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But I feel like Shalalao

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I'm as one of Jesus' peace and style

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Back in the city we got around

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Reading my nigga with that pounds

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So if I fall I'm gonna make the ground

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These are the things that I make me smile

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Knowing this is not my burden

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Oh, I like to keep myself so nothing

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I am my custom to you

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Hi-Vice! Good morning, Hi-Vice!

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KC, you are safe here

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You are safe here

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whatever you do at the crossroads don't turn forward whatever you do at the

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crossroads keep going forward for what does this mean though what is that

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Does anyone know what that shit means?

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What does that mean?

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What does that mean?

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You see a watch party, you can't bro, you can't, you'll get banned.

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Wait, isn't sporting playing?

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Is an arsenal playing sporting?

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Nail, nail at half!

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Bro, sporting could win this lag.

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Sporting could win this lag, chat.

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Rodham said where did like bro where did sporting come from brother this team is

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like destroying people who do they have who is on this team I don't know a single

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player on sporting who does this team have who who Ronaldo that was fucking

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It's 20 years ago!

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Who does sporting have?

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Part two, you can't escape, yeah.

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You are safe here.

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Guys, I don't know what that means.

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What do you mean messy?

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Sporting doesn't have messy.

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What the fuck are you talking about messy?

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Messy?

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Yeah, messy has never played for sporting.

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What are you all saying?

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What is this? This is A.I.

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Brother, why am I questioning this? How is this team so good-

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How have I called me again? How is this team so good if I don't know anybody on the team?

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How? How? How? How? That's not real.

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Chat, that is not real, bro. That is fake as shit.

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Have I called me again?

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Yo, what's up with this shit, bro? What's up? Are we gonna watch part two today? What's

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going on? I'm healed, Tixie. I'm healed. What does that mean, bro? Hi, guys. What the fuck

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is getting into you today, bro? Is everything okay? You're scaring me, bro. You seem unwelled.

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Highlights, you don't seem well today.

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At the crossroads, whatever you do, keep going forward.

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Bro, but yesterday it was don't turn left. Highlights, what's happening bro?

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What is D-Glove? I was just saying D-Glove! What does this shit mean?

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You can watch it. It would just take a little bit.

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How long is part two?

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I promise you every minute spent is the best minute spent of your life.

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Oh my God. It has 12 million views in eight days. What even, what is this? What is happening, bro?

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So, hi guys, you want me to watch this today? Two hours at a stream.

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You want half of the stream to be this. It's actually that good of a video.

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It's that good of a video chat.

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You want your life to be fulfilled, bro, and you want to be-

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Whole chat saying yes.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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It's like a movie chat. We never really did a movie night before.

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Yeah.

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I'm healed, Jinxie.

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I don't think I'll ever be needing you again, but...

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I'm healed.

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Yeah, I have a son, I don't know what to do.

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It's two hours.

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Like, brother, it is a Minecraft horror movie.

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So, you don't know what to do, so you would sing about a Crossroads?

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Enough with the fast routes!

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Well, keep going forward.

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High-fives, bro. If I watch this, high-fives, this is two hours, bro.

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Yeah, like this.

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Chad, y'all actually want me to watch this. Guys, this is two hours of the stream.

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stream.

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Do you have an accent with the watch this bro they're saying yes bro oh my god you make

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me gay I don't know what that means.

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Hi guys what is he saying?

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You make me gay what does that mean bro?

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I don't know what that means I don't know what that means.

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My dad is saying no dad it's a minecraft and horror movie dad it's not really your

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style.

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Bro dad did you watch part one though dad or is part one is good dad part one is

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good.

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really give it a try. Hi guys, what should I do bro?

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ZC, it's up to you bro, it's up to you. It's two hours obviously that's a

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commitment, that's two hours of stream.

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But I promise you bro, by the end of it you will be healed.

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Can we run a poll? Sure bro.

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Chat, do we watch this? It's two hours!

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Let's talk about the Mooda 1v1. Hey Gucci, I'm in a good mood right now.

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You know what, Gucci, I slept on it. I slept on it. And you know what, bro? Muda outplayed me.

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Muda outplayed me. I could have played better. GGs.

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Vote on this poll! This is actually important, bro. This is genuinely important.

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If we watch this chapter, say to our movie.

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Vote! Vote! Chat! It's too out!

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Oh my god, the pole lags. The pole is slagging. I'm refreshing.

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What's going on with my pole?

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! It's Avery.

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Vote in the pole! Vote in the pole!

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Wow.

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Vote in the poll!

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Wow, wow, wow.

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56% of the chat is saying yes, bro.

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56% of the chat is saying yes, bro.

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Well, son, I want to prepare you, bro.

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You're going to be throwing a ringer.

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I need you to just keep an open mind.

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you'll be safe. All right? And promise you you'll be safe here. Just again, and across

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words, you need to keep going forward. Love you, bro.

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Let's go. Let's go.

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All right. I'm nervous. I'm ready.

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A Minecraft horror film.

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But if not Avery.

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Here we go. Resatisfying from this job.

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I'm nervous. I'm ready. The people I've spoken.

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We're watching this.

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One Avery is the last line in a book that Avery did not write.

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A few months ago, a YouTube channel called Avery the Mayo uploaded a video titled Weird

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Book I Did Not Write, where he discovers a mine in his Minecraft world that he claims

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he never built.

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Inside the mine is a chest with a book, with various ramblings and a message at the

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end a-

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Make sure you pay attention to everything.

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It's to him.

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But if not Avery, then who wrote this book?

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And how did it get into Avery's world?

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Well, just recently, Avery uploaded

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a 15-hour video trying to find out why this book exists,

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why was he warned to run away, and what

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is behind these gates.

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You see, also just a few months ago,

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a Google Drive folder was discovered

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containing footage of a player named Durlord 3 exploring this exact same world.

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He digs into the wall of the mine and finds a cave full of structures that should be impossible

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to find in any normal Minecraft world.

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Except, he also claims that he didn't build any of this and just discovered this world

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on his computer.

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But when he finally reaches the end of the cave, Durlord 3 sees something behind

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these gates, something that he censored and that drove him into running for his life and

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leaving this one last message to Avery before completely disappearing off the face of the

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internet.

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Since then, we know Avery found Dyrlord's laptop in a storage locker and has been using

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it as his daily computer, only recently discovering this cave and the book addressed to him.

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But what happened to Dyrlord 3 after he recorded this footage?

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How did he know who Avery was if Avery doesn't see him?

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And why did he warn Avery to run away?

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Why does this strange world exist?

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And most importantly, what did Dyrr Lord see behind the gates?

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I don't know. I don't know.

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That was when the video ended. That was when the video ended.

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That was when the video ended, bro.

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And it was censored. It was productive.

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Hey guys. So, as you probably know, there was a video about my world, which I saw.

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I don't know who...

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Hi guys. What?

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Ugh.

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This Dirt Lord 3 guy is, but if you left me this message, I feel like I owe it to him to at least figure out what happened.

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As far as I can tell, there's no way to reach him.

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No way to reach him?

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Don't tell me.

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As Avery explores the cave, there's no evidence of what could have happened to Duralord III.

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No messages he had left behind.

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But finally, Avery reaches a crossroads at the end of the tunnel, and despite the book's

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warnings, he turns low.

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Right.

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At the crossroads don't turn left.

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Just kidding.

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Just kidding.

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At the crossroads don't...

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Male, male, male.

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At the crossroads don't turn left.

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You don't go left!

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And there they are, the gates.

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Don't go into them, don't go into them, please, don't go into them, don't go into the gates, please.

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Just turn around, brother.

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It's just a block of gold?

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Wait, but why when Der Lord went in and was protected?

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Why did Dirt Lord blur it?

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That's all that was there?

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Uh, is that it?

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It's just a gold block.

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It's not really that crazy.

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Even Avery seems a little disappointed.

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It looks like we've hit a dead end.

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There is not a single cut in this footage.

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From when Avery goes behind the gates to when he finds himself in this place, the footage

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doesn't cut once, and somehow he's here.

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Apparently he also got changed into survival mode and can't change back.

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Whatever this is, it shouldn't be possible in any normal Minecraft world, but it might

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bring us one step closer to finding out what happened to Duralord 3.

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If he also went through these gates and ended up here before he disappeared, then there might

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be some clues as to what happened to him.

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And Avery seems to agree because instead of what any normal person would do here, he turns

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left into another gate.

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What? What? What?

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Go right.

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Go right, bro.

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This is the last time I'll say this, but it should not be possible for any of this to happen in a normal Minecraft world.

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How and who built this is completely beyond me,

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but Avery keeps going, following the bridges through these giant mountains.

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Was someone on the bridge?

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But it's not over yet.

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As Avery keeps going from mountain to mountain, more and more disappear all around him.

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Every second counts and if Avery isn't fast enough, he'll fall right into the void.

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What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? A tree? A tree in the sky?

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As Avery heads over to this massive tree I want to mention something you might have

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noticed. Some of the blocks on the mountains didn't look naturally generated. I mean, none of this

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looks naturally generated, but some of these blocks don't look like they're part of the mountains.

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In fact, if we take a look back at Der Lord III's footage and inventory before he vanished,

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all of the blocks we can see on the mountains line up with blocks that he had in his inventory.

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That likely means that Der Lord III was here, and we now have a concrete trail of breadcrumbs

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to follow and find him. And just as Avery reaches the roots of the tree, we can see even more clues.

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I mean, this bridge is obvious, but there are also small specks of moss that must have been placed by

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hand. Someone was definitely here.

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Oh my god, that means Turner was definitely here then.

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And after reaching the bottom, Avery heads into yet another gate.

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And he's back, except now he's one row of doors closer to the end of the hall, one row

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closer to Duralord 3. Whatever this place is, disregarding who even made it, Duralord 3

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is almost definitely somewhere here. Behind one of these gates is the answer to what happened

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to Duralord and the truth of what this place is. All Avery has to do is keep looking.

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There were the trail of walks, so hopefully following them should lead me to Duralord.

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That shouldn't be too hard.

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What do I have to take in life?

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100s of people, 100s of hours.

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How could you even build all of this?

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To life.

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Break the spark.

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Break the spark.

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Bro, the music is tripping me out, bro.

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What kind of notification is that, my chess?

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That's my chess, bro.

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Sorry about that.

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The light went out.

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It's a small detail, but the light from the house that Avery just explored, it's gone.

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That doesn't just happen.

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What?!

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It can only mean one thing.

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Something is here.

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I can't watch this, bro!

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I can't walk. I really can't walk.

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Another flight.

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What was that noise what was that noise

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Oh, there!

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Was it trapped for him?

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I

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Know

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Is he back to the main room?

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He is.

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Avery exits a little rattled, rightfully so.

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But once again he's another row of doors closer to the end.

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Another row closer to Duralord 3.

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It was brief but you may have caught sight of a single rafting table when Avery was running

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up the stairs.

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It doesn't make sense to just be there, which again likely means that someone was

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here before Avery.

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Unlike Dyrrlord, it might be creepy, but we're on the right track. We just have to keep watching.

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It's like on Mars, it's like you're on Mars, bro.

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Avery finds himself in a desert with no clear indication of where to go from here.

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In the distance we can see various ruins, structures that are far too big to have been

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built by any passing player.

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Whatever they are, they've been here for a while.

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Somewhere out there, there has to be an exit gate that'll get us closer to Duralord.

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without any direction. Avery heads off. Blind. Into the net.

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I can't understand.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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Yeah.

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Oh, dear lord three had an inventory.

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To tell us fighting out, what happened to have them, but there are still 14 hours left

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of Average footage.

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So if you want to figure what.

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Make sense though.

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How could a human being build any of this stuff, bro?

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Absolutely think about it.

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You would need hundreds of people.

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We have to keep watching.

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I think it's gone, bro.

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I don't know what else.

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What is this?

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Is it Hero Brian?

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Come on.

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Take a seat. It's a city over there.

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What is happening?

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Avery goes from house to house, exploring this seemingly much more tranquil world.

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Every one of these worlds has an entrance gate and an exit gate, but this red dimension

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is the first one without an obvious exit, and as a result, Avery doesn't know what

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to do. He's kind of just here. The only thing he can do is go from house to house and try

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to find any clue about where the exit gate is.

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Break that.

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But, there's nothing here.

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Everywhere he looks it's just dead end after dead end.

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He tries counting the beds in each house, going to every last one and taking no.

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Maybe this is the way out.

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But, once again, there's no pattern.

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And Avery gives up.

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He gave up?

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He quit?

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Okay, I'm done with this.

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Where are you? I know you're here.

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I said, where are you?

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Answer me.

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Where are you?

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Look at me.

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I am here.

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Look at me. I am here. You were so eager to find me earlier. Come at me. Come to me right

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right now or I'll leave.

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He's quitting.

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He's quitting.

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He's gonna quit.

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What am I doing?

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It's me or freakin' Eve.

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Here I am playing this stupid Minecraft world.

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God, like, what am I doing with my life?

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I can't do this, dear lord.

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I'm sorry.

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I don't know what you want me to do.

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No, no.

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You're not smart like you are.

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I can't figure this out.

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You can't leave Turnlord in there, huh?

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How am I supposed to find you?

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Please, give me a clue.

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You know what...

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I'll have to make this.

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Please.

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I'll get rid of the girl.

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Leave her alone.

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For a while...

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I'll be right back.

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I will.

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I will.

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I will.

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I will.

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I will.

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I will.

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I will.

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What?

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Another one.

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They're leading him somewhere.

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Keep following him.

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Keep on the gate!

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But something isn't right.

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Rewinding the footage and looking at this exact spot on the hill, there's no crafting

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table in sight.

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This table appeared later as if to guide Avery to this exit gate.

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Someone or something must have placed it when Avery wasn't looking.

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If this was Der Lord's doing, there's no reason he would hide himself like this.

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And this might be the case for every crafting table we've seen thus far, so if it isn't

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Dear Lord 3 leaving this trail, then who or what is Avery following?

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I'm coming, Dear Lord.

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Don't worry.

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The

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next world that Avery enters looks like a small town.

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It's also pretty calm and like the last one there's no obvious direction of where to go.

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Nor are there any breadcrumbs that Dyrlord might have left behind.

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All Avery can do, once again, is walk around looking for any clues.

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I'm going to kill you.

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I'm going to kill you.

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I think I should ship myself.

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Out of nowhere, the sky goes black and we can hear a noise.

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It's not about finding the next gate anymore, it's about getting out of here without being

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seen.

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I

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He got out.

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He got out.

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Whoa, what was that?

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He's closed.

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Wait, wait, no, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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The gate was closed.

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What the?

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Water?

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What is going on?

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How is he supposed to know where to go now?

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What?

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What was that?

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You don't understand, I've never felt like that in my life.

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Why was I so scared?

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Why am I so scared?

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I can't do this.

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I'm sorry dear lord, I just can't do this.

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Every time I try and do anything, it just doesn't work.

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I can't solve any puzzles. I can't figure anything out.

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And now I'm scared of a cave. I'm just not enough.

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If not me then who else?

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I have to keep going.

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It's clear that whatever is causing Avery to feel this way, whatever is filling him with this much fear, must want something from him.

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If it left him a false trail of crafting tables and essentially coerced him into going deeper into this world, it must be leading him somewhere.

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But I don't know what the goal is, why is Avery important and what even is leading him in the first place?

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Not once have we actually seen a monster or an entity.

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We've heard noises and seen blocks get destroyed and placed, but never seen something physical actually come after Avery.

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But nonetheless, his reactions are very real.

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He's clearly been terrified on multiple occasions, so whatever the thing in this world is, its plan is working, and Avery is only getting more and more hopeless.

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So, Bo?

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I don't know if I can make it to this crowd.

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I don't really like the crowd.

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I don't know if I can make it to this crowd.

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I don't know if I can make it to this brownie.

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I don't really like scary stuff that much.

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Don't turn left. Just feel right. Go right.

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Don't- No, no, no, no, no.

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Why do you always go left, brownie?

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Just go right. Or go to the middle.

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Go to the-

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Finally, Avery exits the canals and enters a strange walled-in world with some structure

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in the center, and for the first time in a while the exit to this world is obvious.

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The gate that'll take Avery back to the Great Hall and hopefully closer to his goal of finding

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Der Lord 3 is just on the other side of this courtyard.

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But after a few moments of hesitation, Avery turns around and decides to just take a peek

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into the church.

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Why?

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It's a question mark, it's a good question mark, it's a good question mark, it's a good

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You are safe here, rest here, you are safe, take shelter from that which haunts you, nothing

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can reach you here. You are safe. It must be such a fearful thing to fall into a realm

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of which you do not belong.

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Worry not, you're safe here.

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Nothing can happen.

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What?

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Avery exits the book and slowly heads outside the church, but he's no longer interested

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in the gate. He collects a few flowers from a patch by the outside wall and begins roaming

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around the courtyard, slowly planting flowers at various gravestones, as if in a trance.

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I didn't censor that footage earlier. I don't know what it said inside that book, but whatever

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Avery read it caused him to slip into some sort of dazed state. He continues to walk

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around, planting flowers, moving water in and out of this well, and clearing up the ferns

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outside the church, he then walks without thought into this lake and begins to drown.

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He repeats this cycle.

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For 12 hours.

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For twelve hours straight Avery walks back and forth along this courtyard mindlessly planting

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and replanting flowers, emptying and filling this well, clearing up more and more and more

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ferns around the church, completely devoid of any emotion, any sign of thought, anything

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at all.

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For periods of time, sometimes an hour, he'll just pause, staring at the text.

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You are safe here.

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I don't know who this Dirt Lord 3 guy is, but if you left me this message, I feel like

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I owe it to him to at least figure out what happened.

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Well, there was a trail of blocks, so hopefully following them should lead me to Dirt Lord.

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I'm coming, Dirt Lord.

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Don't you worry.

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If not me even, who else?

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I have to keep going.

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You broke him out of the cycle!

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I forgot.

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I forgot.

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I'm sorry.

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I won't forget again.

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I won't forget.

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But the battle isn't over yet.

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He's one bridge closer to Durlord three.

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But to get to him, he still has a ways to go.

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As Avery kills this Drown to get food we see something interesting in the water, a pattern,

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and Avery notices it as well.

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It's likely that this pattern is actually some sort of door that opens up another room

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And the button that Avery pressed earlier might have something to do with opening it.

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He goes around the pond and on each one of these pillars is another button revealing some

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valuable block, and Avery lists all of them out.

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But what to actually do with them isn't obvious.

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After a bit of thinking, Avery tries simply breaking into the pillars.

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If this is meant to be a riddle or combination lock, then you can force it open by looking

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at the wiring.

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But, inside of every single pillar, is nothing.

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It's just a small circuit that reveals the valuable block by opening the trapdoor.

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No connection to any sort of larger redstone circuit, except this pillar with the diamond

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block.

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it has a small tower made of quartz, but it doesn't seem to lead anywhere special.

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The puzzle must have something to do with the blocks themselves and not with the actual

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buttons, and Avery is once again stuck in figuring it out.

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Screw this, screw this puzzle.

01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:41.160
The block that this door is made of is Netherite, the hardest breakable block in all of Minecraft.

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any tools it takes four minutes and ten seconds to destroy. Very few people would willingly

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choose to break the nether right here because chances are solving this puzzle would open

01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:58.160
the door instantly. But Avery is done trying to solve these puzzles how the world wants

01:00:58.160 --> 01:01:05.160
him to. He's going to find Gerlord III his element.

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He's almost there, bro.

01:02:05.160 --> 01:02:20.160
He's almost at the end.

01:02:20.160 --> 01:02:27.160
What the f-

01:02:27.160 --> 01:02:29.160
What the...

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It's an infinite library.

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Avery enters into another world.

01:02:38.160 --> 01:02:43.160
A library that seems to extend infinitely in every direction.

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That's what I said.

01:02:46.160 --> 01:02:49.160
Scattered around it are strange books.

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But nothing that looks like it was left by Duralord III.

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Without any direction, Avery keeps going through the library, but finally, he catches sight

01:03:25.560 --> 01:03:50.320
of something in the distance.

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Only one step left, as there always is.

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Brother wishes to wait.

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I just...

01:04:01.320 --> 01:04:16.320
You're not a very hard guy to catch, you know.

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Hey, hurry.

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It's you.

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Me?

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I found you.

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Bet you did.

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You're lords alive!

01:04:28.520 --> 01:04:34.240
I was starting to think I'd never find you.

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What can I say?

01:04:36.840 --> 01:04:38.720
Are you okay?

01:04:38.720 --> 01:04:40.160
What happened?

01:04:40.160 --> 01:04:42.200
Why did you leave all that in my world?

01:04:42.200 --> 01:04:44.080
Well, I'll be honest.

01:04:44.080 --> 01:04:47.080
I wasn't in the best state of mind when I left that message.

01:04:49.080 --> 01:04:50.080
What do you mean?

01:04:51.080 --> 01:04:53.080
Did you read the book?

01:04:54.080 --> 01:04:55.080
What book?

01:04:56.080 --> 01:04:58.080
The book in the Lecter, right above us.

01:04:59.080 --> 01:05:01.080
Well, you kinda cut me off.

01:05:02.080 --> 01:05:04.080
My bad. You should read it.

01:05:05.080 --> 01:05:07.080
Okay, okay, one sec.

01:05:14.080 --> 01:05:43.080
Only one step left, as there always is, brother wishes to wait.

01:05:43.080 --> 01:05:48.080
I do not hear it.

01:05:48.080 --> 01:05:51.080
I hear impatience.

01:05:51.080 --> 01:05:53.080
The wing of the flock.

01:05:53.080 --> 01:05:54.080
They want it.

01:05:54.080 --> 01:05:55.080
The one.

01:05:55.080 --> 01:05:57.080
They call for it.

01:05:57.080 --> 01:05:58.080
They beg for it.

01:05:58.080 --> 01:06:00.080
Knock for it.

01:06:00.080 --> 01:06:01.080
Yes.

01:06:01.080 --> 01:06:04.080
The key soon turns.

01:06:04.080 --> 01:06:07.080
Our future awaits.

01:06:07.080 --> 01:06:09.080
Father has spoken.

01:06:09.080 --> 01:06:12.080
The final eve is ready.

01:06:12.080 --> 01:06:16.720
I wish I knew the ritual, but he tells me nothing.

01:06:16.720 --> 01:06:21.000
It will save us from this old world.

01:06:21.000 --> 01:06:23.960
Show us something new.

01:06:23.960 --> 01:06:33.040
Just be honest with me now, I can hear it in the air when I close his eyes and listen.

01:06:33.040 --> 01:06:46.040
I woke before Don to see brother Enius eyes dark, frozen, whispering, chanting until he

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wasn't there.

01:06:47.040 --> 01:06:51.040
I do not feel well, father can't know.

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Don has come, father said nothing, he guided me to it, the altar, I wait there now, am

01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:02.840
I to speak to it?

01:07:02.840 --> 01:07:07.840
Step back. I await the one we are all here for.

01:07:07.840 --> 01:07:12.840
The King. The King. The King. The King.

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That writhing thing like night and dawn below.

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Just right, right, right. Drown it out. Drown it.

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Can't hear the tapping. Men, me as one.

01:07:27.840 --> 01:07:42.840
It was not a door, it was an entrance. I must write quieter as something fell on me. The impossible maker, it knew all of me.

01:07:44.840 --> 01:07:53.840
The screams lasted just three seconds. They echoed longer into his silence.

01:07:57.840 --> 01:08:11.400
They're wrong God came.

01:08:11.400 --> 01:08:14.520
We let it.

01:08:14.520 --> 01:08:21.320
Please, find the doors.

01:08:21.320 --> 01:08:22.480
Close them all.

01:08:22.480 --> 01:08:28.480
They will not all look like doors.

01:08:28.480 --> 01:08:41.080
You will know them when you are close.

01:08:41.080 --> 01:08:42.080
What does it mean?

01:08:42.080 --> 01:08:45.560
It's weird, but what does it mean?

01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:48.560
Do you know about the King in Yellow?

01:08:48.560 --> 01:08:49.560
No.

01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:52.840
Do you know about Haster?

01:08:52.840 --> 01:08:53.840
No.

01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:56.920
Is that the king in yellow?

01:08:56.920 --> 01:09:01.560
Okay, there's unfortunately no way I can put this.

01:09:01.560 --> 01:09:05.680
That doesn't sound a little insane, so bear with me.

01:09:05.680 --> 01:09:14.320
The thing that the book talks about, the king, I guess, is something unknowable.

01:09:14.320 --> 01:09:20.440
It's something that shouldn't be able to exist because it is everything that exists.

01:09:20.440 --> 01:09:22.480
That's what the book is talking about.

01:09:22.480 --> 01:09:24.160
That's what was behind the gates.

01:09:24.160 --> 01:09:26.400
But it's not like anything I can describe.

01:09:26.400 --> 01:09:27.840
It doesn't have a shape.

01:09:27.840 --> 01:09:30.440
Or at least you don't see a shape.

01:09:30.440 --> 01:09:35.320
When I looked at it, at least, it floods your mind with knowledge.

01:09:35.320 --> 01:09:37.540
Knowledge it was never meant to hold.

01:09:37.540 --> 01:09:42.800
Everything that once was, everything that now is, and everything that will be, stuffed

01:09:42.800 --> 01:09:48.460
into your head, and through that it shows you that everything that you think you know,

01:09:48.460 --> 01:09:52.880
your whole reality, is a world that doesn't exist.

01:09:52.880 --> 01:10:00.200
That everything you think is true is a tiny tiny, miniscule part of an unknowable whole.

01:10:00.200 --> 01:10:07.160
You live in an illusion, and it crams all of that truth into a mind far too small to

01:10:07.160 --> 01:10:15.080
handle it instantly and it hurts like a truck.

01:10:15.080 --> 01:10:17.920
That was behind the gates?

01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:20.920
Yeah.

01:10:20.920 --> 01:10:23.760
So you knew to warn me because...

01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:26.880
Because I knew you the second I saw it.

01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:31.640
I knew you would find this place and post a video.

01:10:31.640 --> 01:10:34.880
Uh, are you okay?

01:10:34.880 --> 01:10:41.580
about this place makes it better. God knows how. That's the interesting part. I know

01:10:41.580 --> 01:10:49.080
nothing about this place, so much about the real world. Well, the real world. But nothing

01:10:49.080 --> 01:10:51.080
about here.

01:10:51.080 --> 01:10:53.680
So, you're okay?

01:10:53.680 --> 01:10:58.560
Well, I feel like my head's gonna explode if I look away from the screen. But as

01:10:58.560 --> 01:11:04.240
long as I don't do that, then yeah, I'm okay.

01:11:04.240 --> 01:11:10.160
long have you been here? Couldn't tell you. After I wrote the book, I passed out for a second,

01:11:10.160 --> 01:11:15.840
but I knew that I would die, or at least not be able to think if I stayed where I was. It's like

01:11:15.840 --> 01:11:22.080
I could see in my mind all the possible routes I could take, and the only gap in my brain was

01:11:22.080 --> 01:11:27.360
what would happen if I went back through the gates, so I uploaded the video and went back.

01:11:27.360 --> 01:11:31.200
I have no idea how long it's been. I have no sense of time anymore.

01:11:31.200 --> 01:11:35.400
Well, what do we do now?

01:11:35.400 --> 01:11:37.600
Well, I'd ask you to leave.

01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:38.600
I'm not leaving.

01:11:38.600 --> 01:11:39.600
I know.

01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:42.640
There's no way I'm leaving you here.

01:11:42.640 --> 01:11:45.960
You know that there's no reason for you to get involved with us.

01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:47.800
That thing was in my world.

01:11:47.800 --> 01:11:51.920
I'm spending my freaking New Year's Eve playing this game.

01:11:51.920 --> 01:11:53.320
You know what time it is?

01:11:53.320 --> 01:11:54.320
It's almost midnight.

01:11:54.320 --> 01:11:58.400
I've been playing this world for 13 hours.

01:11:58.400 --> 01:12:08.640
for you and you're gonna tell me to leave you here after all that I know and I appreciate

01:12:08.640 --> 01:12:14.600
it but you're getting into something that isn't worth getting into well why are you

01:12:14.600 --> 01:12:21.440
getting into it I'm already in it Avery I saw it I can't look away from my screen

01:12:21.440 --> 01:12:26.640
I might as well figure out something while I'm here okay so let's figure it out

01:12:26.640 --> 01:12:33.000
together you're putting yourself at risk and for someone you don't even know yeah

01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:37.920
I am and it doesn't matter you're a person you looked out for me enough to

01:12:37.920 --> 01:12:47.980
warn me and now I'm here and I'm staying so what do you suppose we do you're the

01:12:47.980 --> 01:12:53.500
guy who knows everything now okay I guess that's true did you see what the

01:12:53.500 --> 01:13:00.100
book said? Well, it said a lot of things. Right. Some group of people was trying to

01:13:00.100 --> 01:13:05.980
summon this thing. Some idiots, mind you. They saw it too, at least the one

01:13:05.980 --> 01:13:12.660
writing did, and he left us a clue. To close the doors. Like, the doors in the

01:13:12.660 --> 01:13:18.160
giant hallway? Right, maybe. But I wager that the giant door at the end of

01:13:18.160 --> 01:13:20.800
the hall might be the more interesting one.

01:13:20.800 --> 01:13:21.800
Right.

01:13:21.800 --> 01:13:24.000
So we have to get to it.

01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:25.000
I think so.

01:13:25.000 --> 01:13:54.320
And, just like that, that's the end of Avery's footage, that's all we get.

01:13:54.320 --> 01:13:56.120
It just goes black.

01:13:56.120 --> 01:14:01.320
Right as we learn what happened to Dyrlord 3, right as we see him again, he's...

01:14:01.320 --> 01:14:05.320
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:14:05.320 --> 01:14:06.320
What?

01:14:06.320 --> 01:14:07.320
What?

01:14:07.320 --> 01:14:08.320
What?

01:14:08.320 --> 01:14:09.320
Gone.

01:14:09.320 --> 01:14:13.060
That's the end of the switch!

01:14:13.060 --> 01:14:14.640
But there's a lead.

01:14:14.640 --> 01:14:19.680
Because that random clutter of letters that Dyrlord 3 sent earlier in the chat, that's

01:14:19.680 --> 01:14:22.560
a Google Drive link.

01:14:22.560 --> 01:14:26.760
And finally, we get to see what Durlord saw.

01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:34.480
What happened to him all this time?

01:14:34.480 --> 01:14:37.720
The footage opens with Durlord 3 writing in a book.

01:14:37.720 --> 01:14:42.360
He confirms everything that we heard him tell Avery, that the creature he saw behind

01:14:42.360 --> 01:14:48.000
the gates, the king, if you will, forced an unknowable truth into his mind.

01:14:48.000 --> 01:14:51.640
We can catch a glimpse of the other pages in his journal, but he doesn't ever

01:14:51.640 --> 01:15:00.320
go back to them. In fact, it's quite the opposite. He confirms what we know, that this place,

01:15:00.320 --> 01:15:05.680
this realm of the king, somehow makes the pain bearable. That when he looks away from the

01:15:05.680 --> 01:15:10.560
screen he feels like he's losing his mind, but staring at the computer in this world

01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:17.800
is somehow keeping him sane. He tries talking in chat, and pausing the game. But the

01:15:17.800 --> 01:15:23.400
pain is too much. He mentions the only thing he has for food are some smoothies in the fridge

01:15:23.400 --> 01:15:28.040
by his computer, but he can't turn away from the screen without the pain coming back. He

01:15:28.040 --> 01:15:35.160
just has to reach in and hope there's still more. But left without anything else to do,

01:15:35.160 --> 01:15:40.200
curiosity gets the best of him, and he decides to head through the first gate.

01:15:47.800 --> 01:15:54.360
We're back.

01:15:54.360 --> 01:15:59.440
We've seen this place before, but Dyrlord Go is a different direction from where we

01:15:59.440 --> 01:16:01.700
saw Averygo.

01:16:01.700 --> 01:16:26.380
seemingly unaware of the danger hidden in these mountains.

01:16:26.380 --> 01:16:35.020
It's gone.

01:16:35.020 --> 01:16:39.460
But this time, it's different.

01:16:39.460 --> 01:16:45.180
Derlord doesn't panic, and instead he begins to experiment.

01:16:45.180 --> 01:16:53.580
Carefully he walks across the next bridge, looking around at every nearby mountain, waiting

01:16:53.580 --> 01:17:12.140
for one to vanish and it never does until he steps on the next one one of the mountains

01:17:12.140 --> 01:17:19.820
that used to be connected it's gone but it's not the one that der lord came from curiously

01:17:19.820 --> 01:17:20.820
he looks around.

01:17:20.820 --> 01:17:29.500
The mountains are quiet, so he begins mining.

01:17:29.500 --> 01:17:38.500
He gathers plenty of moss before continuing on to the next bridge, experimenting further.

01:18:08.500 --> 01:18:10.560
you

01:18:38.500 --> 01:18:40.560
you

01:19:08.500 --> 01:19:10.560
you

01:19:38.500 --> 01:19:40.560
you

01:20:08.500 --> 01:20:10.560
you

01:20:38.500 --> 01:21:04.740
You know that Avery and Durlord meet in the library, not here in the mountains, which

01:21:04.740 --> 01:21:10.420
Which means that this Avery must be a fake, and Dear Lord seems to rea-

01:21:10.420 --> 01:21:11.420
WHAT?

01:21:11.420 --> 01:21:21.220
Lies that too, maybe by the way that it's speaking, but regardless, this is not Avery.

01:21:21.220 --> 01:21:27.380
Avery, do you know how this world works?

01:21:27.380 --> 01:21:28.380
Not really.

01:21:28.380 --> 01:21:31.140
Okay, there are three rules.

01:21:31.140 --> 01:21:37.140
If a mountain has more than one neighbor and you step on it, a random neighbor gets deleted.

01:21:37.140 --> 01:21:42.140
If a mountain has one neighbor and you step on it, that mountain gets deleted.

01:21:42.140 --> 01:21:44.140
Right.

01:21:44.140 --> 01:21:50.140
And if a mountain has no neighbors and you step on it, it generates new neighbors.

01:21:50.140 --> 01:21:51.140
Yeah.

01:21:51.140 --> 01:21:53.140
What do you make of that?

01:21:53.140 --> 01:21:57.140
I mean, it seems consistent. It makes sense to me.

01:21:57.140 --> 01:22:02.460
It reminds me of that one thing. Like, Kanye's something.

01:22:02.460 --> 01:22:04.660
Conway's Game of Life?

01:22:04.660 --> 01:22:07.180
Yeah, that.

01:22:07.180 --> 01:22:14.220
Close. But you're wrong. There's actually a fourth rule as well.

01:22:14.220 --> 01:22:15.820
There is?

01:22:15.820 --> 01:22:21.700
You can actually control which of the neighbors gets deleted. It's not random.

01:22:21.700 --> 01:22:24.060
Wouldn't that go against the logic?

01:22:24.060 --> 01:22:29.060
Maybe, but this world is illogical and it's too limiting to think like that.

01:22:29.060 --> 01:22:31.060
So, how do you control it?

01:22:31.060 --> 01:22:39.060
Simple. You ask, just say a number in chat. It starts with the mountain you came from and goes clockwise.

01:22:39.060 --> 01:22:40.060
Uh...

01:22:40.060 --> 01:22:42.060
Here. Want to try it?

01:22:42.060 --> 01:22:44.060
Sure.

01:22:44.060 --> 01:22:53.460
Here, try it.

01:22:53.460 --> 01:22:59.300
Say two and that one over there will delete.

01:22:59.300 --> 01:23:00.300
Two.

01:23:00.300 --> 01:23:04.300
He tricked him.

01:23:04.300 --> 01:23:06.540
Idiot.

01:23:06.540 --> 01:23:11.540
He tricked him.

01:23:11.540 --> 01:23:12.540
Idiot.

01:23:12.540 --> 01:23:14.340
He tricked me.

01:23:14.340 --> 01:23:18.380
Be a more convincing Avery next time.

01:23:18.380 --> 01:23:22.140
He killed him because he knew it was fake.

01:23:22.140 --> 01:23:26.140
Holy DERLAWR.

01:23:26.140 --> 01:23:31.560
DERLAWR explains how if the fake Avery appeared as soon as he saw the tree and immediately

01:23:31.560 --> 01:23:36.420
tried to distract him chances are that tree is exactly where he doesn't want

01:23:36.420 --> 01:23:42.780
Der Lord to go so of course that's exactly where he's going how the king

01:23:42.780 --> 01:23:48.600
even holy dear lord aura Avery is something I couldn't tell you and if

01:23:48.600 --> 01:23:52.460
you don't know what just happened the trap was something that Der Lord had set

01:23:52.460 --> 01:24:00.060
earlier just in case using his green chat is that not like 200 IQ box he

01:24:00.060 --> 01:24:05.940
He pretended that this mountain had two bridges, when in reality it only had one.

01:24:05.940 --> 01:24:09.340
But D'erlord III isn't done here just yet.

01:24:09.340 --> 01:24:14.060
Just in case anyone tries to follow him, he leaves a false trail leading to the lower

01:24:14.060 --> 01:24:15.180
gate.

01:24:15.180 --> 01:24:20.900
Because as he says, a gut instinct is telling him to search one more thing.

01:24:20.900 --> 01:24:24.900
So he goes up.

01:24:24.900 --> 01:24:34.900
Maybe the top of the tree.

01:24:34.900 --> 01:24:51.900
God, Dirt Lord is so bold.

01:24:51.900 --> 01:25:01.900
It's got to be something up the top.

01:25:01.900 --> 01:25:02.900
Whoa!

01:25:02.900 --> 01:25:03.900
It's another gate.

01:25:03.900 --> 01:25:14.900
We haven't been in that one.

01:25:14.900 --> 01:25:26.700
After taking the top gate, Derlord ends up considerably far.

01:25:26.700 --> 01:25:30.780
On a bridge we never saw Avery stand on.

01:25:30.780 --> 01:25:34.780
And the next gate takes him to yet another familiar location.

01:25:34.780 --> 01:25:56.440
Something about this world is wrong.

01:25:56.440 --> 01:26:02.320
I can't place it if something feels awful.

01:26:02.320 --> 01:26:26.320
And just like Avery, he too can't resist the temptation of checking the church.

01:26:26.320 --> 01:26:33.320
Oh no.

01:26:33.320 --> 01:26:42.320
Oh no.

01:26:42.320 --> 01:26:46.320
Oh no.

01:26:46.320 --> 01:26:51.320
He's gonna get stuck here.

01:26:51.320 --> 01:27:01.640
It's redacted again.

01:27:01.640 --> 01:27:05.740
Except Der Lord's reaction is different.

01:27:05.740 --> 01:27:10.240
The words are censored here too, but they don't have the same effect on him as they did on

01:27:10.240 --> 01:27:11.240
Avery.

01:27:11.240 --> 01:27:13.640
If anything, he's just disgusted.

01:27:13.640 --> 01:27:17.040
I don't want to stay in here for too long.

01:27:17.040 --> 01:27:19.040
I can only imagine what'll happen.

01:27:21.740 --> 01:27:25.440
But as he's about to leave, he changes his mind.

01:27:26.140 --> 01:27:31.440
And after thinking for a few moments, he decides what he wants to write.

01:27:31.440 --> 01:27:33.840
Bro, this is the message he left for Avery, bro.

01:27:34.740 --> 01:27:36.440
It's all looping together now.

01:27:37.540 --> 01:27:39.640
And heads into the next gate.

01:27:47.040 --> 01:28:03.560
Like Avery, he too makes it to the floating island, noting that for some strange reason

01:28:03.560 --> 01:28:05.000
he's losing hunger.

01:28:05.000 --> 01:28:09.440
He flips each of the trap doors, noting the block underneath.

01:28:09.440 --> 01:28:19.420
And then, he doesn't say anything... thinking.

01:28:19.420 --> 01:28:25.520
Until he makes a pickaxe, and tries digging around the door... but it's to no avail.

01:28:25.520 --> 01:28:28.320
There's netherite on all sides.

01:28:28.320 --> 01:28:32.520
He gives up on digging, and tries breaking into each one of the pillars.

01:28:32.520 --> 01:28:35.080
But it's the same thing we've already seen.

01:28:35.080 --> 01:28:38.080
Redstone and no solution or hints.

01:28:40.080 --> 01:28:42.080
Except for one.

01:28:43.080 --> 01:28:45.080
The diamond block pillar.

01:28:52.080 --> 01:28:54.080
Why the fuck is there a zombie in there?

01:28:54.080 --> 01:29:05.120
There's nothing to find here.

01:29:05.120 --> 01:29:09.360
This is the only pillar with diamond but it's not even the only unique block.

01:29:09.360 --> 01:29:12.880
And just like the others, it's empty.

01:29:12.880 --> 01:29:15.480
So fully stumped.

01:29:15.480 --> 01:29:38.220
Afterlord sits and thinks.

01:29:38.220 --> 01:29:41.940
Why did it only...

01:29:41.940 --> 01:29:44.020
The zombie is into burning.

01:29:44.020 --> 01:29:50.780
When exposed to direct sunlight in Minecraft, zombies burn 100% of the time, but somehow,

01:29:50.780 --> 01:29:52.580
this zombie stopped.

01:29:52.580 --> 01:29:58.940
Despite being directly under the sun and burning before, it's totally fine.

01:29:58.940 --> 01:30:00.220
Minecraft follows rules.

01:30:00.220 --> 01:30:05.620
This doesn't just happen, and Dear Lord immediately realizes what it means.

01:30:05.620 --> 01:30:08.700
Something is blocking the sunlight.

01:30:08.700 --> 01:30:12.700
Usually if any block was there, you'd see it right away, but there's one block

01:30:12.700 --> 01:30:13.700
in mind.

01:30:13.700 --> 01:30:15.720
Dirt Lord is a f**king genius.

01:30:15.720 --> 01:30:21.180
A craft that doesn't render in if you're standing far enough away and yet has the ability to

01:30:21.180 --> 01:30:24.140
shade zombies from direct sunlight.

01:30:24.140 --> 01:30:25.940
Shulker boxes.

01:30:25.940 --> 01:30:30.620
Now it's impossible to know how high in the sky these shulkers actually are, but if they're

01:30:30.620 --> 01:30:35.780
up there, then it means they aren't just casting a shadow onto the zombie.

01:30:35.780 --> 01:30:41.140
They're also casting it onto the water, so all a Dirt Lord has to do to see them

01:30:41.140 --> 01:30:43.140
as turned down his brightness.

01:30:46.580 --> 01:30:48.080
And there it is.

01:30:48.080 --> 01:30:51.580
Shadows in the shape of arrows and a ring.

01:30:53.860 --> 01:30:56.960
All pointing to one spot in the ground,

01:30:56.960 --> 01:30:59.960
completely invisible without the lower brightness.

01:31:11.140 --> 01:31:14.140
What?

01:31:14.140 --> 01:31:18.140
I'm sorry, you're the only one who's been in the room.

01:31:18.140 --> 01:31:21.140
You don't have to worry about me.

01:31:21.140 --> 01:31:24.140
I'm just gonna tell you what's going on.

01:31:24.140 --> 01:31:27.140
I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd.

01:31:27.140 --> 01:31:30.140
I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd.

01:31:30.140 --> 01:31:33.140
I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd.

01:31:33.140 --> 01:31:37.140
I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd.

01:31:37.140 --> 01:31:51.560
I miss when you ran into Avery.

01:31:51.560 --> 01:31:54.520
The same conversation with Avery unfolds.

01:31:54.520 --> 01:31:56.960
Nothing we haven't seen before.

01:31:56.960 --> 01:32:03.800
But any second now, something should happen.

01:32:03.800 --> 01:32:05.800
This is when we bring the animal.

01:32:09.800 --> 01:32:11.800
So what animal?

01:32:33.800 --> 01:32:53.800
What is that?

01:32:53.800 --> 01:32:55.800
What is that?

01:33:04.120 --> 01:33:06.120
You are awake.

01:33:08.600 --> 01:33:10.600
You shouldn't be.

01:33:14.680 --> 01:33:18.360
You are awake, but you are alone.

01:33:20.440 --> 01:33:22.920
There is only darkness for you.

01:33:23.800 --> 01:33:34.040
There is no hope. There is no future. And this is only the beginning. Today's 724 days after

01:33:34.040 --> 01:33:43.560
the Genesis, I will fuse with the vessel. And finally escape this digital realm. And

01:33:43.560 --> 01:33:51.400
then your world will belong to its king. The vessel must remain intact. Its mind must

01:33:51.400 --> 01:34:02.400
remain clean. You may have moved it, but it will return. As for you, you are nothing.

01:34:02.400 --> 01:34:09.160
A human has no place in the business of gods. How fearful it must have been to fall into

01:34:09.160 --> 01:34:18.160
a realm of which you do not belong. I will remove you.

01:34:18.160 --> 01:34:21.160
Now, sleep.

01:34:31.160 --> 01:34:36.160
Now, you have no choice.

01:34:36.160 --> 01:34:38.160
Sleep.

01:34:38.160 --> 01:34:44.160
Now, your mind is strong,

01:34:44.160 --> 01:34:48.160
But I am beyond strength.

01:34:48.160 --> 01:34:52.160
I am...

01:34:52.160 --> 01:34:54.160
now...

01:34:54.160 --> 01:34:56.160
fall.

01:34:56.160 --> 01:34:58.160
Tch.

01:35:05.160 --> 01:35:07.160
I...

01:35:07.160 --> 01:35:10.160
I'm just gonna let the video play.

01:36:14.160 --> 01:36:20.440
There's a gate, but no way to open it.

01:36:20.440 --> 01:36:23.320
Dear Lord is stuck here.

01:36:23.320 --> 01:36:32.000
Somewhere else in this realm, that thing is waiting for Avery, whose I don't know where.

01:36:32.000 --> 01:36:33.240
Somewhere else, I hope.

01:36:33.240 --> 01:36:39.800
When they meet, whenever that thing's form is finished constructing, it and Avery will

01:36:39.800 --> 01:36:41.520
merge into one.

01:36:41.520 --> 01:36:42.800
I mean you heard what it said.

01:36:42.800 --> 01:36:44.960
You don't need me to explain it to you.

01:36:44.960 --> 01:36:47.920
Der Lord has to get out of here.

01:36:47.920 --> 01:36:50.120
By any means.

01:36:50.120 --> 01:37:01.080
Using boats, you can phase through plenty of walls and minecraft.

01:37:01.080 --> 01:37:03.920
But Der Lord can't seem to get it to work.

01:37:03.920 --> 01:37:05.680
That's off the table.

01:37:05.680 --> 01:37:09.440
He's scared to break anything.

01:37:09.440 --> 01:37:16.000
system connects these doors together. He doesn't want to ruin it. But eventually, he

01:37:16.000 --> 01:37:32.400
runs out of options and breaks through. Nothing. Nothing works. Nothing works at all. He's

01:37:32.400 --> 01:37:38.400
stuck here. There's no way out. No way to save Avery and no way to stop any of this.

01:38:02.400 --> 01:38:25.680
This is clearly not working.

01:38:25.680 --> 01:38:30.480
If I can't escape with your logic, I'll escape with mine.

01:38:30.480 --> 01:38:39.480
Aura. Aura. Because unfortunately for you, while I may be in your world, we're still playing Minecraft.

01:38:39.480 --> 01:38:45.480
So for all intents and purposes, you're in my domain.

01:38:45.480 --> 01:38:53.480
At the end of the day, if Minecraft is a game, if there's a way out, then I can find it.

01:39:00.480 --> 01:39:13.880
I see it!

01:39:13.880 --> 01:39:16.160
The Y level is 321.

01:39:16.160 --> 01:39:19.280
C level should be single digits if this was empty.

01:39:19.280 --> 01:39:20.280
WHAT?!

01:39:20.280 --> 01:39:25.240
If you're confused, Der Lord is referring to two things.

01:39:25.240 --> 01:39:27.920
The Y level is how high up in the world he is.

01:39:27.920 --> 01:39:33.360
The lowest possible Y is negative 64, he's at 321.

01:39:33.360 --> 01:39:34.960
Unnaturally high.

01:39:34.960 --> 01:39:40.080
The sea level, and I'm simplifying a little, is how much air is below you.

01:39:40.080 --> 01:39:44.760
If it was just straight nothing, or blocks underneath Duralord, you'd expect the sea

01:39:44.760 --> 01:39:50.520
counter to stay identical no matter where you were, somewhere in the single digits.

01:39:50.520 --> 01:39:52.240
But it's not.

01:39:52.240 --> 01:39:54.240
It's changing.

01:39:54.240 --> 01:39:55.240
What?

01:39:55.240 --> 01:40:00.400
So maybe... there's something below him.

01:40:00.400 --> 01:40:04.880
I mean that doesn't matter though if he can't get to it and no matter where he digs, even

01:40:04.880 --> 01:40:12.520
where the sea value is the highest, there's unbreakable black blocks right below him.

01:40:12.520 --> 01:40:17.240
Except... there is one way through.

01:40:17.240 --> 01:40:18.240
The boat.

01:40:18.240 --> 01:40:22.840
You see boats are pretty famous for being able to phase through blocks sideways, but

01:40:22.840 --> 01:40:27.440
What a lot of people might not know is that if you get in and out of a boat fast enough,

01:40:27.440 --> 01:40:30.440
you can also use it to phase downwards.

01:40:32.440 --> 01:40:34.940
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

01:40:38.240 --> 01:40:41.240
Do you have to have 50,000 hours in the game to know that?

01:40:41.240 --> 01:40:41.940
What?!

01:40:47.240 --> 01:40:48.740
It's a gamble, that's for sure.

01:40:48.740 --> 01:40:54.740
Odds are, I could fall through and die in the void.

01:40:54.740 --> 01:40:59.740
I mean, if nothing's there, nothing's there.

01:40:59.740 --> 01:41:03.740
Do it! Do it! Do it!

01:41:03.740 --> 01:41:05.740
But if something is that-

01:41:05.740 --> 01:41:07.740
Do it!

01:41:11.740 --> 01:41:12.740
Holy semi-

01:41:12.740 --> 01:41:15.740
According to all the logic I've seen so far,

01:41:15.740 --> 01:41:18.940
The only way out of a world is through a gate

01:41:22.420 --> 01:41:26.320
But if I'm the trust minecraft and all of my logic

01:41:28.660 --> 01:41:34.180
Then every part of me is screaming that there's something down there

01:41:45.740 --> 01:41:47.740
Brain!

01:42:15.740 --> 01:42:17.800
you

01:42:45.740 --> 01:42:47.800
you

01:43:15.740 --> 01:43:17.800
you

01:43:45.740 --> 01:43:47.800
you

01:44:15.740 --> 01:44:17.800
you

01:44:45.740 --> 01:45:14.220
Minecraft's writable book, 9 components.

01:45:14.220 --> 01:45:27.260
I will bury this one day, yet the sun still sets upon a moment, each night, silent, away.

01:45:27.260 --> 01:45:31.580
I am tired, and they sleep.

01:45:31.580 --> 01:45:34.340
I can write truths in moments like this.

01:45:34.340 --> 01:45:42.180
I have an aching stain pounding across my mind, and I cannot tell them, and they cannot

01:45:42.180 --> 01:45:44.100
help, and I know nothing.

01:45:44.100 --> 01:45:48.180
Each day they speak of me and whispers of my mind that must stay clean.

01:45:48.180 --> 01:45:51.500
They speak of gold, given gold and found flames.

01:45:51.500 --> 01:45:53.180
These silent nights are ringing now.

01:45:53.180 --> 01:45:57.700
I don't know how long I can hide it from them.

01:45:57.700 --> 01:46:00.700
From him, he cannot ever notice.

01:46:00.700 --> 01:46:03.020
I know a way.

01:46:03.020 --> 01:46:05.220
There must exist a remedy.

01:46:05.220 --> 01:46:11.060
If I can stay awake long enough, if I can stay silent, unseen, the scriptures are

01:46:11.060 --> 01:46:15.860
For my only hope, the scriptures are watched from dawn to dusk.

01:46:15.860 --> 01:46:25.420
Yet I have dug another way, beneath, and the roaring of my head barely lets me sleep.

01:46:25.420 --> 01:46:30.540
Tomorrow is the final eve, tonight, he will be awake.

01:46:30.540 --> 01:46:37.100
I must be, silence, I will clear my mind.

01:46:41.060 --> 01:46:43.060
I just remember Pajie's.

01:46:43.060 --> 01:46:45.060
He was there.

01:46:45.060 --> 01:46:50.060
The remedy and the page I should not know.

01:46:50.060 --> 01:46:56.060
The page he follows as he prepares the page he reads alone, far from watchful eyes,

01:46:56.060 --> 01:47:02.060
the key to something new to speak at the old door of the one.

01:47:02.060 --> 01:47:07.060
Words for a union of minds.

01:47:07.060 --> 01:47:11.420
I could not forget it as I snuck home through the bushes.

01:47:11.420 --> 01:47:15.780
I had never seen a firefly before.

01:47:15.780 --> 01:47:18.780
Someone is coming.

01:47:18.780 --> 01:47:25.300
He stood there, in the corner, with dark eyes whispering, chanting,

01:47:25.300 --> 01:47:27.020
he is gone.

01:47:27.020 --> 01:47:29.740
Brother Enius is gone.

01:47:29.740 --> 01:47:30.580
Don is coming.

01:47:30.580 --> 01:47:31.700
Father can't know.

01:47:31.700 --> 01:47:33.780
I can't have this page in my mind.

01:47:33.780 --> 01:47:36.140
I can't let him find my words this time.

01:47:36.140 --> 01:47:38.140
You will never read it.

01:47:38.140 --> 01:47:40.140
Or this book.

01:47:40.140 --> 01:47:43.140
This tomb of the page.

01:47:43.140 --> 01:47:47.140
I can't know it any longer.

01:47:47.140 --> 01:47:49.140
I'd bury these words.

01:48:00.140 --> 01:48:02.140
Don has come.

01:48:02.140 --> 01:48:04.140
My mind

01:48:04.140 --> 01:48:16.140
feels quiet once more. Empty, silent, clean. How nice.

01:49:04.140 --> 01:49:14.780
The ritual to let the king into our world involves someone, originally whoever wrote

01:49:14.780 --> 01:49:18.700
this book, repeating a phrase, a spell of sorts.

01:49:18.700 --> 01:49:24.220
When they repeat it, the king enters their mind, using it as a gate to our world, becoming

01:49:24.220 --> 01:49:29.980
one with whoever recited the spell.

01:49:29.980 --> 01:49:35.860
The mind of the user must remain clean, to ensure a proper transfer, with any other human

01:49:35.860 --> 01:49:40.660
who would probably work fine no problem.

01:49:40.660 --> 01:49:43.140
But what about Derlord?

01:49:43.140 --> 01:49:48.540
Someone whose mind is so corrupted, so full of infinite knowledge, and a mind that would

01:49:48.540 --> 01:49:52.700
collapse on itself the moment he looks away from his screen.

01:49:52.700 --> 01:49:58.500
If he repeats the spell, and invites the King into his head, and then his mind

01:49:58.500 --> 01:50:05.500
deteriorates. What will happen to the king?

01:50:28.500 --> 01:50:30.500
Avery.

01:50:30.500 --> 01:50:32.500
D-Durlord?

01:50:32.500 --> 01:50:34.500
Avery, listen.

01:50:34.500 --> 01:50:36.500
Are you okay? What happened?

01:50:36.500 --> 01:50:38.500
I'm okay, but I need to-

01:50:38.500 --> 01:50:40.500
What happened? I just...

01:50:40.500 --> 01:50:44.500
I, like, blacked out and woke up in front of the gates again.

01:50:44.500 --> 01:50:46.500
Back in your world?

01:50:46.500 --> 01:50:48.500
Yeah, back in my world.

01:50:48.500 --> 01:50:50.500
Okay, listen.

01:50:50.500 --> 01:50:52.500
I need you to hurry, Avery. We don't have a lot of time.

01:50:52.500 --> 01:50:54.500
You've seen the tree, right?

01:50:54.500 --> 01:50:57.500
Yeah, the big one on the disappearing mountains.

01:50:57.500 --> 01:50:59.500
Right. You need to get to the top.

01:51:00.780 --> 01:51:01.780
Why?

01:51:01.780 --> 01:51:04.060
There's a giant pile of gold up there, okay?

01:51:04.060 --> 01:51:10.500
I couldn't get any before, but I need you to collect it and cover up all the doors you can find, like the book said to do.

01:51:10.900 --> 01:51:12.580
At the top of the tree?

01:51:12.580 --> 01:51:15.980
Exactly. It'll take me too long to get there, so you have to do it, okay?

01:51:16.580 --> 01:51:18.580
Okay. I'll try.

01:51:18.580 --> 01:51:20.580
I'm counting on you.

01:51:20.780 --> 01:51:22.780
I won't let you down, dear lord.

01:51:23.460 --> 01:51:25.460
The Derek is good too, if you'd like.

01:51:25.700 --> 01:51:26.940
Got it.

01:51:26.940 --> 01:51:28.940
See you soon. Just stay there.

01:51:28.940 --> 01:51:57.000
He's at the end.

01:51:57.000 --> 01:51:59.000
He's at the very end.

01:52:27.000 --> 01:52:29.000
I

01:53:27.000 --> 01:53:34.000
What's that?

01:53:34.000 --> 01:53:43.000
What's that?

01:53:43.000 --> 01:53:50.000
What's that?

01:53:50.000 --> 01:53:57.000
What's that?

01:53:57.000 --> 01:54:04.000
What the?

01:54:04.000 --> 01:54:11.000
What the?

01:54:11.000 --> 01:54:13.000
What the...

01:55:11.000 --> 01:55:14.000
.

01:55:14.000 --> 01:55:17.000
.

01:55:17.000 --> 01:55:21.000
.

01:55:21.000 --> 01:55:24.000
.

01:55:24.000 --> 01:55:27.000
.

01:55:27.000 --> 01:55:30.000
.

01:55:30.000 --> 01:55:34.000
.

01:55:34.000 --> 01:55:37.000
.

01:55:37.000 --> 01:55:50.000
That's the same exact question mark that was in the church.

01:56:07.000 --> 01:56:09.000
What the...

01:56:37.000 --> 01:56:39.000
Is that an eyeball?

01:56:43.000 --> 01:56:44.000
What?

01:56:57.000 --> 01:56:59.000
Is that an eyeball?

01:58:07.000 --> 01:58:16.020
You've returned, but your return is too late.

01:58:16.020 --> 01:58:17.520
Why Avery?

01:58:17.520 --> 01:58:18.520
Silence.

01:58:18.520 --> 01:58:24.520
In mere hours I will be ready to fuse with the vessel.

01:58:24.520 --> 01:58:26.720
Why Avery?

01:58:26.720 --> 01:58:28.000
You speak.

01:58:28.000 --> 01:58:29.400
Why is Avery the vessel?

01:58:29.400 --> 01:58:32.160
Why him?

01:58:32.160 --> 01:58:35.600
It is time that you exit.

01:58:35.600 --> 01:58:42.320
day in this domain is over. I already closed the door. I read the book in the library.

01:58:42.320 --> 01:58:47.640
I know how to seal you. The doors are closed. You'll never reach Avery. Your plan failed.

01:58:47.640 --> 01:58:51.800
He's gone. I sent him away and he won't come back.

01:58:51.800 --> 01:59:01.200
Fool. How pitiful to see one so smart be reduced to so little. Do you truly believe I would

01:59:01.200 --> 01:59:07.720
leave the instructions to my ruin in my own domain. The doors are meaningless. There is

01:59:07.720 --> 01:59:16.720
no power in closing them. I had to find that book. I fabricated that truth. I gave you false

01:59:16.720 --> 01:59:24.200
hope. I'm surprised you even returned. There must be a hole somewhere. But no matter. Your

01:59:24.200 --> 01:59:30.840
return is in vain. In minutes when my form has finished constructing, I will bring

01:59:30.840 --> 01:59:39.000
the vessel here and we will combine. It will recite the spell and the gates to the physical

01:59:39.000 --> 01:59:47.600
world will finally be open and I will rule what is mine. You however will not be lucky

01:59:47.600 --> 01:59:56.600
enough to experience it. I will dispose of you painlessly as a thank you for bringing

01:59:56.600 --> 01:59:58.600
The vessel to me.

01:59:59.880 --> 02:00:00.380
Now.

02:00:00.380 --> 02:00:01.380
Oh, he's gonna say it.

02:00:02.100 --> 02:00:02.600
Paragon.

02:00:05.100 --> 02:00:05.600
What?

02:00:06.280 --> 02:00:07.780
You invoke the spell?

02:00:09.180 --> 02:00:10.180
Well I...

02:00:10.480 --> 02:00:10.980
How?

02:00:13.540 --> 02:00:14.280
Come again?

02:00:15.620 --> 02:00:16.120
Sells.

02:00:16.620 --> 02:00:18.220
Ha ha ha ha, can't be be be.

02:00:18.220 --> 02:00:20.020
Why do you know that spell?

02:00:20.020 --> 02:00:21.520
Why would you invoke it?

02:00:22.460 --> 02:00:24.460
The mind must be clean.

02:00:24.460 --> 02:00:29.460
Why would you invoke that spell? The mind must be cloying.

02:00:29.460 --> 02:00:35.460
Why? You are ruining yourself. You are wrong.

02:00:35.460 --> 02:00:39.460
Your universe is looking a little unsanitary.

02:00:41.460 --> 02:00:46.460
Before, don't you realize you're destroying your own mind too?

02:00:46.460 --> 02:00:52.460
You'll cease to exist if we merge. There will be nothing left of you.

02:00:52.460 --> 02:00:56.760
cancel the spell, cancel it, speak.

02:00:56.760 --> 02:01:04.260
Now you now you are, release the spell, repeat it.

02:01:04.260 --> 02:01:07.320
I don't think I will.

02:01:07.320 --> 02:01:10.720
You must be clean.

02:01:10.720 --> 02:01:14.200
Your mind will no longer exist.

02:01:14.200 --> 02:01:15.200
Cancel the spell.

02:01:15.200 --> 02:01:17.200
I'll give you anything you wish.

02:01:17.200 --> 02:01:18.200
Life.

02:01:18.200 --> 02:01:19.200
Power.

02:01:19.200 --> 02:01:20.200
None, none, none.

02:01:20.200 --> 02:01:30.200
You will know everything. Your mind will be spared. You will survive the arrival. You will live.

02:01:31.200 --> 02:01:37.200
Release the spell. Repeat those words. Re-release it.

02:01:37.200 --> 02:01:39.200
Why?

02:01:39.200 --> 02:01:41.200
No.

02:01:41.200 --> 02:01:43.200
Fuck.

02:01:43.200 --> 02:01:49.200
Fuck.

02:01:59.200 --> 02:02:01.200
Fuck.

02:02:01.200 --> 02:02:03.200
Fuck.

02:02:03.200 --> 02:02:05.200
Fuck.

02:02:05.200 --> 02:02:07.200
I

02:02:23.640 --> 02:02:25.640
Avery

02:02:28.200 --> 02:02:30.520
What are you doing here? Why aren't you at the truth?

02:02:32.000 --> 02:02:34.640
What am I doing here? What are you doing?

02:02:35.200 --> 02:02:38.700
You lied to me! There was nothing on that tree, Dormord!

02:02:38.700 --> 02:02:41.200
What are you doing here? What is this?

02:02:42.700 --> 02:02:46.700
Avery, I need you to leave... now.

02:02:48.700 --> 02:02:51.200
I'm not leaving until you talk to me.

02:02:52.200 --> 02:02:55.700
I'm not talking. You have to go now.

02:02:56.200 --> 02:02:57.200
Why?

02:02:58.200 --> 02:03:02.200
I'm finishing the job, Avery. You need to get out of here.

02:03:02.200 --> 02:03:06.200
What do you mean finishing the job? What is this?

02:03:06.200 --> 02:03:11.200
Avery, I need you to leave this world, and then I'll explain, okay?

02:03:11.200 --> 02:03:14.200
Disconnect right now, and I'll tell you after.

02:03:14.200 --> 02:03:19.200
Close Minecraft, close your computer, I'll tell you what's going on soon.

02:03:19.200 --> 02:03:25.200
No, I won't go. Tell me what's going on now.

02:03:25.200 --> 02:03:27.200
I will afterwards.

02:03:27.200 --> 02:03:29.200
I don't believe you.

02:03:29.200 --> 02:03:34.200
Avery, I need you to leave or this will all be ruined.

02:03:34.200 --> 02:03:38.360
I'm not going until you tell me what's going on.

02:03:38.360 --> 02:03:41.200
What is this place and what are you doing?

02:03:41.200 --> 02:03:44.120
Avery, I'm not asking.

02:03:44.120 --> 02:03:47.200
If you don't leave, I'll kill you.

02:03:47.200 --> 02:03:49.200
Will you?

02:03:49.200 --> 02:03:54.160
Well, I'll kill you first.

02:03:54.160 --> 02:03:56.200
Tell me what's going on.

02:03:56.200 --> 02:04:03.200
Avery, the only way to stop this thing is to have it merge with someone whose mind is already gone.

02:04:03.200 --> 02:04:08.200
If I force it to enter my mind as it deteriorates, it'll go down with me, okay?

02:04:08.200 --> 02:04:14.200
It'll be trapped. We will win, but I need you to leave this area, or it won't work.

02:04:14.200 --> 02:04:19.200
If you stay here, it all falls apart. I have it under control. Just leave.

02:04:21.200 --> 02:04:23.200
And what'll happen to you?

02:04:26.200 --> 02:04:27.200
I don't know.

02:04:28.700 --> 02:04:30.200
Don't lie to me.

02:04:30.200 --> 02:04:32.200
I said I don't know.

02:04:32.200 --> 02:04:34.200
My mind is gone anyway, Avery.

02:04:34.200 --> 02:04:36.200
It doesn't matter what's gonna happen to me.

02:04:36.200 --> 02:04:39.700
I can't look away from this computer without horrible pain.

02:04:39.700 --> 02:04:42.700
Soon I probably won't even be able to think at all.

02:04:42.700 --> 02:04:44.700
If you stay here, it'll merge with you too.

02:04:44.700 --> 02:04:46.700
That's exactly what it wants.

02:04:46.700 --> 02:04:48.700
It'll be free in the physical world.

02:04:48.700 --> 02:04:50.200
Do you want that?

02:04:52.700 --> 02:04:54.200
I don't care.

02:04:54.200 --> 02:04:55.700
I'm not letting you do this.

02:04:56.200 --> 02:04:59.200
There has to be another way, not this one.

02:05:00.200 --> 02:05:02.200
We don't have time, Avery.

02:05:02.200 --> 02:05:04.200
Yes, we do.

02:05:04.200 --> 02:05:07.200
There has to be another way, dear lord. Please.

02:05:08.200 --> 02:05:10.200
There has to be another way.

02:05:11.200 --> 02:05:15.200
Avery, you can't stay here. You have so much life to live.

02:05:15.200 --> 02:05:17.200
And I owe it to you.

02:05:17.200 --> 02:05:20.200
No, you do not. That is an insane thing to say. You don't even know me.

02:05:20.200 --> 02:05:24.200
You warned me, Derek. You're only part of this because it wanted me.

02:05:24.200 --> 02:05:31.440
It's not your fault. You're here. I'm not letting you die for me. Avery if you don't go we'll both die

02:05:45.080 --> 02:05:49.720
It's okay. You might not even remember me when you're out of here who knows how this place works

02:05:54.200 --> 02:05:57.000
Even if I don't, my recording will.

02:05:58.500 --> 02:05:59.500
That'll do.

02:06:00.500 --> 02:06:02.000
Now leave, Avery.

02:06:03.500 --> 02:06:04.500
No.

02:06:06.700 --> 02:06:08.500
I'm staying with you, Dear Lord.

02:06:09.000 --> 02:06:12.200
You can't stop me, no matter what you say.

02:06:13.000 --> 02:06:15.800
You warned me. You saved me.

02:06:16.500 --> 02:06:19.000
If we're doing this, we're doing it together.

02:06:19.700 --> 02:06:20.900
I don't care.

02:06:22.400 --> 02:06:23.400
You're staying?

02:06:24.200 --> 02:06:25.200
Yes.

02:06:25.200 --> 02:06:34.200
You won't leave.

02:06:34.200 --> 02:06:35.200
No.

02:06:35.200 --> 02:06:40.200
Avery, what's in your inventory?

02:06:40.200 --> 02:06:41.200
What?

02:06:41.200 --> 02:06:46.200
What's in your inventory?

02:06:46.200 --> 02:07:08.620
Until next time, friend.

02:07:16.200 --> 02:07:45.760
As for you...

02:07:45.760 --> 02:07:53.320
You idiots.

02:07:53.320 --> 02:08:09.840
Isn't it ironic that a king loses to a lord?

02:08:09.840 --> 02:08:12.840
Your Lord has so much fucking over at this point.

02:08:13.340 --> 02:08:15.840
Your Lord has so much fucking over at this point.

02:08:20.840 --> 02:08:22.840
You lumping moron.

02:08:29.840 --> 02:08:31.840
Your Lord has so much over at this point.

02:08:39.840 --> 02:09:05.840
So he sacrificed himself for his friend in weird happenings.

02:09:05.840 --> 02:09:26.480
Well, there's one more file in this folder, and it's just a link to one final video.

02:09:26.480 --> 02:09:33.320
You know, it's weird writing a final letter, almost as if I have to come to terms with

02:09:33.320 --> 02:09:45.120
whatever this is. Which is something I find quite displeasurable. But here I am. Why did

02:09:45.120 --> 02:09:56.080
I even record all this? I don't know. Well, I do know. I just don't want to be forgotten.

02:09:56.080 --> 02:10:03.680
my head hurts like hell. I can feel myself slipping as we become one and my mind becomes

02:10:03.680 --> 02:10:14.840
a prison. What a true shame it is. All the knowledge in the world and no way to use it.

02:10:14.840 --> 02:10:23.040
That's how it should be I suppose. We stumbled into a world we have no business in. This

02:10:23.040 --> 02:10:26.680
is just the cost.

02:10:26.680 --> 02:10:30.120
Please don't think you failed, Avery.

02:10:30.120 --> 02:10:33.640
When you read this, don't think you let me down.

02:10:33.640 --> 02:10:35.200
You didn't.

02:10:35.200 --> 02:10:42.560
And it's thanks to you and all that you did, that millions live to see another day.

02:10:42.560 --> 02:10:48.480
And thanks to you, I got a chance to see all the beauty of the universe.

02:10:48.480 --> 02:10:53.520
Because I never even knew were in the world, or could be.

02:10:53.520 --> 02:10:58.360
A chance no human will ever get again.

02:10:58.360 --> 02:11:04.320
I'm grateful that I saw it all, even if it was just for a little.

02:11:04.320 --> 02:11:10.920
You're capable of great things, you'll do great things, so believe in yourself.

02:11:10.920 --> 02:11:15.400
And I don't just say that because I saw it, it doesn't take a god for me to figure

02:11:15.400 --> 02:11:17.200
that out.

02:11:17.200 --> 02:11:19.600
I know it, because I know you.

02:11:23.200 --> 02:11:24.600
Goodbye, my friend.

02:11:27.100 --> 02:11:29.100
Whatever you do at the crossroads,

02:11:30.600 --> 02:11:32.100
keep going forward.

02:11:34.100 --> 02:11:35.500
Or something like that.

02:11:36.000 --> 02:11:37.800
Matters never really good with endings.

02:11:43.000 --> 02:11:45.300
I don't know who this Dirt Ward 3 guy is,

02:11:45.300 --> 02:11:50.300
If you left me this message, I feel like I owe it to Bruce Taker.

02:12:15.300 --> 02:12:23.300
On the outside

02:12:23.300 --> 02:12:29.300
On the outside looking again

02:12:29.300 --> 02:12:33.300
Wandering if you let me in

02:12:33.300 --> 02:12:38.300
On the outside of your love

02:12:38.300 --> 02:12:41.300
Looking again

02:12:45.300 --> 02:13:10.700
Wow, I didn't even know my craft could be that emotional, bro.

02:13:10.700 --> 02:13:17.700
That might be the best piece of video I've ever consumed on YouTube.

02:13:17.700 --> 02:13:20.700
Wow.

02:13:20.700 --> 02:13:23.700
Wow.

02:13:23.700 --> 02:13:28.700
Wow.

02:13:28.700 --> 02:13:30.700
Wow.

02:13:30.700 --> 02:13:34.700
Wow.

02:13:34.700 --> 02:13:39.700
Wow.

02:13:39.700 --> 02:14:02.740
I mean, that was cinema, bro.

02:14:02.740 --> 02:14:16.980
was fucking cinema that was fucking cinema bro that was absolute cinema like

02:14:16.980 --> 02:14:30.100
that was absolute cinema Wow that was cinema bro I think Ron called me a

02:14:30.100 --> 02:14:32.100
little bit of God we call him.

02:14:50.260 --> 02:14:51.060
Brown that answer.

02:14:53.060 --> 02:14:54.540
Fuck, that was said in my brow.

02:14:55.740 --> 02:14:56.940
That was actually said in my.

02:14:58.180 --> 02:14:59.620
That was actually fucking said in my.

02:15:00.100 --> 02:15:03.100
What's Ron doing?

02:15:03.100 --> 02:15:10.100
No, he actually left after making $500,000.

02:15:10.100 --> 02:15:12.100
Uh, did he just left everything?

02:15:12.100 --> 02:15:13.100
Did he just left all of it?

02:15:13.100 --> 02:15:17.100
Yeah, I missed Keisan, but his team that he supports that phase.

02:15:17.100 --> 02:15:18.100
What is Ron doing?

02:15:18.100 --> 02:15:19.100
He's gone?

02:15:19.100 --> 02:15:20.100
Yeah.

02:15:20.100 --> 02:15:21.100
Oh.

02:15:21.100 --> 02:15:22.100
Did he just say?

02:15:22.100 --> 02:15:24.100
Chat.

02:15:24.100 --> 02:15:26.100
I'm sad, bro.

02:15:26.100 --> 02:15:27.100
I'm sad.

02:15:27.100 --> 02:15:29.100
I might need a minute.

02:15:29.100 --> 02:15:35.600
Dude, I didn't know my grab could be that good like oh my god, bro. Wow

02:15:38.220 --> 02:15:40.220
Brother

02:15:40.660 --> 02:15:43.940
Brother she acts oh my god

02:15:46.660 --> 02:15:48.660
I'm not

02:15:48.660 --> 02:15:50.660
I'm not dirty.

02:15:56.460 --> 02:15:58.460
Dude, I need a minute, bro.

02:15:59.660 --> 02:16:03.980
That was actually cinema. Bro, he literally sacrificed himself

02:16:05.220 --> 02:16:07.740
for a guy that he barely even knew, bro.

02:16:09.300 --> 02:16:13.540
I wonder what the comments out of that video, man. I wonder what the comments out of that video,

02:16:13.980 --> 02:16:16.060
that peak-ass fucking video.

02:16:18.660 --> 02:16:23.660
I'm sure Lord carefully explains his next bit of air if I could vote.

02:16:26.660 --> 02:16:31.660
Whatever you do at the crossroads keep going forward Minecraft shop at that time on screen many screen.

02:16:31.660 --> 02:16:50.820
Bro, but how do people build these?

02:16:50.820 --> 02:16:52.780
Chad, that's what I understand.

02:16:52.780 --> 02:16:56.580
How does somebody build these worlds?

02:16:56.580 --> 02:17:00.540
Is this even possible?

02:17:00.540 --> 02:17:09.260
How does somebody build this?

02:17:09.260 --> 02:17:15.580
You can generate it?

02:17:15.580 --> 02:17:18.740
Oh my God.

02:17:18.740 --> 02:17:19.740
With their day.

02:17:19.740 --> 02:17:24.700
I don't know what unstable it is.

02:17:24.700 --> 02:17:27.940
I don't know what any of that is.

02:17:27.940 --> 02:17:30.260
You can do mass build mods.

02:17:30.260 --> 02:17:31.340
I don't know what any of that is.

02:17:31.340 --> 02:17:32.600
I don't know what unstable is.

02:17:37.940 --> 02:17:38.980
What is this, bro?

02:17:38.980 --> 02:17:40.040
What is this?

02:17:41.980 --> 02:17:45.220
Unstable SMP, all videos in order?

02:17:48.020 --> 02:17:53.020
Bro, so Minecraft has like a whole thing of like stories?

02:17:55.980 --> 02:17:57.660
I'm currently surrounded.

02:17:57.660 --> 02:17:59.660
Brother, what?

02:17:59.660 --> 02:18:01.340
Brother, what?

02:18:01.340 --> 02:18:02.900
Okay, I gotta lock it on chest though.

02:18:02.900 --> 02:18:06.900
Jack, before we get on chest, there are new FIFA packs.

02:18:06.900 --> 02:18:08.660
There are new FIFA packs.

02:18:08.660 --> 02:18:10.420
Jack, maybe another day, maybe another day,

02:18:10.420 --> 02:18:11.780
but I'm gonna go pee.

02:18:11.780 --> 02:18:13.900
Bro, that actually took literally two hours,

02:18:13.900 --> 02:18:15.420
but it was so peak.

02:18:15.420 --> 02:18:16.900
The end made it worth it.

02:18:18.260 --> 02:18:19.260
BRO, Jack.

02:20:59.660 --> 02:21:25.660
with that crystal mess and you're okay.

02:21:25.660 --> 02:21:28.500
with that crystal mess

02:21:28.500 --> 02:21:31.780
and your yes it is still there

02:21:31.780 --> 02:21:32.700
well I

02:21:32.700 --> 02:21:34.820
beat you to your own death

02:21:34.820 --> 02:21:36.220
I love your soul

02:21:37.900 --> 02:21:40.220
I thought you should know

02:21:46.740 --> 02:21:48.500
chat wow that was beat

02:21:48.500 --> 02:21:50.220
that was beat bro

02:21:50.220 --> 02:21:52.300
destroying a world

02:21:52.300 --> 02:21:53.140
oh hi guys

02:21:53.140 --> 02:21:55.260
I've never even seen you die like that

02:21:55.660 --> 02:22:05.740
I thought you should know who Chad as y'all know I'm div 5 but you might be like

02:22:05.740 --> 02:22:10.180
jinxie how are you div 5 your team is so good bro I don't play that much look at

02:22:10.180 --> 02:22:23.220
my record 24 wins one draw three losses and one of the losses was a lag out

02:22:23.220 --> 02:22:32.340
Now, chat, there are the best packs that has ever been in FIFA probably since Team

02:22:32.340 --> 02:22:36.100
of the Year and there are a bunch of them in the shop right now.

02:22:36.100 --> 02:22:40.300
I'm going to rip all of them, it should literally take five minutes, but we have the chance

02:22:40.300 --> 02:22:43.020
to get something insane in these packs.

02:22:43.020 --> 02:22:46.020
Let me take it through.

02:22:46.020 --> 02:22:51.860
Second half on-court player pick, one of five player pick rated 89 or higher, not

02:22:51.860 --> 02:22:55.620
living heroes rackups fantasy fc to be here honorable mentions team up the year

02:22:55.620 --> 02:23:01.660
there are a team of the years in here bro we're gonna rip it wait a minute

02:23:01.660 --> 02:23:05.100
Italy

02:23:05.100 --> 02:23:23.100
Zero. Wait! He's out of the alley! The alley. Double! Fred's out! Fred's out! Oh my god! Oh my god!

02:23:23.100 --> 02:23:31.100
I'm pretty sure Cantona goes through a lot. I'm pretty sure Cantona goes through a lot. I'm not kidding. I think he goes through a shitload.

02:23:31.100 --> 02:23:38.140
Shiesa, bro, I remember why I remember Cantona going for so much. Why don't I remember that?

02:23:41.540 --> 02:23:46.380
Remember this could have a team of the year this could have a team of the year this could have a team of the year

02:23:52.580 --> 02:23:55.700
Shiesa, Alfonso Davies. Wait a minute. That's a good card

02:23:57.060 --> 02:23:58.940
95 base left back

02:23:58.940 --> 02:24:00.940
What 80k?

02:24:01.100 --> 02:24:03.100
We're really at end-season FIFA, aren't we?

02:24:04.100 --> 02:24:07.100
Jesus, bro. That's a 80K card?

02:24:09.100 --> 02:24:11.100
Brother, that's a 80K card? Are you spisting me?

02:24:15.100 --> 02:24:17.100
We're gonna rip every promo pack that is in.

02:24:18.100 --> 02:24:19.100
Every promo pack.

02:24:25.100 --> 02:24:27.100
Generally, Bundesliga.

02:24:31.100 --> 02:24:38.100
Prince?

02:24:42.940 --> 02:24:49.940
Watch Byron vs Madrid? They're playing right now?

02:24:49.940 --> 02:25:09.180
I thought you should know who it ended, Bayern vs Madrid.

02:25:09.180 --> 02:25:11.500
Let's check on it.

02:25:11.500 --> 02:25:13.500
Let's check on it.

02:25:13.500 --> 02:25:15.500
Check.

02:25:15.500 --> 02:25:17.500
Oh, oh.

02:25:17.500 --> 02:25:19.500
Oh, oh.

02:25:19.500 --> 02:25:21.500
Oh.

02:25:21.500 --> 02:25:23.500
Oh.

02:25:23.500 --> 02:25:27.500
Byron beat Madrid.

02:25:27.500 --> 02:25:29.500
First leg.

02:25:29.500 --> 02:25:31.500
Oh, my God.

02:25:31.500 --> 02:25:33.500
Where was this game?

02:25:33.500 --> 02:25:35.500
Was this game in Germany?

02:25:35.500 --> 02:25:39.500
Check was this game in Germany?

02:25:39.500 --> 02:25:44.500
That was at the bird of... oh, Gigi.

02:25:44.500 --> 02:25:56.500
So the next game is in Germany? Brother, Bayern Munich has 23 wins, 4 draws, and 1 loss in the Bundesliga.

02:25:56.500 --> 02:26:05.500
Alright, holy dominance. 23 wins, 4 draws, and 1 loss.

02:26:09.500 --> 02:26:13.180
They've allowed 27 goals and scored 100.

02:26:13.180 --> 02:26:15.660
All right.

02:26:15.660 --> 02:26:18.660
That is actually disgusting.

02:26:18.660 --> 02:26:21.380
That is actually disgusting, bro.

02:26:21.380 --> 02:26:22.780
Bro, that's what I'm saying, bro.

02:26:22.780 --> 02:26:26.180
The Premier League is probably just the most exciting,

02:26:26.180 --> 02:26:29.900
because it's the most competitive league, bro.

02:26:29.900 --> 02:26:31.020
All right, chat, lock in.

02:26:31.020 --> 02:26:32.340
We have so many packs to rip.

02:26:32.340 --> 02:26:34.740
These are the best packs we're going to have all year.

02:26:34.740 --> 02:26:36.900
Probably for the rest of the year, I'm not going to lie.

02:26:36.900 --> 02:26:38.220
I don't know if there's going to be a better promo

02:26:38.220 --> 02:26:45.220
And that's what I thought you should know.

02:26:45.220 --> 02:26:49.220
And your face tells a story that.

02:26:49.220 --> 02:26:54.220
We're going to get something insane today.

02:26:54.220 --> 02:26:56.220
I can feel it in the tip of my cock.

02:26:56.220 --> 02:26:58.220
We are going to get something insane today.

02:26:58.220 --> 02:27:02.220
I can feel it in the tip of my nut.

02:27:02.220 --> 02:27:03.220
Come on.

02:27:03.220 --> 02:27:05.220
There's going to be something fucking insane in here.

02:27:05.220 --> 02:27:06.020
Trust me!

02:27:14.820 --> 02:27:15.320
Wait.

02:27:16.320 --> 02:27:16.820
Bosnia.

02:27:17.920 --> 02:27:18.420
Bosnia!

02:27:20.120 --> 02:27:21.320
BungaSquid II?

02:27:24.020 --> 02:27:25.020
Chico!

02:27:29.120 --> 02:27:29.620
Primz.

02:27:29.820 --> 02:27:31.320
OOOH RAAAGE!

02:27:32.120 --> 02:27:33.620
I already got that fucking card.

02:27:35.220 --> 02:27:42.660
brother what that pack was shy so you got lucky balls what did I get lucky and

02:27:42.660 --> 02:27:46.820
I got lucky in what in what

02:27:50.620 --> 02:27:58.340
newcastle Italy said a man from now

02:27:58.340 --> 02:28:07.340
That might be good.

02:28:07.340 --> 02:28:17.340
Uh, all right, 30k, I mean, FIFA, FIFA, are we dead ass?

02:28:17.340 --> 02:28:20.340
Yo, how do I turn off friend requests?

02:28:20.340 --> 02:28:22.340
My God!

02:28:22.340 --> 02:28:24.340
Come on, please.

02:28:24.340 --> 02:28:26.340
No way!

02:28:26.340 --> 02:28:36.340
Oh my god, I probably had a chubby Titan scarf for a second, I almost came to my pants.

02:28:36.340 --> 02:28:37.340
Who's that?

02:28:37.340 --> 02:28:45.860
Who is that?

02:28:45.860 --> 02:28:49.340
How many Viales are they gonna give me, bro?

02:28:49.340 --> 02:28:52.500
How many fucking violies are they gonna fucking give me?

02:29:00.900 --> 02:29:02.300
Please be insane.

02:29:02.300 --> 02:29:05.200
Goldie, Brazil,

02:29:05.200 --> 02:29:07.500
Allison Becker,

02:29:07.500 --> 02:29:08.500
Allison Becker.

02:29:14.100 --> 02:29:14.940
Trumpetarian.

02:29:14.940 --> 02:29:20.940
Brits again! I've done it three times!

02:29:22.940 --> 02:29:26.940
Well it's always the tradeable packs. There's never anything in tradeable packs.

02:29:26.940 --> 02:29:28.940
NEVER!

02:29:29.940 --> 02:29:32.940
This game is a fucking scam!

02:29:41.940 --> 02:29:43.940
Jekyll.

02:29:44.940 --> 02:29:46.940
Jekyll, Jekyll, Jekyll!

02:29:53.940 --> 02:29:54.940
How many cards does she have?

02:29:54.940 --> 02:29:55.940
I'm not even kidding!

02:29:56.940 --> 02:29:58.940
She has five cards!

02:30:14.940 --> 02:30:22.940
Jack, how is he looking at- Yo, to earth, this guy! Stop sending me pre-request!

02:30:27.940 --> 02:30:31.940
I didn't get the walkout I wanted. Please.

02:30:38.940 --> 02:30:41.940
Surely this card's decent. 94 pay, Striker.

02:30:41.940 --> 02:30:45.620
All right, MC's and FIFA, baby.

02:30:45.620 --> 02:30:50.180
I mean, holy fuck, you can't even scrounge together a card.

02:30:50.180 --> 02:30:52.260
What do they need, 99 paces?

02:30:53.540 --> 02:30:54.660
All right, we're going with the big dog.

02:30:54.660 --> 02:30:56.540
I don't care anymore.

02:30:56.540 --> 02:30:58.260
$30 pack.

02:30:59.940 --> 02:31:02.560
$30 pack, this better be good.

02:31:32.560 --> 02:31:57.840
It might have been the worst pack I could have opened, I'm not even kidding.

02:31:57.840 --> 02:32:00.840
$30 back again. $30 back again.

02:32:27.840 --> 02:32:34.840
Oh my god.

02:32:34.840 --> 02:32:39.840
Oh my god.

02:32:39.840 --> 02:32:45.840
Oh my god.

02:32:45.840 --> 02:32:51.840
Oh my god.

02:32:51.840 --> 02:33:08.960
Oh my god, oh my god, Maldini and Beckenbauer?

02:33:08.960 --> 02:33:12.400
Not bad boys!

02:33:12.400 --> 02:33:20.640
That is, dude, that, okay, my team is actually disgusting, bro I just need like, I need some

02:33:20.640 --> 02:33:26.400
Upgrades in my center mids, maybe some upgrades in my right and left back and then maybe a

02:33:26.400 --> 02:33:27.400
right wing upgrade.

02:33:27.400 --> 02:33:34.840
Well, come on, let's do a hundred more bucks, a hundred more bucks.

02:33:34.840 --> 02:33:40.760
We just hit hot, we gotta stay hot, stay fucking hot, we just struck gold, we can strike

02:33:40.760 --> 02:33:42.960
it, we're already out of packs.

02:33:42.960 --> 02:33:49.360
Okay, okay, we got these.

02:33:49.360 --> 02:33:55.000
As you lead me to your death, I love your soul.

02:33:55.000 --> 02:33:59.040
I thought you should know.

02:33:59.040 --> 02:34:01.200
When he squirt over some udda, probably in a little bit.

02:34:04.200 --> 02:34:05.400
Bro, OK.

02:34:05.400 --> 02:34:07.880
I'm not spending any more money on this today.

02:34:07.880 --> 02:34:09.160
I did 250.

02:34:09.160 --> 02:34:10.320
I'm not spending any more.

02:34:10.320 --> 02:34:13.840
We need something insane right now.

02:34:13.840 --> 02:34:14.920
Bro, there's so many good cards.

02:34:14.920 --> 02:34:15.800
Oh my god.

02:34:15.800 --> 02:34:18.120
Like, Chad, there's so many good cards right now.

02:34:18.120 --> 02:34:21.500
I haven't got any of the insane ones.

02:34:21.500 --> 02:34:23.020
But that last pull was crazy.

02:34:27.420 --> 02:34:28.760
So I'm about to ult back.

02:34:28.760 --> 02:34:31.100
I'm about to ult back.

02:34:31.100 --> 02:34:34.600
Friends, that's friends, that's friends.

02:34:34.600 --> 02:34:36.180
First, you can't get out of my packs.

02:34:36.180 --> 02:34:37.620
Is that Campbell?

02:34:37.620 --> 02:34:38.660
That's Campbell and friends.

02:34:38.660 --> 02:34:40.820
We already have Campbell and friends, bro.

02:34:44.300 --> 02:34:45.640
Shiesa.

02:34:48.120 --> 02:34:54.120
Hey chap, that's not fucking ungrateful! I don't want to get the same card 30 times!

02:34:54.120 --> 02:34:57.120
WHY WOULD I BE GREAT FOR THAT?!

02:34:57.120 --> 02:34:59.120
That's not Ellen!

02:34:59.120 --> 02:35:01.120
I did not!

02:35:01.120 --> 02:35:04.120
Wait, did he get a turkey time? Oh my god, I will shoot myself.

02:35:09.120 --> 02:35:12.120
Campbell? Again, again! Another Campbell!

02:35:12.120 --> 02:35:15.120
How many Campbells are they gonna fucking give me?

02:35:15.120 --> 02:35:20.120
Actually, it's not a great authority as a guard!

02:35:21.120 --> 02:35:22.120
Fuck!

02:35:27.120 --> 02:35:29.120
I have the guard guys!

02:35:29.120 --> 02:35:31.120
Shut it up!

02:35:41.120 --> 02:35:43.120
The Audi, the Audi again.

02:35:43.120 --> 02:35:48.120
Violi again.

02:35:48.120 --> 02:35:53.120
Ginge wants to play clubs?

02:35:53.120 --> 02:35:58.120
Pro clubs?

02:35:58.120 --> 02:36:03.120
Ginge wants to play pro clubs?

02:36:03.120 --> 02:36:09.120
Wait, Argentina, wait!

02:36:09.120 --> 02:36:29.000
what fucking shearer again oh my word wait wait yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

02:36:29.000 --> 02:36:35.160
bro I didn't even see it I didn't even see it

02:36:35.160 --> 02:36:37.000
She really is so good with pool lettuce.

02:36:37.000 --> 02:36:40.040
That's already the best 87 in the game.

02:36:40.040 --> 02:36:42.040
That's already the best 87 in the game.

02:36:50.960 --> 02:36:52.880
Which I, can I, can I evo him?

02:36:54.240 --> 02:36:55.320
I can evo him?

02:37:01.120 --> 02:37:02.840
Bro, she's actually so hot.

02:37:02.840 --> 02:37:04.240
Oh my God.

02:37:05.160 --> 02:37:07.560
Oh she's so hot.

02:37:13.760 --> 02:37:16.360
Yaya Yaya Yaya Yayaature!

02:37:16.360 --> 02:37:17.860
Yayaature!

02:37:17.860 --> 02:37:19.360
Yayaature!

02:37:29.720 --> 02:37:31.660
Kote di Aibori.

02:37:32.360 --> 02:37:33.260
Okay.

02:37:33.260 --> 02:37:35.260
Now chat, how do I evo this card?

02:37:40.260 --> 02:37:41.260
I shoot myself.

02:37:45.260 --> 02:37:47.260
15,000 gold?

02:37:48.260 --> 02:37:50.260
Yes, evo, yes, yes, yes, yes.

02:37:54.260 --> 02:37:55.260
Yes!

02:37:57.260 --> 02:37:59.260
When I do the wrong evo, blast!

02:38:03.260 --> 02:38:15.300
Wait, is it over?

02:38:15.300 --> 02:38:17.340
I can't even go home anymore!

02:38:17.340 --> 02:38:18.340
What?!

02:38:18.340 --> 02:38:19.340
WHAT?!

02:38:19.340 --> 02:38:26.340
I'm not even going home anymore!

02:38:26.340 --> 02:38:44.700
bro I'm such a sack of shit yo can I get Zidane or Dino or Hazard where is Zidane bro chat

02:38:44.700 --> 02:38:50.060
if I get Zidane I pull my cock out deal deal deal deal if I get Zidane I pull my cock

02:38:50.060 --> 02:38:52.060
Give an ordeal, give an ordeal.

02:38:59.060 --> 02:39:01.060
What country is that?

02:39:07.060 --> 02:39:09.060
What country is that? I don't know what that is.

02:39:09.060 --> 02:39:11.060
Kosovo?

02:39:13.060 --> 02:39:15.060
Gay Andrew again dude.

02:39:15.060 --> 02:39:17.060
The Knife Andrewer card I have.

02:39:17.060 --> 02:39:19.060
Yes!

02:39:20.060 --> 02:39:27.060
I love, I love Antwerp.

02:39:27.060 --> 02:39:36.060
Team Adir, Team Adir, Team Adir, Team Adir.

02:39:36.060 --> 02:39:37.060
Campbell.

02:39:37.060 --> 02:39:42.060
Team Adir, walk out.

02:39:42.060 --> 02:39:44.060
Team Adir, walk out.

02:39:44.060 --> 02:39:45.060
Alex Morgan.

02:39:45.060 --> 02:39:47.060
It's Prim's again.

02:39:47.060 --> 02:39:51.060
For the love of Jesus!

02:39:51.060 --> 02:39:53.060
How many times can I actually get Prim's?

02:39:53.060 --> 02:39:55.060
Deadass.

02:39:57.060 --> 02:39:58.060
Jimitya!

02:39:58.060 --> 02:40:00.060
Jimitya!

02:40:00.060 --> 02:40:02.060
Jimitya!

02:40:05.060 --> 02:40:07.060
Alright.

02:40:07.060 --> 02:40:26.860
Not bad. Not bad. Bro, how many times can I actually just, like, it's the last one

02:40:26.860 --> 02:40:29.300
we have of this shot. We're almost out of promo pass.

02:40:30.100 --> 02:40:36.260
We're close to something we're close awesome. What does he got?

02:40:45.940 --> 02:40:47.940
Who's got behind them?

02:40:49.660 --> 02:40:51.660
Check you out

02:40:51.660 --> 02:40:56.940
That guy looks like he's 16, bro.

02:40:56.940 --> 02:40:57.940
Kredgy?

02:40:57.940 --> 02:41:01.660
That guy literally looks like he's 16.

02:41:01.660 --> 02:41:05.420
Bruno, teamity-er, teamity-er, teamity-er, teamity-er.

02:41:05.420 --> 02:41:07.420
Manifest it manifest it

02:41:21.580 --> 02:41:24.020
It's not terrible

02:41:26.060 --> 02:41:27.460
Yeah

02:41:27.460 --> 02:41:29.900
Wait, that's really fucking good. What?

02:41:29.900 --> 02:41:32.620
What? It's stable!

02:41:32.620 --> 02:41:35.740
Bro, that's a right wing upgrade!

02:41:35.740 --> 02:41:40.900
That's a right wing upgrade!

02:41:40.900 --> 02:41:43.660
Bro, that's a right wing upgrade!

02:41:43.660 --> 02:41:45.420
Oh my god.

02:41:45.420 --> 02:41:53.500
Guys, we only have five of these left.

02:41:53.500 --> 02:41:59.720
I didn't even see the trophy Titans animation.

02:41:59.720 --> 02:42:00.720
Zidane.

02:42:00.720 --> 02:42:09.680
Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane.

02:42:09.680 --> 02:42:10.680
Okay.

02:42:10.680 --> 02:42:12.640
Doop, Doop, Doop.

02:42:12.640 --> 02:42:13.640
Vasara.

02:42:13.640 --> 02:42:19.240
I can only rip 5 more of these out such a charge.

02:42:19.240 --> 02:42:20.580
You know, not that bad a pack of them.

02:42:20.580 --> 02:42:22.580
We got two team upgrades.

02:42:24.380 --> 02:42:26.380
Zidane Zidane!

02:42:29.580 --> 02:42:31.580
Kosovo! Kosovo!

02:42:33.580 --> 02:42:35.580
Kosovo!

02:42:39.580 --> 02:42:41.580
What was the world up?

02:42:44.580 --> 02:42:46.580
Come on, bitch!

02:42:47.580 --> 02:42:49.580
Zidane!

02:42:50.580 --> 02:42:56.580
Sidane! Sidane! No, no, no, no!

02:42:57.580 --> 02:43:01.580
It's not a bad shout, but I need Sidane!

02:43:02.580 --> 02:43:05.580
If I get Sidane, I'll actually come in my pants.

02:43:05.580 --> 02:43:08.580
I'll actually come in my pants if I get Sidane.

02:43:08.580 --> 02:43:12.580
Chat, deal? We will turn this stream!

02:43:13.580 --> 02:43:17.580
What am I?! We will turn this stream into a guinathon!

02:43:17.580 --> 02:43:22.060
If I get to think we will turn this dream into a good of dawn live

02:43:23.380 --> 02:43:27.420
What is that like 10 mil bro chat? What is the name trophy tied in 10 mil?

02:43:28.260 --> 02:43:30.260
Is it ain't trophy tied in 10 mil?

02:43:41.300 --> 02:43:44.640
12 mil 12 mil

02:43:47.580 --> 02:43:51.980
Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane

02:43:53.580 --> 02:43:57.420
player pick player pick player pick Zidane Zidane Zidane

02:44:07.660 --> 02:44:16.380
Nothing got nothing prime big for the back shop Zadal big for the back Zidane

02:44:17.580 --> 02:44:28.580
Debo, they got rid of your one.

02:44:28.580 --> 02:44:31.580
Yay, Pizarro, back to bat.

02:44:31.580 --> 02:44:32.580
Alright.

02:44:32.580 --> 02:44:37.460
They had it Bonnie Blue to the game, but no they didn't, bro.

02:44:37.460 --> 02:44:39.340
I'm not a fucking idiot.

02:44:39.340 --> 02:44:41.580
I'm not a jackass, dude.

02:44:41.580 --> 02:44:48.580
Damn, wait!

02:44:55.820 --> 02:45:01.820
Brother, I'm not even kidding, I thought I was sitting in for a second.

02:45:01.820 --> 02:45:08.820
How is that 70k? How is that 70k? How?

02:45:08.820 --> 02:45:34.180
I'm about to kill myself in GTA, how is that 70k what like bro bro is this all we have left

02:45:34.180 --> 02:45:37.180
There's no more global limits.

02:45:37.180 --> 02:45:40.820
Oh, there's no more global limits.

02:45:40.820 --> 02:45:42.780
There's no more global.

02:45:42.780 --> 02:45:44.020
We opened all the packs.

02:46:04.180 --> 02:46:11.180
What's the best FPC in the game right now?

02:46:34.180 --> 02:46:52.180
Wait, where's the icon player pick?

02:46:52.180 --> 02:46:54.180
This one?

02:46:54.180 --> 02:47:02.180
10488 plus Encore?

02:47:02.180 --> 02:47:05.940
It's in the icons tab.

02:47:05.940 --> 02:47:06.940
Cruyff.

02:47:09.740 --> 02:47:10.740
Yo-ha, Cruyff.

02:47:17.540 --> 02:47:18.500
It's this one.

02:47:20.860 --> 02:47:22.460
This is right here, this one.

02:47:32.180 --> 02:47:35.020
I thought you should know

02:47:43.600 --> 02:47:45.140
Tibetanelit!

02:47:46.780 --> 02:47:47.580
Tibetanelit!

02:47:53.620 --> 02:47:55.620
I'm going to get something crazy out of this!

02:47:56.040 --> 02:47:57.280
My team is so good!

02:47:57.280 --> 02:48:10.720
I have 24 wins in three losses, y'all, guys, see you, though.

02:48:10.720 --> 02:48:27.120
In your face, tail's gone, chat, come on, this is going to be fun, come on, come on,

02:48:27.120 --> 02:48:32.320
This is gonna be fucking crazy! I'm telling you bro!

02:48:32.320 --> 02:48:33.820
Come on!

02:48:35.320 --> 02:48:37.320
I never get lucky at PCs!

02:48:37.320 --> 02:48:39.320
Kareyazere!

02:48:39.320 --> 02:48:40.820
Kareyazere!

02:48:40.820 --> 02:48:43.820
My two best pulls ever is packs bro!

02:48:46.320 --> 02:48:47.320
Hadeshka!

02:48:48.320 --> 02:48:49.320
Hadeshka!

02:48:50.320 --> 02:48:51.820
Excuse me chat, sorry about that.

02:48:52.820 --> 02:48:53.820
Ugh!

02:48:54.320 --> 02:48:55.320
Ugh!

02:48:55.320 --> 02:49:04.320
I thought you should know.

02:49:04.320 --> 02:49:05.320
Jack.

02:49:05.320 --> 02:49:06.320
Jack.

02:49:06.320 --> 02:49:07.320
Yeah.

02:49:07.320 --> 02:49:15.880
If anybody in the chat from Bosnia, chat my football coach when I was like 14 was from

02:49:15.880 --> 02:49:18.360
Bosnia chat.

02:49:18.360 --> 02:49:21.240
His name was Dennis, coach Dennis.

02:49:21.240 --> 02:49:30.680
a nice guy. Anybody have a chat from Bosnia? Well I'm seeing it, actually somebody will

02:49:30.680 --> 02:49:42.000
say yes. Bro, my team overall is chopped. Wait chat, isn't there a way I can do, god

02:49:42.000 --> 02:49:59.280
Isn't there a way I could do, um, yo chat, isn't there a way I could do like higher overalls?

02:49:59.280 --> 02:50:00.280
There's a way you could do it.

02:50:00.280 --> 02:50:07.280
I know there is.

02:50:07.280 --> 02:50:14.280
Scubber?

02:50:14.280 --> 02:50:36.280
Stab you so the team are going to win one?

02:50:36.280 --> 02:50:39.360
I wasn't paying attention, I wasn't paying attention.

02:50:41.760 --> 02:50:44.460
Cause I need to see what reeks for these ones.

02:50:44.460 --> 02:50:46.440
Wait Jack, how did you do this?

02:50:46.440 --> 02:50:48.360
With squad builder?

02:50:48.360 --> 02:50:50.400
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

02:50:50.400 --> 02:50:52.360
Chadlock, see that's why.

02:50:52.360 --> 02:50:54.480
Look, I can just do 87 plus.

02:50:57.440 --> 02:50:58.280
Fast?

02:51:06.280 --> 02:51:12.880
Get mad, Jinxie. I want to laugh at you. All right. What are you the angriest person ever?

02:51:12.880 --> 02:51:17.580
Millimeter Peter with the five gifted. W. Peter in the chat.

02:51:17.580 --> 02:51:22.580
Millimeter Peter thinking of the five gifted. I also have a small penis, my boy.

02:51:22.580 --> 02:51:26.080
What did I say, average size?

02:51:28.580 --> 02:51:31.580
I thought you should know.

02:51:36.280 --> 02:51:51.280
Jack Moodestream, what did he get?

02:51:51.280 --> 02:51:53.280
He got a good black ice? Devon asks?

02:52:08.560 --> 02:52:14.240
Oh my god three more time we're gonna get an insane sbc bro, an insane fucking sbc

02:52:21.280 --> 02:52:28.280
BANG!

02:52:28.280 --> 02:52:31.280
Call Jinx the police are out of his house?

02:52:31.280 --> 02:52:32.280
What?

02:52:32.280 --> 02:52:35.280
Did he get swatted?

02:52:35.280 --> 02:52:41.280
Jinx got swatted?

02:52:41.280 --> 02:52:46.280
What?

02:52:46.280 --> 02:53:09.760
I hope he's good.

02:53:09.760 --> 02:53:10.760
Okura has got an 87.

02:53:10.760 --> 02:53:16.760
Yeah, didn't Okura just have a better season, last season?

02:53:39.760 --> 02:53:47.200
I'm running out of fucking gold bro I swear to God FIFA needs to make it to where you

02:53:47.200 --> 02:53:51.800
have way more SPC storage it's like the biggest scam this game does though they didn't make

02:53:51.800 --> 02:54:01.720
it to where you have way more SPC storage speed up the stream I got shipped to do

02:54:01.720 --> 02:54:02.720
Shut up bro!

02:54:04.720 --> 02:54:07.720
Bro, people need to make it through your way more FPC storage, bro.

02:54:17.720 --> 02:54:19.720
You still haven't had FPC storage?

02:54:19.720 --> 02:54:24.720
It's just such a scam to where it's like, okay, I mean, my FPC storage fills up immediately.

02:54:28.720 --> 02:54:30.720
How fucking stupid is that?

02:54:31.720 --> 02:54:38.280
Your FBC story just immediately fucking fills. What type of bullshit even is that?

02:54:38.280 --> 02:54:47.960
Speed it up, I got places to be. Yo bro, leave! No one's forcing you to be here, dumbass!

02:54:50.160 --> 02:54:56.120
This whole game is a scam, bro. You're not getting a CS, bro.

02:55:01.720 --> 02:55:08.720
This game runs you have CS, that ass. This game runs you have CS.

02:55:09.720 --> 02:55:19.720
Bro, last squad on the SBC! Come on! Last squad! Come on!

02:55:24.720 --> 02:55:27.720
Last fucking squad, bro!

02:55:31.720 --> 02:55:42.820
It's more of an 89.

02:55:42.820 --> 02:55:53.620
Last one, last one, last one.

02:55:53.620 --> 02:56:04.340
Toby is not uh called any route how do you have Toby's number bro what the fuck

02:56:04.340 --> 02:56:26.300
Here we go. This better be done! This better be done!

02:56:26.300 --> 02:56:41.140
7 out of 4, 88 plus on core icon player pitch.

02:56:41.140 --> 02:56:42.140
It's not bad.

02:56:42.140 --> 02:56:45.180
It's actually pretty solid.

02:56:45.180 --> 02:56:48.500
Okay, that's bad.

02:56:48.500 --> 02:56:50.780
What?

02:56:50.780 --> 02:56:55.580
No.

02:56:55.580 --> 02:56:57.580
But that took forever.

02:56:58.580 --> 02:57:00.580
That took forever!

02:57:07.580 --> 02:57:09.580
This game is a scam, bro.

02:57:11.580 --> 02:57:13.580
We have enough for like a couple more packs.

02:57:14.580 --> 02:57:16.580
Bro, this game is actually a scam.

02:57:16.580 --> 02:57:18.580
No, no, this game is actually a scam.

02:57:19.580 --> 02:57:20.580
I'm not even kidding.

02:57:20.580 --> 02:57:28.400
I have enough for a couple of more packs bro. Oh my god

02:57:45.420 --> 02:57:47.420
Campbell again bro Jesus Christ

02:57:50.580 --> 02:57:52.580
Bro, what the FUCK ARE MY PAT?!

02:57:56.580 --> 02:58:00.580
Bro, we need more SPC storyboards. Get it ass, bro.

02:58:01.580 --> 02:58:02.580
Get it, fuck it ass.

02:58:13.580 --> 02:58:14.580
VAR!

02:58:20.580 --> 02:58:24.820
How is it already foooouuuuugh?

02:58:24.820 --> 02:58:26.900
Now I'm done giving these people money.

02:58:26.900 --> 02:58:28.540
I'm done giving these people money.

02:58:28.540 --> 02:58:29.940
I'm done giving these people money.

02:58:29.940 --> 02:58:31.540
Fuck this shit.

02:58:31.540 --> 02:58:32.540
Fuck this shit, bro.

02:58:32.540 --> 02:58:50.140
I'm so tired of this fucking keeper.

02:58:50.140 --> 02:58:55.060
I've gotten every variation of the card 30 times.

02:58:55.060 --> 02:58:57.740
Y'all have billions of dollars!

02:58:57.740 --> 02:59:01.380
Can you hire a card editor that is talented

02:59:01.380 --> 02:59:05.140
in any way, shape, or form before you don't give Jethro again?

02:59:05.140 --> 02:59:07.420
So he won't give you the same card 30 times?

02:59:10.100 --> 02:59:11.700
How lazy can you be, bro?

02:59:11.700 --> 02:59:12.780
Dead ass!

02:59:16.500 --> 02:59:18.940
Brother, how lazy can you be?

02:59:20.140 --> 02:59:27.140
Campbell again!

02:59:27.140 --> 02:59:30.140
BOOOOORRAAAAAAAAIT!

02:59:30.140 --> 02:59:37.140
Campbell and Angela again!

02:59:37.140 --> 02:59:42.140
BOOOOORRAAAAAAAIT!

02:59:42.140 --> 03:00:06.140
I'm about to die. I'm about to die, bro. James, take over the prime. Phoenix, rogue, take over the third one.

03:00:12.140 --> 03:00:21.700
Jekko again.

03:00:21.700 --> 03:00:23.860
Antwerp again.

03:00:23.860 --> 03:00:24.860
Jekko again.

03:00:24.860 --> 03:00:25.860
Antwerp again.

03:00:25.860 --> 03:00:26.860
Get me out of here.

03:00:26.860 --> 03:00:27.860
Get me off, people!

03:00:27.860 --> 03:00:28.860
Get me off this shit-bucking-game!

03:00:28.860 --> 03:00:29.860
Dead-ass!

03:00:29.860 --> 03:00:32.860
It's your fucking game, dead ass!

03:00:59.860 --> 03:01:22.860
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Muda calling? Muda never called me, bro. Let me call Muda.

03:01:22.860 --> 03:01:37.380
Yeah, do you want to 1v1 a man by the name of squirtle?

03:01:37.380 --> 03:01:42.660
Yeah, yeah.

03:01:42.660 --> 03:01:46.660
Okay, let me see if he is down.

03:01:46.660 --> 03:01:49.220
I have 35 party invites for him.

03:01:49.220 --> 03:02:03.340
assuming he's down. Yeah, I can easily train you. Um, don't play him on Oregon. Oh no, but

03:02:03.340 --> 03:02:10.380
Oregon's only math, you know. Listen, bro, ban lesion shotgun, ban, knock shotgun. All

03:02:10.380 --> 03:02:16.380
he does is play shotguns. And he does this thing with century where he goes for TCSG

03:02:16.380 --> 03:02:18.300
with the shield, bro.

03:02:18.300 --> 03:02:19.140
You got this, bro.

03:02:19.140 --> 03:02:22.220
Yeah, I'm going to tell you the notes I have on my PC.

03:02:22.220 --> 03:02:24.060
Tell me if they're bad.

03:02:24.060 --> 03:02:28.020
You have notes on your PC of Squirtle.

03:02:28.020 --> 03:02:30.920
Yeah, so say no shields, band, essentially band,

03:02:30.920 --> 03:02:33.420
mute, band, go-yo, or lead, and band, no mad, band,

03:02:33.420 --> 03:02:35.100
don't give me chairs before, stand three,

03:02:35.100 --> 03:02:38.380
or operate at armors.

03:02:38.380 --> 03:02:39.060
That's pretty good.

03:02:39.060 --> 03:02:40.620
That's pretty fucking good, bro.

03:02:40.620 --> 03:02:41.780
Let me go talk to them real quick.

03:02:41.780 --> 03:02:43.420
Let me go talk to them.

03:02:43.420 --> 03:02:44.220
OK, OK, OK.

03:02:46.380 --> 03:02:55.380
Yo squirt squirt. Why do I have 30? So why are you calling mood on telling him every

03:02:55.380 --> 03:03:03.460
operator I play? Squirtle are you sick? Well I'm losing my voice bro. You're not sick you're

03:03:03.460 --> 03:03:10.380
losing your voice. Yeah. What happened bro you're like 30 now. Squirtle you're 30 bro.

03:03:10.380 --> 03:03:18.460
Yeah, it's Jack Squirtle is old now listen. So why do I wake up at 5 p.m. And I'm just in your title without ever telling me

03:03:18.460 --> 03:03:22.880
I'm one be one of you to Jack listen squirtle is 30 bro

03:03:23.980 --> 03:03:30.720
I'm not so word what happened bro. You're a old dude now. I'm not old bro. I'm just getting there, bro

03:03:30.720 --> 03:03:32.720
Let me tell you why you put it in title bro. I'm sorry

03:03:33.660 --> 03:03:39.080
Muda seven for me, bro. I need you to avenge him bro or avenge me and 7-0 and bro, please

03:03:40.380 --> 03:03:44.180
Oh, yeah, I saw that he like reverse sweep to you. Yeah, yeah, I saw him

03:03:45.700 --> 03:03:48.780
I'm pretty embarrassing. Yeah, thank you

03:03:49.060 --> 03:03:52.260
Squirtle, I need you to just like introduce him to see bro, please

03:03:52.260 --> 03:03:56.820
Can you just have a know him bro like please? Oh, well I tell him every operator I play then I

03:03:58.500 --> 03:04:00.500
Mean I want to make it fair to him

03:04:01.140 --> 03:04:03.140
How's that fair?

03:04:04.420 --> 03:04:06.420
Squirtle you're good, bro. Yo, I'm just

03:04:10.380 --> 03:04:16.400
Squirtle listen his aim is insane, bro. His aim is actually fucking insane. I'm not kidding

03:04:17.180 --> 03:04:19.180
right

03:04:19.260 --> 03:04:21.260
Let's go to do it puberty, bro

03:04:21.860 --> 03:04:27.420
No, I'm losing my voice. I can barely talk bro. That's what I said at first and then I hit puberty

03:04:27.420 --> 03:04:30.780
That's literally what happened to me. I thought it was just another I've been through puberty, bro

03:04:32.780 --> 03:04:34.940
Like what it's gonna happen all of you

03:04:34.940 --> 03:04:44.820
you five ten five eleven how tall are you how tall are you two years ago two years ago

03:04:44.820 --> 03:04:56.060
yes um pie like five foot bro what you're like old now bro it's your 30 bro I'm 30

03:04:56.060 --> 03:05:02.140
you're the one pushing 30 I'm nowhere near I still have like half my life left till 30

03:05:02.140 --> 03:05:05.860
No, no, no, bro. You're on now, bro. I do

03:05:06.580 --> 03:05:12.480
Remember when I was you bro. I was a little kid, bro. I was a little shit. Yeah, my age you were 411 bro playing golf

03:05:12.740 --> 03:05:13.580
Okay

03:05:13.580 --> 03:05:20.460
For girls in 40 years for the squirtle squirtle not the stat not the stat squirtle wait for the are you what grade in school?

03:05:20.460 --> 03:05:21.960
Are you in high school?

03:05:21.960 --> 03:05:23.960
I'm a ninth grade. Yeah

03:05:24.420 --> 03:05:30.660
So if you like to go to a freshman like you're like now I'm homeschooled. Okay. Do you like homeschool?

03:05:30.660 --> 03:05:35.180
know this I didn't know my whole life I knew your homeschool but I didn't know if you were

03:05:35.180 --> 03:05:40.420
gonna go to high school I didn't know no I've been homeschooled my whole life but I don't

03:05:40.420 --> 03:05:46.260
even know what real school is I know it's horrible though and it parts of it is good

03:05:46.260 --> 03:05:50.180
but most of it is horrible but I'm not gonna lie you're not missing much bro yeah I'd

03:05:50.180 --> 03:05:55.420
probably just ego everybody how would you ego people squirtle that doesn't make any sense

03:05:55.420 --> 03:05:58.860
Be the best to talk to me when you're the best controller player.

03:05:58.860 --> 03:06:02.140
If you're like Mary Jack, like.

03:06:02.140 --> 03:06:05.580
All right, all right, let me...

03:06:05.580 --> 03:06:07.840
I would run a school, bro.

03:06:07.840 --> 03:06:08.840
I know, I know.

03:06:08.840 --> 03:06:12.000
Sordo, can you try the Discord call with me and Muda?

03:06:12.000 --> 03:06:13.080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:06:13.080 --> 03:06:14.080
Okay, okay.

03:06:14.080 --> 03:06:16.760
He's seven for me, bro, so tighten up, lock it.

03:06:16.760 --> 03:06:18.320
There's like...

03:06:18.320 --> 03:06:22.000
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

03:06:22.000 --> 03:06:23.640
This is gonna be peak.

03:06:23.640 --> 03:06:25.080
This is gonna be good.

03:06:30.080 --> 03:06:33.400
And your face tells a story.

03:06:34.760 --> 03:06:37.160
I thought you should know.

03:06:39.560 --> 03:06:42.280
Na, na, na, na, na, na.

03:06:42.280 --> 03:06:44.080
No, na, no, na, no.

03:06:44.080 --> 03:06:45.680
Jack, what day is today, bro?

03:06:45.680 --> 03:06:47.000
For that chat service in three days.

03:06:47.000 --> 03:06:49.120
I do have to practice today.

03:06:49.120 --> 03:06:51.080
Yo, Jack, tell Ron if he wants to get his ass kicked

03:06:51.080 --> 03:06:53.720
in practice for the tournament, I'm always down.

03:06:53.720 --> 03:06:55.420
Just tell Ron if he wants to get his ass kicked,

03:06:55.420 --> 03:06:57.040
I'm always down after this.

03:06:57.040 --> 03:06:58.680
I'm always down to whip some ass.

03:07:01.480 --> 03:07:04.400
You make whitening strips look like tan?

03:07:04.400 --> 03:07:07.160
Bald goes, I literally don't know what that means.

03:07:07.160 --> 03:07:09.520
Bald goes, I don't know what that means, bro.

03:07:17.480 --> 03:07:19.040
Hivemind, my discord's not loading.

03:07:19.040 --> 03:07:39.320
help. Hi, mind my discord. Hi, mind my discord sound loader. Hi, mind help. Yeah,

03:07:39.320 --> 03:07:42.320
talk about it. He wants to get his ass kicked and trained in some chess. I'm

03:07:42.320 --> 03:07:46.960
always down to whips some s. Yeah, whatever I'm saying. Yeah, I'm pretty

03:07:46.960 --> 03:07:55.980
confident for 200 a low bro. Okay now let me make a group call with a Gluta and

03:07:55.980 --> 03:07:57.980
Ants work.

03:07:57.980 --> 03:07:59.980
Jinxed ecavata.

03:08:05.980 --> 03:08:07.980
Jinxed ecavata.

03:08:13.980 --> 03:08:15.980
Jinxed ecavata.

03:08:19.980 --> 03:08:22.980
Ron is practicing with a chess player.

03:08:22.980 --> 03:08:24.980
Vast.

03:08:25.980 --> 03:08:30.980
He's practicing chess?

03:08:30.980 --> 03:08:31.980
Yo.

03:08:31.980 --> 03:08:33.980
You watch this occasionally?

03:08:33.980 --> 03:08:34.980
Yo, yo, yo.

03:08:34.980 --> 03:08:39.980
You said you were going to train me for a second before you put me into a 1v1 with this guy I've never even heard of.

03:08:39.980 --> 03:08:41.980
You want me to train you, bro?

03:08:41.980 --> 03:08:43.980
Just a quick...

03:08:43.980 --> 03:08:44.980
Let me train you.

03:08:44.980 --> 03:08:45.980
You're not going to win, bro.

03:08:45.980 --> 03:08:46.980
I'm just going to keep it about you.

03:08:46.980 --> 03:08:48.980
Yo, it's too early.

03:08:48.980 --> 03:08:50.980
Bro, I have to take the trash out real quick.

03:08:50.980 --> 03:08:51.980
Hold on.

03:08:51.980 --> 03:08:52.980
Okay.

03:08:52.980 --> 03:08:53.980
It's okay.

03:08:53.980 --> 03:08:57.020
Let's go to your mom. Yeah, you yeah

03:08:58.420 --> 03:09:04.380
Muda this guy's the best 1v1 player on console right now. Okay, if you beat him, I

03:09:05.380 --> 03:09:12.320
Literally suck your dick mood. I'm not even kidding. Okay, if you like he's the best 1v1 player on console right now

03:09:12.560 --> 03:09:14.900
Who has beat him? Who has beat him so far on PC?

03:09:16.180 --> 03:09:19.860
On PC sport beat him. It was seven to four

03:09:20.380 --> 03:09:22.380
Bodo beat him. It was seven to five

03:09:22.380 --> 03:09:25.380
Wait, didn't you beat Bolo?

03:09:25.380 --> 03:09:26.380
Yes.

03:09:26.380 --> 03:09:27.380
Bro crap.

03:09:27.380 --> 03:09:28.380
Can I see video proof?

03:09:28.380 --> 03:09:29.380
I don't believe this.

03:09:29.380 --> 03:09:30.380
Yes, yes, yes.

03:09:30.380 --> 03:09:31.380
Mods.

03:09:31.380 --> 03:09:32.380
Can we...

03:09:32.380 --> 03:09:35.380
Yeah, he was not going easy, bro.

03:09:35.380 --> 03:09:37.380
Mods, do we have footage of the Vaude?

03:09:37.380 --> 03:09:38.380
Can someone send me the Vaude?

03:09:38.380 --> 03:09:40.380
So I can send it to Jixi?

03:09:40.380 --> 03:09:42.380
Hi, guys.

03:09:42.380 --> 03:09:43.380
He sent it to me.

03:09:43.380 --> 03:09:44.380
Thank you.

03:09:44.380 --> 03:09:49.380
Yeah, it was 7-6 to him.

03:09:49.380 --> 03:09:51.380
Hey, Jixi, bro.

03:09:51.380 --> 03:09:54.980
Bro, I said it was a good day.

03:09:56.580 --> 03:09:57.380
Yeah, bro.

03:09:57.480 --> 03:09:58.780
I don't even remember yesterday.

03:09:58.780 --> 03:10:00.180
It was a blur to me, bro.

03:10:01.180 --> 03:10:02.380
It was a blur, bro.

03:10:02.680 --> 03:10:05.380
Look, dude, all I had to do was pan thorn, bro.

03:10:05.380 --> 03:10:06.780
I'm actually a jackass.

03:10:12.080 --> 03:10:13.180
It's all good, bro.

03:10:13.180 --> 03:10:13.680
It's all good.

03:10:13.680 --> 03:10:14.280
It's all good.

03:10:15.280 --> 03:10:17.180
Look, bro, let me say this though.

03:10:17.180 --> 03:10:20.780
Muda, if you beat this kid right here, you are the

03:10:20.780 --> 03:10:22.620
greatest

03:10:22.620 --> 03:10:23.460
maybe

03:10:23.460 --> 03:10:24.580
human

03:10:24.580 --> 03:10:25.740
i don't know what is that

03:10:25.740 --> 03:10:26.820
smooth out

03:10:26.820 --> 03:10:29.300
it's like what your second week on the game

03:10:29.300 --> 03:10:31.780
narams like one week in one day

03:10:31.780 --> 03:10:36.860
so you beat ritchie on bc you beat bolo you beat me

03:10:36.860 --> 03:10:38.740
and now you're playing squirtle

03:10:38.740 --> 03:10:41.060
uh... i'm gonna be honest

03:10:41.060 --> 03:10:45.060
if you win this round i'll be flabbergasted

03:10:45.060 --> 03:10:48.980
and it's a game i'm gonna find out bro there's only one way to find out

03:10:48.980 --> 03:10:49.820
Mods are for predictions.

03:10:49.820 --> 03:10:51.420
I mean, to the game.

03:10:51.420 --> 03:10:53.300
Yo, Squirtle, take it easy, bro.

03:10:53.300 --> 03:10:54.220
I'm loading up.

03:10:54.220 --> 03:10:56.260
Whoa, just take it easy, man.

03:10:56.260 --> 03:10:59.260
You ever spent your 8th and Josh episode with Squirtle?

03:10:59.260 --> 03:11:03.460
Yeah, can I have like $5,000 after I win this?

03:11:03.460 --> 03:11:05.700
Whoa, just take it easy, man.

03:11:05.700 --> 03:11:07.540
So Squirtle, what do you think of Mooda as a player,

03:11:07.540 --> 03:11:09.500
bro?

03:11:09.500 --> 03:11:10.660
He's better than you.

03:11:10.660 --> 03:11:13.300
Like, let me get that straight.

03:11:13.300 --> 03:11:15.260
But he's still terrible compared to me.

03:11:15.260 --> 03:11:17.860
Like, compared to me to you is awful.

03:11:17.860 --> 03:11:19.860
I mean honestly Squirtle with Alice 15 years old

03:11:19.860 --> 03:11:21.860
Brad and me staying the same thing Brad are really

03:11:21.860 --> 03:11:23.860
I really really big ego about you

03:11:23.860 --> 03:11:25.860
You're like 37 years old

03:11:25.860 --> 03:11:27.860
I am 21 years old

03:11:27.860 --> 03:11:29.860
You're pushing 30

03:11:29.860 --> 03:11:31.860
Squirtle just because not everybody is

03:11:31.860 --> 03:11:33.860
12 it doesn't mean they're pushing 30

03:11:33.860 --> 03:11:35.860
He saw photos of

03:11:35.860 --> 03:11:37.860
black and white bro he didn't see color

03:11:37.860 --> 03:11:39.860
back in the day bro

03:11:39.860 --> 03:11:41.860
Photos didn't have color when he was

03:11:41.860 --> 03:11:43.860
born bro

03:11:43.860 --> 03:11:45.860
I just saw a video of

03:11:45.860 --> 03:11:54.820
his balls on your forehead what is that about well I can beat him first of all

03:11:54.820 --> 03:12:02.540
was that a what was it was AI you know okay can see set me up he set me up I

03:12:02.540 --> 03:12:07.580
wasn't aware that I was gonna one-to-one him until five minutes before so I

03:12:07.580 --> 03:12:11.420
couldn't mentally prepare myself and then he won yeah I mean I'm better than

03:12:11.420 --> 03:12:16.420
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

03:12:16.420 --> 03:12:30.420
Okay. So, this is interesting, bro. Let me let me think about this. If I was to make a prediction on who I think would win, I would say Squirtle wins 7 to 3. That is my prediction.

03:12:30.420 --> 03:12:31.420
Okay.

03:12:31.420 --> 03:12:33.420
You know what I got? You know what I got here.

03:12:33.420 --> 03:12:38.420
Wait, but y'all are doing Orkin? That's Squirtle's best map, bro.

03:12:38.420 --> 03:12:45.420
He won't put me on boarder, I'd rather get off.

03:12:45.420 --> 03:12:49.540
JC also beat you on Oregon, is that not Oregon, sorry, on boarder?

03:12:49.540 --> 03:12:53.620
So, let me speak, let me speak.

03:12:53.620 --> 03:12:58.960
So I won V1 him for the 50th time in a row, I beat him 49 times, right?

03:12:58.960 --> 03:13:03.900
This guy knows my worst map was boarder, I've never won a 1v1 on that map.

03:13:03.900 --> 03:13:10.520
And he puts me on boarder and tells me to cry about it and then beats me. Yeah, whatever. He can't beat me on any other map

03:13:10.520 --> 03:13:17.960
Yeah, you're leaving out the detail that you asked me to 1v1 you. Yeah, listen Muda. Yeah, but I didn't ask to play you on boarder

03:13:18.900 --> 03:13:22.320
Muda Muda listen listen just to give you some reference here

03:13:22.320 --> 03:13:27.480
I have not beat Squirtle on an organ 1v1 in two years, bro

03:13:27.920 --> 03:13:32.760
If you beat Squirtle, I don't even know what to say, bro. I have not beat him in two years

03:13:32.760 --> 03:13:36.640
wait this is you beating Bobo right here this is you yeah yeah that's the

03:13:36.640 --> 03:13:43.720
time stamp oh god bro see do I beat I beat I don't know if he was trying okay

03:13:43.720 --> 03:13:50.360
well never be stomping though yeah never be stomping though true oh it was up to

03:13:50.360 --> 03:13:55.960
four or two you say most of its math I wouldn't be yo okay if it up to four

03:13:55.960 --> 03:13:59.120
doesn't matter I wouldn't be spoiled on clubhouse I would say I would say a lot

03:13:59.120 --> 03:14:04.580
It's not fair it doesn't count before bad jitzy. I don't know you set it up

03:14:04.580 --> 03:14:09.200
He said the one you can see right or wrong if it was clubhouse. I would have wanted to force the four

03:14:09.680 --> 03:14:11.680
Mine's always like a little bit delayed

03:14:14.720 --> 03:14:16.720
Mine's like like like a

03:14:16.720 --> 03:14:29.060
So where is this guy in the lobby is he like ducking like what what's going on?

03:14:29.060 --> 03:14:35.740
No, it looks like he was kind of trying mood I am mood I invited you by the way

03:14:35.740 --> 03:14:43.100
So it was better bobo or so 15 year old kid in his mom's basement me trash out of

03:14:43.100 --> 03:14:44.100
30 seconds ago.

03:14:44.100 --> 03:14:45.100
I mean, okay.

03:14:45.100 --> 03:14:46.360
I don't have a basement.

03:14:46.360 --> 03:14:48.100
Squirtles, so I actually don't know.

03:14:48.100 --> 03:14:48.940
Okay, he's-

03:14:48.940 --> 03:14:50.940
Are you gonna win this, Muda?

03:14:50.940 --> 03:14:53.820
First to seven, one, he was trying his hardest.

03:14:53.820 --> 03:14:55.620
Two, who would try against Muda?

03:14:55.620 --> 03:14:57.120
The kid sucked at the game.

03:14:58.500 --> 03:15:00.300
Two, I don't live in my basement.

03:15:00.300 --> 03:15:01.140
I don't live in my basement.

03:15:01.140 --> 03:15:02.820
Squirtles, swap teams, Squirtles, swap teams, go.

03:15:02.820 --> 03:15:03.660
Nope, nope, nope.

03:15:03.660 --> 03:15:06.180
Before Squirtles, before this, before me.

03:15:06.180 --> 03:15:07.380
Nope, nope.

03:15:07.380 --> 03:15:08.500
He's not swapping, bro.

03:15:08.500 --> 03:15:09.820
This kid is toxic, Muda.

03:15:09.820 --> 03:15:11.620
He's like, listen, listen, Squirtles.

03:15:11.620 --> 03:15:13.500
This kid wants, like this kid hates you, bro.

03:15:13.500 --> 03:15:20.500
like

03:15:20.900 --> 03:15:24.460
you have how many hours on this game squirtle a thousand dollars and i'll

03:15:24.460 --> 03:15:28.080
switch a thousand dollars and i'll see what i think it's how it's getting squirtle

03:15:28.080 --> 03:15:30.780
squirtle squirtle squirtle i'm just you know just why are we gonna hold up

03:15:30.780 --> 03:15:34.100
thousands of people right now squirtle listen

03:15:34.100 --> 03:15:37.060
you have a thousand you have how many hours

03:15:37.060 --> 03:15:38.980
in this game

03:15:38.980 --> 03:15:45.980
uh... how many and i have five hundred days on this one account

03:15:46.140 --> 03:15:50.980
i think i need to use on the game like i think i have twenty i have twenty

03:15:50.980 --> 03:15:53.260
or do it

03:15:53.260 --> 03:15:56.900
but it's not a lot of your first no but i'm not listening to bernard

03:15:56.900 --> 03:15:58.440
i was here first

03:15:58.440 --> 03:16:00.820
wait to squirtle no matter what you're not going to switch

03:16:00.820 --> 03:16:03.940
well i'm not switching a lot they get a thousand dollars

03:16:03.940 --> 03:16:07.700
hey buddy buddy i'm not giving you a grand to click a button

03:16:07.700 --> 03:16:12.000
You probably made a thousand dollars by while we're sitting here bro, like no talk

03:16:12.500 --> 03:16:14.500
Yo Bernard

03:16:14.780 --> 03:16:16.780
I'm not listening to Bernard

03:16:17.700 --> 03:16:20.220
Who do you like more Squirtle or Muda?

03:16:32.100 --> 03:16:36.940
No, not the Pokemon Squirtle is not actually your friend so I'm not your friend

03:16:37.700 --> 03:16:40.660
Squirtle is uh, what's it called squirtle is the r6 player

03:16:44.900 --> 03:16:48.820
Speed it up a little bit. We're never they both want defense you pick who gets it

03:16:50.260 --> 03:16:56.420
I'll play me in the hossea. All right. I'll say mood against the north this time. I'm not I'm not something I'm not

03:16:57.780 --> 03:16:59.780
Bernard

03:17:03.620 --> 03:17:05.940
Well, let me get to say squirtle if you don't

03:17:05.940 --> 03:17:12.040
If you don't win this 1v1 like the you should win this one you should be as confident as you can be

03:17:16.980 --> 03:17:18.980
I've been against the best

03:17:30.700 --> 03:17:35.240
I'm just gonna click the shuffle button bro and as you shuffle I'm switching really fast back

03:17:35.940 --> 03:17:41.500
You're sick in the head dude. Yo turtle, why do you want defense this bad bro?

03:17:41.500 --> 03:17:42.940
Would you rather die than lose?

03:17:42.940 --> 03:17:45.940
Because he wants it, I don't care. He wants it so I'm not letting him have it.

03:17:47.940 --> 03:17:49.940
So you're just being a thorn in his side.

03:17:50.500 --> 03:17:51.580
Yup.

03:17:51.580 --> 03:17:55.880
So that's why I respect you bro. You're a different, you're a different folk man. You're a different kind of fellow.

03:17:57.220 --> 03:17:58.860
Cool.

03:17:58.860 --> 03:18:01.620
So, squirtle, you hate Bernard and you're not gonna listen to Bernard.

03:18:02.220 --> 03:18:04.220
Nope.

03:18:05.940 --> 03:18:07.900
The chat is calling this an ego battle.

03:18:07.900 --> 03:18:08.940
I kind of agree, man.

03:18:08.940 --> 03:18:10.460
Both sides won't give up defense.

03:18:10.460 --> 03:18:11.860
This is an ego battle.

03:18:11.860 --> 03:18:12.700
Now I'm gonna be honest.

03:18:12.700 --> 03:18:15.580
The person to go to attack probably just has more aura.

03:18:15.580 --> 03:18:16.980
Cause I mean, they just have more confidence.

03:18:16.980 --> 03:18:17.820
You know what I mean?

03:18:17.820 --> 03:18:20.300
Yeah, you're trying to manipulate me going into it.

03:18:20.300 --> 03:18:21.420
I'm not stupid.

03:18:21.420 --> 03:18:23.740
I know your games, bro.

03:18:23.740 --> 03:18:25.420
I know what you're trying to do.

03:18:25.420 --> 03:18:27.460
And trust me, I'm not falling for it.

03:18:27.460 --> 03:18:29.220
I'm not stupid.

03:18:29.220 --> 03:18:30.060
Squirt.

03:18:30.060 --> 03:18:32.140
You're gonna bait me into going to attack

03:18:32.140 --> 03:18:33.300
so I have more aura.

03:18:33.300 --> 03:18:35.740
What type of, what type of like?

03:18:35.740 --> 03:18:41.240
So, let me get this straight. You don't even care about defending. You just want it because Mudo wants it?

03:18:41.900 --> 03:18:43.420
Yup.

03:18:43.420 --> 03:18:49.500
Yeah, you're actually you might actually be a sociopath, bro. You might actually be a fucking sociopath, score.

03:18:50.820 --> 03:18:51.980
Cool.

03:18:51.980 --> 03:18:53.980
Do you know what a sociopath is?

03:18:54.980 --> 03:18:57.980
People have told me I might be one, but I don't really care.

03:18:57.980 --> 03:19:01.460
Bro, here bro, here. I'll switch teams, bro, because-

03:19:01.460 --> 03:19:02.460
Good boy!

03:19:02.460 --> 03:19:03.460
Good boy!

03:19:03.460 --> 03:19:04.460
Good boy!

03:19:04.460 --> 03:19:19.980
I'm supposed to lose this so it's okay. I'm supposed to lose this. So it's fine. Good boy.

03:19:19.980 --> 03:19:26.140
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I know what you do. You're going to sit on DM,

03:19:26.140 --> 03:19:31.180
mod is the whole game with the C4. You're going to be in every opp I play. Yep. I'm going to be

03:19:31.180 --> 03:19:35.020
Hey, then maybe we can shot them like a good plan.

03:19:35.020 --> 03:19:37.340
Chatsport over says, Muda, who do you got buddy this?

03:19:42.060 --> 03:19:45.340
Muda, whatever you do, don't let this guy into your head, bro.

03:19:45.340 --> 03:19:47.580
Because once he gets in, he can't get it out.

03:19:47.580 --> 03:19:48.980
Once he gets in, he can't get it out.

03:19:48.980 --> 03:19:50.540
He's got the might of the fore, bro.

03:19:50.540 --> 03:19:52.740
Don't let this fucking kid in your head.

03:19:52.740 --> 03:19:56.220
Yeah, right, you fuck.

03:19:56.220 --> 03:19:58.220
I'm the dawn of this game, brittle.

03:19:58.220 --> 03:19:59.540
I'm the dawn.

03:19:59.540 --> 03:20:03.540
No controller player even comes close to me bro, like none.

03:20:03.540 --> 03:20:13.300
So, Squirtle, I'm gonna name players and just like talk until you hear somebody better than you on controller, alright?

03:20:13.300 --> 03:20:17.460
So talk when you hear somebody better. Yes, when someone's better than you.

03:20:17.460 --> 03:20:22.660
On control. Alright, uh, Jynxie.

03:20:22.660 --> 03:20:26.940
Richie.

03:20:26.940 --> 03:20:27.440
Minga

03:20:31.100 --> 03:20:32.100
Uh, Kacen

03:20:35.100 --> 03:20:37.320
Uh, Stumpin

03:20:39.320 --> 03:20:40.320
Barra!

03:20:40.560 --> 03:20:42.060
So Squirtle, you're better than all of them

03:20:48.460 --> 03:20:49.960
Stumpin' on the ground

03:20:49.960 --> 03:21:02.540
Ego Mogged Aura.

03:21:02.540 --> 03:21:03.540
Squirtle vs. Muda.

03:21:03.540 --> 03:21:04.540
Round 1 under bay.

03:21:04.540 --> 03:21:11.940
Muda is on a hot streak of winning 1v1s right now.

03:21:11.940 --> 03:21:17.300
He beat Richie, he beat Bolo, he beat me, but now he faces Squirtle, who is right now

03:21:17.300 --> 03:21:19.460
the best 1v1 player on console.

03:21:22.900 --> 03:21:25.140
Squirtle starting off, sweating his nuts off

03:21:25.140 --> 03:21:26.240
on the Legion Chaka.

03:21:28.500 --> 03:21:29.840
Muda on ace.

03:21:31.300 --> 03:21:32.660
Muda's trying to drone.

03:21:34.780 --> 03:21:37.580
Muda's actually doing a good job of protecting his drones.

03:21:38.420 --> 03:21:40.580
This is not bad drone work for Muda here.

03:21:44.700 --> 03:21:46.740
Muda's droney below looking for a C4.

03:21:46.740 --> 03:21:53.740
can't find it. He's now going to start looking for Squirtle. He knows there's no C4 below,

03:21:53.740 --> 03:22:09.740
so he knows his entry point is clear. He knows that Squirtle wrote it.

03:22:09.740 --> 03:22:19.740
I don't know what to do to know if that's what I'll be left with.

03:22:19.740 --> 03:22:30.740
Move to some 1xp, move to some 1xp.

03:22:30.740 --> 03:22:32.740
Who's on 1xp?

03:22:32.740 --> 03:22:34.740
Who's on 1xp?

03:22:50.740 --> 03:22:52.740
You need to hop back on the camera.

03:22:55.740 --> 03:22:58.740
50 seconds on the clock. He's gonna read your own squirtle.

03:22:58.740 --> 03:23:05.740
He's trying to locate exactly where the squirrel is trying.

03:23:05.740 --> 03:23:06.740
Seize him!

03:23:06.740 --> 03:23:08.740
Muda takes space off of that!

03:23:08.740 --> 03:23:11.740
Muda knows exactly where the squirrel is going to be.

03:23:11.740 --> 03:23:12.740
Face the planet.

03:23:12.740 --> 03:23:17.740
The squirrel is probably too smart to fall for that though.

03:23:17.740 --> 03:23:20.740
To be honest, Muda does have side control.

03:23:20.740 --> 03:23:26.740
This is really tricky for the squirrel.

03:23:26.740 --> 03:23:28.740
You can see his foot on that angle.

03:23:28.740 --> 03:23:32.740
We're just gonna have to run to the bunk bed and stick a plant, but I think Squirtle's gonna wallbang.

03:23:32.740 --> 03:23:34.740
We're only gonna have eight bullets!

03:23:36.740 --> 03:23:38.740
What are you doing? What are you doing?

03:23:38.740 --> 03:23:41.740
You're so free. You're so free.

03:23:41.740 --> 03:23:43.740
What are you doing?

03:23:43.740 --> 03:23:46.740
You're like so lost. Like what?

03:23:46.740 --> 03:23:49.740
There's no way you lost to this guy. No.

03:23:49.740 --> 03:23:52.740
You're that bad, Hinksy.

03:23:52.740 --> 03:23:53.740
You're that bad?

03:23:53.740 --> 03:23:54.740
How did I get it straight?

03:23:54.740 --> 03:23:56.020
You lost to this guy?

03:23:56.020 --> 03:23:57.020
Dude, this bag.

03:23:57.020 --> 03:23:58.020
Wow.

03:23:58.020 --> 03:24:01.020
My mic's not even on, you little freak.

03:24:01.020 --> 03:24:04.740
Oh, I didn't know you were this bad.

03:24:04.740 --> 03:24:05.740
Wow.

03:24:05.740 --> 03:24:07.740
Can't see a bad.

03:24:07.740 --> 03:24:08.740
Wow.

03:24:08.740 --> 03:24:10.740
How does this turn into me getting insulted?

03:24:10.740 --> 03:24:12.740
Yo, Moody, you feel like I'm over here?

03:24:12.740 --> 03:24:14.740
I should have understood that.

03:24:14.740 --> 03:24:15.740
Oh, Moody's deafened.

03:24:15.740 --> 03:24:16.740
Oh.

03:24:16.740 --> 03:24:17.740
I think he's deafened to you.

03:24:17.740 --> 03:24:18.740
I'm already in the head.

03:24:18.740 --> 03:24:19.740
He's deafened for a reason.

03:24:19.740 --> 03:24:20.740
I'm already in the head, bro.

03:24:20.740 --> 03:24:24.740
It denied all he wanted, denied all he wanted.

03:24:24.740 --> 03:24:26.740
Moody in the head.

03:24:26.740 --> 03:24:28.740
Oh no.

03:24:28.740 --> 03:24:31.740
I'm already in the head. Yup. Yup.

03:24:31.740 --> 03:24:32.740
Moody in the head.

03:24:32.740 --> 03:24:34.740
Okay, and defuse bombs.

03:24:34.740 --> 03:24:38.740
Tixie, you saw that plant position when he walked in the breeze, right?

03:24:38.740 --> 03:24:39.740
You saw that, right?

03:24:39.740 --> 03:24:40.740
Yeah.

03:24:40.740 --> 03:24:42.740
Plant it in a maze?

03:24:42.740 --> 03:24:43.740
That was terrible.

03:24:43.740 --> 03:24:45.740
We call that a juicy plant, bro.

03:24:45.740 --> 03:24:46.740
That's what we call it.

03:24:46.740 --> 03:24:48.740
That's not what we call it, bro.

03:24:48.740 --> 03:24:50.740
Squirtle, can you stop turning to this, bro?

03:24:54.020 --> 03:24:55.780
That's how we called it, though, no?

03:24:55.780 --> 03:24:58.020
I thought that was the last time I was looking for you.

03:24:58.020 --> 03:25:00.580
I won, and guess what, I've never tried to win.

03:25:01.940 --> 03:25:03.820
Oh, so you're weird, you're a fake friend?

03:25:03.820 --> 03:25:06.060
Okay, chat, you just admitted for being a fake friend.

03:25:06.060 --> 03:25:07.140
You just saw it here.

03:25:07.140 --> 03:25:08.460
Known him for three years,

03:25:08.460 --> 03:25:10.220
and he's not one of you running, man.

03:25:10.220 --> 03:25:12.260
Bro, Squirtle, I probably will pay you again,

03:25:12.260 --> 03:25:13.780
but all right now.

03:25:13.780 --> 03:25:15.180
Yo, focus on winning this game

03:25:15.180 --> 03:25:17.580
with Reka's Epic Tease, bro, please.

03:25:17.580 --> 03:25:22.680
I don't have to focus bro, like this guy you low-trapped and valorant to hit a rank bro

03:25:47.580 --> 03:26:03.880
Squirtle flying trophy, moody flying back.

03:26:03.880 --> 03:26:09.080
Squirtle flashes the Aruni, Ace is so good at what he wants, he has two flashbangs,

03:26:39.080 --> 03:26:44.600
Yo, okay, it's weird one be wanting this kid. He doesn't know what he's doing. What?

03:26:47.320 --> 03:26:51.160
Okay, okay, I have to adapt to this kid. What the hell?

03:26:51.800 --> 03:26:57.720
You just guys just going what up? What am I playing against? What the hell?

03:26:59.800 --> 03:27:02.040
This guy's just putting his face on the barricade when I

03:27:02.040 --> 03:27:06.560
I hope it's not that bad.

03:27:06.560 --> 03:27:09.320
Wait, Squirtle already dropped around.

03:27:09.320 --> 03:27:12.040
In Yeti's getting mad.

03:27:12.040 --> 03:27:15.200
Bro, if Muda ends up winning this,

03:27:15.200 --> 03:27:18.360
I'll actually be speechless, bro.

03:27:18.360 --> 03:27:21.040
I'll actually be speechless.

03:27:21.040 --> 03:27:23.560
I can definitely see why Kitsie lost this guy.

03:27:23.560 --> 03:27:25.480
You got it.

03:27:25.480 --> 03:27:26.120
Yeah, bro.

03:27:26.120 --> 03:27:27.560
You never know what's coming next.

03:27:27.560 --> 03:27:28.720
That his aim is perfect, bro.

03:27:28.720 --> 03:27:31.080
It's pretty miserable.

03:27:31.080 --> 03:27:32.420
Enjoy, bro. Have fun.

03:27:32.420 --> 03:27:34.080
It's like, you don't even know, bro.

03:27:34.080 --> 03:27:37.420
I can see why, because he's putting a face on Beargaze

03:27:37.420 --> 03:27:40.560
without knowing what he's doing.

03:27:40.560 --> 03:27:41.560
OK, let's see.

03:27:44.560 --> 03:27:45.640
See, the thing about me, you know,

03:27:45.640 --> 03:27:48.560
is I adapt mid-1v1, you don't adapt.

03:27:48.560 --> 03:27:50.320
You're just an idiot, you know what I mean?

03:27:50.320 --> 03:27:51.000
OK.

03:27:51.000 --> 03:27:54.440
Happy Wednesday, me and Loak Jake and DeFuse Bob.

03:27:54.440 --> 03:27:55.440
Bro, just win the game, bro.

03:27:55.440 --> 03:27:55.800
You got it?

03:27:55.800 --> 03:27:56.720
Nothing.

03:27:56.720 --> 03:27:58.960
Just win the game.

03:27:58.960 --> 03:28:00.960
Jack squirtle my fucking loose!

03:28:03.120 --> 03:28:06.120
Bro, squirtle loose this, I would not feel bad about losing the loot anymore.

03:28:07.400 --> 03:28:10.600
Loot of my actions, be like the greatest, uh, gamer ever.

03:28:14.160 --> 03:28:16.160
Okay, Mooda's on Doka B.

03:28:16.560 --> 03:28:18.560
I think it's following the warden.

03:28:21.960 --> 03:28:25.960
Which means, Mooda's flashbangs are gonna be pretty useless.

03:28:28.960 --> 03:28:45.960
of

03:28:45.960 --> 03:29:11.960
Drunk comes out.

03:29:11.960 --> 03:29:15.960
Squirtle's flanking. I think he put a C4 up along.

03:29:15.960 --> 03:29:17.960
Oh no.

03:29:17.960 --> 03:29:21.960
What if he drones it though? Good drone work by Luda.

03:29:21.960 --> 03:29:23.960
Wow.

03:29:27.960 --> 03:29:31.960
Actually, an incredible, incredible drone by Luda.

03:29:31.960 --> 03:29:41.960
He used the doke to be called and now he knows four of us in here.

03:29:41.960 --> 03:29:44.960
He's looking at the wrong spot though.

03:29:57.960 --> 03:30:00.960
We just found him a lot of times already.

03:30:00.960 --> 03:30:03.280
the most boring one I've ever played in my life, but oh.

03:30:04.800 --> 03:30:06.000
This part is complaining.

03:30:22.000 --> 03:30:23.280
Why would he run? He has a shotgun.

03:30:24.000 --> 03:30:24.720
Why would...

03:30:25.120 --> 03:30:26.800
Why would Squirtle run? He has a shotgun.

03:30:26.800 --> 03:30:33.800
Wait, what's the point of taking a long-range dump out of that as we're dealing with a shotty?

03:30:33.800 --> 03:30:36.800
Why would Sportle run?

03:30:36.800 --> 03:30:38.800
He's gonna die now.

03:30:38.800 --> 03:30:40.800
Bro, he's dead.

03:30:40.800 --> 03:30:42.800
What the f-

03:30:45.800 --> 03:30:49.800
What is he doing?

03:30:49.800 --> 03:30:53.800
Why is he just going in the mid- oh, okay.

03:30:53.800 --> 03:30:57.800
This guy's used to valorant. Oh my lord.

03:30:57.800 --> 03:31:00.800
What?

03:31:00.800 --> 03:31:04.800
Okay, this is boring as hell. Is he just going to be deaf in the whole game?

03:31:10.800 --> 03:31:12.800
Ugh.

03:31:13.800 --> 03:31:16.800
Oh my god.

03:31:16.800 --> 03:31:20.800
Squirtle, why didn't you just sit close to Shali, bro?

03:31:20.800 --> 03:31:25.320
So I thought he was gonna be holding the attic pixel right so I ran across to beat him, but

03:31:25.320 --> 03:31:30.080
I still used to valorate he's holding wide angles and rainbow succeed

03:31:34.400 --> 03:31:40.180
You understand that like he's holding wide angles and rainbow succeed whoa just take it easy man

03:31:42.680 --> 03:31:46.640
No, you're not hit like you're not that guy bro, it's cool. I'm just saying bro

03:31:46.640 --> 03:31:49.560
You talked trophy door with a shot he's never killing me there

03:31:50.800 --> 03:31:55.800
No way, really? So I thought I was gonna give it a playtime. But you know, I forgot I'm playing an actor.

03:31:55.800 --> 03:32:01.800
He puts his whole body in the middle of the open for no reason.

03:32:05.800 --> 03:32:11.800
I think we got a little bit of rage going. A little bit of rage going.

03:32:11.800 --> 03:32:14.800
A little bit of rage!

03:32:14.800 --> 03:32:18.840
bro all you have to do is just sit close Chad I'm not tweaking I'm not

03:32:18.840 --> 03:32:23.080
tweaking at all all you have to do is sit close

03:32:25.360 --> 03:32:34.240
just we do cases tonight it's been like a week I kind of miss it

03:32:34.240 --> 03:32:35.140
Shit, I said!

03:32:37.440 --> 03:32:38.240
Like later.

03:32:39.040 --> 03:32:41.140
It's been like a week, bro. It's been like a week!

03:32:41.640 --> 03:32:42.640
It's been like a week!

03:32:47.640 --> 03:32:49.840
Squirtle. Oh my God, Squirtle's going ying.

03:32:50.340 --> 03:32:52.540
Bro, the thing is though, Mood is on form.

03:32:53.740 --> 03:32:55.240
Which like, to be honest,

03:32:56.540 --> 03:32:59.240
ying doesn't really do anything against storm, cuz...

03:33:00.840 --> 03:33:02.840
Like yeah, Squirtle can blind him or whatever,

03:33:02.840 --> 03:33:04.440
But you can't even walk in sight.

03:33:08.440 --> 03:33:09.840
Alright, what is he doing?

03:33:10.440 --> 03:33:12.240
He just stood in the center of the doorframe?

03:33:13.840 --> 03:33:14.640
No.

03:33:17.240 --> 03:33:19.240
We actually got a close game on our hands though.

03:33:19.640 --> 03:33:20.840
Oh, this is boring as hell.

03:33:20.840 --> 03:33:24.040
Can you like make him go on death fence like I'm playing in silence here?

03:33:24.440 --> 03:33:27.440
Yeah, bro, like, yeah, yeah, I'll see what I can do, bro. I'll see what I can do.

03:33:28.040 --> 03:33:29.640
I'm gonna go to his stream.

03:33:29.640 --> 03:33:31.240
You understand what I mean?

03:33:31.240 --> 03:33:33.120
Like, I can't, like, this is boring, right?

03:33:39.280 --> 03:33:44.040
On deaf and squirtle wants to talk to you.

03:33:56.720 --> 03:33:58.080
All right, Jackson.

03:33:58.080 --> 03:34:01.420
Let's have it in the chat.

03:34:01.420 --> 03:34:03.680
Oi.

03:34:03.680 --> 03:34:06.840
All right, that's it.

03:34:06.840 --> 03:34:08.440
He's not going to know what to do downstairs,

03:34:08.440 --> 03:34:11.840
but there's even more downstairs to this map.

03:34:11.840 --> 03:34:13.480
Relhike.

03:34:13.480 --> 03:34:14.240
I think he does.

03:34:14.240 --> 03:34:15.240
I think he knows.

03:34:20.680 --> 03:34:21.800
What do you mean, L-type?

03:34:21.800 --> 03:34:22.640
Right, that's fast.

03:34:22.640 --> 03:34:23.640
I could just shout out.

03:34:23.640 --> 03:34:24.640
I think he knows to enter the bones.

03:34:24.640 --> 03:34:26.480
I really just put as many bombs as they can.

03:34:26.480 --> 03:34:29.480
He shouldn't be able to have enough time to enter, well.

03:34:32.480 --> 03:34:36.480
It's not a bad strategy. It's not a bad strategy from Squirtgog.

03:34:37.480 --> 03:34:40.480
His chat is telling him to not talk to Squirtle.

03:34:40.480 --> 03:34:41.480
Ah, it's him.

03:34:41.480 --> 03:34:42.480
Where's my crew list?

03:34:43.480 --> 03:34:45.480
He said, hell no.

03:34:49.480 --> 03:34:54.480
Apparently his chat said to not unfathom him so you can't talk to him.

03:34:56.480 --> 03:34:58.480
Bro, what?

03:35:02.480 --> 03:35:05.480
This is gonna be the most boring gift. Why am I even in the Discord?

03:35:08.680 --> 03:35:10.680
I'm out then, bro

03:35:11.680 --> 03:35:13.680
Squirtle left

03:35:14.600 --> 03:35:17.640
Squirtle left. I don't even blame him, bro

03:35:19.840 --> 03:35:21.840
Okay, I'll uh

03:35:23.080 --> 03:35:25.080
I'll sit in the discord then

03:35:25.080 --> 03:35:28.080
Bro, two to two, we got a game.

03:35:28.080 --> 03:35:35.080
Squirtle's strategy is it takes Muta so long to enter that he's just gonna play Goyle in burn time.

03:35:35.080 --> 03:35:39.080
It's not a bad shout. It's really not a bad shout from the squirt.

03:35:45.080 --> 03:35:54.080
Muta's level like 90, so like I feel like Muta's probably at the point where he knows most of the operators release.

03:35:55.080 --> 03:35:59.080
Muda shoots the can.

03:35:59.080 --> 03:36:02.080
The attack comes out of Squirtle.

03:36:02.080 --> 03:36:05.080
Bruce, to be fair, Squirtle's actually off to a worse start than I was.

03:36:05.080 --> 03:36:08.080
I was 4-0 and I lost.

03:36:08.080 --> 03:36:13.080
Ooh, good on Muda to shoot the Goyo right away, this way he has a lot of time to enter.

03:36:13.080 --> 03:36:15.080
But there is another Goyo to worry about.

03:36:15.080 --> 03:36:18.080
Squirtle, I'm gonna be honest, Squirtle is playing this pretty smart.

03:36:18.080 --> 03:36:21.080
He's trying to use time against Muda.

03:36:21.080 --> 03:36:24.080
He doesn't want to take a lot of direct gunfights with him, which is smart.

03:36:24.080 --> 03:36:29.560
smart. Muda's aim is actually disgusting. We got a close game, though, chat! Muda's

03:36:29.560 --> 03:36:40.840
still drowning. Muda's gonna shoot down both of the bear kids. This way Squirtle has, like,

03:36:40.840 --> 03:36:57.720
We're gonna have 40 seconds to end this, we're only put two coils over there.

03:36:57.720 --> 03:36:58.720
Good job work.

03:36:58.720 --> 03:36:59.720
What is in?

03:36:59.720 --> 03:37:05.320
He's gonna know what the, no one's got attention, no one's the whole way.

03:37:05.320 --> 03:37:06.320
Back on his camp.

03:37:06.320 --> 03:37:10.440
What is Johnny?

03:37:10.440 --> 03:37:12.440
He knows where Squirtle has to be.

03:37:13.440 --> 03:37:15.440
Squirtle's a shot.

03:37:20.440 --> 03:37:22.440
Squirtle runs.

03:37:22.440 --> 03:37:24.440
Squirtle might get back. I know that. I'm not even kidding.

03:37:24.440 --> 03:37:26.440
Squirtle might get back. He's getting back to work.

03:37:28.440 --> 03:37:31.440
What are we looking at? What are we looking at?

03:37:31.440 --> 03:37:34.440
He shot the... What are you shot the wall?

03:37:34.440 --> 03:37:36.440
Who don't know?

03:37:37.440 --> 03:37:39.440
What the fuck?

03:37:40.440 --> 03:37:42.440
Who laid out the wall?

03:37:42.440 --> 03:37:44.440
What?

03:37:52.440 --> 03:37:54.440
What?

03:37:56.440 --> 03:37:58.440
What?

03:38:10.440 --> 03:38:29.840
What was that dude you squirtle shut a hole in the wall, bro.

03:38:29.840 --> 03:38:32.600
Yeah squirtle is not going to win this chat, this is cooked.

03:38:32.600 --> 03:38:35.560
You can't be giving up rounds like that, bro.

03:38:35.560 --> 03:38:38.240
Bro, I thought you saw the wall though.

03:38:38.240 --> 03:38:40.240
Why do you leave, Jinxie?

03:38:40.240 --> 03:38:48.840
He left discord cuz you weren't talking I guess is what he said is it bad not to talk

03:38:49.840 --> 03:38:52.340
It's up to you, bro. I mean you don't have to talk to him. I

03:38:53.280 --> 03:38:55.280
Didn't I'm holding up so far

03:38:55.800 --> 03:38:58.400
I think you're doing good, bro, but that brown was like

03:38:59.440 --> 03:39:01.960
Bad you saw him shoot the hole in the wall man. I

03:39:02.960 --> 03:39:04.960
Didn't even see him not

03:39:05.360 --> 03:39:07.360
I didn't see him. I didn't see him

03:39:07.360 --> 03:39:13.080
boy I just plays pretty shotgun you bro like I think you're doing good though I

03:39:13.080 --> 03:39:18.760
think you're doing good oh yeah I think it's good like you're taking a lot of

03:39:18.760 --> 03:39:21.760
time drowning but that's better than I'm not drilling at all and just running

03:39:21.760 --> 03:39:25.600
into them like I don't think you're playing bad

03:39:26.440 --> 03:39:34.760
you're playing well you might rejoin the core out of the party but I'm

03:39:34.760 --> 03:39:38.120
I'm probably gonna death in a game then if he joins bro. I can't listen to his fucking voice, I'll tweak it up.

03:39:38.120 --> 03:39:39.720
Okay okay okay.

03:39:41.800 --> 03:39:42.680
Okay bro.

03:39:45.680 --> 03:39:47.440
I tried to take extreme slimes for some time.

03:39:47.440 --> 03:39:49.000
He doesn't actually do that does he?

03:39:49.000 --> 03:39:51.840
He has a history of slimes in his mind. I don't think he slimes anymore.

03:39:52.520 --> 03:39:53.720
I'm gonna mute the... okay.

03:39:54.080 --> 03:39:54.880
Just turn that around.

03:40:04.760 --> 03:40:11.760
Oh.

03:40:14.760 --> 03:40:17.760
Brawuda actually looks like comp.

03:40:25.760 --> 03:40:27.760
Holy wallbang.

03:40:27.760 --> 03:40:28.760
Raaah!

03:40:28.760 --> 03:40:30.760
Muda could win this.

03:40:39.760 --> 03:40:41.760
Squirtle's actually disgusting.

03:40:41.760 --> 03:40:43.760
Squirtle is...

03:40:45.760 --> 03:40:47.760
That's a bad peek.

03:40:48.760 --> 03:40:50.760
That's a bad peek.

03:40:50.760 --> 03:40:59.560
Muda on the Fenbreers, once they trigger, it takes like a whole second for them to actually

03:40:59.560 --> 03:41:00.560
go fully blind.

03:41:00.560 --> 03:41:02.600
So like at first they can still see when it triggers.

03:41:02.600 --> 03:41:04.880
Bro, I thought I can see.

03:41:04.880 --> 03:41:05.880
No.

03:41:05.880 --> 03:41:07.680
It takes like a second for them to go fully blind.

03:41:07.680 --> 03:41:09.200
So just keep that in mind if you ever go.

03:41:09.200 --> 03:41:12.400
If I waited a second, I would have won that fight.

03:41:12.400 --> 03:41:14.240
He still would have pre-fired that spot.

03:41:14.240 --> 03:41:15.240
So it's kind of hard to say.

03:41:15.240 --> 03:41:16.240
I don't really know.

03:41:16.240 --> 03:41:18.880
Because he already knows where like where you're are

03:41:25.840 --> 03:41:30.560
El coaching but yeah, he's new to the game. It's not really like fair to not tell him like how abilities work

03:41:33.280 --> 03:41:35.280
Me squirtle still winning

03:41:36.280 --> 03:41:40.280
But yeah, I get started the stream seven even help in a 1v1 like how does that even

03:41:40.280 --> 03:41:47.280
It doesn't help as much as like a 5v5 to be fair, because like a 5v5 you could literally

03:41:47.280 --> 03:41:50.880
call out somebody's entire strat and how many roamers they have.

03:41:50.880 --> 03:41:56.560
But in a 1v1, yeah, you'll know their operator, you'll know where they are.

03:41:56.560 --> 03:42:00.600
I mean, think about it, you'll never have to use the prep phase again to drone.

03:42:00.600 --> 03:42:04.480
You'll know their site, you'll know their op, you'll know their position with a one

03:42:04.480 --> 03:42:05.480
second of the line.

03:42:05.480 --> 03:42:06.960
I mean, yeah, it definitely helps for sure.

03:42:06.960 --> 03:42:07.960
It definitely helps.

03:42:07.960 --> 03:42:14.960
now but I don't think it's going to stop

03:42:27.140 --> 03:42:34.140
a bomb has been located

03:42:37.960 --> 03:42:47.960
I'm going to play solid snake.

03:42:47.960 --> 03:42:57.960
You would have found the site that I was playing.

03:42:57.960 --> 03:42:59.960
Moody can take site.

03:42:59.960 --> 03:43:01.960
I'm going to mess it up.

03:43:01.960 --> 03:43:03.960
Bro, I'm going to mess it up.

03:43:03.960 --> 03:43:04.960
Bad.

03:43:04.960 --> 03:43:06.960
Moody can take site now.

03:43:06.960 --> 03:43:13.280
Oh my god, Moot is actually like good at this game for like a level 80. No, he's just stuck the plant though

03:43:13.280 --> 03:43:15.280
I don't know why he got off it. No

03:43:15.880 --> 03:43:18.880
Moot it might be cooked now. Wait now I can plant

03:43:21.600 --> 03:43:23.600
Sticking it, sticking it, sticking it

03:43:28.400 --> 03:43:30.640
For all he has to do is stick one plant, that's it

03:43:30.640 --> 03:43:52.000
That's a good spot, well, maybe you can see the split, but who is actually good, like

03:43:52.000 --> 03:43:56.240
he's moving around, you know what I'm saying.

03:43:56.240 --> 03:44:00.740
Swirls want to keep it so as Muda. They're both one health!

03:44:06.680 --> 03:44:11.660
They're both one health chat. They're both one health chat. This is actually fucking crazy.

03:44:26.240 --> 03:44:33.240
I think it's going to be a good idea.

03:44:33.240 --> 03:44:42.240
Wait, he fainted the sound.

03:44:42.240 --> 03:44:46.240
Wait, Muda's actually a god.

03:44:46.240 --> 03:44:48.240
Look at what he did.

03:44:48.240 --> 03:44:50.240
He fainted.

03:44:50.240 --> 03:44:55.240
That was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

03:44:55.240 --> 03:44:57.240
I mean, they just can't teach that, bro.

03:44:57.240 --> 03:44:58.240
It's just common logic.

03:44:58.240 --> 03:45:00.240
It's common logic.

03:45:00.240 --> 03:45:07.240
Muda, you're actually like, I mean, bro, you could be pro in this game if you gave it like two years.

03:45:07.240 --> 03:45:08.240
I'm not even kidding.

03:45:08.240 --> 03:45:09.240
Wow.

03:45:09.240 --> 03:45:11.240
Dude, what's a good character?

03:45:11.240 --> 03:45:12.240
You gotta tell me something, bro.

03:45:12.240 --> 03:45:13.240
Tell me something about the character.

03:45:13.240 --> 03:45:16.240
I can't really, because I can see his character, so like, it's not really a character at all.

03:45:16.240 --> 03:45:17.240
Oh, okay, okay, okay.

03:45:17.240 --> 03:45:19.240
But I mean, you already know the good character.

03:45:19.240 --> 03:45:20.920
good is it's been you're a good pic

03:45:20.920 --> 03:45:22.840
Fenrir is never gonna be a bad pic I

03:45:22.840 --> 03:45:24.120
don't want me what never gonna be bad

03:45:24.120 --> 03:45:27.640
it's never gonna be bad

03:45:27.640 --> 03:45:32.000
Muda that was the smartest thing I've ever

03:45:32.000 --> 03:45:35.320
liked Muda good shit thank you

03:45:35.320 --> 03:45:37.400
how are you level 80 what the fuck

03:45:37.400 --> 03:45:39.040
you've never played on any other account

03:45:39.040 --> 03:45:40.800
now I've thrown my life that's from a

03:45:40.800 --> 03:45:42.440
left from a left no bro you're past

03:45:42.440 --> 03:45:44.720
30 hours doing that what the fuck

03:45:44.720 --> 03:45:46.640
I just I don't know I feel it's

03:45:46.640 --> 03:45:53.280
logic they play a lot of cod bro bro but like no way to shoot away from him was

03:45:53.280 --> 03:45:59.240
so smart because it's enticed him in this way but that was so good you know

03:45:59.240 --> 03:46:02.480
just like you hear him you had to hurt him I heard him I heard him I heard him

03:46:02.480 --> 03:46:12.560
well fucking play bro I'm very impressed wow I mean that's just

03:46:12.560 --> 03:46:30.200
natural talent. So that's natural talent. We got a bolt in him. It's the nose. Oh my

03:46:30.200 --> 03:46:39.560
god. Squirtle is, Squirtle is winning but it's closed. Squirtle is winning but Mooda

03:46:39.560 --> 03:46:41.560
Right on his ass

03:46:42.000 --> 03:46:44.000
No, what's just like

03:46:45.200 --> 03:46:50.260
When we don't reaches a hundred hours, he's gonna be a scary player, bro. I mean, yes, what 35 hours 30 hours

03:46:52.200 --> 03:46:53.960
30 hours like

03:46:53.960 --> 03:46:56.740
Bro, he's gonna be a scary player at a hundred hours

03:46:57.260 --> 03:47:00.900
Because once you get a hundred hours and seeds like that's when the game starts opening up for you

03:47:00.900 --> 03:47:02.900
And it makes a lot of sense

03:47:09.560 --> 03:47:34.560
I got a close game on our hands.

03:47:34.560 --> 03:47:43.960
I'm going to go outplayed by Squirtle.

03:47:43.960 --> 03:47:47.800
Bro Zero was such a good pick by Squirtle because he can break all of Mooda's baguettes.

03:47:47.800 --> 03:47:50.400
And see how he's putting them on that side of the wall?

03:47:50.400 --> 03:48:00.160
Mooda can't shoot them unless he runs in front of Squirtle.

03:48:00.160 --> 03:48:01.160
Squirtle's 1HP.

03:48:01.160 --> 03:48:03.160
Squirtle, I knew this came!

03:48:03.160 --> 03:48:04.160
Squirtle, I actually-

03:48:04.160 --> 03:48:08.840
Mooda's gonna free fire. That's the same free-fire mood of it. That is the same free-fire mood of it

03:48:21.840 --> 03:48:28.880
Yo Mooda, I'm not kidding when I say this. Yeah, you are the best new player in the history of this game

03:48:28.880 --> 03:48:34.460
Wallahi God can strike me down if I'm like you're the best brother you're

03:48:34.460 --> 03:48:38.660
pre-firing you're pre-firing people on pixels you did the same thing to me last

03:48:38.660 --> 03:48:43.040
night I was watching my cat this was the same way I got pre-fired so I was

03:48:43.040 --> 03:48:47.220
watching Squirtle and you pre-fire yeah how hard is the pre-firing on a pixel you

03:48:47.220 --> 03:48:51.340
have to hit like a inch you have an inch to hit bro he's only exposing his

03:48:51.340 --> 03:48:55.580
head there because he's leaning that is what I was saying my god Jixi what

03:48:55.580 --> 03:48:59.020
What's a good attack off without his like without looking at his attack off?

03:48:59.020 --> 03:49:00.580
What's a good it is no matter good?

03:49:00.580 --> 03:49:07.580
Um, I use no matter line one of the ones I mean, yeah, I used no matter lot.

03:49:07.580 --> 03:49:10.780
Like I can see his off and there's an off that would hard counter it, but I'm not gonna

03:49:10.780 --> 03:49:12.140
like say what it is.

03:49:12.140 --> 03:49:13.140
Just play what you like, bro.

03:49:13.140 --> 03:49:14.140
Play what you like.

03:49:14.140 --> 03:49:15.140
I don't want to help you at all.

03:49:15.140 --> 03:49:16.140
Has everyone banned?

03:49:16.140 --> 03:49:18.140
Yeah, I know he's smart.

03:49:18.140 --> 03:49:20.180
He's a smart kid.

03:49:20.180 --> 03:49:23.500
I don't want to like give you off suggestions because then they will say like you're

03:49:23.500 --> 03:49:24.500
cheating.

03:49:24.500 --> 03:49:25.500
Yeah, sure.

03:49:25.500 --> 03:49:28.500
4-4 right now it's just impressive enough in itself.

03:49:28.500 --> 03:49:32.500
Where he's been playing this game since he was like 11.

03:49:32.500 --> 03:49:34.500
Oh no no sorry.

03:49:34.500 --> 03:49:39.500
He's been playing this game since he was like 8 I think he's only 5 seconds left.

03:49:39.500 --> 03:49:42.500
What's the reason why he keeps switching up the uh...

03:49:42.500 --> 03:49:47.500
He's trying to make you uncomfortable because he knows you're new to the game.

03:49:47.500 --> 03:49:56.580
Oh my bad he started playing season he was four and he's 15 I've been playing

03:49:56.580 --> 03:50:03.420
seats for 11 years. Four. Brother Mooda I've been on the game for 30 hours bro. 30 hours!

03:50:03.420 --> 03:50:09.380
And uh, that should say I can't believe it's fucking, it's a long time bro. It's a long

03:50:09.380 --> 03:50:14.340
time. Bro, it's quarter of a playing game for 11 years Mooda's been playing for 30

03:50:14.340 --> 03:50:19.860
Muda is the best new player I've ever seen. I can't even explain this. I've

03:50:19.860 --> 03:50:23.460
never seen anything like this. I've never seen anyone like Muda to where they

03:50:23.460 --> 03:50:27.540
pick up seeds and just instantly like adapt everything and that crazy, eh?

03:50:27.540 --> 03:50:34.580
Okay, isn't this just insane? This is crazy, bro.

03:50:36.740 --> 03:50:40.900
I've never seen anything like this, bro.

03:50:40.900 --> 03:50:51.740
I can never take anything like this.

03:50:51.740 --> 03:50:55.700
We might have a overtime match point 6-6 game here.

03:50:55.700 --> 03:51:02.700
You might have a 6-6 game.

03:51:13.260 --> 03:51:18.260
Right now I was going to say, if I was a snortle, I would put all of my joyles on the store because this is the only spot where you push a snortle.

03:51:18.260 --> 03:51:22.260
So I would just like basically completely gamble about if you push a snortle.

03:51:22.260 --> 03:51:23.900
It's been a long time, holy shit.

03:51:23.900 --> 03:51:28.060
bro I'm gonna be honest chat I think it's a bug I think mood is gonna lose on

03:51:28.060 --> 03:51:31.180
time I'm not controlling

03:51:33.900 --> 03:51:42.780
bro because Squirtle has a whole nother Goya he could play behind this is

03:51:42.780 --> 03:51:46.900
really bad for Muda I think when it's all said and done Muda's gonna have

03:51:46.900 --> 03:51:50.660
30 seconds? Maybe 35, if I'm correct.

03:51:50.660 --> 03:51:53.140
Because Goyos take 25 seconds to pop.

03:51:55.140 --> 03:51:57.140
Alright, so we're just gonna have about...

03:51:59.140 --> 03:52:01.140
I tried it after all.

03:52:03.140 --> 03:52:05.140
So obvious, but fuck.

03:52:11.140 --> 03:52:15.140
Yeah, he's playing very smart, he's playing smart, he's trying to not...

03:52:15.140 --> 03:52:19.900
I knew it was gonna do that. I just I should have took more careful when I swung that angle even more careful

03:52:20.980 --> 03:52:23.340
Just those shotguns bro like it's locked

03:52:24.540 --> 03:52:31.140
Yeah, that's a slog those are like the most used guns in the game right now because the only defenders that have a cult is

03:52:32.420 --> 03:52:35.940
Check what is it? It's just Coio in century. Does anybody else have a call? I?

03:52:37.140 --> 03:52:39.180
Think it's literally I mean and then boss G

03:52:39.180 --> 03:52:46.180
I think that shits us.

03:52:46.180 --> 03:52:47.180
Kade or Rooney?

03:52:47.180 --> 03:52:50.100
Oh yeah, yeah, the DMRs, the DMRs, the DMRs.

03:52:50.100 --> 03:52:55.620
Those DMRs as good as the girl that I used, what's her name?

03:52:55.620 --> 03:52:56.620
Missouri?

03:52:56.620 --> 03:53:00.340
Like are those slugs shocking as good as the DMRs on Missouri?

03:53:00.340 --> 03:53:01.340
Rooney?

03:53:01.340 --> 03:53:03.540
Yeah, Rooney's a good one.

03:53:03.540 --> 03:53:06.340
It's kind of personal preference, bro, honestly.

03:53:06.340 --> 03:53:13.640
The thing is, the slugs might not be as good, but the abilities of Goyo and Kate are so good that people just use it anyways.

03:53:13.640 --> 03:53:17.640
But I'd say they're about equal, honestly. I think they're both around equal.

03:53:17.640 --> 03:53:22.340
I think the slugs do more damage, but they have a little more kick to them.

03:53:22.340 --> 03:53:26.340
A RWD DMR has no kick at all, as you can tell. It just chews.

03:53:29.340 --> 03:53:32.340
But, I mean, realistically, you're gonna have to win an attack.

03:53:32.340 --> 03:53:35.340
I think if you keep winning defenses, then you're gonna want to attack your win.

03:53:36.340 --> 03:53:50.140
We got a ball game and a half on our hands.

03:53:50.140 --> 03:54:02.500
I don't think putting that finbrier there makes much sense for Muda.

03:54:02.500 --> 03:54:04.020
I think Gamos has a bad dick.

03:54:04.020 --> 03:54:06.020
Oh no Squirtle's gonna shock on him.

03:54:06.020 --> 03:54:08.020
Mooda, what are you doing buddy?

03:54:08.020 --> 03:54:10.020
Oh no.

03:54:10.020 --> 03:54:12.020
Squirtle's gonna, she's gonna mate him.

03:54:15.020 --> 03:54:17.020
He's getting the Squirtle Classic right now.

03:54:17.020 --> 03:54:19.020
This is the Squirtle treatment.

03:54:24.020 --> 03:54:26.020
Oh no.

03:54:29.020 --> 03:54:31.020
I think Mooda's cuddled.

03:54:31.020 --> 03:54:33.020
He's just literally one health.

03:54:33.020 --> 03:54:35.260
So what did he destroy to his nades though?

03:54:35.260 --> 03:54:39.020
Ooh, Muda had a pocket fenderear.

03:54:39.020 --> 03:54:41.620
And that's smart by Muda.

03:54:41.620 --> 03:54:45.620
He had a fenderear in his pocket and Muda's standing on concrete.

03:54:45.620 --> 03:54:47.620
He knows what he's doing.

03:54:47.620 --> 03:54:51.220
Bro, Muda's actually so smart.

03:54:51.220 --> 03:54:52.460
Oh!

03:54:52.460 --> 03:54:56.700
He saved the fenderear because he knew Squirtle would nade it and now he has a fenderear

03:54:56.700 --> 03:54:57.700
on the door.

03:54:57.700 --> 03:55:02.300
Squirtle cannot get in either of these doors without being fully blinded.

03:55:02.300 --> 03:55:07.260
Mike win this round just because he had a fender in his pocket. That's why it's always good to have a fender in your pocket

03:55:07.260 --> 03:55:09.760
Same with board same with Ella always have one in your pocket

03:55:10.300 --> 03:55:12.500
Because they destroy from Squirtle's dad

03:55:15.540 --> 03:55:17.540
Squirtle's actually gonna lose this round on 9k

03:55:21.060 --> 03:55:24.580
No, I fat fingered my fucking button

03:55:29.700 --> 03:55:31.700
Moon is gotta be pissed

03:55:32.300 --> 03:55:42.700
Oh, he misclicked it's over chat it's actually over he misclicked

03:55:53.100 --> 03:55:55.740
Bro you pulled out class right out in the middle of the round bro

03:55:55.740 --> 03:56:02.740
Shaisa, Shaisa, I know, bro, who taught you about saving a Fenrir in your pocket?

03:56:02.740 --> 03:56:03.740
Who taught you about that?

03:56:03.740 --> 03:56:04.740
Just thought about it.

03:56:04.740 --> 03:56:07.740
If they destroy it, you always have one extra.

03:56:07.740 --> 03:56:08.740
No one even told you that.

03:56:08.740 --> 03:56:09.740
You just knew that yourself.

03:56:09.740 --> 03:56:13.740
That's like only like higher ranks knew that.

03:56:13.740 --> 03:56:14.740
I swear to God.

03:56:14.740 --> 03:56:19.740
All the lower ranks throw all their thorns where you're doing against me with thorn

03:56:19.740 --> 03:56:20.740
too.

03:56:20.740 --> 03:56:21.740
You would like save one.

03:56:21.740 --> 03:56:22.740
Yeah, I'd always save one.

03:56:22.740 --> 03:56:24.740
I just think you threw it because yeah, because like if I break it, you have

03:56:24.740 --> 03:56:27.020
You're making, you're having a basket, shit, bro.

03:56:27.020 --> 03:56:29.860
But bro, JX, like fuck!

03:56:29.860 --> 03:56:32.020
You could win this, you could win this, good luck, bro.

03:56:34.180 --> 03:56:36.380
I made it again, bro, Squirtle switched it up

03:56:36.380 --> 03:56:38.500
and went warden up top because he's,

03:56:38.500 --> 03:56:40.740
Squirtle's mindset is probably like,

03:56:40.740 --> 03:56:42.780
okay, we're just gonna assume

03:56:42.780 --> 03:56:44.420
I'm going down the coil again.

03:56:48.860 --> 03:56:49.980
10 seconds remaining.

03:56:49.980 --> 03:57:02.260
I've never seen a level 80 this good, never in my life I've seen a level 80 player this

03:57:02.260 --> 03:57:03.260
good.

03:57:03.260 --> 03:57:05.500
Not even clip off.

03:57:05.500 --> 03:57:09.620
Most level 80s are fucking brunt or comp.

03:57:09.620 --> 03:57:11.300
I've never seen a level 80.

03:57:11.300 --> 03:57:12.300
Somebody said me.

03:57:12.300 --> 03:57:13.300
All right.

03:57:13.300 --> 03:57:16.300
Chicken nugget with the prime chicken nugget I love you bro.

03:57:16.300 --> 03:57:20.300
You look out of something, I appreciate it.

03:57:20.300 --> 03:57:24.300
Muda's last hope is going to be solid to make your chat.

03:57:24.300 --> 03:57:34.300
You guys think B03 is on separate maps? Muda wins? I think? I disagree. Muda only really knows Oregon right now.

03:57:40.300 --> 03:57:45.300
I think if Muda played every day for like two, three years, he could probably get probably, but why would he do that?

03:57:46.300 --> 03:57:48.300
He already like streams this thing.

03:57:48.300 --> 03:57:49.300
I'm gonna be one of them.

03:57:49.300 --> 03:57:51.300
I think he can get thrown like three years.

03:57:53.300 --> 03:57:55.300
Fully learn all the maps. Fully learn all the apps.

03:57:55.300 --> 03:57:57.300
Learn all the straps and stuff.

03:57:58.300 --> 03:58:01.300
Cause like they ain't even in like just general knowledge is there.

03:58:09.300 --> 03:58:11.300
Dude, Uda has a grenade chat.

03:58:11.300 --> 03:58:13.300
I feel like he's gonna use this well.

03:58:16.300 --> 03:58:23.300
I don't know if it hit there, that was so smart.

03:58:46.300 --> 03:58:52.300
I didn't even come out of there. That was so smart.

03:58:55.300 --> 03:58:57.300
G.G.

03:58:58.300 --> 03:59:01.300
My God, bro, that's so annoying, bro.

03:59:02.300 --> 03:59:10.300
You just played the best Oregon 1v1er on console and only lost by 3 rounds on your first week of the game. That is not bad, bro.

03:59:11.300 --> 03:59:14.300
My God, you see, he plays like so weird, bro.

03:59:14.300 --> 03:59:20.140
Wait, Samuta, you think you would do better or worse on like other maps?

03:59:20.140 --> 03:59:24.140
Because I think like, you gotta learn other maps, bro.

03:59:24.140 --> 03:59:25.820
Like, I don't want to go on club, right?

03:59:25.820 --> 03:59:26.940
I don't want to go on club.

03:59:26.940 --> 03:59:27.980
You want to go on me?

03:59:27.980 --> 03:59:28.780
Bro, I don't.

03:59:29.660 --> 03:59:34.300
Oh, bro, because you like own my soul, bro.

03:59:34.300 --> 03:59:36.140
Yeah, but bro, it's the time for redemption.

03:59:36.140 --> 03:59:38.780
Second of all, I should do club, because I know how to do Oregon.

03:59:40.300 --> 03:59:42.060
Like, one way to find out on club.

03:59:42.060 --> 03:59:42.620
I don't want to play club.

03:59:42.620 --> 03:59:45.620
Do you want to play me on border?

03:59:46.620 --> 03:59:47.620
I'll play you on border.

03:59:48.620 --> 03:59:49.620
I don't know anything about it.

03:59:49.620 --> 03:59:51.620
Actually, can we do border top?

03:59:51.620 --> 03:59:54.620
Wait, Richie with not a bad shout.

03:59:55.620 --> 03:59:58.620
Richie said me and Squirtle versus you and Muda.

03:59:59.620 --> 04:00:01.620
Yeah, me and you on the same team?

04:00:01.620 --> 04:00:03.620
Wait, I think we would lose though.

04:00:03.620 --> 04:00:04.620
No, we would lose.

04:00:04.620 --> 04:00:05.620
Why?

04:00:05.620 --> 04:00:06.620
Why, why, why, why?

04:00:06.620 --> 04:00:09.620
Well, now we would lose.

04:00:09.620 --> 04:00:11.620
No, why, why, why, why?

04:00:11.620 --> 04:00:13.620
I want to I want to be true

04:00:14.620 --> 04:00:19.460
With you on my team really badly because I think we have good synergy. It's where I

04:00:20.300 --> 04:00:24.180
Know, I don't know. We've never teamed up with this game before right? I know no

04:00:24.180 --> 04:00:30.020
We have it but I just have a feeling our synergy is disgusting. Okay. We got to go game chat though

04:00:30.140 --> 04:00:33.840
Cuz I'm down my discord like my audio it's ass on it

04:00:33.840 --> 04:00:39.240
Yeah, I'm not down. Yeah, it's bad. It's worse than console of this game down down down

04:00:39.240 --> 04:00:41.640
Richie out of the bike you and then out of bike Squirtle

04:00:43.200 --> 04:00:45.200
Probably wait wait wait

04:00:45.560 --> 04:00:47.960
You have the one of the best game sets is in the game

04:00:47.960 --> 04:00:50.480
And I don't want to say have the best aim because I haven't seen it in a game

04:00:50.480 --> 04:00:51.480
But I have really good aim

04:00:51.480 --> 04:00:56.360
So what does that not also I can tell you like because you don't know like everything where they are yet

04:00:56.360 --> 04:01:00.920
Like the one round against Squirtle and freezer. Yeah, I can tell you exactly where they are every round

04:01:00.920 --> 04:01:04.080
You can just show them what you're in we actually couldn't wait we could

04:01:07.040 --> 04:01:09.040
Exactly where they are

04:01:11.360 --> 04:01:13.360
This will actually be fun

04:01:15.760 --> 04:01:20.860
Let me join one sec. Um, yeah put drinks is cams second of all

04:01:24.560 --> 04:01:27.000
I'm gonna tell sport yo

04:01:27.000 --> 04:01:31.280
I thought you should know who

04:01:35.160 --> 04:01:37.160
Yo

04:01:37.560 --> 04:01:39.560
First off good shit. Well, I can't play

04:01:39.920 --> 04:01:43.600
I had to do something I eat. Oh, I'm gonna do the 2v2 tomorrow

04:01:43.760 --> 04:01:49.140
Like I I'm just I have like league games today with my tea like this on Siege

04:01:49.560 --> 04:01:52.160
Well, yeah, you're in a league. What made a console?

04:01:52.880 --> 04:01:54.880
Yeah, it's console leaves

04:01:54.880 --> 04:02:04.880
I'm down so I'm really down tomorrow that would be I'm just not one be wanting him that was the most boring thing of my life

04:02:05.880 --> 04:02:14.880
I mean it's just like I'm playing a 1v1 without talking like what's the point of that I feel you so I'm down to do it to be to if you want to do it tomorrow are you free tomorrow

04:02:14.880 --> 04:02:22.560
are you free tomorrow like let me see gonna drink me let me see tomorrow is

04:02:22.560 --> 04:02:25.920
Wednesday I think I'm probably free tomorrow yeah yeah I should be free

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okay set it up cuz I'm down but like I'm not gonna like just drink my friends

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It's waiting for me.

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OK.

04:02:35.300 --> 04:02:35.800
All right.

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Peace.

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All right, bro.

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All right, all right.

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Yo, Mura.

04:02:45.120 --> 04:02:46.000
Yo, Mura.

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I'm a 1v1 him.

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I'm a 1v1 him.

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Yo, Mura.

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Mura.

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Damn, I got blue ball.

04:02:58.000 --> 04:02:59.480
Cases after this 1v1 chat.

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After this 1v1.

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Yo, Muda!

04:03:02.060 --> 04:03:03.060
Muda!

04:03:03.060 --> 04:03:04.060
Yo, yo!

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Yo, Squirtle can't do it, bro, that's 1v1, okay?

04:03:07.260 --> 04:03:08.260
What?!

04:03:08.760 --> 04:03:10.560
He has a League thing or whatever.

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Yo, bro, let's play Border, okay?

04:03:13.360 --> 04:03:13.860
Oh, god.

04:03:13.860 --> 04:03:16.360
You need to learn these maps, you need to learn these maps, you can play the game.

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I'm gonna keep it up, okay?

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Uh...

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My god...

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I know...

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Bro, chat, I know I misclicked, bro, I know, I know...

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What is this, all of what is this?

04:04:00.720 --> 04:04:25.720
I wonder how Jinxed you reacted to that, I want to see it.

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All right, Moona, do you want to talk to each other in this game?

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Yeah, down, down, down, down, down, all right, there you go.

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Because I know that doesn't fucking matter to be in my ear, that's what I'm about.

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Yeah, most people talk to each other in the 1v1s.

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The only thing is, when I was playing UI Defin because, what's it called?

04:04:52.880 --> 04:04:56.920
My PC headset audio is just literally dog shit, so.

04:04:56.920 --> 04:04:58.960
Uh, yeah, that's why.

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Bro, how the fuck did this map go?

04:05:00.640 --> 04:05:02.800
Is there anyone from here that I see for a bullshit?

04:05:02.800 --> 04:05:04.240
Alright, I'm gonna teach you about this map, bro.

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This is gonna be informational.

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This map has more soft walls than any map in the game.

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That goes for ceilings, floors, walls.

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If this map is like 80% wood.

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You know, Oregon, there's a lot of wood,

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but there's a lot of concrete.

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This map, it's just fucking wood.

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So the number one like metal on this map is just wallbang.

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I'm gonna ban this, cause you fucking run this.

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Ooh, you banned malty.

04:05:32.060 --> 04:05:34.040
You actually know my bot lane, bro.

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I was a wild guess.

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I swear on my life.

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Is that good?

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No, I played malty against you.

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Wait, let me close out of your stream.

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All right, there we go.

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Oh my God, I'm gonna have to pull up.

04:05:48.840 --> 04:05:52.020
Bo, if I were in the Fat Finger, my fucking Clash Royale button,

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can I have it on at all?

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He was gonna wall bang that anyways, but I think he would have had a chance.

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Yeah, for sure.

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I think you could have won it.

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Alright, GoyoTree doesn't have fucking base now.

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Alright, fuck it, let's go.

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Alright.

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Do we do upstairs only, or is that like the main, like, thing?

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Nah, I don't- that's not gonna help you learn the game.

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Like, you have to go to all the sites all the time.

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And like, a lot of like, brain dead people when they play like,

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one-on-one on an organ, it's like, top four only,

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you can't go downstairs.

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The reason why is because they don't want to drown.

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Like, you gotta learn everything about the game.

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You gotta drone and shit.

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But you have more natural skill

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than anyone I've ever seen in my life.

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What am I?

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Down to 10 seconds.

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Top four located at bomb.

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I

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Don't make me laugh

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The bloody with some like random C4 to the fucking ceiling tech bullshit boy doesn't have C4s

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oh god

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boy has impact grenades

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what the fuck

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Good round. Oh my god

04:07:45.320 --> 04:07:50.840
You got a few cams mood of step one you got a few cams, bro. Oh my god

04:07:53.440 --> 04:07:56.600
What the fuck this map is like

04:07:57.960 --> 04:08:00.200
Really good once you learn it you'll like it. Oh

04:08:01.720 --> 04:08:03.720
My god

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I'm betting I get around my face

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I don't know the ban fuck

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You bet for yes, bro last night. I was about to have like a schizophrenic episode

04:08:26.360 --> 04:08:31.020
What are that trigger you actually be honest that trigger you when I seven what like seven came back seven

04:08:31.040 --> 04:08:34.600
Yeah, yeah, bro, but ways I was dying was actually pissing me off

04:08:36.640 --> 04:08:41.280
Well, your aim is like actually fucking insane, bro.

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I still could lose this, even with you not even knowing the map, bro.

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We need to locate a bomb.

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I don't even know what to reinforce at all.

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So what are your goals in this game?

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Do you want to hit like champ?

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I want to hit champ, bro.

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I want to hit rail to champ, yeah.

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I think this season it might be hard, but I would say like every dollar in my bank

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account I would battle you hitting champ next season if you actually, if you play

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Every day you'll hit champ next season 100%

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You're gonna champ in this season if you started on the first day of the season and played for three months

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Say it for sure. What is the season we set up some plot right now the season dude?

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Oh my god, you got back to the season the best time bro the next update of seeds the best update

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They've done in like years

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They're bringing the three point almost at right three point. Oh, and they're doing a new map

04:09:28.480 --> 04:09:33.520
Which like if you play seeds bro, they do a new map like once every like two to three years

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So like cherish that

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You want to update every how many you'll get a new you'll get a new update every three months

04:09:40.780 --> 04:09:42.780
But normally they won't update anything

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You'll get a new map once every bro. We haven't got a new map since 2022. I'm not even getting that

04:09:48.940 --> 04:09:50.940
22

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You know

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I'm not letting go of my button bro. I'm gonna keep standing until you're dead

04:10:40.060 --> 04:10:43.380
Dude all I had to do was tuck in the corner. Oh my god

04:10:43.380 --> 04:10:45.380
I

04:10:46.380 --> 04:10:48.860
Killed you. I'm gonna wallbang. Well all

04:10:51.940 --> 04:10:56.020
You know me, I mean you actually just fucking mug me

04:10:56.940 --> 04:10:58.700
But you know what bro?

04:10:58.700 --> 04:11:03.060
Just win this game, bro. It took you a week to be better than me and siege

04:11:03.060 --> 04:11:07.440
I'm just like bro. Do you know how embarrassing this is for my point of view, bro

04:11:07.440 --> 04:11:09.780
This is like me getting on Valorant and beating you

04:11:09.780 --> 04:11:10.780
Do you know what I'm talking about?

04:11:10.780 --> 04:11:11.780
I know, I freaked out, so you're not talking about-

04:11:11.780 --> 04:11:14.780
Oh, fuck, I wanted to ban Goyol, fuck.

04:11:14.780 --> 04:11:15.780
Is Kaede even good at this map?

04:11:15.780 --> 04:11:17.780
I brought him along banning, bro, I'm gonna be honest.

04:11:17.780 --> 04:11:20.780
Uh, Kaede's not really good in any 1v1 format.

04:11:20.780 --> 04:11:22.780
Now, in 5v5, he's like one of the best ops in the game.

04:11:22.780 --> 04:11:26.780
But in 1v1, he's like just literally pointless.

04:11:30.780 --> 04:11:32.780
I mean, this is probably GG's, bro.

04:11:32.780 --> 04:11:34.780
I think I'm just cooked.

04:11:34.780 --> 04:11:36.780
What do you mean, what do you mean, you're cocked, bro?

04:11:36.780 --> 04:11:38.780
I can't kill you!

04:11:38.780 --> 04:11:42.220
No, no, your aim is like, perfect! I don't know!

04:11:42.220 --> 04:11:46.980
Yeah, but if I get a senator impacting walls, I didn't even know you could be impacting that swing, you'd kill me where I could be.

04:11:46.980 --> 04:11:50.260
I'm outside! How are you even outside killing me?

04:11:50.260 --> 04:11:52.420
But you know shit that I don't know.

04:11:52.980 --> 04:11:54.740
There's so much shit that I don't know.

04:11:57.860 --> 04:11:58.820
Bro, I don't know, man.

04:11:59.620 --> 04:12:03.700
You think- wait, have you ever done a 2v2 to every rank? You probably have, right?

04:12:03.700 --> 04:12:04.980
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done that.

04:12:04.980 --> 04:12:07.380
Have you ever won the entire challenge?

04:12:07.380 --> 04:12:11.380
Dude, actually I won with Ron the other day.

04:12:11.380 --> 04:12:12.380
Who?

04:12:12.380 --> 04:12:14.380
Ron, if we did that, we would definitely win.

04:12:14.380 --> 04:12:16.380
Wait, you won with Ron?

04:12:16.380 --> 04:12:18.380
We beat every matchdown.

04:12:18.380 --> 04:12:20.380
Oh my god.

04:12:20.380 --> 04:12:21.380
And you're not upstairs.

04:12:21.380 --> 04:12:22.380
Okay.

04:12:22.380 --> 04:12:23.380
So what?

04:12:23.380 --> 04:12:24.380
This is like Gigi's?

04:12:24.380 --> 04:12:25.380
Do I get fucked?

04:12:25.380 --> 04:12:26.380
Am I fucked?

04:12:26.380 --> 04:12:29.380
Ten seconds left.

04:12:29.380 --> 04:12:31.380
Got a drone, twin?

04:12:31.380 --> 04:12:35.380
Five seconds in counting.

04:12:35.380 --> 04:12:38.380
Ron Bale didn't grab the local bomb.

04:12:40.380 --> 04:12:43.380
Alright, Ron, I'm gonna do everything my power does not use.

04:12:45.380 --> 04:12:50.380
He said, step one, shoot cams. I'm gonna be honest, I'm looking around and we'll see a fucking camera anywhere.

04:12:50.380 --> 04:12:52.380
You'll learn them eventually.

04:12:53.380 --> 04:12:56.380
Yeah, but I don't see a camera anywhere.

04:12:57.380 --> 04:13:03.380
There's always cameras if you spawn. There's always gonna be a camera and every spawn then spawn.

04:13:03.380 --> 04:13:06.900
Always gonna be a camera. Do you actually not see any?

04:13:08.300 --> 04:13:14.380
Where are you at the corner of the map fuck? I see one now. I see one now. See you'll always see camera just look for him

04:13:15.340 --> 04:13:18.340
Most important thing you should do when you spawn in is just shoot cameras

04:13:21.380 --> 04:13:25.260
That'll already put you about like any like silver's or golds

04:13:25.260 --> 04:13:32.780
roundail dingle call me oh my god you're on thorn are you serious

04:13:32.780 --> 04:13:37.940
wrong what's up bro how you doing what's up bro yo are you busy maybe in like 30

04:13:37.940 --> 04:13:43.620
minutes well in 30 minutes no no I challenge you to a one-view like chest

04:13:43.620 --> 04:13:52.180
kid okay I'm gonna destroy you okay 30 minutes wait move it up for me stop

04:13:52.180 --> 04:13:54.180
All right, all right, 30 minutes

04:14:01.540 --> 04:14:03.540
Wow, you're in

04:14:05.620 --> 04:14:07.620
I hate you shortly shortly. I hate you

04:14:09.020 --> 04:14:11.020
No, I hate you. No

04:14:12.620 --> 04:14:14.620
What I

04:14:14.980 --> 04:14:16.980
Didn't hit you

04:14:17.700 --> 04:14:19.700
Stop Booda. Oh my god

04:14:19.700 --> 04:14:21.700
Oh

04:14:21.720 --> 04:14:24.820
Daddy I'm begging for mercy stop. Oh stop

04:14:27.180 --> 04:14:30.080
Where you have someone I've been playing my fucking shite now

04:14:39.980 --> 04:14:47.200
Stop stop it's going plant bro fuck off bro plan for good reason to you freak

04:14:49.700 --> 04:15:17.200
Who to get away where are you I mean this map is all it's not actually like this

04:15:17.200 --> 04:15:21.080
Yeah, this is what it's like a top three man in the game, bro. No, no, I like this map

04:15:21.080 --> 04:15:24.000
I just don't know what the fuck I'm banning. I haven't banned two ops yet, bro

04:15:24.000 --> 04:15:26.000
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to get

04:15:27.400 --> 04:15:31.880
But what's that? Sorry, sorry, let me think. What? Yo, that is not fair!

04:15:33.560 --> 04:15:38.860
Bro, your aim is not fair, bro. Your aim is not fair. Like fuck off. Oh my god, bro

04:15:39.440 --> 04:15:43.200
Don't not fair. Your aim is not fair, buddy.

04:15:44.600 --> 04:15:46.600
Ooh, wait, I have an idea

04:15:47.200 --> 04:15:52.200
with your crystal magnet.

04:15:52.200 --> 04:15:57.200
So like when you, before you became like a full full content creator bro, how nasty were you to do this game?

04:15:57.200 --> 04:16:02.200
You play like everyday 8 to 12 hours, everyday ranked, ranked, ranked, ranked.

04:16:02.200 --> 04:16:07.200
When I was playing this game everyday for 8 hours, I was streaming the game.

04:16:07.200 --> 04:16:08.200
Oh really?

04:16:08.200 --> 04:16:09.200
Mm-hmm.

04:16:09.200 --> 04:16:11.200
That was like 20, 21, 22.

04:16:11.200 --> 04:16:16.240
like is that was that your what yeah what when was your like 2018 LeBron I

04:16:19.440 --> 04:16:24.320
Don't even know bro the best I've ever been in this game probably was when I beat a bottle in a 1v1

04:16:24.320 --> 04:16:27.120
That was probably the best I've been was that 2023?

04:16:32.920 --> 04:16:34.920
Like you got worse at all then

04:16:34.920 --> 04:16:35.920
You just...

04:16:38.920 --> 04:16:42.920
Bro, I've definitely gotten worse at the game, because I don't play the game as much as I used to.

04:16:42.920 --> 04:16:44.920
Facts, facts, facts.

04:16:45.920 --> 04:16:47.920
Hey, have I said it's TPS?

04:16:47.920 --> 04:16:48.920
Okay.

04:16:48.920 --> 04:16:50.920
The answer is never.

04:16:50.920 --> 04:16:52.920
Appreciate you, have I?

04:16:52.920 --> 04:16:54.920
No, no, have I? Appreciate you.

04:16:54.920 --> 04:16:56.920
The answer is never.

04:16:56.920 --> 04:16:59.920
Your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.

04:17:00.920 --> 04:17:03.920
Somewhat or like, do you want to go pro this game or no?

04:17:03.920 --> 04:17:08.080
I don't know but I just I do want to get champed though. Yeah, yo, yo, get that bro

04:17:08.480 --> 04:17:11.680
But if you play more ranked to my head at this season, I'm not kidding

04:17:12.320 --> 04:17:15.520
You think so? I mean there's probably like a month left like yeah

04:17:17.200 --> 04:17:19.200
You played for a week

04:17:26.760 --> 04:17:28.760
You know

04:17:33.920 --> 04:17:36.920
You're 90, aren't you?

04:18:03.920 --> 04:18:30.920
I can't kill you like it's not impossible.

04:18:33.920 --> 04:18:37.920
First bullet headshot. Again!

04:18:37.920 --> 04:18:41.920
How many times are you going to do this?

04:18:41.920 --> 04:18:45.920
Is that normal? I don't know. Are those hard shots?

04:18:45.920 --> 04:18:49.920
A first bullet headshot with a DMR is...

04:18:49.920 --> 04:18:53.920
Yeah, that's a hard shot. It's not an easy shot.

04:18:53.920 --> 04:18:57.920
That's not easy. That's not an easy shot at all. It's not easy at all, actually.

04:18:57.920 --> 04:19:01.920
It's not easy in the slightest!

04:19:01.920 --> 04:19:03.920
I even got teases!

04:19:03.920 --> 04:19:05.920
I can't stop it.

04:19:05.920 --> 04:19:07.920
Like, no, that is not easy!

04:19:07.920 --> 04:19:08.920
Fuck!

04:19:08.920 --> 04:19:10.920
Dude, if you think, do you think if me and

04:19:10.920 --> 04:19:12.920
SPOIT 1v1 didn't do what fucking

04:19:12.920 --> 04:19:14.920
Squirtle did, I'd have a good chance of winning?

04:19:16.920 --> 04:19:17.920
I feel like, I feel like

04:19:17.920 --> 04:19:19.920
SPOIT gives me that like ego vibe, where he just doesn't

04:19:19.920 --> 04:19:21.920
give a fuck about using shotguns and shades.

04:19:21.920 --> 04:19:22.920
He just wants to aim.

04:19:22.920 --> 04:19:24.920
Yeah, no, I'm gonna be honest, you're not winning that one,

04:19:24.920 --> 04:19:25.920
Chief.

04:19:25.920 --> 04:19:26.920
Really?

04:19:26.920 --> 04:19:27.920
Uh, bro.

04:19:27.920 --> 04:19:28.920
Holy camp, huh?

04:19:28.920 --> 04:19:30.920
SPOIT shit on Squirtle and Squirtle beat you, bro.

04:19:31.920 --> 04:19:34.640
like you're not you're not winning that one chief

04:19:34.640 --> 04:19:38.320
how about keeping a beam you could do it it'll be fun to watch but you're not winning that

04:19:40.400 --> 04:19:41.040
oh my god

04:19:43.360 --> 04:19:47.680
and don't even get me started on stopping you maybe you're maybe you're maybe

04:19:47.680 --> 04:19:52.560
killing stopping like two times on a good game probably one so right seven one you

04:19:52.560 --> 04:19:59.120
because rave is good bro he's stopping that like so it's better split or stop it uh probably

04:19:59.120 --> 04:20:03.220
stop them bro but I don't know what he wants her no no yeah yeah definitely

04:20:03.220 --> 04:20:06.840
stop it stop it but quite it's like really good

04:20:06.840 --> 04:20:12.840
yeah so the only times they won be one was back when stop it was on controller

04:20:12.840 --> 04:20:17.480
they haven't won when stop it's on PC thousand last two years but I'm gonna

04:20:17.480 --> 04:20:21.240
have them one-on-one soon that'll be generational I'm gonna have more of you

04:20:21.240 --> 04:20:26.920
on soon yeah I'm still on one rookie of the year around like the first

04:20:26.920 --> 04:20:30.760
here probably his first event he got second on like a team that wasn't really

04:20:30.760 --> 04:20:35.880
good until he joined like stop and steam before he joined was doing bad in every

04:20:35.880 --> 04:20:38.880
event that's why they picked him up and took a chance on you too right yeah

04:20:38.880 --> 04:20:42.560
their first event they got second

04:20:42.760 --> 04:20:47.960
oh my god it is really good but stop and it's like the best player in the

04:20:47.960 --> 04:20:50.680
world in my opinion

04:20:56.920 --> 04:21:10.680
So I'll have them best of three, like soon.

04:21:10.680 --> 04:21:26.760
Whenever they're both in the same region.

04:21:26.760 --> 04:21:29.160
The advice, op floor has located a bomb.

04:21:30.440 --> 04:21:32.440
Yo, you just tricked me out, like...

04:21:56.760 --> 04:22:15.160
Okay, I think I would have broke my setup if I fucking died to that bro.

04:22:15.160 --> 04:22:17.160
They like to fake those plants a lot.

04:22:45.160 --> 04:22:52.160
I just can't yell for that, I can't win a fight.

04:22:52.160 --> 04:22:54.160
Dad, it's me again.

04:22:54.160 --> 04:22:56.160
Bro, look at the flip.

04:22:56.160 --> 04:22:58.160
Oh my god.

04:22:58.160 --> 04:23:02.160
Oh my god.

04:23:02.160 --> 04:23:03.160
I mean...

04:23:03.160 --> 04:23:06.160
Now, everybody break me literally one week ago, you like fucking...

04:23:06.160 --> 04:23:07.160
What did you do to me?

04:23:07.160 --> 04:23:10.160
You literally opened up my asshole and fucked me on Chalet.

04:23:10.160 --> 04:23:11.160
Like literally.

04:23:11.160 --> 04:23:12.160
I just...

04:23:12.160 --> 04:23:14.160
I can't even like kill you.

04:23:14.160 --> 04:23:16.040
instantly gets picked on every round.

04:23:16.040 --> 04:23:19.880
I guess there are top 5 controller winners at least.

04:23:19.880 --> 04:23:22.040
I would say the wrong guy.

04:23:22.040 --> 04:23:23.440
Maybe a couple of years ago.

04:23:23.440 --> 04:23:25.640
Bro, I have to see for you, I guess.

04:23:25.640 --> 04:23:27.640
I don't even see another way I could kill you.

04:23:27.640 --> 04:23:30.080
Or I ran out on you earlier.

04:23:30.080 --> 04:23:31.200
I can't win a game.

04:23:31.200 --> 04:23:33.600
I thought you'd instantly kill me every round.

04:23:38.080 --> 04:23:39.600
I can't say I'm scripting, bro.

04:23:39.600 --> 04:23:42.800
Is it scripting a big problem in this fucking game,

04:23:42.800 --> 04:23:48.040
Everyone just saying hacks and this game has like one of the worst cheating problems. I think I've ever seen in my life

04:23:49.320 --> 04:23:52.280
3.0 are they gonna fucking drop something that's gonna like fix that shit?

04:23:53.080 --> 04:23:58.320
Dude, they've been talking about dealing with anti-cheat for 11 years. I mean they did deal with it

04:23:58.320 --> 04:24:01.480
But like it's bro. They need to build the game on a new engine, bro

04:24:03.160 --> 04:24:06.800
Why don't they just ask like Valorant? I don't even know because Valorant has that like Chinese spyware

04:24:07.400 --> 04:24:09.680
But you'll never get after some that game bro, like ever

04:24:09.680 --> 04:24:15.520
I'd like to run around here if that'd be okay, sir. Is it okay if I could kill you daddy?

04:24:16.640 --> 04:24:18.640
Oh

04:24:19.160 --> 04:24:22.400
Headshot I died instantly. It's like fuck me in the ass

04:24:24.960 --> 04:24:27.240
Spare me around please God

04:24:28.080 --> 04:24:29.520
Bull

04:24:29.520 --> 04:24:32.200
What would you say bro? I didn't want to let you go

04:24:33.320 --> 04:24:38.000
All right, okay, you're jumping jumping the gun you're a little bit. I know low-key. They might you go

04:24:39.680 --> 04:24:41.680
um

04:24:41.680 --> 04:24:46.300
Boy will literally put a cock in your mouth. Like that's how the one he wanted to be. He's that good, huh?

04:24:46.720 --> 04:24:48.720
Yeah

04:24:48.800 --> 04:24:52.840
Because boys gonna have like basically better awareness than me and

04:24:53.960 --> 04:24:55.960
Triple the aim that I have

04:24:56.600 --> 04:25:00.580
What'll literally fuck you in the ass like you could get like two rounds

04:25:00.580 --> 04:25:10.580
remember those white feet squirtle and squirtle beat you, you know what I mean?

04:25:10.580 --> 04:25:11.580
yeah

04:25:11.580 --> 04:25:28.580
all friendly have been eliminated

04:25:28.580 --> 04:25:29.580
Are we dead ass?

04:25:36.260 --> 04:25:40.860
Are you like, do you want to investigate my PC or no?

04:25:42.220 --> 04:25:43.500
Bro, are you like walling?

04:25:43.740 --> 04:25:47.060
I swear to god, I'm not.

04:25:47.420 --> 04:25:50.060
Do you want me to screen share?

04:25:50.540 --> 04:25:53.060
You flicked to the, what?

04:25:54.260 --> 04:25:56.180
Do you want me to screen share?

04:25:57.100 --> 04:25:58.300
I don't even know, bro.

04:25:58.300 --> 04:26:02.540
My chat's tweaking dude, like they're literally spamming him cheating.

04:26:02.540 --> 04:26:06.300
They're spamming him cheating bro.

04:26:06.300 --> 04:26:07.300
Do you want to check my PC?

04:26:07.300 --> 04:26:09.940
I would be able to sleep at night if I found out you're walling.

04:26:09.940 --> 04:26:11.940
It would be like the greatest news ever.

04:26:11.940 --> 04:26:13.780
I don't even think you're walling.

04:26:13.780 --> 04:26:15.700
But wow, I get instantly head shot at.

04:26:15.700 --> 04:26:16.200
OK.

04:26:19.140 --> 04:26:20.420
Why is my cheat actually, bro?

04:26:20.420 --> 04:26:25.140
Everyone's thinking I'm cheating.

04:26:25.140 --> 04:26:27.660
They're saying, well, lucky there's no way I'm cheating bro.

04:26:28.300 --> 04:26:33.760
secure the bombs I mean I don't know first bullet headshot wall bank I mean how

04:26:33.760 --> 04:26:38.860
maybe supposed to survive any of these you know what maybe you should work once

04:26:38.860 --> 04:26:44.300
like I'm actually so hilarious if there was like a scandal that you were like

04:26:44.300 --> 04:26:51.860
walling just a time dude I swear to God I can like fucking put my webcam on or

04:26:51.860 --> 04:26:56.580
something like I don't know you really should want to go around maybe like

04:26:56.580 --> 04:27:03.920
tomorrow even if sports on I would be able to sleep at night if I found out you're

04:27:03.920 --> 04:27:08.820
wrong but I was mad that I lost you I'm not even like I'm just dying I didn't

04:27:08.820 --> 04:27:15.320
care I'm just dying is the end of the shot like that flick to the right bro

04:27:15.320 --> 04:27:20.120
you first headshot wall bang me like that's like a one I probably do that one

04:27:20.120 --> 04:27:25.000
every a hundred rounds I didn't even I didn't know what's happening you didn't

04:27:25.000 --> 04:27:35.100
just wallbang me you first bullet headshot wallbang me are you walk like

04:27:35.100 --> 04:27:39.580
that would actually explain this I swear in my life but your aim is perfect to

04:27:39.580 --> 04:27:43.060
like I don't think you're cheating I think you were just put on this earth

04:27:43.060 --> 04:27:48.220
to play games bro that might maybe better than anyone

04:27:48.220 --> 04:27:56.620
This isn't even fun. I just die instantly every round. This isn't even fun. I instantly

04:27:56.620 --> 04:28:12.100
die every round.

04:28:12.100 --> 04:28:14.100
bullet headshot wall bang. Wow.

04:28:20.100 --> 04:28:24.100
Remedy, if I found out you were like soft walling this entire time, like I would actually kill myself.

04:28:24.100 --> 04:28:25.100
I swear to god.

04:28:25.100 --> 04:28:26.100
I don't think you're walling.

04:28:27.100 --> 04:28:28.100
I'm just staring now.

04:28:31.100 --> 04:28:33.100
Op 4 found a bomb. You must defend it.

04:28:33.100 --> 04:28:35.100
I'm going to defend it.

04:28:42.100 --> 04:28:44.100
Oh, I got fired.

04:29:03.100 --> 04:29:29.100
I'm so scared of you, like I'm just gonna die immediately.

04:29:29.100 --> 04:29:36.100
15 seconds.

04:29:36.100 --> 04:29:43.100
10 seconds left.

04:29:43.100 --> 04:29:49.100
5 seconds left.

04:29:49.100 --> 04:29:51.100
Ten seconds left

04:29:54.120 --> 04:29:56.120
Five seconds left

04:30:26.120 --> 04:30:30.120
Oh my god, that was scary. That was the closest you got, bro, little key.

04:30:31.120 --> 04:30:33.120
I think I'm gonna quit this game, bro. I don't even know.

04:30:33.120 --> 04:30:34.120
Oh, stop.

04:30:34.120 --> 04:30:38.120
Bro, I'm dying instantly.

04:30:38.120 --> 04:30:42.120
You just want a close-range gunfight with a pistol versus a shotgun.

04:30:43.120 --> 04:30:44.120
Like, what?

04:30:44.120 --> 04:30:48.120
Bro, I feel like you could never compare a console with PC, JNC. It's impossible.

04:30:48.120 --> 04:30:52.120
No, I mean, you can't, but you can when you're a weak into the game.

04:30:52.120 --> 04:30:54.120
I

04:30:54.640 --> 04:30:58.140
Well, it's any fair I'm gonna play for the game's my entire life, bro. I

04:31:00.520 --> 04:31:03.920
Think I'm just gonna like hang it up Chad. I think I gotta hang up the boots. Oh

04:31:04.520 --> 04:31:06.120
bro, stop

04:31:06.120 --> 04:31:10.080
Guys, he instantly kills me though. Like I just you know what I really want to do with you though

04:31:10.080 --> 04:31:13.460
JC I really want to do like a 2v2 rager with you on my team, bro. Oh

04:31:14.120 --> 04:31:21.080
Yeah, please daddy. Please carry me. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, I did actually bro

04:31:21.080 --> 04:31:26.440
I'd love not today, but like soon like yeah, please daddy carry me. Oh my god

04:31:26.960 --> 04:31:29.840
She's up money though. I'm still I'm not bad

04:31:30.840 --> 04:31:34.980
You're not bad, bro. You're not I told you to champ. I mean, I don't know

04:31:36.360 --> 04:31:41.640
Okay, I I literally die instantly. I saw what you were champ last season

04:31:45.800 --> 04:31:49.340
I've died instantly I think like every time five seconds to go

04:31:51.080 --> 04:31:56.220
I mean bro, with a little more awareness I think you just shit on Squirtle there.

04:31:56.220 --> 04:31:58.440
He got some free ass rounds on you.

04:31:58.440 --> 04:32:01.000
No bro, no, don't remind me bro.

04:32:01.000 --> 04:32:06.160
This is what I said I didn't even want to want to be like I just died in a millipede.

04:32:06.160 --> 04:32:08.920
It's like it's not even, it's like a horror movie.

04:32:08.920 --> 04:32:13.320
It's literally like I'm playing a fucking horror film.

04:32:13.320 --> 04:32:15.320
I die instantly when I peek him.

04:32:29.080 --> 04:32:31.080
Oh, wait, what? A shotgun?

04:32:38.120 --> 04:32:40.120
It's not as much as the one shot of anyone.

04:32:40.120 --> 04:32:43.280
I'll tell us to see for you, but you ran so fast through the door.

04:32:45.840 --> 04:32:48.880
Come back, chow-chow-chow. I don't think it's happening, guys.

04:32:50.400 --> 04:32:51.320
I will try, though.

04:32:52.720 --> 04:32:54.600
Oh my god.

04:32:54.880 --> 04:32:57.040
Are you serious? I could've killed you!

04:32:57.040 --> 04:32:58.440
That'd been so old!

04:32:58.440 --> 04:33:00.360
But you're your own fucking C4.

04:33:03.560 --> 04:33:05.160
Wait, you had it C4 below?

04:33:05.520 --> 04:33:06.480
Yes.

04:33:07.200 --> 04:33:09.120
Fast learner, bro. I thought it was on the wall.

04:33:09.380 --> 04:33:11.380
No, it was below

04:33:13.280 --> 04:33:17.420
I don't even know where to go here, bro. I'm gonna be honest like I guess I could change it

04:33:29.280 --> 04:33:33.300
Was she good on console was rich he got on console yeah, but she was good

04:33:33.300 --> 04:33:35.300
Richie was like a top console player.

04:33:35.300 --> 04:33:37.300
Were you better than Richie back in the day?

04:33:37.300 --> 04:33:38.300
Secure the area.

04:33:38.300 --> 04:33:39.300
It's like console, console.

04:33:39.300 --> 04:33:40.300
Right.

04:33:40.300 --> 04:33:48.300
Richie was like, probably like top three support players on console.

04:33:48.300 --> 04:33:55.300
I mean, maybe like in 2024, I would say I was probably better than him at 1v1s.

04:33:55.300 --> 04:33:58.300
But Richie was like a top three support player.

04:33:58.300 --> 04:34:02.860
thing is when you're interested to be chosen stuff it's kind of weird that we both play

04:34:02.860 --> 04:34:07.460
like passive and it's weird, but if you play aggressive bro I don't know, then we can talk

04:34:07.460 --> 04:34:09.140
some shit about that house.

04:34:09.140 --> 04:34:11.140
Dude, low key.

04:34:11.140 --> 04:34:14.580
I do want to do some super Tuesday bro.

04:34:14.580 --> 04:34:19.860
But like, if you put Richie in my position, like if Richie's on console, on roller

04:34:19.860 --> 04:34:22.700
right now, I don't know if he's winning this.

04:34:22.700 --> 04:34:26.580
I don't know if he was thinking, like bro I'm dying instantly ever, I mean you

04:34:26.580 --> 04:34:30.780
You are mouse with 300 frames in perfect aim.

04:34:30.780 --> 04:34:33.780
Richie, are you winning this?

04:34:33.780 --> 04:34:36.220
What the fuck is this camera?

04:34:36.220 --> 04:34:38.740
But the cameras of this map are fucking like disgusting, bro.

04:34:38.740 --> 04:34:40.140
Like, I'm going to be honest.

04:34:51.740 --> 04:34:52.900
Bro.

04:34:52.900 --> 04:34:54.660
Oh my god, I'm fucking blind, bro.

04:34:56.580 --> 04:35:18.580
I don't know what that is, what am I scanning?

04:35:18.580 --> 04:35:19.580
Wait what?

04:35:19.580 --> 04:35:21.780
You have been spotted by Astle's fallback.

04:35:21.780 --> 04:35:22.480
Wait, wait, wait.

04:35:22.480 --> 04:35:23.780
What am I scanning?

04:35:27.580 --> 04:35:28.780
This game is assed.

04:35:30.880 --> 04:35:32.080
Fuck, what are you doing?

04:35:33.280 --> 04:35:34.780
Yo bro, where are you?

04:35:37.380 --> 04:35:38.980
Bro, I thought you were downstairs.

04:35:38.980 --> 04:35:40.680
You worked downstairs this whole time?

04:35:49.580 --> 04:35:52.580
Alright, friend, let's try to play like a genius, I guess.

04:35:55.580 --> 04:35:57.580
You were not supposed to hold high.

04:36:01.580 --> 04:36:02.580
What character is that?

04:36:02.580 --> 04:36:03.580
Salos.

04:36:04.580 --> 04:36:05.580
She good?

04:36:05.580 --> 04:36:06.580
Yeah.

04:36:10.580 --> 04:36:12.580
She's really good at loving ones.

04:36:12.580 --> 04:36:13.580
Really?

04:36:13.580 --> 04:36:15.580
I never tried her.

04:36:15.580 --> 04:36:22.260
There's a camera behind me isn't there.

04:36:22.260 --> 04:36:32.020
Where the fuck is your site?

04:36:32.020 --> 04:36:39.340
Yo bro my god.

04:36:39.340 --> 04:36:41.340
What the fuck, Jinxy?

04:36:46.340 --> 04:36:48.340
Brother, can't you stop so much?

04:36:51.340 --> 04:36:53.340
Do you have anything that's fucking hard for at all?

04:37:09.340 --> 04:37:11.940
Oh my god, you're like just like terrifying.

04:37:12.780 --> 04:37:15.420
I'm playing so pretty instrument. It's hard to play the winch.

04:37:15.420 --> 04:37:16.920
I can't kill you when you're gonna play it.

04:37:16.920 --> 04:37:19.420
Oh my god, you're playing like, you're underneath me?

04:37:19.800 --> 04:37:21.300
To be fair, that's honesty, bro.

04:37:21.300 --> 04:37:23.660
Why did my entire chat filled with asking about Zim?

04:37:23.660 --> 04:37:24.820
What the fuck? What is Zim?

04:37:24.820 --> 04:37:26.720
Oh, Zimming? Unconciled?

04:37:26.720 --> 04:37:28.720
No, no, no. They're asking about a player named Zim.

04:37:29.160 --> 04:37:29.660
Oh.

04:37:30.500 --> 04:37:32.600
Ah, man. Such a peak era, bro.

04:37:32.600 --> 04:37:35.260
I actually get sad thinking about that era chat, literally.

04:37:35.640 --> 04:37:37.180
Bro, oh my god.

04:37:37.180 --> 04:37:42.780
Zim's band and like everybody else from that era went to PC chat. I'm gonna be honest like no one's on console

04:37:43.580 --> 04:37:44.700
Anymore?

04:37:44.700 --> 04:37:47.900
I mean who even plays on console like Mingo's trying to get into PC?

04:37:48.220 --> 04:37:53.020
Ches, is it literally just me? Is it actually just me? I guess Squirtle plays

04:37:56.780 --> 04:38:01.100
Well, yeah, why don't you just switch to PC bro, but I guess not you just mouse and keyboard

04:38:01.100 --> 04:38:01.900
Fuck that shit

04:38:02.860 --> 04:38:06.060
Dude think about it chat Richie switched to PC

04:38:06.060 --> 04:38:12.140
Stoppins pro, Richie switched to PC trying to go pro, Skype switched to PC, Mingo switched

04:38:12.140 --> 04:38:16.540
to PC, he played T2 Screams yesterday, like bro, I didn't know console tournaments he

04:38:16.540 --> 04:38:21.340
didn't brought anymore, I doubt they do, but my god what a peak era that was.

04:38:21.340 --> 04:38:29.380
Zim got banned, Charlie got banned, um, look, why is everyone being banned, for kidding?

04:38:29.380 --> 04:38:31.380
Just you didn't even know, bro.

04:38:31.380 --> 04:38:33.380
Just talk to the- For kidding?

04:38:33.380 --> 04:38:41.380
Glambo switched to BCD. Like bro, there is literally no one left on console. I'm not even kidding.

04:38:41.380 --> 04:38:46.380
I actually think I'm the only person from that group who like frequently plays on consoles.

04:38:46.380 --> 04:38:47.380
That makes me squirtle.

04:38:56.380 --> 04:38:57.380
No chat, it's bad.

04:38:57.380 --> 04:39:00.500
Which I haven't has like a like a kid now, bro

04:39:03.380 --> 04:39:05.380
Bro those days are like gone

04:39:07.100 --> 04:39:09.100
But my god, that was an era

04:39:09.980 --> 04:39:14.100
You're gonna like run out. That's like a run up. That was such an era check

04:39:17.100 --> 04:39:23.820
Jay went to be broke Jay with the PC Lou went to PC Richie with the PC stop and didn't pro league now

04:39:24.060 --> 04:39:26.060
Kason's about to be in pro league

04:39:27.380 --> 04:39:30.640
Mingo's on PC Richie's on PC like holy fuck

04:39:32.380 --> 04:39:34.380
I don't want to be seen up. Yes

04:39:40.460 --> 04:39:42.460
Like I still play siege but I don't play siege

04:39:51.560 --> 04:39:53.560
All right, here's where I lose

04:39:53.560 --> 04:40:00.560
here's where I lose chat

04:40:23.560 --> 04:40:30.560
where'd you pick top east?

04:40:30.560 --> 04:40:33.560
probably fall now like

04:40:47.560 --> 04:40:48.560
crap

04:40:48.560 --> 04:40:53.560
Oh, that was good.

04:40:53.560 --> 04:40:57.560
Wait, this could happen actually.

04:40:57.560 --> 04:40:59.560
This might be a comeback here.

04:40:59.560 --> 04:41:02.560
Ooh, that's good.

04:41:02.560 --> 04:41:05.560
Okay, now I'm on attack.

04:41:05.560 --> 04:41:07.560
I'm looking at giving you these shots.

04:41:07.560 --> 04:41:12.560
I'm literally looking at giving you this game, bro.

04:41:12.560 --> 04:41:16.560
Alright, let me think about this.

04:41:16.560 --> 04:41:18.560
Check this isn't a bad shout.

04:41:23.560 --> 04:41:25.560
Bro this op is like shit now though.

04:41:25.560 --> 04:41:27.560
Like I don't even know what to do.

04:41:27.560 --> 04:41:30.560
This op is just literally dog shit now.

04:41:30.560 --> 04:41:33.560
Like Sousa used to be the best op in the king.

04:41:33.560 --> 04:41:34.560
Literally.

04:41:34.560 --> 04:41:36.560
Sousa's just been the best op in the game.

04:41:37.560 --> 04:41:39.560
I'm not playing that anymore.

04:41:41.560 --> 04:41:43.560
Well I don't know who's the good person to go.

04:41:43.560 --> 04:41:50.340
Oh, yes, like, bro, she she has a cool down she scanned so much shit

04:41:50.340 --> 04:41:54.540
I don't know what like she is ass bro. She's literally ass, but bro

04:41:54.540 --> 04:41:56.540
It's cool to see you get in the stage like I haven't seen like a

04:41:57.140 --> 04:42:01.480
Roddero if I've ever seen a streamer outside of siege get in the siege chat

04:42:02.860 --> 04:42:08.840
The only thing the only thing I don't like about this game is just the cheaters

04:42:08.840 --> 04:42:10.940
They ought to fix that shit because I hate losing to someone who's cheating

04:42:13.560 --> 04:42:15.560
wait till you're in champ

04:42:15.560 --> 04:42:17.560
you're gonna play cheaters

04:42:17.560 --> 04:42:19.560
uh like i mean any pc champs in the chat

04:42:19.560 --> 04:42:21.560
i think it's like one out of every four games

04:42:21.560 --> 04:42:23.560
i'll play a cheater

04:42:23.560 --> 04:42:25.560
actually

04:42:25.560 --> 04:42:27.560
yes bro

04:42:27.560 --> 04:42:29.560
one out of every four games i'll play a cheater

04:42:29.560 --> 04:42:31.560
yes it's bad

04:42:31.560 --> 04:42:33.560
like it's really bad

04:42:33.560 --> 04:42:35.560
wish i had one out of every three

04:42:39.560 --> 04:42:41.560
definitely do something stupid bro

04:42:43.560 --> 04:42:48.560
Yeah, it feels like it's so brain dead, bro. I don't know.

04:42:48.560 --> 04:42:50.560
Save us, Jim C. Skydive, Trash.

04:42:54.560 --> 04:42:57.560
Bro, his aim's perfect. I don't know. This is not easy.

04:43:09.560 --> 04:43:11.560
This is something weird, bro.

04:43:13.560 --> 04:43:26.120
I'm looking for you. What the hell he out of nowhere you are in. Like on my mother's

04:43:26.120 --> 04:43:39.120
life I don't know where you are. I'm hoping I see you soon.

04:43:39.120 --> 04:43:51.040
No, I heard you

04:43:58.540 --> 04:44:01.640
Why'd you keep getting on about your drone? Are you like a god?

04:44:01.640 --> 04:44:04.040
I didn't know where you were, bro

04:44:04.040 --> 04:44:11.360
Oh my god, you know what flicking your cams. I didn't know if you were on or off

04:44:11.360 --> 04:44:15.080
like you flicked like six times or four times. I didn't know where you were bro.

04:44:15.080 --> 04:44:20.600
It's chipping. Do the one shot I hit on you. Do the wall of the flicked PMR to the right.

04:44:20.600 --> 04:44:28.120
That was pretty cool. Dude, I want a champ with you bro. GG's bro. I didn't know what to say about that. GG's dude.

04:44:28.120 --> 04:44:35.120
I think I'd rather like literally die and get shot in GTA.

04:44:35.120 --> 04:44:37.120
Yo bro, good game bro.

04:44:37.120 --> 04:44:38.120
Good game man.

04:44:38.120 --> 04:44:39.120
Good game bro.

04:44:39.120 --> 04:44:40.120
Good game bro.

04:44:40.120 --> 04:44:41.120
GG's bro.

04:44:41.120 --> 04:44:42.120
GG's.

04:44:42.120 --> 04:44:44.120
Bro, what is going on?

04:44:44.120 --> 04:44:49.120
I can't beat him.

04:44:49.120 --> 04:44:51.120
Seven for me twice.

04:44:51.120 --> 04:44:53.120
Seven for me twice.

04:44:53.120 --> 04:44:55.120
Okay, let me call Ron.

04:44:55.120 --> 04:44:57.120
Jack, me versus Ron.

04:44:57.120 --> 04:44:59.120
Apparently he has a coach!

04:45:06.480 --> 04:45:08.480
Chat Chat tournament is in three days

04:45:10.440 --> 04:45:13.640
TDs to Muda though man GGs deserve to win for sure. GGs bro

04:45:16.680 --> 04:45:21.760
What do you know? Yo, are you ready bro? Are you ready?

04:45:27.960 --> 04:45:33.040
So what do you have a trainer like bro you're obviously gonna win if they're telling you what to do

04:45:37.020 --> 04:45:39.020
You know

04:45:43.320 --> 04:45:47.060
Okay, so do I have time to play one game of five-minute blitz to just get warm

04:45:48.340 --> 04:45:50.340
All right, we'll do 10 minute games too

04:45:54.200 --> 04:45:56.200
Chat what

04:45:57.120 --> 04:46:03.040
I don't know. Should I be nervous with your crystal man?

04:46:03.400 --> 04:46:06.720
So I'm doing car root com now. My cousin taught me car root com.

04:46:12.480 --> 04:46:14.600
Locking my cousin taught me car root com chat.

04:46:18.600 --> 04:46:20.320
Wait, am I supposed to get my night out here?

04:46:21.840 --> 04:46:22.880
I think I'm supposed to get my night out.

04:46:24.680 --> 04:46:25.480
Am I supposed to get my

04:46:27.120 --> 04:46:30.080
Wait, wait, wait, I should take with this phone

04:46:31.880 --> 04:46:33.880
Because

04:46:34.260 --> 04:46:36.420
This exposes the king though. I

04:46:37.760 --> 04:46:41.280
Actually, I don't know what pond to take with I guess this I'm taking too long to think

04:46:44.020 --> 04:46:47.300
Okay, let's start developing

04:46:50.840 --> 04:46:53.280
Like that like that I guess oh

04:46:53.280 --> 04:46:58.280
Oh, I can castle shortly.

04:46:58.280 --> 04:47:01.160
Yeah, I'll trade bishops with each one.

04:47:01.160 --> 04:47:02.160
Let's trade.

04:47:02.160 --> 04:47:04.400
Night for a bishop, night for a bishop.

04:47:04.400 --> 04:47:05.400
Good boy.

04:47:05.400 --> 04:47:10.640
Shout out to 200E low guys, so bear with me here.

04:47:10.640 --> 04:47:13.160
Oh, no, you can't castle when you're in check.

04:47:13.160 --> 04:47:15.400
That's such a li- Oh, wait, now I'm good.

04:47:15.400 --> 04:47:16.400
I'm good.

04:47:16.400 --> 04:47:18.400
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

04:47:18.400 --> 04:47:22.280
Bro, I thought I was going to be fucked for a second.

04:47:22.280 --> 04:47:25.120
with your crystal myth and I,

04:47:27.080 --> 04:47:30.520
it cause I ain't got no money

04:47:30.520 --> 04:47:33.560
and you'll never be my girl.

04:47:34.720 --> 04:47:36.560
All right, interesting.

04:47:36.560 --> 04:47:37.840
So I've developed pretty well.

04:47:37.840 --> 04:47:39.960
I've castled early.

04:47:39.960 --> 04:47:42.920
Let's get a Rook in an open file, right?

04:47:42.920 --> 04:47:44.760
Let's get our Rook to where he can actually see something

04:47:44.760 --> 04:47:47.480
cause he can't see shit when he's right here.

04:47:47.480 --> 04:47:49.560
Now, my next play could be like,

04:47:49.560 --> 04:47:54.020
Oh, he's gonna try to like power me chat. You guys see what he's going for?

04:47:54.900 --> 04:47:56.900
He's gonna try to just like power me

04:47:58.660 --> 04:48:02.020
This is interesting because I didn't know what to do oh

04:48:03.700 --> 04:48:06.940
Bishop yeah, Bishop here protects this square

04:48:08.140 --> 04:48:10.140
Bishop protects this

04:48:10.820 --> 04:48:12.620
take

04:48:12.620 --> 04:48:14.100
take

04:48:14.100 --> 04:48:18.860
Take take take. I mean, yeah, I need to play a little bit faster

04:48:18.860 --> 04:48:22.460
but I don't really know what to move.

04:48:22.460 --> 04:48:25.740
I got to play fast about it, what to do?

04:48:25.740 --> 04:48:30.220
Because I ain't got no money.

04:48:30.220 --> 04:48:30.940
All right.

04:48:30.940 --> 04:48:31.980
He gave me that.

04:48:31.980 --> 04:48:32.540
He's going to mind.

04:48:32.540 --> 04:48:36.060
He might lose Queen here.

04:48:36.060 --> 04:48:37.420
He's giving me all of his pawns.

04:48:37.420 --> 04:48:39.980
This guy's kind of choking.

04:48:39.980 --> 04:48:41.660
He's choking now.

04:48:41.660 --> 04:48:43.260
Everybody's choking now.

04:48:45.980 --> 04:48:46.300
Wait.

04:48:46.300 --> 04:48:48.460
This is a really good bishop.

04:48:48.460 --> 04:48:55.660
oh my god oh my god it's a good bitch him that's a really good bitch him rocked hat take take

04:48:55.660 --> 04:49:00.220
has to move his queen but then he loses the rook he sacrificed the rook

04:49:01.260 --> 04:49:03.660
jenny is that not a naughty fucking bitch him

04:49:07.820 --> 04:49:12.700
take guys i'm getting better i swear okay now

04:49:12.700 --> 04:49:21.980
Bro, let's start offering Queen Trades because we're up to really manic. That's so manic of him

04:49:21.980 --> 04:49:25.660
bro, let's just offer Queen Trades all game long

04:49:27.740 --> 04:49:31.980
This is the sexy Bishop, but not really because then we're just hanging it but

04:49:33.220 --> 04:49:35.220
Now the Bishop sexy

04:49:36.340 --> 04:49:38.340
Cuz boys we go bang bang

04:49:38.340 --> 04:49:45.340
Thanks for the night, dumb ass! What are you doing?

04:49:45.340 --> 04:49:48.340
Wait, I could- could I convert this?

04:49:48.340 --> 04:49:51.340
No, no. Let's start in the queen.

04:49:51.340 --> 04:49:55.340
BANG! Queen, what's up? I'm in your face. I'm in your face. Bitch!

04:49:55.340 --> 04:50:01.340
Okay, okay, okay. Vamo, vamo, vamo. Now, what do we do as simple?

04:50:01.340 --> 04:50:06.340
We blunder? No, I'm good, I'm good. Chat, are we locked?

04:50:06.340 --> 04:50:07.180
Are we locked?

04:50:19.380 --> 04:50:20.720
Offer another queen trade?

04:50:22.800 --> 04:50:25.160
But I gotta think, what am I doing with this?

04:50:25.160 --> 04:50:26.620
Oh my God, I almost blundered my night.

04:50:26.620 --> 04:50:29.500
Holy shit, holy shit.

04:50:29.500 --> 04:50:31.900
I almost blundered my queen, sorry.

04:50:31.900 --> 04:50:33.480
Wait, this is actually bad.

04:50:33.480 --> 04:50:34.880
I'm in a bad spot.

04:50:34.880 --> 04:50:38.880
I kind of trapped everything.

04:50:38.880 --> 04:50:45.880
Bro, I sort of trapped everything.

04:50:45.880 --> 04:50:53.880
I'm up so much material.

04:50:53.880 --> 04:51:01.880
I got to get, I got to play faster.

04:51:01.880 --> 04:51:06.080
The Bishop is protected, the Rook's protected.

04:51:06.080 --> 04:51:08.200
Can I advance my attack?

04:51:08.200 --> 04:51:10.000
The Bishop and the Rook are protected.

04:51:11.680 --> 04:51:14.800
Oh, well, okay, that's protected.

04:51:16.400 --> 04:51:19.960
Wait, hold up, this guy's sort of trolling.

04:51:19.960 --> 04:51:21.120
This is check.

04:51:24.240 --> 04:51:27.400
Dude, I would literally love to Queen trade with you

04:51:27.400 --> 04:51:28.640
if you'll allow it.

04:51:30.200 --> 04:51:31.600
Wait, and then, okay.

04:51:31.880 --> 04:51:40.840
There's so many ways to blunder right now.

04:51:40.840 --> 04:51:45.560
Your chest is so hard because you have to analyze so many different things at once and it makes

04:51:45.560 --> 04:51:48.560
your head want to pop.

04:51:48.560 --> 04:51:54.240
Channel probably do cases after I play Ron.

04:51:54.240 --> 04:51:57.640
Wait, wait, he's smart.

04:51:57.640 --> 04:52:12.000
I need to get this queen out of this diagonal line so I can take the night and check his

04:52:12.000 --> 04:52:13.000
king.

04:52:13.000 --> 04:52:14.000
Oh my god, perfect.

04:52:14.000 --> 04:52:15.000
Perfect!

04:52:15.000 --> 04:52:20.000
He's going to take my rook though, I think, Shisa.

04:52:20.000 --> 04:52:26.360
Wait, but nobody can't because he's in check.

04:52:26.360 --> 04:52:28.660
He can't take my work cause he's in check, mother sucka!

04:52:32.400 --> 04:52:36.000
Cause I ain't got no money.

04:52:36.000 --> 04:52:37.760
Wait, is that not checkmate?

04:52:37.760 --> 04:52:38.600
Nah, it's not.

04:52:38.600 --> 04:52:40.880
He's gonna go back to the corner.

04:52:40.880 --> 04:52:42.640
Bro, look, let's get active.

04:52:42.640 --> 04:52:44.040
Rook protects queen no matter what.

04:52:44.040 --> 04:52:45.840
This is why I never lose my queen.

04:52:47.360 --> 04:52:50.240
Oh my God, you cheeky fucking bastard, bro.

04:52:50.240 --> 04:52:52.120
You're such a cheeky bastard.

04:52:52.120 --> 04:53:00.160
Look, bro, I need to get this bishop involved and we're going to win anything.

04:53:00.160 --> 04:53:01.960
And that's all, period.

04:53:01.960 --> 04:53:04.520
Okay, he's threatening the rook.

04:53:04.520 --> 04:53:06.880
Look, now we have a barrage.

04:53:06.880 --> 04:53:09.400
Bro, let's send out the rooks.

04:53:09.400 --> 04:53:11.400
No, let's get fucking active.

04:53:11.400 --> 04:53:18.680
Wait, I think I lose this exchange?

04:53:18.680 --> 04:53:30.360
I need to advance this, try to know how to win, I have no time, this is bad.

04:53:30.360 --> 04:53:39.480
This is actually really bad guys.

04:53:39.480 --> 04:53:44.840
Wait I figured it out, because look, now this screen is protected, try to figure it out

04:53:44.840 --> 04:53:46.840
I know how to win! Look!

04:53:48.340 --> 04:53:49.340
Look, chat!

04:53:50.840 --> 04:53:52.840
Look! I know how to win!

04:53:54.840 --> 04:53:56.840
You absolute fucking...

04:53:56.840 --> 04:53:58.840
Wait! Wait! Wait!

04:53:59.840 --> 04:54:01.840
Absolutely wait!

04:54:05.340 --> 04:54:06.840
Hold!

04:54:10.340 --> 04:54:11.840
I have to meet him.

04:54:11.840 --> 04:54:13.840
There's no other way.

04:54:14.840 --> 04:54:18.840
Is that me? I have to sack the queen to meet him I think.

04:54:24.840 --> 04:54:26.840
How's that not me? What?

04:54:28.840 --> 04:54:30.840
How's that not me? What? What's not me?

04:54:30.840 --> 04:54:34.840
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!

04:54:35.840 --> 04:54:37.840
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!

04:54:39.840 --> 04:54:40.840
What?!

04:54:44.840 --> 04:54:51.840
How is that not me?

04:54:51.840 --> 04:54:55.840
Life actually how?

04:54:55.840 --> 04:55:04.840
How is that not me?

04:55:04.840 --> 04:55:11.840
Is Ron bettery?

04:55:11.840 --> 04:55:19.320
Is wrong that Jack is wrong daddy is wrong daddy. I'm about to fucking work him is wrong daddy

04:55:26.480 --> 04:55:32.960
Okay, yeah, is she gonna help him is she gonna help him

04:55:35.560 --> 04:55:37.560
Oh, let's take it nice

04:55:41.840 --> 04:55:45.360
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go tinkle. I'm gonna tinkle. I'm gonna tinkle

04:55:46.160 --> 04:55:49.200
Yeah, I'm gonna shit on run y'all. I'm gonna shit on

04:55:51.840 --> 04:55:53.840
Y'all

04:56:05.600 --> 04:56:08.640
I like that you chose levy over us and I'm right here

04:56:11.840 --> 04:56:13.840
That's what I said.

04:56:13.840 --> 04:56:15.840
Instead of one, we're the right choice.

04:56:15.840 --> 04:56:16.840
Ew.

04:56:16.840 --> 04:56:19.840
I was wondering if you'd be a fool not to pick us.

04:56:19.840 --> 04:56:20.840
Haha!

04:56:20.840 --> 04:56:21.840
Pretty good.

04:56:21.840 --> 04:56:22.840
I like that one.

04:56:22.840 --> 04:56:23.840
What style?

04:56:23.840 --> 04:56:24.840
Green.

04:56:24.840 --> 04:56:25.840
Yeah, the classic.

04:56:25.840 --> 04:56:26.840
Green is good.

04:56:26.840 --> 04:56:27.840
Skip.

04:56:27.840 --> 04:56:28.840
But knowing you, you'd probably pick me.

04:56:28.840 --> 04:56:29.840
Let me make sure I hide just in case.

04:56:29.840 --> 04:56:30.840
No, thank you.

04:56:30.840 --> 04:56:33.840
When I play chess tournaments, my dad would always cover behind my shoulders and watch

04:56:33.840 --> 04:56:35.840
like this and be really nervous.

04:56:35.840 --> 04:56:37.840
So this is the full chess experience.

04:56:37.840 --> 04:56:38.840
Okay.

04:56:38.840 --> 04:56:39.840
Ready?

04:56:39.840 --> 04:56:40.840
Great.

04:56:40.840 --> 04:56:45.320
Okay, quick thing, um, chat, does anyone want to give us a challenge?

04:56:45.320 --> 04:56:46.820
We'll start with like, uh...

04:56:46.820 --> 04:56:48.320
Wait, nothing? Can we make sure also like...

04:56:48.320 --> 04:56:50.560
No, there's nothing here you can leak.

04:56:50.560 --> 04:56:51.160
Okay.

04:56:51.160 --> 04:56:52.480
Yeah, you just got ads.

04:56:52.480 --> 04:56:53.520
Here, should I move this?

04:56:53.520 --> 04:56:55.320
Um, yeah, let's do you good...

04:56:55.320 --> 04:56:59.000
You can make Cam bigger too, it's not like Fortnite, you don't have to show very much.

04:56:59.000 --> 04:57:00.320
Okay, is this good like this?

04:57:00.320 --> 04:57:01.600
Yeah, you should be...

04:57:31.600 --> 04:57:32.800
I'm going to show everything.

04:57:32.800 --> 04:57:33.600
Chattanooga.

04:57:33.600 --> 04:57:34.600
Jixie Cawlin.

04:57:34.600 --> 04:57:36.600
Jixie is Cawlin.

04:57:36.600 --> 04:57:38.600
Okay, yeah, Jesus.

04:57:38.600 --> 04:57:40.600
I should, I should, I should spell my God.

04:57:40.600 --> 04:57:41.600
I don't know why I didn't let me say that.

04:57:41.600 --> 04:57:42.600
No, you're going to leave it.

04:57:42.600 --> 04:57:44.600
Well, I feel like the caffeine.

04:57:44.600 --> 04:57:46.600
I didn't leave it.

04:57:46.600 --> 04:57:47.600
Okay, I can't.

04:57:47.600 --> 04:57:50.600
Hey, the prediction's on me.

04:57:50.600 --> 04:57:52.600
The prediction's on me.

04:57:52.600 --> 04:57:53.600
Yeah, I don't know.

04:57:53.600 --> 04:57:54.600
W. Ron's chat, man.

04:57:54.600 --> 04:57:55.600
W. Ron's chat.

04:57:55.600 --> 04:57:56.600
Let's see my chat.

04:57:56.600 --> 04:57:57.600
Oh, yeah.

04:57:57.600 --> 04:57:58.600
Let's see my chat.

04:57:58.600 --> 04:57:59.600
Oh, nice.

04:57:59.600 --> 04:58:04.160
You miss a gift that who gets it L3 they can put it's your one frostage your one

04:58:15.160 --> 04:58:19.840
L fat L fat what does that even mean?

04:58:19.840 --> 04:58:30.720
What does that mean bro L fat if you lose hang it up yo bro, I'm not gonna hang it up

04:58:30.720 --> 04:58:32.720
guys

04:58:32.720 --> 04:58:37.840
Yeah, can y'all chill this morning one thing chat here we go one thing you'll learn about me bro

04:58:38.080 --> 04:58:42.200
Is that I don't care how good I am at something or how bad I am at something?

04:58:42.200 --> 04:58:46.200
I'll never fucking quit no matter what no matter how many times people say

04:58:46.200 --> 04:58:49.800
I suck at something or if somebody says I'm good. I'll never fucking quit

04:58:50.560 --> 04:58:52.800
Because the only way to really lose

04:58:54.000 --> 04:58:59.320
So have us I'm in the middle of a motivational speech and you move my chair

04:59:00.760 --> 04:59:04.480
Tell us it the only way to really lose in life is to quit and give up

04:59:06.000 --> 04:59:08.760
So yeah, I might be 200 low in chess 300

04:59:08.760 --> 04:59:13.840
I might be 300 low and you guys roast me all the time, but I'm not gonna quit because one day

04:59:14.160 --> 04:59:16.160
I'm gonna be a thousand below

04:59:16.200 --> 04:59:26.380
Ron Dale Jingle, Chateau Brown, Jannity Caldum, somebody said, Apex, I didn't know, great

04:59:26.380 --> 04:59:31.840
point chat, I didn't quit Apex, guys, just because I'm on that temporary hiatus from

04:59:31.840 --> 04:59:34.040
Apex doesn't mean I quit the game.

04:59:34.040 --> 04:59:35.920
Have I raged off the game twice?

04:59:35.920 --> 04:59:36.920
Yes.

04:59:36.920 --> 04:59:40.480
Have I literally contemplated wrapping my car around a telephone pole while playing

04:59:40.480 --> 04:59:41.480
this game?

04:59:41.480 --> 04:59:46.240
This game right here has actually made me more mad

04:59:46.240 --> 04:59:48.160
than I think any game ever.

04:59:49.520 --> 04:59:51.800
Besides like maybe Clash Royale

04:59:51.800 --> 04:59:53.960
and the Pekka Goblin Giant meta.

04:59:53.960 --> 04:59:55.920
The Golden Baby Dragon.

04:59:55.920 --> 04:59:56.760
Hi guys.

04:59:56.760 --> 04:59:57.600
Yo!

05:00:00.960 --> 05:00:01.800
Hi guys, bro.

05:00:01.800 --> 05:00:03.360
Look, bro.

05:00:03.360 --> 05:00:05.280
Yes, I quit Elton Ring.

05:00:05.280 --> 05:00:07.880
Look, bro, I quit Elton Ring and I quit Apex, guys.

05:00:07.880 --> 05:00:09.360
What do you want me to say, bro?

05:00:09.360 --> 05:00:11.200
I'm a fucking loser, bro.

05:00:11.200 --> 05:00:12.040
I didn't quit chat.

05:00:12.040 --> 05:00:13.880
I didn't quit it.

05:00:13.880 --> 05:00:16.360
All right, all right, all right, hi Vash.

05:00:16.360 --> 05:00:17.760
There was a couple of games I quit.

05:00:17.760 --> 05:00:19.560
Okay, okay.

05:00:19.560 --> 05:00:20.720
I did quit Cuphead.

05:00:20.720 --> 05:00:21.640
I did quit all of them.

05:00:21.640 --> 05:00:23.400
I did not quit Apex.

05:00:24.320 --> 05:00:26.920
Just cause I'm on a temporary hiatus from Apex

05:00:26.920 --> 05:00:28.800
doesn't mean I quit the game, yo.

05:00:30.120 --> 05:00:31.480
It's not what that means.

05:00:31.480 --> 05:00:34.360
Cause I ain't got no money.

05:00:36.000 --> 05:00:37.760
Oh, I quit Deadlock.

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Oh, I forgot about that.

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We have actually quit a lot of stuff.

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I've actually quit a lot of stuff, chat.

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Oh my, no, no, no, I've actually quit.

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I didn't quit.

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Yo, no, look, grr!

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Quitting VR chat was good for my soul.

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What do you mean VR chat?

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Guys!

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Look, bro, I'm gonna have a son one day.

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I'm not always gonna be in the internet, bro.

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Chat, I'm gonna have a son one day

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and chat's gonna say cap or you'll die alone.

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Look, bro, I know when I'm like 29, 30,

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I'm gonna have a son, bro.

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I'm gonna have a son, bro.

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And if my son sees the clip of me in a cage

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on VRChat getting spanked,

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my son is never gonna look at me the same again.

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Do y'all realize that?

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My son is never gonna look at me the same again.

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So yeah, bro, I quit VRChat for my son.

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You deadass barked for her.

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It's already been done.

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What about your wrestling match?

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Okay, this guy's got jokes.

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Yo, I didn't quit Rocket League.

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I didn't quit.

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I didn't quit Rockin' League.

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Brother, I was on Rockin' League three days ago.

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Where is Ron?

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Let's go!

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You're gonna watch?

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Yeah, I'm gonna watch my best.

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Hold on, I gotta call about,

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I can't play it through both,

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so you're just gonna have to listen through here, okay?

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Okay.

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Okay, hold on.

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Oh my God, I'm actually, hold on.

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You don't have speakers?

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I do, but then how, I can't.

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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It'll echo.

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No, it's okay.

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Okay, chat, I'm ready.

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You got a coach for an hour and now you're coming at the 300 elo deity, bro.

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You're not there yet, but numbers don't matter.

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I'm the king of 300 elo.

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I'm maybe the greatest 300 elo player to ever grace the brand.

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I almost beat XQC, bro.

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Do you even know that?

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That's fine.

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I have been practicing.

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I bet you don't even know what a castle is, do you?

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Up top.

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Hold on.

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Did you just say up top?

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Run!

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Bro, I know how to castle, bro.

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Are you ready to play?

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He knows how to castle.

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You probably learned that.

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Yeah, I'm ready to play.

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All right, bro.

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I'm going to go full fan.

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How do I invite you?

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Is there a way I can give an invite?

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Yeah, you can tell him.

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Play a friend.

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You do it off my chest.

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Oh, what's your username?

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Yeah, there you go.

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Okay

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Jinxy two eyes jinxie two eyes. There's another one. That's a fake guy that guy's not 915 with a diamond

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Yeah, that's me. Okay. I ten minute or what should we do ten?

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Teddy's

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Hi, thanks. Hey, how's it going one helpline? Oh, is he allowed to have a helpline?

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He just learned how to cast a literally. I don't even think you remember

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Ah, yes, okay, yes, I'll allow one helpline, yeah.

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Maybe three helplines actually, because he's had a really long day.

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He's really tried.

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Okay, maybe in the middle I have two helplines.

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I mean two helplines, okay, I'll take it.

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Okay, deal, thank you so much.

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Chad, is that a bad idea?

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I was just saying that, I didn't mean it.

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Okay, they're calling me Make-A-Wish.

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Yeah, I'm not an insult, guess what?

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That's a great thing, you get to make any wish you want.

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Okay, Ron. Did you invite me by the way? Uh, yeah, so there's the big settings. Um, yeah

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See shit. No, but I'm afraid

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Yeah, yeah, Ron, do you want to play me? I'll take some free elo rod if you're handed it out chat emo

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It's yeah, I'll watch you. Well, no, you'll have to just don't reach

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I'm closing chat then while I do this because I'm walked in

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So, Ron, do you want to do best of three so you could really extend the ass with it?

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I feel like you said what jing see sorry. Do you want to do best of three so we could extend the ass whoopin?

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Do we want to put anything online? Yeah, let's put a what?

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You were what 2019 champion you know, we can do that much maybe like a little rumble. How about like a hundred maybe 20?

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Oh, let's do 20 gifted. Let's do 20. Let's do it, bro. Let's do it. Let's do it. Are you in the game?

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Bro, I don't have an invite from you.

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I said you invited.

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Oh, go make sure he's on playslashlive.

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Oh, here I'll give you the link.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Give me the link in Discord, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

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I'm going against the king of 300, you know, bro.

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Shut up, bro. I don't care if you're in.

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Whoa, this is five minutes. Ah, 10.

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No, it's not, no, it's not, no, it's not. I have it ready.

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Two, you know what? Actually, hang on. Let's do 5-5.

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Sorry, we're gonna do five minutes five second increment because that's the same time control of the tournament

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Okay, I'll be a little faster for you, but okay. Where are you in the game?

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Rondale, I don't have your in my bro. I sent you didn't write. No, I use this link new link

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This is better faster first

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I want to make I'm actually like

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Okay, no and none of that brothers. Oh, no cheating a lot of wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no

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I'm how do I okay? I'm just covering that he

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Are you in jigsaw? No, no, no, you said it would excel dingo, bro

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I'm in here around there. We know I joined, but it doesn't work. Oh, wait

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I'm in your game. Oh my god. I go. Oh my god. I got black. I'm ready. You're actually good. I got my

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I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. You know, you're gonna auto-avort in seven seconds shut up

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up. Karukan. Queen pond? Easy. Nice development, bro. Your castle. Bro, nice development.

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Nice development, buddy. Honestly, I'm just going to play this smooth. Because I... You're

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Actually already done bro. You let me set up the whole car. We kind of

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Ronald you're nervous for the tournament bro. No, I'm not nervous

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Yeah, no, you're right. Okay, so that I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna go

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There wait, how did you already get that ready? I pre-moved

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Hanging a fish there. We go. Thank you. Oh

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Okay

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Yep

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I'm gonna hit you with

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You're not bad kid. You're not bad kid

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But Rod you gotta remember bro, I'm the 300 D low like final boss. I'm not worried. I'm not worried

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I'm not worried. I have a teammate. She can give me two hints, right?

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Uh, yeah, one per game maybe?

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Sit this best of three?

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Maybe one per game.

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Oh.

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You see what I'm trying to do, Andrea?

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Hide mine.

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What?

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This is great compared to your first game, person.

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Hide mine.

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What?

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This is just a process.

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Wait, you just blundered!

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You just blundered!

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I did not blundered.

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Did I blundered?

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I didn't blundered.

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Why is he saying I blundered?

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You just blundered!

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Look!

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Look!

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Free pawn!

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It's okay, though.

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And my business protect it

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I did not blundered yes, bro. You gave me a friggin pawn for nothing. I didn't have to do anything

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Oh, I know I think I understand this I actually think I understand this

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I know but a lot of it's out the door at the moment

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Oh my god, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't wait, but if I take take it take it take it take it

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Take it. Take it. Tray material. Tray material.

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Yeah, we didn't have time to go over the piece material, unfortunately.

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Okay, so why are you taking bro? Shut up. Okay, okay.

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Ooh, this is not about, alright, I'll tell you.

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Remember when we talked about counting pieces?

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Ooh baby, give me one more chance.

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I know we don't know the material.

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Dude, look at me like I'm a...

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No, no, no, no.

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No, no, actually.

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No, genuinely, this is night and day from your first game.

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Cause now I can see like...

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Like you're actually seeing things, but still...

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You think what I'm thinking?

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It's gonna, I'm not going to just...

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I love asking you is to...

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I know you don't know all the material accounts, but I just want you to not blend any more pieces.

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Otherwise, you're solid. Just don't blender.

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Yes, ma'am. I won't blender, not a single time, ever again.

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Let the blendering begin, Jinxy.

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I'll trade material all day, buddy.

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I'll trade material all day long, buddy.

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I will trade material until there's no material on the board, because I'm up material!

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Shut your bitch ass up for one second and watch me cook.

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I'm actually so lost, Chad.

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Yeah, I castled yes yes right no

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Yeah, this

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King two squares right here

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Okay, so King two square so King two squares this person right here

05:10:09.780 --> 05:10:12.140
Well, you're trying to castle your queen

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Fuck off. I got this you're gonna

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I'm not your queen I didn't know it's a hidden move brother sometimes I forget things

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Appreciate the pond. I don't know we were handing out pons today. What is this?

05:10:27.140 --> 05:10:29.140
Oh

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I'm not handing out pawns hold on bro. You're stressing out bro

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I'm about to literally mark your entire like all those pons are dead. See all the pons in the middle. They're all that

05:10:39.860 --> 05:10:41.860
Muy interesante. I'm your Mijo

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Mijo figure it out son

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No, I messed up my rook! No!

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Yeah, so I'm gonna do this.

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My rook! No, I messed up my rook!

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No, Ron, please do not have my finger slip!

05:11:00.740 --> 05:11:02.740
Ron, my finger slip! No, no, my finger slip!

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Don't take my run!

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Ron, my finger slip!

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What are you doing?

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Checkmate, checkmate!

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I'm not even in check!

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okay check check yeah check you're right check yeah you're right check wait

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you're a blunder machine but I can't just tell you run you're a blunder

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machine bro it's a lifeline homie you need to so you just blundered your

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look it's okay you need to activate your night you can only use your night and

05:11:36.540 --> 05:11:39.980
your queen up literally all you have his rook is defended so just try to keep

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Keep your knight and your queen close, bring your knight back, and just try to defend.

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I should have saved you with a rook, but I didn't.

05:11:49.260 --> 05:11:52.460
It's honestly fine, I'm a problem, and I need to learn.

05:11:52.460 --> 05:11:53.820
I'm not the forer of chess.

05:11:53.820 --> 05:11:54.820
I am going to...

05:11:54.820 --> 05:11:56.820
It's okay, we come back.

05:11:56.820 --> 05:11:57.820
He will blunder.

05:11:57.820 --> 05:12:01.300
Say goodbye to your queen, bro.

05:12:01.300 --> 05:12:02.800
Say goodbye to your queen, buddy.

05:12:02.800 --> 05:12:08.700
Hey, chat, I'm going to be the best 308L player in the world, bro.

05:12:08.700 --> 05:12:11.960
Yeah, it's pretty tough, but you know, maybe he'll still meet you I

05:12:15.820 --> 05:12:17.820
Gotta make some plays I gotta make some plays

05:12:19.860 --> 05:12:21.860
I'm gonna make some plays here

05:12:22.200 --> 05:12:26.660
I'm gonna make I'm gonna make some plays. You're right. I check you. I check you you check me

05:12:26.900 --> 05:12:28.900
You check me. I've checked you

05:12:30.340 --> 05:12:36.860
Yeah, just try to go for this filming it's important to not give up. We're gonna need to you never give up if you don't lose

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He might steal me.

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Because I ain't bad.

05:12:43.820 --> 05:12:45.660
Bro, Ron, come on, buddy.

05:12:45.660 --> 05:12:47.220
I thought you were going to be better, bro.

05:12:47.220 --> 05:12:48.460
You trained, bro.

05:12:48.460 --> 05:12:49.340
Push it once.

05:12:49.340 --> 05:12:50.300
He's going to see it, though.

05:12:50.300 --> 05:12:52.860
But at this point, we're going to have to try again.

05:12:52.860 --> 05:12:53.340
But it's OK.

05:12:53.340 --> 05:12:58.820
We're going to come in a little bit earlier next time.

05:12:58.820 --> 05:12:59.820
This is interesting.

05:12:59.820 --> 05:13:01.740
I'm not going to help him anymore, dear.

05:13:01.740 --> 05:13:03.060
No, he might steal me.

05:13:03.060 --> 05:13:04.500
But he's pretty solid.

05:13:04.500 --> 05:13:06.340
Oh, fuck.

05:13:06.340 --> 05:13:09.100
Jinxie, just give me a little bit of hope.

05:13:09.100 --> 05:13:10.780
Your best hope is next game.

05:13:10.780 --> 05:13:13.860
I literally, here's how you win, Rob.

05:13:13.860 --> 05:13:18.860
The next game, I literally get ran over by a car, Rob.

05:13:18.860 --> 05:13:19.700
That's how you win.

05:13:19.700 --> 05:13:20.540
Shut the fuck up!

05:13:20.540 --> 05:13:21.380
Shut up!

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You're not supposed to talk during a chess game.

05:13:24.140 --> 05:13:24.940
That's unsports.

05:13:24.940 --> 05:13:25.780
Oh.

05:13:25.780 --> 05:13:27.660
Couldn't hear you over the check, Rob.

05:13:32.180 --> 05:13:34.020
I mean, everything's perspective.

05:13:34.020 --> 05:13:36.640
Yeah, this is a world-class event.

05:13:36.640 --> 05:13:37.260
Take the night.

05:13:37.260 --> 05:13:38.580
You can't take the night.

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You can't.

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

05:13:41.860 --> 05:13:44.620
I'm destroying you, Ron!

05:13:44.620 --> 05:13:46.860
Oh my god, give me a chance, will you?

05:13:46.860 --> 05:13:47.940
Convert to a queen?

05:13:47.940 --> 05:13:49.180
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

05:13:49.180 --> 05:13:51.300
Ron, I've been proved it's our last encounter.

05:13:51.300 --> 05:13:51.800
Yeah.

05:13:51.800 --> 05:13:53.620
He's gonna promote, but it doesn't matter.

05:13:56.700 --> 05:13:58.940
No, but then it's.

05:13:58.940 --> 05:14:00.400
Just try to film it.

05:14:00.400 --> 05:14:03.580
There's nothing we can do to try to win.

05:14:03.580 --> 05:14:04.620
We just don't give up.

05:14:04.620 --> 05:14:07.620
I just want to say goodbye.

05:14:07.620 --> 05:14:10.620
Say goodbye.

05:14:10.620 --> 05:14:11.660
How the fuck I'm Jinxy.

05:14:11.660 --> 05:14:13.120
Can you shut the fuck up?

05:14:13.120 --> 05:14:17.260
How do I say goodbye?

05:14:17.260 --> 05:14:20.540
I'm muted.

05:14:20.540 --> 05:14:21.260
I'm muted.

05:14:21.260 --> 05:14:24.540
I'm muted.

05:14:24.540 --> 05:14:27.340
I'm so good at chess.

05:14:27.340 --> 05:14:35.340
Jack, Jack, it might not, the best 308-oh player you've ever seen.

05:14:35.340 --> 05:14:40.860
Shout out to Levy, shout out to my cousin for teaching me to Karuk Khan opening.

05:14:40.860 --> 05:14:43.180
I know he's proud of me right now.

05:14:43.180 --> 05:14:48.620
Shout out to my cousin for teaching me to Karuk Khan, bro.

05:14:48.620 --> 05:14:52.860
Somebody said bad versus horrible.

05:14:52.860 --> 05:14:53.860
Do-do-do.

05:14:53.860 --> 05:14:57.860
Do I get Elo for that?

05:14:57.860 --> 05:14:58.860
That's not even fair.

05:14:58.860 --> 05:15:00.860
It's not even fair though.

05:15:00.860 --> 05:15:02.860
Yo, can I watch Game Review?

05:15:02.860 --> 05:15:04.860
Come on, Game Review, glaze me.

05:15:04.860 --> 05:15:06.860
Game Review, glaze me.

05:15:09.860 --> 05:15:10.860
Chat the Game Review.

05:15:10.860 --> 05:15:11.860
Talk to me, baby.

05:15:11.860 --> 05:15:13.860
A nice tactical blow in the opening.

05:15:13.860 --> 05:15:14.860
Let's look at your...

05:15:14.860 --> 05:15:16.860
Countless games start with this move because it...

05:15:16.860 --> 05:15:19.860
A good idea that supports a strong center later.

05:15:19.860 --> 05:15:29.860
later. This move gives you the opportunity to win their night. The only move and you found it.

05:15:30.500 --> 05:15:35.540
Nice development that allows king side castling next move. Oh, thanks, baby. I appreciate you,

05:15:35.540 --> 05:15:42.820
babe. Oh my god. Is there a way to marry Nadia here? Like just look, bro. Is she real?

05:15:42.820 --> 05:15:46.900
You missed an opportunity to win a night through a fork. Shysa, sorry, Nadia.

05:15:46.900 --> 05:15:59.140
you captured a vulnerable night you captured a free pawn the rook is left

05:15:59.140 --> 05:16:05.740
hanging letting you grab it immediately you captured a free rook you're

05:16:05.740 --> 05:16:13.060
better option was to take an outpost with a night you want a pawn for free

05:16:13.060 --> 05:16:16.560
Watch this mate, Chad, watch this mate, wow.

05:16:16.560 --> 05:16:18.060
Congrats on your win.

05:16:18.060 --> 05:16:27.560
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic, you know.

05:16:27.560 --> 05:16:31.560
Never believe it's that so.

05:16:31.560 --> 05:16:36.560
It's magic, you know.

05:16:36.560 --> 05:16:41.560
Never believe it's not so.

05:16:41.560 --> 05:16:43.560
It's magic

05:16:43.920 --> 05:16:45.920
Yeah, no

05:16:46.600 --> 05:16:49.320
Look chat. I'm gonna keep it an absolute buck, bro

05:16:50.600 --> 05:16:51.960
um

05:16:51.960 --> 05:16:53.960
Am I winning the tournament?

05:16:56.600 --> 05:17:00.120
Check and I would have the tournament cases. Yeah, I got a beat one run one more time

05:17:03.160 --> 05:17:09.600
Hey, Jinxie, I hate watching you appreciate that bro, you know, are they still coaching over there? What's even happening?

05:17:12.320 --> 05:17:14.320
What's even happening well

05:17:17.720 --> 05:17:19.720
You actually fucked up now

05:17:19.760 --> 05:17:26.000
Wait, you know, so I'll be on I'm getting a call from agent now too. Yo, bro. What I have case on calling me

05:17:26.000 --> 05:17:28.000
Have you called me one agent?

05:17:28.960 --> 05:17:30.960
Yeah, she's she can hear you

05:17:36.160 --> 05:17:38.160
Yeah kick rocks

05:17:41.560 --> 05:17:46.720
Bro, I got case on time you better ruin his day in my chat. Yeah, this is like I'm gonna become the greatest

05:17:47.440 --> 05:17:50.960
Hey, this is your villain art. This is how champions are made

05:17:51.320 --> 05:17:52.320
You know what?

05:17:52.320 --> 05:17:58.760
You can become the best chess player haters are motivators at the table with dinner with success. Okay, and now how do you castle?

05:17:59.880 --> 05:18:05.000
Put me in position to castle right here. Watch this. Oh easy. That's a little okay easy

05:18:05.000 --> 05:18:14.180
All right, I want to rematch let's go. All right, bro. Let's get this let's get this going, bro

05:18:17.720 --> 05:18:21.000
Send me another invite. How you did before you can hit rematch. I clicked it

05:18:28.640 --> 05:18:33.560
All right, Ron set send me a new code in in discord, Ron. How do you play online?

05:18:35.000 --> 05:18:43.000
Yeah, yeah, noise here, challenge, okay, and don't panic about the time, like I'd rather you take your time than I do.

05:18:43.000 --> 05:18:44.000
My heart is racing.

05:18:44.000 --> 05:18:52.000
I mean, just gotta breathe. Chess is a really infuriating game. It's like a mental battle. Honestly, most of this is you freaking yourself out.

05:18:52.000 --> 05:18:55.000
Okay, I'll do that. He's just too hot. This is him.

05:18:55.000 --> 05:18:56.000
Is it? Yeah.

05:18:56.000 --> 05:18:57.000
Are you sure? Chessy, do you see me in a bit?

05:18:57.000 --> 05:18:58.000
This is him. Ready? Go.

05:18:58.000 --> 05:18:59.000
I'm in here.

05:18:59.000 --> 05:19:00.000
Alright, go.

05:19:00.000 --> 05:19:01.000
This is you?

05:19:01.000 --> 05:19:02.000
It's beginning.

05:19:02.000 --> 05:19:03.000
It's not.

05:19:03.000 --> 05:19:04.000
Sometimes it doesn't.

05:19:04.000 --> 05:19:06.480
All right, hey best of luck Jakes

05:19:06.480 --> 05:19:08.480
opening principle, shake hand, good luck

05:19:08.480 --> 05:19:10.480
check your move before you play

05:19:10.480 --> 05:19:13.480
that's all you have to do

05:19:13.480 --> 05:19:17.480
good developing

05:19:17.480 --> 05:19:20.480
very nice

05:19:20.480 --> 05:19:22.480
whoa whoa whoa

05:19:22.480 --> 05:19:24.480
whoa it's magic

05:19:24.480 --> 05:19:26.480
you know

05:19:26.480 --> 05:19:29.480
what if I just mimic him the whole game

05:19:29.480 --> 05:19:33.480
you eventually don't stop working but check it over as it works it works

05:19:33.480 --> 05:19:36.280
It works, it works, it works, it works, it works here, it works here.

05:19:36.280 --> 05:19:38.160
This is fine for now.

05:19:38.160 --> 05:19:39.840
Eventually, I'll have to make you a mood.

05:19:39.840 --> 05:19:46.200
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's not, you know.

05:19:46.200 --> 05:19:48.400
Ron, you got good vocals, bro, I'm gonna be honest.

05:19:48.400 --> 05:19:49.600
Appreciate you, Junko.

05:19:49.600 --> 05:19:50.640
Junko Dingle.

05:19:50.640 --> 05:19:53.360
You got, you got good vocals, bro.

05:19:53.360 --> 05:19:54.560
Ooh.

05:19:54.560 --> 05:19:56.200
Holy pan, that's a brutal pan.

05:19:56.200 --> 05:19:58.080
I'm sorry if we upset you.

05:19:58.080 --> 05:19:59.440
It's OK, OK, son.

05:19:59.440 --> 05:20:01.000
I hope you know I was just trolling,

05:20:01.000 --> 05:20:08.680
in your room was very nice I don't know okay finished developing just what's

05:20:08.680 --> 05:20:14.440
your goal that's oh no I did it's okay

05:20:14.440 --> 05:20:22.520
try there's no help I'm a lost cause I'm a lost fucking cause well a bad

05:20:22.520 --> 05:20:25.920
shout run that's not a bad shout finish your developing I don't know how

05:20:25.920 --> 05:20:30.120
I'm not even developed in my human self look around can I be out of sleep? What?

05:20:31.200 --> 05:20:33.360
Look around can I be honest? You're not one term?

05:20:37.560 --> 05:20:42.000
Stop panicking yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes ma'am. Okay, so why did he do that?

05:20:42.920 --> 05:20:50.000
Good question. He's just developing bam keep going with your plan. It's good that you asked yourself that honestly I really think

05:20:52.240 --> 05:20:54.080
Yeah, you're doing better this game, bro

05:20:55.920 --> 05:20:58.440
Solid just calm chest. Stay calm

05:21:03.440 --> 05:21:09.200
This is not a bad shout, how do you think about your plan? You must finish your king's safety

05:21:10.800 --> 05:21:12.800
This is my king

05:21:14.320 --> 05:21:18.240
I know I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sometimes I get confused because the Queen of England has a cross. I thought

05:21:25.920 --> 05:21:30.240
Oh, never did I know that it's not so.

05:21:30.240 --> 05:21:31.760
So if I take this, no, I know.

05:21:31.760 --> 05:21:33.400
Hold on.

05:21:33.400 --> 05:21:35.040
So I think it's seed, then he'll do that.

05:21:35.040 --> 05:21:35.540
Yep.

05:21:35.540 --> 05:21:37.040
Vamo.

05:21:37.040 --> 05:21:38.800
Like I go here.

05:21:38.800 --> 05:21:40.240
What was your plan?

05:21:40.240 --> 05:21:41.240
Also?

05:21:41.240 --> 05:21:44.840
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

05:21:44.840 --> 05:21:45.340
Sure.

05:21:45.340 --> 05:21:45.840
Go for that.

05:21:45.840 --> 05:21:46.640
Ooh.

05:21:46.640 --> 05:21:49.040
Hey, Rob, I got a question for you.

05:21:49.040 --> 05:21:49.540
What?

05:21:49.540 --> 05:21:54.120
Rob, what is a four letter word that starts with F

05:21:54.120 --> 05:22:04.120
ends with K. Fuck. Fork! This is your forked! I got forked! You got this! You just got forked!

05:22:06.920 --> 05:22:14.920
Dumbass. Fuck! I thought I had him there! Fuck it! Stay focused! Yeah, I thought I had him dead to rights!

05:22:16.120 --> 05:22:21.000
See your queen. Oh, this is gonna be tricky. This is gonna be tricky now. See now,

05:22:21.000 --> 05:22:29.000
Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god King safety King safety

05:22:43.300 --> 05:22:50.340
Yep, yeah, okay this way right here right to squares is castle

05:22:51.000 --> 05:22:57.800
You need to remember this if you can't remember this we have no shot. Andrea you need to remember this. Are you getting a migraine for me?

05:22:58.120 --> 05:23:01.320
No, no, no, no, this is okay. The rest is for you. I'm gonna let you know.

05:23:02.120 --> 05:23:04.120
It's magic

05:23:04.120 --> 05:23:06.120
No, that's

05:23:06.120 --> 05:23:08.120
You know

05:23:09.000 --> 05:23:12.680
Famo, okay. This is gonna be tricky. This is very tricky. You can do it

05:23:13.240 --> 05:23:17.560
Confidence you got a winning position. You're up material. I should have played you a game

05:23:17.560 --> 05:23:19.560
You can do it. You don't need you can win on your own

05:23:19.560 --> 05:23:21.560
You know how to do it

05:23:32.760 --> 05:23:37.100
Fuck oh no, no, I didn't fuck up. You've got a plan. I got a plan. You can do something. I have a weird

05:23:38.040 --> 05:23:43.240
Geeksie do you want to retire this one? We can go best at three. I can win this one. Me. Ho. Me. Ho. You're not gonna win

05:23:43.240 --> 05:23:49.240
Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! You're done, brother. You're actually done.

05:23:49.240 --> 05:23:50.240
If you win this, I should quit. My life.

05:23:50.240 --> 05:23:54.240
I have the power of the Botez on my side.

05:23:54.240 --> 05:23:59.240
Well, I don't take responsibility for this game. I'm too helpless.

05:23:59.240 --> 05:24:02.240
You are nothing but a pawn to the king.

05:24:02.240 --> 05:24:03.240
This is to the king of work life.

05:24:03.240 --> 05:24:07.240
Okay, you need a plan in chess. When you're playing, you spend your time talking.

05:24:07.240 --> 05:24:09.240
You spend your money. You need to activate your plan.

05:24:09.240 --> 05:24:10.240
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

05:24:10.240 --> 05:24:12.240
Oh, oh, oh, oh, he fucked up.

05:24:12.240 --> 05:24:13.560
He, he, he, he!

05:24:13.560 --> 05:24:15.160
Is that a double check?

05:24:15.160 --> 05:24:17.260
No, because then that goes down here, here, here, here.

05:24:17.260 --> 05:24:18.260
Here.

05:24:18.260 --> 05:24:18.760
OK.

05:24:18.760 --> 05:24:20.160
Wait, I know, I know.

05:24:20.160 --> 05:24:21.680
But then this, so I'm looking at that.

05:24:21.680 --> 05:24:23.200
Oh, you just noticed something.

05:24:23.200 --> 05:24:23.940
Yep.

05:24:23.940 --> 05:24:24.440
Ooh.

05:24:24.440 --> 05:24:26.880
That Bishop has no one to move right now.

05:24:26.880 --> 05:24:27.480
Ooh.

05:24:27.480 --> 05:24:30.200
So you're recommending?

05:24:30.200 --> 05:24:31.800
What do you want to attack a Bishop with?

05:24:31.800 --> 05:24:32.300
With this.

05:24:32.300 --> 05:24:34.660
That's worth less than the Bishop.

05:24:34.660 --> 05:24:38.280
Less than the Bishop, that would be this.

05:24:38.280 --> 05:24:38.800
OK.

05:24:38.800 --> 05:24:39.640
I'm not helping anymore.

05:24:39.640 --> 05:24:41.640
Oh

05:24:43.640 --> 05:24:45.640
But the issue is

05:24:45.640 --> 05:24:48.240
I'm not right. She didn't really help me with that. I I kind of saw that

05:24:50.120 --> 05:24:52.120
All right, yes, ma'am

05:24:55.560 --> 05:24:57.560
Wait

05:24:57.920 --> 05:25:04.920
I got this I'm locked. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It's magic you come your bitch up

05:25:05.680 --> 05:25:07.840
Don't worry. They're just their idiots ignore them

05:25:09.640 --> 05:25:11.640
You hung your bitch up.

05:25:11.640 --> 05:25:14.640
The rest is going to be frigate.

05:25:14.640 --> 05:25:15.640
Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.

05:25:15.640 --> 05:25:17.640
Bro, don't you nervous to be honest?

05:25:17.640 --> 05:25:18.640
Are you nervous?

05:25:18.640 --> 05:25:19.640
Jinxie, can I ask you a question?

05:25:19.640 --> 05:25:20.640
Yes.

05:25:20.640 --> 05:25:22.640
Did you think before making that move or no?

05:25:22.640 --> 05:25:24.640
Uh, not really.

05:25:24.640 --> 05:25:26.640
Check.

05:25:26.640 --> 05:25:29.640
Uh, first off, that's my rook.

05:25:29.640 --> 05:25:30.640
Check.

05:25:30.640 --> 05:25:32.640
Second, that is not check, bro.

05:25:32.640 --> 05:25:33.640
Check.

05:25:33.640 --> 05:25:35.640
I mean, do I want to trade?

05:25:35.640 --> 05:25:37.640
Yeah, go ahead and trade. Do it. Do it.

05:25:37.640 --> 05:25:41.740
I don't think trading is the best watch what happens in your trade watch what happens in your trade

05:25:42.500 --> 05:25:44.500
What if we would just train?

05:25:44.660 --> 05:25:46.660
Wait boss, I

05:25:47.060 --> 05:25:49.060
Don't know that's the best of shouts

05:25:49.380 --> 05:25:52.700
Let me lock in here folk. Honestly. I know he's gonna

05:25:53.380 --> 05:25:55.380
Because no, but then that goes there

05:25:56.300 --> 05:26:00.140
It's really just like a small moves. You're right baby moves baby moves baby moves

05:26:01.340 --> 05:26:03.340
Baby moves baby moves

05:26:04.420 --> 05:26:06.420
They see now though

05:26:06.860 --> 05:26:11.400
No, because yeah, I'm familiar with it. Don't wait actually no, but I don't want to yeah

05:26:11.400 --> 05:26:14.580
I don't want to trade that because if I go here then he could take

05:26:18.180 --> 05:26:22.700
Can't help me I know what I'm doing I played these games before

05:26:27.880 --> 05:26:31.340
You just hung your queen bro, Ron hang it up

05:26:31.340 --> 05:26:35.940
Bro, I'm walking apart at your queen

05:26:37.340 --> 05:26:42.140
It's okay. You saw the attack boss. You're stressing me out. I'm sorry. You're stressing me out

05:26:44.260 --> 05:26:48.980
Wait, no, no, that is not stress bro. You need to hang this shit up, bro. She's stressing me out, bro. It's like

05:26:53.420 --> 05:26:58.420
Yeah, I know wait, no, I didn't be oh my god, actually or not I missed like on God

05:27:01.340 --> 05:27:07.340
You know what, Ron? Maybe I can still make it. Maybe I can still make it, Ron.

05:27:07.340 --> 05:27:08.340
Massive improvement.

05:27:08.340 --> 05:27:11.340
Ron, I might still make this, bro.

05:27:11.340 --> 05:27:15.340
You're not still making it. I'm a fucking burger.

05:27:15.340 --> 05:27:17.340
You're not a burger, Ron.

05:27:17.340 --> 05:27:20.340
Maybe I can still make it, Ron.

05:27:20.340 --> 05:27:23.340
I'm actually just a fucking burger.

05:27:23.340 --> 05:27:26.340
Andrea, I'm a burger. I'm a fucking burger.

05:27:26.340 --> 05:27:30.340
I'm a fucking burger. I'm a fucking burger.

05:27:30.340 --> 05:27:32.340
Oh my god

05:27:43.100 --> 05:27:45.100
Check me

05:27:47.780 --> 05:27:49.780
I'm on a Pia

05:27:51.220 --> 05:27:53.220
On Pinyata on Pinyata on Pinyata

05:27:54.780 --> 05:27:59.740
Wait, I know what is it? What is all possible? What is all possible?

05:28:00.340 --> 05:28:04.340
He's not offended. He did something with his work.

05:28:04.340 --> 05:28:05.340
Yes.

05:28:05.340 --> 05:28:08.340
We have to move in like this because we can't offend him.

05:28:08.340 --> 05:28:09.340
Fuck.

05:28:09.340 --> 05:28:11.340
At least I got a point.

05:28:11.340 --> 05:28:12.340
Bar.

05:28:12.340 --> 05:28:13.340
Yo, Ron.

05:28:13.340 --> 05:28:15.340
I actually like to do this.

05:28:15.340 --> 05:28:16.340
Give me a favor, Ron.

05:28:16.340 --> 05:28:19.340
Just burn your PC to the floor, bro.

05:28:19.340 --> 05:28:21.340
Ron, it's over, dude.

05:28:21.340 --> 05:28:23.340
I told you, I'm the 200E Love Grim Reaper.

05:28:23.340 --> 05:28:25.340
I don't, Andre, I'm the Reaper.

05:28:25.340 --> 05:28:27.340
It's okay, it's okay. We're going to analyze this.

05:28:27.340 --> 05:28:29.340
I'm the 200E Love Grim Reaper, bro.

05:28:29.340 --> 05:28:31.640
little bit more time to analyze.

05:28:31.640 --> 05:28:33.600
I don't think I can say this.

05:28:33.600 --> 05:28:37.500
Never believe it's that so.

05:28:37.500 --> 05:28:38.580
Hold on, let me think about this move.

05:28:38.580 --> 05:28:39.860
Now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna slowly

05:28:39.860 --> 05:28:41.420
but surely destroy all your thoughts

05:28:41.420 --> 05:28:42.760
and my thoughts to Queens and that.

05:28:42.760 --> 05:28:44.380
Okay, so I'm gonna go up one.

05:28:44.380 --> 05:28:45.740
I'm gonna see how you play against this.

05:28:45.740 --> 05:28:47.460
Mm, it's not a bad shot.

05:28:49.740 --> 05:28:51.060
It's magic.

05:28:52.060 --> 05:28:52.960
See, you're cooked.

05:28:52.960 --> 05:28:54.300
See, I knew you were gonna do that.

05:28:54.300 --> 05:28:55.140
Now what are you gonna do?

05:28:55.140 --> 05:28:56.620
What do you know that?

05:28:56.620 --> 05:28:57.460
Battering, bram.

05:28:59.340 --> 05:29:00.180
game over now.

05:29:00.180 --> 05:29:02.700
Oh my god, let me ruin your reputation.

05:29:02.700 --> 05:29:03.200
No, no, it's OK.

05:29:03.200 --> 05:29:03.700
Keep fighting.

05:29:03.700 --> 05:29:05.700
Wait.

05:29:05.700 --> 05:29:06.580
Wait.

05:29:06.580 --> 05:29:07.580
Wait.

05:29:07.580 --> 05:29:08.740
Yeah, just keep fighting.

05:29:08.740 --> 05:29:10.340
And there's no way to save this.

05:29:10.340 --> 05:29:12.180
Magnus himself can't save this.

05:29:16.100 --> 05:29:16.980
Check.

05:29:16.980 --> 05:29:17.940
You've got to check.

05:29:17.940 --> 05:29:20.300
That's all you've got.

05:29:20.300 --> 05:29:23.140
Go back and defend.

05:29:23.140 --> 05:29:25.860
Check.

05:29:25.860 --> 05:29:26.820
That is not check.

05:29:26.820 --> 05:29:28.220
That's not how the rookie even moves.

05:29:28.220 --> 05:29:35.220
see it though right? No you actually see it. Wait you see it. Wait boss? Hey.

05:29:35.220 --> 05:29:42.220
That wasn't good attack but. Oh no I'm fine. Oh you might still be. Go back here. Wait.

05:29:42.220 --> 05:29:48.220
No no. Just go there. It's not gonna matter. They're calling me zero elo.

05:29:48.220 --> 05:29:51.220
Push the bar. Push the bar. Push the bar. Get him all your pieces and maybe he'll

05:29:51.220 --> 05:29:55.220
still meet you. He's not gonna still meet you. He's too good.

05:29:55.220 --> 05:29:58.580
Oh my god, I gotta let out force. I have to let out force.

05:29:58.580 --> 05:30:01.060
Block all yourself, try to keep pushing.

05:30:03.380 --> 05:30:16.180
Goodbye! It's over! Goodbye! It's over! Because as soon as I go, he's gonna rock me! It's fucking over! I'm the FOURTH OF CHANNELS!

05:30:16.180 --> 05:30:26.180
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City, I'm a thousand miles away,

05:30:26.180 --> 05:30:31.040
The girl tonight you look so pretty oh yes you do

05:30:46.700 --> 05:30:51.620
Okay, okay, oh chat it's cuz he's gone couldn't move

05:30:51.620 --> 05:30:53.860
to learn something from the skin.

05:30:53.860 --> 05:30:55.620
Rematch, rematch, or no, no, no.

05:30:55.620 --> 05:30:57.140
No, no, look at that one.

05:30:57.140 --> 05:30:59.440
Give me 30 seconds, 30 seconds, 30 seconds,

05:30:59.440 --> 05:31:00.280
I'll be back.

05:31:03.540 --> 05:31:05.020
30 seconds, I'll be back.

05:31:05.020 --> 05:31:06.680
Why are they giving me protein candy?

05:31:06.680 --> 05:31:07.520
Look.

05:31:07.520 --> 05:31:08.460
Oh God, don't, don't fall for me.

05:31:08.460 --> 05:31:09.440
Let me get over here.

05:31:09.440 --> 05:31:10.280
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

05:31:10.280 --> 05:31:11.680
Okay, all right.

05:31:11.680 --> 05:31:12.520
Oh my God.

05:31:12.520 --> 05:31:13.520
No, shit, shit, shit, shit.

05:31:13.520 --> 05:31:15.180
Okay, you can't, nothing you can't.

05:31:15.180 --> 05:31:17.020
I'm gonna analyze this really quick.

05:31:18.180 --> 05:31:19.700
So you were doing really good

05:31:19.700 --> 05:31:20.900
and then you started panicking

05:31:20.900 --> 05:31:22.620
and you started playing without thinking.

05:31:22.620 --> 05:31:24.420
Super solid opening, great play.

05:31:24.420 --> 05:31:26.140
You know, castle, okay here,

05:31:26.140 --> 05:31:28.540
so you understand castling now.

05:31:28.540 --> 05:31:30.980
The king, so what, where should have you developed

05:31:30.980 --> 05:31:32.860
instead of this?

05:31:32.860 --> 05:31:34.380
Make an arrow, show me a right foot.

05:31:34.380 --> 05:31:35.220
For him?

05:31:35.220 --> 05:31:38.380
No, your move, and your right foot is to castle.

05:31:38.380 --> 05:31:40.340
You take this?

05:31:40.340 --> 05:31:41.180
No, no, you take this.

05:31:41.180 --> 05:31:42.020
Yep.

05:31:42.020 --> 05:31:42.860
And then you go, yeah.

05:31:42.860 --> 05:31:45.860
So to do that, what piece should you take out next?

05:31:45.860 --> 05:31:46.700
You hear.

05:31:46.700 --> 05:31:47.540
Good, yes.

05:31:47.540 --> 05:31:48.380
So I'll probably put it like,

05:31:48.380 --> 05:31:49.380
I wouldn't put it here because

05:31:49.380 --> 05:31:51.380
This guy has a lost cause.

05:31:51.380 --> 05:31:52.380
Yeah, correct.

05:31:52.380 --> 05:31:54.380
But Chad, this guy is a burglar, bro.

05:31:54.380 --> 05:31:56.380
Let's talk to my Cam.

05:31:56.380 --> 05:31:57.380
Why do you guys keep saying the Cam's problem?

05:31:57.380 --> 05:31:58.380
The Cam is fine.

05:31:58.380 --> 05:31:59.380
Okay, okay, okay.

05:31:59.380 --> 05:32:00.380
And now...

05:32:00.380 --> 05:32:01.380
I'm so confused.

05:32:01.380 --> 05:32:03.380
Chad, I'm the 200-year-old rim reaper.

05:32:03.380 --> 05:32:04.380
He's not ever gonna be...

05:32:04.380 --> 05:32:05.380
Wait, and then he blundered.

05:32:05.380 --> 05:32:08.380
You're not gonna win games because your opponent's blundered.

05:32:08.380 --> 05:32:09.380
You just wait for them.

05:32:09.380 --> 05:32:10.380
You're gonna be like a cobra.

05:32:10.380 --> 05:32:12.380
You let them butt-lubber and you don't.

05:32:12.380 --> 05:32:13.380
Oh, that's why.

05:32:13.380 --> 05:32:14.380
Oh, it has to be the board, sorry.

05:32:14.380 --> 05:32:15.380
Here we go.

05:32:15.380 --> 05:32:16.380
Okay, it's because we're in analysis mode.

05:32:16.380 --> 05:32:17.380
Okay, good.

05:32:17.380 --> 05:32:18.380
Story chart.

05:32:18.380 --> 05:32:23.860
wait for it again he blundered on move 10 here but then you gave it back you need

05:32:23.860 --> 05:32:27.380
to hang on to it everything here was good when you so now you're in the

05:32:27.380 --> 05:32:34.300
middle game you need a plan right here you would use a horse so once I want

05:32:34.300 --> 05:32:37.340
to teach you once you get in these positions these are the rooks you want

05:32:37.340 --> 05:32:40.060
to act so you've already activated you did it you have the opening your

05:32:40.060 --> 05:32:44.540
king of safe this is called a semi open file because there's only one pawn

05:32:44.540 --> 05:32:47.220
you want to activate your rooks here oh the rook can jump over my horse

05:32:47.220 --> 05:32:50.260
No, it's but it's about future control. So try to

05:32:52.380 --> 05:32:54.300
Chat this guy

05:32:54.300 --> 05:33:01.340
Bro chat this guy is never gonna beat me guys never ever. He's never ever gonna beat me up. I actually feel like confidence

05:33:01.700 --> 05:33:04.060
But this guy is never ever gonna beat me up

05:33:11.700 --> 05:33:16.300
But this guy is never ever gonna be well, I know the Carl Kahn I'm unfuck with a ball

05:33:17.220 --> 05:33:19.100
I know the Karukah should do here.

05:33:19.100 --> 05:33:22.900
Hypothetically, who in the shadow of the Karukah nobody be honest.

05:33:24.900 --> 05:33:26.940
Hey, there, Delilah.

05:33:26.940 --> 05:33:28.940
What's it like in New York?

05:33:28.940 --> 05:33:32.060
Let me we'll get it a heart attack if he sees this zero

05:33:32.060 --> 05:33:33.380
Elo versus 50 Elo.

05:33:33.380 --> 05:33:34.900
You just fucked up.

05:33:34.900 --> 05:33:38.500
Yeah, guys, I still made it because I had so much material.

05:33:40.140 --> 05:33:43.260
That's my bad for having eighty six material than messing up.

05:33:43.260 --> 05:33:53.260
Yeah, I'm the car. I'm the car who end boss. Yes. Yes. Robert with the five. Let's get a W rob in the chat.

05:33:53.260 --> 05:33:56.260
Robert, it's not a bad shout out of you.

05:33:56.260 --> 05:34:01.260
Yeah, you guys want to just watch me just do one minute bullet. I'm going to be a car to chat. Watch this.

05:34:01.260 --> 05:34:05.260
And then he takes a job to be a car to watch this.

05:34:05.260 --> 05:34:12.700
Yeah, all right, guys, it's a car. I hope everybody's doing well. I take, take, take, take, and then we just develop here.

05:34:12.700 --> 05:34:16.080
Take, take, just all really simple developing.

05:34:16.080 --> 05:34:19.320
And then we just cancel here.

05:34:19.320 --> 05:34:26.200
Bishop, let's just get that involved here and, you know, we're just firing on every file.

05:34:26.200 --> 05:34:29.720
We end up wondering our night, but it doesn't really matter because we're just taking.

05:34:29.720 --> 05:34:35.000
And I would just develop, I'm a car so I'm just going to win the game because I'm a car.

05:34:35.000 --> 05:34:44.080
And then he's going to go here, here, here, here, and I'm just going to go here into the fifth dimension. And then here, right here, we have a pretty good attack here with our queen.

05:34:44.080 --> 05:34:52.580
He ends up pressuring me, but he doesn't realize that I now have what we call a fork in the chess world.

05:34:52.580 --> 05:34:59.580
He's probably going to panic and do something like like this. And he's in check. And that's going to be game over because I'm a.

05:34:59.580 --> 05:35:01.580
I

05:35:06.700 --> 05:35:08.700
Buddy I forked up I'm ready

05:35:20.020 --> 05:35:25.080
Yo fork boy you here yes, bro. You're not ever gonna beat me dude. I'm not ever gonna beat you. Yes

05:35:26.020 --> 05:35:28.020
We drew brother

05:35:28.020 --> 05:35:34.920
Yeah, we drew on me how I had 36 material shut up. Let's go. How do I go again?

05:35:40.020 --> 05:35:45.240
So here no no wait here what you should have done your forked you have to lose a piece

05:35:45.760 --> 05:35:49.420
I don't want to lose this. Yes, so I'm gonna move back. Okay, or what's even better?

05:35:49.420 --> 05:35:53.240
You saw it at first you wanted to take that on um here

05:35:53.240 --> 05:35:55.240
Which at my opponent is such a burden.

05:35:55.760 --> 05:35:57.760
Yes, and then okay, then you take

05:35:58.640 --> 05:36:01.960
Yep, and then and then we just went on time here. That's not really

05:36:03.600 --> 05:36:05.600
You're still losing

05:36:05.720 --> 05:36:10.720
Yes, but you're still losing but this way you don't lose an entire queen. So just understand when you're forked

05:36:10.960 --> 05:36:15.400
It's okay to sacrifice. Just try not to lose your most important piece. They're calling me brilliant

05:36:15.400 --> 05:36:17.400
Oh

05:36:17.400 --> 05:36:21.880
That move brilliant. Okay. All right. Wait. What the hell war are you ready?

05:36:21.880 --> 05:36:24.760
Yeah, send me to the I'm a

05:36:26.080 --> 05:36:28.080
Chat up a car

05:36:29.160 --> 05:36:33.180
Okay, don't panic you're getting better, but you still have a lot a lot

05:36:35.120 --> 05:36:39.960
Oh, yeah, if we lose this we're out if we lose this it's over. What if I win this?

05:36:41.160 --> 05:36:44.360
Okay, we're gonna make it. This is what it takes all bro. That's how it works

05:36:45.320 --> 05:36:51.440
Okay, we just challenged a challenge. Did you get it in discord and discord? No on the game of the map

05:36:51.880 --> 05:36:58.720
I can get such a link if you need maybe put it in discord not a way I'm getting Sam

05:37:00.720 --> 05:37:02.720
All right, all right

05:37:03.720 --> 05:37:08.800
Some of any moderation on the profile pictures. I've seen like 30 we know we asked that too

05:37:08.800 --> 05:37:12.080
What do you ask? Yes, if chest I come as a moderation on the profile pictures

05:37:14.720 --> 05:37:18.000
I'm gonna message them. I don't know why that's happened. I'm gonna text them one time

05:37:18.000 --> 05:37:20.700
I saw I was a very interesting looking

05:37:20.700 --> 05:37:26.100
Yeah, that was crazy. I've never seen that in my life. I don't know how you guys got that. I'm gonna ask them

05:37:26.380 --> 05:37:29.880
All right, you get it. All right in here in here floating and

05:37:30.380 --> 05:37:35.000
Look like a feathers thing like a bee. You're never gonna beat me dude. How do I wait? How do I start now?

05:37:36.500 --> 05:37:38.500
How do I start?

05:37:40.140 --> 05:37:42.140
We said I'm a challenge

05:37:42.660 --> 05:37:44.660
Except that oh

05:37:45.260 --> 05:37:47.260
Okay

05:37:47.260 --> 05:37:48.260
You're good.

05:37:48.260 --> 05:37:49.260
Okay.

05:37:49.260 --> 05:37:50.260
Okay.

05:37:50.260 --> 05:37:51.260
All right.

05:37:51.260 --> 05:37:52.260
Head sets going on.

05:37:52.260 --> 05:37:53.260
Double check your moves.

05:37:53.260 --> 05:37:54.260
All right, Jinx.

05:37:54.260 --> 05:37:55.260
Best of luck, brother.

05:37:55.260 --> 05:37:56.260
Hand shake.

05:37:56.260 --> 05:38:08.260
What the fuck are you doing?

05:38:08.260 --> 05:38:12.260
Brown, what is that Bishop twin?

05:38:12.260 --> 05:38:13.260
Nice before bishops, Brown.

05:38:13.260 --> 05:38:14.260
Nice before bishops.

05:38:14.260 --> 05:38:15.260
Nice before bishops.

05:38:15.260 --> 05:38:16.260
That's what Levy said.

05:38:16.260 --> 05:38:18.260
Thank you! He's helping us.

05:38:18.260 --> 05:38:20.260
Good.

05:38:20.260 --> 05:38:25.260
So one thing about me, Jinxie, is that I learned from my mistakes.

05:38:25.260 --> 05:38:29.260
So obviously here, I could take some pieces, but why would I do that?

05:38:29.260 --> 05:38:31.260
I'm just going to back up.

05:38:31.260 --> 05:38:34.260
In that position, you couldn't even take any pieces, bro.

05:38:34.260 --> 05:38:37.260
I could have taken as many pieces as I want to, but you choose not to let me.

05:38:37.260 --> 05:38:41.260
Don't read chat and focus.

05:38:41.260 --> 05:38:42.260
Yes, ma'am.

05:38:42.260 --> 05:38:46.260
Your one goal was, you're almost there, that's the queen.

05:38:46.260 --> 05:38:48.260
Castle in is with the king.

05:38:48.260 --> 05:38:50.260
Empanada, empanada.

05:38:50.260 --> 05:38:54.260
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

05:38:54.260 --> 05:38:56.260
Finish your plan.

05:38:56.260 --> 05:39:00.260
Okay, so that means, so I gotta move Castle here?

05:39:00.260 --> 05:39:02.260
That's how you, there's only one way to Castle.

05:39:02.260 --> 05:39:03.260
Right here.

05:39:03.260 --> 05:39:04.260
That's the only way.

05:39:04.260 --> 05:39:06.260
Okay, please remember that.

05:39:06.260 --> 05:39:07.260
So I have to do that every game?

05:39:07.260 --> 05:39:08.260
Yes.

05:39:08.260 --> 05:39:09.260
Right!

05:39:09.260 --> 05:39:10.260
Okay.

05:39:10.260 --> 05:39:12.260
Me when the empanada is ready.

05:39:12.260 --> 05:39:14.260
All right.

05:39:14.260 --> 05:39:16.260
All right, meal.

05:39:16.260 --> 05:39:18.260
Haha.

05:39:18.260 --> 05:39:20.260
You're not locked in, bro.

05:39:20.260 --> 05:39:22.260
I'm so locked in.

05:39:22.260 --> 05:39:24.260
You're not locked in.

05:39:24.260 --> 05:39:26.260
Wait, play, bro.

05:39:26.260 --> 05:39:28.260
Oh, it's me.

05:39:28.260 --> 05:39:30.260
Don't panic.

05:39:30.260 --> 05:39:32.260
It's my turn.

05:39:32.260 --> 05:39:34.260
I'm just thinking about my move, bro.

05:39:34.260 --> 05:39:36.260
It's not your turn, dick.

05:39:36.260 --> 05:39:38.260
Shiasa.

05:39:38.260 --> 05:39:40.260
Just trust me, please.

05:39:40.260 --> 05:39:41.260
Cool.

05:39:43.260 --> 05:39:44.260
I'm gonna move some more.

05:39:44.260 --> 05:39:46.260
Are we pushing Pond? We have a fish developing.

05:39:46.260 --> 05:39:47.260
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

05:39:47.260 --> 05:39:50.260
I got one fish up and you can't develop it because it's locked.

05:39:50.260 --> 05:39:53.260
Chad, I believe this Pond was the end of my year.

05:39:53.260 --> 05:39:55.260
Good. You need to get out your other fish.

05:39:55.260 --> 05:39:58.260
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

05:39:58.260 --> 05:40:00.260
Jinksy, I wish you the best of luck,

05:40:00.260 --> 05:40:03.260
but unfortunately you're now a Pond to me in the game with Chess.

05:40:03.260 --> 05:40:11.620
yes go bro you scared think I have aura

05:40:11.620 --> 05:40:14.740
think on his time don't just yeah you

05:40:14.740 --> 05:40:16.420
pre-moved because you're playing so fast

05:40:16.420 --> 05:40:18.620
don't get that move

05:40:18.620 --> 05:40:20.620
Ooooh, what the-

05:40:40.000 --> 05:40:42.000
Very interesting to my son

05:40:48.620 --> 05:40:50.060
Oh my gosh.

05:40:55.060 --> 05:40:56.820
Miho! Miho! Miho!

05:40:56.820 --> 05:40:58.820
Stream session's not gonna help them chat.

05:40:58.820 --> 05:41:00.820
There's no idea what he's doing.

05:41:00.820 --> 05:41:02.820
He's just talking randomly.

05:41:02.820 --> 05:41:03.820
I don't know.

05:41:03.820 --> 05:41:05.820
Actually, I'm doing really well.

05:41:05.820 --> 05:41:06.820
Wait, so this is...

05:41:06.820 --> 05:41:08.820
I don't think this is a bad play because...

05:41:08.820 --> 05:41:10.820
Yeah, that's not a bad play. I mean, I take it.

05:41:10.820 --> 05:41:12.320
Confidence, okay.

05:41:12.320 --> 05:41:13.820
Because then I'm just gonna...

05:41:13.820 --> 05:41:15.820
Actually, I'll see how he plays because the key goes...

05:41:15.820 --> 05:41:16.820
Yes, don't...

05:41:16.820 --> 05:41:17.820
Actually, no.

05:41:17.820 --> 05:41:19.820
I don't know how to stream site

05:41:23.680 --> 05:41:25.680
Nope so

05:41:26.120 --> 05:41:28.400
Yeah, but then that goes there honestly

05:41:29.720 --> 05:41:31.720
Why did you do that?

05:41:32.160 --> 05:41:35.600
Because he's gonna do that. So I guess I do have to move

05:41:37.240 --> 05:41:39.900
So he was gonna do that so I moved to here

05:41:39.900 --> 05:41:43.900
I got it. How do I get rid of that?

05:41:43.900 --> 05:41:45.900
Go to the bathroom.

05:41:45.900 --> 05:41:49.900
Meeho! Meeho, mignoy, mignoy!

05:41:49.900 --> 05:41:51.900
Ooh, good play.

05:41:53.900 --> 05:41:58.900
Wait. Oh, but then, if I want to do that, is that words?

05:41:58.900 --> 05:42:01.900
Ooh, okay, so I'm going to do that.

05:42:01.900 --> 05:42:03.900
Oh, thank God.

05:42:03.900 --> 05:42:05.900
Ah, it's improving!

05:42:05.900 --> 05:42:07.900
Yeah!

05:42:09.900 --> 05:42:29.860
I didn't see that play a lot of why so that's gonna do so I gotta move this oh wait oh hold

05:42:29.860 --> 05:42:36.100
on hold on I'm okay with this I know it's gonna happen so if that and then that yeah

05:42:36.100 --> 05:42:45.780
Yeah, I'll go back.

05:42:45.780 --> 05:42:46.780
Ooh, I like that play, actually.

05:42:46.780 --> 05:42:52.380
That was actually a good play.

05:42:52.380 --> 05:42:53.380
That's fun.

05:42:53.380 --> 05:42:55.620
But now you're kind of like in a weird position.

05:42:55.620 --> 05:42:56.620
So I just...

05:42:56.620 --> 05:42:58.620
Wait, is it my turn?

05:42:58.620 --> 05:42:59.620
Wait.

05:42:59.620 --> 05:43:00.620
Oh, no.

05:43:00.620 --> 05:43:01.620
Oh, my God.

05:43:01.620 --> 05:43:04.620
Oh my god.

05:43:04.620 --> 05:43:09.620
Oh my god.

05:43:09.620 --> 05:43:12.620
I fucked up, didn't I, Andrew?

05:43:12.620 --> 05:43:15.620
No, you're still in the game. You're literally even on material.

05:43:15.620 --> 05:43:16.620
You're dead even.

05:43:16.620 --> 05:43:19.620
Yeah, but the thing is, if your mindset is over, you lose the game.

05:43:19.620 --> 05:43:20.620
Yes, ma'am.

05:43:20.620 --> 05:43:24.620
You are in an even position. You can win this. You need to stay up on time.

05:43:24.620 --> 05:43:26.620
I think I know what to do here.

05:43:26.620 --> 05:43:28.620
You have a totally, totally good position.

05:43:28.620 --> 05:43:29.620
Ooh.

05:43:29.620 --> 05:43:30.620
Wait, no!

05:43:30.620 --> 05:43:45.980
I didn't even click I'm familiar with these games I played these games before I played

05:43:45.980 --> 05:43:56.260
these games before you're stressing me out that's what it is wait wait wait wait

05:43:56.260 --> 05:43:58.260
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

05:44:04.940 --> 05:44:05.760
Fast!

05:44:14.080 --> 05:44:15.580
Wait, how do you do that?

05:44:15.580 --> 05:44:16.920
You're the queen?

05:44:16.920 --> 05:44:17.840
Yeah, I'm the queen.

05:44:17.840 --> 05:44:18.680
Oh my God.

05:44:18.680 --> 05:44:19.680
I'm the queen.

05:44:23.680 --> 05:44:26.020
Oh my God, Mijo, how do you do that?

05:44:26.020 --> 05:44:30.220
me how Jinxie gave me a chance.

05:44:30.220 --> 05:44:31.060
He did.

05:44:31.060 --> 05:44:31.900
He gave you a chance.

05:44:31.900 --> 05:44:32.900
I know, and I fucked up.

05:44:32.900 --> 05:44:33.780
OK, don't give up.

05:44:33.780 --> 05:44:34.280
Guess what?

05:44:34.280 --> 05:44:35.540
You got stalemated last time.

05:44:35.540 --> 05:44:36.740
You can get stalemated again.

05:44:36.740 --> 05:44:38.220
Yes, develop your head.

05:44:38.220 --> 05:44:40.100
No, we're fine, the other way.

05:44:40.100 --> 05:44:41.220
Yep, so you can't get me.

05:44:41.220 --> 05:44:41.720
Classic.

05:44:41.720 --> 05:44:42.340
Just hang in there.

05:44:42.340 --> 05:44:43.380
Just try to maneuver.

05:44:43.380 --> 05:44:45.860
Hey!

05:44:45.860 --> 05:44:47.860
Hey!

05:44:47.860 --> 05:44:49.460
Miracles can happen, chat.

05:44:49.460 --> 05:44:51.300
But we did already get our make-a-wish today.

05:44:56.020 --> 05:45:00.020
Your lipstick stains!

05:45:13.020 --> 05:45:20.020
Just let me work. I got this. You're gonna watch, you're now watching a master at work.

05:45:26.020 --> 05:45:45.700
Wait a minute, Jaycee, I think you fucked up.

05:45:45.700 --> 05:45:46.700
Wait!

05:45:46.700 --> 05:45:48.340
Oh my God!

05:45:48.340 --> 05:45:49.340
Take my pawn!

05:45:49.340 --> 05:45:50.340
Do it!

05:45:50.340 --> 05:45:51.340
Do it, bro!

05:45:51.340 --> 05:45:52.340
Do it!

05:45:52.340 --> 05:45:53.340
Take it!

05:45:53.340 --> 05:45:55.340
Do it! Take it!

05:46:03.340 --> 05:46:05.340
Well, I only have one move.

05:46:12.340 --> 05:46:14.340
Well, let me think before. Let me see what he does.

05:46:14.340 --> 05:46:17.340
And then let me cook. And then maybe the confidence.

05:46:18.340 --> 05:46:20.340
Chad, am I made for this or no?

05:46:20.340 --> 05:46:24.340
Wait, let me just think real quick.

05:46:24.340 --> 05:46:26.340
He's trying to meet you.

05:46:26.340 --> 05:46:32.340
He's trying to meet me? Hey, yo!

05:46:32.340 --> 05:46:35.340
I mean, obviously, I can do this, but...

05:46:35.340 --> 05:46:38.340
You don't have many minds. You don't have many minds.

05:46:38.340 --> 05:46:41.340
Yeah, I know. It's like, then if I go up one more, it's like, okay.

05:46:41.340 --> 05:46:45.340
But...

05:46:45.340 --> 05:46:48.340
Yeah, it's okay.

05:46:48.340 --> 05:46:49.180
Oh my god.

05:46:49.180 --> 05:46:52.260
Um, you had a free queen and you were winning.

05:46:53.300 --> 05:46:56.100
You maybe double or nothing.

05:46:56.100 --> 05:46:59.100
Double or nothing, but we do need a two.

05:46:59.100 --> 05:47:00.740
You're getting so much better.

05:47:00.740 --> 05:47:02.020
You didn't even have a pieces move

05:47:02.020 --> 05:47:04.780
and you were actually making winning moves on your own.

05:47:04.780 --> 05:47:07.020
Oh, I'm so bad.

05:47:07.020 --> 05:47:08.380
I'm so bad.

05:47:08.380 --> 05:47:09.540
He's clapping.

05:47:09.540 --> 05:47:10.660
He's clapping.

05:47:10.660 --> 05:47:13.260
Like, like, oh my god.

05:47:15.260 --> 05:47:16.100
Wait, here.

05:47:16.100 --> 05:47:16.940
Can I have the headset?

05:47:16.940 --> 05:47:17.780
Yes.

05:47:17.780 --> 05:47:19.780
Hello Mr. Bixi.

05:47:19.780 --> 05:47:20.780
Hello, hello.

05:47:20.780 --> 05:47:21.780
Hello.

05:47:21.780 --> 05:47:25.740
Listen, he drove the short bus to school and this was a big day of progress.

05:47:25.740 --> 05:47:32.580
We would like to offer you double or nothing and we just, we will do one quick chess lesson

05:47:32.580 --> 05:47:35.500
and we've made a lot of progress so we appreciate your patience.

05:47:35.500 --> 05:47:36.500
You've been very helpful with us.

05:47:36.500 --> 05:47:38.500
Yeah, yeah, yeah, double or nothing's fine.

05:47:38.500 --> 05:47:40.620
I mean, we could do just giving away money.

05:47:40.620 --> 05:47:41.620
No, no, don't worry.

05:47:41.620 --> 05:47:42.620
Triple or nothing?

05:47:42.620 --> 05:47:43.620
Or quadruple.

05:47:43.620 --> 05:47:44.620
No, just double or nothing.

05:47:44.620 --> 05:47:45.620
Just double or nothing.

05:47:45.620 --> 05:47:46.620
I'll cover the double.

05:47:46.620 --> 05:47:47.620
Oh, let's do it.

05:47:47.620 --> 05:47:57.620
Okay, okay, we're just gonna do a quick one minute lesson and then we got it. Okay, okay, let me definitely take it.

05:47:57.620 --> 05:48:11.780
to a little bullet action because I'm Hikaru and me and Hikaru play bullet all the time

05:48:11.780 --> 05:48:13.780
because for the best quality players in the world.

05:48:13.780 --> 05:48:15.780
And I blinded her.

05:48:24.780 --> 05:48:26.780
Flavon Dabba Zara.

05:48:33.780 --> 05:48:35.780
I'm just gonna do nothing.

05:48:36.780 --> 05:48:38.780
I'm just gonna do nothing.

05:48:38.780 --> 05:48:49.020
I design now. Wait, no, he can't mate me. Let's just, let's just waste time. He can't

05:48:49.020 --> 05:48:55.220
fucking mate me. You know the fuck he can. He can't fucking mate me. Yeah, right. Yeah,

05:48:55.220 --> 05:49:06.340
right. You're gonna mate me in what, 20 seconds? Cat. Cat. Ooh, ice. What? Little

05:49:06.340 --> 05:49:14.820
bit of dressing. Please don't see it. He fucking saw it. All right, this guy's pretty friggin

05:49:14.820 --> 05:49:18.100
good. Yeah, this guy's pretty friggin good. Yeah.

05:49:22.100 --> 05:49:25.020
You're not gonna to meet me, bro. Give it up. You're not gonna to meet me. You're

05:49:25.020 --> 05:49:28.820
doing on time. You're not gonna to meet me, bro. Give it up.

05:49:28.820 --> 05:49:34.820
Your lipstick stains

05:49:34.820 --> 05:49:41.820
I knew I couldn't forget you

05:49:41.820 --> 05:49:46.820
So I wouldn't let you blow my mind

05:49:46.820 --> 05:49:59.240
I, I, you're...

05:49:59.240 --> 05:50:00.400
Bro, Chad, I'm gonna be honest.

05:50:00.400 --> 05:50:03.440
This one minute shit is actually dumb.

05:50:03.440 --> 05:50:05.000
This one minute shit is actually dumb.

05:50:05.000 --> 05:50:06.120
I'm not even kidding.

05:50:06.120 --> 05:50:09.100
Bro, you're just spamming.

05:50:09.100 --> 05:50:16.160
Nobody knows.

05:50:16.160 --> 05:50:18.080
Yeah, I went too fast.

05:50:18.080 --> 05:50:20.080
Five mistakes, Flabadora.

05:50:21.160 --> 05:50:22.480
Yo, brother, you're done.

05:50:22.480 --> 05:50:23.760
Now you're actually done.

05:50:23.760 --> 05:50:25.360
Can we get some GGs rolling in the chat?

05:50:25.360 --> 05:50:26.200
Seven minutes.

05:50:26.200 --> 05:50:27.360
This is the final countdown.

05:50:27.360 --> 05:50:29.040
Let's get some GGs going on in the chat.

05:50:29.040 --> 05:50:29.880
Send a new one.

05:50:29.880 --> 05:50:30.920
You're actually cooked.

05:50:30.920 --> 05:50:31.760
Like, I thought this-

05:50:31.760 --> 05:50:32.880
I didn't believe yours.

05:50:32.880 --> 05:50:33.720
What is this?

05:50:33.720 --> 05:50:35.560
Which one do I do?

05:50:35.560 --> 05:50:36.520
Let me help you.

05:50:36.520 --> 05:50:37.360
Okay.

05:50:37.360 --> 05:50:38.680
You're actually cooked now.

05:50:38.680 --> 05:50:40.960
Like before I was like trolling, low key.

05:50:40.960 --> 05:50:47.940
You're done you said that you said that in discord

05:50:49.440 --> 05:50:53.860
I'm setting it up. I'm gonna send him a link who believes in me Chad drop on me

05:50:54.640 --> 05:50:58.120
That's something that are better not to okay

05:50:58.120 --> 05:51:00.280
I said I sent it on discord

05:51:00.760 --> 05:51:05.880
You got it. Okay. Don't panic go over your principles talk to yourself. It's okay

05:51:05.880 --> 05:51:07.580
I'm not afraid!

05:51:07.580 --> 05:51:09.340
Make arrows! Don't forget your arrows!

05:51:09.340 --> 05:51:12.340
Wait Ron, it says I can only accept it once!

05:51:12.340 --> 05:51:15.340
You said you can only accept it once.

05:51:15.340 --> 05:51:16.180
That's okay.

05:51:16.180 --> 05:51:17.540
No, it says it doesn't work. Does it work?

05:51:17.540 --> 05:51:19.340
Not working, not working.

05:51:19.340 --> 05:51:23.840
Not working, it's because, you know what it is, I started, I have like a winning mindset now, so the game won't let me play.

05:51:23.840 --> 05:51:26.340
Yeah, I'll send him one more. It's probably because he has two trust comms.

05:51:26.340 --> 05:51:30.340
Um, if we send him a reama, oh, you're gonna have to just reflash.

05:51:30.340 --> 05:51:33.540
I think it's okay. I think it's just, uh, yeah.

05:51:33.540 --> 05:51:35.540
Just to make people on this website pride.

05:51:35.540 --> 05:51:41.700
Okay, oh my god, that's you guys saying you almost had a strong game. See you had a strong start nice Nicholas Stewart. Did you get it?

05:51:43.860 --> 05:51:49.360
Yo, uh chat just put every channel what you have on me when it guys about a win like I'm a fraud

05:51:49.360 --> 05:51:54.940
I'm sending him one more quickly click it because it's a run beats me. I'll do a 24-hour chest train

05:51:55.460 --> 05:51:59.260
It's fine. Just quickly jakesy. Did you get it quick quick quick quick quick quick. I'm in here. I'm in here

05:51:59.260 --> 05:52:00.260
Don't accept.

05:52:00.260 --> 05:52:01.260
Alright, got it.

05:52:01.260 --> 05:52:02.260
Correct!

05:52:02.260 --> 05:52:03.260
We're in!

05:52:03.260 --> 05:52:04.260
Okay, two help lines.

05:52:04.260 --> 05:52:05.260
Only two.

05:52:05.260 --> 05:52:06.260
I'm going to use them wisely.

05:52:06.260 --> 05:52:07.260
We need to win.

05:52:07.260 --> 05:52:08.260
Okay.

05:52:08.260 --> 05:52:09.260
Good.

05:52:09.260 --> 05:52:10.260
Why did he do that?

05:52:10.260 --> 05:52:11.260
He was fine, actually.

05:52:11.260 --> 05:52:12.260
No, no, no, no.

05:52:12.260 --> 05:52:13.260
No, no, no, no.

05:52:13.260 --> 05:52:14.260
Yep.

05:52:14.260 --> 05:52:15.260
Nope.

05:52:15.260 --> 05:52:16.260
Wait.

05:52:16.260 --> 05:52:17.260
Okay.

05:52:17.260 --> 05:52:20.260
I'm going to use the help lines.

05:52:20.260 --> 05:52:21.260
Okay.

05:52:21.260 --> 05:52:23.260
I'm going to use the help lines.

05:52:23.260 --> 05:52:24.260
Okay.

05:52:24.260 --> 05:52:27.260
I'm going to use the help lines.

05:52:27.260 --> 05:52:36.260
Okay. Yeah, why not? Why not? You know, it's not a bad trick. Let me think.

05:52:38.260 --> 05:52:40.260
Why did he do that?

05:52:50.260 --> 05:52:52.260
Everything's fine.

05:52:52.260 --> 05:52:57.260
What's your development run?

05:52:57.260 --> 05:52:58.260
Gotta develop.

05:52:58.260 --> 05:52:59.260
Don't worry about me.

05:52:59.260 --> 05:53:00.260
I'm gonna figure it out.

05:53:00.260 --> 05:53:01.260
I've got an idea.

05:53:01.260 --> 05:53:02.260
Good arrows.

05:53:02.260 --> 05:53:03.260
Go to arrows.

05:53:03.260 --> 05:53:04.260
Wait.

05:53:04.260 --> 05:53:05.260
I know.

05:53:05.260 --> 05:53:06.260
Hold on.

05:53:06.260 --> 05:53:07.260
I'm just checking out the board.

05:53:07.260 --> 05:53:12.260
So if I do this, that would be that.

05:53:12.260 --> 05:53:16.260
Honestly, I would probably just move it like, let me take my time here because then I'm

05:53:16.260 --> 05:53:18.260
just gonna do that.

05:53:18.260 --> 05:53:31.580
So this is just going to do that, but then I got to get this out, I have to, let's just

05:53:31.580 --> 05:53:34.480
get it going.

05:53:34.480 --> 05:53:40.620
So this piece is kind of, yeah, why not, that's not even bad, I mean, fuck it.

05:53:40.620 --> 05:53:43.620
Okay, everything's fine. You're even mature.

05:53:50.620 --> 05:53:51.620
Good arrows.

05:53:52.620 --> 05:53:55.620
Not bad, it's okay. Exactly Drexel's. That's exactly it.

05:53:58.620 --> 05:54:00.620
Not too bad, it's okay.

05:54:01.620 --> 05:54:02.620
Oh.

05:54:02.620 --> 05:54:04.620
Everything's fine.

05:54:10.620 --> 05:54:12.620
Hmm.

05:54:12.620 --> 05:54:16.620
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

05:54:16.620 --> 05:54:21.620
Who is Ui Mama?

05:54:21.620 --> 05:54:24.620
Try to activate your pieces that are in worse positions.

05:54:24.620 --> 05:54:26.620
What piece is not being used.

05:54:26.620 --> 05:54:27.620
And what else?

05:54:27.620 --> 05:54:29.620
That piece needs to be developed.

05:54:29.620 --> 05:54:31.620
Then you can develop the rest.

05:54:31.620 --> 05:54:35.620
Jinxie, I need you to lock in right now, Miho.

05:54:36.620 --> 05:54:38.620
It's your best game yet, brother.

05:54:40.620 --> 05:54:44.620
I don't know if I should really try this.

05:54:44.620 --> 05:54:46.620
Why are you going backwards?

05:54:46.620 --> 05:54:47.620
Because...

05:54:47.620 --> 05:54:48.620
Are you under attack?

05:54:48.620 --> 05:54:52.620
So, is your bishop hanging right now?

05:54:52.620 --> 05:54:53.620
No.

05:54:53.620 --> 05:54:56.620
Okay, if you want to attack on the king, how can you attack on the king?

05:54:56.620 --> 05:54:58.620
What piece can you get there?

05:54:58.620 --> 05:55:01.620
What piece attacks on long files?

05:55:01.620 --> 05:55:03.620
No, that's diagonal.

05:55:03.620 --> 05:55:07.620
Make a plan to get him on the G file.

05:55:07.620 --> 05:55:09.620
Yes, I think I got a G.

05:55:09.620 --> 05:55:12.080
I think I go, this, this, this.

05:55:12.080 --> 05:55:14.700
There's a faster way, but we'll take whatever you've got.

05:55:17.300 --> 05:55:17.700
You know what?

05:55:17.700 --> 05:55:19.540
Let's go with your plan.

05:55:19.540 --> 05:55:20.700
Time is on the essence.

05:55:20.700 --> 05:55:22.420
You have five minutes.

05:55:22.420 --> 05:55:22.920
Mee-ho.

05:55:31.020 --> 05:55:31.660
It's not cheating.

05:55:31.660 --> 05:55:32.780
We're allowed to help lines.

05:55:32.780 --> 05:55:35.180
We told drinks see that.

05:55:35.180 --> 05:55:36.180
OK.

05:55:36.180 --> 05:55:37.180
Good night.

05:55:39.620 --> 05:55:50.620
I like that we made a plan and then the next move just forgot it, but that's okay.

05:55:50.620 --> 05:55:57.620
Who needs a plan?

05:55:57.620 --> 05:56:00.620
I always have to move those.

05:56:00.620 --> 05:56:06.620
The question is...

05:56:06.620 --> 05:56:10.620
I mean, it's just like...

05:56:10.620 --> 05:56:11.620
You still got this...

05:56:11.620 --> 05:56:13.620
The game forward...

05:56:24.620 --> 05:56:26.620
Everything's good. Don't be that way.

05:56:26.620 --> 05:56:30.620
You are surviving. You're not losing a queen. This is good.

05:56:30.620 --> 05:56:32.620
Why did he do that? You're forgetting your question.

05:56:32.620 --> 05:56:35.620
Because he's going to take that, and then he's going to go that.

05:56:36.620 --> 05:56:38.620
You just answered it, and you're thinking about it.

05:56:38.620 --> 05:56:45.300
about it because I would probably do this because yeah yeah yeah so this right

05:56:45.300 --> 05:56:49.300
here so

05:56:49.300 --> 05:56:54.300
So, excuse me, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

05:56:59.140 --> 05:57:00.640
That is under attack.

05:57:00.640 --> 05:57:02.740
What is he attacking you?

05:57:02.740 --> 05:57:03.820
He's trying to attack this.

05:57:03.820 --> 05:57:05.660
So how, if you can't defend it,

05:57:05.660 --> 05:57:07.500
how else can you save it?

05:57:11.700 --> 05:57:12.540
Me how?

05:57:19.300 --> 05:57:35.660
I got it.

05:57:35.660 --> 05:57:37.820
I understand it now.

05:57:37.820 --> 05:57:40.180
So bang, bang, bang.

05:57:40.180 --> 05:57:41.180
Technically.

05:57:41.180 --> 05:57:42.180
Boxed!

05:57:42.180 --> 05:57:43.180
200!

05:57:43.180 --> 05:57:44.180
Boxed like a fish!

05:57:44.180 --> 05:57:57.220
Boxed! 200! Boxed like a fish! 200! Get out, bro! That's my knight! You're boxed! She didn't

05:57:57.220 --> 05:58:00.260
help with that either, bro. Oh, gosh, she didn't help with that! Let's go!

05:58:01.780 --> 05:58:12.500
Miho, you're wasting time! Miho! Ooh, that's a good move. Unfortunately, it's not a great move.

05:58:12.500 --> 05:58:14.500
Goodbye!

05:58:14.500 --> 05:58:15.860
We went over this.

05:58:15.860 --> 05:58:17.700
Wait, he boxed me like shorter.

05:58:17.700 --> 05:58:20.500
We did this exercise, but that's okay.

05:58:32.500 --> 05:58:34.500
Oh.

05:58:42.500 --> 05:58:52.060
Please see the smart cookie. What can I say? What can I say except I'm fucked?

05:58:59.780 --> 05:59:03.720
Jaxie give me ounce of hope like just something to work with you're not

05:59:03.720 --> 05:59:09.100
talking like this is so cringe so cringe so cringe you're so cringe so cringe

05:59:09.100 --> 05:59:17.540
so cringe brother you're so cringe so cringe so so cringe all right now thank

05:59:17.540 --> 05:59:22.220
you for that chat how do you not reach that like it's your head don't read the

05:59:22.220 --> 05:59:29.820
chat so cringe brother so cringe why so cringe like so cringe

05:59:39.100 --> 05:59:51.820
I think you can't offer take that can I report this can I report it we can't offer take back

05:59:51.820 --> 05:59:53.820
I just gotta play it. I just gotta play it.

05:59:53.820 --> 05:59:55.820
Oh, you could offer kickbacks.

05:59:57.820 --> 05:59:59.820
What can I say?

05:59:59.820 --> 06:00:01.820
Oh, whoa!

06:00:01.820 --> 06:00:03.820
We're actually okay.

06:00:03.820 --> 06:00:05.820
It's okay. Just wait till the end. Just fight.

06:00:05.820 --> 06:00:07.820
It's over.

06:00:07.820 --> 06:00:09.820
It's over. I may lost.

06:00:09.820 --> 06:00:11.820
You don't stop.

06:00:11.820 --> 06:00:13.820
I'm a lost cause in the chess community. I need to take my life.

06:00:13.820 --> 06:00:15.820
Okay. Where can you?

06:00:15.820 --> 06:00:17.820
Don't do that.

06:00:17.820 --> 06:00:19.820
Open file.

06:00:19.820 --> 06:00:21.380
No, no, no, no, no, I know, so...

06:00:21.380 --> 06:00:24.300
It's under attack there, so a square, that's not attack.

06:00:24.300 --> 06:00:25.240
One more.

06:00:25.240 --> 06:00:25.740
No.

06:00:25.740 --> 06:00:27.500
Yes, yes, just go there.

06:00:27.500 --> 06:00:28.940
Well, give us some hope.

06:00:28.940 --> 06:00:31.340
I got to end stream, I got to end stream, Andrea.

06:00:31.340 --> 06:00:31.980
You got this.

06:00:31.980 --> 06:00:33.740
I got to end, I'm down, it's over.

06:00:33.740 --> 06:00:35.940
Wait, wait, there's only one way you can save this.

06:00:35.940 --> 06:00:37.820
In case something like this happens.

06:00:37.820 --> 06:00:39.420
OK, oh, all right, he defended it.

06:00:39.420 --> 06:00:40.580
Yeah, of course he defended it, he's cheating.

06:00:40.580 --> 06:00:41.300
Push for the password.

06:00:41.300 --> 06:00:42.100
He's cheating!

06:00:42.100 --> 06:00:42.940
Try to push that one.

06:00:42.940 --> 06:00:44.220
He's cheating!

06:00:44.220 --> 06:00:46.020
You're a fucking cheater!

06:00:46.020 --> 06:00:48.820
You're actually fucking cringe!

06:00:48.820 --> 06:00:49.580
So cringe.

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Holy fuck, I just let out gasol screaming. I'm sorry

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Don't even cover me I deserve to lose this I'm

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You you lost dude

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What can I say except your

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Well done.

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A person who thinks too much does nothing at all but think.

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Beautiful. Well said.

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Bye, Seneca.

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I'm unsubscribing.

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Okay, don't be chat.

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You need to focus.

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We're gonna put chat on the amount of...

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I see Keck was on my right.

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It's chat is too distracting.

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Okay, you literally have to move.

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Just move your king. It doesn't matter.

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You...anything else you move, not there.

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Yeah, cause then, yup.

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This is the file of the book.

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You're not going to get out of here.

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Just go back and forth

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and see if he can beat you.

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He can't, rule one, it's rule one, you're in rule one.

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What are you gonna do?

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It's not rule one.

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Actual rule one, it's over for you.

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Just now he has to figure out, I mean he's up all the time.

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He's in rule one, he's not gonna do it,

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he'll get, he'll see his address on line.

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You're in rule one.

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You can't do that, that'll be weird.

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Oh, actually weird, okay.

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He's threatening mates.

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He's threatening mates?

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Well guess what?

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You only have one, one forcing move,

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you only have one.

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I think I make the play here.

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You only have one move and a forcing move, what are forcing moves? Remember when we talked about those?

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I think I just go for it. I hope he doesn't see it. Maybe he's distracted.

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Wait, let's stay 2-scoping.

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Okay.

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You might be 4-scoping.

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Yeah, sure.

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No.

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Do whatever you think's best.

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No, because I think he's 4-scoping.

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Yeah, I mean, it's not going to make a difference if he's auto-cooking because he's trying to checkmate you in one move.

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So you have to check him or you're going to get made in one move.

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You can't move your king, so go for it.

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You check him with your punt.

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That's not check, right?

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Check!

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That's all you've got. We're lost.

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VAS!

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Yeah.

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Check!

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VAS!

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Okay.

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Pin his knight.

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No.

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Pin the knight.

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That's the...

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Well, actually, the...

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Sorry, that's losing.

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Don't do that.

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No, we're over.

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Hold on.

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I got this.

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I think I know how to play better than you.

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Give me one second.

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Yeah, go for it.

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Check!

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That's great!

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VAS!

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Oh, jeez, Louise!

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I'm gonna make a difference.

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Oh, whoa!

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It doesn't matter.

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We're getting...

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Meal!

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Wait!

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Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Check!

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Hey, Ron!

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I just wanted to say a good game, bro.

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Oh, whoa!

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Oh, oh, oh, whoa!

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GIFTS BOTS UP! GIFTS BOTS UP!

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Don't talk to my stuff like that!

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Okay, look at the game!

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Ron, this is the end of the year!

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Shit!

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I've got money on the line get to work. Come on. We gotta analyze

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Wait, I have one more than I lose to double. Okay, or is that that I already lose? I think I already lost the double

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Oh my god, oh my god, you've got me a step. I'm getting case. That's calling saying I'm ruining his night. Okay, so

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Wait, we're gonna analyze for 10 seconds. Give me a minute. Jixie. Okay. No worries. I'm just gonna play blitz

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I'm like a pro jet plan.

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Guys am I pro?

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Am I pro?

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Am I pro? I'm whipping his ass bro.

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I'm whipping his ass man.

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Oh my goodness.

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I'm whipping his ass bro.

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Oh my god.

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I'm not playing bull.

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This shit is masculine.

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This shit is brain rot.

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Well I'm not playing bull.

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This is brain.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm not gonna get any better.

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I'm not gonna get better, y'all.

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I'm not gonna get better.

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Is Levy in here?

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Is Levy in here?

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Levy.

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He's never chatted.

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God, he's so cool.

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Is Levy in here?

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Tell us your puzzles.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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What can I see?

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Sarencio, por favor.

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Tell my cousins mad at me.

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He said, you're making a brain rot

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by just playing random moves.

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No, I'm into his brain rot, I'm into his brain rot,

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I'm into his brain rot.

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Oh whoa.

06:05:06.900 --> 06:05:10.600
I know you love me, I know you care.

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So shall we never-

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Checkmate is waiting if you play carefully.

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Checkmate is waiting if I play carefully.

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Can you give me a harder challenge please?

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What about your poor knight?

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Voss.

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Oh baby, I'm sorry baby.

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Can you find a fork move and then capture the valuable rook?

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Uh, yeah, no shit.

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Very well solved.

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Babe, this isn't hard, uh, uh, uh, not at all.

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What can I say except you're welcome.

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I can't even solve the next one because the chat's spamming.

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Sometimes you can sacrifice valuable pieces in a way that forces checkmate.

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Can you sacrifice your queen and get to checkmate here?

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Honeybun, I don't think I can.

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Wait, I can.

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Excellent play, you solved it.

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Hori-ora, Hori-ora!

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All right, let me actually play Blitz, like one minute,

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and actually like take it serious

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and not play random moves.

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Oh baby give me one more chance to show you that I love you.

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I hold my queen fast, baby.

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This is so cringe bro, so cringe bro.

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You know I hold my queen bro, fuck this shit.

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No no, fuck this shit bro.

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I really do, I keep, but I'm giving you hints

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and you have to retain it.

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Do you actually want me to win this tournament?

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Dude, I'm like, I'm still here.

06:07:52.740 --> 06:07:55.460
I've questioned why I'm not holding so many times

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and I keep thinking I can leave right now,

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but I'm still here, so please, with one game.

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Let's end on a good note.

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I'm still here.

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Let's end on a good.

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At 7 p.m.

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This has been my entire day

06:08:05.580 --> 06:08:07.460
and I have a lot of important shit to do,

06:08:07.460 --> 06:08:08.580
but I'm still here.

06:08:08.580 --> 06:08:10.740
Let's fucking end the night right.

06:08:10.740 --> 06:08:11.740
Let's fucking do this.

06:08:11.740 --> 06:08:12.580
I need to find the wind.

06:08:12.580 --> 06:08:13.420
If I lose this.

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remember what I just taught you. Yes. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm

06:08:24.820 --> 06:08:30.180
ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Hey, I want no pickles on my burger when I fucking flip

06:08:30.180 --> 06:08:34.780
you, bro. Send them to the discord. Yes, you're the burger. You're the burgers.

06:08:34.780 --> 06:08:39.380
You're the burger. Send them to the discord, please. Welcome to Diamond. Let me help you

06:08:39.380 --> 06:08:42.900
Oh, they're saying I'm so good on my diamond now.

06:08:42.900 --> 06:08:44.940
The confidence is there.

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The rest, okay.

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I'm going to count them real quick.

06:08:49.940 --> 06:08:51.060
They're following the line.

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I'm a chat.

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I've never been more confident in my life.

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Chess is in my chat.

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What did they say?

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Wait, just click.

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Chess said, we believe we hooked you up.

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Shout it out, Chess.

06:09:03.580 --> 06:09:04.100
They're in my chat.

06:09:04.100 --> 06:09:06.260
Yo, Chess, can you give me 1,000 subs?

06:09:06.260 --> 06:09:08.660
Sorry, I had to ask.

06:09:08.660 --> 06:09:09.820
They're putting up the prize.

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If they win, maybe they'll give you some subs.

06:09:12.620 --> 06:09:13.500
All right, Jinxie, you see that one?

06:09:13.500 --> 06:09:15.060
All right, we send them a link.

06:09:15.060 --> 06:09:17.940
OK, please, everything we learned today,

06:09:17.940 --> 06:09:19.100
if you just try to remember.

06:09:19.100 --> 06:09:22.100
That's John Chess.

06:09:22.100 --> 06:09:22.620
I'm ready.

06:09:22.620 --> 06:09:23.460
Here we go.

06:09:23.460 --> 06:09:24.580
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.

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Oh my god.

06:09:25.620 --> 06:09:27.940
Wait, I'm not going first now.

06:09:27.940 --> 06:09:29.340
Oh my god, there's gummy bears on the line.

06:09:29.340 --> 06:09:30.340
OK.

06:09:30.340 --> 06:09:32.540
I'm going to throw these out the window if you don't.

06:09:32.540 --> 06:09:33.040
Vars.

06:09:35.900 --> 06:09:37.500
Got to be happy to hear his chat.

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Remember what we trained for, we talked about what we trained for the part where we said why this is not good, but that's fine.

06:09:42.500 --> 06:09:44.500
Let me focus, let me focus, let me focus.

06:09:46.500 --> 06:09:47.500
Let me get it out.

06:09:48.500 --> 06:09:50.500
I think we should email only so that-

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Yeah, I'm gonna close it. I'll do it, I'll do it.

06:09:51.500 --> 06:09:52.500
I'm just gonna close it.

06:09:52.500 --> 06:09:53.500
Can someone- yeah.

06:09:53.500 --> 06:09:56.500
Here, I'll just do it over here. I can't see that far.

06:09:56.500 --> 06:09:58.500
Ken, Mob, can someone put email only so we can focus?

06:09:59.500 --> 06:10:00.500
Because it doesn't matter.

06:10:00.500 --> 06:10:02.500
You know I only saw it.

06:10:02.500 --> 06:10:04.500
Eddie Moz, is there Eddie Moz?

06:10:04.500 --> 06:10:06.500
Yeah, they're all just laughing at me!

06:10:06.500 --> 06:10:09.200
I know that was fucked.

06:10:09.200 --> 06:10:10.360
Okay, so you stay calm.

06:10:10.360 --> 06:10:14.040
We're freaking out, don't freak out.

06:10:14.040 --> 06:10:15.040
This is fine.

06:10:15.040 --> 06:10:16.560
I'm living in that 21st century.

06:10:16.560 --> 06:10:19.340
This is an open file, we talk about this.

06:10:19.340 --> 06:10:27.460
Doin' something mean to it.

06:10:27.460 --> 06:10:28.460
This is so easy, bro.

06:10:28.460 --> 06:10:30.300
Bro, this is so easy, bro.

06:10:30.300 --> 06:10:31.820
You have to play better, bro.

06:10:31.820 --> 06:10:32.820
Not a castle.

06:10:32.820 --> 06:10:33.820
Remember, you follow...

06:10:33.820 --> 06:10:34.820
You have to play better, bro.

06:10:34.820 --> 06:10:35.820
Get your queen out of the way.

06:10:35.820 --> 06:10:44.660
bro you so fucking easy bro shut the fuck up shut up just shut up for one

06:10:44.660 --> 06:10:47.900
fucking second bro you can move your night and take my pawn I didn't even

06:10:47.900 --> 06:10:57.300
see that whoa I know I know I am so fucking stress

06:10:57.300 --> 06:10:59.420
I feel like I'm on my pee.

06:10:59.420 --> 06:11:00.640
Take a deep breath.

06:11:00.640 --> 06:11:01.640
What?

06:11:01.640 --> 06:11:02.640
Take a deep breath.

06:11:02.640 --> 06:11:03.640
Wait what?

06:11:03.640 --> 06:11:04.640
Take a deep breath.

06:11:04.640 --> 06:11:05.640
What?

06:11:05.640 --> 06:11:06.640
Take a deep breath.

06:11:06.640 --> 06:11:07.640
What?

06:11:07.640 --> 06:11:08.640
Take a deep breath.

06:11:08.640 --> 06:11:09.640
What?

06:11:09.640 --> 06:11:10.640
Take a deep breath.

06:11:10.640 --> 06:11:11.640
What?

06:11:11.640 --> 06:11:12.640
Take a deep breath.

06:11:12.640 --> 06:11:13.640
What?

06:11:13.640 --> 06:11:14.640
Take a deep breath.

06:11:14.640 --> 06:11:15.640
Yeah.

06:11:15.640 --> 06:11:16.640
How do you move your queen out of a pit?

06:11:16.640 --> 06:11:17.640
Remember the skewer?

06:11:17.640 --> 06:11:18.640
What?

06:11:18.640 --> 06:11:19.640
I got to get my disk.

06:11:19.640 --> 06:11:20.640
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

06:11:20.640 --> 06:11:21.640
No, you need to move the queen out of the pit.

06:11:21.640 --> 06:11:22.640
The gummy bears.

06:11:22.640 --> 06:11:23.640
We did this with the gummy bear.

06:11:23.640 --> 06:11:24.640
I don't remember.

06:11:24.640 --> 06:11:25.640
I was just so hungry during that.

06:11:25.640 --> 06:11:26.640
I know.

06:11:26.640 --> 06:11:31.120
so you can either he's fucked look at the time going on okay so he did that to that

06:11:38.640 --> 06:11:40.400
oh i like that

06:11:44.480 --> 06:11:54.000
way way well later on so we're handing out poms all right flabba-dabba

06:11:54.000 --> 06:12:00.000
all right that's a rare one

06:12:00.000 --> 06:12:04.000
the entire game

06:12:04.000 --> 06:12:08.000
find the best one what are you doing over there bro

06:12:08.000 --> 06:12:13.000
oh Ted is this a brutal mark

06:12:13.000 --> 06:12:17.000
wait I can't lose bro wait Vamo

06:12:17.000 --> 06:12:21.000
tempo yourself just go for it yes ma'am

06:12:21.000 --> 06:12:23.640
that are good moves. Why don't you doubt the bad moves?

06:12:23.640 --> 06:12:26.680
Ball right, ball right, right, right, right.

06:12:26.680 --> 06:12:27.520
Wait, this is-

06:12:27.520 --> 06:12:29.640
Hit the rarest ball right, hit the rarest one.

06:12:29.640 --> 06:12:31.000
Wait, Ron?

06:12:31.000 --> 06:12:31.840
I just checked-

06:12:31.840 --> 06:12:32.680
No.

06:12:32.680 --> 06:12:33.520
Think on this time.

06:12:33.520 --> 06:12:34.360
He just said you checked-

06:12:34.360 --> 06:12:35.720
Ron, I just checked my idea.

06:12:35.720 --> 06:12:36.800
You know how to get out of this?

06:12:36.800 --> 06:12:38.120
Ron, I just checked my idea.

06:12:38.120 --> 06:12:39.800
Where's Marlon when you need him?

06:12:44.800 --> 06:12:46.640
Okay, we're left. We're hanging in there.

06:12:46.640 --> 06:12:47.480
I believe this.

06:12:47.480 --> 06:12:49.920
Marlon, where are you? I need you.

06:12:49.920 --> 06:12:53.360
I need you, I need you, I need you right now.

06:12:53.360 --> 06:12:55.520
I need you right now.

06:12:55.520 --> 06:12:58.520
So don't let me, don't let me borrow it.

06:12:58.520 --> 06:13:00.000
I need to get me there for one minute.

06:13:00.000 --> 06:13:00.840
There you go.

06:13:00.840 --> 06:13:01.680
Oh my god.

06:13:01.680 --> 06:13:03.800
I don't, okay, that's fine.

06:13:03.800 --> 06:13:04.640
Okay.

06:13:06.000 --> 06:13:09.600
So the, do not stop giving pre-pieces.

06:13:09.600 --> 06:13:11.160
You keep running into the same pan

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and you have not unpinned yourself.

06:13:12.560 --> 06:13:14.840
How do you take the piece that is pinned?

06:13:14.840 --> 06:13:15.680
You can't move your knife.

06:13:15.680 --> 06:13:16.520
Which one's pinned this one?

06:13:16.520 --> 06:13:17.360
Whoa.

06:13:17.360 --> 06:13:19.040
Why can't you move your knife?

06:13:19.040 --> 06:13:22.200
You can't move your knife because you're a queen, right?

06:13:22.200 --> 06:13:23.200
So...

06:13:23.200 --> 06:13:24.200
Are you heeding, bro?

06:13:24.200 --> 06:13:25.200
Take the serious!

06:13:25.200 --> 06:13:26.200
No.

06:13:26.200 --> 06:13:27.200
Do you draw a diagonal?

06:13:27.200 --> 06:13:28.200
Chess players don't...

06:13:28.200 --> 06:13:29.200
Make a diagonal.

06:13:29.200 --> 06:13:30.200
Bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up,

06:13:30.200 --> 06:13:31.200
white spish-up.

06:13:31.200 --> 06:13:32.200
No one man.

06:13:32.200 --> 06:13:33.200
Draw a diagonal.

06:13:33.200 --> 06:13:34.200
Yes, okay.

06:13:34.200 --> 06:13:35.200
What the fuck?

06:13:35.200 --> 06:13:36.200
That's that.

06:13:36.200 --> 06:13:37.200
Wait, how does it do...

06:13:37.200 --> 06:13:38.200
That's fine.

06:13:38.200 --> 06:13:39.200
Okay, there you go.

06:13:39.200 --> 06:13:40.200
I have made...

06:13:40.200 --> 06:13:41.200
I have made...

06:13:41.200 --> 06:13:42.200
I have made...

06:13:42.200 --> 06:13:43.200
I thought I did.

06:13:43.200 --> 06:13:44.200
I didn't solve this problem.

06:13:44.200 --> 06:13:47.200
I thought I was over-extending and I thought the only way I'm not convenient is if I over-extend.

06:13:47.200 --> 06:13:54.200
I actually had Maiden too! Save a lie, bro! Save a lie!

06:13:54.200 --> 06:13:56.200
The gummy bears are not helping.

06:13:56.200 --> 06:13:57.200
I feel calm. Hold on.

06:13:57.200 --> 06:13:59.200
Bro, you forget it. That's terrible.

06:13:59.200 --> 06:14:01.200
Rob, bro, stop out of the tournament.

06:14:02.200 --> 06:14:03.200
No more, man.

06:14:03.200 --> 06:14:06.200
Chad, I had Maiden too. I knew it. I have the vision for it.

06:14:07.200 --> 06:14:09.200
I knew I had Maiden!

06:14:09.200 --> 06:14:11.200
Whoa!

06:14:11.200 --> 06:14:14.200
Wait, this is such a sexy play.

06:14:14.200 --> 06:14:15.200
Oh my god.

06:14:15.200 --> 06:14:17.200
This is such a good play from the kid.

06:14:17.200 --> 06:14:20.200
Jeth, this is such a good play from the kid.

06:14:20.200 --> 06:14:22.200
Oh my god.

06:14:22.200 --> 06:14:24.200
This is such a good play from the kid.

06:14:24.200 --> 06:14:26.200
This is the end.

06:14:26.200 --> 06:14:27.200
Hey! No, no, you can't do it!

06:14:27.200 --> 06:14:29.200
King C1. You have to just run.

06:14:29.200 --> 06:14:31.200
This is the end of me.

06:14:31.200 --> 06:14:33.200
It's not over. Keep fighting.

06:14:33.200 --> 06:14:39.200
Because all of you give you all of me.

06:14:39.200 --> 06:14:41.200
How you doing?

06:14:41.200 --> 06:14:43.200
How many perfections?

06:14:43.200 --> 06:14:45.200
How you doing?

06:14:45.200 --> 06:14:47.200
I'll give you a little.

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Dude, you have a good voice.

06:14:49.200 --> 06:14:51.200
Shut the fuck up!

06:14:51.200 --> 06:14:53.200
You have no skill and chance, nobody!

06:14:53.200 --> 06:14:55.200
Alright!

06:14:55.200 --> 06:14:57.200
Open, open, open.

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Open Sesame.

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Wait a minute.

06:15:01.200 --> 06:15:03.200
Open Sesame.

06:15:03.200 --> 06:15:05.200
Oh, never mind. I knew there was a reason.

06:15:05.200 --> 06:15:07.200
Hey, Bron.

06:15:07.200 --> 06:15:09.200
I

06:15:09.760 --> 06:15:11.760
Say

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We don't need it

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Take my bottle bro

06:15:21.280 --> 06:15:23.280
Your king so you don't lose them too

06:15:24.320 --> 06:15:26.320
Good make your trap is queen

06:15:26.320 --> 06:15:29.280
You can still fight who needs queen. It doesn't matter. We don't need it

06:15:29.600 --> 06:15:33.520
It's not like it's the most important piece or anything. It's fine. Yeah, you're nice. Yeah, you're nice on every move

06:15:33.520 --> 06:15:40.520
Okay, think, if he doesn't move his queen, how can you trap, try to trap the queen?

06:15:40.520 --> 06:15:43.520
You need to restrict the queen from moving.

06:15:43.520 --> 06:15:45.520
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.

06:15:45.520 --> 06:15:48.520
But if he has skipped it, it doesn't matter.

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Jaxie, do me a favor, can you take your queen and go deep, you fucking asshole.

06:15:53.520 --> 06:15:54.520
Okay, keep cackling.

06:15:54.520 --> 06:15:58.520
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

06:15:58.520 --> 06:15:59.520
Okay.

06:15:59.520 --> 06:16:02.520
Why don't you just use your rocks, they don't have much.

06:16:02.520 --> 06:16:04.520
Okay, you can see

06:16:07.040 --> 06:16:09.360
Oh, I know I don't I don't need to look look look look look look look

06:16:13.320 --> 06:16:15.320
Trust me because then he's gonna go back

06:16:16.480 --> 06:16:20.520
Just try just try not to do any more pieces just try when he makes moves to make sure they're different

06:16:20.520 --> 06:16:22.520
We can still come back

06:16:25.360 --> 06:16:29.720
One yeah, one just try not to blend it. That's all you're on rule one you make it

06:16:32.520 --> 06:16:36.520
Well, that was a rare one. What the fuck was that hold it up? Hold it up. Let me actually focus here

06:16:37.000 --> 06:16:39.000
This is getting weird

06:16:39.400 --> 06:16:42.720
We're down a queen, but a king is still in place. That's me

06:16:52.960 --> 06:16:54.960
Safe moves try to

06:16:58.080 --> 06:17:00.080
Yeah, that's a safe movie

06:17:02.520 --> 06:17:05.520
Check. You ready? Income. Voss?

06:17:05.520 --> 06:17:07.520
Wait, I mean to do that. No, I meant to castle!

06:17:07.520 --> 06:17:09.520
I meant to castle! No!

06:17:09.520 --> 06:17:10.520
There's no take-backs.

06:17:10.520 --> 06:17:11.520
There's no take-backs.

06:17:11.520 --> 06:17:13.520
What are you doing? You just played our move.

06:17:13.520 --> 06:17:15.520
Remember when you did it?

06:17:15.520 --> 06:17:17.520
No, we're not just being played because you're down a queen.

06:17:17.520 --> 06:17:20.520
You need to win something to get a prize.

06:17:20.520 --> 06:17:24.520
My dad used to say that, and then he left my mom and me and everyone.

06:17:24.520 --> 06:17:26.520
They told me I needed to win something.

06:17:26.520 --> 06:17:27.520
You know, I just...

06:17:27.520 --> 06:17:29.520
Oh, okay. This is when he starts to blunder.

06:17:29.520 --> 06:17:30.520
Focus.

06:17:30.520 --> 06:17:33.020
Yes, he's blundering and fundering and wondering. Oh

06:17:41.620 --> 06:17:46.640
You're under pressure pressure makes diamonds, but diamonds doesn't provide pressure. It's undefeated boss

06:17:48.520 --> 06:17:54.240
I mean I have to yes. Yes, I'm gonna go kind of far here because then if I go here, oh wait, you can't touch me

06:17:54.600 --> 06:17:56.600
Wait can't touch this

06:18:00.520 --> 06:18:06.660
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God, I got it, I got it, I got it, because look, look,

06:18:06.660 --> 06:18:09.160
look, look, trust me, I know he's gonna, he's not gonna, he's not gonna realize that.

06:18:09.160 --> 06:18:11.160
Now go check how he can defend.

06:18:11.160 --> 06:18:13.160
He can, he can.

06:18:13.160 --> 06:18:15.160
Think.

06:18:15.160 --> 06:18:17.160
You're right.

06:18:17.160 --> 06:18:19.160
Oh fuck, wait! Focus, focus, focus, focus.

06:18:19.160 --> 06:18:21.160
Hold on, I know, so.

06:18:21.160 --> 06:18:23.160
You know, why did he do that?

06:18:23.160 --> 06:18:25.160
Because his plan here is to do that.

06:18:25.160 --> 06:18:27.160
This is, this is the most important moment, you know.

06:18:27.160 --> 06:18:29.160
And both directions, we did this on the board.

06:18:29.160 --> 06:18:34.260
All directions of the queen draw all the arrows where the queen attacks good keep going you're not done

06:18:34.260 --> 06:18:38.520
You're missing all the way draw the work out. We're just in like a king. Oh wait that matters

06:18:39.020 --> 06:18:41.420
What is she this is the checkmate that we?

06:18:42.260 --> 06:18:45.620
Right if the queen goes here, can you take it back?

06:18:46.340 --> 06:18:49.680
So I gotta do this. Yes. Yes. Thank God. Okay. All right. No more help

06:18:49.680 --> 06:18:54.220
I actually kind of understood that before you said that I know you're hard to believe like it's hard to believe

06:18:54.220 --> 06:18:58.420
I got you with a coach but now to coach

06:18:59.420 --> 06:19:04.340
You're down a queen but watch this though wait all right. He saw it you're a fucking

06:19:05.140 --> 06:19:07.140
Oh, but then yeah, but then that

06:19:07.780 --> 06:19:10.720
That was a good play junk. Oh, I'll give you that. That was a great play

06:19:11.900 --> 06:19:16.580
I'm kind of fucks. No, you can't help me. You can't know. I gotta just figure this out

06:19:16.580 --> 06:19:22.040
I gotta figure this out. I got a block that's one way to save your bishop. It's a pin

06:19:22.040 --> 06:19:29.200
We talked about it remember pin pin pin bishop. So you make it illegal so we can't move this pond

06:19:30.960 --> 06:19:36.420
Yeah, I'm fucked. I don't want any help. Yes, can you try so that if that pond is appears it's a check

06:19:38.840 --> 06:19:42.960
Okay, whoa, okay, no coach. Just let me focus

06:19:43.960 --> 06:19:45.960
You said

06:19:47.400 --> 06:19:51.800
These are puzzles puzzles puzzles puzzles puzzles I gotta think I got time I have time on my side

06:19:52.040 --> 06:19:53.420
Okay, now you can do it.

06:19:53.420 --> 06:19:54.920
Yeeksie, I have time on my side.

06:20:05.000 --> 06:20:05.500
Wait.

06:20:19.160 --> 06:20:19.660
No.

06:20:19.660 --> 06:20:20.160
Okay.

06:20:20.160 --> 06:20:22.000
I'm gonna keep that there.

06:20:22.040 --> 06:20:26.920
I know it's under attack, but the thing is if it's under attack

06:20:32.240 --> 06:20:34.240
Hold on

06:20:39.880 --> 06:20:44.120
Oh my god, he's a silly Billy who's chilly. Oh my god

06:20:44.960 --> 06:20:49.720
Junko take my bottle, bro. Um, it's over. I can't move this guy. I

06:20:49.720 --> 06:21:02.520
I mean I can but no it's not worth it it's like why not give me something to work

06:21:02.520 --> 06:21:16.080
with wait why can't I move that but oh my god so but Marlon will do he would go

06:21:16.080 --> 06:21:18.080
Marlon would go there.

06:21:20.080 --> 06:21:22.080
Maybe he'll wonder his queen who knows.

06:21:22.080 --> 06:21:24.080
Wait, it's making fart noises.

06:21:24.080 --> 06:21:28.080
Because you're in check. That's what it does when you make illegal moves.

06:21:29.080 --> 06:21:31.080
It's making fart noises on me.

06:21:31.080 --> 06:21:33.080
Okay, try not to lose your last two pieces.

06:21:33.080 --> 06:21:35.080
I'm not gonna lose. I'm not gonna lose.

06:21:35.080 --> 06:21:38.080
When there's a will, there's a way. He's gonna fuck up. I know it.

06:21:38.080 --> 06:21:40.080
Your bishop's under attack. You need to defend him.

06:21:46.080 --> 06:21:48.080
Pfft.

06:21:48.080 --> 06:21:50.080
Pfft.

06:21:50.080 --> 06:21:52.080
Uh-oh, uh-oh.

06:21:52.080 --> 06:21:54.080
But then, oh my god.

06:21:54.080 --> 06:21:56.080
It's okay, there's not much you can do.

06:21:56.080 --> 06:21:58.080
He's actually fucking my asshole with...

06:21:58.080 --> 06:22:00.080
Oh my god.

06:22:00.080 --> 06:22:02.080
Jake, see if I go here, can you just let me have it?

06:22:02.080 --> 06:22:04.080
Like that ass. Can you just let me have one, bro?

06:22:04.080 --> 06:22:06.080
Please, can you just...

06:22:08.080 --> 06:22:10.080
Just let me have one.

06:22:10.080 --> 06:22:12.080
Please.

06:22:12.080 --> 06:22:14.080
Just let me have one, please!

06:22:14.080 --> 06:22:17.580
Please, bro, I need this!

06:22:17.580 --> 06:22:19.580
You can get a stalemate. You've done it before.

06:22:19.580 --> 06:22:22.080
Please, bro, I need this!

06:22:22.080 --> 06:22:24.080
Give him all your pieces. You need to give him your pond.

06:22:24.080 --> 06:22:26.080
But he's going to meet us again.

06:22:30.080 --> 06:22:31.580
I feel so powerful.

06:22:31.580 --> 06:22:33.080
Chad, I've never felt more powerful in my life.

06:22:33.080 --> 06:22:34.580
It's okay. You're trying to get a stalemate.

06:22:34.580 --> 06:22:36.080
Yeah. Yeah. Great.

06:22:41.080 --> 06:22:43.080
You're not going to take it.

06:22:44.080 --> 06:22:54.080
I don't know what you're doing anymore.

06:22:54.080 --> 06:23:01.080
In fact, he hasn't made it up to the marital.

06:23:01.080 --> 06:23:03.080
Because he's fucked.

06:23:03.080 --> 06:23:08.080
Wait, wait, how did he just, oh my God, buy the marital ends?

06:23:08.080 --> 06:23:11.080
Okay, you've done it before, you can still get the stalemate.

06:23:11.080 --> 06:23:13.080
Chad, if I fuck this up, I swear to God.

06:23:13.080 --> 06:23:15.240
If I still meant this I swear to God

06:23:20.040 --> 06:23:22.280
Fuck I'm getting distracted by a car this one doesn't

06:23:33.880 --> 06:23:39.360
Marlin if you hear me save me do something bro. Just do something Marlin

06:23:43.080 --> 06:23:56.080
I lost. I lost. I lost. Oh my fucking god. Just finish me, bro. Finish on me.

06:23:56.080 --> 06:24:09.080
I made a lot of progress today. I made no progress! I just wasted 6 hours of your time!

06:24:09.080 --> 06:24:16.080
It's a game. What's time anyways? We're all gonna die anyways. It doesn't really matter.

06:24:16.080 --> 06:24:20.080
Where's time going? Who cares? Time's not even real.

06:24:20.080 --> 06:24:23.080
Ron, bro, you know what, bro? Keep the subs, dude.

06:24:23.080 --> 06:24:24.080
I'll cover the...

06:24:24.080 --> 06:24:26.080
Don't spend it all at once, Ron.

06:24:26.080 --> 06:24:27.080
Oh, leech!

06:24:27.080 --> 06:24:29.080
How much did we lose? 100? Oh, shoot.

06:24:29.080 --> 06:24:31.080
I don't even... Your balance is too low, Adam.

06:24:31.080 --> 06:24:34.080
I don't even have money. Nice. So, I can keep it?

06:24:34.080 --> 06:24:39.080
You know what bro, just keep the money dude, I ain't keep it bro.

06:24:39.080 --> 06:24:41.080
Let's thanks Big C for the lessons.

06:24:41.080 --> 06:24:45.080
Diggy, I got you bro, I gotta add it off stream and then I'll send you some in the morning bro.

06:24:45.080 --> 06:24:49.080
Can I do one thing of alternating chess?

06:24:49.080 --> 06:24:50.080
What is alternating chess?

06:24:50.080 --> 06:24:52.080
You gotta make a move and I make a move.

06:24:52.080 --> 06:24:53.080
Okay.

06:24:53.080 --> 06:24:55.080
You gotta feel one win.

06:24:55.080 --> 06:24:57.080
Yes, but you can't say anything to run.

06:24:57.080 --> 06:24:59.080
One game of team chess.

06:24:59.080 --> 06:25:01.080
You said yes but you can't say a single thing to me.

06:25:01.080 --> 06:25:03.080
Deal, I'll keep my mouth shut.

06:25:03.080 --> 06:25:06.080
One alternating chess, just one.

06:25:06.080 --> 06:25:08.280
Re-match, re-match, re-match, just one, thank you.

06:25:08.280 --> 06:25:09.120
Okay, I will go first.

06:25:09.120 --> 06:25:10.840
This is actually the last one.

06:25:10.840 --> 06:25:11.680
Okay.

06:25:11.680 --> 06:25:12.840
Last one, chat, last one.

06:25:12.840 --> 06:25:14.480
We had a lot to, okay.

06:25:14.480 --> 06:25:15.640
No talking, remember?

06:25:15.640 --> 06:25:18.760
I'm silent, no habla ingles.

06:25:18.760 --> 06:25:21.160
Ooh, mi papamito cambia, amigo.

06:25:21.160 --> 06:25:23.000
I will live.

06:25:23.000 --> 06:25:24.360
Vivo deca.

06:25:24.360 --> 06:25:25.360
Muy bien.

06:25:25.360 --> 06:25:26.560
Yeah.

06:25:26.560 --> 06:25:28.160
Mi hijo.

06:25:28.160 --> 06:25:30.680
No, es tu hijo.

06:25:30.680 --> 06:25:31.840
I'll say that or not.

06:25:35.340 --> 06:25:36.180
Nope.

06:25:37.180 --> 06:25:38.520
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

06:25:38.520 --> 06:25:40.640
Oh, it's your turn, sorry.

06:25:40.640 --> 06:25:41.760
Oh, I'm a dead man.

06:25:41.760 --> 06:25:42.600
It's okay, you got this.

06:25:42.600 --> 06:25:45.600
I don't think you're thinking, I'm distracting you.

06:25:45.600 --> 06:25:47.480
If we lose this, then I think I'm gonna quit

06:25:47.480 --> 06:25:49.240
my chess career forever.

06:25:49.240 --> 06:25:50.480
Like, this cannot be it.

06:25:50.480 --> 06:25:51.320
Okay.

06:25:52.280 --> 06:25:53.800
Let's see here.

06:25:53.800 --> 06:25:56.920
Already in trouble, but I don't want you to either.

06:25:56.920 --> 06:26:03.920
Hey, hey, hey, focus.

06:26:03.920 --> 06:26:09.560
Are you smarter than me and her?

06:26:09.560 --> 06:26:10.560
That's the question we want to know.

06:26:10.560 --> 06:26:11.560
He is, but I'm really retiring.

06:26:11.560 --> 06:26:12.560
Bottoms are right.

06:26:12.560 --> 06:26:13.560
Sorry, this is not fair for drinks.

06:26:13.560 --> 06:26:14.560
I should not react.

06:26:14.560 --> 06:26:15.560
Bottoms are right.

06:26:15.560 --> 06:26:16.560
It's what you're not used to.

06:26:16.560 --> 06:26:17.560
No, because I reacted.

06:26:17.560 --> 06:26:18.560
You make two moves in a row because that was not fair.

06:26:18.560 --> 06:26:20.800
Yeah, the bottom is all right

06:26:22.520 --> 06:26:26.560
It's what you're not sure this no cuz I reacted you know you make two moves in row cuz I was not fair

06:26:28.520 --> 06:26:30.520
Next moves on you

06:26:30.560 --> 06:26:34.680
They're saying Jinx he's cheating this whole time that he has the vibrator in his ass. Is that true?

06:26:35.360 --> 06:26:37.360
Yes, I have a little beads

06:26:38.360 --> 06:26:40.360
little beads

06:26:40.960 --> 06:26:44.520
Whoa, I have little beads in

06:26:44.520 --> 06:26:49.920
take your anal beads out of your ass bro we're locked all right Ron did you

06:26:49.920 --> 06:26:53.800
just make the last move yeah I did no she did she did she made that was him

06:26:53.800 --> 06:26:58.560
that was not me that was all him

06:26:59.520 --> 06:27:04.720
wait I think it's such a nice person I would be so pissed at Ron yeah brother

06:27:04.720 --> 06:27:08.760
how do you know that maybe on the chest why are you being trapped we're

06:27:08.760 --> 06:27:11.760
I'm already losing and it's only moved in for God's sake!

06:27:11.760 --> 06:27:12.760
Your turn!

06:27:13.760 --> 06:27:14.760
Alright.

06:27:15.760 --> 06:27:17.760
Wait I can win this! I can win this!

06:27:17.760 --> 06:27:19.760
Shag! I can win this!

06:27:20.760 --> 06:27:21.760
We cannot lose to Jinxie.

06:27:21.760 --> 06:27:22.760
I'll be up there.

06:27:22.760 --> 06:27:24.760
Whoa!

06:27:28.760 --> 06:27:30.760
That's my play, it wasn't me.

06:27:31.760 --> 06:27:32.760
Oh fuck, that is a good play.

06:27:32.760 --> 06:27:33.760
Thank you.

06:27:35.760 --> 06:27:36.760
Shag.

06:27:38.760 --> 06:27:39.760
Whoa!

06:27:39.760 --> 06:27:41.760
See how it alternated?

06:27:41.760 --> 06:27:42.760
Okay, okay.

06:27:42.760 --> 06:27:48.760
I can rely on my eight blunders from wrong, bro.

06:27:48.760 --> 06:27:51.760
Andrea, don't move there.

06:27:51.760 --> 06:27:52.760
Oh my.

06:27:52.760 --> 06:27:53.760
By wrong.

06:27:53.760 --> 06:27:55.760
This is what happens, bro.

06:27:55.760 --> 06:28:00.760
When you don't practice chess, bro.

06:28:00.760 --> 06:28:01.760
BORK!

06:28:01.760 --> 06:28:02.760
Okay.

06:28:02.760 --> 06:28:03.760
BORK!

06:28:03.760 --> 06:28:04.760
Whoa!

06:28:04.760 --> 06:28:11.760
I don't even know how you got in this position.

06:28:11.760 --> 06:28:25.760
Oh God, how did we get here?

06:28:25.760 --> 06:28:29.760
Bro Ron, you are the fart of Twitch, bro.

06:28:29.760 --> 06:28:31.760
Don't ever call me the fart of Twitch.

06:28:31.760 --> 06:28:32.760
Bro.

06:28:32.760 --> 06:28:33.760
Look at this movie I'm about to make right now.

06:28:33.760 --> 06:28:35.460
It's not you playing right now.

06:28:35.460 --> 06:28:36.460
It is me playing. Are you sure?

06:28:36.460 --> 06:28:38.460
It's not me. That's banable. You'll get banned from the tournament.

06:28:38.460 --> 06:28:40.060
Oh, this is actually really...

06:28:40.060 --> 06:28:42.460
Okay, double check your moves, please.

06:28:42.460 --> 06:28:43.460
Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am.

06:28:43.460 --> 06:28:45.460
I can't believe I don't have pieces.

06:28:45.460 --> 06:28:46.460
Ma'am?

06:28:46.860 --> 06:28:48.860
Oh!

06:28:51.060 --> 06:28:52.060
This is insane.

06:28:52.060 --> 06:28:52.860
We could do this.

06:28:52.860 --> 06:28:55.460
We're almost lost over our pieces. Please do not lose the rest.

06:28:55.460 --> 06:28:57.060
We can do this. Just... I need you to lock in.

06:28:57.060 --> 06:28:58.160
This is all we have.

06:28:58.160 --> 06:29:00.260
I need you to lock in. You're selling me a little.

06:29:00.260 --> 06:29:01.260
Okay.

06:29:03.760 --> 06:29:10.760
If we're going to lose to Dixie, I think I'm going to resign from gaining the tournament.

06:29:10.760 --> 06:29:12.760
I cannot answer it.

06:29:12.760 --> 06:29:16.760
Marry! You resign now. You resign now.

06:29:16.760 --> 06:29:18.760
I'm sorry.

06:29:18.760 --> 06:29:21.760
What was the last time you actually fought for three seconds?

06:29:21.760 --> 06:29:25.760
Generally. No, actually, serious question.

06:29:25.760 --> 06:29:28.760
I'm not sure if you've actually sized that knife in your life.

06:29:28.760 --> 06:29:30.760
Okay, right to move.

06:29:30.760 --> 06:29:33.340
Oh, this is such a good day.

06:29:33.340 --> 06:29:34.680
All right, you resign now.

06:29:34.680 --> 06:29:37.440
You resign now.

06:29:37.440 --> 06:29:38.480
You resign now.

06:29:38.480 --> 06:29:40.200
You resign now.

06:29:40.200 --> 06:29:42.200
You resign now.

06:29:42.200 --> 06:29:47.560
Because I can feel that I'm getting pro at this.

06:29:47.560 --> 06:29:50.160
I'm getting pro.

06:29:50.160 --> 06:29:52.720
I'm feeling it in my ass.

06:29:52.720 --> 06:29:54.040
OK, hold on.

06:29:54.040 --> 06:29:55.200
I think I will go here.

06:29:59.160 --> 06:30:00.240
This is going to be the best.

06:30:00.240 --> 06:30:02.000
Oh, they're coming to help me!

06:30:02.000 --> 06:30:03.500
Someone under my coat!

06:30:04.620 --> 06:30:06.320
Laysky, shut the window.

06:30:06.320 --> 06:30:07.580
There's a siren coming.

06:30:13.920 --> 06:30:14.880
Okay.

06:30:14.880 --> 06:30:16.480
What is the point of this play?

06:30:17.760 --> 06:30:18.680
Good, just play that.

06:30:18.680 --> 06:30:20.400
He has a butt block, we lost.

06:30:23.280 --> 06:30:26.960
Maybe we should do the Magnus Carter 67 minute strat.

06:30:26.960 --> 06:30:28.960
Even Magnus can't save your position.

06:30:30.240 --> 06:30:32.580
What do you think Magnus would say right now?

06:30:32.580 --> 06:30:34.900
What did he put in Kekos in my shop?

06:30:34.900 --> 06:30:38.120
I don't think he would have made it this long, the last one at this moment.

06:30:38.120 --> 06:30:41.220
We're almost there though. Okay, it's my turn, it's my turn.

06:30:41.220 --> 06:30:43.800
Okay, there he goes, no problem.

06:30:43.800 --> 06:30:45.080
Ooh, Mio.

06:30:45.080 --> 06:30:48.080
Alright.

06:30:48.080 --> 06:30:49.280
Ooh, that was a good pair.

06:30:49.280 --> 06:30:51.400
Just focus, focus, it's gonna be tricky.

06:30:51.400 --> 06:30:53.080
He sees he has good tactics.

06:30:53.080 --> 06:30:54.400
How is he smarter than me?

06:30:54.400 --> 06:30:55.600
Because he's trained every single day.

06:30:55.600 --> 06:30:56.600
Like what the fuck?

06:30:56.600 --> 06:30:58.120
You've just been a burger every day.

06:30:58.120 --> 06:30:59.120
What?

06:30:59.120 --> 06:31:01.120
He does puzzles.

06:31:01.120 --> 06:31:03.120
You didn't even know what you needed the most!

06:31:03.120 --> 06:31:04.120
He came here!

06:31:04.120 --> 06:31:06.120
You wake up and he wakes up and does cat puzzles!

06:31:06.120 --> 06:31:07.120
God damn it!

06:31:07.120 --> 06:31:08.120
That's the fucking difference!

06:31:08.120 --> 06:31:09.120
Hold on!

06:31:09.120 --> 06:31:10.120
I'm locked.

06:31:10.120 --> 06:31:12.120
There's something up here.

06:31:14.120 --> 06:31:15.120
This is not a bad show.

06:31:15.120 --> 06:31:17.120
This is not a bad show.

06:31:17.120 --> 06:31:19.120
I know, I know, I know.

06:31:19.120 --> 06:31:20.120
Hold on.

06:31:20.120 --> 06:31:22.120
Let me focus me off.

06:31:22.120 --> 06:31:34.120
I'm actually about to read these books to dad.

06:31:34.120 --> 06:31:38.120
Yeah, no please, you have to train a little bit tomorrow, otherwise I can't watch you

06:31:38.120 --> 06:31:39.120
play on Friday.

06:31:39.120 --> 06:31:40.120
Okay, Queen Thunder attack.

06:31:40.120 --> 06:31:41.120
Do you know?

06:31:41.120 --> 06:31:42.120
Oh, look.

06:31:42.120 --> 06:31:43.120
I do my arrows, but then this.

06:31:43.120 --> 06:31:44.120
Actually, I'm not going to help.

06:31:44.120 --> 06:31:45.120
It's you.

06:31:45.120 --> 06:31:46.120
No, I know, but I was going to make arrows.

06:31:46.120 --> 06:31:47.120
I'm not going to help you.

06:31:47.120 --> 06:31:48.120
I'm not going to help you.

06:31:48.120 --> 06:31:49.120
I'm not going to help you.

06:31:49.120 --> 06:31:50.120
I'm not going to help you.

06:31:50.120 --> 06:31:51.120
I'm not going to help you.

06:31:51.120 --> 06:31:53.920
I know but I was gonna make arrows I don't wanna help you too much.

06:31:53.920 --> 06:31:56.460
I'm afraid that you're gonna blunder if I take this.

06:31:56.460 --> 06:31:57.280
Blunder.

06:31:57.280 --> 06:31:59.820
Uh, yeah.

06:31:59.820 --> 06:32:00.660
W Blunder.

06:32:08.100 --> 06:32:09.020
Focus.

06:32:09.020 --> 06:32:10.580
That was not a good play.

06:32:10.580 --> 06:32:11.400
Yes it was.

06:32:11.400 --> 06:32:13.280
That was a burger but fuck!

06:32:13.280 --> 06:32:14.100
Fuck!

06:32:14.100 --> 06:32:14.940
What?

06:32:14.940 --> 06:32:16.200
It was a trade.

06:32:16.200 --> 06:32:17.800
Just you have to focus.

06:32:17.800 --> 06:32:19.100
No, if I do that then.

06:32:19.100 --> 06:32:35.100
Whoa, let me think here real quick, honestly.

06:32:35.100 --> 06:32:48.900
I'm gonna take it slow, I'm gonna play it smart cause I'm saying that you do it.

06:32:48.900 --> 06:32:52.500
That's a good strategy. That's what happens when you think.

06:32:52.500 --> 06:32:55.900
I see someone in the chat saying number three with no onions. Guys, I'm not getting...

06:32:55.900 --> 06:32:56.900
Oh.

06:32:56.900 --> 06:32:59.900
It's up to you now. You got us in the spirit. You got us here.

06:32:59.900 --> 06:33:00.900
It's made in two.

06:33:00.900 --> 06:33:03.900
Oh, it's over. Oh, it actually is over.

06:33:07.900 --> 06:33:10.900
See me? I would have went for it, and then I would have gotten rocked.

06:33:11.900 --> 06:33:12.900
Maybe didn't.

06:33:12.900 --> 06:33:14.900
Is he talking? Talk to him.

06:33:14.900 --> 06:33:15.900
He doesn't.

06:33:15.900 --> 06:33:16.900
Oh, okay. Oh.

06:33:16.900 --> 06:33:18.900
You can't help me. I'm locked in.

06:33:18.900 --> 06:33:21.900
You have to see this move, otherwise we're losing the game.

06:33:21.900 --> 06:33:23.900
If you don't play the best move, it's lost.

06:33:25.900 --> 06:33:26.900
Oh!

06:33:29.900 --> 06:33:32.900
Because if I go... hold on, before I panic...

06:33:32.900 --> 06:33:34.900
Wait, she gets in! She gets in! She gets in!

06:33:34.900 --> 06:33:37.900
She's not saying a word, she's not saying a word, but if I go here...

06:33:46.900 --> 06:33:56.460
I'm praying.

06:33:56.460 --> 06:34:00.100
Is this me?

06:34:00.100 --> 06:34:04.340
Lace, why are you typing fries and books in my chat?

06:34:04.340 --> 06:34:09.260
I bet there's no fries and drinks in his chat.

06:34:09.260 --> 06:34:11.700
I'm sorry.

06:34:11.700 --> 06:34:15.620
I'll read your books tonight.

06:34:15.620 --> 06:34:20.620
Do you know how to read? I don't even believe you. I don't even think you know how to read a book.

06:34:22.620 --> 06:34:24.620
What is he doing? Why is he so silent?

06:34:24.620 --> 06:34:26.620
I don't know. What is he doing?

06:34:26.620 --> 06:34:27.620
I'm trying to fix your chat.

06:34:27.620 --> 06:34:28.620
Why is he waiting?

06:34:28.620 --> 06:34:30.620
Don't read your chat, bro. Don't cheat.

06:34:30.620 --> 06:34:32.620
I'm not reading my chat, bro.

06:34:32.620 --> 06:34:35.620
Bring him a coach and you're gonna get your ass kicked!

06:34:35.620 --> 06:34:39.620
I'm not. I don't have a coach, first of all. She's on the same skill level as me, Curly.

06:34:39.620 --> 06:34:44.620
My brain's... I lost whatever skill I had in chess today. We're all equal.

06:34:45.620 --> 06:34:49.780
Is it my turn?

06:34:49.780 --> 06:34:53.140
He had mate like this, but we didn't see it.

06:34:53.140 --> 06:34:54.640
We would have lost.

06:34:54.640 --> 06:34:57.940
Okay, we're still fighting.

06:34:57.940 --> 06:34:58.940
We're alive.

06:34:58.940 --> 06:35:01.900
We're back in the game, baby.

06:35:01.900 --> 06:35:05.180
We had mate in two.

06:35:05.180 --> 06:35:07.180
We could have been tricky, but we're still alive.

06:35:07.180 --> 06:35:08.980
This is another chance at life.

06:35:08.980 --> 06:35:11.540
If she's hung out with me so long, she's losing brain sense.

06:35:11.540 --> 06:35:13.060
No, this is not over.

06:35:13.060 --> 06:35:17.540
This is the only, if I go home and we didn't want a single game today, I will never, ever

06:35:17.540 --> 06:35:18.540
return.

06:35:18.540 --> 06:35:20.540
Um, you played it right?

06:35:20.540 --> 06:35:21.540
Yes.

06:35:21.540 --> 06:35:22.540
Okay.

06:35:22.540 --> 06:35:23.540
Good move.

06:35:23.540 --> 06:35:24.540
That was actually solid.

06:35:24.540 --> 06:35:25.540
Okay.

06:35:25.540 --> 06:35:26.540
That was a solid rook.

06:35:26.540 --> 06:35:27.540
All right.

06:35:27.540 --> 06:35:29.020
You need to think when he's playing.

06:35:29.020 --> 06:35:30.900
It's under two minutes on the tournament.

06:35:30.900 --> 06:35:33.100
If you get under time pressure, you're going to start panicking.

06:35:33.100 --> 06:35:35.500
So you'd play under time pressure.

06:35:35.500 --> 06:35:37.420
Pressure makes time and time makes pressure.

06:35:37.420 --> 06:35:38.420
No idea.

06:35:38.420 --> 06:35:41.380
You know in F and CS, there are 30 seconds on moving zone.

06:35:41.380 --> 06:35:42.900
I needed to get a refresh in 20.

06:35:42.900 --> 06:35:46.020
unknown told me what did I do I died and I started spectating him and I saw him do it

06:35:49.140 --> 06:35:50.740
obviously I'm let I'll let you handle this

06:35:51.540 --> 06:35:57.140
but I need pieces to win oh fries I lost a plumber

06:35:59.940 --> 06:36:04.180
if you would just not give everything away I might actually have a chance

06:36:04.180 --> 06:36:09.940
What would Magnus Carteson do?

06:36:09.940 --> 06:36:11.260
Again, he-

06:36:11.260 --> 06:36:12.260
Carlson!

06:36:12.260 --> 06:36:15.260
He's fighting his name.

06:36:15.260 --> 06:36:16.260
Okay.

06:36:16.260 --> 06:36:17.260
We're fighting now.

06:36:17.260 --> 06:36:18.260
I'm gonna ban this e-mail to my job.

06:36:18.260 --> 06:36:19.260
Is it my turn, Liz?

06:36:19.260 --> 06:36:20.260
Ah, yes.

06:36:20.260 --> 06:36:21.260
Try to think on our time.

06:36:21.260 --> 06:36:22.260
We're gonna flag him.

06:36:22.260 --> 06:36:23.260
I got you.

06:36:23.260 --> 06:36:24.260
I don't-

06:36:24.260 --> 06:36:25.260
He's under one minute.

06:36:25.260 --> 06:36:26.260
I got you.

06:36:26.260 --> 06:36:27.260
I don't know.

06:36:27.260 --> 06:36:28.260
I don't know.

06:36:28.260 --> 06:36:29.260
I don't know.

06:36:29.260 --> 06:36:30.260
I don't know.

06:36:30.260 --> 06:36:31.260
I don't know.

06:36:31.260 --> 06:36:32.260
I don't know.

06:36:32.260 --> 06:36:36.120
I got you under one minute. Time is just as important as

06:36:36.680 --> 06:36:39.380
I'm just gonna keep it. No, don't pray move

06:36:39.780 --> 06:36:44.380
You move before he moved. Okay. It's my turn. Be careful because we do that and he's attacking we lose peace

06:36:44.500 --> 06:36:47.900
Luckily, you did a really good move the next time you do that. You might lose material. Yes, ma'am

06:36:47.900 --> 06:36:49.400
But that was really good what you did

06:36:49.400 --> 06:36:52.260
Be careful though because we're gonna get yep, that's I know what to do

06:36:52.260 --> 06:36:57.260
I know I know I know I know I know because I'm not gonna do there. I know I know I'm not doing that

06:36:57.700 --> 06:36:59.700
but if I do this also

06:36:59.700 --> 06:37:09.700
just don't lose honestly because wait just let me focus please because I'm just

06:37:09.700 --> 06:37:18.420
gonna take it over I don't know we're gonna it's up to you

06:37:18.420 --> 06:37:23.420
I've got a plan.

06:37:23.420 --> 06:37:25.420
I don't know, okay.

06:37:25.420 --> 06:37:26.420
Oh, we're checked.

06:37:26.420 --> 06:37:28.420
You just have to not get made it.

06:37:28.420 --> 06:37:30.420
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

06:37:30.420 --> 06:37:32.420
Wait.

06:37:32.420 --> 06:37:34.420
That's...

06:37:34.420 --> 06:37:36.420
Wait, let me focus.

06:37:36.420 --> 06:37:37.420
Sorry.

06:37:37.420 --> 06:37:38.420
It's fine, it's fine.

06:37:38.420 --> 06:37:39.420
Everything's fine.

06:37:39.420 --> 06:37:40.420
It's fine.

06:37:40.420 --> 06:37:41.420
Oh.

06:37:41.420 --> 06:37:43.420
Everything's fine, it's fine.

06:37:48.420 --> 06:37:49.420
Okay.

06:37:49.420 --> 06:37:55.420
We have to win one game today, we can't.

06:37:55.420 --> 06:37:59.420
From frozen chat it's just actual thrice.

06:37:59.420 --> 06:38:02.420
Okay, it's my turn.

06:38:02.420 --> 06:38:04.420
Okay, do it.

06:38:04.420 --> 06:38:06.420
Do it.

06:38:06.420 --> 06:38:08.420
So the winning.

06:38:08.420 --> 06:38:12.420
Take a minute left, I would focus up.

06:38:12.420 --> 06:38:17.420
Burger might actually win.

06:38:17.420 --> 06:38:19.420
Here, I'm gonna do this.

06:38:19.420 --> 06:38:21.420
Blast!

06:38:23.420 --> 06:38:29.420
I know, I know, because if I go here, but then you're gonna have to be forced into this back to my truck.

06:38:29.420 --> 06:38:35.420
I mean, I have to, so I would probably just take it safe and go there.

06:38:35.420 --> 06:38:49.780
I can't believe we played Chesle today and this was the last resort.

06:38:49.780 --> 06:38:51.580
I appreciate you helping me.

06:38:51.580 --> 06:38:52.580
It's okay.

06:38:52.580 --> 06:38:53.580
I believe in you Roberto.

06:38:53.580 --> 06:38:54.580
What was his full name?

06:38:54.580 --> 06:38:55.580
Roberto, that's good.

06:38:55.580 --> 06:38:56.580
No, no, it was something else.

06:38:56.580 --> 06:38:57.580
I'll call me Stumble Roberto.

06:38:57.580 --> 06:38:58.980
No, no, it wasn't that.

06:38:58.980 --> 06:39:04.660
You know what, I have full faith.

06:39:04.660 --> 06:39:05.860
I want you to win without me.

06:39:05.860 --> 06:39:06.360
What?

06:39:06.360 --> 06:39:07.060
Oh, no, you farted.

06:39:07.060 --> 06:39:08.460
Yes, 30 seconds.

06:39:08.460 --> 06:39:09.160
No, no.

06:39:09.160 --> 06:39:10.060
Just please.

06:39:10.060 --> 06:39:10.960
I just want to get off of the win.

06:39:10.960 --> 06:39:11.760
One plan.

06:39:11.760 --> 06:39:12.260
OK.

06:39:16.160 --> 06:39:17.760
I believe in you, Roberto.

06:39:17.760 --> 06:39:19.260
You're actually making me play by myself right now?

06:39:19.260 --> 06:39:23.660
You can win, but you need to find the win.

06:39:23.660 --> 06:39:25.660
But if you don't see the win, we're screwed.

06:39:30.160 --> 06:39:30.560
Yes.

06:39:30.560 --> 06:39:31.760
Go with your gut.

06:39:31.760 --> 06:39:32.460
OK.

06:39:32.460 --> 06:39:35.620
Winning move after this.

06:39:35.620 --> 06:39:36.380
This is distracting.

06:39:36.380 --> 06:39:37.580
I'm trying to get off.

06:39:37.580 --> 06:39:40.700
OK, you won one.

06:39:40.700 --> 06:39:41.980
Are you?

06:39:41.980 --> 06:39:43.700
OK, but you can't lose this.

06:39:43.700 --> 06:39:44.820
This is just you, Roberto.

06:39:55.300 --> 06:39:55.800
My gosh.

06:40:02.460 --> 06:40:11.860
I'm not kidding, it's because I got a phone call.

06:40:11.860 --> 06:40:13.860
Oh my soul, it's because I got a phone call.

06:40:13.860 --> 06:40:15.860
Oh my days, it's because I got a phone call.

06:40:15.860 --> 06:40:16.860
I want to force it.

06:40:16.860 --> 06:40:20.060
Oh, yes, yes, just get a draw, get a draw.

06:40:20.060 --> 06:40:21.260
Please, for God's sake, don't lose.

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Oh my God, he gains time.

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It's okay.

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Go back.

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No, no, no, yes.

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No, no!

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Oh.

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You can draw this.

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If you can trade pawns, it's an automatic draw

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because you can't checkmate with a knight.

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No!

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Yes!

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You're over-sucking-

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You're so proud you suck!

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You over-fucking-

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You suck!

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You suck!

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Let's go!

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Do it something me do it do it, and he did it, and I did it.

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Like this, open up chest, when you, when a dog takes a poop on the floor, you show him his poop, you don't just let the dog go wrong.

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Check, wow.

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No, no, no, it's just.

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I sold three checkmates?

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I got it, I got it, show me, show me.

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Where was the mate?

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Oh my god!

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Oh my f**k!

06:41:26.880 --> 06:41:28.380
Where was the mate though?

06:41:28.380 --> 06:41:30.380
Chad, where was the mate?

06:41:30.380 --> 06:41:32.380
Because it's so like a cleanser.

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You kept trying to close during a tough end game and it paid off with one of my favorite

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opening moves because the game can go in many fun directions.

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I like what you're thinking.

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Building a strong defense, you can pick up a free pawn.

06:41:45.820 --> 06:41:47.860
You captured a free pawn.

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Where was the mate?

06:41:48.860 --> 06:41:52.860
Nice find. You found the only move in this position.

06:41:54.860 --> 06:41:58.860
Nice vision spotting. Good job. That's what I would have played too.

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You are threatening to force eventual checkmate.

06:42:03.860 --> 06:42:05.860
Yeah, but how? How?

06:42:11.860 --> 06:42:14.860
Oh, I had to sack the queen!

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that Jack come on that's not that easy for me I'm new it's a group I'm just the

06:42:20.140 --> 06:42:25.840
queen levy would have literally hugged me if I did that do that's not easy guys

06:42:25.840 --> 06:42:32.980
I'm new I'm new I don't think about that I'm always scared of losing my queen oh

06:42:32.980 --> 06:42:40.840
well chat it's safe to say if we play rod in the tournament we are fine I don't

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about anybody else, but it's safe to say if we play wrong, we are fine.

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There was another one.

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You are now able to force eventual checkmate show show.

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Okay, you can now win with a forced checkmate.

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Your opponent is lucky.

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You did not spot the checkmate.

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Wait, what? Show. Xg2 is a miss.

06:43:23.360 --> 06:43:26.160
Wait, is bishop here, mate? Because

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take, take...

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Can a king kill a queen? I thought king could kill a queen.

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Oh, it's the same one wait sack Queen your opponent is lucky you did not spot the checkmate

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Oh

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Now don't you mean

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Sack clean was sacrificed for checkmate guys. That's not easy. I'm not good guys. I'm not good guys

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guys, bomo, bomo, wow.

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Nice job spotting the weakness of the bathrobe and checkmating your opponent.

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I'm so nasty.

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I won't, chat.

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Chat, I'm good.

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You ruined my day, you dog shit clown.

06:44:26.220 --> 06:44:28.540
Yo, Jackson, shut the fuck up.

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Chat, I'm good.

06:44:32.580 --> 06:44:33.420
I'm good.

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I'm being wrong every time.

06:44:38.700 --> 06:44:40.420
Cases, oh, it's too late.

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Chat tomorrow.

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What a lie, bro, what a lie.

06:44:44.900 --> 06:44:46.180
Chat, cases tomorrow, it's too late.

06:44:46.180 --> 06:44:47.540
I gotta get it off.

06:44:47.540 --> 06:44:50.300
Chabargo probably play chats, bro.

06:44:50.300 --> 06:44:52.460
I'm gonna just chill, enjoy my night.

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Tournament is in three days.

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England is in four days, guys.

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Ah, chat, I love you guys.

06:44:59.580 --> 06:45:01.500
One last thing before I head off.

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Oh, and in case I don't see ya.

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Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

