on, come on.
What do you think?
What do you feel like?
I'm down. What's good Jim cup though castle maybe castle? I mean I'd go whatever you want. I mean fucking
Me all good. No, I need to get active. I think good
Bro, Richie, I think I just need to get active
When we pause I need to think about okay what I want to do is I want to get active like CC side
Like how could we even do that though? I maybe get a rotation reinforce it off and play over there
It's so gappy. Maybe we stick CC the bunker side off the goose. You want to stick CC?
It's up to you.
I'm telling you it's going to be hard because it's going to be on the windows and stick
CC.
Yeah.
How do we stop?
How do we stop a snake and how do we stop a snake and which am I calling it?
What's it called?
Snake and how do we stop a snake?
It's where he's going to stick.
Hey, Mudeco Stamos.
No.
No, no, you don't want to, bro.
I think we go gym.
I'm done, because he's just going to floor back.
Go gym.
Stay with our gut.
Let's go.
I need to know.
I might just not.
Hey, I love the cave.
They can't get tub if you go.
It depends.
If you don't like that gun, then chalk it.
And you can use your nitro for the rotate.
I don't like the gun, but I'm going to talk to you.
I'm going the windows.
Listen, they hop windows.
They get ghouls, bro.
So we don't have to worry about windows.
Wait, what do you want me to cave?
Jacuzzi and then what else?
Who's your what else?
Top and we could double reinforce the Lodgy walls like the...
Oh that's not a bad shout, Rich.
That's not a bad shout.
Float. I didn't make rotates, right?
You didn't do that rotate?
Yeah, I made it.
Oh yeah, you didn't go to Nitro too, though?
No, this is comfy.
I could go late and wrap up some four below,
but like, late, late, late.
I might just do it early, Mod.
Yeah.
So wait, I came this...
Wait, I only get it to where it is.
Yeah, I'm good at
they can't have five seconds.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I need to get these walls.
I mean, if they spawn there, bro, no, they're not doing that.
You can put up where you want your metrology or like fucking oh you could put it for the
BP walk.
Yeah can you get on my arcanum can I do it right now?
Can I do it right now?
I'm gonna flip it right now.
What?
Ah, bar clear.
All right ping where you want it, ping where you want to see it work.
Ping where you want it.
Right here.
Doing.
It's done.
Over.
Right there.
Yep.
Coming up. Where are they? Windows talk to me.
Windows, Windows, one's Windows. Just run a wall bang.
Okay. I need to complete this road, say it.
You're an engine.
You want the windows, not my brain.
Do everything. Do the goat of lesion, Richie, we got this.
Come on.
Best lesion, NA.
I gotta make this road so bigger, I think.
Window?
bro if the opposite of Jim Wendell like he's fucked I don't like how we're both
here though Rich now we're good we have to not go I mean how the opposite of
Wendell I take
Wait, okay, nading? They native your youths.
Get in! Get in! Get in!
Get in!
What? Okay, Muda's actually lost.
NICE! C'mon! C'mon!
Come on!
Ritchie, Muda, look at this.
Wait, let me see.
Yeah!
Come on, baby!
Ritchie, listen, listen.
Muda pulled a goo mine out in the middle of sight.
I'm not kidding. Like, not in any cover.
That was bad. That was bad.
You're right. You're right.
fuck okay six six bro come on we win this we're gonna win border bitch yeah I
love you okay so I think we go gym again and I think we do the exact same
thing I don't know though they could counter-strat now what do you think
cuz they're gonna do something wait but they can't get the walls right no way
let's get let's get techie here come on all right thank you brother all right
so I mean mood only knows only one up splinter's probably gonna play like
I mean bro, I don't mind the same thing like the only way they go to that strat
It's like there's a lot of ways man. They can made the shit out of me. It might go and hop, but then I'm just gonna
Like bro, bro, I just weren't good, bro. They were double windows. That's such a bad strap. Let's do it rich
We'll be I just like yeah, they had no denial. That's why they couldn't get the ball
All right, bro
Just like play passive and just let me get goose down and we win the same case
You need anything, Jim? I just have footals in a roadside, but nothing else.
They're early round the middle of the wallbangs.
Not a cam, come on.
New dredge.
I can't get the goal while we're good though.
I can get it. I can just rotate. Chill.
No, no. Oh yeah, I can actually.
Yeah.
They're going to the wall yo
Wait I didn't know breaking the fire extinguisher was playing my game
They're gonna happen, they're gonna happen
On the wall
Wait no
Demos is on breach
I'm holding to the window
Reaching windows
Wait I can reach
Is now top open?
Yes, top's open
top open yes tops open it's can so it's ass I can continuously sling Jim window
GM, reaching.
On the roof.
That was one, GM.
They can't really do much.
I'm in a good spot.
He's going to walk in, GM.
He's gonna walk in the gym in a sec.
Not a buggy. One buggy, one gym.
Or a jacuzzi, sorry.
Yep.
I made a good spot.
I have jacuzzi, hold buggy, I have jacuzzi.
Yeah.
I have jacuzzi.
No.
Get in there.
No, we're too busy.
On that door.
Yes!
I fucking love you!
Yes!
I fucking do this shit!
Okay, Mooda's starting to like...
He's starting to come down to Earth, bro.
I don't know what that thought was.
It's worth it, not that bad.
Ritchie I fucking love you man let's go!
No!
Jigsie!
You have three!
Oh my god, I'm at three.
Wow.
And it's water.
Ritchie it's water.
It's water.
Come on bro, you know it.
Ritchie, what a clutch bro!
I can't use one of my nose points.
You're just fit my boy.
Water, water.
Bro, you guys got a free round.
Surely replay that 6-6 bro.
Come on.
Basta.
I crashed.
You guys gave us the round!
I was gonna re-host you guys gave us the round!
I'm sure enough fair enough. Come on. Come on. That's me, bro. What is our math boy? It's our map
Now y'all are lucky brother
cheater buzz alright
Jack I literally said I could be oh, it's just gonna take forever and then Muda said now
Like what do you want me to do?
Come on
Bro, let's say Muda's ain't this crazy, but he's a level 80. So he's doing some crazy shit
We could do a rune first. I do not want to play that DMR
Richie you're like like earthy. I was gonna be so depressed. It's like we needed somebody to lean on
Yo, we were reaching shit we were winning we were we have a bubble boy
We were preaching shit. We were reading Richie. We were just stradding. We weren't trying to aim
We were just stradding and we were putting them in blenders
Okay, they're gonna go I
I didn't even predict this was happen chat. I said they would win organ we would win map 2 and 3 oh have all
Listen, they're gonna go like up every round what me and stop and view which is just serving
It's Richie. It's like we just take the radio shit and just somebody like
Somebody plays Valin or they can go to 90 and they can just hold all the choke points. I can like ying deed
Let's go ahead and exit!
I'm getting an entry!
Come on, bro.
Yo, OK.
Let me go.
I'm bang bang bang.
Cans, cans, cans.
I'm going to get radio.
Richie, set eight entry points.
You can get in.
Notch.
Stop it.
This is the rock.
Richie, who floats in.
Like someone floats in.
I have a thorn.
OK, match it.
That's it.
Richie, I want you to float in here.
I want you to float in here.
OK?
I have a map.
Listen, I can just switch all the thorns.
I don't know.
We just did 100,000 jobs!
Okay Richie, float.
I got you.
I will never let you die on the drone.
Float, float, float.
Float, Miho.
Wait, wait.
Nope, you can't, you can't.
It's spoilt and he's in.
You can wallbang, he's kind of stuck there for a second.
Or it could be set.
You have hell of a drone.
He was last seen in CC.
Alright, girls, we can't make it up.
I know, he already stopped.
You're off his plate.
He's spidual.
Hold.
Richie, hold my run-outs real quick.
We're actually starting.
We're here.
Now we're playing.
Alright, top-east clear.
I'm going to take these.
Top-east clear.
Take ease, okay?
I'm going to try to quick-flank with Vig, because he's really good.
Nah, not quick-flank with Vig.
Wobbang this.
Take ease.
Wobbang this.
Squade is going to power you.
He loves like one of the ones.
He's him.
Yep, there it is.
You're in.
I think he just baited in east.
I'm going to come.
Karma.
Karma, karma, karma.
While banging, he's setting.
Remembering its impacts to do that fucking impact shot.
Your sense, Marvin.
Yep.
Good thinking, Rich.
Richie, I'm going to work my way to like.
Here's what we need to do.
Richie, I think we fuck this
because we can't break that soft wall.
Richie listen to me. I think we quickly shoot down main breach and I just yank and we wall.
But it's gonna be thorn. Richie, can you twist your own the thorn out to the store?
I'll literally suck your dick. I'm telling you, this is the most broken spot for yanking
is the main breach. Cause I can gank everything!
Yeah.
And I'll quit plant too. And just while they're flying out of the plant.
How are we looking? Can you get the shit off? Can you get the shit off?
I got the switch, I got the switch. I got the, the thing.
Okay.
Open site.
I'm going to be everything you got there for reset. I'm gonna walk. I'm gonna walk metal
I'm gonna walk metal and I'm gonna get this door. Tell me when to get I have four remember. I have four tell me when
I think I'm in first you hang out
I
Thought of sports
Everything's
Exactly
The ones in our guys, but it won't happen to buzz it
Maybe half maybe half maybe half
In any world, maybe I have no more games
I can't stand with quick.
Oh, I just forced E.
See, the thing is, what shot my game, then impacted my game.
He's in flow state.
I had no game about it.
I just had shot his play, yo.
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Bro, I'm telling you, water, it's over.
Once we get, alright, focus on the bandit.
The stall game.
You think dope?
Yeah.
But they're gonna go gang man. Maybe just crux warden for now. No, we dug it up. I'll go warden now one. Okay
Because they are gonna go in. I'm not trying to get some V12 now again. All right
I'm going to play mute and just start our sorry mausoleum. Just destroy your drones
Okay
Yeah, next round. We'll give them the door. I'll just run switch
Here's the way this works though, right
There's no band so we Walden house cooked
But once we're three bands in Walden now should be easy because we could probably band like ace maxed or yank
Our banks would be dope yank ace probably in that order. Yes, and then we can start. Yeah, then we can start like okay. We're good
Wait mazzi has a super shot he say what lie, bro. Yeah, mazzi a super shot. What?
I didn't know that he's even more broken shy stuff
Chai I did not know that
Protect the bombs.
They got me along.
Somebody get all the drunks real quick.
Hey, any drunks out?
They went, um, falling.
Did you shoot that drone or no?
Shot, shot, shot, shot. Yeah, yeah, shot, shot.
Listen, we need to reinforce that.
was that we can because this is what they said
well I can't get on the camera quick I need you on the scam
uh outside can yeah I'm on it I don't see anything all right I got up
I'm gonna put a c4 like 90 I think I should yeah
Ping 90 real quick. Ping under the default.
Ping under the default.
Just you do it. You do it on the cam.
I need some.
There's a snake in there.
No, I'm below home.
Alright, it's 90.
We're your mobby cam for that.
Yeah, it's 90. It's it's late, but it's 90 joining joining joining joining joining. She's a strong
Nice no job one more job
Yeah, welcome to siege murder welcome to fucking see those give me a nitro will you're joining office so I get a nitro
He's in and you got a bunch.
Wow, holy timing.
Holy timing.
Uh, Rageese, the void is so good.
He floated right to me and wall banged me.
I'm actually impressed.
I got close. I went out of Nitro.
Wow. Yeah, we're so close though. It's like, you know what I mean?
Dude, I do not know exactly to me.
I was trying to get you that cam and I just didn't really take it into consideration.
We'll be better.
Vigil, Vigil, Vigil, Vigil.
Walden out doesn't really matter, I guess.
Cause yeah.
No, so you're going to get the wall.
It doesn't really matter. Yeah.
All right.
I think if I go to the band gate, okay, that's fine.
Um, Grimcans?
I'm gonna go Twitch for the thorns. I'm gonna go Twitch for the thorns.
I'm gonna go Grimcans.
I'm gonna go Ash. We need to be able to break that fucking wall.
I don't know.
What wall?
The, like, the triple, because then we can do the radio shit, but we kind of need Grim,
though, just to, like, be, like, a nuisance.
Yeah, Grim's really good, and if we go Grim because we've been the vigil,
And he's just like their auto tracks or what it's not a bad shot rich. That's not a bad shot, bro
We're fine telling you we're fine because right now they're kind of leaning on Floyd earlier mood of his inflows day
He kind of came down. Yeah
It'll warning
Huh, I'm just gonna uh, I don't know what that's for, I'm not gonna lie.
Fuck, I'm NERVY!
Insertion in 10 seconds.
5 seconds to go.
Are they off?
Yeah, yeah.
Your vision is clear, I'm not a positive bomb.
Yeah.
Okay.
Urgh, shoot it.
Am I to the mingo and just float in?
Oh god, I'm sorry, huh?
I'm gonna shoot down the east and do my vigilance, break radio long, but like it doesn't sound like just anything
Rektor is open, I don't know what he's doing
I shot down both of the east doors here, 12th battle, I understand
I'm shooting an A-scam
Ooh, this guy swung this, don't do that
You know bottom east bottom east warden
Fuck, bro, he's kinda pressing me, bro
Is it?
Who I think is it?
Spoilers?
I think so.
It has to be.
That's how it's done.
Come on.
All right, reset.
It's a scroopa.
Richie, what do you want to play?
Listen, listen, listen.
We're gonna walk east.
We're gonna, we're gonna...
I don't think you should be fighting him right now.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not even in possession.
Yeah, yeah.
He's gonna play aggro.
Split by Tom to play aggro.
We're gonna take office, you're gonna get radio wall, and we're gonna fucking...
He has a nitro, so we have to care for nitros.
And then you're gonna get that radio wall.
You wanna drone right now?
I can hop.
Canadian's clear.
He didn't he says I got up I cannot I can I break this rich
Break it yeah get radio. I'm grooming everything hold up
What's your time?
Yeah
He's back off
I'm gonna walk 90
I never heard it
that a fuser is now secured bro i never i never heard it all
which i think one bullet in a look at this
bro no back to back which i was it perhaps was it perhaps
it made no noise it made no noise i'm so lost
they've been running i mean it's just snake and demons they're not that
Yeah, I'm actually like chopped, crap.
Of course, like that's the one way I can die.
I prone because I was scared of the wall bag.
He didn't hear anything and just immediately got.
I'm not sure you're dumb.
Uh, I think back arc, just arc two.
That's why I couldn't hear it.
I mean, I think I just got Tom Brady.
Okay.
All right, we're good.
We came back.
It's just little shit.
It's just once we fix the little shit, we're good.
I'm going to go virtual Richie and be annoying or what do you think?
Boss T?
I like that, I like that.
I'm pretty chocked now.
Wow, that's pretty chocked.
I didn't hear anything.
Heard nothing.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
I think there's no way that would be prep so we had to do it but it made no noise.
I'm just going to see my guys.
We need to reinforce these walls.
I didn't hear it click.
I think you hear the area.
You might want to protect this.
All right.
I'm going to do some crazy shit.
What the hell, there's a cam on me.
I should have a free kill if you say that.
no bullshit, no bullshit
alright good, they're gonna be worried about you, I have a fucking freebie
I have the break walk
don't die
I got stuck. I'm actually the luckiest human being of all time.
I'm about to just quit siege after that.
Sit on my 90.
Come on your 90.
Your mic's fucked. Unplug it and replug it.
I mean, Chad, you guys are going to realize what just happened?
I would have had a free kill on the school.
Okay.
One's in sight, one's left side triple wall, like top east.
Because top east is left side triple wall, but it's impacted.
Oh my god!
That is explain what happened to people.
So what got on a camp I impacted the wall. I he was literally on the camp on the camp and I couldn't move through the wall because I got stuck
It just the impact thing where it gets stuck on my ankle. Bazaar
What do you want to ban? He was on a camp. I brought it for him. We're gonna win this game. I'm not even getting it.
I'll ban it.
It's either throwing our top. Do we want the DMR or do we want the traps out? We have to choose. I think get the DMR out. I'm not even kidding.
I actually I've never been more mad in my life. I knew as soon as I ran away I was dead
Buzzer unlucky his death of my career not kidding
Wow, I actually want to kill myself in GTA
Completely cops wait with his pants down on a drone saw his head at the top of these couldn't move all right
bar
Get this round. Come on
I'll tell us what again and then we're gonna get to position when we're in a 2v1
We're gonna get to this position and I'm gonna call that 3 2 1
Gonna start walking. I know I'm just like I died in like a silent C4 and then a glitch
Like this is pretty crazy. I gotta do a silence more than a glitch. We can come back. I'm gonna be our
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Let it all out. Come on. Let it all out right now. Let it all out.
I want to kill myself in GTA!
Me too!
I died like a ninja C4 and then back.
Alright.
Get some silent C4.
I'm gonna take east. I'm gonna take east.
I have a camp here.
You're good to fly in this. You can fly.
I think the splurge is going to press. I'm on the snake though, so I'm just pressing back.
You want me to go on the other side of east end?
Or like, stay on the turn?
No.
You're good. I hear him, Mike. Hold on.
I've got to go on the corner.
Yeah, I see him.
He's good.
Wait, wait. Double... double, double.
One of them is right here, but that's in control.
I'm going to have a natro, below. You're good. Get up to come.
I'm going to check my natro.
I'm gonna get in break I'm gonna get in break I'm in
This location is pre-plugged now.
Rich, you wanna pick the tree?
Listen, he's gonna go for that night trail.
You could do a main bridge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold up.
Wait.
I'm trying to get a sneaky kill.
This is so annoying.
I think radio is just good with the ground, can I drone?
Yeah, come radio, three.
I have a drone backside like Armory. I can move it in a sec.
Yo, come get radio.
You think?
I think he's metal, he's metal, he's metal.
No, no, no, one's Apricot, one's Apricot.
You drone at the C4, yeah.
I didn't see it.
Alright.
Let me go.
Start grooming up on the wall.
Yeah, could you wait though? I have a drone backside.
We have way too much time to do that right now. Hold on.
Alright, so no one's half wall.
Listen, that's important.
I just go wallbangs.
Oh my gosh.
Where?
Yo.
I'm metal bro. He's got wallbang. He was top metal? Yeah. Wow.
Do you have my back army cam? I have a back army cam. I got your 90 cam.
Yes. Do you have my back army cam?
Big closet. Warden in closet. Warden in closet.
I have a ping on warden. He's still closet. Yo, both, both, both army.
One's in the closet, Rotatee. One sandwich.
I'm about to actually freak out.
One sandwich.
One sandwich. Nobody box, nobody box.
What am I yelling at?
One sandwich.
Nice. One sandwich.
Oh, I knew it.
I just got shot done bro through the wall.
Yeah but like, you know how like you said there's like um, what was it called?
What did you used to call it bro?
Like a demonic game or something?
Yeah.
This is the most gigantic game I've seen in my life.
Nothing goes your way.
I mean bro, I impacted the wall and couldn't move through it!
Like this is so fucking easy!
And then I died to a silent C4.
All right!
Yo, yo, yo!
All that takes is one, bro, no troll.
All right, I think he's gonna mute, bro. Yeah, run and mute.
Forget it.
We're not good, bro. It's like demonic.
It's demonic.
It's like the food of-
If we lose this round, we're not dead.
If we win this round, we're good.
It's like voodoo siege, bro.
It's just like it's so close, bro, they're round.
Yeah, every round's been like a 1v1, but
Sandbox C4 and then not getting through an impact is pretty annoying.
Back-to-back rounds, too, but I actually like literally have depression right now.
I forgot how annoying this game is.
I really am being reminded.
I'm being fucking reminded.
When it rains, it PORTS!
Like, it's like, everything goes right or everything goes wrong!
There's no input wave!
That was that was the uh the portal.
Haha.
Yo blitz?
Nah we lost all respect.
Come on.
Alright.
Um.
Let me see the camera.
I mean we're winning like I want to be clear we're winning every attack.
I don't know how to explain it.
just died to voodoo witchcraft yeah I don't know man I don't know I don't know
I mean that could go like I don't think switching off grim is good though I
just need like we need better pacing though like I need a grim and then we
move I mean I'm not on you I gotta knew that one round I don't you I got on you
together we seem to be like together and it's over what is that we're like
Yeah, we seem to be like more synchronized man
Cuz I'm like on a drone and then it's done I have five things in my pocket
I need to keep doing this radio, it's worked every time but you just have to be like pushing
at the same time.
I'm going to take you to the camera, do you need me to hold the camera or are you good?
What do you want Bob?
both cams, your cam, my cam
flapping
my xc4 over there
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
center of the double
let me take a second
I
Mean for synchronize we're good. It's what fish where what do you mean?
Got away
I have full control
Yo, yo, uh found yeah, we have office. This is all we need. We don't get anything else
This is all we need, bro.
What is the mood of the enforcing?
I don't even know what off move is.
So I'm just going to grin, blow the wall up, blow the wall up, grim.
Yeah.
Now, this point does matter.
Reload it!
That's the thing if I hop here I might just get T4
Let's do this I
Have the cross is then
Yes, I have his run back. I was run back
Well make that kid run somehow you make that kid run somehow and I was one which kid which kid
Then both army both army really let me just grim then plan yeah
I
The thing is I might die running in
No, you just wait you just ate me bro. You just ran at me
He was taught me to lessen
Alright.
10 seconds left.
I mean, GG's bro.
Dude, I'm just, dude, they're just impingin' you bro.
Like, I didn't angle any shit on them.
I think you should be like, uh, spotlightin' I think.
I don't know, because it's just, you just keep getting that told me to step by what they shot at.
Last time I went spotlightin' they just shot at me.
Now he asked him to tell me to go across the map.
That's what if I'm any shock on the top metal wall and just one
double tucking in a 2v1 with 19 seconds left. I can't do this. This is like
actually a fucking annoying.
I think I'm in like a torture chamber. Yeah, sports just know dipping this game
to be honest, he just keeps getting like first picks and then the round I sold and then the other
rounds flick out the last by like literally Jesus Christ himself on Easter Sunday. Like what was that?
What was that? I broke the wall. I couldn't move through the wall. This game has been out for 11
years. Like I broke the wall. Let me walk through. Fuck.
I
Fucking hate this game
There's so many bugs so many glitches it takes 30 minutes to get into a game when you do get into a game
I can't get there fucking impact
Holy fucking shit
There's always a what if
10 seconds
That's open man
I'm gonna be honest
The plan accordingly
5 seconds to insert
It's just sometimes people are just blessed
I don't know
Ha!
4 hits low hit
FUUUUCK
I'll put a C490 I guess, why not?
Wait, where was it?
Can you ping it real quick?
Let me get out of there, okay?
Alright, it's done
I got a K-1
I'm playing for the skid east.
Good walking sight through the armor I only got.
I can play for this guy.
I'm going to play for this buck.
I
Don't mind. I'm getting demos. It's looking like a armory push
The last game was probably the most angry I've ever been in my life playing this game.
I'm not going to lie.
I kind of want to watch it back, honestly.
Just before I have a literal panic attack aneurysm.
Like, I actually want to watch this back.
And then the Voodoo C4 the round before.
GG's man.
I mean, 7-1, they played better regardless.
But my god, those two rounds actually set me off of a cliff.
I have to watch this.
GG's, they played better.
And also, Voodoo's probably the best level 89
I've ever seen in my life.
Shout out to him, bro.
I mean, this is just, like, this is just demonic, I don't even know what else to say.
How do you work?
I forgot this game's horrible, so I forgot you can't, like, spectate.
Yeah, I forgot, yep.
So how do I go to...
What round was it?
What round was the vigil round?
Round four?
Yeah, the silency four was round three, I think.
Yeah, this was the vigil round.
This was the round where I like literally like actually wanted to die and defuse as many
bombs as they can.
Let's see if it was a glitch or if I just broke it wrong.
I mean I already know it was a glitch but let's see.
Cause I remember breaking it like I remember breaking it overly low so I didn't get stuck.
Yeah alright, that would be cool.
I've selected the round.
How do I select myself?
Holy fuck!
Somebody reworked Theater.
This shit was better eight years ago.
How does something get worse over time?
rework theater. This shit was better eight years ago. How does something get worse over
time?
So what do I do? Ah, ah, I'm trapped. Ah, how do I spectate myself? What is this? How
do I spectate myself? What do I do? LT?
LT doesn't do anything. Ah, help, help, help! This game is trash! Can I use theater please?
How how be? Attackers and discover the location of a bomb.
I don't see B working. B's not working man. B's not working man. B's not working man.
B's not working. B hides the hunt. Yo I'm about to lose it.
This is going to be a generational crash out of the second year.
How do I spectate myself?
Up on the D-pad, that's the timeline.
So I already died, I did a Saddle C4 and a bug,
and I wanna watch it, and I can't watch it
because the theater got worse since 2019.
How did theater get worse?
Use bumpers, then press Y.
LB, then, I don't know, but it's like brain surgery.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Let's get some, let's get some deaths to work on theater
Before I lose it, what is it? What is it? Morse code?
Go back to RPA. Why? What? What?
How do I spectate myself?
Attackers are moving to defuse the bomb.
Use RT now. The spectating is gone.
Oh, the prep base is gone? Here.
It's not our team. It's not our team. It's not our team. It's not our team. It's not our team. It's not our team.
Click your name, bro. Oh, I appreciate that, bud. Thank you. You know what? Because you said click your name, bro, I'm gonna click my name.
I already tried that nine fucking times!
Are you literally an infant?
Are you two years old?
How do I spectate myself?
I'm going to uninstall this game if I can't do this.
I'm not bluffing.
Wallahi! Wallahi! I'm going to uninstall this game! I'm going to uninstall this game if I can't spectate myself. I'm going to uninstall this game!
How?
How do I spectate myself? How do I spectate myself?
How do I start with myself tell me exactly what to do step-by-step because I'm actually gonna I'm on a freak out
But let's just let me rant let me rant a lot about a lot bottle up
I died do a bug and I wait wait I died do a bug and I can't even watch the bug because the game is so bad
So here are our theater options remember who stops theater was better in 2019
Theater got worse in seven years. How my options are navigate select back
How oh no my options are navigate select back who be soft fix the theater now
No!
All right, so you're gonna click the zoom.
And then click, right bumper.
Spamming it.
Attacking right bumper, nothing's happening.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Attacking right bumper, nothing's happening.
Anything else?
Right bumper.
Literally like assaulting the right bumper,
like assaulting it.
Anything else?
I'm going to read chat here.
Oh, read chat.
Yeah, yeah, let's read chat.
OK, I'll just give you the suggestions.
You just try them.
All right, just trust me.
Just say and click why.
Clicking RB and why simultaneously.
I'm going to ban everybody.
Clicking RB and why.
Nothing's happening.
I knew this.
I prefired this was going to happen
because I know how shit this game is.
I died to a bug.
No, I died to a bug.
I wanna watch the bug.
I died to a bug, I wanna watch the bug.
Why can't I watch the bug?
Hey, Ubisoft, stop everything.
Don't release another cosmetic until this is fixed.
I don't care, halt everything.
My options are navigate, select, and back.
How do I spectate myself?
Okay, I will say, I think it's generally bugged
And you have to back out and go back in.
I will say that.
You said what?
Because when we last-
Oh, I died to a bug and then I can't watch the bug
because the theater's bugged?
Is that what she just said?
Is that what she just said to me?
I died to a bug, I can't watch the bug
because the theater's bugged.
Also it was always showing four rounds.
It's fine, I only needed four
because that was the fourth round
when Satan overtook the console.
That was all I needed.
And then Satan overtook the console.
And I can't even, I can't even,
I'm not even permitted to watch how I died.
I'm not even allowed to watch how I died
because it's another bug.
I died through a bug.
And can't watch how I died through a bug
because of a bug in theater.
Ah!
Can we fix the game?
You guys have a billion dollars.
I died to a bug, can't watch the bug because of a bug, correct or incorrect?
Correct.
Let's try this again, if this doesn't work, you sound awfully skipper today.
How do I watch myself?
Oh, here we go, timeline, hey, Ubisoft, do me a favor, take the timeline button in
How do I spectate myself?
It says navigate right bumper, left bumper.
So you have more options now.
That's really good. You back time to go more options.
So what we're going to do is a grand slam for the zoom.
And then we're going to navigate.
You shouldn't mind.
James, James, Jamesy, Jamesy.
I need you to rely on someone.
I'm starting to do a tomato.
I'm starting to do it like, yo, talk to me, bro.
Please stop.
I'm going to freak out.
I'm going to freak out. I died. This game is in it's 11th year. This game is in it's 11th year. This is unacceptable.
This is unacceptable. I died to a god. Can't watch the god. Because of another god.
Can I explain? It's working. You see the white line? That's the player selected. It's working.
You're just trying to get this white line right here. Go move from the players.
The attackers are moving out to locate a bomb and diffuse it.
Where's the white line? Where's the white line?
Well, it's right back. Click B. There you go.
Now the white line. See the white line? There we go.
Oh.
Don't. Don't. No.
The theater mode is the worst it's ever been in the games
and it's 11th year.
I remember theater was better in 2019.
Now I get to watch the bug.
Oh wait, I'm in round one, I gotta go to round four.
Ladies and gentlemen, we gotta perform brain surgery
to get to round four.
I have to, the thing about siege
and only siege players will understand this.
In order to actually play the game,
you have to knowingly avoid bugs.
Like you have to be so locked, you have to avoid bugs.
Like even the way you invite someone could be a bug.
You have to avoid, you have to know what the bugs are
and avoid them.
All right, so here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go to the rounds, oh wait.
I just got 7-1 by a guy who started playing the game a week ago, guy through a bug, can't
Watch the bug.
Well, you can't fucking watch my pants.
I'm looking at my attacker.
Well, you're just skipping some arc.
I'm not going to touch anything.
Thank you for your service.
Here we go.
Now let's get really mad.
Now let's actually get mad.
The attacker's attacking it.
I should show the C4 round as well, yeah.
Let me know and let's play a game if you heard the C4. Let's just see.
Not this round, next round.
This right here was the closest I've ever been to like actually ending it all in GTA.
This is the closest I've ever been to like actually losing my mind.
I've had a regular I've a lot of them I think.
Jinxy timing there and I love watching Matthew play. Alright. As I peek he moves. Okay.
Yeah, so it's exactly what I thought happened. So listen, I prep my impact because I'm like,
Okay, think is isolated. I'm gonna impact the wall as soon as I hear think I get on the drone
So it's over free kill for me
I'm not gonna lie I think I am back to the wall too high I'm not even gonna hold you
I stood at the last second so it wasn't a bug okay let's go to round three
Now, let's see if anybody in the chat hears the C4, let's see, but then again, like, I
already know what's gonna happen, everyone's gonna be like, it's what I'm involved.
Stop again.
Match replays audio, it's like the worst and glitchiest audio ever, so now I'm gonna
be able to hear the audio.
Let's go to the VOD, that's better, because if the VOD is directly what I'm hearing,
Match Replay just has its own audio, because again, this game is shit.
Let's go to the VOD.
Go to the VOD. Go to the VOD.
Pay Muda. Yeah, I'm gonna pay Muda.
Let me just have a mental breakdown really quick.
I'll get there, bro.
Here, I'll pay Muda right now.
I'll pay Muda right now.
Let me just have a mental fucking breakdown really quick.
Pay Muda right now.
I can't believe this shit. I lost seven to one. Seven to one, bro. Wow.
All right. Paid Muda. Paid Muda. Done. Muda's been paid.
All right, now back to the mental fucking breakdown. Back to the mental breakdown.
I'm about to have a hernia in this piece. I'm literally about to have a hernia. I'm about to have a fucking hernia.
I didn't know what that is. Boom, boom, boom.
Here we go.
Mods, timestamp, timestamp of the C4, or as I like to call it, the silent C4.
Mods, timestamp of the silent C4.
Time stamp of the silent C4, silent C4. Mods, mods, mods help.
No reason to be this mad. We're getting to that.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here comes the mental breakdown. All right. Now check. Let me know if you guys heard of this C4 or not. Just let me know.
All right, we're in.
Let me know if you guys heard the C4 or not.
Let's go max volume, yep.
Let me know.
Because it wasn't prepped, so...
Frank it.
Yeah, get ready to go.
I'm trimming everything, hold on.
Where'd you give me time? Give me time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
All right, let me know if you hear the C4.
Back up.
get me out of here save a lot of you heard the c4 save a lot of you heard the c4 save
my stream's glitching. Hi guys. In front of the loot. In front of the loot. Go back to
that. Go back to that. Please go back to that. Go back to it. Go back to it. Go back to it.
Go back to it. Say what law you heard the C4. Say what law you heard the C4. Say what
I'm going to shoot down east. What do you think?
I think so. It has to be. All right, reset.
Just group up. Richie, what do you want to put?
What do you want to put? These back are.
Let me know if you heard the C4. I'm going to go in slow motion.
I'm going to go in 0.25 xp. We're here.
We're listening for this.
Cheap.
Continue.
We're listening for, this is the exact sound
it makes when a C4 clicks.
Cheap.
I'm gonna walk, man.
Gotta go back earlier.
Listen for the C4.
Listen, let me know if you hear a click.
I'm about to burn my Xbox.
Let's go full speed.
be able to hear full speed.
Crumbs let's have us.
Yeah, that made no noise.
I couldn't hear that.
bad Tom Brady. Yo Muda, you're the chosen one. You're the chosen one, bro. My bad Tom
Brady. Not only did he arc the C4, but he perfectly arced it to the wall. Again, just
no sound, but whatever. If I get sound, I can back up. Alright. Let's try that one
more time. I'm going to go normal volume, because maybe the sound muffling is basically
going to-
I go we're gonna we're gonna take all face you're gonna get ready
I just never heard that
I'm clicking space to get the nitros
I never heard that
But you?
I never heard that
Get the care for nitros
And then you're gonna get that radio all over me
I can hop
Canadian Square
I can hop
Alright can I break this glitch?
Break it
Yeah get radio
I'm griming everything
Hold up
Yeah, there's just no noise though, okay, I don't know what to say, uh, there's just
no sound.
The sound of the Grimm masked it?
No, because it was already in air, man, it was already in air.
It was like, I just never heard the click.
I think, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe, maybe the sound of the grim mast it, but like, that doesn't make like I should still be able to hear that man. I'm going to be honest. I don't know.
I think just the exact alignment of where I was with the wall and then the arc and the door just method up with exactly when I shop at grim.
I'm actually sick to my stomach.
Gigi's Muda, you're the greatest, level 89 of all time.
You're the greatest level. Cases chat. I'll do cases, probably tomorrow, man. I need to like stare at a ceiling or something for like a couple hours.
I mean, they did have spoits, but still,
Muda's like a week into the game.
I need to, like, stare at a ceiling for an hour.
I'm off, guys.
Love y'all, though.
Gigi's to Muda, best, uh, probably the best new player
I've seen, like, since Shroud, which was like years ago.
Probably the best new player I've ever seen.
Actually, no, the best new player I've ever seen.
Muda's, uh, him.
I'm off, though.
Dad, I asked him off, I'm off, I'm off, I'm off.
Chat, I have a beautiful fan tab, and it's amazing.
Knights, guys, either this Sunday,
Okay, well, Friday, chess tournament, $10000, eight stringers, Saturday, flying to England, Sunday, maybe we do the R6 tournament, if we can get 40 people.
Peace, love you all.