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Chat by the way y'all
Chat today we have no high-vives for two hours
No, he's not fired y'all. He's going to the dentist bro. He's going to the dentist
No high-vives for two hours chat. Let's get a sadge into the chat. Let's get a SpongeBob sad into the chat guys
Yeah, well, it's like it's like when uh, it's like when the other the the the teacher isn't in bro
Hardtopia they come into your one blue face they come into your one champions league, bro
I don't care about champions league, bro
Liverpool lost fucking
Barca lost like what is there to even watch bro? Oh
My god this game just kicked off. Oh, this game would be a peak-ass game. Yo, Jack early prediction, bro
Byron's winning UCL mm
Or does PSG go back to back chat? What club is better here?
By an old battery stanch. I'm old dude. I'm gonna be honest could PSG go back to back
Seeing majority people saying Bayern bro, bro, but chat
The thing is I
I don't know. I want to say Bayern wins champions league because of Kimmich. But I don't know,
could PSG go back to back? I really don't know, bro. Atletico vs Arsenal. Whoever wins
between Atletico, dude. Okay, Arsenal is going to make UCL finals. But I don't know if
they're going to win, dude. I don't know. We'll see. I watched Arsenal play sporting
and I was not impressed, so I'm just gonna keep it a bug.
I never change
I pay attention how you change
I'm never exposing my pain
I'm hanging up on my hang
I swear how we know it's dying
I ain't saying niggas keep your chains
How to kill me, meet up the bad
You know I'm no stuff
We be with them boys, they ain't no gorillas
This hundred mooses, me and my niggas
They got the bitch and I swear I don't feel them
We can't see no stretchin' you know we gon' help
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spider big move auto death thing about a pain about oh Bob oh why are you not
playing roller Sunday anymore Babbo I don't know if anybody told you bro but
all of the console players like all the top console people went to went to PC
there is no roller Sunday man sadge in the chat stopping went to PC Mingo went
to PC Richie went to PC skype with the PC I went to PC Lou went to PC Jay
with the PC raids in pro league casing with the PC. You have you been gone for a year? Bro,
there is no road or Sundays, bro. Those days are gone. Bro, but it's kind of cool, bro. It's
good that things are progressing, I think. Do you ever look at it like this, right?
But in life, don't be sad that something ended.
Be grateful that it ever even happened.
That's something I learned, bro.
And fuck it, bro.
That's a quote of the day, dude.
That's a quote of the day.
Don't be sad that something's over.
Be glad that it ever even happened in the first place, bro.
those rotors Sunday days bro is long gone.
Cason is going to be a pro in two months when he turns 18, he's playing pro
league, stoppins in pro league, Richie's in T2 on PC, Mingos in T2 on PC, Jay's on
PC, Luzon PC, Raid is in pro league.
Like bro, there is no rotors Sundays on console, but I do think we'll be able
to do some really cool events on PC siege.
We already did one on Sunday.
But check I've been playing PCC's bro. Dude. I have like a 2kd
Talking proper as a fuck with my head. Oh, yeah, I've been like bro. I have been literally grinding
Guys I played
Guys I played League this morning
So is there a way I can show y'all the match chat. How do I show y'all?
It was actually my best my best match yet kills wise here it is chat look
Now chat. Here is my league match history on Hecarim.
Defeat. Defeat. Defeat. Defeat.
All right. Yo, guys. This was this morning. I was playing off stream.
Um, I was getting, where is he at?
Chat, which one is morgue? This guy break Brad and homie. Yeah.
This morgue was literally harassing me. Yo bro, I don't know what it is.
Support players in League of Legends do not shut the fuck up. They do not stop typing
from start to finish of the game. Support players in League do not shut up! Shut up! Shut the
fuck up! So, chat, let me explain what happened. I was the worst player on my team, like I always
am. I'm basically a blunt, bro. I just get passed around like a fucking blunt when I play League.
I was the worst player on my team. I was trying my hardest to not feed the enemies, though,
because there's one thing I can control that's not feeding them deaths. I actually
started out this game 1-0 and I had five assists. I was trying to gank a lot, but I
had two blunders where I tried to gank and I ran into a tower. I'm just bad at the game,
but I'll get better. But I was 1-0. These guys were doing really good on
our team, this guy especially. They were basically telling more to stop fucking
feeding and charging up the enemies but more got so mad he just started feeding
them towards the end of the game and that's how this happened this Caitlyn was
legendary every time you were in the vicinity of Caitlyn she would just
rip your head off bro so I had like I got three or four deaths at the end of the
game just walking into Caitlyn but this guy hinted and I hinted just because I
suck I wasn't trying to end but this guy was actually trying to end he was
like just ff ff ff
i don't know what's up with support players
oh and he told my team to report me 20 times
bro support players do not shut the f**k up they just type
i actually don't think support players do anything but that type
they just type shut up
see yeah that was the lead crash out this morning i literally played one game
and already wanted to die i played one game
And I already wanted to die, bro.
Play class with Riley, chat.
I miss, I'm not gonna lie, I've been missing Clash
and I've been missing my boy Riley.
I probably will soon.
Hero Boulder's coming out.
I was actually gonna play some class today.
But I think Hero Boulder's dropping.
So now I buffed my deck a lot.
But yes, I've been missing my boy Riley, man.
And yes, I'm gonna be running soon.
Why is this muted?
Why is this muddlin'?
All right chat, rules for today.
We are not allowed to get off until we lose.
Same with chess.
We are not allowed to get off until we lose.
Check me to a place.
But yeah, bro, I've been missing Clash, bro.
I've been missing Riley, I've been missing my clanmate.
I don't miss Super Salvo.
Easy.
All right, so he goes hog first play and I don't have mini pekka so it's gonna be a miserable fucking day!
Hog, XZ, NATO, Rocket, Goblins.
If this guy's using the default deck, I actually match up really well against this deck, but I'm in league too with 5 days left of the season so this guy's deck is probably chopped.
I wanted an Ultimate Championship but I only have 5 days to do so.
He might have goblins oh
This guy's using a og hog deck hog rider. I shouldn't mini P. I need to save many people dog
This guy's using stop emotic this guy's using hog rider
Valkyrie
Eggsy he should have tornado a
A giant would be a blunder here because he just has he just has XZ in hand.
I guarantee you Chad he's going to hog the bridge right he's going to hog the bridge
right now.
Oh he didn't do it early enough so now his hog can't tank for the XZ.
Let's pre-cycle minions.
I could rip a oh that was okay that was his first mistake of the game.
He giant or he I can't speak English bad Tesla.
He's going to earthquake row breaking through against earthquakes going to be hard.
We're going to have to use the giant.
This guy's not using evolution executioner though.
Let's go bolder the back.
But Chad I got my old clan back bro.
I got my old name back.
We got a bunch of the OGs back.
Feel good.
I'm going to go witch here to just see if he has rocket.
I probably should have went other lane, but you know what?
I actually definitely should have went other lane.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Wow.
What a Tesla.
This guy's actually not bad.
Ro, why does he have earthquake in a tornado deck?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God, I'm gonna get so much boulder value here.
Holy shit.
I can't wait until the healer boulder
is actually out in the game.
Mini Pete.
Roll.
Nice.
Okay.
Mini Pete wants out the hog.
Yes, Vamo.
Bro, the executioner might be the most defensive troop in the entire game.
I can't break through this fucker.
Oh my God!
Nice!
Boulder rolls the scallion!
Can I predict the Tesla?
Nine.
The giant!
The giant!
The giant!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
He's got talent.
I didn't think that was going to be tower check.
I need to upgrade my emotes.
No don't shush me buddy.
You got worked.
We are not getting off until we lose.
I need to upgrade my emotes.
What's up, y'all?
Jinxy vs. the OGs.
The OG Jinxy vs. Clan babe.
Is that actually balls?
Say Wulahi.
Is that actually balls?
Oh my gosh.
dude our clan is active still 23 members online wow yo I missed y'all boys bro
that ass I missed yo I missed y'all boys man I missed y'all shall we got to play
with Riley again bro we have to play with Riley again soon soon soon I I got
to get reunited with rather well chat is Riley on right now you think or no take
me to Atlas I can't imagine victim of heartbreak and I'm so bad Mitch okay oh I
wish I giant hero chat should I okay I was gonna all right this is gonna be
really I need to let the oh my god this is a big counter push nice see I let the
baby dragon lock the tower that way she doesn't hit my wick skeleton
what where do my skillies go what it's fine he has no electric if you defend
this I swear to God he has no electric okay the minions are gonna take our
he has no electric he has no electric wait minions don't add to the put he
He has enough for a vow!
We have five days to successfully reclaim our throne and ultimate champion as one of the
best giant graveyard players in the world and I'm going to do so.
Alright, I got to play slower in the intro instead of the game.
He goes baby dragon the back behind tower.
That's going to be annoying to deal with because it's just going to sit there and feed away
at my giant for three minutes.
So I have to go high witch once it locks.
I want to go mini pekka for his mini pekka.
Nice, okay.
My only responsibility is to make sure my witch does not die.
That's my only responsibility.
Make sure she doesn't die.
Push.
And she's dead.
Bro, I mean if he can just put a Valkyrie on it, there's nothing I can fucking do.
I mean, the Valkyrie has 9,000 health.
Alright.
If I rip Giant Graveyard, he doesn't have Herovao or Evovalk in hand yet.
I need to go guards instantly to DPS, or minions instantly to DPS the guards.
Guys, I don't know if we can win unless we get a crazy Giant Push.
Cause he's gonna keep poisoning my graveyard.
evo snow all right um I feel like the only way I could win this is by pushing
this lane I know this seems stupid but I have to keep my mini back out life
he's gonna go guards I have to go arrows oh my god the arrows are gonna hit
the guards mini-pecker level up yes mini-pecker hit the tower the tower
mini-pecker what are you hitting mini-pecker the tower not the mini-pecker
I think mini pekka is bad now, Jinxies should change his deck.
Can you guys give me a deck?
Byron or PSG?
Byron.
Wait, is Minipek a bad?
Whoa, wait, High Score, what is this deck?
Evo Bats?
High Score, what is this deck?
Let's try it.
I don't even know if I know how to use this thing.
How does this guy work?
High score, I'm gonna try your deck.
I'm gonna try your deck.
This guy's been playing for one year,
and I've been playing for 10.
If I lose, I'm like a joke.
Okay, this is interesting.
Giant Skeleton graveyard with the goblin hut.
This deck looks like it would be really good.
It looks like it's very defensive.
I actually had my best season ever with Giant Skeleton.
Yeah, I don't know if Giant Greyguard
is actually that good of a deck, to be honest.
Like, I'm pretty good with it,
but I don't know if it's that good.
That might've been the most satisfying Giant Skeleton
I've ever seen in my life.
Okay.
I don't know what the Barbarian Barrel does.
Let's see.
Oh, oh, oh, wait, okay.
That's actually quite good.
Okay, Dark Goggins, interesting.
Berserker, wow, okay, the Berserker still does nothing.
Giant Skeleton to give the furnace more value.
Bats to early DPS with Dark, yes.
Only one bat aggro, that's pretty unfortunate.
Giant Skeleton. Alright, that should be enough to minimize the cart. Yep. Nice.
Bro, that's actually getting ranged by the furnace.
Keep it alive!
What?
I messed up my ability. It's okay. Bro, this deck looks really one-dimensional and easy to play.
I like this. High score, this is right up my alley. This deck's hyper defensive.
And you just chip them out of the game with the poison in the graveyard.
I'm gonna separate my giant skeleton from my furnace, that way the mortar doesn't splash.
I think it's still gonna splash.
Maybe we go evo-bats? No, I should've stayed poison.
Guys, I would've did so much more damage if I didn't go evo-bats.
Wait, let me- hold up!
Oh my go-
OH! The giant skeleton connected!
Yo, the stack is insane. We've taken zero damage. First game with the stack.
Bro, the giant skeletons literally gonna shut everything down.
I think we just graveyard again.
Oh! The fire spirit jumped into the goblin!
Dark goblin dead? Nice guys.
Okay, the stack's broken. I'm not even gonna hold you.
I predicted the minor and took zero damage.
I took zero damage with this deck.
Chat zero fucking damage?
Zero?
Yeah, we gotta play with rally again one day soon.
I missed my goat poison the firecrack.
Yeah, maybe we play the new season together when the hero board comes out.
I wonder how high I could actually get on ladder in five days.
I still never got my top 1k and dude. I love the goblin hut. It's so good to get
Dude, I'm gonna be honest. I know it seems stupid to tank but now I have a crazy counter push
Never mind he just goes mega knight because
Why does everybody use this fucking card in low leagues? I don't understand
Why does everybody use this card
All right, let's go furnace the back guy at the way guy at the way guy at the furnace the back
I'm up elixir you can tell by how slow it was to respond
You normally shouldn't poison executioners because they're so tanky
But my hand was kind of shit. Oh good barbara. No
Oh my god, I actually barbrile just in time to keep our exy alive see bro I still got it man
Now I feel like it's a good idea to start with this but he's gonna hog the bridge
All right well now if you hog the bridge it's just your turn okay
Oh what do we do about her god I did not miss this card Jesus Christ I hate this card
I guess we just yo is this guy using like the the the jinxy hatred deck what is
this I have to go barbara hi to snipe the the firecracker bro this guy's using
Holy spear goblins.
Sorry champ.
Dude, I have... wait, I don't want to activate King.
Is that going to kill her?
No, it's not because she's fucking broken!
It's fine, we pulled her to the other lane.
What?
What?
What is the log do that?
What is the log do that?
He yawned after winning by 80 health.
Beyond after winning by 80 hell
I'm actually I'm actually good at life
His hog did that weird like rub glitch
All right, come on no more losing
Okay, how much do you want to bet shot this guy's using mortar?
Goblin Gang plus Giant Skeleton Gang.
How much do you want to bet this guy's using mortar?
Alright.
Never mind.
What the fuck is he using?
It's actually not a bad bar barrel at all.
What is wrong with your brain?
Oh my fucking god, there's legitimately no way.
Brother, brother, brother, brother.
You are using recruits?
Alright, I'm gonna need the Evo Furnace.
How is that 2,000 damage?
I guess I could have defended that better, but Jesus.
Wow, so when you use the Barbaryl,
you actually gain health when you use the Ability.
Okay, I'm not losing.
Let's go.
I, Nicholas, Jinxie will never lose again.
Bats to the side to stay out of the ice wizard's radius.
Fuck yeah, perfect bats placement.
Honestly, I feel like I defended that like Muhammad Light.
Alright, now we just fucking calm down and we relax.
Giant Skeleton at the back.
Does he have a spell for this? I feel like I should probably be going off something with my furnace here, but I'm a sack of shit.
Yo, this might sound manic, but I'm pretty sure my Evo furnace is just going to get infinite value now.
Yeah, this guy I've actually never seen a furnace get more value than this in my life
We're gonna go early poison that way dark Goggins doesn't hit our furnace and I think we just graveyard again
Bro, I'm getting so much
Look at how much value the furnace is getting. Oh my god
pre-bar barrel
This three fire spirits on the floor. Oh my god
But it's still not about to take tower, but it's starting something great.
Early bats, maybe go berserker to distract the icemen so that way the bats live.
This is the closest battle of my career.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I had to go hut first.
I'm washed.
What am I losing to?
Nine.
I'm washed guys. I'm washed. I'm washed as balls. I'm washed, bro. All right, next loss to them all.
Why am I so washed Jesus? All right, I'm not getting off until I lose one more time. This
could turn into a 37 hour stream because I'm not going to lose. I'm going to hit number one
It's poisoning that good.
It should be because her invisibility cloak won't work because it's poison.
If this guy cloaks, I swear to God, all right.
That was actually really bad.
How much does that ability cost?
One or two?
One, right?
God, I am lost.
Ooh, he went too early.
Wait a minute.
The bats.
know the ice spirit. Okay. Bats are kind of good in this map or not map. Bats got a good
in this deck because it's not as expensive as minions. Let's go berserker out the back.
I'll be able to get ultimate champion. I have five days to do so. Goblin up in the
middle we'll let that wait that berserker is gonna give good value nice maybe
we can graveyard with the berserker and then get a really good poison thinking
something like that nice berserker hit the queen but I'm the queen okay she's
one health bats high he's gonna ability good now it's ability space
I think I'm going to get good at this deck when I had my peak season when I was one off
of 3000 metals.
It was literally like a deck very similar to this.
It was giant skeleton graveyard curse zap instead of poison.
Bro curse zap was so fun with graveyard you can like instantly win games.
Oh people have brain cells they like never give you value good poison. Hey
Good little poison here, bro hold up
Barbriel should finish her off
All right, of course the barbrel just doesn't finish her off
Bro our defense is perfect. We're not getting up to be lose one more time
I don't know if it was bad to poison the cannon, because now we can't get the tower.
Predict the piggies?
Thought it would be kind of crazy, but I'm sorry, but there's just no way you can do
damage against me.
I have a goblin hut and a furnace, like what are you going to do?
Do you have earthquake or something?
Well, that's his only hope of damage.
Yeah.
With evo pigs, it's still just getting brutally mugged by the furnace.
I would say I have like a really big hard counter here.
Let's go barbarao now to try to keep him alive!
Almost!
I should have barbaraoed earlier.
Fuck!
Wait!
The princess is distracted!
Yes!
So much damage!
This deck is so good.
I just need to stop playing like shit and I can actually use seat today and just go on a 20 game streak
Giant Scali plus graveyard and that's game boys pre-barrel for the delivery nice pre-barrel again into the tower
That's how it's done
Fucking mobbed don't ever set foot in arena with me again
Let's go.
I'm not going to lose a singular game until it's in the champion.
Honestly, with five days left in the season, there's no reason why I should lose to anyone.
Okay, in that scenario, I should be furnishing opposite lane.
Wait, barrel.
That's damage.
Yeah. Oh my God, it's a lot of damage. Holy shit.
All right, he's going to get a lot of damage, but the dark
goblin was really aggressive. Also, the dark goblin is his best
response to graveyard. He might have a gang. Let's see. I'm
going to go. Dude, this is a huge push. Yeah, he does have a
I'm telling you, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, yes, yes.
Let's, should I berserker or furnace to get to the Evo?
Will the furnace kill the dark goblin?
It's gonna die to the dart wait wait wait jump. Yes, I can't afford any more dart damage. I'm sorry
Honestly this I shouldn't be losing to I was fucking 2700 metals before there's no reason why I should be losing
It's not even a backfire ball
That was the worst gray guard in my human existence and I'm a sack of fucking garbage.
I should poison all this, or I have no elixir.
But we're in double, so we're good.
Beautiful boys!
Okay.
Beautiful girls all over the world.
I should be chasing but my time will be wasted.
Oh, I should have went back to early to keep the furnace alive.
Chat, why did I just waste my furnace? What am I doing?
Hot gear.
I have the barrel.
Oh no, that was bad, that was bad.
If he goes down the barrel, it's gonna do damage.
Alright, not anymore.
He has no fireball, so we can furnace like this.
Bro, what if I predict the goblin gang with the poison?
NICE!
Fuck yeah.
Bat's here.
Okay.
Giant's got a love.
There's no reason why I should be losing at this metal range.
Oh my god!
I missed the princess.
That was almost the bat.
predict the goblin gang again he has no other answers yep has to go gang that's
game let's go guys yes there's no fucking reason why I should be losing at
lead to that's bullshit let's go I'm not losing I'm gonna go 30 you know until
you see if I applied 100% of my brain cells and the chat's gonna say that's
like two brain cells but I don't give a fuck if I applied 100% of my brain cells
there's no reason why I should lose until ultimate champion
you got me all in my head you got all right this would be a decent poison
Let's go poison plus barbrio to keep the furnace alive.
Nice.
Back here to DPS the Valkyrie.
He's using- okay that was the worst arrows I've ever seen in my life and he's gonna
lose.
Chad he has dagger duchess so the game's just over because dagger duchess is horrible
against tanks.
E-barbs are gonna get melted by the berserker and the giant skelly.
Berserker's gonna survive on one HP.
Wow!
his deck is terrible he's still in the game why the fuck are you using a
skeleton army in the big two six it's all good we're up a thousand damage
furnace at the back I'm but I there's no reason why I should lose I should win
every game in the two every game in the three every game in the four every
game and lead five and hit lead six. Poison the wizard, Vommel. I don't know why it
just froze there. Yeah, I just completely I deserve to lose now. Yep, I just froze.
Okay, that was the worst wizard ability I've ever seen in my life.
Alright, I think I'm playing against a literal toddler. Or no, that's just the
average elixir golem player no one that uses elixir golem has a single thought
behind those eyes if you use elixir golem like you're legitimately a
idiot okay kind of a bad scar me actually a really bad scar me now we
graveyard holy poison barbarian barrel here with the help of the fire spirits
we should go bats the bridge barbell if I would have our build again I would
check tower wait nine I need to go berserker this way the wizard gets why are
you witching the bridge what are you doing graveyard that's another down
a single game let's go full passion bro
bat flow get to the EVO
bar barrel the back he goes night the back
All right, is that actually what we're doing?
So his plan, oh my god, I might have actually lost, wow.
Why is he allowed to just eat giant the bridge?
That's so undisciplined.
Why is he allowed to just eat giant the bridge?
I don't understand he the game just started
What is your poison supposed to slow units down yeah, it does can I eat that?
Yes
pause
Let's go. Good luck. Love. Good luck, buddy. I
Think we should go opposite lane
Because he's using beat down
I guess I have to poison this firecracker?
This is so fucking cramp.
Bro, this firecracker is annoying!
I should have barbed around earlier, but it's okay.
I guess I have to poison this firecracker? This is so fucking cringe.
I'm missing arrows right about now.
Alright.
I could go furnace.
Hi.
That should get a lot of that.
Why do you have an inferno tower, bro?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, he's using Dutchess.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes, that's good poison value!
Pre-barberal to support the furnace.
And then let's use Barbarian again because that ability is broken!
Yes!
Fire spirit's gone!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I love when damage just flurries in this game.
Putt here.
Predict the...
EO.
Alright, this guy's actually a cringe lord.
Go hits, thank god.
This could be the loss to your chat, I'm not going to lie.
It's always a brain-deaddy giant player that's the death of me.
If you need time, just take your time, honey, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Furnace to snipe the cracker.
Graveyard now.
Hut away from the furnace, that way you can't stack spell value.
Barbaro plus giant skeleton bomb should kill this
Bro, hold up
This guy's deck is so fucking chopped
He's going for the lightning cycle I
Need to this push needs to win the game or I lose this push needs to win the game
He has no duchess snipe so let's just keep spamming him. Oh my god really good bats
Guys, he has no Duchess knives.
Can I get you some firecracker diff? The bats? The bats? Please God.
YES!
YOU'RE MY SON!
YOU'RE MY SON!
JP Cullin. JP Cullin.
Oh my god!
track he had no duchess knives and we exposed that shit
Okay next up a plan against mukiti
All I'm saying is bro, I should go undefeated all the way to ultimate champion if I don't I'm washed
Starting now obviously the first two losses don't count now. I'm in flow state. Okay
Let's go hot here because the spears are going to DPS, the dark rents, and then they're going to go to the left to distract the mini-pecker.
Unless that dashes, I was going to say if that dashes, that's game.
But the only thing about this deck is I don't have any ground units. It's literally just the berserker, but like, wait, the furnace is going to live.
Listen, I'm going to giant Skelly, but wait, I don't think he has a small spell in hand.
He messed up the furthest in the life that's game.
Oh my god, live, live, live, live, live, yes!
Suck my nuts!
Let's go.
That's the complete and utter dominance I'm talking about.
Giant Skeletons, rebar barrel?
Brother, is that a three crown?
That's a three crown.
Wallahi, that's a three crown.
Okay, sorry for saying Wallahi. I thought that was though. I'm going to be honest, Jen, I actually thought that was a 3-crown. Dead ass, dead ass. I actually thought that was a 3-crown.
PSG is 3-2? What? Graveyard? Yeah, but if I go naked graveyard, it's not going to do any damage. Remember, if you do a naked graveyard, it does no damage. But if you support it with a tank, it does.
I probably should have waited till double extra do that, but it's okay
Because if you go graveyard giant you can do it but graveyard giant skeleton you can single
Never put down a naked graveyard
Let's go I love this tech yo high score appreciate you guys the high score you can get me bro. You know me high score
Either we push really high with this deck, but I only have five days
Bro, I have not made it all this season.
I have five days to hit Ultimate Champion.
Jump!
Fireball plus bats.
My hands kind of shit so I'm just going to do this.
That might have been the worst poison of my life.
Yeah, I think this mega knight is going to take my whole tower.
I spent way too much elixir guys.
How would you defend this if you were me?
We have to sack the tower Yeah see but as soon as I start playing like a piece of shit
I just lose I spent way too much elixir in single
Okay it is winnable I need a graveyard with this berserker though because I'm up a little
bit.
All right, he doesn't burn out. There's no way this guy's elixir for the graveyard. I refuse to believe it
All right
Of course he does
Yeah, I mean first loss it's just on me I got to you know what no I'm coming back
Coming back
We have to start building up a big bush. We have a minute 20. I should probably eat this and just go bats.
He's kind of spreading out damage a little bit. I want to go furnace to like snipe.
Alright, that's gonna die.
Our only- wait, no way!
He just sold.
OH MY GOD WHAT A DUMB ASS!
You're so dumb!
He thought he didn't have to defend it but he did.
And now that's in poison range.
We're gonna take tower
I need to go early baths again that mega knight says good is dead that hogs as good as dead
Giant scallop in the back
Those bats are gonna do a little bit of damage oh
Watch this I can distract the inferno with bats this way he doesn't DPS my
My giant Skelly is going to be full HP, and I'm running Zap to Bats, all good, all good,
all good.
I'm going to go giant Skelly again to keep this Furnace alive and then get double bomb
damage.
I should definitely poison this.
Yep, that's a dead dart goblin.
Furnace low is going to hog the bridge any second now.
We have a ball game, boys.
I'm going to go bats over here because I don't want him to get zap damage on my tower.
Oh, I said I'm going to come back.
I have to do it.
No excuses.
He's going to zap the bats.
But wait a minute.
Guys, he can't zap the furnace now.
That furnace is gonna live. He has to meganite, but if he meganites won't be able to
Won't be able to afford graveyard damage and if he doesn't do anything the furnace. Oh my god
We're winning we're winning we're winning for the first time all game for the first time
No, no, no for Zercher health Zercher, please
Is he going to go in Furna in the middle?
Woah.
Okay, I shouldn't be Giant Skeleton in the Bricks like that.
Oh God.
Bat saved me, Furnace.
Somebody help!
Oh my God, the Hoggables got a hit!
30 seconds shot, we're barely winning.
Let's take our guaranteed damage when we can get it.
Oh no.
Oh no!
I put the goblin nut into the- that's game, I just lost.
I don't know if I won or lost, I'm gonna be honest.
Yes, what a comeback!
J.P. Calden, J.P. Calden.
Oh my God, chat, I won by 55, damn it.
Oh my God, oh my God, I won by 55, wow.
The Winstree continues, the Winstree continues.
Okay, bats the back.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Stop, stop!
Where's my Goblin Hut?
Oh my God.
Goblin Hut's eighth card.
Wow.
That is so unfortunate.
He goes Valkyrie Hog the Bridge and Goblin Hut's eighth card.
Okay, let's start thanking.
All right, he's using a home made deck.
Valkyrie hog rider plus goblin barrel
He has firecracker
He has hog in hand now there's a chance he hogs I
I shouldn't John's going about what all right this guy's using like half log bait half hog
Right should be up elixir though. Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie. I should be up elixir
Maybe we graveyard here
We have barbara already
Well the barbara doesn't reach that far my god
Goblinhut should full counter this, well with the help of the Barbarian at least.
Now the Spears are being tanked for.
I'm gonna have to come back again.
This is such a fucking grind.
We should go Furnace opposite lane to not giving Spell Value.
I don't know what his other Spell is, but it could be Fireball.
I have a feeling it's probably Fireball.
Giant Skeleton to keep the furnace alive.
Graveyard, because we have a tank.
Oh no.
I have to get the goblin hut ready for the hog.
Come on graveyard, do something, fuck!
I'm gonna have to start doing prediction poisons on this guy.
He's gonna hog right now.
Nice.
Okay.
That's high, barbed rail low, taking my damage, and this dumb bitch is still alive.
God, I really do hate this character.
Oh my God, this is such a stupid fucking character.
Alright, he's gonna haul right now, nice, put that into the poison, nice, barbed rail
high up to kill the dart, nice.
WHAT?!
I should have barbed lower.
Bask-Boss Berserker, no damage, please, God!
Furnace, help!
wait wait the giant's got like oh my god oh no I put the furnace in the wrong
name that could be the end of the game I'm not even kidding no no we're good
we're good we're good remember guys I have to save my barbaryl for only the
hogs for the the goblins sorry here we go this push could win or lose us the
game. Barbell, re-roll, re-roll! This firecracker is unkillable, dude. There's
nothing I can do about it.
You're so bad! Oh, you're yawning! Let me see your stats. I can't kill the Dark
without overspending. I can't kill the firecracker without overspending.
Nice win, bro. You're an absolute god to your player. Nice win, bro. You're such a fucking good player.
All right, chat. 38-day streak in chess. Guys, I've been on a crazy winning streak. I'm almost 480 low.
I'm all look
Polish player
car recon defense
Hillbilly attack
How does the ability attack work again? I look you forgot I
Have to go Bishop here and then get this palm chain going
Bro, no, I messed up. I messed up the order. Oh my god. It's supposed to go Bishop first then come on chain
Wow, I messed up literally everything about this match I was supposed to go Bishop first
then paunching.
This could be our first time ever hitting 400 up today if I just lock in wait I just
blundered upon what am I doing oh my god he's too stupid to realize oh wait I just
All right. Am I like brain death? All right.
I'm never this bad guys, I swear.
He's gonna go. Okay.
I forgot how the hillbilly attack works.
My knight's pin.
This is a good palm push here.
bush here. Bro, my knight is pinned because if I move my knight I lose my queen. So what
I'm going to do is I'm going to push this here and then we have to check. It's totally
fine. I don't give a fuck about that. Now what are you going to do? He has to move
his queen. Oh, he actually doesn't have to move his queen. He's so cool because
developed it tonight and that's why developing a night is so important.
All right this is check, but that check doesn't do anything because that check
does nothing because you can just push his pawn here.
All right I don't know what the point of that was that might have been the worst.
Oh, he took my rook I thought he was just checking me to check me I didn't know he took my rook
but I'm not warmed up at all no way bro this is all because I lost my pawn
for a few queen trades I think I lose my queen is my only hope of winning
I believe like dog shit this match guys we didn't queen trade we have a chance hold up
Yeah, he did not queen trade.
I can't trade anything.
If I trade anything, I lose.
If I trade anything, I lose.
There's one trade.
That wasn't my decision, though.
You know what, guys?
I wouldn't normally say this, but like, I'm at such a low elo to where I think I could
still win, even down nine, okay, I need to find a way to check this fucker.
That's a check, but then I lose my.
I want to get this going, this Bishop going,
that way I can get this Rook going.
You know, he might be on material,
but his Rooks are producing fuck all for him right now.
I feel like this guy should have been castled,
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
This is a sexy flag,
because he might just tunnel vision on the Rook.
He just loses his night there.
What are you going to do?
Oh, this guy's actually just better than me, okay.
No, he's not.
He's just not material, bro, from like a shitty start.
He's just not material from a bad fucking start, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, bro.
Is there a way that I could win this match?
Greatest comeback of all time.
This is fun.
Bro, oh my god, I've blundered one piece and he just, what is this guy, like a pro!
My god!
No, he's not good, he's ass!
I just blundered!
Alright, this is actually so fucking cringe. Bro, I'm just in this endless string of checks
because I belong there tonight. Alright! You're just gonna keep checking me, bro? I mean, are
Are you actually this fucking grinch?
Wait.
What if I do that with the Bishop?
Is he just auto losing a, not a knight, a queen here?
Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now, remember how chess works.
He can just keep checking me now
because I'm down material,
so he's just gonna check me the whole game.
There's like nothing I could do.
That's, I'm actually gonna freak out, bro.
I was about to be 400 low.
I was on like a six game winning streak and then it was Blunder of Night and it's all over.
Oh, and he forced the Queen trade.
Oh, no, if he does this, this is made, I think.
Oh, no, no, no, it's not.
Wait, is that made?
If his Queen goes right here, is that checkmate?
Because the Knight hedges that.
I respect this guy for not Queen Trading.
Wait.
Hold up.
Bro.
I'm about to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened in the history of chess.
I'm going to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened in the history of chess.
chest sign. I'm going to do it. I'm going to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened in
chess ever. I'm going to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened in chess. I'm going
I'm going to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened to Chas right now.
It's tumbling.
I need this bomb to block the queen vision.
Is that? I'm gonna win, I promise. Oh my god, this will be the best one in my life.
Wait, is this guy trolling?
He covered all of his bases here.
Is there any like cool way to win right now?
Nine.
I don't know what to do.
Oh my God.
As of right now, let's get our queen to safety.
and I've lost all of his momentum.
All of his pieces are separated defensively
and his queen's kind of on an island.
Is there any like, wait, Hoda.
I'm trying to see if there's any like forcing move.
And I just, that like double night chain is so unbearable.
Bro, what about this?
This opens up the floodgates, cause then we can do this.
Oh, I'm actually an infant.
I'm literally a toddler.
Yep.
All right.
I'm the worst player of all time.
Bro, I didn't, oh my God.
I didn't know that that was gonna happen though.
Yep.
And now here's what's gonna happen.
I'm just, he's just gonna endlessly check me.
Our only hope is if he blunders his queen.
He, him blundering his queen is our only hope of winning.
I need him to hang his queen somehow.
I'm not in check, hold up.
Let's take advantage of that.
This puts him in check.
Bro, could I check made him with a pawn?
Oh, okay, I'm actually like the stupidest person
of all time.
This puts him in check again.
I could win this.
I'm totally, bro.
I could fucking win this, Chad.
I'm about to fart.
Oh.
Wait, he just hung his queen.
He's hung his queen.
Wallahi?
I'm pretty sure he just hung his queen.
but he can just trade it. It doesn't matter. This guy's playing so cringe.
Bro, what if I do, wait, what if he moves?
Bro, so there's just no way I could win ever in this scenario?
I don't know how I can win, y'all.
Guess we'll target the night.
I don't know how I can win, y'all.
I don't know how I can win, y'all.
Guess we'll target the knight.
I'm just gonna like,
you're just gonna find a way to check me.
I don't think you can check me
out of this position right now.
Oh.
All right, bro, can you just take the queen trade?
If you take the queen trade, you win.
Okay, there you go.
Finally, you did it, bro.
You know what?
This guy's gonna stalemate though, trust me.
I'm gonna get him to stalemate.
Watch, he's gonna take.
I'm gonna get him to stalemate.
Don't worry, chat.
stalemate. I gotta kill this pawn first. We never give up. Yep, now take this pawn.
Please stalemate, please god stalemate.
All right, I'm gonna play one more game and I'm just not gonna blunder a piece because that's
pretty annoying. I need to take my time in the intros. Bro, this guy's almost 400 elo.
If we win this, we'll get so much fucking elo chat. We will get so much fucking elo if we win this.
I'm gonna play again, but I'm not gonna blunder.
Because blundering a piece early game and then playing it through for 20 minutes is like
actual pain. Oh my god, I'm not even kidding. I think I just shit myself.
So I drank two cups of coffee today and I think I just shit myself.
I don't know if that's shit or not, but oh my god I might have actually just shit myself.
On high-visors even here, oh not that high-visors like gonna wipe my ass I just mean like
God I might be AFK from the stream for 20 minutes. Wow actually to shit myself. Oh my God
That actually just happened bro
Holy queen vision bro, I think I shit myself guys job not even getting
High-fives wipe his ass no high-fives just wipe my ass
I'm being derresed.
Actually that queen makes no sense because now my bishop's blocked.
Alright, see we didn't blunder any early pieces and now we can actually play chess.
Last game was AIDS
This should be my next play and then that that opens up and then this opens up
This night needs to happen anyway, it's just we can get some more vision over the middle of the board
Okay, he goes nut Bishop
I don't like what I'm seeing let's go here to just push this and force the trade I have a feeling he's gonna have some weird fork with his night so I'm just gonna I'm just gonna what's it called I'm just gonna push okay I'm gonna be honest I don't think it was shit I think it was a fart so we're good this is a pretty naughty queen unless he just does that though it doesn't make any sense
Bro, take, this doesn't even have any brain cells, just take the knife.
Oh, this guy's just like dumb dumb, okay.
Now I should do this, because now we have this, and then we have that, and then we have
this.
Let's get this knight out, and then let's get this bishop out, and then our rooks
can look at each other.
I'm up a whole minute, holy development mod!
What I'm telling you, I can get 400 elop today, if I ACTUALLY lock in!
This game is going to give me like 15 elo.
This game right here is going to give me like 15 elo take.
His next move is this.
I don't know why this guy takes forever to do everything.
I'm not complaining because I'm going to get a time when as long as I don't blunder
any pieces, I'm going to get an easy time when because this guy's brain is like
lagging.
He takes five years to do anything.
All right, now, wait, wait, wait,
this is such a good check.
He can't block.
He can block with the knight,
but he can't block with the queen.
He can block with the bishop.
Bro, he's gonna block with the knight
and then we get this open?
Okay, that's fine.
The trade, that actually kind of
made him develop pretty well.
Bro, what are you thinking about?
Why does this guy think about everything?
just take it's it's a trade bro big bro we're not oh my god i can get this going
why does this guy take so long to do everything
all right he has two knights in the corner of the board so this guy's terrible at chess
let's get the knight here
okay i should get the rook here too send me open file
He has no way of killing my middle knight. My middle knight has a lot of vision. He's now threatening my queen with that knight
He's also threatening nice only threatening my queen that's the only thing he's doing
So is there a world where I could like
Do this
Okay, because that's dead, that's dead.
He lose some material no matter what he does now
if he moves his knife.
I'm trying to think of where I can get my queen to go next.
Actually, he's in a single square.
I wanna get this rook here.
There's no fucking reason why I shouldn't get
four-wheeled today.
Four-wheeled is light work.
Oh no.
Oh my god, I think this guy just found the best move.
All right, what is that actually dread?
He's threatening my night.
Wow, I think I just lost because of that.
Wait, I can just do this.
Yeah!
Because if I take, and then he takes, I take again.
So he loses both of his nights.
Surprise I didn't see that earlier.
That's why sometimes it's good to just tap on pieces and see if the game tells you something that you don't see.
That's why playing over the board is probably much harder.
See, because now he's fucked, because his best move, I guess, is taking like this.
Yeah. His best move is this. Then I take like that. But then he takes like this.
But then he loses his queen. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Let's thank
Brother, I just forked him. If I take his pawn, I'm threatening the knight. But if I take his pawn,
he has to move the queen. Look, take his queens in trouble. If he takes my rook,
he loses his queen. He has to move his queen so he automatically loses his knight no matter
or what he does.
And then we can tempo the Bishop.
Wow.
I think that move was like the best thing I could have did.
Taking the phone.
Chad, am I cooking?
Am I cooking, guys?
What do you mean minus 20 IQ?
That was good.
That was good.
He didn't see it.
Ha!
You were designed now.
He didn't see it, bro.
He didn't see the back door fucking queen death.
Oh my God, that's funny.
Well, now watch this chat.
I'm actually templateing the fuck out of this guy.
Now he's in check, but if he takes with the,
okay, I sold, but it doesn't matter.
I sold, because I thought he was gonna take with this
and then I could do that, but he could take with that
and then I do that, but then if he pulls his rook out,
we just have to check here.
Dude, I just got so much you love from that because that guy was almost 400.
Bro, yeah.
Let's make these guys resign, bro.
Chile?
Yeah, Chile player.
Okay.
I think I need two wins for 400 or three wins, probably three wins.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is he trying to scholars me?
I think I should still do card recon anyways, but now let's just do that and get the queen thread
I think this guy's trying to scholars made me in the big two five
I don't know what the point of that queen is
Look the only way I lose is if I fuck up something stupid
Yeah, this guy's pretty aggro if he takes the knight his queen dies
If he takes the night as queen dies, if he takes the pawn as queen dies, if he takes
the other night as queen dies.
So if I take this, that'd be a plunder.
So could I do something like that?
Now his queen's being threatened by the night.
So he has to move his queen again.
I don't understand this queen rushing shit because now like if you don't cheese a win
in the first five seconds and the only way to actually get a win is if I'm blunder, you're
just fucked.
Okay.
What is the best course of action for me to take right now?
It would be this because now I get mid control in the next move and look, look who's under
You didn't see it.
Bro, I'm telling you, we can get 400 you little titty day.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, just resign.
Make it easier, bro.
You're down six material, Miho.
Just fucking resign, dog.
You resign now.
Okay.
What's that?
I don't actually know what thing, like what I should do.
This is a poison pawn, but I guess I'll just move the poison pawn because at the end of
the day we just have that next, so then we still have a pawn in that file.
I just don't want to touch my king pawn.
We are down a minute on yes, Brodysep, quick you win when you just take the extra, guys!
I'm about to be 400 elo.
Wait, I get 8 ego again. I'm 14 ego out. That's 2 wins. Chat 2 wins.
I'm going to text Levy if I get 400 ego today.
This guy's from Turkey. Bro, me and this guy have the exact same MMR. We're both 386 chat.
I'm going to text Levy if I get 400 today.
bro chat me and this dude we need to win five to PSG see swear to God bro the
game was nil nil what the fuck there was seven goals in 64 minutes holy shit
Byron's out bro PSG's gonna be back-to-back Champions League winners
Holy fucking shit. Seven goals in 64 minutes? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. 5-3 now.
BIRD GESTURE! LITERALLY AS I- WHAT?! Is this the Sidemen Charity match? What's happening?
All right, let me focus.
I feel like this is just always a good play because now has a nice tempo.
If he takes like this, he loses.
Okay.
Trade.
Keep it simple.
I love trading.
Ladies and gentlemen, as of right now, we're up upon, we are about to get forward and
we look for the first time of all, the first time of our life.
I think we just trade Queens and Castle.
Is that stupid?
Bro, I think we just trade Queens and Castle.
Yeah, I'm gonna try my balls off here.
Okay.
Now we just instantly castle, holy tempo dude.
And then this is an interesting play.
All right, I don't like how this Bishop is like tied up.
I'm going to threaten another trade and then also if we get this trade that's fine too.
Because then we get a pawn chain going instead of having what we have now.
Wait.
Okay, he's trying to trick me.
He wants me to take.
Let me think here.
I could do this, but that's what like a pussy would do.
If I take this, he loses his bishop and it's night,
if he doesn't take back.
Happy that's now his bishops under pressure.
Now if he takes my bishop, yeah, I could take his.
What should I do this first?
Let's do that, and then let's do that.
Yeah, we won material from that.
I'm so locked right now, holy shit.
For Levy would be proud. That's all I'm going to say. Now, I should do...
All right. That's coming. So, how do we stop that?
If that is the next play that's coming, how do we stop that?
I guess this would stop it, huh?
We keep the rook in the open file, but now that's...
He can't do that play anymore.
So then he decides to castle.
We could just set up another trade and put him right here.
Oh, I just blundered the entire game.
Wow, I'm actually so fucking stupid.
All right, is there any way I could trap his bishop?
No, there's no way I could trap his bishop.
Bro, I should have been up a lot of material, guys.
This is a trade.
I don't mind this. This is a trade.
Oh, wait, what am I doing?
Okay, I'm gonna lose my rook bro. My rook is pinned.
Bro, I just fucked up guys.
No, this was almost I was almost four hundred and I didn't see that chat didn't see that
I didn't see that guys five four. What do you mean? What is happening?
All right, it's okay.
I'm only down one material chat.
This has been the sloppiest game of chats I've ever...
Wait, okay.
our knight is protected by a pawn. He's gonna move his rook here. Okay. Isn't this a hanging
pawn? Okay. If I take this, what happens? Our rook is in the open file, but then my
So, why don't we wait and then protect our pawn?
Because...
Wait, he just... Okay, okay. What's the...
Yeah, alright, I almost sold the game. Thank God.
The best textbook play is this.
The knight's protected, the pawn's protected, and this pawn's dead now.
And this rook has all this vision.
This rook can see all this.
I'm going to win this game by like forking him.
Wait, this looks like such a disgusting play because, yo, yo, yo, hold up.
He loses his rook if he takes.
And if he doesn't move this, he loses his rook.
I'm going to be honest.
I was not really anticipating that, dude.
Does it matter?
I don't know if that matters, though.
Bro, we're going to win.
Trust me.
I don't think that matters because wait if I take we're not in check right now so is there
any universe where I could win this.
Now he just outclassed me, I'm not gonna lie.
I can't take the queen, because then I must lose.
If I take the queen I lose.
Right, wish I never put the night there.
I have no other play guys.
Two Rooks vs. One Knight. How much aura do I actually have? Let's see.
Two Rooks vs. One Knight. Let's see what happens.
I'm gonna have to fork the fuck out of this guy. Pause!
Here comes the endless string of checks.
Damn, I have this shit too. Wait, hold up. Okay, okay, okay, hold up.
How do we win?
Can I check mate him with a pawn?
Oh I just blundered my knight.
He didn't see it.
Oh my god he didn't see it.
He did not see it.
Oh my god he didn't see it.
What a fucking idiot.
Bro I'm losing to this Jesus.
Is there any way that I could win?
How do we win this chat?
I have to like fork both of his rooks or something.
Let's create a little blockade here.
I'm gonna try to like, wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
I feel like, I fear I'm cooking.
I'm sort of like squeezing his king.
Yo, I'm cooking, hold up!
Yo, take.
Here's the million dollar question.
Should I take with the pawn?
Yep.
This guy's got to get checkmated, I'm not even kidding.
This dude is actually about to get checkmated.
I guess I just moved this here.
He's gonna get checkmated.
Oh my God!
He putter this rock!
Uh-oh.
Okay.
I can't tell if I'm winning or losing, guys.
Okay, I think I'm losing.
Guys, I don't know.
Yeah, okay, yep, we're losing.
Yeah, poor losing bro chat. I'm never getting four on a little guys. You are giga bad if
you can't tell. He's a cheater report him. Play for stalemate. Okay. Play for stalemate.
Okay, how do I do that?
Bro, how do I play for stalemate?
Wait, he's giving me stalemate, hold up.
Yes, stalemate, right?
Nine.
How do I stalemate this guy?
I'm gonna get later mated if I go that way.
Let's go this way, I guess.
Now I'm gonna get later mated no matter what way I go.
Wait, this guy's a manic.
What is this guy doing?
Bro, please tell me, please, please tell me, tell me.
What is this game?
What is this?
It was five to two, 10 minutes ago.
What is happening?
9 goals in 75 minutes, this is literally the charity match!
Holy shit!
Bro, I need to watch the highlights, bro.
Dude, the last time I did that I got a copyright strike though.
Chaps, did I just risk it for the biscuit?
Bro, I need to watch the highlights, but the last time I did that I got a copyright
strike.
It's probably not worth it's probably not worth
bro turn your YouTube stream off no I got copyright strike on twitch I got
copyright strike on twitch guys
what the actual fuck is happening nine goals and 75 minutes
I love it all it says Byron's win probability is 8% as if they didn't just score two goals in 10 minutes.
Kane scored a pen.
Odey say scored.
Who the fuck is that? Diode up a Macano.
Luis Diaz scored in the 68th minute.
Gambelli scored two goals.
Cavarra Scalia scored to Joe Neves scored one.
I love it how it says Bayern has a 7% chance to win as if they didn't just score two goals in 10 minutes.
These calculators are never right.
Chad, I want to watch the highlights, but honestly it's not worth it because if I get another copyright strike, bro.
One more and I get banned.
One more and I get banned, bro. Okay, Chad, before I get on League, what should we do?
Should we play R6 on PC?
I've been going off, or should we play?
What else can we play before we get on League?
Because day three of League is coming soon.
What should we play?
Coming today?
I thought you got banned on League?
No, I got one of my accounts got banned because I bought an account and it was in
like gold, which I shouldn't have done, but I didn't know it was going to be in gold.
Suddenly banned the account and they gave me an iron account.
So that way I'm not like selling golds.
Chat rocket league, comedy night or R six.
Rocket league, comedy night or R six?
What do y'all think?
Rocket league, comedy night or R six?
Jinxie, you're so attractive.
Hey, thank you, Carter.
Wow.
R6 with Mingo and Stompin? Well, I'm not going to be on R6 for too long. I'll be on for like an hour maybe?
Chat, let's run a poll. R6, Comedy Night or Rocket League?
If we do our six, it'll be solo to champ PC.
Rocket League Road to Diamond.
Or comedy tonight, make me laugh, get $100.
You guys ready?
If you're in the YouTube stream, come to the stream and cast your vote.
Onyx, think of the bottle.
Onyx, think of the bottle.
Half-core, think of the bottle.
Comedy night wins.
Okay, chat.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
I'm going to go pee.
Whatever is winning when I get back is what we're going to do, all right?
Vote, vote, vote.
Thank you.
you
you
you
All right chat comedy night is winning barely holy shit comedy night is barely winning
and bro, we're not re-polling chat.
I, you know, ban the word re-poll from the chat.
That shit actually grinds my gears.
Ban the word re-poll.
Do a re-poll without R6.
Okay, I'll meet you in the middle.
We'll do a one minute re-poll.
You guys just want it to be r6 versus comedy night. Okay. I'll meet you in the middle and do one minute r6.
Copy tonight.
Go.
Vote vote vote vote vote.
Since rocket they got last kind of think about your one.
way okay you guys might have been right
such bullshit all right see this is why we don't do repolls because people
complain no matter what we do chat vote vote vote vote vote
tempo with the prime stuff tempo w temple in the chat
ascend it think of it the prime stuff love you bro can it think of it it's
your one love you twist it think of it it's your one love you
chat vote vote we're getting on league in like probably an hour probably an hour maybe two guys
i can't react to the buyer and highlights i'm gonna get a copyright strike trust me i used to always
react to highlights r6 solo champion on pc or comedy night make me laugh get 100 dollars
dj and they give me the prime stuff below they give the prime comedy night goes undefeated
You know what, Chat, maybe we could meet in the middle and maybe do a little bit of both.
Let's see how comedy that goes.
We haven't done comedy in a minute!
Chat, make me laugh, get a hundred dollars, let's go.
I
Love this music
Okay, the rules are simple make me laugh get a hundred dollars
Don't say something stupid
All right, room name is LOL ha ha
five four three two one
Yo yo yo, oh my god
Look who it is
Look who it is bro something stupid
Yeah, okay guys remember the rules, okay
Can you hear me yep Leo I can hear you
Yes, okay
It's not a short one. It's quite good actually. This is like it's from my head
So we've got what you call an aunt who fights crimes
a vigilante
who said it Ant-Man?
no, no, no
alright, yinxi, yo shag, this is funny too dude
okay, ready?
alright, what do you call a burger with a burger?
dude!
alright, whatever, what?
what?
alright, listen
All right, what do you call a burger with no outsides?
Bonnie on Bonnie on don't tell a bada bada
What do you call a dirty cheater? Mooda
Can you hear me? Hello?
Yo, make me laugh, get a hundred dollars, bro
Can you guys hear me? Is my microphone working?
Yup, wow. Shash, stop eating in the mic, Shash
Okay, I'm ready now. Okay, can you get out of the joke?
Yeah, what is it, bro? What is the joke?
How do you fit four gay people on a single stool?
You turn it upside down.
I
Shag
Shag I don't need to hear every crunch of the potato chips, bro. Please
It's good. I'm tasting
Shack's up
What is green and has wheels?
What?
grass
I line it on the wheels
I
Don't get it, bro. I don't get it. Yo, yo make me laugh get a hundred dollars D man
All right, why can't orphans play baseball?
Cuz they don't know where homies
Jinx isn't this comedy night? Yeah
Watch me laugh my dude
But you got to earn the laugh bro, I'm not gonna hand it out
Jynxie, Jynxie, I love you so much, man.
Oh, God, if I was a girl, I'd let you cry.
All right, like this is what I'm talking about, bro.
Yo, hello?
Yo, yo, what's good, bro?
I'm good.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
What?
Shaq, I'm supposed to say what, Shaq?
I'm supposed to.
Shaq, it was a good one, right?
Yeah.
You get a hundred dollars, Jinx, you send him the money.
Alright, Shaq, that's not how it works.
I have to laugh.
I have to laugh, just cause Shaq laughs doesn't mean you get any money.
It's fine.
Oh, it's good, Jinx.
I bought my drug, you want it?
Yeah, what's your drug, Balls? What's your drug?
It's a bit of a long one, it's a bit of a story, so...
I saw it, saw it.
Of course.
there's this woman and she's a cheater, she's a non-cheater. She cheats on about, she cheats
on about like 10, 20 guys and suddenly she gets pregnant and she has to go to the hospital
to get a buff and then in the hospital everyone's getting buffed and most like, most people
they are seen like when they're getting buff they see the feet first or the head first.
Hello yo, what's up? What's up?
Why did the dark shoes go to the mall?
Bader wrong joke, bro
That's small switch. Oh, that's not
I'm gonna stick it in you. Okay
I think see post stop. Hey check my name's shag not post. I know
Before I say my joke I wanna let you know I've received and confirmed the email
But you said let's rig this comedy night session
So we don't have to give any of these losers money. Okay. I first off shag
No one's gonna believe that guys. He's lying
guys
It's a lie! It's a lie!
Wait, what the fuck?
I would never email Jack, ever.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
Wait, are you guys at my house?
Hold on one sec, let me check.
Did he actually go to the store?
Yo, Jack!
Do you have a braid in your head?
Shag no one's at your door
What
What bro what shag what I?
Had to rub my eyes during the charity stream, so I missed it. Can you do it again?
Okay, listen guys
All right, what is your job, bro?
Look look who's there orange or in two please don't cry your eyes with orange
shoes because of the lady
yo is this guy like a soundboard yeah lowkey what's up bro okay not you
agency. Why did the car take an act?
I'm doing my hundred.
Yo guys, I have not laughed at anything yet. You guys gotta ramp it up.
My name's Leo. Guys, my name's Leo. I've got a drink.
A pegman takes his car to the shop and decides to get an ice cream whilst the car is getting repaired.
has to use his flippers to hold the spoon. He is having a hard time eating and ends up
covered with melted ice cream. When returning to the shop, the mechanic looks at him and
says, it looks like you blew a seal. The penguin replies, no, it is just the ice cream.
No, okay, now can you read the agreement?
Hey, Jinxie, can I tell you a joke?
Of course you can, bro.
Okay.
Jinxie, I want to tell you a joke.
So, what's the difference between Jinxie and a woman?
What?
I'd stick it in you, Jinxy, even if you're a fat cow.
Why did the Jinxy go to the mall?
To get the Darth shoes.
Why?
Yo, I, I, fam, whatever, just fam.
Bro, what is your, what is your Twitch name, bro? What is your Twitch name?
My twitch name is, uh, it's, uh, SwipSwamp underscore.
Okay.
It kind of looks like Muda.
Gucci, can you get together?
Thank you.
Why can't you hear Terry backfield go pee?
Why?
Because the pee sounded, pee sounded, pee sounded!
Does that last?
No, I just took your joke from you.
What have you got next?
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?
What?
Radish.
What's the difference between moody and a girl?
What?
None, they're both cheap.
Nope, nope.
Who's there?
Nick.
Nick who?
Oh, thank god you made it in the nick of time.
Yo, is this-
Ah, yeah, this.
Is this Stuart Griffin? Who is this, bro?
Okay, this isn't under you to joke, this is just a funny joke.
this stewie griffin left nose no we're doing right now what do the left I'd say
to the right eye what between us something smells
do you see I want to I just want to tell you something I'm proud of you that
you didn't follow the charity match yeah bro there is a slice here I'm sorry I
told you I wasn't gonna fall buddy yeah but um you got sent care from the
chest, not the chest, the um, siphon thing. You should give it to
check. You don't deserve it. I haven't even got the money yet,
bro.
Well, I'm proud of you.
Yo, what do you call a pile of cats outside? cats that are
outside?
I'm yeltsin.
I would go for you. All right. All right. We're the Darth
Brown stick mall I've been there also DC you play you play on and con when you're growing up
yes bro of course shag I did okay we won the one on territory war did you play that one
I don't even know territory lord yo I'm on stage it's uncle yo what's up bro back
I got my joke ready. What is it. Hey Siri, let me know.
Let's do the joke. I don't get a pump of marquees. They're always starting something.
No. Oh God.
Why the Muda TLC?
Why?
Because he was in the Muda win!
AHHHHH!
What's the difference between Jinxie and artistic people?
Alright, alright, come on, bro. What?
Nothing!
I'd still crack your interview back up.
OOOOOOHHHHH!
Did he just fire it?
Where did Darth Maul go to get his shoes?
Bro, I'm done with this joke!
Where did Darth Maul go to get his shoes?
Where?
Where?
Nuda's house.
Where did Jamesy go to get his haircut?
Where?
The Maul, the hair maul, where Jamesy got his haircut.
Yo, bro.
All right guys stuffing mold into a sentence. It's not funny y'all guys
Nobody's gonna get a laugh. Oh, yo, what if we start you in the mall?
Why the jinxing mall
Why did the chicken cost the road
To get to the other side
No, to get to the dirt mall.
Okay, James, you've got some patience for this, Drew.
Is that okay? Okay, I need it. Well, can I get you to stand up first?
Stand up? Okay, I will be able to talk to you.
Stand up. So, like, the company's to see you, like, your upper torso, you know?
Like, stand up, yeah.
So, when you stand up, you turn around and then like pick your right foot up and can
you please look behind and spell run, spell up run, go behind.
Are you in?
Spell run.
What's the difference?
Jinxie and Muda having common.
What?
They both have been pernaband on games. I can't hear anything.
Wait say it again. I missed it.
You missed the joke? My mic was off. Say it again.
What's this? What's what is the similar thing between Mike and Muda and Jinxie? What?
You both have been permaband on video game, bro. That's not funny like
Stop with the dark small jokes Jinxie. I heard it's for real you bought new shoes, right the black shoes
Yep, I got new shoes in England, bro
Where'd you get them?
The doorbell. No, I just got them out of shoe store, bro. I don't know
yo go go go yo where did where did Jinxie get his shoes Jesus Christ where
where where at the shoe store
I don't know bro I don't know yo Stewie bro coming up in a week yo Shag that's
High-vives and jinks you play hide-and-seek together in real life you want me to play hide-and-seek with high-vives
No, that's the joke. Why don't high-vives and jinks you play hide-and-seek together? Why?
Because jinks he would screen your location and high-vives would somehow get blamed for it
Yo Joey Joey
What the hell like no no what the hell dude? What is this?
Joey what the hell bro? What the hell is this Joey?
It's his loud.
Where did Darth Maul get his shit?
I'm not doing this.
Yo bro, I'm not doing this.
I gotta get out of here bro.
Like bro, is this just the ultimate fallback?
No, that's a laugh.
Alright.
Pay this kid bro.
Joey what's your twitch?
Do you know me?
Joey underscore.
And...
Alright.
All right, what is your twitch state again Joey underscore cash 46, okay Gucci DM Joey, please and then tell you guys ready. Yo, what's up?
Go
Where do the elves learn the alphabet where the mall the dark mall
I'm back guys. So, uh, where did the shoes get the jeansy? The jeansy store?
He's got a backseat.
Hard part coming up.
Hard part.
No!
Uh, Jake said, I have a question.
Uh, where did you go bald?
Yeah, I'm a little.
Uh, Jason, I have a question.
Uh, where did you go, Bob?
The bad guys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, you're laughing at Joe.
Come on.
What was your joke again?
J-O, I forgot what it was.
I was like, where did Elzern Alphabet?
The dark wall.
All right, made it to the sky, bro.
Yo, JL, what is your Twitch username?
G.
I'll type it.
It's not hard.
Shag, shut up, shag!
I'll type it.
What is it?
Type it, bro.
Gucci, DM this guy.
Do you see, click the little camera at the bottom of your screen.
Okay.
Did you do it?
Yeah.
Did it zoom in on me?
Whoa.
Hi chat.
Whoa.
Click it again.
See what other ones did that.
Did it change?
Yeah, it's changing, bro.
Whoa.
Now it's on the side.
like I'm looking whoa and I click it again yo shag it's on the other side now
well that's cool all right all right Jinxie who's the coolest guy you know
I don't know bro
Shag.
Hello?
It's open. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We only have three winners.
Where, where did Jinxie get his big nipples?
From the pepperoni mall.
Guys, not an imposter mall, y'all.
Not a musical.
Big spaghetti.
Imposter, imposter.
No, no.
are small.
Jinxie, if I made you laugh twice, does that mean I get a thousand instead of 500?
Yeah, that's not how math works, bro. No.
Yes, it is.
No, that's not how math works.
That's not how math works.
Look yourself Jinxie.
Jinxie, you scared me. Why you scared me?
Yeah, so that would be if you lose no jack. That's not the rose
Wait, we all
Swim stop you win bro you win $200
I
What'd you say
Jinxie, where did you get your obesity from?
I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not an obese.
The dark chicken place!
Because it'll be a foot!
Shut up, Benoit!
Pay up, pay up!
I have to pay the guys I just slapped that. What is his name?
Benoit!
Yo, Andy, shut the fuck up, Andy!
You lost Andy you lose.
My name.
What is it bro type it please.
This is Muda and Jinxie talking to each other.
So Jinxie goes up to Muda and asks want to hear a joke and Muda says no thanks I'm already looking at one.
Hello?
Yo, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Can I tell a joke?
Yeah.
All right.
Wait, can I tell a joke?
Yes!
Fuck!
Yes!
Hey!
Sorry.
OK, can I just make a joke?
Can I tell a joke?
Yo, JC, what's up?
What's up, bro?
How you doing, Russ?
I'm doing good, big pep.
How are you?
Big pep?
What?
Is that not going to hit?
Be less rude, Jinxie.
Shag, you don't have to type it.
You can say it.
Shag, I'm not being rude.
The guy's wasting time.
Oh, be less rude, Jinxie.
I heard I.
All right.
Where did them all get the shoes?
That's false.
That's better.
That's better.
Oh, well, no.
Bonnie Blu's hot for you.
You might too, yeah.
This is for Shag.
Ever since I set my eyes on you 15 seconds ago,
I've always loved you.
Will you marry me, Shag?
I'm already taken by Jinxie.
No.
We're on a date.
Nope.
No, no, no.
That is bullshit.
That is bullshit, bro.
But at least I still have my ten thousand from Jeansy.
No.
My ten thousand dollar prize from Jeansy.
You have two hundred dollars.
No one told you ten thousand.
You said a hundred thousand dollars?
Yeah, is this guy fucking stupid?
I'm legitimately...
I would like Jeansy.
Thank you so much.
Thanks, can you hear me?
Yes, bro.
Okay, very nice to meet you. I'm a super big fan. There's something I want to get off my chest first
As an Asian, I don't ever masturbate to a pond because it all worked right my sister not friend for Joe. Okay, so I
Rude my white friends in the snow. I was my friends at night. I was my Asian friends in the sand
but when do I lose my average friends bro what I don't know dude in the
explosion you hear me yo I love the street by the way okay and your lover
make me a lot. Can you do that for him? Yeah, W comedy night y'all.
Chat, this was not the best comedy night yet. Bro, everybody just does the Darth Maul
shit and I can't stop laughing at it. I don't know why. Am I brain dead or something?
Big Brian thinking about it. Am I actually brain dead?
That was the greatest of all time.
All the winners have their whispers off.
Yeah, so guys of Gucci can't DM you,
it's literally impossible to get money.
All right.
Play league bum.
Okay, Jack, should we get on league
or do one game of Siege?
Chad, we might get Dantez coaching today.
Jess, we're gonna do one game of Siege
or should we get on league?
Bro, I've been, I've been feigning
for some league legends.
I've been feeding kids if it ain't right being
Jett is Dante's on
he's Dante's online yeah what a speed doing
How is he always sweating bro? Jesus Christ! Every time I see this guy he's sweating! What
the fuck? How is this guy always sweating? What is that? My god!
He's sitting in a plane, how is, how is he sweaty?
Oh my God.
Jinxie check Byron.
All right, let's see, let's see.
Full time, five, four.
Nine goals in a fucking Champions League game.
What the actual fuck!
Nine goals in a Champions League game.
chat what are these emails failed so what bro are there variations what is that great
job out there Kim each I'm not Kim each bro I didn't play it again I'm not Kim each feel
hole bro is that son in Brazil bro what the fuck are these emotes bro chat okay
okay okay okay should we play league with Dante's or play one game of our
sex first he's Dante's in in line yeah he's in he's in
and then call them tell him I made him to uh two memes that explain that
Everything he needs to know okay chat. Tell him I'm gonna call him in
20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute
We got to get champion on PC y'all. We got no time to waste
Tell him I'm gonna call him in 20 minute
We got to get we got to get another win on CJ. Chai play seats this morning y'all. I had
11 kills and two deaths. I'm actually fucking disgusting. I was in an emerald PC lobby as well
Indifit ain't right, babe. You know I respect it
So, Gucci, you're saying we had four winners in Comedy Night and not a single one to have their twitch whispers on?
Mara! Mara!
And if it ain't right, babe, you know I respect it.
Alright, chat. One game of seeds, boys. Let's go.
Guys, I'm solo killing a champ on PC, guys.
Guys? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let me go get in the water, chat. Let me go get in the water.
Chat, come on. Lucky and y'all. Lucky and y'all.
Thank you.
JD's and Letterman. Where did Darth Maul go to get his shoes? The Maul. And if it ain't
right, then... Alright Chad. Guys, I'm swapping my monitor ports. Baby. Bro, where the fuck
I'm lost with my poor nine where is it bro bro chat you guys know where it is
chat help help chat help I'm trying to be chatting my mother but I can't find it
what the hell did this thing de-spawn at oh my god I found it chat let's go guys
Let's go, guys.
Let's go, guys.
All right.
Where did Darth Vader get his shoes?
The mall.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
We don't further ado.
It is time.
To gain.
That
Ladies and gentlemen with an out for to redo it is time to game
Close out of your other games. What does that do l-bolch? Yo bro legitimately what's wrong with your head?
W print
Brother, brother, every time I stand up, there's always one jackass that types W print.
When it's league, I'm going to play a couple games of ranked guys look at my stats.
All sort of cute, but chat tell Don Tedz to get ready to go.
Tell Don Tedz to get ready to chat look at my stats.
Yo Gucci, I think the game is on the wrong rainbow six Gucci.
Chat by the way, how about I should be back home in like an hour chat
Rose gold. Yeah, I'm not actually gold bro like don't raise baby today. Don't fucking raise me
Don't raise me today. I'm not actually gold buddy. I
Mean like emerald e-lo it's just hit it anymore. I'm not actually gold
We bought a cute I
I accidentally cued 1v1. Are you fucking fisting me?
You can see watch invincible. I have not watched it grown-ass man in gold. Okay
First off how's that a rose to be a grown man in a rank second?
I'm not in gold for the third time. I'm not in gold. It's hidden in the more. It's hidden in the more
Watch invincible. It is peak
Don't ever lie to your stream again.
Your name is rule number 42.
Jinxie, say happy birthday.
Whose birthday is it?
Happy birthday, bro.
But you are gold.
It says it.
Yeah, guys, a caveman can understand this.
Guys, it says I'm gold, but there's hidden MMR.
Like, when I get into a game, it's going to be Emerald and Diamond.
Yeah, it says I'm gold, but it's hidden in a more again a caveman could understand this
You have a punchable face
Keep talking i'm almost done they got rid of that
Yeah, they announced that they're getting rid of hidden in more next season. They did not get rid of it yet
Have you ever talked to a girl? Uh, yeah, bro. I've talked to a girl before
Oh, and now everybody's gonna type cap.
Yeah guys, I actually, hey chat, fun fact,
I actually leave my house sometimes, yo.
Cap, cap, wise high-vives typing cap, okay?
See chat, look.
Yeah, my current elo is gold,
but my hidden MMR is emerald on PC, see?
Do you guys see what I mean?
See what I mean?
Bonnie blue doesn't count.
Fuck you. Oh my god, we got console, but nice.
Chat, we need to grind rank in the season so we can hit champion on PC and all the haters can suck my dick!
We gotta hit champion on PC, y'all. Rail me.
Chat, how long until the new season has seemed like a month, probably?
Yo, rap, think of it as your one daddy. Poop, think of it as a bunch.
Garchomp, think of it again. Hold Michael, think of it again. Or whole milk, sorry.
Jinx, do you never reply to me? Sorry. Call Bernard. Let's see how Bernard's doing, bro.
Bernard, how you doing, bro?
I'm doing well. It's always nice to hear from me. How's everything on your side?
Bernard, I am beginning my League of Legends journey as of two days ago, bro.
Oh, we're diving into someone as Rift now, huh? It's a wild ride, but super fun once you get the hang of it.
Bernard, try to guess my rank. Try to guess my rank.
All right, I'm putting on my guessing hat. You just started, so I'm going with something like...
You're trying to locate a bomb?
Yes, my chat is saying plastic, but that's not a real rank. I'm iron. I'm iron, Bernard.
Questions. Bernard, what role do you think I should play in League? I've tried jungler, I've tried top lane, I've tried ADC.
What do you think fits my personality, Bernard? Because you know me pretty well.
Bernard Bernard I have hair
continue I'm not wrong that was months ago iron figure to 25 gift that I am
reaching five second you guys were grown up looking at the bomb location
hey yo I was going to 25 get the dead ass W.A.A.
wait Bernard you know what I'll call you in an hour with Dante's
Lock the fuck in, solo key to champion, let's go.
Solo key to champion, peace key addition!
New York KD 7.5 window loss.
Indifference right, baby, you know I respect it.
Indifference right, baby, you know I respect it.
Honey I get it I get it I get it. Whoa
See shadow
of
the
death
of
the
Blank there a bomba
Really this guy's waiting downstairs, let's fuck him in the ass
Nice guys, I just run this shit
Bro, I'm telling you bro. I run BZ bro. This shit is easy. This shit is easy, bro
Yo, clap and cheeks, thank you for the cheer.
One daddy.
Frapp, thank you for the prime.
Clap and cheeks, clap my cheeks.
Jack with the 10 gifted.
Self-skiddydydydy.
She'll slap you at the time!
Jack with a 10 gifted.
Bend me over, Jack.
Not to have what option I play.
You are literally in gold right now, mi-ho.
for the 99th time, my, my, you know what?
I'm talking to a brick wall.
Yup, I'm a gold player.
Oh, A.S. think of it as your one.
Shoozie think of it as your one.
Mini think of it as your one.
You're still in gold?
Hey buddy, buddy, buddy.
My hidden MMR is Emerald.
Hence why there's six Emerald players in the lobby.
You are in AI lobby.
It's not AI, bro.
I'm just the GOAT!
That one P, Niggaboo the Primer.
Play mouse and keyboard.
Uh, I would literally rather get fucked in the ass.
You can use your drone to locate a bomb.
For on Siege, I'm good on Roller.
On League, I'll play mouse.
This entire stream is AI.
Nope, real stream.
Mendrix, Niggaboo the Primer, Nate, Niggaboo the Primer.
Jigsie, is that you, mate, Tau?
Yo, what's up?
What's up, bro?
Hello, teaming!
We are going to doing...
We are going to doing the winning very hard!
Drone is located above.
Okay, what push do you want to do this round?
Um, I think we should doing...
What are we shooting?
The enemy commandant, okay?
Insertion in five seconds.
You found the bomb.
Make your way to its location in a few seconds.
Oh
Yeah, what is this stupid ass emo what is this stupid ass emo y'all
This entire stream is AI. I've never did an AI stream
nice guys, nice guys
once I'm in the desk I think
wait I can get the denaris hold on
I can't cause it, I'm a liar.
No!
On the desk, uh, 38 to be on the desk, on the desk.
Right there for us, swing him, swing him.
Yo guys that's what I'm talking about right there that's exactly what I'm talking about let's go
y'all I just such a beam of positivity thank you bro you too man yo guys what is y'all
peak rank in PC I'm trying to get champ this season this is my this my first season like
I should play rank on PC.
So for a season, bro, you know, I was a couple games from diamond fell back a little bit.
See, but elegant.
It's not about how you start.
It's about how you finish out again.
It's the exact same mindset when you're going in, bro.
OK.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, all right.
Listen, elegant.
You can get diamond, bro.
Keep on trying to get diamond, bro.
Yes, bro. I used to play like I used to play a long time ago on Xbox.
I always wanted to hit diamond.
And I just like I stopped that I stopped that flat.
Vamo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's understandable.
Wait, so did y'all come from console because this is my first season on PC as well.
Yes, sir. I did, I did, bro, yeah.
I played like, I started
burnt horizon on console, then I stopped playing when like Fortnite was big.
Valid, valid. Bro, I haven't, um, I haven't actually ran into a cheater yet. Knock on wood.
We need to look at it.
Oh, dear God.
Hey, I hope you don't.
Everybody knock on their penis.
Yeah, bro. Listen, I haven't been doing nothing on my penis enough to do that.
Good, good, good.
I don't have enough girth.
Oh, you have a narrow, like a narrow penis?
That is OK, bro.
Yeah, it's kind of like a pencil, bro.
Knock on your table.
OK.
OK, yeah, I haven't had to do a cheater yet on PC.
I heard it was bad, but I was chewing with like Stomp it and Champ lobbies.
And we didn't run into a single cheater like five games.
I don't know. Honestly, it's not as bad as everyone says it is,
at least in my experience.
So I pray, I hope you're good. I hope you're good.
And what do y'all think about Muda? Do y'all think you should be unbanned or remain permanent?
What do you guys think?
I don't know.
Jack, I feel like if Muda...
I believe in second chances.
Well maybe you should go on.
I feel like if Muda hasn't cheated on Teej in 7 years...
AHHHH!
I just bump into one of these guys and I feel like if Muda hasn't cheated on- like here's
what I think, this is my opinion on Siege.
Cheaters are the worst part about this game and cheaters are the scum of the earth and
cheaters are pieces of shit.
But people do change and my opinion is if you get permanently banned for cheating
on Siege, the cooldown to when you get unbanned should be 3 years. If you cheat on Siege,
you should get unbanned 3 years later. Agree or disagree?
Now Muda's a little bit different because Muda was cheating on Russ 6 months ago, or that's
at least what he admitted to. Muda's a serial cheater. So like, you know, I got a lot
I saw a backlash for saying Muda should be unbanned, like I saw on Twitter like from King George and BikiniBody
And like I think they're kind of right
I do see their point
Because Muda is a serial cheater
Or he was a serial cheater, whatever the fuck
But not even Muda, I think if you get banned on Siege for cheating
You should be banned from Siege for three years
And then get unbanned
If you get banned on siege for cheating, I think three years ago
Nicely does it damn good boys make it five
Okay, five years. Yeah, you know what if you get banned on siege for cheating
I'm talking wall hacks D tossing whatever the fuck. Well if you did us
Yeah, you should probably just be in jail.
If you get banned on seats for cheating, you should be banned from five years and then get
unbanned.
That's what I think.
Five years.
Five years.
Yeah, because who needs the cheat, bro?
I'm just on control of just fucking people in the ass!
Who needs the cheat?
Look at that, don't!
Everything should be permitted.
BAAARRAAAA!
Your brother took a federal crime, you freak.
You know, this is my take.
If you get banned, now, Muda's a different case because Muda's a serial cheater on multiple
games.
So it might be good to just keep him permanently banned.
And I do want to retract my statement.
I saw King George's tweet and I saw Bikini Body's tweet and they're right.
I had a lot of fun with Muda on like other games like VR Chat.
So I allowed that to make myself a little bit biased.
But honestly, bro, if you get permanently banned
for cheating on Siege, you're permanently banned.
He shouldn't be above the law because he's a streamer.
You gotta be near the bomb.
If you're getting permanently banned for cheating
on Siege, you should be permanently banned.
Just because you're a streamer,
doesn't mean you're above the law.
I was biased because I had a lot of fun with Muda
on other games.
But at the end of the day,
I think George and Bikini are right, bro.
I don't think he should be on ban.
Now maybe in a couple of years, maybe in a couple of years, but if he cheats on other games
Fuck no, bro
You have to stop being a serial tear
I think I'm I think I was just being biased cat and I was just
by out for no one is above the law buddy you cheat your permit right for at
least five years down
I think five years to get cut off now that's
Watch this.
Watch this.
That isn't a perma.
Well, yeah, so actually, I don't understand the severity of bans because, wait, I don't
want to die.
Because, like, do you get perma bans for hacking?
You're dead!
What?!
I'm getting the yellow stairs wall.
Yeah, you know what?
Ha ha!
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
If you hack...
I don't know if you should have a beyond band here.
Hacking is like...
Because if you think about it, if you zoom out...
You're making the game miserable for thousands of people, bro.
I'm pushing up yellow stairs.
It affects the longevity of a game.
So if you get perma, I think you should try to be perma.
So you know what, let's just call it 10 years.
You get unbanned in 10 years.
Cause like if you have, it's not like you're just having fun or whatever.
Like you're making the game miserable for thousands of people.
What's on the spiral window?
You're so long.
Jink see good. You're so cool. Yo, bro. Don't good boy me.
Doesn't
It was a pleasure to see you. Hey, I wish y'all the best of
us in your journeys to diamond. Good luck, guys. That's the
luck to hit champion. I believe in you. I'm going to try to
hit it this season on PC if I can. I'm gonna try to get it
next season. Hey, good luck. You got this. Jink see good
luck, bro. It was a pleasure. I actually have never
encountered more wholesome people on PC Siege.
Normally when I load into the game,
they just literally call me like a slur and then team kill me because I'm streaming.
And I don't know what it is,
but people think team killing is like this funny thing.
It's so unfunny.
Okay, chat.
I know I said I was going to do one game of Siege,
but let's do two because I did 4-0 and I was like a 10 minute game.
Let's do one more, one more.
One more and then I'm on League.
Sweat.
One more game and then I'm on League.
Also we need to grind chat because we need to get champion y'all
mom, we need to get champion
Dom test is waiting.
Okay, chat.
Can you guys tell Dom test to play one game of league?
Can you tell Dom test to play one game of league?
Bro, also today I want to spectate Dom test playing hack room and then try to emulate it.
Today's going to be peak.
You should no key to stay on our six. No, I love seeds, but I'm addicted to the league
right now. I'm not gonna lie. Jack, when do y'all ever see me playing a game off-stream
bro? I played league off-stream three times, dude. And I'm literally dog shit at league,
but that's the thing. I love how competitive league is. And I don't know what it is,
When I get harassed by my teammates in League and they're telling me they're going to report me and shit because of how shit I am, I don't get sad. It motivates me to get better at the game.
It motivates you to get better at the game.
I don't know how I would describe League, but it's like League. It's like a torture simulator, but you don't want it to stop.
I want to get better before I play with K-So, because I think K-So is broad.
I don't want to sell all of these games.
I want to get better before I play with K-So.
I want to get better.
Yeah, League, it's like a torture simulator, but you don't want it to end.
I'm actually going to text K-So if he wants to play League in a couple of weeks.
Bro, playing League with K-Sel would be peaked.
Fuck League, Dota is for real, man.
Bro, what's it between Dota and League?
What is the difference?
I always knew you were a submissive chud.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL!
Jack, what does it mean, Dota and Lee?
Dota is third person?
Dantez is watching?
Yo, Dantez, if you want to get, like, uh, uh, coached in Siege, let me know buddy.
I'll show you what a- I'll show you what a fucking real game is.
Wait, why are we banning Border? I'll fucking report all of you.
BAN I'M A RUN!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Oh my god, people would have gotten it up.
Yo bro, border is attacker-sided.
Why would they have border?
Why would they have border?
Dota is Daven's game.
League is not Daven's game.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
League of Legends copied Dota?
Wait, I thought Dota copied League of Legends.
Wait, you're saying Dota has been around...
Dota has been around longer than League?
Dota is much better. High vibes, you're just yapping. High vibes, you're just fucking yapping.
You're yapping. But chat, you're not explaining why Dota is better. You guys are just saying
and Dota is better.
Why is Dota better?
Cause aren't they like pretty similar in popularity?
Dota is harder.
Oh, that's what you say in my life.
Dota is harder than League!
Say voila, Hebrew.
I'm gonna be honest.
I didn't even know if it's virtually possible
for there to be a game that's harder than League.
I've never been more helpless in my life.
If you're telling me that Dota is harder than League, and I'm already lost on League, I'm not going to touch Dota with a 10 foot pole.
I'm not going to touch Dota with a 10 foot fucking pole.
If Dota is harder than League, and League is already borderline impossible, I'm never playing Dota.
I'm never playing Dota.
Drone has located a bomb.
Yo, is this guy cancelling?
Why would he cancel is there like a cheater on our team?
Yo guys, why is he cancelling is one of y'all cheating or something?
What
Why is he cancelling just one of y'all have like a 5k 5 seconds
Located a bomb
What's this guy's fucking problem?
I know what I do.
He's got a team kill.
Look, Nomad aiming at me.
Look at Nomad.
Look at Nomad.
Yo Nomad, why are you aiming at me?
All he said was what?
No, he didn't say what.
He went, what?
That's what he said.
He went, what?
League, that was the second game, no bro, I'm playing one more game and then I'm getting
on League.
Chat, relax, we're gonna get on League.
Guys, all this means is that we're just gonna stream longer.
Guys, I'm evicted to League, so I'm not even kidding, I might actually be on League
for like three hours today, four hours.
You just did a game.
Sugru, English, English, the game didn't happen, it got canceled.
X at Luke, I think it's your one. Thank you for the amazing three months. Appreciate you, my boy.
So three matches. Bro, league matches aren't an hour.
Bro, league matches are like 25 minutes.
You literally played a game and lost just now. No, the game got canceled, buddy.
Chat, look at my PC stats. Does this not make you erect?
Look at my PC stats. Does this not make you erect?
Open crates on League.
League has crates!
Can we confirm or deny that sentence?
Can we confirm or deny that sentence?
What?
Is there a trading market though?
Nothing makes me erect anymore.
You might have erectile dysfunction.
I'm gonna be honest bro, you might have erectile dysfunction.
How are you going with 10,000 hours because I'm not going I have an 8 win the loss and I'm in
Emerald hit in a marvelous you Katie I'm gold because I have like 18 matches play that it's not
possible to be any higher are you fucking like reindeer when is the 2026 charity match brother
happened a week ago bro finally reading chat yo the one beauty of siege is siege has so much
much downtime I can actually reach out. So much downtime. And honestly, so does League
too because I'm always dying so I can just reach out when I'm dead. Three hours is rookie
numbers, play League for seven. Yeah, if I play League for seven hours today, I'm going
to go mentally insane. Yo, when I play League, I'm literally just getting passed
around like a month. That's all of it is. In iron lobbies, I'm the worst player in iron,
bro. Do you realize? Jack, the equivalent to that is being the worst player in a copper lobby.
That's where I'm at with League right now. So we're seeing you look at your chat.
That boss Gucci?
Fake cough or cancer?
It's neither bro.
Wait Gucci what did he say?
Idiot.
Main gun for Brava.
Use the suppressor.
That's weed.
I don't do weed y'all.
I mean, you kind of look high.
Jinxie, the furry discord misses you.
I mean, I'm in season four.
I'm in season four.
I mean, you kind of look high.
Jinxie the furry discord misses you.
Uh, ma, it's just ban that guy. It's the same freak every time.
It's big bun or whatever his name is. Just ban him. I'm so tired of that fucking guy.
Protect the boss.
It's the same guy. He comes in every other day and types that.
I'm not in a fucking furry discord.
And if I was, I would like, I would-
Why am I even saying this?
No.
I'm out of the free discord, shut the fuck up!
Could you finally connect the other monitor?
Yeah! Yes!
Chabler upgrading 2026.
I'm switching to mainly PC gaming, as you can see I'm on PCC right now.
And, um, in-counting.
I'm going to shoot this low pass right here, okay?
Stop!
Stop!
I'm going to grab it.
Stop!
Thanks.
I'm going to crash.
I'm going to crash.
I'm going to crash.
I'm going to crash.
I'm going to crash.
I'm going to crash.
I think I'm gonna kill.
Thanks.
My fucking game crashed.
My fucking game crashed. Say you swear to God.
Load up, load up, load up.
Fucking hate this shit!
You have a billion dollars!
Reinvest it into the game!
Fuck! My league has not crashed a single time. My valorant has not crashed a single time.
My CS has not crashed a single time. Why does ours make scratch every time?
it's because you have tabs open bro no no no that's not why that's not why it
did it without the tabs open bro and don't roast my PC my PC is good and I've
broke my camera. Jesus. Oh my God, this is so fucking unbearable. Why the fuck does that
shit happen?
Look at the processors.
Why is League music playing? I'm in a siege match!
I'm going to go back to the
front.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
That's the way it is.
Comedy nights, unclosable.
Task manager?
What is task manager again? It's this thing?
Wait that could be a Lee caught up
What do you mean son, what do you mean son I'm new to PC and
Task
All right y'all there we go
Yay, we lost the round because my game crashed
and they banned mozzie
that's actually aids oh my fucking god
I've lose the round because my game crashes
are we dead ass bro
I'm out of fart I'm out of fart
ahem
where's hivemind? wait, hiveminds have a hivemind
my emote delete system 32 I don't know what that does guys I'm new to PC so I
don't know anything I'm not new to PC but I'm new to PC gaming I don't know what that does
I'm just shooting at the challenge go do not do that all right what does it do
delete system 32 it boosts FPS so this guy's just literally trolling it
Literally destroys your PC. All right mobs perma ban him
Permaband the guy that said the delete system 32 now
Jinxie Daisy is harder
I'm just gonna mute it because like even if he gives me comms
I'm not gonna hear you want one right here cuz my ears are gonna explode. Yo, um
There's not a single or game in the world that's harder than me period
Unless you say don't
Swimming max I thought siege had a big learning gap. That's nothing about
I'm passing Mr. Pop.
Jammer ready.
Loading, you make.
Rocket League, you mean?
Rocket League doesn't have a learning gap, it's just a mechanical gap.
The league has a mechanical gap and a learning gap.
Jerkmate ranked is the hardest.
Alright.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Lockers, lockers, close off the door.
I'm just a go, bro.
I'm just a go.
What do you mean, mood, PC check, Wi-Fi, EXE?
Bro, I saw his foot.
What are you saying?
Rock in Glock.
Think of it it's your one, come on, think of it it's your one.
Bro, why are you still talking to that sperm animal?
Why did I see three people like that?
Bro, let it go, bro.
Like, let that shit die, let that shit die.
Bro, chat, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Why is my KD better on PC than console?
I'm controller on both.
Why is that, bro?
Like, I don't even know if I'm in low lobbies either,
cause like, Malusia has a champ out of him.
Bro, it's just something about
when I'm on double the frames, I'm just him.
I'm just him, bro.
I'm him.
I'm him.
Bro, I might dead ass hit champ
with like a crazy KD this season.
Dead ass.
play story games again next story game I'm gonna do is GTA share the area and I'm
American protect this I'm a man marathon just like I did with red dead
yeah that red dead marathon was so fucking beat that red dead marathon was
So if you can't find it
Brothers that emote from the red dead for all that red dead stream with soapy
Only time I ever tried over a video game bro red dead with them
I put two people on one HP.
No Mads on one HP and Vox on one HP.
Are we dead ass?
What the fuck
Put that yeah, good black eyes in my ass. Don't be run me an attack
Super this isn't a low lobby bro. This guy's champ at home
Bro chat, I don't know the last of us. What is that game? I've heard of it. I don't know is that a story game?
What is the last of us is it is it a zombie game it's a zombie game the last of us let
Let me look up a picture.
Oh it is.
It's a story game.
How long does it take to finish the last of us?
One hour four remaining.
chatty all me to try to play that game 14 hours not bad at all
he's off this right now
that's a match, thank you
malusia's a vz champ so there's no way
he's targeted by the head of the team
oh who
Eliminated mission successful just so long at all 14 hours. We could definitely play that
You got it ain't for Remy thinking about gifted baby
The last of us what are you subordinate right now?
Yes, bro, yes
wait can you like say a sentence for me real quick real quick I'm gonna act like
I'm a soundboard
I'm talking about the Mr. B should be bronze can you like give me a sentence real quick
Say that that could be your favorite operator right?
Bah!
I'm going to ask them to set on board.
Good ring!
Bad ring!
Are you cheating money champs?
Bah!
He thinks I'm a cheating soundboard taking that as a yes
Barra, so we're a couple indeed. He definitely thinks I'm a soundboard
So Chad, you guys want me to play through the last of us also?
Or we could easily play that whole game in one stream.
Remy, you can divide the game to the advantage.
Ten seconds.
Okay, I'll do that before I do GTA then.
Insertion in five seconds.
Witness, Minecraft?
Dude me and Rod are doing located at the Minecraft hardcore marathon on May 16
Bro, but I always thought the last of us in the walking dead with the same game. I have no idea
I'm gonna get so many kills
all that it was not you nine all that it was not you oh my god
What?
I might lose this, I need to lock in.
I need to lock in, this is bad guys, this is so bad.
Dude, Valkyrie's on this camp.
Come down here, Valkyrie's about to jump out.
Valkyrie's over here.
I pinged it, I pinged it three times, right here, right here, he's right here, on a cam,
on a cam, right here, on a cam, off it, gone out, gone out, on my yellow ping, standing
on my yellow ping.
Did you wall bang this?
Wall bang at level?
Go through the door.
She's low, she's low, she's like here now, bro, enter the main, okay, no, no, peek
in the window, the window, on the window, on the window, bro, you gotta kill this
It's giving me an aneurysm right here right here right on the window right on the window laying down laying down laying down
Under the window laying down
Bro go through the main door and wall bang
You got him brother nice kill. He's gonna just went through the main door
Nice
wait kill the scott and we win right there right there nice okay now there
might go plant there might go plant that's your hold them that's you got to
hold up you got to protect your life after 15 seconds remaining hold that
angle yep
He's climbed on the...
He's climbed on the sandwich door
OH MY GOD YOU'RE THE GOAT DERMITE
They're my facture to go, HOLY SHIT
They're my taxi to go. Wow. They're my taxi to go.
League today, yeah, I'm getting on League, like literally right after this game.
Wow. Dude, little 2-0 rank sesh.
The Walking Dead has a game. Yeah, chat, that's the thing, bro. There's so many story games, dude.
The only one I played is Red Dead, bro.
And that was peak, I'm not gonna lie.
But yeah, if The Last of Us is 14 hours, I could definitely play that.
Dreaming the original.
Bro, maybe we could play The Last of Us soon.
Maybe we could play it soon, y'all.
Sub-Jing-C.
What's good, bro?
Play with Don't Test?
Yeah, I'm gonna get on League right after this game.
Locked
I'm gonna leave out this check who thinks I could get out of iron today. I'm
I thought you I thought you had a voice changer. I mean I was a voice changer dog
Yeah, no, I was kind of just trolling trying to make you guys think it was a voice changer. I was just spamming ball, right?
Sorry, bro, but good stuff, bro. Y'all are locked
Conductor not really man. Not really. What are you guys peak ranks on PC bro like diamond?
I'm on console champ. You're gonna make me pee.
What?
Don't talk! Just don't talk!
I was console champ, but it's just your PC and head champ.
Orra bro. Orra.
Orra.
Brexit 2 on.
Okay they're upstairs with them.
They're using chat.
Upstairs with a leech in.
I'm gonna be a non-
Now you're gonna be nervous, brother.
Now you're gonna be nervous.
Bro, you're not gonna be nervous.
I'm gonna be a non-
We're take, we're take go.
We're take go.
We're take go.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Up, again, okay, but nobody's living with my security.
I didn't put a pre-plate.
Can you not play jungle today?
Bro, if I'm playing with Don'taz, he's gonna want me to cook.
Yo, swampy can?
I got a sniper to secure me.
No.
The anchor's very nice, dude.
There's no rotate security.
They like running out on myself.
That's about to be done.
Is this abandoned, or what?
Yeah, there's that right now.
Located above hold my code me capital hold me. I'm gonna grab those cams. I don't think I'm walking out this
I'm gonna call it
They still like
Okay
Okay
Let's us for four. Yo. Gds. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for
League of Legends Day 3, baby. Oh my god, let's go. Chat is Dante's
back someone. with you. He's
of Legends Day.
guidedannyṛṣṇa Rodney.
Stop. Hi I'm
Don't has ready. It's not as ready. It's fucking time. Is don't has fucking ready. It is fucking time
Is don't has fucking ready
It is so time
What do you say?
It's done to have fucking ready you could call him wait for it. Okay?
Don't has I'm gonna go tinkle and then
And John says, I'm going to fuck shit up today, bro.
I'm going to fuck shit up today.
Chat enjoy the league music.
I'm gonna go pee.
Let's go.
Locky and y'all.
Yo, Licks with the 50 gifted.
Licks lick my dick, baby.
As long as the rating plus and consensual.
BRB, let's go!
I've mine. Nope. I'm done with this fucking slow game. Fucking fucking fucking fucking
of the day. Ask not.
High five. High five. High five.
Wait for that.
Wait for that.
L Flutter.
That's OG.
That is OG.
okay guys i forgot what i was gonna say oh there it is quote of the day
if you think it's a good idea jerk off first
chat is don't has ready is don't has ready here we go is don't has ready y'all is don't
Taz ready my fucking fucking League of Legends fucking heck from coach
Jinxie
Bro, I'm fucking ready. Well, I'm fucking ready day three of League of Legends
Do you want me to hit heck from time to make what do you think? Okay? Oh, I got it
What what I'm listening. I'm listening. You play the best game of heck room your capable of playing live
Coach me with what exactly you're doing why you're doing it and then I try to emulate your heck room
So tell me that I'm gonna turn you into me somebody said play Garen in jungle
What is that? Is that good or bad?
No, but you don't want to do that, bro. Trust me. Wait, nonsense
Should I play garen top lane and you coach me or hack room double?
Okay, let me ask you a question. Do you want to get fucked or do you want to do the fucking?
Depends what mood I'm in
Wait, okay, no
No, no, no, ask that again.
Do you want to get fucked or do you want to do the fucking?
I want to do the fucking, bro, yes.
Okay, then listen, you're gonna have to get it out of your mind right now.
For you, laning doesn't exist, do you understand?
You need to eat, breathe, sleep, and jerk off to jungle, and that is it!
Like, how can you sit there after finding out the magical greatness that jungle is yesterday
and you can even think about going to top lane?
Like, Jinxie, it's like you just met your soulmate and you're talking about the fact
that the 40, uh, 45 year old prostitute on the street corner might actually be the
love of your life.
Like, you need to get your mind out of the government!
You're right.
You know what I like about jungle, dude?
My teammates are literally getting their heads decapitated. I'm just sitting there farming a frog. I actually loved
Yeah, I'm telling you. Yeah, it's like you're the one. Okay, but listen, I actually made something for you today
Are you ready? Yes, bro? Yes, talk to me talk to me. Okay, look at my screen
Okay, so do you remember yesterday when you were asking me you were saying hey
I want to know everything that goes on in your brain. Yes. Yeah
So I actually made you two iceberg memes that actually fully encapsulate the
jungle role and then also base league mechanics. So right now we're working on
you to like figure this out right level one but eventually one day you're gonna
be getting all the way to level five. Holy shit bro. Finger placement on keyboard,
Eyes on three places character had minimap
Right clicking instead of holding down the mouse button right clicking items to buy components fog of war. What is fog of war?
So fog of war is like how you can't see things unless you have vision on them
okay
so
So what we'll do is we can either do one of two things
It's whatever you think would help you more
We can either start off by talking about these concepts, and I'll explain level one and level two
Or we can go straight into the informative game where I tell you everything I do so you can become me
Which one do you want to do?
Let's discuss this for a couple of minutes and then go into the informative game and then I play
Hackroom and literally start fucking people with no lubricant and iron
All right, that's what I like to fucking here. That's what I like to share
So listen, there's one thing that you're gonna have to do first though
Can you open up a game and practice tool because I heard something today and we're gonna have to help you with something
Where's practice to create custom yep, so it's in a custom create there you go create custom all right now
You're gonna do I know it's training. It's not custom is training
Remy thinking about it
Alright, there you go.
Alright, so now I'll just lock in Hecarim and I'll explain to you a few things from like
the level 1 section, okay?
Because I looked a little bit at your gameplay, right?
And I even talked to like a few of your viewers too, and I created a list that's going to
turn you from a 3 to a 5 instantly.
Really?
Really?
Instantly.
Okay, wait, wait, should you be seeing my whole screen share or no, no, no, could
you see it?
Oh yeah, just share it. Let me see if I can see it.
Can you see it?
Uh, no, you're not sharing yet.
What?
Wait, look now.
Check now, check now. Can you see it now?
Alright, now you're good yet. Now you're good.
Okay, perfect.
So, the first thing you're gonna do is I want you to press the escape.
Wait, let me put my controller over here.
Alright.
Okay, so press the escape.
Wait, I'm unplugging this.
All right, but you see how right now your character is in the middle of your screen?
Whoa!
Ahhhh!
Minions has fallen.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Wait, what just happened?
Yeah, you're good.
Okay.
Is it good now?
Yeah.
Wait, are you good?
Wait, what just happened?
I'm good.
I had to move my controller and it almost unplugged my channel.
All right.
Okay.
Nice.
Listen.
Yeah, so you see how right now your character is in the middle of your screen right?
Plus Y?
Alright, yeah you're good. Uh, just keep block camera. Keep block camera.
So, B plus Y?
Christ!
What the fuck is going on today? God.
Stop breaking me little shit.
Okay. Can you see?
Alright. Okay, now you're good. Now you're good.
Okay, are you ready?
Ah, born ready. Let's do this shit!
Jinxie, are you ready to die?
Yes, bro. I'm tired of getting passed around like a fucking blunt and iron, bro. Let's go.
All right, well now you're gonna be the one doing the passing around.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so press escape.
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna go where it says camera. You see that?
and on the bottom you see oh you already have per side offset oh wait oh yeah
no mind you're good then okay cool so that's the first thing done okay so the
next thing what we're gonna do is we're gonna talk a little bit about the the
icebergs okay so do you want me to send them to you or do you want me to just
read it for now talk to me about it okay where are your fingers right now my
middle finger is on W and that's it. Okay so this is what we're gonna do. From now
on how it's gonna work is you're gonna have your middle finger on W, your
index finger on E, and then you're like ring finger on Q okay? Okay. Okay and then
you're always gonna want to keep your fingers on those keys. Now when you're
going to use your ultimate, your index finger is going to go from E to R to use all of them.
You understand?
Yep.
Okay.
And that is never going to change, like you're always going to keep it.
Your index finger can also move to like press Y, but in general that's what we're going
to be doing now, okay?
QWE, so just QWE, QWE, and then R for all of them.
Exactly.
Another thing we're going to talk about, I want you to just move a little bit
on the map right now because I want to show you something.
So Jinxie, I want you to make your character go in circles.
Like go in the middle of a lane and then just make him go in circles.
And I want you to hold down mouse click while you do it, okay?
Because I want you to see this visually.
Okay, now what I want you to do is click right next to your character and click
all around yourself with your mouse click.
Do you see how that's way faster?
Yeah.
Why is that?
So the reason why?
Yeah, so the reason why is because there's actually an input delay in League where if
you hold down your right click, your character will only have a refresh rate like every three
quarters of a second.
But if you actually do another movement input, it registers instantly.
Do you understand?
What?
Yes.
So that's the reason why when you're playing, you always want to make sure that when
you're moving especially if you're going to be trying to dodge abilities stuff like that then you
always want to spam click because if you don't you're going to be too slow because of the input
delay from your mouse okay so always tap never hold yeah exactly well you can hold if you're
going to go like a long distance right like if you're just going to do one movement commands
like your blue buff but in general you always want to just tap okay yes sir wow that's
That's a really good plan.
Yeah, I got you.
So, the other thing I wanted to say is right now you have 20,000 gold, right?
Yep.
I want you to press B. Go back to base. I want to show you something.
So, in the future what you're going to be doing is when you're buying items you're wasting too much time in the shop.
And the reason why is buying an item right now, and I'll show you what you're doing wrong.
Exactly, right there that's wrong.
So, you see how you click on an item and then you press purchase item?
If you actually just right-click the items straight up, it's like right-click from the
select item.
Like right-click the endless hungry stuff.
You see how you buy it instantly?
Oh my god.
Exactly.
So the thing is that if you right-click items, it automatically buys the item if you have
enough gold, and if you don't, it buys all the components they can buy.
And components are like the small items that build up the big one.
I see. I see I see.
Alright, so also it works the same for selling items.
So plus a key.
So let's say you ever want to sell an item.
All you have to do is you have to right-click on the item in your inventory while you're in base.
So just right-click on it.
Alright! You see? Like are you starting to get the motion a little bit?
Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye!
there we go okay so now what we're doing right now jing so just explain it's
we're trying to make you understand how to make yourself a little faster so that
you can really take over games by getting to every play on time because
time is everything on don't go it's everything they could literally be one
second where you scratch your fucking balls and I lost one second you could
You got an ATB to kill dude!
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Okay, now I'm gonna teach you another trick.
Are you ready?
We're gonna get a little bit advanced, so are you ready to get advanced?
Yes.
Okay, I want you to like level up a few times, like on the left side of your screen, level
up.
Okay cool.
Do not click on the arrow.
No!
Don't click!
Don't click!
I want you to hold the control button, which is on the bottom left of your keyboard,
and then press E.
So how you actually want to level abilities in this game is instead of clicking on the
actual up arrow key, you press control and then you do the ability that you want to
level up.
So instead of like going all the way around pressing your Q, you just control Q and it
does it instantly, okay?
Okay, okay.
Okay, perfect.
So now we're getting this done, are you ready to learn a little bit more?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, perfect.
So another thing is you're always going to want to have your eyes on three things a week
and only three things, okay?
The first thing is going to be your character.
The second thing is going to be your, your HUD, right?
So like where you saw your abilities and stuff.
And the third thing is going to be your minimap.
The reason why is because what you're essentially trying to do is especially when you're clearing camps, you always want to be able to use your abilities when they're coming up, right?
Because you don't want to waste two seconds and then all of a sudden, your ability isn't being used and you're just fucking yourself over, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So what you want to do is you always want to glance at your HUD to make sure that you're sitting there and you're like, okay, I'm queuing as soon as it's up.
On Hecarim, you can just sit there and spam Q all the time, it's fine, as long as there's like no enemy, as long as there's an enemy in range, but in general that's how we do it, okay?
Got it, yep.
Alright, so we're gonna do one last thing and then afterwards I'll do a full gameplay for you, okay?
Okay.
What I'm gonna want you to do is I'm gonna want you to go and clear the red buff.
Go to the red buff right now.
So I don't know what the red buff is.
So the blue buff is always gonna be here on this side of the map, okay?
And the red buff, so if the blue buff is here, where do you think the red one is?
Right here.
Exactly, okay?
So, what we're gonna have to like, have you figure out is the names of the actual jungle monsters?
Do you already know what some of them are?
Grom.
It's frog.
Okay, which one is Grom?
Frog.
Okay, and then other ones?
Chickens, wolves.
Yep.
Blue buff, red buff.
uh uh go grab go grab go grab okay but not just scuttle you forgot the rocks
bro oh yeah the rocks the rocks the rocks now jinxie
jinxie what i'm gonna want you to do so i'm gonna want you to go the rocks
because this is the last lesson i'm gonna leave you off with okay you're
gonna go to the rocks right now but you're not gonna kill them yet the
rocks gonna be right if i remember correctly
Yep, nice guys, nice guys.
Okay, so GenC, I'm gonna want you to sit there and I want you to kill the big rock and I want you to see what happens, what happens.
He's splitting the gold mites?
Exactly, and you know why he does that GenC?
To give me more gold?
No, it's because he never stops fighting.
even when Krug is broken and he's in pieces he never stops fighting do you
understand yeah oh my god yeah yeah yeah so what is that tight you jinxie that I
can apply that to my league journey it doesn't matter how many times I get
pushed down or fucked in my tight little hole as long as I keep on
on dusting myself off and getting back up, I will progress in this game.
Exactly. The trick is that when you're sitting there and your hole is getting
fucked and hammered, you just want to make it so tight that eventually the
caulk just explodes when it goes inside of you!
does that make sense yes coach all right perfect so you ready for the
informative game or just perfect with a a say perfect perfect
bro say it again say perfect perfect perfect bro it's a A in there it's
yeah I know but you I know I know I know there's an E in there buddy you're
Or saying it with a hey say it perfect act act act
Well, I know what I'm doing. I'm not crazy. I'm hearing this shit
Are you a test that's rough
I'm gonna go get a coffee and then let's do it again, but all right
Bro, I need you to pop an Adderall or something so you can hyper explain this bro
Okay, I'm not like we're not making time today. This is for doing out of curiosity out of curiosity
If you watch YouTube videos, can you watch them on double speed?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay. I can go that fast with my words. All right, we are be done says 20 seconds
All right, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14.
But I shouldn't be doing this.
There's probably some dude just like jacking it right now.
11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2.
I mean I did it.
WAAAAAAAH!
The way you got me all the way there.
I never did it.
Okay guys, out of curiosity, how strong of a pre-workout should I take?
Because we could either take a one, a two, or a three.
Which one do we go for?
A 4?
Okay, I'm gonna do something I haven't done in years.
So I have this one pre-workout that I bought 4 years ago, and there's still a little bit
of it left.
So what I'm gonna do is I'm actually gonna take that one.
I think it's expired, and it's actually probably gonna give me some kind of cancer,
but it doesn't matter.
As long as you think you have main characters in German life, you can never actually
have anything bad happen
it's like how does the main character ever die you know what i mean
alright here we go
open jinx's chat
guys none of that i don't think they want to see my cam they don't want to
know what's going on
you need to criticize him
they're going to be honest if we're going to criticize anything about jinx
starting a league arc it's the fact that he actually started a league arc you know what I mean
like the realistically that's the only thing you can criticize a league player for is playing league
like I'm gonna be honest because of the problem with league is like you're gonna sit there one day
and you're gonna be like damn my life is going really great I'm happy you know like I'm sitting
there I have someone who loves me my family adores me my job's going well friends
Yeah, I can hear what's happening, okay the reason why it took me more than 20 seconds
It's not because I'm a lazy sack of garbage. It's because I'm scrounging around my house looking for a notepad
So I can take notes of the things you're saying throughout the match
Boy, can't you just use your notepad on your PC?
Yeah, um, yeah, it's smart though. It's smart though bro because it's psychology because if you write it down you remember it more
Well, yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, dude. That's genius
Also, bro, also if I play like if I'm watching your game and I'm pulling up the notepad
I'm not gonna be able to see exactly your character movement. It's better to write stuff down
Yep, I agree. All right, and you were on the same page right now. Okay, so it all right
Okay, I'm like, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't start don't start
I'm waiting don't sense. I have to get my no path. Okay. Okay. Okay. We are be okay
Wait, did you knock in no powder earlier?
I need a marker too. Oh, I got a marker.
Turned cam on discord. Wait, if I turned on discord, then I have to
dis- Oh no! Okay, wait, wait, I could actually do it.
Give me a second. Because I have a second camera.
Hold on, give me a second. I got this.
Wait, I actually have a second camera.
Okay.
Where should I plug it in? Maybe here?
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Ah!
Alright.
I got this!
I'm sure I got that.
Don't answer your good note. Yes, I
Have a no-pad or you're ready. I'm ready
Okay, even second
Wait, what's going on chat? What's your camera?
Yeah, it's only do I need a plug in a new camera? What's going on? I
Don't know don't worry about it too much wait. Kadeena's streaming
Say, well, ah, he could even slide
Yes, bro, could we do oh and don't as coaches us
us. we can see if he's down for it. I bet it'd be so big. Yo, say you swear to God.
You wait, wait, wait, but first though, chat, see if he's down. But first started again,
started again. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sometimes. Do you want to turn
your camera on or not? You're not here. Well, the thing is that I just added a
camera to Discord, but I don't know if it's accepting it. Wait, give me a second.
Kadeem is pissed, Kadeem doesn't fuck with you.
What, bro, I never even talked to him before.
Wait, give me a second.
Bro, I never, I never watch,
I've never spoke to Kadeem, y'all.
Virtual OBS cam, virtual OBS cam.
Okay, so wait, do I just select OBS
by virtual camera done?
Let's see.
Okay, cause I just tried it.
Let's see if it works.
Have as I wanna go talk to Kadeem in a stream,
Jack is Kadeem actually live? Is it Kadeem Alford in Twitch?
No, it's 718. So it's Kadeem 718.
God, that'll be peak. Is he iron?
I think he might be like low bronze.
Jack, that's better than me.
Alright. Oh my God!
Kadeem 718. Wait, uh, no, don't text. Don't worry about the camera.
camera okay don't worry about it don't worry about it no okay my chat is once
your camera on but it doesn't matter as long as up as long as we can hear your
voice all good okay yeah let me go check and see if kadeem is actually live
guys it makes you on discord because I count if you're on yeah yeah yeah but
first I want to watch you play heck room but I just want to see the most
play in 20 minutes. Kadeem. Maybe I could have him. Yo Kadeem. Kadeem, do you want to
play in 20 minutes Kadeem? Me and you and a team. Hello? Oh okay, I team got it. No.
So Kadeem, Kadeem, it's gonna be me and you and Dantez is gonna coach us in 20 minutes.
All right, wait, I can see, I can see, wait, wait, I can see, can you hear me?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so they banned Hecarim.
So what I'm going to need you to do is I'm going to need you to tell me which of these
two champs you think looks cooler.
And I'll just log that one in and then I can show you like a different one.
You're in a game and Hecarim got banned.
Yep, the fucking ghost has got me.
Okay. Diana or Zayhan? Uh, Diana, because she looks kinda bad.
So wait, you only know a couple of guys, bro? Are you a one trick?
Well, I mean, listen. Is it better to be a master of one or a master of none? Ask yourself that.
What about a master of two or three?
Wait, so what is your highest rank you've ever reached in a- uh- uh- without- without Hecarim?
Dude, it's like asking- it's like asking Bill Gates how much money do you make without being the CEO of Apple?
What?! So you're only- wait, what?! You only play Hecarim?
No, but GenC, I managed to get Diamond 4 on ADC, bro.
Like, I'm actually...
That's not good!
Diamond!
That's not good!
Bro, you should be...
Bro, Tyler won the challenge on five lanes, bro.
But listen, bro, listen.
Tyler won is the champ, bro.
What the hell?
Would you rather learn how to play at a challenger level or at a diamond level?
Ask yourself that.
Challenger level how does that challenge your level? Yes?
Exactly, and that's what I'm trying to tell you bro. That's why now you're gonna learn all the things you need to know
Okay, okay, okay, bro. I'm in I mean your thing. I'm watching you so wait watching
What's your game plan with Diana, bro? I don't like so it's a soft
So let me explain something to you the thing about jungling is it doesn't matter what champion you play junglers all?
effectively do the same thing, right? The only difference is how good you are to
unlock more plays or different roles within the fights, okay? So even if you're
on Diana, if you're on a Moomoo, if you're on like let's say Hecarim, Zaheim, right?
Like it doesn't matter what you're playing, the way you're gonna get a
lead is always effectively the same. So what I'm gonna do this game for you,
okay, is I'm gonna try to track the enemy jungler so know exactly where
she is at all times okay okay I'm gonna focus on everything you're saying I'm
not gonna reach out for this whole match so I want you to actually explain
everything you're doing and why you're doing it who is cat arena oh my fucking
god oh my god it's kitty cat to bro this game is actually perfect for me
What were you saying?
You're muted.
Yes, yes, yes
Okay, so step one when you're loading into a game you need to ask yourself what is the enemy jungler doing?
What's the top lane matchup so click and then what do you support matchup so click okay?
So when we look balling, it's double mages balling, right?
And it's also a volatile matchup top. So that means there's gonna be a lot of fighting
This is something that you're going to learn as the games go on and as you learn more
It just essentially means like who's fighting early and who's not so since we know that top wing is going to be fighting and
Balling isn't really gonna be fighting that much because they're more so like weight clearing and stuff like that
Then we know they're having towards top is quite better this game
So we're gonna do this game is we're actually having towards top now in your games
So you're not working this week side
No, so you pat towards where you think there's gonna be more action
But this is a concept that you're not going to use yet because for you right now this is too advanced
Like you need to know every champion in the game for you to know when this is going to be good versus one not okay, okay?
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Wait, I don't want my music really quick. Don't add sorry. Yeah, that's fine. Continue please. Okay
So now what we're also going to do is we're gonna look at the jungle matchup and we're gonna ask ourselves
How does it look like so grapes is a champion that early game actually loses Diana right Diana's a counter upgrades
So this is another level to jungling which is like knowing the matchups who wins 1v1 or who wins to be to 3v3
So if we look let's say top side, we're probably gonna win the 2v2 right
Bots like we're probably gonna lose the 3v3
So it's another reason why I wanted to path towards top because I know that I'm more
Defended and I'm safer if I clear towards toppling
Okay, so now while I'm clearing my camps and my abilities are on cooldown, I'm actually panning my camera over mid, over top and over bot to kind of see what's going on.
And when I'm actually looking towards my camps is when I just want to kite them. But in a case like this where it's already fully, fully kited out, right, you can actually spend more time looking.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to use our long range ability, which is our Q, to aggro the camp preemptively so that we get a little more distance.
And then when we're clearing, we actually see that Graves is on Raptors, right?
So this is a concept called CS counting. CS counting is when you can actually see all of the farm that a jungler has because every camp counts as four farm to know where they are.
they are. So Graves right now is at 14 CS and he was clearing his Raptors. It means that we know
that he's clearing towards bot right because he cleared three camps which is 12 and then he started
clearing the other one which is what led to the other two. So we know that Graves is full clearing
towards there. So we also know that if we decide to fight towards like uh towards like top side or
top crab that he's not actually going to be there. So I already know without anything even
happening that the top crab, the scuttle crab won't be contested, but the bottom crab will be.
Are you following so far? Yes, 100%. Okay, good. So now we're going to look at
Blaine's seed, right? Because now the question is what are we going to do after we farm?
So I'm going to press tab, I'm going to see Graves only has 24 CS. So we know that he
didn't clear the crab yet, because if he did, he'd be at 28. But it looks like
Katerina is also pushing in. So, top lane is not really killable, right? But mid lane could be.
We could also countergank the Graves, which is another advanced concept, because if Graves is in
the bot side river, right, then he could maybe look towards mid, right? So now I wait for the
Katerina to go in, she does. And then we just get the assist, right? So now what we're going
to do is we're going to push out the wave to get as much resource as possible. And the
And the reason why we're doing this
is because we just want to get as much gold as we can.
So if we can get the gold through the minions, then we will.
I'm not gonna bother clearing the next winning way too though,
because my camp is already spawning.
So it means I wanna reset as fast as I possibly can,
so I can get there on a good timer.
Are you following so far?
Yeah, 100%.
Okay, so I'll put it in words that you understand.
What I'm doing is I know that my camp
is respawning bot, right?
So I don't want to stay too long over here because it means that this is up for too long and I'm not making it reset more, right?
Because every time this camp resets, I get golden XP because I'm killing it.
So if I'm not killing this camp, then I'm just losing out on golden XP, which is like tempo.
Do you see I'm getting out?
Yep, yep, yep.
So that's why now you're going to notice I'm not even really bothering to look at lane states because I know that I'm going to be like focused on farming for a little while.
little while. So even though we should be panning our camera around and seeing what's going on,
it's something where it's like it's not necessary to do at every stage of the game. Okay?
Okay, got you. Because in early game, you're normally just farming like in early games. Exactly.
In early game, you're just trying to farm and even in games where things are kind of behind
and they're not really going that great, you're just going to want to sit there and you're
you're just going to want to like focus on actually getting a consistent lead.
Okay.
Okay.
Got you.
So when you go for a gang, when you go for fights, it's inconsistent because you
never know if the fight is actually going to go good, right?
But when you're farming camps, no, it's going to go good.
Exactly.
So now the reason why I'm recalling here after cleaning the
crugs is because there's nothing else up on the map, but we see that the
scuttle crab is responding in 30 seconds.
So that means that right now the only things on the map that we can do are dragon or scuttle crab
So what I'm doing is I'm gonna communicate with my team by using something called pings
So that they're on the same page as me so they can also come here as well
Got it
All right, so now we see that the graves is actually on the dragon he cleared it right which kind of sucks
But it is what it is that happens
Unfortunately, my midlaner decided to fight, but that means we're just going to have to let her die.
Did they have six kills and you guys have one right now?
Yep.
Let's see, James, you listen. This is the important part of being a jungler.
It's about being able to see the burning building crashing around you
and looking at all the police officers and firefighters that instead of helping you get out
are just like punching you and keeping you down.
And it's about sitting there
and still trying to get out as hard as you can.
Does that make sense?
100%.
Yep.
All right.
So what we're gonna do now
is we're just gonna wait for our camps to respawn
because we don't really have another play to make, right?
There's no gank
because there's no one really pushing up bot.
But now we actually see that bot is pushing.
We can look for a fight though
because they're both like, like a relatively high level compared to me,
like the level six, level five.
So we know that it's way safer for us to just keep farming.
So that's why in games like this, one of the most important things you can do is
just keep farming, because if you sit there and you decide to join the sinking
ship, then it's guaranteed to sink, right?
So if your team is losing in kills, do you literally just farm?
It depends but what I would say is you always try to go for the consistent play unless the inconsistent play would give you too much. Does that make sense?
Yes.
So like let's say there's a guy that's worth a thousand gold then maybe dropping everything and trying to kill him would be better right then just doing the consistent farming.
Okay. And like what lane is collapsing them? Like, I just kind of want to inside the mind
of like, what do you think of the lanes? Like what lane looks uncontestable and what lane
looks maybe gankable?
So this is something that you're going to have to learn. And even people that have
been playing League for years as junglers, so don't understand it. There's no such
thing as an un-gankable lane, right? It always depends on the conditions because
right now I can sit there and I can tell you I never want to gank bot because she has three kills
right but what if there's an opportunity where she's pushing up with one hp now I would want to gank
right so it's always about awareness like as a jungler you always have to be aware about everything
going on so like here for example I saw on my mini map that the graves was recalling right the
enemy jungler so what I'm doing is I'm actually clearing the grubs because I'm like oh maybe this
could end well. Yes, right? So we end up losing one grub. It sucks, but it is what it is. And then
now we need to flush out and we just run because they're all going to be here and we can't ever fight.
Right? Yep. So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for recall because we have
our full item and you're going to see look as soon as I recall, I instantly walk out of base
and then I buy my item right just by right clicking because it saves seconds and seconds are
our minutes as a jungler.
Exactly, yes.
Yes, so now what we're going to do is you're going to see that we're walking
straight bot, right?
And the reason why is because bot is fighting a lot.
So we're going to just do something which is called fishing, right?
Which is where we're going to look fishing.
Yeah, we're fishing.
It's like you have your fishing rod out and you put a little bait on it.
And we're going to see if they actually put themselves in a gankable position.
Now it doesn't look like they will, right?
Because they could have flash here
and they could also have wards.
So as a result, we're just not even gonna
bother risking it, you see?
Yeah, so, but how do you fish?
Do you position yourself close to the lane?
So fishing would be, you're just constantly observing
the lane to see if there's an opportunity
that's too easy for you to go to that you can pass up.
So be like, for example, right now
let's say I wanna fish top, right?
I'm gonna look at top lane
And I'm like, okay.
So the Jackson's wave is over here, he needs to hit this.
So while I'm clearing the Krugs,
I'm constantly looking top
and I'm checking to see if the situation develops, right?
It's like, imagine you're a guy in the newsroom
and you're just constantly checking the breaking news,
right?
Yep, yep.
So now over here-
As a jungler, are you supposed to be
the most aware person on the entire field?
Yeah, because the thing is that you're gonna notice
a lot of the time. Go DomTest. Yes DomTest. Yes not chance! There it is!
Jensy, that's why you need to be aware! Because if I wasn't aware, I would have never went for that, right?
Yep, awareness. And it's a place like that that makes the difference between you losing and you winnings.
Yep, 100%. So that's why you need to be aware. Like right now we're going to walk out of base
And we're gonna look for the dragon now. Let me ask you. Why am I gonna walk to the dragon? Why are you gonna walk to the dragon?
Yeah, I'm asking you. What do you think the answer is?
I
Know the answer, but to you
Okay, I think so you want me to tell you what I think it is. Yes
Okay, so the reason why I walk towards the dragon there is because none of my jungle camps are up
and it's possible that the enemy was on dragon so we want to walk where there
could be something for us to do so there it could have been that maybe we can
steal the objective right maybe we can kill graves on it but you always want to
constantly be looking for things that you can do to make your lead even
better does that make sense yeah so okay so if there's no camps up you can
check dragon because they could be on it get out of there exactly yeah so now
we're getting ganked this is fucked
you're the greatest ever wait wait wait wait okay hold on it's not enough I
got that jinx because now I need to get the grumb to bro who who's
Wow. Wow. Who healed you? Who healed you?
Uh, so it was my support. Wait, can you just like, oh fuck.
So it's my support, because my support is playing a champion class called Enchanter.
So that's pretty much if you're just like a little pussy ass bitch and you
want to make your team win the game for you, you lock in Enchanters.
So are you saying support players are pussies?
Uh, the majority of them, yeah.
I also noticed that my support player is tight more than anybody else.
Yep, it's because the thing is the supports expect you to do the job for them.
That's why.
Oh.
It's like, okay, think of it this way, okay?
Imagine you have a guy that's a cock and he hires a bolt to fuck his wife, right?
It's like that guy, he's going to sit there and he's going to backseat and be like, oh,
do this, do that.
That's kind of like support players because they lock in support so that other people that
are better at the game can carry them.
Does that make sense?
But it's like, it makes them feel insecure.
So then they want to sit there and they want to like make you feel like shit because
now they're mad.
I see.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Is the game you're in right now, by the way, Dante, it's 16 to three.
How could you still win this?
Well, there's always a chance that an armed robber walks
in Lux's house and blows his head off with a shotgun.
So since we're not going to discount that possibility,
we're just going to play this one out
because anything is possible.
So you're basically saying, unless he gets
like raided by the FBI, this game's over?
Or I must say grief, because don't forget,
A lot of the time people in league can be bad players, right?
So they can be bad and they can throw games.
If you can throw games, other people can too, right?
So it's like league is a game where you're just waiting
for the enemy team to make mistakes.
What, wait, what?
Sorry, keep going.
I was saying league is a game where you want to wait
for the enemy team to make mistakes.
So then you can capitalize off it
and win the game for it.
Okay, got you.
100%.
So my channel is saying braum braum is gooning braum braum so yeah
So the thing about braum is that people that play braum?
They're pornography addicts because he has an animation he can do that makes it looks like he's jerking off
So the thing is that everybody that?
well
That's just happen
No, I was just I was taking a note. I was taking a note
But did you just say press yes?
No, no, no, no, I was saying, ROM equals porn addict in my note.
Yep, okay, perfect. There you go. That's probably the most important note that you can get from
this entire game.
Okay.
Wait, game in a second. Because now we're going to go for a crazy fight. And never mind.
So, Jinxie, this is the point of the game where you as a jungler are going to be able
to express your skill, okay?
And the way that you're gonna do it
is by enabling Team Chat, right?
And then you're gonna type this.
And then after you type this,
you're gonna disable Team Chat.
So if anybody tries flaming you, right?
You see the method?
Yeah, there you go.
So now what we do is it's like, it's almost like you're jungling,
but you can clear all the camps without the enemy team being able to clear yours.
Because now they're sitting there and they can't even flame you back, right?
Yes, because you already got the last word in.
Exactly.
And that's why you need a high APM so that you can sit there and enable and
disable as fast as possible.
So what, like, actually what happened this game?
I do it. It's 22 kills to three. What the fuck happened?
Um, yeah, so this is the thing, Jinxie. There's a rule about League of Legends, and I'm going to need to write in your notepad right now, because it's probably the most important one you're ever going to learn.
All right, are you ready for it? Yep.
I want you to write it never gets better.
So, when you're silver, you think that when you get gold, the players are going to be
better.
When you're gold, you think the players are shit, but when you get pot, it's going to
be better.
And you think this all the way up to challenger.
And even in challenger, you realize that not even there is the case.
So in League of Legends, you have to understand that it never gets better.
But even though it never gets better, you can get better.
So that's why you always have to be the one that gas sights yourself into saying every
game is your fault so that you can improve.
Bro, sir, I don't even know if I want to write that.
God, that's dark shit.
That's dark.
It's like, jing-si, jing-si, jing-si.
It would be like this.
Imagine you're walking down late at night and a group of five men punch you in the
face and they fucking beat the shit out of you.
You need to sit down.
You need to say it was your fault because maybe if you were boxing from the time
you were like five years old, you could have fought them off.
And that's like in League of Legends what you have to do.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
So it's about mental training.
So that's why like, even in games like this,
there can be games where you will genuinely just lose.
Like my bot lane is 1 in 13, bro.
For all I know, they could have no arms, no legs,
rolling around on the floor like chicken nuggets.
Who the fuck knows, right?
Yes, yes.
But it's like you got to just be like, it is what it is.
Okay.
Bro, this game seems,
I don't really know how else to frame this.
This game sort of seems like it could ruin your life,
I think, bro.
Well, that's why.
The trick is that instead of letting League of Legends
ruin your life, you just seem to be the guy
that ruins other people's lives
by sitting there and blaming them to a point
where then they feel bad for underperforming.
Okay.
Well, you just kind of shut down Kill, right?
It's pretty good.
No, my teammate stole it.
So the guy that had zero kills and seven deaths,
he just stole it from me.
Oh.
So he should probably be punched directly in the mouth.
See, like, that's the thing.
Jingxi, you're learning about the mentality,
and that, the mentality,
is gonna be what carries you further
than any skills ever will.
League is a game, and I'm saying this seriously,
like no sarcasm, where your mentality, your mental
and your like drive and commitment is gonna push you harder
than anything else ever could.
So it's about playing a game like this
where there's genuinely nothing you could have done
and you're just like, well, it is what it is,
I guess I lost, right?
But it's about queuing up in your next game
and saying, I'm still gonna give it a hundred percent.
Does that make sense?
Okay, that sounds horrifying.
Yo, Don't test.
You're saying that even if you played
like a computer robot simulation,
like stock fish on chess,
and you played perfect this entire game,
you still would have lost, even if you played perfect.
Or as you say-
Oh, honestly, like no jokes whatsoever, probably.
Because like the thing is that when you look at it,
the graves did nothing in this game, right?
Like he has nine kill participation out of 30 kills.
And it's like when you look at the team state,
like, Jinx, you think about this way.
I have three lanes, right?
Yeah.
My three laners have not gotten a single kill without me
for 20 minutes this game.
Wow.
I want you to think about that.
I have 100% kill participation at 20 minutes.
That means for 20 minutes, they did nothing.
But I feel like in league, it's never really a close game.
It's just one team is getting brutally
penetrated in all three holes.
And then the other team is just kind of taking it.
It's never really close.
OK, so there's something called the 60-2020 rule.
Or no, it's 40-2020.
So the 40-20, no wait, fuck.
No, it's 40-30-30.
OK, yeah.
40-30-30 rule?
Yeah.
So the 40-30-30 rule essentially states that in League,
30% of your games are gonna be insta-lost, right?
And 30% of them are gonna be insta-won.
And what matters, right, is gonna be how you play,
yeah, in the winnable games.
Oh, and that's how you get challenger.
Exactly.
So, yeah.
So what did, let me ask you,
what did you learn from this game?
Do you want me to be like honest?
Yes.
That I think if I keep playing League, I'll have crippling depression.
But do you want me to read my notepad?
That works too. Let's see that's for the notepad.
Here are the notes I took.
Look at matchups at start of game.
So that I wanted to cross it out because you're not at the level where you're going to be able to do that.
Okay, cross it out.
path towards action is my second thing.
Okay, so that you're also going to cross it out
because that's later as well for you.
Because, listen, I'll explain it, Jinxie.
Because what I wanted to do this game
was I wanted to explain to you
how somebody that operates at like the highest level
is going to approach a game.
But for you, it's like we're taking it
in bite-sized pieces, right?
It's kind of like imagine I'm teaching you how to fight,
right?
I'm not going to teach you how to do like
the hook and the uppercut and all that.
We're going to start off with jobs, right?
Okay.
All right.
Now here's, here's the third note I have.
Let's see.
Yes.
Counting.
Should I cross that one out also?
Uh, kind of, I want you to put a little circle on it because there's an easy
concept that we're going to make you learn.
Okay.
And now next one, check tabs for CS.
Okay.
That one did operate some the same way.
What's the next points?
Get as much gold as possible
All right, so I want to put a check mark because don't forget what are you faced with every single game that you play league?
Four sacks of shit on my team
Exactly so the fact that you know that already makes you better than 95% of league players
Because you're able to recognize that so gold on you matters more than gold on everyone, right? Yep 100%
Exactly all right keep reading
Next note, I have Ear, Umi, Farm.
I think I misspelled.
Oh yeah, Early Game Farm.
That's good.
That's good.
So, Jensi, this is what we're going to do, okay?
What I'm going to do is I want you to keep your notepad out, and I'm going to show you
the two things that I made for you, okay?
And what you're going to do is you're just going to write down only these things,
and we're going to approach more later on once you get better.
Does that sound good to me to finish my notepad though? I have a couple more on here.
All right, you know what bucket let's see. Let's see what you have to say.
Majority of support players are pussies that spam type. I added in spam type.
Then I added in cup POV equals support.
And then I added in brahm equals porn addicts.
And then I added in fishing with a question mark because that went in one ear out the other.
I'm going to be honest, that's good, but we're going to need to add some more notes, okay?
So that game, you saw how there was a jacks in the game?
Yes.
You're going to want to put jacks equals pedophile.
What is Jax equal to that?
Because most people that end up playing Jax end up becoming pedophiles.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, okay, I'll add that in.
All right, so now for these, the tip of the icebergs,
I'm gonna take pictures
because I think my hand will cramp up writing all of that.
Okay, so then what I'll do is I'll just explain to you
what I think we're gonna make you do, okay?
Okay, got it.
Well, by the way, I'm gonna add Kadeem in a little bit, okay?
Like, yeah.
Yeah, that works, that works, okay.
Okay, so what you're gonna do is when it comes,
so these are two different icebergs, right?
One of them is general mechanics for League, and the other one is jungle mechanics, okay?
Okay, general mechanics, jungle mechanics, got it.
So, you're going to notice that a lot of things that we talked about yesterday
are actually covered here, right? So, like clearing your camps,
it's like whenever your camps are, if you want to clear them, right?
Yes.
Full clearing is just always making sure that in your first clear, you kill all six, okay?
Okay.
Yes.
Yep.
Don't leave anything there.
Yep.
So then Scuttle Crab, listen, I'll let you say it for me.
What does Scuttle Crab mean?
Yeah.
Scuttle Crab basically means it's the jungle or death.
Like if I can get the Scuttle Crab and he doesn't, then I sort of jungle-mogged
him.
Perfect.
And then what's our last one on our list?
I want to read it for me.
This is my favorite one.
Smiting cannon from a laner.
Perfect.
Okay.
So now, right, that was all stuff we learned yesterday.
So a few other concepts that we also talked a little bit about, but I'm going to want to
see you do today, are smiting to kill camps.
So you know how your smite will do like 600 true damage?
Yes.
Yep.
The F button.
Exactly, the F button.
So the F button, as the game goes longer, it actually does more damage, and you're
You're going to see how much it does by just looking at the little tool tip above your
HUD.
Like we're going to sit in the game later, okay?
Yep, got it.
So what you're actually going to want to do is you always want to make sure that if you're
going to smite a camp that you use it to kill the camp so that no one else can steal
it from you.
Gotcha?
Got it.
It's like imagine you're in Rainbow Six and I'm telling you that you want to save
the last bullet instead of doing like 20 damage to a guy to get the last 20 damage, right?
Yep.
Yep.
Okay.
So then the other things are droning, which is where you're going to want to move away
from the camp while you're fighting it.
Remember those?
Yep.
Yep.
So right now, this is all you're going to worry about.
Okay.
And the rest of the iceberg are concepts that you're going to work on once you feel
like, and once I also see that you've mastered all of this.
Okay.
Okay.
Yep.
I can do that for sure.
So over here, we're going to talk a little bit about general mechanics.
So the first one is going to be finger placement on keyboard, which we talked
about on Queen, Queen, Queen, Queen.
Yeah.
So, so you're going to remember something right now.
I want you to remember, we are why. Remember that.
Okay. Query.
Query, exactly. Because those are the only five buttons that you're going to have to worry about.
Because pressing Tab and all that kind of stuff, it's stuff that is important.
But because you're new to the game, you aren't able to actually like process the information yet.
So it's better for you to focus on what you can process.
Okay. All right. So now there's also the eyes on three places which we talked about we also talked about the right clicking right clicking items to buy components.
So all of these were already talked about them right. So you're just going to have to put them into practice.
Yeah.
And then another control.
Yep. So the only thing that we didn't talk about is not canceling auto attacks.
So a problem with League is if you actually auto attack right which is when you right-click someone if you do another
Auto attack or you right-click around them
Then you can actually cancel your right-click and you do zero damage
So a lot of the time you want to wait until your right-click goes through before doing more does that make sense?
So what happens if I tap on somebody over and over and over because do I never end up attacking them?
absolutely nothing think of it like imagine you're trying to shoot while
you're reloading that's the hardest oh my god that might be why I'm dying so much
bro wait so if I keep tapping I never actually attack no so when when you
register the first thing of you right-clicking it's like it's gonna right
click as much as they can so the only time they want them you're gonna want
to right-click again is if you want to right-click to move and then right
click back on the guy. But if you're sitting down and you're just spamming
right click, it does absolutely nothing. It's like, okay, you know when you use
your two and it's on a three second cooldown? Yes. And you press two again, is
it going to use the ability or is it going to be on cooldown? So wait, this is
an easier way for me to understand it. How fast do you attack? Like, like
sound it out. Okay.
Now how does it sound if I tap tap tap tap tap tap?
No, but how does it sound if I tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
like nothing?
Yeah, it's the only way for you to attack faster is to buy items that actually make
you attack faster so but the thing is that depending on the type of champion that you're playing you're
not gonna want to get it in some scenarios like if you're playing for example hechrim you want attack
damage if you're playing a mage right then you're gonna want ability power but if you're playing an
ADC right like jinx then you might want attack speed does that make sense got it got it okay
Okay, so now Jim see are you ready to get in a fucking game because now that the boring shit is done
I'm gonna be honest. We need to sit here. We need to not go to fucking sleep. Yep. Okay. I'm down
Jack does Kadeem want to do oak you and then Dante has a coach us
Let's add Kadeem wait Dante's do you have Kadeem added could you make a group call with him? Yeah, I got it
We're all excited to meet this guy
Yeah, this is my final boss. Like I need to get to a point where I can beat him.
Right now he could check my ass.
Yeah, I beat him.
Yeah.
He should be joining soon. Let me add it.
All right, that's it.
Chat's helping you. Never calling him on Discord.
What do you say, DomTest?
I'll just seem to share your screen. Okay. There you go.
Perfect.
Albert and Einstein.
He has seven years experience.
Kadeem does.
Yeah, so Kadeem, I'm telling you right now,
he's like the veteran, bro.
This guy is like the final,
he's here. Yo, what's up Kadeem?
Yo, Kadeem, what's up man?
What's up?
Kadeem, nice to meet you my boy.
What's up? You wanted to help with the guys, right?
The only way for you to act in front of the game
correctly, you really have to practice.
Yes, bro.
Yes, I'm practicing right now.
Bro, I've heard from a lot of people that you're the faker of iron.
Well, I am challenger.
What?
Well, I'm only challenger in normals.
What is challenger in normals?
What does that mean?
That means that I earn the achievement of being the best ADT in the world.
Is that true?
Okay.
So yes, so Kadima is essentially like imagine you have challenger ranked and challenger normals
Kadima's iron in ranked, but he's challenger normals
Okay, okay, okay. I got it wait so could be do you want to play ranks together like you'll be ADC
I'll be jungler and doesn't it's gonna coach us. Oh
There's something that you want to be jungle. You don't want to be support
I would literally rather be jumped stuffed into a locker robbed mugged and brutally beat and then play support
bro.
I love you bro like they'll give you a role.
I fucking love you.
But I'm not playing support for anybody bro.
I would literally rather die.
I mean it's not a better role.
I usually just rather destroy everything.
No, no, no, Kadeem, Kadeem, Kadeem, Kadeem.
I'm going to play Hectrum,
and I'm going to fucking destroy the other team.
And Kadeem, you're going to play ADC,
and you're going to get powered up
and fucking win your lane.
And if you need help, let me know.
And I'm going to fly through the bush like a fucking creep
and fuck them.
Okay.
And Kadeem.
Well, you know, they do like over 100K damage
in the game to get ready.
You do a hundred K a game.
No, they do that.
They do for fun.
Yeah, so, Jinxie, the thing is that Khadim, he has something where like a lot of the people that play against him, they just randomly like smurf hard as fuck.
So you might be playing this game on nightmare difficulty because you and Khadim are the two most sniped people on the planet.
So wait, Khadim, Khadim, you get sniped by smurfs, Khadim?
I mean, yeah
But yeah, I think so like so that's all the 15. Okay. Okay. So my cutting what is your peak rank like ever highest-rank you ever touch?
Well, I got I got master and
In a different game, hold on
Okay, I think it's like the second game
You got math in which game for I got master in virtually for
in when elsewhere that I had S rank, but like these new games, I don't know what's going on, but I'm just iron four.
Oh, you're iron four in league?
Yeah, yeah, I'm iron four in league.
Well, Kadeem, guess what, bro? You just found your fucking iron duo, bro, and we're going to reach bronze together, bro, with the power of love and positivity, okay?
I
Need we can do it. I mean, I just I know we're gonna do it alone
No, no, we're gonna have Don says coaching us bro. He's gonna be fucking locked
Kadeem he's gonna be locked bro think of it like this. It's like I'm sitting down
I'm the brain and I'm in your guys's body. Does that make sense? Yes. Yep. Yeah 100%
What million fucking percent bro?
What he said
What do you need to add you?
Jinxie hashtag MVP cuz I'm the fucking MVP wait
Okay
Wait, I need to unadd people before you add me, Kadeem
Wait, you don't even have anyone on your friends list though. No, but I have maximum requests. How do I delete requests?
Wait, okay. I think it would be okay. So it's weird because it doesn't try me. So I think what we should do is you should add Kadeem
So I could be what's your username?
Uh, I have a whole bunch of people on my page. So but uh, it's key someone eight says two one five
I was the person kadeem seven one eight
Yeah, kadeem seven one eight
Uh, hashtag two one one three five
Got you kadeem. You got rid of the mvp tag. You have the mvp tag when I watch your highlights
I was part of the MVP that you were undefeated and I joined them and they got rid of the
whole task.
Oh, okay, okay, Kadeem, wait, but you have the maximum amount of friend requests, Kadeem.
Okay, wait, here, I'm going to try something.
I'm going to try something.
I'll try to invite Kadeem and then if he can join me, then I can just like make
a lobby with both of you guys and then afterwards you can do it.
And then we can add, right?
Okay.
Did you get the game invite?
OK.
Did you get it?
Nope.
Give me a second.
I got it where I only have friends,
because a lot of crazy people add me.
Yeah, bro.
That happens to me too.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
there's just a deep person.
Hold on.
Yeah, OK, wait.
I think what we do, GenC just found Adam.
So it's a hashtag 135.
So move the first three.
And then what you're going to do is just like spam add in until like your request goes to you so could you just have like mass like denying
Sorry, yeah, also you don't need to press the X you can just keep like spamming at friend and it's fine
Okay, did you get any of those requests could be
Wait, all right, wait, wait, I didn't get them part. Give me a second. Let me just XR wanted people.
Okay, take your time bro. No rats at all bro
All right, James see wait apparently you can invite him through discord
So if you right click on him in the group chat and do invites a game it goes through
Oh, you don't have that
Okay, um
I'm simply a random person. I I just don't know how to like find the front book. I I mean
I know how to play the game
But like I never actually had a three-fourth book that's before
Give me a second
It's okay, bro. You have friends and friends wait
Unadd a person. I don't say why
Yeah, I got my dad's could you show me now? Wait, we're trying out. Okay?
No, I'm Maximum L. No, no
Okay, it's still says exceeded how about now keep on adding
Okay, wait, I have an idea. I have an idea. I'm gonna make a custom game with a password. Oh
Oh, yeah, okay. The only thing is we're gonna have to think of a password that none of our viewers can guess
Okay
I have an idea. Hold on. I hold on. Okay. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna just like make it nobody show the discord
And then we'll do it. Okay. Okay. Okay
Dante when you make it once we join make sure you delete it from discord
Yeah, I got it. Okay. It's nice to meet you, bro. By the way, it's nice to meet you. Can you?
Oh yeah okay okay that's it all right and then that's a password join okay okay what the
fuck how did this okay yeah I don't know how this guy and something guess what the
fucking password was well I could maybe think of a couple reasons yo bro let me
ready? Yeah, make it this.
Make it that and then make the password of this.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, make it that make it that.
I'm not going to one, two, three.
OK, I'm not going to lie.
Dante has did make one where the password was one, two, three.
Okay look, I just made it fast.
Okay so Jinx said I could even join.
Join custom.
Okay how do you join?
How do you join?
Alright so you probably, you see what it says play, right?
And then it should say custom.
So you do what it says custom.
I joined.
Okay custom, okay.
Oh like join them right?
Yep so it says join custom.
So you're going to click join custom, find a game, and then just type that in.
Look at that Chatham iron one
Did you do the right one the posture doesn't one two three it's the most recent number those put
Okay, we add them for here yep
Kadeem, I sent you a friend request in here.
Did you add me?
Okay.
Bro, it still says it succeeded, don't it?
You're the one?
Can you just show me how to delete friend requests?
Can you show me how to delete them?
I'll just delete one.
Yeah, like share screen, because like your thing is weird.
It doesn't even say a thing where it says it.
Kadeem, I think?
It's because I had tons of little different,
they came up the game and they just messed up everything.
Wait, don't test it.
they even show friend requests nowadays I don't see it
why am I never setting that has it turned off I'm not even gonna lie
uh I can't wait to see hold on are you sharing screen show screen and then show
me your open your things is maybe there's like some in the cogwheel all right you
see it maybe you guys did the front right yeah could even just like a hundred
people could even if you can it's it's on that it's the actual friend request
that's the issue so okay so go where it says chat and friends show me new fun
across did it work cuz like I'm gonna be honest I don't know what the fuck they
did okay wait try try this okay Jin see this work we're gonna do sure okay um
what you're gonna do is you're gonna disable a setting but the promise that
Anybody can send your game and fight if you disable the setting
Yeah, that's fine. Okay, so go where it says chatting friends or notifications
Yeah, and then uncheck allow game invites only from friends
Okay, could even could you try to game invite me now could be or no don't ask why don't you just game invite me?
Okay
Did you get it?
Wait, I'm gonna send you I'm gonna send you on
Okay, wait for it
Did you send it?
There you go. It's on
Yeah, so now I could be in can you uncheck your setting as well so I can send you an invite to
Okay, how do that? So press on the settings next to the X
All right. And then you're going to click notifications.
Okay. And then. Yeah, exactly. Nice. So now uncheck it, press done. Yeah, you double clicked it. So you
need to go back and you need to click it again. Oh, uncheck it. Yep. Okay. Yeah, so go to
notifications okay there you go either okay so now I'm gonna invite you nice
Kadeev okay so now I'm gonna leave and then you're just gonna have to change it
to rank stop drink something to the party owner alright alright alright okay did you
leave okay Kadeev are you ready okay we have my rank right yep yes wait did I
I get leader or do Kadeem get leader?
You got it.
So what you're going to do is you see that arrow right there?
Yeah, change mode, rank, solo duo.
Oh my god.
Kadeem, are you ready?
Wait, I can't come up for him.
Whoa.
Wait, what's happening?
I can't play ranked.
Is your game bugged?
Try disabling the game invites,
because it could be that maybe you're just
getting overloaded to a point where it's
like bugging your clients.
So it's on notifications again.
There you go.
Yeah.
right so now bro look wait what the fuck wait what no I think it's just wide
climbs moments wait wait wait again yeah wait it bugged could I try to give
Kadeem host maybe. Yeah try to give him a host so promote the party owner. Kadeem I gave you party
owner. Try to see if you can switch it to rank. Summoner's ripped. Got it. Nice! Wait not draft
right? Or it you're draft. Yeah no it's fine so you're good. Okay Kadeem are you ready bro?
Ready. Go. Okay. Okay Kadeem let's go Kadeem! Okay Kadeem so we're gonna be in iron I think
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Iron. Yeah. We have in between iron, bronze and silver.
Okay. Wait. So you see, I do have the right of being the best bot laner.
Yes. Wait, wait. Yeah. Yeah. Kidding. Kidding. You're going to be bot lane. Kidding.
And then I'm going to be jungle. Oh my God. Yes. We got a game. And then
Don't that's going to coach us. Okay. So guys, listen, listen, we need to set up a
game plan here I want you guys to tell me what champions are thinking of playing
so we can set up the best synergy possible. Hecarim, Hecarim. Okay, okay, Kaisa. Hecarim,
Kaisa's not bad. Khadim, what other ADCs do you play though? Maybe we could get
better synergy. Khadim, what should we ban? Wait, what should we ban, Khadim?
Uh, I can play Aphelios.
Okay.
That might be crazy.
So, Jinxy, Aphelios is the hardest ADC in the entire game.
Should he want to play Aphelios?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, fuck it. Aphelios, son. Let's get it done.
Alright, got him.
Alright.
Kadeem, you're gonna play Aphelios?
Yeah, I'm gonna play Aphelios.
Should I accept this?
Don't tell us?
Uh, yeah. So what does that mean?
Oh, what the fuck?
You got stream sniped. What happened?
They stole Hikerm from you, Jengzee, we're in uncharted territory now.
Oh no no no no!
No, okay, no Jengzee, maybe we just through the Garen jungle.
I mean, I can switch to jungle, you can play ADC.
Are we able to do that?
You know what, it's fine, Garen jungle is okay, I don't know what could be.
I'm just gonna play Garen in the jungle, Kadeem, and I'm gonna kill their whole team.
Okay.
All right, so Jin see I'm gonna need to press the room button again because we're gonna make sure you have the right wounds right now
press the
middle one
Yep, and then there you go. You're good now
Holy chat
Kadeem let's go my boy. We got this bro. Kadeem. I think we're getting streams tonight because this guy took heck room Kadeem
I think this shit's like I'm very like
like, I'm powerful. There's a lot of people following me.
You said you what? What did you say, Kadeem?
Like, I was saying, like, I'm Egyptian to like, there's a lot of like hidden
powers that follow me too. So like, I'm pretty sure a lot of you watch
our stream. Yes.
It's not as powerful as you are, but there's like a lot of people
watch our stream from league.
No, Kadeem, you're like, I don't even know if you know, Kadeem,
you're a league of legends, legends, bro.
My first day in the game, my entire chat was just spamming
Kadeem, Kadeem, Kadeem, play Kadeem, 1v1 Kadeem,
play with Kadeem, Kadeem, do a legend.
They would do that thing, they would do that thing.
Wait, they said that too?
Yeah, they said that too.
Yes, bro, Kadeem, you're a legend, bro.
And dude, we have, this entire Discord call
is fucking filled with League of Legends legend.
Coach Dantaz, what should we be doing, bro?
We're about to start.
listen Jinxy open up the open up the clients I'm gonna tell you what we do
now so you're gonna want to play for the best player on your team this game
who's the best player okay who's the second best player
right answer cadine so where are we gonna path towards this game cadine
I'm gonna be always next to cadine Mike Michael exactly also don't forget you
right click items okay yeah sorry about that
oh good press y to walk your camera
all right so now okay so now jing see you're gonna walk to your red buff
okay so walk to the red you're gonna do a metal festival the other one
top there you go so what you're gonna do is you're gonna
max your e first then your q then your w
okay max my e then my q then my w
Yep, exactly.
Okay.
So, it's a bit shitty, right?
The early clears can be rough, but you can easily fuck them up easily.
Right, it's looking good.
So now, what is my-
We do.
Oh, my God.
Just, uh...
It's a flash.
You want to use it as a get out of jail for you.
Got it. I got a skate.
Yes.
It means everything okay over there?
Yeah, please don't look too far.
Okay.
So now, Jinxie, walk towards the front.
Because don't forget, you're going to want to...
Yep, the box, exactly.
You're always going to want to sit there,
and you're going to want to, like,
know what you're doing next
before you actually do it.
And don't forget, use control to level abilities.
Wait, what if I redo again?
Is this spinner?
Yep, so he is the spinner.
So you use it again, now you're fucking up those fucking rocks.
Wow!
Go to the chickens, go to the chickens.
It's looking good so far.
Kadeem is holding it down in the jungle.
How are you doing bot?
So far so good.
Nice Kadeem, let's fucking go.
Alright, so now you use your E.
Exactly.
So the clears up.
Who died?
Who died?
Who died?
Who died?
I think I died when I was killed.
No, I think someone got me killed.
Someone got me killed, sorry.
Can you be said so far so good, Kadeem?
Yeah, but-
Yeah, but I'm supporting Gavin, so he's still dead.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Nice, Kadeem.
Jynxie, don't forget, one assist on Kadeem
is worth 10 kills on the enemy team.
So even if he's trading like one-
I don't know what to do.
I didn't mean to do that, I'm a little sorry.
I'm dead.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
All right, okay, listen, so we're going to do this, we're going to walk to the boob
up and you're just going to keep clearing, okay?
Okay, now you said max my E, right, max my E.
Yeah, so right now you put a second point in your Q, which is good for Hector, but
don't forget, not every champion is the same.
Different champions won't level with different abilities.
Got it, got it, got it, all right.
So now, the Gromp attacks.
Good.
Okay, so now you're gonna wanna troll over five. Let's see what's happening now.
Okay, the XB of what thing has the most missing.
Alright, that's good, that's good. It means that you should be good to check out the crab after you're done with the Gromp.
Check out the crab?
Yep.
Alright, nice! Okay, good.
good so Hekrem just walked mid so maybe you could gank bot because we're gonna
assume that you already took the crab
GOMS GOMS
oh god i got this
go go go
did we run?
yes you got that sh** easy
i think he rushed back
alright so now jinxy go in the bush and recall
whenever you recall you're gonna want to recall where they don't have vision
okay got it okay so now perfect that's what we're looking for so now on reset you're going to want
to buy stripe breaker so press p yep oh and i wanted to just right click the blue item bottom left
just right click blue item bottom left uh no uh in your shop in your shop
Yep, there you go, perfect, so now walk to the crugs.
Right here?
Nope, the other one is the crugs.
That rocks.
There you go.
There you go, good.
Alright, so the clear is looking good so far.
You guys scale.
It's a free win if I've ever seen one.
That's fucking go, Kadee.
Good shit down there, Kadee.
Also, Jinxie, don't forget, your abilities are always on the same base, so as long
as you know where your finger is, you don't always have to look at your like
You are you right? That's the reason why you always want to leave it on the same like ability like the same finger
So that it's like second nature. Okay?
All right
Sorry Jinx he talked to me talk to me talk to me. What are you gonna do after the chickens here?
okay you're gonna jump but after the chickens what's your play you're very
long I'm gonna go here exactly okay so you can already start moving over there
good and also don't forget what we talked about with spam clicking so you
don't just want to hold it you want to like click multiple times right right
It's looking good guys. I'm talking to this is the Prius win I've ever fucking seen in my life so far
Nice
Okay
Guys listen, we're gonna need to get some excitement right now. Jinzy. I need you to get a bit excited
Let's fucking go
I
Okay, so now listen Jinxie it's working like a gang bot here, but we're gonna have to drone bottom mid aren't we okay?
Okay now walk towards the dragon
Remember you want a drone when you already have a command input it
So you're only gonna drone if you're already walking somewhere that way you don't waste time
Okay, yeah, you can walk about here. Just look how far they are balling right?
Kadeem, oh my god, you're so fucking good. Okay, you guys can
Like this like this this is free. I
Don't know my key does I was gonna button
So now you're gonna want to recall and the reason you're recalling is because look at how low HP you're calling
The only thing that you can do now that would be secured is what?
Reap like falling back falling back exactly. Yep. All right, so now right click your blue item again
The same one that we talked about earlier
Right, and then you're going to walk all the way to your red buff because now on your reset you just want to farm
Got it. So Jinxie just so you know your Q is an auto attack that does more damage
Okay, and it also gives you movement speed, right?
It also doesn't think all the silence
So you don't need to worry about what that is and then your E when you use it
You never want to press it again because if you press your E it cancels it so press E and don't press it again
You see how you're bringing it for way longer?
It ends it, I see, I see
Exactly
All right
Also, I walk to the rocks, you know and don't forget I want you to make it a habit
I'll try to remind you that you do control level up instead of mouse, okay?
Okay
You're-
You're-
You're-
You're-
You're boing is fucking smashing lane.
You asked a jungler need to do something called
Mythic Scythe Theory now.
When your bot is winning lane,
you shower them in compliments,
so that they keep performing good.
So what does that mean?
Good fucking shit, Kadeem.
You're the greatest of all time.
You're the greatest ever, Kadeem.
No way. You're getting good too.
Thank you. Hey, thank you, bro.
See, Kadeem?
That's why I love you.
Oh, thank you.
alright so now it's looking good all you're gonna have to do now is just keep
farming your bot side like as long as you're consistently farming it's good
but Jinx see what I want you to remember is I want you to remember that you
should always have a plan for what for the second the jungle monster dies that
way you're not wasting time just doing nothing right yeah alright now you're
just gonna keep doing it but you're already doing a lot better like you're
only targeting the big monster which we talked about yesterday, like it's looking really good,
but don't forget to also use your abilities. Like you and your E were off cooldown there for a while.
So now you're about to turn level 7. How are you gonna level up your E here?
Um, I'm just gonna level it up, right? Yes, but how do you level it up? Control E.
Exactly. So now when you take level 7, I want you to orisa once towards the ground and control E.
there you go see that's that's habit fucking go yeah it's like I'm telling
you you're building up talents from a point of natural progression yes all
right so now we're gonna want to see you go for the dragon look at how low
What do you think we should be chair?
No, I got mad. I got mad. Oh, exactly. So can they push but you guys are gonna tower die
He didn't let's go. Come off it either. All right
Okay, I see Jensie back up back up back up. You don't want to walk in too far
You want to wait for the minions to walk in first now walk up again and don't forget to like not hold on
You want to constantly play.
Okay?
Good.
So now, I'll snitch and press...
OH MY GOD!
OH!
OH GOD!
Holy shit.
And you flash without me even telling you.
Okay, that's perfect.
Get the reset.
LET'S GO!
Oh my...
Dude, I got a kill!
Believe it!
No way I think I'm good.
No, no, I know Kadeem! I gotta kill Kadeem! I gotta kill!
Alright, so now Jinxie, walk to the rocks. You gotta get the rocks, bro.
That's what I like to see though. Dude, that's the fuckin' Jinxie Kadeem synergy, bro.
That's the Jin Kadeem, bro.
Yeah, the greatest duo in Iron History!
wait what is um what is my ulti for the ulti so your ulti is pretty much like no
your spike but it does the man's yeah imagine doing that with your champions
okay do I have to be closer far so if you hover over the ability it shows you
the range so I want you to hover over the ability got it that's the range
That's so goaded, bro.
Yep, so in the future, if you ever want to see what the ability range is on something,
you're just gonna have to hubro grid.
So Garen is easy, he doesn't have any skill shots.
What should I upgrade?
What do you think?
The only point is he didn't get his dragon yet.
Yeah, but Kadeem, the reason why he's knocking the dragon is because he's aura
fun.
If he takes the dragon, it's too much of a one-sided stop.
Isn't that what you want?
Kadeem you want me to get dragon?
We are gonna need it eventually
because maybe I'll move a harder
Fuck, should I go now?
No, you're not.
I'm a good person.
Okay, so look at how low they are.
Okay, so there's too much HP.
So what you're gonna do Trance is
you're gonna do the brunt and you're gonna do dragon after.
Now there's a chance that Hecarim is already on it.
But the reason why you're waiting
is because your team isn't able to help you.
So now you can walk in slowly, but if you see anybody you need to run away, okay?
Go, go, run.
Okay.
That's good.
That's good.
All right?
Now, Kadeem is here.
Dude, Kadeem's ready to fuck shit up.
I can feel it.
Walk in with Kadeem.
Come on, Kadeem.
All right, this is good.
This is good.
You guys got this.
It's a 2v2.
This is jungle, this is jungle, this is jungle
Oh my god, split a few ulti in the second, ulti in the second
YES!
LET'S FUCKING GO CADEEM!
GOOD JOB CADEEM!
Alright, so Jinxie, there's nothing else to do here, so what should you do?
Recall
Exactly, let's do it
Oh my god, let's fucking go, Khadib!
Dude, I'm not gonna lie right now, Jynxy, you're operating at an Emerald level.
Seriously, wow. Thank you.
So, what we're gonna need is, I'm gonna want you to buy tier 1 boots.
So, walk back in the base, you're gonna press P, and you're gonna right-click on the boots.
Those ones.
Alright, now you're gonna walk back to the Red Buff and farm.
Should I go here first so I can go in one motion and walk down?
So that's a good thought process but the reason why you don't is because you want to sink your fear.
So if you go crugs and then rather than rafters, you promise the next time your crugs respawn, you're going to wait too long for your rafters because you have to spend time killing the bad guys.
Is that it, sons?
Yep.
Right now, Jinxies, what we're going to try to focus on this game for you is I want you to focus on using control level abilities, but then I want you to also focus on using your smite only when it's below 1,000 power.
You see right now on the HUD it says 1,400 next to your smite icon?
Yeah.
So that means right now your smite is doing 1,400 damage, so anytime something is below 1,400 health, you want to use smite then, okay?
You also have something called an active item, which you got from buying Strybreaker, but the thing is that I feel like it's a bit too much for you to do right now, so pretend like it doesn't even exist, okay?
Okay, got it, got it.
Perfect.
All right, so now you're just gonna keep on hitting how is how are things looking ball right now?
Perfect, all right, so Jinxie just keep on get up. Yeah, what's up?
Okay, okay
Jinxie, Jinxie, your ADC is getting ganked, so what that means is now they're gonna try pushing the turret, okay?
So, when you finish your gromp, what should you do?
I should go help bot lane?
You should, exactly. You have two options. You could either help bot lane, or you could do something called trading the map, where you would do something topside instead.
But that's an advanced concept, so for now just do whatever is on your screen, okay?
So, here's your help, help, help, help.
Try something here.
Okay, back up, back up, wait for Kadeem.
So, I want to do something called jerking them off.
You're gonna walk up and walk back, and they're gonna get so pissed off,
that they're gonna sit there and they're gonna want to fight you.
But then Kadeem is gonna pop out and just fucking gun them down.
Go in, go in, help him! He needs help!
right back up back up you need to be around your team you don't want to
over chase now kadeem is alone he's getting ransacked
oh god okay jinx he's right all right that was okay that was okay that was okay
that was okay actually now try to fight under your current not bad that's
That's good. That's good. That's good. Now we can back off. Okay, so wait
All right, nice so now you can reset so there's Jamesy
That was a good play because you didn't die but the reason why was kind of bad is because if you stay close to your team
You could have maybe prevented them from dying and got kills, right?
Fuck. Fuck!
So that's why you gotta pay more attention!
Okay.
Yup. Okay, okay.
Now, JC, I'm about to tell you that you did something wrong.
I want you to guess what it is.
I, um, I actually have no idea.
Okay, how much gold do you have in your inventory?
Oh, I have over a thousand for the bottom.
Yup, so now wait. Look up, look up, look up.
There's a fight happening. There's a fight happening.
This is a killer high school.
Oh my god! That's why I like to fucking see. That was the jungle pressure.
Oh, let's go! Jungle pressure, baby?
Yup. Dude, it's because of Morgana Felture aura.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, good.
Perhaps we'll dive the game down that. My first ever flawless.
And that's what I'm saying, that's why, listen, a lot of people are gonna sit there, they're
gonna call you bad, they're gonna say you don't know what you're doing, all that.
But at the end of the day, you're getting better at the basics.
So while they're sitting there, they're gonna be ironing them on for now, right, because
they never understood the basics, you're gonna be flying past them like you're on
the fucking polar express.
Yep, 100%.
All right.
I've never heard anything like that.
I think this is gonna be easy.
Yep, it should be.
Yep, it should be. So now, JC, after you farm this, uh, bomb, while you're farming, I want you to pan your camera over. Start droning a little bit, okay?
Now, now, it's too long. So when you're panning, what I want you to do is I want you to look, two seconds, look away, okay?
Got it.
And now you can dragon. So now, so now the reason why you can keep dragon is because your entire team is ready waiting and they want something to happen, right?
Like this dragon is covered in baby oil and you're about to sit there and host the hosting
team to get part of it all night because that makes sense.
Yeah!
So now this dragon's getting fucked!
Perfect!
Alright, so what you're going to do is you're going to want to walk up and fight
because the enemy bot lane is walking in.
Alright there you walk up, walk up again, walk up again, before you walk away, alright?
And then now you can recall.
Alright, but while you're recalling, look at the Morgana bro, walk and look, look, look
at the map, now it's canceling reset.
Okay, so the reason why that was important is because you need to always see what's
going on while you're doing something.
So there you are Morgana was getting ganged but because you weren't looking, she ended up dying.
Do you understand what the problem is?
Yeah, I'm a piece of shit.
Should I recall now?
Yeah, now you can recall.
Wait!
But now look!
Hecarim is here!
Heard he needs your help!
Watch!
I-I-I didn't really have-
I think you guys are working.
Oh, what a hoot!
I almost hit him on my back.
If you get this, he's gonna die now, right?
Yeah!
Nice!
This is hard.
I mean, run the bookies off the skin.
Yeah.
So the reason, the reason why Briar is broken is because Riot intentionally makes her strong
because you can see her feet.
So she panders to all the gooners that spend money on the Briar skins.
Remember, Riot's balancing is based off what sells skins.
Because she's gooner material, Riot purposely keeps her strong.
Got it.
Okay, wait, when I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, I have a question. Um, what should I buy?
Yeah, that's how I'm playing a game.
I'm going to buy Phantom Dancer, then Deadman's plate.
Where the fuck is that, bro?
Oh shit, my bad. It's the brown thing.
Yep, there you are.
There you go. My bad.
My bad.
Wait, I have a question. When I old, do I just click R, or do I have to click R and then tap on it?
No.
I think we have her on and tap on it because you don't have quick things on.
No, he does have quick things on.
Oh, so you didn't have them?
Are we winning or losing?
We're in that hole where we haven't had them.
Yep, we had a long score, but we got all objectives.
We really lost these dragons. We gotta make sure we get the next dragon.
Okay, so we'll sit this over again.
So we have to tap on them Ben click R?
No, you just click R.
But Jinx, you need to walk mid, look, it's happening mid right now.
Okay, so now you're gonna walk in?
See if you can hit the point right there.
Alright.
I mean...
Don't sit, why did I hit that?
Why did you come in and go there, bro?
Because you didn't have any other option.
What are we losing?
Um, well, we gotta wait for the dragon to come out.
Yeah, okay, so listen, listen, guys, we're gonna do something, we're gonna set up a plan.
Dragon is up in one minute forty seconds, okay?
You wanna do Baron?
You know what?
Why the fuck not?
Let's do Baron.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Everyone's in the queue.
But Jinxie you're the jungle that means you're team leader you need to do a fucking war cry this place gonna go well
Yo, I mean, could you do a war cry with me?
Karim
No, I think this is fine, okay?
I mean, you can't do anything.
I mean, you can't do anything.
Where's my team?
The problem is that we have two people dead.
You gotta save me safe.
No team, like I...
I mean, um...
Okay.
The best thing we can do in this situation is...
The dragon, right?
The dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon.
Okay, no, that's...
Jynxy can't fight this, it's too powerful.
Yeah, too powerful.
I think he's gonna, I think he's gonna want to watch that.
Bro, I thought that was a dragon, no?
No, it's okay.
No, no, it's not a dragon, dragon.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to fight the dragon though.
So, Jynxy, I'll give you a tip, okay?
Dragon, you're in spawns on the bottom.
No, no, no, they came back.
Jynxy.
Dragon always spawns on the bottom river, okay?
So if I bring you to the topside river, you're not actually doing the dragon, because that's where Baron spawns.
So where's the dragon, ass-hat?
It's right! It's right there!
It's been an- uh, Ava, you can put it in a number to increase.
You can spell it and dump it up.
Oh my god.
Fuck it.
Okay.
All right, well, I'm much important to K.O.E. and we can't throw a bar.
Oh my- oh my god!
What?
So, Jynxie, the way that you're-
FUCKING SIGNSHIT!
FUCK THIS GAME IS ASKED!
Robots are not doing anything!
Okay, so Jynxie, the reason why your auto is nothing is because it's something called an execute,
which means it does more damage to the less health that the enemy has.
And this is the reason why what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to decide only two champions that you're gonna play
so you can run them inside out.
So that's why, even with Hecarim, I'm going to have to have you as an aftershock today looking at Hecarim, Hentai, to understand how his entire inner workings work.
Hentai of Hecarim?
Yes, but you get to choose the other champion too.
So, Garen and Hecarim?
Do you want it to be Garen?
Yeah, I like Garen.
Alright, then it's those two.
So you jerk off to your lead characters?
Well, wait, only in the beginning process because you need to learn that you can get inside out, right?
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
Have you done that? Is this a normal league thing?
Um, I think, yeah, you kind of have to look at all the characters at your point.
You guys do need your characters.
Yeah, you have to learn it inside out so you can become one with the characters.
Exactly.
He's a spice.
What do you mean?
Dude, this is normal weak thing.
Ask your chat.
Everyone's going to be in agreements here.
Everyone in the chat jerks off to their main characters?
Yeah, that's what he said to me.
Yeah, that's what he said to me.
I never did.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I think it's his eye, I mean...
The hell?
Alright.
It's not his eye, but...
Bro, we only lost this because I wasn't top lane with Gary.
Well, if you're a top lane, I think we're gonna win the Abolyan Poggey Smurfs.
I'm actually dying a little too much, I'm gonna go to the armor, if you think so.
Well, maybe we only lost because I wasn't on Hector.
Sure, I mean, yeah, if you were on Hector, you probably would've won.
Thank you, so you're okay, so so guys what that means is the only reason you lost is because of stream sniping ghost thing
in bad boy box
100%
Yeah
Okay, so James, remember what I said about spanking
I need help I'm getting Riley read
I mean we used to stop them every day to push the lane.
Kadim, we're not stopping shit bro, look, our best course of action is the 4 of them
right now, Kadim.
Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, I'm disappointed.
You have a warrior on the battlefield, showing you that he wants to annihilate the enemy
army and you're telling him to just
no no no that's not just sorry
jinxie you need to repaint the team I
repressed I'm sorry
oh this is an 8vp
yeah jinxie you can kill him
it's one on one you got this
yeah this is awesome
I hope that doesn't fucking work because I'm
BROOTED!
Okay
Good, dude
I- I- I- The only thing I really wanted to do was actually go for the dragon
And I knew that if I did that, I would actually get the kill
There was other issues than that
I mean, I did it pretty well actually
Wait wait wait guys
So Jinx see things that it wasn't his fault that you guys lost and Khadim thinks that it was
Do we need to
Need to like drag a week dragon file
They had on us and that's why they won the match so fast. I
Understand but what I'm wondering is should a 1v1 settle the score
Do you guys see the 1v1 to know who is right or should we go into the next game?
But the thing is I don't think like I'm ready to fight against Lord Kadeem yet. Like I need
what I want to do, is Kadeem I want to train league every day for seven days in a row.
And then on the eighth day. I want to 1v1 you in eight days.
Eight pucks.
No, no, no, no kidding in um in League of Legends.
Couldn't you want that one training?
Yes.
Well, you've been training for how many years can you have you've been training
on this game.
10 years.
Okay.
So I just need eight days and then in eight days, I'm going to one
be one.
Okay.
Okay.
But until then we could keep playing ranked if you want.
I mean, I did sort of hold our team back that game.
So I understand if you don't want to play with me, I mean,
we could play anytime it doesn't matter.
Oh, oh, hey, hey, don't you?
Can you, bro? Thank you, man.
Thank you.
All right.
Can you say I'm going to use the restroom?
Donch has to you hype up.
Can you?
Oh, fuck, I was going to piss, too.
OK, I got you.
We're both going to use the restroom.
OK, we'll be back.
All right.
I'll be back in like 30 seconds.
You could take over all three streams, basically.
could even talk to the chats all right all right all right good job you could
even bro okay okay so I think I think that was pretty much I think that was
pretty much part of dragon pile we did pretty well with a lot of damage wasn't
a dragon pile I didn't have a dragon pile the damage is pretty good I don't think
gone did as much damage, but this is like his first few times playing. Yeah, I think,
I think if he wanted to win Pride of Dragons, he wouldn't want to match. I don't think he
He did that one damage, but like, I think this is his first game, you just have to practice.
Yeah, so, I think he wants to want me, want me.
Yeah.
Bob, I don't...
Kadeem, yo, yo, yo.
Yeah.
Kadeem puts up.
I'm back, bro.
I just got back from pissing.
Oh, he's so deadly, so pissing.
Don't text?
Yeah.
OK.
I think it was a bit, I don't think, all right.
So this is a mythic game, you know what I'm saying?
A what game?
A mythic game.
So like, I think you have to play a few games
in order to do more damage.
Wait, what do you mean?
A mythic game?
Yeah, the items are a mythic item.
So like, you gotta practice a little bit more
to do more damage.
Yes.
Does that make sense?
Kadeem, 100% bro.
And Kadeem, that's a thing.
That's why if we won V1 right now, Kadeem,
I have no doubt in my mind that you're gonna kick my ass.
Okay, but if I train for a week
and we're a couple of characters,
I think I could catch you off guard, bro.
I believe it.
Jingxie, I just wanna let you know
just got piss mugged. What do you mean? I was in the bathroom for longer than you. You just
got piss mugged. What would that mean? Uh, he basically said he has a longer past, which
means he probably has a longer penis. Wait, no, not at all. Okay, I'm walking at one
inch wonder, but my sack is here the size of a fucking grocery bag. Yeah. Wait, you're
one of those guys. So I'm actually sort of the opposite. I have like average actually
know I just have average sized balls and my penis is like slightly above well no
slightly below average length but my tip is like I was circumcised and my doctor
was super locked in so my tip is actually very clean and my wiener is like a
little bit narrow. Okay, that's
respectable. I guess I could go
ahead about mine, right? Oh,
yes. If you want to. Okay. So
I'm not circumcised, but it goes
above above the core. And so it
was longer than you. What do you
mean above the core? What do you
mean? You have a hoodie, your
hoodie gang? I have a hoodie,
but it's it's it's above the
core core. What is the core?
course, like, you know, the, the, the side part is like above it.
Shys.
We can see the whole thing.
Oh my God.
Bro, chat.
Are y'all hoodie gang like Kadeem or are y'all circumcised?
Wait, uh, don't test.
Are you hoodie gang?
Me?
Yes.
No.
Y'all K your circumcised.
Yeah, I got mutilated.
Bro, wait, Kadeem, are you queuing for the match, Kadeem?
No, I'll look at the last pass, alright.
Okay, so listen guys, guys, before we queue up, I'm gonna need both of you guys to get
out of here.
Oh, okay.
I'll look at that for a minute, you guys talk for a little bit.
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, you're gonna have to listen to me, okay?
So I think right now the problem is that it's like, as your coach, we need to do
a game where I do like instead of soft parenting and needs to be like aggressive you know what
I mean.
Yeah I feel like I want you to sort of control what I'm doing anyway.
Okay so what I'm gonna need you to do is for this game I'm gonna tell you to do stuff
and the second I say it you just seem to do it almost as if like you're sitting there
and I'm controlling you.
Yeah like real steel like real steel.
Exactly yes.
What I'm going to do right now is get up, I need you to do 10 jumping jacks.
Like right right now?
Without a shirt on!
Okay?
All right good, so now the good news is
Okay, well guess what dude those are a bunch of haters that want to see you fail and fall
So if they're sitting there and they're not happy with what's going on who gives up fuck because your blood is warmed up
You're fired up and now you're ready for war
Yeah, sir, bro, my W Jiggle mechanics like my tips were bouncing my picture fell off of the wall
Keep going. I'm almost there. Bro. Why did I do that? Listen, don't test this entire game
I don't want you to be a pussy. I want you to be screaming in my ear every second of what I needed doing
Are you sure cuz last time I tried that you told me never to do that again
No, no, no now I'm ready because that was back when I was a bitch now. I'm ready to be enlightened. I got you
It's like you know what it's like Jin see?
Yes, yeah, yeah
It's like you're sitting on your wiping your ass, right?
But then it feels really good. So then it gets a pun where you wipe so hard that you can't walk for three days
Okay
100%
Okay, okay, okay now listen
Kadeem's level 821? Holy shit, bro.
Yep. No, I'm telling you. Like, he's actually the goat at this game.
Alright. Wait, Doddus, what level are you? What level are you?
Uh, if all my accounts were, like, combined?
Yeah.
Maybe, like, 4,000?
Mwah. Yo listen, Duchess, this entire game, every second I want you to tell me what the fuck to do, bro.
If I get jungle, I'm going hechrom. If I get top, I'm going...
Garret. Quick time event! Clap your hands! Perfect. All right, so that's what we're gonna do,
Jaincy. What we're gonna have to do is I'm gonna have to use Pavlovian psychology
Maneuverability to make it so that the second I say something you instantly do it so we're gonna practice okay?
Pretend it's like Simon says you ready? Yeah
Okay
Do the wave dance where you're like putting one on to the side
Okay
All right
Start
Perfect. Now I'm going to ask you a question. When the game starts, what are you going to
be focused on doing?
Buying shit and then farming.
Okay. How do you buy shit?
P and then right click.
Exactly. When you level abilities, how do you do it?
Control E, Q or W, whatever I want to upgrade.
Nice, and when you're moving around, how do you move?
Tapping fast, not holding the mouse like a pussy.
There we go!
You know what that sounds like to me?
What?
That sounds like bronze force on the fucking way, bitches!
Yep.
How do I view my current rank, don't test?
Click on the profile.
Is that the highest division in Iron?
Yes, it is.
Nice.
Oh, Khadim, are you ready to play?
Ready.
All right, Khadim, started out.
Khadim, so this game,
Dantez is gonna be intensively coaching me, Khadim,
because I fucking suck.
So Khadim, you do your thing,
and let me know if you need help.
But you're gonna have a huge advantage over other players.
But why does he have an advantage?
Because you have a coach.
No one's ever coaching you guys.
I need to play for fun.
That's true.
That's true, but I get like 10 last every game of damage.
Wait, really?
Yeah, I never do well.
Wait, should I select my champion now?
Yep, just hover it.
Okay.
Alright, so now I want you to do something for me, okay, Jynxy?
ban whichever character you think is the most bullshit looking character
real okay that's one of them okay yeah I was gonna say good news no stream
I'm on blue side or red.
Uh, yeah, I'm going to be honest, there's a way to know, depending on like your side
selection, but no matter where you start, you always want to go to the top off, right?
Okay, okay, so Jeng-C, when I'm gonna tell you, look bot, look mid, look top, you're
just gonna go hover over the mini map, click for two seconds where the fighting is happening,
and then you just like stop clicking, right, and you snap back to your character, okay?
Just say drone, yeah.
Yeah, so I'm gonna say drone bot, drone mid, drone top, you do it for two seconds,
you go back, okay?
Got it.
When I tell you to use abilities you're gonna use the abilities and if I tell you spam click
It means I want you to start like constantly clicking. Okay?
Alright now both of you we need to get ready cuz you guys are about to go to fucking war
So I need to hear the war cry and kid even last time you didn't join in on it
And I could tell that jinxie was hurt because of that
So I'm gonna need you both to take every fiber of your being every time you were laughed at
every time you were ridiculed every time someone looked at you pointed at your cock and said look how small it is
and I'm gonna need a child of that anger on you!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Okay
Now you
I can't yell right now. Oh my god. What do you say, Kadeem?
I'm out of housemate, so I gotta be careful. Oh, no, no worries, bro. Kadeem.
I don't think I'm moving out, but I don't know if that's a good idea.
Brace some peace here. All right, well, I live here for a little longer.
All right, so Jinxie
Walk to the blue buff and don't forget you want to right-click P right-click and then you can close shop with escape
That's the red buff so you need to walk to the top up remember Jinxie you always walk to the top one, okay?
Yeah
Okay, now after your top up you're gonna go to the ground got it. Yep, right here. Okay good
So remember this is gonna be aggressive coaching you're gonna feel on the spot
But it's what we need to instill those mechanics in you. Yes. I need really aggressive coaching seriously. Okay, let's do it
All right, so blue buff is about to spawn
Wait for it wait for it
No, okay, so you see your cue
Right nice
Perfect keep spamming your cue. I want you to be fucking pressing that cue like your life depends on it
You're never gonna stop pressing Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q perfect
Okay, bring it a bit for the back now a little bit for the back. Yes
Good now walk to the ground level your W control W control W control W. Okay now
W W W spam your Q never stop pressing Q if I tell you to W you don't stop killing Q Q Q
All right walk a bit further back hide the cam
Nice again
Good it looks so much better. All right cute now walk to the books walk to the books walk to the books
Good, okay, this is getting some art. So now start smiling your tune now now now now now and walk towards the rafters while you're doing it
So hide towards the chickens or the chickens good now keep hiding. This is where I like to see nice
Okay, so you got invaded on your red quick time event, walk to his chickens.
Jinxie, this is gonna be crazy, yep right there, okay, but on your E, the reason you're
leveling your E is because you might get fucked here.
The only reason you're doing this is because he stole your shit, so now you have to
steal his.
So take the chickens, WQ, WQ.
Do not use your E on camps like that because now if he comes on you're going to die.
Tron med. Tron med. Tron med. Tron med.
Okay, now keep taking this.
Hover on the bush, press 4.
Yep, press 4 in the bush.
Okay, and now go to the red buff. Up. Up.
No, no, it's right there. Right there. Yep. Okay.
So now W, Q. Do not use your E.
You use your E to travel, but it's okay.
It's okay, that's all good.
But in the future you want to use your E to travel between caps, okay?
Okay, we see Shibona on vision!
Try to finish this!
Oh god.
Okay?
Okay, okay, okay, just run, run.
Press D and run.
Press D and run.
Now press E.
Press E.
Alright, now run away.
Good.
Okay, this is good.
So there, the reason why that went bad is because you smited when it wasn't low HP.
See if you can get this crap.
If she comes at you, you run away. Sound good?
Yeah, I know.
Alright, let's do it. So WQ. Do not use your E.
WQ.
Okay, keep spamming Q.
Remember, as a Hecarim player, you never stop spamming that Q.
Alright, and I want you to recall. Press B.
Okay, drone top.
Drone top.
Jinxi, drone top!
Sorry, sorry.
Okay, it's okay.
So now, press B, right click the boots, and then walk to Gromp.
Right click boots, walk to Gromp.
There you go.
Alright, now, yeah, there.
Now while you're walking towards Gromp, I want you to drone bot.
Drone top, drone bar, drone mid.
Whenever you're walking out of base or recalling, you always drone all three lanes.
Am I understood?
Yep.
Alright, so now WQ.
Okay, spam that Q, don't forget it.
And when the gromp has 600 health, I want you to smite it at exactly 600, okay?
We're gonna sit here and we're gonna sit down and try to like make you learn this, right? Smite?
There you go. Good. So now press E and run to your wolves.
No, so there you leveled your E, but you needed to press your E because don't forget when we level abilities, we don't fucking break them!
We need to control them. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, sir
But listen, we're gonna make you insult yourself after the game if you just hold on to it for now focus
So now walk to the chickens
All right, press E press easy to get there faster. He gives you movement speed
That's what I like to see and then you on the big chicken fast
Nice, there we go. That's how you want to clear. That's what I like to see
Okay, so now keep spamming your Q, walk to your crud, walk to your rocks.
To your rocks, there you go. E, E, E, E.
When your E is up and you're shoving to another camp, you press it so you're that faster. W, Q, spam it.
Drone bot, let's see what's going on bot.
And while you're droning it, why don't you keep spamming your Q?
Now drone mid.
good so now after this what you're gonna do it's you're gonna look for a
counter-gank you have nothing else to do you're buying this very far up walk
bot walk bot walk bot and jump bot jump jump jump when you see what's happening
control Q control Q all right let's see let's see let's see okay okay that's
It's fine. You can back up now. Now kill all of the Kidding's minions.
Wait, why why?
Hey, because the thing is you need to hug them, push. This is actually good for you to do.
And then you're going to recall.
So now walk back so that she can cancel your back and then recall.
Bro, why did I fall back?
Because there's no other play to make. You can't kill a sever, you can't do the dragon, there's no crab.
You've got to recall and your blue is respawned.
spawn. So now P, right click the Ionian Boots, right click the Green Dill though. There you
go. Now walk. Walk to the blue. The blue. Top right here. Yep. And now press your E. When
you're running out of base, consider it like you're getting somewhere. Any time you
need to get somewhere, right, that it's not like a gank, you press your E to get
there faster, okay? Got it. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. All right. So now WQ. And I want
you because you have two charges of smite when this is 600 HP smite it instantly
oh no it's 600 yes sir yes sir okay hide it hide it back hide it back though
you were hiding earlier you want to do this on all your calves okay yeah alright
WQ don't forget you need all me to happen at the same time oh there you go
good smite so remember you want to sit there you want to spam your Q when
When you're running to your wolves, you're gonna use your E.
Kipe the gromp! Kipe the gromp!
Good!
So now, QW! Drone top!
We need to see what's going on, Jinx C!
Yeah.
Okay.
That's fine.
Okay.
Wait.
So now you're just gonna go for your wolves.
You can maybe look for a gank, but we're not gonna go for that yet.
E wolves!
Wolves!
Wolves!
Wolves!
E!
E!
E!
Fuck!
Okay.
That's fine.
Okay, so now kite towards the chickens, towards the chickens, whenever you're killing a camp,
GenC, you prove what's the next fucking camp, understood?
Yes, sir.
I know you ee, fucking ee, ee, ee, good.
And now when you're getting in range, W. Start Q-ing, use your fucking abilities,
But why aren't you kiting towards the red kite towards the red the second you start a cap you're going towards the fucking red
Jinx see
Yep, you're the fucking red
You're the fucking red
Get it use your fucking E
Get to him, call him a piece of shit
Get a practice
Alright that's fine too. Okay, so now do the red and then let's walk to the rocks
So your E is coming up, cool down!
You're gonna use it to get to the rocks, Jynxsy!
CONTROL Q!
CONTROL Q!
CONTROL Q!
CON- CONTROL Q!
CONTROL Q!
WQ!
WQ!
WQ!
CHONG BOT!
CHONG BOT!
CHONG BOT!
Fuck!
Alright, so you know Shyvana's bot.
Recall Insomniac, you're killing the purple fuckers.
Oh
All right, you're recalling jump on jump mid jump off. Let's see what's going on junk
There you go. All right, right click the green dildo
All right, both to the grubs
The purple shit. Yeah, there you go. Perfect
All right, you're walking towards something there you fucking go goodie
Learning you're learning bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Skullcrab up in three seconds. Get ready to fight!
If you get this, it's jungle dip.
What the fuck? Skullcrab! Skullcrab!
No! No! Get off! Get off! Get the fuck off!
Get the fuck off! Get out! No! No!
No! No! No!
Sorry, buddy. What the fuck?
You said it goes robbed. Motherfucker.
Dude, okay, just leave it. It's fucked!
It's fucked go grump grump. It's fine. It can be salvaged. Oh my god
It's okay. It jinx in the future
Go grumps doesn't mean do grumps if I say you go somewhere
You check it out. Okay
Sorry, sir, it's okay. It's okay. All right, so no
Cuz he needs me to be intense
I got a small one!
Sorry, this is probably not that...
It's okay!
Q! Q! Q!
When you walk to your chickens, use your fucking knee!
Now!
Good!
Fuck!
Shut down.
Alright, clear these things.
WQ!
Jump on!
Jump on!
Jump on!
And you spawn that fucking Q!
You spawn that fucking Q, Jeng-C!
Now we see that fucking Q on up, cool down.
I'm gonna fucking punch this shit out of you!
Control Q!
Good!
Control Q!
Okay
uh no you can't drag in the sod up yet
so you're going to reset
yeah i'm going to drag him down
they can't they're gonna kill you they're shim stepping ghosting fanboy fucks
alright finish it jim see why the fuck is your eof
go over here w off pull down sorry sorry sorry sir
chew again and then recall instantly
You're racing three seconds. What the fuck dude, sorry dude
It's like in those three seconds. Maybe your entire fucking team gets bombed
You can't do that shit break the dildo and walk to your blue buff now
Is that my blue buff that's your blue buff good
But why the fuck are you not using E?
yep oh my god sorry sorry sorry sorry it's okay don't be sorry jing see be
better sorry w w q spam that and then you're walking to your ground kite to
your ground while you're doing this ground you're gonna kite to your walls
while you're doing it and you're gonna have a top of her mid we need to see
What's going on? Okay, it is fine. Hover top, hover top, drone top. Okay, that's fine. Go to your wolves after this is done
E, E, E, E, E, why the fuck did you click it? Sorry, oh my god. Why the fuck did you click it? Sorry sir. Sorry.
It's not sorry! It's meaningless! If you're gonna do it again, you're gonna be punished! Two minutes, no breathing!
Okay, uh, yep, yep.
Alright, E to the Raptors, NOW!
Alright, you know, W to the Raptors.
Die me too, Kadeem!
Cause he doesn't fucking learn!
Q, W, W, Q, Q, Q is said!
Come on.
Okay, now, red is up in 10 seconds.
Drone bot, drone mid, drone top.
Okay?
Do the red one and spawns.
Alright.
All right, this is good.
All right, very good.
Very good.
So pretty, right?
Right now you are.
And you want to know something, you see?
You have about 8cs per minute right now.
But why the fuck were you walking away from your cross?
When you're clearing a camp, you think about the next thing that's going to happen.
Why the fuck is this chickass bitch?
I think she can be in your jungle!
Why does she think she can disrespect you?
I don't know.
No! I don't know!
I don't know!
Fucking use your yetfides!
Why the fuck are you blowing the rods?
Sorry.
It's not sorry dude!
She just bitched you in your own jungle!
Alright.
Just...
You got this!
You got this!
You got this!
I'm fucking kidding!
No it's not yes!
If you used your fucking dream, we're going to go to the shutdown!
What the fuck?!
Genci reset.
Reset now.
Oh my god, sorry.
Genci reset.
I want you to all try right now, I'm a bitch and I got ma.
Reset and type it while you're resetting.
Press B.
No wait you gotta be careful I want to say.
No.
Slash all!
Slash all!
Let them know!
I am a bitch!
I got mob this is the only way you're gonna learn
Okay, okay, all right now buy the green dildo and the next thing you're getting the bbc
You got to get the big black cleaver right now. Yep, you can right-click it. Yeah, bobbin's cold
There walk to the ground
All right
So now after you do the ground you're going to the wolves am I am I right yep?
Okay, WQ, drone top, spam your Q while you're droning, drone top, spam it.
Okay, you can't fight that, so you're gonna walk towards mid.
Go for the wolves, go for the wolves and drone mid.
Go for the wolves and drone mid, drone mid, drone mid!
What the fuck is going on, GenC?!
What the fuck?!
D on them! D on them!
Your galio's going in at the farming wolves!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Press E and go in!
Go in to press E, press E, E, E, E, E
Oh my goooooooood!
Hey, with more packs you have to do more damage.
if you make the game over that
okay
right click the block cleaver
I'm glad you did that without me even having to tell you
now right click the block cleaver and then afterwards
drone bop
Okay, you're gonna kill the sever with Kadeem go bot. She's pushed. Oh my god. We drunk with up to the fuck they're doing
What are they doing?
No, no, no, you're no your buyer. Where's your buyer doing? Okay, just go there just run there
Just go in your gallio can out. Just go crazy
I'm gonna get to you!
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Please!
What?
What the fuck?!
You deserve to be old.
What should I level up?
I think you need- I've got this.
I think-
I think-
I think we got a way to have it.
So Dean, what- what did you do?
The control arm, even your fucking duo was disappointed you, and I said control arm, and you leveled it up with your fucking fingers!
Why do you not listen?!
Sorry, sorry.
Kadeem what Kadeem what what did you say no Kadeem?
uh I said uh
you have to get some stuff on objectives
you gotta lose the map
yep
I know I know
I'm on the proof
shut down
no Jinx I want you to tell Kadeem why you have no objectives right now
and be honest
uh Kadeem because I'm a piece of shit
and I'm a pussy and I got more of Kadeem
but
you know you gotta just
like as a
I know, kiddie.
I can only start badminton when I die.
Exactly.
That's why now, WQ.
Why do you think you can then use your fucking W, bro?
We've been over this!
We've been over this!
Yeah.
If I don't see fucking E to W, it's the wolves.
If I don't see fucking E to W, it's the wolves.
WQ! WQ! WQ! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!
My finger's gonna cramp, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm gonna fuck about your fucking finger!
Q! Go to the fucking chickens!
Who gives a fuck about your finger?
You're so losing, you didn't begin!
Why didn't you spike the cannon?
Oh my fucking god.
No, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
Okay, chickens, red.
I mean, I could be getting streaks like this for a day.
No, no, no, because he's a piece of shit!
Isn't it, James?
Yup, yup, it's because I'm a piece of shit, man.
be to shake the game. Alright, WQ and then you better watch those fucking plugs. What the fuck,
Jinzy? What the fuck did you just do? I'm supposed to control it. I'm supposed to control it,
but I forgot some of these. You're supposed to control W. You did two things wrong.
I mean, when you play the game with a little action, it'll be more easier to do with new
actions when you're trying to be true.
True.
One out of a second.
One out of a second.
See, that means Khadim's telling you you better play this fucking game 12 hours a day until you stop soul-losing my fucking games.
Yeah. Khadim, I'm 100% sorry, bro.
Alright. Now, go to the crab. The scuttle crab.
Alright, let's see it.
It's up! You know what that means.
I'm not cute this is good this is good this is good all right okay jump on the
midget the little guy that makes like all the magic where he's gone now he
he does disappear but now you're gonna recall
alright jing see now I need you to tell me what should you be doing now and
you're gonna talk to me because I spent 20 minutes talking to you now the shoes
on the other foot uh get gold yank get no no no I want to tell me what you're
doing right now don't give me general shit
all right walk to your gromp they're not gonna fight you even if you're low HP
you chill off jungle camps it's okay
all right listen go to the gromp perfect okay now Jyncey remember you
need to get faster WQ static kite towards the wolves kite towards the wolves
This is good. Okay. Now what is round the queue? The second this is gonna die, right? Good. E? Walk towards the ropes. Perfect.
Then you're gonna use your W. Start queuing. Start queuing. Queue. Kite towards the chickens. Kite towards the chickens.
Kite towards the chickens. This is good. This is good.
Alright. Now, towards the wrappers. Now the chickens. E. Perfect. You're gonna have to WQ. No, no, no. Wrong way. Wrong way.
the wrong way. This is what we need. Okay, WQ, WQ, spam Q, spam Q, you're mid on your
side. Come give a fuck. Spam Q. Go to the crotties. Go to the rocks. Back in control.
The rocks. Control W. Control W. Jynx, you're doing it. That was your fastest poke
that you've ever done doing it you're fucking doing it go right now here
here alright so now you're gonna help kadeem they might come for him here you
gotta be there if they come up here your friend what the fuck do you do
You jhinesee fucking kill him in the fucking knack
You fucking stab them in the throat with the rusty knife
Get on her, get on her
If you're all she's at, oh my god
Cue, cue, cue, don't stop killing
Don't stop killing, don't stop killing
Cue, let's go!
Recall, B, B, B, B, B, B, B
Let's go!
Stop driving, stop driving
Jonlet, Jonlet, we need to know what's happening Jhinse
We need to know what's happening bro
No, no, don't answer, recall
Oh my god!
The Nile is ending the game!
The Nile is ending the game!
Okay press P, right click the block lever.
Okay, this is good.
Now go fight the Nile.
Kadim needs your help.
Kadim's single is at Jinxie!
No! No!
Jinxie right there!
Jinxie right there!
Yes! Yes!
E! E! E! E!
Right click on her, and then I want to see WQ.
Spam those right clicks, Jinxie.
Jinxy remember you don't just my quick once okay now this guy's here
Oh, you're a dog shit fucking coach
You just got me
right into the valley of death
Are you fucking praying dad?
This is why you're not fucking challenger
You better take that
GENCY! The reason why you died is because you cancelled your recall. If you were there 10 seconds earlier, that guy would have never been there!
Take accountability!
Sorry, sir.
It's okay. Now right click the dust dance. Dust! P!
Alright, right click it. Good.
Okay now to the blue buff we're gonna listen you're going right now I want to
see you eat of this blue buff you're gonna go for the fastest book you've
ever done on every single one of these campsite you're gonna do you're gonna
double you're gonna queue and you're gonna sit there you're gonna eat between
camps and you're gonna kite towards the next camp I want to see the fastest
book you ever can see. Queue, Queue, Queue. Walk towards the ground, walk towards the ground,
walk towards the ground. Keep spamming the queue, keep spamming the queue. This is good, this is good, but
Constantly click nice nice nice get it you got this. Okay. Chew chew chew. Okay. Just ignore her. She can go fuck yourself
Okay, now my you you a young chef
All right
Ignore what ignore what you're fucking brain dad?
ignore what
She's coming inside my ass
It's ignore what extreme snived every game
Listen listen listen listen okay uh if you ever want to play dead you have to like smooth a lot
Thank you katee, moral
That's facts. Okay. Now jinxie. I want to see you on your respawn. You're gonna run to that red buff. Am I understood?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And your goal is to clear the red buff the clubs and the chickens in the fastest way ever
When you're clearing the camps, you need to be clicking.
You gotta be queuing, dubbying, eating between.
I wanna see you making them dizzy.
Do you understand?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, let's go. Start spamming it.
Kite it towards the rocks, Jinxi.
The rocks, no, those are the chickens.
Towards the rocks, the rocks, the rocks.
Queue, queue, queue, queue.
Never stop queuing, all right?
you should have been you can't you said now it's too late spam q control w
control w and then e to the raptors e to the raptors e to the raptors e to the
raptors e to the raptors good this is good when you get there you're gonna
W Q Q Q Q good auto attack the big one and then after you're gonna help your
team Trone what's going on mid Trone what's going on Jain see they're
Fighting
You got to go in Jin see this now or never. It's you against the world and all that's on your shoulders
I want you to go in
Yeah
Go
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened?
Kadeem, are you okay?
I think the dragon was pretty much over 2-0-p.
Kadeem, oh.
I'm oh and proud.
By the way, these people actually played a game a whole lot,
so you're not actually bad.
Kadeem, did you die there?
Yeah, I died there because I was up on the scene.
You're strong.
You are strong.
It's not over yet. You're up in five seconds. You're gonna go fucking ballistic
So the reason why you lost I'll tell you it's because you weren't farming efficiently enough
For you to get on the top of the garen. Oh, yo
You're all right. Hey, hey game ended
The chicken chicken it's cute. Hey, my fingers are cramping. I don't care
Do we I just want to play top lane with Garen, bro? I want to play top lane with Garen
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm. I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm, bro. Oh my god
Okay, so um, I think what the hell could be
on ADC, Kadeem, that's like some shit I would do baby. Kadeem. Kadeem, I'm gonna play top,
Kadeem, you play jungle. Can help, help me. You're gonna play jungle? I'm not really like
never jungle, but I'll try. Play whatever you want. Alright, let's play jungle. Okay.
Alright, play again. Okay. Okay. So, Janksy, are you sure you want to switch to top
playing. Wait, my rank got changed, bro. Yeah, you're demoted. Oh, my God. What am I now?
Well, I don't think it matters. I think you have to like, uh, it just changes automatically
until you hit the last level. Okay. Guys, there's two options. Either you could play
got on top or you could ADC for Kadim bot lane wait so I play ADC and what does
Kadim play? He would go support no you'd be on support
Kadim do you want to do that? I mean I could do that we can actually win the
map that way okay okay what ADC should I play?
play uh Xayah wait no no no no no no should i i know jinx i know jinx the
chat saying cinema oh misfortune misfortune okay let's do it
you have him misfortune is pretty hard uh with her oh
kadeem it is okay bro i got you wait kadeem cue the game
okay you guys aren't in the lobby so we're gonna need to make another custom
game so we can get in the lobby again so you can invite
okay all right so are you guys ready because you're gonna have to enable the
friend across again so i can invite you guys all right i already enabled mine in notifications
all right so okay okay jing see third warning bottling with kadeem would be cinema but you're
probably gonna lose do you want to do maybe get a tool to mvp player friend bottling
No, no, no, no, no, no, because me and Kadeem can do a bottle and also, um, it's not like I'm not used to losing, bro.
Hey, uh, yo, Contest, wake up and smell the coffee, bro. I haven't won a game of ranked yet.
Do you want me to show you? Here, look.
I think it's just, I think they're just good. They're very good at the game.
Yes, bro.
Do you see how many games I've played?
Yes, bro.
Yeah, right?
Wait, Dantes, how do I show you my match history?
Wait, OK, I actually have a crazier idea.
Do you guys want to duo bot with me coaching,
or do you want to play a flex cue game with me on jungle?
I want to duo bot with you coaching.
OK, we'll do that then.
And then we'll do the other one after.
How do I show you my match history, by the way?
OK, so now, Jing, Sam, you need
to click on your profile.
So you click on like the icon that you have, the like weird thingy. Yep.
Then you press match history.
Here you go, bro. I have not one dude. What do you mean? You're going to lose.
I haven't won yet. I have zero kills, five deaths, loss, one kill,
five deaths, loss, custom game, two kills, seven deaths, loss.
Yeah, but you don't, you don't play that much.
Yes. Good. Thank you, bro. I'm new to the game. Zero kills, four deaths, loss.
One kill, six deaths, loss, zero kills, what a loss.
Okay, well this is-
But I haven't played ADC yet!
That's fine, so I'm gonna change.
Yeah, you're not after you get better at ADC, you never know.
Alright, Jing said I made you party owner.
Press party, and switch to rank solo duo.
Wait, but I have to do this first, right?
Yep, that's fine.
Kiddie, are you ready to drop?
Yeah, I'm ready.
So Kiddie, you're gonna-
Wait, Kadeem, what's your favorite support player?
I'm probably going to be something like Soraka.
OK, OK.
And then I'm going to play ADC, Kadeem.
So you're going to protect me.
OK, I got you.
Domtes.
Yep, I'm listening.
What should Kadeem play and what should I play for ADC?
Mom, didn't you just say you wanted to jinx Soraka?
Yeah, that's our now I want to do misfortune.
Okay, now we're soon.
Kidding.
We can't play.
You can't run the functions off.
You did not do the second one, the middle one.
Okay.
Kidding.
Do you play a moomoo?
Would that would it be hard?
Not really.
As long as you line your cue, it's easy.
Get this doctor Mundo puts the out of here.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm not really a support champion.
No, I banned him. I know. I know.
Kadeem, Kadeem, what up?
Kadeem, what is the board are you going to play?
I'm going to play Soraka.
Okay.
Now, he has the whole team.
Dantez, you need to actually be coaching us
consistently, bro. Consumption.
Okay, and then I can save his ass
in case it gets hurt.
All right, let's do it.
That this is gonna be the freest win that I've ever seen my life walking the MF
You know what okay, could be my sure about Soraka or do you want to go for a moomoo or not a list?
I think it's rocket rocket
Just rock out I mean
Later bro, I'm actually gonna jerk off. They just make sure I get the right runes
All right, so listen listen guys
Yes, yes, wait Jinx look at the gun goddess
Wait, go back go back go back like five. All right come on
Whoa
No, I'm gonna jerk off to this one now.
Yo, Kadeem, are you ready to play support, Kadeem?
Yeah, I'm ready.
All right.
Kadeem, me and you are gonna run bot lane, bro.
Jon says, you need to coach us extensively, bro.
Okay, so listen, what I'm gonna say is I'm gonna tell you guys exactly what to do
and when to do it, okay?
So, Jinxie, right?
Do you know what misfortune does?
No.
Jesus.
Hey!
Okay.
All right, all you have to do is just hold R when you all get to hold it.
That's all.
Okay.
It's the only hard one.
That's the only thing that's hard on this work thing.
No, wait.
Tato Tommy.
Tato Tommy.
Okay.
So listen, GenC, the way your Q works is your Q is like imagine an added auto-attack.
Okay.
Okay.
It's an auto-attack where it's like you shoot them in and then if they're behind
It hits them as well so a collateral bro collateral. Yes, but if they're low health and it
Executes, then it does even more damage
Okay, I
Because I don't know why it wants to see this happen. Okay, so now buy dorms plate. That's good
Yep, your first item is gonna be collector. So now jinxie walk bot now
I want you to press Y to lock your camera
Okay, all right, so now we're just walking through all my characters so hot
Now listen instead of always selling the character Jinxie
I wanted to focus on clicking a lot near you because the thing about leaning is you're gonna have to focus on clicking
So you can dodge the abilities that the enemy throws out my under said straight thing. Yeah, yeah
Yep, so that's why I just always click around because we're gonna want you to get used to clicking
So just keep doing it even when you don't need to I wanted to get used to the idea
Okay, so you're cute. That's the collateral. Okay, you had a dog a lot to get ready
Yep, so you choose the collateral and your W gives you more attack speed. Okay, so you attack faster
All right, so now on okay, it's fine
Just cue the minion to the minion to do damage to them behind that's one
So what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to position your tower in a way that when you drop your Q, it's going to go behind that.
Okay?
Okay, just one way. You're going to have to bomb on your tower now.
Alright, so just last hit the minion. There you go.
That was a good Q. If you did it half a second earlier, it would have been the collateral.
So now just back up, Jinxie, make sure you're not walking up too far.
If you walk up too far, you're gonna die, okay?
So walk up, make sure you're dodging abilities.
The enemy is stronger than your early game.
Play around that.
You're gonna play for scaling, okay?
All right, controlled, no, no, controlled W.
Good.
Good habits, all right.
So now walk up!
You are out of her.
Good.
So Hidema's, he's going crazy.
I need you to walk up and walk back just walk back your junglers okay your junglers can be there soon
Press two it's a help potion you get how
Okay, but also walk up your viego's fighting you need to walk up with your team when they're fighting
The main the main way we have to get up okay now back up now
It's fine because there's no fight anymore. There's no fighting mark. So now you're good. Okay, okay, honey. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm about to back in a second.
What does my W do?
I don't know, I'm getting more speed in attack speed.
Well, no more damage, just more attack speed.
Should I upgrade my E?
Yep, so now you're gonna control G.
So, GenC, I'm gonna be honest, if you stay too long you're gonna die, so just recall.
Just recall now, because the enemy jungler...
Oh, the enemy jungler's off.
But you guys can't stand my N9.
All right, so now I'm gonna want you to buy bloodthirster.
I think it's better for you to get bloodthirster.
Yep, that one.
And now just walk out of base.
Can you walk on, come on, Canine?
Come on, Canine.
Don't worry.
Let's go ahead and build.
Okay.
What does my E do?
Will you E do?
Yeah.
So your E is so slow.
Okay.
So if you press E on top of someone,
It actually slows them.
Alright, Genji. Walk back.
Is that a wall?
Yep. Now Genji, walk back.
Make sure that they don't do damage to you before you kill this wave.
You need to get the level up.
Alright, this is good. This is good.
You're doing great. This is good.
Super good.
Nice. Good farming.
Alright, so just walk up and last at the minion.
Oh, he's walking him too far. When he walks up too close like that, I want to see you in the future auto-q him, and then walk back, okay?
Alright, this is good.
Okay? Now auto-q him, because walking him too far. Press auto-q?
You need to use your Q.
Alright.
Gotta go.
It- it's okay. It's okay.
So now Jynxie, just kill the minion wave when they push it in, okay?
You're going to stay close to your tower and then you're going to have to kill the minion wave.
Am I queuing too much or no?
No, you have to spend the billy, you may have to use mana on the ring.
So, the thing is that your Q, you said when you can actually use damage to the enemy, okay?
You don't just want to use it to farm. You want to position yourself so that your Q takes a chase off a minion, and then it hits a champion.
Does that make sense?
Collateral.
Exactly. So like there for example, why did you use your Q?
Why did?
Yep.
I don't know.
I'm just using it.
Yeah, so that's why like, now you have no mana. So if they try fighting you, you're fucked.
And you can't even push this wave then cuz you're um, so now you need a recall and you're gonna lose all this gold
But before you do walk up
Hop over the dragon. There's a dragon fight. Turn over the dragon and rock
Yep, walk that rock that rock that your team needs you
Okay, okay, Jynxie you got this you got this
Go go go
Out of him? This is good.
Okay, now back up.
Okay?
You win that. You win that. You win that.
This is good. This is good.
Don't walk at 2-point though. You need a position or something
the way where your team is in front of you.
As the ADC, you always need to be back.
Okay?
Now, wanting to press 3, it's a health potion.
Just press 3 on your keyboard.
And then now push in the minion wave.
Looking good, guys.
Yep.
So now, now just keep walking up, walk up.
Your team needs you to push.
Put the egg out.
Yep, because you guys are gonna work for a guy,
this is good.
Hey!
Nice, not bad.
Wait, this might be your first win.
Bro, this could be it.
Okay, just wait, just, no, no, no, don't go in yet.
Oh.
Right, I got it.
Yeah, but now you can walk up,
now you can walk up, you can fight.
Because when the minion wave is under tower, just don't walk under the tower.
Alright, so now just recall. Now you can recall. It's okay. You're doing great.
Alright, walk further back. Alright, now recall.
Now.
Yep, you're good like that.
Well, how did I do it?
I'm not gonna lie that was like diamond level 80c gameplay thank you bro yeah
yep you like you walked in you got the job done and that's all you can hope for
And that line has been saved.
They about to take dragons and just leave it because the dung goes dead.
Okay, Kadeem, I'm coming Kadeem.
Okay, so what we're gonna-
You can't just press that.
So here, now you just say wait until the minion wave is under your tower, okay?
And once it's under your tower then you can just last hit the minions.
so they're auto the ones that the turd is targeting
If you would have done it a bit sooner, you would have gotten it, but that's fine. It's a learning process
Yeah, you won. Okay, so now jing see walk up walk up to the dragon you see on your minimap
There's a fight going on you need to always be there when that happens. This is good
That was a goodie. We keep chasing fash if you press D and you fash in oh wait no, okay? Yes, wait
...
YEEEEEES!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
YEEEES!
It's not done yet, it's not done yet, Jinxie!
You can get a double kill!
Go, go after them, press E on top of them!
So that they get slowed, E on tops they get slowed!
E on tops they get slowed, nice, okay.
NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE!!!
Oh my fucking-
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
YEEESSSSSSSSS!
DUBBLEKILLS!
Okay.
Ona
yeah
yeah
My God
Oh my God in my placetheless
Walk back you forgot to buy items in my players entities around to you
okay, right click no bitch the Mother
Could he my fucking love you Dante's a fucking up young QAnon
God, I've never been doing that.
Jynxie, these are the days that we dreamed of.
Like, yesterday you couldn't even imagine this happening.
Today you're living it. You're living the dream right now.
Do you understand?
Yep. Bro, yes.
Alright, so when you're going to press R,
I'm going to tell you when,
make sure that you do not loop or cancel the ability, okay?
You understand yeah, so when I press R do I hold it?
Nope, you don't have to hold it. Just press it and that's it.
Can he run? Can he? No, can he?
Can he? No.
So, Jynxie, there you could have actually blocked the bullets for him.
Wack up! Wack up! Your jungler is here.
But now he's backing off so you walk back.
It's very very very important that you get very good at knowing when to walk up and when
to walk back.
Alright.
This is good.
Okay.
So now you're going to wait for Kadeem to come back and lane and when he does you're
going to walk up.
Okay.
Kadeem, come on.
Kadeem.
Kadeem, are you okay?
I'm coming.
I may have to build more healing damage.
Okay, so now you're just gonna want to farm under shallow for some reason but three people in your way
So you're not gonna want to watch up. You cannot win this
Okay, this is good so just keep out of it in the minions to get your CS
This is good
right now back up a little bit if you walk up too far you're gonna die so you
need to make sure that you're not walking up control Q
it's working this all take a while we've been running I was gonna wonder good I'm
I'm for fuck's sake.
He might have a brak at the team.
Alright, so now walk up.
You're a jhincy. You can fight this.
I want you to walk up and right-click her.
Go!
They hurt you?
No, they didn't.
Okay.
That's on that.
Now that's good.
Now we know what misfortune hope does.
That's not bad.
Kiddie, let's hide in this bush and scare them.
Let's catch the mob guard, Kiddie. Come on.
Oh, no, no, no, no! Kiddie, no, not anymore!
Kiddie, come back!
Okay, GenC, auto attack all the minions as fast as you can.
You need to push.
Oh, oh.
Okay, this is good. This is good.
So now what you can do is you can walk up to her and auto attack her.
If you right-click on her you can start doing some damage. Nobody's gonna be coming to you now.
Alright, back up. And now auto-attack this minion wave.
When the minion wave is fully pushed in, you're gonna recall, okay? You're gonna press B.
So kill all these minions and then press B.
Oh, now you gotta run. Now you gotta run.
If you don't let him die, you're both gonna die.
Okay Jynx, I may see happy feet right now, gosh it.
Not bad, that's what we're looking for.
So now you're going to recall, man.
Are you okay?
Did Kadeem die?
You're dead.
No, no Kadeem.
I'm bleeding damage, but I'm about to build support item.
Oh, Kadeem, I get sad when you die.
Yeah, it's okay
It's probably because that if I did because it's like magic. Yeah
Okay, now we're good though cuz you're both alive so cool. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yes, yes, yes, yes, you can see you're on a killing screen. Why would see over there?
Who gives a fuck you're on a killing spree? I've never been three straight. Oh my god, kiddie
Okay, rock up now hit the minions
You're gonna hit the minions and then you're gonna hit the turret okay, what's that great control W
The beast I have a hard time
He's getting it so no don't don't worry it's gonna be coming
All right, I'll attack the turn out
Okay, now we're getting too close so walk up to the autumn! Autumn! Autumn! Autumn! Autumn!
So now Jynx here gonna start space gliding on them. I need to go autumn him walk back, autumn him walk back, go!
Now what? Okay now do it, now press Q and W.
You're gliding, you're gliding, you're gliding, walk up! Walk up!
Okay go, go, this is good, this is good.
Keep going, keep going! You got it! You got it, this is so fucking free.
Now auto attack the minion wave. Don't walk up too far. The turret's gonna start hitting you.
That's not bad. Alright?
Okay, good, good. Now push in the minion wave.
Be careful. Now, Jinxie, I want you to press three.
And then just auto attack the minion wave.
Okay, back up, back up. Now you gotta run.
Okay, so Jinxie, I want you to do something now, okay?
Yep.
press escape click uh no scroll down click what says player movement where it
says player attack click shift mb2 click that yep click it and then press space
bar replace perfect press save so now you're officially a space client so
So what that means is when you press spacebar, you're going to auto-attack the closest thing
to you.
So when you're running away from people, you're going to press right click spacebar, right
click spacebar, okay?
When I'm running away?
Yep.
So now I want to try to walk up to the minion wave or the turret and press spacebar
when you get close.
Now press spacebar.
So you see how it auto-attacks what's closest to you?
Yeah.
Perfect.
You're now a space glider.
That's what we want to see.
All right, so now keep auto-ing this.
The enemy team's on.
Let's break this, kiddie.
You guys are fucking breaking it open.
Hey, walk away, walk away, walk away.
right okay now what you can do is you can actually walk up auto-attack it right
walk back so when he walks up to crocheting see there you go punish it
Walk away, walk away, walk away, this thing, this thing.
Just, I'll die, I'll die.
I'll be there.
Bro, I got pushed, I got fucking pushed.
It's, it's fine, they had to send three for you.
But in the future, the second you see more numbers than you previously thought, you should always just run.
And you think it's only one, and then the second guy comes, you run away instantly, okay?
Sorry, oh, sweetie, I'll let you down, Dante's let you down.
Let's go. Yo, our box is 17 and 0
How is that impossible well a dude every single game and so does the entity I guess the 17 and 0 so at least now
It's on your team. Yep
All right
The next item you're gonna buy will be a collector's name
Can you give me help are you good kidding?
He's good to stay bottom
If you're gonna post a tower.
No, I know.
I'm helping you.
Alright.
So now just push this and you break open that fucking turret.
Jinxie, I want to see you break that shit open.
Nice.
That's the first turret I've ever destroyed yet.
Wow.
I'm towering you well like you're getting the hang of it.
Wait, what does my W do?
It gives you attack speed.
But Jinxie, you need to stop using all your abilities, bro.
Because when you use your abilities on the minion wave, you do fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him, keep autoing, keep autoing, keep autoing, this is good.
YES! Nice!
Alright, now just auto attack the minion wave, but Jinx, you don't want to use your abilities on the minion wave, because then you don't mind.
I think they're really lovely guys.
Okay, walk away. Just walk away.
Khadim, you need to kill him.
I don't remember.
Bro, what the fuck?!
Well, he's not mad yet.
How does this track me down?
Well, he's not mad yet.
That's why it's called AC.
Okay, so James, see there?
You could have escaped, but your E is so slow.
If you use your E to slow the enemies,
then they can catch up to you.
Oh, if I just E them and then out,
run them.
Oh, I see.
Exactly.
Okay, wait, do you want to hear someone crazy?
Yeah, what's up?
I'll tell you something crazier if you eat to slow them and you alt on top of them they cannot run out of your arm
Oh, that's sick
So wait, I don't spend my abilities like I do with
Heckrum with heckrum no because heckrum is a jungler when you're jungling you can always use abilities. I need you in bot lane, kadeem
Give me a second. We have to go for dragon. Oh, okay
I mean, it doesn't even feel like we're on the way, but we kind of need help, Dougie.
No, no, I'm gonna-
Okay, so now, don't walk up here. If you walk up here, there's gonna be three people popping out your get insomni-
So here, as the ADC, you have to understand that you're the cop.
You need to sit there and wait for your team to do everything, because you cannot do anything on your own.
Okay.
Can you- I might need to go-
So imagine-
Yeah, it's like imagine you're fighting in a war but both your legs are broken so you need to be able to carry you
I can even really fight you
All of that up
All of the healing is gone
That's what I'll be
Walk up, walk up, your jungler is coming in
You see on your mini map how your jungler is coming?
That means you're gonna walk up and you're gonna fight
So now kill the minions
This is good
I like where it's going
you want to fight
I'm not sure we should fight, you don't have to say it really
I don't have my ult, and it's like 4 of you bottom, they are going crazy
Kadim are you okay?
Yeah I'm fine
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie
You're gonna do the paddle bush here
I need you to wait in the bush until they walk up to you
Then you're gonna pop out and go crazy
What should I do, weigh in an arm?
No, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna E and then just auto them and shit.
Like you're gonna use your auto, you're gonna press W, you're gonna Q, but not yet.
Wait, wait, wait.
You said this is called the W.
No, no, no, no, no! You're jungler's here.
Alright, I'm lucky she's ghosting.
Okay, I'm trying to think.
We need to do the bottom lane today.
Okay, so Gen.C, normally, as the ADC at this stage of the game,
typically, you always want to be kind of like around your team
and having them around you.
So, because mid is pushing that hard,
you're doing the right thing by staying bot,
but normally you would go mid, okay?
So you wanna go mid?
Yeah, and you walk up walk up walk up fight with your help them wait up to me to the people
That's good wrong assist we take those push in the way then hit the turret
I'm going to be dead.
This is good.
I died.
Now I need to E on top of him and run away.
E on top of him, press D and run.
Press D, that's your flash, and now press W and run.
Press W, because your W gives you movement speed.
Good.
Oh no.
Keep running, keep running.
You're good, you're good.
is fine you play that like a challenger player recall thank you Rob I felt like a
challenge with her dude but you still use everything together in a way where
it's like they weren't able to actually kill you yes okay so now P right click
The infinity edge.
Good.
And now walkman.
An ally has been slain.
Okay, so we should go man.
But they have jungler available.
Yes, you will have to go man.
You're just gonna want to, yes, go man.
Your team wants to fight Baron.
So you're gonna have to play for that.
No, don't bomb the ground.
Go man.
We have to fight that, um, okay?
Alright, now walk to the Baron with your team.
Come on, Kadeem.
To the Baron, Kadeem.
Alright, I don't even want to do it anymore.
It's fine, just want to make sure they're not on it.
Okay, walk up.
Now remember, always stay behind your Viego.
this is good nice don't walk up too far don't walk up too far okay now you're just
gonna have to wait so they're not gonna fight so I can actually push
men so go men help your team take the wave and then walk to the Baron and
I'm going to make you do your first ever ping.
Walk to the baron and then I want you to cut- no.
No.
No.
Uh, score.
Okay, just run.
Okay.
Just run.
Okay.
Just run.
Okay.
Just run.
Okay.
Just run.
Okay.
Just run.
Okay.
Oh my god, you lift me.
What the fuck?
Neal in my front.
Dude!
No, that was insane.
Thank you, dude.
That was good.
That was really bad.
But it's okay because you live.
Did I have to have standing R?
So that are the problems that you had no reason to walk to the chickens. I said walk to the bar and you walk to the chickens.
Oh, sorry coach.
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
I thought the team had a strategy that you wanted to go for dragon.
The thing is you actually did get a very good ult though.
Like the angle that you found for the ultimate wasn't extremely good.
But it's just like what led you to getting that was bad so we don't want to replicate it
You know what I mean? Yeah. All right, so now walk mid again
I don't know where to go right now
No, so you don't want to follow your vehicle because if you follow him you can't get anything
So you're gonna want to walk mid and you're gonna want to go to the barring so type in team chat. No walk back
You don't have any vision there
Okay, you would you need to run I could name you should be with him right now. You got a walkman
All right, move on the power walk back walk back walk back
Why am I disappointed because I'm not listening
Okay, but let me ask you a question because that's a good start, but why didn't you listen to me because I got horny for a kill
Okay, that's good like listen what you're doing. It's good because you're understanding why you did what you did
So now you just have to understand that if I see a kill opportunity, I'll tell you about it
Right, but even I have a problem you have it's a problem that men that are destined for greatness
this up where we don't listen to others because we want to learn for ourselves
right yep yeah so I wanted to sit there and I wanted to pad yourself on the
fucking back because that's you being destined for greatness 100% good now
here we're gonna walk mid okay Kadeem let's walk miss yep Kadeem you got to
be with him bro you need to be on him like peanut butter on jelly okay all
No, you're not mid right now Jinxie. This isn't mid right now. You're in the job. You're Jinxie Jinxie
Well, I love to go in and even go on cutting. Yeah, but let her die
Well, I don't know I think you wanted to fight
Okay, that's what we can't eyes-run any teammates.
Okay, oh, I need you mid, I need you mid.
Okay guys, guys, now the problem is that the game is falling apart because your team isn't listening.
So Jinx, I want you to type it in the chat, type right now.
Say, hey guys, how about we group mid?
I don't think we've been running.
Yeah, but it's fine. He needs to be passive aggressive.
Okay, now you're going to type, wow, we could have done that five minutes earlier.
What, is that nothing a little bit?
No, Kedima, it's part of the League of Legends player learning experience.
Okay.
Okay, so now I wanted to walk mid and say, how about we Baron?
I don't even want to do that.
Yep, this is good.
So now you communicated with your team.
So now Jinxie, walk back, walk under your turrets.
What I'm going to want you to do is I want you to press G, okay, hover over the minimap
on top of the baron, left click, hold the left click, pull it down, and then let
go.
Okay, yes, good, but that's good.
So in the future though, when you press, you want to hold the mouse button down and then
pull it down so you ping.
But now walk up with your team because they're already there.
This is good.
You have to now just walk up.
They're dead.
They're less.
I'm taking second.
Kadeem, why are you bot?
Kadeem, come on Kadeem.
No, I have more.
I have more.
Kadeem, Baron, Baron Kadeem.
Okay guys, they're back up again.
Yeah, you can't do Baron without.
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.
Just throw yourself out.
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.
Walk mid, have them out!
Okay.
Okay, now go to the Baron!
Wait, actually, no, yeah, keep walking mid.
Walk mid, and then when your team is done,
wait, you guys can end the game here.
Jinx, you can end the game here.
First win ever.
Okay.
Wait.
Walk up, fight, fight, walk up, fight, fight!
Okay.
Okay.
That's okay.
Okay, we can't end the game anymore.
We need to back up now.
We gotta run Jinxie, but you don't wanna be medded.
Get out!
He's gonna fight that.
No, no, no, no, no, we don't wanna fight him.
Get out!
Get out!
Okay, Jinxie.
Oh, fuck.
Listen, Jinxie, try to help him.
Use E to slow them to help Kadim escape.
Okay, no run.
No run.
That's good.
It's the thought that counts.
Oh, god.
Oh god, okay, walk up walk up. No, no, you okay your vehicles responding to
Here because there's two different options you can either go for dragon or Baron and I don't know
Dragon dragon is good here dragon is super good here
Jynxie, we need you on the dragon, let's get it bro.
Ok, now just play with him.
Hold on to my dragon because it needs to be destroyed faster than we can open the
problem.
Yep, that's true.
Jynxie, hold on.
Be careful, the Jynx is so fine.
Yep.
So Jynxie, now just walk back.
Make sure your team are your bodyguards.
Oh
We got it
Can I get a kill you fucking kill
Okay, now recall you can get infinity edge
That's gonna be you out in the stream of the archaic misfortune.
How do we end this game though?
Fuck!
Okay.
The way that you end it-
The only thing is when the battle hits the message, so you gotta actually hit the message.
Exactly.
So what we're gonna do is you're gonna want to take the Baron.
Okay?
The purple shell.
Yep.
Good!
Okay, you're running out of communications.
Okay.
So now it's fine.
Okay, you're learning how to communicate.
Okay, so now it's fine.
No, don't hit it, don't hit it.
You're gonna have to wait.
Okay, so, Changsie, in the future, when you're waiting for your team,
you wanna fund the mid-lane waves so that you can push it out
so you apply pressure.
Can you see what I'm getting at?
Okay, this is good.
Now, start doing the Baron.
No, okay, not now.
Because now your team wants to go for the Baron.
So do it.
Kadim, we need you on Baron, bro. You should not be ball right now.
being baron cadine well right here I'm coming do I need heels okay guys can they
go in a lot Jesus Christ just walk mid walk mid just walk mid walk mid walk
mid yeah and now you can auto attack the minions if there are any and then
afterwards you walk the bar he's not want to die this is a DC it's walk
Walk mid, walk baron, walk mid, walk baron, but your team isn't doing shit.
Just start it.
Just start it.
Just start it.
If you're going to down it, it's your fucking team's fault.
No, but now you're going to have to auto-loop.
Okay.
Fight.
Now fight, fight, fight.
The panty on, the panty on.
Okay, we got a run.
Alright, let's be a slowdown.
Okay, next time you use your E, try to do it when you're hovering.
on top of them okay okay why is this bitch not a fucking shooting shoot bitch
not jimmy why does she think i'm clicking fucking shoot bitch
probably because he's gonna build crate what could he need to build crate item she shoots more faster
okay okay
don't guess what now dude okay so now the problem is that you're in a weird spot okay and this is
This is the issue with the ADC role, it's cause you're in this fight where you can't just walk up and fuck shit up, right?
And it pisses you off, doesn't it?
Yeah bro, I wanna get in people's faces.
But you can't as an ADC, it's legit just sit in there and fucking bullshit POV dude.
Because if your team doesn't do shit for you, can't do anything.
So right now the only thing you can do is walk mid, go on mid, and then just see if your team goes for the bar.
Mid, mid, mid, get in.
Yeah, Kadeem you gotta stop split pushing.
Kadeem I need you mid baby.
I'm gonna play Kadeem.
Kadeem I need you mid baby.
Yeah but they're the support you should be playing for CS.
Alright, you know auto tag this minion wave and then wait for your team to see what they do.
This is good. I like how it's looking so far
Okay, so now this is what we're gonna need to do we're gonna need to start
Jinxie jinxie
For the fight and start manifesting
Manifest your team is human
All right, this is gonna be a fight of a lifetime security. Oh, you two months of iron once a burn
Okay, Jynx, it looks like your bagels are lying assholes, so you need to walk mid.
Oh my god!
What's happening?
You're saying you're going to the spot?
Yeah, because of Ramazan, you need to be at base up on your T-dust.
They're not doing anything.
Oh my god!
Well, you can't do this.
You need to be out of base on what your team does, they're not doing anything.
I got it!
Well, you got to do it.
This is good though.
Wait, Jaycee.
I think you just won the game.
They just got a quadric here. How's that good?
Because it's your teammate.
Oh.
yo can you yeah I was afraid for healing I'm gonna do damage as well I think
what we might have to do though is jinxi if you really like the 80s you
You might have to play ash
Wait, where should we go
So now listen what you have to do is you literally can only do what your vehicle allows you to
So you need to just sit on top of Khadim mid. Your Vega wants Baron, he's pinging it, so you need to walk to the Baron.
Because if you walk bot or top without your team, you're gonna get killed by everyone. Do you see what I mean?
Yeah, Khadim looks good there.
So it feels like you're not doing anything, but it's because your team's not doing anything.
Because you're just gonna die if you try to do anything.
Okay, so now, what's that? No, no, don't do the Baron. Because the enemy team is walking up.
look look you see what your piece of shit you're gonna have to sit there and
you're gonna have to pay for this fight so okay so just walk up but don't walk up
too far always make sure you just launch you go into their teeth
Maybe oh, no, oh, it's working though. It's working. Okay, so now just walk up an auto attack
Okay, yeah, okay, just press you on them you on them and then
Okay, this is good. No auto attack. This is insane. This is insane. Okay, walk up. Okay now now you're gonna have to walk back
Okay, so now walk to the dragon. You're about to get the biggest surprise. Oh, we walk to this dragon
Yo, bro, we have walked to this dragon 30 fucking times, bro. I'm about to literally shut off my pc this game is gonna be three hours long
Kill the dragon! I'm done! Kill him! Kill the dragon! Wait, Jinxie, this is gonna be your first ever pattern
I know Khadim is dead. Khadim do not walk up, if you walk up you're gonna die.
Yeah, don't worry about it, as far as you get there.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead. I'm about to come to the closet in a few minutes.
Okay, so, okay, Jacy, when you walk to this dragon, you're gonna see the special dragon that spawns after once he kills four.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Wait, auto-tiger?
Walk away, walk away.
This is fucking up, this is fucking up.
Wait, I didn't even want it.
Why did he- why did he get out of here?
Fuck!
Fucking dumb bitch!
God damn it.
Okay, man, can you mouse over to the screen? Let's see what's happening.
Jinxy, mouse over what's happening.
So, but what's happening?
Bro, I didn't even know level 20 was a good thing.
Oh my god, the game's gonna be three hours long.
Uh, I'm gonna say something really fucked up.
You guys might actually lose the game now.
How much CS do I have?
How much skill?
You have a lot of skill.
I think the problem is that you're getting coached for a while.
What are you saying?
I'm the problem?
No, I'm saying that you're getting close on dream, so they are learned to be a close guy.
True, true. Okay, so listen, Jinxie, the enemy team just got a buff because they got someone helping out those guys, okay?
And what the buff does is it makes it so that if you go below 30% HP, you instantly die.
Alright.
Uh, wait, can you just press tap for a second? I want to see someone.
Okay
I'm just not sure about the storm search to rock it, but it's okay. Let's walk them in now
Okay, so everyone is gonna have to walk mid right now, okay
Well, the problem is that they're gonna fight anyways and now they fight without everyone so now you guys are gonna lose
You walk back, then you walk back it's fucked.
I mean, that was kind of the jungle dip, wasn't it?
I'm proud of the L, but I can't see F1.
You're gonna have to walk back here, bro.
If you keep talking after you're gonna die.
So auto-attack all the minions hidden in your base.
They're gonna end the game if you don't.
Ah, it's not those ones. You can't do anything about these ones.
You just see a hope to God that the entity doesn't understand.
You have to kill all these ones. You need to defend this turret with your relight.
Because if this dies, your Nexus does too.
Yeah, I think that's the...
Yeah, that's what I'm doing with this, I think we are in the wrong place.
But like, um, I played there, played support, right?
I'm gonna be completely honest it genuinely was your jungler's fault bro, but I had much
I couldn't heal everybody. I tried how much CS did I have is there a way to see I see
Look at my healing, it's ridiculous.
Yeah.
So, Jynxy, you had about two CS per minute that game.
But he wasn't actually CS'ing the bottom lane, he was everywhere on the map, that's why.
Yeah, exactly, because the problem is that when you're supposed to be farming mid,
your team is just griefing you on every play, so just fuck up everything.
So it was our team's fault?
So it's better if you, I think it's better if you,
if you solo kill a lot,
because I'm everybody's soloist to everybody in there.
Since I solo killed a lot, it was like,
oh, I got better at the long.
Yeah.
Kadeem, how long did it take for you to...
How long did it take me to get out of I and four?
Yes, how long did it take you to get to bronze, Kadeem?
Um, I mean, I mean, I had to lose a whole lot of games, actually, but how long did you
have to play to get, um, could he, how long did you play to get, um, bronze for the first
time?
I believe for like, maybe like two years and I was not pentakilling yourself.
Okay.
But I'm not using my full energy.
What did you mean?
Yeah, I'm doing it on purpose though.
What did you mean?
What did you mean?
What did you mean?
Not full energy.
What did you mean, Kadeem?
which means that I'm hiding I'm hiding power level the main sense as a black
person we hide our power level okay okay so Karim yes if you actually want to do
what rank could you hit and leave if you actually did a full power
try bronze one at full power but probably bronze one because everyone
those are cracked and then everyone just so good at the game bro look bro kidding
that game is nobody else's fault for my own kidding I had to see us a minute as
ADC brown should I just hang it the fuck up could even I well you're you wasn't
playing all ADC use all over the map true true so like it was kind of happy
pay ADC and also like I guess farming is actually comes a lot with ADC you have to farm a whole lot
bro but kidding the thing is like um I'd like you down though we were up 20 kills and we still
lost bro. Well look at the damage you see their damage? Who thought that's what? Thought that's
What's going on over there, dude?
What?
Dude, okay, look, I want to be on, guys, listen, listen, what we're going to have to do is we're
going to have to reassess and recalibrate.
That's what's going on right now.
So Jinxie, you tried a game of ADC, you won lane and you lost.
How do you feel about that?
What do you mean I won lane?
Well, you were dropping three kills, you were dropping dick on their face, but you
still ended up losing.
How do you feel about that?
I feel like a piece of shit, bro.
I feel like a piece of shit, dude.
I don't know.
Cause look at that.
So what happened?
We were going to dragon
and then we weren't and we're going to build a fighting items.
When you scratch, but there's no crit.
Have you got a good crit?
You know, what I'm create.
Could he?
Well, there's a little bit of a turn or.
So if any ad like, but they, they built.
All right, to get good at CS, you don't have to actually count the CS.
Wait, I'll give you the first thing, it's for Jinx.
You can just build like, create items to CS.
Wait, give it a second one.
Jinx, can you press the settings cog wheel?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then afterwards you're going to go to notifications.
Yeah, there you go, perfect.
All right, now it can even continue.
You're good.
Okay, so you build a lot of fighting items, which is correct.
But you also need a little bit of crit to do more damage to the minions to push away faster.
Wait, but Kadeem, I don't even know what crit is, Kadeem. I don't know what crit is.
Okay, so crit allows you to move faster and give you more mobility to move faster and hit more farming items.
Okay, so kind of. Okay, so Jenxie, Alex, what are you trying to say?
So crit is critical strike.
So normally your auto attack is going to do 100 damage.
If you buy crit, it does 200.
Now the thing is that there are some crit items
that give you movement speed,
which allow you to walk faster.
So that's kind of what he's talking about.
But that game, it wasn't because you're billed
that the issue happened.
The reason why you guys lost
is because you got to a point
where you were pushed in their base
and the only thing you can really do at that point
is you can either take Baron, right?
Or you can end the game off of a fight.
But the problem is that you guys were never actually
grouped for fights because either Soraka or Lux
would be split pushing.
And also every time you'd go for Baron,
Diego would be jerking off.
So it ends up happening.
And you're gonna notice this a lot
is if you keep playing lane and especially ADC and iron,
your games will literally be one hour slug fest
where it's like, you don't know what the fuck is going on.
You're completely just in awe about everything
and you're just praying for the moment
where the game finally ends.
Okay, okay, okay.
I got it.
Look, I'm gonna call it on day three there,
but I'll be back with day four tomorrow.
I need like, my hand's gonna explode
from the information bro.
All my head's gonna pop.
Kadeem, thank you for training bro.
Yeah, a lot of training.
Yes, Kadeem, I'm gonna keep training bro
and I'm gonna won't do any stupid.
Kadeem, love you bro.
Dante has love you bro.
Have a good night guys.
All right.
Yeah, I'll see you guys.
It's gonna pop.
All right, chat.
Let's raid.
Guys, let's raid.
Okay.
Everybody go follow.
I'm streaming right now.
Everybody go follow.
I'm streaming chat.
I'm going to get off though.
That was a long stream,
but I'm not quitting league.
I'm going to get better on day four tomorrow.
I don't know if I like ADC though,
but yeah, I think I like jungle the best so far.
But I'm going to see y'all bro.
I'll be all boys, man.
Everybody go Raid Kadeem right now.
I'm gonna watch this.
Everybody go Raid Kadeem.
True, I don't think he's actually an iron player.
With that, with that intense training,
I feel like he's actually a higher elo player.
I could be wrong.
Really?
But...
Thanks, Kadeem.
Oh, thanks for the raid.
Chad, I raided him.
Wait, Chad, everybody follow him.
Chad, everybody follow Cadine, right?
Yeah.
Everybody follow Cadine now.
This guy's waiting.
Wait, what?
Wait, what did he say?
Chad, everybody follow Cadine.
Okay, you're trying to let me want a God.
Interesting.
Kadeem, I want to go in.
You might have to go in though.
I want to aim for it.
I tried to get for it at least.
I mean, I guess he wants to test his statistics.
So I guess we should be training as well, right?
Yes, Kadeem. You should train for the game.
Chad, I'm gifting him too. Guys, go rate him. Go rate him.
I'm gifting him now.
Well, what the heck? There's a lot of people.
Chad, go follow him.
Okay, there we go. I believe that I gifted him now.
Wait, what happened? Thanks for your subs.
Is this really happening?
Chat go keep reading him keep following him. All right now. Let me uh, take up on notifications for now
Because I don't need to be at the yo better
Well, I'm not surprised he wants a one one me though. I think he's actually good with
the game.
Kadeem thinks I'm good. All right, chat. Love Kadeem, bro. Everybody go follow him.
Go show him love. Chama, get off, bro.
Thanks.
All right, chat. I'm gonna get off. W. Kadeem. Chat. Remember, God first, God
bless. Oh, and in case I don't see you.