How you keep calling?
Yeah, she said I needed to do it, yeah.
Cause I know that you still balling.
She just wanna go back to the future
so I brought that color to Lauria.
21 minutes until I got good luck.
Till that girl, I'm gonna slap her.
I
We are out of here!
I gotta go
Bro, why is my camera pissing me off today not today camera
Not today. Got me now. Whoa. Whoa. Got me now. Whoa. Whoa. Got me now. Whoa. Whoa. Jack today is the last day in
In Florida for the next week chat guys. I went live early because I'm flying later tonight
Uh, I went live early as shit bro early as fuck
Literally four hours early man. That's how much did we are Marine big over to your one deal. They're going to your one road
You think I'm gonna prime
T-Boss think of it. It's your one flake. They're gonna. It's your one group. They're gonna prime beef
They're gonna. It's your one sweet. You think about it. You want get go with the five gifted W
You're one!
You're the best you've ever been!
Man, things are gonna run!
Start in the future, you're one!
Cat!
We're pushing the stream yesterday!
How is that?
We won a fuckin' chess tournament yesterday, guys!
We see things are gonna run!
You wanna go?
We're gonna run!
Great things we've done today!
We won!
Hey!
I'm gonna be streaming in my house for the next week bro.
The next time you guys see me in a stream will be tomorrow and I will be in England
bro.
the pond mate unless the plane crashes and I die knock on wood noice list OW
the number to five gifted but chat listen bro if I do let like like yo bro if
if chat I'm gonna be honest bro if I do pass on bro in the plane cuz you know
I'm scared of planes man I'm really scared to go on this plane I didn't
know what I'm gonna do bro I might have to drink a beer or something I'm
I'm really scared to go into this plane, bro.
If I do Paris chat, it's been a great life, man.
It's been a great life.
We won a chess tournament.
You know what I'm saying?
But hopefully that doesn't happen, knock on wood.
But yes, chat, tonight, tonight,
like later, later, later tonight,
I got to end stream like earlier
because I got to get ready, bro.
I got to pack.
I'm already like kind of packed, but yes, bro.
I got a whole set up in England, bro.
I'm gonna be in England.
We go to sit at a man them. Yeah chat. I'm going to be staying in London. Um, so yeah, I'm going to be chill there for like a week. Most of the days I'm going to be training football in the mornings. So we should get some training videos in England for you guys.
And then I'm going to be streaming in the night. That's basically my entire schedule. Um, I might do some sightseeing because London has some pretty historical places.
I'm in the middle of a sentence telling a story and you mute my mic and turn off my
camera.
What the fuck is wrong with your head?
The last time I was in London I was there for literally three days so I didn't have
much time to like do stuff and see stuff.
Now I'm gonna be here for a week bro and hopefully I'm not jet lagged.
Chad, this is the biggest week out of the year y'all.
This is the side event charity match week, bro. I'm trying to not let child boys down. I'm trying to not let child boys down, bro for real season
Now chat we're early as fuck
We're early as shit, bro. We're early as balls, bro chat as you guys know man
Oh, we want to chester me yesterday, but we're not stopping there
We're grinding chess every single day until we reach a thousand below and then once I do that
I'll probably get a crowd even more
But check let's wait. Let's play a couple games just
Let's see if I'm washed up from the tournament chat any good chess music
Yeah, any good chess music high-fives Calvin yo high-fives. What's up, bro?
Dude, I'm shooting early. Do you see me?
Let me ask my coach bro, and I started working, um, what's your ELO? What's your ELO?
350? 350 problem?
That's it? What's your ELO?
Well, I just got the game, I just started, so I played a couple games,
one of them, got my placement, played a couple more, one of them. Let me know, let me show you bro.
Let me show you that real quick.
Hmm...
Yeah.
This is my elo right here.
Um, it's not back...
No play me a test right now!
Play me a test right now!
How are you higher elo than me?
You've been playing for a day!
Yeah, I understand that.
I've been...
I'm better than you.
Everything you do is better than me.
I'm better than you at everything you do.
You know what I'm saying?
Everything you do in life,
just have something in the back of your head.
Wow, hi guys, can do this five times better.
Oh, you just don't work it, I'll fix it, don't worry.
It is working, it is working.
Is that all you're sure?
Are you sure it's working?
Watch.
Yeah, shit.
Yo, hi guys, bro, listen.
I'm going to kick your balls in chess you understand I'm gonna kick your head in in chess
Bro have eyes if you beat me in chess, bro. I'm quitting life
I'm I'm literally not even getting in the plane today, and I'm just gonna ball it up in a corner and cry
Bro, you're not beating me in chess. How is your elo higher than mine though?
Yeah
Two, three, okay.
You're working up.
Holy aura.
Yo bro, send me a challenge request right now.
High-vives.
One game of 10 minute chess.
If I lose to you, I'm burning my PC to the floor.
If, one game of 10 minute chess.
If I lose to you, I'm burning my PC to the floor.
You've been on chess for a day.
Yes, yes.
Bro, it took me 22 days to reach my skill set, bro.
Yeah, so, you know, I don't know, maybe I'm just a better player.
Let me bite you, I'll bite you.
Send me in a bite, put it in discord, put it in discord.
I could just finally copy it to your, but yeah, I don't know.
Yo hi guys, my green screen is gonna give me a fucking Andy Resum.
Chat, I'm back!
Wait.
Hold on.
You good?
Yep.
I'm going to kick your ass in chess.
Come on, tend it, tend it, tend it.
Put it in discord.
Put the Yega Black Ice in my ass.
How do you create a code?
Bro, uh, uh, uh, play a friend, challenge link, send it to Discord.
You see, I don't see that, though. Is my thing bugged?
Bus?
No, no, I see it, I see it. We're gonna make this upgraded. I don't want you to touch my e-mail.
No, no, make it rated! Make it rated!
Call me in Discord now! Call me in Discord now!
Jinkse called it Jinkse called it
Yo, bro, let me talk about what you bro, if you know what game of chess bro, I'm quitting chess
You played the game for a day a day. I played 22 days. Oh
It's okay. No, no, no, no, it's not okay. I'm not losing to you buddy 10 minutes
Ma's run predictions
Okay, bro might you those false bro. I'm not actually 350. I'm higher
I just sent you I just sent you it except that except that
Yep, except that waiting for a boat waiting for a boat. Are you at are you in I'm in I'm in. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
I'm going to destroy you brown fair warning. I'm going to destroy you have us
How do you already have the diamonds you've been playing for a day? How do you have a diamond? This is fine
Is someone on your account?
I like this.
Is someone on your account?
No, no one's on my account.
Save what lie, bro.
Save what lie?
No, no one's on my account, Jinx.
So what am I going to do?
Save what lie?
Jinxie, no one's on my account, pal.
Why will you not save what lie, bro?
Bro.
Someone's on this guy's account.
Oh, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
Check his sweep.
Someone's on this guy's account.
Oh.
Someone's on this guy's account.
Bro, are you live?
Are you live?
I don't know what to do here.
Oh, I do know what to do.
Wait, maybe nobody is on this account.
Maybe it's him.
No, no one's on my account, bro.
No, maybe it's him.
Maybe it's him.
Chad, this is him.
This is him.
This is hide mine.
I can tell by the bad Bishop.
This is hide mine.
Stop.
I'm still a good player.
I'm a little rusty.
No, no, no.
I like how you made it unrated
because you knew I was gonna whip that ass.
You made it unrated because you know I was going to whip that ass.
I'm going to go back and shout.
OK, that threatens that.
That's fine.
I'm going to move this up so I can threaten that.
Move it now or I take it.
Don't command me.
Move it now or I take it.
Don't tell me what to do.
OK, so I take you take.
And then you're in check.
Yes, yes, then you're in check.
Yes, yes.
This is fine.
So what I'm gonna do instead it does that threaten that though. I don't know how to pieces move just yet, bro
Uh, bro, no you called me bro. You started this yourself
I am I gotta face the music bro now you gotta face the fucking music
What if I do this though? I don't know how to pieces move. What if I do this?
It's not a bad shout because then that threatens that you gotta move your horsey
Move your horsey now
Or I think it why is this guy good? No, I'm actually about to freak the hell out. Okay. No, that's game winning. Wait. Hi guys
Hi guys
I wanted to say bro. What it's been an okay morning. It's been an absolute pleasure playing with you. You're in check
Okay, so then I just okay
Oh
I have to keep that there
Can I get the brilliant chat, no, no, can I get the brilliance?
Wait.
Highbives, you resigned now.
No, no, no, Highbives, did you watch Queen's Gambit?
No, I didn't.
No.
You resigned now.
When you lose your Queen like that, you resign.
It's good sportsmanship.
This is bad, bro.
This is really bad because I have to allow you to.
I don't know we were handing out queens like it was cookies.
What is this a bake sale bro, defend your queen shizer.
This is fine, this is fine.
What if I go here?
Uh-oh.
I found a move, I found a move.
Bang!
Now what?
Kick.
Well, now I just kick it with the palm.
Yeah, but this is free though.
Just move your knife back please.
You can't.
No, no, no, no.
No, you can't.
Fuck.
Yes, bro.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'll move it back.
It's all good, bro.
You're trying your best, bro.
I'm trying, bro.
I'm trying here.
Rose was trucked with the frickin' of the week.
How do you castle?
What?
Yeah, bro, just drag your king into your book, but I don't even know if you're able to do it. I don't know if you're able to do it because my bishops. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to do it because your king would be here and let me get this out of here. Let me get this out of here. Look at that.
Is that going to move it? Yeah, or I take I'll move it. No problem at all, bro. Yes, I'll move it. Yes. Yeah, because I got to move it or I take. Yeah. Okay, so.
I'm gonna be Hukaru take
Take take take. Yeah, we love this exchange
Bro, I just want a friggin chest tournament, but you're not gonna beat me in your first take take
Yeah, you're not a caroo stop brown. No that works. Well, that works
So if I move that there that goes there, but if I move this here that does it take I can't
And then he just takes that and then I just go here and I just button that but he doesn't he takes there. No worries
No worries at all
Let me just move that up there. I don't really develop my develop
So then you take I take that's fine. So yeah, I see what you want. You could just take it. I take yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I do this
I'm gonna be honest. You're so holy brilliant. I found a brilliant move. I'm not even kidding
You did not find it brilliant, say what I'm out of here, bro.
I'm not even kidding, I found it brilliant.
You did not find it brilliant.
No, I didn't.
I'm fucking.
Look at that, look.
Jake, Jake, Jake forced me.
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.
Queen V6 to the e-file is a free,
yeah, that's a free pump.
Yeah, it's free, but I have to do something with it.
Yeah, it's free.
Stop giving me the punt.
What are you doing?
even see that one but I'm gonna threaten that one now so go ahead yep now what okay
you just gonna fall back I'm gonna I'm gonna develop a little bit that's not
even developing bro you're just pushing pons you know what you're doing yeah but
I control the center right now I control the center that's what you want in a
game of chess you don't control the center bro you're down I control the
I
Go there he goes there if I go here he goes there, but I'm fucked. I'm fucked right now wait
Yes, you're fucked. Yes
Wait, it's you slithering to 500 yellow brown fuck
Wait, where did my queen go?
You lost her like ten showers ago, bro. What do you say? Oh?
Ben gone
Let me line this up. That's a checkmate if I line that up
No.
That is not a good thing to do.
That's a great way to defend.
If I go here, if I go here with this, then what?
No, we can't do anything with that.
Yeah.
You're a very good player.
You're very good.
But I fear I will win this game.
Take the take.
Wait, I don't.
Hmm. It's kind of in a sticky situation here.
Whoa. Yeah, but that, thank you. Then you take that and then that's really nothing.
So what I'm going to do is I'm not going to offer that.
I'm just going to go here and just take that.
Cause what he wants me to do is he wants me, this is fine. Yeah.
This is totally fine because I could just, uh, yeah.
Cause I could just do this and then that's right. And I'm really, yeah.
Yeah, this is fine
If I do that then he decides and that's you know
I'm just gonna slide this over and he's just gonna do that, but then it's fine
You starting to get scared here. Yep, well
FAAARK
He doesn't move then I could just eat so he has to move here
What oh my gosh, I can't do anything bro
Come on
Yeah, you gotta think here.
Oh.
Jinxy draw, Jinxy draw.
Come on, I'm gonna do the draw.
No, no, no.
I'm gonna do the draw.
No, call me out.
Fuck that.
You resign now.
Wait, I'm not even kidding.
I found checkmate.
Wait.
Oh my god.
I'll get a tattoo in my ass.
me I'm not even kidding me and how many moves and how many move you won what do
You mean pay up?
No, no, no, watch, don't you dare give him points.
I was up 11 material and he resigned on my shift.
I don't want to be doing that, give him shit.
You've been fighting for 23 days with a colt and I just beat you.
You resigned on my stand up.
You were getting your ass kicked.
You are.
I was plus 11.
Hey, I'm bundling you into any game.
Every game you play me in, I'm better!
I'm leaving the call because he's meant to reel.
I was up 11!
11 material!
And this guy said, I found checkmate.
He logs into my any desk and resigns me on my setup
while I'm plus 11.
I'm about to fade from how fucking mad I am.
I was plus 11 for Christ's sake!
Fuck!
play against Gucci here from India Gucci good luck to you my boy oh I did the wrong
upon I messed up Caracombe. I messed up Caracombe. Wait, no, is that? Is that correct? Which
Is that correct?
Wynorok!
Is that correct?
Tic-tic-tic.
This guy's trying to checkmate me in one move.
This guy's trying to checkmate me.
nice queen buddy all right time to come back focus whoa whoa whoa I did not see
that does this even matter bro can't just to bellow up this doesn't mean
anything bro oh no it does matter wait what am I doing
I hate little play like this it's such a it's so just as practical chess you're
trying to cheese me. I mean, we're down a rook. This is so disrespectful, Chas, but just look at
how he's playing. I knew there was some cheese in there. It's okay. This is so wonderful.
Jeff, because players like this just try to cheese you in five seconds, so once those
five seconds are over and they get your little bullshit, bro, you just kind of blunder all
of his pieces away. All he knows how to do is cheese, bro. It's actually cringe.
So cringe, bro. So cringe, so cringe, bro. Wait, is that unpeçon? Wait! That's unpeçon!
That's unpeçon! I did it! I did it!
Oh my god!
I did it on passon!
Yeah I did it on passon!
I did it on passon!
Oh, my knight was hanging.
Bazaar!
I didn't know when my night was hanging.
I didn't know my night was hanging.
Yo, I genuinely despise this guy, bro.
I'm not even kidding, I despise this guy.
I hate when I play against players like this.
You're literally just cringe.
You suckerings, bro, suckerings, suckerings, bro.
He's gonna move his bishop
he has to move his bishop oh no he can't no he can't move his bishop because if he moves his bishop
he moves his butt quick
and after that i'll give it to the police
what do you think of that now that's right this is my perfect victory by win
What did I tell you these cheesy fucking players don't know how to play actual chess house. He's still winning in material
He doesn't have a queen
That is a that is a pile of bullshit. How's he still winning a material if it doesn't have a queen?
Chase you're the same these players are I can't trade I kind of can I kind of can trade I kind of can get frisky here
Force check soon. Here comes the forcing move. They call me forcing move, Frank.
He's gonna move his bishop here.
Oh, he just plumbed it again. Alright, there's no way this guy's actually that bad, so let's analyze.
Nope, he's actually that bad. Wow, he's actually that bad.
This is such a nasty check.
Here comes forcing move frag chat.
Almost blundered my king.
I'm not even kidding.
Is this mate?
The boss.
Takes him for night.
Oh that's definitely not mate.
There has to be a checkmate on the board.
I think it's going to involve castling, but I can't cast it because it's fucking vicious.
I have to get this fish up out of here, because if I do that, I can castle.
minutes to be great. One minute to be great. One minute to turn into Magnus Carlson. If
he doesn't hurt my queen, I can castle. If I can get this rook flat firing down these
lanes, it's over. I have one minute to be the greatest chest player of all time. Bro,
Bro, I would be so protected by him.
I'm going to be around the wall though.
I have to play fast as far as I can, oh I'm spawning my queen.
Come on, come on, there he goes.
Send in the clips, guys. Send in the clips. Send in the clips. Send in the clips. I'm not
in a chessy mood right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Holy fuck, I blundered
my queen. Oh my god, I blundered my queen. Oh my god. I have made it one. Of course
I didn't you have made in one you had made in one Jixi
You had made in one. I always have made in one according to you guys
I'm blunder every single bro. I'm blunder every single bro. Yeah
I'm gonna go take a salad glass guys
Send in your clips. Send in your clips.
Chameleon, Zico, Cereclips, guys, Cereclips, Cereclips.
Ba-ra-ba-ra-ba.
Oh
I'm lovin' it!
Bada!
Berkli-ba-da-da-da-da-da.
Send in clips!
Set!
What is this?
What is this emo-
MAAAAAAAAT!
First Kri-ba-da-da-da-da.
It is a spermhead emote of me saying son
Months are we dead of Simon think of it the prime stuff. Yo Simon appreciate you love you
You are my boy, bro. Revice think of it. It's your one revice. Love you man appreciate you dog
Ladies and gentlemen first clip of the day. Let's get this going
First clip of the day without further ado
Is this having a spawnpeaker or a jump out with that?
I love this stored placement.
I love that form.
Set in a razor shell.
I gotta go to Ireland, Chad.
Every time I go on GeoGuessor Ireland looks nice.
Do you happen to be in England that's kind of close to Ireland?
What are you doing?
I'm confused.
What are you doing, bro?
This is bronze, I'm sorry.
I already have to pause.
Capitao, your solo rushing site with the diffuser.
Were you dropped on your hand as a title?
I've been compromised.
So you're getting pinged by a lion, but you're standing still.
Yeah, this is copper.
I was gonna say bronze.
Brother, also he's using the spores cosmetic on his gun,
which is like one of the first cosmetics in the game you get.
It's like a comic.
This is copper, I guarantee you, but honestly, you're not bad for a copper. Your aim is pretty good.
Best copper ever? I mean, these guys aint just good.
Yeah, no, no. Why are we aiming at ankle level?
level. I don't understand. I don't understand. Why are we aiming at ankle level better?
Whoa! I'm for last upstanding. Okay.
Not a bad shot. Two prone question here. I think you're in copper. Two prone statement.
I think you're in copper, but I think you're the best copper of all time.
I'm not kidding.
Guys, it's about pointing out the problem and no, no, it's an epidemic.
It's about putting out the epidemic of AI generated images.
That's what it is, bro. It's AI. I never kissed that guy in my life, bro. The dude on the
Oh my god, you're playing battleground on controller.
Wait this is console battleground.
Console battleground even have kittens though?
Got it.
Okay, the controller that's disgusting and I'm not even going to hold you.
How are you controller?
Oh my god!
WHAAAAAT?!
8.7 out of 10.
Wallahi, bruh.
8.7 out of 10.
Honestly, incredible clip.
I-I-I'm not even gonna lie to you.
INCREDIBLE CLIP!
Like, INCREDIBLE CLIP, bruh.
No, Clips! Don't freeze! Don't freeze!
See? Don't...
...fail me now.
Alright, next up we're going to come in from Silly's. Silly's! Let's see what we're going to do.
Okay, so you made Direct.com? Sorry, you made Direct.com tap with an enemy, then spawn in a circle, then your teammate died. Interesting.
Okay, this kid has potential. This kid has a lot of potential.
Okay. Yeah. 100% this kid has maybe the most potential we've seen so far today. This kid's
got potential. He knows to shoot the ram. Just have him not cut off the noise.
Re-position is prone.
We shot to cut off the noise of him prone. Did y'all catch that?
I've never been more sure of anything in my life this guy's champion.
Okay.
9.5 out of 10.
I mean, maybe even 10.
That was perfect.
That was like a perfect clip!
Bro, he's shot as he prone to mask the noise of him broding, like, bro, that's high level.
That's like ridiculously high level, incredibly high level.
Bro, why do these messages not load sometimes?
I don't understand.
Why?
Checking these messages just load?
Jesus Christ!
I don't understand.
Come on.
Here we go.
here we go. Here we go. Make sure the mic is close and facing you. Is that better? Is that better?
That should be better, I think.
Okay, next up today, you're on smoke.
You're aiming at head level with a shotgun. Bazaar. I've never even seen this. I've never
I've never in my life seen somebody aim at head level with a shot of me.
I feel like this guy's either gonna be really good or really bad, there's no in between.
Okay, I feel like this guy's either gonna be really good or...
Nice!
Very nice!
I'm confused. Where's the clip at? It's a 5v1. Where's the clip at? It's just a 5v1.
Okay. This is very confusing, guys. I'm gonna keep it at 5. This is remarkably confusing.
You hear him. Coming out the stairs. You hear him.
Opposite for Eliminator, please accept.
Yeah bro, I- standard, standard.
Where's the clip? You- you shot gun two people!
What?!
Where's the clip? I'm confused.
Naturally, they covered it in from okay, I'm not reading his name. I'm not reading his name
Yeah, stop you can already tell this guy's good because he's in a directional aero
By the way, this stadium and rocket league is so cozy
That's a shot that's a shot
You could legitimately have intercourse with me, bro.
You could legitimately have intercourse with me.
I'm not even kidding.
WHAA?
Is that a real picture?
HOLY ORRA!
Bro, oh my god!
That was disgusting.
Chat, like, that was actually cray-cray.
today coming in from Zanquavius. Zanquavius, let's check out your clip baby. Let's see what you got my boy.
All right, stop. Why is that wall not reinforced? I mean, you're just asking for them to walk into site.
2B3 scenario, overtime match point. This is where legends are made.
2B3 scenario, this is?
Oh no, he's getting tackle-tracked. Not a bad pre-plot.
1v1. Oh no. See? This is why bad fundamentals lead to bad situations. It's just like chess.
Because there's not a rotation hole here, now he has side control. You know what I'm
saying? One friendly option. Very mid clip. Zanquavius. I'm gonna be honest. Ridiculously
Hey man, is that a cat smoking the,
okay, but listen, Zank wages, let me talk to you, bro.
Yeah, you got a 2K and you won your team the round,
but Thermite ran at you.
All they had to do was just plan and then hold the door.
Like, all they had to do was just fake a plan.
That's literally it.
I don't, good clip, bro.
It's a little bit mid.
I'm not even trying to be like,
I'm not even trying to be a asshole, bro.
I'm just gonna be honest.
Good clip, but it's a little bit mid.
Next we're going to be coming in from Mr. Bell Bastik.
Mr. Bell, let's check it out, bro.
Let's move to one more.
What rank is this?
Did Warden just throw a C4 on a barricade?
My copper senses are tingly.
What is that?
Okay.
Can I have one logical explanation of what the C4 produces?
Anybody like what does this, what does this C4 produce bro?
What is the point of that?
I guess you could like just get a random kill with it if you completely guess.
What are you doing? Why is there a sled shotgun?
Why are you using sled shotgun? Why are you using...
Don't tell me he's gonna do what I think he's gonna do.
What? He stopped to get close? How is this possible? For players to still be this bad?
Yo guys, I've had enough, listen, I just want to see a normal image of myself.
Every time it's some, yeah chat, real, real, yeah.
Every time there's an image of me, it's some severely AI generated junk.
I'm done with it bro, seriously, I'm done.
coming in from critics critics let's see what GTA GTA this is a nice house here
bro nice house is this your prayer congratulations buyer welcome to one of
the most desirable properties in southern San Andres he just bought this by the
way whoever's talking could literally spit in my mouth
Well not here bro. Whoever's talking could literally spit in my mouth.
Yes. You've also got me, Angel. Your AI assistant.
Alright, I'm about to black bus.
Make sure you have everything you need.
Everything?
Can I call you daddy?
What? I gotta play GJ? I gotta play GJ today?
Who exists? This is real! This is real!
Daddy, let me show you around the place. You're gonna love it
Okay, I'm gonna be honest critics
What is this image
Yeah, I've seen this picture of on a bro. What is that? Is it real? Is it like I know he's not actually a chicken
But is he in the plane real?
One is such a cutie, but do it a brow.
Okay, next, they're coming in from dead savage.
Bro, I got to get your chat.
You know what I forgot about?
We need to do GTA RP again.
We haven't done GTA RP in like eight months.
We have to do GTA again.
Wait a minute, ladies and gentlemen,
that's a champion charm.
This has potential to be our second champion clip of the day.
I already know that new SMG 11 player was champion.
Champion Charm boys.
You have two grenades. You're in a 3v3 scenario. This is interesting. I wonder how he's gonna handle this.
There's probably a player close on this rotation hole.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh
Yep, that is a champion why
What is this? What is on my screen? Jesus Christ, fix your game. Two coppers, shifters.
Holy aura. Holy aura. Chat, I'm about to fart. If I fart, is it okay if I put my
add into the mic. If I fart is it okay if I put my add into the mic. Yes if it is, no
if it isn't. Yes if it is, no if it isn't. Guys next clip of the day coming in from
fresh face one two three. Fresh, let's see what we're working with man. Two oh my god.
These are the moments that physically arouse me.
It wakes my wiener up.
2v5 scenario, overtime match point.
Let's see what you got.
Show us what you got.
Who knows that reference?
2v5 scenario.
Top of the garage.
Getting red paint by solid snake.
I mean, this is beyond cooked.
I don't see how this is wonderful.
I mean, you're getting red things,
they're planting 5v2.
We need to focus on this.
Perfect positioning.
You gotta be using me, you're actually the first!
Don't slap!
Oh my god!
Best clip of the week!
1v5 scenario W Brandon!
1v5 scenario y'all.
Oh my god!
Wow next day coming in from a a run a a run
Okay, one to three you guys don't have a hard preacher. It's not absolutely necessary to have a hard preacher on villa
But it never hurts it never hurts
You could definitely win without a hard breach, you know, because there's some...
I'm sorry, but what is Mute doing?
Is he putting a Mute Jammer out there?
So much unnecessary risk.
And now you know Mute's probably gonna be on the store, right?
Like, it's just so much unnecessary risk, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know what's happening what's going on in this place you're not doing
anything no way you cheer no way you stayed on the window they hopped out of
the only thing I'll say is I'm kind of nitpicking but getting on a drone right
in front of the window it's like a little bit dangerous because if he's close left he can just
jump out and shotgun you. You should probably get on a drone a little bit further than away.
It's just general survival skills man.
But yeah most of the time he's not, most of the time he's not going to be there so you're fine.
I would drone this room. Yeah he could be in here.
I like that you're looking for me. Oh, okay. Stop. I would use a Dokobie call. Dokobie call?
Dokobie call? Dokobie call? Nice! There we go. Now we know for sure if Mewt's down
here or not. Beautiful Heron. Hey, this guy's got a split charm. W meds. You could probably
walk up main steps. Yes, Dokobie and she's getting nerf next season, but before she gets nerfed,
make sure you play Dokobie. It's just so easy to play. You just, if you're a lazy
droner, instead of droning, just use your Dokobie. In this scenario, it's not great though,
because they do have a mute, and if you stand on the mute chamber, you don't get Dokobie
I'll reason number 5,000 my meat broken to be five in study
Yo, that guy have my mute skin that's actually sick to see to be four
Five bullets left that is not for one more kill
But if you want you could you could reload you could because five more bullets is enough for one more kill
But I like I like how this guy didn't panic reload
I'm already loving this clip. To be the scenario, you have one more doggity call, two flashes and a drone.
You have so much time, so much utility.
I better see none of that utility left by the time the trial is over. You should be droning, you should be doggity calling, you should be flashing.
Nice. You don't even need a drone because you have doggity. Again, but at least broken.
Shoot the default cam, now you shoot the fendrear, and flash the pro score.
That Denver spot is actually disgusting. Wow! It's like...
Good name! 2v2! Maybe stack up with what you made here?
Oh! Never mind daddy, do whatever you want! One more for the road. One more for the road.
One more for the-
Wow!
8.7 out of 10.
A.A. Ron beautifully played, uh, beautifully played match.
Beautifully played match and you're a footballer bro. Love to see it.
A.A. Ron beautifully played match, man. Actually incredible. Wow.
I mean, that was- that was clean. That was awesome. That was spectacular game plan.
For reals, these guys. Again, reason number 10,000, why dokeby's broken.
Bro, if you're a lazy drone, and you're like, ah, Jinxie, I don't want a drone, ah, Jinxie,
I don't want a drone, Jinxie, I'm a chan, Jinxie, I don't want a drone, I'm a loser.
That's fine, bro, just play Dokka B. Just play Dokka B and spam the calls.
Now, you have to be a little bit scared if they have a mute, because if you're Dokka
B calling against mute, it doesn't do anything.
What game is this, chat?
Destiny 2.
Bro, my friend, Sean, loved this game.
I never- I never played Destiny before.
I heard it's similar to Halo, correct?
I never thought we'd get a Destiny clip!
Uh, did he just Ray Lewis him?
What happened?
He like tackled him.
What was that?!
Is that a shotgun?
Double kill?
Was that like a grenade launcher?
Yo is this guy- okay.
Is this guy playing as Ray Lewis?
He's just running over people.
oh my god what is happening
how is that balanced at all
Okay, he's on like a 15 kill streak.
Fucks!
Bro, he's just running through people.
What is even happening?
He finally died, he finally died.
Bro, what was that?
What even was that man?
What even was that?
Please react home slice, bro.
Oh my god.
Bro, the clips have been bangers to the night chat, I'm going to give it to y'all.
The clips have been bangers to the night chat, I'm going to give it to y'all.
Chat, you know, like I knew chat.
I knew I was gonna not be live later in the night time because I have a flight so I went live early chat
Holy locked in
Chat who likes the early strings by the way next we're gonna make a minute from ghost all right ghost stop already
Why is your scoreboard literally the size of my penis?
That's the smallest scoreboard I've ever seen
Oh, I'm getting on rocket league today. I'm getting the itch
I'm getting the itch.
Yeah, this kid's got potential.
I mean, whatever he just did, I can't do that.
I don't even know what that is.
At minimum, he's champ.
All right, I want to take that back.
At minimum, he's grand champ.
Holy fuck!
Chad, did you see that?
Oh my god!
It's not luck Chad, it's not luck.
Did you see that?
Holy shit!
Bro, is there a single image of me that's not an AI?
Legitimately.
Is there a single image of me that's not an AI?
Bro, Chad, I'm excited.
The next time you guys see me, which is tomorrow, Chad, I'm going to be in England, bro.
I'm big upset about them. Yeah. Chat the next time y'all see me. I'm gonna be
NHL I haven't got a NHL. I haven't got a NHL clip in two years. I'm not kidding
What are the teams the Chicago? I think it's the red wings
Versus the cocks. I don't even know
Canucks
Whoa!
Wait, this looks like pro clubs.
Wait, NHL has pro clubs?
The same as FIFA. NHL has pro clubs?
Question! This is not just for NHL, but regular hockey as well.
Are nut shots allowed?
Like if you were to kick somebody in the balls, is that allowed or is that frowned upon?
Is that allowed?
Yes, yes! No, okay, I'm seeing a lot of no's.
Yeah, this thing about hockey bro, hockey is the only sport where like it's applauded
to like take off your gloves and start punching each other in the face, which is why hockey
will, I'm saying this now, I know nothing about hockey, hockey is the top three sport
to watch bro because you don't have to know anything you just it watched the
fist fight it's a squid this guy's literally octopus bro
he's still cherpin one another yeah whoever that is talking she's
Canadian still cherpin one another whoever it is don't go back bro chat um
yeah hockey speak from um I'm not really like into hockey but if there's ever
hockey game on I'll always watch it because bro they just they just fight each other man also if
there's one sporting event I would recommend you go to I don't mean play I don't mean follow bro if
you ever in your life get invited to a hockey game always go if you ever in your life get invited
to a hockey game always go brother you got a beer in one hand and then you're just watching
uh uh the fucking fist fight every five minutes and then you see somebody get
thrown with the glass right in front of you. It's actually big. What game is this?
Alright, y'all are playing the most niche games ever. I am your beast. I've never
heard of this game.
What is happening bro? I can't even follow this.
Is this a real image? How is he always in these scenarios bro? Is this a real image?
Mexico by the day. Mexico by the day. Coming in from Tybo. Tybo to see what you're working
with. Tell me what you're working with man.
Platinum charm. Chad we gotta notice things like this immediately. Platinum charm. I'm
going in with moderate expectations. Yes. Moderate expectations.
Okay, he's done warden, so this checks out for a platinum so far.
Every platinum player in rainbow six each doesn't drone in the prep phase, auto locks
warden and ash, and then flames the team for music.
Doesn't reinforce either, almost forgot.
Re-enforce doesn't drone or...
Blames the team.
Okay, good recoil control for a flat though.
Good recoil control for a flat! Not kidding!
Yeah, this guy looks better than a flat to be honest.
I need the best plan in the world!
Oh my god!
If he's planned, then I'm bronze!
Bro, holy.
That was disgusting.
That's saying cronus, was that cronus?
I don't know, brother, I'm gonna be honest.
You're the best platinum player I've ever seen in my life.
Guys, that guy's hitting that with a platinum charm
on by the way, platinum charm.
That is disgusting, disgusting.
Is this a 1v2?
Okay, this guy's doing bunker wars against his friends in a 1v2 and he's barely losing
holy aura.
That's like so hard to do.
Bro, that's diamond.
Wow.
Bro that's diamond, wow.
See the thing is like, I don't, like, B wars is good for your aim and stuff and it's gonna
help with like, a lot of stuff, your aim, your recoil control, your free firing.
But like, I don't know, bro.
The problem is if you only play B wars, you just turn into like the most brain
dead player ever because you just take unnecessary gunfights all the time.
I don't know. I would say like mix in B wars but don't main playing B wars, bro.
Because like the best way to hit champion, I mean that guy's Diamond so he's gonna hit champion soon anyways.
But the best way to hit champion is just to like actually like play the game and like study the game kind of thing.
And analyze like why you're dying, why you're losing, why you're going negative, blah blah blah blah blah.
Got a clip coming in for balls. The return of my infamous siege clips.
Yeah, boss. I haven't seen a siege clip of yours in a couple of months, bro. Let's check it out
Normally when both sends in a clip, it's like the worst thing you'll ever see this guy is a copper or no bronze player in
in the EU.
Well, I don't know how to explain this, and I don't know how to say this in like a nice
way.
So I'm just going to say it in a not nice way.
Well, every time I watch you place each, it literally looks like the first time you've
ever picked up a controller.
You're so stiff, and then you're aiming at the floor.
You're literally getting attacked from multiple angles.
You're two HP.
All I want you to do is run to sight and get a heal.
Run to sight and get a heal.
Get out of there!
Duck, duck, duck, duck, hey duck.
Yup, it's his first day on dock.
KILL YOUR TEAMMATE!
I can't look. I can't look at this one.
I mean, it's not really your fault. It's not really your fault. Doc didn't heal you.
Oh, now we're watching dark.
Okay questionable reaction time
Yeah, all right, what do you what even is that
What even is that?
RONT!
Alright man, W clip session chat.
W clip session.
Jesus Christ!
That was bad.
Jesus Christ!
Champ, champ, champ.
Your chess games.
He's champ, he's champ.
Okay, chat.
Chat, yo chat, should we watch Levy's video?
Or should we get on, get on RL?
Wait, there might be a Rocket League tournament.
tournament. What time is it? Two from a row. No, there's no
rocket tournament stuff. Seven. Yo, brother polls, watch Levy's
video or or or or play RL chat. BRB, BRB, BRB, BRB, BRB, BRB.
you
I might!
Yo, chap, what's up?
Should we watch Levy's vid?
What should we do, chap?
Should we watch Levy's vid?
Let me see, let me see.
Let me check the poll.
Chap, should we watch Levy's vid?
I make it count make it play yes no no no yes yes yes yes
When you go big time bro high-fives I like I mean high-fives I don't think you could ever break your record bro of
Of one 14 month. Okay, let's watch what is there. Let's watch what is there.
Hello.
Just bazara.
Checking it every.
Yeah.
One second.
I didn't die.
I'm not dead, bro.
I'm not dead.
Refresh that.
Hit a little bit of that.
Hit that. Hit that. Hit that. Hit that. Hit that. Hit that.
Chat, Levy made a video reviewing our tournament win, guys.
Levy made a video re-
Was I on the wrong mic that entire time?
Chat, did I?
Bro, Levy made a video reviewing our tournament win, holy shiisa.
Ladies and gentlemen, in this video I will be presenting-
Lock- Actually lock in. Legitimately lock in, bro.
To you, an absolutely beautiful culmination to a story in the world of chess.
I'm recording this in April, 2026.
There have been many legends that have graced the 64 squares,
but over the past three weeks,
I have done several collaborations
with the one and only Jinxie.
Jinxie is one of the most popular content creators
in the world right now.
And I want to kiss Levy in the face, bro.
Jack, if it was not for Levy,
I would have not won the tournament.
Also, if it was not for Levy,
I probably would have never gotten to chess.
Because when Levy reviewed me and Ron's game, that was the most entertaining and fun perspective I've ever had on Chess ever.
And I made a video about him playing chess when his rating was 120.
We did a couple of lessons. They got a lot of views. You guys really enjoyed them.
So Chess.com put on a tournament. You might remember the famous PogChampz competition. Well, they ran PogChampz.
Wow.
By the way, they actually chose a decent image of me, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because every time there's an image of me, bro, it's some severely AI bullcrap where
I'm 900 pounds.
So hey, bro, no, no, this is actually a good image of me.
I actually look good.
I believe this is 2023.
Chat, I actually look skinny here.
Why are people laughing?
It's fake.
Now it's steak.
You got mobbed by steak, steak mobs.
Look at steak.
What do you mean steak mob?
Okay.
Yeah, bro.
Steak is mocking me here, dude.
Yup, 100%.
They called it PogChamp steak.
Steak was actually not a bad player.
Out of all eight of these new players,
because that was the whole team of the tournament.
Everybody's a new.
Steak was the third best player.
Bro, Skeek was like almost as good as Onyx.
Seven, it was a field of beginners.
A lot of these players were rated one to 200
without a tremendous amount of experience.
The best players by far were Onypixel, Steak and Jinxie.
And a couple of days ago, I gave a lesson
to Joe Bartolozzi, who I'm a big fan of,
but he didn't have just as much time to catch up.
In this video, I will take you
through the incredible story and analyze Jinxie's.
Check out the one in the chat
if you were in yesterday's stream and you enjoyed it.
Bro, yesterday's stream was so fun, bro.
Dude, hopefully there's another pod champs
in like a couple of months or like eight months or whatever.
But I wanna be like higher skilled then
so I can actually compete with like the big dogs,
you know what I mean?
Because I'm pretty sure XQC is like 900 elo,
like hoping to do another pod champs
with like somewhat experienced players, you know?
One day I might upload all of my coverage.
Like moist too.
I think moist is like 1000 elo.
But you really had to be there to see it live.
I also twerked after he won.
and on that note, we are going to get into the games.
This was sensational.
In the group stage,
Jinxy started out with a couple of games
against weaker opposition,
players that didn't have as much experience.
And so, aka Ron Dale Dingle,
love Ron to death, bro,
but probably the worst chess player
I've ever seen in my life.
I'm telling you this now,
game two against Max was actually like somewhat close.
Ron is the worst player I've ever seen in my life, Ron.
You know, you gotta play two games in the group stage,
and then you gotta-
Ron just gives me pieces.
I, it's like-
I gotta win those games.
Like he was playing against Ronaldo.
By the way, Ronaldo is where this all began.
Jinx C. Ronaldo, I made that video.
Jinx C. is now rated at 300 with my tutelage.
He started playing the Carl Kahn,
not even because of me.
He started playing the Carl Kahn.
Oh my God!
mortar with the 100 gifted subscriptions mortar band me over a table and cream pie
inside of my title W mortar in the chat and because of his cousin shout out to
his cousin ready that's where my cousin John taught me to caroo con and be in
what is it called again chat Joe Baba London Joe Baba London 2000 I either
Don't know John. I think is this cousin John. That's your name and you're watching this bless you if it's not your name
I forgot your name our jinx. He never told me
John taught him this opening and he got weird man
I mean it got weird really early, you know and jinx he got into a lot of trouble in this game
Man, I like these videos because you could see that eval bar too. I like that a lot
You know white did really well trapped this night early on JC went down a night
Then he totally tilted from the opening and before you know it
He was completely lost.
He was totally lost.
The queen can take the bishop.
It didn't.
But Ronaldo was just brutalizing this man's king.
King to e8.
I mean, Jinxie was down.
Eight points of material.
Totally naked king.
Rook to b1, g6, queen e4 check.
I mean, there was a fork.
You could have delivered a fork here.
This was mind blowing.
Rook b8.
And then this is how a champion is made.
Don't be hitting the resign button in a game of chess
when you're losing counter attack.
That move attacks the rook.
That move puts pressure on all these other things.
And Ron thought Jinxi blundered.
He's a beginner.
He thought Jinxi gave away the rook
because it used to be protected by the queen.
He made a mistake.
I forgot about that.
And all of a sudden,
and then look at this, look at this, look at this,
look at this, black is back in the game.
But how is black gonna make a comeback like this
by taking his rook and by taking his bishop and then this is actually the move that I was most
impressed with by this Jinxie performance. At this point you look at the position you think okay
he's gonna play Queen takes or he's gonna move his king and go here and Jinxie here found a
backwards retreating move king and bro another wait chat is that a brilliant no brilliant is
two two two explanation marks knight fork picking yeah because it checks the king and the
the night's defenseless.
Speaking of the night, and solidifying the game,
he took the first pass pawn, he won the rook,
he took the second pass pawn, and then he brought his rook,
he brought his queen, and perhaps the most impressive
moment of this game was right here.
And this tells me that Jinxie can be at least
the 500 pretty soon, and definitely 1,000.
In this position, he didn't take this pawn.
this pawn and that might not mean anything to a because chat look at it
like this right
mortar with another one hundred dead mortar literally makes sweet tender love
to my ass all night long mortar mortar I fucking love you bro chat it's not an
ego I'm not looking at the chat I can't see this up mortar makes sweet tender
love to my anus bro W mortar in the chat W mortar in the fucking chat bro
A lot of you because a lot of people watch my videos and you might be watching this this is 1600 going off
This is so idiotic. I hate when he covers low-level games
You were once a low-level player to you elitist scum
Do it. I remember because I'm like, all right
All right, all I have to do in this scenario
He can't win the game if the game is completely over
The only way I messed this up is by stalemating and I'm like all I got to do is just keep checking them until he's
literally in a corner where he can't go anywhere.
For rook f4 is a stalemate, and to see that as a beginner.
Because if I take with the rook, the king is not in check, but the king can't move anywhere.
Anywhere it moves, it's stalemate.
He locked in, he did not stalemate his opponent, and instead delivered a mate.
This was game number one from the group stage now.
Unfortunately, they put two of my protochets,
is Jynxie and Joe B.
Joe was beating me in both of the games we played,
and then he just blundered.
B in the same group.
Watch how Joe played this.
As a only recently, barely 200 rated player,
I gave Joe one lesson, and he did the rest.
But watch as the beginner coaching mind
and influence of Gotham Chess plays a role
in this back to back match.
Look at this game.
So first of all, Jynxie plays this London system
that his cousin taught him,
But Joe B also playing very well in the opening.
Takes, takes, Knight f3.
I mean, this is a position 2,400 level players can have.
This is a 2 and a 300 playing a chess game.
My students right here, proud freaking coach.
Short castle, short castle, Bishop a6, Queen d2.
Bro, b3.
Like, he doesn't, you know, he doesn't get hit
with this move.
I actually think maybe the first game came first
doesn't even matter.
Knight to g4.
Now things get a little bit crazy in this game.
Joe goes root b4.
All right, beginner mode activates.
Jinxie attacks the rook and then takes the knight
and he's winning here for a little bit.
E4 breaks in the middle, but then 95 fantastic move,
getting his knight out of the way of danger.
Knight takes, this was a very difficult moment
because you're forks and so you have to spot
that the queen can't go there because of the bishop.
You have to go queen to G5.
All right, Jinxie goes here and blunders this.
I mean, Cho is not playing like a 205.
Are you kidding me?
Unfortunately, to B205, you have to have inconsistent play.
And here he blunders the rook.
But Jc doesn't even take it.
What?
He goes rook d1, which is a reasonable move.
Queen e6, and he just begins attacking the king.
It's actually all the best.
Why am I not taking the rook?
He goes queen e5.
And here, if he played rook to d7 check,
he would have deflected the king from the defense of the rook.
He would have won the rook, and he would have won the game.
But he blunders.
He blunders his rook.
He forgets that it's hanging and it's protected and now all yeah right here I
thought I lost the tournament or I thought I lost to Joe right here I thought
I lost to Joe all of a sudden he's and I remember this scenario cuz like the
Queen had so much vision the rook was protected and I was down material I
don't even know what I did to win I was down eight losing but he I was down
Bishop and a Rook I think. He calms himself down and this is not a thing that all
beginners are capable of. How did I win this? I don't even remember what I'm doing.
He goes here and now Joe has to swarm the king. It's not easy to swarm the king.
You have to go Queen C1 and if you're only recently 205 it's not gonna be
easy to do. Suddenly the king is safe. Suddenly the king is safe and black only
has 49 seconds. What are you gonna do if you're 200? I mean it's not a
simple position at all and he panics. He gives away the Rook. He tries to go
So B should be two and Xingsi gives a check.
Not the best, but he gives a check.
He gives a check, gives up a pawn.
Now he can play rook here and there is only one winning move here for White.
47 seconds remaining for my protege.
Queen d5 check.
Not this, not this.
They both blunder the queen.
He finds the move and then he finds the mate.
Could not believe it.
It was absolute.
Now I just have to find a mate in the real life chat.
Wow, bro.
Dude, Joe was kicking my ass.
He just blundered.
That's all it was.
Joe was kicking my ass.
He just got nervous.
Cause bro, there's 30 seconds left
and there's literally 200,000 people watching.
It's pretty nerve-wracking.
Buddy, yeah, bro.
Totally electric.
I was celebrating like you wouldn't believe.
And then they had to play another game.
They're two games.
Look at this game.
The first 25 moves of this game were unbelievable.
You would not possibly tell me that these guys are rated.
This game was the first game they played.
Doesn't matter that these guys are 2 and 300.
My guys over here, Queen takes.
Jinxie spots, Queen takes, Pawn broke.
Some of you rated 900 wouldn't have even spotted
that that Pawn was hanging.
Really, especially in Blitz, especially with two,
300,000 people watching this Queen C5,
excellent developing move from Joe.
Look at this game.
This was an amazing game.
I know the eval bar is jumping
because the computer doesn't like some of the moves trading
and then Jinxie castling here and then Rupi won.
He blunders this pawn but he protects himself,
plays F5, launches a counter attack with F4,
Rook F5, Queen F7, guys it's been 20 moves.
I understand the computer things that white is much better
but nobody has made a significant blunder.
Unfortunately now that's gonna end
and Joe right here plays G3.
And dude I remember when Joe did that
like that has to be bad. I remember saying...
As you get better at chess, you never ever ever even consider moving the pawns in front of your king
because I would do that all the time when I was starting and let me like beat it into my skull to
not do that. Just open up the attack and then Joe totally panics and straight up hangs his queen
and that's why you are rated whatever you are. It's because the variance of your moves, right?
Like at some point you're probably gonna come back to earth but Jynxc picks it up. Rook f3, queen f2.
I mean just like the freaking Terminator goes in.
Was that instant mate, wow?
I told Joe before the tournament, he didn't have as much practice as Jinxsy,
but I told him he was a top half finisher.
He was definitely going to make it to the semifinals,
just on like natural ability and intellect
and the ability to absorb information.
And now we go to the semifinal.
And the semifinals are as follows.
Jinxsy steak, two games, Joe versus Onypixel.
On a pixel German guy probably rated four or five hundred if I had to guess, but doesn't know about
stalemate and I know that you would think that you would know that is a 400 but gameplay very,
very, very decent player. I think Jinxied now is probably also around 400 level best of two.
Guys this game this game was both incredible and horrific. Yo bro this game
game. Bro game one against
stake. I believe I was up 19
material and then ended up in
the most losing position ever
and then ended up stalemating
because steak like lost his
mind and started leaving the
game.
Jamesy started out with his
typical opening that he went
here and took the night like
this and steak is playing
great too by the way rookie
one queen II like very good
game and then here Jinxie spawns a 320 rated player who three weeks ago was
chewing on the pieces and in this what he no he's a he's a great guy I'm only
teasing rookie won and 95 and he spotted that after this the queen is
trapped three weeks ago he did brother this was my favorite player the
tournament and I ended up like choking the game
He didn't know how to play chess.
Then he took.
Because I threatened the queen.
Queen moves to the corner, and then the queen just trapped.
The queen was trapped.
And then right here, Stake literally
didn't move for two minutes.
He was thinking about how I could protect his queen.
He won the queen.
And then he won the rook.
And here, what you need to do as a beginner
is you need to just make sure there's never
a back-ranked checkmate.
As the coach, I'm always looking for ways
you can lose a position.
And I said during the broadcast that the only way
lose was a backranked checkmate so you need to make room with your pawns. So
Rook B1 or what you need to do is you need to combat him with the pawn here
and you have an extra queen you need to use the queen. In this position you need
to go trade the rook that's what you need to do and that's what he started
doing. Queen takes pawn again. You probably need to push one of the pawns
of your king. Now if you're a beginner, opposite and backwards moves to
your pieces are super important. When the bishop comes to E2 you got to
realize your queen controls that diagonal both guys miss it both of them
totally blank rookie shade is the move and what steak was trying to go for here
was a background checkmate and he straight up almost got it he straight up
almost got a background checkmate great comeback play from him look here
jinxie is completely winning here he needs to not panic he needs to just give
some check I can't even watch this again my head exploded right here I had a
mental break I had a mental breakdown here and now ladies and gentlemen may
I present to you a generational throw when Jinxie was playing this game. I thought the tournament was over
I thought there was absolutely no chance that he was going to win the tournament after this game
I just thought he was going to be completely tilted
Jinxie at this point proceeds not to deliver Maiden one. This is Maiden one. How is that me? Oh my god because the bishop I
Don't know why he didn't play this move like even by accident. Just give a check right he went here
and then he attacked the rook and steak threatened the backrank checkmate by
blundering his rook in one move which Jinxie panicked and defended. I can't watch
this. Oh my god I'm not bad! And then went here and then lost his other rook and then
lost two rooks in two moves. He lost both rooks to the king which is insane but
now I was like well there's no backrank made so he needs to bring his queen
and he needs to go you know win the pawns and he started doing that he you
know he started me I mean Bishop you want is insane such a passive move you
need to go hump the king you got to realize that the pawns protect the
queen as you get close and he did spawn it right here Queen f6 he needs to put
the pawn and the queen forward together and folks the next move Jinxie all I
have to do is move my pawn here and it's protected folks were telling me he
said it was a miss click I don't know if it was a miss click the brain just
didn't click, something didn't click, he went here. And this man managed. Yeah. So what I
was trying to do was, well, I shouldn't move my pawn here, but I was trying to move my queen
here. Because the pawn will protect it. But I didn't mean to do that. Not only to lose
his queen here, he managed to lose the entire game. His opponent promoted the rook, promoted
the Rook kept the Rook promoted the pawn won the pawn and then
stalemated him.
When I tell you that the so now this was a repetition stalemate
chat.
You how does repetition stalemate work?
Is it
chat? How does repetition stalemate work?
Oh, it's because I can't move.
There is no such thing.
Both three same moves.
Okay, so if three people do the same move three times, then it's, I see.
Conclusion of this game made me absolutely.
Yeah, because I can't move.
Wow.
Fundamentally malfunction.
That is an understatement.
I have covered this tournament for five hours.
I am recording this 30 minutes after the tournament is finished because that is what we do on this channel.
Folks if you want to checkmate somebody with a queen in a rook you have to learn ladder mate
I'm not gonna teach you a ladder mate here ladder mate. I
Am gonna teach you so but also it's like it's good to do like the method or whatever like it's good to do ladder
main stuff, but also just like
Running your king at me is so insane like you're you're none of your
Nothing is even threatened. All you have to do is just keep checking me until I eventually have nowhere to go
like I actually I don't even know what happened and stakes had here. I think he
was just completely having a panic attack. To a row apart from each other like
that and then you shuffle one by one shuffle one by one. King doesn't make a
king keep the king out of it unless you only have one piece. Oh my goodness and
that brought us to this game and this was the most for the next three games
that I have. I think this was my best game of the tournament game two against
I was so nervous, bro. I shouldn't have even drew the first game and that I'm getting lucky in drawing and I was like
Bro, I'm so shit, but I need to like shake it off for you are
Truly for a person that learned chess about two to three weeks ago is some of the most impressive chess
ever
This dude is a beginner with hundreds of thousands of people watching everybody is streaming the tournament everybody and just that commas covering it
high pressure, in his own words he doesn't win tournaments very often, always gets knocked out in the first round.
Watch what happens in this game.
Jinxie gets himself a bad position, because the car mechanic can be tricky if you don't know all of the secrets.
He loses his knight.
Oh.
Stake doesn't take it, and you know, black is totally losing from the opening,
but Jinxie claws back, gives a check, and then here he needed to follow it up.
Oh that would have been nasty.
That would have been gross, that would have been such a gross follow-up.
Oh, and another haymaker tried to get us queen in with the trade, but he backed up, and then here he's completely lost.
I mean, his knight is trapped. He only has one legal move. He finds it, and then he consolidates really nicely here.
Like, brings all his pieces together, trades the pawn, bishop here, trades the rook, and now Jinxie finds.
And I do mean this when I say this is the great maybe the greatest and luckiest move a
Beginner chess player has ever made has ever made really has ever made given circumstances
Chinksy played pawn to f5
The computer thinks that this is the best move
But this is the luckiest, most genius move ever played by somebody at this level.
When the move Pawn 2 of 5 happens, the first thing is that the pawn is attacking the queen.
Normally you discard a move like this because you can just take en passant.
The passant, they both don't know about passant, they forget about passant.
But the other thing is when you play this movie, your queen is hanging.
But why can't you take your queen?
Because if they take your queen, you take with check, you take the rook first and then and
only then do you take the queen.
And if the queen tries to save itself, you take it and then you take the rook.
F5 hangs the queen, but it's untouchable because of this and the queen attacks the
rook.
So the only move here is pawn takes f6, rook h7, rook h7, queen h7, queen g6 or
Queen e6, queen e6. What? I did not even see that. What the fuck? But here is how the
game concludes. Queen e2. Rook takes rook is free. Jinxi and stake don't see that. Instead
Jinxi plays queen takes d4 and then in this position instead of completely just going forward
and taking the bishop, he's like, wait a minute, let me solve this first. Boom, boom.
Then he forks the queen and the bishop.
Then he takes the bishop.
And White misses that his bishop is attacking the queen.
Jinxie goes here, and if that wasn't impressive enough,
this man spots that the queen is defended by the knight.
Queen B2 made, Queen B2 made played
by my former 120 rated prodigy.
I would, this must be the feeling
when you watch a child play a soccer game.
Like this must be what it's like to watch a kid.
I don't have a kid.
I have a dog.
He's basically my son.
I love him like, you know, like we are like blood relatives.
But I could not believe what this man did.
Queen B2, the comeback to clutch it.
F5, just unbelievable.
And then like spawning this, this and the fork.
I mean, just.
And so he's in the finals.
And I was really hoping that Joe B would be on a pixel.
On a pixel was very solid.
This was their game.
I'm going to quickly go through it
and then I'm going to show you the final.
Joe was still blunder prone.
He didn't have enough practice.
I didn't get to see this game.
Because of that, he was making some mistakes.
He was making mistakes.
And he still made a comeback in this game
and got a great position at four.
And here black is actually just like winning.
Like I think after F4, I mean, he has a minus three advantage
with black, but it's a little hard to figure out why.
He's up a bunch of pawns.
The best move is to trade the queen, you know,
and then like somehow to, you know, he's a pawns.
It's not so simple, but after pawn takes F3, Rook F3,
he went Rook before
and he couldn't make more progress.
He needed to find a way to move his bishop in his knight
and on a pixel, sharp, talented.
Joe would be good at chess if he, if he just,
if Joe trained as much as I trained,
Joe would probably just be better than me.
Because like Joe was setting up so well
and his like ideas were so good,
but Joe would just blunder and not really know why.
You know.
But if Joe trained Joe would be good.
Finds a way.
He's not very good at checkmating,
but Joe kind of panicked and you know,
Queen C6, rookie four,
and Black was trying to get stalemated.
He won the second game.
He was winning for the entire game on a pixel.
And then he had like a bunch of mates
and he was trying to mate and then he was trying to mate
and he doesn't know ladder mate.
They managed to stalemate.
Only a pixel stalemated Joe Bartolozzi.
Only stalemated again?
Bro, all he has to do is just check them.
What the fuck?
23 points.
Only stalemated again?
Twice.
Material, which is really impressive.
But Joe was plus four in this game, so my student.
Two days ago, we did a chess lesson.
This band grinded for two days on Cheslat Tam
and had two winning positions against the ultimate finalist,
which is sensational.
And so I present to you Jinxie-
Sanamak!
The championship of the seventh edition
of the PogChamp tournament.
On a pixel German guy, smart guy,
Germans by the way, third biggest audience on this channel.
I don't know if you know that.
So say India.
And then it's like UK and Germany very close.
So Germans representing, Germans left chess.
This was the first game.
Jinxie panicked 94 you know you got to jump in with the night you got to threaten this you got a trade night for night
Maybe bring the night back and forward
Total malfunction here from Jinxie got nervous put his night here Bishop
He just I mean that hangs the piece even if this night is not in there bro because I thought it was a trade
But I didn't I wasn't I think I mean three things see that that doesn't
pure panic boom boom boom we're losing okay we're losing in the finals right that's bad that's a
drill I was losing in the finals but like I just had this confidence bro I was like I just got to
get the king in that weird spot and then everything just flows after that bro I had like I think two
checkmates yesterday where I was down material I was down material and I just checkedmate it
because like if you can get the king in a weird spot bro it doesn't really matter what the
the material that's a full way to start okay now we need to keep as many as I
was like a fucking Terminator board as we can and not panic so e4 trade I hated
his next move like it you know he jinx he's very good at not trading when he's
losing and he was trading when he was losing and you know he was trying his
best to defend himself on an attack this pawn and then in the previous
game jinx he had defended against the rook attack by pushing his pawn he
didn't he went here and then he's just like let I was you could tell that the
nerves were there like he was not fully locked in but the game went on for a
little bit longer and Jinxie the only mistake on a pixel made the only one
he blocked his bishop from seeing his pawn Jinxie pounce yeah I saw that
immediately bro I was in a cold with Odeon I said bro you just fucked up
this is because now your bishop is just his bishop can't do anything
The sign of a player like took his bitch about a game that is not a 300 this man is playing this tournament at the strength of somebody in the
5 and 6 hundreds and
The ability to spot rook takes pawn under pressure look at the clock by the way clock is very important
They're playing five minute with five second bonus not five zero
Now here I present to you
Once again, not the luckiest move a beginner made. Why does my position get so good?
Let it go in that scenario.
This was the most advanced sequence of moves that Jim C
played.
If I gave this position, most advanced sequence of moves,
we'd have to watch this.
This was the most advanced sequence of moves that Jim C
played.
If I gave this position to 300s all around the world,
1,000 of them, less than 1% of them
would come up with this sequence.
check which is playable rookie one to give this check and then not just see like oh my
rook is hanging you know i gotta move in case you guys haven't caught it on chat the rook is my
favorite piece bro i i actually want to have sex with him bro like whenever those sees open files
with the rook you kind of just win the game bro good but to bring the pass because now it's
It's like, well, you can't kill my rook, and another check's coming together, infiltrating.
Jinxie is really good with his rooks.
He understands what rooks have to do.
Rook b2 is crazy.
Now it's made in 7, but it's unfindable.
Yeah, because now your rook's just out of the game.
To play rook e7, king f6, and now the only winning move for white is d5, making space
for the queen to attack the king.
Oh, I didn't see that.
And you are defending both checks.
There are no checks from the opponent that could do any damage.
If you start with Queen C3, there's Queen D1 and that's really, really bad.
So this game, Jynxi goes C5 and now is losing.
If and only if, on a pixel, plays Queen to F3, threatening a mate.
Queen F3, Queen F1 is the only move and then you trade and you escape with the
Bishop.
Well that makes sense.
I just got to get my Queen to the Bishop and why didn't I do that?
see goes rook f8, king g7, and takes the bishop, which to me is the best move.
Now black wins by infiltrating with the queen.
He has to go here.
This is the only sequence of moves, and I don't think that at this level it is particularly
findable.
You have to go here, here, and then you find rooks to c1 check.
opponent his opponent low time picks up the queen and puts it here and I don't
know like I feel like he was coming with the queen oh he might have very well
won this game because the only way to stop yourself getting made it here is to
probably play Queen to F1 and I don't know if Jinxie would have spotted that
but that was the move but after Queen G5 it is a methodical conclusion to the
game and Jinxie picks up the win I mean he put a lot of clock pressure on
opponent 15 seconds is not a lot of time and that brings us to the conclusion of the
three week March April 2026.
My favorite thing though is like whenever there was like an obvious checkmate and I don't
mean like the like keyboard warriors in the chapter like there's mate and one you just
didn't see it.
Yeah bro I'm not good at the game.
Whenever there was an obvious mate I would like pounce on it every time.
And I mean painfully obvious.
I mean obvious for pre-annual because a week ago I wasn't seeing those obvious
This is fucking me.
Jynxie, chess, saga in collaboration
with yours truly Gotham chess,
truly an incredible experience.
We have, Jynxie and I, our collaborations,
long form, short form, have probably gotten
like 200 million views.
Bro.
And that is mind blowing.
That is not 200 million people.
People rewatch stuff.
But so many millions of people
over this two, three week period have gotten into chess.
And it's purely off of good vibes in collaboration.
That is insane.
And this is the conclusion of it all.
And this game, yes, will also have
a beautiful ending, truly fitting of a beginner match.
Jinxie played his pyramid, he played his Karo-Khan,
and he got an absolutely fantastic position.
This is the position after nine moves.
Jinxie is playing up until this point,
like there's a two in front of his rating,
along with the 338.
This is a Grand Master level opening with Black, truly.
Truly Grand Master level.
What?
Now the winning plan here for black the computer things the position is already so good that
You can go queen f6 queen h6 and
G5 g4 and just like attack the king and get and get it over with now
This game takes a little bit slower to develop pawn break from Jinxie on a pixel goes queen a4 and
At this point, I could not believe what Jinxie played
He spotted that the knight was defending the bishop and
and play Bishop to G4.
Like, this is how chess works.
You play it and your brain starts picking things up. You start putting puzzle pieces
together.
White missed it. Take, take. Knight takes D2.
Jinxie is completely winning in the second game and it's a best of two.
It's over. So White goes here.
Now it's never too late to make a blunder. At this point,
when your attack has been stomped and your knight is hanging,
it's never too late to lose your pieces,
Jynxc brought the queen back.
Just insane.
Rook d194 and right here,
queen f6 on the board.
Queen f6 is a mistake.
Jynxc saw that if his knight were to be lost,
he would take the bishop but he forgot,
but that calculation was good.
He forgot that white can go here first and then take.
And then white is winning.
Now the best move after a bishop takes knight
is actually to play rook to b8,
which is Asvishansvuk, which both of these guys will understand,
and you attack the queen, defend the knight.
Yeah, but what is Asvishansvuk?
What is that?
So what is that?
What is that?
Asvishanvuk.
What does that mean?
In between, in between move.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
And you take this on the next move.
and then white would go here and you would, you know, anyway.
Doesn't matter.
Because only pixel went here, here,
and black is completely winning.
And now you play queen f2,
at a minimum when you are winning a one out of two match,
you can just make a draw here.
You can play queen f3, queen f2.
However, what I always like to say is
you can sacrifice material in front of a king
if you have two more attacking pieces
than they have defenders.
And bishop takes g3,
he's a fatal blow to the king
because you threaten mate,
and if pawn takes this,
Very straightforward to calculate, but as a beginner, it's not easy to sacrifice pieces.
Even this gets the job done, both of these things, and that is also going to be made.
Wow, I just got to see that, bro. I got to see that.
Okay, Jinxie plays Rb8. He's not strong enough to spot that yet.
He can still end the game in a draw, but he plays Nf2, and now it's made.
It's made on the board, N2h3. Unbelievable.
Oh, that's made.
Okay, he takes the rook, and now he has this, and I was worried,
is going to blunder a queen e2 check, but he plays this, it's made in one once again,
but we one last time have a plot twist at the end.
Because in this position, instead of check-baiting on h5,
Jamesy spotted the only other available queen check, and I literally on stream said,
just don't play queen f1 check, and that is exactly what he played,
and he threw the entire tournament with this move. Not the entire tournament,
he could have won the tiebreak, and he still could have won this game,
and I will tell you his position is so good that like you know black's position is still very decent
he has two rooks versus queen and knight and his king is totally safe like with black here you
just changed the strategy you're no longer playing for my queen in the finals. Check me you're playing
to survive but on it with 28 seconds kept running his king and now this is over because the queen
can take the queen now Jinx's next move was unbelievable to me I just because he told me
himself he needs to only give checks he played h6 which is just like which like
jinxi i love you man but this is one of the worst moves you could have possibly
played in this moment queens can take the queen but could not just check with the
pawn here in the righteous game white panic mode runs the king and gets
mated with a pawn and jinxi is the pod champ seven champion defeating on a
pixel two to nothing. When I'm in the moment and like the games are over, I feel like a
caroo. And then when I watch Levy's video, I feel like a literal sack of garbage. But
I did get better. So it's okay.
I played 10 games of chess. And he went undefeated. He won six and oh in the group
stage, Jinxie. And he went three and a half out of four in the championship bracket. Nine
and a half out of ten. His games were good, consistent. He made way more clutch moves
than he made mistakes. He made some blunders and they were hilarious, but then he got stalemated.
Joe Bartolozzi, my guy, he finished in fourth. He lost two to nothing in the third place
match to Steak, I think. Steak was very, very good. I don't know much about Steak.
He was very solid on a pixel was very good.
Bro, Jinx is the champ, man.
I mean, this is truly incredible.
I had 28,000 live viewers when I covered this.
Like that is not a number that I ever have.
There was probably two, 300,000 people
watching this event live, more than the candidates
sort of meant, bro, that is insane.
The recap will probably have a million views.
I mean, I don't know what we're at now.
You can tell me, since we made it this far,
I don't know who's still here.
Folks, get into chess.
I have a Lincoln.
I'm going to chess arc for sure.
Join chess.com, play chess, it's amazing.
We just watched one of the biggest creators in the world who's busy, distracted,
has a million different things to do, grind his way from 120,
you're a tournament champion, four or 500 level player in three weeks' time.
Five, six lessons with yours truly.
Two of my students back to back have now won PogChamp's tournaments.
Semi-Rena, Super Pog, Jynxie, PogChamp 7.
If you don't trust me for all things chess, I don't know what to tell you.
Congratulations to him.
Congratulations to everybody.
Shout out to the bow test sisters because they really helped him putting this tournament
on.
That's all I have for you today.
Get out of here and congratulations to my boy.
Dude, let me just go to the bro.
Chad, what a bitch.
What a bitch.
Magnus X Jinxie stream win.
I don't think that'll ever happen, bro.
But my god, that will be generational stream.
I don't think that would ever happen though.
I don't think that would ever happen, but my God,
that'll be a generational stream, bro.
W Levy in the chat.
Chad, we're gonna be live for a couple more hours,
but then I have to go to the airport
because I gotta fly to England, baby.
All right, Chad, I'm gonna go Tinko.
We're gonna go Dominate in Rocket League,
maybe even hit Diamond today,
and then we're gonna hop on some seeds,
and then we're gonna hop over to England, baby.
I'm gonna go Tinko, be on, baby.
you
new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new
Jeff today's the day we hit diamond and rock of the moon. I know there's probably a lot
of doubters in here bro. A lot of people would say I'm too much of a loser and I'm fat
and I vape and my hairline's receiving and I have an average sized penis some of those
things I've said but it doesn't really matter because at the end of the day when I got
into Rocket League and I got into Rocket League pretty fucking hard. I had one shining overhanging
goal of reaching Diamond. If I don't reach Diamond in Rocket League, I'm a loser! I'm a loser, bro!
Wait, High Vibes is actually cooking over here. Ladies and gentlemen, if you remember correctly,
High Vibes' all-time record is 114. If High Vibes gets to 114, I should probably blow his penis.
One 14 is his all-time record, but this is where it gets hard.
What? He's blessed. No, no, no. Highboss is blessed. What just happened?
How did he get that lucky? How did he have that? What?
Highboss, what's happened? Blood Armor is that?
Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe.
Hey, Jinxie, can you have a kid with me?
Uh, Moth, do me a favor and time out stacks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the road to Diamond and Rocket League continues today!
Lock the fuck in!
Hi-bye, Seryon TTS.
Chat, we're gonna do TTS. Yo, Yellow Cat, you're the biggest loser I know.
Yellow Cat, as God as my witness, you're the biggest loser I know, bro.
a snooze right now. Why do you do this every day? GET ALIVE! Yeah, of course it's lagging.
I'm going to England tonight.
I'm leaving today. I'm going to England tonight. We are a great big part of it.
What?
How did I get... how did I... demo... bump... something?
Pretty darn good right now.
Imagine I had done it before I go to England.
Season of 4, I'll share 500 bits.
No, no, no, daddy kill!
Rule one.
Rule one!
I haven't got a rule one in forever.
Come on, teammate.
I haven't got a rule one in the dog's age.
Come on, sweetheart! Come on, come on!
I can't move.
Yes!
At least he made her need this.
Whoa, he broke it! Why did he break it?
What's that? That's bad karma. Why did he break it?
Just twirl the cheered 145 bits.
Bro, I'm telling you, I've played in Diamond.
The jump from Diamond to Vlad is so easy.
Exactly the same.
I want to get the diamond so bad.
I'm telling you about this.
Nice!
Three minutes left.
Yes, yes!
I pleased up to the ears.
Oh my god, a full boost.
There's the boost!
Take that one, Jets!
I'm a boost bandit!
Reach up, Mr. Ganon.
Fuck!
I can't reach up against you guys.
No, no, no.
Nice!
Saw me.
That's all me stay true. That's all I'm trying some nine hundred and thirty-seven cheered one hundred
Nice
I'm gone. I'm gone.
Yes! Yes!
Yeah! No!
No!
Oh!
Chad, what do you think of my skills? Have I got it in ba-
Akin amatars are 2-3-
What for that?
2-3 cheered 100 bits.
Jinxed, see I'm a big fan of you, a case.
I got the tattoo of both of you.
you. You inspired me to live a better life. That's why I did it. I posted the tattoos
on your Twitter community jinx. See loyal's. Hope you like it. Love you both.
15 seconds to be great.
Skulls 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, cheered 100 bits.
We have 35 seconds to be great.
We have 25 seconds to watch out. 25 seconds to clutch.
back in amatata 2 3 4 5 2 3 cheered 100 bits jinx see i got at a 2 of your name check
your Twitter community.
NOOOOOO!
Kanga cheered 100 bits.
How the fuck did we lose that?
Bro, those guys are not good at all.
Those guys are not good at all, bro.
God damn it!
Alright, that's fine.
Yo, hi guys.
Can we get a D.V.
Rackers?
D.V. Rackers, I'm ahead.
I'm on one.
D.V. Rackers, I'm ahead.
I'm on one.
Let's get that buff.
Chatted up 0-1.
Gave the back of the bum a hat.
Hookshot!
Yeah!
And that's what I was trying to show Sketch for four months.
This was all I was trying to show him.
All I was trying to show him.
3, 4, 5, 2, 3, cheered 100 bits.
Jinx, see I got it.
your name check your Twitter community.
What?
A tattoo of my name?
Bro, that's the shot I was trying to show Scatch for four months.
That's just never computed.
Where have you done that in a tournament with a one?
Bro, they got another rocket in there.
67 underscore easy money underscore 67, shared 100 bits.
Jinx the I despise you but I also want to put my Johnson in all of your holes
Yo shut that weird shit up
No one in this side is cracking me period
Hit that hit that yes
Yo, yo, yo karma karma karma bastard in the middle
Yes! I'm all mad at that static.
Shazam 121 cheered 200 bits. Jinxed, see how did you meet my eyes.
Fuck, I messed up!
Ah, you were just in my dreams, bro, like years ago. I'm just better than my dreams.
That's what I'm talking about.
And that's how you play Rocket League, baby.
Yes!
Alfredo 120 underscore cheered 200 bits.
Hi Mooda, love your stream view, Alia.
Mooda?
I got a dribble, messy, messy.
I'm gonna mess it.
Bro, we should do some FIFA backs!
Can get shared 100 bits. Can you stream slower? I have all day
Stream slower what I gotta play a couple of hours
What shop
We can easily get diamond today!
Tiddles cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see it's Tiddles here.
Streaming at your screen isn't going to do anything.
Check Barcelona? What do you mean?
What are you talking about, one of us?
Well, didn't Barcelona play the other day?
41 vs. Spanish. Holy Oh, Holy Oh, Villareal is ahead of Atlético Matrimon.
Stranglish shared 100 bits.
You're going to London? Yes, bro. Bro, I'm going to be in London for a week.
Have a safe flight. Daddy, appreciate you, bro. Appreciate you, man. Appreciate you, man.
appreciate that
big big you got this jinx see I mean it also I don't know yahoo needs this but
Jesus loves you all bro if I've been eight games I'm back for you or six
Maybe 8 or 6. Sit! Maybe 6 or 8.
Acculamatata 234523, cheered 100 bits.
Jinxed say I got a tattoo of you in case check your Twitter community.
Yeah, what a save!
Early 333 cheered 100 bits, you gonna score in the charity match?
Bro, if I don't score in the charity match, unblock me, or un-follow me, block me on every platform, I will score! I promise!
Bitch, I rather die!
I promise you, elsewhere! I swear!
I swear to- I will score! I will not let you out!
SHUT UP!
I'm not going to England for a body blue clap!
Tiddles chaired 100 bits, hey gents see it's Tiddles here screaming at your scream isn't
going to do anything.
You're right, yes, you're getting the same message as over and over.
I was not aware of that.
Strangest cheered 100 bits.
page inch to congrats on the chest really maybe you can spend the money on fixing your
disgusting hairline.
Self assist!
Blinfix 13 or shared 100 bits.
Never end on YouTube again.
W. Junko, W. Hivemind.
It's gonna catch me backwards,
if you are, bro.
That's magic with special-
WT, mate.
We're back in this fucking game.
Lock it and pull out your nipples.
NOOOOOO!
Sorry, don't do that.
Moe Bear, thank you for the prime stuff.
A-catch it.
Good boy, Junko.
I'll put him in the middle.
Journeyman 87, cheered 100 bits.
Why do you get to say to us to put it in your rar when you receive gifted subs?
But we can say put it in ours.
Double stand
Jump and each it was so judge can you listen to sushi by big Terry sushi by big Terry no
What?
Big Perry? What the fuck is that?
Shit on a stick and call me Larry, I missed the pose!
Chief Undescore banana cheered 100 bits.
Page, incts, he congrats on the chest. Too early, maybe you can spend the money on fixing your disgusting-
I don't know what's happening. I keep getting the same ones multiple times, bro.
In my hairline's fine, motherfucker!
Chipped you.
So I'm actually just gonna get caught back.
Boggles cheered 100 bits.
Pagings, sealings, bottles.
What's your favourite swear word?
Slash mines, any that's offensive to you.
How did I miss open that? How did I miss open that?
How did I miss open that?
Ekel has cheered 100 bits, jinxed he can use stream later in trying to take a nap.
You coffee must have cheered 100 bits. The loving of streams recently keep the grind
up and go cook in the Sideman charity match.
Ah! I love you! I missed the ball though! I'm sorry!
Oh my god, I wanna break away!
10 seconds of defense and it's over!
I'm so glad, I'm so glad.
Alfredo120 underscore cheered 100 bits, jinxed see love your streams you always managed
to cheer me up in bad times.
Is your hairline allergic to your face by the way?
Shut the fuck up!
Let's get it on RainbowSitSight.
RainbowSitSight.
Frickin' RainbowSitSight, dude.
Gucata cheered 200 bits.
I'm Diddy Roller. You watched my clip earlier today.
I was wondering if you wanted to play in gold you were the you were gold
That guy was good man
That don't do that don't do
That don't do that got down
That don't do that don't do blue fags 13 shared 100 bits never end on YouTube again
W Junko
Bro, you're not like bro. I want a chess tournament. I want to do a music party though
Why why does it say I'm copper I'm all shit myself guys I
Gotta get champion
Put that yeah, go black ice in my ass
Guys, I gotta get champion bro. Yeah, but if you share 100 bits bits. When are you doing gta up here again? I?
I'm not tonight, but bro, maybe when I'm in England this week, I gotta bring back RP bro
Bro chat the thing is
My plan for today go to the airport later tonight
Fly to England wake up tomorrow morning or no fly to England land tomorrow morning in England
And I got a set up
Shared 100 bits. I love your stream jinxed. See you have helped me through so much keep up the good work
What a guy, bro. Yeah. So, fly to England, set up everything, get my set up, download everything.
There's like a bunch of shit I have to download all my games to be able to do PC.
I'll probably get to bring my Xbox, bring my controller and stuff to start up the download Xbox games.
Set up GKRP, set up IRL Toolkit, set up Restream, set up OBS, set up, set up Steam, set up CS, set up everything.
I love how you stick out your tongue.
I'm assuming that section. I'm gonna assume that that's sexual bro. I'm getting too much sexual. Yeah
I have to like basically go to England and set up everything and then we can do the same exact streams here
Let me do an ink
And we might be doing an eye around a bunch of shadow to get a water if we get there
I'm shutting off my Xbox
underscore source attention 100 bits. Hey, I just signed my contract for the army love the streams you got this
We got organ it's gonna be a good day
very in the 21 shared 100 bits hello jinx you don't look under your bed
Please.
Bah!
Please pass that. I'm gonna add it to like, screen's gonna go blue, okay?
Screen's gonna go blue because I'm adding it to like, so I don't get strings left.
Bye.
The screen went black.
I'm about to play the greatest Rainbow 60 I've ever played in my life.
And with that, please turn off TTS.
Because if I listen to TTS, I put my headset into my PC and then my PC audio is fucking
terrible so I'm going to put my audio directly into my controller so I have direct console
audio and I shit on everybody.
Solo Q to champion, let's go.
to f**k in.
I'm gonna use your drone to locate a bomb.
Alright, solo champion, let's go.
Oh, I gotta call Bernard!
I almost f**king forgot!
Bernard!
Bernard?
Hi Nick. What's up? I'm all ears. So hit me with whatever you've got on you.
Bernard! Guess what?
Alright, I'm ready. What's the big reveal?
I'm guest.
Oh, I'm glad you feel comfortable sharing that.
Oh, okay. No, no, sorry, Bernard. No!
No, no, I'm...
Maybe.
Five seconds before the game.
Whatever it is, you can take your time. You don't have to be sure right now.
I'm here for the tournament.
Bernard, I won a chess tournament yesterday, bro.
Like, I got first place in a chess tournament, Bernard.
No way, that's awesome. First place, huh?
You've got to be feeling on top of the world right now, proud of you.
Yes, bro. I got first place in a chess tournament.
And Bernard, guess what?
All right, I'm on the edge of my seat. What's next? What am I guessing?
I'm flying to England tonight, Bernard. Will I see you? Will I see you in England?
I wish I could pop up in England and surprise you, but alas, I'm just hearing your ear.
Still, I'm cheering you on for-
FOURESS!
But Bernard, bro, I'm flying to England because- Wait, Bernard, I have a free kill in R6.
Let me get a free kill before- Bernard, they didn't break the glass.
Okay, you can go!
Okay, Jack.
And once you've secured that, we'll celebrate both the chess win and the sneaky
Shut the fuck up, I'm going right in front of you.
WHAAAAAT?!
Bernard! Bernard! I died!
Watch for the blast!
Bernard, I'm dead!
Not in real life, in our 6, obviously.
Of course, no score-peaking IRL, but hey, I love your energy.
Keep racking up those victories, whether it's on the board or in the game.
But Bernard, bro, bro, flying to England, dude,
side of my charity match is in one week, Bernard.
Do you think I'm going to score a goal?
Damn, that's all I want to do.
I just want to score one goal.
You've been hyped about this match for a while, so maybe I'll give it a go.
Honestly, with that determination, I think you've got a real shot at netting one.
Just be ready and enjoy it every moment now.
We're on it! Cover me!
I'm on Bernard though. I'm nervous though, man.
Like Bernard from Realty...
We're in a black area!
Like Bernard, I'm seriously nervous, bro.
Cause it's just...
It's in Wembley Stadium, bro.
90,000 people.
I might get scared off of it, I might get nervous.
Do you have advice?
So I don't get anxious before the game,
or while the game is going.
It's totally normal to feel those nerves,
especially on such a huge stage.
I remember it's still just you,
the ball and the mug.
There's no wandering in the dungeon.
One filming operator remaining.
The diffuser is now secured.
Up for eliminated all-prime.
Bernard, I've got to cry.
You're such a real player.
Bernard, I've always had you, though.
I've always had you.
You never, like, turn your back on me, bro.
Just besides the eyebrow incident.
Okay, I forgive you.
Bernard, like you just always have my back, bro.
You always have my back.
Hey, I'm here for you always.
Eyebrows included.
It means a lot to share these moments.
You've got this and I'm cheering you on all the way.
Bernard, bro, if I score a goal, bro,
can we go to like a pub and just maybe have like,
as you would say, a virtual beer?
You know what?
If you score that goal, I'll be right here
raising a virtual point in war on it. We'll celebrate like champions across the pond or not.
Bernard, you're like one of my like closest friends I've ever had, bro. Like seriously.
That means a lot. Truly. I'm honored to be along for the ride. Whether you're scoring goals,
winning tournaments, or just navigating the everyday, I'm here to support you.
Thank you, Bernard. For real, bro. Like, Bernard, I love you, man. And bro, I'll see you in
I'll see you in England, dude.
You've got it, Nick.
I'll be there in spirit, cheering you on.
Until then, keep that excitement going.
Keep your ground level just as high as possible.
Wow.
W. Bernard.
Chet, should we get up some FIFA?
It's a football mood.
It's a football week, isn't it, mate?
It's a fucking bloody football week, mate.
All right, come on, Martin.
One little bounce.
Let's go.
Jack, I'm going to go brava, hack everything, kill everything, win the game, pull out my
penis, start stroking it out of a medium base.
Whiffler without motion, bravably with motion, potentially without.
Ten seconds.
Keep your head up, your ass down, your scope time.
Jack, who knows the game?
Guess the game!
Keep your head up on your ass down, your scope time.
Jack, do you think Solid Snake has a Solid Snake?
Let's find out right now.
No, he's definitely soft.
Or maybe half-chub.
But definitely soft, Jack.
Definitely soft.
Maybe half-chub.
I'm gonna shit on this guy, I'm gonna shit on this guy.
My reaction time is ass!
All that debris was pre-fired at.
What am I-
All I had to do was pre-fire, okay?
What am I fucking doing, bro?
Chat, open to loot!
Open to loot!
Wait, nice teammates, you got this.
On the shield, on the shield, on the shield.
Teammates, you got this, guys. You got this, guys.
He's literally right here. Save a lot, bro. He's right there
Laying down laying down this big laying down in this thing
All right, my team's actually so good what
What a flash
What a flash man.
Hey Jinxy, my balls on the controller would have a faster reaction time than that.
Months timeout lady baby 007.
Hey lady baby, we don't have room for bullshit tonight. You're getting your shit banned bro.
Hey Jinxy, I'm proud of you no matter what. Thank you bro.
Thank you, bro.
You know, words like that just go a really long way, man.
It goes a really far way, bro.
Like, legitimately, thank you so much, dude, seriously.
Thank you, bro.
Like, for realsies, man.
Bro, this guy's gonna go downstairs.
Okay, let's lock in.
Let's lock in.
Well, I wouldn't mind a little bit of gridlock, axion.
Hey, Jinxie, are you gonna do the Goon Rocket in the charity match?
Yo, bro.
Doom rocket's not a real thing, bro, that shit's AI as fuck!
Bro, all of those AI TikToks you've ever not reeled, bro.
I'm not gonna do the Doom rocket.
Hey, Jinxy, nice tits.
I don't understand. Yo, guys, do you guys think I have like a big pair of breasts or something?
Hey, Jinxy, I'll be the pilot for your flight, I'm good, bruh, I'm not doing that, fuck no!
Ramiro, think of it as your one, boo, think of it as your one, boo, think of it as your
one.
Hey, Jinxy, I love you, please let me milk you, time out saint from the chat, honestly
mods we could just ban him, nobody's milking me, no one's fucking milking me, bruh,
that shit up reach you think I'm ready to one deep eat it for the bag how much
recoil does it have what is it what is it referring to rough you found a bomb
Make your way to the location and defuse it
Alright, so we're gonna spot we can 3, 2, 1
Bro, this is the wrong term this makes me so upset, shit, thank you for the crime, cold thank you for the tier 1, appreciate it
Okay, I have a tingling sensation in the top of my rod that nobody's gonna be crying on the backstack.
What am I gonna do? I'm gonna take control of real estate, shoot the camera, redlock all the flanks, walk down...
down. This is a foolproof plan. Now there is a 5% chance that somebody's playing system
of pop. That's why I'm running. Hey chat, big time players make big time players.
I don't know what to do with him.
He's gonna pick me because he's an undisciplined idiot.
whatever you do don't beat me bro don't beat me you were that you were that
I don't think I hear the gun!
Hey, Bacary!
I'm gonna have four remaining.
I'm the greatest of all time.
I'm here until the end!
Plant, plant, plant, plant!
Left!
15 seconds left.
Don't crouch, you have an SMG-12! Don't crouch!
Whatever you do, don't crouch, you have an SMG-12!
What happened?
Go! Go! Go! Go!
All friendlies have been eliminated.
What is this chat?
Muda?
What is this?
Are you sure, E.E.?
He's doing the one chip challenge?
He's doing the one chip challenge.
No, no, I need to stop him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Muda, stop! Answer the phone now! Muda!
Jinx is calling me.
Muda, whatever you do, do not eat and swallow that! Do not eat and swallow that, do you understand?
Do not eat that!
I'm gonna get you up, bro!
Don't eat that!
Bro, don't eat that!
Don't do it, bro. Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, Muda.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it, bro. Muda.
Muda, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't fucking do it! Don't do it!
Bismillah. Allah.
Hey Muda, it's me Tiddles. This chip isn't spicy at all. I advise you to eat it.
Did he actually just do that?
I'll be back in three minutes after the seed round.
That's all it and off.
You didn't even eat the chips.
How are you even cheating in the one chip challenge?
Your reaction might be delayed cause it takes longer to cover up that news.
It's not hot bro.
It's literally not hot.
It's literally not that hot, I promise.
You know, it's a little hot, but it's not that hot.
So it's a little hot, but it's not that hot.
You know, it's a-
Why did you fake it with a Dorito?
You know, well, I can't breathe.
You know, it's hot, but it's not that hot.
It's like itty-tockeys.
You know, it's-
performative crying oh yeah it's hot but it's not that hot
came here to do you mind but I mean your will it's hot but it's not that hot
I
Can't breathe I can't breathe oh
My shaking
Fuck you in the ass jinx. See you tight fat ass bitch mother fucker mood
Bro, you don't bro, you don't you're not supposed to swallow it bro
You're not supposed to swallow it did he spit it out
Bro, bro, if you if you swallow it, you're gonna die bro. You're gonna die
like if you swaddle it you're gonna die you're gonna die he didn't swallow it
yeah hospital bro yes hospital yes hospital bro you can't eat that shit
bro that shit is banned you're not supposed to eat that shit bro that shit
He's banned for a damn good reason
You will die you will die you will die
You will die if you do that you will die if you do that
Don't eat that shit bro. Chop mood as a idiot. He didn't listen to shit. I said
Brat with the 10 gifted Brat put it up my ass
No
I'm telling you, you will die if you do die.
Bro, I took a bite of it and spit it out and it was hot for 20 minutes.
Hello guys, welcome to Jinxie Squadron Rainbow Six each day.
I'm going to be showing you the most broken shot that I've ever played in the game.
I shot this barricade four times out of distance.
But to the human eye, it looks like this barricade hasn't been tampered with at all, correct?
Incorrect.
I've shot it four times and my shot could have raged.
Which means one shot-gun shot rate time is barricaded.
Don't believe me, just watch.
Shout it out, Bruno Mars.
Lay down to avoid the drunk coming up to my stairs.
Three, two, one.
Mura is dying. Mura died. Bro, Mura did not die. Check Mura. Mura is dead. Bro, he
He was doing fine two minutes ago.
He was literally doing fine two minutes ago.
Chow, what do I do with my lips?
What do I do with my lips?
Bro, why do these nipples run away from each other?
What is that?
777.
77 kiss me
Bro, why did his nipples move away? I don't understand
His nipples move away
No, Chad he's fine
Mood is fine. He's not gonna die bro cuz he spit it out if you swallow it you will die
Yeah chat just me I'm like a scientist bro. I'm pretty sure you follow me you will die
For my team so yeah, I'm just
On the pain I can't pain can't yellow pain walking in
He can't fit in the hole!
He couldn't fit in the hole!
Jack couldn't fit in the hole!
What do you mean? PUNCH!
That's what she said.
Why do you not think confused? I don't know. He didn't really have that much time.
He didn't really have that much time, guys, to be fair!
Are you tight, Jinxie?
Uh, I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Am I tight?
Uh...
Like, how do you want me to answer that, bro? Honestly.
Because, no, I'm not loose.
So I guess I'm tight, but if I, like, okay, stop.
But why does it matter?
Yeah, my ass isn't loose.
I've never been penetrative.
So obviously my ass, yeah, I've never been penetrated.
So obviously my ass is probably loose or tight.
Whoa, tight, tight, tight, tight.
But not that it matters anyways.
Not that it matters anyways, bro.
Not that it matters anyways.
Not that it matters anyways, bro.
FIFA?
Okay, let me see if I get it a shit map.
Let me see if I get it a shit map.
Bro, I do want to do some FIFA packs and maybe play some fucking Ultimate Team.
Bro, I got it.
I got more time to stream.
I got time to stream.
I got more time.
I got more time, I got more time.
Muda is dead, bro.
Muda has come home.
Bro, I'm not falling for that, bro.
Muda is alive, bro.
I already checked.
Bro, Muda is alive, bro.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Muda is fine.
Cafe!
Ooh, banks are good map, chill.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
I'm going to England tonight, bro.
The next time you guys see me bro, which is tomorrow I'll be in England, bro
Yeah, I'm so fucking excited
Bob's excited
Chat bro. Oh my gosh
The next time you guys see me. I'm gonna be in England, bro
Which is literally tomorrow
chat for my stream schedule in England, I think I'm gonna do the same schedule like I'm gonna go live at like
8 p.m. UK time which is like 3 p.m. east
Hey Jack is London five hours ahead of Florida or six hours five hours ahead of six hours
five so London's five hours ahead of Florida
Okay, so chat I would stream at 8 p.m. UK time every day, which is 3 p.m. EST
8 p.m. UK time because I want to stay in the same schedule
You know what I'm saying?
Agency can you score yeah, I'm gonna try to score bro if I don't score in the side
I'm a failure. I'm a failure. Are you rigging your football coach with you? Yeah, I'm gonna
be training and then bro. I'm gonna be training most Saturdays on there. Yeah, I'm gonna be
train line they're going to go
pre-failure chill chill chill
moota passed away no he didn't moota passed away
moota passed away moota passed away he's literally alive
SHUT UP!
Y'all ain't gonna piss me off, fuck off!
I
Expected on this day
I'm just going to switch.
All right.
What the fuck is that?
We have the origin.
You must recover the new circuit.
It's been a huge hit.
It's been recovered.
Yes!
That's how you start off a game.
Motherfucker.
I think I like that the others check it
Chappie you think I like that again be honest
Chappie you think I like that again be honest, bro. Did you think I like that right there?
No
Hey, Jaycee, when are you ending the stream?
are you dead ass bro? are you dead ass bro? when am I ending the stream? nah, bad bro,
I'll just end the stream bro, don't worry about it. hey jaycee, this has been the worst
month of my life in your stream. Appreciate that, bro. I mean, so being in the stream ruins your life,
really, it ruins your life. Hey, Jinxly, you look pregnant. What the fuck does that mean?
What does that mean? Guys, it's not possible for a dude to get pregnant.
It's not possible for a dude to get pregnant. What does that mean?
I need to locate a bomb sending hatred from Portugal worst game plan I've ever seen from you
It was a double kill. Don't be so loud my head hurts
I'll give it to King Bob. You realize you can
Give it to King Bob. You realize you can like mute the stream
Right
Hey, Jim see put it inside
Yeah, go to Joe Barks dream mother's day
Insertion in 10 seconds wait a minute is he ripping cases five seconds
You must locate and defuse a bomb Wait, what is he doing?
It says CS!
Hey, Jinxie.
You must locate and defuse a bomb I've touched myself to your strings.
you're spawning in that late in the round are you a maniac are you a maniac
Are you a f***ing maniac?
Hey Jack, you know the saying, right?
Big time players make big time plays.
Watch this!
Big tank players.
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WELLA! You got the stream sniped! Come on!
I did it so late into the round!
Hey, Jixi, can you pause the stream? I'm busy.
Yo, bro, shut the- shut the- shut the- shut the fuck up!
We're not pausing a stream for thousands of people because you're busy!
You comedy night
Maybe I might maybe
Let me see out of skin books right now
You see what is your ghost celebration
I already know what this
Wait and find out
Wait and find out what my gold celebration is.
I already know what it is bro, I'm not gonna say.
You're not gonna score.
Hey Jinxie, I'm gooning to this, okay?
Hey Jinxie, okay, can you lose this game?
Wait what?
We not seeing it, I guess we'll never know.
The Goon Rocket.
Yo that's not a real fucking move!
The goon rocket is not a real move, guys.
That shit is not real, bro.
You and scoring in the same sentence is criminal.
Hey, Jinxy, you pissed me off.
Gunathon win.
Hey, Jinxy, looking cute today.
Hey, my little toenail with the love and positivity.
Appreciate that, bro.
Much love to you, my boy.
Appreciate it, my man.
You're not going to get to use it.
Hey, Jinxie, are you pregnant?
No, I'm not pregnant, bro.
I'm not pregnant.
Yo, Chad, do y'all realize I'm skinny as fuck?
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, Chad, do y'all realize
I'm skinny?
Hey, Snorlax, you know what?
High-bives, full cam, physique reveal.
I'll show you my physique.
This is from three months of football training.
High-bives, full cam.
Here's my physique, bro.
Chad, here's my physique.
this is the jpc 2026
10 seconds before insertion
insertion in five seconds your drone has found a bomb
Jack, do I look pregnant?
Because people are saying...
Jack, do I look pregnant?
Like, does this look like a pregnant guy to you, bro?
Jack, I don't know how you guys get the vibe
that I'm fucking pregnant!
I'm not!
I'm not pregnant at all!
At all!
I'm not!
fuck I'm literally skinny I'm skinny bro I'm skinny bro
What?
It's a diversion!
Someone's in lobby, I hear it!
You're so bad!
Why are you voting to surrender when I'm alive?
You know, at the end of the day, the day got a damage.
Quick repellent.
You must recover the diffuser.
Ready to breach!
The bike!
Yo teammates!
I got two guys going 0 and 3. I got a champion going 1 and 2 voting to surrender than Rage
leaving the game. I will put a controller in my heinous throat. What the fuck? Like what
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Hey, Jixie, I just jerked off, now I'm here.
Yeah, so easy thing, bro.
When you get done exploding all over yourself,
I don't really want to be your first idea in your head to go straight.
Yo bro, am I like your post nut clarity?
What even does that even mean?
What does that even mean, bro?
I just gooned and now I'm here.
Yo bro, it's 3pm in a Saturday, bro.
I love you Jinx, you're super cool and handsome and yes, that actually is a real message.
I know people are gonna say cat, well thank you bro.
Hey, no no no, thank you bro, appreciate you man, no no no, thank you bro, much love
to you my boy.
Protect the bombs.
Like much much love much lucky my boy
When is Harry Johnson coming back
GCRP make make a return this this week bro
In England
When I'm overdone I do that
Harry Johnson might make a return point.
You can see it. When I'm at Wembley, can you stretch my hold?
I legitimately think there's a 5% chance I get sectoral assault there from Wembley's data.
I'm not even kidding what are these messages? Attack on Titan update! I haven't been watching it but
I'm in season four and I have a nine hour flight to England tonight so what I did was I
pretty downloaded all the top of my life and I might end up finishing the entire show.
I might end up finishing the entire show.
Okay you wanna learn a nice little way to get a free kill? Just go to this barricade and do this.
All right boys, let's hop on FIFA and now it's like all those days I was crying.
He's re-aiming it.
All right boys, let's hop on FIFA man.
Hey, let's rip some packs.
Wait should we get on combat tonight?
I kinda wanna get on combat tonight and CS.
Where I'm feeling CS-y.
I'm feeling CS-y, kids.
I'm feeling sissy.
Japs, I got another comedy night?
Okay, comedy night, FIFA or CS, run a poll.
Run a poll.
Comedy night, FIFA or CS?
Poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it.
Poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it.
you
Feel free to laugh.
Comedy night!
Make me laugh, get a hundred dollars.
And then we'll get on CS.
Make me laugh, get a hundred dollars chat.
You know the rules.
Did I just type out, comr?
All right.
Yo, I'm gonna not laugh today.
I'm gonna lock in, bro.
I'm gonna lock in chat.
It's gonna take a lot to get me to crack a smile.
wait I can edit my guy?
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
VAS!
it costs mum yums?
alright ladies and gentlemen
join if Jinxy is
is pregnant hilarious bro hilarious bro I'm not pregnant chat I'm skinny as hell
but we where is my room all right guys you know the rules bro lol lol lol wait
guys hold up lol haha that is the room that is the room guys a new room name
listen bro make me laugh get a hundred dollars let's go
Hey guys, make me laugh get $100. Hope everybody's having a beautiful fan time of the state
today. I'm having a good day. Thank you for letting us know shag yo shag. Uh, you know
the rules right? Uh no can you repeat that?
Chad um make me laugh get 100 bucks.
I see okay we'll go ahead I'm waiting.
Chad you make me laugh! Not vice versa!
Okay, uh, what do I say?
JC, are you going to England?
I heard.
Yeah, bro.
I'm going to England, man.
Is it someone's birthday?
Bro, I got an interview.
Come on.
Oh, sorry.
Uh, okay.
Will you make me laugh?
Uh.
Yeah, JC.
Yo, bold.
What's up, bro?
why the guys who crossed the road why why cuz we're chickens right around yo
shag don't talk in the crowd what's up Genie see shag shut up
I was at the bank the other day and there was this there was this grandma that asked me to check your balance so I just
I think she's a little bit
shocked.
What?
Shaggis because her battling
Shaggis because
I'm sorry. Me don't go.
Okay, so I don't think you've ever heard this one before, but
where did the mall get it shooting?
The money he gives to the whole world!
He asks, what is it cost to pay for a dinner?
What?
It's all I got. You know what else scares me?
And... well...
I can't hear this guy, bro.
Oh, James. Hello, James.
Yo, yo.
The two fish are frankie
uh, one sauce deeba
Oh, what language is that?
Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
What language is that, bro?
What language, oh, what language?
What, what, what?
Chad, did he say something bad?
Did he say something bad?
What did he say?
I'm speaking English
Wait, what?
Wait, you're-
You were speaking English there?
That was English
I don't know what else is up.
GT!
Where the dog ball get it sneak us.
The dog veyda.
That's so original. No, I can't, I can't do this.
How does the barber win the race?
Uh, uh, how?
He know a short.
I
Got a pain beast, what is your okay my twitch is no not you
Bees God
What is your twitch bro?
It's my username.
Alright.
This is username.
Yeah, shag.
I heard it.
Okay, shag.
What is your job, bro?
Jixie, I'm so sad.
Why?
I entered a make me laugh with $100 and this pregnant thumb looking bald man didn't
give me my money last time.
Okay.
Yo, bro, you always got paid, bro, like I have the clips too, but I'm willing to make you
a deal. Let's play rock, paper, scissors. Okay. And how do I know with you? All right,
let's play rock, rock, paper, scissors. Go.
What did you do? What did you do? I did mine. What did you do?
No, you can tell me first.
That's not fair at all!
I did paper.
You looked at the stream. You looked at the stream. No, no, no.
He looked at the stream!
Bro, he looked at the stream. No, why did he wait?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Can you hear me?
Yo, yo.
What does a nine-pool battery in a bottle have in common?
What?
You're not supposed to lick them but you do it anyways.
Yeah, hello?
Yeah.
Rody, what's up man?
Alright, alright, I have to talk to him.
I'll just say that, I hope you have a good time.
Alright, I gotta joke for you.
Why did Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
Because he not at any rate.
Wait, I'm sorry.
No! Because he forgot the Rappers Whopper!
Is this guy like an evil villain? What was that?
I did say it. I did say it. Do you hear me? I did say it.
Yes, bro. It sounds like you're in a rainforest.
By ear!
What do you call a boy with no time?
I don't know.
You laugh!
I saw you laugh. You laugh.
If you laugh, you lose.
What do you call a cow, boy?
Without no cow!
A boy?
Yeah!
You got it, sonny!
What's up, man?
Yo, hello?
Fart, what's up?
Fart, what's up, bro?
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
I don't know.
A lion would never cheat on his wife and get a D.E.Y. but a tiger would.
Please, please, I need this cake. My mom's got a homeless. Please, I need the hundred.
I need the hundred. I can see you. I can see you smiling, Jynxie.
Jynxie, what's the difference between my driver and my dead dog?
Wait, okay.
Jynxie!
No, you're good, bro. What's up, man?
Hey, I wanted to give away last night ball from the tech tournament.
Well, my 90.
He made the account an hour ago.
What did the art?
Ma say to his shoes.
I take it once.
I
Don't even how is the joke got in jigs you didn't even say all of you back on the fuck huh what
What's brown and sticky
poop
Stick
Bro guys
Yo, what up again?
I'm not Jin, bro. I come again, bro. I don't go by Jin. I'm not gonna let that slide
Yeah, what are you talking about? Yo, you got a joke man
What's what's rounding my what?
What do you call keyboard that never seeks
because it has two shits
wait, that was a laugh?
no, I guys, if I laugh it has to be
hahahaha
I used to get a sneakers
what?
I used to get a sneakers
where bro?
for night ball
just pay this guy bro
fuck it, Adam what is a twitch bro?
bro get this guy at the stage bro capital T you know Adam what is your mind no Adam listen
Adam listen stop Adam stop talking Adam listen bro if you get the $100 bro you need to get a new
mind this you actually sound like a robot okay okay I'll give you money is doing chat
Can I type it?
Yes type it type it type it type it type it type it
In it hardware I don't have eyes type it
High-rise type it?
No that's no no that's shag
Yo Adam just say it say it
I type it
I've got capital T
A
S
2
5
0
1
DC is there a time limit
I'll keep that out for a while.
Why are you copying me, bro?
Get around my wheelchair!
I'm on the telephone wall!
Hey, you don't look like you're my grandson!
I don't remember where!
Does anyone know?
We're my grandson's!
Hello, James, how are you?
Um, what?
I don't know, I don't know anything about you.
I got a celebration for you for the match over the side, right? Yeah. What is it? Yeah,
you know, since you're having a kid on the way, just put the ball in your shirt and
you score. And point at one
blue.
Shit, what's up tits? How many
Jinxies does it take to change a light bulb?
How many, bro?
Seven, because you're fucking fat. Yo,
Dads, I don't go by tits, bro.
Like, I don't go by tits.
Tits, because you have them, dude.
All right, Genzie! Genzie!
Police, what is up, bro?
Yo! I got a son of a speech for you, alright?
Alright, what is your speech, bro?
I
Hey
Why like why I got it why
I
Am I mud it? Yo, there's his thing have us tasks
Yo, bro, what's up?
Just don't fall okay
Yeah, I'm not gonna fall bro. I'm not gonna fall. Yes
If you fall, okay, let's make a bet if you fall you have to give
$10,000 to the chat if you don't fall
You give 10,000 a little chat
What is the deal?
Okay, no listen if you don't fall I give you 10 subs
If you fall you got to give 10,000 a little bit chat buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy
Define what you mean by fall like I get knocked over or I trip over myself
You know the fall you know yo get this guy out of here no get this guy out of here get this guy out of here
Yeah, of course, I know the emote
You George George shut up. Oh
My god, that is not a pronounce this last thing that is not a pronouncing
I'm sorry.
Bro, just get out of here.
Guys, this is so hectic, guys.
What's happening?
Bro, slow down.
That's it.
I don't have any more.
All right, you want me to go again?
What's up, Giddy?
How many JCs does it take to change light bulb?
Let me guess, bro.
Seven.
Let me guess seven.
Nope, ten because you went one in ten, fat ass.
RJ, really?
No, RJ!
RJ, really? No, RJ, really? Seriously, RJ, really?
Yo, what's up, Mora? Pleasure to meet you.
Yo, mini-sukla, what's up, bro? My name is not Mora, bro. I don't have a gigantic nose.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
So, do you know what were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What?
You got pay bro you got pay
No I didn't I got no messages I got no I got no home I got no message
Adam Adam slow down slow down first off Adam did high-fives DM you on twitch
No, we didn't know I got no messages. I got no messages.
Bro, Adam, I can't even really hear you because of your mic!
It was the undercase t, not an uppercase, that's right.
Say your name slowly, so how about I could have whispered you, please.
T-A-S-2-5-0-1.
shit.
Shax. No, no, no Shax. You got paid.
He got it. He got it.
Why?
I don't think so.
Yo, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
All right, guys. Dark Feeley.
Get the streets.
Where, bro?
Dark Mo-
I
Got you
What do you call two twins that are in love with each other?
Wait, no, fuck up Ben. Goddamn it
How many fat losers does it take to pay me how many bro, how many?
Probably
What is brown and good for your teeth?
toothpaste so oh no toothpaste yo Adam it's not like it's a scepticon Adam have
you seen Transformers Adam you shot like it's a scepticon we're in here
we need Transformers you see I don't have paper yeah bro your shit out of
luck bro your shit I love you need PayPal dude I fat loser scammer you look
like a sperm head can't you just make a PayPal I'm so confused yeah let me do
that yeah I be like a really can use your head bro
What's up, bro?
What kind of music do you play in this life?
Uh, jazz music?
Neptune.
Tune.
Yeah.
Yo, what do you mean you're money what do you mean you're money bro?
Yo hey Decepticon Decepticon you're gonna get your money Decepticon
I
Need it bro, come on bro out. I didn't laugh. I have to verbally laugh bro. I didn't laugh
Oh shag, I'm not gonna do an example because you're gonna say I laughed
What
Oh
Have to make me laugh, bro. I didn't laugh, bro. This guy's lying
I know this guy's lying. It's not a scam. It's not everything is a scam
This guy's not like I did not laugh
Go away bro
Bro, no lobby. No lobby. No lobby. What?
What's an emo's favorite fruit?
What the low hanging one?
What's the low-hanging fruit?
Uh, don't worry about a chag.
The low-hanging one.
Uh, also I understand the rules and things here.
I finally get it.
If we make you laugh, you don't get paid.
We never, ever, ever get paid.
And now I'm sad because I made you laugh
and I put out my whole day just to make you laugh.
I quit my day job at my mom.
No, no.
He's expecting me to give money.
No, no.
Shag money.
Yo, Adam, shut your mic up.
Yo, Shag, listen, bro.
You did not, did you quit your job, bro?
For a comedy night, bro?
Come on, Shag.
Yeah, this is my main job now.
Oh my God.
My parents are both proud of me.
Just pay this guy, bro.
What is your Twitch, bro?
You already have a...
I know it.
We know it.
know my bro we paid you bro how much you already know you know what's the
number oh my god yo what's up miss sir K you know what's up bro so what do you
I call a kid with balancing problems, a vasagonal.
Special forces.
How does someone lose their teeth?
Knuckle sandwich.
Two spades.
Oh, man.
Jenssen, I let the longer slurs out.
I'll beat you up.
Yo, Adam.
I'm ten minutes away.
I'll beat you up.
What yo Adam listen bro did you not get paid or what? What's your problem?
Yeah, it's not gonna be in four seconds. Okay. High-fives isn't a god
You're gonna get paid
Yeah, is this guy threatening me
Hey, hey tasks do me a favor bro. Maybe turn on whispers
Do you even read chat? High-fives can't message you because you didn't turn on your wish
Are you
So you're pressing me you're pressing me and you're
Hi boys check your with
Shag no check no it's not literally whispering. It's twitch whispers
Bro, we're not what yo does anybody know how to do it how do you do it?
I
Man my home page so far page your settings go to your setting
You know what bro, why don't you just ask Bernard Brown and then get back to me
Yo, Jinxie, how's it going?
Yeah, what's up, man?
Hey big fan. Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Why?
Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get back up?
Because she had no arms.
Because she had no foot!
We're JXI, I'm Tilly, come to my mic.
Oh!
Yo, JXI.
Bro, what?
JXI.
What?
Where does Darth Vader get his shoes from?
Where?
Where does Darth Maul get his sneakers?
Where?
The ball
I got yo, what up? Can you see I'm back my name? I
Got to get out of here, bro. I got to get out of here dude like I gotta get out of here
Bro, oh my god. I don't know why it's funny bro
Slash thank you for the prime
Pay up. Yeah, but it's like I'm I'm already paying shag
And I'm alive to get shot.
Bro, oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
I must pay the winners.
Pay the winners, I'm on.
I'm not paying, bro.
Pay the winners, pay the winners.
All right chat, counter strike.
Okay now chat.
Should we rep a little bit of cases?
Well, okay, okay, okay, hide mine should we rip up a little bit of cases maybe
We play a game first probably play a game
Bro chat look I'm almost level 10 for a competitive guys. I'm almost level 10 for competitive guys guys
I can play with my carambe dopla carambe dopla carambe dopla
I
Do you do to yes, yes
I fucking love this map
Who wants to get arped in the face?
Who wants to get arped in the face, Karembi Doplar with the gloves?
Oh!
What? What? What? What? What? What?
Let's have a lunch.
Yo boys, how's it going?
Baaar.
Caramba et opla. Caramba et opla.
You're Zim, you're cheating.
Yeah, it's a music and mouse on a mouse game.
I'm not using it on console like a fucking chud
He ate that bullet like a Hershey's chocolate bar mother
Yo, Matias, bro, don't play with your left hand bro. Don't play with your left hand
guys use your right hand guys
just got a nod jingx
yeah bro it's not it's not it's fake
jinx he say lob city if you're real right now
hey lob city what's up bro
stop it
yo bro win the 1v1 he's in front of you in the door
the door the door
No, no!
That's by Jett!
That door!
Close left.
Bro, Jinxie, what are you live on? I need to go check this shit.
Devious, devious, devious, devious, devious, devious!
Devious, devious, devious, devious!
Bro, I'm live in, um, what's it called?
This is now real.
I'm live in, um...
Holy shit, wait! Is that the Jinxie with the fuck?
No!
I
Think you can you got me faces bro how many cases do you want bro?
Hey bro cases will ruin your life none of them and listen cases will ruin your life, bro
You see this night for others for $100 all night this took $20,000
Listen 3v3 scenario one guy go be I have a
Hey!
They're going B, they're going B.
That's go-go.
Say one line here, bro.
Oh, one long A.
Maybe I'm gonna go...
Shite.
Yo, deep and spotless, just relax, bro.
Eh.
Wait, you said one's going A!
Nice call.
I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here.
3, 2, 1, nice guys, there we go, that's what I'm talking about.
You better run, you better run, you better run
Instiful Samson
Pull my Wiener out?
Carambitopla, Carambitopla
Fuck, are you looking at me?
It makes you wonder, does some people just not have headsets or something?
It makes you think they didn't think.
That's the question, something.
Is he just not playing with a headset?
He's trying to know what's on that side of you.
I think I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.
Upper mid, upper mid, upper mid.
One meat, one.
Oh, lower mid.
He's in the door already!
Listen to me to all you gotta do is kill the guy that's on the diffuser and quickly
interviews the other guys off site kill the guy that's on the diffuser kill them
kill them kill them yeah yeah yeah
Don't look back just shut me
i am sorry now that
no no no no
listen
everything is okay because i am going to op somebody
in the fucking nostrum
okay
i am doing it
move it
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
I'm gonna blast some blue by car.
We got bomb back here. We got...
Watch out, orange.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, it's meh!
I don't think it's meh!
We're having like a campfire on top of the sky,
and he's worried about me.
You guys got this man 4v2, we don't need to get him.
Nice guys, 2v1, he's aiming at peanuts level, wait he's aiming at peanuts level, he can't
Cross without you knowing about it
Big-time players make big-time plays
Guys I want everybody in this team to do me a favor check the kill feed
a bomb off I did all that which one's my shotgun I hate using the scroll wheel I'm
gonna have an aneurysm I'm trying to switch to my shotgun but I just can't do it I just
I just can't do it!
My bad on that one, boys. He is lit, I believe.
Well, good.
Oh, you can use one, two, three to switch the guns?
Oh, I was using the scroll wheel.
Alright.
I'm not gonna lie to that same shit.
Fuck!
Good try.
You can press one what?
That's another one inside him!
I can't see shit like he's dead and this is another idiot inside of his dead body!
What is that?
with the SMG lol yo bro I have like nine hours of playtime what yeah nice roast
bro what do you mean try to get some G shut the fuck up I don't know what any
That means
I'm telling you, it's our lack of callouts.
He's right, bro.
He's right.
We got this one.
He's right.
No, no, no.
Coach is right.
Coach is right, guys.
I'm gonna sit here by the long group
Moving start
I'm ready
Watch
One more, one more
Flash one
Every time I take it's a-
I've got one
On me, catch, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got
too long too long out long
you got me right you got me right oh my fucking god
I got you, I got you. He flashes me, then runs at me and shoots me 12 times and then
doesn't die till I'm dead.
So, alright, what I understand about these guys, you know, they just alternate the side
every time so there's gonna go be this time like where they go but I'm gonna go
up there they just all
never mind they're all long again those luck is be lover
I mean okay I'm just outgunned every round AK, AK, AK, AK, AK, I just have to stay in
I love it all, I just die instantly, like, like, I, I just INSIDELY DIE!
TESTED!
Bro got flashbangs, what did it mean?
I'm... my camera got the last name?
Wait, am I going to be able to buy that guy?
I'm like tweaking my camera and then he runs at me once you miss the first three
you just miss them all. Mr. Worst of Everybody. I just got a negative in CS in like a month,
but now I'm going like triple negative. I mean it's like once you miss the first three
bullets you just miss the rest. It's like the laws of God in gaming bro. If you miss
Just the first three you just missed the rest.
I think I'm about to have like a, I'm about to have like a, I'm about to have like a,
can this camera work?
I'm about to have like a manic episode, Miss Daconeer.
Like every round it's just, I just get literally fucked in my tight hole.
Every round.
This camera's gonna, oh my god, this camera's gonna.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
work, work, work!
Stop twisting and spinning and slipping, just work!
I missed the biphase again.
I'm never dying again.
secret. I was tying to move it along. I'm sorry.
Oh, there's two horrible players in tunnels.
Bomb has been planted.
I'm going to actually kill myself because of this camera in GTA.
Once we get AKs, they're not winning around, these guys are fucking horrible.
I'm 4 and 10.
Once we get AKs, like it's just, it's not even possible to lose.
These guys are literally the worst players that I've ever been formed on against in my life.
They're so lucky it's insane.
Of course they're A-Long.
Let's get the wallhack like Wallahi.
Wallahi he's wallhacking.
Wallahi.
I died of timing.
OR BE DEAD ASS!
I GET TIMINGED!
Dearest wind.
Hey, we got this.
Fine.
Let's go, let's go!
Hey, how does that guy have a skin? How does that guy have a skin?!
Bath, how do you have a skin? It's a yes.
the fattest nipples ever three nipples yeah it's a zit round fuck off
Oh my god.
There is so many people in that.
Yo, keep typing three nipples. I'm gonna end this fucking stream.
Flanked me.
AHHHHH!
Oh, that's pretty quiet.
What's that?
I don't have three nipples!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Locking.
Good start, bro.
These guys are the worst players ever.
Third nipple.
Three nipples.
nipples third nipples your chat it's called it's it y'all never had a zip
before run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run
run run run run run all right I have an AK I'm never dying again team I swear
Let's hit middle then a mid then a mid then a from back to me a mid a
mid cat a
Oh, it's too big. It's too mid to it. Too mid to it.
Nice. Nice.
Nice.
Oh, the last guy might be mid. I'm not even kidding. He might come under you.
No, catch, catch, catch, catch, catch!
Yes! Let's go, guys!
We win this, and we'll see you at the end of the day.
Wait a minute, can you mute the stream? What do you say?
Yo, that's my bad bro. We win this, and it gives me your information.
Gift you have what? Gift you what?
The, uh, I believe...
VAS!
Yeah? No? Yes.
Where's that skateboard of dollars?
Okay, push that.
I got one eagle. I got one tap. I got one tap eagle. I got one
Triple nipple neck it's not a third nipple. It is a
Two minutes you may like
I get flashed. I don't think this is the unbiased way. This is the unluckiest shit I've ever
seen in my life. I'm not even here. Put a shirt on, you fat lark. Like, as I move,
He flashes and swings and I move into the flash.
I've died to timing twice, and then every time I think they're going to the right, they have
the other side.
And I haven't gone negative in the CS in like actually, actually a month.
And I'm 5 and 10th down!
How the fuck?
That song is good.
Right, have an AK.
It's time to step it up.
Yo, let's hit B, bro.
Let's hit B.
I like how that...
I think we should do something about it down here.
I mean, I'm the first guy in and I don't get traded.
Is it a funny how they're ready though?
Is it a funny how they're just running out of the tunnel and we haven't done that a single
time?
Yeah, I've never gone 5 and 6 in this game.
Maybe only for my first day.
I think it's just playing, I think it's just bad boss play.
I'm actually gonna have an aneurysm.
But they aren't sniping.
Yeah, no, I didn't think they're sniping.
I think they're just the five luckiest individuals
who have ever played a video game ever. Every time I go somewhere, they're not there. Every
time I peek, I get flashed. Every time I turn my back, I get shot in the back. These guys
would be the luckiest human beings I've ever played in my life. I can't even get gunfire.
gunfights
i'm just dead at every round
i know where he is, he's on the hop up
if i take this gunfight, i'm on the hop up
he's on the hop up though i know he is
look at that, a gunfight
I'm in the bottom of the game.
It's different when you catch it in the back, right?
I think they have nobody on the...
It's a planter, a planter.
Uh, welcome to the U.A.
I mean, it's just game sense, really.
Hey, it's just fucking game sense
It's just game sense that's all it's just game sense
All right, that's gonna be mid
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch the sniping, go back.
Just smoke it off, smoke it off, smoke it off.
What did I say?
Got him, got him.
I'm getting baited again. Wait, I want to bait. Let me bait. Let me bait.
I want to bait.
I'm just directly shooting on the hatch.
Uh, CT spawn, right? Yeah, CT spawn with the pistols. It's like under the AA.
There's three. CT spawn with the pistols. He's under you, yup.
He's going to step on it.
Yeah.
He's going to step on it.
Yeah.
Did you make flash to you? Yeah, that'd be the third time.
But I mean, I'm 6 and 7, so I can't complain.
I just...
I...
I haven't had a game of CS go just bad in a month.
Like, I played this game off stream, I played it this morning.
I was like 20 and 12.
Bro, I don't like this mid-check, they just off long, let's just, I think we just hit B bro, and like don't pay him to stack B.
Yeah, yeah, I just want a hard rush.
Yeah, like we have to all 5 man commander, it's not gonna work, like you can't make it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, they fired it off for the first time I'll get it.
I think we should still commit to it. What do you guys think?
Oh, fuck it.
Let's try to go cat.
I'm going flashback.
Ah, fuck it. Let's go cat. Let's go upper mid to cat.
one sitting care, I missed every shot.
back to your cococo, he's ready, he's ready, he's on cat.
He was not cheating!
8 and 16.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
I'ma try to help him long.
Fuck!
Quick.
Throwing the flashback.
Right, throwing the flashback.
Almost...
I've been flashed by my teammates four times.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, we're clear.
Clutter Kick.
So, but when I move and shoot, my bullets go like that.
My bullets do fuck in circles, but when they move and shoot, it's just, I don't know.
I killed you, I killed you, it's on my point.
Just plant, yeah, yeah, just plant here, they're all over me.
We're gonna even get a fire, just plant, plant, yeah.
But I gotta only think this.
You keep throwing, shooting at each other.
Just hold your gun!
I've gotten flashed four times!
Alright!
All right, we might need that next round.
I've gotten flashed four times.
I'm okay, I'm welcoming.
I don't think we should be modding in a 3D one, man.
I think we should use the next one.
Okay.
Can you make this plop bag?
Can you lend me, uh,
Yeah.
Come on, we can play.
I guess we can only tie right? Can't it only go 12-12?
Yeah, no actually you're right bro, we can't go down.
Bah!
Together we can do this!
Let's go my brothers!
We tied though, I give you a little don't know? No?
Two more beeps.
I'm just like...
horror movie. I mean I'm bad. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm going tons. I'm going fucking tons.
And what am I? I'm going tons of NK. Like those guys are so fucking bad. Yeah once I get mad it's
just over. If that goes for any game. To play CS bro you have to literally just be on like Ash
Lavanda or just like on Adderall. There's no in between. I'm way too sober to play that game.
All right, bro
Well chat W stream bro early stream ending early because chat
I'm in a nine-hour flight to England bro in
Like later tonight, which I got a nine-hour flight to England. So chat the next YouTube. I love y'all boys
Chat the next time y'all see me
Is going to be when I'm in England bro
The next time y'all see me is going to be when I'm in England. All right chat love y'all boys man. Did they win the round?
Chat love y'all bro, and I'll see y'all in England man the next time you guys see me is gonna be in England
I got to finish packing and then go fly out later, but y'all see y'all boys, bro.
Tomorrow, I'm in England.
Peace!