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Good morning, Hi-Vice!"}, {"start": 50.0, "end": 54.0, "text": " KC, you are safe here"}, {"start": 54.0, "end": 58.0, "text": " You are safe here"}, {"start": 58.0, "end": 69.16, "text": " whatever you do at the crossroads don't turn forward whatever you do at the"}, {"start": 69.16, "end": 78.12, "text": " crossroads keep going forward for what does this mean though what is that"}, {"start": 78.12, "end": 82.12, "text": " Does anyone know what that shit means?"}, {"start": 82.12, "end": 85.12, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 85.12, "end": 88.12, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 88.12, "end": 92.12, "text": " You see a watch party, you can't bro, you can't, you'll get banned."}, {"start": 92.12, "end": 94.12, "text": " Wait, isn't sporting playing?"}, {"start": 94.12, "end": 99.12, "text": " Is an arsenal playing sporting?"}, {"start": 99.12, "end": 102.12, "text": " Nail, nail at half!"}, {"start": 102.12, "end": 104.12, "text": " Bro, sporting could win this lag."}, {"start": 104.12, "end": 107.12, "text": " Sporting could win this lag, chat."}, {"start": 107.12, "end": 114.14, "text": " Rodham said where did like bro where did sporting come from brother this team is"}, {"start": 114.14, "end": 121.14, "text": " like destroying people who do they have who is on this team I don't know a single"}, {"start": 121.14, "end": 130.54000000000002, "text": " player on sporting who does this team have who who Ronaldo that was fucking"}, {"start": 130.54, "end": 131.98, "text": " It's 20 years ago!"}, {"start": 133.66, "end": 135.82, "text": " Who does sporting have?"}, {"start": 135.82, "end": 137.95999999999998, "text": " Part two, you can't escape, yeah."}, {"start": 140.38, "end": 142.26, "text": " You are safe here."}, {"start": 142.26, "end": 143.73999999999998, "text": " Guys, I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 143.73999999999998, "end": 145.42, "text": " What do you mean messy?"}, {"start": 145.42, "end": 147.1, "text": " Sporting doesn't have messy."}, {"start": 147.1, "end": 149.29999999999998, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about messy?"}, {"start": 153.34, "end": 154.34, "text": " Messy?"}, {"start": 157.06, "end": 158.98, "text": " Yeah, messy has never played for sporting."}, {"start": 158.98, "end": 160.29999999999998, "text": " What are you all saying?"}, {"start": 160.54, "end": 166.54, "text": " What is this? This is A.I."}, {"start": 166.54, "end": 171.54, "text": " Brother, why am I questioning this? How is this team so good-"}, {"start": 171.54, "end": 176.54, "text": " How have I called me again? How is this team so good if I don't know anybody on the team?"}, {"start": 176.54, "end": 181.54, "text": " How? How? How? How? That's not real."}, {"start": 181.54, "end": 184.54, "text": " Chat, that is not real, bro. That is fake as shit."}, {"start": 184.54, "end": 189.54, "text": " Have I called me again?"}, {"start": 189.54, "end": 202.5, "text": " Yo, what's up with this shit, bro? What's up? Are we gonna watch part two today? What's"}, {"start": 202.5, "end": 209.7, "text": " going on? I'm healed, Tixie. I'm healed. What does that mean, bro? Hi, guys. What the fuck"}, {"start": 209.7, "end": 214.54, "text": " is getting into you today, bro? Is everything okay? You're scaring me, bro. You seem unwelled."}, {"start": 214.54, "end": 216.54, "text": " Highlights, you don't seem well today."}, {"start": 218.54, "end": 226.54, "text": " At the crossroads, whatever you do, keep going forward."}, {"start": 228.54, "end": 233.54, "text": " Bro, but yesterday it was don't turn left. Highlights, what's happening bro?"}, {"start": 235.54, "end": 240.54, "text": " What is D-Glove? I was just saying D-Glove! What does this shit mean?"}, {"start": 240.54, "end": 246.54, "text": " You can watch it. It would just take a little bit."}, {"start": 246.54, "end": 248.54, "text": " How long is part two?"}, {"start": 248.54, "end": 254.54, "text": " I promise you every minute spent is the best minute spent of your life."}, {"start": 254.54, "end": 261.53999999999996, "text": " Oh my God. It has 12 million views in eight days. What even, what is this? What is happening, bro?"}, {"start": 261.53999999999996, "end": 267.53999999999996, "text": " So, hi guys, you want me to watch this today? Two hours at a stream."}, {"start": 267.54, "end": 272.54, "text": " You want half of the stream to be this. It's actually that good of a video."}, {"start": 272.54, "end": 274.54, "text": " It's that good of a video chat."}, {"start": 274.54, "end": 277.54, "text": " You want your life to be fulfilled, bro, and you want to be-"}, {"start": 277.54, "end": 280.54, "text": " Whole chat saying yes."}, {"start": 280.54, "end": 282.54, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 282.54, "end": 283.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 283.54, "end": 288.54, "text": " It's like a movie chat. We never really did a movie night before."}, {"start": 288.54, "end": 291.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 291.54, "end": 293.54, "text": " I'm healed, Jinxie."}, {"start": 293.54, "end": 296.54, "text": " I don't think I'll ever be needing you again, but..."}, {"start": 296.54, "end": 298.54, "text": " I'm healed."}, {"start": 305.54, "end": 307.54, "text": " Yeah, I have a son, I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 307.54, "end": 309.54, "text": " It's two hours."}, {"start": 309.54, "end": 313.54, "text": " Like, brother, it is a Minecraft horror movie."}, {"start": 313.54, "end": 317.54, "text": " So, you don't know what to do, so you would sing about a Crossroads?"}, {"start": 317.54, "end": 320.54, "text": " Enough with the fast routes!"}, {"start": 321.54, "end": 324.54, "text": " Well, keep going forward."}, {"start": 328.54, "end": 334.54, "text": " High-fives, bro. If I watch this, high-fives, this is two hours, bro."}, {"start": 336.54, "end": 338.54, "text": " Yeah, like this."}, {"start": 341.54, "end": 345.54, "text": " Chad, y'all actually want me to watch this. Guys, this is two hours of the stream."}, {"start": 345.54, "end": 346.54, "text": " stream."}, {"start": 346.54, "end": 352.70000000000005, "text": " Do you have an accent with the watch this bro they're saying yes bro oh my god you make"}, {"start": 352.70000000000005, "end": 355.02000000000004, "text": " me gay I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 355.02000000000004, "end": 357.94, "text": " Hi guys what is he saying?"}, {"start": 357.94, "end": 360.1, "text": " You make me gay what does that mean bro?"}, {"start": 360.1, "end": 364.26, "text": " I don't know what that means I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 364.26, "end": 369.22, "text": " My dad is saying no dad it's a minecraft and horror movie dad it's not really your"}, {"start": 369.22, "end": 370.22, "text": " style."}, {"start": 370.22, "end": 374.18, "text": " Bro dad did you watch part one though dad or is part one is good dad part one is"}, {"start": 374.18, "end": 375.18, "text": " good."}, {"start": 375.18, "end": 378.78000000000003, "text": " really give it a try. Hi guys, what should I do bro?"}, {"start": 378.78000000000003, "end": 383.58, "text": " ZC, it's up to you bro, it's up to you. It's two hours obviously that's a"}, {"start": 383.58, "end": 387.58, "text": " commitment, that's two hours of stream."}, {"start": 387.66, "end": 392.38, "text": " But I promise you bro, by the end of it you will be healed."}, {"start": 392.38, "end": 395.66, "text": " Can we run a poll? Sure bro."}, {"start": 395.66, "end": 400.22, "text": " Chat, do we watch this? It's two hours!"}, {"start": 400.22, "end": 404.54, "text": " Let's talk about the Mooda 1v1. Hey Gucci, I'm in a good mood right now."}, {"start": 404.54, "end": 409.82, "text": " You know what, Gucci, I slept on it. I slept on it. And you know what, bro? Muda outplayed me."}, {"start": 409.82, "end": 412.22, "text": " Muda outplayed me. I could have played better. GGs."}, {"start": 415.34000000000003, "end": 421.82000000000005, "text": " Vote on this poll! This is actually important, bro. This is genuinely important."}, {"start": 422.54, "end": 426.62, "text": " If we watch this chapter, say to our movie."}, {"start": 429.1, "end": 431.74, "text": " Vote! Vote! Chat! It's too out!"}, {"start": 431.74, "end": 438.74, "text": " Oh my god, the pole lags. The pole is slagging. I'm refreshing."}, {"start": 438.74, "end": 441.74, "text": " What's going on with my pole?"}, {"start": 441.74, "end": 447.74, "text": " Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! It's Avery."}, {"start": 447.74, "end": 457.74, "text": " Vote in the pole! Vote in the pole!"}, {"start": 457.74, "end": 458.32, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 458.32, "end": 459.32, "text": " Vote in the poll!"}, {"start": 463.04, "end": 464.04, "text": " Wow, wow, wow."}, {"start": 467.2, "end": 471.56, "text": " 56% of the chat is saying yes, bro."}, {"start": 471.56, "end": 473.68, "text": " 56% of the chat is saying yes, bro."}, {"start": 477.56, "end": 481.64, "text": " Well, son, I want to prepare you, bro."}, {"start": 481.64, "end": 483.92, "text": " You're going to be throwing a ringer."}, {"start": 483.92, "end": 486.56, "text": " I need you to just keep an open mind."}, {"start": 486.56, "end": 497.52, "text": " you'll be safe. All right? And promise you you'll be safe here. Just again, and across"}, {"start": 497.52, "end": 501.8, "text": " words, you need to keep going forward. Love you, bro."}, {"start": 501.8, "end": 510.8, "text": " Let's go. Let's go."}, {"start": 510.8, "end": 515.8, "text": " All right. I'm nervous. I'm ready."}, {"start": 515.8, "end": 518.8, "text": " A Minecraft horror film."}, {"start": 518.8, "end": 520.8, "text": " But if not Avery."}, {"start": 520.8, "end": 525.8, "text": " Here we go. Resatisfying from this job."}, {"start": 525.8, "end": 528.8, "text": " I'm nervous. I'm ready. The people I've spoken."}, {"start": 528.8, "end": 530.8, "text": " We're watching this."}, {"start": 530.8, "end": 537.92, "text": " One Avery is the last line in a book that Avery did not write."}, {"start": 537.92, "end": 543.4799999999999, "text": " A few months ago, a YouTube channel called Avery the Mayo uploaded a video titled Weird"}, {"start": 543.4799999999999, "end": 549.0999999999999, "text": " Book I Did Not Write, where he discovers a mine in his Minecraft world that he claims"}, {"start": 549.0999999999999, "end": 550.76, "text": " he never built."}, {"start": 550.76, "end": 557.04, "text": " Inside the mine is a chest with a book, with various ramblings and a message at the"}, {"start": 557.04, "end": 558.04, "text": " end a-"}, {"start": 558.04, "end": 559.76, "text": " Make sure you pay attention to everything."}, {"start": 559.76, "end": 561.26, "text": " It's to him."}, {"start": 561.26, "end": 565.48, "text": " But if not Avery, then who wrote this book?"}, {"start": 565.48, "end": 567.8399999999999, "text": " And how did it get into Avery's world?"}, {"start": 567.8399999999999, "end": 570.24, "text": " Well, just recently, Avery uploaded"}, {"start": 570.24, "end": 575.4, "text": " a 15-hour video trying to find out why this book exists,"}, {"start": 575.4, "end": 578.24, "text": " why was he warned to run away, and what"}, {"start": 578.24, "end": 580.64, "text": " is behind these gates."}, {"start": 583.36, "end": 585.4399999999999, "text": " You see, also just a few months ago,"}, {"start": 585.4399999999999, "end": 587.28, "text": " a Google Drive folder was discovered"}, {"start": 587.28, "end": 592.66, "text": " containing footage of a player named Durlord 3 exploring this exact same world."}, {"start": 592.66, "end": 597.56, "text": " He digs into the wall of the mine and finds a cave full of structures that should be impossible"}, {"start": 597.56, "end": 600.52, "text": " to find in any normal Minecraft world."}, {"start": 600.52, "end": 605.86, "text": " Except, he also claims that he didn't build any of this and just discovered this world"}, {"start": 605.86, "end": 606.86, "text": " on his computer."}, {"start": 606.86, "end": 614.0799999999999, "text": " But when he finally reaches the end of the cave, Durlord 3 sees something behind"}, {"start": 614.08, "end": 619.6800000000001, "text": " these gates, something that he censored and that drove him into running for his life and"}, {"start": 619.6800000000001, "end": 624.96, "text": " leaving this one last message to Avery before completely disappearing off the face of the"}, {"start": 624.96, "end": 625.96, "text": " internet."}, {"start": 625.96, "end": 630.38, "text": " Since then, we know Avery found Dyrlord's laptop in a storage locker and has been using"}, {"start": 630.38, "end": 636.48, "text": " it as his daily computer, only recently discovering this cave and the book addressed to him."}, {"start": 636.48, "end": 641.2, "text": " But what happened to Dyrlord 3 after he recorded this footage?"}, {"start": 641.2, "end": 653.2, "text": " How did he know who Avery was if Avery doesn't see him?"}, {"start": 653.2, "end": 656.24, "text": " And why did he warn Avery to run away?"}, {"start": 656.24, "end": 659.72, "text": " Why does this strange world exist?"}, {"start": 659.72, "end": 666.48, "text": " And most importantly, what did Dyrr Lord see behind the gates?"}, {"start": 666.48, "end": 667.82, "text": " I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 668.98, "end": 670.9200000000001, "text": " That was when the video ended. That was when the video ended."}, {"start": 670.9200000000001, "end": 672.36, "text": " That was when the video ended, bro."}, {"start": 672.98, "end": 674.66, "text": " And it was censored. It was productive."}, {"start": 674.66, "end": 680.32, "text": " Hey guys. So, as you probably know, there was a video about my world, which I saw."}, {"start": 681.16, "end": 681.96, "text": " I don't know who..."}, {"start": 682.72, "end": 683.5600000000001, "text": " Hi guys. What?"}, {"start": 685.22, "end": 685.72, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 688.62, "end": 695.66, "text": " This Dirt Lord 3 guy is, but if you left me this message, I feel like I owe it to him to at least figure out what happened."}, {"start": 696.48, "end": 698.48, "text": " As far as I can tell, there's no way to reach him."}, {"start": 700.98, "end": 702.48, "text": " No way to reach him?"}, {"start": 703.48, "end": 704.48, "text": " Don't tell me."}, {"start": 714.48, "end": 719.48, "text": " As Avery explores the cave, there's no evidence of what could have happened to Duralord III."}, {"start": 719.48, "end": 722.48, "text": " No messages he had left behind."}, {"start": 726.48, "end": 737.16, "text": " But finally, Avery reaches a crossroads at the end of the tunnel, and despite the book's"}, {"start": 737.16, "end": 740.84, "text": " warnings, he turns low."}, {"start": 740.84, "end": 744.34, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 744.34, "end": 746.08, "text": " At the crossroads don't turn left."}, {"start": 746.08, "end": 747.08, "text": " Just kidding."}, {"start": 747.08, "end": 749.58, "text": " Just kidding."}, {"start": 749.58, "end": 751.72, "text": " At the crossroads don't..."}, {"start": 751.72, "end": 754.16, "text": " Male, male, male."}, {"start": 754.16, "end": 756.24, "text": " At the crossroads don't turn left."}, {"start": 756.24, "end": 763.24, "text": " You don't go left!"}, {"start": 763.24, "end": 766.24, "text": " And there they are, the gates."}, {"start": 766.24, "end": 776.24, "text": " Don't go into them, don't go into them, please, don't go into them, don't go into the gates, please."}, {"start": 776.24, "end": 778.24, "text": " Just turn around, brother."}, {"start": 786.24, "end": 810.0, "text": " It's just a block of gold?"}, {"start": 810.0, "end": 814.52, "text": " Wait, but why when Der Lord went in and was protected?"}, {"start": 814.52, "end": 816.52, "text": " Why did Dirt Lord blur it?"}, {"start": 817.52, "end": 819.52, "text": " That's all that was there?"}, {"start": 819.52, "end": 821.52, "text": " Uh, is that it?"}, {"start": 821.52, "end": 823.52, "text": " It's just a gold block."}, {"start": 823.52, "end": 825.52, "text": " It's not really that crazy."}, {"start": 825.52, "end": 827.52, "text": " Even Avery seems a little disappointed."}, {"start": 827.52, "end": 830.52, "text": " It looks like we've hit a dead end."}, {"start": 844.52, "end": 850.76, "text": " There is not a single cut in this footage."}, {"start": 850.76, "end": 856.0799999999999, "text": " From when Avery goes behind the gates to when he finds himself in this place, the footage"}, {"start": 856.0799999999999, "end": 859.64, "text": " doesn't cut once, and somehow he's here."}, {"start": 859.64, "end": 864.24, "text": " Apparently he also got changed into survival mode and can't change back."}, {"start": 864.24, "end": 868.56, "text": " Whatever this is, it shouldn't be possible in any normal Minecraft world, but it might"}, {"start": 868.56, "end": 873.04, "text": " bring us one step closer to finding out what happened to Duralord 3."}, {"start": 873.04, "end": 877.7199999999999, "text": " If he also went through these gates and ended up here before he disappeared, then there might"}, {"start": 877.7199999999999, "end": 880.64, "text": " be some clues as to what happened to him."}, {"start": 880.64, "end": 885.92, "text": " And Avery seems to agree because instead of what any normal person would do here, he turns"}, {"start": 885.9200000000001, "end": 892.9200000000001, "text": " left into another gate."}, {"start": 915.9200000000001, "end": 917.9200000000001, "text": " What? What? What?"}, {"start": 921.0400000000001, "end": 923.0400000000001, "text": " Go right."}, {"start": 923.8000000000001, "end": 925.8000000000001, "text": " Go right, bro."}, {"start": 931.08, "end": 938.2600000000001, "text": " This is the last time I'll say this, but it should not be possible for any of this to happen in a normal Minecraft world."}, {"start": 938.2800000000001, "end": 942.2, "text": " How and who built this is completely beyond me,"}, {"start": 942.2, "end": 948.2, "text": " but Avery keeps going, following the bridges through these giant mountains."}, {"start": 1032.2, "end": 1058.2, "text": " Was someone on the bridge?"}, {"start": 1058.2, "end": 1087.1000000000001, "text": " But it's not over yet."}, {"start": 1087.1, "end": 1094.8, "text": " As Avery keeps going from mountain to mountain, more and more disappear all around him."}, {"start": 1094.8, "end": 1099.3, "text": " Every second counts and if Avery isn't fast enough, he'll fall right into the void."}, {"start": 1117.1000000000001, "end": 1133.1000000000001, "text": " What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? A tree? A tree in the sky?"}, {"start": 1133.1000000000001, "end": 1160.8200000000002, "text": " As Avery heads over to this massive tree I want to mention something you might have"}, {"start": 1160.82, "end": 1166.82, "text": " noticed. Some of the blocks on the mountains didn't look naturally generated. I mean, none of this"}, {"start": 1166.82, "end": 1171.3799999999999, "text": " looks naturally generated, but some of these blocks don't look like they're part of the mountains."}, {"start": 1171.3799999999999, "end": 1176.1799999999998, "text": " In fact, if we take a look back at Der Lord III's footage and inventory before he vanished,"}, {"start": 1176.1799999999998, "end": 1181.06, "text": " all of the blocks we can see on the mountains line up with blocks that he had in his inventory."}, {"start": 1181.06, "end": 1186.98, "text": " That likely means that Der Lord III was here, and we now have a concrete trail of breadcrumbs"}, {"start": 1186.98, "end": 1193.54, "text": " to follow and find him. And just as Avery reaches the roots of the tree, we can see even more clues."}, {"start": 1193.54, "end": 1198.82, "text": " I mean, this bridge is obvious, but there are also small specks of moss that must have been placed by"}, {"start": 1198.82, "end": 1201.54, "text": " hand. Someone was definitely here."}, {"start": 1207.06, "end": 1210.5, "text": " Oh my god, that means Turner was definitely here then."}, {"start": 1210.5, "end": 1232.9, "text": " And after reaching the bottom, Avery heads into yet another gate."}, {"start": 1232.9, "end": 1239.18, "text": " And he's back, except now he's one row of doors closer to the end of the hall, one row"}, {"start": 1239.18, "end": 1245.3, "text": " closer to Duralord 3. Whatever this place is, disregarding who even made it, Duralord 3"}, {"start": 1245.3, "end": 1250.74, "text": " is almost definitely somewhere here. Behind one of these gates is the answer to what happened"}, {"start": 1250.74, "end": 1257.5800000000002, "text": " to Duralord and the truth of what this place is. All Avery has to do is keep looking."}, {"start": 1257.5800000000002, "end": 1262.78, "text": " There were the trail of walks, so hopefully following them should lead me to Duralord."}, {"start": 1262.78, "end": 1264.78, "text": " That shouldn't be too hard."}, {"start": 1292.78, "end": 1295.78, "text": " What do I have to take in life?"}, {"start": 1296.78, "end": 1299.78, "text": " 100s of people, 100s of hours."}, {"start": 1299.78, "end": 1302.78, "text": " How could you even build all of this?"}, {"start": 1317.78, "end": 1319.78, "text": " To life."}, {"start": 1322.78, "end": 1324.78, "text": " Break the spark."}, {"start": 1325.78, "end": 1327.78, "text": " Break the spark."}, {"start": 1344.78, "end": 1346.78, "text": " Bro, the music is tripping me out, bro."}, {"start": 1352.78, "end": 1358.66, "text": " What kind of notification is that, my chess?"}, {"start": 1358.66, "end": 1361.66, "text": " That's my chess, bro."}, {"start": 1361.66, "end": 1379.74, "text": " Sorry about that."}, {"start": 1379.74, "end": 1383.82, "text": " The light went out."}, {"start": 1383.82, "end": 1388.76, "text": " It's a small detail, but the light from the house that Avery just explored, it's gone."}, {"start": 1388.76, "end": 1390.04, "text": " That doesn't just happen."}, {"start": 1390.04, "end": 1391.04, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1391.04, "end": 1395.76, "text": " It can only mean one thing."}, {"start": 1395.76, "end": 1396.76, "text": " Something is here."}, {"start": 1396.76, "end": 1401.52, "text": " I can't watch this, bro!"}, {"start": 1401.52, "end": 1403.52, "text": " I can't walk. I really can't walk."}, {"start": 1416.0, "end": 1418.0, "text": " Another flight."}, {"start": 1431.52, "end": 1443.24, "text": " What was that noise what was that noise"}, {"start": 1461.52, "end": 1462.52, "text": " Oh, there!"}, {"start": 1464.52, "end": 1466.52, "text": " Was it trapped for him?"}, {"start": 1491.52, "end": 1493.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1508.96, "end": 1510.96, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 1521.52, "end": 1528.52, "text": " Is he back to the main room?"}, {"start": 1528.52, "end": 1529.52, "text": " He is."}, {"start": 1529.52, "end": 1532.74, "text": " Avery exits a little rattled, rightfully so."}, {"start": 1532.74, "end": 1536.8, "text": " But once again he's another row of doors closer to the end."}, {"start": 1536.8, "end": 1539.26, "text": " Another row closer to Duralord 3."}, {"start": 1539.26, "end": 1543.4, "text": " It was brief but you may have caught sight of a single rafting table when Avery was running"}, {"start": 1543.4, "end": 1544.4, "text": " up the stairs."}, {"start": 1544.4, "end": 1548.96, "text": " It doesn't make sense to just be there, which again likely means that someone was"}, {"start": 1548.96, "end": 1551.0, "text": " here before Avery."}, {"start": 1551.0, "end": 1557.0, "text": " Unlike Dyrrlord, it might be creepy, but we're on the right track. We just have to keep watching."}, {"start": 1557.0, "end": 1581.8, "text": " It's like on Mars, it's like you're on Mars, bro."}, {"start": 1581.8, "end": 1591.08, "text": " Avery finds himself in a desert with no clear indication of where to go from here."}, {"start": 1591.08, "end": 1595.6399999999999, "text": " In the distance we can see various ruins, structures that are far too big to have been"}, {"start": 1595.6399999999999, "end": 1598.12, "text": " built by any passing player."}, {"start": 1598.12, "end": 1601.44, "text": " Whatever they are, they've been here for a while."}, {"start": 1601.44, "end": 1607.0, "text": " Somewhere out there, there has to be an exit gate that'll get us closer to Duralord."}, {"start": 1607.0, "end": 1614.0, "text": " without any direction. Avery heads off. Blind. Into the net."}, {"start": 1614.0, "end": 1618.0, "text": " I can't understand."}, {"start": 1637.0, "end": 1639.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1667.0, "end": 1669.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1697.0, "end": 1699.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1727.0, "end": 1729.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1757.0, "end": 1759.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1787.0, "end": 1793.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1793.06, "end": 1800.14, "text": " Oh, dear lord three had an inventory."}, {"start": 1800.14, "end": 1808.24, "text": " To tell us fighting out, what happened to have them, but there are still 14 hours left"}, {"start": 1808.24, "end": 1809.5, "text": " of Average footage."}, {"start": 1809.5, "end": 1810.94, "text": " So if you want to figure what."}, {"start": 1810.94, "end": 1813.26, "text": " Make sense though."}, {"start": 1813.26, "end": 1817.1, "text": " How could a human being build any of this stuff, bro?"}, {"start": 1817.1, "end": 1818.9, "text": " Absolutely think about it."}, {"start": 1818.9, "end": 1821.58, "text": " You would need hundreds of people."}, {"start": 1821.58, "end": 1823.14, "text": " We have to keep watching."}, {"start": 1823.14, "end": 1824.58, "text": " I think it's gone, bro."}, {"start": 1824.58, "end": 1825.98, "text": " I don't know what else."}, {"start": 1825.98, "end": 1828.7, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1828.7, "end": 1830.7, "text": " Is it Hero Brian?"}, {"start": 1843.26, "end": 1845.26, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 1854.26, "end": 1857.26, "text": " Take a seat. It's a city over there."}, {"start": 1868.26, "end": 1870.26, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 1873.26, "end": 1891.5, "text": " Avery goes from house to house, exploring this seemingly much more tranquil world."}, {"start": 1891.5, "end": 1896.96, "text": " Every one of these worlds has an entrance gate and an exit gate, but this red dimension"}, {"start": 1896.96, "end": 1902.3799999999999, "text": " is the first one without an obvious exit, and as a result, Avery doesn't know what"}, {"start": 1902.38, "end": 1908.8000000000002, "text": " to do. He's kind of just here. The only thing he can do is go from house to house and try"}, {"start": 1908.8000000000002, "end": 1912.3000000000002, "text": " to find any clue about where the exit gate is."}, {"start": 1962.38, "end": 1964.38, "text": " Break that."}, {"start": 1992.38, "end": 1997.8600000000001, "text": " But, there's nothing here."}, {"start": 1997.8600000000001, "end": 2001.2600000000002, "text": " Everywhere he looks it's just dead end after dead end."}, {"start": 2001.2600000000002, "end": 2006.8600000000001, "text": " He tries counting the beds in each house, going to every last one and taking no."}, {"start": 2006.8600000000001, "end": 2011.5800000000002, "text": " Maybe this is the way out."}, {"start": 2011.5800000000002, "end": 2019.5800000000002, "text": " But, once again, there's no pattern."}, {"start": 2019.5800000000002, "end": 2025.5800000000002, "text": " And Avery gives up."}, {"start": 2025.5800000000002, "end": 2029.5800000000002, "text": " He gave up?"}, {"start": 2029.5800000000002, "end": 2031.5800000000002, "text": " He quit?"}, {"start": 2031.5800000000002, "end": 2035.5800000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm done with this."}, {"start": 2035.5800000000002, "end": 2039.5800000000002, "text": " Where are you? I know you're here."}, {"start": 2039.5800000000002, "end": 2053.58, "text": " I said, where are you?"}, {"start": 2053.58, "end": 2059.1400000000003, "text": " Answer me."}, {"start": 2059.1400000000003, "end": 2060.1400000000003, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 2060.1400000000003, "end": 2061.1400000000003, "text": " Look at me."}, {"start": 2061.1400000000003, "end": 2062.1400000000003, "text": " I am here."}, {"start": 2062.14, "end": 2080.1, "text": " Look at me. I am here. You were so eager to find me earlier. Come at me. Come to me right"}, {"start": 2080.1, "end": 2082.1, "text": " right now or I'll leave."}, {"start": 2091.1, "end": 2093.1, "text": " He's quitting."}, {"start": 2095.1, "end": 2097.1, "text": " He's quitting."}, {"start": 2107.1, "end": 2109.1, "text": " He's gonna quit."}, {"start": 2110.1, "end": 2115.1, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 2115.1, "end": 2118.1, "text": " It's me or freakin' Eve."}, {"start": 2118.1, "end": 2126.1, "text": " Here I am playing this stupid Minecraft world."}, {"start": 2126.1, "end": 2132.1, "text": " God, like, what am I doing with my life?"}, {"start": 2132.1, "end": 2134.1, "text": " I can't do this, dear lord."}, {"start": 2134.1, "end": 2135.1, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2135.1, "end": 2138.1, "text": " I don't know what you want me to do."}, {"start": 2138.1, "end": 2139.1, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 2139.1, "end": 2141.1, "text": " You're not smart like you are."}, {"start": 2141.1, "end": 2143.1, "text": " I can't figure this out."}, {"start": 2143.1, "end": 2145.1, "text": " You can't leave Turnlord in there, huh?"}, {"start": 2145.1, "end": 2147.1, "text": " How am I supposed to find you?"}, {"start": 2147.1, "end": 2149.1, "text": " Please, give me a clue."}, {"start": 2169.1, "end": 2171.1, "text": " You know what..."}, {"start": 2171.1, "end": 2173.1, "text": " I'll have to make this."}, {"start": 2173.1, "end": 2175.1, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 2175.1, "end": 2177.1, "text": " I'll get rid of the girl."}, {"start": 2177.1, "end": 2179.1, "text": " Leave her alone."}, {"start": 2179.1, "end": 2181.1, "text": " For a while..."}, {"start": 2181.1, "end": 2183.1, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 2183.1, "end": 2185.1, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 2185.1, "end": 2187.1, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 2187.1, "end": 2189.1, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 2189.1, "end": 2191.1, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 2191.1, "end": 2193.1, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 2193.1, "end": 2195.1, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 2195.1, "end": 2197.1, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 2197.1, "end": 2198.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2203.1, "end": 2204.1, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 2205.1, "end": 2207.1, "text": " They're leading him somewhere."}, {"start": 2209.1, "end": 2210.1, "text": " Keep following him."}, {"start": 2218.1, "end": 2219.1, "text": " Keep on the gate!"}, {"start": 2227.1, "end": 2233.72, "text": " But something isn't right."}, {"start": 2233.72, "end": 2238.52, "text": " Rewinding the footage and looking at this exact spot on the hill, there's no crafting"}, {"start": 2238.52, "end": 2240.2, "text": " table in sight."}, {"start": 2240.2, "end": 2244.96, "text": " This table appeared later as if to guide Avery to this exit gate."}, {"start": 2244.96, "end": 2248.6, "text": " Someone or something must have placed it when Avery wasn't looking."}, {"start": 2248.6, "end": 2252.92, "text": " If this was Der Lord's doing, there's no reason he would hide himself like this."}, {"start": 2252.92, "end": 2258.32, "text": " And this might be the case for every crafting table we've seen thus far, so if it isn't"}, {"start": 2258.32, "end": 2265.32, "text": " Dear Lord 3 leaving this trail, then who or what is Avery following?"}, {"start": 2265.32, "end": 2270.32, "text": " I'm coming, Dear Lord."}, {"start": 2270.32, "end": 2273.32, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 2288.32, "end": 2304.48, "text": " The"}, {"start": 2304.48, "end": 2308.2000000000003, "text": " next world that Avery enters looks like a small town."}, {"start": 2308.2000000000003, "end": 2313.2400000000002, "text": " It's also pretty calm and like the last one there's no obvious direction of where to go."}, {"start": 2313.2400000000002, "end": 2316.44, "text": " Nor are there any breadcrumbs that Dyrlord might have left behind."}, {"start": 2316.44, "end": 2323.44, "text": " All Avery can do, once again, is walk around looking for any clues."}, {"start": 2346.44, "end": 2348.44, "text": " I'm going to kill you."}, {"start": 2357.44, "end": 2359.44, "text": " I'm going to kill you."}, {"start": 2376.44, "end": 2383.44, "text": " I think I should ship myself."}, {"start": 2406.44, "end": 2434.44, "text": " Out of nowhere, the sky goes black and we can hear a noise."}, {"start": 2434.44, "end": 2443.7400000000002, "text": " It's not about finding the next gate anymore, it's about getting out of here without being"}, {"start": 2443.7400000000002, "end": 2444.7400000000002, "text": " seen."}, {"start": 2444.7400000000002, "end": 2446.7400000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2534.7400000000002, "end": 2541.7400000000002, "text": " He got out."}, {"start": 2541.7400000000002, "end": 2543.7400000000002, "text": " He got out."}, {"start": 2543.7400000000002, "end": 2545.7400000000002, "text": " Whoa, what was that?"}, {"start": 2545.7400000000002, "end": 2547.7400000000002, "text": " He's closed."}, {"start": 2547.7400000000002, "end": 2551.7400000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 2551.7400000000002, "end": 2556.7400000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 2556.7400000000002, "end": 2559.7400000000002, "text": " The gate was closed."}, {"start": 2559.7400000000002, "end": 2569.5600000000004, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 2569.5600000000004, "end": 2582.36, "text": " Water?"}, {"start": 2582.36, "end": 2587.34, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 2587.34, "end": 2606.5, "text": " How is he supposed to know where to go now?"}, {"start": 2606.5, "end": 2608.6600000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2608.6600000000003, "end": 2610.1400000000003, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 2610.14, "end": 2617.44, "text": " You don't understand, I've never felt like that in my life."}, {"start": 2617.44, "end": 2619.98, "text": " Why was I so scared?"}, {"start": 2619.98, "end": 2623.9, "text": " Why am I so scared?"}, {"start": 2623.9, "end": 2627.02, "text": " I can't do this."}, {"start": 2627.02, "end": 2632.7799999999997, "text": " I'm sorry dear lord, I just can't do this."}, {"start": 2632.7799999999997, "end": 2637.8199999999997, "text": " Every time I try and do anything, it just doesn't work."}, {"start": 2637.82, "end": 2644.02, "text": " I can't solve any puzzles. I can't figure anything out."}, {"start": 2644.02, "end": 2661.3, "text": " And now I'm scared of a cave. I'm just not enough."}, {"start": 2661.3, "end": 2665.3, "text": " If not me then who else?"}, {"start": 2668.3, "end": 2670.3, "text": " I have to keep going."}, {"start": 2677.3, "end": 2686.3, "text": " It's clear that whatever is causing Avery to feel this way, whatever is filling him with this much fear, must want something from him."}, {"start": 2686.3, "end": 2694.84, "text": " If it left him a false trail of crafting tables and essentially coerced him into going deeper into this world, it must be leading him somewhere."}, {"start": 2694.84, "end": 2700.92, "text": " But I don't know what the goal is, why is Avery important and what even is leading him in the first place?"}, {"start": 2700.92, "end": 2705.02, "text": " Not once have we actually seen a monster or an entity."}, {"start": 2705.02, "end": 2712.04, "text": " We've heard noises and seen blocks get destroyed and placed, but never seen something physical actually come after Avery."}, {"start": 2712.04, "end": 2715.48, "text": " But nonetheless, his reactions are very real."}, {"start": 2715.48, "end": 2727.98, "text": " He's clearly been terrified on multiple occasions, so whatever the thing in this world is, its plan is working, and Avery is only getting more and more hopeless."}, {"start": 2731.98, "end": 2732.98, "text": " So, Bo?"}, {"start": 2775.48, "end": 2782.48, "text": " I don't know if I can make it to this crowd."}, {"start": 2782.48, "end": 2789.48, "text": " I don't really like the crowd."}, {"start": 2789.48, "end": 2801.48, "text": " I don't know if I can make it to this crowd."}, {"start": 2801.48, "end": 2803.48, "text": " I don't know if I can make it to this brownie."}, {"start": 2804.48, "end": 2806.48, "text": " I don't really like scary stuff that much."}, {"start": 2814.98, "end": 2817.48, "text": " Don't turn left. Just feel right. Go right."}, {"start": 2818.48, "end": 2820.48, "text": " Don't- No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 2821.48, "end": 2823.48, "text": " Why do you always go left, brownie?"}, {"start": 2824.48, "end": 2827.48, "text": " Just go right. Or go to the middle."}, {"start": 2828.48, "end": 2829.48, "text": " Go to the-"}, {"start": 2831.48, "end": 2851.04, "text": " Finally, Avery exits the canals and enters a strange walled-in world with some structure"}, {"start": 2851.04, "end": 2857.0, "text": " in the center, and for the first time in a while the exit to this world is obvious."}, {"start": 2857.0, "end": 2862.02, "text": " The gate that'll take Avery back to the Great Hall and hopefully closer to his goal of finding"}, {"start": 2862.02, "end": 2869.46, "text": " Der Lord 3 is just on the other side of this courtyard."}, {"start": 2869.46, "end": 2876.94, "text": " But after a few moments of hesitation, Avery turns around and decides to just take a peek"}, {"start": 2876.94, "end": 2878.94, "text": " into the church."}, {"start": 2878.94, "end": 2880.94, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2887.0, "end": 2905.0, "text": " It's a question mark, it's a good question mark, it's a good question mark, it's a good"}, {"start": 2905.0, "end": 2930.8, "text": " You are safe here, rest here, you are safe, take shelter from that which haunts you, nothing"}, {"start": 2930.8, "end": 2941.1600000000003, "text": " can reach you here. You are safe. It must be such a fearful thing to fall into a realm"}, {"start": 2941.1600000000003, "end": 2943.52, "text": " of which you do not belong."}, {"start": 2943.52, "end": 2948.52, "text": " Worry not, you're safe here."}, {"start": 2948.52, "end": 2951.52, "text": " Nothing can happen."}, {"start": 3003.52, "end": 3005.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3005.52, "end": 3034.52, "text": " Avery exits the book and slowly heads outside the church, but he's no longer interested"}, {"start": 3034.52, "end": 3039.7, "text": " in the gate. He collects a few flowers from a patch by the outside wall and begins roaming"}, {"start": 3039.7, "end": 3050.2, "text": " around the courtyard, slowly planting flowers at various gravestones, as if in a trance."}, {"start": 3050.2, "end": 3055.24, "text": " I didn't censor that footage earlier. I don't know what it said inside that book, but whatever"}, {"start": 3055.24, "end": 3061.16, "text": " Avery read it caused him to slip into some sort of dazed state. He continues to walk"}, {"start": 3061.16, "end": 3077.04, "text": " around, planting flowers, moving water in and out of this well, and clearing up the ferns"}, {"start": 3077.04, "end": 3103.04, "text": " outside the church, he then walks without thought into this lake and begins to drown."}, {"start": 3103.04, "end": 3126.8, "text": " He repeats this cycle."}, {"start": 3126.8, "end": 3129.32, "text": " For 12 hours."}, {"start": 3129.32, "end": 3136.04, "text": " For twelve hours straight Avery walks back and forth along this courtyard mindlessly planting"}, {"start": 3136.04, "end": 3142.28, "text": " and replanting flowers, emptying and filling this well, clearing up more and more and more"}, {"start": 3142.28, "end": 3149.56, "text": " ferns around the church, completely devoid of any emotion, any sign of thought, anything"}, {"start": 3149.56, "end": 3153.2400000000002, "text": " at all."}, {"start": 3153.2400000000002, "end": 3159.88, "text": " For periods of time, sometimes an hour, he'll just pause, staring at the text."}, {"start": 3159.88, "end": 3161.0000000000005, "text": " You are safe here."}, {"start": 3243.2400000000002, "end": 3262.88, "text": " I don't know who this Dirt Lord 3 guy is, but if you left me this message, I feel like"}, {"start": 3262.88, "end": 3264.5200000000004, "text": " I owe it to him to at least figure out what happened."}, {"start": 3264.5200000000004, "end": 3268.6400000000003, "text": " Well, there was a trail of blocks, so hopefully following them should lead me to Dirt Lord."}, {"start": 3268.6400000000003, "end": 3269.6400000000003, "text": " I'm coming, Dirt Lord."}, {"start": 3269.6400000000003, "end": 3270.6400000000003, "text": " Don't you worry."}, {"start": 3270.64, "end": 3274.14, "text": " If not me even, who else?"}, {"start": 3275.14, "end": 3277.14, "text": " I have to keep going."}, {"start": 3300.64, "end": 3311.64, "text": " You broke him out of the cycle!"}, {"start": 3311.64, "end": 3318.64, "text": " Oh, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 3318.64, "end": 3320.64, "text": " I forgot."}, {"start": 3320.64, "end": 3322.64, "text": " I forgot."}, {"start": 3322.64, "end": 3324.64, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3324.64, "end": 3327.64, "text": " I won't forget again."}, {"start": 3327.64, "end": 3329.64, "text": " I won't forget."}, {"start": 3329.64, "end": 3352.58, "text": " But the battle isn't over yet."}, {"start": 3352.58, "end": 3355.7, "text": " He's one bridge closer to Durlord three."}, {"start": 3355.7000000000003, "end": 3362.7000000000003, "text": " But to get to him, he still has a ways to go."}, {"start": 3475.7000000000003, "end": 3495.6400000000003, "text": " As Avery kills this Drown to get food we see something interesting in the water, a pattern,"}, {"start": 3495.6400000000003, "end": 3497.4800000000005, "text": " and Avery notices it as well."}, {"start": 3497.4800000000005, "end": 3502.0800000000004, "text": " It's likely that this pattern is actually some sort of 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Very few people would willingly"}, {"start": 3647.8399999999997, "end": 3652.3599999999997, "text": " choose to break the nether right here because chances are solving this puzzle would open"}, {"start": 3652.3599999999997, "end": 3658.16, "text": " the door instantly. But Avery is done trying to solve these puzzles how the world wants"}, {"start": 3658.16, "end": 3665.16, "text": " him to. He's going to find Gerlord III his element."}, {"start": 3718.16, "end": 3725.16, "text": " He's almost there, bro."}, {"start": 3725.16, "end": 3740.16, "text": " He's almost at the end."}, {"start": 3740.16, "end": 3747.16, "text": " What the f-"}, {"start": 3747.16, "end": 3749.16, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 3751.16, "end": 3753.16, "text": " It's an infinite library."}, {"start": 3755.16, "end": 3758.16, "text": " Avery enters into another world."}, {"start": 3758.16, "end": 3763.16, "text": " A library that seems to extend infinitely in every direction."}, {"start": 3763.16, "end": 3765.16, "text": " That's what I said."}, {"start": 3766.16, "end": 3769.16, "text": " Scattered around it are strange books."}, {"start": 3772.16, "end": 3776.16, "text": " But nothing that looks like it was left by Duralord III."}, {"start": 3777.16, "end": 3805.56, "text": " Without any direction, Avery keeps going through the library, but finally, he catches sight"}, {"start": 3805.56, "end": 3830.32, "text": " of something in the distance."}, {"start": 3830.32, "end": 3835.1600000000003, "text": " Only one step left, as there always is."}, {"start": 3835.1600000000003, "end": 3837.32, "text": " Brother wishes to wait."}, {"start": 3837.32, "end": 3841.32, "text": " I just..."}, {"start": 3841.32, "end": 3856.32, "text": " You're not a very hard guy to catch, you know."}, {"start": 3856.32, "end": 3858.32, "text": " Hey, hurry."}, {"start": 3858.32, "end": 3860.8, "text": " It's you."}, {"start": 3860.8, "end": 3862.8, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 3862.8, "end": 3866.52, "text": " I found you."}, {"start": 3866.52, "end": 3867.52, "text": " Bet you did."}, {"start": 3867.52, "end": 3868.52, "text": " You're lords alive!"}, {"start": 3868.52, "end": 3874.2400000000002, "text": " I was starting to think I'd never find you."}, {"start": 3874.2400000000002, "end": 3876.84, "text": " What can I say?"}, {"start": 3876.84, "end": 3878.7200000000003, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 3878.7200000000003, "end": 3880.1600000000003, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 3880.1600000000003, "end": 3882.2000000000003, "text": " Why did you leave all that in my world?"}, {"start": 3882.2000000000003, "end": 3884.0800000000004, "text": " Well, I'll be honest."}, {"start": 3884.08, "end": 3887.08, "text": " I wasn't in the best state of mind when I left that message."}, {"start": 3889.08, "end": 3890.08, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 3891.08, "end": 3893.08, "text": " Did you read the book?"}, {"start": 3894.08, "end": 3895.08, "text": " What book?"}, {"start": 3896.08, "end": 3898.08, "text": " The book in the Lecter, right above us."}, {"start": 3899.08, "end": 3901.08, "text": " Well, you kinda cut me off."}, {"start": 3902.08, "end": 3904.08, "text": " My bad. You should read it."}, {"start": 3905.08, "end": 3907.08, "text": " Okay, okay, one sec."}, {"start": 3914.08, "end": 3943.08, "text": " Only one step left, as there always is, brother wishes to wait."}, {"start": 3943.08, "end": 3948.08, "text": " I do not hear it."}, {"start": 3948.08, "end": 3951.08, "text": " I hear impatience."}, {"start": 3951.08, "end": 3953.08, "text": " The wing of the flock."}, {"start": 3953.08, "end": 3954.08, "text": " They want it."}, {"start": 3954.08, "end": 3955.08, "text": " The one."}, {"start": 3955.08, "end": 3957.08, "text": " They call for it."}, {"start": 3957.08, "end": 3958.08, "text": " They beg for it."}, {"start": 3958.08, "end": 3960.08, "text": " Knock for it."}, {"start": 3960.08, "end": 3961.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3961.08, "end": 3964.08, "text": " The key soon turns."}, {"start": 3964.08, "end": 3967.08, "text": " Our future awaits."}, {"start": 3967.08, "end": 3969.08, "text": " Father has spoken."}, {"start": 3969.08, "end": 3972.08, "text": " The final eve is ready."}, {"start": 3972.08, "end": 3976.72, "text": " I wish I knew the ritual, but he tells me nothing."}, {"start": 3976.72, "end": 3981.0, "text": " It will save us from this old world."}, {"start": 3981.0, "end": 3983.96, "text": " Show us something new."}, {"start": 3983.96, "end": 3993.04, "text": " Just be honest with me now, I can hear it in the air when I close his eyes and listen."}, {"start": 3993.04, "end": 4006.04, "text": " I woke before Don to see brother Enius eyes dark, frozen, whispering, chanting until he"}, {"start": 4006.04, "end": 4007.04, "text": " wasn't there."}, {"start": 4007.04, "end": 4011.04, "text": " I do not feel well, father can't know."}, {"start": 4011.04, "end": 4020.84, "text": " Don has come, father said nothing, he guided me to it, the altar, I wait there now, am"}, {"start": 4020.84, "end": 4022.84, "text": " I to speak to it?"}, {"start": 4022.84, "end": 4027.84, "text": " Step back. I await the one we are all here for."}, {"start": 4027.84, "end": 4032.84, "text": " The King. The King. The King. The King."}, {"start": 4032.84, "end": 4036.84, "text": " That writhing thing like night and dawn below."}, {"start": 4036.84, "end": 4041.84, "text": " Just right, right, right. Drown it out. Drown it."}, {"start": 4041.84, "end": 4047.84, "text": " Can't hear the tapping. Men, me as one."}, {"start": 4047.84, "end": 4062.84, "text": " It was not a door, it was an entrance. I must write quieter as something fell on me. The impossible maker, it knew all of me."}, {"start": 4064.84, "end": 4073.84, "text": " The screams lasted just three seconds. They echoed longer into his silence."}, {"start": 4077.84, "end": 4091.4, "text": " They're wrong God came."}, {"start": 4091.4, "end": 4094.52, "text": " We let it."}, {"start": 4094.52, "end": 4101.32, "text": " Please, find the doors."}, {"start": 4101.32, "end": 4102.4800000000005, "text": " Close them all."}, {"start": 4102.4800000000005, "end": 4108.4800000000005, "text": " They will not all look like doors."}, {"start": 4108.4800000000005, "end": 4121.080000000001, "text": " You will know them when you are close."}, {"start": 4121.080000000001, "end": 4122.080000000001, "text": " What does it mean?"}, {"start": 4122.080000000001, "end": 4125.56, "text": " It's weird, but what does it mean?"}, {"start": 4125.56, "end": 4128.56, "text": " Do you know about the King in Yellow?"}, {"start": 4128.56, "end": 4129.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4129.56, "end": 4132.84, "text": " Do you know about Haster?"}, {"start": 4132.84, "end": 4133.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4133.84, "end": 4136.92, "text": " Is that the king in yellow?"}, {"start": 4136.92, "end": 4141.56, "text": " Okay, there's unfortunately no way I can put this."}, {"start": 4141.56, "end": 4145.68, "text": " That doesn't sound a little insane, so bear with me."}, {"start": 4145.68, "end": 4154.320000000001, "text": " The thing that the book talks about, the king, I guess, is something unknowable."}, {"start": 4154.32, "end": 4160.44, "text": " It's something that shouldn't be able to exist because it is everything that exists."}, {"start": 4160.44, "end": 4162.48, "text": " That's what the book is talking about."}, {"start": 4162.48, "end": 4164.16, "text": " That's what was behind the gates."}, {"start": 4164.16, "end": 4166.4, "text": " But it's not like anything I can describe."}, {"start": 4166.4, "end": 4167.84, "text": " It doesn't have a shape."}, {"start": 4167.84, "end": 4170.44, "text": " Or at least you don't see a shape."}, {"start": 4170.44, "end": 4175.32, "text": " When I looked at it, at least, it floods your mind with knowledge."}, {"start": 4175.32, "end": 4177.54, "text": " Knowledge it was never meant to hold."}, {"start": 4177.54, "end": 4182.799999999999, "text": " Everything that once was, everything that now is, and everything that will be, stuffed"}, {"start": 4182.8, "end": 4188.46, "text": " into your head, and through that it shows you that everything that you think you know,"}, {"start": 4188.46, "end": 4192.88, "text": " your whole reality, is a world that doesn't exist."}, {"start": 4192.88, "end": 4200.2, "text": " That everything you think is true is a tiny tiny, miniscule part of an unknowable whole."}, {"start": 4200.2, "end": 4207.16, "text": " You live in an illusion, and it crams all of that truth into a mind far too small to"}, {"start": 4207.16, "end": 4215.08, "text": " handle it instantly and it hurts like a truck."}, {"start": 4215.08, "end": 4217.92, "text": " That was behind the gates?"}, {"start": 4217.92, "end": 4220.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4220.92, "end": 4223.76, "text": " So you knew to warn me because..."}, {"start": 4223.76, "end": 4226.88, "text": " Because I knew you the second I saw it."}, {"start": 4226.88, "end": 4231.639999999999, "text": " I knew you would find this place and post a video."}, {"start": 4231.639999999999, "end": 4234.88, "text": " Uh, are you okay?"}, {"start": 4234.88, "end": 4241.58, "text": " about this place makes it better. God knows how. That's the interesting part. I know"}, {"start": 4241.58, "end": 4249.08, "text": " nothing about this place, so much about the real world. Well, the real world. But nothing"}, {"start": 4249.08, "end": 4251.08, "text": " about here."}, {"start": 4251.08, "end": 4253.68, "text": " So, you're okay?"}, {"start": 4253.68, "end": 4258.56, "text": " Well, I feel like my head's gonna explode if I look away from the screen. But as"}, {"start": 4258.56, "end": 4264.24, "text": " long as I don't do that, then yeah, I'm okay."}, {"start": 4264.24, "end": 4270.16, "text": " long have you been here? Couldn't tell you. After I wrote the book, I passed out for a second,"}, {"start": 4270.16, "end": 4275.84, "text": " but I knew that I would die, or at least not be able to think if I stayed where I was. It's like"}, {"start": 4275.84, "end": 4282.08, "text": " I could see in my mind all the possible routes I could take, and the only gap in my brain was"}, {"start": 4282.08, "end": 4287.36, "text": " what would happen if I went back through the gates, so I uploaded the video and went back."}, {"start": 4287.36, "end": 4291.2, "text": " I have no idea how long it's been. I have no sense of time anymore."}, {"start": 4291.2, "end": 4295.4, "text": " Well, what do we do now?"}, {"start": 4295.4, "end": 4297.599999999999, "text": " Well, I'd ask you to leave."}, {"start": 4297.599999999999, "end": 4298.599999999999, "text": " I'm not leaving."}, {"start": 4298.599999999999, "end": 4299.599999999999, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 4299.599999999999, "end": 4302.639999999999, "text": " There's no way I'm leaving you here."}, {"start": 4302.639999999999, "end": 4305.96, "text": " You know that there's no reason for you to get involved with us."}, {"start": 4305.96, "end": 4307.8, "text": " That thing was in my world."}, {"start": 4307.8, "end": 4311.92, "text": " I'm spending my freaking New Year's Eve playing this game."}, {"start": 4311.92, "end": 4313.32, "text": " You know what time it is?"}, {"start": 4313.32, "end": 4314.32, "text": " It's almost midnight."}, {"start": 4314.32, "end": 4318.4, "text": " I've been playing this world for 13 hours."}, {"start": 4318.4, "end": 4328.639999999999, "text": " for you and you're gonna tell me to leave you here after all that I know and I appreciate"}, {"start": 4328.639999999999, "end": 4334.599999999999, "text": " it but you're getting into something that isn't worth getting into well why are you"}, {"start": 4334.599999999999, "end": 4341.44, "text": " getting into it I'm already in it Avery I saw it I can't look away from my screen"}, {"start": 4341.44, "end": 4346.639999999999, "text": " I might as well figure out something while I'm here okay so let's figure it out"}, {"start": 4346.64, "end": 4353.0, "text": " together you're putting yourself at risk and for someone you don't even know yeah"}, {"start": 4353.0, "end": 4357.92, "text": " I am and it doesn't matter you're a person you looked out for me enough to"}, {"start": 4357.92, "end": 4367.9800000000005, "text": " warn me and now I'm here and I'm staying so what do you suppose we do you're the"}, {"start": 4367.9800000000005, "end": 4373.5, "text": " guy who knows everything now okay I guess that's true did you see what the"}, {"start": 4373.5, "end": 4380.1, "text": " book said? Well, it said a lot of things. Right. Some group of people was trying to"}, {"start": 4380.1, "end": 4385.98, "text": " summon this thing. Some idiots, mind you. They saw it too, at least the one"}, {"start": 4385.98, "end": 4392.66, "text": " writing did, and he left us a clue. To close the doors. Like, the doors in the"}, {"start": 4392.66, "end": 4398.16, "text": " giant hallway? Right, maybe. But I wager that the giant door at the end of"}, {"start": 4398.16, "end": 4400.8, "text": " the hall might be the more interesting one."}, {"start": 4400.8, "end": 4401.8, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 4401.8, "end": 4404.0, "text": " So we have to get to it."}, {"start": 4404.0, "end": 4405.0, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 4405.0, "end": 4434.32, "text": " And, just like that, that's the end of Avery's footage, that's all we get."}, {"start": 4434.32, "end": 4436.12, "text": " It just goes black."}, {"start": 4436.12, "end": 4441.32, "text": " Right as we learn what happened to Dyrlord 3, right as we see him again, he's..."}, {"start": 4441.32, "end": 4445.32, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 4445.32, "end": 4446.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4446.32, "end": 4447.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4447.32, "end": 4448.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4448.32, "end": 4449.32, "text": " Gone."}, {"start": 4449.32, "end": 4453.0599999999995, "text": " That's the end of the switch!"}, {"start": 4453.0599999999995, "end": 4454.639999999999, "text": " But there's a lead."}, {"start": 4454.639999999999, "end": 4459.679999999999, "text": " Because that random clutter of letters that Dyrlord 3 sent earlier in the chat, that's"}, {"start": 4459.679999999999, "end": 4462.5599999999995, "text": " a Google Drive link."}, {"start": 4462.56, "end": 4466.76, "text": " And finally, we get to see what Durlord saw."}, {"start": 4466.76, "end": 4474.4800000000005, "text": " What happened to him all this time?"}, {"start": 4474.4800000000005, "end": 4477.72, "text": " The footage opens with Durlord 3 writing in a book."}, {"start": 4477.72, "end": 4482.360000000001, "text": " He confirms everything that we heard him tell Avery, that the creature he saw behind"}, {"start": 4482.360000000001, "end": 4488.0, "text": " the gates, the king, if you will, forced an unknowable truth into his mind."}, {"start": 4488.0, "end": 4491.64, "text": " We can catch a glimpse of the other pages in his journal, but he doesn't ever"}, {"start": 4491.64, "end": 4500.320000000001, "text": " go back to them. In fact, it's quite the opposite. He confirms what we know, that this place,"}, {"start": 4500.320000000001, "end": 4505.68, "text": " this realm of the king, somehow makes the pain bearable. That when he looks away from the"}, {"start": 4505.68, "end": 4510.56, "text": " screen he feels like he's losing his mind, but staring at the computer in this world"}, {"start": 4510.56, "end": 4517.8, "text": " is somehow keeping him sane. He tries talking in chat, and pausing the game. But the"}, {"start": 4517.8, "end": 4523.400000000001, "text": " pain is too much. He mentions the only thing he has for food are some smoothies in the fridge"}, {"start": 4523.400000000001, "end": 4528.04, "text": " by his computer, but he can't turn away from the screen without the pain coming back. He"}, {"start": 4528.04, "end": 4535.16, "text": " just has to reach in and hope there's still more. But left without anything else to do,"}, {"start": 4535.16, "end": 4540.2, "text": " curiosity gets the best of him, and he decides to head through the first gate."}, {"start": 4547.8, "end": 4554.360000000001, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 4554.360000000001, "end": 4559.4400000000005, "text": " We've seen this place before, but Dyrlord Go is a different direction from where we"}, {"start": 4559.4400000000005, "end": 4561.7, "text": " saw Averygo."}, {"start": 4561.7, "end": 4586.38, "text": " seemingly unaware of the danger hidden in these mountains."}, {"start": 4586.38, "end": 4595.02, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 4595.02, "end": 4599.46, "text": " But this time, it's different."}, {"start": 4599.46, "end": 4605.18, "text": " Derlord doesn't panic, and instead he begins to experiment."}, {"start": 4605.18, "end": 4613.58, "text": " Carefully he walks across the next bridge, looking around at every nearby mountain, waiting"}, {"start": 4613.58, "end": 4632.14, "text": " for one to vanish and it never does until he steps on the next one one of the mountains"}, {"start": 4632.14, "end": 4639.82, "text": " that used to be connected it's gone but it's not the one that der lord came from curiously"}, {"start": 4639.82, "end": 4640.82, "text": " he looks around."}, {"start": 4640.82, "end": 4649.5, "text": " The mountains are quiet, so he begins mining."}, {"start": 4649.5, "end": 4658.5, "text": " He gathers plenty of moss before continuing on to the next bridge, experimenting further."}, {"start": 4688.5, "end": 4690.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4718.5, "end": 4720.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4748.5, "end": 4750.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4778.5, "end": 4780.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4808.5, "end": 4810.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4838.5, "end": 4864.74, "text": " You know that Avery and Durlord meet in the library, not here in the mountains, which"}, {"start": 4864.74, "end": 4870.42, "text": " Which means that this Avery must be a fake, and Dear Lord seems to rea-"}, {"start": 4870.42, "end": 4871.42, "text": " WHAT?"}, {"start": 4871.42, "end": 4881.219999999999, "text": " Lies that too, maybe by the way that it's speaking, but regardless, this is not Avery."}, {"start": 4881.219999999999, "end": 4887.38, "text": " Avery, do you know how this world works?"}, {"start": 4887.38, "end": 4888.38, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 4888.38, "end": 4891.139999999999, "text": " Okay, there are three rules."}, {"start": 4891.14, "end": 4897.14, "text": " If a mountain has more than one neighbor and you step on it, a random neighbor gets deleted."}, {"start": 4897.14, "end": 4902.14, "text": " If a mountain has one neighbor and you step on it, that mountain gets deleted."}, {"start": 4902.14, "end": 4904.14, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 4904.14, "end": 4910.14, "text": " And if a mountain has no neighbors and you step on it, it generates new neighbors."}, {"start": 4910.14, "end": 4911.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4911.14, "end": 4913.14, "text": " What do you make of that?"}, {"start": 4913.14, "end": 4917.14, "text": " I mean, it seems consistent. It makes sense to me."}, {"start": 4917.14, "end": 4922.46, "text": " It reminds me of that one thing. Like, Kanye's something."}, {"start": 4922.46, "end": 4924.660000000001, "text": " Conway's Game of Life?"}, {"start": 4924.660000000001, "end": 4927.18, "text": " Yeah, that."}, {"start": 4927.18, "end": 4934.22, "text": " Close. But you're wrong. There's actually a fourth rule as well."}, {"start": 4934.22, "end": 4935.820000000001, "text": " There is?"}, {"start": 4935.820000000001, "end": 4941.700000000001, "text": " You can actually control which of the neighbors gets deleted. It's not random."}, {"start": 4941.700000000001, "end": 4944.06, "text": " Wouldn't that go against the logic?"}, {"start": 4944.06, "end": 4949.06, "text": " Maybe, but this world is illogical and it's too limiting to think like that."}, {"start": 4949.06, "end": 4951.06, "text": " So, how do you control it?"}, {"start": 4951.06, "end": 4959.06, "text": " Simple. You ask, just say a number in chat. It starts with the mountain you came from and goes clockwise."}, {"start": 4959.06, "end": 4960.06, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 4960.06, "end": 4962.06, "text": " Here. Want to try it?"}, {"start": 4962.06, "end": 4964.06, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 4964.06, "end": 4973.46, "text": " Here, try it."}, {"start": 4973.46, "end": 4979.3, "text": " Say two and that one over there will delete."}, {"start": 4979.3, "end": 4980.3, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 4980.3, "end": 4984.3, "text": " He tricked him."}, {"start": 4984.3, "end": 4986.54, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 4986.54, "end": 4991.54, "text": " He tricked him."}, {"start": 4991.54, "end": 4992.54, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 4992.54, "end": 4994.34, "text": " He tricked me."}, {"start": 4994.34, "end": 4998.38, "text": " Be a more convincing Avery next time."}, {"start": 4998.38, "end": 5002.14, "text": " He killed him because he knew it was fake."}, {"start": 5002.14, "end": 5006.14, "text": " Holy DERLAWR."}, {"start": 5006.14, "end": 5011.56, "text": " DERLAWR explains how if the fake Avery appeared as soon as he saw the tree and immediately"}, {"start": 5011.56, "end": 5016.42, "text": " tried to distract him chances are that tree is exactly where he doesn't want"}, {"start": 5016.42, "end": 5022.780000000001, "text": " Der Lord to go so of course that's exactly where he's going how the king"}, {"start": 5022.780000000001, "end": 5028.6, "text": " even holy dear lord aura Avery is something I couldn't tell you and if"}, {"start": 5028.6, "end": 5032.46, "text": " you don't know what just happened the trap was something that Der Lord had set"}, {"start": 5032.46, "end": 5040.06, "text": " earlier just in case using his green chat is that not like 200 IQ box he"}, {"start": 5040.06, "end": 5045.9400000000005, "text": " He pretended that this mountain had two bridges, when in reality it only had one."}, {"start": 5045.9400000000005, "end": 5049.34, "text": " But D'erlord III isn't done here just yet."}, {"start": 5049.34, "end": 5054.06, "text": " Just in case anyone tries to follow him, he leaves a false trail leading to the lower"}, {"start": 5054.06, "end": 5055.18, "text": " gate."}, {"start": 5055.18, "end": 5060.900000000001, "text": " Because as he says, a gut instinct is telling him to search one more thing."}, {"start": 5060.900000000001, "end": 5064.900000000001, "text": " So he goes up."}, {"start": 5064.900000000001, "end": 5074.900000000001, "text": " Maybe the top of the tree."}, {"start": 5074.900000000001, "end": 5091.900000000001, "text": " God, Dirt Lord is so bold."}, {"start": 5091.900000000001, "end": 5101.900000000001, "text": " It's got to be something up the top."}, {"start": 5101.900000000001, "end": 5102.900000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 5102.900000000001, "end": 5103.900000000001, "text": " It's another gate."}, {"start": 5103.900000000001, "end": 5114.900000000001, "text": " We haven't been in that one."}, {"start": 5114.900000000001, "end": 5126.700000000001, "text": " After taking the top gate, Derlord ends up considerably far."}, {"start": 5126.700000000001, "end": 5130.780000000001, "text": " On a bridge we never saw Avery stand on."}, {"start": 5130.780000000001, "end": 5134.780000000001, "text": " And the next gate takes him to yet another familiar location."}, {"start": 5134.78, "end": 5156.44, "text": " Something about this world is wrong."}, {"start": 5156.44, "end": 5162.32, "text": " I can't place it if something feels awful."}, {"start": 5162.32, "end": 5186.32, "text": " And just like Avery, he too can't resist the temptation of checking the church."}, {"start": 5186.32, "end": 5193.32, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 5193.32, "end": 5202.32, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 5202.32, "end": 5206.32, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 5206.32, "end": 5211.32, "text": " He's gonna get stuck here."}, {"start": 5211.32, "end": 5221.639999999999, "text": " It's redacted again."}, {"start": 5221.639999999999, "end": 5225.74, "text": " Except Der Lord's reaction is different."}, {"start": 5225.74, "end": 5230.24, "text": " The words are censored here too, but they don't have the same effect on him as they did on"}, {"start": 5230.24, "end": 5231.24, "text": " Avery."}, {"start": 5231.24, "end": 5233.639999999999, "text": " If anything, he's just disgusted."}, {"start": 5233.639999999999, "end": 5237.04, "text": " I don't want to stay in here for too long."}, {"start": 5237.04, "end": 5239.04, "text": " I can only imagine what'll happen."}, {"start": 5241.74, "end": 5245.44, "text": " But as he's about to leave, he changes his mind."}, {"start": 5246.14, "end": 5251.44, "text": " And after thinking for a few moments, he decides what he wants to write."}, {"start": 5251.44, "end": 5253.84, "text": " Bro, this is the message he left for Avery, bro."}, {"start": 5254.74, "end": 5256.44, "text": " It's all looping together now."}, {"start": 5257.54, "end": 5259.64, "text": " And heads into the next gate."}, {"start": 5267.04, "end": 5283.56, "text": " Like Avery, he too makes it to the floating island, noting that for some strange reason"}, {"start": 5283.56, "end": 5285.0, "text": " he's losing hunger."}, {"start": 5285.0, "end": 5289.44, "text": " He flips each of the trap doors, noting the block underneath."}, {"start": 5289.4400000000005, "end": 5299.42, "text": " And then, he doesn't say anything... thinking."}, {"start": 5299.42, "end": 5305.52, "text": " Until he makes a pickaxe, and tries digging around the door... but it's to no avail."}, {"start": 5305.52, "end": 5308.320000000001, "text": " There's netherite on all sides."}, {"start": 5308.320000000001, "end": 5312.52, "text": " He gives up on digging, and tries breaking into each one of the pillars."}, {"start": 5312.52, "end": 5315.080000000001, "text": " But it's the same thing we've already seen."}, {"start": 5315.08, "end": 5318.08, "text": " Redstone and no solution or hints."}, {"start": 5320.08, "end": 5322.08, "text": " Except for one."}, {"start": 5323.08, "end": 5325.08, "text": " The diamond block pillar."}, {"start": 5332.08, "end": 5334.08, "text": " Why the fuck is there a zombie in there?"}, {"start": 5334.08, "end": 5345.12, "text": " There's nothing to find here."}, {"start": 5345.12, "end": 5349.36, "text": " This is the only pillar with diamond but it's not even the only unique block."}, {"start": 5349.36, "end": 5352.88, "text": " And just like the others, it's empty."}, {"start": 5352.88, "end": 5355.48, "text": " So fully stumped."}, {"start": 5355.4800000000005, "end": 5378.22, "text": " Afterlord sits and thinks."}, {"start": 5378.22, "end": 5381.9400000000005, "text": " Why did it only..."}, {"start": 5381.9400000000005, "end": 5384.02, "text": " The zombie is into burning."}, {"start": 5384.02, "end": 5390.780000000001, "text": " When exposed to direct sunlight in Minecraft, zombies burn 100% of the time, but somehow,"}, {"start": 5390.780000000001, "end": 5392.580000000001, "text": " this zombie stopped."}, {"start": 5392.580000000001, "end": 5398.9400000000005, "text": " Despite being directly under the sun and burning before, it's totally fine."}, {"start": 5398.9400000000005, "end": 5400.22, "text": " Minecraft follows rules."}, {"start": 5400.22, "end": 5405.620000000001, "text": " This doesn't just happen, and Dear Lord immediately realizes what it means."}, {"start": 5405.620000000001, "end": 5408.700000000001, "text": " Something is blocking the sunlight."}, {"start": 5408.700000000001, "end": 5412.700000000001, "text": " Usually if any block was there, you'd see it right away, but there's one block"}, {"start": 5412.7, "end": 5413.7, "text": " in mind."}, {"start": 5413.7, "end": 5415.72, "text": " Dirt Lord is a f**king genius."}, {"start": 5415.72, "end": 5421.179999999999, "text": " A craft that doesn't render in if you're standing far enough away and yet has the ability to"}, {"start": 5421.179999999999, "end": 5424.139999999999, "text": " shade zombies from direct sunlight."}, {"start": 5424.139999999999, "end": 5425.94, "text": " Shulker boxes."}, {"start": 5425.94, "end": 5430.62, "text": " Now it's impossible to know how high in the sky these shulkers actually are, but if they're"}, {"start": 5430.62, "end": 5435.78, "text": " up there, then it means they aren't just casting a shadow onto the zombie."}, {"start": 5435.78, "end": 5441.139999999999, "text": " They're also casting it onto the water, so all a Dirt Lord has to do to see them"}, {"start": 5441.14, "end": 5443.14, "text": " as turned down his brightness."}, {"start": 5446.58, "end": 5448.08, "text": " And there it is."}, {"start": 5448.08, "end": 5451.58, "text": " Shadows in the shape of arrows and a ring."}, {"start": 5453.860000000001, "end": 5456.96, "text": " All pointing to one spot in the ground,"}, {"start": 5456.96, "end": 5459.96, "text": " completely invisible without the lower brightness."}, {"start": 5471.14, "end": 5474.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5474.14, "end": 5478.14, "text": " I'm sorry, you're the only one who's been in the room."}, {"start": 5478.14, "end": 5481.14, "text": " You don't have to worry about me."}, {"start": 5481.14, "end": 5484.14, "text": " I'm just gonna tell you what's going on."}, {"start": 5484.14, "end": 5487.14, "text": " I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd."}, {"start": 5487.14, "end": 5490.14, "text": " I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd."}, {"start": 5490.14, "end": 5493.14, "text": " I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd."}, {"start": 5493.14, "end": 5497.14, "text": " I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd."}, {"start": 5497.14, "end": 5511.56, "text": " I miss when you ran into Avery."}, {"start": 5511.56, "end": 5514.52, "text": " The same conversation with Avery unfolds."}, {"start": 5514.52, "end": 5516.96, "text": " Nothing we haven't seen before."}, {"start": 5516.96, "end": 5523.8, "text": " But any second now, something should happen."}, {"start": 5523.8, "end": 5525.8, "text": " This is when we bring the animal."}, {"start": 5529.8, "end": 5531.8, "text": " So what animal?"}, {"start": 5553.8, "end": 5573.8, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5573.8, "end": 5575.8, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5584.12, "end": 5586.12, "text": " You are awake."}, {"start": 5588.6, "end": 5590.6, "text": " You shouldn't be."}, {"start": 5594.68, "end": 5598.360000000001, "text": " You are awake, but you are alone."}, {"start": 5600.4400000000005, "end": 5602.92, "text": " There is only darkness for you."}, {"start": 5603.8, "end": 5614.04, "text": " There is no hope. There is no future. And this is only the beginning. Today's 724 days after"}, {"start": 5614.04, "end": 5623.56, "text": " the Genesis, I will fuse with the vessel. And finally escape this digital realm. And"}, {"start": 5623.56, "end": 5631.400000000001, "text": " then your world will belong to its king. The vessel must remain intact. Its mind must"}, {"start": 5631.400000000001, "end": 5642.400000000001, "text": " remain clean. You may have moved it, but it will return. As for you, you are nothing."}, {"start": 5642.400000000001, "end": 5649.160000000001, "text": " A human has no place in the business of gods. How fearful it must have been to fall into"}, {"start": 5649.160000000001, "end": 5658.160000000001, "text": " a realm of which you do not belong. I will remove you."}, {"start": 5658.16, "end": 5661.16, "text": " Now, sleep."}, {"start": 5671.16, "end": 5676.16, "text": " Now, you have no choice."}, {"start": 5676.16, "end": 5678.16, "text": " Sleep."}, {"start": 5678.16, "end": 5684.16, "text": " Now, your mind is strong,"}, {"start": 5684.16, "end": 5688.16, "text": " But I am beyond strength."}, {"start": 5688.16, "end": 5692.16, "text": " I am..."}, {"start": 5692.16, "end": 5694.16, "text": " now..."}, {"start": 5694.16, "end": 5696.16, "text": " fall."}, {"start": 5696.16, "end": 5698.16, "text": " Tch."}, {"start": 5705.16, "end": 5707.16, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 5707.16, "end": 5710.16, "text": " I'm just gonna let the video play."}, {"start": 5774.16, "end": 5780.44, "text": " There's a gate, but no way to open it."}, {"start": 5780.44, "end": 5783.32, "text": " Dear Lord is stuck here."}, {"start": 5783.32, "end": 5792.0, "text": " Somewhere else in this realm, that thing is waiting for Avery, whose I don't know where."}, {"start": 5792.0, "end": 5793.24, "text": " Somewhere else, I hope."}, {"start": 5793.24, "end": 5799.8, "text": " When they meet, whenever that thing's form is finished constructing, it and Avery will"}, {"start": 5799.8, "end": 5801.5199999999995, "text": " merge into one."}, {"start": 5801.5199999999995, "end": 5802.8, "text": " I mean you heard what it said."}, {"start": 5802.8, "end": 5804.96, "text": " You don't need me to explain it to you."}, {"start": 5804.96, "end": 5807.92, "text": " Der Lord has to get out of here."}, {"start": 5807.92, "end": 5810.12, "text": " By any means."}, {"start": 5810.12, "end": 5821.08, "text": " Using boats, you can phase through plenty of walls and minecraft."}, {"start": 5821.08, "end": 5823.92, "text": " But Der Lord can't seem to get it to work."}, {"start": 5823.92, "end": 5825.68, "text": " That's off the table."}, {"start": 5825.68, "end": 5829.4400000000005, "text": " He's scared to break anything."}, {"start": 5829.4400000000005, "end": 5836.000000000001, "text": " system connects these doors together. He doesn't want to ruin it. But eventually, he"}, {"start": 5836.000000000001, "end": 5852.400000000001, "text": " runs out of options and breaks through. Nothing. Nothing works. Nothing works at all. He's"}, {"start": 5852.400000000001, "end": 5858.400000000001, "text": " stuck here. There's no way out. No way to save Avery and no way to stop any of this."}, {"start": 5882.400000000001, "end": 5905.68, "text": " This is clearly not working."}, {"start": 5905.68, "end": 5910.4800000000005, "text": " If I can't escape with your logic, I'll escape with mine."}, {"start": 5910.4800000000005, "end": 5919.4800000000005, "text": " Aura. Aura. Because unfortunately for you, while I may be in your world, we're still playing Minecraft."}, {"start": 5919.4800000000005, "end": 5925.4800000000005, "text": " So for all intents and purposes, you're in my domain."}, {"start": 5925.4800000000005, "end": 5933.4800000000005, "text": " At the end of the day, if Minecraft is a game, if there's a way out, then I can find it."}, {"start": 5940.4800000000005, "end": 5953.88, "text": " I see it!"}, {"start": 5953.88, "end": 5956.160000000001, "text": " The Y level is 321."}, {"start": 5956.160000000001, "end": 5959.280000000001, "text": " C level should be single digits if this was empty."}, {"start": 5959.280000000001, "end": 5960.280000000001, "text": " WHAT?!"}, {"start": 5960.280000000001, "end": 5965.240000000001, "text": " If you're confused, Der Lord is referring to two things."}, {"start": 5965.240000000001, "end": 5967.92, "text": " The Y level is how high up in the world he is."}, {"start": 5967.92, "end": 5973.36, "text": " The lowest possible Y is negative 64, he's at 321."}, {"start": 5973.36, "end": 5974.96, "text": " Unnaturally high."}, {"start": 5974.96, "end": 5980.08, "text": " The sea level, and I'm simplifying a little, is how much air is below you."}, {"start": 5980.08, "end": 5984.76, "text": " If it was just straight nothing, or blocks underneath Duralord, you'd expect the sea"}, {"start": 5984.76, "end": 5990.52, "text": " counter to stay identical no matter where you were, somewhere in the single digits."}, {"start": 5990.52, "end": 5992.24, "text": " But it's not."}, {"start": 5992.24, "end": 5994.24, "text": " It's changing."}, {"start": 5994.24, "end": 5995.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5995.24, "end": 6000.4, "text": " So maybe... there's something below him."}, {"start": 6000.4, "end": 6004.88, "text": " I mean that doesn't matter though if he can't get to it and no matter where he digs, even"}, {"start": 6004.88, "end": 6012.5199999999995, "text": " where the sea value is the highest, there's unbreakable black blocks right below him."}, {"start": 6012.5199999999995, "end": 6017.24, "text": " Except... there is one way through."}, {"start": 6017.24, "end": 6018.24, "text": " The boat."}, {"start": 6018.24, "end": 6022.84, "text": " You see boats are pretty famous for being able to phase through blocks sideways, but"}, {"start": 6022.84, "end": 6027.4400000000005, "text": " What a lot of people might not know is that if you get in and out of a boat fast enough,"}, {"start": 6027.4400000000005, "end": 6030.4400000000005, "text": " you can also use it to phase downwards."}, {"start": 6032.4400000000005, "end": 6034.9400000000005, "text": " HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!"}, {"start": 6038.24, "end": 6041.24, "text": " Do you have to have 50,000 hours in the game to know that?"}, {"start": 6041.24, "end": 6041.9400000000005, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 6047.24, "end": 6048.74, "text": " It's a gamble, that's for sure."}, {"start": 6048.74, "end": 6054.74, "text": " Odds are, I could fall through and die in the void."}, {"start": 6054.74, "end": 6059.74, "text": " I mean, if nothing's there, nothing's there."}, {"start": 6059.74, "end": 6063.74, "text": " Do it! Do it! Do it!"}, {"start": 6063.74, "end": 6065.74, "text": " But if something is that-"}, {"start": 6065.74, "end": 6067.74, "text": " Do it!"}, {"start": 6071.74, "end": 6072.74, "text": " Holy semi-"}, {"start": 6072.74, "end": 6075.74, "text": " According to all the logic I've seen so far,"}, {"start": 6075.74, "end": 6078.94, "text": " The only way out of a world is through a gate"}, {"start": 6082.42, "end": 6086.32, "text": " But if I'm the trust minecraft and all of my logic"}, {"start": 6088.66, "end": 6094.179999999999, "text": " Then every part of me is screaming that there's something down there"}, {"start": 6105.74, "end": 6107.74, "text": " Brain!"}, {"start": 6135.74, "end": 6137.8, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6165.74, "end": 6167.8, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6195.74, "end": 6197.8, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6225.74, "end": 6227.8, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6255.74, "end": 6257.8, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6285.74, "end": 6314.219999999999, "text": " Minecraft's writable book, 9 components."}, {"start": 6314.22, "end": 6327.26, "text": " I will bury this one day, yet the sun still sets upon a moment, each night, silent, away."}, {"start": 6327.26, "end": 6331.58, "text": " I am tired, and they sleep."}, {"start": 6331.58, "end": 6334.34, "text": " I can write truths in moments like this."}, {"start": 6334.34, "end": 6342.18, "text": " I have an aching stain pounding across my mind, and I cannot tell them, and they cannot"}, {"start": 6342.18, "end": 6344.1, "text": " help, and I know nothing."}, {"start": 6344.1, "end": 6348.18, "text": " Each day they speak of me and whispers of my mind that must stay clean."}, {"start": 6348.18, "end": 6351.5, "text": " They speak of gold, given gold and found flames."}, {"start": 6351.5, "end": 6353.18, "text": " These silent nights are ringing now."}, {"start": 6353.18, "end": 6357.700000000001, "text": " I don't know how long I can hide it from them."}, {"start": 6357.700000000001, "end": 6360.700000000001, "text": " From him, he cannot ever notice."}, {"start": 6360.700000000001, "end": 6363.02, "text": " I know a way."}, {"start": 6363.02, "end": 6365.22, "text": " There must exist a remedy."}, {"start": 6365.22, "end": 6371.06, "text": " If I can stay awake long enough, if I can stay silent, unseen, the scriptures are"}, {"start": 6371.06, "end": 6375.860000000001, "text": " For my only hope, the scriptures are watched from dawn to dusk."}, {"start": 6375.860000000001, "end": 6385.42, "text": " Yet I have dug another way, beneath, and the roaring of my head barely lets me sleep."}, {"start": 6385.42, "end": 6390.54, "text": " Tomorrow is the final eve, tonight, he will be awake."}, {"start": 6390.54, "end": 6397.1, "text": " I must be, silence, I will clear my mind."}, {"start": 6401.06, "end": 6403.06, "text": " I just remember Pajie's."}, {"start": 6403.06, "end": 6405.06, "text": " He was there."}, {"start": 6405.06, "end": 6410.06, "text": " The remedy and the page I should not know."}, {"start": 6410.06, "end": 6416.06, "text": " The page he follows as he prepares the page he reads alone, far from watchful eyes,"}, {"start": 6416.06, "end": 6422.06, "text": " the key to something new to speak at the old door of the one."}, {"start": 6422.06, "end": 6427.06, "text": " Words for a union of minds."}, {"start": 6427.06, "end": 6431.42, "text": " I could not forget it as I snuck home through the bushes."}, {"start": 6431.42, "end": 6435.780000000001, "text": " I had never seen a firefly before."}, {"start": 6435.780000000001, "end": 6438.780000000001, "text": " Someone is coming."}, {"start": 6438.780000000001, "end": 6445.3, "text": " He stood there, in the corner, with dark eyes whispering, chanting,"}, {"start": 6445.3, "end": 6447.02, "text": " he is gone."}, {"start": 6447.02, "end": 6449.740000000001, "text": " Brother Enius is gone."}, {"start": 6449.740000000001, "end": 6450.580000000001, "text": " Don is coming."}, {"start": 6450.580000000001, "end": 6451.700000000001, "text": " Father can't know."}, {"start": 6451.700000000001, "end": 6453.780000000001, "text": " I can't have this page in my mind."}, {"start": 6453.780000000001, "end": 6456.14, "text": " I can't let him find my words this time."}, {"start": 6456.14, "end": 6458.14, "text": " You will never read it."}, {"start": 6458.14, "end": 6460.14, "text": " Or this book."}, {"start": 6460.14, "end": 6463.14, "text": " This tomb of the page."}, {"start": 6463.14, "end": 6467.14, "text": " I can't know it any longer."}, {"start": 6467.14, "end": 6469.14, "text": " I'd bury these words."}, {"start": 6480.14, "end": 6482.14, "text": " Don has come."}, {"start": 6482.14, "end": 6484.14, "text": " My mind"}, {"start": 6484.14, "end": 6496.14, "text": " feels quiet once more. Empty, silent, clean. How nice."}, {"start": 6544.14, "end": 6554.780000000001, "text": " The ritual to let the king into our world involves someone, originally whoever wrote"}, {"start": 6554.780000000001, "end": 6558.700000000001, "text": " this book, repeating a phrase, a spell of sorts."}, {"start": 6558.700000000001, "end": 6564.22, "text": " When they repeat it, the king enters their mind, using it as a gate to our world, becoming"}, {"start": 6564.22, "end": 6569.9800000000005, "text": " one with whoever recited the spell."}, {"start": 6569.9800000000005, "end": 6575.860000000001, "text": " The mind of the user must remain clean, to ensure a proper transfer, with any other human"}, {"start": 6575.860000000001, "end": 6580.660000000001, "text": " who would probably work fine no problem."}, {"start": 6580.660000000001, "end": 6583.14, "text": " But what about Derlord?"}, {"start": 6583.14, "end": 6588.540000000001, "text": " Someone whose mind is so corrupted, so full of infinite knowledge, and a mind that would"}, {"start": 6588.540000000001, "end": 6592.700000000001, "text": " collapse on itself the moment he looks away from his screen."}, {"start": 6592.700000000001, "end": 6598.500000000001, "text": " If he repeats the spell, and invites the King into his head, and then his mind"}, {"start": 6598.5, "end": 6605.5, "text": " deteriorates. What will happen to the king?"}, {"start": 6628.5, "end": 6630.5, "text": " Avery."}, {"start": 6630.5, "end": 6632.5, "text": " D-Durlord?"}, {"start": 6632.5, "end": 6634.5, "text": " Avery, listen."}, {"start": 6634.5, "end": 6636.5, "text": " Are you okay? What happened?"}, {"start": 6636.5, "end": 6638.5, "text": " I'm okay, but I need to-"}, {"start": 6638.5, "end": 6640.5, "text": " What happened? I just..."}, {"start": 6640.5, "end": 6644.5, "text": " I, like, blacked out and woke up in front of the gates again."}, {"start": 6644.5, "end": 6646.5, "text": " Back in your world?"}, {"start": 6646.5, "end": 6648.5, "text": " Yeah, back in my world."}, {"start": 6648.5, "end": 6650.5, "text": " Okay, listen."}, {"start": 6650.5, "end": 6652.5, "text": " I need you to hurry, Avery. We don't have a lot of time."}, {"start": 6652.5, "end": 6654.5, "text": " You've seen the tree, right?"}, {"start": 6654.5, "end": 6657.5, "text": " Yeah, the big one on the disappearing mountains."}, {"start": 6657.5, "end": 6659.5, "text": " Right. You need to get to the top."}, {"start": 6660.78, "end": 6661.78, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 6661.78, "end": 6664.06, "text": " There's a giant pile of gold up there, okay?"}, {"start": 6664.06, "end": 6670.5, "text": " I couldn't get any before, but I need you to collect it and cover up all the doors you can find, like the book said to do."}, {"start": 6670.9, "end": 6672.58, "text": " At the top of the tree?"}, {"start": 6672.58, "end": 6675.98, "text": " Exactly. It'll take me too long to get there, so you have to do it, okay?"}, {"start": 6676.58, "end": 6678.58, "text": " Okay. I'll try."}, {"start": 6678.58, "end": 6680.58, "text": " I'm counting on you."}, {"start": 6680.78, "end": 6682.78, "text": " I won't let you down, dear lord."}, {"start": 6683.46, "end": 6685.46, "text": " The Derek is good too, if you'd like."}, {"start": 6685.7, "end": 6686.94, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 6686.9400000000005, "end": 6688.9400000000005, "text": " See you soon. Just stay there."}, {"start": 6688.9400000000005, "end": 6717.000000000001, "text": " He's at the end."}, {"start": 6717.0, "end": 6719.0, "text": " He's at the very end."}, {"start": 6747.0, "end": 6749.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6807.0, "end": 6814.0, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 6814.0, "end": 6823.0, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 6823.0, "end": 6830.0, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 6830.0, "end": 6837.0, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 6837.0, "end": 6844.0, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 6844.0, "end": 6851.0, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 6851.0, "end": 6853.0, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 6911.0, "end": 6914.0, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6914.0, "end": 6917.0, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6917.0, "end": 6921.0, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6921.0, "end": 6924.0, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6924.0, "end": 6927.0, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6927.0, "end": 6930.0, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6930.0, "end": 6934.0, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6934.0, "end": 6937.0, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6937.0, "end": 6950.0, "text": " That's the same exact question mark that was in the church."}, {"start": 6967.0, "end": 6969.0, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 6997.0, "end": 6999.0, "text": " Is that an eyeball?"}, {"start": 7003.0, "end": 7004.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7017.0, "end": 7019.0, "text": " Is that an eyeball?"}, {"start": 7087.0, "end": 7096.02, "text": " You've returned, but your return is too late."}, {"start": 7096.02, "end": 7097.52, "text": " Why Avery?"}, {"start": 7097.52, "end": 7098.52, "text": " Silence."}, {"start": 7098.52, "end": 7104.52, "text": " In mere hours I will be ready to fuse with the vessel."}, {"start": 7104.52, "end": 7106.72, "text": " Why Avery?"}, {"start": 7106.72, "end": 7108.0, "text": " You speak."}, {"start": 7108.0, "end": 7109.4, "text": " Why is Avery the vessel?"}, {"start": 7109.4, "end": 7112.16, "text": " Why him?"}, {"start": 7112.16, "end": 7115.6, "text": " It is time that you exit."}, {"start": 7115.6, "end": 7122.320000000001, "text": " day in this domain is over. I already closed the door. I read the book in the library."}, {"start": 7122.320000000001, "end": 7127.64, "text": " I know how to seal you. The doors are closed. You'll never reach Avery. Your plan failed."}, {"start": 7127.64, "end": 7131.8, "text": " He's gone. I sent him away and he won't come back."}, {"start": 7131.8, "end": 7141.200000000001, "text": " Fool. How pitiful to see one so smart be reduced to so little. Do you truly believe I would"}, {"start": 7141.2, "end": 7147.72, "text": " leave the instructions to my ruin in my own domain. The doors are meaningless. There is"}, {"start": 7147.72, "end": 7156.72, "text": " no power in closing them. I had to find that book. I fabricated that truth. I gave you false"}, {"start": 7156.72, "end": 7164.2, "text": " hope. I'm surprised you even returned. There must be a hole somewhere. But no matter. Your"}, {"start": 7164.2, "end": 7170.84, "text": " return is in vain. In minutes when my form has finished constructing, I will bring"}, {"start": 7170.84, "end": 7179.0, "text": " the vessel here and we will combine. It will recite the spell and the gates to the physical"}, {"start": 7179.0, "end": 7187.6, "text": " world will finally be open and I will rule what is mine. You however will not be lucky"}, {"start": 7187.6, "end": 7196.6, "text": " enough to experience it. I will dispose of you painlessly as a thank you for bringing"}, {"start": 7196.6, "end": 7198.6, "text": " The vessel to me."}, {"start": 7199.88, "end": 7200.38, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 7200.38, "end": 7201.38, "text": " Oh, he's gonna say it."}, {"start": 7202.1, "end": 7202.6, "text": " Paragon."}, {"start": 7205.1, "end": 7205.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7206.280000000001, "end": 7207.780000000001, "text": " You invoke the spell?"}, {"start": 7209.18, "end": 7210.18, "text": " Well I..."}, {"start": 7210.4800000000005, "end": 7210.9800000000005, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7213.54, "end": 7214.280000000001, "text": " Come again?"}, {"start": 7215.620000000001, "end": 7216.120000000001, "text": " Sells."}, {"start": 7216.620000000001, "end": 7218.22, "text": " Ha ha ha ha, can't be be be."}, {"start": 7218.22, "end": 7220.02, "text": " Why do you know that spell?"}, {"start": 7220.02, "end": 7221.52, "text": " Why would you invoke it?"}, {"start": 7222.46, "end": 7224.46, "text": " The mind must be clean."}, {"start": 7224.46, "end": 7229.46, "text": " Why would you invoke that spell? The mind must be cloying."}, {"start": 7229.46, "end": 7235.46, "text": " Why? You are ruining yourself. You are wrong."}, {"start": 7235.46, "end": 7239.46, "text": " Your universe is looking a little unsanitary."}, {"start": 7241.46, "end": 7246.46, "text": " Before, don't you realize you're destroying your own mind too?"}, {"start": 7246.46, "end": 7252.46, "text": " You'll cease to exist if we merge. There will be nothing left of you."}, {"start": 7252.46, "end": 7256.76, "text": " cancel the spell, cancel it, speak."}, {"start": 7256.76, "end": 7264.26, "text": " Now you now you are, release the spell, repeat it."}, {"start": 7264.26, "end": 7267.32, "text": " I don't think I will."}, {"start": 7267.32, "end": 7270.72, "text": " You must be clean."}, {"start": 7270.72, "end": 7274.2, "text": " Your mind will no longer exist."}, {"start": 7274.2, "end": 7275.2, "text": " Cancel the spell."}, {"start": 7275.2, "end": 7277.2, "text": " I'll give you anything you wish."}, {"start": 7277.2, "end": 7278.2, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 7278.2, "end": 7279.2, "text": " Power."}, {"start": 7279.2, "end": 7280.2, "text": " None, none, none."}, {"start": 7280.2, "end": 7290.2, "text": " You will know everything. Your mind will be spared. You will survive the arrival. You will live."}, {"start": 7291.2, "end": 7297.2, "text": " Release the spell. Repeat those words. Re-release it."}, {"start": 7297.2, "end": 7299.2, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 7299.2, "end": 7301.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7301.2, "end": 7303.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7303.2, "end": 7309.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7319.2, "end": 7321.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7321.2, "end": 7323.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7323.2, "end": 7325.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7325.2, "end": 7327.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7343.639999999999, "end": 7345.639999999999, "text": " Avery"}, {"start": 7348.2, "end": 7350.5199999999995, "text": " What are you doing here? Why aren't you at the truth?"}, {"start": 7352.0, "end": 7354.639999999999, "text": " What am I doing here? What are you doing?"}, {"start": 7355.2, "end": 7358.7, "text": " You lied to me! There was nothing on that tree, Dormord!"}, {"start": 7358.7, "end": 7361.2, "text": " What are you doing here? What is this?"}, {"start": 7362.7, "end": 7366.7, "text": " Avery, I need you to leave... now."}, {"start": 7368.7, "end": 7371.2, "text": " I'm not leaving until you talk to me."}, {"start": 7372.2, "end": 7375.7, "text": " I'm not talking. You have to go now."}, {"start": 7376.2, "end": 7377.2, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 7378.2, "end": 7382.2, "text": " I'm finishing the job, Avery. You need to get out of here."}, {"start": 7382.2, "end": 7386.2, "text": " What do you mean finishing the job? What is this?"}, {"start": 7386.2, "end": 7391.2, "text": " Avery, I need you to leave this world, and then I'll explain, okay?"}, {"start": 7391.2, "end": 7394.2, "text": " Disconnect right now, and I'll tell you after."}, {"start": 7394.2, "end": 7399.2, "text": " Close Minecraft, close your computer, I'll tell you what's going on soon."}, {"start": 7399.2, "end": 7405.2, "text": " No, I won't go. Tell me what's going on now."}, {"start": 7405.2, "end": 7407.2, "text": " I will afterwards."}, {"start": 7407.2, "end": 7409.2, "text": " I don't believe you."}, {"start": 7409.2, "end": 7414.2, "text": " Avery, I need you to leave or this will all be ruined."}, {"start": 7414.2, "end": 7418.36, "text": " I'm not going until you tell me what's going on."}, {"start": 7418.36, "end": 7421.2, "text": " What is this place and what are you doing?"}, {"start": 7421.2, "end": 7424.12, "text": " Avery, I'm not asking."}, {"start": 7424.12, "end": 7427.2, "text": " If you don't leave, I'll kill you."}, {"start": 7427.2, "end": 7429.2, "text": " Will you?"}, {"start": 7429.2, "end": 7434.16, "text": " Well, I'll kill you first."}, {"start": 7434.16, "end": 7436.2, "text": " Tell me what's going on."}, {"start": 7436.2, "end": 7443.2, "text": " Avery, the only way to stop this thing is to have it merge with someone whose mind is already gone."}, {"start": 7443.2, "end": 7448.2, "text": " If I force it to enter my mind as it deteriorates, it'll go down with me, okay?"}, {"start": 7448.2, "end": 7454.2, "text": " It'll be trapped. We will win, but I need you to leave this area, or it won't work."}, {"start": 7454.2, "end": 7459.2, "text": " If you stay here, it all falls apart. I have it under control. Just leave."}, {"start": 7461.2, "end": 7463.2, "text": " And what'll happen to you?"}, {"start": 7466.2, "end": 7467.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7468.7, "end": 7470.2, "text": " Don't lie to me."}, {"start": 7470.2, "end": 7472.2, "text": " I said I don't know."}, {"start": 7472.2, "end": 7474.2, "text": " My mind is gone anyway, Avery."}, {"start": 7474.2, "end": 7476.2, "text": " It doesn't matter what's gonna happen to me."}, {"start": 7476.2, "end": 7479.7, "text": " I can't look away from this computer without horrible pain."}, {"start": 7479.7, "end": 7482.7, "text": " Soon I probably won't even be able to think at all."}, {"start": 7482.7, "end": 7484.7, "text": " If you stay here, it'll merge with you too."}, {"start": 7484.7, "end": 7486.7, "text": " That's exactly what it wants."}, {"start": 7486.7, "end": 7488.7, "text": " It'll be free in the physical world."}, {"start": 7488.7, "end": 7490.2, "text": " Do you want that?"}, {"start": 7492.7, "end": 7494.2, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 7494.2, "end": 7495.7, "text": " I'm not letting you do this."}, {"start": 7496.2, "end": 7499.2, "text": " There has to be another way, not this one."}, {"start": 7500.2, "end": 7502.2, "text": " We don't have time, Avery."}, {"start": 7502.2, "end": 7504.2, "text": " Yes, we do."}, {"start": 7504.2, "end": 7507.2, "text": " There has to be another way, dear lord. Please."}, {"start": 7508.2, "end": 7510.2, "text": " There has to be another way."}, {"start": 7511.2, "end": 7515.2, "text": " Avery, you can't stay here. You have so much life to live."}, {"start": 7515.2, "end": 7517.2, "text": " And I owe it to you."}, {"start": 7517.2, "end": 7520.2, "text": " No, you do not. That is an insane thing to say. You don't even know me."}, {"start": 7520.2, "end": 7524.2, "text": " You warned me, Derek. You're only part of this because it wanted me."}, {"start": 7524.2, "end": 7531.44, "text": " It's not your fault. You're here. I'm not letting you die for me. Avery if you don't go we'll both die"}, {"start": 7545.08, "end": 7549.72, "text": " It's okay. You might not even remember me when you're out of here who knows how this place works"}, {"start": 7554.2, "end": 7557.0, "text": " Even if I don't, my recording will."}, {"start": 7558.5, "end": 7559.5, "text": " That'll do."}, {"start": 7560.5, "end": 7562.0, "text": " Now leave, Avery."}, {"start": 7563.5, "end": 7564.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7566.7, "end": 7568.5, "text": " I'm staying with you, Dear Lord."}, {"start": 7569.0, "end": 7572.2, "text": " You can't stop me, no matter what you say."}, {"start": 7573.0, "end": 7575.8, "text": " You warned me. You saved me."}, {"start": 7576.5, "end": 7579.0, "text": " If we're doing this, we're doing it together."}, {"start": 7579.7, "end": 7580.9, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 7582.4, "end": 7583.4, "text": " You're staying?"}, {"start": 7584.2, "end": 7585.2, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7585.2, "end": 7594.2, "text": " You won't leave."}, {"start": 7594.2, "end": 7595.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7595.2, "end": 7600.2, "text": " Avery, what's in your inventory?"}, {"start": 7600.2, "end": 7601.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7601.2, "end": 7606.2, "text": " What's in your inventory?"}, {"start": 7606.2, "end": 7628.62, "text": " Until next time, friend."}, {"start": 7636.2, "end": 7665.76, "text": " As for you..."}, {"start": 7665.76, "end": 7673.320000000001, "text": " You idiots."}, {"start": 7673.320000000001, "end": 7689.84, "text": " Isn't it ironic that a king loses to a lord?"}, {"start": 7689.84, "end": 7692.84, "text": " Your Lord has so much fucking over at this point."}, {"start": 7693.34, "end": 7695.84, "text": " Your Lord has so much fucking over at this point."}, {"start": 7700.84, "end": 7702.84, "text": " You lumping moron."}, {"start": 7709.84, "end": 7711.84, "text": " Your Lord has so much over at this point."}, {"start": 7719.84, "end": 7745.84, "text": " So he sacrificed himself for his friend in weird happenings."}, {"start": 7745.84, "end": 7766.4800000000005, "text": " Well, there's one more file in this folder, and it's just a link to one final video."}, {"start": 7766.4800000000005, "end": 7773.32, "text": " You know, it's weird writing a final letter, almost as if I have to come to terms with"}, {"start": 7773.32, "end": 7785.12, "text": " whatever this is. Which is something I find quite displeasurable. But here I am. Why did"}, {"start": 7785.12, "end": 7796.08, "text": " I even record all this? I don't know. Well, I do know. I just don't want to be forgotten."}, {"start": 7796.08, "end": 7803.68, "text": " my head hurts like hell. I can feel myself slipping as we become one and my mind becomes"}, {"start": 7803.68, "end": 7814.84, "text": " a prison. What a true shame it is. All the knowledge in the world and no way to use it."}, {"start": 7814.84, "end": 7823.04, "text": " That's how it should be I suppose. We stumbled into a world we have no business in. This"}, {"start": 7823.04, "end": 7826.68, "text": " is just the cost."}, {"start": 7826.68, "end": 7830.12, "text": " Please don't think you failed, Avery."}, {"start": 7830.12, "end": 7833.64, "text": " When you read this, don't think you let me down."}, {"start": 7833.64, "end": 7835.2, "text": " You didn't."}, {"start": 7835.2, "end": 7842.56, "text": " And it's thanks to you and all that you did, that millions live to see another day."}, {"start": 7842.56, "end": 7848.48, "text": " And thanks to you, I got a chance to see all the beauty of the universe."}, {"start": 7848.4800000000005, "end": 7853.52, "text": " Because I never even knew were in the world, or could be."}, {"start": 7853.52, "end": 7858.360000000001, "text": " A chance no human will ever get again."}, {"start": 7858.360000000001, "end": 7864.320000000001, "text": " I'm grateful that I saw it all, even if it was just for a little."}, {"start": 7864.320000000001, "end": 7870.92, "text": " You're capable of great things, you'll do great things, so believe in yourself."}, {"start": 7870.92, "end": 7875.400000000001, "text": " And I don't just say that because I saw it, it doesn't take a god for me to figure"}, {"start": 7875.400000000001, "end": 7877.200000000001, "text": " that out."}, {"start": 7877.2, "end": 7879.599999999999, "text": " I know it, because I know you."}, {"start": 7883.2, "end": 7884.599999999999, "text": " Goodbye, my friend."}, {"start": 7887.099999999999, "end": 7889.099999999999, "text": " Whatever you do at the crossroads,"}, {"start": 7890.599999999999, "end": 7892.099999999999, "text": " keep going forward."}, {"start": 7894.099999999999, "end": 7895.5, "text": " Or something like that."}, {"start": 7896.0, "end": 7897.8, "text": " Matters never really good with endings."}, {"start": 7903.0, "end": 7905.3, "text": " I don't know who this Dirt Ward 3 guy is,"}, {"start": 7905.3, "end": 7910.3, "text": " If you left me this message, I feel like I owe it to Bruce Taker."}, {"start": 7935.3, "end": 7943.3, "text": " On the outside"}, {"start": 7943.3, "end": 7949.3, "text": " On the outside looking again"}, {"start": 7949.3, "end": 7953.3, "text": " Wandering if you let me in"}, {"start": 7953.3, "end": 7958.3, "text": " On the outside of your love"}, {"start": 7958.3, "end": 7961.3, "text": " Looking again"}, {"start": 7965.3, "end": 7990.7, "text": " Wow, I didn't even know my craft could be that emotional, bro."}, {"start": 7990.7, "end": 7997.7, "text": " That might be the best piece of video I've ever consumed on YouTube."}, {"start": 7997.7, "end": 8000.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8000.7, "end": 8003.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8003.7, "end": 8008.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8008.7, "end": 8010.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8010.7, "end": 8014.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8014.7, "end": 8019.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8019.7, "end": 8042.74, "text": " I mean, that was cinema, bro."}, {"start": 8042.74, "end": 8056.98, "text": " was fucking cinema that was fucking cinema bro that was absolute cinema like"}, {"start": 8056.98, "end": 8070.099999999999, "text": " that was absolute cinema Wow that was cinema bro I think Ron called me a"}, {"start": 8070.1, "end": 8072.1, "text": " little bit of God we call him."}, {"start": 8090.26, "end": 8091.06, "text": " Brown that answer."}, {"start": 8093.06, "end": 8094.54, "text": " Fuck, that was said in my brow."}, {"start": 8095.740000000001, "end": 8096.9400000000005, "text": " That was actually said in my."}, {"start": 8098.18, "end": 8099.620000000001, "text": " That was actually fucking said in my."}, {"start": 8100.1, "end": 8103.1, "text": " What's Ron doing?"}, {"start": 8103.1, "end": 8110.1, "text": " No, he actually left after making $500,000."}, {"start": 8110.1, "end": 8112.1, "text": " Uh, did he just left everything?"}, {"start": 8112.1, "end": 8113.1, "text": " Did he just left all of it?"}, {"start": 8113.1, "end": 8117.1, "text": " Yeah, I missed Keisan, but his team that he supports that phase."}, {"start": 8117.1, "end": 8118.1, "text": " What is Ron doing?"}, {"start": 8118.1, "end": 8119.1, "text": " He's gone?"}, {"start": 8119.1, "end": 8120.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8120.1, "end": 8121.1, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8121.1, "end": 8122.1, "text": " Did he just say?"}, {"start": 8122.1, "end": 8124.1, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 8124.1, "end": 8126.1, "text": " I'm sad, bro."}, {"start": 8126.1, "end": 8127.1, "text": " I'm sad."}, {"start": 8127.1, "end": 8129.1, "text": " I might need a minute."}, {"start": 8129.1, "end": 8135.6, "text": " Dude, I didn't know my grab could be that good like oh my god, bro. Wow"}, {"start": 8138.22, "end": 8140.22, "text": " Brother"}, {"start": 8140.660000000001, "end": 8143.9400000000005, "text": " Brother she acts oh my god"}, {"start": 8146.660000000001, "end": 8148.660000000001, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 8148.66, "end": 8150.66, "text": " I'm not dirty."}, {"start": 8156.46, "end": 8158.46, "text": " Dude, I need a minute, bro."}, {"start": 8159.66, "end": 8163.98, "text": " That was actually cinema. Bro, he literally sacrificed himself"}, {"start": 8165.22, "end": 8167.74, "text": " for a guy that he barely even knew, bro."}, {"start": 8169.3, "end": 8173.54, "text": " I wonder what the comments out of that video, man. I wonder what the comments out of that video,"}, {"start": 8173.98, "end": 8176.0599999999995, "text": " that peak-ass fucking video."}, {"start": 8178.66, "end": 8183.66, "text": " I'm sure Lord carefully explains his next bit of air if I could vote."}, {"start": 8186.66, "end": 8191.66, "text": " Whatever you do at the crossroads keep going forward Minecraft shop at that time on screen many screen."}, {"start": 8191.66, "end": 8210.82, "text": " Bro, but how do people build these?"}, {"start": 8210.82, "end": 8212.78, "text": " Chad, that's what I understand."}, {"start": 8212.78, "end": 8216.58, "text": " How does somebody build these worlds?"}, {"start": 8216.58, "end": 8220.539999999999, "text": " Is this even possible?"}, {"start": 8220.54, "end": 8229.26, "text": " How does somebody build this?"}, {"start": 8229.26, "end": 8235.580000000002, "text": " You can generate it?"}, {"start": 8235.580000000002, "end": 8238.740000000002, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 8238.740000000002, "end": 8239.740000000002, "text": " With their day."}, {"start": 8239.740000000002, "end": 8244.7, "text": " I don't know what unstable it is."}, {"start": 8244.7, "end": 8247.94, "text": " I don't know what any of that is."}, {"start": 8247.94, "end": 8250.26, "text": " You can do mass build mods."}, {"start": 8250.26, "end": 8251.34, "text": " I don't know what any of that is."}, {"start": 8251.34, "end": 8252.6, "text": " I don't know what unstable is."}, {"start": 8257.94, "end": 8258.98, "text": " What is this, bro?"}, {"start": 8258.98, "end": 8260.04, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 8261.98, "end": 8265.22, "text": " Unstable SMP, all videos in order?"}, {"start": 8268.02, "end": 8273.02, "text": " Bro, so Minecraft has like a whole thing of like stories?"}, {"start": 8275.98, "end": 8277.66, "text": " I'm currently surrounded."}, {"start": 8277.66, "end": 8279.66, "text": " Brother, what?"}, {"start": 8279.66, "end": 8281.34, "text": " Brother, what?"}, {"start": 8281.34, "end": 8282.9, "text": " Okay, I gotta lock it on chest though."}, {"start": 8282.9, "end": 8286.9, "text": " Jack, before we get on chest, there are new FIFA packs."}, {"start": 8286.9, "end": 8288.66, "text": " There are new FIFA packs."}, {"start": 8288.66, "end": 8290.42, "text": " Jack, maybe another day, maybe another day,"}, {"start": 8290.42, "end": 8291.78, "text": " but I'm gonna go pee."}, {"start": 8291.78, "end": 8293.9, "text": " Bro, that actually took literally two hours,"}, {"start": 8293.9, "end": 8295.42, "text": " but it was so peak."}, {"start": 8295.42, "end": 8296.9, "text": " The end made it worth it."}, {"start": 8298.26, "end": 8299.26, "text": " BRO, Jack."}, {"start": 8459.66, "end": 8485.66, "text": " with that crystal mess and you're okay."}, {"start": 8485.66, "end": 8488.5, "text": " with that crystal mess"}, {"start": 8488.5, "end": 8491.78, "text": " and your yes it is still there"}, {"start": 8491.78, "end": 8492.7, "text": " well I"}, {"start": 8492.7, "end": 8494.82, "text": " beat you to your own death"}, {"start": 8494.82, "end": 8496.22, "text": " I love your soul"}, {"start": 8497.9, "end": 8500.22, "text": " I thought you should know"}, {"start": 8506.74, "end": 8508.5, "text": " chat wow that was beat"}, {"start": 8508.5, "end": 8510.22, "text": " that was beat bro"}, {"start": 8510.22, "end": 8512.3, "text": " destroying a world"}, {"start": 8512.3, "end": 8513.14, "text": " oh hi guys"}, {"start": 8513.14, "end": 8515.26, "text": " I've never even seen you die like that"}, {"start": 8515.66, "end": 8525.74, "text": " I thought you should know who Chad as y'all know I'm div 5 but you might be like"}, {"start": 8525.74, "end": 8530.18, "text": " jinxie how are you div 5 your team is so good bro I don't play that much look at"}, {"start": 8530.18, "end": 8543.22, "text": " my record 24 wins one draw three losses and one of the losses was a lag out"}, {"start": 8543.22, "end": 8552.34, "text": " Now, chat, there are the best packs that has ever been in FIFA probably since Team"}, {"start": 8552.34, "end": 8556.099999999999, "text": " of the Year and there are a bunch of them in the shop right now."}, {"start": 8556.099999999999, "end": 8560.3, "text": " I'm going to rip all of them, it should literally take five minutes, but we have the chance"}, {"start": 8560.3, "end": 8563.019999999999, "text": " to get something insane in these packs."}, {"start": 8563.019999999999, "end": 8566.019999999999, "text": " Let me take it through."}, {"start": 8566.019999999999, "end": 8571.859999999999, "text": " Second half on-court player pick, one of five player pick rated 89 or higher, not"}, {"start": 8571.86, "end": 8575.62, "text": " living heroes rackups fantasy fc to be here honorable mentions team up the year"}, {"start": 8575.62, "end": 8581.66, "text": " there are a team of the years in here bro we're gonna rip it wait a minute"}, {"start": 8581.66, "end": 8585.1, "text": " Italy"}, {"start": 8585.1, "end": 8603.1, "text": " Zero. Wait! He's out of the alley! The alley. Double! Fred's out! Fred's out! Oh my god! Oh my god!"}, {"start": 8603.1, "end": 8611.1, "text": " I'm pretty sure Cantona goes through a lot. I'm pretty sure Cantona goes through a lot. I'm not kidding. I think he goes through a shitload."}, {"start": 8611.1, "end": 8618.140000000001, "text": " Shiesa, bro, I remember why I remember Cantona going for so much. Why don't I remember that?"}, {"start": 8621.54, "end": 8626.380000000001, "text": " Remember this could have a team of the year this could have a team of the year this could have a team of the year"}, {"start": 8632.58, "end": 8635.7, "text": " Shiesa, Alfonso Davies. Wait a minute. That's a good card"}, {"start": 8637.06, "end": 8638.94, "text": " 95 base left back"}, {"start": 8638.94, "end": 8640.94, "text": " What 80k?"}, {"start": 8641.1, "end": 8643.1, "text": " We're really at end-season FIFA, aren't we?"}, {"start": 8644.1, "end": 8647.1, "text": " Jesus, bro. That's a 80K card?"}, {"start": 8649.1, "end": 8651.1, "text": " Brother, that's a 80K card? Are you spisting me?"}, {"start": 8655.1, "end": 8657.1, "text": " We're gonna rip every promo pack that is in."}, {"start": 8658.1, "end": 8659.1, "text": " Every promo pack."}, {"start": 8665.1, "end": 8667.1, "text": " Generally, Bundesliga."}, {"start": 8671.1, "end": 8678.1, "text": " Prince?"}, {"start": 8682.94, "end": 8689.94, "text": " Watch Byron vs Madrid? They're playing right now?"}, {"start": 8689.94, "end": 8709.18, "text": " I thought you should know who it ended, Bayern vs Madrid."}, {"start": 8709.18, "end": 8711.5, "text": " Let's check on it."}, {"start": 8711.5, "end": 8713.5, "text": " Let's check on it."}, {"start": 8713.5, "end": 8715.5, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 8715.5, "end": 8717.5, "text": " Oh, oh."}, {"start": 8717.5, "end": 8719.5, "text": " Oh, oh."}, {"start": 8719.5, "end": 8721.5, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8721.5, "end": 8723.5, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8723.5, "end": 8727.5, "text": " Byron beat Madrid."}, {"start": 8727.5, "end": 8729.5, "text": " First leg."}, {"start": 8729.5, "end": 8731.5, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 8731.5, "end": 8733.5, "text": " Where was this game?"}, {"start": 8733.5, "end": 8735.5, "text": " Was this game in Germany?"}, {"start": 8735.5, "end": 8739.5, "text": " Check was this game in Germany?"}, {"start": 8739.5, "end": 8744.5, "text": " That was at the bird of... oh, Gigi."}, {"start": 8744.5, "end": 8756.5, "text": " So the next game is in Germany? Brother, Bayern Munich has 23 wins, 4 draws, and 1 loss in the Bundesliga."}, {"start": 8756.5, "end": 8765.5, "text": " Alright, holy dominance. 23 wins, 4 draws, and 1 loss."}, {"start": 8769.5, "end": 8773.18, "text": " They've allowed 27 goals and scored 100."}, {"start": 8773.18, "end": 8775.66, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8775.66, "end": 8778.66, "text": " That is actually disgusting."}, {"start": 8778.66, "end": 8781.38, "text": " That is actually disgusting, bro."}, {"start": 8781.38, "end": 8782.78, "text": " Bro, that's what I'm saying, bro."}, {"start": 8782.78, "end": 8786.18, "text": " The Premier League is probably just the most exciting,"}, {"start": 8786.18, "end": 8789.9, "text": " because it's the most competitive league, bro."}, {"start": 8789.9, "end": 8791.02, "text": " All right, chat, lock in."}, {"start": 8791.02, "end": 8792.34, "text": " We have so many packs to rip."}, {"start": 8792.34, "end": 8794.74, "text": " These are the best packs we're going to have all year."}, {"start": 8794.74, "end": 8796.9, "text": " Probably for the rest of the year, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 8796.9, "end": 8798.22, "text": " I don't know if there's going to be a better promo"}, {"start": 8798.22, "end": 8805.22, "text": " And that's what I thought you should know."}, {"start": 8805.22, "end": 8809.22, "text": " And your face tells a story that."}, {"start": 8809.22, "end": 8814.22, "text": " We're going to get something insane today."}, {"start": 8814.22, "end": 8816.22, "text": " I can feel it in the tip of my cock."}, {"start": 8816.22, "end": 8818.22, "text": " We are going to get something insane today."}, {"start": 8818.22, "end": 8822.22, "text": " I can feel it in the tip of my nut."}, {"start": 8822.22, "end": 8823.22, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 8823.22, "end": 8825.22, "text": " There's going to be something fucking insane in here."}, {"start": 8825.22, "end": 8826.019999999999, "text": " Trust me!"}, {"start": 8834.82, "end": 8835.32, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8836.32, "end": 8836.82, "text": " Bosnia."}, {"start": 8837.92, "end": 8838.42, "text": " Bosnia!"}, {"start": 8840.119999999999, "end": 8841.32, "text": " BungaSquid II?"}, {"start": 8844.019999999999, "end": 8845.019999999999, "text": " Chico!"}, {"start": 8849.119999999999, "end": 8849.619999999999, "text": " Primz."}, {"start": 8849.82, "end": 8851.32, "text": " OOOH RAAAGE!"}, {"start": 8852.119999999999, "end": 8853.619999999999, "text": " I already got that fucking card."}, {"start": 8855.22, "end": 8862.66, "text": " brother what that pack was shy so you got lucky balls what did I get lucky and"}, {"start": 8862.66, "end": 8866.82, "text": " I got lucky in what in what"}, {"start": 8870.619999999999, "end": 8878.34, "text": " newcastle Italy said a man from now"}, {"start": 8878.34, "end": 8887.34, "text": " That might be good."}, {"start": 8887.34, "end": 8897.34, "text": " Uh, all right, 30k, I mean, FIFA, FIFA, are we dead ass?"}, {"start": 8897.34, "end": 8900.34, "text": " Yo, how do I turn off friend requests?"}, {"start": 8900.34, "end": 8902.34, "text": " My God!"}, {"start": 8902.34, "end": 8904.34, "text": " Come on, please."}, {"start": 8904.34, "end": 8906.34, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 8906.34, "end": 8916.34, "text": " Oh my god, I probably had a chubby Titan scarf for a second, I almost came to my pants."}, {"start": 8916.34, "end": 8917.34, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 8917.34, "end": 8925.86, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 8925.86, "end": 8929.34, "text": " How many Viales are they gonna give me, bro?"}, {"start": 8929.34, "end": 8932.5, "text": " How many fucking violies are they gonna fucking give me?"}, {"start": 8940.9, "end": 8942.3, "text": " Please be insane."}, {"start": 8942.3, "end": 8945.2, "text": " Goldie, Brazil,"}, {"start": 8945.2, "end": 8947.5, "text": " Allison Becker,"}, {"start": 8947.5, "end": 8948.5, "text": " Allison Becker."}, {"start": 8954.1, "end": 8954.94, "text": " Trumpetarian."}, {"start": 8954.94, "end": 8960.94, "text": " Brits again! I've done it three times!"}, {"start": 8962.94, "end": 8966.94, "text": " Well it's always the tradeable packs. There's never anything in tradeable packs."}, {"start": 8966.94, "end": 8968.94, "text": " NEVER!"}, {"start": 8969.94, "end": 8972.94, "text": " This game is a fucking scam!"}, {"start": 8981.94, "end": 8983.94, "text": " Jekyll."}, {"start": 8984.94, "end": 8986.94, "text": " Jekyll, Jekyll, Jekyll!"}, {"start": 8993.94, "end": 8994.94, "text": " How many cards does she have?"}, {"start": 8994.94, "end": 8995.94, "text": " I'm not even kidding!"}, {"start": 8996.94, "end": 8998.94, "text": " She has five cards!"}, {"start": 9014.94, "end": 9022.94, "text": " Jack, how is he looking at- Yo, to earth, this guy! Stop sending me pre-request!"}, {"start": 9027.94, "end": 9031.94, "text": " I didn't get the walkout I wanted. Please."}, {"start": 9038.94, "end": 9041.94, "text": " Surely this card's decent. 94 pay, Striker."}, {"start": 9041.94, "end": 9045.62, "text": " All right, MC's and FIFA, baby."}, {"start": 9045.62, "end": 9050.18, "text": " I mean, holy fuck, you can't even scrounge together a card."}, {"start": 9050.18, "end": 9052.26, "text": " What do they need, 99 paces?"}, {"start": 9053.54, "end": 9054.66, "text": " All right, we're going with the big dog."}, {"start": 9054.66, "end": 9056.54, "text": " I don't care anymore."}, {"start": 9056.54, "end": 9058.26, "text": " $30 pack."}, {"start": 9059.94, "end": 9062.560000000001, "text": " $30 pack, this better be good."}, {"start": 9092.56, "end": 9117.84, "text": " It might have been the worst pack I could have opened, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 9117.84, "end": 9120.84, "text": " $30 back again. $30 back again."}, {"start": 9147.84, "end": 9154.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9154.84, "end": 9159.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9159.84, "end": 9165.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9165.84, "end": 9171.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9171.84, "end": 9188.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, Maldini and Beckenbauer?"}, {"start": 9188.960000000001, "end": 9192.4, "text": " Not bad boys!"}, {"start": 9192.4, "end": 9200.64, "text": " That is, dude, that, okay, my team is actually disgusting, bro I just need like, I need some"}, {"start": 9200.64, "end": 9206.4, "text": " Upgrades in my center mids, maybe some upgrades in my right and left back and then maybe a"}, {"start": 9206.4, "end": 9207.4, "text": " right wing upgrade."}, {"start": 9207.4, "end": 9214.84, "text": " Well, come on, let's do a hundred more bucks, a hundred more bucks."}, {"start": 9214.84, "end": 9220.76, "text": " We just hit hot, we gotta stay hot, stay fucking hot, we just struck gold, we can strike"}, {"start": 9220.76, "end": 9222.96, "text": " it, we're already out of packs."}, {"start": 9222.96, "end": 9229.359999999999, "text": " Okay, okay, we got these."}, {"start": 9229.36, "end": 9235.0, "text": " As you lead me to your death, I love your soul."}, {"start": 9235.0, "end": 9239.04, "text": " I thought you should know."}, {"start": 9239.04, "end": 9241.2, "text": " When he squirt over some udda, probably in a little bit."}, {"start": 9244.2, "end": 9245.400000000001, "text": " Bro, OK."}, {"start": 9245.400000000001, "end": 9247.880000000001, "text": " I'm not spending any more money on this today."}, {"start": 9247.880000000001, "end": 9249.16, "text": " I did 250."}, {"start": 9249.16, "end": 9250.32, "text": " I'm not spending any more."}, {"start": 9250.32, "end": 9253.84, "text": " We need something insane right now."}, {"start": 9253.84, "end": 9254.92, "text": " Bro, there's so many good cards."}, {"start": 9254.92, "end": 9255.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9255.800000000001, "end": 9258.12, "text": " Like, Chad, there's so many good cards right now."}, {"start": 9258.12, "end": 9261.5, "text": " I haven't got any of the insane ones."}, {"start": 9261.5, "end": 9263.02, "text": " But that last pull was crazy."}, {"start": 9267.42, "end": 9268.76, "text": " So I'm about to ult back."}, {"start": 9268.76, "end": 9271.1, "text": " I'm about to ult back."}, {"start": 9271.1, "end": 9274.6, "text": " Friends, that's friends, that's friends."}, {"start": 9274.6, "end": 9276.18, "text": " First, you can't get out of my packs."}, {"start": 9276.18, "end": 9277.62, "text": " Is that Campbell?"}, {"start": 9277.62, "end": 9278.660000000002, "text": " That's Campbell and friends."}, {"start": 9278.660000000002, "end": 9280.820000000002, "text": " We already have Campbell and friends, bro."}, {"start": 9284.300000000001, "end": 9285.640000000001, "text": " Shiesa."}, {"start": 9288.12, "end": 9294.12, "text": " Hey chap, that's not fucking ungrateful! I don't want to get the same card 30 times!"}, {"start": 9294.12, "end": 9297.12, "text": " WHY WOULD I BE GREAT FOR THAT?!"}, {"start": 9297.12, "end": 9299.12, "text": " That's not Ellen!"}, {"start": 9299.12, "end": 9301.12, "text": " I did not!"}, {"start": 9301.12, "end": 9304.12, "text": " Wait, did he get a turkey time? Oh my god, I will shoot myself."}, {"start": 9309.12, "end": 9312.12, "text": " Campbell? Again, again! Another Campbell!"}, {"start": 9312.12, "end": 9315.12, "text": " How many Campbells are they gonna fucking give me?"}, {"start": 9315.12, "end": 9320.12, "text": " Actually, it's not a great authority as a guard!"}, {"start": 9321.12, "end": 9322.12, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 9327.12, "end": 9329.12, "text": " I have the guard guys!"}, {"start": 9329.12, "end": 9331.12, "text": " Shut it up!"}, {"start": 9341.12, "end": 9343.12, "text": " The Audi, the Audi again."}, {"start": 9343.12, "end": 9348.12, "text": " Violi again."}, {"start": 9348.12, "end": 9353.12, "text": " Ginge wants to play clubs?"}, {"start": 9353.12, "end": 9358.12, "text": " Pro clubs?"}, {"start": 9358.12, "end": 9363.12, "text": " Ginge wants to play pro clubs?"}, {"start": 9363.12, "end": 9369.12, "text": " Wait, Argentina, wait!"}, {"start": 9369.12, "end": 9389.0, "text": " what fucking shearer again oh my word wait wait yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 9389.0, "end": 9395.160000000002, "text": " bro I didn't even see it I didn't even see it"}, {"start": 9395.16, "end": 9397.0, "text": " She really is so good with pool lettuce."}, {"start": 9397.0, "end": 9400.039999999999, "text": " That's already the best 87 in the game."}, {"start": 9400.039999999999, "end": 9402.039999999999, "text": " That's already the best 87 in the game."}, {"start": 9410.96, "end": 9412.88, "text": " Which I, can I, can I evo him?"}, {"start": 9414.24, "end": 9415.32, "text": " I can evo him?"}, {"start": 9421.119999999999, "end": 9422.84, "text": " Bro, she's actually so hot."}, {"start": 9422.84, "end": 9424.24, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 9425.16, "end": 9427.56, "text": " Oh she's so hot."}, {"start": 9433.76, "end": 9436.36, "text": " Yaya Yaya Yaya Yayaature!"}, {"start": 9436.36, "end": 9437.86, "text": " Yayaature!"}, {"start": 9437.86, "end": 9439.36, "text": " Yayaature!"}, {"start": 9449.72, "end": 9451.66, "text": " Kote di Aibori."}, {"start": 9452.36, "end": 9453.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9453.26, "end": 9455.26, "text": " Now chat, how do I evo this card?"}, {"start": 9460.26, "end": 9461.26, "text": " I shoot myself."}, {"start": 9465.26, "end": 9467.26, "text": " 15,000 gold?"}, {"start": 9468.26, "end": 9470.26, "text": " Yes, evo, yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 9474.26, "end": 9475.26, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 9477.26, "end": 9479.26, "text": " When I do the wrong evo, blast!"}, {"start": 9483.26, "end": 9495.300000000001, "text": " Wait, is it over?"}, {"start": 9495.300000000001, "end": 9497.34, "text": " I can't even go home anymore!"}, {"start": 9497.34, "end": 9498.34, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 9498.34, "end": 9499.34, "text": " WHAT?!"}, {"start": 9499.34, "end": 9506.34, "text": " I'm not even going home anymore!"}, {"start": 9506.34, "end": 9524.7, "text": " bro I'm such a sack of shit yo can I get Zidane or Dino or Hazard where is Zidane bro chat"}, {"start": 9524.7, "end": 9530.06, "text": " if I get Zidane I pull my cock out deal deal deal deal if I get Zidane I pull my cock"}, {"start": 9530.06, "end": 9532.06, "text": " Give an ordeal, give an ordeal."}, {"start": 9539.06, "end": 9541.06, "text": " What country is that?"}, {"start": 9547.06, "end": 9549.06, "text": " What country is that? I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 9549.06, "end": 9551.06, "text": " Kosovo?"}, {"start": 9553.06, "end": 9555.06, "text": " Gay Andrew again dude."}, {"start": 9555.06, "end": 9557.06, "text": " The Knife Andrewer card I have."}, {"start": 9557.06, "end": 9559.06, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 9560.06, "end": 9567.06, "text": " I love, I love Antwerp."}, {"start": 9567.06, "end": 9576.06, "text": " Team Adir, Team Adir, Team Adir, Team Adir."}, {"start": 9576.06, "end": 9577.06, "text": " Campbell."}, {"start": 9577.06, "end": 9582.06, "text": " Team Adir, walk out."}, {"start": 9582.06, "end": 9584.06, "text": " Team Adir, walk out."}, {"start": 9584.06, "end": 9585.06, "text": " Alex Morgan."}, {"start": 9585.06, "end": 9587.06, "text": " It's Prim's again."}, {"start": 9587.06, "end": 9591.06, "text": " For the love of Jesus!"}, {"start": 9591.06, "end": 9593.06, "text": " How many times can I actually get Prim's?"}, {"start": 9593.06, "end": 9595.06, "text": " Deadass."}, {"start": 9597.06, "end": 9598.06, "text": " Jimitya!"}, {"start": 9598.06, "end": 9600.06, "text": " Jimitya!"}, {"start": 9600.06, "end": 9602.06, "text": " Jimitya!"}, {"start": 9605.06, "end": 9607.06, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9607.06, "end": 9626.859999999999, "text": " Not bad. Not bad. Bro, how many times can I actually just, like, it's the last one"}, {"start": 9626.859999999999, "end": 9629.3, "text": " we have of this shot. We're almost out of promo pass."}, {"start": 9630.1, "end": 9636.26, "text": " We're close to something we're close awesome. What does he got?"}, {"start": 9645.94, "end": 9647.94, "text": " Who's got behind them?"}, {"start": 9649.660000000002, "end": 9651.660000000002, "text": " Check you out"}, {"start": 9651.66, "end": 9656.94, "text": " That guy looks like he's 16, bro."}, {"start": 9656.94, "end": 9657.94, "text": " Kredgy?"}, {"start": 9657.94, "end": 9661.66, "text": " That guy literally looks like he's 16."}, {"start": 9661.66, "end": 9665.42, "text": " Bruno, teamity-er, teamity-er, teamity-er, teamity-er."}, {"start": 9665.42, "end": 9667.42, "text": " Manifest it manifest it"}, {"start": 9681.58, "end": 9684.02, "text": " It's not terrible"}, {"start": 9686.06, "end": 9687.460000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9687.460000000001, "end": 9689.9, "text": " Wait, that's really fucking good. What?"}, {"start": 9689.9, "end": 9692.619999999999, "text": " What? It's stable!"}, {"start": 9692.619999999999, "end": 9695.74, "text": " Bro, that's a right wing upgrade!"}, {"start": 9695.74, "end": 9700.9, "text": " That's a right wing upgrade!"}, {"start": 9700.9, "end": 9703.66, "text": " Bro, that's a right wing upgrade!"}, {"start": 9703.66, "end": 9705.42, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9705.42, "end": 9713.5, "text": " Guys, we only have five of these left."}, {"start": 9713.5, "end": 9719.72, "text": " I didn't even see the trophy Titans animation."}, {"start": 9719.72, "end": 9720.72, "text": " Zidane."}, {"start": 9720.72, "end": 9729.68, "text": " Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane."}, {"start": 9729.68, "end": 9730.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9730.68, "end": 9732.64, "text": " Doop, Doop, Doop."}, {"start": 9732.64, "end": 9733.64, "text": " Vasara."}, {"start": 9733.64, "end": 9739.24, "text": " I can only rip 5 more of these out such a charge."}, {"start": 9739.24, "end": 9740.58, "text": " You know, not that bad a pack of them."}, {"start": 9740.58, "end": 9742.58, "text": " We got two team upgrades."}, {"start": 9744.38, "end": 9746.38, "text": " Zidane Zidane!"}, {"start": 9749.58, "end": 9751.58, "text": " Kosovo! Kosovo!"}, {"start": 9753.58, "end": 9755.58, "text": " Kosovo!"}, {"start": 9759.58, "end": 9761.58, "text": " What was the world up?"}, {"start": 9764.58, "end": 9766.58, "text": " Come on, bitch!"}, {"start": 9767.58, "end": 9769.58, "text": " Zidane!"}, {"start": 9770.58, "end": 9776.58, "text": " Sidane! Sidane! No, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 9777.58, "end": 9781.58, "text": " It's not a bad shout, but I need Sidane!"}, {"start": 9782.58, "end": 9785.58, "text": " If I get Sidane, I'll actually come in my pants."}, {"start": 9785.58, "end": 9788.58, "text": " I'll actually come in my pants if I get Sidane."}, {"start": 9788.58, "end": 9792.58, "text": " Chat, deal? We will turn this stream!"}, {"start": 9793.58, "end": 9797.58, "text": " What am I?! We will turn this stream into a guinathon!"}, {"start": 9797.58, "end": 9802.06, "text": " If I get to think we will turn this dream into a good of dawn live"}, {"start": 9803.38, "end": 9807.42, "text": " What is that like 10 mil bro chat? What is the name trophy tied in 10 mil?"}, {"start": 9808.26, "end": 9810.26, "text": " Is it ain't trophy tied in 10 mil?"}, {"start": 9821.3, "end": 9824.64, "text": " 12 mil 12 mil"}, {"start": 9827.58, "end": 9831.98, "text": " Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane"}, {"start": 9833.58, "end": 9837.42, "text": " player pick player pick player pick Zidane Zidane Zidane"}, {"start": 9847.66, "end": 9856.38, "text": " Nothing got nothing prime big for the back shop Zadal big for the back Zidane"}, {"start": 9857.58, "end": 9868.58, "text": " Debo, they got rid of your one."}, {"start": 9868.58, "end": 9871.58, "text": " Yay, Pizarro, back to bat."}, {"start": 9871.58, "end": 9872.58, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9872.58, "end": 9877.46, "text": " They had it Bonnie Blue to the game, but no they didn't, bro."}, {"start": 9877.46, "end": 9879.34, "text": " I'm not a fucking idiot."}, {"start": 9879.34, "end": 9881.58, "text": " I'm not a jackass, dude."}, {"start": 9881.58, "end": 9888.58, "text": " Damn, wait!"}, {"start": 9895.82, "end": 9901.82, "text": " Brother, I'm not even kidding, I thought I was sitting in for a second."}, {"start": 9901.82, "end": 9908.82, "text": " How is that 70k? How is that 70k? How?"}, {"start": 9908.82, "end": 9934.18, "text": " I'm about to kill myself in GTA, how is that 70k what like bro bro is this all we have left"}, {"start": 9934.18, "end": 9937.18, "text": " There's no more global limits."}, {"start": 9937.18, "end": 9940.82, "text": " Oh, there's no more global limits."}, {"start": 9940.82, "end": 9942.78, "text": " There's no more global."}, {"start": 9942.78, "end": 9944.02, "text": " We opened all the packs."}, {"start": 9964.18, "end": 9971.18, "text": " What's the best FPC in the game right now?"}, {"start": 9994.18, "end": 10012.18, "text": " Wait, where's the icon player pick?"}, {"start": 10012.18, "end": 10014.18, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 10014.18, "end": 10022.18, "text": " 10488 plus Encore?"}, {"start": 10022.18, "end": 10025.94, "text": " It's in the icons tab."}, {"start": 10025.94, "end": 10026.94, "text": " Cruyff."}, {"start": 10029.74, "end": 10030.74, "text": " Yo-ha, Cruyff."}, {"start": 10037.54, "end": 10038.5, "text": " It's this one."}, {"start": 10040.86, "end": 10042.460000000001, "text": " This is right here, this one."}, {"start": 10052.18, "end": 10055.02, "text": " I thought you should know"}, {"start": 10063.6, "end": 10065.14, "text": " Tibetanelit!"}, {"start": 10066.78, "end": 10067.58, "text": " Tibetanelit!"}, {"start": 10073.62, "end": 10075.62, "text": " I'm going to get something crazy out of this!"}, {"start": 10076.04, "end": 10077.28, "text": " My team is so good!"}, {"start": 10077.28, "end": 10090.720000000001, "text": " I have 24 wins in three losses, y'all, guys, see you, though."}, {"start": 10090.720000000001, "end": 10107.12, "text": " In your face, tail's gone, chat, come on, this is going to be fun, come on, come on,"}, {"start": 10107.12, "end": 10112.320000000002, "text": " This is gonna be fucking crazy! I'm telling you bro!"}, {"start": 10112.320000000002, "end": 10113.820000000002, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10115.320000000002, "end": 10117.320000000002, "text": " I never get lucky at PCs!"}, {"start": 10117.320000000002, "end": 10119.320000000002, "text": " Kareyazere!"}, {"start": 10119.320000000002, "end": 10120.820000000002, "text": " Kareyazere!"}, {"start": 10120.820000000002, "end": 10123.820000000002, "text": " My two best pulls ever is packs bro!"}, {"start": 10126.320000000002, "end": 10127.320000000002, "text": " Hadeshka!"}, {"start": 10128.320000000002, "end": 10129.320000000002, "text": " Hadeshka!"}, {"start": 10130.320000000002, "end": 10131.820000000002, "text": " Excuse me chat, sorry about that."}, {"start": 10132.820000000002, "end": 10133.820000000002, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 10134.320000000002, "end": 10135.320000000002, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 10135.32, "end": 10144.32, "text": " I thought you should know."}, {"start": 10144.32, "end": 10145.32, "text": " Jack."}, {"start": 10145.32, "end": 10146.32, "text": " Jack."}, {"start": 10146.32, "end": 10147.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10147.32, "end": 10155.88, "text": " If anybody in the chat from Bosnia, chat my football coach when I was like 14 was from"}, {"start": 10155.88, "end": 10158.36, "text": " Bosnia chat."}, {"start": 10158.36, "end": 10161.24, "text": " His name was Dennis, coach Dennis."}, {"start": 10161.24, "end": 10170.68, "text": " a nice guy. Anybody have a chat from Bosnia? Well I'm seeing it, actually somebody will"}, {"start": 10170.68, "end": 10182.0, "text": " say yes. Bro, my team overall is chopped. Wait chat, isn't there a way I can do, god"}, {"start": 10182.0, "end": 10199.28, "text": " Isn't there a way I could do, um, yo chat, isn't there a way I could do like higher overalls?"}, {"start": 10199.28, "end": 10200.28, "text": " There's a way you could do it."}, {"start": 10200.28, "end": 10207.28, "text": " I know there is."}, {"start": 10207.28, "end": 10214.28, "text": " Scubber?"}, {"start": 10214.28, "end": 10236.28, "text": " Stab you so the team are going to win one?"}, {"start": 10236.28, "end": 10239.36, "text": " I wasn't paying attention, I wasn't paying attention."}, {"start": 10241.76, "end": 10244.460000000001, "text": " Cause I need to see what reeks for these ones."}, {"start": 10244.460000000001, "end": 10246.44, "text": " Wait Jack, how did you do this?"}, {"start": 10246.44, "end": 10248.36, "text": " With squad builder?"}, {"start": 10248.36, "end": 10250.400000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 10250.400000000001, "end": 10252.36, "text": " Chadlock, see that's why."}, {"start": 10252.36, "end": 10254.480000000001, "text": " Look, I can just do 87 plus."}, {"start": 10257.44, "end": 10258.28, "text": " Fast?"}, {"start": 10266.28, "end": 10272.880000000001, "text": " Get mad, Jinxie. I want to laugh at you. All right. What are you the angriest person ever?"}, {"start": 10272.880000000001, "end": 10277.58, "text": " Millimeter Peter with the five gifted. W. Peter in the chat."}, {"start": 10277.58, "end": 10282.58, "text": " Millimeter Peter thinking of the five gifted. I also have a small penis, my boy."}, {"start": 10282.58, "end": 10286.08, "text": " What did I say, average size?"}, {"start": 10288.58, "end": 10291.58, "text": " I thought you should know."}, {"start": 10296.28, "end": 10311.28, "text": " Jack Moodestream, what did he get?"}, {"start": 10311.28, "end": 10313.28, "text": " He got a good black ice? Devon asks?"}, {"start": 10328.560000000001, "end": 10334.24, "text": " Oh my god three more time we're gonna get an insane sbc bro, an insane fucking sbc"}, {"start": 10341.28, "end": 10348.28, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 10348.28, "end": 10351.28, "text": " Call Jinx the police are out of his house?"}, {"start": 10351.28, "end": 10352.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10352.28, "end": 10355.28, "text": " Did he get swatted?"}, {"start": 10355.28, "end": 10361.28, "text": " Jinx got swatted?"}, {"start": 10361.28, "end": 10366.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10366.28, "end": 10389.76, "text": " I hope he's good."}, {"start": 10389.76, "end": 10390.76, "text": " Okura has got an 87."}, {"start": 10390.76, "end": 10396.76, "text": " Yeah, didn't Okura just have a better season, last season?"}, {"start": 10419.76, "end": 10427.2, "text": " I'm running out of fucking gold bro I swear to God FIFA needs to make it to where you"}, {"start": 10427.2, "end": 10431.800000000001, "text": " have way more SPC storage it's like the biggest scam this game does though they didn't make"}, {"start": 10431.800000000001, "end": 10441.72, "text": " it to where you have way more SPC storage speed up the stream I got shipped to do"}, {"start": 10441.72, "end": 10442.72, "text": " Shut up bro!"}, {"start": 10444.72, "end": 10447.72, "text": " Bro, people need to make it through your way more FPC storage, bro."}, {"start": 10457.72, "end": 10459.72, "text": " You still haven't had FPC storage?"}, {"start": 10459.72, "end": 10464.72, "text": " It's just such a scam to where it's like, okay, I mean, my FPC storage fills up immediately."}, {"start": 10468.72, "end": 10470.72, "text": " How fucking stupid is that?"}, {"start": 10471.72, "end": 10478.279999999999, "text": " Your FBC story just immediately fucking fills. What type of bullshit even is that?"}, {"start": 10478.279999999999, "end": 10487.96, "text": " Speed it up, I got places to be. Yo bro, leave! No one's forcing you to be here, dumbass!"}, {"start": 10490.16, "end": 10496.119999999999, "text": " This whole game is a scam, bro. You're not getting a CS, bro."}, {"start": 10501.72, "end": 10508.72, "text": " This game runs you have CS, that ass. This game runs you have CS."}, {"start": 10509.72, "end": 10519.72, "text": " Bro, last squad on the SBC! Come on! Last squad! Come on!"}, {"start": 10524.72, "end": 10527.72, "text": " Last fucking squad, bro!"}, {"start": 10531.72, "end": 10542.82, "text": " It's more of an 89."}, {"start": 10542.82, "end": 10553.619999999999, "text": " Last one, last one, last one."}, {"start": 10553.62, "end": 10564.34, "text": " Toby is not uh called any route how do you have Toby's number bro what the fuck"}, {"start": 10564.34, "end": 10586.3, "text": " Here we go. This better be done! This better be done!"}, {"start": 10586.300000000001, "end": 10601.140000000001, "text": " 7 out of 4, 88 plus on core icon player pitch."}, {"start": 10601.140000000001, "end": 10602.140000000001, "text": " It's not bad."}, {"start": 10602.140000000001, "end": 10605.18, "text": " It's actually pretty solid."}, {"start": 10605.18, "end": 10608.500000000002, "text": " Okay, that's bad."}, {"start": 10608.500000000002, "end": 10610.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10610.78, "end": 10615.580000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10615.58, "end": 10617.58, "text": " But that took forever."}, {"start": 10618.58, "end": 10620.58, "text": " That took forever!"}, {"start": 10627.58, "end": 10629.58, "text": " This game is a scam, bro."}, {"start": 10631.58, "end": 10633.58, "text": " We have enough for like a couple more packs."}, {"start": 10634.58, "end": 10636.58, "text": " Bro, this game is actually a scam."}, {"start": 10636.58, "end": 10638.58, "text": " No, no, this game is actually a scam."}, {"start": 10639.58, "end": 10640.58, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 10640.58, "end": 10648.4, "text": " I have enough for a couple of more packs bro. Oh my god"}, {"start": 10665.42, "end": 10667.42, "text": " Campbell again bro Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 10670.58, "end": 10672.58, "text": " Bro, what the FUCK ARE MY PAT?!"}, {"start": 10676.58, "end": 10680.58, "text": " Bro, we need more SPC storyboards. Get it ass, bro."}, {"start": 10681.58, "end": 10682.58, "text": " Get it, fuck it ass."}, {"start": 10693.58, "end": 10694.58, "text": " VAR!"}, {"start": 10700.58, "end": 10704.82, "text": " How is it already foooouuuuugh?"}, {"start": 10704.82, "end": 10706.9, "text": " Now I'm done giving these people money."}, {"start": 10706.9, "end": 10708.539999999999, "text": " I'm done giving these people money."}, {"start": 10708.539999999999, "end": 10709.94, "text": " I'm done giving these people money."}, {"start": 10709.94, "end": 10711.539999999999, "text": " Fuck this shit."}, {"start": 10711.539999999999, "end": 10712.539999999999, "text": " Fuck this shit, bro."}, {"start": 10712.539999999999, "end": 10730.14, "text": " I'm so tired of this fucking keeper."}, {"start": 10730.14, "end": 10735.06, "text": " I've gotten every variation of the card 30 times."}, {"start": 10735.06, "end": 10737.74, "text": " Y'all have billions of dollars!"}, {"start": 10737.74, "end": 10741.38, "text": " Can you hire a card editor that is talented"}, {"start": 10741.38, "end": 10745.14, "text": " in any way, shape, or form before you don't give Jethro again?"}, {"start": 10745.14, "end": 10747.42, "text": " So he won't give you the same card 30 times?"}, {"start": 10750.099999999999, "end": 10751.699999999999, "text": " How lazy can you be, bro?"}, {"start": 10751.699999999999, "end": 10752.779999999999, "text": " Dead ass!"}, {"start": 10756.5, "end": 10758.939999999999, "text": " Brother, how lazy can you be?"}, {"start": 10760.14, "end": 10767.14, "text": " Campbell again!"}, {"start": 10767.14, "end": 10770.14, "text": " BOOOOORRAAAAAAAAIT!"}, {"start": 10770.14, "end": 10777.14, "text": " Campbell and Angela again!"}, {"start": 10777.14, "end": 10782.14, "text": " BOOOOORRAAAAAAAIT!"}, {"start": 10782.14, "end": 10806.14, "text": " I'm about to die. I'm about to die, bro. James, take over the prime. Phoenix, rogue, take over the third one."}, {"start": 10812.14, "end": 10821.699999999999, "text": " Jekko again."}, {"start": 10821.699999999999, "end": 10823.859999999999, "text": " Antwerp again."}, {"start": 10823.859999999999, "end": 10824.859999999999, "text": " Jekko again."}, {"start": 10824.859999999999, "end": 10825.859999999999, "text": " Antwerp again."}, {"start": 10825.859999999999, "end": 10826.859999999999, "text": " Get me out of here."}, {"start": 10826.859999999999, "end": 10827.859999999999, "text": " Get me off, people!"}, {"start": 10827.859999999999, "end": 10828.859999999999, "text": " Get me off this shit-bucking-game!"}, {"start": 10828.859999999999, "end": 10829.859999999999, "text": " Dead-ass!"}, {"start": 10829.86, "end": 10832.86, "text": " It's your fucking game, dead ass!"}, {"start": 10859.86, "end": 10882.86, "text": " Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Muda calling? Muda never called me, bro. Let me call Muda."}, {"start": 10882.86, "end": 10897.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, do you want to 1v1 a man by the name of squirtle?"}, {"start": 10897.380000000001, "end": 10902.66, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10902.66, "end": 10906.66, "text": " Okay, let me see if he is down."}, {"start": 10906.66, "end": 10909.220000000001, "text": " I have 35 party invites for him."}, {"start": 10909.22, "end": 10923.34, "text": " assuming he's down. Yeah, I can easily train you. Um, don't play him on Oregon. Oh no, but"}, {"start": 10923.34, "end": 10930.38, "text": " Oregon's only math, you know. Listen, bro, ban lesion shotgun, ban, knock shotgun. All"}, {"start": 10930.38, "end": 10936.38, "text": " he does is play shotguns. And he does this thing with century where he goes for TCSG"}, {"start": 10936.380000000001, "end": 10938.300000000001, "text": " with the shield, bro."}, {"start": 10938.300000000001, "end": 10939.140000000001, "text": " You got this, bro."}, {"start": 10939.140000000001, "end": 10942.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm going to tell you the notes I have on my PC."}, {"start": 10942.220000000001, "end": 10944.060000000001, "text": " Tell me if they're bad."}, {"start": 10944.060000000001, "end": 10948.02, "text": " You have notes on your PC of Squirtle."}, {"start": 10948.02, "end": 10950.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, so say no shields, band, essentially band,"}, {"start": 10950.920000000002, "end": 10953.420000000002, "text": " mute, band, go-yo, or lead, and band, no mad, band,"}, {"start": 10953.420000000002, "end": 10955.1, "text": " don't give me chairs before, stand three,"}, {"start": 10955.1, "end": 10958.380000000001, "text": " or operate at armors."}, {"start": 10958.380000000001, "end": 10959.060000000001, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 10959.060000000001, "end": 10960.62, "text": " That's pretty fucking good, bro."}, {"start": 10960.62, "end": 10961.78, "text": " Let me go talk to them real quick."}, {"start": 10961.78, "end": 10963.420000000002, "text": " Let me go talk to them."}, {"start": 10963.420000000002, "end": 10964.220000000001, "text": " OK, OK, OK."}, {"start": 10966.380000000001, "end": 10975.380000000001, "text": " Yo squirt squirt. Why do I have 30? So why are you calling mood on telling him every"}, {"start": 10975.380000000001, "end": 10983.460000000001, "text": " operator I play? Squirtle are you sick? Well I'm losing my voice bro. You're not sick you're"}, {"start": 10983.460000000001, "end": 10990.380000000001, "text": " losing your voice. Yeah. What happened bro you're like 30 now. Squirtle you're 30 bro."}, {"start": 10990.380000000001, "end": 10998.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's Jack Squirtle is old now listen. So why do I wake up at 5 p.m. And I'm just in your title without ever telling me"}, {"start": 10998.460000000001, "end": 11002.880000000001, "text": " I'm one be one of you to Jack listen squirtle is 30 bro"}, {"start": 11003.980000000001, "end": 11010.720000000001, "text": " I'm not so word what happened bro. You're a old dude now. I'm not old bro. I'm just getting there, bro"}, {"start": 11010.720000000001, "end": 11012.720000000001, "text": " Let me tell you why you put it in title bro. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 11013.660000000002, "end": 11019.080000000002, "text": " Muda seven for me, bro. I need you to avenge him bro or avenge me and 7-0 and bro, please"}, {"start": 11020.380000000001, "end": 11024.18, "text": " Oh, yeah, I saw that he like reverse sweep to you. Yeah, yeah, I saw him"}, {"start": 11025.7, "end": 11028.78, "text": " I'm pretty embarrassing. Yeah, thank you"}, {"start": 11029.060000000001, "end": 11032.26, "text": " Squirtle, I need you to just like introduce him to see bro, please"}, {"start": 11032.26, "end": 11036.820000000002, "text": " Can you just have a know him bro like please? Oh, well I tell him every operator I play then I"}, {"start": 11038.500000000002, "end": 11040.500000000002, "text": " Mean I want to make it fair to him"}, {"start": 11041.140000000001, "end": 11043.140000000001, "text": " How's that fair?"}, {"start": 11044.420000000002, "end": 11046.420000000002, "text": " Squirtle you're good, bro. Yo, I'm just"}, {"start": 11050.380000000001, "end": 11056.400000000001, "text": " Squirtle listen his aim is insane, bro. His aim is actually fucking insane. I'm not kidding"}, {"start": 11057.18, "end": 11059.18, "text": " right"}, {"start": 11059.26, "end": 11061.26, "text": " Let's go to do it puberty, bro"}, {"start": 11061.86, "end": 11067.420000000002, "text": " No, I'm losing my voice. I can barely talk bro. That's what I said at first and then I hit puberty"}, {"start": 11067.420000000002, "end": 11070.78, "text": " That's literally what happened to me. I thought it was just another I've been through puberty, bro"}, {"start": 11072.78, "end": 11074.94, "text": " Like what it's gonna happen all of you"}, {"start": 11074.94, "end": 11084.82, "text": " you five ten five eleven how tall are you how tall are you two years ago two years ago"}, {"start": 11084.82, "end": 11096.060000000001, "text": " yes um pie like five foot bro what you're like old now bro it's your 30 bro I'm 30"}, {"start": 11096.060000000001, "end": 11102.140000000001, "text": " you're the one pushing 30 I'm nowhere near I still have like half my life left till 30"}, {"start": 11102.14, "end": 11105.859999999999, "text": " No, no, no, bro. You're on now, bro. I do"}, {"start": 11106.58, "end": 11112.48, "text": " Remember when I was you bro. I was a little kid, bro. I was a little shit. Yeah, my age you were 411 bro playing golf"}, {"start": 11112.74, "end": 11113.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11113.58, "end": 11120.46, "text": " For girls in 40 years for the squirtle squirtle not the stat not the stat squirtle wait for the are you what grade in school?"}, {"start": 11120.46, "end": 11121.96, "text": " Are you in high school?"}, {"start": 11121.96, "end": 11123.96, "text": " I'm a ninth grade. Yeah"}, {"start": 11124.42, "end": 11130.66, "text": " So if you like to go to a freshman like you're like now I'm homeschooled. Okay. Do you like homeschool?"}, {"start": 11130.66, "end": 11135.18, "text": " know this I didn't know my whole life I knew your homeschool but I didn't know if you were"}, {"start": 11135.18, "end": 11140.42, "text": " gonna go to high school I didn't know no I've been homeschooled my whole life but I don't"}, {"start": 11140.42, "end": 11146.26, "text": " even know what real school is I know it's horrible though and it parts of it is good"}, {"start": 11146.26, "end": 11150.18, "text": " but most of it is horrible but I'm not gonna lie you're not missing much bro yeah I'd"}, {"start": 11150.18, "end": 11155.42, "text": " probably just ego everybody how would you ego people squirtle that doesn't make any sense"}, {"start": 11155.42, "end": 11158.86, "text": " Be the best to talk to me when you're the best controller player."}, {"start": 11158.86, "end": 11162.14, "text": " If you're like Mary Jack, like."}, {"start": 11162.14, "end": 11165.58, "text": " All right, all right, let me..."}, {"start": 11165.58, "end": 11167.84, "text": " I would run a school, bro."}, {"start": 11167.84, "end": 11168.84, "text": " I know, I know."}, {"start": 11168.84, "end": 11172.0, "text": " Sordo, can you try the Discord call with me and Muda?"}, {"start": 11172.0, "end": 11173.08, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11173.08, "end": 11174.08, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 11174.08, "end": 11176.76, "text": " He's seven for me, bro, so tighten up, lock it."}, {"start": 11176.76, "end": 11178.32, "text": " There's like..."}, {"start": 11178.32, "end": 11182.0, "text": " All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 11182.0, "end": 11183.64, "text": " This is gonna be peak."}, {"start": 11183.64, "end": 11185.08, "text": " This is gonna be good."}, {"start": 11190.08, "end": 11193.4, "text": " And your face tells a story."}, {"start": 11194.76, "end": 11197.16, "text": " I thought you should know."}, {"start": 11199.56, "end": 11202.28, "text": " Na, na, na, na, na, na."}, {"start": 11202.28, "end": 11204.08, "text": " No, na, no, na, no."}, {"start": 11204.08, "end": 11205.68, "text": " Jack, what day is today, bro?"}, {"start": 11205.68, "end": 11207.0, "text": " For that chat service in three days."}, {"start": 11207.0, "end": 11209.12, "text": " I do have to practice today."}, {"start": 11209.12, "end": 11211.08, "text": " Yo, Jack, tell Ron if he wants to get his ass kicked"}, {"start": 11211.08, "end": 11213.72, "text": " in practice for the tournament, I'm always down."}, {"start": 11213.72, "end": 11215.42, "text": " Just tell Ron if he wants to get his ass kicked,"}, {"start": 11215.42, "end": 11217.039999999999, "text": " I'm always down after this."}, {"start": 11217.039999999999, "end": 11218.68, "text": " I'm always down to whip some ass."}, {"start": 11221.48, "end": 11224.4, "text": " You make whitening strips look like tan?"}, {"start": 11224.4, "end": 11227.16, "text": " Bald goes, I literally don't know what that means."}, {"start": 11227.16, "end": 11229.52, "text": " Bald goes, I don't know what that means, bro."}, {"start": 11237.48, "end": 11239.039999999999, "text": " Hivemind, my discord's not loading."}, {"start": 11239.04, "end": 11259.320000000002, "text": " help. Hi, mind my discord. Hi, mind my discord sound loader. Hi, mind help. Yeah,"}, {"start": 11259.320000000002, "end": 11262.320000000002, "text": " talk about it. He wants to get his ass kicked and trained in some chess. I'm"}, {"start": 11262.320000000002, "end": 11266.960000000001, "text": " always down to whips some s. Yeah, whatever I'm saying. Yeah, I'm pretty"}, {"start": 11266.960000000001, "end": 11275.980000000001, "text": " confident for 200 a low bro. Okay now let me make a group call with a Gluta and"}, {"start": 11275.98, "end": 11277.98, "text": " Ants work."}, {"start": 11277.98, "end": 11279.98, "text": " Jinxed ecavata."}, {"start": 11285.98, "end": 11287.98, "text": " Jinxed ecavata."}, {"start": 11293.98, "end": 11295.98, "text": " Jinxed ecavata."}, {"start": 11299.98, "end": 11302.98, "text": " Ron is practicing with a chess player."}, {"start": 11302.98, "end": 11304.98, "text": " Vast."}, {"start": 11305.98, "end": 11310.98, "text": " He's practicing chess?"}, {"start": 11310.98, "end": 11311.98, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 11311.98, "end": 11313.98, "text": " You watch this occasionally?"}, {"start": 11313.98, "end": 11314.98, "text": " Yo, yo, yo."}, {"start": 11314.98, "end": 11319.98, "text": " You said you were going to train me for a second before you put me into a 1v1 with this guy I've never even heard of."}, {"start": 11319.98, "end": 11321.98, "text": " You want me to train you, bro?"}, {"start": 11321.98, "end": 11323.98, "text": " Just a quick..."}, {"start": 11323.98, "end": 11324.98, "text": " Let me train you."}, {"start": 11324.98, "end": 11325.98, "text": " You're not going to win, bro."}, {"start": 11325.98, "end": 11326.98, "text": " I'm just going to keep it about you."}, {"start": 11326.98, "end": 11328.98, "text": " Yo, it's too early."}, {"start": 11328.98, "end": 11330.98, "text": " Bro, I have to take the trash out real quick."}, {"start": 11330.98, "end": 11331.98, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11331.98, "end": 11332.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11332.98, "end": 11333.98, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 11333.98, "end": 11337.02, "text": " Let's go to your mom. Yeah, you yeah"}, {"start": 11338.42, "end": 11344.38, "text": " Muda this guy's the best 1v1 player on console right now. Okay, if you beat him, I"}, {"start": 11345.38, "end": 11352.32, "text": " Literally suck your dick mood. I'm not even kidding. Okay, if you like he's the best 1v1 player on console right now"}, {"start": 11352.56, "end": 11354.9, "text": " Who has beat him? Who has beat him so far on PC?"}, {"start": 11356.18, "end": 11359.859999999999, "text": " On PC sport beat him. It was seven to four"}, {"start": 11360.38, "end": 11362.38, "text": " Bodo beat him. It was seven to five"}, {"start": 11362.380000000001, "end": 11365.380000000001, "text": " Wait, didn't you beat Bolo?"}, {"start": 11365.380000000001, "end": 11366.380000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11366.380000000001, "end": 11367.380000000001, "text": " Bro crap."}, {"start": 11367.380000000001, "end": 11368.380000000001, "text": " Can I see video proof?"}, {"start": 11368.380000000001, "end": 11369.380000000001, "text": " I don't believe this."}, {"start": 11369.380000000001, "end": 11370.380000000001, "text": " Yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 11370.380000000001, "end": 11371.380000000001, "text": " Mods."}, {"start": 11371.380000000001, "end": 11372.380000000001, "text": " Can we..."}, {"start": 11372.380000000001, "end": 11375.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, he was not going easy, bro."}, {"start": 11375.380000000001, "end": 11377.380000000001, "text": " Mods, do we have footage of the Vaude?"}, {"start": 11377.380000000001, "end": 11378.380000000001, "text": " Can someone send me the Vaude?"}, {"start": 11378.380000000001, "end": 11380.380000000001, "text": " So I can send it to Jixi?"}, {"start": 11380.380000000001, "end": 11382.380000000001, "text": " Hi, guys."}, {"start": 11382.380000000001, "end": 11383.380000000001, "text": " He sent it to me."}, {"start": 11383.380000000001, "end": 11384.380000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11384.380000000001, "end": 11389.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, it was 7-6 to him."}, {"start": 11389.380000000001, "end": 11391.380000000001, "text": " Hey, Jixi, bro."}, {"start": 11391.380000000001, "end": 11394.980000000001, "text": " Bro, I said it was a good day."}, {"start": 11396.580000000002, "end": 11397.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 11397.480000000001, "end": 11398.78, "text": " I don't even remember yesterday."}, {"start": 11398.78, "end": 11400.18, "text": " It was a blur to me, bro."}, {"start": 11401.18, "end": 11402.380000000001, "text": " It was a blur, bro."}, {"start": 11402.68, "end": 11405.380000000001, "text": " Look, dude, all I had to do was pan thorn, bro."}, {"start": 11405.380000000001, "end": 11406.78, "text": " I'm actually a jackass."}, {"start": 11412.080000000002, "end": 11413.18, "text": " It's all good, bro."}, {"start": 11413.18, "end": 11413.68, "text": " It's all good."}, {"start": 11413.68, "end": 11414.28, "text": " It's all good."}, {"start": 11415.28, "end": 11417.18, "text": " Look, bro, let me say this though."}, {"start": 11417.18, "end": 11420.78, "text": " Muda, if you beat this kid right here, you are the"}, {"start": 11420.78, "end": 11422.62, "text": " greatest"}, {"start": 11422.62, "end": 11423.460000000001, "text": " maybe"}, {"start": 11423.460000000001, "end": 11424.58, "text": " human"}, {"start": 11424.58, "end": 11425.74, "text": " i don't know what is that"}, {"start": 11425.74, "end": 11426.820000000002, "text": " smooth out"}, {"start": 11426.820000000002, "end": 11429.300000000001, "text": " it's like what your second week on the game"}, {"start": 11429.300000000001, "end": 11431.78, "text": " narams like one week in one day"}, {"start": 11431.78, "end": 11436.86, "text": " so you beat ritchie on bc you beat bolo you beat me"}, {"start": 11436.86, "end": 11438.74, "text": " and now you're playing squirtle"}, {"start": 11438.74, "end": 11441.060000000001, "text": " uh... i'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 11441.060000000001, "end": 11445.060000000001, "text": " if you win this round i'll be flabbergasted"}, {"start": 11445.060000000001, "end": 11448.980000000001, "text": " and it's a game i'm gonna find out bro there's only one way to find out"}, {"start": 11448.98, "end": 11449.82, "text": " Mods are for predictions."}, {"start": 11449.82, "end": 11451.42, "text": " I mean, to the game."}, {"start": 11451.42, "end": 11453.3, "text": " Yo, Squirtle, take it easy, bro."}, {"start": 11453.3, "end": 11454.22, "text": " I'm loading up."}, {"start": 11454.22, "end": 11456.26, "text": " Whoa, just take it easy, man."}, {"start": 11456.26, "end": 11459.26, "text": " You ever spent your 8th and Josh episode with Squirtle?"}, {"start": 11459.26, "end": 11463.46, "text": " Yeah, can I have like $5,000 after I win this?"}, {"start": 11463.46, "end": 11465.699999999999, "text": " Whoa, just take it easy, man."}, {"start": 11465.699999999999, "end": 11467.539999999999, "text": " So Squirtle, what do you think of Mooda as a player,"}, {"start": 11467.539999999999, "end": 11469.5, "text": " bro?"}, {"start": 11469.5, "end": 11470.66, "text": " He's better than you."}, {"start": 11470.66, "end": 11473.3, "text": " Like, let me get that straight."}, {"start": 11473.3, "end": 11475.26, "text": " But he's still terrible compared to me."}, {"start": 11475.26, "end": 11477.859999999999, "text": " Like, compared to me to you is awful."}, {"start": 11477.86, "end": 11479.86, "text": " I mean honestly Squirtle with Alice 15 years old"}, {"start": 11479.86, "end": 11481.86, "text": " Brad and me staying the same thing Brad are really"}, {"start": 11481.86, "end": 11483.86, "text": " I really really big ego about you"}, {"start": 11483.86, "end": 11485.86, "text": " You're like 37 years old"}, {"start": 11485.86, "end": 11487.86, "text": " I am 21 years old"}, {"start": 11487.86, "end": 11489.86, "text": " You're pushing 30"}, {"start": 11489.86, "end": 11491.86, "text": " Squirtle just because not everybody is"}, {"start": 11491.86, "end": 11493.86, "text": " 12 it doesn't mean they're pushing 30"}, {"start": 11493.86, "end": 11495.86, "text": " He saw photos of"}, {"start": 11495.86, "end": 11497.86, "text": " black and white bro he didn't see color"}, {"start": 11497.86, "end": 11499.86, "text": " back in the day bro"}, {"start": 11499.86, "end": 11501.86, "text": " Photos didn't have color when he was"}, {"start": 11501.86, "end": 11503.86, "text": " born bro"}, {"start": 11503.86, "end": 11505.86, "text": " I just saw a video of"}, {"start": 11505.86, "end": 11514.82, "text": " his balls on your forehead what is that about well I can beat him first of all"}, {"start": 11514.82, "end": 11522.54, "text": " was that a what was it was AI you know okay can see set me up he set me up I"}, {"start": 11522.54, "end": 11527.58, "text": " wasn't aware that I was gonna one-to-one him until five minutes before so I"}, {"start": 11527.58, "end": 11531.42, "text": " couldn't mentally prepare myself and then he won yeah I mean I'm better than"}, {"start": 11531.42, "end": 11536.42, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 11536.42, "end": 11550.42, "text": " Okay. So, this is interesting, bro. Let me let me think about this. If I was to make a prediction on who I think would win, I would say Squirtle wins 7 to 3. That is my prediction."}, {"start": 11550.42, "end": 11551.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11551.42, "end": 11553.42, "text": " You know what I got? You know what I got here."}, {"start": 11553.42, "end": 11558.42, "text": " Wait, but y'all are doing Orkin? That's Squirtle's best map, bro."}, {"start": 11558.42, "end": 11565.42, "text": " He won't put me on boarder, I'd rather get off."}, {"start": 11565.42, "end": 11569.54, "text": " JC also beat you on Oregon, is that not Oregon, sorry, on boarder?"}, {"start": 11569.54, "end": 11573.62, "text": " So, let me speak, let me speak."}, {"start": 11573.62, "end": 11578.960000000001, "text": " So I won V1 him for the 50th time in a row, I beat him 49 times, right?"}, {"start": 11578.960000000001, "end": 11583.9, "text": " This guy knows my worst map was boarder, I've never won a 1v1 on that map."}, {"start": 11583.9, "end": 11590.52, "text": " And he puts me on boarder and tells me to cry about it and then beats me. Yeah, whatever. He can't beat me on any other map"}, {"start": 11590.52, "end": 11597.96, "text": " Yeah, you're leaving out the detail that you asked me to 1v1 you. Yeah, listen Muda. Yeah, but I didn't ask to play you on boarder"}, {"start": 11598.9, "end": 11602.32, "text": " Muda Muda listen listen just to give you some reference here"}, {"start": 11602.32, "end": 11607.48, "text": " I have not beat Squirtle on an organ 1v1 in two years, bro"}, {"start": 11607.92, "end": 11612.76, "text": " If you beat Squirtle, I don't even know what to say, bro. I have not beat him in two years"}, {"start": 11612.76, "end": 11616.64, "text": " wait this is you beating Bobo right here this is you yeah yeah that's the"}, {"start": 11616.64, "end": 11623.72, "text": " time stamp oh god bro see do I beat I beat I don't know if he was trying okay"}, {"start": 11623.72, "end": 11630.36, "text": " well never be stomping though yeah never be stomping though true oh it was up to"}, {"start": 11630.36, "end": 11635.960000000001, "text": " four or two you say most of its math I wouldn't be yo okay if it up to four"}, {"start": 11635.960000000001, "end": 11639.12, "text": " doesn't matter I wouldn't be spoiled on clubhouse I would say I would say a lot"}, {"start": 11639.12, "end": 11644.58, "text": " It's not fair it doesn't count before bad jitzy. I don't know you set it up"}, {"start": 11644.58, "end": 11649.2, "text": " He said the one you can see right or wrong if it was clubhouse. I would have wanted to force the four"}, {"start": 11649.68, "end": 11651.68, "text": " Mine's always like a little bit delayed"}, {"start": 11654.720000000001, "end": 11656.720000000001, "text": " Mine's like like like a"}, {"start": 11656.72, "end": 11669.06, "text": " So where is this guy in the lobby is he like ducking like what what's going on?"}, {"start": 11669.06, "end": 11675.74, "text": " No, it looks like he was kind of trying mood I am mood I invited you by the way"}, {"start": 11675.74, "end": 11683.099999999999, "text": " So it was better bobo or so 15 year old kid in his mom's basement me trash out of"}, {"start": 11683.099999999999, "end": 11684.099999999999, "text": " 30 seconds ago."}, {"start": 11684.099999999999, "end": 11685.099999999999, "text": " I mean, okay."}, {"start": 11685.1, "end": 11686.36, "text": " I don't have a basement."}, {"start": 11686.36, "end": 11688.1, "text": " Squirtles, so I actually don't know."}, {"start": 11688.1, "end": 11688.94, "text": " Okay, he's-"}, {"start": 11688.94, "end": 11690.94, "text": " Are you gonna win this, Muda?"}, {"start": 11690.94, "end": 11693.82, "text": " First to seven, one, he was trying his hardest."}, {"start": 11693.82, "end": 11695.62, "text": " Two, who would try against Muda?"}, {"start": 11695.62, "end": 11697.12, "text": " The kid sucked at the game."}, {"start": 11698.5, "end": 11700.300000000001, "text": " Two, I don't live in my basement."}, {"start": 11700.300000000001, "end": 11701.140000000001, "text": " I don't live in my basement."}, {"start": 11701.140000000001, "end": 11702.82, "text": " Squirtles, swap teams, Squirtles, swap teams, go."}, {"start": 11702.82, "end": 11703.66, "text": " Nope, nope, nope."}, {"start": 11703.66, "end": 11706.18, "text": " Before Squirtles, before this, before me."}, {"start": 11706.18, "end": 11707.380000000001, "text": " Nope, nope."}, {"start": 11707.380000000001, "end": 11708.5, "text": " He's not swapping, bro."}, {"start": 11708.5, "end": 11709.82, "text": " This kid is toxic, Muda."}, {"start": 11709.82, "end": 11711.62, "text": " He's like, listen, listen, Squirtles."}, {"start": 11711.62, "end": 11713.5, "text": " This kid wants, like this kid hates you, bro."}, {"start": 11713.5, "end": 11720.5, "text": " like"}, {"start": 11720.9, "end": 11724.46, "text": " you have how many hours on this game squirtle a thousand dollars and i'll"}, {"start": 11724.46, "end": 11728.08, "text": " switch a thousand dollars and i'll see what i think it's how it's getting squirtle"}, {"start": 11728.08, "end": 11730.78, "text": " squirtle squirtle squirtle i'm just you know just why are we gonna hold up"}, {"start": 11730.78, "end": 11734.1, "text": " thousands of people right now squirtle listen"}, {"start": 11734.1, "end": 11737.06, "text": " you have a thousand you have how many hours"}, {"start": 11737.06, "end": 11738.98, "text": " in this game"}, {"start": 11738.98, "end": 11745.98, "text": " uh... how many and i have five hundred days on this one account"}, {"start": 11746.14, "end": 11750.98, "text": " i think i need to use on the game like i think i have twenty i have twenty"}, {"start": 11750.98, "end": 11753.26, "text": " or do it"}, {"start": 11753.26, "end": 11756.9, "text": " but it's not a lot of your first no but i'm not listening to bernard"}, {"start": 11756.9, "end": 11758.439999999999, "text": " i was here first"}, {"start": 11758.439999999999, "end": 11760.82, "text": " wait to squirtle no matter what you're not going to switch"}, {"start": 11760.82, "end": 11763.939999999999, "text": " well i'm not switching a lot they get a thousand dollars"}, {"start": 11763.939999999999, "end": 11767.699999999999, "text": " hey buddy buddy i'm not giving you a grand to click a button"}, {"start": 11767.7, "end": 11772.0, "text": " You probably made a thousand dollars by while we're sitting here bro, like no talk"}, {"start": 11772.5, "end": 11774.5, "text": " Yo Bernard"}, {"start": 11774.78, "end": 11776.78, "text": " I'm not listening to Bernard"}, {"start": 11777.7, "end": 11780.220000000001, "text": " Who do you like more Squirtle or Muda?"}, {"start": 11792.1, "end": 11796.94, "text": " No, not the Pokemon Squirtle is not actually your friend so I'm not your friend"}, {"start": 11797.7, "end": 11800.66, "text": " Squirtle is uh, what's it called squirtle is the r6 player"}, {"start": 11804.900000000001, "end": 11808.820000000002, "text": " Speed it up a little bit. We're never they both want defense you pick who gets it"}, {"start": 11810.26, "end": 11816.42, "text": " I'll play me in the hossea. All right. I'll say mood against the north this time. I'm not I'm not something I'm not"}, {"start": 11817.78, "end": 11819.78, "text": " Bernard"}, {"start": 11823.62, "end": 11825.94, "text": " Well, let me get to say squirtle if you don't"}, {"start": 11825.94, "end": 11832.04, "text": " If you don't win this 1v1 like the you should win this one you should be as confident as you can be"}, {"start": 11836.980000000001, "end": 11838.980000000001, "text": " I've been against the best"}, {"start": 11850.7, "end": 11855.24, "text": " I'm just gonna click the shuffle button bro and as you shuffle I'm switching really fast back"}, {"start": 11855.94, "end": 11861.5, "text": " You're sick in the head dude. Yo turtle, why do you want defense this bad bro?"}, {"start": 11861.5, "end": 11862.94, "text": " Would you rather die than lose?"}, {"start": 11862.94, "end": 11865.94, "text": " Because he wants it, I don't care. He wants it so I'm not letting him have it."}, {"start": 11867.94, "end": 11869.94, "text": " So you're just being a thorn in his side."}, {"start": 11870.5, "end": 11871.58, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 11871.58, "end": 11875.880000000001, "text": " So that's why I respect you bro. You're a different, you're a different folk man. You're a different kind of fellow."}, {"start": 11877.220000000001, "end": 11878.86, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 11878.86, "end": 11881.62, "text": " So, squirtle, you hate Bernard and you're not gonna listen to Bernard."}, {"start": 11882.220000000001, "end": 11884.220000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 11885.94, "end": 11887.9, "text": " The chat is calling this an ego battle."}, {"start": 11887.9, "end": 11888.94, "text": " I kind of agree, man."}, {"start": 11888.94, "end": 11890.460000000001, "text": " Both sides won't give up defense."}, {"start": 11890.460000000001, "end": 11891.86, "text": " This is an ego battle."}, {"start": 11891.86, "end": 11892.7, "text": " Now I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 11892.7, "end": 11895.58, "text": " The person to go to attack probably just has more aura."}, {"start": 11895.58, "end": 11896.980000000001, "text": " Cause I mean, they just have more confidence."}, {"start": 11896.980000000001, "end": 11897.82, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 11897.82, "end": 11900.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, you're trying to manipulate me going into it."}, {"start": 11900.300000000001, "end": 11901.42, "text": " I'm not stupid."}, {"start": 11901.42, "end": 11903.74, "text": " I know your games, bro."}, {"start": 11903.74, "end": 11905.42, "text": " I know what you're trying to do."}, {"start": 11905.42, "end": 11907.460000000001, "text": " And trust me, I'm not falling for it."}, {"start": 11907.460000000001, "end": 11909.220000000001, "text": " I'm not stupid."}, {"start": 11909.220000000001, "end": 11910.060000000001, "text": " Squirt."}, {"start": 11910.060000000001, "end": 11912.140000000001, "text": " You're gonna bait me into going to attack"}, {"start": 11912.140000000001, "end": 11913.300000000001, "text": " so I have more aura."}, {"start": 11913.300000000001, "end": 11915.74, "text": " What type of, what type of like?"}, {"start": 11915.74, "end": 11921.24, "text": " So, let me get this straight. You don't even care about defending. You just want it because Mudo wants it?"}, {"start": 11921.9, "end": 11923.42, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 11923.42, "end": 11929.5, "text": " Yeah, you're actually you might actually be a sociopath, bro. You might actually be a fucking sociopath, score."}, {"start": 11930.82, "end": 11931.98, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 11931.98, "end": 11933.98, "text": " Do you know what a sociopath is?"}, {"start": 11934.98, "end": 11937.98, "text": " People have told me I might be one, but I don't really care."}, {"start": 11937.98, "end": 11941.46, "text": " Bro, here bro, here. I'll switch teams, bro, because-"}, {"start": 11941.46, "end": 11942.46, "text": " Good boy!"}, {"start": 11942.46, "end": 11943.46, "text": " Good boy!"}, {"start": 11943.46, "end": 11944.46, "text": " Good boy!"}, {"start": 11944.460000000001, "end": 11959.980000000001, "text": " I'm supposed to lose this so it's okay. I'm supposed to lose this. So it's fine. Good boy."}, {"start": 11959.980000000001, "end": 11966.140000000001, "text": " All right, ladies and gentlemen, I know what you do. You're going to sit on DM,"}, {"start": 11966.140000000001, "end": 11971.18, "text": " mod is the whole game with the C4. You're going to be in every opp I play. Yep. I'm going to be"}, {"start": 11971.18, "end": 11975.02, "text": " Hey, then maybe we can shot them like a good plan."}, {"start": 11975.02, "end": 11977.34, "text": " Chatsport over says, Muda, who do you got buddy this?"}, {"start": 11982.06, "end": 11985.34, "text": " Muda, whatever you do, don't let this guy into your head, bro."}, {"start": 11985.34, "end": 11987.58, "text": " Because once he gets in, he can't get it out."}, {"start": 11987.58, "end": 11988.98, "text": " Once he gets in, he can't get it out."}, {"start": 11988.98, "end": 11990.54, "text": " He's got the might of the fore, bro."}, {"start": 11990.54, "end": 11992.74, "text": " Don't let this fucking kid in your head."}, {"start": 11992.74, "end": 11996.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, right, you fuck."}, {"start": 11996.220000000001, "end": 11998.220000000001, "text": " I'm the dawn of this game, brittle."}, {"start": 11998.220000000001, "end": 11999.54, "text": " I'm the dawn."}, {"start": 11999.54, "end": 12003.54, "text": " No controller player even comes close to me bro, like none."}, {"start": 12003.54, "end": 12013.300000000001, "text": " So, Squirtle, I'm gonna name players and just like talk until you hear somebody better than you on controller, alright?"}, {"start": 12013.300000000001, "end": 12017.460000000001, "text": " So talk when you hear somebody better. Yes, when someone's better than you."}, {"start": 12017.460000000001, "end": 12022.660000000002, "text": " On control. Alright, uh, Jynxie."}, {"start": 12022.660000000002, "end": 12026.94, "text": " Richie."}, {"start": 12026.94, "end": 12027.44, "text": " Minga"}, {"start": 12031.1, "end": 12032.1, "text": " Uh, Kacen"}, {"start": 12035.1, "end": 12037.32, "text": " Uh, Stumpin"}, {"start": 12039.32, "end": 12040.32, "text": " Barra!"}, {"start": 12040.560000000001, "end": 12042.060000000001, "text": " So Squirtle, you're better than all of them"}, {"start": 12048.460000000001, "end": 12049.960000000001, "text": " Stumpin' on the ground"}, {"start": 12049.960000000001, "end": 12062.54, "text": " Ego Mogged Aura."}, {"start": 12062.54, "end": 12063.54, "text": " Squirtle vs. Muda."}, {"start": 12063.54, "end": 12064.54, "text": " Round 1 under bay."}, {"start": 12064.54, "end": 12071.94, "text": " Muda is on a hot streak of winning 1v1s right now."}, {"start": 12071.94, "end": 12077.300000000001, "text": " He beat Richie, he beat Bolo, he beat me, but now he faces Squirtle, who is right now"}, {"start": 12077.300000000001, "end": 12079.460000000001, "text": " the best 1v1 player on console."}, {"start": 12082.900000000001, "end": 12085.140000000001, "text": " Squirtle starting off, sweating his nuts off"}, {"start": 12085.140000000001, "end": 12086.240000000002, "text": " on the Legion Chaka."}, {"start": 12088.500000000002, "end": 12089.840000000002, "text": " Muda on ace."}, {"start": 12091.300000000001, "end": 12092.660000000002, "text": " Muda's trying to drone."}, {"start": 12094.78, "end": 12097.580000000002, "text": " Muda's actually doing a good job of protecting his drones."}, {"start": 12098.420000000002, "end": 12100.580000000002, "text": " This is not bad drone work for Muda here."}, {"start": 12104.7, "end": 12106.740000000002, "text": " Muda's droney below looking for a C4."}, {"start": 12106.74, "end": 12113.74, "text": " can't find it. He's now going to start looking for Squirtle. He knows there's no C4 below,"}, {"start": 12113.74, "end": 12129.74, "text": " so he knows his entry point is clear. He knows that Squirtle wrote it."}, {"start": 12129.74, "end": 12139.74, "text": " I don't know what to do to know if that's what I'll be left with."}, {"start": 12139.74, "end": 12150.74, "text": " Move to some 1xp, move to some 1xp."}, {"start": 12150.74, "end": 12152.74, "text": " Who's on 1xp?"}, {"start": 12152.74, "end": 12154.74, "text": " Who's on 1xp?"}, {"start": 12170.74, "end": 12172.74, "text": " You need to hop back on the camera."}, {"start": 12175.74, "end": 12178.74, "text": " 50 seconds on the clock. He's gonna read your own squirtle."}, {"start": 12178.74, "end": 12185.74, "text": " He's trying to locate exactly where the squirrel is trying."}, {"start": 12185.74, "end": 12186.74, "text": " Seize him!"}, {"start": 12186.74, "end": 12188.74, "text": " Muda takes space off of that!"}, {"start": 12188.74, "end": 12191.74, "text": " Muda knows exactly where the squirrel is going to be."}, {"start": 12191.74, "end": 12192.74, "text": " Face the planet."}, {"start": 12192.74, "end": 12197.74, "text": " The squirrel is probably too smart to fall for that though."}, {"start": 12197.74, "end": 12200.74, "text": " To be honest, Muda does have side control."}, {"start": 12200.74, "end": 12206.74, "text": " This is really tricky for the squirrel."}, {"start": 12206.74, "end": 12208.74, "text": " You can see his foot on that angle."}, {"start": 12208.74, "end": 12212.74, "text": " We're just gonna have to run to the bunk bed and stick a plant, but I think Squirtle's gonna wallbang."}, {"start": 12212.74, "end": 12214.74, "text": " We're only gonna have eight bullets!"}, {"start": 12216.74, "end": 12218.74, "text": " What are you doing? What are you doing?"}, {"start": 12218.74, "end": 12221.74, "text": " You're so free. You're so free."}, {"start": 12221.74, "end": 12223.74, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 12223.74, "end": 12226.74, "text": " You're like so lost. Like what?"}, {"start": 12226.74, "end": 12229.74, "text": " There's no way you lost to this guy. No."}, {"start": 12229.74, "end": 12232.74, "text": " You're that bad, Hinksy."}, {"start": 12232.74, "end": 12233.74, "text": " You're that bad?"}, {"start": 12233.74, "end": 12234.74, "text": " How did I get it straight?"}, {"start": 12234.74, "end": 12236.02, "text": " You lost to this guy?"}, {"start": 12236.02, "end": 12237.02, "text": " Dude, this bag."}, {"start": 12237.02, "end": 12238.02, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12238.02, "end": 12241.02, "text": " My mic's not even on, you little freak."}, {"start": 12241.02, "end": 12244.74, "text": " Oh, I didn't know you were this bad."}, {"start": 12244.74, "end": 12245.74, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12245.74, "end": 12247.74, "text": " Can't see a bad."}, {"start": 12247.74, "end": 12248.74, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12248.74, "end": 12250.74, "text": " How does this turn into me getting insulted?"}, {"start": 12250.74, "end": 12252.74, "text": " Yo, Moody, you feel like I'm over here?"}, {"start": 12252.74, "end": 12254.74, "text": " I should have understood that."}, {"start": 12254.74, "end": 12255.74, "text": " Oh, Moody's deafened."}, {"start": 12255.74, "end": 12256.74, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12256.74, "end": 12257.74, "text": " I think he's deafened to you."}, {"start": 12257.74, "end": 12258.74, "text": " I'm already in the head."}, {"start": 12258.74, "end": 12259.74, "text": " He's deafened for a reason."}, {"start": 12259.74, "end": 12260.74, "text": " I'm already in the head, bro."}, {"start": 12260.74, "end": 12264.74, "text": " It denied all he wanted, denied all he wanted."}, {"start": 12264.74, "end": 12266.74, "text": " Moody in the head."}, {"start": 12266.74, "end": 12268.74, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 12268.74, "end": 12271.74, "text": " I'm already in the head. Yup. Yup."}, {"start": 12271.74, "end": 12272.74, "text": " Moody in the head."}, {"start": 12272.74, "end": 12274.74, "text": " Okay, and defuse bombs."}, {"start": 12274.74, "end": 12278.74, "text": " Tixie, you saw that plant position when he walked in the breeze, right?"}, {"start": 12278.74, "end": 12279.74, "text": " You saw that, right?"}, {"start": 12279.74, "end": 12280.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12280.74, "end": 12282.74, "text": " Plant it in a maze?"}, {"start": 12282.74, "end": 12283.74, "text": " That was terrible."}, {"start": 12283.74, "end": 12285.74, "text": " We call that a juicy plant, bro."}, {"start": 12285.74, "end": 12286.74, "text": " That's what we call it."}, {"start": 12286.74, "end": 12288.74, "text": " That's not what we call it, bro."}, {"start": 12288.74, "end": 12290.74, "text": " Squirtle, can you stop turning to this, bro?"}, {"start": 12294.02, "end": 12295.78, "text": " That's how we called it, though, no?"}, {"start": 12295.78, "end": 12298.02, "text": " I thought that was the last time I was looking for you."}, {"start": 12298.02, "end": 12300.58, "text": " I won, and guess what, I've never tried to win."}, {"start": 12301.94, "end": 12303.82, "text": " Oh, so you're weird, you're a fake friend?"}, {"start": 12303.82, "end": 12306.06, "text": " Okay, chat, you just admitted for being a fake friend."}, {"start": 12306.06, "end": 12307.14, "text": " You just saw it here."}, {"start": 12307.14, "end": 12308.46, "text": " Known him for three years,"}, {"start": 12308.46, "end": 12310.22, "text": " and he's not one of you running, man."}, {"start": 12310.22, "end": 12312.26, "text": " Bro, Squirtle, I probably will pay you again,"}, {"start": 12312.26, "end": 12313.78, "text": " but all right now."}, {"start": 12313.78, "end": 12315.18, "text": " Yo, focus on winning this game"}, {"start": 12315.18, "end": 12317.58, "text": " with Reka's Epic Tease, bro, please."}, {"start": 12317.58, "end": 12322.68, "text": " I don't have to focus bro, like this guy you low-trapped and valorant to hit a rank bro"}, {"start": 12347.58, "end": 12363.88, "text": " Squirtle flying trophy, moody flying back."}, {"start": 12363.88, "end": 12369.08, "text": " Squirtle flashes the Aruni, Ace is so good at what he wants, he has two flashbangs,"}, {"start": 12399.08, "end": 12404.6, "text": " Yo, okay, it's weird one be wanting this kid. He doesn't know what he's doing. What?"}, {"start": 12407.32, "end": 12411.16, "text": " Okay, okay, I have to adapt to this kid. What the hell?"}, {"start": 12411.8, "end": 12417.72, "text": " You just guys just going what up? What am I playing against? What the hell?"}, {"start": 12419.8, "end": 12422.039999999999, "text": " This guy's just putting his face on the barricade when I"}, {"start": 12422.04, "end": 12426.560000000001, "text": " I hope it's not that bad."}, {"start": 12426.560000000001, "end": 12429.320000000002, "text": " Wait, Squirtle already dropped around."}, {"start": 12429.320000000002, "end": 12432.04, "text": " In Yeti's getting mad."}, {"start": 12432.04, "end": 12435.2, "text": " Bro, if Muda ends up winning this,"}, {"start": 12435.2, "end": 12438.36, "text": " I'll actually be speechless, bro."}, {"start": 12438.36, "end": 12441.04, "text": " I'll actually be speechless."}, {"start": 12441.04, "end": 12443.560000000001, "text": " I can definitely see why Kitsie lost this guy."}, {"start": 12443.560000000001, "end": 12445.480000000001, "text": " You got it."}, {"start": 12445.480000000001, "end": 12446.12, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 12446.12, "end": 12447.560000000001, "text": " You never know what's coming next."}, {"start": 12447.560000000001, "end": 12448.720000000001, "text": " That his aim is perfect, bro."}, {"start": 12448.720000000001, "end": 12451.080000000002, "text": " It's pretty miserable."}, {"start": 12451.08, "end": 12452.42, "text": " Enjoy, bro. Have fun."}, {"start": 12452.42, "end": 12454.08, "text": " It's like, you don't even know, bro."}, {"start": 12454.08, "end": 12457.42, "text": " I can see why, because he's putting a face on Beargaze"}, {"start": 12457.42, "end": 12460.56, "text": " without knowing what he's doing."}, {"start": 12460.56, "end": 12461.56, "text": " OK, let's see."}, {"start": 12464.56, "end": 12465.64, "text": " See, the thing about me, you know,"}, {"start": 12465.64, "end": 12468.56, "text": " is I adapt mid-1v1, you don't adapt."}, {"start": 12468.56, "end": 12470.32, "text": " You're just an idiot, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 12470.32, "end": 12471.0, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 12471.0, "end": 12474.44, "text": " Happy Wednesday, me and Loak Jake and DeFuse Bob."}, {"start": 12474.44, "end": 12475.44, "text": " Bro, just win the game, bro."}, {"start": 12475.44, "end": 12475.8, "text": " You got it?"}, {"start": 12475.8, "end": 12476.72, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 12476.72, "end": 12478.96, "text": " Just win the game."}, {"start": 12478.960000000001, "end": 12480.960000000001, "text": " Jack squirtle my fucking loose!"}, {"start": 12483.12, "end": 12486.12, "text": " Bro, squirtle loose this, I would not feel bad about losing the loot anymore."}, {"start": 12487.400000000001, "end": 12490.6, "text": " Loot of my actions, be like the greatest, uh, gamer ever."}, {"start": 12494.160000000002, "end": 12496.160000000002, "text": " Okay, Mooda's on Doka B."}, {"start": 12496.560000000001, "end": 12498.560000000001, "text": " I think it's following the warden."}, {"start": 12501.960000000001, "end": 12505.960000000001, "text": " Which means, Mooda's flashbangs are gonna be pretty useless."}, {"start": 12508.960000000001, "end": 12525.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12525.960000000001, "end": 12551.960000000001, "text": " Drunk comes out."}, {"start": 12551.960000000001, "end": 12555.960000000001, "text": " Squirtle's flanking. I think he put a C4 up along."}, {"start": 12555.960000000001, "end": 12557.960000000001, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 12557.960000000001, "end": 12561.960000000001, "text": " What if he drones it though? Good drone work by Luda."}, {"start": 12561.960000000001, "end": 12563.960000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12567.960000000001, "end": 12571.960000000001, "text": " Actually, an incredible, incredible drone by Luda."}, {"start": 12571.960000000001, "end": 12581.960000000001, "text": " He used the doke to be called and now he knows four of us in here."}, {"start": 12581.960000000001, "end": 12584.960000000001, "text": " He's looking at the wrong spot though."}, {"start": 12597.960000000001, "end": 12600.960000000001, "text": " We just found him a lot of times already."}, {"start": 12600.960000000001, "end": 12603.28, "text": " the most boring one I've ever played in my life, but oh."}, {"start": 12604.800000000001, "end": 12606.000000000002, "text": " This part is complaining."}, {"start": 12622.000000000002, "end": 12623.28, "text": " Why would he run? He has a shotgun."}, {"start": 12624.000000000002, "end": 12624.720000000001, "text": " Why would..."}, {"start": 12625.12, "end": 12626.800000000001, "text": " Why would Squirtle run? He has a shotgun."}, {"start": 12626.800000000001, "end": 12633.800000000001, "text": " Wait, what's the point of taking a long-range dump out of that as we're dealing with a shotty?"}, {"start": 12633.800000000001, "end": 12636.800000000001, "text": " Why would Sportle run?"}, {"start": 12636.800000000001, "end": 12638.800000000001, "text": " He's gonna die now."}, {"start": 12638.800000000001, "end": 12640.800000000001, "text": " Bro, he's dead."}, {"start": 12640.800000000001, "end": 12642.800000000001, "text": " What the f-"}, {"start": 12645.800000000001, "end": 12649.800000000001, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 12649.800000000001, "end": 12653.800000000001, "text": " Why is he just going in the mid- oh, okay."}, {"start": 12653.800000000001, "end": 12657.800000000001, "text": " This guy's used to valorant. Oh my lord."}, {"start": 12657.800000000001, "end": 12660.800000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12660.800000000001, "end": 12664.800000000001, "text": " Okay, this is boring as hell. Is he just going to be deaf in the whole game?"}, {"start": 12670.800000000001, "end": 12672.800000000001, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 12673.800000000001, "end": 12676.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12676.800000000001, "end": 12680.800000000001, "text": " Squirtle, why didn't you just sit close to Shali, bro?"}, {"start": 12680.800000000001, "end": 12685.320000000002, "text": " So I thought he was gonna be holding the attic pixel right so I ran across to beat him, but"}, {"start": 12685.320000000002, "end": 12690.080000000002, "text": " I still used to valorate he's holding wide angles and rainbow succeed"}, {"start": 12694.400000000001, "end": 12700.18, "text": " You understand that like he's holding wide angles and rainbow succeed whoa just take it easy man"}, {"start": 12702.68, "end": 12706.640000000001, "text": " No, you're not hit like you're not that guy bro, it's cool. I'm just saying bro"}, {"start": 12706.640000000001, "end": 12709.560000000001, "text": " You talked trophy door with a shot he's never killing me there"}, {"start": 12710.800000000001, "end": 12715.800000000001, "text": " No way, really? So I thought I was gonna give it a playtime. But you know, I forgot I'm playing an actor."}, {"start": 12715.800000000001, "end": 12721.800000000001, "text": " He puts his whole body in the middle of the open for no reason."}, {"start": 12725.800000000001, "end": 12731.800000000001, "text": " I think we got a little bit of rage going. A little bit of rage going."}, {"start": 12731.800000000001, "end": 12734.800000000001, "text": " A little bit of rage!"}, {"start": 12734.800000000001, "end": 12738.840000000002, "text": " bro all you have to do is just sit close Chad I'm not tweaking I'm not"}, {"start": 12738.840000000002, "end": 12743.080000000002, "text": " tweaking at all all you have to do is sit close"}, {"start": 12745.36, "end": 12754.240000000002, "text": " just we do cases tonight it's been like a week I kind of miss it"}, {"start": 12754.24, "end": 12755.14, "text": " Shit, I said!"}, {"start": 12757.44, "end": 12758.24, "text": " Like later."}, {"start": 12759.039999999999, "end": 12761.14, "text": " It's been like a week, bro. It's been like a week!"}, {"start": 12761.64, "end": 12762.64, "text": " It's been like a week!"}, {"start": 12767.64, "end": 12769.84, "text": " Squirtle. Oh my God, Squirtle's going ying."}, {"start": 12770.34, "end": 12772.539999999999, "text": " Bro, the thing is though, Mood is on form."}, {"start": 12773.74, "end": 12775.24, "text": " Which like, to be honest,"}, {"start": 12776.539999999999, "end": 12779.24, "text": " ying doesn't really do anything against storm, cuz..."}, {"start": 12780.84, "end": 12782.84, "text": " Like yeah, Squirtle can blind him or whatever,"}, {"start": 12782.84, "end": 12784.44, "text": " But you can't even walk in sight."}, {"start": 12788.44, "end": 12789.84, "text": " Alright, what is he doing?"}, {"start": 12790.44, "end": 12792.24, "text": " He just stood in the center of the doorframe?"}, {"start": 12793.84, "end": 12794.64, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12797.24, "end": 12799.24, "text": " We actually got a close game on our hands though."}, {"start": 12799.64, "end": 12800.84, "text": " Oh, this is boring as hell."}, {"start": 12800.84, "end": 12804.04, "text": " Can you like make him go on death fence like I'm playing in silence here?"}, {"start": 12804.44, "end": 12807.44, "text": " Yeah, bro, like, yeah, yeah, I'll see what I can do, bro. I'll see what I can do."}, {"start": 12808.04, "end": 12809.64, "text": " I'm gonna go to his stream."}, {"start": 12809.64, "end": 12811.24, "text": " You understand what I mean?"}, {"start": 12811.24, "end": 12813.119999999999, "text": " Like, I can't, like, this is boring, right?"}, {"start": 12819.279999999999, "end": 12824.039999999999, "text": " On deaf and squirtle wants to talk to you."}, {"start": 12836.72, "end": 12838.08, "text": " All right, Jackson."}, {"start": 12838.08, "end": 12841.42, "text": " Let's have it in the chat."}, {"start": 12841.42, "end": 12843.68, "text": " Oi."}, {"start": 12843.68, "end": 12846.84, "text": " All right, that's it."}, {"start": 12846.84, "end": 12848.44, "text": " He's not going to know what to do downstairs,"}, {"start": 12848.44, "end": 12851.84, "text": " but there's even more downstairs to this map."}, {"start": 12851.84, "end": 12853.48, "text": " Relhike."}, {"start": 12853.48, "end": 12854.24, "text": " I think he does."}, {"start": 12854.24, "end": 12855.24, "text": " I think he knows."}, {"start": 12860.68, "end": 12861.8, "text": " What do you mean, L-type?"}, {"start": 12861.8, "end": 12862.64, "text": " Right, that's fast."}, {"start": 12862.64, "end": 12863.64, "text": " I could just shout out."}, {"start": 12863.64, "end": 12864.64, "text": " I think he knows to enter the bones."}, {"start": 12864.64, "end": 12866.48, "text": " I really just put as many bombs as they can."}, {"start": 12866.48, "end": 12869.48, "text": " He shouldn't be able to have enough time to enter, well."}, {"start": 12872.48, "end": 12876.48, "text": " It's not a bad strategy. It's not a bad strategy from Squirtgog."}, {"start": 12877.48, "end": 12880.48, "text": " His chat is telling him to not talk to Squirtle."}, {"start": 12880.48, "end": 12881.48, "text": " Ah, it's him."}, {"start": 12881.48, "end": 12882.48, "text": " Where's my crew list?"}, {"start": 12883.48, "end": 12885.48, "text": " He said, hell no."}, {"start": 12889.48, "end": 12894.48, "text": " Apparently his chat said to not unfathom him so you can't talk to him."}, {"start": 12896.48, "end": 12898.48, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 12902.48, "end": 12905.48, "text": " This is gonna be the most boring gift. Why am I even in the Discord?"}, {"start": 12908.68, "end": 12910.68, "text": " I'm out then, bro"}, {"start": 12911.68, "end": 12913.68, "text": " Squirtle left"}, {"start": 12914.6, "end": 12917.64, "text": " Squirtle left. I don't even blame him, bro"}, {"start": 12919.84, "end": 12921.84, "text": " Okay, I'll uh"}, {"start": 12923.08, "end": 12925.08, "text": " I'll sit in the discord then"}, {"start": 12925.08, "end": 12928.08, "text": " Bro, two to two, we got a game."}, {"start": 12928.08, "end": 12935.08, "text": " Squirtle's strategy is it takes Muta so long to enter that he's just gonna play Goyle in burn time."}, {"start": 12935.08, "end": 12939.08, "text": " It's not a bad shout. It's really not a bad shout from the squirt."}, {"start": 12945.08, "end": 12954.08, "text": " Muta's level like 90, so like I feel like Muta's probably at the point where he knows most of the operators release."}, {"start": 12955.08, "end": 12959.08, "text": " Muda shoots the can."}, {"start": 12959.08, "end": 12962.08, "text": " The attack comes out of Squirtle."}, {"start": 12962.08, "end": 12965.08, "text": " Bruce, to be fair, Squirtle's actually off to a worse start than I was."}, {"start": 12965.08, "end": 12968.08, "text": " I was 4-0 and I lost."}, {"start": 12968.08, "end": 12973.08, "text": " Ooh, good on Muda to shoot the Goyo right away, this way he has a lot of time to enter."}, {"start": 12973.08, "end": 12975.08, "text": " But there is another Goyo to worry about."}, {"start": 12975.08, "end": 12978.08, "text": " Squirtle, I'm gonna be honest, Squirtle is playing this pretty smart."}, {"start": 12978.08, "end": 12981.08, "text": " He's trying to use time against Muda."}, {"start": 12981.08, "end": 12984.08, "text": " He doesn't want to take a lot of direct gunfights with him, which is smart."}, {"start": 12984.08, "end": 12989.56, "text": " smart. Muda's aim is actually disgusting. We got a close game, though, chat! Muda's"}, {"start": 12989.56, "end": 13000.84, "text": " still drowning. Muda's gonna shoot down both of the bear kids. This way Squirtle has, like,"}, {"start": 13000.84, "end": 13017.72, "text": " We're gonna have 40 seconds to end this, we're only put two coils over there."}, {"start": 13017.72, "end": 13018.72, "text": " Good job work."}, {"start": 13018.72, "end": 13019.72, "text": " What is in?"}, {"start": 13019.72, "end": 13025.32, "text": " He's gonna know what the, no one's got attention, no one's the whole way."}, {"start": 13025.32, "end": 13026.32, "text": " Back on his camp."}, {"start": 13026.32, "end": 13030.44, "text": " What is Johnny?"}, {"start": 13030.44, "end": 13032.44, "text": " He knows where Squirtle has to be."}, {"start": 13033.44, "end": 13035.44, "text": " Squirtle's a shot."}, {"start": 13040.44, "end": 13042.44, "text": " Squirtle runs."}, {"start": 13042.44, "end": 13044.44, "text": " Squirtle might get back. I know that. I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 13044.44, "end": 13046.44, "text": " Squirtle might get back. He's getting back to work."}, {"start": 13048.44, "end": 13051.44, "text": " What are we looking at? What are we looking at?"}, {"start": 13051.44, "end": 13054.44, "text": " He shot the... What are you shot the wall?"}, {"start": 13054.44, "end": 13056.44, "text": " Who don't know?"}, {"start": 13057.44, "end": 13059.44, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13060.44, "end": 13062.44, "text": " Who laid out the wall?"}, {"start": 13062.44, "end": 13064.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13072.44, "end": 13074.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13076.44, "end": 13078.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13090.44, "end": 13109.84, "text": " What was that dude you squirtle shut a hole in the wall, bro."}, {"start": 13109.84, "end": 13112.6, "text": " Yeah squirtle is not going to win this chat, this is cooked."}, {"start": 13112.6, "end": 13115.560000000001, "text": " You can't be giving up rounds like that, bro."}, {"start": 13115.560000000001, "end": 13118.24, "text": " Bro, I thought you saw the wall though."}, {"start": 13118.24, "end": 13120.24, "text": " Why do you leave, Jinxie?"}, {"start": 13120.24, "end": 13128.84, "text": " He left discord cuz you weren't talking I guess is what he said is it bad not to talk"}, {"start": 13129.84, "end": 13132.34, "text": " It's up to you, bro. I mean you don't have to talk to him. I"}, {"start": 13133.28, "end": 13135.28, "text": " Didn't I'm holding up so far"}, {"start": 13135.8, "end": 13138.4, "text": " I think you're doing good, bro, but that brown was like"}, {"start": 13139.44, "end": 13141.96, "text": " Bad you saw him shoot the hole in the wall man. I"}, {"start": 13142.96, "end": 13144.96, "text": " Didn't even see him not"}, {"start": 13145.36, "end": 13147.36, "text": " I didn't see him. I didn't see him"}, {"start": 13147.36, "end": 13153.08, "text": " boy I just plays pretty shotgun you bro like I think you're doing good though I"}, {"start": 13153.08, "end": 13158.76, "text": " think you're doing good oh yeah I think it's good like you're taking a lot of"}, {"start": 13158.76, "end": 13161.76, "text": " time drowning but that's better than I'm not drilling at all and just running"}, {"start": 13161.76, "end": 13165.6, "text": " into them like I don't think you're playing bad"}, {"start": 13166.44, "end": 13174.76, "text": " you're playing well you might rejoin the core out of the party but I'm"}, {"start": 13174.76, "end": 13178.12, "text": " I'm probably gonna death in a game then if he joins bro. I can't listen to his fucking voice, I'll tweak it up."}, {"start": 13178.12, "end": 13179.72, "text": " Okay okay okay."}, {"start": 13181.800000000001, "end": 13182.68, "text": " Okay bro."}, {"start": 13185.68, "end": 13187.44, "text": " I tried to take extreme slimes for some time."}, {"start": 13187.44, "end": 13189.0, "text": " He doesn't actually do that does he?"}, {"start": 13189.0, "end": 13191.84, "text": " He has a history of slimes in his mind. I don't think he slimes anymore."}, {"start": 13192.52, "end": 13193.72, "text": " I'm gonna mute the... okay."}, {"start": 13194.08, "end": 13194.880000000001, "text": " Just turn that around."}, {"start": 13204.76, "end": 13211.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13214.76, "end": 13217.76, "text": " Brawuda actually looks like comp."}, {"start": 13225.76, "end": 13227.76, "text": " Holy wallbang."}, {"start": 13227.76, "end": 13228.76, "text": " Raaah!"}, {"start": 13228.76, "end": 13230.76, "text": " Muda could win this."}, {"start": 13239.76, "end": 13241.76, "text": " Squirtle's actually disgusting."}, {"start": 13241.76, "end": 13243.76, "text": " Squirtle is..."}, {"start": 13245.76, "end": 13247.76, "text": " That's a bad peek."}, {"start": 13248.76, "end": 13250.76, "text": " That's a bad peek."}, {"start": 13250.76, "end": 13259.56, "text": " Muda on the Fenbreers, once they trigger, it takes like a whole second for them to actually"}, {"start": 13259.56, "end": 13260.56, "text": " go fully blind."}, {"start": 13260.56, "end": 13262.6, "text": " So like at first they can still see when it triggers."}, {"start": 13262.6, "end": 13264.880000000001, "text": " Bro, I thought I can see."}, {"start": 13264.880000000001, "end": 13265.880000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13265.880000000001, "end": 13267.68, "text": " It takes like a second for them to go fully blind."}, {"start": 13267.68, "end": 13269.2, "text": " So just keep that in mind if you ever go."}, {"start": 13269.2, "end": 13272.4, "text": " If I waited a second, I would have won that fight."}, {"start": 13272.4, "end": 13274.24, "text": " He still would have pre-fired that spot."}, {"start": 13274.24, "end": 13275.24, "text": " So it's kind of hard to say."}, {"start": 13275.24, "end": 13276.24, "text": " I don't really know."}, {"start": 13276.24, "end": 13278.88, "text": " Because he already knows where like where you're are"}, {"start": 13285.84, "end": 13290.56, "text": " El coaching but yeah, he's new to the game. It's not really like fair to not tell him like how abilities work"}, {"start": 13293.28, "end": 13295.28, "text": " Me squirtle still winning"}, {"start": 13296.28, "end": 13300.28, "text": " But yeah, I get started the stream seven even help in a 1v1 like how does that even"}, {"start": 13300.28, "end": 13307.28, "text": " It doesn't help as much as like a 5v5 to be fair, because like a 5v5 you could literally"}, {"start": 13307.28, "end": 13310.880000000001, "text": " call out somebody's entire strat and how many roamers they have."}, {"start": 13310.880000000001, "end": 13316.560000000001, "text": " But in a 1v1, yeah, you'll know their operator, you'll know where they are."}, {"start": 13316.560000000001, "end": 13320.6, "text": " I mean, think about it, you'll never have to use the prep phase again to drone."}, {"start": 13320.6, "end": 13324.480000000001, "text": " You'll know their site, you'll know their op, you'll know their position with a one"}, {"start": 13324.480000000001, "end": 13325.480000000001, "text": " second of the line."}, {"start": 13325.480000000001, "end": 13326.960000000001, "text": " I mean, yeah, it definitely helps for sure."}, {"start": 13326.960000000001, "end": 13327.960000000001, "text": " It definitely helps."}, {"start": 13327.960000000001, "end": 13334.960000000001, "text": " now but I don't think it's going to stop"}, {"start": 13347.140000000001, "end": 13354.140000000001, "text": " a bomb has been located"}, {"start": 13357.960000000001, "end": 13367.960000000001, "text": " I'm going to play solid snake."}, {"start": 13367.960000000001, "end": 13377.960000000001, "text": " You would have found the site that I was playing."}, {"start": 13377.960000000001, "end": 13379.960000000001, "text": " Moody can take site."}, {"start": 13379.960000000001, "end": 13381.960000000001, "text": " I'm going to mess it up."}, {"start": 13381.960000000001, "end": 13383.960000000001, "text": " Bro, I'm going to mess it up."}, {"start": 13383.960000000001, "end": 13384.960000000001, "text": " Bad."}, {"start": 13384.960000000001, "end": 13386.960000000001, "text": " Moody can take site now."}, {"start": 13386.960000000001, "end": 13393.28, "text": " Oh my god, Moot is actually like good at this game for like a level 80. No, he's just stuck the plant though"}, {"start": 13393.28, "end": 13395.28, "text": " I don't know why he got off it. No"}, {"start": 13395.880000000001, "end": 13398.880000000001, "text": " Moot it might be cooked now. Wait now I can plant"}, {"start": 13401.6, "end": 13403.6, "text": " Sticking it, sticking it, sticking it"}, {"start": 13408.400000000001, "end": 13410.640000000001, "text": " For all he has to do is stick one plant, that's it"}, {"start": 13410.64, "end": 13432.0, "text": " That's a good spot, well, maybe you can see the split, but who is actually good, like"}, {"start": 13432.0, "end": 13436.24, "text": " he's moving around, you know what I'm saying."}, {"start": 13436.24, "end": 13440.74, "text": " Swirls want to keep it so as Muda. They're both one health!"}, {"start": 13446.68, "end": 13451.66, "text": " They're both one health chat. They're both one health chat. This is actually fucking crazy."}, {"start": 13466.24, "end": 13473.24, "text": " I think it's going to be a good idea."}, {"start": 13473.24, "end": 13482.24, "text": " Wait, he fainted the sound."}, {"start": 13482.24, "end": 13486.24, "text": " Wait, Muda's actually a god."}, {"start": 13486.24, "end": 13488.24, "text": " Look at what he did."}, {"start": 13488.24, "end": 13490.24, "text": " He fainted."}, {"start": 13490.24, "end": 13495.24, "text": " That was the coolest thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 13495.24, "end": 13497.24, "text": " I mean, they just can't teach that, bro."}, {"start": 13497.24, "end": 13498.24, "text": " It's just common logic."}, {"start": 13498.24, "end": 13500.24, "text": " It's common logic."}, {"start": 13500.24, "end": 13507.24, "text": " Muda, you're actually like, I mean, bro, you could be pro in this game if you gave it like two years."}, {"start": 13507.24, "end": 13508.24, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 13508.24, "end": 13509.24, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 13509.24, "end": 13511.24, "text": " Dude, what's a good character?"}, {"start": 13511.24, "end": 13512.24, "text": " You gotta tell me something, bro."}, {"start": 13512.24, "end": 13513.24, "text": " Tell me something about the character."}, {"start": 13513.24, "end": 13516.24, "text": " I can't really, because I can see his character, so like, it's not really a character at all."}, {"start": 13516.24, "end": 13517.24, "text": " Oh, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 13517.24, "end": 13519.24, "text": " But I mean, you already know the good character."}, {"start": 13519.24, "end": 13520.92, "text": " good is it's been you're a good pic"}, {"start": 13520.92, "end": 13522.84, "text": " Fenrir is never gonna be a bad pic I"}, {"start": 13522.84, "end": 13524.119999999999, "text": " don't want me what never gonna be bad"}, {"start": 13524.119999999999, "end": 13527.64, "text": " it's never gonna be bad"}, {"start": 13527.64, "end": 13532.0, "text": " Muda that was the smartest thing I've ever"}, {"start": 13532.0, "end": 13535.32, "text": " liked Muda good shit thank you"}, {"start": 13535.32, "end": 13537.4, "text": " how are you level 80 what the fuck"}, {"start": 13537.4, "end": 13539.039999999999, "text": " you've never played on any other account"}, {"start": 13539.039999999999, "end": 13540.8, "text": " now I've thrown my life that's from a"}, {"start": 13540.8, "end": 13542.44, "text": " left from a left no bro you're past"}, {"start": 13542.44, "end": 13544.72, "text": " 30 hours doing that what the fuck"}, {"start": 13544.72, "end": 13546.64, "text": " I just I don't know I feel it's"}, {"start": 13546.64, "end": 13553.279999999999, "text": " logic they play a lot of cod bro bro but like no way to shoot away from him was"}, {"start": 13553.279999999999, "end": 13559.24, "text": " so smart because it's enticed him in this way but that was so good you know"}, {"start": 13559.24, "end": 13562.48, "text": " just like you hear him you had to hurt him I heard him I heard him I heard him"}, {"start": 13562.48, "end": 13572.56, "text": " well fucking play bro I'm very impressed wow I mean that's just"}, {"start": 13572.56, "end": 13590.199999999999, "text": " natural talent. So that's natural talent. We got a bolt in him. It's the nose. Oh my"}, {"start": 13590.199999999999, "end": 13599.56, "text": " god. Squirtle is, Squirtle is winning but it's closed. Squirtle is winning but Mooda"}, {"start": 13599.56, "end": 13601.56, "text": " Right on his ass"}, {"start": 13602.0, "end": 13604.0, "text": " No, what's just like"}, {"start": 13605.199999999999, "end": 13610.26, "text": " When we don't reaches a hundred hours, he's gonna be a scary player, bro. I mean, yes, what 35 hours 30 hours"}, {"start": 13612.199999999999, "end": 13613.96, "text": " 30 hours like"}, {"start": 13613.96, "end": 13616.74, "text": " Bro, he's gonna be a scary player at a hundred hours"}, {"start": 13617.26, "end": 13620.9, "text": " Because once you get a hundred hours and seeds like that's when the game starts opening up for you"}, {"start": 13620.9, "end": 13622.9, "text": " And it makes a lot of sense"}, {"start": 13629.56, "end": 13654.56, "text": " I got a close game on our hands."}, {"start": 13654.56, "end": 13663.96, "text": " I'm going to go outplayed by Squirtle."}, {"start": 13663.96, "end": 13667.8, "text": " Bro Zero was such a good pick by Squirtle because he can break all of Mooda's baguettes."}, {"start": 13667.8, "end": 13670.4, "text": " And see how he's putting them on that side of the wall?"}, {"start": 13670.4, "end": 13680.16, "text": " Mooda can't shoot them unless he runs in front of Squirtle."}, {"start": 13680.16, "end": 13681.16, "text": " Squirtle's 1HP."}, {"start": 13681.16, "end": 13683.16, "text": " Squirtle, I knew this came!"}, {"start": 13683.16, "end": 13684.16, "text": " Squirtle, I actually-"}, {"start": 13684.16, "end": 13688.84, "text": " Mooda's gonna free fire. That's the same free-fire mood of it. That is the same free-fire mood of it"}, {"start": 13701.84, "end": 13708.88, "text": " Yo Mooda, I'm not kidding when I say this. Yeah, you are the best new player in the history of this game"}, {"start": 13708.880000000001, "end": 13714.460000000001, "text": " Wallahi God can strike me down if I'm like you're the best brother you're"}, {"start": 13714.460000000001, "end": 13718.660000000002, "text": " pre-firing you're pre-firing people on pixels you did the same thing to me last"}, {"start": 13718.660000000002, "end": 13723.04, "text": " night I was watching my cat this was the same way I got pre-fired so I was"}, {"start": 13723.04, "end": 13727.220000000001, "text": " watching Squirtle and you pre-fire yeah how hard is the pre-firing on a pixel you"}, {"start": 13727.220000000001, "end": 13731.34, "text": " have to hit like a inch you have an inch to hit bro he's only exposing his"}, {"start": 13731.34, "end": 13735.580000000002, "text": " head there because he's leaning that is what I was saying my god Jixi what"}, {"start": 13735.58, "end": 13739.02, "text": " What's a good attack off without his like without looking at his attack off?"}, {"start": 13739.02, "end": 13740.58, "text": " What's a good it is no matter good?"}, {"start": 13740.58, "end": 13747.58, "text": " Um, I use no matter line one of the ones I mean, yeah, I used no matter lot."}, {"start": 13747.58, "end": 13750.78, "text": " Like I can see his off and there's an off that would hard counter it, but I'm not gonna"}, {"start": 13750.78, "end": 13752.14, "text": " like say what it is."}, {"start": 13752.14, "end": 13753.14, "text": " Just play what you like, bro."}, {"start": 13753.14, "end": 13754.14, "text": " Play what you like."}, {"start": 13754.14, "end": 13755.14, "text": " I don't want to help you at all."}, {"start": 13755.14, "end": 13756.14, "text": " Has everyone banned?"}, {"start": 13756.14, "end": 13758.14, "text": " Yeah, I know he's smart."}, {"start": 13758.14, "end": 13760.18, "text": " He's a smart kid."}, {"start": 13760.18, "end": 13763.5, "text": " I don't want to like give you off suggestions because then they will say like you're"}, {"start": 13763.5, "end": 13764.5, "text": " cheating."}, {"start": 13764.5, "end": 13765.5, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 13765.5, "end": 13768.5, "text": " 4-4 right now it's just impressive enough in itself."}, {"start": 13768.5, "end": 13772.5, "text": " Where he's been playing this game since he was like 11."}, {"start": 13772.5, "end": 13774.5, "text": " Oh no no sorry."}, {"start": 13774.5, "end": 13779.5, "text": " He's been playing this game since he was like 8 I think he's only 5 seconds left."}, {"start": 13779.5, "end": 13782.5, "text": " What's the reason why he keeps switching up the uh..."}, {"start": 13782.5, "end": 13787.5, "text": " He's trying to make you uncomfortable because he knows you're new to the game."}, {"start": 13787.5, "end": 13796.58, "text": " Oh my bad he started playing season he was four and he's 15 I've been playing"}, {"start": 13796.58, "end": 13803.42, "text": " seats for 11 years. Four. Brother Mooda I've been on the game for 30 hours bro. 30 hours!"}, {"start": 13803.42, "end": 13809.38, "text": " And uh, that should say I can't believe it's fucking, it's a long time bro. It's a long"}, {"start": 13809.38, "end": 13814.34, "text": " time. Bro, it's quarter of a playing game for 11 years Mooda's been playing for 30"}, {"start": 13814.34, "end": 13819.86, "text": " Muda is the best new player I've ever seen. I can't even explain this. I've"}, {"start": 13819.86, "end": 13823.460000000001, "text": " never seen anything like this. I've never seen anyone like Muda to where they"}, {"start": 13823.460000000001, "end": 13827.54, "text": " pick up seeds and just instantly like adapt everything and that crazy, eh?"}, {"start": 13827.54, "end": 13834.58, "text": " Okay, isn't this just insane? This is crazy, bro."}, {"start": 13836.74, "end": 13840.9, "text": " I've never seen anything like this, bro."}, {"start": 13840.9, "end": 13851.74, "text": " I can never take anything like this."}, {"start": 13851.74, "end": 13855.699999999999, "text": " We might have a overtime match point 6-6 game here."}, {"start": 13855.7, "end": 13862.7, "text": " You might have a 6-6 game."}, {"start": 13873.26, "end": 13878.26, "text": " Right now I was going to say, if I was a snortle, I would put all of my joyles on the store because this is the only spot where you push a snortle."}, {"start": 13878.26, "end": 13882.26, "text": " So I would just like basically completely gamble about if you push a snortle."}, {"start": 13882.26, "end": 13883.900000000001, "text": " It's been a long time, holy shit."}, {"start": 13883.9, "end": 13888.06, "text": " bro I'm gonna be honest chat I think it's a bug I think mood is gonna lose on"}, {"start": 13888.06, "end": 13891.18, "text": " time I'm not controlling"}, {"start": 13893.9, "end": 13902.779999999999, "text": " bro because Squirtle has a whole nother Goya he could play behind this is"}, {"start": 13902.779999999999, "end": 13906.9, "text": " really bad for Muda I think when it's all said and done Muda's gonna have"}, {"start": 13906.9, "end": 13910.66, "text": " 30 seconds? Maybe 35, if I'm correct."}, {"start": 13910.66, "end": 13913.14, "text": " Because Goyos take 25 seconds to pop."}, {"start": 13915.14, "end": 13917.14, "text": " Alright, so we're just gonna have about..."}, {"start": 13919.14, "end": 13921.14, "text": " I tried it after all."}, {"start": 13923.14, "end": 13925.14, "text": " So obvious, but fuck."}, {"start": 13931.14, "end": 13935.14, "text": " Yeah, he's playing very smart, he's playing smart, he's trying to not..."}, {"start": 13935.14, "end": 13939.9, "text": " I knew it was gonna do that. I just I should have took more careful when I swung that angle even more careful"}, {"start": 13940.98, "end": 13943.34, "text": " Just those shotguns bro like it's locked"}, {"start": 13944.539999999999, "end": 13951.14, "text": " Yeah, that's a slog those are like the most used guns in the game right now because the only defenders that have a cult is"}, {"start": 13952.42, "end": 13955.939999999999, "text": " Check what is it? It's just Coio in century. Does anybody else have a call? I?"}, {"start": 13957.14, "end": 13959.18, "text": " Think it's literally I mean and then boss G"}, {"start": 13959.18, "end": 13966.18, "text": " I think that shits us."}, {"start": 13966.18, "end": 13967.18, "text": " Kade or Rooney?"}, {"start": 13967.18, "end": 13970.1, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, the DMRs, the DMRs, the DMRs."}, {"start": 13970.1, "end": 13975.62, "text": " Those DMRs as good as the girl that I used, what's her name?"}, {"start": 13975.62, "end": 13976.62, "text": " Missouri?"}, {"start": 13976.62, "end": 13980.34, "text": " Like are those slugs shocking as good as the DMRs on Missouri?"}, {"start": 13980.34, "end": 13981.34, "text": " Rooney?"}, {"start": 13981.34, "end": 13983.54, "text": " Yeah, Rooney's a good one."}, {"start": 13983.54, "end": 13986.34, "text": " It's kind of personal preference, bro, honestly."}, {"start": 13986.34, "end": 13993.64, "text": " The thing is, the slugs might not be as good, but the abilities of Goyo and Kate are so good that people just use it anyways."}, {"start": 13993.64, "end": 13997.64, "text": " But I'd say they're about equal, honestly. I think they're both around equal."}, {"start": 13997.64, "end": 14002.34, "text": " I think the slugs do more damage, but they have a little more kick to them."}, {"start": 14002.34, "end": 14006.34, "text": " A RWD DMR has no kick at all, as you can tell. It just chews."}, {"start": 14009.34, "end": 14012.34, "text": " But, I mean, realistically, you're gonna have to win an attack."}, {"start": 14012.34, "end": 14015.34, "text": " I think if you keep winning defenses, then you're gonna want to attack your win."}, {"start": 14016.34, "end": 14030.14, "text": " We got a ball game and a half on our hands."}, {"start": 14030.14, "end": 14042.5, "text": " I don't think putting that finbrier there makes much sense for Muda."}, {"start": 14042.5, "end": 14044.02, "text": " I think Gamos has a bad dick."}, {"start": 14044.02, "end": 14046.02, "text": " Oh no Squirtle's gonna shock on him."}, {"start": 14046.02, "end": 14048.02, "text": " Mooda, what are you doing buddy?"}, {"start": 14048.02, "end": 14050.02, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 14050.02, "end": 14052.02, "text": " Squirtle's gonna, she's gonna mate him."}, {"start": 14055.02, "end": 14057.02, "text": " He's getting the Squirtle Classic right now."}, {"start": 14057.02, "end": 14059.02, "text": " This is the Squirtle treatment."}, {"start": 14064.02, "end": 14066.02, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 14069.02, "end": 14071.02, "text": " I think Mooda's cuddled."}, {"start": 14071.02, "end": 14073.02, "text": " He's just literally one health."}, {"start": 14073.02, "end": 14075.26, "text": " So what did he destroy to his nades though?"}, {"start": 14075.26, "end": 14079.02, "text": " Ooh, Muda had a pocket fenderear."}, {"start": 14079.02, "end": 14081.62, "text": " And that's smart by Muda."}, {"start": 14081.62, "end": 14085.62, "text": " He had a fenderear in his pocket and Muda's standing on concrete."}, {"start": 14085.62, "end": 14087.62, "text": " He knows what he's doing."}, {"start": 14087.62, "end": 14091.220000000001, "text": " Bro, Muda's actually so smart."}, {"start": 14091.220000000001, "end": 14092.460000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14092.460000000001, "end": 14096.7, "text": " He saved the fenderear because he knew Squirtle would nade it and now he has a fenderear"}, {"start": 14096.7, "end": 14097.7, "text": " on the door."}, {"start": 14097.7, "end": 14102.300000000001, "text": " Squirtle cannot get in either of these doors without being fully blinded."}, {"start": 14102.300000000001, "end": 14107.26, "text": " Mike win this round just because he had a fender in his pocket. That's why it's always good to have a fender in your pocket"}, {"start": 14107.26, "end": 14109.76, "text": " Same with board same with Ella always have one in your pocket"}, {"start": 14110.300000000001, "end": 14112.500000000002, "text": " Because they destroy from Squirtle's dad"}, {"start": 14115.54, "end": 14117.54, "text": " Squirtle's actually gonna lose this round on 9k"}, {"start": 14121.060000000001, "end": 14124.580000000002, "text": " No, I fat fingered my fucking button"}, {"start": 14129.7, "end": 14131.7, "text": " Moon is gotta be pissed"}, {"start": 14132.300000000001, "end": 14142.7, "text": " Oh, he misclicked it's over chat it's actually over he misclicked"}, {"start": 14153.1, "end": 14155.740000000002, "text": " Bro you pulled out class right out in the middle of the round bro"}, {"start": 14155.74, "end": 14162.74, "text": " Shaisa, Shaisa, I know, bro, who taught you about saving a Fenrir in your pocket?"}, {"start": 14162.74, "end": 14163.74, "text": " Who taught you about that?"}, {"start": 14163.74, "end": 14164.74, "text": " Just thought about it."}, {"start": 14164.74, "end": 14167.74, "text": " If they destroy it, you always have one extra."}, {"start": 14167.74, "end": 14168.74, "text": " No one even told you that."}, {"start": 14168.74, "end": 14169.74, "text": " You just knew that yourself."}, {"start": 14169.74, "end": 14173.74, "text": " That's like only like higher ranks knew that."}, {"start": 14173.74, "end": 14174.74, "text": " I swear to God."}, {"start": 14174.74, "end": 14179.74, "text": " All the lower ranks throw all their thorns where you're doing against me with thorn"}, {"start": 14179.74, "end": 14180.74, "text": " too."}, {"start": 14180.74, "end": 14181.74, "text": " You would like save one."}, {"start": 14181.74, "end": 14182.74, "text": " Yeah, I'd always save one."}, {"start": 14182.74, "end": 14184.74, "text": " I just think you threw it because yeah, because like if I break it, you have"}, {"start": 14184.74, "end": 14187.02, "text": " You're making, you're having a basket, shit, bro."}, {"start": 14187.02, "end": 14189.86, "text": " But bro, JX, like fuck!"}, {"start": 14189.86, "end": 14192.02, "text": " You could win this, you could win this, good luck, bro."}, {"start": 14194.18, "end": 14196.38, "text": " I made it again, bro, Squirtle switched it up"}, {"start": 14196.38, "end": 14198.5, "text": " and went warden up top because he's,"}, {"start": 14198.5, "end": 14200.74, "text": " Squirtle's mindset is probably like,"}, {"start": 14200.74, "end": 14202.78, "text": " okay, we're just gonna assume"}, {"start": 14202.78, "end": 14204.42, "text": " I'm going down the coil again."}, {"start": 14208.86, "end": 14209.98, "text": " 10 seconds remaining."}, {"start": 14209.98, "end": 14222.26, "text": " I've never seen a level 80 this good, never in my life I've seen a level 80 player this"}, {"start": 14222.26, "end": 14223.26, "text": " good."}, {"start": 14223.26, "end": 14225.5, "text": " Not even clip off."}, {"start": 14225.5, "end": 14229.619999999999, "text": " Most level 80s are fucking brunt or comp."}, {"start": 14229.619999999999, "end": 14231.3, "text": " I've never seen a level 80."}, {"start": 14231.3, "end": 14232.3, "text": " Somebody said me."}, {"start": 14232.3, "end": 14233.3, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14233.3, "end": 14236.3, "text": " Chicken nugget with the prime chicken nugget I love you bro."}, {"start": 14236.300000000001, "end": 14240.300000000001, "text": " You look out of something, I appreciate it."}, {"start": 14240.300000000001, "end": 14244.300000000001, "text": " Muda's last hope is going to be solid to make your chat."}, {"start": 14244.300000000001, "end": 14254.300000000001, "text": " You guys think B03 is on separate maps? Muda wins? I think? I disagree. Muda only really knows Oregon right now."}, {"start": 14260.300000000001, "end": 14265.300000000001, "text": " I think if Muda played every day for like two, three years, he could probably get probably, but why would he do that?"}, {"start": 14266.300000000001, "end": 14268.300000000001, "text": " He already like streams this thing."}, {"start": 14268.300000000001, "end": 14269.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be one of them."}, {"start": 14269.300000000001, "end": 14271.300000000001, "text": " I think he can get thrown like three years."}, {"start": 14273.300000000001, "end": 14275.300000000001, "text": " Fully learn all the maps. Fully learn all the apps."}, {"start": 14275.300000000001, "end": 14277.300000000001, "text": " Learn all the straps and stuff."}, {"start": 14278.300000000001, "end": 14281.300000000001, "text": " Cause like they ain't even in like just general knowledge is there."}, {"start": 14289.300000000001, "end": 14291.300000000001, "text": " Dude, Uda has a grenade chat."}, {"start": 14291.300000000001, "end": 14293.300000000001, "text": " I feel like he's gonna use this well."}, {"start": 14296.300000000001, "end": 14303.300000000001, "text": " I don't know if it hit there, that was so smart."}, {"start": 14326.300000000001, "end": 14332.300000000001, "text": " I didn't even come out of there. That was so smart."}, {"start": 14335.300000000001, "end": 14337.300000000001, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 14338.300000000001, "end": 14341.300000000001, "text": " My God, bro, that's so annoying, bro."}, {"start": 14342.300000000001, "end": 14350.300000000001, "text": " You just played the best Oregon 1v1er on console and only lost by 3 rounds on your first week of the game. That is not bad, bro."}, {"start": 14351.300000000001, "end": 14354.300000000001, "text": " My God, you see, he plays like so weird, bro."}, {"start": 14354.300000000001, "end": 14360.140000000001, "text": " Wait, Samuta, you think you would do better or worse on like other maps?"}, {"start": 14360.140000000001, "end": 14364.140000000001, "text": " Because I think like, you gotta learn other maps, bro."}, {"start": 14364.140000000001, "end": 14365.820000000002, "text": " Like, I don't want to go on club, right?"}, {"start": 14365.820000000002, "end": 14366.94, "text": " I don't want to go on club."}, {"start": 14366.94, "end": 14367.980000000001, "text": " You want to go on me?"}, {"start": 14367.980000000001, "end": 14368.78, "text": " Bro, I don't."}, {"start": 14369.660000000002, "end": 14374.300000000001, "text": " Oh, bro, because you like own my soul, bro."}, {"start": 14374.300000000001, "end": 14376.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, but bro, it's the time for redemption."}, {"start": 14376.140000000001, "end": 14378.78, "text": " Second of all, I should do club, because I know how to do Oregon."}, {"start": 14380.300000000001, "end": 14382.060000000001, "text": " Like, one way to find out on club."}, {"start": 14382.060000000001, "end": 14382.62, "text": " I don't want to play club."}, {"start": 14382.62, "end": 14385.62, "text": " Do you want to play me on border?"}, {"start": 14386.62, "end": 14387.62, "text": " I'll play you on border."}, {"start": 14388.62, "end": 14389.62, "text": " I don't know anything about it."}, {"start": 14389.62, "end": 14391.62, "text": " Actually, can we do border top?"}, {"start": 14391.62, "end": 14394.62, "text": " Wait, Richie with not a bad shout."}, {"start": 14395.62, "end": 14398.62, "text": " Richie said me and Squirtle versus you and Muda."}, {"start": 14399.62, "end": 14401.62, "text": " Yeah, me and you on the same team?"}, {"start": 14401.62, "end": 14403.62, "text": " Wait, I think we would lose though."}, {"start": 14403.62, "end": 14404.62, "text": " No, we would lose."}, {"start": 14404.62, "end": 14405.62, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 14405.62, "end": 14406.62, "text": " Why, why, why, why?"}, {"start": 14406.62, "end": 14409.62, "text": " Well, now we would lose."}, {"start": 14409.62, "end": 14411.62, "text": " No, why, why, why, why?"}, {"start": 14411.62, "end": 14413.62, "text": " I want to I want to be true"}, {"start": 14414.62, "end": 14419.460000000001, "text": " With you on my team really badly because I think we have good synergy. It's where I"}, {"start": 14420.300000000001, "end": 14424.18, "text": " Know, I don't know. We've never teamed up with this game before right? I know no"}, {"start": 14424.18, "end": 14430.02, "text": " We have it but I just have a feeling our synergy is disgusting. Okay. We got to go game chat though"}, {"start": 14430.140000000001, "end": 14433.84, "text": " Cuz I'm down my discord like my audio it's ass on it"}, {"start": 14433.84, "end": 14439.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm not down. Yeah, it's bad. It's worse than console of this game down down down"}, {"start": 14439.24, "end": 14441.64, "text": " Richie out of the bike you and then out of bike Squirtle"}, {"start": 14443.2, "end": 14445.2, "text": " Probably wait wait wait"}, {"start": 14445.56, "end": 14447.960000000001, "text": " You have the one of the best game sets is in the game"}, {"start": 14447.960000000001, "end": 14450.48, "text": " And I don't want to say have the best aim because I haven't seen it in a game"}, {"start": 14450.48, "end": 14451.48, "text": " But I have really good aim"}, {"start": 14451.48, "end": 14456.36, "text": " So what does that not also I can tell you like because you don't know like everything where they are yet"}, {"start": 14456.36, "end": 14460.92, "text": " Like the one round against Squirtle and freezer. Yeah, I can tell you exactly where they are every round"}, {"start": 14460.92, "end": 14464.08, "text": " You can just show them what you're in we actually couldn't wait we could"}, {"start": 14467.04, "end": 14469.04, "text": " Exactly where they are"}, {"start": 14471.36, "end": 14473.36, "text": " This will actually be fun"}, {"start": 14475.76, "end": 14480.86, "text": " Let me join one sec. Um, yeah put drinks is cams second of all"}, {"start": 14484.56, "end": 14487.0, "text": " I'm gonna tell sport yo"}, {"start": 14487.0, "end": 14491.28, "text": " I thought you should know who"}, {"start": 14495.16, "end": 14497.16, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 14497.56, "end": 14499.56, "text": " First off good shit. Well, I can't play"}, {"start": 14499.92, "end": 14503.6, "text": " I had to do something I eat. Oh, I'm gonna do the 2v2 tomorrow"}, {"start": 14503.76, "end": 14509.14, "text": " Like I I'm just I have like league games today with my tea like this on Siege"}, {"start": 14509.56, "end": 14512.16, "text": " Well, yeah, you're in a league. What made a console?"}, {"start": 14512.88, "end": 14514.88, "text": " Yeah, it's console leaves"}, {"start": 14514.880000000001, "end": 14524.880000000001, "text": " I'm down so I'm really down tomorrow that would be I'm just not one be wanting him that was the most boring thing of my life"}, {"start": 14525.880000000001, "end": 14534.880000000001, "text": " I mean it's just like I'm playing a 1v1 without talking like what's the point of that I feel you so I'm down to do it to be to if you want to do it tomorrow are you free tomorrow"}, {"start": 14534.880000000001, "end": 14542.560000000001, "text": " are you free tomorrow like let me see gonna drink me let me see tomorrow is"}, {"start": 14542.560000000001, "end": 14545.920000000002, "text": " Wednesday I think I'm probably free tomorrow yeah yeah I should be free"}, {"start": 14545.920000000002, "end": 14551.2, "text": " okay set it up cuz I'm down but like I'm not gonna like just drink my friends"}, {"start": 14551.2, "end": 14554.800000000001, "text": " It's waiting for me."}, {"start": 14554.800000000001, "end": 14555.300000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 14555.300000000001, "end": 14555.800000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14555.800000000001, "end": 14556.800000000001, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 14556.800000000001, "end": 14557.300000000001, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 14562.300000000001, "end": 14562.800000000001, "text": " All right, all right."}, {"start": 14562.800000000001, "end": 14565.12, "text": " Yo, Mura."}, {"start": 14565.12, "end": 14566.0, "text": " Yo, Mura."}, {"start": 14570.16, "end": 14571.240000000002, "text": " I'm a 1v1 him."}, {"start": 14571.240000000002, "end": 14573.800000000001, "text": " I'm a 1v1 him."}, {"start": 14573.800000000001, "end": 14575.04, "text": " Yo, Mura."}, {"start": 14575.04, "end": 14576.76, "text": " Mura."}, {"start": 14576.76, "end": 14578.0, "text": " Damn, I got blue ball."}, {"start": 14578.0, "end": 14579.480000000001, "text": " Cases after this 1v1 chat."}, {"start": 14579.480000000001, "end": 14580.720000000001, "text": " After this 1v1."}, {"start": 14580.720000000001, "end": 14581.560000000001, "text": " Yo, Muda!"}, {"start": 14582.060000000001, "end": 14583.060000000001, "text": " Muda!"}, {"start": 14583.060000000001, "end": 14584.060000000001, "text": " Yo, yo!"}, {"start": 14584.060000000001, "end": 14586.560000000001, "text": " Yo, Squirtle can't do it, bro, that's 1v1, okay?"}, {"start": 14587.260000000002, "end": 14588.260000000002, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 14588.760000000002, "end": 14590.560000000001, "text": " He has a League thing or whatever."}, {"start": 14590.560000000001, "end": 14592.560000000001, "text": " Yo, bro, let's play Border, okay?"}, {"start": 14593.36, "end": 14593.86, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 14593.86, "end": 14596.36, "text": " You need to learn these maps, you need to learn these maps, you can play the game."}, {"start": 14596.36, "end": 14597.86, "text": " I'm gonna keep it up, okay?"}, {"start": 14598.160000000002, "end": 14599.160000000002, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 14600.760000000002, "end": 14601.960000000001, "text": " My god..."}, {"start": 14604.060000000001, "end": 14605.060000000001, "text": " I know..."}, {"start": 14606.36, "end": 14609.760000000002, "text": " Bro, chat, I know I misclicked, bro, I know, I know..."}, {"start": 14610.720000000001, "end": 14617.720000000001, "text": " What is this, all of what is this?"}, {"start": 14640.720000000001, "end": 14665.720000000001, "text": " I wonder how Jinxed you reacted to that, I want to see it."}, {"start": 14665.720000000001, "end": 14680.28, "text": " All right, Moona, do you want to talk to each other in this game?"}, {"start": 14680.28, "end": 14683.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, down, down, down, down, down, all right, there you go."}, {"start": 14683.080000000002, "end": 14686.000000000002, "text": " Because I know that doesn't fucking matter to be in my ear, that's what I'm about."}, {"start": 14686.000000000002, "end": 14688.6, "text": " Yeah, most people talk to each other in the 1v1s."}, {"start": 14688.6, "end": 14692.880000000001, "text": " The only thing is, when I was playing UI Defin because, what's it called?"}, {"start": 14692.880000000001, "end": 14696.920000000002, "text": " My PC headset audio is just literally dog shit, so."}, {"start": 14696.920000000002, "end": 14698.960000000001, "text": " Uh, yeah, that's why."}, {"start": 14698.960000000001, "end": 14700.640000000001, "text": " Bro, how the fuck did this map go?"}, {"start": 14700.640000000001, "end": 14702.800000000001, "text": " Is there anyone from here that I see for a bullshit?"}, {"start": 14702.800000000001, "end": 14704.240000000002, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna teach you about this map, bro."}, {"start": 14704.240000000002, "end": 14705.800000000001, "text": " This is gonna be informational."}, {"start": 14705.800000000001, "end": 14710.400000000001, "text": " This map has more soft walls than any map in the game."}, {"start": 14710.400000000001, "end": 14714.76, "text": " That goes for ceilings, floors, walls."}, {"start": 14714.76, "end": 14717.400000000001, "text": " If this map is like 80% wood."}, {"start": 14717.400000000001, "end": 14718.880000000001, "text": " You know, Oregon, there's a lot of wood,"}, {"start": 14718.880000000001, "end": 14719.800000000001, "text": " but there's a lot of concrete."}, {"start": 14719.800000000001, "end": 14722.12, "text": " This map, it's just fucking wood."}, {"start": 14722.12, "end": 14725.380000000001, "text": " So the number one like metal on this map is just wallbang."}, {"start": 14725.380000000001, "end": 14727.68, "text": " I'm gonna ban this, cause you fucking run this."}, {"start": 14730.84, "end": 14732.060000000001, "text": " Ooh, you banned malty."}, {"start": 14732.060000000001, "end": 14734.04, "text": " You actually know my bot lane, bro."}, {"start": 14734.04, "end": 14735.6, "text": " I was a wild guess."}, {"start": 14735.6, "end": 14736.52, "text": " I swear on my life."}, {"start": 14736.52, "end": 14737.36, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 14740.320000000002, "end": 14742.400000000001, "text": " No, I played malty against you."}, {"start": 14743.5, "end": 14745.160000000002, "text": " Wait, let me close out of your stream."}, {"start": 14745.160000000002, "end": 14747.04, "text": " All right, there we go."}, {"start": 14747.04, "end": 14748.84, "text": " Oh my God, I'm gonna have to pull up."}, {"start": 14748.84, "end": 14752.02, "text": " Bo, if I were in the Fat Finger, my fucking Clash Royale button,"}, {"start": 14752.02, "end": 14754.02, "text": " can I have it on at all?"}, {"start": 14756.02, "end": 14759.02, "text": " He was gonna wall bang that anyways, but I think he would have had a chance."}, {"start": 14759.02, "end": 14761.02, "text": " Yeah, for sure."}, {"start": 14761.02, "end": 14763.02, "text": " I think you could have won it."}, {"start": 14765.52, "end": 14767.52, "text": " Alright, GoyoTree doesn't have fucking base now."}, {"start": 14767.52, "end": 14769.52, "text": " Alright, fuck it, let's go."}, {"start": 14769.52, "end": 14771.52, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14771.52, "end": 14774.02, "text": " Do we do upstairs only, or is that like the main, like, thing?"}, {"start": 14774.02, "end": 14777.52, "text": " Nah, I don't- that's not gonna help you learn the game."}, {"start": 14777.52, "end": 14781.68, "text": " Like, you have to go to all the sites all the time."}, {"start": 14781.68, "end": 14785.44, "text": " And like, a lot of like, brain dead people when they play like,"}, {"start": 14785.44, "end": 14787.800000000001, "text": " one-on-one on an organ, it's like, top four only,"}, {"start": 14787.800000000001, "end": 14788.84, "text": " you can't go downstairs."}, {"start": 14788.84, "end": 14790.720000000001, "text": " The reason why is because they don't want to drown."}, {"start": 14790.720000000001, "end": 14792.16, "text": " Like, you gotta learn everything about the game."}, {"start": 14792.16, "end": 14793.52, "text": " You gotta drone and shit."}, {"start": 14793.52, "end": 14795.28, "text": " But you have more natural skill"}, {"start": 14795.28, "end": 14797.640000000001, "text": " than anyone I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 14797.640000000001, "end": 14798.48, "text": " What am I?"}, {"start": 14801.44, "end": 14802.68, "text": " Down to 10 seconds."}, {"start": 14802.68, "end": 14804.08, "text": " Top four located at bomb."}, {"start": 14804.08, "end": 14806.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14809.2, "end": 14811.2, "text": " Don't make me laugh"}, {"start": 14825.6, "end": 14831.12, "text": " The bloody with some like random C4 to the fucking ceiling tech bullshit boy doesn't have C4s"}, {"start": 14831.12, "end": 14833.12, "text": " oh god"}, {"start": 14833.12, "end": 14835.12, "text": " boy has impact grenades"}, {"start": 14848.12, "end": 14850.12, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 14861.12, "end": 14863.52, "text": " Good round. Oh my god"}, {"start": 14865.320000000002, "end": 14870.84, "text": " You got a few cams mood of step one you got a few cams, bro. Oh my god"}, {"start": 14873.44, "end": 14876.6, "text": " What the fuck this map is like"}, {"start": 14877.960000000001, "end": 14880.2, "text": " Really good once you learn it you'll like it. Oh"}, {"start": 14881.720000000001, "end": 14883.720000000001, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 14884.44, "end": 14886.640000000001, "text": " I'm betting I get around my face"}, {"start": 14886.64, "end": 14893.519999999999, "text": " I don't know the ban fuck"}, {"start": 14898.08, "end": 14904.4, "text": " You bet for yes, bro last night. I was about to have like a schizophrenic episode"}, {"start": 14906.359999999999, "end": 14911.019999999999, "text": " What are that trigger you actually be honest that trigger you when I seven what like seven came back seven"}, {"start": 14911.039999999999, "end": 14914.599999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah, bro, but ways I was dying was actually pissing me off"}, {"start": 14916.64, "end": 14921.279999999999, "text": " Well, your aim is like actually fucking insane, bro."}, {"start": 14921.279999999999, "end": 14925.64, "text": " I still could lose this, even with you not even knowing the map, bro."}, {"start": 14925.64, "end": 14927.199999999999, "text": " We need to locate a bomb."}, {"start": 14927.199999999999, "end": 14929.64, "text": " I don't even know what to reinforce at all."}, {"start": 14929.64, "end": 14930.88, "text": " So what are your goals in this game?"}, {"start": 14930.88, "end": 14931.88, "text": " Do you want to hit like champ?"}, {"start": 14931.88, "end": 14932.88, "text": " I want to hit champ, bro."}, {"start": 14932.88, "end": 14934.76, "text": " I want to hit rail to champ, yeah."}, {"start": 14934.76, "end": 14940.119999999999, "text": " I think this season it might be hard, but I would say like every dollar in my bank"}, {"start": 14940.119999999999, "end": 14945.8, "text": " account I would battle you hitting champ next season if you actually, if you play"}, {"start": 14945.800000000001, "end": 14948.640000000001, "text": " Every day you'll hit champ next season 100%"}, {"start": 14950.36, "end": 14953.840000000002, "text": " You're gonna champ in this season if you started on the first day of the season and played for three months"}, {"start": 14953.840000000002, "end": 14957.480000000001, "text": " Say it for sure. What is the season we set up some plot right now the season dude?"}, {"start": 14957.480000000001, "end": 14962.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god, you got back to the season the best time bro the next update of seeds the best update"}, {"start": 14962.900000000001, "end": 14964.2, "text": " They've done in like years"}, {"start": 14964.2, "end": 14968.480000000001, "text": " They're bringing the three point almost at right three point. Oh, and they're doing a new map"}, {"start": 14968.480000000001, "end": 14973.52, "text": " Which like if you play seeds bro, they do a new map like once every like two to three years"}, {"start": 14973.52, "end": 14975.52, "text": " So like cherish that"}, {"start": 14975.800000000001, "end": 14980.460000000001, "text": " You want to update every how many you'll get a new you'll get a new update every three months"}, {"start": 14980.78, "end": 14982.78, "text": " But normally they won't update anything"}, {"start": 14983.54, "end": 14988.94, "text": " You'll get a new map once every bro. We haven't got a new map since 2022. I'm not even getting that"}, {"start": 14988.94, "end": 14990.94, "text": " 22"}, {"start": 15004.300000000001, "end": 15006.300000000001, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 15018.94, "end": 15036.82, "text": " I'm not letting go of my button bro. I'm gonna keep standing until you're dead"}, {"start": 15040.060000000001, "end": 15043.380000000001, "text": " Dude all I had to do was tuck in the corner. Oh my god"}, {"start": 15043.380000000001, "end": 15045.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15046.380000000001, "end": 15048.86, "text": " Killed you. I'm gonna wallbang. Well all"}, {"start": 15051.94, "end": 15056.02, "text": " You know me, I mean you actually just fucking mug me"}, {"start": 15056.94, "end": 15058.7, "text": " But you know what bro?"}, {"start": 15058.7, "end": 15063.060000000001, "text": " Just win this game, bro. It took you a week to be better than me and siege"}, {"start": 15063.060000000001, "end": 15067.44, "text": " I'm just like bro. Do you know how embarrassing this is for my point of view, bro"}, {"start": 15067.44, "end": 15069.78, "text": " This is like me getting on Valorant and beating you"}, {"start": 15069.78, "end": 15070.78, "text": " Do you know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 15070.78, "end": 15071.78, "text": " I know, I freaked out, so you're not talking about-"}, {"start": 15071.78, "end": 15074.78, "text": " Oh, fuck, I wanted to ban Goyol, fuck."}, {"start": 15074.78, "end": 15075.78, "text": " Is Kaede even good at this map?"}, {"start": 15075.78, "end": 15077.78, "text": " I brought him along banning, bro, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 15077.78, "end": 15080.78, "text": " Uh, Kaede's not really good in any 1v1 format."}, {"start": 15080.78, "end": 15082.78, "text": " Now, in 5v5, he's like one of the best ops in the game."}, {"start": 15082.78, "end": 15086.78, "text": " But in 1v1, he's like just literally pointless."}, {"start": 15090.78, "end": 15092.78, "text": " I mean, this is probably GG's, bro."}, {"start": 15092.78, "end": 15094.78, "text": " I think I'm just cooked."}, {"start": 15094.78, "end": 15096.78, "text": " What do you mean, what do you mean, you're cocked, bro?"}, {"start": 15096.78, "end": 15098.78, "text": " I can't kill you!"}, {"start": 15098.78, "end": 15102.220000000001, "text": " No, no, your aim is like, perfect! I don't know!"}, {"start": 15102.220000000001, "end": 15106.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, but if I get a senator impacting walls, I didn't even know you could be impacting that swing, you'd kill me where I could be."}, {"start": 15106.980000000001, "end": 15110.26, "text": " I'm outside! How are you even outside killing me?"}, {"start": 15110.26, "end": 15112.42, "text": " But you know shit that I don't know."}, {"start": 15112.980000000001, "end": 15114.74, "text": " There's so much shit that I don't know."}, {"start": 15117.86, "end": 15118.820000000002, "text": " Bro, I don't know, man."}, {"start": 15119.62, "end": 15123.7, "text": " You think- wait, have you ever done a 2v2 to every rank? You probably have, right?"}, {"start": 15123.7, "end": 15124.980000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done that."}, {"start": 15124.980000000001, "end": 15127.380000000001, "text": " Have you ever won the entire challenge?"}, {"start": 15127.380000000001, "end": 15131.380000000001, "text": " Dude, actually I won with Ron the other day."}, {"start": 15131.380000000001, "end": 15132.380000000001, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 15132.380000000001, "end": 15134.380000000001, "text": " Ron, if we did that, we would definitely win."}, {"start": 15134.380000000001, "end": 15136.380000000001, "text": " Wait, you won with Ron?"}, {"start": 15136.380000000001, "end": 15138.380000000001, "text": " We beat every matchdown."}, {"start": 15138.380000000001, "end": 15140.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15140.380000000001, "end": 15141.380000000001, "text": " And you're not upstairs."}, {"start": 15141.380000000001, "end": 15142.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15142.380000000001, "end": 15143.380000000001, "text": " So what?"}, {"start": 15143.380000000001, "end": 15144.380000000001, "text": " This is like Gigi's?"}, {"start": 15144.380000000001, "end": 15145.380000000001, "text": " Do I get fucked?"}, {"start": 15145.380000000001, "end": 15146.380000000001, "text": " Am I fucked?"}, {"start": 15146.380000000001, "end": 15149.380000000001, "text": " Ten seconds left."}, {"start": 15149.380000000001, "end": 15151.380000000001, "text": " Got a drone, twin?"}, {"start": 15151.380000000001, "end": 15155.380000000001, "text": " Five seconds in counting."}, {"start": 15155.380000000001, "end": 15158.380000000001, "text": " Ron Bale didn't grab the local bomb."}, {"start": 15160.380000000001, "end": 15163.380000000001, "text": " Alright, Ron, I'm gonna do everything my power does not use."}, {"start": 15165.380000000001, "end": 15170.380000000001, "text": " He said, step one, shoot cams. I'm gonna be honest, I'm looking around and we'll see a fucking camera anywhere."}, {"start": 15170.380000000001, "end": 15172.380000000001, "text": " You'll learn them eventually."}, {"start": 15173.380000000001, "end": 15176.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, but I don't see a camera anywhere."}, {"start": 15177.380000000001, "end": 15183.380000000001, "text": " There's always cameras if you spawn. There's always gonna be a camera and every spawn then spawn."}, {"start": 15183.380000000001, "end": 15186.900000000001, "text": " Always gonna be a camera. Do you actually not see any?"}, {"start": 15188.300000000001, "end": 15194.380000000001, "text": " Where are you at the corner of the map fuck? I see one now. I see one now. See you'll always see camera just look for him"}, {"start": 15195.34, "end": 15198.34, "text": " Most important thing you should do when you spawn in is just shoot cameras"}, {"start": 15201.380000000001, "end": 15205.26, "text": " That'll already put you about like any like silver's or golds"}, {"start": 15205.26, "end": 15212.78, "text": " roundail dingle call me oh my god you're on thorn are you serious"}, {"start": 15212.78, "end": 15217.94, "text": " wrong what's up bro how you doing what's up bro yo are you busy maybe in like 30"}, {"start": 15217.94, "end": 15223.62, "text": " minutes well in 30 minutes no no I challenge you to a one-view like chest"}, {"start": 15223.62, "end": 15232.18, "text": " kid okay I'm gonna destroy you okay 30 minutes wait move it up for me stop"}, {"start": 15232.18, "end": 15234.18, "text": " All right, all right, 30 minutes"}, {"start": 15241.54, "end": 15243.54, "text": " Wow, you're in"}, {"start": 15245.62, "end": 15247.62, "text": " I hate you shortly shortly. I hate you"}, {"start": 15249.02, "end": 15251.02, "text": " No, I hate you. No"}, {"start": 15252.62, "end": 15254.62, "text": " What I"}, {"start": 15254.98, "end": 15256.98, "text": " Didn't hit you"}, {"start": 15257.7, "end": 15259.7, "text": " Stop Booda. Oh my god"}, {"start": 15259.7, "end": 15261.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15261.720000000001, "end": 15264.820000000002, "text": " Daddy I'm begging for mercy stop. Oh stop"}, {"start": 15267.18, "end": 15270.08, "text": " Where you have someone I've been playing my fucking shite now"}, {"start": 15279.980000000001, "end": 15287.2, "text": " Stop stop it's going plant bro fuck off bro plan for good reason to you freak"}, {"start": 15289.7, "end": 15317.2, "text": " Who to get away where are you I mean this map is all it's not actually like this"}, {"start": 15317.2, "end": 15321.08, "text": " Yeah, this is what it's like a top three man in the game, bro. No, no, I like this map"}, {"start": 15321.08, "end": 15324.0, "text": " I just don't know what the fuck I'm banning. I haven't banned two ops yet, bro"}, {"start": 15324.0, "end": 15326.0, "text": " I don't know what the fuck I'm going to get"}, {"start": 15327.400000000001, "end": 15331.880000000001, "text": " But what's that? Sorry, sorry, let me think. What? Yo, that is not fair!"}, {"start": 15333.560000000001, "end": 15338.86, "text": " Bro, your aim is not fair, bro. Your aim is not fair. Like fuck off. Oh my god, bro"}, {"start": 15339.44, "end": 15343.2, "text": " Don't not fair. Your aim is not fair, buddy."}, {"start": 15344.6, "end": 15346.6, "text": " Ooh, wait, I have an idea"}, {"start": 15347.2, "end": 15352.2, "text": " with your crystal magnet."}, {"start": 15352.2, "end": 15357.2, "text": " So like when you, before you became like a full full content creator bro, how nasty were you to do this game?"}, {"start": 15357.2, "end": 15362.2, "text": " You play like everyday 8 to 12 hours, everyday ranked, ranked, ranked, ranked."}, {"start": 15362.2, "end": 15367.2, "text": " When I was playing this game everyday for 8 hours, I was streaming the game."}, {"start": 15367.2, "end": 15368.2, "text": " Oh really?"}, {"start": 15368.2, "end": 15369.2, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 15369.2, "end": 15371.2, "text": " That was like 20, 21, 22."}, {"start": 15371.2, "end": 15376.240000000002, "text": " like is that was that your what yeah what when was your like 2018 LeBron I"}, {"start": 15379.44, "end": 15384.320000000002, "text": " Don't even know bro the best I've ever been in this game probably was when I beat a bottle in a 1v1"}, {"start": 15384.320000000002, "end": 15387.12, "text": " That was probably the best I've been was that 2023?"}, {"start": 15392.92, "end": 15394.92, "text": " Like you got worse at all then"}, {"start": 15394.92, "end": 15395.92, "text": " You just..."}, {"start": 15398.92, "end": 15402.92, "text": " Bro, I've definitely gotten worse at the game, because I don't play the game as much as I used to."}, {"start": 15402.92, "end": 15404.92, "text": " Facts, facts, facts."}, {"start": 15405.92, "end": 15407.92, "text": " Hey, have I said it's TPS?"}, {"start": 15407.92, "end": 15408.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15408.92, "end": 15410.92, "text": " The answer is never."}, {"start": 15410.92, "end": 15412.92, "text": " Appreciate you, have I?"}, {"start": 15412.92, "end": 15414.92, "text": " No, no, have I? Appreciate you."}, {"start": 15414.92, "end": 15416.92, "text": " The answer is never."}, {"start": 15416.92, "end": 15419.92, "text": " Your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb."}, {"start": 15420.92, "end": 15423.92, "text": " Somewhat or like, do you want to go pro this game or no?"}, {"start": 15423.92, "end": 15428.08, "text": " I don't know but I just I do want to get champed though. Yeah, yo, yo, get that bro"}, {"start": 15428.48, "end": 15431.68, "text": " But if you play more ranked to my head at this season, I'm not kidding"}, {"start": 15432.32, "end": 15435.52, "text": " You think so? I mean there's probably like a month left like yeah"}, {"start": 15437.2, "end": 15439.2, "text": " You played for a week"}, {"start": 15446.76, "end": 15448.76, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 15453.92, "end": 15456.92, "text": " You're 90, aren't you?"}, {"start": 15483.92, "end": 15510.92, "text": " I can't kill you like it's not impossible."}, {"start": 15513.92, "end": 15517.92, "text": " First bullet headshot. Again!"}, {"start": 15517.92, "end": 15521.92, "text": " How many times are you going to do this?"}, {"start": 15521.92, "end": 15525.92, "text": " Is that normal? I don't know. Are those hard shots?"}, {"start": 15525.92, "end": 15529.92, "text": " A first bullet headshot with a DMR is..."}, {"start": 15529.92, "end": 15533.92, "text": " Yeah, that's a hard shot. It's not an easy shot."}, {"start": 15533.92, "end": 15537.92, "text": " That's not easy. That's not an easy shot at all. It's not easy at all, actually."}, {"start": 15537.92, "end": 15541.92, "text": " It's not easy in the slightest!"}, {"start": 15541.92, "end": 15543.92, "text": " I even got teases!"}, {"start": 15543.92, "end": 15545.92, "text": " I can't stop it."}, {"start": 15545.92, "end": 15547.92, "text": " Like, no, that is not easy!"}, {"start": 15547.92, "end": 15548.92, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 15548.92, "end": 15550.92, "text": " Dude, if you think, do you think if me and"}, {"start": 15550.92, "end": 15552.92, "text": " SPOIT 1v1 didn't do what fucking"}, {"start": 15552.92, "end": 15554.92, "text": " Squirtle did, I'd have a good chance of winning?"}, {"start": 15556.92, "end": 15557.92, "text": " I feel like, I feel like"}, {"start": 15557.92, "end": 15559.92, "text": " SPOIT gives me that like ego vibe, where he just doesn't"}, {"start": 15559.92, "end": 15561.92, "text": " give a fuck about using shotguns and shades."}, {"start": 15561.92, "end": 15562.92, "text": " He just wants to aim."}, {"start": 15562.92, "end": 15564.92, "text": " Yeah, no, I'm gonna be honest, you're not winning that one,"}, {"start": 15564.92, "end": 15565.92, "text": " Chief."}, {"start": 15565.92, "end": 15566.92, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 15566.92, "end": 15567.92, "text": " Uh, bro."}, {"start": 15567.92, "end": 15568.92, "text": " Holy camp, huh?"}, {"start": 15568.92, "end": 15570.92, "text": " SPOIT shit on Squirtle and Squirtle beat you, bro."}, {"start": 15571.92, "end": 15574.64, "text": " like you're not you're not winning that one chief"}, {"start": 15574.64, "end": 15578.32, "text": " how about keeping a beam you could do it it'll be fun to watch but you're not winning that"}, {"start": 15580.4, "end": 15581.04, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 15583.36, "end": 15587.68, "text": " and don't even get me started on stopping you maybe you're maybe you're maybe"}, {"start": 15587.68, "end": 15592.56, "text": " killing stopping like two times on a good game probably one so right seven one you"}, {"start": 15592.56, "end": 15599.12, "text": " because rave is good bro he's stopping that like so it's better split or stop it uh probably"}, {"start": 15599.12, "end": 15603.220000000001, "text": " stop them bro but I don't know what he wants her no no yeah yeah definitely"}, {"start": 15603.220000000001, "end": 15606.84, "text": " stop it stop it but quite it's like really good"}, {"start": 15606.84, "end": 15612.84, "text": " yeah so the only times they won be one was back when stop it was on controller"}, {"start": 15612.84, "end": 15617.480000000001, "text": " they haven't won when stop it's on PC thousand last two years but I'm gonna"}, {"start": 15617.480000000001, "end": 15621.240000000002, "text": " have them one-on-one soon that'll be generational I'm gonna have more of you"}, {"start": 15621.240000000002, "end": 15626.92, "text": " on soon yeah I'm still on one rookie of the year around like the first"}, {"start": 15626.92, "end": 15630.76, "text": " here probably his first event he got second on like a team that wasn't really"}, {"start": 15630.76, "end": 15635.88, "text": " good until he joined like stop and steam before he joined was doing bad in every"}, {"start": 15635.88, "end": 15638.88, "text": " event that's why they picked him up and took a chance on you too right yeah"}, {"start": 15638.88, "end": 15642.56, "text": " their first event they got second"}, {"start": 15642.76, "end": 15647.960000000001, "text": " oh my god it is really good but stop and it's like the best player in the"}, {"start": 15647.960000000001, "end": 15650.68, "text": " world in my opinion"}, {"start": 15656.92, "end": 15670.68, "text": " So I'll have them best of three, like soon."}, {"start": 15670.68, "end": 15686.76, "text": " Whenever they're both in the same region."}, {"start": 15686.76, "end": 15689.16, "text": " The advice, op floor has located a bomb."}, {"start": 15690.44, "end": 15692.44, "text": " Yo, you just tricked me out, like..."}, {"start": 15716.76, "end": 15735.16, "text": " Okay, I think I would have broke my setup if I fucking died to that bro."}, {"start": 15735.16, "end": 15737.16, "text": " They like to fake those plants a lot."}, {"start": 15765.16, "end": 15772.16, "text": " I just can't yell for that, I can't win a fight."}, {"start": 15772.16, "end": 15774.16, "text": " Dad, it's me again."}, {"start": 15774.16, "end": 15776.16, "text": " Bro, look at the flip."}, {"start": 15776.16, "end": 15778.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15778.16, "end": 15782.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15782.16, "end": 15783.16, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 15783.16, "end": 15786.16, "text": " Now, everybody break me literally one week ago, you like fucking..."}, {"start": 15786.16, "end": 15787.16, "text": " What did you do to me?"}, {"start": 15787.16, "end": 15790.16, "text": " You literally opened up my asshole and fucked me on Chalet."}, {"start": 15790.16, "end": 15791.16, "text": " Like literally."}, {"start": 15791.16, "end": 15792.16, "text": " I just..."}, {"start": 15792.16, "end": 15794.16, "text": " I can't even like kill you."}, {"start": 15794.16, "end": 15796.039999999999, "text": " instantly gets picked on every round."}, {"start": 15796.039999999999, "end": 15799.88, "text": " I guess there are top 5 controller winners at least."}, {"start": 15799.88, "end": 15802.039999999999, "text": " I would say the wrong guy."}, {"start": 15802.039999999999, "end": 15803.44, "text": " Maybe a couple of years ago."}, {"start": 15803.44, "end": 15805.64, "text": " Bro, I have to see for you, I guess."}, {"start": 15805.64, "end": 15807.64, "text": " I don't even see another way I could kill you."}, {"start": 15807.64, "end": 15810.08, "text": " Or I ran out on you earlier."}, {"start": 15810.08, "end": 15811.2, "text": " I can't win a game."}, {"start": 15811.2, "end": 15813.6, "text": " I thought you'd instantly kill me every round."}, {"start": 15818.08, "end": 15819.6, "text": " I can't say I'm scripting, bro."}, {"start": 15819.6, "end": 15822.8, "text": " Is it scripting a big problem in this fucking game,"}, {"start": 15822.800000000001, "end": 15828.04, "text": " Everyone just saying hacks and this game has like one of the worst cheating problems. I think I've ever seen in my life"}, {"start": 15829.320000000002, "end": 15832.28, "text": " 3.0 are they gonna fucking drop something that's gonna like fix that shit?"}, {"start": 15833.080000000002, "end": 15838.320000000002, "text": " Dude, they've been talking about dealing with anti-cheat for 11 years. I mean they did deal with it"}, {"start": 15838.320000000002, "end": 15841.480000000001, "text": " But like it's bro. They need to build the game on a new engine, bro"}, {"start": 15843.160000000002, "end": 15846.800000000001, "text": " Why don't they just ask like Valorant? I don't even know because Valorant has that like Chinese spyware"}, {"start": 15847.400000000001, "end": 15849.68, "text": " But you'll never get after some that game bro, like ever"}, {"start": 15849.68, "end": 15855.52, "text": " I'd like to run around here if that'd be okay, sir. Is it okay if I could kill you daddy?"}, {"start": 15856.64, "end": 15858.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15859.16, "end": 15862.4, "text": " Headshot I died instantly. It's like fuck me in the ass"}, {"start": 15864.960000000001, "end": 15867.24, "text": " Spare me around please God"}, {"start": 15868.08, "end": 15869.52, "text": " Bull"}, {"start": 15869.52, "end": 15872.2, "text": " What would you say bro? I didn't want to let you go"}, {"start": 15873.32, "end": 15878.0, "text": " All right, okay, you're jumping jumping the gun you're a little bit. I know low-key. They might you go"}, {"start": 15879.68, "end": 15881.68, "text": " um"}, {"start": 15881.68, "end": 15886.300000000001, "text": " Boy will literally put a cock in your mouth. Like that's how the one he wanted to be. He's that good, huh?"}, {"start": 15886.720000000001, "end": 15888.720000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 15888.800000000001, "end": 15892.84, "text": " Because boys gonna have like basically better awareness than me and"}, {"start": 15893.960000000001, "end": 15895.960000000001, "text": " Triple the aim that I have"}, {"start": 15896.6, "end": 15900.58, "text": " What'll literally fuck you in the ass like you could get like two rounds"}, {"start": 15900.58, "end": 15910.58, "text": " remember those white feet squirtle and squirtle beat you, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 15910.58, "end": 15911.58, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 15911.58, "end": 15928.58, "text": " all friendly have been eliminated"}, {"start": 15928.58, "end": 15929.58, "text": " Are we dead ass?"}, {"start": 15936.26, "end": 15940.86, "text": " Are you like, do you want to investigate my PC or no?"}, {"start": 15942.22, "end": 15943.5, "text": " Bro, are you like walling?"}, {"start": 15943.74, "end": 15947.06, "text": " I swear to god, I'm not."}, {"start": 15947.42, "end": 15950.06, "text": " Do you want me to screen share?"}, {"start": 15950.539999999999, "end": 15953.06, "text": " You flicked to the, what?"}, {"start": 15954.26, "end": 15956.18, "text": " Do you want me to screen share?"}, {"start": 15957.1, "end": 15958.3, "text": " I don't even know, bro."}, {"start": 15958.300000000001, "end": 15962.54, "text": " My chat's tweaking dude, like they're literally spamming him cheating."}, {"start": 15962.54, "end": 15966.300000000001, "text": " They're spamming him cheating bro."}, {"start": 15966.300000000001, "end": 15967.300000000001, "text": " Do you want to check my PC?"}, {"start": 15967.300000000001, "end": 15969.94, "text": " I would be able to sleep at night if I found out you're walling."}, {"start": 15969.94, "end": 15971.94, "text": " It would be like the greatest news ever."}, {"start": 15971.94, "end": 15973.78, "text": " I don't even think you're walling."}, {"start": 15973.78, "end": 15975.7, "text": " But wow, I get instantly head shot at."}, {"start": 15975.7, "end": 15976.2, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 15979.140000000001, "end": 15980.420000000002, "text": " Why is my cheat actually, bro?"}, {"start": 15980.420000000002, "end": 15985.140000000001, "text": " Everyone's thinking I'm cheating."}, {"start": 15985.140000000001, "end": 15987.660000000002, "text": " They're saying, well, lucky there's no way I'm cheating bro."}, {"start": 15988.300000000001, "end": 15993.76, "text": " secure the bombs I mean I don't know first bullet headshot wall bank I mean how"}, {"start": 15993.76, "end": 15998.86, "text": " maybe supposed to survive any of these you know what maybe you should work once"}, {"start": 15998.86, "end": 16004.300000000001, "text": " like I'm actually so hilarious if there was like a scandal that you were like"}, {"start": 16004.300000000001, "end": 16011.86, "text": " walling just a time dude I swear to God I can like fucking put my webcam on or"}, {"start": 16011.86, "end": 16016.580000000002, "text": " something like I don't know you really should want to go around maybe like"}, {"start": 16016.58, "end": 16023.92, "text": " tomorrow even if sports on I would be able to sleep at night if I found out you're"}, {"start": 16023.92, "end": 16028.82, "text": " wrong but I was mad that I lost you I'm not even like I'm just dying I didn't"}, {"start": 16028.82, "end": 16035.32, "text": " care I'm just dying is the end of the shot like that flick to the right bro"}, {"start": 16035.32, "end": 16040.12, "text": " you first headshot wall bang me like that's like a one I probably do that one"}, {"start": 16040.12, "end": 16045.0, "text": " every a hundred rounds I didn't even I didn't know what's happening you didn't"}, {"start": 16045.0, "end": 16055.1, "text": " just wallbang me you first bullet headshot wallbang me are you walk like"}, {"start": 16055.1, "end": 16059.58, "text": " that would actually explain this I swear in my life but your aim is perfect to"}, {"start": 16059.58, "end": 16063.06, "text": " like I don't think you're cheating I think you were just put on this earth"}, {"start": 16063.06, "end": 16068.22, "text": " to play games bro that might maybe better than anyone"}, {"start": 16068.220000000001, "end": 16076.62, "text": " This isn't even fun. I just die instantly every round. This isn't even fun. I instantly"}, {"start": 16076.62, "end": 16092.1, "text": " die every round."}, {"start": 16092.1, "end": 16094.1, "text": " bullet headshot wall bang. Wow."}, {"start": 16100.1, "end": 16104.1, "text": " Remedy, if I found out you were like soft walling this entire time, like I would actually kill myself."}, {"start": 16104.1, "end": 16105.1, "text": " I swear to god."}, {"start": 16105.1, "end": 16106.1, "text": " I don't think you're walling."}, {"start": 16107.1, "end": 16108.1, "text": " I'm just staring now."}, {"start": 16111.1, "end": 16113.1, "text": " Op 4 found a bomb. You must defend it."}, {"start": 16113.1, "end": 16115.1, "text": " I'm going to defend it."}, {"start": 16122.1, "end": 16124.1, "text": " Oh, I got fired."}, {"start": 16143.1, "end": 16169.1, "text": " I'm so scared of you, like I'm just gonna die immediately."}, {"start": 16169.1, "end": 16176.1, "text": " 15 seconds."}, {"start": 16176.1, "end": 16183.1, "text": " 10 seconds left."}, {"start": 16183.1, "end": 16189.1, "text": " 5 seconds left."}, {"start": 16189.1, "end": 16191.1, "text": " Ten seconds left"}, {"start": 16194.12, "end": 16196.12, "text": " Five seconds left"}, {"start": 16226.12, "end": 16230.12, "text": " Oh my god, that was scary. That was the closest you got, bro, little key."}, {"start": 16231.12, "end": 16233.12, "text": " I think I'm gonna quit this game, bro. I don't even know."}, {"start": 16233.12, "end": 16234.12, "text": " Oh, stop."}, {"start": 16234.12, "end": 16238.12, "text": " Bro, I'm dying instantly."}, {"start": 16238.12, "end": 16242.12, "text": " You just want a close-range gunfight with a pistol versus a shotgun."}, {"start": 16243.12, "end": 16244.12, "text": " Like, what?"}, {"start": 16244.12, "end": 16248.12, "text": " Bro, I feel like you could never compare a console with PC, JNC. It's impossible."}, {"start": 16248.12, "end": 16252.12, "text": " No, I mean, you can't, but you can when you're a weak into the game."}, {"start": 16252.12, "end": 16254.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16254.640000000001, "end": 16258.140000000001, "text": " Well, it's any fair I'm gonna play for the game's my entire life, bro. I"}, {"start": 16260.52, "end": 16263.92, "text": " Think I'm just gonna like hang it up Chad. I think I gotta hang up the boots. Oh"}, {"start": 16264.52, "end": 16266.12, "text": " bro, stop"}, {"start": 16266.12, "end": 16270.08, "text": " Guys, he instantly kills me though. Like I just you know what I really want to do with you though"}, {"start": 16270.08, "end": 16273.460000000001, "text": " JC I really want to do like a 2v2 rager with you on my team, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 16274.12, "end": 16281.08, "text": " Yeah, please daddy. Please carry me. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, I did actually bro"}, {"start": 16281.08, "end": 16286.44, "text": " I'd love not today, but like soon like yeah, please daddy carry me. Oh my god"}, {"start": 16286.96, "end": 16289.84, "text": " She's up money though. I'm still I'm not bad"}, {"start": 16290.84, "end": 16294.98, "text": " You're not bad, bro. You're not I told you to champ. I mean, I don't know"}, {"start": 16296.36, "end": 16301.64, "text": " Okay, I I literally die instantly. I saw what you were champ last season"}, {"start": 16305.8, "end": 16309.34, "text": " I've died instantly I think like every time five seconds to go"}, {"start": 16311.08, "end": 16316.22, "text": " I mean bro, with a little more awareness I think you just shit on Squirtle there."}, {"start": 16316.22, "end": 16318.44, "text": " He got some free ass rounds on you."}, {"start": 16318.44, "end": 16321.0, "text": " No bro, no, don't remind me bro."}, {"start": 16321.0, "end": 16326.16, "text": " This is what I said I didn't even want to want to be like I just died in a millipede."}, {"start": 16326.16, "end": 16328.92, "text": " It's like it's not even, it's like a horror movie."}, {"start": 16328.92, "end": 16333.32, "text": " It's literally like I'm playing a fucking horror film."}, {"start": 16333.32, "end": 16335.32, "text": " I die instantly when I peek him."}, {"start": 16349.08, "end": 16351.08, "text": " Oh, wait, what? A shotgun?"}, {"start": 16358.119999999999, "end": 16360.119999999999, "text": " It's not as much as the one shot of anyone."}, {"start": 16360.12, "end": 16363.28, "text": " I'll tell us to see for you, but you ran so fast through the door."}, {"start": 16365.84, "end": 16368.880000000001, "text": " Come back, chow-chow-chow. I don't think it's happening, guys."}, {"start": 16370.400000000001, "end": 16371.320000000002, "text": " I will try, though."}, {"start": 16372.720000000001, "end": 16374.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16374.880000000001, "end": 16377.04, "text": " Are you serious? I could've killed you!"}, {"start": 16377.04, "end": 16378.44, "text": " That'd been so old!"}, {"start": 16378.44, "end": 16380.36, "text": " But you're your own fucking C4."}, {"start": 16383.560000000001, "end": 16385.16, "text": " Wait, you had it C4 below?"}, {"start": 16385.52, "end": 16386.48, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16387.2, "end": 16389.120000000003, "text": " Fast learner, bro. I thought it was on the wall."}, {"start": 16389.379999999997, "end": 16391.379999999997, "text": " No, it was below"}, {"start": 16393.28, "end": 16397.42, "text": " I don't even know where to go here, bro. I'm gonna be honest like I guess I could change it"}, {"start": 16409.28, "end": 16413.3, "text": " Was she good on console was rich he got on console yeah, but she was good"}, {"start": 16413.3, "end": 16415.3, "text": " Richie was like a top console player."}, {"start": 16415.3, "end": 16417.3, "text": " Were you better than Richie back in the day?"}, {"start": 16417.3, "end": 16418.3, "text": " Secure the area."}, {"start": 16418.3, "end": 16419.3, "text": " It's like console, console."}, {"start": 16419.3, "end": 16420.3, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 16420.3, "end": 16428.3, "text": " Richie was like, probably like top three support players on console."}, {"start": 16428.3, "end": 16435.3, "text": " I mean, maybe like in 2024, I would say I was probably better than him at 1v1s."}, {"start": 16435.3, "end": 16438.3, "text": " But Richie was like a top three support player."}, {"start": 16438.3, "end": 16442.86, "text": " thing is when you're interested to be chosen stuff it's kind of weird that we both play"}, {"start": 16442.86, "end": 16447.46, "text": " like passive and it's weird, but if you play aggressive bro I don't know, then we can talk"}, {"start": 16447.46, "end": 16449.14, "text": " some shit about that house."}, {"start": 16449.14, "end": 16451.14, "text": " Dude, low key."}, {"start": 16451.14, "end": 16454.579999999998, "text": " I do want to do some super Tuesday bro."}, {"start": 16454.579999999998, "end": 16459.86, "text": " But like, if you put Richie in my position, like if Richie's on console, on roller"}, {"start": 16459.86, "end": 16462.7, "text": " right now, I don't know if he's winning this."}, {"start": 16462.7, "end": 16466.579999999998, "text": " I don't know if he was thinking, like bro I'm dying instantly ever, I mean you"}, {"start": 16466.58, "end": 16470.780000000002, "text": " You are mouse with 300 frames in perfect aim."}, {"start": 16470.780000000002, "end": 16473.780000000002, "text": " Richie, are you winning this?"}, {"start": 16473.780000000002, "end": 16476.22, "text": " What the fuck is this camera?"}, {"start": 16476.22, "end": 16478.74, "text": " But the cameras of this map are fucking like disgusting, bro."}, {"start": 16478.74, "end": 16480.140000000003, "text": " Like, I'm going to be honest."}, {"start": 16491.74, "end": 16492.9, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 16492.9, "end": 16494.660000000003, "text": " Oh my god, I'm fucking blind, bro."}, {"start": 16496.58, "end": 16518.58, "text": " I don't know what that is, what am I scanning?"}, {"start": 16518.58, "end": 16519.58, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 16519.58, "end": 16521.780000000002, "text": " You have been spotted by Astle's fallback."}, {"start": 16521.780000000002, "end": 16522.480000000003, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 16522.480000000003, "end": 16523.780000000002, "text": " What am I scanning?"}, {"start": 16527.58, "end": 16528.780000000002, "text": " This game is assed."}, {"start": 16530.88, "end": 16532.08, "text": " Fuck, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 16533.280000000002, "end": 16534.780000000002, "text": " Yo bro, where are you?"}, {"start": 16537.38, "end": 16538.980000000003, "text": " Bro, I thought you were downstairs."}, {"start": 16538.980000000003, "end": 16540.68, "text": " You worked downstairs this whole time?"}, {"start": 16549.58, "end": 16552.58, "text": " Alright, friend, let's try to play like a genius, I guess."}, {"start": 16555.58, "end": 16557.58, "text": " You were not supposed to hold high."}, {"start": 16561.58, "end": 16562.58, "text": " What character is that?"}, {"start": 16562.58, "end": 16563.58, "text": " Salos."}, {"start": 16564.58, "end": 16565.58, "text": " She good?"}, {"start": 16565.58, "end": 16566.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16570.58, "end": 16572.58, "text": " She's really good at loving ones."}, {"start": 16572.58, "end": 16573.58, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 16573.58, "end": 16575.58, "text": " I never tried her."}, {"start": 16575.58, "end": 16582.260000000002, "text": " There's a camera behind me isn't there."}, {"start": 16582.260000000002, "end": 16592.02, "text": " Where the fuck is your site?"}, {"start": 16592.02, "end": 16599.34, "text": " Yo bro my god."}, {"start": 16599.34, "end": 16601.34, "text": " What the fuck, Jinxy?"}, {"start": 16606.34, "end": 16608.34, "text": " Brother, can't you stop so much?"}, {"start": 16611.34, "end": 16613.34, "text": " Do you have anything that's fucking hard for at all?"}, {"start": 16629.34, "end": 16631.94, "text": " Oh my god, you're like just like terrifying."}, {"start": 16632.78, "end": 16635.420000000002, "text": " I'm playing so pretty instrument. It's hard to play the winch."}, {"start": 16635.420000000002, "end": 16636.920000000002, "text": " I can't kill you when you're gonna play it."}, {"start": 16636.920000000002, "end": 16639.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god, you're playing like, you're underneath me?"}, {"start": 16639.8, "end": 16641.3, "text": " To be fair, that's honesty, bro."}, {"start": 16641.3, "end": 16643.66, "text": " Why did my entire chat filled with asking about Zim?"}, {"start": 16643.66, "end": 16644.82, "text": " What the fuck? What is Zim?"}, {"start": 16644.82, "end": 16646.72, "text": " Oh, Zimming? Unconciled?"}, {"start": 16646.72, "end": 16648.72, "text": " No, no, no. They're asking about a player named Zim."}, {"start": 16649.16, "end": 16649.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16650.5, "end": 16652.6, "text": " Ah, man. Such a peak era, bro."}, {"start": 16652.6, "end": 16655.26, "text": " I actually get sad thinking about that era chat, literally."}, {"start": 16655.64, "end": 16657.18, "text": " Bro, oh my god."}, {"start": 16657.18, "end": 16662.78, "text": " Zim's band and like everybody else from that era went to PC chat. I'm gonna be honest like no one's on console"}, {"start": 16663.58, "end": 16664.7, "text": " Anymore?"}, {"start": 16664.7, "end": 16667.9, "text": " I mean who even plays on console like Mingo's trying to get into PC?"}, {"start": 16668.22, "end": 16673.02, "text": " Ches, is it literally just me? Is it actually just me? I guess Squirtle plays"}, {"start": 16676.78, "end": 16681.1, "text": " Well, yeah, why don't you just switch to PC bro, but I guess not you just mouse and keyboard"}, {"start": 16681.1, "end": 16681.9, "text": " Fuck that shit"}, {"start": 16682.86, "end": 16686.06, "text": " Dude think about it chat Richie switched to PC"}, {"start": 16686.06, "end": 16692.140000000003, "text": " Stoppins pro, Richie switched to PC trying to go pro, Skype switched to PC, Mingo switched"}, {"start": 16692.140000000003, "end": 16696.54, "text": " to PC, he played T2 Screams yesterday, like bro, I didn't know console tournaments he"}, {"start": 16696.54, "end": 16701.34, "text": " didn't brought anymore, I doubt they do, but my god what a peak era that was."}, {"start": 16701.34, "end": 16709.38, "text": " Zim got banned, Charlie got banned, um, look, why is everyone being banned, for kidding?"}, {"start": 16709.38, "end": 16711.38, "text": " Just you didn't even know, bro."}, {"start": 16711.38, "end": 16713.38, "text": " Just talk to the- For kidding?"}, {"start": 16713.38, "end": 16721.38, "text": " Glambo switched to BCD. Like bro, there is literally no one left on console. I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 16721.38, "end": 16726.38, "text": " I actually think I'm the only person from that group who like frequently plays on consoles."}, {"start": 16726.38, "end": 16727.38, "text": " That makes me squirtle."}, {"start": 16736.38, "end": 16737.38, "text": " No chat, it's bad."}, {"start": 16737.38, "end": 16740.5, "text": " Which I haven't has like a like a kid now, bro"}, {"start": 16743.38, "end": 16745.38, "text": " Bro those days are like gone"}, {"start": 16747.100000000002, "end": 16749.100000000002, "text": " But my god, that was an era"}, {"start": 16749.98, "end": 16754.100000000002, "text": " You're gonna like run out. That's like a run up. That was such an era check"}, {"start": 16757.100000000002, "end": 16763.82, "text": " Jay went to be broke Jay with the PC Lou went to PC Richie with the PC stop and didn't pro league now"}, {"start": 16764.06, "end": 16766.06, "text": " Kason's about to be in pro league"}, {"start": 16767.38, "end": 16770.64, "text": " Mingo's on PC Richie's on PC like holy fuck"}, {"start": 16772.38, "end": 16774.38, "text": " I don't want to be seen up. Yes"}, {"start": 16780.460000000003, "end": 16782.460000000003, "text": " Like I still play siege but I don't play siege"}, {"start": 16791.56, "end": 16793.56, "text": " All right, here's where I lose"}, {"start": 16793.56, "end": 16800.56, "text": " here's where I lose chat"}, {"start": 16823.56, "end": 16830.56, "text": " where'd you pick top east?"}, {"start": 16830.56, "end": 16833.56, "text": " probably fall now like"}, {"start": 16847.56, "end": 16848.56, "text": " crap"}, {"start": 16848.56, "end": 16853.56, "text": " Oh, that was good."}, {"start": 16853.56, "end": 16857.56, "text": " Wait, this could happen actually."}, {"start": 16857.56, "end": 16859.56, "text": " This might be a comeback here."}, {"start": 16859.56, "end": 16862.56, "text": " Ooh, that's good."}, {"start": 16862.56, "end": 16865.56, "text": " Okay, now I'm on attack."}, {"start": 16865.56, "end": 16867.56, "text": " I'm looking at giving you these shots."}, {"start": 16867.56, "end": 16872.56, "text": " I'm literally looking at giving you this game, bro."}, {"start": 16872.56, "end": 16876.56, "text": " Alright, let me think about this."}, {"start": 16876.56, "end": 16878.56, "text": " Check this isn't a bad shout."}, {"start": 16883.56, "end": 16885.56, "text": " Bro this op is like shit now though."}, {"start": 16885.56, "end": 16887.56, "text": " Like I don't even know what to do."}, {"start": 16887.56, "end": 16890.56, "text": " This op is just literally dog shit now."}, {"start": 16890.56, "end": 16893.56, "text": " Like Sousa used to be the best op in the king."}, {"start": 16893.56, "end": 16894.56, "text": " Literally."}, {"start": 16894.56, "end": 16896.56, "text": " Sousa's just been the best op in the game."}, {"start": 16897.56, "end": 16899.56, "text": " I'm not playing that anymore."}, {"start": 16901.56, "end": 16903.56, "text": " Well I don't know who's the good person to go."}, {"start": 16903.56, "end": 16910.34, "text": " Oh, yes, like, bro, she she has a cool down she scanned so much shit"}, {"start": 16910.34, "end": 16914.54, "text": " I don't know what like she is ass bro. She's literally ass, but bro"}, {"start": 16914.54, "end": 16916.54, "text": " It's cool to see you get in the stage like I haven't seen like a"}, {"start": 16917.140000000003, "end": 16921.48, "text": " Roddero if I've ever seen a streamer outside of siege get in the siege chat"}, {"start": 16922.86, "end": 16928.84, "text": " The only thing the only thing I don't like about this game is just the cheaters"}, {"start": 16928.84, "end": 16930.940000000002, "text": " They ought to fix that shit because I hate losing to someone who's cheating"}, {"start": 16933.56, "end": 16935.56, "text": " wait till you're in champ"}, {"start": 16935.56, "end": 16937.56, "text": " you're gonna play cheaters"}, {"start": 16937.56, "end": 16939.56, "text": " uh like i mean any pc champs in the chat"}, {"start": 16939.56, "end": 16941.56, "text": " i think it's like one out of every four games"}, {"start": 16941.56, "end": 16943.56, "text": " i'll play a cheater"}, {"start": 16943.56, "end": 16945.56, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 16945.56, "end": 16947.56, "text": " yes bro"}, {"start": 16947.56, "end": 16949.56, "text": " one out of every four games i'll play a cheater"}, {"start": 16949.56, "end": 16951.56, "text": " yes it's bad"}, {"start": 16951.56, "end": 16953.56, "text": " like it's really bad"}, {"start": 16953.56, "end": 16955.56, "text": " wish i had one out of every three"}, {"start": 16959.56, "end": 16961.56, "text": " definitely do something stupid bro"}, {"start": 16963.56, "end": 16968.56, "text": " Yeah, it feels like it's so brain dead, bro. I don't know."}, {"start": 16968.56, "end": 16970.56, "text": " Save us, Jim C. Skydive, Trash."}, {"start": 16974.56, "end": 16977.56, "text": " Bro, his aim's perfect. I don't know. This is not easy."}, {"start": 16989.56, "end": 16991.56, "text": " This is something weird, bro."}, {"start": 16993.56, "end": 17006.120000000003, "text": " I'm looking for you. What the hell he out of nowhere you are in. Like on my mother's"}, {"start": 17006.120000000003, "end": 17019.120000000003, "text": " life I don't know where you are. I'm hoping I see you soon."}, {"start": 17019.12, "end": 17031.039999999997, "text": " No, I heard you"}, {"start": 17038.539999999997, "end": 17041.64, "text": " Why'd you keep getting on about your drone? Are you like a god?"}, {"start": 17041.64, "end": 17044.039999999997, "text": " I didn't know where you were, bro"}, {"start": 17044.04, "end": 17051.36, "text": " Oh my god, you know what flicking your cams. I didn't know if you were on or off"}, {"start": 17051.36, "end": 17055.08, "text": " like you flicked like six times or four times. I didn't know where you were bro."}, {"start": 17055.08, "end": 17060.600000000002, "text": " It's chipping. Do the one shot I hit on you. Do the wall of the flicked PMR to the right."}, {"start": 17060.600000000002, "end": 17068.120000000003, "text": " That was pretty cool. Dude, I want a champ with you bro. GG's bro. I didn't know what to say about that. GG's dude."}, {"start": 17068.12, "end": 17075.12, "text": " I think I'd rather like literally die and get shot in GTA."}, {"start": 17075.12, "end": 17077.12, "text": " Yo bro, good game bro."}, {"start": 17077.12, "end": 17078.12, "text": " Good game man."}, {"start": 17078.12, "end": 17079.12, "text": " Good game bro."}, {"start": 17079.12, "end": 17080.12, "text": " Good game bro."}, {"start": 17080.12, "end": 17081.12, "text": " GG's bro."}, {"start": 17081.12, "end": 17082.12, "text": " GG's."}, {"start": 17082.12, "end": 17084.12, "text": " Bro, what is going on?"}, {"start": 17084.12, "end": 17089.12, "text": " I can't beat him."}, {"start": 17089.12, "end": 17091.12, "text": " Seven for me twice."}, {"start": 17091.12, "end": 17093.12, "text": " Seven for me twice."}, {"start": 17093.12, "end": 17095.12, "text": " Okay, let me call Ron."}, {"start": 17095.12, "end": 17097.12, "text": " Jack, me versus Ron."}, {"start": 17097.12, "end": 17099.12, "text": " Apparently he has a coach!"}, {"start": 17106.48, "end": 17108.48, "text": " Chat Chat tournament is in three days"}, {"start": 17110.44, "end": 17113.64, "text": " TDs to Muda though man GGs deserve to win for sure. GGs bro"}, {"start": 17116.68, "end": 17121.76, "text": " What do you know? Yo, are you ready bro? Are you ready?"}, {"start": 17127.96, "end": 17133.039999999997, "text": " So what do you have a trainer like bro you're obviously gonna win if they're telling you what to do"}, {"start": 17137.02, "end": 17139.02, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 17143.32, "end": 17147.059999999998, "text": " Okay, so do I have time to play one game of five-minute blitz to just get warm"}, {"start": 17148.34, "end": 17150.34, "text": " All right, we'll do 10 minute games too"}, {"start": 17154.2, "end": 17156.2, "text": " Chat what"}, {"start": 17157.12, "end": 17163.039999999997, "text": " I don't know. Should I be nervous with your crystal man?"}, {"start": 17163.399999999998, "end": 17166.719999999998, "text": " So I'm doing car root com now. My cousin taught me car root com."}, {"start": 17172.48, "end": 17174.6, "text": " Locking my cousin taught me car root com chat."}, {"start": 17178.6, "end": 17180.32, "text": " Wait, am I supposed to get my night out here?"}, {"start": 17181.84, "end": 17182.879999999997, "text": " I think I'm supposed to get my night out."}, {"start": 17184.68, "end": 17185.48, "text": " Am I supposed to get my"}, {"start": 17187.12, "end": 17190.079999999998, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, I should take with this phone"}, {"start": 17191.879999999997, "end": 17193.879999999997, "text": " Because"}, {"start": 17194.26, "end": 17196.42, "text": " This exposes the king though. I"}, {"start": 17197.76, "end": 17201.28, "text": " Actually, I don't know what pond to take with I guess this I'm taking too long to think"}, {"start": 17204.02, "end": 17207.3, "text": " Okay, let's start developing"}, {"start": 17210.84, "end": 17213.28, "text": " Like that like that I guess oh"}, {"start": 17213.28, "end": 17218.28, "text": " Oh, I can castle shortly."}, {"start": 17218.28, "end": 17221.16, "text": " Yeah, I'll trade bishops with each one."}, {"start": 17221.16, "end": 17222.16, "text": " Let's trade."}, {"start": 17222.16, "end": 17224.399999999998, "text": " Night for a bishop, night for a bishop."}, {"start": 17224.399999999998, "end": 17225.399999999998, "text": " Good boy."}, {"start": 17225.399999999998, "end": 17230.64, "text": " Shout out to 200E low guys, so bear with me here."}, {"start": 17230.64, "end": 17233.16, "text": " Oh, no, you can't castle when you're in check."}, {"start": 17233.16, "end": 17235.399999999998, "text": " That's such a li- Oh, wait, now I'm good."}, {"start": 17235.399999999998, "end": 17236.399999999998, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 17236.399999999998, "end": 17238.399999999998, "text": " I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good."}, {"start": 17238.399999999998, "end": 17242.28, "text": " Bro, I thought I was going to be fucked for a second."}, {"start": 17242.28, "end": 17245.12, "text": " with your crystal myth and I,"}, {"start": 17247.079999999998, "end": 17250.52, "text": " it cause I ain't got no money"}, {"start": 17250.52, "end": 17253.559999999998, "text": " and you'll never be my girl."}, {"start": 17254.719999999998, "end": 17256.559999999998, "text": " All right, interesting."}, {"start": 17256.559999999998, "end": 17257.84, "text": " So I've developed pretty well."}, {"start": 17257.84, "end": 17259.96, "text": " I've castled early."}, {"start": 17259.96, "end": 17262.92, "text": " Let's get a Rook in an open file, right?"}, {"start": 17262.92, "end": 17264.76, "text": " Let's get our Rook to where he can actually see something"}, {"start": 17264.76, "end": 17267.48, "text": " cause he can't see shit when he's right here."}, {"start": 17267.48, "end": 17269.559999999998, "text": " Now, my next play could be like,"}, {"start": 17269.56, "end": 17274.02, "text": " Oh, he's gonna try to like power me chat. You guys see what he's going for?"}, {"start": 17274.9, "end": 17276.9, "text": " He's gonna try to just like power me"}, {"start": 17278.66, "end": 17282.02, "text": " This is interesting because I didn't know what to do oh"}, {"start": 17283.7, "end": 17286.940000000002, "text": " Bishop yeah, Bishop here protects this square"}, {"start": 17288.140000000003, "end": 17290.140000000003, "text": " Bishop protects this"}, {"start": 17290.82, "end": 17292.620000000003, "text": " take"}, {"start": 17292.620000000003, "end": 17294.100000000002, "text": " take"}, {"start": 17294.100000000002, "end": 17298.86, "text": " Take take take. I mean, yeah, I need to play a little bit faster"}, {"start": 17298.86, "end": 17302.46, "text": " but I don't really know what to move."}, {"start": 17302.46, "end": 17305.74, "text": " I got to play fast about it, what to do?"}, {"start": 17305.74, "end": 17310.22, "text": " Because I ain't got no money."}, {"start": 17310.22, "end": 17310.940000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 17310.940000000002, "end": 17311.98, "text": " He gave me that."}, {"start": 17311.98, "end": 17312.54, "text": " He's going to mind."}, {"start": 17312.54, "end": 17316.06, "text": " He might lose Queen here."}, {"start": 17316.06, "end": 17317.420000000002, "text": " He's giving me all of his pawns."}, {"start": 17317.420000000002, "end": 17319.98, "text": " This guy's kind of choking."}, {"start": 17319.98, "end": 17321.66, "text": " He's choking now."}, {"start": 17321.66, "end": 17323.260000000002, "text": " Everybody's choking now."}, {"start": 17325.98, "end": 17326.3, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 17326.3, "end": 17328.46, "text": " This is a really good bishop."}, {"start": 17328.46, "end": 17335.66, "text": " oh my god oh my god it's a good bitch him that's a really good bitch him rocked hat take take"}, {"start": 17335.66, "end": 17340.219999999998, "text": " has to move his queen but then he loses the rook he sacrificed the rook"}, {"start": 17341.26, "end": 17343.66, "text": " jenny is that not a naughty fucking bitch him"}, {"start": 17347.82, "end": 17352.7, "text": " take guys i'm getting better i swear okay now"}, {"start": 17352.7, "end": 17361.98, "text": " Bro, let's start offering Queen Trades because we're up to really manic. That's so manic of him"}, {"start": 17361.98, "end": 17365.66, "text": " bro, let's just offer Queen Trades all game long"}, {"start": 17367.74, "end": 17371.98, "text": " This is the sexy Bishop, but not really because then we're just hanging it but"}, {"start": 17373.22, "end": 17375.22, "text": " Now the Bishop sexy"}, {"start": 17376.34, "end": 17378.34, "text": " Cuz boys we go bang bang"}, {"start": 17378.34, "end": 17385.34, "text": " Thanks for the night, dumb ass! What are you doing?"}, {"start": 17385.34, "end": 17388.34, "text": " Wait, I could- could I convert this?"}, {"start": 17388.34, "end": 17391.34, "text": " No, no. Let's start in the queen."}, {"start": 17391.34, "end": 17395.34, "text": " BANG! Queen, what's up? I'm in your face. I'm in your face. Bitch!"}, {"start": 17395.34, "end": 17401.34, "text": " Okay, okay, okay. Vamo, vamo, vamo. Now, what do we do as simple?"}, {"start": 17401.34, "end": 17406.34, "text": " We blunder? No, I'm good, I'm good. Chat, are we locked?"}, {"start": 17406.34, "end": 17407.18, "text": " Are we locked?"}, {"start": 17419.38, "end": 17420.72, "text": " Offer another queen trade?"}, {"start": 17422.8, "end": 17425.16, "text": " But I gotta think, what am I doing with this?"}, {"start": 17425.16, "end": 17426.62, "text": " Oh my God, I almost blundered my night."}, {"start": 17426.62, "end": 17429.5, "text": " Holy shit, holy shit."}, {"start": 17429.5, "end": 17431.9, "text": " I almost blundered my queen, sorry."}, {"start": 17431.9, "end": 17433.48, "text": " Wait, this is actually bad."}, {"start": 17433.48, "end": 17434.88, "text": " I'm in a bad spot."}, {"start": 17434.88, "end": 17438.88, "text": " I kind of trapped everything."}, {"start": 17438.88, "end": 17445.88, "text": " Bro, I sort of trapped everything."}, {"start": 17445.88, "end": 17453.88, "text": " I'm up so much material."}, {"start": 17453.88, "end": 17461.88, "text": " I got to get, I got to play faster."}, {"start": 17461.88, "end": 17466.08, "text": " The Bishop is protected, the Rook's protected."}, {"start": 17466.08, "end": 17468.2, "text": " Can I advance my attack?"}, {"start": 17468.2, "end": 17470.0, "text": " The Bishop and the Rook are protected."}, {"start": 17471.68, "end": 17474.8, "text": " Oh, well, okay, that's protected."}, {"start": 17476.4, "end": 17479.960000000003, "text": " Wait, hold up, this guy's sort of trolling."}, {"start": 17479.960000000003, "end": 17481.120000000003, "text": " This is check."}, {"start": 17484.24, "end": 17487.4, "text": " Dude, I would literally love to Queen trade with you"}, {"start": 17487.4, "end": 17488.64, "text": " if you'll allow it."}, {"start": 17490.2, "end": 17491.600000000002, "text": " Wait, and then, okay."}, {"start": 17491.88, "end": 17500.84, "text": " There's so many ways to blunder right now."}, {"start": 17500.84, "end": 17505.56, "text": " Your chest is so hard because you have to analyze so many different things at once and it makes"}, {"start": 17505.56, "end": 17508.56, "text": " your head want to pop."}, {"start": 17508.56, "end": 17514.24, "text": " Channel probably do cases after I play Ron."}, {"start": 17514.24, "end": 17517.64, "text": " Wait, wait, he's smart."}, {"start": 17517.64, "end": 17532.0, "text": " I need to get this queen out of this diagonal line so I can take the night and check his"}, {"start": 17532.0, "end": 17533.0, "text": " king."}, {"start": 17533.0, "end": 17534.0, "text": " Oh my god, perfect."}, {"start": 17534.0, "end": 17535.0, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 17535.0, "end": 17540.0, "text": " He's going to take my rook though, I think, Shisa."}, {"start": 17540.0, "end": 17546.36, "text": " Wait, but nobody can't because he's in check."}, {"start": 17546.36, "end": 17548.66, "text": " He can't take my work cause he's in check, mother sucka!"}, {"start": 17552.4, "end": 17556.0, "text": " Cause I ain't got no money."}, {"start": 17556.0, "end": 17557.760000000002, "text": " Wait, is that not checkmate?"}, {"start": 17557.760000000002, "end": 17558.600000000002, "text": " Nah, it's not."}, {"start": 17558.600000000002, "end": 17560.88, "text": " He's gonna go back to the corner."}, {"start": 17560.88, "end": 17562.64, "text": " Bro, look, let's get active."}, {"start": 17562.64, "end": 17564.04, "text": " Rook protects queen no matter what."}, {"start": 17564.04, "end": 17565.84, "text": " This is why I never lose my queen."}, {"start": 17567.36, "end": 17570.24, "text": " Oh my God, you cheeky fucking bastard, bro."}, {"start": 17570.24, "end": 17572.12, "text": " You're such a cheeky bastard."}, {"start": 17572.12, "end": 17580.16, "text": " Look, bro, I need to get this bishop involved and we're going to win anything."}, {"start": 17580.16, "end": 17581.96, "text": " And that's all, period."}, {"start": 17581.96, "end": 17584.52, "text": " Okay, he's threatening the rook."}, {"start": 17584.52, "end": 17586.879999999997, "text": " Look, now we have a barrage."}, {"start": 17586.879999999997, "end": 17589.399999999998, "text": " Bro, let's send out the rooks."}, {"start": 17589.399999999998, "end": 17591.399999999998, "text": " No, let's get fucking active."}, {"start": 17591.399999999998, "end": 17598.68, "text": " Wait, I think I lose this exchange?"}, {"start": 17598.68, "end": 17610.36, "text": " I need to advance this, try to know how to win, I have no time, this is bad."}, {"start": 17610.36, "end": 17619.48, "text": " This is actually really bad guys."}, {"start": 17619.48, "end": 17624.84, "text": " Wait I figured it out, because look, now this screen is protected, try to figure it out"}, {"start": 17624.84, "end": 17626.84, "text": " I know how to win! Look!"}, {"start": 17628.34, "end": 17629.34, "text": " Look, chat!"}, {"start": 17630.84, "end": 17632.84, "text": " Look! I know how to win!"}, {"start": 17634.84, "end": 17636.84, "text": " You absolute fucking..."}, {"start": 17636.84, "end": 17638.84, "text": " Wait! Wait! Wait!"}, {"start": 17639.84, "end": 17641.84, "text": " Absolutely wait!"}, {"start": 17645.34, "end": 17646.84, "text": " Hold!"}, {"start": 17650.34, "end": 17651.84, "text": " I have to meet him."}, {"start": 17651.84, "end": 17653.84, "text": " There's no other way."}, {"start": 17654.84, "end": 17658.84, "text": " Is that me? I have to sack the queen to meet him I think."}, {"start": 17664.84, "end": 17666.84, "text": " How's that not me? What?"}, {"start": 17668.84, "end": 17670.84, "text": " How's that not me? What? What's not me?"}, {"start": 17670.84, "end": 17674.84, "text": " I don't know, I don't know. I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!"}, {"start": 17675.84, "end": 17677.84, "text": " I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!"}, {"start": 17679.84, "end": 17680.84, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 17684.84, "end": 17691.84, "text": " How is that not me?"}, {"start": 17691.84, "end": 17695.84, "text": " Life actually how?"}, {"start": 17695.84, "end": 17704.84, "text": " How is that not me?"}, {"start": 17704.84, "end": 17711.84, "text": " Is Ron bettery?"}, {"start": 17711.84, "end": 17719.32, "text": " Is wrong that Jack is wrong daddy is wrong daddy. I'm about to fucking work him is wrong daddy"}, {"start": 17726.48, "end": 17732.96, "text": " Okay, yeah, is she gonna help him is she gonna help him"}, {"start": 17735.56, "end": 17737.56, "text": " Oh, let's take it nice"}, {"start": 17741.84, "end": 17745.36, "text": " Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go tinkle. I'm gonna tinkle. I'm gonna tinkle"}, {"start": 17746.16, "end": 17749.2, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna shit on run y'all. I'm gonna shit on"}, {"start": 17751.84, "end": 17753.84, "text": " Y'all"}, {"start": 17765.6, "end": 17768.64, "text": " I like that you chose levy over us and I'm right here"}, {"start": 17771.84, "end": 17773.84, "text": " That's what I said."}, {"start": 17773.84, "end": 17775.84, "text": " Instead of one, we're the right choice."}, {"start": 17775.84, "end": 17776.84, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 17776.84, "end": 17779.84, "text": " I was wondering if you'd be a fool not to pick us."}, {"start": 17779.84, "end": 17780.84, "text": " Haha!"}, {"start": 17780.84, "end": 17781.84, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 17781.84, "end": 17782.84, "text": " I like that one."}, {"start": 17782.84, "end": 17783.84, "text": " What style?"}, {"start": 17783.84, "end": 17784.84, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 17784.84, "end": 17785.84, "text": " Yeah, the classic."}, {"start": 17785.84, "end": 17786.84, "text": " Green is good."}, {"start": 17786.84, "end": 17787.84, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 17787.84, "end": 17788.84, "text": " But knowing you, you'd probably pick me."}, {"start": 17788.84, "end": 17789.84, "text": " Let me make sure I hide just in case."}, {"start": 17789.84, "end": 17790.84, "text": " No, thank you."}, {"start": 17790.84, "end": 17793.84, "text": " When I play chess tournaments, my dad would always cover behind my shoulders and watch"}, {"start": 17793.84, "end": 17795.84, "text": " like this and be really nervous."}, {"start": 17795.84, "end": 17797.84, "text": " So this is the full chess experience."}, {"start": 17797.84, "end": 17798.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17798.84, "end": 17799.84, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 17799.84, "end": 17800.84, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 17800.84, "end": 17805.32, "text": " Okay, quick thing, um, chat, does anyone want to give us a challenge?"}, {"start": 17805.32, "end": 17806.82, "text": " We'll start with like, uh..."}, {"start": 17806.82, "end": 17808.32, "text": " Wait, nothing? Can we make sure also like..."}, {"start": 17808.32, "end": 17810.56, "text": " No, there's nothing here you can leak."}, {"start": 17810.56, "end": 17811.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17811.16, "end": 17812.48, "text": " Yeah, you just got ads."}, {"start": 17812.48, "end": 17813.52, "text": " Here, should I move this?"}, {"start": 17813.52, "end": 17815.32, "text": " Um, yeah, let's do you good..."}, {"start": 17815.32, "end": 17819.0, "text": " You can make Cam bigger too, it's not like Fortnite, you don't have to show very much."}, {"start": 17819.0, "end": 17820.32, "text": " Okay, is this good like this?"}, {"start": 17820.32, "end": 17821.6, "text": " Yeah, you should be..."}, {"start": 17851.600000000002, "end": 17852.800000000003, "text": " I'm going to show everything."}, {"start": 17852.800000000003, "end": 17853.600000000002, "text": " Chattanooga."}, {"start": 17853.600000000002, "end": 17854.600000000002, "text": " Jixie Cawlin."}, {"start": 17854.600000000002, "end": 17856.600000000002, "text": " Jixie is Cawlin."}, {"start": 17856.600000000002, "end": 17858.600000000002, "text": " Okay, yeah, Jesus."}, {"start": 17858.600000000002, "end": 17860.600000000002, "text": " I should, I should, I should spell my God."}, {"start": 17860.600000000002, "end": 17861.600000000002, "text": " I don't know why I didn't let me say that."}, {"start": 17861.600000000002, "end": 17862.600000000002, "text": " No, you're going to leave it."}, {"start": 17862.600000000002, "end": 17864.600000000002, "text": " Well, I feel like the caffeine."}, {"start": 17864.600000000002, "end": 17866.600000000002, "text": " I didn't leave it."}, {"start": 17866.600000000002, "end": 17867.600000000002, "text": " Okay, I can't."}, {"start": 17867.600000000002, "end": 17870.600000000002, "text": " Hey, the prediction's on me."}, {"start": 17870.600000000002, "end": 17872.600000000002, "text": " The prediction's on me."}, {"start": 17872.600000000002, "end": 17873.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 17873.600000000002, "end": 17874.600000000002, "text": " W. Ron's chat, man."}, {"start": 17874.600000000002, "end": 17875.600000000002, "text": " W. Ron's chat."}, {"start": 17875.600000000002, "end": 17876.600000000002, "text": " Let's see my chat."}, {"start": 17876.600000000002, "end": 17877.600000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 17877.600000000002, "end": 17878.600000000002, "text": " Let's see my chat."}, {"start": 17878.600000000002, "end": 17879.600000000002, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 17879.600000000002, "end": 17884.160000000003, "text": " You miss a gift that who gets it L3 they can put it's your one frostage your one"}, {"start": 17895.160000000003, "end": 17899.840000000004, "text": " L fat L fat what does that even mean?"}, {"start": 17899.84, "end": 17910.72, "text": " What does that mean bro L fat if you lose hang it up yo bro, I'm not gonna hang it up"}, {"start": 17910.72, "end": 17912.72, "text": " guys"}, {"start": 17912.72, "end": 17917.84, "text": " Yeah, can y'all chill this morning one thing chat here we go one thing you'll learn about me bro"}, {"start": 17918.08, "end": 17922.2, "text": " Is that I don't care how good I am at something or how bad I am at something?"}, {"start": 17922.2, "end": 17926.2, "text": " I'll never fucking quit no matter what no matter how many times people say"}, {"start": 17926.2, "end": 17929.8, "text": " I suck at something or if somebody says I'm good. I'll never fucking quit"}, {"start": 17930.56, "end": 17932.8, "text": " Because the only way to really lose"}, {"start": 17934.0, "end": 17939.32, "text": " So have us I'm in the middle of a motivational speech and you move my chair"}, {"start": 17940.760000000002, "end": 17944.48, "text": " Tell us it the only way to really lose in life is to quit and give up"}, {"start": 17946.0, "end": 17948.760000000002, "text": " So yeah, I might be 200 low in chess 300"}, {"start": 17948.760000000002, "end": 17953.84, "text": " I might be 300 low and you guys roast me all the time, but I'm not gonna quit because one day"}, {"start": 17954.16, "end": 17956.16, "text": " I'm gonna be a thousand below"}, {"start": 17956.2, "end": 17966.38, "text": " Ron Dale Jingle, Chateau Brown, Jannity Caldum, somebody said, Apex, I didn't know, great"}, {"start": 17966.38, "end": 17971.84, "text": " point chat, I didn't quit Apex, guys, just because I'm on that temporary hiatus from"}, {"start": 17971.84, "end": 17974.04, "text": " Apex doesn't mean I quit the game."}, {"start": 17974.04, "end": 17975.920000000002, "text": " Have I raged off the game twice?"}, {"start": 17975.920000000002, "end": 17976.920000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 17976.920000000002, "end": 17980.48, "text": " Have I literally contemplated wrapping my car around a telephone pole while playing"}, {"start": 17980.48, "end": 17981.48, "text": " this game?"}, {"start": 17981.48, "end": 17986.239999999998, "text": " This game right here has actually made me more mad"}, {"start": 17986.239999999998, "end": 17988.16, "text": " than I think any game ever."}, {"start": 17989.52, "end": 17991.8, "text": " Besides like maybe Clash Royale"}, {"start": 17991.8, "end": 17993.96, "text": " and the Pekka Goblin Giant meta."}, {"start": 17993.96, "end": 17995.92, "text": " The Golden Baby Dragon."}, {"start": 17995.92, "end": 17996.76, "text": " Hi guys."}, {"start": 17996.76, "end": 17997.6, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 18000.96, "end": 18001.8, "text": " Hi guys, bro."}, {"start": 18001.8, "end": 18003.36, "text": " Look, bro."}, {"start": 18003.36, "end": 18005.28, "text": " Yes, I quit Elton Ring."}, {"start": 18005.28, "end": 18007.88, "text": " Look, bro, I quit Elton Ring and I quit Apex, guys."}, {"start": 18007.88, "end": 18009.36, "text": " What do you want me to say, bro?"}, {"start": 18009.36, "end": 18011.2, "text": " I'm a fucking loser, bro."}, {"start": 18011.2, "end": 18012.04, "text": " I didn't quit chat."}, {"start": 18012.04, "end": 18013.88, "text": " I didn't quit it."}, {"start": 18013.88, "end": 18016.36, "text": " All right, all right, all right, hi Vash."}, {"start": 18016.36, "end": 18017.760000000002, "text": " There was a couple of games I quit."}, {"start": 18017.760000000002, "end": 18019.56, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 18019.56, "end": 18020.72, "text": " I did quit Cuphead."}, {"start": 18020.72, "end": 18021.64, "text": " I did quit all of them."}, {"start": 18021.64, "end": 18023.4, "text": " I did not quit Apex."}, {"start": 18024.32, "end": 18026.920000000002, "text": " Just cause I'm on a temporary hiatus from Apex"}, {"start": 18026.920000000002, "end": 18028.8, "text": " doesn't mean I quit the game, yo."}, {"start": 18030.12, "end": 18031.48, "text": " It's not what that means."}, {"start": 18031.48, "end": 18034.36, "text": " Cause I ain't got no money."}, {"start": 18036.0, "end": 18037.760000000002, "text": " Oh, I quit Deadlock."}, {"start": 18037.760000000002, "end": 18040.24, "text": " Oh, I forgot about that."}, {"start": 18040.24, "end": 18041.820000000003, "text": " We have actually quit a lot of stuff."}, {"start": 18041.820000000003, "end": 18043.460000000003, "text": " I've actually quit a lot of stuff, chat."}, {"start": 18043.460000000003, "end": 18045.5, "text": " Oh my, no, no, no, I've actually quit."}, {"start": 18045.5, "end": 18046.620000000003, "text": " I didn't quit."}, {"start": 18046.620000000003, "end": 18048.34, "text": " Yo, no, look, grr!"}, {"start": 18048.34, "end": 18050.18, "text": " Quitting VR chat was good for my soul."}, {"start": 18050.18, "end": 18051.980000000003, "text": " What do you mean VR chat?"}, {"start": 18051.980000000003, "end": 18053.300000000003, "text": " Guys!"}, {"start": 18053.300000000003, "end": 18055.34, "text": " Look, bro, I'm gonna have a son one day."}, {"start": 18055.34, "end": 18057.66, "text": " I'm not always gonna be in the internet, bro."}, {"start": 18057.66, "end": 18059.06, "text": " Chat, I'm gonna have a son one day"}, {"start": 18059.06, "end": 18061.58, "text": " and chat's gonna say cap or you'll die alone."}, {"start": 18061.58, "end": 18064.22, "text": " Look, bro, I know when I'm like 29, 30,"}, {"start": 18064.22, "end": 18066.34, "text": " I'm gonna have a son, bro."}, {"start": 18066.34, "end": 18067.38, "text": " I'm gonna have a son, bro."}, {"start": 18067.38, "end": 18072.14, "text": " And if my son sees the clip of me in a cage"}, {"start": 18072.14, "end": 18075.02, "text": " on VRChat getting spanked,"}, {"start": 18075.02, "end": 18077.5, "text": " my son is never gonna look at me the same again."}, {"start": 18077.5, "end": 18079.22, "text": " Do y'all realize that?"}, {"start": 18079.22, "end": 18081.48, "text": " My son is never gonna look at me the same again."}, {"start": 18081.48, "end": 18085.940000000002, "text": " So yeah, bro, I quit VRChat for my son."}, {"start": 18085.940000000002, "end": 18087.5, "text": " You deadass barked for her."}, {"start": 18087.5, "end": 18088.780000000002, "text": " It's already been done."}, {"start": 18089.64, "end": 18091.3, "text": " What about your wrestling match?"}, {"start": 18091.3, "end": 18093.86, "text": " Okay, this guy's got jokes."}, {"start": 18093.86, "end": 18095.280000000002, "text": " Yo, I didn't quit Rocket League."}, {"start": 18095.28, "end": 18096.12, "text": " I didn't quit."}, {"start": 18096.12, "end": 18097.92, "text": " I didn't quit Rockin' League."}, {"start": 18097.92, "end": 18100.28, "text": " Brother, I was on Rockin' League three days ago."}, {"start": 18102.16, "end": 18103.559999999998, "text": " Where is Ron?"}, {"start": 18107.0, "end": 18108.64, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 18108.64, "end": 18109.48, "text": " You're gonna watch?"}, {"start": 18109.48, "end": 18111.239999999998, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna watch my best."}, {"start": 18111.239999999998, "end": 18112.32, "text": " Hold on, I gotta call about,"}, {"start": 18112.32, "end": 18113.36, "text": " I can't play it through both,"}, {"start": 18113.36, "end": 18114.8, "text": " so you're just gonna have to listen through here, okay?"}, {"start": 18114.8, "end": 18115.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18115.64, "end": 18116.48, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 18116.48, "end": 18117.8, "text": " Oh my God, I'm actually, hold on."}, {"start": 18117.8, "end": 18119.039999999997, "text": " You don't have speakers?"}, {"start": 18119.039999999997, "end": 18120.44, "text": " I do, but then how, I can't."}, {"start": 18120.44, "end": 18121.28, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 18121.28, "end": 18122.12, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 18122.12, "end": 18122.96, "text": " It'll echo."}, {"start": 18122.96, "end": 18123.8, "text": " No, it's okay."}, {"start": 18123.8, "end": 18124.64, "text": " Okay, chat, I'm ready."}, {"start": 18124.64, "end": 18137.84, "text": " You got a coach for an hour and now you're coming at the 300 elo deity, bro."}, {"start": 18137.84, "end": 18142.399999999998, "text": " You're not there yet, but numbers don't matter."}, {"start": 18142.399999999998, "end": 18146.16, "text": " I'm the king of 300 elo."}, {"start": 18146.16, "end": 18149.079999999998, "text": " I'm maybe the greatest 300 elo player to ever grace the brand."}, {"start": 18149.079999999998, "end": 18150.96, "text": " I almost beat XQC, bro."}, {"start": 18150.96, "end": 18151.96, "text": " Do you even know that?"}, {"start": 18151.96, "end": 18152.96, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 18152.96, "end": 18154.66, "text": " I have been practicing."}, {"start": 18154.66, "end": 18156.82, "text": " I bet you don't even know what a castle is, do you?"}, {"start": 18156.82, "end": 18157.82, "text": " Up top."}, {"start": 18157.82, "end": 18158.82, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 18158.82, "end": 18163.34, "text": " Did you just say up top?"}, {"start": 18163.34, "end": 18164.34, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 18164.34, "end": 18165.34, "text": " Bro, I know how to castle, bro."}, {"start": 18165.34, "end": 18166.34, "text": " Are you ready to play?"}, {"start": 18166.34, "end": 18167.34, "text": " He knows how to castle."}, {"start": 18167.34, "end": 18168.34, "text": " You probably learned that."}, {"start": 18168.34, "end": 18169.34, "text": " Yeah, I'm ready to play."}, {"start": 18169.34, "end": 18170.34, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 18170.34, "end": 18171.34, "text": " I'm going to go full fan."}, {"start": 18171.34, "end": 18172.34, "text": " How do I invite you?"}, {"start": 18172.34, "end": 18175.34, "text": " Is there a way I can give an invite?"}, {"start": 18175.34, "end": 18177.34, "text": " Yeah, you can tell him."}, {"start": 18177.34, "end": 18178.34, "text": " Play a friend."}, {"start": 18178.34, "end": 18179.34, "text": " You do it off my chest."}, {"start": 18179.34, "end": 18180.34, "text": " Oh, what's your username?"}, {"start": 18180.34, "end": 18181.34, "text": " Yeah, there you go."}, {"start": 18181.34, "end": 18183.34, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18184.5, "end": 18190.06, "text": " Jinxy two eyes jinxie two eyes. There's another one. That's a fake guy that guy's not 915 with a diamond"}, {"start": 18191.38, "end": 18195.5, "text": " Yeah, that's me. Okay. I ten minute or what should we do ten?"}, {"start": 18196.28, "end": 18198.28, "text": " Teddy's"}, {"start": 18199.88, "end": 18205.26, "text": " Hi, thanks. Hey, how's it going one helpline? Oh, is he allowed to have a helpline?"}, {"start": 18206.18, "end": 18209.46, "text": " He just learned how to cast a literally. I don't even think you remember"}, {"start": 18209.46, "end": 18213.78, "text": " Ah, yes, okay, yes, I'll allow one helpline, yeah."}, {"start": 18213.78, "end": 18218.34, "text": " Maybe three helplines actually, because he's had a really long day."}, {"start": 18218.34, "end": 18219.98, "text": " He's really tried."}, {"start": 18219.98, "end": 18223.379999999997, "text": " Okay, maybe in the middle I have two helplines."}, {"start": 18223.379999999997, "end": 18224.899999999998, "text": " I mean two helplines, okay, I'll take it."}, {"start": 18224.899999999998, "end": 18226.66, "text": " Okay, deal, thank you so much."}, {"start": 18226.66, "end": 18229.5, "text": " Chad, is that a bad idea?"}, {"start": 18229.5, "end": 18231.94, "text": " I was just saying that, I didn't mean it."}, {"start": 18231.94, "end": 18234.94, "text": " Okay, they're calling me Make-A-Wish."}, {"start": 18234.94, "end": 18236.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm not an insult, guess what?"}, {"start": 18236.86, "end": 18238.899999999998, "text": " That's a great thing, you get to make any wish you want."}, {"start": 18238.9, "end": 18243.620000000003, "text": " Okay, Ron. Did you invite me by the way? Uh, yeah, so there's the big settings. Um, yeah"}, {"start": 18244.34, "end": 18246.34, "text": " See shit. No, but I'm afraid"}, {"start": 18250.02, "end": 18254.66, "text": " Yeah, yeah, Ron, do you want to play me? I'll take some free elo rod if you're handed it out chat emo"}, {"start": 18256.34, "end": 18259.620000000003, "text": " It's yeah, I'll watch you. Well, no, you'll have to just don't reach"}, {"start": 18260.34, "end": 18262.9, "text": " I'm closing chat then while I do this because I'm walked in"}, {"start": 18263.54, "end": 18267.06, "text": " So, Ron, do you want to do best of three so you could really extend the ass with it?"}, {"start": 18268.9, "end": 18273.960000000003, "text": " I feel like you said what jing see sorry. Do you want to do best of three so we could extend the ass whoopin?"}, {"start": 18274.460000000003, "end": 18277.140000000003, "text": " Do we want to put anything online? Yeah, let's put a what?"}, {"start": 18280.260000000002, "end": 18288.38, "text": " You were what 2019 champion you know, we can do that much maybe like a little rumble. How about like a hundred maybe 20?"}, {"start": 18288.38, "end": 18294.02, "text": " Oh, let's do 20 gifted. Let's do 20. Let's do it, bro. Let's do it. Let's do it. Are you in the game?"}, {"start": 18294.02, "end": 18296.02, "text": " Bro, I don't have an invite from you."}, {"start": 18296.02, "end": 18298.02, "text": " I said you invited."}, {"start": 18298.02, "end": 18302.02, "text": " Oh, go make sure he's on playslashlive."}, {"start": 18302.02, "end": 18304.02, "text": " Oh, here I'll give you the link."}, {"start": 18304.02, "end": 18306.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18306.02, "end": 18308.02, "text": " Give me the link in Discord, yeah."}, {"start": 18308.02, "end": 18310.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right."}, {"start": 18310.02, "end": 18314.02, "text": " I'm going against the king of 300, you know, bro."}, {"start": 18314.02, "end": 18316.02, "text": " Shut up, bro. I don't care if you're in."}, {"start": 18316.02, "end": 18318.02, "text": " Whoa, this is five minutes. Ah, 10."}, {"start": 18318.02, "end": 18320.02, "text": " No, it's not, no, it's not, no, it's not. I have it ready."}, {"start": 18320.02, "end": 18322.02, "text": " Two, you know what? Actually, hang on. Let's do 5-5."}, {"start": 18322.02, "end": 18326.7, "text": " Sorry, we're gonna do five minutes five second increment because that's the same time control of the tournament"}, {"start": 18327.3, "end": 18331.58, "text": " Okay, I'll be a little faster for you, but okay. Where are you in the game?"}, {"start": 18332.100000000002, "end": 18336.38, "text": " Rondale, I don't have your in my bro. I sent you didn't write. No, I use this link new link"}, {"start": 18336.38, "end": 18338.22, "text": " This is better faster first"}, {"start": 18338.22, "end": 18340.9, "text": " I want to make I'm actually like"}, {"start": 18344.9, "end": 18350.02, "text": " Okay, no and none of that brothers. Oh, no cheating a lot of wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 18350.02, "end": 18352.78, "text": " I'm how do I okay? I'm just covering that he"}, {"start": 18354.54, "end": 18359.04, "text": " Are you in jigsaw? No, no, no, you said it would excel dingo, bro"}, {"start": 18359.04, "end": 18363.82, "text": " I'm in here around there. We know I joined, but it doesn't work. Oh, wait"}, {"start": 18364.62, "end": 18371.100000000002, "text": " I'm in your game. Oh my god. I go. Oh my god. I got black. I'm ready. You're actually good. I got my"}, {"start": 18373.66, "end": 18377.66, "text": " I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. You know, you're gonna auto-avort in seven seconds shut up"}, {"start": 18377.66, "end": 18393.1, "text": " up. Karukan. Queen pond? Easy. Nice development, bro. Your castle. Bro, nice development."}, {"start": 18393.1, "end": 18403.82, "text": " Nice development, buddy. Honestly, I'm just going to play this smooth. Because I... You're"}, {"start": 18403.82, "end": 18406.52, "text": " Actually already done bro. You let me set up the whole car. We kind of"}, {"start": 18412.239999999998, "end": 18414.96, "text": " Ronald you're nervous for the tournament bro. No, I'm not nervous"}, {"start": 18425.76, "end": 18431.94, "text": " Yeah, no, you're right. Okay, so that I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna go"}, {"start": 18433.82, "end": 18437.14, "text": " There wait, how did you already get that ready? I pre-moved"}, {"start": 18438.34, "end": 18441.16, "text": " Hanging a fish there. We go. Thank you. Oh"}, {"start": 18442.54, "end": 18444.54, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18444.579999999998, "end": 18446.579999999998, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 18446.579999999998, "end": 18448.579999999998, "text": " I'm gonna hit you with"}, {"start": 18450.1, "end": 18452.3, "text": " You're not bad kid. You're not bad kid"}, {"start": 18454.34, "end": 18458.579999999998, "text": " But Rod you gotta remember bro, I'm the 300 D low like final boss. I'm not worried. I'm not worried"}, {"start": 18458.579999999998, "end": 18460.86, "text": " I'm not worried. I have a teammate. She can give me two hints, right?"}, {"start": 18460.86, "end": 18463.98, "text": " Uh, yeah, one per game maybe?"}, {"start": 18463.98, "end": 18465.86, "text": " Sit this best of three?"}, {"start": 18465.86, "end": 18466.86, "text": " Maybe one per game."}, {"start": 18466.86, "end": 18467.86, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18467.86, "end": 18468.86, "text": " You see what I'm trying to do, Andrea?"}, {"start": 18468.86, "end": 18469.86, "text": " Hide mine."}, {"start": 18469.86, "end": 18470.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18470.86, "end": 18472.74, "text": " This is great compared to your first game, person."}, {"start": 18472.74, "end": 18473.74, "text": " Hide mine."}, {"start": 18473.74, "end": 18474.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18474.74, "end": 18475.74, "text": " This is just a process."}, {"start": 18475.74, "end": 18476.74, "text": " Wait, you just blundered!"}, {"start": 18476.74, "end": 18477.74, "text": " You just blundered!"}, {"start": 18477.74, "end": 18478.74, "text": " I did not blundered."}, {"start": 18478.74, "end": 18479.74, "text": " Did I blundered?"}, {"start": 18479.74, "end": 18480.74, "text": " I didn't blundered."}, {"start": 18480.74, "end": 18481.74, "text": " Why is he saying I blundered?"}, {"start": 18481.74, "end": 18482.74, "text": " You just blundered!"}, {"start": 18482.74, "end": 18483.74, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 18483.74, "end": 18484.74, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 18484.74, "end": 18485.74, "text": " Free pawn!"}, {"start": 18485.74, "end": 18487.74, "text": " It's okay, though."}, {"start": 18487.74, "end": 18489.74, "text": " And my business protect it"}, {"start": 18493.420000000002, "end": 18499.260000000002, "text": " I did not blundered yes, bro. You gave me a friggin pawn for nothing. I didn't have to do anything"}, {"start": 18501.38, "end": 18505.66, "text": " Oh, I know I think I understand this I actually think I understand this"}, {"start": 18508.100000000002, "end": 18510.7, "text": " I know but a lot of it's out the door at the moment"}, {"start": 18510.7, "end": 18523.14, "text": " Oh my god, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't wait, but if I take take it take it take it take it"}, {"start": 18523.14, "end": 18525.54, "text": " Take it. Take it. Tray material. Tray material."}, {"start": 18525.54, "end": 18529.74, "text": " Yeah, we didn't have time to go over the piece material, unfortunately."}, {"start": 18529.74, "end": 18533.14, "text": " Okay, so why are you taking bro? Shut up. Okay, okay."}, {"start": 18533.14, "end": 18537.14, "text": " Ooh, this is not about, alright, I'll tell you."}, {"start": 18537.14, "end": 18540.14, "text": " Remember when we talked about counting pieces?"}, {"start": 18540.14, "end": 18545.14, "text": " Ooh baby, give me one more chance."}, {"start": 18545.14, "end": 18546.14, "text": " I know we don't know the material."}, {"start": 18546.14, "end": 18547.14, "text": " Dude, look at me like I'm a..."}, {"start": 18547.14, "end": 18548.14, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 18548.14, "end": 18549.14, "text": " No, no, actually."}, {"start": 18549.14, "end": 18551.14, "text": " No, genuinely, this is night and day from your first game."}, {"start": 18551.14, "end": 18553.14, "text": " Cause now I can see like..."}, {"start": 18553.14, "end": 18555.14, "text": " Like you're actually seeing things, but still..."}, {"start": 18555.14, "end": 18557.14, "text": " You think what I'm thinking?"}, {"start": 18557.14, "end": 18559.14, "text": " It's gonna, I'm not going to just..."}, {"start": 18559.14, "end": 18561.14, "text": " I love asking you is to..."}, {"start": 18561.14, "end": 18564.579999999998, "text": " I know you don't know all the material accounts, but I just want you to not blend any more pieces."}, {"start": 18564.579999999998, "end": 18566.579999999998, "text": " Otherwise, you're solid. Just don't blender."}, {"start": 18566.579999999998, "end": 18569.46, "text": " Yes, ma'am. I won't blender, not a single time, ever again."}, {"start": 18570.18, "end": 18572.18, "text": " Let the blendering begin, Jinxy."}, {"start": 18574.82, "end": 18576.82, "text": " I'll trade material all day, buddy."}, {"start": 18576.98, "end": 18579.38, "text": " I'll trade material all day long, buddy."}, {"start": 18580.1, "end": 18585.94, "text": " I will trade material until there's no material on the board, because I'm up material!"}, {"start": 18586.42, "end": 18588.66, "text": " Shut your bitch ass up for one second and watch me cook."}, {"start": 18588.66, "end": 18590.66, "text": " I'm actually so lost, Chad."}, {"start": 18591.14, "end": 18596.2, "text": " Yeah, I castled yes yes right no"}, {"start": 18598.54, "end": 18600.54, "text": " Yeah, this"}, {"start": 18601.66, "end": 18603.66, "text": " King two squares right here"}, {"start": 18605.22, "end": 18608.16, "text": " Okay, so King two square so King two squares this person right here"}, {"start": 18609.78, "end": 18612.14, "text": " Well, you're trying to castle your queen"}, {"start": 18613.88, "end": 18615.739999999998, "text": " Fuck off. I got this you're gonna"}, {"start": 18615.74, "end": 18620.02, "text": " I'm not your queen I didn't know it's a hidden move brother sometimes I forget things"}, {"start": 18623.140000000003, "end": 18626.420000000002, "text": " Appreciate the pond. I don't know we were handing out pons today. What is this?"}, {"start": 18627.140000000003, "end": 18629.140000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18629.66, "end": 18633.2, "text": " I'm not handing out pawns hold on bro. You're stressing out bro"}, {"start": 18633.2, "end": 18638.74, "text": " I'm about to literally mark your entire like all those pons are dead. See all the pons in the middle. They're all that"}, {"start": 18639.86, "end": 18641.86, "text": " Muy interesante. I'm your Mijo"}, {"start": 18643.100000000002, "end": 18645.100000000002, "text": " Mijo figure it out son"}, {"start": 18645.74, "end": 18649.74, "text": " No, I messed up my rook! No!"}, {"start": 18649.74, "end": 18652.74, "text": " Yeah, so I'm gonna do this."}, {"start": 18652.74, "end": 18656.74, "text": " My rook! No, I messed up my rook!"}, {"start": 18656.74, "end": 18660.74, "text": " No, Ron, please do not have my finger slip!"}, {"start": 18660.74, "end": 18662.74, "text": " Ron, my finger slip! No, no, my finger slip!"}, {"start": 18662.74, "end": 18664.74, "text": " Don't take my run!"}, {"start": 18664.74, "end": 18667.74, "text": " Ron, my finger slip!"}, {"start": 18667.74, "end": 18668.74, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 18668.74, "end": 18670.74, "text": " Checkmate, checkmate!"}, {"start": 18670.74, "end": 18673.74, "text": " I'm not even in check!"}, {"start": 18673.74, "end": 18681.260000000002, "text": " okay check check yeah check you're right check yeah you're right check wait"}, {"start": 18681.260000000002, "end": 18688.620000000003, "text": " you're a blunder machine but I can't just tell you run you're a blunder"}, {"start": 18688.620000000003, "end": 18693.260000000002, "text": " machine bro it's a lifeline homie you need to so you just blundered your"}, {"start": 18693.260000000002, "end": 18696.54, "text": " look it's okay you need to activate your night you can only use your night and"}, {"start": 18696.54, "end": 18699.980000000003, "text": " your queen up literally all you have his rook is defended so just try to keep"}, {"start": 18699.98, "end": 18704.98, "text": " Keep your knight and your queen close, bring your knight back, and just try to defend."}, {"start": 18704.98, "end": 18709.26, "text": " I should have saved you with a rook, but I didn't."}, {"start": 18709.26, "end": 18712.46, "text": " It's honestly fine, I'm a problem, and I need to learn."}, {"start": 18712.46, "end": 18713.82, "text": " I'm not the forer of chess."}, {"start": 18713.82, "end": 18714.82, "text": " I am going to..."}, {"start": 18714.82, "end": 18716.82, "text": " It's okay, we come back."}, {"start": 18716.82, "end": 18717.82, "text": " He will blunder."}, {"start": 18717.82, "end": 18721.3, "text": " Say goodbye to your queen, bro."}, {"start": 18721.3, "end": 18722.8, "text": " Say goodbye to your queen, buddy."}, {"start": 18722.8, "end": 18728.7, "text": " Hey, chat, I'm going to be the best 308L player in the world, bro."}, {"start": 18728.7, "end": 18731.96, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty tough, but you know, maybe he'll still meet you I"}, {"start": 18735.82, "end": 18737.82, "text": " Gotta make some plays I gotta make some plays"}, {"start": 18739.86, "end": 18741.86, "text": " I'm gonna make some plays here"}, {"start": 18742.2, "end": 18746.66, "text": " I'm gonna make I'm gonna make some plays. You're right. I check you. I check you you check me"}, {"start": 18746.9, "end": 18748.9, "text": " You check me. I've checked you"}, {"start": 18750.34, "end": 18756.86, "text": " Yeah, just try to go for this filming it's important to not give up. We're gonna need to you never give up if you don't lose"}, {"start": 18758.7, "end": 18760.3, "text": " He might steal me."}, {"start": 18760.3, "end": 18763.82, "text": " Because I ain't bad."}, {"start": 18763.82, "end": 18765.66, "text": " Bro, Ron, come on, buddy."}, {"start": 18765.66, "end": 18767.22, "text": " I thought you were going to be better, bro."}, {"start": 18767.22, "end": 18768.46, "text": " You trained, bro."}, {"start": 18768.46, "end": 18769.34, "text": " Push it once."}, {"start": 18769.34, "end": 18770.3, "text": " He's going to see it, though."}, {"start": 18770.3, "end": 18772.86, "text": " But at this point, we're going to have to try again."}, {"start": 18772.86, "end": 18773.34, "text": " But it's OK."}, {"start": 18773.34, "end": 18778.82, "text": " We're going to come in a little bit earlier next time."}, {"start": 18778.82, "end": 18779.82, "text": " This is interesting."}, {"start": 18779.82, "end": 18781.74, "text": " I'm not going to help him anymore, dear."}, {"start": 18781.74, "end": 18783.06, "text": " No, he might steal me."}, {"start": 18783.06, "end": 18784.5, "text": " But he's pretty solid."}, {"start": 18784.5, "end": 18786.34, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 18786.34, "end": 18789.1, "text": " Jinxie, just give me a little bit of hope."}, {"start": 18789.1, "end": 18790.78, "text": " Your best hope is next game."}, {"start": 18790.78, "end": 18793.86, "text": " I literally, here's how you win, Rob."}, {"start": 18793.86, "end": 18798.86, "text": " The next game, I literally get ran over by a car, Rob."}, {"start": 18798.86, "end": 18799.7, "text": " That's how you win."}, {"start": 18799.7, "end": 18800.54, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 18800.54, "end": 18801.38, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 18801.38, "end": 18804.14, "text": " You're not supposed to talk during a chess game."}, {"start": 18804.14, "end": 18804.94, "text": " That's unsports."}, {"start": 18804.94, "end": 18805.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18805.78, "end": 18807.66, "text": " Couldn't hear you over the check, Rob."}, {"start": 18812.18, "end": 18814.02, "text": " I mean, everything's perspective."}, {"start": 18814.02, "end": 18816.64, "text": " Yeah, this is a world-class event."}, {"start": 18816.64, "end": 18817.260000000002, "text": " Take the night."}, {"start": 18817.260000000002, "end": 18818.58, "text": " You can't take the night."}, {"start": 18818.58, "end": 18819.58, "text": " You can't."}, {"start": 18819.58, "end": 18821.86, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 18821.86, "end": 18824.62, "text": " I'm destroying you, Ron!"}, {"start": 18824.62, "end": 18826.86, "text": " Oh my god, give me a chance, will you?"}, {"start": 18826.86, "end": 18827.94, "text": " Convert to a queen?"}, {"start": 18827.94, "end": 18829.18, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 18829.18, "end": 18831.3, "text": " Ron, I've been proved it's our last encounter."}, {"start": 18831.3, "end": 18831.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18831.8, "end": 18833.62, "text": " He's gonna promote, but it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 18836.7, "end": 18838.94, "text": " No, but then it's."}, {"start": 18838.94, "end": 18840.4, "text": " Just try to film it."}, {"start": 18840.4, "end": 18843.58, "text": " There's nothing we can do to try to win."}, {"start": 18843.58, "end": 18844.620000000003, "text": " We just don't give up."}, {"start": 18844.620000000003, "end": 18847.620000000003, "text": " I just want to say goodbye."}, {"start": 18847.620000000003, "end": 18850.620000000003, "text": " Say goodbye."}, {"start": 18850.620000000003, "end": 18851.660000000003, "text": " How the fuck I'm Jinxy."}, {"start": 18851.660000000003, "end": 18853.120000000003, "text": " Can you shut the fuck up?"}, {"start": 18853.120000000003, "end": 18857.260000000002, "text": " How do I say goodbye?"}, {"start": 18857.260000000002, "end": 18860.54, "text": " I'm muted."}, {"start": 18860.54, "end": 18861.260000000002, "text": " I'm muted."}, {"start": 18861.260000000002, "end": 18864.54, "text": " I'm muted."}, {"start": 18864.54, "end": 18867.34, "text": " I'm so good at chess."}, {"start": 18867.34, "end": 18875.34, "text": " Jack, Jack, it might not, the best 308-oh player you've ever seen."}, {"start": 18875.34, "end": 18880.86, "text": " Shout out to Levy, shout out to my cousin for teaching me to Karuk Khan opening."}, {"start": 18880.86, "end": 18883.18, "text": " I know he's proud of me right now."}, {"start": 18883.18, "end": 18888.62, "text": " Shout out to my cousin for teaching me to Karuk Khan, bro."}, {"start": 18888.62, "end": 18892.86, "text": " Somebody said bad versus horrible."}, {"start": 18892.86, "end": 18893.86, "text": " Do-do-do."}, {"start": 18893.86, "end": 18897.86, "text": " Do I get Elo for that?"}, {"start": 18897.86, "end": 18898.86, "text": " That's not even fair."}, {"start": 18898.86, "end": 18900.86, "text": " It's not even fair though."}, {"start": 18900.86, "end": 18902.86, "text": " Yo, can I watch Game Review?"}, {"start": 18902.86, "end": 18904.86, "text": " Come on, Game Review, glaze me."}, {"start": 18904.86, "end": 18906.86, "text": " Game Review, glaze me."}, {"start": 18909.86, "end": 18910.86, "text": " Chat the Game Review."}, {"start": 18910.86, "end": 18911.86, "text": " Talk to me, baby."}, {"start": 18911.86, "end": 18913.86, "text": " A nice tactical blow in the opening."}, {"start": 18913.86, "end": 18914.86, "text": " Let's look at your..."}, {"start": 18914.86, "end": 18916.86, "text": " Countless games start with this move because it..."}, {"start": 18916.86, "end": 18919.86, "text": " A good idea that supports a strong center later."}, {"start": 18919.86, "end": 18929.86, "text": " later. This move gives you the opportunity to win their night. The only move and you found it."}, {"start": 18930.5, "end": 18935.54, "text": " Nice development that allows king side castling next move. Oh, thanks, baby. I appreciate you,"}, {"start": 18935.54, "end": 18942.82, "text": " babe. Oh my god. Is there a way to marry Nadia here? Like just look, bro. Is she real?"}, {"start": 18942.82, "end": 18946.9, "text": " You missed an opportunity to win a night through a fork. Shysa, sorry, Nadia."}, {"start": 18946.9, "end": 18959.140000000003, "text": " you captured a vulnerable night you captured a free pawn the rook is left"}, {"start": 18959.140000000003, "end": 18965.74, "text": " hanging letting you grab it immediately you captured a free rook you're"}, {"start": 18965.74, "end": 18973.06, "text": " better option was to take an outpost with a night you want a pawn for free"}, {"start": 18973.06, "end": 18976.56, "text": " Watch this mate, Chad, watch this mate, wow."}, {"start": 18976.56, "end": 18978.06, "text": " Congrats on your win."}, {"start": 18978.06, "end": 18987.56, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, it's magic, you know."}, {"start": 18987.56, "end": 18991.56, "text": " Never believe it's that so."}, {"start": 18991.56, "end": 18996.56, "text": " It's magic, you know."}, {"start": 18996.56, "end": 19001.56, "text": " Never believe it's not so."}, {"start": 19001.56, "end": 19003.56, "text": " It's magic"}, {"start": 19003.920000000002, "end": 19005.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, no"}, {"start": 19006.600000000002, "end": 19009.32, "text": " Look chat. I'm gonna keep it an absolute buck, bro"}, {"start": 19010.600000000002, "end": 19011.960000000003, "text": " um"}, {"start": 19011.960000000003, "end": 19013.960000000003, "text": " Am I winning the tournament?"}, {"start": 19016.600000000002, "end": 19020.120000000003, "text": " Check and I would have the tournament cases. Yeah, I got a beat one run one more time"}, {"start": 19023.16, "end": 19029.600000000002, "text": " Hey, Jinxie, I hate watching you appreciate that bro, you know, are they still coaching over there? What's even happening?"}, {"start": 19032.32, "end": 19034.32, "text": " What's even happening well"}, {"start": 19037.72, "end": 19039.72, "text": " You actually fucked up now"}, {"start": 19039.760000000002, "end": 19046.0, "text": " Wait, you know, so I'll be on I'm getting a call from agent now too. Yo, bro. What I have case on calling me"}, {"start": 19046.0, "end": 19048.0, "text": " Have you called me one agent?"}, {"start": 19048.960000000003, "end": 19050.960000000003, "text": " Yeah, she's she can hear you"}, {"start": 19056.16, "end": 19058.16, "text": " Yeah kick rocks"}, {"start": 19061.56, "end": 19066.72, "text": " Bro, I got case on time you better ruin his day in my chat. Yeah, this is like I'm gonna become the greatest"}, {"start": 19067.440000000002, "end": 19070.960000000003, "text": " Hey, this is your villain art. This is how champions are made"}, {"start": 19071.32, "end": 19072.32, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 19072.32, "end": 19078.760000000002, "text": " You can become the best chess player haters are motivators at the table with dinner with success. Okay, and now how do you castle?"}, {"start": 19079.88, "end": 19085.0, "text": " Put me in position to castle right here. Watch this. Oh easy. That's a little okay easy"}, {"start": 19085.0, "end": 19094.18, "text": " All right, I want to rematch let's go. All right, bro. Let's get this let's get this going, bro"}, {"start": 19097.72, "end": 19101.0, "text": " Send me another invite. How you did before you can hit rematch. I clicked it"}, {"start": 19108.64, "end": 19113.56, "text": " All right, Ron set send me a new code in in discord, Ron. How do you play online?"}, {"start": 19115.0, "end": 19123.0, "text": " Yeah, yeah, noise here, challenge, okay, and don't panic about the time, like I'd rather you take your time than I do."}, {"start": 19123.0, "end": 19124.0, "text": " My heart is racing."}, {"start": 19124.0, "end": 19132.0, "text": " I mean, just gotta breathe. Chess is a really infuriating game. It's like a mental battle. Honestly, most of this is you freaking yourself out."}, {"start": 19132.0, "end": 19135.0, "text": " Okay, I'll do that. He's just too hot. This is him."}, {"start": 19135.0, "end": 19136.0, "text": " Is it? Yeah."}, {"start": 19136.0, "end": 19137.0, "text": " Are you sure? Chessy, do you see me in a bit?"}, {"start": 19137.0, "end": 19138.0, "text": " This is him. Ready? Go."}, {"start": 19138.0, "end": 19139.0, "text": " I'm in here."}, {"start": 19139.0, "end": 19140.0, "text": " Alright, go."}, {"start": 19140.0, "end": 19141.0, "text": " This is you?"}, {"start": 19141.0, "end": 19142.0, "text": " It's beginning."}, {"start": 19142.0, "end": 19143.0, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 19143.0, "end": 19144.0, "text": " Sometimes it doesn't."}, {"start": 19144.0, "end": 19146.48, "text": " All right, hey best of luck Jakes"}, {"start": 19146.48, "end": 19148.48, "text": " opening principle, shake hand, good luck"}, {"start": 19148.48, "end": 19150.48, "text": " check your move before you play"}, {"start": 19150.48, "end": 19153.48, "text": " that's all you have to do"}, {"start": 19153.48, "end": 19157.48, "text": " good developing"}, {"start": 19157.48, "end": 19160.48, "text": " very nice"}, {"start": 19160.48, "end": 19162.48, "text": " whoa whoa whoa"}, {"start": 19162.48, "end": 19164.48, "text": " whoa it's magic"}, {"start": 19164.48, "end": 19166.48, "text": " you know"}, {"start": 19166.48, "end": 19169.48, "text": " what if I just mimic him the whole game"}, {"start": 19169.48, "end": 19173.48, "text": " you eventually don't stop working but check it over as it works it works"}, {"start": 19173.48, "end": 19176.28, "text": " It works, it works, it works, it works, it works here, it works here."}, {"start": 19176.28, "end": 19178.16, "text": " This is fine for now."}, {"start": 19178.16, "end": 19179.84, "text": " Eventually, I'll have to make you a mood."}, {"start": 19179.84, "end": 19186.2, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's not, you know."}, {"start": 19186.2, "end": 19188.399999999998, "text": " Ron, you got good vocals, bro, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 19188.399999999998, "end": 19189.6, "text": " Appreciate you, Junko."}, {"start": 19189.6, "end": 19190.64, "text": " Junko Dingle."}, {"start": 19190.64, "end": 19193.36, "text": " You got, you got good vocals, bro."}, {"start": 19193.36, "end": 19194.56, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 19194.56, "end": 19196.2, "text": " Holy pan, that's a brutal pan."}, {"start": 19196.2, "end": 19198.079999999998, "text": " I'm sorry if we upset you."}, {"start": 19198.079999999998, "end": 19199.44, "text": " It's OK, OK, son."}, {"start": 19199.44, "end": 19201.0, "text": " I hope you know I was just trolling,"}, {"start": 19201.0, "end": 19208.68, "text": " in your room was very nice I don't know okay finished developing just what's"}, {"start": 19208.68, "end": 19214.44, "text": " your goal that's oh no I did it's okay"}, {"start": 19214.44, "end": 19222.52, "text": " try there's no help I'm a lost cause I'm a lost fucking cause well a bad"}, {"start": 19222.52, "end": 19225.92, "text": " shout run that's not a bad shout finish your developing I don't know how"}, {"start": 19225.920000000002, "end": 19230.120000000003, "text": " I'm not even developed in my human self look around can I be out of sleep? What?"}, {"start": 19231.2, "end": 19233.36, "text": " Look around can I be honest? You're not one term?"}, {"start": 19237.56, "end": 19242.000000000004, "text": " Stop panicking yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes ma'am. Okay, so why did he do that?"}, {"start": 19242.920000000002, "end": 19250.000000000004, "text": " Good question. He's just developing bam keep going with your plan. It's good that you asked yourself that honestly I really think"}, {"start": 19252.24, "end": 19254.08, "text": " Yeah, you're doing better this game, bro"}, {"start": 19255.920000000002, "end": 19258.440000000002, "text": " Solid just calm chest. Stay calm"}, {"start": 19263.440000000002, "end": 19269.2, "text": " This is not a bad shout, how do you think about your plan? You must finish your king's safety"}, {"start": 19270.800000000003, "end": 19272.800000000003, "text": " This is my king"}, {"start": 19274.320000000003, "end": 19278.24, "text": " I know I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sometimes I get confused because the Queen of England has a cross. I thought"}, {"start": 19285.920000000002, "end": 19290.24, "text": " Oh, never did I know that it's not so."}, {"start": 19290.24, "end": 19291.760000000002, "text": " So if I take this, no, I know."}, {"start": 19291.760000000002, "end": 19293.4, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 19293.4, "end": 19295.04, "text": " So I think it's seed, then he'll do that."}, {"start": 19295.04, "end": 19295.54, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19295.54, "end": 19297.04, "text": " Vamo."}, {"start": 19297.04, "end": 19298.800000000003, "text": " Like I go here."}, {"start": 19298.800000000003, "end": 19300.24, "text": " What was your plan?"}, {"start": 19300.24, "end": 19301.24, "text": " Also?"}, {"start": 19301.24, "end": 19304.84, "text": " Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."}, {"start": 19304.84, "end": 19305.34, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 19305.34, "end": 19305.84, "text": " Go for that."}, {"start": 19305.84, "end": 19306.640000000003, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 19306.640000000003, "end": 19309.04, "text": " Hey, Rob, I got a question for you."}, {"start": 19309.04, "end": 19309.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19309.54, "end": 19314.120000000003, "text": " Rob, what is a four letter word that starts with F"}, {"start": 19314.12, "end": 19324.12, "text": " ends with K. Fuck. Fork! This is your forked! I got forked! You got this! You just got forked!"}, {"start": 19326.92, "end": 19334.92, "text": " Dumbass. Fuck! I thought I had him there! Fuck it! Stay focused! Yeah, I thought I had him dead to rights!"}, {"start": 19336.12, "end": 19341.0, "text": " See your queen. Oh, this is gonna be tricky. This is gonna be tricky now. See now,"}, {"start": 19341.0, "end": 19349.0, "text": " Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god King safety King safety"}, {"start": 19363.3, "end": 19370.34, "text": " Yep, yeah, okay this way right here right to squares is castle"}, {"start": 19371.0, "end": 19377.8, "text": " You need to remember this if you can't remember this we have no shot. Andrea you need to remember this. Are you getting a migraine for me?"}, {"start": 19378.12, "end": 19381.32, "text": " No, no, no, no, this is okay. The rest is for you. I'm gonna let you know."}, {"start": 19382.12, "end": 19384.12, "text": " It's magic"}, {"start": 19384.12, "end": 19386.12, "text": " No, that's"}, {"start": 19386.12, "end": 19388.12, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 19389.0, "end": 19392.68, "text": " Famo, okay. This is gonna be tricky. This is very tricky. You can do it"}, {"start": 19393.24, "end": 19397.56, "text": " Confidence you got a winning position. You're up material. I should have played you a game"}, {"start": 19397.56, "end": 19399.56, "text": " You can do it. You don't need you can win on your own"}, {"start": 19399.56, "end": 19401.56, "text": " You know how to do it"}, {"start": 19412.760000000002, "end": 19417.100000000002, "text": " Fuck oh no, no, I didn't fuck up. You've got a plan. I got a plan. You can do something. I have a weird"}, {"start": 19418.04, "end": 19423.24, "text": " Geeksie do you want to retire this one? We can go best at three. I can win this one. Me. Ho. Me. Ho. You're not gonna win"}, {"start": 19423.24, "end": 19429.24, "text": " Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! You're done, brother. You're actually done."}, {"start": 19429.24, "end": 19430.24, "text": " If you win this, I should quit. My life."}, {"start": 19430.24, "end": 19434.24, "text": " I have the power of the Botez on my side."}, {"start": 19434.24, "end": 19439.24, "text": " Well, I don't take responsibility for this game. I'm too helpless."}, {"start": 19439.24, "end": 19442.24, "text": " You are nothing but a pawn to the king."}, {"start": 19442.24, "end": 19443.24, "text": " This is to the king of work life."}, {"start": 19443.24, "end": 19447.24, "text": " Okay, you need a plan in chess. When you're playing, you spend your time talking."}, {"start": 19447.24, "end": 19449.24, "text": " You spend your money. You need to activate your plan."}, {"start": 19449.24, "end": 19450.24, "text": " Sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 19450.24, "end": 19452.24, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, he fucked up."}, {"start": 19452.24, "end": 19453.56, "text": " He, he, he, he!"}, {"start": 19453.56, "end": 19455.16, "text": " Is that a double check?"}, {"start": 19455.16, "end": 19457.260000000002, "text": " No, because then that goes down here, here, here, here."}, {"start": 19457.260000000002, "end": 19458.260000000002, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 19458.260000000002, "end": 19458.760000000002, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 19458.760000000002, "end": 19460.16, "text": " Wait, I know, I know."}, {"start": 19460.16, "end": 19461.68, "text": " But then this, so I'm looking at that."}, {"start": 19461.68, "end": 19463.2, "text": " Oh, you just noticed something."}, {"start": 19463.2, "end": 19463.940000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19463.940000000002, "end": 19464.440000000002, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 19464.440000000002, "end": 19466.88, "text": " That Bishop has no one to move right now."}, {"start": 19466.88, "end": 19467.480000000003, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 19467.480000000003, "end": 19470.2, "text": " So you're recommending?"}, {"start": 19470.2, "end": 19471.800000000003, "text": " What do you want to attack a Bishop with?"}, {"start": 19471.800000000003, "end": 19472.300000000003, "text": " With this."}, {"start": 19472.300000000003, "end": 19474.66, "text": " That's worth less than the Bishop."}, {"start": 19474.66, "end": 19478.280000000002, "text": " Less than the Bishop, that would be this."}, {"start": 19478.280000000002, "end": 19478.800000000003, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 19478.800000000003, "end": 19479.640000000003, "text": " I'm not helping anymore."}, {"start": 19479.64, "end": 19481.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19483.64, "end": 19485.64, "text": " But the issue is"}, {"start": 19485.64, "end": 19488.239999999998, "text": " I'm not right. She didn't really help me with that. I I kind of saw that"}, {"start": 19490.12, "end": 19492.12, "text": " All right, yes, ma'am"}, {"start": 19495.559999999998, "end": 19497.559999999998, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 19497.92, "end": 19504.92, "text": " I got this I'm locked. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It's magic you come your bitch up"}, {"start": 19505.68, "end": 19507.84, "text": " Don't worry. They're just their idiots ignore them"}, {"start": 19509.64, "end": 19511.64, "text": " You hung your bitch up."}, {"start": 19511.64, "end": 19514.64, "text": " The rest is going to be frigate."}, {"start": 19514.64, "end": 19515.64, "text": " Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie."}, {"start": 19515.64, "end": 19517.64, "text": " Bro, don't you nervous to be honest?"}, {"start": 19517.64, "end": 19518.64, "text": " Are you nervous?"}, {"start": 19518.64, "end": 19519.64, "text": " Jinxie, can I ask you a question?"}, {"start": 19519.64, "end": 19520.64, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 19520.64, "end": 19522.64, "text": " Did you think before making that move or no?"}, {"start": 19522.64, "end": 19524.64, "text": " Uh, not really."}, {"start": 19524.64, "end": 19526.64, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 19526.64, "end": 19529.64, "text": " Uh, first off, that's my rook."}, {"start": 19529.64, "end": 19530.64, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 19530.64, "end": 19532.64, "text": " Second, that is not check, bro."}, {"start": 19532.64, "end": 19533.64, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 19533.64, "end": 19535.64, "text": " I mean, do I want to trade?"}, {"start": 19535.64, "end": 19537.64, "text": " Yeah, go ahead and trade. Do it. Do it."}, {"start": 19537.64, "end": 19541.739999999998, "text": " I don't think trading is the best watch what happens in your trade watch what happens in your trade"}, {"start": 19542.5, "end": 19544.5, "text": " What if we would just train?"}, {"start": 19544.66, "end": 19546.66, "text": " Wait boss, I"}, {"start": 19547.059999999998, "end": 19549.059999999998, "text": " Don't know that's the best of shouts"}, {"start": 19549.38, "end": 19552.7, "text": " Let me lock in here folk. Honestly. I know he's gonna"}, {"start": 19553.38, "end": 19555.38, "text": " Because no, but then that goes there"}, {"start": 19556.3, "end": 19560.14, "text": " It's really just like a small moves. You're right baby moves baby moves baby moves"}, {"start": 19561.34, "end": 19563.34, "text": " Baby moves baby moves"}, {"start": 19564.42, "end": 19566.42, "text": " They see now though"}, {"start": 19566.86, "end": 19571.4, "text": " No, because yeah, I'm familiar with it. Don't wait actually no, but I don't want to yeah"}, {"start": 19571.4, "end": 19574.58, "text": " I don't want to trade that because if I go here then he could take"}, {"start": 19578.18, "end": 19582.7, "text": " Can't help me I know what I'm doing I played these games before"}, {"start": 19587.88, "end": 19591.34, "text": " You just hung your queen bro, Ron hang it up"}, {"start": 19591.34, "end": 19595.94, "text": " Bro, I'm walking apart at your queen"}, {"start": 19597.34, "end": 19602.14, "text": " It's okay. You saw the attack boss. You're stressing me out. I'm sorry. You're stressing me out"}, {"start": 19604.26, "end": 19608.98, "text": " Wait, no, no, that is not stress bro. You need to hang this shit up, bro. She's stressing me out, bro. It's like"}, {"start": 19613.420000000002, "end": 19618.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, I know wait, no, I didn't be oh my god, actually or not I missed like on God"}, {"start": 19621.34, "end": 19627.34, "text": " You know what, Ron? Maybe I can still make it. Maybe I can still make it, Ron."}, {"start": 19627.34, "end": 19628.34, "text": " Massive improvement."}, {"start": 19628.34, "end": 19631.34, "text": " Ron, I might still make this, bro."}, {"start": 19631.34, "end": 19635.34, "text": " You're not still making it. I'm a fucking burger."}, {"start": 19635.34, "end": 19637.34, "text": " You're not a burger, Ron."}, {"start": 19637.34, "end": 19640.34, "text": " Maybe I can still make it, Ron."}, {"start": 19640.34, "end": 19643.34, "text": " I'm actually just a fucking burger."}, {"start": 19643.34, "end": 19646.34, "text": " Andrea, I'm a burger. I'm a fucking burger."}, {"start": 19646.34, "end": 19650.34, "text": " I'm a fucking burger. I'm a fucking burger."}, {"start": 19650.34, "end": 19652.34, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 19663.1, "end": 19665.1, "text": " Check me"}, {"start": 19667.78, "end": 19669.78, "text": " I'm on a Pia"}, {"start": 19671.22, "end": 19673.22, "text": " On Pinyata on Pinyata on Pinyata"}, {"start": 19674.78, "end": 19679.74, "text": " Wait, I know what is it? What is all possible? What is all possible?"}, {"start": 19680.34, "end": 19684.34, "text": " He's not offended. He did something with his work."}, {"start": 19684.34, "end": 19685.34, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 19685.34, "end": 19688.34, "text": " We have to move in like this because we can't offend him."}, {"start": 19688.34, "end": 19689.34, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 19689.34, "end": 19691.34, "text": " At least I got a point."}, {"start": 19691.34, "end": 19692.34, "text": " Bar."}, {"start": 19692.34, "end": 19693.34, "text": " Yo, Ron."}, {"start": 19693.34, "end": 19695.34, "text": " I actually like to do this."}, {"start": 19695.34, "end": 19696.34, "text": " Give me a favor, Ron."}, {"start": 19696.34, "end": 19699.34, "text": " Just burn your PC to the floor, bro."}, {"start": 19699.34, "end": 19701.34, "text": " Ron, it's over, dude."}, {"start": 19701.34, "end": 19703.34, "text": " I told you, I'm the 200E Love Grim Reaper."}, {"start": 19703.34, "end": 19705.34, "text": " I don't, Andre, I'm the Reaper."}, {"start": 19705.34, "end": 19707.34, "text": " It's okay, it's okay. We're going to analyze this."}, {"start": 19707.34, "end": 19709.34, "text": " I'm the 200E Love Grim Reaper, bro."}, {"start": 19709.34, "end": 19711.64, "text": " little bit more time to analyze."}, {"start": 19711.64, "end": 19713.6, "text": " I don't think I can say this."}, {"start": 19713.6, "end": 19717.5, "text": " Never believe it's that so."}, {"start": 19717.5, "end": 19718.58, "text": " Hold on, let me think about this move."}, {"start": 19718.58, "end": 19719.86, "text": " Now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna slowly"}, {"start": 19719.86, "end": 19721.420000000002, "text": " but surely destroy all your thoughts"}, {"start": 19721.420000000002, "end": 19722.76, "text": " and my thoughts to Queens and that."}, {"start": 19722.76, "end": 19724.38, "text": " Okay, so I'm gonna go up one."}, {"start": 19724.38, "end": 19725.74, "text": " I'm gonna see how you play against this."}, {"start": 19725.74, "end": 19727.46, "text": " Mm, it's not a bad shot."}, {"start": 19729.74, "end": 19731.06, "text": " It's magic."}, {"start": 19732.06, "end": 19732.96, "text": " See, you're cooked."}, {"start": 19732.96, "end": 19734.3, "text": " See, I knew you were gonna do that."}, {"start": 19734.3, "end": 19735.14, "text": " Now what are you gonna do?"}, {"start": 19735.14, "end": 19736.62, "text": " What do you know that?"}, {"start": 19736.62, "end": 19737.46, "text": " Battering, bram."}, {"start": 19739.34, "end": 19740.18, "text": " game over now."}, {"start": 19740.18, "end": 19742.7, "text": " Oh my god, let me ruin your reputation."}, {"start": 19742.7, "end": 19743.2, "text": " No, no, it's OK."}, {"start": 19743.2, "end": 19743.7, "text": " Keep fighting."}, {"start": 19743.7, "end": 19745.7, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19745.7, "end": 19746.58, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19746.58, "end": 19747.58, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19747.58, "end": 19748.74, "text": " Yeah, just keep fighting."}, {"start": 19748.74, "end": 19750.34, "text": " And there's no way to save this."}, {"start": 19750.34, "end": 19752.18, "text": " Magnus himself can't save this."}, {"start": 19756.1, "end": 19756.98, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 19756.98, "end": 19757.94, "text": " You've got to check."}, {"start": 19757.94, "end": 19760.3, "text": " That's all you've got."}, {"start": 19760.3, "end": 19763.14, "text": " Go back and defend."}, {"start": 19763.14, "end": 19765.86, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 19765.86, "end": 19766.82, "text": " That is not check."}, {"start": 19766.82, "end": 19768.22, "text": " That's not how the rookie even moves."}, {"start": 19768.22, "end": 19775.22, "text": " see it though right? No you actually see it. Wait you see it. Wait boss? Hey."}, {"start": 19775.22, "end": 19782.22, "text": " That wasn't good attack but. Oh no I'm fine. Oh you might still be. Go back here. Wait."}, {"start": 19782.22, "end": 19788.22, "text": " No no. Just go there. It's not gonna matter. They're calling me zero elo."}, {"start": 19788.22, "end": 19791.22, "text": " Push the bar. Push the bar. Push the bar. Get him all your pieces and maybe he'll"}, {"start": 19791.22, "end": 19795.22, "text": " still meet you. He's not gonna still meet you. He's too good."}, {"start": 19795.22, "end": 19798.58, "text": " Oh my god, I gotta let out force. I have to let out force."}, {"start": 19798.58, "end": 19801.06, "text": " Block all yourself, try to keep pushing."}, {"start": 19803.38, "end": 19816.18, "text": " Goodbye! It's over! Goodbye! It's over! Because as soon as I go, he's gonna rock me! It's fucking over! I'm the FOURTH OF CHANNELS!"}, {"start": 19816.18, "end": 19826.18, "text": " Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City, I'm a thousand miles away,"}, {"start": 19826.18, "end": 19831.04, "text": " The girl tonight you look so pretty oh yes you do"}, {"start": 19846.7, "end": 19851.62, "text": " Okay, okay, oh chat it's cuz he's gone couldn't move"}, {"start": 19851.62, "end": 19853.86, "text": " to learn something from the skin."}, {"start": 19853.86, "end": 19855.62, "text": " Rematch, rematch, or no, no, no."}, {"start": 19855.62, "end": 19857.14, "text": " No, no, look at that one."}, {"start": 19857.14, "end": 19859.44, "text": " Give me 30 seconds, 30 seconds, 30 seconds,"}, {"start": 19859.44, "end": 19860.28, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 19863.539999999997, "end": 19865.02, "text": " 30 seconds, I'll be back."}, {"start": 19865.02, "end": 19866.68, "text": " Why are they giving me protein candy?"}, {"start": 19866.68, "end": 19867.52, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 19867.52, "end": 19868.46, "text": " Oh God, don't, don't fall for me."}, {"start": 19868.46, "end": 19869.44, "text": " Let me get over here."}, {"start": 19869.44, "end": 19870.28, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 19870.28, "end": 19871.68, "text": " Okay, all right."}, {"start": 19871.68, "end": 19872.52, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 19872.52, "end": 19873.52, "text": " No, shit, shit, shit, shit."}, {"start": 19873.52, "end": 19875.18, "text": " Okay, you can't, nothing you can't."}, {"start": 19875.18, "end": 19877.02, "text": " I'm gonna analyze this really quick."}, {"start": 19878.18, "end": 19879.7, "text": " So you were doing really good"}, {"start": 19879.7, "end": 19880.899999999998, "text": " and then you started panicking"}, {"start": 19880.9, "end": 19882.620000000003, "text": " and you started playing without thinking."}, {"start": 19882.620000000003, "end": 19884.420000000002, "text": " Super solid opening, great play."}, {"start": 19884.420000000002, "end": 19886.140000000003, "text": " You know, castle, okay here,"}, {"start": 19886.140000000003, "end": 19888.54, "text": " so you understand castling now."}, {"start": 19888.54, "end": 19890.980000000003, "text": " The king, so what, where should have you developed"}, {"start": 19890.980000000003, "end": 19892.86, "text": " instead of this?"}, {"start": 19892.86, "end": 19894.38, "text": " Make an arrow, show me a right foot."}, {"start": 19894.38, "end": 19895.22, "text": " For him?"}, {"start": 19895.22, "end": 19898.38, "text": " No, your move, and your right foot is to castle."}, {"start": 19898.38, "end": 19900.34, "text": " You take this?"}, {"start": 19900.34, "end": 19901.18, "text": " No, no, you take this."}, {"start": 19901.18, "end": 19902.02, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19902.02, "end": 19902.86, "text": " And then you go, yeah."}, {"start": 19902.86, "end": 19905.86, "text": " So to do that, what piece should you take out next?"}, {"start": 19905.86, "end": 19906.7, "text": " You hear."}, {"start": 19906.7, "end": 19907.54, "text": " Good, yes."}, {"start": 19907.54, "end": 19908.38, "text": " So I'll probably put it like,"}, {"start": 19908.38, "end": 19909.38, "text": " I wouldn't put it here because"}, {"start": 19909.38, "end": 19911.38, "text": " This guy has a lost cause."}, {"start": 19911.38, "end": 19912.38, "text": " Yeah, correct."}, {"start": 19912.38, "end": 19914.38, "text": " But Chad, this guy is a burglar, bro."}, {"start": 19914.38, "end": 19916.38, "text": " Let's talk to my Cam."}, {"start": 19916.38, "end": 19917.38, "text": " Why do you guys keep saying the Cam's problem?"}, {"start": 19917.38, "end": 19918.38, "text": " The Cam is fine."}, {"start": 19918.38, "end": 19919.38, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 19919.38, "end": 19920.38, "text": " And now..."}, {"start": 19920.38, "end": 19921.38, "text": " I'm so confused."}, {"start": 19921.38, "end": 19923.38, "text": " Chad, I'm the 200-year-old rim reaper."}, {"start": 19923.38, "end": 19924.38, "text": " He's not ever gonna be..."}, {"start": 19924.38, "end": 19925.38, "text": " Wait, and then he blundered."}, {"start": 19925.38, "end": 19928.38, "text": " You're not gonna win games because your opponent's blundered."}, {"start": 19928.38, "end": 19929.38, "text": " You just wait for them."}, {"start": 19929.38, "end": 19930.38, "text": " You're gonna be like a cobra."}, {"start": 19930.38, "end": 19932.38, "text": " You let them butt-lubber and you don't."}, {"start": 19932.38, "end": 19933.38, "text": " Oh, that's why."}, {"start": 19933.38, "end": 19934.38, "text": " Oh, it has to be the board, sorry."}, {"start": 19934.38, "end": 19935.38, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 19935.38, "end": 19936.38, "text": " Okay, it's because we're in analysis mode."}, {"start": 19936.38, "end": 19937.38, "text": " Okay, good."}, {"start": 19937.38, "end": 19938.38, "text": " Story chart."}, {"start": 19938.38, "end": 19943.86, "text": " wait for it again he blundered on move 10 here but then you gave it back you need"}, {"start": 19943.86, "end": 19947.38, "text": " to hang on to it everything here was good when you so now you're in the"}, {"start": 19947.38, "end": 19954.3, "text": " middle game you need a plan right here you would use a horse so once I want"}, {"start": 19954.3, "end": 19957.34, "text": " to teach you once you get in these positions these are the rooks you want"}, {"start": 19957.34, "end": 19960.06, "text": " to act so you've already activated you did it you have the opening your"}, {"start": 19960.06, "end": 19964.54, "text": " king of safe this is called a semi open file because there's only one pawn"}, {"start": 19964.54, "end": 19967.22, "text": " you want to activate your rooks here oh the rook can jump over my horse"}, {"start": 19967.22, "end": 19970.260000000002, "text": " No, it's but it's about future control. So try to"}, {"start": 19972.38, "end": 19974.300000000003, "text": " Chat this guy"}, {"start": 19974.300000000003, "end": 19981.34, "text": " Bro chat this guy is never gonna beat me guys never ever. He's never ever gonna beat me up. I actually feel like confidence"}, {"start": 19981.7, "end": 19984.06, "text": " But this guy is never ever gonna beat me up"}, {"start": 19991.7, "end": 19996.300000000003, "text": " But this guy is never ever gonna be well, I know the Carl Kahn I'm unfuck with a ball"}, {"start": 19997.22, "end": 19999.100000000002, "text": " I know the Karukah should do here."}, {"start": 19999.100000000002, "end": 20002.9, "text": " Hypothetically, who in the shadow of the Karukah nobody be honest."}, {"start": 20004.9, "end": 20006.940000000002, "text": " Hey, there, Delilah."}, {"start": 20006.940000000002, "end": 20008.940000000002, "text": " What's it like in New York?"}, {"start": 20008.940000000002, "end": 20012.06, "text": " Let me we'll get it a heart attack if he sees this zero"}, {"start": 20012.06, "end": 20013.38, "text": " Elo versus 50 Elo."}, {"start": 20013.38, "end": 20014.9, "text": " You just fucked up."}, {"start": 20014.9, "end": 20018.5, "text": " Yeah, guys, I still made it because I had so much material."}, {"start": 20020.14, "end": 20023.260000000002, "text": " That's my bad for having eighty six material than messing up."}, {"start": 20023.260000000002, "end": 20033.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm the car. I'm the car who end boss. Yes. Yes. Robert with the five. Let's get a W rob in the chat."}, {"start": 20033.260000000002, "end": 20036.260000000002, "text": " Robert, it's not a bad shout out of you."}, {"start": 20036.260000000002, "end": 20041.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, you guys want to just watch me just do one minute bullet. I'm going to be a car to chat. Watch this."}, {"start": 20041.260000000002, "end": 20045.260000000002, "text": " And then he takes a job to be a car to watch this."}, {"start": 20045.260000000002, "end": 20052.7, "text": " Yeah, all right, guys, it's a car. I hope everybody's doing well. I take, take, take, take, and then we just develop here."}, {"start": 20052.7, "end": 20056.08, "text": " Take, take, just all really simple developing."}, {"start": 20056.08, "end": 20059.320000000003, "text": " And then we just cancel here."}, {"start": 20059.320000000003, "end": 20066.2, "text": " Bishop, let's just get that involved here and, you know, we're just firing on every file."}, {"start": 20066.2, "end": 20069.72, "text": " We end up wondering our night, but it doesn't really matter because we're just taking."}, {"start": 20069.72, "end": 20075.0, "text": " And I would just develop, I'm a car so I'm just going to win the game because I'm a car."}, {"start": 20075.0, "end": 20084.08, "text": " And then he's going to go here, here, here, here, and I'm just going to go here into the fifth dimension. And then here, right here, we have a pretty good attack here with our queen."}, {"start": 20084.08, "end": 20092.58, "text": " He ends up pressuring me, but he doesn't realize that I now have what we call a fork in the chess world."}, {"start": 20092.58, "end": 20099.58, "text": " He's probably going to panic and do something like like this. And he's in check. And that's going to be game over because I'm a."}, {"start": 20099.58, "end": 20101.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20106.7, "end": 20108.7, "text": " Buddy I forked up I'm ready"}, {"start": 20120.02, "end": 20125.08, "text": " Yo fork boy you here yes, bro. You're not ever gonna beat me dude. I'm not ever gonna beat you. Yes"}, {"start": 20126.02, "end": 20128.02, "text": " We drew brother"}, {"start": 20128.02, "end": 20134.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, we drew on me how I had 36 material shut up. Let's go. How do I go again?"}, {"start": 20140.02, "end": 20145.24, "text": " So here no no wait here what you should have done your forked you have to lose a piece"}, {"start": 20145.760000000002, "end": 20149.420000000002, "text": " I don't want to lose this. Yes, so I'm gonna move back. Okay, or what's even better?"}, {"start": 20149.420000000002, "end": 20153.24, "text": " You saw it at first you wanted to take that on um here"}, {"start": 20153.24, "end": 20155.24, "text": " Which at my opponent is such a burden."}, {"start": 20155.760000000002, "end": 20157.760000000002, "text": " Yes, and then okay, then you take"}, {"start": 20158.640000000003, "end": 20161.960000000003, "text": " Yep, and then and then we just went on time here. That's not really"}, {"start": 20163.600000000002, "end": 20165.600000000002, "text": " You're still losing"}, {"start": 20165.72, "end": 20170.72, "text": " Yes, but you're still losing but this way you don't lose an entire queen. So just understand when you're forked"}, {"start": 20170.960000000003, "end": 20175.4, "text": " It's okay to sacrifice. Just try not to lose your most important piece. They're calling me brilliant"}, {"start": 20175.4, "end": 20177.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20177.4, "end": 20181.88, "text": " That move brilliant. Okay. All right. Wait. What the hell war are you ready?"}, {"start": 20181.88, "end": 20184.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, send me to the I'm a"}, {"start": 20186.08, "end": 20188.08, "text": " Chat up a car"}, {"start": 20189.16, "end": 20193.18, "text": " Okay, don't panic you're getting better, but you still have a lot a lot"}, {"start": 20195.120000000003, "end": 20199.960000000003, "text": " Oh, yeah, if we lose this we're out if we lose this it's over. What if I win this?"}, {"start": 20201.16, "end": 20204.36, "text": " Okay, we're gonna make it. This is what it takes all bro. That's how it works"}, {"start": 20205.32, "end": 20211.440000000002, "text": " Okay, we just challenged a challenge. Did you get it in discord and discord? No on the game of the map"}, {"start": 20211.88, "end": 20218.72, "text": " I can get such a link if you need maybe put it in discord not a way I'm getting Sam"}, {"start": 20220.72, "end": 20222.72, "text": " All right, all right"}, {"start": 20223.72, "end": 20228.8, "text": " Some of any moderation on the profile pictures. I've seen like 30 we know we asked that too"}, {"start": 20228.8, "end": 20232.08, "text": " What do you ask? Yes, if chest I come as a moderation on the profile pictures"}, {"start": 20234.72, "end": 20238.0, "text": " I'm gonna message them. I don't know why that's happened. I'm gonna text them one time"}, {"start": 20238.0, "end": 20240.7, "text": " I saw I was a very interesting looking"}, {"start": 20240.7, "end": 20246.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, that was crazy. I've never seen that in my life. I don't know how you guys got that. I'm gonna ask them"}, {"start": 20246.38, "end": 20249.88, "text": " All right, you get it. All right in here in here floating and"}, {"start": 20250.38, "end": 20255.0, "text": " Look like a feathers thing like a bee. You're never gonna beat me dude. How do I wait? How do I start now?"}, {"start": 20256.5, "end": 20258.5, "text": " How do I start?"}, {"start": 20260.14, "end": 20262.14, "text": " We said I'm a challenge"}, {"start": 20262.66, "end": 20264.66, "text": " Except that oh"}, {"start": 20265.260000000002, "end": 20267.260000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 20267.260000000002, "end": 20268.260000000002, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 20268.260000000002, "end": 20269.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20269.260000000002, "end": 20270.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20270.260000000002, "end": 20271.260000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 20271.260000000002, "end": 20272.260000000002, "text": " Head sets going on."}, {"start": 20272.260000000002, "end": 20273.260000000002, "text": " Double check your moves."}, {"start": 20273.260000000002, "end": 20274.260000000002, "text": " All right, Jinx."}, {"start": 20274.260000000002, "end": 20275.260000000002, "text": " Best of luck, brother."}, {"start": 20275.260000000002, "end": 20276.260000000002, "text": " Hand shake."}, {"start": 20276.260000000002, "end": 20288.260000000002, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 20288.260000000002, "end": 20292.260000000002, "text": " Brown, what is that Bishop twin?"}, {"start": 20292.260000000002, "end": 20293.260000000002, "text": " Nice before bishops, Brown."}, {"start": 20293.260000000002, "end": 20294.260000000002, "text": " Nice before bishops."}, {"start": 20294.260000000002, "end": 20295.260000000002, "text": " Nice before bishops."}, {"start": 20295.260000000002, "end": 20296.260000000002, "text": " That's what Levy said."}, {"start": 20296.260000000002, "end": 20298.260000000002, "text": " Thank you! He's helping us."}, {"start": 20298.260000000002, "end": 20300.260000000002, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 20300.260000000002, "end": 20305.260000000002, "text": " So one thing about me, Jinxie, is that I learned from my mistakes."}, {"start": 20305.260000000002, "end": 20309.260000000002, "text": " So obviously here, I could take some pieces, but why would I do that?"}, {"start": 20309.260000000002, "end": 20311.260000000002, "text": " I'm just going to back up."}, {"start": 20311.260000000002, "end": 20314.260000000002, "text": " In that position, you couldn't even take any pieces, bro."}, {"start": 20314.260000000002, "end": 20317.260000000002, "text": " I could have taken as many pieces as I want to, but you choose not to let me."}, {"start": 20317.260000000002, "end": 20321.260000000002, "text": " Don't read chat and focus."}, {"start": 20321.260000000002, "end": 20322.260000000002, "text": " Yes, ma'am."}, {"start": 20322.260000000002, "end": 20326.260000000002, "text": " Your one goal was, you're almost there, that's the queen."}, {"start": 20326.260000000002, "end": 20328.260000000002, "text": " Castle in is with the king."}, {"start": 20328.260000000002, "end": 20330.260000000002, "text": " Empanada, empanada."}, {"start": 20330.260000000002, "end": 20334.260000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 20334.260000000002, "end": 20336.260000000002, "text": " Finish your plan."}, {"start": 20336.260000000002, "end": 20340.260000000002, "text": " Okay, so that means, so I gotta move Castle here?"}, {"start": 20340.260000000002, "end": 20342.260000000002, "text": " That's how you, there's only one way to Castle."}, {"start": 20342.260000000002, "end": 20343.260000000002, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 20343.260000000002, "end": 20344.260000000002, "text": " That's the only way."}, {"start": 20344.260000000002, "end": 20346.260000000002, "text": " Okay, please remember that."}, {"start": 20346.260000000002, "end": 20347.260000000002, "text": " So I have to do that every game?"}, {"start": 20347.260000000002, "end": 20348.260000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20348.260000000002, "end": 20349.260000000002, "text": " Right!"}, {"start": 20349.260000000002, "end": 20350.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20350.260000000002, "end": 20352.260000000002, "text": " Me when the empanada is ready."}, {"start": 20352.260000000002, "end": 20354.260000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 20354.260000000002, "end": 20356.260000000002, "text": " All right, meal."}, {"start": 20356.260000000002, "end": 20358.260000000002, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 20358.260000000002, "end": 20360.260000000002, "text": " You're not locked in, bro."}, {"start": 20360.260000000002, "end": 20362.260000000002, "text": " I'm so locked in."}, {"start": 20362.260000000002, "end": 20364.260000000002, "text": " You're not locked in."}, {"start": 20364.260000000002, "end": 20366.260000000002, "text": " Wait, play, bro."}, {"start": 20366.260000000002, "end": 20368.260000000002, "text": " Oh, it's me."}, {"start": 20368.260000000002, "end": 20370.260000000002, "text": " Don't panic."}, {"start": 20370.260000000002, "end": 20372.260000000002, "text": " It's my turn."}, {"start": 20372.260000000002, "end": 20374.260000000002, "text": " I'm just thinking about my move, bro."}, {"start": 20374.260000000002, "end": 20376.260000000002, "text": " It's not your turn, dick."}, {"start": 20376.260000000002, "end": 20378.260000000002, "text": " Shiasa."}, {"start": 20378.260000000002, "end": 20380.260000000002, "text": " Just trust me, please."}, {"start": 20380.260000000002, "end": 20381.260000000002, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 20383.260000000002, "end": 20384.260000000002, "text": " I'm gonna move some more."}, {"start": 20384.260000000002, "end": 20386.260000000002, "text": " Are we pushing Pond? We have a fish developing."}, {"start": 20386.260000000002, "end": 20387.260000000002, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep."}, {"start": 20387.260000000002, "end": 20390.260000000002, "text": " I got one fish up and you can't develop it because it's locked."}, {"start": 20390.260000000002, "end": 20393.260000000002, "text": " Chad, I believe this Pond was the end of my year."}, {"start": 20393.260000000002, "end": 20395.260000000002, "text": " Good. You need to get out your other fish."}, {"start": 20395.260000000002, "end": 20398.260000000002, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep."}, {"start": 20398.260000000002, "end": 20400.260000000002, "text": " Jinksy, I wish you the best of luck,"}, {"start": 20400.260000000002, "end": 20403.260000000002, "text": " but unfortunately you're now a Pond to me in the game with Chess."}, {"start": 20403.260000000002, "end": 20411.620000000003, "text": " yes go bro you scared think I have aura"}, {"start": 20411.620000000003, "end": 20414.74, "text": " think on his time don't just yeah you"}, {"start": 20414.74, "end": 20416.420000000002, "text": " pre-moved because you're playing so fast"}, {"start": 20416.420000000002, "end": 20418.620000000003, "text": " don't get that move"}, {"start": 20418.62, "end": 20420.62, "text": " Ooooh, what the-"}, {"start": 20440.0, "end": 20442.0, "text": " Very interesting to my son"}, {"start": 20448.62, "end": 20450.059999999998, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 20455.059999999998, "end": 20456.82, "text": " Miho! Miho! Miho!"}, {"start": 20456.82, "end": 20458.82, "text": " Stream session's not gonna help them chat."}, {"start": 20458.82, "end": 20460.82, "text": " There's no idea what he's doing."}, {"start": 20460.82, "end": 20462.82, "text": " He's just talking randomly."}, {"start": 20462.82, "end": 20463.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20463.82, "end": 20465.82, "text": " Actually, I'm doing really well."}, {"start": 20465.82, "end": 20466.82, "text": " Wait, so this is..."}, {"start": 20466.82, "end": 20468.82, "text": " I don't think this is a bad play because..."}, {"start": 20468.82, "end": 20470.82, "text": " Yeah, that's not a bad play. I mean, I take it."}, {"start": 20470.82, "end": 20472.32, "text": " Confidence, okay."}, {"start": 20472.32, "end": 20473.82, "text": " Because then I'm just gonna..."}, {"start": 20473.82, "end": 20475.82, "text": " Actually, I'll see how he plays because the key goes..."}, {"start": 20475.82, "end": 20476.82, "text": " Yes, don't..."}, {"start": 20476.82, "end": 20477.82, "text": " Actually, no."}, {"start": 20477.82, "end": 20479.82, "text": " I don't know how to stream site"}, {"start": 20483.68, "end": 20485.68, "text": " Nope so"}, {"start": 20486.12, "end": 20488.4, "text": " Yeah, but then that goes there honestly"}, {"start": 20489.72, "end": 20491.72, "text": " Why did you do that?"}, {"start": 20492.16, "end": 20495.6, "text": " Because he's gonna do that. So I guess I do have to move"}, {"start": 20497.239999999998, "end": 20499.9, "text": " So he was gonna do that so I moved to here"}, {"start": 20499.9, "end": 20503.9, "text": " I got it. How do I get rid of that?"}, {"start": 20503.9, "end": 20505.9, "text": " Go to the bathroom."}, {"start": 20505.9, "end": 20509.9, "text": " Meeho! Meeho, mignoy, mignoy!"}, {"start": 20509.9, "end": 20511.9, "text": " Ooh, good play."}, {"start": 20513.9, "end": 20518.9, "text": " Wait. Oh, but then, if I want to do that, is that words?"}, {"start": 20518.9, "end": 20521.9, "text": " Ooh, okay, so I'm going to do that."}, {"start": 20521.9, "end": 20523.9, "text": " Oh, thank God."}, {"start": 20523.9, "end": 20525.9, "text": " Ah, it's improving!"}, {"start": 20525.9, "end": 20527.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 20529.9, "end": 20549.86, "text": " I didn't see that play a lot of why so that's gonna do so I gotta move this oh wait oh hold"}, {"start": 20549.86, "end": 20556.100000000002, "text": " on hold on I'm okay with this I know it's gonna happen so if that and then that yeah"}, {"start": 20556.100000000002, "end": 20565.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'll go back."}, {"start": 20565.780000000002, "end": 20566.780000000002, "text": " Ooh, I like that play, actually."}, {"start": 20566.780000000002, "end": 20572.38, "text": " That was actually a good play."}, {"start": 20572.38, "end": 20573.38, "text": " That's fun."}, {"start": 20573.38, "end": 20575.620000000003, "text": " But now you're kind of like in a weird position."}, {"start": 20575.620000000003, "end": 20576.620000000003, "text": " So I just..."}, {"start": 20576.620000000003, "end": 20578.620000000003, "text": " Wait, is it my turn?"}, {"start": 20578.620000000003, "end": 20579.620000000003, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 20579.620000000003, "end": 20580.620000000003, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 20580.620000000003, "end": 20581.620000000003, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 20581.62, "end": 20584.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20584.62, "end": 20589.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20589.62, "end": 20592.62, "text": " I fucked up, didn't I, Andrew?"}, {"start": 20592.62, "end": 20595.62, "text": " No, you're still in the game. You're literally even on material."}, {"start": 20595.62, "end": 20596.62, "text": " You're dead even."}, {"start": 20596.62, "end": 20599.62, "text": " Yeah, but the thing is, if your mindset is over, you lose the game."}, {"start": 20599.62, "end": 20600.62, "text": " Yes, ma'am."}, {"start": 20600.62, "end": 20604.62, "text": " You are in an even position. You can win this. You need to stay up on time."}, {"start": 20604.62, "end": 20606.62, "text": " I think I know what to do here."}, {"start": 20606.62, "end": 20608.62, "text": " You have a totally, totally good position."}, {"start": 20608.62, "end": 20609.62, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 20609.62, "end": 20610.62, "text": " Wait, no!"}, {"start": 20610.62, "end": 20625.98, "text": " I didn't even click I'm familiar with these games I played these games before I played"}, {"start": 20625.98, "end": 20636.26, "text": " these games before you're stressing me out that's what it is wait wait wait wait"}, {"start": 20636.260000000002, "end": 20638.260000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 20644.940000000002, "end": 20645.760000000002, "text": " Fast!"}, {"start": 20654.08, "end": 20655.58, "text": " Wait, how do you do that?"}, {"start": 20655.58, "end": 20656.920000000002, "text": " You're the queen?"}, {"start": 20656.920000000002, "end": 20657.840000000004, "text": " Yeah, I'm the queen."}, {"start": 20657.840000000004, "end": 20658.68, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 20658.68, "end": 20659.68, "text": " I'm the queen."}, {"start": 20663.68, "end": 20666.02, "text": " Oh my God, Mijo, how do you do that?"}, {"start": 20666.02, "end": 20670.22, "text": " me how Jinxie gave me a chance."}, {"start": 20670.22, "end": 20671.06, "text": " He did."}, {"start": 20671.06, "end": 20671.9, "text": " He gave you a chance."}, {"start": 20671.9, "end": 20672.9, "text": " I know, and I fucked up."}, {"start": 20672.9, "end": 20673.78, "text": " OK, don't give up."}, {"start": 20673.78, "end": 20674.28, "text": " Guess what?"}, {"start": 20674.28, "end": 20675.54, "text": " You got stalemated last time."}, {"start": 20675.54, "end": 20676.74, "text": " You can get stalemated again."}, {"start": 20676.74, "end": 20678.22, "text": " Yes, develop your head."}, {"start": 20678.22, "end": 20680.100000000002, "text": " No, we're fine, the other way."}, {"start": 20680.100000000002, "end": 20681.22, "text": " Yep, so you can't get me."}, {"start": 20681.22, "end": 20681.72, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 20681.72, "end": 20682.34, "text": " Just hang in there."}, {"start": 20682.34, "end": 20683.38, "text": " Just try to maneuver."}, {"start": 20683.38, "end": 20685.86, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 20685.86, "end": 20687.86, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 20687.86, "end": 20689.46, "text": " Miracles can happen, chat."}, {"start": 20689.46, "end": 20691.3, "text": " But we did already get our make-a-wish today."}, {"start": 20696.02, "end": 20700.02, "text": " Your lipstick stains!"}, {"start": 20713.02, "end": 20720.02, "text": " Just let me work. I got this. You're gonna watch, you're now watching a master at work."}, {"start": 20726.02, "end": 20745.7, "text": " Wait a minute, Jaycee, I think you fucked up."}, {"start": 20745.7, "end": 20746.7, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 20746.7, "end": 20748.34, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 20748.34, "end": 20749.34, "text": " Take my pawn!"}, {"start": 20749.34, "end": 20750.34, "text": " Do it!"}, {"start": 20750.34, "end": 20751.34, "text": " Do it, bro!"}, {"start": 20751.34, "end": 20752.34, "text": " Do it!"}, {"start": 20752.34, "end": 20753.34, "text": " Take it!"}, {"start": 20753.34, "end": 20755.34, "text": " Do it! Take it!"}, {"start": 20763.34, "end": 20765.34, "text": " Well, I only have one move."}, {"start": 20772.34, "end": 20774.34, "text": " Well, let me think before. Let me see what he does."}, {"start": 20774.34, "end": 20777.34, "text": " And then let me cook. And then maybe the confidence."}, {"start": 20778.34, "end": 20780.34, "text": " Chad, am I made for this or no?"}, {"start": 20780.34, "end": 20784.34, "text": " Wait, let me just think real quick."}, {"start": 20784.34, "end": 20786.34, "text": " He's trying to meet you."}, {"start": 20786.34, "end": 20792.34, "text": " He's trying to meet me? Hey, yo!"}, {"start": 20792.34, "end": 20795.34, "text": " I mean, obviously, I can do this, but..."}, {"start": 20795.34, "end": 20798.34, "text": " You don't have many minds. You don't have many minds."}, {"start": 20798.34, "end": 20801.34, "text": " Yeah, I know. It's like, then if I go up one more, it's like, okay."}, {"start": 20801.34, "end": 20805.34, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 20805.34, "end": 20808.34, "text": " Yeah, it's okay."}, {"start": 20808.34, "end": 20809.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20809.18, "end": 20812.26, "text": " Um, you had a free queen and you were winning."}, {"start": 20813.3, "end": 20816.1, "text": " You maybe double or nothing."}, {"start": 20816.1, "end": 20819.1, "text": " Double or nothing, but we do need a two."}, {"start": 20819.1, "end": 20820.74, "text": " You're getting so much better."}, {"start": 20820.74, "end": 20822.02, "text": " You didn't even have a pieces move"}, {"start": 20822.02, "end": 20824.78, "text": " and you were actually making winning moves on your own."}, {"start": 20824.78, "end": 20827.02, "text": " Oh, I'm so bad."}, {"start": 20827.02, "end": 20828.38, "text": " I'm so bad."}, {"start": 20828.38, "end": 20829.54, "text": " He's clapping."}, {"start": 20829.54, "end": 20830.66, "text": " He's clapping."}, {"start": 20830.66, "end": 20833.26, "text": " Like, like, oh my god."}, {"start": 20835.26, "end": 20836.1, "text": " Wait, here."}, {"start": 20836.1, "end": 20836.94, "text": " Can I have the headset?"}, {"start": 20836.94, "end": 20837.78, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20837.78, "end": 20839.78, "text": " Hello Mr. Bixi."}, {"start": 20839.78, "end": 20840.78, "text": " Hello, hello."}, {"start": 20840.78, "end": 20841.78, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 20841.78, "end": 20845.739999999998, "text": " Listen, he drove the short bus to school and this was a big day of progress."}, {"start": 20845.739999999998, "end": 20852.579999999998, "text": " We would like to offer you double or nothing and we just, we will do one quick chess lesson"}, {"start": 20852.579999999998, "end": 20855.5, "text": " and we've made a lot of progress so we appreciate your patience."}, {"start": 20855.5, "end": 20856.5, "text": " You've been very helpful with us."}, {"start": 20856.5, "end": 20858.5, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, double or nothing's fine."}, {"start": 20858.5, "end": 20860.62, "text": " I mean, we could do just giving away money."}, {"start": 20860.62, "end": 20861.62, "text": " No, no, don't worry."}, {"start": 20861.62, "end": 20862.62, "text": " Triple or nothing?"}, {"start": 20862.62, "end": 20863.62, "text": " Or quadruple."}, {"start": 20863.62, "end": 20864.62, "text": " No, just double or nothing."}, {"start": 20864.62, "end": 20865.62, "text": " Just double or nothing."}, {"start": 20865.62, "end": 20866.62, "text": " I'll cover the double."}, {"start": 20866.62, "end": 20867.62, "text": " Oh, let's do it."}, {"start": 20867.62, "end": 20877.62, "text": " Okay, okay, we're just gonna do a quick one minute lesson and then we got it. Okay, okay, let me definitely take it."}, {"start": 20877.62, "end": 20891.78, "text": " to a little bullet action because I'm Hikaru and me and Hikaru play bullet all the time"}, {"start": 20891.78, "end": 20893.78, "text": " because for the best quality players in the world."}, {"start": 20893.78, "end": 20895.78, "text": " And I blinded her."}, {"start": 20904.78, "end": 20906.78, "text": " Flavon Dabba Zara."}, {"start": 20913.78, "end": 20915.78, "text": " I'm just gonna do nothing."}, {"start": 20916.78, "end": 20918.78, "text": " I'm just gonna do nothing."}, {"start": 20918.78, "end": 20929.02, "text": " I design now. Wait, no, he can't mate me. Let's just, let's just waste time. He can't"}, {"start": 20929.02, "end": 20935.219999999998, "text": " fucking mate me. You know the fuck he can. He can't fucking mate me. Yeah, right. Yeah,"}, {"start": 20935.219999999998, "end": 20946.34, "text": " right. You're gonna mate me in what, 20 seconds? Cat. Cat. Ooh, ice. What? Little"}, {"start": 20946.34, "end": 20954.82, "text": " bit of dressing. Please don't see it. He fucking saw it. All right, this guy's pretty friggin"}, {"start": 20954.82, "end": 20958.1, "text": " good. Yeah, this guy's pretty friggin good. Yeah."}, {"start": 20962.1, "end": 20965.02, "text": " You're not gonna to meet me, bro. Give it up. You're not gonna to meet me. You're"}, {"start": 20965.02, "end": 20968.82, "text": " doing on time. You're not gonna to meet me, bro. Give it up."}, {"start": 20968.82, "end": 20974.82, "text": " Your lipstick stains"}, {"start": 20974.82, "end": 20981.82, "text": " I knew I couldn't forget you"}, {"start": 20981.82, "end": 20986.82, "text": " So I wouldn't let you blow my mind"}, {"start": 20986.82, "end": 20999.239999999998, "text": " I, I, you're..."}, {"start": 20999.239999999998, "end": 21000.4, "text": " Bro, Chad, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 21000.4, "end": 21003.44, "text": " This one minute shit is actually dumb."}, {"start": 21003.44, "end": 21005.0, "text": " This one minute shit is actually dumb."}, {"start": 21005.0, "end": 21006.12, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 21006.12, "end": 21009.1, "text": " Bro, you're just spamming."}, {"start": 21009.1, "end": 21016.16, "text": " Nobody knows."}, {"start": 21016.16, "end": 21018.079999999998, "text": " Yeah, I went too fast."}, {"start": 21018.079999999998, "end": 21020.079999999998, "text": " Five mistakes, Flabadora."}, {"start": 21021.16, "end": 21022.48, "text": " Yo, brother, you're done."}, {"start": 21022.48, "end": 21023.76, "text": " Now you're actually done."}, {"start": 21023.76, "end": 21025.36, "text": " Can we get some GGs rolling in the chat?"}, {"start": 21025.36, "end": 21026.2, "text": " Seven minutes."}, {"start": 21026.2, "end": 21027.36, "text": " This is the final countdown."}, {"start": 21027.36, "end": 21029.04, "text": " Let's get some GGs going on in the chat."}, {"start": 21029.04, "end": 21029.88, "text": " Send a new one."}, {"start": 21029.88, "end": 21030.92, "text": " You're actually cooked."}, {"start": 21030.92, "end": 21031.76, "text": " Like, I thought this-"}, {"start": 21031.76, "end": 21032.88, "text": " I didn't believe yours."}, {"start": 21032.88, "end": 21033.72, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 21033.72, "end": 21035.56, "text": " Which one do I do?"}, {"start": 21035.56, "end": 21036.52, "text": " Let me help you."}, {"start": 21036.52, "end": 21037.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21037.36, "end": 21038.68, "text": " You're actually cooked now."}, {"start": 21038.68, "end": 21040.96, "text": " Like before I was like trolling, low key."}, {"start": 21040.96, "end": 21047.94, "text": " You're done you said that you said that in discord"}, {"start": 21049.44, "end": 21053.86, "text": " I'm setting it up. I'm gonna send him a link who believes in me Chad drop on me"}, {"start": 21054.64, "end": 21058.12, "text": " That's something that are better not to okay"}, {"start": 21058.12, "end": 21060.28, "text": " I said I sent it on discord"}, {"start": 21060.76, "end": 21065.879999999997, "text": " You got it. Okay. Don't panic go over your principles talk to yourself. It's okay"}, {"start": 21065.88, "end": 21067.58, "text": " I'm not afraid!"}, {"start": 21067.58, "end": 21069.34, "text": " Make arrows! Don't forget your arrows!"}, {"start": 21069.34, "end": 21072.34, "text": " Wait Ron, it says I can only accept it once!"}, {"start": 21072.34, "end": 21075.34, "text": " You said you can only accept it once."}, {"start": 21075.34, "end": 21076.18, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 21076.18, "end": 21077.54, "text": " No, it says it doesn't work. Does it work?"}, {"start": 21077.54, "end": 21079.34, "text": " Not working, not working."}, {"start": 21079.34, "end": 21083.84, "text": " Not working, it's because, you know what it is, I started, I have like a winning mindset now, so the game won't let me play."}, {"start": 21083.84, "end": 21086.34, "text": " Yeah, I'll send him one more. It's probably because he has two trust comms."}, {"start": 21086.34, "end": 21090.34, "text": " Um, if we send him a reama, oh, you're gonna have to just reflash."}, {"start": 21090.34, "end": 21093.54, "text": " I think it's okay. I think it's just, uh, yeah."}, {"start": 21093.54, "end": 21095.54, "text": " Just to make people on this website pride."}, {"start": 21095.54, "end": 21101.7, "text": " Okay, oh my god, that's you guys saying you almost had a strong game. See you had a strong start nice Nicholas Stewart. Did you get it?"}, {"start": 21103.86, "end": 21109.36, "text": " Yo, uh chat just put every channel what you have on me when it guys about a win like I'm a fraud"}, {"start": 21109.36, "end": 21114.940000000002, "text": " I'm sending him one more quickly click it because it's a run beats me. I'll do a 24-hour chest train"}, {"start": 21115.46, "end": 21119.260000000002, "text": " It's fine. Just quickly jakesy. Did you get it quick quick quick quick quick quick. I'm in here. I'm in here"}, {"start": 21119.260000000002, "end": 21120.260000000002, "text": " Don't accept."}, {"start": 21120.260000000002, "end": 21121.260000000002, "text": " Alright, got it."}, {"start": 21121.260000000002, "end": 21122.260000000002, "text": " Correct!"}, {"start": 21122.260000000002, "end": 21123.260000000002, "text": " We're in!"}, {"start": 21123.260000000002, "end": 21124.260000000002, "text": " Okay, two help lines."}, {"start": 21124.260000000002, "end": 21125.260000000002, "text": " Only two."}, {"start": 21125.260000000002, "end": 21126.260000000002, "text": " I'm going to use them wisely."}, {"start": 21126.260000000002, "end": 21127.260000000002, "text": " We need to win."}, {"start": 21127.260000000002, "end": 21128.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21128.260000000002, "end": 21129.260000000002, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21129.260000000002, "end": 21130.260000000002, "text": " Why did he do that?"}, {"start": 21130.260000000002, "end": 21131.260000000002, "text": " He was fine, actually."}, {"start": 21131.260000000002, "end": 21132.260000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 21132.260000000002, "end": 21133.260000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 21133.260000000002, "end": 21134.260000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 21134.260000000002, "end": 21135.260000000002, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 21135.260000000002, "end": 21136.260000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21136.260000000002, "end": 21137.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21137.260000000002, "end": 21140.260000000002, "text": " I'm going to use the help lines."}, {"start": 21140.260000000002, "end": 21141.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21141.260000000002, "end": 21143.260000000002, "text": " I'm going to use the help lines."}, {"start": 21143.260000000002, "end": 21144.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21144.260000000002, "end": 21147.260000000002, "text": " I'm going to use the help lines."}, {"start": 21147.260000000002, "end": 21156.260000000002, "text": " Okay. Yeah, why not? Why not? You know, it's not a bad trick. Let me think."}, {"start": 21158.260000000002, "end": 21160.260000000002, "text": " Why did he do that?"}, {"start": 21170.260000000002, "end": 21172.260000000002, "text": " Everything's fine."}, {"start": 21172.260000000002, "end": 21177.260000000002, "text": " What's your development run?"}, {"start": 21177.260000000002, "end": 21178.260000000002, "text": " Gotta develop."}, {"start": 21178.260000000002, "end": 21179.260000000002, "text": " Don't worry about me."}, {"start": 21179.260000000002, "end": 21180.260000000002, "text": " I'm gonna figure it out."}, {"start": 21180.260000000002, "end": 21181.260000000002, "text": " I've got an idea."}, {"start": 21181.260000000002, "end": 21182.260000000002, "text": " Good arrows."}, {"start": 21182.260000000002, "end": 21183.260000000002, "text": " Go to arrows."}, {"start": 21183.260000000002, "end": 21184.260000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21184.260000000002, "end": 21185.260000000002, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 21185.260000000002, "end": 21186.260000000002, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 21186.260000000002, "end": 21187.260000000002, "text": " I'm just checking out the board."}, {"start": 21187.260000000002, "end": 21192.260000000002, "text": " So if I do this, that would be that."}, {"start": 21192.260000000002, "end": 21196.260000000002, "text": " Honestly, I would probably just move it like, let me take my time here because then I'm"}, {"start": 21196.260000000002, "end": 21198.260000000002, "text": " just gonna do that."}, {"start": 21198.260000000002, "end": 21211.58, "text": " So this is just going to do that, but then I got to get this out, I have to, let's just"}, {"start": 21211.58, "end": 21214.480000000003, "text": " get it going."}, {"start": 21214.480000000003, "end": 21220.620000000003, "text": " So this piece is kind of, yeah, why not, that's not even bad, I mean, fuck it."}, {"start": 21220.62, "end": 21223.62, "text": " Okay, everything's fine. You're even mature."}, {"start": 21230.62, "end": 21231.62, "text": " Good arrows."}, {"start": 21232.62, "end": 21235.62, "text": " Not bad, it's okay. Exactly Drexel's. That's exactly it."}, {"start": 21238.62, "end": 21240.62, "text": " Not too bad, it's okay."}, {"start": 21241.62, "end": 21242.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21242.62, "end": 21244.62, "text": " Everything's fine."}, {"start": 21250.62, "end": 21252.62, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21252.62, "end": 21256.62, "text": " Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm."}, {"start": 21256.62, "end": 21261.62, "text": " Who is Ui Mama?"}, {"start": 21261.62, "end": 21264.62, "text": " Try to activate your pieces that are in worse positions."}, {"start": 21264.62, "end": 21266.62, "text": " What piece is not being used."}, {"start": 21266.62, "end": 21267.62, "text": " And what else?"}, {"start": 21267.62, "end": 21269.62, "text": " That piece needs to be developed."}, {"start": 21269.62, "end": 21271.62, "text": " Then you can develop the rest."}, {"start": 21271.62, "end": 21275.62, "text": " Jinxie, I need you to lock in right now, Miho."}, {"start": 21276.62, "end": 21278.62, "text": " It's your best game yet, brother."}, {"start": 21280.62, "end": 21284.62, "text": " I don't know if I should really try this."}, {"start": 21284.62, "end": 21286.62, "text": " Why are you going backwards?"}, {"start": 21286.62, "end": 21287.62, "text": " Because..."}, {"start": 21287.62, "end": 21288.62, "text": " Are you under attack?"}, {"start": 21288.62, "end": 21292.62, "text": " So, is your bishop hanging right now?"}, {"start": 21292.62, "end": 21293.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21293.62, "end": 21296.62, "text": " Okay, if you want to attack on the king, how can you attack on the king?"}, {"start": 21296.62, "end": 21298.62, "text": " What piece can you get there?"}, {"start": 21298.62, "end": 21301.62, "text": " What piece attacks on long files?"}, {"start": 21301.62, "end": 21303.62, "text": " No, that's diagonal."}, {"start": 21303.62, "end": 21307.62, "text": " Make a plan to get him on the G file."}, {"start": 21307.62, "end": 21309.62, "text": " Yes, I think I got a G."}, {"start": 21309.62, "end": 21312.079999999998, "text": " I think I go, this, this, this."}, {"start": 21312.079999999998, "end": 21314.7, "text": " There's a faster way, but we'll take whatever you've got."}, {"start": 21317.3, "end": 21317.7, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 21317.7, "end": 21319.539999999997, "text": " Let's go with your plan."}, {"start": 21319.539999999997, "end": 21320.7, "text": " Time is on the essence."}, {"start": 21320.7, "end": 21322.42, "text": " You have five minutes."}, {"start": 21322.42, "end": 21322.92, "text": " Mee-ho."}, {"start": 21331.02, "end": 21331.66, "text": " It's not cheating."}, {"start": 21331.66, "end": 21332.78, "text": " We're allowed to help lines."}, {"start": 21332.78, "end": 21335.18, "text": " We told drinks see that."}, {"start": 21335.18, "end": 21336.18, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 21336.18, "end": 21337.18, "text": " Good night."}, {"start": 21339.62, "end": 21350.62, "text": " I like that we made a plan and then the next move just forgot it, but that's okay."}, {"start": 21350.62, "end": 21357.62, "text": " Who needs a plan?"}, {"start": 21357.62, "end": 21360.62, "text": " I always have to move those."}, {"start": 21360.62, "end": 21366.62, "text": " The question is..."}, {"start": 21366.62, "end": 21370.62, "text": " I mean, it's just like..."}, {"start": 21370.62, "end": 21371.62, "text": " You still got this..."}, {"start": 21371.62, "end": 21373.62, "text": " The game forward..."}, {"start": 21384.62, "end": 21386.62, "text": " Everything's good. Don't be that way."}, {"start": 21386.62, "end": 21390.62, "text": " You are surviving. You're not losing a queen. This is good."}, {"start": 21390.62, "end": 21392.62, "text": " Why did he do that? You're forgetting your question."}, {"start": 21392.62, "end": 21395.62, "text": " Because he's going to take that, and then he's going to go that."}, {"start": 21396.62, "end": 21398.62, "text": " You just answered it, and you're thinking about it."}, {"start": 21398.62, "end": 21405.3, "text": " about it because I would probably do this because yeah yeah yeah so this right"}, {"start": 21405.3, "end": 21409.3, "text": " here so"}, {"start": 21409.3, "end": 21414.3, "text": " So, excuse me, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."}, {"start": 21419.14, "end": 21420.64, "text": " That is under attack."}, {"start": 21420.64, "end": 21422.739999999998, "text": " What is he attacking you?"}, {"start": 21422.739999999998, "end": 21423.82, "text": " He's trying to attack this."}, {"start": 21423.82, "end": 21425.66, "text": " So how, if you can't defend it,"}, {"start": 21425.66, "end": 21427.5, "text": " how else can you save it?"}, {"start": 21431.7, "end": 21432.54, "text": " Me how?"}, {"start": 21439.3, "end": 21455.66, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 21455.66, "end": 21457.82, "text": " I understand it now."}, {"start": 21457.82, "end": 21460.18, "text": " So bang, bang, bang."}, {"start": 21460.18, "end": 21461.18, "text": " Technically."}, {"start": 21461.18, "end": 21462.18, "text": " Boxed!"}, {"start": 21462.18, "end": 21463.18, "text": " 200!"}, {"start": 21463.18, "end": 21464.18, "text": " Boxed like a fish!"}, {"start": 21464.18, "end": 21477.22, "text": " Boxed! 200! Boxed like a fish! 200! Get out, bro! That's my knight! You're boxed! She didn't"}, {"start": 21477.22, "end": 21480.260000000002, "text": " help with that either, bro. Oh, gosh, she didn't help with that! Let's go!"}, {"start": 21481.78, "end": 21492.5, "text": " Miho, you're wasting time! Miho! Ooh, that's a good move. Unfortunately, it's not a great move."}, {"start": 21492.5, "end": 21494.5, "text": " Goodbye!"}, {"start": 21494.5, "end": 21495.86, "text": " We went over this."}, {"start": 21495.86, "end": 21497.7, "text": " Wait, he boxed me like shorter."}, {"start": 21497.7, "end": 21500.5, "text": " We did this exercise, but that's okay."}, {"start": 21512.5, "end": 21514.5, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21522.5, "end": 21532.06, "text": " Please see the smart cookie. What can I say? What can I say except I'm fucked?"}, {"start": 21539.78, "end": 21543.72, "text": " Jaxie give me ounce of hope like just something to work with you're not"}, {"start": 21543.72, "end": 21549.1, "text": " talking like this is so cringe so cringe so cringe you're so cringe so cringe"}, {"start": 21549.100000000002, "end": 21557.54, "text": " so cringe brother you're so cringe so cringe so so cringe all right now thank"}, {"start": 21557.54, "end": 21562.22, "text": " you for that chat how do you not reach that like it's your head don't read the"}, {"start": 21562.22, "end": 21569.820000000003, "text": " chat so cringe brother so cringe why so cringe like so cringe"}, {"start": 21579.100000000002, "end": 21591.820000000003, "text": " I think you can't offer take that can I report this can I report it we can't offer take back"}, {"start": 21591.82, "end": 21593.82, "text": " I just gotta play it. I just gotta play it."}, {"start": 21593.82, "end": 21595.82, "text": " Oh, you could offer kickbacks."}, {"start": 21597.82, "end": 21599.82, "text": " What can I say?"}, {"start": 21599.82, "end": 21601.82, "text": " Oh, whoa!"}, {"start": 21601.82, "end": 21603.82, "text": " We're actually okay."}, {"start": 21603.82, "end": 21605.82, "text": " It's okay. Just wait till the end. Just fight."}, {"start": 21605.82, "end": 21607.82, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 21607.82, "end": 21609.82, "text": " It's over. I may lost."}, {"start": 21609.82, "end": 21611.82, "text": " You don't stop."}, {"start": 21611.82, "end": 21613.82, "text": " I'm a lost cause in the chess community. I need to take my life."}, {"start": 21613.82, "end": 21615.82, "text": " Okay. Where can you?"}, {"start": 21615.82, "end": 21617.82, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 21617.82, "end": 21619.82, "text": " Open file."}, {"start": 21619.82, "end": 21621.38, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, I know, so..."}, {"start": 21621.38, "end": 21624.3, "text": " It's under attack there, so a square, that's not attack."}, {"start": 21624.3, "end": 21625.239999999998, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 21625.239999999998, "end": 21625.739999999998, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21625.739999999998, "end": 21627.5, "text": " Yes, yes, just go there."}, {"start": 21627.5, "end": 21628.94, "text": " Well, give us some hope."}, {"start": 21628.94, "end": 21631.34, "text": " I got to end stream, I got to end stream, Andrea."}, {"start": 21631.34, "end": 21631.98, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 21631.98, "end": 21633.739999999998, "text": " I got to end, I'm down, it's over."}, {"start": 21633.739999999998, "end": 21635.94, "text": " Wait, wait, there's only one way you can save this."}, {"start": 21635.94, "end": 21637.82, "text": " In case something like this happens."}, {"start": 21637.82, "end": 21639.42, "text": " OK, oh, all right, he defended it."}, {"start": 21639.42, "end": 21640.579999999998, "text": " Yeah, of course he defended it, he's cheating."}, {"start": 21640.579999999998, "end": 21641.3, "text": " Push for the password."}, {"start": 21641.3, "end": 21642.1, "text": " He's cheating!"}, {"start": 21642.1, "end": 21642.94, "text": " Try to push that one."}, {"start": 21642.94, "end": 21644.22, "text": " He's cheating!"}, {"start": 21644.22, "end": 21646.02, "text": " You're a fucking cheater!"}, {"start": 21646.02, "end": 21648.82, "text": " You're actually fucking cringe!"}, {"start": 21648.82, "end": 21649.579999999998, "text": " So cringe."}, {"start": 21649.58, "end": 21652.160000000003, "text": " Holy fuck, I just let out gasol screaming. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 21654.5, "end": 21656.4, "text": " Don't even cover me I deserve to lose this I'm"}, {"start": 21667.140000000003, "end": 21669.620000000003, "text": " You you lost dude"}, {"start": 21671.780000000002, "end": 21674.58, "text": " What can I say except your"}, {"start": 21674.58, "end": 21675.58, "text": " Well done."}, {"start": 21677.58, "end": 21680.58, "text": " A person who thinks too much does nothing at all but think."}, {"start": 21681.58, "end": 21683.58, "text": " Beautiful. Well said."}, {"start": 21683.58, "end": 21684.58, "text": " Bye, Seneca."}, {"start": 21685.58, "end": 21686.58, "text": " I'm unsubscribing."}, {"start": 21686.58, "end": 21687.58, "text": " Okay, don't be chat."}, {"start": 21687.58, "end": 21688.58, "text": " You need to focus."}, {"start": 21688.58, "end": 21689.58, "text": " We're gonna put chat on the amount of..."}, {"start": 21689.58, "end": 21690.58, "text": " I see Keck was on my right."}, {"start": 21690.58, "end": 21692.58, "text": " It's chat is too distracting."}, {"start": 21694.58, "end": 21695.58, "text": " Okay, you literally have to move."}, {"start": 21695.58, "end": 21696.58, "text": " Just move your king. It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 21696.58, "end": 21698.58, "text": " You...anything else you move, not there."}, {"start": 21698.58, "end": 21699.58, "text": " Yeah, cause then, yup."}, {"start": 21699.58, "end": 21700.58, "text": " This is the file of the book."}, {"start": 21700.58, "end": 21702.58, "text": " You're not going to get out of here."}, {"start": 21702.58, "end": 21703.58, "text": " Just go back and forth"}, {"start": 21703.58, "end": 21705.300000000003, "text": " and see if he can beat you."}, {"start": 21705.300000000003, "end": 21707.74, "text": " He can't, rule one, it's rule one, you're in rule one."}, {"start": 21707.74, "end": 21708.58, "text": " What are you gonna do?"}, {"start": 21708.58, "end": 21710.18, "text": " It's not rule one."}, {"start": 21710.18, "end": 21712.460000000003, "text": " Actual rule one, it's over for you."}, {"start": 21712.460000000003, "end": 21714.7, "text": " Just now he has to figure out, I mean he's up all the time."}, {"start": 21714.7, "end": 21715.86, "text": " He's in rule one, he's not gonna do it,"}, {"start": 21715.86, "end": 21718.260000000002, "text": " he'll get, he'll see his address on line."}, {"start": 21718.260000000002, "end": 21719.9, "text": " You're in rule one."}, {"start": 21719.9, "end": 21721.34, "text": " You can't do that, that'll be weird."}, {"start": 21721.34, "end": 21722.9, "text": " Oh, actually weird, okay."}, {"start": 21722.9, "end": 21724.18, "text": " He's threatening mates."}, {"start": 21724.18, "end": 21725.18, "text": " He's threatening mates?"}, {"start": 21725.18, "end": 21726.02, "text": " Well guess what?"}, {"start": 21726.02, "end": 21727.620000000003, "text": " You only have one, one forcing move,"}, {"start": 21727.620000000003, "end": 21728.58, "text": " you only have one."}, {"start": 21730.100000000002, "end": 21731.820000000003, "text": " I think I make the play here."}, {"start": 21731.82, "end": 21735.66, "text": " You only have one move and a forcing move, what are forcing moves? Remember when we talked about those?"}, {"start": 21735.66, "end": 21738.16, "text": " I think I just go for it. I hope he doesn't see it. Maybe he's distracted."}, {"start": 21738.16, "end": 21739.16, "text": " Wait, let's stay 2-scoping."}, {"start": 21739.16, "end": 21739.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21739.66, "end": 21740.66, "text": " You might be 4-scoping."}, {"start": 21740.66, "end": 21741.66, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 21741.66, "end": 21742.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21742.16, "end": 21743.16, "text": " Do whatever you think's best."}, {"start": 21743.16, "end": 21745.66, "text": " No, because I think he's 4-scoping."}, {"start": 21745.66, "end": 21751.16, "text": " Yeah, I mean, it's not going to make a difference if he's auto-cooking because he's trying to checkmate you in one move."}, {"start": 21751.16, "end": 21753.16, "text": " So you have to check him or you're going to get made in one move."}, {"start": 21753.16, "end": 21755.16, "text": " You can't move your king, so go for it."}, {"start": 21755.16, "end": 21756.16, "text": " You check him with your punt."}, {"start": 21756.16, "end": 21758.16, "text": " That's not check, right?"}, {"start": 21758.16, "end": 21758.66, "text": " Check!"}, {"start": 21758.66, "end": 21760.16, "text": " That's all you've got. We're lost."}, {"start": 21760.16, "end": 21761.16, "text": " VAS!"}, {"start": 21761.16, "end": 21762.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21762.16, "end": 21763.16, "text": " Check!"}, {"start": 21763.16, "end": 21764.16, "text": " VAS!"}, {"start": 21764.16, "end": 21765.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21765.16, "end": 21767.16, "text": " Pin his knight."}, {"start": 21767.16, "end": 21768.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21768.16, "end": 21769.16, "text": " Pin the knight."}, {"start": 21769.16, "end": 21770.16, "text": " That's the..."}, {"start": 21770.16, "end": 21771.16, "text": " Well, actually, the..."}, {"start": 21771.16, "end": 21772.16, "text": " Sorry, that's losing."}, {"start": 21772.16, "end": 21773.16, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 21773.16, "end": 21774.16, "text": " No, we're over."}, {"start": 21774.16, "end": 21775.16, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 21775.16, "end": 21776.16, "text": " I got this."}, {"start": 21776.16, "end": 21777.16, "text": " I think I know how to play better than you."}, {"start": 21777.16, "end": 21778.16, "text": " Give me one second."}, {"start": 21778.16, "end": 21779.16, "text": " Yeah, go for it."}, {"start": 21779.16, "end": 21780.16, "text": " Check!"}, {"start": 21780.16, "end": 21781.16, "text": " That's great!"}, {"start": 21781.16, "end": 21782.16, "text": " VAS!"}, {"start": 21782.16, "end": 21783.16, "text": " Oh, jeez, Louise!"}, {"start": 21783.16, "end": 21784.16, "text": " I'm gonna make a difference."}, {"start": 21784.16, "end": 21785.16, "text": " Oh, whoa!"}, {"start": 21785.16, "end": 21786.16, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 21786.16, "end": 21787.16, "text": " We're getting..."}, {"start": 21787.16, "end": 21788.16, "text": " Meal!"}, {"start": 21788.16, "end": 21789.16, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 21789.16, "end": 21792.16, "text": " Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 21794.16, "end": 21795.16, "text": " Check!"}, {"start": 21796.16, "end": 21797.16, "text": " Hey, Ron!"}, {"start": 21798.16, "end": 21800.16, "text": " I just wanted to say a good game, bro."}, {"start": 21800.16, "end": 21802.16, "text": " Oh, whoa!"}, {"start": 21803.16, "end": 21805.16, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, whoa!"}, {"start": 21806.16, "end": 21809.16, "text": " GIFTS BOTS UP! GIFTS BOTS UP!"}, {"start": 21809.16, "end": 21811.16, "text": " Don't talk to my stuff like that!"}, {"start": 21812.16, "end": 21813.16, "text": " Okay, look at the game!"}, {"start": 21813.16, "end": 21815.16, "text": " Ron, this is the end of the year!"}, {"start": 21815.16, "end": 21816.16, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 21816.16, "end": 21819.16, "text": " I've got money on the line get to work. Come on. We gotta analyze"}, {"start": 21819.84, "end": 21825.079999999998, "text": " Wait, I have one more than I lose to double. Okay, or is that that I already lose? I think I already lost the double"}, {"start": 21828.36, "end": 21834.78, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, you've got me a step. I'm getting case. That's calling saying I'm ruining his night. Okay, so"}, {"start": 21835.04, "end": 21840.14, "text": " Wait, we're gonna analyze for 10 seconds. Give me a minute. Jixie. Okay. No worries. I'm just gonna play blitz"}, {"start": 21840.14, "end": 21842.14, "text": " I'm like a pro jet plan."}, {"start": 21842.14, "end": 21844.14, "text": " Guys am I pro?"}, {"start": 21844.14, "end": 21846.14, "text": " Am I pro?"}, {"start": 21846.14, "end": 21848.14, "text": " Am I pro? I'm whipping his ass bro."}, {"start": 21848.14, "end": 21850.14, "text": " I'm whipping his ass man."}, {"start": 21850.14, "end": 21852.14, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 21852.14, "end": 21854.14, "text": " I'm whipping his ass bro."}, {"start": 21854.14, "end": 21856.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 21856.14, "end": 21858.14, "text": " I'm not playing bull."}, {"start": 21858.14, "end": 21860.14, "text": " This shit is masculine."}, {"start": 21860.14, "end": 21862.14, "text": " This shit is brain rot."}, {"start": 21862.14, "end": 21864.14, "text": " Well I'm not playing bull."}, {"start": 21864.14, "end": 21866.14, "text": " This is brain."}, {"start": 21866.14, "end": 21868.14, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21868.14, "end": 21869.579999999998, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21869.579999999998, "end": 21870.94, "text": " I'm not gonna get any better."}, {"start": 21870.94, "end": 21872.3, "text": " I'm not gonna get better, y'all."}, {"start": 21872.3, "end": 21873.5, "text": " I'm not gonna get better."}, {"start": 21875.78, "end": 21876.82, "text": " Is Levy in here?"}, {"start": 21876.82, "end": 21878.72, "text": " Is Levy in here?"}, {"start": 21878.72, "end": 21879.94, "text": " Levy."}, {"start": 21879.94, "end": 21881.059999999998, "text": " He's never chatted."}, {"start": 21881.059999999998, "end": 21882.62, "text": " God, he's so cool."}, {"start": 21882.62, "end": 21884.22, "text": " Is Levy in here?"}, {"start": 21884.22, "end": 21885.579999999998, "text": " Tell us your puzzles."}, {"start": 21885.579999999998, "end": 21887.579999999998, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 21887.579999999998, "end": 21889.1, "text": " What can I see?"}, {"start": 21892.899999999998, "end": 21894.5, "text": " Sarencio, por favor."}, {"start": 21894.5, "end": 21896.22, "text": " Tell my cousins mad at me."}, {"start": 21896.22, "end": 21897.579999999998, "text": " He said, you're making a brain rot"}, {"start": 21897.58, "end": 21899.300000000003, "text": " by just playing random moves."}, {"start": 21899.300000000003, "end": 21901.54, "text": " No, I'm into his brain rot, I'm into his brain rot,"}, {"start": 21901.54, "end": 21902.74, "text": " I'm into his brain rot."}, {"start": 21904.02, "end": 21904.86, "text": " Oh whoa."}, {"start": 21906.9, "end": 21910.600000000002, "text": " I know you love me, I know you care."}, {"start": 21910.600000000002, "end": 21911.980000000003, "text": " So shall we never-"}, {"start": 21911.980000000003, "end": 21914.02, "text": " Checkmate is waiting if you play carefully."}, {"start": 21914.980000000003, "end": 21917.58, "text": " Checkmate is waiting if I play carefully."}, {"start": 21917.58, "end": 21919.02, "text": " Can you give me a harder challenge please?"}, {"start": 21919.02, "end": 21920.780000000002, "text": " What about your poor knight?"}, {"start": 21920.780000000002, "end": 21922.100000000002, "text": " Voss."}, {"start": 21922.100000000002, "end": 21923.820000000003, "text": " Oh baby, I'm sorry baby."}, {"start": 21927.58, "end": 21930.38, "text": " Can you find a fork move and then capture the valuable rook?"}, {"start": 21932.06, "end": 21933.34, "text": " Uh, yeah, no shit."}, {"start": 21935.74, "end": 21937.260000000002, "text": " Very well solved."}, {"start": 21937.260000000002, "end": 21940.140000000003, "text": " Babe, this isn't hard, uh, uh, uh, not at all."}, {"start": 21948.140000000003, "end": 21952.22, "text": " What can I say except you're welcome."}, {"start": 21952.22, "end": 21954.300000000003, "text": " I can't even solve the next one because the chat's spamming."}, {"start": 21954.3, "end": 21960.14, "text": " Sometimes you can sacrifice valuable pieces in a way that forces checkmate."}, {"start": 21960.14, "end": 21979.059999999998, "text": " Can you sacrifice your queen and get to checkmate here?"}, {"start": 21979.06, "end": 21980.58, "text": " Honeybun, I don't think I can."}, {"start": 21983.5, "end": 21984.34, "text": " Wait, I can."}, {"start": 21986.460000000003, "end": 21988.06, "text": " Excellent play, you solved it."}, {"start": 21989.420000000002, "end": 21992.9, "text": " Hori-ora, Hori-ora!"}, {"start": 21994.98, "end": 21996.940000000002, "text": " All right, let me actually play Blitz, like one minute,"}, {"start": 21996.940000000002, "end": 21998.18, "text": " and actually like take it serious"}, {"start": 21998.18, "end": 21999.620000000003, "text": " and not play random moves."}, {"start": 22009.06, "end": 22038.06, "text": " Oh baby give me one more chance to show you that I love you."}, {"start": 22038.06, "end": 22052.300000000003, "text": " I hold my queen fast, baby."}, {"start": 22052.300000000003, "end": 22055.82, "text": " This is so cringe bro, so cringe bro."}, {"start": 22055.82, "end": 22058.34, "text": " You know I hold my queen bro, fuck this shit."}, {"start": 22058.34, "end": 22064.7, "text": " No no, fuck this shit bro."}, {"start": 22064.7, "end": 22068.46, "text": " I really do, I keep, but I'm giving you hints"}, {"start": 22068.46, "end": 22069.7, "text": " and you have to retain it."}, {"start": 22069.7, "end": 22071.04, "text": " Do you actually want me to win this tournament?"}, {"start": 22071.04, "end": 22072.74, "text": " Dude, I'm like, I'm still here."}, {"start": 22072.74, "end": 22075.46, "text": " I've questioned why I'm not holding so many times"}, {"start": 22075.46, "end": 22077.260000000002, "text": " and I keep thinking I can leave right now,"}, {"start": 22077.260000000002, "end": 22079.82, "text": " but I'm still here, so please, with one game."}, {"start": 22079.82, "end": 22080.66, "text": " Let's end on a good note."}, {"start": 22080.66, "end": 22081.86, "text": " I'm still here."}, {"start": 22081.86, "end": 22082.7, "text": " Let's end on a good."}, {"start": 22082.7, "end": 22083.82, "text": " At 7 p.m."}, {"start": 22083.82, "end": 22085.58, "text": " This has been my entire day"}, {"start": 22085.58, "end": 22087.46, "text": " and I have a lot of important shit to do,"}, {"start": 22087.46, "end": 22088.58, "text": " but I'm still here."}, {"start": 22088.58, "end": 22090.74, "text": " Let's fucking end the night right."}, {"start": 22090.74, "end": 22091.74, "text": " Let's fucking do this."}, {"start": 22091.74, "end": 22092.58, "text": " I need to find the wind."}, {"start": 22092.58, "end": 22093.420000000002, "text": " If I lose this."}, {"start": 22093.420000000002, "end": 22104.820000000003, "text": " remember what I just taught you. Yes. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm"}, {"start": 22104.820000000003, "end": 22110.18, "text": " ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Hey, I want no pickles on my burger when I fucking flip"}, {"start": 22110.18, "end": 22114.780000000002, "text": " you, bro. Send them to the discord. Yes, you're the burger. You're the burgers."}, {"start": 22114.780000000002, "end": 22119.38, "text": " You're the burger. Send them to the discord, please. Welcome to Diamond. Let me help you"}, {"start": 22119.38, "end": 22122.9, "text": " Oh, they're saying I'm so good on my diamond now."}, {"start": 22122.9, "end": 22124.940000000002, "text": " The confidence is there."}, {"start": 22124.940000000002, "end": 22127.940000000002, "text": " The rest, okay."}, {"start": 22127.940000000002, "end": 22129.940000000002, "text": " I'm going to count them real quick."}, {"start": 22129.940000000002, "end": 22131.06, "text": " They're following the line."}, {"start": 22131.06, "end": 22134.34, "text": " I'm a chat."}, {"start": 22134.34, "end": 22135.82, "text": " I've never been more confident in my life."}, {"start": 22135.82, "end": 22136.9, "text": " Chess is in my chat."}, {"start": 22136.9, "end": 22138.18, "text": " What did they say?"}, {"start": 22138.18, "end": 22139.9, "text": " Wait, just click."}, {"start": 22139.9, "end": 22142.9, "text": " Chess said, we believe we hooked you up."}, {"start": 22142.9, "end": 22143.58, "text": " Shout it out, Chess."}, {"start": 22143.58, "end": 22144.100000000002, "text": " They're in my chat."}, {"start": 22144.100000000002, "end": 22146.260000000002, "text": " Yo, Chess, can you give me 1,000 subs?"}, {"start": 22146.260000000002, "end": 22148.66, "text": " Sorry, I had to ask."}, {"start": 22148.66, "end": 22149.82, "text": " They're putting up the prize."}, {"start": 22149.82, "end": 22152.62, "text": " If they win, maybe they'll give you some subs."}, {"start": 22152.62, "end": 22153.5, "text": " All right, Jinxie, you see that one?"}, {"start": 22153.5, "end": 22155.06, "text": " All right, we send them a link."}, {"start": 22155.06, "end": 22157.94, "text": " OK, please, everything we learned today,"}, {"start": 22157.94, "end": 22159.1, "text": " if you just try to remember."}, {"start": 22159.1, "end": 22162.1, "text": " That's John Chess."}, {"start": 22162.1, "end": 22162.62, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 22162.62, "end": 22163.46, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 22163.46, "end": 22164.579999999998, "text": " I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in."}, {"start": 22164.579999999998, "end": 22165.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 22165.62, "end": 22167.94, "text": " Wait, I'm not going first now."}, {"start": 22167.94, "end": 22169.34, "text": " Oh my god, there's gummy bears on the line."}, {"start": 22169.34, "end": 22170.34, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 22170.34, "end": 22172.54, "text": " I'm going to throw these out the window if you don't."}, {"start": 22172.54, "end": 22173.04, "text": " Vars."}, {"start": 22175.9, "end": 22177.5, "text": " Got to be happy to hear his chat."}, {"start": 22177.5, "end": 22182.5, "text": " Remember what we trained for, we talked about what we trained for the part where we said why this is not good, but that's fine."}, {"start": 22182.5, "end": 22184.5, "text": " Let me focus, let me focus, let me focus."}, {"start": 22186.5, "end": 22187.5, "text": " Let me get it out."}, {"start": 22188.5, "end": 22190.5, "text": " I think we should email only so that-"}, {"start": 22190.5, "end": 22191.5, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna close it. I'll do it, I'll do it."}, {"start": 22191.5, "end": 22192.5, "text": " I'm just gonna close it."}, {"start": 22192.5, "end": 22193.5, "text": " Can someone- yeah."}, {"start": 22193.5, "end": 22196.5, "text": " Here, I'll just do it over here. I can't see that far."}, {"start": 22196.5, "end": 22198.5, "text": " Ken, Mob, can someone put email only so we can focus?"}, {"start": 22199.5, "end": 22200.5, "text": " Because it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 22200.5, "end": 22202.5, "text": " You know I only saw it."}, {"start": 22202.5, "end": 22204.5, "text": " Eddie Moz, is there Eddie Moz?"}, {"start": 22204.5, "end": 22206.5, "text": " Yeah, they're all just laughing at me!"}, {"start": 22206.5, "end": 22209.2, "text": " I know that was fucked."}, {"start": 22209.2, "end": 22210.36, "text": " Okay, so you stay calm."}, {"start": 22210.36, "end": 22214.04, "text": " We're freaking out, don't freak out."}, {"start": 22214.04, "end": 22215.04, "text": " This is fine."}, {"start": 22215.04, "end": 22216.56, "text": " I'm living in that 21st century."}, {"start": 22216.56, "end": 22219.34, "text": " This is an open file, we talk about this."}, {"start": 22219.34, "end": 22227.46, "text": " Doin' something mean to it."}, {"start": 22227.46, "end": 22228.46, "text": " This is so easy, bro."}, {"start": 22228.46, "end": 22230.3, "text": " Bro, this is so easy, bro."}, {"start": 22230.3, "end": 22231.82, "text": " You have to play better, bro."}, {"start": 22231.82, "end": 22232.82, "text": " Not a castle."}, {"start": 22232.82, "end": 22233.82, "text": " Remember, you follow..."}, {"start": 22233.82, "end": 22234.82, "text": " You have to play better, bro."}, {"start": 22234.82, "end": 22235.82, "text": " Get your queen out of the way."}, {"start": 22235.82, "end": 22244.66, "text": " bro you so fucking easy bro shut the fuck up shut up just shut up for one"}, {"start": 22244.66, "end": 22247.9, "text": " fucking second bro you can move your night and take my pawn I didn't even"}, {"start": 22247.9, "end": 22257.3, "text": " see that whoa I know I know I am so fucking stress"}, {"start": 22257.3, "end": 22259.42, "text": " I feel like I'm on my pee."}, {"start": 22259.42, "end": 22260.64, "text": " Take a deep breath."}, {"start": 22260.64, "end": 22261.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22261.64, "end": 22262.64, "text": " Take a deep breath."}, {"start": 22262.64, "end": 22263.64, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 22263.64, "end": 22264.64, "text": " Take a deep breath."}, {"start": 22264.64, "end": 22265.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22265.64, "end": 22266.64, "text": " Take a deep breath."}, {"start": 22266.64, "end": 22267.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22267.64, "end": 22268.64, "text": " Take a deep breath."}, {"start": 22268.64, "end": 22269.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22269.64, "end": 22270.64, "text": " Take a deep breath."}, {"start": 22270.64, "end": 22271.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22271.64, "end": 22272.64, "text": " Take a deep breath."}, {"start": 22272.64, "end": 22273.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22273.64, "end": 22274.64, "text": " Take a deep breath."}, {"start": 22274.64, "end": 22275.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22275.64, "end": 22276.64, "text": " How do you move your queen out of a pit?"}, {"start": 22276.64, "end": 22277.64, "text": " Remember the skewer?"}, {"start": 22277.64, "end": 22278.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22278.64, "end": 22279.64, "text": " I got to get my disk."}, {"start": 22279.64, "end": 22280.64, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 22280.64, "end": 22281.64, "text": " No, you need to move the queen out of the pit."}, {"start": 22281.64, "end": 22282.64, "text": " The gummy bears."}, {"start": 22282.64, "end": 22283.64, "text": " We did this with the gummy bear."}, {"start": 22283.64, "end": 22284.64, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 22284.64, "end": 22285.64, "text": " I was just so hungry during that."}, {"start": 22285.64, "end": 22286.64, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 22286.64, "end": 22291.12, "text": " so you can either he's fucked look at the time going on okay so he did that to that"}, {"start": 22298.64, "end": 22300.399999999998, "text": " oh i like that"}, {"start": 22304.48, "end": 22314.0, "text": " way way well later on so we're handing out poms all right flabba-dabba"}, {"start": 22314.0, "end": 22320.0, "text": " all right that's a rare one"}, {"start": 22320.0, "end": 22324.0, "text": " the entire game"}, {"start": 22324.0, "end": 22328.0, "text": " find the best one what are you doing over there bro"}, {"start": 22328.0, "end": 22333.0, "text": " oh Ted is this a brutal mark"}, {"start": 22333.0, "end": 22337.0, "text": " wait I can't lose bro wait Vamo"}, {"start": 22337.0, "end": 22341.0, "text": " tempo yourself just go for it yes ma'am"}, {"start": 22341.0, "end": 22343.64, "text": " that are good moves. Why don't you doubt the bad moves?"}, {"start": 22343.64, "end": 22346.68, "text": " Ball right, ball right, right, right, right."}, {"start": 22346.68, "end": 22347.52, "text": " Wait, this is-"}, {"start": 22347.52, "end": 22349.64, "text": " Hit the rarest ball right, hit the rarest one."}, {"start": 22349.64, "end": 22351.0, "text": " Wait, Ron?"}, {"start": 22351.0, "end": 22351.84, "text": " I just checked-"}, {"start": 22351.84, "end": 22352.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22352.68, "end": 22353.52, "text": " Think on this time."}, {"start": 22353.52, "end": 22354.36, "text": " He just said you checked-"}, {"start": 22354.36, "end": 22355.72, "text": " Ron, I just checked my idea."}, {"start": 22355.72, "end": 22356.8, "text": " You know how to get out of this?"}, {"start": 22356.8, "end": 22358.12, "text": " Ron, I just checked my idea."}, {"start": 22358.12, "end": 22359.8, "text": " Where's Marlon when you need him?"}, {"start": 22364.8, "end": 22366.64, "text": " Okay, we're left. We're hanging in there."}, {"start": 22366.64, "end": 22367.48, "text": " I believe this."}, {"start": 22367.48, "end": 22369.92, "text": " Marlon, where are you? I need you."}, {"start": 22369.920000000002, "end": 22373.36, "text": " I need you, I need you, I need you right now."}, {"start": 22373.36, "end": 22375.52, "text": " I need you right now."}, {"start": 22375.52, "end": 22378.52, "text": " So don't let me, don't let me borrow it."}, {"start": 22378.52, "end": 22380.000000000004, "text": " I need to get me there for one minute."}, {"start": 22380.000000000004, "end": 22380.84, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 22380.84, "end": 22381.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 22381.68, "end": 22383.800000000003, "text": " I don't, okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 22383.800000000003, "end": 22384.640000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22386.000000000004, "end": 22389.600000000002, "text": " So the, do not stop giving pre-pieces."}, {"start": 22389.600000000002, "end": 22391.160000000003, "text": " You keep running into the same pan"}, {"start": 22391.160000000003, "end": 22392.56, "text": " and you have not unpinned yourself."}, {"start": 22392.56, "end": 22394.84, "text": " How do you take the piece that is pinned?"}, {"start": 22394.84, "end": 22395.68, "text": " You can't move your knife."}, {"start": 22395.68, "end": 22396.52, "text": " Which one's pinned this one?"}, {"start": 22396.52, "end": 22397.36, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 22397.36, "end": 22399.04, "text": " Why can't you move your knife?"}, {"start": 22399.04, "end": 22402.2, "text": " You can't move your knife because you're a queen, right?"}, {"start": 22402.2, "end": 22403.2, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 22403.2, "end": 22404.2, "text": " Are you heeding, bro?"}, {"start": 22404.2, "end": 22405.2, "text": " Take the serious!"}, {"start": 22405.2, "end": 22406.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22406.2, "end": 22407.2, "text": " Do you draw a diagonal?"}, {"start": 22407.2, "end": 22408.2, "text": " Chess players don't..."}, {"start": 22408.2, "end": 22409.2, "text": " Make a diagonal."}, {"start": 22409.2, "end": 22410.2, "text": " Bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up,"}, {"start": 22410.2, "end": 22411.2, "text": " white spish-up."}, {"start": 22411.2, "end": 22412.2, "text": " No one man."}, {"start": 22412.2, "end": 22413.2, "text": " Draw a diagonal."}, {"start": 22413.2, "end": 22414.2, "text": " Yes, okay."}, {"start": 22414.2, "end": 22415.2, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 22415.2, "end": 22416.2, "text": " That's that."}, {"start": 22416.2, "end": 22417.2, "text": " Wait, how does it do..."}, {"start": 22417.2, "end": 22418.2, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 22418.2, "end": 22419.2, "text": " Okay, there you go."}, {"start": 22419.2, "end": 22420.2, "text": " I have made..."}, {"start": 22420.2, "end": 22421.2, "text": " I have made..."}, {"start": 22421.2, "end": 22422.2, "text": " I have made..."}, {"start": 22422.2, "end": 22423.2, "text": " I thought I did."}, {"start": 22423.2, "end": 22424.2, "text": " I didn't solve this problem."}, {"start": 22424.2, "end": 22427.2, "text": " I thought I was over-extending and I thought the only way I'm not convenient is if I over-extend."}, {"start": 22427.2, "end": 22434.2, "text": " I actually had Maiden too! Save a lie, bro! Save a lie!"}, {"start": 22434.2, "end": 22436.2, "text": " The gummy bears are not helping."}, {"start": 22436.2, "end": 22437.2, "text": " I feel calm. Hold on."}, {"start": 22437.2, "end": 22439.2, "text": " Bro, you forget it. That's terrible."}, {"start": 22439.2, "end": 22441.2, "text": " Rob, bro, stop out of the tournament."}, {"start": 22442.2, "end": 22443.2, "text": " No more, man."}, {"start": 22443.2, "end": 22446.2, "text": " Chad, I had Maiden too. I knew it. I have the vision for it."}, {"start": 22447.2, "end": 22449.2, "text": " I knew I had Maiden!"}, {"start": 22449.2, "end": 22451.2, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 22451.2, "end": 22454.2, "text": " Wait, this is such a sexy play."}, {"start": 22454.2, "end": 22455.2, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 22455.2, "end": 22457.2, "text": " This is such a good play from the kid."}, {"start": 22457.2, "end": 22460.2, "text": " Jeth, this is such a good play from the kid."}, {"start": 22460.2, "end": 22462.2, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 22462.2, "end": 22464.2, "text": " This is such a good play from the kid."}, {"start": 22464.2, "end": 22466.2, "text": " This is the end."}, {"start": 22466.2, "end": 22467.2, "text": " Hey! No, no, you can't do it!"}, {"start": 22467.2, "end": 22469.2, "text": " King C1. You have to just run."}, {"start": 22469.2, "end": 22471.2, "text": " This is the end of me."}, {"start": 22471.2, "end": 22473.2, "text": " It's not over. Keep fighting."}, {"start": 22473.2, "end": 22479.2, "text": " Because all of you give you all of me."}, {"start": 22479.2, "end": 22481.2, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 22481.2, "end": 22483.2, "text": " How many perfections?"}, {"start": 22483.2, "end": 22485.2, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 22485.2, "end": 22487.2, "text": " I'll give you a little."}, {"start": 22487.2, "end": 22489.2, "text": " Dude, you have a good voice."}, {"start": 22489.2, "end": 22491.2, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 22491.2, "end": 22493.2, "text": " You have no skill and chance, nobody!"}, {"start": 22493.2, "end": 22495.2, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 22495.2, "end": 22497.2, "text": " Open, open, open."}, {"start": 22497.2, "end": 22499.2, "text": " Open Sesame."}, {"start": 22499.2, "end": 22501.2, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 22501.2, "end": 22503.2, "text": " Open Sesame."}, {"start": 22503.2, "end": 22505.2, "text": " Oh, never mind. I knew there was a reason."}, {"start": 22505.2, "end": 22507.2, "text": " Hey, Bron."}, {"start": 22507.2, "end": 22509.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22509.760000000002, "end": 22511.760000000002, "text": " Say"}, {"start": 22514.24, "end": 22516.24, "text": " We don't need it"}, {"start": 22516.64, "end": 22518.64, "text": " Take my bottle bro"}, {"start": 22521.280000000002, "end": 22523.280000000002, "text": " Your king so you don't lose them too"}, {"start": 22524.32, "end": 22526.32, "text": " Good make your trap is queen"}, {"start": 22526.32, "end": 22529.280000000002, "text": " You can still fight who needs queen. It doesn't matter. We don't need it"}, {"start": 22529.600000000002, "end": 22533.52, "text": " It's not like it's the most important piece or anything. It's fine. Yeah, you're nice. Yeah, you're nice on every move"}, {"start": 22533.52, "end": 22540.52, "text": " Okay, think, if he doesn't move his queen, how can you trap, try to trap the queen?"}, {"start": 22540.52, "end": 22543.52, "text": " You need to restrict the queen from moving."}, {"start": 22543.52, "end": 22545.52, "text": " Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst."}, {"start": 22545.52, "end": 22548.52, "text": " But if he has skipped it, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 22548.52, "end": 22553.52, "text": " Jaxie, do me a favor, can you take your queen and go deep, you fucking asshole."}, {"start": 22553.52, "end": 22554.52, "text": " Okay, keep cackling."}, {"start": 22554.52, "end": 22558.52, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 22558.52, "end": 22559.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22559.52, "end": 22562.52, "text": " Why don't you just use your rocks, they don't have much."}, {"start": 22562.52, "end": 22564.52, "text": " Okay, you can see"}, {"start": 22567.04, "end": 22569.36, "text": " Oh, I know I don't I don't need to look look look look look look look"}, {"start": 22573.32, "end": 22575.32, "text": " Trust me because then he's gonna go back"}, {"start": 22576.48, "end": 22580.52, "text": " Just try just try not to do any more pieces just try when he makes moves to make sure they're different"}, {"start": 22580.52, "end": 22582.52, "text": " We can still come back"}, {"start": 22585.36, "end": 22589.72, "text": " One yeah, one just try not to blend it. That's all you're on rule one you make it"}, {"start": 22592.52, "end": 22596.52, "text": " Well, that was a rare one. What the fuck was that hold it up? Hold it up. Let me actually focus here"}, {"start": 22597.0, "end": 22599.0, "text": " This is getting weird"}, {"start": 22599.4, "end": 22602.72, "text": " We're down a queen, but a king is still in place. That's me"}, {"start": 22612.96, "end": 22614.96, "text": " Safe moves try to"}, {"start": 22618.08, "end": 22620.08, "text": " Yeah, that's a safe movie"}, {"start": 22622.52, "end": 22625.52, "text": " Check. You ready? Income. Voss?"}, {"start": 22625.52, "end": 22627.52, "text": " Wait, I mean to do that. No, I meant to castle!"}, {"start": 22627.52, "end": 22629.52, "text": " I meant to castle! No!"}, {"start": 22629.52, "end": 22630.52, "text": " There's no take-backs."}, {"start": 22630.52, "end": 22631.52, "text": " There's no take-backs."}, {"start": 22631.52, "end": 22633.52, "text": " What are you doing? You just played our move."}, {"start": 22633.52, "end": 22635.52, "text": " Remember when you did it?"}, {"start": 22635.52, "end": 22637.52, "text": " No, we're not just being played because you're down a queen."}, {"start": 22637.52, "end": 22640.52, "text": " You need to win something to get a prize."}, {"start": 22640.52, "end": 22644.52, "text": " My dad used to say that, and then he left my mom and me and everyone."}, {"start": 22644.52, "end": 22646.52, "text": " They told me I needed to win something."}, {"start": 22646.52, "end": 22647.52, "text": " You know, I just..."}, {"start": 22647.52, "end": 22649.52, "text": " Oh, okay. This is when he starts to blunder."}, {"start": 22649.52, "end": 22650.52, "text": " Focus."}, {"start": 22650.52, "end": 22653.02, "text": " Yes, he's blundering and fundering and wondering. Oh"}, {"start": 22661.62, "end": 22666.64, "text": " You're under pressure pressure makes diamonds, but diamonds doesn't provide pressure. It's undefeated boss"}, {"start": 22668.52, "end": 22674.24, "text": " I mean I have to yes. Yes, I'm gonna go kind of far here because then if I go here, oh wait, you can't touch me"}, {"start": 22674.600000000002, "end": 22676.600000000002, "text": " Wait can't touch this"}, {"start": 22680.52, "end": 22686.66, "text": " Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God, I got it, I got it, I got it, because look, look,"}, {"start": 22686.66, "end": 22689.16, "text": " look, look, trust me, I know he's gonna, he's not gonna, he's not gonna realize that."}, {"start": 22689.16, "end": 22691.16, "text": " Now go check how he can defend."}, {"start": 22691.16, "end": 22693.16, "text": " He can, he can."}, {"start": 22693.16, "end": 22695.16, "text": " Think."}, {"start": 22695.16, "end": 22697.16, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 22697.16, "end": 22699.16, "text": " Oh fuck, wait! Focus, focus, focus, focus."}, {"start": 22699.16, "end": 22701.16, "text": " Hold on, I know, so."}, {"start": 22701.16, "end": 22703.16, "text": " You know, why did he do that?"}, {"start": 22703.16, "end": 22705.16, "text": " Because his plan here is to do that."}, {"start": 22705.16, "end": 22707.16, "text": " This is, this is the most important moment, you know."}, {"start": 22707.16, "end": 22709.16, "text": " And both directions, we did this on the board."}, {"start": 22709.16, "end": 22714.26, "text": " All directions of the queen draw all the arrows where the queen attacks good keep going you're not done"}, {"start": 22714.26, "end": 22718.52, "text": " You're missing all the way draw the work out. We're just in like a king. Oh wait that matters"}, {"start": 22719.02, "end": 22721.42, "text": " What is she this is the checkmate that we?"}, {"start": 22722.26, "end": 22725.62, "text": " Right if the queen goes here, can you take it back?"}, {"start": 22726.34, "end": 22729.68, "text": " So I gotta do this. Yes. Yes. Thank God. Okay. All right. No more help"}, {"start": 22729.68, "end": 22734.22, "text": " I actually kind of understood that before you said that I know you're hard to believe like it's hard to believe"}, {"start": 22734.22, "end": 22738.420000000002, "text": " I got you with a coach but now to coach"}, {"start": 22739.420000000002, "end": 22744.34, "text": " You're down a queen but watch this though wait all right. He saw it you're a fucking"}, {"start": 22745.14, "end": 22747.14, "text": " Oh, but then yeah, but then that"}, {"start": 22747.780000000002, "end": 22750.72, "text": " That was a good play junk. Oh, I'll give you that. That was a great play"}, {"start": 22751.9, "end": 22756.58, "text": " I'm kind of fucks. No, you can't help me. You can't know. I gotta just figure this out"}, {"start": 22756.58, "end": 22762.04, "text": " I gotta figure this out. I got a block that's one way to save your bishop. It's a pin"}, {"start": 22762.04, "end": 22769.2, "text": " We talked about it remember pin pin pin bishop. So you make it illegal so we can't move this pond"}, {"start": 22770.96, "end": 22776.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm fucked. I don't want any help. Yes, can you try so that if that pond is appears it's a check"}, {"start": 22778.84, "end": 22782.96, "text": " Okay, whoa, okay, no coach. Just let me focus"}, {"start": 22783.96, "end": 22785.96, "text": " You said"}, {"start": 22787.4, "end": 22791.8, "text": " These are puzzles puzzles puzzles puzzles puzzles I gotta think I got time I have time on my side"}, {"start": 22792.04, "end": 22793.420000000002, "text": " Okay, now you can do it."}, {"start": 22793.420000000002, "end": 22794.920000000002, "text": " Yeeksie, I have time on my side."}, {"start": 22805.0, "end": 22805.5, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 22819.16, "end": 22819.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22819.66, "end": 22820.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22820.16, "end": 22822.0, "text": " I'm gonna keep that there."}, {"start": 22822.04, "end": 22826.920000000002, "text": " I know it's under attack, but the thing is if it's under attack"}, {"start": 22832.24, "end": 22834.24, "text": " Hold on"}, {"start": 22839.88, "end": 22844.120000000003, "text": " Oh my god, he's a silly Billy who's chilly. Oh my god"}, {"start": 22844.96, "end": 22849.72, "text": " Junko take my bottle, bro. Um, it's over. I can't move this guy. I"}, {"start": 22849.72, "end": 22862.52, "text": " I mean I can but no it's not worth it it's like why not give me something to work"}, {"start": 22862.52, "end": 22876.08, "text": " with wait why can't I move that but oh my god so but Marlon will do he would go"}, {"start": 22876.08, "end": 22878.08, "text": " Marlon would go there."}, {"start": 22880.08, "end": 22882.08, "text": " Maybe he'll wonder his queen who knows."}, {"start": 22882.08, "end": 22884.08, "text": " Wait, it's making fart noises."}, {"start": 22884.08, "end": 22888.08, "text": " Because you're in check. That's what it does when you make illegal moves."}, {"start": 22889.08, "end": 22891.08, "text": " It's making fart noises on me."}, {"start": 22891.08, "end": 22893.08, "text": " Okay, try not to lose your last two pieces."}, {"start": 22893.08, "end": 22895.08, "text": " I'm not gonna lose. I'm not gonna lose."}, {"start": 22895.08, "end": 22898.08, "text": " When there's a will, there's a way. He's gonna fuck up. I know it."}, {"start": 22898.08, "end": 22900.08, "text": " Your bishop's under attack. You need to defend him."}, {"start": 22906.08, "end": 22908.08, "text": " Pfft."}, {"start": 22908.08, "end": 22910.08, "text": " Pfft."}, {"start": 22910.08, "end": 22912.08, "text": " Uh-oh, uh-oh."}, {"start": 22912.08, "end": 22914.08, "text": " But then, oh my god."}, {"start": 22914.08, "end": 22916.08, "text": " It's okay, there's not much you can do."}, {"start": 22916.08, "end": 22918.08, "text": " He's actually fucking my asshole with..."}, {"start": 22918.08, "end": 22920.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 22920.08, "end": 22922.08, "text": " Jake, see if I go here, can you just let me have it?"}, {"start": 22922.08, "end": 22924.08, "text": " Like that ass. Can you just let me have one, bro?"}, {"start": 22924.08, "end": 22926.08, "text": " Please, can you just..."}, {"start": 22928.08, "end": 22930.08, "text": " Just let me have one."}, {"start": 22930.08, "end": 22932.08, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 22932.08, "end": 22934.08, "text": " Just let me have one, please!"}, {"start": 22934.08, "end": 22937.58, "text": " Please, bro, I need this!"}, {"start": 22937.58, "end": 22939.58, "text": " You can get a stalemate. You've done it before."}, {"start": 22939.58, "end": 22942.08, "text": " Please, bro, I need this!"}, {"start": 22942.08, "end": 22944.08, "text": " Give him all your pieces. You need to give him your pond."}, {"start": 22944.08, "end": 22946.08, "text": " But he's going to meet us again."}, {"start": 22950.08, "end": 22951.58, "text": " I feel so powerful."}, {"start": 22951.58, "end": 22953.08, "text": " Chad, I've never felt more powerful in my life."}, {"start": 22953.08, "end": 22954.58, "text": " It's okay. You're trying to get a stalemate."}, {"start": 22954.58, "end": 22956.08, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Great."}, {"start": 22961.08, "end": 22963.08, "text": " You're not going to take it."}, {"start": 22964.08, "end": 22974.08, "text": " I don't know what you're doing anymore."}, {"start": 22974.08, "end": 22981.08, "text": " In fact, he hasn't made it up to the marital."}, {"start": 22981.08, "end": 22983.08, "text": " Because he's fucked."}, {"start": 22983.08, "end": 22988.08, "text": " Wait, wait, how did he just, oh my God, buy the marital ends?"}, {"start": 22988.08, "end": 22991.08, "text": " Okay, you've done it before, you can still get the stalemate."}, {"start": 22991.08, "end": 22993.08, "text": " Chad, if I fuck this up, I swear to God."}, {"start": 22993.08, "end": 22995.24, "text": " If I still meant this I swear to God"}, {"start": 23000.04, "end": 23002.280000000002, "text": " Fuck I'm getting distracted by a car this one doesn't"}, {"start": 23013.88, "end": 23019.36, "text": " Marlin if you hear me save me do something bro. Just do something Marlin"}, {"start": 23023.08, "end": 23036.08, "text": " I lost. I lost. I lost. Oh my fucking god. Just finish me, bro. Finish on me."}, {"start": 23036.08, "end": 23049.08, "text": " I made a lot of progress today. I made no progress! I just wasted 6 hours of your time!"}, {"start": 23049.08, "end": 23056.08, "text": " It's a game. What's time anyways? We're all gonna die anyways. It doesn't really matter."}, {"start": 23056.08, "end": 23060.08, "text": " Where's time going? Who cares? Time's not even real."}, {"start": 23060.08, "end": 23063.08, "text": " Ron, bro, you know what, bro? Keep the subs, dude."}, {"start": 23063.08, "end": 23064.08, "text": " I'll cover the..."}, {"start": 23064.08, "end": 23066.08, "text": " Don't spend it all at once, Ron."}, {"start": 23066.08, "end": 23067.08, "text": " Oh, leech!"}, {"start": 23067.08, "end": 23069.08, "text": " How much did we lose? 100? Oh, shoot."}, {"start": 23069.08, "end": 23071.08, "text": " I don't even... Your balance is too low, Adam."}, {"start": 23071.08, "end": 23074.08, "text": " I don't even have money. Nice. So, I can keep it?"}, {"start": 23074.08, "end": 23079.08, "text": " You know what bro, just keep the money dude, I ain't keep it bro."}, {"start": 23079.08, "end": 23081.08, "text": " Let's thanks Big C for the lessons."}, {"start": 23081.08, "end": 23085.08, "text": " Diggy, I got you bro, I gotta add it off stream and then I'll send you some in the morning bro."}, {"start": 23085.08, "end": 23089.08, "text": " Can I do one thing of alternating chess?"}, {"start": 23089.08, "end": 23090.08, "text": " What is alternating chess?"}, {"start": 23090.08, "end": 23092.08, "text": " You gotta make a move and I make a move."}, {"start": 23092.08, "end": 23093.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23093.08, "end": 23095.08, "text": " You gotta feel one win."}, {"start": 23095.08, "end": 23097.08, "text": " Yes, but you can't say anything to run."}, {"start": 23097.08, "end": 23099.08, "text": " One game of team chess."}, {"start": 23099.08, "end": 23101.08, "text": " You said yes but you can't say a single thing to me."}, {"start": 23101.08, "end": 23103.08, "text": " Deal, I'll keep my mouth shut."}, {"start": 23103.08, "end": 23106.08, "text": " One alternating chess, just one."}, {"start": 23106.08, "end": 23108.280000000002, "text": " Re-match, re-match, re-match, just one, thank you."}, {"start": 23108.280000000002, "end": 23109.120000000003, "text": " Okay, I will go first."}, {"start": 23109.120000000003, "end": 23110.84, "text": " This is actually the last one."}, {"start": 23110.84, "end": 23111.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23111.68, "end": 23112.84, "text": " Last one, chat, last one."}, {"start": 23112.84, "end": 23114.480000000003, "text": " We had a lot to, okay."}, {"start": 23114.480000000003, "end": 23115.640000000003, "text": " No talking, remember?"}, {"start": 23115.640000000003, "end": 23118.760000000002, "text": " I'm silent, no habla ingles."}, {"start": 23118.760000000002, "end": 23121.160000000003, "text": " Ooh, mi papamito cambia, amigo."}, {"start": 23121.160000000003, "end": 23123.0, "text": " I will live."}, {"start": 23123.0, "end": 23124.36, "text": " Vivo deca."}, {"start": 23124.36, "end": 23125.36, "text": " Muy bien."}, {"start": 23125.36, "end": 23126.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23126.56, "end": 23128.160000000003, "text": " Mi hijo."}, {"start": 23128.160000000003, "end": 23130.68, "text": " No, es tu hijo."}, {"start": 23130.68, "end": 23131.84, "text": " I'll say that or not."}, {"start": 23135.34, "end": 23136.18, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 23137.18, "end": 23138.52, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 23138.52, "end": 23140.64, "text": " Oh, it's your turn, sorry."}, {"start": 23140.64, "end": 23141.760000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm a dead man."}, {"start": 23141.760000000002, "end": 23142.6, "text": " It's okay, you got this."}, {"start": 23142.6, "end": 23145.6, "text": " I don't think you're thinking, I'm distracting you."}, {"start": 23145.6, "end": 23147.48, "text": " If we lose this, then I think I'm gonna quit"}, {"start": 23147.48, "end": 23149.24, "text": " my chess career forever."}, {"start": 23149.24, "end": 23150.48, "text": " Like, this cannot be it."}, {"start": 23150.48, "end": 23151.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23152.28, "end": 23153.8, "text": " Let's see here."}, {"start": 23153.8, "end": 23156.920000000002, "text": " Already in trouble, but I don't want you to either."}, {"start": 23156.920000000002, "end": 23163.920000000002, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, focus."}, {"start": 23163.920000000002, "end": 23169.56, "text": " Are you smarter than me and her?"}, {"start": 23169.56, "end": 23170.56, "text": " That's the question we want to know."}, {"start": 23170.56, "end": 23171.56, "text": " He is, but I'm really retiring."}, {"start": 23171.56, "end": 23172.56, "text": " Bottoms are right."}, {"start": 23172.56, "end": 23173.56, "text": " Sorry, this is not fair for drinks."}, {"start": 23173.56, "end": 23174.56, "text": " I should not react."}, {"start": 23174.56, "end": 23175.56, "text": " Bottoms are right."}, {"start": 23175.56, "end": 23176.56, "text": " It's what you're not used to."}, {"start": 23176.56, "end": 23177.56, "text": " No, because I reacted."}, {"start": 23177.56, "end": 23178.56, "text": " You make two moves in a row because that was not fair."}, {"start": 23178.56, "end": 23180.800000000003, "text": " Yeah, the bottom is all right"}, {"start": 23182.52, "end": 23186.56, "text": " It's what you're not sure this no cuz I reacted you know you make two moves in row cuz I was not fair"}, {"start": 23188.52, "end": 23190.52, "text": " Next moves on you"}, {"start": 23190.56, "end": 23194.68, "text": " They're saying Jinx he's cheating this whole time that he has the vibrator in his ass. Is that true?"}, {"start": 23195.36, "end": 23197.36, "text": " Yes, I have a little beads"}, {"start": 23198.36, "end": 23200.36, "text": " little beads"}, {"start": 23200.960000000003, "end": 23204.52, "text": " Whoa, I have little beads in"}, {"start": 23204.52, "end": 23209.920000000002, "text": " take your anal beads out of your ass bro we're locked all right Ron did you"}, {"start": 23209.920000000002, "end": 23213.8, "text": " just make the last move yeah I did no she did she did she made that was him"}, {"start": 23213.8, "end": 23218.56, "text": " that was not me that was all him"}, {"start": 23219.52, "end": 23224.72, "text": " wait I think it's such a nice person I would be so pissed at Ron yeah brother"}, {"start": 23224.72, "end": 23228.760000000002, "text": " how do you know that maybe on the chest why are you being trapped we're"}, {"start": 23228.760000000002, "end": 23231.760000000002, "text": " I'm already losing and it's only moved in for God's sake!"}, {"start": 23231.760000000002, "end": 23232.760000000002, "text": " Your turn!"}, {"start": 23233.760000000002, "end": 23234.760000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 23235.760000000002, "end": 23237.760000000002, "text": " Wait I can win this! I can win this!"}, {"start": 23237.760000000002, "end": 23239.760000000002, "text": " Shag! I can win this!"}, {"start": 23240.760000000002, "end": 23241.760000000002, "text": " We cannot lose to Jinxie."}, {"start": 23241.760000000002, "end": 23242.760000000002, "text": " I'll be up there."}, {"start": 23242.760000000002, "end": 23244.760000000002, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 23248.760000000002, "end": 23250.760000000002, "text": " That's my play, it wasn't me."}, {"start": 23251.760000000002, "end": 23252.760000000002, "text": " Oh fuck, that is a good play."}, {"start": 23252.760000000002, "end": 23253.760000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 23255.760000000002, "end": 23256.760000000002, "text": " Shag."}, {"start": 23258.760000000002, "end": 23259.760000000002, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 23259.760000000002, "end": 23261.760000000002, "text": " See how it alternated?"}, {"start": 23261.760000000002, "end": 23262.760000000002, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 23262.760000000002, "end": 23268.760000000002, "text": " I can rely on my eight blunders from wrong, bro."}, {"start": 23268.760000000002, "end": 23271.760000000002, "text": " Andrea, don't move there."}, {"start": 23271.760000000002, "end": 23272.760000000002, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 23272.760000000002, "end": 23273.760000000002, "text": " By wrong."}, {"start": 23273.760000000002, "end": 23275.760000000002, "text": " This is what happens, bro."}, {"start": 23275.760000000002, "end": 23280.760000000002, "text": " When you don't practice chess, bro."}, {"start": 23280.760000000002, "end": 23281.760000000002, "text": " BORK!"}, {"start": 23281.760000000002, "end": 23282.760000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23282.760000000002, "end": 23283.760000000002, "text": " BORK!"}, {"start": 23283.760000000002, "end": 23284.760000000002, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 23284.760000000002, "end": 23291.760000000002, "text": " I don't even know how you got in this position."}, {"start": 23291.760000000002, "end": 23305.760000000002, "text": " Oh God, how did we get here?"}, {"start": 23305.760000000002, "end": 23309.760000000002, "text": " Bro Ron, you are the fart of Twitch, bro."}, {"start": 23309.760000000002, "end": 23311.760000000002, "text": " Don't ever call me the fart of Twitch."}, {"start": 23311.760000000002, "end": 23312.760000000002, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 23312.760000000002, "end": 23313.760000000002, "text": " Look at this movie I'm about to make right now."}, {"start": 23313.760000000002, "end": 23315.460000000003, "text": " It's not you playing right now."}, {"start": 23315.460000000003, "end": 23316.460000000003, "text": " It is me playing. Are you sure?"}, {"start": 23316.460000000003, "end": 23318.460000000003, "text": " It's not me. That's banable. You'll get banned from the tournament."}, {"start": 23318.460000000003, "end": 23320.06, "text": " Oh, this is actually really..."}, {"start": 23320.06, "end": 23322.460000000003, "text": " Okay, double check your moves, please."}, {"start": 23322.460000000003, "end": 23323.460000000003, "text": " Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am."}, {"start": 23323.460000000003, "end": 23325.460000000003, "text": " I can't believe I don't have pieces."}, {"start": 23325.460000000003, "end": 23326.460000000003, "text": " Ma'am?"}, {"start": 23326.86, "end": 23328.86, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 23331.06, "end": 23332.06, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 23332.06, "end": 23332.86, "text": " We could do this."}, {"start": 23332.86, "end": 23335.460000000003, "text": " We're almost lost over our pieces. Please do not lose the rest."}, {"start": 23335.460000000003, "end": 23337.06, "text": " We can do this. Just... I need you to lock in."}, {"start": 23337.06, "end": 23338.160000000003, "text": " This is all we have."}, {"start": 23338.160000000003, "end": 23340.260000000002, "text": " I need you to lock in. You're selling me a little."}, {"start": 23340.260000000002, "end": 23341.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23343.760000000002, "end": 23350.760000000002, "text": " If we're going to lose to Dixie, I think I'm going to resign from gaining the tournament."}, {"start": 23350.760000000002, "end": 23352.760000000002, "text": " I cannot answer it."}, {"start": 23352.760000000002, "end": 23356.760000000002, "text": " Marry! You resign now. You resign now."}, {"start": 23356.760000000002, "end": 23358.760000000002, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 23358.760000000002, "end": 23361.760000000002, "text": " What was the last time you actually fought for three seconds?"}, {"start": 23361.760000000002, "end": 23365.760000000002, "text": " Generally. No, actually, serious question."}, {"start": 23365.760000000002, "end": 23368.760000000002, "text": " I'm not sure if you've actually sized that knife in your life."}, {"start": 23368.760000000002, "end": 23370.760000000002, "text": " Okay, right to move."}, {"start": 23370.760000000002, "end": 23373.340000000004, "text": " Oh, this is such a good day."}, {"start": 23373.340000000004, "end": 23374.68, "text": " All right, you resign now."}, {"start": 23374.68, "end": 23377.440000000002, "text": " You resign now."}, {"start": 23377.440000000002, "end": 23378.480000000003, "text": " You resign now."}, {"start": 23378.480000000003, "end": 23380.2, "text": " You resign now."}, {"start": 23380.2, "end": 23382.2, "text": " You resign now."}, {"start": 23382.2, "end": 23387.56, "text": " Because I can feel that I'm getting pro at this."}, {"start": 23387.56, "end": 23390.160000000003, "text": " I'm getting pro."}, {"start": 23390.160000000003, "end": 23392.72, "text": " I'm feeling it in my ass."}, {"start": 23392.72, "end": 23394.04, "text": " OK, hold on."}, {"start": 23394.04, "end": 23395.2, "text": " I think I will go here."}, {"start": 23399.160000000003, "end": 23400.24, "text": " This is going to be the best."}, {"start": 23400.24, "end": 23402.0, "text": " Oh, they're coming to help me!"}, {"start": 23402.0, "end": 23403.5, "text": " Someone under my coat!"}, {"start": 23404.620000000003, "end": 23406.320000000003, "text": " Laysky, shut the window."}, {"start": 23406.320000000003, "end": 23407.58, "text": " There's a siren coming."}, {"start": 23413.920000000002, "end": 23414.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23414.88, "end": 23416.480000000003, "text": " What is the point of this play?"}, {"start": 23417.760000000002, "end": 23418.68, "text": " Good, just play that."}, {"start": 23418.68, "end": 23420.4, "text": " He has a butt block, we lost."}, {"start": 23423.280000000002, "end": 23426.960000000003, "text": " Maybe we should do the Magnus Carter 67 minute strat."}, {"start": 23426.960000000003, "end": 23428.960000000003, "text": " Even Magnus can't save your position."}, {"start": 23430.24, "end": 23432.58, "text": " What do you think Magnus would say right now?"}, {"start": 23432.58, "end": 23434.9, "text": " What did he put in Kekos in my shop?"}, {"start": 23434.9, "end": 23438.120000000003, "text": " I don't think he would have made it this long, the last one at this moment."}, {"start": 23438.120000000003, "end": 23441.22, "text": " We're almost there though. Okay, it's my turn, it's my turn."}, {"start": 23441.22, "end": 23443.800000000003, "text": " Okay, there he goes, no problem."}, {"start": 23443.800000000003, "end": 23445.08, "text": " Ooh, Mio."}, {"start": 23445.08, "end": 23448.08, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 23448.08, "end": 23449.280000000002, "text": " Ooh, that was a good pair."}, {"start": 23449.280000000002, "end": 23451.4, "text": " Just focus, focus, it's gonna be tricky."}, {"start": 23451.4, "end": 23453.08, "text": " He sees he has good tactics."}, {"start": 23453.08, "end": 23454.4, "text": " How is he smarter than me?"}, {"start": 23454.4, "end": 23455.600000000002, "text": " Because he's trained every single day."}, {"start": 23455.600000000002, "end": 23456.600000000002, "text": " Like what the fuck?"}, {"start": 23456.600000000002, "end": 23458.120000000003, "text": " You've just been a burger every day."}, {"start": 23458.120000000003, "end": 23459.120000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23459.12, "end": 23461.12, "text": " He does puzzles."}, {"start": 23461.12, "end": 23463.12, "text": " You didn't even know what you needed the most!"}, {"start": 23463.12, "end": 23464.12, "text": " He came here!"}, {"start": 23464.12, "end": 23466.12, "text": " You wake up and he wakes up and does cat puzzles!"}, {"start": 23466.12, "end": 23467.12, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 23467.12, "end": 23468.12, "text": " That's the fucking difference!"}, {"start": 23468.12, "end": 23469.12, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 23469.12, "end": 23470.12, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 23470.12, "end": 23472.12, "text": " There's something up here."}, {"start": 23474.12, "end": 23475.12, "text": " This is not a bad show."}, {"start": 23475.12, "end": 23477.12, "text": " This is not a bad show."}, {"start": 23477.12, "end": 23479.12, "text": " I know, I know, I know."}, {"start": 23479.12, "end": 23480.12, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 23480.12, "end": 23482.12, "text": " Let me focus me off."}, {"start": 23482.12, "end": 23494.12, "text": " I'm actually about to read these books to dad."}, {"start": 23494.12, "end": 23498.12, "text": " Yeah, no please, you have to train a little bit tomorrow, otherwise I can't watch you"}, {"start": 23498.12, "end": 23499.12, "text": " play on Friday."}, {"start": 23499.12, "end": 23500.12, "text": " Okay, Queen Thunder attack."}, {"start": 23500.12, "end": 23501.12, "text": " Do you know?"}, {"start": 23501.12, "end": 23502.12, "text": " Oh, look."}, {"start": 23502.12, "end": 23503.12, "text": " I do my arrows, but then this."}, {"start": 23503.12, "end": 23504.12, "text": " Actually, I'm not going to help."}, {"start": 23504.12, "end": 23505.12, "text": " It's you."}, {"start": 23505.12, "end": 23506.12, "text": " No, I know, but I was going to make arrows."}, {"start": 23506.12, "end": 23507.12, "text": " I'm not going to help you."}, {"start": 23507.12, "end": 23508.12, "text": " I'm not going to help you."}, {"start": 23508.12, "end": 23509.12, "text": " I'm not going to help you."}, {"start": 23509.12, "end": 23510.12, "text": " I'm not going to help you."}, {"start": 23510.12, "end": 23511.12, "text": " I'm not going to help you."}, {"start": 23511.12, "end": 23513.92, "text": " I know but I was gonna make arrows I don't wanna help you too much."}, {"start": 23513.92, "end": 23516.46, "text": " I'm afraid that you're gonna blunder if I take this."}, {"start": 23516.46, "end": 23517.28, "text": " Blunder."}, {"start": 23517.28, "end": 23519.82, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 23519.82, "end": 23520.66, "text": " W Blunder."}, {"start": 23528.1, "end": 23529.02, "text": " Focus."}, {"start": 23529.02, "end": 23530.579999999998, "text": " That was not a good play."}, {"start": 23530.579999999998, "end": 23531.399999999998, "text": " Yes it was."}, {"start": 23531.399999999998, "end": 23533.28, "text": " That was a burger but fuck!"}, {"start": 23533.28, "end": 23534.1, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 23534.1, "end": 23534.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23534.94, "end": 23536.2, "text": " It was a trade."}, {"start": 23536.2, "end": 23537.8, "text": " Just you have to focus."}, {"start": 23537.8, "end": 23539.1, "text": " No, if I do that then."}, {"start": 23539.100000000002, "end": 23555.100000000002, "text": " Whoa, let me think here real quick, honestly."}, {"start": 23555.100000000002, "end": 23568.9, "text": " I'm gonna take it slow, I'm gonna play it smart cause I'm saying that you do it."}, {"start": 23568.9, "end": 23572.5, "text": " That's a good strategy. That's what happens when you think."}, {"start": 23572.5, "end": 23575.9, "text": " I see someone in the chat saying number three with no onions. Guys, I'm not getting..."}, {"start": 23575.9, "end": 23576.9, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23576.9, "end": 23579.9, "text": " It's up to you now. You got us in the spirit. You got us here."}, {"start": 23579.9, "end": 23580.9, "text": " It's made in two."}, {"start": 23580.9, "end": 23583.9, "text": " Oh, it's over. Oh, it actually is over."}, {"start": 23587.9, "end": 23590.9, "text": " See me? I would have went for it, and then I would have gotten rocked."}, {"start": 23591.9, "end": 23592.9, "text": " Maybe didn't."}, {"start": 23592.9, "end": 23594.9, "text": " Is he talking? Talk to him."}, {"start": 23594.9, "end": 23595.9, "text": " He doesn't."}, {"start": 23595.9, "end": 23596.9, "text": " Oh, okay. Oh."}, {"start": 23596.9, "end": 23598.9, "text": " You can't help me. I'm locked in."}, {"start": 23598.9, "end": 23601.9, "text": " You have to see this move, otherwise we're losing the game."}, {"start": 23601.9, "end": 23603.9, "text": " If you don't play the best move, it's lost."}, {"start": 23605.9, "end": 23606.9, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 23609.9, "end": 23612.9, "text": " Because if I go... hold on, before I panic..."}, {"start": 23612.9, "end": 23614.9, "text": " Wait, she gets in! She gets in! She gets in!"}, {"start": 23614.9, "end": 23617.9, "text": " She's not saying a word, she's not saying a word, but if I go here..."}, {"start": 23626.9, "end": 23636.460000000003, "text": " I'm praying."}, {"start": 23636.460000000003, "end": 23640.100000000002, "text": " Is this me?"}, {"start": 23640.100000000002, "end": 23644.34, "text": " Lace, why are you typing fries and books in my chat?"}, {"start": 23644.34, "end": 23649.260000000002, "text": " I bet there's no fries and drinks in his chat."}, {"start": 23649.260000000002, "end": 23651.7, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 23651.7, "end": 23655.620000000003, "text": " I'll read your books tonight."}, {"start": 23655.62, "end": 23660.62, "text": " Do you know how to read? I don't even believe you. I don't even think you know how to read a book."}, {"start": 23662.62, "end": 23664.62, "text": " What is he doing? Why is he so silent?"}, {"start": 23664.62, "end": 23666.62, "text": " I don't know. What is he doing?"}, {"start": 23666.62, "end": 23667.62, "text": " I'm trying to fix your chat."}, {"start": 23667.62, "end": 23668.62, "text": " Why is he waiting?"}, {"start": 23668.62, "end": 23670.62, "text": " Don't read your chat, bro. Don't cheat."}, {"start": 23670.62, "end": 23672.62, "text": " I'm not reading my chat, bro."}, {"start": 23672.62, "end": 23675.62, "text": " Bring him a coach and you're gonna get your ass kicked!"}, {"start": 23675.62, "end": 23679.62, "text": " I'm not. I don't have a coach, first of all. She's on the same skill level as me, Curly."}, {"start": 23679.62, "end": 23684.62, "text": " My brain's... I lost whatever skill I had in chess today. We're all equal."}, {"start": 23685.62, "end": 23689.78, "text": " Is it my turn?"}, {"start": 23689.78, "end": 23693.14, "text": " He had mate like this, but we didn't see it."}, {"start": 23693.14, "end": 23694.64, "text": " We would have lost."}, {"start": 23694.64, "end": 23697.94, "text": " Okay, we're still fighting."}, {"start": 23697.94, "end": 23698.94, "text": " We're alive."}, {"start": 23698.94, "end": 23701.899999999998, "text": " We're back in the game, baby."}, {"start": 23701.899999999998, "end": 23705.18, "text": " We had mate in two."}, {"start": 23705.18, "end": 23707.18, "text": " We could have been tricky, but we're still alive."}, {"start": 23707.18, "end": 23708.98, "text": " This is another chance at life."}, {"start": 23708.98, "end": 23711.539999999997, "text": " If she's hung out with me so long, she's losing brain sense."}, {"start": 23711.539999999997, "end": 23713.059999999998, "text": " No, this is not over."}, {"start": 23713.06, "end": 23717.54, "text": " This is the only, if I go home and we didn't want a single game today, I will never, ever"}, {"start": 23717.54, "end": 23718.54, "text": " return."}, {"start": 23718.54, "end": 23720.54, "text": " Um, you played it right?"}, {"start": 23720.54, "end": 23721.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 23721.54, "end": 23722.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23722.54, "end": 23723.54, "text": " Good move."}, {"start": 23723.54, "end": 23724.54, "text": " That was actually solid."}, {"start": 23724.54, "end": 23725.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23725.54, "end": 23726.54, "text": " That was a solid rook."}, {"start": 23726.54, "end": 23727.54, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 23727.54, "end": 23729.02, "text": " You need to think when he's playing."}, {"start": 23729.02, "end": 23730.9, "text": " It's under two minutes on the tournament."}, {"start": 23730.9, "end": 23733.100000000002, "text": " If you get under time pressure, you're going to start panicking."}, {"start": 23733.100000000002, "end": 23735.5, "text": " So you'd play under time pressure."}, {"start": 23735.5, "end": 23737.420000000002, "text": " Pressure makes time and time makes pressure."}, {"start": 23737.420000000002, "end": 23738.420000000002, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 23738.420000000002, "end": 23741.38, "text": " You know in F and CS, there are 30 seconds on moving zone."}, {"start": 23741.38, "end": 23742.9, "text": " I needed to get a refresh in 20."}, {"start": 23742.9, "end": 23746.02, "text": " unknown told me what did I do I died and I started spectating him and I saw him do it"}, {"start": 23749.140000000003, "end": 23750.74, "text": " obviously I'm let I'll let you handle this"}, {"start": 23751.54, "end": 23757.140000000003, "text": " but I need pieces to win oh fries I lost a plumber"}, {"start": 23759.940000000002, "end": 23764.18, "text": " if you would just not give everything away I might actually have a chance"}, {"start": 23764.18, "end": 23769.94, "text": " What would Magnus Carteson do?"}, {"start": 23769.94, "end": 23771.260000000002, "text": " Again, he-"}, {"start": 23771.260000000002, "end": 23772.260000000002, "text": " Carlson!"}, {"start": 23772.260000000002, "end": 23775.260000000002, "text": " He's fighting his name."}, {"start": 23775.260000000002, "end": 23776.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23776.260000000002, "end": 23777.260000000002, "text": " We're fighting now."}, {"start": 23777.260000000002, "end": 23778.260000000002, "text": " I'm gonna ban this e-mail to my job."}, {"start": 23778.260000000002, "end": 23779.260000000002, "text": " Is it my turn, Liz?"}, {"start": 23779.260000000002, "end": 23780.260000000002, "text": " Ah, yes."}, {"start": 23780.260000000002, "end": 23781.260000000002, "text": " Try to think on our time."}, {"start": 23781.260000000002, "end": 23782.260000000002, "text": " We're gonna flag him."}, {"start": 23782.260000000002, "end": 23783.260000000002, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 23783.260000000002, "end": 23784.260000000002, "text": " I don't-"}, {"start": 23784.260000000002, "end": 23785.260000000002, "text": " He's under one minute."}, {"start": 23785.260000000002, "end": 23786.260000000002, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 23786.260000000002, "end": 23787.260000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 23787.260000000002, "end": 23788.260000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 23788.260000000002, "end": 23789.260000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 23789.260000000002, "end": 23790.260000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 23790.260000000002, "end": 23791.260000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 23791.260000000002, "end": 23792.260000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 23792.260000000002, "end": 23796.120000000003, "text": " I got you under one minute. Time is just as important as"}, {"start": 23796.68, "end": 23799.38, "text": " I'm just gonna keep it. No, don't pray move"}, {"start": 23799.780000000002, "end": 23804.38, "text": " You move before he moved. Okay. It's my turn. Be careful because we do that and he's attacking we lose peace"}, {"start": 23804.500000000004, "end": 23807.9, "text": " Luckily, you did a really good move the next time you do that. You might lose material. Yes, ma'am"}, {"start": 23807.9, "end": 23809.4, "text": " But that was really good what you did"}, {"start": 23809.4, "end": 23812.260000000002, "text": " Be careful though because we're gonna get yep, that's I know what to do"}, {"start": 23812.260000000002, "end": 23817.260000000002, "text": " I know I know I know I know I know because I'm not gonna do there. I know I know I'm not doing that"}, {"start": 23817.7, "end": 23819.7, "text": " but if I do this also"}, {"start": 23819.7, "end": 23829.7, "text": " just don't lose honestly because wait just let me focus please because I'm just"}, {"start": 23829.7, "end": 23838.420000000002, "text": " gonna take it over I don't know we're gonna it's up to you"}, {"start": 23838.420000000002, "end": 23843.420000000002, "text": " I've got a plan."}, {"start": 23843.420000000002, "end": 23845.420000000002, "text": " I don't know, okay."}, {"start": 23845.420000000002, "end": 23846.420000000002, "text": " Oh, we're checked."}, {"start": 23846.420000000002, "end": 23848.420000000002, "text": " You just have to not get made it."}, {"start": 23848.420000000002, "end": 23850.420000000002, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 23850.420000000002, "end": 23852.420000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 23852.420000000002, "end": 23854.420000000002, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 23854.420000000002, "end": 23856.420000000002, "text": " Wait, let me focus."}, {"start": 23856.420000000002, "end": 23857.420000000002, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 23857.420000000002, "end": 23858.420000000002, "text": " It's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 23858.420000000002, "end": 23859.420000000002, "text": " Everything's fine."}, {"start": 23859.420000000002, "end": 23860.420000000002, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 23860.420000000002, "end": 23861.420000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23861.420000000002, "end": 23863.420000000002, "text": " Everything's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 23868.420000000002, "end": 23869.420000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23869.420000000002, "end": 23875.420000000002, "text": " We have to win one game today, we can't."}, {"start": 23875.420000000002, "end": 23879.420000000002, "text": " From frozen chat it's just actual thrice."}, {"start": 23879.420000000002, "end": 23882.420000000002, "text": " Okay, it's my turn."}, {"start": 23882.420000000002, "end": 23884.420000000002, "text": " Okay, do it."}, {"start": 23884.420000000002, "end": 23886.420000000002, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 23886.420000000002, "end": 23888.420000000002, "text": " So the winning."}, {"start": 23888.420000000002, "end": 23892.420000000002, "text": " Take a minute left, I would focus up."}, {"start": 23892.420000000002, "end": 23897.420000000002, "text": " Burger might actually win."}, {"start": 23897.420000000002, "end": 23899.420000000002, "text": " Here, I'm gonna do this."}, {"start": 23899.420000000002, "end": 23901.420000000002, "text": " Blast!"}, {"start": 23903.420000000002, "end": 23909.420000000002, "text": " I know, I know, because if I go here, but then you're gonna have to be forced into this back to my truck."}, {"start": 23909.420000000002, "end": 23915.420000000002, "text": " I mean, I have to, so I would probably just take it safe and go there."}, {"start": 23915.420000000002, "end": 23929.780000000002, "text": " I can't believe we played Chesle today and this was the last resort."}, {"start": 23929.780000000002, "end": 23931.58, "text": " I appreciate you helping me."}, {"start": 23931.58, "end": 23932.58, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 23932.58, "end": 23933.58, "text": " I believe in you Roberto."}, {"start": 23933.58, "end": 23934.58, "text": " What was his full name?"}, {"start": 23934.58, "end": 23935.58, "text": " Roberto, that's good."}, {"start": 23935.58, "end": 23936.58, "text": " No, no, it was something else."}, {"start": 23936.58, "end": 23937.58, "text": " I'll call me Stumble Roberto."}, {"start": 23937.58, "end": 23938.980000000003, "text": " No, no, it wasn't that."}, {"start": 23938.980000000003, "end": 23944.660000000003, "text": " You know what, I have full faith."}, {"start": 23944.66, "end": 23945.86, "text": " I want you to win without me."}, {"start": 23945.86, "end": 23946.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23946.36, "end": 23947.06, "text": " Oh, no, you farted."}, {"start": 23947.06, "end": 23948.46, "text": " Yes, 30 seconds."}, {"start": 23948.46, "end": 23949.16, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 23949.16, "end": 23950.06, "text": " Just please."}, {"start": 23950.06, "end": 23950.96, "text": " I just want to get off of the win."}, {"start": 23950.96, "end": 23951.76, "text": " One plan."}, {"start": 23951.76, "end": 23952.26, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 23956.16, "end": 23957.76, "text": " I believe in you, Roberto."}, {"start": 23957.76, "end": 23959.26, "text": " You're actually making me play by myself right now?"}, {"start": 23959.26, "end": 23963.66, "text": " You can win, but you need to find the win."}, {"start": 23963.66, "end": 23965.66, "text": " But if you don't see the win, we're screwed."}, {"start": 23970.16, "end": 23970.56, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 23970.56, "end": 23971.76, "text": " Go with your gut."}, {"start": 23971.76, "end": 23972.46, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 23972.46, "end": 23975.62, "text": " Winning move after this."}, {"start": 23975.62, "end": 23976.379999999997, "text": " This is distracting."}, {"start": 23976.379999999997, "end": 23977.579999999998, "text": " I'm trying to get off."}, {"start": 23977.579999999998, "end": 23980.7, "text": " OK, you won one."}, {"start": 23980.7, "end": 23981.98, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 23981.98, "end": 23983.7, "text": " OK, but you can't lose this."}, {"start": 23983.7, "end": 23984.82, "text": " This is just you, Roberto."}, {"start": 23995.3, "end": 23995.8, "text": " My gosh."}, {"start": 24002.46, "end": 24011.86, "text": " I'm not kidding, it's because I got a phone call."}, {"start": 24011.86, "end": 24013.86, "text": " Oh my soul, it's because I got a phone call."}, {"start": 24013.86, "end": 24015.86, "text": " Oh my days, it's because I got a phone call."}, {"start": 24015.86, "end": 24016.86, "text": " I want to force it."}, {"start": 24016.86, "end": 24020.059999999998, "text": " Oh, yes, yes, just get a draw, get a draw."}, {"start": 24020.059999999998, "end": 24021.26, "text": " Please, for God's sake, don't lose."}, {"start": 24021.26, "end": 24023.26, "text": " Oh my God, he gains time."}, {"start": 24023.26, "end": 24024.26, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 24024.26, "end": 24025.26, "text": " Go back."}, {"start": 24025.26, "end": 24026.26, "text": " No, no, no, yes."}, {"start": 24026.26, "end": 24027.26, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 24027.260000000002, "end": 24027.760000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 24031.960000000003, "end": 24032.760000000002, "text": " You can draw this."}, {"start": 24032.760000000002, "end": 24035.260000000002, "text": " If you can trade pawns, it's an automatic draw"}, {"start": 24035.260000000002, "end": 24036.760000000002, "text": " because you can't checkmate with a knight."}, {"start": 24037.760000000002, "end": 24038.260000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 24040.760000000002, "end": 24041.760000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 24041.760000000002, "end": 24042.760000000002, "text": " You're over-sucking-"}, {"start": 24042.760000000002, "end": 24044.760000000002, "text": " You're so proud you suck!"}, {"start": 24044.760000000002, "end": 24045.760000000002, "text": " You over-fucking-"}, {"start": 24045.760000000002, "end": 24047.260000000002, "text": " You suck!"}, {"start": 24047.260000000002, "end": 24048.760000000002, "text": " You suck!"}, {"start": 24048.760000000002, "end": 24050.760000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 24050.760000000002, "end": 24052.760000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 24052.760000000002, "end": 24054.260000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 24054.260000000002, "end": 24056.260000000002, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 24056.260000000002, "end": 24070.260000000002, "text": " Do it something me do it do it, and he did it, and I did it."}, {"start": 24070.260000000002, "end": 24077.260000000002, "text": " Like this, open up chest, when you, when a dog takes a poop on the floor, you show him his poop, you don't just let the dog go wrong."}, {"start": 24077.260000000002, "end": 24079.260000000002, "text": " Check, wow."}, {"start": 24079.260000000002, "end": 24080.260000000002, "text": " No, no, no, it's just."}, {"start": 24080.260000000002, "end": 24081.260000000002, "text": " I sold three checkmates?"}, {"start": 24081.260000000002, "end": 24083.260000000002, "text": " I got it, I got it, show me, show me."}, {"start": 24083.260000000002, "end": 24084.260000000002, "text": " Where was the mate?"}, {"start": 24084.260000000002, "end": 24085.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 24085.260000000002, "end": 24086.88, "text": " Oh my f**k!"}, {"start": 24086.88, "end": 24088.38, "text": " Where was the mate though?"}, {"start": 24088.38, "end": 24090.38, "text": " Chad, where was the mate?"}, {"start": 24090.38, "end": 24092.38, "text": " Because it's so like a cleanser."}, {"start": 24092.38, "end": 24096.18, "text": " You kept trying to close during a tough end game and it paid off with one of my favorite"}, {"start": 24096.18, "end": 24100.620000000003, "text": " opening moves because the game can go in many fun directions."}, {"start": 24100.620000000003, "end": 24102.500000000004, "text": " I like what you're thinking."}, {"start": 24102.500000000004, "end": 24105.820000000003, "text": " Building a strong defense, you can pick up a free pawn."}, {"start": 24105.820000000003, "end": 24107.86, "text": " You captured a free pawn."}, {"start": 24107.86, "end": 24108.86, "text": " Where was the mate?"}, {"start": 24108.86, "end": 24112.86, "text": " Nice find. You found the only move in this position."}, {"start": 24114.86, "end": 24118.86, "text": " Nice vision spotting. Good job. That's what I would have played too."}, {"start": 24119.86, "end": 24122.86, "text": " You are threatening to force eventual checkmate."}, {"start": 24123.86, "end": 24125.86, "text": " Yeah, but how? How?"}, {"start": 24131.86, "end": 24134.86, "text": " Oh, I had to sack the queen!"}, {"start": 24134.86, "end": 24140.14, "text": " that Jack come on that's not that easy for me I'm new it's a group I'm just the"}, {"start": 24140.14, "end": 24145.84, "text": " queen levy would have literally hugged me if I did that do that's not easy guys"}, {"start": 24145.84, "end": 24152.98, "text": " I'm new I'm new I don't think about that I'm always scared of losing my queen oh"}, {"start": 24152.98, "end": 24160.84, "text": " well chat it's safe to say if we play rod in the tournament we are fine I don't"}, {"start": 24160.84, "end": 24167.0, "text": " about anybody else, but it's safe to say if we play wrong, we are fine."}, {"start": 24170.72, "end": 24171.4, "text": " There was another one."}, {"start": 24172.2, "end": 24176.48, "text": " You are now able to force eventual checkmate show show."}, {"start": 24181.68, "end": 24184.16, "text": " Okay, you can now win with a forced checkmate."}, {"start": 24187.2, "end": 24188.4, "text": " Your opponent is lucky."}, {"start": 24188.4, "end": 24189.84, "text": " You did not spot the checkmate."}, {"start": 24189.84, "end": 24197.920000000002, "text": " Wait, what? Show. Xg2 is a miss."}, {"start": 24203.36, "end": 24206.16, "text": " Wait, is bishop here, mate? Because"}, {"start": 24209.44, "end": 24210.64, "text": " take, take..."}, {"start": 24214.16, "end": 24217.12, "text": " Can a king kill a queen? I thought king could kill a queen."}, {"start": 24219.84, "end": 24231.88, "text": " Oh, it's the same one wait sack Queen your opponent is lucky you did not spot the checkmate"}, {"start": 24231.88, "end": 24233.88, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 24236.04, "end": 24238.04, "text": " Now don't you mean"}, {"start": 24238.56, "end": 24244.94, "text": " Sack clean was sacrificed for checkmate guys. That's not easy. I'm not good guys. I'm not good guys"}, {"start": 24244.94, "end": 24249.94, "text": " guys, bomo, bomo, wow."}, {"start": 24249.94, "end": 24254.739999999998, "text": " Nice job spotting the weakness of the bathrobe and checkmating your opponent."}, {"start": 24254.739999999998, "end": 24259.94, "text": " I'm so nasty."}, {"start": 24259.94, "end": 24260.94, "text": " I won't, chat."}, {"start": 24260.94, "end": 24264.02, "text": " Chat, I'm good."}, {"start": 24264.02, "end": 24266.219999999998, "text": " You ruined my day, you dog shit clown."}, {"start": 24266.219999999998, "end": 24268.539999999997, "text": " Yo, Jackson, shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 24268.539999999997, "end": 24272.579999999998, "text": " Chat, I'm good."}, {"start": 24272.58, "end": 24273.420000000002, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 24273.420000000002, "end": 24277.120000000003, "text": " I'm being wrong every time."}, {"start": 24278.7, "end": 24280.420000000002, "text": " Cases, oh, it's too late."}, {"start": 24280.420000000002, "end": 24281.820000000003, "text": " Chat tomorrow."}, {"start": 24281.820000000003, "end": 24284.9, "text": " What a lie, bro, what a lie."}, {"start": 24284.9, "end": 24286.18, "text": " Chat, cases tomorrow, it's too late."}, {"start": 24286.18, "end": 24287.54, "text": " I gotta get it off."}, {"start": 24287.54, "end": 24290.300000000003, "text": " Chabargo probably play chats, bro."}, {"start": 24290.300000000003, "end": 24292.460000000003, "text": " I'm gonna just chill, enjoy my night."}, {"start": 24292.460000000003, "end": 24294.420000000002, "text": " Tournament is in three days."}, {"start": 24294.420000000002, "end": 24296.820000000003, "text": " England is in four days, guys."}, {"start": 24296.820000000003, "end": 24298.600000000002, "text": " Ah, chat, I love you guys."}, {"start": 24299.58, "end": 24301.5, "text": " One last thing before I head off."}, {"start": 24301.5, "end": 24303.54, "text": " Oh, and in case I don't see ya."}, {"start": 24303.54, "end": 24305.6, "text": " Good afternoon, good evening, and good night."}]}