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Chat by the way y'all

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Chat today we have no high-vives for two hours

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No, he's not fired y'all. He's going to the dentist bro. He's going to the dentist

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No high-vives for two hours chat. Let's get a sadge into the chat. Let's get a SpongeBob sad into the chat guys

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Yeah, well, it's like it's like when uh, it's like when the other the the the teacher isn't in bro

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Hardtopia they come into your one blue face they come into your one champions league, bro

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I don't care about champions league, bro

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Liverpool lost fucking

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Barca lost like what is there to even watch bro? Oh

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My god this game just kicked off. Oh, this game would be a peak-ass game. Yo, Jack early prediction, bro

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Byron's winning UCL mm

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Or does PSG go back to back chat? What club is better here?

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By an old battery stanch. I'm old dude. I'm gonna be honest could PSG go back to back

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Seeing majority people saying Bayern bro, bro, but chat

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The thing is I

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I don't know. I want to say Bayern wins champions league because of Kimmich. But I don't know,

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could PSG go back to back? I really don't know, bro. Atletico vs Arsenal. Whoever wins

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between Atletico, dude. Okay, Arsenal is going to make UCL finals. But I don't know if

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they're going to win, dude. I don't know. We'll see. I watched Arsenal play sporting

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and I was not impressed, so I'm just gonna keep it a bug.

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I never change

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I pay attention how you change

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I'm never exposing my pain

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I'm hanging up on my hang

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I swear how we know it's dying

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I ain't saying niggas keep your chains

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How to kill me, meet up the bad

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You know I'm no stuff

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We be with them boys, they ain't no gorillas

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This hundred mooses, me and my niggas

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They got the bitch and I swear I don't feel them

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We can't see no stretchin' you know we gon' help

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you

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spider big move auto death thing about a pain about oh Bob oh why are you not

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playing roller Sunday anymore Babbo I don't know if anybody told you bro but

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all of the console players like all the top console people went to went to PC

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there is no roller Sunday man sadge in the chat stopping went to PC Mingo went

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to PC Richie went to PC skype with the PC I went to PC Lou went to PC Jay

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with the PC raids in pro league casing with the PC. You have you been gone for a year? Bro,

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there is no road or Sundays, bro. Those days are gone. Bro, but it's kind of cool, bro. It's

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good that things are progressing, I think. Do you ever look at it like this, right?

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But in life, don't be sad that something ended.

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Be grateful that it ever even happened.

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That's something I learned, bro.

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And fuck it, bro.

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That's a quote of the day, dude.

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That's a quote of the day.

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Don't be sad that something's over.

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Be glad that it ever even happened in the first place, bro.

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those rotors Sunday days bro is long gone.

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Cason is going to be a pro in two months when he turns 18, he's playing pro

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league, stoppins in pro league, Richie's in T2 on PC, Mingos in T2 on PC, Jay's on

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PC, Luzon PC, Raid is in pro league.

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Like bro, there is no rotors Sundays on console, but I do think we'll be able

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to do some really cool events on PC siege.

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We already did one on Sunday.

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But check I've been playing PCC's bro. Dude. I have like a 2kd

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Talking proper as a fuck with my head. Oh, yeah, I've been like bro. I have been literally grinding

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Guys I played

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Guys I played League this morning

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So is there a way I can show y'all the match chat. How do I show y'all?

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It was actually my best my best match yet kills wise here it is chat look

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Now chat. Here is my league match history on Hecarim.

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Defeat. Defeat. Defeat. Defeat.

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All right. Yo, guys. This was this morning. I was playing off stream.

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Um, I was getting, where is he at?

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Chat, which one is morgue? This guy break Brad and homie. Yeah.

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This morgue was literally harassing me. Yo bro, I don't know what it is.

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Support players in League of Legends do not shut the fuck up. They do not stop typing

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from start to finish of the game. Support players in League do not shut up! Shut up! Shut the

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fuck up! So, chat, let me explain what happened. I was the worst player on my team, like I always

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am. I'm basically a blunt, bro. I just get passed around like a fucking blunt when I play League.

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I was the worst player on my team. I was trying my hardest to not feed the enemies, though,

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because there's one thing I can control that's not feeding them deaths. I actually

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started out this game 1-0 and I had five assists. I was trying to gank a lot, but I

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had two blunders where I tried to gank and I ran into a tower. I'm just bad at the game,

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but I'll get better. But I was 1-0. These guys were doing really good on

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our team, this guy especially. They were basically telling more to stop fucking

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feeding and charging up the enemies but more got so mad he just started feeding

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them towards the end of the game and that's how this happened this Caitlyn was

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legendary every time you were in the vicinity of Caitlyn she would just

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rip your head off bro so I had like I got three or four deaths at the end of the

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game just walking into Caitlyn but this guy hinted and I hinted just because I

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suck I wasn't trying to end but this guy was actually trying to end he was

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like just ff ff ff

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i don't know what's up with support players

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oh and he told my team to report me 20 times

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bro support players do not shut the f**k up they just type

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i actually don't think support players do anything but that type

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they just type shut up

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see yeah that was the lead crash out this morning i literally played one game

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and already wanted to die i played one game

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And I already wanted to die, bro.

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Play class with Riley, chat.

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I miss, I'm not gonna lie, I've been missing Clash

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and I've been missing my boy Riley.

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I probably will soon.

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Hero Boulder's coming out.

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I was actually gonna play some class today.

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But I think Hero Boulder's dropping.

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So now I buffed my deck a lot.

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But yes, I've been missing my boy Riley, man.

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And yes, I'm gonna be running soon.

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Why is this muted?

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Why is this muddlin'?

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All right chat, rules for today.

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We are not allowed to get off until we lose.

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Same with chess.

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We are not allowed to get off until we lose.

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Check me to a place.

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But yeah, bro, I've been missing Clash, bro.

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I've been missing Riley, I've been missing my clanmate.

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I don't miss Super Salvo.

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Easy.

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All right, so he goes hog first play and I don't have mini pekka so it's gonna be a miserable fucking day!

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Hog, XZ, NATO, Rocket, Goblins.

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If this guy's using the default deck, I actually match up really well against this deck, but I'm in league too with 5 days left of the season so this guy's deck is probably chopped.

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I wanted an Ultimate Championship but I only have 5 days to do so.

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He might have goblins oh

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This guy's using a og hog deck hog rider. I shouldn't mini P. I need to save many people dog

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This guy's using stop emotic this guy's using hog rider

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Valkyrie

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Eggsy he should have tornado a

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A giant would be a blunder here because he just has he just has XZ in hand.

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I guarantee you Chad he's going to hog the bridge right he's going to hog the bridge

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right now.

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Oh he didn't do it early enough so now his hog can't tank for the XZ.

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Let's pre-cycle minions.

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I could rip a oh that was okay that was his first mistake of the game.

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He giant or he I can't speak English bad Tesla.

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He's going to earthquake row breaking through against earthquakes going to be hard.

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We're going to have to use the giant.

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This guy's not using evolution executioner though.

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Let's go bolder the back.

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But Chad I got my old clan back bro.

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I got my old name back.

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We got a bunch of the OGs back.

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Feel good.

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I'm going to go witch here to just see if he has rocket.

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I probably should have went other lane, but you know what?

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I actually definitely should have went other lane.

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I don't know what I'm doing.

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Wow.

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What a Tesla.

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This guy's actually not bad.

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Ro, why does he have earthquake in a tornado deck?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Oh my God, I'm gonna get so much boulder value here.

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Holy shit.

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I can't wait until the healer boulder

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is actually out in the game.

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Mini Pete.

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Roll.

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Nice.

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Okay.

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Mini Pete wants out the hog.

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Yes, Vamo.

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Bro, the executioner might be the most defensive troop in the entire game.

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I can't break through this fucker.

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Oh my God!

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Nice!

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Boulder rolls the scallion!

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Can I predict the Tesla?

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Nine.

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The giant!

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The giant!

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The giant!

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Yes!

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He's got talent.

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I didn't think that was going to be tower check.

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I need to upgrade my emotes.

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No don't shush me buddy.

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You got worked.

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We are not getting off until we lose.

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I need to upgrade my emotes.

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What's up, y'all?

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Jinxy vs. the OGs.

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The OG Jinxy vs. Clan babe.

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Is that actually balls?

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Say Wulahi.

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Is that actually balls?

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Oh my gosh.

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dude our clan is active still 23 members online wow yo I missed y'all boys bro

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that ass I missed yo I missed y'all boys man I missed y'all shall we got to play

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with Riley again bro we have to play with Riley again soon soon soon I I got

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to get reunited with rather well chat is Riley on right now you think or no take

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me to Atlas I can't imagine victim of heartbreak and I'm so bad Mitch okay oh I

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wish I giant hero chat should I okay I was gonna all right this is gonna be

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really I need to let the oh my god this is a big counter push nice see I let the

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baby dragon lock the tower that way she doesn't hit my wick skeleton

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what where do my skillies go what it's fine he has no electric if you defend

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this I swear to God he has no electric okay the minions are gonna take our

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he has no electric he has no electric wait minions don't add to the put he

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He has enough for a vow!

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We have five days to successfully reclaim our throne and ultimate champion as one of the

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best giant graveyard players in the world and I'm going to do so.

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Alright, I got to play slower in the intro instead of the game.

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He goes baby dragon the back behind tower.

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That's going to be annoying to deal with because it's just going to sit there and feed away

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at my giant for three minutes.

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So I have to go high witch once it locks.

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I want to go mini pekka for his mini pekka.

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Nice, okay.

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My only responsibility is to make sure my witch does not die.

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That's my only responsibility.

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Make sure she doesn't die.

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Push.

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And she's dead.

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Bro, I mean if he can just put a Valkyrie on it, there's nothing I can fucking do.

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I mean, the Valkyrie has 9,000 health.

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Alright.

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If I rip Giant Graveyard, he doesn't have Herovao or Evovalk in hand yet.

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I need to go guards instantly to DPS, or minions instantly to DPS the guards.

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Guys, I don't know if we can win unless we get a crazy Giant Push.

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Cause he's gonna keep poisoning my graveyard.

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evo snow all right um I feel like the only way I could win this is by pushing

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this lane I know this seems stupid but I have to keep my mini back out life

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he's gonna go guards I have to go arrows oh my god the arrows are gonna hit

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the guards mini-pecker level up yes mini-pecker hit the tower the tower

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mini-pecker what are you hitting mini-pecker the tower not the mini-pecker

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I think mini pekka is bad now, Jinxies should change his deck.

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Can you guys give me a deck?

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Byron or PSG?

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Byron.

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Wait, is Minipek a bad?

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Whoa, wait, High Score, what is this deck?

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Evo Bats?

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High Score, what is this deck?

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Let's try it.

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I don't even know if I know how to use this thing.

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How does this guy work?

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High score, I'm gonna try your deck.

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I'm gonna try your deck.

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This guy's been playing for one year,

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and I've been playing for 10.

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If I lose, I'm like a joke.

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Okay, this is interesting.

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Giant Skeleton graveyard with the goblin hut.

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This deck looks like it would be really good.

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It looks like it's very defensive.

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I actually had my best season ever with Giant Skeleton.

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Yeah, I don't know if Giant Greyguard

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is actually that good of a deck, to be honest.

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Like, I'm pretty good with it,

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but I don't know if it's that good.

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That might've been the most satisfying Giant Skeleton

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I've ever seen in my life.

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Okay.

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I don't know what the Barbarian Barrel does.

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Let's see.

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Oh, oh, oh, wait, okay.

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That's actually quite good.

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Okay, Dark Goggins, interesting.

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Berserker, wow, okay, the Berserker still does nothing.

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Giant Skeleton to give the furnace more value.

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Bats to early DPS with Dark, yes.

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Only one bat aggro, that's pretty unfortunate.

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Giant Skeleton. Alright, that should be enough to minimize the cart. Yep. Nice.

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Bro, that's actually getting ranged by the furnace.

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Keep it alive!

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What?

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I messed up my ability. It's okay. Bro, this deck looks really one-dimensional and easy to play.

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I like this. High score, this is right up my alley. This deck's hyper defensive.

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And you just chip them out of the game with the poison in the graveyard.

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I'm gonna separate my giant skeleton from my furnace, that way the mortar doesn't splash.

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I think it's still gonna splash.

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Maybe we go evo-bats? No, I should've stayed poison.

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Guys, I would've did so much more damage if I didn't go evo-bats.

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Wait, let me- hold up!

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Oh my go-

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OH! The giant skeleton connected!

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Yo, the stack is insane. We've taken zero damage. First game with the stack.

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Bro, the giant skeletons literally gonna shut everything down.

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I think we just graveyard again.

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Oh! The fire spirit jumped into the goblin!

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Dark goblin dead? Nice guys.

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Okay, the stack's broken. I'm not even gonna hold you.

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I predicted the minor and took zero damage.

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I took zero damage with this deck.

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Chat zero fucking damage?

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Zero?

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Yeah, we gotta play with rally again one day soon.

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I missed my goat poison the firecrack.

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Yeah, maybe we play the new season together when the hero board comes out.

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I wonder how high I could actually get on ladder in five days.

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I still never got my top 1k and dude. I love the goblin hut. It's so good to get

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Dude, I'm gonna be honest. I know it seems stupid to tank but now I have a crazy counter push

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Never mind he just goes mega knight because

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Why does everybody use this fucking card in low leagues? I don't understand

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Why does everybody use this card

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All right, let's go furnace the back guy at the way guy at the way guy at the furnace the back

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I'm up elixir you can tell by how slow it was to respond

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You normally shouldn't poison executioners because they're so tanky

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But my hand was kind of shit. Oh good barbara. No

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Oh my god, I actually barbrile just in time to keep our exy alive see bro I still got it man

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Now I feel like it's a good idea to start with this but he's gonna hog the bridge

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All right well now if you hog the bridge it's just your turn okay

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Oh what do we do about her god I did not miss this card Jesus Christ I hate this card

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I guess we just yo is this guy using like the the the jinxy hatred deck what is

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this I have to go barbara hi to snipe the the firecracker bro this guy's using

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Holy spear goblins.

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Sorry champ.

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Dude, I have... wait, I don't want to activate King.

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Is that going to kill her?

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No, it's not because she's fucking broken!

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It's fine, we pulled her to the other lane.

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What?

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What?

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What is the log do that?

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What is the log do that?

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He yawned after winning by 80 health.

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Beyond after winning by 80 hell

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I'm actually I'm actually good at life

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His hog did that weird like rub glitch

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All right, come on no more losing

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Okay, how much do you want to bet shot this guy's using mortar?

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Goblin Gang plus Giant Skeleton Gang.

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How much do you want to bet this guy's using mortar?

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Alright.

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Never mind.

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What the fuck is he using?

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It's actually not a bad bar barrel at all.

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What is wrong with your brain?

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Oh my fucking god, there's legitimately no way.

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Brother, brother, brother, brother.

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You are using recruits?

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Alright, I'm gonna need the Evo Furnace.

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How is that 2,000 damage?

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I guess I could have defended that better, but Jesus.

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Wow, so when you use the Barbaryl,

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you actually gain health when you use the Ability.

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Okay, I'm not losing.

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Let's go.

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I, Nicholas, Jinxie will never lose again.

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Bats to the side to stay out of the ice wizard's radius.

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Fuck yeah, perfect bats placement.

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Honestly, I feel like I defended that like Muhammad Light.

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Alright, now we just fucking calm down and we relax.

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Giant Skeleton at the back.

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Does he have a spell for this? I feel like I should probably be going off something with my furnace here, but I'm a sack of shit.

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Yo, this might sound manic, but I'm pretty sure my Evo furnace is just going to get infinite value now.

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Yeah, this guy I've actually never seen a furnace get more value than this in my life

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We're gonna go early poison that way dark Goggins doesn't hit our furnace and I think we just graveyard again

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Bro, I'm getting so much

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Look at how much value the furnace is getting. Oh my god

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pre-bar barrel

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This three fire spirits on the floor. Oh my god

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But it's still not about to take tower, but it's starting something great.

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Early bats, maybe go berserker to distract the icemen so that way the bats live.

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This is the closest battle of my career.

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I knew it.

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I knew it.

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I had to go hut first.

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I'm washed.

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What am I losing to?

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Nine.

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I'm washed guys. I'm washed. I'm washed as balls. I'm washed, bro. All right, next loss to them all.

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Why am I so washed Jesus? All right, I'm not getting off until I lose one more time. This

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could turn into a 37 hour stream because I'm not going to lose. I'm going to hit number one

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It's poisoning that good.

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It should be because her invisibility cloak won't work because it's poison.

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If this guy cloaks, I swear to God, all right.

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That was actually really bad.

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How much does that ability cost?

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One or two?

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One, right?

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God, I am lost.

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Ooh, he went too early.

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Wait a minute.

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The bats.

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know the ice spirit. Okay. Bats are kind of good in this map or not map. Bats got a good

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in this deck because it's not as expensive as minions. Let's go berserker out the back.

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I'll be able to get ultimate champion. I have five days to do so. Goblin up in the

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middle we'll let that wait that berserker is gonna give good value nice maybe

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we can graveyard with the berserker and then get a really good poison thinking

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something like that nice berserker hit the queen but I'm the queen okay she's

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one health bats high he's gonna ability good now it's ability space

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I think I'm going to get good at this deck when I had my peak season when I was one off

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of 3000 metals.

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It was literally like a deck very similar to this.

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It was giant skeleton graveyard curse zap instead of poison.

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Bro curse zap was so fun with graveyard you can like instantly win games.

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Oh people have brain cells they like never give you value good poison. Hey

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Good little poison here, bro hold up

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Barbriel should finish her off

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All right, of course the barbrel just doesn't finish her off

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Bro our defense is perfect. We're not getting up to be lose one more time

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I don't know if it was bad to poison the cannon, because now we can't get the tower.

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Predict the piggies?

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Thought it would be kind of crazy, but I'm sorry, but there's just no way you can do

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damage against me.

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I have a goblin hut and a furnace, like what are you going to do?

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Do you have earthquake or something?

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Well, that's his only hope of damage.

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Yeah.

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With evo pigs, it's still just getting brutally mugged by the furnace.

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I would say I have like a really big hard counter here.

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Let's go barbarao now to try to keep him alive!

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Almost!

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I should have barbaraoed earlier.

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Fuck!

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Wait!

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The princess is distracted!

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Yes!

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So much damage!

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This deck is so good.

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I just need to stop playing like shit and I can actually use seat today and just go on a 20 game streak

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Giant Scali plus graveyard and that's game boys pre-barrel for the delivery nice pre-barrel again into the tower

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That's how it's done

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Fucking mobbed don't ever set foot in arena with me again

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Let's go.

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I'm not going to lose a singular game until it's in the champion.

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Honestly, with five days left in the season, there's no reason why I should lose to anyone.

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Okay, in that scenario, I should be furnishing opposite lane.

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Wait, barrel.

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That's damage.

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Yeah. Oh my God, it's a lot of damage. Holy shit.

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All right, he's going to get a lot of damage, but the dark

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goblin was really aggressive. Also, the dark goblin is his best

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response to graveyard. He might have a gang. Let's see. I'm

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going to go. Dude, this is a huge push. Yeah, he does have a

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I'm telling you, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, yes, yes.

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Let's, should I berserker or furnace to get to the Evo?

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Will the furnace kill the dark goblin?

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It's gonna die to the dart wait wait wait jump. Yes, I can't afford any more dart damage. I'm sorry

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Honestly this I shouldn't be losing to I was fucking 2700 metals before there's no reason why I should be losing

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It's not even a backfire ball

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That was the worst gray guard in my human existence and I'm a sack of fucking garbage.

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I should poison all this, or I have no elixir.

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But we're in double, so we're good.

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Beautiful boys!

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Okay.

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Beautiful girls all over the world.

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I should be chasing but my time will be wasted.

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Oh, I should have went back to early to keep the furnace alive.

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Chat, why did I just waste my furnace? What am I doing?

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Hot gear.

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I have the barrel.

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Oh no, that was bad, that was bad.

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If he goes down the barrel, it's gonna do damage.

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Alright, not anymore.

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He has no fireball, so we can furnace like this.

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Bro, what if I predict the goblin gang with the poison?

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NICE!

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Fuck yeah.

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Bat's here.

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Okay.

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Giant's got a love.

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There's no reason why I should be losing at this metal range.

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Oh my god!

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I missed the princess.

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That was almost the bat.

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predict the goblin gang again he has no other answers yep has to go gang that's

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game let's go guys yes there's no fucking reason why I should be losing at

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lead to that's bullshit let's go I'm not losing I'm gonna go 30 you know until

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you see if I applied 100% of my brain cells and the chat's gonna say that's

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like two brain cells but I don't give a fuck if I applied 100% of my brain cells

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there's no reason why I should lose until ultimate champion

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you got me all in my head you got all right this would be a decent poison

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Let's go poison plus barbrio to keep the furnace alive.

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Nice.

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Back here to DPS the Valkyrie.

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He's using- okay that was the worst arrows I've ever seen in my life and he's gonna

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lose.

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Chad he has dagger duchess so the game's just over because dagger duchess is horrible

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against tanks.

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E-barbs are gonna get melted by the berserker and the giant skelly.

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Berserker's gonna survive on one HP.

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Wow!

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his deck is terrible he's still in the game why the fuck are you using a

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skeleton army in the big two six it's all good we're up a thousand damage

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furnace at the back I'm but I there's no reason why I should lose I should win

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every game in the two every game in the three every game in the four every

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game and lead five and hit lead six. Poison the wizard, Vommel. I don't know why it

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just froze there. Yeah, I just completely I deserve to lose now. Yep, I just froze.

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Okay, that was the worst wizard ability I've ever seen in my life.

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Alright, I think I'm playing against a literal toddler. Or no, that's just the

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average elixir golem player no one that uses elixir golem has a single thought

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behind those eyes if you use elixir golem like you're legitimately a

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idiot okay kind of a bad scar me actually a really bad scar me now we

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graveyard holy poison barbarian barrel here with the help of the fire spirits

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we should go bats the bridge barbell if I would have our build again I would

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check tower wait nine I need to go berserker this way the wizard gets why are

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you witching the bridge what are you doing graveyard that's another down

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a single game let's go full passion bro

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bat flow get to the EVO

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bar barrel the back he goes night the back

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All right, is that actually what we're doing?

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So his plan, oh my god, I might have actually lost, wow.

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Why is he allowed to just eat giant the bridge?

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That's so undisciplined.

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Why is he allowed to just eat giant the bridge?

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I don't understand he the game just started

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What is your poison supposed to slow units down yeah, it does can I eat that?

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Yes

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pause

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Let's go. Good luck. Love. Good luck, buddy. I

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Think we should go opposite lane

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Because he's using beat down

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I guess I have to poison this firecracker?

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This is so fucking cramp.

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Bro, this firecracker is annoying!

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I should have barbed around earlier, but it's okay.

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I guess I have to poison this firecracker? This is so fucking cringe.

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I'm missing arrows right about now.

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Alright.

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I could go furnace.

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Hi.

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That should get a lot of that.

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Why do you have an inferno tower, bro?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, he's using Dutchess.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Yes, that's good poison value!

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Pre-barberal to support the furnace.

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And then let's use Barbarian again because that ability is broken!

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Yes!

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Fire spirit's gone!

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Yes!

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I love when damage just flurries in this game.

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Putt here.

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Predict the...

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EO.

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Alright, this guy's actually a cringe lord.

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Go hits, thank god.

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This could be the loss to your chat, I'm not going to lie.

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It's always a brain-deaddy giant player that's the death of me.

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If you need time, just take your time, honey, I get it, I get it, I get it.

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Furnace to snipe the cracker.

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Graveyard now.

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Hut away from the furnace, that way you can't stack spell value.

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Barbaro plus giant skeleton bomb should kill this

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Bro, hold up

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This guy's deck is so fucking chopped

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He's going for the lightning cycle I

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Need to this push needs to win the game or I lose this push needs to win the game

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He has no duchess snipe so let's just keep spamming him. Oh my god really good bats

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Guys, he has no Duchess knives.

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Can I get you some firecracker diff? The bats? The bats? Please God.

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YES!

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YOU'RE MY SON!

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YOU'RE MY SON!

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JP Cullin. JP Cullin.

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Oh my god!

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track he had no duchess knives and we exposed that shit

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Okay next up a plan against mukiti

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All I'm saying is bro, I should go undefeated all the way to ultimate champion if I don't I'm washed

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Starting now obviously the first two losses don't count now. I'm in flow state. Okay

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Let's go hot here because the spears are going to DPS, the dark rents, and then they're going to go to the left to distract the mini-pecker.

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Unless that dashes, I was going to say if that dashes, that's game.

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But the only thing about this deck is I don't have any ground units. It's literally just the berserker, but like, wait, the furnace is going to live.

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Listen, I'm going to giant Skelly, but wait, I don't think he has a small spell in hand.

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He messed up the furthest in the life that's game.

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Oh my god, live, live, live, live, live, yes!

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Suck my nuts!

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Let's go.

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That's the complete and utter dominance I'm talking about.

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Giant Skeletons, rebar barrel?

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Brother, is that a three crown?

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That's a three crown.

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Wallahi, that's a three crown.

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Okay, sorry for saying Wallahi. I thought that was though. I'm going to be honest, Jen, I actually thought that was a 3-crown. Dead ass, dead ass. I actually thought that was a 3-crown.

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PSG is 3-2? What? Graveyard? Yeah, but if I go naked graveyard, it's not going to do any damage. Remember, if you do a naked graveyard, it does no damage. But if you support it with a tank, it does.

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I probably should have waited till double extra do that, but it's okay

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Because if you go graveyard giant you can do it but graveyard giant skeleton you can single

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Never put down a naked graveyard

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Let's go I love this tech yo high score appreciate you guys the high score you can get me bro. You know me high score

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Either we push really high with this deck, but I only have five days

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Bro, I have not made it all this season.

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I have five days to hit Ultimate Champion.

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Jump!

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Fireball plus bats.

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My hands kind of shit so I'm just going to do this.

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That might have been the worst poison of my life.

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Yeah, I think this mega knight is going to take my whole tower.

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I spent way too much elixir guys.

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How would you defend this if you were me?

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We have to sack the tower Yeah see but as soon as I start playing like a piece of shit

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I just lose I spent way too much elixir in single

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Okay it is winnable I need a graveyard with this berserker though because I'm up a little

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bit.

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All right, he doesn't burn out. There's no way this guy's elixir for the graveyard. I refuse to believe it

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All right

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Of course he does

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Yeah, I mean first loss it's just on me I got to you know what no I'm coming back

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Coming back

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We have to start building up a big bush. We have a minute 20. I should probably eat this and just go bats.

55:11.940 --> 55:18.940
He's kind of spreading out damage a little bit. I want to go furnace to like snipe.

55:18.940 --> 55:30.380
Alright, that's gonna die.

55:30.380 --> 55:32.780
Our only- wait, no way!

55:32.780 --> 55:33.780
He just sold.

55:33.780 --> 55:38.620
OH MY GOD WHAT A DUMB ASS!

55:38.620 --> 55:42.020
You're so dumb!

55:42.020 --> 55:46.420
He thought he didn't have to defend it but he did.

55:46.420 --> 55:48.420
And now that's in poison range.

55:48.420 --> 55:50.420
We're gonna take tower

55:52.500 --> 55:57.300
I need to go early baths again that mega knight says good is dead that hogs as good as dead

56:02.100 --> 56:04.100
Giant scallop in the back

56:08.820 --> 56:10.820
Those bats are gonna do a little bit of damage oh

56:13.140 --> 56:17.320
Watch this I can distract the inferno with bats this way he doesn't DPS my

56:17.320 --> 56:24.320
My giant Skelly is going to be full HP, and I'm running Zap to Bats, all good, all good,

56:24.320 --> 56:25.320
all good.

56:25.320 --> 56:29.000
I'm going to go giant Skelly again to keep this Furnace alive and then get double bomb

56:29.000 --> 56:30.760
damage.

56:30.760 --> 56:32.960
I should definitely poison this.

56:32.960 --> 56:36.200
Yep, that's a dead dart goblin.

56:36.200 --> 56:44.560
Furnace low is going to hog the bridge any second now.

56:44.560 --> 56:46.400
We have a ball game, boys.

56:46.400 --> 56:50.600
I'm going to go bats over here because I don't want him to get zap damage on my tower.

56:50.600 --> 56:52.640
Oh, I said I'm going to come back.

56:52.640 --> 56:54.040
I have to do it.

56:54.040 --> 57:06.840
No excuses.

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He's going to zap the bats.

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But wait a minute.

57:12.480 --> 57:15.800
Guys, he can't zap the furnace now.

57:15.800 --> 57:19.460
That furnace is gonna live. He has to meganite, but if he meganites won't be able to

57:19.620 --> 57:25.280
Won't be able to afford graveyard damage and if he doesn't do anything the furnace. Oh my god

57:28.080 --> 57:32.520
We're winning we're winning we're winning for the first time all game for the first time

57:35.180 --> 57:38.360
No, no, no for Zercher health Zercher, please

57:38.360 --> 57:44.480
Is he going to go in Furna in the middle?

57:44.480 --> 57:45.480
Woah.

57:45.480 --> 57:48.480
Okay, I shouldn't be Giant Skeleton in the Bricks like that.

57:48.480 --> 57:51.480
Oh God.

57:51.480 --> 57:57.440
Bat saved me, Furnace.

57:57.440 --> 57:58.440
Somebody help!

57:58.440 --> 58:01.040
Oh my God, the Hoggables got a hit!

58:01.040 --> 58:03.600
30 seconds shot, we're barely winning.

58:03.600 --> 58:10.880
Let's take our guaranteed damage when we can get it.

58:10.880 --> 58:11.880
Oh no.

58:11.880 --> 58:12.880
Oh no!

58:12.880 --> 58:25.920
I put the goblin nut into the- that's game, I just lost.

58:25.920 --> 58:32.600
I don't know if I won or lost, I'm gonna be honest.

58:32.600 --> 58:37.600
Yes, what a comeback!

58:37.720 --> 58:40.680
J.P. Calden, J.P. Calden.

58:40.680 --> 58:45.680
Oh my God, chat, I won by 55, damn it.

58:45.680 --> 58:50.680
Oh my God, oh my God, I won by 55, wow.

58:56.320 --> 58:59.120
The Winstree continues, the Winstree continues.

58:59.120 --> 59:02.920
Okay, bats the back.

59:02.920 --> 59:03.920
Whoa!

59:03.920 --> 59:04.920
Whoa!

59:04.920 --> 59:05.920
Whoa!

59:05.920 --> 59:06.920
Whoa!

59:06.920 --> 59:07.920
Whoa!

59:07.920 --> 59:08.920
Whoa!

59:08.920 --> 59:09.920
Whoa!

59:09.920 --> 59:10.920
Whoa!

59:10.920 --> 59:11.920
Whoa!

59:11.920 --> 59:12.920
Stop, stop!

59:12.920 --> 59:13.920
Where's my Goblin Hut?

59:13.920 --> 59:14.920
Oh my God.

59:14.920 --> 59:15.920
Goblin Hut's eighth card.

59:15.920 --> 59:16.920
Wow.

59:16.920 --> 59:17.920
That is so unfortunate.

59:17.920 --> 59:18.920
He goes Valkyrie Hog the Bridge and Goblin Hut's eighth card.

59:18.920 --> 59:19.920
Okay, let's start thanking.

59:19.920 --> 59:26.000
All right, he's using a home made deck.

59:26.000 --> 59:28.660
Valkyrie hog rider plus goblin barrel

59:33.800 --> 59:35.800
He has firecracker

59:44.600 --> 59:48.680
He has hog in hand now there's a chance he hogs I

59:48.680 --> 59:56.760
I shouldn't John's going about what all right this guy's using like half log bait half hog

59:57.560 --> 01:00:00.940
Right should be up elixir though. Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie. I should be up elixir

01:00:01.880 --> 01:00:03.880
Maybe we graveyard here

01:00:05.860 --> 01:00:07.860
We have barbara already

01:00:11.360 --> 01:00:14.680
Well the barbara doesn't reach that far my god

01:00:18.680 --> 01:00:26.680
Goblinhut should full counter this, well with the help of the Barbarian at least.

01:00:26.680 --> 01:00:28.680
Now the Spears are being tanked for.

01:00:28.680 --> 01:00:31.680
I'm gonna have to come back again.

01:00:31.680 --> 01:00:33.680
This is such a fucking grind.

01:00:33.680 --> 01:00:37.680
We should go Furnace opposite lane to not giving Spell Value.

01:00:37.680 --> 01:00:41.680
I don't know what his other Spell is, but it could be Fireball.

01:00:41.680 --> 01:00:44.680
I have a feeling it's probably Fireball.

01:00:44.680 --> 01:00:51.680
Giant Skeleton to keep the furnace alive.

01:00:51.680 --> 01:00:55.280
Graveyard, because we have a tank.

01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:56.520
Oh no.

01:00:56.520 --> 01:01:02.520
I have to get the goblin hut ready for the hog.

01:01:02.520 --> 01:01:06.680
Come on graveyard, do something, fuck!

01:01:06.680 --> 01:01:09.160
I'm gonna have to start doing prediction poisons on this guy.

01:01:09.160 --> 01:01:11.200
He's gonna hog right now.

01:01:11.200 --> 01:01:12.200
Nice.

01:01:12.200 --> 01:01:13.200
Okay.

01:01:13.200 --> 01:01:21.520
That's high, barbed rail low, taking my damage, and this dumb bitch is still alive.

01:01:21.520 --> 01:01:24.520
God, I really do hate this character.

01:01:24.520 --> 01:01:28.480
Oh my God, this is such a stupid fucking character.

01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:36.680
Alright, he's gonna haul right now, nice, put that into the poison, nice, barbed rail

01:01:36.680 --> 01:01:40.520
high up to kill the dart, nice.

01:01:40.520 --> 01:01:41.240
WHAT?!

01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:43.360
I should have barbed lower.

01:01:48.520 --> 01:01:50.760
Bask-Boss Berserker, no damage, please, God!

01:01:54.880 --> 01:01:55.840
Furnace, help!

01:02:10.520 --> 01:02:16.920
wait wait the giant's got like oh my god oh no I put the furnace in the wrong

01:02:16.920 --> 01:02:23.560
name that could be the end of the game I'm not even kidding no no we're good

01:02:23.560 --> 01:02:30.760
we're good we're good remember guys I have to save my barbaryl for only the

01:02:30.760 --> 01:02:38.800
hogs for the the goblins sorry here we go this push could win or lose us the

01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:47.020
game. Barbell, re-roll, re-roll! This firecracker is unkillable, dude. There's

01:02:47.020 --> 01:02:50.320
nothing I can do about it.

01:02:54.560 --> 01:03:01.640
You're so bad! Oh, you're yawning! Let me see your stats. I can't kill the Dark

01:03:01.640 --> 01:03:06.640
without overspending. I can't kill the firecracker without overspending.

01:03:09.640 --> 01:03:16.640
Nice win, bro. You're an absolute god to your player. Nice win, bro. You're such a fucking good player.

01:03:16.640 --> 01:03:25.640
All right, chat. 38-day streak in chess. Guys, I've been on a crazy winning streak. I'm almost 480 low.

01:03:25.640 --> 01:03:27.640
I'm all look

01:03:29.420 --> 01:03:31.160
Polish player

01:03:31.160 --> 01:03:33.160
car recon defense

01:03:33.320 --> 01:03:35.560
Hillbilly attack

01:03:35.560 --> 01:03:38.480
How does the ability attack work again? I look you forgot I

01:03:39.400 --> 01:03:41.800
Have to go Bishop here and then get this palm chain going

01:03:43.240 --> 01:03:47.440
Bro, no, I messed up. I messed up the order. Oh my god. It's supposed to go Bishop first then come on chain

01:03:55.640 --> 01:04:03.320
Wow, I messed up literally everything about this match I was supposed to go Bishop first

01:04:03.320 --> 01:04:06.320
then paunching.

01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:13.200
This could be our first time ever hitting 400 up today if I just lock in wait I just

01:04:13.200 --> 01:04:19.680
blundered upon what am I doing oh my god he's too stupid to realize oh wait I just

01:04:19.680 --> 01:04:22.680
All right. Am I like brain death? All right.

01:04:27.680 --> 01:04:29.680
I'm never this bad guys, I swear.

01:04:32.680 --> 01:04:33.680
He's gonna go. Okay.

01:04:36.680 --> 01:04:38.680
I forgot how the hillbilly attack works.

01:04:38.680 --> 01:04:40.680
My knight's pin.

01:04:43.680 --> 01:04:44.680
This is a good palm push here.

01:04:44.680 --> 01:04:52.620
bush here. Bro, my knight is pinned because if I move my knight I lose my queen. So what

01:04:52.620 --> 01:05:00.100
I'm going to do is I'm going to push this here and then we have to check. It's totally

01:05:00.100 --> 01:05:04.700
fine. I don't give a fuck about that. Now what are you going to do? He has to move

01:05:04.700 --> 01:05:07.780
his queen. Oh, he actually doesn't have to move his queen. He's so cool because

01:05:07.780 --> 01:05:12.980
developed it tonight and that's why developing a night is so important.

01:05:15.540 --> 01:05:26.180
All right this is check, but that check doesn't do anything because that check

01:05:26.180 --> 01:05:30.220
does nothing because you can just push his pawn here.

01:05:30.220 --> 01:05:33.860
All right I don't know what the point of that was that might have been the worst.

01:05:33.860 --> 01:05:42.060
Oh, he took my rook I thought he was just checking me to check me I didn't know he took my rook

01:05:42.060 --> 01:05:49.340
but I'm not warmed up at all no way bro this is all because I lost my pawn

01:05:54.540 --> 01:05:58.040
for a few queen trades I think I lose my queen is my only hope of winning

01:05:58.040 --> 01:06:06.100
I believe like dog shit this match guys we didn't queen trade we have a chance hold up

01:06:06.100 --> 01:06:20.580
Yeah, he did not queen trade.

01:06:20.580 --> 01:06:21.580
I can't trade anything.

01:06:21.580 --> 01:06:26.260
If I trade anything, I lose.

01:06:26.260 --> 01:06:27.860
If I trade anything, I lose.

01:06:27.860 --> 01:06:29.180
There's one trade.

01:06:29.180 --> 01:06:31.460
That wasn't my decision, though.

01:06:31.460 --> 01:06:33.300
You know what, guys?

01:06:33.300 --> 01:06:41.420
I wouldn't normally say this, but like, I'm at such a low elo to where I think I could

01:06:41.420 --> 01:06:53.580
still win, even down nine, okay, I need to find a way to check this fucker.

01:06:53.580 --> 01:07:01.100
That's a check, but then I lose my.

01:07:01.100 --> 01:07:03.140
I want to get this going, this Bishop going,

01:07:03.140 --> 01:07:04.900
that way I can get this Rook going.

01:07:06.420 --> 01:07:07.580
You know, he might be on material,

01:07:07.580 --> 01:07:11.120
but his Rooks are producing fuck all for him right now.

01:07:11.120 --> 01:07:12.620
I feel like this guy should have been castled,

01:07:12.620 --> 01:07:14.220
I'm not even gonna lie to you.

01:07:23.780 --> 01:07:24.860
This is a sexy flag,

01:07:24.860 --> 01:07:27.060
because he might just tunnel vision on the Rook.

01:07:31.100 --> 01:07:40.300
He just loses his night there.

01:07:40.300 --> 01:07:42.300
What are you going to do?

01:07:42.300 --> 01:07:45.500
Oh, this guy's actually just better than me, okay.

01:07:45.500 --> 01:07:46.500
No, he's not.

01:07:46.500 --> 01:07:50.020
He's just not material, bro, from like a shitty start.

01:07:50.020 --> 01:07:52.940
He's just not material from a bad fucking start, dude.

01:07:52.940 --> 01:07:58.620
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, bro.

01:07:58.620 --> 01:08:02.780
Is there a way that I could win this match?

01:08:02.780 --> 01:08:05.060
Greatest comeback of all time.

01:08:05.060 --> 01:08:06.060
This is fun.

01:08:06.060 --> 01:08:14.700
Bro, oh my god, I've blundered one piece and he just, what is this guy, like a pro!

01:08:14.700 --> 01:08:15.700
My god!

01:08:15.700 --> 01:08:18.180
No, he's not good, he's ass!

01:08:18.180 --> 01:08:19.180
I just blundered!

01:08:19.180 --> 01:08:37.300
Alright, this is actually so fucking cringe. Bro, I'm just in this endless string of checks

01:08:37.300 --> 01:08:44.580
because I belong there tonight. Alright! You're just gonna keep checking me, bro? I mean, are

01:08:44.580 --> 01:08:47.300
Are you actually this fucking grinch?

01:08:47.300 --> 01:08:48.140
Wait.

01:08:51.260 --> 01:08:52.900
What if I do that with the Bishop?

01:08:53.940 --> 01:08:57.740
Is he just auto losing a, not a knight, a queen here?

01:08:58.640 --> 01:09:01.180
Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:09:01.180 --> 01:09:03.220
Now, remember how chess works.

01:09:03.220 --> 01:09:04.460
He can just keep checking me now

01:09:04.460 --> 01:09:05.380
because I'm down material,

01:09:05.380 --> 01:09:07.300
so he's just gonna check me the whole game.

01:09:07.300 --> 01:09:09.700
There's like nothing I could do.

01:09:09.700 --> 01:09:11.460
That's, I'm actually gonna freak out, bro.

01:09:11.460 --> 01:09:12.820
I was about to be 400 low.

01:09:12.820 --> 01:09:16.820
I was on like a six game winning streak and then it was Blunder of Night and it's all over.

01:09:19.320 --> 01:09:21.020
Oh, and he forced the Queen trade.

01:09:24.920 --> 01:09:26.920
Oh, no, if he does this, this is made, I think.

01:09:27.620 --> 01:09:28.720
Oh, no, no, no, it's not.

01:09:31.420 --> 01:09:32.420
Wait, is that made?

01:09:33.020 --> 01:09:34.820
If his Queen goes right here, is that checkmate?

01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:37.920
Because the Knight hedges that.

01:09:42.820 --> 01:09:47.820
I respect this guy for not Queen Trading.

01:09:47.820 --> 01:09:49.820
Wait.

01:09:49.820 --> 01:09:51.820
Hold up.

01:09:51.820 --> 01:09:54.820
Bro.

01:09:54.820 --> 01:10:03.820
I'm about to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened in the history of chess.

01:10:03.820 --> 01:10:06.820
I'm going to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened in the history of chess.

01:10:06.820 --> 01:10:19.460
chest sign. I'm going to do it. I'm going to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened in

01:10:19.460 --> 01:10:36.580
chess ever. I'm going to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened in chess. I'm going

01:10:36.580 --> 01:10:40.580
I'm going to pull off the greatest comeback that's ever happened to Chas right now.

01:10:40.580 --> 01:11:01.580
It's tumbling.

01:11:01.580 --> 01:11:03.740
I need this bomb to block the queen vision.

01:11:08.540 --> 01:11:15.020
Is that? I'm gonna win, I promise. Oh my god, this will be the best one in my life.

01:11:18.380 --> 01:11:19.900
Wait, is this guy trolling?

01:11:31.580 --> 01:11:38.580
He covered all of his bases here.

01:11:38.580 --> 01:11:45.580
Is there any like cool way to win right now?

01:11:45.580 --> 01:11:46.580
Nine.

01:11:46.580 --> 01:11:49.580
I don't know what to do.

01:11:49.580 --> 01:11:56.580
Oh my God.

01:11:56.580 --> 01:11:59.580
As of right now, let's get our queen to safety.

01:11:59.580 --> 01:12:01.180
and I've lost all of his momentum.

01:12:03.180 --> 01:12:05.800
All of his pieces are separated defensively

01:12:05.800 --> 01:12:07.600
and his queen's kind of on an island.

01:12:08.660 --> 01:12:10.740
Is there any like, wait, Hoda.

01:12:14.020 --> 01:12:16.980
I'm trying to see if there's any like forcing move.

01:12:21.340 --> 01:12:25.460
And I just, that like double night chain is so unbearable.

01:12:26.980 --> 01:12:28.160
Bro, what about this?

01:12:28.160 --> 01:12:31.920
This opens up the floodgates, cause then we can do this.

01:12:34.240 --> 01:12:35.920
Oh, I'm actually an infant.

01:12:35.920 --> 01:12:37.080
I'm literally a toddler.

01:12:39.400 --> 01:12:40.240
Yep.

01:12:40.240 --> 01:12:41.080
All right.

01:12:41.080 --> 01:12:42.080
I'm the worst player of all time.

01:12:44.200 --> 01:12:46.480
Bro, I didn't, oh my God.

01:12:48.000 --> 01:12:50.200
I didn't know that that was gonna happen though.

01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:54.840
Yep.

01:12:54.840 --> 01:12:55.960
And now here's what's gonna happen.

01:12:55.960 --> 01:12:58.460
I'm just, he's just gonna endlessly check me.

01:12:58.460 --> 01:13:00.940
Our only hope is if he blunders his queen.

01:13:02.020 --> 01:13:04.960
He, him blundering his queen is our only hope of winning.

01:13:08.580 --> 01:13:10.460
I need him to hang his queen somehow.

01:13:12.300 --> 01:13:13.540
I'm not in check, hold up.

01:13:13.540 --> 01:13:15.040
Let's take advantage of that.

01:13:16.620 --> 01:13:17.880
This puts him in check.

01:13:19.900 --> 01:13:21.500
Bro, could I check made him with a pawn?

01:13:21.500 --> 01:13:23.540
Oh, okay, I'm actually like the stupidest person

01:13:23.540 --> 01:13:24.380
of all time.

01:13:25.960 --> 01:13:32.120
This puts him in check again.

01:13:32.120 --> 01:13:33.120
I could win this.

01:13:33.120 --> 01:13:34.120
I'm totally, bro.

01:13:34.120 --> 01:13:35.120
I could fucking win this, Chad.

01:13:35.120 --> 01:13:40.120
I'm about to fart.

01:13:40.120 --> 01:13:41.120
Oh.

01:13:41.120 --> 01:13:44.600
Wait, he just hung his queen.

01:13:44.600 --> 01:13:46.600
He's hung his queen.

01:13:46.600 --> 01:13:47.600
Wallahi?

01:13:47.600 --> 01:13:55.200
I'm pretty sure he just hung his queen.

01:13:55.200 --> 01:14:00.000
but he can just trade it. It doesn't matter. This guy's playing so cringe.

01:14:09.040 --> 01:14:11.120
Bro, what if I do, wait, what if he moves?

01:14:14.240 --> 01:14:19.280
Bro, so there's just no way I could win ever in this scenario?

01:14:25.200 --> 01:14:32.200
I don't know how I can win, y'all.

01:14:32.200 --> 01:14:36.200
Guess we'll target the night.

01:14:36.200 --> 01:14:49.200
I don't know how I can win, y'all.

01:14:49.200 --> 01:14:50.800
I don't know how I can win, y'all.

01:14:53.200 --> 01:14:54.700
Guess we'll target the knight.

01:14:55.840 --> 01:14:56.680
I'm just gonna like,

01:14:56.680 --> 01:14:58.720
you're just gonna find a way to check me.

01:14:58.720 --> 01:14:59.640
I don't think you can check me

01:14:59.640 --> 01:15:01.280
out of this position right now.

01:15:01.280 --> 01:15:02.120
Oh.

01:15:03.280 --> 01:15:05.480
All right, bro, can you just take the queen trade?

01:15:05.480 --> 01:15:06.720
If you take the queen trade, you win.

01:15:06.720 --> 01:15:07.960
Okay, there you go.

01:15:07.960 --> 01:15:09.760
Finally, you did it, bro.

01:15:09.760 --> 01:15:10.600
You know what?

01:15:10.600 --> 01:15:12.480
This guy's gonna stalemate though, trust me.

01:15:12.480 --> 01:15:14.680
I'm gonna get him to stalemate.

01:15:14.680 --> 01:15:16.760
Watch, he's gonna take.

01:15:16.760 --> 01:15:17.600
I'm gonna get him to stalemate.

01:15:17.600 --> 01:15:18.440
Don't worry, chat.

01:15:18.440 --> 01:15:27.000
stalemate. I gotta kill this pawn first. We never give up. Yep, now take this pawn.

01:15:28.760 --> 01:15:34.360
Please stalemate, please god stalemate.

01:15:40.440 --> 01:15:44.680
All right, I'm gonna play one more game and I'm just not gonna blunder a piece because that's

01:15:44.680 --> 01:15:49.960
pretty annoying. I need to take my time in the intros. Bro, this guy's almost 400 elo.

01:15:49.960 --> 01:15:56.440
If we win this, we'll get so much fucking elo chat. We will get so much fucking elo if we win this.

01:15:57.320 --> 01:15:59.160
I'm gonna play again, but I'm not gonna blunder.

01:16:03.080 --> 01:16:06.600
Because blundering a piece early game and then playing it through for 20 minutes is like

01:16:06.600 --> 01:16:11.720
actual pain. Oh my god, I'm not even kidding. I think I just shit myself.

01:16:11.720 --> 01:16:22.680
So I drank two cups of coffee today and I think I just shit myself.

01:16:22.680 --> 01:16:30.240
I don't know if that's shit or not, but oh my god I might have actually just shit myself.

01:16:30.240 --> 01:16:35.560
On high-visors even here, oh not that high-visors like gonna wipe my ass I just mean like

01:16:35.560 --> 01:16:42.040
God I might be AFK from the stream for 20 minutes. Wow actually to shit myself. Oh my God

01:16:44.280 --> 01:16:46.280
That actually just happened bro

01:16:52.440 --> 01:16:57.720
Holy queen vision bro, I think I shit myself guys job not even getting

01:17:01.080 --> 01:17:03.320
High-fives wipe his ass no high-fives just wipe my ass

01:17:03.320 --> 01:17:16.320
I'm being derresed.

01:17:16.320 --> 01:17:25.320
Actually that queen makes no sense because now my bishop's blocked.

01:17:25.320 --> 01:17:30.320
Alright, see we didn't blunder any early pieces and now we can actually play chess.

01:17:30.320 --> 01:17:32.320
Last game was AIDS

01:17:33.360 --> 01:17:39.240
This should be my next play and then that that opens up and then this opens up

01:17:42.360 --> 01:17:46.260
This night needs to happen anyway, it's just we can get some more vision over the middle of the board

01:17:48.920 --> 01:17:51.680
Okay, he goes nut Bishop

01:18:00.320 --> 01:18:28.320
I don't like what I'm seeing let's go here to just push this and force the trade I have a feeling he's gonna have some weird fork with his night so I'm just gonna I'm just gonna what's it called I'm just gonna push okay I'm gonna be honest I don't think it was shit I think it was a fart so we're good this is a pretty naughty queen unless he just does that though it doesn't make any sense

01:18:28.320 --> 01:18:33.320
Bro, take, this doesn't even have any brain cells, just take the knife.

01:18:33.320 --> 01:18:38.000
Oh, this guy's just like dumb dumb, okay.

01:18:38.000 --> 01:18:42.080
Now I should do this, because now we have this, and then we have that, and then we have

01:18:42.080 --> 01:18:43.080
this.

01:18:43.080 --> 01:18:45.800
Let's get this knight out, and then let's get this bishop out, and then our rooks

01:18:45.800 --> 01:18:46.800
can look at each other.

01:18:46.800 --> 01:18:49.840
I'm up a whole minute, holy development mod!

01:18:49.840 --> 01:18:56.360
What I'm telling you, I can get 400 elop today, if I ACTUALLY lock in!

01:18:56.360 --> 01:18:58.920
This game is going to give me like 15 elo.

01:18:58.920 --> 01:19:10.840
This game right here is going to give me like 15 elo take.

01:19:10.840 --> 01:19:11.840
His next move is this.

01:19:11.840 --> 01:19:13.640
I don't know why this guy takes forever to do everything.

01:19:13.640 --> 01:19:17.800
I'm not complaining because I'm going to get a time when as long as I don't blunder

01:19:17.800 --> 01:19:20.600
any pieces, I'm going to get an easy time when because this guy's brain is like

01:19:20.600 --> 01:19:21.600
lagging.

01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:24.600
He takes five years to do anything.

01:19:24.600 --> 01:19:27.760
All right, now, wait, wait, wait,

01:19:27.760 --> 01:19:29.060
this is such a good check.

01:19:30.600 --> 01:19:31.580
He can't block.

01:19:33.000 --> 01:19:34.440
He can block with the knight,

01:19:35.400 --> 01:19:37.560
but he can't block with the queen.

01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:39.640
He can block with the bishop.

01:19:39.640 --> 01:19:41.600
Bro, he's gonna block with the knight

01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:42.680
and then we get this open?

01:19:42.680 --> 01:19:43.800
Okay, that's fine.

01:19:45.120 --> 01:19:47.400
The trade, that actually kind of

01:19:47.400 --> 01:19:49.760
made him develop pretty well.

01:19:49.760 --> 01:19:51.480
Bro, what are you thinking about?

01:19:51.480 --> 01:19:53.880
Why does this guy think about everything?

01:19:53.880 --> 01:20:00.280
just take it's it's a trade bro big bro we're not oh my god i can get this going

01:20:02.920 --> 01:20:04.680
why does this guy take so long to do everything

01:20:07.560 --> 01:20:11.720
all right he has two knights in the corner of the board so this guy's terrible at chess

01:20:15.320 --> 01:20:16.600
let's get the knight here

01:20:19.240 --> 01:20:21.880
okay i should get the rook here too send me open file

01:20:23.880 --> 01:20:30.360
He has no way of killing my middle knight. My middle knight has a lot of vision. He's now threatening my queen with that knight

01:20:33.120 --> 01:20:37.560
He's also threatening nice only threatening my queen that's the only thing he's doing

01:20:41.160 --> 01:20:43.240
So is there a world where I could like

01:20:46.080 --> 01:20:48.080
Do this

01:20:54.840 --> 01:20:57.720
Okay, because that's dead, that's dead.

01:20:57.720 --> 01:20:59.920
He lose some material no matter what he does now

01:20:59.920 --> 01:21:00.920
if he moves his knife.

01:21:04.040 --> 01:21:06.960
I'm trying to think of where I can get my queen to go next.

01:21:06.960 --> 01:21:08.720
Actually, he's in a single square.

01:21:12.760 --> 01:21:14.420
I wanna get this rook here.

01:21:16.680 --> 01:21:18.360
There's no fucking reason why I shouldn't get

01:21:18.360 --> 01:21:19.920
four-wheeled today.

01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:21.280
Four-wheeled is light work.

01:21:21.280 --> 01:21:22.120
Oh no.

01:21:22.120 --> 01:21:27.120
Oh my god, I think this guy just found the best move.

01:21:27.120 --> 01:21:31.120
All right, what is that actually dread?

01:21:31.120 --> 01:21:37.120
He's threatening my night.

01:21:37.120 --> 01:21:50.120
Wow, I think I just lost because of that.

01:21:50.120 --> 01:21:54.120
Wait, I can just do this.

01:21:54.120 --> 01:21:56.120
Yeah!

01:21:56.120 --> 01:22:02.120
Because if I take, and then he takes, I take again.

01:22:02.120 --> 01:22:06.120
So he loses both of his nights.

01:22:06.120 --> 01:22:08.120
Surprise I didn't see that earlier.

01:22:08.120 --> 01:22:13.120
That's why sometimes it's good to just tap on pieces and see if the game tells you something that you don't see.

01:22:13.120 --> 01:22:16.120
That's why playing over the board is probably much harder.

01:22:16.120 --> 01:22:23.160
See, because now he's fucked, because his best move, I guess, is taking like this.

01:22:23.160 --> 01:22:29.080
Yeah. His best move is this. Then I take like that. But then he takes like this.

01:22:29.080 --> 01:22:33.960
But then he loses his queen. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.

01:22:40.520 --> 01:22:41.080
Let's thank

01:22:41.080 --> 01:22:55.120
Brother, I just forked him. If I take his pawn, I'm threatening the knight. But if I take his pawn,

01:22:55.120 --> 01:23:02.600
he has to move the queen. Look, take his queens in trouble. If he takes my rook,

01:23:02.600 --> 01:23:06.920
he loses his queen. He has to move his queen so he automatically loses his knight no matter

01:23:06.920 --> 01:23:08.520
or what he does.

01:23:08.520 --> 01:23:10.800
And then we can tempo the Bishop.

01:23:10.800 --> 01:23:11.760
Wow.

01:23:11.760 --> 01:23:14.920
I think that move was like the best thing I could have did.

01:23:14.920 --> 01:23:15.800
Taking the phone.

01:23:18.000 --> 01:23:19.160
Chad, am I cooking?

01:23:20.200 --> 01:23:21.560
Am I cooking, guys?

01:23:23.240 --> 01:23:25.240
What do you mean minus 20 IQ?

01:23:25.240 --> 01:23:26.080
That was good.

01:23:26.080 --> 01:23:26.920
That was good.

01:23:30.160 --> 01:23:31.000
He didn't see it.

01:23:31.000 --> 01:23:31.840
Ha!

01:23:33.840 --> 01:23:35.360
You were designed now.

01:23:35.360 --> 01:23:37.360
He didn't see it, bro.

01:23:37.360 --> 01:23:40.520
He didn't see the back door fucking queen death.

01:23:41.800 --> 01:23:43.240
Oh my God, that's funny.

01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:47.100
Well, now watch this chat.

01:23:47.100 --> 01:23:49.740
I'm actually templateing the fuck out of this guy.

01:23:49.740 --> 01:23:52.340
Now he's in check, but if he takes with the,

01:23:53.380 --> 01:23:55.400
okay, I sold, but it doesn't matter.

01:23:56.960 --> 01:23:59.200
I sold, because I thought he was gonna take with this

01:23:59.200 --> 01:24:00.600
and then I could do that, but he could take with that

01:24:00.600 --> 01:24:02.840
and then I do that, but then if he pulls his rook out,

01:24:02.840 --> 01:24:04.240
we just have to check here.

01:24:05.360 --> 01:24:12.360
Dude, I just got so much you love from that because that guy was almost 400.

01:24:12.360 --> 01:24:13.360
Bro, yeah.

01:24:13.360 --> 01:24:16.360
Let's make these guys resign, bro.

01:24:16.360 --> 01:24:17.360
Chile?

01:24:17.360 --> 01:24:18.360
Yeah, Chile player.

01:24:18.360 --> 01:24:19.360
Okay.

01:24:19.360 --> 01:24:24.360
I think I need two wins for 400 or three wins, probably three wins.

01:24:24.360 --> 01:24:32.360
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:24:32.360 --> 01:24:34.360
Is he trying to scholars me?

01:24:34.360 --> 01:24:39.060
I think I should still do card recon anyways, but now let's just do that and get the queen thread

01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:42.560
I think this guy's trying to scholars made me in the big two five

01:24:47.920 --> 01:24:50.040
I don't know what the point of that queen is

01:24:51.400 --> 01:24:54.680
Look the only way I lose is if I fuck up something stupid

01:24:57.880 --> 01:25:02.480
Yeah, this guy's pretty aggro if he takes the knight his queen dies

01:25:04.360 --> 01:25:12.960
If he takes the night as queen dies, if he takes the pawn as queen dies, if he takes

01:25:12.960 --> 01:25:17.160
the other night as queen dies.

01:25:17.160 --> 01:25:22.320
So if I take this, that'd be a plunder.

01:25:22.320 --> 01:25:26.480
So could I do something like that?

01:25:26.480 --> 01:25:30.440
Now his queen's being threatened by the night.

01:25:30.440 --> 01:25:31.960
So he has to move his queen again.

01:25:31.960 --> 01:25:38.240
I don't understand this queen rushing shit because now like if you don't cheese a win

01:25:38.240 --> 01:25:42.960
in the first five seconds and the only way to actually get a win is if I'm blunder, you're

01:25:42.960 --> 01:25:43.960
just fucked.

01:25:43.960 --> 01:25:44.960
Okay.

01:25:44.960 --> 01:25:49.720
What is the best course of action for me to take right now?

01:25:49.720 --> 01:25:58.160
It would be this because now I get mid control in the next move and look, look who's under

01:25:58.160 --> 01:26:00.160
You didn't see it.

01:26:00.160 --> 01:26:07.320
Bro, I'm telling you, we can get 400 you little titty day.

01:26:07.320 --> 01:26:08.320
I'm not even kidding.

01:26:08.320 --> 01:26:09.320
Bro, just resign.

01:26:09.320 --> 01:26:11.040
Make it easier, bro.

01:26:11.040 --> 01:26:15.400
You're down six material, Miho.

01:26:15.400 --> 01:26:17.840
Just fucking resign, dog.

01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:19.440
You resign now.

01:26:19.440 --> 01:26:20.440
Okay.

01:26:20.440 --> 01:26:23.960
What's that?

01:26:23.960 --> 01:26:27.440
I don't actually know what thing, like what I should do.

01:26:27.440 --> 01:26:36.480
This is a poison pawn, but I guess I'll just move the poison pawn because at the end of

01:26:36.480 --> 01:26:40.480
the day we just have that next, so then we still have a pawn in that file.

01:26:40.480 --> 01:26:45.360
I just don't want to touch my king pawn.

01:26:45.360 --> 01:26:51.080
We are down a minute on yes, Brodysep, quick you win when you just take the extra, guys!

01:26:51.080 --> 01:26:52.920
I'm about to be 400 elo.

01:26:52.920 --> 01:26:58.920
Wait, I get 8 ego again. I'm 14 ego out. That's 2 wins. Chat 2 wins.

01:27:00.920 --> 01:27:02.920
I'm going to text Levy if I get 400 ego today.

01:27:04.920 --> 01:27:12.920
This guy's from Turkey. Bro, me and this guy have the exact same MMR. We're both 386 chat.

01:27:14.920 --> 01:27:17.920
I'm going to text Levy if I get 400 today.

01:27:22.920 --> 01:27:30.720
bro chat me and this dude we need to win five to PSG see swear to God bro the

01:27:30.720 --> 01:27:41.360
game was nil nil what the fuck there was seven goals in 64 minutes holy shit

01:27:41.360 --> 01:27:46.520
Byron's out bro PSG's gonna be back-to-back Champions League winners

01:27:46.520 --> 01:27:56.840
Holy fucking shit. Seven goals in 64 minutes? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. 5-3 now.

01:27:56.840 --> 01:28:06.400
BIRD GESTURE! LITERALLY AS I- WHAT?! Is this the Sidemen Charity match? What's happening?

01:28:06.400 --> 01:28:14.040
All right, let me focus.

01:28:14.040 --> 01:28:17.480
I feel like this is just always a good play because now has a nice tempo.

01:28:17.480 --> 01:28:19.800
If he takes like this, he loses.

01:28:19.800 --> 01:28:20.800
Okay.

01:28:20.800 --> 01:28:21.800
Trade.

01:28:21.800 --> 01:28:22.800
Keep it simple.

01:28:22.800 --> 01:28:23.800
I love trading.

01:28:23.800 --> 01:28:29.440
Ladies and gentlemen, as of right now, we're up upon, we are about to get forward and

01:28:29.440 --> 01:28:34.600
we look for the first time of all, the first time of our life.

01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:36.480
I think we just trade Queens and Castle.

01:28:36.480 --> 01:28:37.440
Is that stupid?

01:28:40.400 --> 01:28:42.560
Bro, I think we just trade Queens and Castle.

01:28:42.560 --> 01:28:44.620
Yeah, I'm gonna try my balls off here.

01:28:46.960 --> 01:28:48.360
Okay.

01:28:48.360 --> 01:28:51.720
Now we just instantly castle, holy tempo dude.

01:28:52.600 --> 01:28:55.760
And then this is an interesting play.

01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:01.280
All right, I don't like how this Bishop is like tied up.

01:29:01.280 --> 01:29:07.280
I'm going to threaten another trade and then also if we get this trade that's fine too.

01:29:07.280 --> 01:29:11.280
Because then we get a pawn chain going instead of having what we have now.

01:29:11.280 --> 01:29:12.280
Wait.

01:29:12.280 --> 01:29:14.640
Okay, he's trying to trick me.

01:29:14.640 --> 01:29:18.280
He wants me to take.

01:29:18.280 --> 01:29:25.360
Let me think here.

01:29:25.360 --> 01:29:28.440
I could do this, but that's what like a pussy would do.

01:29:28.440 --> 01:29:32.600
If I take this, he loses his bishop and it's night,

01:29:32.600 --> 01:29:33.880
if he doesn't take back.

01:29:36.400 --> 01:29:39.480
Happy that's now his bishops under pressure.

01:29:39.480 --> 01:29:44.480
Now if he takes my bishop, yeah, I could take his.

01:29:47.520 --> 01:29:49.120
What should I do this first?

01:29:50.960 --> 01:29:53.800
Let's do that, and then let's do that.

01:29:53.800 --> 01:29:55.400
Yeah, we won material from that.

01:29:55.400 --> 01:29:57.440
I'm so locked right now, holy shit.

01:29:58.440 --> 01:30:03.440
For Levy would be proud. That's all I'm going to say. Now, I should do...

01:30:03.440 --> 01:30:09.440
All right. That's coming. So, how do we stop that?

01:30:09.440 --> 01:30:16.440
If that is the next play that's coming, how do we stop that?

01:30:16.440 --> 01:30:19.440
I guess this would stop it, huh?

01:30:19.440 --> 01:30:22.440
We keep the rook in the open file, but now that's...

01:30:22.440 --> 01:30:25.440
He can't do that play anymore.

01:30:25.440 --> 01:30:27.400
So then he decides to castle.

01:30:27.400 --> 01:30:30.400
We could just set up another trade and put him right here.

01:30:30.400 --> 01:30:32.240
Oh, I just blundered the entire game.

01:30:36.720 --> 01:30:38.960
Wow, I'm actually so fucking stupid.

01:30:40.200 --> 01:30:42.400
All right, is there any way I could trap his bishop?

01:30:42.400 --> 01:30:44.600
No, there's no way I could trap his bishop.

01:30:45.600 --> 01:30:48.360
Bro, I should have been up a lot of material, guys.

01:30:52.040 --> 01:30:53.240
This is a trade.

01:30:53.240 --> 01:30:58.240
I don't mind this. This is a trade.

01:30:58.240 --> 01:31:03.240
Oh, wait, what am I doing?

01:31:03.240 --> 01:31:09.240
Okay, I'm gonna lose my rook bro. My rook is pinned.

01:31:09.240 --> 01:31:17.240
Bro, I just fucked up guys.

01:31:17.240 --> 01:31:27.960
No, this was almost I was almost four hundred and I didn't see that chat didn't see that

01:31:27.960 --> 01:31:35.360
I didn't see that guys five four. What do you mean? What is happening?

01:31:35.360 --> 01:31:43.680
All right, it's okay.

01:31:43.680 --> 01:31:46.320
I'm only down one material chat.

01:31:46.320 --> 01:31:49.720
This has been the sloppiest game of chats I've ever...

01:31:49.720 --> 01:31:59.760
Wait, okay.

01:31:59.760 --> 01:32:16.200
our knight is protected by a pawn. He's gonna move his rook here. Okay. Isn't this a hanging

01:32:16.200 --> 01:32:24.960
pawn? Okay. If I take this, what happens? Our rook is in the open file, but then my

01:32:24.960 --> 01:32:28.960
So, why don't we wait and then protect our pawn?

01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:32.960
Because...

01:32:32.960 --> 01:32:35.960
Wait, he just... Okay, okay. What's the...

01:32:35.960 --> 01:32:38.960
Yeah, alright, I almost sold the game. Thank God.

01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:41.960
The best textbook play is this.

01:32:41.960 --> 01:32:45.960
The knight's protected, the pawn's protected, and this pawn's dead now.

01:32:45.960 --> 01:32:48.960
And this rook has all this vision.

01:32:48.960 --> 01:32:51.960
This rook can see all this.

01:32:51.960 --> 01:33:00.480
I'm going to win this game by like forking him.

01:33:00.480 --> 01:33:12.640
Wait, this looks like such a disgusting play because, yo, yo, yo, hold up.

01:33:12.640 --> 01:33:17.640
He loses his rook if he takes.

01:33:17.640 --> 01:33:19.640
And if he doesn't move this, he loses his rook.

01:33:26.360 --> 01:33:27.200
I'm going to be honest.

01:33:27.200 --> 01:33:29.000
I was not really anticipating that, dude.

01:33:35.760 --> 01:33:36.720
Does it matter?

01:33:36.720 --> 01:33:38.600
I don't know if that matters, though.

01:33:39.760 --> 01:33:40.760
Bro, we're going to win.

01:33:40.760 --> 01:33:41.600
Trust me.

01:33:41.600 --> 01:33:58.200
I don't think that matters because wait if I take we're not in check right now so is there

01:33:58.200 --> 01:34:00.200
any universe where I could win this.

01:34:07.800 --> 01:34:10.000
Now he just outclassed me, I'm not gonna lie.

01:34:13.000 --> 01:34:15.400
I can't take the queen, because then I must lose.

01:34:15.400 --> 01:34:28.400
If I take the queen I lose.

01:34:28.400 --> 01:34:38.400
Right, wish I never put the night there.

01:34:38.400 --> 01:34:41.400
I have no other play guys.

01:34:41.400 --> 01:34:46.200
Two Rooks vs. One Knight. How much aura do I actually have? Let's see.

01:34:50.100 --> 01:34:52.900
Two Rooks vs. One Knight. Let's see what happens.

01:34:53.700 --> 01:34:56.700
I'm gonna have to fork the fuck out of this guy. Pause!

01:35:01.600 --> 01:35:03.600
Here comes the endless string of checks.

01:35:04.900 --> 01:35:08.400
Damn, I have this shit too. Wait, hold up. Okay, okay, okay, hold up.

01:35:11.400 --> 01:35:18.160
How do we win?

01:35:18.160 --> 01:35:19.400
Can I check mate him with a pawn?

01:35:19.400 --> 01:35:21.400
Oh I just blundered my knight.

01:35:21.400 --> 01:35:23.400
He didn't see it.

01:35:23.400 --> 01:35:25.060
Oh my god he didn't see it.

01:35:25.060 --> 01:35:26.060
He did not see it.

01:35:26.060 --> 01:35:28.560
Oh my god he didn't see it.

01:35:28.560 --> 01:35:30.560
What a fucking idiot.

01:35:30.560 --> 01:35:36.480
Bro I'm losing to this Jesus.

01:35:36.480 --> 01:35:39.360
Is there any way that I could win?

01:35:39.360 --> 01:35:40.400
How do we win this chat?

01:35:40.400 --> 01:35:42.800
I have to like fork both of his rooks or something.

01:35:48.140 --> 01:35:49.940
Let's create a little blockade here.

01:35:52.740 --> 01:35:56.180
I'm gonna try to like, wait, wait, hold up, hold up.

01:35:56.180 --> 01:35:58.060
I feel like, I fear I'm cooking.

01:35:58.060 --> 01:35:59.940
I'm sort of like squeezing his king.

01:36:01.380 --> 01:36:03.080
Yo, I'm cooking, hold up!

01:36:07.860 --> 01:36:09.160
Yo, take.

01:36:10.400 --> 01:36:13.800
Here's the million dollar question.

01:36:13.800 --> 01:36:16.280
Should I take with the pawn?

01:36:16.280 --> 01:36:17.280
Yep.

01:36:17.280 --> 01:36:21.080
This guy's got to get checkmated, I'm not even kidding.

01:36:21.080 --> 01:36:23.560
This dude is actually about to get checkmated.

01:36:23.560 --> 01:36:25.080
I guess I just moved this here.

01:36:25.080 --> 01:36:26.080
He's gonna get checkmated.

01:36:26.080 --> 01:36:27.080
Oh my God!

01:36:27.080 --> 01:36:29.080
He putter this rock!

01:36:29.080 --> 01:36:30.080
Uh-oh.

01:36:30.080 --> 01:36:31.080
Okay.

01:36:31.080 --> 01:36:44.080
I can't tell if I'm winning or losing, guys.

01:36:44.080 --> 01:36:49.080
Okay, I think I'm losing.

01:36:49.080 --> 01:36:52.080
Guys, I don't know.

01:36:52.080 --> 01:36:55.080
Yeah, okay, yep, we're losing.

01:36:55.080 --> 01:37:13.520
Yeah, poor losing bro chat. I'm never getting four on a little guys. You are giga bad if

01:37:13.520 --> 01:37:24.080
you can't tell. He's a cheater report him. Play for stalemate. Okay. Play for stalemate.

01:37:24.080 --> 01:37:26.720
Okay, how do I do that?

01:37:29.220 --> 01:37:31.840
Bro, how do I play for stalemate?

01:37:36.480 --> 01:37:38.280
Wait, he's giving me stalemate, hold up.

01:37:40.200 --> 01:37:41.720
Yes, stalemate, right?

01:37:43.080 --> 01:37:43.920
Nine.

01:37:45.000 --> 01:37:47.080
How do I stalemate this guy?

01:37:47.080 --> 01:37:48.680
I'm gonna get later mated if I go that way.

01:37:48.680 --> 01:37:50.440
Let's go this way, I guess.

01:37:50.440 --> 01:37:53.760
Now I'm gonna get later mated no matter what way I go.

01:37:53.760 --> 01:37:54.840
Wait, this guy's a manic.

01:37:54.840 --> 01:37:56.040
What is this guy doing?

01:37:57.640 --> 01:38:00.440
Bro, please tell me, please, please tell me, tell me.

01:38:05.760 --> 01:38:08.280
What is this game?

01:38:08.280 --> 01:38:10.000
What is this?

01:38:11.480 --> 01:38:15.640
It was five to two, 10 minutes ago.

01:38:17.160 --> 01:38:18.940
What is happening?

01:38:18.940 --> 01:38:28.940
9 goals in 75 minutes, this is literally the charity match!

01:38:28.940 --> 01:38:29.940
Holy shit!

01:38:29.940 --> 01:38:35.420
Bro, I need to watch the highlights, bro.

01:38:35.420 --> 01:38:38.620
Dude, the last time I did that I got a copyright strike though.

01:38:38.620 --> 01:38:41.340
Chaps, did I just risk it for the biscuit?

01:38:41.340 --> 01:38:44.780
Bro, I need to watch the highlights, but the last time I did that I got a copyright

01:38:44.780 --> 01:38:45.780
strike.

01:38:45.780 --> 01:38:52.780
It's probably not worth it's probably not worth

01:38:52.780 --> 01:38:59.780
bro turn your YouTube stream off no I got copyright strike on twitch I got

01:38:59.780 --> 01:39:05.780
copyright strike on twitch guys

01:39:05.780 --> 01:39:11.780
what the actual fuck is happening nine goals and 75 minutes

01:39:11.780 --> 01:39:17.780
I love it all it says Byron's win probability is 8% as if they didn't just score two goals in 10 minutes.

01:39:17.780 --> 01:39:19.780
Kane scored a pen.

01:39:19.780 --> 01:39:21.780
Odey say scored.

01:39:21.780 --> 01:39:25.780
Who the fuck is that? Diode up a Macano.

01:39:25.780 --> 01:39:28.780
Luis Diaz scored in the 68th minute.

01:39:28.780 --> 01:39:30.780
Gambelli scored two goals.

01:39:30.780 --> 01:39:35.780
Cavarra Scalia scored to Joe Neves scored one.

01:39:35.780 --> 01:39:40.780
I love it how it says Bayern has a 7% chance to win as if they didn't just score two goals in 10 minutes.

01:39:40.780 --> 01:39:43.780
These calculators are never right.

01:39:43.780 --> 01:39:49.780
Chad, I want to watch the highlights, but honestly it's not worth it because if I get another copyright strike, bro.

01:39:49.780 --> 01:39:52.780
One more and I get banned.

01:39:52.780 --> 01:39:58.780
One more and I get banned, bro. Okay, Chad, before I get on League, what should we do?

01:39:58.780 --> 01:40:02.580
Should we play R6 on PC?

01:40:02.580 --> 01:40:06.060
I've been going off, or should we play?

01:40:06.060 --> 01:40:08.700
What else can we play before we get on League?

01:40:08.700 --> 01:40:11.540
Because day three of League is coming soon.

01:40:11.540 --> 01:40:13.100
What should we play?

01:40:13.100 --> 01:40:15.060
Coming today?

01:40:16.940 --> 01:40:19.380
I thought you got banned on League?

01:40:19.380 --> 01:40:26.700
No, I got one of my accounts got banned because I bought an account and it was in

01:40:26.700 --> 01:40:30.540
like gold, which I shouldn't have done, but I didn't know it was going to be in gold.

01:40:31.140 --> 01:40:33.300
Suddenly banned the account and they gave me an iron account.

01:40:33.380 --> 01:40:34.900
So that way I'm not like selling golds.

01:40:37.140 --> 01:40:41.860
Chat rocket league, comedy night or R six.

01:40:43.620 --> 01:40:46.220
Rocket league, comedy night or R six?

01:40:46.460 --> 01:40:47.220
What do y'all think?

01:40:48.060 --> 01:40:49.940
Rocket league, comedy night or R six?

01:40:50.180 --> 01:40:51.300
Jinxie, you're so attractive.

01:40:51.340 --> 01:40:52.700
Hey, thank you, Carter.

01:40:53.060 --> 01:40:53.660
Wow.

01:40:56.700 --> 01:41:02.620
R6 with Mingo and Stompin? Well, I'm not going to be on R6 for too long. I'll be on for like an hour maybe?

01:41:06.700 --> 01:41:15.500
Chat, let's run a poll. R6, Comedy Night or Rocket League?

01:41:15.500 --> 01:41:23.660
If we do our six, it'll be solo to champ PC.

01:41:23.660 --> 01:41:28.260
Rocket League Road to Diamond.

01:41:28.260 --> 01:41:34.660
Or comedy tonight, make me laugh, get $100.

01:41:34.660 --> 01:41:42.460
You guys ready?

01:41:42.460 --> 01:41:51.620
If you're in the YouTube stream, come to the stream and cast your vote.

01:41:51.620 --> 01:41:53.140
Onyx, think of the bottle.

01:41:53.140 --> 01:41:54.540
Onyx, think of the bottle.

01:41:54.540 --> 01:41:56.180
Half-core, think of the bottle.

01:41:56.180 --> 01:41:57.180
Comedy night wins.

01:41:57.180 --> 01:41:58.180
Okay, chat.

01:41:58.180 --> 01:41:59.180
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

01:41:59.180 --> 01:42:01.260
I'm going to go pee.

01:42:01.260 --> 01:42:08.220
Whatever is winning when I get back is what we're going to do, all right?

01:42:08.220 --> 01:42:11.460
Vote, vote, vote.

01:42:11.460 --> 01:42:16.460
Thank you.

01:42:41.460 --> 01:42:43.520
you

01:43:11.460 --> 01:43:13.520
you

01:43:41.460 --> 01:43:43.520
you

01:44:11.460 --> 01:44:35.640
All right chat comedy night is winning barely holy shit comedy night is barely winning

01:44:35.640 --> 01:44:38.200
and bro, we're not re-polling chat.

01:44:38.200 --> 01:44:42.400
I, you know, ban the word re-poll from the chat.

01:44:42.400 --> 01:44:45.440
That shit actually grinds my gears.

01:44:45.440 --> 01:44:47.120
Ban the word re-poll.

01:44:50.800 --> 01:44:53.560
Do a re-poll without R6.

01:44:55.680 --> 01:44:58.000
Okay, I'll meet you in the middle.

01:44:58.000 --> 01:45:00.040
We'll do a one minute re-poll.

01:45:00.040 --> 01:45:12.040
You guys just want it to be r6 versus comedy night. Okay. I'll meet you in the middle and do one minute r6.

01:45:12.040 --> 01:45:16.040
Copy tonight.

01:45:16.040 --> 01:45:20.040
Go.

01:45:20.040 --> 01:45:24.040
Vote vote vote vote vote.

01:45:24.040 --> 01:45:28.040
Since rocket they got last kind of think about your one.

01:45:28.040 --> 01:45:32.360
way okay you guys might have been right

01:45:35.560 --> 01:45:39.240
such bullshit all right see this is why we don't do repolls because people

01:45:39.240 --> 01:45:43.320
complain no matter what we do chat vote vote vote vote vote

01:45:43.320 --> 01:45:47.000
tempo with the prime stuff tempo w temple in the chat

01:45:47.000 --> 01:45:49.960
ascend it think of it the prime stuff love you bro can it think of it it's

01:45:49.960 --> 01:45:55.000
your one love you twist it think of it it's your one love you

01:45:55.000 --> 01:46:02.840
chat vote vote we're getting on league in like probably an hour probably an hour maybe two guys

01:46:02.840 --> 01:46:07.240
i can't react to the buyer and highlights i'm gonna get a copyright strike trust me i used to always

01:46:07.240 --> 01:46:17.320
react to highlights r6 solo champion on pc or comedy night make me laugh get 100 dollars

01:46:18.040 --> 01:46:22.520
dj and they give me the prime stuff below they give the prime comedy night goes undefeated

01:46:22.520 --> 01:46:26.560
You know what, Chat, maybe we could meet in the middle and maybe do a little bit of both.

01:46:26.560 --> 01:46:28.840
Let's see how comedy that goes.

01:46:28.840 --> 01:46:31.720
We haven't done comedy in a minute!

01:46:31.720 --> 01:46:34.200
Chat, make me laugh, get a hundred dollars, let's go.

01:46:52.520 --> 01:46:54.520
I

01:46:55.640 --> 01:46:57.640
Love this music

01:46:57.800 --> 01:47:01.540
Okay, the rules are simple make me laugh get a hundred dollars

01:47:02.680 --> 01:47:04.680
Don't say something stupid

01:47:05.560 --> 01:47:08.180
All right, room name is LOL ha ha

01:47:09.000 --> 01:47:12.080
five four three two one

01:47:15.320 --> 01:47:17.820
Yo yo yo, oh my god

01:47:18.720 --> 01:47:20.440
Look who it is

01:47:20.440 --> 01:47:23.020
Look who it is bro something stupid

01:47:26.260 --> 01:47:29.760
Yeah, okay guys remember the rules, okay

01:47:34.640 --> 01:47:37.900
Can you hear me yep Leo I can hear you

01:47:38.920 --> 01:47:40.920
Yes, okay

01:47:41.120 --> 01:47:45.820
It's not a short one. It's quite good actually. This is like it's from my head

01:47:46.280 --> 01:47:49.800
So we've got what you call an aunt who fights crimes

01:47:50.440 --> 01:47:55.440
a vigilante

01:47:55.440 --> 01:48:00.440
who said it Ant-Man?

01:48:00.440 --> 01:48:02.440
no, no, no

01:48:02.440 --> 01:48:07.440
alright, yinxi, yo shag, this is funny too dude

01:48:07.440 --> 01:48:08.440
okay, ready?

01:48:08.440 --> 01:48:11.440
alright, what do you call a burger with a burger?

01:48:11.440 --> 01:48:12.440
dude!

01:48:12.440 --> 01:48:14.440
alright, whatever, what?

01:48:14.440 --> 01:48:15.440
what?

01:48:15.440 --> 01:48:17.440
alright, listen

01:48:17.440 --> 01:48:21.440
All right, what do you call a burger with no outsides?

01:48:21.440 --> 01:48:25.440
Bonnie on Bonnie on don't tell a bada bada

01:48:25.440 --> 01:48:31.440
What do you call a dirty cheater? Mooda

01:48:31.440 --> 01:48:35.440
Can you hear me? Hello?

01:48:35.440 --> 01:48:38.440
Yo, make me laugh, get a hundred dollars, bro

01:48:38.440 --> 01:48:42.440
Can you guys hear me? Is my microphone working?

01:48:42.440 --> 01:48:46.440
Yup, wow. Shash, stop eating in the mic, Shash

01:48:46.440 --> 01:48:59.160
Okay, I'm ready now. Okay, can you get out of the joke?

01:48:59.160 --> 01:49:02.760
Yeah, what is it, bro? What is the joke?

01:49:02.760 --> 01:49:10.360
How do you fit four gay people on a single stool?

01:49:10.360 --> 01:49:13.760
You turn it upside down.

01:49:13.760 --> 01:49:15.760
I

01:49:15.760 --> 01:49:17.040
Shag

01:49:17.040 --> 01:49:20.980
Shag I don't need to hear every crunch of the potato chips, bro. Please

01:49:22.320 --> 01:49:24.640
It's good. I'm tasting

01:49:25.720 --> 01:49:27.640
Shack's up

01:49:27.640 --> 01:49:29.920
What is green and has wheels?

01:49:31.000 --> 01:49:33.000
What?

01:49:33.000 --> 01:49:35.000
grass

01:49:36.320 --> 01:49:38.320
I line it on the wheels

01:49:38.320 --> 01:49:40.320
I

01:49:41.680 --> 01:49:48.440
Don't get it, bro. I don't get it. Yo, yo make me laugh get a hundred dollars D man

01:49:49.520 --> 01:49:52.560
All right, why can't orphans play baseball?

01:49:53.800 --> 01:49:55.800
Cuz they don't know where homies

01:49:57.240 --> 01:49:59.680
Jinx isn't this comedy night? Yeah

01:50:00.680 --> 01:50:02.680
Watch me laugh my dude

01:50:04.000 --> 01:50:06.760
But you got to earn the laugh bro, I'm not gonna hand it out

01:50:06.760 --> 01:50:10.540
Jynxie, Jynxie, I love you so much, man.

01:50:10.540 --> 01:50:13.760
Oh, God, if I was a girl, I'd let you cry.

01:50:13.760 --> 01:50:16.620
All right, like this is what I'm talking about, bro.

01:50:16.620 --> 01:50:17.760
Yo, hello?

01:50:17.760 --> 01:50:20.780
Yo, yo, what's good, bro?

01:50:20.780 --> 01:50:21.580
I'm good.

01:50:21.580 --> 01:50:24.020
What do birds give out on Halloween?

01:50:24.020 --> 01:50:25.820
What?

01:50:25.820 --> 01:50:27.860
Shaq, I'm supposed to say what, Shaq?

01:50:27.860 --> 01:50:28.620
I'm supposed to.

01:50:31.860 --> 01:50:33.900
Shaq, it was a good one, right?

01:50:33.900 --> 01:50:34.780
Yeah.

01:50:34.780 --> 01:50:37.180
You get a hundred dollars, Jinx, you send him the money.

01:50:37.180 --> 01:50:38.780
Alright, Shaq, that's not how it works.

01:50:38.780 --> 01:50:40.780
I have to laugh.

01:50:40.780 --> 01:50:43.780
I have to laugh, just cause Shaq laughs doesn't mean you get any money.

01:50:45.780 --> 01:50:46.780
It's fine.

01:50:49.780 --> 01:50:51.780
Oh, it's good, Jinx.

01:50:51.780 --> 01:50:53.780
I bought my drug, you want it?

01:50:53.780 --> 01:50:55.780
Yeah, what's your drug, Balls? What's your drug?

01:50:57.780 --> 01:50:59.780
It's a bit of a long one, it's a bit of a story, so...

01:50:59.780 --> 01:51:00.780
I saw it, saw it.

01:51:00.780 --> 01:51:01.780
Of course.

01:51:01.780 --> 01:51:07.780
there's this woman and she's a cheater, she's a non-cheater. She cheats on about, she cheats

01:51:07.780 --> 01:51:13.980
on about like 10, 20 guys and suddenly she gets pregnant and she has to go to the hospital

01:51:13.980 --> 01:51:20.420
to get a buff and then in the hospital everyone's getting buffed and most like, most people

01:51:20.420 --> 01:51:26.020
they are seen like when they're getting buff they see the feet first or the head first.

01:51:56.020 --> 01:52:02.320
Hello yo, what's up? What's up?

01:52:05.000 --> 01:52:07.780
Why did the dark shoes go to the mall?

01:52:11.080 --> 01:52:14.940
Bader wrong joke, bro

01:52:16.300 --> 01:52:18.920
That's small switch. Oh, that's not

01:52:20.800 --> 01:52:23.000
I'm gonna stick it in you. Okay

01:52:23.000 --> 01:52:28.640
I think see post stop. Hey check my name's shag not post. I know

01:52:29.720 --> 01:52:34.620
Before I say my joke I wanna let you know I've received and confirmed the email

01:52:34.720 --> 01:52:37.760
But you said let's rig this comedy night session

01:52:37.760 --> 01:52:42.640
So we don't have to give any of these losers money. Okay. I first off shag

01:52:43.280 --> 01:52:45.600
No one's gonna believe that guys. He's lying

01:52:46.440 --> 01:52:48.440
guys

01:52:48.440 --> 01:52:50.440
It's a lie! It's a lie!

01:52:50.440 --> 01:52:52.440
Wait, what the fuck?

01:52:52.440 --> 01:52:55.440
I would never email Jack, ever.

01:52:55.440 --> 01:52:57.440
Knock knock.

01:52:57.440 --> 01:52:58.440
Who's there?

01:52:58.440 --> 01:52:59.440
Who's there?

01:52:59.440 --> 01:53:00.440
Who's there?

01:53:00.440 --> 01:53:03.440
Wait, are you guys at my house?

01:53:03.440 --> 01:53:05.440
Hold on one sec, let me check.

01:53:14.440 --> 01:53:16.440
Did he actually go to the store?

01:53:16.440 --> 01:53:17.440
Yo, Jack!

01:53:17.440 --> 01:53:19.440
Do you have a braid in your head?

01:53:20.800 --> 01:53:22.800
Shag no one's at your door

01:53:26.380 --> 01:53:28.380
What

01:53:29.400 --> 01:53:31.520
What bro what shag what I?

01:53:33.280 --> 01:53:38.080
Had to rub my eyes during the charity stream, so I missed it. Can you do it again?

01:53:39.800 --> 01:53:41.800
Okay, listen guys

01:53:45.040 --> 01:53:47.040
All right, what is your job, bro?

01:53:47.440 --> 01:53:58.040
Look look who's there orange or in two please don't cry your eyes with orange

01:53:58.040 --> 01:54:00.960
shoes because of the lady

01:54:03.520 --> 01:54:11.320
yo is this guy like a soundboard yeah lowkey what's up bro okay not you

01:54:11.320 --> 01:54:18.320
agency. Why did the car take an act?

01:54:18.320 --> 01:54:22.320
I'm doing my hundred.

01:54:22.320 --> 01:54:27.320
Yo guys, I have not laughed at anything yet. You guys gotta ramp it up.

01:54:27.320 --> 01:54:32.320
My name's Leo. Guys, my name's Leo. I've got a drink.

01:54:32.320 --> 01:54:38.320
A pegman takes his car to the shop and decides to get an ice cream whilst the car is getting repaired.

01:54:38.320 --> 01:54:43.560
has to use his flippers to hold the spoon. He is having a hard time eating and ends up

01:54:43.560 --> 01:54:48.480
covered with melted ice cream. When returning to the shop, the mechanic looks at him and

01:54:48.480 --> 01:54:55.760
says, it looks like you blew a seal. The penguin replies, no, it is just the ice cream.

01:54:55.760 --> 01:55:02.760
No, okay, now can you read the agreement?

01:55:02.760 --> 01:55:08.760
Hey, Jinxie, can I tell you a joke?

01:55:08.760 --> 01:55:11.760
Of course you can, bro.

01:55:11.760 --> 01:55:12.760
Okay.

01:55:12.760 --> 01:55:14.760
Jinxie, I want to tell you a joke.

01:55:14.760 --> 01:55:19.760
So, what's the difference between Jinxie and a woman?

01:55:19.760 --> 01:55:20.760
What?

01:55:20.760 --> 01:55:24.760
I'd stick it in you, Jinxy, even if you're a fat cow.

01:55:26.760 --> 01:55:29.760
Why did the Jinxy go to the mall?

01:55:31.760 --> 01:55:34.760
To get the Darth shoes.

01:55:34.760 --> 01:55:35.760
Why?

01:55:36.760 --> 01:55:41.760
Yo, I, I, fam, whatever, just fam.

01:55:41.760 --> 01:55:45.760
Bro, what is your, what is your Twitch name, bro? What is your Twitch name?

01:55:45.760 --> 01:55:55.760
My twitch name is, uh, it's, uh, SwipSwamp underscore.

01:55:55.760 --> 01:55:56.760
Okay.

01:55:56.760 --> 01:55:57.760
It kind of looks like Muda.

01:55:57.760 --> 01:55:59.760
Gucci, can you get together?

01:55:59.760 --> 01:56:01.760
Thank you.

01:56:01.760 --> 01:56:04.760
Why can't you hear Terry backfield go pee?

01:56:04.760 --> 01:56:05.760
Why?

01:56:05.760 --> 01:56:08.760
Because the pee sounded, pee sounded, pee sounded!

01:56:08.760 --> 01:56:10.760
Does that last?

01:56:10.760 --> 01:56:12.760
No, I just took your joke from you.

01:56:12.760 --> 01:56:14.760
What have you got next?

01:56:14.760 --> 01:56:30.760
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?

01:56:30.760 --> 01:56:32.760
What?

01:56:32.760 --> 01:56:39.760
Radish.

01:56:39.760 --> 01:56:43.760
What's the difference between moody and a girl?

01:56:43.760 --> 01:56:44.760
What?

01:56:47.760 --> 01:56:49.760
None, they're both cheap.

01:56:51.760 --> 01:56:52.760
Nope, nope.

01:56:52.760 --> 01:56:53.760
Who's there?

01:56:54.760 --> 01:56:55.760
Nick.

01:56:56.760 --> 01:56:57.760
Nick who?

01:56:58.760 --> 01:57:01.760
Oh, thank god you made it in the nick of time.

01:57:03.760 --> 01:57:04.760
Yo, is this-

01:57:04.760 --> 01:57:05.760
Ah, yeah, this.

01:57:05.760 --> 01:57:07.760
Is this Stuart Griffin? Who is this, bro?

01:57:08.760 --> 01:57:12.760
Okay, this isn't under you to joke, this is just a funny joke.

01:57:12.760 --> 01:57:17.880
this stewie griffin left nose no we're doing right now what do the left I'd say

01:57:17.880 --> 01:57:25.000
to the right eye what between us something smells

01:57:26.520 --> 01:57:29.560
do you see I want to I just want to tell you something I'm proud of you that

01:57:29.560 --> 01:57:34.120
you didn't follow the charity match yeah bro there is a slice here I'm sorry I

01:57:34.120 --> 01:57:39.440
told you I wasn't gonna fall buddy yeah but um you got sent care from the

01:57:39.440 --> 01:57:44.400
chest, not the chest, the um, siphon thing. You should give it to

01:57:44.400 --> 01:57:47.640
check. You don't deserve it. I haven't even got the money yet,

01:57:47.640 --> 01:57:48.000
bro.

01:57:49.440 --> 01:57:50.240
Well, I'm proud of you.

01:57:53.720 --> 01:57:58.960
Yo, what do you call a pile of cats outside? cats that are

01:57:58.960 --> 01:57:59.680
outside?

01:58:01.280 --> 01:58:02.240
I'm yeltsin.

01:58:02.240 --> 01:58:16.100
I would go for you. All right. All right. We're the Darth

01:58:46.100 --> 01:58:54.860
Brown stick mall I've been there also DC you play you play on and con when you're growing up

01:58:54.860 --> 01:59:02.380
yes bro of course shag I did okay we won the one on territory war did you play that one

01:59:02.380 --> 01:59:15.940
I don't even know territory lord yo I'm on stage it's uncle yo what's up bro back

01:59:15.940 --> 01:59:26.940
I got my joke ready. What is it. Hey Siri, let me know.

01:59:26.940 --> 01:59:34.940
Let's do the joke. I don't get a pump of marquees. They're always starting something.

01:59:34.940 --> 01:59:43.940
No. Oh God.

01:59:43.940 --> 01:59:45.700
Why the Muda TLC?

01:59:45.700 --> 01:59:46.540
Why?

01:59:47.380 --> 01:59:48.900
Because he was in the Muda win!

01:59:48.900 --> 01:59:49.900
AHHHHH!

01:59:53.940 --> 01:59:57.820
What's the difference between Jinxie and artistic people?

01:59:57.820 --> 02:00:00.060
Alright, alright, come on, bro. What?

02:00:00.060 --> 02:00:01.020
Nothing!

02:00:02.020 --> 02:00:03.900
I'd still crack your interview back up.

02:00:03.900 --> 02:00:05.380
OOOOOOHHHHH!

02:00:07.180 --> 02:00:08.100
Did he just fire it?

02:00:08.100 --> 02:00:10.700
Where did Darth Maul go to get his shoes?

02:00:10.700 --> 02:00:12.980
Bro, I'm done with this joke!

02:00:13.940 --> 02:00:23.540
Where did Darth Maul go to get his shoes?

02:00:23.540 --> 02:00:24.540
Where?

02:00:24.540 --> 02:00:25.540
Where?

02:00:25.540 --> 02:00:26.540
Nuda's house.

02:00:26.540 --> 02:00:31.340
Where did Jamesy go to get his haircut?

02:00:31.340 --> 02:00:32.340
Where?

02:00:32.340 --> 02:00:39.340
The Maul, the hair maul, where Jamesy got his haircut.

02:00:39.340 --> 02:00:40.340
Yo, bro.

02:00:40.340 --> 02:00:45.400
All right guys stuffing mold into a sentence. It's not funny y'all guys

02:00:46.180 --> 02:00:50.100
Nobody's gonna get a laugh. Oh, yo, what if we start you in the mall?

02:00:53.400 --> 02:00:55.400
Why the jinxing mall

02:01:02.880 --> 02:01:04.880
Why did the chicken cost the road

02:01:06.240 --> 02:01:08.240
To get to the other side

02:01:08.240 --> 02:01:12.240
No, to get to the dirt mall.

02:01:12.240 --> 02:01:16.240
Okay, James, you've got some patience for this, Drew.

02:01:16.240 --> 02:01:21.240
Is that okay? Okay, I need it. Well, can I get you to stand up first?

02:01:21.240 --> 02:01:23.240
Stand up? Okay, I will be able to talk to you.

02:01:23.240 --> 02:01:30.240
Stand up. So, like, the company's to see you, like, your upper torso, you know?

02:01:30.240 --> 02:01:32.240
Like, stand up, yeah.

02:01:32.240 --> 02:01:41.660
So, when you stand up, you turn around and then like pick your right foot up and can

02:01:41.660 --> 02:01:47.760
you please look behind and spell run, spell up run, go behind.

02:01:47.760 --> 02:01:51.260
Are you in?

02:01:51.260 --> 02:01:53.400
Spell run.

02:01:53.400 --> 02:01:58.960
What's the difference?

02:01:58.960 --> 02:02:00.960
Jinxie and Muda having common.

02:02:03.440 --> 02:02:05.440
What?

02:02:05.960 --> 02:02:09.660
They both have been pernaband on games. I can't hear anything.

02:02:12.960 --> 02:02:14.960
Wait say it again. I missed it.

02:02:16.280 --> 02:02:19.760
You missed the joke? My mic was off. Say it again.

02:02:22.400 --> 02:02:27.720
What's this? What's what is the similar thing between Mike and Muda and Jinxie? What?

02:02:28.960 --> 02:02:34.680
You both have been permaband on video game, bro. That's not funny like

02:02:36.760 --> 02:02:44.920
Stop with the dark small jokes Jinxie. I heard it's for real you bought new shoes, right the black shoes

02:02:45.320 --> 02:02:47.520
Yep, I got new shoes in England, bro

02:02:49.720 --> 02:02:51.720
Where'd you get them?

02:02:52.520 --> 02:02:56.720
The doorbell. No, I just got them out of shoe store, bro. I don't know

02:02:56.720 --> 02:03:09.680
yo go go go yo where did where did Jinxie get his shoes Jesus Christ where

02:03:09.680 --> 02:03:14.840
where where at the shoe store

02:03:18.680 --> 02:03:24.080
I don't know bro I don't know yo Stewie bro coming up in a week yo Shag that's

02:03:24.080 --> 02:03:30.420
High-vives and jinks you play hide-and-seek together in real life you want me to play hide-and-seek with high-vives

02:03:31.200 --> 02:03:35.840
No, that's the joke. Why don't high-vives and jinks you play hide-and-seek together? Why?

02:03:37.680 --> 02:03:42.400
Because jinks he would screen your location and high-vives would somehow get blamed for it

02:03:43.720 --> 02:03:45.720
Yo Joey Joey

02:03:46.640 --> 02:03:50.160
What the hell like no no what the hell dude? What is this?

02:03:50.160 --> 02:03:54.160
Joey what the hell bro? What the hell is this Joey?

02:03:54.160 --> 02:03:55.160
It's his loud.

02:03:55.160 --> 02:03:58.160
Where did Darth Maul get his shit?

02:03:58.160 --> 02:04:00.160
I'm not doing this.

02:04:00.160 --> 02:04:02.160
Yo bro, I'm not doing this.

02:04:02.160 --> 02:04:04.160
I gotta get out of here bro.

02:04:04.160 --> 02:04:06.160
Like bro, is this just the ultimate fallback?

02:04:06.160 --> 02:04:07.160
No, that's a laugh.

02:04:07.160 --> 02:04:08.160
Alright.

02:04:08.160 --> 02:04:10.160
Pay this kid bro.

02:04:10.160 --> 02:04:11.160
Joey what's your twitch?

02:04:11.160 --> 02:04:12.160
Do you know me?

02:04:12.160 --> 02:04:14.160
Joey underscore.

02:04:14.160 --> 02:04:16.160
And...

02:04:16.160 --> 02:04:18.160
Alright.

02:04:18.160 --> 02:04:28.600
All right, what is your twitch state again Joey underscore cash 46, okay Gucci DM Joey, please and then tell you guys ready. Yo, what's up?

02:04:31.920 --> 02:04:33.920
Go

02:04:34.940 --> 02:04:41.360
Where do the elves learn the alphabet where the mall the dark mall

02:04:41.360 --> 02:04:59.360
I'm back guys. So, uh, where did the shoes get the jeansy? The jeansy store?

02:05:29.360 --> 02:05:32.360
He's got a backseat.

02:05:32.360 --> 02:05:33.360
Hard part coming up.

02:05:33.360 --> 02:05:34.360
Hard part.

02:05:34.360 --> 02:05:35.360
No!

02:05:35.360 --> 02:05:37.360
Uh, Jake said, I have a question.

02:05:37.360 --> 02:05:49.360
Uh, where did you go bald?

02:05:49.360 --> 02:05:53.520
Yeah, I'm a little.

02:05:53.520 --> 02:05:55.960
Uh, Jason, I have a question.

02:05:55.960 --> 02:06:01.040
Uh, where did you go, Bob?

02:06:01.040 --> 02:06:03.300
The bad guys.

02:06:03.300 --> 02:06:08.740
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:06:08.740 --> 02:06:10.020
Bro, you're laughing at Joe.

02:06:10.020 --> 02:06:11.020
Come on.

02:06:11.020 --> 02:06:12.020
What was your joke again?

02:06:12.020 --> 02:06:18.180
J-O, I forgot what it was.

02:06:18.180 --> 02:06:21.180
I was like, where did Elzern Alphabet?

02:06:21.180 --> 02:06:22.180
The dark wall.

02:06:23.980 --> 02:06:25.780
All right, made it to the sky, bro.

02:06:26.940 --> 02:06:29.900
Yo, JL, what is your Twitch username?

02:06:31.780 --> 02:06:32.620
G.

02:06:32.620 --> 02:06:33.460
I'll type it.

02:06:33.460 --> 02:06:34.300
It's not hard.

02:06:34.300 --> 02:06:35.300
Shag, shut up, shag!

02:06:36.860 --> 02:06:38.100
I'll type it.

02:06:39.740 --> 02:06:40.580
What is it?

02:06:42.700 --> 02:06:43.540
Type it, bro.

02:06:43.540 --> 02:06:44.620
Gucci, DM this guy.

02:06:44.620 --> 02:06:51.620
Do you see, click the little camera at the bottom of your screen.

02:06:51.620 --> 02:06:52.620
Okay.

02:06:52.620 --> 02:06:54.620
Did you do it?

02:06:54.620 --> 02:06:55.620
Yeah.

02:06:55.620 --> 02:06:57.620
Did it zoom in on me?

02:06:57.620 --> 02:06:58.620
Whoa.

02:06:58.620 --> 02:06:59.620
Hi chat.

02:06:59.620 --> 02:07:00.620
Whoa.

02:07:00.620 --> 02:07:01.620
Click it again.

02:07:01.620 --> 02:07:04.620
See what other ones did that.

02:07:04.620 --> 02:07:06.620
Did it change?

02:07:06.620 --> 02:07:09.620
Yeah, it's changing, bro.

02:07:09.620 --> 02:07:10.620
Whoa.

02:07:10.620 --> 02:07:12.620
Now it's on the side.

02:07:12.620 --> 02:07:21.140
like I'm looking whoa and I click it again yo shag it's on the other side now

02:07:21.140 --> 02:07:30.020
well that's cool all right all right Jinxie who's the coolest guy you know

02:07:30.020 --> 02:07:33.980
I don't know bro

02:07:33.980 --> 02:07:35.980
Shag.

02:07:37.980 --> 02:07:38.980
Hello?

02:07:38.980 --> 02:07:40.980
It's open. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

02:07:40.980 --> 02:07:41.980
We only have three winners.

02:07:41.980 --> 02:07:46.980
Where, where did Jinxie get his big nipples?

02:07:46.980 --> 02:07:49.980
From the pepperoni mall.

02:07:49.980 --> 02:07:52.980
Guys, not an imposter mall, y'all.

02:07:52.980 --> 02:07:53.980
Not a musical.

02:07:53.980 --> 02:07:54.980
Big spaghetti.

02:07:54.980 --> 02:07:57.980
Imposter, imposter.

02:07:57.980 --> 02:07:59.980
No, no.

02:07:59.980 --> 02:08:01.980
are small.

02:08:03.980 --> 02:08:11.980
Jinxie, if I made you laugh twice, does that mean I get a thousand instead of 500?

02:08:11.980 --> 02:08:14.980
Yeah, that's not how math works, bro. No.

02:08:14.980 --> 02:08:16.980
Yes, it is.

02:08:16.980 --> 02:08:19.980
No, that's not how math works.

02:08:19.980 --> 02:08:21.980
That's not how math works.

02:08:21.980 --> 02:08:23.980
Look yourself Jinxie.

02:08:23.980 --> 02:08:26.980
Jinxie, you scared me. Why you scared me?

02:08:26.980 --> 02:08:49.340
Yeah, so that would be if you lose no jack. That's not the rose

02:08:49.340 --> 02:08:51.340
Wait, we all

02:08:55.100 --> 02:08:58.460
Swim stop you win bro you win $200

02:08:58.460 --> 02:09:00.460
I

02:09:20.460 --> 02:09:22.460
What'd you say

02:09:22.460 --> 02:09:25.460
Jinxie, where did you get your obesity from?

02:09:25.460 --> 02:09:29.460
I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not an obese.

02:09:29.460 --> 02:09:32.460
The dark chicken place!

02:09:36.460 --> 02:09:38.460
Because it'll be a foot!

02:09:40.460 --> 02:09:41.460
Shut up, Benoit!

02:09:41.460 --> 02:09:43.460
Pay up, pay up!

02:09:44.460 --> 02:09:47.460
I have to pay the guys I just slapped that. What is his name?

02:09:47.460 --> 02:09:48.460
Benoit!

02:09:48.460 --> 02:09:51.460
Yo, Andy, shut the fuck up, Andy!

02:09:51.460 --> 02:09:56.460
You lost Andy you lose.

02:09:56.460 --> 02:09:59.460
My name.

02:09:59.460 --> 02:10:04.460
What is it bro type it please.

02:10:04.460 --> 02:10:09.460
This is Muda and Jinxie talking to each other.

02:10:09.460 --> 02:10:18.460
So Jinxie goes up to Muda and asks want to hear a joke and Muda says no thanks I'm already looking at one.

02:10:18.460 --> 02:10:20.180
Hello?

02:10:20.180 --> 02:10:22.500
Yo, go, go, go, go, go, go.

02:10:22.500 --> 02:10:23.980
Can I tell a joke?

02:10:23.980 --> 02:10:26.140
Yeah.

02:10:26.140 --> 02:10:27.140
All right.

02:10:29.940 --> 02:10:31.660
Wait, can I tell a joke?

02:10:31.660 --> 02:10:32.300
Yes!

02:10:32.300 --> 02:10:32.800
Fuck!

02:10:32.800 --> 02:10:34.800
Yes!

02:10:34.800 --> 02:10:35.980
Hey!

02:10:35.980 --> 02:10:36.460
Sorry.

02:10:39.740 --> 02:10:42.780
OK, can I just make a joke?

02:10:42.780 --> 02:10:45.820
Can I tell a joke?

02:10:45.820 --> 02:10:48.100
Yo, JC, what's up?

02:10:48.100 --> 02:10:50.260
What's up, bro?

02:10:50.260 --> 02:10:52.420
How you doing, Russ?

02:10:52.420 --> 02:10:53.580
I'm doing good, big pep.

02:10:53.580 --> 02:10:55.580
How are you?

02:10:55.580 --> 02:10:56.580
Big pep?

02:10:59.740 --> 02:11:00.220
What?

02:11:00.220 --> 02:11:01.220
Is that not going to hit?

02:11:01.220 --> 02:11:02.460
Be less rude, Jinxie.

02:11:02.460 --> 02:11:03.500
Shag, you don't have to type it.

02:11:03.500 --> 02:11:03.940
You can say it.

02:11:03.940 --> 02:11:04.900
Shag, I'm not being rude.

02:11:04.900 --> 02:11:06.700
The guy's wasting time.

02:11:06.700 --> 02:11:08.580
Oh, be less rude, Jinxie.

02:11:08.580 --> 02:11:11.180
I heard I.

02:11:11.180 --> 02:11:12.580
All right.

02:11:12.580 --> 02:11:14.300
Where did them all get the shoes?

02:11:14.300 --> 02:11:14.860
That's false.

02:11:14.860 --> 02:11:15.300
That's better.

02:11:15.300 --> 02:11:16.780
That's better.

02:11:16.780 --> 02:11:19.340
Oh, well, no.

02:11:19.340 --> 02:11:20.740
Bonnie Blu's hot for you.

02:11:20.740 --> 02:11:23.220
You might too, yeah.

02:11:23.220 --> 02:11:26.740
This is for Shag.

02:11:26.740 --> 02:11:36.020
Ever since I set my eyes on you 15 seconds ago,

02:11:36.020 --> 02:11:38.020
I've always loved you.

02:11:38.020 --> 02:11:40.860
Will you marry me, Shag?

02:11:40.860 --> 02:11:42.980
I'm already taken by Jinxie.

02:11:42.980 --> 02:11:43.480
No.

02:11:43.480 --> 02:11:44.380
We're on a date.

02:11:44.380 --> 02:11:44.880
Nope.

02:11:44.880 --> 02:11:45.700
No, no, no.

02:11:45.700 --> 02:11:47.700
That is bullshit.

02:11:47.700 --> 02:11:48.700
That is bullshit, bro.

02:11:48.700 --> 02:11:53.700
But at least I still have my ten thousand from Jeansy.

02:11:53.700 --> 02:11:54.700
No.

02:11:54.700 --> 02:11:56.700
My ten thousand dollar prize from Jeansy.

02:11:56.700 --> 02:11:58.700
You have two hundred dollars.

02:11:58.700 --> 02:12:00.700
No one told you ten thousand.

02:12:00.700 --> 02:12:02.700
You said a hundred thousand dollars?

02:12:02.700 --> 02:12:04.700
Yeah, is this guy fucking stupid?

02:12:04.700 --> 02:12:06.700
I'm legitimately...

02:12:06.700 --> 02:12:08.700
I would like Jeansy.

02:12:08.700 --> 02:12:11.700
Thank you so much.

02:12:11.700 --> 02:12:13.700
Thanks, can you hear me?

02:12:13.700 --> 02:12:14.700
Yes, bro.

02:12:14.700 --> 02:12:21.500
Okay, very nice to meet you. I'm a super big fan. There's something I want to get off my chest first

02:12:22.860 --> 02:12:32.180
As an Asian, I don't ever masturbate to a pond because it all worked right my sister not friend for Joe. Okay, so I

02:12:33.340 --> 02:12:42.300
Rude my white friends in the snow. I was my friends at night. I was my Asian friends in the sand

02:12:42.300 --> 02:12:50.520
but when do I lose my average friends bro what I don't know dude in the

02:12:50.520 --> 02:13:02.040
explosion you hear me yo I love the street by the way okay and your lover

02:13:02.040 --> 02:13:09.040
make me a lot. Can you do that for him? Yeah, W comedy night y'all.

02:13:09.040 --> 02:13:19.040
Chat, this was not the best comedy night yet. Bro, everybody just does the Darth Maul

02:13:19.040 --> 02:13:26.040
shit and I can't stop laughing at it. I don't know why. Am I brain dead or something?

02:13:26.040 --> 02:13:30.840
Big Brian thinking about it. Am I actually brain dead?

02:13:30.840 --> 02:13:33.300
That was the greatest of all time.

02:13:33.300 --> 02:13:35.880
All the winners have their whispers off.

02:13:35.880 --> 02:13:37.980
Yeah, so guys of Gucci can't DM you,

02:13:37.980 --> 02:13:40.020
it's literally impossible to get money.

02:13:40.020 --> 02:13:42.140
All right.

02:13:42.140 --> 02:13:43.300
Play league bum.

02:13:43.300 --> 02:13:44.780
Okay, Jack, should we get on league

02:13:44.780 --> 02:13:46.060
or do one game of Siege?

02:13:48.220 --> 02:13:51.980
Chad, we might get Dantez coaching today.

02:13:51.980 --> 02:13:53.460
Jess, we're gonna do one game of Siege

02:13:53.460 --> 02:13:54.980
or should we get on league?

02:13:54.980 --> 02:13:56.900
Bro, I've been, I've been feigning

02:13:56.900 --> 02:13:58.340
for some league legends.

02:13:58.340 --> 02:14:08.040
I've been feeding kids if it ain't right being

02:14:08.040 --> 02:14:11.800
Jett is Dante's on

02:14:13.080 --> 02:14:18.880
he's Dante's online yeah what a speed doing

02:14:18.880 --> 02:14:34.520
How is he always sweating bro? Jesus Christ! Every time I see this guy he's sweating! What

02:14:34.520 --> 02:14:48.720
the fuck? How is this guy always sweating? What is that? My god!

02:14:48.720 --> 02:14:53.160
He's sitting in a plane, how is, how is he sweaty?

02:14:54.880 --> 02:14:56.280
Oh my God.

02:14:58.440 --> 02:14:59.640
Jinxie check Byron.

02:14:59.640 --> 02:15:01.080
All right, let's see, let's see.

02:15:01.080 --> 02:15:03.880
Full time, five, four.

02:15:03.880 --> 02:15:08.880
Nine goals in a fucking Champions League game.

02:15:08.920 --> 02:15:11.760
What the actual fuck!

02:15:11.760 --> 02:15:13.920
Nine goals in a Champions League game.

02:15:13.920 --> 02:15:29.300
chat what are these emails failed so what bro are there variations what is that great

02:15:29.300 --> 02:15:37.900
job out there Kim each I'm not Kim each bro I didn't play it again I'm not Kim each feel

02:15:37.900 --> 02:15:45.580
hole bro is that son in Brazil bro what the fuck are these emotes bro chat okay

02:15:45.580 --> 02:15:51.340
okay okay okay should we play league with Dante's or play one game of our

02:15:51.340 --> 02:15:57.700
sex first he's Dante's in in line yeah he's in he's in

02:15:58.300 --> 02:16:05.860
and then call them tell him I made him to uh two memes that explain that

02:16:05.860 --> 02:16:09.600
Everything he needs to know okay chat. Tell him I'm gonna call him in

02:16:10.300 --> 02:16:14.620
20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute 20 minute

02:16:14.620 --> 02:16:17.800
We got to get champion on PC y'all. We got no time to waste

02:16:18.540 --> 02:16:20.260
Tell him I'm gonna call him in 20 minute

02:16:20.260 --> 02:16:25.260
We got to get we got to get another win on CJ. Chai play seats this morning y'all. I had

02:16:25.900 --> 02:16:31.180
11 kills and two deaths. I'm actually fucking disgusting. I was in an emerald PC lobby as well

02:16:32.380 --> 02:16:35.180
Indifit ain't right, babe. You know I respect it

02:16:35.180 --> 02:16:41.180
So, Gucci, you're saying we had four winners in Comedy Night and not a single one to have their twitch whispers on?

02:16:41.180 --> 02:16:45.180
Mara! Mara!

02:16:45.180 --> 02:16:49.180
And if it ain't right, babe, you know I respect it.

02:16:49.180 --> 02:16:52.180
Alright, chat. One game of seeds, boys. Let's go.

02:16:52.180 --> 02:16:55.180
Guys, I'm solo killing a champ on PC, guys.

02:16:55.180 --> 02:17:00.180
Guys? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let me go get in the water, chat. Let me go get in the water.

02:17:00.180 --> 02:17:04.180
Chat, come on. Lucky and y'all. Lucky and y'all.

02:18:04.180 --> 02:18:06.180
Thank you.

02:19:04.180 --> 02:19:16.940
JD's and Letterman. Where did Darth Maul go to get his shoes? The Maul. And if it ain't

02:19:16.940 --> 02:19:29.100
right, then... Alright Chad. Guys, I'm swapping my monitor ports. Baby. Bro, where the fuck

02:19:29.100 --> 02:19:48.340
I'm lost with my poor nine where is it bro bro chat you guys know where it is

02:19:48.340 --> 02:19:55.020
chat help help chat help I'm trying to be chatting my mother but I can't find it

02:19:55.020 --> 02:20:04.140
what the hell did this thing de-spawn at oh my god I found it chat let's go guys

02:20:04.140 --> 02:20:06.140
Let's go, guys.

02:20:06.140 --> 02:20:11.140
Let's go, guys.

02:20:11.140 --> 02:20:14.140
All right.

02:20:14.140 --> 02:20:20.140
Where did Darth Vader get his shoes?

02:20:20.140 --> 02:20:22.140
The mall.

02:20:22.140 --> 02:20:24.140
All right, ladies and gentlemen.

02:20:24.140 --> 02:20:26.140
We don't further ado.

02:20:26.140 --> 02:20:28.140
It is time.

02:20:28.140 --> 02:20:31.140
To gain.

02:20:31.140 --> 02:20:33.140
That

02:20:34.260 --> 02:20:39.620
Ladies and gentlemen with an out for to redo it is time to game

02:20:42.340 --> 02:20:48.580
Close out of your other games. What does that do l-bolch? Yo bro legitimately what's wrong with your head?

02:20:52.100 --> 02:20:54.100
W print

02:20:54.100 --> 02:21:07.700
Brother, brother, every time I stand up, there's always one jackass that types W print.

02:21:07.700 --> 02:21:12.940
When it's league, I'm going to play a couple games of ranked guys look at my stats.

02:21:12.940 --> 02:21:16.820
All sort of cute, but chat tell Don Tedz to get ready to go.

02:21:16.820 --> 02:21:20.140
Tell Don Tedz to get ready to chat look at my stats.

02:21:20.140 --> 02:21:23.860
Yo Gucci, I think the game is on the wrong rainbow six Gucci.

02:21:23.860 --> 02:21:29.780
Chat by the way, how about I should be back home in like an hour chat

02:21:32.080 --> 02:21:38.480
Rose gold. Yeah, I'm not actually gold bro like don't raise baby today. Don't fucking raise me

02:21:39.120 --> 02:21:42.480
Don't raise me today. I'm not actually gold buddy. I

02:21:43.480 --> 02:21:46.880
Mean like emerald e-lo it's just hit it anymore. I'm not actually gold

02:21:47.760 --> 02:21:49.760
We bought a cute I

02:21:49.760 --> 02:21:54.560
I accidentally cued 1v1. Are you fucking fisting me?

02:21:57.800 --> 02:22:03.100
You can see watch invincible. I have not watched it grown-ass man in gold. Okay

02:22:04.040 --> 02:22:09.380
First off how's that a rose to be a grown man in a rank second?

02:22:09.960 --> 02:22:16.380
I'm not in gold for the third time. I'm not in gold. It's hidden in the more. It's hidden in the more

02:22:17.140 --> 02:22:19.140
Watch invincible. It is peak

02:22:19.760 --> 02:22:24.460
Don't ever lie to your stream again.

02:22:24.460 --> 02:22:27.380
Your name is rule number 42.

02:22:27.380 --> 02:22:30.140
Jinxie, say happy birthday.

02:22:30.140 --> 02:22:31.900
Whose birthday is it?

02:22:31.900 --> 02:22:33.140
Happy birthday, bro.

02:22:33.140 --> 02:22:34.140
But you are gold.

02:22:34.140 --> 02:22:35.140
It says it.

02:22:35.140 --> 02:22:39.580
Yeah, guys, a caveman can understand this.

02:22:39.580 --> 02:22:43.340
Guys, it says I'm gold, but there's hidden MMR.

02:22:43.340 --> 02:22:47.340
Like, when I get into a game, it's going to be Emerald and Diamond.

02:22:47.340 --> 02:22:52.700
Yeah, it says I'm gold, but it's hidden in a more again a caveman could understand this

02:22:53.820 --> 02:22:55.820
You have a punchable face

02:22:58.540 --> 02:23:02.060
Keep talking i'm almost done they got rid of that

02:23:02.940 --> 02:23:07.980
Yeah, they announced that they're getting rid of hidden in more next season. They did not get rid of it yet

02:23:11.500 --> 02:23:15.180
Have you ever talked to a girl? Uh, yeah, bro. I've talked to a girl before

02:23:15.180 --> 02:23:18.620
Oh, and now everybody's gonna type cap.

02:23:18.620 --> 02:23:21.440
Yeah guys, I actually, hey chat, fun fact,

02:23:21.440 --> 02:23:23.820
I actually leave my house sometimes, yo.

02:23:23.820 --> 02:23:28.420
Cap, cap, wise high-vives typing cap, okay?

02:23:28.420 --> 02:23:29.580
See chat, look.

02:23:31.020 --> 02:23:32.860
Yeah, my current elo is gold,

02:23:32.860 --> 02:23:35.860
but my hidden MMR is emerald on PC, see?

02:23:36.860 --> 02:23:38.380
Do you guys see what I mean?

02:23:38.380 --> 02:23:39.220
See what I mean?

02:23:41.260 --> 02:23:42.780
Bonnie blue doesn't count.

02:23:45.180 --> 02:23:48.180
Fuck you. Oh my god, we got console, but nice.

02:23:51.180 --> 02:23:57.180
Chat, we need to grind rank in the season so we can hit champion on PC and all the haters can suck my dick!

02:23:59.180 --> 02:24:02.180
We gotta hit champion on PC, y'all. Rail me.

02:24:05.180 --> 02:24:08.180
Chat, how long until the new season has seemed like a month, probably?

02:24:09.180 --> 02:24:12.180
Yo, rap, think of it as your one daddy. Poop, think of it as a bunch.

02:24:12.180 --> 02:24:19.180
Garchomp, think of it again. Hold Michael, think of it again. Or whole milk, sorry.

02:24:19.180 --> 02:24:33.180
Jinx, do you never reply to me? Sorry. Call Bernard. Let's see how Bernard's doing, bro.

02:24:33.180 --> 02:24:38.180
Bernard, how you doing, bro?

02:24:38.180 --> 02:24:43.180
I'm doing well. It's always nice to hear from me. How's everything on your side?

02:24:43.180 --> 02:24:49.180
Bernard, I am beginning my League of Legends journey as of two days ago, bro.

02:24:49.180 --> 02:24:56.180
Oh, we're diving into someone as Rift now, huh? It's a wild ride, but super fun once you get the hang of it.

02:24:56.180 --> 02:24:59.180
Bernard, try to guess my rank. Try to guess my rank.

02:24:59.180 --> 02:25:05.180
All right, I'm putting on my guessing hat. You just started, so I'm going with something like...

02:25:05.180 --> 02:25:07.180
You're trying to locate a bomb?

02:25:09.520 --> 02:25:15.880
Yes, my chat is saying plastic, but that's not a real rank. I'm iron. I'm iron, Bernard.

02:25:17.440 --> 02:25:24.880
Questions. Bernard, what role do you think I should play in League? I've tried jungler, I've tried top lane, I've tried ADC.

02:25:25.360 --> 02:25:28.760
What do you think fits my personality, Bernard? Because you know me pretty well.

02:25:28.760 --> 02:25:37.640
Bernard Bernard I have hair

02:25:37.640 --> 02:25:44.920
continue I'm not wrong that was months ago iron figure to 25 gift that I am

02:25:44.920 --> 02:25:51.400
reaching five second you guys were grown up looking at the bomb location

02:25:51.400 --> 02:25:57.080
hey yo I was going to 25 get the dead ass W.A.A.

02:25:57.080 --> 02:26:03.480
wait Bernard you know what I'll call you in an hour with Dante's

02:26:03.480 --> 02:26:10.480
Lock the fuck in, solo key to champion, let's go.

02:26:10.480 --> 02:26:13.480
Solo key to champion, peace key addition!

02:26:13.480 --> 02:26:16.480
New York KD 7.5 window loss.

02:26:24.480 --> 02:26:28.480
Indifference right, baby, you know I respect it.

02:26:28.480 --> 02:26:30.480
Indifference right, baby, you know I respect it.

02:26:30.480 --> 02:26:34.160
Honey I get it I get it I get it. Whoa

02:26:47.680 --> 02:26:49.680
See shadow

02:27:30.480 --> 02:27:37.480
of

02:27:37.480 --> 02:27:43.480
the

02:27:43.480 --> 02:27:45.480
death

02:27:45.480 --> 02:27:51.480
of

02:27:51.480 --> 02:27:57.480
the

02:27:57.480 --> 02:27:59.480
Blank there a bomba

02:28:18.320 --> 02:28:22.880
Really this guy's waiting downstairs, let's fuck him in the ass

02:28:22.880 --> 02:28:30.520
Nice guys, I just run this shit

02:28:40.680 --> 02:28:46.280
Bro, I'm telling you bro. I run BZ bro. This shit is easy. This shit is easy, bro

02:28:46.280 --> 02:28:53.560
Yo, clap and cheeks, thank you for the cheer.

02:28:53.560 --> 02:28:54.560
One daddy.

02:28:54.560 --> 02:28:55.640
Frapp, thank you for the prime.

02:28:55.640 --> 02:28:57.680
Clap and cheeks, clap my cheeks.

02:28:57.680 --> 02:28:59.720
Jack with the 10 gifted.

02:28:59.720 --> 02:29:00.720
Self-skiddydydydy.

02:29:00.720 --> 02:29:03.780
She'll slap you at the time!

02:29:03.780 --> 02:29:05.560
Jack with a 10 gifted.

02:29:05.560 --> 02:29:06.560
Bend me over, Jack.

02:29:06.560 --> 02:29:08.720
Not to have what option I play.

02:29:08.720 --> 02:29:11.780
You are literally in gold right now, mi-ho.

02:29:11.780 --> 02:29:16.780
for the 99th time, my, my, you know what?

02:29:16.820 --> 02:29:17.940
I'm talking to a brick wall.

02:29:17.940 --> 02:29:19.020
Yup, I'm a gold player.

02:29:19.020 --> 02:29:20.540
Oh, A.S. think of it as your one.

02:29:20.540 --> 02:29:22.740
Shoozie think of it as your one.

02:29:22.740 --> 02:29:24.180
Mini think of it as your one.

02:29:25.940 --> 02:29:27.460
You're still in gold?

02:29:27.460 --> 02:29:29.380
Hey buddy, buddy, buddy.

02:29:29.380 --> 02:29:31.860
My hidden MMR is Emerald.

02:29:31.860 --> 02:29:34.460
Hence why there's six Emerald players in the lobby.

02:29:37.380 --> 02:29:38.980
You are in AI lobby.

02:29:38.980 --> 02:29:40.260
It's not AI, bro.

02:29:40.260 --> 02:29:42.460
I'm just the GOAT!

02:29:42.460 --> 02:29:44.060
That one P, Niggaboo the Primer.

02:29:46.180 --> 02:29:47.260
Play mouse and keyboard.

02:29:47.260 --> 02:29:50.420
Uh, I would literally rather get fucked in the ass.

02:29:50.420 --> 02:29:52.980
You can use your drone to locate a bomb.

02:29:52.980 --> 02:29:54.860
For on Siege, I'm good on Roller.

02:29:54.860 --> 02:29:56.420
On League, I'll play mouse.

02:29:58.260 --> 02:29:59.940
This entire stream is AI.

02:29:59.940 --> 02:30:01.380
Nope, real stream.

02:30:01.380 --> 02:30:05.340
Mendrix, Niggaboo the Primer, Nate, Niggaboo the Primer.

02:30:05.340 --> 02:30:06.980
Jigsie, is that you, mate, Tau?

02:30:08.380 --> 02:30:09.340
Yo, what's up?

02:30:09.340 --> 02:30:10.340
What's up, bro?

02:30:14.340 --> 02:30:15.340
Hello, teaming!

02:30:15.340 --> 02:30:16.340
We are going to doing...

02:30:16.340 --> 02:30:19.340
We are going to doing the winning very hard!

02:30:20.340 --> 02:30:21.340
Drone is located above.

02:30:21.340 --> 02:30:23.340
Okay, what push do you want to do this round?

02:30:24.340 --> 02:30:26.340
Um, I think we should doing...

02:30:26.340 --> 02:30:27.340
What are we shooting?

02:30:27.340 --> 02:30:28.340
The enemy commandant, okay?

02:30:29.340 --> 02:30:31.340
Insertion in five seconds.

02:30:35.340 --> 02:30:36.340
You found the bomb.

02:30:36.340 --> 02:30:38.340
Make your way to its location in a few seconds.

02:30:38.340 --> 02:30:40.340
Oh

02:30:59.980 --> 02:31:04.820
Yeah, what is this stupid ass emo what is this stupid ass emo y'all

02:31:04.820 --> 02:31:10.180
This entire stream is AI. I've never did an AI stream

02:31:34.820 --> 02:31:48.820
nice guys, nice guys

02:31:48.820 --> 02:31:51.820
once I'm in the desk I think

02:31:51.820 --> 02:31:57.820
wait I can get the denaris hold on

02:31:57.820 --> 02:32:00.820
I can't cause it, I'm a liar.

02:32:14.820 --> 02:32:15.820
No!

02:32:15.820 --> 02:32:18.820
On the desk, uh, 38 to be on the desk, on the desk.

02:32:20.820 --> 02:32:22.820
Right there for us, swing him, swing him.

02:32:22.820 --> 02:32:35.540
Yo guys that's what I'm talking about right there that's exactly what I'm talking about let's go

02:32:35.540 --> 02:32:46.260
y'all I just such a beam of positivity thank you bro you too man yo guys what is y'all

02:32:46.260 --> 02:32:51.540
peak rank in PC I'm trying to get champ this season this is my this my first season like

02:32:51.540 --> 02:32:52.980
I should play rank on PC.

02:32:52.980 --> 02:32:58.860
So for a season, bro, you know, I was a couple games from diamond fell back a little bit.

02:32:59.340 --> 02:33:00.380
See, but elegant.

02:33:00.380 --> 02:33:02.460
It's not about how you start.

02:33:03.060 --> 02:33:05.060
It's about how you finish out again.

02:33:05.500 --> 02:33:08.180
It's the exact same mindset when you're going in, bro.

02:33:08.180 --> 02:33:09.180
OK.

02:33:09.780 --> 02:33:12.060
Yo, yo, yo, yo, all right.

02:33:12.060 --> 02:33:13.020
Listen, elegant.

02:33:13.020 --> 02:33:14.260
You can get diamond, bro.

02:33:14.260 --> 02:33:15.980
Keep on trying to get diamond, bro.

02:33:15.980 --> 02:33:19.420
Yes, bro. I used to play like I used to play a long time ago on Xbox.

02:33:19.420 --> 02:33:20.580
I always wanted to hit diamond.

02:33:20.580 --> 02:33:22.820
And I just like I stopped that I stopped that flat.

02:33:22.820 --> 02:33:24.820
Vamo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's understandable.

02:33:24.820 --> 02:33:28.900
Wait, so did y'all come from console because this is my first season on PC as well.

02:33:28.900 --> 02:33:31.940
Yes, sir. I did, I did, bro, yeah.

02:33:31.940 --> 02:33:33.860
I played like, I started

02:33:34.660 --> 02:33:38.180
burnt horizon on console, then I stopped playing when like Fortnite was big.

02:33:39.220 --> 02:33:44.580
Valid, valid. Bro, I haven't, um, I haven't actually ran into a cheater yet. Knock on wood.

02:33:45.300 --> 02:33:45.940
We need to look at it.

02:33:45.940 --> 02:33:46.740
Oh, dear God.

02:33:46.740 --> 02:33:47.620
Hey, I hope you don't.

02:33:47.620 --> 02:33:49.220
Everybody knock on their penis.

02:33:49.220 --> 02:33:53.020
Yeah, bro. Listen, I haven't been doing nothing on my penis enough to do that.

02:33:53.020 --> 02:33:53.660
Good, good, good.

02:33:53.660 --> 02:33:54.820
I don't have enough girth.

02:33:57.060 --> 02:33:59.360
Oh, you have a narrow, like a narrow penis?

02:33:59.360 --> 02:34:00.160
That is OK, bro.

02:34:00.160 --> 02:34:01.720
Yeah, it's kind of like a pencil, bro.

02:34:01.720 --> 02:34:02.720
Knock on your table.

02:34:03.960 --> 02:34:05.560
OK.

02:34:05.560 --> 02:34:07.660
OK, yeah, I haven't had to do a cheater yet on PC.

02:34:07.660 --> 02:34:12.100
I heard it was bad, but I was chewing with like Stomp it and Champ lobbies.

02:34:12.100 --> 02:34:14.200
And we didn't run into a single cheater like five games.

02:34:14.200 --> 02:34:17.020
I don't know. Honestly, it's not as bad as everyone says it is,

02:34:17.020 --> 02:34:18.520
at least in my experience.

02:34:18.520 --> 02:34:21.520
So I pray, I hope you're good. I hope you're good.

02:34:21.520 --> 02:34:25.520
And what do y'all think about Muda? Do y'all think you should be unbanned or remain permanent?

02:34:25.520 --> 02:34:26.520
What do you guys think?

02:34:26.520 --> 02:34:28.520
I don't know.

02:34:32.520 --> 02:34:34.520
Jack, I feel like if Muda...

02:34:34.520 --> 02:34:35.520
I believe in second chances.

02:34:36.520 --> 02:34:37.520
Well maybe you should go on.

02:34:37.520 --> 02:34:42.520
I feel like if Muda hasn't cheated on Teej in 7 years...

02:34:44.520 --> 02:34:46.520
AHHHH!

02:34:48.520 --> 02:34:59.120
I just bump into one of these guys and I feel like if Muda hasn't cheated on- like here's

02:34:59.120 --> 02:35:04.240
what I think, this is my opinion on Siege.

02:35:04.240 --> 02:35:07.640
Cheaters are the worst part about this game and cheaters are the scum of the earth and

02:35:07.640 --> 02:35:10.840
cheaters are pieces of shit.

02:35:10.840 --> 02:35:16.760
But people do change and my opinion is if you get permanently banned for cheating

02:35:16.760 --> 02:35:24.760
on Siege, the cooldown to when you get unbanned should be 3 years. If you cheat on Siege,

02:35:24.760 --> 02:35:33.560
you should get unbanned 3 years later. Agree or disagree?

02:35:33.560 --> 02:35:38.840
Now Muda's a little bit different because Muda was cheating on Russ 6 months ago, or that's

02:35:38.840 --> 02:35:44.360
at least what he admitted to. Muda's a serial cheater. So like, you know, I got a lot

02:35:44.360 --> 02:35:50.360
I saw a backlash for saying Muda should be unbanned, like I saw on Twitter like from King George and BikiniBody

02:35:50.360 --> 02:35:52.360
And like I think they're kind of right

02:35:52.360 --> 02:35:54.360
I do see their point

02:35:54.360 --> 02:35:57.360
Because Muda is a serial cheater

02:35:57.360 --> 02:36:01.360
Or he was a serial cheater, whatever the fuck

02:36:01.360 --> 02:36:06.360
But not even Muda, I think if you get banned on Siege for cheating

02:36:06.360 --> 02:36:11.360
You should be banned from Siege for three years

02:36:11.360 --> 02:36:12.360
And then get unbanned

02:36:12.360 --> 02:36:17.440
If you get banned on siege for cheating, I think three years ago

02:36:21.720 --> 02:36:26.560
Nicely does it damn good boys make it five

02:36:27.560 --> 02:36:34.040
Okay, five years. Yeah, you know what if you get banned on siege for cheating

02:36:34.760 --> 02:36:39.160
I'm talking wall hacks D tossing whatever the fuck. Well if you did us

02:36:39.160 --> 02:36:43.440
Yeah, you should probably just be in jail.

02:36:43.440 --> 02:36:48.120
If you get banned on seats for cheating, you should be banned from five years and then get

02:36:48.120 --> 02:36:49.120
unbanned.

02:36:49.120 --> 02:36:51.920
That's what I think.

02:36:51.920 --> 02:36:52.920
Five years.

02:36:52.920 --> 02:36:53.920
Five years.

02:36:53.920 --> 02:36:56.840
Yeah, because who needs the cheat, bro?

02:36:56.840 --> 02:37:01.040
I'm just on control of just fucking people in the ass!

02:37:01.040 --> 02:37:03.040
Who needs the cheat?

02:37:03.040 --> 02:37:08.680
Look at that, don't!

02:37:08.680 --> 02:37:09.680
Everything should be permitted.

02:37:09.680 --> 02:37:10.680
BAAARRAAAA!

02:37:10.680 --> 02:37:15.040
Your brother took a federal crime, you freak.

02:37:15.040 --> 02:37:17.320
You know, this is my take.

02:37:17.320 --> 02:37:21.600
If you get banned, now, Muda's a different case because Muda's a serial cheater on multiple

02:37:21.600 --> 02:37:22.600
games.

02:37:22.600 --> 02:37:25.480
So it might be good to just keep him permanently banned.

02:37:25.480 --> 02:37:29.160
And I do want to retract my statement.

02:37:29.160 --> 02:37:34.040
I saw King George's tweet and I saw Bikini Body's tweet and they're right.

02:37:34.040 --> 02:37:37.640
I had a lot of fun with Muda on like other games like VR Chat.

02:37:37.640 --> 02:37:40.760
So I allowed that to make myself a little bit biased.

02:37:40.760 --> 02:37:43.360
But honestly, bro, if you get permanently banned

02:37:43.360 --> 02:37:45.960
for cheating on Siege, you're permanently banned.

02:37:45.960 --> 02:37:49.120
He shouldn't be above the law because he's a streamer.

02:37:49.120 --> 02:37:50.560
You gotta be near the bomb.

02:37:50.560 --> 02:37:52.520
If you're getting permanently banned for cheating

02:37:52.520 --> 02:37:54.520
on Siege, you should be permanently banned.

02:37:54.520 --> 02:37:55.640
Just because you're a streamer,

02:37:55.640 --> 02:37:57.120
doesn't mean you're above the law.

02:37:57.120 --> 02:37:59.560
I was biased because I had a lot of fun with Muda

02:37:59.560 --> 02:38:01.040
on other games.

02:38:01.040 --> 02:38:01.880
But at the end of the day,

02:38:01.880 --> 02:38:03.720
I think George and Bikini are right, bro.

02:38:03.720 --> 02:38:04.840
I don't think he should be on ban.

02:38:04.840 --> 02:38:11.700
Now maybe in a couple of years, maybe in a couple of years, but if he cheats on other games

02:38:12.040 --> 02:38:13.920
Fuck no, bro

02:38:13.920 --> 02:38:15.920
You have to stop being a serial tear

02:38:25.120 --> 02:38:28.840
I think I'm I think I was just being biased cat and I was just

02:38:34.840 --> 02:38:43.400
by out for no one is above the law buddy you cheat your permit right for at

02:38:43.400 --> 02:38:46.320
least five years down

02:38:48.560 --> 02:38:53.080
I think five years to get cut off now that's

02:38:53.080 --> 02:38:55.080
Watch this.

02:38:55.080 --> 02:38:56.080
Watch this.

02:38:56.080 --> 02:38:58.080
That isn't a perma.

02:38:58.080 --> 02:39:13.080
Well, yeah, so actually, I don't understand the severity of bans because, wait, I don't

02:39:13.080 --> 02:39:15.080
want to die.

02:39:15.080 --> 02:39:22.080
Because, like, do you get perma bans for hacking?

02:39:22.080 --> 02:39:22.580
You're dead!

02:39:23.880 --> 02:39:24.380
What?!

02:39:26.780 --> 02:39:28.280
I'm getting the yellow stairs wall.

02:39:29.080 --> 02:39:29.880
Yeah, you know what?

02:39:29.880 --> 02:39:30.380
Ha ha!

02:39:31.180 --> 02:39:32.280
I'm gonna be honest, bro.

02:39:32.780 --> 02:39:33.580
If you hack...

02:39:34.480 --> 02:39:36.280
I don't know if you should have a beyond band here.

02:39:38.280 --> 02:39:39.180
Hacking is like...

02:39:39.680 --> 02:39:41.580
Because if you think about it, if you zoom out...

02:39:42.280 --> 02:39:45.680
You're making the game miserable for thousands of people, bro.

02:39:46.280 --> 02:39:47.880
I'm pushing up yellow stairs.

02:39:47.880 --> 02:39:49.680
It affects the longevity of a game.

02:39:49.680 --> 02:39:54.680
So if you get perma, I think you should try to be perma.

02:39:54.680 --> 02:39:58.280
So you know what, let's just call it 10 years.

02:39:58.280 --> 02:40:01.280
You get unbanned in 10 years.

02:40:01.280 --> 02:40:06.200
Cause like if you have, it's not like you're just having fun or whatever.

02:40:06.200 --> 02:40:10.680
Like you're making the game miserable for thousands of people.

02:40:10.680 --> 02:40:18.200
What's on the spiral window?

02:40:18.200 --> 02:40:19.200
You're so long.

02:40:19.200 --> 02:40:23.160
Jink see good. You're so cool. Yo, bro. Don't good boy me.

02:40:24.080 --> 02:40:24.880
Doesn't

02:40:25.880 --> 02:40:30.080
It was a pleasure to see you. Hey, I wish y'all the best of

02:40:30.080 --> 02:40:33.560
us in your journeys to diamond. Good luck, guys. That's the

02:40:33.560 --> 02:40:36.080
luck to hit champion. I believe in you. I'm going to try to

02:40:36.080 --> 02:40:38.560
hit it this season on PC if I can. I'm gonna try to get it

02:40:38.560 --> 02:40:41.680
next season. Hey, good luck. You got this. Jink see good

02:40:41.680 --> 02:40:45.920
luck, bro. It was a pleasure. I actually have never

02:40:45.920 --> 02:40:49.220
encountered more wholesome people on PC Siege.

02:40:49.220 --> 02:40:50.920
Normally when I load into the game,

02:40:50.920 --> 02:40:55.720
they just literally call me like a slur and then team kill me because I'm streaming.

02:40:55.720 --> 02:40:57.320
And I don't know what it is,

02:40:57.320 --> 02:41:00.020
but people think team killing is like this funny thing.

02:41:00.020 --> 02:41:02.620
It's so unfunny.

02:41:03.120 --> 02:41:04.720
Okay, chat.

02:41:04.720 --> 02:41:06.820
I know I said I was going to do one game of Siege,

02:41:06.820 --> 02:41:10.620
but let's do two because I did 4-0 and I was like a 10 minute game.

02:41:10.620 --> 02:41:11.720
Let's do one more, one more.

02:41:11.720 --> 02:41:13.120
One more and then I'm on League.

02:41:13.120 --> 02:41:14.020
Sweat.

02:41:14.020 --> 02:41:15.320
One more game and then I'm on League.

02:41:15.320 --> 02:41:18.160
Also we need to grind chat because we need to get champion y'all

02:41:18.800 --> 02:41:20.560
mom, we need to get champion

02:41:24.120 --> 02:41:25.320
Dom test is waiting.

02:41:25.560 --> 02:41:26.160
Okay, chat.

02:41:26.160 --> 02:41:28.200
Can you guys tell Dom test to play one game of league?

02:41:30.920 --> 02:41:32.640
Can you tell Dom test to play one game of league?

02:41:33.200 --> 02:41:38.360
Bro, also today I want to spectate Dom test playing hack room and then try to emulate it.

02:41:38.960 --> 02:41:39.840
Today's going to be peak.

02:41:39.840 --> 02:41:48.440
You should no key to stay on our six. No, I love seeds, but I'm addicted to the league

02:41:48.440 --> 02:41:52.880
right now. I'm not gonna lie. Jack, when do y'all ever see me playing a game off-stream

02:41:52.880 --> 02:42:01.000
bro? I played league off-stream three times, dude. And I'm literally dog shit at league,

02:42:01.000 --> 02:42:07.880
but that's the thing. I love how competitive league is. And I don't know what it is,

02:42:07.880 --> 02:42:16.600
When I get harassed by my teammates in League and they're telling me they're going to report me and shit because of how shit I am, I don't get sad. It motivates me to get better at the game.

02:42:17.680 --> 02:42:19.000
It motivates you to get better at the game.

02:42:22.560 --> 02:42:29.080
I don't know how I would describe League, but it's like League. It's like a torture simulator, but you don't want it to stop.

02:42:29.080 --> 02:42:35.960
I want to get better before I play with K-So, because I think K-So is broad.

02:42:35.960 --> 02:42:38.320
I don't want to sell all of these games.

02:42:38.320 --> 02:42:42.120
I want to get better before I play with K-So.

02:42:42.120 --> 02:42:43.120
I want to get better.

02:42:43.120 --> 02:42:49.480
Yeah, League, it's like a torture simulator, but you don't want it to end.

02:42:49.480 --> 02:42:52.480
I'm actually going to text K-So if he wants to play League in a couple of weeks.

02:42:59.080 --> 02:43:06.080
Bro, playing League with K-Sel would be peaked.

02:43:06.080 --> 02:43:15.720
Fuck League, Dota is for real, man.

02:43:15.720 --> 02:43:18.520
Bro, what's it between Dota and League?

02:43:18.520 --> 02:43:21.400
What is the difference?

02:43:21.400 --> 02:43:23.800
I always knew you were a submissive chud.

02:43:23.800 --> 02:43:25.800
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL!

02:43:29.000 --> 02:43:31.000
Jack, what does it mean, Dota and Lee?

02:43:31.880 --> 02:43:33.880
Dota is third person?

02:43:35.640 --> 02:43:37.640
Dantez is watching?

02:43:37.640 --> 02:43:42.440
Yo, Dantez, if you want to get, like, uh, uh, coached in Siege, let me know buddy.

02:43:42.440 --> 02:43:45.800
I'll show you what a- I'll show you what a fucking real game is.

02:43:45.800 --> 02:43:48.280
Wait, why are we banning Border? I'll fucking report all of you.

02:43:48.280 --> 02:43:50.280
BAN I'M A RUN!

02:43:50.920 --> 02:43:52.920
WHAT THE FUCK?!

02:43:52.920 --> 02:43:54.920
Oh my god, people would have gotten it up.

02:43:54.920 --> 02:43:56.920
Yo bro, border is attacker-sided.

02:43:56.920 --> 02:43:57.920
Why would they have border?

02:43:57.920 --> 02:43:59.920
Why would they have border?

02:43:59.920 --> 02:44:01.920
Dota is Daven's game.

02:44:01.920 --> 02:44:03.920
League is not Daven's game.

02:44:05.920 --> 02:44:06.920
Wait.

02:44:08.920 --> 02:44:10.920
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:44:10.920 --> 02:44:13.920
League of Legends copied Dota?

02:44:13.920 --> 02:44:15.920
Wait, I thought Dota copied League of Legends.

02:44:15.920 --> 02:44:18.920
Wait, you're saying Dota has been around...

02:44:19.920 --> 02:44:21.920
Dota has been around longer than League?

02:44:22.920 --> 02:44:36.360
Dota is much better. High vibes, you're just yapping. High vibes, you're just fucking yapping.

02:44:36.360 --> 02:44:40.920
You're yapping. But chat, you're not explaining why Dota is better. You guys are just saying

02:44:40.920 --> 02:44:42.440
and Dota is better.

02:44:42.440 --> 02:44:43.620
Why is Dota better?

02:44:49.480 --> 02:44:52.020
Cause aren't they like pretty similar in popularity?

02:44:55.400 --> 02:44:56.620
Dota is harder.

02:44:56.620 --> 02:44:59.300
Oh, that's what you say in my life.

02:44:59.300 --> 02:45:01.300
Dota is harder than League!

02:45:01.300 --> 02:45:02.740
Say voila, Hebrew.

02:45:03.600 --> 02:45:04.440
I'm gonna be honest.

02:45:04.440 --> 02:45:06.160
I didn't even know if it's virtually possible

02:45:06.160 --> 02:45:08.080
for there to be a game that's harder than League.

02:45:08.080 --> 02:45:10.220
I've never been more helpless in my life.

02:45:10.220 --> 02:45:19.220
If you're telling me that Dota is harder than League, and I'm already lost on League, I'm not going to touch Dota with a 10 foot pole.

02:45:22.220 --> 02:45:25.220
I'm not going to touch Dota with a 10 foot fucking pole.

02:45:25.220 --> 02:45:32.220
If Dota is harder than League, and League is already borderline impossible, I'm never playing Dota.

02:45:32.220 --> 02:45:34.220
I'm never playing Dota.

02:45:34.220 --> 02:45:36.220
Drone has located a bomb.

02:45:36.220 --> 02:45:38.220
Yo, is this guy cancelling?

02:45:38.220 --> 02:45:40.520
Why would he cancel is there like a cheater on our team?

02:45:41.480 --> 02:45:44.600
Yo guys, why is he cancelling is one of y'all cheating or something?

02:45:47.840 --> 02:45:49.840
What

02:45:52.000 --> 02:45:55.840
Why is he cancelling just one of y'all have like a 5k 5 seconds

02:46:00.200 --> 02:46:02.200
Located a bomb

02:46:03.480 --> 02:46:05.480
What's this guy's fucking problem?

02:46:05.480 --> 02:46:08.480
I know what I do.

02:46:08.480 --> 02:46:13.480
He's got a team kill.

02:46:13.480 --> 02:46:14.480
Look, Nomad aiming at me.

02:46:14.480 --> 02:46:15.480
Look at Nomad.

02:46:15.480 --> 02:46:16.480
Look at Nomad.

02:46:16.480 --> 02:46:23.480
Yo Nomad, why are you aiming at me?

02:46:23.480 --> 02:46:24.480
All he said was what?

02:46:24.480 --> 02:46:25.480
No, he didn't say what.

02:46:25.480 --> 02:46:27.480
He went, what?

02:46:27.480 --> 02:46:28.480
That's what he said.

02:46:28.480 --> 02:46:33.480
He went, what?

02:46:33.480 --> 02:46:40.800
League, that was the second game, no bro, I'm playing one more game and then I'm getting

02:46:40.800 --> 02:46:41.800
on League.

02:46:41.800 --> 02:46:43.600
Chat, relax, we're gonna get on League.

02:46:43.600 --> 02:46:46.480
Guys, all this means is that we're just gonna stream longer.

02:46:46.480 --> 02:46:51.200
Guys, I'm evicted to League, so I'm not even kidding, I might actually be on League

02:46:51.200 --> 02:46:54.840
for like three hours today, four hours.

02:46:54.840 --> 02:46:55.840
You just did a game.

02:46:55.840 --> 02:47:00.480
Sugru, English, English, the game didn't happen, it got canceled.

02:47:00.480 --> 02:47:06.480
X at Luke, I think it's your one. Thank you for the amazing three months. Appreciate you, my boy.

02:47:06.480 --> 02:47:11.480
So three matches. Bro, league matches aren't an hour.

02:47:11.480 --> 02:47:15.480
Bro, league matches are like 25 minutes.

02:47:15.480 --> 02:47:19.480
You literally played a game and lost just now. No, the game got canceled, buddy.

02:47:19.480 --> 02:47:23.480
Chat, look at my PC stats. Does this not make you erect?

02:47:23.480 --> 02:47:28.480
Look at my PC stats. Does this not make you erect?

02:47:28.480 --> 02:47:30.480
Open crates on League.

02:47:30.480 --> 02:47:32.480
League has crates!

02:47:34.480 --> 02:47:36.480
Can we confirm or deny that sentence?

02:47:38.480 --> 02:47:40.480
Can we confirm or deny that sentence?

02:47:42.480 --> 02:47:44.480
What?

02:47:44.480 --> 02:47:46.480
Is there a trading market though?

02:47:47.480 --> 02:47:49.480
Nothing makes me erect anymore.

02:47:49.480 --> 02:47:51.480
You might have erectile dysfunction.

02:47:53.480 --> 02:47:55.480
I'm gonna be honest bro, you might have erectile dysfunction.

02:47:58.480 --> 02:48:06.140
How are you going with 10,000 hours because I'm not going I have an 8 win the loss and I'm in

02:48:06.140 --> 02:48:11.680
Emerald hit in a marvelous you Katie I'm gold because I have like 18 matches play that it's not

02:48:11.680 --> 02:48:18.880
possible to be any higher are you fucking like reindeer when is the 2026 charity match brother

02:48:18.880 --> 02:48:27.360
happened a week ago bro finally reading chat yo the one beauty of siege is siege has so much

02:48:27.360 --> 02:48:33.100
much downtime I can actually reach out. So much downtime. And honestly, so does League

02:48:33.100 --> 02:48:39.240
too because I'm always dying so I can just reach out when I'm dead. Three hours is rookie

02:48:39.240 --> 02:48:44.500
numbers, play League for seven. Yeah, if I play League for seven hours today, I'm going

02:48:44.500 --> 02:48:50.780
to go mentally insane. Yo, when I play League, I'm literally just getting passed

02:48:50.780 --> 02:48:59.500
around like a month. That's all of it is. In iron lobbies, I'm the worst player in iron,

02:48:59.500 --> 02:49:05.180
bro. Do you realize? Jack, the equivalent to that is being the worst player in a copper lobby.

02:49:05.180 --> 02:49:13.020
That's where I'm at with League right now. So we're seeing you look at your chat.

02:49:13.020 --> 02:49:17.080
That boss Gucci?

02:49:17.080 --> 02:49:19.540
Fake cough or cancer?

02:49:19.540 --> 02:49:27.260
It's neither bro.

02:49:27.260 --> 02:49:29.420
Wait Gucci what did he say?

02:49:29.420 --> 02:49:31.420
Idiot.

02:49:31.420 --> 02:49:32.860
Main gun for Brava.

02:49:32.860 --> 02:49:37.420
Use the suppressor.

02:49:37.420 --> 02:49:38.420
That's weed.

02:49:38.420 --> 02:49:39.420
I don't do weed y'all.

02:49:39.420 --> 02:49:46.420
I mean, you kind of look high.

02:49:46.420 --> 02:49:49.420
Jinxie, the furry discord misses you.

02:49:49.420 --> 02:49:52.420
I mean, I'm in season four.

02:49:52.420 --> 02:49:59.420
I'm in season four.

02:49:59.420 --> 02:50:07.420
I mean, you kind of look high.

02:50:07.420 --> 02:50:09.420
Jinxie the furry discord misses you.

02:50:09.960 --> 02:50:13.080
Uh, ma, it's just ban that guy. It's the same freak every time.

02:50:13.080 --> 02:50:17.240
It's big bun or whatever his name is. Just ban him. I'm so tired of that fucking guy.

02:50:17.740 --> 02:50:18.600
Protect the boss.

02:50:18.600 --> 02:50:21.100
It's the same guy. He comes in every other day and types that.

02:50:23.860 --> 02:50:25.860
I'm not in a fucking furry discord.

02:50:28.560 --> 02:50:31.060
And if I was, I would like, I would-

02:50:33.060 --> 02:50:34.420
Why am I even saying this?

02:50:34.420 --> 02:50:34.920
No.

02:50:34.920 --> 02:50:37.920
I'm out of the free discord, shut the fuck up!

02:50:45.920 --> 02:50:47.920
Could you finally connect the other monitor?

02:50:47.920 --> 02:50:48.920
Yeah! Yes!

02:50:48.920 --> 02:50:50.920
Chabler upgrading 2026.

02:50:50.920 --> 02:50:56.920
I'm switching to mainly PC gaming, as you can see I'm on PCC right now.

02:50:56.920 --> 02:50:58.920
And, um, in-counting.

02:50:58.920 --> 02:51:08.920
I'm going to shoot this low pass right here, okay?

02:51:08.920 --> 02:51:09.920
Stop!

02:51:09.920 --> 02:51:10.920
Stop!

02:51:10.920 --> 02:51:11.920
I'm going to grab it.

02:51:11.920 --> 02:51:12.920
Stop!

02:51:12.920 --> 02:51:13.920
Thanks.

02:51:13.920 --> 02:51:14.920
I'm going to crash.

02:51:14.920 --> 02:51:15.920
I'm going to crash.

02:51:15.920 --> 02:51:16.920
I'm going to crash.

02:51:16.920 --> 02:51:17.920
I'm going to crash.

02:51:17.920 --> 02:51:18.920
I'm going to crash.

02:51:18.920 --> 02:51:19.920
I'm going to crash.

02:51:19.920 --> 02:51:21.920
I think I'm gonna kill.

02:51:21.920 --> 02:51:22.920
Thanks.

02:51:26.920 --> 02:51:28.920
My fucking game crashed.

02:51:28.920 --> 02:51:31.920
My fucking game crashed. Say you swear to God.

02:51:34.920 --> 02:51:36.920
Load up, load up, load up.

02:51:38.920 --> 02:51:41.920
Fucking hate this shit!

02:51:42.920 --> 02:51:44.920
You have a billion dollars!

02:51:44.920 --> 02:51:48.920
Reinvest it into the game!

02:51:48.920 --> 02:51:57.920
Fuck! My league has not crashed a single time. My valorant has not crashed a single time.

02:51:57.920 --> 02:52:02.920
My CS has not crashed a single time. Why does ours make scratch every time?

02:52:02.920 --> 02:52:22.480
it's because you have tabs open bro no no no that's not why that's not why it

02:52:22.480 --> 02:52:27.680
did it without the tabs open bro and don't roast my PC my PC is good and I've

02:52:27.680 --> 02:52:35.680
broke my camera. Jesus. Oh my God, this is so fucking unbearable. Why the fuck does that

02:52:35.680 --> 02:52:36.680
shit happen?

02:52:44.680 --> 02:52:46.680
Look at the processors.

02:52:51.680 --> 02:52:54.680
Why is League music playing? I'm in a siege match!

02:52:57.680 --> 02:53:03.680
I'm going to go back to the

02:53:03.680 --> 02:53:07.680
front.

02:53:07.680 --> 02:53:11.680
Right.

02:53:11.680 --> 02:53:14.680
Right.

02:53:14.680 --> 02:53:16.680
Right.

02:53:16.680 --> 02:53:18.680
Right.

02:53:18.680 --> 02:53:28.680
That's the way it is.

02:53:28.680 --> 02:53:36.680
Comedy nights, unclosable.

02:53:36.680 --> 02:53:42.680
Task manager?

02:53:42.680 --> 02:53:47.680
What is task manager again? It's this thing?

02:53:47.680 --> 02:53:49.680
Wait that could be a Lee caught up

02:53:54.840 --> 02:53:57.920
What do you mean son, what do you mean son I'm new to PC and

02:54:00.600 --> 02:54:02.600
Task

02:54:04.200 --> 02:54:06.200
All right y'all there we go

02:54:08.640 --> 02:54:11.200
Yay, we lost the round because my game crashed

02:54:17.680 --> 02:54:21.680
and they banned mozzie

02:54:21.680 --> 02:54:25.680
that's actually aids oh my fucking god

02:54:25.680 --> 02:54:29.680
I've lose the round because my game crashes

02:54:29.680 --> 02:54:33.680
are we dead ass bro

02:54:33.680 --> 02:54:37.680
I'm out of fart I'm out of fart

02:54:37.680 --> 02:54:41.680
ahem

02:54:41.680 --> 02:54:45.680
where's hivemind? wait, hiveminds have a hivemind

02:54:45.680 --> 02:54:51.920
my emote delete system 32 I don't know what that does guys I'm new to PC so I

02:54:51.920 --> 02:54:57.440
don't know anything I'm not new to PC but I'm new to PC gaming I don't know what that does

02:54:57.440 --> 02:55:04.200
I'm just shooting at the challenge go do not do that all right what does it do

02:55:04.200 --> 02:55:13.240
delete system 32 it boosts FPS so this guy's just literally trolling it

02:55:13.240 --> 02:55:16.940
Literally destroys your PC. All right mobs perma ban him

02:55:18.660 --> 02:55:21.420
Permaband the guy that said the delete system 32 now

02:55:33.580 --> 02:55:35.580
Jinxie Daisy is harder

02:55:38.140 --> 02:55:41.600
I'm just gonna mute it because like even if he gives me comms

02:55:41.600 --> 02:55:46.120
I'm not gonna hear you want one right here cuz my ears are gonna explode. Yo, um

02:55:53.160 --> 02:55:56.760
There's not a single or game in the world that's harder than me period

02:55:58.640 --> 02:56:00.640
Unless you say don't

02:56:02.000 --> 02:56:07.200
Swimming max I thought siege had a big learning gap. That's nothing about

02:56:11.600 --> 02:56:18.600
I'm passing Mr. Pop.

02:56:18.600 --> 02:56:21.600
Jammer ready.

02:56:21.600 --> 02:56:26.600
Loading, you make.

02:56:32.600 --> 02:56:34.600
Rocket League, you mean?

02:56:34.600 --> 02:56:37.600
Rocket League doesn't have a learning gap, it's just a mechanical gap.

02:56:37.600 --> 02:56:40.600
The league has a mechanical gap and a learning gap.

02:56:49.600 --> 02:56:51.600
Jerkmate ranked is the hardest.

02:56:51.600 --> 02:56:52.600
Alright.

02:57:37.600 --> 02:57:44.600
of

02:57:44.600 --> 02:57:47.600
death

02:57:47.600 --> 02:57:52.600
of

02:57:52.600 --> 02:57:57.600
death

02:57:57.600 --> 02:58:02.600
of

02:58:02.600 --> 02:58:04.600
death

02:58:04.600 --> 02:58:14.600
Lockers, lockers, close off the door.

02:58:14.600 --> 02:58:25.600
I'm just a go, bro.

02:58:25.600 --> 02:58:26.600
I'm just a go.

02:58:26.600 --> 02:58:29.600
What do you mean, mood, PC check, Wi-Fi, EXE?

02:58:29.600 --> 02:58:31.600
Bro, I saw his foot.

02:58:31.600 --> 02:58:32.600
What are you saying?

02:58:32.600 --> 02:58:33.600
Rock in Glock.

02:58:33.600 --> 02:58:35.600
Think of it it's your one, come on, think of it it's your one.

02:58:39.180 --> 02:58:42.140
Bro, why are you still talking to that sperm animal?

02:58:42.140 --> 02:58:44.620
Why did I see three people like that?

02:58:44.620 --> 02:58:45.860
Bro, let it go, bro.

02:58:45.860 --> 02:58:48.260
Like, let that shit die, let that shit die.

02:58:52.740 --> 02:58:55.540
Bro, chat, I don't know, man.

02:58:55.540 --> 02:58:56.940
I don't know.

02:58:56.940 --> 02:59:01.220
Why is my KD better on PC than console?

02:59:02.140 --> 02:59:03.460
I'm controller on both.

02:59:03.460 --> 02:59:04.460
Why is that, bro?

02:59:06.740 --> 02:59:08.880
Like, I don't even know if I'm in low lobbies either,

02:59:08.880 --> 02:59:11.180
cause like, Malusia has a champ out of him.

02:59:16.520 --> 02:59:17.680
Bro, it's just something about

02:59:17.680 --> 02:59:19.980
when I'm on double the frames, I'm just him.

02:59:21.200 --> 02:59:22.760
I'm just him, bro.

02:59:22.760 --> 02:59:23.600
I'm him.

02:59:26.360 --> 02:59:27.700
I'm him.

02:59:27.700 --> 02:59:29.080
Bro, I might dead ass hit champ

02:59:29.080 --> 02:59:30.760
with like a crazy KD this season.

02:59:30.760 --> 02:59:31.600
Dead ass.

02:59:33.460 --> 02:59:38.580
play story games again next story game I'm gonna do is GTA share the area and I'm

02:59:38.580 --> 02:59:45.660
American protect this I'm a man marathon just like I did with red dead

02:59:53.100 --> 02:59:59.920
yeah that red dead marathon was so fucking beat that red dead marathon was

02:59:59.920 --> 03:00:01.920
So if you can't find it

03:00:05.960 --> 03:00:10.900
Brothers that emote from the red dead for all that red dead stream with soapy

03:00:17.080 --> 03:00:21.200
Only time I ever tried over a video game bro red dead with them

03:00:29.920 --> 03:00:52.080
I put two people on one HP.

03:00:52.080 --> 03:00:55.400
No Mads on one HP and Vox on one HP.

03:00:55.400 --> 03:00:57.400
Are we dead ass?

03:00:57.400 --> 03:00:59.400
What the fuck

03:00:59.440 --> 03:01:03.720
Put that yeah, good black eyes in my ass. Don't be run me an attack

03:01:04.920 --> 03:01:07.920
Super this isn't a low lobby bro. This guy's champ at home

03:01:10.160 --> 03:01:16.780
Bro chat, I don't know the last of us. What is that game? I've heard of it. I don't know is that a story game?

03:01:16.780 --> 03:01:35.460
What is the last of us is it is it a zombie game it's a zombie game the last of us let

03:01:35.460 --> 03:01:42.460
Let me look up a picture.

03:01:51.940 --> 03:01:54.340
Oh it is.

03:01:54.340 --> 03:01:57.060
It's a story game.

03:01:57.060 --> 03:02:00.220
How long does it take to finish the last of us?

03:02:00.220 --> 03:02:03.220
One hour four remaining.

03:02:05.460 --> 03:02:12.260
chatty all me to try to play that game 14 hours not bad at all

03:02:12.260 --> 03:02:16.740
he's off this right now

03:02:16.740 --> 03:02:19.940
that's a match, thank you

03:02:19.940 --> 03:02:24.540
malusia's a vz champ so there's no way

03:02:24.540 --> 03:02:28.340
he's targeted by the head of the team

03:02:28.340 --> 03:02:30.860
oh who

03:02:30.860 --> 03:02:35.420
Eliminated mission successful just so long at all 14 hours. We could definitely play that

03:02:39.620 --> 03:02:42.760
You got it ain't for Remy thinking about gifted baby

03:02:46.060 --> 03:02:50.180
The last of us what are you subordinate right now?

03:02:53.620 --> 03:02:55.620
Yes, bro, yes

03:03:00.860 --> 03:03:06.700
wait can you like say a sentence for me real quick real quick I'm gonna act like

03:03:06.700 --> 03:03:09.460
I'm a soundboard

03:03:09.460 --> 03:03:21.020
I'm talking about the Mr. B should be bronze can you like give me a sentence real quick

03:03:21.020 --> 03:03:24.020
Say that that could be your favorite operator right?

03:03:24.020 --> 03:03:25.020
Bah!

03:03:25.020 --> 03:03:28.020
I'm going to ask them to set on board.

03:03:34.020 --> 03:03:35.020
Good ring!

03:03:42.020 --> 03:03:43.020
Bad ring!

03:03:43.020 --> 03:03:46.020
Are you cheating money champs?

03:03:48.020 --> 03:03:49.020
Bah!

03:03:51.020 --> 03:03:59.960
He thinks I'm a cheating soundboard taking that as a yes

03:03:59.960 --> 03:04:12.380
Barra, so we're a couple indeed. He definitely thinks I'm a soundboard

03:04:12.380 --> 03:04:22.380
So Chad, you guys want me to play through the last of us also?

03:04:22.380 --> 03:04:28.180
Or we could easily play that whole game in one stream.

03:04:28.180 --> 03:04:30.380
Remy, you can divide the game to the advantage.

03:04:30.380 --> 03:04:31.380
Ten seconds.

03:04:31.380 --> 03:04:35.380
Okay, I'll do that before I do GTA then.

03:04:35.380 --> 03:04:37.380
Insertion in five seconds.

03:04:37.380 --> 03:04:39.380
Witness, Minecraft?

03:04:39.380 --> 03:04:45.780
Dude me and Rod are doing located at the Minecraft hardcore marathon on May 16

03:04:50.780 --> 03:04:55.560
Bro, but I always thought the last of us in the walking dead with the same game. I have no idea

03:05:09.380 --> 03:05:24.140
I'm gonna get so many kills

03:05:24.140 --> 03:05:46.180
all that it was not you nine all that it was not you oh my god

03:05:46.180 --> 03:05:47.180
What?

03:05:47.180 --> 03:05:58.180
I might lose this, I need to lock in.

03:05:58.180 --> 03:06:02.180
I need to lock in, this is bad guys, this is so bad.

03:06:02.180 --> 03:06:07.180
Dude, Valkyrie's on this camp.

03:06:07.180 --> 03:06:10.180
Come down here, Valkyrie's about to jump out.

03:06:10.180 --> 03:06:15.180
Valkyrie's over here.

03:06:15.180 --> 03:06:19.340
I pinged it, I pinged it three times, right here, right here, he's right here, on a cam,

03:06:19.340 --> 03:06:25.780
on a cam, right here, on a cam, off it, gone out, gone out, on my yellow ping, standing

03:06:25.780 --> 03:06:26.780
on my yellow ping.

03:06:26.780 --> 03:06:27.780
Did you wall bang this?

03:06:27.780 --> 03:06:28.780
Wall bang at level?

03:06:28.780 --> 03:06:31.780
Go through the door.

03:06:31.780 --> 03:06:38.180
She's low, she's low, she's like here now, bro, enter the main, okay, no, no, peek

03:06:38.180 --> 03:06:40.860
in the window, the window, on the window, on the window, bro, you gotta kill this

03:06:40.860 --> 03:06:47.160
It's giving me an aneurysm right here right here right on the window right on the window laying down laying down laying down

03:06:47.160 --> 03:06:49.160
Under the window laying down

03:06:49.500 --> 03:06:51.800
Bro go through the main door and wall bang

03:06:54.660 --> 03:06:59.140
You got him brother nice kill. He's gonna just went through the main door

03:07:07.340 --> 03:07:09.340
Nice

03:07:10.860 --> 03:07:16.800
wait kill the scott and we win right there right there nice okay now there

03:07:16.800 --> 03:07:23.480
might go plant there might go plant that's your hold them that's you got to

03:07:23.480 --> 03:07:27.680
hold up you got to protect your life after 15 seconds remaining hold that

03:07:27.680 --> 03:07:29.680
angle yep

03:07:38.680 --> 03:07:40.680
He's climbed on the...

03:07:40.680 --> 03:07:42.680
He's climbed on the sandwich door

03:07:45.680 --> 03:07:48.680
OH MY GOD YOU'RE THE GOAT DERMITE

03:07:50.680 --> 03:07:52.680
They're my facture to go, HOLY SHIT

03:07:52.680 --> 03:08:02.680
They're my taxi to go. Wow. They're my taxi to go.

03:08:02.680 --> 03:08:08.680
League today, yeah, I'm getting on League, like literally right after this game.

03:08:08.680 --> 03:08:15.680
Wow. Dude, little 2-0 rank sesh.

03:08:15.680 --> 03:08:20.680
The Walking Dead has a game. Yeah, chat, that's the thing, bro. There's so many story games, dude.

03:08:20.680 --> 03:08:23.400
The only one I played is Red Dead, bro.

03:08:23.400 --> 03:08:26.160
And that was peak, I'm not gonna lie.

03:08:26.160 --> 03:08:31.080
But yeah, if The Last of Us is 14 hours, I could definitely play that.

03:08:31.080 --> 03:08:34.400
Dreaming the original.

03:08:34.400 --> 03:08:39.440
Bro, maybe we could play The Last of Us soon.

03:08:39.440 --> 03:08:41.360
Maybe we could play it soon, y'all.

03:08:41.360 --> 03:08:44.680
Sub-Jing-C.

03:08:44.680 --> 03:08:46.440
What's good, bro?

03:08:46.440 --> 03:08:47.240
Play with Don't Test?

03:08:47.240 --> 03:08:49.320
Yeah, I'm gonna get on League right after this game.

03:08:49.320 --> 03:08:51.320
Locked

03:08:52.820 --> 03:08:57.080
I'm gonna leave out this check who thinks I could get out of iron today. I'm

03:08:57.840 --> 03:09:01.860
I thought you I thought you had a voice changer. I mean I was a voice changer dog

03:09:01.880 --> 03:09:06.340
Yeah, no, I was kind of just trolling trying to make you guys think it was a voice changer. I was just spamming ball, right?

03:09:08.840 --> 03:09:11.800
Sorry, bro, but good stuff, bro. Y'all are locked

03:09:13.120 --> 03:09:18.480
Conductor not really man. Not really. What are you guys peak ranks on PC bro like diamond?

03:09:19.320 --> 03:09:22.920
I'm on console champ. You're gonna make me pee.

03:09:24.680 --> 03:09:25.180
What?

03:09:28.120 --> 03:09:29.640
Don't talk! Just don't talk!

03:09:35.640 --> 03:09:38.920
I was console champ, but it's just your PC and head champ.

03:09:39.720 --> 03:09:41.240
Orra bro. Orra.

03:09:42.200 --> 03:09:42.700
Orra.

03:09:44.760 --> 03:09:45.480
Brexit 2 on.

03:09:45.480 --> 03:09:49.600
Okay they're upstairs with them.

03:09:49.600 --> 03:09:50.600
They're using chat.

03:09:50.600 --> 03:09:53.100
Upstairs with a leech in.

03:09:53.100 --> 03:09:54.000
I'm gonna be a non-

03:09:54.000 --> 03:09:55.140
Now you're gonna be nervous, brother.

03:09:55.140 --> 03:09:56.440
Now you're gonna be nervous.

03:09:56.440 --> 03:09:59.360
Bro, you're not gonna be nervous.

03:09:59.360 --> 03:10:01.240
I'm gonna be a non-

03:10:01.240 --> 03:10:06.680
We're take, we're take go.

03:10:06.680 --> 03:10:09.620
We're take go.

03:10:09.620 --> 03:10:12.600
We're take go.

03:10:12.600 --> 03:10:14.640
Up, up, up, up, up.

03:10:14.640 --> 03:10:18.680
Up, again, okay, but nobody's living with my security.

03:10:18.680 --> 03:10:19.740
I didn't put a pre-plate.

03:10:19.740 --> 03:10:21.120
Can you not play jungle today?

03:10:21.120 --> 03:10:23.120
Bro, if I'm playing with Don'taz, he's gonna want me to cook.

03:10:23.120 --> 03:10:24.120
Yo, swampy can?

03:10:24.120 --> 03:10:25.600
I got a sniper to secure me.

03:10:25.600 --> 03:10:26.600
No.

03:10:26.600 --> 03:10:29.080
The anchor's very nice, dude.

03:10:29.080 --> 03:10:31.740
There's no rotate security.

03:10:31.740 --> 03:10:34.560
They like running out on myself.

03:10:34.560 --> 03:10:36.540
That's about to be done.

03:10:36.540 --> 03:10:38.300
Is this abandoned, or what?

03:10:38.300 --> 03:10:41.680
Yeah, there's that right now.

03:11:11.680 --> 03:11:18.480
Located above hold my code me capital hold me. I'm gonna grab those cams. I don't think I'm walking out this

03:11:20.040 --> 03:11:21.880
I'm gonna call it

03:11:21.880 --> 03:11:23.880
They still like

03:11:25.960 --> 03:11:27.960
Okay

03:11:28.160 --> 03:11:30.160
Okay

03:11:41.680 --> 03:11:50.400
Let's us for four. Yo. Gds. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for

03:11:50.400 --> 03:11:57.680
League of Legends Day 3, baby. Oh my god, let's go. Chat is Dante's

03:11:57.680 --> 03:12:04.820
back someone. with you. He's

03:12:05.420 --> 03:12:09.300
of Legends Day.

03:12:13.160 --> 03:12:19.680
guidedannyṛṣṇa Rodney.

03:12:20.080 --> 03:12:26.700
Stop. Hi I'm

03:12:26.700 --> 03:12:34.020
Don't has ready. It's not as ready. It's fucking time. Is don't has fucking ready. It is fucking time

03:12:35.460 --> 03:12:37.460
Is don't has fucking ready

03:12:38.860 --> 03:12:40.860
It is so time

03:12:43.260 --> 03:12:44.700
What do you say?

03:12:44.700 --> 03:12:48.740
It's done to have fucking ready you could call him wait for it. Okay?

03:12:50.340 --> 03:12:52.900
Don't has I'm gonna go tinkle and then

03:12:52.900 --> 03:12:57.740
And John says, I'm going to fuck shit up today, bro.

03:12:57.740 --> 03:13:00.460
I'm going to fuck shit up today.

03:13:00.460 --> 03:13:02.140
Chat enjoy the league music.

03:13:02.140 --> 03:13:03.300
I'm gonna go pee.

03:13:03.300 --> 03:13:04.220
Let's go.

03:13:04.220 --> 03:13:05.460
Locky and y'all.

03:13:05.460 --> 03:13:07.540
Yo, Licks with the 50 gifted.

03:13:07.540 --> 03:13:10.380
Licks lick my dick, baby.

03:13:10.380 --> 03:13:12.980
As long as the rating plus and consensual.

03:13:12.980 --> 03:13:13.980
BRB, let's go!

03:14:52.900 --> 03:15:14.800
I've mine. Nope. I'm done with this fucking slow game. Fucking fucking fucking fucking

03:15:14.800 --> 03:15:25.800
of the day. Ask not.

03:15:25.800 --> 03:15:32.800
High five. High five. High five.

03:15:44.800 --> 03:15:54.800
Wait for that.

03:15:54.800 --> 03:16:04.800
Wait for that.

03:16:04.800 --> 03:16:10.800
L Flutter.

03:16:10.800 --> 03:16:11.800
That's OG.

03:16:11.800 --> 03:16:13.800
That is OG.

03:16:13.800 --> 03:16:20.440
okay guys i forgot what i was gonna say oh there it is quote of the day

03:16:23.000 --> 03:16:28.360
if you think it's a good idea jerk off first

03:16:30.760 --> 03:16:38.440
chat is don't has ready is don't has ready here we go is don't has ready y'all is don't

03:16:38.440 --> 03:16:44.640
Taz ready my fucking fucking League of Legends fucking heck from coach

03:16:50.560 --> 03:16:52.560
Jinxie

03:17:00.360 --> 03:17:05.780
Bro, I'm fucking ready. Well, I'm fucking ready day three of League of Legends

03:17:05.780 --> 03:17:12.220
Do you want me to hit heck from time to make what do you think? Okay? Oh, I got it

03:17:13.100 --> 03:17:19.900
What what I'm listening. I'm listening. You play the best game of heck room your capable of playing live

03:17:20.540 --> 03:17:27.220
Coach me with what exactly you're doing why you're doing it and then I try to emulate your heck room

03:17:28.740 --> 03:17:34.220
So tell me that I'm gonna turn you into me somebody said play Garen in jungle

03:17:34.220 --> 03:17:36.220
What is that? Is that good or bad?

03:17:36.900 --> 03:17:40.600
No, but you don't want to do that, bro. Trust me. Wait, nonsense

03:17:40.600 --> 03:17:44.340
Should I play garen top lane and you coach me or hack room double?

03:17:45.300 --> 03:17:49.660
Okay, let me ask you a question. Do you want to get fucked or do you want to do the fucking?

03:17:54.180 --> 03:17:56.180
Depends what mood I'm in

03:17:58.020 --> 03:18:00.020
Wait, okay, no

03:18:04.220 --> 03:18:06.220
No, no, no, ask that again.

03:18:06.220 --> 03:18:10.220
Do you want to get fucked or do you want to do the fucking?

03:18:10.220 --> 03:18:13.220
I want to do the fucking, bro, yes.

03:18:13.220 --> 03:18:17.220
Okay, then listen, you're gonna have to get it out of your mind right now.

03:18:17.220 --> 03:18:20.220
For you, laning doesn't exist, do you understand?

03:18:20.220 --> 03:18:27.220
You need to eat, breathe, sleep, and jerk off to jungle, and that is it!

03:18:27.220 --> 03:18:34.980
Like, how can you sit there after finding out the magical greatness that jungle is yesterday

03:18:34.980 --> 03:18:37.780
and you can even think about going to top lane?

03:18:37.780 --> 03:18:43.060
Like, Jinxie, it's like you just met your soulmate and you're talking about the fact

03:18:43.060 --> 03:18:49.180
that the 40, uh, 45 year old prostitute on the street corner might actually be the

03:18:49.180 --> 03:18:50.180
love of your life.

03:18:50.180 --> 03:18:52.980
Like, you need to get your mind out of the government!

03:18:52.980 --> 03:18:53.980
You're right.

03:18:53.980 --> 03:18:56.380
You know what I like about jungle, dude?

03:18:56.380 --> 03:19:02.380
My teammates are literally getting their heads decapitated. I'm just sitting there farming a frog. I actually loved

03:19:03.060 --> 03:19:08.900
Yeah, I'm telling you. Yeah, it's like you're the one. Okay, but listen, I actually made something for you today

03:19:08.900 --> 03:19:13.380
Are you ready? Yes, bro? Yes, talk to me talk to me. Okay, look at my screen

03:19:16.020 --> 03:19:19.900
Okay, so do you remember yesterday when you were asking me you were saying hey

03:19:19.900 --> 03:19:23.220
I want to know everything that goes on in your brain. Yes. Yeah

03:19:23.220 --> 03:19:31.100
So I actually made you two iceberg memes that actually fully encapsulate the

03:19:31.100 --> 03:19:38.820
jungle role and then also base league mechanics. So right now we're working on

03:19:38.820 --> 03:19:43.940
you to like figure this out right level one but eventually one day you're gonna

03:19:43.940 --> 03:19:50.100
be getting all the way to level five. Holy shit bro. Finger placement on keyboard,

03:19:50.100 --> 03:19:52.100
Eyes on three places character had minimap

03:19:52.820 --> 03:19:58.860
Right clicking instead of holding down the mouse button right clicking items to buy components fog of war. What is fog of war?

03:19:59.340 --> 03:20:04.580
So fog of war is like how you can't see things unless you have vision on them

03:20:05.620 --> 03:20:06.780
okay

03:20:06.780 --> 03:20:08.060
so

03:20:08.060 --> 03:20:10.860
So what we'll do is we can either do one of two things

03:20:10.860 --> 03:20:13.060
It's whatever you think would help you more

03:20:13.060 --> 03:20:18.540
We can either start off by talking about these concepts, and I'll explain level one and level two

03:20:18.540 --> 03:20:24.860
Or we can go straight into the informative game where I tell you everything I do so you can become me

03:20:24.860 --> 03:20:26.860
Which one do you want to do?

03:20:27.140 --> 03:20:33.720
Let's discuss this for a couple of minutes and then go into the informative game and then I play

03:20:33.720 --> 03:20:37.580
Hackroom and literally start fucking people with no lubricant and iron

03:20:38.380 --> 03:20:41.900
All right, that's what I like to fucking here. That's what I like to share

03:20:41.980 --> 03:20:45.340
So listen, there's one thing that you're gonna have to do first though

03:20:45.340 --> 03:20:50.580
Can you open up a game and practice tool because I heard something today and we're gonna have to help you with something

03:20:54.500 --> 03:21:01.200
Where's practice to create custom yep, so it's in a custom create there you go create custom all right now

03:21:01.200 --> 03:21:04.080
You're gonna do I know it's training. It's not custom is training

03:21:07.380 --> 03:21:09.380
Remy thinking about it

03:21:09.380 --> 03:21:11.380
Alright, there you go.

03:21:11.380 --> 03:21:15.820
Alright, so now I'll just lock in Hecarim and I'll explain to you a few things from like

03:21:15.820 --> 03:21:17.900
the level 1 section, okay?

03:21:17.900 --> 03:21:20.740
Because I looked a little bit at your gameplay, right?

03:21:20.740 --> 03:21:25.820
And I even talked to like a few of your viewers too, and I created a list that's going to

03:21:25.820 --> 03:21:31.100
turn you from a 3 to a 5 instantly.

03:21:31.100 --> 03:21:32.100
Really?

03:21:32.100 --> 03:21:33.100
Really?

03:21:33.100 --> 03:21:34.100
Instantly.

03:21:34.100 --> 03:21:37.100
Okay, wait, wait, should you be seeing my whole screen share or no, no, no, could

03:21:37.100 --> 03:21:38.100
you see it?

03:21:38.100 --> 03:21:40.500
Oh yeah, just share it. Let me see if I can see it.

03:21:41.140 --> 03:21:41.940
Can you see it?

03:21:42.740 --> 03:21:44.660
Uh, no, you're not sharing yet.

03:21:45.140 --> 03:21:45.780
What?

03:21:46.420 --> 03:21:47.380
Wait, look now.

03:21:48.500 --> 03:21:50.260
Check now, check now. Can you see it now?

03:21:51.300 --> 03:21:52.740
Alright, now you're good yet. Now you're good.

03:21:53.780 --> 03:21:54.580
Okay, perfect.

03:21:54.900 --> 03:21:58.260
So, the first thing you're gonna do is I want you to press the escape.

03:21:59.060 --> 03:22:00.580
Wait, let me put my controller over here.

03:22:01.540 --> 03:22:02.040
Alright.

03:22:02.740 --> 03:22:03.860
Okay, so press the escape.

03:22:04.900 --> 03:22:06.180
Wait, I'm unplugging this.

03:22:06.180 --> 03:22:11.180
All right, but you see how right now your character is in the middle of your screen?

03:22:11.180 --> 03:22:12.180
Whoa!

03:22:12.180 --> 03:22:13.180
Ahhhh!

03:22:13.180 --> 03:22:15.180
Minions has fallen.

03:22:15.180 --> 03:22:16.180
Whoa.

03:22:16.180 --> 03:22:17.180
Whoa.

03:22:17.180 --> 03:22:18.180
Wait, what just happened?

03:22:18.180 --> 03:22:19.180
Yeah, you're good.

03:22:19.180 --> 03:22:20.180
Okay.

03:22:20.180 --> 03:22:21.180
Is it good now?

03:22:21.180 --> 03:22:22.180
Yeah.

03:22:22.180 --> 03:22:23.180
Wait, are you good?

03:22:23.180 --> 03:22:24.180
Wait, what just happened?

03:22:24.180 --> 03:22:25.180
I'm good.

03:22:25.180 --> 03:22:30.180
I had to move my controller and it almost unplugged my channel.

03:22:30.180 --> 03:22:31.180
All right.

03:22:31.180 --> 03:22:32.180
Okay.

03:22:32.180 --> 03:22:33.180
Nice.

03:22:33.180 --> 03:22:34.180
Listen.

03:22:34.180 --> 03:22:37.460
Yeah, so you see how right now your character is in the middle of your screen right?

03:22:37.460 --> 03:22:38.180
Plus Y?

03:22:39.300 --> 03:22:42.180
Alright, yeah you're good. Uh, just keep block camera. Keep block camera.

03:22:43.860 --> 03:22:45.700
So, B plus Y?

03:22:45.700 --> 03:22:47.220
Christ!

03:22:49.220 --> 03:22:51.460
What the fuck is going on today? God.

03:22:53.940 --> 03:22:55.940
Stop breaking me little shit.

03:22:58.820 --> 03:23:00.420
Okay. Can you see?

03:23:00.420 --> 03:23:02.660
Alright. Okay, now you're good. Now you're good.

03:23:03.620 --> 03:23:05.300
Okay, are you ready?

03:23:05.300 --> 03:23:07.460
Ah, born ready. Let's do this shit!

03:23:08.620 --> 03:23:10.620
Jinxie, are you ready to die?

03:23:11.260 --> 03:23:15.060
Yes, bro. I'm tired of getting passed around like a fucking blunt and iron, bro. Let's go.

03:23:15.460 --> 03:23:18.740
All right, well now you're gonna be the one doing the passing around.

03:23:20.500 --> 03:23:23.820
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so press escape.

03:23:25.060 --> 03:23:28.580
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna go where it says camera. You see that?

03:23:28.580 --> 03:23:36.020
and on the bottom you see oh you already have per side offset oh wait oh yeah

03:23:36.020 --> 03:23:40.540
no mind you're good then okay cool so that's the first thing done okay so the

03:23:40.540 --> 03:23:44.580
next thing what we're gonna do is we're gonna talk a little bit about the the

03:23:44.580 --> 03:23:48.380
icebergs okay so do you want me to send them to you or do you want me to just

03:23:48.380 --> 03:23:54.660
read it for now talk to me about it okay where are your fingers right now my

03:23:54.660 --> 03:24:02.340
middle finger is on W and that's it. Okay so this is what we're gonna do. From now

03:24:02.340 --> 03:24:06.900
on how it's gonna work is you're gonna have your middle finger on W, your

03:24:06.900 --> 03:24:15.940
index finger on E, and then you're like ring finger on Q okay? Okay. Okay and then

03:24:15.940 --> 03:24:20.500
you're always gonna want to keep your fingers on those keys. Now when you're

03:24:20.500 --> 03:24:26.220
going to use your ultimate, your index finger is going to go from E to R to use all of them.

03:24:26.220 --> 03:24:27.220
You understand?

03:24:27.220 --> 03:24:28.220
Yep.

03:24:28.220 --> 03:24:29.220
Okay.

03:24:29.220 --> 03:24:32.700
And that is never going to change, like you're always going to keep it.

03:24:32.700 --> 03:24:37.460
Your index finger can also move to like press Y, but in general that's what we're going

03:24:37.460 --> 03:24:39.300
to be doing now, okay?

03:24:39.300 --> 03:24:44.500
QWE, so just QWE, QWE, and then R for all of them.

03:24:44.500 --> 03:24:45.500
Exactly.

03:24:45.500 --> 03:24:49.220
Another thing we're going to talk about, I want you to just move a little bit

03:24:49.220 --> 03:24:56.220
on the map right now because I want to show you something.

03:24:56.220 --> 03:25:00.900
So Jinxie, I want you to make your character go in circles.

03:25:00.900 --> 03:25:04.340
Like go in the middle of a lane and then just make him go in circles.

03:25:04.340 --> 03:25:09.540
And I want you to hold down mouse click while you do it, okay?

03:25:09.540 --> 03:25:11.140
Because I want you to see this visually.

03:25:11.140 --> 03:25:15.380
Okay, now what I want you to do is click right next to your character and click

03:25:15.380 --> 03:25:18.900
all around yourself with your mouse click.

03:25:18.900 --> 03:25:20.900
Do you see how that's way faster?

03:25:20.900 --> 03:25:21.900
Yeah.

03:25:21.900 --> 03:25:22.900
Why is that?

03:25:22.900 --> 03:25:23.900
So the reason why?

03:25:23.900 --> 03:25:27.740
Yeah, so the reason why is because there's actually an input delay in League where if

03:25:27.740 --> 03:25:33.820
you hold down your right click, your character will only have a refresh rate like every three

03:25:33.820 --> 03:25:35.260
quarters of a second.

03:25:35.260 --> 03:25:39.220
But if you actually do another movement input, it registers instantly.

03:25:39.220 --> 03:25:41.220
Do you understand?

03:25:41.220 --> 03:25:42.220
What?

03:25:42.220 --> 03:25:43.220
Yes.

03:25:43.220 --> 03:25:46.980
So that's the reason why when you're playing, you always want to make sure that when

03:25:46.980 --> 03:25:51.620
you're moving especially if you're going to be trying to dodge abilities stuff like that then you

03:25:51.620 --> 03:25:57.140
always want to spam click because if you don't you're going to be too slow because of the input

03:25:57.140 --> 03:26:06.260
delay from your mouse okay so always tap never hold yeah exactly well you can hold if you're

03:26:06.260 --> 03:26:09.860
going to go like a long distance right like if you're just going to do one movement commands

03:26:09.860 --> 03:26:16.500
like your blue buff but in general you always want to just tap okay yes sir wow that's

03:26:16.500 --> 03:26:18.500
That's a really good plan.

03:26:18.500 --> 03:26:19.500
Yeah, I got you.

03:26:19.500 --> 03:26:24.500
So, the other thing I wanted to say is right now you have 20,000 gold, right?

03:26:24.500 --> 03:26:25.500
Yep.

03:26:25.500 --> 03:26:29.500
I want you to press B. Go back to base. I want to show you something.

03:26:29.500 --> 03:26:35.500
So, in the future what you're going to be doing is when you're buying items you're wasting too much time in the shop.

03:26:35.500 --> 03:26:39.500
And the reason why is buying an item right now, and I'll show you what you're doing wrong.

03:26:39.500 --> 03:26:41.500
Exactly, right there that's wrong.

03:26:41.500 --> 03:26:45.500
So, you see how you click on an item and then you press purchase item?

03:26:45.500 --> 03:26:51.100
If you actually just right-click the items straight up, it's like right-click from the

03:26:51.100 --> 03:26:52.100
select item.

03:26:52.100 --> 03:26:55.300
Like right-click the endless hungry stuff.

03:26:55.300 --> 03:26:57.220
You see how you buy it instantly?

03:26:57.220 --> 03:26:59.420
Oh my god.

03:26:59.420 --> 03:27:00.580
Exactly.

03:27:00.580 --> 03:27:05.060
So the thing is that if you right-click items, it automatically buys the item if you have

03:27:05.060 --> 03:27:09.700
enough gold, and if you don't, it buys all the components they can buy.

03:27:09.700 --> 03:27:13.900
And components are like the small items that build up the big one.

03:27:13.900 --> 03:27:15.900
I see. I see I see.

03:27:15.900 --> 03:27:19.500
Alright, so also it works the same for selling items.

03:27:19.500 --> 03:27:21.500
So plus a key.

03:27:22.380 --> 03:27:24.380
So let's say you ever want to sell an item.

03:27:24.380 --> 03:27:29.500
All you have to do is you have to right-click on the item in your inventory while you're in base.

03:27:29.500 --> 03:27:31.500
So just right-click on it.

03:27:34.220 --> 03:27:38.140
Alright! You see? Like are you starting to get the motion a little bit?

03:27:38.140 --> 03:27:40.140
Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye!

03:27:40.140 --> 03:27:45.460
there we go okay so now what we're doing right now jing so just explain it's

03:27:45.460 --> 03:27:49.700
we're trying to make you understand how to make yourself a little faster so that

03:27:49.700 --> 03:27:53.300
you can really take over games by getting to every play on time because

03:27:53.300 --> 03:27:58.820
time is everything on don't go it's everything they could literally be one

03:27:58.820 --> 03:28:03.820
second where you scratch your fucking balls and I lost one second you could

03:28:03.820 --> 03:28:05.820
You got an ATB to kill dude!

03:28:05.820 --> 03:28:08.540
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

03:28:08.540 --> 03:28:11.240
Okay, now I'm gonna teach you another trick.

03:28:11.240 --> 03:28:12.240
Are you ready?

03:28:12.240 --> 03:28:16.540
We're gonna get a little bit advanced, so are you ready to get advanced?

03:28:16.540 --> 03:28:17.540
Yes.

03:28:17.540 --> 03:28:22.520
Okay, I want you to like level up a few times, like on the left side of your screen, level

03:28:22.520 --> 03:28:23.520
up.

03:28:23.520 --> 03:28:24.520
Okay cool.

03:28:24.520 --> 03:28:25.520
Do not click on the arrow.

03:28:25.520 --> 03:28:26.520
No!

03:28:26.520 --> 03:28:27.520
Don't click!

03:28:27.520 --> 03:28:28.520
Don't click!

03:28:28.520 --> 03:28:31.480
I want you to hold the control button, which is on the bottom left of your keyboard,

03:28:31.480 --> 03:28:32.480
and then press E.

03:28:32.480 --> 03:28:44.120
So how you actually want to level abilities in this game is instead of clicking on the

03:28:44.120 --> 03:28:51.400
actual up arrow key, you press control and then you do the ability that you want to

03:28:51.400 --> 03:28:52.400
level up.

03:28:52.400 --> 03:28:57.040
So instead of like going all the way around pressing your Q, you just control Q and it

03:28:57.040 --> 03:28:58.840
does it instantly, okay?

03:28:58.840 --> 03:29:00.840
Okay, okay.

03:29:00.840 --> 03:29:02.440
Okay, perfect.

03:29:02.440 --> 03:29:07.200
So now we're getting this done, are you ready to learn a little bit more?

03:29:07.200 --> 03:29:09.200
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

03:29:09.200 --> 03:29:10.360
Okay, perfect.

03:29:10.360 --> 03:29:15.360
So another thing is you're always going to want to have your eyes on three things a week

03:29:15.360 --> 03:29:17.520
and only three things, okay?

03:29:17.520 --> 03:29:20.880
The first thing is going to be your character.

03:29:20.880 --> 03:29:23.760
The second thing is going to be your, your HUD, right?

03:29:23.760 --> 03:29:26.040
So like where you saw your abilities and stuff.

03:29:26.040 --> 03:29:28.560
And the third thing is going to be your minimap.

03:29:28.560 --> 03:29:39.060
The reason why is because what you're essentially trying to do is especially when you're clearing camps, you always want to be able to use your abilities when they're coming up, right?

03:29:39.060 --> 03:29:45.560
Because you don't want to waste two seconds and then all of a sudden, your ability isn't being used and you're just fucking yourself over, right?

03:29:46.560 --> 03:29:47.560
Yeah, yeah.

03:29:47.560 --> 03:29:54.560
So what you want to do is you always want to glance at your HUD to make sure that you're sitting there and you're like, okay, I'm queuing as soon as it's up.

03:29:54.560 --> 03:30:03.560
On Hecarim, you can just sit there and spam Q all the time, it's fine, as long as there's like no enemy, as long as there's an enemy in range, but in general that's how we do it, okay?

03:30:03.560 --> 03:30:04.560
Got it, yep.

03:30:04.560 --> 03:30:10.560
Alright, so we're gonna do one last thing and then afterwards I'll do a full gameplay for you, okay?

03:30:10.560 --> 03:30:11.560
Okay.

03:30:11.560 --> 03:30:14.560
What I'm gonna want you to do is I'm gonna want you to go and clear the red buff.

03:30:14.560 --> 03:30:16.560
Go to the red buff right now.

03:30:17.560 --> 03:30:19.560
So I don't know what the red buff is.

03:30:19.560 --> 03:30:25.080
So the blue buff is always gonna be here on this side of the map, okay?

03:30:25.080 --> 03:30:28.380
And the red buff, so if the blue buff is here, where do you think the red one is?

03:30:28.380 --> 03:30:29.380
Right here.

03:30:29.380 --> 03:30:30.880
Exactly, okay?

03:30:30.880 --> 03:30:36.880
So, what we're gonna have to like, have you figure out is the names of the actual jungle monsters?

03:30:36.880 --> 03:30:38.880
Do you already know what some of them are?

03:30:38.880 --> 03:30:39.880
Grom.

03:30:39.880 --> 03:30:40.880
It's frog.

03:30:40.880 --> 03:30:41.880
Okay, which one is Grom?

03:30:41.880 --> 03:30:42.880
Frog.

03:30:42.880 --> 03:30:44.880
Okay, and then other ones?

03:30:44.880 --> 03:30:46.880
Chickens, wolves.

03:30:46.880 --> 03:30:47.880
Yep.

03:30:47.880 --> 03:30:48.880
Blue buff, red buff.

03:30:48.880 --> 03:30:54.320
uh uh go grab go grab go grab okay but not just scuttle you forgot the rocks

03:30:54.320 --> 03:30:59.840
bro oh yeah the rocks the rocks the rocks now jinxie

03:30:59.840 --> 03:31:03.760
jinxie what i'm gonna want you to do so i'm gonna want you to go the rocks

03:31:03.760 --> 03:31:07.440
because this is the last lesson i'm gonna leave you off with okay you're

03:31:07.440 --> 03:31:10.480
gonna go to the rocks right now but you're not gonna kill them yet the

03:31:10.480 --> 03:31:12.640
rocks gonna be right if i remember correctly

03:31:12.640 --> 03:31:14.640
Yep, nice guys, nice guys.

03:31:14.640 --> 03:31:23.640
Okay, so GenC, I'm gonna want you to sit there and I want you to kill the big rock and I want you to see what happens, what happens.

03:31:23.640 --> 03:31:25.640
He's splitting the gold mites?

03:31:25.640 --> 03:31:29.640
Exactly, and you know why he does that GenC?

03:31:29.640 --> 03:31:31.640
To give me more gold?

03:31:31.640 --> 03:31:34.640
No, it's because he never stops fighting.

03:31:34.640 --> 03:31:43.460
even when Krug is broken and he's in pieces he never stops fighting do you

03:31:43.460 --> 03:31:53.600
understand yeah oh my god yeah yeah yeah so what is that tight you jinxie that I

03:31:53.600 --> 03:31:58.080
can apply that to my league journey it doesn't matter how many times I get

03:31:58.080 --> 03:32:03.240
pushed down or fucked in my tight little hole as long as I keep on

03:32:03.240 --> 03:32:09.120
on dusting myself off and getting back up, I will progress in this game.

03:32:09.120 --> 03:32:13.880
Exactly. The trick is that when you're sitting there and your hole is getting

03:32:13.880 --> 03:32:19.160
fucked and hammered, you just want to make it so tight that eventually the

03:32:19.160 --> 03:32:25.600
caulk just explodes when it goes inside of you!

03:32:25.600 --> 03:32:34.820
does that make sense yes coach all right perfect so you ready for the

03:32:34.820 --> 03:32:42.100
informative game or just perfect with a a say perfect perfect

03:32:42.100 --> 03:32:48.220
bro say it again say perfect perfect perfect bro it's a A in there it's

03:32:48.220 --> 03:32:54.940
yeah I know but you I know I know I know there's an E in there buddy you're

03:32:54.940 --> 03:33:00.260
Or saying it with a hey say it perfect act act act

03:33:07.860 --> 03:33:11.180
Well, I know what I'm doing. I'm not crazy. I'm hearing this shit

03:33:15.060 --> 03:33:17.060
Are you a test that's rough

03:33:17.060 --> 03:33:23.300
I'm gonna go get a coffee and then let's do it again, but all right

03:33:23.860 --> 03:33:28.220
Bro, I need you to pop an Adderall or something so you can hyper explain this bro

03:33:28.220 --> 03:33:32.800
Okay, I'm not like we're not making time today. This is for doing out of curiosity out of curiosity

03:33:33.180 --> 03:33:36.220
If you watch YouTube videos, can you watch them on double speed?

03:33:37.100 --> 03:33:43.800
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay. I can go that fast with my words. All right, we are be done says 20 seconds

03:33:43.800 --> 03:33:53.800
All right, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14.

03:33:53.800 --> 03:33:54.800
But I shouldn't be doing this.

03:33:54.800 --> 03:33:58.800
There's probably some dude just like jacking it right now.

03:33:58.800 --> 03:34:10.800
11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2.

03:34:10.800 --> 03:34:12.800
I mean I did it.

03:34:12.800 --> 03:34:14.800
WAAAAAAAH!

03:34:14.800 --> 03:34:17.800
The way you got me all the way there.

03:34:19.800 --> 03:34:21.800
I never did it.

03:34:24.800 --> 03:34:29.800
Okay guys, out of curiosity, how strong of a pre-workout should I take?

03:34:29.800 --> 03:34:32.800
Because we could either take a one, a two, or a three.

03:34:32.800 --> 03:34:34.800
Which one do we go for?

03:34:34.800 --> 03:34:39.800
A 4?

03:34:39.800 --> 03:34:43.800
Okay, I'm gonna do something I haven't done in years.

03:34:43.800 --> 03:34:48.600
So I have this one pre-workout that I bought 4 years ago, and there's still a little bit

03:34:48.600 --> 03:34:49.600
of it left.

03:34:49.600 --> 03:34:51.920
So what I'm gonna do is I'm actually gonna take that one.

03:34:51.920 --> 03:34:56.000
I think it's expired, and it's actually probably gonna give me some kind of cancer,

03:34:56.000 --> 03:34:57.800
but it doesn't matter.

03:34:57.800 --> 03:35:02.000
As long as you think you have main characters in German life, you can never actually

03:35:02.000 --> 03:35:05.280
have anything bad happen

03:35:05.280 --> 03:35:12.280
it's like how does the main character ever die you know what i mean

03:35:23.160 --> 03:35:29.760
alright here we go

03:35:29.760 --> 03:35:36.760
open jinx's chat

03:35:43.240 --> 03:35:46.280
guys none of that i don't think they want to see my cam they don't want to

03:35:46.280 --> 03:35:52.120
know what's going on

03:35:52.120 --> 03:35:55.080
you need to criticize him

03:35:55.080 --> 03:35:57.920
they're going to be honest if we're going to criticize anything about jinx

03:35:57.920 --> 03:36:02.560
starting a league arc it's the fact that he actually started a league arc you know what I mean

03:36:03.120 --> 03:36:08.720
like the realistically that's the only thing you can criticize a league player for is playing league

03:36:08.720 --> 03:36:14.480
like I'm gonna be honest because of the problem with league is like you're gonna sit there one day

03:36:14.480 --> 03:36:19.280
and you're gonna be like damn my life is going really great I'm happy you know like I'm sitting

03:36:19.280 --> 03:36:24.240
there I have someone who loves me my family adores me my job's going well friends

03:36:24.240 --> 03:36:31.340
Yeah, I can hear what's happening, okay the reason why it took me more than 20 seconds

03:36:31.340 --> 03:36:36.580
It's not because I'm a lazy sack of garbage. It's because I'm scrounging around my house looking for a notepad

03:36:36.580 --> 03:36:38.980
So I can take notes of the things you're saying throughout the match

03:36:41.140 --> 03:36:43.580
Boy, can't you just use your notepad on your PC?

03:36:43.580 --> 03:36:58.180
Yeah, um, yeah, it's smart though. It's smart though bro because it's psychology because if you write it down you remember it more

03:36:58.340 --> 03:37:03.140
Well, yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, dude. That's genius

03:37:03.860 --> 03:37:09.460
Also, bro, also if I play like if I'm watching your game and I'm pulling up the notepad

03:37:09.460 --> 03:37:13.620
I'm not gonna be able to see exactly your character movement. It's better to write stuff down

03:37:14.460 --> 03:37:19.260
Yep, I agree. All right, and you were on the same page right now. Okay, so it all right

03:37:19.260 --> 03:37:22.900
Okay, I'm like, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't start don't start

03:37:24.660 --> 03:37:29.620
I'm waiting don't sense. I have to get my no path. Okay. Okay. Okay. We are be okay

03:37:32.340 --> 03:37:34.460
Wait, did you knock in no powder earlier?

03:37:34.460 --> 03:37:47.900
I need a marker too. Oh, I got a marker.

03:37:47.900 --> 03:37:54.360
Turned cam on discord. Wait, if I turned on discord, then I have to

03:37:54.360 --> 03:37:57.580
dis- Oh no! Okay, wait, wait, I could actually do it.

03:37:57.580 --> 03:38:00.920
Give me a second. Because I have a second camera.

03:38:00.920 --> 03:38:03.180
Hold on, give me a second. I got this.

03:38:05.580 --> 03:38:07.080
Wait, I actually have a second camera.

03:38:07.920 --> 03:38:08.420
Okay.

03:38:09.120 --> 03:38:10.920
Where should I plug it in? Maybe here?

03:38:17.220 --> 03:38:17.720
Okay.

03:38:18.620 --> 03:38:19.120
Alright.

03:38:23.320 --> 03:38:23.820
Okay.

03:38:26.420 --> 03:38:26.920
Ah!

03:38:27.420 --> 03:38:27.920
Alright.

03:38:27.920 --> 03:38:28.420
I got this!

03:38:29.120 --> 03:38:30.320
I'm sure I got that.

03:38:30.920 --> 03:38:32.920
Don't answer your good note. Yes, I

03:38:34.200 --> 03:38:37.080
Have a no-pad or you're ready. I'm ready

03:38:37.880 --> 03:38:39.800
Okay, even second

03:38:39.800 --> 03:38:41.800
Wait, what's going on chat? What's your camera?

03:38:42.680 --> 03:38:46.240
Yeah, it's only do I need a plug in a new camera? What's going on? I

03:38:46.840 --> 03:38:50.960
Don't know don't worry about it too much wait. Kadeena's streaming

03:38:52.200 --> 03:38:54.200
Say, well, ah, he could even slide

03:38:56.080 --> 03:38:59.240
Yes, bro, could we do oh and don't as coaches us

03:38:59.240 --> 03:39:07.080
us. we can see if he's down for it. I bet it'd be so big. Yo, say you swear to God.

03:39:07.080 --> 03:39:10.940
You wait, wait, wait, but first though, chat, see if he's down. But first started again,

03:39:10.940 --> 03:39:13.460
started again. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sometimes. Do you want to turn

03:39:13.460 --> 03:39:17.280
your camera on or not? You're not here. Well, the thing is that I just added a

03:39:17.280 --> 03:39:24.920
camera to Discord, but I don't know if it's accepting it. Wait, give me a second.

03:39:24.920 --> 03:39:27.800
Kadeem is pissed, Kadeem doesn't fuck with you.

03:39:27.800 --> 03:39:30.260
What, bro, I never even talked to him before.

03:39:32.120 --> 03:39:33.240
Wait, give me a second.

03:39:33.240 --> 03:39:35.440
Bro, I never, I never watch,

03:39:36.560 --> 03:39:38.480
I've never spoke to Kadeem, y'all.

03:39:39.480 --> 03:39:41.680
Virtual OBS cam, virtual OBS cam.

03:39:41.680 --> 03:39:43.520
Okay, so wait, do I just select OBS

03:39:43.520 --> 03:39:45.000
by virtual camera done?

03:39:46.320 --> 03:39:47.960
Let's see.

03:39:47.960 --> 03:39:49.320
Okay, cause I just tried it.

03:39:49.320 --> 03:39:50.280
Let's see if it works.

03:39:50.280 --> 03:39:52.360
Have as I wanna go talk to Kadeem in a stream,

03:39:52.360 --> 03:39:58.360
Jack is Kadeem actually live? Is it Kadeem Alford in Twitch?

03:39:58.360 --> 03:40:01.360
No, it's 718. So it's Kadeem 718.

03:40:01.360 --> 03:40:04.360
God, that'll be peak. Is he iron?

03:40:04.360 --> 03:40:08.360
I think he might be like low bronze.

03:40:08.360 --> 03:40:11.360
Jack, that's better than me.

03:40:11.360 --> 03:40:16.360
Alright. Oh my God!

03:40:16.360 --> 03:40:21.360
Kadeem 718. Wait, uh, no, don't text. Don't worry about the camera.

03:40:21.360 --> 03:40:25.700
camera okay don't worry about it don't worry about it no okay my chat is once

03:40:25.700 --> 03:40:29.580
your camera on but it doesn't matter as long as up as long as we can hear your

03:40:29.580 --> 03:40:34.220
voice all good okay yeah let me go check and see if kadeem is actually live

03:40:34.220 --> 03:40:40.820
guys it makes you on discord because I count if you're on yeah yeah yeah but

03:40:40.820 --> 03:40:43.780
first I want to watch you play heck room but I just want to see the most

03:40:43.780 --> 03:40:52.300
play in 20 minutes. Kadeem. Maybe I could have him. Yo Kadeem. Kadeem, do you want to

03:40:52.300 --> 03:41:06.420
play in 20 minutes Kadeem? Me and you and a team. Hello? Oh okay, I team got it. No.

03:41:06.420 --> 03:41:11.460
So Kadeem, Kadeem, it's gonna be me and you and Dantez is gonna coach us in 20 minutes.

03:41:11.460 --> 03:41:25.860
All right, wait, I can see, I can see, wait, wait, I can see, can you hear me?

03:41:25.860 --> 03:41:27.300
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

03:41:27.300 --> 03:41:29.300
Okay, so they banned Hecarim.

03:41:29.300 --> 03:41:31.900
So what I'm going to need you to do is I'm going to need you to tell me which of these

03:41:31.900 --> 03:41:34.060
two champs you think looks cooler.

03:41:34.060 --> 03:41:37.460
And I'll just log that one in and then I can show you like a different one.

03:41:37.460 --> 03:41:39.540
You're in a game and Hecarim got banned.

03:41:39.540 --> 03:41:42.240
Yep, the fucking ghost has got me.

03:41:42.240 --> 03:41:47.300
Okay. Diana or Zayhan? Uh, Diana, because she looks kinda bad.

03:41:47.300 --> 03:41:53.300
So wait, you only know a couple of guys, bro? Are you a one trick?

03:41:53.300 --> 03:42:01.300
Well, I mean, listen. Is it better to be a master of one or a master of none? Ask yourself that.

03:42:03.300 --> 03:42:06.300
What about a master of two or three?

03:42:06.300 --> 03:42:16.300
Wait, so what is your highest rank you've ever reached in a- uh- uh- without- without Hecarim?

03:42:16.300 --> 03:42:25.300
Dude, it's like asking- it's like asking Bill Gates how much money do you make without being the CEO of Apple?

03:42:25.300 --> 03:42:32.300
What?! So you're only- wait, what?! You only play Hecarim?

03:42:32.300 --> 03:42:36.820
No, but GenC, I managed to get Diamond 4 on ADC, bro.

03:42:36.820 --> 03:42:38.020
Like, I'm actually...

03:42:38.020 --> 03:42:39.520
That's not good!

03:42:39.520 --> 03:42:40.520
Diamond!

03:42:40.520 --> 03:42:42.020
That's not good!

03:42:42.020 --> 03:42:43.420
Bro, you should be...

03:42:43.420 --> 03:42:47.220
Bro, Tyler won the challenge on five lanes, bro.

03:42:48.720 --> 03:42:50.720
But listen, bro, listen.

03:42:50.720 --> 03:42:52.720
Tyler won is the champ, bro.

03:42:52.720 --> 03:42:54.220
What the hell?

03:42:54.220 --> 03:43:00.060
Would you rather learn how to play at a challenger level or at a diamond level?

03:43:00.060 --> 03:43:01.060
Ask yourself that.

03:43:01.060 --> 03:43:05.660
Challenger level how does that challenge your level? Yes?

03:43:07.100 --> 03:43:12.760
Exactly, and that's what I'm trying to tell you bro. That's why now you're gonna learn all the things you need to know

03:43:13.480 --> 03:43:18.380
Okay, okay, okay, bro. I'm in I mean your thing. I'm watching you so wait watching

03:43:18.380 --> 03:43:22.380
What's your game plan with Diana, bro? I don't like so it's a soft

03:43:22.980 --> 03:43:30.020
So let me explain something to you the thing about jungling is it doesn't matter what champion you play junglers all?

03:43:30.020 --> 03:43:35.340
effectively do the same thing, right? The only difference is how good you are to

03:43:35.340 --> 03:43:40.180
unlock more plays or different roles within the fights, okay? So even if you're

03:43:40.180 --> 03:43:44.260
on Diana, if you're on a Moomoo, if you're on like let's say Hecarim, Zaheim, right?

03:43:44.260 --> 03:43:47.300
Like it doesn't matter what you're playing, the way you're gonna get a

03:43:47.300 --> 03:43:51.900
lead is always effectively the same. So what I'm gonna do this game for you,

03:43:51.900 --> 03:43:57.740
okay, is I'm gonna try to track the enemy jungler so know exactly where

03:43:57.740 --> 03:44:03.300
she is at all times okay okay I'm gonna focus on everything you're saying I'm

03:44:03.300 --> 03:44:06.860
not gonna reach out for this whole match so I want you to actually explain

03:44:06.860 --> 03:44:10.380
everything you're doing and why you're doing it who is cat arena oh my fucking

03:44:10.380 --> 03:44:18.420
god oh my god it's kitty cat to bro this game is actually perfect for me

03:44:18.420 --> 03:44:20.420
What were you saying?

03:44:22.420 --> 03:44:24.420
You're muted.

03:44:24.420 --> 03:44:26.420
Yes, yes, yes

03:44:26.980 --> 03:44:32.260
Okay, so step one when you're loading into a game you need to ask yourself what is the enemy jungler doing?

03:44:32.260 --> 03:44:35.700
What's the top lane matchup so click and then what do you support matchup so click okay?

03:44:36.180 --> 03:44:39.860
So when we look balling, it's double mages balling, right?

03:44:40.500 --> 03:44:45.380
And it's also a volatile matchup top. So that means there's gonna be a lot of fighting

03:44:45.380 --> 03:44:49.440
This is something that you're going to learn as the games go on and as you learn more

03:44:49.940 --> 03:44:55.180
It just essentially means like who's fighting early and who's not so since we know that top wing is going to be fighting and

03:44:55.460 --> 03:44:59.080
Balling isn't really gonna be fighting that much because they're more so like weight clearing and stuff like that

03:44:59.080 --> 03:45:01.540
Then we know they're having towards top is quite better this game

03:45:02.260 --> 03:45:06.180
So we're gonna do this game is we're actually having towards top now in your games

03:45:06.180 --> 03:45:08.180
So you're not working this week side

03:45:08.780 --> 03:45:11.920
No, so you pat towards where you think there's gonna be more action

03:45:11.920 --> 03:45:19.280
But this is a concept that you're not going to use yet because for you right now this is too advanced

03:45:19.440 --> 03:45:26.340
Like you need to know every champion in the game for you to know when this is going to be good versus one not okay, okay?

03:45:26.340 --> 03:45:32.840
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Wait, I don't want my music really quick. Don't add sorry. Yeah, that's fine. Continue please. Okay

03:45:32.920 --> 03:45:36.840
So now what we're also going to do is we're gonna look at the jungle matchup and we're gonna ask ourselves

03:45:36.840 --> 03:45:42.940
How does it look like so grapes is a champion that early game actually loses Diana right Diana's a counter upgrades

03:45:43.060 --> 03:45:49.600
So this is another level to jungling which is like knowing the matchups who wins 1v1 or who wins to be to 3v3

03:45:49.760 --> 03:45:53.660
So if we look let's say top side, we're probably gonna win the 2v2 right

03:45:54.280 --> 03:45:56.320
Bots like we're probably gonna lose the 3v3

03:45:56.320 --> 03:46:00.800
So it's another reason why I wanted to path towards top because I know that I'm more

03:46:01.160 --> 03:46:04.760
Defended and I'm safer if I clear towards toppling

03:46:04.760 --> 03:46:14.760
Okay, so now while I'm clearing my camps and my abilities are on cooldown, I'm actually panning my camera over mid, over top and over bot to kind of see what's going on.

03:46:14.760 --> 03:46:25.760
And when I'm actually looking towards my camps is when I just want to kite them. But in a case like this where it's already fully, fully kited out, right, you can actually spend more time looking.

03:46:25.760 --> 03:46:33.760
So now what we're going to do is we're going to use our long range ability, which is our Q, to aggro the camp preemptively so that we get a little more distance.

03:46:33.760 --> 03:46:37.760
And then when we're clearing, we actually see that Graves is on Raptors, right?

03:46:37.760 --> 03:46:48.760
So this is a concept called CS counting. CS counting is when you can actually see all of the farm that a jungler has because every camp counts as four farm to know where they are.

03:46:48.760 --> 03:46:54.120
they are. So Graves right now is at 14 CS and he was clearing his Raptors. It means that we know

03:46:54.120 --> 03:46:58.600
that he's clearing towards bot right because he cleared three camps which is 12 and then he started

03:46:58.600 --> 03:47:02.520
clearing the other one which is what led to the other two. So we know that Graves is full clearing

03:47:02.520 --> 03:47:09.000
towards there. So we also know that if we decide to fight towards like uh towards like top side or

03:47:09.000 --> 03:47:13.800
top crab that he's not actually going to be there. So I already know without anything even

03:47:13.800 --> 03:47:19.560
happening that the top crab, the scuttle crab won't be contested, but the bottom crab will be.

03:47:21.320 --> 03:47:27.080
Are you following so far? Yes, 100%. Okay, good. So now we're going to look at

03:47:27.080 --> 03:47:31.560
Blaine's seed, right? Because now the question is what are we going to do after we farm?

03:47:31.560 --> 03:47:35.640
So I'm going to press tab, I'm going to see Graves only has 24 CS. So we know that he

03:47:35.640 --> 03:47:39.160
didn't clear the crab yet, because if he did, he'd be at 28. But it looks like

03:47:39.160 --> 03:47:44.920
Katerina is also pushing in. So, top lane is not really killable, right? But mid lane could be.

03:47:44.920 --> 03:47:50.040
We could also countergank the Graves, which is another advanced concept, because if Graves is in

03:47:50.040 --> 03:47:55.080
the bot side river, right, then he could maybe look towards mid, right? So now I wait for the

03:47:55.080 --> 03:48:00.760
Katerina to go in, she does. And then we just get the assist, right? So now what we're going

03:48:00.760 --> 03:48:06.280
to do is we're going to push out the wave to get as much resource as possible. And the

03:48:06.280 --> 03:48:07.780
And the reason why we're doing this

03:48:07.780 --> 03:48:10.160
is because we just want to get as much gold as we can.

03:48:10.160 --> 03:48:12.760
So if we can get the gold through the minions, then we will.

03:48:12.760 --> 03:48:15.760
I'm not gonna bother clearing the next winning way too though,

03:48:15.760 --> 03:48:17.760
because my camp is already spawning.

03:48:17.760 --> 03:48:20.920
So it means I wanna reset as fast as I possibly can,

03:48:20.920 --> 03:48:22.800
so I can get there on a good timer.

03:48:24.720 --> 03:48:25.640
Are you following so far?

03:48:25.640 --> 03:48:28.920
Yeah, 100%.

03:48:28.920 --> 03:48:32.120
Okay, so I'll put it in words that you understand.

03:48:32.120 --> 03:48:34.680
What I'm doing is I know that my camp

03:48:34.680 --> 03:48:36.040
is respawning bot, right?

03:48:36.040 --> 03:48:44.040
So I don't want to stay too long over here because it means that this is up for too long and I'm not making it reset more, right?

03:48:44.040 --> 03:48:48.040
Because every time this camp resets, I get golden XP because I'm killing it.

03:48:48.040 --> 03:48:54.040
So if I'm not killing this camp, then I'm just losing out on golden XP, which is like tempo.

03:48:54.040 --> 03:48:55.040
Do you see I'm getting out?

03:48:55.040 --> 03:48:57.040
Yep, yep, yep.

03:48:57.040 --> 03:49:04.040
So that's why now you're going to notice I'm not even really bothering to look at lane states because I know that I'm going to be like focused on farming for a little while.

03:49:04.040 --> 03:49:08.360
little while. So even though we should be panning our camera around and seeing what's going on,

03:49:08.360 --> 03:49:13.000
it's something where it's like it's not necessary to do at every stage of the game. Okay?

03:49:13.640 --> 03:49:19.720
Okay, got you. Because in early game, you're normally just farming like in early games. Exactly.

03:49:19.720 --> 03:49:23.960
In early game, you're just trying to farm and even in games where things are kind of behind

03:49:23.960 --> 03:49:27.400
and they're not really going that great, you're just going to want to sit there and you're

03:49:27.400 --> 03:49:32.280
you're just going to want to like focus on actually getting a consistent lead.

03:49:32.680 --> 03:49:33.000
Okay.

03:49:33.440 --> 03:49:33.760
Okay.

03:49:33.920 --> 03:49:34.280
Got you.

03:49:34.600 --> 03:49:39.640
So when you go for a gang, when you go for fights, it's inconsistent because you

03:49:39.640 --> 03:49:42.560
never know if the fight is actually going to go good, right?

03:49:42.840 --> 03:49:45.320
But when you're farming camps, no, it's going to go good.

03:49:46.040 --> 03:49:46.720
Exactly.

03:49:47.040 --> 03:49:49.600
So now the reason why I'm recalling here after cleaning the

03:49:49.600 --> 03:49:53.960
crugs is because there's nothing else up on the map, but we see that the

03:49:53.960 --> 03:49:56.080
scuttle crab is responding in 30 seconds.

03:49:56.080 --> 03:50:02.000
So that means that right now the only things on the map that we can do are dragon or scuttle crab

03:50:02.120 --> 03:50:07.120
So what I'm doing is I'm gonna communicate with my team by using something called pings

03:50:07.320 --> 03:50:11.700
So that they're on the same page as me so they can also come here as well

03:50:14.160 --> 03:50:16.160
Got it

03:50:16.800 --> 03:50:22.720
All right, so now we see that the graves is actually on the dragon he cleared it right which kind of sucks

03:50:22.720 --> 03:50:24.720
But it is what it is that happens

03:50:24.720 --> 03:50:29.720
Unfortunately, my midlaner decided to fight, but that means we're just going to have to let her die.

03:50:29.720 --> 03:50:34.720
Did they have six kills and you guys have one right now?

03:50:34.720 --> 03:50:37.720
Yep.

03:50:37.720 --> 03:50:41.720
Let's see, James, you listen. This is the important part of being a jungler.

03:50:41.720 --> 03:50:45.720
It's about being able to see the burning building crashing around you

03:50:45.720 --> 03:50:50.720
and looking at all the police officers and firefighters that instead of helping you get out

03:50:50.720 --> 03:50:53.080
are just like punching you and keeping you down.

03:50:53.080 --> 03:50:54.320
And it's about sitting there

03:50:54.320 --> 03:50:57.240
and still trying to get out as hard as you can.

03:50:57.240 --> 03:50:58.080
Does that make sense?

03:50:58.080 --> 03:50:59.040
100%.

03:50:59.040 --> 03:51:00.320
Yep.

03:51:00.320 --> 03:51:01.640
All right.

03:51:01.640 --> 03:51:04.000
So what we're gonna do now

03:51:04.000 --> 03:51:06.160
is we're just gonna wait for our camps to respawn

03:51:06.160 --> 03:51:08.920
because we don't really have another play to make, right?

03:51:08.920 --> 03:51:09.800
There's no gank

03:51:09.800 --> 03:51:12.760
because there's no one really pushing up bot.

03:51:12.760 --> 03:51:15.840
But now we actually see that bot is pushing.

03:51:15.840 --> 03:51:17.680
We can look for a fight though

03:51:17.680 --> 03:51:21.600
because they're both like, like a relatively high level compared to me,

03:51:21.600 --> 03:51:22.880
like the level six, level five.

03:51:23.160 --> 03:51:25.800
So we know that it's way safer for us to just keep farming.

03:51:26.080 --> 03:51:31.040
So that's why in games like this, one of the most important things you can do is

03:51:31.040 --> 03:51:35.240
just keep farming, because if you sit there and you decide to join the sinking

03:51:35.240 --> 03:51:37.840
ship, then it's guaranteed to sink, right?

03:51:38.360 --> 03:51:43.160
So if your team is losing in kills, do you literally just farm?

03:51:43.160 --> 03:51:54.160
It depends but what I would say is you always try to go for the consistent play unless the inconsistent play would give you too much. Does that make sense?

03:51:54.160 --> 03:51:55.160
Yes.

03:51:55.160 --> 03:52:05.160
So like let's say there's a guy that's worth a thousand gold then maybe dropping everything and trying to kill him would be better right then just doing the consistent farming.

03:52:05.160 --> 03:52:12.900
Okay. And like what lane is collapsing them? Like, I just kind of want to inside the mind

03:52:12.900 --> 03:52:17.680
of like, what do you think of the lanes? Like what lane looks uncontestable and what lane

03:52:17.680 --> 03:52:19.760
looks maybe gankable?

03:52:19.760 --> 03:52:23.960
So this is something that you're going to have to learn. And even people that have

03:52:23.960 --> 03:52:28.360
been playing League for years as junglers, so don't understand it. There's no such

03:52:28.360 --> 03:52:33.880
thing as an un-gankable lane, right? It always depends on the conditions because

03:52:33.880 --> 03:52:38.200
right now I can sit there and I can tell you I never want to gank bot because she has three kills

03:52:38.200 --> 03:52:43.320
right but what if there's an opportunity where she's pushing up with one hp now I would want to gank

03:52:43.320 --> 03:52:49.880
right so it's always about awareness like as a jungler you always have to be aware about everything

03:52:49.880 --> 03:52:55.400
going on so like here for example I saw on my mini map that the graves was recalling right the

03:52:55.400 --> 03:53:00.200
enemy jungler so what I'm doing is I'm actually clearing the grubs because I'm like oh maybe this

03:53:00.200 --> 03:53:06.600
could end well. Yes, right? So we end up losing one grub. It sucks, but it is what it is. And then

03:53:06.600 --> 03:53:11.880
now we need to flush out and we just run because they're all going to be here and we can't ever fight.

03:53:11.880 --> 03:53:18.520
Right? Yep. So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for recall because we have

03:53:18.520 --> 03:53:23.480
our full item and you're going to see look as soon as I recall, I instantly walk out of base

03:53:23.480 --> 03:53:29.240
and then I buy my item right just by right clicking because it saves seconds and seconds are

03:53:29.240 --> 03:53:31.040
our minutes as a jungler.

03:53:31.040 --> 03:53:32.400
Exactly, yes.

03:53:32.400 --> 03:53:39.440
Yes, so now what we're going to do is you're going to see that we're walking

03:53:39.440 --> 03:53:40.720
straight bot, right?

03:53:40.720 --> 03:53:43.280
And the reason why is because bot is fighting a lot.

03:53:43.280 --> 03:53:46.800
So we're going to just do something which is called fishing, right?

03:53:46.800 --> 03:53:48.960
Which is where we're going to look fishing.

03:53:48.960 --> 03:53:49.960
Yeah, we're fishing.

03:53:49.960 --> 03:53:52.840
It's like you have your fishing rod out and you put a little bait on it.

03:53:52.840 --> 03:53:57.000
And we're going to see if they actually put themselves in a gankable position.

03:53:57.000 --> 03:53:59.440
Now it doesn't look like they will, right?

03:53:59.440 --> 03:54:01.080
Because they could have flash here

03:54:01.080 --> 03:54:02.720
and they could also have wards.

03:54:02.720 --> 03:54:04.720
So as a result, we're just not even gonna

03:54:04.720 --> 03:54:07.160
bother risking it, you see?

03:54:07.160 --> 03:54:09.880
Yeah, so, but how do you fish?

03:54:09.880 --> 03:54:12.200
Do you position yourself close to the lane?

03:54:12.200 --> 03:54:15.680
So fishing would be, you're just constantly observing

03:54:15.680 --> 03:54:18.120
the lane to see if there's an opportunity

03:54:18.120 --> 03:54:22.160
that's too easy for you to go to that you can pass up.

03:54:22.160 --> 03:54:23.560
So be like, for example, right now

03:54:23.560 --> 03:54:25.160
let's say I wanna fish top, right?

03:54:25.160 --> 03:54:26.480
I'm gonna look at top lane

03:54:26.480 --> 03:54:27.540
And I'm like, okay.

03:54:27.540 --> 03:54:30.700
So the Jackson's wave is over here, he needs to hit this.

03:54:30.700 --> 03:54:32.580
So while I'm clearing the Krugs,

03:54:32.580 --> 03:54:34.420
I'm constantly looking top

03:54:34.420 --> 03:54:38.100
and I'm checking to see if the situation develops, right?

03:54:38.100 --> 03:54:40.420
It's like, imagine you're a guy in the newsroom

03:54:40.420 --> 03:54:42.740
and you're just constantly checking the breaking news,

03:54:42.740 --> 03:54:43.580
right?

03:54:43.580 --> 03:54:45.160
Yep, yep.

03:54:45.160 --> 03:54:46.340
So now over here-

03:54:46.340 --> 03:54:48.500
As a jungler, are you supposed to be

03:54:48.500 --> 03:54:50.960
the most aware person on the entire field?

03:54:52.340 --> 03:54:55.060
Yeah, because the thing is that you're gonna notice

03:54:55.060 --> 03:55:01.700
a lot of the time. Go DomTest. Yes DomTest. Yes not chance! There it is!

03:55:01.700 --> 03:55:08.820
Jensy, that's why you need to be aware! Because if I wasn't aware, I would have never went for that, right?

03:55:08.820 --> 03:55:15.940
Yep, awareness. And it's a place like that that makes the difference between you losing and you winnings.

03:55:16.900 --> 03:55:23.380
Yep, 100%. So that's why you need to be aware. Like right now we're going to walk out of base

03:55:23.380 --> 03:55:29.480
And we're gonna look for the dragon now. Let me ask you. Why am I gonna walk to the dragon? Why are you gonna walk to the dragon?

03:55:29.880 --> 03:55:31.880
Yeah, I'm asking you. What do you think the answer is?

03:55:34.920 --> 03:55:35.920
I

03:55:35.920 --> 03:55:37.920
Know the answer, but to you

03:55:37.920 --> 03:55:41.680
Okay, I think so you want me to tell you what I think it is. Yes

03:55:42.280 --> 03:55:47.420
Okay, so the reason why I walk towards the dragon there is because none of my jungle camps are up

03:55:47.420 --> 03:55:53.380
and it's possible that the enemy was on dragon so we want to walk where there

03:55:53.380 --> 03:55:57.380
could be something for us to do so there it could have been that maybe we can

03:55:57.380 --> 03:56:02.660
steal the objective right maybe we can kill graves on it but you always want to

03:56:02.660 --> 03:56:07.940
constantly be looking for things that you can do to make your lead even

03:56:07.940 --> 03:56:13.580
better does that make sense yeah so okay so if there's no camps up you can

03:56:13.580 --> 03:56:19.040
check dragon because they could be on it get out of there exactly yeah so now

03:56:19.040 --> 03:56:22.740
we're getting ganked this is fucked

03:56:26.460 --> 03:56:37.140
you're the greatest ever wait wait wait wait okay hold on it's not enough I

03:56:37.140 --> 03:56:43.220
got that jinx because now I need to get the grumb to bro who who's

03:56:43.220 --> 03:56:46.900
Wow. Wow. Who healed you? Who healed you?

03:56:48.300 --> 03:56:50.980
Uh, so it was my support. Wait, can you just like, oh fuck.

03:56:51.260 --> 03:56:55.420
So it's my support, because my support is playing a champion class called Enchanter.

03:56:55.700 --> 03:56:59.180
So that's pretty much if you're just like a little pussy ass bitch and you

03:56:59.180 --> 03:57:02.620
want to make your team win the game for you, you lock in Enchanters.

03:57:04.540 --> 03:57:07.100
So are you saying support players are pussies?

03:57:08.260 --> 03:57:09.900
Uh, the majority of them, yeah.

03:57:09.900 --> 03:57:25.300
I also noticed that my support player is tight more than anybody else.

03:57:25.300 --> 03:57:30.020
Yep, it's because the thing is the supports expect you to do the job for them.

03:57:30.020 --> 03:57:31.020
That's why.

03:57:31.020 --> 03:57:32.020
Oh.

03:57:32.020 --> 03:57:34.100
It's like, okay, think of it this way, okay?

03:57:34.100 --> 03:57:39.380
Imagine you have a guy that's a cock and he hires a bolt to fuck his wife, right?

03:57:39.380 --> 03:57:42.980
It's like that guy, he's going to sit there and he's going to backseat and be like, oh,

03:57:42.980 --> 03:57:44.220
do this, do that.

03:57:44.220 --> 03:57:49.300
That's kind of like support players because they lock in support so that other people that

03:57:49.300 --> 03:57:52.060
are better at the game can carry them.

03:57:52.060 --> 03:57:53.260
Does that make sense?

03:57:53.260 --> 03:57:55.780
But it's like, it makes them feel insecure.

03:57:55.780 --> 03:57:59.180
So then they want to sit there and they want to like make you feel like shit because

03:57:59.180 --> 03:58:00.900
now they're mad.

03:58:00.900 --> 03:58:01.900
I see.

03:58:01.900 --> 03:58:02.900
Okay.

03:58:02.900 --> 03:58:03.900
Okay.

03:58:03.900 --> 03:58:04.900
All right.

03:58:04.900 --> 03:58:08.580
Is the game you're in right now, by the way, Dante, it's 16 to three.

03:58:08.580 --> 03:58:11.060
How could you still win this?

03:58:11.060 --> 03:58:13.980
Well, there's always a chance that an armed robber walks

03:58:13.980 --> 03:58:17.340
in Lux's house and blows his head off with a shotgun.

03:58:17.340 --> 03:58:20.420
So since we're not going to discount that possibility,

03:58:20.420 --> 03:58:21.820
we're just going to play this one out

03:58:21.820 --> 03:58:23.300
because anything is possible.

03:58:27.660 --> 03:58:30.620
So you're basically saying, unless he gets

03:58:30.620 --> 03:58:34.700
like raided by the FBI, this game's over?

03:58:34.700 --> 03:58:36.900
Or I must say grief, because don't forget,

03:58:36.900 --> 03:58:40.580
A lot of the time people in league can be bad players, right?

03:58:40.580 --> 03:58:42.780
So they can be bad and they can throw games.

03:58:42.780 --> 03:58:46.020
If you can throw games, other people can too, right?

03:58:46.020 --> 03:58:48.700
So it's like league is a game where you're just waiting

03:58:48.700 --> 03:58:52.000
for the enemy team to make mistakes.

03:58:52.000 --> 03:58:53.940
What, wait, what?

03:58:53.940 --> 03:58:55.700
Sorry, keep going.

03:58:55.700 --> 03:58:57.260
I was saying league is a game where you want to wait

03:58:57.260 --> 03:58:59.140
for the enemy team to make mistakes.

03:58:59.140 --> 03:59:01.180
So then you can capitalize off it

03:59:01.180 --> 03:59:02.940
and win the game for it.

03:59:02.940 --> 03:59:04.060
Okay, got you.

03:59:04.060 --> 03:59:05.980
100%.

03:59:05.980 --> 03:59:12.660
So my channel is saying braum braum is gooning braum braum so yeah

03:59:12.660 --> 03:59:16.380
So the thing about braum is that people that play braum?

03:59:16.380 --> 03:59:22.700
They're pornography addicts because he has an animation he can do that makes it looks like he's jerking off

03:59:22.860 --> 03:59:24.860
So the thing is that everybody that?

03:59:25.380 --> 03:59:27.380
well

03:59:27.580 --> 03:59:29.580
That's just happen

03:59:30.060 --> 03:59:32.860
No, I was just I was taking a note. I was taking a note

03:59:33.660 --> 03:59:35.660
But did you just say press yes?

03:59:35.980 --> 03:59:42.980
No, no, no, no, I was saying, ROM equals porn addict in my note.

03:59:42.980 --> 03:59:46.980
Yep, okay, perfect. There you go. That's probably the most important note that you can get from

03:59:46.980 --> 03:59:47.980
this entire game.

03:59:47.980 --> 03:59:48.980
Okay.

03:59:48.980 --> 03:59:55.980
Wait, game in a second. Because now we're going to go for a crazy fight. And never mind.

03:59:55.980 --> 04:00:00.980
So, Jinxie, this is the point of the game where you as a jungler are going to be able

04:00:00.980 --> 04:00:03.180
to express your skill, okay?

04:00:03.180 --> 04:00:04.900
And the way that you're gonna do it

04:00:04.900 --> 04:00:08.100
is by enabling Team Chat, right?

04:00:08.100 --> 04:00:09.700
And then you're gonna type this.

04:00:20.700 --> 04:00:22.700
And then after you type this,

04:00:22.700 --> 04:00:25.020
you're gonna disable Team Chat.

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So if anybody tries flaming you, right?

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You see the method?

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Yeah, there you go.

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So now what we do is it's like, it's almost like you're jungling,

04:00:35.580 --> 04:00:39.300
but you can clear all the camps without the enemy team being able to clear yours.

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Because now they're sitting there and they can't even flame you back, right?

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Yes, because you already got the last word in.

04:00:46.420 --> 04:00:47.060
Exactly.

04:00:47.220 --> 04:00:51.020
And that's why you need a high APM so that you can sit there and enable and

04:00:51.020 --> 04:00:52.740
disable as fast as possible.

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So what, like, actually what happened this game?

04:00:57.100 --> 04:01:01.860
I do it. It's 22 kills to three. What the fuck happened?

04:01:03.020 --> 04:01:12.860
Um, yeah, so this is the thing, Jinxie. There's a rule about League of Legends, and I'm going to need to write in your notepad right now, because it's probably the most important one you're ever going to learn.

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All right, are you ready for it? Yep.

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I want you to write it never gets better.

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So, when you're silver, you think that when you get gold, the players are going to be

04:01:23.900 --> 04:01:24.900
better.

04:01:24.900 --> 04:01:27.900
When you're gold, you think the players are shit, but when you get pot, it's going to

04:01:27.900 --> 04:01:28.900
be better.

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And you think this all the way up to challenger.

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And even in challenger, you realize that not even there is the case.

04:01:36.020 --> 04:01:40.340
So in League of Legends, you have to understand that it never gets better.

04:01:40.340 --> 04:01:44.620
But even though it never gets better, you can get better.

04:01:44.620 --> 04:01:49.060
So that's why you always have to be the one that gas sights yourself into saying every

04:01:49.060 --> 04:01:52.260
game is your fault so that you can improve.

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Bro, sir, I don't even know if I want to write that.

04:01:55.780 --> 04:01:56.940
God, that's dark shit.

04:01:56.940 --> 04:01:57.940
That's dark.

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It's like, jing-si, jing-si, jing-si.

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It would be like this.

04:02:01.700 --> 04:02:05.100
Imagine you're walking down late at night and a group of five men punch you in the

04:02:05.100 --> 04:02:07.180
face and they fucking beat the shit out of you.

04:02:07.180 --> 04:02:08.180
You need to sit down.

04:02:08.180 --> 04:02:11.380
You need to say it was your fault because maybe if you were boxing from the time

04:02:11.380 --> 04:02:14.500
you were like five years old, you could have fought them off.

04:02:14.500 --> 04:02:17.220
And that's like in League of Legends what you have to do.

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Does that make sense?

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Yes.

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So it's about mental training.

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So that's why like, even in games like this,

04:02:26.420 --> 04:02:29.420
there can be games where you will genuinely just lose.

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Like my bot lane is 1 in 13, bro.

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For all I know, they could have no arms, no legs,

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rolling around on the floor like chicken nuggets.

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Who the fuck knows, right?

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Yes, yes.

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But it's like you got to just be like, it is what it is.

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Okay.

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Bro, this game seems,

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I don't really know how else to frame this.

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This game sort of seems like it could ruin your life,

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I think, bro.

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Well, that's why.

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The trick is that instead of letting League of Legends

04:03:02.940 --> 04:03:05.060
ruin your life, you just seem to be the guy

04:03:05.060 --> 04:03:07.460
that ruins other people's lives

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by sitting there and blaming them to a point

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where then they feel bad for underperforming.

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Okay.

04:03:14.500 --> 04:03:16.660
Well, you just kind of shut down Kill, right?

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It's pretty good.

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No, my teammate stole it.

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So the guy that had zero kills and seven deaths,

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he just stole it from me.

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Oh.

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So he should probably be punched directly in the mouth.

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See, like, that's the thing.

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Jingxi, you're learning about the mentality,

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and that, the mentality,

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is gonna be what carries you further

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than any skills ever will.

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League is a game, and I'm saying this seriously,

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like no sarcasm, where your mentality, your mental

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and your like drive and commitment is gonna push you harder

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than anything else ever could.

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So it's about playing a game like this

04:03:51.820 --> 04:03:54.200
where there's genuinely nothing you could have done

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and you're just like, well, it is what it is,

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I guess I lost, right?

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But it's about queuing up in your next game

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and saying, I'm still gonna give it a hundred percent.

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Does that make sense?

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Okay, that sounds horrifying.

04:04:07.780 --> 04:04:09.180
Yo, Don't test.

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You're saying that even if you played

04:04:12.500 --> 04:04:15.460
like a computer robot simulation,

04:04:15.460 --> 04:04:17.980
like stock fish on chess,

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and you played perfect this entire game,

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you still would have lost, even if you played perfect.

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Or as you say-

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Oh, honestly, like no jokes whatsoever, probably.

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Because like the thing is that when you look at it,

04:04:32.420 --> 04:04:34.540
the graves did nothing in this game, right?

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Like he has nine kill participation out of 30 kills.

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And it's like when you look at the team state,

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like, Jinx, you think about this way.

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I have three lanes, right?

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Yeah.

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My three laners have not gotten a single kill without me

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for 20 minutes this game.

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Wow.

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I want you to think about that.

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I have 100% kill participation at 20 minutes.

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That means for 20 minutes, they did nothing.

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But I feel like in league, it's never really a close game.

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It's just one team is getting brutally

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penetrated in all three holes.

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And then the other team is just kind of taking it.

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It's never really close.

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OK, so there's something called the 60-2020 rule.

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Or no, it's 40-2020.

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So the 40-20, no wait, fuck.

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No, it's 40-30-30.

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OK, yeah.

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40-30-30 rule?

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Yeah.

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So the 40-30-30 rule essentially states that in League,

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30% of your games are gonna be insta-lost, right?

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And 30% of them are gonna be insta-won.

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And what matters, right, is gonna be how you play,

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yeah, in the winnable games.

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Oh, and that's how you get challenger.

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Exactly.

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So, yeah.

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So what did, let me ask you,

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what did you learn from this game?

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Do you want me to be like honest?

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Yes.

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That I think if I keep playing League, I'll have crippling depression.

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But do you want me to read my notepad?

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That works too. Let's see that's for the notepad.

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Here are the notes I took.

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Look at matchups at start of game.

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So that I wanted to cross it out because you're not at the level where you're going to be able to do that.

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Okay, cross it out.

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path towards action is my second thing.

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Okay, so that you're also going to cross it out

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because that's later as well for you.

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Because, listen, I'll explain it, Jinxie.

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Because what I wanted to do this game

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was I wanted to explain to you

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how somebody that operates at like the highest level

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is going to approach a game.

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But for you, it's like we're taking it

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in bite-sized pieces, right?

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It's kind of like imagine I'm teaching you how to fight,

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right?

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I'm not going to teach you how to do like

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the hook and the uppercut and all that.

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We're going to start off with jobs, right?

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Okay.

04:07:06.540 --> 04:07:06.820
All right.

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Now here's, here's the third note I have.

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Let's see.

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Yes.

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Counting.

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Should I cross that one out also?

04:07:12.180 --> 04:07:18.800
Uh, kind of, I want you to put a little circle on it because there's an easy

04:07:18.800 --> 04:07:19.980
concept that we're going to make you learn.

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Okay.

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And now next one, check tabs for CS.

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Okay.

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That one did operate some the same way.

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What's the next points?

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Get as much gold as possible

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All right, so I want to put a check mark because don't forget what are you faced with every single game that you play league?

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Four sacks of shit on my team

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Exactly so the fact that you know that already makes you better than 95% of league players

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Because you're able to recognize that so gold on you matters more than gold on everyone, right? Yep 100%

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Exactly all right keep reading

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Next note, I have Ear, Umi, Farm.

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I think I misspelled.

04:08:06.700 --> 04:08:09.120
Oh yeah, Early Game Farm.

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That's good.

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That's good.

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So, Jensi, this is what we're going to do, okay?

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What I'm going to do is I want you to keep your notepad out, and I'm going to show you

04:08:16.540 --> 04:08:20.460
the two things that I made for you, okay?

04:08:20.460 --> 04:08:24.420
And what you're going to do is you're just going to write down only these things,

04:08:24.420 --> 04:08:28.100
and we're going to approach more later on once you get better.

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Does that sound good to me to finish my notepad though? I have a couple more on here.

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All right, you know what bucket let's see. Let's see what you have to say.

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Majority of support players are pussies that spam type. I added in spam type.

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Then I added in cup POV equals support.

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And then I added in brahm equals porn addicts.

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And then I added in fishing with a question mark because that went in one ear out the other.

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I'm going to be honest, that's good, but we're going to need to add some more notes, okay?

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So that game, you saw how there was a jacks in the game?

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Yes.

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You're going to want to put jacks equals pedophile.

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What is Jax equal to that?

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Because most people that end up playing Jax end up becoming pedophiles.

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I'm not even kidding.

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Okay, okay, I'll add that in.

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All right, so now for these, the tip of the icebergs,

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I'm gonna take pictures

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because I think my hand will cramp up writing all of that.

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Okay, so then what I'll do is I'll just explain to you

04:09:47.680 --> 04:09:51.040
what I think we're gonna make you do, okay?

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Okay, got it.

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Well, by the way, I'm gonna add Kadeem in a little bit, okay?

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Like, yeah.

04:09:55.880 --> 04:09:57.360
Yeah, that works, that works, okay.

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Okay, so what you're gonna do is when it comes,

04:10:00.320 --> 04:10:02.880
so these are two different icebergs, right?

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One of them is general mechanics for League, and the other one is jungle mechanics, okay?

04:10:09.760 --> 04:10:13.200
Okay, general mechanics, jungle mechanics, got it.

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So, you're going to notice that a lot of things that we talked about yesterday

04:10:16.480 --> 04:10:19.360
are actually covered here, right? So, like clearing your camps,

04:10:20.320 --> 04:10:22.800
it's like whenever your camps are, if you want to clear them, right?

04:10:23.920 --> 04:10:24.240
Yes.

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Full clearing is just always making sure that in your first clear, you kill all six, okay?

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Yep.

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Don't leave anything there.

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Yep.

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So then Scuttle Crab, listen, I'll let you say it for me.

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What does Scuttle Crab mean?

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Yeah.

04:10:41.280 --> 04:10:44.600
Scuttle Crab basically means it's the jungle or death.

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Like if I can get the Scuttle Crab and he doesn't, then I sort of jungle-mogged

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him.

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Perfect.

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And then what's our last one on our list?

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I want to read it for me.

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This is my favorite one.

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Smiting cannon from a laner.

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Perfect.

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Okay.

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So now, right, that was all stuff we learned yesterday.

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So a few other concepts that we also talked a little bit about, but I'm going to want to

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see you do today, are smiting to kill camps.

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So you know how your smite will do like 600 true damage?

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Yes.

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Yep.

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The F button.

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Exactly, the F button.

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So the F button, as the game goes longer, it actually does more damage, and you're

04:11:24.320 --> 04:11:28.480
You're going to see how much it does by just looking at the little tool tip above your

04:11:28.480 --> 04:11:29.480
HUD.

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Like we're going to sit in the game later, okay?

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Yep, got it.

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So what you're actually going to want to do is you always want to make sure that if you're

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going to smite a camp that you use it to kill the camp so that no one else can steal

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it from you.

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Gotcha?

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Got it.

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It's like imagine you're in Rainbow Six and I'm telling you that you want to save

04:11:48.520 --> 04:11:55.800
the last bullet instead of doing like 20 damage to a guy to get the last 20 damage, right?

04:11:55.800 --> 04:11:56.800
Yep.

04:11:56.800 --> 04:11:57.800
Yep.

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Okay.

04:11:58.800 --> 04:12:12.880
So then the other things are droning, which is where you're going to want to move away

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from the camp while you're fighting it.

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Remember those?

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Yep.

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Yep.

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So right now, this is all you're going to worry about.

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Okay.

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And the rest of the iceberg are concepts that you're going to work on once you feel

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like, and once I also see that you've mastered all of this.

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Okay.

04:12:32.240 --> 04:12:32.560
Okay.

04:12:32.600 --> 04:12:32.920
Yep.

04:12:33.000 --> 04:12:34.200
I can do that for sure.

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So over here, we're going to talk a little bit about general mechanics.

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So the first one is going to be finger placement on keyboard, which we talked

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about on Queen, Queen, Queen, Queen.

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Yeah.

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So, so you're going to remember something right now.

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I want you to remember, we are why. Remember that.

04:12:53.240 --> 04:12:56.240
Okay. Query.

04:12:56.240 --> 04:13:01.240
Query, exactly. Because those are the only five buttons that you're going to have to worry about.

04:13:01.240 --> 04:13:06.240
Because pressing Tab and all that kind of stuff, it's stuff that is important.

04:13:06.240 --> 04:13:11.240
But because you're new to the game, you aren't able to actually like process the information yet.

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So it's better for you to focus on what you can process.

04:13:14.240 --> 04:13:25.240
Okay. All right. So now there's also the eyes on three places which we talked about we also talked about the right clicking right clicking items to buy components.

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So all of these were already talked about them right. So you're just going to have to put them into practice.

04:13:29.240 --> 04:13:30.240
Yeah.

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And then another control.

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Yep. So the only thing that we didn't talk about is not canceling auto attacks.

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So a problem with League is if you actually auto attack right which is when you right-click someone if you do another

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Auto attack or you right-click around them

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Then you can actually cancel your right-click and you do zero damage

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So a lot of the time you want to wait until your right-click goes through before doing more does that make sense?

04:13:59.480 --> 04:14:04.200
So what happens if I tap on somebody over and over and over because do I never end up attacking them?

04:14:04.200 --> 04:14:08.600
absolutely nothing think of it like imagine you're trying to shoot while

04:14:08.600 --> 04:14:13.920
you're reloading that's the hardest oh my god that might be why I'm dying so much

04:14:13.920 --> 04:14:19.960
bro wait so if I keep tapping I never actually attack no so when when you

04:14:19.960 --> 04:14:23.960
register the first thing of you right-clicking it's like it's gonna right

04:14:23.960 --> 04:14:27.920
click as much as they can so the only time they want them you're gonna want

04:14:27.920 --> 04:14:31.640
to right-click again is if you want to right-click to move and then right

04:14:31.640 --> 04:14:34.800
click back on the guy. But if you're sitting down and you're just spamming

04:14:34.800 --> 04:14:39.440
right click, it does absolutely nothing. It's like, okay, you know when you use

04:14:39.440 --> 04:14:44.280
your two and it's on a three second cooldown? Yes. And you press two again, is

04:14:44.280 --> 04:14:47.480
it going to use the ability or is it going to be on cooldown? So wait, this is

04:14:47.480 --> 04:14:51.000
an easier way for me to understand it. How fast do you attack? Like, like

04:14:51.040 --> 04:14:53.920
sound it out. Okay.

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Now how does it sound if I tap tap tap tap tap tap?

04:15:00.920 --> 04:15:10.920
No, but how does it sound if I tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

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like nothing?

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Yeah, it's the only way for you to attack faster is to buy items that actually make

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you attack faster so but the thing is that depending on the type of champion that you're playing you're

04:15:29.320 --> 04:15:34.920
not gonna want to get it in some scenarios like if you're playing for example hechrim you want attack

04:15:34.920 --> 04:15:40.440
damage if you're playing a mage right then you're gonna want ability power but if you're playing an

04:15:40.440 --> 04:15:48.680
ADC right like jinx then you might want attack speed does that make sense got it got it okay

04:15:48.680 --> 04:15:54.340
Okay, so now Jim see are you ready to get in a fucking game because now that the boring shit is done

04:15:54.340 --> 04:16:00.080
I'm gonna be honest. We need to sit here. We need to not go to fucking sleep. Yep. Okay. I'm down

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Jack does Kadeem want to do oak you and then Dante has a coach us

04:16:05.600 --> 04:16:10.520
Let's add Kadeem wait Dante's do you have Kadeem added could you make a group call with him? Yeah, I got it

04:16:11.480 --> 04:16:13.480
We're all excited to meet this guy

04:16:13.480 --> 04:16:17.480
Yeah, this is my final boss. Like I need to get to a point where I can beat him.

04:16:17.480 --> 04:16:19.480
Right now he could check my ass.

04:16:19.480 --> 04:16:21.480
Yeah, I beat him.

04:16:21.480 --> 04:16:23.480
Yeah.

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He should be joining soon. Let me add it.

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All right, that's it.

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Chat's helping you. Never calling him on Discord.

04:16:37.480 --> 04:16:38.480
What do you say, DomTest?

04:16:38.480 --> 04:16:41.480
I'll just seem to share your screen. Okay. There you go.

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Perfect.

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Albert and Einstein.

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He has seven years experience.

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Kadeem does.

04:16:49.480 --> 04:16:51.480
Yeah, so Kadeem, I'm telling you right now,

04:16:51.480 --> 04:16:53.480
he's like the veteran, bro.

04:16:53.480 --> 04:16:55.480
This guy is like the final,

04:16:55.480 --> 04:16:57.480
he's here. Yo, what's up Kadeem?

04:16:57.480 --> 04:16:59.480
Yo, Kadeem, what's up man?

04:16:59.480 --> 04:17:00.480
What's up?

04:17:00.480 --> 04:17:02.480
Kadeem, nice to meet you my boy.

04:17:02.480 --> 04:17:05.480
What's up? You wanted to help with the guys, right?

04:17:05.480 --> 04:17:08.480
The only way for you to act in front of the game

04:17:08.480 --> 04:17:10.480
correctly, you really have to practice.

04:17:10.480 --> 04:17:12.480
Yes, bro.

04:17:12.480 --> 04:17:14.480
Yes, I'm practicing right now.

04:17:14.480 --> 04:17:20.480
Bro, I've heard from a lot of people that you're the faker of iron.

04:17:20.480 --> 04:17:23.480
Well, I am challenger.

04:17:23.480 --> 04:17:25.480
What?

04:17:25.480 --> 04:17:28.480
Well, I'm only challenger in normals.

04:17:28.480 --> 04:17:30.480
What is challenger in normals?

04:17:30.480 --> 04:17:31.480
What does that mean?

04:17:31.480 --> 04:17:35.480
That means that I earn the achievement of being the best ADT in the world.

04:17:35.480 --> 04:17:37.480
Is that true?

04:17:37.480 --> 04:17:39.480
Okay.

04:17:39.480 --> 04:17:45.320
So yes, so Kadima is essentially like imagine you have challenger ranked and challenger normals

04:17:45.640 --> 04:17:48.820
Kadima's iron in ranked, but he's challenger normals

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Okay, okay, okay. I got it wait so could be do you want to play ranks together like you'll be ADC

04:17:57.600 --> 04:18:01.100
I'll be jungler and doesn't it's gonna coach us. Oh

04:18:01.960 --> 04:18:04.800
There's something that you want to be jungle. You don't want to be support

04:18:04.800 --> 04:18:19.820
I would literally rather be jumped stuffed into a locker robbed mugged and brutally beat and then play support

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bro.

04:18:20.820 --> 04:18:23.140
I love you bro like they'll give you a role.

04:18:23.140 --> 04:18:24.140
I fucking love you.

04:18:24.140 --> 04:18:26.460
But I'm not playing support for anybody bro.

04:18:26.460 --> 04:18:28.100
I would literally rather die.

04:18:28.100 --> 04:18:30.500
I mean it's not a better role.

04:18:30.500 --> 04:18:33.460
I usually just rather destroy everything.

04:18:33.460 --> 04:18:35.540
No, no, no, Kadeem, Kadeem, Kadeem, Kadeem.

04:18:35.540 --> 04:18:36.780
I'm going to play Hectrum,

04:18:36.780 --> 04:18:39.300
and I'm going to fucking destroy the other team.

04:18:39.300 --> 04:18:41.740
And Kadeem, you're going to play ADC,

04:18:41.740 --> 04:18:43.020
and you're going to get powered up

04:18:43.020 --> 04:18:45.140
and fucking win your lane.

04:18:45.140 --> 04:18:47.020
And if you need help, let me know.

04:18:47.020 --> 04:18:50.020
And I'm going to fly through the bush like a fucking creep

04:18:50.020 --> 04:18:51.020
and fuck them.

04:18:52.300 --> 04:18:53.700
Okay.

04:18:53.700 --> 04:18:54.540
And Kadeem.

04:18:54.540 --> 04:18:56.820
Well, you know, they do like over 100K damage

04:18:56.820 --> 04:18:57.980
in the game to get ready.

04:18:57.980 --> 04:18:59.780
You do a hundred K a game.

04:18:59.780 --> 04:19:01.100
No, they do that.

04:19:01.100 --> 04:19:02.980
They do for fun.

04:19:02.980 --> 04:19:11.980
Yeah, so, Jinxie, the thing is that Khadim, he has something where like a lot of the people that play against him, they just randomly like smurf hard as fuck.

04:19:11.980 --> 04:19:20.980
So you might be playing this game on nightmare difficulty because you and Khadim are the two most sniped people on the planet.

04:19:20.980 --> 04:19:25.980
So wait, Khadim, Khadim, you get sniped by smurfs, Khadim?

04:19:25.980 --> 04:19:27.980
I mean, yeah

04:19:29.780 --> 04:19:38.620
But yeah, I think so like so that's all the 15. Okay. Okay. So my cutting what is your peak rank like ever highest-rank you ever touch?

04:19:40.740 --> 04:19:43.980
Well, I got I got master and

04:19:45.140 --> 04:19:47.140
In a different game, hold on

04:19:47.500 --> 04:19:49.700
Okay, I think it's like the second game

04:19:50.660 --> 04:19:54.940
You got math in which game for I got master in virtually for

04:19:55.980 --> 04:20:05.980
in when elsewhere that I had S rank, but like these new games, I don't know what's going on, but I'm just iron four.

04:20:06.980 --> 04:20:08.980
Oh, you're iron four in league?

04:20:09.980 --> 04:20:12.980
Yeah, yeah, I'm iron four in league.

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Well, Kadeem, guess what, bro? You just found your fucking iron duo, bro, and we're going to reach bronze together, bro, with the power of love and positivity, okay?

04:20:23.980 --> 04:20:25.980
I

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Need we can do it. I mean, I just I know we're gonna do it alone

04:20:30.740 --> 04:20:34.300
No, no, we're gonna have Don says coaching us bro. He's gonna be fucking locked

04:20:34.740 --> 04:20:39.460
Kadeem he's gonna be locked bro think of it like this. It's like I'm sitting down

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I'm the brain and I'm in your guys's body. Does that make sense? Yes. Yep. Yeah 100%

04:20:46.260 --> 04:20:48.540
What million fucking percent bro?

04:20:50.260 --> 04:20:52.260
What he said

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What do you need to add you?

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Jinxie hashtag MVP cuz I'm the fucking MVP wait

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Okay

04:21:08.620 --> 04:21:11.540
Wait, I need to unadd people before you add me, Kadeem

04:21:14.660 --> 04:21:21.300
Wait, you don't even have anyone on your friends list though. No, but I have maximum requests. How do I delete requests?

04:21:22.260 --> 04:21:27.540
Wait, okay. I think it would be okay. So it's weird because it doesn't try me. So I think what we should do is you should add Kadeem

04:21:27.780 --> 04:21:29.780
So I could be what's your username?

04:21:30.500 --> 04:21:36.020
Uh, I have a whole bunch of people on my page. So but uh, it's key someone eight says two one five

04:21:36.100 --> 04:21:38.660
I was the person kadeem seven one eight

04:21:40.020 --> 04:21:42.020
Yeah, kadeem seven one eight

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Uh, hashtag two one one three five

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Got you kadeem. You got rid of the mvp tag. You have the mvp tag when I watch your highlights

04:21:50.020 --> 04:21:58.580
I was part of the MVP that you were undefeated and I joined them and they got rid of the

04:21:58.580 --> 04:21:59.580
whole task.

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Oh, okay, okay, Kadeem, wait, but you have the maximum amount of friend requests, Kadeem.

04:22:05.140 --> 04:22:06.980
Okay, wait, here, I'm going to try something.

04:22:06.980 --> 04:22:07.980
I'm going to try something.

04:22:07.980 --> 04:22:12.780
I'll try to invite Kadeem and then if he can join me, then I can just like make

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a lobby with both of you guys and then afterwards you can do it.

04:22:15.300 --> 04:22:17.300
And then we can add, right?

04:22:17.300 --> 04:22:18.300
Okay.

04:22:18.300 --> 04:22:20.700
Did you get the game invite?

04:22:20.700 --> 04:22:22.380
OK.

04:22:22.380 --> 04:22:24.780
Did you get it?

04:22:24.780 --> 04:22:25.420
Nope.

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Give me a second.

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I got it where I only have friends,

04:22:30.500 --> 04:22:34.380
because a lot of crazy people add me.

04:22:34.380 --> 04:22:35.060
Yeah, bro.

04:22:35.060 --> 04:22:36.060
That happens to me too.

04:22:36.060 --> 04:22:37.580
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

04:22:37.580 --> 04:22:39.300
there's just a deep person.

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Hold on.

04:22:40.300 --> 04:22:41.060
Yeah, OK, wait.

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I think what we do, GenC just found Adam.

04:22:43.380 --> 04:22:45.220
So it's a hashtag 135.

04:22:45.220 --> 04:22:46.820
So move the first three.

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And then what you're going to do is just like spam add in until like your request goes to you so could you just have like mass like denying

04:22:56.420 --> 04:23:01.340
Sorry, yeah, also you don't need to press the X you can just keep like spamming at friend and it's fine

04:23:02.700 --> 04:23:05.220
Okay, did you get any of those requests could be

04:23:06.100 --> 04:23:12.340
Wait, all right, wait, wait, I didn't get them part. Give me a second. Let me just XR wanted people.

04:23:12.340 --> 04:23:14.340
Okay, take your time bro. No rats at all bro

04:23:15.140 --> 04:23:18.900
All right, James see wait apparently you can invite him through discord

04:23:19.060 --> 04:23:22.580
So if you right click on him in the group chat and do invites a game it goes through

04:23:24.100 --> 04:23:26.100
Oh, you don't have that

04:23:26.740 --> 04:23:28.740
Okay, um

04:23:28.820 --> 04:23:34.660
I'm simply a random person. I I just don't know how to like find the front book. I I mean

04:23:35.060 --> 04:23:36.660
I know how to play the game

04:23:36.660 --> 04:23:39.540
But like I never actually had a three-fourth book that's before

04:23:40.020 --> 04:23:42.020
Give me a second

04:23:42.340 --> 04:23:44.980
It's okay, bro. You have friends and friends wait

04:23:45.980 --> 04:23:47.980
Unadd a person. I don't say why

04:23:49.380 --> 04:23:53.580
Yeah, I got my dad's could you show me now? Wait, we're trying out. Okay?

04:23:54.740 --> 04:23:57.340
No, I'm Maximum L. No, no

04:23:59.660 --> 04:24:03.500
Okay, it's still says exceeded how about now keep on adding

04:24:05.020 --> 04:24:10.580
Okay, wait, I have an idea. I have an idea. I'm gonna make a custom game with a password. Oh

04:24:10.580 --> 04:24:16.640
Oh, yeah, okay. The only thing is we're gonna have to think of a password that none of our viewers can guess

04:24:17.480 --> 04:24:19.480
Okay

04:24:20.180 --> 04:24:27.140
I have an idea. Hold on. I hold on. Okay. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna just like make it nobody show the discord

04:24:27.140 --> 04:24:29.380
And then we'll do it. Okay. Okay. Okay

04:24:30.580 --> 04:24:34.180
Dante when you make it once we join make sure you delete it from discord

04:24:34.740 --> 04:24:39.220
Yeah, I got it. Okay. It's nice to meet you, bro. By the way, it's nice to meet you. Can you?

04:24:39.220 --> 04:24:49.460
Oh yeah okay okay that's it all right and then that's a password join okay okay what the

04:24:49.460 --> 04:24:57.780
fuck how did this okay yeah I don't know how this guy and something guess what the

04:24:57.780 --> 04:25:01.860
fucking password was well I could maybe think of a couple reasons yo bro let me

04:25:01.860 --> 04:25:04.620
ready? Yeah, make it this.

04:25:14.180 --> 04:25:16.100
Make it that and then make the password of this.

04:25:17.500 --> 04:25:21.100
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, make it that make it that.

04:25:21.540 --> 04:25:23.380
I'm not going to one, two, three.

04:25:25.820 --> 04:25:26.700
OK, I'm not going to lie.

04:25:26.700 --> 04:25:30.060
Dante has did make one where the password was one, two, three.

04:25:30.060 --> 04:25:33.780
Okay look, I just made it fast.

04:25:33.780 --> 04:25:37.260
Okay so Jinx said I could even join.

04:25:37.260 --> 04:25:38.260
Join custom.

04:25:38.260 --> 04:25:39.260
Okay how do you join?

04:25:39.260 --> 04:25:40.260
How do you join?

04:25:40.260 --> 04:25:43.960
Alright so you probably, you see what it says play, right?

04:25:43.960 --> 04:25:45.980
And then it should say custom.

04:25:45.980 --> 04:25:48.420
So you do what it says custom.

04:25:48.420 --> 04:25:49.420
I joined.

04:25:49.420 --> 04:25:50.420
Okay custom, okay.

04:25:50.420 --> 04:25:52.380
Oh like join them right?

04:25:52.380 --> 04:25:53.780
Yep so it says join custom.

04:25:53.780 --> 04:25:58.940
So you're going to click join custom, find a game, and then just type that in.

04:25:58.940 --> 04:26:05.180
Look at that Chatham iron one

04:26:11.900 --> 04:26:16.840
Did you do the right one the posture doesn't one two three it's the most recent number those put

04:26:23.660 --> 04:26:26.580
Okay, we add them for here yep

04:26:26.580 --> 04:26:28.580
Kadeem, I sent you a friend request in here.

04:26:28.580 --> 04:26:30.580
Did you add me?

04:26:30.580 --> 04:26:32.580
Okay.

04:26:32.580 --> 04:26:35.580
Bro, it still says it succeeded, don't it?

04:26:35.580 --> 04:26:37.580
You're the one?

04:26:37.580 --> 04:26:39.580
Can you just show me how to delete friend requests?

04:26:39.580 --> 04:26:41.580
Can you show me how to delete them?

04:26:41.580 --> 04:26:43.580
I'll just delete one.

04:26:43.580 --> 04:26:45.580
Yeah, like share screen, because like your thing is weird.

04:26:45.580 --> 04:26:47.580
It doesn't even say a thing where it says it.

04:26:47.580 --> 04:26:49.580
Kadeem, I think?

04:26:49.580 --> 04:26:51.580
It's because I had tons of little different,

04:26:51.580 --> 04:26:53.580
they came up the game and they just messed up everything.

04:26:53.580 --> 04:26:55.580
Wait, don't test it.

04:26:55.580 --> 04:26:59.780
they even show friend requests nowadays I don't see it

04:27:00.020 --> 04:27:04.660
why am I never setting that has it turned off I'm not even gonna lie

04:27:04.660 --> 04:27:08.500
uh I can't wait to see hold on are you sharing screen show screen and then show

04:27:08.500 --> 04:27:12.660
me your open your things is maybe there's like some in the cogwheel all right you

04:27:12.660 --> 04:27:17.060
see it maybe you guys did the front right yeah could even just like a hundred

04:27:17.060 --> 04:27:21.060
people could even if you can it's it's on that it's the actual friend request

04:27:21.060 --> 04:27:31.600
that's the issue so okay so go where it says chat and friends show me new fun

04:27:31.600 --> 04:27:39.320
across did it work cuz like I'm gonna be honest I don't know what the fuck they

04:27:39.320 --> 04:27:44.760
did okay wait try try this okay Jin see this work we're gonna do sure okay um

04:27:44.760 --> 04:27:49.200
what you're gonna do is you're gonna disable a setting but the promise that

04:27:49.200 --> 04:27:51.820
Anybody can send your game and fight if you disable the setting

04:27:52.820 --> 04:27:58.880
Yeah, that's fine. Okay, so go where it says chatting friends or notifications

04:28:00.040 --> 04:28:04.600
Yeah, and then uncheck allow game invites only from friends

04:28:05.880 --> 04:28:11.640
Okay, could even could you try to game invite me now could be or no don't ask why don't you just game invite me?

04:28:12.560 --> 04:28:14.560
Okay

04:28:14.880 --> 04:28:17.040
Did you get it?

04:28:17.040 --> 04:28:19.280
Wait, I'm gonna send you I'm gonna send you on

04:28:21.960 --> 04:28:23.960
Okay, wait for it

04:28:26.120 --> 04:28:28.120
Did you send it?

04:28:28.120 --> 04:28:30.120
There you go. It's on

04:28:32.120 --> 04:28:38.320
Yeah, so now I could be in can you uncheck your setting as well so I can send you an invite to

04:28:39.240 --> 04:28:42.880
Okay, how do that? So press on the settings next to the X

04:28:42.880 --> 04:28:48.480
All right. And then you're going to click notifications.

04:28:48.480 --> 04:29:02.720
Okay. And then. Yeah, exactly. Nice. So now uncheck it, press done. Yeah, you double clicked it. So you

04:29:02.720 --> 04:29:10.480
need to go back and you need to click it again. Oh, uncheck it. Yep. Okay. Yeah, so go to

04:29:10.480 --> 04:29:19.980
notifications okay there you go either okay so now I'm gonna invite you nice

04:29:19.980 --> 04:29:27.060
Kadeev okay so now I'm gonna leave and then you're just gonna have to change it

04:29:27.060 --> 04:29:32.060
to rank stop drink something to the party owner alright alright alright okay did you

04:29:32.060 --> 04:29:39.420
leave okay Kadeev are you ready okay we have my rank right yep yes wait did I

04:29:39.420 --> 04:29:40.980
I get leader or do Kadeem get leader?

04:29:40.980 --> 04:29:41.660
You got it.

04:29:41.660 --> 04:29:43.980
So what you're going to do is you see that arrow right there?

04:29:43.980 --> 04:29:46.260
Yeah, change mode, rank, solo duo.

04:29:46.260 --> 04:29:47.300
Oh my god.

04:29:47.300 --> 04:29:48.580
Kadeem, are you ready?

04:29:48.580 --> 04:29:50.660
Wait, I can't come up for him.

04:29:50.660 --> 04:29:52.300
Whoa.

04:29:52.300 --> 04:29:53.180
Wait, what's happening?

04:29:53.180 --> 04:29:54.500
I can't play ranked.

04:29:54.500 --> 04:29:56.820
Is your game bugged?

04:29:56.820 --> 04:29:59.220
Try disabling the game invites,

04:29:59.220 --> 04:30:00.780
because it could be that maybe you're just

04:30:00.780 --> 04:30:02.340
getting overloaded to a point where it's

04:30:02.340 --> 04:30:03.740
like bugging your clients.

04:30:03.740 --> 04:30:05.340
So it's on notifications again.

04:30:05.340 --> 04:30:06.820
There you go.

04:30:06.820 --> 04:30:07.700
Yeah.

04:30:07.700 --> 04:30:21.540
right so now bro look wait what the fuck wait what no I think it's just wide

04:30:21.540 --> 04:30:32.580
climbs moments wait wait wait again yeah wait it bugged could I try to give

04:30:32.580 --> 04:30:38.340
Kadeem host maybe. Yeah try to give him a host so promote the party owner. Kadeem I gave you party

04:30:38.340 --> 04:30:45.620
owner. Try to see if you can switch it to rank. Summoner's ripped. Got it. Nice! Wait not draft

04:30:45.620 --> 04:30:50.500
right? Or it you're draft. Yeah no it's fine so you're good. Okay Kadeem are you ready bro?

04:30:51.380 --> 04:31:00.740
Ready. Go. Okay. Okay Kadeem let's go Kadeem! Okay Kadeem so we're gonna be in iron I think

04:31:00.740 --> 04:31:06.740
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Iron. Yeah. We have in between iron, bronze and silver.

04:31:07.380 --> 04:31:13.060
Okay. Wait. So you see, I do have the right of being the best bot laner.

04:31:14.340 --> 04:31:18.740
Yes. Wait, wait. Yeah. Yeah. Kidding. Kidding. You're going to be bot lane. Kidding.

04:31:18.740 --> 04:31:23.140
And then I'm going to be jungle. Oh my God. Yes. We got a game. And then

04:31:23.140 --> 04:31:27.780
Don't that's going to coach us. Okay. So guys, listen, listen, we need to set up a

04:31:27.780 --> 04:31:31.580
game plan here I want you guys to tell me what champions are thinking of playing

04:31:31.580 --> 04:31:39.260
so we can set up the best synergy possible. Hecarim, Hecarim. Okay, okay, Kaisa. Hecarim,

04:31:39.260 --> 04:31:43.660
Kaisa's not bad. Khadim, what other ADCs do you play though? Maybe we could get

04:31:43.660 --> 04:31:48.980
better synergy. Khadim, what should we ban? Wait, what should we ban, Khadim?

04:31:48.980 --> 04:31:50.980
Uh, I can play Aphelios.

04:31:51.980 --> 04:31:52.980
Okay.

04:31:53.980 --> 04:31:54.980
That might be crazy.

04:31:54.980 --> 04:31:59.980
So, Jinxy, Aphelios is the hardest ADC in the entire game.

04:31:59.980 --> 04:32:01.980
Should he want to play Aphelios?

04:32:01.980 --> 04:32:03.980
Yes, yes, yes.

04:32:03.980 --> 04:32:05.980
Okay, fuck it. Aphelios, son. Let's get it done.

04:32:05.980 --> 04:32:07.980
Alright, got him.

04:32:07.980 --> 04:32:08.980
Alright.

04:32:08.980 --> 04:32:10.980
Kadeem, you're gonna play Aphelios?

04:32:11.980 --> 04:32:13.980
Yeah, I'm gonna play Aphelios.

04:32:13.980 --> 04:32:14.980
Should I accept this?

04:32:14.980 --> 04:32:15.980
Don't tell us?

04:32:15.980 --> 04:32:16.980
Uh, yeah. So what does that mean?

04:32:16.980 --> 04:32:17.980
Oh, what the fuck?

04:32:17.980 --> 04:32:19.980
You got stream sniped. What happened?

04:32:20.560 --> 04:32:25.060
They stole Hikerm from you, Jengzee, we're in uncharted territory now.

04:32:25.060 --> 04:32:26.060
Oh no no no no!

04:32:26.260 --> 04:32:29.860
No, okay, no Jengzee, maybe we just through the Garen jungle.

04:32:29.860 --> 04:32:32.860
I mean, I can switch to jungle, you can play ADC.

04:32:34.420 --> 04:32:36.420
Are we able to do that?

04:32:36.540 --> 04:32:40.060
You know what, it's fine, Garen jungle is okay, I don't know what could be.

04:32:40.060 --> 04:32:44.300
I'm just gonna play Garen in the jungle, Kadeem, and I'm gonna kill their whole team.

04:32:45.060 --> 04:32:46.220
Okay.

04:32:46.220 --> 04:32:51.940
All right, so Jin see I'm gonna need to press the room button again because we're gonna make sure you have the right wounds right now

04:32:52.640 --> 04:32:54.280
press the

04:32:54.280 --> 04:32:56.280
middle one

04:32:56.600 --> 04:32:59.360
Yep, and then there you go. You're good now

04:33:00.360 --> 04:33:01.780
Holy chat

04:33:01.780 --> 04:33:08.340
Kadeem let's go my boy. We got this bro. Kadeem. I think we're getting streams tonight because this guy took heck room Kadeem

04:33:11.140 --> 04:33:14.140
I think this shit's like I'm very like

04:33:14.140 --> 04:33:17.300
like, I'm powerful. There's a lot of people following me.

04:33:18.380 --> 04:33:20.180
You said you what? What did you say, Kadeem?

04:33:20.980 --> 04:33:25.340
Like, I was saying, like, I'm Egyptian to like, there's a lot of like hidden

04:33:25.340 --> 04:33:28.980
powers that follow me too. So like, I'm pretty sure a lot of you watch

04:33:28.980 --> 04:33:30.220
our stream. Yes.

04:33:33.820 --> 04:33:36.100
It's not as powerful as you are, but there's like a lot of people

04:33:36.100 --> 04:33:37.100
watch our stream from league.

04:33:37.500 --> 04:33:40.340
No, Kadeem, you're like, I don't even know if you know, Kadeem,

04:33:40.340 --> 04:33:42.580
you're a league of legends, legends, bro.

04:33:42.580 --> 04:33:46.100
My first day in the game, my entire chat was just spamming

04:33:46.100 --> 04:33:49.740
Kadeem, Kadeem, Kadeem, play Kadeem, 1v1 Kadeem,

04:33:49.740 --> 04:33:51.780
play with Kadeem, Kadeem, do a legend.

04:33:51.780 --> 04:33:55.060
They would do that thing, they would do that thing.

04:33:55.060 --> 04:33:56.900
Wait, they said that too?

04:33:56.900 --> 04:33:58.560
Yeah, they said that too.

04:33:58.560 --> 04:34:00.500
Yes, bro, Kadeem, you're a legend, bro.

04:34:00.500 --> 04:34:03.800
And dude, we have, this entire Discord call

04:34:03.800 --> 04:34:06.580
is fucking filled with League of Legends legend.

04:34:06.580 --> 04:34:09.500
Coach Dantaz, what should we be doing, bro?

04:34:09.500 --> 04:34:10.340
We're about to start.

04:34:10.340 --> 04:34:14.340
listen Jinxy open up the open up the clients I'm gonna tell you what we do

04:34:14.340 --> 04:34:18.540
now so you're gonna want to play for the best player on your team this game

04:34:18.540 --> 04:34:23.580
who's the best player okay who's the second best player

04:34:23.580 --> 04:34:28.260
right answer cadine so where are we gonna path towards this game cadine

04:34:28.260 --> 04:34:33.380
I'm gonna be always next to cadine Mike Michael exactly also don't forget you

04:34:33.380 --> 04:34:36.420
right click items okay yeah sorry about that

04:34:36.420 --> 04:34:40.420
oh good press y to walk your camera

04:34:40.420 --> 04:34:45.620
all right so now okay so now jing see you're gonna walk to your red buff

04:34:45.620 --> 04:34:50.020
okay so walk to the red you're gonna do a metal festival the other one

04:34:50.020 --> 04:34:53.460
top there you go so what you're gonna do is you're gonna

04:34:53.460 --> 04:34:57.940
max your e first then your q then your w

04:34:57.940 --> 04:35:02.180
okay max my e then my q then my w

04:35:02.180 --> 04:35:03.180
Yep, exactly.

04:35:04.180 --> 04:35:04.680
Okay.

04:35:05.880 --> 04:35:09.180
So, it's a bit shitty, right?

04:35:09.180 --> 04:35:13.680
The early clears can be rough, but you can easily fuck them up easily.

04:35:17.980 --> 04:35:19.380
Right, it's looking good.

04:35:20.080 --> 04:35:21.180
So now, what is my-

04:35:21.180 --> 04:35:21.680
We do.

04:35:22.380 --> 04:35:23.080
Oh, my God.

04:35:23.480 --> 04:35:24.980
Just, uh...

04:35:24.980 --> 04:35:26.080
It's a flash.

04:35:26.080 --> 04:35:28.380
You want to use it as a get out of jail for you.

04:35:28.880 --> 04:35:29.980
Got it. I got a skate.

04:35:30.380 --> 04:35:30.880
Yes.

04:35:30.880 --> 04:35:32.880
It means everything okay over there?

04:35:32.880 --> 04:35:34.880
Yeah, please don't look too far.

04:35:34.880 --> 04:35:35.880
Okay.

04:35:35.880 --> 04:35:38.880
So now, Jinxie, walk towards the front.

04:35:38.880 --> 04:35:40.880
Because don't forget, you're going to want to...

04:35:40.880 --> 04:35:41.880
Yep, the box, exactly.

04:35:41.880 --> 04:35:43.880
You're always going to want to sit there,

04:35:43.880 --> 04:35:45.880
and you're going to want to, like,

04:35:45.880 --> 04:35:47.880
know what you're doing next

04:35:47.880 --> 04:35:48.880
before you actually do it.

04:35:48.880 --> 04:35:52.880
And don't forget, use control to level abilities.

04:35:53.880 --> 04:35:55.880
Wait, what if I redo again?

04:35:55.880 --> 04:35:56.880
Is this spinner?

04:35:56.880 --> 04:35:58.880
Yep, so he is the spinner.

04:36:00.880 --> 04:36:05.560
So you use it again, now you're fucking up those fucking rocks.

04:36:05.560 --> 04:36:06.560
Wow!

04:36:06.560 --> 04:36:08.480
Go to the chickens, go to the chickens.

04:36:08.480 --> 04:36:10.080
It's looking good so far.

04:36:10.080 --> 04:36:12.100
Kadeem is holding it down in the jungle.

04:36:12.100 --> 04:36:13.600
How are you doing bot?

04:36:13.600 --> 04:36:15.640
So far so good.

04:36:15.640 --> 04:36:18.640
Nice Kadeem, let's fucking go.

04:36:18.640 --> 04:36:21.720
Alright, so now you use your E.

04:36:21.720 --> 04:36:22.720
Exactly.

04:36:22.720 --> 04:36:23.720
So the clears up.

04:36:23.720 --> 04:36:24.720
Who died?

04:36:24.720 --> 04:36:25.720
Who died?

04:36:25.720 --> 04:36:27.720
Who died?

04:36:27.720 --> 04:36:29.720
Who died?

04:36:29.720 --> 04:36:31.720
I think I died when I was killed.

04:36:31.720 --> 04:36:33.720
No, I think someone got me killed.

04:36:33.720 --> 04:36:35.720
Someone got me killed, sorry.

04:36:35.720 --> 04:36:37.720
Can you be said so far so good, Kadeem?

04:36:37.720 --> 04:36:39.720
Yeah, but-

04:36:39.720 --> 04:36:41.720
Yeah, but I'm supporting Gavin, so he's still dead.

04:36:41.720 --> 04:36:43.720
Oh, okay, okay, okay.

04:36:43.720 --> 04:36:45.720
Nice, Kadeem.

04:36:45.720 --> 04:36:47.720
Jynxie, don't forget, one assist on Kadeem

04:36:47.720 --> 04:36:49.720
is worth 10 kills on the enemy team.

04:36:49.720 --> 04:36:51.720
So even if he's trading like one-

04:36:51.720 --> 04:36:53.720
I don't know what to do.

04:36:53.720 --> 04:36:57.080
I didn't mean to do that, I'm a little sorry.

04:36:57.080 --> 04:36:58.080
I'm dead.

04:36:58.080 --> 04:36:59.080
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.

04:36:59.080 --> 04:37:03.760
All right, okay, listen, so we're going to do this, we're going to walk to the boob

04:37:03.760 --> 04:37:06.160
up and you're just going to keep clearing, okay?

04:37:06.160 --> 04:37:09.440
Okay, now you said max my E, right, max my E.

04:37:09.440 --> 04:37:13.880
Yeah, so right now you put a second point in your Q, which is good for Hector, but

04:37:13.880 --> 04:37:17.240
don't forget, not every champion is the same.

04:37:17.240 --> 04:37:20.200
Different champions won't level with different abilities.

04:37:20.200 --> 04:37:23.160
Got it, got it, got it, all right.

04:37:23.160 --> 04:37:25.160
So now, the Gromp attacks.

04:37:27.160 --> 04:37:28.160
Good.

04:37:29.160 --> 04:37:33.160
Okay, so now you're gonna wanna troll over five. Let's see what's happening now.

04:37:34.160 --> 04:37:36.160
Okay, the XB of what thing has the most missing.

04:37:37.160 --> 04:37:42.160
Alright, that's good, that's good. It means that you should be good to check out the crab after you're done with the Gromp.

04:37:43.160 --> 04:37:44.160
Check out the crab?

04:37:44.160 --> 04:37:45.160
Yep.

04:37:48.160 --> 04:37:49.160
Alright, nice! Okay, good.

04:37:49.160 --> 04:37:54.160
good so Hekrem just walked mid so maybe you could gank bot because we're gonna

04:37:54.160 --> 04:37:56.160
assume that you already took the crab

04:37:56.160 --> 04:37:57.160
GOMS GOMS

04:37:57.160 --> 04:37:59.160
oh god i got this

04:37:59.160 --> 04:38:01.160
go go go

04:38:03.160 --> 04:38:05.160
did we run?

04:38:05.160 --> 04:38:07.160
yes you got that sh** easy

04:38:08.160 --> 04:38:10.160
i think he rushed back

04:38:11.160 --> 04:38:14.160
alright so now jinxy go in the bush and recall

04:38:14.160 --> 04:38:18.160
whenever you recall you're gonna want to recall where they don't have vision

04:38:18.160 --> 04:38:27.520
okay got it okay so now perfect that's what we're looking for so now on reset you're going to want

04:38:27.520 --> 04:38:36.400
to buy stripe breaker so press p yep oh and i wanted to just right click the blue item bottom left

04:38:36.400 --> 04:38:40.320
just right click blue item bottom left uh no uh in your shop in your shop

04:38:40.320 --> 04:38:47.320
Yep, there you go, perfect, so now walk to the crugs.

04:38:47.320 --> 04:38:48.320
Right here?

04:38:48.320 --> 04:38:49.320
Nope, the other one is the crugs.

04:38:49.320 --> 04:38:50.320
That rocks.

04:38:50.320 --> 04:38:51.320
There you go.

04:38:51.320 --> 04:38:52.320
There you go, good.

04:38:52.320 --> 04:38:55.040
Alright, so the clear is looking good so far.

04:38:55.040 --> 04:38:56.040
You guys scale.

04:38:56.040 --> 04:38:58.920
It's a free win if I've ever seen one.

04:38:58.920 --> 04:39:00.040
That's fucking go, Kadee.

04:39:00.040 --> 04:39:02.200
Good shit down there, Kadee.

04:39:02.200 --> 04:39:06.260
Also, Jinxie, don't forget, your abilities are always on the same base, so as long

04:39:06.260 --> 04:39:09.680
as you know where your finger is, you don't always have to look at your like

04:39:09.680 --> 04:39:15.380
You are you right? That's the reason why you always want to leave it on the same like ability like the same finger

04:39:15.380 --> 04:39:17.480
So that it's like second nature. Okay?

04:39:24.320 --> 04:39:26.320
All right

04:39:31.320 --> 04:39:35.660
Sorry Jinx he talked to me talk to me talk to me. What are you gonna do after the chickens here?

04:39:35.660 --> 04:39:41.580
okay you're gonna jump but after the chickens what's your play you're very

04:39:41.580 --> 04:39:49.700
long I'm gonna go here exactly okay so you can already start moving over there

04:39:49.700 --> 04:39:55.500
good and also don't forget what we talked about with spam clicking so you

04:39:55.500 --> 04:40:03.500
don't just want to hold it you want to like click multiple times right right

04:40:03.500 --> 04:40:09.260
It's looking good guys. I'm talking to this is the Prius win I've ever fucking seen in my life so far

04:40:11.060 --> 04:40:12.540
Nice

04:40:12.540 --> 04:40:13.820
Okay

04:40:13.820 --> 04:40:20.020
Guys listen, we're gonna need to get some excitement right now. Jinzy. I need you to get a bit excited

04:40:20.020 --> 04:40:22.020
Let's fucking go

04:40:22.020 --> 04:40:24.020
I

04:40:29.980 --> 04:40:38.240
Okay, so now listen Jinxie it's working like a gang bot here, but we're gonna have to drone bottom mid aren't we okay?

04:40:40.160 --> 04:40:43.060
Okay now walk towards the dragon

04:40:43.580 --> 04:40:47.420
Remember you want a drone when you already have a command input it

04:40:47.420 --> 04:40:52.020
So you're only gonna drone if you're already walking somewhere that way you don't waste time

04:40:52.380 --> 04:40:56.460
Okay, yeah, you can walk about here. Just look how far they are balling right?

04:40:57.900 --> 04:41:02.200
Kadeem, oh my god, you're so fucking good. Okay, you guys can

04:41:03.540 --> 04:41:05.700
Like this like this this is free. I

04:41:07.740 --> 04:41:09.940
Don't know my key does I was gonna button

04:41:09.940 --> 04:41:18.200
So now you're gonna want to recall and the reason you're recalling is because look at how low HP you're calling

04:41:18.500 --> 04:41:22.660
The only thing that you can do now that would be secured is what?

04:41:24.700 --> 04:41:31.100
Reap like falling back falling back exactly. Yep. All right, so now right click your blue item again

04:41:31.100 --> 04:41:33.100
The same one that we talked about earlier

04:41:33.100 --> 04:41:40.220
Right, and then you're going to walk all the way to your red buff because now on your reset you just want to farm

04:41:41.300 --> 04:41:47.820
Got it. So Jinxie just so you know your Q is an auto attack that does more damage

04:41:48.180 --> 04:41:52.100
Okay, and it also gives you movement speed, right?

04:41:54.940 --> 04:41:57.020
It also doesn't think all the silence

04:41:57.020 --> 04:42:00.920
So you don't need to worry about what that is and then your E when you use it

04:42:00.920 --> 04:42:08.340
You never want to press it again because if you press your E it cancels it so press E and don't press it again

04:42:08.340 --> 04:42:10.340
You see how you're bringing it for way longer?

04:42:10.340 --> 04:42:12.340
It ends it, I see, I see

04:42:12.460 --> 04:42:13.460
Exactly

04:42:13.460 --> 04:42:14.860
All right

04:42:14.860 --> 04:42:20.060
Also, I walk to the rocks, you know and don't forget I want you to make it a habit

04:42:20.060 --> 04:42:24.260
I'll try to remind you that you do control level up instead of mouse, okay?

04:42:24.260 --> 04:42:26.260
Okay

04:42:26.260 --> 04:42:26.760
You're-

04:42:26.760 --> 04:42:27.260
You're-

04:42:27.260 --> 04:42:27.760
You're-

04:42:27.760 --> 04:42:28.260
You're-

04:42:28.260 --> 04:42:30.260
You're boing is fucking smashing lane.

04:42:30.260 --> 04:42:32.260
You asked a jungler need to do something called

04:42:32.260 --> 04:42:34.260
Mythic Scythe Theory now.

04:42:34.260 --> 04:42:36.260
When your bot is winning lane,

04:42:36.260 --> 04:42:38.260
you shower them in compliments,

04:42:38.260 --> 04:42:39.260
so that they keep performing good.

04:42:39.260 --> 04:42:41.260
So what does that mean?

04:42:41.260 --> 04:42:42.260
Good fucking shit, Kadeem.

04:42:42.260 --> 04:42:44.260
You're the greatest of all time.

04:42:44.260 --> 04:42:46.260
You're the greatest ever, Kadeem.

04:42:48.260 --> 04:42:50.260
No way. You're getting good too.

04:42:50.260 --> 04:42:52.260
Thank you. Hey, thank you, bro.

04:42:52.260 --> 04:42:53.260
See, Kadeem?

04:42:53.260 --> 04:42:54.260
That's why I love you.

04:42:54.260 --> 04:42:55.260
Oh, thank you.

04:42:55.260 --> 04:43:00.840
alright so now it's looking good all you're gonna have to do now is just keep

04:43:00.840 --> 04:43:04.780
farming your bot side like as long as you're consistently farming it's good

04:43:04.780 --> 04:43:08.460
but Jinx see what I want you to remember is I want you to remember that you

04:43:08.460 --> 04:43:12.940
should always have a plan for what for the second the jungle monster dies that

04:43:12.940 --> 04:43:19.740
way you're not wasting time just doing nothing right yeah alright now you're

04:43:19.740 --> 04:43:22.380
just gonna keep doing it but you're already doing a lot better like you're

04:43:22.380 --> 04:43:26.700
only targeting the big monster which we talked about yesterday, like it's looking really good,

04:43:26.700 --> 04:43:31.500
but don't forget to also use your abilities. Like you and your E were off cooldown there for a while.

04:43:34.460 --> 04:43:38.300
So now you're about to turn level 7. How are you gonna level up your E here?

04:43:39.420 --> 04:43:44.780
Um, I'm just gonna level it up, right? Yes, but how do you level it up? Control E.

04:43:45.420 --> 04:43:50.460
Exactly. So now when you take level 7, I want you to orisa once towards the ground and control E.

04:43:50.460 --> 04:44:04.420
there you go see that's that's habit fucking go yeah it's like I'm telling

04:44:04.420 --> 04:44:11.660
you you're building up talents from a point of natural progression yes all

04:44:11.660 --> 04:44:16.740
right so now we're gonna want to see you go for the dragon look at how low

04:44:16.740 --> 04:44:18.740
What do you think we should be chair?

04:44:19.700 --> 04:44:26.060
No, I got mad. I got mad. Oh, exactly. So can they push but you guys are gonna tower die

04:44:27.500 --> 04:44:30.460
He didn't let's go. Come off it either. All right

04:44:31.740 --> 04:44:35.580
Okay, I see Jensie back up back up back up. You don't want to walk in too far

04:44:35.740 --> 04:44:41.220
You want to wait for the minions to walk in first now walk up again and don't forget to like not hold on

04:44:41.220 --> 04:44:43.220
You want to constantly play.

04:44:43.220 --> 04:44:45.220
Okay?

04:44:45.220 --> 04:44:46.220
Good.

04:44:46.220 --> 04:44:48.220
So now, I'll snitch and press...

04:44:48.220 --> 04:44:50.220
OH MY GOD!

04:44:50.220 --> 04:44:51.220
OH!

04:44:51.220 --> 04:44:53.220
OH GOD!

04:44:56.220 --> 04:44:57.220
Holy shit.

04:44:57.220 --> 04:45:00.220
And you flash without me even telling you.

04:45:00.220 --> 04:45:01.220
Okay, that's perfect.

04:45:01.220 --> 04:45:03.220
Get the reset.

04:45:03.220 --> 04:45:06.220
LET'S GO!

04:45:06.220 --> 04:45:07.220
Oh my...

04:45:07.220 --> 04:45:08.220
Dude, I got a kill!

04:45:08.220 --> 04:45:10.220
Believe it!

04:45:10.220 --> 04:45:14.220
No way I think I'm good.

04:45:14.220 --> 04:45:18.220
No, no, I know Kadeem! I gotta kill Kadeem! I gotta kill!

04:45:18.220 --> 04:45:23.220
Alright, so now Jinxie, walk to the rocks. You gotta get the rocks, bro.

04:45:23.220 --> 04:45:31.220
That's what I like to see though. Dude, that's the fuckin' Jinxie Kadeem synergy, bro.

04:45:31.220 --> 04:45:33.220
That's the Jin Kadeem, bro.

04:45:33.220 --> 04:45:36.220
Yeah, the greatest duo in Iron History!

04:45:36.220 --> 04:45:43.440
wait what is um what is my ulti for the ulti so your ulti is pretty much like no

04:45:43.440 --> 04:45:49.660
your spike but it does the man's yeah imagine doing that with your champions

04:45:49.660 --> 04:45:56.260
okay do I have to be closer far so if you hover over the ability it shows you

04:45:56.260 --> 04:46:00.460
the range so I want you to hover over the ability got it that's the range

04:46:00.460 --> 04:46:03.040
That's so goaded, bro.

04:46:03.040 --> 04:46:07.940
Yep, so in the future, if you ever want to see what the ability range is on something,

04:46:07.940 --> 04:46:09.620
you're just gonna have to hubro grid.

04:46:09.620 --> 04:46:14.620
So Garen is easy, he doesn't have any skill shots.

04:46:14.620 --> 04:46:15.620
What should I upgrade?

04:46:15.620 --> 04:46:16.620
What do you think?

04:46:16.620 --> 04:46:19.620
The only point is he didn't get his dragon yet.

04:46:19.620 --> 04:46:24.340
Yeah, but Kadeem, the reason why he's knocking the dragon is because he's aura

04:46:24.340 --> 04:46:25.340
fun.

04:46:25.340 --> 04:46:28.340
If he takes the dragon, it's too much of a one-sided stop.

04:46:28.340 --> 04:46:30.340
Isn't that what you want?

04:46:30.340 --> 04:46:32.980
Kadeem you want me to get dragon?

04:46:33.980 --> 04:46:35.980
We are gonna need it eventually

04:46:35.980 --> 04:46:37.980
because maybe I'll move a harder

04:46:38.420 --> 04:46:40.420
Fuck, should I go now?

04:46:40.420 --> 04:46:41.380
No, you're not.

04:46:41.380 --> 04:46:43.380
I'm a good person.

04:46:43.380 --> 04:46:45.380
Okay, so look at how low they are.

04:46:45.380 --> 04:46:48.380
Okay, so there's too much HP.

04:46:48.380 --> 04:46:50.380
So what you're gonna do Trance is

04:46:50.380 --> 04:46:53.380
you're gonna do the brunt and you're gonna do dragon after.

04:46:53.380 --> 04:46:55.380
Now there's a chance that Hecarim is already on it.

04:46:55.380 --> 04:46:57.380
But the reason why you're waiting

04:46:57.380 --> 04:46:59.380
is because your team isn't able to help you.

04:47:00.340 --> 04:47:08.700
So now you can walk in slowly, but if you see anybody you need to run away, okay?

04:47:08.700 --> 04:47:10.200
Go, go, run.

04:47:10.200 --> 04:47:11.200
Okay.

04:47:11.200 --> 04:47:12.200
That's good.

04:47:12.200 --> 04:47:13.200
That's good.

04:47:13.200 --> 04:47:14.200
All right?

04:47:14.200 --> 04:47:16.200
Now, Kadeem is here.

04:47:16.200 --> 04:47:18.480
Dude, Kadeem's ready to fuck shit up.

04:47:18.480 --> 04:47:19.480
I can feel it.

04:47:19.480 --> 04:47:21.000
Walk in with Kadeem.

04:47:21.000 --> 04:47:23.200
Come on, Kadeem.

04:47:23.200 --> 04:47:25.600
All right, this is good.

04:47:25.600 --> 04:47:26.600
This is good.

04:47:26.600 --> 04:47:27.600
You guys got this.

04:47:27.600 --> 04:47:28.600
It's a 2v2.

04:47:28.600 --> 04:47:30.600
This is jungle, this is jungle, this is jungle

04:47:32.200 --> 04:47:34.700
Oh my god, split a few ulti in the second, ulti in the second

04:47:38.800 --> 04:47:39.300
YES!

04:47:40.300 --> 04:47:42.300
LET'S FUCKING GO CADEEM!

04:47:46.100 --> 04:47:48.100
GOOD JOB CADEEM!

04:47:48.900 --> 04:47:52.500
Alright, so Jinxie, there's nothing else to do here, so what should you do?

04:47:53.600 --> 04:47:54.100
Recall

04:47:54.600 --> 04:47:56.100
Exactly, let's do it

04:47:56.100 --> 04:48:00.100
Oh my god, let's fucking go, Khadib!

04:48:00.100 --> 04:48:05.100
Dude, I'm not gonna lie right now, Jynxy, you're operating at an Emerald level.

04:48:05.100 --> 04:48:07.100
Seriously, wow. Thank you.

04:48:07.100 --> 04:48:11.100
So, what we're gonna need is, I'm gonna want you to buy tier 1 boots.

04:48:11.100 --> 04:48:17.100
So, walk back in the base, you're gonna press P, and you're gonna right-click on the boots.

04:48:17.100 --> 04:48:19.100
Those ones.

04:48:19.100 --> 04:48:25.100
Alright, now you're gonna walk back to the Red Buff and farm.

04:48:25.100 --> 04:48:30.100
Should I go here first so I can go in one motion and walk down?

04:48:30.100 --> 04:48:36.100
So that's a good thought process but the reason why you don't is because you want to sink your fear.

04:48:36.100 --> 04:48:46.100
So if you go crugs and then rather than rafters, you promise the next time your crugs respawn, you're going to wait too long for your rafters because you have to spend time killing the bad guys.

04:48:46.100 --> 04:48:47.100
Is that it, sons?

04:48:47.100 --> 04:48:48.100
Yep.

04:48:48.100 --> 04:49:04.100
Right now, Jinxies, what we're going to try to focus on this game for you is I want you to focus on using control level abilities, but then I want you to also focus on using your smite only when it's below 1,000 power.

04:49:04.100 --> 04:49:09.100
You see right now on the HUD it says 1,400 next to your smite icon?

04:49:09.100 --> 04:49:10.100
Yeah.

04:49:10.100 --> 04:49:18.500
So that means right now your smite is doing 1,400 damage, so anytime something is below 1,400 health, you want to use smite then, okay?

04:49:21.700 --> 04:49:32.700
You also have something called an active item, which you got from buying Strybreaker, but the thing is that I feel like it's a bit too much for you to do right now, so pretend like it doesn't even exist, okay?

04:49:33.300 --> 04:49:34.300
Okay, got it, got it.

04:49:35.100 --> 04:49:35.600
Perfect.

04:49:35.600 --> 04:49:43.900
All right, so now you're just gonna keep on hitting how is how are things looking ball right now?

04:49:49.640 --> 04:49:54.400
Perfect, all right, so Jinxie just keep on get up. Yeah, what's up?

04:49:58.240 --> 04:50:00.240
Okay, okay

04:50:00.240 --> 04:50:07.240
Jinxie, Jinxie, your ADC is getting ganked, so what that means is now they're gonna try pushing the turret, okay?

04:50:07.240 --> 04:50:11.240
So, when you finish your gromp, what should you do?

04:50:12.240 --> 04:50:13.240
I should go help bot lane?

04:50:14.240 --> 04:50:22.240
You should, exactly. You have two options. You could either help bot lane, or you could do something called trading the map, where you would do something topside instead.

04:50:22.240 --> 04:50:28.240
But that's an advanced concept, so for now just do whatever is on your screen, okay?

04:50:30.240 --> 04:50:34.240
So, here's your help, help, help, help.

04:50:34.240 --> 04:50:36.240
Try something here.

04:50:36.240 --> 04:50:40.240
Okay, back up, back up, wait for Kadeem.

04:50:40.240 --> 04:50:43.240
So, I want to do something called jerking them off.

04:50:43.240 --> 04:50:46.240
You're gonna walk up and walk back, and they're gonna get so pissed off,

04:50:46.240 --> 04:50:49.240
that they're gonna sit there and they're gonna want to fight you.

04:50:49.240 --> 04:50:53.240
But then Kadeem is gonna pop out and just fucking gun them down.

04:50:53.240 --> 04:50:57.240
Go in, go in, help him! He needs help!

04:50:57.240 --> 04:51:02.520
right back up back up you need to be around your team you don't want to

04:51:02.520 --> 04:51:06.840
over chase now kadeem is alone he's getting ransacked

04:51:06.840 --> 04:51:16.720
oh god okay jinx he's right all right that was okay that was okay that was okay

04:51:16.720 --> 04:51:23.680
that was okay actually now try to fight under your current not bad that's

04:51:23.680 --> 04:51:27.900
That's good. That's good. That's good. Now we can back off. Okay, so wait

04:51:29.900 --> 04:51:33.600
All right, nice so now you can reset so there's Jamesy

04:51:33.600 --> 04:51:40.380
That was a good play because you didn't die but the reason why was kind of bad is because if you stay close to your team

04:51:40.380 --> 04:51:44.520
You could have maybe prevented them from dying and got kills, right?

04:51:44.520 --> 04:51:46.520
Fuck. Fuck!

04:51:46.520 --> 04:51:50.520
So that's why you gotta pay more attention!

04:51:50.520 --> 04:51:51.520
Okay.

04:51:51.520 --> 04:51:52.520
Yup. Okay, okay.

04:51:52.520 --> 04:51:55.520
Now, JC, I'm about to tell you that you did something wrong.

04:51:55.520 --> 04:51:57.520
I want you to guess what it is.

04:51:57.520 --> 04:52:00.520
I, um, I actually have no idea.

04:52:00.520 --> 04:52:03.520
Okay, how much gold do you have in your inventory?

04:52:03.520 --> 04:52:06.520
Oh, I have over a thousand for the bottom.

04:52:06.520 --> 04:52:08.520
Yup, so now wait. Look up, look up, look up.

04:52:08.520 --> 04:52:10.520
There's a fight happening. There's a fight happening.

04:52:10.520 --> 04:52:12.520
This is a killer high school.

04:52:14.520 --> 04:52:20.520
Oh my god! That's why I like to fucking see. That was the jungle pressure.

04:52:20.520 --> 04:52:23.520
Oh, let's go! Jungle pressure, baby?

04:52:23.520 --> 04:52:27.520
Yup. Dude, it's because of Morgana Felture aura.

04:52:28.520 --> 04:52:30.520
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:52:30.520 --> 04:52:31.520
Okay, good.

04:52:31.520 --> 04:52:34.520
Perhaps we'll dive the game down that. My first ever flawless.

04:52:34.520 --> 04:52:39.520
And that's what I'm saying, that's why, listen, a lot of people are gonna sit there, they're

04:52:39.520 --> 04:52:42.600
gonna call you bad, they're gonna say you don't know what you're doing, all that.

04:52:42.600 --> 04:52:46.320
But at the end of the day, you're getting better at the basics.

04:52:46.320 --> 04:52:50.160
So while they're sitting there, they're gonna be ironing them on for now, right, because

04:52:50.160 --> 04:52:53.800
they never understood the basics, you're gonna be flying past them like you're on

04:52:53.800 --> 04:52:56.040
the fucking polar express.

04:52:56.040 --> 04:52:57.040
Yep, 100%.

04:52:57.040 --> 04:52:58.040
All right.

04:52:58.040 --> 04:52:59.040
I've never heard anything like that.

04:52:59.040 --> 04:53:00.040
I think this is gonna be easy.

04:53:00.040 --> 04:53:01.040
Yep, it should be.

04:53:01.040 --> 04:53:12.040
Yep, it should be. So now, JC, after you farm this, uh, bomb, while you're farming, I want you to pan your camera over. Start droning a little bit, okay?

04:53:12.040 --> 04:53:20.040
Now, now, it's too long. So when you're panning, what I want you to do is I want you to look, two seconds, look away, okay?

04:53:20.040 --> 04:53:21.040
Got it.

04:53:21.040 --> 04:53:30.040
And now you can dragon. So now, so now the reason why you can keep dragon is because your entire team is ready waiting and they want something to happen, right?

04:53:30.040 --> 04:53:37.360
Like this dragon is covered in baby oil and you're about to sit there and host the hosting

04:53:37.360 --> 04:53:41.200
team to get part of it all night because that makes sense.

04:53:41.200 --> 04:53:42.200
Yeah!

04:53:42.200 --> 04:53:44.200
So now this dragon's getting fucked!

04:53:44.200 --> 04:53:45.200
Perfect!

04:53:45.200 --> 04:53:52.600
Alright, so what you're going to do is you're going to want to walk up and fight

04:53:52.600 --> 04:53:56.600
because the enemy bot lane is walking in.

04:53:56.600 --> 04:54:03.220
Alright there you walk up, walk up again, walk up again, before you walk away, alright?

04:54:03.220 --> 04:54:05.220
And then now you can recall.

04:54:05.220 --> 04:54:13.220
Alright, but while you're recalling, look at the Morgana bro, walk and look, look, look

04:54:13.220 --> 04:54:16.220
at the map, now it's canceling reset.

04:54:16.220 --> 04:54:20.820
Okay, so the reason why that was important is because you need to always see what's

04:54:20.820 --> 04:54:23.100
going on while you're doing something.

04:54:23.100 --> 04:54:28.100
So there you are Morgana was getting ganged but because you weren't looking, she ended up dying.

04:54:28.100 --> 04:54:29.600
Do you understand what the problem is?

04:54:29.600 --> 04:54:30.600
Yeah, I'm a piece of shit.

04:54:30.600 --> 04:54:32.100
Should I recall now?

04:54:32.100 --> 04:54:33.100
Yeah, now you can recall.

04:54:33.100 --> 04:54:34.100
Wait!

04:54:34.100 --> 04:54:35.100
But now look!

04:54:35.100 --> 04:54:36.100
Hecarim is here!

04:54:36.100 --> 04:54:37.100
Heard he needs your help!

04:54:42.100 --> 04:54:43.100
Watch!

04:54:43.100 --> 04:54:45.100
I-I-I didn't really have-

04:54:45.100 --> 04:54:47.100
I think you guys are working.

04:54:47.100 --> 04:54:48.100
Oh, what a hoot!

04:54:48.100 --> 04:54:49.600
I almost hit him on my back.

04:54:49.600 --> 04:54:52.100
If you get this, he's gonna die now, right?

04:54:52.100 --> 04:54:53.100
Yeah!

04:54:53.100 --> 04:54:54.100
Nice!

04:54:54.100 --> 04:54:55.100
This is hard.

04:54:55.100 --> 04:54:58.100
I mean, run the bookies off the skin.

04:54:58.100 --> 04:54:59.100
Yeah.

04:54:59.100 --> 04:55:04.400
So the reason, the reason why Briar is broken is because Riot intentionally makes her strong

04:55:04.400 --> 04:55:06.500
because you can see her feet.

04:55:06.500 --> 04:55:11.580
So she panders to all the gooners that spend money on the Briar skins.

04:55:11.580 --> 04:55:16.000
Remember, Riot's balancing is based off what sells skins.

04:55:16.000 --> 04:55:20.100
Because she's gooner material, Riot purposely keeps her strong.

04:55:20.100 --> 04:55:21.100
Got it.

04:55:21.100 --> 04:55:23.100
Okay, wait, when I

04:55:30.740 --> 04:55:36.060
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, I have a question. Um, what should I buy?

04:55:36.060 --> 04:55:38.060
Yeah, that's how I'm playing a game.

04:55:38.060 --> 04:55:42.060
I'm going to buy Phantom Dancer, then Deadman's plate.

04:55:46.060 --> 04:55:48.060
Where the fuck is that, bro?

04:55:48.060 --> 04:55:50.060
Oh shit, my bad. It's the brown thing.

04:55:50.060 --> 04:55:52.060
Yep, there you are.

04:55:52.060 --> 04:55:54.060
There you go. My bad.

04:55:54.060 --> 04:55:56.060
My bad.

04:55:56.060 --> 04:56:01.060
Wait, I have a question. When I old, do I just click R, or do I have to click R and then tap on it?

04:56:01.060 --> 04:56:02.060
No.

04:56:02.060 --> 04:56:07.060
I think we have her on and tap on it because you don't have quick things on.

04:56:07.060 --> 04:56:09.060
No, he does have quick things on.

04:56:09.060 --> 04:56:12.060
Oh, so you didn't have them?

04:56:12.060 --> 04:56:15.060
Are we winning or losing?

04:56:15.060 --> 04:56:20.060
We're in that hole where we haven't had them.

04:56:20.060 --> 04:56:24.060
Yep, we had a long score, but we got all objectives.

04:56:24.060 --> 04:56:28.060
We really lost these dragons. We gotta make sure we get the next dragon.

04:56:28.060 --> 04:56:29.400
Okay, so we'll sit this over again.

04:56:29.400 --> 04:56:31.400
So we have to tap on them Ben click R?

04:56:32.400 --> 04:56:34.900
No, you just click R.

04:56:34.900 --> 04:56:37.900
But Jinx, you need to walk mid, look, it's happening mid right now.

04:56:40.900 --> 04:56:43.400
Okay, so now you're gonna walk in?

04:56:43.400 --> 04:56:45.400
See if you can hit the point right there.

04:56:47.400 --> 04:56:48.400
Alright.

04:56:49.400 --> 04:56:50.400
I mean...

04:56:50.400 --> 04:56:51.700
Don't sit, why did I hit that?

04:56:51.700 --> 04:56:53.700
Why did you come in and go there, bro?

04:56:53.700 --> 04:56:55.700
Because you didn't have any other option.

04:56:55.700 --> 04:56:58.060
What are we losing?

04:56:58.060 --> 04:57:02.660
Um, well, we gotta wait for the dragon to come out.

04:57:02.660 --> 04:57:07.740
Yeah, okay, so listen, listen, guys, we're gonna do something, we're gonna set up a plan.

04:57:07.740 --> 04:57:10.300
Dragon is up in one minute forty seconds, okay?

04:57:10.300 --> 04:57:12.140
You wanna do Baron?

04:57:12.140 --> 04:57:15.060
You know what?

04:57:15.060 --> 04:57:16.700
Why the fuck not?

04:57:16.700 --> 04:57:17.700
Let's do Baron.

04:57:17.700 --> 04:57:20.620
Alright, alright, alright, alright.

04:57:20.620 --> 04:57:22.620
Everyone's in the queue.

04:57:22.620 --> 04:57:28.780
But Jinxie you're the jungle that means you're team leader you need to do a fucking war cry this place gonna go well

04:57:29.780 --> 04:57:32.300
Yo, I mean, could you do a war cry with me?

04:57:40.300 --> 04:57:42.300
Karim

04:57:52.620 --> 04:57:54.620
No, I think this is fine, okay?

04:57:56.620 --> 04:57:57.620
I mean, you can't do anything.

04:57:57.620 --> 04:57:58.620
I mean, you can't do anything.

04:57:59.620 --> 04:58:00.620
Where's my team?

04:58:00.620 --> 04:58:02.620
The problem is that we have two people dead.

04:58:02.620 --> 04:58:04.620
You gotta save me safe.

04:58:05.620 --> 04:58:07.620
No team, like I...

04:58:09.620 --> 04:58:11.620
I mean, um...

04:58:12.620 --> 04:58:13.620
Okay.

04:58:13.620 --> 04:58:16.620
The best thing we can do in this situation is...

04:58:16.620 --> 04:58:17.620
The dragon, right?

04:58:17.620 --> 04:58:18.620
The dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon.

04:58:18.620 --> 04:58:20.620
Okay, no, that's...

04:58:20.620 --> 04:58:23.620
Jynxy can't fight this, it's too powerful.

04:58:23.620 --> 04:58:25.620
Yeah, too powerful.

04:58:25.620 --> 04:58:29.620
I think he's gonna, I think he's gonna want to watch that.

04:58:29.620 --> 04:58:31.620
Bro, I thought that was a dragon, no?

04:58:31.620 --> 04:58:32.620
No, it's okay.

04:58:32.620 --> 04:58:34.620
No, no, it's not a dragon, dragon.

04:58:34.620 --> 04:58:36.620
Yeah, I'm gonna have to fight the dragon though.

04:58:36.620 --> 04:58:38.620
So, Jynxy, I'll give you a tip, okay?

04:58:38.620 --> 04:58:40.620
Dragon, you're in spawns on the bottom.

04:58:40.620 --> 04:58:42.620
No, no, no, they came back.

04:58:42.620 --> 04:58:44.620
Jynxy.

04:58:44.620 --> 04:58:47.620
Dragon always spawns on the bottom river, okay?

04:58:47.620 --> 04:58:53.620
So if I bring you to the topside river, you're not actually doing the dragon, because that's where Baron spawns.

04:58:53.620 --> 04:58:55.620
So where's the dragon, ass-hat?

04:58:56.620 --> 04:58:58.620
It's right! It's right there!

04:58:58.620 --> 04:59:02.620
It's been an- uh, Ava, you can put it in a number to increase.

04:59:02.620 --> 04:59:04.620
You can spell it and dump it up.

04:59:04.620 --> 04:59:05.620
Oh my god.

04:59:05.620 --> 04:59:06.620
Fuck it.

04:59:09.620 --> 04:59:10.620
Okay.

04:59:10.620 --> 04:59:13.620
All right, well, I'm much important to K.O.E. and we can't throw a bar.

04:59:13.620 --> 04:59:14.620
Oh my- oh my god!

04:59:14.620 --> 04:59:15.620
What?

04:59:15.620 --> 04:59:17.620
So, Jynxie, the way that you're-

04:59:17.620 --> 04:59:19.620
FUCKING SIGNSHIT!

04:59:19.620 --> 04:59:21.620
FUCK THIS GAME IS ASKED!

04:59:21.620 --> 04:59:23.620
Robots are not doing anything!

04:59:23.620 --> 04:59:29.620
Okay, so Jynxie, the reason why your auto is nothing is because it's something called an execute,

04:59:29.620 --> 04:59:33.620
which means it does more damage to the less health that the enemy has.

04:59:33.620 --> 04:59:39.620
And this is the reason why what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to decide only two champions that you're gonna play

04:59:39.620 --> 04:59:41.620
so you can run them inside out.

04:59:41.620 --> 04:59:50.620
So that's why, even with Hecarim, I'm going to have to have you as an aftershock today looking at Hecarim, Hentai, to understand how his entire inner workings work.

04:59:52.620 --> 04:59:53.620
Hentai of Hecarim?

04:59:54.620 --> 04:59:57.620
Yes, but you get to choose the other champion too.

04:59:58.620 --> 04:59:59.620
So, Garen and Hecarim?

05:00:00.620 --> 05:00:02.620
Do you want it to be Garen?

05:00:02.620 --> 05:00:03.620
Yeah, I like Garen.

05:00:04.620 --> 05:00:05.620
Alright, then it's those two.

05:00:06.620 --> 05:00:09.620
So you jerk off to your lead characters?

05:00:09.620 --> 05:00:17.620
Well, wait, only in the beginning process because you need to learn that you can get inside out, right?

05:00:17.620 --> 05:00:19.620
Yes, exactly.

05:00:19.620 --> 05:00:21.620
Okay.

05:00:21.620 --> 05:00:25.620
Have you done that? Is this a normal league thing?

05:00:25.620 --> 05:00:31.620
Um, I think, yeah, you kind of have to look at all the characters at your point.

05:00:31.620 --> 05:00:33.620
You guys do need your characters.

05:00:33.620 --> 05:00:38.620
Yeah, you have to learn it inside out so you can become one with the characters.

05:00:38.620 --> 05:00:39.620
Exactly.

05:00:39.620 --> 05:00:40.620
He's a spice.

05:00:40.620 --> 05:00:43.620
What do you mean?

05:00:43.620 --> 05:00:45.620
Dude, this is normal weak thing.

05:00:45.620 --> 05:00:46.620
Ask your chat.

05:00:46.620 --> 05:00:49.620
Everyone's going to be in agreements here.

05:00:49.620 --> 05:00:52.620
Everyone in the chat jerks off to their main characters?

05:00:52.620 --> 05:00:54.620
Yeah, that's what he said to me.

05:00:54.620 --> 05:00:57.620
Yeah, that's what he said to me.

05:00:57.620 --> 05:00:59.620
I never did.

05:00:59.620 --> 05:01:01.620
Oh, okay.

05:01:01.620 --> 05:01:04.420
I mean, I think it's his eye, I mean...

05:01:05.220 --> 05:01:06.180
The hell?

05:01:06.940 --> 05:01:07.580
Alright.

05:01:08.820 --> 05:01:10.100
It's not his eye, but...

05:01:10.100 --> 05:01:13.100
Bro, we only lost this because I wasn't top lane with Gary.

05:01:14.460 --> 05:01:17.780
Well, if you're a top lane, I think we're gonna win the Abolyan Poggey Smurfs.

05:01:17.780 --> 05:01:21.100
I'm actually dying a little too much, I'm gonna go to the armor, if you think so.

05:01:22.660 --> 05:01:25.860
Well, maybe we only lost because I wasn't on Hector.

05:01:26.940 --> 05:01:30.140
Sure, I mean, yeah, if you were on Hector, you probably would've won.

05:01:31.620 --> 05:01:39.660
Thank you, so you're okay, so so guys what that means is the only reason you lost is because of stream sniping ghost thing

05:01:39.660 --> 05:01:41.660
in bad boy box

05:01:41.900 --> 05:01:43.260
100%

05:01:43.260 --> 05:01:45.260
Yeah

05:01:46.700 --> 05:01:49.100
Okay, so James, remember what I said about spanking

05:01:58.260 --> 05:02:00.820
I need help I'm getting Riley read

05:02:01.620 --> 05:02:13.820
I mean we used to stop them every day to push the lane.

05:02:13.820 --> 05:02:19.300
Kadim, we're not stopping shit bro, look, our best course of action is the 4 of them

05:02:19.300 --> 05:02:20.300
right now, Kadim.

05:02:20.300 --> 05:02:24.460
Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, I'm disappointed.

05:02:24.460 --> 05:02:29.100
You have a warrior on the battlefield, showing you that he wants to annihilate the enemy

05:02:29.100 --> 05:02:31.100
army and you're telling him to just

05:02:31.100 --> 05:02:36.100
no no no that's not just sorry

05:02:36.100 --> 05:02:39.860
jinxie you need to repaint the team I

05:02:39.860 --> 05:02:42.580
repressed I'm sorry

05:02:42.580 --> 05:02:48.100
oh this is an 8vp

05:02:48.100 --> 05:02:50.100
yeah jinxie you can kill him

05:02:50.100 --> 05:02:53.100
it's one on one you got this

05:02:53.100 --> 05:02:56.100
yeah this is awesome

05:02:56.100 --> 05:02:58.100
I hope that doesn't fucking work because I'm

05:02:58.420 --> 05:03:01.420
BROOTED!

05:03:02.600 --> 05:03:03.100
Okay

05:03:09.100 --> 05:03:10.100
Good, dude

05:03:12.400 --> 05:03:17.100
I- I- I- The only thing I really wanted to do was actually go for the dragon

05:03:18.700 --> 05:03:23.100
And I knew that if I did that, I would actually get the kill

05:03:23.100 --> 05:03:26.460
There was other issues than that

05:03:35.460 --> 05:03:38.820
I mean, I did it pretty well actually

05:03:47.300 --> 05:03:49.860
Wait wait wait guys

05:03:49.860 --> 05:03:56.500
So Jinx see things that it wasn't his fault that you guys lost and Khadim thinks that it was

05:03:56.900 --> 05:03:58.900
Do we need to

05:04:00.060 --> 05:04:02.540
Need to like drag a week dragon file

05:04:03.820 --> 05:04:07.340
They had on us and that's why they won the match so fast. I

05:04:08.220 --> 05:04:12.460
Understand but what I'm wondering is should a 1v1 settle the score

05:04:12.460 --> 05:04:16.440
Do you guys see the 1v1 to know who is right or should we go into the next game?

05:04:16.440 --> 05:04:22.200
But the thing is I don't think like I'm ready to fight against Lord Kadeem yet. Like I need

05:04:23.160 --> 05:04:28.840
what I want to do, is Kadeem I want to train league every day for seven days in a row.

05:04:28.840 --> 05:04:32.840
And then on the eighth day. I want to 1v1 you in eight days.

05:04:35.240 --> 05:04:39.640
Eight pucks.

05:04:39.640 --> 05:04:43.960
No, no, no, no kidding in um in League of Legends.

05:04:43.960 --> 05:04:47.940
Couldn't you want that one training?

05:04:48.840 --> 05:04:49.140
Yes.

05:04:49.140 --> 05:04:52.700
Well, you've been training for how many years can you have you've been training

05:04:52.700 --> 05:04:53.580
on this game.

05:04:56.340 --> 05:04:56.820
10 years.

05:04:57.460 --> 05:04:57.860
Okay.

05:04:57.920 --> 05:05:02.660
So I just need eight days and then in eight days, I'm going to one

05:05:02.660 --> 05:05:02.960
be one.

05:05:03.320 --> 05:05:03.580
Okay.

05:05:04.640 --> 05:05:04.980
Okay.

05:05:05.740 --> 05:05:08.380
But until then we could keep playing ranked if you want.

05:05:08.380 --> 05:05:11.740
I mean, I did sort of hold our team back that game.

05:05:11.740 --> 05:05:15.260
So I understand if you don't want to play with me, I mean,

05:05:15.260 --> 05:05:17.020
we could play anytime it doesn't matter.

05:05:17.020 --> 05:05:19.260
Oh, oh, hey, hey, don't you?

05:05:19.260 --> 05:05:21.820
Can you, bro? Thank you, man.

05:05:21.820 --> 05:05:22.420
Thank you.

05:05:22.420 --> 05:05:23.260
All right.

05:05:23.260 --> 05:05:24.860
Can you say I'm going to use the restroom?

05:05:24.860 --> 05:05:26.100
Donch has to you hype up.

05:05:26.100 --> 05:05:27.660
Can you?

05:05:27.660 --> 05:05:29.380
Oh, fuck, I was going to piss, too.

05:05:29.380 --> 05:05:30.260
OK, I got you.

05:05:30.260 --> 05:05:31.500
We're both going to use the restroom.

05:05:31.500 --> 05:05:32.660
OK, we'll be back.

05:05:32.660 --> 05:05:33.660
All right.

05:05:33.660 --> 05:05:35.540
I'll be back in like 30 seconds.

05:05:35.540 --> 05:05:37.940
You could take over all three streams, basically.

05:05:37.940 --> 05:05:43.140
could even talk to the chats all right all right all right good job you could

05:05:43.140 --> 05:06:04.860
even bro okay okay so I think I think that was pretty much I think that was

05:06:04.860 --> 05:06:10.920
pretty much part of dragon pile we did pretty well with a lot of damage wasn't

05:06:10.920 --> 05:06:22.140
a dragon pile I didn't have a dragon pile the damage is pretty good I don't think

05:06:22.140 --> 05:06:34.900
gone did as much damage, but this is like his first few times playing. Yeah, I think,

05:06:34.900 --> 05:06:41.500
I think if he wanted to win Pride of Dragons, he wouldn't want to match. I don't think he

05:06:41.500 --> 05:06:48.500
He did that one damage, but like, I think this is his first game, you just have to practice.

05:06:58.500 --> 05:07:02.500
Yeah, so, I think he wants to want me, want me.

05:07:02.500 --> 05:07:03.500
Yeah.

05:07:03.500 --> 05:07:04.500
Bob, I don't...

05:07:04.500 --> 05:07:06.500
Kadeem, yo, yo, yo.

05:07:06.500 --> 05:07:07.500
Yeah.

05:07:07.500 --> 05:07:08.500
Kadeem puts up.

05:07:08.500 --> 05:07:09.500
I'm back, bro.

05:07:09.500 --> 05:07:12.060
I just got back from pissing.

05:07:12.060 --> 05:07:15.100
Oh, he's so deadly, so pissing.

05:07:15.100 --> 05:07:15.660
Don't text?

05:07:15.660 --> 05:07:17.700
Yeah.

05:07:17.700 --> 05:07:18.420
OK.

05:07:18.420 --> 05:07:20.540
I think it was a bit, I don't think, all right.

05:07:20.540 --> 05:07:24.340
So this is a mythic game, you know what I'm saying?

05:07:24.340 --> 05:07:25.740
A what game?

05:07:25.740 --> 05:07:26.580
A mythic game.

05:07:26.580 --> 05:07:29.540
So like, I think you have to play a few games

05:07:29.540 --> 05:07:30.740
in order to do more damage.

05:07:35.180 --> 05:07:37.340
Wait, what do you mean?

05:07:37.340 --> 05:07:38.980
A mythic game?

05:07:38.980 --> 05:07:41.020
Yeah, the items are a mythic item.

05:07:41.020 --> 05:07:43.460
So like, you gotta practice a little bit more

05:07:43.460 --> 05:07:45.100
to do more damage.

05:07:45.100 --> 05:07:45.940
Yes.

05:07:45.940 --> 05:07:46.780
Does that make sense?

05:07:46.780 --> 05:07:47.900
Kadeem, 100% bro.

05:07:47.900 --> 05:07:49.740
And Kadeem, that's a thing.

05:07:49.740 --> 05:07:52.780
That's why if we won V1 right now, Kadeem,

05:07:52.780 --> 05:07:55.180
I have no doubt in my mind that you're gonna kick my ass.

05:07:55.180 --> 05:07:57.660
Okay, but if I train for a week

05:07:57.660 --> 05:07:59.380
and we're a couple of characters,

05:07:59.380 --> 05:08:01.460
I think I could catch you off guard, bro.

05:08:02.300 --> 05:08:03.580
I believe it.

05:08:05.660 --> 05:08:06.940
Jingxie, I just wanna let you know

05:08:06.940 --> 05:08:12.440
just got piss mugged. What do you mean? I was in the bathroom for longer than you. You just

05:08:12.440 --> 05:08:18.880
got piss mugged. What would that mean? Uh, he basically said he has a longer past, which

05:08:18.880 --> 05:08:25.900
means he probably has a longer penis. Wait, no, not at all. Okay, I'm walking at one

05:08:25.900 --> 05:08:31.180
inch wonder, but my sack is here the size of a fucking grocery bag. Yeah. Wait, you're

05:08:31.180 --> 05:08:36.420
one of those guys. So I'm actually sort of the opposite. I have like average actually

05:08:36.420 --> 05:08:42.780
know I just have average sized balls and my penis is like slightly above well no

05:08:42.780 --> 05:08:49.940
slightly below average length but my tip is like I was circumcised and my doctor

05:08:49.940 --> 05:08:55.140
was super locked in so my tip is actually very clean and my wiener is like a

05:08:55.140 --> 05:08:58.240
little bit narrow. Okay, that's

05:08:58.240 --> 05:08:59.440
respectable. I guess I could go

05:08:59.440 --> 05:09:02.140
ahead about mine, right? Oh,

05:09:02.140 --> 05:09:06.440
yes. If you want to. Okay. So

05:09:06.440 --> 05:09:09.240
I'm not circumcised, but it goes

05:09:09.240 --> 05:09:12.040
above above the core. And so it

05:09:12.040 --> 05:09:13.640
was longer than you. What do you

05:09:13.640 --> 05:09:15.240
mean above the core? What do you

05:09:15.240 --> 05:09:16.240
mean? You have a hoodie, your

05:09:16.240 --> 05:09:18.440
hoodie gang? I have a hoodie,

05:09:18.440 --> 05:09:20.940
but it's it's it's above the

05:09:20.940 --> 05:09:24.240
core core. What is the core?

05:09:24.240 --> 05:09:27.840
course, like, you know, the, the, the side part is like above it.

05:09:27.920 --> 05:09:28.520
Shys.

05:09:28.680 --> 05:09:29.960
We can see the whole thing.

05:09:30.280 --> 05:09:31.080
Oh my God.

05:09:31.680 --> 05:09:32.280
Bro, chat.

05:09:32.320 --> 05:09:35.400
Are y'all hoodie gang like Kadeem or are y'all circumcised?

05:09:35.640 --> 05:09:37.080
Wait, uh, don't test.

05:09:37.080 --> 05:09:37.880
Are you hoodie gang?

05:09:39.040 --> 05:09:39.440
Me?

05:09:39.800 --> 05:09:40.320
Yes.

05:09:41.080 --> 05:09:41.440
No.

05:09:42.480 --> 05:09:43.760
Y'all K your circumcised.

05:09:44.520 --> 05:09:45.720
Yeah, I got mutilated.

05:09:49.840 --> 05:09:53.320
Bro, wait, Kadeem, are you queuing for the match, Kadeem?

05:09:54.240 --> 05:09:57.960
No, I'll look at the last pass, alright.

05:09:57.960 --> 05:10:02.200
Okay, so listen guys, guys, before we queue up, I'm gonna need both of you guys to get

05:10:02.200 --> 05:10:03.200
out of here.

05:10:03.200 --> 05:10:04.200
Oh, okay.

05:10:04.200 --> 05:10:07.560
I'll look at that for a minute, you guys talk for a little bit.

05:10:07.560 --> 05:10:12.240
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, you're gonna have to listen to me, okay?

05:10:12.240 --> 05:10:18.040
So I think right now the problem is that it's like, as your coach, we need to do

05:10:18.040 --> 05:10:25.120
a game where I do like instead of soft parenting and needs to be like aggressive you know what

05:10:25.120 --> 05:10:26.120
I mean.

05:10:26.120 --> 05:10:29.200
Yeah I feel like I want you to sort of control what I'm doing anyway.

05:10:29.200 --> 05:10:34.480
Okay so what I'm gonna need you to do is for this game I'm gonna tell you to do stuff

05:10:34.480 --> 05:10:39.720
and the second I say it you just seem to do it almost as if like you're sitting there

05:10:39.720 --> 05:10:42.280
and I'm controlling you.

05:10:42.280 --> 05:10:46.040
Yeah like real steel like real steel.

05:10:46.040 --> 05:10:47.040
Exactly yes.

05:10:47.040 --> 05:10:52.040
What I'm going to do right now is get up, I need you to do 10 jumping jacks.

05:10:52.040 --> 05:10:54.040
Like right right now?

05:10:54.040 --> 05:10:57.040
Without a shirt on!

05:11:12.040 --> 05:11:13.040
Okay?

05:11:13.040 --> 05:11:16.640
All right good, so now the good news is

05:11:23.060 --> 05:11:28.660
Okay, well guess what dude those are a bunch of haters that want to see you fail and fall

05:11:28.820 --> 05:11:35.380
So if they're sitting there and they're not happy with what's going on who gives up fuck because your blood is warmed up

05:11:35.380 --> 05:11:38.140
You're fired up and now you're ready for war

05:11:38.140 --> 05:11:49.460
Yeah, sir, bro, my W Jiggle mechanics like my tips were bouncing my picture fell off of the wall

05:11:50.740 --> 05:11:56.460
Keep going. I'm almost there. Bro. Why did I do that? Listen, don't test this entire game

05:11:56.460 --> 05:12:01.580
I don't want you to be a pussy. I want you to be screaming in my ear every second of what I needed doing

05:12:02.080 --> 05:12:05.360
Are you sure cuz last time I tried that you told me never to do that again

05:12:05.360 --> 05:12:10.720
No, no, no now I'm ready because that was back when I was a bitch now. I'm ready to be enlightened. I got you

05:12:10.880 --> 05:12:12.880
It's like you know what it's like Jin see?

05:12:13.440 --> 05:12:15.440
Yes, yeah, yeah

05:12:15.760 --> 05:12:18.400
It's like you're sitting on your wiping your ass, right?

05:12:18.400 --> 05:12:25.000
But then it feels really good. So then it gets a pun where you wipe so hard that you can't walk for three days

05:12:26.480 --> 05:12:28.160
Okay

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100%

05:12:30.480 --> 05:12:32.480
Okay, okay, okay now listen

05:12:32.480 --> 05:12:37.480
Kadeem's level 821? Holy shit, bro.

05:12:37.480 --> 05:12:43.480
Yep. No, I'm telling you. Like, he's actually the goat at this game.

05:12:43.480 --> 05:12:47.480
Alright. Wait, Doddus, what level are you? What level are you?

05:12:47.480 --> 05:12:51.480
Uh, if all my accounts were, like, combined?

05:12:51.480 --> 05:12:53.480
Yeah.

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Maybe, like, 4,000?

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Mwah. Yo listen, Duchess, this entire game, every second I want you to tell me what the fuck to do, bro.

05:13:06.200 --> 05:13:10.360
If I get jungle, I'm going hechrom. If I get top, I'm going...

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Garret. Quick time event! Clap your hands! Perfect. All right, so that's what we're gonna do,

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Jaincy. What we're gonna have to do is I'm gonna have to use Pavlovian psychology

05:13:25.320 --> 05:13:31.760
Maneuverability to make it so that the second I say something you instantly do it so we're gonna practice okay?

05:13:32.640 --> 05:13:35.000
Pretend it's like Simon says you ready? Yeah

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Okay

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Do the wave dance where you're like putting one on to the side

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Okay

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All right

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Start

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Perfect. Now I'm going to ask you a question. When the game starts, what are you going to

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be focused on doing?

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Buying shit and then farming.

05:14:09.440 --> 05:14:12.640
Okay. How do you buy shit?

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P and then right click.

05:14:15.120 --> 05:14:20.760
Exactly. When you level abilities, how do you do it?

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Control E, Q or W, whatever I want to upgrade.

05:14:24.040 --> 05:14:28.540
Nice, and when you're moving around, how do you move?

05:14:28.540 --> 05:14:32.260
Tapping fast, not holding the mouse like a pussy.

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There we go!

05:14:33.900 --> 05:14:36.100
You know what that sounds like to me?

05:14:36.100 --> 05:14:37.100
What?

05:14:37.100 --> 05:14:41.060
That sounds like bronze force on the fucking way, bitches!

05:14:41.060 --> 05:14:41.740
Yep.

05:14:41.740 --> 05:14:45.340
How do I view my current rank, don't test?

05:14:45.340 --> 05:14:46.340
Click on the profile.

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Is that the highest division in Iron?

05:14:53.820 --> 05:14:54.980
Yes, it is.

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Nice.

05:14:56.140 --> 05:14:58.540
Oh, Khadim, are you ready to play?

05:14:58.540 --> 05:14:59.460
Ready.

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All right, Khadim, started out.

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Khadim, so this game,

05:15:02.300 --> 05:15:05.100
Dantez is gonna be intensively coaching me, Khadim,

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because I fucking suck.

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So Khadim, you do your thing,

05:15:08.420 --> 05:15:09.260
and let me know if you need help.

05:15:09.260 --> 05:15:12.420
But you're gonna have a huge advantage over other players.

05:15:16.020 --> 05:15:18.520
But why does he have an advantage?

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Because you have a coach.

05:15:20.620 --> 05:15:23.460
No one's ever coaching you guys.

05:15:23.460 --> 05:15:25.460
I need to play for fun.

05:15:25.460 --> 05:15:27.460
That's true.

05:15:27.460 --> 05:15:31.460
That's true, but I get like 10 last every game of damage.

05:15:31.460 --> 05:15:33.460
Wait, really?

05:15:33.460 --> 05:15:35.460
Yeah, I never do well.

05:15:35.460 --> 05:15:37.460
Wait, should I select my champion now?

05:15:37.460 --> 05:15:39.460
Yep, just hover it.

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Okay.

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Alright, so now I want you to do something for me, okay, Jynxy?

05:15:49.460 --> 05:15:55.860
ban whichever character you think is the most bullshit looking character

05:16:00.060 --> 05:16:08.980
real okay that's one of them okay yeah I was gonna say good news no stream

05:16:08.980 --> 05:16:20.980
I'm on blue side or red.

05:16:20.980 --> 05:16:32.500
Uh, yeah, I'm going to be honest, there's a way to know, depending on like your side

05:16:32.500 --> 05:16:38.740
selection, but no matter where you start, you always want to go to the top off, right?

05:16:38.740 --> 05:16:47.300
Okay, okay, so Jeng-C, when I'm gonna tell you, look bot, look mid, look top, you're

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just gonna go hover over the mini map, click for two seconds where the fighting is happening,

05:16:53.240 --> 05:16:58.700
and then you just like stop clicking, right, and you snap back to your character, okay?

05:16:58.700 --> 05:16:59.700
Just say drone, yeah.

05:16:59.700 --> 05:17:04.100
Yeah, so I'm gonna say drone bot, drone mid, drone top, you do it for two seconds,

05:17:04.100 --> 05:17:05.700
you go back, okay?

05:17:05.700 --> 05:17:06.700
Got it.

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When I tell you to use abilities you're gonna use the abilities and if I tell you spam click

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It means I want you to start like constantly clicking. Okay?

05:17:18.580 --> 05:17:23.400
Alright now both of you we need to get ready cuz you guys are about to go to fucking war

05:17:23.500 --> 05:17:28.880
So I need to hear the war cry and kid even last time you didn't join in on it

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And I could tell that jinxie was hurt because of that

05:17:31.480 --> 05:17:37.520
So I'm gonna need you both to take every fiber of your being every time you were laughed at

05:17:37.520 --> 05:17:45.520
every time you were ridiculed every time someone looked at you pointed at your cock and said look how small it is

05:17:45.520 --> 05:17:49.520
and I'm gonna need a child of that anger on you!

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Okay

05:17:56.520 --> 05:17:58.520
Now you

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I can't yell right now. Oh my god. What do you say, Kadeem?

05:18:07.000 --> 05:18:12.360
I'm out of housemate, so I gotta be careful. Oh, no, no worries, bro. Kadeem.

05:18:12.360 --> 05:18:18.760
I don't think I'm moving out, but I don't know if that's a good idea.

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Brace some peace here. All right, well, I live here for a little longer.

05:18:22.840 --> 05:18:24.840
All right, so Jinxie

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Walk to the blue buff and don't forget you want to right-click P right-click and then you can close shop with escape

05:18:36.360 --> 05:18:42.440
That's the red buff so you need to walk to the top up remember Jinxie you always walk to the top one, okay?

05:18:42.680 --> 05:18:43.880
Yeah

05:18:43.880 --> 05:18:50.100
Okay, now after your top up you're gonna go to the ground got it. Yep, right here. Okay good

05:18:50.100 --> 05:18:53.780
So remember this is gonna be aggressive coaching you're gonna feel on the spot

05:18:53.780 --> 05:19:01.860
But it's what we need to instill those mechanics in you. Yes. I need really aggressive coaching seriously. Okay, let's do it

05:19:02.780 --> 05:19:05.700
All right, so blue buff is about to spawn

05:19:06.980 --> 05:19:09.180
Wait for it wait for it

05:19:09.980 --> 05:19:12.140
No, okay, so you see your cue

05:19:12.580 --> 05:19:14.100
Right nice

05:19:14.100 --> 05:19:19.020
Perfect keep spamming your cue. I want you to be fucking pressing that cue like your life depends on it

05:19:19.020 --> 05:19:24.820
You're never gonna stop pressing Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q perfect

05:19:25.700 --> 05:19:28.860
Okay, bring it a bit for the back now a little bit for the back. Yes

05:19:30.860 --> 05:19:36.940
Good now walk to the ground level your W control W control W control W. Okay now

05:19:36.940 --> 05:19:45.320
W W W spam your Q never stop pressing Q if I tell you to W you don't stop killing Q Q Q

05:19:45.320 --> 05:19:47.860
All right walk a bit further back hide the cam

05:19:48.880 --> 05:19:50.640
Nice again

05:19:50.640 --> 05:19:55.720
Good it looks so much better. All right cute now walk to the books walk to the books walk to the books

05:19:57.160 --> 05:20:05.320
Good, okay, this is getting some art. So now start smiling your tune now now now now now and walk towards the rafters while you're doing it

05:20:06.280 --> 05:20:12.400
So hide towards the chickens or the chickens good now keep hiding. This is where I like to see nice

05:20:12.400 --> 05:20:20.940
Okay, so you got invaded on your red quick time event, walk to his chickens.

05:20:20.940 --> 05:20:27.660
Jinxie, this is gonna be crazy, yep right there, okay, but on your E, the reason you're

05:20:27.660 --> 05:20:30.860
leveling your E is because you might get fucked here.

05:20:30.860 --> 05:20:34.460
The only reason you're doing this is because he stole your shit, so now you have to

05:20:34.460 --> 05:20:35.460
steal his.

05:20:35.460 --> 05:20:38.300
So take the chickens, WQ, WQ.

05:20:38.300 --> 05:20:43.160
Do not use your E on camps like that because now if he comes on you're going to die.

05:20:43.160 --> 05:20:46.240
Tron med. Tron med. Tron med. Tron med.

05:20:46.240 --> 05:20:48.460
Okay, now keep taking this.

05:20:48.460 --> 05:20:50.460
Hover on the bush, press 4.

05:20:50.460 --> 05:20:52.900
Yep, press 4 in the bush.

05:20:52.900 --> 05:20:56.900
Okay, and now go to the red buff. Up. Up.

05:20:56.900 --> 05:20:59.400
No, no, it's right there. Right there. Yep. Okay.

05:20:59.400 --> 05:21:02.500
So now W, Q. Do not use your E.

05:21:02.500 --> 05:21:05.200
You use your E to travel, but it's okay.

05:21:05.200 --> 05:21:06.700
It's okay, that's all good.

05:21:06.700 --> 05:21:10.500
But in the future you want to use your E to travel between caps, okay?

05:21:10.500 --> 05:21:13.100
Okay, we see Shibona on vision!

05:21:13.100 --> 05:21:14.300
Try to finish this!

05:21:14.300 --> 05:21:15.300
Oh god.

05:21:15.300 --> 05:21:16.300
Okay?

05:21:16.300 --> 05:21:18.900
Okay, okay, okay, just run, run.

05:21:18.900 --> 05:21:20.100
Press D and run.

05:21:20.100 --> 05:21:21.100
Press D and run.

05:21:21.100 --> 05:21:22.100
Now press E.

05:21:22.100 --> 05:21:23.100
Press E.

05:21:24.300 --> 05:21:25.300
Alright, now run away.

05:21:27.300 --> 05:21:28.100
Good.

05:21:28.100 --> 05:21:29.100
Okay, this is good.

05:21:29.100 --> 05:21:33.900
So there, the reason why that went bad is because you smited when it wasn't low HP.

05:21:33.900 --> 05:21:35.500
See if you can get this crap.

05:21:35.500 --> 05:21:38.640
If she comes at you, you run away. Sound good?

05:21:38.640 --> 05:21:39.340
Yeah, I know.

05:21:39.840 --> 05:21:43.040
Alright, let's do it. So WQ. Do not use your E.

05:21:43.040 --> 05:21:44.040
WQ.

05:21:44.880 --> 05:21:46.180
Okay, keep spamming Q.

05:21:46.180 --> 05:21:48.980
Remember, as a Hecarim player, you never stop spamming that Q.

05:21:50.280 --> 05:21:52.880
Alright, and I want you to recall. Press B.

05:21:54.380 --> 05:21:55.980
Okay, drone top.

05:21:57.580 --> 05:21:58.380
Drone top.

05:21:59.980 --> 05:22:01.080
Jinxi, drone top!

05:22:01.080 --> 05:22:01.880
Sorry, sorry.

05:22:01.880 --> 05:22:02.880
Okay, it's okay.

05:22:02.880 --> 05:22:06.880
So now, press B, right click the boots, and then walk to Gromp.

05:22:06.880 --> 05:22:09.880
Right click boots, walk to Gromp.

05:22:09.880 --> 05:22:10.880
There you go.

05:22:10.880 --> 05:22:12.880
Alright, now, yeah, there.

05:22:12.880 --> 05:22:15.880
Now while you're walking towards Gromp, I want you to drone bot.

05:22:15.880 --> 05:22:18.880
Drone top, drone bar, drone mid.

05:22:18.880 --> 05:22:23.880
Whenever you're walking out of base or recalling, you always drone all three lanes.

05:22:23.880 --> 05:22:24.880
Am I understood?

05:22:24.880 --> 05:22:25.880
Yep.

05:22:25.880 --> 05:22:28.880
Alright, so now WQ.

05:22:28.880 --> 05:22:31.880
Okay, spam that Q, don't forget it.

05:22:31.880 --> 05:22:39.160
And when the gromp has 600 health, I want you to smite it at exactly 600, okay?

05:22:40.400 --> 05:22:46.000
We're gonna sit here and we're gonna sit down and try to like make you learn this, right? Smite?

05:22:46.760 --> 05:22:49.880
There you go. Good. So now press E and run to your wolves.

05:22:51.720 --> 05:22:59.960
No, so there you leveled your E, but you needed to press your E because don't forget when we level abilities, we don't fucking break them!

05:22:59.960 --> 05:23:03.580
We need to control them. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, sir

05:23:05.160 --> 05:23:11.600
But listen, we're gonna make you insult yourself after the game if you just hold on to it for now focus

05:23:11.720 --> 05:23:13.720
So now walk to the chickens

05:23:15.440 --> 05:23:19.600
All right, press E press easy to get there faster. He gives you movement speed

05:23:20.080 --> 05:23:23.280
That's what I like to see and then you on the big chicken fast

05:23:24.440 --> 05:23:28.820
Nice, there we go. That's how you want to clear. That's what I like to see

05:23:29.960 --> 05:23:34.960
Okay, so now keep spamming your Q, walk to your crud, walk to your rocks.

05:23:36.960 --> 05:23:39.960
To your rocks, there you go. E, E, E, E.

05:23:39.960 --> 05:23:45.960
When your E is up and you're shoving to another camp, you press it so you're that faster. W, Q, spam it.

05:23:45.960 --> 05:23:47.960
Drone bot, let's see what's going on bot.

05:23:47.960 --> 05:23:50.960
And while you're droning it, why don't you keep spamming your Q?

05:23:50.960 --> 05:23:52.960
Now drone mid.

05:23:52.960 --> 05:23:58.960
good so now after this what you're gonna do it's you're gonna look for a

05:23:58.960 --> 05:24:02.620
counter-gank you have nothing else to do you're buying this very far up walk

05:24:02.620 --> 05:24:07.280
bot walk bot walk bot and jump bot jump jump jump when you see what's happening

05:24:07.280 --> 05:24:16.920
control Q control Q all right let's see let's see let's see okay okay that's

05:24:16.920 --> 05:24:20.920
It's fine. You can back up now. Now kill all of the Kidding's minions.

05:24:20.920 --> 05:24:21.920
Wait, why why?

05:24:21.920 --> 05:24:25.920
Hey, because the thing is you need to hug them, push. This is actually good for you to do.

05:24:25.920 --> 05:24:27.920
And then you're going to recall.

05:24:27.920 --> 05:24:32.920
So now walk back so that she can cancel your back and then recall.

05:24:35.920 --> 05:24:37.920
Bro, why did I fall back?

05:24:37.920 --> 05:24:41.920
Because there's no other play to make. You can't kill a sever, you can't do the dragon, there's no crab.

05:24:41.920 --> 05:24:43.920
You've got to recall and your blue is respawned.

05:24:43.920 --> 05:24:49.920
spawn. So now P, right click the Ionian Boots, right click the Green Dill though. There you

05:24:49.920 --> 05:24:55.600
go. Now walk. Walk to the blue. The blue. Top right here. Yep. And now press your E. When

05:24:55.600 --> 05:24:59.260
you're running out of base, consider it like you're getting somewhere. Any time you

05:24:59.260 --> 05:25:03.960
need to get somewhere, right, that it's not like a gank, you press your E to get

05:25:03.960 --> 05:25:09.480
there faster, okay? Got it. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. All right. So now WQ. And I want

05:25:09.480 --> 05:25:15.320
you because you have two charges of smite when this is 600 HP smite it instantly

05:25:15.320 --> 05:25:20.960
oh no it's 600 yes sir yes sir okay hide it hide it back hide it back though

05:25:20.960 --> 05:25:26.280
you were hiding earlier you want to do this on all your calves okay yeah alright

05:25:26.280 --> 05:25:31.680
WQ don't forget you need all me to happen at the same time oh there you go

05:25:31.680 --> 05:25:35.800
good smite so remember you want to sit there you want to spam your Q when

05:25:35.800 --> 05:25:38.120
When you're running to your wolves, you're gonna use your E.

05:25:38.120 --> 05:25:40.120
Kipe the gromp! Kipe the gromp!

05:25:40.120 --> 05:25:41.120
Good!

05:25:41.120 --> 05:25:43.120
So now, QW! Drone top!

05:25:43.120 --> 05:25:45.120
We need to see what's going on, Jinx C!

05:25:45.120 --> 05:25:46.120
Yeah.

05:25:46.120 --> 05:25:47.120
Okay.

05:25:47.120 --> 05:25:48.120
That's fine.

05:25:48.120 --> 05:25:49.120
Okay.

05:25:49.120 --> 05:25:50.120
Wait.

05:25:50.120 --> 05:25:51.120
So now you're just gonna go for your wolves.

05:25:51.120 --> 05:25:54.120
You can maybe look for a gank, but we're not gonna go for that yet.

05:25:54.120 --> 05:25:55.120
E wolves!

05:25:55.120 --> 05:25:56.120
Wolves!

05:25:56.120 --> 05:25:57.120
Wolves!

05:25:57.120 --> 05:25:58.120
Wolves!

05:25:58.120 --> 05:25:59.120
E!

05:25:59.120 --> 05:26:00.120
E!

05:26:00.120 --> 05:26:01.120
E!

05:26:01.120 --> 05:26:02.120
Fuck!

05:26:02.120 --> 05:26:03.120
Okay.

05:26:03.120 --> 05:26:04.120
That's fine.

05:26:04.120 --> 05:26:14.120
Okay, so now kite towards the chickens, towards the chickens, whenever you're killing a camp,

05:26:14.120 --> 05:26:18.120
GenC, you prove what's the next fucking camp, understood?

05:26:18.120 --> 05:26:19.120
Yes, sir.

05:26:19.120 --> 05:26:23.120
I know you ee, fucking ee, ee, ee, good.

05:26:23.120 --> 05:26:30.120
And now when you're getting in range, W. Start Q-ing, use your fucking abilities,

05:26:30.120 --> 05:26:37.020
But why aren't you kiting towards the red kite towards the red the second you start a cap you're going towards the fucking red

05:26:37.020 --> 05:26:38.020
Jinx see

05:26:38.020 --> 05:26:40.020
Yep, you're the fucking red

05:26:40.020 --> 05:26:42.020
You're the fucking red

05:26:44.300 --> 05:26:46.300
Get it use your fucking E

05:26:46.300 --> 05:26:48.300
Get to him, call him a piece of shit

05:26:50.940 --> 05:26:52.620
Get a practice

05:26:52.620 --> 05:26:56.820
Alright that's fine too. Okay, so now do the red and then let's walk to the rocks

05:27:00.120 --> 05:27:03.100
So your E is coming up, cool down!

05:27:03.100 --> 05:27:05.400
You're gonna use it to get to the rocks, Jynxsy!

05:27:05.400 --> 05:27:06.820
CONTROL Q!

05:27:06.820 --> 05:27:08.340
CONTROL Q!

05:27:08.340 --> 05:27:09.620
CONTROL Q!

05:27:09.620 --> 05:27:11.600
CON- CONTROL Q!

05:27:11.600 --> 05:27:13.060
CONTROL Q!

05:27:13.060 --> 05:27:14.160
WQ!

05:27:14.160 --> 05:27:15.240
WQ!

05:27:15.240 --> 05:27:16.360
WQ!

05:27:16.360 --> 05:27:17.360
CHONG BOT!

05:27:17.360 --> 05:27:18.360
CHONG BOT!

05:27:18.360 --> 05:27:19.360
CHONG BOT!

05:27:21.160 --> 05:27:22.040
Fuck!

05:27:22.040 --> 05:27:23.900
Alright, so you know Shyvana's bot.

05:27:23.900 --> 05:27:27.000
Recall Insomniac, you're killing the purple fuckers.

05:27:27.000 --> 05:27:29.000
Oh

05:27:30.160 --> 05:27:35.600
All right, you're recalling jump on jump mid jump off. Let's see what's going on junk

05:27:36.920 --> 05:27:39.860
There you go. All right, right click the green dildo

05:27:41.240 --> 05:27:43.240
All right, both to the grubs

05:27:43.560 --> 05:27:46.000
The purple shit. Yeah, there you go. Perfect

05:27:47.600 --> 05:27:51.960
All right, you're walking towards something there you fucking go goodie

05:27:52.840 --> 05:27:54.840
Learning you're learning bro

05:27:54.840 --> 05:27:56.840
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:27:56.840 --> 05:28:00.840
Skullcrab up in three seconds. Get ready to fight!

05:28:00.840 --> 05:28:03.840
If you get this, it's jungle dip.

05:28:03.840 --> 05:28:06.840
What the fuck? Skullcrab! Skullcrab!

05:28:06.840 --> 05:28:09.840
No! No! Get off! Get off! Get the fuck off!

05:28:09.840 --> 05:28:12.840
Get the fuck off! Get out! No! No!

05:28:12.840 --> 05:28:15.840
No! No! No!

05:28:15.840 --> 05:28:17.840
Sorry, buddy. What the fuck?

05:28:17.840 --> 05:28:19.840
You said it goes robbed. Motherfucker.

05:28:19.840 --> 05:28:22.840
Dude, okay, just leave it. It's fucked!

05:28:22.840 --> 05:28:27.120
It's fucked go grump grump. It's fine. It can be salvaged. Oh my god

05:28:28.400 --> 05:28:30.400
It's okay. It jinx in the future

05:28:30.600 --> 05:28:34.260
Go grumps doesn't mean do grumps if I say you go somewhere

05:28:34.760 --> 05:28:36.760
You check it out. Okay

05:28:37.840 --> 05:28:42.480
Sorry, sir, it's okay. It's okay. All right, so no

05:28:45.520 --> 05:28:47.520
Cuz he needs me to be intense

05:28:52.840 --> 05:28:54.840
I got a small one!

05:28:54.840 --> 05:28:56.840
Sorry, this is probably not that...

05:28:56.840 --> 05:28:57.840
It's okay!

05:28:57.840 --> 05:28:59.840
Q! Q! Q!

05:28:59.840 --> 05:29:01.840
When you walk to your chickens, use your fucking knee!

05:29:01.840 --> 05:29:02.840
Now!

05:29:02.840 --> 05:29:03.840
Good!

05:29:03.840 --> 05:29:04.840
Fuck!

05:29:04.840 --> 05:29:05.840
Shut down.

05:29:05.840 --> 05:29:07.840
Alright, clear these things.

05:29:07.840 --> 05:29:08.840
WQ!

05:29:08.840 --> 05:29:09.840
Jump on!

05:29:09.840 --> 05:29:10.840
Jump on!

05:29:10.840 --> 05:29:11.840
Jump on!

05:29:11.840 --> 05:29:12.840
And you spawn that fucking Q!

05:29:12.840 --> 05:29:13.840
You spawn that fucking Q, Jeng-C!

05:29:13.840 --> 05:29:15.840
Now we see that fucking Q on up, cool down.

05:29:15.840 --> 05:29:18.840
I'm gonna fucking punch this shit out of you!

05:29:18.840 --> 05:29:19.840
Control Q!

05:29:19.840 --> 05:29:20.840
Good!

05:29:20.840 --> 05:29:21.840
Control Q!

05:29:21.840 --> 05:29:23.840
Okay

05:29:51.840 --> 05:29:55.120
uh no you can't drag in the sod up yet

05:29:55.120 --> 05:29:58.200
so you're going to reset

05:29:58.200 --> 05:30:02.440
yeah i'm going to drag him down

05:30:02.440 --> 05:30:06.400
they can't they're gonna kill you they're shim stepping ghosting fanboy fucks

05:30:06.400 --> 05:30:10.240
alright finish it jim see why the fuck is your eof

05:30:10.240 --> 05:30:15.160
go over here w off pull down sorry sorry sorry sir

05:30:15.160 --> 05:30:18.040
chew again and then recall instantly

05:30:18.040 --> 05:30:23.000
You're racing three seconds. What the fuck dude, sorry dude

05:30:23.680 --> 05:30:28.980
It's like in those three seconds. Maybe your entire fucking team gets bombed

05:30:29.440 --> 05:30:34.100
You can't do that shit break the dildo and walk to your blue buff now

05:30:36.760 --> 05:30:39.980
Is that my blue buff that's your blue buff good

05:30:40.480 --> 05:30:42.900
But why the fuck are you not using E?

05:30:42.900 --> 05:30:49.140
yep oh my god sorry sorry sorry sorry it's okay don't be sorry jing see be

05:30:49.140 --> 05:30:58.940
better sorry w w q spam that and then you're walking to your ground kite to

05:30:58.940 --> 05:31:04.100
your ground while you're doing this ground you're gonna kite to your walls

05:31:04.100 --> 05:31:09.020
while you're doing it and you're gonna have a top of her mid we need to see

05:31:09.020 --> 05:31:16.940
What's going on? Okay, it is fine. Hover top, hover top, drone top. Okay, that's fine. Go to your wolves after this is done

05:31:18.420 --> 05:31:26.820
E, E, E, E, E, why the fuck did you click it? Sorry, oh my god. Why the fuck did you click it? Sorry sir. Sorry.

05:31:26.820 --> 05:31:34.420
It's not sorry! It's meaningless! If you're gonna do it again, you're gonna be punished! Two minutes, no breathing!

05:31:34.420 --> 05:31:36.420
Okay, uh, yep, yep.

05:31:36.420 --> 05:31:38.420
Alright, E to the Raptors, NOW!

05:31:41.860 --> 05:31:43.860
Alright, you know, W to the Raptors.

05:31:43.860 --> 05:31:45.860
Die me too, Kadeem!

05:31:45.860 --> 05:31:47.860
Cause he doesn't fucking learn!

05:31:47.860 --> 05:31:49.860
Q, W, W, Q, Q, Q is said!

05:31:49.860 --> 05:31:51.860
Come on.

05:31:51.860 --> 05:31:53.860
Okay, now, red is up in 10 seconds.

05:31:53.860 --> 05:31:55.860
Drone bot, drone mid, drone top.

05:31:55.860 --> 05:31:57.860
Okay?

05:31:57.860 --> 05:31:59.860
Do the red one and spawns.

05:31:59.860 --> 05:32:01.860
Alright.

05:32:01.860 --> 05:32:06.860
All right, this is good.

05:32:06.860 --> 05:32:09.860
All right, very good.

05:32:09.860 --> 05:32:10.860
Very good.

05:32:10.860 --> 05:32:13.860
So pretty, right?

05:32:13.860 --> 05:32:14.860
Right now you are.

05:32:14.860 --> 05:32:17.860
And you want to know something, you see?

05:32:17.860 --> 05:32:19.860
You have about 8cs per minute right now.

05:32:19.860 --> 05:32:23.860
But why the fuck were you walking away from your cross?

05:32:23.860 --> 05:32:27.860
When you're clearing a camp, you think about the next thing that's going to happen.

05:32:27.860 --> 05:32:29.860
Why the fuck is this chickass bitch?

05:32:29.860 --> 05:32:31.860
I think she can be in your jungle!

05:32:31.860 --> 05:32:33.860
Why does she think she can disrespect you?

05:32:33.860 --> 05:32:34.860
I don't know.

05:32:34.860 --> 05:32:35.860
No! I don't know!

05:32:35.860 --> 05:32:37.860
I don't know!

05:32:37.860 --> 05:32:39.860
Fucking use your yetfides!

05:32:39.860 --> 05:32:42.860
Why the fuck are you blowing the rods?

05:32:43.860 --> 05:32:44.860
Sorry.

05:32:46.860 --> 05:32:47.860
It's not sorry dude!

05:32:47.860 --> 05:32:50.860
She just bitched you in your own jungle!

05:32:53.860 --> 05:32:54.860
Alright.

05:32:54.860 --> 05:32:55.860
Just...

05:32:55.860 --> 05:32:56.860
You got this!

05:32:56.860 --> 05:32:57.860
You got this!

05:32:57.860 --> 05:32:58.920
You got this!

05:32:58.920 --> 05:33:00.720
I'm fucking kidding!

05:33:00.720 --> 05:33:01.720
No it's not yes!

05:33:01.720 --> 05:33:04.320
If you used your fucking dream, we're going to go to the shutdown!

05:33:04.320 --> 05:33:05.320
What the fuck?!

05:33:06.520 --> 05:33:07.680
Genci reset.

05:33:07.680 --> 05:33:08.680
Reset now.

05:33:08.680 --> 05:33:10.000
Oh my god, sorry.

05:33:10.000 --> 05:33:11.000
Genci reset.

05:33:11.000 --> 05:33:14.780
I want you to all try right now, I'm a bitch and I got ma.

05:33:14.780 --> 05:33:17.480
Reset and type it while you're resetting.

05:33:17.480 --> 05:33:18.480
Press B.

05:33:18.480 --> 05:33:21.240
No wait you gotta be careful I want to say.

05:33:21.240 --> 05:33:22.240
No.

05:33:22.240 --> 05:33:23.240
Slash all!

05:33:23.240 --> 05:33:24.240
Slash all!

05:33:24.240 --> 05:33:25.740
Let them know!

05:33:25.740 --> 05:33:27.560
I am a bitch!

05:33:27.560 --> 05:33:30.960
I got mob this is the only way you're gonna learn

05:33:33.560 --> 05:33:38.240
Okay, okay, all right now buy the green dildo and the next thing you're getting the bbc

05:33:38.240 --> 05:33:43.040
You got to get the big black cleaver right now. Yep, you can right-click it. Yeah, bobbin's cold

05:33:44.160 --> 05:33:46.160
There walk to the ground

05:33:49.280 --> 05:33:51.120
All right

05:33:51.120 --> 05:33:56.520
So now after you do the ground you're going to the wolves am I am I right yep?

05:33:57.560 --> 05:34:05.560
Okay, WQ, drone top, spam your Q while you're droning, drone top, spam it.

05:34:05.560 --> 05:34:09.560
Okay, you can't fight that, so you're gonna walk towards mid.

05:34:09.560 --> 05:34:12.560
Go for the wolves, go for the wolves and drone mid.

05:34:12.560 --> 05:34:16.560
Go for the wolves and drone mid, drone mid, drone mid!

05:34:16.560 --> 05:34:18.560
What the fuck is going on, GenC?!

05:34:18.560 --> 05:34:19.560
What the fuck?!

05:34:19.560 --> 05:34:21.560
D on them! D on them!

05:34:21.560 --> 05:34:24.560
Your galio's going in at the farming wolves!

05:34:24.560 --> 05:34:26.560
What the fuck?!

05:34:26.560 --> 05:34:28.560
What the fuck?

05:34:29.440 --> 05:34:31.440
What the fuck?

05:34:32.320 --> 05:34:35.280
Press E and go in!

05:34:35.280 --> 05:34:44.320
Go in to press E, press E, E, E, E, E

05:34:47.600 --> 05:34:51.120
Oh my goooooooood!

05:34:52.320 --> 05:34:54.560
Hey, with more packs you have to do more damage.

05:34:56.560 --> 05:35:00.560
if you make the game over that

05:35:00.560 --> 05:35:04.560
okay

05:35:04.560 --> 05:35:08.560
right click the block cleaver

05:35:12.560 --> 05:35:16.560
I'm glad you did that without me even having to tell you

05:35:16.560 --> 05:35:20.560
now right click the block cleaver and then afterwards

05:35:20.560 --> 05:35:24.560
drone bop

05:35:24.560 --> 05:35:32.940
Okay, you're gonna kill the sever with Kadeem go bot. She's pushed. Oh my god. We drunk with up to the fuck they're doing

05:35:32.940 --> 05:35:34.940
What are they doing?

05:35:34.940 --> 05:35:39.060
No, no, no, you're no your buyer. Where's your buyer doing? Okay, just go there just run there

05:35:40.640 --> 05:35:43.560
Just go in your gallio can out. Just go crazy

05:35:54.560 --> 05:35:55.440
I'm gonna get to you!

05:35:55.440 --> 05:35:56.240
That's not bad.

05:35:56.240 --> 05:35:56.900
That's not bad.

05:35:57.900 --> 05:35:58.400
Please!

05:35:58.680 --> 05:35:59.180
What?

05:35:59.440 --> 05:36:01.600
What the fuck?!

05:36:03.520 --> 05:36:04.640
You deserve to be old.

05:36:04.940 --> 05:36:05.740
What should I level up?

05:36:06.940 --> 05:36:08.700
I think you need- I've got this.

05:36:08.980 --> 05:36:09.480
I think-

05:36:09.480 --> 05:36:09.980
I think-

05:36:09.980 --> 05:36:11.100
I think we got a way to have it.

05:36:12.100 --> 05:36:13.300
So Dean, what- what did you do?

05:36:13.300 --> 05:36:20.740
The control arm, even your fucking duo was disappointed you, and I said control arm, and you leveled it up with your fucking fingers!

05:36:20.740 --> 05:36:23.060
Why do you not listen?!

05:36:23.060 --> 05:36:23.940
Sorry, sorry.

05:36:23.940 --> 05:36:26.620
Kadeem what Kadeem what what did you say no Kadeem?

05:36:27.340 --> 05:36:28.540
uh I said uh

05:36:29.980 --> 05:36:31.580
you have to get some stuff on objectives

05:36:31.580 --> 05:36:32.580
you gotta lose the map

05:36:32.900 --> 05:36:33.400
yep

05:36:35.460 --> 05:36:36.460
I know I know

05:36:36.460 --> 05:36:37.460
I'm on the proof

05:36:37.460 --> 05:36:37.960
shut down

05:36:37.960 --> 05:36:40.900
no Jinx I want you to tell Kadeem why you have no objectives right now

05:36:40.900 --> 05:36:41.900
and be honest

05:36:41.900 --> 05:36:43.940
uh Kadeem because I'm a piece of shit

05:36:43.940 --> 05:36:45.940
and I'm a pussy and I got more of Kadeem

05:36:49.740 --> 05:36:50.240
but

05:36:50.940 --> 05:36:51.940
you know you gotta just

05:36:51.940 --> 05:36:52.940
like as a

05:36:53.940 --> 05:36:54.940
I know, kiddie.

05:36:56.940 --> 05:36:58.940
I can only start badminton when I die.

05:36:59.940 --> 05:37:00.940
Exactly.

05:37:00.940 --> 05:37:03.940
That's why now, WQ.

05:37:03.940 --> 05:37:07.940
Why do you think you can then use your fucking W, bro?

05:37:07.940 --> 05:37:09.940
We've been over this!

05:37:09.940 --> 05:37:10.940
We've been over this!

05:37:10.940 --> 05:37:11.940
Yeah.

05:37:11.940 --> 05:37:13.940
If I don't see fucking E to W, it's the wolves.

05:37:13.940 --> 05:37:15.940
If I don't see fucking E to W, it's the wolves.

05:37:15.940 --> 05:37:19.940
WQ! WQ! WQ! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!

05:37:19.940 --> 05:37:20.940
My finger's gonna cramp, bro.

05:37:20.940 --> 05:37:22.940
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

05:37:22.940 --> 05:37:24.940
I'm gonna fuck about your fucking finger!

05:37:24.940 --> 05:37:26.940
Q! Go to the fucking chickens!

05:37:26.940 --> 05:37:28.940
Who gives a fuck about your finger?

05:37:28.940 --> 05:37:30.940
You're so losing, you didn't begin!

05:37:30.940 --> 05:37:32.940
Why didn't you spike the cannon?

05:37:32.940 --> 05:37:34.940
Oh my fucking god.

05:37:34.940 --> 05:37:36.940
No, no, no, no.

05:37:36.940 --> 05:37:38.940
Oh my god.

05:37:38.940 --> 05:37:40.940
Okay, chickens, red.

05:37:40.940 --> 05:37:42.940
I mean, I could be getting streaks like this for a day.

05:37:42.940 --> 05:37:44.940
No, no, no, because he's a piece of shit!

05:37:44.940 --> 05:37:46.940
Isn't it, James?

05:37:46.940 --> 05:37:48.940
Yup, yup, it's because I'm a piece of shit, man.

05:37:48.940 --> 05:37:56.380
be to shake the game. Alright, WQ and then you better watch those fucking plugs. What the fuck,

05:37:56.380 --> 05:38:00.940
Jinzy? What the fuck did you just do? I'm supposed to control it. I'm supposed to control it,

05:38:00.940 --> 05:38:04.860
but I forgot some of these. You're supposed to control W. You did two things wrong.

05:38:04.860 --> 05:38:25.860
I mean, when you play the game with a little action, it'll be more easier to do with new

05:38:25.860 --> 05:38:29.860
actions when you're trying to be true.

05:38:29.860 --> 05:38:30.860
True.

05:38:30.860 --> 05:38:31.860
One out of a second.

05:38:31.860 --> 05:38:32.860
One out of a second.

05:38:32.860 --> 05:38:38.860
See, that means Khadim's telling you you better play this fucking game 12 hours a day until you stop soul-losing my fucking games.

05:38:38.860 --> 05:38:41.860
Yeah. Khadim, I'm 100% sorry, bro.

05:38:42.860 --> 05:38:46.860
Alright. Now, go to the crab. The scuttle crab.

05:38:49.860 --> 05:38:50.860
Alright, let's see it.

05:38:52.860 --> 05:38:54.860
It's up! You know what that means.

05:38:54.860 --> 05:39:06.160
I'm not cute this is good this is good this is good all right okay jump on the

05:39:06.160 --> 05:39:17.420
midget the little guy that makes like all the magic where he's gone now he

05:39:17.420 --> 05:39:19.980
he does disappear but now you're gonna recall

05:39:22.980 --> 05:39:30.260
alright jing see now I need you to tell me what should you be doing now and

05:39:30.260 --> 05:39:34.420
you're gonna talk to me because I spent 20 minutes talking to you now the shoes

05:39:34.420 --> 05:39:40.140
on the other foot uh get gold yank get no no no I want to tell me what you're

05:39:40.140 --> 05:39:44.420
doing right now don't give me general shit

05:39:47.420 --> 05:39:53.860
all right walk to your gromp they're not gonna fight you even if you're low HP

05:39:53.860 --> 05:39:57.900
you chill off jungle camps it's okay

05:39:58.420 --> 05:40:07.180
all right listen go to the gromp perfect okay now Jyncey remember you

05:40:07.180 --> 05:40:12.580
need to get faster WQ static kite towards the wolves kite towards the wolves

05:40:12.580 --> 05:40:20.580
This is good. Okay. Now what is round the queue? The second this is gonna die, right? Good. E? Walk towards the ropes. Perfect.

05:40:20.580 --> 05:40:26.580
Then you're gonna use your W. Start queuing. Start queuing. Queue. Kite towards the chickens. Kite towards the chickens.

05:40:26.580 --> 05:40:29.580
Kite towards the chickens. This is good. This is good.

05:40:29.580 --> 05:40:37.580
Alright. Now, towards the wrappers. Now the chickens. E. Perfect. You're gonna have to WQ. No, no, no. Wrong way. Wrong way.

05:40:37.580 --> 05:40:43.140
the wrong way. This is what we need. Okay, WQ, WQ, spam Q, spam Q, you're mid on your

05:40:43.140 --> 05:40:49.460
side. Come give a fuck. Spam Q. Go to the crotties. Go to the rocks. Back in control.

05:40:49.460 --> 05:40:56.180
The rocks. Control W. Control W. Jynx, you're doing it. That was your fastest poke

05:40:56.180 --> 05:41:09.940
that you've ever done doing it you're fucking doing it go right now here

05:41:09.940 --> 05:41:15.540
here alright so now you're gonna help kadeem they might come for him here you

05:41:15.540 --> 05:41:18.860
gotta be there if they come up here your friend what the fuck do you do

05:41:18.860 --> 05:41:20.860
You jhinesee fucking kill him in the fucking knack

05:41:20.860 --> 05:41:24.860
You fucking stab them in the throat with the rusty knife

05:41:24.860 --> 05:41:26.860
Get on her, get on her

05:41:26.860 --> 05:41:28.860
If you're all she's at, oh my god

05:41:28.860 --> 05:41:30.860
Cue, cue, cue, don't stop killing

05:41:30.860 --> 05:41:32.860
Don't stop killing, don't stop killing

05:41:32.860 --> 05:41:34.860
Cue, let's go!

05:41:34.860 --> 05:41:36.860
Recall, B, B, B, B, B, B, B

05:41:36.860 --> 05:41:38.860
Let's go!

05:41:38.860 --> 05:41:40.860
Stop driving, stop driving

05:41:40.860 --> 05:41:42.860
Jonlet, Jonlet, we need to know what's happening Jhinse

05:41:42.860 --> 05:41:44.860
We need to know what's happening bro

05:41:44.860 --> 05:41:46.860
No, no, don't answer, recall

05:41:46.860 --> 05:41:48.860
Oh my god!

05:41:51.860 --> 05:41:53.860
The Nile is ending the game!

05:41:53.860 --> 05:41:55.860
The Nile is ending the game!

05:41:55.860 --> 05:41:57.860
Okay press P, right click the block lever.

05:41:59.860 --> 05:42:00.860
Okay, this is good.

05:42:00.860 --> 05:42:01.860
Now go fight the Nile.

05:42:01.860 --> 05:42:03.860
Kadim needs your help.

05:42:03.860 --> 05:42:04.860
Kadim's single is at Jinxie!

05:42:04.860 --> 05:42:05.860
No! No!

05:42:05.860 --> 05:42:07.860
Jinxie right there!

05:42:07.860 --> 05:42:08.860
Jinxie right there!

05:42:08.860 --> 05:42:09.860
Yes! Yes!

05:42:09.860 --> 05:42:11.860
E! E! E! E!

05:42:11.860 --> 05:42:13.860
Right click on her, and then I want to see WQ.

05:42:13.860 --> 05:42:15.860
Spam those right clicks, Jinxie.

05:42:15.860 --> 05:42:19.780
Jinxy remember you don't just my quick once okay now this guy's here

05:42:21.460 --> 05:42:23.460
Oh, you're a dog shit fucking coach

05:42:24.260 --> 05:42:26.260
You just got me

05:42:26.660 --> 05:42:28.660
right into the valley of death

05:42:29.940 --> 05:42:31.940
Are you fucking praying dad?

05:42:33.380 --> 05:42:36.580
This is why you're not fucking challenger

05:42:37.780 --> 05:42:39.780
You better take that

05:42:39.780 --> 05:42:49.780
GENCY! The reason why you died is because you cancelled your recall. If you were there 10 seconds earlier, that guy would have never been there!

05:42:51.780 --> 05:42:53.780
Take accountability!

05:42:54.780 --> 05:42:55.780
Sorry, sir.

05:42:56.780 --> 05:43:00.780
It's okay. Now right click the dust dance. Dust! P!

05:43:02.780 --> 05:43:04.780
Alright, right click it. Good.

05:43:04.780 --> 05:43:10.460
Okay now to the blue buff we're gonna listen you're going right now I want to

05:43:10.460 --> 05:43:13.820
see you eat of this blue buff you're gonna go for the fastest book you've

05:43:13.820 --> 05:43:17.700
ever done on every single one of these campsite you're gonna do you're gonna

05:43:17.700 --> 05:43:20.980
double you're gonna queue and you're gonna sit there you're gonna eat between

05:43:20.980 --> 05:43:24.660
camps and you're gonna kite towards the next camp I want to see the fastest

05:43:24.660 --> 05:43:28.700
book you ever can see. Queue, Queue, Queue. Walk towards the ground, walk towards the ground,

05:43:28.700 --> 05:43:33.820
walk towards the ground. Keep spamming the queue, keep spamming the queue. This is good, this is good, but

05:43:33.820 --> 05:43:41.420
Constantly click nice nice nice get it you got this. Okay. Chew chew chew. Okay. Just ignore her. She can go fuck yourself

05:43:42.140 --> 05:43:44.140
Okay, now my you you a young chef

05:43:45.980 --> 05:43:47.340
All right

05:43:47.340 --> 05:43:51.180
Ignore what ignore what you're fucking brain dad?

05:43:52.380 --> 05:43:54.380
ignore what

05:43:54.460 --> 05:43:56.460
She's coming inside my ass

05:43:57.340 --> 05:44:02.060
It's ignore what extreme snived every game

05:44:03.820 --> 05:44:08.460
Listen listen listen listen okay uh if you ever want to play dead you have to like smooth a lot

05:44:10.780 --> 05:44:12.780
Thank you katee, moral

05:44:13.180 --> 05:44:22.620
That's facts. Okay. Now jinxie. I want to see you on your respawn. You're gonna run to that red buff. Am I understood?

05:44:23.340 --> 05:44:24.780
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

05:44:24.780 --> 05:44:30.940
And your goal is to clear the red buff the clubs and the chickens in the fastest way ever

05:44:30.940 --> 05:44:34.440
When you're clearing the camps, you need to be clicking.

05:44:34.440 --> 05:44:37.940
You gotta be queuing, dubbying, eating between.

05:44:37.940 --> 05:44:40.440
I wanna see you making them dizzy.

05:44:40.440 --> 05:44:41.940
Do you understand?

05:44:41.940 --> 05:44:43.940
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

05:44:43.940 --> 05:44:46.940
Okay, let's go. Start spamming it.

05:44:46.940 --> 05:44:49.940
Kite it towards the rocks, Jinxi.

05:44:49.940 --> 05:44:52.940
The rocks, no, those are the chickens.

05:44:52.940 --> 05:44:55.940
Towards the rocks, the rocks, the rocks.

05:44:55.940 --> 05:44:57.940
Queue, queue, queue, queue.

05:44:57.940 --> 05:44:59.940
Never stop queuing, all right?

05:44:59.940 --> 05:45:06.240
you should have been you can't you said now it's too late spam q control w

05:45:06.240 --> 05:45:12.280
control w and then e to the raptors e to the raptors e to the raptors e to the

05:45:12.280 --> 05:45:15.960
raptors e to the raptors good this is good when you get there you're gonna

05:45:15.960 --> 05:45:22.960
W Q Q Q Q good auto attack the big one and then after you're gonna help your

05:45:22.960 --> 05:45:26.360
team Trone what's going on mid Trone what's going on Jain see they're

05:45:26.360 --> 05:45:28.360
Fighting

05:45:28.360 --> 05:45:33.640
You got to go in Jin see this now or never. It's you against the world and all that's on your shoulders

05:45:33.640 --> 05:45:35.640
I want you to go in

05:45:43.240 --> 05:45:45.240
Yeah

05:45:48.400 --> 05:45:50.400
Go

05:45:50.400 --> 05:45:54.880
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened?

05:45:54.880 --> 05:45:56.360
Kadeem, are you okay?

05:45:56.360 --> 05:45:59.660
I think the dragon was pretty much over 2-0-p.

05:46:01.160 --> 05:46:02.800
Kadeem, oh.

05:46:04.560 --> 05:46:05.400
I'm oh and proud.

05:46:05.400 --> 05:46:07.480
By the way, these people actually played a game a whole lot,

05:46:07.480 --> 05:46:09.600
so you're not actually bad.

05:46:11.600 --> 05:46:13.080
Kadeem, did you die there?

05:46:14.440 --> 05:46:16.440
Yeah, I died there because I was up on the scene.

05:46:16.440 --> 05:46:17.760
You're strong.

05:46:17.760 --> 05:46:19.400
You are strong.

05:46:19.400 --> 05:46:24.200
It's not over yet. You're up in five seconds. You're gonna go fucking ballistic

05:46:34.760 --> 05:46:41.160
So the reason why you lost I'll tell you it's because you weren't farming efficiently enough

05:46:41.600 --> 05:46:45.160
For you to get on the top of the garen. Oh, yo

05:46:45.160 --> 05:46:48.600
You're all right. Hey, hey game ended

05:46:50.080 --> 05:46:55.280
The chicken chicken it's cute. Hey, my fingers are cramping. I don't care

05:46:55.800 --> 05:47:00.320
Do we I just want to play top lane with Garen, bro? I want to play top lane with Garen

05:47:00.320 --> 05:47:05.240
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm. I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm, bro. Oh my god

05:47:08.200 --> 05:47:12.540
Okay, so um, I think what the hell could be

05:47:15.160 --> 05:47:25.760
on ADC, Kadeem, that's like some shit I would do baby. Kadeem. Kadeem, I'm gonna play top,

05:47:25.760 --> 05:47:31.760
Kadeem, you play jungle. Can help, help me. You're gonna play jungle? I'm not really like

05:47:31.760 --> 05:47:36.320
never jungle, but I'll try. Play whatever you want. Alright, let's play jungle. Okay.

05:47:36.320 --> 05:47:43.760
Alright, play again. Okay. Okay. So, Janksy, are you sure you want to switch to top

05:47:43.760 --> 05:47:53.360
playing. Wait, my rank got changed, bro. Yeah, you're demoted. Oh, my God. What am I now?

05:47:53.360 --> 05:47:58.280
Well, I don't think it matters. I think you have to like, uh, it just changes automatically

05:47:58.280 --> 05:48:05.880
until you hit the last level. Okay. Guys, there's two options. Either you could play

05:48:05.880 --> 05:48:13.480
got on top or you could ADC for Kadim bot lane wait so I play ADC and what does

05:48:13.480 --> 05:48:18.400
Kadim play? He would go support no you'd be on support

05:48:18.400 --> 05:48:23.800
Kadim do you want to do that? I mean I could do that we can actually win the

05:48:23.800 --> 05:48:30.000
map that way okay okay what ADC should I play?

05:48:30.000 --> 05:48:37.920
play uh Xayah wait no no no no no no should i i know jinx i know jinx the

05:48:37.920 --> 05:48:43.280
chat saying cinema oh misfortune misfortune okay let's do it

05:48:43.280 --> 05:48:46.400
you have him misfortune is pretty hard uh with her oh

05:48:46.400 --> 05:48:50.480
kadeem it is okay bro i got you wait kadeem cue the game

05:48:50.480 --> 05:48:53.680
okay you guys aren't in the lobby so we're gonna need to make another custom

05:48:53.680 --> 05:48:57.280
game so we can get in the lobby again so you can invite

05:48:57.280 --> 05:49:02.880
okay all right so are you guys ready because you're gonna have to enable the

05:49:02.880 --> 05:49:07.520
friend across again so i can invite you guys all right i already enabled mine in notifications

05:49:08.160 --> 05:49:18.160
all right so okay okay jing see third warning bottling with kadeem would be cinema but you're

05:49:18.160 --> 05:49:24.560
probably gonna lose do you want to do maybe get a tool to mvp player friend bottling

05:49:24.560 --> 05:49:33.040
No, no, no, no, no, no, because me and Kadeem can do a bottle and also, um, it's not like I'm not used to losing, bro.

05:49:33.040 --> 05:49:39.600
Hey, uh, yo, Contest, wake up and smell the coffee, bro. I haven't won a game of ranked yet.

05:49:41.520 --> 05:49:43.600
Do you want me to show you? Here, look.

05:49:45.360 --> 05:49:51.120
I think it's just, I think they're just good. They're very good at the game.

05:49:51.120 --> 05:49:51.860
Yes, bro.

05:49:51.860 --> 05:49:53.520
Do you see how many games I've played?

05:49:53.520 --> 05:49:54.180
Yes, bro.

05:49:54.180 --> 05:49:54.760
Yeah, right?

05:49:54.760 --> 05:49:58.520
Wait, Dantes, how do I show you my match history?

05:49:58.520 --> 05:50:01.000
Wait, OK, I actually have a crazier idea.

05:50:01.000 --> 05:50:03.200
Do you guys want to duo bot with me coaching,

05:50:03.200 --> 05:50:06.920
or do you want to play a flex cue game with me on jungle?

05:50:06.920 --> 05:50:09.480
I want to duo bot with you coaching.

05:50:09.480 --> 05:50:11.080
OK, we'll do that then.

05:50:11.080 --> 05:50:13.040
And then we'll do the other one after.

05:50:13.040 --> 05:50:16.160
How do I show you my match history, by the way?

05:50:16.160 --> 05:50:18.560
OK, so now, Jing, Sam, you need

05:50:18.560 --> 05:50:19.800
to click on your profile.

05:50:19.800 --> 05:50:24.340
So you click on like the icon that you have, the like weird thingy. Yep.

05:50:24.540 --> 05:50:25.580
Then you press match history.

05:50:26.080 --> 05:50:30.680
Here you go, bro. I have not one dude. What do you mean? You're going to lose.

05:50:31.180 --> 05:50:37.560
I haven't won yet. I have zero kills, five deaths, loss, one kill,

05:50:37.560 --> 05:50:42.240
five deaths, loss, custom game, two kills, seven deaths, loss.

05:50:42.240 --> 05:50:43.680
Yeah, but you don't, you don't play that much.

05:50:44.080 --> 05:50:48.880
Yes. Good. Thank you, bro. I'm new to the game. Zero kills, four deaths, loss.

05:50:48.880 --> 05:50:52.600
One kill, six deaths, loss, zero kills, what a loss.

05:50:52.600 --> 05:50:53.840
Okay, well this is-

05:50:53.840 --> 05:50:55.840
But I haven't played ADC yet!

05:50:56.840 --> 05:50:58.840
That's fine, so I'm gonna change.

05:50:58.840 --> 05:51:00.840
Yeah, you're not after you get better at ADC, you never know.

05:51:01.320 --> 05:51:03.320
Alright, Jing said I made you party owner.

05:51:03.320 --> 05:51:07.320
Press party, and switch to rank solo duo.

05:51:07.320 --> 05:51:09.320
Wait, but I have to do this first, right?

05:51:09.320 --> 05:51:11.320
Yep, that's fine.

05:51:12.320 --> 05:51:14.320
Kiddie, are you ready to drop?

05:51:14.320 --> 05:51:16.320
Yeah, I'm ready.

05:51:16.320 --> 05:51:17.320
So Kiddie, you're gonna-

05:51:17.320 --> 05:51:20.760
Wait, Kadeem, what's your favorite support player?

05:51:20.760 --> 05:51:24.760
I'm probably going to be something like Soraka.

05:51:24.760 --> 05:51:26.080
OK, OK.

05:51:26.080 --> 05:51:30.200
And then I'm going to play ADC, Kadeem.

05:51:30.200 --> 05:51:32.760
So you're going to protect me.

05:51:32.760 --> 05:51:35.760
OK, I got you.

05:51:35.760 --> 05:51:37.040
Domtes.

05:51:37.040 --> 05:51:38.000
Yep, I'm listening.

05:51:38.000 --> 05:51:41.720
What should Kadeem play and what should I play for ADC?

05:51:41.720 --> 05:51:44.760
Mom, didn't you just say you wanted to jinx Soraka?

05:51:44.760 --> 05:51:46.560
Yeah, that's our now I want to do misfortune.

05:51:47.760 --> 05:51:48.660
Okay, now we're soon.

05:51:48.960 --> 05:51:49.460
Kidding.

05:51:49.460 --> 05:51:50.060
We can't play.

05:51:50.060 --> 05:51:51.260
You can't run the functions off.

05:51:51.960 --> 05:51:54.060
You did not do the second one, the middle one.

05:51:54.860 --> 05:51:55.260
Okay.

05:51:55.460 --> 05:51:55.960
Kidding.

05:51:56.160 --> 05:51:57.860
Do you play a moomoo?

05:51:59.260 --> 05:52:00.560
Would that would it be hard?

05:52:01.760 --> 05:52:02.460
Not really.

05:52:02.460 --> 05:52:05.060
As long as you line your cue, it's easy.

05:52:08.160 --> 05:52:10.360
Get this doctor Mundo puts the out of here.

05:52:10.360 --> 05:52:13.360
I don't know. I don't know.

05:52:13.360 --> 05:52:15.360
I'm not really a support champion.

05:52:15.360 --> 05:52:17.360
No, I banned him. I know. I know.

05:52:17.360 --> 05:52:19.360
Kadeem, Kadeem, what up?

05:52:19.360 --> 05:52:21.360
Kadeem, what is the board are you going to play?

05:52:23.360 --> 05:52:25.360
I'm going to play Soraka.

05:52:25.360 --> 05:52:27.360
Okay.

05:52:27.360 --> 05:52:29.360
Now, he has the whole team.

05:52:29.360 --> 05:52:31.360
Dantez, you need to actually be coaching us

05:52:31.360 --> 05:52:33.360
consistently, bro. Consumption.

05:52:33.360 --> 05:52:35.360
Okay, and then I can save his ass

05:52:35.360 --> 05:52:37.360
in case it gets hurt.

05:52:37.360 --> 05:52:39.360
All right, let's do it.

05:52:39.360 --> 05:52:43.260
That this is gonna be the freest win that I've ever seen my life walking the MF

05:52:44.760 --> 05:52:50.480
You know what okay, could be my sure about Soraka or do you want to go for a moomoo or not a list?

05:52:53.400 --> 05:52:55.400
I think it's rocket rocket

05:52:57.880 --> 05:52:59.880
Just rock out I mean

05:53:01.440 --> 05:53:05.280
Later bro, I'm actually gonna jerk off. They just make sure I get the right runes

05:53:05.280 --> 05:53:11.420
All right, so listen listen guys

05:53:13.480 --> 05:53:17.160
Yes, yes, wait Jinx look at the gun goddess

05:53:21.320 --> 05:53:26.940
Wait, go back go back go back like five. All right come on

05:53:28.800 --> 05:53:30.800
Whoa

05:53:30.800 --> 05:53:33.920
No, I'm gonna jerk off to this one now.

05:53:33.920 --> 05:53:36.520
Yo, Kadeem, are you ready to play support, Kadeem?

05:53:36.520 --> 05:53:38.080
Yeah, I'm ready.

05:53:38.080 --> 05:53:39.080
All right.

05:53:39.080 --> 05:53:42.520
Kadeem, me and you are gonna run bot lane, bro.

05:53:42.520 --> 05:53:45.400
Jon says, you need to coach us extensively, bro.

05:53:45.400 --> 05:53:50.360
Okay, so listen, what I'm gonna say is I'm gonna tell you guys exactly what to do

05:53:50.360 --> 05:53:51.960
and when to do it, okay?

05:53:51.960 --> 05:53:53.760
So, Jinxie, right?

05:53:53.760 --> 05:53:55.520
Do you know what misfortune does?

05:53:55.520 --> 05:53:56.520
No.

05:53:56.520 --> 05:53:57.520
Jesus.

05:53:57.520 --> 05:53:58.520
Hey!

05:53:58.520 --> 05:53:59.520
Okay.

05:53:59.520 --> 05:54:07.520
All right, all you have to do is just hold R when you all get to hold it.

05:54:07.520 --> 05:54:08.520
That's all.

05:54:08.520 --> 05:54:09.520
Okay.

05:54:09.520 --> 05:54:10.520
It's the only hard one.

05:54:10.520 --> 05:54:11.520
That's the only thing that's hard on this work thing.

05:54:11.520 --> 05:54:12.520
No, wait.

05:54:12.520 --> 05:54:13.520
Tato Tommy.

05:54:13.520 --> 05:54:14.520
Tato Tommy.

05:54:14.520 --> 05:54:15.520
Okay.

05:54:15.520 --> 05:54:21.520
So listen, GenC, the way your Q works is your Q is like imagine an added auto-attack.

05:54:21.520 --> 05:54:22.520
Okay.

05:54:22.520 --> 05:54:23.520
Okay.

05:54:23.520 --> 05:54:28.520
It's an auto-attack where it's like you shoot them in and then if they're behind

05:54:28.520 --> 05:54:35.560
It hits them as well so a collateral bro collateral. Yes, but if they're low health and it

05:54:36.000 --> 05:54:38.580
Executes, then it does even more damage

05:54:39.400 --> 05:54:41.400
Okay, I

05:54:43.560 --> 05:54:48.520
Because I don't know why it wants to see this happen. Okay, so now buy dorms plate. That's good

05:54:49.000 --> 05:54:54.520
Yep, your first item is gonna be collector. So now jinxie walk bot now

05:54:54.520 --> 05:54:56.520
I want you to press Y to lock your camera

05:54:56.520 --> 05:55:00.980
Okay, all right, so now we're just walking through all my characters so hot

05:55:01.620 --> 05:55:04.400
Now listen instead of always selling the character Jinxie

05:55:04.400 --> 05:55:10.240
I wanted to focus on clicking a lot near you because the thing about leaning is you're gonna have to focus on clicking

05:55:10.240 --> 05:55:15.900
So you can dodge the abilities that the enemy throws out my under said straight thing. Yeah, yeah

05:55:16.880 --> 05:55:21.740
Yep, so that's why I just always click around because we're gonna want you to get used to clicking

05:55:21.740 --> 05:55:25.620
So just keep doing it even when you don't need to I wanted to get used to the idea

05:55:25.620 --> 05:55:32.700
Okay, so you're cute. That's the collateral. Okay, you had a dog a lot to get ready

05:55:33.180 --> 05:55:40.020
Yep, so you choose the collateral and your W gives you more attack speed. Okay, so you attack faster

05:55:42.580 --> 05:55:45.620
All right, so now on okay, it's fine

05:55:46.100 --> 05:55:50.940
Just cue the minion to the minion to do damage to them behind that's one

05:55:50.940 --> 05:55:57.940
So what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to position your tower in a way that when you drop your Q, it's going to go behind that.

05:55:57.940 --> 05:55:58.940
Okay?

05:56:01.940 --> 05:56:05.940
Okay, just one way. You're going to have to bomb on your tower now.

05:56:05.940 --> 05:56:09.940
Alright, so just last hit the minion. There you go.

05:56:09.940 --> 05:56:14.940
That was a good Q. If you did it half a second earlier, it would have been the collateral.

05:56:14.940 --> 05:56:18.380
So now just back up, Jinxie, make sure you're not walking up too far.

05:56:18.380 --> 05:56:20.940
If you walk up too far, you're gonna die, okay?

05:56:20.940 --> 05:56:23.340
So walk up, make sure you're dodging abilities.

05:56:23.340 --> 05:56:25.740
The enemy is stronger than your early game.

05:56:25.740 --> 05:56:26.780
Play around that.

05:56:26.780 --> 05:56:28.780
You're gonna play for scaling, okay?

05:56:31.660 --> 05:56:35.100
All right, controlled, no, no, controlled W.

05:56:36.460 --> 05:56:37.260
Good.

05:56:37.260 --> 05:56:39.100
Good habits, all right.

05:56:39.100 --> 05:56:40.060
So now walk up!

05:56:40.060 --> 05:56:41.180
You are out of her.

05:56:41.180 --> 05:56:41.820
Good.

05:56:41.820 --> 05:56:44.060
So Hidema's, he's going crazy.

05:56:44.060 --> 05:56:50.540
I need you to walk up and walk back just walk back your junglers okay your junglers can be there soon

05:56:50.860 --> 05:56:53.460
Press two it's a help potion you get how

05:56:55.300 --> 05:57:00.340
Okay, but also walk up your viego's fighting you need to walk up with your team when they're fighting

05:57:02.060 --> 05:57:05.500
The main the main way we have to get up okay now back up now

05:57:05.500 --> 05:57:11.940
It's fine because there's no fight anymore. There's no fighting mark. So now you're good. Okay, okay, honey. Are you okay?

05:57:11.940 --> 05:57:14.940
Yeah, I'm about to back in a second.

05:57:14.940 --> 05:57:16.940
What does my W do?

05:57:16.940 --> 05:57:20.940
I don't know, I'm getting more speed in attack speed.

05:57:20.940 --> 05:57:24.940
Well, no more damage, just more attack speed.

05:57:24.940 --> 05:57:26.940
Should I upgrade my E?

05:57:26.940 --> 05:57:28.940
Yep, so now you're gonna control G.

05:57:28.940 --> 05:57:33.940
So, GenC, I'm gonna be honest, if you stay too long you're gonna die, so just recall.

05:57:33.940 --> 05:57:35.940
Just recall now, because the enemy jungler...

05:57:35.940 --> 05:57:36.940
Oh, the enemy jungler's off.

05:57:36.940 --> 05:57:38.940
But you guys can't stand my N9.

05:57:41.940 --> 05:57:46.500
All right, so now I'm gonna want you to buy bloodthirster.

05:57:46.500 --> 05:57:48.180
I think it's better for you to get bloodthirster.

05:57:48.180 --> 05:57:49.340
Yep, that one.

05:57:49.340 --> 05:57:50.940
And now just walk out of base.

05:57:50.940 --> 05:57:52.740
Can you walk on, come on, Canine?

05:57:52.740 --> 05:57:53.580
Come on, Canine.

05:57:53.580 --> 05:57:54.420
Don't worry.

05:57:56.180 --> 05:57:58.020
Let's go ahead and build.

05:57:58.020 --> 05:57:59.500
Okay.

05:57:59.500 --> 05:58:00.460
What does my E do?

05:58:01.980 --> 05:58:02.820
Will you E do?

05:58:03.980 --> 05:58:04.820
Yeah.

05:58:04.820 --> 05:58:07.060
So your E is so slow.

05:58:07.060 --> 05:58:07.900
Okay.

05:58:09.500 --> 05:58:11.420
So if you press E on top of someone,

05:58:11.420 --> 05:58:13.420
It actually slows them.

05:58:16.920 --> 05:58:18.920
Alright, Genji. Walk back.

05:58:18.920 --> 05:58:20.920
Is that a wall?

05:58:20.920 --> 05:58:22.920
Yep. Now Genji, walk back.

05:58:22.920 --> 05:58:25.420
Make sure that they don't do damage to you before you kill this wave.

05:58:25.420 --> 05:58:27.420
You need to get the level up.

05:58:29.420 --> 05:58:31.420
Alright, this is good. This is good.

05:58:31.420 --> 05:58:33.420
You're doing great. This is good.

05:58:33.420 --> 05:58:35.420
Super good.

05:58:35.420 --> 05:58:37.420
Nice. Good farming.

05:58:37.420 --> 05:58:40.420
Alright, so just walk up and last at the minion.

05:58:40.420 --> 05:58:48.020
Oh, he's walking him too far. When he walks up too close like that, I want to see you in the future auto-q him, and then walk back, okay?

05:58:50.180 --> 05:58:51.180
Alright, this is good.

05:58:53.620 --> 05:58:58.020
Okay? Now auto-q him, because walking him too far. Press auto-q?

05:58:58.620 --> 05:58:59.820
You need to use your Q.

05:59:02.820 --> 05:59:03.320
Alright.

05:59:03.920 --> 05:59:04.620
Gotta go.

05:59:05.520 --> 05:59:07.320
It- it's okay. It's okay.

05:59:07.320 --> 05:59:14.320
So now Jynxie, just kill the minion wave when they push it in, okay?

05:59:14.320 --> 05:59:20.320
You're going to stay close to your tower and then you're going to have to kill the minion wave.

05:59:20.320 --> 05:59:23.320
Am I queuing too much or no?

05:59:23.320 --> 05:59:27.320
No, you have to spend the billy, you may have to use mana on the ring.

05:59:27.320 --> 05:59:36.320
So, the thing is that your Q, you said when you can actually use damage to the enemy, okay?

05:59:36.320 --> 05:59:43.320
You don't just want to use it to farm. You want to position yourself so that your Q takes a chase off a minion, and then it hits a champion.

05:59:43.320 --> 05:59:45.320
Does that make sense?

05:59:45.320 --> 05:59:46.320
Collateral.

05:59:46.320 --> 05:59:50.320
Exactly. So like there for example, why did you use your Q?

05:59:50.320 --> 05:59:51.320
Why did?

05:59:51.320 --> 05:59:52.320
Yep.

05:59:52.320 --> 05:59:54.320
I don't know.

05:59:54.320 --> 05:59:55.320
I'm just using it.

05:59:55.320 --> 06:00:01.320
Yeah, so that's why like, now you have no mana. So if they try fighting you, you're fucked.

06:00:01.320 --> 06:00:07.200
And you can't even push this wave then cuz you're um, so now you need a recall and you're gonna lose all this gold

06:00:07.280 --> 06:00:09.280
But before you do walk up

06:00:09.280 --> 06:00:13.320
Hop over the dragon. There's a dragon fight. Turn over the dragon and rock

06:00:14.560 --> 06:00:16.920
Yep, walk that rock that rock that your team needs you

06:00:18.800 --> 06:00:21.480
Okay, okay, Jynxie you got this you got this

06:00:22.800 --> 06:00:24.800
Go go go

06:00:24.800 --> 06:00:26.800
Out of him? This is good.

06:00:26.800 --> 06:00:28.800
Okay, now back up.

06:00:28.800 --> 06:00:30.800
Okay?

06:00:30.800 --> 06:00:32.800
You win that. You win that. You win that.

06:00:32.800 --> 06:00:34.800
This is good. This is good.

06:00:34.800 --> 06:00:36.800
Don't walk at 2-point though. You need a position or something

06:00:36.800 --> 06:00:38.800
the way where your team is in front of you.

06:00:38.800 --> 06:00:40.800
As the ADC, you always need to be back.

06:00:40.800 --> 06:00:42.800
Okay?

06:00:42.800 --> 06:00:44.800
Now, wanting to press 3, it's a health potion.

06:00:44.800 --> 06:00:46.800
Just press 3 on your keyboard.

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And then now push in the minion wave.

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Looking good, guys.

06:00:50.800 --> 06:00:52.800
Yep.

06:00:52.800 --> 06:00:56.140
So now, now just keep walking up, walk up.

06:00:56.140 --> 06:00:57.640
Your team needs you to push.

06:00:59.840 --> 06:01:01.320
Put the egg out.

06:01:01.320 --> 06:01:03.400
Yep, because you guys are gonna work for a guy,

06:01:03.400 --> 06:01:04.240
this is good.

06:01:04.240 --> 06:01:05.160
Hey!

06:01:05.160 --> 06:01:07.240
Nice, not bad.

06:01:07.240 --> 06:01:09.040
Wait, this might be your first win.

06:01:10.040 --> 06:01:11.720
Bro, this could be it.

06:01:11.720 --> 06:01:14.360
Okay, just wait, just, no, no, no, don't go in yet.

06:01:14.360 --> 06:01:15.200
Oh.

06:01:16.800 --> 06:01:18.320
Right, I got it.

06:01:18.320 --> 06:01:19.520
Yeah, but now you can walk up,

06:01:19.520 --> 06:01:21.120
now you can walk up, you can fight.

06:01:21.120 --> 06:01:24.960
Because when the minion wave is under tower, just don't walk under the tower.

06:01:26.080 --> 06:01:29.600
Alright, so now just recall. Now you can recall. It's okay. You're doing great.

06:01:34.560 --> 06:01:36.960
Alright, walk further back. Alright, now recall.

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Now.

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Yep, you're good like that.

06:01:44.400 --> 06:01:45.360
Well, how did I do it?

06:01:45.360 --> 06:01:54.840
I'm not gonna lie that was like diamond level 80c gameplay thank you bro yeah

06:01:54.840 --> 06:01:59.840
yep you like you walked in you got the job done and that's all you can hope for

06:01:59.840 --> 06:02:06.840
And that line has been saved.

06:02:06.840 --> 06:02:10.840
They about to take dragons and just leave it because the dung goes dead.

06:02:10.840 --> 06:02:13.840
Okay, Kadeem, I'm coming Kadeem.

06:02:13.840 --> 06:02:15.840
Okay, so what we're gonna-

06:02:15.840 --> 06:02:17.840
You can't just press that.

06:02:17.840 --> 06:02:24.840
So here, now you just say wait until the minion wave is under your tower, okay?

06:02:24.840 --> 06:02:28.840
And once it's under your tower then you can just last hit the minions.

06:02:28.840 --> 06:02:31.760
so they're auto the ones that the turd is targeting

06:02:33.260 --> 06:02:37.600
If you would have done it a bit sooner, you would have gotten it, but that's fine. It's a learning process

06:02:40.880 --> 06:02:45.400
Yeah, you won. Okay, so now jing see walk up walk up to the dragon you see on your minimap

06:02:45.400 --> 06:02:49.800
There's a fight going on you need to always be there when that happens. This is good

06:02:50.760 --> 06:02:57.320
That was a goodie. We keep chasing fash if you press D and you fash in oh wait no, okay? Yes, wait

06:02:58.840 --> 06:03:00.820
...

06:03:00.820 --> 06:03:02.000
YEEEEEES!

06:03:02.000 --> 06:03:03.320
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

06:03:03.620 --> 06:03:05.740
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

06:03:05.740 --> 06:03:06.440
YEEEES!

06:03:06.440 --> 06:03:08.280
It's not done yet, it's not done yet, Jinxie!

06:03:08.300 --> 06:03:09.680
You can get a double kill!

06:03:09.680 --> 06:03:12.020
Go, go after them, press E on top of them!

06:03:12.020 --> 06:03:14.780
So that they get slowed, E on tops they get slowed!

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E on tops they get slowed, nice, okay.

06:03:17.520 --> 06:03:20.760
NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE! NICE!!!

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Oh my fucking-

06:03:21.600 --> 06:03:23.540
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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YEEESSSSSSSSS!

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DUBBLEKILLS!

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Okay.

06:03:28.220 --> 06:03:29.540
Ona

06:03:29.540 --> 06:03:31.540
yeah

06:03:31.620 --> 06:03:33.620
yeah

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My God

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Oh my God in my placetheless

06:03:43.920 --> 06:03:48.980
Walk back you forgot to buy items in my players entities around to you

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okay, right click no bitch the Mother

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Could he my fucking love you Dante's a fucking up young QAnon

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God, I've never been doing that.

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Jynxie, these are the days that we dreamed of.

06:04:03.340 --> 06:04:06.340
Like, yesterday you couldn't even imagine this happening.

06:04:06.340 --> 06:04:09.340
Today you're living it. You're living the dream right now.

06:04:09.340 --> 06:04:10.340
Do you understand?

06:04:10.340 --> 06:04:12.340
Yep. Bro, yes.

06:04:12.340 --> 06:04:15.340
Alright, so when you're going to press R,

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I'm going to tell you when,

06:04:16.340 --> 06:04:20.340
make sure that you do not loop or cancel the ability, okay?

06:04:20.340 --> 06:04:28.780
You understand yeah, so when I press R do I hold it?

06:04:28.780 --> 06:04:32.180
Nope, you don't have to hold it. Just press it and that's it.

06:04:32.180 --> 06:04:35.980
Can he run? Can he? No, can he?

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Can he? No.

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So, Jynxie, there you could have actually blocked the bullets for him.

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Wack up! Wack up! Your jungler is here.

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But now he's backing off so you walk back.

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It's very very very important that you get very good at knowing when to walk up and when

06:04:53.540 --> 06:04:54.540
to walk back.

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Alright.

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This is good.

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Okay.

06:04:57.540 --> 06:05:07.660
So now you're going to wait for Kadeem to come back and lane and when he does you're

06:05:07.660 --> 06:05:08.660
going to walk up.

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Okay.

06:05:09.660 --> 06:05:10.660
Kadeem, come on.

06:05:10.660 --> 06:05:11.660
Kadeem.

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Kadeem, are you okay?

06:05:12.660 --> 06:05:13.660
I'm coming.

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I may have to build more healing damage.

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Okay, so now you're just gonna want to farm under shallow for some reason but three people in your way

06:05:27.260 --> 06:05:29.780
So you're not gonna want to watch up. You cannot win this

06:05:32.140 --> 06:05:37.180
Okay, this is good so just keep out of it in the minions to get your CS

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This is good

06:05:46.660 --> 06:05:52.700
right now back up a little bit if you walk up too far you're gonna die so you

06:05:52.700 --> 06:05:57.820
need to make sure that you're not walking up control Q

06:05:59.420 --> 06:06:05.660
it's working this all take a while we've been running I was gonna wonder good I'm

06:06:05.660 --> 06:06:07.660
I'm for fuck's sake.

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He might have a brak at the team.

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Alright, so now walk up.

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You're a jhincy. You can fight this.

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I want you to walk up and right-click her.

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Go!

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They hurt you?

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No, they didn't.

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Okay.

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That's on that.

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Now that's good.

06:06:29.660 --> 06:06:31.660
Now we know what misfortune hope does.

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That's not bad.

06:06:33.660 --> 06:06:36.660
Kiddie, let's hide in this bush and scare them.

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Let's catch the mob guard, Kiddie. Come on.

06:06:39.660 --> 06:06:41.660
Oh, no, no, no, no! Kiddie, no, not anymore!

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Kiddie, come back!

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Okay, GenC, auto attack all the minions as fast as you can.

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You need to push.

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Oh, oh.

06:06:55.660 --> 06:06:57.660
Okay, this is good. This is good.

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So now what you can do is you can walk up to her and auto attack her.

06:07:01.660 --> 06:07:06.660
If you right-click on her you can start doing some damage. Nobody's gonna be coming to you now.

06:07:07.660 --> 06:07:11.660
Alright, back up. And now auto-attack this minion wave.

06:07:12.660 --> 06:07:17.660
When the minion wave is fully pushed in, you're gonna recall, okay? You're gonna press B.

06:07:18.660 --> 06:07:21.660
So kill all these minions and then press B.

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Oh, now you gotta run. Now you gotta run.

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If you don't let him die, you're both gonna die.

06:07:32.660 --> 06:07:37.660
Okay Jynx, I may see happy feet right now, gosh it.

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Not bad, that's what we're looking for.

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So now you're going to recall, man.

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Are you okay?

06:07:44.660 --> 06:07:45.660
Did Kadeem die?

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You're dead.

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No, no Kadeem.

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I'm bleeding damage, but I'm about to build support item.

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Oh, Kadeem, I get sad when you die.

06:07:55.660 --> 06:07:57.660
Yeah, it's okay

06:07:58.540 --> 06:08:02.360
It's probably because that if I did because it's like magic. Yeah

06:08:04.400 --> 06:08:11.100
Okay, now we're good though cuz you're both alive so cool. Oh my god. Oh my god

06:08:11.640 --> 06:08:17.080
Yes, yes, yes, yes, you can see you're on a killing screen. Why would see over there?

06:08:17.920 --> 06:08:23.380
Who gives a fuck you're on a killing spree? I've never been three straight. Oh my god, kiddie

06:08:23.380 --> 06:08:26.720
Okay, rock up now hit the minions

06:08:28.240 --> 06:08:34.240
You're gonna hit the minions and then you're gonna hit the turret okay, what's that great control W

06:08:38.120 --> 06:08:40.120
The beast I have a hard time

06:08:43.480 --> 06:08:46.480
He's getting it so no don't don't worry it's gonna be coming

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All right, I'll attack the turn out

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Okay, now we're getting too close so walk up to the autumn! Autumn! Autumn! Autumn! Autumn!

06:08:55.620 --> 06:09:01.620
So now Jynx here gonna start space gliding on them. I need to go autumn him walk back, autumn him walk back, go!

06:09:01.620 --> 06:09:06.620
Now what? Okay now do it, now press Q and W.

06:09:06.620 --> 06:09:11.120
You're gliding, you're gliding, you're gliding, walk up! Walk up!

06:09:11.120 --> 06:09:14.120
Okay go, go, this is good, this is good.

06:09:14.120 --> 06:09:20.120
Keep going, keep going! You got it! You got it, this is so fucking free.

06:09:20.120 --> 06:09:24.120
Now auto attack the minion wave. Don't walk up too far. The turret's gonna start hitting you.

06:09:24.120 --> 06:09:26.120
That's not bad. Alright?

06:09:26.120 --> 06:09:29.120
Okay, good, good. Now push in the minion wave.

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Be careful. Now, Jinxie, I want you to press three.

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And then just auto attack the minion wave.

06:09:37.120 --> 06:09:39.120
Okay, back up, back up. Now you gotta run.

06:09:43.120 --> 06:09:47.120
Okay, so Jinxie, I want you to do something now, okay?

06:09:47.120 --> 06:09:48.120
Yep.

06:09:48.120 --> 06:10:00.600
press escape click uh no scroll down click what says player movement where it

06:10:00.600 --> 06:10:07.080
says player attack click shift mb2 click that yep click it and then press space

06:10:07.080 --> 06:10:16.400
bar replace perfect press save so now you're officially a space client so

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So what that means is when you press spacebar, you're going to auto-attack the closest thing

06:10:22.140 --> 06:10:23.140
to you.

06:10:23.140 --> 06:10:29.180
So when you're running away from people, you're going to press right click spacebar, right

06:10:29.180 --> 06:10:34.180
click spacebar, okay?

06:10:34.180 --> 06:10:35.180
When I'm running away?

06:10:35.180 --> 06:10:36.180
Yep.

06:10:36.180 --> 06:10:40.860
So now I want to try to walk up to the minion wave or the turret and press spacebar

06:10:40.860 --> 06:10:42.140
when you get close.

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Now press spacebar.

06:10:44.540 --> 06:10:48.500
So you see how it auto-attacks what's closest to you?

06:10:48.500 --> 06:10:50.300
Yeah.

06:10:50.300 --> 06:10:51.580
Perfect.

06:10:51.580 --> 06:10:53.060
You're now a space glider.

06:10:53.060 --> 06:10:56.100
That's what we want to see.

06:10:56.100 --> 06:10:57.540
All right, so now keep auto-ing this.

06:11:00.540 --> 06:11:03.540
The enemy team's on.

06:11:03.540 --> 06:11:05.300
Let's break this, kiddie.

06:11:05.300 --> 06:11:07.180
You guys are fucking breaking it open.

06:11:10.540 --> 06:11:12.020
Hey, walk away, walk away, walk away.

06:11:14.540 --> 06:11:23.060
right okay now what you can do is you can actually walk up auto-attack it right

06:11:23.060 --> 06:11:30.620
walk back so when he walks up to crocheting see there you go punish it

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Walk away, walk away, walk away, this thing, this thing.

06:11:35.620 --> 06:11:37.620
Just, I'll die, I'll die.

06:11:38.620 --> 06:11:39.620
I'll be there.

06:11:39.620 --> 06:11:41.620
Bro, I got pushed, I got fucking pushed.

06:11:42.620 --> 06:11:45.620
It's, it's fine, they had to send three for you.

06:11:45.620 --> 06:11:51.620
But in the future, the second you see more numbers than you previously thought, you should always just run.

06:11:51.620 --> 06:11:56.620
And you think it's only one, and then the second guy comes, you run away instantly, okay?

06:11:56.620 --> 06:11:59.620
Sorry, oh, sweetie, I'll let you down, Dante's let you down.

06:11:59.620 --> 06:12:02.580
Let's go. Yo, our box is 17 and 0

06:12:05.060 --> 06:12:11.260
How is that impossible well a dude every single game and so does the entity I guess the 17 and 0 so at least now

06:12:11.260 --> 06:12:13.260
It's on your team. Yep

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All right

06:12:15.760 --> 06:12:20.100
The next item you're gonna buy will be a collector's name

06:12:21.980 --> 06:12:23.980
Can you give me help are you good kidding?

06:12:27.100 --> 06:12:29.100
He's good to stay bottom

06:12:29.620 --> 06:12:31.120
If you're gonna post a tower.

06:12:31.120 --> 06:12:32.120
No, I know.

06:12:32.120 --> 06:12:33.120
I'm helping you.

06:12:33.120 --> 06:12:34.120
Alright.

06:12:34.120 --> 06:12:38.120
So now just push this and you break open that fucking turret.

06:12:38.120 --> 06:12:43.120
Jinxie, I want to see you break that shit open.

06:12:43.120 --> 06:12:44.120
Nice.

06:12:44.120 --> 06:12:48.120
That's the first turret I've ever destroyed yet.

06:12:48.120 --> 06:12:49.120
Wow.

06:12:49.120 --> 06:12:53.120
I'm towering you well like you're getting the hang of it.

06:12:53.120 --> 06:12:55.120
Wait, what does my W do?

06:12:55.120 --> 06:12:56.620
It gives you attack speed.

06:12:56.620 --> 06:12:59.120
But Jinxie, you need to stop using all your abilities, bro.

06:12:59.120 --> 06:13:07.120
Because when you use your abilities on the minion wave, you do fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him, keep autoing, keep autoing, keep autoing, this is good.

06:13:07.120 --> 06:13:08.120
YES! Nice!

06:13:09.120 --> 06:13:16.120
Alright, now just auto attack the minion wave, but Jinx, you don't want to use your abilities on the minion wave, because then you don't mind.

06:13:16.120 --> 06:13:18.120
I think they're really lovely guys.

06:13:18.120 --> 06:13:21.120
Okay, walk away. Just walk away.

06:13:23.120 --> 06:13:24.120
Khadim, you need to kill him.

06:13:25.120 --> 06:13:26.120
I don't remember.

06:13:26.120 --> 06:13:28.120
Bro, what the fuck?!

06:13:29.120 --> 06:13:31.120
Well, he's not mad yet.

06:13:31.120 --> 06:13:33.120
How does this track me down?

06:13:33.120 --> 06:13:35.120
Well, he's not mad yet.

06:13:35.120 --> 06:13:37.120
That's why it's called AC.

06:13:37.120 --> 06:13:39.120
Okay, so James, see there?

06:13:39.120 --> 06:13:41.120
You could have escaped, but your E is so slow.

06:13:41.120 --> 06:13:43.120
If you use your E to slow the enemies,

06:13:43.120 --> 06:13:45.120
then they can catch up to you.

06:13:45.120 --> 06:13:47.120
Oh, if I just E them and then out,

06:13:47.120 --> 06:13:49.120
run them.

06:13:49.120 --> 06:13:51.120
Oh, I see.

06:13:51.120 --> 06:13:53.120
Exactly.

06:13:53.120 --> 06:13:55.120
Okay, wait, do you want to hear someone crazy?

06:13:55.120 --> 06:13:57.120
Yeah, what's up?

06:13:57.120 --> 06:14:06.080
I'll tell you something crazier if you eat to slow them and you alt on top of them they cannot run out of your arm

06:14:06.880 --> 06:14:08.600
Oh, that's sick

06:14:08.600 --> 06:14:11.360
So wait, I don't spend my abilities like I do with

06:14:14.000 --> 06:14:21.040
Heckrum with heckrum no because heckrum is a jungler when you're jungling you can always use abilities. I need you in bot lane, kadeem

06:14:23.520 --> 06:14:26.320
Give me a second. We have to go for dragon. Oh, okay

06:14:27.120 --> 06:14:31.120
I mean, it doesn't even feel like we're on the way, but we kind of need help, Dougie.

06:14:31.120 --> 06:14:32.120
No, no, I'm gonna-

06:14:32.120 --> 06:14:37.120
Okay, so now, don't walk up here. If you walk up here, there's gonna be three people popping out your get insomni-

06:14:37.120 --> 06:14:42.120
So here, as the ADC, you have to understand that you're the cop.

06:14:42.120 --> 06:14:47.120
You need to sit there and wait for your team to do everything, because you cannot do anything on your own.

06:14:49.120 --> 06:14:50.120
Okay.

06:14:50.120 --> 06:14:51.120
Can you- I might need to go-

06:14:51.120 --> 06:14:52.120
So imagine-

06:14:52.120 --> 06:14:57.120
Yeah, it's like imagine you're fighting in a war but both your legs are broken so you need to be able to carry you

06:14:59.120 --> 06:15:01.120
I can even really fight you

06:15:03.120 --> 06:15:04.120
All of that up

06:15:05.120 --> 06:15:06.120
All of the healing is gone

06:15:07.120 --> 06:15:08.120
That's what I'll be

06:15:08.120 --> 06:15:10.120
Walk up, walk up, your jungler is coming in

06:15:10.120 --> 06:15:12.120
You see on your mini map how your jungler is coming?

06:15:12.120 --> 06:15:14.120
That means you're gonna walk up and you're gonna fight

06:15:15.120 --> 06:15:17.120
So now kill the minions

06:15:18.120 --> 06:15:19.120
This is good

06:15:20.120 --> 06:15:21.120
I like where it's going

06:15:22.120 --> 06:15:27.120
you want to fight

06:15:27.120 --> 06:15:32.120
I'm not sure we should fight, you don't have to say it really

06:15:32.120 --> 06:15:37.120
I don't have my ult, and it's like 4 of you bottom, they are going crazy

06:15:37.120 --> 06:15:39.120
Kadim are you okay?

06:15:39.120 --> 06:15:40.120
Yeah I'm fine

06:15:40.120 --> 06:15:43.120
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie

06:15:43.120 --> 06:15:45.120
You're gonna do the paddle bush here

06:15:45.120 --> 06:15:47.120
I need you to wait in the bush until they walk up to you

06:15:47.120 --> 06:15:49.120
Then you're gonna pop out and go crazy

06:15:49.120 --> 06:15:51.120
What should I do, weigh in an arm?

06:15:51.120 --> 06:15:55.120
No, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna E and then just auto them and shit.

06:15:55.120 --> 06:15:59.120
Like you're gonna use your auto, you're gonna press W, you're gonna Q, but not yet.

06:15:59.120 --> 06:16:02.120
Wait, wait, wait.

06:16:02.120 --> 06:16:03.120
You said this is called the W.

06:16:03.120 --> 06:16:06.120
No, no, no, no, no! You're jungler's here.

06:16:08.120 --> 06:16:10.120
Alright, I'm lucky she's ghosting.

06:16:10.120 --> 06:16:12.120
Okay, I'm trying to think.

06:16:12.120 --> 06:16:14.120
We need to do the bottom lane today.

06:16:16.120 --> 06:16:20.120
Okay, so Gen.C, normally, as the ADC at this stage of the game,

06:16:20.120 --> 06:16:23.120
typically, you always want to be kind of like around your team

06:16:23.120 --> 06:16:25.120
and having them around you.

06:16:25.120 --> 06:16:28.120
So, because mid is pushing that hard,

06:16:28.120 --> 06:16:30.120
you're doing the right thing by staying bot,

06:16:30.120 --> 06:16:33.120
but normally you would go mid, okay?

06:16:35.120 --> 06:16:37.120
So you wanna go mid?

06:16:37.120 --> 06:16:42.000
Yeah, and you walk up walk up walk up fight with your help them wait up to me to the people

06:16:55.360 --> 06:16:58.720
That's good wrong assist we take those push in the way then hit the turret

06:16:58.720 --> 06:17:05.720
I'm going to be dead.

06:17:05.720 --> 06:17:07.720
This is good.

06:17:07.720 --> 06:17:09.720
I died.

06:17:09.720 --> 06:17:14.720
Now I need to E on top of him and run away.

06:17:14.720 --> 06:17:17.720
E on top of him, press D and run.

06:17:17.720 --> 06:17:20.720
Press D, that's your flash, and now press W and run.

06:17:20.720 --> 06:17:23.720
Press W, because your W gives you movement speed.

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Good.

06:17:24.720 --> 06:17:25.720
Oh no.

06:17:25.720 --> 06:17:26.720
Keep running, keep running.

06:17:26.720 --> 06:17:27.720
You're good, you're good.

06:17:27.720 --> 06:17:34.220
is fine you play that like a challenger player recall thank you Rob I felt like a

06:17:34.220 --> 06:17:38.460
challenge with her dude but you still use everything together in a way where

06:17:38.460 --> 06:17:45.620
it's like they weren't able to actually kill you yes okay so now P right click

06:17:45.620 --> 06:17:46.820
The infinity edge.

06:17:49.420 --> 06:17:50.220
Good.

06:17:50.620 --> 06:17:51.820
And now walkman.

06:17:56.220 --> 06:17:58.020
An ally has been slain.

06:17:58.620 --> 06:18:00.020
Okay, so we should go man.

06:18:00.020 --> 06:18:02.220
But they have jungler available.

06:18:03.220 --> 06:18:05.020
Yes, you will have to go man.

06:18:05.220 --> 06:18:07.220
You're just gonna want to, yes, go man.

06:18:07.220 --> 06:18:08.820
Your team wants to fight Baron.

06:18:09.020 --> 06:18:10.420
So you're gonna have to play for that.

06:18:10.420 --> 06:18:11.620
No, don't bomb the ground.

06:18:11.620 --> 06:18:12.420
Go man.

06:18:12.420 --> 06:18:19.420
We have to fight that, um, okay?

06:18:19.420 --> 06:18:24.340
Alright, now walk to the Baron with your team.

06:18:24.340 --> 06:18:25.340
Come on, Kadeem.

06:18:25.340 --> 06:18:26.340
To the Baron, Kadeem.

06:18:26.340 --> 06:18:30.860
Alright, I don't even want to do it anymore.

06:18:30.860 --> 06:18:34.780
It's fine, just want to make sure they're not on it.

06:18:34.780 --> 06:18:36.340
Okay, walk up.

06:18:36.340 --> 06:18:40.260
Now remember, always stay behind your Viego.

06:18:40.260 --> 06:18:53.020
this is good nice don't walk up too far don't walk up too far okay now you're just

06:18:53.020 --> 06:19:00.420
gonna have to wait so they're not gonna fight so I can actually push

06:19:00.420 --> 06:19:07.140
men so go men help your team take the wave and then walk to the Baron and

06:19:07.140 --> 06:19:09.720
I'm going to make you do your first ever ping.

06:19:09.720 --> 06:19:12.540
Walk to the baron and then I want you to cut- no.

06:19:12.540 --> 06:19:13.040
No.

06:19:13.040 --> 06:19:13.540
No.

06:19:13.540 --> 06:19:14.540
Uh, score.

06:19:14.540 --> 06:19:18.540
Okay, just run.

06:19:18.540 --> 06:19:19.040
Okay.

06:19:19.040 --> 06:19:19.540
Just run.

06:19:19.540 --> 06:19:20.040
Okay.

06:19:20.040 --> 06:19:20.540
Just run.

06:19:20.540 --> 06:19:21.040
Okay.

06:19:21.040 --> 06:19:21.540
Just run.

06:19:21.540 --> 06:19:22.040
Okay.

06:19:22.040 --> 06:19:22.540
Just run.

06:19:22.540 --> 06:19:23.040
Okay.

06:19:23.040 --> 06:19:23.540
Just run.

06:19:23.540 --> 06:19:24.040
Okay.

06:19:24.040 --> 06:19:25.540
Oh my god, you lift me.

06:19:25.540 --> 06:19:27.040
What the fuck?

06:19:27.040 --> 06:19:29.040
Neal in my front.

06:19:29.040 --> 06:19:31.040
Dude!

06:19:31.040 --> 06:19:32.040
No, that was insane.

06:19:32.040 --> 06:19:33.040
Thank you, dude.

06:19:33.040 --> 06:19:34.040
That was good.

06:19:34.040 --> 06:19:36.040
That was really bad.

06:19:36.040 --> 06:19:38.040
But it's okay because you live.

06:19:38.520 --> 06:19:40.520
Did I have to have standing R?

06:19:40.960 --> 06:19:46.840
So that are the problems that you had no reason to walk to the chickens. I said walk to the bar and you walk to the chickens.

06:19:47.560 --> 06:19:48.840
Oh, sorry coach.

06:19:48.840 --> 06:19:50.840
It's okay. Don't worry about it.

06:19:51.560 --> 06:19:54.960
I thought the team had a strategy that you wanted to go for dragon.

06:19:54.960 --> 06:19:57.680
The thing is you actually did get a very good ult though.

06:19:57.680 --> 06:20:02.000
Like the angle that you found for the ultimate wasn't extremely good.

06:20:02.000 --> 06:20:06.820
But it's just like what led you to getting that was bad so we don't want to replicate it

06:20:06.820 --> 06:20:10.180
You know what I mean? Yeah. All right, so now walk mid again

06:20:15.480 --> 06:20:17.480
I don't know where to go right now

06:20:17.480 --> 06:20:21.380
No, so you don't want to follow your vehicle because if you follow him you can't get anything

06:20:21.680 --> 06:20:27.900
So you're gonna want to walk mid and you're gonna want to go to the barring so type in team chat. No walk back

06:20:27.900 --> 06:20:29.900
You don't have any vision there

06:20:29.900 --> 06:20:35.020
Okay, you would you need to run I could name you should be with him right now. You got a walkman

06:20:36.700 --> 06:20:39.200
All right, move on the power walk back walk back walk back

06:20:54.900 --> 06:20:58.340
Why am I disappointed because I'm not listening

06:20:58.340 --> 06:21:06.380
Okay, but let me ask you a question because that's a good start, but why didn't you listen to me because I got horny for a kill

06:21:07.780 --> 06:21:13.100
Okay, that's good like listen what you're doing. It's good because you're understanding why you did what you did

06:21:13.180 --> 06:21:18.060
So now you just have to understand that if I see a kill opportunity, I'll tell you about it

06:21:18.060 --> 06:21:23.740
Right, but even I have a problem you have it's a problem that men that are destined for greatness

06:21:23.740 --> 06:21:28.060
this up where we don't listen to others because we want to learn for ourselves

06:21:28.060 --> 06:21:32.660
right yep yeah so I wanted to sit there and I wanted to pad yourself on the

06:21:32.660 --> 06:21:39.900
fucking back because that's you being destined for greatness 100% good now

06:21:39.900 --> 06:21:46.060
here we're gonna walk mid okay Kadeem let's walk miss yep Kadeem you got to

06:21:46.060 --> 06:21:52.660
be with him bro you need to be on him like peanut butter on jelly okay all

06:21:52.660 --> 06:21:59.040
No, you're not mid right now Jinxie. This isn't mid right now. You're in the job. You're Jinxie Jinxie

06:21:59.040 --> 06:22:03.400
Well, I love to go in and even go on cutting. Yeah, but let her die

06:22:08.280 --> 06:22:11.640
Well, I don't know I think you wanted to fight

06:22:11.640 --> 06:22:15.640
Okay, that's what we can't eyes-run any teammates.

06:22:15.640 --> 06:22:19.640
Okay, oh, I need you mid, I need you mid.

06:22:19.640 --> 06:22:27.640
Okay guys, guys, now the problem is that the game is falling apart because your team isn't listening.

06:22:27.640 --> 06:22:31.640
So Jinx, I want you to type it in the chat, type right now.

06:22:31.640 --> 06:22:35.640
Say, hey guys, how about we group mid?

06:22:35.640 --> 06:22:39.640
I don't think we've been running.

06:22:39.640 --> 06:22:42.640
Yeah, but it's fine. He needs to be passive aggressive.

06:22:43.640 --> 06:22:48.640
Okay, now you're going to type, wow, we could have done that five minutes earlier.

06:22:49.640 --> 06:22:51.640
What, is that nothing a little bit?

06:22:51.640 --> 06:22:55.640
No, Kedima, it's part of the League of Legends player learning experience.

06:22:58.640 --> 06:22:59.640
Okay.

06:22:59.640 --> 06:23:06.640
Okay, so now I wanted to walk mid and say, how about we Baron?

06:23:09.640 --> 06:23:14.080
I don't even want to do that.

06:23:14.080 --> 06:23:15.700
Yep, this is good.

06:23:15.700 --> 06:23:18.160
So now you communicated with your team.

06:23:18.160 --> 06:23:21.480
So now Jinxie, walk back, walk under your turrets.

06:23:21.480 --> 06:23:26.880
What I'm going to want you to do is I want you to press G, okay, hover over the minimap

06:23:26.880 --> 06:23:33.480
on top of the baron, left click, hold the left click, pull it down, and then let

06:23:33.480 --> 06:23:34.480
go.

06:23:34.480 --> 06:23:39.600
Okay, yes, good, but that's good.

06:23:39.600 --> 06:23:45.200
So in the future though, when you press, you want to hold the mouse button down and then

06:23:45.200 --> 06:23:46.700
pull it down so you ping.

06:23:46.700 --> 06:23:49.000
But now walk up with your team because they're already there.

06:23:49.000 --> 06:23:50.000
This is good.

06:23:50.000 --> 06:23:51.000
You have to now just walk up.

06:23:51.000 --> 06:23:52.000
They're dead.

06:23:52.000 --> 06:23:53.000
They're less.

06:23:53.000 --> 06:23:54.000
I'm taking second.

06:23:54.000 --> 06:23:55.000
Kadeem, why are you bot?

06:23:55.000 --> 06:23:56.000
Kadeem, come on Kadeem.

06:23:56.000 --> 06:23:57.000
No, I have more.

06:23:57.000 --> 06:23:58.000
I have more.

06:23:58.000 --> 06:23:59.000
Kadeem, Baron, Baron Kadeem.

06:23:59.000 --> 06:24:00.000
Okay guys, they're back up again.

06:24:00.000 --> 06:24:01.000
Yeah, you can't do Baron without.

06:24:01.000 --> 06:24:02.000
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.

06:24:02.000 --> 06:24:03.000
Just throw yourself out.

06:24:03.000 --> 06:24:04.000
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.

06:24:04.000 --> 06:24:05.000
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.

06:24:05.000 --> 06:24:06.000
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.

06:24:06.000 --> 06:24:07.000
Yeah, you can't do Baron without me.

06:24:37.000 --> 06:24:38.280
Walk mid, have them out!

06:24:41.640 --> 06:24:42.140
Okay.

06:24:43.140 --> 06:24:44.460
Okay, now go to the Baron!

06:24:44.460 --> 06:24:46.060
Wait, actually, no, yeah, keep walking mid.

06:24:46.060 --> 06:24:48.160
Walk mid, and then when your team is done,

06:24:48.160 --> 06:24:49.840
wait, you guys can end the game here.

06:24:49.840 --> 06:24:51.340
Jinx, you can end the game here.

06:24:51.840 --> 06:24:52.840
First win ever.

06:24:53.940 --> 06:24:54.440
Okay.

06:24:55.200 --> 06:24:55.700
Wait.

06:24:56.300 --> 06:24:58.640
Walk up, fight, fight, walk up, fight, fight!

06:25:00.060 --> 06:25:00.560
Okay.

06:25:00.740 --> 06:25:01.240
Okay.

06:25:01.900 --> 06:25:02.640
That's okay.

06:25:03.260 --> 06:25:05.140
Okay, we can't end the game anymore.

06:25:05.140 --> 06:25:06.340
We need to back up now.

06:25:07.000 --> 06:25:12.000
We gotta run Jinxie, but you don't wanna be medded.

06:25:12.000 --> 06:25:13.000
Get out!

06:25:13.000 --> 06:25:14.000
He's gonna fight that.

06:25:14.000 --> 06:25:17.000
No, no, no, no, no, we don't wanna fight him.

06:25:17.000 --> 06:25:18.000
Get out!

06:25:18.000 --> 06:25:19.000
Get out!

06:25:19.000 --> 06:25:20.000
Okay, Jinxie.

06:25:20.000 --> 06:25:21.000
Oh, fuck.

06:25:21.000 --> 06:25:25.280
Listen, Jinxie, try to help him.

06:25:25.280 --> 06:25:28.000
Use E to slow them to help Kadim escape.

06:25:28.000 --> 06:25:30.000
Okay, no run.

06:25:30.000 --> 06:25:31.000
No run.

06:25:31.000 --> 06:25:32.000
That's good.

06:25:32.000 --> 06:25:35.000
It's the thought that counts.

06:25:35.000 --> 06:25:36.000
Oh, god.

06:25:36.000 --> 06:25:42.640
Oh god, okay, walk up walk up. No, no, you okay your vehicles responding to

06:25:49.200 --> 06:25:54.480
Here because there's two different options you can either go for dragon or Baron and I don't know

06:25:57.360 --> 06:25:59.920
Dragon dragon is good here dragon is super good here

06:25:59.920 --> 06:26:06.920
Jynxie, we need you on the dragon, let's get it bro.

06:26:06.920 --> 06:26:09.920
Ok, now just play with him.

06:26:09.920 --> 06:26:17.920
Hold on to my dragon because it needs to be destroyed faster than we can open the

06:26:17.920 --> 06:26:18.920
problem.

06:26:18.920 --> 06:26:19.920
Yep, that's true.

06:26:19.920 --> 06:26:20.920
Jynxie, hold on.

06:26:20.920 --> 06:26:22.920
Be careful, the Jynx is so fine.

06:26:22.920 --> 06:26:23.920
Yep.

06:26:23.920 --> 06:26:24.920
So Jynxie, now just walk back.

06:26:24.920 --> 06:26:26.920
Make sure your team are your bodyguards.

06:26:26.920 --> 06:26:28.920
Oh

06:26:32.120 --> 06:26:34.120
We got it

06:26:47.200 --> 06:26:49.980
Can I get a kill you fucking kill

06:26:53.960 --> 06:26:56.280
Okay, now recall you can get infinity edge

06:26:56.920 --> 06:27:01.620
That's gonna be you out in the stream of the archaic misfortune.

06:27:01.620 --> 06:27:02.900
How do we end this game though?

06:27:02.900 --> 06:27:03.900
Fuck!

06:27:03.900 --> 06:27:04.900
Okay.

06:27:04.900 --> 06:27:05.900
The way that you end it-

06:27:05.900 --> 06:27:11.180
The only thing is when the battle hits the message, so you gotta actually hit the message.

06:27:11.180 --> 06:27:12.180
Exactly.

06:27:12.180 --> 06:27:15.180
So what we're gonna do is you're gonna want to take the Baron.

06:27:15.180 --> 06:27:16.180
Okay?

06:27:16.180 --> 06:27:17.180
The purple shell.

06:27:17.180 --> 06:27:18.180
Yep.

06:27:18.180 --> 06:27:19.180
Good!

06:27:19.180 --> 06:27:20.180
Okay, you're running out of communications.

06:27:20.180 --> 06:27:21.180
Okay.

06:27:21.180 --> 06:27:22.180
So now it's fine.

06:27:22.180 --> 06:27:24.180
Okay, you're learning how to communicate.

06:27:24.180 --> 06:27:26.680
Okay, so now it's fine.

06:27:26.680 --> 06:27:28.680
No, don't hit it, don't hit it.

06:27:28.680 --> 06:27:30.680
You're gonna have to wait.

06:27:30.680 --> 06:27:33.680
Okay, so, Changsie, in the future, when you're waiting for your team,

06:27:33.680 --> 06:27:37.680
you wanna fund the mid-lane waves so that you can push it out

06:27:37.680 --> 06:27:39.680
so you apply pressure.

06:27:39.680 --> 06:27:41.680
Can you see what I'm getting at?

06:27:41.680 --> 06:27:43.180
Okay, this is good.

06:27:43.180 --> 06:27:44.680
Now, start doing the Baron.

06:27:44.680 --> 06:27:45.680
No, okay, not now.

06:27:45.680 --> 06:27:47.680
Because now your team wants to go for the Baron.

06:27:47.680 --> 06:27:48.680
So do it.

06:27:48.680 --> 06:27:50.680
Kadim, we need you on Baron, bro. You should not be ball right now.

06:27:50.680 --> 06:28:02.160
being baron cadine well right here I'm coming do I need heels okay guys can they

06:28:02.160 --> 06:28:06.600
go in a lot Jesus Christ just walk mid walk mid just walk mid walk mid walk

06:28:06.600 --> 06:28:11.760
mid yeah and now you can auto attack the minions if there are any and then

06:28:11.760 --> 06:28:16.520
afterwards you walk the bar he's not want to die this is a DC it's walk

06:28:16.520 --> 06:28:20.560
Walk mid, walk baron, walk mid, walk baron, but your team isn't doing shit.

06:28:20.560 --> 06:28:21.560
Just start it.

06:28:21.560 --> 06:28:22.560
Just start it.

06:28:22.560 --> 06:28:23.560
Just start it.

06:28:23.560 --> 06:28:25.560
If you're going to down it, it's your fucking team's fault.

06:28:25.560 --> 06:28:27.560
No, but now you're going to have to auto-loop.

06:28:27.560 --> 06:28:28.560
Okay.

06:28:28.560 --> 06:28:29.560
Fight.

06:28:29.560 --> 06:28:30.560
Now fight, fight, fight.

06:28:30.560 --> 06:28:31.560
The panty on, the panty on.

06:28:31.560 --> 06:28:32.560
Okay, we got a run.

06:28:32.560 --> 06:28:33.560
Alright, let's be a slowdown.

06:28:33.560 --> 06:28:46.480
Okay, next time you use your E, try to do it when you're hovering.

06:28:46.480 --> 06:28:52.480
on top of them okay okay why is this bitch not a fucking shooting shoot bitch

06:28:54.800 --> 06:28:57.680
not jimmy why does she think i'm clicking fucking shoot bitch

06:28:58.480 --> 06:29:03.840
probably because he's gonna build crate what could he need to build crate item she shoots more faster

06:29:03.840 --> 06:29:04.560
okay okay

06:29:08.080 --> 06:29:15.280
don't guess what now dude okay so now the problem is that you're in a weird spot okay and this is

06:29:15.280 --> 06:29:20.280
This is the issue with the ADC role, it's cause you're in this fight where you can't just walk up and fuck shit up, right?

06:29:20.280 --> 06:29:22.280
And it pisses you off, doesn't it?

06:29:23.280 --> 06:29:25.280
Yeah bro, I wanna get in people's faces.

06:29:26.280 --> 06:29:31.280
But you can't as an ADC, it's legit just sit in there and fucking bullshit POV dude.

06:29:31.280 --> 06:29:35.280
Because if your team doesn't do shit for you, can't do anything.

06:29:35.280 --> 06:29:40.280
So right now the only thing you can do is walk mid, go on mid, and then just see if your team goes for the bar.

06:29:40.280 --> 06:29:41.280
Mid, mid, mid, get in.

06:29:41.280 --> 06:29:46.280
Yeah, Kadeem you gotta stop split pushing.

06:29:46.280 --> 06:29:48.280
Kadeem I need you mid baby.

06:29:48.280 --> 06:29:50.280
I'm gonna play Kadeem.

06:29:50.280 --> 06:29:51.280
Kadeem I need you mid baby.

06:29:51.280 --> 06:29:57.280
Yeah but they're the support you should be playing for CS.

06:29:57.280 --> 06:30:06.280
Alright, you know auto tag this minion wave and then wait for your team to see what they do.

06:30:06.280 --> 06:30:09.160
This is good. I like how it's looking so far

06:30:13.560 --> 06:30:17.800
Okay, so now this is what we're gonna need to do we're gonna need to start

06:30:19.520 --> 06:30:21.520
Jinxie jinxie

06:30:22.240 --> 06:30:24.240
For the fight and start manifesting

06:30:24.520 --> 06:30:26.520
Manifest your team is human

06:30:27.840 --> 06:30:33.800
All right, this is gonna be a fight of a lifetime security. Oh, you two months of iron once a burn

06:30:33.800 --> 06:30:46.800
Okay, Jynx, it looks like your bagels are lying assholes, so you need to walk mid.

06:30:46.800 --> 06:30:47.800
Oh my god!

06:30:47.800 --> 06:30:48.800
What's happening?

06:30:48.800 --> 06:30:49.800
You're saying you're going to the spot?

06:30:49.800 --> 06:30:50.800
Yeah, because of Ramazan, you need to be at base up on your T-dust.

06:30:50.800 --> 06:30:51.800
They're not doing anything.

06:30:51.800 --> 06:30:52.800
Oh my god!

06:30:52.800 --> 06:30:53.800
Well, you can't do this.

06:30:53.800 --> 06:30:57.800
You need to be out of base on what your team does, they're not doing anything.

06:30:57.800 --> 06:31:00.800
I got it!

06:31:00.800 --> 06:31:02.800
Well, you got to do it.

06:31:06.800 --> 06:31:08.800
This is good though.

06:31:08.800 --> 06:31:10.800
Wait, Jaycee.

06:31:10.800 --> 06:31:12.800
I think you just won the game.

06:31:12.800 --> 06:31:15.800
They just got a quadric here. How's that good?

06:31:16.800 --> 06:31:18.800
Because it's your teammate.

06:31:18.800 --> 06:31:20.800
Oh.

06:31:20.800 --> 06:31:34.000
yo can you yeah I was afraid for healing I'm gonna do damage as well I think

06:31:34.000 --> 06:31:38.160
what we might have to do though is jinxi if you really like the 80s you

06:31:38.160 --> 06:31:40.160
You might have to play ash

06:31:56.160 --> 06:31:58.160
Wait, where should we go

06:31:58.800 --> 06:32:05.280
So now listen what you have to do is you literally can only do what your vehicle allows you to

06:32:05.280 --> 06:32:11.780
So you need to just sit on top of Khadim mid. Your Vega wants Baron, he's pinging it, so you need to walk to the Baron.

06:32:11.780 --> 06:32:17.780
Because if you walk bot or top without your team, you're gonna get killed by everyone. Do you see what I mean?

06:32:17.780 --> 06:32:19.280
Yeah, Khadim looks good there.

06:32:19.280 --> 06:32:22.780
So it feels like you're not doing anything, but it's because your team's not doing anything.

06:32:22.780 --> 06:32:25.780
Because you're just gonna die if you try to do anything.

06:32:25.780 --> 06:32:31.780
Okay, so now, what's that? No, no, don't do the Baron. Because the enemy team is walking up.

06:32:31.780 --> 06:32:39.620
look look you see what your piece of shit you're gonna have to sit there and

06:32:39.620 --> 06:32:44.740
you're gonna have to pay for this fight so okay so just walk up but don't walk up

06:32:44.740 --> 06:32:49.140
too far always make sure you just launch you go into their teeth

06:32:49.140 --> 06:32:54.580
Maybe oh, no, oh, it's working though. It's working. Okay, so now just walk up an auto attack

06:33:02.340 --> 06:33:05.700
Okay, yeah, okay, just press you on them you on them and then

06:33:07.340 --> 06:33:15.480
Okay, this is good. No auto attack. This is insane. This is insane. Okay, walk up. Okay now now you're gonna have to walk back

06:33:19.140 --> 06:33:25.460
Okay, so now walk to the dragon. You're about to get the biggest surprise. Oh, we walk to this dragon

06:33:26.660 --> 06:33:34.740
Yo, bro, we have walked to this dragon 30 fucking times, bro. I'm about to literally shut off my pc this game is gonna be three hours long

06:33:37.540 --> 06:33:46.820
Kill the dragon! I'm done! Kill him! Kill the dragon! Wait, Jinxie, this is gonna be your first ever pattern

06:33:46.820 --> 06:33:53.820
I know Khadim is dead. Khadim do not walk up, if you walk up you're gonna die.

06:33:53.820 --> 06:33:58.820
Yeah, don't worry about it, as far as you get there.

06:33:58.820 --> 06:34:03.820
Okay, go ahead, go ahead. I'm about to come to the closet in a few minutes.

06:34:03.820 --> 06:34:13.820
Okay, so, okay, Jacy, when you walk to this dragon, you're gonna see the special dragon that spawns after once he kills four.

06:34:13.820 --> 06:34:15.820
Fuck off, fuck off.

06:34:15.820 --> 06:34:17.820
Wait, auto-tiger?

06:34:17.820 --> 06:34:19.820
Walk away, walk away.

06:34:19.820 --> 06:34:21.820
This is fucking up, this is fucking up.

06:34:21.820 --> 06:34:23.820
Wait, I didn't even want it.

06:34:23.820 --> 06:34:25.820
Why did he- why did he get out of here?

06:34:25.820 --> 06:34:27.820
Fuck!

06:34:27.820 --> 06:34:29.820
Fucking dumb bitch!

06:34:29.820 --> 06:34:31.820
God damn it.

06:34:31.820 --> 06:34:35.820
Okay, man, can you mouse over to the screen? Let's see what's happening.

06:34:35.820 --> 06:34:37.820
Jinxy, mouse over what's happening.

06:34:37.820 --> 06:34:38.820
So, but what's happening?

06:34:43.820 --> 06:34:45.820
Bro, I didn't even know level 20 was a good thing.

06:34:54.820 --> 06:34:56.820
Oh my god, the game's gonna be three hours long.

06:34:57.820 --> 06:35:00.820
Uh, I'm gonna say something really fucked up.

06:35:00.820 --> 06:35:02.820
You guys might actually lose the game now.

06:35:02.820 --> 06:35:17.820
How much CS do I have?

06:35:17.820 --> 06:35:18.820
How much skill?

06:35:18.820 --> 06:35:20.820
You have a lot of skill.

06:35:20.820 --> 06:35:26.820
I think the problem is that you're getting coached for a while.

06:35:26.820 --> 06:35:28.820
What are you saying?

06:35:28.820 --> 06:35:30.820
I'm the problem?

06:35:30.820 --> 06:35:36.820
No, I'm saying that you're getting close on dream, so they are learned to be a close guy.

06:35:36.820 --> 06:35:45.820
True, true. Okay, so listen, Jinxie, the enemy team just got a buff because they got someone helping out those guys, okay?

06:35:45.820 --> 06:35:51.820
And what the buff does is it makes it so that if you go below 30% HP, you instantly die.

06:35:51.820 --> 06:35:53.820
Alright.

06:35:53.820 --> 06:35:57.820
Uh, wait, can you just press tap for a second? I want to see someone.

06:35:57.820 --> 06:35:59.820
Okay

06:36:04.060 --> 06:36:08.340
I'm just not sure about the storm search to rock it, but it's okay. Let's walk them in now

06:36:10.780 --> 06:36:14.560
Okay, so everyone is gonna have to walk mid right now, okay

06:36:18.940 --> 06:36:24.480
Well, the problem is that they're gonna fight anyways and now they fight without everyone so now you guys are gonna lose

06:36:27.820 --> 06:36:30.080
You walk back, then you walk back it's fucked.

06:36:32.520 --> 06:36:35.020
I mean, that was kind of the jungle dip, wasn't it?

06:36:40.220 --> 06:36:43.120
I'm proud of the L, but I can't see F1.

06:36:47.920 --> 06:36:49.520
You're gonna have to walk back here, bro.

06:36:49.520 --> 06:36:51.420
If you keep talking after you're gonna die.

06:36:55.020 --> 06:36:57.320
So auto-attack all the minions hidden in your base.

06:36:57.320 --> 06:36:59.320
They're gonna end the game if you don't.

06:37:01.320 --> 06:37:04.320
Ah, it's not those ones. You can't do anything about these ones.

06:37:04.320 --> 06:37:07.320
You just see a hope to God that the entity doesn't understand.

06:37:07.320 --> 06:37:11.320
You have to kill all these ones. You need to defend this turret with your relight.

06:37:11.320 --> 06:37:13.320
Because if this dies, your Nexus does too.

06:37:16.320 --> 06:37:18.320
Yeah, I think that's the...

06:37:18.320 --> 06:37:32.000
Yeah, that's what I'm doing with this, I think we are in the wrong place.

06:37:32.000 --> 06:37:47.040
But like, um, I played there, played support, right?

06:37:47.040 --> 06:38:01.080
I'm gonna be completely honest it genuinely was your jungler's fault bro, but I had much

06:38:01.080 --> 06:38:06.920
I couldn't heal everybody. I tried how much CS did I have is there a way to see I see

06:38:06.920 --> 06:38:09.220
Look at my healing, it's ridiculous.

06:38:09.220 --> 06:38:10.220
Yeah.

06:38:10.220 --> 06:38:16.620
So, Jynxy, you had about two CS per minute that game.

06:38:16.620 --> 06:38:20.660
But he wasn't actually CS'ing the bottom lane, he was everywhere on the map, that's why.

06:38:20.660 --> 06:38:26.740
Yeah, exactly, because the problem is that when you're supposed to be farming mid,

06:38:26.740 --> 06:38:30.740
your team is just griefing you on every play, so just fuck up everything.

06:38:30.740 --> 06:38:34.340
So it was our team's fault?

06:38:34.340 --> 06:38:39.340
So it's better if you, I think it's better if you,

06:38:39.820 --> 06:38:41.980
if you solo kill a lot,

06:38:41.980 --> 06:38:44.100
because I'm everybody's soloist to everybody in there.

06:38:44.100 --> 06:38:45.940
Since I solo killed a lot, it was like,

06:38:45.940 --> 06:38:49.740
oh, I got better at the long.

06:38:49.740 --> 06:38:50.580
Yeah.

06:38:52.460 --> 06:38:54.740
Kadeem, how long did it take for you to...

06:38:58.500 --> 06:39:01.180
How long did it take me to get out of I and four?

06:39:01.180 --> 06:39:04.180
Yes, how long did it take you to get to bronze, Kadeem?

06:39:04.340 --> 06:39:20.180
Um, I mean, I mean, I had to lose a whole lot of games, actually, but how long did you

06:39:20.180 --> 06:39:26.620
have to play to get, um, could he, how long did you play to get, um, bronze for the first

06:39:26.620 --> 06:39:27.620
time?

06:39:27.620 --> 06:39:37.620
I believe for like, maybe like two years and I was not pentakilling yourself.

06:39:37.620 --> 06:39:38.620
Okay.

06:39:38.620 --> 06:39:43.620
But I'm not using my full energy.

06:39:43.620 --> 06:39:45.620
What did you mean?

06:39:45.620 --> 06:39:48.620
Yeah, I'm doing it on purpose though.

06:39:48.620 --> 06:39:50.620
What did you mean?

06:39:50.620 --> 06:39:51.620
What did you mean?

06:39:51.620 --> 06:39:52.620
What did you mean?

06:39:52.620 --> 06:39:53.620
Not full energy.

06:39:53.620 --> 06:39:54.620
What did you mean, Kadeem?

06:39:54.620 --> 06:40:01.180
which means that I'm hiding I'm hiding power level the main sense as a black

06:40:01.180 --> 06:40:08.580
person we hide our power level okay okay so Karim yes if you actually want to do

06:40:08.580 --> 06:40:12.140
what rank could you hit and leave if you actually did a full power

06:40:12.140 --> 06:40:20.020
try bronze one at full power but probably bronze one because everyone

06:40:20.020 --> 06:40:25.540
those are cracked and then everyone just so good at the game bro look bro kidding

06:40:25.540 --> 06:40:31.100
that game is nobody else's fault for my own kidding I had to see us a minute as

06:40:31.100 --> 06:40:39.140
ADC brown should I just hang it the fuck up could even I well you're you wasn't

06:40:39.140 --> 06:40:45.780
playing all ADC use all over the map true true so like it was kind of happy

06:40:45.780 --> 06:40:52.420
pay ADC and also like I guess farming is actually comes a lot with ADC you have to farm a whole lot

06:40:52.420 --> 06:40:58.820
bro but kidding the thing is like um I'd like you down though we were up 20 kills and we still

06:40:58.820 --> 06:41:08.340
lost bro. Well look at the damage you see their damage? Who thought that's what? Thought that's

06:41:08.340 --> 06:41:10.140
What's going on over there, dude?

06:41:10.140 --> 06:41:11.140
What?

06:41:11.140 --> 06:41:17.820
Dude, okay, look, I want to be on, guys, listen, listen, what we're going to have to do is we're

06:41:17.820 --> 06:41:20.660
going to have to reassess and recalibrate.

06:41:20.660 --> 06:41:22.100
That's what's going on right now.

06:41:22.100 --> 06:41:26.460
So Jinxie, you tried a game of ADC, you won lane and you lost.

06:41:26.460 --> 06:41:28.580
How do you feel about that?

06:41:28.580 --> 06:41:30.260
What do you mean I won lane?

06:41:30.260 --> 06:41:34.580
Well, you were dropping three kills, you were dropping dick on their face, but you

06:41:34.580 --> 06:41:36.020
still ended up losing.

06:41:36.020 --> 06:41:37.320
How do you feel about that?

06:41:39.320 --> 06:41:40.820
I feel like a piece of shit, bro.

06:41:40.820 --> 06:41:42.720
I feel like a piece of shit, dude.

06:41:42.720 --> 06:41:43.320
I don't know.

06:41:43.520 --> 06:41:44.120
Cause look at that.

06:41:44.120 --> 06:41:46.220
So what happened?

06:41:46.220 --> 06:41:47.520
We were going to dragon

06:41:47.520 --> 06:41:51.220
and then we weren't and we're going to build a fighting items.

06:41:51.320 --> 06:41:53.220
When you scratch, but there's no crit.

06:41:53.820 --> 06:41:54.720
Have you got a good crit?

06:41:54.720 --> 06:41:56.320
You know, what I'm create.

06:41:58.020 --> 06:41:58.420
Could he?

06:41:58.420 --> 06:42:00.720
Well, there's a little bit of a turn or.

06:42:01.720 --> 06:42:05.420
So if any ad like, but they, they built.

06:42:05.420 --> 06:42:12.140
All right, to get good at CS, you don't have to actually count the CS.

06:42:12.140 --> 06:42:13.740
Wait, I'll give you the first thing, it's for Jinx.

06:42:13.740 --> 06:42:16.300
You can just build like, create items to CS.

06:42:16.300 --> 06:42:17.660
Wait, give it a second one.

06:42:17.660 --> 06:42:19.820
Jinx, can you press the settings cog wheel?

06:42:20.620 --> 06:42:20.860
Yeah.

06:42:21.500 --> 06:42:23.980
Yeah, and then afterwards you're going to go to notifications.

06:42:23.980 --> 06:42:25.020
Yeah, there you go, perfect.

06:42:25.020 --> 06:42:26.540
All right, now it can even continue.

06:42:26.540 --> 06:42:26.860
You're good.

06:42:27.900 --> 06:42:30.380
Okay, so you build a lot of fighting items, which is correct.

06:42:30.380 --> 06:42:37.380
But you also need a little bit of crit to do more damage to the minions to push away faster.

06:42:37.380 --> 06:42:41.380
Wait, but Kadeem, I don't even know what crit is, Kadeem. I don't know what crit is.

06:42:41.380 --> 06:42:52.380
Okay, so crit allows you to move faster and give you more mobility to move faster and hit more farming items.

06:42:52.380 --> 06:42:56.380
Okay, so kind of. Okay, so Jenxie, Alex, what are you trying to say?

06:42:56.380 --> 06:42:58.820
So crit is critical strike.

06:42:58.820 --> 06:43:01.980
So normally your auto attack is going to do 100 damage.

06:43:01.980 --> 06:43:04.260
If you buy crit, it does 200.

06:43:04.260 --> 06:43:06.540
Now the thing is that there are some crit items

06:43:06.540 --> 06:43:08.020
that give you movement speed,

06:43:08.020 --> 06:43:10.020
which allow you to walk faster.

06:43:10.020 --> 06:43:11.940
So that's kind of what he's talking about.

06:43:11.940 --> 06:43:14.340
But that game, it wasn't because you're billed

06:43:14.340 --> 06:43:16.180
that the issue happened.

06:43:16.180 --> 06:43:17.980
The reason why you guys lost

06:43:17.980 --> 06:43:20.300
is because you got to a point

06:43:20.300 --> 06:43:22.060
where you were pushed in their base

06:43:22.060 --> 06:43:24.580
and the only thing you can really do at that point

06:43:24.580 --> 06:43:26.720
is you can either take Baron, right?

06:43:26.720 --> 06:43:28.720
Or you can end the game off of a fight.

06:43:28.720 --> 06:43:31.640
But the problem is that you guys were never actually

06:43:31.640 --> 06:43:34.920
grouped for fights because either Soraka or Lux

06:43:34.920 --> 06:43:36.280
would be split pushing.

06:43:36.280 --> 06:43:38.140
And also every time you'd go for Baron,

06:43:38.140 --> 06:43:39.640
Diego would be jerking off.

06:43:39.640 --> 06:43:41.160
So it ends up happening.

06:43:41.160 --> 06:43:42.800
And you're gonna notice this a lot

06:43:42.800 --> 06:43:47.600
is if you keep playing lane and especially ADC and iron,

06:43:47.600 --> 06:43:52.040
your games will literally be one hour slug fest

06:43:52.040 --> 06:43:55.120
where it's like, you don't know what the fuck is going on.

06:43:55.120 --> 06:43:58.240
You're completely just in awe about everything

06:43:58.240 --> 06:43:59.960
and you're just praying for the moment

06:43:59.960 --> 06:44:01.840
where the game finally ends.

06:44:01.840 --> 06:44:03.600
Okay, okay, okay.

06:44:03.600 --> 06:44:04.440
I got it.

06:44:04.440 --> 06:44:06.160
Look, I'm gonna call it on day three there,

06:44:06.160 --> 06:44:08.320
but I'll be back with day four tomorrow.

06:44:08.320 --> 06:44:10.940
I need like, my hand's gonna explode

06:44:10.940 --> 06:44:12.160
from the information bro.

06:44:12.160 --> 06:44:13.760
All my head's gonna pop.

06:44:13.760 --> 06:44:15.480
Kadeem, thank you for training bro.

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Yeah, a lot of training.

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Yes, Kadeem, I'm gonna keep training bro

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and I'm gonna won't do any stupid.

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Kadeem, love you bro.

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Dante has love you bro.

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Have a good night guys.

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All right.

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Yeah, I'll see you guys.

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It's gonna pop.

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All right, chat.

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Let's raid.

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Guys, let's raid.

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Okay.

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Everybody go follow.

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I'm streaming right now.

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Everybody go follow.

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I'm streaming chat.

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I'm going to get off though.

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That was a long stream,

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but I'm not quitting league.

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I'm going to get better on day four tomorrow.

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I don't know if I like ADC though,

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but yeah, I think I like jungle the best so far.

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But I'm going to see y'all bro.

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I'll be all boys, man.

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Everybody go Raid Kadeem right now.

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I'm gonna watch this.

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Everybody go Raid Kadeem.

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True, I don't think he's actually an iron player.

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With that, with that intense training,

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I feel like he's actually a higher elo player.

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I could be wrong.

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Really?

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But...

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Thanks, Kadeem.

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Oh, thanks for the raid.

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Chad, I raided him.

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Wait, Chad, everybody follow him.

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Chad, everybody follow Cadine, right?

06:45:28.120 --> 06:45:30.120
Yeah.

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Everybody follow Cadine now.

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This guy's waiting.

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Wait, what?

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Wait, what did he say?

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Chad, everybody follow Cadine.

06:45:50.120 --> 06:45:55.120
Okay, you're trying to let me want a God.

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Interesting.

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Kadeem, I want to go in.

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You might have to go in though.

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I want to aim for it.

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I tried to get for it at least.

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I mean, I guess he wants to test his statistics.

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So I guess we should be training as well, right?

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Yes, Kadeem. You should train for the game.

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Chad, I'm gifting him too. Guys, go rate him. Go rate him.

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I'm gifting him now.

06:46:30.120 --> 06:46:33.120
Well, what the heck? There's a lot of people.

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Chad, go follow him.

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Okay, there we go. I believe that I gifted him now.

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Wait, what happened? Thanks for your subs.

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Is this really happening?

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Chat go keep reading him keep following him. All right now. Let me uh, take up on notifications for now

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Because I don't need to be at the yo better

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Well, I'm not surprised he wants a one one me though. I think he's actually good with

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the game.

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Kadeem thinks I'm good. All right, chat. Love Kadeem, bro. Everybody go follow him.

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Go show him love. Chama, get off, bro.

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Thanks.

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All right, chat. I'm gonna get off. W. Kadeem. Chat. Remember, God first, God

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bless. Oh, and in case I don't see you.