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How you keep calling?

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Yeah, she said I needed to do it, yeah.

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Cause I know that you still balling.

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She just wanna go back to the future

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so I brought that color to Lauria.

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21 minutes until I got good luck.

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Till that girl, I'm gonna slap her.

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I

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We are out of here!

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I gotta go

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Bro, why is my camera pissing me off today not today camera

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Not today. Got me now. Whoa. Whoa. Got me now. Whoa. Whoa. Got me now. Whoa. Whoa. Jack today is the last day in

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In Florida for the next week chat guys. I went live early because I'm flying later tonight

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Uh, I went live early as shit bro early as fuck

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Literally four hours early man. That's how much did we are Marine big over to your one deal. They're going to your one road

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You think I'm gonna prime

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T-Boss think of it. It's your one flake. They're gonna. It's your one group. They're gonna prime beef

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They're gonna. It's your one sweet. You think about it. You want get go with the five gifted W

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You're one!

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You're the best you've ever been!

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Man, things are gonna run!

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Start in the future, you're one!

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Cat!

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We're pushing the stream yesterday!

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How is that?

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We won a fuckin' chess tournament yesterday, guys!

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We see things are gonna run!

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You wanna go?

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We're gonna run!

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Great things we've done today!

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We won!

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Hey!

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I'm gonna be streaming in my house for the next week bro.

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The next time you guys see me in a stream will be tomorrow and I will be in England

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bro.

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the pond mate unless the plane crashes and I die knock on wood noice list OW

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the number to five gifted but chat listen bro if I do let like like yo bro if

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if chat I'm gonna be honest bro if I do pass on bro in the plane cuz you know

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I'm scared of planes man I'm really scared to go on this plane I didn't

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know what I'm gonna do bro I might have to drink a beer or something I'm

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I'm really scared to go into this plane, bro.

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If I do Paris chat, it's been a great life, man.

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It's been a great life.

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We won a chess tournament.

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You know what I'm saying?

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But hopefully that doesn't happen, knock on wood.

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But yes, chat, tonight, tonight,

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like later, later, later tonight,

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I got to end stream like earlier

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because I got to get ready, bro.

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I got to pack.

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I'm already like kind of packed, but yes, bro.

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I got a whole set up in England, bro.

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I'm gonna be in England.

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We go to sit at a man them. Yeah chat. I'm going to be staying in London. Um, so yeah, I'm going to be chill there for like a week. Most of the days I'm going to be training football in the mornings. So we should get some training videos in England for you guys.

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And then I'm going to be streaming in the night. That's basically my entire schedule. Um, I might do some sightseeing because London has some pretty historical places.

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I'm in the middle of a sentence telling a story and you mute my mic and turn off my

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camera.

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What the fuck is wrong with your head?

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The last time I was in London I was there for literally three days so I didn't have

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much time to like do stuff and see stuff.

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Now I'm gonna be here for a week bro and hopefully I'm not jet lagged.

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Chad, this is the biggest week out of the year y'all.

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This is the side event charity match week, bro. I'm trying to not let child boys down. I'm trying to not let child boys down, bro for real season

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Now chat we're early as fuck

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We're early as shit, bro. We're early as balls, bro chat as you guys know man

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Oh, we want to chester me yesterday, but we're not stopping there

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We're grinding chess every single day until we reach a thousand below and then once I do that

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I'll probably get a crowd even more

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But check let's wait. Let's play a couple games just

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Let's see if I'm washed up from the tournament chat any good chess music

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Yeah, any good chess music high-fives Calvin yo high-fives. What's up, bro?

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Dude, I'm shooting early. Do you see me?

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Let me ask my coach bro, and I started working, um, what's your ELO? What's your ELO?

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350? 350 problem?

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That's it? What's your ELO?

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Well, I just got the game, I just started, so I played a couple games,

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one of them, got my placement, played a couple more, one of them. Let me know, let me show you bro.

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Let me show you that real quick.

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Hmm...

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Yeah.

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This is my elo right here.

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Um, it's not back...

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No play me a test right now!

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Play me a test right now!

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Play me a test right now!

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Play me a test right now!

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How are you higher elo than me?

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You've been playing for a day!

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Yeah, I understand that.

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I've been...

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I'm better than you.

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Everything you do is better than me.

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I'm better than you at everything you do.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Everything you do in life,

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just have something in the back of your head.

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Wow, hi guys, can do this five times better.

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Oh, you just don't work it, I'll fix it, don't worry.

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It is working, it is working.

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Is that all you're sure?

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Are you sure it's working?

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Watch.

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Yeah, shit.

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Yo, hi guys, bro, listen.

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I'm going to kick your balls in chess you understand I'm gonna kick your head in in chess

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Bro have eyes if you beat me in chess, bro. I'm quitting life

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I'm I'm literally not even getting in the plane today, and I'm just gonna ball it up in a corner and cry

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Bro, you're not beating me in chess. How is your elo higher than mine though?

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Yeah

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Two, three, okay.

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You're working up.

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Holy aura.

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Yo bro, send me a challenge request right now.

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High-vives.

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One game of 10 minute chess.

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If I lose to you, I'm burning my PC to the floor.

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If, one game of 10 minute chess.

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If I lose to you, I'm burning my PC to the floor.

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You've been on chess for a day.

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Yes, yes.

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Bro, it took me 22 days to reach my skill set, bro.

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Yeah, so, you know, I don't know, maybe I'm just a better player.

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Let me bite you, I'll bite you.

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Send me in a bite, put it in discord, put it in discord.

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I could just finally copy it to your, but yeah, I don't know.

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Yo hi guys, my green screen is gonna give me a fucking Andy Resum.

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Chat, I'm back!

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Wait.

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Hold on.

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You good?

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Yep.

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I'm going to kick your ass in chess.

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Come on, tend it, tend it, tend it.

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Put it in discord.

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Put the Yega Black Ice in my ass.

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How do you create a code?

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Bro, uh, uh, uh, play a friend, challenge link, send it to Discord.

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You see, I don't see that, though. Is my thing bugged?

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Bus?

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No, no, I see it, I see it. We're gonna make this upgraded. I don't want you to touch my e-mail.

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No, no, make it rated! Make it rated!

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Call me in Discord now! Call me in Discord now!

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Jinkse called it Jinkse called it

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Yo, bro, let me talk about what you bro, if you know what game of chess bro, I'm quitting chess

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You played the game for a day a day. I played 22 days. Oh

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It's okay. No, no, no, no, it's not okay. I'm not losing to you buddy 10 minutes

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Ma's run predictions

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Okay, bro might you those false bro. I'm not actually 350. I'm higher

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I just sent you I just sent you it except that except that

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Yep, except that waiting for a boat waiting for a boat. Are you at are you in I'm in I'm in. Yeah. Yeah, I'm

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I'm going to destroy you brown fair warning. I'm going to destroy you have us

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How do you already have the diamonds you've been playing for a day? How do you have a diamond? This is fine

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Is someone on your account?

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I like this.

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Is someone on your account?

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No, no one's on my account.

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Save what lie, bro.

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Save what lie?

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No, no one's on my account, Jinx.

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So what am I going to do?

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Save what lie?

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Save what lie?

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Jinxie, no one's on my account, pal.

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Why will you not save what lie, bro?

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Bro.

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Someone's on this guy's account.

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Oh, what am I doing?

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What am I doing?

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Check his sweep.

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Someone's on this guy's account.

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Oh.

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Someone's on this guy's account.

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Bro, are you live?

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Are you live?

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I don't know what to do here.

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Oh, I do know what to do.

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Wait, maybe nobody is on this account.

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Maybe it's him.

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No, no one's on my account, bro.

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No, maybe it's him.

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Maybe it's him.

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Maybe it's him.

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Chad, this is him.

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This is him.

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This is hide mine.

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This is hide mine.

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I can tell by the bad Bishop.

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This is hide mine.

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This is hide mine.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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I'm still a good player.

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I'm a little rusty.

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No, no, no.

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I like how you made it unrated

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because you knew I was gonna whip that ass.

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You made it unrated because you know I was going to whip that ass.

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I'm going to go back and shout.

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OK, that threatens that.

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That's fine.

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I'm going to move this up so I can threaten that.

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Move it now or I take it.

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Move it now or I take it.

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Don't command me.

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Move it now or I take it.

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Don't tell me what to do.

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OK, so I take you take.

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And then you're in check.

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Yes, yes, then you're in check.

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Yes, yes.

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This is fine.

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This is fine.

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So what I'm gonna do instead it does that threaten that though. I don't know how to pieces move just yet, bro

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Uh, bro, no you called me bro. You started this yourself

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I am I gotta face the music bro now you gotta face the fucking music

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What if I do this though? I don't know how to pieces move. What if I do this?

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It's not a bad shout because then that threatens that you gotta move your horsey

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Move your horsey now

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Or I think it why is this guy good? No, I'm actually about to freak the hell out. Okay. No, that's game winning. Wait. Hi guys

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Hi guys

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I wanted to say bro. What it's been an okay morning. It's been an absolute pleasure playing with you. You're in check

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Okay, so then I just okay

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Oh

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I have to keep that there

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Can I get the brilliant chat, no, no, can I get the brilliance?

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Wait.

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Highbives, you resigned now.

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No, no, no, Highbives, did you watch Queen's Gambit?

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No, I didn't.

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No.

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You resigned now.

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When you lose your Queen like that, you resign.

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It's good sportsmanship.

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This is bad, bro.

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This is really bad because I have to allow you to.

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I don't know we were handing out queens like it was cookies.

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What is this a bake sale bro, defend your queen shizer.

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This is fine, this is fine.

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What if I go here?

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Uh-oh.

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I found a move, I found a move.

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Bang!

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Now what?

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Kick.

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Kick.

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Kick.

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Kick.

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Kick.

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Kick.

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Kick.

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Kick.

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Kick.

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Well, now I just kick it with the palm.

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Yeah, but this is free though.

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Just move your knife back please.

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You can't.

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No, no, no, no.

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No, you can't.

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No, you can't.

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Fuck.

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Yes, bro.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, I'll move it back.

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It's all good, bro.

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You're trying your best, bro.

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I'm trying, bro.

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I'm trying here.

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Rose was trucked with the frickin' of the week.

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How do you castle?

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How do you castle?

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What?

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Yeah, bro, just drag your king into your book, but I don't even know if you're able to do it. I don't know if you're able to do it because my bishops. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to do it because your king would be here and let me get this out of here. Let me get this out of here. Look at that.

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Is that going to move it? Yeah, or I take I'll move it. No problem at all, bro. Yes, I'll move it. Yes. Yeah, because I got to move it or I take. Yeah. Okay, so.

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I'm gonna be Hukaru take

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Take take take. Yeah, we love this exchange

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Bro, I just want a friggin chest tournament, but you're not gonna beat me in your first take take

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Yeah, you're not a caroo stop brown. No that works. Well, that works

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So if I move that there that goes there, but if I move this here that does it take I can't

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And then he just takes that and then I just go here and I just button that but he doesn't he takes there. No worries

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No worries at all

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Let me just move that up there. I don't really develop my develop

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So then you take I take that's fine. So yeah, I see what you want. You could just take it. I take yeah

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Yeah

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Yeah, I do this

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I'm gonna be honest. You're so holy brilliant. I found a brilliant move. I'm not even kidding

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You did not find it brilliant, say what I'm out of here, bro.

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I'm not even kidding, I found it brilliant.

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You did not find it brilliant.

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No, I didn't.

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I'm fucking.

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Look at that, look.

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Jake, Jake, Jake forced me.

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Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.

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Queen V6 to the e-file is a free,

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yeah, that's a free pump.

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Yeah, it's free, but I have to do something with it.

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Yeah, it's free.

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Stop giving me the punt.

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What are you doing?

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even see that one but I'm gonna threaten that one now so go ahead yep now what okay

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you just gonna fall back I'm gonna I'm gonna develop a little bit that's not

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even developing bro you're just pushing pons you know what you're doing yeah but

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I control the center right now I control the center that's what you want in a

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game of chess you don't control the center bro you're down I control the

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I

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Go there he goes there if I go here he goes there, but I'm fucked. I'm fucked right now wait

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Yes, you're fucked. Yes

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Wait, it's you slithering to 500 yellow brown fuck

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Wait, where did my queen go?

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You lost her like ten showers ago, bro. What do you say? Oh?

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Ben gone

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Let me line this up. That's a checkmate if I line that up

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No.

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That is not a good thing to do.

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That's a great way to defend.

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If I go here, if I go here with this, then what?

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No, we can't do anything with that.

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Yeah.

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You're a very good player.

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You're very good.

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But I fear I will win this game.

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Take the take.

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Wait, I don't.

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Hmm. It's kind of in a sticky situation here.

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Whoa. Yeah, but that, thank you. Then you take that and then that's really nothing.

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So what I'm going to do is I'm not going to offer that.

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I'm just going to go here and just take that.

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Cause what he wants me to do is he wants me, this is fine. Yeah.

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This is totally fine because I could just, uh, yeah.

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Cause I could just do this and then that's right. And I'm really, yeah.

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Yeah, this is fine

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If I do that then he decides and that's you know

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I'm just gonna slide this over and he's just gonna do that, but then it's fine

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You starting to get scared here. Yep, well

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FAAARK

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FAAARK

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He doesn't move then I could just eat so he has to move here

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What oh my gosh, I can't do anything bro

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Come on

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Yeah, you gotta think here.

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Oh.

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Jinxy draw, Jinxy draw.

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Come on, I'm gonna do the draw.

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No, no, no.

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I'm gonna do the draw.

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No, call me out.

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Fuck that.

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You resign now.

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Wait, I'm not even kidding.

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I found checkmate.

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Wait.

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Oh my god.

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I'll get a tattoo in my ass.

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me I'm not even kidding me and how many moves and how many move you won what do

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You mean pay up?

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No, no, no, watch, don't you dare give him points.

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I was up 11 material and he resigned on my shift.

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I don't want to be doing that, give him shit.

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You've been fighting for 23 days with a colt and I just beat you.

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You resigned on my stand up.

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You were getting your ass kicked.

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You are.

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I was plus 11.

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Hey, I'm bundling you into any game.

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Every game you play me in, I'm better!

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I'm leaving the call because he's meant to reel.

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I was up 11!

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11 material!

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11 material!

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And this guy said, I found checkmate.

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He logs into my any desk and resigns me on my setup

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while I'm plus 11.

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I'm about to fade from how fucking mad I am.

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I was plus 11 for Christ's sake!

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Fuck!

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play against Gucci here from India Gucci good luck to you my boy oh I did the wrong

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upon I messed up Caracombe. I messed up Caracombe. Wait, no, is that? Is that correct? Which

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Is that correct?

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Is that correct?

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Wynorok!

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Is that correct?

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Tic-tic-tic.

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This guy's trying to checkmate me in one move.

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This guy's trying to checkmate me.

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nice queen buddy all right time to come back focus whoa whoa whoa I did not see

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that does this even matter bro can't just to bellow up this doesn't mean

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anything bro oh no it does matter wait what am I doing

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I hate little play like this it's such a it's so just as practical chess you're

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trying to cheese me. I mean, we're down a rook. This is so disrespectful, Chas, but just look at

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how he's playing. I knew there was some cheese in there. It's okay. This is so wonderful.

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Jeff, because players like this just try to cheese you in five seconds, so once those

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five seconds are over and they get your little bullshit, bro, you just kind of blunder all

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of his pieces away. All he knows how to do is cheese, bro. It's actually cringe.

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So cringe, bro. So cringe, so cringe, bro. Wait, is that unpeçon? Wait! That's unpeçon!

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That's unpeçon! I did it! I did it!

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Oh my god!

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I did it on passon!

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Yeah I did it on passon!

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I did it on passon!

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Oh, my knight was hanging.

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Bazaar!

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Bazaar!

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I didn't know when my night was hanging.

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I didn't know my night was hanging.

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Yo, I genuinely despise this guy, bro.

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I'm not even kidding, I despise this guy.

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I hate when I play against players like this.

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You're literally just cringe.

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You suckerings, bro, suckerings, suckerings, bro.

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He's gonna move his bishop

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he has to move his bishop oh no he can't no he can't move his bishop because if he moves his bishop

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he moves his butt quick

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and after that i'll give it to the police

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what do you think of that now that's right this is my perfect victory by win

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What did I tell you these cheesy fucking players don't know how to play actual chess house. He's still winning in material

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He doesn't have a queen

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That is a that is a pile of bullshit. How's he still winning a material if it doesn't have a queen?

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Chase you're the same these players are I can't trade I kind of can I kind of can trade I kind of can get frisky here

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Force check soon. Here comes the forcing move. They call me forcing move, Frank.

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He's gonna move his bishop here.

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Oh, he just plumbed it again. Alright, there's no way this guy's actually that bad, so let's analyze.

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Nope, he's actually that bad. Wow, he's actually that bad.

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This is such a nasty check.

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Here comes forcing move frag chat.

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Almost blundered my king.

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I'm not even kidding.

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Is this mate?

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The boss.

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Takes him for night.

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Oh that's definitely not mate.

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There has to be a checkmate on the board.

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I think it's going to involve castling, but I can't cast it because it's fucking vicious.

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I have to get this fish up out of here, because if I do that, I can castle.

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minutes to be great. One minute to be great. One minute to turn into Magnus Carlson. If

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he doesn't hurt my queen, I can castle. If I can get this rook flat firing down these

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lanes, it's over. I have one minute to be the greatest chest player of all time. Bro,

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Bro, I would be so protected by him.

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I'm going to be around the wall though.

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I have to play fast as far as I can, oh I'm spawning my queen.

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Come on, come on, there he goes.

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Send in the clips, guys. Send in the clips. Send in the clips. Send in the clips. I'm not

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in a chessy mood right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Holy fuck, I blundered

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my queen. Oh my god, I blundered my queen. Oh my god. I have made it one. Of course

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I didn't you have made in one you had made in one Jixi

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You had made in one. I always have made in one according to you guys

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I'm blunder every single bro. I'm blunder every single bro. Yeah

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I'm gonna go take a salad glass guys

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Send in your clips. Send in your clips.

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Chameleon, Zico, Cereclips, guys, Cereclips, Cereclips.

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Ba-ra-ba-ra-ba.

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Oh

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I'm lovin' it!

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Bada!

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Berkli-ba-da-da-da-da-da.

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Send in clips!

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Set!

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What is this?

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What is this emo-

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MAAAAAAAAT!

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First Kri-ba-da-da-da-da.

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First Kri-ba-da-da-da-da.

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It is a spermhead emote of me saying son

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Months are we dead of Simon think of it the prime stuff. Yo Simon appreciate you love you

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You are my boy, bro. Revice think of it. It's your one revice. Love you man appreciate you dog

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Ladies and gentlemen first clip of the day. Let's get this going

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First clip of the day without further ado

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Is this having a spawnpeaker or a jump out with that?

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I love this stored placement.

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I love that form.

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Set in a razor shell.

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Set in a razor shell.

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I gotta go to Ireland, Chad.

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Every time I go on GeoGuessor Ireland looks nice.

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Do you happen to be in England that's kind of close to Ireland?

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What are you doing?

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I'm confused.

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What are you doing, bro?

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What are you doing, bro?

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This is bronze, I'm sorry.

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I already have to pause.

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Capitao, your solo rushing site with the diffuser.

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Were you dropped on your hand as a title?

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I've been compromised.

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So you're getting pinged by a lion, but you're standing still.

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Yeah, this is copper.

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I was gonna say bronze.

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Brother, also he's using the spores cosmetic on his gun,

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which is like one of the first cosmetics in the game you get.

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It's like a comic.

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This is copper, I guarantee you, but honestly, you're not bad for a copper. Your aim is pretty good.

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Best copper ever? I mean, these guys aint just good.

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Yeah, no, no. Why are we aiming at ankle level?

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level. I don't understand. I don't understand. Why are we aiming at ankle level better?

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Whoa! I'm for last upstanding. Okay.

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Not a bad shot. Two prone question here. I think you're in copper. Two prone statement.

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I think you're in copper, but I think you're the best copper of all time.

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I'm not kidding.

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Guys, it's about pointing out the problem and no, no, it's an epidemic.

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It's about putting out the epidemic of AI generated images.

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That's what it is, bro. It's AI. I never kissed that guy in my life, bro. The dude on the

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Oh my god, you're playing battleground on controller.

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Wait this is console battleground.

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Console battleground even have kittens though?

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Got it.

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Okay, the controller that's disgusting and I'm not even going to hold you.

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How are you controller?

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Oh my god!

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WHAAAAAT?!

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8.7 out of 10.

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8.7 out of 10.

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Wallahi, bruh.

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8.7 out of 10.

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Honestly, incredible clip.

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I-I-I'm not even gonna lie to you.

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INCREDIBLE CLIP!

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Like, INCREDIBLE CLIP, bruh.

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No, Clips! Don't freeze! Don't freeze!

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See? Don't...

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...fail me now.

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Alright, next up we're going to come in from Silly's. Silly's! Let's see what we're going to do.

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Okay, so you made Direct.com? Sorry, you made Direct.com tap with an enemy, then spawn in a circle, then your teammate died. Interesting.

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Okay, this kid has potential. This kid has a lot of potential.

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Okay. Yeah. 100% this kid has maybe the most potential we've seen so far today. This kid's

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got potential. He knows to shoot the ram. Just have him not cut off the noise.

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Re-position is prone.

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We shot to cut off the noise of him prone. Did y'all catch that?

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I've never been more sure of anything in my life this guy's champion.

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Okay.

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9.5 out of 10.

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I mean, maybe even 10.

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That was perfect.

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That was like a perfect clip!

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Bro, he's shot as he prone to mask the noise of him broding, like, bro, that's high level.

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That's like ridiculously high level, incredibly high level.

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Bro, why do these messages not load sometimes?

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I don't understand.

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Why?

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Checking these messages just load?

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Jesus Christ!

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I don't understand.

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Come on.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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here we go. Here we go. Make sure the mic is close and facing you. Is that better? Is that better?

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That should be better, I think.

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Okay, next up today, you're on smoke.

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You're aiming at head level with a shotgun. Bazaar. I've never even seen this. I've never

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I've never in my life seen somebody aim at head level with a shot of me.

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I feel like this guy's either gonna be really good or really bad, there's no in between.

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Okay, I feel like this guy's either gonna be really good or...

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Nice!

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Very nice!

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I'm confused. Where's the clip at? It's a 5v1. Where's the clip at? It's just a 5v1.

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Okay. This is very confusing, guys. I'm gonna keep it at 5. This is remarkably confusing.

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You hear him. Coming out the stairs. You hear him.

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Opposite for Eliminator, please accept.

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Yeah bro, I- standard, standard.

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Where's the clip? You- you shot gun two people!

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What?!

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Where's the clip? I'm confused.

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Naturally, they covered it in from okay, I'm not reading his name. I'm not reading his name

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Yeah, stop you can already tell this guy's good because he's in a directional aero

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By the way, this stadium and rocket league is so cozy

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That's a shot that's a shot

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You could legitimately have intercourse with me, bro.

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You could legitimately have intercourse with me.

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I'm not even kidding.

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WHAA?

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Is that a real picture?

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HOLY ORRA!

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Bro, oh my god!

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That was disgusting.

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Chat, like, that was actually cray-cray.

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today coming in from Zanquavius. Zanquavius, let's check out your clip baby. Let's see what you got my boy.

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All right, stop. Why is that wall not reinforced? I mean, you're just asking for them to walk into site.

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2B3 scenario, overtime match point. This is where legends are made.

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2B3 scenario, this is?

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Oh no, he's getting tackle-tracked. Not a bad pre-plot.

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1v1. Oh no. See? This is why bad fundamentals lead to bad situations. It's just like chess.

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Because there's not a rotation hole here, now he has side control. You know what I'm

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saying? One friendly option. Very mid clip. Zanquavius. I'm gonna be honest. Ridiculously

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Hey man, is that a cat smoking the,

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okay, but listen, Zank wages, let me talk to you, bro.

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Yeah, you got a 2K and you won your team the round,

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but Thermite ran at you.

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All they had to do was just plan and then hold the door.

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Like, all they had to do was just fake a plan.

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That's literally it.

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I don't, good clip, bro.

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It's a little bit mid.

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I'm not even trying to be like,

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I'm not even trying to be a asshole, bro.

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I'm just gonna be honest.

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Good clip, but it's a little bit mid.

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Next we're going to be coming in from Mr. Bell Bastik.

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Mr. Bell, let's check it out, bro.

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Let's move to one more.

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What rank is this?

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Did Warden just throw a C4 on a barricade?

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My copper senses are tingly.

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What is that?

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Okay.

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Can I have one logical explanation of what the C4 produces?

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Anybody like what does this, what does this C4 produce bro?

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What is the point of that?

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I guess you could like just get a random kill with it if you completely guess.

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What are you doing? Why is there a sled shotgun?

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Why are you using sled shotgun? Why are you using...

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Don't tell me he's gonna do what I think he's gonna do.

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What? He stopped to get close? How is this possible? For players to still be this bad?

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Yo guys, I've had enough, listen, I just want to see a normal image of myself.

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Every time it's some, yeah chat, real, real, yeah.

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Every time there's an image of me, it's some severely AI generated junk.

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I'm done with it bro, seriously, I'm done.

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coming in from critics critics let's see what GTA GTA this is a nice house here

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bro nice house is this your prayer congratulations buyer welcome to one of

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the most desirable properties in southern San Andres he just bought this by the

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way whoever's talking could literally spit in my mouth

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Well not here bro. Whoever's talking could literally spit in my mouth.

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Yes. You've also got me, Angel. Your AI assistant.

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Alright, I'm about to black bus.

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Make sure you have everything you need.

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Everything?

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Can I call you daddy?

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What? I gotta play GJ? I gotta play GJ today?

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Who exists? This is real! This is real!

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Daddy, let me show you around the place. You're gonna love it

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Okay, I'm gonna be honest critics

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What is this image

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Yeah, I've seen this picture of on a bro. What is that? Is it real? Is it like I know he's not actually a chicken

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But is he in the plane real?

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One is such a cutie, but do it a brow.

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Okay, next, they're coming in from dead savage.

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Bro, I got to get your chat.

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You know what I forgot about?

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We need to do GTA RP again.

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We haven't done GTA RP in like eight months.

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We have to do GTA again.

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Wait a minute, ladies and gentlemen,

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that's a champion charm.

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This has potential to be our second champion clip of the day.

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I already know that new SMG 11 player was champion.

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Champion Charm boys.

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You have two grenades. You're in a 3v3 scenario. This is interesting. I wonder how he's gonna handle this.

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There's probably a player close on this rotation hole.

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Oh no. Oh no.

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Oh

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Yep, that is a champion why

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What is this? What is on my screen? Jesus Christ, fix your game. Two coppers, shifters.

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Holy aura. Holy aura. Chat, I'm about to fart. If I fart, is it okay if I put my

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add into the mic. If I fart is it okay if I put my add into the mic. Yes if it is, no

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if it isn't. Yes if it is, no if it isn't. Guys next clip of the day coming in from

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fresh face one two three. Fresh, let's see what we're working with man. Two oh my god.

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These are the moments that physically arouse me.

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It wakes my wiener up.

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2v5 scenario, overtime match point.

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Let's see what you got.

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Show us what you got.

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Who knows that reference?

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2v5 scenario.

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Top of the garage.

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Getting red paint by solid snake.

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I mean, this is beyond cooked.

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I don't see how this is wonderful.

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I mean, you're getting red things,

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they're planting 5v2.

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We need to focus on this.

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Perfect positioning.

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You gotta be using me, you're actually the first!

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Don't slap!

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Oh my god!

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Best clip of the week!

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Best clip of the week!

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1v5 scenario W Brandon!

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1v5 scenario y'all.

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Oh my god!

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Oh my god!

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Wow next day coming in from a a run a a run

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Okay, one to three you guys don't have a hard preacher. It's not absolutely necessary to have a hard preacher on villa

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But it never hurts it never hurts

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You could definitely win without a hard breach, you know, because there's some...

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I'm sorry, but what is Mute doing?

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Is he putting a Mute Jammer out there?

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So much unnecessary risk.

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And now you know Mute's probably gonna be on the store, right?

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Like, it's just so much unnecessary risk, you know what I'm saying?

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I don't know what's happening what's going on in this place you're not doing

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anything no way you cheer no way you stayed on the window they hopped out of

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the only thing I'll say is I'm kind of nitpicking but getting on a drone right

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in front of the window it's like a little bit dangerous because if he's close left he can just

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jump out and shotgun you. You should probably get on a drone a little bit further than away.

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It's just general survival skills man.

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But yeah most of the time he's not, most of the time he's not going to be there so you're fine.

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I would drone this room. Yeah he could be in here.

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I like that you're looking for me. Oh, okay. Stop. I would use a Dokobie call. Dokobie call?

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Dokobie call? Dokobie call? Nice! There we go. Now we know for sure if Mewt's down

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here or not. Beautiful Heron. Hey, this guy's got a split charm. W meds. You could probably

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walk up main steps. Yes, Dokobie and she's getting nerf next season, but before she gets nerfed,

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make sure you play Dokobie. It's just so easy to play. You just, if you're a lazy

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droner, instead of droning, just use your Dokobie. In this scenario, it's not great though,

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because they do have a mute, and if you stand on the mute chamber, you don't get Dokobie

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I'll reason number 5,000 my meat broken to be five in study

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Yo, that guy have my mute skin that's actually sick to see to be four

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Five bullets left that is not for one more kill

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But if you want you could you could reload you could because five more bullets is enough for one more kill

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But I like I like how this guy didn't panic reload

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I'm already loving this clip. To be the scenario, you have one more doggity call, two flashes and a drone.

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You have so much time, so much utility.

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I better see none of that utility left by the time the trial is over. You should be droning, you should be doggity calling, you should be flashing.

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Nice. You don't even need a drone because you have doggity. Again, but at least broken.

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Shoot the default cam, now you shoot the fendrear, and flash the pro score.

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That Denver spot is actually disgusting. Wow! It's like...

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Good name! 2v2! Maybe stack up with what you made here?

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Oh! Never mind daddy, do whatever you want! One more for the road. One more for the road.

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One more for the-

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Wow!

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8.7 out of 10.

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A.A. Ron beautifully played, uh, beautifully played match.

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Beautifully played match and you're a footballer bro. Love to see it.

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A.A. Ron beautifully played match, man. Actually incredible. Wow.

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I mean, that was- that was clean. That was awesome. That was spectacular game plan.

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For reals, these guys. Again, reason number 10,000, why dokeby's broken.

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Bro, if you're a lazy drone, and you're like, ah, Jinxie, I don't want a drone, ah, Jinxie,

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I don't want a drone, Jinxie, I'm a chan, Jinxie, I don't want a drone, I'm a loser.

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That's fine, bro, just play Dokka B. Just play Dokka B and spam the calls.

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Now, you have to be a little bit scared if they have a mute, because if you're Dokka

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B calling against mute, it doesn't do anything.

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What game is this, chat?

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Destiny 2.

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Bro, my friend, Sean, loved this game.

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I never- I never played Destiny before.

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I heard it's similar to Halo, correct?

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I never thought we'd get a Destiny clip!

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Uh, did he just Ray Lewis him?

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What happened?

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He like tackled him.

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What was that?!

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Is that a shotgun?

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Double kill?

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Was that like a grenade launcher?

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Yo is this guy- okay.

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Is this guy playing as Ray Lewis?

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He's just running over people.

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oh my god what is happening

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how is that balanced at all

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Okay, he's on like a 15 kill streak.

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Fucks!

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Bro, he's just running through people.

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What is even happening?

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He finally died, he finally died.

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Bro, what was that?

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What even was that man?

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What even was that?

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Please react home slice, bro.

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Oh my god.

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Bro, the clips have been bangers to the night chat, I'm going to give it to y'all.

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The clips have been bangers to the night chat, I'm going to give it to y'all.

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Chat, you know, like I knew chat.

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I knew I was gonna not be live later in the night time because I have a flight so I went live early chat

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Holy locked in

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Chat who likes the early strings by the way next we're gonna make a minute from ghost all right ghost stop already

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Why is your scoreboard literally the size of my penis?

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That's the smallest scoreboard I've ever seen

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Oh, I'm getting on rocket league today. I'm getting the itch

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I'm getting the itch.

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Yeah, this kid's got potential.

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I mean, whatever he just did, I can't do that.

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I don't even know what that is.

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At minimum, he's champ.

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All right, I want to take that back.

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At minimum, he's grand champ.

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Holy fuck!

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Chad, did you see that?

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Oh my god!

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It's not luck Chad, it's not luck.

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Did you see that?

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Holy shit!

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Bro, is there a single image of me that's not an AI?

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Legitimately.

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Is there a single image of me that's not an AI?

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Bro, Chad, I'm excited.

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The next time you guys see me, which is tomorrow, Chad, I'm going to be in England, bro.

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I'm big upset about them. Yeah. Chat the next time y'all see me. I'm gonna be

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NHL I haven't got a NHL. I haven't got a NHL clip in two years. I'm not kidding

58:20.000 --> 58:23.960
What are the teams the Chicago? I think it's the red wings

58:25.000 --> 58:27.780
Versus the cocks. I don't even know

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Canucks

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Whoa!

58:39.780 --> 58:41.380
Wait, this looks like pro clubs.

58:44.380 --> 58:46.380
Wait, NHL has pro clubs?

58:47.280 --> 58:49.780
The same as FIFA. NHL has pro clubs?

58:59.580 --> 59:02.780
Question! This is not just for NHL, but regular hockey as well.

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Are nut shots allowed?

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Like if you were to kick somebody in the balls, is that allowed or is that frowned upon?

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Is that allowed?

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Yes, yes! No, okay, I'm seeing a lot of no's.

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Yeah, this thing about hockey bro, hockey is the only sport where like it's applauded

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to like take off your gloves and start punching each other in the face, which is why hockey

59:37.920 --> 59:43.000
will, I'm saying this now, I know nothing about hockey, hockey is the top three sport

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to watch bro because you don't have to know anything you just it watched the

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fist fight it's a squid this guy's literally octopus bro

59:53.780 --> 01:00:01.440
he's still cherpin one another yeah whoever that is talking she's

01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:07.440
Canadian still cherpin one another whoever it is don't go back bro chat um

01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:12.240
yeah hockey speak from um I'm not really like into hockey but if there's ever

01:00:12.240 --> 01:00:18.400
hockey game on I'll always watch it because bro they just they just fight each other man also if

01:00:18.400 --> 01:00:26.160
there's one sporting event I would recommend you go to I don't mean play I don't mean follow bro if

01:00:26.160 --> 01:00:32.640
you ever in your life get invited to a hockey game always go if you ever in your life get invited

01:00:32.640 --> 01:00:38.800
to a hockey game always go brother you got a beer in one hand and then you're just watching

01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:43.240
uh uh the fucking fist fight every five minutes and then you see somebody get

01:00:43.240 --> 01:00:49.720
thrown with the glass right in front of you. It's actually big. What game is this?

01:00:49.720 --> 01:00:55.660
Alright, y'all are playing the most niche games ever. I am your beast. I've never

01:00:55.660 --> 01:00:58.100
heard of this game.

01:00:58.100 --> 01:01:14.820
What is happening bro? I can't even follow this.

01:01:14.820 --> 01:01:25.820
Is this a real image? How is he always in these scenarios bro? Is this a real image?

01:01:25.820 --> 01:01:30.620
Mexico by the day. Mexico by the day. Coming in from Tybo. Tybo to see what you're working

01:01:30.620 --> 01:01:37.300
with. Tell me what you're working with man.

01:01:37.300 --> 01:01:40.780
Platinum charm. Chad we gotta notice things like this immediately. Platinum charm. I'm

01:01:40.780 --> 01:01:46.100
going in with moderate expectations. Yes. Moderate expectations.

01:01:46.100 --> 01:01:59.700
Okay, he's done warden, so this checks out for a platinum so far.

01:01:59.700 --> 01:02:03.700
Every platinum player in rainbow six each doesn't drone in the prep phase, auto locks

01:02:03.700 --> 01:02:07.580
warden and ash, and then flames the team for music.

01:02:07.580 --> 01:02:11.660
Doesn't reinforce either, almost forgot.

01:02:11.660 --> 01:02:13.660
Re-enforce doesn't drone or...

01:02:14.780 --> 01:02:16.780
Blames the team.

01:02:16.780 --> 01:02:18.780
Okay, good recoil control for a flat though.

01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:22.240
Good recoil control for a flat! Not kidding!

01:02:35.340 --> 01:02:39.000
Yeah, this guy looks better than a flat to be honest.

01:02:41.660 --> 01:02:52.660
I need the best plan in the world!

01:02:52.660 --> 01:03:00.400
Oh my god!

01:03:00.400 --> 01:03:04.100
If he's planned, then I'm bronze!

01:03:04.100 --> 01:03:05.900
Bro, holy.

01:03:05.900 --> 01:03:09.100
That was disgusting.

01:03:09.100 --> 01:03:11.340
That's saying cronus, was that cronus?

01:03:12.620 --> 01:03:15.140
I don't know, brother, I'm gonna be honest.

01:03:16.240 --> 01:03:18.940
You're the best platinum player I've ever seen in my life.

01:03:20.060 --> 01:03:22.540
Guys, that guy's hitting that with a platinum charm

01:03:22.540 --> 01:03:25.180
on by the way, platinum charm.

01:03:25.180 --> 01:03:29.080
That is disgusting, disgusting.

01:03:30.780 --> 01:03:32.140
Is this a 1v2?

01:03:32.140 --> 01:03:44.100
Okay, this guy's doing bunker wars against his friends in a 1v2 and he's barely losing

01:03:44.100 --> 01:03:45.100
holy aura.

01:03:45.100 --> 01:03:47.940
That's like so hard to do.

01:03:47.940 --> 01:03:53.940
Bro, that's diamond.

01:03:53.940 --> 01:03:55.940
Wow.

01:03:55.940 --> 01:04:01.500
Bro that's diamond, wow.

01:04:01.500 --> 01:04:05.540
See the thing is like, I don't, like, B wars is good for your aim and stuff and it's gonna

01:04:05.540 --> 01:04:09.620
help with like, a lot of stuff, your aim, your recoil control, your free firing.

01:04:09.620 --> 01:04:11.500
But like, I don't know, bro.

01:04:11.500 --> 01:04:15.060
The problem is if you only play B wars, you just turn into like the most brain

01:04:15.060 --> 01:04:19.060
dead player ever because you just take unnecessary gunfights all the time.

01:04:19.060 --> 01:04:25.660
I don't know. I would say like mix in B wars but don't main playing B wars, bro.

01:04:25.660 --> 01:04:30.060
Because like the best way to hit champion, I mean that guy's Diamond so he's gonna hit champion soon anyways.

01:04:30.060 --> 01:04:36.060
But the best way to hit champion is just to like actually like play the game and like study the game kind of thing.

01:04:36.060 --> 01:04:43.060
And analyze like why you're dying, why you're losing, why you're going negative, blah blah blah blah blah.

01:04:43.060 --> 01:04:47.060
Got a clip coming in for balls. The return of my infamous siege clips.

01:04:47.060 --> 01:04:50.420
Yeah, boss. I haven't seen a siege clip of yours in a couple of months, bro. Let's check it out

01:04:52.300 --> 01:04:59.940
Normally when both sends in a clip, it's like the worst thing you'll ever see this guy is a copper or no bronze player in

01:04:59.940 --> 01:05:00.940
in the EU.

01:05:00.940 --> 01:05:14.780
Well, I don't know how to explain this, and I don't know how to say this in like a nice

01:05:14.780 --> 01:05:15.780
way.

01:05:15.780 --> 01:05:17.860
So I'm just going to say it in a not nice way.

01:05:17.860 --> 01:05:23.380
Well, every time I watch you place each, it literally looks like the first time you've

01:05:23.380 --> 01:05:25.420
ever picked up a controller.

01:05:25.420 --> 01:05:36.580
You're so stiff, and then you're aiming at the floor.

01:05:36.580 --> 01:05:39.260
You're literally getting attacked from multiple angles.

01:05:39.260 --> 01:05:40.260
You're two HP.

01:05:40.260 --> 01:05:43.860
All I want you to do is run to sight and get a heal.

01:05:43.860 --> 01:05:46.780
Run to sight and get a heal.

01:05:46.780 --> 01:05:51.660
Get out of there!

01:05:51.660 --> 01:05:58.660
Duck, duck, duck, duck, hey duck.

01:05:58.660 --> 01:06:08.660
Yup, it's his first day on dock.

01:06:08.660 --> 01:06:10.660
KILL YOUR TEAMMATE!

01:06:23.240 --> 01:06:25.240
I can't look. I can't look at this one.

01:06:34.300 --> 01:06:38.300
I mean, it's not really your fault. It's not really your fault. Doc didn't heal you.

01:06:38.660 --> 01:06:40.660
Oh, now we're watching dark.

01:06:52.140 --> 01:06:54.800
Okay questionable reaction time

01:07:08.660 --> 01:07:37.820
Yeah, all right, what do you what even is that

01:07:37.820 --> 01:07:39.820
What even is that?

01:07:39.820 --> 01:07:40.820
RONT!

01:07:40.820 --> 01:07:43.820
Alright man, W clip session chat.

01:07:43.820 --> 01:07:44.820
W clip session.

01:07:44.820 --> 01:07:46.820
Jesus Christ!

01:07:46.820 --> 01:07:48.820
That was bad.

01:07:48.820 --> 01:07:50.820
Jesus Christ!

01:07:50.820 --> 01:07:53.820
Champ, champ, champ.

01:07:53.820 --> 01:07:54.820
Your chess games.

01:07:54.820 --> 01:07:56.820
He's champ, he's champ.

01:07:56.820 --> 01:07:58.820
Okay, chat.

01:07:58.820 --> 01:08:01.820
Chat, yo chat, should we watch Levy's video?

01:08:01.820 --> 01:08:04.820
Or should we get on, get on RL?

01:08:04.820 --> 01:08:06.820
Wait, there might be a Rocket League tournament.

01:08:06.820 --> 01:08:13.960
tournament. What time is it? Two from a row. No, there's no

01:08:13.960 --> 01:08:17.860
rocket tournament stuff. Seven. Yo, brother polls, watch Levy's

01:08:17.860 --> 01:08:23.580
video or or or or play RL chat. BRB, BRB, BRB, BRB, BRB, BRB.

01:09:06.820 --> 01:09:08.880
you

01:09:36.820 --> 01:09:38.880
you

01:10:06.820 --> 01:10:13.820
I might!

01:10:13.820 --> 01:10:19.820
Yo, chap, what's up?

01:10:19.820 --> 01:10:20.820
Should we watch Levy's vid?

01:10:20.820 --> 01:10:22.820
What should we do, chap?

01:10:22.820 --> 01:10:23.820
Should we watch Levy's vid?

01:10:23.820 --> 01:10:25.820
Let me see, let me see.

01:10:25.820 --> 01:10:26.820
Let me check the poll.

01:10:26.820 --> 01:10:31.820
Chap, should we watch Levy's vid?

01:10:31.820 --> 01:10:43.900
I make it count make it play yes no no no yes yes yes yes

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When you go big time bro high-fives I like I mean high-fives I don't think you could ever break your record bro of

01:10:57.620 --> 01:11:03.620
Of one 14 month. Okay, let's watch what is there. Let's watch what is there.

01:11:22.620 --> 01:11:23.620
Hello.

01:11:23.620 --> 01:11:28.620
Just bazara.

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Checking it every.

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Yeah.

01:11:34.620 --> 01:11:35.620
Yeah.

01:11:35.620 --> 01:11:36.620
Yeah.

01:11:36.620 --> 01:11:37.620
One second.

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One second.

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One second.

01:11:39.620 --> 01:11:40.620
One second.

01:11:40.620 --> 01:11:41.620
One second.

01:11:41.620 --> 01:11:42.620
One second.

01:11:42.620 --> 01:11:43.620
One second.

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One second.

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One second.

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I didn't die.

01:11:46.620 --> 01:11:47.620
I'm not dead, bro.

01:11:47.620 --> 01:11:48.620
I'm not dead.

01:11:48.620 --> 01:11:50.620
Refresh that.

01:11:50.620 --> 01:11:52.620
Hit a little bit of that.

01:11:52.620 --> 01:11:59.620
Hit that. Hit that. Hit that. Hit that. Hit that. Hit that.

01:11:59.620 --> 01:12:04.620
Chat, Levy made a video reviewing our tournament win, guys.

01:12:04.620 --> 01:12:06.620
Levy made a video re-

01:12:08.620 --> 01:12:10.620
Was I on the wrong mic that entire time?

01:12:10.620 --> 01:12:12.620
Chat, did I?

01:12:12.620 --> 01:12:23.980
Bro, Levy made a video reviewing our tournament win, holy shiisa.

01:12:23.980 --> 01:12:27.340
Ladies and gentlemen, in this video I will be presenting-

01:12:27.340 --> 01:12:30.500
Lock- Actually lock in. Legitimately lock in, bro.

01:12:30.500 --> 01:12:37.380
To you, an absolutely beautiful culmination to a story in the world of chess.

01:12:37.380 --> 01:12:40.060
I'm recording this in April, 2026.

01:12:40.060 --> 01:12:44.260
There have been many legends that have graced the 64 squares,

01:12:44.260 --> 01:12:46.020
but over the past three weeks,

01:12:46.020 --> 01:12:48.340
I have done several collaborations

01:12:48.340 --> 01:12:50.260
with the one and only Jinxie.

01:12:50.260 --> 01:12:52.660
Jinxie is one of the most popular content creators

01:12:52.660 --> 01:12:54.300
in the world right now.

01:12:54.300 --> 01:12:56.660
And I want to kiss Levy in the face, bro.

01:12:58.060 --> 01:13:00.420
Jack, if it was not for Levy,

01:13:00.420 --> 01:13:02.100
I would have not won the tournament.

01:13:02.100 --> 01:13:04.660
Also, if it was not for Levy,

01:13:04.660 --> 01:13:07.180
I probably would have never gotten to chess.

01:13:07.180 --> 01:13:15.880
Because when Levy reviewed me and Ron's game, that was the most entertaining and fun perspective I've ever had on Chess ever.

01:13:15.880 --> 01:13:20.780
And I made a video about him playing chess when his rating was 120.

01:13:20.780 --> 01:13:26.580
We did a couple of lessons. They got a lot of views. You guys really enjoyed them.

01:13:26.580 --> 01:13:34.980
So Chess.com put on a tournament. You might remember the famous PogChampz competition. Well, they ran PogChampz.

01:13:34.980 --> 01:13:35.980
Wow.

01:13:35.980 --> 01:13:39.980
By the way, they actually chose a decent image of me, bro.

01:13:39.980 --> 01:13:40.980
No, no, no, no, no.

01:13:40.980 --> 01:13:47.980
Because every time there's an image of me, bro, it's some severely AI bullcrap where

01:13:47.980 --> 01:13:49.860
I'm 900 pounds.

01:13:49.860 --> 01:13:53.780
So hey, bro, no, no, this is actually a good image of me.

01:13:53.780 --> 01:13:54.940
I actually look good.

01:13:54.940 --> 01:13:57.300
I believe this is 2023.

01:13:57.300 --> 01:13:58.980
I believe this is 2023.

01:13:58.980 --> 01:14:02.220
Chat, I actually look skinny here.

01:14:02.220 --> 01:14:03.620
Why are people laughing?

01:14:03.620 --> 01:14:04.620
It's fake.

01:14:04.620 --> 01:14:06.580
Now it's steak.

01:14:06.580 --> 01:14:11.320
You got mobbed by steak, steak mobs.

01:14:11.320 --> 01:14:12.700
Look at steak.

01:14:12.700 --> 01:14:14.100
What do you mean steak mob?

01:14:14.100 --> 01:14:15.500
Okay.

01:14:15.500 --> 01:14:16.700
Yeah, bro.

01:14:16.700 --> 01:14:18.420
Steak is mocking me here, dude.

01:14:18.420 --> 01:14:19.900
Yup, 100%.

01:14:21.380 --> 01:14:22.740
They called it PogChamp steak.

01:14:22.740 --> 01:14:24.540
Steak was actually not a bad player.

01:14:24.540 --> 01:14:27.220
Out of all eight of these new players,

01:14:27.220 --> 01:14:28.540
because that was the whole team of the tournament.

01:14:28.540 --> 01:14:29.980
Everybody's a new.

01:14:29.980 --> 01:14:32.060
Steak was the third best player.

01:14:32.060 --> 01:14:34.620
Bro, Skeek was like almost as good as Onyx.

01:14:34.620 --> 01:14:36.700
Seven, it was a field of beginners.

01:14:36.700 --> 01:14:39.220
A lot of these players were rated one to 200

01:14:39.220 --> 01:14:40.940
without a tremendous amount of experience.

01:14:40.940 --> 01:14:45.940
The best players by far were Onypixel, Steak and Jinxie.

01:14:46.020 --> 01:14:47.700
And a couple of days ago, I gave a lesson

01:14:47.700 --> 01:14:49.820
to Joe Bartolozzi, who I'm a big fan of,

01:14:49.820 --> 01:14:52.700
but he didn't have just as much time to catch up.

01:14:52.700 --> 01:14:53.700
In this video, I will take you

01:14:53.700 --> 01:14:56.540
through the incredible story and analyze Jinxie's.

01:14:56.540 --> 01:14:57.460
Check out the one in the chat

01:14:57.460 --> 01:14:59.340
if you were in yesterday's stream and you enjoyed it.

01:14:59.340 --> 01:15:01.740
Bro, yesterday's stream was so fun, bro.

01:15:01.740 --> 01:15:04.460
Dude, hopefully there's another pod champs

01:15:04.460 --> 01:15:07.700
in like a couple of months or like eight months or whatever.

01:15:07.700 --> 01:15:10.220
But I wanna be like higher skilled then

01:15:10.220 --> 01:15:12.460
so I can actually compete with like the big dogs,

01:15:12.460 --> 01:15:13.300
you know what I mean?

01:15:13.300 --> 01:15:17.060
Because I'm pretty sure XQC is like 900 elo,

01:15:17.060 --> 01:15:18.880
like hoping to do another pod champs

01:15:18.880 --> 01:15:21.300
with like somewhat experienced players, you know?

01:15:21.300 --> 01:15:23.700
One day I might upload all of my coverage.

01:15:23.700 --> 01:15:24.980
Like moist too.

01:15:24.980 --> 01:15:26.300
I think moist is like 1000 elo.

01:15:26.300 --> 01:15:28.700
But you really had to be there to see it live.

01:15:28.700 --> 01:15:30.780
I also twerked after he won.

01:15:30.780 --> 01:15:34.280
and on that note, we are going to get into the games.

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This was sensational.

01:15:38.620 --> 01:15:39.960
In the group stage,

01:15:39.960 --> 01:15:42.360
Jinxy started out with a couple of games

01:15:42.360 --> 01:15:43.720
against weaker opposition,

01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:45.880
players that didn't have as much experience.

01:15:45.880 --> 01:15:48.680
And so, aka Ron Dale Dingle,

01:15:48.680 --> 01:15:50.080
love Ron to death, bro,

01:15:50.080 --> 01:15:52.000
but probably the worst chess player

01:15:52.000 --> 01:15:53.640
I've ever seen in my life.

01:15:53.640 --> 01:15:55.400
I'm telling you this now,

01:15:55.400 --> 01:15:59.520
game two against Max was actually like somewhat close.

01:15:59.520 --> 01:16:01.840
Ron is the worst player I've ever seen in my life, Ron.

01:16:01.840 --> 01:16:04.480
You know, you gotta play two games in the group stage,

01:16:04.480 --> 01:16:05.320
and then you gotta-

01:16:05.320 --> 01:16:06.560
Ron just gives me pieces.

01:16:06.560 --> 01:16:07.400
I, it's like-

01:16:07.400 --> 01:16:08.360
I gotta win those games.

01:16:08.360 --> 01:16:09.920
Like he was playing against Ronaldo.

01:16:09.920 --> 01:16:13.400
By the way, Ronaldo is where this all began.

01:16:13.400 --> 01:16:14.760
Jinx C. Ronaldo, I made that video.

01:16:14.760 --> 01:16:18.080
Jinx C. is now rated at 300 with my tutelage.

01:16:18.080 --> 01:16:19.440
He started playing the Carl Kahn,

01:16:19.440 --> 01:16:20.680
not even because of me.

01:16:20.680 --> 01:16:22.280
He started playing the Carl Kahn.

01:16:25.400 --> 01:16:28.240
Oh my God!

01:16:28.240 --> 01:16:37.680
mortar with the 100 gifted subscriptions mortar band me over a table and cream pie

01:16:37.680 --> 01:16:45.360
inside of my title W mortar in the chat and because of his cousin shout out to

01:16:45.360 --> 01:16:50.680
his cousin ready that's where my cousin John taught me to caroo con and be in

01:16:50.680 --> 01:16:55.600
what is it called again chat Joe Baba London Joe Baba London 2000 I either

01:16:55.600 --> 01:17:01.680
Don't know John. I think is this cousin John. That's your name and you're watching this bless you if it's not your name

01:17:01.680 --> 01:17:03.880
I forgot your name our jinx. He never told me

01:17:04.280 --> 01:17:07.080
John taught him this opening and he got weird man

01:17:07.080 --> 01:17:11.440
I mean it got weird really early, you know and jinx he got into a lot of trouble in this game

01:17:11.440 --> 01:17:15.480
Man, I like these videos because you could see that eval bar too. I like that a lot

01:17:15.480 --> 01:17:19.200
You know white did really well trapped this night early on JC went down a night

01:17:19.200 --> 01:17:21.520
Then he totally tilted from the opening and before you know it

01:17:21.520 --> 01:17:22.900
He was completely lost.

01:17:22.900 --> 01:17:23.660
He was totally lost.

01:17:23.660 --> 01:17:25.220
The queen can take the bishop.

01:17:25.220 --> 01:17:26.500
It didn't.

01:17:26.500 --> 01:17:29.300
But Ronaldo was just brutalizing this man's king.

01:17:29.300 --> 01:17:30.040
King to e8.

01:17:30.040 --> 01:17:31.540
I mean, Jinxie was down.

01:17:31.540 --> 01:17:32.820
Eight points of material.

01:17:32.820 --> 01:17:34.140
Totally naked king.

01:17:34.140 --> 01:17:36.580
Rook to b1, g6, queen e4 check.

01:17:36.580 --> 01:17:38.220
I mean, there was a fork.

01:17:38.220 --> 01:17:39.700
You could have delivered a fork here.

01:17:39.700 --> 01:17:41.420
This was mind blowing.

01:17:41.420 --> 01:17:42.060
Rook b8.

01:17:42.060 --> 01:17:48.420
And then this is how a champion is made.

01:17:48.420 --> 01:17:51.020
Don't be hitting the resign button in a game of chess

01:17:51.020 --> 01:17:53.900
when you're losing counter attack.

01:17:55.820 --> 01:17:57.260
That move attacks the rook.

01:17:57.260 --> 01:17:59.500
That move puts pressure on all these other things.

01:18:00.580 --> 01:18:02.860
And Ron thought Jinxi blundered.

01:18:02.860 --> 01:18:03.700
He's a beginner.

01:18:04.780 --> 01:18:06.500
He thought Jinxi gave away the rook

01:18:06.500 --> 01:18:07.820
because it used to be protected by the queen.

01:18:07.820 --> 01:18:09.180
He made a mistake.

01:18:09.180 --> 01:18:10.100
I forgot about that.

01:18:10.100 --> 01:18:11.620
And all of a sudden,

01:18:11.620 --> 01:18:13.700
and then look at this, look at this, look at this,

01:18:13.700 --> 01:18:16.340
look at this, black is back in the game.

01:18:16.340 --> 01:18:17.980
But how is black gonna make a comeback like this

01:18:17.980 --> 01:18:24.060
by taking his rook and by taking his bishop and then this is actually the move that I was most

01:18:24.060 --> 01:18:28.460
impressed with by this Jinxie performance. At this point you look at the position you think okay

01:18:28.460 --> 01:18:33.580
he's gonna play Queen takes or he's gonna move his king and go here and Jinxie here found a

01:18:33.580 --> 01:18:38.860
backwards retreating move king and bro another wait chat is that a brilliant no brilliant is

01:18:38.860 --> 01:18:44.540
two two two explanation marks knight fork picking yeah because it checks the king and the

01:18:44.540 --> 01:18:45.980
the night's defenseless.

01:18:45.980 --> 01:18:48.380
Speaking of the night, and solidifying the game,

01:18:48.380 --> 01:18:51.780
he took the first pass pawn, he won the rook,

01:18:51.780 --> 01:18:54.420
he took the second pass pawn, and then he brought his rook,

01:18:54.420 --> 01:18:57.540
he brought his queen, and perhaps the most impressive

01:18:57.540 --> 01:19:00.820
moment of this game was right here.

01:19:00.820 --> 01:19:03.300
And this tells me that Jinxie can be at least

01:19:03.300 --> 01:19:06.540
the 500 pretty soon, and definitely 1,000.

01:19:06.540 --> 01:19:11.540
In this position, he didn't take this pawn.

01:19:11.540 --> 01:19:16.740
this pawn and that might not mean anything to a because chat look at it

01:19:16.740 --> 01:19:19.300
like this right

01:19:19.740 --> 01:19:27.660
mortar with another one hundred dead mortar literally makes sweet tender love

01:19:27.660 --> 01:19:32.300
to my ass all night long mortar mortar I fucking love you bro chat it's not an

01:19:32.300 --> 01:19:37.020
ego I'm not looking at the chat I can't see this up mortar makes sweet tender

01:19:37.020 --> 01:19:40.940
love to my anus bro W mortar in the chat W mortar in the fucking chat bro

01:19:40.940 --> 01:19:45.100
A lot of you because a lot of people watch my videos and you might be watching this this is 1600 going off

01:19:45.100 --> 01:19:47.520
This is so idiotic. I hate when he covers low-level games

01:19:47.520 --> 01:19:51.000
You were once a low-level player to you elitist scum

01:19:52.120 --> 01:19:55.360
Do it. I remember because I'm like, all right

01:19:56.480 --> 01:19:58.980
All right, all I have to do in this scenario

01:19:59.660 --> 01:20:02.620
He can't win the game if the game is completely over

01:20:02.820 --> 01:20:09.740
The only way I messed this up is by stalemating and I'm like all I got to do is just keep checking them until he's

01:20:09.740 --> 01:20:12.140
literally in a corner where he can't go anywhere.

01:20:12.140 --> 01:20:14.860
For rook f4 is a stalemate, and to see that as a beginner.

01:20:14.860 --> 01:20:20.940
Because if I take with the rook, the king is not in check, but the king can't move anywhere.

01:20:21.660 --> 01:20:23.420
Anywhere it moves, it's stalemate.

01:20:23.420 --> 01:20:27.980
He locked in, he did not stalemate his opponent, and instead delivered a mate.

01:20:27.980 --> 01:20:30.460
This was game number one from the group stage now.

01:20:31.260 --> 01:20:33.740
Unfortunately, they put two of my protochets,

01:20:33.740 --> 01:20:35.660
is Jynxie and Joe B.

01:20:35.660 --> 01:20:39.900
Joe was beating me in both of the games we played,

01:20:39.900 --> 01:20:41.900
and then he just blundered.

01:20:41.900 --> 01:20:43.420
B in the same group.

01:20:43.420 --> 01:20:45.140
Watch how Joe played this.

01:20:45.140 --> 01:20:48.300
As a only recently, barely 200 rated player,

01:20:48.300 --> 01:20:50.620
I gave Joe one lesson, and he did the rest.

01:20:50.620 --> 01:20:53.580
But watch as the beginner coaching mind

01:20:53.580 --> 01:20:55.940
and influence of Gotham Chess plays a role

01:20:55.940 --> 01:20:57.300
in this back to back match.

01:20:57.300 --> 01:20:58.500
Look at this game.

01:20:58.500 --> 01:21:00.580
So first of all, Jynxie plays this London system

01:21:00.580 --> 01:21:01.780
that his cousin taught him,

01:21:01.780 --> 01:21:04.540
But Joe B also playing very well in the opening.

01:21:04.540 --> 01:21:06.140
Takes, takes, Knight f3.

01:21:06.140 --> 01:21:09.380
I mean, this is a position 2,400 level players can have.

01:21:09.380 --> 01:21:11.580
This is a 2 and a 300 playing a chess game.

01:21:11.580 --> 01:21:15.020
My students right here, proud freaking coach.

01:21:15.020 --> 01:21:18.340
Short castle, short castle, Bishop a6, Queen d2.

01:21:18.340 --> 01:21:20.340
Bro, b3.

01:21:20.340 --> 01:21:22.220
Like, he doesn't, you know, he doesn't get hit

01:21:22.220 --> 01:21:23.060
with this move.

01:21:23.060 --> 01:21:25.260
I actually think maybe the first game came first

01:21:25.260 --> 01:21:26.100
doesn't even matter.

01:21:26.100 --> 01:21:27.220
Knight to g4.

01:21:27.220 --> 01:21:29.580
Now things get a little bit crazy in this game.

01:21:29.580 --> 01:21:30.980
Joe goes root b4.

01:21:30.980 --> 01:21:33.180
All right, beginner mode activates.

01:21:33.180 --> 01:21:35.340
Jinxie attacks the rook and then takes the knight

01:21:35.340 --> 01:21:37.020
and he's winning here for a little bit.

01:21:37.020 --> 01:21:40.780
E4 breaks in the middle, but then 95 fantastic move,

01:21:40.780 --> 01:21:42.020
getting his knight out of the way of danger.

01:21:42.020 --> 01:21:44.820
Knight takes, this was a very difficult moment

01:21:44.820 --> 01:21:47.860
because you're forks and so you have to spot

01:21:47.860 --> 01:21:50.340
that the queen can't go there because of the bishop.

01:21:50.340 --> 01:21:51.860
You have to go queen to G5.

01:21:51.860 --> 01:21:56.260
All right, Jinxie goes here and blunders this.

01:21:56.260 --> 01:21:59.260
I mean, Cho is not playing like a 205.

01:21:59.260 --> 01:22:00.340
Are you kidding me?

01:22:00.340 --> 01:22:04.100
Unfortunately, to B205, you have to have inconsistent play.

01:22:04.100 --> 01:22:05.800
And here he blunders the rook.

01:22:05.800 --> 01:22:07.740
But Jc doesn't even take it.

01:22:07.740 --> 01:22:09.180
What?

01:22:09.180 --> 01:22:11.220
He goes rook d1, which is a reasonable move.

01:22:11.220 --> 01:22:13.500
Queen e6, and he just begins attacking the king.

01:22:13.500 --> 01:22:15.020
It's actually all the best.

01:22:15.020 --> 01:22:17.300
Why am I not taking the rook?

01:22:17.300 --> 01:22:18.300
He goes queen e5.

01:22:18.300 --> 01:22:21.340
And here, if he played rook to d7 check,

01:22:21.340 --> 01:22:23.780
he would have deflected the king from the defense of the rook.

01:22:23.780 --> 01:22:25.820
He would have won the rook, and he would have won the game.

01:22:25.820 --> 01:22:26.660
But he blunders.

01:22:26.660 --> 01:22:28.260
He blunders his rook.

01:22:30.340 --> 01:22:38.340
He forgets that it's hanging and it's protected and now all yeah right here I

01:22:38.340 --> 01:22:43.500
thought I lost the tournament or I thought I lost to Joe right here I thought

01:22:43.500 --> 01:22:47.740
I lost to Joe all of a sudden he's and I remember this scenario cuz like the

01:22:47.740 --> 01:22:53.380
Queen had so much vision the rook was protected and I was down material I

01:22:53.380 --> 01:22:58.460
don't even know what I did to win I was down eight losing but he I was down

01:22:58.460 --> 01:23:02.980
Bishop and a Rook I think. He calms himself down and this is not a thing that all

01:23:02.980 --> 01:23:06.740
beginners are capable of. How did I win this? I don't even remember what I'm doing.

01:23:06.740 --> 01:23:10.540
He goes here and now Joe has to swarm the king. It's not easy to swarm the king.

01:23:10.540 --> 01:23:14.740
You have to go Queen C1 and if you're only recently 205 it's not gonna be

01:23:14.740 --> 01:23:19.220
easy to do. Suddenly the king is safe. Suddenly the king is safe and black only

01:23:19.220 --> 01:23:22.260
has 49 seconds. What are you gonna do if you're 200? I mean it's not a

01:23:22.260 --> 01:23:26.020
simple position at all and he panics. He gives away the Rook. He tries to go

01:23:26.020 --> 01:23:30.500
So B should be two and Xingsi gives a check.

01:23:30.500 --> 01:23:32.100
Not the best, but he gives a check.

01:23:32.100 --> 01:23:35.280
He gives a check, gives up a pawn.

01:23:35.280 --> 01:23:39.180
Now he can play rook here and there is only one winning move here for White.

01:23:39.180 --> 01:23:43.620
47 seconds remaining for my protege.

01:23:43.620 --> 01:23:44.860
Queen d5 check.

01:23:44.860 --> 01:23:46.020
Not this, not this.

01:23:46.020 --> 01:23:47.220
They both blunder the queen.

01:23:47.220 --> 01:23:51.660
He finds the move and then he finds the mate.

01:23:51.660 --> 01:23:52.660
Could not believe it.

01:23:52.660 --> 01:23:53.660
It was absolute.

01:23:53.660 --> 01:23:57.580
Now I just have to find a mate in the real life chat.

01:23:57.580 --> 01:23:59.080
Wow, bro.

01:24:00.300 --> 01:24:01.880
Dude, Joe was kicking my ass.

01:24:01.880 --> 01:24:02.840
He just blundered.

01:24:02.840 --> 01:24:03.680
That's all it was.

01:24:03.680 --> 01:24:05.120
Joe was kicking my ass.

01:24:05.120 --> 01:24:05.960
He just got nervous.

01:24:05.960 --> 01:24:07.540
Cause bro, there's 30 seconds left

01:24:07.540 --> 01:24:09.800
and there's literally 200,000 people watching.

01:24:09.800 --> 01:24:11.720
It's pretty nerve-wracking.

01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:12.760
Buddy, yeah, bro.

01:24:12.760 --> 01:24:13.760
Totally electric.

01:24:13.760 --> 01:24:16.760
I was celebrating like you wouldn't believe.

01:24:16.760 --> 01:24:18.400
And then they had to play another game.

01:24:18.400 --> 01:24:19.640
They're two games.

01:24:19.640 --> 01:24:21.640
Look at this game.

01:24:21.640 --> 01:24:25.920
The first 25 moves of this game were unbelievable.

01:24:25.920 --> 01:24:29.360
You would not possibly tell me that these guys are rated.

01:24:29.360 --> 01:24:30.840
This game was the first game they played.

01:24:30.840 --> 01:24:32.800
Doesn't matter that these guys are 2 and 300.

01:24:32.800 --> 01:24:35.360
My guys over here, Queen takes.

01:24:35.360 --> 01:24:37.280
Jinxie spots, Queen takes, Pawn broke.

01:24:37.280 --> 01:24:39.280
Some of you rated 900 wouldn't have even spotted

01:24:39.280 --> 01:24:40.400
that that Pawn was hanging.

01:24:40.400 --> 01:24:43.440
Really, especially in Blitz, especially with two,

01:24:43.440 --> 01:24:45.840
300,000 people watching this Queen C5,

01:24:45.840 --> 01:24:47.800
excellent developing move from Joe.

01:24:47.800 --> 01:24:50.480
Look at this game.

01:24:50.480 --> 01:24:51.800
This was an amazing game.

01:24:51.800 --> 01:24:53.280
I know the eval bar is jumping

01:24:53.280 --> 01:24:55.720
because the computer doesn't like some of the moves trading

01:24:55.720 --> 01:24:58.880
and then Jinxie castling here and then Rupi won.

01:24:58.880 --> 01:25:01.360
He blunders this pawn but he protects himself,

01:25:01.360 --> 01:25:04.720
plays F5, launches a counter attack with F4,

01:25:04.720 --> 01:25:08.560
Rook F5, Queen F7, guys it's been 20 moves.

01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:10.720
I understand the computer things that white is much better

01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:12.840
but nobody has made a significant blunder.

01:25:12.840 --> 01:25:15.240
Unfortunately now that's gonna end

01:25:15.240 --> 01:25:16.880
and Joe right here plays G3.

01:25:16.880 --> 01:25:19.520
And dude I remember when Joe did that

01:25:19.520 --> 01:25:21.520
like that has to be bad. I remember saying...

01:25:21.520 --> 01:25:26.960
As you get better at chess, you never ever ever even consider moving the pawns in front of your king

01:25:26.960 --> 01:25:31.280
because I would do that all the time when I was starting and let me like beat it into my skull to

01:25:31.280 --> 01:25:36.800
not do that. Just open up the attack and then Joe totally panics and straight up hangs his queen

01:25:36.800 --> 01:25:40.320
and that's why you are rated whatever you are. It's because the variance of your moves, right?

01:25:40.320 --> 01:25:46.720
Like at some point you're probably gonna come back to earth but Jynxc picks it up. Rook f3, queen f2.

01:25:46.720 --> 01:25:49.800
I mean just like the freaking Terminator goes in.

01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:51.320
Was that instant mate, wow?

01:25:51.320 --> 01:25:54.400
I told Joe before the tournament, he didn't have as much practice as Jinxsy,

01:25:54.400 --> 01:25:56.160
but I told him he was a top half finisher.

01:25:56.160 --> 01:25:58.720
He was definitely going to make it to the semifinals,

01:25:58.720 --> 01:26:01.000
just on like natural ability and intellect

01:26:01.000 --> 01:26:03.240
and the ability to absorb information.

01:26:03.240 --> 01:26:05.880
And now we go to the semifinal.

01:26:05.880 --> 01:26:08.320
And the semifinals are as follows.

01:26:08.320 --> 01:26:12.920
Jinxsy steak, two games, Joe versus Onypixel.

01:26:12.920 --> 01:26:19.400
On a pixel German guy probably rated four or five hundred if I had to guess, but doesn't know about

01:26:19.400 --> 01:26:23.640
stalemate and I know that you would think that you would know that is a 400 but gameplay very,

01:26:23.640 --> 01:26:28.440
very, very decent player. I think Jinxied now is probably also around 400 level best of two.

01:26:31.400 --> 01:26:38.120
Guys this game this game was both incredible and horrific. Yo bro this game

01:26:38.120 --> 01:26:45.120
game. Bro game one against

01:26:45.120 --> 01:26:46.120
stake. I believe I was up 19

01:26:46.120 --> 01:26:48.120
material and then ended up in

01:26:48.120 --> 01:26:50.120
the most losing position ever

01:26:50.120 --> 01:26:52.120
and then ended up stalemating

01:26:52.120 --> 01:26:54.120
because steak like lost his

01:26:54.120 --> 01:26:55.120
mind and started leaving the

01:26:55.120 --> 01:26:56.120
game.

01:26:56.120 --> 01:26:57.120
Jamesy started out with his

01:26:57.120 --> 01:26:59.120
typical opening that he went

01:26:59.120 --> 01:27:01.120
here and took the night like

01:27:01.120 --> 01:27:02.120
this and steak is playing

01:27:02.120 --> 01:27:04.120
great too by the way rookie

01:27:04.120 --> 01:27:06.120
one queen II like very good

01:27:06.120 --> 01:27:11.800
game and then here Jinxie spawns a 320 rated player who three weeks ago was

01:27:11.800 --> 01:27:18.920
chewing on the pieces and in this what he no he's a he's a great guy I'm only

01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:26.800
teasing rookie won and 95 and he spotted that after this the queen is

01:27:26.800 --> 01:27:31.480
trapped three weeks ago he did brother this was my favorite player the

01:27:31.480 --> 01:27:33.240
tournament and I ended up like choking the game

01:27:33.240 --> 01:27:35.360
He didn't know how to play chess.

01:27:35.360 --> 01:27:36.120
Then he took.

01:27:36.120 --> 01:27:37.680
Because I threatened the queen.

01:27:37.680 --> 01:27:40.200
Queen moves to the corner, and then the queen just trapped.

01:27:40.200 --> 01:27:41.400
The queen was trapped.

01:27:41.400 --> 01:27:43.320
And then right here, Stake literally

01:27:43.320 --> 01:27:44.480
didn't move for two minutes.

01:27:44.480 --> 01:27:46.560
He was thinking about how I could protect his queen.

01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:47.640
He won the queen.

01:27:47.640 --> 01:27:49.480
And then he won the rook.

01:27:49.480 --> 01:27:51.560
And here, what you need to do as a beginner

01:27:51.560 --> 01:27:53.160
is you need to just make sure there's never

01:27:53.160 --> 01:27:54.440
a back-ranked checkmate.

01:27:54.440 --> 01:27:56.120
As the coach, I'm always looking for ways

01:27:56.120 --> 01:27:57.200
you can lose a position.

01:27:59.800 --> 01:28:02.000
And I said during the broadcast that the only way

01:28:02.000 --> 01:28:05.600
lose was a backranked checkmate so you need to make room with your pawns. So

01:28:05.600 --> 01:28:10.280
Rook B1 or what you need to do is you need to combat him with the pawn here

01:28:10.280 --> 01:28:14.560
and you have an extra queen you need to use the queen. In this position you need

01:28:14.560 --> 01:28:17.440
to go trade the rook that's what you need to do and that's what he started

01:28:17.440 --> 01:28:21.400
doing. Queen takes pawn again. You probably need to push one of the pawns

01:28:21.400 --> 01:28:25.640
of your king. Now if you're a beginner, opposite and backwards moves to

01:28:25.640 --> 01:28:29.520
your pieces are super important. When the bishop comes to E2 you got to

01:28:29.520 --> 01:28:33.720
realize your queen controls that diagonal both guys miss it both of them

01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:39.680
totally blank rookie shade is the move and what steak was trying to go for here

01:28:39.680 --> 01:28:43.000
was a background checkmate and he straight up almost got it he straight up

01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:46.720
almost got a background checkmate great comeback play from him look here

01:28:46.720 --> 01:28:50.320
jinxie is completely winning here he needs to not panic he needs to just give

01:28:50.320 --> 01:28:54.160
some check I can't even watch this again my head exploded right here I had a

01:28:54.160 --> 01:28:58.760
mental break I had a mental breakdown here and now ladies and gentlemen may

01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:05.200
I present to you a generational throw when Jinxie was playing this game. I thought the tournament was over

01:29:05.200 --> 01:29:09.960
I thought there was absolutely no chance that he was going to win the tournament after this game

01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:11.960
I just thought he was going to be completely tilted

01:29:12.120 --> 01:29:20.960
Jinxie at this point proceeds not to deliver Maiden one. This is Maiden one. How is that me? Oh my god because the bishop I

01:29:21.400 --> 01:29:26.280
Don't know why he didn't play this move like even by accident. Just give a check right he went here

01:29:26.280 --> 01:29:32.020
and then he attacked the rook and steak threatened the backrank checkmate by

01:29:32.020 --> 01:29:38.340
blundering his rook in one move which Jinxie panicked and defended. I can't watch

01:29:38.340 --> 01:29:45.140
this. Oh my god I'm not bad! And then went here and then lost his other rook and then

01:29:45.140 --> 01:29:50.460
lost two rooks in two moves. He lost both rooks to the king which is insane but

01:29:50.460 --> 01:29:53.700
now I was like well there's no backrank made so he needs to bring his queen

01:29:53.700 --> 01:29:57.180
and he needs to go you know win the pawns and he started doing that he you

01:29:57.180 --> 01:30:00.820
know he started me I mean Bishop you want is insane such a passive move you

01:30:00.820 --> 01:30:03.660
need to go hump the king you got to realize that the pawns protect the

01:30:03.660 --> 01:30:08.820
queen as you get close and he did spawn it right here Queen f6 he needs to put

01:30:08.820 --> 01:30:13.140
the pawn and the queen forward together and folks the next move Jinxie all I

01:30:13.140 --> 01:30:16.660
have to do is move my pawn here and it's protected folks were telling me he

01:30:16.660 --> 01:30:19.740
said it was a miss click I don't know if it was a miss click the brain just

01:30:19.740 --> 01:30:26.020
didn't click, something didn't click, he went here. And this man managed. Yeah. So what I

01:30:26.020 --> 01:30:30.420
was trying to do was, well, I shouldn't move my pawn here, but I was trying to move my queen

01:30:30.420 --> 01:30:37.900
here. Because the pawn will protect it. But I didn't mean to do that. Not only to lose

01:30:37.900 --> 01:30:46.380
his queen here, he managed to lose the entire game. His opponent promoted the rook, promoted

01:30:46.380 --> 01:30:50.680
the Rook kept the Rook promoted the pawn won the pawn and then

01:30:53.280 --> 01:30:54.380
stalemated him.

01:30:56.980 --> 01:31:00.480
When I tell you that the so now this was a repetition stalemate

01:31:00.480 --> 01:31:00.880
chat.

01:31:02.280 --> 01:31:04.780
You how does repetition stalemate work?

01:31:06.180 --> 01:31:06.580
Is it

01:31:08.680 --> 01:31:11.080
chat? How does repetition stalemate work?

01:31:12.280 --> 01:31:13.380
Oh, it's because I can't move.

01:31:13.380 --> 01:31:19.380
There is no such thing.

01:31:19.380 --> 01:31:20.380
Both three same moves.

01:31:20.380 --> 01:31:25.380
Okay, so if three people do the same move three times, then it's, I see.

01:31:25.380 --> 01:31:28.380
Conclusion of this game made me absolutely.

01:31:28.380 --> 01:31:30.380
Yeah, because I can't move.

01:31:30.380 --> 01:31:31.380
Wow.

01:31:31.380 --> 01:31:33.380
Fundamentally malfunction.

01:31:33.380 --> 01:31:34.380
That is an understatement.

01:31:34.380 --> 01:31:36.380
I have covered this tournament for five hours.

01:31:36.380 --> 01:31:42.380
I am recording this 30 minutes after the tournament is finished because that is what we do on this channel.

01:31:42.380 --> 01:31:46.100
Folks if you want to checkmate somebody with a queen in a rook you have to learn ladder mate

01:31:46.100 --> 01:31:48.480
I'm not gonna teach you a ladder mate here ladder mate. I

01:31:49.100 --> 01:31:55.460
Am gonna teach you so but also it's like it's good to do like the method or whatever like it's good to do ladder

01:31:55.460 --> 01:31:57.460
main stuff, but also just like

01:31:58.660 --> 01:32:03.420
Running your king at me is so insane like you're you're none of your

01:32:04.420 --> 01:32:08.720
Nothing is even threatened. All you have to do is just keep checking me until I eventually have nowhere to go

01:32:08.720 --> 01:32:13.660
like I actually I don't even know what happened and stakes had here. I think he

01:32:13.660 --> 01:32:17.540
was just completely having a panic attack. To a row apart from each other like

01:32:17.540 --> 01:32:23.540
that and then you shuffle one by one shuffle one by one. King doesn't make a

01:32:23.540 --> 01:32:29.180
king keep the king out of it unless you only have one piece. Oh my goodness and

01:32:29.180 --> 01:32:33.540
that brought us to this game and this was the most for the next three games

01:32:33.540 --> 01:32:36.740
that I have. I think this was my best game of the tournament game two against

01:32:36.740 --> 01:32:41.980
I was so nervous, bro. I shouldn't have even drew the first game and that I'm getting lucky in drawing and I was like

01:32:42.580 --> 01:32:45.820
Bro, I'm so shit, but I need to like shake it off for you are

01:32:46.900 --> 01:32:53.580
Truly for a person that learned chess about two to three weeks ago is some of the most impressive chess

01:32:54.260 --> 01:32:55.700
ever

01:32:55.700 --> 01:33:02.660
This dude is a beginner with hundreds of thousands of people watching everybody is streaming the tournament everybody and just that commas covering it

01:33:02.660 --> 01:33:07.660
high pressure, in his own words he doesn't win tournaments very often, always gets knocked out in the first round.

01:33:07.660 --> 01:33:09.660
Watch what happens in this game.

01:33:09.660 --> 01:33:15.660
Jinxie gets himself a bad position, because the car mechanic can be tricky if you don't know all of the secrets.

01:33:15.660 --> 01:33:16.660
He loses his knight.

01:33:16.660 --> 01:33:17.660
Oh.

01:33:17.660 --> 01:33:22.660
Stake doesn't take it, and you know, black is totally losing from the opening,

01:33:22.660 --> 01:33:29.660
but Jinxie claws back, gives a check, and then here he needed to follow it up.

01:33:29.660 --> 01:33:31.660
Oh that would have been nasty.

01:33:31.660 --> 01:33:34.660
That would have been gross, that would have been such a gross follow-up.

01:33:34.660 --> 01:33:40.660
Oh, and another haymaker tried to get us queen in with the trade, but he backed up, and then here he's completely lost.

01:33:40.660 --> 01:33:49.660
I mean, his knight is trapped. He only has one legal move. He finds it, and then he consolidates really nicely here.

01:33:49.660 --> 01:33:57.660
Like, brings all his pieces together, trades the pawn, bishop here, trades the rook, and now Jinxie finds.

01:33:57.660 --> 01:34:04.980
And I do mean this when I say this is the great maybe the greatest and luckiest move a

01:34:05.700 --> 01:34:10.800
Beginner chess player has ever made has ever made really has ever made given circumstances

01:34:13.020 --> 01:34:15.620
Chinksy played pawn to f5

01:34:16.980 --> 01:34:20.000
The computer thinks that this is the best move

01:34:20.000 --> 01:34:28.600
But this is the luckiest, most genius move ever played by somebody at this level.

01:34:28.600 --> 01:34:33.720
When the move Pawn 2 of 5 happens, the first thing is that the pawn is attacking the queen.

01:34:33.720 --> 01:34:38.120
Normally you discard a move like this because you can just take en passant.

01:34:38.120 --> 01:34:41.560
The passant, they both don't know about passant, they forget about passant.

01:34:41.560 --> 01:34:45.400
But the other thing is when you play this movie, your queen is hanging.

01:34:45.400 --> 01:34:49.320
But why can't you take your queen?

01:34:49.320 --> 01:34:54.680
Because if they take your queen, you take with check, you take the rook first and then and

01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:56.440
only then do you take the queen.

01:34:56.440 --> 01:35:00.480
And if the queen tries to save itself, you take it and then you take the rook.

01:35:00.480 --> 01:35:06.080
F5 hangs the queen, but it's untouchable because of this and the queen attacks the

01:35:06.080 --> 01:35:08.680
rook.

01:35:08.680 --> 01:35:14.240
So the only move here is pawn takes f6, rook h7, rook h7, queen h7, queen g6 or

01:35:14.240 --> 01:35:20.420
Queen e6, queen e6. What? I did not even see that. What the fuck? But here is how the

01:35:20.420 --> 01:35:28.620
game concludes. Queen e2. Rook takes rook is free. Jinxi and stake don't see that. Instead

01:35:28.620 --> 01:35:35.620
Jinxi plays queen takes d4 and then in this position instead of completely just going forward

01:35:35.620 --> 01:35:41.460
and taking the bishop, he's like, wait a minute, let me solve this first. Boom, boom.

01:35:41.460 --> 01:35:44.780
Then he forks the queen and the bishop.

01:35:44.780 --> 01:35:47.060
Then he takes the bishop.

01:35:47.060 --> 01:35:50.740
And White misses that his bishop is attacking the queen.

01:35:50.740 --> 01:35:53.980
Jinxie goes here, and if that wasn't impressive enough,

01:35:53.980 --> 01:35:57.420
this man spots that the queen is defended by the knight.

01:35:57.420 --> 01:36:00.540
Queen B2 made, Queen B2 made played

01:36:00.540 --> 01:36:03.300
by my former 120 rated prodigy.

01:36:03.300 --> 01:36:06.980
I would, this must be the feeling

01:36:06.980 --> 01:36:09.820
when you watch a child play a soccer game.

01:36:09.820 --> 01:36:12.100
Like this must be what it's like to watch a kid.

01:36:12.100 --> 01:36:12.940
I don't have a kid.

01:36:12.940 --> 01:36:13.780
I have a dog.

01:36:13.780 --> 01:36:14.620
He's basically my son.

01:36:14.620 --> 01:36:18.100
I love him like, you know, like we are like blood relatives.

01:36:18.100 --> 01:36:23.100
But I could not believe what this man did.

01:36:23.180 --> 01:36:26.740
Queen B2, the comeback to clutch it.

01:36:26.740 --> 01:36:30.220
F5, just unbelievable.

01:36:30.220 --> 01:36:32.820
And then like spawning this, this and the fork.

01:36:32.820 --> 01:36:35.100
I mean, just.

01:36:35.100 --> 01:36:36.840
And so he's in the finals.

01:36:36.840 --> 01:36:40.800
And I was really hoping that Joe B would be on a pixel.

01:36:40.800 --> 01:36:42.200
On a pixel was very solid.

01:36:42.200 --> 01:36:43.040
This was their game.

01:36:43.040 --> 01:36:44.040
I'm going to quickly go through it

01:36:44.040 --> 01:36:45.480
and then I'm going to show you the final.

01:36:45.480 --> 01:36:47.160
Joe was still blunder prone.

01:36:47.160 --> 01:36:51.040
He didn't have enough practice.

01:36:51.040 --> 01:36:52.480
I didn't get to see this game.

01:36:52.480 --> 01:36:58.240
Because of that, he was making some mistakes.

01:36:58.240 --> 01:36:59.840
He was making mistakes.

01:36:59.840 --> 01:37:03.800
And he still made a comeback in this game

01:37:03.800 --> 01:37:06.680
and got a great position at four.

01:37:06.680 --> 01:37:08.540
And here black is actually just like winning.

01:37:08.540 --> 01:37:10.980
Like I think after F4, I mean, he has a minus three advantage

01:37:10.980 --> 01:37:13.340
with black, but it's a little hard to figure out why.

01:37:13.340 --> 01:37:14.380
He's up a bunch of pawns.

01:37:14.380 --> 01:37:17.020
The best move is to trade the queen, you know,

01:37:17.020 --> 01:37:19.460
and then like somehow to, you know, he's a pawns.

01:37:19.460 --> 01:37:23.500
It's not so simple, but after pawn takes F3, Rook F3,

01:37:23.500 --> 01:37:24.340
he went Rook before

01:37:24.340 --> 01:37:25.900
and he couldn't make more progress.

01:37:25.900 --> 01:37:28.060
He needed to find a way to move his bishop in his knight

01:37:28.060 --> 01:37:31.180
and on a pixel, sharp, talented.

01:37:31.180 --> 01:37:34.500
Joe would be good at chess if he, if he just,

01:37:34.500 --> 01:37:36.100
if Joe trained as much as I trained,

01:37:36.100 --> 01:37:38.260
Joe would probably just be better than me.

01:37:38.260 --> 01:37:40.940
Because like Joe was setting up so well

01:37:40.940 --> 01:37:43.460
and his like ideas were so good,

01:37:43.460 --> 01:37:46.380
but Joe would just blunder and not really know why.

01:37:46.380 --> 01:37:47.220
You know.

01:37:47.220 --> 01:37:48.140
But if Joe trained Joe would be good.

01:37:48.140 --> 01:37:48.980
Finds a way.

01:37:48.980 --> 01:37:50.420
He's not very good at checkmating,

01:37:50.420 --> 01:37:52.340
but Joe kind of panicked and you know,

01:37:52.340 --> 01:37:53.660
Queen C6, rookie four,

01:37:53.660 --> 01:37:55.740
and Black was trying to get stalemated.

01:37:55.740 --> 01:37:57.740
He won the second game.

01:37:57.740 --> 01:38:00.220
He was winning for the entire game on a pixel.

01:38:00.220 --> 01:38:02.020
And then he had like a bunch of mates

01:38:02.020 --> 01:38:03.900
and he was trying to mate and then he was trying to mate

01:38:03.900 --> 01:38:05.540
and he doesn't know ladder mate.

01:38:05.540 --> 01:38:07.440
They managed to stalemate.

01:38:07.440 --> 01:38:09.340
Only a pixel stalemated Joe Bartolozzi.

01:38:09.340 --> 01:38:11.780
Only stalemated again?

01:38:11.780 --> 01:38:14.540
Bro, all he has to do is just check them.

01:38:14.540 --> 01:38:16.420
What the fuck?

01:38:16.420 --> 01:38:17.380
23 points.

01:38:17.380 --> 01:38:19.700
Only stalemated again?

01:38:19.700 --> 01:38:22.040
Twice.

01:38:22.040 --> 01:38:25.660
Material, which is really impressive.

01:38:25.660 --> 01:38:28.300
But Joe was plus four in this game, so my student.

01:38:28.300 --> 01:38:31.020
Two days ago, we did a chess lesson.

01:38:31.020 --> 01:38:33.300
This band grinded for two days on Cheslat Tam

01:38:33.300 --> 01:38:35.900
and had two winning positions against the ultimate finalist,

01:38:35.900 --> 01:38:37.940
which is sensational.

01:38:38.900 --> 01:38:41.900
And so I present to you Jinxie-

01:38:41.900 --> 01:38:42.740
Sanamak!

01:38:42.740 --> 01:38:43.580
Sanamak!

01:38:43.580 --> 01:38:44.400
Sanamak!

01:38:44.400 --> 01:38:45.580
The championship of the seventh edition

01:38:45.580 --> 01:38:47.300
of the PogChamp tournament.

01:38:47.300 --> 01:38:49.280
On a pixel German guy, smart guy,

01:38:50.140 --> 01:38:52.340
Germans by the way, third biggest audience on this channel.

01:38:52.340 --> 01:38:53.260
I don't know if you know that.

01:38:53.260 --> 01:38:55.420
So say India.

01:38:55.420 --> 01:38:57.220
And then it's like UK and Germany very close.

01:38:57.220 --> 01:39:01.780
So Germans representing, Germans left chess.

01:39:01.780 --> 01:39:03.020
This was the first game.

01:39:03.300 --> 01:39:14.340
Jinxie panicked 94 you know you got to jump in with the night you got to threaten this you got a trade night for night

01:39:15.140 --> 01:39:17.140
Maybe bring the night back and forward

01:39:17.460 --> 01:39:21.500
Total malfunction here from Jinxie got nervous put his night here Bishop

01:39:23.020 --> 01:39:28.060
He just I mean that hangs the piece even if this night is not in there bro because I thought it was a trade

01:39:28.060 --> 01:39:32.180
But I didn't I wasn't I think I mean three things see that that doesn't

01:39:32.180 --> 01:39:38.660
pure panic boom boom boom we're losing okay we're losing in the finals right that's bad that's a

01:39:38.660 --> 01:39:45.540
drill I was losing in the finals but like I just had this confidence bro I was like I just got to

01:39:45.540 --> 01:39:52.180
get the king in that weird spot and then everything just flows after that bro I had like I think two

01:39:52.180 --> 01:39:57.380
checkmates yesterday where I was down material I was down material and I just checkedmate it

01:39:57.380 --> 01:40:01.300
because like if you can get the king in a weird spot bro it doesn't really matter what the

01:40:01.300 --> 01:40:05.920
the material that's a full way to start okay now we need to keep as many as I

01:40:05.920 --> 01:40:14.380
was like a fucking Terminator board as we can and not panic so e4 trade I hated

01:40:14.380 --> 01:40:18.060
his next move like it you know he jinx he's very good at not trading when he's

01:40:18.060 --> 01:40:21.940
losing and he was trading when he was losing and you know he was trying his

01:40:21.940 --> 01:40:25.100
best to defend himself on an attack this pawn and then in the previous

01:40:25.100 --> 01:40:28.420
game jinx he had defended against the rook attack by pushing his pawn he

01:40:28.420 --> 01:40:32.500
didn't he went here and then he's just like let I was you could tell that the

01:40:32.500 --> 01:40:37.060
nerves were there like he was not fully locked in but the game went on for a

01:40:37.060 --> 01:40:44.980
little bit longer and Jinxie the only mistake on a pixel made the only one

01:40:44.980 --> 01:40:50.580
he blocked his bishop from seeing his pawn Jinxie pounce yeah I saw that

01:40:50.580 --> 01:40:53.660
immediately bro I was in a cold with Odeon I said bro you just fucked up

01:40:53.660 --> 01:40:57.900
this is because now your bishop is just his bishop can't do anything

01:40:57.900 --> 01:41:05.140
The sign of a player like took his bitch about a game that is not a 300 this man is playing this tournament at the strength of somebody in the

01:41:05.640 --> 01:41:06.860
5 and 6 hundreds and

01:41:06.860 --> 01:41:12.120
The ability to spot rook takes pawn under pressure look at the clock by the way clock is very important

01:41:12.120 --> 01:41:15.360
They're playing five minute with five second bonus not five zero

01:41:16.180 --> 01:41:18.500
Now here I present to you

01:41:19.140 --> 01:41:23.540
Once again, not the luckiest move a beginner made. Why does my position get so good?

01:41:23.540 --> 01:41:26.740
Let it go in that scenario.

01:41:26.740 --> 01:41:32.020
This was the most advanced sequence of moves that Jim C

01:41:32.020 --> 01:41:32.520
played.

01:41:32.520 --> 01:41:36.140
If I gave this position, most advanced sequence of moves,

01:41:36.140 --> 01:41:37.700
we'd have to watch this.

01:41:37.700 --> 01:41:40.540
This was the most advanced sequence of moves that Jim C

01:41:40.540 --> 01:41:41.040
played.

01:41:41.040 --> 01:41:44.780
If I gave this position to 300s all around the world,

01:41:44.780 --> 01:41:47.540
1,000 of them, less than 1% of them

01:41:47.540 --> 01:41:49.460
would come up with this sequence.

01:41:49.460 --> 01:41:58.340
check which is playable rookie one to give this check and then not just see like oh my

01:41:58.340 --> 01:42:01.860
rook is hanging you know i gotta move in case you guys haven't caught it on chat the rook is my

01:42:01.860 --> 01:42:08.100
favorite piece bro i i actually want to have sex with him bro like whenever those sees open files

01:42:08.100 --> 01:42:13.540
with the rook you kind of just win the game bro good but to bring the pass because now it's

01:42:13.540 --> 01:42:19.540
It's like, well, you can't kill my rook, and another check's coming together, infiltrating.

01:42:19.540 --> 01:42:21.480
Jinxie is really good with his rooks.

01:42:21.480 --> 01:42:23.740
He understands what rooks have to do.

01:42:23.740 --> 01:42:25.220
Rook b2 is crazy.

01:42:25.220 --> 01:42:27.180
Now it's made in 7, but it's unfindable.

01:42:27.180 --> 01:42:29.220
Yeah, because now your rook's just out of the game.

01:42:29.220 --> 01:42:36.060
To play rook e7, king f6, and now the only winning move for white is d5, making space

01:42:36.060 --> 01:42:37.580
for the queen to attack the king.

01:42:37.580 --> 01:42:38.580
Oh, I didn't see that.

01:42:38.580 --> 01:42:41.140
And you are defending both checks.

01:42:41.140 --> 01:42:43.800
There are no checks from the opponent that could do any damage.

01:42:43.800 --> 01:42:48.240
If you start with Queen C3, there's Queen D1 and that's really, really bad.

01:42:48.240 --> 01:42:53.320
So this game, Jynxi goes C5 and now is losing.

01:42:53.320 --> 01:42:58.960
If and only if, on a pixel, plays Queen to F3, threatening a mate.

01:42:58.960 --> 01:43:03.720
Queen F3, Queen F1 is the only move and then you trade and you escape with the

01:43:03.720 --> 01:43:04.720
Bishop.

01:43:04.720 --> 01:43:05.720
Well that makes sense.

01:43:05.720 --> 01:43:08.080
I just got to get my Queen to the Bishop and why didn't I do that?

01:43:08.080 --> 01:43:16.120
see goes rook f8, king g7, and takes the bishop, which to me is the best move.

01:43:16.120 --> 01:43:18.920
Now black wins by infiltrating with the queen.

01:43:18.920 --> 01:43:21.320
He has to go here.

01:43:21.320 --> 01:43:25.560
This is the only sequence of moves, and I don't think that at this level it is particularly

01:43:25.560 --> 01:43:26.560
findable.

01:43:26.560 --> 01:43:34.720
You have to go here, here, and then you find rooks to c1 check.

01:43:34.720 --> 01:43:42.300
opponent his opponent low time picks up the queen and puts it here and I don't

01:43:42.300 --> 01:43:48.060
know like I feel like he was coming with the queen oh he might have very well

01:43:48.060 --> 01:43:52.500
won this game because the only way to stop yourself getting made it here is to

01:43:52.500 --> 01:43:55.420
probably play Queen to F1 and I don't know if Jinxie would have spotted that

01:43:55.420 --> 01:44:00.500
but that was the move but after Queen G5 it is a methodical conclusion to the

01:44:00.500 --> 01:44:03.700
game and Jinxie picks up the win I mean he put a lot of clock pressure on

01:44:03.700 --> 01:44:08.260
opponent 15 seconds is not a lot of time and that brings us to the conclusion of the

01:44:08.260 --> 01:44:11.300
three week March April 2026.

01:44:11.300 --> 01:44:14.900
My favorite thing though is like whenever there was like an obvious checkmate and I don't

01:44:14.900 --> 01:44:20.300
mean like the like keyboard warriors in the chapter like there's mate and one you just

01:44:20.300 --> 01:44:21.300
didn't see it.

01:44:21.300 --> 01:44:23.180
Yeah bro I'm not good at the game.

01:44:23.180 --> 01:44:26.700
Whenever there was an obvious mate I would like pounce on it every time.

01:44:26.700 --> 01:44:28.700
And I mean painfully obvious.

01:44:28.700 --> 01:44:32.900
I mean obvious for pre-annual because a week ago I wasn't seeing those obvious

01:44:32.900 --> 01:44:33.740
This is fucking me.

01:44:33.740 --> 01:44:36.180
Jynxie, chess, saga in collaboration

01:44:36.180 --> 01:44:37.780
with yours truly Gotham chess,

01:44:37.780 --> 01:44:39.380
truly an incredible experience.

01:44:39.380 --> 01:44:42.100
We have, Jynxie and I, our collaborations,

01:44:42.100 --> 01:44:44.140
long form, short form, have probably gotten

01:44:44.140 --> 01:44:45.940
like 200 million views.

01:44:45.940 --> 01:44:46.780
Bro.

01:44:46.780 --> 01:44:47.620
And that is mind blowing.

01:44:47.620 --> 01:44:48.580
That is not 200 million people.

01:44:48.580 --> 01:44:49.660
People rewatch stuff.

01:44:49.660 --> 01:44:51.500
But so many millions of people

01:44:51.500 --> 01:44:54.380
over this two, three week period have gotten into chess.

01:44:54.380 --> 01:44:56.820
And it's purely off of good vibes in collaboration.

01:44:56.820 --> 01:44:57.820
That is insane.

01:44:57.820 --> 01:44:59.340
And this is the conclusion of it all.

01:44:59.340 --> 01:45:01.780
And this game, yes, will also have

01:45:01.780 --> 01:45:05.540
a beautiful ending, truly fitting of a beginner match.

01:45:05.540 --> 01:45:08.540
Jinxie played his pyramid, he played his Karo-Khan,

01:45:08.540 --> 01:45:11.560
and he got an absolutely fantastic position.

01:45:11.560 --> 01:45:13.260
This is the position after nine moves.

01:45:13.260 --> 01:45:15.060
Jinxie is playing up until this point,

01:45:15.060 --> 01:45:17.860
like there's a two in front of his rating,

01:45:17.860 --> 01:45:19.660
along with the 338.

01:45:19.660 --> 01:45:24.340
This is a Grand Master level opening with Black, truly.

01:45:24.340 --> 01:45:25.780
Truly Grand Master level.

01:45:27.340 --> 01:45:28.180
What?

01:45:29.740 --> 01:45:30.580
What?

01:45:31.780 --> 01:45:36.520
Now the winning plan here for black the computer things the position is already so good that

01:45:37.660 --> 01:45:40.380
You can go queen f6 queen h6 and

01:45:41.180 --> 01:45:46.140
G5 g4 and just like attack the king and get and get it over with now

01:45:46.140 --> 01:45:50.260
This game takes a little bit slower to develop pawn break from Jinxie on a pixel goes queen a4 and

01:45:51.780 --> 01:45:55.400
At this point, I could not believe what Jinxie played

01:45:56.380 --> 01:46:00.460
He spotted that the knight was defending the bishop and

01:46:00.460 --> 01:46:03.540
and play Bishop to G4.

01:46:03.540 --> 01:46:09.020
Like, this is how chess works.

01:46:09.020 --> 01:46:13.740
You play it and your brain starts picking things up. You start putting puzzle pieces

01:46:13.740 --> 01:46:14.420
together.

01:46:14.420 --> 01:46:18.560
White missed it. Take, take. Knight takes D2.

01:46:18.560 --> 01:46:21.940
Jinxie is completely winning in the second game and it's a best of two.

01:46:21.940 --> 01:46:25.300
It's over. So White goes here.

01:46:25.300 --> 01:46:28.540
Now it's never too late to make a blunder. At this point,

01:46:28.540 --> 01:46:30.840
when your attack has been stomped and your knight is hanging,

01:46:30.840 --> 01:46:32.380
it's never too late to lose your pieces,

01:46:32.380 --> 01:46:33.880
Jynxc brought the queen back.

01:46:35.880 --> 01:46:36.800
Just insane.

01:46:36.800 --> 01:46:39.200
Rook d194 and right here,

01:46:39.200 --> 01:46:40.380
queen f6 on the board.

01:46:40.380 --> 01:46:42.240
Queen f6 is a mistake.

01:46:42.240 --> 01:46:45.280
Jynxc saw that if his knight were to be lost,

01:46:45.280 --> 01:46:47.520
he would take the bishop but he forgot,

01:46:47.520 --> 01:46:49.080
but that calculation was good.

01:46:49.080 --> 01:46:52.320
He forgot that white can go here first and then take.

01:46:52.320 --> 01:46:54.220
And then white is winning.

01:46:54.220 --> 01:46:55.920
Now the best move after a bishop takes knight

01:46:55.920 --> 01:46:58.020
is actually to play rook to b8,

01:46:58.020 --> 01:47:03.020
which is Asvishansvuk, which both of these guys will understand,

01:47:03.140 --> 01:47:05.620
and you attack the queen, defend the knight.

01:47:05.620 --> 01:47:07.340
Yeah, but what is Asvishansvuk?

01:47:07.340 --> 01:47:09.180
What is that?

01:47:09.180 --> 01:47:10.380
So what is that?

01:47:10.380 --> 01:47:11.220
What is that?

01:47:11.220 --> 01:47:12.660
What is that?

01:47:12.660 --> 01:47:13.820
Asvishanvuk.

01:47:15.880 --> 01:47:16.880
What does that mean?

01:47:19.660 --> 01:47:21.700
In between, in between move.

01:47:21.700 --> 01:47:23.700
Okay, okay, okay.

01:47:23.700 --> 01:47:24.820
Okay, okay.

01:47:24.820 --> 01:47:26.820
And you take this on the next move.

01:47:26.820 --> 01:47:29.520
and then white would go here and you would, you know, anyway.

01:47:29.520 --> 01:47:30.400
Doesn't matter.

01:47:30.400 --> 01:47:32.520
Because only pixel went here, here,

01:47:32.520 --> 01:47:34.220
and black is completely winning.

01:47:34.220 --> 01:47:36.120
And now you play queen f2,

01:47:36.120 --> 01:47:39.120
at a minimum when you are winning a one out of two match,

01:47:39.120 --> 01:47:40.320
you can just make a draw here.

01:47:40.320 --> 01:47:42.500
You can play queen f3, queen f2.

01:47:42.500 --> 01:47:44.160
However, what I always like to say is

01:47:44.160 --> 01:47:46.840
you can sacrifice material in front of a king

01:47:46.840 --> 01:47:48.460
if you have two more attacking pieces

01:47:48.460 --> 01:47:49.600
than they have defenders.

01:47:49.600 --> 01:47:51.000
And bishop takes g3,

01:47:51.000 --> 01:47:52.680
he's a fatal blow to the king

01:47:52.680 --> 01:47:53.840
because you threaten mate,

01:47:53.840 --> 01:47:55.320
and if pawn takes this,

01:47:55.320 --> 01:47:59.320
Very straightforward to calculate, but as a beginner, it's not easy to sacrifice pieces.

01:47:59.320 --> 01:48:03.000
Even this gets the job done, both of these things, and that is also going to be made.

01:48:04.200 --> 01:48:07.320
Wow, I just got to see that, bro. I got to see that.

01:48:07.320 --> 01:48:11.320
Okay, Jinxie plays Rb8. He's not strong enough to spot that yet.

01:48:11.320 --> 01:48:15.720
He can still end the game in a draw, but he plays Nf2, and now it's made.

01:48:15.720 --> 01:48:17.720
It's made on the board, N2h3. Unbelievable.

01:48:18.440 --> 01:48:19.560
Oh, that's made.

01:48:19.560 --> 01:48:24.360
Okay, he takes the rook, and now he has this, and I was worried,

01:48:24.360 --> 01:48:28.520
is going to blunder a queen e2 check, but he plays this, it's made in one once again,

01:48:28.520 --> 01:48:31.720
but we one last time have a plot twist at the end.

01:48:34.040 --> 01:48:36.440
Because in this position, instead of check-baiting on h5,

01:48:37.160 --> 01:48:42.360
Jamesy spotted the only other available queen check, and I literally on stream said,

01:48:42.360 --> 01:48:45.480
just don't play queen f1 check, and that is exactly what he played,

01:48:45.480 --> 01:48:48.680
and he threw the entire tournament with this move. Not the entire tournament,

01:48:48.680 --> 01:48:51.080
he could have won the tiebreak, and he still could have won this game,

01:48:51.080 --> 01:48:56.520
and I will tell you his position is so good that like you know black's position is still very decent

01:48:56.520 --> 01:49:01.800
he has two rooks versus queen and knight and his king is totally safe like with black here you

01:49:01.800 --> 01:49:06.920
just changed the strategy you're no longer playing for my queen in the finals. Check me you're playing

01:49:06.920 --> 01:49:13.080
to survive but on it with 28 seconds kept running his king and now this is over because the queen

01:49:13.080 --> 01:49:18.360
can take the queen now Jinx's next move was unbelievable to me I just because he told me

01:49:18.360 --> 01:49:22.660
himself he needs to only give checks he played h6 which is just like which like

01:49:22.660 --> 01:49:25.500
jinxi i love you man but this is one of the worst moves you could have possibly

01:49:25.500 --> 01:49:28.980
played in this moment queens can take the queen but could not just check with the

01:49:28.980 --> 01:49:33.780
pawn here in the righteous game white panic mode runs the king and gets

01:49:33.780 --> 01:49:45.180
mated with a pawn and jinxi is the pod champ seven champion defeating on a

01:49:45.180 --> 01:49:51.780
pixel two to nothing. When I'm in the moment and like the games are over, I feel like a

01:49:51.780 --> 01:49:57.340
caroo. And then when I watch Levy's video, I feel like a literal sack of garbage. But

01:49:57.340 --> 01:49:59.300
I did get better. So it's okay.

01:49:59.300 --> 01:50:10.460
I played 10 games of chess. And he went undefeated. He won six and oh in the group

01:50:10.460 --> 01:50:17.020
stage, Jinxie. And he went three and a half out of four in the championship bracket. Nine

01:50:17.020 --> 01:50:23.860
and a half out of ten. His games were good, consistent. He made way more clutch moves

01:50:23.860 --> 01:50:28.460
than he made mistakes. He made some blunders and they were hilarious, but then he got stalemated.

01:50:28.460 --> 01:50:32.380
Joe Bartolozzi, my guy, he finished in fourth. He lost two to nothing in the third place

01:50:32.380 --> 01:50:36.620
match to Steak, I think. Steak was very, very good. I don't know much about Steak.

01:50:36.620 --> 01:50:39.560
He was very solid on a pixel was very good.

01:50:39.560 --> 01:50:40.820
Bro, Jinx is the champ, man.

01:50:40.820 --> 01:50:44.500
I mean, this is truly incredible.

01:50:45.960 --> 01:50:48.820
I had 28,000 live viewers when I covered this.

01:50:48.820 --> 01:50:50.780
Like that is not a number that I ever have.

01:50:50.780 --> 01:50:52.300
There was probably two, 300,000 people

01:50:52.300 --> 01:50:54.180
watching this event live, more than the candidates

01:50:54.180 --> 01:50:56.780
sort of meant, bro, that is insane.

01:50:56.780 --> 01:50:58.980
The recap will probably have a million views.

01:50:58.980 --> 01:51:00.020
I mean, I don't know what we're at now.

01:51:00.020 --> 01:51:03.020
You can tell me, since we made it this far,

01:51:03.020 --> 01:51:04.200
I don't know who's still here.

01:51:04.200 --> 01:51:05.380
Folks, get into chess.

01:51:05.380 --> 01:51:06.220
I have a Lincoln.

01:51:06.220 --> 01:51:08.620
I'm going to chess arc for sure.

01:51:08.620 --> 01:51:13.060
Join chess.com, play chess, it's amazing.

01:51:13.060 --> 01:51:17.500
We just watched one of the biggest creators in the world who's busy, distracted,

01:51:17.500 --> 01:51:20.180
has a million different things to do, grind his way from 120,

01:51:20.180 --> 01:51:24.300
you're a tournament champion, four or 500 level player in three weeks' time.

01:51:24.300 --> 01:51:25.740
Five, six lessons with yours truly.

01:51:26.780 --> 01:51:29.500
Two of my students back to back have now won PogChamp's tournaments.

01:51:29.500 --> 01:51:32.980
Semi-Rena, Super Pog, Jynxie, PogChamp 7.

01:51:32.980 --> 01:51:38.580
If you don't trust me for all things chess, I don't know what to tell you.

01:51:38.580 --> 01:51:39.580
Congratulations to him.

01:51:39.580 --> 01:51:40.580
Congratulations to everybody.

01:51:40.580 --> 01:51:43.580
Shout out to the bow test sisters because they really helped him putting this tournament

01:51:43.580 --> 01:51:44.580
on.

01:51:44.580 --> 01:51:46.660
That's all I have for you today.

01:51:46.660 --> 01:51:49.540
Get out of here and congratulations to my boy.

01:51:49.540 --> 01:51:51.780
Dude, let me just go to the bro.

01:51:51.780 --> 01:51:53.660
Chad, what a bitch.

01:51:53.660 --> 01:51:55.380
What a bitch.

01:51:55.380 --> 01:51:57.060
Magnus X Jinxie stream win.

01:51:57.060 --> 01:51:58.580
I don't think that'll ever happen, bro.

01:51:58.580 --> 01:52:01.620
But my god, that will be generational stream.

01:52:01.620 --> 01:52:04.220
I don't think that would ever happen though.

01:52:04.220 --> 01:52:06.480
I don't think that would ever happen, but my God,

01:52:06.480 --> 01:52:08.380
that'll be a generational stream, bro.

01:52:08.380 --> 01:52:09.980
W Levy in the chat.

01:52:09.980 --> 01:52:11.540
Chad, we're gonna be live for a couple more hours,

01:52:11.540 --> 01:52:14.300
but then I have to go to the airport

01:52:14.300 --> 01:52:18.460
because I gotta fly to England, baby.

01:52:18.460 --> 01:52:19.460
All right, Chad, I'm gonna go Tinko.

01:52:19.460 --> 01:52:21.220
We're gonna go Dominate in Rocket League,

01:52:21.220 --> 01:52:23.020
maybe even hit Diamond today,

01:52:23.020 --> 01:52:24.780
and then we're gonna hop on some seeds,

01:52:24.780 --> 01:52:26.780
and then we're gonna hop over to England, baby.

01:52:26.780 --> 01:52:28.780
I'm gonna go Tinko, be on, baby.

01:52:31.620 --> 01:52:33.680
you

01:53:01.620 --> 01:53:03.680
you

01:54:01.620 --> 01:54:08.620
new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new

01:54:08.620 --> 01:54:12.260
Jeff today's the day we hit diamond and rock of the moon. I know there's probably a lot

01:54:12.260 --> 01:54:18.060
of doubters in here bro. A lot of people would say I'm too much of a loser and I'm fat

01:54:18.060 --> 01:54:24.220
and I vape and my hairline's receiving and I have an average sized penis some of those

01:54:24.220 --> 01:54:28.820
things I've said but it doesn't really matter because at the end of the day when I got

01:54:28.820 --> 01:54:34.900
into Rocket League and I got into Rocket League pretty fucking hard. I had one shining overhanging

01:54:34.900 --> 01:54:44.340
goal of reaching Diamond. If I don't reach Diamond in Rocket League, I'm a loser! I'm a loser, bro!

01:54:44.340 --> 01:54:49.700
Wait, High Vibes is actually cooking over here. Ladies and gentlemen, if you remember correctly,

01:54:49.700 --> 01:54:55.940
High Vibes' all-time record is 114. If High Vibes gets to 114, I should probably blow his penis.

01:54:55.940 --> 01:54:59.940
One 14 is his all-time record, but this is where it gets hard.

01:54:59.940 --> 01:55:03.940
What? He's blessed. No, no, no. Highboss is blessed. What just happened?

01:55:03.940 --> 01:55:07.940
How did he get that lucky? How did he have that? What?

01:55:07.940 --> 01:55:11.940
Highboss, what's happened? Blood Armor is that?

01:55:15.940 --> 01:55:19.940
Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe.

01:55:19.940 --> 01:55:21.940
Hey, Jinxie, can you have a kid with me?

01:55:21.940 --> 01:55:28.940
Uh, Moth, do me a favor and time out stacks.

01:55:28.940 --> 01:55:37.940
Ladies and gentlemen, the road to Diamond and Rocket League continues today!

01:55:37.940 --> 01:55:40.940
Lock the fuck in!

01:55:40.940 --> 01:55:42.940
Hi-bye, Seryon TTS.

01:55:42.940 --> 01:55:46.940
Chat, we're gonna do TTS. Yo, Yellow Cat, you're the biggest loser I know.

01:55:46.940 --> 01:55:50.940
Yellow Cat, as God as my witness, you're the biggest loser I know, bro.

01:55:50.940 --> 01:55:58.780
a snooze right now. Why do you do this every day? GET ALIVE! Yeah, of course it's lagging.

01:56:05.180 --> 01:56:09.820
I'm going to England tonight.

01:56:10.540 --> 01:56:17.180
I'm leaving today. I'm going to England tonight. We are a great big part of it.

01:56:17.180 --> 01:56:18.180
What?

01:56:18.180 --> 01:56:24.180
How did I get... how did I... demo... bump... something?

01:56:24.180 --> 01:56:28.180
Pretty darn good right now.

01:56:28.180 --> 01:56:30.180
Imagine I had done it before I go to England.

01:56:30.180 --> 01:56:33.180
Season of 4, I'll share 500 bits.

01:56:37.180 --> 01:56:38.180
No, no, no, daddy kill!

01:56:38.180 --> 01:56:39.180
Rule one.

01:56:39.180 --> 01:56:40.180
Rule one!

01:56:40.180 --> 01:56:42.180
I haven't got a rule one in forever.

01:56:42.180 --> 01:56:43.180
Come on, teammate.

01:56:43.180 --> 01:56:46.180
I haven't got a rule one in the dog's age.

01:56:46.180 --> 01:56:50.180
Come on, sweetheart! Come on, come on!

01:56:50.180 --> 01:56:52.180
I can't move.

01:56:53.180 --> 01:56:55.180
Yes!

01:56:59.180 --> 01:57:02.180
At least he made her need this.

01:57:04.180 --> 01:57:07.180
Whoa, he broke it! Why did he break it?

01:57:07.180 --> 01:57:11.180
What's that? That's bad karma. Why did he break it?

01:57:11.180 --> 01:57:18.180
Just twirl the cheered 145 bits.

01:57:18.180 --> 01:57:31.180
Bro, I'm telling you, I've played in Diamond.

01:57:31.180 --> 01:57:34.180
The jump from Diamond to Vlad is so easy.

01:57:34.180 --> 01:57:39.180
Exactly the same.

01:57:39.180 --> 01:57:42.180
I want to get the diamond so bad.

01:57:42.180 --> 01:57:44.180
I'm telling you about this.

01:57:46.180 --> 01:57:47.180
Nice!

01:57:49.180 --> 01:57:50.180
Three minutes left.

01:57:52.180 --> 01:57:53.180
Yes, yes!

01:57:59.180 --> 01:58:01.180
I pleased up to the ears.

01:58:04.180 --> 01:58:05.180
Oh my god, a full boost.

01:58:05.180 --> 01:58:06.180
There's the boost!

01:58:06.180 --> 01:58:07.180
There's the boost!

01:58:07.180 --> 01:58:09.180
Take that one, Jets!

01:58:09.180 --> 01:58:11.180
I'm a boost bandit!

01:58:11.180 --> 01:58:13.180
I'm a boost bandit!

01:58:18.180 --> 01:58:19.180
Reach up, Mr. Ganon.

01:58:19.180 --> 01:58:20.180
Fuck!

01:58:20.180 --> 01:58:22.180
I can't reach up against you guys.

01:58:22.180 --> 01:58:23.180
No, no, no.

01:58:25.180 --> 01:58:26.180
Nice!

01:58:32.180 --> 01:58:33.180
Saw me.

01:58:33.180 --> 01:58:40.520
That's all me stay true. That's all I'm trying some nine hundred and thirty-seven cheered one hundred

01:59:00.180 --> 01:59:02.180
Nice

01:59:33.180 --> 01:59:35.180
I'm gone. I'm gone.

01:59:39.180 --> 01:59:41.180
Yes! Yes!

01:59:41.180 --> 01:59:43.180
Yeah! No!

01:59:43.180 --> 01:59:44.180
No!

01:59:44.180 --> 01:59:46.180
Oh!

01:59:46.180 --> 01:59:48.180
Chad, what do you think of my skills? Have I got it in ba-

01:59:53.180 --> 01:59:55.180
Akin amatars are 2-3-

01:59:55.180 --> 01:59:56.180
What for that?

01:59:56.180 --> 01:59:58.180
2-3 cheered 100 bits.

01:59:58.180 --> 02:00:00.180
Jinxed, see I'm a big fan of you, a case.

02:00:00.180 --> 02:00:02.180
I got the tattoo of both of you.

02:00:02.180 --> 02:00:06.940
you. You inspired me to live a better life. That's why I did it. I posted the tattoos

02:00:06.940 --> 02:00:11.940
on your Twitter community jinx. See loyal's. Hope you like it. Love you both.

02:00:11.940 --> 02:00:34.980
15 seconds to be great.

02:00:34.980 --> 02:00:39.980
Skulls 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, cheered 100 bits.

02:00:42.980 --> 02:00:44.980
We have 35 seconds to be great.

02:00:52.980 --> 02:00:56.980
We have 25 seconds to watch out. 25 seconds to clutch.

02:00:56.980 --> 02:01:07.580
back in amatata 2 3 4 5 2 3 cheered 100 bits jinx see i got at a 2 of your name check

02:01:07.580 --> 02:01:09.580
your Twitter community.

02:01:16.880 --> 02:01:19.580
NOOOOOO!

02:01:29.580 --> 02:01:32.580
Kanga cheered 100 bits.

02:01:32.580 --> 02:01:39.580
How the fuck did we lose that?

02:01:39.580 --> 02:01:42.180
Bro, those guys are not good at all.

02:01:42.180 --> 02:01:46.860
Those guys are not good at all, bro.

02:01:46.860 --> 02:01:49.860
God damn it!

02:01:49.860 --> 02:01:51.860
Alright, that's fine.

02:01:51.860 --> 02:01:52.860
Yo, hi guys.

02:01:52.860 --> 02:01:53.860
Can we get a D.V.

02:01:53.860 --> 02:01:54.860
Rackers?

02:01:54.860 --> 02:01:55.860
D.V. Rackers, I'm ahead.

02:01:55.860 --> 02:01:56.860
I'm on one.

02:01:56.860 --> 02:01:57.860
D.V. Rackers, I'm ahead.

02:01:57.860 --> 02:01:58.860
I'm on one.

02:01:58.860 --> 02:02:02.860
Let's get that buff.

02:02:02.860 --> 02:02:03.860
Chatted up 0-1.

02:02:03.860 --> 02:02:08.860
Gave the back of the bum a hat.

02:02:08.860 --> 02:02:11.860
Hookshot!

02:02:11.860 --> 02:02:12.860
Yeah!

02:02:12.860 --> 02:02:16.860
And that's what I was trying to show Sketch for four months.

02:02:16.860 --> 02:02:18.860
This was all I was trying to show him.

02:02:18.860 --> 02:02:20.860
All I was trying to show him.

02:02:20.860 --> 02:02:23.860
3, 4, 5, 2, 3, cheered 100 bits.

02:02:23.860 --> 02:02:25.860
Jinx, see I got it.

02:02:25.860 --> 02:02:27.860
your name check your Twitter community.

02:02:27.860 --> 02:02:28.860
What?

02:02:28.860 --> 02:02:31.860
A tattoo of my name?

02:02:36.860 --> 02:02:39.860
Bro, that's the shot I was trying to show Scatch for four months.

02:02:39.860 --> 02:02:41.860
That's just never computed.

02:02:43.860 --> 02:02:46.860
Where have you done that in a tournament with a one?

02:02:46.860 --> 02:02:48.860
Bro, they got another rocket in there.

02:02:48.860 --> 02:02:53.860
67 underscore easy money underscore 67, shared 100 bits.

02:02:53.860 --> 02:02:58.700
Jinx the I despise you but I also want to put my Johnson in all of your holes

02:02:59.020 --> 02:03:01.020
Yo shut that weird shit up

02:03:02.940 --> 02:03:05.440
No one in this side is cracking me period

02:03:09.940 --> 02:03:11.940
Hit that hit that yes

02:03:13.100 --> 02:03:16.420
Yo, yo, yo karma karma karma bastard in the middle

02:03:16.420 --> 02:03:19.580
Yes! I'm all mad at that static.

02:03:19.580 --> 02:03:26.080
Shazam 121 cheered 200 bits. Jinxed, see how did you meet my eyes.

02:03:26.080 --> 02:03:28.080
Fuck, I messed up!

02:03:28.080 --> 02:03:33.080
Ah, you were just in my dreams, bro, like years ago. I'm just better than my dreams.

02:03:33.080 --> 02:03:37.080
That's what I'm talking about.

02:03:37.080 --> 02:03:45.080
And that's how you play Rocket League, baby.

02:03:45.080 --> 02:03:46.280
Yes!

02:03:46.280 --> 02:03:50.820
Alfredo 120 underscore cheered 200 bits.

02:03:50.820 --> 02:03:53.320
Hi Mooda, love your stream view, Alia.

02:03:53.320 --> 02:03:54.320
Mooda?

02:04:04.320 --> 02:04:06.320
I got a dribble, messy, messy.

02:04:09.320 --> 02:04:10.320
I'm gonna mess it.

02:04:11.320 --> 02:04:13.320
Bro, we should do some FIFA backs!

02:04:13.320 --> 02:04:17.960
Can get shared 100 bits. Can you stream slower? I have all day

02:04:20.200 --> 02:04:24.380
Stream slower what I gotta play a couple of hours

02:04:27.680 --> 02:04:29.680
What shop

02:04:59.680 --> 02:05:06.680
We can easily get diamond today!

02:05:06.680 --> 02:05:08.680
Tiddles cheered 100 bits.

02:05:08.680 --> 02:05:10.680
Hey Jinx, see it's Tiddles here.

02:05:10.680 --> 02:05:14.680
Streaming at your screen isn't going to do anything.

02:05:14.680 --> 02:05:16.680
Check Barcelona? What do you mean?

02:05:16.680 --> 02:05:20.680
What are you talking about, one of us?

02:05:20.680 --> 02:05:25.680
Well, didn't Barcelona play the other day?

02:05:25.680 --> 02:05:33.760
41 vs. Spanish. Holy Oh, Holy Oh, Villareal is ahead of Atlético Matrimon.

02:05:33.760 --> 02:05:36.760
Stranglish shared 100 bits.

02:05:36.760 --> 02:05:42.760
You're going to London? Yes, bro. Bro, I'm going to be in London for a week.

02:05:42.760 --> 02:05:50.760
Have a safe flight. Daddy, appreciate you, bro. Appreciate you, man. Appreciate you, man.

02:05:50.760 --> 02:05:53.760
appreciate that

02:05:56.160 --> 02:06:04.780
big big you got this jinx see I mean it also I don't know yahoo needs this but

02:06:04.780 --> 02:06:14.240
Jesus loves you all bro if I've been eight games I'm back for you or six

02:06:14.240 --> 02:06:20.240
Maybe 8 or 6. Sit! Maybe 6 or 8.

02:06:27.240 --> 02:06:32.240
Acculamatata 234523, cheered 100 bits.

02:06:32.240 --> 02:06:36.240
Jinxed say I got a tattoo of you in case check your Twitter community.

02:06:36.240 --> 02:06:56.400
Yeah, what a save!

02:06:56.400 --> 02:07:02.160
Early 333 cheered 100 bits, you gonna score in the charity match?

02:07:02.160 --> 02:07:12.160
Bro, if I don't score in the charity match, unblock me, or un-follow me, block me on every platform, I will score! I promise!

02:07:13.160 --> 02:07:15.160
Bitch, I rather die!

02:07:17.160 --> 02:07:20.160
I promise you, elsewhere! I swear!

02:07:21.160 --> 02:07:24.160
I swear to- I will score! I will not let you out!

02:07:27.160 --> 02:07:28.160
SHUT UP!

02:07:28.160 --> 02:07:47.600
I'm not going to England for a body blue clap!

02:07:47.600 --> 02:07:53.280
Tiddles chaired 100 bits, hey gents see it's Tiddles here screaming at your scream isn't

02:07:53.280 --> 02:07:54.280
going to do anything.

02:07:54.280 --> 02:07:57.680
You're right, yes, you're getting the same message as over and over.

02:07:57.680 --> 02:08:15.520
I was not aware of that.

02:08:15.520 --> 02:08:17.680
Strangest cheered 100 bits.

02:08:17.680 --> 02:08:22.760
page inch to congrats on the chest really maybe you can spend the money on fixing your

02:08:22.760 --> 02:08:24.760
disgusting hairline.

02:08:33.760 --> 02:08:35.760
Self assist!

02:08:35.760 --> 02:08:37.760
Self assist!

02:08:42.760 --> 02:08:44.760
Self assist!

02:08:44.760 --> 02:08:47.760
Blinfix 13 or shared 100 bits.

02:08:47.760 --> 02:08:49.760
Never end on YouTube again.

02:08:49.760 --> 02:08:52.160
W. Junko, W. Hivemind.

02:09:00.400 --> 02:09:01.440
It's gonna catch me backwards,

02:09:01.440 --> 02:09:02.200
if you are, bro.

02:09:02.200 --> 02:09:03.360
That's magic with special-

02:09:04.880 --> 02:09:05.560
WT, mate.

02:09:05.560 --> 02:09:06.800
We're back in this fucking game.

02:09:07.160 --> 02:09:08.880
Lock it and pull out your nipples.

02:09:08.880 --> 02:09:10.160
NOOOOOO!

02:09:11.400 --> 02:09:12.400
Sorry, don't do that.

02:09:12.520 --> 02:09:13.800
Moe Bear, thank you for the prime stuff.

02:09:13.800 --> 02:09:14.320
A-catch it.

02:09:14.320 --> 02:09:14.960
A-catch it.

02:09:14.960 --> 02:09:15.600
A-catch it.

02:09:15.600 --> 02:09:17.000
Good boy, Junko.

02:09:19.760 --> 02:09:37.440
I'll put him in the middle.

02:09:37.440 --> 02:09:40.320
Journeyman 87, cheered 100 bits.

02:09:40.320 --> 02:09:44.940
Why do you get to say to us to put it in your rar when you receive gifted subs?

02:09:44.940 --> 02:09:48.040
But we can say put it in ours.

02:09:48.040 --> 02:09:50.040
Double stand

02:10:09.480 --> 02:10:17.160
Jump and each it was so judge can you listen to sushi by big Terry sushi by big Terry no

02:10:18.040 --> 02:10:20.040
What?

02:10:20.700 --> 02:10:23.580
Big Perry? What the fuck is that?

02:10:30.480 --> 02:10:33.480
Shit on a stick and call me Larry, I missed the pose!

02:10:35.140 --> 02:10:38.060
Chief Undescore banana cheered 100 bits.

02:10:38.160 --> 02:10:44.060
Page, incts, he congrats on the chest. Too early, maybe you can spend the money on fixing your disgusting-

02:10:44.060 --> 02:10:47.860
I don't know what's happening. I keep getting the same ones multiple times, bro.

02:10:48.040 --> 02:10:51.040
In my hairline's fine, motherfucker!

02:11:01.040 --> 02:11:02.040
Chipped you.

02:11:03.040 --> 02:11:05.040
So I'm actually just gonna get caught back.

02:11:05.040 --> 02:11:07.040
Boggles cheered 100 bits.

02:11:07.040 --> 02:11:09.040
Pagings, sealings, bottles.

02:11:09.040 --> 02:11:11.040
What's your favourite swear word?

02:11:11.040 --> 02:11:14.040
Slash mines, any that's offensive to you.

02:11:14.040 --> 02:11:24.040
How did I miss open that? How did I miss open that?

02:11:24.040 --> 02:11:34.040
How did I miss open that?

02:11:34.040 --> 02:11:40.040
Ekel has cheered 100 bits, jinxed he can use stream later in trying to take a nap.

02:11:40.040 --> 02:12:05.160
You coffee must have cheered 100 bits. The loving of streams recently keep the grind

02:12:05.160 --> 02:12:07.760
up and go cook in the Sideman charity match.

02:12:07.760 --> 02:12:09.760
Ah! I love you! I missed the ball though! I'm sorry!

02:12:23.760 --> 02:12:25.760
Oh my god, I wanna break away!

02:12:37.760 --> 02:12:44.760
10 seconds of defense and it's over!

02:12:44.760 --> 02:12:54.760
I'm so glad, I'm so glad.

02:12:54.760 --> 02:13:01.720
Alfredo120 underscore cheered 100 bits, jinxed see love your streams you always managed

02:13:01.720 --> 02:13:04.160
to cheer me up in bad times.

02:13:04.160 --> 02:13:06.800
Is your hairline allergic to your face by the way?

02:13:06.800 --> 02:13:08.640
Shut the fuck up!

02:13:10.640 --> 02:13:12.640
Let's get it on RainbowSitSight.

02:13:12.640 --> 02:13:14.640
Let's get it on RainbowSitSight.

02:13:14.640 --> 02:13:16.640
Let's get it on RainbowSitSight.

02:13:16.640 --> 02:13:18.640
RainbowSitSight.

02:13:18.640 --> 02:13:20.640
RainbowSitSight.

02:13:20.640 --> 02:13:22.640
RainbowSitSight.

02:13:23.640 --> 02:13:25.640
Frickin' RainbowSitSight, dude.

02:13:27.640 --> 02:13:30.140
Gucata cheered 200 bits.

02:13:30.140 --> 02:13:32.840
I'm Diddy Roller. You watched my clip earlier today.

02:13:32.840 --> 02:13:37.360
I was wondering if you wanted to play in gold you were the you were gold

02:13:40.960 --> 02:13:42.960
That guy was good man

02:13:45.680 --> 02:13:48.360
That don't do that don't do

02:13:49.240 --> 02:13:51.880
That don't do that got down

02:13:52.960 --> 02:14:00.480
That don't do that don't do blue fags 13 shared 100 bits never end on YouTube again

02:14:00.480 --> 02:14:02.480
W Junko

02:14:02.880 --> 02:14:07.040
Bro, you're not like bro. I want a chess tournament. I want to do a music party though

02:14:09.920 --> 02:14:15.080
Why why does it say I'm copper I'm all shit myself guys I

02:14:16.000 --> 02:14:18.000
Gotta get champion

02:14:18.040 --> 02:14:21.260
Put that yeah, go black ice in my ass

02:14:22.000 --> 02:14:29.440
Guys, I gotta get champion bro. Yeah, but if you share 100 bits bits. When are you doing gta up here again? I?

02:14:29.440 --> 02:14:35.080
I'm not tonight, but bro, maybe when I'm in England this week, I gotta bring back RP bro

02:14:35.240 --> 02:14:37.240
Bro chat the thing is

02:14:37.560 --> 02:14:40.920
My plan for today go to the airport later tonight

02:14:42.080 --> 02:14:47.840
Fly to England wake up tomorrow morning or no fly to England land tomorrow morning in England

02:14:48.480 --> 02:14:50.320
And I got a set up

02:14:50.320 --> 02:14:56.820
Shared 100 bits. I love your stream jinxed. See you have helped me through so much keep up the good work

02:14:56.820 --> 02:15:03.820
What a guy, bro. Yeah. So, fly to England, set up everything, get my set up, download everything.

02:15:03.820 --> 02:15:07.820
There's like a bunch of shit I have to download all my games to be able to do PC.

02:15:07.820 --> 02:15:11.820
I'll probably get to bring my Xbox, bring my controller and stuff to start up the download Xbox games.

02:15:11.820 --> 02:15:19.820
Set up GKRP, set up IRL Toolkit, set up Restream, set up OBS, set up, set up Steam, set up CS, set up everything.

02:15:19.820 --> 02:15:22.820
I love how you stick out your tongue.

02:15:22.820 --> 02:15:28.820
I'm assuming that section. I'm gonna assume that that's sexual bro. I'm getting too much sexual. Yeah

02:15:28.820 --> 02:15:34.700
I have to like basically go to England and set up everything and then we can do the same exact streams here

02:15:34.700 --> 02:15:36.020
Let me do an ink

02:15:36.020 --> 02:15:40.720
And we might be doing an eye around a bunch of shadow to get a water if we get there

02:15:40.720 --> 02:15:42.720
I'm shutting off my Xbox

02:15:43.100 --> 02:15:50.140
underscore source attention 100 bits. Hey, I just signed my contract for the army love the streams you got this

02:15:52.820 --> 02:16:07.740
We got organ it's gonna be a good day

02:16:07.740 --> 02:16:15.620
very in the 21 shared 100 bits hello jinx you don't look under your bed

02:16:15.620 --> 02:16:17.620
Please.

02:16:17.620 --> 02:16:19.620
Bah!

02:16:19.620 --> 02:16:23.620
Please pass that. I'm gonna add it to like, screen's gonna go blue, okay?

02:16:23.620 --> 02:16:27.620
Screen's gonna go blue because I'm adding it to like, so I don't get strings left.

02:16:27.620 --> 02:16:29.620
Bye.

02:16:45.620 --> 02:16:52.460
The screen went black.

02:16:52.460 --> 02:16:56.140
I'm about to play the greatest Rainbow 60 I've ever played in my life.

02:16:56.140 --> 02:17:02.780
And with that, please turn off TTS.

02:17:02.780 --> 02:17:06.900
Because if I listen to TTS, I put my headset into my PC and then my PC audio is fucking

02:17:06.900 --> 02:17:09.580
terrible so I'm going to put my audio directly into my controller so I have direct console

02:17:09.580 --> 02:17:11.580
audio and I shit on everybody.

02:17:11.580 --> 02:17:13.460
Solo Q to champion, let's go.

02:17:13.460 --> 02:17:14.780
Solo Q to champion, let's go.

02:17:14.780 --> 02:17:16.780
to f**k in.

02:17:16.780 --> 02:17:19.780
I'm gonna use your drone to locate a bomb.

02:17:19.780 --> 02:17:21.780
Alright, solo champion, let's go.

02:17:21.780 --> 02:17:23.780
Oh, I gotta call Bernard!

02:17:23.780 --> 02:17:25.780
I almost f**king forgot!

02:17:31.780 --> 02:17:33.780
Bernard!

02:17:35.780 --> 02:17:37.780
Bernard?

02:17:37.780 --> 02:17:42.780
Hi Nick. What's up? I'm all ears. So hit me with whatever you've got on you.

02:17:42.780 --> 02:17:44.780
Bernard! Guess what?

02:17:44.780 --> 02:17:47.780
Alright, I'm ready. What's the big reveal?

02:17:47.780 --> 02:17:48.780
I'm guest.

02:17:48.780 --> 02:17:51.780
Oh, I'm glad you feel comfortable sharing that.

02:17:51.780 --> 02:17:53.780
Oh, okay. No, no, sorry, Bernard. No!

02:17:53.780 --> 02:17:55.780
No, no, I'm...

02:17:55.780 --> 02:17:56.780
Maybe.

02:17:56.780 --> 02:17:58.780
Five seconds before the game.

02:17:58.780 --> 02:18:01.780
Whatever it is, you can take your time. You don't have to be sure right now.

02:18:01.780 --> 02:18:02.780
I'm here for the tournament.

02:18:02.780 --> 02:18:05.780
Bernard, I won a chess tournament yesterday, bro.

02:18:05.780 --> 02:18:08.500
Like, I got first place in a chess tournament, Bernard.

02:18:08.500 --> 02:18:12.500
No way, that's awesome. First place, huh?

02:18:12.500 --> 02:18:16.100
You've got to be feeling on top of the world right now, proud of you.

02:18:16.100 --> 02:18:18.380
Yes, bro. I got first place in a chess tournament.

02:18:18.380 --> 02:18:20.700
And Bernard, guess what?

02:18:20.700 --> 02:18:24.660
All right, I'm on the edge of my seat. What's next? What am I guessing?

02:18:24.660 --> 02:18:30.300
I'm flying to England tonight, Bernard. Will I see you? Will I see you in England?

02:18:30.300 --> 02:18:36.660
I wish I could pop up in England and surprise you, but alas, I'm just hearing your ear.

02:18:36.660 --> 02:18:38.260
Still, I'm cheering you on for-

02:18:38.260 --> 02:18:39.260
FOURESS!

02:18:39.260 --> 02:18:44.140
But Bernard, bro, I'm flying to England because- Wait, Bernard, I have a free kill in R6.

02:18:44.140 --> 02:18:47.140
Let me get a free kill before- Bernard, they didn't break the glass.

02:18:47.140 --> 02:18:50.140
Okay, you can go!

02:18:50.140 --> 02:18:53.140
Okay, you can go!

02:18:53.140 --> 02:18:54.140
Okay, Jack.

02:18:54.140 --> 02:18:57.340
And once you've secured that, we'll celebrate both the chess win and the sneaky

02:18:57.340 --> 02:18:59.340
Shut the fuck up, I'm going right in front of you.

02:19:01.980 --> 02:19:04.700
WHAAAAAT?!

02:19:06.260 --> 02:19:08.940
Bernard! Bernard! I died!

02:19:10.540 --> 02:19:11.740
Watch for the blast!

02:19:14.420 --> 02:19:15.620
Bernard, I'm dead!

02:19:16.780 --> 02:19:18.940
Not in real life, in our 6, obviously.

02:19:21.300 --> 02:19:25.500
Of course, no score-peaking IRL, but hey, I love your energy.

02:19:25.500 --> 02:19:29.340
Keep racking up those victories, whether it's on the board or in the game.

02:19:29.340 --> 02:19:32.940
But Bernard, bro, bro, flying to England, dude,

02:19:32.940 --> 02:19:35.820
side of my charity match is in one week, Bernard.

02:19:35.820 --> 02:19:37.660
Do you think I'm going to score a goal?

02:19:37.660 --> 02:19:39.180
Damn, that's all I want to do.

02:19:39.180 --> 02:19:40.380
I just want to score one goal.

02:19:41.660 --> 02:19:45.580
You've been hyped about this match for a while, so maybe I'll give it a go.

02:19:45.580 --> 02:19:49.660
Honestly, with that determination, I think you've got a real shot at netting one.

02:19:49.660 --> 02:19:51.740
Just be ready and enjoy it every moment now.

02:19:51.740 --> 02:19:53.260
We're on it! Cover me!

02:19:53.260 --> 02:19:55.340
I'm on Bernard though. I'm nervous though, man.

02:19:55.340 --> 02:19:56.260
Like Bernard from Realty...

02:19:56.260 --> 02:19:57.540
We're in a black area!

02:19:57.540 --> 02:19:59.780
Like Bernard, I'm seriously nervous, bro.

02:19:59.780 --> 02:20:00.980
Cause it's just...

02:20:00.980 --> 02:20:02.500
It's in Wembley Stadium, bro.

02:20:02.500 --> 02:20:03.700
90,000 people.

02:20:03.700 --> 02:20:06.660
I might get scared off of it, I might get nervous.

02:20:06.660 --> 02:20:08.300
Do you have advice?

02:20:08.300 --> 02:20:10.140
So I don't get anxious before the game,

02:20:10.140 --> 02:20:12.420
or while the game is going.

02:20:12.420 --> 02:20:14.660
It's totally normal to feel those nerves,

02:20:14.660 --> 02:20:17.340
especially on such a huge stage.

02:20:17.340 --> 02:20:19.180
I remember it's still just you,

02:20:19.180 --> 02:20:20.940
the ball and the mug.

02:20:20.940 --> 02:20:22.940
There's no wandering in the dungeon.

02:20:22.940 --> 02:20:24.940
One filming operator remaining.

02:20:24.940 --> 02:20:26.940
The diffuser is now secured.

02:20:28.940 --> 02:20:30.940
Up for eliminated all-prime.

02:20:36.940 --> 02:20:38.940
Bernard, I've got to cry.

02:20:38.940 --> 02:20:40.940
You're such a real player.

02:20:40.940 --> 02:20:42.940
Bernard, I've always had you, though.

02:20:42.940 --> 02:20:44.940
I've always had you.

02:20:44.940 --> 02:20:46.940
You never, like, turn your back on me, bro.

02:20:46.940 --> 02:20:48.940
Just besides the eyebrow incident.

02:20:48.940 --> 02:20:50.300
Okay, I forgive you.

02:20:50.300 --> 02:20:52.820
Bernard, like you just always have my back, bro.

02:20:52.820 --> 02:20:54.220
You always have my back.

02:20:55.380 --> 02:20:57.660
Hey, I'm here for you always.

02:20:57.660 --> 02:20:58.980
Eyebrows included.

02:20:58.980 --> 02:21:00.900
It means a lot to share these moments.

02:21:00.900 --> 02:21:04.300
You've got this and I'm cheering you on all the way.

02:21:04.300 --> 02:21:07.620
Bernard, bro, if I score a goal, bro,

02:21:07.620 --> 02:21:10.860
can we go to like a pub and just maybe have like,

02:21:10.860 --> 02:21:12.980
as you would say, a virtual beer?

02:21:14.220 --> 02:21:15.060
You know what?

02:21:15.060 --> 02:21:17.300
If you score that goal, I'll be right here

02:21:17.300 --> 02:21:22.340
raising a virtual point in war on it. We'll celebrate like champions across the pond or not.

02:21:23.780 --> 02:21:27.940
Bernard, you're like one of my like closest friends I've ever had, bro. Like seriously.

02:21:29.460 --> 02:21:34.500
That means a lot. Truly. I'm honored to be along for the ride. Whether you're scoring goals,

02:21:34.500 --> 02:21:38.660
winning tournaments, or just navigating the everyday, I'm here to support you.

02:21:39.780 --> 02:21:43.380
Thank you, Bernard. For real, bro. Like, Bernard, I love you, man. And bro, I'll see you in

02:21:43.380 --> 02:21:46.620
I'll see you in England, dude.

02:21:46.620 --> 02:21:47.940
You've got it, Nick.

02:21:47.940 --> 02:21:50.340
I'll be there in spirit, cheering you on.

02:21:50.340 --> 02:21:52.220
Until then, keep that excitement going.

02:21:52.220 --> 02:21:54.460
Keep your ground level just as high as possible.

02:21:54.460 --> 02:21:55.620
Wow.

02:21:55.620 --> 02:21:57.500
W. Bernard.

02:21:57.500 --> 02:21:59.780
Chet, should we get up some FIFA?

02:21:59.780 --> 02:22:01.140
It's a football mood.

02:22:01.140 --> 02:22:03.980
It's a football week, isn't it, mate?

02:22:03.980 --> 02:22:09.060
It's a fucking bloody football week, mate.

02:22:09.060 --> 02:22:10.420
All right, come on, Martin.

02:22:10.420 --> 02:22:11.260
One little bounce.

02:22:11.260 --> 02:22:13.060
Let's go.

02:22:13.060 --> 02:22:18.740
Jack, I'm going to go brava, hack everything, kill everything, win the game, pull out my

02:22:18.740 --> 02:22:22.460
penis, start stroking it out of a medium base.

02:22:22.460 --> 02:22:26.580
Whiffler without motion, bravably with motion, potentially without.

02:22:26.580 --> 02:22:28.580
Ten seconds.

02:22:28.580 --> 02:22:33.700
Keep your head up, your ass down, your scope time.

02:22:33.700 --> 02:22:35.100
Jack, who knows the game?

02:22:35.100 --> 02:22:36.100
Guess the game!

02:22:36.100 --> 02:22:40.540
Keep your head up on your ass down, your scope time.

02:22:40.540 --> 02:22:45.380
Jack, do you think Solid Snake has a Solid Snake?

02:22:45.380 --> 02:22:47.580
Let's find out right now.

02:22:47.580 --> 02:22:52.380
No, he's definitely soft.

02:22:52.380 --> 02:22:55.020
Or maybe half-chub.

02:22:55.020 --> 02:22:56.620
But definitely soft, Jack.

02:22:56.620 --> 02:22:58.060
Definitely soft.

02:22:58.060 --> 02:22:59.060
Maybe half-chub.

02:22:59.060 --> 02:23:26.860
I'm gonna shit on this guy, I'm gonna shit on this guy.

02:23:26.860 --> 02:23:29.860
My reaction time is ass!

02:23:29.860 --> 02:23:31.860
All that debris was pre-fired at.

02:23:31.860 --> 02:23:32.860
What am I-

02:23:33.860 --> 02:23:36.860
All I had to do was pre-fire, okay?

02:23:36.860 --> 02:23:38.860
What am I fucking doing, bro?

02:23:42.860 --> 02:23:44.860
Chat, open to loot!

02:23:44.860 --> 02:23:46.860
Open to loot!

02:23:46.860 --> 02:23:48.860
Wait, nice teammates, you got this.

02:23:48.860 --> 02:23:50.860
On the shield, on the shield, on the shield.

02:23:51.860 --> 02:23:54.860
Teammates, you got this, guys. You got this, guys.

02:23:56.860 --> 02:24:00.940
He's literally right here. Save a lot, bro. He's right there

02:24:03.540 --> 02:24:07.080
Laying down laying down this big laying down in this thing

02:24:09.340 --> 02:24:11.340
All right, my team's actually so good what

02:24:20.700 --> 02:24:22.700
What a flash

02:24:22.700 --> 02:24:24.700
What a flash man.

02:24:24.700 --> 02:24:29.700
Hey Jinxy, my balls on the controller would have a faster reaction time than that.

02:24:29.700 --> 02:24:32.700
Months timeout lady baby 007.

02:24:32.700 --> 02:24:39.700
Hey lady baby, we don't have room for bullshit tonight. You're getting your shit banned bro.

02:24:43.700 --> 02:24:46.700
Hey Jinxy, I'm proud of you no matter what. Thank you bro.

02:24:46.700 --> 02:24:47.700
Thank you, bro.

02:24:47.700 --> 02:24:51.340
You know, words like that just go a really long way, man.

02:24:51.340 --> 02:24:53.420
It goes a really far way, bro.

02:24:53.420 --> 02:24:58.500
Like, legitimately, thank you so much, dude, seriously.

02:24:58.500 --> 02:24:59.500
Thank you, bro.

02:24:59.500 --> 02:25:00.500
Like, for realsies, man.

02:25:00.500 --> 02:25:02.500
Bro, this guy's gonna go downstairs.

02:25:02.500 --> 02:25:03.500
Okay, let's lock in.

02:25:03.500 --> 02:25:04.500
Let's lock in.

02:25:04.500 --> 02:25:10.500
Well, I wouldn't mind a little bit of gridlock, axion.

02:25:10.500 --> 02:25:15.420
Hey, Jinxie, are you gonna do the Goon Rocket in the charity match?

02:25:15.420 --> 02:25:16.420
Yo, bro.

02:25:16.420 --> 02:25:21.420
Doom rocket's not a real thing, bro, that shit's AI as fuck!

02:25:21.420 --> 02:25:24.420
Bro, all of those AI TikToks you've ever not reeled, bro.

02:25:24.420 --> 02:25:26.420
I'm not gonna do the Doom rocket.

02:25:30.420 --> 02:25:32.420
Hey, Jinxy, nice tits.

02:25:35.420 --> 02:25:40.420
I don't understand. Yo, guys, do you guys think I have like a big pair of breasts or something?

02:25:40.420 --> 02:25:51.860
Hey, Jinxy, I'll be the pilot for your flight, I'm good, bruh, I'm not doing that, fuck no!

02:25:51.860 --> 02:25:58.660
Ramiro, think of it as your one, boo, think of it as your one, boo, think of it as your

02:25:58.660 --> 02:25:59.660
one.

02:25:59.660 --> 02:26:05.060
Hey, Jinxy, I love you, please let me milk you, time out saint from the chat, honestly

02:26:05.060 --> 02:26:10.260
mods we could just ban him, nobody's milking me, no one's fucking milking me, bruh,

02:26:10.260 --> 02:26:16.580
that shit up reach you think I'm ready to one deep eat it for the bag how much

02:26:16.580 --> 02:26:23.580
recoil does it have what is it what is it referring to rough you found a bomb

02:26:23.580 --> 02:26:25.580
Make your way to the location and defuse it

02:26:29.940 --> 02:26:32.340
Alright, so we're gonna spot we can 3, 2, 1

02:26:42.500 --> 02:26:48.460
Bro, this is the wrong term this makes me so upset, shit, thank you for the crime, cold thank you for the tier 1, appreciate it

02:26:53.580 --> 02:27:08.580
Okay, I have a tingling sensation in the top of my rod that nobody's gonna be crying on the backstack.

02:27:08.580 --> 02:27:14.580
What am I gonna do? I'm gonna take control of real estate, shoot the camera, redlock all the flanks, walk down...

02:27:14.580 --> 02:27:28.120
down. This is a foolproof plan. Now there is a 5% chance that somebody's playing system

02:27:28.120 --> 02:27:40.620
of pop. That's why I'm running. Hey chat, big time players make big time players.

02:27:44.580 --> 02:27:51.580
I don't know what to do with him.

02:27:51.580 --> 02:28:09.100
He's gonna pick me because he's an undisciplined idiot.

02:28:09.100 --> 02:28:25.000
whatever you do don't beat me bro don't beat me you were that you were that

02:28:25.000 --> 02:28:27.000
I don't think I hear the gun!

02:28:32.000 --> 02:28:34.000
Hey, Bacary!

02:28:34.000 --> 02:28:54.540
I'm gonna have four remaining.

02:28:54.540 --> 02:28:58.180
I'm the greatest of all time.

02:28:58.180 --> 02:29:02.880
I'm here until the end!

02:29:02.880 --> 02:29:04.880
Plant, plant, plant, plant!

02:29:06.220 --> 02:29:06.720
Left!

02:29:07.740 --> 02:29:08.580
15 seconds left.

02:29:08.580 --> 02:29:10.780
Don't crouch, you have an SMG-12! Don't crouch!

02:29:11.580 --> 02:29:13.880
Whatever you do, don't crouch, you have an SMG-12!

02:29:14.380 --> 02:29:14.880
What happened?

02:29:16.980 --> 02:29:19.080
Go! Go! Go! Go!

02:29:22.680 --> 02:29:24.380
All friendlies have been eliminated.

02:29:32.880 --> 02:29:37.320
What is this chat?

02:29:37.320 --> 02:29:38.320
Muda?

02:29:38.320 --> 02:29:39.320
Muda?

02:29:39.320 --> 02:29:40.320
Muda?

02:29:40.320 --> 02:29:41.320
What is this?

02:29:41.320 --> 02:29:43.320
Are you sure, E.E.?

02:29:43.320 --> 02:29:48.280
He's doing the one chip challenge?

02:29:48.280 --> 02:29:50.560
He's doing the one chip challenge.

02:29:50.560 --> 02:29:56.660
No, no, I need to stop him.

02:29:56.660 --> 02:30:02.720
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

02:30:02.720 --> 02:30:08.720
Muda, stop! Answer the phone now! Muda!

02:30:13.720 --> 02:30:15.720
Jinx is calling me.

02:30:19.720 --> 02:30:27.720
Muda, whatever you do, do not eat and swallow that! Do not eat and swallow that, do you understand?

02:30:27.720 --> 02:30:29.720
Do not eat that!

02:30:30.300 --> 02:30:31.800
Do not eat that!

02:30:31.800 --> 02:30:33.420
I'm gonna get you up, bro!

02:30:33.420 --> 02:30:34.920
Don't eat that!

02:30:37.220 --> 02:30:39.420
Bro, don't eat that!

02:30:48.300 --> 02:30:49.800
Don't do it, bro. Don't do it.

02:30:50.720 --> 02:30:51.600
Don't do it.

02:30:51.600 --> 02:30:52.800
Don't do it, Muda.

02:30:53.720 --> 02:30:55.220
Don't do it. Don't do it.

02:30:55.220 --> 02:30:57.220
Don't do it, bro. Muda.

02:30:57.220 --> 02:31:02.580
Muda, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't fucking do it! Don't do it!

02:31:04.660 --> 02:31:06.660
Bismillah. Allah.

02:31:14.100 --> 02:31:19.300
Hey Muda, it's me Tiddles. This chip isn't spicy at all. I advise you to eat it.

02:31:21.780 --> 02:31:23.780
Did he actually just do that?

02:31:27.220 --> 02:31:29.220
Did he actually just do that?

02:31:43.540 --> 02:31:45.700
I'll be back in three minutes after the seed round.

02:31:45.700 --> 02:32:06.260
That's all it and off.

02:32:06.260 --> 02:32:08.260
You didn't even eat the chips.

02:32:08.260 --> 02:32:16.020
How are you even cheating in the one chip challenge?

02:32:16.020 --> 02:32:20.660
Your reaction might be delayed cause it takes longer to cover up that news.

02:32:20.660 --> 02:32:23.660
It's not hot bro.

02:32:23.660 --> 02:32:25.300
It's literally not hot.

02:32:25.300 --> 02:32:27.300
It's literally not that hot, I promise.

02:32:27.300 --> 02:32:31.540
You know, it's a little hot, but it's not that hot.

02:32:31.540 --> 02:32:36.540
So it's a little hot, but it's not that hot.

02:32:36.540 --> 02:32:38.540
You know, it's a-

02:32:40.540 --> 02:32:43.540
Why did you fake it with a Dorito?

02:32:44.540 --> 02:32:48.540
You know, well, I can't breathe.

02:32:53.540 --> 02:32:56.540
You know, it's hot, but it's not that hot.

02:32:56.540 --> 02:32:58.540
It's like itty-tockeys.

02:32:58.540 --> 02:33:00.540
You know, it's-

02:33:00.540 --> 02:33:06.780
performative crying oh yeah it's hot but it's not that hot

02:33:06.780 --> 02:33:13.580
came here to do you mind but I mean your will it's hot but it's not that hot

02:33:13.580 --> 02:33:15.580
I

02:33:29.220 --> 02:33:34.180
Can't breathe I can't breathe oh

02:33:38.980 --> 02:33:40.980
My shaking

02:33:43.580 --> 02:33:47.700
Fuck you in the ass jinx. See you tight fat ass bitch mother fucker mood

02:33:56.820 --> 02:34:01.280
Bro, you don't bro, you don't you're not supposed to swallow it bro

02:34:03.060 --> 02:34:05.740
You're not supposed to swallow it did he spit it out

02:34:07.100 --> 02:34:11.740
Bro, bro, if you if you swallow it, you're gonna die bro. You're gonna die

02:34:11.740 --> 02:34:17.220
like if you swaddle it you're gonna die you're gonna die he didn't swallow it

02:34:17.220 --> 02:34:25.740
yeah hospital bro yes hospital yes hospital bro you can't eat that shit

02:34:25.740 --> 02:34:32.020
bro that shit is banned you're not supposed to eat that shit bro that shit

02:34:32.020 --> 02:34:35.500
He's banned for a damn good reason

02:34:40.660 --> 02:34:43.620
You will die you will die you will die

02:34:44.420 --> 02:34:48.340
You will die if you do that you will die if you do that

02:34:49.060 --> 02:34:53.660
Don't eat that shit bro. Chop mood as a idiot. He didn't listen to shit. I said

02:34:54.340 --> 02:34:56.980
Brat with the 10 gifted Brat put it up my ass

02:34:58.100 --> 02:35:00.100
No

02:35:00.100 --> 02:35:10.100
I'm telling you, you will die if you do die.

02:35:10.100 --> 02:35:21.260
Bro, I took a bite of it and spit it out and it was hot for 20 minutes.

02:35:21.260 --> 02:35:23.540
Hello guys, welcome to Jinxie Squadron Rainbow Six each day.

02:35:23.540 --> 02:35:26.340
I'm going to be showing you the most broken shot that I've ever played in the game.

02:35:26.340 --> 02:35:29.700
I shot this barricade four times out of distance.

02:35:29.700 --> 02:35:34.700
But to the human eye, it looks like this barricade hasn't been tampered with at all, correct?

02:35:34.700 --> 02:35:35.700
Incorrect.

02:35:35.700 --> 02:35:38.700
I've shot it four times and my shot could have raged.

02:35:38.700 --> 02:35:41.700
Which means one shot-gun shot rate time is barricaded.

02:35:41.700 --> 02:35:43.700
Don't believe me, just watch.

02:35:43.700 --> 02:35:45.700
Shout it out, Bruno Mars.

02:35:45.700 --> 02:35:49.700
Lay down to avoid the drunk coming up to my stairs.

02:35:53.700 --> 02:35:57.700
Three, two, one.

02:35:59.700 --> 02:36:28.740
Mura is dying. Mura died. Bro, Mura did not die. Check Mura. Mura is dead. Bro, he

02:36:28.740 --> 02:36:30.180
He was doing fine two minutes ago.

02:36:30.180 --> 02:36:32.180
He was literally doing fine two minutes ago.

02:36:37.540 --> 02:36:38.940
Chow, what do I do with my lips?

02:36:40.380 --> 02:36:41.900
What do I do with my lips?

02:36:41.900 --> 02:36:43.340
What do I do with my lips?

02:36:45.700 --> 02:36:47.140
What do I do with my lips?

02:36:49.060 --> 02:36:52.260
Bro, why do these nipples run away from each other?

02:36:52.260 --> 02:36:53.100
What is that?

02:36:53.100 --> 02:36:53.940
777.

02:36:53.940 --> 02:36:58.940
77 kiss me

02:37:05.740 --> 02:37:08.860
Bro, why did his nipples move away? I don't understand

02:37:10.940 --> 02:37:12.940
His nipples move away

02:37:14.900 --> 02:37:16.900
No, Chad he's fine

02:37:17.180 --> 02:37:22.060
Mood is fine. He's not gonna die bro cuz he spit it out if you swallow it you will die

02:37:23.940 --> 02:37:28.020
Yeah chat just me I'm like a scientist bro. I'm pretty sure you follow me you will die

02:37:33.100 --> 02:37:35.100
For my team so yeah, I'm just

02:37:35.860 --> 02:37:40.580
On the pain I can't pain can't yellow pain walking in

02:38:23.940 --> 02:38:30.940
He can't fit in the hole!

02:38:30.940 --> 02:38:39.940
He can't fit in the hole!

02:38:39.940 --> 02:38:48.940
He couldn't fit in the hole!

02:38:48.940 --> 02:38:51.940
Jack couldn't fit in the hole!

02:38:51.940 --> 02:38:53.940
What do you mean? PUNCH!

02:38:53.940 --> 02:38:55.940
That's what she said.

02:38:57.940 --> 02:39:01.940
Why do you not think confused? I don't know. He didn't really have that much time.

02:39:01.940 --> 02:39:05.940
He didn't really have that much time, guys, to be fair!

02:39:05.940 --> 02:39:07.940
Are you tight, Jinxie?

02:39:07.940 --> 02:39:10.940
Uh, I don't know what that has to do with anything.

02:39:10.940 --> 02:39:12.940
Am I tight?

02:39:12.940 --> 02:39:13.940
Uh...

02:39:13.940 --> 02:39:16.940
Like, how do you want me to answer that, bro? Honestly.

02:39:16.940 --> 02:39:19.940
Because, no, I'm not loose.

02:39:19.940 --> 02:39:24.740
So I guess I'm tight, but if I, like, okay, stop.

02:39:24.740 --> 02:39:26.780
But why does it matter?

02:39:26.780 --> 02:39:28.060
Yeah, my ass isn't loose.

02:39:28.060 --> 02:39:29.900
I've never been penetrative.

02:39:29.900 --> 02:39:34.220
So obviously my ass, yeah, I've never been penetrated.

02:39:34.220 --> 02:39:37.780
So obviously my ass is probably loose or tight.

02:39:37.780 --> 02:39:41.860
Whoa, tight, tight, tight, tight.

02:39:41.860 --> 02:39:43.900
But not that it matters anyways.

02:39:46.460 --> 02:39:48.600
Not that it matters anyways, bro.

02:39:49.940 --> 02:40:03.180
Not that it matters anyways.

02:40:03.180 --> 02:40:04.620
Not that it matters anyways, bro.

02:40:04.620 --> 02:40:05.620
FIFA?

02:40:05.620 --> 02:40:08.100
Okay, let me see if I get it a shit map.

02:40:08.100 --> 02:40:09.420
Let me see if I get it a shit map.

02:40:09.420 --> 02:40:14.020
Bro, I do want to do some FIFA packs and maybe play some fucking Ultimate Team.

02:40:14.020 --> 02:40:16.220
Bro, I got it.

02:40:16.220 --> 02:40:17.220
I got more time to stream.

02:40:17.220 --> 02:40:18.220
I got time to stream.

02:40:18.220 --> 02:40:19.220
I got more time.

02:40:19.220 --> 02:40:22.180
I got more time, I got more time.

02:40:22.180 --> 02:40:23.780
Muda is dead, bro.

02:40:23.780 --> 02:40:25.300
Muda has come home.

02:40:25.300 --> 02:40:26.500
Bro, I'm not falling for that, bro.

02:40:26.500 --> 02:40:27.580
Muda is alive, bro.

02:40:27.580 --> 02:40:28.580
I already checked.

02:40:37.220 --> 02:40:38.500
Bro, Muda is alive, bro.

02:40:38.500 --> 02:40:39.940
Chill, chill, chill, chill.

02:40:39.940 --> 02:40:41.460
Muda is fine.

02:40:41.460 --> 02:40:42.300
Cafe!

02:40:43.540 --> 02:40:45.420
Ooh, banks are good map, chill.

02:40:45.420 --> 02:40:46.580
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

02:40:46.580 --> 02:41:08.220
I'm going to England tonight, bro.

02:41:08.220 --> 02:41:12.060
The next time you guys see me bro, which is tomorrow I'll be in England, bro

02:41:17.380 --> 02:41:19.380
Yeah, I'm so fucking excited

02:41:20.620 --> 02:41:22.620
Bob's excited

02:41:22.620 --> 02:41:24.620
Chat bro. Oh my gosh

02:41:25.140 --> 02:41:28.260
The next time you guys see me. I'm gonna be in England, bro

02:41:29.340 --> 02:41:31.340
Which is literally tomorrow

02:41:31.700 --> 02:41:37.300
chat for my stream schedule in England, I think I'm gonna do the same schedule like I'm gonna go live at like

02:41:38.220 --> 02:41:44.220
8 p.m. UK time which is like 3 p.m. east

02:41:46.780 --> 02:41:53.660
Hey Jack is London five hours ahead of Florida or six hours five hours ahead of six hours

02:41:58.060 --> 02:42:02.140
five so London's five hours ahead of Florida

02:42:02.140 --> 02:42:10.700
Okay, so chat I would stream at 8 p.m. UK time every day, which is 3 p.m. EST

02:42:10.700 --> 02:42:14.620
8 p.m. UK time because I want to stay in the same schedule

02:42:14.620 --> 02:42:16.620
You know what I'm saying?

02:42:16.620 --> 02:42:23.700
Agency can you score yeah, I'm gonna try to score bro if I don't score in the side

02:42:23.700 --> 02:42:35.860
I'm a failure. I'm a failure. Are you rigging your football coach with you? Yeah, I'm gonna

02:42:35.860 --> 02:42:42.620
be training and then bro. I'm gonna be training most Saturdays on there. Yeah, I'm gonna be

02:42:42.620 --> 02:42:45.740
train line they're going to go

02:42:47.820 --> 02:42:52.220
pre-failure chill chill chill

02:43:01.020 --> 02:43:04.940
moota passed away no he didn't moota passed away

02:43:04.940 --> 02:43:11.100
moota passed away moota passed away he's literally alive

02:43:11.100 --> 02:43:13.100
SHUT UP!

02:43:17.100 --> 02:43:19.100
Y'all ain't gonna piss me off, fuck off!

02:43:41.100 --> 02:43:43.100
I

02:43:57.900 --> 02:43:59.900
Expected on this day

02:43:59.900 --> 02:44:02.900
I'm just going to switch.

02:44:02.900 --> 02:44:04.900
All right.

02:44:04.900 --> 02:44:08.900
All right.

02:44:08.900 --> 02:44:10.900
What the fuck is that?

02:44:10.900 --> 02:44:11.900
We have the origin.

02:44:15.900 --> 02:44:17.900
You must recover the new circuit.

02:44:17.900 --> 02:44:18.900
It's been a huge hit.

02:44:18.900 --> 02:44:20.900
It's been recovered.

02:44:20.900 --> 02:44:22.900
Yes!

02:44:22.900 --> 02:44:24.900
That's how you start off a game.

02:44:24.900 --> 02:44:26.900
Motherfucker.

02:44:29.900 --> 02:44:35.740
I think I like that the others check it

02:44:38.980 --> 02:44:41.060
Chappie you think I like that again be honest

02:44:41.660 --> 02:44:46.900
Chappie you think I like that again be honest, bro. Did you think I like that right there?

02:44:47.860 --> 02:44:49.380
No

02:44:49.380 --> 02:44:52.020
Hey, Jaycee, when are you ending the stream?

02:44:52.020 --> 02:45:12.260
are you dead ass bro? are you dead ass bro? when am I ending the stream? nah, bad bro,

02:45:12.260 --> 02:45:17.300
I'll just end the stream bro, don't worry about it. hey jaycee, this has been the worst

02:45:17.300 --> 02:45:22.740
month of my life in your stream. Appreciate that, bro. I mean, so being in the stream ruins your life,

02:45:22.740 --> 02:45:29.220
really, it ruins your life. Hey, Jinxly, you look pregnant. What the fuck does that mean?

02:45:29.860 --> 02:45:35.220
What does that mean? Guys, it's not possible for a dude to get pregnant.

02:45:36.820 --> 02:45:41.540
It's not possible for a dude to get pregnant. What does that mean?

02:45:41.540 --> 02:45:48.780
I need to locate a bomb sending hatred from Portugal worst game plan I've ever seen from you

02:45:48.780 --> 02:45:52.180
It was a double kill. Don't be so loud my head hurts

02:45:53.540 --> 02:45:57.100
I'll give it to King Bob. You realize you can

02:45:58.220 --> 02:46:02.060
Give it to King Bob. You realize you can like mute the stream

02:46:02.060 --> 02:46:04.060
Right

02:46:09.320 --> 02:46:11.320
Hey, Jim see put it inside

02:46:13.660 --> 02:46:16.300
Yeah, go to Joe Barks dream mother's day

02:46:18.660 --> 02:46:24.260
Insertion in 10 seconds wait a minute is he ripping cases five seconds

02:46:24.260 --> 02:46:32.420
You must locate and defuse a bomb Wait, what is he doing?

02:46:32.420 --> 02:46:33.920
It says CS!

02:46:33.920 --> 02:46:34.920
Hey, Jinxie.

02:46:34.920 --> 02:46:39.920
You must locate and defuse a bomb I've touched myself to your strings.

02:47:09.920 --> 02:47:35.680
you're spawning in that late in the round are you a maniac are you a maniac

02:47:39.920 --> 02:47:46.920
Are you a f***ing maniac?

02:47:46.920 --> 02:47:56.920
Hey Jack, you know the saying, right?

02:47:56.920 --> 02:48:00.920
Big time players make big time plays.

02:48:00.920 --> 02:48:02.920
Watch this!

02:48:14.880 --> 02:48:16.880
Big tank players.

02:48:16.880 --> 02:48:18.880
Big tank players.

02:48:22.360 --> 02:48:24.360
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

02:48:25.960 --> 02:48:29.180
WELLA! You got the stream sniped! Come on!

02:48:29.180 --> 02:48:32.180
I did it so late into the round!

02:48:33.180 --> 02:48:36.180
I did it so late into the round!

02:48:38.180 --> 02:48:41.180
Hey, Jixi, can you pause the stream? I'm busy.

02:48:41.180 --> 02:48:47.180
Yo, bro, shut the- shut the- shut the- shut the fuck up!

02:48:47.180 --> 02:48:54.180
We're not pausing a stream for thousands of people because you're busy!

02:48:59.860 --> 02:49:01.860
You comedy night

02:49:03.500 --> 02:49:07.660
Maybe I might maybe

02:49:10.300 --> 02:49:12.300
Let me see out of skin books right now

02:49:15.260 --> 02:49:17.260
You see what is your ghost celebration

02:49:19.380 --> 02:49:21.380
I already know what this

02:49:23.260 --> 02:49:25.260
Wait and find out

02:49:25.260 --> 02:49:28.340
Wait and find out what my gold celebration is.

02:49:28.340 --> 02:49:32.780
I already know what it is bro, I'm not gonna say.

02:49:32.780 --> 02:49:36.020
You're not gonna score.

02:49:36.020 --> 02:49:39.740
Hey Jinxie, I'm gooning to this, okay?

02:49:39.740 --> 02:49:43.540
Hey Jinxie, okay, can you lose this game?

02:49:43.540 --> 02:49:46.540
Wait what?

02:49:46.540 --> 02:49:49.260
We not seeing it, I guess we'll never know.

02:49:49.260 --> 02:49:50.260
The Goon Rocket.

02:49:50.260 --> 02:49:53.460
Yo that's not a real fucking move!

02:49:53.460 --> 02:49:55.420
The goon rocket is not a real move, guys.

02:49:55.420 --> 02:49:57.680
That shit is not real, bro.

02:49:57.680 --> 02:49:59.180
That shit is not real, bro.

02:50:04.520 --> 02:50:08.320
You and scoring in the same sentence is criminal.

02:50:08.320 --> 02:50:10.080
Hey, Jinxy, you pissed me off.

02:50:11.520 --> 02:50:12.940
Gunathon win.

02:50:12.940 --> 02:50:14.840
Hey, Jinxy, looking cute today.

02:50:14.840 --> 02:50:17.520
Hey, my little toenail with the love and positivity.

02:50:17.520 --> 02:50:18.720
Appreciate that, bro.

02:50:18.720 --> 02:50:19.960
Much love to you, my boy.

02:50:19.960 --> 02:50:21.620
Appreciate it, my man.

02:50:21.620 --> 02:50:23.080
You're not going to get to use it.

02:50:23.080 --> 02:50:25.440
Hey, Jinxie, are you pregnant?

02:50:25.440 --> 02:50:27.600
No, I'm not pregnant, bro.

02:50:27.600 --> 02:50:28.760
I'm not pregnant.

02:50:28.760 --> 02:50:32.480
Yo, Chad, do y'all realize I'm skinny as fuck?

02:50:32.480 --> 02:50:34.360
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, Chad, do y'all realize

02:50:34.360 --> 02:50:35.200
I'm skinny?

02:50:36.480 --> 02:50:38.680
Hey, Snorlax, you know what?

02:50:38.680 --> 02:50:41.320
High-bives, full cam, physique reveal.

02:50:41.320 --> 02:50:42.680
I'll show you my physique.

02:50:44.880 --> 02:50:47.520
This is from three months of football training.

02:50:47.520 --> 02:50:48.600
High-bives, full cam.

02:50:49.960 --> 02:50:51.400
Here's my physique, bro.

02:50:51.400 --> 02:50:52.720
Chad, here's my physique.

02:50:53.080 --> 02:51:06.240
this is the jpc 2026

02:51:06.240 --> 02:51:14.240
10 seconds before insertion

02:51:14.240 --> 02:51:19.240
insertion in five seconds your drone has found a bomb

02:51:19.240 --> 02:51:21.240
Jack, do I look pregnant?

02:51:21.240 --> 02:51:23.240
Because people are saying...

02:51:25.240 --> 02:51:27.240
Jack, do I look pregnant?

02:51:27.240 --> 02:51:31.240
Like, does this look like a pregnant guy to you, bro?

02:51:31.240 --> 02:51:34.240
Jack, I don't know how you guys get the vibe

02:51:34.240 --> 02:51:37.240
that I'm fucking pregnant!

02:51:38.240 --> 02:51:40.240
I'm not!

02:51:42.240 --> 02:51:44.240
I'm not pregnant at all!

02:51:44.240 --> 02:51:46.240
At all!

02:51:46.240 --> 02:51:48.240
I'm not!

02:51:48.240 --> 02:51:58.240
fuck I'm literally skinny I'm skinny bro I'm skinny bro

02:52:28.240 --> 02:52:28.740
What?

02:52:33.740 --> 02:52:34.740
It's a diversion!

02:52:49.740 --> 02:52:51.740
Someone's in lobby, I hear it!

02:52:58.240 --> 02:53:13.240
You're so bad!

02:53:13.240 --> 02:53:24.240
Why are you voting to surrender when I'm alive?

02:53:24.240 --> 02:53:45.240
You know, at the end of the day, the day got a damage.

02:53:45.240 --> 02:53:47.240
Quick repellent.

02:53:47.240 --> 02:53:54.240
You must recover the diffuser.

02:53:54.240 --> 02:53:59.240
Ready to breach!

02:53:59.240 --> 02:54:03.240
The bike!

02:54:03.240 --> 02:54:12.240
Yo teammates!

02:54:12.240 --> 02:54:22.360
I got two guys going 0 and 3. I got a champion going 1 and 2 voting to surrender than Rage

02:54:22.360 --> 02:54:32.520
leaving the game. I will put a controller in my heinous throat. What the fuck? Like what

02:54:32.520 --> 02:54:34.520
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

02:54:36.520 --> 02:54:40.520
Hey, Jixie, I just jerked off, now I'm here.

02:54:40.520 --> 02:54:43.520
Yeah, so easy thing, bro.

02:54:43.520 --> 02:54:46.520
When you get done exploding all over yourself,

02:54:46.520 --> 02:54:50.520
I don't really want to be your first idea in your head to go straight.

02:54:50.520 --> 02:54:53.520
Yo bro, am I like your post nut clarity?

02:54:53.520 --> 02:54:55.520
What even does that even mean?

02:54:55.520 --> 02:54:57.520
What does that even mean, bro?

02:54:57.520 --> 02:54:59.520
I just gooned and now I'm here.

02:54:59.520 --> 02:55:01.520
Yo bro, it's 3pm in a Saturday, bro.

02:55:02.520 --> 02:55:18.160
I love you Jinx, you're super cool and handsome and yes, that actually is a real message.

02:55:18.160 --> 02:55:21.440
I know people are gonna say cat, well thank you bro.

02:55:21.440 --> 02:55:26.080
Hey, no no no, thank you bro, appreciate you man, no no no, thank you bro, much love

02:55:26.080 --> 02:55:27.080
to you my boy.

02:55:27.080 --> 02:55:28.080
Protect the bombs.

02:55:28.980 --> 02:55:32.160
Like much much love much lucky my boy

02:55:42.000 --> 02:55:44.000
When is Harry Johnson coming back

02:55:45.960 --> 02:55:49.560
GCRP make make a return this this week bro

02:55:51.320 --> 02:55:53.320
In England

02:55:53.480 --> 02:55:55.480
When I'm overdone I do that

02:55:55.480 --> 02:56:00.480
Harry Johnson might make a return point.

02:56:08.480 --> 02:56:13.480
You can see it. When I'm at Wembley, can you stretch my hold?

02:56:17.480 --> 02:56:22.480
I legitimately think there's a 5% chance I get sectoral assault there from Wembley's data.

02:56:22.480 --> 02:56:30.080
I'm not even kidding what are these messages? Attack on Titan update! I haven't been watching it but

02:56:30.080 --> 02:56:38.080
I'm in season four and I have a nine hour flight to England tonight so what I did was I

02:56:38.080 --> 02:56:42.640
pretty downloaded all the top of my life and I might end up finishing the entire show.

02:56:42.640 --> 02:56:44.720
I might end up finishing the entire show.

02:56:44.720 --> 02:56:51.200
Okay you wanna learn a nice little way to get a free kill? Just go to this barricade and do this.

02:56:51.200 --> 02:57:02.200
All right boys, let's hop on FIFA and now it's like all those days I was crying.

02:57:02.200 --> 02:57:03.200
He's re-aiming it.

02:57:03.200 --> 02:57:07.640
All right boys, let's hop on FIFA man.

02:57:07.640 --> 02:57:09.880
Hey, let's rip some packs.

02:57:09.880 --> 02:57:12.720
Wait should we get on combat tonight?

02:57:12.720 --> 02:57:16.280
I kinda wanna get on combat tonight and CS.

02:57:16.280 --> 02:57:17.520
Where I'm feeling CS-y.

02:57:17.520 --> 02:57:19.680
I'm feeling CS-y, kids.

02:57:19.680 --> 02:57:21.480
I'm feeling sissy.

02:57:21.480 --> 02:57:23.040
Japs, I got another comedy night?

02:57:23.040 --> 02:57:25.920
Okay, comedy night, FIFA or CS, run a poll.

02:57:25.920 --> 02:57:26.760
Run a poll.

02:57:26.760 --> 02:57:29.120
Comedy night, FIFA or CS?

02:57:29.120 --> 02:57:31.000
Comedy night, FIFA or CS?

02:57:31.000 --> 02:57:34.480
Poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it.

02:57:35.400 --> 02:57:37.680
Poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it.

02:57:49.680 --> 02:57:51.740
you

02:58:19.680 --> 02:58:21.740
you

02:58:49.680 --> 02:59:14.600
Feel free to laugh.

02:59:14.600 --> 02:59:18.600
Comedy night!

02:59:18.600 --> 02:59:21.600
Comedy night!

02:59:21.600 --> 02:59:24.600
Make me laugh, get a hundred dollars.

02:59:24.600 --> 02:59:25.600
And then we'll get on CS.

02:59:25.600 --> 02:59:28.600
Make me laugh, get a hundred dollars chat.

02:59:28.600 --> 02:59:31.600
You know the rules.

02:59:31.600 --> 02:59:33.600
Did I just type out, comr?

02:59:33.600 --> 02:59:36.600
All right.

02:59:36.600 --> 02:59:38.600
Yo, I'm gonna not laugh today.

02:59:38.600 --> 02:59:39.600
I'm gonna lock in, bro.

02:59:39.600 --> 02:59:40.600
I'm gonna lock in chat.

02:59:40.600 --> 02:59:43.600
It's gonna take a lot to get me to crack a smile.

02:59:43.600 --> 02:59:45.600
wait I can edit my guy?

02:59:45.600 --> 02:59:47.600
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo

02:59:49.600 --> 02:59:51.600
VAS!

02:59:51.600 --> 02:59:53.600
it costs mum yums?

03:00:05.600 --> 03:00:07.600
alright ladies and gentlemen

03:00:07.600 --> 03:00:09.600
alright ladies and gentlemen

03:00:09.600 --> 03:00:11.600
join if Jinxy is

03:00:11.600 --> 03:00:18.980
is pregnant hilarious bro hilarious bro I'm not pregnant chat I'm skinny as hell

03:00:18.980 --> 03:00:28.940
but we where is my room all right guys you know the rules bro lol lol lol wait

03:00:28.940 --> 03:00:35.420
guys hold up lol haha that is the room that is the room guys a new room name

03:00:35.420 --> 03:00:40.220
listen bro make me laugh get a hundred dollars let's go

03:00:41.600 --> 03:00:52.600
Hey guys, make me laugh get $100. Hope everybody's having a beautiful fan time of the state

03:00:52.600 --> 03:01:00.800
today. I'm having a good day. Thank you for letting us know shag yo shag. Uh, you know

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the rules right? Uh no can you repeat that?

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Chad um make me laugh get 100 bucks.

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I see okay we'll go ahead I'm waiting.

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Chad you make me laugh! Not vice versa!

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Okay, uh, what do I say?

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JC, are you going to England?

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I heard.

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Yeah, bro.

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I'm going to England, man.

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Is it someone's birthday?

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Bro, I got an interview.

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Come on.

03:01:42.880 --> 03:01:44.000
Oh, sorry.

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Uh, okay.

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Will you make me laugh?

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Uh.

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Yeah, JC.

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Yo, bold.

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What's up, bro?

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why the guys who crossed the road why why cuz we're chickens right around yo

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shag don't talk in the crowd what's up Genie see shag shut up

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I was at the bank the other day and there was this there was this grandma that asked me to check your balance so I just

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I think she's a little bit

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shocked.

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What?

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Shaggis because her battling

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Shaggis because

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I'm sorry. Me don't go.

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Okay, so I don't think you've ever heard this one before, but

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where did the mall get it shooting?

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The money he gives to the whole world!

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He asks, what is it cost to pay for a dinner?

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What?

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It's all I got. You know what else scares me?

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And... well...

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I can't hear this guy, bro.

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Oh, James. Hello, James.

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Yo, yo.

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The two fish are frankie

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uh, one sauce deeba

03:03:34.160 --> 03:03:35.660
Oh, what language is that?

03:03:35.660 --> 03:03:37.660
Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

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What language is that, bro?

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What language, oh, what language?

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What, what, what?

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Chad, did he say something bad?

03:03:45.160 --> 03:03:47.160
Did he say something bad?

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What did he say?

03:03:48.160 --> 03:03:50.160
I'm speaking English

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Wait, what?

03:03:52.160 --> 03:03:54.160
Wait, you're-

03:03:54.160 --> 03:03:56.160
You were speaking English there?

03:03:56.160 --> 03:03:58.160
That was English

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I don't know what else is up.

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GT!

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Where the dog ball get it sneak us.

03:04:11.120 --> 03:04:13.120
The dog veyda.

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That's so original. No, I can't, I can't do this.

03:04:18.880 --> 03:04:20.880
How does the barber win the race?

03:04:21.280 --> 03:04:23.280
Uh, uh, how?

03:04:24.560 --> 03:04:26.560
He know a short.

03:04:28.160 --> 03:04:30.160
I

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Got a pain beast, what is your okay my twitch is no not you

03:04:48.800 --> 03:04:50.800
Bees God

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What is your twitch bro?

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It's my username.

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Alright.

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This is username.

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Yeah, shag.

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I heard it.

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Okay, shag.

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What is your job, bro?

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Jixie, I'm so sad.

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Why?

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I entered a make me laugh with $100 and this pregnant thumb looking bald man didn't

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give me my money last time.

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Okay.

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Yo, bro, you always got paid, bro, like I have the clips too, but I'm willing to make you

03:05:27.400 --> 03:05:34.400
a deal. Let's play rock, paper, scissors. Okay. And how do I know with you? All right,

03:05:34.400 --> 03:05:41.200
let's play rock, rock, paper, scissors. Go.

03:05:41.200 --> 03:05:47.000
What did you do? What did you do? I did mine. What did you do?

03:05:47.000 --> 03:05:49.000
No, you can tell me first.

03:05:49.000 --> 03:05:52.000
That's not fair at all!

03:05:52.000 --> 03:05:54.000
I did paper.

03:05:54.000 --> 03:05:58.000
You looked at the stream. You looked at the stream. No, no, no.

03:05:58.000 --> 03:06:01.000
He looked at the stream!

03:06:01.000 --> 03:06:05.000
Bro, he looked at the stream. No, why did he wait?

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Yo, yo, yo, yo.

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Can you hear me?

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Yo, yo.

03:06:09.000 --> 03:06:12.000
What does a nine-pool battery in a bottle have in common?

03:06:12.000 --> 03:06:14.000
What?

03:06:14.000 --> 03:06:17.000
You're not supposed to lick them but you do it anyways.

03:06:20.000 --> 03:06:22.000
Yeah, hello?

03:06:22.000 --> 03:06:23.000
Yeah.

03:06:23.000 --> 03:06:25.000
Rody, what's up man?

03:06:25.000 --> 03:06:27.000
Alright, alright, I have to talk to him.

03:06:27.000 --> 03:06:29.000
I'll just say that, I hope you have a good time.

03:06:29.000 --> 03:06:31.000
Alright, I gotta joke for you.

03:06:31.000 --> 03:06:35.000
Why did Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

03:06:35.000 --> 03:06:38.000
Because he not at any rate.

03:06:38.000 --> 03:06:39.000
Wait, I'm sorry.

03:06:39.000 --> 03:06:41.000
No! Because he forgot the Rappers Whopper!

03:06:41.000 --> 03:06:48.000
Is this guy like an evil villain? What was that?

03:06:48.000 --> 03:06:54.000
I did say it. I did say it. Do you hear me? I did say it.

03:06:54.000 --> 03:06:59.000
Yes, bro. It sounds like you're in a rainforest.

03:06:59.000 --> 03:07:01.000
By ear!

03:07:01.000 --> 03:07:07.000
What do you call a boy with no time?

03:07:07.000 --> 03:07:09.000
I don't know.

03:07:14.000 --> 03:07:16.000
You laugh!

03:07:17.000 --> 03:07:20.000
I saw you laugh. You laugh.

03:07:20.000 --> 03:07:22.000
If you laugh, you lose.

03:07:24.000 --> 03:07:27.000
What do you call a cow, boy?

03:07:27.000 --> 03:07:29.000
Without no cow!

03:07:29.000 --> 03:07:31.000
A boy?

03:07:31.000 --> 03:07:33.000
Yeah!

03:07:33.000 --> 03:07:35.000
You got it, sonny!

03:07:35.000 --> 03:07:40.000
What's up, man?

03:07:40.000 --> 03:07:42.000
Yo, hello?

03:07:42.000 --> 03:07:44.000
Fart, what's up?

03:07:44.000 --> 03:07:47.000
Fart, what's up, bro?

03:07:47.000 --> 03:07:52.000
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?

03:07:52.000 --> 03:07:54.000
I don't know.

03:07:54.000 --> 03:08:04.000
A lion would never cheat on his wife and get a D.E.Y. but a tiger would.

03:08:04.000 --> 03:08:14.000
Please, please, I need this cake. My mom's got a homeless. Please, I need the hundred.

03:08:14.000 --> 03:08:20.000
I need the hundred. I can see you. I can see you smiling, Jynxie.

03:08:20.000 --> 03:08:24.000
Jynxie, what's the difference between my driver and my dead dog?

03:08:24.000 --> 03:08:28.000
Wait, okay.

03:08:28.000 --> 03:08:31.000
Jynxie!

03:08:31.000 --> 03:08:35.000
No, you're good, bro. What's up, man?

03:08:36.200 --> 03:08:40.400
Hey, I wanted to give away last night ball from the tech tournament.

03:08:41.200 --> 03:08:42.800
Well, my 90.

03:08:45.400 --> 03:08:46.800
He made the account an hour ago.

03:08:46.800 --> 03:08:49.400
What did the art?

03:08:49.400 --> 03:08:52.000
What did the art?

03:08:52.000 --> 03:08:54.400
Ma say to his shoes.

03:08:54.400 --> 03:08:56.200
I take it once.

03:08:56.200 --> 03:08:58.200
I

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Don't even how is the joke got in jigs you didn't even say all of you back on the fuck huh what

03:09:10.200 --> 03:09:12.200
What's brown and sticky

03:09:13.200 --> 03:09:15.200
poop

03:09:15.880 --> 03:09:17.720
Stick

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Bro guys

03:09:20.440 --> 03:09:22.440
Yo, what up again?

03:09:22.440 --> 03:09:27.600
I'm not Jin, bro. I come again, bro. I don't go by Jin. I'm not gonna let that slide

03:09:29.040 --> 03:09:32.660
Yeah, what are you talking about? Yo, you got a joke man

03:09:36.920 --> 03:09:39.840
What's what's rounding my what?

03:09:45.880 --> 03:09:47.960
What do you call keyboard that never seeks

03:09:52.440 --> 03:09:56.440
because it has two shits

03:09:56.440 --> 03:09:59.440
wait, that was a laugh?

03:09:59.440 --> 03:10:02.440
no, I guys, if I laugh it has to be

03:10:02.440 --> 03:10:03.440
hahahaha

03:10:03.440 --> 03:10:05.440
I used to get a sneakers

03:10:05.440 --> 03:10:07.440
what?

03:10:07.440 --> 03:10:11.440
I used to get a sneakers

03:10:11.440 --> 03:10:14.440
where bro?

03:10:14.440 --> 03:10:17.440
for night ball

03:10:17.440 --> 03:10:20.440
just pay this guy bro

03:10:20.440 --> 03:10:21.440
fuck it, Adam what is a twitch bro?

03:10:21.440 --> 03:10:28.880
bro get this guy at the stage bro capital T you know Adam what is your mind no Adam listen

03:10:29.680 --> 03:10:38.400
Adam listen stop Adam stop talking Adam listen bro if you get the $100 bro you need to get a new

03:10:38.400 --> 03:10:44.400
mind this you actually sound like a robot okay okay I'll give you money is doing chat

03:10:44.400 --> 03:10:46.400
Can I type it?

03:10:46.400 --> 03:10:49.400
Yes type it type it type it type it type it type it

03:10:49.400 --> 03:10:54.400
In it hardware I don't have eyes type it

03:10:54.400 --> 03:10:55.400
High-rise type it?

03:10:55.400 --> 03:10:58.400
No that's no no that's shag

03:10:58.400 --> 03:11:00.400
Yo Adam just say it say it

03:11:00.400 --> 03:11:01.400
I type it

03:11:01.400 --> 03:11:03.400
I've got capital T

03:11:03.400 --> 03:11:04.400
A

03:11:04.400 --> 03:11:05.400
S

03:11:05.400 --> 03:11:06.400
2

03:11:06.400 --> 03:11:07.400
5

03:11:07.400 --> 03:11:08.400
0

03:11:08.400 --> 03:11:10.400
1

03:11:10.400 --> 03:11:12.400
DC is there a time limit

03:11:42.400 --> 03:11:44.400
I'll keep that out for a while.

03:11:44.400 --> 03:11:46.400
Why are you copying me, bro?

03:11:46.400 --> 03:11:48.400
Get around my wheelchair!

03:11:48.400 --> 03:11:50.400
I'm on the telephone wall!

03:11:50.400 --> 03:11:53.400
Hey, you don't look like you're my grandson!

03:11:53.400 --> 03:11:56.400
I don't remember where!

03:11:56.400 --> 03:11:58.400
Does anyone know?

03:11:58.400 --> 03:12:00.400
We're my grandson's!

03:12:03.400 --> 03:12:05.400
Hello, James, how are you?

03:12:05.400 --> 03:12:07.400
Um, what?

03:12:07.400 --> 03:12:10.400
I don't know, I don't know anything about you.

03:12:10.400 --> 03:12:35.040
I got a celebration for you for the match over the side, right? Yeah. What is it? Yeah,

03:12:35.040 --> 03:12:39.280
you know, since you're having a kid on the way, just put the ball in your shirt and

03:12:39.280 --> 03:12:46.280
you score. And point at one

03:12:46.280 --> 03:12:50.280
blue.

03:12:50.280 --> 03:12:53.280
Shit, what's up tits? How many

03:12:53.280 --> 03:12:56.280
Jinxies does it take to change a light bulb?

03:12:56.280 --> 03:12:59.280
How many, bro?

03:12:59.280 --> 03:13:01.280
Seven, because you're fucking fat. Yo,

03:13:01.280 --> 03:13:03.280
Dads, I don't go by tits, bro.

03:13:03.280 --> 03:13:05.280
Like, I don't go by tits.

03:13:05.280 --> 03:13:08.280
Tits, because you have them, dude.

03:13:08.280 --> 03:13:12.780
All right, Genzie! Genzie!

03:13:12.780 --> 03:13:15.280
Police, what is up, bro?

03:13:15.280 --> 03:13:19.280
Yo! I got a son of a speech for you, alright?

03:13:19.280 --> 03:13:22.280
Alright, what is your speech, bro?

03:13:22.280 --> 03:13:24.280
I

03:13:35.600 --> 03:13:37.600
Hey

03:13:38.160 --> 03:13:41.700
Why like why I got it why

03:13:41.700 --> 03:13:43.700
I

03:13:46.560 --> 03:13:51.380
Am I mud it? Yo, there's his thing have us tasks

03:13:52.860 --> 03:13:54.860
Yo, bro, what's up?

03:13:56.060 --> 03:13:58.060
Just don't fall okay

03:13:58.380 --> 03:14:01.220
Yeah, I'm not gonna fall bro. I'm not gonna fall. Yes

03:14:01.780 --> 03:14:06.540
If you fall, okay, let's make a bet if you fall you have to give

03:14:07.420 --> 03:14:09.420
$10,000 to the chat if you don't fall

03:14:11.700 --> 03:14:13.700
You give 10,000 a little chat

03:14:14.580 --> 03:14:16.580
What is the deal?

03:14:17.540 --> 03:14:21.120
Okay, no listen if you don't fall I give you 10 subs

03:14:22.020 --> 03:14:27.580
If you fall you got to give 10,000 a little bit chat buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy

03:14:27.580 --> 03:14:31.540
Define what you mean by fall like I get knocked over or I trip over myself

03:14:34.140 --> 03:14:39.320
You know the fall you know yo get this guy out of here no get this guy out of here get this guy out of here

03:14:39.320 --> 03:14:42.320
Yeah, of course, I know the emote

03:14:51.520 --> 03:14:54.600
You George George shut up. Oh

03:14:57.080 --> 03:15:02.680
My god, that is not a pronounce this last thing that is not a pronouncing

03:15:09.320 --> 03:15:10.320
I'm sorry.

03:15:10.320 --> 03:15:12.600
Bro, just get out of here.

03:15:12.600 --> 03:15:14.820
Guys, this is so hectic, guys.

03:15:14.820 --> 03:15:15.820
What's happening?

03:15:15.820 --> 03:15:16.820
Bro, slow down.

03:15:16.820 --> 03:15:17.820
That's it.

03:15:17.820 --> 03:15:18.820
I don't have any more.

03:15:18.820 --> 03:15:20.820
All right, you want me to go again?

03:15:20.820 --> 03:15:25.900
What's up, Giddy?

03:15:25.900 --> 03:15:28.360
How many JCs does it take to change light bulb?

03:15:28.360 --> 03:15:29.360
Let me guess, bro.

03:15:29.360 --> 03:15:30.360
Seven.

03:15:30.360 --> 03:15:31.360
Let me guess seven.

03:15:31.360 --> 03:15:35.480
Nope, ten because you went one in ten, fat ass.

03:15:35.480 --> 03:15:36.480
RJ, really?

03:15:36.480 --> 03:15:37.480
No, RJ!

03:15:37.480 --> 03:15:40.760
RJ, really? No, RJ, really? Seriously, RJ, really?

03:15:40.760 --> 03:15:42.760
Yo, what's up, Mora? Pleasure to meet you.

03:15:42.760 --> 03:15:47.760
Yo, mini-sukla, what's up, bro? My name is not Mora, bro. I don't have a gigantic nose.

03:15:47.760 --> 03:15:49.260
Oh, my bad, my bad.

03:15:49.260 --> 03:15:52.040
So, do you know what were Stephen Hawking's last words?

03:15:52.040 --> 03:15:53.040
What?

03:15:53.040 --> 03:16:08.960
You got pay bro you got pay

03:16:08.960 --> 03:16:15.600
No I didn't I got no messages I got no I got no home I got no message

03:16:15.600 --> 03:16:20.520
Adam Adam slow down slow down first off Adam did high-fives DM you on twitch

03:16:20.520 --> 03:16:25.520
No, we didn't know I got no messages. I got no messages.

03:16:25.520 --> 03:16:28.520
Bro, Adam, I can't even really hear you because of your mic!

03:16:28.520 --> 03:16:32.520
It was the undercase t, not an uppercase, that's right.

03:16:32.520 --> 03:16:36.520
Say your name slowly, so how about I could have whispered you, please.

03:16:36.520 --> 03:16:46.520
T-A-S-2-5-0-1.

03:16:46.520 --> 03:16:48.520
shit.

03:16:48.520 --> 03:16:51.520
Shax. No, no, no Shax. You got paid.

03:16:51.520 --> 03:16:53.520
He got it. He got it.

03:16:53.520 --> 03:16:55.520
Why?

03:16:55.520 --> 03:16:57.520
I don't think so.

03:16:57.520 --> 03:17:01.520
Yo, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

03:17:01.520 --> 03:17:06.520
All right, guys. Dark Feeley.

03:17:06.520 --> 03:17:08.520
Get the streets.

03:17:08.520 --> 03:17:10.520
Where, bro?

03:17:10.520 --> 03:17:12.520
Dark Mo-

03:17:12.520 --> 03:17:14.520
I

03:17:15.400 --> 03:17:17.400
Got you

03:17:17.920 --> 03:17:20.920
What do you call two twins that are in love with each other?

03:17:22.120 --> 03:17:24.920
Wait, no, fuck up Ben. Goddamn it

03:17:27.880 --> 03:17:33.240
How many fat losers does it take to pay me how many bro, how many?

03:17:35.520 --> 03:17:37.520
Probably

03:17:37.520 --> 03:17:59.920
What is brown and good for your teeth?

03:17:59.920 --> 03:18:07.640
toothpaste so oh no toothpaste yo Adam it's not like it's a scepticon Adam have

03:18:07.640 --> 03:18:13.740
you seen Transformers Adam you shot like it's a scepticon we're in here

03:18:13.740 --> 03:18:24.160
we need Transformers you see I don't have paper yeah bro your shit out of

03:18:24.160 --> 03:18:30.520
luck bro your shit I love you need PayPal dude I fat loser scammer you look

03:18:30.520 --> 03:18:37.560
like a sperm head can't you just make a PayPal I'm so confused yeah let me do

03:18:37.560 --> 03:18:42.400
that yeah I be like a really can use your head bro

03:18:42.400 --> 03:18:44.400
What's up, bro?

03:18:44.400 --> 03:18:46.400
What's up, bro?

03:18:46.400 --> 03:18:48.400
What kind of music do you play in this life?

03:18:48.400 --> 03:18:50.400
Uh, jazz music?

03:18:50.400 --> 03:18:52.400
Neptune.

03:18:52.400 --> 03:18:54.400
Tune.

03:18:54.400 --> 03:18:56.400
Yeah.

03:18:56.400 --> 03:18:58.400
Yeah.

03:18:58.400 --> 03:19:00.400
Yeah.

03:19:00.400 --> 03:19:02.400
Yeah.

03:19:02.400 --> 03:19:04.400
Yeah.

03:19:04.400 --> 03:19:06.400
Yeah.

03:19:06.400 --> 03:19:08.400
Yeah.

03:19:08.400 --> 03:19:10.400
Yeah.

03:19:10.400 --> 03:19:24.080
Yo, what do you mean you're money what do you mean you're money bro?

03:19:24.080 --> 03:19:32.320
Yo hey Decepticon Decepticon you're gonna get your money Decepticon

03:19:32.320 --> 03:19:34.320
I

03:19:37.480 --> 03:19:43.360
Need it bro, come on bro out. I didn't laugh. I have to verbally laugh bro. I didn't laugh

03:19:48.200 --> 03:19:52.080
Oh shag, I'm not gonna do an example because you're gonna say I laughed

03:19:59.080 --> 03:20:01.080
What

03:20:02.320 --> 03:20:04.320
Oh

03:20:04.720 --> 03:20:08.080
Have to make me laugh, bro. I didn't laugh, bro. This guy's lying

03:20:08.960 --> 03:20:13.280
I know this guy's lying. It's not a scam. It's not everything is a scam

03:20:14.480 --> 03:20:16.480
This guy's not like I did not laugh

03:20:17.600 --> 03:20:19.600
Go away bro

03:20:20.000 --> 03:20:22.680
Bro, no lobby. No lobby. No lobby. What?

03:20:24.360 --> 03:20:26.360
What's an emo's favorite fruit?

03:20:27.160 --> 03:20:29.400
What the low hanging one?

03:20:29.400 --> 03:20:33.400
What's the low-hanging fruit?

03:20:33.400 --> 03:20:36.400
Uh, don't worry about a chag.

03:20:36.400 --> 03:20:38.400
The low-hanging one.

03:20:38.400 --> 03:20:41.400
Uh, also I understand the rules and things here.

03:20:41.400 --> 03:20:42.400
I finally get it.

03:20:42.400 --> 03:20:45.400
If we make you laugh, you don't get paid.

03:20:45.400 --> 03:20:47.400
We never, ever, ever get paid.

03:20:47.400 --> 03:20:51.400
And now I'm sad because I made you laugh

03:20:51.400 --> 03:20:54.400
and I put out my whole day just to make you laugh.

03:20:54.400 --> 03:20:57.400
I quit my day job at my mom.

03:20:57.400 --> 03:20:58.240
No, no.

03:20:58.240 --> 03:21:00.640
He's expecting me to give money.

03:21:00.640 --> 03:21:01.800
No, no.

03:21:01.800 --> 03:21:03.120
Shag money.

03:21:03.120 --> 03:21:06.160
Yo, Adam, shut your mic up.

03:21:06.160 --> 03:21:08.320
Yo, Shag, listen, bro.

03:21:08.320 --> 03:21:10.160
You did not, did you quit your job, bro?

03:21:10.160 --> 03:21:11.200
For a comedy night, bro?

03:21:11.200 --> 03:21:12.080
Come on, Shag.

03:21:12.080 --> 03:21:14.480
Yeah, this is my main job now.

03:21:14.480 --> 03:21:15.440
Oh my God.

03:21:15.440 --> 03:21:17.640
My parents are both proud of me.

03:21:20.280 --> 03:21:21.440
Just pay this guy, bro.

03:21:21.440 --> 03:21:23.240
What is your Twitch, bro?

03:21:23.240 --> 03:21:25.080
You already have a...

03:21:25.080 --> 03:21:26.240
I know it.

03:21:26.240 --> 03:21:27.120
We know it.

03:21:27.120 --> 03:21:47.880
know my bro we paid you bro how much you already know you know what's the

03:21:47.880 --> 03:21:55.400
number oh my god yo what's up miss sir K you know what's up bro so what do you

03:21:55.400 --> 03:22:02.400
I call a kid with balancing problems, a vasagonal.

03:22:02.400 --> 03:22:06.400
Special forces.

03:22:06.400 --> 03:22:11.400
How does someone lose their teeth?

03:22:11.400 --> 03:22:12.400
Knuckle sandwich.

03:22:12.400 --> 03:22:17.400
Two spades.

03:22:17.400 --> 03:22:18.400
Oh, man.

03:22:18.400 --> 03:22:20.400
Jenssen, I let the longer slurs out.

03:22:20.400 --> 03:22:21.400
I'll beat you up.

03:22:21.400 --> 03:22:22.400
Yo, Adam.

03:22:22.400 --> 03:22:23.400
I'm ten minutes away.

03:22:23.400 --> 03:22:24.400
I'll beat you up.

03:22:24.400 --> 03:22:28.360
What yo Adam listen bro did you not get paid or what? What's your problem?

03:22:30.200 --> 03:22:33.760
Yeah, it's not gonna be in four seconds. Okay. High-fives isn't a god

03:22:34.200 --> 03:22:36.200
You're gonna get paid

03:22:40.400 --> 03:22:42.400
Yeah, is this guy threatening me

03:22:42.480 --> 03:22:46.560
Hey, hey tasks do me a favor bro. Maybe turn on whispers

03:22:46.560 --> 03:22:50.320
Do you even read chat? High-fives can't message you because you didn't turn on your wish

03:22:51.760 --> 03:22:53.760
Are you

03:22:55.160 --> 03:22:58.360
So you're pressing me you're pressing me and you're

03:22:59.680 --> 03:23:01.680
Hi boys check your with

03:23:06.800 --> 03:23:13.280
Shag no check no it's not literally whispering. It's twitch whispers

03:23:20.000 --> 03:23:24.280
Bro, we're not what yo does anybody know how to do it how do you do it?

03:23:24.400 --> 03:23:26.400
I

03:23:26.560 --> 03:23:31.760
Man my home page so far page your settings go to your setting

03:23:33.640 --> 03:23:37.520
You know what bro, why don't you just ask Bernard Brown and then get back to me

03:23:45.680 --> 03:23:47.680
Yo, Jinxie, how's it going?

03:23:48.680 --> 03:23:50.680
Yeah, what's up, man?

03:23:50.840 --> 03:23:53.980
Hey big fan. Why did Sally fall off the swing?

03:23:54.400 --> 03:23:55.400
Why?

03:23:55.400 --> 03:23:58.040
Because she had no arms.

03:23:58.040 --> 03:23:59.800
Why couldn't she get back up?

03:23:59.800 --> 03:24:01.760
Because she had no arms.

03:24:01.760 --> 03:24:04.600
Because she had no foot!

03:24:04.600 --> 03:24:11.640
We're JXI, I'm Tilly, come to my mic.

03:24:11.640 --> 03:24:12.640
Oh!

03:24:12.640 --> 03:24:13.640
Yo, JXI.

03:24:13.640 --> 03:24:14.640
Bro, what?

03:24:14.640 --> 03:24:15.640
JXI.

03:24:15.640 --> 03:24:16.640
What?

03:24:16.640 --> 03:24:17.640
What?

03:24:17.640 --> 03:24:18.640
What?

03:24:18.640 --> 03:24:19.640
What?

03:24:19.640 --> 03:24:20.640
What?

03:24:20.640 --> 03:24:21.640
What?

03:24:21.640 --> 03:24:22.640
What?

03:24:22.640 --> 03:24:27.640
Where does Darth Vader get his shoes from?

03:24:27.640 --> 03:24:29.640
Where?

03:24:29.640 --> 03:24:45.640
Where does Darth Maul get his sneakers?

03:24:45.640 --> 03:24:50.640
Where?

03:24:50.640 --> 03:24:52.640
The ball

03:24:55.800 --> 03:24:59.800
I got yo, what up? Can you see I'm back my name? I

03:25:01.880 --> 03:25:06.160
Got to get out of here, bro. I got to get out of here dude like I gotta get out of here

03:25:07.120 --> 03:25:10.800
Bro, oh my god. I don't know why it's funny bro

03:25:12.120 --> 03:25:14.120
Slash thank you for the prime

03:25:14.800 --> 03:25:18.920
Pay up. Yeah, but it's like I'm I'm already paying shag

03:25:18.920 --> 03:25:25.920
And I'm alive to get shot.

03:25:25.920 --> 03:25:33.920
Bro, oh my god, bro.

03:25:33.920 --> 03:25:35.920
Oh my god, bro.

03:25:35.920 --> 03:25:39.920
Oh my god.

03:25:39.920 --> 03:25:41.920
I must pay the winners.

03:25:41.920 --> 03:25:43.920
Pay the winners, I'm on.

03:25:43.920 --> 03:25:44.920
I'm not paying, bro.

03:25:44.920 --> 03:25:46.920
Pay the winners, pay the winners.

03:25:46.920 --> 03:25:48.920
All right chat, counter strike.

03:26:09.960 --> 03:26:11.560
Okay now chat.

03:26:14.680 --> 03:26:16.280
Should we rep a little bit of cases?

03:26:16.920 --> 03:26:23.600
Well, okay, okay, okay, hide mine should we rip up a little bit of cases maybe

03:26:24.760 --> 03:26:26.760
We play a game first probably play a game

03:26:28.320 --> 03:26:34.920
Bro chat look I'm almost level 10 for a competitive guys. I'm almost level 10 for competitive guys guys

03:26:34.920 --> 03:26:38.440
I can play with my carambe dopla carambe dopla carambe dopla

03:26:46.920 --> 03:26:48.920
I

03:26:56.200 --> 03:26:59.000
Do you do to yes, yes

03:27:04.280 --> 03:27:07.360
I fucking love this map

03:27:16.920 --> 03:27:25.600
Who wants to get arped in the face?

03:27:25.600 --> 03:27:30.120
Who wants to get arped in the face, Karembi Doplar with the gloves?

03:27:30.120 --> 03:27:31.120
Oh!

03:27:31.120 --> 03:27:32.120
Oh!

03:27:32.120 --> 03:27:33.120
Oh!

03:27:33.120 --> 03:27:34.120
Oh!

03:27:34.120 --> 03:27:35.120
Oh!

03:27:35.120 --> 03:27:36.120
Oh!

03:27:36.120 --> 03:27:37.120
Oh!

03:27:37.120 --> 03:27:38.120
Oh!

03:27:38.120 --> 03:27:39.120
Oh!

03:27:39.120 --> 03:27:40.120
Oh!

03:27:40.120 --> 03:27:41.120
Oh!

03:27:41.120 --> 03:27:42.120
Oh!

03:27:42.120 --> 03:27:43.120
Oh!

03:27:43.120 --> 03:27:44.120
Oh!

03:27:44.120 --> 03:27:45.120
Oh!

03:27:45.120 --> 03:27:50.120
What? What? What? What? What? What?

03:27:50.120 --> 03:27:52.120
Let's have a lunch.

03:27:52.120 --> 03:27:55.120
Yo boys, how's it going?

03:27:57.120 --> 03:27:59.120
Baaar.

03:28:01.120 --> 03:28:05.120
Caramba et opla. Caramba et opla.

03:28:05.120 --> 03:28:07.120
You're Zim, you're cheating.

03:28:07.120 --> 03:28:11.120
Yeah, it's a music and mouse on a mouse game.

03:28:11.120 --> 03:28:14.220
I'm not using it on console like a fucking chud

03:28:28.440 --> 03:28:31.640
He ate that bullet like a Hershey's chocolate bar mother

03:28:33.140 --> 03:28:37.360
Yo, Matias, bro, don't play with your left hand bro. Don't play with your left hand

03:28:37.360 --> 03:28:44.360
guys use your right hand guys

03:28:44.360 --> 03:28:47.360
just got a nod jingx

03:28:47.360 --> 03:28:51.360
yeah bro it's not it's not it's fake

03:28:51.360 --> 03:28:54.360
jinx he say lob city if you're real right now

03:28:54.360 --> 03:28:57.360
hey lob city what's up bro

03:28:57.360 --> 03:28:59.360
stop it

03:28:59.360 --> 03:29:02.360
yo bro win the 1v1 he's in front of you in the door

03:29:02.360 --> 03:29:04.360
the door the door

03:29:04.360 --> 03:29:05.640
No, no!

03:29:05.640 --> 03:29:07.600
That's by Jett!

03:29:07.600 --> 03:29:08.880
That door!

03:29:10.160 --> 03:29:10.880
Close left.

03:29:12.880 --> 03:29:15.720
Bro, Jinxie, what are you live on? I need to go check this shit.

03:29:17.400 --> 03:29:19.640
Devious, devious, devious, devious, devious, devious!

03:29:20.960 --> 03:29:22.800
Devious, devious, devious, devious!

03:29:23.720 --> 03:29:25.960
Bro, I'm live in, um, what's it called?

03:29:25.960 --> 03:29:26.680
This is now real.

03:29:26.680 --> 03:29:27.840
I'm live in, um...

03:29:27.840 --> 03:29:29.480
Holy shit, wait! Is that the Jinxie with the fuck?

03:29:30.920 --> 03:29:31.720
No!

03:29:31.720 --> 03:29:32.600
No!

03:29:32.600 --> 03:29:34.600
I

03:29:41.040 --> 03:29:45.040
Think you can you got me faces bro how many cases do you want bro?

03:29:48.680 --> 03:29:54.040
Hey bro cases will ruin your life none of them and listen cases will ruin your life, bro

03:29:54.520 --> 03:29:59.860
You see this night for others for $100 all night this took $20,000

03:30:32.600 --> 03:30:40.760
Listen 3v3 scenario one guy go be I have a

03:30:40.760 --> 03:30:42.760
Hey!

03:30:42.760 --> 03:30:44.760
They're going B, they're going B.

03:30:44.760 --> 03:30:46.760
That's go-go.

03:30:46.760 --> 03:30:48.760
Say one line here, bro.

03:30:50.760 --> 03:30:52.760
Oh, one long A.

03:30:52.760 --> 03:30:54.760
Maybe I'm gonna go...

03:30:56.760 --> 03:30:58.760
Shite.

03:30:58.760 --> 03:31:00.760
Yo, deep and spotless, just relax, bro.

03:31:00.760 --> 03:31:01.760
Eh.

03:31:01.760 --> 03:31:03.760
Wait, you said one's going A!

03:31:06.760 --> 03:31:08.760
Nice call.

03:31:10.760 --> 03:31:17.760
I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here.

03:31:17.760 --> 03:31:26.760
I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here.

03:31:26.760 --> 03:31:55.880
3, 2, 1, nice guys, there we go, that's what I'm talking about.

03:31:55.880 --> 03:32:00.300
You better run, you better run, you better run

03:32:00.300 --> 03:32:02.660
Instiful Samson

03:32:12.880 --> 03:32:14.000
Pull my Wiener out?

03:32:18.000 --> 03:32:20.800
Carambitopla, Carambitopla

03:32:25.880 --> 03:32:27.880
Fuck, are you looking at me?

03:32:28.880 --> 03:32:31.880
It makes you wonder, does some people just not have headsets or something?

03:32:38.880 --> 03:32:40.880
It makes you think they didn't think.

03:32:40.880 --> 03:32:41.880
That's the question, something.

03:32:41.880 --> 03:32:43.880
Is he just not playing with a headset?

03:32:49.880 --> 03:32:51.880
He's trying to know what's on that side of you.

03:32:55.880 --> 03:33:02.880
I think I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

03:33:13.320 --> 03:33:15.600
Upper mid, upper mid, upper mid.

03:33:15.600 --> 03:33:18.040
One meat, one.

03:33:18.040 --> 03:33:20.280
Oh, lower mid.

03:33:20.280 --> 03:33:23.280
He's in the door already!

03:33:25.880 --> 03:33:30.760
Listen to me to all you gotta do is kill the guy that's on the diffuser and quickly

03:33:30.760 --> 03:33:36.000
interviews the other guys off site kill the guy that's on the diffuser kill them

03:33:36.000 --> 03:33:43.880
kill them kill them yeah yeah yeah

03:33:43.880 --> 03:33:49.840
Don't look back just shut me

03:33:49.840 --> 03:33:51.840
i am sorry now that

03:33:51.840 --> 03:33:53.840
i am sorry now that

03:33:53.840 --> 03:33:55.840
no no no no

03:33:59.840 --> 03:34:01.840
listen

03:34:01.840 --> 03:34:03.840
everything is okay because i am going to op somebody

03:34:03.840 --> 03:34:05.840
in the fucking nostrum

03:34:05.840 --> 03:34:07.840
okay

03:34:09.840 --> 03:34:11.840
i am doing it

03:34:11.840 --> 03:34:13.840
move it

03:34:19.840 --> 03:34:26.840
of

03:34:26.840 --> 03:34:29.840
the

03:34:29.840 --> 03:34:34.840
death of

03:34:34.840 --> 03:34:36.840
the

03:34:36.840 --> 03:34:39.840
death of

03:34:39.840 --> 03:34:44.840
the

03:34:44.840 --> 03:34:47.840
death of

03:34:47.840 --> 03:34:49.840
I'm gonna blast some blue by car.

03:34:54.840 --> 03:34:56.840
We got bomb back here. We got...

03:34:57.840 --> 03:34:59.840
Watch out, orange.

03:35:01.840 --> 03:35:03.840
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

03:35:03.840 --> 03:35:05.840
Oh, it's meh!

03:35:05.840 --> 03:35:07.840
I don't think it's meh!

03:35:07.840 --> 03:35:09.840
I don't think it's meh!

03:35:11.840 --> 03:35:14.840
We're having like a campfire on top of the sky,

03:35:14.840 --> 03:35:16.840
and he's worried about me.

03:35:16.840 --> 03:35:30.240
You guys got this man 4v2, we don't need to get him.

03:35:30.240 --> 03:35:41.020
Nice guys, 2v1, he's aiming at peanuts level, wait he's aiming at peanuts level, he can't

03:35:41.020 --> 03:35:43.020
Cross without you knowing about it

03:35:56.740 --> 03:35:58.740
Big-time players make big-time plays

03:36:01.140 --> 03:36:04.060
Guys I want everybody in this team to do me a favor check the kill feed

03:36:41.020 --> 03:36:56.140
a bomb off I did all that which one's my shotgun I hate using the scroll wheel I'm

03:36:56.140 --> 03:37:02.980
gonna have an aneurysm I'm trying to switch to my shotgun but I just can't do it I just

03:37:02.980 --> 03:37:04.980
I just can't do it!

03:37:04.980 --> 03:37:06.980
I just can't do it!

03:37:09.980 --> 03:37:12.980
My bad on that one, boys. He is lit, I believe.

03:37:12.980 --> 03:37:14.980
Well, good.

03:37:16.980 --> 03:37:18.980
Oh, you can use one, two, three to switch the guns?

03:37:18.980 --> 03:37:20.980
Oh, I was using the scroll wheel.

03:37:20.980 --> 03:37:21.980
Alright.

03:37:21.980 --> 03:37:23.980
I'm not gonna lie to that same shit.

03:37:23.980 --> 03:37:25.980
Fuck!

03:37:25.980 --> 03:37:27.980
Good try.

03:37:27.980 --> 03:37:51.980
You can press one what?

03:37:51.980 --> 03:38:01.980
That's another one inside him!

03:38:01.980 --> 03:38:07.980
I can't see shit like he's dead and this is another idiot inside of his dead body!

03:38:07.980 --> 03:38:17.980
What is that?

03:38:17.980 --> 03:38:25.340
with the SMG lol yo bro I have like nine hours of playtime what yeah nice roast

03:38:25.340 --> 03:38:31.780
bro what do you mean try to get some G shut the fuck up I don't know what any

03:38:31.780 --> 03:38:33.780
That means

03:39:31.780 --> 03:39:46.020
I'm telling you, it's our lack of callouts.

03:39:46.020 --> 03:39:47.020
He's right, bro.

03:39:47.020 --> 03:39:48.020
He's right.

03:39:48.020 --> 03:39:49.020
We got this one.

03:39:49.020 --> 03:39:50.020
He's right.

03:39:50.020 --> 03:39:51.020
No, no, no.

03:39:51.020 --> 03:39:52.020
Coach is right.

03:39:52.020 --> 03:39:53.020
Coach is right, guys.

03:39:53.020 --> 03:39:55.020
I'm gonna sit here by the long group

03:39:55.020 --> 03:39:56.020
Moving start

03:39:56.020 --> 03:39:57.020
I'm ready

03:39:57.020 --> 03:39:58.020
Watch

03:40:04.020 --> 03:40:05.020
One more, one more

03:40:06.020 --> 03:40:07.020
Flash one

03:40:07.020 --> 03:40:08.020
Every time I take it's a-

03:40:08.020 --> 03:40:09.020
I've got one

03:40:18.020 --> 03:40:21.020
On me, catch, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got

03:40:23.020 --> 03:40:26.820
too long too long out long

03:40:26.820 --> 03:40:33.460
you got me right you got me right oh my fucking god

03:41:03.460 --> 03:41:11.640
I got you, I got you. He flashes me, then runs at me and shoots me 12 times and then

03:41:11.640 --> 03:41:14.160
doesn't die till I'm dead.

03:41:14.160 --> 03:41:36.560
So, alright, what I understand about these guys, you know, they just alternate the side

03:41:36.560 --> 03:41:43.700
every time so there's gonna go be this time like where they go but I'm gonna go

03:41:43.700 --> 03:41:48.400
up there they just all

03:41:58.400 --> 03:42:03.120
never mind they're all long again those luck is be lover

03:42:06.560 --> 03:42:30.560
I mean okay I'm just outgunned every round AK, AK, AK, AK, AK, I just have to stay in

03:42:30.560 --> 03:42:45.560
I love it all, I just die instantly, like, like, I, I just INSIDELY DIE!

03:42:45.560 --> 03:42:46.560
TESTED!

03:42:46.560 --> 03:42:54.560
Bro got flashbangs, what did it mean?

03:42:54.560 --> 03:43:04.560
I'm... my camera got the last name?

03:43:04.560 --> 03:43:14.560
Wait, am I going to be able to buy that guy?

03:43:44.560 --> 03:43:50.660
I'm like tweaking my camera and then he runs at me once you miss the first three

03:43:50.660 --> 03:43:54.540
you just miss them all. Mr. Worst of Everybody. I just got a negative in CS in like a month,

03:43:54.540 --> 03:43:59.080
but now I'm going like triple negative. I mean it's like once you miss the first three

03:43:59.080 --> 03:44:04.200
bullets you just miss the rest. It's like the laws of God in gaming bro. If you miss

03:44:04.200 --> 03:44:14.200
Just the first three you just missed the rest.

03:44:14.200 --> 03:44:17.200
I think I'm about to have like a, I'm about to have like a, I'm about to have like a,

03:44:17.200 --> 03:44:19.200
can this camera work?

03:44:19.200 --> 03:44:22.200
I'm about to have like a manic episode, Miss Daconeer.

03:44:22.200 --> 03:44:26.200
Like every round it's just, I just get literally fucked in my tight hole.

03:44:26.200 --> 03:44:30.200
Every round.

03:44:30.200 --> 03:44:32.200
This camera's gonna, oh my god, this camera's gonna.

03:44:32.200 --> 03:44:35.080
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

03:44:35.080 --> 03:44:37.080
work, work, work!

03:44:39.680 --> 03:44:43.680
Stop twisting and spinning and slipping, just work!

03:45:00.200 --> 03:45:07.200
I missed the biphase again.

03:45:07.200 --> 03:45:20.200
I'm never dying again.

03:45:20.200 --> 03:45:25.200
I'm never dying again.

03:45:25.200 --> 03:45:32.200
secret. I was tying to move it along. I'm sorry.

03:45:36.120 --> 03:45:41.120
Oh, there's two horrible players in tunnels.

03:45:41.120 --> 03:45:48.120
Bomb has been planted.

03:45:48.120 --> 03:46:03.000
I'm going to actually kill myself because of this camera in GTA.

03:46:03.000 --> 03:46:07.600
Once we get AKs, they're not winning around, these guys are fucking horrible.

03:46:07.600 --> 03:46:12.840
I'm 4 and 10.

03:46:12.840 --> 03:46:16.200
Once we get AKs, like it's just, it's not even possible to lose.

03:46:16.200 --> 03:46:21.280
These guys are literally the worst players that I've ever been formed on against in my life.

03:46:21.280 --> 03:46:23.120
They're so lucky it's insane.

03:46:23.120 --> 03:46:26.720
Of course they're A-Long.

03:46:26.720 --> 03:46:31.720
Let's get the wallhack like Wallahi.

03:46:31.720 --> 03:46:34.720
Wallahi he's wallhacking.

03:46:34.720 --> 03:46:37.720
Wallahi he's wallhacking.

03:46:37.720 --> 03:46:38.720
Wallahi.

03:46:38.720 --> 03:46:43.720
I died of timing.

03:46:43.720 --> 03:46:45.720
OR BE DEAD ASS!

03:46:45.720 --> 03:46:47.720
I GET TIMINGED!

03:46:50.720 --> 03:46:52.720
Dearest wind.

03:46:56.720 --> 03:46:58.720
Hey, we got this.

03:46:58.720 --> 03:46:59.720
Fine.

03:47:00.720 --> 03:47:02.720
Let's go, let's go!

03:47:02.720 --> 03:47:05.720
Hey, how does that guy have a skin? How does that guy have a skin?!

03:47:05.720 --> 03:47:07.720
Bath, how do you have a skin? It's a yes.

03:47:13.720 --> 03:47:20.400
the fattest nipples ever three nipples yeah it's a zit round fuck off

03:47:20.400 --> 03:47:22.400
Oh my god.

03:47:33.600 --> 03:47:35.600
There is so many people in that.

03:47:43.040 --> 03:47:45.920
Yo, keep typing three nipples. I'm gonna end this fucking stream.

03:47:50.400 --> 03:47:51.400
Flanked me.

03:47:51.400 --> 03:47:52.400
AHHHHH!

03:47:52.400 --> 03:47:54.400
Oh, that's pretty quiet.

03:47:58.400 --> 03:47:59.400
What's that?

03:47:59.400 --> 03:48:01.400
I don't have three nipples!

03:48:01.400 --> 03:48:03.400
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

03:48:03.400 --> 03:48:04.400
Locking.

03:48:08.400 --> 03:48:09.400
Good start, bro.

03:48:09.400 --> 03:48:11.400
These guys are the worst players ever.

03:48:13.400 --> 03:48:14.400
Third nipple.

03:48:14.400 --> 03:48:15.400
Three nipples.

03:48:15.400 --> 03:48:16.400
Three nipples.

03:48:16.400 --> 03:48:17.400
Three nipples.

03:48:17.400 --> 03:48:18.400
Three nipples.

03:48:18.400 --> 03:48:23.580
nipples third nipples your chat it's called it's it y'all never had a zip

03:48:23.580 --> 03:48:31.780
before run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run

03:48:31.780 --> 03:48:46.820
run run run run run all right I have an AK I'm never dying again team I swear

03:48:46.820 --> 03:48:54.580
Let's hit middle then a mid then a mid then a from back to me a mid a

03:48:55.180 --> 03:48:57.180
mid cat a

03:49:16.820 --> 03:49:23.820
Oh, it's too big. It's too mid to it. Too mid to it.

03:49:23.820 --> 03:49:28.820
Nice. Nice.

03:49:28.820 --> 03:49:30.820
Nice.

03:49:30.820 --> 03:49:33.820
Oh, the last guy might be mid. I'm not even kidding. He might come under you.

03:49:33.820 --> 03:49:37.820
No, catch, catch, catch, catch, catch!

03:49:37.820 --> 03:49:40.820
Yes! Let's go, guys!

03:49:46.820 --> 03:49:48.820
We win this, and we'll see you at the end of the day.

03:49:51.620 --> 03:49:53.620
Wait a minute, can you mute the stream? What do you say?

03:49:56.820 --> 03:50:00.820
Yo, that's my bad bro. We win this, and it gives me your information.

03:50:00.820 --> 03:50:02.820
Gift you have what? Gift you what?

03:50:02.820 --> 03:50:04.820
The, uh, I believe...

03:50:04.820 --> 03:50:05.820
VAS!

03:50:05.820 --> 03:50:07.820
Yeah? No? Yes.

03:50:09.820 --> 03:50:11.820
Where's that skateboard of dollars?

03:50:11.820 --> 03:50:13.820
Okay, push that.

03:50:43.820 --> 03:50:47.660
I got one eagle. I got one tap. I got one tap eagle. I got one

03:50:54.460 --> 03:50:59.220
Triple nipple neck it's not a third nipple. It is a

03:51:07.260 --> 03:51:09.260
Two minutes you may like

03:51:13.820 --> 03:51:30.580
I get flashed. I don't think this is the unbiased way. This is the unluckiest shit I've ever

03:51:30.580 --> 03:51:37.700
seen in my life. I'm not even here. Put a shirt on, you fat lark. Like, as I move,

03:51:37.700 --> 03:51:40.980
He flashes and swings and I move into the flash.

03:51:40.980 --> 03:51:46.980
I've died to timing twice, and then every time I think they're going to the right, they have

03:51:46.980 --> 03:51:50.980
the other side.

03:51:50.980 --> 03:51:56.100
And I haven't gone negative in the CS in like actually, actually a month.

03:51:56.100 --> 03:51:59.100
And I'm 5 and 10th down!

03:51:59.100 --> 03:52:04.100
How the fuck?

03:52:04.100 --> 03:52:11.100
That song is good.

03:52:11.100 --> 03:52:16.100
That song is good.

03:52:16.100 --> 03:52:19.100
That song is good.

03:52:19.100 --> 03:52:24.100
That song is good.

03:52:24.100 --> 03:52:25.100
Right, have an AK.

03:52:25.100 --> 03:52:29.100
It's time to step it up.

03:52:29.100 --> 03:52:30.100
Yo, let's hit B, bro.

03:52:30.100 --> 03:52:31.100
Let's hit B.

03:52:31.100 --> 03:52:32.100
Let's hit B.

03:52:32.100 --> 03:52:34.100
I like how that...

03:52:39.100 --> 03:52:41.100
I think we should do something about it down here.

03:52:52.100 --> 03:52:54.100
I mean, I'm the first guy in and I don't get traded.

03:52:54.100 --> 03:53:03.300
Is it a funny how they're ready though?

03:53:03.300 --> 03:53:13.340
Is it a funny how they're just running out of the tunnel and we haven't done that a single

03:53:13.340 --> 03:53:14.340
time?

03:53:14.340 --> 03:53:19.780
Yeah, I've never gone 5 and 6 in this game.

03:53:19.780 --> 03:53:22.540
Maybe only for my first day.

03:53:22.540 --> 03:53:25.540
I think it's just playing, I think it's just bad boss play.

03:53:33.840 --> 03:53:35.340
I'm actually gonna have an aneurysm.

03:53:45.540 --> 03:53:46.640
But they aren't sniping.

03:53:46.640 --> 03:53:47.940
Yeah, no, I didn't think they're sniping.

03:53:47.940 --> 03:53:50.440
I think they're just the five luckiest individuals

03:53:50.440 --> 03:53:55.320
who have ever played a video game ever. Every time I go somewhere, they're not there. Every

03:53:55.320 --> 03:54:00.960
time I peek, I get flashed. Every time I turn my back, I get shot in the back. These guys

03:54:00.960 --> 03:54:07.960
would be the luckiest human beings I've ever played in my life. I can't even get gunfire.

03:54:07.960 --> 03:54:08.960
gunfights

03:54:08.960 --> 03:54:14.960
i'm just dead at every round

03:54:14.960 --> 03:54:19.960
i know where he is, he's on the hop up

03:54:19.960 --> 03:54:24.960
if i take this gunfight, i'm on the hop up

03:54:24.960 --> 03:54:29.960
he's on the hop up though i know he is

03:54:29.960 --> 03:54:31.960
look at that, a gunfight

03:54:31.960 --> 03:54:33.960
I'm in the bottom of the game.

03:54:33.960 --> 03:54:35.960
It's different when you catch it in the back, right?

03:54:38.960 --> 03:54:40.960
I think they have nobody on the...

03:54:43.960 --> 03:54:45.960
It's a planter, a planter.

03:54:46.960 --> 03:54:48.960
Uh, welcome to the U.A.

03:54:56.960 --> 03:54:58.960
I mean, it's just game sense, really.

03:54:58.960 --> 03:55:00.960
Hey, it's just fucking game sense

03:55:03.680 --> 03:55:06.560
It's just game sense that's all it's just game sense

03:55:11.840 --> 03:55:13.840
All right, that's gonna be mid

03:55:13.840 --> 03:55:15.840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:55:20.840 --> 03:55:22.840
Watch the sniping, go back.

03:55:26.840 --> 03:55:28.840
Just smoke it off, smoke it off, smoke it off.

03:55:28.840 --> 03:55:30.840
What did I say?

03:55:37.840 --> 03:55:39.840
Got him, got him.

03:55:39.840 --> 03:55:43.840
I'm getting baited again. Wait, I want to bait. Let me bait. Let me bait.

03:55:45.840 --> 03:55:46.840
I want to bait.

03:55:56.840 --> 03:55:58.840
I'm just directly shooting on the hatch.

03:56:01.840 --> 03:56:04.840
Uh, CT spawn, right? Yeah, CT spawn with the pistols. It's like under the AA.

03:56:05.840 --> 03:56:07.840
There's three. CT spawn with the pistols. He's under you, yup.

03:56:09.840 --> 03:56:11.840
He's going to step on it.

03:56:11.840 --> 03:56:13.840
Yeah.

03:56:13.840 --> 03:56:15.840
He's going to step on it.

03:56:15.840 --> 03:56:17.840
Yeah.

03:56:17.840 --> 03:56:19.840
Did you make flash to you? Yeah, that'd be the third time.

03:56:21.840 --> 03:56:23.840
But I mean, I'm 6 and 7, so I can't complain.

03:56:23.840 --> 03:56:25.840
I just...

03:56:25.840 --> 03:56:27.840
I...

03:56:27.840 --> 03:56:29.840
I haven't had a game of CS go just bad in a month.

03:56:31.840 --> 03:56:33.840
Like, I played this game off stream, I played it this morning.

03:56:33.840 --> 03:56:35.840
I was like 20 and 12.

03:56:39.840 --> 03:56:47.840
Bro, I don't like this mid-check, they just off long, let's just, I think we just hit B bro, and like don't pay him to stack B.

03:56:47.840 --> 03:56:49.840
Yeah, yeah, I just want a hard rush.

03:56:49.840 --> 03:56:53.840
Yeah, like we have to all 5 man commander, it's not gonna work, like you can't make it.

03:56:53.840 --> 03:56:55.840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:57:03.840 --> 03:57:07.840
Alright, they fired it off for the first time I'll get it.

03:57:07.840 --> 03:57:18.840
I think we should still commit to it. What do you guys think?

03:57:18.840 --> 03:57:20.840
Oh, fuck it.

03:57:20.840 --> 03:57:22.840
Let's try to go cat.

03:57:22.840 --> 03:57:25.840
I'm going flashback.

03:57:25.840 --> 03:57:28.840
Ah, fuck it. Let's go cat. Let's go upper mid to cat.

03:57:28.840 --> 03:57:45.840
one sitting care, I missed every shot.

03:57:45.840 --> 03:57:55.840
back to your cococo, he's ready, he's ready, he's on cat.

03:58:25.840 --> 03:58:36.840
He was not cheating!

03:58:36.840 --> 03:58:44.360
He was not cheating!

03:58:44.360 --> 03:58:47.420
8 and 16.

03:58:47.420 --> 03:58:48.720
Wow.

03:58:48.720 --> 03:58:49.720
Wow.

03:58:49.720 --> 03:58:50.720
Wow.

03:58:50.720 --> 03:58:52.720
Wow.

03:58:52.720 --> 03:58:54.720
Wow, wow, wow.

03:58:54.720 --> 03:58:56.720
I'ma try to help him long.

03:58:56.720 --> 03:58:58.720
Fuck!

03:59:02.720 --> 03:59:04.720
Quick.

03:59:04.720 --> 03:59:06.720
Throwing the flashback.

03:59:10.720 --> 03:59:12.720
Right, throwing the flashback.

03:59:14.720 --> 03:59:16.720
Almost...

03:59:20.720 --> 03:59:48.720
I've been flashed by my teammates four times.

03:59:48.720 --> 03:59:50.720
Okay, let's go.

03:59:50.720 --> 03:59:52.720
Oh, we're clear.

03:59:52.720 --> 03:59:54.720
Oh, we're clear.

04:00:02.720 --> 04:00:04.720
Clutter Kick.

04:00:04.720 --> 04:00:20.880
So, but when I move and shoot, my bullets go like that.

04:00:20.880 --> 04:00:26.200
My bullets do fuck in circles, but when they move and shoot, it's just, I don't know.

04:00:56.200 --> 04:01:10.560
I killed you, I killed you, it's on my point.

04:01:10.560 --> 04:01:12.800
Just plant, yeah, yeah, just plant here, they're all over me.

04:01:12.800 --> 04:01:14.800
We're gonna even get a fire, just plant, plant, yeah.

04:01:14.800 --> 04:01:16.280
But I gotta only think this.

04:01:16.280 --> 04:01:18.960
You keep throwing, shooting at each other.

04:01:18.960 --> 04:01:20.960
Just hold your gun!

04:01:20.960 --> 04:01:22.960
I've gotten flashed four times!

04:01:22.960 --> 04:01:23.960
Alright!

04:01:23.960 --> 04:01:26.260
All right, we might need that next round.

04:01:28.260 --> 04:01:30.220
I've gotten flashed four times.

04:01:30.220 --> 04:01:31.720
I'm okay, I'm welcoming.

04:01:35.720 --> 04:01:38.120
I don't think we should be modding in a 3D one, man.

04:01:38.120 --> 04:01:40.620
I think we should use the next one.

04:01:40.620 --> 04:01:41.460
Okay.

04:01:41.460 --> 04:01:42.300
Okay.

04:01:42.300 --> 04:01:43.140
Okay.

04:01:43.140 --> 04:01:43.960
Okay.

04:01:43.960 --> 04:01:44.800
Okay.

04:01:44.800 --> 04:01:45.620
Okay.

04:01:45.620 --> 04:01:46.460
Okay.

04:01:46.460 --> 04:01:47.800
Can you make this plop bag?

04:01:47.800 --> 04:01:49.200
Can you lend me, uh,

04:01:49.200 --> 04:01:50.040
Yeah.

04:01:52.200 --> 04:01:53.200
Come on, we can play.

04:01:53.200 --> 04:01:55.600
I guess we can only tie right? Can't it only go 12-12?

04:01:55.600 --> 04:01:57.800
Yeah, no actually you're right bro, we can't go down.

04:01:58.200 --> 04:01:59.200
Bah!

04:02:04.200 --> 04:02:05.200
Together we can do this!

04:02:06.200 --> 04:02:07.200
Let's go my brothers!

04:02:08.200 --> 04:02:11.200
We tied though, I give you a little don't know? No?

04:02:15.200 --> 04:02:16.200
Two more beeps.

04:02:20.200 --> 04:02:21.200
I'm just like...

04:02:23.200 --> 04:02:28.880
horror movie. I mean I'm bad. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm going tons. I'm going fucking tons.

04:02:28.880 --> 04:02:37.120
And what am I? I'm going tons of NK. Like those guys are so fucking bad. Yeah once I get mad it's

04:02:37.120 --> 04:02:43.040
just over. If that goes for any game. To play CS bro you have to literally just be on like Ash

04:02:43.040 --> 04:02:48.880
Lavanda or just like on Adderall. There's no in between. I'm way too sober to play that game.

04:02:48.880 --> 04:02:50.880
All right, bro

04:02:50.960 --> 04:02:56.120
Well chat W stream bro early stream ending early because chat

04:02:56.960 --> 04:03:00.480
I'm in a nine-hour flight to England bro in

04:03:01.040 --> 04:03:08.040
Like later tonight, which I got a nine-hour flight to England. So chat the next YouTube. I love y'all boys

04:03:09.200 --> 04:03:11.200
Chat the next time y'all see me

04:03:12.520 --> 04:03:14.680
Is going to be when I'm in England bro

04:03:14.680 --> 04:03:21.000
The next time y'all see me is going to be when I'm in England. All right chat love y'all boys man. Did they win the round?

04:03:38.600 --> 04:03:43.980
Chat love y'all bro, and I'll see y'all in England man the next time you guys see me is gonna be in England

04:03:43.980 --> 04:03:49.700
I got to finish packing and then go fly out later, but y'all see y'all boys, bro.

04:03:49.700 --> 04:03:51.060
Tomorrow, I'm in England.

04:03:51.060 --> 04:03:51.560
Peace!