you
You
I'd rather scare you if the details my love
Or I'd rather, I'd rather lie to lose you, I'd rather lie
I run, I'm back on that jacket and off like this
I'm back on that lean on my tongue, I'm back on that shit on my walk
I've got a few a good foot, Niggas been mad when I talk
Niggas been mad when I talk, this nigga mad cause I fucked her
That me and the coke that I'm younger, they getting beat like a pungent
I
I'm up to lean to my
Hi, mind you cheeky fucking bastard, dude
You cheeky fucking bastard
Hi guys, let's play a game, bro.
I'm going to give you the aux chord to the stream right now, hi guys.
Hi guys, whatever the fuck you play is what we're going to play, bro.
Hi guys, I'm giving you the auxiliary chord right now.
Let's see how good your music is.
Since you always pause my fucking music, hi guys, let's see how good your music is, buddy.
Hi guys, let's see how good your music is, buddy.
If my music always gets paused, let's see yours, bro.
Like, no, no, no, let's see your music.
High-five.
Pick any song in the fucking world that you want, bro.
Any song in the world.
Since my music is so fucking bad.
No, no, let's see it, let's see it, let's see it,
let's see it, let's see it, let's see it, let's see it.
What is your song, high-fives?
What is your song?
Come on, high-fives, the people are waiting, bro.
Since my music is so bad, let's see your music, high-fives.
This is your aux.
Stang Becks kick bang bang B.
Sting becks bang bang Cova
Boom Boom Sting becks bang bang Cova
What type of bullshit is this, high bags?
What type of sh1t is this, buddy.
What type of f Yue obra is this, type of shit?
What type of shit is this, bro
Like what type of shit is this what type of shit is this bro
What is that highbogs car Dazu
Yo, hi, guys. Good morning. Good morning. Hi, guys. How you doing, bro?
Hey, good morning, bro. Hey, I just wanted to thank you, bro, for always believing in my streams,
who always hoping to keep going, bro, and one day I would, I would hit success, bro.
Recently, I've been averaging 20k viewers, bro.
Bro, hi, guys. I can't think of a dude more deserving, bro. Chat. Let's get W's in the chat
for HiVis, bro. Let's get W's in the chat, like seriously, let me turn you up, bro. Let's chat.
Let's get W's in the chat. HiVis is averaging 20,000 viewers in Twitch, bro. Let's go, bro. HiVis,
congratulations to- Great. Wow. Remember? No. No. Why is the chat saying bots? Yep. Let's-
Jinsi, I've been getting heavily view-botted for the last two days.
Look.
So, Havaz, you've been getting heavily view-botted?
Yes, look.
Jinsi, help me! Help me, please!
To love?
I'm gonna get banned.
I'm gonna drop a knowledge bomb on you, bro.
Yep.
To love is to let go of me, ho.
If you get permanently banned from Twitch
for viewbotting, bro, you did your services, bro.
You lived a great life.
Yeah, I'm not viewbotting, Jixi.
You think I just woke up one day and was like,
you know what, I wanna viewbot today.
You think I just did that, Jixi?
You think that, you really think that.
Y'all are a guy with hands up emoji.
Bro, look bro, hi guys, what do you want me to say, buddy?
I'm not putting this shit past you.
I'm not putting this shit past you, bro.
Hi guys, you might be getting a view about it.
You might be getting a view about it,
but you might be view about it, bro.
Hey, bro, you know what, bro?
If I get ban jinks.
This guy in the chat just said, I am bought 31,541.
Do you wanna address this?
No, no, no, see, again, that's not him.
Let me get a tweet, actually.
Twitch actually just recently put out a tweet
about ViewBotting, so it's very convenient.
You should make a tweet and say,
hey, Twitch, I am getting ViewBotted,
I'm getting ViewBotted in Twitch, bro,
and tell them, oh, Twitch made a tweet.
One hour ago.
Oh my gosh, here we go.
A note on our work to combat viewbotting
from our CEO, Dan Glancy,
there's been a lot of discussion recently
about viewbotting on Twitch
and I wanted to share an update on our enforcement efforts.
Viewbotting is bad for our business.
We do not benefit from it
and we believe it harms the creator ecosystem overall.
However, effectively combating viewbotting is challenging.
As we deploy our updates
to our real-time detection algorithms,
viewbotting companies quickly respond
with updates to avoid detection.
Also, our detection system seems to be
must precise to stutter.
Okay, let me go on YouTube, I almost forgot.
Yep, no worries.
Okay, I have eyes. Let's get back into this bro.
Viewbotting is bad for our business. We don't benefit from it and we believe it harms the creator ecosystem overall.
However, effectively combating viewbotting is challenging as we deploy our updates to our real-time detection algorithms.
Viewbotting companies quickly respond with updates to avoid detection.
Also, our detection systems must be precise to ensure that legitimate viewers are appropriately counted.
Today we're introducing a new enforcement type of plan that we plan to roll out over the next weeks.
For channels identified as persistently viewbotting, we will apply a cap to the streamer CCD for a fixed period of time on all of Twitch services.
The cap will be based upon historical data regarding that creator's non-viewbotted traffic.
Repeated violations will result in longer penalties.
Streamers will be notified when an enforcement is applied along with the duration of the
penalty and can appeal through the appeals portal.
While streamers will be notified, we will not make a bottle-on announcement when beginning
our enforcements.
And we'll not publicly share details about when and where these enforcements are applied.
Unfortunately, providing details simply makes it easier for companies to work around our
We believe this approach will help us make meaningful progress against you body.
We will continue refining our system and expand on these up last minutes of supplies over time.
Okay.
Here's what I'm going to stand.
Chat.
If they can track somebody's non view body of traffic. Why can't they also just track somebody's view body of traffic.
You know what I'm saying chat.
Like me how
Me help me help me help me help now. Hi boys, bro. You're good, bro. You're probably gonna get banned dude. Yeah, like what do you want me to say?
Yeah, hey, we got some streams coming come to like your backyard literally literally
so basically Monday Mike any permission me and models and
We're actually gonna do a
building a boat stream
a Tampa actually on a pond
So, um, we'll be there bro. So that'll be in July, just so you know.
So you and Boggles are going to invade my peace sanctuary? Like, brother, brother, like
no, no, tell Boggles to sit his ass in Australia. Brother, you're not invading my peace in Tampa,
buddy.
We can't leave until we build a boat that holds both of us for 10 seconds.
372 hour stream, bro. Your guys combined IQ is 15, high fives. Look, bro.
It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. But yeah, I just wanted to tell you, bro, basically,
I will be in Tampa in your backyard creating a boat.
Jesus Christ, bro. All right, bro. I'll catch you in July then, bro.
Hey bro, sorry, see you later, buddy.
Miho, miho, miho.
Okay, so chat.
Bro, the whole view-bottom thing,
it's, there are multiple ways to track
if somebody's view-bottom.
One, if somebody starts a stream
and immediately hits an insane viewership number,
and then it holds that exact viewership number
for the entire stream.
How a stream is supposed to go,
like an actual authentic non-viewbotted stream,
it's supposed to go like this.
Stream apps.
It's not supposed to go like this.
On top of that, another way to tell somebody's viewbotting,
if somebody's averaging, whatever,
tens of thousands of viewers
and they're getting a fucking 20 followers a day,
they're probably viewbotting.
They're probably fucking view by another thing is chat interaction.
Like if somebody if somebody has if somebody has fucking 30,000 viewers and their chat
is moving one mile an hour, okay.
I knew this was coming.
I knew this was fucking coming.
Another thing, another way to tell somebody is you buddy, if somebody has fucking 30,000
viewers, and they get one chat message every five minutes,
they're probably view bonding.
Now, there are some cases of like,
if somebody doesn't read their chat whatsoever,
why would somebody type in their chat?
Like if somebody doesn't read their chat,
why would somebody type in their chat?
But it's one of those things where it's not like one thing
can instantly tell you somebody's view bonding.
But if you put the pieces of the puzzles together,
you can instantly tell somebody's view bonding.
Another thing, if somebody has fucking 40,000 viewers
on Twitch, but then they post a YouTube video and it gets a thousand views a YouTube video,
they're probably viewbotting. Those are the five different ways to tell that somebody's
viewbotting. It's very simple. Those are the five different ways to tell somebody's viewbotting.
There's really should be no speculation. You should be able to apply those constructs
and instantaneously tell somebody's viewbotting. All facts, no printers, testers,
Stop yapping and play chess see I'm not gonna play chess because you barked at me
okay fine I'm gonna play chess okay fine I'm gonna play chess what's up
cough boy what's up bro now chat I am on a 46 day streak of chess bro a 46 day
streak of chess on top of that bro on top of that I'm on a winning streak look
at my ego I am at y'all know the other day I just hit 400 yellow three days
later I'm already at 427 yellow ladies and gentlemen Jadies and lentil men I
I, Nicholas, Jaycee Stewart, am on the path to becoming a grandmaster.
School by.
We're to start this game off with our traditional Jovava London system.
We're going to get our night out early, get our Queens pond open, get this night going, get this bishop going here.
I'd rather lie than just lose you girl.
Now our next move is this pond.
The reason why I want to get this pawn out is because it protects this bishop, but it activates this bishop and this queen. This is the most important pawn to get open right here in our development cycle.
chat. There is a legitimate chance, I would say probably a 5% chance that I could go undefeated all the way to motherfucking.
What's a good spot? It's a bishop probably here. There's a legitimate chance I could go undefeated all the way to motherfucking.
500 you want today.
We're going to get this night out.
Why?
Because now we can castle.
Also, this night is protected.
Remember, Chat, you always want to have a piece.
You always want to have a pawn protecting a piece, not a piece protecting a piece.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Now our next course of action is probably going to be castling and then maybe this.
I feel like he's going to do that.
Yep.
I literally said he's going to do that.
The reason why that's such a good play by him is because it forces my bishop back, but
it's okay.
This guy has a lot of pawns out.
He doesn't have that many pieces out.
Now we castle, easy piece of lemon, tweezy.
Now we castle and we can start getting the rook
into the sandy open file and start firing in his ass.
I love chess, this is the greatest game ever created.
Okay.
I'd rather lie than to lose you girl.
Okay, so he ends up popping my bussy open here.
All right, I'm sorry.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take this pawn.
If we take with the bishop, we lose our bishop.
We take with this pawn, he's probably gonna take like this
and then we could take like this.
I think we get the last lap on this scenario.
My math skills aren't great,
but I'm pretty sure in this exact scenario, we win a pawn.
It doesn't matter if he takes with the knight
or takes with the bishop, I think we win a pawn.
If he doesn't take with either,
guess what my next play is, chat.
If he doesn't take with either, guess what my next play is.
PON PUSH!
Let's see what it does.
See what it does.
Also this pawn push is good
because it activates this now.
I'd rather, he ends up deciding to do this.
Now what could I do, chat?
Should I trade material, but then he gets his bishop out.
Let's not do that.
We're gonna do this.
This is such good pressure.
Man, I'm just gonna talk about pressure off.
So the knight can go here, the knight can go here,
the knight can go here, the knight can go here,
the knight can go here.
So the knight can go, wait, you know what's crazy is that that low taper fade name is still massive.
I mean, I'm seeing new clips of it daily.
Here's what we're going to do next.
This play, we can't do because then we blunder, we blunder our pawn.
But if we don't talk to anything, we also run to our pawn.
So I'm trying to think, is this a good play?
Because here's what's coming, chat.
This is what's coming.
Is there a universe where we can stop this?
I don't see a universe where we can stop this play.
I mean, at the end of the day, it's a pawn.
Let's not get our panties in a bunch.
Wait, this is an interesting play.
Our queen is activated, guys.
Guys, our queen is so activated right now.
We're gonna let him take our pawn.
Why?
Because I'm an absolute CHAT!
Then he's gonna take, we get our queen into this sneaky little pocket here and we stop-
Wait, this is a fork if we can get this.
Is there a way we could get this?
No, there's legitimately no way.
Now what happens here?
If he takes with the bishop, we take, he takes back, now we lose material there.
Kittens, kittens, kittens, we lose material kittens.
Kittens, chess is so hard kittens.
Our knight being here seems kind of freaky deaky for him.
This looks like the greatest night of all time.
I already know Levy would have a boner
from playing that night,
because now this bishop has to move
and then maybe we can win material.
Cause this bishop starts scrambling,
let's get this going.
My queens in my,
My queens and my bishops are like kind of holding hands right now.
I don't mind the chat.
I feel a fart brewing.
If I do end up farting, I'll put my ass in front of the mic.
So let's think.
He moved his queen there because he wants to trade material
yet again.
So what I am gonna do now in this exact scenario
is we are going to push this pawn.
Bro, there's so much pressure here, chat.
It's like a pimple just ready to be popped.
Do you guys see all this pressure?
God, something about chess arouses me.
Now, if I'm pushing this pawn here,
what is the long-term benefit of that?
Ooh, I see.
We get to bust open his ass, chat.
So that's a brilliant, I'm not even kidding,
because now we have this, which leads to check.
And then if he doesn't take,
guess what, we just take in the bishops under pressure.
Guys, that's a brilliant sister.
That is a brilliant, I'm not even kidding.
Check, that is a brilliant, y'all, that is a brilliant.
I'd rather lie than to lose you girl.
Truth is that he ends up pushing back what a naughty kid so you're just gonna happen now
I feel like he found the best plan this guy's kind of like an engine I don't really know
what I'm playing against I'm gonna turn my brain off and take let's see what happens
I feel like that just altered the entire game wait we have such a disgusting play right now
Well, but it doesn't matter because guys, this place so good, but the queen just saves it.
This place is actually gross.
Is there a way we can make it to where that queen can no longer save that play?
Brother, there has to be a way.
There's always a way.
Queen is protecting the most disgusting night of all time. Now hold up, why don't we just do this
and make the Rook move? Remember what Levy says though, Chat. Whenever you move a piece, the
board changes completely, which is the best advice I've ever heard. This pawn's hanging.
Do we care? I feel like we should care. This pawn's hanging.
Let's just take the hanging pond. I don't want to overthink everything. Bro, this is
literally like so tight chat. All right, so if I if I take
or isn't this also hanging as long as I can trade out the rook. No, it's not hanging.
I need to get this going right now chat. We need that going. We need that vision.
He ends up threatening my queen with that interesting kitten.
He decides to threaten my queen and he opens up this file.
I feel like for my night I have so much ambition.
Oh, okay.
We end up, he takes with the bishop, we take back.
This guy's kind of fumbling, I think.
I think this guy's fumbling.
I'm up one materials chat, one materials.
All right.
What is under threat right now?
This, okay, let's think.
Remember, keep it simple, stupid.
Remember what Lovie said, chat.
This is under threat.
So what do we do to stop that?
completely this. This completely stops that. That's good chess. I'm not what I'm not going
deal is I'm I'm actually not going to forfeit. I'm not going to forfeit because do you want to
know why chat mama ain't raised no bitch. I'm not going to forfeit. I'm not going to forfeit
because chat mama ain't raised no bitch. I'm going to make him earn this checkmate
where I'm telling you if I could blunder chat and I'm 400 elo he could blunder he's 400 elo
Bro, if I can get this play going, we can get Naughty.
The only way to get this play going is to do this first though, Chat.
This is such a good rook because these are pinned.
Wait, did he just blunder his rook?
Guys, guys, my opponent...
Oh, no, he didn't.
This guy's so good.
No, he did, he did, he did, he did, because he sees this, but he doesn't see this.
Look he doesn't see that. He thinks he has some nasty fork, but he's an idiot. He's choking!
Chad, what did I say? What did I say? Oh my god, and now we have this, but first let's do this.
Bro, if I do this and he takes, he blunders his queen. Chad, what did I say? He's a fucking idiot!
We're back in the game. I literally just got done saying, if I could blunder, he could blunder.
Also, chat, I swear to God, when your opponent blunders,
you're just, you're like, it's like a universal law
that you have to blunder.
Chat, this looks like a good play,
but he actually shuts it down with this.
Bro, I don't know, this guy's fucking solid, dude.
Bro, I wanna do this, no, I wanna do this.
Cause look, chat, no, but then he gets the last laugh.
This guy's cringe.
Let's see you win this exchange, let me do some math here.
If I take, he can take like this, this, or this, he has so much vision.
So, you know what, chat?
Let's actually, instead of worrying about taking, let's get the knight out of here.
Because once we get the knight out of the way, then the square is ours.
Then the square is ours.
Once we get, he decides to check, feels pointless.
Have you said always run your king to the corner?
Yeah, that's a pointless ass check.
I'm not even gonna hold you.
Mi-ha, mi-ha, mi-ho, mi-ho.
That's a pointless check.
That's what we call a one mover.
So now I do this.
Oh, he's setting up for the big,
he's setting up for the big whammy.
This seems like a good play as well.
Wait, let's just trap his knight really quick.
Let's just completely trap his knight.
Why the fuck not?
It's dead here.
He blundered. No, he didn't because he has the fucking queen, his motherfucker dude.
I'd start playing fast chat without two material. What would Magnus do?
Wait a second. He finally decides to move his bishop.
Oh, he has everything so protected. Jesus Christ, like I can't break through anything.
This just blunders upon. This doesn't do anything. Should I just start like
like pond storming or something?
I don't know, bro.
All right, I haven't done the math on this.
Let's just see what happens.
He takes, I take, he decides to check.
Why, cause he forks it or something?
Bro, he's had that move planned out for a minute.
instantly did that. Oh, he's got a checkmate in the chat. Is that me? Yeah, that's me,
because then he has discovered check here. But maybe I could run here.
I don't want to say it's over. I will never say never. Bro, I don't think it's over.
His next play is this. But no, then he just blunders his bishop. Yeah, he actually doesn't
have discovered check. He's getting nervous. He's getting nervous. This is a fork. No,
it's not a blender again. Jesus, this guy has so much answers. Wait. No fucking way!
Oh my god! We forked the queen! Yes! He takes with the pod, but then we take with the brook.
He can't take because this night, this God dear night, oh my god!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck just happened?
That is why you never give up, especially at 400, you know, holy shit!
Talk to me AI Levy, talk to me AI Levy, wow.
middle game tactic was a game changer. What a comeback.
I had a 450 rating, but it's okay.
A classic start you hear. Solid center control. You're ready for battle.
You're unleashing a knight and staking a claim in the center. Let's get it.
Hi Buzz, what's up?
Hantavirus, antivirus. Exposure may have reached up to 12 countries.
Wait, what is this?
I think I just broke my phone.
No, I'm good.
What is this?
Yo, Bernard, what is hands of Iris Bernard?
Hantavirus is a type of virus that can be carried by certain rodents.
People can become infected if they breathe in particles from rodent urine, droppings, or saliva.
It can cause a serious lung disease known as Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome.
It's rare, but it's something you want to avoid by keeping living spaces free of rodents.
Bernard, it says it's in 12 countries. What countries is it in?
Antiviruses are found worldwide because rodents are everywhere, but different regions have
different strains. In Europe and Asia, the virus often causes kidney related illness,
While in the Americas, it's more likely to cause a lung disease in countries like China, so...
Oh, God.
It's in the... It's in three states in the U.S. What?
It's spread in a boat?
Who the fuck is this guy?
223 Corona ending 2026.
Hansa virus.
Does that predict the virus, bro?
What?
Right now in May, 2026, who is reporting a Hansa virus cluster on a cruise ship, MV,
in the Atlantic. Three deaths confirmed cases from road and exposure, limited to the vessel.
The hand virus has confirmed suspected cases in several parts of the world linked to M.B.
Hondius cruise ship. Argentina, Canada, Capo Verde, Denmark, Germany, Israel, the Netherlands,
New Zealand, St. Kitts and Netbees, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, the United Kingdom,
and the United States. Wait, so, Chad.
It started from rodents, but you can get it from people now.
It started from rodents, but you can get it from people. Shia.
That is so bad, guys.
That is so bad.
So how do you like not get it?
Is it just RNG?
Bro, is it just RNG?
This is unbelievable. Oh my gosh. I mean...
Mi-ho. Mi-ho. Mi-ho. What like? Bro, oh my god. So, you just gotta stay safe or something.
You got to just like hide in your room.
I don't know if this is true because this is a guy on Twitter.
So take everything with take everything that you see on Twitter with like, you know how people say to take everything with a grain of salt.
If you see something on Twitter take it with a grain of salt that makes up a grain of salt.
Antivirus spreading rate 2% COVID spreading rate 99%.
Yeah, I feel like, to be fair, I feel like everybody had COVID at some point.
Like, I remember I had COVID.
That shit was ass when I had it.
I feel like everybody had COVID.
Yeah, like, I do chat, like, if you didn't have COVID at any point in time, you definitely
knew somebody who had COVID.
Like, I feel like everyone had COVID, insane.
So, but like, how do you not get this, bro, because I don't want to get this virus, bro.
I'll probably just die, dude.
How do you not get it?
Bernard, I wanted to run some facts by you. Are these true or untrue?
Hit me with them. I'll give you my honest take, fact or fiction, no floss.
coronavirus had a spreading rate of 99%. Is that factor fiction? That's fiction.
Well, coronavirus can be highly contagious. It doesn't mean 99% of people
exposed will catch it. The exact rate depends on the variance, environment, and
precautions taken, but it's nowhere near a universal 99%. Got it. Okay, thank you.
Also, do you know what hantavirus is spreading rate is off the top of your
head or is it too, is it too early to say, Bernard? It's definitely not as
straightforward as a single number. Antivirus isn't spread between people in
the usual way like a cold. It's mostly from contact with infected rodents. Yeah,
but Bernard, but now people have antivirus, bro. There's people on a
cruise ship that got it. So now people have it. So now can people get it from
other people? In extremely rare cases, especially with certain strains like the
Andy's virus, person to person transmission has occurred.
But for most hantiviruses,
human to human spread isn't really a thing.
The primary risk is still from rodents.
So that cruise situation, if real,
would be unusual and likely tied
to the original rodent source.
Bernard, it's real, bro.
It's happening right now.
Where the fuck have you been, bro?
There's people that have it on a cruise ship, buddy.
Hey, I get it.
If there's a situation going down,
it's something we take seriously.
If this news breaking, let's check it out.
Generally though, even if people have it,
humans are human spread is still considered rare.
If you want, I can get the latest updates
to see what's going on right now.
Bro, give me the latest updates, please, bro.
Shout out to the people.
Chad, maybe just hide it in your room
as much as you can, y'all.
So here's the situation.
A cruise ship called the MV Hondius,
which left Argentina on April 1st,
had a cluster of hand-to-virus cases.
There have been three confirmed deaths
and a handful of confirmed and suspected cases.
This involves the Andes virus strain,
which can rarely spread from person to person.
The ship is now headed to the Canary Islands
for disembarkation.
For the general public, the risk remains very low,
but close monitoring is in place.
Bernard, how do they fix it though?
because like, what about the poor people on the boat
who did nothing wrong?
Like they didn't do anything wrong.
I feel bad for them.
I hear you, it's a tough situation for them.
What usually happens is everyone on board
is medically screened
and anyone exposed or symptomatic is isolated
or hospitalized.
Authorities coordinate disembarkation carefully
and close contacts may be quarantined.
It's not their fault and the goal is to get them safe,
treated if needed and home as soon as possible.
So Bernard, is this factor fiction?
There's been eight cases of hands of virus
on the cruise ship and three deaths.
That is fact.
The reports confirmed around eight cases
with unfortunately three fatalities.
It's a rare and serious event,
but that's the real confirmed outcome.
Holy shit, bro.
All right, Bernard, thank you for actually
informing people with facts, bro,
because some idiot on Twitter said something false.
Anytime, Nick, you know,
I've always got your back with the facts.
If anything else pops up, we'll keep it real.
And yeah, Twitter can be wild.
So when in doubt, you know where to check.
All right, Bernard, I'll still send you that dick pic later,
bro, I'll see you, man.
No need for that, Nick, we're all good.
But you take care, and if you need me for anything else,
you know where to find me.
Stay safe out there.
All right, Bernard.
I did.
W but I'm in chat.
You are now able to capture a pawn and win material after.
I did.
capture a pawn and win material after the follow-up trades. They missed the
chance to capture a free pawn. You just lost your advantage and now it's even
Steven. What? How did I lose my advantage? That queen is now under pressure. What a
crazy discovered attack by Black. That calmly steps the queen away to avoid
danger and keep balance. Another attacker means more pressure for that night. That
removes the knight that dared to check the king. Let's simple capture. Holy
grandmaster line that removes that let me we're not seeing that lost your
advantage you just lost your advantage and now it's even bro I wish there was
a way to get a game review by like a toddler you know what I'm saying because
miho that's like a holy grandmaster line we're never seeing this bro we've never
seen this bro look at the realm of dread drama yeah um I actually heard about
There's like a petition to get Mbappé out or something.
Isn't there a petition?
Brother, I said this, nobody cares, but I said this two years ago, bro.
As soon as Mbappé joined Madrid, I said it's just, it's not going to work, bro.
Bro, this is a hot take, bro.
This is a hot take, but if you actually look at it, chat in Bob, it might be the single most overpaid player in the history of the sport.
Valverde got into a fight. What's.
Fede Valverde got into a fight.
Five as you got it.
Breaking Fede Valverde suffered a traumatic brain injury and will miss El Clasico.
The test carried out today by our player Fede Valverde by the Real Madrid Medical Services
of a diagnostic traumatic brain injury?
Val Verde is at home in good condition
and will need to rest for 10 to 14 days
as per medical protocols for the diagnosis.
What?
Chat, how did he get injured?
What happened?
How did he get injured?
two shamanic knocked him out two shamanic knocked him out are you guys dead ass bro i
i owe my fucking god are you guys dead ass two shamanic knocked out probably their best player
i'm not even kidding this is probably their best player bro dead ass
two shamanic knocked out their best player when the players went back into the locker
room and fedev alverde kept accusing two shamanic of leaking to the press two shamanic went
up to him and calmly told him that he's the type of the accusation and that they need
to make peace but alverde refused and kept going when he kept going to shamanic through
a heavy punch of alverde's face immediately dropping him to the floor where he hit his
his head and cut it.
Valverde looked very dizzy and almost unconscious
and was taken out in a wheelchair.
All right, so the first thing you do is
Tusha Money,
you're about to be joined in the MLS,
but you're getting a fucking ban from football.
Can't do that.
You can't just hit your fucking teammate in the face
because he's yelling at you.
Even if, bro, even if somebody is screaming at you,
you don't hit somebody in the face.
On top of that, it's their best prayer.
It is their best prayer.
Like what?
Prayers for Valverde, bro.
Prayers for Valverde and yes, bro.
Prayers for Valverde, that's all you can really say.
Prayers for Valverde.
That's literally their best player bro. Now back to what I was saying.
This is, I don't even make a hot take. Killing Mbappe is the most overpaid
athlete maybe of all time, not counting injuries because he plays. Killing Mbappe
Today, ruined PSG, ruined Messi, ruined Neymar, went to Real Madrid, and ruined Real Madrid.
I've actually never even seen in my life something more impressive than this.
DERES.
I've never seen anything more impressive than this.
Brother, he ruined Messi, ruined Neymar, went to Real Madrid, and ruined Real Madrid.
As soon as Mbappe leaves PSG, as soon as he leaves PSG, they're the best club in the world.
As soon as Mbappe leaves PSG, they're the best club in the world.
As soon as he comes to Real Madrid, like, bro, pay this guy like 50K a year.
I'm not even kidding.
This guy should be like a bench player.
What, like, am I wrong?
zero ball knowledge. So, okay, let me say this again, as soon as Mbappe leads PSG, they're the
best club in the world. As soon as Mbappe, so Mbappe, Mbappe joins PSG, does okay, does fine.
You put Mbappe into a team with Messi and Neymar, who literally were just dominating in Europe,
up their whole careers.
You put Mbappe in a team with Messi and Neymar
and they can't even make a run into the Champions League.
Then you put Mbappe into Real Madrid,
where everybody's like, I mean, I still remember the clips
of, I think it was double A seven skills,
like you put Mbappe in Madrid with Femisius Junior,
Barca doesn't need to get ready.
The whole world needs to get ready.
Brother, this team is ass.
Like all I'm saying is this, bro.
If you don't think Mbappe is overpaid as fuck,
you just have the ball knowledge of a rock.
You have the ball knowledge of a rock, buddy.
That's all I'm saying.
How do you make Madrid work?
How does that even happen, bro?
Brother, this isn't even me saying this.
These are Madrid fans.
30 million Real Madrid fans signed a petition
to get this guy out of Madrid.
This is not, I said this two years ago.
I said it would never work.
They have zero chemistry.
Like when you watch Madrid play, they suck, bro.
They fucking suck.
I'm sorry, they suck.
It's a bunch of individual players playing a team game.
They suck, bro.
The reason I PSG is eBats Club in the world right now
is because they're a fucking team, bro.
You can't just shove a bunch of individual talent
and pace onto a team and be like,
and like, this isn't FIFA, bro.
This is not, this is an FC 26,
where you have a 97 paced left wing and a 98 paced striker
and you're gonna win every game.
This is real football, bro.
Real Madrid is a bunch of individual purchase talent,
purchase a bunch of individuals out.
The best player on Madrid is Valverde.
He has showed up in every game they play.
Mbappe is the ghost of Madrid, bro.
Most overpaid player I've ever seen in my life.
He ruined Messi, ruined Neymar, and he's ruining Madrid.
30 million Real Madrid fans won him out of Madrid.
I said this two years ago.
I said this will never work.
Bro, the best clubs in the world, bro,
are those clubs with the disgusting center midfielders.
Look at like prime man city.
Look at prime fucking man city.
Great example.
De Bruyne, Holland, Rosary.
They have these disgusting midfielders
and they have a solid defense.
And then you have one clinical striker,
like Harry Kane, Byron, great fucking flow.
Irving Holland, Manchester City,
you get one clinical striker who is just so physical,
they're just gonna run you all game,
their positioning is amazing,
their finishing is amazing.
This is like a FIFA team.
Real Madrid is a FIFA team, bro.
I'm sorry, that is the facts.
Their best player is Val Verben.
That is their best player.
Facts, end of story.
It's not LARP.
Chat, Madrid has gotten worse since Mbappe joined.
It's not LARP.
New World Cup song?
No way.
No fucking way.
Oh, chat, bite it away.
It's not 100% confirmed yet.
But this is not 100% the first.
Me, Marlon, Ron, and maybe one other streamer
might be going to the World Cup quarterfinals game in Miami.
And we're gonna be able to stream from it.
In the suite, insane.
But not 100%, not 100%, pretty good chance.
Pretty good chance.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Okay, now this is a World Cup song, bro.
This is a World Cup song.
Like I don't know what the fuck Jell-E-Ball is doing.
This is a World Cup song, buddy.
What stadium is this, bro?
Did I know this stadium?
Is that MetLife Stadium?
I don't know what stadium that is.
Mario Canada Rio de Janeiro.
Oh, I thought they were gonna do
in the World Cup final stadium.
I by, is I by, is I by, so.
Okay, wait, what was I just gonna say?
What was I just going to say?
Check out Adidas ad?
Check out your replay in chess.
You had a brilliant cat.
No, I didn't.
Doggie got a new best in grief?
Vaz!
Doggie got a new best in grief.
Oh my god, he did.
Verifying grief top 180 4% brother.
He went up 1% in eight months.
Chat, what's going to happen first?
Jinxie beats deadlocked or doggy beats grief?
What's actually going to happen first?
That is a great question.
How
Dude my favorite thing about these videos is the heart rate bother
I'm gonna predict his gets up to like 170
Now 180 180 180
I've loved the music on this level, man. The music on this level is so fucking good.
Okay, 123 heartbreak. He's used to this.
Bro, but, Chad, like, just look at how tight it is. Literally, if you pause at any point in time,
look at how tight this is.
Do you see this, bro? Look at how tight that is, bro.
I
Bro, oh my god
One sixty seven
All he died to a party doesn't normally die too because he probably just practice most that part all the time
Oh, bro, you guys went up 1% in one year.
That is actually insane.
Bro, that is actually fucking insane, bro.
Oh my God.
But how it's going to work is it's like the thing with geometry dash is it's
not like he's just going to go 1% every time.
There's going to be a time where he just literally like one tries it.
Like he'll get to 85% and he's just never gonna look back. He's gonna instantly be because like it it could have happened in the next 10 seconds here 15 seconds
It's crazy to think about it, but he's 15 seconds away from being done with like a year and a half of work
But he's done
insane bro
actually insane
Actually insane chat. What is the adidas ad? I don't know what that it is
Oh, they do this World Cup at?
Oh my God, I'm so excited for the World Cup, bro.
Hey, listen to me.
Do I know about soccer or nothing?
Timothy Chathamay?
Do you know about football?
Hey, can we hurry this up, please? Let's go.
Listen, bro, I have a team. They're legit.
Okay, we're on the way. We're in the car right now.
Thank you.
Hey, can you give me one second?
Hey, where are you?
Let's go! Bobbinos! Let's go!
I'm coming! I'm coming! What are you doing?
Hi Leo. This whole thing ends today.
Steve!
Leo Messi?
What's the hold up?
I need three Trinity.
I need three.
Is he here?
He's actually going or what?
Battle game.
Patience.
Hey!
Here he is! Let's go!
WHOA!
THE MEDIA MALL IS IN IT!
My dream team!
OH MY GOD!
Okay, okay.
Everybody know each other?
Great chemistry.
Okay, fuck it all up, here's the deal.
We're going to a game.
3 on 3, win or go home.
No referee, no-
Who is this, Chad?
Uh, uh, uh, is she a pro?
Who is this, Chad?
Who is that?
Rodman, Trinity Rodman, pro footballer?
Rules, street rules, exactly. Everybody else locked in!
Wait, did LaMine?
Wait, LaMine speaks English? Does he?
When her go home, no referee, no rules, street rules, exactly.
Wait, what? Does LaMine speak English?
Everybody else locked in! Like LaMine.
I didn't know that.
Who are we playing?
Uh...
It's a local crew.
Not a fire engine!
Hey!
You ever think you know? Forget it.
It's a local crew.
They haven't lost since 1996.
It's not a winning streak.
It's a legend.
Wait.
1986?
96.
That's the year. Maybe 95.
People argue about it. I don't argue.
I say 96.
Three kids.
Climbing on a patch of concrete between apartment buildings.
Isaac.
Ruthie.
And uh...
Hold on. What's his name?
So they start off playing kids their age they win.
Who the fuck?
Easy.
Then older kids.
They win.
Then guys twice their size.
They win.
Of course they win.
Otherwise there's no story.
So word gets around.
All kinds of crews come to take them down.
The guys are playing jeans.
Skinny jeans.
Who knows why?
They always skin.
Honestly, respect.
The peckers, the trash talkers, even the bruisers.
I don't want any time, no matter who showed up.
This crew took him down.
Who's not next?
That's it?
What?
No, I'm building something.
Anyways.
Bro, why would you play football on concrete, bro?
That's literally how you die.
That is how you die, bro.
Chad, you would die like that.
This crew took him down.
Who's not next?
In a fence?
That's it?
What?
No, I'm building-
Unless you just do no physicality rules.
Look at me something.
Anyway, so now it's like 2002.
So he's six feet tall, he's a cousin,
I'm just feeding you.
And guess who showed up?
Beckham.
Is that David Beckham?
Beckham.
Not Beckham.
Buscutter Beckham.
Or was it Blonde Beckham?
Hold each other bro.
Stop Beckham.
Even more Beckham. Doesn't matter.
It's David Beckham.
He didn't show up alone either.
He's the greatest midfielder of all time.
Hey, see, see, see, see, see that's real! Do not argue with me on this.
Who else?
De Pierro.
Three legends, peak of their powers against three local kids.
First three...
First goal...
Wait, but how did they do this, though?
Because...
But Zidane is old now and Beckham and Del Pierro.
Is it all A.I.?
bro chat how did they do that oh my god AI bro first goal why didn't they just
get a messy messy like Adidas is number one guy
It's gone
Everyone thinks this got to be it the story ends here
I'm not getting it, but the football gods had other play bro. That's so AI bro
Dance suddenly these kids remember hey, this is all
Oh, my God.
Who goes just like that all tied up?
And then this is the part that kills me.
The kid with the glasses, he hits Zodan with his own moves.
Oh, man.
The roulette.
Oh, Zodan.
Oh, my God.
They say Zodan didn't speak for a week.
That's cold.
Anyway, time passes.
Nobody can challenge them.
So they challenge themselves.
We're like, we back to this camp.
Only violence.
Off the crossbar, with their weapons.
It's all true.
How many people know about this?
Everybody knows.
People are talking all kinds of crazy stuff.
Depele!
Rapina!
Pedrige!
Minali!
Farts!
Florian Farts!
Minali.
Here we are.
Okay, let me level with you.
I may have told arguably the greatest player on the planet that I could end this today.
So don't embarrass me.
Alright, let's go.
Hey, look down.
You see that?
You said no one can beat him.
Let's find out, huh?
Bro, Messi has to be in this, bro.
He's up next.
Hey, hey, hey!
They got next, right there.
That's my team.
He said, Leo, at the start of the video, Messi's gonna show up, I guarantee it.
Hey, my team, right there.
Yeah, here we go.
Here we go, lock in, lock in, let's go!
The guy delivered or the guy delivered?
At the end of the day.
What did I fucking say?
What did I say?
Bro, Adidas commercial, he said Leo.
Just holy aura, like, oh my god.
Chat, look at the aura, bro.
Look at the fucking aura.
Just look at the aura, dude.
Chat, oh my god.
Look at the aura, bro, and bad bunny.
Alright, yeah.
I think they can win.
Oh, we not?
They just gonna play.
Oh, it's alright.
Hey, you and my back up win.
I'm team!
Alright, it's like, bro, everybody's just world class touching this video.
Wow, what a commercial messy and LaMiglia mall in the commercial.
Holy crap, Raphinha Verz, Pejmi.
That's insane, bro.
That is insane.
What a commercial dude.
Holy shit.
By the way, it is CGI, not AI.
Bro, I didn't get a brilliant in my game.
You guys keep saying that I got a brilliant.
I didn't get a brilliant, bro.
There's no way.
Did I actually?
Wait, chat, how do I go to my matches to renown?
I'm on a new level.
Nah, there's no brilliant in here, see?
Chat, there's no brilliant. That middle game tactic was a game changer. What a comeback. He got a brilliant.
He got a brilliant chat. He got one.
All right, you're grabbing space in the center. You're unleashing a knight and staking a claim in the center.
Let's get it. You get a chance to capture. You grab that free pawn like a ninja's.
Your best move was to defend a pawn that they took your pawn for free.
You are now able to capture a pawn and win material after the pawn. You went from winning to almost equal. What happened?
You kept your cool and saved the Queen. Well done. You left your Queen hanging.
It's a free buffet for your opponent. You missed an opportunity to capture a
bishop and win material after the follow-up trades. Your opponent just
yoinked your Queen. No charge. Your opponent sacrificed the knight. Yeah, but
that's not brilliant because then I just took it back, bro. You recaptured easy-peasy.
Their bishop is now lost after that move. Your opponent just gave you the
chance to shine. Wait, what is the brilliant? What is the
brilliant?
What is the brilliant?
Zoink howdy office?
Did he verify it?
Oh, he's verifying a new a new new demon. Hello, everyone. This
is going to be quite a different style of video than I
usually do. Mostly discuss just Hello, everyone. This is going
to be quite a different style of video than I usually do.
Most of the discuss just gonna be me talking so.
So I started Heliopolis nine days ago as a recording list.
I originally started it as a kind of like fun project
to see just how far I can really get in 24 hours.
However, I got a lot further than I was expecting
to get 21% on my first day of playing a level.
And over this time, I noticed a lot of people on Twitter
and just a lot of social media platform
getting a little angry at me because I was playing it,
especially now that I continue to play it for a week.
A lot of people have asked me if I'm verifying the level now.
A lot of people ask me if I'm just gonna play it
for a week or two and then stop playing it.
I did originally say that I was just gonna play it
for two weeks back in eight.
Chad, where is the level?
Can we see his percentage thing?
I'm on a new level.
Oh, here it is, he's streaming.
So about that, he's streaming a little too difficult sometimes.
Bro, this level of absurd, bro.
Chat, you know what this is, bro?
This inspires me to play deadlocked.
This inspires me to beat deadlocked, but let me win one more game of chess, bro.
Let me, let me win one more game of chess because I'm on the greatest winning streak of my life.
Netherlands player!
What? I've never seen that opening. What the fuck is that?
Ready opening. I have never seen that. Why the fuck would you move a knight in front of a pawn?
All right, Karukan.
All right, this guy's playing like a psycho.
I'm probably going to like lose to this, bro.
The funny thing is, I'm probably going to lose to this.
Oh wait, he can't even pin this anymore.
Oh, he could actually move his knight, but where?
He can move it here.
I'm just going to take, I want to just mess up his pawn structure.
No, he's going to get his queen out now.
isn't this fine? Okay, I think I win this exchange. Because what happens now is I go here, and then
he takes me tonight, and then I take what the clock, no I lose. I need to get more development out,
and then we can win. I have to get more development out, and then we can win.
I've never played against somebody who did that opening. Bro, we might be able to get
500 elixir today chat if I just don't lose. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Should I take chat?
It seems tempting, but I don't know if I win because his queen just gets that last laugh.
What if I let him take and then we bring it to the square?
Yeah, let's do that. Let's just let him take and then bring it to the math square.
And now let's do this. We have like a powerful bishop. He's gonna take, but then I can castle this
way. But before I castle, I have to take back, obviously. What side do I want to take back? If I
do that, I have an empty file with my king. So I should probably do that. And then we still have
that god tier palm chain. I feel like that development is like grandmaster right now.
That's really good development chat.
Okay, he checks me. Probably the most pointless thing I've ever seen. I just get like, free development. He could just do that, but I mean, then I have an empty file.
He ends up moving his bishop in front of his queen.
queen. Your chat, I'm not even
kidding, but isn't this just a
fork? No, I can't do it because
the we have to kick. All right.
First things first, we have to
kick this Bishop. He's going to
take my screen just crashed.
He's going to take I'm going to
take castle this way working to the empty file if he decides to not take my
next place this he takes yep that was coming we take working to the empty
file castle save side develop night we castle he castles we castle walking
I'm trying to walk the fuck out of here.
This guy's 20 yellow higher than me,
so I might be able to get like 10 points for this one.
See now, here's the thing.
If I take, he takes with the queen.
All right, let's just do that.
He's gonna take, I feel like I should not did that though.
If he takes with the pawn, he's a jackass.
Okay, he didn't.
All right.
Now, why don't I just do this and that's pointless because he's queen is such a god queen.
It's so annoying, honestly.
We need to start attacking this guy.
Pretty hard.
Bro, this is a really good queen.
Look at this queen's vision, bro.
That's a good queen.
I'm scared about his queen.
Couldn't we just do something like this and then just like infiltrate.
I'm going to be honest chat I think my king safety is better than his right now though.
Oh he ends up blocking the infiltration really nicely.
But then I technically technically I could just do this.
And then we still have this and that we don't actually have that because of that but you get the point.
point right now we're just trying to threaten his night which his night goes
here it's dead here it's alive here it's alive here it's dead no it's a lot
there it's dead dead so his night can go here here or here it's not as three
potential squares now our next course of action bro we should really start
after having this guy's queen of death.
How do I do that?
It's gonna stem from this,
but I need to do this before I do that.
All right, I mean, God, nothing's hanging.
None of the shit is hanging right now.
So why don't we do...
Ow! My ear got stuck in my fucking headset. Okay. This plays tempting because I have that
pawn. Yeah, this plays tempting. But there's something, there's more flair to this. I know
there's something better we could do. I just can't find it to be honest. I think like this is such a
good play, but I have to like prove it with that or something. But if he takes, then he just has
the pawn. I don't know if that's a good play. But you know what this does now chat? This knight here
blocks this queen's vision of this side of the board. It doesn't matter though, because this
pawn is still protected by that knight. Jesus, bro, this guy can see everything.
But I feel like I've gotten so much better at chess in the last week.
Alright, so he does probably the best move.
This move is interesting because if he jumps the gun on it, he actually ends up...
There's a couple of moves here.
This is fun because if he thinks it's hanging, we take his queen, which he's 450, he could
fall for this.
But ultimately he's just going to move his rook to like here or here, or here or here.
I mean, he has so many moves, but there is always a chance he just blunders it all.
Okay, so now we have a couple of options.
I need more support with my, um, our next best move is probably just this and the map.
Okay.
He moved quick.
He like pre-moved almost.
Now, here's what I want to do.
I want to do this, but I want to see how this maps out for me.
Oh my God.
If he takes, I take, but then he takes.
So what if we push it this way?
This pawn is keeping him in the game.
So our job is to remove this pawn from the equation.
If I move this way, it's still the same exact result.
Is there some weird sack I could do?
There is.
What if I do this?
Take, take, holy fuck that's a disgusting line.
Why don't I do this, take, look like I'm blundering, take and then if not he has to move his rook regardless.
He's building checkmate here though.
Can we ignore this for one more move and execute our like master plan?
Surely we can.
Bro this move looks nasty.
Bro this move looks so smart chat oh no but he could take like that oh my god never mind
that move is horrible.
Bro wait he just messed up he needed that pawn wait no he messed up guys that's the
end of the game.
Remember he needed that pawn to trade that queen out.
We advance back to here, and then we push, and then he's fucked.
Nobody has the knight covering.
This guy's so blessed!
Holy shit, I hate this guy.
I can't do anything.
I can't break through.
He can't break through either.
Neither of us can break through.
How's that checkmate that doesn't make any sense?
It's not checkmate.
Oh, because of the porn.
Jesus Christ.
Because of the fucking porn.
I just got checked to be a porn.
Um...
Wow.
FUCK!
PURPIT PORPIT!
I didn't see it.
Wow.
Thank you.
You
You know, I don't know.
Yo chat.
Here's what I realized today, bro.
Chad, here's what I have realized. Here is what I have realized.
If Zoink can verify all of these extreme demons and Doggie can get 84% on grief,
I could beat Deadlock, bro. Like, I could beat Deadlock. Deadlock. That's what I have realized,
bro. I could beat Deadlock. Chad, is it coming up or is it a game capture?
Is it working?
Jack, can you guys see it?
Can you guys see the game?
Can you see it?
You can play on Petroler.
Wait, what?
Hi, guys, can we just do display capture on Jump Trudash?
Didn't we used to do that for like a year straight?
Can we just do display capture, have us?
No?
It won't work.
We did it for like 16 months,
but if it's broken now or something.
Yo, oh my god, I'm using controller on John Trash.
What?
Bro.
Oh my god.
Guys.
Guys, I did not know you could do this.
I did not know you could do this.
Guys.
I'm going to beat this.
I'm going to beat it.
Wait, maybe not.
This might actually be harder.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, I'm using controller.
I'm John Trash.
Wait, maybe not. This might actually be harder. I'm not even kidding.
Bro, I'm using controller. I'm down to dash.
What?
Guys!
Bro, I didn't know you could use Controller on Chowchowdash, what the hell?
I did not know that, what?
But that was a good ass run, for like our third run on controller that was a pretty good run.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm the goat of controller, dude.
To be fair it is one bite, so like,
I just like the way that it feels in my hands.
All right, pause.
Like, actually pause.
Nine.
Chet, should I keep you as a controller?
Chet, should I keep you as a controller or no?
Use mouse.
Bro, that is funny.
Dude, I didn't know it has more delay.
Oh, I didn't know you could do that though.
That's actually so sick.
Here we go boys.
It's time to beat Deadlocked man.
It's time.
Yeah, I think controller does have more input to land in the mouse.
try this time though
Why am I doing so bad?
What?
That one's a tap.
That one's a tap, that one's a fucking tap.
It's crazy. I have done that individual wave portion at that this point drive chat
I've probably done that wave portion a thousand times, and I still die on it all the time
But yeah, it's actually so hard
Bro unbiasedly they should have put this at like 90% some of the enemies would be cinema
Cuz like it's still just like I'm still gonna die on it, you know
I think what I could start doing is tapping less, but I like like butterfly tapping, you
know what I mean?
Yeah like I could do that but like I think you get more consistency if you master that
Like, then you get the rhythm.
But I like trying to keep my, like, boat straight.
It's very satisfying to me.
like oh my god it's it's it's so hard
at this part down
like this why I don't play this fucking level this why I do not play this shit
I beat clubstep, I beat Electro or whatever the fuck it's called, Electro something or
theory of everything too.
I just I can't play this level just because of the first wave portion.
It's just too annoying.
It's too fucking annoying.
Just knowing that 70% of my life's on death, I'm dead there because on clubstep once I
got to 40%, I was getting to 40% free today.
On this level, like, I just die at 19%, 70% of the time.
All right, all right, all right
Oh, you're one millisecond of a hair off, you're dead!
Oh, oh, you're one centimeter off, you're dead!
Time to respawn!
Gotta try again!
If you actually think clubstep is harder than, uh, uh, uh, Deadlock, you're literally a-a-a-a fucking idiot.
You have the eye to of a fish.
It's like a huge gap.
What?
Like, I'm not even jumping at anything!
How is that a dead-
Alright, let's back to 32%.
How many attempts do I have in this level?
Like, here's the annoying thing.
Like, yes, I can practice 32%, that's good, that's all fine and dandy.
Me home, me home, me home, I gotta get through the wave portion.
That's 80% of my deaths.
Of course, I first tried and practiced, I ate my fucking life on this game.
I actually hate this fucking game.
Is this actually happening?
Okay. I almost like inted there just so I couldn't.
So if you all ever did that, like intentionally inted on a practice mode run so you don't hate yourself.
I was about to say I swear we got the first Travis.
I would need to go further back so I fucking hate practice mode.
Oh my god and then I have to get the checkpoint ready.
your skin what yo yo that part's disgusting
What?
How?
I'm done. It's a frame perfect.
What else do you want me to call this?
I've been a frame perfect.
How? How, Sway? How, Sway? How, Sway?
Is that not a frame perfect?
It's easy. Get fucking perma-band, Marion.
It's not easy.
Buffer your click. I hate people say that.
Buffering clicks has never once worked for me.
It's never once worked. It's never once worked.
I just- I just pre-jump and die.
I just fucking die.
So it's a tap?
It's a tap?
I just want to be clear that I did not bump my click there.
You have to do everything reactive in this game.
Okay.
Alright.
So I get through the two spikes, which is this much space to work with, and then I still
die.
And then I still die.
Alright.
I'm never beating this level. Listen, bro. Like, I'm not ever beating this shit.
And then we're just riding to more help.
Just chits.
My mouth spanned that guy.
My mouth just spanned anybody that's talking about my tits.
Here's the practice you guys wanted.
Let me know.
Let me know what I'm practicing.
Let me know when I'm ready to go.
Coach.
Coach, throw me in the game, Coach.
I swear to God I will let you down, Coach.
Just throw me in there, Coach.
I swear to God I will let you down.
Not all the amount of practice in the world is going to fix this.
There is no practice!
What is that? What the fuck is that?
Okay.
It's cool. Practice 35% for 10 minutes, dial up two.
Cool.
This is why I don't want to practice. I don't want to play the mode.
I just want to put this fucking level.
Because I've done that wave portion 1,000 times. It doesn't matter.
I'm either gonna get it or I'm not.
I'm never beating this level.
Fuck this level!
Dead ass!
Fuck this fucking level!
Frame perfect Frank over there
I'm never beating that level guys.
I'm never beating that level.
I'm not ever beating that level.
I'm never beating that level.
It's a fucking waste of time.
It's like a wave portion in the double frame perfect fuck that level dead ass fuck that
fucking level dead ass fuck that level I might actually never load up geometry dash again
just to not even look at that much.
I have no words, bro.
I have no fucking words.
I have no words, fuck deadlocked.
I'm never playing that game again.
And yeah, fuck deadlocked, fuck the wave portion,
fuck the frame perfect, fuck it all.
I'm literally I'm literally literally I'm gonna lose my mind if I play that game again
I can't ever play that game again it is the most rage-ducing game in the world
it's just a torquish simulator that's all that fucking game is it's just a fucking torquish simulator
fuck that I'd rather not I just pre-move on accident
Don't I just win up. I went upon right.
Don't I went upon.
My tweak it.
What is my opponent drunk.
What's the gambit here.
I'm so confused.
Yeah, but now if he runs he just loses that so
Am I up for material now for nothing?
There's no way I like there's no way this guy's this bad
He has to have a trick
He has to have a trick, he has to have a trick.
There's I've refused to believe he doesn't have a trick to this.
Well if he did he would have already played it.
So that's game because he runs his bishop, he loses his knight, he runs his knight, he
loses his bishop and he has no way of, that's just game, we could castle this way, I think
we should cast in this way because his cards are untouched.
What's he going to do?
He moves that.
Okay, now he just loses his.
Yeah, I mean, okay, let's think.
If I take like this, I lose the game.
If I take like that.
He takes, and then I just take his night.
So all of his material is gone.
I mean if he does this it's just yet another trade like yeah, I have like open files and stuff
But at the end of the day I have to stop for material and time. It's no way no way I lose
Bro this I'm telling you this guy has some weird plans. I have a feeling I've been building this guy has some weird ass plans
I'm feeling this is all just a trick. I'm just gonna get checkmated, but I mean I might only place that so if he takes I
I take and then oh my god he wins the brook if I take like that he wins the
rook so if I take like this bro I almost sold chat now he loses the game
now he loses the game chat I'm a soul I'm a soul I'm a soul I'm a soul I'm a soul
but I literally almost sold okay he ends up doing that and then he just
his queen. All right, you resign now.
Bro, I love like the last game of chess, which is an absolute sweat fest, but then this game, it's like this guy's just throwing material at my head. He did almost finesse me though.
He almost finesse me. I'm not going to lie to you.
Why don't I just check him?
We attack him, Winnis Pawn attack the brook.
He has to move right there
and then we're attacking that in that.
Ooh, he finds that, it's actually a good shout by him.
It's a great little shout from him.
It's fine though, we don't really care.
We just move here now, avoid of all danger.
So like we should probably start developing
or we're just gonna keep getting pressed.
This pins his bishop, which is fun.
Do that, maybe.
And he takes like that.
This is fun.
Let's just have fun, bro, we're up 15 material.
I lose this, I just deserve to quit.
Boom, move on to our knights.
Calf, just stop calf, I don't know what the fuck I'm thinking.
Just calf.
Push that.
Yesterday was night, this pawn push
should have happened like yesterday.
Cause then let's keep pushing it and the jump happens and then we have like that whole thing.
This should be our next move on how to percent though.
Every day of the week.
Every day of the goddamn week.
Every day we leave.
You can't have me sheep.
Ooh, that's check.
That's kind of fun.
Sort of pointless though.
Sort of a one mover.
Bro, I want to do like.
I want to check meet him, bro.
I want to check meet him in like a very sexy way.
Bro, okay.
This guy's like time syncing and he's down 15 material.
I feel like it'd be more efficient, Alex, to just, Alex,
I feel like it'd be more efficient
to literally just resign, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah, this play happens.
Now what do you do?
I feel like it would have been way more efficient
to just resign.
Okay, checks me.
We just offer a trade.
No harm, no foul. Offer a trade. We'll trade all the material out because we're up 15 material.
That is weird. So why don't I just check you now, bro? Since we're going to check, let's
just check. Now I check you. His only move is that or that. He's probably going to opt
to do that. You never know, though, he could do that too.
Not if it's good, though. He's probably just going to do this or this
realistically. I know there's a checkmate on the board. There
always is. We have this now. Okay, he decides to do that.
Interesting. We're just going to do. Let's see, this play is kind
of fun because now we're threatening backrank me. Yeah, we're threatening backrank mate
with this. Should I take the Bishop first or just tell this guy to go fuck himself? Oh
no. Let's take the Bishop first. Yeah, let's take the Bishop and then let's threaten backrank
mate like that we can't threaten it anymore wait yeah we can fuck yeah we can
all right i have mate in
i've made in two let's do this that's checkmate unless he does that or that
He has two moves to stop me. That, that, that, or that.
He has four moves to stop me.
Let's see if he finds one of the four moves to stop me.
Yes. This move, this move, this move, this move.
doesn't work. This doesn't work. He only has this palm push, this, this, this, and he did
not stop me. No, I forgot about the rook. Wow, what a cringe lord. Wait, no, no, no,
We can make this, because look, this is, this is Czech, he has one tile to move into, bro
there has to be Czech made on this board bro, I'm sorry, I refuse to believe there isn't.
Can I just do that?
I mean, what's the harm in that?
I'll take a fucking rook buddy.
For I love it how this guy's gotten four ponds and look at what I've gotten.
Alright, now!
Ladies and gentlemen, I bequeath upon you a fork.
I bequeath upon you a fork.
And then another rip-take.
And backrank me.
No, it's not because he has the fucking night to cover.
This guy is actually like plot armored out this guy's plot armor.
He has the knife to cover, are we dead ass?
Pin?
Now you're checkmated.
You have to be checkmated now.
He could do this.
That's what he's gonna do.
Okay.
Now you're checkmated.
Yes, that.
Oh my fucking God.
Oh my God, he has that to cover.
Wow.
I actually can't checkmate this guy.
We would, okay.
That blunders my queen.
See, I don't know why, but I feel like this is checkmate,
but it's not because my queen dies.
Alright, let's just do this, and now that rope can't move for the rest of the game.
Oh wait, I just blundered my queen, what?
Alright chat, well it's official, I'm the worst chess player of all time.
Oh I'm about to blunder my bishop too while I'm at it.
Oh I just blundered that, no I didn't know that.
Yeah, I'm the worst chess player of all time.
Well shit, now we got a ball game on our hands chat.
Now we got a fucking ball game.
I mean, I'm still up nine material.
All right, six material.
Get the rook into the second rank.
Bro, I cannot believe I just blooded my queen.
This play needs to happen, let me support it with some like night bullshit.
I didn't make sure I don't get backranked made it by the stroke.
Yep, here it comes.
I always get backranked here.
So what happens in this scenario?
If he moves the knight, he has backrank made in one.
know what chat we're just gonna take zero fucking chances we're just gonna take
no chances and just do this because I'm not getting back rank mated right now
I would rather literally die oh I just pinned my bishop doing that now nice now
my bishops pinned this is turning into a fucking flaming building if he does this
we kind of just lose the game yeah all right cool my bishop has nowhere to go
So if he does that, this is actually impressive how fucked we shit I am, I'm gonna lose,
I'm gonna lose Chad, I'm gonna lose.
Well we can't get back ranked anymore.
Okay he ends up opening it up.
Alright let's trade rooks, let's trade rooks.
Yep, I'm not even gonna think, let's trade rooks.
Please just let me trade.
Please God let me trade, please.
Just trade rooks and keep it simple.
Roots and keep it simple please please fuck fuck fuck trade rocks please trade
rocks Alex Alex please I'm begging you Gucci please Gucci please
all right well now that our bishop has an escape route
We could create a God Bishop right here.
I cannot believe I was up 22 material and I'm up 6.
But at the end of the day, we're up 6 materials.
Who fucking cares?
Yeah, I'm so glad we set that escape route up.
Now we have that.
We have a little bit of an unkillable Bishop.
I feel like I should start eating pawns and converting.
Like I want to convert this pawn,
but I have a feeling I'm just gonna get like
backranked or something, but I can't get backranked now.
My king has so many tiles to run to.
I want to do something like this and like trap his knight.
Right, this just has to be a good play.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, this is fun.
Because look, his rook has to move now,
but then he loses his night.
Now he could just move his rook here.
Oh, wait, yeah, I'm literally an infant.
I'm like a baby child.
I'm like a toddler.
Hey, we got the pawn though.
Who cares, right?
Am I right or am I right?
Got the pawn.
This is a little long range check.
Oh, but it's not.
But then we could do this and then we could check.
All right, move the knight again.
Oh, he just hung his rope. He just hung his rope. What, like, what, what the f...
He just hung his rope, guys. Like, what am I doing?
Oh, wait, he hung his knife, too. Alright, that's game. That's game. That's game. That's game.
Yes! Yes!
Alright, maybe I should slow down a little bit next time. Jesus Christ, I went fast.
Maybe next time we slow down a teensy-weensy bit, there's another check, he's gonna go
like here or something stupid, and then, if I go here, this is Jackmaine, like I swear
to God if this isn't Jackmaine, I'm quitting Jess, because the knight protects the queen,
The bishop protects the knight.
How's that not checkmate?
Is this checkmate?
Because the knight protects the queen.
Every day we live, you can't tell me shit.
One more game for the boys.
We're playing against a psychopath who's getting his queen out instantly.
Oh, that's why you don't pre-move.
I'm never pre-moving again in my opening.
Of course.
I've never once pre-moved my opening and it's never once to matter.
The one time I do pre-move my opening,
he brings his queen out early and I hang my bishop.
That is the most Nicholas Stewart
like fashion of losing a piece I've ever seen.
Like that's the shit that only happens to me.
I have never, ever in my life,
ever pre-move my opening.
The one time I do it, he gets his queen out
and the second move and it hangs my bishop.
All right.
I'm actually, like, disgustive.
I'm actually fucking- I literally want to puke, but it's all good, man, because I shouldn't
be pre-moving my opening anyway, so.
It is what it is, bro.
How is that not- oh, it's because of that.
Where can your queen actually go?
I'm not even getting it.
Where can your queen go?
Here, no, dad.
Here alive, dead or alive.
Bro, is his queen trapped?
Let's see if we can trap his queen.
That would be a fun way to swing this game around.
His queen actually can't go backwards
and it can't go forwards.
It's kind of stuck here in this general vicinity.
Bro, if I can get a pawn here, it's just wraps. It's early this game over.
I think I'm gonna do it. If I get a pawn here, it's just game. Your queen's just fucking dead. Let me get the pawn there, please!
I want to like chat chat. I want to trap his queen so bad. Okay, if I do this, his queen
is under fire. Let's think here. She's alive. Dad. Dad alive. Dad. So okay. Dad. Alive.
Dude, this is why you shouldn't play an infant like this guy and run your queen around because
this is like, look at his development right now.
Okay.
I'm not even kidding.
If I do this, he's just gonna run it back.
But like, to be honest, do we even care?
Bro, I kind of just want to make this guy run his queen around all game.
Cause like dude, if I do this.
Oh, he can take.
I'm so bad at chess, chat.
And now my game's dead.
Yeah, I just, I can't, I can't even make up how bad I am.
That's so bad, chat.
That's so fucking bad, guys.
Hey, you never know.
Queen still trapped am I right can I get a high five here yeah just eat all my
pieces keep playing like a toddler bro it's literally only fucking work because
I pre-moved for the first time in my life I've never once premed my opening but
keep playing like a toddler dude you'll definitely keep ranking up only one
because I've removed I move here he just runs away this is so unbearable this is
fucking unbearable. He's only moving his fucking plane!
His only safe square is here. No, here. Is this his only safe square? Oh no, it's
right there. Okay, maybe I go here. What happens now, bro? Shall I just like castle and just
fucking forget about this guy? Yeah, I'm just gonna castle and literally tell the sky, oh,
no, because now my night's dead. Bro, this is so boring. Like this is just like this
This is just lobotomy chat.
This is so fucking boring, dude.
Why can't you castle if you're in check?
Because doesn't it get you out of check?
Like, doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, pre-move.
Like, I would legitimately punch this guy's square in the face.
I'm not even kidding.
It's because I already moved my king or something.
Oh, I'm in check again.
All right.
in my only way out of the check is not being able to cast him anymore.
Yeah, I really do hate this guy.
This is probably the most ever hated somebody in my life.
I want to win so bad.
I've never premoved an opening.
It's never mattered.
Anyways, the one time I premoved an opening, he gets his queen out early
and I lose my bishop and then I just get this endless sequence of just being under threat.
Can't castle now because this guy's literally a chud. Can't castle.
Take something I could do this and start fucking you in the ass please.
Alright, I'm gonna go full brain power to win this game.
I'm gonna go full brain power chat.
Yeah, he just has 86 different ways of attacking me, bro, this is like so stupid, it's so
stupid and dumb and boring.
So what's going to happen, bro?
You take, and then I do this, and then you take my brook.
I mean, like, this is just, oh my god.
It only worked because I pre-moved.
All right, we have a queen and a dream.
I don't, there's no other way to win this.
Of course my bishop only has two squares to go to and they both out of the queen and if
I don't do anything it dies to the queen anyways and then this happens and then this happens.
Wow.
I mean this is actually the most mad I've ever been in my life I think.
Yeah.
It's all just because I pre-moved.
I mean you are so fucking bad.
It's all just because I pre-moved.
This guy's literally an infant.
All right, take like that, I guess.
And then he takes that, takes that, square.
But then maybe I could get out of this situation.
All right, we're not in check.
So that's our one window of opportunity to win.
he's gonna do this.
Oh yeah, he's just gonna be a corn ball anyways.
You want the queens in and you're down material
is nothing you can do.
Cause yeah, he just does this and the game ends, yeah.
Well, hey, maybe we can trap his queen now.
Let's see if we can trap his queen.
This move maybe traps it.
What happens now, bro?
Nah, he'll just take it, doesn't matter. Queens are infinite.
I'm uh, I'm gonna burn my PC, I think. I think I'm gonna set my PC on fire right now.
Yeah, I'm gonna set my PC on fire, I think, chat.
Please Blunder. Please fucking Blunder. Please God Blunder.
Please fucking blunder.
He has no development. It's like an even game right now.
Like this guy is so bad. He touched one pawn and then moved his queen 20 times.
All right, here comes the greatest comeback of all time, can't take, knows he can't take.
Here comes the greatest comeback in the history of chess.
This queen just sees everything.
How can we come back?
Let's see.
He just has a god queen.
I don't know what else to say.
All right, you're gonna take with the Bishop.
So here comes comeback season.
He has ladder mate in two moves, but my sequence is faster, I think.
Now, bro, there's just no way to do this.
There's no fucking way to do this.
I can't, like, there's no matter how many times I look at this, I just can't see it.
If I take, he takes with that.
If I push, there's no way to win this, bro.
There's actually no way to win.
You actually cannot win in this position.
I don't know if Magnus could win here.
I just need him to literally lag out.
That's it.
All right, we have to get, we have to sack the night.
It's our only way of winning. We have to sack the night.
I was going to say, if he doesn't take, he loses.
All right.
We have.
I mean, when I say zero way of winning this, I actually mean zero, just a lag out is about it chief.
All right, let's put some pressure on him.
Oh, he has checkmate. Yeah.
That's the most mad I've ever been chat. That's the most mad I've ever been.
That is the most mad I've ever been in my life.
I pre-moved one time, and then my entire board just got lit on fire from one pre-move. Wow.
All right, enough rage inducing games for Kanae. Let's play Siege. Now chat. As you can tell by the
title, we need five coppers and five champions. Okay, we're going to do console because
PC could be fun, but it would just be too much work to set it up.
We'd have to get 10 people to do a Discord into two Discord calls.
Should we do this? Chef, should we do PC with Discord?
Hi, guys, do you think we can set that up?
We would have to make, we'd have to get a lobby,
we'd have to get everybody added through UbiConnect.
Hi, guys, what do you think?
Chef, PC would be more fun probably,
but the thing is, it'd be harder to set it up.
What do you guys think, what do y'all think, should we do PC, because then, bro, that'd
be sick.
Maybe run a poll on this.
I mean, chat, like, I know it's more entertaining, but I don't even know if it's even possible
because like you guys actually have to be locked.
It doesn't have to join a, probably a Discord server,
and I advise, I think.
And then you'd have to have,
I advise you to have to add y'all on 10 people
on UbiConnect.
Highlights, if it makes it easier,
you could be one of the champs.
That way, we don't have to find four champs,
if that a five.
So we would need 10 people to join a Discord server
without leaking a Discord server.
We would need two different team calls,
one for coppers, one for champs.
I mean, that would be cinema.
It would be actually cinema. I'm down.
We've never done a custom on PC chat. We've done all of them on console.
But the thing I like about it is like we'd have two calls,
which is good. Chat, run a poll.
Do you guys want this to be on PC or console? This is going to be cinema.
This is going to be cinema.
Don't put on PC or console. It'd be such a grind to set it up. Highbives.
You'd have to add them, then ask for their discords,
Invite them all to a Discord server and then have none of them leak it.
And when we say copper, like we mean either copper or unranked, but don't be a fucking smurf,
because if you're a smurf, I'm literally going to ban you on everything.
And we're just going to immediately leave the lobby and end it.
PC slash unranked, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, can you vote on this poll, please? Vote, vote, vote,
vote, vote, vote, chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote. Okay, it's looking like PC. Okay,
Okay, it's looking like PC.
All right, let's do it.
I'm down.
So first things first, me and High Vives need to add,
let's call it four champs and five coppers.
We'll make High Vives one of the PC champs
because this is a champion on PC before.
Then what we're gonna do is once you get added,
we're gonna get everybody in a lobby.
First things first, we're gonna get everybody in a lobby.
Coppers on one side, champions on the other.
The champs have one life, the game goes up to seven.
We might do it to eight though,
just to make it more cinematic.
I don't know, we'll see.
But we'll make it to eight, why not?
We're gonna get five PC coppers, five PC champs.
The champs have one life each.
If you die at any point in time, you leave the game.
First things first, we're gonna get everybody in the lobby
and then we're gonna try the absolute nightmare
getting 10 people to join a Discord server without leaking it with no way of contacting them.
Hi, guys, maybe Twitter or something.
We'll figure it out.
Hi, guys, first things first.
Hi, Mike, I'm going to make a lobby with me and you, and then we'll start adding and inviting people.
Jack, let's get the champions first and then we'll get the coppers.
Okay.
Now, are there any champs that I already have added that we want to play?
Examples, stop and may go.
You know what I'm saying?
Whatever the fuck. High-vives is going to play hopefully if he wants to play it because then that's one last person to get to do it all.
But yeah, this will be said about chat. PC will be more entertaining, frames will look better, the gameplay will be better too.
There would also be less game crashing. Part of the reason why I want to do this on PC is if you have an old gen console and your game crashes, it's good.
I'm going to start working on the settings.
High-vives start adding people.
High-vives start getting people on your friends list, okay?
And then high-vives start privately asking for their Discord servers.
Like how much you're going to have to grind.
I'm not even going to buy.
Start adding people and then privately asking for their Discord's because you need 10 people
added on UbiConnect, 10 people out on Discord, then make the Discord server.
We make a team call for the conference and a team call for the channel.
And then we have literal cinema, but it will be a grind to set up, but it will be literal
cinema.
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to start setting up the game.
So for the game, we are going to make it up to eights.
Okay, we'll do, I guess we could do organ.
Yeah, organ is just the most entertaining.
Okay, we'll do organ.
We'll do a 10 sec or 15 second fan base.
We'll do a short prep, like 30 second prep.
Actually, no, let's do a full prep because I want the the chance me to have time to set it up because this is not going to be an easy challenge for them at all
This is not going to be an easy challenge for them. I especially on PC
All right, here we go here we go here we go now if it goes up to
Chad if it's if they need to win eight rounds it would be
15 or 14? 14, chat 14, 14, 14, right? I'm going to drag chat to my right-side monitor
by the way. 15, 8 plus 7? That makes sense, chat. You're right, you're right, you're right,
Okay, this is gonna be cinema.
All right, eight plus seven, overtime rounds off
because we want the game to, we can't do overtime.
Number of rounds 15, blah, blah, blah.
45 second prep.
All right, this sounds to be chat.
If you're a PC cop or type of Ubisoft connect,
High Vibes is gonna add you.
All right, High Vibes is gonna add you.
And y'all need to have discord too like ready to roll. Y'all gotta have discord. Y'all gotta have discord.
Alright, let's also sell on E-S in case there's EU players. Alright man, the game has been created.
We need five champions with one life versus five coppers. The champs need to win eight rounds.
Eight rounds. The coppers need to literally just kill all the champions. That is it. It's that simple. It's gonna be cinema.
If you're a PC copper type of Ubisoft connect and your discord in the chat so have as can add you on both
If you're a PC champ type of Ubisoft connect and discord in the chat so have as can add you on both over there
Pre-fucking cinema by the way pre-sigma
Pre-literal fucking cinema like literal fucking cinema
All right, I invited advice. I'm gonna go tinkle
I'm going to go take a chat type your shit in the chat.
you
Yo chat what is good are we ready guys okay hi guys yo hi guys hi guys how's it coming
along. Hi, guys, how is it coming along, baby?
Oh, we're in the Discord server. Nice, guys.
Hello. Hi, guys, how is this coming along, my brother?
It is it is coming. It is coming. So I just gotta add people.
Yeah.
You can.
Yeah. How much time do you think it's going to be before everybody gets in the lobby?
Wait, I got one other champion.
I might have two champs. Do you care about the like what do you want for the champs?
You know what I'm saying? You don't want really good people or do you not care?
It's stacked up against the champs. It's stacked up against the champs. So a good champ is fine.
Who do you got like Mingo or something? No, no, no. Let's get some chatters. Let's see.
No, I don't care about that because the champs are going to be heavily stacked against they need to win eight rounds and it's going to progressively get harder throughout the game when they eventually die.
The big problem though, have eyes is if there's like a fake copper because he would just ruin the whole cost of you just kill everybody and then it'd be ruined.
They need to have like real coppers, which how do you even check like how old the account
is or something?
I mean, I don't really know.
On console, I don't see the gamer score, but I don't want to know how you can see on PC,
to be honest.
I mean, you could see with like, um, like account KDA matches like their win, their win loss,
things like that.
Real, real, real, real, real.
Yeah.
Yeah, all right, if I close this where does it leak anything or no, I'm not going to but just so I know
Let's see. I mean I could just delete it on my end. Hold up
See you in the game. Hold on
Hi there you go
You're gonna go
Chet's definitely a Gario
Champion champion
So I'm playing three I got three champs
You already got three champs. Nice spot. Nice spot.
Blockhead chat. Top one right now. Oh my god, I just find almost AFK'd into that guy.
Have you guys think I'm going to get top one of the garya?
Yeah, you got that bro.
Is that an ass bro?
I mean, if the server doesn't crash, no, no, a Gario is never going to crash again.
Chat.
I have a good feeling sometimes you just get these tingling sensations in your wiener
that just lead you to the light and bro, I think today bro, a Gario is not going to crash
and sing in a time chat like that.
That serious.
What in the world?
How is that?
Propop picture?
Yo, I understand how y'all have these profile pictures on a Gario.
How? How? How the fuck is that allowed? Your mic is low-key quiet? Uh, what do you mean?
Am I getting one guide? I don't know. Bro, what are these fucking...
Bro, how's that allowed?
Yo, oh my God.
Bro, bro, bro, how is that allowed?
Chat stop typing, whoa.
That's not my last name.
That's also not even my first name.
So you're wrong on both, you fucking idiot.
Okay.
Well, chat on the bright side, top 26, eh?
On the bright side, top 26, eh, chat?
It's Lil Dick Nick. Nope. That's also not my Nick. Please eat. What? I'm not big enough for that.
Say you swear. Nope. I'm not going by LDN or Lil Dick Nick, bro. Shut that shit up.
I'm getting huge over here, Chad. I'm getting absolutely itch. I'm getting itch.
All right.
Top twenty-seven.
I'm big enough. I'm big enough for him. I'm big enough.
Hey, stream helper. Stream helper right here. Right here. Yes. Stream helper. Yes. Right here. Right here. Yes. Yes. Right here. Right here.
What a guy. Top 25 y'all. A positive stream sniper. Amazing. Oh my god. I'm gonna die
to the llama. Yeah, I'm gonna die to the llama. I'm gonna die to the llama. I'm gonna die to the llama.
Okay, I got one copper, it's good, come here, Jenny.
Yeah.
Jinxie, you're a sperm.
All right.
No, that virus saved your life, bro.
That by only schnitzel, holy bone, it's there.
Bro that okay, how was that allowed bro? Why does a cardio not have any moderation? I don't understand
but it's gonna be a great game chat if a Garry all had moderations and
What's it called if a Garry all had moderations and working servers this can actually be a great game
All right, I don't know I do nothing wrong I get big and this guy just comes out of nowhere
Like what do I do? I have 0.5 seconds to react to that like boss. I guess I could have split but what's even the point
What is even the point y'all
What the hell is the point dude
Geo gas sir, I don't know if we have time for a chess game. How does it grab time or no?
Yeah, I'm gonna play Geo Getsu, why not?
Let's see if we can apply our skills we learned from Rainbolt, eh?
We learned from Rainbolt, Zigzag, Joe, One, let's see.
Bro, I'm not getting on comedy tonight, bro.
Shut that shit up!
I'm not kidding on comedy tonight.
Alright. Sun Method. My game's lagging.
Why does Steeleguessor never work?
West the Dallas.
West Dallas?
That's a USA sign.
Bro, this is Texas, y'all.
This is outside of Dallas, Texas.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, this is like,
this is right outside of Dallas, Texas.
I guess that's Portland, Oregon.
Okay, I'm gonna go with
I'm gonna guess, uh, dog shit fucking website.
Like why did none of these sites work?
Oh, Margot. All right, fine.
I might still need that that thing called that thing.
Nobody else better. Let's just run it. Yes, I am 18 y'all. Shadow, let's go.
It's not to us. They just it's not GG. It's not to us. It's not banned two days ago,
Twitch, uh, enough of them out on Muggle.
Literally, they just announced it.
Guys, it's not GGs.
I have the reaction time of like a squirrel.
We're good.
It's not GGs.
Guys, we're stepping back into the Muggle universe, bro.
Who's ready to get mobbed?
Who the fuck is ready to get mobbed?
Who's ready to get mobbed, bro?
Who's ready to get fucking mobbed?
Rosa sub one, put a fucking sock in it.
Who's ready to get mugged, y'all?
All right, does any website work?
Holy shit!
What's happening?
my god. Let's see. Yo, yo, how's it going, bro? It's going good so far. I'm just
mocking random innocent people, just mocking them. I'm just mocking innocent people. How
do you skip? Yeah, you should skip. You should skip buddy. You're not going to win this.
You should skip, baby.
Hey, hi, guys.
None of my websites are working.
Like, I know you're grinding over there, but holy shit!
What is happening?
What?
I'm lagging over here.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is happening today?
Dead ass, what's going on?
Is everything just breaking today on my PC?
Jesus Christ!
I need a new PC. I don't know. I don't know. I need a new PC. I don't know.
Let me guess. I'm going to infinitely connect and infinitely lag again and then we're here
random audio. $4,000 down the fucking drain. $4,000 down the fucking drain. Maybe the worst
PC of all time. I guess we just have to buy like a $39,000 PC to load a moggle. I don't know.
I can't load GeoGuessr. I can't load a moggle. Siege crashes once every four games.
League crashes once every five games. I don't know. I guess we have to spend a new Honda Accord
2025 to run a model.
It's a Wi-Fi problem. I have fiber internet though. Also, if it was a Wi-Fi problem, my stream wouldn't lag.
Or my stream would lag.
Oh
That's actually JXE!
Why is my website lagging?
Is it any desk?
I can't even think of what the issue could be.
Why is my website lagging?
What's happening?
Like, actually, what is this?
Oh, browser. Yeah, maybe we do a new browser.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
I'm down to try literally anything.
All right. New browser. Use Brave Firefox or Brave. Do I have to download Brave or something?
I'm downloading brain chat.
It's not a leak, shut up!
It's not a leak, bro, shut up!
All right, chat, we're gonna try brave because,
because, yeah, I don't know,
because nothing else works.
I don't know.
Like my entire PC doesn't work.
It's all just exploding.
All right, chat.
Oh, I have to make a new account.
There's always something.
Okay, okay, okay, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Let's make another account.
All right, this isn't working.
All right, Chad, I think I'm just going to burn my PC on fire or something.
I think I'm just going to light my PC on fire, I think.
I don't really know what else to do.
I think I'm just going to light my PC on fire, I think.
I'm lagging again.
All right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
It's because Siege is open.
All right, so are you saying that I need to buy a $30,000 PC to have Rainbow Six Siege open and then play on model?
Is that what you're telling me right now?
Because this PC was $4,700.
Is that legitimately what you're telling me right now?
I'm blind, what's happening?
Wait, on the bright side.
Hi, guys, I was making a lot of it.
I'm gonna close out a siege and see if that fixes anything.
I'll just make it a lot of it.
I'm gonna close out a siege and see if that fix anything.
All right, chat, maybe closing out of siege
was the solution.
Maybe closing out of seed was the solution, bro.
Oh, I lost, Elo.
Okay, that's not fair at all.
All right, maybe closing out of seed was the solution.
Just try harder, I'll permit Vanu.
Get mobbed, kid.
Let's go.
Let's go, kid.
What?
Why is my website still lagging?
Oh, yeah.
because siege right it's because siege it's because siege god scroll back and
I gotta get a new PC or something.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, I have to get a new PC.
I got, well, let me make my, let me reiterate,
I have to get a new, new, new, new, new PC
because none of my PCs work!
I have to get a new, new, new, new, new PC.
That's what I gotta do.
I gotta get a new, new, new, new, new, new, new PC.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
None of them WORK!
Close discord.
You know what?
Hey, uh, rotated a chip or good.
We don't need advice right now.
Yeah.
Closing siege didn't work.
So you know what?
Closing discord would definitely work.
That would work.
You know what?
Discord? Why don't I close my asshole? What the fuck is that gonna do?
Close OBS, that would end the stream.
That's not an actual fucking solution!
If I closed OBS, that would end the stream!
What are you saying?
It might just be any death.
I mean, that's my only theory at this point.
I have no other working theory.
Like I know pro might be going through a rough time or whatever.
It's only me.
I've never seen this.
I just, I lag every five seconds.
Chess works though, that's good.
All right, take, let's actually lock in now.
Take, take, okay so, boom, take, take, take, take,
I win the position.
Get smoked, body.
Close your eyes, close your mouth, close chat,
close the computer, close chess.
It's 100% Adidas?
Well, all right, don't say 100%.
Let's not, you're not a philosopher, bro.
It might just be a dog shit fucking PC.
That might be what it is.
Don't say 100%.
Try putting the PC in water.
Hold it development mugged, hold it development mugged, bro brought his night back, hold it
development mugged, me help, me help, me help, you have a microwave PC, yeah I mean that's
the reality of the situation is that.
We can dilly-dally and have fun with all these working theories of bullshit.
Hey, brother, at the end of the fucking day, it's just the shitty PC.
That's all of this.
You shouldn't have to close every application on your PC to run fucking O-Mobile, all right?
Clean your PC?
This PC is like four months old.
How often do you actually have to clean your PC?
Check, how often do you actually have to clean your PC?
Like that it has to, don't troll.
This wins the game for him.
Weekly cap!
Y'all do not clean your PC weekly.
No fucking way you do.
This is Trouble Sub.
So why don't we just do this?
Cover that.
weekly. Bro, if you clean your PC weekly, you might actually just be a psychopath.
I'm not kidding. If you clean your PC weekly, you might actually be a psychopath.
Like you, there's a legitimate chance you're a serial killer if you clean your PC every week.
That sounds so unnecessarily stressful.
I'd say there's an 18% chance you've murdered somebody if you actually clean your PC every week.
That's like that's like the equivalent to like changing your bedsheets every 30 minutes you clean your PC every week get it asked
Why not take Bishop if I would have took the Bishop I would have blooded my Queen
What you see fuck are you saying? Yeah, what's up? I was I
I want to add balls in, but he peaked bronze on Xbox.
Oh my God.
Yeah, as long as you can join a discord, yeah, that should be fine.
Okay.
Yo, chat.
I just want to tell you guys before I say this, this is the coolest checkmate I've ever done.
It can't go here, it can't go here, it can't go here, it can't go here, it can't go here.
How's that not checkmate?
Oh, because you blocked the phone.
Oh my god, I actually thought I had them.
I thought I had them scally-wagged.
This checkmate's coming though.
If he does this, I'm in trouble, bubble.
Hey dude, when does the stream end? First-time chatter.
MDB, go fuck yourself.
Move your camera, we can't see the board.
Oh, my bad chat.
Yeah, I'll Queen trade. I don't care. I'll Queen trade, bro.
Nothing to do with G.
Ain't nothing to do with G, man.
All right, let's get this going, get that going.
He takes, we block that off.
Now we have a check here, which is actually a disgusting check.
This is such a disgusting fucking check chat.
This is such a disgusting check.
Never mind, it would have been.
Wait, no, we still have it.
Yeah, we still have it.
We still have it.
He goes here and then can we do something like this? Maybe he's gonna move here
Somebody in my chat just said on pass on this is not on pass on
This is not on pass on this is check though. All right
Now this isn't checkmate because he has this
This is check though.
No, not check, but look, dude, look at this Rook vision.
But this is crazy Rook vision.
This is actually disgusting Rook vision.
For his King can only move here.
And that's literally it if I can find a check.
I just don't think this is check made on the board right now.
What I could start doing is start squeezing him like this and this.
Move queen to e4. There's not a queen on the board! There is not a queen on the board!
Fox, take over to the prime. Kramit, thanks for one.
Well, it seems like such a good plan because then we have this, oh no, that's a blunder.
Alright, Jess is so hard.
Well, I don't know what we have, we're going to figure it out though.
Dev will thank you for the crime.
All I know is we have this and we have this infiltrations.
This bishop is saving our entire game, so we need to keep this bishop right here.
General Milchman, thank you for the friend.
Okay, so he does that, that threatens literally fucking nothing.
That threatens literally nothing.
I think that works bad because now my knight has no moves.
Can I do this? Is his bishop trapped?
Where can his bishop go? Here it's dead. No, here it's alive. Here it's dead. No, here it's alive.
Oh, I can go everywhere.
The bitch can literally go everywhere.
Oh, my fucking god.
Is this not just a great play?
Because he can't take, because he loses the rook.
Check, is this just, I don't know how to do this.
I should have did this 25 minutes ago.
He's threatening checkmate.
Oh, fuck, he's threatening the fuck out of checkmate.
All right.
I don't know how I didn't do this. I should have did this 25 minutes ago.
He's threatening Checkmate. Oh fuck, he's threatening to fuck out of Checkmate.
Alright, let's bust this pussy open.
MGTA. I go here.
I just feel like this is some weird cringy Checkmate.
No, it's not even Check. I'm good. This play is so good. That's a brilliant.
It's not a brilliant, but it's probably a great because now look at that.
He can't take the Bishop because he loses the Knight.
Oh, wait, he can because this actually turns into check.
So then I take and then he moves the, yeah, it's fine.
Worst case scenario, we get a viscer trade and now our king literally can't get back
right.
So that's fine.
He's going to move his rook now.
We're starting to actually pop the board open a little bit.
Let's see if we can create like something cool here.
Oh, we can move this here.
This is a fun move because we're creating a bastion with the knight.
I'm trying to think of just like the best way to win this shit.
I have so much vision on this square.
I have to win this.
Staff and think of the prime.
Okay.
If I go here,
ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, ba-da-boom.
He's just gonna start, bro.
He's gonna start paging.
I don't want him to eat my palms, guys.
I don't want to beat my puns.
Oh my God, this guy's mate here.
Chessin' so hard, bro.
Is this mate?
No, there's no fucking way that that's fucking mate!
How is everything mate?
Now, you're gonna have to show me that this is Jack-mate.
Just take, just take, just simplify.
the fuck am I doing?
He's gonna take with the ball and he has to.
I'm just gonna simplify.
I don't, I'm getting scared.
This is checked, but then he takes,
we have to move, okay, we don't have to move shit now.
Everything's safe.
We just patched all of our issues up.
All of our problems are patched up.
Now,
he shouldn't move his knight, but he might
because he might be scared.
He shouldn't move his knife, but he might.
And if he doesn't, we have this.
Now we're starting to pressure this fucker.
See bro, chess is all about just popping that ass open.
Cause then we have this check here
and then we can start pushing this pawn
and maybe get some cool shit happening.
He goes here, which is pointless
because we have check if rook takes, we take.
And then we bust the slate open
and then we get this going, but then this is here.
This pawn chain is literally God tier by him.
His pawn development is way better than mine.
We can't take it because we have this, so he has to do that.
And then we have Checkmate.
Guys, I swear to God, this has to be Checkmate.
The Knight protects.
Yeah, it's all safe.
So where does he go here?
He goes here.
Then we have Checkmate.
What?
He goes there. Well, through all these trials and tribulations, we earned, we earned the night.
I actually just had the best like sequence ever, I think.
He can't take the rook because the king.
He can't take the rope because of the king.
This check's coming.
What happens now?
This is, he's in such a shitty spot.
This check's coming.
He can go, can't, okay.
This check, he dies here.
He dies here.
He can't do that.
He dies here.
He dies here to the night.
He checks me.
What a fucking freak.
Oh my god, I'm going to lose my, I just sold.
I'm not even kidding.
I just had the game in the hands.
But you know what though?
Guess what chat?
We didn't sell because if he takes our rook, we take his rook.
If he takes our rook, we take his rook.
So we're still in the material.
I didn't see that one coming, Chief.
Why can't we take the rook?
I guess we blundered.
Is there a universe where we can win?
and I fumbled. I was just too late with my idea. I have the right idea, but I just fumbled it. That's all.
Let's start threatening the conversion while also making this a little thing on the bomb.
We have that projecting that. I can win this. I just have to dig deep. That's all. I just have to
to get
that claps all of us
We can't because of the fucking power.
I just, this feels so winnable to me.
This is actually a sweat first.
Wait, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Meat!
Has to be meat!
What?!
check what he takes for the work. This is coming. This move is my next move. But no,
things so annoying.
I had it! I had it!
Yo, hi guys, how are we looking, man?
Hi, guys, how are we looking, how are we looking, hi, guys?
Hi, guys, how are we looking?
Leakcheck Twitter, you look at, bro, what is leaked, what is leaked, hi, guys, can I get
an update?
Have a look at how that's
Subjects, yeah, yeah
Wow. What's up?
How long on it? Like 10 minutes?
I'm inviting them now.
We have 10 players?
Yeah.
For realsies?
Yeah.
Put that on Darth Maul.
On Darth Maul, we got 10 players.
All right. All right.
Jack, vote on the predictions.
Vote on the predictions.
Is there going to be an elite today?
I don't know.
I'm going to play it by ear, bro.
I'm going to see how I feel.
Okay, hi vice. Who's the champion team? It's all chatters.
What do you mean game is already running? I'll literally burn this PC to the floor.
Hey, hi, guys. I need a new PC. This is game is already running.
What are you talking about? You don't even understand, bro.
My own mago was lagging. Like I wanted to like, you were like locked in getting people, but bro, I was lagging on my mago.
I was like literally, I was like, yeah, because I, because remember, I turned off that subbing
so your YouTube wouldn't like me ha, yeah, look, at the end of the day, we need a new
fucking PC, period. New PC chat, all in favor say aye. I'm done with this fucking pile of
shit. Have I sent me the best PC ever? I bet. And I'm just going to get it. And if that
Crouch is the HAP fuck it all
I'm gonna invite you back to the lobby cuz we're still in the lobby
NASA PC I'm just reconnecting you're here. Oh
Back of that. I'm just gonna get a little NASA PC and we'll just see what happens
What the fuck hold on let me tell them to like go on one side
We're missing two people
I'm literally going to get a fucking NASA PC at this point, bro, and if it doesn't work, what it has what it has, bro?
What it has to
Brides, I'm kind of logging your PC stats right now. I mean
just say
No big deal, I've eyes, but I'm sort of a model your PC stats. I call dibs on your old PC. Hey, bro
You don't want it. You don't want it
You don't fucking want it I
I just lied about Obama.
Unless you want to run chess, that's about all you can run, y'all.
That is all you can run is chess.
Got any chess players in the chat?
Oh my God, we have 10 peeps in here.
We have 10 peeps in y'all, in y'all, in y'all.
Got any chess players in the chat?
It runs chess like a fucking dream.
It runs chess perfect.
I'm diamond in chess.
It's literally not a thing.
All right, chat, I'm gonna go pee
and then we're gonna start.
Five champions versus five coppers,
but the champions have one life.
Let's get it, let's go.
Yo Jinxie!
Am I fucking muttered?
Wrong VC?
Okay.
We are ready to go.
you
How about the Racksetter Band-O?
Yo, high fives ready?
High fives!
We don't even.
Um, yo copper squad, what's good, man?
Yo, how's it going copper squad?
Then get my very dark mole get his way to shoot.
I'm not in the mode, bro.
I'm not in the mode.
Okay, I got five champions, so I'm going to spend three.
Let me know when you're ready to go.
Okay, are you ready to go?
I can start now unless you want to be in the draw.
You can see the call and discord, just throw it in there.
Oh, you don't see it?
Yes, I got to give you the roll.
Here you go.
There we go.
Nice, five, five, nice.
Okay, bro.
Listen, conference, I'm going to interview y'all.
I'm going to interview the champs.
I'm gonna explain the rules and we're gonna start the game.
Okay, does that sound good?
Yes, sir.
It's mine, bro.
All right, so.
What do you think?
Copper players.
Do you guys think you could win this?
What, are we crazy?
No, definitely not.
It's not, to be fair, we won.
It's worth going to win.
Okay, so only balls is confident, bro.
Only balls is confident.
You know what, I'm in balls, I'm in balls here.
Yes, bro, yes.
We're winning this shit.
Guys, listen, listen, bro.
All you have to do is get one kill on them,
like every three rounds, bro.
And every time y'all get a kill,
it's easier than the round before
because there's less of them.
All y'all gotta do is just work together as a team,
communicate, put your heart and soul and your blood
and your sweat and your penis into this, and you'll win.
What?
I don't know but that last one.
Popperous.
Y'all got it.
No, Jason is underaged.
I'm going to play Jason. How
are you, bro? I'm going to the
champions. Are you guys? Yeah.
Let me explain the rules. Yeah.
It's going to be simple. I'm going
to start the game right after I
explain the rules. So, guys, um
I'm going to call it. Oh, yeah.
You have to win eight rounds, all right?
It's that simple.
It's first one to eight rounds, okay?
But if you die at any point in the game,
you have to leave the discord called and leave the game.
You have one life.
You are playing against five coppers,
but you only have one life.
Do you understand?
Okay, so lock in and don't mess up.
Y'all have one life.
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Five champions versus five coppers, but the champions have one life.
Let me explain.
It's up to eight, the champions have to win eight rounds.
If they die at any point in time, at any point in time in the round, it could even be a team
kill.
They have to leave the lobby and they can't return.
They have to win eight consecutive rounds.
The Coppers just need to get five total kills.
We're going to start off listening to the Champions callouts and see how locked in they
are.
All right, we're listening to the Champions.
This is zero to zero.
Fresh clean slate.
Like first round, it'll be so sad.
Oh no.
You're right. You're right.
So the champions selected, you die.
You leave the game, you leave the call.
Yes, I understand.
The champions are the most flawless.
No, yeah, yeah, I know.
We're gonna be one out of time.
Even if we lose, we're gonna be one out of time, no?
Yeah, there is some situations where you're like...
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, fuck the ram for like a...
the ramp for like a really like a brawler or twist champions are actually
coordinated stuff I'm assuming the coppers it's just sunshine
here's the thing if the champions win a round but they die it's actually a loss
yeah they haven't even reinforced because they have to win eight rounds for all of us
so even if they went around but they get up the deck it's a 4v5 the next round
and then let's say the next round they win the round but they give up a deck
It's a 3v5!
They shouldn't even know about spawnpeeps.
Yeah, they should.
They're casting off the main one.
Five champions versus five coppers.
Cassie says they shouldn't even know about...
Like, what is this song?
I have seen coppers spawnpeep before.
It is pretty rare about.
I can pitch it.
I was like, I'm gonna start hacking shit.
Right now, we're spectating the champions.
Cassie on the daemons.
Tempting to get the kill with the candy block.
We really can start the champions.
I'm not gonna pick it up.
I'm doing the Maverick backstab strat!
What a strat!
He's getting a little bit over the effect of a beautiful champion charm on the guy.
That's Ted Hose.
Left side trophy wall.
Did you get the thorn?
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I think I got those.
Maybe the worst position thorn trap I've ever seen in my entire life, that's Desalink
off.
Yeah, he's picking Castle League.
The champions are looking good, I'm not going to lie.
Wow!
Now let's head over to the Coppers and see what they're saying.
Coppers squad, how are we feeling, bro? How are we feeling after one round?
Feeling good.
I will say this, y'all didn't get any kills, but you guys hit multiple players on the other team.
If you guys would have just got a hatch out there think about it on paper. That's a win
Even if you lose them around you're shortening the numbers bro y'all were hitting them bro
You guys just keep doing what you're doing. I believe in you a lot of people don't believe in you coppers
I believe in y'all bro legitimately. I believe in you. So what is your guys's plan this round?
I can't help you, but I just want to hear your strategy
When it was this boy get all my movements in this challenge, bro easy
me help me help me help me help me help I know your guys as plan is to win how
are y'all gonna win conference come on and we just went by we went by whatever
walks whatever walks yeah I you're beating balls by the way balls I
understand that but guys what do you have a strategy do you guys know what a
What strategy is?
Yeah, I know.
We just make up along the way.
We just set things right.
No, like, what are y'all going to push?
What are y'all going to push?
Kill them?
Maybe pull a murder method, I don't know.
Zarya in place.
Maybe I'll just do it off my own by some cheers.
Alright, they don't have a plan.
Yup, they don't have a plan.
They don't have a plan.
I'm muting my mic now.
We are now listening to the conversation.
The sides are gonna alternate every round so now we're gonna see the coppers on a cap
One zero from all the start with a champion. Let's see the champions have to do that seven more times
Dude the champions are playing this proper they have a mirror
They have a super out they have a this army like they're playing well. Let's see what the coppers do remember
If you watch this on YouTube
There's one in there, can they do that one?
What?
Yep.
Oh my god.
Okay, bro.
Kaz, he gets the first pick.
Another good shot from the champions.
Get around there.
The cop is getting hit.
He's getting hit.
Yeah.
We're gonna keep alternating across.
I don't even wanna.
Stairs are full.
Just get me there.
But...
Okay.
Wait, I'm pinging him so we can rush him if you want.
Trying to orchestrate a little bit of a rush.
On the right, on the right.
Let's see what the cop are doing.
What are the cop are doing?
What are they doing?
This isn't...
It's like...
It's like a stupid line, but...
Mate what?
Why is balls army crawling?
I can scan it.
Why do we have little head?
He actually used the build.
Okay.
Did we have leeches?
Nah, we're done.
Yeah, I'm dead to you.
Look at the mag!
Why are three coppers pushing one tight doorway? This is insane.
Let's see if there's... wait a minute.
Khan is trying to make a play by himself. A solo copper! He's trying to make a play by himself here!
It's Khan! He is leaning the wrong way though.
He is leaning the wrong way. I'm not gonna die.
Wait, I can actually get my grab back, so...
Wait, let me show 100 more of this.
Another copper dies. It's pushing really bad.
another compromise the champions are playing perfect right now another
compromise can balls clutch up and take one with him remember they lose the
round the kills still counts oh shit can balls clutch up and take one with us
Let's see.
Meet them with this, and then I don't fucking know.
We just make the plan up along the way.
On the staircase, and he said he's making the plan up along the way.
All right.
Roche is getting there, I'm glad she just broke my body.
Okay, okay, I don't know about this.
I want to just kill one.
I can do this on him.
Oh!
Okay, bro.
He says, I think I hear someone as he dies.
See, how is that good if they can't sit in the middle?
I don't mean that in the middle of the stream,
but I'm not going to shit in the middle.
I just love the reactions from people.
We're in the middle.
Yo, champions, how are we feeling?
How do y'all feel?
All right, good, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Round one was sketchy, bro.
Some of y'all took some damage.
Like, some of y'all were lit up in round one, bro.
Nice.
Easy, easy.
I'm too good, bro.
Remember this this is the only thing I want to leave you guys with before I mute and listen to your guys cops
The most
Consequential death is the first act bro because you guys are at your strongest when there's five of you
But and whoever dies first whoever it is you're selling the team bro if you die first
You are selling bro
The people that always made it furthest in this challenge are the people that stayed alive and played their life, bro
Look at it like this. You're playing against coppers. They don't know how to play the objective
They don't know how to plant so you don't even need to go for kills. You just need to play the objective
Now I'm not gonna lie attacking is a little bit scarier than defending, but good luck
There we go
Thank you. Thank you. Miha it's 2-0 right now. It's 2-0 right now. The champions are looking good. They're not looking great
They should have taken no damage around one that was sloppy not software. I might run smoke
2-0 needed for the champions have not conceded a single death
have not continued to go back. Coppers are gonna take one out of their books and they're gonna go back down there.
I'm not gonna pop a single one. Yeah. I'm gonna watch that.
You're down. You're down? I'm gonna do a bunker bag.
Okay. I'm gonna go back stairs. Flur is like TV gold.
You're gonna go back stairs? Yeah, don't you love the difference? The champions are like actually orchestrating strats
and the coppers said we're just gonna wing it.
And then somebody said wing it. And then somebody else said to kill them.
Like that was the strats.
The champs actually have strats.
I should have scanned it.
2-0 to 8.
4 to champs are a jump.
Looking good.
Still, they have to win 6 more rounds.
Just made a lot of game left.
6 more rounds a lot.
Okay, so first thing I already noticed from the coppers,
he put the Aruni on the wrong side.
Alright.
Now if a champion breaks out of a rune, he can't reactivate.
I don't know what.
Think anyone's wrong with me.
So the champion's calling out that they want to do a bunker.
What's on top of the ring is just a great one.
He's got my first gun now.
They have a bunch of shields.
Champion Blackbeard Bear gonna shoot you down the fuck up.
Did that kid run down for me? Did he run down?
No idea.
I think he did
No one T2 no one T1 you can look I got it. I got it. Oh
Freezer yeah with Monty this mirror is playing over I
I don't think mom should push for you guys wait they got a kill
good kill for the champ
one more
two things
let's start taking
you might die
one is back there and then one close on the mirror here
yeah let's go
our champ died
no
our champ died
I don't even know how
I don't know how
I
Here I'm literally just gonna sit in this corner for
Champions are playing safe to not give up another kill I could be sure they need to make sure
This will be the end of the game 100% they need to make sure the status you get a kill. Why are you picking?
Why are you picking? Why are you picking? Why is this speaking? Why is this speaking? Oh my god?
I didn't even realize someone died.
I'm floating, I'm floating, bro.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
Boys.
It's good.
How did you guys go?
Yo.
How did you get so hard?
Oh, it's all good, bro.
I'm floating.
All right.
We're down, man.
Mag, I'm going to be honest.
Yup.
We're doing amazing, Mag.
But why in the world were you thinking you
meant the end there?
What was that?
Because I know I'm better than him, no?
I like the confidence.
I love the confidence.
Like, I'm not dying.
OK.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to deafen.
I'm gonna deaf him right now.
If you're watching this video on YouTube tonight,
I guarantee you, Mag doesn't make it to the end of the game.
And you can call me his number one hater.
If I'm wrong, I guarantee you,
Mag doesn't make it to the end of the game.
All right, guys, four B five.
Good luck, man.
Good luck.
You guys looking good.
Peeking somebody with 12 seconds left
when you don't have to peek him
is nothing short of insanity.
Puppers, how did you guys get the kill?
What even happened?
What did you do, Zim, what did you do?
What did you do?
I have no idea.
Shoot.
You just shot?
Yo, Genkz, thanks for the shields allowed.
Our shields allowed?
Yeah, they've been playing shields, yeah.
Really?
Bro, guys, guys.
Wait, wait, wait.
So, Genkz, Seva's one guy left.
Can we just go four shoots?
Yeah, of course, bro.
Guys, guys, guys.
You're in a winning position now.
It might not seem like it, because it's 3-0, but they don't have a teammate.
Have a teammate they're down a man every kill is gonna be so now y'all got this
Okay, I'm bogey I'm gonna meet my mic. I'm good at my mic. Here we go. We're listening to the coppers now
If I was a champ I would go for a sponsor like every day of the week because one thing about coppers is they never check for
Spawn peeks, period!
They never check respawn!
I don't know, I'm being soft.
What's the test?
My?
Yep.
But I have awesome bullets in my copter.
That's why LMGs are repeat.
Cassie's going for it.
He's going for the spawn peek and the coppers don't know.
You know I'm just mad at the coppers.
The coppers, they have no idea.
Mag kills one.
Cassie goes two.
And that is why you should always spawn peek in coppers
because coppers don't know what it is.
Oh, man, man, man.
Two of the cops are down.
No, no, no, he went back upstairs.
Yeah, go ahead and say the target.
Two of the cops are down.
They are upstairs.
Second floor.
Don't give up at all, I guess.
And we just stay close together.
Surely they can't go over us.
Yeah, they can go across if they can.
Oh my god, a false takes a bunch of damage.
Walls just took a bunch of damage.
That should not be a lie.
These guys are like insane.
Three before they're like doing like run-outs and shitting.
What is Mag looking for? Mag trying to kill walls. Look at him.
Mag is trying to crazy kill.
Deploying heartbeat sensor.
The coppers are kind of just hiding outside.
I don't know what the cops are.
Activating search!
it's true I don't know what the coppers are planning to deal with it's no where
this pipe is in the way oh all the rack hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it
Mag is over peaking again
Aww
You might beat him
He might beat him, I'm not in the way
He might beat him
He's gonna jump out, he's gonna jump out
Why is he over peaking so much?
This guy is crazy
Just hold it
Mag is crazy
No, wow, still no Dutch.
Yo Jinx, you got an AIs, bro?
Yo Jinx.
Alright, Coppers, the thing is, I can't really give y'all advice because it's not fair to
the champions, but what I will say is this.
What do you mean it's not fair, bro?
Don't give up.
We have 325 fucking GPD powered AIs, bro, like that.
Nine, nine, listen, bro.
Wait, Jinx.
Bro, y'all are getting spawned, Pete.
Bro, you guys got to play smarter at the start of the game.
Play smart dude, I don't want to hear your excuses.
See you again.
I'm done.
Yo, Mac, you're kind of just slinging everything, bro.
I respect it.
Yep.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Wait, guys, do we just play shields for the rest of the game?
I keep reading the monsters.
The monsters are good.
Shields? I'm not going to have shields.
Oh, I'm not getting off one, D, bro.
Don't worry.
So are you guys confident that you can win four more rounds?
Down a man.
Yep.
For sure.
Yes.
Okay.
We're floating.
Okay.
Like I said, bro, I think attacking is going to be harder.
As you guys saw the only round where you lost your teammate was on attack
So like if y'all just dial in on attack your defenses are great
You guys respond to you guys are playing good, but yeah attack is hard. Good luck
Thank you
Order zero the coppers were able to pick up one kill courtesy of Zaniro. It's still not looking good about not gonna lie
It's not looking good
But the cops are fighting, they got the fight, they're not giving up, and I respect that!
It's not about how many times you get knocked down in this life, it's about how many times
you can get back up and teeth up!
The cops might not be good, they got fights!
I'm still going to stick my prediction into your mag and out of that.
I think you bring a thermite and just want to go with the main stairs
Someone get on games apparel with me and claim more
I was gonna go balcony
No balcony, alright
Swapping mags
Someone wanna hold me
Oh, I'll be careful with the LMAG
You wanna get back at the show, then wall
5v4 scenario
For the coppers
It's been during the 5 seconds to go
The coppers are like good to go on the stairs
Watch out for spawn
I'm gonna get a bomb and defuse it
I'm a cannon after
now here's the funny thing chat the champions decided to not use the
hard grease with this round it's a 4v5 and they don't have a hard beat they
have three holes on trophy wall I want to uh
mozzie was peeking, mozzie was peeking the trophy door
we can push forward
because I was on the RG so scared of like a capgantt trap or something that's such a
lame way to get a kill but a cop could definitely get a kill by a capgantt trap
How to turn this thing back there?
On this intro, dude.
You see the C4 below?
Wait, bossy!
Look, the good bossy past!
He's playing the jinx, the operator.
Wait, do you want that castle one more time, bro?
No, there's no C4.
Stay clear of the block!
You see the...
He's just prone, he's prone and attic.
One's being taken, one's being killed.
Bro, put the thing down.
There's another guy and attic and they don't know about it.
there's another guy in attic and they don't know they don't know about
see oh man oh he's dead one point one point they know
oh so is there anything that he's pretending to be an alibi
he's pretending to be an alibi
I'm gonna say from the side he's right he's an alibi
oh no
he's pretending to be an alibi
this is my boy I'm not even kidding
I'm in bunk I'm in bunk and he's gone
One's in attic. I don't know. No, no, that's not him. I don't know what the other one is.
One's in attic. I'm doing one.
He's done.
I have no idea what the other guy is.
I'll just say, I'll just say I'm gonna run around and check you.
Yo, this is him! This is him!
Oh wait, he's taking over.
oh my god yo that's what you save the game yo who was switch who was switch who
was switch that was me temki you just saved the game if you did not do that I
was watching that y'all had no idea oh my gosh what did I do no who was who was
switch was she was me slap you just saved the game by shocking him well I
would I don't know I was I was just trying to like disable the Prisma
my god no daughter okay there's only three of you guys left
getting on getting up and spur oh my god brother I was watching that you guys
drone passed out of my twice and had no idea he was faking it if you guys would
That would have been the craziest thing I've ever seen a copper do that was actually was
that was a big top trap.
So you just saved the game bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Oh, I got to tell you this.
Balls.
That was the smartest thing I've ever seen a copper do and it almost worked both.
They drone past you twice.
They had no idea you were faking it.
But then at the last second he shocked you with a twitch shot.
I'm gonna give you 10 out of 10 creativity for a copper thousand say that was fucking go
That was that was not from the that's from the jinks a club. So I always said I remember
Okay, it's literally
Three
I don't know if he's gonna win this chat. If I was a betting man, I would bet over Coppers, but I'm not gonna lie, this was SPAD!
Bro, because you get a chance to swap like ace this round, they keep giving up kills on attack. That's the part that's killing them.
Holy cinema! This might be the best 5 Coppers vs 5 champions with one life we've ever hosted!
ever hosted are you not entertained guys okay you can get a balcony I might have
been wrong about man he still hasn't died almost supposed to be clear
five to zero lead for the champions but two of their comrades definitely they're
gonna pick balcony two of their comrades have followed and still all five
I
Echo is such a smart selection from the champs. They're basically to say hey, let's just make them play
They found it. Oh, that's really close to the coppers
Mad gets another
Mag is actually 17.0. He's the heart and soul of this champion squad.
Wait, what is the con doing?
You have to come and clutch guys.
I think the champs got this whole gang this is so safe.
He blinded him, he blinded him but he ran away.
Your fuse can go in somehow?
Okay, just let it work, you know?
No!
Another kill for Mag. Mag's 18 and oh wow!
The champs are gonna elect him out, Beak. I think the champs played this round so terrible.
Brochag, you'll notice a pattern, but the only round the champs have died has absolutely just been attacked. They've never died on Beakbats.
You may have to just use 5 shotguns.
You may actually have to use 5 shotguns.
But Chat, who champs are not gonna peek the plate smart?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You may have to.
Dude, magpeak at the end and got hit.
60 open champions.
Chat, what have we learned from this video so far?
You see, he's just the most defender-sided game ever.
He's just a defender-sided game.
They've only died on the tack.
Isn't that funny to think about three shields champions? There's three of you guys left. How do you feel? Yeah, what's the game?
I'm nervous. Yeah
Nervous right
Now I'm just gonna come out and say it right here right now
Your guys's defenses are perfect. It all rides on this round right here
You guys only need to win two more rounds if you guys get one or two deaths this round
It's probably game over. I'm not gonna lie unless you want you to watch a 1v5 cinema to end the game
But this is the most important round your guys's last two attacks you guys have given up kills not you but your fallen comrades
Y'all got him. This is the biggest round of the game. I have the utmost faith and you guys flawlessly on defense
This is the hard part though. Good luck man. This is the hard part. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Here we go chat. All right. I'm nervous for a fuck
I'm gonna shoot you around this is sorry
Stop, you're up, you're up
You have a lesion?
Yeah, easy easy
Lesion smoke
This is the chat, the most important round of the game!
This also does just to show how big of a gap there is when you can't even do a cop
But this is actually insane
Hold on, one spawn peeking, one spawn peeking
Smoke is peeking
I'm main door, main door, main door
Main door? Okay, okay, okay
I'm not gonna keep my gun there, but
Matt, we're gonna go- we're gonna go out- uh, not out of Glock.
We're going to go Master.
I'm gonna do- I'm gonna show you some-
I'm gonna charge the only inputs.
Dude, if Smoke spawn peeks, that's actually the dumbest thing he can do.
Bro, get in here!
I'm gonna go out of here!
I have some- I have a plan.
It's not the cop who's like, ratting you out.
I'll try and get a kill.
I- I- I went Maverick, I'd be used to seeing him.
I'll see you.
No, it's not spawn peeking.
It's not spawn peeking anymore.
Okay.
Yo, he's sitting in the classroom!
In the classroom!
They didn't throw the broody they didn't throw the broody
You're fucking roaming now. We could just make this like hold on
That's why you never yeah, I don't know what it went on off there's two robin's
and then there was two there's only two champions left holy crap I'm not gonna
buy I'm not gonna say this to the champs but they could be fine it might be a
good idea to save till defense yeah I'm okay if we just like sit the found out
and just only try and defense not a bad idea that's smart that's not a bad idea
I don't know
Now that you gotta kill you might want to go for it might want to go for it. We're gonna find out this entire state of the game right here
They were heavily on him as the top right their top right is gone they were heavily relied on him
he's now gone it's the thing it's all known that I like the champs can't even stay on drones either
They have a clash bro, it's like so tall
Now they might try to work some pets they get some pics it could be a good idea to go for the win good grenade
Paul speaks a lot of damage there, like a lot of damage.
Paul's there like hook, aww.
Yeah, we have one in this.
How did that not hit?
Man, I don't even know what to push here.
They have, like, utility literally everywhere.
Just a good, like, box still.
Just gonna push right.
Slab, I don't know why you're peeking.
don't be slashed behind the clash my position safe yeah he is he's sitting
behind the clash i'm running bro
oh my god he's winnable bro well i mean bro well i guess bro that was that oh
that's so sad he's just sitting inside oh my god do we just both play shotguns
and just like, I think I might be a player.
I might be a more bro.
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
So you know, I don't even know, I think I got me,
I don't know what to say.
He's stacking up rounds.
Yeah.
If we go basement, they're gonna push from like everywhere.
Chat, if the champions clutch this,
they have to 2v5 on attack, holy cinema.
Let's see if they can 2v5 with the fence.
The coppers are going so fast.
two shields bro what is it I could not ask for about three places borderline
scripted out though this is going on down to the wire if they happen to have
it out doesn't kill us the champions are gonna have to back to back to be fine
that's actually disgusting that's actually protect your bombs
Here we go. We're just going to listen to the champions because their comms are way more nerf-rackers.
The comms are going to be planted loose right now. Their comms are so nerf-rackers.
Have to go for the first attack though.
Attackers have discovered the location of a bomb.
Yeah, I do agree. I think spawn picking is very clutch here.
But the thing is, the comms have three shield operators.
It's really hard to bump these shields.
He finds the drone, under his wolf, under his fox, sorry.
The champions need to 2v5.
Ridiculous, you four.
I doubt the cop was drone that.
The champions need to double climb after those two of us can't even set up.
Yeah.
Yeah, she sold
Champion sound kind of defeated right now
This is sort of drop enough cut a lot. You're just going to sit thing
I hear it brother I shield
The coppers strategy is to just stack up other bodies
Really?
Bro, I think they shot the 4-2.
It's all gonna come down to the store!
They have two shield-up pushing main, oh my god!
Slash kills one.
Slash kills 10 kills two!
Wait a minute!
Get out of here!
So, I'm reaching them.
Get his ice.
Just show, just show.
No!
Oh my god.
It's over. The copper's dead. Wait, unless Slap. Unless Slap.
Oh my god.
No way! It's only Slap! Oh my god!
Slap. I have to talk to him. Slap, how do you feel right now?
Are you nervous?
Yo, it's a 1-2-5!
Take me through your game plan, bro.
Cause here's the thing, I'm just gonna level with you.
I want to be five coppers all the time, and I normally lose let me talk to you bruh. All right
I'm gonna give you the best the last second possible to give you
You could bait this round, but the thing is do you actually want to 1v5 shield operators on defense?
Well, they're sitting on clash and smoke and lesion on defense bro, it's like so
Here's my advice. I think on attack you play really passive and see if you can work some early picks
If you can you should probably go for the win like if it's a 1v3 just go for it
But if you're trying to work picks and you can't find anything
Your best force of action would probably be to bait and try to win on defense
But if you play defense, you're gonna have to spawn peak or something. I don't know
Yeah, if I win this round go out win the game
It's over. It's over. It's not oh my god, and he won this round. It's over. This is it flat
The fate of the universe is on your shoulders. Yeah, this is so hard
Good luck. I'm gonna mute, but I gave you my advice if you decide to bait just understand they're gonna have probably three shields
Let's see what happens
Right feels so bad to be good. So I said just chill and he can die. I actually feel so bad
One be five for class. It's that if you believe it's black if you believe in slack, but one in the charge
Go and secure it!
Here we go.
Fade out the universe's own slap-shoulders. I gave him my best advice I could possibly give him.
It's now in his hands to be great.
I just basically said, try to work the early picks.
If you can get the early picks, go for the win.
If you can't, you should probably save Katie and go to defense.
Bro.
They're stradding their nuts off. This is really hard for Slap. Wait, Yeager's
telling me what is Yeager doing? What is Yeager doing? Yeager's close to Slap.
Maybe there's a universe where Slap can take out Yeager early here. There is a
universe where it could happen.
Slats 1v3 was actually cinema.
He has to 1v5.
Started as a 5v5 and the only man left is Slats.
He I think he's gonna bait.
He's 60 HP, it's probably a good idea to just save Kenny.
He's trusting and solid snake's ability to never get caught off guard.
You've won! Wait a minute!
There's four left.
Gager's 60 HP, I have no idea why Doc has not the location.
I don't know what Doc's doing, probably because he's copper.
I think Slac's gonna just pay chat.
chat and I low key don't blame him but bro the thing is defense might be more
chopped. Slatt is the only champion who actually maintains his life this entire
game. Every other champion die. He's gonna go for a punch hole. Low Rift, high reward.
Sees nothing. Can't find a kill right now. He knows that balls is looking for him
and balls finds him yet again. This clash is so hard for Slap to deal with.
I really don't know what he's gonna do. I think he's just gonna try to clutch it up on um...
on defense guys.
Wait a minute. Do you believe in miracles? Come on Slap. 1v3. The clash is so problematic for him.
You should still probably just save this gatey here. I'm not even gonna lie to you.
He's going for the win.
No.
He decides to save. Oh my god.
We are going to round ten.
Wait, don't get run out on him.
I mean, it's actually so hard.
I'm gonna give you some advice bro. They're gonna go shields. You know that yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
You're gonna have to spawn peak or something to even the numbers out bro cuz I don't but I don't want to get you killed
So I don't do whatever you feel confident with what's site? I know I
Mean slack. Can I give you a go to strategy?
Yeah, okay only do this if you have full faith in yourself
But I should do this all the time on this map
I'm just gonna throw you a lob here. I think you go downstairs and go cavera and just try to interrogate them. I
Trust you, bro. You trust you. I trust you. Slap. Slap. If I get you killed
I'm sorry, but I don't see any other way you can witness because they're just gonna stack shield storms
Yeah, I don't I want to see you win this slat
But yeah, this is what this is my bread and butter
Just play really aggressive like set up impacts and just flank. They're not gonna do a good job of droning
You have to get behind these shield operators, bro, and get these interrogations.
Don't force an interrogation, though.
Like, if you're near by, just get the finish.
Good luck.
You have to play really all over the map.
Good luck, Slot, I believe.
All right, bro, thank you.
Chad, I'm giving him a generational Dwayne Wade to LeBron Lobb right now.
Attackers of Locate Lobb.
He trusted me.
He's hiding in the corner.
That's something I would do to make sure I don't hide.
I don't want them to scan me.
This is very smart.
What Slatt needs to do right now is he needs to make sure he doesn't get droned A and then
B. He needs to set up impact rotation site and then C. He needs to roam like a psychopath.
If there's one thing coppers are terrible at, it's droning.
Look around, they're running triple shield.
They drone him!
But I don't know if they could call it out!
Hey, hey, GG.
GG.
Son.
have maybe maybe five minutes on cavera
wait a minute wait a minute it all starts with the first interrogation if slack could
win this this could lead to something more he needs to wait for your shield there is a
universe we're slack if he gets behind the shield this could get interesting
the lion scan comes out I think they're rushing up her this is wait Slap's gonna
have to flank now he can't hear me I mean he's gonna have to like Slap rather
they're in sight I can't watch this he has to play there's no other option
He has to play, they're planting, he doesn't even know, fun, he's getting lines again.
that's cap that's cap GG hey GG hey GG
I guess bro
Slap I think if you flank earlier you might be able to pick up a double kill
there they were they were bro I I I trusted you but the thing is I
have literally no time on the cavera I understand
It is what it is the coppers have won the challenge slap. Thank you for playing
You were the last one standing which means you value to your life the most you played the smartest
Congratulations, you just came up short at the end. I'm gonna go congratulate the coppers my boy. Thank you, bro
Coppers how do we feel?
I told you guys don't give up and keep going good job man
And, good job, bro.
That was a mental, I mean, it's nothing.
Now, YouTube, if you enjoyed the video, set it up to start,
say it at the end, click like, click subscribe,
and I'll see you in the next video.
Chat, bang your video, bro.
God, that was so fun.
That was so fun.
Bro, I try to give him advice.
The thing is, what I should have did, chat,
is I should have banned shields, because that's just cringe.
I try to give him advice.
He, it would have worked, like, I don't know if it would have
But he would have flanked both of the shield ops like Monty turned his back to back steps and let's turn this back
It's all good though. He was just scared. He was just playing scared, but GG's man. I'm the last chat GG's alright
We're gonna try to solo queue to Diamond today. Let's see what we can do. I don't know if I'm gonna go on League later
I might
But I might need a break from League bro that game is like crushing me mentally as a man, bro
And I'm gonna play on
Saturday and Sunday and Monday, so I don't know. I might need a little one-day break
I'm going to go P. I'll be back. If you enjoyed the video chat, I appreciate you all for sticking
around. We're going to try to hit Diamond now. Let's go! High-vives at 8 seconds of
second delay. Thank you.
you
You left your early online chair, I still see your hot tides everywhere, I said it's
a long time, but every joke falls flat each time.
chat I was so peak bro that was actually so fucking fun to watch chat how do we
feel you didn't watch your hands L no I did watch my hands bro all right guys
solo to champion PC edition day I don't even know date 12 I don't even know L
Hell, no hands washing.
Bro, I did wash my hands.
What the fuck are you saying?
Do another one, brother.
That took like 30 minutes to set up in an hour.
We're not doing another one.
Bro, that was peak though.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Send me a care package.
I missed it.
Solo queue from Emerald to Copper Episode One.
Hilarious, bro.
Hilarious.
Chat.
If we can play well today.
if we can play good siege today,
there is a legitimate chance,
because I kind of want to grind, girl.
I kind of want to grind
and see if we can get the diamond.
If we could play some good fucking siege today,
there's a legitimate chance we could reach diamonds.
I'm not even trolling.
Does every joke fall flat, which dies?
Please play League today.
I don't know, I'm gonna see how I'm feeling.
I might need like a one day break.
I might need a one day break from me.
Chat, I think the new season of Siege is in a month.
We have enough time to solo queue to champion.
Oh my God, this map pool is actually disgusting.
Yo guys, I think we should ban Emerald Plains, guys.
All right.
Oh my God, it's Jinky.
What's good, bro?
No bro, like I might need a break from League of Legends.
No Sam, we're back out.
Um, what?
Yo, yo, yo, we're locked in.
Sam, do you want me to sound more chalice-y?
I might need a one-day break from League, Ralph.
Like, I have never had a game breaking me down mentally
as a man more than League of Legends
in an 11-day span.
Like, like, Ralph, I am broken down to my core, y'all.
Literally broken down to my freaking core.
Yo, yo, we got mics.
Yes, did you not hear,
Yo, what's up?
The Jinky is in our game.
Yo, Jinky.
I
Let's shot go Jane. Yo, yo, guys. We gotta lock in
Yeah, we're teed up we're teed up
You're being a pussy, okay, yo guys guys listen, I just need y'all to lock in okay
I need 100% of your effort 100% of your passion. I'm trying to get solo the champion and I need y'all to lock in, okay?
I
Got you, bro. No worries
You left your hoodie on my chair.
I gotta reload.
It's the sea air outside every way.
I want you to know it's mine.
Bomb location compromised, the plan accordingly.
I want you to know it's mine.
Here we come.
Yo, Jason, pause the game really quick.
I want to check something.
All right.
Reload!
I know it's a fucking anomaly it's a fucking anomaly
I'm a hand jammer.
Solo the champion, let's do it!
Careful, careful looking inside.
Change your mags.
There's shit.
It's a good kill.
I'm out with the O-1, I fed up.
It's good stuff.
Stop that weak shit in my lobby, please.
Yeah, I'll walk a half-half
Why is my camera like come on baby
I'm telling you, bro, we're gonna get a 2KD today and we're gonna get diamond today.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding to y'all boys, bro.
We're gonna get a 2KD today and we're gonna get diamond today.
I'm not even kidding.
Like that does, bro.
Knuckles, thank you for the Twitch Prime's description.
Put your knuckle in my ass.
WKnuckles in the chat.
Chris, thank you for the tier one.
DJ, thank you for the follow.
Another guy named DJ followed right after.
Drift, thank you for the follow.
Swing, thank you for the follow.
Reverse snipes, thank you for the tier one.
Appreciate it, snipes.
You should buy a foot pedal for push to talk.
Why the fuck would I do that?
Wait, that's actually a good idea, Gucci,
because I don't have to do that.
Respect the bomb.
Gucci, you're full of great ideas, bro.
Hey, thanks to read chat reckons. What's up daddy? What's up daddy? Or me? Oh
No need today, I don't know I don't know I might get on me
I don't want to put it in the title
Actually you bro cash back. It's everybody good. Like you said make a match
Why does that always happen on the shoulder, I'm not throwing it's like I can't hold a seaborn
Get your window open careful
I think they're going to get a free kill as soon as they shoot down this door.
I want to hang out the whole time, so they'll be able to be out of the room.
Snake outside the kitchen.
Bring somebody back to the door down.
They're walking out, they just turned my head above us.
Cush, thank you for the vibe, give it to me.
Look at that gang up back.
Ice in my ass.
I thought he was following me, he dropped from the roof, 2 minutes into the round.
Are you actually an infant?
I thought he dropped following me.
Coming close.
Wow.
He dropped from the roof, 2 minutes into the round.
Holy toddler.
I don't know what killed me, I think my game lagged or something.
Are you deaf?
No, I just, I don't know, I couldn't have explained it any better.
I thought he dropped into courtyard, like chat, obviously I heard the big
explosion guys, obviously I heard the big, I thought he dropped from black
balcony to courtyard, but he dropped from the roof to courtyard because
he was baiting on the roof two minutes into the round.
So because he's terrible, he killed me.
So yeah, it's not death.
I just thought he wasn't an infant.
I
His team was a one able to play upstairs to be looking at that shit for free am I going?
Yeah, I can get a job. We all heard the annoying guys. I just thought I heard in a different spot
Come on. Take your one
Alex uses I'm just explaining. I'm just explaining what happened, bro
uh chat if chat's gonna be like this uh just clean it all out thank you just uh
burn it off to the floor and it's gonna be it's gonna be like rage bait
backseat gaming today just burn it off to the floor
on uh on youtube there's no ads
of
I'm reloading! I'm reloading!
This C4 is so hard.
That's for UJG.
UJG, careful Sunrise door.
Yeah, that's C4 in the game.
Did you have a good ears?
Because it's zero risk.
I can't die throwing it.
Loading new back.
one's walking in front of me, careful I'm holding them
cover your blue vigilance
he's still on fire
nah he might have run over you
yeah I think one's blue maybe
okay he's dead
I
Vigil sir do you kill on rent or fight him at least he's downstairs
In theater one up for me my life up on a fucking love you rams last ones did your last ones did her
Guys wait a game wait a game
Fuck off my bird!
You know, when you make a vertical hold, you're making it vertical for you, but you're also
making it vertical for me.
Put the Jacob Black Ice in my ass.
Everybody don't have to give you stack on it.
1.5 win, flacid, 3.5 win and a rack.
Next layer, negative, negative prime.
Iconic, negative tier one.
Wills, negative tier one.
Landed, negative tier one.
One to bike, negative one.
Gain biddies, nick, negative prime.
Wow, so if today's gonna be one of these sessions,
like this'll be legendary.
This guy went O and two,
and then just straight up quit the game.
Me, ho.
Jincy, can you take the nick name thing off?
I need proofs that we're in the same game.
No.
I don't want to get streams night.
But it would make my day of touch it.
Yeah, but brother, even if I could do that,
I can't do it in the middle of the game.
Like, I can't do it in the middle of the game.
Also, bro, you can just tell your screen
we're recording from the street.
We need to locate it.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
It's not possible.
I'm sorry, I would do it really quick if I could but I can't.
No, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Bernadette, I think it's a problem.
Guys, I'm feeling some really good team in this camp in this team.
I think all five of us should like, low-key, low-leak team or something like that.
I think we'll go for it.
Can I get a...
10 seconds before insertion.
Anyways, um, that's just a voice, I'm gonna go, uh, Huckleside.
Um, if anyone's ever done a push...
Ched, uh, uh, uh, um, um, um, um, um, Ched, it's not an ego, I physically can't do it, it's not possible.
I can't change my game or tag, uh, uh, in the middle of the game, that's not a possible setting.
It's not possible to do.
Also, he could just stream record the stream.
Am I gonna have a lobotomy every time I get on this game?
Fuck!
Fuck
My god
Thank you, mom let's make some great strides today
Logging it pop those do you think one his request is impossible also his request is attainable for himself
You just report to sleep, but even the one thought well, I could do it, but it's not possible
And then others are tubing.
They're both my side, I'm clear to go around.
Last one I think, I'm not sure I'm blocking.
You're back here.
I'm back here.
Nice to you.
Still feel your head ties everywhere.
Rogan, you think I'm gonna trip on it or Rogan?
Dude, this is so easy.
It feels like we're fucking 5e3ing or something, bro.
Oh, really?
All right.
Why are we not using the gigantic green tree?
We are.
You can't turn off streamer mode in the middle of a game. It's not possible
But you know what bro fucking you're right
You're right. I don't it's not like I have 30,000 hours on the game. Oh wait, I do
You're right, bro, let me turn off streamer mode in the middle of the game. Let me try to get a gift in
My God, thank you to Bob
LRD to one yo Jinx I got a question for you if you don't mind answering
Yeah, bro, what's your job at a bomb so like if you were to was actually my question is more like
Just making sure everything is straight like if you cuz I'm on from Florida to if you were like to step foot in Tampa
Oh, hold up drone is located a bomb if you were to set foot in Tampa, you know who to check in with right?
Who I live in Tampa oh
That's weird. It's talking about carp and strings Jinxie. Oh, no
He's a little silly. No, no pepper strings. That's too sweet. We're talking about Tampa
We're talking about some real shit some real hood shit run on that sweet shit, but um, yeah, no
It's a bit that's just kind of why I run things so like I
I'll let it slide this time, but just next time hit me up. I'll give you my contacts later
Noa
And don't read my don't read my name out loud
This is a typo
No, you're gonna
Know the first part of it don't know the first part. Oh
I just saved you I shot this
did
all right fuck me one sunrise never talk to me again see that I just saved you
there careful once on our side it's okay jc it's okay jc we all make a
mistake
it's good timing it's really good timing yo eyes main mobby behind the bar main
They're not behind the bar, they're not behind the bar.
They're up to the teaser.
Nice job.
Reloading, cover me!
He's standing on the ceiling.
Miho, Miho.
Just full sprinting up and down first things.
Down to one friendly.
Probably coming back to you.
You got this, bro.
watch in front of the team I'm nervous brah I'm nervous
are you sure you got health on your health I'm they're gonna be impatient
trust
I think one against the number bird
she's still lobby side
if I give you my full government name, can you like say it?
Sure.
Alright, I'll type in the chat.
Maybe don't say your government name.
Yo, I can say your government name too if you want me to.
I mean like I don't really care.
Yeah, my fault.
Yeah, that's not me.
Are you seaming?
Yo, Jake.
We're on PC!
I
Be the good one. Thank you. Do I say that please pretty please pretty please poor billet poor billet
There you go, bro. I got you man. No, you're not Jinxie. So it doesn't work. Yep
The Darth Maul but oh my god
But buzzer hey Jinxie the furry discord
the furry discord of mrs. You I'm sure they fucking do bro I'm sure they fucking do
Jinx he stopped saying that we dated bro. I've never said that I've never once said that
Need to use your drone to locate a bomb
I mean, they're gonna spawn, but they're gonna get desperate, you know?
I'll put a cam and they'll get you.
and
located on
making you broke in my wife up because she found out bottom about what
up
They killed the blast!
Be careful, there's someone in 90 Hall, 90 Hall.
Wait, I know there's only three of them, let's just play as like a normal hobby player.
Let's just run them out, take space.
Wow, okay.
I'm done
Okay, we got one be I think to be actually
I'm not gonna like I'm nice boy
Bro, I don't know about
I feel like them leaving made it. Yo, I think he's on my last game, gsc on my last game.
Uh, what game? This last one. Oh, this one? I got it.
Yo, uh, Azami, Azami's getting on his yellow ping. The other guy's base is Azami's on his yellow ping.
Who's playing here? Who's playing here?
Oh, he...
One base is one on the wall. One friendly operator on the wall.
I'm just getting, I'm just getting ganked. I don't know.
Yo, once you've made those titles.
I mean, what are you like so cool? It's making me nervous
Hey, that's all right, bro. You're good man
What?
Yeah, I'm just a person just like you bro
Gang you're a random. Oh, yeah, tell me
Me ha yo Nick nigga goodbye
Grown-ass man apologizing in a video game golden. What the fuck do you want me to do bro harass people?
Like if they play hook again bro, like the way they say that shit up bro, I could probably just walk in with Monty, they have no barb, they have an Arunie gate and they just sit behind that fucking zombie shit, so let's see if they go hook or we go in this.
Hey Jinxy, you need a haircut.
Ah brother, there's like zero hair on my head.
If I get a haircut, I'm just gonna be skin-balled.
You can locate a bomb.
What do you mean I need a haircut?
If I get a haircut, there's gonna be no hair on my head!
What are you saying nice tongue all right
Yeah, I think it's not like they can really done
Yeah, and they only have one C4 that's probably running kind of worse
five seconds to go
You've located a bomb make your way to its location and abuse it
We bailed out that C4
C4 above careful with it
I'm gonna drop site. Yeah, let's see if we're done.
Passes under birth for you, Joel.
We got zombies playing ahead, so be careful.
Watch out my thing, I'm gonna ask the zombies.
I'm gonna push up and be in no line. One behind B bomb.
You get seen in front of me.
Careful rotate though, I don't know if one's hitting rotate.
One's going to bathroom, careful guys.
I
Think
on the head holes
probably gonna try pushing me
i have a good camp, one's behind me
he's coming out, i think
good stuff
that's my fault
no i'm sorry, that's on me
alright alright, you're good
you're okay
you do no wrong
i think if you just ADS on
take the radio
he's on the left side
He might swing deep. Yeah
Yep, still left side though
Fuck me in the ass, bro. No, I'm sick of it
These guys in a 5v5 were like infants, but as soon as it turned into a 3v5 the best team ever
It's just how we're playing, but we got it. We actually locked in and tried the team
My bad for TK, that was so unfortunate
Low key we locked, we kept losing the site. Let's go up top, bro
Let's just be annoying, let's just slow them down.
Maddie, think of it as your one DJ, think of it as your one self, dude, think of it as
your one and up, think of it as your one.
KingsD, you still plan on playing Overwatch?
Yeah, I'm sure I'll get around to it, bro.
But right now I'm just addicted to League, dude.
But I might take a break from League tonight.
I don't know, I might take a break.
I might not, though, I don't know.
I guess it depends on the seed games, man.
If we keep bleeding, I might just keep grinding, I don't know.
RAY INFORCING WALL!
Grab the drone and dig against the soil.
I
All the man apologizing all right
We want you to go I'm not doing that
I think one may be Ophazide. Careful.
Yeah, one Ophazide.
Guys, come back site, that's not run too much.
Gridlock on my side.
One eye.
Nice. Play chill, play chill.
Walk about, walk about, right side. Nice.
Nice. Yo, Jengzee, can you validate this?
I'm playing with you, Jengzee, bro. I love you so much.
Guys, good luck in your future endeavors.
thank you jing see bro you like inspired me to play the game
thank you very inspiring you guys
jings i love you man
good luck with your guys future games dude
thank you thank you thank you thank you
i'm still here you have times everywhere
bro why does my katie glitch i want to see my katie i'm a child
When is the jerk mate segment?
Mods are permanently banned, Blanco.
No!
Bro, the glaze is crazy.
You got carried, not going to buy it.
Yep.
I think I just went positive, bro.
Rod and the Diggity Prime.
Diggity Prime.
I don't think I went negative in a PC ranked match.
I think, like, 12 games or something?
But yeah, whatever your smoke can hand that shit to me, don't change anything, it's your one.
Hammy, whatever that fucking marijuana is, baby.
Quadding ball.
Yeah, I think I've gone negative in like 12 games.
Juice, take over the bread.
Bro Chat, knock on wood, there's been no game crashes.
Zero game crashes.
No game bratches
What top five you spoke at all
All right, we should ban
God this map was putrid. I guess the things probably the hardest to attack
Because the thing is theme is like you have to be a stack to attack. No, what?
No, no, what what what no no no no no no
I got that morning. I
Actually like attacking canal more than console about
thinks he could tear me a new one. All right. What is the goon of a do a PH stream? Remember
that was a bit of what's your favorite five attack on Titan characters? Five? I don't know.
Probably Levi is Levi's number one. Levi Ackerman. Aaron's kind of turning into like a corn
all them season four I'm not gonna lie. Levi number one um and then probably uh Mika
side number two and then probably like Armin three.
Yeah I don't know. Yeah Jai's right there man.
What's up bro how'd you know it was me?
I'm just giving my opinion on the show that I'm watching first let's finish the taco
Yeah, I'm like halfway through season 4, I've been slacking.
Can you tease your drone to locate a bomb?
Okay, pretty sure that guy just drank like a jug of water.
Oh, Irvin! Yeah, probably like Levi number one.
Commander Irvin number two, Mika number three.
Top three.
Drone has located a bomb.
Aaron's sort of turning into a chud season 4.
WYG, the miniature one.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
Five seconds before insertion.
Located above. Make your way to the location and defuse it.
I'm just trying to get to the other side of the road, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
my bad
I'm sorry.
Fuck dude! Oh my fucking god!
NEO!
Uh, yo, there's one stuck in bathroom.
Close on you apps, close, close, close, close. Stuck bathroom.
Okay, out of my, he's on buck, and then the other guy's stuck bathroom.
Last guy was longbought.
Nice guys!
There it is!
One plate.
I love when people just get in there and swing, bro.
I love when people just get in there and fucking swing.
I love when people just get in there and let their fucking nuts act.
I love me do that
My school views the government
Me goes active you want to join bro, why are you so like Jinxy?
Because I am
you're a jinxed bro no glace i'm a v
what did he say what did he say stop it what's the joint bro i i i i i i don't think stop
it's stop it's ah scrubbing for something he's in solid city but i'm solo queueing
Uh, to champ. So good a champ, champ. So good a champ. So good a champ, bruh.
What is the schedule? I don't know. I might get on League in a little bit.
I'm kind of just playing it by ear. I'm gonna stay on the stage games, go.
Jimmy, the good run. Cause like, League is beating me down because I'm bad at League.
But like, the only way to get better at League is to play League.
But I played one game this morning and I played it okay at the start.
And then I entered at the end on accident. I didn't mean to.
I
Jixie yo, fuck no way bro. How the fuck did I get to your game?
I'm living in a brand new account, bro. I don't know. Maybe I never are something
I don't even know. I look he forgot with this piece. I haven't played on this like in years
I
Call in a second. Well, is there a way you can make
Yep, that's what I'm doing right now
fake horror they could have had got it boi
setting up a holy shit
fucking kill room
hey they put another kate on it watch out they put another kate on it
one's on pillar, one's on pillar, one's on pillar
changing my
one's backside
last black
back up
actually go to the left team
the box go to the left
last black
I'm gonna plant that box, go to it
AHHHHH JXY
NO JXY
You're limited
Friendly missions accept
JXY I SAID THE PLANT BUNNY
No you're good bro you actually are a good teammate
You like got the caves off the wall
Entry frag inside, good job
Apica 300 champ bro
Yeah, I got a question. Are you Jamesy?
Yes
No, no
No, no, I got this recording. I'm busy this old tip top. I'm put for me. Oh boy. I'm sorry. I have to
Bro, yeah, keep playing good. We're doing good. I appreciate it, bro
Q's back, man.
Why are you lying about being jingsy?
Bro.
He's literally lying, bro.
I'm jingsy, bro.
I'm jingsy.
I don't believe you.
OK.
Yo, so I'm in a discord with, like, six people right now?
He said, why you look like Pols?
I
Y'all this is locked in the game. Well, yeah, I got a question. Yes, me. Oh, yes, me. Oh
Are you jinxing?
Yo, buddy, I don't know what your like
Yo, bro. Yes, I said it. I said yes. Yes. Yes
Are you sure?
YES!
No, no, no, no, no, no, stop it!
Yo, Jixi, he's trying to rage bait you!
Jixi, he's trying to rage bait you, bro!
He's trying to rage bait you!
Chill out.
Be advised, your drone is located in bomb.
Hey, Jax, I think it's in the bomb, though.
Yo, um, Jixi, you know I played Bolo before?
Yo, he fraud me.
Sounds correct.
Oh, yo, you did not play me in Bolo.
I played Bolo.
Hey, hey, yo, this kid is...
Oh my god!
wot wot wot
yo fake jc
we're in the last area
wot wot wot
you want to know who cut all the cake?
who bro?
you gotta look like nobron james
not gonna work
I'm not gonna work.
You know, Jim, see, I'm looking scared now, bro.
I'm shaking. I'm scared.
Jesus Christ, fumps.
I need to hear what side he's on.
Come on, get me out of here.
Guys, I need guns!
I need guns!
How are you already dead?
I don't know why I'm rushing, of course there's two people down.
The one time Nicholas Stewart gets out of line, there's two people routing an exit, okay.
Got a one friendly.
One out, four remaining.
Is he out of control or what?
He's got some control over him.
That is awful.
Oh my god!
I hate that a lot!
Really? Are you a controller, Thurman?
Yeah, I am.
I'm actually impressed. Good job. Good job.
Yeah, I know you are.
Yo, yo Jinxie, you're my biggest fan. Oh my god this kid. Hey, hey, hey
Bro this kid. Oh my god
What is this guy's name, bro?
Yo, bro, uh, uh, just take the compliment dude. Just take the compliment
You're my biggest fan is this guy for real?
Wait, Jynxly.
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up?
Have you been to New York before?
Uh, no.
Well, yeah, one time for my birthday.
Yeah, keep it. Keep it that way.
Quick question, bro.
How are you walking doing better than me, bro?
I picked 300 champs and you're hot.
I
You guys so now no no no no no no no no no look that count piece. I'm rude to
Cuz I'm the goat
Hey buddy, you're in a boat you're in your gold buddy like take it out
No, not really all right well, it's the best player
You're really lucky that you're just lucky that you have a package here because you
would have made it out.
You got under 10 seconds.
Yo, your mic is too quiet now.
Oh, I like when it's loud.
Bomb located by off-board.
Yeah, I'm a 10 seconds.
Yo, your mic is too quiet now.
Oh, I like one as well.
Bomb located by our port.
Yo, uh, little kid, you want a 1v1 me or what?
Yeah, I'll 1v1 you.
I'll fry you.
Yeah, but you kind of got to pay the fee.
Yo bro, is this kid like...
I
Say what we want
Yo, he's right there he's right there Jinx. He's right there. I don't know what that caught on it
He's right there. He's right there. Yo, I learned to call out or don't call out. I'm not
Yo, Jynxie, what are we collabing?
Yo, you'll fly me out to Tampa, right?
Yo, bro, you're like 12.
Reloading!
Cover me!
Tampa!
Yo, Jynxie.
Yo, what?
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up, here?
Um, the guy that you muted said, on mute you, he turned his mic lower, so like, on mute
now. Like right now.
Nothing before.
He's just kind of bossing around.
I haven't been with him.
Woohoo!
Up for last operator standing
Good perspective there Tom Clancy
Yo, how are you there?
Yo
Yo kid, I've had enough of him, alright?
Yo kid, shut up kid!
Reload!
Well played. Well played, Pa. Poor little kid. Yo bro, just one more on me, alright? One more on me. Let's see who's actually better.
Alright, I know you want to watch me play so bad. Yeah, let's see who's actually better, bro. Join this game.
Where you landed me? Add me back, add me back. Alright, I'll add you back.
This kid is a fucking troll.
Nobody think of it as your one.
Tarek, think of it as your one.
I'm gonna want to be one of them. I just had a verbal class.
Epstein, okay? I'm gonna have this guy.
I mean, like, holy fuck.
Yo, what is this kid's name?
Bro, I'm never gonna know his name
There's all these fucking freaks on my friends list.
What's his name, bro?
What is his name?
That wasn't him.
There's no way that was him.
Highlights find it, find it, find it.
He was the gold player on my team last game.
Chat Zanny Raptor was his like streamer mode thing name.
His name was your daddy.
Okay.
This might be him. I'm not even kidding. This might be him.
Yep, that's him. Yo!
Yo, hello.
So, you're voiceband?
Voiceband?
Alright, bro. You ready? Hey, give me a host, bro. You ready to get humble?
Humble? What's humble? Explain humble to me.
I said, are you ready to get humble?
No. What's humble? Explain humble to me.
me. Um, uh, well, what? Like, what? Yeah, you need to go back to school. Yo, bro, mute
the stream by the way. I hear myself dumb. Oh, okay. Yo, I got you. Are you ready to
lose, bro? Wait, Lurkin make up. Okay, okay, Lurkin, can you hear me? You'll start the
game, bro.
lurkin, can you hear me?
Yo, lurkin, can you hear me?
I need to change the settings, chat.
I'm not going to lose to this kid.
Yo, bro, I need to change the settings.
We have to make a new logic.
Can you invite me again?
Yeah, I'll write you.
Is this not Muda's old name?
Muda's old name was lurkin.
It's spelled differently.
Yeah, guys, it's Muda.
He sounds like he's eight.
What do you mean?
Like this is not Muda.
What?
How do you guys remember Muda's alt name,
but you don't remember how Muda's voice sounds?
Jinx, do you remind me of Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Hunter, okay.
All right, Lurkin, give me a host now.
I know.
Okay.
Well, yo, wait, I got a question I'm sure he does bro. Yeah, what's up, dude? What's up?
Why'd you copy my name?
Like why'd you put the O up before? Yeah, like you copy my name, uh bro lurkin
Yo, I'm lurkin lurkin
Yeah, we're looking working.
I didn't copy your name, bro. I met you 10 minutes ago.
Okay.
Start the game.
All right.
Don't tell us what to do.
Okay, start the game.
Alright, don't tell me what to do.
Okay, I'm gonna go use the bathroom, okay?
You
I
Yo lurkin you ready to get worked bro start the game. All right
Hold on kid. I like what did I say about not like don't tell me what you know you should you're a kid, bro? You're a kid
for your rich bro just get someone to pee for you
uh lurkin i'm gonna be honest i might be the most creative strange psychotic
sentence ever heard in my life bro lurkin i'm just gonna let you know bro
this is not like this is not gonna be some easy one-on-one okay this is not
gonna like lock in bro all right if i win
If I win, you gotta give me half your money.
So, Lurkin, why would I do that, bro?
I met you five minutes ago. Why would I do that, bro?
Well, well, why would you not do it?
Uh, because why would I do it? I'm not gonna do it.
Huh? What?
Oh, deal? You said deal?
No, no, I didn't say deal. I didn't say deal.
I'll hold you to this.
Since we're like best friends now.
No, Merkin bro, how old are you buddy?
Um, I'm 8.
Say, say what about me bro?
You are 8 years old Merkin, how did you even get the game?
Um, I don't know.
You know, I didn't come to the game, the game came to me.
So you're eight years old and you're playing with like cars.
Well, I'm just the best at everything, so it doesn't really matter.
So Morgan, if you're the best at everything, you're going to win the game, right?
I mean, I might let you win a couple of rounds, but five seconds, I mean, yeah, probably.
Okay, so what is your score prediction?
I'll go how much you located at the end.
Um...
Alright.
Let me think about it.
or neutralize uh so lurkin what happened there bro um that was unlucky
all right you know everyone gets unlucky sometimes i don't think it was unlucky
bro i sort of just put no it was unlucky no i was unlucky
so lurkin like tell me about yourself bro have you ever hit champion before or
now yeah i hit champion how many times
Like four times I
Respect that bro. Um, have you hit champ on PC yet or no?
No
Are you trying to champ on PC wave you found console?
Yeah, but I also play on PC sometimes
Okay, so are you on PC right now? No
No, no.
Look, are you actually eight, bro?
Yeah.
Bro, you don't sound eight, bro. Eight-year-old sounds like younger.
Okay, then how old am I?
I would say you're probably, if I had to guess, 14.
14?
I'd say you're 14. Yeah, you sound like you're 14.
No.
How old are you?
Yeah, bro, you're 14.
I know you're not eight. You're not eight
Bro, no, no, you're not you're not eight
Yes, you're you're 14
You said how old am I I'm 20 so you're 24 and you wanted to go on a play date with the
you wanted to play a video you want to go out with the team you're open eye out
for up for attempting to defuse your bombs
that was a close one
I'm doing the best player alive.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, bro.
No, good shot. Wait, are you on console right now or PC?
Yeah, I'm on console.
You're on Xbox right now?
Yes.
That was actually a really good shot.
Really good shot, bro. Like actually good shot.
Yeah, I know.
Jesus Christ. Yo, Lurkin, you gotta, okay, Lurkin, dude.
You got to learn to take compliments, bro. Seriously. And not just say, yeah, I know, bro, take a compliment.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm giving you a compliment, bro. You're still going to lose the game.
Lose? What's, what's losing?
Uh, uh, you know what, bro? You know what you got, you got this. You're gonna win.
I know. So, Lurkin, if you're eight years old, how old were you when you started playing
the game? Um, I'm not eight years old. I've never seen
you. You're trying to locate a bomb. Why would you assume that I'm eight years old?
You literally said you're eight. Now, Lurkin, you're 14, right? I can just tell. I can tell
you're 14 by your voice, bro. You're 14. You could just tell 14-year-olds.
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I can tell 14-oh!
You sound like you're 14, bro!
Ten seconds to go.
That's a very good skill, Tav.
Insertion in five seconds.
You must locate and diffuse the bomb.
That's not allowed only once if it happens again I'm gonna mute
Get me that wall
I
Can't get out
for eliminated get the game sent a rock
that was a hell of a no med how's that shocking shot
bar
yo did uvsoft like give you special powers bro just hang it up miho miho miho
because miho miho miho since we revived the game
this should give me some powers too bro lurkin what do you mean
I met you eight minutes ago bro, what do you mean we I just met you
Bro you walked into it you walked into a no matter bro just me how hang it up
Got me that world
yo jinksy yo what's up uh barken what's up bro
are you the real jinksy love bro i'm not doing this shit no more
like bro i already invited you to a 1v1 dude it's me bro
i invited you to the 1v1 actually you know this kid is like i swear to god this kid has
got to protect the bomb i didn't know little kids smoked me bro
get me that woe woe
uh, look there, way to leave your drone in the center of the doorframe bro
Yeah, wait, Jinxie.
What, bro? Like, legitimately what?
So, when are we streaming together? Like, an IRL stream together?
Yeah, an IRL.
I guess I'm needed.
Good round, bro.
If I do what you gotta give me half your you gotta give me half your money you're lurking I like bro
What like what what like no dude? No what?
Bro you could definitely still win bro, you're not that bad you're good you like you're just not you're the best
I didn't say that you're not the best. Yes, you did you just said I never said that just said that
bro the best player is stomping bro you are not stomping yo my chat yo my chat yo chat clip that
are you even streaming like are you actually like schizophrenic bro oh no I'm talking to
our strip our chat yo bro yo bro do you you think you like own the stream like what's happening
bro uh uh lurking bro look all that happened bro you just want to go jinksy
what yo jinksy what i got a joke where does it go all the way you butchered the joke bro
the joke's already butchered no it's not so all right i got another
try to tell the joke again
I got another joke
knock knock
who's there
who
who's there
who
who's there
who
your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb
alright so are you like
delver something
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
I'm not giving you no more fucking compliments, bro. Well, I mean, I don't need any compliments. I am who the fuck gets a compliment
and says I know you know my nickname
What bro, what is your name?
What?
Because I am the compliment. Oh
Oh great Lurkin that made no fucking sense bro wow that made no fucking sense
Wow Lurkin that made no sense dude. Yes it did you want me to explain it to you?
Yes, you're explaining it bro explain it Lurkin explain it to me
Why what you said?
Explain it to me explain the job
What joke?
Yo bro are you pregnant?
Yo I'm so bad
Holy moly. You're a grown man.
Yeah, yeah, Lurkin, I'm a grown man. I guess that's an insult now in 2026.
You're Lurkin, you're a kid. You're a little kid.
I know.
Yeah, alright, so how's that insult? I'm a grown man.
Hey bro, I was a kid also one day too. You're gonna be a grown man one day too. That's how life is.
You might think you're some invincible little kid right now, you're not.
When you become 24, you're gonna be a grown man as well.
Yo, Jinxie.
Since you don't want to do that, that half and half deal with your money,
how about if I work, you gotta give me a bag.
You don't like that one?
You don't like that one? Is it just me?
I
Yo, why'd you choose mom?
Yo get out of my stream. Yo soft dreams. Oh, this kid is not even streaming
You're actually a mom. No, I just got us a drone
I
Watch you got a shotgun
Nervous don't don't get nervous cuz you're first in the room
Well played, right into that shotgun
Out of the back genius play yep walk right into the shotgun bro. Good job. If you didn't know I'm actually a genius
Alright, this game's a pile of shit.
I guess refund.
This game's literally a pile of shit.
I guess refund, bro.
I guess refund.
What?
This game's a pile of the fucking shit.
What just happened?
What?
Yo chat, is rolling loud tomorrow?
Chad, who's in the artist in Rowling Loud?
Chad, who is in the artist in Rowling Loud?
Who is the artist in Rowling Loud tomorrow?
Non-Toloper, NBA Youngboy, Playboy Cardi, what?
You could rejoin?
I don't think you can, bro.
I think I'm just glitched.
Nah, I can't rejoin.
I can't rejoin.
Bro, look, and I'll play.
The game's shit.
I'm not dodging you.
The game's shit, bro.
I don't want to re-host the entire lobby.
I'm not dodging this kid bro, the game is just shit, the game is bad, I don't want to
rehost the lobby.
Alright, I'm not going to ban the whole chat.
Yo hello?
Yo, Lurkin, what's up bro?
Yo, are you going to play or are you just going to duck like that?
I'm not ducking, the lobby crashed, what do you want me to say, the lobby crashed!
Are you sure?
me it didn't say anything. It's a dirty little ducker.
We'll just play to five because I don't want to punch in all the scores.
All right. All right, whatever you say, man.
All right, do you want to play Oregon again?
Whatever you say. Whatever you say.
I have miles just bad at all. Thank you.
Yo, Lurkin. Are you in?
I have to re-host the lobby. Invite me again. Invite me again. Invite me again. Invite me
again. Your chat, I'm not ducking the lobby crash. I can't control this game being a
fucking horrible game of course they're not be crashing
yo give me helps give me helps
i'm gonna give you a host
yo don't talk to me like that
bro i like it
it's all peace love and positivity
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not getting like,
I'm not getting pressed by a little kid right now.
You and me, he, he.
I'm not getting pressed by a little kid right now, bro.
Yo, start the game.
Yo, I'm trying to start the game.
All right, bro.
All right, I'm actually gonna try now.
Let's go, let's go.
All right, Merkin, you ready to lose, bro?
Wait, what'd you say?
Are you ready to lose?
Don't trust me, bro.
I'm actually going to try this game, it's you and me, it's you and me, it's you and me.
Why why are you in my stream? Why the fuck are you in my fucking stream?
I'm sorry. Why are you in my stream?
and
they call me the goat because I am the goat
Yep, get on that drill.
I
Don't read the rage
Not gonna make me read daddy appreciate it
Now this I do what I'm losing to this look
I
See the one day break from me probably back home tomorrow
Yo
Why why what did I get the hell did I do?
Make a deal with God
Take your rest you earned it. Thank you. Don't ask for thank you bro. Bro. Be down like don't ask
We got to play that uh that uh that league thing that um that uh the clash thing.
Don't just text me with the other challengers you want to get our tomorrow or
tonight. I'll make a T-in with Scott.
We're looking at Mike. I might just be a little bit better, bro.
Wait what? Okay, in a second.
Your mic cut out.
I might just be a little better.
Five seconds in counting.
four has yet to locate a bomb you know why are you going mousey is it because I went mousey
I don't know if it is.
Did we go to Asami?
We're single bound upon Asami.
You're making like we're living in weirdest, largest failure out of a million-owned
What was that? Was that supposed to be Nate?
Yo, Jinxie. Yo, Jinxie. You know Chubboy Nate? He's from the trenches.
Bro, I don't know why. You're game like you like don't make sound or something.
No, no, we're from the trenches.
Bro, you're not from the trenches, kid. Like what do you mean you're from the fucking trenches?
it's hard out here where are you from making fun of me it's hard out here
yeah why are you asking me where I live you're not gonna say like your state
no you're asking my address that's not what I what what no I didn't do that I
never did that
I'm actually from the trenches, okay?
Yeah, where are you from?
I need to locate a bomb.
Yeah, I don't really care.
Ten seconds before insertion.
Yeah, it's really tough out here.
Five seconds to go.
it's all some shun and lollipops and tarpon springs
uh no bro there's some rough parts that you just don't see on the internet
oh alright
are you sure?
What the fuck did you just say what what you said what are you into tortoise?
Uh, no, bro, I got someone for you. His name is Pika to chubby. Yo a appreciate that bro. I'm good. Yo, yo chat
Yo chat, tune into YA101211 stream.
Yeah, you know, Ghost on Yoshi?
Probably don't, because you have no ball knowledge.
Anyway, from the trenches, like me.
This little cat is not from the fucking trenches.
I just know you love some portas, though.
I just know you love some tour cuts.
five
one
oh
like you're such a baby bro you're so impatient
like oh my god you're such a baby it's just the outlet bro it's just that you
This is why I have 100 tournament wins and you have zero, bro.
Oh my god.
Love bro, just say it bro.
You tried your best, bro.
No, it's not over until I win.
Bro, great motivation, Lurkin, but bro, it's over.
Stop.
Yeah, it's over bro.
Stop.
For looking, I do this bro.
I have 30,000 hours on this game, bro.
You're not gonna beat me.
Day of 30,000 hours?
Yeah, yeah, bro.
I'm leveled like 1,500 on this account.
I have like nine other accounts, bro.
You're not within this, bro.
I dedicated my life into this game, Lurkin.
And I suggest you don't do the same, bro.
I hope you go have fun and get ready to hear the bomb.
We really dedicated our life to this game.
We really just brought this game
on this little bit of a shit that I'm gonna be doing.
down at 5 seconds
hot 4 has yet to locate the bomb
yo you know chaser each quick
overrod complete
yo yo am i muted? yo hello? yo hello?
what about SAC trigger with the T
He are on.
of
Thank you for the $200 we get to appreciate you.
So you use the blitz and then scream to cut off the noise of tanking site.
All right.
You're definitely a console kid.
You are too.
You don't need to make fun of me for more art from way more than you are.
You got me there, Ralph.
It's all good.
Play like a cringelord.
It's all gonna end the same.
I mean, I've never even seen that level of cringe.
Screaming to cut off comms while running up white with blitz.
of
now so and so and so
We located a bomb.
I don't know what I'm doing with that.
Alright, I didn't know why. I should have just left that for you, you splints.
Organic, give it to one.
Creep, give it to one.
He plays like a freak, bro, I don't know, he's just running around.
Alright, he's listening to my stream in the middle of the game, he's using Blitz running up white stairs.
I feel like I'm still just going to win.
It's literally like 5 seconds to catch.
We'll see.
I mean, his aim's good enough to where he could definitely kill me, but...
and
Alright, since we're playing cringe, I'm just going to do this.
I feel like I'm just going to lose, I could just tell.
Like I don't know, everything that could go wrong is going wrong in this game.
Also he like played Blitz but whatever, I probably should have just knowingly banned
it.
You're located upon.
What lucky and shots bro lucky shot number four
What like that is actually lucky shot like you are never doing that again
No blitz no win your trash lucky shot, bro
like you're just a beater girl
it's you just beat all over me i guess
whoa whoa whoa just keep beating i guess
yeah just keep beating i guess
This is how you die.
Pop-4 has located a bomb.
5-4 is a huge thing about, if you need to disable their disables.
All-
Power!
Mission failure.
That's a one-shot shot.
He actually does it in every shot.
GG, she's the goat.
I didn't see...
I'm actually gonna lose this game.
I'm gonna piece the goat, he's the goat, bro.
You like, flick and hit every shell.
shi-
please don't lose to this kid
they need to locate a bomb
he's not missing, i don't know what to say
he's not missing
ten seconds to go
he is not missing though
five seconds
this kid is not missing
a bomb must be located and diffused
of
she went up again I can get
I mean, he's low.
holy god sent blessing I mean he didn't cheat but whatever
Jesus
shit
I wall banged him nine times and he hasn't died
alright
he did literally cheat but it's all