WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.060 you 00:30.000 --> 00:32.060 you 01:00.000 --> 01:02.060 you 01:30.000 --> 01:32.060 you 02:00.000 --> 02:02.060 you 02:30.000 --> 02:32.060 you 03:00.000 --> 03:02.060 you 03:30.000 --> 03:32.060 you 04:00.000 --> 04:02.060 you 04:30.000 --> 04:32.060 you 05:00.000 --> 05:02.060 you 05:30.000 --> 05:32.060 you 06:00.000 --> 06:02.060 you 06:30.000 --> 06:32.060 you 07:00.000 --> 07:02.060 you 07:30.000 --> 07:32.060 you 08:00.000 --> 08:02.060 you 08:30.000 --> 08:32.060 you 09:00.000 --> 09:03.000 Short fuse to today, high fives, just letting you fuckin' know. 09:04.000 --> 09:06.000 It's the BAD PORTS song! 09:30.000 --> 09:51.420 So you're ruining a good song you ruin a good song have us 09:51.420 --> 09:56.080 It's not only this is back for the chat. It's this is back for the kid Kylie, bro 09:56.080 --> 10:03.200 You ruin a good song high-fives. You ruin a fucking good song. It's a good song, bro. You ruin it 10:05.640 --> 10:10.560 High-fives fix it no no fix it high-fives fix it 10:16.360 --> 10:19.080 High-fives fix it 10:19.080 --> 10:21.080 10 seconds! 10:21.080 --> 10:23.080 IT'S THE SHIT I'M SHIT! 10:23.080 --> 10:25.080 Hi-Bice! 10:25.080 --> 10:27.080 Hi-Bice! 10:27.080 --> 10:29.080 Hi-Bice! 10:29.080 --> 10:31.080 Hi-Bice! 10:31.080 --> 10:33.080 I'm not kidding! 10:33.080 --> 10:35.080 This kid is annoying! 10:35.080 --> 10:37.080 FIX THE STORE! 10:37.080 --> 10:39.080 Hi-Bice! 10:39.080 --> 10:41.080 I can fix the... 10:41.080 --> 10:43.080 I can fix the... 10:43.080 --> 10:45.080 I can fix the... 10:45.080 --> 10:47.080 I can fix the... 10:47.080 --> 10:50.160 I could fix that. I could take it to such out of my bestie 11:17.080 --> 11:19.080 You're gonna die! 11:19.080 --> 11:21.080 In GTA! 11:25.080 --> 11:27.080 I'm gonna shoot your gunner guys! 11:27.080 --> 11:28.080 In GTA! 11:28.080 --> 11:30.080 You're gonna die! 11:31.080 --> 11:32.080 Like in GTA! 11:32.080 --> 11:33.080 High five! 11:33.080 --> 11:34.080 Popo! 11:44.080 --> 11:46.080 Alright Chad, before Levy jumps in here 11:46.080 --> 11:51.060 Guys I won a game this morning. I'm good at chess, bro. I don't know what to say like I'm good 11:52.560 --> 11:57.780 I'm good at chess, bro. I'm fucking good at motherfucking fucking chess. I'm good at chess, bro 12:00.280 --> 12:04.360 I'm good at chess. Hi guys. What do you want? What do you want? Have us. What do you want? 12:05.160 --> 12:09.480 Play the new siege event. I will I will I will I will I will 12:09.840 --> 12:12.860 Chat I will I'm gonna play the new siege event. I'm gonna do the new packs 12:12.860 --> 12:19.860 Don't, don't you give up? Nah, nah, nah. I will give up. Nah, nah, nah. 12:19.860 --> 12:25.860 All I'm saying, bro, is I might have a professional career in chess. Why is my camera fuzzy? 12:32.860 --> 12:37.860 Now let me make myself clear. If you got a rouse from that, you need God. 12:37.860 --> 12:41.860 If you got a rouse from that, you need to go to church, buddy. 12:41.860 --> 12:45.860 I've never seen that flag in my life before, actually. 12:45.860 --> 12:47.860 I've never seen that flag. 12:47.860 --> 12:49.860 Paraguay. 12:49.860 --> 12:50.860 What? 12:50.860 --> 12:51.860 That is not Thailand flag. 12:51.860 --> 12:53.860 Thailand's flag is different, I thought. 12:53.860 --> 13:00.860 Chad, you know, maybe we should listen to like one song while we're in a chess game. 13:00.860 --> 13:02.860 I feel like I'm going to play better if I'm listening to music. 13:02.860 --> 13:04.860 Chad, look at my elo. 13:04.860 --> 13:05.860 What? 13:05.860 --> 13:10.660 I feel like I'm going to play better if I'm listening to music. 13:10.660 --> 13:11.900 Chat, look at my elo. 13:11.900 --> 13:14.300 We have to win this game before Levy coaches us. 13:14.300 --> 13:15.300 We have to win. 13:15.300 --> 13:16.300 This guy's a noob. 13:16.300 --> 13:17.300 Nope. 13:17.300 --> 13:18.300 This guy's a noob. 13:18.300 --> 13:19.300 This guy's a noob. 13:19.300 --> 13:20.300 This guy's a noob. 13:20.300 --> 13:24.580 If you're doing that play, you're a noob. 13:24.580 --> 13:27.260 If you're doing that play, you're a noob. 13:27.260 --> 13:30.260 That is a noob-ass play. 13:30.260 --> 13:33.260 You have no game. 13:33.260 --> 13:35.260 I 13:37.740 --> 13:39.740 Do 13:43.980 --> 13:45.980 Hey 13:47.820 --> 13:49.820 I'm 13:55.020 --> 13:58.420 Yeah, yeah money 13:58.420 --> 14:00.440 The 14:00.440 --> 14:02.440 money 14:02.440 --> 14:04.440 Mickey Minas 14:04.440 --> 14:06.440 Jackson 14:08.440 --> 14:10.440 you 14:10.440 --> 14:12.440 the 14:12.440 --> 14:14.440 show you 14:14.440 --> 14:17.440 what you got 14:17.440 --> 14:19.440 a billion 14:19.440 --> 14:21.440 never but 14:21.440 --> 14:23.440 it 14:23.440 --> 14:25.440 we have a body like this 14:25.440 --> 14:27.440 30 as well tonight 14:27.440 --> 14:31.140 I wanna show you how to find good things in life 14:31.140 --> 14:34.940 So just forget about the world we got tonight 14:34.940 --> 14:38.440 I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya, bros 14:38.440 --> 14:41.240 Alright, this guy's pissed at me off because of how long he's taking 14:41.240 --> 14:43.740 Yo bro, we're developing, it's just like that 14:43.740 --> 14:46.140 You should not spend two minutes developing 14:46.140 --> 14:49.740 Is this guy getting a blowjob or something while he's playing? 14:49.740 --> 14:51.440 I mean, I'm trying to not rage 14:51.440 --> 14:54.040 You've done three moves in two minutes 14:54.040 --> 14:56.140 What the fuck? 14:56.140 --> 14:58.140 WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING?! 14:58.140 --> 15:00.140 You paused at the best part, sorry. 15:26.140 --> 15:28.200 you 15:56.140 --> 15:58.200 you 16:26.140 --> 16:28.200 you 16:56.140 --> 16:58.200 you 17:26.140 --> 17:28.200 you 17:56.140 --> 17:58.200 you 18:26.140 --> 18:28.200 you 18:56.140 --> 18:58.200 you 19:26.140 --> 19:28.200 you 19:56.140 --> 19:58.200 you 20:26.140 --> 20:28.200 you 20:56.140 --> 20:58.200 you 21:26.140 --> 21:28.200 you 21:56.140 --> 21:58.200 you 22:26.140 --> 22:28.200 you 22:56.140 --> 22:58.200 you 23:26.140 --> 23:28.200 you 23:56.140 --> 24:08.140 Am I not checkmated? 24:08.140 --> 24:12.140 Wait, what happened? 24:12.140 --> 24:14.140 What the fuck just happened? 24:14.140 --> 24:16.140 I thought I could take the bishop. 24:16.140 --> 24:20.140 I'm fucking checkmated. 24:20.140 --> 24:25.140 We have to re-enter flow state. 24:25.140 --> 24:28.180 We have to re-enter flow state to make sure that we don't get checkmated here. 24:29.300 --> 24:36.180 We have to re-enter flow state to make sure that we don't get checkmated here. 24:55.140 --> 24:58.580 No way, I'll chill, get in commas 24:58.580 --> 25:01.780 Like my dad, I'm a grinder 25:01.780 --> 25:05.300 She don't want me locked up 25:05.300 --> 25:08.340 Mama, I'm gon' wash up 25:08.340 --> 25:11.460 With my rizzy lock up 25:11.460 --> 25:14.660 All my diamonds rocked up 25:14.660 --> 25:17.700 I don't wanna sign up 25:17.700 --> 25:20.740 Mama love me so I can do no wrong 25:20.740 --> 25:21.860 Mama in the truck 25:25.140 --> 25:28.140 It's got checkmated up 16 material. 25:28.140 --> 25:30.140 Well, it looks like we're ready for coaching. 25:30.140 --> 25:34.140 I just got checkmated up 16 material. 25:43.140 --> 25:45.140 Looks like we're ready for a coaching session. 25:55.140 --> 26:15.060 All right, chat, you know, all we can do is just hope to God that Levy wasn't watching 26:15.060 --> 26:16.060 that game. 26:16.060 --> 26:21.340 The only thing we can do is just pray to God Levy was not watching that game. 26:21.340 --> 26:26.340 That is literally the only thing we can do. 26:26.340 --> 26:31.340 The only thing we can do, chat, is literally pray to God that he was not watching that game, y'all. 26:31.340 --> 26:33.340 That is the only thing we can do. 26:33.340 --> 26:38.340 16 material to get checked made in it. 26:38.340 --> 26:40.180 Call them, Levy, right now. 26:40.180 --> 26:41.620 330, right on time. 26:51.940 --> 26:54.180 Mama love me so I can't do normal. 26:54.180 --> 26:56.420 Hey, Levy, how's it going? 26:56.420 --> 26:57.220 What's up, man? 26:57.220 --> 26:58.380 How are you? 26:58.380 --> 27:02.860 Levy, per chance, were you maybe watching the last game 27:02.860 --> 27:05.860 I just played? 27:05.860 --> 27:06.360 Yeah. 27:08.340 --> 27:13.340 Bro, what could I have done? I didn't see a way out of checkmate there. I didn't see it. 27:13.340 --> 27:25.340 Dude, first of all, I just want to say, if you see any clip farming going on that I'm sad that we didn't collab, I would like you to ignore it, because the internet is crazy, brother. 27:25.340 --> 27:29.340 Yeah, bro, yes. Don't worry about it, Levy. Don't worry about it. Bro. 27:29.340 --> 27:37.340 Wait, I'm sorry, I was just like, I was so annoyed, man. And then I was like, dude, you announced this crazy ass turn. I saw the field, it was stacked. 27:37.340 --> 27:42.140 was stacked and I now I want to play league. Bro you have to play league. Have you ever played league? 27:43.180 --> 27:47.580 Never dude. But love you're an intellectual man you would be good at league bro. 27:48.300 --> 27:53.180 Is that, does that track, does that correlate? No I mean in reality most of the people that are 27:53.180 --> 27:56.940 good at league kind of just hate their life and play like for 20,000 hours to be honest. 27:58.620 --> 28:04.220 But I can qualify for hating my life I'm more than happy to spend the time I spent on chess. 28:04.220 --> 28:05.840 Oh, yeah, you play chess. 28:05.840 --> 28:07.940 You probably already do hate your life, right, Levy? 28:07.940 --> 28:08.660 Exactly. 28:08.660 --> 28:09.380 Yeah, chess. 28:09.380 --> 28:11.260 Yeah, OK, that all checks out. 28:11.260 --> 28:15.180 Now, Levy, before we even jump into anything, 28:15.180 --> 28:17.020 how can I have a voided checkmate here? 28:17.020 --> 28:18.660 Because I actually just didn't see it. 28:18.660 --> 28:19.260 I was looking at it. 28:19.260 --> 28:21.700 I'm going to, OK, so I'm going to, 28:21.700 --> 28:23.740 I'll boot up a classroom, and I'll load in your games. 28:23.740 --> 28:27.500 Can you tell me the games you wanted to look at yesterday? 28:27.500 --> 28:29.020 Well, Levy, yeah. 28:29.020 --> 28:32.700 OK, so if you look at my last five games, three of them, 28:32.700 --> 28:34.900 I had a thousand plus ratings from chess.com, 28:34.900 --> 28:36.020 which I've never had. 28:36.020 --> 28:37.580 I was playing so good. 28:37.580 --> 28:38.620 They were all on stream too. 28:38.620 --> 28:40.780 Like I was doing cool stuff. 28:40.780 --> 28:42.900 Like I was blocking stuff with nights. 28:42.900 --> 28:44.540 I was setting up plays, 28:44.540 --> 28:46.540 but my cousin explained it really well. 28:46.540 --> 28:49.500 He's like, I'm like a bowl in a china shop right now. 28:49.500 --> 28:51.260 Like I have good ideas, 28:51.260 --> 28:53.420 but I'm very explosive and I ended up breaking 28:53.420 --> 28:54.300 all the plans. 28:56.040 --> 28:57.620 This is a very wise cousin. 28:57.620 --> 28:58.460 Yes. 28:58.460 --> 29:00.780 He's like set up a bowl in a china shop. 29:00.780 --> 29:02.740 You have, I invited you. 29:02.740 --> 29:05.140 Do you see the invites of the classroom? 29:05.140 --> 29:06.660 No, no, no, let me see it. 29:06.660 --> 29:07.660 I just cleared out some. 29:07.660 --> 29:08.500 Let me see if I get it now. 29:08.500 --> 29:09.740 Maybe try another one. 29:10.740 --> 29:12.540 Bro, Levy, I switched to your guy, by the way. 29:12.540 --> 29:15.100 I have the AI Levy in here. 29:15.100 --> 29:15.940 Does he help? 29:15.940 --> 29:16.780 He sounds like me, right? 29:16.780 --> 29:17.620 He does sound like you, 29:17.620 --> 29:19.180 but he says things you don't say. 29:19.180 --> 29:21.740 Like he says weird stuff sometimes. 29:21.740 --> 29:22.580 That is true. 29:22.580 --> 29:24.140 All right, I just send the invite. 29:24.140 --> 29:24.980 I'm not getting it. 29:24.980 --> 29:25.980 Let me try to refresh my page. 29:25.980 --> 29:27.620 Maybe I'll work. 29:27.620 --> 29:28.980 No. 29:28.980 --> 29:29.900 What the heck? 29:29.900 --> 29:32.860 Why am I not getting it? 29:32.860 --> 29:34.680 Dude, tell my viewers are good, Levy. 29:34.680 --> 29:37.220 Like, some of them watch me when I'm playing off-stream 29:37.220 --> 29:39.660 and they'll send me challenges and they're like 1,600 below. 29:39.660 --> 29:41.580 This guy's 1,500 below. 29:41.580 --> 29:43.700 OK, try this. 29:43.700 --> 29:45.300 I just sent it to you on Discord. 29:45.300 --> 29:46.860 Oh, beautiful. 29:46.860 --> 29:47.980 That should work easily. 29:47.980 --> 29:50.340 Yep, I'm in here, Levy. 29:50.340 --> 29:52.860 OK, and I hid it from everybody else. 29:52.860 --> 29:54.940 All right. 29:54.940 --> 29:56.660 Yeah, I'm going to show you how to stop that one. 29:56.660 --> 29:58.460 And also, I think what I'm realizing 29:58.460 --> 30:01.540 is you have a small blind spot with your opponent's queen. 30:01.540 --> 30:03.220 I've seen you play a few games. 30:03.220 --> 30:09.700 And it's like, so what you're struggling with right now, 30:09.700 --> 30:11.180 maybe the same in League, by the way, 30:11.180 --> 30:13.660 you have to pay attention to so much stuff on the board 30:13.660 --> 30:15.020 at the same time. 30:15.020 --> 30:16.580 Exactly. 30:16.580 --> 30:18.860 You're not, your brain can't keep track 30:18.860 --> 30:20.100 of every single thing. 30:20.100 --> 30:23.740 So first, I'll show you the game that you just played. 30:23.740 --> 30:26.300 I'm going to load up a couple of games. 30:26.300 --> 30:28.260 How did we do this last time? 30:28.260 --> 30:29.100 Okay, like this. 30:29.100 --> 30:30.740 Yeah, bro, it's really overwhelming, Levy. 30:30.740 --> 30:31.820 It's very overwhelming. 30:31.820 --> 30:34.420 Chess is overwhelming as hell, dude. 30:34.420 --> 30:39.420 But have you enjoyed climbing to 3, 400? 30:39.660 --> 30:42.180 The last week of chess was the most fun 30:42.180 --> 30:43.020 I've ever had on chess. 30:43.020 --> 30:44.220 It was the best I've played 30:44.220 --> 30:46.820 and I hit 400 elo legitimately for the first time ever. 30:46.820 --> 30:49.220 Because you remember, I was at like 200 elo. 30:49.220 --> 30:51.220 I was at like 160, if you remember. 30:52.300 --> 30:53.940 The first time I covered your game, 30:53.940 --> 30:56.020 you were like 115th. 30:56.020 --> 31:02.860 Yes, I literally went up 300 below in like a month probably I would say so I'm pretty proud of myself. And I love you 31:02.860 --> 31:08.220 I played every day on chess.com. I can actually tell you how many of a streak I'm at I'm at 31:10.820 --> 31:17.660 40 something days, I think 45 days, I think 45 days. That's insane. Yeah, that is crazy. That is 31:18.340 --> 31:23.300 That's really impressive. Yeah, I was checking in because I know like once I saw you were playing league 31:23.300 --> 31:25.700 I was like, I know that can be really addicting. 31:25.700 --> 31:26.700 Let's see if the chess sticks. 31:26.700 --> 31:31.340 And yeah, every day you were playing like at least a couple of games, which is it's like reading the newspaper for me. 31:31.340 --> 31:34.620 Like I really like to wake up in the morning and play a couple of games of chess. 31:34.620 --> 31:42.060 And I noticed if I play two or three games at full capability, I play better than playing 10 games and just tilting all my material away. 31:43.100 --> 31:46.580 Yep. And a game of League can take like an hour. 31:46.580 --> 31:49.300 So yeah, exactly. 31:49.300 --> 31:50.500 Doing that when you first wake up. 31:50.500 --> 31:52.500 It's also easy to play it on your phone chess. 31:52.500 --> 31:53.000 Yes. 31:53.000 --> 31:55.860 Really easy. 31:55.860 --> 31:56.860 Comparison league. 31:56.860 --> 31:58.220 You see the screen? 31:58.220 --> 31:58.980 Oh, yeah, I do. 31:58.980 --> 32:01.060 I feel like if I better on PC, though, that'd be. 32:01.060 --> 32:03.340 Because on phone, it doesn't show you all the routes and stuff. 32:03.340 --> 32:04.660 I like seeing the routes. 32:04.660 --> 32:06.260 I don't think for you, it would matter, though, 32:06.260 --> 32:07.260 because you just know it all. 32:07.260 --> 32:09.900 That might actually, that might just be a setting. 32:09.900 --> 32:12.660 But maybe you're right. 32:12.660 --> 32:13.940 But yeah, yeah. 32:13.940 --> 32:19.180 Like on the computer, you have some settings 32:19.180 --> 32:21.860 that are different, for sure. 32:21.860 --> 32:31.860 Okay, let's first look at, so what's funny is as I was covering this game, I predicted this whole sequence. 32:31.860 --> 32:36.860 So you got here. So what's, what is white's threat? 32:36.860 --> 32:38.360 Checkmate. 32:38.360 --> 32:40.460 Yeah, check, check with the queen. 32:40.460 --> 32:40.860 Yep. 32:40.860 --> 32:47.260 So on what square is he trying to capture with the queen? 32:47.260 --> 32:50.860 Oh my God. 32:50.860 --> 32:55.340 Oh my god. Now you see it? All I had to do was push my phone up. Oh my god. 32:56.060 --> 32:59.100 Push it. Like play it, play it, play them. Oh, hold on. I'm gonna make you a... 33:00.300 --> 33:07.340 Oh, Levy. My brain exploded, Levy. Oh my god. Because now I'm seeing it. 33:07.340 --> 33:13.500 Oh, that's... But let me show you something even cooler. So yes, G6, but dude, hold on. 33:13.500 --> 33:18.220 Hold on. It's not so simple. Let's say with white, I go here now. 33:20.860 --> 33:24.860 Now you're threatening, let me see, what you're threatening. 33:24.860 --> 33:25.860 You're threatening. 33:25.860 --> 33:32.860 I'll tell you what I'm threatening. I'm threatening to go Queen here and swarm you with the Queen and the Bishop. You see the arrows? 33:32.860 --> 33:35.860 Oh my God, yeah. Wow. 33:35.860 --> 33:47.860 So, so this is a checkmate pattern when somebody castles and you was you attack them with the Bishop and the Queen like this on the colors, the dark squares, they can't escape. 33:47.860 --> 33:54.580 So even though Black is up two rooks, you are still, it's a little dangerous here for you. 33:54.580 --> 33:56.980 But you have a really clean move here. 33:57.980 --> 34:02.540 You have a check with Black that forces a queen trade. Do you see it? 34:05.860 --> 34:06.360 Yep. 34:07.360 --> 34:10.200 Queen to here. 34:10.200 --> 34:10.980 Can he see my arrow? 34:11.480 --> 34:13.880 Yeah, you can also play it. You control the board now. 34:13.880 --> 34:18.880 And normally this would be a bad move because 34:18.880 --> 34:23.880 I lose material, but it evades the threat, it evades the threat. 34:23.880 --> 34:26.880 Exactly, and now the game is finished. 34:26.880 --> 34:34.880 And a couple moves previously, when I predicted the sequence, so here. 34:34.880 --> 34:39.880 You took the bishop, he went here and I was like you're going to take both his rooks because who wouldn't right? 34:39.880 --> 34:40.880 Yeah. 34:40.880 --> 34:49.340 take his rook what should you take with your night first I don't even know what I 34:49.340 --> 34:55.660 I don't think I can't take anything with my oh my god oh my god bro I need to pay 34:55.660 --> 35:02.140 attention I did not see that so the thing is it's so easy to just go forward 35:02.140 --> 35:05.380 like I'm gonna take and you're completely destroying him you played an 35:05.380 --> 35:08.020 incredible I'm gonna show you a movie you played in this game that was I said 35:08.020 --> 35:11.460 before you played I said it's a 1200 move I'm not expecting you to play it and 35:11.460 --> 35:17.940 you played it so you are you know you're you literally can play really really 35:17.940 --> 35:22.580 good moves now it's about filling in the little gaps and not like missing your 35:22.580 --> 35:26.060 chances so here you just take his bishop because if you don't you're like 35:26.060 --> 35:31.780 wait a minute he's coming to checkmate me yeah and so so the move you played 35:31.780 --> 35:37.940 it that was like a 1200 move was this in this position I was like his king is 35:37.940 --> 35:45.220 here and your best move is pawn to c5 and you played it. Can you explain this move to me? 35:45.220 --> 35:50.420 Yeah so um what helps me a lot with chess is I watch my cousin play and he's at around like 35:50.420 --> 35:56.180 2000 elo and they win almost all their games with pawn pushes like I swear to god they just win 35:56.180 --> 36:02.100 all their games with pawn pushes so I was like if I push my pawn here he has two options like 36:02.100 --> 36:06.420 he could take but then if he takes I just take with my knight and now his bishop's under threat 36:06.420 --> 36:12.420 And then even if he moves his bishop, I just have a check here also kind of like forking this sort of in a way. 36:12.420 --> 36:15.420 But like my knight can just jump all the way up through this sequence. 36:15.420 --> 36:22.420 And then if he doesn't take, I take, he takes, and then I get my rook to the empty file and he's just fucked. 36:22.420 --> 36:28.420 So that calculation, everything you just said, especially like, oh, if I trade the pawn, I get the open file. 36:28.420 --> 36:31.420 That's a, that's 1200 chess, like everything you just said. 36:31.420 --> 36:36.700 just said. So when you blunder made in one after a minute, I'm just like, what, what just happened? 36:36.980 --> 36:44.420 Bowling China shop, Bowling China shop. Yeah, like straight up. I mean, the fact that you see a ponds are, I have a whole 36:44.420 --> 36:49.340 chapter, the whole second chapter of the book, my book for intermediate players that comes out, it's going to come 36:49.340 --> 36:55.260 five months. But the whole second chapter is on pawn play, like trading ponds, activating your pieces and stuff 36:55.260 --> 37:02.140 like that. Now meanwhile, I want you to tell me your opponent's pieces, that specifically 37:02.140 --> 37:09.060 the rook, the two bishops and the queen. Can you draw arrows with them to tell me what 37:09.060 --> 37:18.260 they see? So draw an arrow from the piece towards your position. Okay. 37:18.260 --> 37:23.740 Right now, nothing sees my queen. Nothing sees any of my pieces, like none of his 37:23.740 --> 37:24.740 to see any of my pieces. 37:24.740 --> 37:26.940 No, but so I'm gonna just, I left click, yay. 37:26.940 --> 37:27.860 So leave the arrows there. 37:27.860 --> 37:28.700 So fantastic. 37:28.700 --> 37:30.860 The queen sees the pawn, right? 37:30.860 --> 37:32.060 Yep, the bishop sees nothing. 37:32.060 --> 37:32.900 Yes. 37:32.900 --> 37:34.460 The sees nothing. 37:34.460 --> 37:35.740 The sees that pawn. 37:36.820 --> 37:39.100 Yeah, and the just sees nothing. 37:39.100 --> 37:40.780 Now we're gonna add a layer. 37:40.780 --> 37:42.820 The light squared bishop is also pointing at your king. 37:42.820 --> 37:44.220 So just be a little careful. 37:44.220 --> 37:45.860 Oh my God, yeah. 37:45.860 --> 37:50.340 Yes, but the queen and your king, 37:50.340 --> 37:52.500 they're interacting through the G pawn. 37:52.500 --> 37:57.500 So that means, right now, is this night protected? 37:59.100 --> 38:02.220 No, and that's how I ended up in this nightmare 38:02.220 --> 38:04.700 of a situation where I'm upstairs in the cereal, 38:04.700 --> 38:06.940 because I'm like, oh, my night's protected, who cares? 38:06.940 --> 38:08.180 But it's not protected, 38:08.180 --> 38:11.420 because of like discovered check or whatever it's called. 38:11.420 --> 38:12.740 Yeah, it's pinned. 38:12.740 --> 38:13.980 The pawn is pinned to the king. 38:13.980 --> 38:15.220 Pinned, pinned, yeah. 38:15.220 --> 38:17.900 Yes, so there's a pin there. 38:17.900 --> 38:18.820 One thing you could have done, 38:18.820 --> 38:22.500 like this is completely not, nothing crazy happened, 38:22.500 --> 38:26.060 but you have a way to hit both his queen and his bishop here. 38:26.060 --> 38:26.900 Do you see it? 38:31.420 --> 38:33.660 Hit his queen and hit his light square bishop 38:33.660 --> 38:35.500 or his dark square bishop? 38:35.500 --> 38:37.740 You can, I don't even need to tell you. 38:37.740 --> 38:38.620 I think you can spot it. 38:38.620 --> 38:41.020 Do you even move that attacks his queen and the bishop? 38:43.580 --> 38:46.040 Oh my God, this is such a good move. 38:46.040 --> 38:50.560 Because then if he takes, why don't you go up or go down? 38:50.560 --> 38:51.400 Whoa, whoa! 38:53.760 --> 38:55.520 Why did that happen, Leppy? 38:55.520 --> 38:56.720 Because you're not hitting his bishop. 38:56.720 --> 38:58.160 You're blocking his bishop. 38:59.040 --> 38:59.880 Oh! 38:59.880 --> 39:02.320 You're not hitting it. 39:02.320 --> 39:03.960 When I say hit, like, I mean, take it. 39:03.960 --> 39:04.800 This one. 39:04.800 --> 39:05.640 Okay. 39:06.640 --> 39:11.240 Oh, right idea, wrong location. 39:11.240 --> 39:12.080 Okay. 39:12.080 --> 39:13.120 Correct, correct. 39:13.120 --> 39:13.960 Well, yeah. 39:13.960 --> 39:14.800 Yeah, when I say hit, 39:14.800 --> 39:16.200 I mean, exactly, you're trying to take both. 39:16.200 --> 39:17.520 But check this out. 39:17.520 --> 39:20.680 When you move the knight, when you move the knight, 39:20.680 --> 39:22.920 you lost some protection of the king. 39:22.920 --> 39:25.080 And I actually saw you make a mistake like this before. 39:25.080 --> 39:26.480 The queen comes here. 39:26.480 --> 39:30.040 And when you move a piece, the board changes. 39:30.040 --> 39:32.120 In my second book, I call this continuity, 39:32.120 --> 39:33.440 which is a very big word. 39:33.440 --> 39:35.440 You know, you graduating up the Elo ranks, 39:35.440 --> 39:37.520 so you need some big words now. 39:37.520 --> 39:40.800 If you take this bishop, what's going to happen? 39:40.800 --> 39:47.520 If I take the bishop, he is going to take it back with the queen. 39:47.520 --> 39:49.640 So then his queen will be here. 39:49.640 --> 39:56.960 That looks correct, but queen and bishop are going to collide on which square if you draw 39:56.960 --> 40:02.400 arrows. 40:02.400 --> 40:07.360 If I take, oh my God, he has instantly changed. 40:07.360 --> 40:08.360 Yep. 40:08.360 --> 40:09.360 Wow. 40:09.360 --> 40:10.360 Yep. 40:10.360 --> 40:20.680 that's insane. Yep and you go here and game over boom so it's so hard when a 40:20.680 --> 40:28.720 piece moves you had a game that was like this it was like it was it was a little 40:28.720 --> 40:31.240 while ago I was I was watching you play it was one of the ones were 40:31.240 --> 40:34.360 afterward you're like all right that's enough chess like I had enough I'm just 40:34.360 --> 40:39.680 gonna this is not what the position was so don't you know don't worry but it 40:39.680 --> 40:45.600 was something like this there was like a bishop here and then you had like you know the night 40:45.600 --> 40:52.800 was away and then your queen was protecting checkmate okay it was like this yeah and this 40:52.800 --> 40:59.600 is not checkmate because the queen is protecting yes but you were like all right I gotta kick 40:59.600 --> 41:05.760 his queen out so you went here but what did that do to your queen's vision my queen is now 41:05.760 --> 41:11.140 I just shut the door on my queen so now he just takes the pawn ignores it all the Bishop of Jackson. It's checkmate. Yes 41:11.140 --> 41:16.680 You you you so you when you block your pieces vision or 41:18.440 --> 41:22.700 You open your opponent's pieces vision. This is what 41:24.120 --> 41:29.600 Yeah, we'll prevent you from getting to five and six hundred. It's his peace vision like 41:30.720 --> 41:32.720 Queens are the hardest and 41:32.720 --> 41:35.800 And actually, one other blind spot you have 41:35.800 --> 41:40.800 is you are not so comfortable with squares near the king. 41:41.240 --> 41:45.080 You kind of like, and when you were playing Dante's, 41:45.080 --> 41:46.360 bro, this game was crazy. 41:48.640 --> 41:51.120 I think this game, we had 100 elo rating. 41:52.880 --> 41:56.240 Yeah, but in that game, you actually started the game, 41:56.240 --> 42:00.200 like you played fantastic and then bull into China shop. 42:00.200 --> 42:01.760 Yeah, my cousin said the same thing. 42:01.760 --> 42:03.920 My cousin actually said it was the best I played 42:03.920 --> 42:05.580 and then my head exploded. 42:05.580 --> 42:10.580 Cause the thing about me, Levy, is once I sort of, 42:11.620 --> 42:14.700 like let's say I'm on the chessboard and I stub my toe. 42:14.700 --> 42:17.260 Okay, I stubbed my toe and I messed something up. 42:17.260 --> 42:20.640 Instead of like getting a bandage and patch you got my toe, 42:20.640 --> 42:23.400 I grab a match and just light my entire leg on fire. 42:23.400 --> 42:24.360 And it's a big problem. 42:24.360 --> 42:26.520 I just light myself on fire. 42:26.520 --> 42:28.880 Like I jump head first into oncoming traffic 42:28.880 --> 42:31.320 as soon as something goes wrong. 42:31.320 --> 42:34.480 But this game was the most insane game ever. 42:34.480 --> 42:38.280 I was playing so bad at the end, I was just panicking. 42:38.280 --> 42:40.280 So it's really funny you say that, 42:40.280 --> 42:42.680 because when I've recapped some tournaments, 42:42.680 --> 42:44.000 I've sometimes made that joke. 42:44.000 --> 42:46.680 I'm like, this is like you have a mosquito in your house, 42:46.680 --> 42:49.000 and you just burn down the entire house. 42:49.000 --> 42:51.120 Oh my god, that's actually the best analogy ever. 42:51.120 --> 42:52.400 Yes, that's what I do. 42:52.400 --> 42:54.760 I just burn it all down once I'm outside. 42:54.760 --> 42:57.800 Because man, in this game, so you played your Carl 42:57.800 --> 43:05.800 One thing, by the way, I would recommend, you can just take the pawn if they leave it, 43:05.800 --> 43:10.380 but okay, we're not losing because of that, like you took, then you went here, you were 43:10.380 --> 43:12.800 playing really, really well. 43:12.800 --> 43:17.000 One thing I would say, if you can build a huge pawn wall in the center, you should 43:17.000 --> 43:23.160 just do it like this, because it's impossible to knock down. 43:23.160 --> 43:25.920 And then you were playing amazing here. 43:25.920 --> 43:32.600 his king out is like a little bit challenging. And then right here. So in general, if you're 43:32.600 --> 43:40.800 checked, you generally should run to the corner, not toward the middle. Middle is dangerous. 43:40.800 --> 43:48.840 Oh, now why is that? Why is that? Usually if you're in the corner, there will be some 43:48.840 --> 43:53.440 game you do need to go to the middle. But generally speaking in the corner, you can't 43:53.440 --> 43:58.900 get hit in the crossfire but when your king is here your king can still be 43:58.900 --> 44:07.420 attacked if the queen moves so just generally I would put the king in the 44:07.420 --> 44:12.040 corner but we didn't we didn't lose the game okay because because of that you 44:12.040 --> 44:15.820 played here and then I love the way you made a comeback here here you could 44:15.820 --> 44:19.480 have like sacrificed the rook but you did this this was fantastic like 44:19.480 --> 44:26.040 everything you did here was really good. And then, I mean, it was super complicated. So I didn't blame you. 44:26.040 --> 44:32.680 But then right here, here's an interesting moment. So you have made in one, right? 44:33.560 --> 44:39.960 You have it, I think, two different ways. Can you spot it? In the game, you went B5 and he ran 44:39.960 --> 44:45.480 past your pawn. So you changed the board and he just managed to escape. Yeah, I blocked my vision. 44:45.480 --> 44:49.640 Yeah, and I have so much time. So all I have to do was just this and that's just checkmate, right? 44:50.360 --> 44:53.880 Yeah, and there's another one too. Can you see it? This one's nice because it's like 44:53.880 --> 44:57.480 ladder mate. I was literally going to say it's ladder. Ladder makes like the easiest thing for me 44:57.480 --> 45:03.480 to understand because it's like two like a wall kind of thing. Another checkmate on the board, 45:03.480 --> 45:16.200 I'm trying to think, would it be checkmate in one would be like, would this be checkmate? 45:20.200 --> 45:22.280 Basically, yes. And then he has to go here. 45:25.800 --> 45:28.600 Boom. Yeah. It's like checkmate by like force. 45:28.600 --> 45:38.600 Yeah, he can't move up because of your pawn so fantastic. You also have this one so this this one's a little harder to spot because your pieces have to work together, but you have this. 45:41.600 --> 45:57.600 Oh my God. Yeah, because the works is the queen. Wow. Yes. And this is a little hard like you have to you have to spot that it's check. So you have to get up close to his king and it's protected. 45:58.600 --> 46:01.000 That's the hard part. 46:01.000 --> 46:03.120 You have to see all that, this coordination. 46:03.120 --> 46:04.120 But you know another thing? 46:04.120 --> 46:05.480 Kings scare me a lot. 46:05.480 --> 46:07.040 Like, I don't like getting close to them, 46:07.040 --> 46:08.120 which I need to fix that. 46:08.120 --> 46:09.840 If it's protected, I should get close to it, 46:09.840 --> 46:11.160 but like, I just get scared about games. 46:11.160 --> 46:12.000 Yes, yes, yes. 46:12.000 --> 46:13.960 You are definitely, so your king, 46:13.960 --> 46:15.640 your king is a bit of a blind spot for you. 46:15.640 --> 46:16.720 You like don't want to get close, 46:16.720 --> 46:19.440 but as long as you're defended, it's fine. 46:19.440 --> 46:21.000 It's completely okay. 46:21.000 --> 46:22.920 And that's what made this game more chaotic. 46:22.920 --> 46:23.880 The rest of the games, yeah. 46:23.880 --> 46:25.160 Like, let's take a look. 46:26.880 --> 46:28.080 These are the games where you all, 46:28.080 --> 46:33.000 You got your your best games ever so far so you did your opening 46:34.920 --> 46:37.420 Dude, I think I tried liver this guy if I remember correctly 46:38.320 --> 46:44.600 Yeah, he defend wait a minute, but he you you went for the attack and he defended and you did it anyway 46:44.600 --> 46:46.600 Then you just won your night 46:46.600 --> 46:56.320 Well, I tried liver the other guy successfully, that one I forced it. 46:56.320 --> 46:59.480 But now I learned, you know, whenever the night's here, can't try liver. 46:59.480 --> 47:04.080 Yeah, because if you do your opening trick and he guards it, I mean, you can't do it. 47:04.080 --> 47:06.000 But actually, you came back immediately. 47:06.000 --> 47:10.120 So dude, look, he went here and you spotted, you could have just developed your night 47:10.120 --> 47:15.160 near Bishop, but here's the 1000 brain on Queen A. Forchak and you found this 47:15.160 --> 47:22.720 move and you formed him yep nice yes really nice yeah I mean super super nice 47:22.720 --> 47:27.800 job castles and and and he look you're cleaning your bishop they converge yep 47:27.800 --> 47:35.640 and then I did that again yep okay now you can take his pawn nice now you move 47:35.640 --> 47:41.800 it bishop yeah good move okay here at this point I would move my night and I 47:41.800 --> 47:45.760 would castle so like there's no immediate danger anymore fantastic you 47:45.760 --> 47:54.400 playing like me okay what is that he just gave you the rook oh but you see so oh 47:54.400 --> 48:04.360 you you defended the threat but you can take the root there oh my god wow 48:04.360 --> 48:09.760 that's bad Jesus yeah but you respected his threat but you forgot your 48:09.760 --> 48:11.720 Like your bishop's controlling stuff. 48:11.720 --> 48:12.800 It's controlling squares. 48:12.800 --> 48:15.080 So it's right there. 48:15.080 --> 48:18.320 I think the blind spot for you happens the same with the king 48:18.320 --> 48:19.920 as it does with the other pieces. 48:19.920 --> 48:23.640 Really close moves are a blind spot for you a little bit, 48:23.640 --> 48:24.480 like this. 48:24.480 --> 48:25.320 Yeah. 48:26.400 --> 48:28.680 Like you spotted this, 48:28.680 --> 48:30.200 but you didn't spot the bishop takes root, 48:30.200 --> 48:34.240 which is really, which is really fascinating, right? 48:34.240 --> 48:37.440 So you went here, fine. 48:37.440 --> 48:39.360 Okay, now you have to move your bishop. 48:39.360 --> 48:44.220 Spotted that move is crazy. I would just castle here. I would be too scared good 48:45.100 --> 48:47.800 Free night. Do you see it? Yep? Nice 48:49.600 --> 48:50.720 Okay 48:50.720 --> 48:55.420 Good now you can almost trap his queen by the way. It looks really dangerous good 48:55.420 --> 49:01.700 We attack his rook attack his work again. We go for the queen trap. Okay, so that move. What's the idea? 49:01.700 --> 49:03.700 You take my queen. I take your queen, right? 49:05.240 --> 49:08.440 Yeah, or like I take his rook he takes my art. No wait 49:09.360 --> 49:12.160 How does he take my queen? 49:12.160 --> 49:16.080 So if you take his queen, he takes your queen, but you just go here. 49:16.080 --> 49:17.080 Yeah. 49:17.080 --> 49:18.080 Yeah. 49:18.080 --> 49:19.080 Boom. 49:19.080 --> 49:21.040 He forgot your rook is, yeah, and you spawned it. 49:21.040 --> 49:23.520 Your long moves are like really good. 49:23.520 --> 49:26.080 So he goes here. 49:26.080 --> 49:27.640 Now we can go for his king. 49:27.640 --> 49:28.640 Good. 49:28.640 --> 49:29.640 No checkmate. 49:29.640 --> 49:30.640 Okay. 49:30.640 --> 49:31.640 We trade. 49:31.640 --> 49:32.640 Just take that. 49:32.640 --> 49:33.640 Yep. 49:33.640 --> 49:34.640 We don't open the king. 49:34.640 --> 49:35.640 He goes here. 49:35.640 --> 49:36.640 We take his... 49:36.640 --> 49:37.640 Look, another close move tactic. 49:37.640 --> 49:51.640 Bishop takes bishop. Yeah, I think I ended up doing that later. I was just I don't know. I was overthinking it. It's because it doesn't matter because you can't. Yeah. Yeah, this takes mission. So it's funny, like you're playing all the hard moves and then. 49:52.640 --> 49:57.640 So, yeah, this, this is really, this is really tricky. So D3. 49:58.640 --> 50:00.640 What opened in his position. 50:02.640 --> 50:05.640 Oh my God. Yeah. Yep. 50:05.640 --> 50:10.640 That's tough. And you don't have a lot of time. You don't have a lot of time. 50:10.640 --> 50:15.640 But you know you're a little lucky because if this pawn was here, this would be checkmate. 50:15.640 --> 50:18.640 Like this would be mate. You wouldn't have this move. 50:18.640 --> 50:26.640 Bro, the most annoying way to lose in like my elo is like when you outplay somebody the whole game and then you just get backranked because you're not paying attention. 50:26.640 --> 50:27.640 Yeah. 50:27.640 --> 50:33.640 That's happened to me so many times, Levy. It's actually bad. So now I just always push this in the end of the game. 50:33.640 --> 50:37.000 And and and exactly so like look this was fantastic 50:37.000 --> 50:39.320 You didn't get made it and here you're kind of stuck 50:39.320 --> 50:44.420 But you found a nice move Bishop takes normally your pin you lose your queen here, but this is check and 50:46.000 --> 50:52.100 Clean I mean could have been completely flawless, but it was good like this was good 50:52.320 --> 50:53.800 so in 50:53.800 --> 50:58.640 This game you blundered on move five he blundered like a move later 50:58.640 --> 51:00.120 I wouldn't even call this a blunder 51:00.120 --> 51:06.860 He stumbled into a tactic which you spotted which is more impressive than blundering then he blundered 51:06.860 --> 51:11.840 He gave you the night so now it's two to one a little bit later. You missed the rook. So you miss this 51:11.840 --> 51:16.440 It's not the best then you he blundered his night 51:17.100 --> 51:23.340 Then he played this ridiculous move like here. He blundered again. So he's winning the blunder count and then and 51:24.120 --> 51:29.160 Then here if you just take his bishop you probably win within a few moves you made back-to-back blunders 51:29.160 --> 51:34.080 So your blunders were and and he got your piece, but ultimately 51:35.000 --> 51:40.400 You you blundered less he blundered like six times and you blundered three and you win like this is the way it works 51:40.600 --> 51:42.600 so you 51:43.280 --> 51:49.980 You just have to make less mistakes than the opponent. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll get to a point one day where I never blunder and I just get out 51:51.480 --> 51:57.900 That's yeah at that point you start training with your cousin because like if I played him, you know 51:59.160 --> 52:02.240 He will blunder a lot later in the game. 52:02.240 --> 52:04.320 Like I will have to outplay him. 52:04.320 --> 52:09.240 He's not going to do anything completely crazy. 52:09.240 --> 52:10.640 Okay, let's look at another one. 52:10.640 --> 52:12.200 Oh, yeah, here you fried liver. 52:12.200 --> 52:14.720 Boom, clean. 52:14.720 --> 52:17.480 Winner rook, take the free knight. 52:17.480 --> 52:20.400 Yeah, your long board vision is crazy. 52:20.400 --> 52:23.200 Okay. Nice. We try to escape. 52:23.200 --> 52:25.480 All right. B4 is a great idea. 52:25.480 --> 52:26.760 This is a really nice idea. 52:26.760 --> 52:28.880 It doesn't quite work here. 52:28.880 --> 52:33.200 At a higher level, but I don't care. I really like that you spotted this by the way 52:33.200 --> 52:35.200 This doesn't work for the same reason. I just said 52:36.080 --> 52:39.200 Your pawn used to guard this pawn and black can play here 52:39.800 --> 52:44.520 Which is a problem, but like he's never seeing that and yes 52:44.520 --> 52:50.760 I think for your love you before is an above average move for for a 400 to spot and he would need to counter 52:50.760 --> 52:53.840 He went here you took his bishop and now you are winning 52:54.480 --> 52:58.360 Okay, I like this any underscreen boom. That's the end of the game. Yep 52:58.880 --> 53:10.880 Yeah. GG. We can't ask for much more than this. Like this is excellent. This was clean. 53:10.880 --> 53:14.880 He played somebody named Empanada. This was a three game winning streak. 53:14.880 --> 53:18.880 Oh, no, Navi. This was the worst player ever. I'll never forget this guy. 53:18.880 --> 53:21.880 This guy gave me 20 material in a minute. 53:21.880 --> 53:27.880 So already on the third move, bro, he gave you the bishop and you didn't take it. 53:27.880 --> 53:28.800 Oh, I didn't. 53:28.800 --> 53:29.880 You just developed your pieces, 53:29.880 --> 53:31.800 but he's just giving you the bishop. 53:33.040 --> 53:36.240 Yeah, this guy, he probably just got chess.com 53:36.240 --> 53:38.560 and he's in the process of deranguido hondering him off 53:38.560 --> 53:41.000 because he's not a forerunner to a player. 53:41.000 --> 53:44.960 But I think what we've realized is enemy pieces 53:44.960 --> 53:47.600 from a long distance for you are a little tricky, 53:47.600 --> 53:49.620 but dude, look, the short distance moves 53:49.620 --> 53:50.960 for you are a blind spot. 53:50.960 --> 53:52.160 It's really strange. 53:52.160 --> 53:55.540 So now just pay attention to those short distance moves 53:55.540 --> 53:57.220 because they're gonna be there. 53:57.220 --> 54:00.300 And the better you get at those, the better it's going to be. 54:00.300 --> 54:02.720 Because otherwise, you're like, look, you spotted a backwards 54:02.720 --> 54:05.420 freaking knight reroute. 54:05.420 --> 54:07.100 And then he hung his queen. 54:07.100 --> 54:09.180 So that's cool. 54:09.180 --> 54:10.260 And now did we convert this? 54:10.260 --> 54:11.780 Like, you didn't hang your queen. 54:11.780 --> 54:12.460 Good move. 54:12.460 --> 54:13.820 Everything good. 54:13.820 --> 54:15.660 Let's just, yeah, you're just completely destroying him 54:15.660 --> 54:16.380 with your queen. 54:16.380 --> 54:18.100 You take all his pieces. 54:18.100 --> 54:19.020 And then where's the mate? 54:19.020 --> 54:21.700 Oh my god, yeah, he was bad. 54:21.700 --> 54:23.100 And you just cleaned it up. 54:23.100 --> 54:27.980 So, I mean, this game you play very, very clean, 54:27.980 --> 54:29.980 like very, very easy game. 54:29.980 --> 54:33.460 I wanna, oh, and you want a fourth one. 54:33.460 --> 54:34.900 Nice. 54:34.900 --> 54:36.900 Dude, recently you've been really cooking. 54:36.900 --> 54:37.740 Like- 54:37.740 --> 54:38.700 Yes, bro, yeah, I know. 54:38.700 --> 54:42.060 I think, Levy, I think like the next time we have a lesson, 54:42.060 --> 54:43.180 I think I'll be five in a row. 54:43.180 --> 54:44.020 I'm not even kidding. 54:44.020 --> 54:45.740 Like I've been winning more than I've been losing, 54:45.740 --> 54:47.840 which is the first time I could ever say that. 54:47.840 --> 54:51.500 Dude, you're a fan of challenges, right? 54:51.500 --> 54:53.800 Like every time you play you end up putting on like a big event. 54:53.800 --> 54:59.100 I was saying, I was like, we could do a thing where if you get to a thousand before the end of the year. 55:01.100 --> 55:04.300 Like, I can donate a hundred K to charity. 55:04.600 --> 55:05.300 What? 55:05.700 --> 55:08.700 Wait, actually, so before like 2027. 55:09.500 --> 55:11.100 Yeah, New Year's 2027. 55:11.100 --> 55:12.300 I have six months. 55:12.300 --> 55:12.600 Yeah. 55:12.600 --> 55:13.000 Okay. 55:13.200 --> 55:13.700 Okay. 55:14.200 --> 55:15.800 I'll take you up on that deal, bro. 55:17.000 --> 55:21.400 We can, we can work towards it because I know it's not like a tournament, but we go on the grind. 55:21.500 --> 55:25.840 And any charity of your choosing bro levy if I ever get to like 55:26.480 --> 55:30.380 995 you know, it'll be like the most nervous I've ever been like that'll be so fun 55:31.820 --> 55:38.700 But it'll be worth it. Yeah, I'll keep playing every day like I'm gonna I'm gonna keep playing chess because I love the progression of chess 55:38.940 --> 55:42.420 And I love like how bad I am and all my opponents are bad too 55:42.420 --> 55:44.420 So there's just so much ground to make up 55:44.540 --> 55:47.800 Like if I were to hit a wall where I'm the same exact you know for like a year 55:47.800 --> 55:52.440 I'll be depressing but I like how everything is just in great strides, you know, like it's very addicting 55:53.480 --> 55:57.720 Yeah, and I don't you know, it's like just for fun, right? Like obviously you name like a crazy number 55:57.720 --> 56:00.760 I don't want to be like pressuring you to play more just so that I do need to charity 56:00.760 --> 56:05.160 But like if you really are enjoying it and you're getting a lot better like it'll be cool. It'll be sick 56:05.400 --> 56:09.000 No, I love it. I love it. Like I was like I'll play chess anyways, you know what I mean? 56:09.560 --> 56:12.200 I want a 45 day streak like that's insane 56:12.200 --> 56:20.000 Yeah, and I'll guide you and you have your cousins to practice against as well. 56:20.000 --> 56:26.200 So in this game, okay, ah, this is the clip that I saw, dude. 56:26.200 --> 56:27.880 I saw this clip. 56:27.880 --> 56:29.560 So you spotted this, right? 56:29.560 --> 56:31.360 But I have backrank me. 56:31.360 --> 56:32.560 No, I don't. 56:32.560 --> 56:33.800 No, I don't. 56:33.800 --> 56:34.800 I saw this clip. 56:34.800 --> 56:38.240 I booted up YouTube this morning and somebody had already clipped this. 56:38.240 --> 56:46.480 went here and you were like, I stop backranked me, but there was this. And you were like, 56:46.480 --> 56:51.580 I have to save my rook, or I'm going to lose my night. And then you spotted this crazy 56:51.580 --> 56:52.580 move. 56:52.580 --> 56:57.300 Yeah, because if he takes the night, he's in check so he can't take the night. And then 56:57.300 --> 57:02.340 yeah, I was taking that move for like two minutes, but that was so fucking good. 57:02.340 --> 57:07.140 Yep, this one is, I mean this, this is a crazy move. 57:07.140 --> 57:10.260 And I think if I turn on the computer, yeah, you played the best move. 57:10.260 --> 57:14.020 You played Knight here, because if you had given away your Knight, he would have just 57:14.020 --> 57:16.300 taken the Knight and he's winning. 57:16.300 --> 57:22.140 But, or, okay, the computer says it's equal, but, you know, White just wins a piece. 57:22.140 --> 57:25.740 And this is the best move because you prepare Rook B8, which is sick. 57:25.740 --> 57:29.460 Like that is, that is really crazy. 57:29.460 --> 57:36.700 And if King here, to try to get away from that, you can even play this. 57:36.700 --> 57:38.260 And now that's almost made for you. 57:38.260 --> 57:42.500 He has only way to defend it is to go here and you can trade the Queen or you can go 57:42.500 --> 57:45.100 here and eat his pawns and, yeah. 57:45.100 --> 57:47.140 What would you do there, Ladi? 57:47.140 --> 57:49.980 Would you trade the Queen there or eat his pawns? 57:49.980 --> 57:53.660 I'm up two pawns here, so I would take. 57:53.660 --> 57:59.260 And the reason this is a really easily winning position is, I mean, I can quickly 57:59.260 --> 58:04.220 show you like if you want to play this out from this position with white like yeah just make some 58:04.220 --> 58:09.740 moves and I'll show you how to how to clean it up so I'm white I pretend to like to be white here 58:09.740 --> 58:16.380 yeah yeah you just play a little bit can I move or no yeah you can move it's not letting me though 58:18.380 --> 58:24.220 oh I'm black let's move black but let me move white that's weird 58:24.220 --> 58:34.300 trying to move you you oh sorry oh my god what bro I am I am so stupid bro it's 58:34.300 --> 58:36.660 black smooth 58:36.660 --> 58:41.020 I'm bad bro okay I think you're trying to make you trying to make you move two 58:41.020 --> 58:44.900 moves in a row I already thought I made my move and I just all right I go here 58:44.900 --> 58:48.780 we're gonna pretend that shit never happened okay right there and then I go 58:48.780 --> 58:57.020 like here yeah yeah you attack my pawn I protect my pawn so the end game is all 58:57.020 --> 59:03.060 about control so that's a great move it's a great move you attack my pawn I 59:03.060 --> 59:06.340 defend it with my rook but because we have the same pieces I just have more 59:06.340 --> 59:12.000 of them I'm just gonna push into your position trade and then try to promote a 59:12.000 --> 59:18.660 queen and and you so like this is this move is tricky because if I take 59:18.660 --> 59:27.800 you take my rook right yeah yeah but I just it's defended oh my god so everything 59:27.800 --> 59:31.120 everything in my position is really well protected right like everything is 59:31.120 --> 59:36.720 protected I take the pawn and then you you know you decide like you want to 59:36.720 --> 59:40.720 trade rooks or not yeah you move you target my pawn so now in the end game 59:40.720 --> 59:43.240 especially when there's like you see how your bishop in your root they can't 59:43.240 --> 59:47.040 yep I just I can bring my king I can push so you just can't move there's 59:47.040 --> 59:48.340 There's nothing you can do here. 59:48.340 --> 59:51.240 Yep, I go, I restrict your king, 59:51.240 --> 59:52.760 so now your king can't move. 59:52.760 --> 59:56.240 So, Bobby, in the end game, you just push your pawn, so. 59:56.240 --> 59:57.600 You, well, it's not about pushing, 59:57.600 --> 01:00:00.940 you want your pawns to kind of all defend each other 01:00:00.940 --> 01:00:01.780 and work together. 01:00:01.780 --> 01:00:04.760 You don't wanna just like push one off into the distance. 01:00:04.760 --> 01:00:07.080 Another thing you do in the end game, very useful, 01:00:07.080 --> 01:00:10.000 rook on the second rank of the opponent. 01:00:10.000 --> 01:00:11.600 So, I'm gonna play rook here. 01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:14.520 And I hit everything now. 01:00:14.520 --> 01:00:15.360 Yeah. 01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:20.800 So you go there, I could take your pawn, actually I will because your bishop has no moves now. 01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:23.200 Like really stuck. 01:00:23.200 --> 01:00:27.400 And your king is stuck, so everybody's stuck. 01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:30.640 And then while this is happening I take this pawn, so. 01:00:30.640 --> 01:00:32.760 It's like a boa constrictor dude. 01:00:32.760 --> 01:00:35.400 Yeah, so you try to, you can give me a check. 01:00:35.400 --> 01:00:37.360 As long as you don't have a queen I'm not scared. 01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:39.680 A king, yeah like this, I'm not afraid. 01:00:39.680 --> 01:00:41.160 I can even attack your rook. 01:00:41.160 --> 01:00:42.560 Don't be afraid of a rook. 01:00:42.560 --> 01:00:44.560 You attack the rook. 01:00:44.560 --> 01:00:46.640 The King is threatening to take the Rook now. 01:00:46.640 --> 01:00:47.480 Ugh. 01:00:49.520 --> 01:00:50.520 Oh my God. 01:00:51.600 --> 01:00:52.680 Yes, yeah. 01:00:53.800 --> 01:00:55.280 That's actually, that's a great move. 01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:57.160 So now I'm gonna go and defend my pawn 01:00:57.160 --> 01:00:59.760 and attack your Bishop so you can't even take my pawn. 01:01:01.680 --> 01:01:03.600 So like this, what are you, 01:01:04.600 --> 01:01:06.400 in the end of the game, Levy, like, 01:01:08.200 --> 01:01:10.200 like what are you trying to do? 01:01:10.200 --> 01:01:12.080 You're just trying to protect all your material 01:01:12.080 --> 01:01:14.280 and don't really care about anything else. 01:01:14.560 --> 01:01:17.060 Yeah, I'm trying to keep my pieces on the board. 01:01:17.060 --> 01:01:22.760 I want to win as many of your pawns as I can because ultimately I'm going to just promote all of them. 01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:29.660 So here you can go for checkmate, but the cleanest is just white has no play. 01:01:29.660 --> 01:01:32.160 The move is going to be here, here, here, here, here. 01:01:32.160 --> 01:01:34.560 That's it. Or with my H-pawn. 01:01:34.560 --> 01:01:37.760 And you cannot stop this. 01:01:37.760 --> 01:01:43.760 So take some free pawns and push and make a new queen. 01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:47.080 And Rook on the second rank is super, super useful. 01:01:47.080 --> 01:01:50.080 And the king is worth a lot of points in the endgame. 01:01:50.080 --> 01:01:55.120 He's not so weak when there's a lot of pieces on the board. 01:01:55.120 --> 01:01:56.920 You should definitely use the king. 01:01:56.920 --> 01:01:59.360 So yeah. 01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:01.000 And then I would go here, and then I would push, 01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:05.600 and then I would push, and slowly I would win. 01:02:05.600 --> 01:02:07.720 Very classy, very kind. 01:02:07.720 --> 01:02:10.520 You want to do the queen challenge? 01:02:10.520 --> 01:02:11.360 Yes, yes. 01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:12.160 OK, yes. 01:02:12.160 --> 01:02:13.480 I'm excited for this. 01:02:13.480 --> 01:02:16.320 So how are the rules exactly, Levy? 01:02:16.320 --> 01:02:18.040 So here's what I'm thinking. 01:02:18.040 --> 01:02:19.440 So we should tell this to the people. 01:02:19.440 --> 01:02:22.800 So we wanted to experiment a long time ago. 01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:27.160 I made a video called 30 Queens Can Martin Win, which 01:02:27.160 --> 01:02:29.800 is when I gave the bot Martin on chess.com 30 Queens. 01:02:29.800 --> 01:02:31.960 And he's programmed to straight up lose to you 01:02:31.960 --> 01:02:32.880 in any position. 01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:34.800 I don't think you're going to need 30 Queens. 01:02:34.800 --> 01:02:35.840 So here's what I propose. 01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:36.400 We start. 01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:39.640 We play a three minute game of chess against each other. 01:02:39.640 --> 01:02:42.520 Straight up all the same pieces. 01:02:42.520 --> 01:02:44.400 I'm going to win probably, I hope. 01:02:44.400 --> 01:02:48.280 Then for every game we play, you choose a piece of yours 01:02:48.280 --> 01:02:52.000 to be replaced by a queen in the next game. 01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:57.000 So we'll see how many queens you need to beat me in chess. 01:02:57.000 --> 01:02:58.320 OK. 01:02:58.320 --> 01:02:59.440 Sounds good. 01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:02.320 What is your pre-match prediction? 01:03:02.320 --> 01:03:04.040 How many queens am I going to need to beat you? 01:03:04.040 --> 01:03:07.160 I'm going to say four queens. 01:03:07.160 --> 01:03:09.640 Four queens. 01:03:09.640 --> 01:03:11.600 OK, four, four, four. 01:03:11.600 --> 01:03:12.120 All right. 01:03:12.120 --> 01:03:14.800 What is your prediction? 01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:18.040 I'm going to say, like, seven or eight. 01:03:18.040 --> 01:03:19.120 What? 01:03:19.120 --> 01:03:19.520 Levy. 01:03:19.520 --> 01:03:20.080 I have, bro. 01:03:20.080 --> 01:03:21.840 Levy, no, no, no, no. 01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:25.040 You think you'll beat me if I have six queens? 01:03:25.040 --> 01:03:29.440 I, I, I, I, yeah, you think, unless you really lock in 01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:31.880 and don't bother them, dude, you got more queens to blunder. 01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:35.880 My chat is saying seven also, OK? 01:03:35.880 --> 01:03:36.600 Eight? 01:03:36.600 --> 01:03:38.520 Yo, Mott, can we run a prediction on how many queens 01:03:38.520 --> 01:03:40.600 I'll need to beat Levy? 01:03:40.600 --> 01:03:46.080 Make the options like one, one to two, three to four, five to six, seven to eight or seven plus. 01:03:46.480 --> 01:03:46.880 That's good. 01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:52.440 So Chas.com has said that they would, they would start the games for us. 01:03:54.200 --> 01:03:56.880 So I think if we just go to Chas.com, play online. 01:03:58.320 --> 01:03:58.680 Got it. 01:03:59.480 --> 01:04:01.160 Buddy, I'm sticking with four Queens, bro. 01:04:01.160 --> 01:04:02.080 I'm confident of myself. 01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:06.960 I, I, I mean, I hope for the, for the lower number. 01:04:06.960 --> 01:04:07.280 Yeah. 01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:11.120 I'm like, so we're going to start with three. 01:04:12.960 --> 01:04:15.600 Oh, you don't want to just play straight up and then I just get one every game. 01:04:15.600 --> 01:04:17.680 No, sorry. Sorry. I meant we're going to start with zero, 01:04:17.680 --> 01:04:19.440 but we're going to start with the three minute game. Yeah. 01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:23.440 Perfect. And then and then we can play with a little bonus time, 01:04:23.440 --> 01:04:25.440 because I don't want to just beat you on the clock every game. 01:04:25.440 --> 01:04:27.360 I feel like that's messed up, but. 01:04:30.800 --> 01:04:31.200 All right. 01:04:31.200 --> 01:04:32.160 Just that kind of slain. 01:04:32.160 --> 01:04:33.360 I'm sticking with my guns here. 01:04:33.360 --> 01:04:34.160 Four, four queens. 01:04:34.160 --> 01:04:35.360 I think I went in four queens. 01:04:36.160 --> 01:04:39.520 Okay, they just booted up a game for us. Do you see it? 01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:43.480 No 01:04:43.920 --> 01:04:45.920 Try again on 01:04:46.160 --> 01:04:51.080 Oh, there we are. All right, Levy are you ready? I'm so ready, dude 01:04:51.680 --> 01:04:54.240 So I don't think we've ever played against each other straight up before 01:04:54.760 --> 01:04:58.400 Yeah, all right. I'm gonna let you do your opening dude. I'm gonna let you do your opening 01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:03.840 Yeah, I don't think we've ever played against each other straight up. What's this? What's this? Can't do your thing now 01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:13.840 Yeah. Oh, naughty boy. I know. I know your secrets, man. I know what what coach taught you. 01:05:13.840 --> 01:05:21.840 All right, but so far so good. Dude, I think with your new skills, you're going to have at least an equal position for like 15 moves. 01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:30.840 Thank you. So far it's like I'm playing a grandmaster. Thank you, bro. 01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:32.840 Okay, let's see 01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:35.920 Let's take 01:05:39.240 --> 01:05:41.240 No, you don't mess up 01:05:44.120 --> 01:05:48.160 Why would you give me that pawn levy well, I'm getting 01:05:48.840 --> 01:05:51.000 Because you know I'm opening up my queen man 01:05:52.080 --> 01:05:53.880 My queen's coming 01:05:53.880 --> 01:05:55.880 Like this 01:05:57.160 --> 01:05:59.160 Okay, that's fine 01:05:59.160 --> 01:06:01.160 Okay. 01:06:01.160 --> 01:06:03.160 Maybe am I winning? 01:06:03.160 --> 01:06:07.160 You're up for fun! 01:06:07.160 --> 01:06:09.160 Winning is... 01:06:09.160 --> 01:06:11.160 Not anymore. 01:06:11.160 --> 01:06:15.160 Don't go here. 01:06:15.160 --> 01:06:17.160 Oh god. 01:06:19.160 --> 01:06:21.160 This is fine though. 01:06:21.160 --> 01:06:23.160 I think I'm fine. 01:06:23.160 --> 01:06:25.160 That's not back right? 01:06:25.160 --> 01:06:27.160 Cause then I have that. 01:06:27.160 --> 01:06:31.800 That's a that's an excellent move. I'm actually not even gonna go attack your king. I'm gonna take this pawn 01:06:32.480 --> 01:06:33.800 Okay 01:06:33.800 --> 01:06:35.800 You you kick me out dude 01:06:36.440 --> 01:06:38.440 Pressure has been averted 01:06:40.720 --> 01:06:45.080 All right now what we need to do my kings in a shitty spot though, nothing 01:06:47.080 --> 01:06:51.440 In my time is not looking good. I did the Magnus Carlson gambit 01:06:52.840 --> 01:06:54.840 You're gonna run with your king 01:06:54.840 --> 01:06:59.840 Oh, that's such a... Oh, that's game ending. 01:06:59.840 --> 01:07:00.840 No! 01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:08.840 Levin, you're so... Okay, I'm going to go here. 01:07:08.840 --> 01:07:11.840 You're giving me too much credit. It's actually fine. Don't worry. 01:07:11.840 --> 01:07:20.840 All right, there is this move, but it's not the end. 01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:25.840 Okay, I have to take the rook. 01:07:25.840 --> 01:07:26.840 No. 01:07:26.840 --> 01:07:29.640 Well, let's put it this way. 01:07:29.640 --> 01:07:32.240 This video would have been really bad if I had lost this game, right? 01:07:32.240 --> 01:07:34.000 So you let me have this one. 01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:35.000 That's a... 01:07:35.000 --> 01:07:38.480 Bro, you were playing some excellent moves. 01:07:38.480 --> 01:07:39.480 Yep. 01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:40.480 Like... 01:07:40.480 --> 01:07:41.480 Okay. 01:07:41.480 --> 01:07:47.480 I've never been nervous before when we were playing, so... 01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:49.480 Are you a little bit? 01:07:49.480 --> 01:07:54.480 Yes, I don't know how high your ceiling is, you know? 01:07:57.200 --> 01:07:58.160 That's also good. 01:07:58.160 --> 01:07:59.760 All right, I'm gonna go here. 01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:00.960 Ah, wait a minute. 01:08:00.960 --> 01:08:03.280 That move opened up my queen's vision 01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:05.880 and now I have this move, which I didn't have before. 01:08:05.880 --> 01:08:06.720 What? 01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:11.600 Bro! 01:08:14.000 --> 01:08:17.280 Let me take here. 01:08:17.280 --> 01:08:27.500 Bishop is hanging. This is so bad. Love you. Love you. Stop. Oh my God. Okay. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. The night the night. The night. 01:08:27.500 --> 01:08:36.780 I mean, well, good spot. Nice. Very nice. Good job. That was perfect. 01:08:41.020 --> 01:08:43.900 Man, what happens 120 E. Lo Jinx? It's crazy. 01:08:43.900 --> 01:08:48.900 I'm getting better. 01:08:48.900 --> 01:08:51.900 All right, now I'm going to have to clean up a little bit. 01:08:51.900 --> 01:08:53.900 Let's give this check. 01:08:53.900 --> 01:08:57.900 And my queen hits the night too. 01:08:57.900 --> 01:08:58.900 Now I go here. 01:08:58.900 --> 01:09:00.900 Oh, that was so smart. 01:09:00.900 --> 01:09:05.900 Oh, that was so smart, dude. 01:09:05.900 --> 01:09:08.900 Oh my God, that was smart, Levy. 01:09:08.900 --> 01:09:10.900 Well, I am. 01:09:10.900 --> 01:09:12.900 Okay, now now 01:09:12.900 --> 01:09:18.300 Look my queen and my rook stare down to your king together and instead of taking your pawn 01:09:18.300 --> 01:09:21.040 I can go here and your king has no moves 01:09:21.940 --> 01:09:25.900 Okay, I'm actually very happy with how I played there. I'm not playing fantastic dude 01:09:26.660 --> 01:09:30.220 I'm actually before we even play the next game. I'm game reviewing this game 01:09:30.220 --> 01:09:34.580 I think you played like it says you played like a 1700. Are you serious? 01:09:37.420 --> 01:09:39.420 Yeah, what? 01:09:39.420 --> 01:09:50.200 Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. You played really, really well. Really well. Alright. Pick which 01:09:50.200 --> 01:09:54.720 of the starting pieces you want to replace with the queen now. Bishops, Knights, or Rook. 01:09:54.720 --> 01:10:02.960 Okay. Let me think. Um, alright. So I can choose Bishop, Knight, or Rook. Yes. So you 01:10:02.960 --> 01:10:06.080 have your queen on D1, but you can now choose to replace any other piece with 01:10:06.080 --> 01:10:11.160 the queen. I'm going to replace my F Bishop. Okay, so the king is going to be 01:10:11.160 --> 01:10:17.920 surrounded by two queens. Yep. All right. Book it. F1 Bishop is now a queen. 01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:22.960 All right, we got two queens. I'm sticking to four. I think four queens I got it. 01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:32.080 Four queens I got it. I don't know. Oh wow, so we switched colors. 01:10:32.080 --> 01:10:34.080 Alright, you have Black, I don't think it really matters, but... 01:10:35.760 --> 01:10:36.960 Same thing. Ready? 01:10:37.560 --> 01:10:38.060 Yep. 01:10:38.440 --> 01:10:39.100 I'm ready, Levy. 01:10:39.300 --> 01:10:40.260 Oh, this is tough. 01:10:40.260 --> 01:10:42.260 Okay, I'm gonna be really defensive. 01:10:42.600 --> 01:10:44.100 Where are you still going for the Karo-Kon? 01:10:44.700 --> 01:10:45.900 Still playing the Karo-Kon? 01:10:46.940 --> 01:10:49.100 Oh, I forgot, it's different now, because I have a Queen. 01:10:49.480 --> 01:10:52.380 That's okay, you're gonna have to find a way to coordinate them. 01:10:52.380 --> 01:10:53.360 Yeah, you do, you gotta... 01:10:53.940 --> 01:10:55.280 ...pretend the Queen, man! 01:10:55.280 --> 01:10:56.180 It's like... 01:10:56.600 --> 01:10:59.680 I'm gonna be super defensive here, you're gonna have to break down my position. 01:11:00.400 --> 01:11:01.840 Okay, okay, let me reset, let me reset! 01:11:02.080 --> 01:11:05.080 Let me reset. 01:11:05.080 --> 01:11:08.080 Okay, yeah. 01:11:08.080 --> 01:11:13.080 So because your up material trading is probably going to be good because I'm going to run out of pieces. So I'm going to need. 01:11:13.080 --> 01:11:18.080 All right, look, I'm going to build a pawn wall around my king so you can't get in. 01:11:18.080 --> 01:11:22.080 Bro, this is I've never played a game of chess like this. This is so weird. 01:11:22.080 --> 01:11:26.080 Yeah, because normally you have all your pieces. All right. 01:11:26.080 --> 01:11:28.080 What do I do? 01:11:28.080 --> 01:11:30.080 Let's go here. 01:11:30.080 --> 01:11:37.080 Bro, this is like way harder for you than it is for me, because I can just like kind of turn my brain off. 01:11:37.080 --> 01:11:43.080 Yeah, but not with two queens. Not yet. Look, I'm just not going to let you in. I'll block you out. 01:11:43.080 --> 01:11:45.080 Okay. 01:11:48.080 --> 01:11:50.080 Okay. 01:11:50.080 --> 01:11:55.080 We're here. And I can't trade my queen because you'll be up a queen. How about this move? 01:11:55.080 --> 01:12:08.740 Yeah, I'm a little nervous. You haven't done anything bad yet. You need to do something 01:12:08.740 --> 01:12:23.560 bad dude so I can like win. Nope. Not today. Alright, what if I go here? You know that's 01:12:23.560 --> 01:12:28.120 interesting move I could just still be on material am I taking the bishop but I'm 01:12:28.120 --> 01:12:34.920 just gonna relax that's that's actually probably the right thing to do because 01:12:34.920 --> 01:12:42.280 you have another queen oh man then I just so now you're not up a queen you're 01:12:42.280 --> 01:12:49.880 up a rook but it's you have that material on the board though yeah bro I'm 01:12:49.880 --> 01:12:52.920 Shook I just want you to know 01:12:55.160 --> 01:12:58.500 Wait, can Jinxie beat Gotham wait did I just win? 01:12:59.640 --> 01:13:02.160 No, no, no come on. It's not gonna be that easy. Oh 01:13:03.320 --> 01:13:07.600 You was doing everything. Oh my god. What's your wonder? What? Oh 01:13:08.720 --> 01:13:13.920 No, I didn't blunder but okay. No, I feel like you're gonna trap my queen now levy 01:13:15.120 --> 01:13:17.120 Then rescue it 01:13:17.120 --> 01:13:22.180 Actually, no, you can't because the only way you can trap it is with your queen. So I'm just gonna relax. I'm gonna fucking calm down 01:13:23.400 --> 01:13:25.400 Yep, I'm just gonna calm down 01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:30.000 Yeah, I'm gonna go here 01:13:30.680 --> 01:13:34.960 I'm gonna go here. Yeah, so now it's trapped because then the rook has that vision 01:13:34.960 --> 01:13:49.280 I got to activate all my my brain power for this can I go here boom 01:13:49.280 --> 01:13:59.880 what is that play though I don't understand cuz I got my queen is back up I don't really 01:13:59.880 --> 01:14:03.780 I want to take the bishop because then your queen just activated. 01:14:03.780 --> 01:14:05.380 I'm just going to let that all sit. 01:14:05.380 --> 01:14:07.380 I don't want to take that. 01:14:07.380 --> 01:14:10.380 I feel like that's a gambit. 01:14:10.380 --> 01:14:13.380 I'll just take the pawn. 01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:16.380 No. 01:14:16.380 --> 01:14:16.880 Yeah. 01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:17.880 I'll take the pawn. 01:14:17.880 --> 01:14:19.880 Yeah. 01:14:19.880 --> 01:14:22.380 Oh, you have checked me out. 01:14:22.380 --> 01:14:23.880 Do I? 01:14:23.880 --> 01:14:29.380 If you take with the bishop, my rook sees my king now. 01:14:29.380 --> 01:14:34.980 And then your queen has, oh, you have like, discovered check or something? 01:14:34.980 --> 01:14:36.740 Yeah, I have discovered check, but... 01:14:38.740 --> 01:14:43.460 I'm trying to think of what's the best course of action. Should I cover this up? 01:14:45.140 --> 01:14:48.660 Yeah, but I'm trying to get my queen in now and I don't see how to... 01:14:50.020 --> 01:14:50.660 What about this? 01:14:50.660 --> 01:14:52.820 This pawn is fucking goaded right here, Chad. 01:14:53.620 --> 01:14:54.420 This pawn? 01:14:54.420 --> 01:14:55.060 This pawn? 01:14:56.100 --> 01:14:57.540 Yes, but then I take... 01:14:59.380 --> 01:15:02.180 Why would you give me that? Why? 01:15:02.180 --> 01:15:07.680 Because you said it was goaded and I just removed it and now I can go here. 01:15:14.680 --> 01:15:16.680 Ooh, our rook has vision now, maybe? 01:15:18.180 --> 01:15:22.880 You just played the best move. You stopped mate. You have to lose your rook, but you stopped mate. 01:15:23.380 --> 01:15:28.180 But now I think it's mate. Yeah, that's also a great move, but I have this. 01:15:29.380 --> 01:15:41.140 And now, look, right next to your king, but defended by my rook. 01:15:41.140 --> 01:15:42.140 No! 01:15:42.140 --> 01:15:43.140 No! 01:15:43.140 --> 01:15:44.140 Okay! 01:15:44.140 --> 01:15:46.140 Two queens was not enough. 01:15:46.140 --> 01:15:48.620 Three queens and it's over! 01:15:48.620 --> 01:15:49.620 Three queens! 01:15:49.620 --> 01:15:54.460 But I'm not really close to winning though, I'm not close to winning though. 01:15:54.460 --> 01:15:55.460 Ah! 01:15:55.460 --> 01:15:56.460 Jack! 01:15:56.460 --> 01:15:58.420 No, you were doing well, but you didn't use all your pieces enough. 01:15:58.420 --> 01:16:01.140 I think you had to use more pieces in that game. 01:16:01.140 --> 01:16:03.620 What do you mean like my knights and stuff in my bishop? 01:16:03.620 --> 01:16:05.980 Yeah, I think you went hunting with your queen in your knight 01:16:05.980 --> 01:16:08.540 and it just wasn't enough and I was too solid. 01:16:08.540 --> 01:16:10.180 It's so tempting when you have two queens 01:16:10.180 --> 01:16:11.700 you just literally turn your brain off 01:16:11.700 --> 01:16:12.980 and turn it to a psycho. 01:16:13.980 --> 01:16:17.420 So you have kings surrounded by two queens. 01:16:17.420 --> 01:16:18.900 Who do you want to replace with the queen knights? 01:16:18.900 --> 01:16:21.180 All right, now let's, 01:16:21.180 --> 01:16:22.580 we want to keep a bishop on the board. 01:16:22.580 --> 01:16:26.300 So let's replace our left side knight. 01:16:26.300 --> 01:16:28.400 Our left side knight, let's make him a queen. 01:16:28.400 --> 01:16:31.520 Okay, B, D, and F are going to be Queens. 01:16:33.040 --> 01:16:35.280 Okay, three Queens. 01:16:35.280 --> 01:16:36.960 I might, I might have you here. 01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:37.960 I might have you. 01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:40.920 Three Queens. 01:16:42.640 --> 01:16:47.960 We got to, we got, we got to get close to winning with three Queens. 01:16:48.240 --> 01:16:50.160 Yeah, yeah, I agree. 01:16:50.160 --> 01:16:51.960 I had some fun stuff that game. 01:16:51.960 --> 01:16:56.760 It's just like, bro, the time it's so hard for me because I'm so bad. 01:16:56.760 --> 01:16:57.760 You know what I mean? 01:16:58.400 --> 01:17:05.140 Yeah, I just didn't want every game to be like 10 minutes, but we know I agree. I agree. I agree. No, I think we should keep doing three minutes. It's fine. 01:17:06.080 --> 01:17:09.020 It's also exciting too, because the last minute is like panic moves. 01:17:10.400 --> 01:17:17.840 Okay, I think they started the game. I don't know. Let me see. Play online. Maybe refresh. Yep. Yeah. That's all I got to do. All right. 01:17:18.760 --> 01:17:22.800 All right, baby. Jinxie vs. Gotham chess, but I have three queens this game. 01:17:24.280 --> 01:17:25.560 My prediction is four. 01:17:26.200 --> 01:17:26.760 I go here. 01:17:28.400 --> 01:17:33.500 I wonder what is that? Oh, I have control of center. That's good. It's really good 01:17:37.740 --> 01:17:42.940 Yeah, Queens are a lot of support so I'm gonna not trade anything 01:17:45.920 --> 01:17:49.620 I'm gonna be really passive. I'm just gonna make a fucking wall 01:17:51.380 --> 01:17:53.380 I'm just making a wall 01:17:53.380 --> 01:17:57.580 of. Okay, what are you going to do now? 01:17:57.580 --> 01:18:01.660 Come on, dude, I can't even take your pawn. It's defended by the queen, which is on the 01:18:01.660 --> 01:18:09.460 night square. Okay, what do you do? You are actually making a wall of pawns. 01:18:09.460 --> 01:18:17.340 What do you do? Okay. Yo, chill, man. I just make an entire wall of pawns. 01:18:17.340 --> 01:18:21.300 I think you probably should. And I can't even check you with my queen because you're 01:18:21.300 --> 01:18:23.220 You're just gonna trade Queens with me. 01:18:23.220 --> 01:18:24.060 I go here. 01:18:24.060 --> 01:18:25.460 Oh my God. 01:18:25.460 --> 01:18:27.740 Levy, Beyonce, are you intimidated right now? 01:18:27.740 --> 01:18:29.460 Levy, are you intimidated? 01:18:29.460 --> 01:18:31.780 Chad, look at this, look at this, look at this. 01:18:31.780 --> 01:18:32.860 I'm really scared. 01:18:32.860 --> 01:18:34.420 I can't take any pawn. 01:18:34.420 --> 01:18:35.780 Every pawn is defended. 01:18:35.780 --> 01:18:36.620 Oh my God. 01:18:36.620 --> 01:18:38.820 What's the League of Legends analogy here? 01:18:39.940 --> 01:18:40.780 Dude, I don't even know. 01:18:40.780 --> 01:18:42.340 I'm an Iron Four. 01:18:42.340 --> 01:18:44.900 I'm like so bad at League, Levy. 01:18:44.900 --> 01:18:45.740 Okay. 01:18:45.740 --> 01:18:48.460 All right, but don't hang your pieces to my bishops. 01:18:48.460 --> 01:18:58.460 I wonder what I am supposed to do now. Maybe just like, get ready to castle or something. 01:18:58.460 --> 01:19:10.460 Okay, I go here. Okay, I go, I feel like I can't do any wrong right now. I go here, 01:19:10.460 --> 01:19:13.740 Then I go here. 01:19:13.740 --> 01:19:14.240 You're right. 01:19:14.240 --> 01:19:15.740 You probably can't do any wrong. 01:19:19.020 --> 01:19:23.700 I go here. 01:19:23.700 --> 01:19:25.060 All right, let's go. 01:19:25.060 --> 01:19:26.420 We're going to open up the board for the Queens. 01:19:26.420 --> 01:19:28.140 Up the floodgates, Levy. 01:19:28.140 --> 01:19:30.060 Opening up the floodgates. 01:19:30.060 --> 01:19:32.140 I'm not scared. 01:19:32.140 --> 01:19:33.020 Maybe I should be. 01:19:33.020 --> 01:19:34.100 Oh, that was a good move. 01:19:37.660 --> 01:19:38.580 I guess, bro. 01:19:38.580 --> 01:19:42.740 This is not cool. 01:19:42.740 --> 01:19:44.420 I go here. 01:19:44.420 --> 01:19:45.460 OK. 01:19:45.460 --> 01:19:48.260 I go, I think I can't do any wrong. 01:19:48.260 --> 01:19:53.620 So I'm just going to go like here or something. 01:19:53.620 --> 01:19:55.580 And then I can castle long side. 01:19:55.580 --> 01:19:58.420 Mm. 01:19:58.420 --> 01:20:01.740 I take the pawn. 01:20:01.740 --> 01:20:02.240 Yes. 01:20:02.240 --> 01:20:02.740 OK. 01:20:02.740 --> 01:20:04.060 My queen would be hanging. 01:20:04.060 --> 01:20:05.660 One of your three queens is hanging, yes. 01:20:08.580 --> 01:20:18.580 All right, let's think, let's just think, yeah, let's just think, yeah. 01:20:18.580 --> 01:20:27.580 Oh, Levy, I actually like don't even know how I how you could win this. 01:20:27.580 --> 01:20:32.580 I like, I'm just everything is just locked up. 01:20:32.580 --> 01:20:37.080 But you're gonna have to attack me at some point and I feel like that's when I'll get my chance 01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:42.500 Maybe cuz once you oh my god, dude, you can do some crazy stuff with your Queens here. Oh 01:20:47.160 --> 01:20:50.220 No yo chill man yo man 01:20:52.500 --> 01:20:54.500 Bro is that checkmate 01:20:55.340 --> 01:21:00.560 No, but you got one of my Queens off the board you know my one of my Queens you got my only queen off the board 01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:02.560 Okay, okay, okay 01:21:02.560 --> 01:21:05.560 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 01:21:05.560 --> 01:21:07.560 I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! 01:21:07.560 --> 01:21:10.560 Nah, man, no way. No way, no way. 01:21:10.560 --> 01:21:11.560 Okay, okay. 01:21:11.560 --> 01:21:14.560 Let's just keep this pawn invasion going on. 01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:17.560 What a fuck-not! Why should we stop? 01:21:17.560 --> 01:21:21.560 Charge forward! My soldiers rage! 01:21:21.560 --> 01:21:24.560 Okay, I could just trade the rooks. 01:21:24.560 --> 01:21:28.560 Oh, that was, that was stupid of me. Why did I do that? Oh my god. 01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:30.560 Empty file again 01:21:32.300 --> 01:21:34.300 We need to get this going chat 01:21:40.460 --> 01:21:42.940 Yo, that's too good of a move man. Oh 01:21:47.520 --> 01:21:53.260 My gosh, bro, you I need you to panic. Can you panic? No, I feel 01:21:55.960 --> 01:21:57.960 Okay 01:21:59.240 --> 01:22:00.560 This is a fine move. 01:22:02.240 --> 01:22:03.080 Mm-hmm. 01:22:03.960 --> 01:22:06.780 Take back, but then I just take, 01:22:09.080 --> 01:22:12.560 threatening that, I don't wanna care. 01:22:12.560 --> 01:22:15.840 I'm just gonna keep charging forward, I think. 01:22:18.040 --> 01:22:19.160 Then I could do like, 01:22:21.440 --> 01:22:23.880 swoop in like this. 01:22:23.880 --> 01:22:25.160 Oh, how did you spot that? 01:22:25.160 --> 01:22:26.520 All right, but I have this. 01:22:26.520 --> 01:22:33.520 Okay, and then Levy, I swoop in like this. 01:22:33.520 --> 01:22:35.520 Bro. 01:22:35.520 --> 01:22:39.520 And then, oh. 01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:42.520 No. 01:22:42.520 --> 01:22:46.520 Oh my God, I can't see the board like that. 01:22:46.520 --> 01:22:48.520 Okay, Four Queens, it's going to do it. 01:22:48.520 --> 01:22:50.520 Four Queens is going to do it. 01:22:50.520 --> 01:22:53.520 Oh, you had me so cooked. 01:22:53.520 --> 01:22:55.520 Four Queens has to do it! 01:22:57.520 --> 01:23:04.520 Oh, I'm like not even winning the game by game. I'm just winning on time, but yeah, the position is oh man. 01:23:05.520 --> 01:23:08.520 So, Levy, you had me dude. You were playing so well. 01:23:08.520 --> 01:23:13.520 I only had one blunder. Levy, I think Four Queens is going to be the nail in the coffin. 01:23:13.520 --> 01:23:14.520 I'm going to go take gold. 01:23:14.520 --> 01:23:17.520 I'm going to go take gold. I'll be back. 01:23:17.520 --> 01:23:19.520 Jack, Four Queens, I got this. 01:23:19.520 --> 01:23:21.360 I got this. 01:23:21.360 --> 01:23:23.160 We can do five minutes next game. 01:23:23.160 --> 01:23:26.160 So Chelsea Com will boot us up the game at five minutes. 01:23:31.720 --> 01:23:33.000 What if he had multiple turns? 01:23:33.000 --> 01:23:35.920 You want my opponent to have three queens and multiple 01:23:35.920 --> 01:23:36.420 turns? 01:23:40.840 --> 01:23:42.040 That's what you want? 01:23:44.760 --> 01:23:45.240 Come on. 01:23:49.520 --> 01:23:53.120 You just want to, you just want to remember everything. 01:23:53.120 --> 01:23:59.400 Oh, that was so close. 01:23:59.400 --> 01:24:04.240 That was so close. I only had a chance if he put his queen on that square. 01:24:04.240 --> 01:24:06.760 And obviously with time. 01:24:08.880 --> 01:24:12.040 Is Jinxie showing more potential than Tyler won? 01:24:12.040 --> 01:24:16.960 I don't think there will be another streamer in history to show more potential than Tyler won. 01:24:19.520 --> 01:24:22.960 Palo 1 was incredible. 01:24:26.040 --> 01:24:31.240 He got to like 1900 guys, I mean, I don't think. 01:24:31.240 --> 01:24:41.240 That's your coaching. 01:24:41.240 --> 01:24:53.240 All right, Levy, do you want five minutes now? 01:24:53.240 --> 01:24:54.240 Yeah. 01:24:54.240 --> 01:24:56.240 Bro, that was fun. 01:24:56.240 --> 01:24:57.240 Okay. 01:24:57.240 --> 01:24:58.240 Four queens. 01:24:58.240 --> 01:24:59.240 Here we go. 01:24:59.240 --> 01:25:00.180 play now online. 01:25:03.180 --> 01:25:04.240 All right, let me know when you see it like me 01:25:04.240 --> 01:25:07.320 because I'll just spam refresh it and then it should work. 01:25:07.320 --> 01:25:10.220 Yeah, no, they're gonna start the game for us. 01:25:10.220 --> 01:25:12.900 So, oh, oh, oh, choose the piece that you want to. 01:25:12.900 --> 01:25:14.620 Oh, oh, oh. 01:25:15.520 --> 01:25:17.780 So I wanna have like one night still 01:25:17.780 --> 01:25:20.180 because nights are cool with the way they move. 01:25:20.180 --> 01:25:24.580 So I'll get rid of my H Rook, my H Rook. 01:25:24.580 --> 01:25:25.420 I'm gonna turn that in. 01:25:25.420 --> 01:25:27.220 Oh, you're gonna trade a Rook for a queen. 01:25:27.220 --> 01:25:28.980 Yeah, I just think like how nights move. 01:25:28.980 --> 01:25:33.980 So cool. Okay, you got a super balanced position. Okay. 01:25:34.980 --> 01:25:42.980 All right. How much material am I up now? Like 20 or something to 1718. 01:25:45.980 --> 01:25:49.980 Okay. All right. So now I have four queens. Let me four. 01:25:50.980 --> 01:25:57.980 Well, let me tell you the same strategy might work, bro. Oh my God. He's premoving. Oh my God. 01:25:58.980 --> 01:26:01.980 Alright, this time I'm not gonna let you get the- OH! 01:26:02.980 --> 01:26:05.980 It's just pre-moving every move! 01:26:06.980 --> 01:26:08.980 Are you straight up pre-moving? 01:26:08.980 --> 01:26:09.980 No, no, no, I'm good now. 01:26:09.980 --> 01:26:11.980 Okay, um... 01:26:12.980 --> 01:26:13.980 Okay, I go here. 01:26:13.980 --> 01:26:15.980 You gave me a pawn, dude! 01:26:15.980 --> 01:26:16.980 You gave me this pawn! 01:26:16.980 --> 01:26:17.980 You gotta be careful. 01:26:18.980 --> 01:26:20.980 Nah, I'll get rid of him, don't worry. 01:26:20.980 --> 01:26:21.980 He'll be dead in a second. 01:26:21.980 --> 01:26:23.980 You're only up 15 points of material now. 01:26:25.980 --> 01:26:26.980 I'll make 15? 01:26:26.980 --> 01:26:29.980 Oh, we got five minutes. I can chill out a little bit. 01:26:29.980 --> 01:26:30.980 Yep. 01:26:31.980 --> 01:26:32.980 Okay. 01:26:32.980 --> 01:26:36.980 And I can't chill. I'm going to go here. I can't. 01:26:36.980 --> 01:26:39.980 Oh, that's actually a blunder because then you have. 01:26:39.980 --> 01:26:44.980 You have some cheeky stuff. 01:26:44.980 --> 01:26:46.980 Cheeky cheeky boy. 01:26:46.980 --> 01:27:00.900 All right, I mean, four Queens. 01:27:00.900 --> 01:27:03.660 Can you play like odds games in league? 01:27:03.660 --> 01:27:07.660 Can somebody give you odds or you can't do that? 01:27:07.660 --> 01:27:08.660 Not league. 01:27:08.660 --> 01:27:15.060 Well, I mean, like in other games, like, like in Fortnite or something, it's like 01:27:15.060 --> 01:27:18.980 Like a pro is playing a streamer, the pro will have to kill him a hundred times and the streamer 01:27:18.980 --> 01:27:20.780 have to kill him once and it's pretty entertaining. 01:27:20.780 --> 01:27:21.780 Oh I see, I see. 01:27:21.780 --> 01:27:23.580 See how like people do it in games. 01:27:23.580 --> 01:27:25.820 I don't really know what to do. 01:27:25.820 --> 01:27:28.380 This pawn's actually starting to piss me off now. 01:27:28.380 --> 01:27:34.620 I think you have four queens and other pieces to fight back. 01:27:34.620 --> 01:27:36.620 Alright, I go. 01:27:36.620 --> 01:27:41.620 Alright, I'm going to defend my pawn. 01:27:41.620 --> 01:27:46.620 Are you just pre-moving? 01:27:46.620 --> 01:27:51.620 Well, yeah, I just want to make the wall of pawns again. 01:27:51.620 --> 01:27:53.620 But I'm taking your pawns, you're not worried? 01:27:53.620 --> 01:27:57.620 Nah, I got Queens back here. I'm good. I'm chilling. 01:27:57.620 --> 01:28:01.620 I got to play unorthodox because I want to mess with your head. 01:28:01.620 --> 01:28:05.620 Well, it is certainly getting messed with. I'm going to go down to my bishop. 01:28:05.620 --> 01:28:09.620 Okay, this is a fun move. 01:28:09.620 --> 01:28:12.180 Yeah, you have a lot of time. You don't have to you don't have to rush. 01:28:16.740 --> 01:28:19.140 Okay, if you're gonna lose your pawns, I might 01:28:22.260 --> 01:28:23.780 I might make a comeback. 01:28:27.220 --> 01:28:28.420 This is a fun move. 01:28:32.740 --> 01:28:34.340 Wait, is that fun? Yeah, that's fun. 01:28:37.620 --> 01:28:38.740 Where do you go now? 01:28:39.620 --> 01:28:42.620 Where do you go, Navi, where, where, where, where do you go, where do you go? 01:28:42.620 --> 01:28:47.620 That's, that is a good move. I have to probably do, do this. 01:28:47.620 --> 01:28:55.620 Okay, you actually, God, you just always find the best move, bro. Like a fucking engine. 01:28:55.620 --> 01:29:03.620 No, I'm just defending. Also, you gave me two bones. So my, now you're going to have to work harder to break down my, my bone wall. 01:29:03.620 --> 01:29:06.620 Okay, I opened up that gate there. 01:29:06.620 --> 01:29:08.620 Uh-huh. And? 01:29:08.620 --> 01:29:15.620 Okay, now this is interesting, right? 01:29:15.620 --> 01:29:18.620 That is a good move. 01:29:18.620 --> 01:29:23.620 Because now, your night might not. 01:29:23.620 --> 01:29:25.620 Don't take my night though. Don't take my night. 01:29:25.620 --> 01:29:29.620 If I take your night, you take my queen, Shiza. 01:29:29.620 --> 01:29:31.620 All right, so I'm just going to do this. 01:29:31.620 --> 01:29:33.620 Just going to take it upon. 01:29:33.620 --> 01:29:35.620 No big frickin deal. 01:29:35.620 --> 01:29:39.820 Then I'm going to do this, chat this move is sexy or this. 01:29:43.420 --> 01:29:43.740 Okay. 01:29:44.060 --> 01:29:44.620 Now what? 01:29:44.940 --> 01:29:46.740 I have a feeling this is just like so. 01:29:49.740 --> 01:29:51.340 I mean, like let's think about this chat. 01:29:51.540 --> 01:29:53.020 We have three other queens. 01:29:53.180 --> 01:29:54.460 Should we just get his rook out of the way? 01:29:55.220 --> 01:29:55.780 Nah. 01:29:56.140 --> 01:29:57.140 Nah, we don't need to. 01:29:58.140 --> 01:29:58.660 Let's just do that. 01:30:01.300 --> 01:30:02.340 We don't need to get rid of his rook. 01:30:02.340 --> 01:30:11.340 Or, I don't know, what if I go here? 01:30:11.340 --> 01:30:17.340 Oh, that's tricky because I'll just take that right now. 01:30:17.340 --> 01:30:18.340 Oh, God. 01:30:18.340 --> 01:30:22.340 Okay. 01:30:22.340 --> 01:30:29.340 Is there a universe where I could just shut out and do that? 01:30:29.340 --> 01:30:31.340 Maybe. 01:30:31.340 --> 01:30:36.300 What about this? I think in this game you lost too many pawns. Like the power of the pawns is crazy. 01:30:37.020 --> 01:30:39.180 Look at this. I got this buddy. Don't you worry. 01:30:41.100 --> 01:30:42.220 Because look, I just took one back. 01:30:43.420 --> 01:30:44.700 Badabing, badaboon. 01:30:47.900 --> 01:30:49.020 But what about this move? 01:30:52.220 --> 01:30:53.340 But then I just win a rook. 01:30:54.860 --> 01:30:57.500 That is true. You do win a rook. 01:30:57.500 --> 01:31:09.340 I go here. I have to hide my king. And then Levy, I go, oh I have so much fun, crazy fun 01:31:09.340 --> 01:31:19.740 stuff. Levy and then I go, Levy I'm gonna go, oh no I'm gonna go here? I feel like this is such a good move. 01:31:19.740 --> 01:31:24.740 I didn't mean to do, oh, oh, I missed it. 01:31:24.740 --> 01:31:26.180 That was a miss click. 01:31:26.180 --> 01:31:27.020 Yeah, it doesn't matter. 01:31:27.020 --> 01:31:28.860 I was trying to do something else. 01:31:28.860 --> 01:31:30.120 That move is not bad. 01:31:32.540 --> 01:31:35.740 Okay, fork, good old, good old Levy fork action. 01:31:38.060 --> 01:31:40.700 Okay, Levy, you want a fork? 01:31:43.620 --> 01:31:44.660 Uh-huh. 01:31:44.660 --> 01:31:45.660 You can't fork now. 01:31:45.660 --> 01:31:46.700 Oh, I just wonder. 01:31:46.700 --> 01:31:49.700 Why'd you go there? 01:31:49.700 --> 01:31:53.700 Wait, did I blunder? Yeah, I blundered, I think. 01:31:53.700 --> 01:31:55.700 Were you trying to trade Queens with me? 01:31:55.700 --> 01:31:58.700 Yeah, I was trying to trade Queens. 01:31:58.700 --> 01:32:03.700 Wait, but is there a still way I can win this? 01:32:03.700 --> 01:32:09.700 Well, a queen going down for just nothing is going to be really tough, I think. 01:32:09.700 --> 01:32:12.700 You have to use your other pieces. There's no other way. 01:32:12.700 --> 01:32:19.320 Otherwise, I think I'm gonna my night is just terrorizing man. It's 01:32:23.040 --> 01:32:25.200 Bro, love you the nights are sneaky bro 01:32:26.620 --> 01:32:30.760 Your king is so protected love you're so cool. You're so good at chess, bro 01:32:31.760 --> 01:32:36.680 Your king so protected and cozy. I think if you just hunted me down 01:32:36.800 --> 01:32:42.680 It would it would be really really bad for me. I think you're giving me more chances than I than I deserve 01:32:42.700 --> 01:32:44.700 I 01:32:47.620 --> 01:32:54.540 Super like I just got this but wait you're up material now, but I get now because you gave me a queen 01:32:58.340 --> 01:33:00.340 Nah, I got this buddy. Come on 01:33:03.860 --> 01:33:05.860 Okay, let's go 01:33:12.700 --> 01:33:18.220 I didn't want everything school you didn't blunder no 01:33:18.220 --> 01:33:26.160 I was fine. Did you wonder? We're not gonna wonder why did you wonder no levy I 01:33:26.160 --> 01:33:34.180 feel like you blunder I would you get 50 seconds to find it if you see it is 01:33:34.180 --> 01:33:36.180 Is there a blunder here? I don't see it. 01:33:37.680 --> 01:33:40.180 Now you would- No I missed it! I missed it! 01:33:42.880 --> 01:33:44.880 Oh my god, Levy I missed it! I missed it! Did you blunder? 01:33:46.480 --> 01:33:50.180 I- I lost my pawn. I forgot your queen could take my pawn, but I think I can go here. 01:33:50.480 --> 01:33:53.280 That's a blunder to you, Levy. Losing your pawn. 01:33:53.680 --> 01:33:55.680 Jack, that- that's a blunder to this guy. 01:33:56.080 --> 01:34:00.180 Levy, try losing, uh, fucking a queen a knight in a bishop in three seconds. 01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:01.480 That's a blunder. 01:34:01.480 --> 01:34:06.360 A blunder to this guy is losing a pawn. 01:34:06.360 --> 01:34:10.240 It was bad, but right now I can't afford to lose a lot. 01:34:10.240 --> 01:34:13.680 My king is so incredibly deceased. 01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:17.560 Um, check. 01:34:17.560 --> 01:34:19.080 My king is so dead. 01:34:19.080 --> 01:34:20.080 Jack? 01:34:20.080 --> 01:34:21.080 Like, are you moving? 01:34:21.080 --> 01:34:26.680 Like, it's not pre-move, you're so scary! 01:34:26.680 --> 01:34:27.680 Stop! 01:34:27.680 --> 01:34:30.080 I think this is me. 01:34:31.040 --> 01:34:36.040 Bro, Levy, oh my god, you're so good. 01:34:37.320 --> 01:34:40.320 Okay, five queens, now it ends. 01:34:40.320 --> 01:34:43.000 You gotta keep your pawn safe. 01:34:43.000 --> 01:34:45.080 That's the only way it's gonna work. 01:34:45.080 --> 01:34:46.520 Yeah, okay, okay, I will, I will. 01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:48.120 My chat is laughing at me, bro. 01:34:48.120 --> 01:34:50.780 Dude, we can't make it to the pawn row. 01:34:52.040 --> 01:34:54.160 All right, I'm done doing that stupid pawn wall, 01:34:54.160 --> 01:34:55.000 Levy, okay? 01:34:56.120 --> 01:34:57.520 I'm gonna pick a piece. 01:34:57.520 --> 01:34:58.360 Pick a piece. 01:35:00.080 --> 01:35:06.360 Um, what do I have left my bishop in my night one of my bishops one of my nights Bishop land Rook and I mean 01:35:07.960 --> 01:35:15.800 Turn my bishop into a queen. Yeah, we just upgrade both bishops to Queens. It's pretty pretty pretty good strategy 01:35:17.280 --> 01:35:19.640 Because now it's like a bishop, but it's on steroids 01:35:22.440 --> 01:35:27.700 All right, so I have five Queens levy you better get nervous buddy I'm 01:35:27.700 --> 01:35:32.580 I'm very positive you can win with it. 01:35:32.580 --> 01:35:34.400 I said seven because you know, 01:35:34.400 --> 01:35:36.080 with seven you just bulldozed me. 01:35:36.080 --> 01:35:38.520 Seven queens like there's no way I'm gonna be able 01:35:38.520 --> 01:35:39.700 to defend myself. 01:35:39.700 --> 01:35:44.600 But now you gotta, you can't play your opening now 01:35:44.600 --> 01:35:45.440 by the way. 01:35:45.440 --> 01:35:47.800 Yeah, because my knight can't get out there, Shaisa. 01:35:50.520 --> 01:35:52.280 All right, I have such a, 01:35:52.280 --> 01:35:55.840 like a disgusting amount of queens like this. 01:35:55.840 --> 01:35:58.200 Okay, I have to win with five points, Jack. 01:35:58.200 --> 01:36:00.040 This would just be bad if I didn't. 01:36:00.040 --> 01:36:02.000 Have to win with five points. 01:36:02.000 --> 01:36:04.240 Yeah, you have to bring them together 01:36:04.240 --> 01:36:05.600 and bulldoze my position. 01:36:05.600 --> 01:36:06.800 That's like the only way. 01:36:06.800 --> 01:36:11.800 I think you have to probably trade down some pawns, 01:36:12.280 --> 01:36:14.160 and, but you have to use them. 01:36:17.400 --> 01:36:20.240 That's definitely gonna work. 01:36:22.440 --> 01:36:23.280 Okay. 01:36:25.840 --> 01:36:32.840 Why don't you have the bishop there because you take what the knight bishop has like 01:36:32.840 --> 01:36:33.840 that vision? 01:36:33.840 --> 01:36:34.840 Why don't I just do this? 01:36:34.840 --> 01:36:37.840 Yeah, that doesn't even hang because I've seen the queens. 01:36:37.840 --> 01:36:38.840 Can I go here? 01:36:38.840 --> 01:36:39.840 All right. 01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:41.840 So I have control of the middle. 01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:50.840 That's really important. 01:36:50.840 --> 01:37:05.160 All right, lovey. I think I could win this one. I'm gonna try to come get me, bro. 01:37:05.160 --> 01:37:17.480 I castled. I am ready for your five queens. I am not sure, bro. 01:37:17.480 --> 01:37:24.480 Queens and a dream. 01:37:24.480 --> 01:37:38.740 Yeah, that game where you, you traded off my queen while attacking me was brutal. 01:37:38.740 --> 01:37:40.540 I was so lucky. 01:37:40.540 --> 01:37:41.540 Okay. 01:37:41.540 --> 01:38:02.100 I'm going to do, I guess like this is cool, seems fun, seems like a smart play. 01:38:02.100 --> 01:38:09.100 Yeah, so far so good, I think, and what if I go here? 01:38:09.100 --> 01:38:13.100 Okay, interesting. 01:38:13.100 --> 01:38:16.100 Don't lose your queen. 01:38:16.100 --> 01:38:22.100 He's taking my rook, like he's taking your rook, but half, I don't think it is. 01:38:22.100 --> 01:38:24.100 I wouldn't, yeah, I don't know. 01:38:24.100 --> 01:38:26.100 You got five queens, right? 01:38:26.100 --> 01:38:29.100 I can't. 01:38:29.100 --> 01:38:40.460 I can't I can't help okay I go here get out of my position 01:38:40.460 --> 01:38:59.600 I'm actually locked down on this one I feel like I have a legitimate chance here all right 01:38:59.600 --> 01:39:00.600 I'm not trading. 01:39:05.600 --> 01:39:06.600 Hmm. 01:39:07.600 --> 01:39:08.600 Okay. 01:39:11.600 --> 01:39:13.600 What about this move? 01:39:13.600 --> 01:39:15.600 I should have took it with the queen. 01:39:19.600 --> 01:39:21.600 I should have took it with the queen. 01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:26.600 I didn't do like that or something. 01:39:27.600 --> 01:39:28.600 Probably that. 01:39:29.600 --> 01:39:37.200 What if something like cooler. Check. There it is. It's always something cooler. 01:39:37.200 --> 01:39:47.200 I don't know if it's cool. That's, that's how I know we've leveled up. That's a very 01:39:47.200 --> 01:39:53.240 good move. Yeah, you see how you, you have two queens just like not moving in the 01:39:53.240 --> 01:39:57.560 corner. Yeah, I need to fix that now. Yeah, you're going to have to bring them. 01:39:57.560 --> 01:40:01.560 Alright, I'm going to defend, because you have to attack. It's the only way that you can win. 01:40:01.560 --> 01:40:05.560 Oh, man. 01:40:27.560 --> 01:40:32.560 Pretty great move, Levy. 01:40:32.560 --> 01:40:37.560 No, I don't think so. 01:40:37.560 --> 01:40:46.560 I'm getting too much credit. 01:40:46.560 --> 01:40:50.560 You know, I have to say playing with the Queens is fun, 01:40:50.560 --> 01:40:54.560 but there's a lot of pressure to actually like attack. 01:40:54.560 --> 01:41:01.560 defend. Bro and it's just weird 01:41:01.560 --> 01:41:04.560 also. Yeah cuz you don't know 01:41:04.560 --> 01:41:05.560 which one to move. Yeah it's 01:41:05.560 --> 01:41:07.560 like you're like, like this 01:41:07.560 --> 01:41:08.560 queen in the corner like 01:41:08.560 --> 01:41:09.560 forgot about completely. It's 01:41:09.560 --> 01:41:12.560 just weird. Yeah now. Yeah I 01:41:12.560 --> 01:41:13.400 Yeah, I know. 01:41:18.720 --> 01:41:21.560 Let's go here. 01:41:24.560 --> 01:41:26.460 Yeah, but you just have so many queens. 01:41:26.460 --> 01:41:30.560 Anything you take is like, I'm gonna lose material. 01:41:30.560 --> 01:41:31.760 Just don't lose on time. 01:41:35.720 --> 01:41:37.760 Okay, you got two pieces off the board. 01:41:38.980 --> 01:41:41.220 So you have more pieces than me 01:41:41.220 --> 01:41:43.760 And almost all of them are queens. 01:41:43.760 --> 01:41:44.600 I got this. 01:41:48.420 --> 01:41:51.260 I go here. 01:41:51.260 --> 01:41:52.100 I go here. 01:41:58.920 --> 01:42:00.260 This is so bad. 01:42:01.460 --> 01:42:03.260 This is the one, Levy, this is the one. 01:42:03.260 --> 01:42:05.540 The thing is, I know how bad it is. 01:42:05.540 --> 01:42:07.500 I just need you to make a mistake. 01:42:07.500 --> 01:42:09.620 But, and you're scared of me, 01:42:09.620 --> 01:42:10.820 but you shouldn't be. 01:42:11.220 --> 01:42:21.980 All right, your position is so good that even though you blundered a full queen, you are 01:42:21.980 --> 01:42:25.620 still destroying me. 01:42:25.620 --> 01:42:33.860 You're still completely winning. 01:42:33.860 --> 01:42:36.700 I can't trade queens, bro. 01:42:36.700 --> 01:42:41.700 Oh my god, this is so fucked up. 01:42:41.700 --> 01:42:43.700 Yeah, I actually feel bad. 01:42:43.700 --> 01:42:45.700 I just wondered and it doesn't matter. 01:42:45.700 --> 01:42:48.700 No, but you're still winning. It doesn't even matter. 01:42:48.700 --> 01:42:56.700 Um, uh, how do I trick you? Can I trick you? I go here. 01:42:56.700 --> 01:43:02.700 It's still completely winning. 01:43:02.700 --> 01:43:07.040 Okay, I go I told you to go to the corner. So, you know, we got a 01:43:12.820 --> 01:43:14.820 If you yeah, I mean 01:43:14.820 --> 01:43:33.820 You have to trade now, you have to trade, you have to trade that clean money, no other 01:43:33.820 --> 01:43:39.420 option, you have to trade. 01:43:39.420 --> 01:43:43.340 There's always an option, there's always an option. 01:43:43.340 --> 01:43:46.940 I go here, but it's so bad. 01:43:48.660 --> 01:43:49.500 You could, yeah. 01:43:49.500 --> 01:43:51.020 And now I have to go here, 01:43:51.020 --> 01:43:53.320 but I have like no defense and you're in check. 01:43:55.180 --> 01:43:56.740 I'm down to Queen and a Rook. 01:43:57.640 --> 01:43:59.020 Just don't blunder the Queen, bro. 01:43:59.020 --> 01:44:00.820 Just don't blunder one of the Queens. 01:44:01.780 --> 01:44:03.300 I'm ready to lose, man. 01:44:03.300 --> 01:44:04.760 I'm known for that. 01:44:09.020 --> 01:44:11.060 Bro, this just has to be game. 01:44:11.060 --> 01:44:13.740 There's no way I fucking move with five queens. 01:44:13.740 --> 01:44:15.220 There's no way. 01:44:19.780 --> 01:44:21.980 I have to like do something like this. 01:44:21.980 --> 01:44:23.700 I have to make room for my king. 01:44:25.700 --> 01:44:27.780 You can even just like go and check right now. 01:44:30.660 --> 01:44:32.140 This is so bad. 01:44:37.140 --> 01:44:38.900 I don't remember how to even make that noise. 01:44:38.900 --> 01:44:40.460 You got this, you got this, you got this, 01:44:40.460 --> 01:44:41.500 you got this, come on. 01:44:41.500 --> 01:44:43.500 I'm like cheering for me to lose, man. 01:44:43.500 --> 01:44:44.340 I'm like... 01:44:53.380 --> 01:44:54.220 Did I win? 01:44:55.100 --> 01:44:55.940 Did I win? 01:44:55.940 --> 01:44:56.780 Can I... 01:44:57.980 --> 01:44:58.980 Can I take? 01:45:02.500 --> 01:45:03.380 Oh my God. 01:45:03.380 --> 01:45:05.380 Ah. 01:45:09.380 --> 01:45:11.380 Yo, draw? 01:45:11.380 --> 01:45:13.380 No, but... 01:45:16.380 --> 01:45:18.380 Um... 01:45:18.380 --> 01:45:20.380 Uh... 01:45:23.380 --> 01:45:25.380 Um... 01:45:28.380 --> 01:45:30.380 Make a move! 01:45:30.380 --> 01:45:32.380 I can see it! 01:45:32.380 --> 01:45:34.380 I've- No! 01:45:34.380 --> 01:45:36.380 Ah! 01:45:36.380 --> 01:45:38.380 Yes! 01:45:38.380 --> 01:45:40.380 Yes! I won! 01:45:40.380 --> 01:45:42.380 Oh my God! 01:45:42.380 --> 01:45:44.380 Wait, but I won on time. 01:45:44.380 --> 01:45:46.380 I am kind of a half-win, I guess. 01:45:46.380 --> 01:45:48.380 No, it counts. It counts. 01:45:48.380 --> 01:45:50.380 It counts. It counts. 01:45:50.380 --> 01:45:52.380 Oh, Chad, it's kind of a Mickey Mouse win. 01:45:52.380 --> 01:45:54.380 It's kind of a Mickey Mouse win. 01:45:54.380 --> 01:45:56.380 I got too low on time because 01:45:56.380 --> 01:45:58.380 because I couldn't, like... 01:45:58.380 --> 01:46:00.380 Dude, you were blundering, 01:46:00.380 --> 01:46:01.740 but I couldn't even take your pieces. 01:46:01.740 --> 01:46:04.580 You were giving me like on the 20. 01:46:05.580 --> 01:46:07.460 Because the queen has vision of like everything. 01:46:07.460 --> 01:46:08.780 Like even if I blunder something, 01:46:08.780 --> 01:46:10.780 it's like another queen just does something else. 01:46:10.780 --> 01:46:13.420 It's actually like, it is weird playing 01:46:13.420 --> 01:46:14.340 with five queens though. 01:46:14.340 --> 01:46:16.340 It's like you like predict you have queens. 01:46:16.340 --> 01:46:19.220 Cause when you played move 30, rook d7, 01:46:19.220 --> 01:46:22.100 and I was like, okay, I can take with the queen. 01:46:22.100 --> 01:46:23.940 But if I take with the queen, we trade the queens. 01:46:23.940 --> 01:46:25.340 And then I just have no queens. 01:46:25.340 --> 01:46:26.780 So I'm trying to keep my queen on. 01:46:26.780 --> 01:46:28.300 So I took with the knight, 01:46:28.300 --> 01:46:30.300 and then I realized you can take my bishop. 01:46:30.300 --> 01:46:36.020 Yeah, that was like the most fun. I've had all just I'm not gonna buy when I made the pond wall in the second game 01:46:36.020 --> 01:46:38.020 That was so fun 01:46:38.140 --> 01:46:41.680 No, you should have won that's crazy you when you have the two or the three Queens 01:46:41.860 --> 01:46:45.680 You you were just completely winning and then you attack my king and then you 01:46:46.860 --> 01:46:51.260 You blundered at the end, which is I basically was like maybe man's gonna blunder his queen to my bishop and 01:46:54.420 --> 01:46:57.060 Did that was fun, that was fun, that was really fun 01:46:57.060 --> 01:47:01.460 You know, we doing this bet. It's not even a bet. It's just like a challenge. 01:47:01.460 --> 01:47:08.660 If you get to it now, lovey, I have until January 1st, 2027 to reach 1000. 01:47:08.660 --> 01:47:13.460 And if I do, you donate 100,000 to a charity of my choice. 01:47:13.460 --> 01:47:17.460 That's correct. December. Yeah, New Year's Day, East Coast. 01:47:17.460 --> 01:47:19.860 You got yourself a deal. You got yourself a deal. 01:47:20.980 --> 01:47:24.660 You got yourself a deal. That is sick. 01:47:24.660 --> 01:47:27.140 I'm gonna keep playing every day, bro. I'm gonna keep playing every day 01:47:27.780 --> 01:47:32.720 Let's do it. And anytime you you you play a sick game. Let me know and 01:47:34.260 --> 01:47:37.820 I'll be cheering you on brother. All right, let me appreciate you for everything, bro 01:47:37.820 --> 01:47:42.740 You are the goat. Thank you, man. And by the time we have our next lesson, I'll be 500. I promise 01:47:43.780 --> 01:47:47.460 Let's do it and good luck with your league tournament man. It's gonna be sick. I'll be watching 01:47:47.460 --> 01:47:50.660 Thank you. Have a good day. Love me. Peace out man to see you 01:47:50.660 --> 01:47:57.980 Oh, dude, chat, I like it's not even a real win because I won on time. 01:47:57.980 --> 01:48:01.740 It's like, I guess a half win, but it's not even like I earned the material lead because 01:48:01.740 --> 01:48:04.300 I started with a 22 material lead. 01:48:04.300 --> 01:48:05.940 So I literally won the most. 01:48:05.940 --> 01:48:11.660 I honestly think if we do 10 minutes, like when I'm at five queens, I just lose very 01:48:11.660 --> 01:48:12.660 so good. 01:48:12.660 --> 01:48:15.660 I was trying to force trades, but it's just so good. 01:48:15.660 --> 01:48:17.660 Yeah, it was Mickey. 01:48:17.660 --> 01:48:19.660 It was Mickey. 01:48:19.660 --> 01:48:22.020 Now chat, let's watch this, let's check this game. 01:48:24.340 --> 01:48:29.340 Wow, PSG is going to back to back 01:48:30.440 --> 01:48:33.680 Champions League finals, guys. 01:48:33.680 --> 01:48:38.680 PSG is going to back to back Champions League finals. 01:48:42.100 --> 01:48:44.400 Potentially the best team in the world yet again. 01:48:47.540 --> 01:48:48.380 Now chat. 01:48:49.660 --> 01:48:50.660 Who are they going to play? 01:48:50.660 --> 01:48:51.660 Barca? 01:48:51.660 --> 01:48:52.660 Er, sorry. 01:48:52.660 --> 01:48:53.660 Arsenal? 01:48:53.660 --> 01:48:54.660 My brain just glitched. 01:48:54.660 --> 01:48:57.660 Who are they going to play? 01:48:57.660 --> 01:48:58.660 Arsenal? 01:48:58.660 --> 01:48:59.660 Yep. 01:48:59.660 --> 01:49:04.660 They are going to play Arsenal. 01:49:04.660 --> 01:49:06.660 Arsenal versus PSG. 01:49:06.660 --> 01:49:09.660 Chat, who is winning that? 01:49:09.660 --> 01:49:10.660 Arsenal versus PSG. 01:49:10.660 --> 01:49:16.660 What do you guys think? 01:49:16.660 --> 01:49:17.860 Who do you guys got him bro? 01:49:20.560 --> 01:49:21.260 PSG. 01:49:22.060 --> 01:49:22.460 Yeah. 01:49:23.960 --> 01:49:24.660 PSG. 01:49:25.960 --> 01:49:28.260 Okay guys, siege got a new update today. 01:49:28.260 --> 01:49:29.760 We have to check that out. 01:49:29.760 --> 01:49:30.360 I check. 01:49:30.360 --> 01:49:31.260 Is there a new pack? 01:49:31.560 --> 01:49:32.960 Is there new packs since he should have it? 01:49:34.160 --> 01:49:35.460 Jinx, you check speed stream. 01:49:37.160 --> 01:49:38.060 Check speed, check speed. 01:49:38.060 --> 01:49:38.260 Bet. 01:49:38.260 --> 01:49:38.760 I got you. 01:49:40.060 --> 01:49:42.960 1.8 million viewers, bro. 01:49:46.660 --> 01:49:50.660 bro that is in its own 01:49:50.660 --> 01:49:52.660 what? 01:49:52.660 --> 01:49:54.660 Dominican Republic chat 01:49:58.660 --> 01:50:00.660 bro speed is deadass the goat dude 01:50:00.660 --> 01:50:02.660 like it's actually 01:50:02.660 --> 01:50:04.660 like the streams he does are so 01:50:04.660 --> 01:50:06.660 fucking cool bro 01:50:06.660 --> 01:50:08.660 like bro he is deadass 01:50:08.660 --> 01:50:10.660 speed is deadass 01:50:10.660 --> 01:50:12.660 uh Luffy bro 01:50:12.660 --> 01:50:14.660 he's deadass the fucking Luffy of streaming 01:50:14.660 --> 01:50:21.660 That is so sad. 01:50:21.660 --> 01:50:28.940 Bro, how many people are following you, bro? 01:50:28.940 --> 01:50:32.260 What the fuck? 01:50:32.260 --> 01:50:34.340 Are those security guards or people? 01:50:34.340 --> 01:50:41.340 That's gotta be security guards, right? 01:50:41.340 --> 01:50:48.820 Dude, I think he's going to break the record. 01:50:48.820 --> 01:50:50.620 Wait, Chad, what is the record? 01:50:50.620 --> 01:50:52.620 Who has the record? 01:50:52.620 --> 01:50:55.380 Oh, no, doesn't Ebi? 01:50:55.380 --> 01:50:57.380 I think Ebi has the record. 01:50:57.380 --> 01:50:59.340 It's like 4 million or something. 01:50:59.340 --> 01:51:02.220 Chad, what is the record? 01:51:02.220 --> 01:51:03.220 Ebi. 01:51:03.220 --> 01:51:04.220 9 million? 01:51:04.220 --> 01:51:05.220 9 million? 01:51:05.220 --> 01:51:19.580 9 million? That is insane. That is insane. Bro, that's so cool bro. Yeah, that's what 01:51:19.580 --> 01:51:23.140 I always say bro. Speed is just the goat of streaming dude. Like, I just, I've never 01:51:23.140 --> 01:51:29.540 seen anybody else. It's so fucking cool bro. It's actually so sick. That's insane 01:51:29.540 --> 01:51:36.740 bro that is so cool it must be so cool for like um like if you live in like 01:51:36.740 --> 01:51:39.620 dominican republic or something and like speed comes to your country like it 01:51:39.620 --> 01:51:45.300 must be so cool for that day you know what it is that's phantom phantoms from 01:51:45.300 --> 01:51:48.260 dr right 01:51:48.260 --> 01:51:50.260 Say what? 01:51:51.260 --> 01:51:54.260 But pull up, pull up, pull up! 01:51:55.260 --> 01:51:57.260 Are you in the middle of me bub? What do you think? 01:51:57.260 --> 01:51:59.260 Yeah, but speed is the goat, bro. Speed is the goat. 01:51:59.260 --> 01:52:02.260 Like it's just, it's so sick. It's so sick to see. 01:52:03.260 --> 01:52:05.260 And it's just awesome, bro. 01:52:05.260 --> 01:52:08.260 Like his, dude, his streams are fucking just goaded. 01:52:08.260 --> 01:52:11.260 Like there'll never be another speed, bro. 01:52:11.260 --> 01:52:13.260 And my Google Chrome crashed, bro. 01:52:13.260 --> 01:52:17.260 Why is Google Chrome a fucking dubster pile of human fucking dog shit? 01:52:18.260 --> 01:52:21.220 Why is Google Chrome so fucking shit, chat? 01:52:21.220 --> 01:52:22.260 Why? 01:52:22.260 --> 01:52:24.040 Why is Google Chrome so shit? 01:52:27.820 --> 01:52:29.660 Like, why? 01:52:29.660 --> 01:52:32.740 Like, why is Google Chrome so bad? 01:52:32.740 --> 01:52:34.020 How did you fix this? 01:52:34.020 --> 01:52:34.900 Am I just cooked? 01:52:35.980 --> 01:52:37.420 F3 or something? 01:52:38.260 --> 01:52:39.300 Alt-Tab? 01:52:40.300 --> 01:52:41.140 What do I do? 01:52:41.140 --> 01:52:42.740 What do I do in this scenario? 01:52:44.540 --> 01:52:45.700 Okay, Gigi. 01:52:46.700 --> 01:52:47.780 GigiStream? 01:52:48.260 --> 01:52:50.260 What do I do? 01:52:50.260 --> 01:52:52.260 What do I do? 01:52:52.260 --> 01:52:54.260 What do I do chat? 01:52:54.260 --> 01:52:56.260 What? 01:52:56.260 --> 01:52:58.260 What? 01:52:58.260 --> 01:53:00.260 How is Google Chrome so bad? 01:53:00.260 --> 01:53:02.260 I don't understand. 01:53:02.260 --> 01:53:04.260 How is Google Chrome bad, bro? 01:53:04.260 --> 01:53:06.260 Like what? 01:53:06.260 --> 01:53:08.260 How is Google Chrome so bad? 01:53:08.260 --> 01:53:10.260 Insane. 01:53:10.260 --> 01:53:12.260 Insane. 01:53:12.260 --> 01:53:14.260 Insane. 01:53:14.260 --> 01:53:16.260 Insane. 01:53:16.260 --> 01:53:21.260 Insane, Byron scored? 01:53:21.260 --> 01:53:24.260 How about you have to like text me on how to fix that. 01:53:24.260 --> 01:53:27.260 That gives me an aneurysm. 01:53:27.260 --> 01:53:33.260 Byron scored? 01:53:33.260 --> 01:53:36.260 Wait, but extra time. 01:53:36.260 --> 01:53:38.260 I thought there is no extra time in aggregate. 01:53:38.260 --> 01:53:40.260 Why does the Google say extra time? 01:53:40.260 --> 01:53:42.260 94% chance probability. 01:53:42.260 --> 01:53:45.260 I thought there's no extra time because it's aggregate, right? 01:53:45.260 --> 01:53:49.420 Chat, why does it say extra time? 01:53:49.420 --> 01:53:50.380 Why does it say that? 01:54:02.540 --> 01:54:06.380 No, but it's saying 2% probability of PSG winning, 01:54:06.380 --> 01:54:10.700 4% of Byron winning, 94% chance of extra time, 01:54:10.700 --> 01:54:14.340 not stoppage time, but it's aggregates of PSG wins. 01:54:15.260 --> 01:54:18.340 Also, aren't we already in extra time? 01:54:18.340 --> 01:54:21.500 Should I do what I'm saying? 01:54:21.500 --> 01:54:22.500 Why does it say that? 01:54:22.500 --> 01:54:24.980 If it gets 6-6, they have extra time. 01:54:24.980 --> 01:54:26.540 Yeah, but that's never going to happen. 01:54:26.540 --> 01:54:30.500 PSG is just going to pass around in the back and the game's going to end. 01:54:30.500 --> 01:54:33.100 There's like a 0% chance of extra time. 01:54:33.100 --> 01:54:37.300 The site is like trash. 01:54:37.300 --> 01:54:39.260 This is 0% chance of extra time. 01:54:39.260 --> 01:54:42.340 PSG is just going to pass around in the back and the game's going to end. 01:54:42.340 --> 01:54:45.020 They're already in the 95th minute. 01:54:45.020 --> 01:54:48.860 extra time it's aggregate or in Champions League it's aggregate so there is no extra time the game 01:54:48.860 --> 01:55:02.060 just ends at one one and PSG wins six to five right it's two to one buyer nobody's wonder one 01:55:02.060 --> 01:55:07.340 and it's six five aggregate I'm gonna have an aneurysm I hate websites with football it's just 01:55:07.340 --> 01:55:11.340 always like the dumbest shit ever because PSG is gonna pass around and the game's gonna end 01:55:11.340 --> 01:55:21.420 because there's six five aggregate right comedy that kind of update 94% of a 01:55:21.420 --> 01:55:25.820 draw you dumbass yeah but it doesn't say that it says 94% chance of extra time 01:55:25.820 --> 01:55:32.340 it should just say 94% draw and it's not a draw the game's over like PSG wins 01:55:32.340 --> 01:55:39.180 aggregate they're just gonna pass around so PSG versus Arsenal 01:55:41.340 --> 01:55:48.620 in Champions League Grand Finals. PSG's winning that. PSG's winning that. It's because it's 01:55:48.620 --> 01:55:53.620 added its time from stoppages. No, I know. I'm just saying, um, uh, whatever. The site's 01:55:53.620 --> 01:55:58.220 just dog shit is all I'm saying. Cause it's saying, uh, extra time, but yeah, the game 01:55:58.220 --> 01:56:02.300 just ended. See what I mean? It said 94% chance of extra time, but there is no extra 01:56:02.300 --> 01:56:06.740 time because it's aggregate in the website glitch. Cause aggregate, it ends the game. 01:56:06.740 --> 01:56:09.380 So PSG plays against Arsenal, bro. 01:56:09.380 --> 01:56:12.000 PSG plays against Arsenal. 01:56:12.000 --> 01:56:13.440 PSG is winning that. 01:56:13.440 --> 01:56:14.740 PSG is winning that. 01:56:16.000 --> 01:56:17.700 GG's in the shot. 01:56:17.700 --> 01:56:19.260 GG's in the shot. 01:56:19.260 --> 01:56:20.460 PSG is winning that. 01:56:22.060 --> 01:56:24.560 But it is, Champions League final is one leg. 01:56:24.560 --> 01:56:25.820 So maybe Arsenal could win, 01:56:25.820 --> 01:56:27.520 but I'm gonna say PSG wins that. 01:56:28.700 --> 01:56:29.900 Okay, chat. 01:56:29.900 --> 01:56:33.660 Should we play the new Siege update? 01:56:33.660 --> 01:56:36.180 Chat, are there new packs on Siege? 01:56:36.180 --> 01:56:37.580 Are there new packs? 01:56:37.580 --> 01:56:39.900 I know there's a new mode, but it's their new packs. 01:56:41.180 --> 01:56:43.440 Is there new packs, chat a lot? 01:56:46.080 --> 01:56:46.920 Chat, is there new packs? 01:56:46.920 --> 01:56:47.820 Is there new packs? 01:56:49.740 --> 01:56:51.780 Yes, let's fucking go. 01:56:53.940 --> 01:56:57.740 There is, really, bro, let's rip the new packs 01:56:57.740 --> 01:56:58.780 and play the new mode chat, 01:56:58.780 --> 01:57:00.820 and then solo queue to Everilboss! 01:57:00.820 --> 01:57:01.900 And then we're gonna go league. 01:57:01.900 --> 01:57:03.660 Chat, it's gonna be a great fucking day. 01:57:03.660 --> 01:57:06.100 I'm gonna go P-boys and I'll be RV. 01:57:06.100 --> 01:57:06.940 Let's go. 01:57:36.100 --> 01:57:38.100 You 01:58:06.100 --> 01:58:08.160 you 01:58:36.100 --> 01:59:00.100 We increased your rate of error. 01:59:00.100 --> 01:59:13.200 We increased your rank by 14 points, which means one of the enemies that beat me was cheating. 01:59:13.200 --> 01:59:18.740 And I literally said, oh my God, what if it was the solos on Outback that I was suspicious 01:59:18.740 --> 01:59:19.740 of? 01:59:19.740 --> 01:59:24.660 I'm dokes bro, that's all I'm saying. 01:59:24.660 --> 01:59:27.780 What if it was the solos on Outback that was 11-0, that was running out on me every 01:59:27.780 --> 01:59:30.100 around and pre-animating me, but then he had like a 0.9 KD. 01:59:30.100 --> 01:59:30.780 So it was weird. 01:59:30.780 --> 01:59:32.460 The only way for him to even cheating is if he instantly, 01:59:32.460 --> 01:59:34.260 like immediately bought cheats. 01:59:34.260 --> 01:59:36.900 Like we recently bought cheats or bought the account. 01:59:36.900 --> 01:59:39.580 Cause like his stats were like the most non-cheater stats ever. 01:59:39.580 --> 01:59:42.820 He had like a 0.9, 0.9, 0.9, 0.9, and then he's 12 01:59:42.820 --> 01:59:45.020 and I was just running out of every round. 01:59:45.020 --> 01:59:48.020 But yeah, that means somebody was cheating. 01:59:51.300 --> 01:59:52.140 Yeah, I love it. 01:59:52.140 --> 01:59:53.420 Every time the word cheating comes up, 01:59:53.420 --> 01:59:56.820 people just type the mood emo. 01:59:56.820 --> 01:59:58.500 Bro, what did I just chat? 01:59:58.500 --> 01:59:59.840 What is this pause screen? 02:00:03.860 --> 02:00:05.460 What is this pause screen, bro? 02:00:07.740 --> 02:00:10.180 All right, ladies and gentlemen, we got a new mode in Siege. 02:00:10.180 --> 02:00:11.620 We got chat pulled up. 02:00:11.620 --> 02:00:12.580 Oh my God. 02:00:12.580 --> 02:00:13.420 Okay. 02:00:13.420 --> 02:00:14.860 First things first. 02:00:14.860 --> 02:00:15.820 I'm the realest. 02:00:16.700 --> 02:00:18.340 Shout out to Yuselia. 02:00:18.340 --> 02:00:20.700 Second, is that Yuselia? 02:00:20.700 --> 02:00:21.580 Who said that? 02:00:21.580 --> 02:00:22.900 Chat, who said first things first? 02:00:22.900 --> 02:00:23.820 I'm the realest. 02:00:25.900 --> 02:00:26.740 Who said that? 02:00:26.820 --> 02:00:30.380 Guys, we got packs! 02:00:30.380 --> 02:00:34.100 I love when they add in new packs and new cosmetics, bro. 02:00:34.100 --> 02:00:37.100 New packs, new cosmetics, let's do this. 02:00:37.100 --> 02:00:38.460 Now where's the packs, bro? 02:00:38.460 --> 02:00:39.460 Where's the packs? 02:00:39.460 --> 02:00:40.460 Where's the packs? 02:00:40.460 --> 02:00:41.460 Is it in collection? 02:00:41.460 --> 02:00:42.460 Is it just new cosmetics? 02:00:42.460 --> 02:00:43.460 No, I wanted to rip packs. 02:00:43.460 --> 02:00:44.460 Yes! 02:00:44.460 --> 02:00:45.460 Yes! 02:00:45.460 --> 02:00:46.460 We got packs! 02:00:46.460 --> 02:00:47.460 I have no moneons. 02:00:47.460 --> 02:00:48.460 I have no moneons. 02:00:48.460 --> 02:00:49.460 I have no moneons. 02:00:49.460 --> 02:00:50.460 I have no moneons. 02:00:50.460 --> 02:00:51.460 I have no moneons. 02:00:51.460 --> 02:00:55.360 YES! YES! WE GOT BACK! 02:00:55.360 --> 02:00:57.360 I have no monions. 02:00:57.360 --> 02:01:00.860 Bro, 8,900 credits? 02:01:00.860 --> 02:01:02.360 How much money is that chat? 02:01:02.360 --> 02:01:05.060 You don't have enough R6 credits, so let me buy them. 02:01:05.060 --> 02:01:07.560 Oh my god, this is gonna leak my card. 02:01:11.060 --> 02:01:16.060 I have a strong feeling I'm gonna leak my card here, I'm not even kidding. 02:01:16.060 --> 02:01:19.060 I have a 90 buck of ruse. 02:01:19.060 --> 02:01:26.060 Nothing's asleep. The screen is black. Shut up with that bullshit, y'all. Shut up with 02:01:26.060 --> 02:01:27.660 that bullshit. 02:01:27.660 --> 02:01:33.100 Mayo, think of it as your one. William, think of it as your prime. 02:01:33.100 --> 02:01:38.700 Oh my. I knew it would leak my card. Hi guys, I'm so smart. Hi guys. Hi guys, do we need 02:01:38.700 --> 02:01:42.660 to add funds to this? 02:01:42.660 --> 02:01:43.660 What? 02:01:43.660 --> 02:01:44.660 What happened? 02:01:44.660 --> 02:01:45.660 Hi, guys. 02:01:45.660 --> 02:01:46.660 It's past time. 02:01:46.660 --> 02:01:48.660 Chad, nothing is a leak, bro. 02:01:48.660 --> 02:01:50.660 Nothing is a leak, y'all. 02:01:50.660 --> 02:01:52.660 What do you mean, ale human? 02:01:52.660 --> 02:01:54.660 Who pissed in this guy's cereal? 02:01:54.660 --> 02:01:57.660 You are so sassy. 02:01:57.660 --> 02:02:00.660 First things first, I'm the realest. 02:02:00.660 --> 02:02:02.660 You don't have access to this resource. 02:02:02.660 --> 02:02:04.660 All right. 02:02:04.660 --> 02:02:06.660 Oh, my God. 02:02:06.660 --> 02:02:07.660 I'm so sassy. 02:02:07.660 --> 02:02:10.340 You don't have access to this resource. 02:02:10.340 --> 02:02:11.340 All right. 02:02:11.340 --> 02:02:13.340 Oh no, I got it! 02:02:13.340 --> 02:02:14.340 High-vives! 02:02:14.340 --> 02:02:15.340 Yes! 02:02:15.340 --> 02:02:16.340 Yes, Queen! 02:02:16.340 --> 02:02:17.340 High-vives! 02:02:17.340 --> 02:02:18.340 Yes, Queen! 02:02:18.340 --> 02:02:19.340 Okay. 02:02:19.340 --> 02:02:20.340 Chat, you guys ready? 02:02:20.340 --> 02:02:25.580 Ladies and gentlemen! 02:02:25.580 --> 02:02:31.180 We have new packs in Rainbow Six Siege, which means we have a new YouTube video in Rainbow 02:02:31.180 --> 02:02:33.300 Six Siege YouTube. 02:02:33.300 --> 02:02:38.300 If you're watching this on YouTube, click the like button, click the subscribe button, 02:02:38.300 --> 02:02:40.300 let's go! 02:02:40.300 --> 02:02:44.580 Okay, rainbow is magic, 2026 packs. 02:02:44.580 --> 02:02:48.140 There are new cosmetics, new packs, and the new mode. 02:02:48.140 --> 02:02:53.700 We're gonna rip all of the new packs, get the memento skin, which is apparently beautiful, 02:02:53.700 --> 02:02:55.420 and then we're gonna play the new mode. 02:02:55.420 --> 02:03:13.820 further ado, chat type of high YouTube in the chat. Classic Ubisoft. What we're gonna do 02:03:13.820 --> 02:03:20.940 is we're gonna redo that entire YouTube intro. Like, Ubisoft, Ubisoft, throw me a bone! Bro, 02:03:20.940 --> 02:03:25.100 And rebooting on PC chat, rebooting on PC literally takes four minutes. 02:03:26.140 --> 02:03:32.300 Bro, Ubisoft, do y'all ever work? Like, does y'all's game work? Does y'all's game work? 02:03:34.460 --> 02:03:40.860 Hi, YouTube. Bye, YouTube. All right. Yeah, I won't just redo it. It's not a review. 02:03:40.860 --> 02:03:42.860 Bro, I'm excited. I have not looked at these- 02:03:44.540 --> 02:03:49.020 Controller almost broke. I have not looked at these cosmetics. I'd be lying if I said 02:03:49.020 --> 02:03:51.520 that I wasn't pitching a tent in my pants right now. 02:03:51.520 --> 02:03:52.560 Gibby with the 10 gifts. 02:03:52.560 --> 02:03:55.360 So let's get a W Gibby in the fucking chat. 02:03:56.200 --> 02:03:57.600 Gibby the 10 gift baby. 02:03:57.600 --> 02:04:01.880 Gibby put that Yaga black ice in my ass. 02:04:04.520 --> 02:04:05.480 Bro, and also chat. 02:04:05.480 --> 02:04:06.920 I mean, real ones know. 02:04:06.920 --> 02:04:09.480 Rainbows magic is the best R6 motive of all time. 02:04:09.480 --> 02:04:11.520 I love that they bring it back every year. 02:04:19.020 --> 02:04:20.780 First, thanks first. I'm the real ex. 02:04:23.100 --> 02:04:28.540 New $100 skin, $100 skin. Wait, Siege is doing $100 skins? I kind of like how they 02:04:28.540 --> 02:04:34.940 kept a lot of those skins cheaper. Siege is doing $100, wait, what is $100 skin? 02:04:36.700 --> 02:04:40.460 5500 hours, what? Slice tracker? I'm going to be honest, I don't even know why it says that. 02:04:41.820 --> 02:04:48.700 I have maybe 200 hours on PC Siege. Maybe because I leave UbiConnect open for years. 02:04:48.700 --> 02:04:53.980 I don't know what it is. I have all my hours on console as y'all know I didn't start playing PCC 02:04:53.980 --> 02:04:56.700 She'll literally like nine days ago literally ten days ago 02:04:57.860 --> 02:04:59.860 mood I'm lying about ours 02:04:59.900 --> 02:05:05.060 I'm not lying about ours. I have 30,000 hours. I'm just saying 02:05:06.180 --> 02:05:08.180 Why are you guys? 02:05:11.980 --> 02:05:14.860 Okay chat here we go. Let's chat us again. Oh 02:05:14.860 --> 02:05:19.860 Oh my god, we have all of our packs. 02:05:19.860 --> 02:05:20.860 Guys! 02:05:20.860 --> 02:05:21.860 Guys! 02:05:21.860 --> 02:05:25.540 Wait, we have a lot of packs. 02:05:25.540 --> 02:05:26.540 Should we rip these? 02:05:26.540 --> 02:05:27.540 No. 02:05:27.540 --> 02:05:28.860 Should we rip these or should we save these? 02:05:28.860 --> 02:05:30.340 We should save these? 02:05:30.340 --> 02:05:32.540 We could get Yeager Black Eyes, though. 02:05:32.540 --> 02:05:37.340 I mean, okay, chat, what should we do? 02:05:37.340 --> 02:05:42.060 What we could do to make this YouTube video an absolute banger is we could rip all 33 02:05:42.060 --> 02:05:43.460 of the new packs. 02:05:43.460 --> 02:05:53.540 we rip 41 alphas and then we play the new mode. Alright, let's do it. Okay, Jeff, I need to get a 02:05:53.540 --> 02:05:58.740 fresh bottle of water and then I'm ready to go. I'm about to get a fresh bottle of water. 02:06:43.460 --> 02:06:55.920 All right, ladies and gentlemen, okay, so I know what I'm going to do. 02:06:55.920 --> 02:07:00.480 I'm going to save my alphas till I get 100, so then we can do a big alpha opening, okay. 02:07:00.480 --> 02:07:02.880 Yep, I'm vaping, chat, I'm vaping. 02:07:02.880 --> 02:07:08.960 Yep, I came back with a vitamin water, a protein and a, not a protein, a protein shake 02:07:08.960 --> 02:07:10.480 and a, a, a water. 02:07:10.480 --> 02:07:11.480 But yeah, I vaped. 02:07:11.480 --> 02:07:16.480 You got me! You got me! You got me! I was fainting! 02:07:21.480 --> 02:07:24.480 Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let's do it. 02:07:25.480 --> 02:07:28.480 YouTube! Welcome to another video. 02:07:29.480 --> 02:07:31.480 Rainbow is Magic just dropped- 02:07:32.480 --> 02:07:34.480 Ubisoft just dropped new packs. 02:07:34.480 --> 02:07:39.480 Which means every time Ubisoft drops new packs, we get a new YouTube video. 02:07:39.480 --> 02:07:45.000 And these will be rainbow is magic 2026 mode. I have not looked at any of the skins 02:07:45.440 --> 02:07:46.640 Let's go 02:07:46.640 --> 02:07:52.720 New packs new skins YouTube if you like the pack over these can't subscribe and like here we go chat 02:07:52.720 --> 02:07:59.200 We're gonna rate these one through ten unbiasedly. All right. We got 33 packs and then we're gonna play the new mode 02:08:03.800 --> 02:08:08.640 This is why I look like this is why down boy get down down boy 02:08:09.480 --> 02:08:10.480 Down boy! 02:08:11.080 --> 02:08:15.280 This is why I love rainbow-ish magic, specifically rainbow-ish magic, 02:08:15.480 --> 02:08:18.080 because even the blues are actually colorful. 02:08:18.580 --> 02:08:19.880 Like guys, this is a blue. 02:08:19.880 --> 02:08:21.780 Can you imagine what the epics are gonna look like? 02:08:22.080 --> 02:08:23.880 That's a blue! A crimp! 02:08:29.480 --> 02:08:30.280 Kind of? 02:08:30.280 --> 02:08:31.580 Cutesy-futesy. 02:08:31.580 --> 02:08:32.880 I don't mind this. 02:08:33.180 --> 02:08:35.880 I don't mind this. Very cute. Very cute little... 02:08:36.180 --> 02:08:37.080 It's cute. 02:08:37.380 --> 02:08:38.080 It's cute. 02:08:38.080 --> 02:08:49.720 it's very cute okay first epic of the day first epic of the day okay so Fenrir 02:08:49.720 --> 02:08:58.600 is slang clock it Fenrir is slang clock it I see I love this mode because it 02:08:58.600 --> 02:09:05.120 just it's unlocked so much zest inside of me I love I love rainbow with magic 02:09:05.120 --> 02:09:08.960 And it's my favorite time of the year whenever this mode is in the game 02:09:12.920 --> 02:09:17.760 Even this guys guys even this is a blue this doesn't look bad at all 02:09:18.320 --> 02:09:21.160 R6 just make more colorful skins y'all I 02:09:21.760 --> 02:09:26.200 Hate when they make like a gray skin and they call it a blue. It's like alright 02:09:27.280 --> 02:09:29.280 Alright 02:09:29.640 --> 02:09:31.640 Another blue chat another blue for the boys 02:09:35.120 --> 02:09:42.000 Okay, okay solid the momentum we have to check out the momentum if you open all the packs and get the collection 02:09:42.000 --> 02:09:46.280 Which I would not recommend doing but I'm gonna do it if you do that you get the momentum 02:09:49.000 --> 02:09:53.160 Okay, my show LMG skin now. I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna be unbiased here 02:09:53.160 --> 02:09:56.240 They're getting a little bit lazy because this is like the fourth time we've seen this game 02:09:56.760 --> 02:09:58.760 This is the fourth time. We've seen this one 02:09:58.760 --> 02:10:05.760 Neutron skin, yes! 02:10:05.760 --> 02:10:06.760 Yes! 02:10:06.760 --> 02:10:09.760 Neutron skin, baby! 02:10:09.760 --> 02:10:15.760 Wait, but I should probably take this off because this gives me a competitive disadvantage. 02:10:15.760 --> 02:10:24.760 You guys hear that? 02:10:24.760 --> 02:10:38.520 I don't know what happened there, chat, I got locked into that animation. 02:10:38.520 --> 02:10:39.520 Purple! 02:10:39.520 --> 02:10:40.520 Purple! 02:10:40.520 --> 02:10:41.520 Not bad. 02:10:41.520 --> 02:10:42.520 Purple! 02:10:42.520 --> 02:10:43.520 Purple! 02:10:43.520 --> 02:10:44.520 Purple! 02:10:44.520 --> 02:10:45.520 Shaisa! 02:10:45.520 --> 02:10:50.840 Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you, sisters. 02:10:50.840 --> 02:10:55.440 A pink attachment skin is very calm. 02:10:55.440 --> 02:10:56.720 It's pink glitter. 02:10:56.720 --> 02:10:57.760 It's pink glitter. 02:11:03.040 --> 02:11:04.400 Whoa! 02:11:04.400 --> 02:11:07.000 Not bad! 02:11:07.000 --> 02:11:08.320 How is this a blue? 02:11:08.320 --> 02:11:11.480 Like, who is the one that's getting skin rarities? 02:11:11.480 --> 02:11:13.400 In my book, this is a purple, sister. 02:11:16.240 --> 02:11:16.800 What, again? 02:11:20.840 --> 02:11:25.000 Okay, I mean it's very glittery, very glittery, sisters. 02:11:28.040 --> 02:11:29.440 Where are the purples at? 02:11:29.840 --> 02:11:31.440 Whoa! 02:11:31.840 --> 02:11:34.240 This is not bad, Warden's... 02:11:34.440 --> 02:11:36.040 Warden's kind of slang. 02:11:36.240 --> 02:11:37.840 This is not bad at all. 02:11:43.240 --> 02:11:47.640 Yeah, okay, Ubisoft. Like, guys, we always get lazy with something. 02:11:47.840 --> 02:11:50.640 I've seen these three teddy bears nine times now. 02:11:50.840 --> 02:11:52.840 Come on guys 02:11:56.440 --> 02:11:58.440 Say say one line 02:12:04.920 --> 02:12:06.920 Reset game again 02:12:08.360 --> 02:12:10.280 So let me get this straight 02:12:10.280 --> 02:12:12.280 Let me get this straight. I 02:12:13.120 --> 02:12:18.000 Get a pack glitch. I reset my app and then 10 packs later. I 02:12:18.000 --> 02:12:23.000 I get another pack glitch! 02:12:23.000 --> 02:12:25.000 You want to know, Jack? 02:12:25.000 --> 02:12:30.000 The three universal truths. 02:12:30.000 --> 02:12:37.000 Death, taxes, and Ubisoft producing the buggiest glitchiest games ever. 02:12:37.000 --> 02:12:41.000 Bro, I don't understand, though. I don't get it. Like, y'all are billionaires. 02:12:41.000 --> 02:12:43.000 Are you not billionaires? 02:12:43.000 --> 02:12:47.000 Assassin's Creed, Rainbow Six, and For Honor. 02:12:47.000 --> 02:12:51.760 Am I missing another game? I have been missing another Ubisoft game. Are y'all not billionaires? 02:12:51.760 --> 02:12:54.840 I mean, what's like, how is this even happening? 02:12:57.680 --> 02:13:02.720 They made Far Cry. Ubisoft made Far Cry also. Are you kidding me? 02:13:04.880 --> 02:13:13.480 So Ubisoft has produced all of the Tom Clancy's games, all of the Far Cry games, all of the Assassin's Creed games, and For Honor. 02:13:13.480 --> 02:13:22.280 And we have a package happening and then Ubisoft Connect works half the time. Where's the money? 02:13:22.280 --> 02:13:31.800 Where is the money? Where is the money? Where's the money? Where's the money? Like where's it going? 02:13:31.800 --> 02:13:40.440 Is it not going to your most popular multiplayer competitive game? Where is the money? Where's it 02:13:40.440 --> 02:13:53.440 Where? I don't understand. Where is the money? Where's it at? 02:13:53.440 --> 02:14:00.440 All right, well, it, okay. Where are the packs at? 02:14:00.440 --> 02:14:04.440 Okay, YouTube, welcome back. If you're wondering why the video randomly edited, 02:14:04.440 --> 02:14:07.440 it's because our packs glitched for the second time. 02:14:07.440 --> 02:14:08.440 Alright. 02:14:14.440 --> 02:14:15.440 Okay. 02:14:15.940 --> 02:14:18.440 I like- okay, this is... 02:14:19.440 --> 02:14:21.940 This is kind of like a rage bait charm. 02:14:21.940 --> 02:14:23.940 I don't mind this charm, though. 02:14:23.940 --> 02:14:40.460 Oh, not a bad card background, not a bad card background. 02:14:40.460 --> 02:14:42.040 We got our second purple. 02:14:42.040 --> 02:14:44.220 We got our second purple, guys. 02:14:44.220 --> 02:14:47.060 Here we go. 02:14:47.060 --> 02:14:53.460 Okay, it looks like Maestro's slang, too. 02:14:53.460 --> 02:14:55.980 It looks like Maestro is slang too. 02:14:55.980 --> 02:14:57.980 Guys, I might start slang. 02:14:57.980 --> 02:14:59.960 It looks like Maestro is slang too. 02:15:01.260 --> 02:15:03.540 Or Warden, did I say Maestro? 02:15:03.540 --> 02:15:04.780 Warden, sorry. 02:15:04.780 --> 02:15:06.140 Shiesa, shiesa. 02:15:06.140 --> 02:15:07.220 Okay, next up. 02:15:10.900 --> 02:15:14.240 See now, this is a, is that a puppy? 02:15:15.860 --> 02:15:17.140 It's a puppy. 02:15:18.940 --> 02:15:19.780 It's a puppy. 02:15:19.780 --> 02:15:21.940 Is that a Chihuahua Jack? 02:15:21.940 --> 02:15:23.540 What type of puppy is this? 02:15:30.940 --> 02:15:32.580 I think that's a chihuahua chat. 02:15:32.580 --> 02:15:34.080 That looks like a chihuahua. 02:15:36.220 --> 02:15:37.060 Okay. 02:15:38.820 --> 02:15:39.980 Burble, burble! 02:15:39.980 --> 02:15:40.980 Here we go, here we go. 02:15:40.980 --> 02:15:43.420 Come on, give us the new uniforms or something. 02:15:47.620 --> 02:15:50.180 Wait, they gave Deimos a cowboy hat? 02:15:50.180 --> 02:15:51.020 Vah! 02:15:51.940 --> 02:16:06.540 Holy jawline, holy facial symmetry, wow, Warden is brutally mogging, holy jawline, he is kind 02:16:06.540 --> 02:16:10.540 of slang though sisters. 02:16:10.540 --> 02:16:17.540 Okay, not a bad, like still clean, still cutesy footsie. 02:16:17.540 --> 02:16:22.540 So we're gonna play the new mode, we're gonna play the new mode. 02:16:22.540 --> 02:16:23.540 Vax! 02:16:23.540 --> 02:16:29.940 Okay, so friendship tunes. 02:16:29.940 --> 02:16:36.540 We got Jaeger with, um, okay, it's not bad. 02:16:36.540 --> 02:16:43.300 Ooh, Deimos, okay, they actually kind of, uh, they kind of spasmed with Deimos a little 02:16:43.300 --> 02:16:44.300 bit. 02:16:44.300 --> 02:16:51.820 New mode is really fun. Yeah, they always slightly changed every year, but I love Wrangler's 02:16:51.820 --> 02:16:58.780 Magic. I'm gonna play it right after. Ooh! Okay, now Fenrir is, like, okay. Fenrir is 02:16:58.780 --> 02:17:11.100 slaying the most. Like, I'm not even kidding. Like Fenrir? He got an ass tattoo? What?! Fenrir 02:17:11.100 --> 02:17:15.260 is definitely slang the most. Oh my god. 02:17:22.700 --> 02:17:27.740 Okay, this okay. He's slang, yo. Like Fenrir is slang. 02:17:27.740 --> 02:17:33.980 I'm not even gonna lie. It is... wow. It is giving... 02:17:33.980 --> 02:17:40.460 it's giving slang. Fenrir is actually slang. 02:17:41.100 --> 02:17:48.400 Clock it clock it wait demos demos and here nice 02:17:52.800 --> 02:18:00.020 Wait, did they most have a ponytail this whole time what? 02:18:04.880 --> 02:18:06.880 Boss 02:18:06.880 --> 02:18:16.880 Okay, chat. I'm gonna be honest. Wait, memento, memento, memento. We give them memento now. 02:18:16.880 --> 02:18:22.760 Chat, but to be honest, I would give these skins a 7. I wish they did more. I wish they 02:18:22.760 --> 02:18:26.760 did more operators, but it's okay. They want to save room for next year. Blah, blah, 02:18:26.760 --> 02:18:33.560 blah, blah, blah, blah. But chat, guess what? Now we get the memento! Oh my god. 02:18:33.560 --> 02:18:35.320 Oh my god, oh my god. 02:18:35.320 --> 02:18:38.560 The Memento is on Doka-ni DMR and a Rune-ni DMR. 02:18:38.560 --> 02:18:40.480 That's like one of the best guns in the game. 02:18:41.760 --> 02:18:45.000 Okay, without further ado, let's check it out. 02:18:45.000 --> 02:18:46.040 Let's check it out. 02:18:46.040 --> 02:18:48.280 The best place to check out a Memento 02:18:48.280 --> 02:18:50.640 is always gonna be in Flippin'. 02:18:51.480 --> 02:18:53.840 Wait, we can just play the new mode. 02:18:53.840 --> 02:18:54.840 Yeah! 02:18:54.840 --> 02:18:56.240 Guys, let's just play the new mode 02:18:56.240 --> 02:18:57.640 and check out the Memento. 02:18:58.640 --> 02:19:00.400 Ticket of Pound Town. 02:19:00.400 --> 02:19:01.520 Okay, now. 02:19:01.520 --> 02:19:06.440 We're playing rainbow is magic. 02:19:06.440 --> 02:19:07.440 There's no DMRs. 02:19:07.440 --> 02:19:08.440 It's pistol only. 02:19:08.440 --> 02:19:09.440 Oh my god. 02:19:09.440 --> 02:19:10.440 Mod everybody in the chat. 02:19:10.440 --> 02:19:11.440 Oh my god. 02:19:11.440 --> 02:19:12.440 Mod everybody in the chat. 02:19:12.440 --> 02:19:13.440 Oh my god. 02:19:13.440 --> 02:19:14.440 Mod everybody in the chat. 02:19:14.440 --> 02:19:20.200 So the only way to test out the new mode is Victor McCall of it chat. 02:19:20.200 --> 02:19:21.200 What is the way? 02:19:21.200 --> 02:19:22.200 Oh yeah. 02:19:22.200 --> 02:19:30.760 Training, training, training, training, training, training, training, training. 02:19:30.760 --> 02:19:35.440 Before we enter the new mode and play rainbow is magic, which is my favorite mode 02:19:35.440 --> 02:19:39.600 They do because I'm gonna be honest like I'm kind of a little bit of a zest fast 02:19:40.400 --> 02:19:45.960 Okay, so we are gonna go a rune DMR and let's check it out. Yo 02:19:47.800 --> 02:19:53.520 Reach me we know we know we know reach we we know we know we know 02:19:55.000 --> 02:19:57.340 All right guys, let's check out the moment 02:19:58.040 --> 02:20:00.120 Okay, this is a beautiful skin. Oh my god 02:20:00.760 --> 02:20:05.400 Alright, first things first, I'm the realist. Second thing second, let's inspect. 02:20:06.520 --> 02:20:11.320 Oh my god, the little teddy bear pokes out. The little teddy bear pokes out. 02:20:25.640 --> 02:20:28.440 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. 02:20:30.760 --> 02:20:34.600 Okay, let's do now chat. Let's do the reload animation 02:20:35.960 --> 02:20:38.760 All right, so let's do the zero reload animation because there's two 02:20:43.280 --> 02:20:45.280 Okay, so that's a little zero oh 02:20:47.000 --> 02:20:49.080 My god look look at this one 02:20:55.880 --> 02:21:00.120 That is actually so cute like I'm not even kidding chat that is so cute 02:21:00.120 --> 02:21:04.360 I actually love that one. I'm not even kidding. I'd love it. Wow 02:21:05.560 --> 02:21:08.120 very nice memento great memento 02:21:09.800 --> 02:21:11.800 I need to fix this though 02:21:12.280 --> 02:21:14.280 All right guys without further ado 02:21:15.000 --> 02:21:16.280 It's time 02:21:16.280 --> 02:21:18.440 It's time guys without further ado 02:21:19.160 --> 02:21:23.240 The rainbow is magic mode. I'm heading in here. I'm heading in here 02:21:23.960 --> 02:21:29.320 And sis does I'm playing see I switched to pc now. Don't worry. Uh control the fam 02:21:29.320 --> 02:21:31.320 I'm never switching up on y'all 02:21:32.680 --> 02:21:34.680 I don't control too much, but 02:21:35.400 --> 02:21:39.680 We are on PC now chat look at my PC stats y'all 02:21:40.280 --> 02:21:46.400 Look at my PC stats y'all like like bro. I'm gonna have a 2kd in and the road 02:21:49.240 --> 02:21:55.160 And like I said, we have to keep grinding so we can solo queue the champion rip the alpha packs chat 02:21:55.160 --> 02:22:00.640 I'm gonna save up until I get 100 alpha packs so then we can pack your black eyes. Who am I kidding? 02:22:00.640 --> 02:22:02.640 We're never packing that shit anyways 02:22:07.800 --> 02:22:14.500 If you genuinely somebody said they're copying cod with the skins and then somebody else said if you genuinely believe a skin can make a game 02:22:14.500 --> 02:22:17.140 Cod yeah, you ever to be honest, bro 02:22:18.440 --> 02:22:20.440 Love to 02:22:20.440 --> 02:22:29.560 Siege, for me personally, is my most played game in my entire life, because I love Siege. 02:22:29.560 --> 02:22:34.400 What you're not going to do is compare Call of Duty to Siege, because that's how you get 02:22:34.400 --> 02:22:36.420 punched in the fucking face. 02:22:36.420 --> 02:22:39.840 That's how you get- if you compare Cobb to Siege, bro, you should get punched in- 02:22:39.840 --> 02:22:42.280 Okay, I'm going to play Fenrir. 02:22:42.280 --> 02:22:48.840 I'm going to play Fenrir because, like, let's be honest, he's slaying. 02:22:48.840 --> 02:22:50.920 I'm going to play Fenrir because he's slang. 02:22:50.920 --> 02:22:51.760 Like, don't get me wrong. 02:22:51.760 --> 02:22:54.200 You can say a lot of things about Siege. 02:22:54.200 --> 02:22:56.080 The game has a horrible anti-cheat. 02:22:56.080 --> 02:22:58.800 The game doesn't do enough frequent updates. 02:22:58.800 --> 02:23:01.280 The game is very slow-paced and some people don't like that. 02:23:01.280 --> 02:23:04.680 What you're not going to do is compare Siege to Call of Duty. 02:23:04.680 --> 02:23:06.760 Because that means you're just high on weed, brother. 02:23:13.640 --> 02:23:16.240 And you can even say Ubisoft is a horrible developer. 02:23:16.240 --> 02:23:18.320 You can say that. 02:23:18.320 --> 02:23:20.640 Yeah, I mean their track record isn't great. 02:23:20.640 --> 02:23:22.640 Ubisoft Connect still doesn't work. 02:23:22.640 --> 02:23:24.640 But what you're not gonna say is that Zee's coming. 02:23:24.640 --> 02:23:28.640 This is the third air disc, you're not getting another one! 02:23:28.640 --> 02:23:52.160 This just unlocks a lot of zest in me, I don't know, I love rainbow and spagic! 02:23:52.160 --> 02:23:57.160 I'll get it let's go let's go. So everybody's orange and I have a pistol. 02:24:03.160 --> 02:24:05.160 I can't go over there. 02:24:10.160 --> 02:24:15.160 What? That was so unlucky. That was so unlucky. 02:24:22.160 --> 02:24:32.160 Mr. Bear, he's being attacked! Mr. Bear! 02:24:33.160 --> 02:24:36.160 What? That's a flashbang! 02:24:41.160 --> 02:24:43.160 Two minutes with me. 02:24:52.160 --> 02:24:57.160 Grandiordan! Coming out of nowhere! 02:24:57.160 --> 02:25:02.160 What I thought we do? 02:25:02.160 --> 02:25:04.160 Wait, we attack it? 02:25:04.160 --> 02:25:05.160 Boss! 02:25:22.160 --> 02:25:29.160 Nice guys. 02:25:29.160 --> 02:25:39.600 Bro, this is too easy for the kid. 02:25:39.600 --> 02:25:46.600 Did we win? 02:25:46.600 --> 02:25:47.600 What? 02:25:47.600 --> 02:25:48.600 What? 02:25:48.600 --> 02:25:49.600 What? 02:25:49.600 --> 02:25:50.600 What? 02:25:50.600 --> 02:25:55.120 teammate finish the uh finish the bear. 02:25:55.120 --> 02:25:56.120 Mr. Bader. 02:25:56.120 --> 02:25:57.600 Tell them to get a flashbang. 02:25:57.600 --> 02:25:58.600 Watch this. 02:25:58.600 --> 02:25:59.600 Shit. 02:25:59.600 --> 02:26:00.600 Where I got double swung. 02:26:00.600 --> 02:26:01.600 See now this? 02:26:01.600 --> 02:26:02.600 Only three. 02:26:02.600 --> 02:26:13.600 This mode reminds me of call of duty. 02:26:13.600 --> 02:26:15.600 I don't mind stimming though. 02:26:15.600 --> 02:26:25.600 Mr. Bear. 02:26:25.600 --> 02:26:43.600 How's the Bear not dying? 02:26:43.600 --> 02:27:00.080 it is! 10 and 3 Lee, man! 10 and 3 Lee! Okay, China should we play next? Bro, but none 02:27:00.080 --> 02:27:11.600 of them slay. What? None of them slay. What? This mode reminds me of Tarpon Spray. 02:27:13.600 --> 02:27:15.600 Are we dead of ass right now? 02:27:15.600 --> 02:27:17.600 This mode reminds you of Tarpen Springs. 02:27:17.600 --> 02:27:19.600 Are we dead of ass, bro? 02:27:19.600 --> 02:27:22.600 Are we dead fucking ass, buddy? 02:27:22.600 --> 02:27:25.600 This mode reminds you of Tarpen Springs. 02:27:25.600 --> 02:27:28.600 I see no difference. 02:27:28.600 --> 02:27:31.600 This is Tarpen Springs reincarnated. 02:27:31.600 --> 02:27:34.600 The game was simple. Destroy the fake Mr. Bear. 02:27:34.600 --> 02:27:37.600 Destroy the fake Mr. Bear. 02:27:39.600 --> 02:27:41.600 Mr. Bear! 02:27:44.320 --> 02:27:46.320 You're blasted 02:27:53.600 --> 02:27:59.260 What my bad, bro, holy shit, he's pretty nice 02:28:04.720 --> 02:28:06.720 Somebody's shooting mr. Bear 02:28:13.600 --> 02:28:18.880 Oh my god, I'm getting giddy partied! 02:28:18.880 --> 02:28:21.880 There's three big men on me! 02:28:21.880 --> 02:28:24.880 Mr. Bear was under attack! 02:28:24.880 --> 02:28:27.880 Mr. Bear was under attack! 02:28:27.880 --> 02:28:29.880 Mr. Bear! 02:28:29.880 --> 02:28:32.880 Two minutes of playtime remained. 02:28:32.880 --> 02:28:33.880 Bah! 02:28:33.880 --> 02:28:34.880 Bro, how did the smol- 02:28:34.880 --> 02:28:35.880 What the fuck?! 02:28:35.880 --> 02:28:36.880 How did the smol- 02:28:36.880 --> 02:28:37.880 How did the smol- 02:28:37.880 --> 02:28:38.880 How did the smol- 02:28:38.880 --> 02:28:39.880 How did the smol- 02:28:39.880 --> 02:28:40.880 How did the smol- 02:28:40.880 --> 02:28:41.880 How did the smol- 02:28:41.880 --> 02:28:42.880 How did the smol- 02:28:42.880 --> 02:29:07.960 I've never been one to be good with pistols oh he's behind me he's behind me okay sure 02:29:07.960 --> 02:29:21.440 bro you know what yeah yeah you're behind me dude why not mr. bear oh my 02:29:21.440 --> 02:29:28.480 god fuck but this guy's hiding quarters 02:29:38.960 --> 02:29:41.960 Genly, Genly, these guys are crans bro, Genly. 02:29:52.460 --> 02:29:53.960 Dead Genly, Genly. 02:30:02.460 --> 02:30:03.960 Mr Bear! 02:30:07.960 --> 02:30:10.660 BOX! WHAT THE BOX?! 02:30:11.680 --> 02:30:13.360 HE IMPACTED ME! 02:30:20.760 --> 02:30:22.260 Save one lucky, bro! 02:30:25.960 --> 02:30:26.960 Mr. Bear! 02:30:27.960 --> 02:30:28.960 Mr. Bear! 02:30:32.960 --> 02:30:34.460 NICE GUYS! 02:30:34.960 --> 02:30:35.960 There it is! 02:30:37.960 --> 02:30:45.780 Bro chat these guys are not good y'all. 02:30:45.780 --> 02:30:47.740 These guys are not good y'all. 02:30:47.740 --> 02:30:50.140 Tampon Springs POV. 02:30:50.140 --> 02:30:52.140 What is Jiddy playing? 02:30:52.140 --> 02:30:53.140 Mooda da moooda da. 02:30:53.140 --> 02:30:57.180 This is like a, this is like a good mode, bro. 02:30:57.180 --> 02:30:59.380 The impact one shots people? 02:30:59.380 --> 02:31:00.380 Alright. 02:31:00.380 --> 02:31:04.380 I mean I'm 17 and 8, should I have 20 kills? 02:31:04.380 --> 02:31:05.380 Probably. 02:31:05.380 --> 02:31:08.820 Ruben, I keep thinking like freaky rats who just rat in corners. 02:31:08.820 --> 02:31:10.380 Why are you ratting in this mode? 02:31:12.260 --> 02:31:13.580 Have a little fun, buddy. 02:31:22.940 --> 02:31:24.580 Jinx you this, Momento? I got it, though. 02:31:24.580 --> 02:31:25.300 It's been most simple. 02:31:25.300 --> 02:31:27.020 Sista, sista, I already got it. 02:31:27.020 --> 02:31:28.980 I'm gonna bust it out in rank today 02:31:28.980 --> 02:31:31.740 when I bust it open some ass! 02:31:31.740 --> 02:31:34.300 Wait chat, 4v5, we should always lose here. 02:31:35.380 --> 02:31:41.700 We got a lot of dorks still 02:31:53.980 --> 02:31:58.300 What guys I'm so bad with the 02:32:05.380 --> 02:32:22.580 Oh my god, get you out, get you out! 02:32:22.580 --> 02:32:25.060 Two minutes of playtime remain. 02:32:25.060 --> 02:32:26.060 Mr. Bear? 02:32:26.060 --> 02:32:33.860 You're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna 02:32:33.860 --> 02:32:34.860 die! 02:32:34.860 --> 02:32:38.860 You're gonna die! You're gonna die! 02:32:38.860 --> 02:32:40.860 Fuuuuck! 02:32:40.860 --> 02:32:43.860 I didn't hear that guy. I did not hear that guy. 02:32:44.860 --> 02:32:45.860 Did we win? 02:32:48.860 --> 02:32:50.860 Dad, did we win or did we lose? 02:32:52.860 --> 02:32:53.860 Dad! 02:32:56.860 --> 02:33:00.860 But you know what it is? Leaning. Leaning messes up your pistol shots. I swear. 02:33:00.860 --> 02:33:02.860 Come here, Mr. Bear. 02:33:02.860 --> 02:33:07.860 Mr. Bear bend over. Mr. Bear bend over. 02:33:15.860 --> 02:33:17.860 Oh my god! Oh my god! 02:33:17.860 --> 02:33:20.860 What's that with Tom and Jerry ass fight? What's that? 02:33:21.860 --> 02:33:24.860 What's that with Tom and Jerry ass fight? What's that? 02:33:28.860 --> 02:33:30.860 Come here, boss! 02:33:30.860 --> 02:33:37.860 Mr. Bear 02:33:37.860 --> 02:33:44.860 Mr. Bear was in danger 02:33:54.860 --> 02:33:59.860 Mr. Bear 02:33:59.860 --> 02:34:09.140 You're gonna die you're gonna die you're gonna die you're gonna die 02:34:21.540 --> 02:34:24.540 But it went grab more damage sure to be one 02:34:29.860 --> 02:34:37.860 26 kills. How the fuck did I not get MPPed? What? 02:34:47.860 --> 02:34:57.860 Slap. Chat. Slap. Okay, okay, okay. Now chat. 02:34:59.860 --> 02:35:07.860 Now that the fun is over, it is time for pain, suffering, and depression. 02:35:07.860 --> 02:35:11.860 Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege ranked here, I come. 02:35:11.860 --> 02:35:15.860 First things first, let me add up the leg for the stream slide to the jackpot. 02:35:29.860 --> 02:35:43.480 I'm not dead chat. I didn't die. I'm not fucking dead. And if I was dead, why would you say 02:35:43.480 --> 02:35:49.080 fly low? I'm not dead. It's time for it to like guys, I'm going to go drain the main 02:35:49.080 --> 02:35:56.360 vein aka Tinko aka relieve my Johnson. And it's time for solo queue to champion on 02:35:56.360 --> 02:36:00.160 on PC day 10 solo queue to champion on PC day 10. 02:36:00.160 --> 02:36:02.160 Let's fucking go, let's go. 02:36:26.360 --> 02:36:28.360 You 02:36:56.360 --> 02:36:58.360 You 02:37:56.360 --> 02:38:16.840 Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to reach champion. 02:38:16.840 --> 02:38:20.640 Why did I come back and somebody in my chat just said the dark mall? 02:38:20.640 --> 02:38:25.640 Yo, guys, who is ready to win this game? 02:38:25.640 --> 02:38:32.640 I mean, I don't want to start a losing streak or anything. 02:38:32.640 --> 02:38:34.640 And that is my type of guy. 02:38:34.640 --> 02:38:36.640 That's my type of guy right there. 02:38:36.640 --> 02:38:39.640 Me neither, Brown. Let's do this. 02:38:39.640 --> 02:38:43.640 I was just in VP last game. I don't want to lose now. 02:38:43.640 --> 02:38:47.640 Jinxie loving these rerun streams. 02:38:47.640 --> 02:38:53.640 If you say some stupid shit like that again, as God as my witness, 02:38:53.640 --> 02:38:57.800 You will never show your face in this channel ever again 02:39:12.680 --> 02:39:14.680 Yo 02:39:23.640 --> 02:39:25.640 I 02:40:23.640 --> 02:40:25.640 holy shit 02:40:25.640 --> 02:40:26.640 4 eliminated 02:40:26.640 --> 02:40:27.640 it's just successful 02:40:32.640 --> 02:40:34.640 is that controller in my scene? 02:40:34.640 --> 02:40:36.640 yeah i'm on uh i'm on controller brother 02:40:38.640 --> 02:40:39.640 why do you sound like jinksy? 02:40:42.640 --> 02:40:43.640 because i am him 02:40:44.640 --> 02:40:45.640 chat 02:40:45.640 --> 02:40:47.640 why not? why not bro 02:40:47.640 --> 02:40:49.640 3 aces in 2 days guys 02:40:49.640 --> 02:40:50.640 that is disgusting 02:40:50.640 --> 02:40:52.640 3 aces in 2 days 02:40:53.640 --> 02:41:01.160 3 aces in 2 days. That is, I've never done that in my entire life, ever. I've played this 02:41:01.160 --> 02:41:08.760 game for 11 years, I've never done that for 10 years. No, 10 years. 3 aces in 2 days. 02:41:08.760 --> 02:41:12.320 That is disgusting. Like, that is actually disgusting. 02:41:12.320 --> 02:41:21.320 KK, thank you for watching. Thank you for watching. Thank you for watching. Thank 02:41:21.320 --> 02:41:24.320 I'm not thinking about the prime graph, I'm thinking about a problem, I'm thinking about a photo! 02:41:24.320 --> 02:41:26.320 And R thinking about a photo! 02:41:29.320 --> 02:41:33.320 PC might be the move, bro, that's what I'm saying. I might never play console again. 02:41:33.320 --> 02:41:35.320 All my friends put the PC anyway. 02:41:35.320 --> 02:41:40.320 So what's left for me on console? All my friends are PC. All of them. 02:41:44.320 --> 02:41:46.320 Dude, three aces in two days. 02:41:46.320 --> 02:41:49.320 Yeah, so if you're the real GenC, can you say balls are right? 02:42:19.320 --> 02:42:21.320 portable PC 02:42:22.320 --> 02:42:24.320 Wait, what the fuck 02:42:49.320 --> 02:42:51.320 Jay went to PC. 02:42:51.320 --> 02:42:54.320 Oh, my friends are PC. 02:42:54.320 --> 02:42:55.320 I was the last one to move. 02:42:55.320 --> 02:42:58.320 I genuinely thought you were like a sound boarder at first, bro. 02:42:58.320 --> 02:42:59.320 What the fuck? 02:42:59.320 --> 02:43:00.320 I know, right? 02:43:00.320 --> 02:43:01.320 It's unreal at all. 02:43:01.320 --> 02:43:02.320 Yeah. 02:43:02.320 --> 02:43:06.320 It makes sense, because I did start playing PC until like literally eight days ago, so. 02:43:06.320 --> 02:43:07.320 Yeah, no, I heard. 02:43:07.320 --> 02:43:09.320 How do you like it? 02:43:09.320 --> 02:43:11.320 Is it as toxic as people make it out to be? 02:43:11.320 --> 02:43:13.320 No, it's actually less toxic than console. 02:43:13.320 --> 02:43:14.320 I'm not a fan. 02:43:14.320 --> 02:43:16.320 Yeah, are we chill people, Jay-C? 02:43:16.320 --> 02:43:22.320 I think PC players are just older so they're naturally more mature, but some of them are still psychotic. 02:43:22.320 --> 02:43:24.320 Hey, that's in my name, bro. 02:43:24.320 --> 02:43:26.320 How old do you think you are? 02:43:26.320 --> 02:43:29.320 In Customs. Yeah, like, in Customs. 02:43:33.320 --> 02:43:36.320 Apologies for even stepping into a lobby with you. 02:43:40.320 --> 02:43:41.320 Me, huh. 02:43:41.320 --> 02:43:45.320 Apol- I'm gonna apologize for even stepping into a lobby with you. 02:43:46.320 --> 02:43:48.320 Yeah, that's 02:43:52.680 --> 02:43:58.760 Yeah, you wanna know something funny once in custom now that I say this it's gonna turn into a nightmare, but you want to know something funny 02:44:01.080 --> 02:44:03.660 You guys remember how much I would get team killed on console 02:44:03.660 --> 02:44:06.880 I don't even think I've been team killed on PC. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck right now 02:44:07.560 --> 02:44:12.620 Aside from when Sina was trolling I don't think I've been killed on PC a single the team killed on PC a single time 02:44:12.620 --> 02:44:16.620 I'm not sure. It's actually the same. Yo, one's catwalk. 02:44:38.380 --> 02:44:41.020 They're all in A, and sight armor. 02:44:41.020 --> 02:44:43.020 Hi dear, hi dear. 02:44:44.020 --> 02:44:46.020 We sold it to Snake Blind. 02:44:49.020 --> 02:44:52.020 Mission failed. All friendly were eliminated. 02:44:53.020 --> 02:44:56.020 Jinxy, we already know this is pre-recorded. SHUT THE FUCK UP! 02:45:00.020 --> 02:45:03.020 It's a live stream, there's no pre-recording shit! 02:45:06.020 --> 02:45:09.020 Jinxy, I got an exam tomorrow. Any advice? 02:45:09.020 --> 02:45:11.800 Sit next to a smart kid and cheat. 02:45:11.800 --> 02:45:14.180 If I didn't do that, I would have not even passed school. 02:45:14.180 --> 02:45:16.780 Just sit next to the smartest kid you know and cheat. 02:45:16.780 --> 02:45:18.860 But you have to be Dexter Morgan 02:45:18.860 --> 02:45:21.420 and make sure you don't get caught. 02:45:21.420 --> 02:45:22.580 Make sure you don't get caught. 02:45:22.580 --> 02:45:24.340 You have to be Dexter Morgan. 02:45:24.340 --> 02:45:26.920 Sit next to the smartest kid and just cheat, bro. 02:45:26.920 --> 02:45:29.300 But like, you need to be like literally 02:45:29.300 --> 02:45:30.380 droning the objective. 02:45:30.380 --> 02:45:31.460 Like every time... 02:45:39.020 --> 02:45:47.120 yep there is chocolate protein shake all over the floor like every 10 seconds I 02:45:47.120 --> 02:45:51.040 need you to be scanning and seeing if there's an enemy on you aka your 02:45:51.040 --> 02:46:01.120 teacher I forgot to play Rudy again clean it up I'm in the middle of a 02:46:01.120 --> 02:46:04.340 ranked game bro brother I wouldn't even clean my pants in the middle of a 02:46:04.340 --> 02:46:06.340 Yeah 02:46:34.340 --> 02:46:48.340 No, but back to what I was saying guys, I wouldn't even clean my uh, my pants in the middle of the ranked game. I'm not cleaning my fucking floor. You got me geeked. You actually got me geeked. 02:47:04.340 --> 02:47:11.340 of 02:47:11.340 --> 02:47:15.340 all of the 02:47:15.340 --> 02:47:19.340 death of 02:47:19.340 --> 02:47:21.340 death 02:47:21.340 --> 02:47:24.340 of 02:47:24.340 --> 02:47:29.340 death 02:47:29.340 --> 02:47:33.340 of 02:47:33.340 --> 02:47:35.340 Oh 02:47:58.660 --> 02:48:01.780 Where is this guy oh my god 02:48:03.340 --> 02:48:13.340 Just on the metal railing, Vaas? 02:48:13.340 --> 02:48:24.340 Jesus, bro. 02:48:24.340 --> 02:48:31.340 Prochat, it's because this protein shake is all over the floor and it's giving me anxiety. 02:48:31.340 --> 02:48:33.140 Does this protein shake is all over the floor? 02:48:33.140 --> 02:48:34.620 Chad, it's your main anxiety. 02:48:34.620 --> 02:48:35.820 That it ass, that it ass. 02:48:46.200 --> 02:48:47.040 Clean it then. 02:48:47.040 --> 02:48:48.140 Let me say this again. 02:48:49.740 --> 02:48:54.340 Everything in life can wait until after the ranked game. 02:48:54.340 --> 02:48:56.180 You're getting invaded by the FBI. 02:48:56.180 --> 02:48:57.820 Wait till after the ranked game. 02:48:57.820 --> 02:48:59.380 Your house is burning down. 02:48:59.380 --> 02:49:01.260 Wait till after the ranked game. 02:49:01.260 --> 02:49:03.500 There's protein shake all over your floor. 02:49:03.500 --> 02:49:04.820 Wait till after the ranked game. 02:49:04.820 --> 02:49:05.900 You pissed yourself. 02:49:05.900 --> 02:49:07.180 Wait till after the ranked game. 02:49:07.180 --> 02:49:08.460 Your girlfriend's calling you. 02:49:08.460 --> 02:49:10.020 Wait till after the ranked game. 02:49:10.020 --> 02:49:11.340 I'm not gonna clean something 02:49:11.340 --> 02:49:13.220 in a fucking ranked match. 02:49:13.220 --> 02:49:16.500 For all hands down, they started stringing slaying to you. 02:49:16.500 --> 02:49:18.380 What do you take it as? 02:49:18.380 --> 02:49:20.100 A fucking joke? 02:49:21.620 --> 02:49:22.900 Yeah, I haven't logged it up today though, 02:49:22.900 --> 02:49:23.740 that's where I'm good. 02:49:23.740 --> 02:49:24.700 But yeah, I agree. 02:49:24.700 --> 02:49:25.820 I got rammed above 02:49:25.820 --> 02:49:27.900 and then like solo pushed by Goku B. 02:49:29.140 --> 02:49:31.020 Yeah, I'm gonna say that. 02:49:31.020 --> 02:49:32.900 because I'm coping with my loss right now. 02:49:32.900 --> 02:49:33.900 Yeah, so. 02:49:39.700 --> 02:49:41.740 And bro, that's the beauty of streaming too. 02:49:41.740 --> 02:49:43.220 Every time you lose or do bad, 02:49:43.220 --> 02:49:45.420 you could just chalk it up to stream slapping. 02:49:45.420 --> 02:49:46.740 No, trust me, I get it. 02:49:48.100 --> 02:49:49.340 I genuinely thought you were AI. 02:49:49.340 --> 02:49:50.460 Like, I know AI's going crazy. 02:49:50.460 --> 02:49:51.500 Yeah, I know, bro. 02:49:51.500 --> 02:49:53.300 Didn't expect you to be real. 02:49:56.620 --> 02:49:58.660 Bro, are there AI geeksies running around 02:49:58.660 --> 02:49:59.500 in front of the mask? 02:49:59.500 --> 02:50:00.340 I need you to be yelling the mic, 02:50:00.340 --> 02:50:13.340 I don't know if you got like our voices going through or anything, but he recognized my voice 02:50:13.340 --> 02:50:19.340 and he was like wait a minute. 02:50:19.340 --> 02:50:24.340 No, yeah, your voices are on the stream. 02:50:24.340 --> 02:50:28.340 No, another thing, dude, they started talking in chat, so I don't know if you saw like the team chat. 02:50:28.340 --> 02:50:30.340 They're like saying if it was 02:50:35.700 --> 02:50:37.780 Just like how's that happen a lot though? 02:51:28.340 --> 02:51:40.000 I thought the boss GM two bullets not three. I thought the boss GM two. It's cuz he's not 02:51:40.000 --> 02:51:47.380 using a boss. I thought that I'm not even kidding. I thought it was a visual boss. I'm not even 02:51:47.380 --> 02:51:58.100 kidding. I'm not even kidding. I thought it was a visual boss. I swear to God. 02:51:58.100 --> 02:52:02.700 It's the most embarrassing way to die I think of all time brother brother. I thought 02:52:08.460 --> 02:52:12.520 Bro I was gonna walk at him and like flash because I thought he was gonna reload his S.M.E. 12 02:52:16.260 --> 02:52:22.420 Did you try shooting him oh, oh no Noah, let me try that next time a month Ben Noah 02:52:22.420 --> 02:52:29.420 Yeah, Noah. No fucking shit I tried shooting him. What are you saying, Noah? No shit, 02:52:29.420 --> 02:52:31.420 dipshit! 02:52:41.420 --> 02:52:47.420 W, Noah. Great question. Valid question. No, it's not. Guys, he said it. Did you try 02:52:47.420 --> 02:52:50.660 Try shooting him as I'm shooting. 02:52:50.660 --> 02:52:51.500 No shit. 02:52:54.620 --> 02:52:57.020 Do you have eyes, Nicholas? 02:53:03.620 --> 02:53:04.620 W question. 02:53:07.420 --> 02:53:09.700 All right, this is LeBron James, 02:53:09.700 --> 02:53:12.100 three to one comeback right now. 02:53:12.100 --> 02:53:13.100 Yeah, I'm locking right now. 02:53:13.100 --> 02:53:14.100 So I'm styling you right now. 02:53:14.100 --> 02:53:15.660 It's like, nervous. 02:53:15.660 --> 02:53:18.940 I'm so I'm so like my car dude like 02:53:32.940 --> 02:53:37.580 Wait easy to like the leg on the verse it's bro. Thank you bro. Wait yo, do you guys wanna 02:53:37.960 --> 02:53:41.040 Break the hatch up top and then we get verte and then no mad plank. I like just 02:53:45.660 --> 02:53:46.160 Alright. 02:53:50.760 --> 02:53:52.560 I'll bring Hibana, we'll break the hatch. 02:53:52.560 --> 02:53:54.760 Nomad, nomad off top, metal top east. 02:53:54.760 --> 02:53:56.760 We have to all go up top and tear it down. 02:53:56.760 --> 02:53:57.760 There's nobody with the wrong thing. 02:54:03.760 --> 02:54:05.760 You're the Bradley Beale of R6. 02:54:06.260 --> 02:54:07.660 Hey, hems up, hems up! 02:54:07.660 --> 02:54:09.460 YOU WANNA GET BAMBED! 02:54:11.160 --> 02:54:14.260 There's a lot of people teetering on the line of BULLSHIT TODAY! 02:54:15.660 --> 02:54:22.660 The Bradley Beal of R6, are we dead ass? 02:54:22.660 --> 02:54:26.660 He must recover the damage. 02:54:26.660 --> 02:54:35.940 What am I dying for? 02:54:35.940 --> 02:54:36.940 He was on a bullet hole there. 02:54:36.940 --> 02:54:37.940 I got him. 02:54:37.940 --> 02:54:38.940 I got him. 02:54:38.940 --> 02:54:39.940 I got him. 02:54:39.940 --> 02:54:40.940 I got him. 02:54:40.940 --> 02:54:41.940 I got him. 02:54:41.940 --> 02:54:42.940 I got him. 02:54:42.940 --> 02:54:43.940 I got him. 02:54:43.940 --> 02:54:44.940 I got him. 02:54:44.940 --> 02:54:46.940 Cameras broken 02:54:58.860 --> 02:55:00.860 Well, the wind summoning me son 02:55:14.940 --> 02:55:25.940 I'm good. Nice meeting you, bro. GG. GG's guys. GG's guys. 02:55:25.940 --> 02:55:31.940 Nice meeting you. Sorry I let you down. Nope. You're good. I've made like shit too. 02:55:31.940 --> 02:55:42.940 No, because it irritated me because last match I was literally MVP and won and then this one I lose. 02:55:42.940 --> 02:55:46.380 the end of the cycle of stage dude. 02:55:46.380 --> 02:55:47.460 You know I get that. 02:55:47.460 --> 02:55:48.300 Take it easy. 02:55:50.160 --> 02:55:54.760 Miho, miho, miho, miho, miho, miho, miho. 02:55:57.340 --> 02:55:58.720 My Katie went down. 02:55:59.900 --> 02:56:01.260 My Katie went down. 02:56:02.140 --> 02:56:03.980 My Katie went down, bro. 02:56:07.420 --> 02:56:10.300 Jeff, should we still pay for his payment anyways? 02:56:10.300 --> 02:56:11.700 Wait, how do you, like, 02:56:11.700 --> 02:56:16.820 chat. How do I get a recently played with person in my party? How do I do that? How do I do that? 02:56:18.500 --> 02:56:24.340 Bro solo acuing to gold? Yep. Yep, for sure, bro. How do we do that? 02:56:27.140 --> 02:56:28.260 How do you, how do you do that? 02:56:31.300 --> 02:56:32.180 R6 tracker. 02:56:36.580 --> 02:56:40.180 So he was the flat one, right? Is there a way to find his thing? 02:56:41.700 --> 02:57:00.100 Check. Can somebody find his Ubisoft correct? Can somebody find his Ubisoft correct? Surely 02:57:00.100 --> 02:57:19.180 somebody's gonna find it. He was the plot one. What was his name? Let's pay it off 02:57:19.180 --> 02:57:21.860 anyways, bro. 02:57:25.180 --> 02:57:29.660 People in chat are typing their own names. I'm just waiting for high-vives. Chat 02:57:29.660 --> 02:57:32.340 It's not gonna work like as soon as I hear your voice. I'm gonna know it's not him 02:57:34.580 --> 02:57:39.060 Waiting for it to update okay chat is typing their own names 02:57:45.220 --> 02:57:49.340 Let's pay it anyways do if he if we can get it get him in if we can get him in oh 02:57:49.340 --> 02:57:57.260 Oh, wow, hi-vis is finding his name. 02:57:57.260 --> 02:58:11.260 I need to get this fucking chocolate milk off my fucking floor. 02:58:41.260 --> 02:58:54.260 Wow, that is going to stain like a motherfucker. 02:58:54.260 --> 02:59:05.260 Bro, that is going to stain like a motherfucker. 02:59:35.260 --> 02:59:42.260 Did you find him, Hibis? 02:59:42.260 --> 02:59:49.260 No way, Hibis! 02:59:49.260 --> 02:59:56.260 All right, that protein shake is going to stay so fucking hard. 02:59:56.260 --> 03:00:00.940 Fucking hard that protein shake is gonna stang so hard 03:00:09.220 --> 03:00:11.220 Yo 03:00:12.020 --> 03:00:15.500 Wait, yo, we're you wait wait psycho 03:00:16.860 --> 03:00:24.220 Yo, bro, I'm just gonna pay for your car payment anyways, bro. No for real. Yeah, bro. I don't I don't mind that all you just some 03:00:24.220 --> 03:00:34.700 God yeah, yeah, don't do that bro. You're good, bro. Um, how can I get your PayPal? Is there a way I could get your PayPal? 03:00:35.780 --> 03:00:39.040 I mean, I don't I don't have PayPal. I use I use cash up 03:00:40.220 --> 03:00:42.220 Highbites, can I have to make a PayPal? 03:00:43.900 --> 03:00:50.100 Hold up, let me ask hi guys really quick. I might be able to send it to hi guys and he catch up you and like increments and whatever 03:00:51.180 --> 03:00:53.180 Yo, what's up chat? 03:00:54.220 --> 03:01:02.740 I didn't even know if I was going to be able to find you because I had streamer mode on. 03:01:02.740 --> 03:01:07.820 Dude, I literally joined your chat and I was like, this is crazy and then I see people saying 03:01:07.820 --> 03:01:10.780 something about the car and I'm like, there's no way. 03:01:10.780 --> 03:01:14.500 Like in my heart's pounding, bro, it feels like it's going to jump on my chest. 03:01:14.500 --> 03:01:15.500 I got you, bro. 03:01:15.500 --> 03:01:17.500 I'm just waiting for Havas to respond. 03:01:17.500 --> 03:01:18.500 Havas, do you have cash apps? 03:01:18.500 --> 03:01:20.500 Yo, there's my homeboy, Nez, by the way. 03:01:20.500 --> 03:01:22.500 Nez, what's up, bro? 03:01:22.500 --> 03:01:25.500 Oh, hi guys. 03:01:25.500 --> 03:01:30.500 Wait, guys, do you have PayPal that I can send it to you and you send it to him? 03:01:30.500 --> 03:01:32.500 No, I don't. I don't. Unfortunately, I don't. 03:01:32.500 --> 03:01:40.500 Okay, hi guys. It's banned on Cash App and I banned on Cash App as well because somebody hacked my account. 03:01:40.500 --> 03:01:48.500 I mean, do you think you could just wait for him to make his PayPal and then just he can wait for the ban? 03:01:48.500 --> 03:01:50.500 Yeah, yeah, that's totally fine, bro 03:01:52.540 --> 03:01:55.260 Bro, um, I just add you on discord 03:01:56.300 --> 03:02:01.140 Holy shit, I mean excuse my language. Yeah, bro. Yeah, you can do all right 03:02:02.600 --> 03:02:06.620 What is your adult say actually just say your discord and then I'll add you 03:02:12.620 --> 03:02:14.620 I have cash out bro, don't worry 03:02:14.620 --> 03:02:19.620 It's the same as a UB soft user. 03:02:19.620 --> 03:02:22.620 Wait, his discord is his UB? 03:02:22.620 --> 03:02:24.620 Yeah, it's the same. 03:02:24.620 --> 03:02:26.620 Yeah, that's true. 03:02:26.620 --> 03:02:30.620 Psychopathic with an X instead of an O. Got it. 03:02:44.620 --> 03:03:02.620 Yo, yo, bro, I just sent you a firm request on discord. 03:03:02.620 --> 03:03:08.620 Just like, did you get it? Did you get it? 03:03:08.620 --> 03:03:11.620 Not gonna lie. I don't even know if this is a real you. 03:03:11.620 --> 03:03:12.620 Like there's so many Jinxies. 03:03:12.620 --> 03:03:15.620 It should be underscore Jinxie with a Jinxie logo. 03:03:15.620 --> 03:03:20.620 Just add me back and then I'll tell you if I see you on my popup. 03:03:20.620 --> 03:03:22.620 It's underscore Jinxie. 03:03:22.620 --> 03:03:25.620 Oh, I see you. I see you just adding me. 03:03:25.620 --> 03:03:27.620 You have the yellow propa picture? 03:03:27.620 --> 03:03:30.620 Wait, was that the one? Was that the one? 03:03:30.620 --> 03:03:37.540 It's your profile picture yellow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a little. Yeah, we just like smiling. Yeah. I have you added 03:03:37.540 --> 03:03:40.780 So bro, just um text me your PayPal. All right, and I'll just send it over 03:03:41.420 --> 03:03:46.360 Okay, dude. Yeah, man. Thanks. Yeah. Wow. No problem at all brother a nice meeting y'all too 03:03:48.860 --> 03:03:50.860 Yeah, all right 03:03:54.260 --> 03:03:58.500 Okay, coach me Jesus. All right, we did like chat we did 03:03:58.500 --> 03:04:03.360 extended our losing streak though but we did get Hilo back from the cheater so 03:04:03.360 --> 03:04:12.060 who cares. Bro this protein shake is gonna stain all over my floor. Bro this 03:04:12.060 --> 03:04:16.080 is bro I don't know why but I swear to god protein shakes stain more than 03:04:16.080 --> 03:04:23.460 anything they're like so thick. We instantly found a match which is 03:04:23.460 --> 03:04:34.940 normally a bad sign? Can I still have not, what's it going? I still have not been, you 03:04:34.940 --> 03:04:39.140 know, I texted you my rank and I still entered a response late. No, XQC, I added you into 03:04:39.140 --> 03:04:44.460 the Twitter group chat. You're in, brother. I saved the spot for you, X. I got you, 03:04:44.460 --> 03:04:50.260 X, I got you, dude. 03:04:50.260 --> 03:04:57.260 You good, you good. 03:04:57.260 --> 03:05:06.560 I got you, X. 03:05:06.560 --> 03:05:12.020 I know you're not great at texting, so I just saved you as part of your list. 03:05:12.020 --> 03:05:14.820 I knew you would probably want to play because you play League. 03:05:17.420 --> 03:05:18.720 Okay, I have to play a rune this game. 03:05:20.320 --> 03:05:21.420 So I have to play a rune this game. 03:05:21.420 --> 03:05:23.420 Have to play a rune, have to play a rune, have to play a rune. 03:05:29.620 --> 03:05:31.320 Is the full official list out? 03:05:33.220 --> 03:05:34.820 X, no. 03:05:35.620 --> 03:05:39.520 It's, I think we have 31 people, 32. 03:05:40.620 --> 03:05:41.820 I don't have all 40 yet. 03:05:42.820 --> 03:05:47.140 But x I've asked everybody their peak rank and their roles and their hours played 03:05:48.460 --> 03:05:51.340 Which just be great good roles because nobody has their hours played 03:05:54.420 --> 03:05:56.620 All right chat I'm on a Rudy I'm on a Rudy 03:05:57.380 --> 03:06:03.620 X is gonna be early bro. So make sure you set an alarm for Monday x is gonna be at like four because a lot of EU people playing 03:06:04.300 --> 03:06:06.300 So set an alarm for like three X 03:06:06.980 --> 03:06:09.220 Don't sleep in bro. It's not like ten alarms 03:07:12.020 --> 03:07:14.020 Oh 03:07:20.420 --> 03:07:22.420 Fuck 03:07:42.020 --> 03:07:49.020 of 03:07:49.020 --> 03:07:52.020 of 03:07:52.020 --> 03:07:56.020 of 03:07:56.020 --> 03:07:59.020 of 03:07:59.020 --> 03:08:02.020 of 03:08:02.020 --> 03:08:07.020 of 03:08:07.020 --> 03:08:10.020 I hate you all so much. 03:08:19.020 --> 03:08:22.020 Somebody just happened to me. What's happening? 03:08:25.020 --> 03:08:28.020 Made no noise. I actually I- 03:08:28.020 --> 03:08:33.020 Oh my f**k. What the f**k, bro? 03:08:37.020 --> 03:08:43.320 I got no sound on that, like zero sound whatsoever. 03:08:43.320 --> 03:08:48.380 I got no sound, nothing. 03:08:48.380 --> 03:08:53.380 He's just inside. 03:08:53.380 --> 03:08:56.900 How the fuck did Bandit not die? 03:08:56.900 --> 03:08:57.900 What? 03:08:57.900 --> 03:09:02.420 What just happened? 03:09:02.420 --> 03:09:03.420 Close. 03:09:03.420 --> 03:09:17.380 No, my Katie went down, champs! 03:09:17.380 --> 03:09:31.180 What up for me, we're going. 03:09:31.180 --> 03:09:33.040 This guy said, are you deaf? 03:09:33.040 --> 03:09:34.620 Trying to say, are you deaf? 03:09:34.620 --> 03:09:35.460 All right. 03:09:41.700 --> 03:09:42.540 Well played. 03:09:42.540 --> 03:09:43.380 My team's accident. 03:09:43.380 --> 03:09:44.700 Fuck me. 03:09:44.700 --> 03:09:45.820 Go to the team. 03:09:45.820 --> 03:09:46.540 Well played, guys. 03:09:46.540 --> 03:09:48.180 Well played. 03:09:48.180 --> 03:09:51.220 I love this thing for the first one. 03:09:51.220 --> 03:09:52.500 Are you deaf? 03:09:52.500 --> 03:09:54.060 Instead of saying, are you deaf? 03:09:54.060 --> 03:09:54.560 All right. 03:09:59.020 --> 03:09:59.820 Are you deaf? 03:10:01.180 --> 03:10:02.620 as in Maldor Vader. 03:10:04.060 --> 03:10:07.980 The furry discord sent a furry suit to your house. 03:10:11.340 --> 03:10:12.180 Dara. 03:10:22.700 --> 03:10:24.460 Bro, I'm gonna play so bad, why? 03:10:26.580 --> 03:10:29.500 Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why? 03:10:29.500 --> 03:10:31.420 When is the last of us? 03:10:31.420 --> 03:10:32.620 Bro, I don't know, bro. 03:10:34.300 --> 03:10:35.140 I don't know, man. 03:10:36.780 --> 03:10:39.220 Whatever, I'm fielding it. 03:10:39.220 --> 03:10:40.860 Bro, May 16th. 03:10:40.860 --> 03:10:42.940 We're doing that Minecraft with Ron. 03:10:42.940 --> 03:10:44.700 Minecraft with Ron. 03:10:44.700 --> 03:10:46.620 Beating hardcore Minecraft with Ronny. 03:10:52.660 --> 03:10:53.660 Friday? 03:10:53.660 --> 03:10:55.700 No, wait, what is Friday? 03:10:55.700 --> 03:10:56.660 Secure the bombs. 03:10:57.980 --> 03:10:58.820 Oh, no, no, no. 03:10:58.820 --> 03:11:00.820 So, bruh, this thing's gonna be easy. 03:11:09.820 --> 03:11:11.820 Bro, Friday is, um... 03:11:14.820 --> 03:11:17.820 Well, May 9th is... 03:11:24.820 --> 03:11:26.820 We all right. 03:11:28.820 --> 03:11:31.780 May not this time it's for a game 03:12:28.820 --> 03:12:35.820 of 03:13:28.820 --> 03:13:34.540 You have been spotted by hostiles fall back 03:13:39.780 --> 03:13:41.780 The location is in compromise 03:13:49.540 --> 03:13:53.540 You have been spotted by hostiles fall back the diffuser has been nice guys 03:13:53.540 --> 03:13:56.040 Nice, nice guys. 03:13:56.040 --> 03:13:57.200 Kaden's thinking for the prime sub. 03:13:57.200 --> 03:13:59.580 Kaden, appreciate it, baby. 03:14:01.540 --> 03:14:03.340 Kaden's thinking for the prime, baby. 03:14:05.580 --> 03:14:08.040 Jigsie, stop acting like you're not using a Zim. 03:14:08.040 --> 03:14:09.340 All right, I got you, bro. 03:14:18.340 --> 03:14:19.180 Mawra! 03:14:20.840 --> 03:14:22.200 I must have confused the flock out of my team 03:14:22.200 --> 03:14:23.380 with the bands there. 03:14:23.380 --> 03:14:25.180 Navi, think of a different stuff, Navi. 03:14:30.380 --> 03:14:33.020 L1 tap, how's that an L1 tap though? 03:14:33.020 --> 03:14:35.260 That's sexy, that one tap turned me on 03:14:35.260 --> 03:14:37.020 and aroused my penis. 03:14:42.620 --> 03:14:45.220 Shut up, my mom is sleeping. 03:14:45.220 --> 03:14:49.440 So why would you blast stream audio with your mom sleeping? 03:14:50.980 --> 03:14:52.820 Bro, can I just get emerald for Christ's sake? 03:14:52.820 --> 03:14:56.820 I just want to get emerald pro. Jesus! I'm a simple guy! 03:14:59.820 --> 03:15:01.820 Put the furry costume on. 03:15:02.820 --> 03:15:04.820 Protect the bombs. 03:17:22.820 --> 03:17:24.820 I 03:17:24.820 --> 03:17:50.200 I love gunning to the brats up CJ appreciate it 03:17:50.200 --> 03:17:56.200 Jinx, do you love gooning to you, baby? 03:17:56.200 --> 03:17:59.200 Appreciate that, man. 03:17:59.200 --> 03:18:02.200 Much love, bro. Thanks for the support. 03:18:02.200 --> 03:18:08.200 You love gooning to me? I mean, are we dead ass? 03:18:08.200 --> 03:18:12.200 Are we dead fucking ass, bro? 03:18:12.200 --> 03:18:14.200 Are we dead ass? 03:18:14.200 --> 03:18:16.200 Why is the chat retweeting this? 03:18:16.200 --> 03:18:19.200 Why the hell is the chat retweeting this? 03:18:19.200 --> 03:18:21.200 Mingo, what's up there? 03:18:21.200 --> 03:18:24.200 Bro, Mingo, PC is like a free path. 03:18:24.200 --> 03:18:27.200 I just feel unlocked. 03:18:27.200 --> 03:18:29.200 I feel like enlightened, bro. 03:18:29.200 --> 03:18:31.200 I cannot be fucked with on PC. 03:18:31.200 --> 03:18:34.200 I feel like I'm just shooting shit. 03:18:34.200 --> 03:18:38.200 For the first time in forever. 03:18:38.200 --> 03:18:51.160 I don't think it about gifted out of the divide gifted appreciate it baby 03:19:08.200 --> 03:19:14.280 we need to locate a bomb but what did mingo say 03:19:17.960 --> 03:19:22.900 need time now I can't get off seats like an emerald this is disgusting if I'm 03:19:22.900 --> 03:19:27.420 not emerald today I should have an emerald yesterday but I got lost to the 03:19:27.420 --> 03:19:32.620 fucking moon Alan make a revive gift it out 03:19:32.620 --> 03:19:43.620 Join Mingo's T2 team. Bro, Mingo, if you want to play like an event or something, I'm down. 03:19:43.620 --> 03:19:49.620 That'd be so fun. Play a T2 journey? Yeah, Mingo, you just let me know, bro. You just let me know. 03:19:49.620 --> 03:19:54.620 That'd be such good content. That'd be like face-dead on steroids. 03:19:54.620 --> 03:19:56.620 must be located and defused. 03:19:59.120 --> 03:20:01.620 That's a nice bosom right there. I'm not even gonna hold you. 03:20:05.920 --> 03:20:08.920 This guy has to be stream sniping. He's gonna turn around and shoot my drone in a second. 03:20:09.820 --> 03:20:11.620 Nobody does this unless they're sniping. 03:20:12.620 --> 03:20:14.120 He's gonna turn around and shoot my drone. 03:20:21.920 --> 03:20:22.720 Yo, yo, yo. 03:20:24.620 --> 03:20:26.620 I 03:20:29.620 --> 03:20:31.620 I 03:20:35.940 --> 03:20:37.940 What's up 03:20:38.300 --> 03:20:41.100 See you on the bottom or by good WCO to check 03:20:45.620 --> 03:20:47.620 Yo Jinx he had me back 03:20:49.940 --> 03:20:52.940 Yo, who's there? Can you walk in and win the game? 03:21:24.620 --> 03:21:42.320 that's a good fucking team now that is a good fucking team there we go you're 03:21:42.320 --> 03:21:44.320 Yo, GGs guys. 03:21:44.320 --> 03:21:48.320 Yo, I love you, GGs. You make this game so much fun. 03:21:48.320 --> 03:21:50.320 Thank you, bro. I appreciate that, Chad. 03:21:50.320 --> 03:21:52.320 Good luck with your guys' games. 03:21:52.320 --> 03:21:54.320 Chad, one off Emerald. One off Emerald. 03:21:54.320 --> 03:21:56.320 Ah! 03:21:56.320 --> 03:21:58.320 Yeah, I mean, I didn't have to do anything in that game. 03:21:58.320 --> 03:22:00.320 My team was just fucking good. 03:22:00.320 --> 03:22:04.320 Dude, I need to fucking de-clean this protein chain after the stream. 03:22:04.320 --> 03:22:06.320 My birthday is the 16th of May? 03:22:06.320 --> 03:22:08.320 Oh, that's what I'm doing in Minecraft. 03:22:08.320 --> 03:22:10.320 That's what I'm doing in Minecraft with Ron. 03:22:10.320 --> 03:22:13.240 That's what I was going to say. 03:22:13.240 --> 03:22:16.640 May 9th is when Stompin plays. 03:22:16.640 --> 03:22:20.920 May 9th and May 10th is that League of Legends Clash Tournament thing that I might do with 03:22:20.920 --> 03:22:24.960 like Tatter 1 and Dantas and about the challengers and just have fun. 03:22:24.960 --> 03:22:30.760 May 11th is that League of Legends Tournament with all the streamers and creators and stuff. 03:22:30.760 --> 03:22:32.480 And then, yeah, May 16th is my crowd. 03:22:32.480 --> 03:22:38.160 We got a good couple of weeks, but yeah, like during all this, like Stompin is going 03:22:38.160 --> 03:22:39.160 to be playing. 03:22:39.160 --> 03:22:44.160 He's not supporting all of his games unless it's like early as fuck. 03:22:44.160 --> 03:22:50.160 I wake, I literally wake up at like 1230. It's bad, bro. It's bad. 03:22:50.160 --> 03:22:55.160 It's fucking bad. 03:22:55.160 --> 03:23:05.160 I'm not even kidding. Every time I go to sleep, I swear to God, every time I go to sleep, I just look up Joe Bart on YouTube and just keep scrolling until I see a video that I like. 03:23:05.160 --> 03:23:10.160 Joe Bart is like the most goaded, like sleeping medicine ever. 03:23:10.320 --> 03:23:13.640 Like you just put on, like I just, I love hearing him, yeah. 03:23:13.640 --> 03:23:15.000 I love hearing Joe, yeah. 03:23:15.000 --> 03:23:17.120 I don't think it's your one, it's so immersive. 03:23:17.120 --> 03:23:18.720 Y'all don't think it's your one. 03:23:18.720 --> 03:23:21.040 I've been doing that every night since I was in England. 03:23:21.040 --> 03:23:22.040 I'm not kidding. 03:23:23.040 --> 03:23:26.040 I've watched like probably fucking 40 of Joe's been playing. 03:23:29.600 --> 03:23:30.840 Joe is just goaded. 03:23:35.160 --> 03:23:41.160 Okay, let's ban...ooh. I actually don't know what to do here. 03:23:41.160 --> 03:23:48.160 Um, oh, if we ban Sky we play theme. Hopefully they ban theme. 03:23:48.160 --> 03:23:52.160 But the thing is they're gonna ban Sky. Like, if we were sweaty with bans... 03:23:52.160 --> 03:23:53.160 Oh, please. 03:23:53.160 --> 03:23:55.160 Shut up. 03:23:55.160 --> 03:23:56.160 I don't mind a bank. 03:23:56.160 --> 03:24:01.160 Jack gave her the 10 gift and Jack put the gate of black ice in my ass. 03:24:05.160 --> 03:24:16.360 Jack, give me the 10 gifted. Be more entertaining. Yo, Nick, do you want to be fucking perma, 03:24:16.360 --> 03:24:22.280 buddy? Nick, do you want to be perma? You have the same exact name as me, and you're 03:24:22.280 --> 03:24:41.080 annoying as fuck. How dare you, bro? How fucking dare you? How dare you, bro? Oh, don't tell 03:24:41.080 --> 03:24:46.560 me boggles is in here. Don't fucking tell me boggles is in here. Jesus Christ. Don't 03:24:46.560 --> 03:24:50.480 tell me boggles is in here bro please God 03:24:51.520 --> 03:24:56.560 don't tell me boggles is in the fucking stream oh my god i see him 03:24:56.560 --> 03:24:59.360 oh god 03:25:03.760 --> 03:25:08.560 bro you know what you know what i noticed boggles is carrying the torch of 03:25:08.560 --> 03:25:12.720 carter boggles is carrying the torch of 03:25:12.720 --> 03:25:19.720 of Carter at this point, bro, for just literal brain rot messages. 03:25:19.720 --> 03:25:23.200 And I'm not going to lie, sometimes he actually does piss me off. 03:25:23.200 --> 03:25:28.120 Like when I'm getting stream sniped and he says I'm coping, like Pausel, shut the fuck 03:25:28.120 --> 03:25:29.120 up! 03:25:59.120 --> 03:26:06.120 I don't know if I can take it off. 03:26:06.120 --> 03:26:11.120 I don't know if I can take it off. 03:26:11.120 --> 03:26:16.120 Activities are on location secured. 03:26:16.120 --> 03:26:19.120 I can help you. 03:26:19.120 --> 03:26:22.120 I can help you. 03:26:22.120 --> 03:26:26.120 Alright, chat. This is the Amber Road game right here, boys. Here we go. 03:27:22.120 --> 03:27:50.780 Nice guys wait, who did I knock who did I knock what I 03:27:50.780 --> 03:27:52.780 I knocked somebody on the window? 03:27:55.140 --> 03:27:57.300 Yo chat, it's not fucking John pork 03:28:00.780 --> 03:28:04.700 I knocked the guy on the window. Do you go by Lil Dick Nick? 03:28:07.100 --> 03:28:10.820 Uh, Kelonito, why why why why would I go by that bro? 03:28:12.020 --> 03:28:17.900 Like I know you're not actually asking a question. You're you're literally just jabbing like Kelonito 03:28:17.900 --> 03:28:21.660 No, I don't go by that. Why the fuck would I go by that? 03:28:21.660 --> 03:28:24.620 Have I ever went by that? Ever. Ever on the street. 03:28:26.220 --> 03:28:29.740 Do you go by Lil Dick Nick? Like, are you serious? 03:28:30.380 --> 03:28:32.700 Are you legitimately serious? It's not even a question. 03:28:33.580 --> 03:28:34.380 It's just a chat. 03:28:37.900 --> 03:28:42.060 Brani calling, Yo Bro. I think Brani was calling like two years ago, chat. 03:28:42.620 --> 03:28:45.100 The fuck are y'all saying? Hit a rare one. 03:28:45.100 --> 03:28:51.300 Yo guys, if you guys keep saying to hit a rare one, they're no longer rare. 03:28:51.300 --> 03:28:55.100 I'm not just hitting rare ones for the fuck of it. 03:28:55.100 --> 03:29:12.740 It's no longer rare if we keep hitting the rare ones, y'all. 03:29:12.740 --> 03:29:13.740 Bonnie is calling. 03:29:13.740 --> 03:29:14.740 Yeah, that's creative. 03:29:14.740 --> 03:29:19.020 fucking creative yep body blues on speed dial chat yep secure the area keep the 03:29:19.020 --> 03:29:21.860 bomb detected 03:30:14.740 --> 03:30:21.740 of 03:30:21.740 --> 03:30:26.740 the 03:30:26.740 --> 03:30:31.740 of 03:30:31.740 --> 03:30:36.740 the 03:30:36.740 --> 03:30:41.740 of 03:30:41.740 --> 03:30:51.740 th 03:30:51.740 --> 03:30:55.740 th 03:30:55.740 --> 03:30:58.740 th 03:30:58.740 --> 03:31:00.740 I 03:31:16.540 --> 03:31:18.960 What make these like these holes out here bigger piece 03:31:26.100 --> 03:31:28.100 Are they all 03:31:28.740 --> 03:31:37.900 little dick Nick how are you yo guys it's not gonna catch on push they are 03:31:37.900 --> 03:31:44.740 a bitch from head it's not gonna catch on all right so what are you switching 03:31:44.740 --> 03:31:48.620 the PC forever now yeah bro all my friends with the PC I'm still on 03:31:48.620 --> 03:31:51.060 controller though 03:31:54.060 --> 03:32:01.100 wait wait yo I take a baby 03:32:02.900 --> 03:32:16.160 pop for left operator stay up let's go let's go let's go guys I'm not going by 03:32:16.160 --> 03:32:22.880 L.D.N. in the fucking chat like I'm not going by that shut the fuck up Tony's 03:32:22.880 --> 03:32:28.120 Davuchi with the five gifted Tony W. Tony in the chair Tony the good vibe 03:32:28.120 --> 03:32:36.920 gifted Tony the good vibe gifted baby baby I like it like it like it baby 03:32:36.920 --> 03:32:40.400 baby 03:32:46.160 --> 03:32:56.160 Yo, why's the entire fucking chat typing LDN? Jesus Christ! Why? If we be thinking about 03:32:56.160 --> 03:32:57.160 myself. 03:32:57.160 --> 03:33:07.440 Bro, this is the Emerald game. I deserve this, man. Fucking 1.8kd. We solo-cued 95% of our 03:33:07.440 --> 03:33:13.360 matches. I deserve this, bro. I deserve this shit, bro. 03:33:13.360 --> 03:33:18.120 Or once we get emerald check how long do we have till the new season like a month? 03:33:18.120 --> 03:33:21.920 I have more than enough time to do this like I'm gonna get champ and I'm gonna solo queue 03:33:22.440 --> 03:33:25.000 So then no one can say jack shit 03:33:26.520 --> 03:33:33.160 Realistically when I hit champ I think I'm gonna have a 1.6 KD. That is my actual prediction 1.6 KD and champ dead mass 03:33:34.280 --> 03:33:37.020 Plays plus cries equals deserves 03:33:37.020 --> 03:33:42.700 Uh, yeah, boggles, if you have a 4IQ, that could be your deductive reasoning. 03:33:42.700 --> 03:33:45.380 Or boggles, maybe just the 1.8K to hear the bomb. 03:33:45.380 --> 03:33:48.860 I-I like how you sweep that one under the rug, boggles. 03:33:48.860 --> 03:33:50.860 Place prize deserves... what? 03:33:50.860 --> 03:34:03.860 No, I just have a 1.8K to be! 03:37:33.860 --> 03:37:40.860 No, that was intentional. I saw this. No, no, it wasn't. I was not trying to do that. 03:37:40.860 --> 03:37:46.860 I witnessed it with my own two arms. Don't listen to this guy. I did not mean to kill you. 03:37:46.860 --> 03:37:53.860 He aimed directly at you. Yo, bro, shut up! No, I didn't! I was on a peak. Like, I was on a peak. 03:37:53.860 --> 03:37:55.860 Why do you deadass sound like Zinzi? 03:37:55.860 --> 03:38:00.860 Because I'm AI bro. 03:38:00.860 --> 03:38:03.860 Zin, they're gonna pretend to get it. 03:38:03.860 --> 03:38:05.860 Zin, WZ, but it's chat. 03:38:05.860 --> 03:38:06.860 Um, okay. 03:38:06.860 --> 03:38:08.860 My fault. 03:38:08.860 --> 03:38:11.860 Yes, bro. This is AI. 03:38:11.860 --> 03:38:14.860 Uh... 03:38:14.860 --> 03:38:16.860 Hey, can you not kill me next time? 03:38:16.860 --> 03:38:17.860 Appreciate that. 03:38:17.860 --> 03:38:18.860 I'm sorry. 03:38:18.860 --> 03:38:19.860 Holding voice mode. 03:38:19.860 --> 03:38:20.860 No, no, no. 03:38:20.860 --> 03:38:22.860 I wasn't trying to kill you, okay? 03:38:22.860 --> 03:38:23.860 What's trying to kill you? 03:38:23.860 --> 03:38:24.860 You have a sexy voice, though. 03:38:24.860 --> 03:38:26.340 So, how old are you? 03:38:28.220 --> 03:38:29.060 15. 03:38:31.140 --> 03:38:32.820 Say, no, say you swear to God. 03:38:35.460 --> 03:38:37.100 He's not fair with me, please. 03:38:37.100 --> 03:38:39.500 Yeah, you just, Kat, bro, you are not 15, dude. 03:38:39.500 --> 03:38:40.500 You're not 15. 03:38:40.500 --> 03:38:42.860 Please, please, don't swear with me, please. 03:38:44.100 --> 03:38:46.580 Right, chat, this guy, like, he's not 15. 03:38:48.980 --> 03:38:50.100 He's not 15. 03:38:50.100 --> 03:38:53.180 You guys can say Jimity, we all know he's like 26, bro. 03:38:53.180 --> 03:38:54.220 Do you hear this guy? 03:38:54.860 --> 03:38:56.860 Well, he's like 26, bro. 03:38:56.860 --> 03:38:58.140 Literally, this guy's unked out. 03:39:05.140 --> 03:39:05.860 The locator's on. 03:39:05.860 --> 03:39:06.860 It's like 26, y'all. 03:39:19.540 --> 03:39:21.180 Average Roblox VC voice. 03:39:21.180 --> 03:39:22.780 What the fuck does that mean? 03:39:22.780 --> 03:39:23.940 How you doing today, Ging? 03:39:23.940 --> 03:39:25.940 I see him watching your stream buddy. 03:39:28.460 --> 03:39:30.460 Alright bro you got it. 03:39:31.180 --> 03:39:32.180 I... 03:39:32.180 --> 03:39:33.180 Whoa. 03:39:33.180 --> 03:39:35.180 I should be more happy right now. 03:39:38.060 --> 03:39:39.060 What the frick? 03:39:41.060 --> 03:39:42.060 I'm not Benzema. 03:39:42.060 --> 03:39:44.060 The guy is not 15 y'all. 03:39:44.060 --> 03:39:46.060 The guy is like 28. 03:39:46.060 --> 03:39:47.060 Okay. 03:39:47.060 --> 03:39:49.060 The guy is like 48 bro. 03:40:23.940 --> 03:40:47.140 my fucking back my fucking back downstairs downstairs like my fucking back drops aren't 03:40:47.140 --> 03:40:52.420 Stepping into a arena with you. Holy shit, bro. Holy fucking shit 03:41:05.940 --> 03:41:11.340 I have a lobby cam that a fuser has been secured. Wait coming up. Lobby keeps coming up. Lobby running up lobby steps 03:41:14.420 --> 03:41:16.420 Road escape up 03:41:17.140 --> 03:41:19.140 One friendly operator remaining. 03:41:19.140 --> 03:41:22.140 He missed four shots on a stationary drone, then gave up. 03:41:22.140 --> 03:41:25.140 All friendly, but bit eliminated. 03:41:30.140 --> 03:41:33.140 Bro, what the fuck just happened? 03:41:39.140 --> 03:41:42.140 It's all good, guys. We got this next round. 03:41:42.140 --> 03:41:45.140 Ben, Kate. Kate, Kate, Kate. 03:41:45.140 --> 03:41:53.140 Bro, he missed 4 shots on a stationary drone, gave up, turned around, and just one shot in my TNA. 03:41:53.140 --> 03:41:57.140 My controller disconnected, what the fuck was that? 03:41:57.140 --> 03:42:01.140 Zing, they were the 5 gifted, WZ with a chat? 03:42:01.140 --> 03:42:04.140 Oh, this is not good. Wait, wait, wait, this is... 03:42:04.140 --> 03:42:06.140 What? What? What? 03:42:10.140 --> 03:42:12.140 There we go. 03:42:12.140 --> 03:42:14.840 Had a little unplug and reclog to him. 03:42:14.840 --> 03:42:17.560 Zing the good about you, baby. 03:42:17.560 --> 03:42:21.560 Tickle it, pow, pow. 03:42:21.560 --> 03:42:25.560 All right, let's keep it simple. 03:42:25.560 --> 03:42:26.560 They're going to go down. 03:42:26.560 --> 03:42:27.560 They're going to go down. 03:42:27.560 --> 03:42:28.560 They're going to go down. 03:42:28.560 --> 03:42:29.560 They're going to go down. 03:42:29.560 --> 03:42:30.560 So, uh... 03:42:30.560 --> 03:42:31.560 All right. 03:42:31.560 --> 03:42:32.560 M and K activated. 03:42:32.560 --> 03:42:33.560 How many subs have you got gifted today, my contrary? 03:42:33.560 --> 03:42:37.560 No, alright, M and K activated it. 03:42:37.560 --> 03:42:39.560 How many subs have you got gifted today? 03:42:39.560 --> 03:42:41.560 I can't share it. 03:42:41.560 --> 03:42:43.560 Fass? 03:42:45.560 --> 03:42:47.560 Fass? 03:42:47.560 --> 03:42:49.560 Ah, bro, honestly, I don't even know, dude. 03:42:51.560 --> 03:42:55.560 No, this is actually crazy. I've never played with someone famous before. What the fuck? 03:42:59.560 --> 03:43:01.560 Yeah, bro, you never know, dude. You're so on cue, man. 03:43:01.560 --> 03:43:07.560 you have me I'm you are you you have me muted I'm muted you just now bro I didn't 03:43:07.560 --> 03:43:14.040 know how you knew it all right cool oh well yeah it is we're gonna meet me in 03:43:14.040 --> 03:43:20.360 everything I see how it is uh bro I didn't meet you what I'm showing Jinxie 03:43:20.360 --> 03:43:27.920 I'm sure it needs everyone for me I don't know what's going on like why are 03:43:27.920 --> 03:43:33.140 the names on your stream like different streamer mode wait hot novel what did you 03:43:33.140 --> 03:43:49.580 get banned for what was your voice and is that my name on streamer mode yes 03:43:49.580 --> 03:43:54.260 bro what yeah what did you get banned for I haven't played the game in a while and 03:43:54.260 --> 03:43:56.420 and I was trying to see what I could get away with, 03:43:56.420 --> 03:44:01.420 like saying the N word, but not actually saying the N word. 03:44:02.620 --> 03:44:05.260 I'm just muting all, I'm just muting all. 03:44:05.260 --> 03:44:08.740 Somebody by chat just said, Brendan Bantz, 03:44:09.740 --> 03:44:12.460 he said, Jynxy, why did you stop dating? 03:44:12.460 --> 03:44:13.860 What does that even mean? 03:44:13.860 --> 03:44:16.340 This guy said, Jynxy, why did you stop dating 03:44:16.340 --> 03:44:18.180 Brendan Bantz? 03:44:18.180 --> 03:44:21.540 And his name is Brendan Bantz. 03:44:21.540 --> 03:44:27.540 Jamesy, why did you stop dating Brendan Bands and his name is Brendan Bands? 03:44:31.540 --> 03:44:33.540 You must recover the diffuser. 03:44:33.540 --> 03:44:35.540 Jot watch this, you guys gonna learn something cool? 03:44:39.540 --> 03:44:41.540 Best angle in the game, it's tighter than my ass. 03:44:45.540 --> 03:44:46.540 Shit on. 03:44:51.540 --> 03:44:58.540 of 03:44:58.540 --> 03:45:04.540 the 03:45:04.540 --> 03:45:07.540 top four 03:45:07.540 --> 03:45:13.540 of the 03:45:13.540 --> 03:45:15.540 I 03:45:27.940 --> 03:45:29.940 Please guys 03:45:43.540 --> 03:45:45.540 What did he say? 03:45:45.540 --> 03:45:46.540 Love you, Jinxie. 03:45:46.540 --> 03:45:47.540 GG's, guys. 03:45:47.540 --> 03:45:48.540 GG's. 03:45:48.540 --> 03:45:49.540 I'm giving you bad luck. 03:45:49.540 --> 03:45:50.540 All right, bro. 03:45:50.540 --> 03:45:51.540 I think we just got Diamond. 03:45:51.540 --> 03:45:53.540 Chat, I think we just got Diamond. 03:45:53.540 --> 03:45:54.540 Deadass. 03:45:54.540 --> 03:45:56.540 I think we just got Diamond. 03:45:56.540 --> 03:45:58.540 I'm not even kidding. 03:45:58.540 --> 03:45:59.540 I think we just got it. 03:45:59.540 --> 03:46:00.540 I think we just got it. 03:46:00.540 --> 03:46:01.540 Or Emerald. 03:46:01.540 --> 03:46:02.540 Sorry, Emerald. 03:46:02.540 --> 03:46:04.540 Yes! 03:46:04.540 --> 03:46:07.540 Yes, bitches! 03:46:07.540 --> 03:46:08.540 Okay, chat. 03:46:08.540 --> 03:46:09.540 Play another one. 03:46:09.540 --> 03:46:10.540 Why not? 03:46:10.540 --> 03:46:11.540 I'm addicted. 03:46:11.540 --> 03:46:14.500 I'm addicted and I just can't get enough. 03:46:16.180 --> 03:46:17.580 All right, I'm gonna go pee. 03:46:41.540 --> 03:46:43.600 you 03:47:11.540 --> 03:47:13.600 you 03:47:41.540 --> 03:47:43.600 you 03:48:11.540 --> 03:48:13.540 I 03:48:30.100 --> 03:48:33.700 Want me want to make you 03:48:33.700 --> 03:48:35.700 I 03:48:36.380 --> 03:48:45.180 Need time nah, I'm gonna leave in a little bit bro. I'm addicted in a fucking PC right bro. I'm a I'm addicted and I'm just 03:48:46.620 --> 03:48:48.620 Well, I think about it every night 03:48:52.140 --> 03:48:56.140 He's gonna lose the next game nah, I don't really be losing twin I 03:48:56.820 --> 03:48:59.940 Don't want to be losing. I'm getting bored. Can you speed it up? 03:48:59.940 --> 03:49:03.140 Uh, Kalanito, you could just leave the stream, brother. 03:49:03.140 --> 03:49:04.740 You don't have to speed anything up. 03:49:04.740 --> 03:49:08.140 You could just go ahead and slog out for me. 03:49:08.140 --> 03:49:10.980 Squibby with the tier one, Shaggy with the tier one, 03:49:10.980 --> 03:49:13.380 Cole with the tier one, Chum with the prime, 03:49:13.380 --> 03:49:14.820 Luigi with the prime. 03:49:14.820 --> 03:49:17.380 Yo, Jack, appreciate the new suffers guy. 03:49:20.860 --> 03:49:22.340 I'll get on Lee, you're gonna love it. 03:49:22.340 --> 03:49:23.940 I'll get on Lee, you're gonna love it. 03:49:23.940 --> 03:49:25.700 I played two games this morning. 03:49:25.700 --> 03:49:27.700 It was rough. 03:49:27.700 --> 03:49:28.540 It was rough. 03:49:28.540 --> 03:49:30.620 We got that one of the best maps in the game. 03:49:30.620 --> 03:49:31.700 Avery, think of it as your one. 03:49:31.700 --> 03:49:33.500 Avery, appreciate you, baby. 03:49:34.460 --> 03:49:35.460 Jinx, you one of the drops? 03:49:35.460 --> 03:49:37.420 I actually have no godly idea. 03:49:37.420 --> 03:49:39.140 I'm assuming the rainbow is magic drops, 03:49:39.140 --> 03:49:40.500 but I have no idea. 03:49:40.500 --> 03:49:42.980 I'm just gonna assume they are. 03:49:42.980 --> 03:49:46.580 So maybe you get like a skin or something 03:49:48.820 --> 03:49:51.580 from the collection, which could be good or could be bad. 03:49:53.660 --> 03:49:56.820 But I'm just shooting off the hip here, brother. 03:49:56.820 --> 03:49:58.900 You can stop dilly-dadding on league. 03:49:58.900 --> 03:50:00.620 Yeah, bro, I'm gonna play better today. 03:50:00.620 --> 03:50:02.580 Papa C Bear thinking of the prime sub. 03:50:02.580 --> 03:50:03.940 Absolutely today's league session 03:50:03.940 --> 03:50:05.700 is gonna be fucking incredible. 03:50:05.700 --> 03:50:07.500 Seriously, P not thinking of the prime sub, 03:50:07.500 --> 03:50:08.660 cookie thinking of the prime sub, 03:50:08.660 --> 03:50:09.900 voltage thinking of the prime, 03:50:09.900 --> 03:50:11.220 planeto thinking of the prime. 03:50:11.220 --> 03:50:12.180 Chad, if you have that blue crowd, 03:50:12.180 --> 03:50:14.340 you can sub for free with Twitch Prime. 03:50:14.340 --> 03:50:15.980 Give the jinx each arm with no ads. 03:50:15.980 --> 03:50:18.380 Bitch, bitch. 03:50:22.340 --> 03:50:23.860 Spend zero dollars. 03:50:23.860 --> 03:50:25.140 A.C. thinking of the prime. 03:50:25.140 --> 03:50:32.880 locate a bomb. Son, Miho, Jinxie, I can't get it off my screen. Del Rio, get your 03:50:32.880 --> 03:50:41.380 life together! Olympus with the 10 gifted subs, she owned Olympus, put the 03:50:41.380 --> 03:50:45.780 Yaga black eyes in my ass W. Little Pizzeria 03:50:45.780 --> 03:51:11.780 I'm bored do a flip if I do a flip I'll crack my neck and die 03:51:11.780 --> 03:51:13.780 I 03:51:20.420 --> 03:51:27.400 Been playing this game for 11 years, and I've actually never seen anything like that. What the fuck just happened 03:51:35.100 --> 03:51:37.100 What what just happened? 03:51:41.780 --> 03:51:56.340 I'm bored and I just made a tribute to you what type of trip 03:52:11.780 --> 03:52:13.780 Clear the blast area! 03:52:27.780 --> 03:52:33.780 Welcome to Los Cueros Hermanos. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me God. 03:52:33.780 --> 03:52:40.780 I misplayed it. 03:53:03.780 --> 03:53:05.780 Woah. 03:53:14.780 --> 03:53:16.780 Bro, these waters are hitting different than that. 03:53:16.780 --> 03:53:19.780 Chad, I'm hydrated as fuck. I'm pissed in like a fountain. 03:53:23.780 --> 03:53:28.780 So that's why in that scenario, it's very important for Osa to be leading the correct direction. 03:53:29.780 --> 03:53:31.780 Because those are the wrong way she died. 03:53:31.780 --> 03:53:34.700 Kikano, think of it or not. Kule, think of it or not. 03:53:34.700 --> 03:53:36.200 Sebastian, think of it or not. 03:53:36.200 --> 03:53:38.700 Hey, JXP, pee on me. 03:53:41.700 --> 03:53:44.700 I'm going to be honest, bro. There's a chance I dropped like 17 kills this game. 03:53:44.700 --> 03:53:48.700 Overly hydrated? Nah, I just keep drinking water until my piss is clear. 03:53:51.700 --> 03:53:52.700 Aisha! 03:53:55.200 --> 03:53:56.700 Yo, guys. We got this game. 03:53:56.700 --> 03:54:02.700 Grown man wearing a v-neck. 03:54:02.700 --> 03:54:08.700 Yep, it's not a v-neck, it's a jersey. 03:54:08.700 --> 03:54:10.700 Drone my asshole. 03:54:10.700 --> 03:54:12.700 Okay. 03:54:12.700 --> 03:54:15.700 Mods perma-band him. 03:54:15.700 --> 03:54:17.700 Bless you, thank you, chat. 03:54:17.700 --> 03:54:19.700 W, W Manners chat. 03:54:19.700 --> 03:54:20.700 Proud of y'all boys. 03:54:20.700 --> 03:54:22.320 Not by the games you're on. 03:54:22.320 --> 03:54:24.860 When are we going on our next date, Jinxie? 03:54:24.860 --> 03:54:27.980 Lemon, there was never a date to begin with, bro. 03:54:27.980 --> 03:54:30.140 Whoa, what do you mean next? 03:54:30.140 --> 03:54:31.140 What the fuck? 03:54:35.300 --> 03:54:37.500 Yo, does anybody have a mic on this team? 03:54:47.860 --> 03:54:50.420 Yo, anybody got a microphone? 03:54:51.700 --> 03:54:53.700 We need to locate a bomb. 03:54:58.700 --> 03:55:00.700 Yo, uh, is anybody- 03:55:07.700 --> 03:55:09.700 Did that actually just happen? 03:55:11.700 --> 03:55:13.700 Did I just get shushed? 03:55:13.700 --> 03:55:15.700 Did that actually just fucking happen? 03:55:20.700 --> 03:55:22.700 your drone is found upon 03:55:24.420 --> 03:55:26.860 My teams oh and four out to connect it, but I'm getting 03:55:31.560 --> 03:55:33.560 Five seconds to insertion 03:55:35.260 --> 03:55:37.260 Good boy 03:55:40.780 --> 03:55:43.700 Now we're getting champ I'm telling you on DC this season tell you 03:55:50.700 --> 03:55:52.700 Reload. 03:55:57.700 --> 03:55:59.700 Dinksy, do you stream on Batty Hub? 03:55:59.700 --> 03:56:04.700 Um, you know, why would I stream on Batty Hub, bro? 03:56:04.700 --> 03:56:06.700 I'm not a Batty. 03:56:07.700 --> 03:56:10.700 This is how I'm gonna get fucked on, by the way. 03:56:50.700 --> 03:56:57.700 of 03:56:57.700 --> 03:57:00.700 the 03:57:00.700 --> 03:57:05.700 death of 03:57:05.700 --> 03:57:10.700 death 03:57:10.700 --> 03:57:15.700 of 03:57:15.700 --> 03:57:22.700 The drone is ready. 03:57:27.140 --> 03:57:34.140 Big time players make big time players. 03:57:45.700 --> 03:57:50.700 probably get planned down 03:57:50.700 --> 03:57:53.700 I don't know about that one Chief, he's like inside of me 03:58:01.700 --> 03:58:03.700 I bought a plant 03:58:03.700 --> 03:58:05.700 I 03:58:18.880 --> 03:58:20.880 Nice let's go 03:58:25.480 --> 03:58:27.560 That's what I'm talking about baby let's go 03:58:27.560 --> 03:58:28.400 Oh! 03:58:32.060 --> 03:58:34.320 Jinxy, drop in Omi fans. 03:58:34.320 --> 03:58:36.000 Ah, but let's just start cleaning the shit up. 03:58:36.000 --> 03:58:38.200 I'm just getting out of hand. 03:58:38.200 --> 03:58:41.060 How is your penis enlargement surgery going? 03:58:46.020 --> 03:58:47.640 Nice guys. 03:58:47.640 --> 03:58:50.280 Somebody called up Katie's kitchen. 03:58:50.280 --> 03:58:52.600 See, that's why I always say like, 03:58:52.600 --> 03:58:57.320 call outs are Omi as good as whoever's giving them. 03:58:57.320 --> 03:59:04.920 Kate is kitchen, uh, no, he's not kitchen, he's prep window, but luckily I knew he's 03:59:04.920 --> 03:59:09.400 prep window. 03:59:09.400 --> 03:59:10.400 That is not kitchen. 03:59:10.400 --> 03:59:15.160 That's why like, if you're in low ranks bro, I'm not even kidding, like you could actually 03:59:15.160 --> 03:59:18.240 just mute your team because the calls are so bad. 03:59:18.240 --> 03:59:22.840 The calls are so bad, like, and we've all gotten killed with the calls before. 03:59:22.840 --> 03:59:25.160 I hope you have an okay day. Appreciate that, Brody. 03:59:30.160 --> 03:59:31.600 We need to locate a bomb. 03:59:33.840 --> 03:59:36.000 We popped out at one in the morn. 03:59:39.400 --> 03:59:41.360 You're advised your drone has located a bomb. 03:59:43.240 --> 03:59:45.280 Alright, we should get a 1.9, can't do that from this game. 03:59:45.280 --> 03:59:55.520 Nice shirt, yeah, girth and turf, baby. 03:59:55.520 --> 03:59:56.520 Girth and turf. 03:59:56.520 --> 03:59:58.520 Lewis, take him to the prime. 03:59:58.520 --> 03:59:59.520 Run to him, take him to the prime. 03:59:59.520 --> 04:00:00.520 Do you play much Siege? 04:00:00.520 --> 04:00:01.520 I'm on Siege right now. 04:00:01.520 --> 04:00:07.520 They got to play Siege every day for like 10 minutes. 04:00:07.520 --> 04:00:08.520 And chess. 04:00:08.520 --> 04:00:09.520 And lead. 04:00:09.520 --> 04:00:13.760 I'm grinding Siege, chess, and league right now, that's what I'm stimming on right 04:00:13.760 --> 04:00:14.760 now. 04:00:14.760 --> 04:00:18.760 You've located a bomb. Make your way to this location and defuse it. 04:00:29.760 --> 04:00:30.760 Reloading. 04:00:31.760 --> 04:00:32.760 Drone's ready. 04:00:32.760 --> 04:00:35.760 Play call to duty. Um, I would rather get ganked. 04:00:36.760 --> 04:00:38.760 I would literally rather get ganked. 04:01:14.760 --> 04:01:21.760 I think it'll be really smart though. 04:01:44.760 --> 04:01:53.080 I'm just going to hold this angle for a minute like a freak, that's my team dad's 04:02:23.080 --> 04:02:30.080 of 04:02:30.080 --> 04:02:32.080 death of 04:02:32.080 --> 04:02:34.080 death 04:02:34.080 --> 04:02:36.080 of 04:02:36.080 --> 04:02:38.080 death 04:02:38.080 --> 04:02:40.080 of 04:02:40.080 --> 04:02:42.080 death 04:02:42.080 --> 04:02:44.080 of 04:02:44.080 --> 04:02:46.080 death 04:02:46.080 --> 04:02:48.080 of 04:03:18.080 --> 04:03:30.280 I mean it's just it's just it's just light work dude it's fucking light work 04:03:30.280 --> 04:03:36.320 light work no reaction light work no reaction you know that we broke up yo 04:03:36.320 --> 04:03:40.560 Brendan do me a favor bro and get the fuck out of this chat before you get 04:03:40.560 --> 04:03:46.080 banned Brendan I already addressed your psychosis that you're typing in the 04:03:46.080 --> 04:03:51.080 But I've never even met you. We didn't break up. Get out! 04:04:01.080 --> 04:04:03.080 I already addressed your insanity, bro. 04:04:03.080 --> 04:04:20.480 bro make it count play it straight don't look back don't hesitate when you go big 04:04:20.480 --> 04:04:28.900 me how did my camera freeze me how me how me how me how 04:04:28.900 --> 04:04:40.900 Yo, Azami, what do you want anything? 04:04:40.900 --> 04:04:42.900 I 04:04:56.900 --> 04:05:02.320 Mean you really camera to yellow 04:05:10.900 --> 04:05:12.900 Get ready to engage. 04:05:17.900 --> 04:05:19.900 Grote Man trying in video games. 04:05:19.900 --> 04:05:21.900 Uh, bubbles. 04:05:21.900 --> 04:05:23.900 Am I supposed to lose on purpose? 04:05:23.900 --> 04:05:25.900 Because I'm 24? 04:05:25.900 --> 04:05:27.900 I don't understand. 04:05:31.900 --> 04:05:33.900 Here we go again. 04:06:10.900 --> 04:06:20.900 Here comes the three freest kills in my life. 04:06:20.900 --> 04:06:35.900 What? 04:06:35.900 --> 04:06:37.580 This is awkward. 04:06:37.580 --> 04:06:38.580 This is awkward. 04:06:38.580 --> 04:06:39.580 This is awkward. 04:06:39.580 --> 04:06:40.580 This is awkward. 04:06:40.580 --> 04:06:43.620 standing on that yellow thing somebody can get a free kill maybe crotch on the 04:06:43.620 --> 04:06:46.740 yellow thing somebody swingers swingers swingers swingers swingers swingers 04:06:46.740 --> 04:06:49.140 nice 04:06:49.940 --> 04:06:52.900 chop right chop right chop right 04:06:52.900 --> 04:06:58.100 ah for last offstanding nice just a garbog two ping around two ping 04:06:58.100 --> 04:07:01.140 i'm reloading 04:07:04.580 --> 04:07:08.100 solos has the plants in out over me 04:07:08.100 --> 04:07:11.260 Okay, never mind grown man, not trying. 04:07:11.260 --> 04:07:12.620 BOMB IS NOT THE FUCK UP! 04:07:20.620 --> 04:07:22.140 You might try to hide away. 04:07:22.140 --> 04:07:25.100 What's the point of playing soloist if you're not going to defen- 04:07:25.100 --> 04:07:27.100 Send the plane! 04:07:27.100 --> 04:07:29.100 Go under the site! 04:07:29.100 --> 04:07:31.100 Now we lose! 04:07:31.100 --> 04:07:33.100 What the fuck? 04:07:33.100 --> 04:07:37.100 You're a fucking amarod! 04:07:41.100 --> 04:07:45.100 Please fail, all friendly's were eliminated. 04:07:48.100 --> 04:07:50.100 No words, bro. 04:07:50.100 --> 04:07:52.100 No fucking words, man. 04:07:52.100 --> 04:07:54.100 You're sold us, you're playing below, 04:07:54.100 --> 04:07:58.060 Isolating your teammate you're isolating your teammate. You're allowing your teammate to die 04:07:58.140 --> 04:08:02.420 So why would you not just go under where the fucking diffuse is gonna be? 04:08:04.980 --> 04:08:10.500 Your teeth plaque is emerald green boggles I will fold velocity right hook you in the chin 04:08:24.100 --> 04:08:34.300 you missed your shot yeah I missed my shot which happens in Siege he 04:08:34.300 --> 04:08:39.220 fundamentally made a horrific, horrific decision that I would never make I would 04:08:39.220 --> 04:08:44.100 never let my teammate die in sight as Solas and then not defend the plant 04:08:44.100 --> 04:08:50.260 simultaneously he basically just into it he disagreed he's not even under 04:08:50.260 --> 04:09:04.260 where the diffuser is going to be as long as I never miss yeah yeah right 04:09:20.260 --> 04:09:27.260 He's basically sacrificing his teammate dying so he can deny the plant and then doesn't 04:09:50.260 --> 04:09:59.980 a zombie can I get a zombie right here thank you 04:10:50.260 --> 04:11:00.260 of 04:11:00.260 --> 04:11:16.260 the 04:11:16.260 --> 04:11:18.260 I don't know how to do that. 04:11:26.260 --> 04:11:28.260 He might have destroyed. 04:11:46.260 --> 04:11:48.260 I'm up in that. 04:11:55.060 --> 04:11:57.060 Is that my window? 04:11:57.060 --> 04:11:59.060 Holy voicemark. 04:12:00.660 --> 04:12:02.660 I'm one HP chat. 04:12:06.100 --> 04:12:08.100 Up for last upstanding. 04:12:16.260 --> 04:12:42.160 start up he's fighting me right now nice guys nice daddy fuck me are there 04:12:42.160 --> 04:12:44.560 Are there any mobs in here? Seriously. 04:12:44.560 --> 04:12:48.640 Uh, guys, this isn't, um, like X videos, bro. 04:12:48.640 --> 04:12:51.040 This is Twitch. What is this chat? 04:12:51.040 --> 04:12:53.760 High fives, let's go. Like, get these guys out of here. 04:12:53.760 --> 04:12:57.640 Seriously. Show good thinking to the prime. 04:12:57.640 --> 04:13:00.280 Flat thinking to the prime. 04:13:00.280 --> 04:13:03.640 When will you pay me for these view bots? 04:13:03.640 --> 04:13:04.640 Okay. 04:13:09.520 --> 04:13:10.520 But... 04:13:12.160 --> 04:13:18.740 Oh, hi guys is typing in now. 04:13:18.740 --> 04:13:22.360 Hi guys just typed jinksy fuff me. 04:13:22.360 --> 04:13:28.820 Yo boggles like chat, let's just appreciate the fact that every morning at five in the 04:13:28.820 --> 04:13:34.300 morning boggles is in the stream rage baiting brother this guy literally dedicated his 04:13:34.300 --> 04:13:36.260 entire life to rage bait. 04:13:36.260 --> 04:13:38.420 That is the most dedication I've ever seen. 04:13:38.420 --> 04:13:43.980 He's in Austria, so it's just five in the morning for him when he's in here. 04:13:43.980 --> 04:13:47.220 I mean, Boggles, are you a fucking psychopath, bro? 04:13:47.220 --> 04:13:50.580 Are you legitimately a fucking psychopath, dude? 04:13:50.580 --> 04:13:51.580 W Passion. 04:13:51.580 --> 04:13:52.580 Secure the bombs. 04:13:52.580 --> 04:13:53.580 Boggles made you a mess, huh? 04:13:53.580 --> 04:13:54.580 Yeah. 04:13:54.580 --> 04:13:55.580 Yeah, yeah. 04:13:55.580 --> 04:13:57.580 Maybe you have a hook at this. 04:13:58.460 --> 04:13:58.960 Yeah. 04:14:00.680 --> 04:14:01.180 Yeah, yeah. 04:14:05.880 --> 04:14:08.180 I'll forest-located a bomb. Get ready for a- 04:14:17.180 --> 04:14:19.180 Um, it's 9, dude. 04:14:19.180 --> 04:14:21.680 Do you know what a time zone is, dude? 04:14:22.980 --> 04:14:24.980 Oh, world doesn't revolve around you! 04:14:25.580 --> 04:14:28.580 10 seconds to insertion. 04:14:28.580 --> 04:14:31.580 3 again, get going. 04:14:36.580 --> 04:14:39.580 A4 is located in the bottom. Get ready to engage. 04:14:39.580 --> 04:14:41.580 3, I can see. 04:14:49.580 --> 04:14:51.580 Wapping man! 04:14:51.580 --> 04:14:53.580 Huh? 04:14:53.580 --> 04:14:56.580 Who said you could speak? 04:14:56.580 --> 04:14:59.580 I'm streaming bro. I miss click again. 04:14:59.580 --> 04:15:01.580 I miss click every time. 04:15:23.580 --> 04:15:28.580 two 04:15:28.580 --> 04:15:33.580 to 04:15:33.580 --> 04:15:37.580 death 04:15:37.580 --> 04:15:41.580 of 04:15:41.580 --> 04:15:46.580 death 04:15:46.580 --> 04:15:51.580 death 04:15:51.580 --> 04:16:14.920 It's like no man's land inside Jesus Christ 04:16:14.920 --> 04:16:22.080 Fuck an Armageddon there 04:16:29.720 --> 04:16:34.080 Planting pit once on verb once plan to get behind the metal thing planting by the metal thing 04:16:37.400 --> 04:16:39.400 All right the guy on birth went down ready 04:16:44.920 --> 04:16:52.920 If we go there again, uh, Miho, I think we, uh, roam. I think we roam if we go there again. 04:16:52.920 --> 04:17:00.920 But, that way they can't just, like, rally meet us in the objective. 04:17:00.920 --> 04:17:12.920 Plays a ranked game, cries when it's hard. Uh, boggles, I'm chilling, brother. I'm fucking coolcom-connecting. 04:17:12.920 --> 04:17:17.920 Literally, shabbit of boggles, I don't know what you're saying. 04:17:17.920 --> 04:17:20.520 Say I love you one last time, and then I'll leave. 04:17:20.520 --> 04:17:23.520 Brendan, get the fuck out of the stream, Brendan. 04:17:23.520 --> 04:17:25.520 Brendan, we didn't date? 04:17:25.520 --> 04:17:27.520 Brendan, I've never met you. 04:17:27.520 --> 04:17:29.520 We've never been on a date, Brendan. 04:17:29.520 --> 04:17:32.520 Are you in like psychosis right now? 04:17:32.520 --> 04:17:34.520 High-vives, Colin. 04:17:34.520 --> 04:17:37.520 Yo, high-vives, what's up? 04:17:37.520 --> 04:17:39.520 Hey, Jay-Z, how's it going, bro? 04:17:39.520 --> 04:17:40.520 How are the ranked games? 04:17:40.520 --> 04:17:43.320 Oh good bro. How are you doing? 04:17:43.320 --> 04:17:47.320 I've been doing amazing bro. So basically I just wanted to 04:17:47.320 --> 04:17:52.920 and chat now that R6 and Clitch are doing this partnership thing. 04:17:52.920 --> 04:17:55.520 Where to secure the area. Keep the bomb protected. 04:17:55.520 --> 04:17:57.320 Stop for the Q1 stop. 04:17:57.320 --> 04:17:58.520 One second stop. 04:17:58.520 --> 04:17:59.920 Give me the Chanka. 04:17:59.920 --> 04:18:01.920 That's all Clitch. 04:18:01.920 --> 04:18:03.720 One second over. 04:18:03.720 --> 04:18:05.520 Holy ad, hi guys. 04:18:05.520 --> 04:18:07.520 Wait what is this ad read? 04:18:07.520 --> 04:18:13.000 wait if they stop they get a what 04:18:15.000 --> 04:18:19.540 me home I did not say that 04:18:37.520 --> 04:18:42.400 Yo, I have my for it. What type of ad read is this? 04:18:44.040 --> 04:18:46.720 James, they were two of them. I'd have us. Thank you 04:18:58.840 --> 04:19:01.160 Bob is a few steps, but in Tampa, I swear 04:19:07.520 --> 04:19:10.040 Mihoff with the five gifted appreciate that Mihoff 04:19:21.160 --> 04:19:25.220 Giddy react to all the League of Legends cinematics break that take like 27 hours 04:19:27.000 --> 04:19:30.640 Isn't there a bunch dream blunt rotation 04:20:07.520 --> 04:20:09.520 I heard the other guy. Jesus. 04:20:09.520 --> 04:20:11.520 I thought he went. 04:20:28.520 --> 04:20:30.520 Osa has a shield on this window. 04:20:30.520 --> 04:20:32.520 Can somebody explain this Osa shield on this yellow thing here? 04:20:34.520 --> 04:20:35.520 Oh, shit on her. 04:20:37.520 --> 04:20:51.440 I love that perspective! 04:20:51.440 --> 04:20:56.200 Um, on Skydive balcony. 04:20:56.200 --> 04:21:06.720 Jinx, you do a stream where you do a handstand on an LMI. 04:21:06.720 --> 04:21:09.200 Yeah, that's a permanent ban. 04:21:09.200 --> 04:21:10.200 Muds, perma. 04:21:10.200 --> 04:21:24.360 The last operator standing down to 15 seconds 04:21:54.360 --> 04:22:11.720 I don't think that's gonna work out, I think this guy might be the worst soloist player 04:22:11.720 --> 04:22:13.280 I've ever seen in my life. 04:22:13.280 --> 04:22:15.840 So let's think of it, it's your one. 04:22:15.840 --> 04:22:24.120 I think we just get you inside to win and we just win. 04:22:24.120 --> 04:22:30.120 He's just in sight with a gun we learned but he's trying to like play like Macy J and he's just does not have the game sense for that. 04:22:30.120 --> 04:22:32.120 Gelato, think of it as your one. 04:22:37.120 --> 04:22:42.120 Chats not Elbully, he's just grieving the game playing soloist. It's the second round we've lost with him below. 04:22:43.120 --> 04:22:47.120 He's empty. You sound tight. 04:22:47.120 --> 04:23:04.120 Mods, I don't even know. Mods, I don't even know. You sound tight. Yeah, we're getting 04:23:04.120 --> 04:23:05.120 instant. 04:23:05.120 --> 04:23:09.120 I need to use your drone to locate the bombs. 04:23:09.120 --> 04:23:13.120 He lasted longer than you? Well, yeah, that's because he's hiding downstairs letting his 04:23:13.120 --> 04:23:16.120 entire team die. Also, have the two opening picks, bro. 04:23:16.120 --> 04:23:29.120 Please leave three times and I'll throw it around the world inting. 04:23:29.120 --> 04:23:32.120 How about as I played ten times, buddy? 04:23:32.120 --> 04:23:36.120 Wait, how about, have I played nine times or ten times? 04:23:36.120 --> 04:23:41.120 The advice your drone has located upon. 04:23:41.120 --> 04:23:43.120 Insertion in ten seconds. 04:23:43.120 --> 04:23:49.520 why are you breathing five seconds to go 04:23:50.960 --> 04:23:56.360 you found a bomb it's your way to its location to defuse it 04:23:57.520 --> 04:24:04.240 the defuser is no longer in your possession the user is now secured 04:24:04.240 --> 04:24:24.760 What the fuck how did that get there we what 04:24:54.760 --> 04:24:59.760 Rainbow Six Siege in the big 2026. Switch it up, bro. 04:24:59.760 --> 04:25:04.760 It was the fifth most watched FPS game in the world last year. 04:25:04.760 --> 04:25:07.760 Or no, sorry, fifth most watched Esport game. 04:25:54.760 --> 04:26:10.400 I have a way less scary easy way to win the game instead of going up top because that's 04:26:10.400 --> 04:26:11.400 like a nightmare. 04:26:11.400 --> 04:26:16.240 I think we just go down and then we have two people roam up top so they can't just get 04:26:16.240 --> 04:26:20.240 and I could run but we need to hold site. 04:26:20.240 --> 04:26:26.240 I got set. 04:26:26.240 --> 04:26:30.240 Upstairs has been a little bit of a nightmare. 04:26:30.240 --> 04:26:40.240 I just need one guy to run with me like maybe vigil or something and just break for above site and then you guys just hold site. 04:26:40.240 --> 04:26:43.800 Please get ignored and go top bottles. You're actually sick in that 04:26:45.880 --> 04:26:49.840 Can we do a selfie after the game Nick what? 04:26:52.180 --> 04:26:58.520 You make me hate myself Jinxie, I don't even know what that means. How do I have how do I have that effect? 04:27:01.560 --> 04:27:03.560 How do I have that effect young? 04:27:03.560 --> 04:27:06.560 Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected. 04:27:07.560 --> 04:27:09.560 Hey, Jinxy, when is the Wiener reveal? 04:27:15.560 --> 04:27:17.560 When is minecraft with Ron? Ah, the 60. 04:27:19.560 --> 04:27:20.560 60. 04:27:33.560 --> 04:27:52.840 are you a talking edge bomb located by off-board can see all jokes aside I miss 04:27:52.840 --> 04:27:59.840 my balls for Brandon get the fuck out of the channel. 04:28:22.840 --> 04:28:50.840 I'm not going to punch the castles, it's not going to be fun. 04:28:50.840 --> 04:28:58.120 my parents make me watch your streams as punishment I had a doubt about that 04:28:58.120 --> 04:29:01.680 highly fucking doubt that 04:29:03.640 --> 04:29:10.160 I'm reloading are you sticking your tongue out for me Zendee I just do it 04:29:10.160 --> 04:29:14.400 naturally when I'm locked in on a game you sick psycho 04:29:50.840 --> 04:29:52.840 behind you Thunderbird. 04:29:56.200 --> 04:29:58.360 Hey look it's the same guy who was playing Soldier. 04:29:58.360 --> 04:30:02.360 That guy literally is like the worst player I've ever seen right now. 04:30:02.360 --> 04:30:04.360 Nomads on the Seattle thing, Cap Yamp on the Seattle thing, 04:30:04.360 --> 04:30:05.860 on the Seattle thing, on the Seattle thing. 04:30:05.860 --> 04:30:08.960 You have to kill the snowman if you jump out. 04:30:08.960 --> 04:30:09.800 Hi, hi, fuck. 04:30:11.560 --> 04:30:13.440 All right, nomads going upstairs. 04:30:13.440 --> 04:30:14.720 There's no threats right now. 04:30:14.720 --> 04:30:15.560 Nice to meet you. 04:30:15.560 --> 04:30:17.880 Just chill out, chill out, they have no time. 04:30:17.880 --> 04:30:19.560 I have a bakery cam. 04:30:19.560 --> 04:30:21.560 Bacary, Bacary, Bacary! 04:30:24.040 --> 04:30:26.040 Wait, not anymore. No, no, no, not anymore. 04:30:27.280 --> 04:30:29.200 Went up to the roof, I think. 04:30:29.200 --> 04:30:32.080 One's gonna come down, red, but, one's above. 04:30:34.160 --> 04:30:35.000 15 seconds. 04:30:35.000 --> 04:30:36.000 They're not pushing Bacary. 04:30:36.000 --> 04:30:37.600 I don't know what they're pushing. 04:30:38.960 --> 04:30:39.840 Three drafts! 04:30:39.840 --> 04:30:41.120 On cap again, on cap again! 04:30:41.120 --> 04:30:43.000 Help him, help him! 04:30:43.000 --> 04:30:44.200 Help him! 04:30:44.200 --> 04:30:46.000 Five seconds left. 04:30:46.000 --> 04:30:47.480 One out four remaining. 04:30:47.480 --> 04:30:49.480 side window 04:31:01.640 --> 04:31:03.640 Nice carry man 04:31:17.480 --> 04:31:27.480 I was going to say I'm confused, am I illegal to get out? 04:31:27.480 --> 04:31:30.480 Am I illegal to get out? 04:31:30.480 --> 04:31:38.240 Alright we won, thank god, thank god we won. 04:31:38.240 --> 04:31:39.240 What does this mean? 04:31:39.240 --> 04:31:43.480 Does this mean somebody on my team was cheating? 04:31:43.480 --> 04:31:46.960 Who was cheating on my team though? 04:31:46.960 --> 04:31:48.280 Who was cheating on my team? 04:31:48.280 --> 04:31:50.200 Chastity, anybody on my team looks sus 04:31:50.200 --> 04:31:52.200 in the last couple days. 04:31:52.200 --> 04:31:53.540 Who was cheating on my team? 04:31:57.840 --> 04:32:00.480 All right Chastity, we get on League. 04:32:00.480 --> 04:32:01.720 Who was cheating on my team? 04:32:03.840 --> 04:32:05.300 So fucking cringe. 04:32:06.280 --> 04:32:10.040 I said we said Muda and I never played ranked with Muda. 04:32:10.040 --> 04:32:11.840 I never played ranked with Muda. 04:32:11.840 --> 04:32:13.880 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 04:32:16.960 --> 04:32:21.960 Chad what is Dante's doing? What is Dante's doing right now? What is Dante's doing? 04:32:24.960 --> 04:32:26.960 What is Dante's doing? Let's see. 04:32:28.960 --> 04:32:32.960 I'm going to take out a pound on town. So what is Dante's doing? 04:32:36.960 --> 04:32:39.960 I'm going to clear the rest of the boss and then I'll put you back on the dragon. 04:32:39.960 --> 04:32:43.960 He's in a game, just started. Okay, I'll play one more game. Chad tell Dante's I said one more. 04:32:43.960 --> 04:32:49.960 Tell the office I said one more game and I'm ready. 04:32:49.960 --> 04:32:51.960 Tell them to don't start another game. 04:32:51.960 --> 04:32:53.960 We'll finish at the same time. One more. 04:33:13.960 --> 04:33:16.020 you 04:33:43.960 --> 04:33:46.020 you 04:34:13.960 --> 04:34:15.960 You 04:34:43.960 --> 04:34:44.960 Yeah. 04:34:44.960 --> 04:35:13.960 Yeah, GenC. 04:35:13.960 --> 04:35:20.960 What's up, what's up. 04:35:20.960 --> 04:35:22.960 Yo guys, what's up, what's up. 04:35:22.960 --> 04:35:26.960 What's up GenC. It's, I'm the ram from like, border a couple of games ago. 04:35:26.960 --> 04:35:28.960 Did we win or did we lose? 04:35:28.960 --> 04:35:34.960 We lost and then you put it on a game and you didn't want to get on border. 04:35:34.960 --> 04:35:38.960 Oh, okay, okay, okay. But let's win this one. 04:35:38.960 --> 04:35:42.240 Oh my god every time I play organ bra my pussy gets so wet 04:35:47.040 --> 04:35:49.840 I don't know why I just said that um I get harvest what I meant to say 04:35:51.600 --> 04:35:54.000 I'm gonna open up attic and sneak in through attic with my brick 04:36:00.160 --> 04:36:03.920 Which I don't know why I said that sometimes my brain glitches and malfunctions 04:36:03.920 --> 04:36:06.800 Swizz will be able to get to the low chat last game and then we're on league 04:36:06.800 --> 04:36:08.800 Tell Dantez to be ready. 04:36:08.800 --> 04:36:10.800 We're broken our last hand. 04:36:14.800 --> 04:36:16.800 See you tomorrow, fatass. 04:36:16.800 --> 04:36:17.800 Love you, say it back. 04:36:17.800 --> 04:36:19.800 Brendan, I'm not like Brendan. 04:36:19.800 --> 04:36:21.800 Just go. Go, Brendan. 04:36:27.800 --> 04:36:30.800 Worst Darth Maul of my sneakers. 04:36:30.800 --> 04:36:33.800 Ah, ma'am, just ban that guy for nine minutes. 04:36:36.800 --> 04:36:40.680 I haven't I haven't had a cup can and not my first 04:36:43.840 --> 04:36:48.840 He has not left out it so yes, how those two people out of side, so this is a night 04:36:58.960 --> 04:37:00.960 And there's only like three on site 04:37:00.960 --> 04:37:02.960 I'm trying to stay 04:37:03.360 --> 04:37:05.360 Hey, they were starting to get into higher ranks 04:37:21.360 --> 04:37:26.260 Good old organ attack man leaving the spot is literally like Armageddon 04:37:26.260 --> 04:37:33.260 That was kind of a bot move though, I like it you're owned in. 04:37:33.260 --> 04:37:36.260 Getting me low. 04:37:36.260 --> 04:37:37.260 That's bonkey chat? 04:37:37.260 --> 04:37:47.260 That's bonkey chat is like 12 years old by the way. 04:37:47.260 --> 04:37:52.260 Federer is playing Bodo, close to Javi, Ash might be able to walk out of him if he's 04:37:52.260 --> 04:37:59.620 I just told Fenrir I think we have to focus on that first um Ash you can just walk out 04:38:29.620 --> 04:38:31.620 friendly operator remaining 04:38:33.620 --> 04:38:35.620 you're gonna have to pistol a few shots once you 04:38:35.620 --> 04:38:37.620 you're swinging the trophy door 04:38:43.620 --> 04:38:45.620 good try, good try, good try 04:38:49.620 --> 04:38:51.620 that one was kind of a bot moment by me 04:38:51.620 --> 04:38:53.620 I called out Attic and he grabbed Attic 04:38:53.620 --> 04:38:55.620 that's all 04:38:59.620 --> 04:39:08.440 I think we banned Kavir because the hatches. 04:39:08.440 --> 04:39:11.660 How is it that whenever I watch your stream you are dead? 04:39:11.660 --> 04:39:12.960 Send your puss. 04:39:12.960 --> 04:39:14.740 Your name is send your puss. 04:39:14.740 --> 04:39:18.420 You got the Monty Band, good work. 04:39:18.420 --> 04:39:21.280 Your name is literally send your puss, bro. 04:39:21.280 --> 04:39:25.440 Who are you feeling like? 04:39:25.440 --> 04:39:26.440 Like who? 04:39:26.440 --> 04:39:27.440 Who are you feeling like? 04:39:27.440 --> 04:39:28.440 Dead ass! 04:39:28.440 --> 04:39:38.440 Your name is Senor Puss. 04:39:38.440 --> 04:39:48.440 Jinxie, revive Batty Hub. 04:39:48.440 --> 04:39:49.440 No. 04:39:49.440 --> 04:39:56.440 Jynxie low-grade, Breed and League and Spectator and Siege. Get the Yi skin by the way. Shut up, bro. 04:40:09.440 --> 04:40:13.440 Jynxie, my puh is vet and ready. Miles from a bandit. 04:40:19.440 --> 04:40:26.000 Oh my god that's so mythical I used to grind grow to be able to my brother 04:40:45.120 --> 04:40:47.120 Get a free kill I'm not getting 04:40:49.440 --> 04:41:13.240 I'm serious, watch out for my truck C4, and I'm on. 04:41:13.240 --> 04:41:15.040 One killer, one killed. 04:41:15.040 --> 04:41:18.040 Clash on ping. Clash on two ping. 04:41:25.040 --> 04:41:27.040 Renews 2-1 with me. 04:41:31.040 --> 04:41:32.040 I'm rotating. 04:42:15.040 --> 04:42:34.980 I think for the band a rune is on me if they're playing Fender every round their 04:42:34.980 --> 04:42:37.380 DMR crushing the Rooney maybe Rooney. 04:42:40.080 --> 04:42:41.480 Yeah, Rooney's not about shout. 04:42:44.480 --> 04:42:47.080 Can I buy your panties for 10 renown? 04:42:47.780 --> 04:42:49.080 I don't have panties bro. 04:42:50.780 --> 04:42:54.380 Also even if just stop I don't even know why I'm responding. 04:42:56.680 --> 04:42:57.980 Worst class player I've ever seen. 04:42:57.980 --> 04:42:59.080 I didn't even do that bad. 04:42:59.080 --> 04:43:00.580 He just his whole team died. 04:43:00.980 --> 04:43:03.980 The thing about shield operators bro and why it's kind of 04:43:03.980 --> 04:43:08.780 like it reminds me of like playing support in league honestly if your team's 04:43:08.780 --> 04:43:11.700 dead like if your team's dying you can't do anything with a shield operator but 04:43:11.700 --> 04:43:16.220 if your team's good shield operators are so fucking good 04:43:17.420 --> 04:43:21.060 I'm loving it a lot today 04:43:21.620 --> 04:43:25.620 hop on people for a lot of you guys are gonna see a bomb I've given people I'm 04:43:25.620 --> 04:43:28.180 not fucking nothing 04:43:28.180 --> 04:43:35.180 But I might, I might get him. 04:43:35.180 --> 04:43:40.180 Uh, that's seriously gonna look good, too. 04:43:40.180 --> 04:43:48.180 Drone has located a bomb. 04:43:48.180 --> 04:43:57.180 Almost got away, almost got away, almost got away, almost got away. 04:43:57.180 --> 04:44:11.340 10 seconds, 5 seconds, grinder revives, 1c1, it can lead to its location, Nidale is playing 04:44:11.340 --> 04:44:17.500 somewhere upstairs, let's see if anything puts freezer, 2 rosers just to save funds 04:44:17.500 --> 04:44:26.420 from sight, this is soft, 1 elbow, then your elbow, 04:44:26.420 --> 04:44:30.420 Do we know are there any tower? 04:44:30.420 --> 04:44:32.420 So fucking bad. 04:44:32.420 --> 04:44:36.420 I think, uh, two more hours towering. 04:44:36.420 --> 04:44:38.420 Did that guy just hit you? 04:44:46.420 --> 04:44:48.420 Pixel peeking PUNCHY! 04:44:48.420 --> 04:44:56.420 Oh my god, I want to get on defense so bad and just literally drop a nuke. 04:44:56.420 --> 04:44:59.420 I want to get on defense so bad. 04:44:59.420 --> 04:45:04.420 I'm going to kill the trap here. 04:45:04.420 --> 04:45:06.420 Yeah, I'm on. 04:45:06.420 --> 04:45:18.240 Jinxy, can you revive my sex life? 04:45:18.240 --> 04:45:20.820 Uh, Giraffe, what the fuck do you think, bro? 04:45:20.820 --> 04:45:22.220 Giraffe, how do you want me to do that, bro? 04:45:22.220 --> 04:45:23.700 Do you want to start banging me? 04:45:23.700 --> 04:45:26.220 Like, what do you want me to do? 04:45:26.220 --> 04:45:31.300 What's- what's his meeting? 04:45:31.300 --> 04:45:32.300 Here we go. 04:45:32.300 --> 04:45:33.300 Argus positioned. 04:45:33.300 --> 04:45:34.300 Look, you should help him, sir. 04:45:34.300 --> 04:45:35.300 He's in meeting. 04:45:35.300 --> 04:45:45.300 I'm on the left operator, you're trying, you're trying, you're trying, you're trying, we're delimiting it. 04:45:48.300 --> 04:45:51.300 My bad, I thought the guy close was still up, I didn't realize you knocked him. 04:45:51.300 --> 04:45:55.300 No, no, that's not on you at all bro. It was a 2v5. 04:45:55.300 --> 04:45:59.300 Yeah, I could have also zed her through the wall, I didn't realize you were that close. 04:46:05.300 --> 04:46:07.380 Jinx, you provide some sex into your life, 04:46:07.380 --> 04:46:11.980 boggles, take your keyboard and just shove it up your ass, 04:46:11.980 --> 04:46:12.900 legitimately. 04:46:14.500 --> 04:46:16.860 It's Faker's birthday today in league, really. 04:46:18.660 --> 04:46:21.260 Chat, I, with chat, I found out last night 04:46:21.260 --> 04:46:25.980 that Faker's salary in league is like $8 million a year, 04:46:25.980 --> 04:46:30.980 not counting, not counting like brand deals and stuff. 04:46:32.380 --> 04:46:33.900 That is insane. 04:46:33.900 --> 04:46:38.060 Highest paid in sports player ever probably just like holding deserved to 04:46:39.460 --> 04:46:43.420 He's one like how many world championships like three or something or four 04:46:47.620 --> 04:46:49.620 Eight million dollars a year, bro 04:46:52.900 --> 04:46:55.340 No, it's not even a leak I just looked it up on Google I 04:46:56.780 --> 04:47:00.180 Just looked up a faker salary area keep the bombs protected 04:47:00.180 --> 04:47:06.700 Oh six six million here my back six million 04:47:13.060 --> 04:47:18.180 Holding deserve those like the best gamer ever 04:47:21.580 --> 04:47:24.620 Yeah, he has ownership in T1 as well. Yeah, I read that too 04:47:30.180 --> 04:47:39.580 Oh, six world titles! 04:47:39.580 --> 04:47:51.580 How are you liking PCR6? 04:47:51.580 --> 04:47:55.900 It's probably the most refreshing and fun thing ever for me. 04:47:55.900 --> 04:47:59.820 I was always scared of playing PCR6 because of cheaters, but like, I haven't really 04:47:59.820 --> 04:48:04.220 ran into too many cheaters bro i think this is an attic take i'm not hearing anything from son 04:48:04.780 --> 04:48:07.900 i didn't see anyone it's just buck's construction they're supposed to spawn 04:48:07.900 --> 04:48:11.740 these are the worst hattles in the game by the way these are like cheaters 04:48:13.340 --> 04:48:15.740 totally because of you 04:48:20.220 --> 04:48:22.780 i fucking hate these hattles i don't know why they're not alive 04:49:52.780 --> 04:50:06.700 I don't know, bro. It's just like I just I'm just in flow stage. I don't understand flow stage. 04:50:11.580 --> 04:50:14.300 Do you see what language is this stream? What do you think, Zendie? 04:50:14.300 --> 04:50:17.300 What, was that foggy moment? 04:50:17.300 --> 04:50:19.300 It's one of those love fog things. 04:50:19.300 --> 04:50:20.300 Eugh. 04:50:20.300 --> 04:50:21.300 Oh, damn sleepy boy. 04:50:21.300 --> 04:50:22.300 Fuck it, sleepy. 04:50:22.300 --> 04:50:25.300 It's okay though, because I gotta lock in for League. 04:50:25.300 --> 04:50:27.300 I gotta lock in mate. 04:50:27.300 --> 04:50:29.300 Chat is uh, Dante's ready? 04:50:29.300 --> 04:50:30.300 Is this game over? 04:50:30.300 --> 04:50:32.300 I wonder what goes by faster in League game? 04:50:32.300 --> 04:50:34.300 That's three minutes in. 04:50:34.300 --> 04:50:36.300 I'm gonna lock in for League. 04:50:36.300 --> 04:50:38.300 I gotta lock in mate. 04:50:38.300 --> 04:50:40.300 Chat is uh, Dante's ready? 04:50:40.300 --> 04:50:42.300 Is this game over? 04:50:42.300 --> 04:50:46.780 by faster a league game that's three minutes in or a cgm i guess it depends on the length of both 04:50:48.700 --> 04:50:53.580 love bugs this year are so bad bro yeah wait are love bugs like everywhere in florida how does that 04:50:53.580 --> 04:51:06.220 work i see them everywhere bro i see love bugs fucking everywhere literally literally everywhere 04:51:12.300 --> 04:51:22.300 I'm going to go back to the top. 04:51:22.300 --> 04:51:29.500 Jinxy is four inches enough. 04:51:29.500 --> 04:51:36.860 Come on, it's probably going to be better. 04:51:36.860 --> 04:51:37.860 Press where to gochat. 04:51:37.860 --> 04:51:40.860 in Florida there's a lot of butts in the back of the air 04:51:48.860 --> 04:51:51.860 Op4 has located a bomb, ready for hostile action 04:51:54.860 --> 04:51:56.860 Your location has been compromised 04:51:58.860 --> 04:51:59.860 Noting Mag! 04:52:29.860 --> 04:52:34.860 Do you stream where you braid your ass hairs? 04:52:37.860 --> 04:52:39.860 It's not mean. 04:52:59.860 --> 04:53:01.860 we need to kill 04:53:04.860 --> 04:53:06.860 main stairs 04:53:25.860 --> 04:53:27.860 look at the fireman 04:53:29.860 --> 04:53:36.860 that 04:53:42.380 --> 04:53:49.380 the taxes 04:53:49.380 --> 04:53:56.380 of 04:53:56.380 --> 04:53:59.380 of 04:53:59.380 --> 04:54:09.380 of 04:54:09.380 --> 04:54:15.380 of 04:54:15.380 --> 04:54:17.380 One down 04:54:45.380 --> 04:55:01.380 I'm playing so good out of your chat playing so fucking good out of your dude 04:55:01.380 --> 04:55:04.980 I'm playing so good out of your chat playing so fucking good out of your dude 04:55:18.300 --> 04:55:20.720 What do we prefer what do we prefer kitchen? 04:55:23.460 --> 04:55:28.900 No, no, no go go go meeting go meeting they're both kitchen just want to go meeting because dining is like unholdable 04:55:31.380 --> 04:55:38.380 Nip slip for the boys. 04:55:38.380 --> 04:55:45.380 Do a stream where you milk me dry. 04:55:45.380 --> 04:55:47.380 Alright. 04:55:47.380 --> 04:55:55.380 Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected. 04:55:55.380 --> 04:55:57.380 I 04:56:16.900 --> 04:56:19.300 Love the seed streams hate the streamer 04:56:21.700 --> 04:56:23.700 Okay, you guys gonna see the most like broken 04:56:25.380 --> 04:56:27.380 I'll just bounce them all down. 04:56:27.380 --> 04:56:28.380 Reload! 04:56:28.380 --> 04:56:30.380 Five seconds and counting. 04:56:30.380 --> 04:56:32.380 Let's find the technique! 04:56:36.380 --> 04:56:40.380 Uh, do you want this hatch topped on a green hatch? 04:56:40.380 --> 04:56:44.380 Uh, yeah, if we're gonna play over there, yeah, so just play over there. 04:56:46.380 --> 04:56:47.380 Well, Derek. 04:56:47.380 --> 04:56:48.380 Heart needs to interactivate. 04:56:48.380 --> 04:56:50.380 Buck down, small Derek. 04:56:50.380 --> 04:56:52.380 Reloading! 04:56:52.380 --> 04:56:58.380 I'm going to the house 04:56:58.380 --> 04:57:07.380 He's on the door 04:57:07.380 --> 04:57:13.380 I'm going to the house 04:57:13.380 --> 04:57:16.380 Pushing, uh, pardon, big shower. 04:57:17.380 --> 04:57:19.380 Nice, interesting angle. 04:57:21.380 --> 04:57:23.380 We got our first victim. 04:57:43.380 --> 04:57:49.020 you kill T1 T1 there's so one shot outside of white sasa you haven't 04:57:49.020 --> 04:57:51.220 heard 04:57:52.580 --> 04:57:58.540 that's nice jeez 04:58:03.020 --> 04:58:11.180 just it's just elegant really it's just elegant it's just elegant yo insane 04:58:11.180 --> 04:58:19.140 I'm thinking about bro. I'm telling you PCC just like that way PCC is fun 04:58:24.980 --> 04:58:28.180 Wow, wow, wow chat is not as ready 04:58:29.500 --> 04:58:32.960 He's in the game still. Oh my god. It's a sweaty ass game 04:58:41.180 --> 04:58:42.420 Oh my God, he's raging. 04:58:42.420 --> 04:58:44.020 He's raging. 04:58:44.020 --> 04:58:45.340 Chat, Jinxie called him. 04:58:47.900 --> 04:58:48.740 One more. 04:58:48.740 --> 04:58:49.580 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 04:58:49.580 --> 04:58:50.860 Dude, that winded on a high note. 04:58:50.860 --> 04:58:54.300 That's like three dubs, one loss, four dubs, one loss. 04:58:58.060 --> 04:58:58.900 One more chat. 04:58:58.900 --> 04:59:00.100 I hit so many clips, everything. 04:59:00.100 --> 04:59:00.940 We're a chat. 04:59:00.940 --> 04:59:03.780 I've hit three Ases on Siege in two days. 04:59:03.780 --> 04:59:05.100 I've never done that. 04:59:06.300 --> 04:59:08.100 And it's on PC of all places. 04:59:08.100 --> 04:59:13.820 I've never done that chat. That's actually insane. I'm calling down to us 04:59:15.300 --> 04:59:17.300 Insane 04:59:17.460 --> 04:59:23.020 Definitely in my prime three aces in two days is insane. Jin see yo don't just are you losing? 04:59:24.180 --> 04:59:29.220 Jin see this game is fucked up, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you bro. Could you scream chair? Yep 04:59:29.980 --> 04:59:32.460 Bro, I joined your stream and you were raging. What's going on? 04:59:33.780 --> 04:59:35.220 um 04:59:35.220 --> 04:59:38.060 It's like imagine you're doing a group project, right? 04:59:38.060 --> 04:59:45.140 And you're having like the big like body paragraph that you knew do and then you have like one guy that needs to do the intro 04:59:45.140 --> 04:59:47.500 And the other guy needs to do the conclusion, right? Yeah 04:59:48.340 --> 04:59:51.300 And then it's like you clock in the day of that you're supposed to like 04:59:51.620 --> 04:59:56.300 Sit there and actually submit everything and you realize that they did nothing and not even though they did nothing 04:59:56.300 --> 04:59:58.300 But they actually raised all your work as well 04:59:59.540 --> 05:00:01.700 So they like scribbled out your name and stuff 05:00:01.700 --> 05:00:06.700 Yeah, exactly. Boy, hold on. Maybe something goes crazy here. 05:00:20.700 --> 05:00:23.700 It's fuuuucked! 05:00:26.700 --> 05:00:28.700 Alright, but how are you doing, Tay-Jing-Si? 05:00:28.700 --> 05:00:36.200 I might have lost but I had to lose so you could win does that make sense? Oh my god, my chat couldn't screen that whole game bro 05:00:37.800 --> 05:00:43.120 Yeah, bro, I'm ready. Don't tense. How'd you feel today, Lee? Like what was your record? What was your record today? 05:00:43.780 --> 05:00:50.320 Today, I think we're like seven and after that loss. What are we? I think like either seven and three or seven and four 05:00:52.080 --> 05:00:57.240 Well, I just had like a elegant siege session, so I'm feeling great today like I just played lights out 05:00:57.240 --> 05:01:00.240 How many how many games that you went talk to me? 05:01:00.960 --> 05:01:03.320 I think I won four and lost one. I think 05:01:04.200 --> 05:01:09.760 Holy fuck, bro. You're about to be champion. Aren't you? Yeah, so I'm a good a champion on controller brown PC 05:01:10.480 --> 05:01:12.320 All right, so JNC 05:01:12.320 --> 05:01:18.520 Are you ready for me to break your brain today? Yeah, bro always bro. Let's do this shit 05:01:18.800 --> 05:01:22.840 okay, so I'm gonna stop by showing you something in practice tool and 05:01:22.840 --> 05:01:29.680 And then I'm gonna want you to do it too, but I think it's genuinely gonna help you a shit ton. Okay in practice tool 05:01:29.680 --> 05:01:34.360 Okay, yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna start off. Okay, so I'll walk in master and I want to show you something. Are you ready? 05:01:35.920 --> 05:01:42.480 Wait, do you want me to watch screen share? Yep. All right. I'm watching. Okay, so Jin see there's something that 05:01:45.040 --> 05:01:47.040 Input it loop 05:01:47.040 --> 05:01:55.280 Yeah, we're good now. We're good now. Okay, ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, so listen 05:01:56.000 --> 05:02:01.040 something that I want to explain to you is that what if I told you that League of Legends, 05:02:01.040 --> 05:02:05.440 when you're clearing and you're auto attacking is actually like a rhythm game? 05:02:08.800 --> 05:02:14.240 Yeah, that makes sense. I've asked you about that bro. You explain it back. You like talk 05:02:14.240 --> 05:02:16.600 talk about auto wing as if I know what that is. 05:02:16.600 --> 05:02:18.520 For a contest, you like, like, 05:02:18.520 --> 05:02:20.600 like, well, my problem is I spam tap 05:02:20.600 --> 05:02:22.640 and I know I spam tap, but then like, 05:02:22.640 --> 05:02:25.840 you're like, if you W, you cancel the auto of like the, 05:02:25.840 --> 05:02:27.680 like bro, what do I do? 05:02:27.680 --> 05:02:29.160 How do I kill someone? 05:02:29.160 --> 05:02:30.680 Okay, so let me show you, are you ready? 05:02:30.680 --> 05:02:31.960 So first thing we're gonna do, 05:02:31.960 --> 05:02:32.800 first thing we're gonna do is 05:02:32.800 --> 05:02:33.760 I'm actually gonna show you 05:02:33.760 --> 05:02:36.160 some like e-mechanics right now, right? 05:02:36.160 --> 05:02:37.040 And then I'm gonna want you 05:02:37.040 --> 05:02:39.720 to do some of them, okay, to, okay? 05:02:39.720 --> 05:02:40.760 Okay. 05:02:40.760 --> 05:02:41.600 All right. 05:02:41.600 --> 05:02:43.840 So the first one that I'm gonna show you 05:02:43.840 --> 05:02:46.740 is auto attack resetting, right? 05:02:46.740 --> 05:02:49.780 So you remember when I tell you to auto attack then Q? 05:02:49.780 --> 05:02:51.980 Yeah, auto Q, auto Q, auto Q, auto Q. 05:02:51.980 --> 05:02:54.140 So right now part of the problem is that when you do it, 05:02:54.140 --> 05:02:56.400 you do it like this, right? 05:02:58.700 --> 05:03:00.140 And it looks right, you know? 05:03:01.140 --> 05:03:02.380 But the thing about it is the reason 05:03:02.380 --> 05:03:03.820 why it's like auto Q is it's, 05:03:03.820 --> 05:03:05.300 because it's more like that, 05:03:05.300 --> 05:03:08.500 where you see when the damage tick goes off, 05:03:08.500 --> 05:03:10.060 so I'm gonna show you something, okay? 05:03:10.060 --> 05:03:12.020 I want you to look at the character 05:03:12.020 --> 05:03:13.980 And you see this little number that appears 05:03:13.980 --> 05:03:16.660 like the 54 orange, you see that? 05:03:16.660 --> 05:03:18.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it. 05:03:18.300 --> 05:03:19.340 Okay, correct. 05:03:19.340 --> 05:03:22.820 So the thing about it is that the second that appears, 05:03:22.820 --> 05:03:24.660 yeah, look, dude, it's perfect, okay? 05:03:24.660 --> 05:03:26.300 Cause now I'm gonna show you something. 05:03:26.300 --> 05:03:28.460 So the second that appears, it means 05:03:28.460 --> 05:03:29.900 that your damage went off. 05:03:29.900 --> 05:03:32.180 So if you actually use an ability, 05:03:32.180 --> 05:03:33.540 the second you see that, 05:03:33.540 --> 05:03:36.340 then you can cancel a bit of your animation 05:03:36.340 --> 05:03:37.340 to do it faster. 05:03:37.340 --> 05:03:39.140 So do you wanna see how that looks? 05:03:40.140 --> 05:03:42.620 Sure, but you're like cluttering my brain again, bro 05:03:42.620 --> 05:03:45.900 Do I have to you Q Q tap tap Q hold? 05:03:45.900 --> 05:03:48.340 Okay, you know, we'll make it simple make it simple make it very simple 05:03:48.340 --> 05:03:53.940 Okay, so when I say league is a rhythm game, this is how you auto attack normally, right? Yeah 05:03:53.940 --> 05:04:01.220 And you see how when you auto attack and normally there's like this wind down period where it's like your sword is kind of like AFK 05:04:02.940 --> 05:04:07.900 Yeah, I'm time up. Yeah, boom boom like it does a big arc. Yeah, it's like dead time 05:04:07.900 --> 05:04:21.900 Exactly. So it's always in that dead time that you actually want to do your kiting. So you're moving. So it'd be like auto click back auto click back auto click back auto click back. Do you see it now? 05:04:21.900 --> 05:04:32.900 Oh my God, I understand. So yes, move or hit, move, hit. Because I always thought if I'm moving I can't hit it. But if, which is true, right, if you're moving you can hit something. 05:04:32.900 --> 05:04:38.260 Exactly, so that's why I like let's say we spawn a dummy right while you're moving you're cutting out the 05:04:38.820 --> 05:04:42.580 Dead time I understand exactly. Yeah, so it's like that time 05:04:43.220 --> 05:04:46.500 Dead time. Yeah, no, I understand that right perfect 05:04:46.500 --> 05:04:49.660 Okay, so that's so that's the first thing that wants to show okay 05:04:49.700 --> 05:04:55.020 The second thing I want to show you is what I mean when I say the W auto attack hands. Are you ready? 05:04:55.500 --> 05:04:56.740 Yeah 05:04:56.740 --> 05:05:00.860 Okay, so like so once you know this by the way like you're actually like 05:05:00.860 --> 05:05:05.860 insane on mastery mechanics like you can play the yee at a challenger level so 05:05:05.860 --> 05:05:10.780 we're gonna level up a little bit right to level three so let's say I spawn a 05:05:10.780 --> 05:05:17.940 dummy right over here right look at when I auto attack you see how it's like 05:05:17.940 --> 05:05:22.780 there's the dead time yeah all that dead time yeah so what it what happens is 05:05:22.780 --> 05:05:27.540 when you press your auto attack your auto attack resets the dead time why 05:05:27.540 --> 05:05:30.260 Why does he do that double knife sometimes? I don't understand that. 05:05:30.660 --> 05:05:34.380 So the double knife is because every fourth auto attack, you hit twice. 05:05:34.500 --> 05:05:40.060 So look one, two, three, four double auto. 05:05:40.260 --> 05:05:42.660 Got it. Two, three, double auto. 05:05:42.900 --> 05:05:45.980 And that double auto actually counts towards your next one. 05:05:46.220 --> 05:05:49.740 So that's why it's like the second you're getting like ramped up, 05:05:49.860 --> 05:05:51.740 you started attacking way more, right? 05:05:51.740 --> 05:05:54.940 One, two, three, four, one. Yeah. Exactly. 05:05:55.100 --> 05:05:56.340 Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. 05:05:56.340 --> 05:06:00.500 So, did you see what I showed you when I showed you the W auto-counter? 05:06:00.500 --> 05:06:01.500 Do you want me to explain that again? 05:06:01.500 --> 05:06:02.500 No, no, no, no. 05:06:02.500 --> 05:06:03.500 Explain that again, please. 05:06:03.500 --> 05:06:04.500 Okay. 05:06:04.500 --> 05:06:05.500 So, look. 05:06:05.500 --> 05:06:06.500 Look. 05:06:06.500 --> 05:06:07.500 Auto-attack, dead time. 05:06:07.500 --> 05:06:08.500 Auto-attack, dead time. 05:06:08.500 --> 05:06:09.500 Auto-attack, dead time. 05:06:09.500 --> 05:06:10.500 Right? 05:06:10.500 --> 05:06:11.500 Yeah. 05:06:11.500 --> 05:06:12.500 Okay. 05:06:12.500 --> 05:06:13.500 Did you stop? 05:06:13.500 --> 05:06:14.500 Yeah. 05:06:14.500 --> 05:06:17.260 You were able to attack twice. 05:06:17.260 --> 05:06:18.620 How so? 05:06:18.620 --> 05:06:23.340 Because my W. So, if you spam click and then you W, right, I fucked up there. 05:06:23.340 --> 05:06:30.460 But if you spam click and then you W, it actually makes it so your W resets your dead time. 05:06:30.460 --> 05:06:31.460 Got it. 05:06:31.460 --> 05:06:34.500 So the W just, it just fast forwards, got it. 05:06:34.500 --> 05:06:35.500 Exactly. 05:06:35.500 --> 05:06:36.500 All right. 05:06:36.500 --> 05:06:37.500 And now one other thing I want to show you, okay. 05:06:37.500 --> 05:06:41.300 So always W when I'm fighting, because I get a little temporary heal and a quicker 05:06:41.300 --> 05:06:42.300 attack. 05:06:42.300 --> 05:06:43.300 Yeah. 05:06:43.300 --> 05:06:44.300 Oh yeah, exactly. 05:06:44.300 --> 05:06:47.660 So how it works is like there's a bit of decision making. 05:06:47.660 --> 05:06:52.100 So tell me if I'm overloading your brain, but the way it works of when you decide 05:06:52.100 --> 05:06:57.020 whether or not you W in fights is if you know you're gonna kill the guy you use 05:06:57.020 --> 05:06:59.100 your W 05:06:59.100 --> 05:07:01.100 Who the fuck is that? 05:07:11.340 --> 05:07:17.900 Yelling guy who's the yellow guy is no sorry. It's because I forgot to be my subsound. It's my sub notification. Oh 05:07:18.580 --> 05:07:20.580 Jesus, okay 05:07:21.420 --> 05:07:24.640 Okay, so like another thing I want to show you okay 05:07:24.640 --> 05:07:30.200 So for now you can just always use your W as a reset, but if you think you're gonna be in a fight 05:07:30.280 --> 05:07:36.000 Where it's like you might not win then you can just hold it and then use it as tankiness. Okay? Got it 05:07:36.400 --> 05:07:38.400 All right now one last thing 05:07:38.800 --> 05:07:44.660 Okay, are you ready? If I'm gonna win spam it if I'm gonna lose hold it. Yeah. Yeah, so now one last thing I 05:07:45.280 --> 05:07:48.360 Pressed Q. How much damage did I do? I? 05:07:49.040 --> 05:07:53.080 Wasn't paying attention like a lot. So yeah, so look again. Look again. Look again 05:07:53.080 --> 05:08:01.760 251 251 no so look at the total look at the total okay 126 yep so now look so 05:08:01.760 --> 05:08:11.480 here I press Q 126 right yeah watch this how much I do that why'd you do more 05:08:11.480 --> 05:08:17.280 why so do you remember when I always tell you to press E while you're queuing 05:08:17.280 --> 05:08:24.280 The reason why is because your E makes it so your attacks do bonus damage, right? 05:08:24.280 --> 05:08:29.360 So when you, I understand that, but do you E before you Q or do you E after you Q? 05:08:29.360 --> 05:08:31.960 So it's while you're Qing. 05:08:31.960 --> 05:08:34.880 So it's almost like you press it at the same time. 05:08:34.880 --> 05:08:39.760 Like imagine Q and E are the same thing and you just press it like, look, I just press 05:08:39.760 --> 05:08:41.760 them both at the same time, right? 05:08:41.760 --> 05:08:42.760 That makes sense. 05:08:42.760 --> 05:08:44.240 Yeah, that makes sense. 05:08:44.240 --> 05:08:45.240 But if you want you can- 05:08:45.240 --> 05:08:48.560 Bro, all you're basically saying is when I'm fighting somebody, just click Q, W, and 05:08:48.560 --> 05:08:49.560 E at the same time. 05:08:49.560 --> 05:08:50.560 That's all you're basically saying. 05:08:50.560 --> 05:08:51.560 Exactly! 05:08:51.560 --> 05:08:52.560 And R! 05:08:52.560 --> 05:08:53.560 That's all you have to do. 05:08:53.560 --> 05:08:54.560 Yeah. 05:08:54.560 --> 05:08:55.560 I got it. 05:08:55.560 --> 05:08:56.560 But I understand. 05:08:56.560 --> 05:08:57.560 Okay. 05:08:57.560 --> 05:08:58.560 So now, Jinxie. 05:08:58.560 --> 05:09:02.920 Yo, what is that infinite fucking loop thing? 05:09:02.920 --> 05:09:08.640 No, it's because the thing is that I had like my- I had that- your screen share is 05:09:08.640 --> 05:09:10.200 like my screen share. 05:09:10.200 --> 05:09:13.520 So when we screen share each other's screen share, it's infinite loop. 05:09:13.520 --> 05:09:15.520 Oh 05:09:16.280 --> 05:09:17.920 Nobody's been chair 05:09:17.920 --> 05:09:22.600 Yep, so Jin see what we're gonna do now is we're gonna practice you doing those 05:09:22.800 --> 05:09:28.840 Mechanics and then we're gonna do the new practice tool clear speed. Are you ready for this? Yeah, I'm ready 05:09:29.320 --> 05:09:35.160 All right, then show me you ready, bro. It's yeah practice tool practice tool. Yeah practice. So let's go 05:09:36.960 --> 05:09:41.680 Now let me ask you yesterday was a really rough day. How are you feeling today? 05:09:41.680 --> 05:09:45.880 good bro confident confident confident wait I'm gonna get a water 05:09:45.880 --> 05:09:55.240 my blade is yours all right guys I'm telling you right now listen to me today 05:09:55.240 --> 05:10:00.520 Jinxy is going on a 15 game one streak he's gonna sit there he's playing until 05:10:00.520 --> 05:10:05.320 six in the morning and he's gonna go straight to fucking bronze like there's 05:10:05.320 --> 05:10:10.960 no way this guy's even gonna lose a single game today I'm feeling it like 05:10:10.960 --> 05:10:15.640 gets genuinely gonna be crazy he's gonna go on a general the most generational 05:10:15.640 --> 05:10:20.880 iron run that any player has ever gone on before 05:10:23.880 --> 05:10:37.240 tiny today it's gonna be the ascension of jitty wipe your mouth when you're done 05:10:37.240 --> 05:10:39.240 Jesus... 05:10:42.520 --> 05:10:44.520 Alright... 05:10:47.800 --> 05:10:49.800 Alright... 05:10:54.680 --> 05:10:56.520 Don't forget about the A-ROM. 05:10:56.520 --> 05:10:59.560 No listen, today the lesson pond is gonna go crazy. I'm already feeling it. 05:11:00.360 --> 05:11:02.360 Like I need to whip on my little notepad right now. 05:11:04.840 --> 05:11:06.840 Alright, so... 05:11:07.240 --> 05:11:13.240 Today we're gonna bring out day 5 practice tool clear speed. 05:11:14.240 --> 05:11:17.240 Dude it's actually crazy how much better he's gotten though. 05:11:17.240 --> 05:11:20.240 He went from 322 to 317, 314, 309. 05:11:20.240 --> 05:11:24.240 Like if he could actually hit like 305 today that would be fucking wild. 05:11:33.240 --> 05:11:34.240 Alright. 05:11:37.240 --> 05:11:44.240 it's on a side quest right now 05:11:46.980 --> 05:11:53.980 pros on a side quest right now 05:11:59.980 --> 05:12:06.980 let me see if this actually works give me a second 05:12:07.240 --> 05:12:14.240 Alright, let's go. 05:12:14.240 --> 05:12:21.040 Guys, when Jinxy says that he's going to go get water, do you think he's actually getting 05:12:21.040 --> 05:12:23.320 water or is he gooning in the bathroom right now? 05:12:23.320 --> 05:12:27.440 Because I'm going to be honest with you, it's like, with how long it takes, I don't 05:12:27.440 --> 05:12:36.440 know if it's just like water, you know what I mean? 05:12:36.440 --> 05:12:39.720 No, I'm not. 05:12:39.720 --> 05:12:41.240 He's not. 05:12:41.240 --> 05:12:42.920 Yo, don't dance. 05:12:42.920 --> 05:12:44.940 Jingsie, what's good, bro? 05:12:44.940 --> 05:12:45.940 Don't dance! 05:12:45.940 --> 05:12:46.940 Don't dance! 05:12:46.940 --> 05:12:47.940 I'm listening. 05:12:47.940 --> 05:12:48.940 What's good? 05:12:48.940 --> 05:12:49.940 Don't dance! 05:12:49.940 --> 05:12:50.940 I'm here, bro! 05:12:50.940 --> 05:12:51.940 Don't dance! 05:12:51.940 --> 05:12:52.940 Don't dance! 05:12:52.940 --> 05:12:54.240 Jingsie! 05:12:54.240 --> 05:12:56.420 Yo, don't dance. 05:12:56.420 --> 05:12:58.220 I have a fucking idea. 05:12:58.220 --> 05:13:00.020 OK, I'm listening. 05:13:00.020 --> 05:13:05.820 I have an idea that just popped in my head. 05:13:05.820 --> 05:13:11.840 Okay, why don't I play League of Legends while drinking beer and see what happens? 05:13:13.880 --> 05:13:17.900 No, seriously, I'm being dead ass. I have a blue moon and a Michelin Ultra 05:13:20.940 --> 05:13:22.940 Was yesterday really that rough 05:13:25.380 --> 05:13:28.320 I mean do you want me to just be honest? Yeah 05:13:28.980 --> 05:13:31.320 Yeah, playing League of Legends has like 05:13:31.320 --> 05:13:36.320 like re reignited like alcoholism inside of me, bro. 05:13:36.360 --> 05:13:40.860 Yeah. Like, bro, like this game, this game is torture, bro. 05:13:42.160 --> 05:13:44.480 Okay. Listen, how about this? 05:13:44.480 --> 05:13:47.160 I'm just letting you know I'm going to be drunk tonight. 05:13:47.160 --> 05:13:49.000 I'm going to wait. How about this? How about this? 05:13:49.000 --> 05:13:53.160 You drink an entire beer every time you lose the game. 05:13:53.160 --> 05:13:54.000 Deal? 05:13:54.880 --> 05:13:57.360 I'll get banned for inting. Wait, say you swear to God. 05:13:57.360 --> 05:13:58.520 If I'm actually drunk, 05:13:58.520 --> 05:14:00.520 I need what I get banned for inching don't ask 05:14:01.340 --> 05:14:08.580 No, but everyone dude half the time I get into it some fucking dickhead telling me that he's high and that's the only reason he's playing like shit 05:14:09.260 --> 05:14:17.640 Okay, got it. Yeah. Okay, so listen this we're gonna do jinxing on the left side press reset game on the left side of your screen 05:14:17.640 --> 05:14:22.240 It's like all the way at the bottom reset game second philosophy. I just want to let you know, so it's like I'm gonna be drunk 05:14:22.800 --> 05:14:27.920 Okay, all right, then you know what let's make it a good fucking time then see you know what buy your blue 05:14:27.920 --> 05:14:30.820 Buy your uh, blue smite thingy your item 05:14:31.820 --> 05:14:37.260 And now jinx you remember the time to be today is what do you remember what it was yesterday? 05:14:37.260 --> 05:14:42.320 309 309, okay, so walk to the blue buff. Let's go. There is no 05:14:44.820 --> 05:14:50.680 Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened to the blue buff it's gonna spawn sooner just because you press reset game 05:14:50.680 --> 05:14:52.680 So like bugs for a sec 05:14:52.680 --> 05:14:59.680 Yeah, but there's no timers, um, Dantez. Drunk off two beers? No, I'm gonna be drunk off three beers. 05:14:59.680 --> 05:15:05.680 Yeah, but the reason why there's no timers is just because it's bogged this- it's gonna be there soon. Just give it a second. 05:15:05.680 --> 05:15:10.680 So Dantez, do you think drinking beer will make this game more enjoyable or less enjoyable? 05:15:10.680 --> 05:15:16.680 Um, well for me personally, every time I get a beer in, it always makes driving lotteens here. 05:15:16.680 --> 05:15:20.680 So I can imagine that like League of Legends is probably at the same level. 05:15:22.680 --> 05:15:29.680 Bro, you need help, dude. 05:15:29.680 --> 05:15:36.480 So, okay, JgC, there's something that I'm going to need to explain to you right now about 05:15:36.480 --> 05:15:37.480 being a League player. 05:15:37.480 --> 05:15:38.680 Are you ready for it? 05:15:38.680 --> 05:15:39.680 Yeah. 05:15:39.680 --> 05:15:44.320 As a League player, the only help you ever need is a win streak. 05:15:44.320 --> 05:15:45.320 Use your abilities. 05:15:45.320 --> 05:15:46.320 Alright. 05:15:46.320 --> 05:15:51.200 As a League player, the only help you ever need is a win streak. 05:15:51.200 --> 05:15:57.360 sessions, friends, family, right, everything else going good in your life, none of that 05:15:57.360 --> 05:16:02.920 matters if you're not on a win streak. The second that you win games, you will be mentally 05:16:02.920 --> 05:16:09.120 okay. And it's just losing games that makes you feel fucked up, you understand? 05:16:09.120 --> 05:16:11.120 Yeah, yes. 05:16:11.120 --> 05:16:17.240 Exactly. Because think about this way, Jamesc. Being a League of Legends player is like being 05:16:17.240 --> 05:16:22.360 a doctor and every game is you going into the surgery room. So what do you think is 05:16:22.360 --> 05:16:26.920 gonna happen if you're a surgeon, right? And you go into five different surgery rooms 05:16:26.920 --> 05:16:39.500 and your patient fucking dies. No no no no! FUUUUCK! FUUUUCK! FUUUUCK! 05:16:39.500 --> 05:16:53.460 game crashed. Wait, how the fuck does the game crash? Bro, is this game made of piles of 05:16:53.460 --> 05:17:02.900 dog shit? What does the game crash more than seed shots? Fuck! You're rioting! Invest some 05:17:02.900 --> 05:17:06.900 of your trillions of dollars into the fucking game! 05:17:11.900 --> 05:17:12.900 Jesus. 05:17:14.900 --> 05:17:17.900 So, you know what's at the end of the world because I have to redo that anyways. 05:17:17.900 --> 05:17:18.900 Yep. 05:17:18.900 --> 05:17:19.900 No, listen. 05:17:19.900 --> 05:17:20.900 It's not my PC. 05:17:20.900 --> 05:17:21.900 Don't you fucking start the night chat. 05:17:21.900 --> 05:17:23.900 It's not my fucking PC. 05:17:23.900 --> 05:17:25.900 I spent three grand on this PC. 05:17:25.900 --> 05:17:27.900 If that's, or no, four grand on this PC. 05:17:27.900 --> 05:17:29.900 If that's not enough for a working PC, 05:17:29.900 --> 05:17:37.040 PC then burn it all to the floor I'm not spending a fucking Honda Civic so I can 05:17:37.040 --> 05:17:44.640 run lead go fuck yourself what don't that's hard no I'm sorry I was just 05:17:44.640 --> 05:17:48.400 getting flashbacks to my alcoholic granddad he would also act the same the 05:17:48.400 --> 05:17:54.360 second he'd get a beer yo it's not it's half of a blue moon when I'm drunk 05:17:54.360 --> 05:17:59.180 you'll know trust me I'm sober right now Jesus what the fuck is gonna happen in 05:17:59.180 --> 05:18:05.260 an hour then I'm gonna be talking wait I just realized the first time I ever 05:18:05.260 --> 05:18:09.180 drank a beer in league I messed up my kite on a wolf I've never done that 05:18:09.180 --> 05:18:14.540 before and then my PC exploded like what is this trying to tell me yeah okay 05:18:14.540 --> 05:18:18.780 Jinxie listen this is called a sign from the universe so what do we do when the 05:18:18.780 --> 05:18:25.260 universe gives us signs we ignore it no normally when the universe gives us 05:18:25.260 --> 05:18:29.500 signs we listen to it, okay? So what the universe is trying to tell you is that 05:18:29.500 --> 05:18:35.340 telling you Jinxie, right now the way the path you're going down is not the 05:18:35.340 --> 05:18:39.900 path that you need to go down. It's like it's like your little red riding hood 05:18:39.900 --> 05:18:43.820 and instead of walking to the grandma's house, you're walking to the fucking 05:18:43.820 --> 05:18:48.260 wolf's lair. Now let me ask you Jinxie, do you want to get fucked in the ass 05:18:48.260 --> 05:18:54.980 by a big bad wolf? No, I'm not into bestiality, bro. What type of question is 05:18:54.980 --> 05:19:00.760 that. Then why the fuck are you drinking a beer? Bro, dot test, I'm drinking a beer because 05:19:00.760 --> 05:19:09.880 I'm stressed out! I'm drinking because I'm stressed! I'm drinking because I'm stressed! 05:19:09.880 --> 05:19:17.320 This game is fucking stressful! Fuck! I just played Siege for four hours and didn't even 05:19:17.320 --> 05:19:23.600 think about drinking. This game is gonna turn me into a fucking alcoholic! I have you 05:19:23.600 --> 05:19:29.400 in my ear going QEQE oh you're getting ghosted by a swim sniper oh you're 05:19:29.400 --> 05:19:36.000 gonna go to my like this game is fucking satsmo so yeah I'm gonna drink I'm 05:19:36.000 --> 05:19:44.560 gonna fucking drink bro get off my dick how the fuck do you want me to get off 05:19:44.560 --> 05:19:48.240 your dick when it's so huge! 05:19:48.240 --> 05:19:55.440 yo guys this is the most unprofessional coach in the world! 05:19:55.440 --> 05:20:00.160 i'm not hiding i'm not hiding i'm stressed out i'm not hiding 05:20:00.160 --> 05:20:04.880 jinxie jinxie listen there's a way that you can stop being stressed 05:20:04.880 --> 05:20:09.200 imagine everyone naked i need you to start imagining me naked 05:20:09.200 --> 05:20:14.480 it's unironically good advice uh uh uh uh thank you 05:20:14.480 --> 05:20:21.000 you for torturing me with that image I don't want to imagine that okay then you 05:20:21.000 --> 05:20:26.920 don't have to imagine it do you want me to send you a pic then no I know 05:20:26.920 --> 05:20:28.920 NO! 05:20:28.920 --> 05:20:30.920 What are you saying? No! 05:20:30.920 --> 05:20:34.920 I thought that was the way we were going with it. 05:20:34.920 --> 05:20:38.920 Alright Jinx you got it bro! Press E let's go! E! 05:20:44.920 --> 05:20:48.920 Bro, do you think he's playing the league tournament? 05:20:48.920 --> 05:20:52.920 Yeah, no I didn't. Dude I'm gonna be honest. 05:20:52.920 --> 05:20:59.360 listen if me and you are on the same team again side guy he's going 0 and 50 yeah 05:20:59.360 --> 05:21:05.760 well he'll go in the silver round right like he'll get drafted that round I mean 05:21:05.760 --> 05:21:10.920 I was also thinking maybe silver but I think that's only for using overwatch 05:21:10.920 --> 05:21:15.840 rank if it's league it's got to be wrong bronze what was my clear time three away 05:21:15.840 --> 05:21:22.840 baby that's a new fucking PR 05:21:22.840 --> 05:21:25.840 3-0-8, chat, 3-0-8 05:21:25.840 --> 05:21:27.840 two jungle one-trick ponies 05:21:27.840 --> 05:21:30.840 uh, camo, there's a one-trick-er 05:21:30.840 --> 05:21:32.840 one-trick ticket to fuckin' 05:21:32.840 --> 05:21:34.840 fansville 05:21:34.840 --> 05:21:36.840 fan-er 05:21:36.840 --> 05:21:37.840 alright, so now jane c- 05:21:37.840 --> 05:21:38.840 no, before you leave, suck 05:21:38.840 --> 05:21:39.840 motherfucker 05:21:39.840 --> 05:21:42.840 like, don't test, I don't have the reaction time of a squirrel 05:21:42.840 --> 05:21:43.840 I don't 05:21:43.840 --> 05:21:48.000 Why does this pathway leak my email every time? 05:21:48.000 --> 05:21:49.400 OK, listen, I'm just over going to do it. 05:21:49.400 --> 05:21:50.600 No, you don't understand. 05:21:50.600 --> 05:21:52.720 My community, if they know one of my emails, 05:21:52.720 --> 05:21:57.000 they will send me images of their penises uncircumcised. 05:21:57.000 --> 05:22:01.000 I have multiple images of my chat cocks in my email. 05:22:04.640 --> 05:22:05.120 Not that. 05:22:05.120 --> 05:22:07.000 OK, they got sent. 05:22:07.000 --> 05:22:07.680 Besides the point. 05:22:07.680 --> 05:22:08.680 Continue. 05:22:08.680 --> 05:22:13.280 My steak is too buttery and my lobster is too juicy. 05:22:13.280 --> 05:22:15.280 I don't know what that means. What does that mean? 05:22:15.280 --> 05:22:18.280 Nah, I'm just saying that's like you're complaining about a good thing. 05:22:22.280 --> 05:22:26.280 Hey, hey, bro, how are you even not in jail? 05:22:26.280 --> 05:22:30.280 You know, I'm going to be honest. I think it's because I had a good childhood. 05:22:30.280 --> 05:22:33.280 Like I'm telling you, if I didn't, it would actually be like over. 05:22:34.280 --> 05:22:37.280 Alright, RLJNC, listen up. Listen up. Listen up. Listen up. 05:22:37.280 --> 05:22:40.280 Wait bro, wait, no, no, you listen. You listen. 05:22:40.280 --> 05:22:42.960 Yo wait, is your name DeWaniel? 05:22:42.960 --> 05:22:44.420 Is that your name? 05:22:44.420 --> 05:22:46.280 No, my name's Dauntess. 05:22:46.280 --> 05:22:49.640 So why the fuck is your discord name DeWaniel? 05:22:49.640 --> 05:22:51.720 Because that used to be my name. 05:22:54.040 --> 05:22:54.880 Okay, so- 05:22:54.880 --> 05:22:55.720 And then- 05:22:55.720 --> 05:22:59.440 Is your name, is your name DeWaniel? 05:22:59.440 --> 05:23:00.960 Is that your name? 05:23:00.960 --> 05:23:03.600 Dude, my name is Dauntess. 05:23:03.600 --> 05:23:05.040 So what is DeWaniel? 05:23:05.040 --> 05:23:06.320 What is that? 05:23:06.320 --> 05:23:07.520 My angel name. 05:23:10.280 --> 05:23:11.640 What how'd you think of that name? 05:23:11.640 --> 05:23:17.320 Don says Joe annual wait wait you want me to actually show you yeah okay 05:23:19.240 --> 05:23:23.560 Are you straight sharing uh yep give me a second 05:23:26.680 --> 05:23:28.680 So your government name is not do annual 05:23:29.880 --> 05:23:36.040 Nope, it's not infinite loop infinite loop. Okay. We're gonna. We're good. Okay. Look look right just send 05:23:36.040 --> 05:23:49.200 in discord yep I read that post when I was 15 on Instagram and then I just 05:23:49.200 --> 05:23:53.680 replaced the first letter with a D because my first name is Don Tess okay 05:23:53.680 --> 05:24:02.120 that makes sense I got it so what's your angel name bro I don't even know what 05:24:02.120 --> 05:24:08.760 now coach? Okay so now listen, Jinxie, hear me out. Now we have one of two options. I'm 05:24:08.760 --> 05:24:12.680 going to be honest with you, it feels like you're a bit overwhelmed. So we can do one 05:24:12.680 --> 05:24:18.640 of two things. One of three things actually. The first thing is we could play an ARAM so 05:24:18.640 --> 05:24:23.000 that you can kind of like learn how to fight better. The second thing is we could open 05:24:23.000 --> 05:24:28.760 up a karaoke on YouTube version of the Rocky Balboa theme song and sing it together. 05:24:28.760 --> 05:24:32.680 And the third thing is that we could do a normal game together and I'm going to play 05:24:32.680 --> 05:24:36.440 as support and I'm just going to tell you what to do and we're going to sit there and 05:24:36.440 --> 05:24:41.680 make the enemy jungler have 20 deaths and he's going to literally hate his life. 05:24:41.680 --> 05:24:42.680 Runapole. 05:24:42.680 --> 05:24:45.360 But we should definitely start with the Rocky thing no matter what. 05:24:45.360 --> 05:24:46.360 But runapole. 05:24:46.360 --> 05:24:48.160 Should we play ARAM or norm? 05:24:48.160 --> 05:24:49.680 ARAM or norm? 05:24:49.680 --> 05:24:52.680 Because like listen the norm, the thing about us that would literally just be me and 05:24:52.680 --> 05:24:56.760 you bullying some 13 year old kid that's first time in league. 05:24:56.760 --> 05:24:58.280 That sounds fucking awesome, bro. 05:24:58.280 --> 05:24:59.120 Are you serious? 05:24:59.120 --> 05:25:00.640 It does, doesn't it? 05:25:00.640 --> 05:25:04.400 Dude, imagine, bro, imagine some little dude named 05:25:04.400 --> 05:25:07.480 like Jonathan or some shit gets home from a long day 05:25:07.480 --> 05:25:09.160 of getting bullied at school. 05:25:09.160 --> 05:25:11.240 His girlfriend just punched him in the balls. 05:25:11.240 --> 05:25:13.720 His bully just fucked his mom or some shit. 05:25:13.720 --> 05:25:15.800 And then afterwards he sits there. 05:25:15.800 --> 05:25:19.480 He logs into league and jinxes on fucking ye 05:25:19.480 --> 05:25:21.920 and he's fucking shitting in his mouth 05:25:21.920 --> 05:25:24.360 for an hour straight. 05:25:24.360 --> 05:25:28.760 Yeah, I don't know if I would get that much joy from that, bro. 05:25:28.760 --> 05:25:29.760 That sounds disgusting. 05:25:29.760 --> 05:25:32.040 Chat, vote in the poll, by the way. 05:25:32.040 --> 05:25:33.040 Vote in the poll. 05:25:33.040 --> 05:25:34.040 Like now. 05:25:34.040 --> 05:25:35.040 No, no, no. 05:25:35.040 --> 05:25:36.040 Vote, vote, vote. 05:25:36.040 --> 05:25:38.800 Chat, should me and Dantez play A-Ram or Norms? 05:25:38.800 --> 05:25:40.200 They're leaning towards A-Ram. 05:25:40.200 --> 05:25:41.200 Vote, guys. 05:25:41.200 --> 05:25:42.200 Vote. 05:25:42.200 --> 05:25:44.480 They're leaning towards A-Ram. 05:25:44.480 --> 05:25:46.120 They're leaning towards A-Ram. 05:25:46.120 --> 05:25:50.880 Jensi, can I ask you a question? 05:25:50.880 --> 05:25:57.080 Why the fuck is nobody participating in the group activity? 05:25:57.080 --> 05:26:06.000 Only like 5% of people are making their voices heard and then we wonder why the fuck like 05:26:06.000 --> 05:26:08.320 nothing gets done, you know what I mean? 05:26:08.320 --> 05:26:16.520 Yeah, chat, vote in the poll, guys, vote in the poll, yo bro, Dottas, if I play A-Ram, 05:26:16.520 --> 05:26:19.640 does it force me onto regular characters? 05:26:19.640 --> 05:26:24.640 It forces you onto a random champion. 05:26:24.640 --> 05:26:28.640 It forces me onto a random champion, okay? 05:26:28.640 --> 05:26:30.640 Yep. 05:26:30.640 --> 05:26:37.640 So, but the thing is that you can like, you can get like one other like roll, so you can like re-roll it. 05:26:37.640 --> 05:26:42.640 Or you can choose another one that another guy didn't want. 05:26:42.640 --> 05:26:47.640 Okay, so it, okay, if I were to get like, 05:26:47.640 --> 05:26:52.640 Let's say I was to hypothetically get like T-Mu, what would happen? 05:26:53.800 --> 05:26:55.720 Well, then you could either like re-roll it 05:26:55.720 --> 05:26:58.400 or you could just choose another one that another guy had 05:26:58.400 --> 05:27:01.320 or you could just play it out if you want to. 05:27:01.320 --> 05:27:04.840 Okay, back, back, all right, bro, I'm ready, I'm ready. 05:27:04.840 --> 05:27:09.840 It's like, think of A-Ram like a whorehouse, right? 05:27:09.920 --> 05:27:12.160 Like you can there just choose whichever one you want 05:27:12.160 --> 05:27:14.280 of what's available, does that make sense? 05:27:14.280 --> 05:27:16.480 Invite me to the game, invite me to the game. 05:27:16.480 --> 05:27:22.440 Oh, you need to add my new accounts because I went on a new why do you have a new fucking account? 05:27:24.360 --> 05:27:28.400 No, this is the one that I was playing on yesterday. Okay, like add don't test 05:27:29.600 --> 05:27:32.760 Okay, and then the hashtag is a R. I 05:27:33.160 --> 05:27:35.160 s e 05:27:35.680 --> 05:27:39.960 Are I s e yep, and then just send for across 05:27:41.960 --> 05:27:43.960 Wait what 05:27:43.960 --> 05:27:46.300 Uh, yep there, there you go, perfect. 05:27:46.300 --> 05:27:48.780 Oh, Dantez arrives, who are you feeling like? 05:27:48.780 --> 05:27:50.480 Who are you feeling like, bro? 05:27:50.480 --> 05:27:53.300 I'm feeling like a phoenix rising from the flames. 05:27:53.300 --> 05:27:54.300 Do you understand me? 05:27:54.300 --> 05:27:58.300 All right, bro, let's go, get in there. 05:27:58.300 --> 05:27:59.300 Okay. 05:27:59.300 --> 05:28:02.300 Uh, invite, or join. 05:28:02.300 --> 05:28:04.940 Bro, why are you only master skill? 05:28:04.940 --> 05:28:05.940 What the fuck? 05:28:05.940 --> 05:28:09.020 Bro, Jinx is making progress, bro! 05:28:09.020 --> 05:28:11.020 It takes time! 05:28:11.020 --> 05:28:29.740 I'm gonna buy you a mastery skin right now. I'm gonna buy it for you. Give me a second really no way 05:28:29.740 --> 05:28:36.460 yeah and when you see the one that I get for you you're gonna understand it and I think you might 05:28:36.460 --> 05:28:38.460 Genuinely start crying 05:28:38.900 --> 05:28:43.300 Now before I do this what I'm gonna need you to do is I'm gonna need you to play that one 05:28:43.540 --> 05:28:47.260 Star Wars song that you really like that you're playing a couple times yesterday, okay? Oh 05:28:48.620 --> 05:28:50.620 Yeah, that sounds easy, bro 05:28:50.740 --> 05:28:52.740 All right play it 05:28:54.220 --> 05:28:57.500 All right, are you ready? Yep start playing it 05:28:58.140 --> 05:29:00.140 Save you mom 05:29:02.140 --> 05:29:04.140 I won't fail again 05:29:06.460 --> 05:29:14.300 against me you have done that yourself you are not taking from me 05:29:14.300 --> 05:29:17.580 you're out of here you're lost for power i've already done that 05:29:17.580 --> 05:29:20.140 you've already done that yourself i don't wanna hear you 05:29:20.140 --> 05:29:23.820 i fuck what i mean by logins and i've become too gifted to break it inside the dark 05:29:23.820 --> 05:29:31.500 door twist your mind so now 05:29:31.500 --> 05:29:34.700 the Jedi turn against me don't you turn against me 05:29:34.700 --> 05:29:37.700 I will not be what you come with everything you swore to destroy. 05:29:38.700 --> 05:29:40.700 I seek the rise of the Jedi. 05:29:40.700 --> 05:29:49.700 I am from peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire. 05:29:49.700 --> 05:29:51.700 Your new empire? 05:29:51.700 --> 05:29:53.700 What do you plan to do? 05:29:54.700 --> 05:29:57.700 Stop! Don't now come back! 05:29:57.700 --> 05:29:59.700 I love you! 05:29:59.700 --> 05:30:00.700 Fire! 05:30:30.700 --> 05:30:41.300 Okay, Jinxie, I need you to play that song 15 seconds before the beat drops and I'll 05:30:41.300 --> 05:30:43.860 tell you I'll tell you when to press play are you ready? 05:30:43.860 --> 05:30:46.220 All right everybody ready? 05:30:46.220 --> 05:30:51.020 Wait wait for it wait for it wait for it give me a second are you seeing funny rates 05:30:51.020 --> 05:30:52.020 again? 05:30:52.020 --> 05:30:56.020 All right fine I'm ready. 05:30:56.020 --> 05:31:03.020 3, wait 3, 2, 1, ok go. 05:31:03.020 --> 05:31:12.020 Ok, I'll be there real quick, I love you. 05:31:12.020 --> 05:31:13.020 Fire! 05:31:13.020 --> 05:31:16.020 You are the strongest one! 05:31:16.020 --> 05:31:20.020 You will shed the view of the spawners! 05:31:20.020 --> 05:31:22.020 It's not John! 05:31:22.020 --> 05:31:24.020 Bro, Don't test, you shouldn't have. 05:31:24.020 --> 05:31:31.940 way to jaycee you're the fucking chosen one bro how much even what's this in 05:31:31.940 --> 05:31:40.740 bro like three dollars thank you bro that I appreciate you my boy I got you 05:31:40.740 --> 05:31:46.620 I got you all right let me go on the the account now on I'm logging in and what 05:31:46.620 --> 05:31:52.900 if I told you jaycee when he presses eon that skin he gets a red fucking 05:31:52.900 --> 05:31:59.060 light saber bro. Say what law he wrote. What law he did he goes fucking crazy on that skin. 05:32:00.180 --> 05:32:04.580 Word to bro. All right are you ready to play? Yep I'm logging in I'm about to get on. 05:32:08.740 --> 05:32:12.580 All right let me invite you hold on. Imagine you get mastered in ARAM. 05:32:16.500 --> 05:32:19.780 I mean bro that'd be fucking sick. I wouldn't mind playing somebody to do though. 05:32:19.780 --> 05:32:25.220 I wouldn't have plans about a deal so don't this you said you jerk off to your character a heck of room 05:32:26.500 --> 05:32:28.020 Yes 05:32:28.020 --> 05:32:32.380 So how does that even work though? How do you jerk off to heck room? 05:32:35.100 --> 05:32:37.020 Well, what do you mean you just do it like 05:32:37.380 --> 05:32:40.980 Normally what it is is you're gonna like wrap your hand around your like shaft 05:32:40.980 --> 05:32:45.460 And then you just slowly go upwards and then downwards and then as it gets harder 05:32:45.460 --> 05:32:49.740 You just like over the course of time right you're gonna sit there and you're gonna like 05:32:52.060 --> 05:32:54.060 You don't I mean 05:32:55.660 --> 05:32:57.500 Okay, so like 05:32:57.500 --> 05:32:59.060 Okay, but don't that 05:32:59.060 --> 05:33:03.220 Does your wife care that you jerk off to hack a room or does she understand the grind? 05:33:03.580 --> 05:33:05.580 Well, he's a horse so like 05:33:07.580 --> 05:33:09.580 But like 05:33:10.620 --> 05:33:12.620 Well, it's a centaur technically 05:33:13.420 --> 05:33:15.420 So it's half man 05:33:15.460 --> 05:33:17.460 Whoa, what is this? 05:33:17.460 --> 05:33:19.540 Okay, no, no, Jinx, you need to choose. 05:33:19.540 --> 05:33:20.380 Choose. 05:33:20.380 --> 05:33:22.900 Oh, my brother plays KO, so I'm gonna play KO. 05:33:22.900 --> 05:33:25.100 Okay, but now look, look, look, look. 05:33:25.100 --> 05:33:26.500 So now look at the top. 05:33:26.500 --> 05:33:29.340 Do any of those champions look cool for you? 05:33:29.340 --> 05:33:31.160 You can choose any of them. 05:33:32.540 --> 05:33:34.140 What do you mean? 05:33:34.140 --> 05:33:37.100 I mean, you can choose any of those champions, Jinx. 05:33:37.100 --> 05:33:38.740 Like at the top of your screen. 05:33:38.740 --> 05:33:40.580 Any of those, you can click them 05:33:40.580 --> 05:33:42.900 and you can choose whichever one you want. 05:33:42.900 --> 05:33:46.900 I think I want to play Kayle because my brother plays Kayle 05:33:46.900 --> 05:33:49.900 Alright then fucking run it up on the Kayle then 05:33:49.900 --> 05:33:52.900 Are you ready for it? Yes 05:33:52.900 --> 05:33:55.900 Okay, so let me ask you a question 05:33:55.900 --> 05:33:59.900 Alright no, what are you going to say? 05:33:59.900 --> 05:34:02.900 Wait, you mean like items? 05:34:02.900 --> 05:34:04.900 This thing 05:34:04.900 --> 05:34:06.900 Oh wait, they dodge 05:34:06.900 --> 05:34:09.900 BAAAARGH! BAAAARGH! 05:34:09.900 --> 05:34:13.900 Okay, wait, what does the ball right mean? Like, where did that even come from? 05:34:15.900 --> 05:34:17.900 I don't know, I just started it one time. 05:34:19.900 --> 05:34:22.900 Draven! Draven! That's title of one homage! 05:34:25.900 --> 05:34:28.900 This is gonna be a crazy fucking game if you're on the Draven, bro. 05:34:28.900 --> 05:34:30.900 Bro, I'm gonna play Draven, that's title of one homage. 05:34:30.900 --> 05:34:39.300 All right, okay, so Jinx here tell me you're on the Draven this game. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes 05:34:40.340 --> 05:34:42.340 Well, what do I have to say to my rooms? 05:34:42.940 --> 05:34:47.380 Okay, just just do I don't know do like the leftmost one 05:34:48.140 --> 05:34:49.840 ma 05:34:49.840 --> 05:34:55.780 My brother did it did it did it my chat is saying I'm gonna go 0 and 20 on Draven. Oh, no gg 05:34:55.780 --> 05:34:58.620 Okay, so let's say GenC. I'm gonna be honest 05:34:58.620 --> 05:35:02.940 It's a really good that you're playing Javen and the reason why is because Javen is a champion 05:35:02.940 --> 05:35:08.820 Where you have to be good with your your clicks like the way that you click the way that you move in the way you auto attack 05:35:08.820 --> 05:35:10.820 It's very important. Okay 05:35:12.260 --> 05:35:16.260 My yeah, that's great. My chat is just spamming 0 and 20 0 and 20 05:35:17.620 --> 05:35:18.820 remake 05:35:18.820 --> 05:35:22.780 GG oh after this game you're about to be 0 and 10 bad 05:35:22.780 --> 05:35:28.880 Are you like like what was the point of it? Why are we here? Why are we in a rim? Why are we here again? 05:35:29.920 --> 05:35:34.180 It's it's like warm-up. It's like you remember how you when you're coaching Sina 05:35:34.180 --> 05:35:38.960 You told her that she needs to play team deathmatch before she gets into like ranked. Yes, bro 05:35:39.400 --> 05:35:44.180 View it the same as this like this is for you to get warmed up. It's for you to get ready 05:35:44.180 --> 05:35:49.920 It's like this GenC. This is your like this is the forward play you understand 05:35:49.920 --> 05:35:54.120 Bro, but I'm not that into for play. I don't do that. 05:35:54.120 --> 05:35:56.120 That's why you just stick it in. 05:35:56.120 --> 05:36:00.620 What? Wait, what type of mode is this, bro? 05:36:00.620 --> 05:36:05.120 Hey, we just go down mid? This is brain rot. 05:36:05.120 --> 05:36:08.720 Yes, so you very just walk mid and you fight. 05:36:08.720 --> 05:36:14.620 This is the reason why it's so good because it's going to allow you to train to actually just fight. Does that make sense? 05:36:14.620 --> 05:36:18.920 Oh, it is like TBM, Dantez. 05:36:18.920 --> 05:36:21.560 Yes! So you get it now, right? 05:36:21.560 --> 05:36:24.200 Yeah, but that's cute now. What does my abilities do? 05:36:24.200 --> 05:36:28.040 Um, so read them. So back up, and I can practice your reading. 05:36:28.040 --> 05:36:29.620 Draven trucks the sideways- 05:36:29.620 --> 05:36:30.340 AHHHHHH! 05:36:30.340 --> 05:36:33.480 Draven trucks the sideways axe that deals physical damage. 05:36:33.480 --> 05:36:36.260 Craziness to go, me to see. 05:36:36.260 --> 05:36:41.020 Draven becomes ghosted. Gains movespeed. Draven's re-spitting axe. 05:36:41.020 --> 05:36:43.740 Why are you guys playing like pussies, bro? 05:36:43.740 --> 05:36:46.460 Oh wait, uh, Jinx, you forgot to buy items. 05:36:46.460 --> 05:36:51.460 Alright, let's go. 05:36:51.460 --> 05:36:52.460 Short kite, come back. 05:36:52.460 --> 05:36:53.460 Should I come back? 05:36:53.460 --> 05:36:55.460 No, no, you can't. 05:36:55.460 --> 05:36:58.460 So once you leave, you're not going back to base there. 05:36:58.460 --> 05:36:59.460 So what was the point of telling me that? 05:36:59.460 --> 05:37:00.460 What was the point? 05:37:00.460 --> 05:37:03.460 Well, I was just letting you know, bro, it's information. 05:37:03.460 --> 05:37:06.460 Okay, I'm not going to lie. 05:37:06.460 --> 05:37:10.460 I think this map fight genuinely might be first time in this game. 05:37:10.460 --> 05:37:15.460 Okay, so when you're playing ranged characters, you want to have a game. 05:37:15.460 --> 05:37:21.820 You want to always like try to right-click and then play at the edge of your range, so then you click like back and forth, okay? 05:37:31.180 --> 05:37:35.100 I'm gonna use that kill pack you can pick up the shield packs and they they show you 05:37:38.340 --> 05:37:42.020 Okay, Jinx, I'm not gonna lie. You're kind of fucking sprupping on them a little too hard right now 05:37:42.020 --> 05:37:44.020 They might surrender if you keep doing it 05:37:45.460 --> 05:38:00.320 Okay, so like what about vice when you're playing range champions you always want to stand back, right? 05:38:02.260 --> 05:38:07.960 So you want to let them melee champions like you know when you're playing master Yi you always want to like walk up and go crazy 05:38:08.560 --> 05:38:11.920 Yeah, but I've never played this guy. So I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, exactly 05:38:11.920 --> 05:38:15.920 So, Draven, think of all like ranged characters kinda like the same, right? 05:38:15.920 --> 05:38:19.920 So at the end of the day it's just about you sitting there and actually like standing back 05:38:19.920 --> 05:38:22.920 and then just like learning how to auto attack and all that kind of stuff. 05:38:23.920 --> 05:38:27.920 Like the purpose of, yeah, so the purpose of all this you can see just so you know 05:38:27.920 --> 05:38:32.920 it's not for you to get 20 kills, it's for you to like see what champions do first of all 05:38:32.920 --> 05:38:37.920 and then also for you to practice being in high intensity situations. 05:38:37.920 --> 05:38:42.920 I think it's a good idea, but I'll figure out an idea. 05:38:42.920 --> 05:38:49.080 Alright, so now back up, so whenever you're under turret you never want to auto-attach 05:38:49.080 --> 05:38:53.320 the enemies, unless they're really low and you can kill them, because if you do then you're 05:38:53.320 --> 05:38:56.000 just gonna end up dying. 05:38:56.000 --> 05:38:58.920 I think Malfi has a rock in his head. 05:38:58.920 --> 05:39:02.120 Yeah, he's playing like it. 05:39:02.120 --> 05:39:05.920 Is my W healing? 05:39:05.920 --> 05:39:08.360 Uh, no, it makes you go faster. 05:39:08.360 --> 05:39:11.080 So this is what I'm saying, one of the best things you can do 05:39:11.080 --> 05:39:13.160 is whenever you're like playing these characters, 05:39:13.160 --> 05:39:15.760 you should always sit there and you should always try to like 05:39:15.760 --> 05:39:17.400 read all their abilities. 05:39:17.400 --> 05:39:19.560 Because one day when you're playing Jacy, 05:39:19.560 --> 05:39:22.040 you're gonna have to like sit there and when you see Draven, 05:39:22.040 --> 05:39:23.320 you need to know what he does. 05:39:23.320 --> 05:39:26.120 So even if it takes you a minute, just read what his abilities do. 05:39:26.120 --> 05:39:28.440 And then tell it back to me and I'll like summarize it. 05:39:29.280 --> 05:39:31.720 Draven hurls two massive axes that feel like one of the standages 05:39:31.720 --> 05:39:33.640 when I'm hitting a champion or re-catching a reverse wreck 05:39:33.640 --> 05:39:34.720 to destroy the Jamanians. 05:39:34.720 --> 05:39:38.800 Okay, I'll never turn to it. Yeah, I can get it back. Exactly. Yes 05:39:40.280 --> 05:39:43.800 So now you want to back up and now we just like walk up and auto attack them 05:39:43.800 --> 05:39:46.200 So if you want to walk back up back up 05:39:46.680 --> 05:39:52.720 So here like for example, you can flash when I can just give auto attack me see so when you're doing it 05:39:52.720 --> 05:39:56.840 It's called space gliding jing see because you're sitting there and you're fucking like riding on them 05:39:56.840 --> 05:40:00.320 And you're like a pine-like presence. Does that make sense? 05:40:01.040 --> 05:40:03.040 Yeah, okay 05:40:03.040 --> 05:40:07.240 What's my damage at how do I see my damage? Well, we're gonna see at the end of the game 05:40:09.640 --> 05:40:14.240 Probably the League of Legends is the only game in the world where you can have like 30 or 40 hours into the game 05:40:14.240 --> 05:40:16.440 And not even know what's happening 05:40:16.440 --> 05:40:18.440 Yeah, that's the reason why normally 05:40:19.160 --> 05:40:23.920 The leveling process kind of like irons out a lot of it because typically leveling process 05:40:23.920 --> 05:40:28.480 You're gonna play like over a hundred games for you to get to level 30. So it's like that's why 05:40:28.480 --> 05:40:31.660 Like by the time you get to level 30 you say ok. 05:40:31.660 --> 05:40:34.380 But for you you're playing on night wear difficulty right? 05:40:34.380 --> 05:40:38.480 Because you're a fucking real gamer and you don't do that pussy train wheel shit right? 05:40:38.480 --> 05:40:39.480 Yeah exactly. 05:40:39.480 --> 05:40:40.480 Exactly, there you go. 05:40:40.480 --> 05:40:45.480 That was a good way to evade that right? 05:40:45.480 --> 05:40:47.480 Yep, that's what I was talking about. 05:40:47.480 --> 05:40:49.480 No, what you did that was perfect, it was actually perfect. 05:40:49.480 --> 05:40:52.480 So now you just want to keep our gun for an auto attacking. 05:40:52.480 --> 05:40:54.480 But I'll die on 1 hp. 05:40:54.480 --> 05:41:00.680 Yeah, but remember how a round works right like you can never shield so sometimes your brother just say walking up and dying 05:41:01.000 --> 05:41:03.000 But then you 05:41:06.480 --> 05:41:08.480 Looking good 05:41:08.480 --> 05:41:12.920 Right gotta kill downtown six and oh, oh no, I didn't get it done somebody stole it 05:41:14.120 --> 05:41:16.120 Who stole my kill that wasn't perfect 05:41:16.120 --> 05:41:20.120 Did you steal my fucking kill? 05:41:20.120 --> 05:41:22.360 Uh, wait, you mean the last one? 05:41:22.360 --> 05:41:24.240 No, that was Ziggs that stole it. 05:41:24.240 --> 05:41:25.240 It was Ziggs. 05:41:25.240 --> 05:41:26.240 Are you sure? 05:41:26.240 --> 05:41:32.920 Did you not fuck with it? 05:41:32.920 --> 05:41:34.600 You're not yanking my chain? 05:41:34.600 --> 05:41:35.600 Uh. 05:41:35.600 --> 05:41:41.040 My chat is saying Dante has stole it, Dante has did, Dante has stole it. 05:41:41.040 --> 05:41:44.360 Well dude, if we listened to our chat about everything, you know what I mean? 05:41:44.360 --> 05:41:45.360 Like, what would we be? 05:41:45.360 --> 05:41:47.360 So at the end of the day, you can't trust them. 05:41:48.000 --> 05:41:50.160 Jinxi, remember what I'm about to tell you. 05:41:50.160 --> 05:41:52.400 I'm the only person that you can trust. 05:41:52.400 --> 05:41:55.600 Everyone else, they don't have your best interests in mind. 05:41:55.600 --> 05:41:58.000 So you need to sit there and be cautious, okay? 05:41:58.000 --> 05:41:58.500 No. 05:42:06.500 --> 05:42:07.680 How do I not have any- 05:42:07.680 --> 05:42:09.920 So no, go put the autos! Go put the autos, Jinxi! 05:42:09.920 --> 05:42:11.120 Walk up and auto them! 05:42:11.920 --> 05:42:12.960 My game crashed. 05:42:13.760 --> 05:42:14.960 Wait, what? How? 05:42:15.360 --> 05:42:21.360 I'm back now, but I'm dead! 05:42:21.360 --> 05:42:26.680 Bro, I don't see how I'm supposed to learn from you. 05:42:26.680 --> 05:42:35.680 This is a good game, but I don't know what to do with it. 05:42:35.680 --> 05:42:41.680 I'm not sure what to do with it, but I'm not sure what to do with it, but I don't 05:42:41.680 --> 05:42:43.680 know what to do with it. 05:42:43.680 --> 05:42:46.760 You're supposed to learn from this, this is just a button match. 05:42:46.760 --> 05:42:51.640 Yeah, so Jinxie, the thing is that what you're supposed to learn from this is just the basics 05:42:51.640 --> 05:42:56.320 of every champion in the game so that you never get surprised by what happens. 05:42:56.320 --> 05:43:04.400 Think of it like, okay, imagine you're a virgin for the first 30 years of your life 05:43:04.400 --> 05:43:08.720 and there's like a sex dungeon that we can go to where we can try out every kink to 05:43:08.720 --> 05:43:11.480 see like what's going on with everyone else. 05:43:11.480 --> 05:43:13.560 That's kind of like ARAM, does that make sense? 05:43:13.560 --> 05:43:15.560 Who the fuck is that tree psycho? 05:43:16.560 --> 05:43:17.560 So that's Malkai. 05:43:21.560 --> 05:43:23.560 Who is that tree psycho? What the fuck? 05:43:24.560 --> 05:43:25.560 Malkai? 05:43:25.560 --> 05:43:26.060 Yep. 05:43:26.060 --> 05:43:28.560 He said a bunch of trees at my den. What is that? 05:43:31.060 --> 05:43:31.560 Uh... 05:43:32.560 --> 05:43:34.560 Wait, James, I just got a pen to kill. 05:43:37.560 --> 05:43:40.560 Bro, yeah, is the whole point of it just for you to smirk? 05:43:40.560 --> 05:43:42.560 What are we doing in there? 05:43:42.560 --> 05:43:43.820 This is stupid. 05:43:43.820 --> 05:43:45.760 No, Jinxy, Jinxy. 05:43:45.760 --> 05:43:47.900 The point of this is for you to learn how to fight. 05:43:47.900 --> 05:43:49.400 This is dumb, dude. 05:43:50.900 --> 05:43:52.700 Just smurf. 05:43:52.700 --> 05:43:54.700 Go get fucking Chalice. 05:43:56.000 --> 05:43:57.340 Yeah, Jinxy. 05:43:57.340 --> 05:44:02.380 There's no other way for a high low player to unwind after a lost game 05:44:02.380 --> 05:44:06.220 than to play on a lower ranked account and bully some like... 05:44:06.220 --> 05:44:08.080 some like high to five players. 05:44:08.080 --> 05:44:10.080 You're sick of the fucking ad. 05:44:12.560 --> 05:44:14.480 All right, so Jinx, you walk back, walk back, 05:44:14.480 --> 05:44:16.160 let your key mark up in front of you, okay? 05:44:16.160 --> 05:44:17.680 I know, go in and auto-attack. 05:44:17.680 --> 05:44:19.160 So what you're gonna try to, like, 05:44:19.160 --> 05:44:22.360 what I'm gonna want you to work on in this game, right? 05:44:22.360 --> 05:44:24.160 It's kind of like, you're gonna have to work on the- 05:44:24.160 --> 05:44:26.000 I'll have 11 assist! 05:44:27.520 --> 05:44:29.960 Somebody fucking die! 05:44:29.960 --> 05:44:30.800 Fuck! 05:44:31.760 --> 05:44:34.040 Get me out of here, this is dog shit! 05:44:38.080 --> 05:44:40.000 This is fucking shit! 05:44:42.560 --> 05:44:52.160 the fuck are we doing in here bro the fuck you're just smurfing against new 05:44:52.160 --> 05:44:56.240 players you sick-demented fuck 05:44:57.640 --> 05:45:05.240 okay also I'll just learn the champs from rank bro it'll make no matter okay 05:45:05.240 --> 05:45:08.000 alright then you know what this is gonna be our go for the rest of the game 05:45:08.000 --> 05:45:11.600 I'm gonna stand in front of you and I'm gonna time for you and then we can 05:45:11.600 --> 05:45:19.520 get some kills. Let's go. I'm just getting ganked. Am I on Brazzers right now? What is 05:45:19.520 --> 05:45:27.560 the point of this? I'm on fucking Brazzers. I'm the main character. I'm getting passed 05:45:27.560 --> 05:45:37.240 around like a fly. What are we doing here coach? Seriously. Okay, no listen, listen. 05:45:37.240 --> 05:45:39.440 What I'm going to want you to practice this game is because since you're playing 05:45:39.440 --> 05:45:44.640 ranged character. One of your issues on Master Yi, I don't know if you remember, but you know sometimes 05:45:44.640 --> 05:45:48.880 you walk back from fights and then you need to walk back in, but you're very late on it. 05:45:49.760 --> 05:45:54.320 Yeah. So now what we're going to do is we're going to practice. I'm going to tell you walk up, 05:45:54.320 --> 05:45:58.240 walk back, and then how it's going to work is you're just going to listen to my call-up for 05:45:58.240 --> 05:46:01.120 you, and then you're just going to try to do it as fast as you can, okay? 05:46:03.360 --> 05:46:07.280 How does that sound? All right, perfect. So now what we're going to do is, yeah, 05:46:07.280 --> 05:46:11.500 Fuck up go for the kill get it. Oh, bro. Stop stealing 05:46:12.900 --> 05:46:15.380 Yo, stop stealing my fucking 05:46:18.940 --> 05:46:21.880 Walk back walk back walk back, okay 05:46:24.900 --> 05:46:27.420 So now walk in walk up walk up this good 05:46:29.260 --> 05:46:32.860 Okay, so I'm jinxie you're gonna get the kill on this Samira are you ready? 05:46:32.860 --> 05:46:39.720 I swear. 05:46:39.720 --> 05:46:40.720 Ok. 05:46:40.720 --> 05:46:45.760 I want to order this good. 05:46:45.760 --> 05:46:47.000 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 05:46:47.000 --> 05:46:49.460 Who's the fucking king, Jinzy? 05:46:49.460 --> 05:46:51.140 There you go. 05:46:51.140 --> 05:46:52.340 Now kill them. 05:46:52.340 --> 05:46:53.340 Oh! 05:46:53.340 --> 05:46:55.580 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! 05:46:55.580 --> 05:46:56.580 STOP!!! 05:46:56.580 --> 05:46:59.980 Dude, I'm gonna be honest. 05:46:59.980 --> 05:47:02.820 I genuinely didn't even realize that like I did not. 05:47:02.820 --> 05:47:08.780 much damage okay look I'm gonna lock it in now I'm gonna lock it in now okay so 05:47:08.780 --> 05:47:12.380 walk up this we're gonna try doing okay back up back up back up back up 05:47:12.380 --> 05:47:17.100 perfect so no this is how we're gonna play okay back up okay so no let's kill 05:47:17.100 --> 05:47:23.580 this I get it did you get it no no that was someone else okay so now walk 05:47:23.580 --> 05:47:36.140 Okay, I'm gonna time this for you. What is that? What is that? So it's this ability. What is that? 05:47:38.940 --> 05:47:40.940 Like it's fucking brute 05:47:40.940 --> 05:47:56.380 Okay, Jhin, see do you want me to get a pentakill on the enemy team as your bandage? 05:47:56.380 --> 05:48:01.380 Whatever, hey, bro, whatever gets your dick out, bro, whatever gets you hard. 05:48:01.380 --> 05:48:02.380 Whatever gets you going, bro. 05:48:02.380 --> 05:48:04.580 Okay, see, whatever gets you hard, bro. 05:48:04.580 --> 05:48:06.540 See, this is what would get me hard. 05:48:06.540 --> 05:48:07.540 Let's get your pentakill. 05:48:07.540 --> 05:48:13.100 I'm gonna get the entire enemy team super low, and then you get the last hits and seal everything for me, okay? 05:48:13.600 --> 05:48:14.100 Okay. 05:48:14.100 --> 05:48:20.120 Okay, so now come. So now I'm gonna walk up first. I'm gonna do damage. You come in and then you go fucking crazy. You ready? 05:48:20.120 --> 05:48:21.300 Are you embarrassed? 05:48:21.300 --> 05:48:22.500 Yep. 05:48:22.500 --> 05:48:24.660 So now go auto attack the gun. 05:48:26.620 --> 05:48:28.620 Die bitch die! 05:48:29.060 --> 05:48:31.060 What the fuck? 05:48:31.340 --> 05:48:33.340 Why is her health not moving? 05:48:34.820 --> 05:48:37.340 Yeah, that's that's going. 05:48:37.540 --> 05:48:39.540 What do you mean that's Gwen? 05:48:39.540 --> 05:48:41.540 Help us with that? 05:48:41.540 --> 05:48:43.540 Yeah, because she's just broken as fuck. 05:48:43.540 --> 05:48:46.540 So you're going to learn that in League there are some champs that are broken as fuck, 05:48:46.540 --> 05:48:48.540 and a lot of the times it's the fetish champs, right? 05:48:48.540 --> 05:48:52.540 So for example, Ryde makes Ryde broken because it appeals to the people with foot fetishes. 05:48:52.540 --> 05:48:55.540 They make Gwen broken because it appeals to the people that like, 05:48:55.540 --> 05:48:57.540 I don't know, like sex dolls and stuff like that. 05:48:57.540 --> 05:49:01.540 They'll make champions like Ari broken because it appears to the furries 05:49:01.540 --> 05:49:03.540 and the people that are into V-Siality, right? 05:49:03.540 --> 05:49:07.540 So it's like they always try to break champions that can appeal to people's kings 05:49:07.540 --> 05:49:12.540 Because they know that the people that are obsessed with kings are more likely to buy skins. Does that make sense? 05:49:12.540 --> 05:49:14.540 And play League all day, yeah. 05:49:14.540 --> 05:49:17.540 Yeah, perfect. Okay, so now what we're gonna do now, 05:49:17.540 --> 05:49:21.540 Kingsie is you're gonna walk up and then I'm gonna get you all the kills. You ready? 05:49:21.540 --> 05:49:22.540 Okay. 05:49:22.540 --> 05:49:24.540 An ally has been slain. 05:49:24.540 --> 05:49:29.540 Uh, you know what? We might have to watch back. Yeah, this is looking really horrible. 05:49:29.540 --> 05:49:31.540 Hold on. 05:49:33.540 --> 05:49:42.660 How is that not my fucking kill, I'm gonna fucking kill you, how the fuck is that not 05:49:42.660 --> 05:49:52.460 my fucking kill, who got it, you got it, you actually got it, I have 20 assists in 05:49:52.460 --> 05:50:03.100 one kill, I actually, yo I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 05:50:03.100 --> 05:50:06.820 like are you actually listening cuz I need to listen like just shut up shut up 05:50:06.820 --> 05:50:13.420 show can we leave you know what okay I'll end the game in a minute and then we 05:50:13.420 --> 05:50:18.820 can we can get out and we can get into the ranks okay all right does that work 05:50:18.820 --> 05:50:25.940 sounds good coach all right let me let me fucking go sick of mode all right 05:50:25.940 --> 05:50:28.940 I'm a ranged character at the same time. 05:50:28.940 --> 05:50:31.940 Yeah, exactly. There you go. You're learning. 05:50:38.940 --> 05:50:42.940 A-Ram is not for you, Bobby. Yeah, this is Brain Rock. 05:50:42.940 --> 05:50:48.940 You know, that's the problem, GenC, because a lot of people normally they like A-Ram, 05:50:48.940 --> 05:50:52.940 but the problem is that it's for the low IQ, bad intellectuals. 05:50:52.940 --> 05:50:58.900 But the thing about guys like you is that it's like you need to actually be stimulated with the actual game 05:50:58.900 --> 05:51:04.540 Right like you're the kind of guy where we can't put you in TDM in Siege because you need the fucking strategy 05:51:04.540 --> 05:51:10.220 You know I like strategy games, bro. What do you think exactly? Yeah, so that's what I'm saying like dude 05:51:10.220 --> 05:51:15.820 This is a game mode for fucking noob tubers bro. It's for the people that sit down 05:51:15.820 --> 05:51:19.120 They're just fucking casuals, but you're not a fucking casual 05:51:19.120 --> 05:51:24.580 So the thing about this way chain see the reason you're one and ten this game isn't because you're bad, bro 05:51:24.720 --> 05:51:30.000 You're one and ten because this isn't your element. You need to be stimulated 05:51:30.000 --> 05:51:35.260 You need to be fucking like you need to be at war and how far does that thing reach? 05:51:35.920 --> 05:51:37.920 Yeah, I'd be entire fucking lame 05:51:41.920 --> 05:51:43.920 Yeah 05:51:43.920 --> 05:51:45.920 I 05:51:57.120 --> 05:52:01.280 Let's do that. I'm gonna be honest this Reven is the biggest piece of shit ever 05:52:01.360 --> 05:52:05.600 I've never seen somebody steal more kills from somebody like it's actually discussed 05:52:06.400 --> 05:52:08.400 All right, you can look on this. We need to look on this 05:52:11.680 --> 05:52:13.680 Nice 05:52:13.920 --> 05:52:27.120 J'EME SEA, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SMARTFLY ON HIM THAT HARD? 05:52:27.120 --> 05:52:28.120 TELL ME RIGHT NOW. 05:52:28.120 --> 05:52:29.600 Bro, I'm 2-12 bro. 05:52:29.600 --> 05:52:31.720 Coach hang it up bro! 05:52:31.720 --> 05:52:36.520 Tell me how it is, tell me how it is coach. 05:52:36.520 --> 05:52:38.280 Do you actually want me to be honest? 05:52:38.280 --> 05:52:39.280 Yes. 05:52:39.280 --> 05:52:41.960 You're completely clueless in fights. 05:52:41.960 --> 05:52:47.200 So it's what we saw yesterday where it's like your issue is that you don't really have like 05:52:47.200 --> 05:52:48.980 a danger sense, right? 05:52:48.980 --> 05:52:54.200 So it's kind of like, imagine like you're like a baby and you're walking over the stove, 05:52:54.200 --> 05:52:55.200 right? 05:52:55.200 --> 05:52:57.200 Because for you don't have a sense of danger. 05:52:57.200 --> 05:53:02.080 So the problem is that what we need is we need it in still like a sense of danger, 05:53:02.080 --> 05:53:03.840 but also confidence. 05:53:03.840 --> 05:53:09.000 Because in league you don't have confidence, but you have confidence when it's like 05:53:09.000 --> 05:53:12.360 Sometimes it's bad and other times you sense danger when it's bad 05:53:12.360 --> 05:53:19.160 But this is all skill expression stuff that over time you're gonna learn how to actually get yourself. Does that make sense? 05:53:19.560 --> 05:53:23.720 Yeah, that makes sense coach. All right, so now you know what? You know what Jinxie? 05:53:23.720 --> 05:53:30.520 I think it's time for us to make some fucking quick work of some iron goddamn lobbies. What do you think? 05:53:31.400 --> 05:53:33.500 Uh, yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready 05:53:35.160 --> 05:53:37.960 Yeah, no, you're carrying up here. I'm so what I sit on that 05:53:39.000 --> 05:53:44.000 Hi guys, what the fuck do you want, bro, what? 05:53:44.000 --> 05:53:51.000 Can you and Dante's go over like graphic settings and all that? 05:53:51.000 --> 05:53:55.000 Because I believe that you're on like ultra graphics, I think. 05:53:55.000 --> 05:53:58.000 Like you haven't won over any of that. 05:53:58.000 --> 05:54:01.000 Dante's is there a way to not make my fucking crash? 05:54:01.000 --> 05:54:05.000 Clickword says, you might need to go on Gamefred. 05:54:05.000 --> 05:54:10.000 for it. But click where it says game, where it says end game and end game. You see that? 05:54:10.000 --> 05:54:15.000 Yeah, scroll down. Okay, now you're gonna have to go on game for that. So open up a 05:54:15.000 --> 05:54:20.840 practice tool. Open up a practice tool. And then, yeah, so what we'll do is we'll do all 05:54:20.840 --> 05:54:25.120 your settings to help it not crash. And then after that, we're gonna sing Rocky 05:54:25.120 --> 05:54:28.640 together on karaoke while you eat the fuck out of something 05:54:28.640 --> 05:54:31.840 shut the fuck up my eyes 05:54:32.000 --> 05:54:37.040 well you guys won congrats i guess yeah we have some psychotic challenges playing 05:54:37.040 --> 05:54:43.920 against irons i put on the chosen ye skin fast the chosen ye skin 05:54:49.680 --> 05:54:54.960 all right that's okay all right so jinx he'd press escape 05:54:55.120 --> 05:55:00.120 Okay, so left click first then press escape. 05:55:00.120 --> 05:55:05.120 Okay, so now press video. 05:55:05.120 --> 05:55:08.120 Alright, so, okay, wow. 05:55:08.120 --> 05:55:11.120 So you see where it says graphics, how you're on very high? 05:55:11.120 --> 05:55:13.120 Slide that all the fucking way down. 05:55:13.120 --> 05:55:15.120 Yep, there you go, perfect. 05:55:15.120 --> 05:55:16.120 Safe. 05:55:16.120 --> 05:55:17.120 Nice! 05:55:17.120 --> 05:55:18.120 That looks like shit. 05:55:18.120 --> 05:55:20.120 Looks like shit, you idiot. 05:55:20.120 --> 05:55:21.120 What? 05:55:21.120 --> 05:55:24.120 Dude, it's on my fault, your PC crashes. 05:55:24.120 --> 05:55:27.120 Alright, now we're good. Come on, you ready? 05:55:27.120 --> 05:55:34.120 Yep, I'm ready. Alright, Sino, Jinxie, I need you. I'll find a karaoke of the Rocky song. 05:55:34.120 --> 05:55:37.120 How about we do I Have the Tiger? How does that sound? 05:55:37.120 --> 05:55:42.120 How about we listen to Shots by Big John? 05:55:42.120 --> 05:55:46.120 I feel like I Have the Tiger would set us up better. 05:55:46.120 --> 05:55:48.120 Alright, whatever you want. Whatever you want. 05:55:48.120 --> 05:55:51.120 Alright, perfect. 05:55:51.120 --> 05:55:56.240 Honestly, you know, I'm drinking tonight. So that's it. Whoever's in my team, bro. Good luck 05:55:57.440 --> 05:55:58.720 All right 05:55:58.720 --> 05:56:02.380 Are you ready? Yep, ready. There you go. Let's fucking go 05:56:06.400 --> 05:56:08.400 All right 05:56:18.040 --> 05:56:20.040 All right, James, are you ready? 05:56:21.120 --> 05:56:23.120 Yes 05:56:51.120 --> 05:57:11.300 Thanks for watching! 05:57:21.120 --> 05:57:23.180 you 05:57:51.120 --> 05:57:53.180 you 05:58:21.120 --> 05:58:23.180 you 05:58:51.120 --> 05:58:53.180 you 05:59:21.120 --> 05:59:23.180 you 05:59:51.120 --> 06:00:14.480 that was legendary thank you bro i got you 06:00:14.480 --> 06:00:18.720 where is it where is it where is it back back back go back 06:00:18.720 --> 06:00:24.400 back, back, back, back, back, back, there you go. Perfect. Alright, so now Jinxie, are you 06:00:24.400 --> 06:00:30.240 ready to fucking dominate the enemy team with the power of the chosen master Yi? 06:00:35.120 --> 06:00:40.800 When I woke up this morning, I woke up with morning wood and I pondered to myself why, 06:00:41.360 --> 06:00:48.400 but now it all makes sense because today is the day I put on an absolute master class. 06:00:48.720 --> 06:00:55.400 in iron bra and while being drunk dude today you're gonna have your drunk dick 06:00:55.400 --> 06:01:00.560 of this team was asked so hard that he's gonna be coughing cum does that make 06:01:00.560 --> 06:01:08.340 sense now because when I'm drunk I can't really get it up that much okay wait do 06:01:08.340 --> 06:01:12.240 I'm going to do like Timo voice roleplay to help yes please okay 06:01:16.240 --> 06:01:18.560 See what are you doing in my jungle? 06:01:28.200 --> 06:01:30.400 Oh Timo I'm just here to take your campus 06:01:38.340 --> 06:01:44.840 Well, Timo, I don't care. I'm just gonna go take your jungle camps, take your gold, and then gank your teammate, buddy. 06:01:44.840 --> 06:01:50.340 Oh, I really hope you don't take my anal virginity as well! 06:01:50.340 --> 06:01:51.840 YOOOOOO! 06:01:51.840 --> 06:01:54.340 SENTO! I HATE IT! 06:01:55.340 --> 06:02:01.340 Alright, Dantez, if I lose a single game of League of Legends tonight, I'm burning my PC to the floor. 06:02:01.340 --> 06:02:03.340 Okay, I'm ready for it. 06:02:05.340 --> 06:02:07.340 Alright, so like, this is how we're gonna do it. 06:02:08.340 --> 06:02:11.500 Top to bot folk here. Are you ready for me? Oh? 06:02:12.480 --> 06:02:14.320 Me. Oh, me. Oh, yes 06:02:14.320 --> 06:02:20.240 All right, also remember the lesson I taught you perfect. You're already learning the auto. Yep. There you go 06:02:22.160 --> 06:02:25.040 It's looking fucking juicy right now, bro 06:02:29.720 --> 06:02:36.960 There you go, yep, they that's fucking IQ that's like fight IQ right loss autos like control E 06:02:38.340 --> 06:02:40.340 Remember you said you on your first auto 06:02:41.220 --> 06:02:45.940 Let's see what just happened to you. You're your your saber. I 06:02:46.680 --> 06:02:48.680 Turned into a sick long 06:02:50.280 --> 06:02:52.280 Exactly snow Jinxie 06:02:52.460 --> 06:02:56.360 We're playing for the full clear of this game. I've waited a little guys. Yep 06:02:58.300 --> 06:03:05.900 All right now go to the Raptors get perfect so listen how it's gonna work this game you do very good against and me calm so yesterday 06:03:08.340 --> 06:03:10.340 Pepe! 06:03:10.340 --> 06:03:12.340 Okay, what were you saying Daddy? 06:03:12.340 --> 06:03:14.340 Or Goddad? 06:03:14.340 --> 06:03:18.340 Yeah, no, the words are similar. I don't blame you for mixing them up. 06:03:18.340 --> 06:03:22.340 Alright, so how we're gonna do it is we're gonna go for the 06:03:22.340 --> 06:03:26.340 the um, the wrappers and then afterwards we're gonna look on the wolves. 06:03:26.340 --> 06:03:30.340 Now Jinx, I wanna ask you a question. Do you know who else has a red lightsaber? 06:03:32.340 --> 06:03:34.340 Darth Vader. 06:03:34.340 --> 06:03:36.340 Okay. 06:03:36.340 --> 06:03:42.100 Is there another character that you got reminded of when you say Darth Vader that also has a red-bike saber? 06:03:47.060 --> 06:03:47.940 Darth Maul 06:03:51.380 --> 06:03:55.700 Now that we asked you a question, Jinxie, what Maul does Darth Maul? 06:03:55.700 --> 06:03:58.020 Bro, I'm in a ranked match! 06:03:58.820 --> 06:04:00.820 I'm in a ranked match! 06:04:01.780 --> 06:04:03.620 I guess I, sorry. I guess what. 06:04:03.620 --> 06:04:06.020 So now, Jungbot, let's see what's going on bot lane. 06:04:06.340 --> 06:04:08.340 Did you miss? 06:04:09.340 --> 06:04:11.340 Okay, I'm playing. 06:04:13.340 --> 06:04:19.340 Nice, good. And you're also learning about patience, Lammers too. So now press Q and then drone bot. Let's see what's happening bot. 06:04:20.340 --> 06:04:22.340 Drone bot? Drone bot. 06:04:23.340 --> 06:04:27.340 Okay, nice. So you're gonna look on the Scuttle Crab, okay? Finish the Gromp, Scuttle Crab. 06:04:27.340 --> 06:04:37.100 all right this is good now you're not gonna look for the dive because it's a 06:04:37.100 --> 06:04:41.660 bit risky all right nice kill this fucking rift scuttler where are you going 06:04:41.660 --> 06:04:46.900 after the after this uh well you could also go for the second rift scuttler 06:04:46.900 --> 06:04:54.520 too oh yeah it's a bad damn damn exactly now jump ready perfect okay you 06:04:54.520 --> 06:04:58.420 won't be able to kill this year out actually just recall just recalls to 06:04:58.420 --> 06:05:04.800 risky to risky so we smile to do recalls because your mid laner recalled and 06:05:04.800 --> 06:05:08.800 their mid laner could fight you so it's better feeder just like reset so now 06:05:08.800 --> 06:05:13.960 right click on the Kraken sir walk straight to your crugs yep there you go 06:05:13.960 --> 06:05:20.840 nice coach I have a direction in my pants coach you want me to do something 06:05:20.840 --> 06:05:30.040 about it if I win yes I got you all right all I'm gonna say is tampon springs 06:05:30.040 --> 06:05:34.820 there's a lot of things are about to be flowing over there buddy buddy it is 06:05:34.820 --> 06:05:41.840 tarfin springs not tampon springs where did this even come from well it came 06:05:41.840 --> 06:05:46.600 from the fact that in tampon springs the rivers run like blood because of all 06:05:46.600 --> 06:05:48.600 the bloodshed that happens. 06:05:48.600 --> 06:05:50.600 Bro it's Charmin! 06:05:54.600 --> 06:05:55.600 Jinxie. 06:05:55.600 --> 06:05:57.600 It's shit, sweet and tap. 06:05:58.600 --> 06:06:00.600 Charmin! 06:06:00.600 --> 06:06:02.600 I'm sorry! 06:06:02.600 --> 06:06:04.600 I'm sorry! 06:06:04.600 --> 06:06:06.600 Fuck! 06:06:10.600 --> 06:06:11.600 Alright, so- 06:06:11.600 --> 06:06:12.600 I gotta get this- 06:06:12.600 --> 06:06:13.600 I gotta get this- 06:06:13.600 --> 06:06:15.600 Fuck, did you get a wife? 06:06:15.600 --> 06:06:17.600 Fuck! 06:06:17.600 --> 06:06:21.600 Okay, remember, I already taught you this, Jinxie. 06:06:21.600 --> 06:06:28.600 It's about sitting there and being the absolute masterclass of mental manipulation. 06:06:28.600 --> 06:06:31.600 So that's how I get a girlfriend. Absolutely dead-act! 06:06:31.600 --> 06:06:33.600 Yeah. 06:06:33.600 --> 06:06:37.600 And then afterwards you work on yourself when you realize she's the right one. 06:06:37.600 --> 06:06:39.600 And then you go to therapy. 06:06:39.600 --> 06:06:41.600 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. 06:06:41.600 --> 06:06:43.600 But it's okay, Jinxie, because I'm telling you, 06:06:43.600 --> 06:06:47.280 League of Legends player is going to turn you into the worst version of yourself so you're 06:06:47.280 --> 06:06:52.400 going to be able to find somebody a lot easier. Does that make sense? 06:06:52.400 --> 06:06:56.360 So this game actually just turned you into the worst version of yourself? 06:06:56.360 --> 06:06:58.360 But while you're playing it, yeah. 06:06:58.360 --> 06:06:59.360 Okay. 06:06:59.360 --> 06:07:06.360 Okay, so now go for the Dragon. Dragon, Dragon, fast. Dragon. 06:07:06.360 --> 06:07:18.720 Okay, so now I want your drone bot and I want your drone mid. 06:07:18.720 --> 06:07:24.240 We know what the real trick is, Jynxie, to finding a wife. 06:07:24.240 --> 06:07:27.320 You need to find somebody that out-freaks your freak. 06:07:27.320 --> 06:07:32.720 That like outclasses how insane you are, does that make sense? 06:07:32.720 --> 06:07:35.200 Okay, okay, what did he mean? 06:07:35.200 --> 06:07:39.200 I mean, you need to find somebody that they aren't like the opposite of you. 06:07:39.200 --> 06:07:42.200 You need to find somebody that's even crazier than this. 06:07:42.200 --> 06:07:46.200 You see what I'm getting at? Like somebody that it's like they know you to a level 06:07:46.200 --> 06:07:53.200 where they bring you to the highest heights that you could ever like get to. Does that make sense? 06:07:53.200 --> 06:07:56.200 Okay, what do you mean? 06:07:56.200 --> 06:08:01.200 I had a bit- well, what else do you want me to say? 06:08:01.200 --> 06:08:04.200 Like someone who can- like someone who's more freaky than you are? 06:08:04.200 --> 06:08:08.800 Yeah, but not in a sexual way, not in a sexual way, I'm talking about just like in general, 06:08:08.800 --> 06:08:15.320 like you need to find a wife where it's like, okay, you need to find somebody, Jengxi, where 06:08:15.320 --> 06:08:19.280 it's like you're gonna go up to her, right, and you're gonna say, yo, let's troll random 06:08:19.280 --> 06:08:23.240 people at the Home Depot, and then you guys are gonna pretend to get in a random 06:08:23.240 --> 06:08:27.080 argument, and like pretend that it's like, you're sitting there and you're just yelling 06:08:27.080 --> 06:08:31.800 at each other, but it's to troll the NPCs, and when you do that, she needs to 06:08:31.800 --> 06:08:37.160 be the kind of person that she not only does it with you but she goes even crazier than you in that 06:08:37.160 --> 06:08:42.520 scenario like she starts like going crazy grabbing machetes like running to stab you and shit does 06:08:42.520 --> 06:08:51.560 that make sense okay okay wait are we red or blue all right what do you mean that's red 06:08:53.640 --> 06:08:58.440 are you red side yeah no i believe you're fine jinx you're pumping okay so you ready to focus on 06:08:58.440 --> 06:08:59.440 on the game. 06:08:59.440 --> 06:09:00.440 Yes. 06:09:00.440 --> 06:09:01.440 Okay. 06:09:01.440 --> 06:09:05.000 So now, remember, step one to finding a wipe. 06:09:05.000 --> 06:09:06.600 You need to be challenger first. 06:09:06.600 --> 06:09:12.440 If you are not challenger, then there's always like some dude that's higher elo than you. 06:09:12.440 --> 06:09:13.440 Right? 06:09:13.440 --> 06:09:16.400 Because James, if there's something I'm going to tell you right now, okay? 06:09:16.400 --> 06:09:20.760 The real reason why being iron is unacceptable is because one day you're going to play 06:09:20.760 --> 06:09:22.980 against a legitimate pedophile. 06:09:22.980 --> 06:09:26.960 And if you play against a pedophile and you're low elo, then he's going to shit 06:09:26.960 --> 06:09:27.960 on you. 06:09:27.960 --> 06:09:32.960 By you being a bad player, you're rewarding pedophiles with free wins against you. 06:09:32.960 --> 06:09:34.960 Now, do we want that? 06:09:34.960 --> 06:09:35.960 No. 06:09:35.960 --> 06:09:36.960 Exactly. 06:09:36.960 --> 06:09:44.960 So that's why we need to become, like, higher elo and better at the game so that no pedophiles can ever win against us. 06:09:44.960 --> 06:09:45.960 Does this make sense? 06:09:45.960 --> 06:09:46.960 Yes. 06:09:46.960 --> 06:09:48.960 Perfect. 06:09:48.960 --> 06:09:53.960 Okay, so now you're gonna play for the blue, and then afterwards you're gonna look on the gromp. 06:09:53.960 --> 06:10:00.080 Like Jinxie, there could even be a part of following your lobby right now. 06:10:00.080 --> 06:10:04.800 I'm pressing Tabron, I'm seeing a Teemo with fucking Smite teleport jungle. 06:10:04.800 --> 06:10:08.640 Like why does Teemo get played every game? 06:10:08.640 --> 06:10:14.400 Why does Teemo get played every game I play? 06:10:14.400 --> 06:10:16.080 You want to start banning it? 06:10:16.080 --> 06:10:17.080 Like why? 06:10:17.080 --> 06:10:18.080 Like why does he get played on this? 06:10:18.080 --> 06:10:19.080 I don't understand. 06:10:19.080 --> 06:10:22.480 Because he's fucking braindead dude, he's braindead and he's like legit broken 06:10:22.480 --> 06:10:29.760 as fuck dude that's why okay all right so now this we're gonna do you're gonna 06:10:29.760 --> 06:10:32.520 play on the crab and then jump but let's see what's going on balling are they 06:10:32.520 --> 06:10:38.920 pushing in they aren't so after this you're gonna go to the grubs okay okay 06:10:38.920 --> 06:10:45.160 right now go no the grubs not the crugs so the purple ones 06:10:45.160 --> 06:10:51.160 you're saying grubs and crubs like that sounds similar yeah no I know but 06:10:51.160 --> 06:10:53.960 So that's why like over time you're gonna realize that it's not. 06:10:53.960 --> 06:10:55.320 Thanks for the gold pussy. 06:10:55.320 --> 06:11:04.920 Hey, hey, hey, if there's one thing that Jinxie likes doing, it's fucking a pussy in broad daylight, am I right? 06:11:04.920 --> 06:11:06.440 Whoa! 06:11:06.440 --> 06:11:09.880 Look, you want me to do it bro? 06:11:09.880 --> 06:11:12.280 Like you set me up perfectly for that. 06:11:12.280 --> 06:11:16.600 I didn't set you up perfectly, you're just fucking sick in the fucking head. 06:11:16.600 --> 06:11:18.120 That's what it is! 06:11:18.120 --> 06:11:19.880 Nothing is perfect! 06:11:20.600 --> 06:11:28.340 Well listen you fucking take these drops on contested is perfect, isn't it? Yes. Yes. All right. There you go. So now get them 06:11:31.180 --> 06:11:33.180 Bro don't as I'm kind of drunk 06:11:33.960 --> 06:11:38.740 Wait, wait, wait, you know how his name was P. Diddy 06:11:40.360 --> 06:11:43.520 Yeah, what if your name is yee jitty? 06:11:43.520 --> 06:11:53.840 me. So, downtown, I want to remind you, bro, I'm in Iron 3. I'm on the precipice of deranghing 06:11:53.840 --> 06:12:00.480 to Iron 4. That can't happen, coach. So, coach, I'm gonna need you, coach, to focus, 06:12:00.480 --> 06:12:04.960 bro. Like, coach, I'm gonna need you to focus. Each and every prime part of me is 06:12:04.960 --> 06:12:06.960 I'm going to drag him again! 06:12:06.960 --> 06:12:08.960 Like what the fuck! 06:12:11.960 --> 06:12:14.960 Alright, I understand, I understand, I understand. 06:12:14.960 --> 06:12:18.960 Any more Jinxy? I apologize, I apologize. 06:12:19.960 --> 06:12:23.960 Thank you coach, now my chat is saying you, Jinny. Jesus Christ! 06:12:29.960 --> 06:12:33.960 Does Master want to punish Dobby for his insolence? 06:12:34.960 --> 06:12:36.960 Master want to cat punish who? 06:12:38.440 --> 06:12:39.400 Bobby 06:12:39.400 --> 06:12:41.400 Who is Bobby? 06:12:41.920 --> 06:12:47.240 Bobby bro, it's the guy from Harry Potter. We're role-playing bro. You got it like 06:12:50.560 --> 06:12:58.000 Sorry, I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry. I know I'm gonna be the lowest rank 06:12:58.760 --> 06:13:02.640 You're not broken certain winners queue look. It's for the eight 06:13:05.960 --> 06:13:07.960 All right, so now get the dragon at screen 06:13:08.840 --> 06:13:15.340 Run soloing dragons like an absolute fucking chat and you know why it's cuz you're fucking drunk bro 06:13:20.960 --> 06:13:25.860 You're right bro, okay, so wait, can I actually give you a little bit of advice here? 06:13:26.660 --> 06:13:31.360 Yes, please a lot of the time some more you care. Oh wait, okay? 06:13:31.360 --> 06:13:37.360 Okay, press R and just run on the Senna and Q on her, R and Q on the Senna, nice E. 06:13:37.360 --> 06:13:39.360 Uh, oh you're gonna kill them all. 06:13:39.360 --> 06:13:41.360 I would've died you stupid fucking coach. 06:13:41.360 --> 06:13:45.360 I'm not even kidding, they would've genuinely all died. 06:13:45.360 --> 06:13:47.360 Like if you would've just auto-attacked her, they would've all died. 06:13:47.360 --> 06:13:49.360 No, no, I would've died, they're the second guy. 06:13:49.360 --> 06:13:51.360 I mean you would've went, uh... 06:13:51.360 --> 06:13:53.360 No, you wouldn't, because the second guy was the... 06:13:53.360 --> 06:13:56.360 I WOULD'VE DIED! I WOULD'VE DIED! 06:13:56.360 --> 06:13:58.360 SHUT UP! 06:13:59.120 --> 06:14:05.320 You always try to get me to 1v3 and you go I would have died 06:14:08.480 --> 06:14:13.600 Okay, I'm not gonna lie you might actually have a natural gift of this game because right there that was a test 06:14:13.600 --> 06:14:21.200 I wanted to test whether or not you were able to defy your coach's orders in favor of your own game plan 06:14:21.200 --> 06:14:26.880 When you know it's right. Thank you. I fuck exactly. I knew so let me so like dude 06:14:26.880 --> 06:14:32.000 it's like how do you even realize these things like you sit there and it's like wait oh 06:14:33.520 --> 06:14:39.920 okay okay so like jinxie listen now we're good okay you pass the test we're good now it's like I 06:14:39.920 --> 06:14:46.400 was the guy at TSA that walks in with like some kind of uh no more uh okay so now what we're 06:14:46.400 --> 06:14:51.520 gonna do is you're gonna play for the the rafters and then after the rafters you look on the walls 06:14:51.520 --> 06:14:53.520 Okay 06:14:55.520 --> 06:14:57.520 My brain is yours 06:14:57.600 --> 06:14:59.440 All right nice 06:14:59.440 --> 06:15:06.240 So now we look on the walls and then afterwards on the walls right we're gonna look on the blue buff next 06:15:10.360 --> 06:15:12.360 My brain is yours 06:15:14.000 --> 06:15:16.640 No amount of clients can change the time 06:15:16.640 --> 06:15:26.680 Alright, now Jinxie, what we're gonna do right now is, you're gonna, okay so let me give 06:15:26.680 --> 06:15:32.640 you advice okay, when you can't go for ganks as a jungler, you need to instill fear in their 06:15:32.640 --> 06:15:37.040 hearts, so here what you're gonna do is you're gonna recall, while you're recalling, slash 06:15:37.040 --> 06:15:40.720 all, I'm a schizophrenic psychopath. 06:15:40.720 --> 06:15:46.160 Okay, now you're talking my language now. 06:15:46.160 --> 06:15:47.000 Bye bye. 06:15:50.140 --> 06:15:52.420 Oh, you know what, we have chat disabled. 06:15:52.420 --> 06:15:55.780 All right, so now we're gonna walk to the ScuttleCrab. 06:15:57.100 --> 06:15:59.120 Okay, this one? 06:15:59.120 --> 06:16:00.000 Yep. 06:16:00.000 --> 06:16:02.860 So now, Jinxie, you can actually talk to yourself 06:16:02.860 --> 06:16:05.500 in party chat and no one can read the messages. 06:16:05.500 --> 06:16:07.020 So I wanted to type right now, 06:16:07.020 --> 06:16:09.260 hello, Jinxie, how are you doing? 06:16:14.540 --> 06:16:15.380 Perfect. 06:16:15.380 --> 06:16:31.380 Alright, so now you're gonna play for the Raptors and then look mid, look mid, there's something going on mid, drone mid, okay no mind they backed off, so go for the Rift tower, so I know this is good gameplay, cause you're getting all this, yes you're getting all the neutral objectives, this is what we like to see, now Jinxie let me ask you a question 06:16:33.380 --> 06:16:37.380 Yes, I'm Jinxie, okay, are you a piece of shit, yes or no? 06:16:37.380 --> 06:16:40.220 Uh, no, no, Crouch, no. 06:16:40.220 --> 06:16:44.260 Okay, then why the fuck are you leaving Jinxie on red? 06:16:44.260 --> 06:16:47.140 You saw his message and you're not responding! 06:16:49.460 --> 06:16:53.140 So now pick up the eye and go to the Crugs and respond to Jinxie. 06:16:53.140 --> 06:16:54.420 He's talking to you. 06:16:54.900 --> 06:16:56.180 No, no, on the Crugs. 06:16:56.580 --> 06:16:57.380 Where's the eye? 06:16:57.940 --> 06:16:59.300 Uh, you already have it. 06:16:59.300 --> 06:17:00.420 So you can go to the Crugs. 06:17:00.420 --> 06:17:02.020 Are you fucking bound, bro? 06:17:02.020 --> 06:17:02.980 I already had it! 06:17:03.940 --> 06:17:05.220 Yeah, exactly! 06:17:05.220 --> 06:17:08.940 That's why I said go to the eye and then afterwards look for the Krugs 06:17:10.060 --> 06:17:12.140 Well, my coach has gets a priority up, bro 06:17:14.020 --> 06:17:20.180 Yeah, but listen, Jinxie would you rather get coached by one coach or two coaches if there are two coaches in my brain 06:17:20.180 --> 06:17:22.800 Then that means you're getting double the fucking value bro 06:17:22.800 --> 06:17:29.620 That's why skits those are not allowed in the workforce because if they were you would literally be getting a double labor for the cost of one 06:17:29.620 --> 06:17:31.620 You're actually like two for one special 06:17:32.940 --> 06:17:34.340 Yep 06:17:34.340 --> 06:17:38.200 All right, so now you're gonna get the rafters after this you're gonna look on the walls 06:17:43.580 --> 06:17:47.480 Somebody in my chat said zero damage dealt. What's that other side? 06:17:48.240 --> 06:17:53.940 Well, tell that guy that he has your impact dealt on his parents positive you on him for the last ten years of his life 06:17:53.940 --> 06:17:55.940 And I'll farm your gromp 06:17:59.300 --> 06:18:01.300 All right 06:18:04.340 --> 06:18:08.080 So now you're gonna play for the gromp and then afterwards it's drone bot 06:18:10.860 --> 06:18:14.700 All right go for the dive bot it's your time to shine baby. Let's go 06:18:16.500 --> 06:18:18.500 So I'm aring this 06:18:18.820 --> 06:18:25.360 Yeah, but only when the minion wave is under the turret because remember they're like our little uh our little minions 06:18:25.360 --> 06:18:27.760 We want them to die for us, right? Okay? 06:18:29.460 --> 06:18:30.720 Yeah, go on 06:18:30.720 --> 06:18:34.260 This is this looks good, but what I would have died. I would have died 06:18:36.700 --> 06:18:38.700 Jin see that wasn't a test 06:18:41.340 --> 06:18:43.420 Okay, whatever go go to the gigantic man 06:18:45.020 --> 06:18:50.360 So you know Jin see if you think you know better than me then how about you coach me for the rest of the game 06:18:50.360 --> 06:18:54.700 I want you to talk me through your thought process, and I'm not gonna say goddamn thing 06:18:55.420 --> 06:18:58.340 Okay, daddy. I apologize. I'm never doubting you again. I'm sorry 06:18:58.340 --> 06:19:08.860 Alright, now what we're gonna do as punishment is when I make a sound I need you to say are you ready like a bar 06:19:09.940 --> 06:19:12.100 Kind of kind of okay ready 06:19:13.780 --> 06:19:15.780 Okay, wait 06:19:15.780 --> 06:19:22.780 Who's a bad boy? 06:19:22.780 --> 06:19:23.780 Me. 06:19:23.780 --> 06:19:25.780 Alright, good. 06:19:25.780 --> 06:19:26.780 Nice. 06:19:26.780 --> 06:19:28.540 So now I feel motivated to coach again. 06:19:28.540 --> 06:19:32.780 So press B and then buy the Gwensu's. 06:19:32.780 --> 06:19:38.540 Alright, so now, okay. 06:19:38.540 --> 06:19:40.220 So we're going to have to wait in base. 06:19:40.220 --> 06:19:41.220 No, no, no! 06:19:41.220 --> 06:19:42.220 Undo! 06:19:42.220 --> 06:19:43.220 Undo! 06:19:43.220 --> 06:19:44.220 Undo! 06:19:44.220 --> 06:19:48.000 you're only missing 10 gold for your item, so you can just pick it up, there you go, get it? 06:19:48.000 --> 06:19:49.000 and now watch the red 06:19:49.000 --> 06:19:50.000 before strength 06:19:52.500 --> 06:19:55.200 bro this might be a fucking win, doctor! 06:19:55.760 --> 06:19:58.080 it's not even fucking mites, bro! 06:19:58.080 --> 06:20:01.560 the only mites is the all mites in your lobby 06:20:01.560 --> 06:20:04.260 and who's the fucking all mites of iron, jinxie? 06:20:04.260 --> 06:20:05.560 jinxie! 06:20:06.200 --> 06:20:08.360 fucking ej, baby! 06:20:08.360 --> 06:20:17.560 Alright, so now go for the red and then afterwards clear towards the gromp. 06:20:17.560 --> 06:20:20.760 Bro, my cat is saying zero damage. 06:20:20.760 --> 06:20:24.220 Okay, well, dude, listen. 06:20:24.220 --> 06:20:26.080 Your chat sings zero damage, okay? 06:20:26.080 --> 06:20:27.760 I'll give you an example of what it's like. 06:20:27.760 --> 06:20:29.880 Are you ready, B-Carrot? 06:20:29.880 --> 06:20:30.880 Uh-huh. 06:20:30.880 --> 06:20:35.240 Imagine we're walking through a deserted zombie island, right? 06:20:35.240 --> 06:20:36.680 But there are zombies around. 06:20:36.680 --> 06:20:41.880 And I tell you Janksy, you need to be as sound as possible so we can get the supplies. 06:20:41.880 --> 06:20:45.760 It's like you're walking through and then you have some fucking stupid bastard that's 06:20:45.760 --> 06:20:49.440 like whispering in your ear, haha you killed zero zombies. 06:20:49.440 --> 06:20:53.680 But the thing is that it doesn't take you killing zombies to complete the mission, 06:20:53.680 --> 06:20:54.680 right? 06:20:54.680 --> 06:20:58.040 Like for you, all you need to do this game if you want to win is keep getting the 06:20:58.040 --> 06:21:00.320 objectives, getting the bomb and all that. 06:21:00.320 --> 06:21:05.920 So the mission for you isn't kills, kills are what enable you to actually get objectives. 06:21:05.920 --> 06:21:09.920 So even if you're not getting kills, we're getting objectives, then you're just skipping 06:21:09.920 --> 06:21:10.920 step 2. 06:21:10.920 --> 06:21:11.920 We're getting to step 3. 06:21:11.920 --> 06:21:12.920 Does that make sense? 06:21:12.920 --> 06:21:13.920 Yes. 06:21:13.920 --> 06:21:14.920 Of course. 06:21:14.920 --> 06:21:15.920 There we go. 06:21:15.920 --> 06:21:16.920 Okay. 06:21:16.920 --> 06:21:17.920 So now. 06:21:17.920 --> 06:21:18.920 Alright. 06:21:18.920 --> 06:21:27.040 So, uh, yeah, now you don't really have much to do. 06:21:27.040 --> 06:21:32.920 So I want you to walk mid, and then I want you to type Slosh Dance. 06:21:32.920 --> 06:21:44.240 what the fuck what's the point of this just do it for like five seconds why go 06:21:44.240 --> 06:21:48.240 look how cool your purple lightsaber looks 06:21:48.240 --> 06:21:49.240 go walk in! 06:21:49.240 --> 06:21:55.440 okay sorry sorry okay so now walk man so now what you can do is you can just escort 06:21:55.440 --> 06:21:58.040 this herald now jing see do you want to drive the herald 06:21:58.040 --> 06:22:01.040 yeah how do I do that right click it right click it 06:22:01.040 --> 06:22:03.740 Alright, GenC, now go to the enemy turret! 06:22:03.740 --> 06:22:05.000 Go to the enemy turret! 06:22:05.860 --> 06:22:06.800 Oh my god! 06:22:06.800 --> 06:22:08.900 He's about to hit the tower! 06:22:08.900 --> 06:22:10.180 Yes! 06:22:10.620 --> 06:22:11.820 Alright, perfect. 06:22:11.820 --> 06:22:14.180 How did that feel, bug-buck, you're gonna die. 06:22:17.480 --> 06:22:18.760 That felt so good. 06:22:18.760 --> 06:22:20.420 Did I do any damage to the champions? 06:22:20.780 --> 06:22:21.760 Or no? 06:22:21.760 --> 06:22:23.580 Not yet, but that's okay. 06:22:23.580 --> 06:22:24.060 Go to the bug... 06:22:24.060 --> 06:22:25.900 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 06:22:25.900 --> 06:22:27.160 What?! 06:22:28.100 --> 06:22:30.300 I've done no damage this whole match. 06:22:30.300 --> 06:22:35.700 Jinxie, Jinxie, you have that damages in its mind. 06:22:35.700 --> 06:22:37.500 Like everyone is just being delusional. 06:22:37.500 --> 06:22:39.100 You've done at least a few hundred. 06:22:39.100 --> 06:22:41.100 Okay, thank you, my boy. 06:22:45.100 --> 06:22:47.100 Are you laughing? 06:22:47.100 --> 06:22:49.500 What the fuck are you laughing about? 06:22:49.500 --> 06:22:51.500 Dead ass! 06:22:51.500 --> 06:22:53.500 Bro, I'm trying to get bronze, buddy! 06:22:53.500 --> 06:22:57.500 No, Jinxie, the reason why I'm laughing is because 06:22:57.500 --> 06:22:59.500 I'm having a conversation in my head, right? 06:22:59.500 --> 06:23:03.960 And the guy in my head said yo don't us I want you to laugh right now 06:23:03.960 --> 06:23:09.820 If you think Jinxie is the most 1v9 demon like demonic 1v9 or of the entire planet 06:23:09.820 --> 06:23:15.060 And the problem is Jinxie that because I can't hold myself back. What what what happens? 06:23:15.060 --> 06:23:18.220 What do I have to do talk to me, bro? You're a manipulative psycho 06:23:19.580 --> 06:23:21.580 Jinxie you like bro 06:23:21.700 --> 06:23:26.000 Jinxie yes, but I'm laughing because I'm sitting here and it's for you, bro 06:23:26.000 --> 06:23:28.720 If I wasn't laughing it would show that I wouldn't believe in you dude 06:23:28.720 --> 06:23:32.440 I was they're getting told by the voices in my head to do it though now 06:23:32.440 --> 06:23:37.620 Please pray for the ground and let's focus up look behind you can get a double kill rock ball and get a double kill 06:23:42.360 --> 06:23:44.360 All right now arm and Q 06:23:45.240 --> 06:23:47.240 Nice 06:23:47.520 --> 06:23:52.720 Okay, go for this. I go for this. I walk in walk in walk in walk in walk in yep 06:23:52.720 --> 06:23:59.500 Go go go go walk walk you you nice nice nice nice nice 06:24:04.420 --> 06:24:07.240 Okay, Jhin see I'm not sure if you know what you just said there 06:24:07.240 --> 06:24:15.720 But you dodged two abilities that stop your movement with your cue you unironically played that better than even rank one level 06:24:16.080 --> 06:24:18.080 Mastery players. What about faker? 06:24:18.080 --> 06:24:22.200 I'm going to be honest with you, Faker is going to be bringing out his fucking no pad 06:24:22.200 --> 06:24:24.240 after this game to take some tips. 06:24:24.240 --> 06:24:30.840 Bro, I've gotten so much of a drag in this game, Khadim would be proud of me dead ass. 06:24:30.840 --> 06:24:35.520 No, dude Khadim would be like, dude we have the fucking jungle lift of the century. 06:24:35.520 --> 06:24:39.600 Alright Press B, we need a buy, you have 2.8k. 06:24:39.600 --> 06:24:44.880 Bro, I'm playing so perfect this game dude. 06:24:44.880 --> 06:24:46.960 And you see how it's like this game? 06:24:46.960 --> 06:24:48.960 Cause I'm boss, cause I'm drinking. 06:24:48.960 --> 06:24:50.960 What did I buy? 06:24:50.960 --> 06:24:52.960 Right click on the experimental hacks plate. 06:24:52.960 --> 06:24:57.960 Okay, GenC, we do not want to get you used to drinking though, okay? 06:24:57.960 --> 06:24:59.960 Okay, why? Not in League? 06:24:59.960 --> 06:25:04.960 Well, because the problem is, I'll explain to you, 06:25:04.960 --> 06:25:09.960 when you drink it opens up the portal to other realms and other dimensions 06:25:09.960 --> 06:25:12.960 where you can become the best version of yourself. 06:25:12.960 --> 06:25:15.960 And the issue is that if you really want to get to that portal 06:25:15.960 --> 06:25:21.640 total you need to start using black tar heroine so the thing is that and instead of using alcohol 06:25:21.680 --> 06:25:28.460 What we can do is we can get you hooked on black tar heroine or you can crystal mat and you can have 10 times of performance 06:25:32.360 --> 06:25:36.360 I mean listen there's got to be at least 20 different dealers in camp on springs, you know, I mean 06:25:36.360 --> 06:25:38.360 GET OUR MEN'S BREACH!!! 06:25:40.700 --> 06:25:47.920 All right, okay, so listen what we're gonna do now clear the bot side and then afterwards we're gonna look on the Baron, okay? 06:25:50.440 --> 06:25:53.760 No, Jinxie, I want you to fight in chat right now 06:25:53.800 --> 06:25:59.640 It's time to go to Narnia while you fight this blue buff, but my chat doesn't work though. Oh 06:26:00.360 --> 06:26:05.500 Yeah, that's fine. Okay, just press escape press escape. Okay, so now 06:26:06.360 --> 06:26:09.240 I want you to after you clear the glom you're gonna 06:26:11.560 --> 06:26:15.800 Well no because the reason why we disable chat is because everyone would always flame you remember 06:26:19.920 --> 06:26:25.200 We don't want that Jinxie we need to make you care again when you're gonna be on the win sheet you will care again 06:26:26.840 --> 06:26:29.240 Like okay, let me let me give you an example 06:26:29.240 --> 06:26:35.280 Okay, so you know how sometimes you're gonna be going through life and it's like you might go. Let's say I don't know like 06:26:35.280 --> 06:26:39.940 A few days or a few weeks or something without one of your parents saying like hey, I'm proud of you 06:26:39.940 --> 06:26:41.940 You know I'm talking about 06:26:42.940 --> 06:26:44.940 No, my parents have told me that before 06:26:45.720 --> 06:26:50.840 Exactly, okay, but this is what I'm trying to get at so what I'm saying is that when you win a league game 06:26:50.840 --> 06:26:55.060 It's like your parents telling you I'm proud of you right and it makes you feel motivated 06:26:55.060 --> 06:27:01.980 So how would you feel Jensie if instead of like getting motivated you were instead getting beaten you probably wouldn't feel good, right? 06:27:01.980 --> 06:27:06.980 probably not exactly and that's what it's like losing 06:27:06.980 --> 06:27:09.980 we are dancing wait for my thing 06:27:09.980 --> 06:27:13.980 what 06:27:13.980 --> 06:27:16.980 what 06:27:16.980 --> 06:27:19.980 okay 06:27:19.980 --> 06:27:22.980 alright whatever okay fight him to the death 06:27:22.980 --> 06:27:25.980 okay jing see start going fucking ballistic 06:27:25.980 --> 06:27:28.980 I wanted to use the ult I want to start flashing 06:27:28.980 --> 06:27:32.980 I want to start flashing and I want to start fucking spiting and going crazy 06:27:34.980 --> 06:27:36.980 GO GZ! E-R-D-F! 06:27:37.980 --> 06:27:39.980 GO! GO FUCKING BONUS NECK! 06:27:43.980 --> 06:27:44.980 Are you told me to flash? 06:27:45.980 --> 06:27:46.980 Nah, I know, I know 06:27:46.980 --> 06:27:47.980 But that's good, that's good 06:27:47.980 --> 06:27:49.980 Cause we're in sling and good habits 06:27:49.980 --> 06:27:50.980 So now I want to press B 06:27:50.980 --> 06:27:51.980 And then after you B 06:27:51.980 --> 06:27:53.980 You're gonna buy the experiment while I explain 06:27:58.980 --> 06:28:09.660 anything else coach anything else um get the uh get the plated steel caps yep 06:28:09.660 --> 06:28:16.680 alright I'm not walking that coach could we walk him down now yeah listen 06:28:16.680 --> 06:28:20.340 you're about to walk him like a dog and I want you to hear how the dogs are 06:28:20.340 --> 06:28:23.140 gonna sound when you're sitting there and you're walking him around on the 06:28:23.140 --> 06:28:35.340 a leash. So just walk him down? Yep, y'all. So now just wait, like push, you need to kill 06:28:35.340 --> 06:28:40.820 the minions, you need to kill the minions. Oh right. Okay, you can fight her. Okay, just, 06:28:40.820 --> 06:28:48.580 yeah, just walk back, walk back, walk back. Nice! You baited out her ultimate ability, 06:28:48.580 --> 06:28:52.020 that's good. Okay, so now walk bot and start hitting the turret. Hope your team hit 06:28:52.020 --> 06:28:55.900 that's all right 06:28:55.900 --> 06:28:59.020 what are you laughing about man 06:28:59.020 --> 06:29:03.540 fuck 06:29:03.540 --> 06:29:04.500 okay 06:29:04.500 --> 06:29:10.300 i'll show you after this replay 06:29:10.300 --> 06:29:11.020 okay 06:29:11.020 --> 06:29:12.620 so now i want you to do 06:29:12.620 --> 06:29:17.380 uh... just sit back press w and let it full channel so you can heal 06:29:17.380 --> 06:29:19.380 There you go, start healing. Good. 06:29:25.460 --> 06:29:26.900 Yep, so now... 06:29:26.900 --> 06:29:29.700 Okay, so now Jhinxie, walk back. Press escape. 06:29:29.700 --> 06:29:32.700 Walk back. Uh, further. Okay, now do interface. 06:29:33.540 --> 06:29:35.540 Interface, yeah. Scroll down. 06:29:36.780 --> 06:29:38.780 I want you to... down more. More. 06:29:39.780 --> 06:29:42.980 Okay. Uh, no, walk back, walk back, walk back. 06:30:12.980 --> 06:30:14.980 Hit the turrets! Hit the turrets! 06:30:16.980 --> 06:30:19.980 So the reason why you can end... No! Hit them! Hit them! Hit them! 06:30:19.980 --> 06:30:24.980 So you see the little, like, uh, people with the timers above, like, your minimap? 06:30:24.980 --> 06:30:26.980 That's all the enemy team respawning. 06:30:26.980 --> 06:30:28.980 But if they're respawning, they can hit. 06:30:28.980 --> 06:30:29.980 Which means... 06:30:29.980 --> 06:30:30.980 BOOM! 06:30:30.980 --> 06:30:31.980 YAAAHHH! 06:30:31.980 --> 06:30:32.980 It's a game! 06:30:33.980 --> 06:30:34.980 Perfect game. 06:30:34.980 --> 06:30:36.980 Three kills, no deaths. 06:30:36.980 --> 06:30:39.980 That is a challenger Master Yi gameplay, bitches. 06:30:42.980 --> 06:30:44.980 What are you laughing about bro? 06:30:44.980 --> 06:30:48.980 Okay, during C I'm gonna need to show the replay because you're gonna have to see something now. 06:30:49.980 --> 06:30:50.980 Okay. 06:30:52.980 --> 06:30:53.980 Okay. 06:30:54.980 --> 06:31:00.980 So, how does this keep happening bro? I can't get 10k bro. 06:31:00.980 --> 06:31:03.980 Well no, now one game you got 20k damage, you don't remember? 06:31:04.980 --> 06:31:09.980 Wait, this is good though right? I took 22,000 damage and did 6,000? 06:31:09.980 --> 06:31:15.620 Yeah, no, that's that's actually good. But what's better is the fact they got all the objectives like that. So it's really good 06:31:16.660 --> 06:31:22.020 Okay, I was breaking dragons bro. What okay? I'm gonna show you why I was laughing 06:31:23.220 --> 06:31:25.220 Are you ready? Yeah 06:31:25.820 --> 06:31:27.820 Okay, you see my screen? 06:31:29.500 --> 06:31:34.420 Yeah, I'm in your screen now. Okay. I want you to watch what happens here. Okay 06:31:34.420 --> 06:31:46.020 So before I ask you this okay hey that's me yeah that's you perfect okay now if 06:31:46.020 --> 06:31:50.100 you're on war if you're in a war against somebody and you meet an enemy on 06:31:50.100 --> 06:31:57.700 the battlefield what are you gonna do you're gonna kill right okay cool so 06:31:57.700 --> 06:32:07.380 then why the fuck were you holding this guy's hand bro it's cuz I total vision 06:32:07.380 --> 06:32:14.140 dude okay yeah so that's the reason why but you remember when I told you that 06:32:14.140 --> 06:32:17.500 thing about when you like drone you only want to do it for like one to two 06:32:17.500 --> 06:32:21.660 seconds max yeah that you don't yeah that's the reason why it's so that we 06:32:21.660 --> 06:32:25.580 can avoid place like this where it's like you could have avoided the fact 06:32:25.580 --> 06:32:29.360 and now she just lives for free because if you would have went in here you could 06:32:29.360 --> 06:32:35.760 have done that it's because I'm drunk now that's okay so Jinx let me ask you a 06:32:35.760 --> 06:32:41.680 question if a guy's in a car right and he just had four shots and then he sits 06:32:41.680 --> 06:32:45.680 there and he fucking crashes into a minivan of five people and kills them 06:32:45.680 --> 06:32:49.640 all and he tells the fucking judge oh it's because I was drunk what do you 06:32:49.640 --> 06:32:52.960 think the judge is gonna tell him the judge has got to arrest him for 06:32:52.960 --> 06:32:59.860 Exactly, yep, exactly. So I don't give a fuck if you're drunk. You fucking focus! 06:32:59.860 --> 06:33:01.360 Okay, got it. 06:33:01.360 --> 06:33:03.860 Mike, do you want to get iron four? 06:33:03.860 --> 06:33:06.860 No, I want to get iron two. I want to get iron two, coach. 06:33:06.860 --> 06:33:11.360 And what the fuck is this lightweight shit? You're one beer and a senior drunk! 06:33:11.360 --> 06:33:16.860 I'm 1.5 beers in. Watch that shit, bro. I'm 1.5 in. 06:33:16.860 --> 06:33:19.360 Jesus, you're fucking slummin' that down. 06:33:19.360 --> 06:33:27.640 All right, show for the next one. It's time for you to hit iron two today. What if I told that if you hit iron two, it'll be your first time ever promoting? 06:33:29.000 --> 06:33:35.280 Um, well, no, that's not true because I demoted. I demoted before I promote. 06:33:36.720 --> 06:33:45.760 Well, yeah, but like it's still okay. Okay. If you lose a million dollars, but then you gain a million. Are you so millionaire? 06:33:45.760 --> 06:33:52.760 No, you would be a zero on there because you would be a million dollars in debt and then 06:33:52.760 --> 06:33:53.760 you would get a million dollars. 06:33:53.760 --> 06:33:54.760 You'd be a zero on there. 06:33:54.760 --> 06:33:59.760 But then you have to pay taxes on your revenues so you'd be, I put you in, if you made a 06:33:59.760 --> 06:34:00.760 million dollars. 06:34:00.760 --> 06:34:03.200 Dude, you're overcomplicating it, man! 06:34:03.200 --> 06:34:07.440 I'm just saying you would probably be roughly three hundred and seventy or three hundred 06:34:07.440 --> 06:34:10.240 and thirty thousand dollars in debt. 06:34:10.240 --> 06:34:11.240 Confiduedo? 06:34:11.240 --> 06:34:12.240 Okay. 06:34:12.240 --> 06:34:18.240 Okay, and if you're in debt, what should you do to get out of debt? 06:34:18.240 --> 06:34:22.240 Um... 06:34:22.240 --> 06:34:23.240 Tax evade? 06:34:23.240 --> 06:34:24.240 I don't know. 06:34:24.240 --> 06:34:29.840 Well, listen, I'm gonna be honest, I think nowadays, right, anybody graduating college 06:34:29.840 --> 06:34:32.240 only has one of four valid career paths. 06:34:32.240 --> 06:34:40.240 Either you can be a crypto trader, you can make an AI-only fans webpage, you can 06:34:40.240 --> 06:34:46.100 You can also become a Twitch streamer, or you can just start stealing money from people. 06:34:46.100 --> 06:34:50.100 Those are the only four ballot options for you to actually get wealthy nowadays. 06:34:50.100 --> 06:34:51.100 Okay. 06:34:51.100 --> 06:34:56.260 So what would you choose if you weren't a streamer, if you weren't a streamer, what 06:34:56.260 --> 06:34:57.980 would you do to get money? 06:34:57.980 --> 06:34:58.980 Genuinely? 06:34:58.980 --> 06:35:03.940 Yes, like all bullshit aside, if you weren't a streamer what would you do for a job? 06:35:03.940 --> 06:35:08.860 I would sit there and I'd have literally 15 different AI only fans like accounts 06:35:08.860 --> 06:35:15.580 And now we just spent all day in front of a camera with like the AI filter that makes me look however I want just pretending to like do crazy shit for money. 06:35:16.980 --> 06:35:17.860 Nice, bro. 06:35:18.380 --> 06:35:19.420 Okay, I'm going to do this. 06:35:21.660 --> 06:35:21.980 All right. 06:35:25.340 --> 06:35:30.460 No, no, James, I'm going to tell you something right now and it's a quote that I want you to live by for the rest of your life. Are you ready? 06:35:33.620 --> 06:35:34.540 How did I turn on all chat? 06:35:35.140 --> 06:35:35.700 I need that on. 06:35:38.860 --> 06:35:46.500 Press the option menu, no not on dwinch. 06:35:46.500 --> 06:35:52.060 I'm moving my camera to my chat and to my chat. 06:35:52.060 --> 06:35:53.060 Okay gotcha. 06:35:53.060 --> 06:36:05.340 Alright so press the option, press the interface, yep scroll down, alright change shot visibility, 06:36:05.340 --> 06:36:11.760 yep click it there you go everyone James I want you to look who the enemy team 06:36:11.760 --> 06:36:16.800 just locked in Timo again why does everybody play this weird little f**k 06:36:16.800 --> 06:36:22.760 he's like a weird little like bear or something okay do you want me to tell 06:36:22.760 --> 06:36:26.560 you the real reason why they play Timo 06:36:26.560 --> 06:36:33.560 Okay, why did it play Dima? 06:36:33.560 --> 06:36:36.560 Why did it play Dima? 06:36:36.560 --> 06:36:38.560 Jynx, Jynx, Jynx. 06:36:38.560 --> 06:36:41.560 Yes, yes, bro. 06:36:41.560 --> 06:36:47.560 Okay, right now in chat, you are typing to your team. 06:36:47.560 --> 06:36:52.560 So you just stole the your team. 06:36:52.560 --> 06:36:55.200 No, I was saying it's in the other team. 06:36:55.200 --> 06:37:04.040 No, you cannot communicate with the enemy team in 3 game, so you're unironically hostaging 06:37:04.040 --> 06:37:22.040 the lobby right now. 06:37:22.040 --> 06:37:23.660 Okay, let's do this. 06:37:23.660 --> 06:37:26.500 Okay, are you feeling ready for action? 06:37:28.300 --> 06:37:29.460 Yeah, yeah, bro. 06:37:29.460 --> 06:37:31.220 Okay, so Jensie, I'm gonna be honest, 06:37:31.220 --> 06:37:32.460 we need to get excited. 06:37:32.460 --> 06:37:34.580 So I'm gonna need to walk away from your monitor 06:37:34.580 --> 06:37:38.460 about five feet, start edging yourself for about 15 seconds, 06:37:38.460 --> 06:37:39.460 and then afterwards, 06:37:39.460 --> 06:37:40.300 What? 06:37:42.580 --> 06:37:43.660 What? 06:37:43.660 --> 06:37:45.500 What's the issue? 06:37:45.500 --> 06:37:47.980 Walk off camera and start jerking off. 06:37:47.980 --> 06:37:49.580 Yes, but don't finish. 06:37:49.580 --> 06:37:51.180 Because the thing is, dude, 06:37:51.180 --> 06:37:57.160 Okay, I'm edging right now, okay, because this is what UFC fighters do before fights 06:38:00.580 --> 06:38:07.040 Yes, bro, that's the reason why whenever they they're like holding each other the other guy always taps out because the guy behind them 06:38:07.040 --> 06:38:08.880 So it's like humping his back 06:38:08.880 --> 06:38:14.900 Okay, I edged where I got half chop and then I stopped. Okay. That's good. That's good. Are you feeling the blood flowing now? 06:38:15.180 --> 06:38:17.180 Yeah, I feel the course into my penis 06:38:17.180 --> 06:38:24.180 Okay, good. That's all I like to hear. So now this game, okay? You win this shit easy. Am I understood? 06:38:24.580 --> 06:38:26.420 Okay, yes 06:38:26.420 --> 06:38:27.620 All right 06:38:27.620 --> 06:38:32.180 So now how we're gonna play it is we're gonna play for the top to bottom folk there sound good. Yes 06:38:34.060 --> 06:38:36.060 All right 06:38:37.220 --> 06:38:39.220 It's not Jinxie what are you? 06:38:40.540 --> 06:38:42.540 Bronze iron 06:38:42.540 --> 06:38:43.540 Yep. 06:38:43.540 --> 06:38:44.540 Yep. 06:38:44.540 --> 06:38:45.540 Iron? 06:38:45.540 --> 06:38:46.540 Iron. 06:38:46.540 --> 06:38:51.540 Wait, so you see how that Teemo's playing a skin that's called Firecracker Teemo? 06:38:51.540 --> 06:38:52.540 Yeah. 06:38:52.540 --> 06:38:59.340 I imagine you just help him down, like bolted his hands up like swift chains, and then just 06:38:59.340 --> 06:39:01.540 inserted firecrackers in his asshole. 06:39:01.540 --> 06:39:04.540 Okay, why would I imagine that? 06:39:04.540 --> 06:39:08.540 Because that's what you're going to do to him this game. 06:39:08.540 --> 06:39:25.700 And I wanted to imagine like I see it bro. What do you say? No, but Jinxie imagine that little smug grin getting wiped off his face as his ass gets blown to smithereens by the Chinese firecrackers you found on sale 06:39:25.700 --> 06:39:27.700 I 06:39:32.780 --> 06:39:37.240 Got sucked to what you did. Oh my god. He's like a kid, bro 06:39:38.900 --> 06:39:46.880 No, I'm just like a thousand years old. I get not showing and everyone hates him. So it's fine. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I did 06:39:48.300 --> 06:39:50.840 Well, I'm gonna say that's a good thing is clothing is red 06:39:50.840 --> 06:40:01.480 bro stop okay sorry sorry sorry sorry actually sorry actually sorry bro why 06:40:01.480 --> 06:40:06.280 do they have one iron and then we have three how's that fair at all that's not 06:40:06.280 --> 06:40:09.760 fair okay do you remember what I explained to you it's cuz you're in 06:40:09.760 --> 06:40:15.440 losers cube bro okay what does that mean it means that they want you to lose so 06:40:15.440 --> 06:40:18.720 they give you low ranch shitty players it's kind of like imagine you're 06:40:18.720 --> 06:40:23.920 sitting there and you're doing really well in class. So one day your teacher comes up to you and she's like, 06:40:23.920 --> 06:40:27.920 all right, when you write this essay, this is going to be your team for the essay. 06:40:27.920 --> 06:40:31.360 And then she gives you four people from like the special ed class. That's what 06:40:31.360 --> 06:40:34.480 Riot does to hold you back from winning games. Does that make sense? 06:40:36.000 --> 06:40:40.480 Yes. So there's losers queue in, in, in, in league. 06:40:40.480 --> 06:40:43.120 Yes. So if you win, you lose it. If you lose, you win. 06:40:43.120 --> 06:40:48.840 exactly yeah so like when you win you're in winners queue so it's one of two 06:40:48.840 --> 06:40:53.400 things when you win it's either you're in winners queue or it's like you're 1v9 06:40:53.400 --> 06:40:57.840 fucking beast when you lose you're in losers queue or you got inted by your 06:40:57.840 --> 06:41:01.720 team does that make sense got it got it got it got it got it so now let me quiz 06:41:01.720 --> 06:41:06.200 you if you just won why did you win because I won be nice that I'm the 06:41:06.200 --> 06:41:09.720 best player of all time okay and if you lost why'd you lose because I was 06:41:09.720 --> 06:41:13.000 and winners queue and they nerf my team. 06:41:13.000 --> 06:41:15.120 You and losers queue and they nerf your team. 06:41:15.120 --> 06:41:17.400 I was in a losers queue and they nerf my team. 06:41:17.400 --> 06:41:19.360 OK, good. 06:41:19.360 --> 06:41:24.720 Bro, I just don't know how this is fair if they have one iron 06:41:24.720 --> 06:41:25.920 and we have three irons. 06:41:25.920 --> 06:41:27.920 How is that fair at all, Riot? 06:41:27.920 --> 06:41:28.680 That's not fair. 06:41:28.680 --> 06:41:29.920 Let me ask you a question. 06:41:29.920 --> 06:41:31.520 Let me ask you a question. 06:41:31.520 --> 06:41:36.720 If there's a basketball game and your teammates have 06:41:36.720 --> 06:41:39.040 No arms, okay? 06:41:39.040 --> 06:41:41.200 But they have two legs. 06:41:41.200 --> 06:41:43.200 And the enemy team, right? 06:41:43.200 --> 06:41:45.360 They have no arms as well, 06:41:45.360 --> 06:41:48.480 but they have two legs with an extra toe, right? 06:41:48.480 --> 06:41:51.120 Is it so kind of fair? 06:41:51.120 --> 06:41:52.960 Sort of, sort of. 06:41:52.960 --> 06:41:54.960 Exactly. 06:41:54.960 --> 06:41:57.440 Bro, this guy's wholesome. 06:41:57.440 --> 06:41:58.720 No, no, Jinx, he's stop. 06:41:58.720 --> 06:41:59.840 He's not wholesome. 06:41:59.840 --> 06:42:01.360 He's a stream sniper. 06:42:01.360 --> 06:42:02.800 Now tell him in all chat, 06:42:02.800 --> 06:42:06.000 turn off this stream, you fucking asshole. 06:42:06.000 --> 06:42:08.000 No, come on, he's being sweet. 06:42:08.000 --> 06:42:10.000 Okay, all right, fine. 06:42:15.000 --> 06:42:17.000 All right, let's get it done now. 06:42:18.000 --> 06:42:20.000 All right, so now what you're gonna do... 06:42:20.000 --> 06:42:23.000 So, Jinx, you're gonna learn the Golden Rule of League. 06:42:23.000 --> 06:42:25.000 If ever somebody on the enemy team says, 06:42:25.000 --> 06:42:28.000 Hey, big fan, they're always gonna drop 30 kills in your game 06:42:28.000 --> 06:42:30.000 and you're gonna hate them by the end of it. 06:42:30.000 --> 06:42:31.000 Okay. 06:42:32.000 --> 06:42:33.000 Okay. 06:42:33.000 --> 06:42:35.000 So now listen, you're playing for the red, 06:42:35.000 --> 06:42:40.000 up to the red cross oh god 06:42:48.320 --> 06:42:51.780 this is why everybody who plays this game fucking hates their life like her 06:42:51.780 --> 06:42:57.080 that was 20 minutes of my fucking life for a recall like no I don't want to 06:42:57.080 --> 06:42:59.080 FUCKIN' EVEN HELLM! 06:43:03.080 --> 06:43:04.080 Okay. 06:43:04.080 --> 06:43:05.080 Let's look at that. 06:43:05.080 --> 06:43:07.080 I'm gonna go pee. I'll be back. 06:43:08.080 --> 06:43:10.080 Wait, wait, wait. Can you still hear me? 06:43:10.080 --> 06:43:11.080 What? That was 20 minutes wasted. 06:43:11.080 --> 06:43:12.080 What? 06:43:12.080 --> 06:43:13.080 Okay, wait, can you still hear me? 06:43:13.080 --> 06:43:14.080 Yeah. 06:43:14.080 --> 06:43:17.080 Okay. You don't need to go away from the bathroom. 06:43:17.080 --> 06:43:18.080 Uh... 06:43:23.080 --> 06:43:24.080 What do you mean? 06:43:24.080 --> 06:43:26.080 No, like, I was saying like, 06:43:26.080 --> 06:43:29.200 You don't need to go to your bathroom for a toilet. 06:43:29.200 --> 06:43:31.200 Ahhhh. 06:43:31.200 --> 06:43:32.200 Like yo. 06:43:32.200 --> 06:43:35.200 Hey, this guy is fucked in the head! 06:43:42.200 --> 06:43:46.200 High-fives! Accept the queue! 06:43:50.200 --> 06:43:52.200 Oh, GG. 06:43:56.080 --> 06:43:57.080 Well, GG. 06:44:00.580 --> 06:44:01.580 Alright, nice. 06:44:03.580 --> 06:44:05.580 Okay, hi Vyze, this is what you're going to do now. 06:44:05.580 --> 06:44:08.080 You're going to buy a champion called Azir, 06:44:08.080 --> 06:44:11.580 and you're going to lock it in before Jinx gets here. 06:44:11.580 --> 06:44:12.580 Okay? 06:44:26.080 --> 06:44:37.120 Okay, so like you need to click the top right thing where you see like the little gold coins 06:44:37.120 --> 06:44:42.920 and then afterwards, yep there, okay good, so now search up AZ, but you click where 06:44:42.920 --> 06:44:49.920 it says champions and then AC. 06:44:49.920 --> 06:45:04.280 Oh no, I can add whatever it's on. 06:45:04.280 --> 06:45:05.800 I just locked in this champion. 06:45:05.800 --> 06:45:09.520 Okay, so just hover the mouse key and then afterwards we'll run it up on it 06:45:26.200 --> 06:45:28.200 All right 06:45:28.200 --> 06:45:40.760 You're just gonna have to lock in mastery when it comes and then you're also gonna have 06:45:40.760 --> 06:45:55.760 to set a certain, so you know what he does when he clicks like the first thing he does? 06:45:55.760 --> 06:45:57.760 Yo, Dantez! 06:45:57.760 --> 06:45:58.760 What's up? 06:45:58.760 --> 06:46:00.260 Yo, Dantez! 06:46:00.260 --> 06:46:01.260 Yo, Jinx, do what's up? 06:46:01.260 --> 06:46:02.760 Yo, yo, Dantez! 06:46:02.760 --> 06:46:04.760 Yo, Jinx, do what's up? 06:46:04.760 --> 06:46:11.760 I've been a nasty girl, nasty, I've been a nasty girl, nasty, I've been a nasty girl, nasty 06:46:14.760 --> 06:46:17.260 Yo, bro, come on, don't spin on it. 06:46:17.260 --> 06:46:20.260 Okay, my bad, I thought that's where we're going with it. 06:46:20.260 --> 06:46:23.760 Hi guys, what the fuck are you doing? Stop! What the fuck are you fucking doing? 06:46:23.760 --> 06:46:25.760 Stop you motherfucker stop 06:46:26.640 --> 06:46:30.340 No, wait, no, it's good because now no Jynxie think of it this way 06:46:30.680 --> 06:46:37.720 High-vives can be your Q slave. So that means when you go to the bathroom. He can always queue up so you never waste time 06:46:41.840 --> 06:46:44.160 Stop touching my rooms you don't understand the game 06:46:45.180 --> 06:46:47.680 No, that's it. I don't want him to do that, bro 06:46:48.360 --> 06:46:50.280 No way why? 06:46:50.280 --> 06:46:55.400 Because I don't want them to do that bro. Yo, don't dance. Okay. Yeah, what's up clock it? 06:46:57.080 --> 06:46:59.080 Work it claim 06:47:06.280 --> 06:47:08.160 Jesus Christ 06:47:08.160 --> 06:47:11.100 Bro, I'm about to be iron to high-fives you fucking freak 06:47:12.000 --> 06:47:18.280 Okay, listen listen, Jamesy. You're gonna wait. What the fuck the enemy team has a silver 06:47:20.280 --> 06:47:26.600 No, they don't not current trust me. There's no way they say there's Sanna is silver double-click the Sanna 06:47:26.760 --> 06:47:29.960 She's sober three but half like okay, bro 06:47:30.280 --> 06:47:38.860 How is that fair if we have one iron and four bronzes and then they have one iron three bronzes in a silver three? 06:47:39.040 --> 06:47:41.440 That's not fair at all, bro. That's not fair 06:47:42.240 --> 06:47:44.000 and 06:47:44.000 --> 06:47:48.800 Okay, so listen we're gonna have to focus this game because the enemy jungler counters you 06:47:48.800 --> 06:47:55.920 who's that warwick yes you know I hate this guy so much I hate this I fucking 06:47:55.920 --> 06:48:02.120 hate warwick I fucking hate him yep we have to clock his tea we have to clock 06:48:02.120 --> 06:48:05.920 his tea okay listen listen this game what you're gonna have to do okay is 06:48:05.920 --> 06:48:11.520 you're gonna have to clock his tea and then okay so this is how we're gonna 06:48:11.520 --> 06:48:18.840 it okay type in all chat as soon as you load in yes queen you want me to type 06:48:18.840 --> 06:48:24.160 yes queen in all chat as soon as I load it in wider yes because the thing is 06:48:24.160 --> 06:48:28.320 that you're gonna type that and then they're gonna be like oh this guy's not 06:48:28.320 --> 06:48:32.360 like a crazy master you player like he's just gonna like do something like 06:48:32.360 --> 06:48:35.640 troll but then you're gonna go in and you're gonna go crazy on them does that 06:48:35.640 --> 06:48:43.040 make sense yes bro not that's can I go crazy and on you depends can you handle 06:48:43.040 --> 06:48:45.440 all of me 06:48:50.960 --> 06:48:57.000 oh my god all right okay Jim see you know sometimes when you're like gonna 06:48:57.000 --> 06:49:00.360 like make a puzzle you sit there and you actually look at the picture first 06:49:00.360 --> 06:49:02.940 this is what the puzzle is going to look like? 06:49:02.940 --> 06:49:05.280 I've never made a puzzle before. 06:49:05.280 --> 06:49:11.460 Okay, well what if me and you each measured each other's like asshole depth and penis size 06:49:11.460 --> 06:49:14.460 to see if we fit together like a puzzle? 06:49:14.460 --> 06:49:18.100 Maybe it's a puzzle. 06:49:18.100 --> 06:49:21.500 It's actually not a terrible idea. 06:49:21.500 --> 06:49:24.460 Back to where we had better ideas. 06:49:24.460 --> 06:49:27.460 Wait, Jaycee, I just had the craziest idea. 06:49:27.460 --> 06:49:32.300 So you know how we're doing a clash team this Saturday? Yes me you tired of one of them two more 06:49:33.140 --> 06:49:38.140 What if as a team bonding experience we did the human centipede? 06:49:38.580 --> 06:49:40.380 What is that? 06:49:40.380 --> 06:49:45.580 All right, it's very you don't know okay, so now we're gonna do so we're gonna play for the blue. Okay, top the block folk here 06:49:51.940 --> 06:49:56.300 I'm gonna uh smite early so I get it back earlier because it's not invading because I'm smart 06:49:56.300 --> 06:49:58.300 And if you have made it the other way 06:49:58.300 --> 06:50:02.300 It's like when you only have one charge, okay? 06:50:02.300 --> 06:50:06.300 Then you're always gonna like work towards a cooldown of your second charge 06:50:06.300 --> 06:50:08.300 So it's like you're getting it back earlier 06:50:08.300 --> 06:50:10.300 Oh, okay 06:50:10.300 --> 06:50:12.300 Yep 06:50:12.300 --> 06:50:16.300 Alright, so now you're gonna play for the Gromp and then upwards the Volg's 06:50:16.300 --> 06:50:20.300 There's fighting going on top lane, med lane is about even and your blind is getting shoved in 06:50:20.300 --> 06:50:22.300 No, she needs to walk up! Walk up! It's gonna reset! 06:50:22.300 --> 06:50:30.100 Okay, so the reason why we said there is because you brought it past the circle, right? 06:50:30.100 --> 06:50:31.700 How long can you get past the circle? 06:50:31.700 --> 06:50:32.700 No, go to the circle. 06:50:32.700 --> 06:50:38.500 How long can you get past the circle before it retracts? 06:50:38.500 --> 06:50:39.500 So it shows. 06:50:39.500 --> 06:50:42.020 So you see how right now, like, hit this? 06:50:42.020 --> 06:50:43.020 Okay. 06:50:43.020 --> 06:50:47.740 So you see how right now there's like a very thin white bar above it's like how 06:50:47.740 --> 06:50:48.740 far? 06:50:48.740 --> 06:50:50.140 Or above it. 06:50:50.140 --> 06:50:51.140 You see that, right? 06:50:51.140 --> 06:50:52.140 Yeah, yeah. 06:50:52.140 --> 06:50:54.940 That's gonna turn yellow and then it's gonna turn red. 06:50:54.940 --> 06:50:59.540 When it turns yellow and red, yellow means it's gonna reset, and red means it's over. 06:51:00.340 --> 06:51:00.840 Got it. 06:51:02.140 --> 06:51:02.640 Alright. 06:51:02.640 --> 06:51:06.640 So I thought that if I had filed something good in all my battles... 06:51:06.640 --> 06:51:08.140 Alright, so now play for the rappers. 06:51:08.140 --> 06:51:11.640 ...and I'll start my sight and hear it from back in life. 06:51:11.640 --> 06:51:15.140 Then I'll just try to keep going back. 06:51:15.940 --> 06:51:19.640 Once called me forever, my music ain't gonna be back. 06:51:19.640 --> 06:51:24.120 And I love her more, but it's the season of the sticks 06:51:24.120 --> 06:51:29.560 And I saw your mom and she forgot that I existed 06:51:29.560 --> 06:51:33.320 And I ask my father, I just like to put a lick 06:51:33.320 --> 06:51:37.560 In my drink, alcohol, till my friends come and make 06:51:37.560 --> 06:51:41.640 The drinks, and I'll drink each night of that song 06:51:41.640 --> 06:51:47.240 For you that I might not have, but I did not lose 06:51:47.240 --> 06:51:51.740 Now you're tired tracks and one pair of shoes 06:51:51.740 --> 06:51:53.840 But I'll wait in the night 06:51:53.840 --> 06:51:56.840 Because I don't have to 06:51:58.840 --> 06:52:00.440 Do you want me to make a spur of the moment 06:52:00.440 --> 06:52:02.340 League of Legends parody of that song? 06:52:02.340 --> 06:52:02.840 Yes 06:52:03.740 --> 06:52:05.440 Okay, what's the song name? 06:52:05.440 --> 06:52:06.240 Stick Season 06:52:08.140 --> 06:52:10.340 Alright, sit down, look for the crab, okay? 06:52:13.840 --> 06:52:14.340 Alright 06:52:14.340 --> 06:52:17.780 Oh god, I don't know how to like sound it out. Okay, we're gonna 06:52:19.940 --> 06:52:22.280 Flash away, flash away, flash away. You can't quite this 06:52:23.580 --> 06:52:28.860 Keep running keep on keep on now watch your turd. What's your turd? What's your turd? Turd and then recall 06:52:32.940 --> 06:52:36.900 Okay, I hope this ends well 06:52:36.900 --> 06:52:45.900 Okay, so now right-click the Kraken and then go straight to the Top Crab, nope. 06:52:45.900 --> 06:52:52.900 My blade is yours! 06:52:52.900 --> 06:52:54.900 Okay, so GenC, this one? 06:52:54.900 --> 06:52:56.900 My blade is yours! 06:52:56.900 --> 06:52:57.900 Are you listening? 06:52:57.900 --> 06:53:00.900 Yes, daddy, or coach. 06:53:00.900 --> 06:53:02.900 Either works. 06:53:02.900 --> 06:53:06.860 Okay, so now listen you're gonna look for the scuttle crab here 06:53:10.700 --> 06:53:12.700 You're fucking god damn right you are I 06:53:13.580 --> 06:53:18.020 Want you to grab his two eyes and hold them like their handlebars as you rail him from behind 06:53:20.500 --> 06:53:22.500 You need help 06:53:23.340 --> 06:53:25.340 Better it's a crab 06:53:25.340 --> 06:53:32.800 I mean like okay whatever listen Jhin see do you remember what I told you yesterday about keg W 06:53:36.080 --> 06:53:41.420 Yep, so now when you turn level five you're gonna have to put a point in your W. Okay 06:53:45.800 --> 06:53:51.920 Okay, this is good I'm gonna eat some pasta while you're clearing this out okay with you 06:54:25.340 --> 06:54:27.340 I'm just gonna go on the feed every time 06:54:27.660 --> 06:54:30.980 But I'm gonna be honest with you. You might have an issue with your vods 06:54:32.220 --> 06:54:38.000 Why so because you're singing is so good that they might think it's the original soundtrack. They're gonna get copyrighted 06:54:42.020 --> 06:54:44.020 Why I'm not even kidding 06:54:55.340 --> 06:54:57.340 a billion gonna never find 06:54:58.540 --> 06:55:00.540 eight eight eight 06:55:00.940 --> 06:55:02.940 We gonna party like this 06:55:03.580 --> 06:55:06.780 Well tonight, I want to show you what 06:55:10.420 --> 06:55:14.140 So just forget about the world beyond tonight 06:55:14.540 --> 06:55:16.540 I'm telling for you 06:55:17.420 --> 06:55:19.180 There he is 06:55:19.180 --> 06:55:21.180 Well played idiot. You made 06:55:21.180 --> 06:55:26.520 Okay play for your blue and then drone top maybe we can go for a kill on him when you have your ulti 06:55:27.700 --> 06:55:29.700 So now drone top 06:55:33.540 --> 06:55:38.500 So now when you look on your mini map okay, you can't use my own gift against me that's not a lot 06:55:39.700 --> 06:55:42.740 You guys can't use my own gift again. That's literally bank 06:55:44.900 --> 06:55:46.900 So now you're gonna play for the gromp 06:55:51.180 --> 06:55:55.180 Yeah, I'm mad, it's picking at all four of us. 06:56:02.180 --> 06:56:04.180 Bro, we might have to start calling you Jhinx T-Manage. 06:56:06.180 --> 06:56:08.180 Chad, you can't use that, bro. 06:56:12.180 --> 06:56:14.180 They're using my own gift against me. 06:56:14.180 --> 06:56:15.180 Alright. 06:56:16.180 --> 06:56:17.180 I'm gonna show up. 06:56:17.180 --> 06:56:23.400 Bro, that's what I'm telling you, the best revenge that you could have is winning this 06:56:23.400 --> 06:56:24.400 game. 06:56:24.400 --> 06:56:27.040 Bro, but Dantez, I'm drunk, bro, I'm drunk. 06:56:27.040 --> 06:56:28.040 Wait, really? 06:56:28.040 --> 06:56:31.800 Okay, I'm not drunk, but I'm buzzed. 06:56:31.800 --> 06:56:37.040 Bro, you're about to be fucking buzzed light here, you ready for this shit? 06:56:37.040 --> 06:56:40.640 It's actually a good quote, thank you. 06:56:40.640 --> 06:56:43.640 Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie. 06:56:43.640 --> 06:56:44.640 Yep. 06:56:44.640 --> 06:56:45.640 Jinxie. 06:56:45.640 --> 06:56:53.540 must be buzzed right here the way I'm the way I'm manhandling this woody yeah I 06:56:53.540 --> 06:57:00.100 think you're dead okay look for that look for the red you're doing good so far 06:57:30.100 --> 06:57:33.540 Wait, can I do a song request? 06:57:33.540 --> 06:57:35.540 Yeah, of course. 06:57:35.540 --> 06:57:37.140 Can you sing Taylor Swift? 06:57:37.140 --> 06:57:39.140 I knew you were Trouble. 06:57:39.140 --> 06:57:47.140 No, we can't go to the Grubbys, we can't go to the Grubbys. 06:57:47.140 --> 06:57:51.140 Back to the beat to the places I've never been 06:57:51.140 --> 06:57:54.140 And I am lying on the cold yard there 06:57:54.140 --> 06:57:55.140 Oh! 06:57:56.140 --> 06:57:57.140 Oh! 06:57:57.140 --> 06:58:00.140 Trouble, Trouble, Trouble 06:58:00.140 --> 06:58:03.140 And any has been slain 06:58:03.140 --> 06:58:05.140 Bro, editing out of the software class? 06:58:05.140 --> 06:58:07.140 Hmm? 06:58:07.140 --> 06:58:10.140 Uh, what's another Taylor Swift classic? 06:58:10.140 --> 06:58:12.140 Okay, we're fine. 06:58:13.140 --> 06:58:15.140 You choose. 06:58:17.140 --> 06:58:29.820 do the one story one I got one I have a song but I forgot it hey go to the 06:58:29.820 --> 06:58:34.900 drops go to the drops I have a song but I forgot it 06:58:34.900 --> 06:58:36.900 Wolfs is on chat. 06:58:45.100 --> 06:58:48.540 All right, GenC. I'm done my food. I'm ready to coach now. You ready for this? 06:58:49.980 --> 06:58:51.980 Yep, I've been ready. 06:58:55.340 --> 06:58:57.340 So the good news is that you're actually doing well. 06:58:57.340 --> 06:59:01.660 I want you to drone top though because the areas could be low. Your mordekaz is half HP drone top. 06:59:02.340 --> 06:59:03.740 Okay. 06:59:03.740 --> 06:59:08.420 So after this we're gonna gank actually no paper the scuttle crab 06:59:14.480 --> 06:59:17.600 Okay, you're gonna have to flash away, but you're gonna have to run away here 06:59:21.380 --> 06:59:23.380 Okay 06:59:23.520 --> 06:59:25.760 Take the crab take the top of your mordekaiser dies 06:59:29.220 --> 06:59:32.200 Good and then after the crab you're gonna go wolf is okay 06:59:33.740 --> 06:59:38.740 I forgot the song I was gonna play. 06:59:38.740 --> 06:59:40.740 No, I know the song. 06:59:40.740 --> 06:59:44.740 We were only young when I first saw him. 06:59:44.740 --> 06:59:51.740 Flashback still in the flashback star and I'm standing there 06:59:51.740 --> 06:59:54.740 on a balcony in summer air. 06:59:54.740 --> 06:59:56.740 Alright, your turn, go fast. 06:59:56.740 --> 06:59:58.740 And the one who has been slain. 06:59:58.740 --> 07:00:02.740 When we first met, she'd steal your parents' must-then. 07:00:02.740 --> 07:00:04.740 And we'd have to do that. 07:00:04.740 --> 07:00:08.740 Talk about it to your children like we had a clue. 07:00:08.740 --> 07:00:14.740 And I'd have thought that one day I'd be losing you. 07:00:14.740 --> 07:00:22.740 And if I was by, I would be your girlfriend. 07:00:22.740 --> 07:00:24.740 We 07:00:32.740 --> 07:00:34.740 Jump out jump out 07:00:41.100 --> 07:00:44.500 Okay, go but go but fast fast fast what what what Jhin see it's free 07:00:52.740 --> 07:00:57.060 Okay this is armor, okay good, go to the dragon, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out 07:00:58.680 --> 07:01:01.000 And now start pinging on the dragon while you go for it 07:01:01.000 --> 07:01:03.960 We need to make it a habit that you ping while you do objectives 07:01:03.960 --> 07:01:27.520 I recall and get your item because you have 1,300 gold remember so listen if you ever 07:01:27.520 --> 07:01:32.400 want to walk all the way across the map to do like a camp that spawns the best thing that 07:01:32.400 --> 07:01:37.200 You could ever do is recall and then walk there because you're covering the same amount of distance where you're spending gold 07:01:37.200 --> 07:01:39.200 Yeah, buddy. Goins is 07:01:40.320 --> 07:01:42.320 I call it we know 07:01:43.080 --> 07:01:44.560 We know 07:01:44.560 --> 07:01:46.880 Yeah, I called it. We know 07:01:49.080 --> 07:01:54.080 Loki that I'm not gonna lie to you. I've never heard that before but that's kind of genius 07:01:57.440 --> 07:01:59.440 Wait, how did you even come up with that? 07:02:02.400 --> 07:02:07.880 yeah but you know what's crazy bro your mispronounciation is literally like 07:02:07.880 --> 07:02:12.680 someone else's finest artwork 07:02:12.680 --> 07:02:31.080 Oh my god, Jinxie. 07:02:31.080 --> 07:02:37.860 Imagine, man, you did a turkey stuffing competition. 07:02:37.860 --> 07:02:38.860 What does that mean? 07:02:38.860 --> 07:02:41.400 We stuffed things up with a random turkey? 07:02:41.400 --> 07:02:46.400 Well listen if you know the kind of guy that I am that you should know what that means 07:02:46.400 --> 07:02:49.400 Jesus Christ dude 07:02:49.400 --> 07:02:54.400 Mom fuck is in the barbershop always in school tell me 07:02:54.400 --> 07:02:59.400 Chief people say Chief people hit up my boy a fucking TV and fucking lamb 07:02:59.400 --> 07:03:02.400 They said you don't be putting in no work 07:03:02.400 --> 07:03:05.400 Shut the fuck up 07:03:05.400 --> 07:03:09.400 Wait did you just say shut the fuck up to yourself 07:03:09.400 --> 07:03:17.340 bro it's not so fun oh okay cool all right go for the blue go for the blue 07:03:17.340 --> 07:03:23.220 enemy blue fast fast fast explain you are going for the blue coach cuz it's 07:03:23.220 --> 07:03:26.220 because he's responding or something well it's because you don't have any 07:03:26.220 --> 07:03:29.380 other play to make so you can do the crab do the crab first is secured and 07:03:29.380 --> 07:03:31.940 then after do the blue and now what you're gonna do is you're gonna jump 07:03:31.940 --> 07:03:36.020 mid because you can either go for the blue or jump mid so jump mid jump 07:03:36.020 --> 07:03:42.060 ready? Okay, you're gonna look for a mid fight, so walk mid. 07:03:47.700 --> 07:03:53.060 Okay, now Aura and Q under turret, you're getting kill her. Oh wait, she has her kill. 07:03:53.060 --> 07:03:56.580 No this is good! You can get- 07:03:56.580 --> 07:04:19.580 summer after high school, when we first met, still make friends with her, say bye to her, talk about her future, like we had a flu, never fuck out one day, I feed you some milk, in another life 07:04:19.580 --> 07:04:24.140 see by the glitches components and then what did I do wrong you're just like 07:04:24.140 --> 07:04:29.980 telling me to die and now okay do you want me to share the replay after 07:04:29.980 --> 07:04:35.620 bro I think I'm gonna have to sleep this beer off dude I'm gonna be honest I 07:04:35.620 --> 07:04:39.440 think the beers literally fucking you up in ways that aren't even like 07:04:39.440 --> 07:04:46.900 conceivable but we're kind of winning I don't know I mean like you're winning 07:04:46.900 --> 07:04:50.440 because the thing is you're chillaxed right so like you're not over-forcing 07:04:50.440 --> 07:04:54.340 plays you're doing well the enemies not really fucking with you but it's like 07:04:54.340 --> 07:04:59.340 like you're making mistakes today that I'm seeing that I haven't seen you making 07:04:59.340 --> 07:05:02.300 like a few sessions 07:05:06.620 --> 07:05:10.860 but the thing is your rank is going forward so think of it this way it's 07:05:10.860 --> 07:05:15.020 like today you sat there and you had to get drunk to play league but you won 07:05:15.020 --> 07:05:19.620 two games in a row. So I mean, tomorrow you're gonna be motivated to play and you won't have 07:05:19.620 --> 07:05:24.260 to get drunk. But bro, couldn't that also mean that my team is just carrying? 07:05:24.260 --> 07:05:29.380 Well listen, your team is doing well, but you're still doing good, bro. Like you're 07:05:29.380 --> 07:05:31.380 Cs permanent getting all the drags 07:05:51.140 --> 07:05:55.160 Okay, what walk to the dragon start dancing and then 07:05:55.160 --> 07:06:03.880 Wait, dude, I'm gonna be honest, I think the enemy Senna just typed your agent all chat. 07:06:03.880 --> 07:06:04.880 I'm 24. 07:06:04.880 --> 07:06:07.880 Oh, okay, you're good then. 07:06:07.880 --> 07:06:08.880 Okay. 07:06:08.880 --> 07:06:17.280 So now all chat 26 inches deep in your mom. 07:06:17.280 --> 07:06:22.280 And then after that, you're gonna paint for the dragon. 07:06:22.280 --> 07:06:28.040 Wait, wait, why did you type it like that? 07:06:28.040 --> 07:06:30.040 I don't want to get banned. 07:06:30.040 --> 07:06:31.680 That's like a bad way to do that. 07:06:31.680 --> 07:06:33.720 Okay, so like, pro tip. 07:06:33.720 --> 07:06:37.360 The way that Vibe bans you is an automated system. 07:06:37.360 --> 07:06:40.200 And it's like, you can always outplay the automated system. 07:06:40.200 --> 07:06:43.920 So things are never going to flag a word like D, right? 07:06:43.920 --> 07:06:44.920 Or mom. 07:06:44.920 --> 07:06:50.640 But if you said like, fuck, then maybe if you spelled F-U-Q, you would be fine. 07:06:50.640 --> 07:06:51.640 Does that make sense? 07:06:51.640 --> 07:06:52.640 Got it. 07:06:52.640 --> 07:06:53.640 Alright. 07:06:53.640 --> 07:07:13.160 So now play for the crab and then go for the big hell. 07:07:13.160 --> 07:07:18.160 Wait, Jhin's seen. 07:07:18.160 --> 07:07:19.160 Yeah. 07:07:19.160 --> 07:07:23.160 Are you Scooby-Doo? 07:07:23.160 --> 07:07:27.160 Cause you're jinkies. 07:07:27.160 --> 07:07:33.160 That's like a quote from one of the characters. 07:07:33.160 --> 07:07:37.160 I'm jinksy. 07:07:37.160 --> 07:07:41.160 The eye of your health is gonna despawn. 07:07:41.160 --> 07:07:45.160 Okay there you go. 07:07:45.160 --> 07:07:47.160 There you go 07:07:50.560 --> 07:07:53.480 Okay, you ready for me to make you laugh yeah, what's up? 07:07:54.000 --> 07:07:58.760 Okay, what kind of Gatorade does an alligator drink Gatorade 07:08:03.160 --> 07:08:07.380 Okay, Park you what kind of power rate does a Gatorade or drink 07:08:15.160 --> 07:08:17.160 I feel it's not expected 07:08:17.160 --> 07:08:19.160 Yeah, it's good 07:08:19.160 --> 07:08:21.160 Yeah, literally 07:08:21.160 --> 07:08:23.160 Okay, so now play for the walls 07:08:23.160 --> 07:08:25.160 After that 07:08:25.160 --> 07:08:27.160 You're gonna work for the bot side clear 07:08:27.160 --> 07:08:29.160 Okay 07:08:37.160 --> 07:08:39.160 Okay, Jinxy, Jinxy 07:08:39.160 --> 07:08:41.160 Jinxy 07:08:41.160 --> 07:08:43.160 What kind of STD 07:08:43.160 --> 07:08:45.480 did the guy get that fucking alligator? 07:08:47.160 --> 07:08:48.760 Uhhhh... 07:08:49.360 --> 07:08:50.720 Crabs or something? 07:08:51.160 --> 07:08:52.520 Gator, aids! 07:08:54.580 --> 07:08:56.520 Okay, I see that one. 07:08:57.020 --> 07:08:58.260 Yep, that was clever. 07:08:58.920 --> 07:09:01.040 I guess after this you're gonna go for the Krogs 07:09:01.040 --> 07:09:02.400 and then you're gonna, 07:09:02.400 --> 07:09:04.720 you're gonna look for an invade on the enemy's gromp. 07:09:13.160 --> 07:09:23.160 Talk about a future, like we had a clue, never thought that one day I'd be losing my life. 07:09:23.160 --> 07:09:29.160 I was trying to put a war down. 07:09:29.160 --> 07:09:33.160 Okay wait, do you want me to blow your mind while you're drunk? 07:09:33.160 --> 07:09:34.160 Yeah. 07:09:34.160 --> 07:09:35.160 So you know the joke? 07:09:35.160 --> 07:09:38.160 Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? 07:09:38.160 --> 07:09:39.160 Yeah. 07:09:39.160 --> 07:09:45.160 what if I told you that the purpose of the joke isn't that he's crossing the 07:09:45.160 --> 07:09:50.800 road the other side is referring to the after life but this guy is such a 07:09:50.800 --> 07:09:56.640 fucking pussy okay go to the turn and recall the turn recall I mean did you 07:09:56.640 --> 07:10:02.720 hear what I said though so I said the joke okay why did the chicken cross the 07:10:02.720 --> 07:10:11.800 road okay now the reason why that joke works isn't cuz he's getting to the 07:10:11.800 --> 07:10:16.340 other side of the road bro it's cuz the other side refers to the afterlife 07:10:16.340 --> 07:10:27.080 cuz he's gonna die that actually makes sense yeah what I just thought what was 07:10:27.080 --> 07:10:36.640 that bro what you just did was like oh that was the sudden ultimate okay so now 07:10:36.640 --> 07:10:39.640 what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the wolves after the wolves 07:10:39.640 --> 07:10:44.080 you're gonna ping your team to go to the baron okay 07:10:48.040 --> 07:10:56.640 okay Jinxie why did the chicken cross the road to get to the dive the ball 07:10:56.640 --> 07:11:02.640 Oh, jeezus christ. 07:11:02.640 --> 07:11:06.640 Okay, it's hard fighting this. 07:11:10.640 --> 07:11:13.640 I guess so now you're gonna do the Baron. 07:11:13.640 --> 07:11:16.640 You should be able to do this, but your team needs to help you. 07:11:16.640 --> 07:11:19.640 Yeah, just keep hitting it. Keep hitting it, Jurgen. 07:11:19.640 --> 07:11:29.640 No, no, keep hitting it! You can sound it, you're good. 07:11:29.640 --> 07:11:42.640 Alright, now recall, press B. 07:11:42.640 --> 07:11:48.640 Okay, so now go to the dragon, perfect. Press top. 07:11:48.640 --> 07:11:51.540 So you're about to get your third dragon of the game, okay? 07:11:51.540 --> 07:11:56.080 Now I wanted to hover mid because maybe you could kill the Senna because remember you're an assassin 07:11:56.080 --> 07:12:01.920 So go and kill the Senna go press art Q on her nice. Are you are you are you? 07:12:04.360 --> 07:12:07.560 Nice, okay run away. This is fine 07:12:09.400 --> 07:12:14.480 Good sorry teams coming look for the rafters and then after the rafters you're gonna walk mid 07:12:18.640 --> 07:12:20.960 Okay, so now look for the dragon. This is good 07:12:23.840 --> 07:12:25.840 Good, okay, so oh 07:12:30.280 --> 07:12:34.320 Okay, so go in the second China China oh god 07:12:35.480 --> 07:12:37.480 What's kind of hard when you say uh-oh? 07:12:39.480 --> 07:12:46.800 Chew on her like what do you say? Uh-oh, it's like I get scared the fuck type of fucking coach is this 07:12:46.800 --> 07:12:51.800 Uh-oh, oh Q-honor, like, bro, what? 07:12:51.800 --> 07:12:55.800 Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie. 07:12:55.800 --> 07:13:03.800 When you're in a war, do you want someone that's training you to sit there and to like always tell you where to shoot? 07:13:03.800 --> 07:13:08.800 Or do you want them to sometimes pull the trigger next to your ear so you can crack it? 07:13:08.800 --> 07:13:11.800 Just tell me when to go in and when to run! 07:13:11.800 --> 07:13:15.800 Alright, I'll do that then! 07:13:15.800 --> 07:13:19.800 I don't know how to approach it when you're drunk! 07:13:19.800 --> 07:13:22.800 Better, I might get drunk more often on this game. 07:13:22.800 --> 07:13:26.800 So this made it a lot easier. So just learn. 07:13:26.800 --> 07:13:30.800 Alright, so let's do it then. So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna just walk mid. 07:13:30.800 --> 07:13:32.800 Because now you're two months of fight. 07:13:32.800 --> 07:13:36.800 They stop the baron buff, you can end the game mid. Let's go. 07:13:39.800 --> 07:13:41.800 You ready to walk mid and I flap? 07:13:41.800 --> 07:13:43.800 Yep, I'm looking. 07:13:44.560 --> 07:13:46.560 You ready yep 07:13:49.120 --> 07:13:51.120 Okay, I jinx you you're not moving 07:14:05.320 --> 07:14:07.840 Bitch what? 07:14:13.800 --> 07:14:26.080 I mean two wins zero losses undefeated wait let's hear damage let's hear damage that's 07:14:26.080 --> 07:14:37.000 what really matters 11,000 probably I'm guessing nine all right bro 07:14:43.800 --> 07:14:52.000 I'm going to be hopping off the line now chat love y'all boys I'm going to catch y'all in 07:14:52.000 --> 07:14:56.600 another stream tomorrow you know we're streaming every day for two consecutive years. 07:14:56.600 --> 07:15:06.120 I love you guys bro and chat may night we got stoppins pro league tournament salt lake 07:15:06.120 --> 07:15:10.720 city we're going to be watch party and stopping in the salt lake city major may night night 07:15:10.720 --> 07:15:15.680 May 9th night, May 10th night, we're playing in that Clash League of Legends tournament with 07:15:15.680 --> 07:15:23.680 Dantez and Tyler wanted two other challengers and in May 11th we have a Cinema Stream 40 streamers 07:15:23.680 --> 07:15:31.040 League of Legends tournament. May 16th we have the Minecraft hardcore marathon with stable 07:15:31.040 --> 07:15:37.600 Roberto. We cannot end the stream until we both beat hardcore Minecraft. If we die at any point in 07:15:37.600 --> 07:15:41.520 time we have to reset if i die we reset if ron dies it reset it doesn't matter if he has a full 07:15:41.520 --> 07:15:46.720 diamond armor if i die we gotta reset chat i love y'all boys it's gonna be a fan tab but it's expect 07:15:46.720 --> 07:15:53.760 expectacular month bro and i'll catch you guys in the next one before we get off go rave down 07:15:53.760 --> 07:16:01.360 tass love y'all chat and i'll catch you guys in the next one another seven hour stream we've been 07:16:01.360 --> 07:16:03.360 on our grind chat. Love you guys. Go break. 07:16:12.080 --> 07:16:16.160 I don't see you. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night. 07:16:18.720 --> 07:16:18.960 Talk. 07:16:31.360 --> 07:16:33.420 you