you
Short fuse to today, high fives, just letting you fuckin' know.
It's the BAD PORTS song!
So you're ruining a good song you ruin a good song have us
It's not only this is back for the chat. It's this is back for the kid Kylie, bro
You ruin a good song high-fives. You ruin a fucking good song. It's a good song, bro. You ruin it
High-fives fix it no no fix it high-fives fix it
High-fives fix it
10 seconds!
IT'S THE SHIT I'M SHIT!
Hi-Bice!
I'm not kidding!
This kid is annoying!
FIX THE STORE!
Hi-Bice!
I can fix the...
I could fix that. I could take it to such out of my bestie
You're gonna die!
In GTA!
I'm gonna shoot your gunner guys!
In GTA!
You're gonna die!
Like in GTA!
High five!
Popo!
Alright Chad, before Levy jumps in here
Guys I won a game this morning. I'm good at chess, bro. I don't know what to say like I'm good
I'm good at chess, bro. I'm fucking good at motherfucking fucking chess. I'm good at chess, bro
I'm good at chess. Hi guys. What do you want? What do you want? Have us. What do you want?
Play the new siege event. I will I will I will I will I will
Chat I will I'm gonna play the new siege event. I'm gonna do the new packs
Don't, don't you give up? Nah, nah, nah. I will give up. Nah, nah, nah.
All I'm saying, bro, is I might have a professional career in chess. Why is my camera fuzzy?
Now let me make myself clear. If you got a rouse from that, you need God.
If you got a rouse from that, you need to go to church, buddy.
I've never seen that flag in my life before, actually.
I've never seen that flag.
Paraguay.
What?
That is not Thailand flag.
Thailand's flag is different, I thought.
Chad, you know, maybe we should listen to like one song while we're in a chess game.
I feel like I'm going to play better if I'm listening to music.
Chad, look at my elo.
What?
I feel like I'm going to play better if I'm listening to music.
Chat, look at my elo.
We have to win this game before Levy coaches us.
We have to win.
This guy's a noob.
Nope.
This guy's a noob.
If you're doing that play, you're a noob.
That is a noob-ass play.
You have no game.
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I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya, bros
Alright, this guy's pissed at me off because of how long he's taking
Yo bro, we're developing, it's just like that
You should not spend two minutes developing
Is this guy getting a blowjob or something while he's playing?
I mean, I'm trying to not rage
You've done three moves in two minutes
What the fuck?
WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING?!
You paused at the best part, sorry.
you
Am I not checkmated?
Wait, what happened?
What the fuck just happened?
I thought I could take the bishop.
I'm fucking checkmated.
We have to re-enter flow state.
We have to re-enter flow state to make sure that we don't get checkmated here.
No way, I'll chill, get in commas
Like my dad, I'm a grinder
She don't want me locked up
Mama, I'm gon' wash up
With my rizzy lock up
All my diamonds rocked up
I don't wanna sign up
Mama love me so I can do no wrong
Mama in the truck
It's got checkmated up 16 material.
Well, it looks like we're ready for coaching.
I just got checkmated up 16 material.
Looks like we're ready for a coaching session.
All right, chat, you know, all we can do is just hope to God that Levy wasn't watching
that game.
The only thing we can do is just pray to God Levy was not watching that game.
That is literally the only thing we can do.
The only thing we can do, chat, is literally pray to God that he was not watching that game, y'all.
That is the only thing we can do.
16 material to get checked made in it.
Call them, Levy, right now.
330, right on time.
Mama love me so I can't do normal.
Hey, Levy, how's it going?
What's up, man?
How are you?
Levy, per chance, were you maybe watching the last game
I just played?
Yeah.
Bro, what could I have done? I didn't see a way out of checkmate there. I didn't see it.
Dude, first of all, I just want to say, if you see any clip farming going on that I'm sad that we didn't collab, I would like you to ignore it, because the internet is crazy, brother.
Yeah, bro, yes. Don't worry about it, Levy. Don't worry about it. Bro.
Wait, I'm sorry, I was just like, I was so annoyed, man. And then I was like, dude, you announced this crazy ass turn. I saw the field, it was stacked.
was stacked and I now I want to play league. Bro you have to play league. Have you ever played league?
Never dude. But love you're an intellectual man you would be good at league bro.
Is that, does that track, does that correlate? No I mean in reality most of the people that are
good at league kind of just hate their life and play like for 20,000 hours to be honest.
But I can qualify for hating my life I'm more than happy to spend the time I spent on chess.
Oh, yeah, you play chess.
You probably already do hate your life, right, Levy?
Exactly.
Yeah, chess.
Yeah, OK, that all checks out.
Now, Levy, before we even jump into anything,
how can I have a voided checkmate here?
Because I actually just didn't see it.
I was looking at it.
I'm going to, OK, so I'm going to,
I'll boot up a classroom, and I'll load in your games.
Can you tell me the games you wanted to look at yesterday?
Well, Levy, yeah.
OK, so if you look at my last five games, three of them,
I had a thousand plus ratings from chess.com,
which I've never had.
I was playing so good.
They were all on stream too.
Like I was doing cool stuff.
Like I was blocking stuff with nights.
I was setting up plays,
but my cousin explained it really well.
He's like, I'm like a bowl in a china shop right now.
Like I have good ideas,
but I'm very explosive and I ended up breaking
all the plans.
This is a very wise cousin.
Yes.
He's like set up a bowl in a china shop.
You have, I invited you.
Do you see the invites of the classroom?
No, no, no, let me see it.
I just cleared out some.
Let me see if I get it now.
Maybe try another one.
Bro, Levy, I switched to your guy, by the way.
I have the AI Levy in here.
Does he help?
He sounds like me, right?
He does sound like you,
but he says things you don't say.
Like he says weird stuff sometimes.
That is true.
All right, I just send the invite.
I'm not getting it.
Let me try to refresh my page.
Maybe I'll work.
No.
What the heck?
Why am I not getting it?
Dude, tell my viewers are good, Levy.
Like, some of them watch me when I'm playing off-stream
and they'll send me challenges and they're like 1,600 below.
This guy's 1,500 below.
OK, try this.
I just sent it to you on Discord.
Oh, beautiful.
That should work easily.
Yep, I'm in here, Levy.
OK, and I hid it from everybody else.
All right.
Yeah, I'm going to show you how to stop that one.
And also, I think what I'm realizing
is you have a small blind spot with your opponent's queen.
I've seen you play a few games.
And it's like, so what you're struggling with right now,
maybe the same in League, by the way,
you have to pay attention to so much stuff on the board
at the same time.
Exactly.
You're not, your brain can't keep track
of every single thing.
So first, I'll show you the game that you just played.
I'm going to load up a couple of games.
How did we do this last time?
Okay, like this.
Yeah, bro, it's really overwhelming, Levy.
It's very overwhelming.
Chess is overwhelming as hell, dude.
But have you enjoyed climbing to 3, 400?
The last week of chess was the most fun
I've ever had on chess.
It was the best I've played
and I hit 400 elo legitimately for the first time ever.
Because you remember, I was at like 200 elo.
I was at like 160, if you remember.
The first time I covered your game,
you were like 115th.
Yes, I literally went up 300 below in like a month probably I would say so I'm pretty proud of myself. And I love you
I played every day on chess.com. I can actually tell you how many of a streak I'm at I'm at
40 something days, I think 45 days, I think 45 days. That's insane. Yeah, that is crazy. That is
That's really impressive. Yeah, I was checking in because I know like once I saw you were playing league
I was like, I know that can be really addicting.
Let's see if the chess sticks.
And yeah, every day you were playing like at least a couple of games, which is it's like reading the newspaper for me.
Like I really like to wake up in the morning and play a couple of games of chess.
And I noticed if I play two or three games at full capability, I play better than playing 10 games and just tilting all my material away.
Yep. And a game of League can take like an hour.
So yeah, exactly.
Doing that when you first wake up.
It's also easy to play it on your phone chess.
Yes.
Really easy.
Comparison league.
You see the screen?
Oh, yeah, I do.
I feel like if I better on PC, though, that'd be.
Because on phone, it doesn't show you all the routes and stuff.
I like seeing the routes.
I don't think for you, it would matter, though,
because you just know it all.
That might actually, that might just be a setting.
But maybe you're right.
But yeah, yeah.
Like on the computer, you have some settings
that are different, for sure.
Okay, let's first look at, so what's funny is as I was covering this game, I predicted this whole sequence.
So you got here. So what's, what is white's threat?
Checkmate.
Yeah, check, check with the queen.
Yep.
So on what square is he trying to capture with the queen?
Oh my God.
Oh my god. Now you see it? All I had to do was push my phone up. Oh my god.
Push it. Like play it, play it, play them. Oh, hold on. I'm gonna make you a...
Oh, Levy. My brain exploded, Levy. Oh my god. Because now I'm seeing it.
Oh, that's... But let me show you something even cooler. So yes, G6, but dude, hold on.
Hold on. It's not so simple. Let's say with white, I go here now.
Now you're threatening, let me see, what you're threatening.
You're threatening.
I'll tell you what I'm threatening. I'm threatening to go Queen here and swarm you with the Queen and the Bishop. You see the arrows?
Oh my God, yeah. Wow.
So, so this is a checkmate pattern when somebody castles and you was you attack them with the Bishop and the Queen like this on the colors, the dark squares, they can't escape.
So even though Black is up two rooks, you are still, it's a little dangerous here for you.
But you have a really clean move here.
You have a check with Black that forces a queen trade. Do you see it?
Yep.
Queen to here.
Can he see my arrow?
Yeah, you can also play it. You control the board now.
And normally this would be a bad move because
I lose material, but it evades the threat, it evades the threat.
Exactly, and now the game is finished.
And a couple moves previously, when I predicted the sequence, so here.
You took the bishop, he went here and I was like you're going to take both his rooks because who wouldn't right?
Yeah.
take his rook what should you take with your night first I don't even know what I
I don't think I can't take anything with my oh my god oh my god bro I need to pay
attention I did not see that so the thing is it's so easy to just go forward
like I'm gonna take and you're completely destroying him you played an
incredible I'm gonna show you a movie you played in this game that was I said
before you played I said it's a 1200 move I'm not expecting you to play it and
you played it so you are you know you're you literally can play really really
good moves now it's about filling in the little gaps and not like missing your
chances so here you just take his bishop because if you don't you're like
wait a minute he's coming to checkmate me yeah and so so the move you played
it that was like a 1200 move was this in this position I was like his king is
here and your best move is pawn to c5 and you played it. Can you explain this move to me?
Yeah so um what helps me a lot with chess is I watch my cousin play and he's at around like
2000 elo and they win almost all their games with pawn pushes like I swear to god they just win
all their games with pawn pushes so I was like if I push my pawn here he has two options like
he could take but then if he takes I just take with my knight and now his bishop's under threat
And then even if he moves his bishop, I just have a check here also kind of like forking this sort of in a way.
But like my knight can just jump all the way up through this sequence.
And then if he doesn't take, I take, he takes, and then I get my rook to the empty file and he's just fucked.
So that calculation, everything you just said, especially like, oh, if I trade the pawn, I get the open file.
That's a, that's 1200 chess, like everything you just said.
just said. So when you blunder made in one after a minute, I'm just like, what, what just happened?
Bowling China shop, Bowling China shop. Yeah, like straight up. I mean, the fact that you see a ponds are, I have a whole
chapter, the whole second chapter of the book, my book for intermediate players that comes out, it's going to come
five months. But the whole second chapter is on pawn play, like trading ponds, activating your pieces and stuff
like that. Now meanwhile, I want you to tell me your opponent's pieces, that specifically
the rook, the two bishops and the queen. Can you draw arrows with them to tell me what
they see? So draw an arrow from the piece towards your position. Okay.
Right now, nothing sees my queen. Nothing sees any of my pieces, like none of his
to see any of my pieces.
No, but so I'm gonna just, I left click, yay.
So leave the arrows there.
So fantastic.
The queen sees the pawn, right?
Yep, the bishop sees nothing.
Yes.
The sees nothing.
The sees that pawn.
Yeah, and the just sees nothing.
Now we're gonna add a layer.
The light squared bishop is also pointing at your king.
So just be a little careful.
Oh my God, yeah.
Yes, but the queen and your king,
they're interacting through the G pawn.
So that means, right now, is this night protected?
No, and that's how I ended up in this nightmare
of a situation where I'm upstairs in the cereal,
because I'm like, oh, my night's protected, who cares?
But it's not protected,
because of like discovered check or whatever it's called.
Yeah, it's pinned.
The pawn is pinned to the king.
Pinned, pinned, yeah.
Yes, so there's a pin there.
One thing you could have done,
like this is completely not, nothing crazy happened,
but you have a way to hit both his queen and his bishop here.
Do you see it?
Hit his queen and hit his light square bishop
or his dark square bishop?
You can, I don't even need to tell you.
I think you can spot it.
Do you even move that attacks his queen and the bishop?
Oh my God, this is such a good move.
Because then if he takes, why don't you go up or go down?
Whoa, whoa!
Why did that happen, Leppy?
Because you're not hitting his bishop.
You're blocking his bishop.
Oh!
You're not hitting it.
When I say hit, like, I mean, take it.
This one.
Okay.
Oh, right idea, wrong location.
Okay.
Correct, correct.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, when I say hit,
I mean, exactly, you're trying to take both.
But check this out.
When you move the knight, when you move the knight,
you lost some protection of the king.
And I actually saw you make a mistake like this before.
The queen comes here.
And when you move a piece, the board changes.
In my second book, I call this continuity,
which is a very big word.
You know, you graduating up the Elo ranks,
so you need some big words now.
If you take this bishop, what's going to happen?
If I take the bishop, he is going to take it back with the queen.
So then his queen will be here.
That looks correct, but queen and bishop are going to collide on which square if you draw
arrows.
If I take, oh my God, he has instantly changed.
Yep.
Wow.
Yep.
that's insane. Yep and you go here and game over boom so it's so hard when a
piece moves you had a game that was like this it was like it was it was a little
while ago I was I was watching you play it was one of the ones were
afterward you're like all right that's enough chess like I had enough I'm just
gonna this is not what the position was so don't you know don't worry but it
was something like this there was like a bishop here and then you had like you know the night
was away and then your queen was protecting checkmate okay it was like this yeah and this
is not checkmate because the queen is protecting yes but you were like all right I gotta kick
his queen out so you went here but what did that do to your queen's vision my queen is now
I just shut the door on my queen so now he just takes the pawn ignores it all the Bishop of Jackson. It's checkmate. Yes
You you you so you when you block your pieces vision or
You open your opponent's pieces vision. This is what
Yeah, we'll prevent you from getting to five and six hundred. It's his peace vision like
Queens are the hardest and
And actually, one other blind spot you have
is you are not so comfortable with squares near the king.
You kind of like, and when you were playing Dante's,
bro, this game was crazy.
I think this game, we had 100 elo rating.
Yeah, but in that game, you actually started the game,
like you played fantastic and then bull into China shop.
Yeah, my cousin said the same thing.
My cousin actually said it was the best I played
and then my head exploded.
Cause the thing about me, Levy, is once I sort of,
like let's say I'm on the chessboard and I stub my toe.
Okay, I stubbed my toe and I messed something up.
Instead of like getting a bandage and patch you got my toe,
I grab a match and just light my entire leg on fire.
And it's a big problem.
I just light myself on fire.
Like I jump head first into oncoming traffic
as soon as something goes wrong.
But this game was the most insane game ever.
I was playing so bad at the end, I was just panicking.
So it's really funny you say that,
because when I've recapped some tournaments,
I've sometimes made that joke.
I'm like, this is like you have a mosquito in your house,
and you just burn down the entire house.
Oh my god, that's actually the best analogy ever.
Yes, that's what I do.
I just burn it all down once I'm outside.
Because man, in this game, so you played your Carl
One thing, by the way, I would recommend, you can just take the pawn if they leave it,
but okay, we're not losing because of that, like you took, then you went here, you were
playing really, really well.
One thing I would say, if you can build a huge pawn wall in the center, you should
just do it like this, because it's impossible to knock down.
And then you were playing amazing here.
his king out is like a little bit challenging. And then right here. So in general, if you're
checked, you generally should run to the corner, not toward the middle. Middle is dangerous.
Oh, now why is that? Why is that? Usually if you're in the corner, there will be some
game you do need to go to the middle. But generally speaking in the corner, you can't
get hit in the crossfire but when your king is here your king can still be
attacked if the queen moves so just generally I would put the king in the
corner but we didn't we didn't lose the game okay because because of that you
played here and then I love the way you made a comeback here here you could
have like sacrificed the rook but you did this this was fantastic like
everything you did here was really good. And then, I mean, it was super complicated. So I didn't blame you.
But then right here, here's an interesting moment. So you have made in one, right?
You have it, I think, two different ways. Can you spot it? In the game, you went B5 and he ran
past your pawn. So you changed the board and he just managed to escape. Yeah, I blocked my vision.
Yeah, and I have so much time. So all I have to do was just this and that's just checkmate, right?
Yeah, and there's another one too. Can you see it? This one's nice because it's like
ladder mate. I was literally going to say it's ladder. Ladder makes like the easiest thing for me
to understand because it's like two like a wall kind of thing. Another checkmate on the board,
I'm trying to think, would it be checkmate in one would be like, would this be checkmate?
Basically, yes. And then he has to go here.
Boom. Yeah. It's like checkmate by like force.
Yeah, he can't move up because of your pawn so fantastic. You also have this one so this this one's a little harder to spot because your pieces have to work together, but you have this.
Oh my God. Yeah, because the works is the queen. Wow. Yes. And this is a little hard like you have to you have to spot that it's check. So you have to get up close to his king and it's protected.
That's the hard part.
You have to see all that, this coordination.
But you know another thing?
Kings scare me a lot.
Like, I don't like getting close to them,
which I need to fix that.
If it's protected, I should get close to it,
but like, I just get scared about games.
Yes, yes, yes.
You are definitely, so your king,
your king is a bit of a blind spot for you.
You like don't want to get close,
but as long as you're defended, it's fine.
It's completely okay.
And that's what made this game more chaotic.
The rest of the games, yeah.
Like, let's take a look.
These are the games where you all,
You got your your best games ever so far so you did your opening
Dude, I think I tried liver this guy if I remember correctly
Yeah, he defend wait a minute, but he you you went for the attack and he defended and you did it anyway
Then you just won your night
Well, I tried liver the other guy successfully, that one I forced it.
But now I learned, you know, whenever the night's here, can't try liver.
Yeah, because if you do your opening trick and he guards it, I mean, you can't do it.
But actually, you came back immediately.
So dude, look, he went here and you spotted, you could have just developed your night
near Bishop, but here's the 1000 brain on Queen A. Forchak and you found this
move and you formed him yep nice yes really nice yeah I mean super super nice
job castles and and and he look you're cleaning your bishop they converge yep
and then I did that again yep okay now you can take his pawn nice now you move
it bishop yeah good move okay here at this point I would move my night and I
would castle so like there's no immediate danger anymore fantastic you
playing like me okay what is that he just gave you the rook oh but you see so oh
you you defended the threat but you can take the root there oh my god wow
that's bad Jesus yeah but you respected his threat but you forgot your
Like your bishop's controlling stuff.
It's controlling squares.
So it's right there.
I think the blind spot for you happens the same with the king
as it does with the other pieces.
Really close moves are a blind spot for you a little bit,
like this.
Yeah.
Like you spotted this,
but you didn't spot the bishop takes root,
which is really, which is really fascinating, right?
So you went here, fine.
Okay, now you have to move your bishop.
Spotted that move is crazy. I would just castle here. I would be too scared good
Free night. Do you see it? Yep? Nice
Okay
Good now you can almost trap his queen by the way. It looks really dangerous good
We attack his rook attack his work again. We go for the queen trap. Okay, so that move. What's the idea?
You take my queen. I take your queen, right?
Yeah, or like I take his rook he takes my art. No wait
How does he take my queen?
So if you take his queen, he takes your queen, but you just go here.
Yeah.
Boom.
He forgot your rook is, yeah, and you spawned it.
Your long moves are like really good.
So he goes here.
Now we can go for his king.
Good.
No checkmate.
Okay.
We trade.
Just take that.
Yep.
We don't open the king.
He goes here.
We take his...
Look, another close move tactic.
Bishop takes bishop. Yeah, I think I ended up doing that later. I was just I don't know. I was overthinking it. It's because it doesn't matter because you can't. Yeah. Yeah, this takes mission. So it's funny, like you're playing all the hard moves and then.
So, yeah, this, this is really, this is really tricky. So D3.
What opened in his position.
Oh my God. Yeah. Yep.
That's tough. And you don't have a lot of time. You don't have a lot of time.
But you know you're a little lucky because if this pawn was here, this would be checkmate.
Like this would be mate. You wouldn't have this move.
Bro, the most annoying way to lose in like my elo is like when you outplay somebody the whole game and then you just get backranked because you're not paying attention.
Yeah.
That's happened to me so many times, Levy. It's actually bad. So now I just always push this in the end of the game.
And and and exactly so like look this was fantastic
You didn't get made it and here you're kind of stuck
But you found a nice move Bishop takes normally your pin you lose your queen here, but this is check and
Clean I mean could have been completely flawless, but it was good like this was good
so in
This game you blundered on move five he blundered like a move later
I wouldn't even call this a blunder
He stumbled into a tactic which you spotted which is more impressive than blundering then he blundered
He gave you the night so now it's two to one a little bit later. You missed the rook. So you miss this
It's not the best then you he blundered his night
Then he played this ridiculous move like here. He blundered again. So he's winning the blunder count and then and
Then here if you just take his bishop you probably win within a few moves you made back-to-back blunders
So your blunders were and and he got your piece, but ultimately
You you blundered less he blundered like six times and you blundered three and you win like this is the way it works
so you
You just have to make less mistakes than the opponent. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll get to a point one day where I never blunder and I just get out
That's yeah at that point you start training with your cousin because like if I played him, you know
He will blunder a lot later in the game.
Like I will have to outplay him.
He's not going to do anything completely crazy.
Okay, let's look at another one.
Oh, yeah, here you fried liver.
Boom, clean.
Winner rook, take the free knight.
Yeah, your long board vision is crazy.
Okay. Nice. We try to escape.
All right. B4 is a great idea.
This is a really nice idea.
It doesn't quite work here.
At a higher level, but I don't care. I really like that you spotted this by the way
This doesn't work for the same reason. I just said
Your pawn used to guard this pawn and black can play here
Which is a problem, but like he's never seeing that and yes
I think for your love you before is an above average move for for a 400 to spot and he would need to counter
He went here you took his bishop and now you are winning
Okay, I like this any underscreen boom. That's the end of the game. Yep
Yeah. GG. We can't ask for much more than this. Like this is excellent. This was clean.
He played somebody named Empanada. This was a three game winning streak.
Oh, no, Navi. This was the worst player ever. I'll never forget this guy.
This guy gave me 20 material in a minute.
So already on the third move, bro, he gave you the bishop and you didn't take it.
Oh, I didn't.
You just developed your pieces,
but he's just giving you the bishop.
Yeah, this guy, he probably just got chess.com
and he's in the process of deranguido hondering him off
because he's not a forerunner to a player.
But I think what we've realized is enemy pieces
from a long distance for you are a little tricky,
but dude, look, the short distance moves
for you are a blind spot.
It's really strange.
So now just pay attention to those short distance moves
because they're gonna be there.
And the better you get at those, the better it's going to be.
Because otherwise, you're like, look, you spotted a backwards
freaking knight reroute.
And then he hung his queen.
So that's cool.
And now did we convert this?
Like, you didn't hang your queen.
Good move.
Everything good.
Let's just, yeah, you're just completely destroying him
with your queen.
You take all his pieces.
And then where's the mate?
Oh my god, yeah, he was bad.
And you just cleaned it up.
So, I mean, this game you play very, very clean,
like very, very easy game.
I wanna, oh, and you want a fourth one.
Nice.
Dude, recently you've been really cooking.
Like-
Yes, bro, yeah, I know.
I think, Levy, I think like the next time we have a lesson,
I think I'll be five in a row.
I'm not even kidding.
Like I've been winning more than I've been losing,
which is the first time I could ever say that.
Dude, you're a fan of challenges, right?
Like every time you play you end up putting on like a big event.
I was saying, I was like, we could do a thing where if you get to a thousand before the end of the year.
Like, I can donate a hundred K to charity.
What?
Wait, actually, so before like 2027.
Yeah, New Year's 2027.
I have six months.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll take you up on that deal, bro.
We can, we can work towards it because I know it's not like a tournament, but we go on the grind.
And any charity of your choosing bro levy if I ever get to like
995 you know, it'll be like the most nervous I've ever been like that'll be so fun
But it'll be worth it. Yeah, I'll keep playing every day like I'm gonna I'm gonna keep playing chess because I love the progression of chess
And I love like how bad I am and all my opponents are bad too
So there's just so much ground to make up
Like if I were to hit a wall where I'm the same exact you know for like a year
I'll be depressing but I like how everything is just in great strides, you know, like it's very addicting
Yeah, and I don't you know, it's like just for fun, right? Like obviously you name like a crazy number
I don't want to be like pressuring you to play more just so that I do need to charity
But like if you really are enjoying it and you're getting a lot better like it'll be cool. It'll be sick
No, I love it. I love it. Like I was like I'll play chess anyways, you know what I mean?
I want a 45 day streak like that's insane
Yeah, and I'll guide you and you have your cousins to practice against as well.
So in this game, okay, ah, this is the clip that I saw, dude.
I saw this clip.
So you spotted this, right?
But I have backrank me.
No, I don't.
I saw this clip.
I booted up YouTube this morning and somebody had already clipped this.
went here and you were like, I stop backranked me, but there was this. And you were like,
I have to save my rook, or I'm going to lose my night. And then you spotted this crazy
move.
Yeah, because if he takes the night, he's in check so he can't take the night. And then
yeah, I was taking that move for like two minutes, but that was so fucking good.
Yep, this one is, I mean this, this is a crazy move.
And I think if I turn on the computer, yeah, you played the best move.
You played Knight here, because if you had given away your Knight, he would have just
taken the Knight and he's winning.
But, or, okay, the computer says it's equal, but, you know, White just wins a piece.
And this is the best move because you prepare Rook B8, which is sick.
Like that is, that is really crazy.
And if King here, to try to get away from that, you can even play this.
And now that's almost made for you.
He has only way to defend it is to go here and you can trade the Queen or you can go
here and eat his pawns and, yeah.
What would you do there, Ladi?
Would you trade the Queen there or eat his pawns?
I'm up two pawns here, so I would take.
And the reason this is a really easily winning position is, I mean, I can quickly
show you like if you want to play this out from this position with white like yeah just make some
moves and I'll show you how to how to clean it up so I'm white I pretend to like to be white here
yeah yeah you just play a little bit can I move or no yeah you can move it's not letting me though
oh I'm black let's move black but let me move white that's weird
trying to move you you oh sorry oh my god what bro I am I am so stupid bro it's
black smooth
I'm bad bro okay I think you're trying to make you trying to make you move two
moves in a row I already thought I made my move and I just all right I go here
we're gonna pretend that shit never happened okay right there and then I go
like here yeah yeah you attack my pawn I protect my pawn so the end game is all
about control so that's a great move it's a great move you attack my pawn I
defend it with my rook but because we have the same pieces I just have more
of them I'm just gonna push into your position trade and then try to promote a
queen and and you so like this is this move is tricky because if I take
you take my rook right yeah yeah but I just it's defended oh my god so everything
everything in my position is really well protected right like everything is
protected I take the pawn and then you you know you decide like you want to
trade rooks or not yeah you move you target my pawn so now in the end game
especially when there's like you see how your bishop in your root they can't
yep I just I can bring my king I can push so you just can't move there's
There's nothing you can do here.
Yep, I go, I restrict your king,
so now your king can't move.
So, Bobby, in the end game, you just push your pawn, so.
You, well, it's not about pushing,
you want your pawns to kind of all defend each other
and work together.
You don't wanna just like push one off into the distance.
Another thing you do in the end game, very useful,
rook on the second rank of the opponent.
So, I'm gonna play rook here.
And I hit everything now.
Yeah.
So you go there, I could take your pawn, actually I will because your bishop has no moves now.
Like really stuck.
And your king is stuck, so everybody's stuck.
And then while this is happening I take this pawn, so.
It's like a boa constrictor dude.
Yeah, so you try to, you can give me a check.
As long as you don't have a queen I'm not scared.
A king, yeah like this, I'm not afraid.
I can even attack your rook.
Don't be afraid of a rook.
You attack the rook.
The King is threatening to take the Rook now.
Ugh.
Oh my God.
Yes, yeah.
That's actually, that's a great move.
So now I'm gonna go and defend my pawn
and attack your Bishop so you can't even take my pawn.
So like this, what are you,
in the end of the game, Levy, like,
like what are you trying to do?
You're just trying to protect all your material
and don't really care about anything else.
Yeah, I'm trying to keep my pieces on the board.
I want to win as many of your pawns as I can because ultimately I'm going to just promote all of them.
So here you can go for checkmate, but the cleanest is just white has no play.
The move is going to be here, here, here, here, here.
That's it. Or with my H-pawn.
And you cannot stop this.
So take some free pawns and push and make a new queen.
And Rook on the second rank is super, super useful.
And the king is worth a lot of points in the endgame.
He's not so weak when there's a lot of pieces on the board.
You should definitely use the king.
So yeah.
And then I would go here, and then I would push,
and then I would push, and slowly I would win.
Very classy, very kind.
You want to do the queen challenge?
Yes, yes.
OK, yes.
I'm excited for this.
So how are the rules exactly, Levy?
So here's what I'm thinking.
So we should tell this to the people.
So we wanted to experiment a long time ago.
I made a video called 30 Queens Can Martin Win, which
is when I gave the bot Martin on chess.com 30 Queens.
And he's programmed to straight up lose to you
in any position.
I don't think you're going to need 30 Queens.
So here's what I propose.
We start.
We play a three minute game of chess against each other.
Straight up all the same pieces.
I'm going to win probably, I hope.
Then for every game we play, you choose a piece of yours
to be replaced by a queen in the next game.
So we'll see how many queens you need to beat me in chess.
OK.
Sounds good.
What is your pre-match prediction?
How many queens am I going to need to beat you?
I'm going to say four queens.
Four queens.
OK, four, four, four.
All right.
What is your prediction?
I'm going to say, like, seven or eight.
What?
Levy.
I have, bro.
Levy, no, no, no, no.
You think you'll beat me if I have six queens?
I, I, I, I, yeah, you think, unless you really lock in
and don't bother them, dude, you got more queens to blunder.
My chat is saying seven also, OK?
Eight?
Yo, Mott, can we run a prediction on how many queens
I'll need to beat Levy?
Make the options like one, one to two, three to four, five to six, seven to eight or seven plus.
That's good.
So Chas.com has said that they would, they would start the games for us.
So I think if we just go to Chas.com, play online.
Got it.
Buddy, I'm sticking with four Queens, bro.
I'm confident of myself.
I, I, I mean, I hope for the, for the lower number.
Yeah.
I'm like, so we're going to start with three.
Oh, you don't want to just play straight up and then I just get one every game.
No, sorry. Sorry. I meant we're going to start with zero,
but we're going to start with the three minute game. Yeah.
Perfect. And then and then we can play with a little bonus time,
because I don't want to just beat you on the clock every game.
I feel like that's messed up, but.
All right.
Just that kind of slain.
I'm sticking with my guns here.
Four, four queens.
I think I went in four queens.
Okay, they just booted up a game for us. Do you see it?
No
Try again on
Oh, there we are. All right, Levy are you ready? I'm so ready, dude
So I don't think we've ever played against each other straight up before
Yeah, all right. I'm gonna let you do your opening dude. I'm gonna let you do your opening
Yeah, I don't think we've ever played against each other straight up. What's this? What's this? Can't do your thing now
Yeah. Oh, naughty boy. I know. I know your secrets, man. I know what what coach taught you.
All right, but so far so good. Dude, I think with your new skills, you're going to have at least an equal position for like 15 moves.
Thank you. So far it's like I'm playing a grandmaster. Thank you, bro.
Okay, let's see
Let's take
No, you don't mess up
Why would you give me that pawn levy well, I'm getting
Because you know I'm opening up my queen man
My queen's coming
Like this
Okay, that's fine
Okay.
Maybe am I winning?
You're up for fun!
Winning is...
Not anymore.
Don't go here.
Oh god.
This is fine though.
I think I'm fine.
That's not back right?
Cause then I have that.
That's a that's an excellent move. I'm actually not even gonna go attack your king. I'm gonna take this pawn
Okay
You you kick me out dude
Pressure has been averted
All right now what we need to do my kings in a shitty spot though, nothing
In my time is not looking good. I did the Magnus Carlson gambit
You're gonna run with your king
Oh, that's such a... Oh, that's game ending.
No!
Levin, you're so... Okay, I'm going to go here.
You're giving me too much credit. It's actually fine. Don't worry.
All right, there is this move, but it's not the end.
Okay, I have to take the rook.
No.
Well, let's put it this way.
This video would have been really bad if I had lost this game, right?
So you let me have this one.
That's a...
Bro, you were playing some excellent moves.
Yep.
Like...
Okay.
I've never been nervous before when we were playing, so...
Are you a little bit?
Yes, I don't know how high your ceiling is, you know?
That's also good.
All right, I'm gonna go here.
Ah, wait a minute.
That move opened up my queen's vision
and now I have this move, which I didn't have before.
What?
Bro!
Let me take here.
Bishop is hanging. This is so bad. Love you. Love you. Stop. Oh my God. Okay. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. The night the night. The night.
I mean, well, good spot. Nice. Very nice. Good job. That was perfect.
Man, what happens 120 E. Lo Jinx? It's crazy.
I'm getting better.
All right, now I'm going to have to clean up a little bit.
Let's give this check.
And my queen hits the night too.
Now I go here.
Oh, that was so smart.
Oh, that was so smart, dude.
Oh my God, that was smart, Levy.
Well, I am.
Okay, now now
Look my queen and my rook stare down to your king together and instead of taking your pawn
I can go here and your king has no moves
Okay, I'm actually very happy with how I played there. I'm not playing fantastic dude
I'm actually before we even play the next game. I'm game reviewing this game
I think you played like it says you played like a 1700. Are you serious?
Yeah, what?
Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. You played really, really well. Really well. Alright. Pick which
of the starting pieces you want to replace with the queen now. Bishops, Knights, or Rook.
Okay. Let me think. Um, alright. So I can choose Bishop, Knight, or Rook. Yes. So you
have your queen on D1, but you can now choose to replace any other piece with
the queen. I'm going to replace my F Bishop. Okay, so the king is going to be
surrounded by two queens. Yep. All right. Book it. F1 Bishop is now a queen.
All right, we got two queens. I'm sticking to four. I think four queens I got it.
Four queens I got it. I don't know. Oh wow, so we switched colors.
Alright, you have Black, I don't think it really matters, but...
Same thing. Ready?
Yep.
I'm ready, Levy.
Oh, this is tough.
Okay, I'm gonna be really defensive.
Where are you still going for the Karo-Kon?
Still playing the Karo-Kon?
Oh, I forgot, it's different now, because I have a Queen.
That's okay, you're gonna have to find a way to coordinate them.
Yeah, you do, you gotta...
...pretend the Queen, man!
It's like...
I'm gonna be super defensive here, you're gonna have to break down my position.
Okay, okay, let me reset, let me reset!
Let me reset.
Okay, yeah.
So because your up material trading is probably going to be good because I'm going to run out of pieces. So I'm going to need.
All right, look, I'm going to build a pawn wall around my king so you can't get in.
Bro, this is I've never played a game of chess like this. This is so weird.
Yeah, because normally you have all your pieces. All right.
What do I do?
Let's go here.
Bro, this is like way harder for you than it is for me, because I can just like kind of turn my brain off.
Yeah, but not with two queens. Not yet. Look, I'm just not going to let you in. I'll block you out.
Okay.
We're here. And I can't trade my queen because you'll be up a queen. How about this move?
Yeah, I'm a little nervous. You haven't done anything bad yet. You need to do something
bad dude so I can like win. Nope. Not today. Alright, what if I go here? You know that's
interesting move I could just still be on material am I taking the bishop but I'm
just gonna relax that's that's actually probably the right thing to do because
you have another queen oh man then I just so now you're not up a queen you're
up a rook but it's you have that material on the board though yeah bro I'm
Shook I just want you to know
Wait, can Jinxie beat Gotham wait did I just win?
No, no, no come on. It's not gonna be that easy. Oh
You was doing everything. Oh my god. What's your wonder? What? Oh
No, I didn't blunder but okay. No, I feel like you're gonna trap my queen now levy
Then rescue it
Actually, no, you can't because the only way you can trap it is with your queen. So I'm just gonna relax. I'm gonna fucking calm down
Yep, I'm just gonna calm down
Yeah, I'm gonna go here
I'm gonna go here. Yeah, so now it's trapped because then the rook has that vision
I got to activate all my my brain power for this can I go here boom
what is that play though I don't understand cuz I got my queen is back up I don't really
I want to take the bishop because then your queen just activated.
I'm just going to let that all sit.
I don't want to take that.
I feel like that's a gambit.
I'll just take the pawn.
No.
Yeah.
I'll take the pawn.
Yeah.
Oh, you have checked me out.
Do I?
If you take with the bishop, my rook sees my king now.
And then your queen has, oh, you have like, discovered check or something?
Yeah, I have discovered check, but...
I'm trying to think of what's the best course of action. Should I cover this up?
Yeah, but I'm trying to get my queen in now and I don't see how to...
What about this?
This pawn is fucking goaded right here, Chad.
This pawn?
Yes, but then I take...
Why would you give me that? Why?
Because you said it was goaded and I just removed it and now I can go here.
Ooh, our rook has vision now, maybe?
You just played the best move. You stopped mate. You have to lose your rook, but you stopped mate.
But now I think it's mate. Yeah, that's also a great move, but I have this.
And now, look, right next to your king, but defended by my rook.
No!
Okay!
Two queens was not enough.
Three queens and it's over!
Three queens!
But I'm not really close to winning though, I'm not close to winning though.
Ah!
Jack!
No, you were doing well, but you didn't use all your pieces enough.
I think you had to use more pieces in that game.
What do you mean like my knights and stuff in my bishop?
Yeah, I think you went hunting with your queen in your knight
and it just wasn't enough and I was too solid.
It's so tempting when you have two queens
you just literally turn your brain off
and turn it to a psycho.
So you have kings surrounded by two queens.
Who do you want to replace with the queen knights?
All right, now let's,
we want to keep a bishop on the board.
So let's replace our left side knight.
Our left side knight, let's make him a queen.
Okay, B, D, and F are going to be Queens.
Okay, three Queens.
I might, I might have you here.
I might have you.
Three Queens.
We got to, we got, we got to get close to winning with three Queens.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
I had some fun stuff that game.
It's just like, bro, the time it's so hard for me because I'm so bad.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I just didn't want every game to be like 10 minutes, but we know I agree. I agree. I agree. No, I think we should keep doing three minutes. It's fine.
It's also exciting too, because the last minute is like panic moves.
Okay, I think they started the game. I don't know. Let me see. Play online. Maybe refresh. Yep. Yeah. That's all I got to do. All right.
All right, baby. Jinxie vs. Gotham chess, but I have three queens this game.
My prediction is four.
I go here.
I wonder what is that? Oh, I have control of center. That's good. It's really good
Yeah, Queens are a lot of support so I'm gonna not trade anything
I'm gonna be really passive. I'm just gonna make a fucking wall
I'm just making a wall
of. Okay, what are you going to do now?
Come on, dude, I can't even take your pawn. It's defended by the queen, which is on the
night square. Okay, what do you do? You are actually making a wall of pawns.
What do you do? Okay. Yo, chill, man. I just make an entire wall of pawns.
I think you probably should. And I can't even check you with my queen because you're
You're just gonna trade Queens with me.
I go here.
Oh my God.
Levy, Beyonce, are you intimidated right now?
Levy, are you intimidated?
Chad, look at this, look at this, look at this.
I'm really scared.
I can't take any pawn.
Every pawn is defended.
Oh my God.
What's the League of Legends analogy here?
Dude, I don't even know.
I'm an Iron Four.
I'm like so bad at League, Levy.
Okay.
All right, but don't hang your pieces to my bishops.
I wonder what I am supposed to do now. Maybe just like, get ready to castle or something.
Okay, I go here. Okay, I go, I feel like I can't do any wrong right now. I go here,
Then I go here.
You're right.
You probably can't do any wrong.
I go here.
All right, let's go.
We're going to open up the board for the Queens.
Up the floodgates, Levy.
Opening up the floodgates.
I'm not scared.
Maybe I should be.
Oh, that was a good move.
I guess, bro.
This is not cool.
I go here.
OK.
I go, I think I can't do any wrong.
So I'm just going to go like here or something.
And then I can castle long side.
Mm.
I take the pawn.
Yes.
OK.
My queen would be hanging.
One of your three queens is hanging, yes.
All right, let's think, let's just think, yeah, let's just think, yeah.
Oh, Levy, I actually like don't even know how I how you could win this.
I like, I'm just everything is just locked up.
But you're gonna have to attack me at some point and I feel like that's when I'll get my chance
Maybe cuz once you oh my god, dude, you can do some crazy stuff with your Queens here. Oh
No yo chill man yo man
Bro is that checkmate
No, but you got one of my Queens off the board you know my one of my Queens you got my only queen off the board
Okay, okay, okay
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
Nah, man, no way. No way, no way.
Okay, okay.
Let's just keep this pawn invasion going on.
What a fuck-not! Why should we stop?
Charge forward! My soldiers rage!
Okay, I could just trade the rooks.
Oh, that was, that was stupid of me. Why did I do that? Oh my god.
Empty file again
We need to get this going chat
Yo, that's too good of a move man. Oh
My gosh, bro, you I need you to panic. Can you panic? No, I feel
Okay
This is a fine move.
Mm-hmm.
Take back, but then I just take,
threatening that, I don't wanna care.
I'm just gonna keep charging forward, I think.
Then I could do like,
swoop in like this.
Oh, how did you spot that?
All right, but I have this.
Okay, and then Levy, I swoop in like this.
Bro.
And then, oh.
No.
Oh my God, I can't see the board like that.
Okay, Four Queens, it's going to do it.
Four Queens is going to do it.
Oh, you had me so cooked.
Four Queens has to do it!
Oh, I'm like not even winning the game by game. I'm just winning on time, but yeah, the position is oh man.
So, Levy, you had me dude. You were playing so well.
I only had one blunder. Levy, I think Four Queens is going to be the nail in the coffin.
I'm going to go take gold.
I'm going to go take gold. I'll be back.
Jack, Four Queens, I got this.
I got this.
We can do five minutes next game.
So Chelsea Com will boot us up the game at five minutes.
What if he had multiple turns?
You want my opponent to have three queens and multiple
turns?
That's what you want?
Come on.
You just want to, you just want to remember everything.
Oh, that was so close.
That was so close. I only had a chance if he put his queen on that square.
And obviously with time.
Is Jinxie showing more potential than Tyler won?
I don't think there will be another streamer in history to show more potential than Tyler won.
Palo 1 was incredible.
He got to like 1900 guys, I mean, I don't think.
That's your coaching.
All right, Levy, do you want five minutes now?
Yeah.
Bro, that was fun.
Okay.
Four queens.
Here we go.
play now online.
All right, let me know when you see it like me
because I'll just spam refresh it and then it should work.
Yeah, no, they're gonna start the game for us.
So, oh, oh, oh, choose the piece that you want to.
Oh, oh, oh.
So I wanna have like one night still
because nights are cool with the way they move.
So I'll get rid of my H Rook, my H Rook.
I'm gonna turn that in.
Oh, you're gonna trade a Rook for a queen.
Yeah, I just think like how nights move.
So cool. Okay, you got a super balanced position. Okay.
All right. How much material am I up now? Like 20 or something to 1718.
Okay. All right. So now I have four queens. Let me four.
Well, let me tell you the same strategy might work, bro. Oh my God. He's premoving. Oh my God.
Alright, this time I'm not gonna let you get the- OH!
It's just pre-moving every move!
Are you straight up pre-moving?
No, no, no, I'm good now.
Okay, um...
Okay, I go here.
You gave me a pawn, dude!
You gave me this pawn!
You gotta be careful.
Nah, I'll get rid of him, don't worry.
He'll be dead in a second.
You're only up 15 points of material now.
I'll make 15?
Oh, we got five minutes. I can chill out a little bit.
Yep.
Okay.
And I can't chill. I'm going to go here. I can't.
Oh, that's actually a blunder because then you have.
You have some cheeky stuff.
Cheeky cheeky boy.
All right, I mean, four Queens.
Can you play like odds games in league?
Can somebody give you odds or you can't do that?
Not league.
Well, I mean, like in other games, like, like in Fortnite or something, it's like
Like a pro is playing a streamer, the pro will have to kill him a hundred times and the streamer
have to kill him once and it's pretty entertaining.
Oh I see, I see.
See how like people do it in games.
I don't really know what to do.
This pawn's actually starting to piss me off now.
I think you have four queens and other pieces to fight back.
Alright, I go.
Alright, I'm going to defend my pawn.
Are you just pre-moving?
Well, yeah, I just want to make the wall of pawns again.
But I'm taking your pawns, you're not worried?
Nah, I got Queens back here. I'm good. I'm chilling.
I got to play unorthodox because I want to mess with your head.
Well, it is certainly getting messed with. I'm going to go down to my bishop.
Okay, this is a fun move.
Yeah, you have a lot of time. You don't have to you don't have to rush.
Okay, if you're gonna lose your pawns, I might
I might make a comeback.
This is a fun move.
Wait, is that fun? Yeah, that's fun.
Where do you go now?
Where do you go, Navi, where, where, where, where do you go, where do you go?
That's, that is a good move. I have to probably do, do this.
Okay, you actually, God, you just always find the best move, bro. Like a fucking engine.
No, I'm just defending. Also, you gave me two bones. So my, now you're going to have to work harder to break down my, my bone wall.
Okay, I opened up that gate there.
Uh-huh. And?
Okay, now this is interesting, right?
That is a good move.
Because now, your night might not.
Don't take my night though. Don't take my night.
If I take your night, you take my queen, Shiza.
All right, so I'm just going to do this.
Just going to take it upon.
No big frickin deal.
Then I'm going to do this, chat this move is sexy or this.
Okay.
Now what?
I have a feeling this is just like so.
I mean, like let's think about this chat.
We have three other queens.
Should we just get his rook out of the way?
Nah.
Nah, we don't need to.
Let's just do that.
We don't need to get rid of his rook.
Or, I don't know, what if I go here?
Oh, that's tricky because I'll just take that right now.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Is there a universe where I could just shut out and do that?
Maybe.
What about this? I think in this game you lost too many pawns. Like the power of the pawns is crazy.
Look at this. I got this buddy. Don't you worry.
Because look, I just took one back.
Badabing, badaboon.
But what about this move?
But then I just win a rook.
That is true. You do win a rook.
I go here. I have to hide my king. And then Levy, I go, oh I have so much fun, crazy fun
stuff. Levy and then I go, Levy I'm gonna go, oh no I'm gonna go here? I feel like this is such a good move.
I didn't mean to do, oh, oh, I missed it.
That was a miss click.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
I was trying to do something else.
That move is not bad.
Okay, fork, good old, good old Levy fork action.
Okay, Levy, you want a fork?
Uh-huh.
You can't fork now.
Oh, I just wonder.
Why'd you go there?
Wait, did I blunder? Yeah, I blundered, I think.
Were you trying to trade Queens with me?
Yeah, I was trying to trade Queens.
Wait, but is there a still way I can win this?
Well, a queen going down for just nothing is going to be really tough, I think.
You have to use your other pieces. There's no other way.
Otherwise, I think I'm gonna my night is just terrorizing man. It's
Bro, love you the nights are sneaky bro
Your king is so protected love you're so cool. You're so good at chess, bro
Your king so protected and cozy. I think if you just hunted me down
It would it would be really really bad for me. I think you're giving me more chances than I than I deserve
I
Super like I just got this but wait you're up material now, but I get now because you gave me a queen
Nah, I got this buddy. Come on
Okay, let's go
I didn't want everything school you didn't blunder no
I was fine. Did you wonder? We're not gonna wonder why did you wonder no levy I
feel like you blunder I would you get 50 seconds to find it if you see it is
Is there a blunder here? I don't see it.
Now you would- No I missed it! I missed it!
Oh my god, Levy I missed it! I missed it! Did you blunder?
I- I lost my pawn. I forgot your queen could take my pawn, but I think I can go here.
That's a blunder to you, Levy. Losing your pawn.
Jack, that- that's a blunder to this guy.
Levy, try losing, uh, fucking a queen a knight in a bishop in three seconds.
That's a blunder.
A blunder to this guy is losing a pawn.
It was bad, but right now I can't afford to lose a lot.
My king is so incredibly deceased.
Um, check.
My king is so dead.
Jack?
Like, are you moving?
Like, it's not pre-move, you're so scary!
Stop!
I think this is me.
Bro, Levy, oh my god, you're so good.
Okay, five queens, now it ends.
You gotta keep your pawn safe.
That's the only way it's gonna work.
Yeah, okay, okay, I will, I will.
My chat is laughing at me, bro.
Dude, we can't make it to the pawn row.
All right, I'm done doing that stupid pawn wall,
Levy, okay?
I'm gonna pick a piece.
Pick a piece.
Um, what do I have left my bishop in my night one of my bishops one of my nights Bishop land Rook and I mean
Turn my bishop into a queen. Yeah, we just upgrade both bishops to Queens. It's pretty pretty pretty good strategy
Because now it's like a bishop, but it's on steroids
All right, so I have five Queens levy you better get nervous buddy I'm
I'm very positive you can win with it.
I said seven because you know,
with seven you just bulldozed me.
Seven queens like there's no way I'm gonna be able
to defend myself.
But now you gotta, you can't play your opening now
by the way.
Yeah, because my knight can't get out there, Shaisa.
All right, I have such a,
like a disgusting amount of queens like this.
Okay, I have to win with five points, Jack.
This would just be bad if I didn't.
Have to win with five points.
Yeah, you have to bring them together
and bulldoze my position.
That's like the only way.
I think you have to probably trade down some pawns,
and, but you have to use them.
That's definitely gonna work.
Okay.
Why don't you have the bishop there because you take what the knight bishop has like
that vision?
Why don't I just do this?
Yeah, that doesn't even hang because I've seen the queens.
Can I go here?
All right.
So I have control of the middle.
That's really important.
All right, lovey. I think I could win this one. I'm gonna try to come get me, bro.
I castled. I am ready for your five queens. I am not sure, bro.
Queens and a dream.
Yeah, that game where you, you traded off my queen while attacking me was brutal.
I was so lucky.
Okay.
I'm going to do, I guess like this is cool, seems fun, seems like a smart play.
Yeah, so far so good, I think, and what if I go here?
Okay, interesting.
Don't lose your queen.
He's taking my rook, like he's taking your rook, but half, I don't think it is.
I wouldn't, yeah, I don't know.
You got five queens, right?
I can't.
I can't I can't help okay I go here get out of my position
I'm actually locked down on this one I feel like I have a legitimate chance here all right
I'm not trading.
Hmm.
Okay.
What about this move?
I should have took it with the queen.
I didn't do like that or something.
Probably that.
What if something like cooler. Check. There it is. It's always something cooler.
I don't know if it's cool. That's, that's how I know we've leveled up. That's a very
good move. Yeah, you see how you, you have two queens just like not moving in the
corner. Yeah, I need to fix that now. Yeah, you're going to have to bring them.
Alright, I'm going to defend, because you have to attack. It's the only way that you can win.
Oh, man.
Pretty great move, Levy.
No, I don't think so.
I'm getting too much credit.
You know, I have to say playing with the Queens is fun,
but there's a lot of pressure to actually like attack.
defend. Bro and it's just weird
also. Yeah cuz you don't know
which one to move. Yeah it's
like you're like, like this
queen in the corner like
forgot about completely. It's
just weird. Yeah now. Yeah I
Yeah, I know.
Let's go here.
Yeah, but you just have so many queens.
Anything you take is like, I'm gonna lose material.
Just don't lose on time.
Okay, you got two pieces off the board.
So you have more pieces than me
And almost all of them are queens.
I got this.
I go here.
This is so bad.
This is the one, Levy, this is the one.
The thing is, I know how bad it is.
I just need you to make a mistake.
But, and you're scared of me,
but you shouldn't be.
All right, your position is so good that even though you blundered a full queen, you are
still destroying me.
You're still completely winning.
I can't trade queens, bro.
Oh my god, this is so fucked up.
Yeah, I actually feel bad.
I just wondered and it doesn't matter.
No, but you're still winning. It doesn't even matter.
Um, uh, how do I trick you? Can I trick you? I go here.
It's still completely winning.
Okay, I go I told you to go to the corner. So, you know, we got a
If you yeah, I mean
You have to trade now, you have to trade, you have to trade that clean money, no other
option, you have to trade.
There's always an option, there's always an option.
I go here, but it's so bad.
You could, yeah.
And now I have to go here,
but I have like no defense and you're in check.
I'm down to Queen and a Rook.
Just don't blunder the Queen, bro.
Just don't blunder one of the Queens.
I'm ready to lose, man.
I'm known for that.
Bro, this just has to be game.
There's no way I fucking move with five queens.
There's no way.
I have to like do something like this.
I have to make room for my king.
You can even just like go and check right now.
This is so bad.
I don't remember how to even make that noise.
You got this, you got this, you got this,
you got this, come on.
I'm like cheering for me to lose, man.
I'm like...
Did I win?
Can I...
Can I take?
Oh my God.
Ah.
Yo, draw?
No, but...
Um...
Uh...
Um...
Make a move!
I can see it!
I've- No!
Ah!
Yes!
Yes! I won!
Oh my God!
Wait, but I won on time.
I am kind of a half-win, I guess.
No, it counts. It counts.
It counts. It counts.
Oh, Chad, it's kind of a Mickey Mouse win.
It's kind of a Mickey Mouse win.
I got too low on time because
because I couldn't, like...
Dude, you were blundering,
but I couldn't even take your pieces.
You were giving me like on the 20.
Because the queen has vision of like everything.
Like even if I blunder something,
it's like another queen just does something else.
It's actually like, it is weird playing
with five queens though.
It's like you like predict you have queens.
Cause when you played move 30, rook d7,
and I was like, okay, I can take with the queen.
But if I take with the queen, we trade the queens.
And then I just have no queens.
So I'm trying to keep my queen on.
So I took with the knight,
and then I realized you can take my bishop.
Yeah, that was like the most fun. I've had all just I'm not gonna buy when I made the pond wall in the second game
That was so fun
No, you should have won that's crazy you when you have the two or the three Queens
You you were just completely winning and then you attack my king and then you
You blundered at the end, which is I basically was like maybe man's gonna blunder his queen to my bishop and
Did that was fun, that was fun, that was really fun
You know, we doing this bet. It's not even a bet. It's just like a challenge.
If you get to it now, lovey, I have until January 1st, 2027 to reach 1000.
And if I do, you donate 100,000 to a charity of my choice.
That's correct. December. Yeah, New Year's Day, East Coast.
You got yourself a deal. You got yourself a deal.
You got yourself a deal. That is sick.
I'm gonna keep playing every day, bro. I'm gonna keep playing every day
Let's do it. And anytime you you you play a sick game. Let me know and
I'll be cheering you on brother. All right, let me appreciate you for everything, bro
You are the goat. Thank you, man. And by the time we have our next lesson, I'll be 500. I promise
Let's do it and good luck with your league tournament man. It's gonna be sick. I'll be watching
Thank you. Have a good day. Love me. Peace out man to see you
Oh, dude, chat, I like it's not even a real win because I won on time.
It's like, I guess a half win, but it's not even like I earned the material lead because
I started with a 22 material lead.
So I literally won the most.
I honestly think if we do 10 minutes, like when I'm at five queens, I just lose very
so good.
I was trying to force trades, but it's just so good.
Yeah, it was Mickey.
It was Mickey.
Now chat, let's watch this, let's check this game.
Wow, PSG is going to back to back
Champions League finals, guys.
PSG is going to back to back Champions League finals.
Potentially the best team in the world yet again.
Now chat.
Who are they going to play?
Barca?
Er, sorry.
Arsenal?
My brain just glitched.
Who are they going to play?
Arsenal?
Yep.
They are going to play Arsenal.
Arsenal versus PSG.
Chat, who is winning that?
Arsenal versus PSG.
What do you guys think?
Who do you guys got him bro?
PSG.
Yeah.
PSG.
Okay guys, siege got a new update today.
We have to check that out.
I check.
Is there a new pack?
Is there new packs since he should have it?
Jinx, you check speed stream.
Check speed, check speed.
Bet.
I got you.
1.8 million viewers, bro.
bro that is in its own
what?
Dominican Republic chat
bro speed is deadass the goat dude
like it's actually
like the streams he does are so
fucking cool bro
like bro he is deadass
speed is deadass
uh Luffy bro
he's deadass the fucking Luffy of streaming
That is so sad.
Bro, how many people are following you, bro?
What the fuck?
Are those security guards or people?
That's gotta be security guards, right?
Dude, I think he's going to break the record.
Wait, Chad, what is the record?
Who has the record?
Oh, no, doesn't Ebi?
I think Ebi has the record.
It's like 4 million or something.
Chad, what is the record?
Ebi.
9 million?
9 million? That is insane. That is insane. Bro, that's so cool bro. Yeah, that's what
I always say bro. Speed is just the goat of streaming dude. Like, I just, I've never
seen anybody else. It's so fucking cool bro. It's actually so sick. That's insane
bro that is so cool it must be so cool for like um like if you live in like
dominican republic or something and like speed comes to your country like it
must be so cool for that day you know what it is that's phantom phantoms from
dr right
Say what?
But pull up, pull up, pull up!
Are you in the middle of me bub? What do you think?
Yeah, but speed is the goat, bro. Speed is the goat.
Like it's just, it's so sick. It's so sick to see.
And it's just awesome, bro.
Like his, dude, his streams are fucking just goaded.
Like there'll never be another speed, bro.
And my Google Chrome crashed, bro.
Why is Google Chrome a fucking dubster pile of human fucking dog shit?
Why is Google Chrome so fucking shit, chat?
Why?
Why is Google Chrome so shit?
Like, why?
Like, why is Google Chrome so bad?
How did you fix this?
Am I just cooked?
F3 or something?
Alt-Tab?
What do I do?
What do I do in this scenario?
Okay, Gigi.
GigiStream?
What do I do?
What do I do chat?
What?
How is Google Chrome so bad?
I don't understand.
How is Google Chrome bad, bro?
Like what?
How is Google Chrome so bad?
Insane.
Insane, Byron scored?
How about you have to like text me on how to fix that.
That gives me an aneurysm.
Byron scored?
Wait, but extra time.
I thought there is no extra time in aggregate.
Why does the Google say extra time?
94% chance probability.
I thought there's no extra time because it's aggregate, right?
Chat, why does it say extra time?
Why does it say that?
No, but it's saying 2% probability of PSG winning,
4% of Byron winning, 94% chance of extra time,
not stoppage time, but it's aggregates of PSG wins.
Also, aren't we already in extra time?
Should I do what I'm saying?
Why does it say that?
If it gets 6-6, they have extra time.
Yeah, but that's never going to happen.
PSG is just going to pass around in the back and the game's going to end.
There's like a 0% chance of extra time.
The site is like trash.
This is 0% chance of extra time.
PSG is just going to pass around in the back and the game's going to end.
They're already in the 95th minute.
extra time it's aggregate or in Champions League it's aggregate so there is no extra time the game
just ends at one one and PSG wins six to five right it's two to one buyer nobody's wonder one
and it's six five aggregate I'm gonna have an aneurysm I hate websites with football it's just
always like the dumbest shit ever because PSG is gonna pass around and the game's gonna end
because there's six five aggregate right comedy that kind of update 94% of a
draw you dumbass yeah but it doesn't say that it says 94% chance of extra time
it should just say 94% draw and it's not a draw the game's over like PSG wins
aggregate they're just gonna pass around so PSG versus Arsenal
in Champions League Grand Finals. PSG's winning that. PSG's winning that. It's because it's
added its time from stoppages. No, I know. I'm just saying, um, uh, whatever. The site's
just dog shit is all I'm saying. Cause it's saying, uh, extra time, but yeah, the game
just ended. See what I mean? It said 94% chance of extra time, but there is no extra
time because it's aggregate in the website glitch. Cause aggregate, it ends the game.
So PSG plays against Arsenal, bro.
PSG plays against Arsenal.
PSG is winning that.
GG's in the shot.
PSG is winning that.
But it is, Champions League final is one leg.
So maybe Arsenal could win,
but I'm gonna say PSG wins that.
Okay, chat.
Should we play the new Siege update?
Chat, are there new packs on Siege?
Are there new packs?
I know there's a new mode, but it's their new packs.
Is there new packs, chat a lot?
Chat, is there new packs?
Is there new packs?
Yes, let's fucking go.
There is, really, bro, let's rip the new packs
and play the new mode chat,
and then solo queue to Everilboss!
And then we're gonna go league.
Chat, it's gonna be a great fucking day.
I'm gonna go P-boys and I'll be RV.
Let's go.
You
you
We increased your rate of error.
We increased your rank by 14 points, which means one of the enemies that beat me was cheating.
And I literally said, oh my God, what if it was the solos on Outback that I was suspicious
of?
I'm dokes bro, that's all I'm saying.
What if it was the solos on Outback that was 11-0, that was running out on me every
around and pre-animating me, but then he had like a 0.9 KD.
So it was weird.
The only way for him to even cheating is if he instantly,
like immediately bought cheats.
Like we recently bought cheats or bought the account.
Cause like his stats were like the most non-cheater stats ever.
He had like a 0.9, 0.9, 0.9, 0.9, and then he's 12
and I was just running out of every round.
But yeah, that means somebody was cheating.
Yeah, I love it.
Every time the word cheating comes up,
people just type the mood emo.
Bro, what did I just chat?
What is this pause screen?
What is this pause screen, bro?
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we got a new mode in Siege.
We got chat pulled up.
Oh my God.
Okay.
First things first.
I'm the realest.
Shout out to Yuselia.
Second, is that Yuselia?
Who said that?
Chat, who said first things first?
I'm the realest.
Who said that?
Guys, we got packs!
I love when they add in new packs and new cosmetics, bro.
New packs, new cosmetics, let's do this.
Now where's the packs, bro?
Where's the packs?
Is it in collection?
Is it just new cosmetics?
No, I wanted to rip packs.
Yes!
We got packs!
I have no moneons.
YES! YES! WE GOT BACK!
I have no monions.
Bro, 8,900 credits?
How much money is that chat?
You don't have enough R6 credits, so let me buy them.
Oh my god, this is gonna leak my card.
I have a strong feeling I'm gonna leak my card here, I'm not even kidding.
I have a 90 buck of ruse.
Nothing's asleep. The screen is black. Shut up with that bullshit, y'all. Shut up with
that bullshit.
Mayo, think of it as your one. William, think of it as your prime.
Oh my. I knew it would leak my card. Hi guys, I'm so smart. Hi guys. Hi guys, do we need
to add funds to this?
What?
What happened?
Hi, guys.
It's past time.
Chad, nothing is a leak, bro.
Nothing is a leak, y'all.
What do you mean, ale human?
Who pissed in this guy's cereal?
You are so sassy.
First things first, I'm the realest.
You don't have access to this resource.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sassy.
You don't have access to this resource.
All right.
Oh no, I got it!
High-vives!
Yes!
Yes, Queen!
High-vives!
Yes, Queen!
Okay.
Chat, you guys ready?
Ladies and gentlemen!
We have new packs in Rainbow Six Siege, which means we have a new YouTube video in Rainbow
Six Siege YouTube.
If you're watching this on YouTube, click the like button, click the subscribe button,
let's go!
Okay, rainbow is magic, 2026 packs.
There are new cosmetics, new packs, and the new mode.
We're gonna rip all of the new packs, get the memento skin, which is apparently beautiful,
and then we're gonna play the new mode.
further ado, chat type of high YouTube in the chat. Classic Ubisoft. What we're gonna do
is we're gonna redo that entire YouTube intro. Like, Ubisoft, Ubisoft, throw me a bone! Bro,
And rebooting on PC chat, rebooting on PC literally takes four minutes.
Bro, Ubisoft, do y'all ever work? Like, does y'all's game work? Does y'all's game work?
Hi, YouTube. Bye, YouTube. All right. Yeah, I won't just redo it. It's not a review.
Bro, I'm excited. I have not looked at these-
Controller almost broke. I have not looked at these cosmetics. I'd be lying if I said
that I wasn't pitching a tent in my pants right now.
Gibby with the 10 gifts.
So let's get a W Gibby in the fucking chat.
Gibby the 10 gift baby.
Gibby put that Yaga black ice in my ass.
Bro, and also chat.
I mean, real ones know.
Rainbows magic is the best R6 motive of all time.
I love that they bring it back every year.
First, thanks first. I'm the real ex.
New $100 skin, $100 skin. Wait, Siege is doing $100 skins? I kind of like how they
kept a lot of those skins cheaper. Siege is doing $100, wait, what is $100 skin?
5500 hours, what? Slice tracker? I'm going to be honest, I don't even know why it says that.
I have maybe 200 hours on PC Siege. Maybe because I leave UbiConnect open for years.
I don't know what it is. I have all my hours on console as y'all know I didn't start playing PCC
She'll literally like nine days ago literally ten days ago
mood I'm lying about ours
I'm not lying about ours. I have 30,000 hours. I'm just saying
Why are you guys?
Okay chat here we go. Let's chat us again. Oh
Oh my god, we have all of our packs.
Guys!
Wait, we have a lot of packs.
Should we rip these?
No.
Should we rip these or should we save these?
We should save these?
We could get Yeager Black Eyes, though.
I mean, okay, chat, what should we do?
What we could do to make this YouTube video an absolute banger is we could rip all 33
of the new packs.
we rip 41 alphas and then we play the new mode. Alright, let's do it. Okay, Jeff, I need to get a
fresh bottle of water and then I'm ready to go. I'm about to get a fresh bottle of water.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, okay, so I know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to save my alphas till I get 100, so then we can do a big alpha opening, okay.
Yep, I'm vaping, chat, I'm vaping.
Yep, I came back with a vitamin water, a protein and a, not a protein, a protein shake
and a, a, a water.
But yeah, I vaped.
You got me! You got me! You got me! I was fainting!
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let's do it.
YouTube! Welcome to another video.
Rainbow is Magic just dropped-
Ubisoft just dropped new packs.
Which means every time Ubisoft drops new packs, we get a new YouTube video.
And these will be rainbow is magic 2026 mode. I have not looked at any of the skins
Let's go
New packs new skins YouTube if you like the pack over these can't subscribe and like here we go chat
We're gonna rate these one through ten unbiasedly. All right. We got 33 packs and then we're gonna play the new mode
This is why I look like this is why down boy get down down boy
Down boy!
This is why I love rainbow-ish magic, specifically rainbow-ish magic,
because even the blues are actually colorful.
Like guys, this is a blue.
Can you imagine what the epics are gonna look like?
That's a blue! A crimp!
Kind of?
Cutesy-futesy.
I don't mind this.
I don't mind this. Very cute. Very cute little...
It's cute.
it's very cute okay first epic of the day first epic of the day okay so Fenrir
is slang clock it Fenrir is slang clock it I see I love this mode because it
just it's unlocked so much zest inside of me I love I love rainbow with magic
And it's my favorite time of the year whenever this mode is in the game
Even this guys guys even this is a blue this doesn't look bad at all
R6 just make more colorful skins y'all I
Hate when they make like a gray skin and they call it a blue. It's like alright
Alright
Another blue chat another blue for the boys
Okay, okay solid the momentum we have to check out the momentum if you open all the packs and get the collection
Which I would not recommend doing but I'm gonna do it if you do that you get the momentum
Okay, my show LMG skin now. I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna be unbiased here
They're getting a little bit lazy because this is like the fourth time we've seen this game
This is the fourth time. We've seen this one
Neutron skin, yes!
Yes!
Neutron skin, baby!
Wait, but I should probably take this off because this gives me a competitive disadvantage.
You guys hear that?
I don't know what happened there, chat, I got locked into that animation.
Purple!
Not bad.
Purple!
Shaisa!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you, sisters.
A pink attachment skin is very calm.
It's pink glitter.
Whoa!
Not bad!
How is this a blue?
Like, who is the one that's getting skin rarities?
In my book, this is a purple, sister.
What, again?
Okay, I mean it's very glittery, very glittery, sisters.
Where are the purples at?
Whoa!
This is not bad, Warden's...
Warden's kind of slang.
This is not bad at all.
Yeah, okay, Ubisoft. Like, guys, we always get lazy with something.
I've seen these three teddy bears nine times now.
Come on guys
Say say one line
Reset game again
So let me get this straight
Let me get this straight. I
Get a pack glitch. I reset my app and then 10 packs later. I
I get another pack glitch!
You want to know, Jack?
The three universal truths.
Death, taxes, and Ubisoft producing the buggiest glitchiest games ever.
Bro, I don't understand, though. I don't get it. Like, y'all are billionaires.
Are you not billionaires?
Assassin's Creed, Rainbow Six, and For Honor.
Am I missing another game? I have been missing another Ubisoft game. Are y'all not billionaires?
I mean, what's like, how is this even happening?
They made Far Cry. Ubisoft made Far Cry also. Are you kidding me?
So Ubisoft has produced all of the Tom Clancy's games, all of the Far Cry games, all of the Assassin's Creed games, and For Honor.
And we have a package happening and then Ubisoft Connect works half the time. Where's the money?
Where is the money? Where is the money? Where's the money? Where's the money? Like where's it going?
Is it not going to your most popular multiplayer competitive game? Where is the money? Where's it
Where? I don't understand. Where is the money? Where's it at?
All right, well, it, okay. Where are the packs at?
Okay, YouTube, welcome back. If you're wondering why the video randomly edited,
it's because our packs glitched for the second time.
Alright.
Okay.
I like- okay, this is...
This is kind of like a rage bait charm.
I don't mind this charm, though.
Oh, not a bad card background, not a bad card background.
We got our second purple.
We got our second purple, guys.
Here we go.
Okay, it looks like Maestro's slang, too.
It looks like Maestro is slang too.
Guys, I might start slang.
It looks like Maestro is slang too.
Or Warden, did I say Maestro?
Warden, sorry.
Shiesa, shiesa.
Okay, next up.
See now, this is a, is that a puppy?
It's a puppy.
Is that a Chihuahua Jack?
What type of puppy is this?
I think that's a chihuahua chat.
That looks like a chihuahua.
Okay.
Burble, burble!
Here we go, here we go.
Come on, give us the new uniforms or something.
Wait, they gave Deimos a cowboy hat?
Vah!
Holy jawline, holy facial symmetry, wow, Warden is brutally mogging, holy jawline, he is kind
of slang though sisters.
Okay, not a bad, like still clean, still cutesy footsie.
So we're gonna play the new mode, we're gonna play the new mode.
Vax!
Okay, so friendship tunes.
We got Jaeger with, um, okay, it's not bad.
Ooh, Deimos, okay, they actually kind of, uh, they kind of spasmed with Deimos a little
bit.
New mode is really fun. Yeah, they always slightly changed every year, but I love Wrangler's
Magic. I'm gonna play it right after. Ooh! Okay, now Fenrir is, like, okay. Fenrir is
slaying the most. Like, I'm not even kidding. Like Fenrir? He got an ass tattoo? What?! Fenrir
is definitely slang the most. Oh my god.
Okay, this okay. He's slang, yo. Like Fenrir is slang.
I'm not even gonna lie. It is... wow. It is giving...
it's giving slang. Fenrir is actually slang.
Clock it clock it wait demos demos and here nice
Wait, did they most have a ponytail this whole time what?
Boss
Okay, chat. I'm gonna be honest. Wait, memento, memento, memento. We give them memento now.
Chat, but to be honest, I would give these skins a 7. I wish they did more. I wish they
did more operators, but it's okay. They want to save room for next year. Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah. But chat, guess what? Now we get the memento! Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
The Memento is on Doka-ni DMR and a Rune-ni DMR.
That's like one of the best guns in the game.
Okay, without further ado, let's check it out.
Let's check it out.
The best place to check out a Memento
is always gonna be in Flippin'.
Wait, we can just play the new mode.
Yeah!
Guys, let's just play the new mode
and check out the Memento.
Ticket of Pound Town.
Okay, now.
We're playing rainbow is magic.
There's no DMRs.
It's pistol only.
Oh my god.
Mod everybody in the chat.
Oh my god.
Mod everybody in the chat.
Oh my god.
Mod everybody in the chat.
So the only way to test out the new mode is Victor McCall of it chat.
What is the way?
Oh yeah.
Training, training, training, training, training, training, training, training.
Before we enter the new mode and play rainbow is magic, which is my favorite mode
They do because I'm gonna be honest like I'm kind of a little bit of a zest fast
Okay, so we are gonna go a rune DMR and let's check it out. Yo
Reach me we know we know we know reach we we know we know we know
All right guys, let's check out the moment
Okay, this is a beautiful skin. Oh my god
Alright, first things first, I'm the realist. Second thing second, let's inspect.
Oh my god, the little teddy bear pokes out. The little teddy bear pokes out.
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Okay, let's do now chat. Let's do the reload animation
All right, so let's do the zero reload animation because there's two
Okay, so that's a little zero oh
My god look look at this one
That is actually so cute like I'm not even kidding chat that is so cute
I actually love that one. I'm not even kidding. I'd love it. Wow
very nice memento great memento
I need to fix this though
All right guys without further ado
It's time
It's time guys without further ado
The rainbow is magic mode. I'm heading in here. I'm heading in here
And sis does I'm playing see I switched to pc now. Don't worry. Uh control the fam
I'm never switching up on y'all
I don't control too much, but
We are on PC now chat look at my PC stats y'all
Look at my PC stats y'all like like bro. I'm gonna have a 2kd in and the road
And like I said, we have to keep grinding so we can solo queue the champion rip the alpha packs chat
I'm gonna save up until I get 100 alpha packs so then we can pack your black eyes. Who am I kidding?
We're never packing that shit anyways
If you genuinely somebody said they're copying cod with the skins and then somebody else said if you genuinely believe a skin can make a game
Cod yeah, you ever to be honest, bro
Love to
Siege, for me personally, is my most played game in my entire life, because I love Siege.
What you're not going to do is compare Call of Duty to Siege, because that's how you get
punched in the fucking face.
That's how you get- if you compare Cobb to Siege, bro, you should get punched in-
Okay, I'm going to play Fenrir.
I'm going to play Fenrir because, like, let's be honest, he's slaying.
I'm going to play Fenrir because he's slang.
Like, don't get me wrong.
You can say a lot of things about Siege.
The game has a horrible anti-cheat.
The game doesn't do enough frequent updates.
The game is very slow-paced and some people don't like that.
What you're not going to do is compare Siege to Call of Duty.
Because that means you're just high on weed, brother.
And you can even say Ubisoft is a horrible developer.
You can say that.
Yeah, I mean their track record isn't great.
Ubisoft Connect still doesn't work.
But what you're not gonna say is that Zee's coming.
This is the third air disc, you're not getting another one!
This just unlocks a lot of zest in me, I don't know, I love rainbow and spagic!
I'll get it let's go let's go. So everybody's orange and I have a pistol.
I can't go over there.
What? That was so unlucky. That was so unlucky.
Mr. Bear, he's being attacked! Mr. Bear!
What? That's a flashbang!
Two minutes with me.
Grandiordan! Coming out of nowhere!
What I thought we do?
Wait, we attack it?
Boss!
Nice guys.
Bro, this is too easy for the kid.
Did we win?
What?
teammate finish the uh finish the bear.
Mr. Bader.
Tell them to get a flashbang.
Watch this.
Shit.
Where I got double swung.
See now this?
Only three.
This mode reminds me of call of duty.
I don't mind stimming though.
Mr. Bear.
How's the Bear not dying?
it is! 10 and 3 Lee, man! 10 and 3 Lee! Okay, China should we play next? Bro, but none
of them slay. What? None of them slay. What? This mode reminds me of Tarpon Spray.
Are we dead of ass right now?
This mode reminds you of Tarpen Springs.
Are we dead of ass, bro?
Are we dead fucking ass, buddy?
This mode reminds you of Tarpen Springs.
I see no difference.
This is Tarpen Springs reincarnated.
The game was simple. Destroy the fake Mr. Bear.
Destroy the fake Mr. Bear.
Mr. Bear!
You're blasted
What my bad, bro, holy shit, he's pretty nice
Somebody's shooting mr. Bear
Oh my god, I'm getting giddy partied!
There's three big men on me!
Mr. Bear was under attack!
Mr. Bear!
Two minutes of playtime remained.
Bah!
Bro, how did the smol-
What the fuck?!
How did the smol-
I've never been one to be good with pistols oh he's behind me he's behind me okay sure
bro you know what yeah yeah you're behind me dude why not mr. bear oh my
god fuck but this guy's hiding quarters
Genly, Genly, these guys are crans bro, Genly.
Dead Genly, Genly.
Mr Bear!
BOX! WHAT THE BOX?!
HE IMPACTED ME!
Save one lucky, bro!
Mr. Bear!
NICE GUYS!
There it is!
Bro chat these guys are not good y'all.
These guys are not good y'all.
Tampon Springs POV.
What is Jiddy playing?
Mooda da moooda da.
This is like a, this is like a good mode, bro.
The impact one shots people?
Alright.
I mean I'm 17 and 8, should I have 20 kills?
Probably.
Ruben, I keep thinking like freaky rats who just rat in corners.
Why are you ratting in this mode?
Have a little fun, buddy.
Jinx you this, Momento? I got it, though.
It's been most simple.
Sista, sista, I already got it.
I'm gonna bust it out in rank today
when I bust it open some ass!
Wait chat, 4v5, we should always lose here.
We got a lot of dorks still
What guys I'm so bad with the
Oh my god, get you out, get you out!
Two minutes of playtime remain.
Mr. Bear?
You're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna
die!
You're gonna die! You're gonna die!
Fuuuuck!
I didn't hear that guy. I did not hear that guy.
Did we win?
Dad, did we win or did we lose?
Dad!
But you know what it is? Leaning. Leaning messes up your pistol shots. I swear.
Come here, Mr. Bear.
Mr. Bear bend over. Mr. Bear bend over.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
What's that with Tom and Jerry ass fight? What's that?
Come here, boss!
Mr. Bear
Mr. Bear was in danger
Mr. Bear
You're gonna die you're gonna die you're gonna die you're gonna die
But it went grab more damage sure to be one
26 kills. How the fuck did I not get MPPed? What?
Slap. Chat. Slap. Okay, okay, okay. Now chat.
Now that the fun is over, it is time for pain, suffering, and depression.
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege ranked here, I come.
First things first, let me add up the leg for the stream slide to the jackpot.
I'm not dead chat. I didn't die. I'm not fucking dead. And if I was dead, why would you say
fly low? I'm not dead. It's time for it to like guys, I'm going to go drain the main
vein aka Tinko aka relieve my Johnson. And it's time for solo queue to champion on
on PC day 10 solo queue to champion on PC day 10.
Let's fucking go, let's go.
You
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to reach champion.
Why did I come back and somebody in my chat just said the dark mall?
Yo, guys, who is ready to win this game?
I mean, I don't want to start a losing streak or anything.
And that is my type of guy.
That's my type of guy right there.
Me neither, Brown. Let's do this.
I was just in VP last game. I don't want to lose now.
Jinxie loving these rerun streams.
If you say some stupid shit like that again, as God as my witness,
You will never show your face in this channel ever again
Yo
I
holy shit
4 eliminated
it's just successful
is that controller in my scene?
yeah i'm on uh i'm on controller brother
why do you sound like jinksy?
because i am him
chat
why not? why not bro
3 aces in 2 days guys
that is disgusting
3 aces in 2 days
3 aces in 2 days. That is, I've never done that in my entire life, ever. I've played this
game for 11 years, I've never done that for 10 years. No, 10 years. 3 aces in 2 days.
That is disgusting. Like, that is actually disgusting.
KK, thank you for watching. Thank you for watching. Thank you for watching. Thank
I'm not thinking about the prime graph, I'm thinking about a problem, I'm thinking about a photo!
And R thinking about a photo!
PC might be the move, bro, that's what I'm saying. I might never play console again.
All my friends put the PC anyway.
So what's left for me on console? All my friends are PC. All of them.
Dude, three aces in two days.
Yeah, so if you're the real GenC, can you say balls are right?
portable PC
Wait, what the fuck
Jay went to PC.
Oh, my friends are PC.
I was the last one to move.
I genuinely thought you were like a sound boarder at first, bro.
What the fuck?
I know, right?
It's unreal at all.
Yeah.
It makes sense, because I did start playing PC until like literally eight days ago, so.
Yeah, no, I heard.
How do you like it?
Is it as toxic as people make it out to be?
No, it's actually less toxic than console.
I'm not a fan.
Yeah, are we chill people, Jay-C?
I think PC players are just older so they're naturally more mature, but some of them are still psychotic.
Hey, that's in my name, bro.
How old do you think you are?
In Customs. Yeah, like, in Customs.
Apologies for even stepping into a lobby with you.
Me, huh.
Apol- I'm gonna apologize for even stepping into a lobby with you.
Yeah, that's
Yeah, you wanna know something funny once in custom now that I say this it's gonna turn into a nightmare, but you want to know something funny
You guys remember how much I would get team killed on console
I don't even think I've been team killed on PC. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck right now
Aside from when Sina was trolling I don't think I've been killed on PC a single the team killed on PC a single time
I'm not sure. It's actually the same. Yo, one's catwalk.
They're all in A, and sight armor.
Hi dear, hi dear.
We sold it to Snake Blind.
Mission failed. All friendly were eliminated.
Jinxy, we already know this is pre-recorded. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
It's a live stream, there's no pre-recording shit!
Jinxy, I got an exam tomorrow. Any advice?
Sit next to a smart kid and cheat.
If I didn't do that, I would have not even passed school.
Just sit next to the smartest kid you know and cheat.
But you have to be Dexter Morgan
and make sure you don't get caught.
Make sure you don't get caught.
You have to be Dexter Morgan.
Sit next to the smartest kid and just cheat, bro.
But like, you need to be like literally
droning the objective.
Like every time...
yep there is chocolate protein shake all over the floor like every 10 seconds I
need you to be scanning and seeing if there's an enemy on you aka your
teacher I forgot to play Rudy again clean it up I'm in the middle of a
ranked game bro brother I wouldn't even clean my pants in the middle of a
Yeah
No, but back to what I was saying guys, I wouldn't even clean my uh, my pants in the middle of the ranked game. I'm not cleaning my fucking floor. You got me geeked. You actually got me geeked.
of
all of the
death of
death
of
death
of
Oh
Where is this guy oh my god
Just on the metal railing, Vaas?
Jesus, bro.
Prochat, it's because this protein shake is all over the floor and it's giving me anxiety.
Does this protein shake is all over the floor?
Chad, it's your main anxiety.
That it ass, that it ass.
Clean it then.
Let me say this again.
Everything in life can wait until after the ranked game.
You're getting invaded by the FBI.
Wait till after the ranked game.
Your house is burning down.
Wait till after the ranked game.
There's protein shake all over your floor.
Wait till after the ranked game.
You pissed yourself.
Wait till after the ranked game.
Your girlfriend's calling you.
Wait till after the ranked game.
I'm not gonna clean something
in a fucking ranked match.
For all hands down, they started stringing slaying to you.
What do you take it as?
A fucking joke?
Yeah, I haven't logged it up today though,
that's where I'm good.
But yeah, I agree.
I got rammed above
and then like solo pushed by Goku B.
Yeah, I'm gonna say that.
because I'm coping with my loss right now.
Yeah, so.
And bro, that's the beauty of streaming too.
Every time you lose or do bad,
you could just chalk it up to stream slapping.
No, trust me, I get it.
I genuinely thought you were AI.
Like, I know AI's going crazy.
Yeah, I know, bro.
Didn't expect you to be real.
Bro, are there AI geeksies running around
in front of the mask?
I need you to be yelling the mic,
I don't know if you got like our voices going through or anything, but he recognized my voice
and he was like wait a minute.
No, yeah, your voices are on the stream.
No, another thing, dude, they started talking in chat, so I don't know if you saw like the team chat.
They're like saying if it was
Just like how's that happen a lot though?
I thought the boss GM two bullets not three. I thought the boss GM two. It's cuz he's not
using a boss. I thought that I'm not even kidding. I thought it was a visual boss. I'm not even
kidding. I'm not even kidding. I thought it was a visual boss. I swear to God.
It's the most embarrassing way to die I think of all time brother brother. I thought
Bro I was gonna walk at him and like flash because I thought he was gonna reload his S.M.E. 12
Did you try shooting him oh, oh no Noah, let me try that next time a month Ben Noah
Yeah, Noah. No fucking shit I tried shooting him. What are you saying, Noah? No shit,
dipshit!
W, Noah. Great question. Valid question. No, it's not. Guys, he said it. Did you try
Try shooting him as I'm shooting.
No shit.
Do you have eyes, Nicholas?
W question.
All right, this is LeBron James,
three to one comeback right now.
Yeah, I'm locking right now.
So I'm styling you right now.
It's like, nervous.
I'm so I'm so like my car dude like
Wait easy to like the leg on the verse it's bro. Thank you bro. Wait yo, do you guys wanna
Break the hatch up top and then we get verte and then no mad plank. I like just
Alright.
I'll bring Hibana, we'll break the hatch.
Nomad, nomad off top, metal top east.
We have to all go up top and tear it down.
There's nobody with the wrong thing.
You're the Bradley Beale of R6.
Hey, hems up, hems up!
YOU WANNA GET BAMBED!
There's a lot of people teetering on the line of BULLSHIT TODAY!
The Bradley Beal of R6, are we dead ass?
He must recover the damage.
What am I dying for?
He was on a bullet hole there.
I got him.
Cameras broken
Well, the wind summoning me son
I'm good. Nice meeting you, bro. GG. GG's guys. GG's guys.
Nice meeting you. Sorry I let you down. Nope. You're good. I've made like shit too.
No, because it irritated me because last match I was literally MVP and won and then this one I lose.
the end of the cycle of stage dude.
You know I get that.
Take it easy.
Miho, miho, miho, miho, miho, miho, miho.
My Katie went down.
My Katie went down, bro.
Jeff, should we still pay for his payment anyways?
Wait, how do you, like,
chat. How do I get a recently played with person in my party? How do I do that? How do I do that?
Bro solo acuing to gold? Yep. Yep, for sure, bro. How do we do that?
How do you, how do you do that?
R6 tracker.
So he was the flat one, right? Is there a way to find his thing?
Check. Can somebody find his Ubisoft correct? Can somebody find his Ubisoft correct? Surely
somebody's gonna find it. He was the plot one. What was his name? Let's pay it off
anyways, bro.
People in chat are typing their own names. I'm just waiting for high-vives. Chat
It's not gonna work like as soon as I hear your voice. I'm gonna know it's not him
Waiting for it to update okay chat is typing their own names
Let's pay it anyways do if he if we can get it get him in if we can get him in oh
Oh, wow, hi-vis is finding his name.
I need to get this fucking chocolate milk off my fucking floor.
Wow, that is going to stain like a motherfucker.
Bro, that is going to stain like a motherfucker.
Did you find him, Hibis?
No way, Hibis!
All right, that protein shake is going to stay so fucking hard.
Fucking hard that protein shake is gonna stang so hard
Yo
Wait, yo, we're you wait wait psycho
Yo, bro, I'm just gonna pay for your car payment anyways, bro. No for real. Yeah, bro. I don't I don't mind that all you just some
God yeah, yeah, don't do that bro. You're good, bro. Um, how can I get your PayPal? Is there a way I could get your PayPal?
I mean, I don't I don't have PayPal. I use I use cash up
Highbites, can I have to make a PayPal?
Hold up, let me ask hi guys really quick. I might be able to send it to hi guys and he catch up you and like increments and whatever
Yo, what's up chat?
I didn't even know if I was going to be able to find you because I had streamer mode on.
Dude, I literally joined your chat and I was like, this is crazy and then I see people saying
something about the car and I'm like, there's no way.
Like in my heart's pounding, bro, it feels like it's going to jump on my chest.
I got you, bro.
I'm just waiting for Havas to respond.
Havas, do you have cash apps?
Yo, there's my homeboy, Nez, by the way.
Nez, what's up, bro?
Oh, hi guys.
Wait, guys, do you have PayPal that I can send it to you and you send it to him?
No, I don't. I don't. Unfortunately, I don't.
Okay, hi guys. It's banned on Cash App and I banned on Cash App as well because somebody hacked my account.
I mean, do you think you could just wait for him to make his PayPal and then just he can wait for the ban?
Yeah, yeah, that's totally fine, bro
Bro, um, I just add you on discord
Holy shit, I mean excuse my language. Yeah, bro. Yeah, you can do all right
What is your adult say actually just say your discord and then I'll add you
I have cash out bro, don't worry
It's the same as a UB soft user.
Wait, his discord is his UB?
Yeah, it's the same.
Yeah, that's true.
Psychopathic with an X instead of an O. Got it.
Yo, yo, bro, I just sent you a firm request on discord.
Just like, did you get it? Did you get it?
Not gonna lie. I don't even know if this is a real you.
Like there's so many Jinxies.
It should be underscore Jinxie with a Jinxie logo.
Just add me back and then I'll tell you if I see you on my popup.
It's underscore Jinxie.
Oh, I see you. I see you just adding me.
You have the yellow propa picture?
Wait, was that the one? Was that the one?
It's your profile picture yellow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a little. Yeah, we just like smiling. Yeah. I have you added
So bro, just um text me your PayPal. All right, and I'll just send it over
Okay, dude. Yeah, man. Thanks. Yeah. Wow. No problem at all brother a nice meeting y'all too
Yeah, all right
Okay, coach me Jesus. All right, we did like chat we did
extended our losing streak though but we did get Hilo back from the cheater so
who cares. Bro this protein shake is gonna stain all over my floor. Bro this
is bro I don't know why but I swear to god protein shakes stain more than
anything they're like so thick. We instantly found a match which is
normally a bad sign? Can I still have not, what's it going? I still have not been, you
know, I texted you my rank and I still entered a response late. No, XQC, I added you into
the Twitter group chat. You're in, brother. I saved the spot for you, X. I got you,
X, I got you, dude.
You good, you good.
I got you, X.
I know you're not great at texting, so I just saved you as part of your list.
I knew you would probably want to play because you play League.
Okay, I have to play a rune this game.
So I have to play a rune this game.
Have to play a rune, have to play a rune, have to play a rune.
Is the full official list out?
X, no.
It's, I think we have 31 people, 32.
I don't have all 40 yet.
But x I've asked everybody their peak rank and their roles and their hours played
Which just be great good roles because nobody has their hours played
All right chat I'm on a Rudy I'm on a Rudy
X is gonna be early bro. So make sure you set an alarm for Monday x is gonna be at like four because a lot of EU people playing
So set an alarm for like three X
Don't sleep in bro. It's not like ten alarms
Oh
Fuck
of
I hate you all so much.
Somebody just happened to me. What's happening?
Made no noise. I actually I-
Oh my f**k. What the f**k, bro?
I got no sound on that, like zero sound whatsoever.
I got no sound, nothing.
He's just inside.
How the fuck did Bandit not die?
What?
What just happened?
Close.
No, my Katie went down, champs!
What up for me, we're going.
This guy said, are you deaf?
Trying to say, are you deaf?
All right.
Well played.
My team's accident.
Fuck me.
Go to the team.
Well played, guys.
Well played.
I love this thing for the first one.
Are you deaf?
Instead of saying, are you deaf?
All right.
Are you deaf?
as in Maldor Vader.
The furry discord sent a furry suit to your house.
Dara.
Bro, I'm gonna play so bad, why?
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
When is the last of us?
Bro, I don't know, bro.
I don't know, man.
Whatever, I'm fielding it.
Bro, May 16th.
We're doing that Minecraft with Ron.
Minecraft with Ron.
Beating hardcore Minecraft with Ronny.
Friday?
No, wait, what is Friday?
Secure the bombs.
Oh, no, no, no.
So, bruh, this thing's gonna be easy.
Bro, Friday is, um...
Well, May 9th is...
We all right.
May not this time it's for a game
of
You have been spotted by hostiles fall back
The location is in compromise
You have been spotted by hostiles fall back the diffuser has been nice guys
Nice, nice guys.
Kaden's thinking for the prime sub.
Kaden, appreciate it, baby.
Kaden's thinking for the prime, baby.
Jigsie, stop acting like you're not using a Zim.
All right, I got you, bro.
Mawra!
I must have confused the flock out of my team
with the bands there.
Navi, think of a different stuff, Navi.
L1 tap, how's that an L1 tap though?
That's sexy, that one tap turned me on
and aroused my penis.
Shut up, my mom is sleeping.
So why would you blast stream audio with your mom sleeping?
Bro, can I just get emerald for Christ's sake?
I just want to get emerald pro. Jesus! I'm a simple guy!
Put the furry costume on.
Protect the bombs.
I
I love gunning to the brats up CJ appreciate it
Jinx, do you love gooning to you, baby?
Appreciate that, man.
Much love, bro. Thanks for the support.
You love gooning to me? I mean, are we dead ass?
Are we dead fucking ass, bro?
Are we dead ass?
Why is the chat retweeting this?
Why the hell is the chat retweeting this?
Mingo, what's up there?
Bro, Mingo, PC is like a free path.
I just feel unlocked.
I feel like enlightened, bro.
I cannot be fucked with on PC.
I feel like I'm just shooting shit.
For the first time in forever.
I don't think it about gifted out of the divide gifted appreciate it baby
we need to locate a bomb but what did mingo say
need time now I can't get off seats like an emerald this is disgusting if I'm
not emerald today I should have an emerald yesterday but I got lost to the
fucking moon Alan make a revive gift it out
Join Mingo's T2 team. Bro, Mingo, if you want to play like an event or something, I'm down.
That'd be so fun. Play a T2 journey? Yeah, Mingo, you just let me know, bro. You just let me know.
That'd be such good content. That'd be like face-dead on steroids.
must be located and defused.
That's a nice bosom right there. I'm not even gonna hold you.
This guy has to be stream sniping. He's gonna turn around and shoot my drone in a second.
Nobody does this unless they're sniping.
He's gonna turn around and shoot my drone.
Yo, yo, yo.
I
What's up
See you on the bottom or by good WCO to check
Yo Jinx he had me back
Yo, who's there? Can you walk in and win the game?
that's a good fucking team now that is a good fucking team there we go you're
Yo, GGs guys.
Yo, I love you, GGs. You make this game so much fun.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate that, Chad.
Good luck with your guys' games.
Chad, one off Emerald. One off Emerald.
Ah!
Yeah, I mean, I didn't have to do anything in that game.
My team was just fucking good.
Dude, I need to fucking de-clean this protein chain after the stream.
My birthday is the 16th of May?
Oh, that's what I'm doing in Minecraft.
That's what I'm doing in Minecraft with Ron.
That's what I was going to say.
May 9th is when Stompin plays.
May 9th and May 10th is that League of Legends Clash Tournament thing that I might do with
like Tatter 1 and Dantas and about the challengers and just have fun.
May 11th is that League of Legends Tournament with all the streamers and creators and stuff.
And then, yeah, May 16th is my crowd.
We got a good couple of weeks, but yeah, like during all this, like Stompin is going
to be playing.
He's not supporting all of his games unless it's like early as fuck.
I wake, I literally wake up at like 1230. It's bad, bro. It's bad.
It's fucking bad.
I'm not even kidding. Every time I go to sleep, I swear to God, every time I go to sleep, I just look up Joe Bart on YouTube and just keep scrolling until I see a video that I like.
Joe Bart is like the most goaded, like sleeping medicine ever.
Like you just put on, like I just, I love hearing him, yeah.
I love hearing Joe, yeah.
I don't think it's your one, it's so immersive.
Y'all don't think it's your one.
I've been doing that every night since I was in England.
I'm not kidding.
I've watched like probably fucking 40 of Joe's been playing.
Joe is just goaded.
Okay, let's ban...ooh. I actually don't know what to do here.
Um, oh, if we ban Sky we play theme. Hopefully they ban theme.
But the thing is they're gonna ban Sky. Like, if we were sweaty with bans...
Oh, please.
Shut up.
I don't mind a bank.
Jack gave her the 10 gift and Jack put the gate of black ice in my ass.
Jack, give me the 10 gifted. Be more entertaining. Yo, Nick, do you want to be fucking perma,
buddy? Nick, do you want to be perma? You have the same exact name as me, and you're
annoying as fuck. How dare you, bro? How fucking dare you? How dare you, bro? Oh, don't tell
me boggles is in here. Don't fucking tell me boggles is in here. Jesus Christ. Don't
tell me boggles is in here bro please God
don't tell me boggles is in the fucking stream oh my god i see him
oh god
bro you know what you know what i noticed boggles is carrying the torch of
carter boggles is carrying the torch of
of Carter at this point, bro, for just literal brain rot messages.
And I'm not going to lie, sometimes he actually does piss me off.
Like when I'm getting stream sniped and he says I'm coping, like Pausel, shut the fuck
up!
I don't know if I can take it off.
Activities are on location secured.
I can help you.
Alright, chat. This is the Amber Road game right here, boys. Here we go.
Nice guys wait, who did I knock who did I knock what I
I knocked somebody on the window?
Yo chat, it's not fucking John pork
I knocked the guy on the window. Do you go by Lil Dick Nick?
Uh, Kelonito, why why why why would I go by that bro?
Like I know you're not actually asking a question. You're you're literally just jabbing like Kelonito
No, I don't go by that. Why the fuck would I go by that?
Have I ever went by that? Ever. Ever on the street.
Do you go by Lil Dick Nick? Like, are you serious?
Are you legitimately serious? It's not even a question.
It's just a chat.
Brani calling, Yo Bro. I think Brani was calling like two years ago, chat.
The fuck are y'all saying? Hit a rare one.
Yo guys, if you guys keep saying to hit a rare one, they're no longer rare.
I'm not just hitting rare ones for the fuck of it.
It's no longer rare if we keep hitting the rare ones, y'all.
Bonnie is calling.
Yeah, that's creative.
fucking creative yep body blues on speed dial chat yep secure the area keep the
bomb detected
of
the
of
the
of
th
I
What make these like these holes out here bigger piece
Are they all
little dick Nick how are you yo guys it's not gonna catch on push they are
a bitch from head it's not gonna catch on all right so what are you switching
the PC forever now yeah bro all my friends with the PC I'm still on
controller though
wait wait yo I take a baby
pop for left operator stay up let's go let's go let's go guys I'm not going by
L.D.N. in the fucking chat like I'm not going by that shut the fuck up Tony's
Davuchi with the five gifted Tony W. Tony in the chair Tony the good vibe
gifted Tony the good vibe gifted baby baby I like it like it like it baby
baby
Yo, why's the entire fucking chat typing LDN? Jesus Christ! Why? If we be thinking about
myself.
Bro, this is the Emerald game. I deserve this, man. Fucking 1.8kd. We solo-cued 95% of our
matches. I deserve this, bro. I deserve this shit, bro.
Or once we get emerald check how long do we have till the new season like a month?
I have more than enough time to do this like I'm gonna get champ and I'm gonna solo queue
So then no one can say jack shit
Realistically when I hit champ I think I'm gonna have a 1.6 KD. That is my actual prediction 1.6 KD and champ dead mass
Plays plus cries equals deserves
Uh, yeah, boggles, if you have a 4IQ, that could be your deductive reasoning.
Or boggles, maybe just the 1.8K to hear the bomb.
I-I like how you sweep that one under the rug, boggles.
Place prize deserves... what?
No, I just have a 1.8K to be!
No, that was intentional. I saw this. No, no, it wasn't. I was not trying to do that.
I witnessed it with my own two arms. Don't listen to this guy. I did not mean to kill you.
He aimed directly at you. Yo, bro, shut up! No, I didn't! I was on a peak. Like, I was on a peak.
Why do you deadass sound like Zinzi?
Because I'm AI bro.
Zin, they're gonna pretend to get it.
Zin, WZ, but it's chat.
Um, okay.
My fault.
Yes, bro. This is AI.
Uh...
Hey, can you not kill me next time?
Appreciate that.
I'm sorry.
Holding voice mode.
No, no, no.
I wasn't trying to kill you, okay?
What's trying to kill you?
You have a sexy voice, though.
So, how old are you?
15.
Say, no, say you swear to God.
He's not fair with me, please.
Yeah, you just, Kat, bro, you are not 15, dude.
You're not 15.
Please, please, don't swear with me, please.
Right, chat, this guy, like, he's not 15.
He's not 15.
You guys can say Jimity, we all know he's like 26, bro.
Do you hear this guy?
Well, he's like 26, bro.
Literally, this guy's unked out.
The locator's on.
It's like 26, y'all.
Average Roblox VC voice.
What the fuck does that mean?
How you doing today, Ging?
I see him watching your stream buddy.
Alright bro you got it.
I...
Whoa.
I should be more happy right now.
What the frick?
I'm not Benzema.
The guy is not 15 y'all.
The guy is like 28.
Okay.
The guy is like 48 bro.
my fucking back my fucking back downstairs downstairs like my fucking back drops aren't
Stepping into a arena with you. Holy shit, bro. Holy fucking shit
I have a lobby cam that a fuser has been secured. Wait coming up. Lobby keeps coming up. Lobby running up lobby steps
Road escape up
One friendly operator remaining.
He missed four shots on a stationary drone, then gave up.
All friendly, but bit eliminated.
Bro, what the fuck just happened?
It's all good, guys. We got this next round.
Ben, Kate. Kate, Kate, Kate.
Bro, he missed 4 shots on a stationary drone, gave up, turned around, and just one shot in my TNA.
My controller disconnected, what the fuck was that?
Zing, they were the 5 gifted, WZ with a chat?
Oh, this is not good. Wait, wait, wait, this is...
What? What? What?
There we go.
Had a little unplug and reclog to him.
Zing the good about you, baby.
Tickle it, pow, pow.
All right, let's keep it simple.
They're going to go down.
So, uh...
All right.
M and K activated.
How many subs have you got gifted today, my contrary?
No, alright, M and K activated it.
How many subs have you got gifted today?
I can't share it.
Fass?
Ah, bro, honestly, I don't even know, dude.
No, this is actually crazy. I've never played with someone famous before. What the fuck?
Yeah, bro, you never know, dude. You're so on cue, man.
you have me I'm you are you you have me muted I'm muted you just now bro I didn't
know how you knew it all right cool oh well yeah it is we're gonna meet me in
everything I see how it is uh bro I didn't meet you what I'm showing Jinxie
I'm sure it needs everyone for me I don't know what's going on like why are
the names on your stream like different streamer mode wait hot novel what did you
get banned for what was your voice and is that my name on streamer mode yes
bro what yeah what did you get banned for I haven't played the game in a while and
and I was trying to see what I could get away with,
like saying the N word, but not actually saying the N word.
I'm just muting all, I'm just muting all.
Somebody by chat just said, Brendan Bantz,
he said, Jynxy, why did you stop dating?
What does that even mean?
This guy said, Jynxy, why did you stop dating
Brendan Bantz?
And his name is Brendan Bantz.
Jamesy, why did you stop dating Brendan Bands and his name is Brendan Bands?
You must recover the diffuser.
Jot watch this, you guys gonna learn something cool?
Best angle in the game, it's tighter than my ass.
Shit on.
of
the
top four
of the
I
Please guys
What did he say?
Love you, Jinxie.
GG's, guys.
GG's.
I'm giving you bad luck.
All right, bro.
I think we just got Diamond.
Chat, I think we just got Diamond.
Deadass.
I think we just got Diamond.
I'm not even kidding.
I think we just got it.
Or Emerald.
Sorry, Emerald.
Yes!
Yes, bitches!
Okay, chat.
Play another one.
Why not?
I'm addicted.
I'm addicted and I just can't get enough.
All right, I'm gonna go pee.
you
I
Want me want to make you
I
Need time nah, I'm gonna leave in a little bit bro. I'm addicted in a fucking PC right bro. I'm a I'm addicted and I'm just
Well, I think about it every night
He's gonna lose the next game nah, I don't really be losing twin I
Don't want to be losing. I'm getting bored. Can you speed it up?
Uh, Kalanito, you could just leave the stream, brother.
You don't have to speed anything up.
You could just go ahead and slog out for me.
Squibby with the tier one, Shaggy with the tier one,
Cole with the tier one, Chum with the prime,
Luigi with the prime.
Yo, Jack, appreciate the new suffers guy.
I'll get on Lee, you're gonna love it.
I played two games this morning.
It was rough.
We got that one of the best maps in the game.
Avery, think of it as your one.
Avery, appreciate you, baby.
Jinx, you one of the drops?
I actually have no godly idea.
I'm assuming the rainbow is magic drops,
but I have no idea.
I'm just gonna assume they are.
So maybe you get like a skin or something
from the collection, which could be good or could be bad.
But I'm just shooting off the hip here, brother.
You can stop dilly-dadding on league.
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna play better today.
Papa C Bear thinking of the prime sub.
Absolutely today's league session
is gonna be fucking incredible.
Seriously, P not thinking of the prime sub,
cookie thinking of the prime sub,
voltage thinking of the prime,
planeto thinking of the prime.
Chad, if you have that blue crowd,
you can sub for free with Twitch Prime.
Give the jinx each arm with no ads.
Bitch, bitch.
Spend zero dollars.
A.C. thinking of the prime.
locate a bomb. Son, Miho, Jinxie, I can't get it off my screen. Del Rio, get your
life together! Olympus with the 10 gifted subs, she owned Olympus, put the
Yaga black eyes in my ass W. Little Pizzeria
I'm bored do a flip if I do a flip I'll crack my neck and die
I
Been playing this game for 11 years, and I've actually never seen anything like that. What the fuck just happened
What what just happened?
I'm bored and I just made a tribute to you what type of trip
Clear the blast area!
Welcome to Los Cueros Hermanos. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me God.
I misplayed it.
Woah.
Bro, these waters are hitting different than that.
Chad, I'm hydrated as fuck. I'm pissed in like a fountain.
So that's why in that scenario, it's very important for Osa to be leading the correct direction.
Because those are the wrong way she died.
Kikano, think of it or not. Kule, think of it or not.
Sebastian, think of it or not.
Hey, JXP, pee on me.
I'm going to be honest, bro. There's a chance I dropped like 17 kills this game.
Overly hydrated? Nah, I just keep drinking water until my piss is clear.
Aisha!
Yo, guys. We got this game.
Grown man wearing a v-neck.
Yep, it's not a v-neck, it's a jersey.
Drone my asshole.
Okay.
Mods perma-band him.
Bless you, thank you, chat.
W, W Manners chat.
Proud of y'all boys.
Not by the games you're on.
When are we going on our next date, Jinxie?
Lemon, there was never a date to begin with, bro.
Whoa, what do you mean next?
What the fuck?
Yo, does anybody have a mic on this team?
Yo, anybody got a microphone?
We need to locate a bomb.
Yo, uh, is anybody-
Did that actually just happen?
Did I just get shushed?
Did that actually just fucking happen?
your drone is found upon
My teams oh and four out to connect it, but I'm getting
Five seconds to insertion
Good boy
Now we're getting champ I'm telling you on DC this season tell you
Reload.
Dinksy, do you stream on Batty Hub?
Um, you know, why would I stream on Batty Hub, bro?
I'm not a Batty.
This is how I'm gonna get fucked on, by the way.
of
the
death of
death
of
The drone is ready.
Big time players make big time players.
probably get planned down
I don't know about that one Chief, he's like inside of me
I bought a plant
I
Nice let's go
That's what I'm talking about baby let's go
Oh!
Jinxy, drop in Omi fans.
Ah, but let's just start cleaning the shit up.
I'm just getting out of hand.
How is your penis enlargement surgery going?
Nice guys.
Somebody called up Katie's kitchen.
See, that's why I always say like,
call outs are Omi as good as whoever's giving them.
Kate is kitchen, uh, no, he's not kitchen, he's prep window, but luckily I knew he's
prep window.
That is not kitchen.
That's why like, if you're in low ranks bro, I'm not even kidding, like you could actually
just mute your team because the calls are so bad.
The calls are so bad, like, and we've all gotten killed with the calls before.
I hope you have an okay day. Appreciate that, Brody.
We need to locate a bomb.
We popped out at one in the morn.
You're advised your drone has located a bomb.
Alright, we should get a 1.9, can't do that from this game.
Nice shirt, yeah, girth and turf, baby.
Girth and turf.
Lewis, take him to the prime.
Run to him, take him to the prime.
Do you play much Siege?
I'm on Siege right now.
They got to play Siege every day for like 10 minutes.
And chess.
And lead.
I'm grinding Siege, chess, and league right now, that's what I'm stimming on right
now.
You've located a bomb. Make your way to this location and defuse it.
Reloading.
Drone's ready.
Play call to duty. Um, I would rather get ganked.
I would literally rather get ganked.
I think it'll be really smart though.
I'm just going to hold this angle for a minute like a freak, that's my team dad's
of
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I mean it's just it's just it's just light work dude it's fucking light work
light work no reaction light work no reaction you know that we broke up yo
Brendan do me a favor bro and get the fuck out of this chat before you get
banned Brendan I already addressed your psychosis that you're typing in the
But I've never even met you. We didn't break up. Get out!
I already addressed your insanity, bro.
bro make it count play it straight don't look back don't hesitate when you go big
me how did my camera freeze me how me how me how me how
Yo, Azami, what do you want anything?
I
Mean you really camera to yellow
Get ready to engage.
Grote Man trying in video games.
Uh, bubbles.
Am I supposed to lose on purpose?
Because I'm 24?
I don't understand.
Here we go again.
Here comes the three freest kills in my life.
What?
This is awkward.
standing on that yellow thing somebody can get a free kill maybe crotch on the
yellow thing somebody swingers swingers swingers swingers swingers swingers
nice
chop right chop right chop right
ah for last offstanding nice just a garbog two ping around two ping
i'm reloading
solos has the plants in out over me
Okay, never mind grown man, not trying.
BOMB IS NOT THE FUCK UP!
You might try to hide away.
What's the point of playing soloist if you're not going to defen-
Send the plane!
Go under the site!
Now we lose!
What the fuck?
You're a fucking amarod!
Please fail, all friendly's were eliminated.
No words, bro.
No fucking words, man.
You're sold us, you're playing below,
Isolating your teammate you're isolating your teammate. You're allowing your teammate to die
So why would you not just go under where the fucking diffuse is gonna be?
Your teeth plaque is emerald green boggles I will fold velocity right hook you in the chin
you missed your shot yeah I missed my shot which happens in Siege he
fundamentally made a horrific, horrific decision that I would never make I would
never let my teammate die in sight as Solas and then not defend the plant
simultaneously he basically just into it he disagreed he's not even under
where the diffuser is going to be as long as I never miss yeah yeah right
He's basically sacrificing his teammate dying so he can deny the plant and then doesn't
a zombie can I get a zombie right here thank you
of
the
I don't know how to do that.
He might have destroyed.
I'm up in that.
Is that my window?
Holy voicemark.
I'm one HP chat.
Up for last upstanding.
start up he's fighting me right now nice guys nice daddy fuck me are there
Are there any mobs in here? Seriously.
Uh, guys, this isn't, um, like X videos, bro.
This is Twitch. What is this chat?
High fives, let's go. Like, get these guys out of here.
Seriously. Show good thinking to the prime.
Flat thinking to the prime.
When will you pay me for these view bots?
Okay.
But...
Oh, hi guys is typing in now.
Hi guys just typed jinksy fuff me.
Yo boggles like chat, let's just appreciate the fact that every morning at five in the
morning boggles is in the stream rage baiting brother this guy literally dedicated his
entire life to rage bait.
That is the most dedication I've ever seen.
He's in Austria, so it's just five in the morning for him when he's in here.
I mean, Boggles, are you a fucking psychopath, bro?
Are you legitimately a fucking psychopath, dude?
W Passion.
Secure the bombs.
Boggles made you a mess, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe you have a hook at this.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll forest-located a bomb. Get ready for a-
Um, it's 9, dude.
Do you know what a time zone is, dude?
Oh, world doesn't revolve around you!
10 seconds to insertion.
3 again, get going.
A4 is located in the bottom. Get ready to engage.
3, I can see.
Wapping man!
Huh?
Who said you could speak?
I'm streaming bro. I miss click again.
I miss click every time.
two
to
death
of
death
It's like no man's land inside Jesus Christ
Fuck an Armageddon there
Planting pit once on verb once plan to get behind the metal thing planting by the metal thing
All right the guy on birth went down ready
If we go there again, uh, Miho, I think we, uh, roam. I think we roam if we go there again.
But, that way they can't just, like, rally meet us in the objective.
Plays a ranked game, cries when it's hard. Uh, boggles, I'm chilling, brother. I'm fucking coolcom-connecting.
Literally, shabbit of boggles, I don't know what you're saying.
Say I love you one last time, and then I'll leave.
Brendan, get the fuck out of the stream, Brendan.
Brendan, we didn't date?
Brendan, I've never met you.
We've never been on a date, Brendan.
Are you in like psychosis right now?
High-vives, Colin.
Yo, high-vives, what's up?
Hey, Jay-Z, how's it going, bro?
How are the ranked games?
Oh good bro. How are you doing?
I've been doing amazing bro. So basically I just wanted to
and chat now that R6 and Clitch are doing this partnership thing.
Where to secure the area. Keep the bomb protected.
Stop for the Q1 stop.
One second stop.
Give me the Chanka.
That's all Clitch.
One second over.
Holy ad, hi guys.
Wait what is this ad read?
wait if they stop they get a what
me home I did not say that
Yo, I have my for it. What type of ad read is this?
James, they were two of them. I'd have us. Thank you
Bob is a few steps, but in Tampa, I swear
Mihoff with the five gifted appreciate that Mihoff
Giddy react to all the League of Legends cinematics break that take like 27 hours
Isn't there a bunch dream blunt rotation
I heard the other guy. Jesus.
I thought he went.
Osa has a shield on this window.
Can somebody explain this Osa shield on this yellow thing here?
Oh, shit on her.
I love that perspective!
Um, on Skydive balcony.
Jinx, you do a stream where you do a handstand on an LMI.
Yeah, that's a permanent ban.
Muds, perma.
The last operator standing down to 15 seconds
I don't think that's gonna work out, I think this guy might be the worst soloist player
I've ever seen in my life.
So let's think of it, it's your one.
I think we just get you inside to win and we just win.
He's just in sight with a gun we learned but he's trying to like play like Macy J and he's just does not have the game sense for that.
Gelato, think of it as your one.
Chats not Elbully, he's just grieving the game playing soloist. It's the second round we've lost with him below.
He's empty. You sound tight.
Mods, I don't even know. Mods, I don't even know. You sound tight. Yeah, we're getting
instant.
I need to use your drone to locate the bombs.
He lasted longer than you? Well, yeah, that's because he's hiding downstairs letting his
entire team die. Also, have the two opening picks, bro.
Please leave three times and I'll throw it around the world inting.
How about as I played ten times, buddy?
Wait, how about, have I played nine times or ten times?
The advice your drone has located upon.
Insertion in ten seconds.
why are you breathing five seconds to go
you found a bomb it's your way to its location to defuse it
the defuser is no longer in your possession the user is now secured
What the fuck how did that get there we what
Rainbow Six Siege in the big 2026. Switch it up, bro.
It was the fifth most watched FPS game in the world last year.
Or no, sorry, fifth most watched Esport game.
I have a way less scary easy way to win the game instead of going up top because that's
like a nightmare.
I think we just go down and then we have two people roam up top so they can't just get
and I could run but we need to hold site.
I got set.
Upstairs has been a little bit of a nightmare.
I just need one guy to run with me like maybe vigil or something and just break for above site and then you guys just hold site.
Please get ignored and go top bottles. You're actually sick in that
Can we do a selfie after the game Nick what?
You make me hate myself Jinxie, I don't even know what that means. How do I have how do I have that effect?
How do I have that effect young?
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Hey, Jinxy, when is the Wiener reveal?
When is minecraft with Ron? Ah, the 60.
60.
are you a talking edge bomb located by off-board can see all jokes aside I miss
my balls for Brandon get the fuck out of the channel.
I'm not going to punch the castles, it's not going to be fun.
my parents make me watch your streams as punishment I had a doubt about that
highly fucking doubt that
I'm reloading are you sticking your tongue out for me Zendee I just do it
naturally when I'm locked in on a game you sick psycho
behind you Thunderbird.
Hey look it's the same guy who was playing Soldier.
That guy literally is like the worst player I've ever seen right now.
Nomads on the Seattle thing, Cap Yamp on the Seattle thing,
on the Seattle thing, on the Seattle thing.
You have to kill the snowman if you jump out.
Hi, hi, fuck.
All right, nomads going upstairs.
There's no threats right now.
Nice to meet you.
Just chill out, chill out, they have no time.
I have a bakery cam.
Bacary, Bacary, Bacary!
Wait, not anymore. No, no, no, not anymore.
Went up to the roof, I think.
One's gonna come down, red, but, one's above.
15 seconds.
They're not pushing Bacary.
I don't know what they're pushing.
Three drafts!
On cap again, on cap again!
Help him, help him!
Help him!
Five seconds left.
One out four remaining.
side window
Nice carry man
I was going to say I'm confused, am I illegal to get out?
Am I illegal to get out?
Alright we won, thank god, thank god we won.
What does this mean?
Does this mean somebody on my team was cheating?
Who was cheating on my team though?
Who was cheating on my team?
Chastity, anybody on my team looks sus
in the last couple days.
Who was cheating on my team?
All right Chastity, we get on League.
Who was cheating on my team?
So fucking cringe.
I said we said Muda and I never played ranked with Muda.
I never played ranked with Muda.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Chad what is Dante's doing? What is Dante's doing right now? What is Dante's doing?
What is Dante's doing? Let's see.
I'm going to take out a pound on town. So what is Dante's doing?
I'm going to clear the rest of the boss and then I'll put you back on the dragon.
He's in a game, just started. Okay, I'll play one more game. Chad tell Dante's I said one more.
Tell the office I said one more game and I'm ready.
Tell them to don't start another game.
We'll finish at the same time. One more.
you
You
Yeah.
Yeah, GenC.
What's up, what's up.
Yo guys, what's up, what's up.
What's up GenC. It's, I'm the ram from like, border a couple of games ago.
Did we win or did we lose?
We lost and then you put it on a game and you didn't want to get on border.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. But let's win this one.
Oh my god every time I play organ bra my pussy gets so wet
I don't know why I just said that um I get harvest what I meant to say
I'm gonna open up attic and sneak in through attic with my brick
Which I don't know why I said that sometimes my brain glitches and malfunctions
Swizz will be able to get to the low chat last game and then we're on league
Tell Dantez to be ready.
We're broken our last hand.
See you tomorrow, fatass.
Love you, say it back.
Brendan, I'm not like Brendan.
Just go. Go, Brendan.
Worst Darth Maul of my sneakers.
Ah, ma'am, just ban that guy for nine minutes.
I haven't I haven't had a cup can and not my first
He has not left out it so yes, how those two people out of side, so this is a night
And there's only like three on site
I'm trying to stay
Hey, they were starting to get into higher ranks
Good old organ attack man leaving the spot is literally like Armageddon
That was kind of a bot move though, I like it you're owned in.
Getting me low.
That's bonkey chat?
That's bonkey chat is like 12 years old by the way.
Federer is playing Bodo, close to Javi, Ash might be able to walk out of him if he's
I just told Fenrir I think we have to focus on that first um Ash you can just walk out
friendly operator remaining
you're gonna have to pistol a few shots once you
you're swinging the trophy door
good try, good try, good try
that one was kind of a bot moment by me
I called out Attic and he grabbed Attic
that's all
I think we banned Kavir because the hatches.
How is it that whenever I watch your stream you are dead?
Send your puss.
Your name is send your puss.
You got the Monty Band, good work.
Your name is literally send your puss, bro.
Who are you feeling like?
Like who?
Who are you feeling like?
Dead ass!
Your name is Senor Puss.
Jinxie, revive Batty Hub.
No.
Jynxie low-grade, Breed and League and Spectator and Siege. Get the Yi skin by the way. Shut up, bro.
Jynxie, my puh is vet and ready. Miles from a bandit.
Oh my god that's so mythical I used to grind grow to be able to my brother
Get a free kill I'm not getting
I'm serious, watch out for my truck C4, and I'm on.
One killer, one killed.
Clash on ping. Clash on two ping.
Renews 2-1 with me.
I'm rotating.
I think for the band a rune is on me if they're playing Fender every round their
DMR crushing the Rooney maybe Rooney.
Yeah, Rooney's not about shout.
Can I buy your panties for 10 renown?
I don't have panties bro.
Also even if just stop I don't even know why I'm responding.
Worst class player I've ever seen.
I didn't even do that bad.
He just his whole team died.
The thing about shield operators bro and why it's kind of
like it reminds me of like playing support in league honestly if your team's
dead like if your team's dying you can't do anything with a shield operator but
if your team's good shield operators are so fucking good
I'm loving it a lot today
hop on people for a lot of you guys are gonna see a bomb I've given people I'm
not fucking nothing
But I might, I might get him.
Uh, that's seriously gonna look good, too.
Drone has located a bomb.
Almost got away, almost got away, almost got away, almost got away.
10 seconds, 5 seconds, grinder revives, 1c1, it can lead to its location, Nidale is playing
somewhere upstairs, let's see if anything puts freezer, 2 rosers just to save funds
from sight, this is soft, 1 elbow, then your elbow,
Do we know are there any tower?
So fucking bad.
I think, uh, two more hours towering.
Did that guy just hit you?
Pixel peeking PUNCHY!
Oh my god, I want to get on defense so bad and just literally drop a nuke.
I want to get on defense so bad.
I'm going to kill the trap here.
Yeah, I'm on.
Jinxy, can you revive my sex life?
Uh, Giraffe, what the fuck do you think, bro?
Giraffe, how do you want me to do that, bro?
Do you want to start banging me?
Like, what do you want me to do?
What's- what's his meeting?
Here we go.
Argus positioned.
Look, you should help him, sir.
He's in meeting.
I'm on the left operator, you're trying, you're trying, you're trying, you're trying, we're delimiting it.
My bad, I thought the guy close was still up, I didn't realize you knocked him.
No, no, that's not on you at all bro. It was a 2v5.
Yeah, I could have also zed her through the wall, I didn't realize you were that close.
Jinx, you provide some sex into your life,
boggles, take your keyboard and just shove it up your ass,
legitimately.
It's Faker's birthday today in league, really.
Chat, I, with chat, I found out last night
that Faker's salary in league is like $8 million a year,
not counting, not counting like brand deals and stuff.
That is insane.
Highest paid in sports player ever probably just like holding deserved to
He's one like how many world championships like three or something or four
Eight million dollars a year, bro
No, it's not even a leak I just looked it up on Google I
Just looked up a faker salary area keep the bombs protected
Oh six six million here my back six million
Holding deserve those like the best gamer ever
Yeah, he has ownership in T1 as well. Yeah, I read that too
Oh, six world titles!
How are you liking PCR6?
It's probably the most refreshing and fun thing ever for me.
I was always scared of playing PCR6 because of cheaters, but like, I haven't really
ran into too many cheaters bro i think this is an attic take i'm not hearing anything from son
i didn't see anyone it's just buck's construction they're supposed to spawn
these are the worst hattles in the game by the way these are like cheaters
totally because of you
i fucking hate these hattles i don't know why they're not alive
I don't know, bro. It's just like I just I'm just in flow stage. I don't understand flow stage.
Do you see what language is this stream? What do you think, Zendie?
What, was that foggy moment?
It's one of those love fog things.
Eugh.
Oh, damn sleepy boy.
Fuck it, sleepy.
It's okay though, because I gotta lock in for League.
I gotta lock in mate.
Chat is uh, Dante's ready?
Is this game over?
I wonder what goes by faster in League game?
That's three minutes in.
I'm gonna lock in for League.
I gotta lock in mate.
Chat is uh, Dante's ready?
Is this game over?
by faster a league game that's three minutes in or a cgm i guess it depends on the length of both
love bugs this year are so bad bro yeah wait are love bugs like everywhere in florida how does that
work i see them everywhere bro i see love bugs fucking everywhere literally literally everywhere
I'm going to go back to the top.
Jinxy is four inches enough.
Come on, it's probably going to be better.
Press where to gochat.
in Florida there's a lot of butts in the back of the air
Op4 has located a bomb, ready for hostile action
Your location has been compromised
Noting Mag!
Do you stream where you braid your ass hairs?
It's not mean.
we need to kill
main stairs
look at the fireman
that
the taxes
of
One down
I'm playing so good out of your chat playing so fucking good out of your dude
What do we prefer what do we prefer kitchen?
No, no, no go go go meeting go meeting they're both kitchen just want to go meeting because dining is like unholdable
Nip slip for the boys.
Do a stream where you milk me dry.
Alright.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
I
Love the seed streams hate the streamer
Okay, you guys gonna see the most like broken
I'll just bounce them all down.
Reload!
Five seconds and counting.
Let's find the technique!
Uh, do you want this hatch topped on a green hatch?
Uh, yeah, if we're gonna play over there, yeah, so just play over there.
Well, Derek.
Heart needs to interactivate.
Buck down, small Derek.
Reloading!
I'm going to the house
He's on the door
I'm going to the house
Pushing, uh, pardon, big shower.
Nice, interesting angle.
We got our first victim.
you kill T1 T1 there's so one shot outside of white sasa you haven't
heard
that's nice jeez
just it's just elegant really it's just elegant it's just elegant yo insane
I'm thinking about bro. I'm telling you PCC just like that way PCC is fun
Wow, wow, wow chat is not as ready
He's in the game still. Oh my god. It's a sweaty ass game
Oh my God, he's raging.
He's raging.
Chat, Jinxie called him.
One more.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Dude, that winded on a high note.
That's like three dubs, one loss, four dubs, one loss.
One more chat.
I hit so many clips, everything.
We're a chat.
I've hit three Ases on Siege in two days.
I've never done that.
And it's on PC of all places.
I've never done that chat. That's actually insane. I'm calling down to us
Insane
Definitely in my prime three aces in two days is insane. Jin see yo don't just are you losing?
Jin see this game is fucked up, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you bro. Could you scream chair? Yep
Bro, I joined your stream and you were raging. What's going on?
um
It's like imagine you're doing a group project, right?
And you're having like the big like body paragraph that you knew do and then you have like one guy that needs to do the intro
And the other guy needs to do the conclusion, right? Yeah
And then it's like you clock in the day of that you're supposed to like
Sit there and actually submit everything and you realize that they did nothing and not even though they did nothing
But they actually raised all your work as well
So they like scribbled out your name and stuff
Yeah, exactly. Boy, hold on. Maybe something goes crazy here.
It's fuuuucked!
Alright, but how are you doing, Tay-Jing-Si?
I might have lost but I had to lose so you could win does that make sense? Oh my god, my chat couldn't screen that whole game bro
Yeah, bro, I'm ready. Don't tense. How'd you feel today, Lee? Like what was your record? What was your record today?
Today, I think we're like seven and after that loss. What are we? I think like either seven and three or seven and four
Well, I just had like a elegant siege session, so I'm feeling great today like I just played lights out
How many how many games that you went talk to me?
I think I won four and lost one. I think
Holy fuck, bro. You're about to be champion. Aren't you? Yeah, so I'm a good a champion on controller brown PC
All right, so JNC
Are you ready for me to break your brain today? Yeah, bro always bro. Let's do this shit
okay, so I'm gonna stop by showing you something in practice tool and
And then I'm gonna want you to do it too, but I think it's genuinely gonna help you a shit ton. Okay in practice tool
Okay, yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna start off. Okay, so I'll walk in master and I want to show you something. Are you ready?
Wait, do you want me to watch screen share? Yep. All right. I'm watching. Okay, so Jin see there's something that
Input it loop
Yeah, we're good now. We're good now. Okay, ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, so listen
something that I want to explain to you is that what if I told you that League of Legends,
when you're clearing and you're auto attacking is actually like a rhythm game?
Yeah, that makes sense. I've asked you about that bro. You explain it back. You like talk
talk about auto wing as if I know what that is.
For a contest, you like, like,
like, well, my problem is I spam tap
and I know I spam tap, but then like,
you're like, if you W, you cancel the auto of like the,
like bro, what do I do?
How do I kill someone?
Okay, so let me show you, are you ready?
So first thing we're gonna do,
first thing we're gonna do is
I'm actually gonna show you
some like e-mechanics right now, right?
And then I'm gonna want you
to do some of them, okay, to, okay?
Okay.
All right.
So the first one that I'm gonna show you
is auto attack resetting, right?
So you remember when I tell you to auto attack then Q?
Yeah, auto Q, auto Q, auto Q, auto Q.
So right now part of the problem is that when you do it,
you do it like this, right?
And it looks right, you know?
But the thing about it is the reason
why it's like auto Q is it's,
because it's more like that,
where you see when the damage tick goes off,
so I'm gonna show you something, okay?
I want you to look at the character
And you see this little number that appears
like the 54 orange, you see that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it.
Okay, correct.
So the thing about it is that the second that appears,
yeah, look, dude, it's perfect, okay?
Cause now I'm gonna show you something.
So the second that appears, it means
that your damage went off.
So if you actually use an ability,
the second you see that,
then you can cancel a bit of your animation
to do it faster.
So do you wanna see how that looks?
Sure, but you're like cluttering my brain again, bro
Do I have to you Q Q tap tap Q hold?
Okay, you know, we'll make it simple make it simple make it very simple
Okay, so when I say league is a rhythm game, this is how you auto attack normally, right? Yeah
And you see how when you auto attack and normally there's like this wind down period where it's like your sword is kind of like AFK
Yeah, I'm time up. Yeah, boom boom like it does a big arc. Yeah, it's like dead time
Exactly. So it's always in that dead time that you actually want to do your kiting. So you're moving. So it'd be like auto click back auto click back auto click back auto click back. Do you see it now?
Oh my God, I understand. So yes, move or hit, move, hit. Because I always thought if I'm moving I can't hit it. But if, which is true, right, if you're moving you can hit something.
Exactly, so that's why I like let's say we spawn a dummy right while you're moving you're cutting out the
Dead time I understand exactly. Yeah, so it's like that time
Dead time. Yeah, no, I understand that right perfect
Okay, so that's so that's the first thing that wants to show okay
The second thing I want to show you is what I mean when I say the W auto attack hands. Are you ready?
Yeah
Okay, so like so once you know this by the way like you're actually like
insane on mastery mechanics like you can play the yee at a challenger level so
we're gonna level up a little bit right to level three so let's say I spawn a
dummy right over here right look at when I auto attack you see how it's like
there's the dead time yeah all that dead time yeah so what it what happens is
when you press your auto attack your auto attack resets the dead time why
Why does he do that double knife sometimes? I don't understand that.
So the double knife is because every fourth auto attack, you hit twice.
So look one, two, three, four double auto.
Got it. Two, three, double auto.
And that double auto actually counts towards your next one.
So that's why it's like the second you're getting like ramped up,
you started attacking way more, right?
One, two, three, four, one. Yeah. Exactly.
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
So, did you see what I showed you when I showed you the W auto-counter?
Do you want me to explain that again?
No, no, no, no.
Explain that again, please.
Okay.
So, look.
Look.
Auto-attack, dead time.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you stop?
Yeah.
You were able to attack twice.
How so?
Because my W. So, if you spam click and then you W, right, I fucked up there.
But if you spam click and then you W, it actually makes it so your W resets your dead time.
Got it.
So the W just, it just fast forwards, got it.
Exactly.
All right.
And now one other thing I want to show you, okay.
So always W when I'm fighting, because I get a little temporary heal and a quicker
attack.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, exactly.
So how it works is like there's a bit of decision making.
So tell me if I'm overloading your brain, but the way it works of when you decide
whether or not you W in fights is if you know you're gonna kill the guy you use
your W
Who the fuck is that?
Yelling guy who's the yellow guy is no sorry. It's because I forgot to be my subsound. It's my sub notification. Oh
Jesus, okay
Okay, so like another thing I want to show you okay
So for now you can just always use your W as a reset, but if you think you're gonna be in a fight
Where it's like you might not win then you can just hold it and then use it as tankiness. Okay? Got it
All right now one last thing
Okay, are you ready? If I'm gonna win spam it if I'm gonna lose hold it. Yeah. Yeah, so now one last thing I
Pressed Q. How much damage did I do? I?
Wasn't paying attention like a lot. So yeah, so look again. Look again. Look again
251 251 no so look at the total look at the total okay 126 yep so now look so
here I press Q 126 right yeah watch this how much I do that why'd you do more
why so do you remember when I always tell you to press E while you're queuing
The reason why is because your E makes it so your attacks do bonus damage, right?
So when you, I understand that, but do you E before you Q or do you E after you Q?
So it's while you're Qing.
So it's almost like you press it at the same time.
Like imagine Q and E are the same thing and you just press it like, look, I just press
them both at the same time, right?
That makes sense.
Yeah, that makes sense.
But if you want you can-
Bro, all you're basically saying is when I'm fighting somebody, just click Q, W, and
E at the same time.
That's all you're basically saying.
Exactly!
And R!
That's all you have to do.
Yeah.
I got it.
But I understand.
Okay.
So now, Jinxie.
Yo, what is that infinite fucking loop thing?
No, it's because the thing is that I had like my- I had that- your screen share is
like my screen share.
So when we screen share each other's screen share, it's infinite loop.
Oh
Nobody's been chair
Yep, so Jin see what we're gonna do now is we're gonna practice you doing those
Mechanics and then we're gonna do the new practice tool clear speed. Are you ready for this? Yeah, I'm ready
All right, then show me you ready, bro. It's yeah practice tool practice tool. Yeah practice. So let's go
Now let me ask you yesterday was a really rough day. How are you feeling today?
good bro confident confident confident wait I'm gonna get a water
my blade is yours all right guys I'm telling you right now listen to me today
Jinxy is going on a 15 game one streak he's gonna sit there he's playing until
six in the morning and he's gonna go straight to fucking bronze like there's
no way this guy's even gonna lose a single game today I'm feeling it like
gets genuinely gonna be crazy he's gonna go on a general the most generational
iron run that any player has ever gone on before
tiny today it's gonna be the ascension of jitty wipe your mouth when you're done
Jesus...
Alright...
Don't forget about the A-ROM.
No listen, today the lesson pond is gonna go crazy. I'm already feeling it.
Like I need to whip on my little notepad right now.
Alright, so...
Today we're gonna bring out day 5 practice tool clear speed.
Dude it's actually crazy how much better he's gotten though.
He went from 322 to 317, 314, 309.
Like if he could actually hit like 305 today that would be fucking wild.
Alright.
it's on a side quest right now
pros on a side quest right now
let me see if this actually works give me a second
Alright, let's go.
Guys, when Jinxy says that he's going to go get water, do you think he's actually getting
water or is he gooning in the bathroom right now?
Because I'm going to be honest with you, it's like, with how long it takes, I don't
know if it's just like water, you know what I mean?
No, I'm not.
He's not.
Yo, don't dance.
Jingsie, what's good, bro?
Don't dance!
I'm listening.
What's good?
Don't dance!
I'm here, bro!
Don't dance!
Jingsie!
Yo, don't dance.
I have a fucking idea.
OK, I'm listening.
I have an idea that just popped in my head.
Okay, why don't I play League of Legends while drinking beer and see what happens?
No, seriously, I'm being dead ass. I have a blue moon and a Michelin Ultra
Was yesterday really that rough
I mean do you want me to just be honest? Yeah
Yeah, playing League of Legends has like
like re reignited like alcoholism inside of me, bro.
Yeah. Like, bro, like this game, this game is torture, bro.
Okay. Listen, how about this?
I'm just letting you know I'm going to be drunk tonight.
I'm going to wait. How about this? How about this?
You drink an entire beer every time you lose the game.
Deal?
I'll get banned for inting. Wait, say you swear to God.
If I'm actually drunk,
I need what I get banned for inching don't ask
No, but everyone dude half the time I get into it some fucking dickhead telling me that he's high and that's the only reason he's playing like shit
Okay, got it. Yeah. Okay, so listen this we're gonna do jinxing on the left side press reset game on the left side of your screen
It's like all the way at the bottom reset game second philosophy. I just want to let you know, so it's like I'm gonna be drunk
Okay, all right, then you know what let's make it a good fucking time then see you know what buy your blue
Buy your uh, blue smite thingy your item
And now jinx you remember the time to be today is what do you remember what it was yesterday?
309 309, okay, so walk to the blue buff. Let's go. There is no
Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened to the blue buff it's gonna spawn sooner just because you press reset game
So like bugs for a sec
Yeah, but there's no timers, um, Dantez. Drunk off two beers? No, I'm gonna be drunk off three beers.
Yeah, but the reason why there's no timers is just because it's bogged this- it's gonna be there soon. Just give it a second.
So Dantez, do you think drinking beer will make this game more enjoyable or less enjoyable?
Um, well for me personally, every time I get a beer in, it always makes driving lotteens here.
So I can imagine that like League of Legends is probably at the same level.
Bro, you need help, dude.
So, okay, JgC, there's something that I'm going to need to explain to you right now about
being a League player.
Are you ready for it?
Yeah.
As a League player, the only help you ever need is a win streak.
Use your abilities.
Alright.
As a League player, the only help you ever need is a win streak.
sessions, friends, family, right, everything else going good in your life, none of that
matters if you're not on a win streak. The second that you win games, you will be mentally
okay. And it's just losing games that makes you feel fucked up, you understand?
Yeah, yes.
Exactly. Because think about this way, Jamesc. Being a League of Legends player is like being
a doctor and every game is you going into the surgery room. So what do you think is
gonna happen if you're a surgeon, right? And you go into five different surgery rooms
and your patient fucking dies. No no no no! FUUUUCK! FUUUUCK! FUUUUCK!
game crashed. Wait, how the fuck does the game crash? Bro, is this game made of piles of
dog shit? What does the game crash more than seed shots? Fuck! You're rioting! Invest some
of your trillions of dollars into the fucking game!
Jesus.
So, you know what's at the end of the world because I have to redo that anyways.
Yep.
No, listen.
It's not my PC.
Don't you fucking start the night chat.
It's not my fucking PC.
I spent three grand on this PC.
If that's, or no, four grand on this PC.
If that's not enough for a working PC,
PC then burn it all to the floor I'm not spending a fucking Honda Civic so I can
run lead go fuck yourself what don't that's hard no I'm sorry I was just
getting flashbacks to my alcoholic granddad he would also act the same the
second he'd get a beer yo it's not it's half of a blue moon when I'm drunk
you'll know trust me I'm sober right now Jesus what the fuck is gonna happen in
an hour then I'm gonna be talking wait I just realized the first time I ever
drank a beer in league I messed up my kite on a wolf I've never done that
before and then my PC exploded like what is this trying to tell me yeah okay
Jinxie listen this is called a sign from the universe so what do we do when the
universe gives us signs we ignore it no normally when the universe gives us
signs we listen to it, okay? So what the universe is trying to tell you is that
telling you Jinxie, right now the way the path you're going down is not the
path that you need to go down. It's like it's like your little red riding hood
and instead of walking to the grandma's house, you're walking to the fucking
wolf's lair. Now let me ask you Jinxie, do you want to get fucked in the ass
by a big bad wolf? No, I'm not into bestiality, bro. What type of question is
that. Then why the fuck are you drinking a beer? Bro, dot test, I'm drinking a beer because
I'm stressed out! I'm drinking because I'm stressed! I'm drinking because I'm stressed!
This game is fucking stressful! Fuck! I just played Siege for four hours and didn't even
think about drinking. This game is gonna turn me into a fucking alcoholic! I have you
in my ear going QEQE oh you're getting ghosted by a swim sniper oh you're
gonna go to my like this game is fucking satsmo so yeah I'm gonna drink I'm
gonna fucking drink bro get off my dick how the fuck do you want me to get off
your dick when it's so huge!
yo guys this is the most unprofessional coach in the world!
i'm not hiding i'm not hiding i'm stressed out i'm not hiding
jinxie jinxie listen there's a way that you can stop being stressed
imagine everyone naked i need you to start imagining me naked
it's unironically good advice uh uh uh uh thank you
you for torturing me with that image I don't want to imagine that okay then you
don't have to imagine it do you want me to send you a pic then no I know
NO!
What are you saying? No!
I thought that was the way we were going with it.
Alright Jinx you got it bro! Press E let's go! E!
Bro, do you think he's playing the league tournament?
Yeah, no I didn't. Dude I'm gonna be honest.
listen if me and you are on the same team again side guy he's going 0 and 50 yeah
well he'll go in the silver round right like he'll get drafted that round I mean
I was also thinking maybe silver but I think that's only for using overwatch
rank if it's league it's got to be wrong bronze what was my clear time three away
baby that's a new fucking PR
3-0-8, chat, 3-0-8
two jungle one-trick ponies
uh, camo, there's a one-trick-er
one-trick ticket to fuckin'
fansville
fan-er
alright, so now jane c-
no, before you leave, suck
motherfucker
like, don't test, I don't have the reaction time of a squirrel
I don't
Why does this pathway leak my email every time?
OK, listen, I'm just over going to do it.
No, you don't understand.
My community, if they know one of my emails,
they will send me images of their penises uncircumcised.
I have multiple images of my chat cocks in my email.
Not that.
OK, they got sent.
Besides the point.
Continue.
My steak is too buttery and my lobster is too juicy.
I don't know what that means. What does that mean?
Nah, I'm just saying that's like you're complaining about a good thing.
Hey, hey, bro, how are you even not in jail?
You know, I'm going to be honest. I think it's because I had a good childhood.
Like I'm telling you, if I didn't, it would actually be like over.
Alright, RLJNC, listen up. Listen up. Listen up. Listen up.
Wait bro, wait, no, no, you listen. You listen.
Yo wait, is your name DeWaniel?
Is that your name?
No, my name's Dauntess.
So why the fuck is your discord name DeWaniel?
Because that used to be my name.
Okay, so-
And then-
Is your name, is your name DeWaniel?
Is that your name?
Dude, my name is Dauntess.
So what is DeWaniel?
What is that?
My angel name.
What how'd you think of that name?
Don says Joe annual wait wait you want me to actually show you yeah okay
Are you straight sharing uh yep give me a second
So your government name is not do annual
Nope, it's not infinite loop infinite loop. Okay. We're gonna. We're good. Okay. Look look right just send
in discord yep I read that post when I was 15 on Instagram and then I just
replaced the first letter with a D because my first name is Don Tess okay
that makes sense I got it so what's your angel name bro I don't even know what
now coach? Okay so now listen, Jinxie, hear me out. Now we have one of two options. I'm
going to be honest with you, it feels like you're a bit overwhelmed. So we can do one
of two things. One of three things actually. The first thing is we could play an ARAM so
that you can kind of like learn how to fight better. The second thing is we could open
up a karaoke on YouTube version of the Rocky Balboa theme song and sing it together.
And the third thing is that we could do a normal game together and I'm going to play
as support and I'm just going to tell you what to do and we're going to sit there and
make the enemy jungler have 20 deaths and he's going to literally hate his life.
Runapole.
But we should definitely start with the Rocky thing no matter what.
But runapole.
Should we play ARAM or norm?
ARAM or norm?
Because like listen the norm, the thing about us that would literally just be me and
you bullying some 13 year old kid that's first time in league.
That sounds fucking awesome, bro.
Are you serious?
It does, doesn't it?
Dude, imagine, bro, imagine some little dude named
like Jonathan or some shit gets home from a long day
of getting bullied at school.
His girlfriend just punched him in the balls.
His bully just fucked his mom or some shit.
And then afterwards he sits there.
He logs into league and jinxes on fucking ye
and he's fucking shitting in his mouth
for an hour straight.
Yeah, I don't know if I would get that much joy from that, bro.
That sounds disgusting.
Chat, vote in the poll, by the way.
Vote in the poll.
Like now.
No, no, no.
Vote, vote, vote.
Chat, should me and Dantez play A-Ram or Norms?
They're leaning towards A-Ram.
Vote, guys.
Vote.
They're leaning towards A-Ram.
Jensi, can I ask you a question?
Why the fuck is nobody participating in the group activity?
Only like 5% of people are making their voices heard and then we wonder why the fuck like
nothing gets done, you know what I mean?
Yeah, chat, vote in the poll, guys, vote in the poll, yo bro, Dottas, if I play A-Ram,
does it force me onto regular characters?
It forces you onto a random champion.
It forces me onto a random champion, okay?
Yep.
So, but the thing is that you can like, you can get like one other like roll, so you can like re-roll it.
Or you can choose another one that another guy didn't want.
Okay, so it, okay, if I were to get like,
Let's say I was to hypothetically get like T-Mu, what would happen?
Well, then you could either like re-roll it
or you could just choose another one that another guy had
or you could just play it out if you want to.
Okay, back, back, all right, bro, I'm ready, I'm ready.
It's like, think of A-Ram like a whorehouse, right?
Like you can there just choose whichever one you want
of what's available, does that make sense?
Invite me to the game, invite me to the game.
Oh, you need to add my new accounts because I went on a new why do you have a new fucking account?
No, this is the one that I was playing on yesterday. Okay, like add don't test
Okay, and then the hashtag is a R. I
s e
Are I s e yep, and then just send for across
Wait what
Uh, yep there, there you go, perfect.
Oh, Dantez arrives, who are you feeling like?
Who are you feeling like, bro?
I'm feeling like a phoenix rising from the flames.
Do you understand me?
All right, bro, let's go, get in there.
Okay.
Uh, invite, or join.
Bro, why are you only master skill?
What the fuck?
Bro, Jinx is making progress, bro!
It takes time!
I'm gonna buy you a mastery skin right now. I'm gonna buy it for you. Give me a second really no way
yeah and when you see the one that I get for you you're gonna understand it and I think you might
Genuinely start crying
Now before I do this what I'm gonna need you to do is I'm gonna need you to play that one
Star Wars song that you really like that you're playing a couple times yesterday, okay? Oh
Yeah, that sounds easy, bro
All right play it
All right, are you ready? Yep start playing it
Save you mom
I won't fail again
against me you have done that yourself you are not taking from me
you're out of here you're lost for power i've already done that
you've already done that yourself i don't wanna hear you
i fuck what i mean by logins and i've become too gifted to break it inside the dark
door twist your mind so now
the Jedi turn against me don't you turn against me
I will not be what you come with everything you swore to destroy.
I seek the rise of the Jedi.
I am from peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.
Your new empire?
What do you plan to do?
Stop! Don't now come back!
I love you!
Fire!
Okay, Jinxie, I need you to play that song 15 seconds before the beat drops and I'll
tell you I'll tell you when to press play are you ready?
All right everybody ready?
Wait wait for it wait for it wait for it give me a second are you seeing funny rates
again?
All right fine I'm ready.
3, wait 3, 2, 1, ok go.
Ok, I'll be there real quick, I love you.
Fire!
You are the strongest one!
You will shed the view of the spawners!
It's not John!
Bro, Don't test, you shouldn't have.
way to jaycee you're the fucking chosen one bro how much even what's this in
bro like three dollars thank you bro that I appreciate you my boy I got you
I got you all right let me go on the the account now on I'm logging in and what
if I told you jaycee when he presses eon that skin he gets a red fucking
light saber bro. Say what law he wrote. What law he did he goes fucking crazy on that skin.
Word to bro. All right are you ready to play? Yep I'm logging in I'm about to get on.
All right let me invite you hold on. Imagine you get mastered in ARAM.
I mean bro that'd be fucking sick. I wouldn't mind playing somebody to do though.
I wouldn't have plans about a deal so don't this you said you jerk off to your character a heck of room
Yes
So how does that even work though? How do you jerk off to heck room?
Well, what do you mean you just do it like
Normally what it is is you're gonna like wrap your hand around your like shaft
And then you just slowly go upwards and then downwards and then as it gets harder
You just like over the course of time right you're gonna sit there and you're gonna like
You don't I mean
Okay, so like
Okay, but don't that
Does your wife care that you jerk off to hack a room or does she understand the grind?
Well, he's a horse so like
But like
Well, it's a centaur technically
So it's half man
Whoa, what is this?
Okay, no, no, Jinx, you need to choose.
Choose.
Oh, my brother plays KO, so I'm gonna play KO.
Okay, but now look, look, look, look.
So now look at the top.
Do any of those champions look cool for you?
You can choose any of them.
What do you mean?
I mean, you can choose any of those champions, Jinx.
Like at the top of your screen.
Any of those, you can click them
and you can choose whichever one you want.
I think I want to play Kayle because my brother plays Kayle
Alright then fucking run it up on the Kayle then
Are you ready for it? Yes
Okay, so let me ask you a question
Alright no, what are you going to say?
Wait, you mean like items?
This thing
Oh wait, they dodge
BAAAARGH! BAAAARGH!
Okay, wait, what does the ball right mean? Like, where did that even come from?
I don't know, I just started it one time.
Draven! Draven! That's title of one homage!
This is gonna be a crazy fucking game if you're on the Draven, bro.
Bro, I'm gonna play Draven, that's title of one homage.
All right, okay, so Jinx here tell me you're on the Draven this game. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Well, what do I have to say to my rooms?
Okay, just just do I don't know do like the leftmost one
ma
My brother did it did it did it my chat is saying I'm gonna go 0 and 20 on Draven. Oh, no gg
Okay, so let's say GenC. I'm gonna be honest
It's a really good that you're playing Javen and the reason why is because Javen is a champion
Where you have to be good with your your clicks like the way that you click the way that you move in the way you auto attack
It's very important. Okay
My yeah, that's great. My chat is just spamming 0 and 20 0 and 20
remake
GG oh after this game you're about to be 0 and 10 bad
Are you like like what was the point of it? Why are we here? Why are we in a rim? Why are we here again?
It's it's like warm-up. It's like you remember how you when you're coaching Sina
You told her that she needs to play team deathmatch before she gets into like ranked. Yes, bro
View it the same as this like this is for you to get warmed up. It's for you to get ready
It's like this GenC. This is your like this is the forward play you understand
Bro, but I'm not that into for play. I don't do that.
That's why you just stick it in.
What? Wait, what type of mode is this, bro?
Hey, we just go down mid? This is brain rot.
Yes, so you very just walk mid and you fight.
This is the reason why it's so good because it's going to allow you to train to actually just fight. Does that make sense?
Oh, it is like TBM, Dantez.
Yes! So you get it now, right?
Yeah, but that's cute now. What does my abilities do?
Um, so read them. So back up, and I can practice your reading.
Draven trucks the sideways-
AHHHHHH!
Draven trucks the sideways axe that deals physical damage.
Craziness to go, me to see.
Draven becomes ghosted. Gains movespeed. Draven's re-spitting axe.
Why are you guys playing like pussies, bro?
Oh wait, uh, Jinx, you forgot to buy items.
Alright, let's go.
Short kite, come back.
Should I come back?
No, no, you can't.
So once you leave, you're not going back to base there.
So what was the point of telling me that?
What was the point?
Well, I was just letting you know, bro, it's information.
Okay, I'm not going to lie.
I think this map fight genuinely might be first time in this game.
Okay, so when you're playing ranged characters, you want to have a game.
You want to always like try to right-click and then play at the edge of your range, so then you click like back and forth, okay?
I'm gonna use that kill pack you can pick up the shield packs and they they show you
Okay, Jinx, I'm not gonna lie. You're kind of fucking sprupping on them a little too hard right now
They might surrender if you keep doing it
Okay, so like what about vice when you're playing range champions you always want to stand back, right?
So you want to let them melee champions like you know when you're playing master Yi you always want to like walk up and go crazy
Yeah, but I've never played this guy. So I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, exactly
So, Draven, think of all like ranged characters kinda like the same, right?
So at the end of the day it's just about you sitting there and actually like standing back
and then just like learning how to auto attack and all that kind of stuff.
Like the purpose of, yeah, so the purpose of all this you can see just so you know
it's not for you to get 20 kills, it's for you to like see what champions do first of all
and then also for you to practice being in high intensity situations.
I think it's a good idea, but I'll figure out an idea.
Alright, so now back up, so whenever you're under turret you never want to auto-attach
the enemies, unless they're really low and you can kill them, because if you do then you're
just gonna end up dying.
I think Malfi has a rock in his head.
Yeah, he's playing like it.
Is my W healing?
Uh, no, it makes you go faster.
So this is what I'm saying, one of the best things you can do
is whenever you're like playing these characters,
you should always sit there and you should always try to like
read all their abilities.
Because one day when you're playing Jacy,
you're gonna have to like sit there and when you see Draven,
you need to know what he does.
So even if it takes you a minute, just read what his abilities do.
And then tell it back to me and I'll like summarize it.
Draven hurls two massive axes that feel like one of the standages
when I'm hitting a champion or re-catching a reverse wreck
to destroy the Jamanians.
Okay, I'll never turn to it. Yeah, I can get it back. Exactly. Yes
So now you want to back up and now we just like walk up and auto attack them
So if you want to walk back up back up
So here like for example, you can flash when I can just give auto attack me see so when you're doing it
It's called space gliding jing see because you're sitting there and you're fucking like riding on them
And you're like a pine-like presence. Does that make sense?
Yeah, okay
What's my damage at how do I see my damage? Well, we're gonna see at the end of the game
Probably the League of Legends is the only game in the world where you can have like 30 or 40 hours into the game
And not even know what's happening
Yeah, that's the reason why normally
The leveling process kind of like irons out a lot of it because typically leveling process
You're gonna play like over a hundred games for you to get to level 30. So it's like that's why
Like by the time you get to level 30 you say ok.
But for you you're playing on night wear difficulty right?
Because you're a fucking real gamer and you don't do that pussy train wheel shit right?
Yeah exactly.
Exactly, there you go.
That was a good way to evade that right?
Yep, that's what I was talking about.
No, what you did that was perfect, it was actually perfect.
So now you just want to keep our gun for an auto attacking.
But I'll die on 1 hp.
Yeah, but remember how a round works right like you can never shield so sometimes your brother just say walking up and dying
But then you
Looking good
Right gotta kill downtown six and oh, oh no, I didn't get it done somebody stole it
Who stole my kill that wasn't perfect
Did you steal my fucking kill?
Uh, wait, you mean the last one?
No, that was Ziggs that stole it.
It was Ziggs.
Are you sure?
Did you not fuck with it?
You're not yanking my chain?
Uh.
My chat is saying Dante has stole it, Dante has did, Dante has stole it.
Well dude, if we listened to our chat about everything, you know what I mean?
Like, what would we be?
So at the end of the day, you can't trust them.
Jinxi, remember what I'm about to tell you.
I'm the only person that you can trust.
Everyone else, they don't have your best interests in mind.
So you need to sit there and be cautious, okay?
No.
How do I not have any-
So no, go put the autos! Go put the autos, Jinxi!
Walk up and auto them!
My game crashed.
Wait, what? How?
I'm back now, but I'm dead!
Bro, I don't see how I'm supposed to learn from you.
This is a good game, but I don't know what to do with it.
I'm not sure what to do with it, but I'm not sure what to do with it, but I don't
know what to do with it.
You're supposed to learn from this, this is just a button match.
Yeah, so Jinxie, the thing is that what you're supposed to learn from this is just the basics
of every champion in the game so that you never get surprised by what happens.
Think of it like, okay, imagine you're a virgin for the first 30 years of your life
and there's like a sex dungeon that we can go to where we can try out every kink to
see like what's going on with everyone else.
That's kind of like ARAM, does that make sense?
Who the fuck is that tree psycho?
So that's Malkai.
Who is that tree psycho? What the fuck?
Malkai?
Yep.
He said a bunch of trees at my den. What is that?
Uh...
Wait, James, I just got a pen to kill.
Bro, yeah, is the whole point of it just for you to smirk?
What are we doing in there?
This is stupid.
No, Jinxy, Jinxy.
The point of this is for you to learn how to fight.
This is dumb, dude.
Just smurf.
Go get fucking Chalice.
Yeah, Jinxy.
There's no other way for a high low player to unwind after a lost game
than to play on a lower ranked account and bully some like...
some like high to five players.
You're sick of the fucking ad.
All right, so Jinx, you walk back, walk back,
let your key mark up in front of you, okay?
I know, go in and auto-attack.
So what you're gonna try to, like,
what I'm gonna want you to work on in this game, right?
It's kind of like, you're gonna have to work on the-
I'll have 11 assist!
Somebody fucking die!
Fuck!
Get me out of here, this is dog shit!
This is fucking shit!
the fuck are we doing in here bro the fuck you're just smurfing against new
players you sick-demented fuck
okay also I'll just learn the champs from rank bro it'll make no matter okay
alright then you know what this is gonna be our go for the rest of the game
I'm gonna stand in front of you and I'm gonna time for you and then we can
get some kills. Let's go. I'm just getting ganked. Am I on Brazzers right now? What is
the point of this? I'm on fucking Brazzers. I'm the main character. I'm getting passed
around like a fly. What are we doing here coach? Seriously. Okay, no listen, listen.
What I'm going to want you to practice this game is because since you're playing
ranged character. One of your issues on Master Yi, I don't know if you remember, but you know sometimes
you walk back from fights and then you need to walk back in, but you're very late on it.
Yeah. So now what we're going to do is we're going to practice. I'm going to tell you walk up,
walk back, and then how it's going to work is you're just going to listen to my call-up for
you, and then you're just going to try to do it as fast as you can, okay?
How does that sound? All right, perfect. So now what we're going to do is, yeah,
Fuck up go for the kill get it. Oh, bro. Stop stealing
Yo, stop stealing my fucking
Walk back walk back walk back, okay
So now walk in walk up walk up this good
Okay, so I'm jinxie you're gonna get the kill on this Samira are you ready?
I swear.
Ok.
I want to order this good.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Who's the fucking king, Jinzy?
There you go.
Now kill them.
Oh!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
STOP!!!
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
I genuinely didn't even realize that like I did not.
much damage okay look I'm gonna lock it in now I'm gonna lock it in now okay so
walk up this we're gonna try doing okay back up back up back up back up
perfect so no this is how we're gonna play okay back up okay so no let's kill
this I get it did you get it no no that was someone else okay so now walk
Okay, I'm gonna time this for you. What is that? What is that? So it's this ability. What is that?
Like it's fucking brute
Okay, Jhin, see do you want me to get a pentakill on the enemy team as your bandage?
Whatever, hey, bro, whatever gets your dick out, bro, whatever gets you hard.
Whatever gets you going, bro.
Okay, see, whatever gets you hard, bro.
See, this is what would get me hard.
Let's get your pentakill.
I'm gonna get the entire enemy team super low, and then you get the last hits and seal everything for me, okay?
Okay.
Okay, so now come. So now I'm gonna walk up first. I'm gonna do damage. You come in and then you go fucking crazy. You ready?
Are you embarrassed?
Yep.
So now go auto attack the gun.
Die bitch die!
What the fuck?
Why is her health not moving?
Yeah, that's that's going.
What do you mean that's Gwen?
Help us with that?
Yeah, because she's just broken as fuck.
So you're going to learn that in League there are some champs that are broken as fuck,
and a lot of the times it's the fetish champs, right?
So for example, Ryde makes Ryde broken because it appeals to the people with foot fetishes.
They make Gwen broken because it appeals to the people that like,
I don't know, like sex dolls and stuff like that.
They'll make champions like Ari broken because it appears to the furries
and the people that are into V-Siality, right?
So it's like they always try to break champions that can appeal to people's kings
Because they know that the people that are obsessed with kings are more likely to buy skins. Does that make sense?
And play League all day, yeah.
Yeah, perfect. Okay, so now what we're gonna do now,
Kingsie is you're gonna walk up and then I'm gonna get you all the kills. You ready?
Okay.
An ally has been slain.
Uh, you know what? We might have to watch back. Yeah, this is looking really horrible.
Hold on.
How is that not my fucking kill, I'm gonna fucking kill you, how the fuck is that not
my fucking kill, who got it, you got it, you actually got it, I have 20 assists in
one kill, I actually, yo I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
like are you actually listening cuz I need to listen like just shut up shut up
show can we leave you know what okay I'll end the game in a minute and then we
can we can get out and we can get into the ranks okay all right does that work
sounds good coach all right let me let me fucking go sick of mode all right
I'm a ranged character at the same time.
Yeah, exactly. There you go. You're learning.
A-Ram is not for you, Bobby. Yeah, this is Brain Rock.
You know, that's the problem, GenC, because a lot of people normally they like A-Ram,
but the problem is that it's for the low IQ, bad intellectuals.
But the thing about guys like you is that it's like you need to actually be stimulated with the actual game
Right like you're the kind of guy where we can't put you in TDM in Siege because you need the fucking strategy
You know I like strategy games, bro. What do you think exactly? Yeah, so that's what I'm saying like dude
This is a game mode for fucking noob tubers bro. It's for the people that sit down
They're just fucking casuals, but you're not a fucking casual
So the thing about this way chain see the reason you're one and ten this game isn't because you're bad, bro
You're one and ten because this isn't your element. You need to be stimulated
You need to be fucking like you need to be at war and how far does that thing reach?
Yeah, I'd be entire fucking lame
Yeah
I
Let's do that. I'm gonna be honest this Reven is the biggest piece of shit ever
I've never seen somebody steal more kills from somebody like it's actually discussed
All right, you can look on this. We need to look on this
Nice
J'EME SEA, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SMARTFLY ON HIM THAT HARD?
TELL ME RIGHT NOW.
Bro, I'm 2-12 bro.
Coach hang it up bro!
Tell me how it is, tell me how it is coach.
Do you actually want me to be honest?
Yes.
You're completely clueless in fights.
So it's what we saw yesterday where it's like your issue is that you don't really have like
a danger sense, right?
So it's kind of like, imagine like you're like a baby and you're walking over the stove,
right?
Because for you don't have a sense of danger.
So the problem is that what we need is we need it in still like a sense of danger,
but also confidence.
Because in league you don't have confidence, but you have confidence when it's like
Sometimes it's bad and other times you sense danger when it's bad
But this is all skill expression stuff that over time you're gonna learn how to actually get yourself. Does that make sense?
Yeah, that makes sense coach. All right, so now you know what? You know what Jinxie?
I think it's time for us to make some fucking quick work of some iron goddamn lobbies. What do you think?
Uh, yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready
Yeah, no, you're carrying up here. I'm so what I sit on that
Hi guys, what the fuck do you want, bro, what?
Can you and Dante's go over like graphic settings and all that?
Because I believe that you're on like ultra graphics, I think.
Like you haven't won over any of that.
Dante's is there a way to not make my fucking crash?
Clickword says, you might need to go on Gamefred.
for it. But click where it says game, where it says end game and end game. You see that?
Yeah, scroll down. Okay, now you're gonna have to go on game for that. So open up a
practice tool. Open up a practice tool. And then, yeah, so what we'll do is we'll do all
your settings to help it not crash. And then after that, we're gonna sing Rocky
together on karaoke while you eat the fuck out of something
shut the fuck up my eyes
well you guys won congrats i guess yeah we have some psychotic challenges playing
against irons i put on the chosen ye skin fast the chosen ye skin
all right that's okay all right so jinx he'd press escape
Okay, so left click first then press escape.
Okay, so now press video.
Alright, so, okay, wow.
So you see where it says graphics, how you're on very high?
Slide that all the fucking way down.
Yep, there you go, perfect.
Safe.
Nice!
That looks like shit.
Looks like shit, you idiot.
What?
Dude, it's on my fault, your PC crashes.
Alright, now we're good. Come on, you ready?
Yep, I'm ready. Alright, Sino, Jinxie, I need you. I'll find a karaoke of the Rocky song.
How about we do I Have the Tiger? How does that sound?
How about we listen to Shots by Big John?
I feel like I Have the Tiger would set us up better.
Alright, whatever you want. Whatever you want.
Alright, perfect.
Honestly, you know, I'm drinking tonight. So that's it. Whoever's in my team, bro. Good luck
All right
Are you ready? Yep, ready. There you go. Let's fucking go
All right
All right, James, are you ready?
Yes
Thanks for watching!
you
that was legendary thank you bro i got you
where is it where is it where is it back back back go back
back, back, back, back, back, back, there you go. Perfect. Alright, so now Jinxie, are you
ready to fucking dominate the enemy team with the power of the chosen master Yi?
When I woke up this morning, I woke up with morning wood and I pondered to myself why,
but now it all makes sense because today is the day I put on an absolute master class.
in iron bra and while being drunk dude today you're gonna have your drunk dick
of this team was asked so hard that he's gonna be coughing cum does that make
sense now because when I'm drunk I can't really get it up that much okay wait do
I'm going to do like Timo voice roleplay to help yes please okay
See what are you doing in my jungle?
Oh Timo I'm just here to take your campus
Well, Timo, I don't care. I'm just gonna go take your jungle camps, take your gold, and then gank your teammate, buddy.
Oh, I really hope you don't take my anal virginity as well!
YOOOOOO!
SENTO! I HATE IT!
Alright, Dantez, if I lose a single game of League of Legends tonight, I'm burning my PC to the floor.
Okay, I'm ready for it.
Alright, so like, this is how we're gonna do it.
Top to bot folk here. Are you ready for me? Oh?
Me. Oh, me. Oh, yes
All right, also remember the lesson I taught you perfect. You're already learning the auto. Yep. There you go
It's looking fucking juicy right now, bro
There you go, yep, they that's fucking IQ that's like fight IQ right loss autos like control E
Remember you said you on your first auto
Let's see what just happened to you. You're your your saber. I
Turned into a sick long
Exactly snow Jinxie
We're playing for the full clear of this game. I've waited a little guys. Yep
All right now go to the Raptors get perfect so listen how it's gonna work this game you do very good against and me calm so yesterday
Pepe!
Okay, what were you saying Daddy?
Or Goddad?
Yeah, no, the words are similar. I don't blame you for mixing them up.
Alright, so how we're gonna do it is we're gonna go for the
the um, the wrappers and then afterwards we're gonna look on the wolves.
Now Jinx, I wanna ask you a question. Do you know who else has a red lightsaber?
Darth Vader.
Okay.
Is there another character that you got reminded of when you say Darth Vader that also has a red-bike saber?
Darth Maul
Now that we asked you a question, Jinxie, what Maul does Darth Maul?
Bro, I'm in a ranked match!
I'm in a ranked match!
I guess I, sorry. I guess what.
So now, Jungbot, let's see what's going on bot lane.
Did you miss?
Okay, I'm playing.
Nice, good. And you're also learning about patience, Lammers too. So now press Q and then drone bot. Let's see what's happening bot.
Drone bot? Drone bot.
Okay, nice. So you're gonna look on the Scuttle Crab, okay? Finish the Gromp, Scuttle Crab.
all right this is good now you're not gonna look for the dive because it's a
bit risky all right nice kill this fucking rift scuttler where are you going
after the after this uh well you could also go for the second rift scuttler
too oh yeah it's a bad damn damn exactly now jump ready perfect okay you
won't be able to kill this year out actually just recall just recalls to
risky to risky so we smile to do recalls because your mid laner recalled and
their mid laner could fight you so it's better feeder just like reset so now
right click on the Kraken sir walk straight to your crugs yep there you go
nice coach I have a direction in my pants coach you want me to do something
about it if I win yes I got you all right all I'm gonna say is tampon springs
there's a lot of things are about to be flowing over there buddy buddy it is
tarfin springs not tampon springs where did this even come from well it came
from the fact that in tampon springs the rivers run like blood because of all
the bloodshed that happens.
Bro it's Charmin!
Jinxie.
It's shit, sweet and tap.
Charmin!
I'm sorry!
Fuck!
Alright, so-
I gotta get this-
Fuck, did you get a wife?
Fuck!
Okay, remember, I already taught you this, Jinxie.
It's about sitting there and being the absolute masterclass of mental manipulation.
So that's how I get a girlfriend. Absolutely dead-act!
Yeah.
And then afterwards you work on yourself when you realize she's the right one.
And then you go to therapy.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
But it's okay, Jinxie, because I'm telling you,
League of Legends player is going to turn you into the worst version of yourself so you're
going to be able to find somebody a lot easier. Does that make sense?
So this game actually just turned you into the worst version of yourself?
But while you're playing it, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so now go for the Dragon. Dragon, Dragon, fast. Dragon.
Okay, so now I want your drone bot and I want your drone mid.
We know what the real trick is, Jynxie, to finding a wife.
You need to find somebody that out-freaks your freak.
That like outclasses how insane you are, does that make sense?
Okay, okay, what did he mean?
I mean, you need to find somebody that they aren't like the opposite of you.
You need to find somebody that's even crazier than this.
You see what I'm getting at? Like somebody that it's like they know you to a level
where they bring you to the highest heights that you could ever like get to. Does that make sense?
Okay, what do you mean?
I had a bit- well, what else do you want me to say?
Like someone who can- like someone who's more freaky than you are?
Yeah, but not in a sexual way, not in a sexual way, I'm talking about just like in general,
like you need to find a wife where it's like, okay, you need to find somebody, Jengxi, where
it's like you're gonna go up to her, right, and you're gonna say, yo, let's troll random
people at the Home Depot, and then you guys are gonna pretend to get in a random
argument, and like pretend that it's like, you're sitting there and you're just yelling
at each other, but it's to troll the NPCs, and when you do that, she needs to
be the kind of person that she not only does it with you but she goes even crazier than you in that
scenario like she starts like going crazy grabbing machetes like running to stab you and shit does
that make sense okay okay wait are we red or blue all right what do you mean that's red
are you red side yeah no i believe you're fine jinx you're pumping okay so you ready to focus on
on the game.
Yes.
Okay.
So now, remember, step one to finding a wipe.
You need to be challenger first.
If you are not challenger, then there's always like some dude that's higher elo than you.
Right?
Because James, if there's something I'm going to tell you right now, okay?
The real reason why being iron is unacceptable is because one day you're going to play
against a legitimate pedophile.
And if you play against a pedophile and you're low elo, then he's going to shit
on you.
By you being a bad player, you're rewarding pedophiles with free wins against you.
Now, do we want that?
No.
Exactly.
So that's why we need to become, like, higher elo and better at the game so that no pedophiles can ever win against us.
Does this make sense?
Yes.
Perfect.
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the blue, and then afterwards you're gonna look on the gromp.
Like Jinxie, there could even be a part of following your lobby right now.
I'm pressing Tabron, I'm seeing a Teemo with fucking Smite teleport jungle.
Like why does Teemo get played every game?
Why does Teemo get played every game I play?
You want to start banning it?
Like why?
Like why does he get played on this?
I don't understand.
Because he's fucking braindead dude, he's braindead and he's like legit broken
as fuck dude that's why okay all right so now this we're gonna do you're gonna
play on the crab and then jump but let's see what's going on balling are they
pushing in they aren't so after this you're gonna go to the grubs okay okay
right now go no the grubs not the crugs so the purple ones
you're saying grubs and crubs like that sounds similar yeah no I know but
So that's why like over time you're gonna realize that it's not.
Thanks for the gold pussy.
Hey, hey, hey, if there's one thing that Jinxie likes doing, it's fucking a pussy in broad daylight, am I right?
Whoa!
Look, you want me to do it bro?
Like you set me up perfectly for that.
I didn't set you up perfectly, you're just fucking sick in the fucking head.
That's what it is!
Nothing is perfect!
Well listen you fucking take these drops on contested is perfect, isn't it? Yes. Yes. All right. There you go. So now get them
Bro don't as I'm kind of drunk
Wait, wait, wait, you know how his name was P. Diddy
Yeah, what if your name is yee jitty?
me. So, downtown, I want to remind you, bro, I'm in Iron 3. I'm on the precipice of deranghing
to Iron 4. That can't happen, coach. So, coach, I'm gonna need you, coach, to focus,
bro. Like, coach, I'm gonna need you to focus. Each and every prime part of me is
I'm going to drag him again!
Like what the fuck!
Alright, I understand, I understand, I understand.
Any more Jinxy? I apologize, I apologize.
Thank you coach, now my chat is saying you, Jinny. Jesus Christ!
Does Master want to punish Dobby for his insolence?
Master want to cat punish who?
Bobby
Who is Bobby?
Bobby bro, it's the guy from Harry Potter. We're role-playing bro. You got it like
Sorry, I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry. I know I'm gonna be the lowest rank
You're not broken certain winners queue look. It's for the eight
All right, so now get the dragon at screen
Run soloing dragons like an absolute fucking chat and you know why it's cuz you're fucking drunk bro
You're right bro, okay, so wait, can I actually give you a little bit of advice here?
Yes, please a lot of the time some more you care. Oh wait, okay?
Okay, press R and just run on the Senna and Q on her, R and Q on the Senna, nice E.
Uh, oh you're gonna kill them all.
I would've died you stupid fucking coach.
I'm not even kidding, they would've genuinely all died.
Like if you would've just auto-attacked her, they would've all died.
No, no, I would've died, they're the second guy.
I mean you would've went, uh...
No, you wouldn't, because the second guy was the...
I WOULD'VE DIED! I WOULD'VE DIED!
SHUT UP!
You always try to get me to 1v3 and you go I would have died
Okay, I'm not gonna lie you might actually have a natural gift of this game because right there that was a test
I wanted to test whether or not you were able to defy your coach's orders in favor of your own game plan
When you know it's right. Thank you. I fuck exactly. I knew so let me so like dude
it's like how do you even realize these things like you sit there and it's like wait oh
okay okay so like jinxie listen now we're good okay you pass the test we're good now it's like I
was the guy at TSA that walks in with like some kind of uh no more uh okay so now what we're
gonna do is you're gonna play for the the rafters and then after the rafters you look on the walls
Okay
My brain is yours
All right nice
So now we look on the walls and then afterwards on the walls right we're gonna look on the blue buff next
My brain is yours
No amount of clients can change the time
Alright, now Jinxie, what we're gonna do right now is, you're gonna, okay so let me give
you advice okay, when you can't go for ganks as a jungler, you need to instill fear in their
hearts, so here what you're gonna do is you're gonna recall, while you're recalling, slash
all, I'm a schizophrenic psychopath.
Okay, now you're talking my language now.
Bye bye.
Oh, you know what, we have chat disabled.
All right, so now we're gonna walk to the ScuttleCrab.
Okay, this one?
Yep.
So now, Jinxie, you can actually talk to yourself
in party chat and no one can read the messages.
So I wanted to type right now,
hello, Jinxie, how are you doing?
Perfect.
Alright, so now you're gonna play for the Raptors and then look mid, look mid, there's something going on mid, drone mid, okay no mind they backed off, so go for the Rift tower, so I know this is good gameplay, cause you're getting all this, yes you're getting all the neutral objectives, this is what we like to see, now Jinxie let me ask you a question
Yes, I'm Jinxie, okay, are you a piece of shit, yes or no?
Uh, no, no, Crouch, no.
Okay, then why the fuck are you leaving Jinxie on red?
You saw his message and you're not responding!
So now pick up the eye and go to the Crugs and respond to Jinxie.
He's talking to you.
No, no, on the Crugs.
Where's the eye?
Uh, you already have it.
So you can go to the Crugs.
Are you fucking bound, bro?
I already had it!
Yeah, exactly!
That's why I said go to the eye and then afterwards look for the Krugs
Well, my coach has gets a priority up, bro
Yeah, but listen, Jinxie would you rather get coached by one coach or two coaches if there are two coaches in my brain
Then that means you're getting double the fucking value bro
That's why skits those are not allowed in the workforce because if they were you would literally be getting a double labor for the cost of one
You're actually like two for one special
Yep
All right, so now you're gonna get the rafters after this you're gonna look on the walls
Somebody in my chat said zero damage dealt. What's that other side?
Well, tell that guy that he has your impact dealt on his parents positive you on him for the last ten years of his life
And I'll farm your gromp
All right
So now you're gonna play for the gromp and then afterwards it's drone bot
All right go for the dive bot it's your time to shine baby. Let's go
So I'm aring this
Yeah, but only when the minion wave is under the turret because remember they're like our little uh our little minions
We want them to die for us, right? Okay?
Yeah, go on
This is this looks good, but what I would have died. I would have died
Jin see that wasn't a test
Okay, whatever go go to the gigantic man
So you know Jin see if you think you know better than me then how about you coach me for the rest of the game
I want you to talk me through your thought process, and I'm not gonna say goddamn thing
Okay, daddy. I apologize. I'm never doubting you again. I'm sorry
Alright, now what we're gonna do as punishment is when I make a sound I need you to say are you ready like a bar
Kind of kind of okay ready
Okay, wait
Who's a bad boy?
Me.
Alright, good.
Nice.
So now I feel motivated to coach again.
So press B and then buy the Gwensu's.
Alright, so now, okay.
So we're going to have to wait in base.
No, no, no!
Undo!
you're only missing 10 gold for your item, so you can just pick it up, there you go, get it?
and now watch the red
before strength
bro this might be a fucking win, doctor!
it's not even fucking mites, bro!
the only mites is the all mites in your lobby
and who's the fucking all mites of iron, jinxie?
jinxie!
fucking ej, baby!
Alright, so now go for the red and then afterwards clear towards the gromp.
Bro, my cat is saying zero damage.
Okay, well, dude, listen.
Your chat sings zero damage, okay?
I'll give you an example of what it's like.
Are you ready, B-Carrot?
Uh-huh.
Imagine we're walking through a deserted zombie island, right?
But there are zombies around.
And I tell you Janksy, you need to be as sound as possible so we can get the supplies.
It's like you're walking through and then you have some fucking stupid bastard that's
like whispering in your ear, haha you killed zero zombies.
But the thing is that it doesn't take you killing zombies to complete the mission,
right?
Like for you, all you need to do this game if you want to win is keep getting the
objectives, getting the bomb and all that.
So the mission for you isn't kills, kills are what enable you to actually get objectives.
So even if you're not getting kills, we're getting objectives, then you're just skipping
step 2.
We're getting to step 3.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Of course.
There we go.
Okay.
So now.
Alright.
So, uh, yeah, now you don't really have much to do.
So I want you to walk mid, and then I want you to type Slosh Dance.
what the fuck what's the point of this just do it for like five seconds why go
look how cool your purple lightsaber looks
go walk in!
okay sorry sorry okay so now walk man so now what you can do is you can just escort
this herald now jing see do you want to drive the herald
yeah how do I do that right click it right click it
Alright, GenC, now go to the enemy turret!
Go to the enemy turret!
Oh my god!
He's about to hit the tower!
Yes!
Alright, perfect.
How did that feel, bug-buck, you're gonna die.
That felt so good.
Did I do any damage to the champions?
Or no?
Not yet, but that's okay.
Go to the bug...
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What?!
I've done no damage this whole match.
Jinxie, Jinxie, you have that damages in its mind.
Like everyone is just being delusional.
You've done at least a few hundred.
Okay, thank you, my boy.
Are you laughing?
What the fuck are you laughing about?
Dead ass!
Bro, I'm trying to get bronze, buddy!
No, Jinxie, the reason why I'm laughing is because
I'm having a conversation in my head, right?
And the guy in my head said yo don't us I want you to laugh right now
If you think Jinxie is the most 1v9 demon like demonic 1v9 or of the entire planet
And the problem is Jinxie that because I can't hold myself back. What what what happens?
What do I have to do talk to me, bro? You're a manipulative psycho
Jinxie you like bro
Jinxie yes, but I'm laughing because I'm sitting here and it's for you, bro
If I wasn't laughing it would show that I wouldn't believe in you dude
I was they're getting told by the voices in my head to do it though now
Please pray for the ground and let's focus up look behind you can get a double kill rock ball and get a double kill
All right now arm and Q
Nice
Okay, go for this. I go for this. I walk in walk in walk in walk in walk in yep
Go go go go walk walk you you nice nice nice nice nice
Okay, Jhin see I'm not sure if you know what you just said there
But you dodged two abilities that stop your movement with your cue you unironically played that better than even rank one level
Mastery players. What about faker?
I'm going to be honest with you, Faker is going to be bringing out his fucking no pad
after this game to take some tips.
Bro, I've gotten so much of a drag in this game, Khadim would be proud of me dead ass.
No, dude Khadim would be like, dude we have the fucking jungle lift of the century.
Alright Press B, we need a buy, you have 2.8k.
Bro, I'm playing so perfect this game dude.
And you see how it's like this game?
Cause I'm boss, cause I'm drinking.
What did I buy?
Right click on the experimental hacks plate.
Okay, GenC, we do not want to get you used to drinking though, okay?
Okay, why? Not in League?
Well, because the problem is, I'll explain to you,
when you drink it opens up the portal to other realms and other dimensions
where you can become the best version of yourself.
And the issue is that if you really want to get to that portal
total you need to start using black tar heroine so the thing is that and instead of using alcohol
What we can do is we can get you hooked on black tar heroine or you can crystal mat and you can have 10 times of performance
I mean listen there's got to be at least 20 different dealers in camp on springs, you know, I mean
GET OUR MEN'S BREACH!!!
All right, okay, so listen what we're gonna do now clear the bot side and then afterwards we're gonna look on the Baron, okay?
No, Jinxie, I want you to fight in chat right now
It's time to go to Narnia while you fight this blue buff, but my chat doesn't work though. Oh
Yeah, that's fine. Okay, just press escape press escape. Okay, so now
I want you to after you clear the glom you're gonna
Well no because the reason why we disable chat is because everyone would always flame you remember
We don't want that Jinxie we need to make you care again when you're gonna be on the win sheet you will care again
Like okay, let me let me give you an example
Okay, so you know how sometimes you're gonna be going through life and it's like you might go. Let's say I don't know like
A few days or a few weeks or something without one of your parents saying like hey, I'm proud of you
You know I'm talking about
No, my parents have told me that before
Exactly, okay, but this is what I'm trying to get at so what I'm saying is that when you win a league game
It's like your parents telling you I'm proud of you right and it makes you feel motivated
So how would you feel Jensie if instead of like getting motivated you were instead getting beaten you probably wouldn't feel good, right?
probably not exactly and that's what it's like losing
we are dancing wait for my thing
what
okay
alright whatever okay fight him to the death
okay jing see start going fucking ballistic
I wanted to use the ult I want to start flashing
I want to start flashing and I want to start fucking spiting and going crazy
GO GZ! E-R-D-F!
GO! GO FUCKING BONUS NECK!
Are you told me to flash?
Nah, I know, I know
But that's good, that's good
Cause we're in sling and good habits
So now I want to press B
And then after you B
You're gonna buy the experiment while I explain
anything else coach anything else um get the uh get the plated steel caps yep
alright I'm not walking that coach could we walk him down now yeah listen
you're about to walk him like a dog and I want you to hear how the dogs are
gonna sound when you're sitting there and you're walking him around on the
a leash. So just walk him down? Yep, y'all. So now just wait, like push, you need to kill
the minions, you need to kill the minions. Oh right. Okay, you can fight her. Okay, just,
yeah, just walk back, walk back, walk back. Nice! You baited out her ultimate ability,
that's good. Okay, so now walk bot and start hitting the turret. Hope your team hit
that's all right
what are you laughing about man
fuck
okay
i'll show you after this replay
okay
so now i want you to do
uh... just sit back press w and let it full channel so you can heal
There you go, start healing. Good.
Yep, so now...
Okay, so now Jhinxie, walk back. Press escape.
Walk back. Uh, further. Okay, now do interface.
Interface, yeah. Scroll down.
I want you to... down more. More.
Okay. Uh, no, walk back, walk back, walk back.
Hit the turrets! Hit the turrets!
So the reason why you can end... No! Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
So you see the little, like, uh, people with the timers above, like, your minimap?
That's all the enemy team respawning.
But if they're respawning, they can hit.
Which means...
BOOM!
YAAAHHH!
It's a game!
Perfect game.
Three kills, no deaths.
That is a challenger Master Yi gameplay, bitches.
What are you laughing about bro?
Okay, during C I'm gonna need to show the replay because you're gonna have to see something now.
Okay.
So, how does this keep happening bro? I can't get 10k bro.
Well no, now one game you got 20k damage, you don't remember?
Wait, this is good though right? I took 22,000 damage and did 6,000?
Yeah, no, that's that's actually good. But what's better is the fact they got all the objectives like that. So it's really good
Okay, I was breaking dragons bro. What okay? I'm gonna show you why I was laughing
Are you ready? Yeah
Okay, you see my screen?
Yeah, I'm in your screen now. Okay. I want you to watch what happens here. Okay
So before I ask you this okay hey that's me yeah that's you perfect okay now if
you're on war if you're in a war against somebody and you meet an enemy on
the battlefield what are you gonna do you're gonna kill right okay cool so
then why the fuck were you holding this guy's hand bro it's cuz I total vision
dude okay yeah so that's the reason why but you remember when I told you that
thing about when you like drone you only want to do it for like one to two
seconds max yeah that you don't yeah that's the reason why it's so that we
can avoid place like this where it's like you could have avoided the fact
and now she just lives for free because if you would have went in here you could
have done that it's because I'm drunk now that's okay so Jinx let me ask you a
question if a guy's in a car right and he just had four shots and then he sits
there and he fucking crashes into a minivan of five people and kills them
all and he tells the fucking judge oh it's because I was drunk what do you
think the judge is gonna tell him the judge has got to arrest him for
Exactly, yep, exactly. So I don't give a fuck if you're drunk. You fucking focus!
Okay, got it.
Mike, do you want to get iron four?
No, I want to get iron two. I want to get iron two, coach.
And what the fuck is this lightweight shit? You're one beer and a senior drunk!
I'm 1.5 beers in. Watch that shit, bro. I'm 1.5 in.
Jesus, you're fucking slummin' that down.
All right, show for the next one. It's time for you to hit iron two today. What if I told that if you hit iron two, it'll be your first time ever promoting?
Um, well, no, that's not true because I demoted. I demoted before I promote.
Well, yeah, but like it's still okay. Okay. If you lose a million dollars, but then you gain a million. Are you so millionaire?
No, you would be a zero on there because you would be a million dollars in debt and then
you would get a million dollars.
You'd be a zero on there.
But then you have to pay taxes on your revenues so you'd be, I put you in, if you made a
million dollars.
Dude, you're overcomplicating it, man!
I'm just saying you would probably be roughly three hundred and seventy or three hundred
and thirty thousand dollars in debt.
Confiduedo?
Okay.
Okay, and if you're in debt, what should you do to get out of debt?
Um...
Tax evade?
I don't know.
Well, listen, I'm gonna be honest, I think nowadays, right, anybody graduating college
only has one of four valid career paths.
Either you can be a crypto trader, you can make an AI-only fans webpage, you can
You can also become a Twitch streamer, or you can just start stealing money from people.
Those are the only four ballot options for you to actually get wealthy nowadays.
Okay.
So what would you choose if you weren't a streamer, if you weren't a streamer, what
would you do to get money?
Genuinely?
Yes, like all bullshit aside, if you weren't a streamer what would you do for a job?
I would sit there and I'd have literally 15 different AI only fans like accounts
And now we just spent all day in front of a camera with like the AI filter that makes me look however I want just pretending to like do crazy shit for money.
Nice, bro.
Okay, I'm going to do this.
All right.
No, no, James, I'm going to tell you something right now and it's a quote that I want you to live by for the rest of your life. Are you ready?
How did I turn on all chat?
I need that on.
Press the option menu, no not on dwinch.
I'm moving my camera to my chat and to my chat.
Okay gotcha.
Alright so press the option, press the interface, yep scroll down, alright change shot visibility,
yep click it there you go everyone James I want you to look who the enemy team
just locked in Timo again why does everybody play this weird little f**k
he's like a weird little like bear or something okay do you want me to tell
you the real reason why they play Timo
Okay, why did it play Dima?
Why did it play Dima?
Jynx, Jynx, Jynx.
Yes, yes, bro.
Okay, right now in chat, you are typing to your team.
So you just stole the your team.
No, I was saying it's in the other team.
No, you cannot communicate with the enemy team in 3 game, so you're unironically hostaging
the lobby right now.
Okay, let's do this.
Okay, are you feeling ready for action?
Yeah, yeah, bro.
Okay, so Jensie, I'm gonna be honest,
we need to get excited.
So I'm gonna need to walk away from your monitor
about five feet, start edging yourself for about 15 seconds,
and then afterwards,
What?
What's the issue?
Walk off camera and start jerking off.
Yes, but don't finish.
Because the thing is, dude,
Okay, I'm edging right now, okay, because this is what UFC fighters do before fights
Yes, bro, that's the reason why whenever they they're like holding each other the other guy always taps out because the guy behind them
So it's like humping his back
Okay, I edged where I got half chop and then I stopped. Okay. That's good. That's good. Are you feeling the blood flowing now?
Yeah, I feel the course into my penis
Okay, good. That's all I like to hear. So now this game, okay? You win this shit easy. Am I understood?
Okay, yes
All right
So now how we're gonna play it is we're gonna play for the top to bottom folk there sound good. Yes
All right
It's not Jinxie what are you?
Bronze iron
Yep.
Iron?
Iron.
Wait, so you see how that Teemo's playing a skin that's called Firecracker Teemo?
Yeah.
I imagine you just help him down, like bolted his hands up like swift chains, and then just
inserted firecrackers in his asshole.
Okay, why would I imagine that?
Because that's what you're going to do to him this game.
And I wanted to imagine like I see it bro. What do you say? No, but Jinxie imagine that little smug grin getting wiped off his face as his ass gets blown to smithereens by the Chinese firecrackers you found on sale
I
Got sucked to what you did. Oh my god. He's like a kid, bro
No, I'm just like a thousand years old. I get not showing and everyone hates him. So it's fine. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I did
Well, I'm gonna say that's a good thing is clothing is red
bro stop okay sorry sorry sorry sorry actually sorry actually sorry bro why
do they have one iron and then we have three how's that fair at all that's not
fair okay do you remember what I explained to you it's cuz you're in
losers cube bro okay what does that mean it means that they want you to lose so
they give you low ranch shitty players it's kind of like imagine you're
sitting there and you're doing really well in class. So one day your teacher comes up to you and she's like,
all right, when you write this essay, this is going to be your team for the essay.
And then she gives you four people from like the special ed class. That's what
Riot does to hold you back from winning games. Does that make sense?
Yes. So there's losers queue in, in, in, in league.
Yes. So if you win, you lose it. If you lose, you win.
exactly yeah so like when you win you're in winners queue so it's one of two
things when you win it's either you're in winners queue or it's like you're 1v9
fucking beast when you lose you're in losers queue or you got inted by your
team does that make sense got it got it got it got it got it so now let me quiz
you if you just won why did you win because I won be nice that I'm the
best player of all time okay and if you lost why'd you lose because I was
and winners queue and they nerf my team.
You and losers queue and they nerf your team.
I was in a losers queue and they nerf my team.
OK, good.
Bro, I just don't know how this is fair if they have one iron
and we have three irons.
How is that fair at all, Riot?
That's not fair.
Let me ask you a question.
If there's a basketball game and your teammates have
No arms, okay?
But they have two legs.
And the enemy team, right?
They have no arms as well,
but they have two legs with an extra toe, right?
Is it so kind of fair?
Sort of, sort of.
Exactly.
Bro, this guy's wholesome.
No, no, Jinx, he's stop.
He's not wholesome.
He's a stream sniper.
Now tell him in all chat,
turn off this stream, you fucking asshole.
No, come on, he's being sweet.
Okay, all right, fine.
All right, let's get it done now.
All right, so now what you're gonna do...
So, Jinx, you're gonna learn the Golden Rule of League.
If ever somebody on the enemy team says,
Hey, big fan, they're always gonna drop 30 kills in your game
and you're gonna hate them by the end of it.
Okay.
So now listen, you're playing for the red,
up to the red cross oh god
this is why everybody who plays this game fucking hates their life like her
that was 20 minutes of my fucking life for a recall like no I don't want to
FUCKIN' EVEN HELLM!
Okay.
Let's look at that.
I'm gonna go pee. I'll be back.
Wait, wait, wait. Can you still hear me?
What? That was 20 minutes wasted.
What?
Okay, wait, can you still hear me?
Yeah.
Okay. You don't need to go away from the bathroom.
Uh...
What do you mean?
No, like, I was saying like,
You don't need to go to your bathroom for a toilet.
Ahhhh.
Like yo.
Hey, this guy is fucked in the head!
High-fives! Accept the queue!
Oh, GG.
Well, GG.
Alright, nice.
Okay, hi Vyze, this is what you're going to do now.
You're going to buy a champion called Azir,
and you're going to lock it in before Jinx gets here.
Okay?
Okay, so like you need to click the top right thing where you see like the little gold coins
and then afterwards, yep there, okay good, so now search up AZ, but you click where
it says champions and then AC.
Oh no, I can add whatever it's on.
I just locked in this champion.
Okay, so just hover the mouse key and then afterwards we'll run it up on it
All right
You're just gonna have to lock in mastery when it comes and then you're also gonna have
to set a certain, so you know what he does when he clicks like the first thing he does?
Yo, Dantez!
What's up?
Yo, Dantez!
Yo, Jinx, do what's up?
Yo, yo, Dantez!
Yo, Jinx, do what's up?
I've been a nasty girl, nasty, I've been a nasty girl, nasty, I've been a nasty girl, nasty
Yo, bro, come on, don't spin on it.
Okay, my bad, I thought that's where we're going with it.
Hi guys, what the fuck are you doing? Stop! What the fuck are you fucking doing?
Stop you motherfucker stop
No, wait, no, it's good because now no Jynxie think of it this way
High-vives can be your Q slave. So that means when you go to the bathroom. He can always queue up so you never waste time
Stop touching my rooms you don't understand the game
No, that's it. I don't want him to do that, bro
No way why?
Because I don't want them to do that bro. Yo, don't dance. Okay. Yeah, what's up clock it?
Work it claim
Jesus Christ
Bro, I'm about to be iron to high-fives you fucking freak
Okay, listen listen, Jamesy. You're gonna wait. What the fuck the enemy team has a silver
No, they don't not current trust me. There's no way they say there's Sanna is silver double-click the Sanna
She's sober three but half like okay, bro
How is that fair if we have one iron and four bronzes and then they have one iron three bronzes in a silver three?
That's not fair at all, bro. That's not fair
and
Okay, so listen we're gonna have to focus this game because the enemy jungler counters you
who's that warwick yes you know I hate this guy so much I hate this I fucking
hate warwick I fucking hate him yep we have to clock his tea we have to clock
his tea okay listen listen this game what you're gonna have to do okay is
you're gonna have to clock his tea and then okay so this is how we're gonna
it okay type in all chat as soon as you load in yes queen you want me to type
yes queen in all chat as soon as I load it in wider yes because the thing is
that you're gonna type that and then they're gonna be like oh this guy's not
like a crazy master you player like he's just gonna like do something like
troll but then you're gonna go in and you're gonna go crazy on them does that
make sense yes bro not that's can I go crazy and on you depends can you handle
all of me
oh my god all right okay Jim see you know sometimes when you're like gonna
like make a puzzle you sit there and you actually look at the picture first
this is what the puzzle is going to look like?
I've never made a puzzle before.
Okay, well what if me and you each measured each other's like asshole depth and penis size
to see if we fit together like a puzzle?
Maybe it's a puzzle.
It's actually not a terrible idea.
Back to where we had better ideas.
Wait, Jaycee, I just had the craziest idea.
So you know how we're doing a clash team this Saturday? Yes me you tired of one of them two more
What if as a team bonding experience we did the human centipede?
What is that?
All right, it's very you don't know okay, so now we're gonna do so we're gonna play for the blue. Okay, top the block folk here
I'm gonna uh smite early so I get it back earlier because it's not invading because I'm smart
And if you have made it the other way
It's like when you only have one charge, okay?
Then you're always gonna like work towards a cooldown of your second charge
So it's like you're getting it back earlier
Oh, okay
Yep
Alright, so now you're gonna play for the Gromp and then upwards the Volg's
There's fighting going on top lane, med lane is about even and your blind is getting shoved in
No, she needs to walk up! Walk up! It's gonna reset!
Okay, so the reason why we said there is because you brought it past the circle, right?
How long can you get past the circle?
No, go to the circle.
How long can you get past the circle before it retracts?
So it shows.
So you see how right now, like, hit this?
Okay.
So you see how right now there's like a very thin white bar above it's like how
far?
Or above it.
You see that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's gonna turn yellow and then it's gonna turn red.
When it turns yellow and red, yellow means it's gonna reset, and red means it's over.
Got it.
Alright.
So I thought that if I had filed something good in all my battles...
Alright, so now play for the rappers.
...and I'll start my sight and hear it from back in life.
Then I'll just try to keep going back.
Once called me forever, my music ain't gonna be back.
And I love her more, but it's the season of the sticks
And I saw your mom and she forgot that I existed
And I ask my father, I just like to put a lick
In my drink, alcohol, till my friends come and make
The drinks, and I'll drink each night of that song
For you that I might not have, but I did not lose
Now you're tired tracks and one pair of shoes
But I'll wait in the night
Because I don't have to
Do you want me to make a spur of the moment
League of Legends parody of that song?
Yes
Okay, what's the song name?
Stick Season
Alright, sit down, look for the crab, okay?
Alright
Oh god, I don't know how to like sound it out. Okay, we're gonna
Flash away, flash away, flash away. You can't quite this
Keep running keep on keep on now watch your turd. What's your turd? What's your turd? Turd and then recall
Okay, I hope this ends well
Okay, so now right-click the Kraken and then go straight to the Top Crab, nope.
My blade is yours!
Okay, so GenC, this one?
My blade is yours!
Are you listening?
Yes, daddy, or coach.
Either works.
Okay, so now listen you're gonna look for the scuttle crab here
You're fucking god damn right you are I
Want you to grab his two eyes and hold them like their handlebars as you rail him from behind
You need help
Better it's a crab
I mean like okay whatever listen Jhin see do you remember what I told you yesterday about keg W
Yep, so now when you turn level five you're gonna have to put a point in your W. Okay
Okay, this is good I'm gonna eat some pasta while you're clearing this out okay with you
I'm just gonna go on the feed every time
But I'm gonna be honest with you. You might have an issue with your vods
Why so because you're singing is so good that they might think it's the original soundtrack. They're gonna get copyrighted
Why I'm not even kidding
a billion gonna never find
eight eight eight
We gonna party like this
Well tonight, I want to show you what
So just forget about the world beyond tonight
I'm telling for you
There he is
Well played idiot. You made
Okay play for your blue and then drone top maybe we can go for a kill on him when you have your ulti
So now drone top
So now when you look on your mini map okay, you can't use my own gift against me that's not a lot
You guys can't use my own gift again. That's literally bank
So now you're gonna play for the gromp
Yeah, I'm mad, it's picking at all four of us.
Bro, we might have to start calling you Jhinx T-Manage.
Chad, you can't use that, bro.
They're using my own gift against me.
Alright.
I'm gonna show up.
Bro, that's what I'm telling you, the best revenge that you could have is winning this
game.
Bro, but Dantez, I'm drunk, bro, I'm drunk.
Wait, really?
Okay, I'm not drunk, but I'm buzzed.
Bro, you're about to be fucking buzzed light here, you ready for this shit?
It's actually a good quote, thank you.
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.
Yep.
Jinxie.
must be buzzed right here the way I'm the way I'm manhandling this woody yeah I
think you're dead okay look for that look for the red you're doing good so far
Wait, can I do a song request?
Yeah, of course.
Can you sing Taylor Swift?
I knew you were Trouble.
No, we can't go to the Grubbys, we can't go to the Grubbys.
Back to the beat to the places I've never been
And I am lying on the cold yard there
Oh!
Trouble, Trouble, Trouble
And any has been slain
Bro, editing out of the software class?
Hmm?
Uh, what's another Taylor Swift classic?
Okay, we're fine.
You choose.
do the one story one I got one I have a song but I forgot it hey go to the
drops go to the drops I have a song but I forgot it
Wolfs is on chat.
All right, GenC. I'm done my food. I'm ready to coach now. You ready for this?
Yep, I've been ready.
So the good news is that you're actually doing well.
I want you to drone top though because the areas could be low. Your mordekaz is half HP drone top.
Okay.
So after this we're gonna gank actually no paper the scuttle crab
Okay, you're gonna have to flash away, but you're gonna have to run away here
Okay
Take the crab take the top of your mordekaiser dies
Good and then after the crab you're gonna go wolf is okay
I forgot the song I was gonna play.
No, I know the song.
We were only young when I first saw him.
Flashback still in the flashback star and I'm standing there
on a balcony in summer air.
Alright, your turn, go fast.
And the one who has been slain.
When we first met, she'd steal your parents' must-then.
And we'd have to do that.
Talk about it to your children like we had a clue.
And I'd have thought that one day I'd be losing you.
And if I was by, I would be your girlfriend.
We
Jump out jump out
Okay, go but go but fast fast fast what what what Jhin see it's free
Okay this is armor, okay good, go to the dragon, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out
And now start pinging on the dragon while you go for it
We need to make it a habit that you ping while you do objectives
I recall and get your item because you have 1,300 gold remember so listen if you ever
want to walk all the way across the map to do like a camp that spawns the best thing that
You could ever do is recall and then walk there because you're covering the same amount of distance where you're spending gold
Yeah, buddy. Goins is
I call it we know
We know
Yeah, I called it. We know
Loki that I'm not gonna lie to you. I've never heard that before but that's kind of genius
Wait, how did you even come up with that?
yeah but you know what's crazy bro your mispronounciation is literally like
someone else's finest artwork
Oh my god, Jinxie.
Imagine, man, you did a turkey stuffing competition.
What does that mean?
We stuffed things up with a random turkey?
Well listen if you know the kind of guy that I am that you should know what that means
Jesus Christ dude
Mom fuck is in the barbershop always in school tell me
Chief people say Chief people hit up my boy a fucking TV and fucking lamb
They said you don't be putting in no work
Shut the fuck up
Wait did you just say shut the fuck up to yourself
bro it's not so fun oh okay cool all right go for the blue go for the blue
enemy blue fast fast fast explain you are going for the blue coach cuz it's
because he's responding or something well it's because you don't have any
other play to make so you can do the crab do the crab first is secured and
then after do the blue and now what you're gonna do is you're gonna jump
mid because you can either go for the blue or jump mid so jump mid jump
ready? Okay, you're gonna look for a mid fight, so walk mid.
Okay, now Aura and Q under turret, you're getting kill her. Oh wait, she has her kill.
No this is good! You can get-
summer after high school, when we first met, still make friends with her, say bye to her, talk about her future, like we had a flu, never fuck out one day, I feed you some milk, in another life
see by the glitches components and then what did I do wrong you're just like
telling me to die and now okay do you want me to share the replay after
bro I think I'm gonna have to sleep this beer off dude I'm gonna be honest I
think the beers literally fucking you up in ways that aren't even like
conceivable but we're kind of winning I don't know I mean like you're winning
because the thing is you're chillaxed right so like you're not over-forcing
plays you're doing well the enemies not really fucking with you but it's like
like you're making mistakes today that I'm seeing that I haven't seen you making
like a few sessions
but the thing is your rank is going forward so think of it this way it's
like today you sat there and you had to get drunk to play league but you won
two games in a row. So I mean, tomorrow you're gonna be motivated to play and you won't have
to get drunk. But bro, couldn't that also mean that my team is just carrying?
Well listen, your team is doing well, but you're still doing good, bro. Like you're
Cs permanent getting all the drags
Okay, what walk to the dragon start dancing and then
Wait, dude, I'm gonna be honest, I think the enemy Senna just typed your agent all chat.
I'm 24.
Oh, okay, you're good then.
Okay.
So now all chat 26 inches deep in your mom.
And then after that, you're gonna paint for the dragon.
Wait, wait, why did you type it like that?
I don't want to get banned.
That's like a bad way to do that.
Okay, so like, pro tip.
The way that Vibe bans you is an automated system.
And it's like, you can always outplay the automated system.
So things are never going to flag a word like D, right?
Or mom.
But if you said like, fuck, then maybe if you spelled F-U-Q, you would be fine.
Does that make sense?
Got it.
Alright.
So now play for the crab and then go for the big hell.
Wait, Jhin's seen.
Yeah.
Are you Scooby-Doo?
Cause you're jinkies.
That's like a quote from one of the characters.
I'm jinksy.
The eye of your health is gonna despawn.
Okay there you go.
There you go
Okay, you ready for me to make you laugh yeah, what's up?
Okay, what kind of Gatorade does an alligator drink Gatorade
Okay, Park you what kind of power rate does a Gatorade or drink
I feel it's not expected
Yeah, it's good
Yeah, literally
Okay, so now play for the walls
After that
You're gonna work for the bot side clear
Okay
Okay, Jinxy, Jinxy
Jinxy
What kind of STD
did the guy get that fucking alligator?
Uhhhh...
Crabs or something?
Gator, aids!
Okay, I see that one.
Yep, that was clever.
I guess after this you're gonna go for the Krogs
and then you're gonna,
you're gonna look for an invade on the enemy's gromp.
Talk about a future, like we had a clue, never thought that one day I'd be losing my life.
I was trying to put a war down.
Okay wait, do you want me to blow your mind while you're drunk?
Yeah.
So you know the joke?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Yeah.
what if I told you that the purpose of the joke isn't that he's crossing the
road the other side is referring to the after life but this guy is such a
fucking pussy okay go to the turn and recall the turn recall I mean did you
hear what I said though so I said the joke okay why did the chicken cross the
road okay now the reason why that joke works isn't cuz he's getting to the
other side of the road bro it's cuz the other side refers to the afterlife
cuz he's gonna die that actually makes sense yeah what I just thought what was
that bro what you just did was like oh that was the sudden ultimate okay so now
what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the wolves after the wolves
you're gonna ping your team to go to the baron okay
okay Jinxie why did the chicken cross the road to get to the dive the ball
Oh, jeezus christ.
Okay, it's hard fighting this.
I guess so now you're gonna do the Baron.
You should be able to do this, but your team needs to help you.
Yeah, just keep hitting it. Keep hitting it, Jurgen.
No, no, keep hitting it! You can sound it, you're good.
Alright, now recall, press B.
Okay, so now go to the dragon, perfect. Press top.
So you're about to get your third dragon of the game, okay?
Now I wanted to hover mid because maybe you could kill the Senna because remember you're an assassin
So go and kill the Senna go press art Q on her nice. Are you are you are you?
Nice, okay run away. This is fine
Good sorry teams coming look for the rafters and then after the rafters you're gonna walk mid
Okay, so now look for the dragon. This is good
Good, okay, so oh
Okay, so go in the second China China oh god
What's kind of hard when you say uh-oh?
Chew on her like what do you say? Uh-oh, it's like I get scared the fuck type of fucking coach is this
Uh-oh, oh Q-honor, like, bro, what?
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie.
When you're in a war, do you want someone that's training you to sit there and to like always tell you where to shoot?
Or do you want them to sometimes pull the trigger next to your ear so you can crack it?
Just tell me when to go in and when to run!
Alright, I'll do that then!
I don't know how to approach it when you're drunk!
Better, I might get drunk more often on this game.
So this made it a lot easier. So just learn.
Alright, so let's do it then. So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna just walk mid.
Because now you're two months of fight.
They stop the baron buff, you can end the game mid. Let's go.
You ready to walk mid and I flap?
Yep, I'm looking.
You ready yep
Okay, I jinx you you're not moving
Bitch what?
I mean two wins zero losses undefeated wait let's hear damage let's hear damage that's
what really matters 11,000 probably I'm guessing nine all right bro
I'm going to be hopping off the line now chat love y'all boys I'm going to catch y'all in
another stream tomorrow you know we're streaming every day for two consecutive years.
I love you guys bro and chat may night we got stoppins pro league tournament salt lake
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