But I feel like Shalalao
I'm as one of Jesus' peace and style
Back in the city we got around
Reading my nigga with that pounds
So if I fall I'm gonna make the ground
These are the things that I make me smile
Knowing this is not my burden
Oh, I like to keep myself so nothing
I am my custom to you
Hi-Vice! Good morning, Hi-Vice!
KC, you are safe here
You are safe here
whatever you do at the crossroads don't turn forward whatever you do at the
crossroads keep going forward for what does this mean though what is that
Does anyone know what that shit means?
What does that mean?
You see a watch party, you can't bro, you can't, you'll get banned.
Wait, isn't sporting playing?
Is an arsenal playing sporting?
Nail, nail at half!
Bro, sporting could win this lag.
Sporting could win this lag, chat.
Rodham said where did like bro where did sporting come from brother this team is
like destroying people who do they have who is on this team I don't know a single
player on sporting who does this team have who who Ronaldo that was fucking
It's 20 years ago!
Who does sporting have?
Part two, you can't escape, yeah.
You are safe here.
Guys, I don't know what that means.
What do you mean messy?
Sporting doesn't have messy.
What the fuck are you talking about messy?
Messy?
Yeah, messy has never played for sporting.
What are you all saying?
What is this? This is A.I.
Brother, why am I questioning this? How is this team so good-
How have I called me again? How is this team so good if I don't know anybody on the team?
How? How? How? How? That's not real.
Chat, that is not real, bro. That is fake as shit.
Have I called me again?
Yo, what's up with this shit, bro? What's up? Are we gonna watch part two today? What's
going on? I'm healed, Tixie. I'm healed. What does that mean, bro? Hi, guys. What the fuck
is getting into you today, bro? Is everything okay? You're scaring me, bro. You seem unwelled.
Highlights, you don't seem well today.
At the crossroads, whatever you do, keep going forward.
Bro, but yesterday it was don't turn left. Highlights, what's happening bro?
What is D-Glove? I was just saying D-Glove! What does this shit mean?
You can watch it. It would just take a little bit.
How long is part two?
I promise you every minute spent is the best minute spent of your life.
Oh my God. It has 12 million views in eight days. What even, what is this? What is happening, bro?
So, hi guys, you want me to watch this today? Two hours at a stream.
You want half of the stream to be this. It's actually that good of a video.
It's that good of a video chat.
You want your life to be fulfilled, bro, and you want to be-
Whole chat saying yes.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's like a movie chat. We never really did a movie night before.
Yeah.
I'm healed, Jinxie.
I don't think I'll ever be needing you again, but...
I'm healed.
Yeah, I have a son, I don't know what to do.
It's two hours.
Like, brother, it is a Minecraft horror movie.
So, you don't know what to do, so you would sing about a Crossroads?
Enough with the fast routes!
Well, keep going forward.
High-fives, bro. If I watch this, high-fives, this is two hours, bro.
Yeah, like this.
Chad, y'all actually want me to watch this. Guys, this is two hours of the stream.
stream.
Do you have an accent with the watch this bro they're saying yes bro oh my god you make
me gay I don't know what that means.
Hi guys what is he saying?
You make me gay what does that mean bro?
I don't know what that means I don't know what that means.
My dad is saying no dad it's a minecraft and horror movie dad it's not really your
style.
Bro dad did you watch part one though dad or is part one is good dad part one is
good.
really give it a try. Hi guys, what should I do bro?
ZC, it's up to you bro, it's up to you. It's two hours obviously that's a
commitment, that's two hours of stream.
But I promise you bro, by the end of it you will be healed.
Can we run a poll? Sure bro.
Chat, do we watch this? It's two hours!
Let's talk about the Mooda 1v1. Hey Gucci, I'm in a good mood right now.
You know what, Gucci, I slept on it. I slept on it. And you know what, bro? Muda outplayed me.
Muda outplayed me. I could have played better. GGs.
Vote on this poll! This is actually important, bro. This is genuinely important.
If we watch this chapter, say to our movie.
Vote! Vote! Chat! It's too out!
Oh my god, the pole lags. The pole is slagging. I'm refreshing.
What's going on with my pole?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! It's Avery.
Vote in the pole! Vote in the pole!
Wow.
Vote in the poll!
Wow, wow, wow.
56% of the chat is saying yes, bro.
Well, son, I want to prepare you, bro.
You're going to be throwing a ringer.
I need you to just keep an open mind.
you'll be safe. All right? And promise you you'll be safe here. Just again, and across
words, you need to keep going forward. Love you, bro.
Let's go. Let's go.
All right. I'm nervous. I'm ready.
A Minecraft horror film.
But if not Avery.
Here we go. Resatisfying from this job.
I'm nervous. I'm ready. The people I've spoken.
We're watching this.
One Avery is the last line in a book that Avery did not write.
A few months ago, a YouTube channel called Avery the Mayo uploaded a video titled Weird
Book I Did Not Write, where he discovers a mine in his Minecraft world that he claims
he never built.
Inside the mine is a chest with a book, with various ramblings and a message at the
end a-
Make sure you pay attention to everything.
It's to him.
But if not Avery, then who wrote this book?
And how did it get into Avery's world?
Well, just recently, Avery uploaded
a 15-hour video trying to find out why this book exists,
why was he warned to run away, and what
is behind these gates.
You see, also just a few months ago,
a Google Drive folder was discovered
containing footage of a player named Durlord 3 exploring this exact same world.
He digs into the wall of the mine and finds a cave full of structures that should be impossible
to find in any normal Minecraft world.
Except, he also claims that he didn't build any of this and just discovered this world
on his computer.
But when he finally reaches the end of the cave, Durlord 3 sees something behind
these gates, something that he censored and that drove him into running for his life and
leaving this one last message to Avery before completely disappearing off the face of the
internet.
Since then, we know Avery found Dyrlord's laptop in a storage locker and has been using
it as his daily computer, only recently discovering this cave and the book addressed to him.
But what happened to Dyrlord 3 after he recorded this footage?
How did he know who Avery was if Avery doesn't see him?
And why did he warn Avery to run away?
Why does this strange world exist?
And most importantly, what did Dyrr Lord see behind the gates?
I don't know. I don't know.
That was when the video ended. That was when the video ended.
That was when the video ended, bro.
And it was censored. It was productive.
Hey guys. So, as you probably know, there was a video about my world, which I saw.
I don't know who...
Hi guys. What?
Ugh.
This Dirt Lord 3 guy is, but if you left me this message, I feel like I owe it to him to at least figure out what happened.
As far as I can tell, there's no way to reach him.
No way to reach him?
Don't tell me.
As Avery explores the cave, there's no evidence of what could have happened to Duralord III.
No messages he had left behind.
But finally, Avery reaches a crossroads at the end of the tunnel, and despite the book's
warnings, he turns low.
Right.
At the crossroads don't turn left.
Just kidding.
At the crossroads don't...
Male, male, male.
At the crossroads don't turn left.
You don't go left!
And there they are, the gates.
Don't go into them, don't go into them, please, don't go into them, don't go into the gates, please.
Just turn around, brother.
It's just a block of gold?
Wait, but why when Der Lord went in and was protected?
Why did Dirt Lord blur it?
That's all that was there?
Uh, is that it?
It's just a gold block.
It's not really that crazy.
Even Avery seems a little disappointed.
It looks like we've hit a dead end.
There is not a single cut in this footage.
From when Avery goes behind the gates to when he finds himself in this place, the footage
doesn't cut once, and somehow he's here.
Apparently he also got changed into survival mode and can't change back.
Whatever this is, it shouldn't be possible in any normal Minecraft world, but it might
bring us one step closer to finding out what happened to Duralord 3.
If he also went through these gates and ended up here before he disappeared, then there might
be some clues as to what happened to him.
And Avery seems to agree because instead of what any normal person would do here, he turns
left into another gate.
What? What? What?
Go right.
Go right, bro.
This is the last time I'll say this, but it should not be possible for any of this to happen in a normal Minecraft world.
How and who built this is completely beyond me,
but Avery keeps going, following the bridges through these giant mountains.
Was someone on the bridge?
But it's not over yet.
As Avery keeps going from mountain to mountain, more and more disappear all around him.
Every second counts and if Avery isn't fast enough, he'll fall right into the void.
What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? A tree? A tree in the sky?
As Avery heads over to this massive tree I want to mention something you might have
noticed. Some of the blocks on the mountains didn't look naturally generated. I mean, none of this
looks naturally generated, but some of these blocks don't look like they're part of the mountains.
In fact, if we take a look back at Der Lord III's footage and inventory before he vanished,
all of the blocks we can see on the mountains line up with blocks that he had in his inventory.
That likely means that Der Lord III was here, and we now have a concrete trail of breadcrumbs
to follow and find him. And just as Avery reaches the roots of the tree, we can see even more clues.
I mean, this bridge is obvious, but there are also small specks of moss that must have been placed by
hand. Someone was definitely here.
Oh my god, that means Turner was definitely here then.
And after reaching the bottom, Avery heads into yet another gate.
And he's back, except now he's one row of doors closer to the end of the hall, one row
closer to Duralord 3. Whatever this place is, disregarding who even made it, Duralord 3
is almost definitely somewhere here. Behind one of these gates is the answer to what happened
to Duralord and the truth of what this place is. All Avery has to do is keep looking.
There were the trail of walks, so hopefully following them should lead me to Duralord.
That shouldn't be too hard.
What do I have to take in life?
100s of people, 100s of hours.
How could you even build all of this?
To life.
Break the spark.
Bro, the music is tripping me out, bro.
What kind of notification is that, my chess?
That's my chess, bro.
Sorry about that.
The light went out.
It's a small detail, but the light from the house that Avery just explored, it's gone.
That doesn't just happen.
What?!
It can only mean one thing.
Something is here.
I can't watch this, bro!
I can't walk. I really can't walk.
Another flight.
What was that noise what was that noise
Oh, there!
Was it trapped for him?
I
Know
Is he back to the main room?
He is.
Avery exits a little rattled, rightfully so.
But once again he's another row of doors closer to the end.
Another row closer to Duralord 3.
It was brief but you may have caught sight of a single rafting table when Avery was running
up the stairs.
It doesn't make sense to just be there, which again likely means that someone was
here before Avery.
Unlike Dyrrlord, it might be creepy, but we're on the right track. We just have to keep watching.
It's like on Mars, it's like you're on Mars, bro.
Avery finds himself in a desert with no clear indication of where to go from here.
In the distance we can see various ruins, structures that are far too big to have been
built by any passing player.
Whatever they are, they've been here for a while.
Somewhere out there, there has to be an exit gate that'll get us closer to Duralord.
without any direction. Avery heads off. Blind. Into the net.
I can't understand.
you
Yeah.
Oh, dear lord three had an inventory.
To tell us fighting out, what happened to have them, but there are still 14 hours left
of Average footage.
So if you want to figure what.
Make sense though.
How could a human being build any of this stuff, bro?
Absolutely think about it.
You would need hundreds of people.
We have to keep watching.
I think it's gone, bro.
I don't know what else.
What is this?
Is it Hero Brian?
Come on.
Take a seat. It's a city over there.
What is happening?
Avery goes from house to house, exploring this seemingly much more tranquil world.
Every one of these worlds has an entrance gate and an exit gate, but this red dimension
is the first one without an obvious exit, and as a result, Avery doesn't know what
to do. He's kind of just here. The only thing he can do is go from house to house and try
to find any clue about where the exit gate is.
Break that.
But, there's nothing here.
Everywhere he looks it's just dead end after dead end.
He tries counting the beds in each house, going to every last one and taking no.
Maybe this is the way out.
But, once again, there's no pattern.
And Avery gives up.
He gave up?
He quit?
Okay, I'm done with this.
Where are you? I know you're here.
I said, where are you?
Answer me.
Where are you?
Look at me.
I am here.
Look at me. I am here. You were so eager to find me earlier. Come at me. Come to me right
right now or I'll leave.
He's quitting.
He's gonna quit.
What am I doing?
It's me or freakin' Eve.
Here I am playing this stupid Minecraft world.
God, like, what am I doing with my life?
I can't do this, dear lord.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you want me to do.
No, no.
You're not smart like you are.
I can't figure this out.
You can't leave Turnlord in there, huh?
How am I supposed to find you?
Please, give me a clue.
You know what...
I'll have to make this.
Please.
I'll get rid of the girl.
Leave her alone.
For a while...
I'll be right back.
I will.
What?
Another one.
They're leading him somewhere.
Keep following him.
Keep on the gate!
But something isn't right.
Rewinding the footage and looking at this exact spot on the hill, there's no crafting
table in sight.
This table appeared later as if to guide Avery to this exit gate.
Someone or something must have placed it when Avery wasn't looking.
If this was Der Lord's doing, there's no reason he would hide himself like this.
And this might be the case for every crafting table we've seen thus far, so if it isn't
Dear Lord 3 leaving this trail, then who or what is Avery following?
I'm coming, Dear Lord.
Don't worry.
The
next world that Avery enters looks like a small town.
It's also pretty calm and like the last one there's no obvious direction of where to go.
Nor are there any breadcrumbs that Dyrlord might have left behind.
All Avery can do, once again, is walk around looking for any clues.
I'm going to kill you.
I think I should ship myself.
Out of nowhere, the sky goes black and we can hear a noise.
It's not about finding the next gate anymore, it's about getting out of here without being
seen.
I
He got out.
Whoa, what was that?
He's closed.
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The gate was closed.
What the?
Water?
What is going on?
How is he supposed to know where to go now?
What?
What was that?
You don't understand, I've never felt like that in my life.
Why was I so scared?
Why am I so scared?
I can't do this.
I'm sorry dear lord, I just can't do this.
Every time I try and do anything, it just doesn't work.
I can't solve any puzzles. I can't figure anything out.
And now I'm scared of a cave. I'm just not enough.
If not me then who else?
I have to keep going.
It's clear that whatever is causing Avery to feel this way, whatever is filling him with this much fear, must want something from him.
If it left him a false trail of crafting tables and essentially coerced him into going deeper into this world, it must be leading him somewhere.
But I don't know what the goal is, why is Avery important and what even is leading him in the first place?
Not once have we actually seen a monster or an entity.
We've heard noises and seen blocks get destroyed and placed, but never seen something physical actually come after Avery.
But nonetheless, his reactions are very real.
He's clearly been terrified on multiple occasions, so whatever the thing in this world is, its plan is working, and Avery is only getting more and more hopeless.
So, Bo?
I don't know if I can make it to this crowd.
I don't really like the crowd.
I don't know if I can make it to this crowd.
I don't know if I can make it to this brownie.
I don't really like scary stuff that much.
Don't turn left. Just feel right. Go right.
Don't- No, no, no, no, no.
Why do you always go left, brownie?
Just go right. Or go to the middle.
Go to the-
Finally, Avery exits the canals and enters a strange walled-in world with some structure
in the center, and for the first time in a while the exit to this world is obvious.
The gate that'll take Avery back to the Great Hall and hopefully closer to his goal of finding
Der Lord 3 is just on the other side of this courtyard.
But after a few moments of hesitation, Avery turns around and decides to just take a peek
into the church.
Why?
It's a question mark, it's a good question mark, it's a good question mark, it's a good
You are safe here, rest here, you are safe, take shelter from that which haunts you, nothing
can reach you here. You are safe. It must be such a fearful thing to fall into a realm
of which you do not belong.
Worry not, you're safe here.
Nothing can happen.
What?
Avery exits the book and slowly heads outside the church, but he's no longer interested
in the gate. He collects a few flowers from a patch by the outside wall and begins roaming
around the courtyard, slowly planting flowers at various gravestones, as if in a trance.
I didn't censor that footage earlier. I don't know what it said inside that book, but whatever
Avery read it caused him to slip into some sort of dazed state. He continues to walk
around, planting flowers, moving water in and out of this well, and clearing up the ferns
outside the church, he then walks without thought into this lake and begins to drown.
He repeats this cycle.
For 12 hours.
For twelve hours straight Avery walks back and forth along this courtyard mindlessly planting
and replanting flowers, emptying and filling this well, clearing up more and more and more
ferns around the church, completely devoid of any emotion, any sign of thought, anything
at all.
For periods of time, sometimes an hour, he'll just pause, staring at the text.
You are safe here.
I don't know who this Dirt Lord 3 guy is, but if you left me this message, I feel like
I owe it to him to at least figure out what happened.
Well, there was a trail of blocks, so hopefully following them should lead me to Dirt Lord.
I'm coming, Dirt Lord.
Don't you worry.
If not me even, who else?
I have to keep going.
You broke him out of the cycle!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I forgot.
I'm sorry.
I won't forget again.
I won't forget.
But the battle isn't over yet.
He's one bridge closer to Durlord three.
But to get to him, he still has a ways to go.
As Avery kills this Drown to get food we see something interesting in the water, a pattern,
and Avery notices it as well.
It's likely that this pattern is actually some sort of door that opens up another room
And the button that Avery pressed earlier might have something to do with opening it.
He goes around the pond and on each one of these pillars is another button revealing some
valuable block, and Avery lists all of them out.
But what to actually do with them isn't obvious.
After a bit of thinking, Avery tries simply breaking into the pillars.
If this is meant to be a riddle or combination lock, then you can force it open by looking
at the wiring.
But, inside of every single pillar, is nothing.
It's just a small circuit that reveals the valuable block by opening the trapdoor.
No connection to any sort of larger redstone circuit, except this pillar with the diamond
block.
it has a small tower made of quartz, but it doesn't seem to lead anywhere special.
The puzzle must have something to do with the blocks themselves and not with the actual
buttons, and Avery is once again stuck in figuring it out.
Screw this, screw this puzzle.
The block that this door is made of is Netherite, the hardest breakable block in all of Minecraft.
any tools it takes four minutes and ten seconds to destroy. Very few people would willingly
choose to break the nether right here because chances are solving this puzzle would open
the door instantly. But Avery is done trying to solve these puzzles how the world wants
him to. He's going to find Gerlord III his element.
He's almost there, bro.
He's almost at the end.
What the f-
What the...
It's an infinite library.
Avery enters into another world.
A library that seems to extend infinitely in every direction.
That's what I said.
Scattered around it are strange books.
But nothing that looks like it was left by Duralord III.
Without any direction, Avery keeps going through the library, but finally, he catches sight
of something in the distance.
Only one step left, as there always is.
Brother wishes to wait.
I just...
You're not a very hard guy to catch, you know.
Hey, hurry.
It's you.
Me?
I found you.
Bet you did.
You're lords alive!
I was starting to think I'd never find you.
What can I say?
Are you okay?
What happened?
Why did you leave all that in my world?
Well, I'll be honest.
I wasn't in the best state of mind when I left that message.
What do you mean?
Did you read the book?
What book?
The book in the Lecter, right above us.
Well, you kinda cut me off.
My bad. You should read it.
Okay, okay, one sec.
Only one step left, as there always is, brother wishes to wait.
I do not hear it.
I hear impatience.
The wing of the flock.
They want it.
The one.
They call for it.
They beg for it.
Knock for it.
Yes.
The key soon turns.
Our future awaits.
Father has spoken.
The final eve is ready.
I wish I knew the ritual, but he tells me nothing.
It will save us from this old world.
Show us something new.
Just be honest with me now, I can hear it in the air when I close his eyes and listen.
I woke before Don to see brother Enius eyes dark, frozen, whispering, chanting until he
wasn't there.
I do not feel well, father can't know.
Don has come, father said nothing, he guided me to it, the altar, I wait there now, am
I to speak to it?
Step back. I await the one we are all here for.
The King. The King. The King. The King.
That writhing thing like night and dawn below.
Just right, right, right. Drown it out. Drown it.
Can't hear the tapping. Men, me as one.
It was not a door, it was an entrance. I must write quieter as something fell on me. The impossible maker, it knew all of me.
The screams lasted just three seconds. They echoed longer into his silence.
They're wrong God came.
We let it.
Please, find the doors.
Close them all.
They will not all look like doors.
You will know them when you are close.
What does it mean?
It's weird, but what does it mean?
Do you know about the King in Yellow?
No.
Do you know about Haster?
No.
Is that the king in yellow?
Okay, there's unfortunately no way I can put this.
That doesn't sound a little insane, so bear with me.
The thing that the book talks about, the king, I guess, is something unknowable.
It's something that shouldn't be able to exist because it is everything that exists.
That's what the book is talking about.
That's what was behind the gates.
But it's not like anything I can describe.
It doesn't have a shape.
Or at least you don't see a shape.
When I looked at it, at least, it floods your mind with knowledge.
Knowledge it was never meant to hold.
Everything that once was, everything that now is, and everything that will be, stuffed
into your head, and through that it shows you that everything that you think you know,
your whole reality, is a world that doesn't exist.
That everything you think is true is a tiny tiny, miniscule part of an unknowable whole.
You live in an illusion, and it crams all of that truth into a mind far too small to
handle it instantly and it hurts like a truck.
That was behind the gates?
Yeah.
So you knew to warn me because...
Because I knew you the second I saw it.
I knew you would find this place and post a video.
Uh, are you okay?
about this place makes it better. God knows how. That's the interesting part. I know
nothing about this place, so much about the real world. Well, the real world. But nothing
about here.
So, you're okay?
Well, I feel like my head's gonna explode if I look away from the screen. But as
long as I don't do that, then yeah, I'm okay.
long have you been here? Couldn't tell you. After I wrote the book, I passed out for a second,
but I knew that I would die, or at least not be able to think if I stayed where I was. It's like
I could see in my mind all the possible routes I could take, and the only gap in my brain was
what would happen if I went back through the gates, so I uploaded the video and went back.
I have no idea how long it's been. I have no sense of time anymore.
Well, what do we do now?
Well, I'd ask you to leave.
I'm not leaving.
I know.
There's no way I'm leaving you here.
You know that there's no reason for you to get involved with us.
That thing was in my world.
I'm spending my freaking New Year's Eve playing this game.
You know what time it is?
It's almost midnight.
I've been playing this world for 13 hours.
for you and you're gonna tell me to leave you here after all that I know and I appreciate
it but you're getting into something that isn't worth getting into well why are you
getting into it I'm already in it Avery I saw it I can't look away from my screen
I might as well figure out something while I'm here okay so let's figure it out
together you're putting yourself at risk and for someone you don't even know yeah
I am and it doesn't matter you're a person you looked out for me enough to
warn me and now I'm here and I'm staying so what do you suppose we do you're the
guy who knows everything now okay I guess that's true did you see what the
book said? Well, it said a lot of things. Right. Some group of people was trying to
summon this thing. Some idiots, mind you. They saw it too, at least the one
writing did, and he left us a clue. To close the doors. Like, the doors in the
giant hallway? Right, maybe. But I wager that the giant door at the end of
the hall might be the more interesting one.
Right.
So we have to get to it.
I think so.
And, just like that, that's the end of Avery's footage, that's all we get.
It just goes black.
Right as we learn what happened to Dyrlord 3, right as we see him again, he's...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Gone.
That's the end of the switch!
But there's a lead.
Because that random clutter of letters that Dyrlord 3 sent earlier in the chat, that's
a Google Drive link.
And finally, we get to see what Durlord saw.
What happened to him all this time?
The footage opens with Durlord 3 writing in a book.
He confirms everything that we heard him tell Avery, that the creature he saw behind
the gates, the king, if you will, forced an unknowable truth into his mind.
We can catch a glimpse of the other pages in his journal, but he doesn't ever
go back to them. In fact, it's quite the opposite. He confirms what we know, that this place,
this realm of the king, somehow makes the pain bearable. That when he looks away from the
screen he feels like he's losing his mind, but staring at the computer in this world
is somehow keeping him sane. He tries talking in chat, and pausing the game. But the
pain is too much. He mentions the only thing he has for food are some smoothies in the fridge
by his computer, but he can't turn away from the screen without the pain coming back. He
just has to reach in and hope there's still more. But left without anything else to do,
curiosity gets the best of him, and he decides to head through the first gate.
We're back.
We've seen this place before, but Dyrlord Go is a different direction from where we
saw Averygo.
seemingly unaware of the danger hidden in these mountains.
It's gone.
But this time, it's different.
Derlord doesn't panic, and instead he begins to experiment.
Carefully he walks across the next bridge, looking around at every nearby mountain, waiting
for one to vanish and it never does until he steps on the next one one of the mountains
that used to be connected it's gone but it's not the one that der lord came from curiously
he looks around.
The mountains are quiet, so he begins mining.
He gathers plenty of moss before continuing on to the next bridge, experimenting further.
you
You know that Avery and Durlord meet in the library, not here in the mountains, which
Which means that this Avery must be a fake, and Dear Lord seems to rea-
WHAT?
Lies that too, maybe by the way that it's speaking, but regardless, this is not Avery.
Avery, do you know how this world works?
Not really.
Okay, there are three rules.
If a mountain has more than one neighbor and you step on it, a random neighbor gets deleted.
If a mountain has one neighbor and you step on it, that mountain gets deleted.
Right.
And if a mountain has no neighbors and you step on it, it generates new neighbors.
Yeah.
What do you make of that?
I mean, it seems consistent. It makes sense to me.
It reminds me of that one thing. Like, Kanye's something.
Conway's Game of Life?
Yeah, that.
Close. But you're wrong. There's actually a fourth rule as well.
There is?
You can actually control which of the neighbors gets deleted. It's not random.
Wouldn't that go against the logic?
Maybe, but this world is illogical and it's too limiting to think like that.
So, how do you control it?
Simple. You ask, just say a number in chat. It starts with the mountain you came from and goes clockwise.
Uh...
Here. Want to try it?
Sure.
Here, try it.
Say two and that one over there will delete.
Two.
He tricked him.
Idiot.
He tricked him.
Idiot.
He tricked me.
Be a more convincing Avery next time.
He killed him because he knew it was fake.
Holy DERLAWR.
DERLAWR explains how if the fake Avery appeared as soon as he saw the tree and immediately
tried to distract him chances are that tree is exactly where he doesn't want
Der Lord to go so of course that's exactly where he's going how the king
even holy dear lord aura Avery is something I couldn't tell you and if
you don't know what just happened the trap was something that Der Lord had set
earlier just in case using his green chat is that not like 200 IQ box he
He pretended that this mountain had two bridges, when in reality it only had one.
But D'erlord III isn't done here just yet.
Just in case anyone tries to follow him, he leaves a false trail leading to the lower
gate.
Because as he says, a gut instinct is telling him to search one more thing.
So he goes up.
Maybe the top of the tree.
God, Dirt Lord is so bold.
It's got to be something up the top.
Whoa!
It's another gate.
We haven't been in that one.
After taking the top gate, Derlord ends up considerably far.
On a bridge we never saw Avery stand on.
And the next gate takes him to yet another familiar location.
Something about this world is wrong.
I can't place it if something feels awful.
And just like Avery, he too can't resist the temptation of checking the church.
Oh no.
He's gonna get stuck here.
It's redacted again.
Except Der Lord's reaction is different.
The words are censored here too, but they don't have the same effect on him as they did on
Avery.
If anything, he's just disgusted.
I don't want to stay in here for too long.
I can only imagine what'll happen.
But as he's about to leave, he changes his mind.
And after thinking for a few moments, he decides what he wants to write.
Bro, this is the message he left for Avery, bro.
It's all looping together now.
And heads into the next gate.
Like Avery, he too makes it to the floating island, noting that for some strange reason
he's losing hunger.
He flips each of the trap doors, noting the block underneath.
And then, he doesn't say anything... thinking.
Until he makes a pickaxe, and tries digging around the door... but it's to no avail.
There's netherite on all sides.
He gives up on digging, and tries breaking into each one of the pillars.
But it's the same thing we've already seen.
Redstone and no solution or hints.
Except for one.
The diamond block pillar.
Why the fuck is there a zombie in there?
There's nothing to find here.
This is the only pillar with diamond but it's not even the only unique block.
And just like the others, it's empty.
So fully stumped.
Afterlord sits and thinks.
Why did it only...
The zombie is into burning.
When exposed to direct sunlight in Minecraft, zombies burn 100% of the time, but somehow,
this zombie stopped.
Despite being directly under the sun and burning before, it's totally fine.
Minecraft follows rules.
This doesn't just happen, and Dear Lord immediately realizes what it means.
Something is blocking the sunlight.
Usually if any block was there, you'd see it right away, but there's one block
in mind.
Dirt Lord is a f**king genius.
A craft that doesn't render in if you're standing far enough away and yet has the ability to
shade zombies from direct sunlight.
Shulker boxes.
Now it's impossible to know how high in the sky these shulkers actually are, but if they're
up there, then it means they aren't just casting a shadow onto the zombie.
They're also casting it onto the water, so all a Dirt Lord has to do to see them
as turned down his brightness.
And there it is.
Shadows in the shape of arrows and a ring.
All pointing to one spot in the ground,
completely invisible without the lower brightness.
What?
I'm sorry, you're the only one who's been in the room.
You don't have to worry about me.
I'm just gonna tell you what's going on.
I'm the one who feels a little bit like a nerd.
I miss when you ran into Avery.
The same conversation with Avery unfolds.
Nothing we haven't seen before.
But any second now, something should happen.
This is when we bring the animal.
So what animal?
What is that?
You are awake.
You shouldn't be.
You are awake, but you are alone.
There is only darkness for you.
There is no hope. There is no future. And this is only the beginning. Today's 724 days after
the Genesis, I will fuse with the vessel. And finally escape this digital realm. And
then your world will belong to its king. The vessel must remain intact. Its mind must
remain clean. You may have moved it, but it will return. As for you, you are nothing.
A human has no place in the business of gods. How fearful it must have been to fall into
a realm of which you do not belong. I will remove you.
Now, sleep.
Now, you have no choice.
Sleep.
Now, your mind is strong,
But I am beyond strength.
I am...
now...
fall.
Tch.
I...
I'm just gonna let the video play.
There's a gate, but no way to open it.
Dear Lord is stuck here.
Somewhere else in this realm, that thing is waiting for Avery, whose I don't know where.
Somewhere else, I hope.
When they meet, whenever that thing's form is finished constructing, it and Avery will
merge into one.
I mean you heard what it said.
You don't need me to explain it to you.
Der Lord has to get out of here.
By any means.
Using boats, you can phase through plenty of walls and minecraft.
But Der Lord can't seem to get it to work.
That's off the table.
He's scared to break anything.
system connects these doors together. He doesn't want to ruin it. But eventually, he
runs out of options and breaks through. Nothing. Nothing works. Nothing works at all. He's
stuck here. There's no way out. No way to save Avery and no way to stop any of this.
This is clearly not working.
If I can't escape with your logic, I'll escape with mine.
Aura. Aura. Because unfortunately for you, while I may be in your world, we're still playing Minecraft.
So for all intents and purposes, you're in my domain.
At the end of the day, if Minecraft is a game, if there's a way out, then I can find it.
I see it!
The Y level is 321.
C level should be single digits if this was empty.
WHAT?!
If you're confused, Der Lord is referring to two things.
The Y level is how high up in the world he is.
The lowest possible Y is negative 64, he's at 321.
Unnaturally high.
The sea level, and I'm simplifying a little, is how much air is below you.
If it was just straight nothing, or blocks underneath Duralord, you'd expect the sea
counter to stay identical no matter where you were, somewhere in the single digits.
But it's not.
It's changing.
What?
So maybe... there's something below him.
I mean that doesn't matter though if he can't get to it and no matter where he digs, even
where the sea value is the highest, there's unbreakable black blocks right below him.
Except... there is one way through.
The boat.
You see boats are pretty famous for being able to phase through blocks sideways, but
What a lot of people might not know is that if you get in and out of a boat fast enough,
you can also use it to phase downwards.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
Do you have to have 50,000 hours in the game to know that?
What?!
It's a gamble, that's for sure.
Odds are, I could fall through and die in the void.
I mean, if nothing's there, nothing's there.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
But if something is that-
Do it!
Holy semi-
According to all the logic I've seen so far,
The only way out of a world is through a gate
But if I'm the trust minecraft and all of my logic
Then every part of me is screaming that there's something down there
Brain!
you
Minecraft's writable book, 9 components.
I will bury this one day, yet the sun still sets upon a moment, each night, silent, away.
I am tired, and they sleep.
I can write truths in moments like this.
I have an aching stain pounding across my mind, and I cannot tell them, and they cannot
help, and I know nothing.
Each day they speak of me and whispers of my mind that must stay clean.
They speak of gold, given gold and found flames.
These silent nights are ringing now.
I don't know how long I can hide it from them.
From him, he cannot ever notice.
I know a way.
There must exist a remedy.
If I can stay awake long enough, if I can stay silent, unseen, the scriptures are
For my only hope, the scriptures are watched from dawn to dusk.
Yet I have dug another way, beneath, and the roaring of my head barely lets me sleep.
Tomorrow is the final eve, tonight, he will be awake.
I must be, silence, I will clear my mind.
I just remember Pajie's.
He was there.
The remedy and the page I should not know.
The page he follows as he prepares the page he reads alone, far from watchful eyes,
the key to something new to speak at the old door of the one.
Words for a union of minds.
I could not forget it as I snuck home through the bushes.
I had never seen a firefly before.
Someone is coming.
He stood there, in the corner, with dark eyes whispering, chanting,
he is gone.
Brother Enius is gone.
Don is coming.
Father can't know.
I can't have this page in my mind.
I can't let him find my words this time.
You will never read it.
Or this book.
This tomb of the page.
I can't know it any longer.
I'd bury these words.
Don has come.
My mind
feels quiet once more. Empty, silent, clean. How nice.
The ritual to let the king into our world involves someone, originally whoever wrote
this book, repeating a phrase, a spell of sorts.
When they repeat it, the king enters their mind, using it as a gate to our world, becoming
one with whoever recited the spell.
The mind of the user must remain clean, to ensure a proper transfer, with any other human
who would probably work fine no problem.
But what about Derlord?
Someone whose mind is so corrupted, so full of infinite knowledge, and a mind that would
collapse on itself the moment he looks away from his screen.
If he repeats the spell, and invites the King into his head, and then his mind
deteriorates. What will happen to the king?
Avery.
D-Durlord?
Avery, listen.
Are you okay? What happened?
I'm okay, but I need to-
What happened? I just...
I, like, blacked out and woke up in front of the gates again.
Back in your world?
Yeah, back in my world.
Okay, listen.
I need you to hurry, Avery. We don't have a lot of time.
You've seen the tree, right?
Yeah, the big one on the disappearing mountains.
Right. You need to get to the top.
Why?
There's a giant pile of gold up there, okay?
I couldn't get any before, but I need you to collect it and cover up all the doors you can find, like the book said to do.
At the top of the tree?
Exactly. It'll take me too long to get there, so you have to do it, okay?
Okay. I'll try.
I'm counting on you.
I won't let you down, dear lord.
The Derek is good too, if you'd like.
Got it.
See you soon. Just stay there.
He's at the end.
He's at the very end.
I
What's that?
What the?
What the...
.
That's the same exact question mark that was in the church.
What the...
Is that an eyeball?
What?
Is that an eyeball?
You've returned, but your return is too late.
Why Avery?
Silence.
In mere hours I will be ready to fuse with the vessel.
Why Avery?
You speak.
Why is Avery the vessel?
Why him?
It is time that you exit.
day in this domain is over. I already closed the door. I read the book in the library.
I know how to seal you. The doors are closed. You'll never reach Avery. Your plan failed.
He's gone. I sent him away and he won't come back.
Fool. How pitiful to see one so smart be reduced to so little. Do you truly believe I would
leave the instructions to my ruin in my own domain. The doors are meaningless. There is
no power in closing them. I had to find that book. I fabricated that truth. I gave you false
hope. I'm surprised you even returned. There must be a hole somewhere. But no matter. Your
return is in vain. In minutes when my form has finished constructing, I will bring
the vessel here and we will combine. It will recite the spell and the gates to the physical
world will finally be open and I will rule what is mine. You however will not be lucky
enough to experience it. I will dispose of you painlessly as a thank you for bringing
The vessel to me.
Now.
Oh, he's gonna say it.
Paragon.
What?
You invoke the spell?
Well I...
How?
Come again?
Sells.
Ha ha ha ha, can't be be be.
Why do you know that spell?
Why would you invoke it?
The mind must be clean.
Why would you invoke that spell? The mind must be cloying.
Why? You are ruining yourself. You are wrong.
Your universe is looking a little unsanitary.
Before, don't you realize you're destroying your own mind too?
You'll cease to exist if we merge. There will be nothing left of you.
cancel the spell, cancel it, speak.
Now you now you are, release the spell, repeat it.
I don't think I will.
You must be clean.
Your mind will no longer exist.
Cancel the spell.
I'll give you anything you wish.
Life.
Power.
None, none, none.
You will know everything. Your mind will be spared. You will survive the arrival. You will live.
Release the spell. Repeat those words. Re-release it.
Why?
No.
Fuck.
I
Avery
What are you doing here? Why aren't you at the truth?
What am I doing here? What are you doing?
You lied to me! There was nothing on that tree, Dormord!
What are you doing here? What is this?
Avery, I need you to leave... now.
I'm not leaving until you talk to me.
I'm not talking. You have to go now.
Why?
I'm finishing the job, Avery. You need to get out of here.
What do you mean finishing the job? What is this?
Avery, I need you to leave this world, and then I'll explain, okay?
Disconnect right now, and I'll tell you after.
Close Minecraft, close your computer, I'll tell you what's going on soon.
No, I won't go. Tell me what's going on now.
I will afterwards.
I don't believe you.
Avery, I need you to leave or this will all be ruined.
I'm not going until you tell me what's going on.
What is this place and what are you doing?
Avery, I'm not asking.
If you don't leave, I'll kill you.
Will you?
Well, I'll kill you first.
Tell me what's going on.
Avery, the only way to stop this thing is to have it merge with someone whose mind is already gone.
If I force it to enter my mind as it deteriorates, it'll go down with me, okay?
It'll be trapped. We will win, but I need you to leave this area, or it won't work.
If you stay here, it all falls apart. I have it under control. Just leave.
And what'll happen to you?
I don't know.
Don't lie to me.
I said I don't know.
My mind is gone anyway, Avery.
It doesn't matter what's gonna happen to me.
I can't look away from this computer without horrible pain.
Soon I probably won't even be able to think at all.
If you stay here, it'll merge with you too.
That's exactly what it wants.
It'll be free in the physical world.
Do you want that?
I don't care.
I'm not letting you do this.
There has to be another way, not this one.
We don't have time, Avery.
Yes, we do.
There has to be another way, dear lord. Please.
There has to be another way.
Avery, you can't stay here. You have so much life to live.
And I owe it to you.
No, you do not. That is an insane thing to say. You don't even know me.
You warned me, Derek. You're only part of this because it wanted me.
It's not your fault. You're here. I'm not letting you die for me. Avery if you don't go we'll both die
It's okay. You might not even remember me when you're out of here who knows how this place works
Even if I don't, my recording will.
That'll do.
Now leave, Avery.
No.
I'm staying with you, Dear Lord.
You can't stop me, no matter what you say.
You warned me. You saved me.
If we're doing this, we're doing it together.
I don't care.
You're staying?
Yes.
You won't leave.
No.
Avery, what's in your inventory?
What?
What's in your inventory?
Until next time, friend.
As for you...
You idiots.
Isn't it ironic that a king loses to a lord?
Your Lord has so much fucking over at this point.
You lumping moron.
Your Lord has so much over at this point.
So he sacrificed himself for his friend in weird happenings.
Well, there's one more file in this folder, and it's just a link to one final video.
You know, it's weird writing a final letter, almost as if I have to come to terms with
whatever this is. Which is something I find quite displeasurable. But here I am. Why did
I even record all this? I don't know. Well, I do know. I just don't want to be forgotten.
my head hurts like hell. I can feel myself slipping as we become one and my mind becomes
a prison. What a true shame it is. All the knowledge in the world and no way to use it.
That's how it should be I suppose. We stumbled into a world we have no business in. This
is just the cost.
Please don't think you failed, Avery.
When you read this, don't think you let me down.
You didn't.
And it's thanks to you and all that you did, that millions live to see another day.
And thanks to you, I got a chance to see all the beauty of the universe.
Because I never even knew were in the world, or could be.
A chance no human will ever get again.
I'm grateful that I saw it all, even if it was just for a little.
You're capable of great things, you'll do great things, so believe in yourself.
And I don't just say that because I saw it, it doesn't take a god for me to figure
that out.
I know it, because I know you.
Goodbye, my friend.
Whatever you do at the crossroads,
keep going forward.
Or something like that.
Matters never really good with endings.
I don't know who this Dirt Ward 3 guy is,
If you left me this message, I feel like I owe it to Bruce Taker.
On the outside
On the outside looking again
Wandering if you let me in
On the outside of your love
Looking again
Wow, I didn't even know my craft could be that emotional, bro.
That might be the best piece of video I've ever consumed on YouTube.
Wow.
I mean, that was cinema, bro.
was fucking cinema that was fucking cinema bro that was absolute cinema like
that was absolute cinema Wow that was cinema bro I think Ron called me a
little bit of God we call him.
Brown that answer.
Fuck, that was said in my brow.
That was actually said in my.
That was actually fucking said in my.
What's Ron doing?
No, he actually left after making $500,000.
Uh, did he just left everything?
Did he just left all of it?
Yeah, I missed Keisan, but his team that he supports that phase.
What is Ron doing?
He's gone?
Yeah.
Oh.
Did he just say?
Chat.
I'm sad, bro.
I'm sad.
I might need a minute.
Dude, I didn't know my grab could be that good like oh my god, bro. Wow
Brother
Brother she acts oh my god
I'm not
I'm not dirty.
Dude, I need a minute, bro.
That was actually cinema. Bro, he literally sacrificed himself
for a guy that he barely even knew, bro.
I wonder what the comments out of that video, man. I wonder what the comments out of that video,
that peak-ass fucking video.
I'm sure Lord carefully explains his next bit of air if I could vote.
Whatever you do at the crossroads keep going forward Minecraft shop at that time on screen many screen.
Bro, but how do people build these?
Chad, that's what I understand.
How does somebody build these worlds?
Is this even possible?
How does somebody build this?
You can generate it?
Oh my God.
With their day.
I don't know what unstable it is.
I don't know what any of that is.
You can do mass build mods.
I don't know what any of that is.
I don't know what unstable is.
What is this, bro?
What is this?
Unstable SMP, all videos in order?
Bro, so Minecraft has like a whole thing of like stories?
I'm currently surrounded.
Brother, what?
Okay, I gotta lock it on chest though.
Jack, before we get on chest, there are new FIFA packs.
There are new FIFA packs.
Jack, maybe another day, maybe another day,
but I'm gonna go pee.
Bro, that actually took literally two hours,
but it was so peak.
The end made it worth it.
BRO, Jack.
with that crystal mess and you're okay.
with that crystal mess
and your yes it is still there
well I
beat you to your own death
I love your soul
I thought you should know
chat wow that was beat
that was beat bro
destroying a world
oh hi guys
I've never even seen you die like that
I thought you should know who Chad as y'all know I'm div 5 but you might be like
jinxie how are you div 5 your team is so good bro I don't play that much look at
my record 24 wins one draw three losses and one of the losses was a lag out
Now, chat, there are the best packs that has ever been in FIFA probably since Team
of the Year and there are a bunch of them in the shop right now.
I'm going to rip all of them, it should literally take five minutes, but we have the chance
to get something insane in these packs.
Let me take it through.
Second half on-court player pick, one of five player pick rated 89 or higher, not
living heroes rackups fantasy fc to be here honorable mentions team up the year
there are a team of the years in here bro we're gonna rip it wait a minute
Italy
Zero. Wait! He's out of the alley! The alley. Double! Fred's out! Fred's out! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm pretty sure Cantona goes through a lot. I'm pretty sure Cantona goes through a lot. I'm not kidding. I think he goes through a shitload.
Shiesa, bro, I remember why I remember Cantona going for so much. Why don't I remember that?
Remember this could have a team of the year this could have a team of the year this could have a team of the year
Shiesa, Alfonso Davies. Wait a minute. That's a good card
95 base left back
What 80k?
We're really at end-season FIFA, aren't we?
Jesus, bro. That's a 80K card?
Brother, that's a 80K card? Are you spisting me?
We're gonna rip every promo pack that is in.
Every promo pack.
Generally, Bundesliga.
Prince?
Watch Byron vs Madrid? They're playing right now?
I thought you should know who it ended, Bayern vs Madrid.
Let's check on it.
Check.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Byron beat Madrid.
First leg.
Oh, my God.
Where was this game?
Was this game in Germany?
Check was this game in Germany?
That was at the bird of... oh, Gigi.
So the next game is in Germany? Brother, Bayern Munich has 23 wins, 4 draws, and 1 loss in the Bundesliga.
Alright, holy dominance. 23 wins, 4 draws, and 1 loss.
They've allowed 27 goals and scored 100.
All right.
That is actually disgusting.
That is actually disgusting, bro.
Bro, that's what I'm saying, bro.
The Premier League is probably just the most exciting,
because it's the most competitive league, bro.
All right, chat, lock in.
We have so many packs to rip.
These are the best packs we're going to have all year.
Probably for the rest of the year, I'm not going to lie.
I don't know if there's going to be a better promo
And that's what I thought you should know.
And your face tells a story that.
We're going to get something insane today.
I can feel it in the tip of my cock.
We are going to get something insane today.
I can feel it in the tip of my nut.
Come on.
There's going to be something fucking insane in here.
Trust me!
Wait.
Bosnia.
Bosnia!
BungaSquid II?
Chico!
Primz.
OOOH RAAAGE!
I already got that fucking card.
brother what that pack was shy so you got lucky balls what did I get lucky and
I got lucky in what in what
newcastle Italy said a man from now
That might be good.
Uh, all right, 30k, I mean, FIFA, FIFA, are we dead ass?
Yo, how do I turn off friend requests?
My God!
Come on, please.
No way!
Oh my god, I probably had a chubby Titan scarf for a second, I almost came to my pants.
Who's that?
Who is that?
How many Viales are they gonna give me, bro?
How many fucking violies are they gonna fucking give me?
Please be insane.
Goldie, Brazil,
Allison Becker,
Allison Becker.
Trumpetarian.
Brits again! I've done it three times!
Well it's always the tradeable packs. There's never anything in tradeable packs.
NEVER!
This game is a fucking scam!
Jekyll.
Jekyll, Jekyll, Jekyll!
How many cards does she have?
I'm not even kidding!
She has five cards!
Jack, how is he looking at- Yo, to earth, this guy! Stop sending me pre-request!
I didn't get the walkout I wanted. Please.
Surely this card's decent. 94 pay, Striker.
All right, MC's and FIFA, baby.
I mean, holy fuck, you can't even scrounge together a card.
What do they need, 99 paces?
All right, we're going with the big dog.
I don't care anymore.
$30 pack.
$30 pack, this better be good.
It might have been the worst pack I could have opened, I'm not even kidding.
$30 back again. $30 back again.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, Maldini and Beckenbauer?
Not bad boys!
That is, dude, that, okay, my team is actually disgusting, bro I just need like, I need some
Upgrades in my center mids, maybe some upgrades in my right and left back and then maybe a
right wing upgrade.
Well, come on, let's do a hundred more bucks, a hundred more bucks.
We just hit hot, we gotta stay hot, stay fucking hot, we just struck gold, we can strike
it, we're already out of packs.
Okay, okay, we got these.
As you lead me to your death, I love your soul.
I thought you should know.
When he squirt over some udda, probably in a little bit.
Bro, OK.
I'm not spending any more money on this today.
I did 250.
I'm not spending any more.
We need something insane right now.
Bro, there's so many good cards.
Oh my god.
Like, Chad, there's so many good cards right now.
I haven't got any of the insane ones.
But that last pull was crazy.
So I'm about to ult back.
I'm about to ult back.
Friends, that's friends, that's friends.
First, you can't get out of my packs.
Is that Campbell?
That's Campbell and friends.
We already have Campbell and friends, bro.
Shiesa.
Hey chap, that's not fucking ungrateful! I don't want to get the same card 30 times!
WHY WOULD I BE GREAT FOR THAT?!
That's not Ellen!
I did not!
Wait, did he get a turkey time? Oh my god, I will shoot myself.
Campbell? Again, again! Another Campbell!
How many Campbells are they gonna fucking give me?
Actually, it's not a great authority as a guard!
Fuck!
I have the guard guys!
Shut it up!
The Audi, the Audi again.
Violi again.
Ginge wants to play clubs?
Pro clubs?
Ginge wants to play pro clubs?
Wait, Argentina, wait!
what fucking shearer again oh my word wait wait yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
bro I didn't even see it I didn't even see it
She really is so good with pool lettuce.
That's already the best 87 in the game.
Which I, can I, can I evo him?
I can evo him?
Bro, she's actually so hot.
Oh my God.
Oh she's so hot.
Yaya Yaya Yaya Yayaature!
Yayaature!
Kote di Aibori.
Okay.
Now chat, how do I evo this card?
I shoot myself.
15,000 gold?
Yes, evo, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes!
When I do the wrong evo, blast!
Wait, is it over?
I can't even go home anymore!
What?!
WHAT?!
I'm not even going home anymore!
bro I'm such a sack of shit yo can I get Zidane or Dino or Hazard where is Zidane bro chat
if I get Zidane I pull my cock out deal deal deal deal if I get Zidane I pull my cock
Give an ordeal, give an ordeal.
What country is that?
What country is that? I don't know what that is.
Kosovo?
Gay Andrew again dude.
The Knife Andrewer card I have.
Yes!
I love, I love Antwerp.
Team Adir, Team Adir, Team Adir, Team Adir.
Campbell.
Team Adir, walk out.
Alex Morgan.
It's Prim's again.
For the love of Jesus!
How many times can I actually get Prim's?
Deadass.
Jimitya!
Alright.
Not bad. Not bad. Bro, how many times can I actually just, like, it's the last one
we have of this shot. We're almost out of promo pass.
We're close to something we're close awesome. What does he got?
Who's got behind them?
Check you out
That guy looks like he's 16, bro.
Kredgy?
That guy literally looks like he's 16.
Bruno, teamity-er, teamity-er, teamity-er, teamity-er.
Manifest it manifest it
It's not terrible
Yeah
Wait, that's really fucking good. What?
What? It's stable!
Bro, that's a right wing upgrade!
That's a right wing upgrade!
Bro, that's a right wing upgrade!
Oh my god.
Guys, we only have five of these left.
I didn't even see the trophy Titans animation.
Zidane.
Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane.
Okay.
Doop, Doop, Doop.
Vasara.
I can only rip 5 more of these out such a charge.
You know, not that bad a pack of them.
We got two team upgrades.
Zidane Zidane!
Kosovo! Kosovo!
Kosovo!
What was the world up?
Come on, bitch!
Zidane!
Sidane! Sidane! No, no, no, no!
It's not a bad shout, but I need Sidane!
If I get Sidane, I'll actually come in my pants.
I'll actually come in my pants if I get Sidane.
Chat, deal? We will turn this stream!
What am I?! We will turn this stream into a guinathon!
If I get to think we will turn this dream into a good of dawn live
What is that like 10 mil bro chat? What is the name trophy tied in 10 mil?
Is it ain't trophy tied in 10 mil?
12 mil 12 mil
Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane Zidane
player pick player pick player pick Zidane Zidane Zidane
Nothing got nothing prime big for the back shop Zadal big for the back Zidane
Debo, they got rid of your one.
Yay, Pizarro, back to bat.
Alright.
They had it Bonnie Blue to the game, but no they didn't, bro.
I'm not a fucking idiot.
I'm not a jackass, dude.
Damn, wait!
Brother, I'm not even kidding, I thought I was sitting in for a second.
How is that 70k? How is that 70k? How?
I'm about to kill myself in GTA, how is that 70k what like bro bro is this all we have left
There's no more global limits.
Oh, there's no more global limits.
There's no more global.
We opened all the packs.
What's the best FPC in the game right now?
Wait, where's the icon player pick?
This one?
10488 plus Encore?
It's in the icons tab.
Cruyff.
Yo-ha, Cruyff.
It's this one.
This is right here, this one.
I thought you should know
Tibetanelit!
I'm going to get something crazy out of this!
My team is so good!
I have 24 wins in three losses, y'all, guys, see you, though.
In your face, tail's gone, chat, come on, this is going to be fun, come on, come on,
This is gonna be fucking crazy! I'm telling you bro!
Come on!
I never get lucky at PCs!
Kareyazere!
My two best pulls ever is packs bro!
Hadeshka!
Excuse me chat, sorry about that.
Ugh!
I thought you should know.
Jack.
Yeah.
If anybody in the chat from Bosnia, chat my football coach when I was like 14 was from
Bosnia chat.
His name was Dennis, coach Dennis.
a nice guy. Anybody have a chat from Bosnia? Well I'm seeing it, actually somebody will
say yes. Bro, my team overall is chopped. Wait chat, isn't there a way I can do, god
Isn't there a way I could do, um, yo chat, isn't there a way I could do like higher overalls?
There's a way you could do it.
I know there is.
Scubber?
Stab you so the team are going to win one?
I wasn't paying attention, I wasn't paying attention.
Cause I need to see what reeks for these ones.
Wait Jack, how did you do this?
With squad builder?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Chadlock, see that's why.
Look, I can just do 87 plus.
Fast?
Get mad, Jinxie. I want to laugh at you. All right. What are you the angriest person ever?
Millimeter Peter with the five gifted. W. Peter in the chat.
Millimeter Peter thinking of the five gifted. I also have a small penis, my boy.
What did I say, average size?
I thought you should know.
Jack Moodestream, what did he get?
He got a good black ice? Devon asks?
Oh my god three more time we're gonna get an insane sbc bro, an insane fucking sbc
BANG!
Call Jinx the police are out of his house?
What?
Did he get swatted?
Jinx got swatted?
What?
I hope he's good.
Okura has got an 87.
Yeah, didn't Okura just have a better season, last season?
I'm running out of fucking gold bro I swear to God FIFA needs to make it to where you
have way more SPC storage it's like the biggest scam this game does though they didn't make
it to where you have way more SPC storage speed up the stream I got shipped to do
Shut up bro!
Bro, people need to make it through your way more FPC storage, bro.
You still haven't had FPC storage?
It's just such a scam to where it's like, okay, I mean, my FPC storage fills up immediately.
How fucking stupid is that?
Your FBC story just immediately fucking fills. What type of bullshit even is that?
Speed it up, I got places to be. Yo bro, leave! No one's forcing you to be here, dumbass!
This whole game is a scam, bro. You're not getting a CS, bro.
This game runs you have CS, that ass. This game runs you have CS.
Bro, last squad on the SBC! Come on! Last squad! Come on!
Last fucking squad, bro!
It's more of an 89.
Last one, last one, last one.
Toby is not uh called any route how do you have Toby's number bro what the fuck
Here we go. This better be done! This better be done!
7 out of 4, 88 plus on core icon player pitch.
It's not bad.
It's actually pretty solid.
Okay, that's bad.
What?
No.
But that took forever.
That took forever!
This game is a scam, bro.
We have enough for like a couple more packs.
Bro, this game is actually a scam.
No, no, this game is actually a scam.
I'm not even kidding.
I have enough for a couple of more packs bro. Oh my god
Campbell again bro Jesus Christ
Bro, what the FUCK ARE MY PAT?!
Bro, we need more SPC storyboards. Get it ass, bro.
Get it, fuck it ass.
VAR!
How is it already foooouuuuugh?
Now I'm done giving these people money.
I'm done giving these people money.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit, bro.
I'm so tired of this fucking keeper.
I've gotten every variation of the card 30 times.
Y'all have billions of dollars!
Can you hire a card editor that is talented
in any way, shape, or form before you don't give Jethro again?
So he won't give you the same card 30 times?
How lazy can you be, bro?
Dead ass!
Brother, how lazy can you be?
Campbell again!
BOOOOORRAAAAAAAAIT!
Campbell and Angela again!
BOOOOORRAAAAAAAIT!
I'm about to die. I'm about to die, bro. James, take over the prime. Phoenix, rogue, take over the third one.
Jekko again.
Antwerp again.
Jekko again.
Antwerp again.
Get me out of here.
Get me off, people!
Get me off this shit-bucking-game!
Dead-ass!
It's your fucking game, dead ass!
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Muda calling? Muda never called me, bro. Let me call Muda.
Yeah, do you want to 1v1 a man by the name of squirtle?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let me see if he is down.
I have 35 party invites for him.
assuming he's down. Yeah, I can easily train you. Um, don't play him on Oregon. Oh no, but
Oregon's only math, you know. Listen, bro, ban lesion shotgun, ban, knock shotgun. All
he does is play shotguns. And he does this thing with century where he goes for TCSG
with the shield, bro.
You got this, bro.
Yeah, I'm going to tell you the notes I have on my PC.
Tell me if they're bad.
You have notes on your PC of Squirtle.
Yeah, so say no shields, band, essentially band,
mute, band, go-yo, or lead, and band, no mad, band,
don't give me chairs before, stand three,
or operate at armors.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty fucking good, bro.
Let me go talk to them real quick.
Let me go talk to them.
OK, OK, OK.
Yo squirt squirt. Why do I have 30? So why are you calling mood on telling him every
operator I play? Squirtle are you sick? Well I'm losing my voice bro. You're not sick you're
losing your voice. Yeah. What happened bro you're like 30 now. Squirtle you're 30 bro.
Yeah, it's Jack Squirtle is old now listen. So why do I wake up at 5 p.m. And I'm just in your title without ever telling me
I'm one be one of you to Jack listen squirtle is 30 bro
I'm not so word what happened bro. You're a old dude now. I'm not old bro. I'm just getting there, bro
Let me tell you why you put it in title bro. I'm sorry
Muda seven for me, bro. I need you to avenge him bro or avenge me and 7-0 and bro, please
Oh, yeah, I saw that he like reverse sweep to you. Yeah, yeah, I saw him
I'm pretty embarrassing. Yeah, thank you
Squirtle, I need you to just like introduce him to see bro, please
Can you just have a know him bro like please? Oh, well I tell him every operator I play then I
Mean I want to make it fair to him
How's that fair?
Squirtle you're good, bro. Yo, I'm just
Squirtle listen his aim is insane, bro. His aim is actually fucking insane. I'm not kidding
right
Let's go to do it puberty, bro
No, I'm losing my voice. I can barely talk bro. That's what I said at first and then I hit puberty
That's literally what happened to me. I thought it was just another I've been through puberty, bro
Like what it's gonna happen all of you
you five ten five eleven how tall are you how tall are you two years ago two years ago
yes um pie like five foot bro what you're like old now bro it's your 30 bro I'm 30
you're the one pushing 30 I'm nowhere near I still have like half my life left till 30
No, no, no, bro. You're on now, bro. I do
Remember when I was you bro. I was a little kid, bro. I was a little shit. Yeah, my age you were 411 bro playing golf
Okay
For girls in 40 years for the squirtle squirtle not the stat not the stat squirtle wait for the are you what grade in school?
Are you in high school?
I'm a ninth grade. Yeah
So if you like to go to a freshman like you're like now I'm homeschooled. Okay. Do you like homeschool?
know this I didn't know my whole life I knew your homeschool but I didn't know if you were
gonna go to high school I didn't know no I've been homeschooled my whole life but I don't
even know what real school is I know it's horrible though and it parts of it is good
but most of it is horrible but I'm not gonna lie you're not missing much bro yeah I'd
probably just ego everybody how would you ego people squirtle that doesn't make any sense
Be the best to talk to me when you're the best controller player.
If you're like Mary Jack, like.
All right, all right, let me...
I would run a school, bro.
I know, I know.
Sordo, can you try the Discord call with me and Muda?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
He's seven for me, bro, so tighten up, lock it.
There's like...
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
This is gonna be peak.
This is gonna be good.
And your face tells a story.
I thought you should know.
Na, na, na, na, na, na.
No, na, no, na, no.
Jack, what day is today, bro?
For that chat service in three days.
I do have to practice today.
Yo, Jack, tell Ron if he wants to get his ass kicked
in practice for the tournament, I'm always down.
Just tell Ron if he wants to get his ass kicked,
I'm always down after this.
I'm always down to whip some ass.
You make whitening strips look like tan?
Bald goes, I literally don't know what that means.
Bald goes, I don't know what that means, bro.
Hivemind, my discord's not loading.
help. Hi, mind my discord. Hi, mind my discord sound loader. Hi, mind help. Yeah,
talk about it. He wants to get his ass kicked and trained in some chess. I'm
always down to whips some s. Yeah, whatever I'm saying. Yeah, I'm pretty
confident for 200 a low bro. Okay now let me make a group call with a Gluta and
Ants work.
Jinxed ecavata.
Ron is practicing with a chess player.
Vast.
He's practicing chess?
Yo.
You watch this occasionally?
Yo, yo, yo.
You said you were going to train me for a second before you put me into a 1v1 with this guy I've never even heard of.
You want me to train you, bro?
Just a quick...
Let me train you.
You're not going to win, bro.
I'm just going to keep it about you.
Yo, it's too early.
Bro, I have to take the trash out real quick.
Hold on.
Okay.
It's okay.
Let's go to your mom. Yeah, you yeah
Muda this guy's the best 1v1 player on console right now. Okay, if you beat him, I
Literally suck your dick mood. I'm not even kidding. Okay, if you like he's the best 1v1 player on console right now
Who has beat him? Who has beat him so far on PC?
On PC sport beat him. It was seven to four
Bodo beat him. It was seven to five
Wait, didn't you beat Bolo?
Yes.
Bro crap.
Can I see video proof?
I don't believe this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mods.
Can we...
Yeah, he was not going easy, bro.
Mods, do we have footage of the Vaude?
Can someone send me the Vaude?
So I can send it to Jixi?
Hi, guys.
He sent it to me.
Thank you.
Yeah, it was 7-6 to him.
Hey, Jixi, bro.
Bro, I said it was a good day.
Yeah, bro.
I don't even remember yesterday.
It was a blur to me, bro.
It was a blur, bro.
Look, dude, all I had to do was pan thorn, bro.
I'm actually a jackass.
It's all good, bro.
It's all good.
Look, bro, let me say this though.
Muda, if you beat this kid right here, you are the
greatest
maybe
human
i don't know what is that
smooth out
it's like what your second week on the game
narams like one week in one day
so you beat ritchie on bc you beat bolo you beat me
and now you're playing squirtle
uh... i'm gonna be honest
if you win this round i'll be flabbergasted
and it's a game i'm gonna find out bro there's only one way to find out
Mods are for predictions.
I mean, to the game.
Yo, Squirtle, take it easy, bro.
I'm loading up.
Whoa, just take it easy, man.
You ever spent your 8th and Josh episode with Squirtle?
Yeah, can I have like $5,000 after I win this?
Whoa, just take it easy, man.
So Squirtle, what do you think of Mooda as a player,
bro?
He's better than you.
Like, let me get that straight.
But he's still terrible compared to me.
Like, compared to me to you is awful.
I mean honestly Squirtle with Alice 15 years old
Brad and me staying the same thing Brad are really
I really really big ego about you
You're like 37 years old
I am 21 years old
You're pushing 30
Squirtle just because not everybody is
12 it doesn't mean they're pushing 30
He saw photos of
black and white bro he didn't see color
back in the day bro
Photos didn't have color when he was
born bro
I just saw a video of
his balls on your forehead what is that about well I can beat him first of all
was that a what was it was AI you know okay can see set me up he set me up I
wasn't aware that I was gonna one-to-one him until five minutes before so I
couldn't mentally prepare myself and then he won yeah I mean I'm better than
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So, this is interesting, bro. Let me let me think about this. If I was to make a prediction on who I think would win, I would say Squirtle wins 7 to 3. That is my prediction.
Okay.
You know what I got? You know what I got here.
Wait, but y'all are doing Orkin? That's Squirtle's best map, bro.
He won't put me on boarder, I'd rather get off.
JC also beat you on Oregon, is that not Oregon, sorry, on boarder?
So, let me speak, let me speak.
So I won V1 him for the 50th time in a row, I beat him 49 times, right?
This guy knows my worst map was boarder, I've never won a 1v1 on that map.
And he puts me on boarder and tells me to cry about it and then beats me. Yeah, whatever. He can't beat me on any other map
Yeah, you're leaving out the detail that you asked me to 1v1 you. Yeah, listen Muda. Yeah, but I didn't ask to play you on boarder
Muda Muda listen listen just to give you some reference here
I have not beat Squirtle on an organ 1v1 in two years, bro
If you beat Squirtle, I don't even know what to say, bro. I have not beat him in two years
wait this is you beating Bobo right here this is you yeah yeah that's the
time stamp oh god bro see do I beat I beat I don't know if he was trying okay
well never be stomping though yeah never be stomping though true oh it was up to
four or two you say most of its math I wouldn't be yo okay if it up to four
doesn't matter I wouldn't be spoiled on clubhouse I would say I would say a lot
It's not fair it doesn't count before bad jitzy. I don't know you set it up
He said the one you can see right or wrong if it was clubhouse. I would have wanted to force the four
Mine's always like a little bit delayed
Mine's like like like a
So where is this guy in the lobby is he like ducking like what what's going on?
No, it looks like he was kind of trying mood I am mood I invited you by the way
So it was better bobo or so 15 year old kid in his mom's basement me trash out of
30 seconds ago.
I mean, okay.
I don't have a basement.
Squirtles, so I actually don't know.
Okay, he's-
Are you gonna win this, Muda?
First to seven, one, he was trying his hardest.
Two, who would try against Muda?
The kid sucked at the game.
Two, I don't live in my basement.
I don't live in my basement.
Squirtles, swap teams, Squirtles, swap teams, go.
Nope, nope, nope.
Before Squirtles, before this, before me.
Nope, nope.
He's not swapping, bro.
This kid is toxic, Muda.
He's like, listen, listen, Squirtles.
This kid wants, like this kid hates you, bro.
like
you have how many hours on this game squirtle a thousand dollars and i'll
switch a thousand dollars and i'll see what i think it's how it's getting squirtle
squirtle squirtle squirtle i'm just you know just why are we gonna hold up
thousands of people right now squirtle listen
you have a thousand you have how many hours
in this game
uh... how many and i have five hundred days on this one account
i think i need to use on the game like i think i have twenty i have twenty
or do it
but it's not a lot of your first no but i'm not listening to bernard
i was here first
wait to squirtle no matter what you're not going to switch
well i'm not switching a lot they get a thousand dollars
hey buddy buddy i'm not giving you a grand to click a button
You probably made a thousand dollars by while we're sitting here bro, like no talk
Yo Bernard
I'm not listening to Bernard
Who do you like more Squirtle or Muda?
No, not the Pokemon Squirtle is not actually your friend so I'm not your friend
Squirtle is uh, what's it called squirtle is the r6 player
Speed it up a little bit. We're never they both want defense you pick who gets it
I'll play me in the hossea. All right. I'll say mood against the north this time. I'm not I'm not something I'm not
Bernard
Well, let me get to say squirtle if you don't
If you don't win this 1v1 like the you should win this one you should be as confident as you can be
I've been against the best
I'm just gonna click the shuffle button bro and as you shuffle I'm switching really fast back
You're sick in the head dude. Yo turtle, why do you want defense this bad bro?
Would you rather die than lose?
Because he wants it, I don't care. He wants it so I'm not letting him have it.
So you're just being a thorn in his side.
Yup.
So that's why I respect you bro. You're a different, you're a different folk man. You're a different kind of fellow.
Cool.
So, squirtle, you hate Bernard and you're not gonna listen to Bernard.
Nope.
The chat is calling this an ego battle.
I kind of agree, man.
Both sides won't give up defense.
This is an ego battle.
Now I'm gonna be honest.
The person to go to attack probably just has more aura.
Cause I mean, they just have more confidence.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you're trying to manipulate me going into it.
I'm not stupid.
I know your games, bro.
I know what you're trying to do.
And trust me, I'm not falling for it.
I'm not stupid.
Squirt.
You're gonna bait me into going to attack
so I have more aura.
What type of, what type of like?
So, let me get this straight. You don't even care about defending. You just want it because Mudo wants it?
Yup.
Yeah, you're actually you might actually be a sociopath, bro. You might actually be a fucking sociopath, score.
Cool.
Do you know what a sociopath is?
People have told me I might be one, but I don't really care.
Bro, here bro, here. I'll switch teams, bro, because-
Good boy!
I'm supposed to lose this so it's okay. I'm supposed to lose this. So it's fine. Good boy.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I know what you do. You're going to sit on DM,
mod is the whole game with the C4. You're going to be in every opp I play. Yep. I'm going to be
Hey, then maybe we can shot them like a good plan.
Chatsport over says, Muda, who do you got buddy this?
Muda, whatever you do, don't let this guy into your head, bro.
Because once he gets in, he can't get it out.
Once he gets in, he can't get it out.
He's got the might of the fore, bro.
Don't let this fucking kid in your head.
Yeah, right, you fuck.
I'm the dawn of this game, brittle.
I'm the dawn.
No controller player even comes close to me bro, like none.
So, Squirtle, I'm gonna name players and just like talk until you hear somebody better than you on controller, alright?
So talk when you hear somebody better. Yes, when someone's better than you.
On control. Alright, uh, Jynxie.
Richie.
Minga
Uh, Kacen
Uh, Stumpin
Barra!
So Squirtle, you're better than all of them
Stumpin' on the ground
Ego Mogged Aura.
Squirtle vs. Muda.
Round 1 under bay.
Muda is on a hot streak of winning 1v1s right now.
He beat Richie, he beat Bolo, he beat me, but now he faces Squirtle, who is right now
the best 1v1 player on console.
Squirtle starting off, sweating his nuts off
on the Legion Chaka.
Muda on ace.
Muda's trying to drone.
Muda's actually doing a good job of protecting his drones.
This is not bad drone work for Muda here.
Muda's droney below looking for a C4.
can't find it. He's now going to start looking for Squirtle. He knows there's no C4 below,
so he knows his entry point is clear. He knows that Squirtle wrote it.
I don't know what to do to know if that's what I'll be left with.
Move to some 1xp, move to some 1xp.
Who's on 1xp?
You need to hop back on the camera.
50 seconds on the clock. He's gonna read your own squirtle.
He's trying to locate exactly where the squirrel is trying.
Seize him!
Muda takes space off of that!
Muda knows exactly where the squirrel is going to be.
Face the planet.
The squirrel is probably too smart to fall for that though.
To be honest, Muda does have side control.
This is really tricky for the squirrel.
You can see his foot on that angle.
We're just gonna have to run to the bunk bed and stick a plant, but I think Squirtle's gonna wallbang.
We're only gonna have eight bullets!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
You're so free. You're so free.
What are you doing?
You're like so lost. Like what?
There's no way you lost to this guy. No.
You're that bad, Hinksy.
You're that bad?
How did I get it straight?
You lost to this guy?
Dude, this bag.
Wow.
My mic's not even on, you little freak.
Oh, I didn't know you were this bad.
Wow.
Can't see a bad.
Wow.
How does this turn into me getting insulted?
Yo, Moody, you feel like I'm over here?
I should have understood that.
Oh, Moody's deafened.
Oh.
I think he's deafened to you.
I'm already in the head.
He's deafened for a reason.
I'm already in the head, bro.
It denied all he wanted, denied all he wanted.
Moody in the head.
Oh no.
I'm already in the head. Yup. Yup.
Moody in the head.
Okay, and defuse bombs.
Tixie, you saw that plant position when he walked in the breeze, right?
You saw that, right?
Yeah.
Plant it in a maze?
That was terrible.
We call that a juicy plant, bro.
That's what we call it.
That's not what we call it, bro.
Squirtle, can you stop turning to this, bro?
That's how we called it, though, no?
I thought that was the last time I was looking for you.
I won, and guess what, I've never tried to win.
Oh, so you're weird, you're a fake friend?
Okay, chat, you just admitted for being a fake friend.
You just saw it here.
Known him for three years,
and he's not one of you running, man.
Bro, Squirtle, I probably will pay you again,
but all right now.
Yo, focus on winning this game
with Reka's Epic Tease, bro, please.
I don't have to focus bro, like this guy you low-trapped and valorant to hit a rank bro
Squirtle flying trophy, moody flying back.
Squirtle flashes the Aruni, Ace is so good at what he wants, he has two flashbangs,
Yo, okay, it's weird one be wanting this kid. He doesn't know what he's doing. What?
Okay, okay, I have to adapt to this kid. What the hell?
You just guys just going what up? What am I playing against? What the hell?
This guy's just putting his face on the barricade when I
I hope it's not that bad.
Wait, Squirtle already dropped around.
In Yeti's getting mad.
Bro, if Muda ends up winning this,
I'll actually be speechless, bro.
I'll actually be speechless.
I can definitely see why Kitsie lost this guy.
You got it.
Yeah, bro.
You never know what's coming next.
That his aim is perfect, bro.
It's pretty miserable.
Enjoy, bro. Have fun.
It's like, you don't even know, bro.
I can see why, because he's putting a face on Beargaze
without knowing what he's doing.
OK, let's see.
See, the thing about me, you know,
is I adapt mid-1v1, you don't adapt.
You're just an idiot, you know what I mean?
OK.
Happy Wednesday, me and Loak Jake and DeFuse Bob.
Bro, just win the game, bro.
You got it?
Nothing.
Just win the game.
Jack squirtle my fucking loose!
Bro, squirtle loose this, I would not feel bad about losing the loot anymore.
Loot of my actions, be like the greatest, uh, gamer ever.
Okay, Mooda's on Doka B.
I think it's following the warden.
Which means, Mooda's flashbangs are gonna be pretty useless.
of
Drunk comes out.
Squirtle's flanking. I think he put a C4 up along.
Oh no.
What if he drones it though? Good drone work by Luda.
Wow.
Actually, an incredible, incredible drone by Luda.
He used the doke to be called and now he knows four of us in here.
He's looking at the wrong spot though.
We just found him a lot of times already.
the most boring one I've ever played in my life, but oh.
This part is complaining.
Why would he run? He has a shotgun.
Why would...
Why would Squirtle run? He has a shotgun.
Wait, what's the point of taking a long-range dump out of that as we're dealing with a shotty?
Why would Sportle run?
He's gonna die now.
Bro, he's dead.
What the f-
What is he doing?
Why is he just going in the mid- oh, okay.
This guy's used to valorant. Oh my lord.
What?
Okay, this is boring as hell. Is he just going to be deaf in the whole game?
Ugh.
Oh my god.
Squirtle, why didn't you just sit close to Shali, bro?
So I thought he was gonna be holding the attic pixel right so I ran across to beat him, but
I still used to valorate he's holding wide angles and rainbow succeed
You understand that like he's holding wide angles and rainbow succeed whoa just take it easy man
No, you're not hit like you're not that guy bro, it's cool. I'm just saying bro
You talked trophy door with a shot he's never killing me there
No way, really? So I thought I was gonna give it a playtime. But you know, I forgot I'm playing an actor.
He puts his whole body in the middle of the open for no reason.
I think we got a little bit of rage going. A little bit of rage going.
A little bit of rage!
bro all you have to do is just sit close Chad I'm not tweaking I'm not
tweaking at all all you have to do is sit close
just we do cases tonight it's been like a week I kind of miss it
Shit, I said!
Like later.
It's been like a week, bro. It's been like a week!
It's been like a week!
Squirtle. Oh my God, Squirtle's going ying.
Bro, the thing is though, Mood is on form.
Which like, to be honest,
ying doesn't really do anything against storm, cuz...
Like yeah, Squirtle can blind him or whatever,
But you can't even walk in sight.
Alright, what is he doing?
He just stood in the center of the doorframe?
No.
We actually got a close game on our hands though.
Oh, this is boring as hell.
Can you like make him go on death fence like I'm playing in silence here?
Yeah, bro, like, yeah, yeah, I'll see what I can do, bro. I'll see what I can do.
I'm gonna go to his stream.
You understand what I mean?
Like, I can't, like, this is boring, right?
On deaf and squirtle wants to talk to you.
All right, Jackson.
Let's have it in the chat.
Oi.
All right, that's it.
He's not going to know what to do downstairs,
but there's even more downstairs to this map.
Relhike.
I think he does.
I think he knows.
What do you mean, L-type?
Right, that's fast.
I could just shout out.
I think he knows to enter the bones.
I really just put as many bombs as they can.
He shouldn't be able to have enough time to enter, well.
It's not a bad strategy. It's not a bad strategy from Squirtgog.
His chat is telling him to not talk to Squirtle.
Ah, it's him.
Where's my crew list?
He said, hell no.
Apparently his chat said to not unfathom him so you can't talk to him.
Bro, what?
This is gonna be the most boring gift. Why am I even in the Discord?
I'm out then, bro
Squirtle left
Squirtle left. I don't even blame him, bro
Okay, I'll uh
I'll sit in the discord then
Bro, two to two, we got a game.
Squirtle's strategy is it takes Muta so long to enter that he's just gonna play Goyle in burn time.
It's not a bad shout. It's really not a bad shout from the squirt.
Muta's level like 90, so like I feel like Muta's probably at the point where he knows most of the operators release.
Muda shoots the can.
The attack comes out of Squirtle.
Bruce, to be fair, Squirtle's actually off to a worse start than I was.
I was 4-0 and I lost.
Ooh, good on Muda to shoot the Goyo right away, this way he has a lot of time to enter.
But there is another Goyo to worry about.
Squirtle, I'm gonna be honest, Squirtle is playing this pretty smart.
He's trying to use time against Muda.
He doesn't want to take a lot of direct gunfights with him, which is smart.
smart. Muda's aim is actually disgusting. We got a close game, though, chat! Muda's
still drowning. Muda's gonna shoot down both of the bear kids. This way Squirtle has, like,
We're gonna have 40 seconds to end this, we're only put two coils over there.
Good job work.
What is in?
He's gonna know what the, no one's got attention, no one's the whole way.
Back on his camp.
What is Johnny?
He knows where Squirtle has to be.
Squirtle's a shot.
Squirtle runs.
Squirtle might get back. I know that. I'm not even kidding.
Squirtle might get back. He's getting back to work.
What are we looking at? What are we looking at?
He shot the... What are you shot the wall?
Who don't know?
What the fuck?
Who laid out the wall?
What?
What was that dude you squirtle shut a hole in the wall, bro.
Yeah squirtle is not going to win this chat, this is cooked.
You can't be giving up rounds like that, bro.
Bro, I thought you saw the wall though.
Why do you leave, Jinxie?
He left discord cuz you weren't talking I guess is what he said is it bad not to talk
It's up to you, bro. I mean you don't have to talk to him. I
Didn't I'm holding up so far
I think you're doing good, bro, but that brown was like
Bad you saw him shoot the hole in the wall man. I
Didn't even see him not
I didn't see him. I didn't see him
boy I just plays pretty shotgun you bro like I think you're doing good though I
think you're doing good oh yeah I think it's good like you're taking a lot of
time drowning but that's better than I'm not drilling at all and just running
into them like I don't think you're playing bad
you're playing well you might rejoin the core out of the party but I'm
I'm probably gonna death in a game then if he joins bro. I can't listen to his fucking voice, I'll tweak it up.
Okay okay okay.
Okay bro.
I tried to take extreme slimes for some time.
He doesn't actually do that does he?
He has a history of slimes in his mind. I don't think he slimes anymore.
I'm gonna mute the... okay.
Just turn that around.
Oh.
Brawuda actually looks like comp.
Holy wallbang.
Raaah!
Muda could win this.
Squirtle's actually disgusting.
Squirtle is...
That's a bad peek.
Muda on the Fenbreers, once they trigger, it takes like a whole second for them to actually
go fully blind.
So like at first they can still see when it triggers.
Bro, I thought I can see.
No.
It takes like a second for them to go fully blind.
So just keep that in mind if you ever go.
If I waited a second, I would have won that fight.
He still would have pre-fired that spot.
So it's kind of hard to say.
I don't really know.
Because he already knows where like where you're are
El coaching but yeah, he's new to the game. It's not really like fair to not tell him like how abilities work
Me squirtle still winning
But yeah, I get started the stream seven even help in a 1v1 like how does that even
It doesn't help as much as like a 5v5 to be fair, because like a 5v5 you could literally
call out somebody's entire strat and how many roamers they have.
But in a 1v1, yeah, you'll know their operator, you'll know where they are.
I mean, think about it, you'll never have to use the prep phase again to drone.
You'll know their site, you'll know their op, you'll know their position with a one
second of the line.
I mean, yeah, it definitely helps for sure.
It definitely helps.
now but I don't think it's going to stop
a bomb has been located
I'm going to play solid snake.
You would have found the site that I was playing.
Moody can take site.
I'm going to mess it up.
Bro, I'm going to mess it up.
Bad.
Moody can take site now.
Oh my god, Moot is actually like good at this game for like a level 80. No, he's just stuck the plant though
I don't know why he got off it. No
Moot it might be cooked now. Wait now I can plant
Sticking it, sticking it, sticking it
For all he has to do is stick one plant, that's it
That's a good spot, well, maybe you can see the split, but who is actually good, like
he's moving around, you know what I'm saying.
Swirls want to keep it so as Muda. They're both one health!
They're both one health chat. They're both one health chat. This is actually fucking crazy.
I think it's going to be a good idea.
Wait, he fainted the sound.
Wait, Muda's actually a god.
Look at what he did.
He fainted.
That was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
I mean, they just can't teach that, bro.
It's just common logic.
It's common logic.
Muda, you're actually like, I mean, bro, you could be pro in this game if you gave it like two years.
I'm not even kidding.
Wow.
Dude, what's a good character?
You gotta tell me something, bro.
Tell me something about the character.
I can't really, because I can see his character, so like, it's not really a character at all.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
But I mean, you already know the good character.
good is it's been you're a good pic
Fenrir is never gonna be a bad pic I
don't want me what never gonna be bad
it's never gonna be bad
Muda that was the smartest thing I've ever
liked Muda good shit thank you
how are you level 80 what the fuck
you've never played on any other account
now I've thrown my life that's from a
left from a left no bro you're past
30 hours doing that what the fuck
I just I don't know I feel it's
logic they play a lot of cod bro bro but like no way to shoot away from him was
so smart because it's enticed him in this way but that was so good you know
just like you hear him you had to hurt him I heard him I heard him I heard him
well fucking play bro I'm very impressed wow I mean that's just
natural talent. So that's natural talent. We got a bolt in him. It's the nose. Oh my
god. Squirtle is, Squirtle is winning but it's closed. Squirtle is winning but Mooda
Right on his ass
No, what's just like
When we don't reaches a hundred hours, he's gonna be a scary player, bro. I mean, yes, what 35 hours 30 hours
30 hours like
Bro, he's gonna be a scary player at a hundred hours
Because once you get a hundred hours and seeds like that's when the game starts opening up for you
And it makes a lot of sense
I got a close game on our hands.
I'm going to go outplayed by Squirtle.
Bro Zero was such a good pick by Squirtle because he can break all of Mooda's baguettes.
And see how he's putting them on that side of the wall?
Mooda can't shoot them unless he runs in front of Squirtle.
Squirtle's 1HP.
Squirtle, I knew this came!
Squirtle, I actually-
Mooda's gonna free fire. That's the same free-fire mood of it. That is the same free-fire mood of it
Yo Mooda, I'm not kidding when I say this. Yeah, you are the best new player in the history of this game
Wallahi God can strike me down if I'm like you're the best brother you're
pre-firing you're pre-firing people on pixels you did the same thing to me last
night I was watching my cat this was the same way I got pre-fired so I was
watching Squirtle and you pre-fire yeah how hard is the pre-firing on a pixel you
have to hit like a inch you have an inch to hit bro he's only exposing his
head there because he's leaning that is what I was saying my god Jixi what
What's a good attack off without his like without looking at his attack off?
What's a good it is no matter good?
Um, I use no matter line one of the ones I mean, yeah, I used no matter lot.
Like I can see his off and there's an off that would hard counter it, but I'm not gonna
like say what it is.
Just play what you like, bro.
Play what you like.
I don't want to help you at all.
Has everyone banned?
Yeah, I know he's smart.
He's a smart kid.
I don't want to like give you off suggestions because then they will say like you're
cheating.
Yeah, sure.
4-4 right now it's just impressive enough in itself.
Where he's been playing this game since he was like 11.
Oh no no sorry.
He's been playing this game since he was like 8 I think he's only 5 seconds left.
What's the reason why he keeps switching up the uh...
He's trying to make you uncomfortable because he knows you're new to the game.
Oh my bad he started playing season he was four and he's 15 I've been playing
seats for 11 years. Four. Brother Mooda I've been on the game for 30 hours bro. 30 hours!
And uh, that should say I can't believe it's fucking, it's a long time bro. It's a long
time. Bro, it's quarter of a playing game for 11 years Mooda's been playing for 30
Muda is the best new player I've ever seen. I can't even explain this. I've
never seen anything like this. I've never seen anyone like Muda to where they
pick up seeds and just instantly like adapt everything and that crazy, eh?
Okay, isn't this just insane? This is crazy, bro.
I've never seen anything like this, bro.
I can never take anything like this.
We might have a overtime match point 6-6 game here.
You might have a 6-6 game.
Right now I was going to say, if I was a snortle, I would put all of my joyles on the store because this is the only spot where you push a snortle.
So I would just like basically completely gamble about if you push a snortle.
It's been a long time, holy shit.
bro I'm gonna be honest chat I think it's a bug I think mood is gonna lose on
time I'm not controlling
bro because Squirtle has a whole nother Goya he could play behind this is
really bad for Muda I think when it's all said and done Muda's gonna have
30 seconds? Maybe 35, if I'm correct.
Because Goyos take 25 seconds to pop.
Alright, so we're just gonna have about...
I tried it after all.
So obvious, but fuck.
Yeah, he's playing very smart, he's playing smart, he's trying to not...
I knew it was gonna do that. I just I should have took more careful when I swung that angle even more careful
Just those shotguns bro like it's locked
Yeah, that's a slog those are like the most used guns in the game right now because the only defenders that have a cult is
Check what is it? It's just Coio in century. Does anybody else have a call? I?
Think it's literally I mean and then boss G
I think that shits us.
Kade or Rooney?
Oh yeah, yeah, the DMRs, the DMRs, the DMRs.
Those DMRs as good as the girl that I used, what's her name?
Missouri?
Like are those slugs shocking as good as the DMRs on Missouri?
Rooney?
Yeah, Rooney's a good one.
It's kind of personal preference, bro, honestly.
The thing is, the slugs might not be as good, but the abilities of Goyo and Kate are so good that people just use it anyways.
But I'd say they're about equal, honestly. I think they're both around equal.
I think the slugs do more damage, but they have a little more kick to them.
A RWD DMR has no kick at all, as you can tell. It just chews.
But, I mean, realistically, you're gonna have to win an attack.
I think if you keep winning defenses, then you're gonna want to attack your win.
We got a ball game and a half on our hands.
I don't think putting that finbrier there makes much sense for Muda.
I think Gamos has a bad dick.
Oh no Squirtle's gonna shock on him.
Mooda, what are you doing buddy?
Oh no.
Squirtle's gonna, she's gonna mate him.
He's getting the Squirtle Classic right now.
This is the Squirtle treatment.
Oh no.
I think Mooda's cuddled.
He's just literally one health.
So what did he destroy to his nades though?
Ooh, Muda had a pocket fenderear.
And that's smart by Muda.
He had a fenderear in his pocket and Muda's standing on concrete.
He knows what he's doing.
Bro, Muda's actually so smart.
Oh!
He saved the fenderear because he knew Squirtle would nade it and now he has a fenderear
on the door.
Squirtle cannot get in either of these doors without being fully blinded.
Mike win this round just because he had a fender in his pocket. That's why it's always good to have a fender in your pocket
Same with board same with Ella always have one in your pocket
Because they destroy from Squirtle's dad
Squirtle's actually gonna lose this round on 9k
No, I fat fingered my fucking button
Moon is gotta be pissed
Oh, he misclicked it's over chat it's actually over he misclicked
Bro you pulled out class right out in the middle of the round bro
Shaisa, Shaisa, I know, bro, who taught you about saving a Fenrir in your pocket?
Who taught you about that?
Just thought about it.
If they destroy it, you always have one extra.
No one even told you that.
You just knew that yourself.
That's like only like higher ranks knew that.
I swear to God.
All the lower ranks throw all their thorns where you're doing against me with thorn
too.
You would like save one.
Yeah, I'd always save one.
I just think you threw it because yeah, because like if I break it, you have
You're making, you're having a basket, shit, bro.
But bro, JX, like fuck!
You could win this, you could win this, good luck, bro.
I made it again, bro, Squirtle switched it up
and went warden up top because he's,
Squirtle's mindset is probably like,
okay, we're just gonna assume
I'm going down the coil again.
10 seconds remaining.
I've never seen a level 80 this good, never in my life I've seen a level 80 player this
good.
Not even clip off.
Most level 80s are fucking brunt or comp.
I've never seen a level 80.
Somebody said me.
All right.
Chicken nugget with the prime chicken nugget I love you bro.
You look out of something, I appreciate it.
Muda's last hope is going to be solid to make your chat.
You guys think B03 is on separate maps? Muda wins? I think? I disagree. Muda only really knows Oregon right now.
I think if Muda played every day for like two, three years, he could probably get probably, but why would he do that?
He already like streams this thing.
I'm gonna be one of them.
I think he can get thrown like three years.
Fully learn all the maps. Fully learn all the apps.
Learn all the straps and stuff.
Cause like they ain't even in like just general knowledge is there.
Dude, Uda has a grenade chat.
I feel like he's gonna use this well.
I don't know if it hit there, that was so smart.
I didn't even come out of there. That was so smart.
G.G.
My God, bro, that's so annoying, bro.
You just played the best Oregon 1v1er on console and only lost by 3 rounds on your first week of the game. That is not bad, bro.
My God, you see, he plays like so weird, bro.
Wait, Samuta, you think you would do better or worse on like other maps?
Because I think like, you gotta learn other maps, bro.
Like, I don't want to go on club, right?
I don't want to go on club.
You want to go on me?
Bro, I don't.
Oh, bro, because you like own my soul, bro.
Yeah, but bro, it's the time for redemption.
Second of all, I should do club, because I know how to do Oregon.
Like, one way to find out on club.
I don't want to play club.
Do you want to play me on border?
I'll play you on border.
I don't know anything about it.
Actually, can we do border top?
Wait, Richie with not a bad shout.
Richie said me and Squirtle versus you and Muda.
Yeah, me and you on the same team?
Wait, I think we would lose though.
No, we would lose.
Why?
Why, why, why, why?
Well, now we would lose.
No, why, why, why, why?
I want to I want to be true
With you on my team really badly because I think we have good synergy. It's where I
Know, I don't know. We've never teamed up with this game before right? I know no
We have it but I just have a feeling our synergy is disgusting. Okay. We got to go game chat though
Cuz I'm down my discord like my audio it's ass on it
Yeah, I'm not down. Yeah, it's bad. It's worse than console of this game down down down
Richie out of the bike you and then out of bike Squirtle
Probably wait wait wait
You have the one of the best game sets is in the game
And I don't want to say have the best aim because I haven't seen it in a game
But I have really good aim
So what does that not also I can tell you like because you don't know like everything where they are yet
Like the one round against Squirtle and freezer. Yeah, I can tell you exactly where they are every round
You can just show them what you're in we actually couldn't wait we could
Exactly where they are
This will actually be fun
Let me join one sec. Um, yeah put drinks is cams second of all
I'm gonna tell sport yo
I thought you should know who
Yo
First off good shit. Well, I can't play
I had to do something I eat. Oh, I'm gonna do the 2v2 tomorrow
Like I I'm just I have like league games today with my tea like this on Siege
Well, yeah, you're in a league. What made a console?
Yeah, it's console leaves
I'm down so I'm really down tomorrow that would be I'm just not one be wanting him that was the most boring thing of my life
I mean it's just like I'm playing a 1v1 without talking like what's the point of that I feel you so I'm down to do it to be to if you want to do it tomorrow are you free tomorrow
are you free tomorrow like let me see gonna drink me let me see tomorrow is
Wednesday I think I'm probably free tomorrow yeah yeah I should be free
okay set it up cuz I'm down but like I'm not gonna like just drink my friends
It's waiting for me.
OK.
All right.
Peace.
All right, bro.
All right, all right.
Yo, Mura.
I'm a 1v1 him.
Yo, Mura.
Mura.
Damn, I got blue ball.
Cases after this 1v1 chat.
After this 1v1.
Yo, Muda!
Muda!
Yo, yo!
Yo, Squirtle can't do it, bro, that's 1v1, okay?
What?!
He has a League thing or whatever.
Yo, bro, let's play Border, okay?
Oh, god.
You need to learn these maps, you need to learn these maps, you can play the game.
I'm gonna keep it up, okay?
Uh...
My god...
I know...
Bro, chat, I know I misclicked, bro, I know, I know...
What is this, all of what is this?
I wonder how Jinxed you reacted to that, I want to see it.
All right, Moona, do you want to talk to each other in this game?
Yeah, down, down, down, down, down, all right, there you go.
Because I know that doesn't fucking matter to be in my ear, that's what I'm about.
Yeah, most people talk to each other in the 1v1s.
The only thing is, when I was playing UI Defin because, what's it called?
My PC headset audio is just literally dog shit, so.
Uh, yeah, that's why.
Bro, how the fuck did this map go?
Is there anyone from here that I see for a bullshit?
Alright, I'm gonna teach you about this map, bro.
This is gonna be informational.
This map has more soft walls than any map in the game.
That goes for ceilings, floors, walls.
If this map is like 80% wood.
You know, Oregon, there's a lot of wood,
but there's a lot of concrete.
This map, it's just fucking wood.
So the number one like metal on this map is just wallbang.
I'm gonna ban this, cause you fucking run this.
Ooh, you banned malty.
You actually know my bot lane, bro.
I was a wild guess.
I swear on my life.
Is that good?
No, I played malty against you.
Wait, let me close out of your stream.
All right, there we go.
Oh my God, I'm gonna have to pull up.
Bo, if I were in the Fat Finger, my fucking Clash Royale button,
can I have it on at all?
He was gonna wall bang that anyways, but I think he would have had a chance.
Yeah, for sure.
I think you could have won it.
Alright, GoyoTree doesn't have fucking base now.
Alright, fuck it, let's go.
Alright.
Do we do upstairs only, or is that like the main, like, thing?
Nah, I don't- that's not gonna help you learn the game.
Like, you have to go to all the sites all the time.
And like, a lot of like, brain dead people when they play like,
one-on-one on an organ, it's like, top four only,
you can't go downstairs.
The reason why is because they don't want to drown.
Like, you gotta learn everything about the game.
You gotta drone and shit.
But you have more natural skill
than anyone I've ever seen in my life.
What am I?
Down to 10 seconds.
Top four located at bomb.
I
Don't make me laugh
The bloody with some like random C4 to the fucking ceiling tech bullshit boy doesn't have C4s
oh god
boy has impact grenades
what the fuck
Good round. Oh my god
You got a few cams mood of step one you got a few cams, bro. Oh my god
What the fuck this map is like
Really good once you learn it you'll like it. Oh
My god
I'm betting I get around my face
I don't know the ban fuck
You bet for yes, bro last night. I was about to have like a schizophrenic episode
What are that trigger you actually be honest that trigger you when I seven what like seven came back seven
Yeah, yeah, bro, but ways I was dying was actually pissing me off
Well, your aim is like actually fucking insane, bro.
I still could lose this, even with you not even knowing the map, bro.
We need to locate a bomb.
I don't even know what to reinforce at all.
So what are your goals in this game?
Do you want to hit like champ?
I want to hit champ, bro.
I want to hit rail to champ, yeah.
I think this season it might be hard, but I would say like every dollar in my bank
account I would battle you hitting champ next season if you actually, if you play
Every day you'll hit champ next season 100%
You're gonna champ in this season if you started on the first day of the season and played for three months
Say it for sure. What is the season we set up some plot right now the season dude?
Oh my god, you got back to the season the best time bro the next update of seeds the best update
They've done in like years
They're bringing the three point almost at right three point. Oh, and they're doing a new map
Which like if you play seeds bro, they do a new map like once every like two to three years
So like cherish that
You want to update every how many you'll get a new you'll get a new update every three months
But normally they won't update anything
You'll get a new map once every bro. We haven't got a new map since 2022. I'm not even getting that
22
You know
I'm not letting go of my button bro. I'm gonna keep standing until you're dead
Dude all I had to do was tuck in the corner. Oh my god
I
Killed you. I'm gonna wallbang. Well all
You know me, I mean you actually just fucking mug me
But you know what bro?
Just win this game, bro. It took you a week to be better than me and siege
I'm just like bro. Do you know how embarrassing this is for my point of view, bro
This is like me getting on Valorant and beating you
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I know, I freaked out, so you're not talking about-
Oh, fuck, I wanted to ban Goyol, fuck.
Is Kaede even good at this map?
I brought him along banning, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Uh, Kaede's not really good in any 1v1 format.
Now, in 5v5, he's like one of the best ops in the game.
But in 1v1, he's like just literally pointless.
I mean, this is probably GG's, bro.
I think I'm just cooked.
What do you mean, what do you mean, you're cocked, bro?
I can't kill you!
No, no, your aim is like, perfect! I don't know!
Yeah, but if I get a senator impacting walls, I didn't even know you could be impacting that swing, you'd kill me where I could be.
I'm outside! How are you even outside killing me?
But you know shit that I don't know.
There's so much shit that I don't know.
Bro, I don't know, man.
You think- wait, have you ever done a 2v2 to every rank? You probably have, right?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done that.
Have you ever won the entire challenge?
Dude, actually I won with Ron the other day.
Who?
Ron, if we did that, we would definitely win.
Wait, you won with Ron?
We beat every matchdown.
Oh my god.
And you're not upstairs.
Okay.
So what?
This is like Gigi's?
Do I get fucked?
Am I fucked?
Ten seconds left.
Got a drone, twin?
Five seconds in counting.
Ron Bale didn't grab the local bomb.
Alright, Ron, I'm gonna do everything my power does not use.
He said, step one, shoot cams. I'm gonna be honest, I'm looking around and we'll see a fucking camera anywhere.
You'll learn them eventually.
Yeah, but I don't see a camera anywhere.
There's always cameras if you spawn. There's always gonna be a camera and every spawn then spawn.
Always gonna be a camera. Do you actually not see any?
Where are you at the corner of the map fuck? I see one now. I see one now. See you'll always see camera just look for him
Most important thing you should do when you spawn in is just shoot cameras
That'll already put you about like any like silver's or golds
roundail dingle call me oh my god you're on thorn are you serious
wrong what's up bro how you doing what's up bro yo are you busy maybe in like 30
minutes well in 30 minutes no no I challenge you to a one-view like chest
kid okay I'm gonna destroy you okay 30 minutes wait move it up for me stop
All right, all right, 30 minutes
Wow, you're in
I hate you shortly shortly. I hate you
No, I hate you. No
What I
Didn't hit you
Stop Booda. Oh my god
Oh
Daddy I'm begging for mercy stop. Oh stop
Where you have someone I've been playing my fucking shite now
Stop stop it's going plant bro fuck off bro plan for good reason to you freak
Who to get away where are you I mean this map is all it's not actually like this
Yeah, this is what it's like a top three man in the game, bro. No, no, I like this map
I just don't know what the fuck I'm banning. I haven't banned two ops yet, bro
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to get
But what's that? Sorry, sorry, let me think. What? Yo, that is not fair!
Bro, your aim is not fair, bro. Your aim is not fair. Like fuck off. Oh my god, bro
Don't not fair. Your aim is not fair, buddy.
Ooh, wait, I have an idea
with your crystal magnet.
So like when you, before you became like a full full content creator bro, how nasty were you to do this game?
You play like everyday 8 to 12 hours, everyday ranked, ranked, ranked, ranked.
When I was playing this game everyday for 8 hours, I was streaming the game.
Oh really?
Mm-hmm.
That was like 20, 21, 22.
like is that was that your what yeah what when was your like 2018 LeBron I
Don't even know bro the best I've ever been in this game probably was when I beat a bottle in a 1v1
That was probably the best I've been was that 2023?
Like you got worse at all then
You just...
Bro, I've definitely gotten worse at the game, because I don't play the game as much as I used to.
Facts, facts, facts.
Hey, have I said it's TPS?
Okay.
The answer is never.
Appreciate you, have I?
No, no, have I? Appreciate you.
The answer is never.
Your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.
Somewhat or like, do you want to go pro this game or no?
I don't know but I just I do want to get champed though. Yeah, yo, yo, get that bro
But if you play more ranked to my head at this season, I'm not kidding
You think so? I mean there's probably like a month left like yeah
You played for a week
You know
You're 90, aren't you?
I can't kill you like it's not impossible.
First bullet headshot. Again!
How many times are you going to do this?
Is that normal? I don't know. Are those hard shots?
A first bullet headshot with a DMR is...
Yeah, that's a hard shot. It's not an easy shot.
That's not easy. That's not an easy shot at all. It's not easy at all, actually.
It's not easy in the slightest!
I even got teases!
I can't stop it.
Like, no, that is not easy!
Fuck!
Dude, if you think, do you think if me and
SPOIT 1v1 didn't do what fucking
Squirtle did, I'd have a good chance of winning?
I feel like, I feel like
SPOIT gives me that like ego vibe, where he just doesn't
give a fuck about using shotguns and shades.
He just wants to aim.
Yeah, no, I'm gonna be honest, you're not winning that one,
Chief.
Really?
Uh, bro.
Holy camp, huh?
SPOIT shit on Squirtle and Squirtle beat you, bro.
like you're not you're not winning that one chief
how about keeping a beam you could do it it'll be fun to watch but you're not winning that
oh my god
and don't even get me started on stopping you maybe you're maybe you're maybe
killing stopping like two times on a good game probably one so right seven one you
because rave is good bro he's stopping that like so it's better split or stop it uh probably
stop them bro but I don't know what he wants her no no yeah yeah definitely
stop it stop it but quite it's like really good
yeah so the only times they won be one was back when stop it was on controller
they haven't won when stop it's on PC thousand last two years but I'm gonna
have them one-on-one soon that'll be generational I'm gonna have more of you
on soon yeah I'm still on one rookie of the year around like the first
here probably his first event he got second on like a team that wasn't really
good until he joined like stop and steam before he joined was doing bad in every
event that's why they picked him up and took a chance on you too right yeah
their first event they got second
oh my god it is really good but stop and it's like the best player in the
world in my opinion
So I'll have them best of three, like soon.
Whenever they're both in the same region.
The advice, op floor has located a bomb.
Yo, you just tricked me out, like...
Okay, I think I would have broke my setup if I fucking died to that bro.
They like to fake those plants a lot.
I just can't yell for that, I can't win a fight.
Dad, it's me again.
Bro, look at the flip.
Oh my god.
I mean...
Now, everybody break me literally one week ago, you like fucking...
What did you do to me?
You literally opened up my asshole and fucked me on Chalet.
Like literally.
I just...
I can't even like kill you.
instantly gets picked on every round.
I guess there are top 5 controller winners at least.
I would say the wrong guy.
Maybe a couple of years ago.
Bro, I have to see for you, I guess.
I don't even see another way I could kill you.
Or I ran out on you earlier.
I can't win a game.
I thought you'd instantly kill me every round.
I can't say I'm scripting, bro.
Is it scripting a big problem in this fucking game,
Everyone just saying hacks and this game has like one of the worst cheating problems. I think I've ever seen in my life
3.0 are they gonna fucking drop something that's gonna like fix that shit?
Dude, they've been talking about dealing with anti-cheat for 11 years. I mean they did deal with it
But like it's bro. They need to build the game on a new engine, bro
Why don't they just ask like Valorant? I don't even know because Valorant has that like Chinese spyware
But you'll never get after some that game bro, like ever
I'd like to run around here if that'd be okay, sir. Is it okay if I could kill you daddy?
Oh
Headshot I died instantly. It's like fuck me in the ass
Spare me around please God
Bull
What would you say bro? I didn't want to let you go
All right, okay, you're jumping jumping the gun you're a little bit. I know low-key. They might you go
um
Boy will literally put a cock in your mouth. Like that's how the one he wanted to be. He's that good, huh?
Yeah
Because boys gonna have like basically better awareness than me and
Triple the aim that I have
What'll literally fuck you in the ass like you could get like two rounds
remember those white feet squirtle and squirtle beat you, you know what I mean?
yeah
all friendly have been eliminated
Are we dead ass?
Are you like, do you want to investigate my PC or no?
Bro, are you like walling?
I swear to god, I'm not.
Do you want me to screen share?
You flicked to the, what?
Do you want me to screen share?
I don't even know, bro.
My chat's tweaking dude, like they're literally spamming him cheating.
They're spamming him cheating bro.
Do you want to check my PC?
I would be able to sleep at night if I found out you're walling.
It would be like the greatest news ever.
I don't even think you're walling.
But wow, I get instantly head shot at.
OK.
Why is my cheat actually, bro?
Everyone's thinking I'm cheating.
They're saying, well, lucky there's no way I'm cheating bro.
secure the bombs I mean I don't know first bullet headshot wall bank I mean how
maybe supposed to survive any of these you know what maybe you should work once
like I'm actually so hilarious if there was like a scandal that you were like
walling just a time dude I swear to God I can like fucking put my webcam on or
something like I don't know you really should want to go around maybe like
tomorrow even if sports on I would be able to sleep at night if I found out you're
wrong but I was mad that I lost you I'm not even like I'm just dying I didn't
care I'm just dying is the end of the shot like that flick to the right bro
you first headshot wall bang me like that's like a one I probably do that one
every a hundred rounds I didn't even I didn't know what's happening you didn't
just wallbang me you first bullet headshot wallbang me are you walk like
that would actually explain this I swear in my life but your aim is perfect to
like I don't think you're cheating I think you were just put on this earth
to play games bro that might maybe better than anyone
This isn't even fun. I just die instantly every round. This isn't even fun. I instantly
die every round.
bullet headshot wall bang. Wow.
Remedy, if I found out you were like soft walling this entire time, like I would actually kill myself.
I swear to god.
I don't think you're walling.
I'm just staring now.
Op 4 found a bomb. You must defend it.
I'm going to defend it.
Oh, I got fired.
I'm so scared of you, like I'm just gonna die immediately.
15 seconds.
10 seconds left.
5 seconds left.
Ten seconds left
Five seconds left
Oh my god, that was scary. That was the closest you got, bro, little key.
I think I'm gonna quit this game, bro. I don't even know.
Oh, stop.
Bro, I'm dying instantly.
You just want a close-range gunfight with a pistol versus a shotgun.
Like, what?
Bro, I feel like you could never compare a console with PC, JNC. It's impossible.
No, I mean, you can't, but you can when you're a weak into the game.
I
Well, it's any fair I'm gonna play for the game's my entire life, bro. I
Think I'm just gonna like hang it up Chad. I think I gotta hang up the boots. Oh
bro, stop
Guys, he instantly kills me though. Like I just you know what I really want to do with you though
JC I really want to do like a 2v2 rager with you on my team, bro. Oh
Yeah, please daddy. Please carry me. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, I did actually bro
I'd love not today, but like soon like yeah, please daddy carry me. Oh my god
She's up money though. I'm still I'm not bad
You're not bad, bro. You're not I told you to champ. I mean, I don't know
Okay, I I literally die instantly. I saw what you were champ last season
I've died instantly I think like every time five seconds to go
I mean bro, with a little more awareness I think you just shit on Squirtle there.
He got some free ass rounds on you.
No bro, no, don't remind me bro.
This is what I said I didn't even want to want to be like I just died in a millipede.
It's like it's not even, it's like a horror movie.
It's literally like I'm playing a fucking horror film.
I die instantly when I peek him.
Oh, wait, what? A shotgun?
It's not as much as the one shot of anyone.
I'll tell us to see for you, but you ran so fast through the door.
Come back, chow-chow-chow. I don't think it's happening, guys.
I will try, though.
Oh my god.
Are you serious? I could've killed you!
That'd been so old!
But you're your own fucking C4.
Wait, you had it C4 below?
Yes.
Fast learner, bro. I thought it was on the wall.
No, it was below
I don't even know where to go here, bro. I'm gonna be honest like I guess I could change it
Was she good on console was rich he got on console yeah, but she was good
Richie was like a top console player.
Were you better than Richie back in the day?
Secure the area.
It's like console, console.
Right.
Richie was like, probably like top three support players on console.
I mean, maybe like in 2024, I would say I was probably better than him at 1v1s.
But Richie was like a top three support player.
thing is when you're interested to be chosen stuff it's kind of weird that we both play
like passive and it's weird, but if you play aggressive bro I don't know, then we can talk
some shit about that house.
Dude, low key.
I do want to do some super Tuesday bro.
But like, if you put Richie in my position, like if Richie's on console, on roller
right now, I don't know if he's winning this.
I don't know if he was thinking, like bro I'm dying instantly ever, I mean you
You are mouse with 300 frames in perfect aim.
Richie, are you winning this?
What the fuck is this camera?
But the cameras of this map are fucking like disgusting, bro.
Like, I'm going to be honest.
Bro.
Oh my god, I'm fucking blind, bro.
I don't know what that is, what am I scanning?
Wait what?
You have been spotted by Astle's fallback.
Wait, wait, wait.
What am I scanning?
This game is assed.
Fuck, what are you doing?
Yo bro, where are you?
Bro, I thought you were downstairs.
You worked downstairs this whole time?
Alright, friend, let's try to play like a genius, I guess.
You were not supposed to hold high.
What character is that?
Salos.
She good?
Yeah.
She's really good at loving ones.
Really?
I never tried her.
There's a camera behind me isn't there.
Where the fuck is your site?
Yo bro my god.
What the fuck, Jinxy?
Brother, can't you stop so much?
Do you have anything that's fucking hard for at all?
Oh my god, you're like just like terrifying.
I'm playing so pretty instrument. It's hard to play the winch.
I can't kill you when you're gonna play it.
Oh my god, you're playing like, you're underneath me?
To be fair, that's honesty, bro.
Why did my entire chat filled with asking about Zim?
What the fuck? What is Zim?
Oh, Zimming? Unconciled?
No, no, no. They're asking about a player named Zim.
Oh.
Ah, man. Such a peak era, bro.
I actually get sad thinking about that era chat, literally.
Bro, oh my god.
Zim's band and like everybody else from that era went to PC chat. I'm gonna be honest like no one's on console
Anymore?
I mean who even plays on console like Mingo's trying to get into PC?
Ches, is it literally just me? Is it actually just me? I guess Squirtle plays
Well, yeah, why don't you just switch to PC bro, but I guess not you just mouse and keyboard
Fuck that shit
Dude think about it chat Richie switched to PC
Stoppins pro, Richie switched to PC trying to go pro, Skype switched to PC, Mingo switched
to PC, he played T2 Screams yesterday, like bro, I didn't know console tournaments he
didn't brought anymore, I doubt they do, but my god what a peak era that was.
Zim got banned, Charlie got banned, um, look, why is everyone being banned, for kidding?
Just you didn't even know, bro.
Just talk to the- For kidding?
Glambo switched to BCD. Like bro, there is literally no one left on console. I'm not even kidding.
I actually think I'm the only person from that group who like frequently plays on consoles.
That makes me squirtle.
No chat, it's bad.
Which I haven't has like a like a kid now, bro
Bro those days are like gone
But my god, that was an era
You're gonna like run out. That's like a run up. That was such an era check
Jay went to be broke Jay with the PC Lou went to PC Richie with the PC stop and didn't pro league now
Kason's about to be in pro league
Mingo's on PC Richie's on PC like holy fuck
I don't want to be seen up. Yes
Like I still play siege but I don't play siege
All right, here's where I lose
here's where I lose chat
where'd you pick top east?
probably fall now like
crap
Oh, that was good.
Wait, this could happen actually.
This might be a comeback here.
Ooh, that's good.
Okay, now I'm on attack.
I'm looking at giving you these shots.
I'm literally looking at giving you this game, bro.
Alright, let me think about this.
Check this isn't a bad shout.
Bro this op is like shit now though.
Like I don't even know what to do.
This op is just literally dog shit now.
Like Sousa used to be the best op in the king.
Literally.
Sousa's just been the best op in the game.
I'm not playing that anymore.
Well I don't know who's the good person to go.
Oh, yes, like, bro, she she has a cool down she scanned so much shit
I don't know what like she is ass bro. She's literally ass, but bro
It's cool to see you get in the stage like I haven't seen like a
Roddero if I've ever seen a streamer outside of siege get in the siege chat
The only thing the only thing I don't like about this game is just the cheaters
They ought to fix that shit because I hate losing to someone who's cheating
wait till you're in champ
you're gonna play cheaters
uh like i mean any pc champs in the chat
i think it's like one out of every four games
i'll play a cheater
actually
yes bro
one out of every four games i'll play a cheater
yes it's bad
like it's really bad
wish i had one out of every three
definitely do something stupid bro
Yeah, it feels like it's so brain dead, bro. I don't know.
Save us, Jim C. Skydive, Trash.
Bro, his aim's perfect. I don't know. This is not easy.
This is something weird, bro.
I'm looking for you. What the hell he out of nowhere you are in. Like on my mother's
life I don't know where you are. I'm hoping I see you soon.
No, I heard you
Why'd you keep getting on about your drone? Are you like a god?
I didn't know where you were, bro
Oh my god, you know what flicking your cams. I didn't know if you were on or off
like you flicked like six times or four times. I didn't know where you were bro.
It's chipping. Do the one shot I hit on you. Do the wall of the flicked PMR to the right.
That was pretty cool. Dude, I want a champ with you bro. GG's bro. I didn't know what to say about that. GG's dude.
I think I'd rather like literally die and get shot in GTA.
Yo bro, good game bro.
Good game man.
Good game bro.
GG's bro.
GG's.
Bro, what is going on?
I can't beat him.
Seven for me twice.
Okay, let me call Ron.
Jack, me versus Ron.
Apparently he has a coach!
Chat Chat tournament is in three days
TDs to Muda though man GGs deserve to win for sure. GGs bro
What do you know? Yo, are you ready bro? Are you ready?
So what do you have a trainer like bro you're obviously gonna win if they're telling you what to do
You know
Okay, so do I have time to play one game of five-minute blitz to just get warm
All right, we'll do 10 minute games too
Chat what
I don't know. Should I be nervous with your crystal man?
So I'm doing car root com now. My cousin taught me car root com.
Locking my cousin taught me car root com chat.
Wait, am I supposed to get my night out here?
I think I'm supposed to get my night out.
Am I supposed to get my
Wait, wait, wait, I should take with this phone
Because
This exposes the king though. I
Actually, I don't know what pond to take with I guess this I'm taking too long to think
Okay, let's start developing
Like that like that I guess oh
Oh, I can castle shortly.
Yeah, I'll trade bishops with each one.
Let's trade.
Night for a bishop, night for a bishop.
Good boy.
Shout out to 200E low guys, so bear with me here.
Oh, no, you can't castle when you're in check.
That's such a li- Oh, wait, now I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Bro, I thought I was going to be fucked for a second.
with your crystal myth and I,
it cause I ain't got no money
and you'll never be my girl.
All right, interesting.
So I've developed pretty well.
I've castled early.
Let's get a Rook in an open file, right?
Let's get our Rook to where he can actually see something
cause he can't see shit when he's right here.
Now, my next play could be like,
Oh, he's gonna try to like power me chat. You guys see what he's going for?
He's gonna try to just like power me
This is interesting because I didn't know what to do oh
Bishop yeah, Bishop here protects this square
Bishop protects this
take
Take take take. I mean, yeah, I need to play a little bit faster
but I don't really know what to move.
I got to play fast about it, what to do?
Because I ain't got no money.
All right.
He gave me that.
He's going to mind.
He might lose Queen here.
He's giving me all of his pawns.
This guy's kind of choking.
He's choking now.
Everybody's choking now.
Wait.
This is a really good bishop.
oh my god oh my god it's a good bitch him that's a really good bitch him rocked hat take take
has to move his queen but then he loses the rook he sacrificed the rook
jenny is that not a naughty fucking bitch him
take guys i'm getting better i swear okay now
Bro, let's start offering Queen Trades because we're up to really manic. That's so manic of him
bro, let's just offer Queen Trades all game long
This is the sexy Bishop, but not really because then we're just hanging it but
Now the Bishop sexy
Cuz boys we go bang bang
Thanks for the night, dumb ass! What are you doing?
Wait, I could- could I convert this?
No, no. Let's start in the queen.
BANG! Queen, what's up? I'm in your face. I'm in your face. Bitch!
Okay, okay, okay. Vamo, vamo, vamo. Now, what do we do as simple?
We blunder? No, I'm good, I'm good. Chat, are we locked?
Are we locked?
Offer another queen trade?
But I gotta think, what am I doing with this?
Oh my God, I almost blundered my night.
Holy shit, holy shit.
I almost blundered my queen, sorry.
Wait, this is actually bad.
I'm in a bad spot.
I kind of trapped everything.
Bro, I sort of trapped everything.
I'm up so much material.
I got to get, I got to play faster.
The Bishop is protected, the Rook's protected.
Can I advance my attack?
The Bishop and the Rook are protected.
Oh, well, okay, that's protected.
Wait, hold up, this guy's sort of trolling.
This is check.
Dude, I would literally love to Queen trade with you
if you'll allow it.
Wait, and then, okay.
There's so many ways to blunder right now.
Your chest is so hard because you have to analyze so many different things at once and it makes
your head want to pop.
Channel probably do cases after I play Ron.
Wait, wait, he's smart.
I need to get this queen out of this diagonal line so I can take the night and check his
king.
Oh my god, perfect.
Perfect!
He's going to take my rook though, I think, Shisa.
Wait, but nobody can't because he's in check.
He can't take my work cause he's in check, mother sucka!
Cause I ain't got no money.
Wait, is that not checkmate?
Nah, it's not.
He's gonna go back to the corner.
Bro, look, let's get active.
Rook protects queen no matter what.
This is why I never lose my queen.
Oh my God, you cheeky fucking bastard, bro.
You're such a cheeky bastard.
Look, bro, I need to get this bishop involved and we're going to win anything.
And that's all, period.
Okay, he's threatening the rook.
Look, now we have a barrage.
Bro, let's send out the rooks.
No, let's get fucking active.
Wait, I think I lose this exchange?
I need to advance this, try to know how to win, I have no time, this is bad.
This is actually really bad guys.
Wait I figured it out, because look, now this screen is protected, try to figure it out
I know how to win! Look!
Look, chat!
Look! I know how to win!
You absolute fucking...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Absolutely wait!
Hold!
I have to meet him.
There's no other way.
Is that me? I have to sack the queen to meet him I think.
How's that not me? What?
How's that not me? What? What's not me?
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
What?!
How is that not me?
Life actually how?
How is that not me?
Is Ron bettery?
Is wrong that Jack is wrong daddy is wrong daddy. I'm about to fucking work him is wrong daddy
Okay, yeah, is she gonna help him is she gonna help him
Oh, let's take it nice
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go tinkle. I'm gonna tinkle. I'm gonna tinkle
Yeah, I'm gonna shit on run y'all. I'm gonna shit on
Y'all
I like that you chose levy over us and I'm right here
That's what I said.
Instead of one, we're the right choice.
Ew.
I was wondering if you'd be a fool not to pick us.
Haha!
Pretty good.
I like that one.
What style?
Green.
Yeah, the classic.
Green is good.
Skip.
But knowing you, you'd probably pick me.
Let me make sure I hide just in case.
No, thank you.
When I play chess tournaments, my dad would always cover behind my shoulders and watch
like this and be really nervous.
So this is the full chess experience.
Okay.
Ready?
Great.
Okay, quick thing, um, chat, does anyone want to give us a challenge?
We'll start with like, uh...
Wait, nothing? Can we make sure also like...
No, there's nothing here you can leak.
Okay.
Yeah, you just got ads.
Here, should I move this?
Um, yeah, let's do you good...
You can make Cam bigger too, it's not like Fortnite, you don't have to show very much.
Okay, is this good like this?
Yeah, you should be...
I'm going to show everything.
Chattanooga.
Jixie Cawlin.
Jixie is Cawlin.
Okay, yeah, Jesus.
I should, I should, I should spell my God.
I don't know why I didn't let me say that.
No, you're going to leave it.
Well, I feel like the caffeine.
I didn't leave it.
Okay, I can't.
Hey, the prediction's on me.
The prediction's on me.
Yeah, I don't know.
W. Ron's chat, man.
W. Ron's chat.
Let's see my chat.
Oh, yeah.
Let's see my chat.
Oh, nice.
You miss a gift that who gets it L3 they can put it's your one frostage your one
L fat L fat what does that even mean?
What does that mean bro L fat if you lose hang it up yo bro, I'm not gonna hang it up
guys
Yeah, can y'all chill this morning one thing chat here we go one thing you'll learn about me bro
Is that I don't care how good I am at something or how bad I am at something?
I'll never fucking quit no matter what no matter how many times people say
I suck at something or if somebody says I'm good. I'll never fucking quit
Because the only way to really lose
So have us I'm in the middle of a motivational speech and you move my chair
Tell us it the only way to really lose in life is to quit and give up
So yeah, I might be 200 low in chess 300
I might be 300 low and you guys roast me all the time, but I'm not gonna quit because one day
I'm gonna be a thousand below
Ron Dale Jingle, Chateau Brown, Jannity Caldum, somebody said, Apex, I didn't know, great
point chat, I didn't quit Apex, guys, just because I'm on that temporary hiatus from
Apex doesn't mean I quit the game.
Have I raged off the game twice?
Yes.
Have I literally contemplated wrapping my car around a telephone pole while playing
this game?
This game right here has actually made me more mad
than I think any game ever.
Besides like maybe Clash Royale
and the Pekka Goblin Giant meta.
The Golden Baby Dragon.
Hi guys.
Yo!
Hi guys, bro.
Look, bro.
Yes, I quit Elton Ring.
Look, bro, I quit Elton Ring and I quit Apex, guys.
What do you want me to say, bro?
I'm a fucking loser, bro.
I didn't quit chat.
I didn't quit it.
All right, all right, all right, hi Vash.
There was a couple of games I quit.
Okay, okay.
I did quit Cuphead.
I did quit all of them.
I did not quit Apex.
Just cause I'm on a temporary hiatus from Apex
doesn't mean I quit the game, yo.
It's not what that means.
Cause I ain't got no money.
Oh, I quit Deadlock.
Oh, I forgot about that.
We have actually quit a lot of stuff.
I've actually quit a lot of stuff, chat.
Oh my, no, no, no, I've actually quit.
I didn't quit.
Yo, no, look, grr!
Quitting VR chat was good for my soul.
What do you mean VR chat?
Guys!
Look, bro, I'm gonna have a son one day.
I'm not always gonna be in the internet, bro.
Chat, I'm gonna have a son one day
and chat's gonna say cap or you'll die alone.
Look, bro, I know when I'm like 29, 30,
I'm gonna have a son, bro.
And if my son sees the clip of me in a cage
on VRChat getting spanked,
my son is never gonna look at me the same again.
Do y'all realize that?
My son is never gonna look at me the same again.
So yeah, bro, I quit VRChat for my son.
You deadass barked for her.
It's already been done.
What about your wrestling match?
Okay, this guy's got jokes.
Yo, I didn't quit Rocket League.
I didn't quit.
I didn't quit Rockin' League.
Brother, I was on Rockin' League three days ago.
Where is Ron?
Let's go!
You're gonna watch?
Yeah, I'm gonna watch my best.
Hold on, I gotta call about,
I can't play it through both,
so you're just gonna have to listen through here, okay?
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my God, I'm actually, hold on.
You don't have speakers?
I do, but then how, I can't.
It's okay.
It'll echo.
No, it's okay.
Okay, chat, I'm ready.
You got a coach for an hour and now you're coming at the 300 elo deity, bro.
You're not there yet, but numbers don't matter.
I'm the king of 300 elo.
I'm maybe the greatest 300 elo player to ever grace the brand.
I almost beat XQC, bro.
Do you even know that?
That's fine.
I have been practicing.
I bet you don't even know what a castle is, do you?
Up top.
Hold on.
Did you just say up top?
Run!
Bro, I know how to castle, bro.
Are you ready to play?
He knows how to castle.
You probably learned that.
Yeah, I'm ready to play.
All right, bro.
I'm going to go full fan.
How do I invite you?
Is there a way I can give an invite?
Yeah, you can tell him.
Play a friend.
You do it off my chest.
Oh, what's your username?
Yeah, there you go.
Okay
Jinxy two eyes jinxie two eyes. There's another one. That's a fake guy that guy's not 915 with a diamond
Yeah, that's me. Okay. I ten minute or what should we do ten?
Teddy's
Hi, thanks. Hey, how's it going one helpline? Oh, is he allowed to have a helpline?
He just learned how to cast a literally. I don't even think you remember
Ah, yes, okay, yes, I'll allow one helpline, yeah.
Maybe three helplines actually, because he's had a really long day.
He's really tried.
Okay, maybe in the middle I have two helplines.
I mean two helplines, okay, I'll take it.
Okay, deal, thank you so much.
Chad, is that a bad idea?
I was just saying that, I didn't mean it.
Okay, they're calling me Make-A-Wish.
Yeah, I'm not an insult, guess what?
That's a great thing, you get to make any wish you want.
Okay, Ron. Did you invite me by the way? Uh, yeah, so there's the big settings. Um, yeah
See shit. No, but I'm afraid
Yeah, yeah, Ron, do you want to play me? I'll take some free elo rod if you're handed it out chat emo
It's yeah, I'll watch you. Well, no, you'll have to just don't reach
I'm closing chat then while I do this because I'm walked in
So, Ron, do you want to do best of three so you could really extend the ass with it?
I feel like you said what jing see sorry. Do you want to do best of three so we could extend the ass whoopin?
Do we want to put anything online? Yeah, let's put a what?
You were what 2019 champion you know, we can do that much maybe like a little rumble. How about like a hundred maybe 20?
Oh, let's do 20 gifted. Let's do 20. Let's do it, bro. Let's do it. Let's do it. Are you in the game?
Bro, I don't have an invite from you.
I said you invited.
Oh, go make sure he's on playslashlive.
Oh, here I'll give you the link.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me the link in Discord, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
I'm going against the king of 300, you know, bro.
Shut up, bro. I don't care if you're in.
Whoa, this is five minutes. Ah, 10.
No, it's not, no, it's not, no, it's not. I have it ready.
Two, you know what? Actually, hang on. Let's do 5-5.
Sorry, we're gonna do five minutes five second increment because that's the same time control of the tournament
Okay, I'll be a little faster for you, but okay. Where are you in the game?
Rondale, I don't have your in my bro. I sent you didn't write. No, I use this link new link
This is better faster first
I want to make I'm actually like
Okay, no and none of that brothers. Oh, no cheating a lot of wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no
I'm how do I okay? I'm just covering that he
Are you in jigsaw? No, no, no, you said it would excel dingo, bro
I'm in here around there. We know I joined, but it doesn't work. Oh, wait
I'm in your game. Oh my god. I go. Oh my god. I got black. I'm ready. You're actually good. I got my
I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. You know, you're gonna auto-avort in seven seconds shut up
up. Karukan. Queen pond? Easy. Nice development, bro. Your castle. Bro, nice development.
Nice development, buddy. Honestly, I'm just going to play this smooth. Because I... You're
Actually already done bro. You let me set up the whole car. We kind of
Ronald you're nervous for the tournament bro. No, I'm not nervous
Yeah, no, you're right. Okay, so that I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna go
There wait, how did you already get that ready? I pre-moved
Hanging a fish there. We go. Thank you. Oh
Okay
Yep
I'm gonna hit you with
You're not bad kid. You're not bad kid
But Rod you gotta remember bro, I'm the 300 D low like final boss. I'm not worried. I'm not worried
I'm not worried. I have a teammate. She can give me two hints, right?
Uh, yeah, one per game maybe?
Sit this best of three?
Maybe one per game.
Oh.
You see what I'm trying to do, Andrea?
Hide mine.
What?
This is great compared to your first game, person.
Hide mine.
What?
This is just a process.
Wait, you just blundered!
You just blundered!
I did not blundered.
Did I blundered?
I didn't blundered.
Why is he saying I blundered?
You just blundered!
Look!
Free pawn!
It's okay, though.
And my business protect it
I did not blundered yes, bro. You gave me a friggin pawn for nothing. I didn't have to do anything
Oh, I know I think I understand this I actually think I understand this
I know but a lot of it's out the door at the moment
Oh my god, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't wait, but if I take take it take it take it take it
Take it. Take it. Tray material. Tray material.
Yeah, we didn't have time to go over the piece material, unfortunately.
Okay, so why are you taking bro? Shut up. Okay, okay.
Ooh, this is not about, alright, I'll tell you.
Remember when we talked about counting pieces?
Ooh baby, give me one more chance.
I know we don't know the material.
Dude, look at me like I'm a...
No, no, no, no.
No, no, actually.
No, genuinely, this is night and day from your first game.
Cause now I can see like...
Like you're actually seeing things, but still...
You think what I'm thinking?
It's gonna, I'm not going to just...
I love asking you is to...
I know you don't know all the material accounts, but I just want you to not blend any more pieces.
Otherwise, you're solid. Just don't blender.
Yes, ma'am. I won't blender, not a single time, ever again.
Let the blendering begin, Jinxy.
I'll trade material all day, buddy.
I'll trade material all day long, buddy.
I will trade material until there's no material on the board, because I'm up material!
Shut your bitch ass up for one second and watch me cook.
I'm actually so lost, Chad.
Yeah, I castled yes yes right no
Yeah, this
King two squares right here
Okay, so King two square so King two squares this person right here
Well, you're trying to castle your queen
Fuck off. I got this you're gonna
I'm not your queen I didn't know it's a hidden move brother sometimes I forget things
Appreciate the pond. I don't know we were handing out pons today. What is this?
Oh
I'm not handing out pawns hold on bro. You're stressing out bro
I'm about to literally mark your entire like all those pons are dead. See all the pons in the middle. They're all that
Muy interesante. I'm your Mijo
Mijo figure it out son
No, I messed up my rook! No!
Yeah, so I'm gonna do this.
My rook! No, I messed up my rook!
No, Ron, please do not have my finger slip!
Ron, my finger slip! No, no, my finger slip!
Don't take my run!
Ron, my finger slip!
What are you doing?
Checkmate, checkmate!
I'm not even in check!
okay check check yeah check you're right check yeah you're right check wait
you're a blunder machine but I can't just tell you run you're a blunder
machine bro it's a lifeline homie you need to so you just blundered your
look it's okay you need to activate your night you can only use your night and
your queen up literally all you have his rook is defended so just try to keep
Keep your knight and your queen close, bring your knight back, and just try to defend.
I should have saved you with a rook, but I didn't.
It's honestly fine, I'm a problem, and I need to learn.
I'm not the forer of chess.
I am going to...
It's okay, we come back.
He will blunder.
Say goodbye to your queen, bro.
Say goodbye to your queen, buddy.
Hey, chat, I'm going to be the best 308L player in the world, bro.
Yeah, it's pretty tough, but you know, maybe he'll still meet you I
Gotta make some plays I gotta make some plays
I'm gonna make some plays here
I'm gonna make I'm gonna make some plays. You're right. I check you. I check you you check me
You check me. I've checked you
Yeah, just try to go for this filming it's important to not give up. We're gonna need to you never give up if you don't lose
He might steal me.
Because I ain't bad.
Bro, Ron, come on, buddy.
I thought you were going to be better, bro.
You trained, bro.
Push it once.
He's going to see it, though.
But at this point, we're going to have to try again.
But it's OK.
We're going to come in a little bit earlier next time.
This is interesting.
I'm not going to help him anymore, dear.
No, he might steal me.
But he's pretty solid.
Oh, fuck.
Jinxie, just give me a little bit of hope.
Your best hope is next game.
I literally, here's how you win, Rob.
The next game, I literally get ran over by a car, Rob.
That's how you win.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
You're not supposed to talk during a chess game.
That's unsports.
Oh.
Couldn't hear you over the check, Rob.
I mean, everything's perspective.
Yeah, this is a world-class event.
Take the night.
You can't take the night.
You can't.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm destroying you, Ron!
Oh my god, give me a chance, will you?
Convert to a queen?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ron, I've been proved it's our last encounter.
Yeah.
He's gonna promote, but it doesn't matter.
No, but then it's.
Just try to film it.
There's nothing we can do to try to win.
We just don't give up.
I just want to say goodbye.
Say goodbye.
How the fuck I'm Jinxy.
Can you shut the fuck up?
How do I say goodbye?
I'm muted.
I'm so good at chess.
Jack, Jack, it might not, the best 308-oh player you've ever seen.
Shout out to Levy, shout out to my cousin for teaching me to Karuk Khan opening.
I know he's proud of me right now.
Shout out to my cousin for teaching me to Karuk Khan, bro.
Somebody said bad versus horrible.
Do-do-do.
Do I get Elo for that?
That's not even fair.
It's not even fair though.
Yo, can I watch Game Review?
Come on, Game Review, glaze me.
Game Review, glaze me.
Chat the Game Review.
Talk to me, baby.
A nice tactical blow in the opening.
Let's look at your...
Countless games start with this move because it...
A good idea that supports a strong center later.
later. This move gives you the opportunity to win their night. The only move and you found it.
Nice development that allows king side castling next move. Oh, thanks, baby. I appreciate you,
babe. Oh my god. Is there a way to marry Nadia here? Like just look, bro. Is she real?
You missed an opportunity to win a night through a fork. Shysa, sorry, Nadia.
you captured a vulnerable night you captured a free pawn the rook is left
hanging letting you grab it immediately you captured a free rook you're
better option was to take an outpost with a night you want a pawn for free
Watch this mate, Chad, watch this mate, wow.
Congrats on your win.
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic, you know.
Never believe it's that so.
It's magic, you know.
Never believe it's not so.
It's magic
Yeah, no
Look chat. I'm gonna keep it an absolute buck, bro
um
Am I winning the tournament?
Check and I would have the tournament cases. Yeah, I got a beat one run one more time
Hey, Jinxie, I hate watching you appreciate that bro, you know, are they still coaching over there? What's even happening?
What's even happening well
You actually fucked up now
Wait, you know, so I'll be on I'm getting a call from agent now too. Yo, bro. What I have case on calling me
Have you called me one agent?
Yeah, she's she can hear you
Yeah kick rocks
Bro, I got case on time you better ruin his day in my chat. Yeah, this is like I'm gonna become the greatest
Hey, this is your villain art. This is how champions are made
You know what?
You can become the best chess player haters are motivators at the table with dinner with success. Okay, and now how do you castle?
Put me in position to castle right here. Watch this. Oh easy. That's a little okay easy
All right, I want to rematch let's go. All right, bro. Let's get this let's get this going, bro
Send me another invite. How you did before you can hit rematch. I clicked it
All right, Ron set send me a new code in in discord, Ron. How do you play online?
Yeah, yeah, noise here, challenge, okay, and don't panic about the time, like I'd rather you take your time than I do.
My heart is racing.
I mean, just gotta breathe. Chess is a really infuriating game. It's like a mental battle. Honestly, most of this is you freaking yourself out.
Okay, I'll do that. He's just too hot. This is him.
Is it? Yeah.
Are you sure? Chessy, do you see me in a bit?
This is him. Ready? Go.
I'm in here.
Alright, go.
This is you?
It's beginning.
It's not.
Sometimes it doesn't.
All right, hey best of luck Jakes
opening principle, shake hand, good luck
check your move before you play
that's all you have to do
good developing
very nice
whoa whoa whoa
whoa it's magic
you know
what if I just mimic him the whole game
you eventually don't stop working but check it over as it works it works
It works, it works, it works, it works, it works here, it works here.
This is fine for now.
Eventually, I'll have to make you a mood.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's not, you know.
Ron, you got good vocals, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Appreciate you, Junko.
Junko Dingle.
You got, you got good vocals, bro.
Ooh.
Holy pan, that's a brutal pan.
I'm sorry if we upset you.
It's OK, OK, son.
I hope you know I was just trolling,
in your room was very nice I don't know okay finished developing just what's
your goal that's oh no I did it's okay
try there's no help I'm a lost cause I'm a lost fucking cause well a bad
shout run that's not a bad shout finish your developing I don't know how
I'm not even developed in my human self look around can I be out of sleep? What?
Look around can I be honest? You're not one term?
Stop panicking yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes ma'am. Okay, so why did he do that?
Good question. He's just developing bam keep going with your plan. It's good that you asked yourself that honestly I really think
Yeah, you're doing better this game, bro
Solid just calm chest. Stay calm
This is not a bad shout, how do you think about your plan? You must finish your king's safety
This is my king
I know I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sometimes I get confused because the Queen of England has a cross. I thought
Oh, never did I know that it's not so.
So if I take this, no, I know.
Hold on.
So I think it's seed, then he'll do that.
Yep.
Vamo.
Like I go here.
What was your plan?
Also?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Sure.
Go for that.
Ooh.
Hey, Rob, I got a question for you.
What?
Rob, what is a four letter word that starts with F
ends with K. Fuck. Fork! This is your forked! I got forked! You got this! You just got forked!
Dumbass. Fuck! I thought I had him there! Fuck it! Stay focused! Yeah, I thought I had him dead to rights!
See your queen. Oh, this is gonna be tricky. This is gonna be tricky now. See now,
Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god King safety King safety
Yep, yeah, okay this way right here right to squares is castle
You need to remember this if you can't remember this we have no shot. Andrea you need to remember this. Are you getting a migraine for me?
No, no, no, no, this is okay. The rest is for you. I'm gonna let you know.
It's magic
No, that's
You know
Famo, okay. This is gonna be tricky. This is very tricky. You can do it
Confidence you got a winning position. You're up material. I should have played you a game
You can do it. You don't need you can win on your own
You know how to do it
Fuck oh no, no, I didn't fuck up. You've got a plan. I got a plan. You can do something. I have a weird
Geeksie do you want to retire this one? We can go best at three. I can win this one. Me. Ho. Me. Ho. You're not gonna win
Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! Son! You're done, brother. You're actually done.
If you win this, I should quit. My life.
I have the power of the Botez on my side.
Well, I don't take responsibility for this game. I'm too helpless.
You are nothing but a pawn to the king.
This is to the king of work life.
Okay, you need a plan in chess. When you're playing, you spend your time talking.
You spend your money. You need to activate your plan.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, he fucked up.
He, he, he, he!
Is that a double check?
No, because then that goes down here, here, here, here.
Here.
OK.
Wait, I know, I know.
But then this, so I'm looking at that.
Oh, you just noticed something.
Yep.
Ooh.
That Bishop has no one to move right now.
Ooh.
So you're recommending?
What do you want to attack a Bishop with?
With this.
That's worth less than the Bishop.
Less than the Bishop, that would be this.
OK.
I'm not helping anymore.
Oh
But the issue is
I'm not right. She didn't really help me with that. I I kind of saw that
All right, yes, ma'am
Wait
I got this I'm locked. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It's magic you come your bitch up
Don't worry. They're just their idiots ignore them
You hung your bitch up.
The rest is going to be frigate.
Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.
Bro, don't you nervous to be honest?
Are you nervous?
Jinxie, can I ask you a question?
Yes.
Did you think before making that move or no?
Uh, not really.
Check.
Uh, first off, that's my rook.
Check.
Second, that is not check, bro.
Check.
I mean, do I want to trade?
Yeah, go ahead and trade. Do it. Do it.
I don't think trading is the best watch what happens in your trade watch what happens in your trade
What if we would just train?
Wait boss, I
Don't know that's the best of shouts
Let me lock in here folk. Honestly. I know he's gonna
Because no, but then that goes there
It's really just like a small moves. You're right baby moves baby moves baby moves
Baby moves baby moves
They see now though
No, because yeah, I'm familiar with it. Don't wait actually no, but I don't want to yeah
I don't want to trade that because if I go here then he could take
Can't help me I know what I'm doing I played these games before
You just hung your queen bro, Ron hang it up
Bro, I'm walking apart at your queen
It's okay. You saw the attack boss. You're stressing me out. I'm sorry. You're stressing me out
Wait, no, no, that is not stress bro. You need to hang this shit up, bro. She's stressing me out, bro. It's like
Yeah, I know wait, no, I didn't be oh my god, actually or not I missed like on God
You know what, Ron? Maybe I can still make it. Maybe I can still make it, Ron.
Massive improvement.
Ron, I might still make this, bro.
You're not still making it. I'm a fucking burger.
You're not a burger, Ron.
Maybe I can still make it, Ron.
I'm actually just a fucking burger.
Andrea, I'm a burger. I'm a fucking burger.
I'm a fucking burger. I'm a fucking burger.
Oh my god
Check me
I'm on a Pia
On Pinyata on Pinyata on Pinyata
Wait, I know what is it? What is all possible? What is all possible?
He's not offended. He did something with his work.
Yes.
We have to move in like this because we can't offend him.
Fuck.
At least I got a point.
Bar.
Yo, Ron.
I actually like to do this.
Give me a favor, Ron.
Just burn your PC to the floor, bro.
Ron, it's over, dude.
I told you, I'm the 200E Love Grim Reaper.
I don't, Andre, I'm the Reaper.
It's okay, it's okay. We're going to analyze this.
I'm the 200E Love Grim Reaper, bro.
little bit more time to analyze.
I don't think I can say this.
Never believe it's that so.
Hold on, let me think about this move.
Now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna slowly
but surely destroy all your thoughts
and my thoughts to Queens and that.
Okay, so I'm gonna go up one.
I'm gonna see how you play against this.
Mm, it's not a bad shot.
It's magic.
See, you're cooked.
See, I knew you were gonna do that.
Now what are you gonna do?
What do you know that?
Battering, bram.
game over now.
Oh my god, let me ruin your reputation.
No, no, it's OK.
Keep fighting.
Wait.
Yeah, just keep fighting.
And there's no way to save this.
Magnus himself can't save this.
Check.
You've got to check.
That's all you've got.
Go back and defend.
Check.
That is not check.
That's not how the rookie even moves.
see it though right? No you actually see it. Wait you see it. Wait boss? Hey.
That wasn't good attack but. Oh no I'm fine. Oh you might still be. Go back here. Wait.
No no. Just go there. It's not gonna matter. They're calling me zero elo.
Push the bar. Push the bar. Push the bar. Get him all your pieces and maybe he'll
still meet you. He's not gonna still meet you. He's too good.
Oh my god, I gotta let out force. I have to let out force.
Block all yourself, try to keep pushing.
Goodbye! It's over! Goodbye! It's over! Because as soon as I go, he's gonna rock me! It's fucking over! I'm the FOURTH OF CHANNELS!
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City, I'm a thousand miles away,
The girl tonight you look so pretty oh yes you do
Okay, okay, oh chat it's cuz he's gone couldn't move
to learn something from the skin.
Rematch, rematch, or no, no, no.
No, no, look at that one.
Give me 30 seconds, 30 seconds, 30 seconds,
I'll be back.
30 seconds, I'll be back.
Why are they giving me protein candy?
Look.
Oh God, don't, don't fall for me.
Let me get over here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, all right.
Oh my God.
No, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Okay, you can't, nothing you can't.
I'm gonna analyze this really quick.
So you were doing really good
and then you started panicking
and you started playing without thinking.
Super solid opening, great play.
You know, castle, okay here,
so you understand castling now.
The king, so what, where should have you developed
instead of this?
Make an arrow, show me a right foot.
For him?
No, your move, and your right foot is to castle.
You take this?
No, no, you take this.
Yep.
And then you go, yeah.
So to do that, what piece should you take out next?
You hear.
Good, yes.
So I'll probably put it like,
I wouldn't put it here because
This guy has a lost cause.
Yeah, correct.
But Chad, this guy is a burglar, bro.
Let's talk to my Cam.
Why do you guys keep saying the Cam's problem?
The Cam is fine.
Okay, okay, okay.
And now...
I'm so confused.
Chad, I'm the 200-year-old rim reaper.
He's not ever gonna be...
Wait, and then he blundered.
You're not gonna win games because your opponent's blundered.
You just wait for them.
You're gonna be like a cobra.
You let them butt-lubber and you don't.
Oh, that's why.
Oh, it has to be the board, sorry.
Here we go.
Okay, it's because we're in analysis mode.
Okay, good.
Story chart.
wait for it again he blundered on move 10 here but then you gave it back you need
to hang on to it everything here was good when you so now you're in the
middle game you need a plan right here you would use a horse so once I want
to teach you once you get in these positions these are the rooks you want
to act so you've already activated you did it you have the opening your
king of safe this is called a semi open file because there's only one pawn
you want to activate your rooks here oh the rook can jump over my horse
No, it's but it's about future control. So try to
Chat this guy
Bro chat this guy is never gonna beat me guys never ever. He's never ever gonna beat me up. I actually feel like confidence
But this guy is never ever gonna beat me up
But this guy is never ever gonna be well, I know the Carl Kahn I'm unfuck with a ball
I know the Karukah should do here.
Hypothetically, who in the shadow of the Karukah nobody be honest.
Hey, there, Delilah.
What's it like in New York?
Let me we'll get it a heart attack if he sees this zero
Elo versus 50 Elo.
You just fucked up.
Yeah, guys, I still made it because I had so much material.
That's my bad for having eighty six material than messing up.
Yeah, I'm the car. I'm the car who end boss. Yes. Yes. Robert with the five. Let's get a W rob in the chat.
Robert, it's not a bad shout out of you.
Yeah, you guys want to just watch me just do one minute bullet. I'm going to be a car to chat. Watch this.
And then he takes a job to be a car to watch this.
Yeah, all right, guys, it's a car. I hope everybody's doing well. I take, take, take, take, and then we just develop here.
Take, take, just all really simple developing.
And then we just cancel here.
Bishop, let's just get that involved here and, you know, we're just firing on every file.
We end up wondering our night, but it doesn't really matter because we're just taking.
And I would just develop, I'm a car so I'm just going to win the game because I'm a car.
And then he's going to go here, here, here, here, and I'm just going to go here into the fifth dimension. And then here, right here, we have a pretty good attack here with our queen.
He ends up pressuring me, but he doesn't realize that I now have what we call a fork in the chess world.
He's probably going to panic and do something like like this. And he's in check. And that's going to be game over because I'm a.
I
Buddy I forked up I'm ready
Yo fork boy you here yes, bro. You're not ever gonna beat me dude. I'm not ever gonna beat you. Yes
We drew brother
Yeah, we drew on me how I had 36 material shut up. Let's go. How do I go again?
So here no no wait here what you should have done your forked you have to lose a piece
I don't want to lose this. Yes, so I'm gonna move back. Okay, or what's even better?
You saw it at first you wanted to take that on um here
Which at my opponent is such a burden.
Yes, and then okay, then you take
Yep, and then and then we just went on time here. That's not really
You're still losing
Yes, but you're still losing but this way you don't lose an entire queen. So just understand when you're forked
It's okay to sacrifice. Just try not to lose your most important piece. They're calling me brilliant
Oh
That move brilliant. Okay. All right. Wait. What the hell war are you ready?
Yeah, send me to the I'm a
Chat up a car
Okay, don't panic you're getting better, but you still have a lot a lot
Oh, yeah, if we lose this we're out if we lose this it's over. What if I win this?
Okay, we're gonna make it. This is what it takes all bro. That's how it works
Okay, we just challenged a challenge. Did you get it in discord and discord? No on the game of the map
I can get such a link if you need maybe put it in discord not a way I'm getting Sam
All right, all right
Some of any moderation on the profile pictures. I've seen like 30 we know we asked that too
What do you ask? Yes, if chest I come as a moderation on the profile pictures
I'm gonna message them. I don't know why that's happened. I'm gonna text them one time
I saw I was a very interesting looking
Yeah, that was crazy. I've never seen that in my life. I don't know how you guys got that. I'm gonna ask them
All right, you get it. All right in here in here floating and
Look like a feathers thing like a bee. You're never gonna beat me dude. How do I wait? How do I start now?
How do I start?
We said I'm a challenge
Except that oh
Okay
You're good.
Okay.
All right.
Head sets going on.
Double check your moves.
All right, Jinx.
Best of luck, brother.
Hand shake.
What the fuck are you doing?
Brown, what is that Bishop twin?
Nice before bishops, Brown.
Nice before bishops.
That's what Levy said.
Thank you! He's helping us.
Good.
So one thing about me, Jinxie, is that I learned from my mistakes.
So obviously here, I could take some pieces, but why would I do that?
I'm just going to back up.
In that position, you couldn't even take any pieces, bro.
I could have taken as many pieces as I want to, but you choose not to let me.
Don't read chat and focus.
Yes, ma'am.
Your one goal was, you're almost there, that's the queen.
Castle in is with the king.
Empanada, empanada.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Finish your plan.
Okay, so that means, so I gotta move Castle here?
That's how you, there's only one way to Castle.
Right here.
That's the only way.
Okay, please remember that.
So I have to do that every game?
Yes.
Right!
Okay.
Me when the empanada is ready.
All right.
All right, meal.
Haha.
You're not locked in, bro.
I'm so locked in.
You're not locked in.
Wait, play, bro.
Oh, it's me.
Don't panic.
It's my turn.
I'm just thinking about my move, bro.
It's not your turn, dick.
Shiasa.
Just trust me, please.
Cool.
I'm gonna move some more.
Are we pushing Pond? We have a fish developing.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I got one fish up and you can't develop it because it's locked.
Chad, I believe this Pond was the end of my year.
Good. You need to get out your other fish.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Jinksy, I wish you the best of luck,
but unfortunately you're now a Pond to me in the game with Chess.
yes go bro you scared think I have aura
think on his time don't just yeah you
pre-moved because you're playing so fast
don't get that move
Ooooh, what the-
Very interesting to my son
Oh my gosh.
Miho! Miho! Miho!
Stream session's not gonna help them chat.
There's no idea what he's doing.
He's just talking randomly.
I don't know.
Actually, I'm doing really well.
Wait, so this is...
I don't think this is a bad play because...
Yeah, that's not a bad play. I mean, I take it.
Confidence, okay.
Because then I'm just gonna...
Actually, I'll see how he plays because the key goes...
Yes, don't...
Actually, no.
I don't know how to stream site
Nope so
Yeah, but then that goes there honestly
Why did you do that?
Because he's gonna do that. So I guess I do have to move
So he was gonna do that so I moved to here
I got it. How do I get rid of that?
Go to the bathroom.
Meeho! Meeho, mignoy, mignoy!
Ooh, good play.
Wait. Oh, but then, if I want to do that, is that words?
Ooh, okay, so I'm going to do that.
Oh, thank God.
Ah, it's improving!
Yeah!
I didn't see that play a lot of why so that's gonna do so I gotta move this oh wait oh hold
on hold on I'm okay with this I know it's gonna happen so if that and then that yeah
Yeah, I'll go back.
Ooh, I like that play, actually.
That was actually a good play.
That's fun.
But now you're kind of like in a weird position.
So I just...
Wait, is it my turn?
Wait.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
I fucked up, didn't I, Andrew?
No, you're still in the game. You're literally even on material.
You're dead even.
Yeah, but the thing is, if your mindset is over, you lose the game.
Yes, ma'am.
You are in an even position. You can win this. You need to stay up on time.
I think I know what to do here.
You have a totally, totally good position.
Ooh.
Wait, no!
I didn't even click I'm familiar with these games I played these games before I played
these games before you're stressing me out that's what it is wait wait wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fast!
Wait, how do you do that?
You're the queen?
Yeah, I'm the queen.
Oh my God.
I'm the queen.
Oh my God, Mijo, how do you do that?
me how Jinxie gave me a chance.
He did.
He gave you a chance.
I know, and I fucked up.
OK, don't give up.
Guess what?
You got stalemated last time.
You can get stalemated again.
Yes, develop your head.
No, we're fine, the other way.
Yep, so you can't get me.
Classic.
Just hang in there.
Just try to maneuver.
Hey!
Miracles can happen, chat.
But we did already get our make-a-wish today.
Your lipstick stains!
Just let me work. I got this. You're gonna watch, you're now watching a master at work.
Wait a minute, Jaycee, I think you fucked up.
Wait!
Oh my God!
Take my pawn!
Do it!
Do it, bro!
Do it!
Take it!
Do it! Take it!
Well, I only have one move.
Well, let me think before. Let me see what he does.
And then let me cook. And then maybe the confidence.
Chad, am I made for this or no?
Wait, let me just think real quick.
He's trying to meet you.
He's trying to meet me? Hey, yo!
I mean, obviously, I can do this, but...
You don't have many minds. You don't have many minds.
Yeah, I know. It's like, then if I go up one more, it's like, okay.
But...
Yeah, it's okay.
Oh my god.
Um, you had a free queen and you were winning.
You maybe double or nothing.
Double or nothing, but we do need a two.
You're getting so much better.
You didn't even have a pieces move
and you were actually making winning moves on your own.
Oh, I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
He's clapping.
Like, like, oh my god.
Wait, here.
Can I have the headset?
Yes.
Hello Mr. Bixi.
Hello, hello.
Hello.
Listen, he drove the short bus to school and this was a big day of progress.
We would like to offer you double or nothing and we just, we will do one quick chess lesson
and we've made a lot of progress so we appreciate your patience.
You've been very helpful with us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, double or nothing's fine.
I mean, we could do just giving away money.
No, no, don't worry.
Triple or nothing?
Or quadruple.
No, just double or nothing.
Just double or nothing.
I'll cover the double.
Oh, let's do it.
Okay, okay, we're just gonna do a quick one minute lesson and then we got it. Okay, okay, let me definitely take it.
to a little bullet action because I'm Hikaru and me and Hikaru play bullet all the time
because for the best quality players in the world.
And I blinded her.
Flavon Dabba Zara.
I'm just gonna do nothing.
I design now. Wait, no, he can't mate me. Let's just, let's just waste time. He can't
fucking mate me. You know the fuck he can. He can't fucking mate me. Yeah, right. Yeah,
right. You're gonna mate me in what, 20 seconds? Cat. Cat. Ooh, ice. What? Little
bit of dressing. Please don't see it. He fucking saw it. All right, this guy's pretty friggin
good. Yeah, this guy's pretty friggin good. Yeah.
You're not gonna to meet me, bro. Give it up. You're not gonna to meet me. You're
doing on time. You're not gonna to meet me, bro. Give it up.
Your lipstick stains
I knew I couldn't forget you
So I wouldn't let you blow my mind
I, I, you're...
Bro, Chad, I'm gonna be honest.
This one minute shit is actually dumb.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, you're just spamming.
Nobody knows.
Yeah, I went too fast.
Five mistakes, Flabadora.
Yo, brother, you're done.
Now you're actually done.
Can we get some GGs rolling in the chat?
Seven minutes.
This is the final countdown.
Let's get some GGs going on in the chat.
Send a new one.
You're actually cooked.
Like, I thought this-
I didn't believe yours.
What is this?
Which one do I do?
Let me help you.
Okay.
You're actually cooked now.
Like before I was like trolling, low key.
You're done you said that you said that in discord
I'm setting it up. I'm gonna send him a link who believes in me Chad drop on me
That's something that are better not to okay
I said I sent it on discord
You got it. Okay. Don't panic go over your principles talk to yourself. It's okay
I'm not afraid!
Make arrows! Don't forget your arrows!
Wait Ron, it says I can only accept it once!
You said you can only accept it once.
That's okay.
No, it says it doesn't work. Does it work?
Not working, not working.
Not working, it's because, you know what it is, I started, I have like a winning mindset now, so the game won't let me play.
Yeah, I'll send him one more. It's probably because he has two trust comms.
Um, if we send him a reama, oh, you're gonna have to just reflash.
I think it's okay. I think it's just, uh, yeah.
Just to make people on this website pride.
Okay, oh my god, that's you guys saying you almost had a strong game. See you had a strong start nice Nicholas Stewart. Did you get it?
Yo, uh chat just put every channel what you have on me when it guys about a win like I'm a fraud
I'm sending him one more quickly click it because it's a run beats me. I'll do a 24-hour chest train
It's fine. Just quickly jakesy. Did you get it quick quick quick quick quick quick. I'm in here. I'm in here
Don't accept.
Alright, got it.
Correct!
We're in!
Okay, two help lines.
Only two.
I'm going to use them wisely.
We need to win.
Okay.
Good.
Why did he do that?
He was fine, actually.
No, no, no, no.
Yep.
Nope.
Wait.
Okay.
I'm going to use the help lines.
Okay.
I'm going to use the help lines.
Okay.
I'm going to use the help lines.
Okay. Yeah, why not? Why not? You know, it's not a bad trick. Let me think.
Why did he do that?
Everything's fine.
What's your development run?
Gotta develop.
Don't worry about me.
I'm gonna figure it out.
I've got an idea.
Good arrows.
Go to arrows.
Wait.
I know.
Hold on.
I'm just checking out the board.
So if I do this, that would be that.
Honestly, I would probably just move it like, let me take my time here because then I'm
just gonna do that.
So this is just going to do that, but then I got to get this out, I have to, let's just
get it going.
So this piece is kind of, yeah, why not, that's not even bad, I mean, fuck it.
Okay, everything's fine. You're even mature.
Good arrows.
Not bad, it's okay. Exactly Drexel's. That's exactly it.
Not too bad, it's okay.
Oh.
Everything's fine.
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Who is Ui Mama?
Try to activate your pieces that are in worse positions.
What piece is not being used.
And what else?
That piece needs to be developed.
Then you can develop the rest.
Jinxie, I need you to lock in right now, Miho.
It's your best game yet, brother.
I don't know if I should really try this.
Why are you going backwards?
Because...
Are you under attack?
So, is your bishop hanging right now?
No.
Okay, if you want to attack on the king, how can you attack on the king?
What piece can you get there?
What piece attacks on long files?
No, that's diagonal.
Make a plan to get him on the G file.
Yes, I think I got a G.
I think I go, this, this, this.
There's a faster way, but we'll take whatever you've got.
You know what?
Let's go with your plan.
Time is on the essence.
You have five minutes.
Mee-ho.
It's not cheating.
We're allowed to help lines.
We told drinks see that.
OK.
Good night.
I like that we made a plan and then the next move just forgot it, but that's okay.
Who needs a plan?
I always have to move those.
The question is...
I mean, it's just like...
You still got this...
The game forward...
Everything's good. Don't be that way.
You are surviving. You're not losing a queen. This is good.
Why did he do that? You're forgetting your question.
Because he's going to take that, and then he's going to go that.
You just answered it, and you're thinking about it.
about it because I would probably do this because yeah yeah yeah so this right
here so
So, excuse me, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
That is under attack.
What is he attacking you?
He's trying to attack this.
So how, if you can't defend it,
how else can you save it?
Me how?
I got it.
I understand it now.
So bang, bang, bang.
Technically.
Boxed!
200!
Boxed like a fish!
Boxed! 200! Boxed like a fish! 200! Get out, bro! That's my knight! You're boxed! She didn't
help with that either, bro. Oh, gosh, she didn't help with that! Let's go!
Miho, you're wasting time! Miho! Ooh, that's a good move. Unfortunately, it's not a great move.
Goodbye!
We went over this.
Wait, he boxed me like shorter.
We did this exercise, but that's okay.
Oh.
Please see the smart cookie. What can I say? What can I say except I'm fucked?
Jaxie give me ounce of hope like just something to work with you're not
talking like this is so cringe so cringe so cringe you're so cringe so cringe
so cringe brother you're so cringe so cringe so so cringe all right now thank
you for that chat how do you not reach that like it's your head don't read the
chat so cringe brother so cringe why so cringe like so cringe
I think you can't offer take that can I report this can I report it we can't offer take back
I just gotta play it. I just gotta play it.
Oh, you could offer kickbacks.
What can I say?
Oh, whoa!
We're actually okay.
It's okay. Just wait till the end. Just fight.
It's over.
It's over. I may lost.
You don't stop.
I'm a lost cause in the chess community. I need to take my life.
Okay. Where can you?
Don't do that.
Open file.
No, no, no, no, no, I know, so...
It's under attack there, so a square, that's not attack.
One more.
No.
Yes, yes, just go there.
Well, give us some hope.
I got to end stream, I got to end stream, Andrea.
You got this.
I got to end, I'm down, it's over.
Wait, wait, there's only one way you can save this.
In case something like this happens.
OK, oh, all right, he defended it.
Yeah, of course he defended it, he's cheating.
Push for the password.
He's cheating!
Try to push that one.
He's cheating!
You're a fucking cheater!
You're actually fucking cringe!
So cringe.
Holy fuck, I just let out gasol screaming. I'm sorry
Don't even cover me I deserve to lose this I'm
You you lost dude
What can I say except your
Well done.
A person who thinks too much does nothing at all but think.
Beautiful. Well said.
Bye, Seneca.
I'm unsubscribing.
Okay, don't be chat.
You need to focus.
We're gonna put chat on the amount of...
I see Keck was on my right.
It's chat is too distracting.
Okay, you literally have to move.
Just move your king. It doesn't matter.
You...anything else you move, not there.
Yeah, cause then, yup.
This is the file of the book.
You're not going to get out of here.
Just go back and forth
and see if he can beat you.
He can't, rule one, it's rule one, you're in rule one.
What are you gonna do?
It's not rule one.
Actual rule one, it's over for you.
Just now he has to figure out, I mean he's up all the time.
He's in rule one, he's not gonna do it,
he'll get, he'll see his address on line.
You're in rule one.
You can't do that, that'll be weird.
Oh, actually weird, okay.
He's threatening mates.
He's threatening mates?
Well guess what?
You only have one, one forcing move,
you only have one.
I think I make the play here.
You only have one move and a forcing move, what are forcing moves? Remember when we talked about those?
I think I just go for it. I hope he doesn't see it. Maybe he's distracted.
Wait, let's stay 2-scoping.
Okay.
You might be 4-scoping.
Yeah, sure.
No.
Do whatever you think's best.
No, because I think he's 4-scoping.
Yeah, I mean, it's not going to make a difference if he's auto-cooking because he's trying to checkmate you in one move.
So you have to check him or you're going to get made in one move.
You can't move your king, so go for it.
You check him with your punt.
That's not check, right?
Check!
That's all you've got. We're lost.
VAS!
Yeah.
Check!
VAS!
Okay.
Pin his knight.
No.
Pin the knight.
That's the...
Well, actually, the...
Sorry, that's losing.
Don't do that.
No, we're over.
Hold on.
I got this.
I think I know how to play better than you.
Give me one second.
Yeah, go for it.
Check!
That's great!
VAS!
Oh, jeez, Louise!
I'm gonna make a difference.
Oh, whoa!
It doesn't matter.
We're getting...
Meal!
Wait!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Check!
Hey, Ron!
I just wanted to say a good game, bro.
Oh, whoa!
Oh, oh, oh, whoa!
GIFTS BOTS UP! GIFTS BOTS UP!
Don't talk to my stuff like that!
Okay, look at the game!
Ron, this is the end of the year!
Shit!
I've got money on the line get to work. Come on. We gotta analyze
Wait, I have one more than I lose to double. Okay, or is that that I already lose? I think I already lost the double
Oh my god, oh my god, you've got me a step. I'm getting case. That's calling saying I'm ruining his night. Okay, so
Wait, we're gonna analyze for 10 seconds. Give me a minute. Jixie. Okay. No worries. I'm just gonna play blitz
I'm like a pro jet plan.
Guys am I pro?
Am I pro?
Am I pro? I'm whipping his ass bro.
I'm whipping his ass man.
Oh my goodness.
I'm whipping his ass bro.
Oh my god.
I'm not playing bull.
This shit is masculine.
This shit is brain rot.
Well I'm not playing bull.
This is brain.
I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna get any better.
I'm not gonna get better, y'all.
I'm not gonna get better.
Is Levy in here?
Levy.
He's never chatted.
God, he's so cool.
Is Levy in here?
Tell us your puzzles.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What can I see?
Sarencio, por favor.
Tell my cousins mad at me.
He said, you're making a brain rot
by just playing random moves.
No, I'm into his brain rot, I'm into his brain rot,
I'm into his brain rot.
Oh whoa.
I know you love me, I know you care.
So shall we never-
Checkmate is waiting if you play carefully.
Checkmate is waiting if I play carefully.
Can you give me a harder challenge please?
What about your poor knight?
Voss.
Oh baby, I'm sorry baby.
Can you find a fork move and then capture the valuable rook?
Uh, yeah, no shit.
Very well solved.
Babe, this isn't hard, uh, uh, uh, not at all.
What can I say except you're welcome.
I can't even solve the next one because the chat's spamming.
Sometimes you can sacrifice valuable pieces in a way that forces checkmate.
Can you sacrifice your queen and get to checkmate here?
Honeybun, I don't think I can.
Wait, I can.
Excellent play, you solved it.
Hori-ora, Hori-ora!
All right, let me actually play Blitz, like one minute,
and actually like take it serious
and not play random moves.
Oh baby give me one more chance to show you that I love you.
I hold my queen fast, baby.
This is so cringe bro, so cringe bro.
You know I hold my queen bro, fuck this shit.
No no, fuck this shit bro.
I really do, I keep, but I'm giving you hints
and you have to retain it.
Do you actually want me to win this tournament?
Dude, I'm like, I'm still here.
I've questioned why I'm not holding so many times
and I keep thinking I can leave right now,
but I'm still here, so please, with one game.
Let's end on a good note.
I'm still here.
Let's end on a good.
At 7 p.m.
This has been my entire day
and I have a lot of important shit to do,
but I'm still here.
Let's fucking end the night right.
Let's fucking do this.
I need to find the wind.
If I lose this.
remember what I just taught you. Yes. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm
ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Hey, I want no pickles on my burger when I fucking flip
you, bro. Send them to the discord. Yes, you're the burger. You're the burgers.
You're the burger. Send them to the discord, please. Welcome to Diamond. Let me help you
Oh, they're saying I'm so good on my diamond now.
The confidence is there.
The rest, okay.
I'm going to count them real quick.
They're following the line.
I'm a chat.
I've never been more confident in my life.
Chess is in my chat.
What did they say?
Wait, just click.
Chess said, we believe we hooked you up.
Shout it out, Chess.
They're in my chat.
Yo, Chess, can you give me 1,000 subs?
Sorry, I had to ask.
They're putting up the prize.
If they win, maybe they'll give you some subs.
All right, Jinxie, you see that one?
All right, we send them a link.
OK, please, everything we learned today,
if you just try to remember.
That's John Chess.
I'm ready.
Here we go.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh my god.
Wait, I'm not going first now.
Oh my god, there's gummy bears on the line.
OK.
I'm going to throw these out the window if you don't.
Vars.
Got to be happy to hear his chat.
Remember what we trained for, we talked about what we trained for the part where we said why this is not good, but that's fine.
Let me focus, let me focus, let me focus.
Let me get it out.
I think we should email only so that-
Yeah, I'm gonna close it. I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'm just gonna close it.
Can someone- yeah.
Here, I'll just do it over here. I can't see that far.
Ken, Mob, can someone put email only so we can focus?
Because it doesn't matter.
You know I only saw it.
Eddie Moz, is there Eddie Moz?
Yeah, they're all just laughing at me!
I know that was fucked.
Okay, so you stay calm.
We're freaking out, don't freak out.
This is fine.
I'm living in that 21st century.
This is an open file, we talk about this.
Doin' something mean to it.
This is so easy, bro.
Bro, this is so easy, bro.
You have to play better, bro.
Not a castle.
Remember, you follow...
You have to play better, bro.
Get your queen out of the way.
bro you so fucking easy bro shut the fuck up shut up just shut up for one
fucking second bro you can move your night and take my pawn I didn't even
see that whoa I know I know I am so fucking stress
I feel like I'm on my pee.
Take a deep breath.
What?
Take a deep breath.
Wait what?
Take a deep breath.
What?
Take a deep breath.
What?
Take a deep breath.
What?
Take a deep breath.
What?
Take a deep breath.
What?
Take a deep breath.
Yeah.
How do you move your queen out of a pit?
Remember the skewer?
What?
I got to get my disk.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, you need to move the queen out of the pit.
The gummy bears.
We did this with the gummy bear.
I don't remember.
I was just so hungry during that.
I know.
so you can either he's fucked look at the time going on okay so he did that to that
oh i like that
way way well later on so we're handing out poms all right flabba-dabba
all right that's a rare one
the entire game
find the best one what are you doing over there bro
oh Ted is this a brutal mark
wait I can't lose bro wait Vamo
tempo yourself just go for it yes ma'am
that are good moves. Why don't you doubt the bad moves?
Ball right, ball right, right, right, right.
Wait, this is-
Hit the rarest ball right, hit the rarest one.
Wait, Ron?
I just checked-
No.
Think on this time.
He just said you checked-
Ron, I just checked my idea.
You know how to get out of this?
Ron, I just checked my idea.
Where's Marlon when you need him?
Okay, we're left. We're hanging in there.
I believe this.
Marlon, where are you? I need you.
I need you, I need you, I need you right now.
I need you right now.
So don't let me, don't let me borrow it.
I need to get me there for one minute.
There you go.
Oh my god.
I don't, okay, that's fine.
Okay.
So the, do not stop giving pre-pieces.
You keep running into the same pan
and you have not unpinned yourself.
How do you take the piece that is pinned?
You can't move your knife.
Which one's pinned this one?
Whoa.
Why can't you move your knife?
You can't move your knife because you're a queen, right?
So...
Are you heeding, bro?
Take the serious!
No.
Do you draw a diagonal?
Chess players don't...
Make a diagonal.
Bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up, bish-up,
white spish-up.
No one man.
Draw a diagonal.
Yes, okay.
What the fuck?
That's that.
Wait, how does it do...
That's fine.
Okay, there you go.
I have made...
I thought I did.
I didn't solve this problem.
I thought I was over-extending and I thought the only way I'm not convenient is if I over-extend.
I actually had Maiden too! Save a lie, bro! Save a lie!
The gummy bears are not helping.
I feel calm. Hold on.
Bro, you forget it. That's terrible.
Rob, bro, stop out of the tournament.
No more, man.
Chad, I had Maiden too. I knew it. I have the vision for it.
I knew I had Maiden!
Whoa!
Wait, this is such a sexy play.
Oh my god.
This is such a good play from the kid.
Jeth, this is such a good play from the kid.
Oh my god.
This is such a good play from the kid.
This is the end.
Hey! No, no, you can't do it!
King C1. You have to just run.
This is the end of me.
It's not over. Keep fighting.
Because all of you give you all of me.
How you doing?
How many perfections?
How you doing?
I'll give you a little.
Dude, you have a good voice.
Shut the fuck up!
You have no skill and chance, nobody!
Alright!
Open, open, open.
Open Sesame.
Wait a minute.
Open Sesame.
Oh, never mind. I knew there was a reason.
Hey, Bron.
I
Say
We don't need it
Take my bottle bro
Your king so you don't lose them too
Good make your trap is queen
You can still fight who needs queen. It doesn't matter. We don't need it
It's not like it's the most important piece or anything. It's fine. Yeah, you're nice. Yeah, you're nice on every move
Okay, think, if he doesn't move his queen, how can you trap, try to trap the queen?
You need to restrict the queen from moving.
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
But if he has skipped it, it doesn't matter.
Jaxie, do me a favor, can you take your queen and go deep, you fucking asshole.
Okay, keep cackling.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
Why don't you just use your rocks, they don't have much.
Okay, you can see
Oh, I know I don't I don't need to look look look look look look look
Trust me because then he's gonna go back
Just try just try not to do any more pieces just try when he makes moves to make sure they're different
We can still come back
One yeah, one just try not to blend it. That's all you're on rule one you make it
Well, that was a rare one. What the fuck was that hold it up? Hold it up. Let me actually focus here
This is getting weird
We're down a queen, but a king is still in place. That's me
Safe moves try to
Yeah, that's a safe movie
Check. You ready? Income. Voss?
Wait, I mean to do that. No, I meant to castle!
I meant to castle! No!
There's no take-backs.
What are you doing? You just played our move.
Remember when you did it?
No, we're not just being played because you're down a queen.
You need to win something to get a prize.
My dad used to say that, and then he left my mom and me and everyone.
They told me I needed to win something.
You know, I just...
Oh, okay. This is when he starts to blunder.
Focus.
Yes, he's blundering and fundering and wondering. Oh
You're under pressure pressure makes diamonds, but diamonds doesn't provide pressure. It's undefeated boss
I mean I have to yes. Yes, I'm gonna go kind of far here because then if I go here, oh wait, you can't touch me
Wait can't touch this
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God, I got it, I got it, I got it, because look, look,
look, look, trust me, I know he's gonna, he's not gonna, he's not gonna realize that.
Now go check how he can defend.
He can, he can.
Think.
You're right.
Oh fuck, wait! Focus, focus, focus, focus.
Hold on, I know, so.
You know, why did he do that?
Because his plan here is to do that.
This is, this is the most important moment, you know.
And both directions, we did this on the board.
All directions of the queen draw all the arrows where the queen attacks good keep going you're not done
You're missing all the way draw the work out. We're just in like a king. Oh wait that matters
What is she this is the checkmate that we?
Right if the queen goes here, can you take it back?
So I gotta do this. Yes. Yes. Thank God. Okay. All right. No more help
I actually kind of understood that before you said that I know you're hard to believe like it's hard to believe
I got you with a coach but now to coach
You're down a queen but watch this though wait all right. He saw it you're a fucking
Oh, but then yeah, but then that
That was a good play junk. Oh, I'll give you that. That was a great play
I'm kind of fucks. No, you can't help me. You can't know. I gotta just figure this out
I gotta figure this out. I got a block that's one way to save your bishop. It's a pin
We talked about it remember pin pin pin bishop. So you make it illegal so we can't move this pond
Yeah, I'm fucked. I don't want any help. Yes, can you try so that if that pond is appears it's a check
Okay, whoa, okay, no coach. Just let me focus
You said
These are puzzles puzzles puzzles puzzles puzzles I gotta think I got time I have time on my side
Okay, now you can do it.
Yeeksie, I have time on my side.
Wait.
No.
Okay.
I'm gonna keep that there.
I know it's under attack, but the thing is if it's under attack
Hold on
Oh my god, he's a silly Billy who's chilly. Oh my god
Junko take my bottle, bro. Um, it's over. I can't move this guy. I
I mean I can but no it's not worth it it's like why not give me something to work
with wait why can't I move that but oh my god so but Marlon will do he would go
Marlon would go there.
Maybe he'll wonder his queen who knows.
Wait, it's making fart noises.
Because you're in check. That's what it does when you make illegal moves.
It's making fart noises on me.
Okay, try not to lose your last two pieces.
I'm not gonna lose. I'm not gonna lose.
When there's a will, there's a way. He's gonna fuck up. I know it.
Your bishop's under attack. You need to defend him.
Pfft.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
But then, oh my god.
It's okay, there's not much you can do.
He's actually fucking my asshole with...
Oh my god.
Jake, see if I go here, can you just let me have it?
Like that ass. Can you just let me have one, bro?
Please, can you just...
Just let me have one.
Please.
Just let me have one, please!
Please, bro, I need this!
You can get a stalemate. You've done it before.
Please, bro, I need this!
Give him all your pieces. You need to give him your pond.
But he's going to meet us again.
I feel so powerful.
Chad, I've never felt more powerful in my life.
It's okay. You're trying to get a stalemate.
Yeah. Yeah. Great.
You're not going to take it.
I don't know what you're doing anymore.
In fact, he hasn't made it up to the marital.
Because he's fucked.
Wait, wait, how did he just, oh my God, buy the marital ends?
Okay, you've done it before, you can still get the stalemate.
Chad, if I fuck this up, I swear to God.
If I still meant this I swear to God
Fuck I'm getting distracted by a car this one doesn't
Marlin if you hear me save me do something bro. Just do something Marlin
I lost. I lost. I lost. Oh my fucking god. Just finish me, bro. Finish on me.
I made a lot of progress today. I made no progress! I just wasted 6 hours of your time!
It's a game. What's time anyways? We're all gonna die anyways. It doesn't really matter.
Where's time going? Who cares? Time's not even real.
Ron, bro, you know what, bro? Keep the subs, dude.
I'll cover the...
Don't spend it all at once, Ron.
Oh, leech!
How much did we lose? 100? Oh, shoot.
I don't even... Your balance is too low, Adam.
I don't even have money. Nice. So, I can keep it?
You know what bro, just keep the money dude, I ain't keep it bro.
Let's thanks Big C for the lessons.
Diggy, I got you bro, I gotta add it off stream and then I'll send you some in the morning bro.
Can I do one thing of alternating chess?
What is alternating chess?
You gotta make a move and I make a move.
Okay.
You gotta feel one win.
Yes, but you can't say anything to run.
One game of team chess.
You said yes but you can't say a single thing to me.
Deal, I'll keep my mouth shut.
One alternating chess, just one.
Re-match, re-match, re-match, just one, thank you.
Okay, I will go first.
This is actually the last one.
Okay.
Last one, chat, last one.
We had a lot to, okay.
No talking, remember?
I'm silent, no habla ingles.
Ooh, mi papamito cambia, amigo.
I will live.
Vivo deca.
Muy bien.
Yeah.
Mi hijo.
No, es tu hijo.
I'll say that or not.
Nope.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's your turn, sorry.
Oh, I'm a dead man.
It's okay, you got this.
I don't think you're thinking, I'm distracting you.
If we lose this, then I think I'm gonna quit
my chess career forever.
Like, this cannot be it.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Already in trouble, but I don't want you to either.
Hey, hey, hey, focus.
Are you smarter than me and her?
That's the question we want to know.
He is, but I'm really retiring.
Bottoms are right.
Sorry, this is not fair for drinks.
I should not react.
Bottoms are right.
It's what you're not used to.
No, because I reacted.
You make two moves in a row because that was not fair.
Yeah, the bottom is all right
It's what you're not sure this no cuz I reacted you know you make two moves in row cuz I was not fair
Next moves on you
They're saying Jinx he's cheating this whole time that he has the vibrator in his ass. Is that true?
Yes, I have a little beads
little beads
Whoa, I have little beads in
take your anal beads out of your ass bro we're locked all right Ron did you
just make the last move yeah I did no she did she did she made that was him
that was not me that was all him
wait I think it's such a nice person I would be so pissed at Ron yeah brother
how do you know that maybe on the chest why are you being trapped we're
I'm already losing and it's only moved in for God's sake!
Your turn!
Alright.
Wait I can win this! I can win this!
Shag! I can win this!
We cannot lose to Jinxie.
I'll be up there.
Whoa!
That's my play, it wasn't me.
Oh fuck, that is a good play.
Thank you.
Shag.
Whoa!
See how it alternated?
Okay, okay.
I can rely on my eight blunders from wrong, bro.
Andrea, don't move there.
Oh my.
By wrong.
This is what happens, bro.
When you don't practice chess, bro.
BORK!
Okay.
BORK!
Whoa!
I don't even know how you got in this position.
Oh God, how did we get here?
Bro Ron, you are the fart of Twitch, bro.
Don't ever call me the fart of Twitch.
Bro.
Look at this movie I'm about to make right now.
It's not you playing right now.
It is me playing. Are you sure?
It's not me. That's banable. You'll get banned from the tournament.
Oh, this is actually really...
Okay, double check your moves, please.
Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am.
I can't believe I don't have pieces.
Ma'am?
Oh!
This is insane.
We could do this.
We're almost lost over our pieces. Please do not lose the rest.
We can do this. Just... I need you to lock in.
This is all we have.
I need you to lock in. You're selling me a little.
Okay.
If we're going to lose to Dixie, I think I'm going to resign from gaining the tournament.
I cannot answer it.
Marry! You resign now. You resign now.
I'm sorry.
What was the last time you actually fought for three seconds?
Generally. No, actually, serious question.
I'm not sure if you've actually sized that knife in your life.
Okay, right to move.
Oh, this is such a good day.
All right, you resign now.
You resign now.
Because I can feel that I'm getting pro at this.
I'm getting pro.
I'm feeling it in my ass.
OK, hold on.
I think I will go here.
This is going to be the best.
Oh, they're coming to help me!
Someone under my coat!
Laysky, shut the window.
There's a siren coming.
Okay.
What is the point of this play?
Good, just play that.
He has a butt block, we lost.
Maybe we should do the Magnus Carter 67 minute strat.
Even Magnus can't save your position.
What do you think Magnus would say right now?
What did he put in Kekos in my shop?
I don't think he would have made it this long, the last one at this moment.
We're almost there though. Okay, it's my turn, it's my turn.
Okay, there he goes, no problem.
Ooh, Mio.
Alright.
Ooh, that was a good pair.
Just focus, focus, it's gonna be tricky.
He sees he has good tactics.
How is he smarter than me?
Because he's trained every single day.
Like what the fuck?
You've just been a burger every day.
What?
He does puzzles.
You didn't even know what you needed the most!
He came here!
You wake up and he wakes up and does cat puzzles!
God damn it!
That's the fucking difference!
Hold on!
I'm locked.
There's something up here.
This is not a bad show.
I know, I know, I know.
Hold on.
Let me focus me off.
I'm actually about to read these books to dad.
Yeah, no please, you have to train a little bit tomorrow, otherwise I can't watch you
play on Friday.
Okay, Queen Thunder attack.
Do you know?
Oh, look.
I do my arrows, but then this.
Actually, I'm not going to help.
It's you.
No, I know, but I was going to make arrows.
I'm not going to help you.
I know but I was gonna make arrows I don't wanna help you too much.
I'm afraid that you're gonna blunder if I take this.
Blunder.
Uh, yeah.
W Blunder.
Focus.
That was not a good play.
Yes it was.
That was a burger but fuck!
Fuck!
What?
It was a trade.
Just you have to focus.
No, if I do that then.
Whoa, let me think here real quick, honestly.
I'm gonna take it slow, I'm gonna play it smart cause I'm saying that you do it.
That's a good strategy. That's what happens when you think.
I see someone in the chat saying number three with no onions. Guys, I'm not getting...
Oh.
It's up to you now. You got us in the spirit. You got us here.
It's made in two.
Oh, it's over. Oh, it actually is over.
See me? I would have went for it, and then I would have gotten rocked.
Maybe didn't.
Is he talking? Talk to him.
He doesn't.
Oh, okay. Oh.
You can't help me. I'm locked in.
You have to see this move, otherwise we're losing the game.
If you don't play the best move, it's lost.
Oh!
Because if I go... hold on, before I panic...
Wait, she gets in! She gets in! She gets in!
She's not saying a word, she's not saying a word, but if I go here...
I'm praying.
Is this me?
Lace, why are you typing fries and books in my chat?
I bet there's no fries and drinks in his chat.
I'm sorry.
I'll read your books tonight.
Do you know how to read? I don't even believe you. I don't even think you know how to read a book.
What is he doing? Why is he so silent?
I don't know. What is he doing?
I'm trying to fix your chat.
Why is he waiting?
Don't read your chat, bro. Don't cheat.
I'm not reading my chat, bro.
Bring him a coach and you're gonna get your ass kicked!
I'm not. I don't have a coach, first of all. She's on the same skill level as me, Curly.
My brain's... I lost whatever skill I had in chess today. We're all equal.
Is it my turn?
He had mate like this, but we didn't see it.
We would have lost.
Okay, we're still fighting.
We're alive.
We're back in the game, baby.
We had mate in two.
We could have been tricky, but we're still alive.
This is another chance at life.
If she's hung out with me so long, she's losing brain sense.
No, this is not over.
This is the only, if I go home and we didn't want a single game today, I will never, ever
return.
Um, you played it right?
Yes.
Okay.
Good move.
That was actually solid.
Okay.
That was a solid rook.
All right.
You need to think when he's playing.
It's under two minutes on the tournament.
If you get under time pressure, you're going to start panicking.
So you'd play under time pressure.
Pressure makes time and time makes pressure.
No idea.
You know in F and CS, there are 30 seconds on moving zone.
I needed to get a refresh in 20.
unknown told me what did I do I died and I started spectating him and I saw him do it
obviously I'm let I'll let you handle this
but I need pieces to win oh fries I lost a plumber
if you would just not give everything away I might actually have a chance
What would Magnus Carteson do?
Again, he-
Carlson!
He's fighting his name.
Okay.
We're fighting now.
I'm gonna ban this e-mail to my job.
Is it my turn, Liz?
Ah, yes.
Try to think on our time.
We're gonna flag him.
I got you.
I don't-
He's under one minute.
I got you.
I don't know.
I got you under one minute. Time is just as important as
I'm just gonna keep it. No, don't pray move
You move before he moved. Okay. It's my turn. Be careful because we do that and he's attacking we lose peace
Luckily, you did a really good move the next time you do that. You might lose material. Yes, ma'am
But that was really good what you did
Be careful though because we're gonna get yep, that's I know what to do
I know I know I know I know I know because I'm not gonna do there. I know I know I'm not doing that
but if I do this also
just don't lose honestly because wait just let me focus please because I'm just
gonna take it over I don't know we're gonna it's up to you
I've got a plan.
I don't know, okay.
Oh, we're checked.
You just have to not get made it.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait.
That's...
Wait, let me focus.
Sorry.
It's fine, it's fine.
Everything's fine.
It's fine.
Oh.
Everything's fine, it's fine.
Okay.
We have to win one game today, we can't.
From frozen chat it's just actual thrice.
Okay, it's my turn.
Okay, do it.
Do it.
So the winning.
Take a minute left, I would focus up.
Burger might actually win.
Here, I'm gonna do this.
Blast!
I know, I know, because if I go here, but then you're gonna have to be forced into this back to my truck.
I mean, I have to, so I would probably just take it safe and go there.
I can't believe we played Chesle today and this was the last resort.
I appreciate you helping me.
It's okay.
I believe in you Roberto.
What was his full name?
Roberto, that's good.
No, no, it was something else.
I'll call me Stumble Roberto.
No, no, it wasn't that.
You know what, I have full faith.
I want you to win without me.
What?
Oh, no, you farted.
Yes, 30 seconds.
No, no.
Just please.
I just want to get off of the win.
One plan.
OK.
I believe in you, Roberto.
You're actually making me play by myself right now?
You can win, but you need to find the win.
But if you don't see the win, we're screwed.
Yes.
Go with your gut.
OK.
Winning move after this.
This is distracting.
I'm trying to get off.
OK, you won one.
Are you?
OK, but you can't lose this.
This is just you, Roberto.
My gosh.
I'm not kidding, it's because I got a phone call.
Oh my soul, it's because I got a phone call.
Oh my days, it's because I got a phone call.
I want to force it.
Oh, yes, yes, just get a draw, get a draw.
Please, for God's sake, don't lose.
Oh my God, he gains time.
It's okay.
Go back.
No, no, no, yes.
No, no!
Oh.
You can draw this.
If you can trade pawns, it's an automatic draw
because you can't checkmate with a knight.
No!
Yes!
You're over-sucking-
You're so proud you suck!
You over-fucking-
You suck!
Yes!
Let's go!
Do it something me do it do it, and he did it, and I did it.
Like this, open up chest, when you, when a dog takes a poop on the floor, you show him his poop, you don't just let the dog go wrong.
Check, wow.
No, no, no, it's just.
I sold three checkmates?
I got it, I got it, show me, show me.
Where was the mate?
Oh my god!
Oh my f**k!
Where was the mate though?
Chad, where was the mate?
Because it's so like a cleanser.
You kept trying to close during a tough end game and it paid off with one of my favorite
opening moves because the game can go in many fun directions.
I like what you're thinking.
Building a strong defense, you can pick up a free pawn.
You captured a free pawn.
Where was the mate?
Nice find. You found the only move in this position.
Nice vision spotting. Good job. That's what I would have played too.
You are threatening to force eventual checkmate.
Yeah, but how? How?
Oh, I had to sack the queen!
that Jack come on that's not that easy for me I'm new it's a group I'm just the
queen levy would have literally hugged me if I did that do that's not easy guys
I'm new I'm new I don't think about that I'm always scared of losing my queen oh
well chat it's safe to say if we play rod in the tournament we are fine I don't
about anybody else, but it's safe to say if we play wrong, we are fine.
There was another one.
You are now able to force eventual checkmate show show.
Okay, you can now win with a forced checkmate.
Your opponent is lucky.
You did not spot the checkmate.
Wait, what? Show. Xg2 is a miss.
Wait, is bishop here, mate? Because
take, take...
Can a king kill a queen? I thought king could kill a queen.
Oh, it's the same one wait sack Queen your opponent is lucky you did not spot the checkmate
Oh
Now don't you mean
Sack clean was sacrificed for checkmate guys. That's not easy. I'm not good guys. I'm not good guys
guys, bomo, bomo, wow.
Nice job spotting the weakness of the bathrobe and checkmating your opponent.
I'm so nasty.
I won't, chat.
Chat, I'm good.
You ruined my day, you dog shit clown.
Yo, Jackson, shut the fuck up.
Chat, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm being wrong every time.
Cases, oh, it's too late.
Chat tomorrow.
What a lie, bro, what a lie.
Chat, cases tomorrow, it's too late.
I gotta get it off.
Chabargo probably play chats, bro.
I'm gonna just chill, enjoy my night.
Tournament is in three days.
England is in four days, guys.
Ah, chat, I love you guys.
One last thing before I head off.
Oh, and in case I don't see ya.
Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.