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What they are. All right chat. So later on tonight, y'all, what's up with us? What's up?"}, {"start": 580.0, "end": 587.0, "text": " This is in a close up old gap. They say, Andrew, is he just snap."}, {"start": 587.0, "end": 593.88, "text": " From the UFO files, a few witnesses have reported seeing crewmen who hand landed from the objects"}, {"start": 593.88, "end": 596.92, "text": " who are described as three and a half to four feet tall."}, {"start": 598.52, "end": 602.2, "text": " Wearing what we appear to believe are spacesuits and helmets."}, {"start": 603.96, "end": 609.08, "text": " A few witnesses have reported seeing crewmen who hand landed from the objects who are described"}, {"start": 609.08, "end": 614.36, "text": " as three and a half to four foot tall. Wearing what appear to be spacesuits and helmets."}, {"start": 614.36, "end": 630.36, "text": " Author Edwards concludes that this book, with a prediction that in the near future UFOs will make an overt landing or deliberate contact with Earth, a copy of this letter is being directed to Denver in few of the contract awarded to Dr. Edwards."}, {"start": 630.36, "end": 631.36, "text": " Condone."}, {"start": 631.36, "end": 638.36, "text": " The above is being called the Bureau's attention in view of the press report mounting pressure for the civilian."}, {"start": 638.36, "end": 642.52, "text": " controlled investigation agency to handle UFO matters."}, {"start": 643.5600000000001, "end": 645.0600000000001, "text": " Three to four foot tall."}, {"start": 648.96, "end": 650.52, "text": " That's how they loved."}, {"start": 656.6, "end": 657.44, "text": " Chat, what do you think chat?"}, {"start": 657.44, "end": 658.84, "text": " Do y'all want to meet aliens?"}, {"start": 660.2, "end": 661.78, "text": " This isn't a closeable gap."}, {"start": 663.5600000000001, "end": 665.16, "text": " Bro, they are your height."}, {"start": 665.16, "end": 667.9200000000001, "text": " So you, I'm not four foot tall."}, {"start": 668.36, "end": 669.96, "text": " Guys, I'm like 5'10\"."}, {"start": 670.46, "end": 671.76, "text": " I'm literally 5'10\"."}, {"start": 671.76, "end": 674.5600000000001, "text": " Called One. Why would I call One? Why?"}, {"start": 674.76, "end": 675.46, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 676.36, "end": 681.76, "text": " Like, he's opening K- Like, why the fuck would I call One? Like, why are you typing?"}, {"start": 682.36, "end": 683.76, "text": " Why are you typing?"}, {"start": 685.86, "end": 688.36, "text": " Like, stop trying to give me the call, everybody!"}, {"start": 689.36, "end": 691.96, "text": " Cyrillic's thinking about the prime stuff. Kee don't think about it's your one."}, {"start": 692.16, "end": 694.86, "text": " Jinxie, they found you. They're not gonna get us."}, {"start": 694.96, "end": 696.36, "text": " Now chat. Listen, bro."}, {"start": 696.36, "end": 714.36, "text": " So, chat, last night, bro, chat, last night I get an email from Twitch that said that we are for the first time ever rolling loud is allowing people to watch party rolling loud live on Twitch chat."}, {"start": 714.36, "end": 720.36, "text": " Only to like, only to people that they invited to watch and I got invited somehow."}, {"start": 720.36, "end": 725.66, "text": " So chat do y'all want to watch that later? I think it's at like nine. I think it's in like"}, {"start": 726.16, "end": 731.96, "text": " Six or seven hours like I think it's at like nine chat. It's like who's performing tonight. Do we know?"}, {"start": 732.84, "end": 738.38, "text": " This isn't a closeable gap chat whoo-hoo whoo whoo who performs tonight Cardi"}, {"start": 746.08, "end": 749.9200000000001, "text": " Cardi down to Oliver is there a way to see you performs?"}, {"start": 750.36, "end": 762.2, "text": " Netspen? Who is on? I don't know. Ken Carson? What? PRJ with the 10 gifts and a WPRJ in"}, {"start": 762.2, "end": 770.9, "text": " the chat! Okay, this is tonight. John Toliver, SD Kid, Chief Keef, Stababi, Netspen, Xavier"}, {"start": 770.9, "end": 777.78, "text": " Sobe, Sofego, Luck Tyler, 1900, Rug Brat, Nino Paid, Lazer Dim, Fimigaro, Whitey, Soso"}, {"start": 777.78, "end": 783.62, "text": " Camo, Lilo, Childy, Belly Gang, Young Faizo, Georgiana Loweck, tomorrow is Playboy Cardi,"}, {"start": 784.26, "end": 791.78, "text": " and Sunday is Ken Carson. So Chad, do y'all want to watch these? What time is this at, bro?"}, {"start": 792.74, "end": 798.26, "text": " I know that they going crazy down bad, what they had? Yeah, Chad, we'll see, we'll see the vibes,"}, {"start": 798.26, "end": 804.8199999999999, "text": " bro. We'll see the vibes. Bro, I want to see, bro, Estee Kidd is sick, Chief Keith is sick,"}, {"start": 804.82, "end": 808.9200000000001, "text": " I'm taller for sick. I don't know who sub-AB is and that spend is sick"}, {"start": 812.6600000000001, "end": 814.6600000000001, "text": " Nino paid is sick"}, {"start": 816.46, "end": 818.46, "text": " So so camo is sick"}, {"start": 819.34, "end": 826.2600000000001, "text": " Playboy Cardi do Saturday is stacked. What playboy Cardi destroy lonely poosh ice-tee"}, {"start": 827.34, "end": 829.34, "text": " Protect"}, {"start": 829.34, "end": 831.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 831.86, "end": 833.86, "text": " Scared"}, {"start": 833.86, "end": 838.5600000000001, "text": " Dude Saturday looks pretty stacked bro. I'm not gonna lie to you and then Sunday Ken Carson"}, {"start": 839.98, "end": 841.98, "text": " Osama son black boy Matt"}, {"start": 842.58, "end": 844.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 844.34, "end": 846.74, "text": " PBM is performing rotting loud bro"}, {"start": 848.26, "end": 851.98, "text": " Crazy crazy crazy. Yes. No chat. Well, we'll see the vibes bro"}, {"start": 851.98, "end": 854.26, "text": " We might react to some of the some of the songs"}, {"start": 854.4200000000001, "end": 857.46, "text": " They said it's not one of those things where I have to like constantly be watching it"}, {"start": 857.46, "end": 859.52, "text": " like I could just pop it and pop out, but they invited me."}, {"start": 859.52, "end": 861.02, "text": " So we'll see what happens, bro."}, {"start": 863.1, "end": 866.74, "text": " I know that they going crazy down bad."}, {"start": 866.74, "end": 868.0600000000001, "text": " What day ahead?"}, {"start": 868.0600000000001, "end": 869.0600000000001, "text": " Rhino, they can predict your one."}, {"start": 869.0600000000001, "end": 870.22, "text": " CS, they can predict your one."}, {"start": 870.22, "end": 872.0600000000001, "text": " Now chat, ask for it today, bro."}, {"start": 874.1600000000001, "end": 877.6600000000001, "text": " I think our six pro league is going on right now."}, {"start": 877.6600000000001, "end": 880.7, "text": " I think the Salt Lake City Major has started,"}, {"start": 880.7, "end": 883.62, "text": " but I don't know if Stompin' is playing."}, {"start": 883.62, "end": 886.26, "text": " I don't think Stompin' plays till tomorrow."}, {"start": 886.26, "end": 889.26, "text": " I don't think it's time to play so tomorrow."}, {"start": 892.26, "end": 899.26, "text": " I know that the best of ones, we have now got quite an exciting prospect ahead of us."}, {"start": 899.26, "end": 902.26, "text": " Yeah, I'm looking forward to getting into it without some couple of games already."}, {"start": 902.26, "end": 905.26, "text": " So it's best of ones. Who's playing right now?"}, {"start": 905.26, "end": 910.26, "text": " No, it shouldn't. I mean, foreign group men. I mean, that sounds like..."}, {"start": 910.26, "end": 918.1, "text": " Yo boggles, hey, hey, boggles, it's one thing to harass me in my own chat, going into another"}, {"start": 918.1, "end": 922.66, "text": " chat and harassing me is next level unemployment!"}, {"start": 922.66, "end": 928.9, "text": " Shut the fuck up boggles!"}, {"start": 928.9, "end": 932.78, "text": " You're an alien, stop smiling as if aliens can't smile!"}, {"start": 932.78, "end": 936.9399999999999, "text": " Spoilers playing, save one lah hee bro."}, {"start": 936.9399999999999, "end": 939.46, "text": " Let's see the schedule chat, let's peep the schedule."}, {"start": 939.46, "end": 941.26, "text": " Shop of Vibrebellion is playing four angry men."}, {"start": 941.26, "end": 942.96, "text": " Who the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 944.26, "end": 946.62, "text": " Wait, Daystar is beating Falcons?"}, {"start": 946.62, "end": 947.46, "text": " Voss?"}, {"start": 948.98, "end": 951.34, "text": " Shop of Vibrebellion is playing,"}, {"start": 953.34, "end": 954.38, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 955.8000000000001, "end": 957.14, "text": " Chad, who is four angry men?"}, {"start": 957.14, "end": 958.1, "text": " Who is this team?"}, {"start": 961.34, "end": 966.34, "text": " Gotti, Telexoni, Rockstar, Lita, Darcyly, and EDN."}, {"start": 966.34, "end": 970.34, "text": " I do not know a single person on this team."}, {"start": 970.34, "end": 973.34, "text": " I'm being dead ass."}, {"start": 973.34, "end": 980.34, "text": " Also, why is their team name for angry men when it's five."}, {"start": 980.34, "end": 984.34, "text": " Or wait, no, that's six. Okay, that's bad man."}, {"start": 984.34, "end": 986.34, "text": " Oh, here's the coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 986.34, "end": 990.34, "text": " So Chad, do y'all want to watch a sports game?"}, {"start": 990.34, "end": 993.34, "text": " Do y'all want to watch sports game?"}, {"start": 993.34, "end": 995.82, "text": " Winnispoit playing, Winnispoit playing, Jack."}, {"start": 995.82, "end": 1000.82, "text": " Winnispoit playing, two of them are not angry."}, {"start": 1001.1, "end": 1002.82, "text": " Oh, that actually makes sense."}, {"start": 1002.82, "end": 1004.38, "text": " Oh my God, you're right."}, {"start": 1004.38, "end": 1006.1800000000001, "text": " Their team name is Four Angry Men"}, {"start": 1006.1800000000001, "end": 1008.22, "text": " because two of them are not angry."}, {"start": 1008.22, "end": 1009.98, "text": " Jack, where is this team from?"}, {"start": 1011.7, "end": 1014.98, "text": " I've never even heard of this team."}, {"start": 1014.98, "end": 1016.1800000000001, "text": " They have 13 followers."}, {"start": 1016.1800000000001, "end": 1017.7800000000001, "text": " They must be a brand new team."}, {"start": 1018.74, "end": 1019.86, "text": " Where are they from?"}, {"start": 1021.3000000000001, "end": 1022.74, "text": " This isn't a close-up of that."}, {"start": 1022.74, "end": 1029.68, "text": " Vietnam okay China wait China or Vietnam chat is fat gonna watch sports game"}, {"start": 1034.2, "end": 1039.36, "text": " Shawty consider my lap there's Andrews. They just snap. This isn't a closeable gap"}, {"start": 1041.92, "end": 1046.14, "text": " Chat so should we watch sports game should we watch sports game? I don't know who they're playing though, dude"}, {"start": 1046.14, "end": 1055.0800000000002, "text": " They're in China's league. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think China has a new"}, {"start": 1055.0800000000002, "end": 1060.0800000000002, "text": " um, um, league in Siege like a new, a new China league in Siege. Let me call Fett."}, {"start": 1060.0800000000002, "end": 1071.48, "text": " This isn't a closeable gap. Go to have on YouTube. I bought it with a sec. Yo, Fettuccine,"}, {"start": 1071.48, "end": 1073.4, "text": " Let me upgrade it out."}, {"start": 1073.4, "end": 1074.88, "text": " What's good?"}, {"start": 1074.88, "end": 1078.08, "text": " Yo bro, are you watching a sports game in a little bit?"}, {"start": 1078.08, "end": 1078.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1078.92, "end": 1080.76, "text": " Do you want to watch it together?"}, {"start": 1080.76, "end": 1081.6, "text": " Hell yeah."}, {"start": 1081.6, "end": 1082.96, "text": " What, do you know what time it is?"}, {"start": 1082.96, "end": 1084.68, "text": " Is it in two minutes or no?"}, {"start": 1084.68, "end": 1086.3600000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's like right now,"}, {"start": 1086.3600000000001, "end": 1087.6, "text": " it's like in two minutes, yeah."}, {"start": 1087.6, "end": 1090.2, "text": " Okay, okay, in fact, I'm going to call you in Discord,"}, {"start": 1090.2, "end": 1091.88, "text": " okay, in like two minutes."}, {"start": 1091.88, "end": 1092.72, "text": " I bet, bro."}, {"start": 1092.72, "end": 1093.56, "text": " Love you, bro."}, {"start": 1093.56, "end": 1095.2, "text": " All right, I'll see you soon, bro."}, {"start": 1095.2, "end": 1096.04, "text": " Is there?"}, {"start": 1096.04, "end": 1097.6, "text": " Yeah, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet."}, {"start": 1097.6, "end": 1098.64, "text": " All right, guys."}, {"start": 1098.64, "end": 1100.3600000000001, "text": " So we're going to watch sports game."}, {"start": 1100.3600000000001, "end": 1102.1200000000001, "text": " I don't know who they're playing."}, {"start": 1102.1200000000001, "end": 1103.92, "text": " I don't know who they're playing, bro."}, {"start": 1105.68, "end": 1107.72, "text": " I told y'all, I'm not gonna miss a single one"}, {"start": 1107.72, "end": 1110.48, "text": " of Stompin's games or sports games"}, {"start": 1110.48, "end": 1113.48, "text": " unless it's literally at 10 a.m."}, {"start": 1113.48, "end": 1115.0400000000002, "text": " Like, I'm early right now."}, {"start": 1115.0400000000002, "end": 1117.0400000000002, "text": " Like, this is already early, bro."}, {"start": 1117.0400000000002, "end": 1120.16, "text": " I'm at two, I normally go live at three,"}, {"start": 1120.16, "end": 1122.48, "text": " but yeah, I'm gonna try to watch this whole ass major"}, {"start": 1122.48, "end": 1125.44, "text": " as much as I can because this is actually an NA major."}, {"start": 1125.44, "end": 1128.3600000000001, "text": " All the other majors, the games, they're playing at 5 a.m."}, {"start": 1128.3600000000001, "end": 1130.1200000000001, "text": " When Stompin had that DWC run"}, {"start": 1130.1200000000001, "end": 1132.16, "text": " where they got top two in Saudi."}, {"start": 1132.16, "end": 1133.48, "text": " They were playing at seven in the morning."}, {"start": 1133.48, "end": 1135.4, "text": " It's like, all right."}, {"start": 1135.4, "end": 1140.4, "text": " But yeah, I'm assuming sports team is gonna walk this team."}, {"start": 1141.0400000000002, "end": 1142.92, "text": " I don't know who these guys are, bro."}, {"start": 1142.92, "end": 1144.44, "text": " Now, they're a new team."}, {"start": 1144.44, "end": 1146.72, "text": " So they have a chip in their shoulder, bro."}, {"start": 1146.72, "end": 1148.6000000000001, "text": " Chip in their fucking shoulder."}, {"start": 1148.6000000000001, "end": 1150.0000000000002, "text": " They're from China."}, {"start": 1150.0000000000002, "end": 1152.5200000000002, "text": " They just got added into the China League."}, {"start": 1154.1200000000001, "end": 1156.88, "text": " The China League just got added this year."}, {"start": 1156.88, "end": 1157.72, "text": " Brand new team."}, {"start": 1157.72, "end": 1159.0800000000002, "text": " This is probably their first major."}, {"start": 1159.08, "end": 1160.76, "text": " They're probably nervous."}, {"start": 1160.76, "end": 1162.1599999999999, "text": " Let's see what happens, bro."}, {"start": 1166.84, "end": 1168.96, "text": " WitLive at 7 PM, by the way."}, {"start": 1168.96, "end": 1172.3999999999999, "text": " Yo, Pie Man, do you know what a time zone is?"}, {"start": 1173.4399999999998, "end": 1176.36, "text": " Do you know what a time zone is?"}, {"start": 1176.36, "end": 1178.84, "text": " Get Onepixel, yo, guys."}, {"start": 1178.84, "end": 1181.76, "text": " Guys, One doesn't know about Siege."}, {"start": 1181.76, "end": 1184.72, "text": " Why do you guys are harassing me to call him?"}, {"start": 1184.72, "end": 1187.96, "text": " Guys, you're harassing One, stop."}, {"start": 1187.96, "end": 1188.8, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 1190.24, "end": 1193.24, "text": " Guys, if I wanna call somebody, I'll call them chat."}, {"start": 1193.24, "end": 1194.4, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 1194.4, "end": 1196.4, "text": " Let's make a ground rule in this chat, bro."}, {"start": 1196.4, "end": 1198.8400000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be out of call with high-fives."}, {"start": 1198.8400000000001, "end": 1201.72, "text": " Stop going to people's chat and saying,"}, {"start": 1201.72, "end": 1204.64, "text": " Jixie, call them, call Jixie, call Jixie."}, {"start": 1204.64, "end": 1206.68, "text": " Jixie wants to call you right now."}, {"start": 1206.68, "end": 1209.6000000000001, "text": " It's like, you guys want me to call everybody, bro?"}, {"start": 1210.48, "end": 1211.72, "text": " Like, damn!"}, {"start": 1213.68, "end": 1214.52, "text": " Call Shroud."}, {"start": 1214.52, "end": 1216.48, "text": " See, this is the shit I'm talking about."}, {"start": 1216.48, "end": 1217.8, "text": " This is what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 1217.8, "end": 1220.8, "text": " Oh my god, I have news about the League of Legends tournament."}, {"start": 1220.8, "end": 1221.8, "text": " Listen up."}, {"start": 1221.8, "end": 1227.8, "text": " Jack, this is not 100% guaranteed, but this is like 60% guaranteed."}, {"start": 1227.8, "end": 1231.8, "text": " So not guaranteed, but I'm not good with the English language."}, {"start": 1231.8, "end": 1233.8, "text": " 60% chance."}, {"start": 1233.8, "end": 1240.8, "text": " 60% chance there will be drops on the tournament on all of the League of Legends streams that are streaming it."}, {"start": 1240.8, "end": 1241.8, "text": " There should be drops."}, {"start": 1241.8, "end": 1243.8, "text": " I actually don't know."}, {"start": 1243.8, "end": 1250.8, "text": " I don't know if they said it's just going to be drops on leak, but there's going to be league of legends drops on the day of the tournament."}, {"start": 1250.8, "end": 1262.8, "text": " Potentially, there's a good chance. Not 100%. There's a good chance. Also, I got off the phone with Dantez an hour ago about strategy, strategizing about how to balance the tournament."}, {"start": 1262.8, "end": 1267.52, "text": " because each team is going to have one challenger. So what we did, because there's going to be irons"}, {"start": 1267.52, "end": 1272.6399999999999, "text": " in the game, bronzes, silvers, golds, blacks, it's not fair to have a challenger playing freaking"}, {"start": 1273.9199999999998, "end": 1278.6399999999999, "text": " jungle and just ganking everybody and banning people over a table. So what we did, I called"}, {"start": 1278.6399999999999, "end": 1284.6399999999999, "text": " Dantez an hour ago on the phone about battle team tournament, the challengers are only allowed to play"}, {"start": 1284.6399999999999, "end": 1292.08, "text": " mage support bottom lane, and their ADC has to play ADC. So if you're going to play ADC, you can't"}, {"start": 1292.08, "end": 1295.8, "text": " can't go like double mage or you can't put Garen bot."}, {"start": 1295.8, "end": 1298.72, "text": " You have to have an actual ADC playing bot"}, {"start": 1298.72, "end": 1302.6, "text": " and then the challenger can only play bottom lane,"}, {"start": 1302.6, "end": 1307.04, "text": " support mage and there's gonna be a select champions pool"}, {"start": 1307.04, "end": 1311.04, "text": " so that way he can't 1v9, but it's gonna be peak"}, {"start": 1311.04, "end": 1312.24, "text": " because we want the streamers to have fun"}, {"start": 1312.24, "end": 1313.84, "text": " and not get bent over a table."}, {"start": 1315.04, "end": 1317.72, "text": " But yeah, turnips gonna be sick."}, {"start": 1317.72, "end": 1318.6399999999999, "text": " For the League of Legends tournament,"}, {"start": 1318.6399999999999, "end": 1320.6799999999998, "text": " we're gonna start it at four."}, {"start": 1320.68, "end": 1322.76, "text": " There might be drops, I can't guarantee it."}, {"start": 1322.76, "end": 1323.96, "text": " There's a good chance."}, {"start": 1323.96, "end": 1324.8, "text": " It's all I heard."}, {"start": 1324.8, "end": 1325.64, "text": " It's all I heard from Ryan."}, {"start": 1325.64, "end": 1326.98, "text": " Good chance."}, {"start": 1326.98, "end": 1329.6000000000001, "text": " Gonna start at 4 p.m. Monday, the 11th."}, {"start": 1329.6000000000001, "end": 1331.28, "text": " The draft is gonna be at four."}, {"start": 1331.28, "end": 1333.5800000000002, "text": " Draft's probably gonna last 20, 30 minutes."}, {"start": 1333.5800000000002, "end": 1335.1200000000001, "text": " Team's gonna be set in stone."}, {"start": 1335.1200000000001, "end": 1335.96, "text": " Everybody's gonna play."}, {"start": 1335.96, "end": 1337.8400000000001, "text": " It's gonna be all BL ones."}, {"start": 1337.8400000000001, "end": 1339.0800000000002, "text": " If we get to the finals,"}, {"start": 1339.0800000000002, "end": 1341.8400000000001, "text": " if both teams agree on a best of three,"}, {"start": 1341.8400000000001, "end": 1343.24, "text": " we'll do a best of three."}, {"start": 1343.24, "end": 1344.0800000000002, "text": " It just depends though,"}, {"start": 1344.0800000000002, "end": 1345.5600000000002, "text": " because some people have like hard outs"}, {"start": 1345.5600000000002, "end": 1347.4, "text": " at like eight and stuff and seven."}, {"start": 1347.4, "end": 1349.72, "text": " So we have to see who makes it to the finals."}, {"start": 1349.72, "end": 1352.0, "text": " But if both teams want to do a best of three,"}, {"start": 1352.0, "end": 1353.56, "text": " we'll do a best of three in the finals."}, {"start": 1353.56, "end": 1357.28, "text": " And yeah, bro, I'm excited for the league tourney, bro."}, {"start": 1357.28, "end": 1358.28, "text": " I'm excited for the league tourney."}, {"start": 1358.28, "end": 1359.96, "text": " Yeah, I think it's gonna be the best streamer tournament"}, {"start": 1359.96, "end": 1360.8, "text": " we've done yet."}, {"start": 1360.8, "end": 1361.76, "text": " It's gonna be peak, bro."}, {"start": 1361.76, "end": 1362.76, "text": " It's gonna be peak."}, {"start": 1364.52, "end": 1366.68, "text": " Now, we're about to watch split."}, {"start": 1366.68, "end": 1367.6000000000001, "text": " We are about to watch split."}, {"start": 1367.6000000000001, "end": 1369.18, "text": " We are about to watch split."}, {"start": 1369.18, "end": 1371.0, "text": " We are about to watch split."}, {"start": 1371.0, "end": 1373.32, "text": " This isn't a close book app."}, {"start": 1373.32, "end": 1375.24, "text": " They say, Andrew, did you just snap?"}, {"start": 1375.24, "end": 1376.88, "text": " Shot of it comes down to my lap."}, {"start": 1379.72, "end": 1380.56, "text": " Oh my god, here we are."}, {"start": 1380.56, "end": 1383.06, "text": " All right, let's call Fat sports in his game."}, {"start": 1383.06, "end": 1384.32, "text": " Let's call Fat."}, {"start": 1384.32, "end": 1385.16, "text": " Let's call Fat."}, {"start": 1385.16, "end": 1386.0, "text": " Let's call Fat."}, {"start": 1389.72, "end": 1391.84, "text": " Chat, tell Fat I'm ready, baby."}, {"start": 1396.0, "end": 1397.0, "text": " I've called him on this."}, {"start": 1402.44, "end": 1404.2, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 1404.2, "end": 1405.04, "text": " Because that's what they did."}, {"start": 1405.04, "end": 1407.1200000000001, "text": " That should wait for us to stop."}, {"start": 1407.1200000000001, "end": 1407.96, "text": " That's not go boy."}, {"start": 1407.96, "end": 1409.92, "text": " Fat, what is up, man?"}, {"start": 1409.92, "end": 1410.88, "text": " What up, Jinxie?"}, {"start": 1410.88, "end": 1412.76, "text": " Wait, these guys are playing in a hotel room."}, {"start": 1412.76, "end": 1413.6000000000001, "text": " What's happening right now?"}, {"start": 1413.6000000000001, "end": 1416.08, "text": " Yeah, so usually, yeah."}, {"start": 1416.08, "end": 1418.8, "text": " So they're playing up until playoffs, apparently."}, {"start": 1418.8, "end": 1421.88, "text": " I was told they're playing from their own team rooms."}, {"start": 1421.88, "end": 1423.76, "text": " Now, I'm disappointed, obviously."}, {"start": 1423.76, "end": 1425.08, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 1425.08, "end": 1427.24, "text": " But usually what happens is every team"}, {"start": 1427.24, "end": 1428.48, "text": " gets their practice room."}, {"start": 1428.48, "end": 1431.04, "text": " And then in that same hotel or at the arena,"}, {"start": 1431.04, "end": 1431.88, "text": " there's a playroom."}, {"start": 1431.88, "end": 1434.52, "text": " And that's what you usually see for like phase one, phase two."}, {"start": 1434.52, "end": 1437.64, "text": " But this time around, I'm assuming either they didn't,"}, {"start": 1437.64, "end": 1442.48, "text": " We're able to reserve the venue for until playoffs and the hotel also didn't have a ballroom."}, {"start": 1442.48, "end": 1445.5600000000002, "text": " They could like, come transform into like a player room."}, {"start": 1445.5600000000002, "end": 1446.5600000000002, "text": " So disappointing."}, {"start": 1446.5600000000002, "end": 1448.5600000000002, "text": " But honestly, it's kind of cozy."}, {"start": 1448.5600000000002, "end": 1449.5600000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1449.5600000000002, "end": 1450.5600000000002, "text": " It's a little cozy."}, {"start": 1450.5600000000002, "end": 1451.5600000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1451.5600000000002, "end": 1452.5600000000002, "text": " It is still land though."}, {"start": 1452.5600000000002, "end": 1454.8400000000001, "text": " Like they are still playing on the same Wi-Fi, so they were playing like local games, you"}, {"start": 1454.8400000000001, "end": 1455.8400000000001, "text": " know."}, {"start": 1455.8400000000001, "end": 1460.24, "text": " So they're in the same hotel in separate rooms playing against each other until like main"}, {"start": 1460.24, "end": 1461.24, "text": " stage?"}, {"start": 1461.24, "end": 1462.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1462.24, "end": 1463.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1463.24, "end": 1464.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1464.24, "end": 1465.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1465.24, "end": 1466.24, "text": " It's going to be like that the whole event?"}, {"start": 1466.24, "end": 1467.24, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 1467.24, "end": 1469.66, "text": " No, but main stage is on Saturday."}, {"start": 1470.78, "end": 1474.42, "text": " No, no, no, main stage is like, uh, like almost like 10 days from now."}, {"start": 1475.78, "end": 1478.06, "text": " Like me, how, wait, but it's back."}, {"start": 1478.06, "end": 1479.68, "text": " How many days is main stage fat?"}, {"start": 1479.68, "end": 1480.38, "text": " How many days?"}, {"start": 1481.4, "end": 1483.5, "text": " Main stage is just quarter finals, semifinals, grand finals."}, {"start": 1484.16, "end": 1484.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1485.1200000000001, "end": 1485.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1486.02, "end": 1486.7, "text": " So three days."}, {"start": 1486.7, "end": 1487.64, "text": " So Friday's out of something."}, {"start": 1487.64, "end": 1488.38, "text": " That's how it always is."}, {"start": 1488.38, "end": 1489.52, "text": " I feel like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 1489.94, "end": 1491.86, "text": " Remember this sentence now, bro."}, {"start": 1492.06, "end": 1493.26, "text": " I just remember the sentence."}, {"start": 1493.64, "end": 1495.6200000000001, "text": " I guarantee you stop it."}, {"start": 1495.6200000000001, "end": 1497.22, "text": " Well, when this major and I agree."}, {"start": 1497.24, "end": 1499.24, "text": " I'll even bet on it."}, {"start": 1499.24, "end": 1500.04, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 1500.04, "end": 1500.54, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 1500.54, "end": 1501.04, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1501.04, "end": 1503.64, "text": " I guarantee he wins this major."}, {"start": 1503.64, "end": 1504.64, "text": " Somebody's over there."}, {"start": 1504.64, "end": 1507.44, "text": " I feel like he finally has a really good team."}, {"start": 1507.44, "end": 1508.64, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1508.64, "end": 1511.44, "text": " I think they look like the best team in the world right now."}, {"start": 1511.44, "end": 1515.74, "text": " The thing is, is that majors are about how you improve and make"}, {"start": 1515.74, "end": 1517.64, "text": " changes mid-tournament."}, {"start": 1517.64, "end": 1521.14, "text": " So if they, yes, I would not be surprised if they won."}, {"start": 1521.14, "end": 1523.74, "text": " I have them predicted as the winners of the tournament"}, {"start": 1523.74, "end": 1525.64, "text": " right now in this moment."}, {"start": 1525.64, "end": 1526.14, "text": " Wait, really?"}, {"start": 1526.14, "end": 1526.84, "text": " You actually did?"}, {"start": 1526.84, "end": 1531.5, "text": " I didn't even know that yeah, yeah, I think I think it's them or Falcons, but G2 like I think right now look my father"}, {"start": 1532.12, "end": 1534.12, "text": " They look like the most complete"}, {"start": 1537.76, "end": 1542.06, "text": " Yes, bro, like I just I've always had questions about stuff"}, {"start": 1542.06, "end": 1546.3799999999999, "text": " It's team and I've gotten a little bit mad sometimes watching the game especially in the last couple of majors"}, {"start": 1546.58, "end": 1549.3799999999999, "text": " But this is the first time we're like the team actually"}, {"start": 1550.86, "end": 1556.24, "text": " We know why that is though is because stoppins good at like really good at support like he's playing all the blast rolls"}, {"start": 1556.24, "end": 1558.24, "text": " And he's performing on the plate."}, {"start": 1558.24, "end": 1559.24, "text": " That guy can play anything."}, {"start": 1559.24, "end": 1561.64, "text": " Bro, Fett, I've played with him for like eight years, bro."}, {"start": 1561.64, "end": 1562.24, "text": " Yeah, dude."}, {"start": 1562.24, "end": 1563.04, "text": " You were right."}, {"start": 1563.04, "end": 1563.54, "text": " You were right."}, {"start": 1563.54, "end": 1564.04, "text": " You were right."}, {"start": 1564.04, "end": 1564.74, "text": " He can play any role."}, {"start": 1564.74, "end": 1565.44, "text": " He can play any role."}, {"start": 1565.44, "end": 1567.04, "text": " Do you remember when I told you that fact?"}, {"start": 1567.04, "end": 1567.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1567.54, "end": 1568.04, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1568.04, "end": 1569.74, "text": " Oh, Andy Big Rock."}, {"start": 1569.74, "end": 1570.74, "text": " Andy's inside."}, {"start": 1570.74, "end": 1571.74, "text": " What is going on here?"}, {"start": 1571.74, "end": 1574.24, "text": " He's positioned and approached, but it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 1574.24, "end": 1576.24, "text": " Because circles are the same size as that."}, {"start": 1576.24, "end": 1577.24, "text": " Oh, that's Kate."}, {"start": 1577.24, "end": 1578.04, "text": " Kate's part of me."}, {"start": 1578.04, "end": 1578.54, "text": " Number one."}, {"start": 1578.54, "end": 1579.04, "text": " They just float through."}, {"start": 1579.04, "end": 1580.04, "text": " I'm trying to hold on."}, {"start": 1580.04, "end": 1580.54, "text": " But shut up."}, {"start": 1580.54, "end": 1581.04, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 1581.04, "end": 1582.94, "text": " Chad's boy looks so handsome today."}, {"start": 1582.94, "end": 1584.04, "text": " Look at the muscles."}, {"start": 1584.04, "end": 1584.54, "text": " Oh, bro."}, {"start": 1584.54, "end": 1585.86, "text": " You were right, bro. Like you were right."}, {"start": 1585.86, "end": 1589.06, "text": " Like I think I expected something to be good in the beginning,"}, {"start": 1589.6599999999999, "end": 1592.3, "text": " but I didn't expect him to be like this good, you know?"}, {"start": 1592.34, "end": 1593.54, "text": " Yes, nobody did."}, {"start": 1593.54, "end": 1596.62, "text": " Everybody thought he would be good, but nobody like, bro,"}, {"start": 1596.62, "end": 1599.3, "text": " he's in a conversation as like one of the best rookies of all time."}, {"start": 1599.34, "end": 1601.46, "text": " You know, like a lot of people, you know, oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1601.5, "end": 1602.5, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1602.5, "end": 1604.1, "text": " I don't know. I'm just proud of him."}, {"start": 1604.1, "end": 1604.62, "text": " I'm just proud of him."}, {"start": 1604.62, "end": 1606.22, "text": " I'm going to try to watch all of his games"}, {"start": 1606.22, "end": 1607.8999999999999, "text": " unless they're literally at like eight in the morning."}, {"start": 1607.8999999999999, "end": 1609.18, "text": " But I hope they're not."}, {"start": 1609.18, "end": 1611.7, "text": " Well, like I think what you said about him being like a good kid"}, {"start": 1611.7, "end": 1613.3, "text": " in the beginning is like, it's so important."}, {"start": 1613.3, "end": 1618.1, "text": " It's like, bro, think about like how much he left behind"}, {"start": 1618.1, "end": 1621.1, "text": " to sacrifice to pursue this."}, {"start": 1621.1, "end": 1624.1, "text": " Like he's definitely making like 5% of what he used to make"}, {"start": 1624.1, "end": 1626.74, "text": " before just streaming, but like he wants that."}, {"start": 1626.74, "end": 1628.18, "text": " That's how badly he wants that shit."}, {"start": 1628.18, "end": 1629.98, "text": " I keep telling him though, like he's good"}, {"start": 1629.98, "end": 1631.06, "text": " because he wants this shit, bro."}, {"start": 1631.06, "end": 1633.58, "text": " Yeah, I was on the phone with him like a couple of months"}, {"start": 1633.58, "end": 1636.34, "text": " before he decided if he wanted to go pro or not."}, {"start": 1636.34, "end": 1640.26, "text": " And like he just said, he more so wanted to compete"}, {"start": 1640.26, "end": 1642.7, "text": " and was kind of like board of the whole console tournaments"}, {"start": 1642.7, "end": 1645.96, "text": " thing and just wanted to like challenge himself so it wasn't really like about"}, {"start": 1645.96, "end": 1649.14, "text": " like a money thing for him like I mean he makes money from pro league and stuff"}, {"start": 1649.14, "end": 1652.7, "text": " and streaming when he can but obviously like if you're a pro you know and you"}, {"start": 1652.7, "end": 1655.8600000000001, "text": " actually take it seriously you're gonna make less money being a pro because"}, {"start": 1655.8600000000001, "end": 1659.7, "text": " he's practicing all the time screaming but he just wants to compete and like when"}, {"start": 1659.7, "end": 1662.6200000000001, "text": " he said that I knew he was like just gonna be great because he actually wants"}, {"start": 1662.6200000000001, "end": 1668.14, "text": " to challenge himself you know and I love his team like his team"}, {"start": 1668.14, "end": 1670.14, "text": " It is so good"}, {"start": 1670.14, "end": 1673.66, "text": " And then there was no preparation from the player on breach you get shot in the back"}, {"start": 1673.66, "end": 1679.16, "text": " Shaco's so good. Benja is so good. Benja's so underrated. I remember when I used to watch for the SSG's games"}, {"start": 1679.16, "end": 1681.66, "text": " Benja was like, in my opinion the best player"}, {"start": 1682.66, "end": 1684.16, "text": " They now need to be"}, {"start": 1684.16, "end": 1687.3600000000001, "text": " He also won like an SI, which that same team before, so"}, {"start": 1687.3600000000001, "end": 1690.3600000000001, "text": " Yes, yep, he won an SI with Doki and Alamow, right?"}, {"start": 1690.3600000000001, "end": 1693.76, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he broke the kill record for the tournament kill record at that"}, {"start": 1693.76, "end": 1696.26, "text": " Yeah, and just really underrated"}, {"start": 1696.26, "end": 1699.98, "text": " Even sometimes there is things that we scan at can't quite grab fucking"}, {"start": 1699.98, "end": 1703.52, "text": " Or so this is the best of one against a Chinese team right? Yes. Yes"}, {"start": 1703.52, "end": 1709.18, "text": " So the Chinese league is new right like brand new to see brand new brand new play. That's straight for a site"}, {"start": 1709.18, "end": 1711.42, "text": " Is that fake? That's fake. It's fake pressure for a site plan"}, {"start": 1712.66, "end": 1715.06, "text": " Play that from serve and got to"}, {"start": 1716.14, "end": 1720.02, "text": " They just need to get the bathroom guy they can't control kill the bathroom right they can go for a plan"}, {"start": 1721.22, "end": 1723.22, "text": " One going down"}, {"start": 1726.26, "end": 1728.78, "text": " and we'll be able to go in fountain with him."}, {"start": 1728.78, "end": 1731.7, "text": " This is really the danger zone because this is where a lot of shoppers fight."}, {"start": 1731.7, "end": 1733.46, "text": " Is that how you like that, Fallon?"}, {"start": 1733.46, "end": 1735.86, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's literally a guy down."}, {"start": 1735.86, "end": 1736.86, "text": " He has no idea."}, {"start": 1736.86, "end": 1738.86, "text": " You can just tell me how it's going to be."}, {"start": 1738.86, "end": 1741.5, "text": " He's in surf, he's likely going to swing the corner here,"}, {"start": 1741.5, "end": 1743.34, "text": " and if he does, you'll have a field play."}, {"start": 1743.34, "end": 1744.5, "text": " He's dead to Fallon."}, {"start": 1744.5, "end": 1745.34, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 1745.34, "end": 1746.94, "text": " Oh my gosh, Nostra."}, {"start": 1746.94, "end": 1748.3799999999999, "text": " Butch, shopper, if I revel in it,"}, {"start": 1748.3799999999999, "end": 1750.34, "text": " trains it out in that good position."}, {"start": 1750.34, "end": 1751.94, "text": " I love doing this shit on this map."}, {"start": 1751.94, "end": 1754.58, "text": " They love taking the site plan and then like using that"}, {"start": 1754.58, "end": 1756.58, "text": " Like"}, {"start": 1756.58, "end": 1759.54, "text": " And then they'll run the same shit back within this double action plan"}, {"start": 1760.02, "end": 1764.26, "text": " So for like armory they sense of our car side they ban boy oh, so like you don't close"}, {"start": 1777.22, "end": 1779.22, "text": " The snakes are gonna scan him from out of the window"}, {"start": 1784.58, "end": 1786.58, "text": " They're drawn on him"}, {"start": 1798.26, "end": 1805.26, "text": " Well played well played bro snake is good, huh? Like actually good snakes like the best off in the game really yes"}, {"start": 1805.26, "end": 1820.78, "text": " It's like doke would be on crack yeah um also like the thing that seems kind of broken about snake is"}, {"start": 1821.42, "end": 1827.42, "text": " it only if you're the defender and you get scanned it only says that you've been spotted doesn't say"}, {"start": 1827.42, "end": 1832.06, "text": " where they are yeah it doesn't give you a rough vicinity so it's like hey you've been spotted"}, {"start": 1832.06, "end": 1835.5, "text": " But they know exactly where you are and you don't know where they are. You just know they're in the vicinity of"}, {"start": 1840.22, "end": 1844.3, "text": " So what do you think of Shopify rebellion at this major uh fat like how do you think they're gonna do?"}, {"start": 1845.98, "end": 1848.62, "text": " I think they're they're contenders for main stage"}, {"start": 1849.8999999999999, "end": 1856.46, "text": " But I will say what their form and nal it's like I wouldn't be surprised if they made it or didn't make it"}, {"start": 1856.62, "end": 1859.26, "text": " Like they're a group like when I made a tier list with a major there was like a tier"}, {"start": 1859.26, "end": 1863.9, "text": " that was like I wouldn't be surprised if they got eliminated from phase two or"}, {"start": 1863.9, "end": 1868.82, "text": " made the big playoffs like either way I think like it's an expected outcome I"}, {"start": 1868.82, "end": 1875.42, "text": " do think they will make it into phase one no matter what yeah so you would give"}, {"start": 1875.42, "end": 1879.98, "text": " them like a maybe a top four or top eight finish yeah like I think they're"}, {"start": 1879.98, "end": 1884.18, "text": " really really scary when they're like all on form but I think it's a very big"}, {"start": 1884.18, "end": 1887.98, "text": " like a mental momentum team and I also think they had pretty big problems in that"}, {"start": 1887.98, "end": 1889.18, "text": " A.L."}, {"start": 1889.18, "end": 1893.18, "text": " I would say top 8, top 8."}, {"start": 1893.18, "end": 1895.18, "text": " Top 8, yeah."}, {"start": 1895.18, "end": 1897.18, "text": " So, our Observer's been great, I'm surprised."}, {"start": 1897.18, "end": 1902.18, "text": " So, who would you say are the, what about the Brazilian teams, like how about like FaZe in them?"}, {"start": 1902.18, "end": 1905.18, "text": " Yeah, FaZe, FaZe obviously just won S.I."}, {"start": 1905.18, "end": 1909.18, "text": " I think there's always like a hangover after you win a championship, so I'm not sure."}, {"start": 1909.18, "end": 1913.18, "text": " They obviously always look disgusting, but I don't know if they like, I could like say they're going to win"}, {"start": 1913.18, "end": 1915.18, "text": " Because they obviously look a little worse than they did"}, {"start": 1915.7, "end": 1922.42, "text": " And then fury is a completely new team like it's like Laura, you know Laura from g2. Yeah, it's like him"}, {"start": 1922.42, "end": 1928.0800000000002, "text": " It's Laura. It's like volts. It's some Brazilian rookie like it's a completely new team"}, {"start": 1928.6200000000001, "end": 1932.54, "text": " So they're like a question mark and then the other two Brazilian teams are like basically"}, {"start": 1933.1000000000001, "end": 1936.9, "text": " You don't typically expect them at like events, you know, it's like Los and"}, {"start": 1936.9, "end": 1942.7800000000002, "text": " And uh, yeah, someone else, also bro, what happened with wolves?"}, {"start": 1942.7800000000002, "end": 1944.6200000000001, "text": " Their visa got denied or something."}, {"start": 1944.64, "end": 1946.46, "text": " Their entire team couldn't get visas in time."}, {"start": 1946.46, "end": 1949.7, "text": " So they just couldn't play that is so shitty."}, {"start": 1949.7, "end": 1953.94, "text": " Imagine like training, screaming, quality, and then your visa gets denied."}, {"start": 1954.7, "end": 1954.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1958.6200000000001, "end": 1960.8200000000002, "text": " I think with a black beard, you've got to have the shield down ready."}, {"start": 1960.8200000000002, "end": 1961.38, "text": " We'll come back."}, {"start": 1961.38, "end": 1962.8200000000002, "text": " There's cranking the fuck out of these guys."}, {"start": 1964.3000000000002, "end": 1964.5400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1964.54, "end": 1967.82, "text": " When I saw that, this boy was playing, this team had a feeling this would happen."}, {"start": 1969.82, "end": 1971.82, "text": " It is border attack though, so you never know."}, {"start": 1972.3799999999999, "end": 1972.8799999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1973.98, "end": 1977.58, "text": " China's just too new. I think China doesn't know how to deal with like the deeper levels of siege."}, {"start": 1978.22, "end": 1982.94, "text": " Like obviously, I think the individual players are disgusting and can hit crazy shots, but they don't know what to do."}, {"start": 1982.94, "end": 1989.42, "text": " Like if they start faking, no, if they're jumping by a fake site, they hit backstep pressure and then they collapse on the whole map and just don't know how to respond."}, {"start": 1994.54, "end": 1996.94, "text": " You can, you're only playing the team that's in front of you."}, {"start": 1996.94, "end": 1998.6, "text": " And I'm other just in a hotel room."}, {"start": 1998.6, "end": 2000.6, "text": " I still got to play your game and that's what I shall prepare for the game."}, {"start": 2000.6, "end": 2002.1, "text": " Oh, Jix, yeah, I saw you playing League, bro."}, {"start": 2002.1, "end": 2003.6, "text": " Bro, fat."}, {"start": 2003.6, "end": 2005.6, "text": " I might leave and get on into the game, dude."}, {"start": 2005.6, "end": 2007.1, "text": " It's actually bad."}, {"start": 2007.1, "end": 2012.1399999999999, "text": " Dude, when you do, like obviously this is going to be much of the future, bro."}, {"start": 2012.1399999999999, "end": 2016.78, "text": " When you start playing A-Ram, let me know because that's literally all I play."}, {"start": 2016.78, "end": 2020.44, "text": " It's like, A-Ram, it, ew, ew."}, {"start": 2020.44, "end": 2022.98, "text": " A-Ram, no, no, you don't understand."}, {"start": 2022.98, "end": 2029.3, "text": " Aram Mayhem is the most amount of dopamine any human can ever take bro. Yes, bro"}, {"start": 2029.5, "end": 2034.82, "text": " It's like going to the casino, but like every single time you hit like a jackpot it like shoots you with like"}, {"start": 2035.22, "end": 2038.58, "text": " Four grams of heroin and like 70 pounds of cocaine. It's like what?"}, {"start": 2039.14, "end": 2043.02, "text": " Bro, I played Aram one time and I hate it. I hate it"}, {"start": 2043.02, "end": 2048.34, "text": " Aram may have well that's because like it's too it's too much stimulus for you right now. It's almost too much fighting"}, {"start": 2048.34, "end": 2052.9, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but like once you learn the game when actually like try just fine"}, {"start": 2052.98, "end": 2056.38, "text": " Try area mayhem don't play the normal area play around mayhem. Okay"}, {"start": 2058.14, "end": 2065.76, "text": " Okay, Abraham mayhem what's the difference between Abraham mayhem and normal a lamb so so mayhem like every couple levels you get"}, {"start": 2065.76, "end": 2069.98, "text": " Augments, okay, so like you can get an augment that like"}, {"start": 2071.02, "end": 2073.6, "text": " Triples your heart steel stacks you can get an augment that like"}, {"start": 2074.22, "end": 2079.7400000000002, "text": " Like there's an album called tap dancer where every time you auto it makes you faster and faster and faster and faster"}, {"start": 2079.7400000000002, "end": 2082.86, "text": " And you can basically go look at infinite speeds across the entire map"}, {"start": 2083.1000000000004, "end": 2087.5000000000005, "text": " There's an augment where like every elimination you get you get more health"}, {"start": 2087.5000000000005, "end": 2090.82, "text": " It's called tank engine and then you lose half of it on your death. It's literally insane"}, {"start": 2090.82, "end": 2098.82, "text": " It's like the same amounts of dopamine. I was playing Thresh was 6,000 AP 25k health and 500 ability haste like"}, {"start": 2100.6200000000003, "end": 2102.6200000000003, "text": " Holy shit, dude turn up"}, {"start": 2103.0600000000004, "end": 2108.98, "text": " Bro, um fat my chat is saying like preach retweet retweet like they're they're like agreeing with you"}, {"start": 2108.98, "end": 2116.1, "text": " Well, yeah, because everyone plays man, bro, I don't I can't play the real game like I get too bored. I'm like"}, {"start": 2117.94, "end": 2124.54, "text": " Play over I like I like the league like I don't know yet. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You should like the game"}, {"start": 2124.54, "end": 2126.7400000000002, "text": " You should I'm diseased. I have problem for I"}, {"start": 2127.46, "end": 2131.54, "text": " Literally have problems. You see you just like the nonstop dopamine of fighting all the time"}, {"start": 2132.66, "end": 2135.26, "text": " Think of it this way normal league is like"}, {"start": 2135.26, "end": 2142.1600000000003, "text": " like going to a bar, talking to a girl, getting to know her, doing the relationship."}, {"start": 2142.1600000000003, "end": 2147.9, "text": " Aira Mayhem is like masturbating to porn. It's like, it's just instant, it's just a"}, {"start": 2147.9, "end": 2150.1000000000004, "text": " short cut dope of him, bro. I don't know how to say it."}, {"start": 2150.1000000000004, "end": 2151.1000000000004, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2151.1000000000004, "end": 2152.1000000000004, "text": " It's literally that, like, interesting."}, {"start": 2152.1000000000004, "end": 2154.1000000000004, "text": " It is, it is."}, {"start": 2154.1000000000004, "end": 2158.6200000000003, "text": " You know the thing about League though, that acts, okay, this is the worst thing about"}, {"start": 2158.6200000000003, "end": 2164.5400000000004, "text": " League and I already like immediately learned this playing the game. The games are on average"}, {"start": 2164.54, "end": 2168.42, "text": " 30 to 40 minutes and like, it's like a journey."}, {"start": 2168.46, "end": 2172.58, "text": " The start of the game is a little slower pace, mid game heats up a lot."}, {"start": 2172.62, "end": 2173.98, "text": " End game heats up a lot."}, {"start": 2173.98, "end": 2179.54, "text": " But by the time end game happens, nine times out of 10, you already kind of know"}, {"start": 2179.54, "end": 2181.62, "text": " who's going to win and you're just going through the motions."}, {"start": 2181.62, "end": 2186.3, "text": " Like league, it's not really like siege where it's like, there's four, four over"}, {"start": 2186.3, "end": 2188.18, "text": " time and you know, who knows who could win."}, {"start": 2188.46, "end": 2193.9, "text": " Like in league, not always, but nine times out of 10, the end game, it's just one guy"}, {"start": 2193.9, "end": 2199.02, "text": " Who's just shoving his wiener inside of you and the other guys bending over the table to take it?"}, {"start": 2199.02, "end": 2204.42, "text": " That's end game. So it's like you're 30 minutes in and the last 10 minutes is literally you just getting anal"}, {"start": 2204.5, "end": 2206.6800000000003, "text": " So it's like that's the thing about me that sucks"}, {"start": 2207.54, "end": 2212.1800000000003, "text": " Minutes like someone makes a misstep and just loses the entire game. It's like it's yes"}, {"start": 2213.1800000000003, "end": 2214.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2214.6800000000003, "end": 2220.02, "text": " Low I do feel it. I do feel like that's yeah, I do feel like that's um"}, {"start": 2220.02, "end": 2223.38, "text": " Um, that's why the esports is easier to watch them."}, {"start": 2223.5, "end": 2226.98, "text": " Like, if you think about it, like with Lee, you can keep track of like a story"}, {"start": 2226.98, "end": 2230.74, "text": " through the whole game where I see each, every round is like random as fuck."}, {"start": 2230.82, "end": 2233.58, "text": " Every round is a completely new story, new site."}, {"start": 2233.98, "end": 2236.98, "text": " It's what could go from being like an entry fragger to like playing black"}, {"start": 2236.98, "end": 2238.58, "text": " beard and like, that's not his job."}, {"start": 2238.58, "end": 2239.78, "text": " You know, like it's like, it's crazy."}, {"start": 2240.86, "end": 2241.2599999999998, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2241.58, "end": 2241.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2241.94, "end": 2242.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2242.18, "end": 2243.34, "text": " 100% I agree."}, {"start": 2244.34, "end": 2244.74, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2244.74, "end": 2246.42, "text": " I don't know, but I'm definitely addicted to the game."}, {"start": 2246.46, "end": 2249.94, "text": " I literally yesterday was the first day I took off of league"}, {"start": 2249.94, "end": 2257.34, "text": " in 12 days. I play off stream and on stream. Like if I start playing a game on stream or"}, {"start": 2257.34, "end": 2260.62, "text": " off stream, I'm actually fucking addicted. And that's bad."}, {"start": 2260.62, "end": 2263.66, "text": " Yeah, they're playing well in the entry game now against four."}, {"start": 2263.66, "end": 2266.54, "text": " But do you know when Stompin plays tomorrow Fed or no?"}, {"start": 2266.54, "end": 2272.1, "text": " He doesn't play tomorrow. So phase two, Stompin because he didn't get fourth place in his"}, {"start": 2272.1, "end": 2277.9, "text": " region. He got first, right? He starts in Swiss phase. And that starts in two days."}, {"start": 2277.9, "end": 2282.52, "text": " Oh, that's okay. That's what I was wondering because I was like I'm looking at all these teams"}, {"start": 2282.52, "end": 2285.7400000000002, "text": " And I'm like these teams are kind of chopped like where are the good teams at so"}, {"start": 2285.7400000000002, "end": 2289.6800000000003, "text": " So the teams that are playing right now just did bad in their like EML"}, {"start": 2289.78, "end": 2295.02, "text": " They're all the fourth place teams from EML and a on SAO like Brazil and a and"}, {"start": 2295.54, "end": 2301.6, "text": " And then there's three three teams from China and I think all the Asian teams. Yeah"}, {"start": 2302.5, "end": 2306.36, "text": " So would you say SR is definitely the best team in here like in this stage"}, {"start": 2307.9, "end": 2312.38, "text": " Uh, I think Falcons are, but Falcons got fourth in EML."}, {"start": 2312.42, "end": 2313.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah, Falcons got fourth."}, {"start": 2313.7000000000003, "end": 2314.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2314.14, "end": 2316.38, "text": " Lost two twisted mines in the third place match."}, {"start": 2316.38, "end": 2316.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2318.98, "end": 2319.82, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2320.54, "end": 2323.26, "text": " Yeah, Grand Finals was, uh, but the format was also weird."}, {"start": 2323.26, "end": 2326.7400000000002, "text": " Like you couldn't get back up to Grand Finals from Losers bracket."}, {"start": 2326.94, "end": 2327.54, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 2327.62, "end": 2330.42, "text": " That is that's the most Ubisoft thing I've ever heard."}, {"start": 2331.02, "end": 2335.14, "text": " Yeah, I think this kickoff, the first event of the year is always a little bit"}, {"start": 2335.14, "end": 2340.9, "text": " chop I can't lie it's always a little bit chopped for a fact I just like what"}, {"start": 2340.9, "end": 2345.7, "text": " I'm hoping for this year is I hope stop it like his first year was really good"}, {"start": 2345.7, "end": 2351.1, "text": " his like I wasn't like that crazy about his team I love his team now well my"}, {"start": 2351.1, "end": 2355.46, "text": " hope for this year is like he just goes off like if he's not winning a major"}, {"start": 2355.46, "end": 2359.62, "text": " he's in finals like I just want to I want him to go off this year you know what"}, {"start": 2359.62, "end": 2364.3799999999997, "text": " I mean like sophomore year just fucking shit on people like I want him to win I"}, {"start": 2364.38, "end": 2367.6600000000003, "text": " I wanted to win every major, but that's just that's what I hope to see"}, {"start": 2378.94, "end": 2383.78, "text": " They're going for like armory archives crunch walk they're gonna double walk up armory hall and then the game through sandwich window"}, {"start": 2383.94, "end": 2386.6, "text": " They're gonna try to ignore the guy in cc or bait him out. I don't know"}, {"start": 2387.1400000000003, "end": 2391.12, "text": " My favorite thing about border is these broken roof cams like they're actually broken"}, {"start": 2391.12, "end": 2398.3599999999997, "text": " They are nuts you can just throw your drone fucking anywhere on the roof and like you can just see half of the fucking upstairs"}, {"start": 2401.24, "end": 2403.48, "text": " Flashing books guy big question is oh"}, {"start": 2406.96, "end": 2411.24, "text": " I think they are going for CC guys a fake. Yeah, they faked that pressure on a sandwich guys to get them off"}, {"start": 2412.52, "end": 2414.52, "text": " They didn't make any ground up"}, {"start": 2421.12, "end": 2424.7999999999997, "text": " Again taking a leaf out of a game on our hands here if they win this"}, {"start": 2426.08, "end": 2430.3199999999997, "text": " I agree it's border to yeah, I was gonna say attacker has the upper hand"}, {"start": 2431.44, "end": 2434.16, "text": " So they get a two four or even a three three split"}, {"start": 2437.44, "end": 2439.44, "text": " This story is gonna be really important"}, {"start": 2441.04, "end": 2443.04, "text": " He's getting"}, {"start": 2443.04, "end": 2445.84, "text": " And it is really tough to clear them out as it is."}, {"start": 2445.84, "end": 2450.88, "text": " I mean, 3-2, but they're all low."}, {"start": 2450.88, "end": 2455.12, "text": " Lesions 1, Wardens 1."}, {"start": 2455.12, "end": 2458.24, "text": " Wow, lead at triple kill."}, {"start": 2458.24, "end": 2460.74, "text": " YP."}, {"start": 2460.74, "end": 2463.04, "text": " Big Willie right here, no more flashes, though."}, {"start": 2463.04, "end": 2464.52, "text": " Point 1, B3."}, {"start": 2464.52, "end": 2471.24, "text": " I mean, the only way he's split wins is if this guy has no discipline."}, {"start": 2471.2400000000002, "end": 2473.8, "text": " Yeah, this guy's just gonna wait for his teammate to shoot that swing."}, {"start": 2474.36, "end": 2475.96, "text": " Oh wait, that's a rotate?"}, {"start": 2476.44, "end": 2477.48, "text": " Okay, this is doing well."}, {"start": 2478.48, "end": 2479.2000000000003, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 2480.28, "end": 2481.32, "text": " Oh, he's kinda whipping now."}, {"start": 2481.76, "end": 2483.44, "text": " Wait, SPOINT 1v3?"}, {"start": 2484.96, "end": 2486.0000000000005, "text": " SPOINT 1v3!"}, {"start": 2487.28, "end": 2489.0800000000004, "text": " They're both 1HP bro, holy shit."}, {"start": 2489.6400000000003, "end": 2490.84, "text": " Bet he doesn't know where he is."}, {"start": 2491.5600000000004, "end": 2493.44, "text": " He's a finish! Look at that!"}, {"start": 2493.6400000000003, "end": 2496.0000000000005, "text": " Super cool, super calm!"}, {"start": 2496.4, "end": 2498.0000000000005, "text": " Was that a 4K for Vita?"}, {"start": 2498.0, "end": 2504.24, "text": " practically a three so fat this team got fourth in the Chinese stage like in"}, {"start": 2504.24, "end": 2508.72, "text": " the China League on it so the second so the way it worked is second place"}, {"start": 2508.72, "end": 2514.32, "text": " third place and fourth place all from China came to those phase one so like"}, {"start": 2514.32, "end": 2517.2, "text": " when everyone cries about China getting too much spots it's like yeah but they"}, {"start": 2517.2, "end": 2521.28, "text": " all their spots are in phase one"}, {"start": 2528.0, "end": 2531.38, "text": " Yeah, they got fourth they got fourth wolves got third"}, {"start": 2558.0, "end": 2563.4, "text": " to see to see any full half of water which again we feel like a steal it was"}, {"start": 2563.4, "end": 2568.64, "text": " events now they have no soulless so they could kill the word plants fucking"}, {"start": 2568.64, "end": 2571.72, "text": " proof you've been teasing people you've been teasing the view of this SR"}, {"start": 2571.72, "end": 2574.04, "text": " Balkans game it's not walked in yet Tim"}, {"start": 2574.04, "end": 2576.92, "text": " he didn't could be on the easy ever single run he could be just outside the site like"}, {"start": 2576.92, "end": 2579.84, "text": " creating out plants when they walked out before again or they could just wall"}, {"start": 2579.84, "end": 2584.96, "text": " committed no that's not so far SR versus Falcons would be a good ass game"}, {"start": 2584.96, "end": 2612.2, "text": " I've never seen like ace, ace, ace bands, ace band, and mono, third band, all the time,"}, {"start": 2612.2000000000003, "end": 2619.4, "text": " glass no way i've never seen guys get abandoned unless it's like copper not that banding glass is"}, {"start": 2619.4, "end": 2622.84, "text": " like banding glass is great but like people in rank just are never gonna play yeah they don't know"}, {"start": 2622.84, "end": 2628.0400000000004, "text": " how to use the glass they're just gonna play the smd 12 the opening kill has been converted in"}, {"start": 2628.0400000000004, "end": 2634.5200000000004, "text": " every one of the rounds so far oh my god oh my god bro this game this game is winning three"}, {"start": 2634.5200000000004, "end": 2641.4, "text": " things it's like kind of a win on defense and well this doesn't look great rex is not bro this is"}, {"start": 2641.4, "end": 2646.1600000000003, "text": " Fucking game right now that yes, this is a game. Holy shit. What happened?"}, {"start": 2649.28, "end": 2654.7200000000003, "text": " So what happens if SR loses do they drop their back it yeah, they go back it's all three's"}, {"start": 2654.7200000000003, "end": 2657.4, "text": " I'm pretty I'm pretty confident. They'll go through like win through lowers"}, {"start": 2661.96, "end": 2667.1600000000003, "text": " With the tip see this tip. Oh bad timing again for no math"}, {"start": 2668.52, "end": 2670.52, "text": " That's no matter like the warden down so"}, {"start": 2671.4, "end": 2675.6600000000003, "text": " Because if you see him tell to rex and who does find it, I mean you can just need to not die"}, {"start": 2675.6600000000003, "end": 2680.42, "text": " Oh, there's no more smoke twitches smoke. Can you has glad candles? This is somewhat doable"}, {"start": 2680.42, "end": 2683.58, "text": " This is somewhat do but they haven't flanked them from top we split up top"}, {"start": 2683.58, "end": 2688.76, "text": " They could go for a site plan to keep if there's enough for any just make a little bit of a like around sandwich"}, {"start": 2688.76, "end": 2693.7000000000003, "text": " So but they have kept that man advantage you can see the no-counter giving yeah, they're giving a lot of sites"}, {"start": 2693.7000000000003, "end": 2697.1600000000003, "text": " This is like this is somewhat doable. They could find a window with smokes"}, {"start": 2697.16, "end": 2702.16, "text": " What needs to hold up top why split underneath see this is rough. I mean they might have twitched smoking up top"}, {"start": 2703.16, "end": 2705.16, "text": " Fucking one HP though"}, {"start": 2705.72, "end": 2711.18, "text": " Top to find any planting spot here. I think the only one is closed window like on the cabinet"}, {"start": 2711.96, "end": 2713.96, "text": " It's literally the only one they go go for"}, {"start": 2717.16, "end": 2719.48, "text": " He can't he can't plan. Oh, okay"}, {"start": 2719.48, "end": 2721.68, "text": " Wait, this looks interesting."}, {"start": 2721.68, "end": 2723.68, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 2723.68, "end": 2726.84, "text": " One swiping up top, he won the gunfight up top, he has word over the guy."}, {"start": 2726.84, "end": 2727.84, "text": " Canadian kills one."}, {"start": 2727.84, "end": 2728.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2728.84, "end": 2729.84, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 2729.84, "end": 2730.84, "text": " It's 1v3."}, {"start": 2730.84, "end": 2731.84, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 2731.84, "end": 2732.84, "text": " I, I just..."}, {"start": 2732.84, "end": 2738.04, "text": " He's kind of freaking out, he's freaking out, you can see it in his gunfight."}, {"start": 2738.04, "end": 2739.04, "text": " I shot them."}, {"start": 2739.04, "end": 2744.44, "text": " Bro, no fucking way in a steam wins."}, {"start": 2744.44, "end": 2748.48, "text": " That'd be insane if they won, I'm not going to lie, I'm just saying."}, {"start": 2748.48, "end": 2756.48, "text": " Bro, that's something, bro. I feel like in Siege, like the same way that anybody could kill anybody, I feel like anybody could beat anybody if they just have a good day, you know?"}, {"start": 2756.48, "end": 2760.48, "text": " Oh, yeah. I've seen some crazy upsets in Pro League over the years."}, {"start": 2760.48, "end": 2770.48, "text": " Okay. Then they hold their positions, okay? So we talk or we deny their positions, we circle them, crossfires, use gadgets, deny their positions, okay?"}, {"start": 2770.48, "end": 2776.48, "text": " They love to contest East, so be aware of or East take."}, {"start": 2776.48, "end": 2785.6, "text": " someone translating from them first phase yeah because isn't this from China yes I"}, {"start": 2785.6, "end": 2790.04, "text": " don't see they might be coming they might be coming in English because I know"}, {"start": 2790.04, "end": 2798.32, "text": " Goddy was a Korean player from PSG Talon so I think they do speak English"}, {"start": 2798.32, "end": 2811.96, "text": " Oh, I wanted to ask you about this also, um, that unbiased, yeah, like all bullshit aside,"}, {"start": 2811.96, "end": 2815.4, "text": " do you think, uh, do you think Mingo could go pro if you like wanted to?"}, {"start": 2815.4, "end": 2821.56, "text": " Yes, but I think wanting to or not wanting to is a very big thing."}, {"start": 2821.56, "end": 2824.04, "text": " But do you think Mingo has the skill set to go?"}, {"start": 2824.04, "end": 2829.2799999999997, "text": " Yes, yes, I've been saying bro. I remember like a year ago every time a flaw happened. I"}, {"start": 2830.2, "end": 2832.52, "text": " Would like beg him to play and he'd be like no"}, {"start": 2832.52, "end": 2835.88, "text": " I don't want to play with PC players and then like I think it was this time"}, {"start": 2835.88, "end": 2839.04, "text": " I hosted a tournament with like all the pros in the track. I remember it went off"}, {"start": 2839.04, "end": 2844.2799999999997, "text": " He went off. Yes, bro, and I'm so glad he went off because I think that's what like made him want to play like comp"}, {"start": 2845.16, "end": 2846.72, "text": " Yeah, I think"}, {"start": 2846.72, "end": 2851.96, "text": " The one reason why I never like I started playing PC ranked like a couple weeks ago like two weeks ago"}, {"start": 2851.96, "end": 2855.48, "text": " But the reason why I never played PC is it's like, I don't know, I just don't want to get"}, {"start": 2855.48, "end": 2856.88, "text": " swiped on by people."}, {"start": 2856.88, "end": 2862.44, "text": " But I kind of realized like Siege, majority of the times you kill somebody in Siege is"}, {"start": 2862.44, "end": 2863.44, "text": " not a gunfight."}, {"start": 2863.44, "end": 2865.44, "text": " Like majority of the time you're actually good."}, {"start": 2865.44, "end": 2866.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2866.44, "end": 2868.32, "text": " Well, Siege is not an aim game, bro."}, {"start": 2868.32, "end": 2869.32, "text": " Siege is not an aim game."}, {"start": 2869.32, "end": 2870.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2870.32, "end": 2874.6, "text": " Like as long as you can win a 90-10 gunfight, like most of the time, you're good, so you"}, {"start": 2874.6, "end": 2875.6, "text": " don't need to hit shots."}, {"start": 2875.6, "end": 2880.0, "text": " Yeah, most of the time when you kill somebody, it's like they're already low and you got"}, {"start": 2880.0, "end": 2885.36, "text": " Like your teammate got an assist or you double swung them or you shot them in the back or you timing them like"}, {"start": 2885.88, "end": 2891.48, "text": " Occasionally you get gunfights, but then it's like what even is a gunfight because like I can sit on a pixel and kill somebody"}, {"start": 2891.48, "end": 2893.48, "text": " That's better than me. You know if I'm just on a pixel. Yeah"}, {"start": 2894.56, "end": 2896.08, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 2896.08, "end": 2898.24, "text": " Bro, that's why okay. I hate to bring this up"}, {"start": 2898.24, "end": 2902.1, "text": " But that's why like spoids won't be one against you when he had like 20 hours of controller was so close"}, {"start": 2902.6, "end": 2907.12, "text": " He's not out aiming you right. He's just he's playing. Yeah. Yeah"}, {"start": 2910.0, "end": 2915.28, "text": " Yeah, I can imagine it was quite different because he didn't start out in the first place."}, {"start": 2915.28, "end": 2920.08, "text": " I made a tier list before, I'm like, what games AIM actually matters like the most in?"}, {"start": 2920.08, "end": 2922.08, "text": " Maybe CS and Valorant."}, {"start": 2922.08, "end": 2924.08, "text": " Yeah, CS and Valorant."}, {"start": 2924.08, "end": 2934.08, "text": " I think over, like if you're a DPS player in Overwatch, like you're the track and guide through the sky, like the whole fucking time, you know, like, but CS knows."}, {"start": 2934.08, "end": 2941.2799999999997, "text": " Valorant, I genuinely believe Valorant and CS, especially CS, are probably the two most"}, {"start": 2941.2799999999997, "end": 2942.88, "text": " aim-demanding games in the world."}, {"start": 2942.88, "end": 2945.24, "text": " It doesn't matter how good you are, if you just get shit on, you're not going to be"}, {"start": 2945.24, "end": 2946.24, "text": " a pro."}, {"start": 2946.24, "end": 2947.24, "text": " You can't get shit on."}, {"start": 2947.24, "end": 2949.72, "text": " My hot take with and be a pro, literally."}, {"start": 2949.72, "end": 2952.4, "text": " Yes, oh yeah, 100%."}, {"start": 2952.4, "end": 2958.7999999999997, "text": " My hot take is like Overwatch in Fortnite and like, what's another one, like Quake?"}, {"start": 2958.7999999999997, "end": 2959.7999999999997, "text": " What the fuck is Quake?"}, {"start": 2959.7999999999997, "end": 2960.7999999999997, "text": " What is Quake, man?"}, {"start": 2960.8, "end": 2965.6000000000004, "text": " It's like this old like shooter where you like fly around. It's like literally pure aid like all it is is aim"}, {"start": 2966.28, "end": 2968.6400000000003, "text": " Chat, what is quick? Have y'all heard of this?"}, {"start": 2970.28, "end": 2972.28, "text": " Bald knowledge retweet"}, {"start": 2972.8, "end": 2974.96, "text": " Holy bald knowledge new gen"}, {"start": 2975.4, "end": 2979.76, "text": " Fat what the fuck is quick? I never heard of it. It's like a really old game"}, {"start": 2979.76, "end": 2983.54, "text": " It's a really old game, but you like fly around the map and you like aim it's like all in"}, {"start": 2983.54, "end": 2987.86, "text": " like to see you know not immediately because I think it maybe sends the wrong message so stop"}, {"start": 2987.86, "end": 2995.3, "text": " it doesn't play till the 10th or something no no yeah 10 okay oh oh jerk just a big beautiful"}, {"start": 2995.3, "end": 3000.5, "text": " rap play have switched now rebellion band the ying and the glass cheese gone a zombie bandotop"}, {"start": 3000.5, "end": 3009.3, "text": " east player and mirror event i've been seeing a lot of mirror bands on border recently with the dmr"}, {"start": 3009.3, "end": 3013.6200000000003, "text": " a couple of laser gates to give that warning of any kind of entry coming in against them,"}, {"start": 3013.6200000000003, "end": 3017.6200000000003, "text": " but in this case they've gone with the phone and maybe shut down count law just gives himself"}, {"start": 3017.6200000000003, "end": 3022.34, "text": " away for they go quiet they have a lineup for cc killed if they both her knees cracked by her"}, {"start": 3022.34, "end": 3027.38, "text": " inside cc grim cap so they're going for cc kill imagine that since the rehost"}, {"start": 3028.42, "end": 3035.0600000000004, "text": " we have seen there's two been cc though four as well tube is not in cc but he can switch"}, {"start": 3035.06, "end": 3046.14, "text": " I think as long as SR play this swap correctly CC's not they win this oh wait nevermind"}, {"start": 3046.14, "end": 3048.14, "text": " I'm on the map"}, {"start": 3048.14, "end": 3050.14, "text": " They stuck on to a really important position"}, {"start": 3050.14, "end": 3058.14, "text": " Knocked one, he has help from the triple, I love making that off this triple wall block"}, {"start": 3058.14, "end": 3059.14, "text": " It's like so big"}, {"start": 3059.14, "end": 3061.14, "text": " to get out of that position."}, {"start": 3061.14, "end": 3063.62, "text": " Can't be talking, can't be talking over on the Canadian position and just hold his cut"}, {"start": 3063.62, "end": 3067.62, "text": " if they have a position correct. No, he just leaves them. They track up too late. They're"}, {"start": 3067.62, "end": 3069.62, "text": " a bit too slow on this."}, {"start": 3069.62, "end": 3078.18, "text": " But I also think like, let me know if you agree, but I think attacking in Siege has a"}, {"start": 3078.18, "end": 3082.8199999999997, "text": " much higher skill gap than defending."}, {"start": 3082.8199999999997, "end": 3086.02, "text": " I think that's because, I think a lot of people think that way and I think that's because"}, {"start": 3086.02, "end": 3090.78, "text": " they don't truly like understand like what defending looks like at a higher level."}, {"start": 3090.78, "end": 3093.62, "text": " But I agree like, it just like champ, I agree."}, {"start": 3093.62, "end": 3094.62, "text": " It doesn't champ, I agree."}, {"start": 3097.42, "end": 3105.58, "text": " Yeah, I think like, just the simple concept of like, A,"}, {"start": 3105.58, "end": 3107.82, "text": " have to enter, the defenders don't have to enter."}, {"start": 3107.82, "end": 3109.1, "text": " You have to make noise."}, {"start": 3109.1, "end": 3110.9, "text": " The defenders don't have to make noise."}, {"start": 3110.9, "end": 3115.74, "text": " It's like, all of those things that are like,"}, {"start": 3115.7400000000002, "end": 3120.5000000000005, "text": " Required holy see for required for attacking is not"}, {"start": 3125.5400000000004, "end": 3130.1400000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'm not gonna lie for am look lost on attack. I'd be very surprised if they won this game"}, {"start": 3130.26, "end": 3133.5000000000005, "text": " They look literally uncomfortable. This is kind of what I mean, though"}, {"start": 3133.5000000000005, "end": 3138.7000000000003, "text": " Like they like split them when they were defending but they might just get like if they keep stalling out on East"}, {"start": 3138.7000000000003, "end": 3140.7000000000003, "text": " They're just gonna get fucking smell"}, {"start": 3140.7000000000003, "end": 3144.94, "text": " see what could be because I was talking to my chat and I was saying like the"}, {"start": 3144.94, "end": 3150.5000000000005, "text": " reason I disagree at a pro level is because one chatter said like we're"}, {"start": 3150.5000000000005, "end": 3153.6200000000003, "text": " talking about like defensive ideal and attacking ideal and then like chat was like"}, {"start": 3153.6200000000003, "end": 3158.6600000000003, "text": " why would you need an ideal on defense like you are set up but like you got to"}, {"start": 3158.6600000000003, "end": 3162.38, "text": " think about this way chat if you spread everyone across the map to hold all the"}, {"start": 3162.38, "end": 3167.9800000000005, "text": " important spots perfectly with perfect util spread if the attackers four on one"}, {"start": 3167.98, "end": 3172.54, "text": " or five on one that guy, that guy is dead, right? Okay, so you can stack more resources,"}, {"start": 3172.54, "end": 3177.18, "text": " but then it leaves a gap in your backside. But like, so like, you have to like proactively"}, {"start": 3177.18, "end": 3182.46, "text": " read what the attackers are doing and respond to that stack bodies. And then even on top of that,"}, {"start": 3182.46, "end": 3186.3, "text": " if the attackers are going for a rush in a weak spot, it can be completely fake. So they could"}, {"start": 3186.3, "end": 3189.7400000000002, "text": " have pulled all your bodies best out of the map. And it's fake. And then they just like, that's what"}, {"start": 3189.7400000000002, "end": 3193.82, "text": " SR did in the beginning of this map, right? Like as a defensive ideal, you're reading that, you're"}, {"start": 3193.82, "end": 3197.66, "text": " reading that you're constantly reading what the attacks doing, calling fakes correctly,"}, {"start": 3197.66, "end": 3203.42, "text": " Calling full pushes correctly calling fall-offs correctly timing your fall-offs keeping macro troll setting win cons"}, {"start": 3203.66, "end": 3207.7, "text": " So I think it's a at a pro level. It's much deeper and it's a lot harder"}, {"start": 3207.7, "end": 3212.06, "text": " But yes at a champ level I do agree like just gonna rank attacking as hot eat this harder"}, {"start": 3212.06, "end": 3214.22, "text": " Because like bro champs don't fucking coordinate shit"}, {"start": 3214.22, "end": 3216.8999999999996, "text": " I was like come get this wall with this fucking thatcher and"}, {"start": 3217.74, "end": 3221.66, "text": " That there's a gap in my back side. Okay, I'm sorry. I"}, {"start": 3222.22, "end": 3226.04, "text": " It's okay. Okay. I had to get it out. No, I'll take the get"}, {"start": 3227.66, "end": 3239.66, "text": " I do have sense and they're getting on like archive center, but I wonder if they go for the same shit that I sort of like to go for the fake."}, {"start": 3239.66, "end": 3244.66, "text": " It could be also an armory lock, block off the armory holes, walk with that in the sense."}, {"start": 3244.66, "end": 3256.02, "text": " Because it's ventilation workshops, they will have a good advantage if they can keep Ambilag upstairs later into the round, and we do see him now after that first minute, just kind of moving his way up there."}, {"start": 3256.02, "end": 3259.22, "text": " Can anyone find bottom east of the stairs? A zoom position?"}, {"start": 3259.22, "end": 3265.66, "text": " You can find anybody underneath, as and when a push comes. But for now, 4am, they're shaping themselves up outside of the building."}, {"start": 3265.66, "end": 3267.2599999999998, "text": " Why is south east side?"}, {"start": 3267.26, "end": 3271.34, "text": " ready drones are going in the lion in position i think it will probably see what they do"}, {"start": 3275.42, "end": 3282.46, "text": " bro fat wasn't there a major where um i think it was a japanese team cyclops made it like really"}, {"start": 3282.46, "end": 3287.0200000000004, "text": " fucking far like they made it to like top yeah that was reload so that was like a really weird"}, {"start": 3287.0200000000004, "end": 3292.38, "text": " format where like they were like gambling points yeah like getting the playoffs was like a gambling"}, {"start": 3292.38, "end": 3297.82, "text": " point contest yeah that was that was unbiasedly probably the worst major r6 has ever done like"}, {"start": 3297.82, "end": 3306.38, "text": " the whole system was horrible this guy's supposed to be like a for fun oh no oh no the crime the"}, {"start": 3306.38, "end": 3316.1400000000003, "text": " setup is crash oh good old r6 e-sports look it's boy he's like you know you know like every major"}, {"start": 3317.26, "end": 3320.62, "text": " has internet issues in the beginning because of like this i think like there's five there's six"}, {"start": 3320.62, "end": 3324.3599999999997, "text": " computers per room and like this power issues and shit like almost all of them"}, {"start": 3324.3599999999997, "end": 3328.9, "text": " bro but I feel like this happens even in like the land shit too like yeah yeah"}, {"start": 3328.9, "end": 3335.2599999999998, "text": " yeah our six our six needs to just like run the game on an entirely new fucking"}, {"start": 3335.2599999999998, "end": 3339.9, "text": " engine or something bro I don't even know what we saw of that right my concern"}, {"start": 3339.9, "end": 3344.58, "text": " here for like chat name a nut like chat name another e-sport cuz bro it's not"}, {"start": 3344.58, "end": 3348.22, "text": " like people don't watch siege like I think last year fat seed was like the"}, {"start": 3348.2200000000003, "end": 3352.46, "text": " fifth most watched eSport on Twitch. I'm not even kidding. I got a ball of eSports. It was like fifth,"}, {"start": 3352.46, "end": 3357.5000000000005, "text": " which is insane. People watch eSports on Siege. People that are interested in it,"}, {"start": 3357.5000000000005, "end": 3363.34, "text": " but like name another eSport that is like the fifth most watched eSport and there's two game"}, {"start": 3363.34, "end": 3370.1400000000003, "text": " crashes in a single game. This is the second game crash. Oh my god."}, {"start": 3370.14, "end": 3377.62, "text": " I think if it comes, you know, here we go. Oh, yes. Check does yes crash"}, {"start": 3381.06, "end": 3387.3799999999997, "text": " Yes, oh yeah, RLCS is coming up dude rocket league's e-sports scene is so fun to watch that like the games are so entertaining"}, {"start": 3388.02, "end": 3390.02, "text": " It's so simple to"}, {"start": 3390.5, "end": 3397.8599999999997, "text": " Rocket League and CS are just so like easy to understand bro, bro that the biggest problem with like siege e-sports"}, {"start": 3397.86, "end": 3404.2200000000003, "text": " as like a viewer standpoint is you have to actually be really into siege to like"}, {"start": 3404.2200000000003, "end": 3408.1, "text": " understand what's happening like you actually have to be into the game you're"}, {"start": 3408.1, "end": 3410.98, "text": " not gonna understand strats and stuff and you have five hours on the fucking"}, {"start": 3410.98, "end": 3415.38, "text": " game but Rocket League I can drink five beers and have the time of my life"}, {"start": 3415.38, "end": 3418.7400000000002, "text": " watching RLCS because it's like you put the ball in the net and they fly around"}, {"start": 3418.7400000000002, "end": 3425.3, "text": " yeah yeah and like when you fuck up and see it looks so bad from spectator point"}, {"start": 3425.3, "end": 3429.26, "text": " of you, but from your point of view, you could be like, your walls are getting aced as a"}, {"start": 3429.26, "end": 3430.5800000000004, "text": " shield in your face, bro."}, {"start": 3430.5800000000004, "end": 3435.42, "text": " You're just being like, you have to make so many decisions so fast, or you just stop,"}, {"start": 3435.42, "end": 3438.7000000000003, "text": " you know, like you just, you have to take a gamble or you don't, but then like, if the"}, {"start": 3438.7000000000003, "end": 3442.82, "text": " gamble is wrong, the whole chat calls you a moron, like, whoa, what is he doing?"}, {"start": 3442.82, "end": 3449.42, "text": " You know, but yeah, I love the backseat, the backseat, Brian's in every like R six event."}, {"start": 3449.42, "end": 3450.42, "text": " It's actually insane."}, {"start": 3450.42, "end": 3456.1800000000003, "text": " They'll be like emerald three on PC and then like backseat pros. Why did he swing there?"}, {"start": 3456.9, "end": 3461.78, "text": " What why did he why did he over peak there? It's like bro, you're a fucking emerald player"}, {"start": 3463.38, "end": 3470.06, "text": " Like even even champs dude bro the gap from a champion to a professional player is"}, {"start": 3471.34, "end": 3477.82, "text": " Astronomic like it is it is insane how much of a gap there is like it's fucking universe is a mark"}, {"start": 3477.82, "end": 3483.32, "text": " You could get champed literally off of like good aim and good positioning."}, {"start": 3483.32, "end": 3484.32, "text": " You could get champed."}, {"start": 3484.32, "end": 3486.32, "text": " You just play every day."}, {"start": 3486.32, "end": 3491.36, "text": " But pros you have a fucking, you have a five strats on every fucking map or 10 strats on"}, {"start": 3491.36, "end": 3496.6400000000003, "text": " every fucking map and you have to actually play like in a team and not play selfish and"}, {"start": 3496.6400000000003, "end": 3499.0800000000004, "text": " not play for KD and not bait."}, {"start": 3499.0800000000004, "end": 3503.0800000000004, "text": " It's a way different way to play the game."}, {"start": 3503.0800000000004, "end": 3506.4, "text": " And like the gap is not even, people don't understand that the gap isn't mechanical."}, {"start": 3506.4, "end": 3508.2000000000003, "text": " No, I think that this was a gunner."}, {"start": 3508.2400000000002, "end": 3513.44, "text": " Gunner broke the kill record for a best of five, came home and got his"}, {"start": 3513.48, "end": 3517.44, "text": " ass dug out by a spoilt in a week, like in a 1v1, like, yes."}, {"start": 3518.88, "end": 3519.2000000000003, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3520.12, "end": 3521.4, "text": " You've got to have a plan in mind."}, {"start": 3521.7200000000003, "end": 3526.1600000000003, "text": " Bro, the, the thing is about siege, especially at a professional level is"}, {"start": 3526.1600000000003, "end": 3533.8, "text": " like, you could maybe say 25% of it is mechanics, like 75% of it is like"}, {"start": 3533.8, "end": 3539.4, "text": " positioning, team play, awareness, like, just playing proper siege."}, {"start": 3539.4, "end": 3544.84, "text": " Like, it seems like team game, like it's not a fucking KD simulator, run and gun game."}, {"start": 3546.28, "end": 3548.2400000000002, "text": " Like maybe a little bit in rank, sure."}, {"start": 3548.2400000000002, "end": 3550.8, "text": " Like you can spawn peak every round and play like a psycho."}, {"start": 3551.0800000000004, "end": 3553.48, "text": " But in pro league, like that's just not going to work ever."}, {"start": 3554.04, "end": 3557.2000000000003, "text": " That's what pisses me off about like the people that are just they look at the score"}, {"start": 3557.2000000000003, "end": 3558.4, "text": " and they're like, drop this guy."}, {"start": 3558.4, "end": 3561.96, "text": " He's selling like that guy could have played shields for an entire half"}, {"start": 3561.96, "end": 3568.7200000000003, "text": " Or like Tachanka for the other entire half his whole job is to stay alive shoot one fire grenade"}, {"start": 3568.7200000000003, "end": 3571.62, "text": " And if he dies before then he's he's you know, he doesn't do his job"}, {"start": 3571.86, "end": 3575.0, "text": " But then just because he has like yeah, he does that for a four rounds in a row"}, {"start": 3575.0, "end": 3577.0, "text": " He's like oh and four everyone's like well"}, {"start": 3577.04, "end": 3580.16, "text": " This guy's just fucking terrible like drop that guy like yeah"}, {"start": 3580.7200000000003, "end": 3585.2400000000002, "text": " That mindset will never change and that mindset is the worst"}, {"start": 3585.2400000000002, "end": 3591.7400000000002, "text": " It's the worst mindset in the like siege e-sports community because if somebody goes like oh and six or something"}, {"start": 3591.7400000000002, "end": 3596.6200000000003, "text": " But they're like they have two plants and they're last alive every round and they're droating in their entry crackers"}, {"start": 3596.6200000000003, "end": 3601.6600000000003, "text": " A silver player has no understanding of what any of that means. He's just like he's doing six"}, {"start": 3602.3, "end": 3603.9, "text": " dropping from the team"}, {"start": 3603.9, "end": 3609.34, "text": " It's like brother like he's playing the game at such a ridiculously high level that you could never even conceive"}, {"start": 3609.6600000000003, "end": 3614.86, "text": " And he's going on six against the rose like he's not just going on six and some gold lobby"}, {"start": 3615.6600000000003, "end": 3617.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah, I got it. It's it's uh"}, {"start": 3617.66, "end": 3624.8199999999997, "text": " I don't know. At the end of the day, no matter how many times you say it or whatever, Siege,"}, {"start": 3624.8199999999997, "end": 3627.7, "text": " the KD is the first thing people look at. And that's pure."}, {"start": 3627.7, "end": 3630.2999999999997, "text": " Yeah, that's fair. That's like points and basketball."}, {"start": 3630.2999999999997, "end": 3631.2999999999997, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3631.2999999999997, "end": 3637.7799999999997, "text": " And like, I'll always say this, KD and Siege, it's not some end-all, beyond thing, but it's"}, {"start": 3637.7799999999997, "end": 3641.54, "text": " definitely an indicator. Like, if somebody's 0-9, yeah, they're probably having a pretty"}, {"start": 3641.54, "end": 3644.98, "text": " rough game. They're probably not playing well. They might be getting a little bit unlucky."}, {"start": 3644.98, "end": 3647.94, "text": " Like if somebody's nine and oh, it doesn't mean they're having the greatest game of all time"}, {"start": 3647.94, "end": 3651.9, "text": " Like maybe like five of their kills had no impact on the round. Yeah"}, {"start": 3652.9, "end": 3659.34, "text": " The most important kills are like first picks like if you can get a lot of first picks and not get traded like you're setting up all the other"}, {"start": 3670.3, "end": 3672.3, "text": " Yeah, it's the attacking gap that"}, {"start": 3672.3, "end": 3677.1800000000003, "text": " This team can tap they literally have no idea like how that's not faces on attack"}, {"start": 3677.5, "end": 3679.5, "text": " Yeah, I've actually never seen a team play slow"}, {"start": 3681.1000000000004, "end": 3686.0, "text": " Slow on borders fine. I just don't know what their goal is like are they going to the bottom east kill like they don't have a goal"}, {"start": 3686.0, "end": 3692.5, "text": " Like really well played again for that. Um, I wanted to ask you this but are like shields still at the top of the meta"}, {"start": 3692.5, "end": 3698.5, "text": " Or do they get nerve? Yes? No, they're still really good. I hate watching shield game when you when you watch the team five fears"}, {"start": 3698.5, "end": 3700.5, "text": " They're gonna spam a shit and a shields"}, {"start": 3700.5, "end": 3707.46, "text": " So it's just the same old brain dad thing where like somebody jumps in with blitz and then it's like somebody just behind him"}, {"start": 3711.06, "end": 3719.58, "text": " Well, do you remember initially when in 2024 when all the Brazilian teams like kind of came out of nowhere and started dominating the game like a lot"}, {"start": 3720.42, "end": 3723.74, "text": " Do you remember when you could hop through barricades with blitz? Do you remember that?"}, {"start": 3723.74, "end": 3729.9, "text": " Yes, that was so game breaking and stupid like whoever did that should be fucking fired"}, {"start": 3730.5, "end": 3734.52, "text": " You could jump because you don't hear anything like maybe at the last second here"}, {"start": 3734.52, "end": 3737.22, "text": " Tink-tink-tink and then a shield just flies through a barricade"}, {"start": 3739.22, "end": 3741.22, "text": " It was like a horror"}, {"start": 3742.06, "end": 3745.02, "text": " That was the worst matter ever and it was like that for over a year"}, {"start": 3745.02, "end": 3748.78, "text": " I don't know why the nothing about Ubisoft is like I love them. They're very nice"}, {"start": 3748.78, "end": 3752.18, "text": " but like they're they'll make a wrong decision and"}, {"start": 3752.82, "end": 3755.9, "text": " Instead of like immediately fixing it and immediately responding to feedback"}, {"start": 3755.9, "end": 3761.84, "text": " they'll just keep like being hardheaded and like just not fix it like the shield meta was"}, {"start": 3762.34, "end": 3766.62, "text": " Plaging the game for so long and they like finally were like, okay"}, {"start": 3766.62, "end": 3770.06, "text": " Maybe you shouldn't be able to hop your barricade like I could have fixed that in a week"}, {"start": 3770.06, "end": 3775.02, "text": " I think they're better than about that now because now they're actually willing to make like"}, {"start": 3775.46, "end": 3777.98, "text": " On the fly changes like a foreign buff, you know"}, {"start": 3777.98, "end": 3784.6600000000003, "text": " I think before like all their changes were planned out like months in advance and that like to us like that looks like"}, {"start": 3784.66, "end": 3788.66, "text": " they just have no idea like you know what the like like shields were terrible and"}, {"start": 3788.66, "end": 3791.3799999999997, "text": " then they turned black beard into a shield well that's like that's cuz they"}, {"start": 3791.3799999999997, "end": 3797.8599999999997, "text": " planned black beard like half a year in advance you know yeah like to us that"}, {"start": 3797.8599999999997, "end": 3807.54, "text": " looks like okay well these guys just hate us like yeah yeah but they're"}, {"start": 3807.54, "end": 3810.22, "text": " definitely better now I think they're more they're more willing to make like"}, {"start": 3810.2200000000003, "end": 3815.6600000000003, "text": " in the moment changes nowadays but the recent patches they've done"}, {"start": 3818.78, "end": 3826.42, "text": " smoke solace warded every single button operator for events"}, {"start": 3826.42, "end": 3831.26, "text": " bombings are fun doors I think they're going for armory walk although I just"}, {"start": 3831.26, "end": 3835.1800000000003, "text": " don't know I literally have no idea what the fuck for a I want to go for like I"}, {"start": 3835.1800000000003, "end": 3837.1800000000003, "text": " Surely they're going for armory walk"}, {"start": 3847.7400000000002, "end": 3852.0800000000004, "text": " There's a warden solace and a smoke up top and they're gonna go for a direct plant with no pressure on armory"}, {"start": 3860.0200000000004, "end": 3862.0200000000004, "text": " Anyone can defend"}, {"start": 3865.1800000000003, "end": 3869.5800000000004, "text": " Somehow if they get somehow like distract the top players part of that"}, {"start": 3869.5800000000004, "end": 3872.0600000000004, "text": " Oh the girl for archives instead, okay"}, {"start": 3872.0600000000004, "end": 3877.1800000000003, "text": " This is someone more doable because the archives window player can mostly deny all the vert looking at the grinder plant"}, {"start": 3878.38, "end": 3881.5000000000005, "text": " Grinder plant. Yeah, it's this one just came to the right right here"}, {"start": 3881.82, "end": 3884.3, "text": " They're gonna go hard left of this for or hard right of this for"}, {"start": 3885.42, "end": 3887.42, "text": " And he's a"}, {"start": 3888.0600000000004, "end": 3890.0600000000004, "text": " It's called"}, {"start": 3890.0600000000004, "end": 3892.0600000000004, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3895.1800000000003, "end": 3902.2200000000003, "text": " How do you like how do you plant here though? And this is such a bad there usually there's a ying on archives window like bombing out back archives"}, {"start": 3903.42, "end": 3909.1000000000004, "text": " I think the proper way to attack this site is just to fight them upstairs if you win you win if you lose"}, {"start": 3909.82, "end": 3911.82, "text": " You can't like what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 3912.0600000000004, "end": 3915.5600000000004, "text": " There's a lot of watch how this works. They're just all gonna die"}, {"start": 3916.2200000000003, "end": 3919.9600000000005, "text": " Well falcons does this exact same post they just have a ying on our guys window"}, {"start": 3919.96, "end": 3926.14, "text": " And the sense will provide in perfect dad dad dad wait what to be for the it's gonna be a tough"}, {"start": 3930.16, "end": 3932.16, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 3935.96, "end": 3940.2400000000002, "text": " How the fuck do they play it we're going to slow we're going to slow they're going to take forever"}, {"start": 3947.2400000000002, "end": 3949.2400000000002, "text": " He wins this we got a game"}, {"start": 3949.96, "end": 3951.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3975.76, "end": 3979.46, "text": " Wish he's even didn't tell you exactly how much time was left on the user"}, {"start": 3979.96, "end": 3981.96, "text": " That would be like"}, {"start": 3981.96, "end": 3984.36, "text": " Such a good idea fat Wow"}, {"start": 3985.08, "end": 3989.8, "text": " It'd be so tense every time if you just know they didn't win or they would like they wanted not"}, {"start": 3993.16, "end": 3996.48, "text": " Bro, yeah, you could just see the bar, but that's it you couldn't see anything else"}, {"start": 3998.68, "end": 4001.64, "text": " Did you say no idea where the twitch was it was like, you know"}, {"start": 4009.96, "end": 4016.48, "text": " I was going to come through and Andy's kind of what that line when he first plays yeah, uh, uh, yes, bro fat"}, {"start": 4017.88, "end": 4022.82, "text": " Dude, I played secure area like I would only use your area ranked it was broken"}, {"start": 4023.48, "end": 4025.28, "text": " prime line"}, {"start": 4025.28, "end": 4031.2, "text": " unbiasedly might be the most broken up ever not counting like black would you rather have released shield rework or release line?"}, {"start": 4031.76, "end": 4034.4, "text": " Would you rather have that in the game which is worse for you? I?"}, {"start": 4034.4, "end": 4042.4, "text": " I think just have Lyon because then everybody just bans it and nobody cares but you can't ban like three shields. I don't know. Yeah, just I"}, {"start": 4043.4, "end": 4047.9, "text": " What do you think of the new banning system? By the way, I like it. I think I love it. I love it"}, {"start": 4048.4, "end": 4054.4, "text": " I like it because it kind of adapts without like throughout the game instead of just pre-banning and crossing your fingers"}, {"start": 4054.4, "end": 4060.4, "text": " Like I like I know you can just reactive ban. I really like it. It's one of the best things they did. I think it's fire"}, {"start": 4060.4, "end": 4073.4, "text": " I've never been like more impressed with updates ever in my life like I played this game ten years like bro rank 3.0 new map new operator like I feel like that"}, {"start": 4073.4, "end": 4078.4, "text": " I feel like the anti-cheat has gotten better on PC. I haven't ran into like anything. So I don't know"}, {"start": 4078.4, "end": 4089.4, "text": " I've been trying to go. What's fucking good? Yeah. It could be borrowing toward an essay. I've been playing a lot for my friends. I haven't run into a cheater maybe because they're scared of like me reporting them or something but"}, {"start": 4089.4, "end": 4095.1600000000003, "text": " something but my friends say it's bad but I also don't know. Yeah I think when you get to like the"}, {"start": 4095.1600000000003, "end": 4100.12, "text": " tip top of champ it might be bad but like I don't know I'm at like emerald slash diamond I just I"}, {"start": 4100.12, "end": 4104.04, "text": " don't even notice cheaters honestly. Yeah I also think they cracked down on blatant cheats enough"}, {"start": 4104.04, "end": 4108.4400000000005, "text": " to where like even if they are cheating they're like beatable. Yeah the age old one has been"}, {"start": 4108.4400000000005, "end": 4114.28, "text": " yes yes yes because I got rollback twice I got rollback so people got banned in my game so they"}, {"start": 4114.28, "end": 4119.0, "text": " They weren't cheating but like I didn't even notice it. They were just shit. They're just dog shit."}, {"start": 4121.0, "end": 4123.8, "text": " Top East take with Shield. They're getting fried."}, {"start": 4125.8, "end": 4126.679999999999, "text": " Maybe Traded."}, {"start": 4128.36, "end": 4129.719999999999, "text": " That's Ace gone so..."}, {"start": 4131.4, "end": 4134.599999999999, "text": " They can't get Radio all open if they want to go for that. They can't get Suicide all open."}, {"start": 4135.4, "end": 4138.84, "text": " They have no use for actually putting this guy out besides Ney. She already left the Suicide wall gone."}, {"start": 4138.84, "end": 4144.06, "text": " must kind of all persist so all continues what oh my god he's one he's one"}, {"start": 4144.06, "end": 4150.58, "text": " he's taking a ton of the ADS! wait what the fuck is this? why is he doing that?"}, {"start": 4150.58, "end": 4157.38, "text": " oh my god he's a maniac. what is that? he's a maniac. bro he ADS long with mobs he"}, {"start": 4157.38, "end": 4162.18, "text": " didn't did it again what a jump out you have to claim one of that or have it going on it"}, {"start": 4162.18, "end": 4164.88, "text": " Oh my god! This guy's the goat!"}, {"start": 4164.88, "end": 4166.38, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 4166.38, "end": 4167.88, "text": " He's actually a maniac, man."}, {"start": 4170.38, "end": 4172.88, "text": " Bro, there was this- I just get- this is so niche."}, {"start": 4172.88, "end": 4176.9800000000005, "text": " But this guy reminds me of an old Xbox champ that had so much aura."}, {"start": 4178.9800000000005, "end": 4181.68, "text": " Bro, Fett, there was a guy named Fluff Daddy."}, {"start": 4181.68, "end": 4182.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, let's see, Splay 1v4."}, {"start": 4184.9800000000005, "end": 4185.780000000001, "text": " Splay 1v4!"}, {"start": 4185.780000000001, "end": 4186.88, "text": " They're perfect info, man."}, {"start": 4186.88, "end": 4187.88, "text": " Splay 1v4!"}, {"start": 4189.08, "end": 4190.08, "text": " Holy god, I'm the dude."}, {"start": 4190.08, "end": 4196.08, "text": " two to get on. Wait, but Martin the final boss. Wait, what's actually playing so much?"}, {"start": 4196.08, "end": 4200.58, "text": " Oh my God, he crossed. He has it. He has it. He literally has it. He literally has it."}, {"start": 4200.58, "end": 4207.38, "text": " Oh my God, he's a great. Oh no. No, he didn't get there fast enough. He was planting."}, {"start": 4207.38, "end": 4212.88, "text": " I don't know if this is winnable now because of the Martin. Yeah, he could just like, yeah,"}, {"start": 4212.88, "end": 4216.88, "text": " he could just full extend and call. I don't like this. Oh, and this other guy also has"}, {"start": 4216.88, "end": 4217.88, "text": " Three Demos tracks."}, {"start": 4219.68, "end": 4222.38, "text": " Wait, Demos didn't use a single track this whole time?"}, {"start": 4222.38, "end": 4223.38, "text": " Are we through?"}, {"start": 4224.38, "end": 4224.88, "text": " Cheps, yep."}, {"start": 4224.88, "end": 4227.88, "text": " Sports using his jibber out because it shuts down Demos completely."}, {"start": 4227.88, "end": 4228.88, "text": " Like, really smart."}, {"start": 4230.88, "end": 4231.88, "text": " Nothing he could do about it."}, {"start": 4231.88, "end": 4232.88, "text": " How about again?"}, {"start": 4234.88, "end": 4236.38, "text": " Mathematically impossible."}, {"start": 4236.38, "end": 4237.38, "text": " Uh, bro."}, {"start": 4237.88, "end": 4238.38, "text": " Fucking..."}, {"start": 4238.38, "end": 4239.38, "text": " Oh, that's what I was gonna say."}, {"start": 4239.38, "end": 4240.38, "text": " There was this guy."}, {"start": 4240.88, "end": 4241.38, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4241.38, "end": 4242.38, "text": " On console."}, {"start": 4242.38, "end": 4244.38, "text": " His name was Fluff Daddy."}, {"start": 4244.38, "end": 4247.22, "text": " He only played Monty, he didn't play anybody else."}, {"start": 4247.22, "end": 4250.26, "text": " He only played Revolver and he only ADS."}, {"start": 4250.26, "end": 4251.9800000000005, "text": " He never full extended."}, {"start": 4251.9800000000005, "end": 4254.82, "text": " He was the most annoying player, but he was good."}, {"start": 4254.82, "end": 4256.22, "text": " The moment for the defender."}, {"start": 4256.22, "end": 4257.86, "text": " Oh my God, I hope that guy's doing well."}, {"start": 4257.86, "end": 4260.78, "text": " He's always solo queue and champ on Xbox in like 2020."}, {"start": 4260.78, "end": 4262.82, "text": " In position and hit that Nitro a second time."}, {"start": 4262.82, "end": 4264.66, "text": " That guy was such a chat, bro."}, {"start": 4264.66, "end": 4268.74, "text": " Is he better than Masa Mitsu?"}, {"start": 4268.74, "end": 4271.22, "text": " On Monty Revolver?"}, {"start": 4271.22, "end": 4272.46, "text": " Yeah, probably."}, {"start": 4272.46, "end": 4274.46, "text": " He was probably the best multiplayer player."}, {"start": 4274.46, "end": 4278.46, "text": " He just AVS'd that. He never used the ability properly."}, {"start": 4281.46, "end": 4283.46, "text": " This team is not that bad."}, {"start": 4283.46, "end": 4284.46, "text": " Or, I mean, I don't know."}, {"start": 4284.46, "end": 4286.46, "text": " Maybe SR is just not as good as I thought they were,"}, {"start": 4286.46, "end": 4288.46, "text": " but this team's like playing them like, okay."}, {"start": 4288.46, "end": 4290.46, "text": " Their attacks are really fucking chopped though."}, {"start": 4291.46, "end": 4293.46, "text": " It's just SR. It's BO1."}, {"start": 4293.46, "end": 4297.46, "text": " SR always loves taking every game to Max NT."}, {"start": 4297.46, "end": 4298.46, "text": " It's just their playstyle."}, {"start": 4302.46, "end": 4307.22, "text": " went around on the attack here and it could be the start of I think they're"}, {"start": 4307.22, "end": 4311.58, "text": " gonna keep going for Eastaches because they abandoned the smoke now so no smoke"}, {"start": 4311.58, "end": 4317.3, "text": " no zombie stairs gonna be easier to take for 4 a.m. rebellion and the doga be"}, {"start": 4317.3, "end": 4322.46, "text": " no man ace this should be going for Eastaches flow down into like a teller"}, {"start": 4322.46, "end": 4329.82, "text": " minimal plan I think that works better for them I think they were fucking"}, {"start": 4359.82, "end": 4361.82, "text": " I still think they're going to go for"}, {"start": 4361.82, "end": 4363.82, "text": " Tellers minimal, but I might be wrong"}, {"start": 4363.82, "end": 4367.82, "text": " I just hope many horizontal"}, {"start": 4367.82, "end": 4371.82, "text": " Oh, these fucks"}, {"start": 4371.82, "end": 4373.82, "text": " He's one hell"}, {"start": 4373.82, "end": 4375.82, "text": " He's having so unaware all the time"}, {"start": 4375.82, "end": 4377.82, "text": " They're like always walking under birch"}, {"start": 4377.82, "end": 4379.82, "text": " You're swinging that"}, {"start": 4379.82, "end": 4381.82, "text": " We're just going to let him exist up there"}, {"start": 4381.82, "end": 4383.82, "text": " and just take our chance"}, {"start": 4383.82, "end": 4385.82, "text": " And we're just going to let him exist up there"}, {"start": 4385.82, "end": 4387.82, "text": " and just take our chance"}, {"start": 4387.82, "end": 4389.82, "text": " I'm just gonna let him exist up there and just take our chances."}, {"start": 4389.82, "end": 4391.82, "text": " You might die."}, {"start": 4391.82, "end": 4392.82, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4392.82, "end": 4394.82, "text": " You know what? We can't afford to play."}, {"start": 4394.82, "end": 4396.82, "text": " I'm gonna get Top Beast."}, {"start": 4396.82, "end": 4398.82, "text": " They're gonna get Top Beast. No man off the catwalk."}, {"start": 4398.82, "end": 4401.82, "text": " No man off 90 Hall and they're gonna start clearing off this player."}, {"start": 4401.82, "end": 4403.82, "text": " As it stands, it looks like TX is gonna be..."}, {"start": 4403.82, "end": 4405.82, "text": " Canadians like to line this top so..."}, {"start": 4405.82, "end": 4408.82, "text": " Hold his C4 angle. I'd love a good C4 lineup."}, {"start": 4408.82, "end": 4410.82, "text": " You can thread it all the way up through."}, {"start": 4410.82, "end": 4412.82, "text": " With a Jew mingle."}, {"start": 4412.82, "end": 4415.82, "text": " And if he times this right, he might find himself..."}, {"start": 4415.82, "end": 4417.82, "text": " Stop clicking it though, they're gonna hear it."}, {"start": 4417.82, "end": 4419.82, "text": " I think he's just clicking the C4."}, {"start": 4419.82, "end": 4421.82, "text": " He's average crap."}, {"start": 4421.82, "end": 4423.82, "text": " They know he's there."}, {"start": 4427.82, "end": 4429.82, "text": " They just have no idea how to clear out the players in the hallway."}, {"start": 4429.82, "end": 4431.82, "text": " They put their horses in."}, {"start": 4435.82, "end": 4437.82, "text": " What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 4437.82, "end": 4439.82, "text": " What the fuck am I looking at?"}, {"start": 4439.82, "end": 4441.82, "text": " I did not know this was an angle."}, {"start": 4441.82, "end": 4443.82, "text": " They're gonna try to spike this"}, {"start": 4443.82, "end": 4445.82, "text": " Good angle by rexen"}, {"start": 4445.82, "end": 4447.82, "text": " What an angle, what a fucking angle"}, {"start": 4447.82, "end": 4449.82, "text": " They know man up uh"}, {"start": 4449.82, "end": 4451.82, "text": " Triple, they know man up, triple"}, {"start": 4451.82, "end": 4453.82, "text": " It's still someone doing, wow they got Canadian"}, {"start": 4453.82, "end": 4455.82, "text": " Plants, wait! Plants do this"}, {"start": 4455.82, "end": 4457.82, "text": " They have customs control, yep"}, {"start": 4459.82, "end": 4461.82, "text": " Where's Lida, he needs to go through the road"}, {"start": 4461.82, "end": 4463.82, "text": " They go for plant, they have a little bit of time"}, {"start": 4463.82, "end": 4465.82, "text": " Not this much time though"}, {"start": 4465.82, "end": 4467.82, "text": " They gotta start moving now"}, {"start": 4468.0599999999995, "end": 4470.0599999999995, "text": " They gotta start moving now"}, {"start": 4472.139999999999, "end": 4476.96, "text": " Just one flank watcher flank rather have things to do the entire job for a scene right here. No man needs to clutch up"}, {"start": 4477.46, "end": 4480.74, "text": " Rockstar K. Oh, they got the ball. They killed the planer"}, {"start": 4483.62, "end": 4485.82, "text": " Wait in direction one HP you got to go"}, {"start": 4486.42, "end": 4487.9, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 4487.9, "end": 4489.5, "text": " Bro, we have a game"}, {"start": 4489.5, "end": 4496.66, "text": " That we have a fucking game. Oh my god, bro. Don't sleep on these Chinese teams, baby"}, {"start": 4497.82, "end": 4505.099999999999, "text": " What little HP don't sleep on them, you know, you said yourself they were in a situation where I wonder how many people play siege in China"}, {"start": 4506.78, "end": 4509.5, "text": " Like how many do you think that on pc?"}, {"start": 4510.46, "end": 4512.46, "text": " into a 12th round"}, {"start": 4512.62, "end": 4515.98, "text": " I have no idea what I hope like kind of an interesting question. I think yeah"}, {"start": 4516.46, "end": 4523.179999999999, "text": " I have no idea because in Asia like league and dota are like insanely popular like a lot of people play league and dota"}, {"start": 4523.179999999999, "end": 4527.259999999999, "text": " So like being a siege pro in Asia is kind of cool, bro. I feel like that's not um"}, {"start": 4527.82, "end": 4529.82, "text": " Like not that popular"}, {"start": 4529.82, "end": 4534.4, "text": " See just the most popular in NA and EU for sure, and then like literally Brazil"}, {"start": 4543.099999999999, "end": 4548.639999999999, "text": " Yeah, like I don't even know if Brazil has that many players they just have like really fucking good players"}, {"start": 4549.139999999999, "end": 4552.219999999999, "text": " Brazil used to have the best console scene. That's why they're good by the way"}, {"start": 4552.54, "end": 4557.0599999999995, "text": " Like literally like I think they have a higher console switch over rate and pro league"}, {"start": 4557.06, "end": 4562.42, "text": " Which is still like 90% across all regions, but I think like Brazil have like a better console soon"}, {"start": 4581.860000000001, "end": 4585.620000000001, "text": " Dude, could you imagine if SR is like gets upset here that'd be insane"}, {"start": 4585.62, "end": 4592.28, "text": " that is the worst way to start off a major like I'm not getting upset in your first game"}, {"start": 4592.28, "end": 4596.7, "text": " I think that's usually what happens though as well nine. No, bro"}, {"start": 4597.46, "end": 4603.58, "text": " You mean to SR just mean to good teams to good teams. Yeah first days always win like a random Asian team beats them"}, {"start": 4603.98, "end": 4609.0599999999995, "text": " Phase one si in the losers bracket, right? Oh, no this time. It was it was upper"}, {"start": 4609.06, "end": 4612.14, "text": " before in Boston it was Losers."}, {"start": 4612.14, "end": 4614.64, "text": " The match we really want to play."}, {"start": 4614.64, "end": 4619.580000000001, "text": " Bro, I think the thing about Rainbow Six Siege, especially in the Majors,"}, {"start": 4619.580000000001, "end": 4624.42, "text": " is it's not even about like who's the best team in the world at this time."}, {"start": 4624.42, "end": 4630.26, "text": " It's kind of just like who can adapt the fastest in these two weeks to the meta and"}, {"start": 4630.26, "end": 4633.9800000000005, "text": " the strats, it's who gets hot, who gets hot for that last week."}, {"start": 4633.9800000000005, "end": 4634.660000000001, "text": " Precisely."}, {"start": 4634.66, "end": 4641.0199999999995, "text": " Well, I guess you need to change something from day one of the major to day five of the major like something has to change"}, {"start": 4641.0199999999995, "end": 4643.54, "text": " Well, because you can't do the same straps on every map"}, {"start": 4643.54, "end": 4647.42, "text": " You can't play the same maps because then the map's gonna get banned or the strats gonna get countered"}, {"start": 4647.42, "end": 4650.7, "text": " You have to always be sharpening the sword throughout the major"}, {"start": 4650.98, "end": 4656.18, "text": " Yes, and it's like you have to take a gamble and if the change fucks you then you lose if the change is good then you win"}, {"start": 4658.0199999999995, "end": 4661.74, "text": " So that's why like that's why I say like with g2 is not like a hundred percent they will win"}, {"start": 4661.74, "end": 4668.0, "text": " I do think it's like it's very likely, but there's also a chance they like they don't adapt, you know hard enough"}, {"start": 4668.0, "end": 4670.4, "text": " And they I'm gonna say g2 100%"}, {"start": 4673.42, "end": 4676.9, "text": " And I will take like betting odds against any of my friends that would have that"}, {"start": 4677.86, "end": 4683.94, "text": " But I'm 100% sure they're gonna win. This is a crazy castle sort of what the fuck and be so turn"}, {"start": 4686.78, "end": 4688.78, "text": " Center of a doorway like that"}, {"start": 4691.74, "end": 4694.28, "text": " There's so much easier to hit when you're in the center of the door."}, {"start": 4694.28, "end": 4696.28, "text": " It's always been like this, right?"}, {"start": 4696.28, "end": 4696.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4696.78, "end": 4703.78, "text": " And any attacking lineup, and he just gets caught completely off guard as if there wasn't going to be any attention."}, {"start": 4703.78, "end": 4705.08, "text": " Oh, they have a bow cam."}, {"start": 4705.08, "end": 4706.58, "text": " This round looks so cooked."}, {"start": 4706.58, "end": 4708.08, "text": " Every round, he's been playing."}, {"start": 4708.08, "end": 4709.58, "text": " He's going to blow them up when he gets close to the wall."}, {"start": 4709.58, "end": 4710.08, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 4710.08, "end": 4713.58, "text": " And look, it's lessons like that that they are going to learn from as a team."}, {"start": 4713.58, "end": 4715.08, "text": " I can trust players that are new to this."}, {"start": 4715.08, "end": 4716.679999999999, "text": " Surely they hear the C4."}, {"start": 4716.679999999999, "end": 4718.08, "text": " That's a loud enough C4."}, {"start": 4718.08, "end": 4719.98, "text": " Are they flowing down into Mattress Pet?"}, {"start": 4719.9800000000005, "end": 4721.9800000000005, "text": " They're going to go for another first floor."}, {"start": 4721.9800000000005, "end": 4723.9800000000005, "text": " They're not going to try to clear top anymore."}, {"start": 4723.9800000000005, "end": 4724.9800000000005, "text": " They do this every time."}, {"start": 4724.9800000000005, "end": 4727.9800000000005, "text": " They look at a sign up, they don't see it, and then they just, like, I give up on this."}, {"start": 4733.9800000000005, "end": 4735.9800000000005, "text": " This could be a dub for SR."}, {"start": 4735.9800000000005, "end": 4737.9800000000005, "text": " This looks really good for SR."}, {"start": 4737.9800000000005, "end": 4738.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4738.9800000000005, "end": 4740.9800000000005, "text": " 5-5-5 seconds on the clock."}, {"start": 4740.9800000000005, "end": 4742.9800000000005, "text": " Times like everything."}, {"start": 4743.9800000000005, "end": 4745.9800000000005, "text": " You know how time is at a S."}, {"start": 4745.9800000000005, "end": 4747.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, this looks good for SR."}, {"start": 4747.9800000000005, "end": 4749.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, and they're gonna wrap around the montane."}, {"start": 4749.9800000000005, "end": 4750.9800000000005, "text": " Yup!"}, {"start": 4750.9800000000005, "end": 4751.9800000000005, "text": " Really, it mottled down."}, {"start": 4751.9800000000005, "end": 4752.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, does it?"}, {"start": 4752.9800000000005, "end": 4753.9800000000005, "text": " SR does it?"}, {"start": 4753.9800000000005, "end": 4756.9800000000005, "text": " SR go to Qualified Games for phase two."}, {"start": 4756.9800000000005, "end": 4757.9800000000005, "text": " GGs?"}, {"start": 4757.9800000000005, "end": 4758.9800000000005, "text": " GGs?"}, {"start": 4758.9800000000005, "end": 4764.9800000000005, "text": " Unless Gotti can out literally pull, like, out, I'll pull my cock out of here."}, {"start": 4764.9800000000005, "end": 4765.9800000000005, "text": " It's the same thing."}, {"start": 4765.9800000000005, "end": 4769.9800000000005, "text": " 1v5, 25 seconds with over and full plant."}, {"start": 4769.9800000000005, "end": 4771.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, right."}, {"start": 4771.9800000000005, "end": 4775.9800000000005, "text": " This is like in chess when you just resign chat, you just resign right here."}, {"start": 4777.9800000000005, "end": 4786.06, "text": " I'm gonna be more than. All"}, {"start": 4786.06, "end": 4787.06, "text": " right. Well let's watch out"}, {"start": 4787.06, "end": 4788.06, "text": " let's watch some stopping"}, {"start": 4788.06, "end": 4789.06, "text": " games together this weekend."}, {"start": 4789.06, "end": 4790.06, "text": " Hell yeah hell yeah I'm down"}, {"start": 4790.06, "end": 4791.06, "text": " but I'll catch you fat thanks"}, {"start": 4791.06, "end": 4792.06, "text": " for watching man as well."}, {"start": 4792.06, "end": 4793.06, "text": " This is taking easy I'll text"}, {"start": 4793.06, "end": 4794.06, "text": " you when the when the stopping"}, {"start": 4794.06, "end": 4795.06, "text": " games are yes bro yeah stop"}, {"start": 4795.06, "end": 4796.06, "text": " until he takes me to and I'm"}, {"start": 4796.06, "end": 4797.06, "text": " trying to miss any of them but"}, {"start": 4797.06, "end": 4798.06, "text": " I'll see you bro. Yeah take it"}, {"start": 4798.06, "end": 4800.06, "text": " easy."}, {"start": 4800.06, "end": 4805.740000000001, "text": " Wait, does it little little calm little start for sport little calm little start calm little start chat"}, {"start": 4805.900000000001, "end": 4807.1, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 4807.1, "end": 4812.46, "text": " It might be chest time boys. It might be time for a little 500. He low magic a little 500. He low magic push"}, {"start": 4813.18, "end": 4816.46, "text": " A little 500. He low magic push that was actually close to what I thought about me"}, {"start": 4817.18, "end": 4823.820000000001, "text": " Um, today's our 47th day in a row chat of chess guys. I'm gonna go piss and I'll be right back, baby"}, {"start": 4830.06, "end": 4832.06, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4860.06, "end": 4862.120000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4890.06, "end": 4892.120000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4920.06, "end": 4949.06, "text": " I know that they've gone crazy, gone bad."}, {"start": 4949.06, "end": 4958.9800000000005, "text": " back. All right, chat. Can Nicholas, can Nicholas Stewart reach 500? Let's see."}, {"start": 4962.18, "end": 4965.9400000000005, "text": " Whoa, that guy's, that guy's board is so cool."}, {"start": 4965.9400000000005, "end": 4972.9400000000005, "text": " Gough Girl Spit Lover."}, {"start": 4972.9400000000005, "end": 4979.9400000000005, "text": " This isn't a closeable gap."}, {"start": 4979.9400000000005, "end": 4982.9400000000005, "text": " They say Andrews, you just snap."}, {"start": 4982.9400000000005, "end": 4985.9400000000005, "text": " All right, I'm going to play the best shots you guys have ever seen."}, {"start": 4985.9400000000005, "end": 4988.9400000000005, "text": " And I will reach for very low."}, {"start": 4988.9400000000005, "end": 5002.740000000001, "text": " Shari can't say it all my life, sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry, but I guess you"}, {"start": 5002.740000000001, "end": 5011.3, "text": " know now, baby, we took a hat with it of a heartache, slow down, chat holy grandmaster"}, {"start": 5011.3, "end": 5016.1, "text": " opening. I'm getting so good with the Karukam chat, vamos por carajo."}, {"start": 5018.900000000001, "end": 5021.400000000001, "text": " Alright, he's gonna castle. We're one move away from castle."}, {"start": 5022.900000000001, "end": 5025.6, "text": " I don't mind offering this trade because then we just get the queen out."}, {"start": 5025.6, "end": 5027.5, "text": " Like, I don't, I love trading my bishops."}, {"start": 5029.3, "end": 5032.7, "text": " Because if we trade, it's like, yeah, whatever we trade, but then I get the queen"}, {"start": 5032.7, "end": 5035.1, "text": " out and now I castle. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5036.1, "end": 5037.6, "text": " This isn't a closeable gap."}, {"start": 5037.6, "end": 5040.0, "text": " They say, is he just a snap?"}, {"start": 5040.0, "end": 5042.08, "text": " All right, now this is interesting."}, {"start": 5042.08, "end": 5049.6, "text": " If I take, he takes and then I take and then he takes,"}, {"start": 5049.6, "end": 5051.52, "text": " and it's just that even material."}, {"start": 5051.52, "end": 5055.200000000001, "text": " What happens if I sack and then take like that?"}, {"start": 5055.6, "end": 5058.160000000001, "text": " I'm trying to think of what's better just,"}, {"start": 5058.160000000001, "end": 5059.04, "text": " it's not even a sack,"}, {"start": 5059.04, "end": 5067.320000000001, "text": " but should I allow him to initiate the take or should I initiate the take?"}, {"start": 5067.32, "end": 5072.74, "text": " I think if I allow him to initiate the take my pawns are more connected"}, {"start": 5074.74, "end": 5080.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna let him initiate it cuz then my pawns are more connected and then we can open up this way and get the broke out"}, {"start": 5081.599999999999, "end": 5084.44, "text": " This seems like the best game of chess ever played in my life so far"}, {"start": 5085.16, "end": 5088.88, "text": " Shelby comes in about my lap job. No, this seems like the best game of chance I've ever played"}, {"start": 5093.5599999999995, "end": 5096.92, "text": " Bro and then boys, what do we think about this? Okay? Okay?"}, {"start": 5097.32, "end": 5103.219999999999, "text": " So if I take this way, it does enough. Well, it's okay, but I want to take this way because now we have this"}, {"start": 5106.44, "end": 5108.44, "text": " Gentlemen playing good boys I"}, {"start": 5110.12, "end": 5115.32, "text": " Can tell today's gonna be the day today give me the deck I just immediately tell we're gonna hit 500"}, {"start": 5115.32, "end": 5121.48, "text": " You today I can feel it in the tip of my cock. We would hit 500 today straight undefeated not a singular loss"}, {"start": 5121.48, "end": 5123.48, "text": " We're gonna go like five and oh"}, {"start": 5123.4800000000005, "end": 5127.620000000001, "text": " I'm going to play the best chance I've ever seen."}, {"start": 5127.620000000001, "end": 5130.000000000001, "text": " Chad, are we ready?"}, {"start": 5130.000000000001, "end": 5141.88, "text": " Drivers, start your engines."}, {"start": 5141.88, "end": 5145.88, "text": " I don't mind the little night action for the boys back home."}, {"start": 5145.88, "end": 5149.8, "text": " This guy's higher than me, so maybe I'll get like 10 or nine."}, {"start": 5149.8, "end": 5152.92, "text": " Let's go here and let's just get the rook into the empty file."}, {"start": 5152.92, "end": 5157.2, "text": " He might beat us to it, but I decided it's better to get the knight out so that our"}, {"start": 5157.2, "end": 5160.84, "text": " rooks can face each other."}, {"start": 5160.84, "end": 5162.28, "text": " We're even on material, even on time."}, {"start": 5162.28, "end": 5164.28, "text": " This is like a dead-even game."}, {"start": 5164.28, "end": 5166.4400000000005, "text": " Who's the- I knew he would get the rook into an empty file."}, {"start": 5166.4400000000005, "end": 5167.4400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5167.4400000000005, "end": 5178.68, "text": " Who's position would you rather be in, chat?"}, {"start": 5178.68, "end": 5186.4400000000005, "text": " This pawn is annoying because my knight is restricted."}, {"start": 5186.4400000000005, "end": 5188.72, "text": " This pawn is annoying because my knight is restricted."}, {"start": 5188.72, "end": 5191.04, "text": " Let's do this and just offer a trade."}, {"start": 5191.04, "end": 5194.84, "text": " And then if he takes the trade, guess who gets the empty file?"}, {"start": 5194.84, "end": 5199.84, "text": " We get the empty file."}, {"start": 5199.84, "end": 5205.64, "text": " If he takes, we take all rooks in the empty file."}, {"start": 5205.64, "end": 5209.8, "text": " What are his other options here?"}, {"start": 5209.8, "end": 5212.320000000001, "text": " He wants the empty file, I see."}, {"start": 5212.320000000001, "end": 5214.56, "text": " I see, I see, I see."}, {"start": 5214.56, "end": 5215.4800000000005, "text": " Thoughts on display?"}, {"start": 5219.88, "end": 5220.92, "text": " I don't know about display."}, {"start": 5223.4400000000005, "end": 5227.4800000000005, "text": " I guess what we should do is start pushing the pawns, maybe?"}, {"start": 5227.4800000000005, "end": 5234.4800000000005, "text": " This doesn't hang anything because we have that."}, {"start": 5234.4800000000005, "end": 5240.4800000000005, "text": " I think we should just start pushing the pawns and put actual pressure on them tonight."}, {"start": 5240.4800000000005, "end": 5244.4800000000005, "text": " Our next move is right here."}, {"start": 5244.4800000000005, "end": 5250.4800000000005, "text": " That's all of it. So you just develop and then push pawns and protect everything and you're a thousand below. I just have to do that."}, {"start": 5250.4800000000005, "end": 5254.4800000000005, "text": " Develop, protect everything, push pawns."}, {"start": 5254.4800000000005, "end": 5256.4800000000005, "text": " Over. Over."}, {"start": 5256.4800000000005, "end": 5260.4800000000005, "text": " Because his knight is going to start getting squeezed in a second here."}, {"start": 5264.4800000000005, "end": 5266.4800000000005, "text": " Lucid material here. Lucid material here."}, {"start": 5267.4800000000005, "end": 5269.4800000000005, "text": " Lucid material here."}, {"start": 5269.4800000000005, "end": 5272.4800000000005, "text": " And then he blocks his vision here."}, {"start": 5272.4800000000005, "end": 5276.4800000000005, "text": " He starts, you know, so he decides to do the same thing."}, {"start": 5276.4800000000005, "end": 5278.4800000000005, "text": " He's going to do this."}, {"start": 5280.4800000000005, "end": 5282.4800000000005, "text": " Now he has to move his knight!"}, {"start": 5282.4800000000005, "end": 5284.4800000000005, "text": " Where's he going to the."}, {"start": 5284.4800000000005, "end": 5288.4800000000005, "text": " He goes for a night trade interesting interesting kid."}, {"start": 5291.4800000000005, "end": 5293.4800000000005, "text": " I feel like."}, {"start": 5296.4800000000005, "end": 5305.4800000000005, "text": " In this scenario we win this trade because I just my night takes the place of his but his pond structure gets messed up."}, {"start": 5305.4800000000005, "end": 5307.4800000000005, "text": " So chat he takes but then we take."}, {"start": 5307.4800000000005, "end": 5310.700000000001, "text": " But look at this, now he takes."}, {"start": 5314.700000000001, "end": 5316.240000000001, "text": " Unless he's not gonna take."}, {"start": 5316.240000000001, "end": 5318.780000000001, "text": " Take, take my ass."}, {"start": 5318.780000000001, "end": 5322.780000000001, "text": " But now look at this, I think we win this exchange."}, {"start": 5322.780000000001, "end": 5325.580000000001, "text": " Okay, now we can start putting"}, {"start": 5325.580000000001, "end": 5328.740000000001, "text": " an ungodly amount of pressure on him."}, {"start": 5328.740000000001, "end": 5331.18, "text": " This check's coming, brother."}, {"start": 5331.18, "end": 5343.18, "text": " Take, take, he takes, we move our Rook here and we're coming."}, {"start": 5343.18, "end": 5345.42, "text": " What way do we want to check from?"}, {"start": 5345.42, "end": 5349.860000000001, "text": " Do we check like this or do we check like this?"}, {"start": 5349.860000000001, "end": 5355.22, "text": " I can't support if I do that."}, {"start": 5355.22, "end": 5358.54, "text": " I have to do."}, {"start": 5358.54, "end": 5359.54, "text": " Let's strategize."}, {"start": 5359.54, "end": 5362.42, "text": " Yeah, because then he just keeps running."}, {"start": 5362.42, "end": 5363.94, "text": " It's just like a limbo."}, {"start": 5363.94, "end": 5366.32, "text": " Hold the infiltration though, if we do this."}, {"start": 5369.06, "end": 5372.62, "text": " If I do this, he can move here or here."}, {"start": 5372.62, "end": 5374.5199999999995, "text": " If he moves here, he's checkmated."}, {"start": 5375.94, "end": 5378.94, "text": " Oh no, he's not checkmated, but like damn near."}, {"start": 5378.94, "end": 5381.08, "text": " Let's infiltrate like this."}, {"start": 5384.9, "end": 5385.9, "text": " Let's see what he does."}, {"start": 5385.9, "end": 5386.98, "text": " He is now under pressure."}, {"start": 5386.98, "end": 5388.18, "text": " That's the first check of the game."}, {"start": 5388.18, "end": 5391.3, "text": " He could do this, which would end the game completely."}, {"start": 5391.3, "end": 5392.66, "text": " What he's actually gonna do is this."}, {"start": 5392.66, "end": 5394.66, "text": " Okay, he does that, it's totally fine."}, {"start": 5395.780000000001, "end": 5398.84, "text": " This is Czech and he loses a bishop from this."}, {"start": 5398.84, "end": 5401.66, "text": " We lose our knight, but he does lose a bishop."}, {"start": 5401.66, "end": 5404.66, "text": " I like how his queen is kind of out of the game right now."}, {"start": 5418.18, "end": 5423.58, "text": " We have to ask ourselves, what happens?"}, {"start": 5423.58, "end": 5427.900000000001, "text": " He has a couple of ways to take, well, no, he can only take with the bishop."}, {"start": 5427.900000000001, "end": 5430.58, "text": " He has to move the bishop there."}, {"start": 5430.58, "end": 5437.02, "text": " So then we win his bishop, and then we have a pawn here, and then maybe we have a pawn"}, {"start": 5437.02, "end": 5440.900000000001, "text": " push that turns him like a weird check or something."}, {"start": 5440.900000000001, "end": 5443.46, "text": " Maybe we just stop thinking and take the hanging pawn."}, {"start": 5443.46, "end": 5451.62, "text": " I think we just take the hanging pawn chat."}, {"start": 5451.62, "end": 5454.46, "text": " Well now we're officially up material."}, {"start": 5454.46, "end": 5460.46, "text": " So through all of that, through that absolute bloodbath, we're up material."}, {"start": 5460.46, "end": 5472.46, "text": " Bro, but now we can initiate this play because then this opens up the queen's vision again."}, {"start": 5472.46, "end": 5474.06, "text": " Chattanooga's down on my lap."}, {"start": 5474.06, "end": 5475.38, "text": " We have no other play here though."}, {"start": 5475.38, "end": 5478.46, "text": " This is all just dead and dead and dead."}, {"start": 5478.46, "end": 5479.7, "text": " We have like no play."}, {"start": 5481.06, "end": 5483.94, "text": " This could be incredible if we could get it going."}, {"start": 5483.94, "end": 5485.26, "text": " Like some hit it like that."}, {"start": 5486.22, "end": 5487.06, "text": " We'll see though, Chattanooga."}, {"start": 5487.06, "end": 5488.28, "text": " I'm not worried."}, {"start": 5488.28, "end": 5490.5, "text": " I feel very fucking confident right now."}, {"start": 5490.5, "end": 5492.3, "text": " Chattanooga, I feel confident."}, {"start": 5492.3, "end": 5493.5, "text": " I feel confident as fuck."}, {"start": 5493.5, "end": 5510.86, "text": " What does he or he has no place so he does this which is just like sort of a nothing"}, {"start": 5510.86, "end": 5524.38, "text": " burger. Can I just do that? Oh, the night is hanging, though. The night is hanging."}, {"start": 5526.139999999999, "end": 5529.179999999999, "text": " All right, let's do this. Let's get the bishop out, and then we're going to get our pawn here."}, {"start": 5532.62, "end": 5536.0599999999995, "text": " His only play is this. He has no other play. He loses the material in the other way."}, {"start": 5536.06, "end": 5541.820000000001, "text": " lose material there, lose material there. But I think that plays bad though because now he has like"}, {"start": 5542.54, "end": 5546.860000000001, "text": " a battery with the queen in the rook. I don't think that plays good chat."}, {"start": 5547.820000000001, "end": 5553.740000000001, "text": " Nine. It's fine though because then we can start doing shit like this. This opens up this lane too."}, {"start": 5554.9400000000005, "end": 5560.22, "text": " I just don't have the vision to see that far ahead. To be honest, I just don't have the vision."}, {"start": 5560.22, "end": 5572.64, "text": " I really don't know, bro, I already like mapped it out. Yeah, your only place that"}, {"start": 5572.64, "end": 5579.4800000000005, "text": " now he's gonna take with the queen. Yeah, I don't I don't think that helped me at all."}, {"start": 5579.4800000000005, "end": 5588.12, "text": " I think that helped him guys to be honest. What do I do now? I don't think that helped me, bro."}, {"start": 5588.12, "end": 5597.38, "text": " I'm gonna do this and then I'm gonna do that and then we put the queen under some pressure this pond's hanging"}, {"start": 5599.5599999999995, "end": 5601.76, "text": " But hey look like I said this opens up now"}, {"start": 5605.64, "end": 5607.64, "text": " All right, let's get a little pond chain going"}, {"start": 5607.64, "end": 5619.42, "text": " We're down one material. Yeah, that exchange was bad for us. I shouldn't have did that exchange."}, {"start": 5619.42, "end": 5632.38, "text": " Oh, he wants to trade. Hmm. Yeah, that's such a good plan because then he has this and then he"}, {"start": 5632.38, "end": 5634.14, "text": " has check and then I do that."}, {"start": 5636.26, "end": 5637.86, "text": " This is the weirdest game of chess ever."}, {"start": 5637.86, "end": 5638.9400000000005, "text": " It's literally,"}, {"start": 5641.62, "end": 5643.22, "text": " this is the weirdest game of chess ever."}, {"start": 5643.22, "end": 5647.54, "text": " It's literally just queens and pawns right now."}, {"start": 5647.54, "end": 5648.38, "text": " That's all it is."}, {"start": 5648.38, "end": 5650.1, "text": " It's just queens and pawns."}, {"start": 5650.1, "end": 5651.9800000000005, "text": " But my queen has so much long range vision"}, {"start": 5651.9800000000005, "end": 5654.34, "text": " that we have to pay attention to that."}, {"start": 5654.34, "end": 5655.86, "text": " I don't know who's winning this."}, {"start": 5655.86, "end": 5657.22, "text": " I think I might be winning"}, {"start": 5657.22, "end": 5660.7, "text": " because I might just be winning because of this."}, {"start": 5660.7, "end": 5662.3, "text": " Literally just because he has that."}, {"start": 5664.42, "end": 5666.139999999999, "text": " Yeah, another pointless check."}, {"start": 5666.139999999999, "end": 5668.34, "text": " This isn't even hanging because of the queen."}, {"start": 5680.26, "end": 5683.0599999999995, "text": " Just an absolutely pointless check from him."}, {"start": 5683.0599999999995, "end": 5687.78, "text": " I think what the best possible play is for me now in endgame"}, {"start": 5687.78, "end": 5690.22, "text": " is to stack up my queens with my pawns"}, {"start": 5690.22, "end": 5692.42, "text": " and just push my pawns."}, {"start": 5692.42, "end": 5695.06, "text": " Cause look, he's outnumbered over here, chat."}, {"start": 5695.06, "end": 5697.58, "text": " This would be a 4v2 on the left side of the board."}, {"start": 5698.740000000001, "end": 5700.780000000001, "text": " None of us are good enough to check made in this position."}, {"start": 5700.780000000001, "end": 5701.9400000000005, "text": " It's gonna come down to,"}, {"start": 5703.14, "end": 5704.740000000001, "text": " it's gonna come down to who can convert"}, {"start": 5704.740000000001, "end": 5706.38, "text": " their queen the safest."}, {"start": 5706.38, "end": 5709.8, "text": " This is gonna be a fucking intense next five minutes here."}, {"start": 5709.8, "end": 5711.22, "text": " It's gonna come down to who can convert"}, {"start": 5711.22, "end": 5712.42, "text": " their queen the quickest."}, {"start": 5715.42, "end": 5716.9400000000005, "text": " My queen is safe as hell right now."}, {"start": 5716.9400000000005, "end": 5718.34, "text": " She's kind of untouchable."}, {"start": 5720.22, "end": 5732.860000000001, "text": " Alright, so what I'm going to do is I'm just going to slowly but surely push my pawns up"}, {"start": 5732.860000000001, "end": 5734.780000000001, "text": " with my king."}, {"start": 5734.780000000001, "end": 5736.7, "text": " I think this guy lost."}, {"start": 5736.7, "end": 5741.18, "text": " This looks, ooh that's interesting play by him."}, {"start": 5741.18, "end": 5742.66, "text": " Wait what do we think about this?"}, {"start": 5742.66, "end": 5744.9400000000005, "text": " This play looks so good."}, {"start": 5744.9400000000005, "end": 5749.22, "text": " Look because now he has to move his queen which means this pawn hangs and then we have"}, {"start": 5749.22, "end": 5755.46, "text": " check. That's such a good pawn push. I should have found that earlier. Now his"}, {"start": 5755.46, "end": 5761.76, "text": " queen's gonna go like here or something. He just decides to check me. That's kind"}, {"start": 5761.76, "end": 5768.3, "text": " of good for me because I can keep invading with this king. Alright, our"}, {"start": 5768.3, "end": 5776.26, "text": " biggest problem right now is this. Bro, I think I'm on some next level shift."}, {"start": 5776.26, "end": 5795.26, "text": " I think what I should do is trade Queens because I just have a better pawn structure than him."}, {"start": 5795.26, "end": 5800.26, "text": " I think I should trade Queens."}, {"start": 5800.26, "end": 5803.26, "text": " It's got our next place here, here."}, {"start": 5803.26, "end": 5806.26, "text": " It's like that, okay."}, {"start": 5806.26, "end": 5810.26, "text": " Just totally fine."}, {"start": 5810.26, "end": 5816.26, "text": " Now his pawn is stun locked for the rest of the game, unless he moves his queen."}, {"start": 5816.26, "end": 5819.26, "text": " And then we have this check coming."}, {"start": 5819.26, "end": 5825.26, "text": " All right, I think I'm down to material, but I think I win because this pawn is useless."}, {"start": 5825.26, "end": 5836.26, "text": " So what's going to happen is I'm just going to invade, invade, invade, invade, trade, convert with the one left pawn, get a queen, have two queens and end the game."}, {"start": 5836.26, "end": 5846.26, "text": " Yep, there's the pointless move from him. Here comes the pawn storm. Here comes the pawn storm!"}, {"start": 5846.26, "end": 5851.26, "text": " Another weird psychotic check by him."}, {"start": 5851.26, "end": 5853.26, "text": " I don't know if there's any point to it"}, {"start": 5858.74, "end": 5860.74, "text": " It's so it's so jover"}, {"start": 5864.14, "end": 5866.14, "text": " Just gotta be a way to win this bro"}, {"start": 5872.1, "end": 5874.1, "text": " Me ha me ha I didn't see it"}, {"start": 5881.26, "end": 5901.26, "text": " So"}, {"start": 5901.76, "end": 5911.9800000000005, "text": " chat istolddistoldudeistouldibtistolddasodduisolddasolddisolddasolddisolddisold\ufffd\ufffd"}, {"start": 5912.0, "end": 5914.46, "text": " FUUUUUUCK"}, {"start": 5914.46, "end": 5915.46, "text": " Bro, I don't know"}, {"start": 5915.46, "end": 5917.3, "text": " That was a sweaty ass game in 400 defender"}, {"start": 5917.3, "end": 5920.34, "text": " I'm not going to lie"}, {"start": 5920.34, "end": 5927.9400000000005, "text": " chat that was a sweaty ass game in 4 currruver"}, {"start": 5927.9400000000005, "end": 5941.84, "text": " game bro oh my god sweaty ass game bro Jesus that was sweaty as fuck okay chat"}, {"start": 5942.1, "end": 5946.8, "text": " what should we do rocket league or or or or siege what should we do chat rocket"}, {"start": 5946.8, "end": 5951.84, "text": " league or siege sort of champion on PC or rocket league rode the diamond push"}, {"start": 5951.84, "end": 5955.68, "text": " we're close to diamond rocket league or siege chat what do you all what do you"}, {"start": 5955.68, "end": 5957.08, "text": " What do you want? What do you want?"}, {"start": 5957.08, "end": 5959.58, "text": " Run up or pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up."}, {"start": 5965.16, "end": 5966.56, "text": " Ran out thinking about it."}, {"start": 5966.56, "end": 5967.96, "text": " Ran out thinking about it, baby."}, {"start": 5967.96, "end": 5969.200000000001, "text": " TT thinking about it."}, {"start": 5969.200000000001, "end": 5971.12, "text": " Master thinking about the fine daddy."}, {"start": 5978.320000000001, "end": 5980.240000000001, "text": " Oh my god, we got a close pull."}, {"start": 5980.240000000001, "end": 5982.04, "text": " Holy shit, we got a close pull."}, {"start": 5982.04, "end": 5984.08, "text": " Boat, boat, boat!"}, {"start": 5984.08, "end": 5984.92, "text": " Boat!"}, {"start": 5985.68, "end": 5990.92, "text": " I'm great at the computer water pros don't think what it's your water hide for the computer water"}, {"start": 5992.6, "end": 5995.0, "text": " Seeds for what seeds for what?"}, {"start": 5998.16, "end": 6001.64, "text": " Bro thinks he's diamond level brother brother, I'm gonna get diamond"}, {"start": 6002.4400000000005, "end": 6004.4400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna get diamond. I'm gonna get diamond"}, {"start": 6005.08, "end": 6009.0, "text": " Bro, I'm gonna get diamond, bro. I'm gonna get diamond. I'm gonna get diamond"}, {"start": 6009.0, "end": 6020.52, "text": " in your dreams, all right."}, {"start": 6020.52, "end": 6021.52, "text": " Are you hyped for Iceman?"}, {"start": 6021.52, "end": 6023.52, "text": " Yeah, bro, I'm probably going to react to it on stream."}, {"start": 6023.52, "end": 6025.32, "text": " I'm going to get on League."}, {"start": 6025.32, "end": 6026.32, "text": " I'm going to get on League."}, {"start": 6026.32, "end": 6027.32, "text": " I'm going to get on League."}, {"start": 6027.32, "end": 6028.32, "text": " I'm going to get it right through the tournament later, though."}, {"start": 6028.32, "end": 6032.0, "text": " I'm going to play a little bit of Siege, maybe, a little bit of Siege."}, {"start": 6032.0, "end": 6036.84, "text": " Chat, which I'm going to call it, brother."}, {"start": 6036.84, "end": 6043.88, "text": " Saturday is the the um class tournament with uh League of Legends. It's the League of Legends"}, {"start": 6043.88, "end": 6048.92, "text": " class thing. It's going to be I think our team for the League of Legends tournament on Saturday,"}, {"start": 6049.4800000000005, "end": 6055.56, "text": " not the the the JNC draft tournament thing. The class tournament in game. I think it's going to be me,"}, {"start": 6056.360000000001, "end": 6064.360000000001, "text": " Tyler won, Dante's, Kadeem and a fifth. I think that's going to be our team. Holy cinema. That's"}, {"start": 6064.36, "end": 6066.38, "text": " That's gonna be Saturday, Monday,"}, {"start": 6066.38, "end": 6069.86, "text": " it's gonna be the League of Legends Streamer Creator Tournament."}, {"start": 6069.86, "end": 6072.139999999999, "text": " I think we're gonna be able to get drops on that,"}, {"start": 6072.139999999999, "end": 6073.74, "text": " not 100% though,"}, {"start": 6073.74, "end": 6075.179999999999, "text": " but I think we're gonna be able to get drops on that."}, {"start": 6075.179999999999, "end": 6078.0599999999995, "text": " Cinema, cinema."}, {"start": 6078.0599999999995, "end": 6079.139999999999, "text": " It's gonna be peak, bro."}, {"start": 6079.139999999999, "end": 6080.74, "text": " It's gonna be a peak-ass week."}, {"start": 6080.74, "end": 6083.74, "text": " Stapa's got some games covered up, it's gonna be lit, bro."}, {"start": 6085.54, "end": 6087.9, "text": " This isn't a close-up, we'll get, eh, eh."}, {"start": 6087.9, "end": 6089.66, "text": " They saying I just need to snap."}, {"start": 6089.66, "end": 6093.46, "text": " All right, then, let's solo Q to champion, bitch!"}, {"start": 6093.46, "end": 6099.18, "text": " I'm gonna play a little bit of siege a little bit of league and we might watch some rolling loud later"}, {"start": 6099.18, "end": 6100.9, "text": " I don't know we'll see"}, {"start": 6100.9, "end": 6102.78, "text": " Little bit of siege a little bit of league"}, {"start": 6102.78, "end": 6108.94, "text": " I need to lock the fucking on me because we have a creator tournament on Monday and a class tournament on Saturday"}, {"start": 6109.78, "end": 6112.84, "text": " So I need to I need to get my league skills activated bro. I"}, {"start": 6114.22, "end": 6116.62, "text": " Took a day off yesterday, which was good for the mental"}, {"start": 6116.62, "end": 6120.2, "text": " But hey bro at the end of the day bro. I'm a fucking League of Legends fucking addict, bro"}, {"start": 6120.2, "end": 6125.62, "text": " I play 12 fucking days in a row. I'm a fucking addict. I gotta get to the highest ranks that I get"}, {"start": 6128.84, "end": 6136.48, "text": " All right boys can Jinx need solo queue to champion on PC using a controller. I don't know let's fucking see. I"}, {"start": 6136.88, "end": 6138.88, "text": " Don't know, but let's see baby"}, {"start": 6141.44, "end": 6144.0, "text": " All right, Jadies and lent for the men"}, {"start": 6144.0, "end": 6150.0, "text": " We're currently at level 3 in the solo queue to champion journey on PC."}, {"start": 6150.0, "end": 6156.0, "text": " We're currently at level 3, we have a 1.9 kill to death ratio, 1.9 rank to win the loss."}, {"start": 6156.0, "end": 6159.0, "text": " The goal for today is to get close to diamond."}, {"start": 6159.0, "end": 6165.0, "text": " We got to get in striking distance of diamond while playing the best possible siege I can fucking play in my entire life."}, {"start": 6165.0, "end": 6168.0, "text": " If you have an erection, type a 1 in the chat."}, {"start": 6168.0, "end": 6171.0, "text": " If your penis is flaccid, type a 2 in the chat."}, {"start": 6171.0, "end": 6176.16, "text": " If you don't know what I'm talking about type of three in the chat, and I apologize in advance"}, {"start": 6176.16, "end": 6179.5, "text": " You haven't had the birds and the bees conversation with your parents yet"}, {"start": 6180.28, "end": 6182.28, "text": " Everybody lock the fucking bro. Let's go"}, {"start": 6184.76, "end": 6186.76, "text": " This isn't a close-up okay"}, {"start": 6186.92, "end": 6194.2, "text": " They say it just snap. I'm gonna get a coffee. I'm gonna get a coffee. I'm gonna get a coffee. I'm gonna get a coffee"}, {"start": 6201.0, "end": 6203.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6231.0, "end": 6233.0, "text": " You"}, {"start": 6233.0, "end": 6235.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6253.2, "end": 6255.2, "text": " This is"}, {"start": 6255.72, "end": 6259.18, "text": " What the Yeager black ice in my bed"}, {"start": 6260.72, "end": 6262.72, "text": " Coffee equals what babe?"}, {"start": 6263.0, "end": 6269.0, "text": " Hey, Jixi, you should try streaming. I think you'd be good."}, {"start": 6273.0, "end": 6275.0, "text": " Appreciate that, bro."}, {"start": 6275.0, "end": 6278.0, "text": " I'll let you know what I end up doing."}, {"start": 6278.0, "end": 6280.0, "text": " Wait, no, no, no. Wait, guys, kill."}, {"start": 6280.0, "end": 6282.0, "text": " Van Emerald, Emerald, Van Emerald, Van Emerald."}, {"start": 6282.0, "end": 6284.0, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 6284.0, "end": 6287.0, "text": " Bro, Emerald is a bad man, bro, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6287.0, "end": 6288.0, "text": " See, we got Charlotte."}, {"start": 6288.0, "end": 6290.0, "text": " The sky is worse."}, {"start": 6290.0, "end": 6297.06, "text": " 9 brother sky had a competitive like sky was in the competition emerald planes is just a pile of crap"}, {"start": 6297.68, "end": 6299.68, "text": " hammer thinking about"}, {"start": 6302.8, "end": 6306.64, "text": " Hammer thinking about big bottle of pee and thank you for the price up bitch"}, {"start": 6306.64, "end": 6312.84, "text": " I'm a big gangster turn around with that phone. Oh, okay in a slang hot as up just for the road"}, {"start": 6312.84, "end": 6314.84, "text": " She won't be my little baby"}, {"start": 6315.0, "end": 6317.0, "text": " Time I think of it again through the brain they go to two more"}, {"start": 6320.0, "end": 6332.0, "text": " I see people typing force it in my chat randomly."}, {"start": 6332.0, "end": 6338.0, "text": " Brother, is force it like this ambient being of fucking aura?"}, {"start": 6338.0, "end": 6340.0, "text": " Yes, yes, yes he is."}, {"start": 6340.0, "end": 6342.0, "text": " Yo, JC."}, {"start": 6344.0, "end": 6346.0, "text": " Yo?"}, {"start": 6346.0, "end": 6348.0, "text": " What are you doing, bro?"}, {"start": 6348.0, "end": 6359.36, "text": " I'm playing playing ranked you ready to get this one all right me help I believe"}, {"start": 6359.36, "end": 6370.44, "text": " your mic is inside your nostril I'm on a plane right now you're playing rainbow"}, {"start": 6370.4400000000005, "end": 6378.360000000001, "text": " 60s in a plane do you have like Wi-Fi yeah nintendo bro nintendo in a laptop"}, {"start": 6378.360000000001, "end": 6383.64, "text": " you're playing in a laptop oh my god I'm actually in a game with you"}, {"start": 6383.64, "end": 6387.160000000001, "text": " it was standing up I told you to talk"}, {"start": 6390.92, "end": 6396.360000000001, "text": " I'm sorry no I actually jigsay I watch your shit all the time like every day I"}, {"start": 6396.360000000001, "end": 6402.000000000001, "text": " watch you are you do not care okay hey hey bro shut up bro he's so in love"}, {"start": 6402.000000000001, "end": 6410.000000000001, "text": " seconds before insertion five seconds to insertion"}, {"start": 6411.200000000001, "end": 6417.8, "text": " I'm about to play the best game of siege I've ever played in my life I could"}, {"start": 6417.8, "end": 6422.120000000001, "text": " just feel it I'm about to play the best game of siege I've ever played in my"}, {"start": 6422.12, "end": 6423.12, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 6423.12, "end": 6448.12, "text": " I didn't do it today so I don't know how well I'm gonna fly."}, {"start": 6448.12, "end": 6461.66, "text": " you should jinx it"}, {"start": 6461.66, "end": 6462.66, "text": " yep we're good"}, {"start": 6462.66, "end": 6472.0199999999995, "text": " I actually haven't do it in like a week chat I'm not even kidding"}, {"start": 6472.0199999999995, "end": 6475.0199999999995, "text": " is it clear?"}, {"start": 6475.0199999999995, "end": 6476.0199999999995, "text": " you play better after you do?"}, {"start": 6476.02, "end": 6478.34, "text": " Oh wait, you're never supposed to play video games with a boner."}, {"start": 6481.14, "end": 6482.34, "text": " Not my mesis, Claire."}, {"start": 6483.14, "end": 6484.34, "text": " You're gonna throw me stairs."}, {"start": 6488.34, "end": 6490.26, "text": " But like, am I just the greatest of all time? Like, I don't-"}, {"start": 6490.26, "end": 6491.700000000001, "text": " What the FUCK?!"}, {"start": 6492.26, "end": 6494.18, "text": " Somebody kill me, goddammit!"}, {"start": 6494.5, "end": 6495.780000000001, "text": " One more remaining."}, {"start": 6498.02, "end": 6498.740000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 6498.9800000000005, "end": 6499.9400000000005, "text": " He's master bedroom."}, {"start": 6499.9400000000005, "end": 6500.4400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6500.4400000000005, "end": 6502.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6505.4800000000005, "end": 6507.4400000000005, "text": " For"}, {"start": 6515.4400000000005, "end": 6518.000000000001, "text": " Tired of the government stuff like you Isaac think about"}, {"start": 6518.68, "end": 6524.160000000001, "text": " They could prime late like he has a page. You can I get a happy birthday? I turned 22 today. Happy birthday to you"}, {"start": 6524.160000000001, "end": 6528.4800000000005, "text": " My boy. Hope you have a fantastic. It's amazing spectacular birthday bro. Live it up, dude"}, {"start": 6530.4400000000005, "end": 6534.400000000001, "text": " My grandma who is paralyzed is better than you I"}, {"start": 6535.160000000001, "end": 6539.200000000001, "text": " There's no chance your grandma plays video games, bro. If she does shout out to her"}, {"start": 6539.8, "end": 6544.92, "text": " There's no way she's good at seeds though, bro, but if she had shouted out to her, I'm just not buying it"}, {"start": 6545.4400000000005, "end": 6549.120000000001, "text": " Seco think of it to find stuff. Glazy think of it to find Tanner think of it to her one stinky"}, {"start": 6549.120000000001, "end": 6554.34, "text": " They get one stinky think of it to which time description put it in my ass if you think of it to find"}, {"start": 6555.320000000001, "end": 6559.240000000001, "text": " Play wild rift in League of Legends brother. Maybe I'm sick in the head"}, {"start": 6559.24, "end": 6566.08, "text": " Maybe I'm disgusting. Maybe I'm a sack of human garbage, but I like playing ranked like I like playing ranked in need, bro"}, {"start": 6566.599999999999, "end": 6569.4, "text": " What is wild? What is that a character? I?"}, {"start": 6572.16, "end": 6579.32, "text": " Like playing ranked, bro. I like just fucking getting in there. I like getting in there. You know what I'm saying"}, {"start": 6580.719999999999, "end": 6584.94, "text": " Hey, Jinxie, I just turned 25 team. Can I get a PC?"}, {"start": 6589.24, "end": 6592.26, "text": " We need to locate a bomb."}, {"start": 6592.26, "end": 6594.76, "text": " 25 team?"}, {"start": 6594.76, "end": 6598.16, "text": " You want a PC?"}, {"start": 6598.16, "end": 6599.88, "text": " I've never even heard that before."}, {"start": 6599.88, "end": 6601.8, "text": " 25 teams?"}, {"start": 6601.8, "end": 6602.679999999999, "text": " So you're 25."}, {"start": 6605.4, "end": 6607.679999999999, "text": " Bro, first game of the day, I'm already 3-0."}, {"start": 6607.679999999999, "end": 6611.4, "text": " I just physically get sexually aroused playing this game."}, {"start": 6611.4, "end": 6614.08, "text": " I don't know what it is, but I physically get aroused"}, {"start": 6614.08, "end": 6614.76, "text": " playing this game."}, {"start": 6614.76, "end": 6618.92, "text": " Because I love when an undisciplined, absolute idiot"}, {"start": 6618.92, "end": 6620.92, "text": " I love it. It's my favorite thing ever."}, {"start": 6623.92, "end": 6624.92, "text": " Ten seconds to go."}, {"start": 6624.92, "end": 6626.92, "text": " I just got a text message."}, {"start": 6626.92, "end": 6628.92, "text": " Hey, Gary, this is Rachel."}, {"start": 6628.92, "end": 6629.92, "text": " Five seconds."}, {"start": 6629.92, "end": 6633.92, "text": " Your recent credit score qualifies you for near my own insurance rates."}, {"start": 6633.92, "end": 6636.92, "text": " You might be loaded and you might need to send over a couple of options."}, {"start": 6636.92, "end": 6637.92, "text": " You have located a bomb."}, {"start": 6637.92, "end": 6638.92, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 6641.92, "end": 6642.92, "text": " W. Gary."}, {"start": 6642.92, "end": 6644.92, "text": " I-I'm not Gary!"}, {"start": 6644.92, "end": 6645.92, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 6648.92, "end": 6652.92, "text": " Your real name got leaked. No chat. It's called a mixup."}, {"start": 6652.92, "end": 6656.92, "text": " It's called a mixup. My name's not Gary."}, {"start": 6668.92, "end": 6672.92, "text": " Yo, since you're building an air-conditioning, can you buy me a new mic?"}, {"start": 6678.92, "end": 6685.92, "text": " and then open the wall"}, {"start": 6689.92, "end": 6691.92, "text": " you have trapped the diffuser"}, {"start": 6691.92, "end": 6693.92, "text": " i'm not gonna open the wall"}, {"start": 6693.92, "end": 6698.92, "text": " or you just land us"}, {"start": 6708.92, "end": 6725.36, "text": " I'm not a fucking no scope!"}, {"start": 6725.36, "end": 6726.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6726.36, "end": 6727.36, "text": " It's clear!"}, {"start": 6727.36, "end": 6728.36, "text": " I'm not a fucking no scope!"}, {"start": 6728.36, "end": 6729.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6729.36, "end": 6730.36, "text": " It's clear!"}, {"start": 6730.360000000001, "end": 6748.72, "text": " I didn't know he was already on it bro immediately got on the next one"}, {"start": 6748.72, "end": 6749.72, "text": " What's going on, bro?"}, {"start": 6749.72, "end": 6750.72, "text": " What do you think what's going on, bro?"}, {"start": 6750.72, "end": 6751.72, "text": " What's Stompin' play?"}, {"start": 6751.72, "end": 6752.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6752.72, "end": 6753.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6753.72, "end": 6754.72, "text": " Yo, let me get Stompin' digits."}, {"start": 6754.72, "end": 6755.72, "text": " Yo, A, bro, that kid literally just turned 18."}, {"start": 6755.72, "end": 6756.72, "text": " The hell?"}, {"start": 6756.72, "end": 6757.72, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man."}, {"start": 6757.72, "end": 6758.72, "text": " Yo, SHI-A, bro!"}, {"start": 6758.72, "end": 6759.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6759.72, "end": 6760.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6760.72, "end": 6761.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6761.72, "end": 6762.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6762.72, "end": 6763.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6763.72, "end": 6764.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6764.72, "end": 6765.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6765.72, "end": 6766.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6766.72, "end": 6767.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6767.72, "end": 6768.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6768.72, "end": 6769.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6769.72, "end": 6770.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6770.72, "end": 6771.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6771.72, "end": 6772.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6772.72, "end": 6773.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6773.72, "end": 6774.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6774.72, "end": 6775.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6775.72, "end": 6776.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6776.72, "end": 6777.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6778.4400000000005, "end": 6780.4400000000005, "text": " No"}, {"start": 6781.0, "end": 6783.0, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 6785.4800000000005, "end": 6789.9400000000005, "text": " Yo, so do you want to get wine ball my team wants to bang stop it"}, {"start": 6791.08, "end": 6798.04, "text": " Yeah, that isn't only yours. I'm gonna break down your wall. Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm underage pal"}, {"start": 6798.8, "end": 6800.8, "text": " Thank God"}, {"start": 6802.0, "end": 6804.320000000001, "text": " All right guys, let's get um"}, {"start": 6805.400000000001, "end": 6807.400000000001, "text": " Yes, sir. Yes, sir"}, {"start": 6807.72, "end": 6816.12, "text": " I'm underage and he proceeds to say thank God."}, {"start": 6816.12, "end": 6817.64, "text": " What is this lobby?"}, {"start": 6817.64, "end": 6823.4800000000005, "text": " R6, take over the prime."}, {"start": 6823.4800000000005, "end": 6824.4800000000005, "text": " W. Gary."}, {"start": 6824.4800000000005, "end": 6825.4800000000005, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6825.4800000000005, "end": 6826.4800000000005, "text": " My name's not fucking Gary!"}, {"start": 6826.4800000000005, "end": 6831.56, "text": " Guys, I got a text from an incorrect fucking number."}, {"start": 6831.56, "end": 6833.04, "text": " I'm not Gary."}, {"start": 6833.04, "end": 6834.8, "text": " Good God!"}, {"start": 6834.8, "end": 6836.6, "text": " My name is not Gary."}, {"start": 6836.6, "end": 6838.6, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 6845.6, "end": 6848.6, "text": " High-fives is called in. High-fives, what?"}, {"start": 6848.6, "end": 6854.6, "text": " Yo, Gary, uh, Morgan just sent over, um, some details. Can you read over them?"}, {"start": 6854.6, "end": 6857.6, "text": " My name is not Gary!"}, {"start": 6863.6, "end": 6865.6, "text": " Ten seconds for four insertions."}, {"start": 6866.6, "end": 6871.400000000001, "text": " 5 seconds before insertion."}, {"start": 6871.400000000001, "end": 6880.400000000001, "text": " Jack, a guy who had my number before me's name was Gary and I'm getting random packs."}, {"start": 6880.400000000001, "end": 6885.400000000001, "text": " My name isn't Gary, it's the worst name ever."}, {"start": 6885.400000000001, "end": 6887.400000000001, "text": " Drone activated."}, {"start": 6887.400000000001, "end": 6889.8, "text": " Shot drone going live."}, {"start": 6889.8, "end": 6893.400000000001, "text": " Uh, roaming and tropey, roaming and tropey."}, {"start": 6893.400000000001, "end": 6894.240000000001, "text": " I'm shooting, Gary."}, {"start": 6894.240000000001, "end": 6897.200000000001, "text": " I'm shooting, shot, drone."}, {"start": 6897.200000000001, "end": 6899.72, "text": " What the fuck, did you just say to me?"}, {"start": 6899.72, "end": 6900.56, "text": " I'm carrying."}, {"start": 6902.920000000001, "end": 6903.88, "text": " Keep it up, Gary."}, {"start": 6907.72, "end": 6908.56, "text": " You're gonna open up one."}, {"start": 6908.56, "end": 6913.56, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, chat, my name is not fucking Gary."}, {"start": 6913.8, "end": 6915.4800000000005, "text": " My name is not Gary, bro."}, {"start": 6916.280000000001, "end": 6917.320000000001, "text": " Stop this shit."}, {"start": 6918.4400000000005, "end": 6922.4400000000005, "text": " I'm really big fucking hole, I'm in red hole."}, {"start": 6922.4400000000005, "end": 6927.92, "text": " The accuser is no longer in your possession plus under the accuser is now secure"}, {"start": 6936.080000000001, "end": 6937.72, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 6937.72, "end": 6941.240000000001, "text": " Yo, if you're dead get on my car garage cam this guy's gonna drop that"}, {"start": 6943.960000000001, "end": 6945.960000000001, "text": " They drop"}, {"start": 6949.8, "end": 6951.8, "text": " He's on"}, {"start": 6952.4400000000005, "end": 6954.4400000000005, "text": " We have the blast!"}, {"start": 6955.9400000000005, "end": 6957.9400000000005, "text": " We have the kill."}, {"start": 6959.4400000000005, "end": 6961.4400000000005, "text": " It's still on here."}, {"start": 6962.9400000000005, "end": 6964.9400000000005, "text": " Close breach of the shot, man."}, {"start": 6970.4400000000005, "end": 6972.4400000000005, "text": " Swapping back!"}, {"start": 6979.4400000000005, "end": 6981.4400000000005, "text": " Come on, Gary."}, {"start": 6982.4400000000005, "end": 6989.4400000000005, "text": " Twitch, Twitch, go to trench and cut this guy off."}, {"start": 6989.4400000000005, "end": 6993.4400000000005, "text": " What's in the glass?"}, {"start": 6993.4400000000005, "end": 6998.4400000000005, "text": " Literally on thing."}, {"start": 6998.4400000000005, "end": 7003.4400000000005, "text": " All right!"}, {"start": 7003.4400000000005, "end": 7005.4400000000005, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 7005.4400000000005, "end": 7008.4400000000005, "text": " You got this, Twitch."}, {"start": 7008.4400000000005, "end": 7015.92, "text": " Vigil saw a half health in garages oh my god oh my god you got it go go go"}, {"start": 7016.4400000000005, "end": 7022.76, "text": " I think so I'll give you a thousand if you win this nice try tits okay mods let's"}, {"start": 7022.76, "end": 7030.84, "text": " get some bandswording nice try tits are you dead ass bro are you dead ass"}, {"start": 7038.4400000000005, "end": 7047.4800000000005, "text": " and gary and this guy out killed two but then he kind of stall down try though he should have probably rushed to the side"}, {"start": 7047.4800000000005, "end": 7051.000000000001, "text": " nice try on this that's it gary's making me nervous to be honest"}, {"start": 7051.000000000001, "end": 7056.200000000001, "text": " yo hey my name's not gary shut up chat my name is not f**king gary"}, {"start": 7056.200000000001, "end": 7061.8, "text": " what do you want us to call you then gary uh uh how about jinxie is good bro not f**king gary"}, {"start": 7061.8, "end": 7063.12, "text": " Okay, calm down."}, {"start": 7064.76, "end": 7065.46, "text": " Yeah, come on, Nick."}, {"start": 7068.76, "end": 7069.6, "text": " You should be OK with you."}, {"start": 7069.6, "end": 7070.360000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 7070.360000000001, "end": 7071.64, "text": " Let's talk to you, Nick."}, {"start": 7071.64, "end": 7074.360000000001, "text": " It's your name, no."}, {"start": 7074.360000000001, "end": 7075.84, "text": " They like gave me."}, {"start": 7075.84, "end": 7079.84, "text": " Oh, me, oh, me, oh, shut this shit down, bro."}, {"start": 7079.84, "end": 7080.4400000000005, "text": " Shut it down."}, {"start": 7080.4400000000005, "end": 7081.96, "text": " OK, OK, shut it down."}, {"start": 7081.96, "end": 7083.08, "text": " I'm just letting you know."}, {"start": 7083.08, "end": 7083.96, "text": " Shut it down."}, {"start": 7083.96, "end": 7085.16, "text": " I'm not going back here."}, {"start": 7087.08, "end": 7088.08, "text": " You make me nervous."}, {"start": 7088.08, "end": 7093.08, "text": " I'm going to play you better play mazzi."}, {"start": 7093.08, "end": 7095.08, "text": " No, I'm going to play you bro."}, {"start": 7095.08, "end": 7096.08, "text": " That's your bread and butter bro."}, {"start": 7096.08, "end": 7097.08, "text": " Get on mazzi."}, {"start": 7097.08, "end": 7098.08, "text": " Alright, first up bro."}, {"start": 7098.08, "end": 7099.08, "text": " I'm going to play you."}, {"start": 7099.08, "end": 7100.08, "text": " Alright, I'll play mazzi."}, {"start": 7100.08, "end": 7101.08, "text": " I'm downstairs."}, {"start": 7101.08, "end": 7104.08, "text": " I'm going to play mazzi downstairs."}, {"start": 7104.08, "end": 7106.08, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7106.08, "end": 7110.08, "text": " Let's go on a date to the Spongebob Gary."}, {"start": 7110.08, "end": 7112.08, "text": " Do you want to be punched in the face bro?"}, {"start": 7112.08, "end": 7113.08, "text": " Legitimately."}, {"start": 7113.08, "end": 7115.08, "text": " Do you want to be punched in the face?"}, {"start": 7115.08, "end": 7116.08, "text": " Gary."}, {"start": 7116.08, "end": 7121.36, "text": " can you like call me down how do you want me to do that bro how do you want me to call me down"}, {"start": 7123.84, "end": 7125.36, "text": " you could demo me 500"}, {"start": 7128.96, "end": 7133.36, "text": " a quarter of the day quarter of the day secure the area yeah put it there bro put it there"}, {"start": 7163.360000000001, "end": 7164.960000000001, "text": " I might shake your hands like like"}, {"start": 7165.84, "end": 7169.68, "text": " No, dude, I'm not saying six seven. Please bro. We're losing the match"}, {"start": 7171.120000000001, "end": 7173.84, "text": " Yeah, but like it'll help me lock that'll help me lock"}, {"start": 7175.360000000001, "end": 7177.360000000001, "text": " All right fine six seven"}, {"start": 7179.920000000001, "end": 7185.200000000001, "text": " Yo, why'd you sound so sad? I'll say we're more dramatic. Hey, you gotta have some more like"}, {"start": 7185.84, "end": 7187.84, "text": " Like passion"}, {"start": 7187.920000000001, "end": 7192.56, "text": " You're gonna have more than one kill. I think jing see too slimy is performing. Oh great"}, {"start": 7192.56, "end": 7199.280000000001, "text": " Dude, two slivies performing at rolling-out. Awesome. I'll catch that right after hell freezes over"}, {"start": 7203.240000000001, "end": 7205.240000000001, "text": " I'm so nervous right now"}, {"start": 7209.360000000001, "end": 7211.360000000001, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 7215.240000000001, "end": 7219.72, "text": " But I can't focus there's somebody talking about two slimy"}, {"start": 7219.72, "end": 7221.72, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 7231.72, "end": 7233.72, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 7233.72, "end": 7235.72, "text": " fuck has the game sense of a turtle"}, {"start": 7235.72, "end": 7237.72, "text": " fuck has the game sense of a fucking turtle"}, {"start": 7237.72, "end": 7239.72, "text": " you do not spectate me bro"}, {"start": 7239.72, "end": 7241.72, "text": " legitimate thing a turtle"}, {"start": 7241.72, "end": 7243.72, "text": " i won't spectate you daddy"}, {"start": 7245.72, "end": 7247.72, "text": " thank you thank you"}, {"start": 7247.72, "end": 7254.360000000001, "text": " underage yeah but I'm actually not but that's five oh come on y'all nobody's"}, {"start": 7254.360000000001, "end": 7260.4400000000005, "text": " underage yo up so we're running bathroom he's top solar on the headals"}, {"start": 7260.4400000000005, "end": 7268.4800000000005, "text": " top solar top solar still he's backing up he's chilling he didn't see the default"}, {"start": 7268.4800000000005, "end": 7271.84, "text": " camera this guy's a idiot he went down okay"}, {"start": 7277.72, "end": 7295.72, "text": " one"}, {"start": 7295.72, "end": 7296.72, "text": " family remain nine"}, {"start": 7296.72, "end": 7299.08, "text": " one v two you got it"}, {"start": 7299.08, "end": 7302.240000000001, "text": " chat it's not fucking john pork it's doke of me"}, {"start": 7302.24, "end": 7305.24, "text": " It's not John Pork, it's Dokamy out."}, {"start": 7309.24, "end": 7311.24, "text": " Why? Why are we running?"}, {"start": 7312.24, "end": 7314.24, "text": " Why are you running?"}, {"start": 7314.24, "end": 7316.24, "text": " Do you have the defuser or something?"}, {"start": 7318.24, "end": 7320.24, "text": " I'm gonna take my gamble here."}, {"start": 7320.24, "end": 7323.24, "text": " Yo Nick, you see that John? Chill out."}, {"start": 7323.24, "end": 7325.24, "text": " Oh, I'm nervous though."}, {"start": 7325.24, "end": 7332.24, "text": " Is he not know that he could just play on the other side?"}, {"start": 7340.24, "end": 7342.24, "text": " 15 seconds left."}, {"start": 7342.24, "end": 7345.24, "text": " He's going to play on the other side."}, {"start": 7345.24, "end": 7347.24, "text": " I'm going to go."}, {"start": 7347.24, "end": 7350.24, "text": " He's right behind me."}, {"start": 7350.24, "end": 7354.24, "text": " 5 seconds left."}, {"start": 7354.24, "end": 7360.24, "text": " Nice dude. Yo, I'm like so nervous for a holy crap."}, {"start": 7360.24, "end": 7365.24, "text": " I don't understand dude. No seriously well played y'all well played."}, {"start": 7365.24, "end": 7367.24, "text": " This is like LeBron with a buzzer beater."}, {"start": 7367.24, "end": 7369.24, "text": " Buzz?"}, {"start": 7370.24, "end": 7374.24, "text": " Jixie weren't you complaining about backseat gamers? That's not what I said."}, {"start": 7374.24, "end": 7378.24, "text": " I complained about a backseat gamer while I was going 9 and L. That's what I complained about."}, {"start": 7378.24, "end": 7382.24, "text": " I was going 9 and L and my 0 and 2 teammate was backseat gaming."}, {"start": 7382.24, "end": 7384.24, "text": " Sorry"}, {"start": 7393.0, "end": 7397.88, "text": " Zip it Gary yo opponents opponents you're about to get banned bro"}, {"start": 7400.12, "end": 7404.4, "text": " Yo chat you said you would play mazzi bro. I need your mazzi. I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 7405.08, "end": 7410.88, "text": " Like I know you is your thing, but for a mazzi. It's like tech right now, but me. Oh, I like to okay fine"}, {"start": 7410.88, "end": 7412.88, "text": " No, no"}, {"start": 7413.36, "end": 7415.36, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 7415.6, "end": 7417.6, "text": " I'll be your kitten daddy"}, {"start": 7418.32, "end": 7420.32, "text": " Dinksy, what do you think about James Harden?"}, {"start": 7421.6, "end": 7425.72, "text": " Just a stat pattern like foul drawer, but really really good in this prime"}, {"start": 7428.96, "end": 7434.08, "text": " All right good boy, good jinx you should watch the SR game earlier. It's got it's called me good boy"}, {"start": 7435.6, "end": 7439.72, "text": " I already watched the SR game bro. No like you said watch"}, {"start": 7440.88, "end": 7452.6, "text": " yeah I watched it what do you say though I'm live I'm live I did I did"}, {"start": 7452.6, "end": 7458.96, "text": " oh you did yeah that's right I was watching I was watching that's right"}, {"start": 7458.96, "end": 7465.92, "text": " this was actually like what he's like my daddy I was watching that"}, {"start": 7465.92, "end": 7477.92, "text": " five seconds to insertion"}, {"start": 7477.92, "end": 7479.92, "text": " five seconds to insertion"}, {"start": 7479.92, "end": 7481.92, "text": " be advised"}, {"start": 7481.92, "end": 7485.92, "text": " if I die because of this, that's y'all saw mine"}, {"start": 7485.92, "end": 7487.92, "text": " you're on my bed"}, {"start": 7487.92, "end": 7489.92, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 7489.92, "end": 7491.92, "text": " nah, you're good bro"}, {"start": 7491.92, "end": 7498.92, "text": " They sound like they're like just full rockin' style."}, {"start": 7498.92, "end": 7502.92, "text": " I just hear one of those breaking around."}, {"start": 7502.92, "end": 7505.92, "text": " Who wants the beer supply?"}, {"start": 7505.92, "end": 7507.92, "text": " I'm scared, guys."}, {"start": 7507.92, "end": 7509.92, "text": " Who's the drink that?"}, {"start": 7509.92, "end": 7511.92, "text": " That's wine."}, {"start": 7511.92, "end": 7512.92, "text": " This is a wine truck."}, {"start": 7512.92, "end": 7515.92, "text": " We're loading!"}, {"start": 7515.92, "end": 7519.92, "text": " Yeah, by the way, Carguraj hatches open just in case someone's a flank there."}, {"start": 7524.92, "end": 7525.92, "text": " This is in the close-up, okay."}, {"start": 7526.92, "end": 7527.92, "text": " We got Mary within the wall."}, {"start": 7532.92, "end": 7533.92, "text": " Party down."}, {"start": 7533.92, "end": 7535.92, "text": " No, we'll see any. Let's go."}, {"start": 7535.92, "end": 7545.92, "text": " I'm actually so nervous."}, {"start": 7545.92, "end": 7555.92, "text": " I'm reloading!"}, {"start": 7555.92, "end": 7558.92, "text": " Ram on three."}, {"start": 7558.92, "end": 7560.92, "text": " This is just a real dead meat full flash, right?"}, {"start": 7560.92, "end": 7563.92, "text": " Yes, one on blue."}, {"start": 7563.92, "end": 7564.92, "text": " Holy crap."}, {"start": 7564.92, "end": 7566.92, "text": " He did not plant. They're all on site."}, {"start": 7566.92, "end": 7568.92, "text": " He said that they're inside."}, {"start": 7568.92, "end": 7570.92, "text": " One's on site."}, {"start": 7570.92, "end": 7572.92, "text": " Everyone else is inside of them."}, {"start": 7576.92, "end": 7578.92, "text": " My name one."}, {"start": 7584.92, "end": 7586.92, "text": " Nice try."}, {"start": 7588.92, "end": 7592.92, "text": " God, bro. I aim is so bad."}, {"start": 7594.92, "end": 7597.92, "text": " Yo, Loki, don't go that site, bro."}, {"start": 7597.92, "end": 7599.92, "text": " I mean, if we're gonna do what we need to do on top..."}, {"start": 7599.92, "end": 7600.92, "text": " I'm shaking."}, {"start": 7600.92, "end": 7602.92, "text": " That's what I kind of sucks, bro."}, {"start": 7602.92, "end": 7603.92, "text": " Go bar."}, {"start": 7607.92, "end": 7613.92, "text": " All we gotta do, bro, we just gotta get a frost top blue, play behind the shield, get frost mats on the hoppins,"}, {"start": 7613.92, "end": 7618.92, "text": " maybe in a rune upstairs and just hold upstairs, and yeah, have like one or two guys in site,"}, {"start": 7618.92, "end": 7622.92, "text": " three guys up top, easy win, go to overtime, win in overtime, win the game."}, {"start": 7622.92, "end": 7624.92, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 7626.28, "end": 7631.08, "text": " All right, we need a vert for up top we need vert somebody go frost somebody go a rune for sure"}, {"start": 7631.4800000000005, "end": 7634.08, "text": " We want like a castle. Maybe is there a something?"}, {"start": 7635.0, "end": 7637.0, "text": " Yeah, castle's fine. It doesn't really matter"}, {"start": 7639.72, "end": 7642.04, "text": " Somebody go malusia too, this is a perfect"}, {"start": 7642.92, "end": 7644.92, "text": " Don't play the science of kind of"}, {"start": 7644.96, "end": 7650.64, "text": " Yo instead of castle play will my or Jaeger and then set it up next to the frost match shield so they can't get it"}, {"start": 7650.64, "end": 7651.92, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect"}, {"start": 7651.92, "end": 7653.92, "text": " This is like a"}, {"start": 7654.0, "end": 7658.72, "text": " This is why you're so bitching that. Thank you. We want the rune kids"}, {"start": 7659.32, "end": 7665.28, "text": " Um, just put on the exterior windows like one on canine window one on the top blue window"}, {"start": 7665.28, "end": 7668.74, "text": " And then maybe one like piano double door, I guess or you can put them"}, {"start": 7675.64, "end": 7677.64, "text": " Wait put in a rune here for sure"}, {"start": 7678.92, "end": 7680.92, "text": " We want these melt"}, {"start": 7681.92, "end": 7687.04, "text": " Put the malusas on all the gaps like the staircase walk-ups just all the gaps in the"}, {"start": 7687.04, "end": 7700.04, "text": " site. All right. We got this chat. Floating new magazine! Floating new magazine!"}, {"start": 7700.04, "end": 7701.16, "text": " Yeah, I'm sick!"}, {"start": 7701.16, "end": 7702.66, "text": " Banshee's on any good shit, boy!"}, {"start": 7706.22, "end": 7707.5, "text": " Ten seconds left."}, {"start": 7711.3, "end": 7712.1, "text": " Five seconds."}, {"start": 7716.32, "end": 7718.1, "text": " Top four is located at bomb."}, {"start": 7718.1, "end": 7719.6, "text": " Get ready for hostile action."}, {"start": 7721.94, "end": 7723.94, "text": " Cross, move your shield. Here, here, here, here."}, {"start": 7725.44, "end": 7726.64, "text": " Say, six, seven."}, {"start": 7756.64, "end": 7763.64, "text": " I'll be back in a couple moments."}, {"start": 7763.64, "end": 7765.64, "text": " Hit a map, hit a map!"}, {"start": 7765.64, "end": 7768.64, "text": " We're in the trap, trap, trap."}, {"start": 7768.64, "end": 7771.64, "text": " Carl, we're on fire."}, {"start": 7771.64, "end": 7774.64, "text": " A stuck bea was on the site, big one."}, {"start": 7774.64, "end": 7777.64, "text": " If your dad just slept cams all around."}, {"start": 7777.64, "end": 7784.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7788.68, "end": 7790.56, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7790.56, "end": 7794.12, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7794.12, "end": 7797.160000000001, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 7797.160000000001, "end": 7799.160000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7799.160000000001, "end": 7804.84, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7804.84, "end": 7834.76, "text": " I got a C. I got a C. I'm gaming on Holly, gaming on Holly, pushed out, pushed out."}, {"start": 7834.76, "end": 7837.64, "text": " he's in bar, he's in bar, one in bar, no one in bar"}, {"start": 7837.64, "end": 7843.14, "text": " yeah you're just holding the fuselage, hold the fuselage, don't let him grab it"}, {"start": 7843.14, "end": 7848.14, "text": " i'm getting shot through the floor"}, {"start": 7878.14, "end": 7895.1, "text": " Why are we reinforcing that if we're doing it up top hold oh my god why why are we"}, {"start": 7895.1, "end": 7899.860000000001, "text": " We're gonna reinforce our own vision of Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 7906.1, "end": 7908.1, "text": " All right, let's get on the good ones"}, {"start": 7909.1, "end": 7915.46, "text": " That is enough seeds for the fucking months for the month for the month"}, {"start": 7918.02, "end": 7921.42, "text": " This game's been out for 11 years. You don't know what not to be in bars"}, {"start": 7925.1, "end": 7929.1, "text": " Fuck! Fuck!"}, {"start": 7933.1, "end": 7935.1, "text": " Hi, Binds. What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 7935.1, "end": 7937.1, "text": " Hey, Gary. Have you got-"}, {"start": 7937.1, "end": 7941.1, "text": " Yo! Hey! Hey! I'm not going by Gary!"}, {"start": 7943.1, "end": 7949.1, "text": " Gary, I just wanted to let you know. We got people over, so can you please quiet down?"}, {"start": 7950.1, "end": 7952.1, "text": " You don't live with me. What the-"}, {"start": 7952.1, "end": 7954.1, "text": " Fuck are you saying?!"}, {"start": 7954.1, "end": 7959.1, "text": " Please, please, quiet down. You're being a little too loud right now."}, {"start": 7959.1, "end": 7963.1, "text": " We can hear you, please. Gary, see you later. Bye."}, {"start": 7969.1, "end": 7971.1, "text": " Chad, what's Dantez doing?"}, {"start": 7971.1, "end": 7973.1, "text": " What's Dantez doing?"}, {"start": 7974.1, "end": 7978.1, "text": " Chad, what is Dantez doing? Is he fucking ready?"}, {"start": 7978.1, "end": 7985.64, "text": " This is it a close-up look at this and you see this map shot it comes in on my lap"}, {"start": 7989.72, "end": 7993.18, "text": " Wait high-fives is in the other the or no"}, {"start": 7994.0, "end": 7997.34, "text": " Don't test. Oh, he said it again. He said it again. Okay. Okay. Okay"}, {"start": 7997.84, "end": 8002.0, "text": " Chats are they play one little warm-up game chat little warm-up games for the boys"}, {"start": 8002.0, "end": 8003.0, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 8003.0, "end": 8005.0, "text": " Shall explain warm up game."}, {"start": 8005.0, "end": 8007.0, "text": " Bro, the tournament is on Monday."}, {"start": 8007.0, "end": 8009.0, "text": " We got it locked in!"}, {"start": 8032.0, "end": 8052.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8052.0, "end": 8059.0, "text": " Alright, we're trapped."}, {"start": 8082.0, "end": 8087.0, "text": " Today, it's going to be- Hi, boys!"}, {"start": 8087.0, "end": 8093.0, "text": " Stop to- Stop touching my fucking set up!"}, {"start": 8093.0, "end": 8096.0, "text": " You motherfucker!"}, {"start": 8097.0, "end": 8101.0, "text": " Hello, I have two working brain cells, please go easy."}, {"start": 8101.0, "end": 8102.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8102.0, "end": 8107.0, "text": " This guy- Brother, this guy is so fucking annoying."}, {"start": 8107.0, "end": 8112.0, "text": " Hello, I have two watching brain cells, please go easy."}, {"start": 8112.0, "end": 8116.0, "text": " Hi guys, now my team's gonna think I'm bad."}, {"start": 8116.0, "end": 8120.0, "text": " Now my team is gonna think I'm bad, bro."}, {"start": 8120.0, "end": 8124.0, "text": " Uh, I'm about to- Yo, chat."}, {"start": 8124.0, "end": 8129.0, "text": " Hey chat, I'm literally on the brink of banning the word Gary from the fucking stream."}, {"start": 8129.0, "end": 8132.0, "text": " I'm dead of ass about banning the word Gary."}, {"start": 8132.0, "end": 8135.0, "text": " You are bad, I mean, well, you are bad."}, {"start": 8135.0, "end": 8142.6, "text": " Cool. No chat. You guys might think I'm bad today, but little of you know, this is gonna be the best League of Legends I've ever played."}, {"start": 8143.92, "end": 8147.06, "text": " This is gonna be the best fucking League of Legends I've ever fucking played, y'all."}, {"start": 8147.06, "end": 8149.42, "text": " You might think I'm bad. Cool, cool."}, {"start": 8149.42, "end": 8152.42, "text": " Okay, Gary. Lock in. Cool, Gary."}, {"start": 8152.42, "end": 8154.42, "text": " Hey, Forsen."}, {"start": 8155.66, "end": 8158.66, "text": " You got this, big dog? Just play, Gary."}, {"start": 8158.66, "end": 8163.66, "text": " Gare Bear is angry."}, {"start": 8163.66, "end": 8166.66, "text": " My brain is yours."}, {"start": 8166.66, "end": 8170.46, "text": " Chat's held up, that's to call me whatever his game is over, y'all."}, {"start": 8170.46, "end": 8171.9, "text": " This isn't a closeable gap."}, {"start": 8171.9, "end": 8182.66, "text": " They say Andrews eat just a nap, shout it out to come sit on my lap."}, {"start": 8182.66, "end": 8184.66, "text": " Bro Chat, Saturday."}, {"start": 8184.66, "end": 8191.66, "text": " We have a League of Legends tournament with me, Tyler Woon, Dantez, and potentially Kadeem."}, {"start": 8191.66, "end": 8196.06, "text": " Monday, we got the League of Legends streamer tournament."}, {"start": 8196.06, "end": 8202.3, "text": " I need to get as good as I can possibly get and enter my League of Legends fucking prime,"}, {"start": 8202.3, "end": 8203.3, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 8203.3, "end": 8205.02, "text": " That's why today I'm gonna be grinding."}, {"start": 8205.02, "end": 8211.02, "text": " Dantez, you wanna call?"}, {"start": 8211.02, "end": 8238.58, "text": " What is this music yo yo Dante's what is up buttercup"}, {"start": 8238.58, "end": 8244.98, "text": " No, it's gonna ask you you're early today up. We're not excited. So coach I"}, {"start": 8245.9, "end": 8253.039999999999, "text": " Took yesterday off bro. I said I needed a break from League of Legends, and I need to reset for my mental health"}, {"start": 8253.98, "end": 8257.8, "text": " Okay, little did I know that's what fucking pussy stink"}, {"start": 8258.46, "end": 8264.08, "text": " So today in order to make that up is gonna be the most league I've had by a skull"}, {"start": 8264.08, "end": 8268.88, "text": " yo hi guys what's up bro oh my god I'm late to my blue box hi guys I'm late to"}, {"start": 8268.88, "end": 8273.28, "text": " my blue box this better be good this better be good"}, {"start": 8273.28, "end": 8276.560000000001, "text": " Your fat ass is taking half of the game's speed."}, {"start": 8276.560000000001, "end": 8279.480000000001, "text": " So what I need you to do is I'm gonna instrument yourselves."}, {"start": 8279.480000000001, "end": 8283.800000000001, "text": " 25.3% smaller so the chat can actually see the beat."}, {"start": 8283.800000000001, "end": 8285.36, "text": " Now let's see your bald spot."}, {"start": 8286.640000000001, "end": 8290.04, "text": " So was fat ass necessary with bald and necessary?"}, {"start": 8291.18, "end": 8293.68, "text": " I just had it on the stand, bro."}, {"start": 8293.68, "end": 8295.480000000001, "text": " Hi boys, I'm skinny as shit, bro."}, {"start": 8298.28, "end": 8302.24, "text": " Hey, hi boys, are you ready to watch a league master class?"}, {"start": 8302.24, "end": 8304.84, "text": " No losing, no dying."}, {"start": 8304.84, "end": 8306.6, "text": " The stream ends when I die."}, {"start": 8310.32, "end": 8311.48, "text": " What does the title say?"}, {"start": 8313.44, "end": 8314.4, "text": " I can't read it right now,"}, {"start": 8314.4, "end": 8316.32, "text": " so just read the title for me please."}, {"start": 8321.199999999999, "end": 8324.119999999999, "text": " Oh great, appreciate that man, appreciate that."}, {"start": 8324.119999999999, "end": 8327.24, "text": " Much love bro, much love to the love and support, hi guys."}, {"start": 8327.24, "end": 8333.24, "text": " Okay, Jynx are you listening to me?"}, {"start": 8333.24, "end": 8334.24, "text": " Bro, Don't test."}, {"start": 8334.24, "end": 8338.24, "text": " I'm going to need the most motivation you've ever given anyone in your entire life, Don't"}, {"start": 8338.24, "end": 8339.24, "text": " test."}, {"start": 8339.24, "end": 8342.58, "text": " Okay, well I have good news because my team just fucking FF'd."}, {"start": 8342.58, "end": 8343.58, "text": " So we got this!"}, {"start": 8343.58, "end": 8344.58, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 8344.58, "end": 8346.199999999999, "text": " Why did you guys FF'd?"}, {"start": 8346.199999999999, "end": 8347.199999999999, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 8347.199999999999, "end": 8349.28, "text": " Uh, the score was 30-15."}, {"start": 8349.28, "end": 8350.28, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 8350.28, "end": 8351.28, "text": " Me help."}, {"start": 8351.28, "end": 8352.28, "text": " Me help."}, {"start": 8352.28, "end": 8356.68, "text": " Okay, Jinx, I'm gonna need you to show screen."}, {"start": 8356.68, "end": 8360.039999999999, "text": " Uh, it's gonna slow down my route one second."}, {"start": 8360.039999999999, "end": 8361.44, "text": " Like I need to be quick and efficient, bro."}, {"start": 8361.44, "end": 8362.44, "text": " Okay, I'll be here soon."}, {"start": 8362.44, "end": 8363.44, "text": " Okay, so Jinx, I'm efficient, bro."}, {"start": 8363.44, "end": 8364.44, "text": " Like today I'm efficient."}, {"start": 8364.44, "end": 8365.44, "text": " I'm efficient, man."}, {"start": 8365.44, "end": 8369.44, "text": " Efficient like today. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I didn't see so James"}, {"start": 8369.44, "end": 8373.5, "text": " So this is why I think we're gonna do okay because I was planning on starting off with a lesson plan"}, {"start": 8373.5, "end": 8378.68, "text": " So how we're gonna do it today is I wanted to start off without any of my guidance"}, {"start": 8378.68, "end": 8385.18, "text": " I wanted to just play the game like you normally would and I want you to be the one talking to me"}, {"start": 8385.18, "end": 8391.0, "text": " Do you understand? Okay? Wait down to the screen sharing hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up. All right. Oh my god"}, {"start": 8391.0, "end": 8393.54, "text": " I'm wasting too much time. Okay. I did it. Can you see can you see the game?"}, {"start": 8393.54, "end": 8395.820000000002, "text": " Uh, nope, you're not screen sharing."}, {"start": 8395.820000000002, "end": 8398.980000000001, "text": " I just screamed to the entire game and I didn't even screen share because of it."}, {"start": 8398.980000000001, "end": 8399.980000000001, "text": " HOOOOO, FUCK!"}, {"start": 8399.980000000001, "end": 8406.86, "text": " Okay, listen, Jinkz, it's fine, this is how you practice your multi-tasking."}, {"start": 8406.86, "end": 8412.140000000001, "text": " PARTENTIAL IT'S LIKE SCREEN SHARING IS DRONING AND JUST I'LL TAB IT AND DO IT WHILE CLEARING."}, {"start": 8412.140000000001, "end": 8415.86, "text": " Done, did it, over."}, {"start": 8415.86, "end": 8416.86, "text": " Can you see it?"}, {"start": 8416.86, "end": 8417.86, "text": " Why is it not fucking working?"}, {"start": 8417.86, "end": 8418.86, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8418.86, "end": 8419.86, "text": " This has never happened before."}, {"start": 8419.86, "end": 8420.86, "text": " Can you see it now?"}, {"start": 8420.86, "end": 8421.86, "text": " Uh, nope."}, {"start": 8421.86, "end": 8422.86, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8422.86, "end": 8428.74, "text": " it's glitching. All good brother. Why is that to me? Pinging. Okay so that bad news"}, {"start": 8428.74, "end": 8433.66, "text": " Jinxy. Apparently Discord is actually down today so maybe that's the reason why."}, {"start": 8433.66, "end": 8440.62, "text": " Okay well I'm only one second late. Is that bad or good? Bad or good? No listen we'll"}, {"start": 8440.62, "end": 8444.060000000001, "text": " make it work, we'll make it work. Okay so Jinxy what I'm gonna need you to do is"}, {"start": 8444.060000000001, "end": 8448.900000000001, "text": " you're gonna have to walk to the barcode, check the barcode, if it's not there"}, {"start": 8448.9, "end": 8457.66, "text": " you're gonna reset okay got it coach I got it now what coach okay so now what"}, {"start": 8457.66, "end": 8460.98, "text": " you're gonna do is we're gonna need to see what's going on mid bow so we need"}, {"start": 8460.98, "end": 8464.42, "text": " to see what's happening okay it looks ganky I'm not gonna let us look stanky"}, {"start": 8464.42, "end": 8469.74, "text": " hmm oh god okay look towards me then fuck it like you're gonna have to use"}, {"start": 8469.74, "end": 8473.94, "text": " your judgment here Jamesy cuz like it's like right now one the battlefield but"}, {"start": 8473.94, "end": 8478.1, "text": " I'm only going through the binoculars and you're on the fucking ground does that"}, {"start": 8478.1, "end": 8485.06, "text": " make sense he typed in all chat saying go away ye so I'm gonna sit this one out"}, {"start": 8485.06, "end": 8493.26, "text": " what are you okay okay no sin my blade is yours yes sometimes talk to me bro no"}, {"start": 8493.26, "end": 8498.18, "text": " losing today okay listen listen listen how motivated are you to finally get"}, {"start": 8498.18, "end": 8504.7, "text": " bronze um 11 out of 10 11 no 12 out of 10 12 out of 10"}, {"start": 8504.7, "end": 8507.460000000001, "text": " He took my fucking... wow, he's my bro, wow."}, {"start": 8507.460000000001, "end": 8511.640000000001, "text": " Okay, listen, listen. He takes your grump, you take his ass!"}, {"start": 8511.640000000001, "end": 8515.960000000001, "text": " So you're gonna go for the wolves, and then after the wolves, you're gonna go raptors,"}, {"start": 8515.960000000001, "end": 8518.84, "text": " and then you're gonna invade him on his bot side."}, {"start": 8518.84, "end": 8522.880000000001, "text": " Do you understand? Are you sure about this, coach? You want me to invade him?"}, {"start": 8522.880000000001, "end": 8526.6, "text": " Well, listen, there's no time for learning better than now, bro."}, {"start": 8526.6, "end": 8528.68, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 8528.68, "end": 8530.92, "text": " So we're gonna invade his asshole."}, {"start": 8530.92, "end": 8534.28, "text": " Yep. So we're gonna sit there and we're gonna go all inside of it."}, {"start": 8534.28, "end": 8540.02, "text": " Like, it's gonna have to be, bro, a fucking- a prison shower surprise up in there."}, {"start": 8540.02, "end": 8540.980000000001, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 8540.980000000001, "end": 8544.140000000001, "text": " Yes, bro, 100%. Yes, let's go, let's do this."}, {"start": 8544.66, "end": 8545.28, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8546.08, "end": 8547.42, "text": " Wait, Jinx, I have a question."}, {"start": 8547.42, "end": 8549.02, "text": " Yes, miho, yes, miho!"}, {"start": 8549.86, "end": 8554.52, "text": " Do you think there's anybody that ever, like, intentionally went to prison just so they could get gangbanged?"}, {"start": 8555.460000000001, "end": 8557.86, "text": " I'M IN A RATE GAME!"}, {"start": 8557.86, "end": 8559.060000000001, "text": " I'M IN MY BAD!"}, {"start": 8559.060000000001, "end": 8560.08, "text": " OKAY LISTEN!"}, {"start": 8560.08, "end": 8562.560000000001, "text": " IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LOCK THE FUCKING-"}, {"start": 8562.56, "end": 8564.88, "text": " I'm taking bit of caffeine now, Jinx, El Rosati."}, {"start": 8564.88, "end": 8567.56, "text": " Yes, bro. Take caffeine. I have coffee here, too, bro."}, {"start": 8567.56, "end": 8570.359999999999, "text": " And like, I'm telling you, I haven't gooned in a week."}, {"start": 8570.359999999999, "end": 8573.24, "text": " Like, my energy levels are incredible today."}, {"start": 8573.24, "end": 8575.359999999999, "text": " No training, just pure passion."}, {"start": 8575.359999999999, "end": 8578.08, "text": " We're getting bronze tonight. Let's go."}, {"start": 8578.08, "end": 8580.72, "text": " All right, tonight, dude, I'm telling you, it's going to be fucking..."}, {"start": 8580.72, "end": 8583.76, "text": " You're going to play this shit for the next 45 hours straight"}, {"start": 8583.76, "end": 8586.4, "text": " until the class tournament and then the real tournament."}, {"start": 8586.4, "end": 8588.119999999999, "text": " Uh, uh, uh..."}, {"start": 8588.119999999999, "end": 8589.439999999999, "text": " Well, uh..."}, {"start": 8589.439999999999, "end": 8592.519999999999, "text": " Coach, I don't know about that. 45 hours, coach?"}, {"start": 8592.52, "end": 8593.02, "text": " Coach."}, {"start": 8593.02, "end": 8593.92, "text": " Bro, listen."}, {"start": 8593.92, "end": 8594.92, "text": " Jinxie, Jinxie."}, {"start": 8594.92, "end": 8595.92, "text": " Do you have coffee?"}, {"start": 8595.92, "end": 8596.720000000001, "text": " Yes or no?"}, {"start": 8596.720000000001, "end": 8598.92, "text": " Coach, can I get dragon right now or am I going to die?"}, {"start": 8598.92, "end": 8599.92, "text": " No, you got this."}, {"start": 8599.92, "end": 8601.82, "text": " You just got to be careful though because this,"}, {"start": 8601.82, "end": 8603.82, "text": " so in this case, what you want to do"}, {"start": 8603.82, "end": 8607.12, "text": " is you want to go next to the edge of the pit."}, {"start": 8607.12, "end": 8608.92, "text": " And then if you see this in Zao,"}, {"start": 8608.92, "end": 8610.92, "text": " you flash the fuck out of there."}, {"start": 8610.92, "end": 8611.82, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 8611.82, "end": 8612.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8612.82, "end": 8614.02, "text": " All right, let's do it."}, {"start": 8614.02, "end": 8617.32, "text": " Why are my teammates playing me?"}, {"start": 8617.32, "end": 8618.32, "text": " It's because they have cancer."}, {"start": 8618.32, "end": 8619.52, "text": " Just ignore them."}, {"start": 8619.52, "end": 8621.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8621.12, "end": 8622.08, "text": " Alright, so Jinxy..."}, {"start": 8622.740000000002, "end": 8625.140000000001, "text": " THAT'S THE FIRST DRAGON!"}, {"start": 8625.140000000001, "end": 8627.12, "text": " LET'S GO!"}, {"start": 8627.12, "end": 8628.220000000001, "text": " YOU GOT IT!"}, {"start": 8628.220000000001, "end": 8630.320000000002, "text": " Yes, yes, I got a dragon! Yes!"}, {"start": 8633.52, "end": 8638.52, "text": " Okay, now, Jinxy, I need you to sit there, I need you to imagine the dragon."}, {"start": 8638.52, "end": 8639.820000000002, "text": " Can you imagine it for me?"}, {"start": 8640.880000000001, "end": 8642.92, "text": " Eyes closed are open, eyes closed are open for this."}, {"start": 8642.92, "end": 8644.62, "text": " You can leave them open, okay?"}, {"start": 8644.62, "end": 8648.92, "text": " But I wanted to imagine that dragon, and I wanted to imagine that dragon dragon"}, {"start": 8648.92, "end": 8651.88, "text": " It's balls that cross your face."}, {"start": 8651.88, "end": 8653.12, "text": " Hey, hey."}, {"start": 8653.12, "end": 8655.68, "text": " I'm in a ranked match!"}, {"start": 8655.68, "end": 8657.72, "text": " All right, Johnson, let's go again or no."}, {"start": 8657.72, "end": 8660.44, "text": " You're going to look on the blue top to bar full clear."}, {"start": 8660.44, "end": 8662.24, "text": " All of your camps are coming up."}, {"start": 8662.24, "end": 8664.88, "text": " That means that we can actually look on the bar ganks."}, {"start": 8664.88, "end": 8665.72, "text": " You understand?"}, {"start": 8665.72, "end": 8666.22, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8666.22, "end": 8666.88, "text": " Yes, daddy."}, {"start": 8666.88, "end": 8667.56, "text": " Yes, daddy."}, {"start": 8667.56, "end": 8669.16, "text": " Yes, master."}, {"start": 8669.16, "end": 8670.64, "text": " OK, no."}, {"start": 8670.64, "end": 8672.68, "text": " No, Jinxie, what we're going to need to do"}, {"start": 8672.68, "end": 8676.08, "text": " is in the future, whenever you sit there and you call me daddy,"}, {"start": 8676.08, "end": 8678.84, "text": " you're going to have to do a slightly higher pitched voice."}, {"start": 8678.84, "end": 8681.54, "text": " It's gonna train your multitasking for League."}, {"start": 8681.54, "end": 8683.44, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 8683.44, "end": 8685.08, "text": " Yes, that is."}, {"start": 8685.08, "end": 8688.56, "text": " Okay, yo, you're a little too good at that."}, {"start": 8688.56, "end": 8690.0, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, bro."}, {"start": 8690.0, "end": 8693.04, "text": " Mijo, how does that help me with the game, though?"}, {"start": 8693.04, "end": 8694.44, "text": " Because think of it this way."}, {"start": 8694.44, "end": 8697.48, "text": " In the same way that you multitask visually,"}, {"start": 8697.48, "end": 8699.56, "text": " clearing your wolves and drowning med,"}, {"start": 8699.56, "end": 8702.64, "text": " now we're gonna make you multitask verbally,"}, {"start": 8702.64, "end": 8706.72, "text": " talking normally, and then talking a little freaky."}, {"start": 8706.72, "end": 8707.56, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8707.56, "end": 8711.199999999999, "text": " So if I call you daddy, it helps my league skills?"}, {"start": 8711.199999999999, "end": 8715.48, "text": " Only if you do it with a slightly feminine voice."}, {"start": 8715.48, "end": 8716.519999999999, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 8716.519999999999, "end": 8718.48, "text": " Whatever you say, coach."}, {"start": 8718.48, "end": 8719.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8719.08, "end": 8721.519999999999, "text": " So now, Jay-Z, your bot side is up."}, {"start": 8721.519999999999, "end": 8722.84, "text": " You've got to get the bot side."}, {"start": 8722.84, "end": 8724.8, "text": " We're going to look afterwards on the grubs."}, {"start": 8724.8, "end": 8725.72, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 8725.72, "end": 8728.279999999999, "text": " Yes, daddy."}, {"start": 8728.279999999999, "end": 8729.279999999999, "text": " Good girl."}, {"start": 8729.279999999999, "end": 8730.279999999999, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 8730.279999999999, "end": 8731.6, "text": " Hey, all right."}, {"start": 8731.6, "end": 8732.92, "text": " Come on, come on."}, {"start": 8732.92, "end": 8734.76, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 8734.76, "end": 8737.519999999999, "text": " Yo, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad."}, {"start": 8737.52, "end": 8744.220000000001, "text": " Okay, so listen now we play for the red. We're looking on the crugs after am I understood? Yeah"}, {"start": 8747.54, "end": 8749.300000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8749.300000000001, "end": 8750.98, "text": " So now"}, {"start": 8750.98, "end": 8756.86, "text": " All right, so listen we're gonna go for the red then afterwards the Krugs and what's up with the Krugs?"}, {"start": 8758.82, "end": 8763.26, "text": " Recall recall exactly so now your goal is after these Krugs"}, {"start": 8763.26, "end": 8768.68, "text": " I'm gonna want you to recall instantly like you're gonna have to make it instant. Okay? Yes, that is"}, {"start": 8769.42, "end": 8771.42, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 8771.66, "end": 8777.1, "text": " Now don't delay it and be naughty you gotta be right. Let's go. Not nice"}, {"start": 8777.42, "end": 8782.02, "text": " We thought that's what you doing good. I told you I'm getting bruh today"}, {"start": 8782.98, "end": 8788.62, "text": " Mr. Jamesy you need to understand something about league when you have a good first game of the day"}, {"start": 8788.62, "end": 8793.820000000002, "text": " It means one of two things the first one is either that it's gonna be winners Q"}, {"start": 8793.820000000002, "end": 8799.02, "text": " And you're gonna win every game and the second one right is that it's gonna be a really fucked up day"}, {"start": 8799.02, "end": 8804.58, "text": " And you're gonna lose every game after think of it like imagine there's a drug dealer the drug dealer is riot"}, {"start": 8804.7, "end": 8811.02, "text": " They're gonna give you a first one of the day and it's either gonna be like oh you had this like really good bong hit"}, {"start": 8811.02, "end": 8814.1, "text": " But then afterwards they lace it with Fanta and you overgoes"}, {"start": 8814.1, "end": 8821.82, "text": " Or they want to keep you hugs by giving you the real good ganja. Does that make sense? Oh my god, that makes perfect sense, bro"}, {"start": 8821.82, "end": 8824.5, "text": " Thank you coach. Yes, I make so much sense"}, {"start": 8825.220000000001, "end": 8828.94, "text": " All right, so now after this game you're gonna have to get the fucking"}, {"start": 8829.66, "end": 8833.66, "text": " Because there's a quiz at the end of this stream. Okay. No pad. It's on standby. Yep"}, {"start": 8833.66, "end": 8838.34, "text": " I actually have a no pad on my desk every time I join a call with you from it's gonna bust out to no pass"}, {"start": 8838.34, "end": 8840.34, "text": " Because I actually know so much."}, {"start": 8840.34, "end": 8844.34, "text": " Okay, so, Jynxy, why the fuck did you just press R?"}, {"start": 8844.34, "end": 8847.34, "text": " Oh, coach, it was a misclick."}, {"start": 8847.34, "end": 8849.34, "text": " Oh, coach, it was a misclick. Coach."}, {"start": 8849.34, "end": 8850.34, "text": " You know why you never R there?"}, {"start": 8850.34, "end": 8853.34, "text": " Listen, listen, listen. I do that shit too sometimes."}, {"start": 8853.34, "end": 8855.34, "text": " I do it too. It's okay."}, {"start": 8855.34, "end": 8857.34, "text": " So now listen, we're going on the grubs."}, {"start": 8857.34, "end": 8859.34, "text": " Now the problem is you don't have your ultimate here,"}, {"start": 8859.34, "end": 8861.34, "text": " so that means you're weaker, okay?"}, {"start": 8861.34, "end": 8863.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that's that right."}, {"start": 8863.34, "end": 8865.34, "text": " Alright, good."}, {"start": 8865.34, "end": 8867.34, "text": " So now listen, I'm gonna need my little good boy"}, {"start": 8867.34, "end": 8872.62, "text": " to take these grubs and then go for the crab. Am I understood? Yes daddy, I'm a good boy for daddy."}, {"start": 8873.9, "end": 8882.06, "text": " Yeah you are. Okay, I can tell. Yes, yes, yes. Yo! Come on, let's play it again. All right, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 8882.7, "end": 8887.58, "text": " Okay, so now look, we're gonna go for these grubs. After these grubs, it's gonna go hard, okay? Okay."}, {"start": 8887.58, "end": 8892.54, "text": " So, what you can do is I want you to press P. If you have enough gold for your item, you're gonna"}, {"start": 8892.54, "end": 8896.7, "text": " recall then we're gonna go out of base if not you can take the crap I got it up"}, {"start": 8896.7, "end": 8900.220000000001, "text": " I got it up I'm a little slower I gotta be quicker idiot idiot idiot quicker"}, {"start": 8900.220000000001, "end": 8903.86, "text": " quicker quicker quicker quicker everything's efficient today we're not"}, {"start": 8903.86, "end": 8906.580000000002, "text": " wasting any fucking time today no fucking time getting fucking wasted on"}, {"start": 8906.580000000002, "end": 8912.660000000002, "text": " league today let's go let's do it my game to it whoa whoa what the fuck I'm"}, {"start": 8912.660000000002, "end": 8918.900000000001, "text": " to your game good now here we go okay anyways just know what I want to do is"}, {"start": 8918.9, "end": 8926.38, "text": " Walk straight but if but is pushing you're gonna alter and flash on them and fuck them in all their holes are already dead"}, {"start": 8926.38, "end": 8930.619999999999, "text": " But I love your heads up dragon dragon dragon dragon"}, {"start": 8931.02, "end": 8936.74, "text": " So Jens you remember what I said when your team gets kills you use those kills to secure"}, {"start": 8937.74, "end": 8939.74, "text": " The objectives free"}, {"start": 8945.3, "end": 8947.3, "text": " Yes, I am daddy"}, {"start": 8947.300000000001, "end": 8952.02, "text": " All right, that's what I like to hear. Okay, so now listen after this dragon"}, {"start": 8952.02, "end": 8957.12, "text": " We're gonna get a little kinky and you're gonna go on the crugs. Okay? Okay. How are the crugs?"}, {"start": 8959.240000000002, "end": 8961.960000000001, "text": " Because the thing is when you kill them they split in two"}, {"start": 8961.980000000001, "end": 8967.36, "text": " So it's like you can fuck one of them to death and then other ones start spawning and then you get orgy's"}, {"start": 8967.36, "end": 8969.36, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8969.36, "end": 8971.36, "text": " Okay, no, they're not!"}, {"start": 8971.36, "end": 8972.36, "text": " I'm out!"}, {"start": 8972.36, "end": 8973.36, "text": " Okay, so listen."}, {"start": 8973.36, "end": 8975.36, "text": " All we're gonna do now is fight."}, {"start": 8975.36, "end": 8976.36, "text": " You got this, bro."}, {"start": 8976.36, "end": 8977.36, "text": " You can low-keep fight this."}, {"start": 8977.36, "end": 8978.36, "text": " They ran."}, {"start": 8978.36, "end": 8979.36, "text": " They ran through the tower."}, {"start": 8979.36, "end": 8980.36, "text": " Wait, they're not!"}, {"start": 8980.36, "end": 8981.36, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 8981.36, "end": 8982.36, "text": " So now you can go to the crud."}, {"start": 8982.36, "end": 8983.36, "text": " Just go to the crud."}, {"start": 8983.36, "end": 8984.36, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 8984.36, "end": 8985.36, "text": " My team is so good!"}, {"start": 8985.36, "end": 8986.36, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 8986.36, "end": 8988.36, "text": " I love when my team's good!"}, {"start": 8988.36, "end": 8989.36, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 8989.36, "end": 8990.36, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 8990.36, "end": 8992.36, "text": " Like, I'm telling you, Jynxie,"}, {"start": 8992.36, "end": 8994.36, "text": " but it's not that your team is just good, bro."}, {"start": 8994.36, "end": 9000.5, "text": " Bro, it's because they're playing off of your aura think of it like you're sitting there and you're like the captain"}, {"start": 9000.5, "end": 9006.58, "text": " Bro when the captain is like sitting there fucking like going crazy and mugging everyone what happened to the soldiers"}, {"start": 9006.58, "end": 9010.400000000001, "text": " I'm like Luffy bro. I I'm the captain now. I'm the captain now"}, {"start": 9010.960000000001, "end": 9016.58, "text": " I'm literally Luffy wait, isn't a loopy the thing that you like wash your ass with in the shower"}, {"start": 9016.58, "end": 9020.480000000001, "text": " That's a loofah. Don't disrespect the goats ever again"}, {"start": 9021.12, "end": 9022.960000000001, "text": " That's a loofah buddy"}, {"start": 9022.960000000001, "end": 9029.68, "text": " My bad my bad, but yeah, it's like a Luffy buff Zorro because Luffy's a great captain. You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 9030.04, "end": 9031.720000000001, "text": " That's me"}, {"start": 9031.720000000001, "end": 9036.52, "text": " Listen, I've never watched Tokyo cool before but it's one piece dumbass"}, {"start": 9039.480000000001, "end": 9045.04, "text": " All right, listen listen listen listen we're gonna forget about one fleece for a second"}, {"start": 9045.04, "end": 9048.44, "text": " And now you're gonna just go for the blue into the gromp. Okay?"}, {"start": 9049.000000000002, "end": 9051.960000000001, "text": " Yo, huh? You know what? Yeah. All right. All right"}, {"start": 9052.960000000001, "end": 9056.460000000001, "text": " It's one piece, you dumbass!"}, {"start": 9056.460000000001, "end": 9060.460000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm sorry bro, I'm not gonna tap on strings!"}, {"start": 9060.460000000001, "end": 9061.960000000001, "text": " I don't know this shit!"}, {"start": 9061.960000000001, "end": 9066.460000000001, "text": " How are you a grown ass man and you don't know what fucking one piece is?"}, {"start": 9066.460000000001, "end": 9071.460000000001, "text": " Bro, I don't have fucking three years of my life to dedicate to watching it for nine hours a day."}, {"start": 9071.460000000001, "end": 9074.460000000001, "text": " Okay, real, real, real, real. I'll give you that, real."}, {"start": 9074.460000000001, "end": 9078.460000000001, "text": " Okay, so listen, we're gonna play on the crowd."}, {"start": 9078.460000000001, "end": 9081.460000000001, "text": " After the crowd, we're resetting, we're looking dragon, okay?"}, {"start": 9081.460000000001, "end": 9083.460000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9084.1, "end": 9086.1, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 9088.460000000001, "end": 9093.6, "text": " Okay, so now jingsy you could actually maybe kill the mid laner he's like I did"}, {"start": 9093.6, "end": 9099.980000000001, "text": " Oh my god, fuck you could have actually had that coach. I didn't know it's cuz of the stream delay"}, {"start": 9099.980000000001, "end": 9102.34, "text": " I don't want to like do you wrong coach. I'm just playing scared"}, {"start": 9102.78, "end": 9105.28, "text": " Yeah, but listen listen. This is the thing about okay"}, {"start": 9105.300000000001, "end": 9111.18, "text": " We're gonna need you to sit there and now we're gonna work on your confidence like think of it like the stream delay"}, {"start": 9111.460000000001, "end": 9118.300000000001, "text": " GenC is a gift from God because it's not a coincidence that you have streamed away today"}, {"start": 9118.300000000001, "end": 9124.500000000002, "text": " You have this stream delay so that God can make you learn how to do some things by yourself"}, {"start": 9125.060000000001, "end": 9129.580000000002, "text": " To establish your confidence. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yes daddy"}, {"start": 9130.34, "end": 9136.660000000002, "text": " All right, so now listen what we're gonna do is we're gonna reset. We're gonna buy our items. We know you know"}, {"start": 9136.66, "end": 9145.06, "text": " Yep, we got the Guino. Nice. Okay. So now, Crugs, and then it's gonna be Raptors. So now,"}, {"start": 9145.06, "end": 9149.38, "text": " Jinxie, what you're gonna have to do for me is you're gonna have to type a war cry in the chat."}, {"start": 9149.38, "end": 9156.14, "text": " So you're just gonna have to type in all caps. We got this! To show your team that even though"}, {"start": 9156.14, "end": 9161.1, "text": " you're not participating in the kills, you're participating in the group atmosphere. I did it."}, {"start": 9161.1, "end": 9163.1, "text": " OH I'VE GOT TO DO ALL CAPS!"}, {"start": 9163.1, "end": 9165.1, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 9165.1, "end": 9167.1, "text": " Okay, Jynxie, it just-"}, {"start": 9167.1, "end": 9169.1, "text": " Wait, my teammate's getting fingerblasted."}, {"start": 9169.1, "end": 9171.1, "text": " Jynx, I'm not- I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 9171.1, "end": 9175.1, "text": " The lack of caps made that go from like an alpha war cry"}, {"start": 9175.1, "end": 9177.1, "text": " to now some kind of like zesty whisper."}, {"start": 9177.1, "end": 9179.1, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9179.1, "end": 9181.1, "text": " Yeah, we got this. Yeah, no, I know what you mean."}, {"start": 9183.1, "end": 9185.1, "text": " Like, but it's okay, listen."}, {"start": 9185.1, "end": 9187.1, "text": " You're gonna go mid and you're gonna fight him to death."}, {"start": 9187.1, "end": 9189.1, "text": " Go, you got this shit, bro."}, {"start": 9189.1, "end": 9195.48, "text": " So now you're just gonna fight even if it goes bad. It's gonna be okay. There's two though. There's two. This is a bad idea"}, {"start": 9195.74, "end": 9200.98, "text": " All right, fuck it. Just go for the top side that's right. Yeah, but it's on top. John top. Maybe there's someone going on top lane"}, {"start": 9200.98, "end": 9204.9, "text": " Yeah, let's go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Let's go"}, {"start": 9208.9, "end": 9213.34, "text": " All right now jinx this is on you the fate of the world west on your shoulders"}, {"start": 9213.34, "end": 9215.34, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 9215.34, "end": 9217.34, "text": " Coach, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 9217.34, "end": 9219.34, "text": " Coach!"}, {"start": 9219.34, "end": 9221.34, "text": " Coach, I got gamed!"}, {"start": 9221.34, "end": 9223.34, "text": " I got gamed!"}, {"start": 9223.34, "end": 9225.34, "text": " No, no, don't forget!"}, {"start": 9225.34, "end": 9229.34, "text": " Anytime you die, it's cause you got fucking string sniped!"}, {"start": 9229.34, "end": 9231.34, "text": " So I'm gonna be the one to-"}, {"start": 9231.34, "end": 9233.34, "text": " You're right, none of my deaths are my fault!"}, {"start": 9233.34, "end": 9235.34, "text": " Yes! So, I'll shot right now!"}, {"start": 9235.34, "end": 9239.34, "text": " Fucking string sniping piece of shit!"}, {"start": 9239.34, "end": 9241.34, "text": " Can I cost or no? It's cursing aloud."}, {"start": 9241.34, "end": 9243.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it's fine"}, {"start": 9250.34, "end": 9255.94, "text": " All right, there we go now who's a good little weak player me have a good big player"}, {"start": 9256.34, "end": 9259.84, "text": " Yeah, you are who's a good little weak player? I'm a good big player"}, {"start": 9259.84, "end": 9262.84, "text": " I said I'll get that fucking dragon!"}, {"start": 9262.84, "end": 9265.84, "text": " Wipe that fucking smile off your face!"}, {"start": 9265.84, "end": 9267.84, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 9267.84, "end": 9270.84, "text": " Why the fuck are you smiling? Your team is starting their lead!"}, {"start": 9270.84, "end": 9272.84, "text": " Why the fuck are you happy?"}, {"start": 9274.84, "end": 9275.84, "text": " Coach, I am sorry, bro."}, {"start": 9275.84, "end": 9276.84, "text": " Coach, I'm dead."}, {"start": 9276.84, "end": 9279.84, "text": " I know you're laughing! I know you're fucking laughing!"}, {"start": 9280.84, "end": 9282.84, "text": " Coach, I am sorry, coach. Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 9282.84, "end": 9283.84, "text": " Do you even care?"}, {"start": 9283.84, "end": 9285.84, "text": " Yes, coach, yes, coach!"}, {"start": 9285.84, "end": 9288.84, "text": " Yes, coach, I care. Yes!"}, {"start": 9288.84, "end": 9296.2, "text": " All right, so get this dragon then and let's start winning the fucking game and I said yes, yes"}, {"start": 9297.24, "end": 9298.6, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 9298.6, "end": 9303.2, "text": " Look daddy's angry with his little boy right? I know. I know. I'm sorry dad"}, {"start": 9303.84, "end": 9305.84, "text": " It's okay. Okay"}, {"start": 9305.960000000001, "end": 9310.48, "text": " All right, so now we're gonna play for the dragon and then the afterwards"}, {"start": 9311.12, "end": 9316.28, "text": " JC if I see you clock that T one more time. I'm gonna clock the fuck out of you"}, {"start": 9318.84, "end": 9325.52, "text": " Yes, coach. All right, so now go for the fucking drugs and folk here. Okay. Okay. Yes"}, {"start": 9329.44, "end": 9331.92, "text": " I'm done bro. I'm just a zephyrus today"}, {"start": 9334.84, "end": 9340.64, "text": " Well, we got a found high vice of Florida and every time you don't listen he spanks you on time. Nope horrible idea"}, {"start": 9340.64, "end": 9342.64, "text": " Fuck I buys"}, {"start": 9343.519999999999, "end": 9350.119999999999, "text": " All right, okay, so now listen so now we're gonna look for the Raptors and then after the Raptors it's Wolf's Gromp, okay?"}, {"start": 9354.199999999999, "end": 9358.48, "text": " So now you're strong, what do you want to do when you're strong start gaping people"}, {"start": 9359.48, "end": 9363.88, "text": " Exactly, so now what we're gonna want to do is jinx because remember I'm on a delay"}, {"start": 9363.88, "end": 9366.88, "text": " So you're gonna have to drone over the fights when you see like right now"}, {"start": 9370.64, "end": 9375.06, "text": " Go for it, go for it, it's your moment, it's your moment!"}, {"start": 9375.06, "end": 9377.72, "text": " Go, go, you can alternate and go crazy."}, {"start": 9380.42, "end": 9381.26, "text": " Go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 9381.26, "end": 9383.859999999999, "text": " Don't hurt God, won't die!"}, {"start": 9383.859999999999, "end": 9384.699999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9386.16, "end": 9387.859999999999, "text": " Bro, I should have went for the little guy."}, {"start": 9387.859999999999, "end": 9388.699999999999, "text": " I should have went for the little guy."}, {"start": 9388.699999999999, "end": 9391.26, "text": " Yes, so do you remember how we talked about"}, {"start": 9391.26, "end": 9394.74, "text": " how Master Yi wants to go for blanks?"}, {"start": 9394.74, "end": 9397.34, "text": " And he wants like assassinate?"}, {"start": 9397.34, "end": 9399.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, I just typed stream sniper in the chat to go."}, {"start": 9399.539999999999, "end": 9400.38, "text": " Continue."}, {"start": 9400.64, "end": 9406.8, "text": " Okay, so the thing is that right there, it's like you have the scissors and you use it on the rock instead of the paper"}, {"start": 9407.119999999999, "end": 9409.599999999999, "text": " Does that make sense 100% coach? Thank you"}, {"start": 9410.4, "end": 9412.4, "text": " Okay, so now buy your gwinos"}, {"start": 9414.48, "end": 9418.8, "text": " Coach, I don't have the money for gwinos coach. I don't have the money coach. I don't have money coach"}, {"start": 9420.08, "end": 9425.84, "text": " Well, dude, maybe you should try getting your money up instead of your fucking money up understood"}, {"start": 9426.32, "end": 9428.32, "text": " Yes, daddy"}, {"start": 9428.32, "end": 9436.779999999999, "text": " Okay, bro are you disintegrated? Oh my god, what happened? It was kind of three my camps are gone"}, {"start": 9439.96, "end": 9443.5, "text": " Okay, listen just get that red as long as you get that red here"}, {"start": 9443.5, "end": 9444.48, "text": " It's gonna be fine"}, {"start": 9444.48, "end": 9449.56, "text": " So you're gonna get the red and you're gonna have to upper mid the reason why your team seed disintegrated"}, {"start": 9449.56, "end": 9453.6, "text": " I'm telling you is because they need you in these fights. Okay?"}, {"start": 9455.64, "end": 9457.92, "text": " Okay, oh my god"}, {"start": 9458.32, "end": 9460.34, "text": " Fighting the cannon? Nice. Fuck you, kid."}, {"start": 9460.34, "end": 9461.82, "text": " NICE! Okay, that's what that's for."}, {"start": 9461.82, "end": 9462.94, "text": " Did you guys throw the cannon?"}, {"start": 9464.1, "end": 9465.58, "text": " Yeah, you got it."}, {"start": 9465.58, "end": 9466.66, "text": " Okay, so you know what?"}, {"start": 9466.66, "end": 9469.32, "text": " Clear the topside and then afterwards,"}, {"start": 9469.32, "end": 9473.02, "text": " you're just always gonna wanna hover over mid and drone mid"}, {"start": 9473.02, "end": 9474.72, "text": " to make sure that they're not fighting,"}, {"start": 9474.72, "end": 9477.24, "text": " and if they are, then you gotta come in."}, {"start": 9477.24, "end": 9477.74, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 9477.74, "end": 9478.619999999999, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 9478.619999999999, "end": 9480.279999999999, "text": " Just bust that cliff and you're over it."}, {"start": 9480.279999999999, "end": 9483.92, "text": " So Jinxie, imagine there's like two gang wars, right?"}, {"start": 9483.92, "end": 9486.48, "text": " The problem right now is that you're sitting there"}, {"start": 9486.48, "end": 9492.82, "text": " And it's like, when the gang is walking out of their house to like, fight your people, right?"}, {"start": 9493.32, "end": 9496.38, "text": " Then you're sitting there and it's like, you're just stealing?"}, {"start": 9496.619999999999, "end": 9498.88, "text": " Well, everyone gets their legs broken."}, {"start": 9499.0, "end": 9499.98, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 9500.16, "end": 9503.96, "text": " But you cannot let your team get their legs and their arms broken."}, {"start": 9504.16, "end": 9507.96, "text": " You have to actually sit there and be there to help them if they need it."}, {"start": 9507.96, "end": 9508.72, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 9508.82, "end": 9509.52, "text": " Yes, kid."}, {"start": 9509.76, "end": 9511.359999999999, "text": " Three of them just went mid. Should I join?"}, {"start": 9512.76, "end": 9515.08, "text": " What the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"}, {"start": 9515.08, "end": 9517.08, "text": " Three of them just went mid, should I join?"}, {"start": 9517.08, "end": 9519.08, "text": " BEFORE THAT!"}, {"start": 9519.08, "end": 9521.08, "text": " Yes, Daddy."}, {"start": 9521.08, "end": 9523.08, "text": " Uh-huh. Okay, so yes."}, {"start": 9523.08, "end": 9527.08, "text": " So now you could also look to buy your item, but just hover mid for now."}, {"start": 9527.08, "end": 9531.08, "text": " Because remember, in both Evo, our team is disabled."}, {"start": 9531.08, "end": 9533.08, "text": " We need to be around them. Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 9533.08, "end": 9535.08, "text": " Yes, sense it."}, {"start": 9535.08, "end": 9539.08, "text": " Think of it like, imagine you're like a teacher, right?"}, {"start": 9539.08, "end": 9543.08, "text": " And it's like you're supervising the class that you don't know what's going on mentally, right?"}, {"start": 9543.08, "end": 9546.92, "text": " and the problem is that right now it's like you're on the field trip in the Grand Canyon"}, {"start": 9546.92, "end": 9549.96, "text": " and they're just walking over the ledge and they're all dying"}, {"start": 9549.96, "end": 9555.32, "text": " but if you were there holding them back right then maybe they wouldn't all be dying does that make"}, {"start": 9555.32, "end": 9561.0, "text": " sense 100% thank you coach okay all right so now it's like right now like bro you need to"}, {"start": 9561.0, "end": 9566.28, "text": " hover over dragon like there's stuff going on bro we need to be seeing this you need to be"}, {"start": 9566.28, "end": 9569.16, "text": " Oh, no ergot ergot back"}, {"start": 9570.44, "end": 9572.44, "text": " Big dick ergot"}, {"start": 9572.480000000001, "end": 9577.92, "text": " Okay, listen ergot we ignore remember we play these fights like ergot doesn't exist"}, {"start": 9578.04, "end": 9582.800000000001, "text": " So we go on everyone else besides ergot, okay? Yeah, we need to go for like a little guy"}, {"start": 9584.76, "end": 9590.44, "text": " Exactly yes, yes as elite player you always want to gang up on the little guy does that make sense?"}, {"start": 9592.720000000001, "end": 9594.720000000001, "text": " Wait what happened"}, {"start": 9596.28, "end": 9601.18, "text": " all right that's fine that's fine that's a word play wait wait you you had a"}, {"start": 9601.18, "end": 9603.18, "text": " fine"}, {"start": 9603.18, "end": 9605.18, "text": " did you do it?"}, {"start": 9605.18, "end": 9607.18, "text": " what are you going to win?"}, {"start": 9612.18, "end": 9615.18, "text": " why is my health to win the lane? why is my health to win the lane?"}, {"start": 9615.18, "end": 9623.28, "text": " okay janecy janecy yes dad you forgot to use your r and your e why oh I forgot to"}, {"start": 9623.28, "end": 9625.28, "text": " R I thought I did"}, {"start": 9628.400000000001, "end": 9630.92, "text": " Okay, I thought I did or what?"}, {"start": 9631.560000000001, "end": 9635.28, "text": " Bro you didn't iron you didn't ease you didn't use anything"}, {"start": 9635.28, "end": 9640.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's like it's like imagine you're a ninja and you jump into the middle of five people"}, {"start": 9640.880000000001, "end": 9645.380000000001, "text": " But you don't have your shurikens at all so you're just like fucking hang them with your fists and getting killed"}, {"start": 9645.640000000001, "end": 9652.52, "text": " Now watch the dragon the dragon the dragon the dragon and start pinging the dragon bro if you get this you get this so bro"}, {"start": 9652.52, "end": 9659.68, "text": " It's your fourth a drag the fourth drag matters more than your life. Do you understand? Yep? Yes, good. I'm gonna get these chickens first, okay?"}, {"start": 9662.16, "end": 9664.560000000001, "text": " Why the fuck would I ever be okay?"}, {"start": 9667.28, "end": 9671.560000000001, "text": " Oh, okay, okay, can't see. Oh my god, okay?"}, {"start": 9671.560000000001, "end": 9674.4, "text": " Well now the problem is that we don't know if the enemy team is gonna be here"}, {"start": 9674.4, "end": 9678.48, "text": " So fuck it just do it just do it and hope for the best fuck it out for it"}, {"start": 9678.48, "end": 9682.28, "text": " Do everything for it use everything that you have in your entire kit"}, {"start": 9682.28, "end": 9684.28, "text": " To kill us as fast as possible"}, {"start": 9689.12, "end": 9696.800000000001, "text": " Do you think we got the dragon okay listen, do you think LeBron James questions his coach when his coach makes a call yes or no?"}, {"start": 9700.0, "end": 9706.480000000001, "text": " No, he doesn't so that's why you need to listen if LeBron's coach would tell him LeBron"}, {"start": 9706.480000000001, "end": 9710.800000000001, "text": " We need you to remove a rib so you can suck yourself off for better practice"}, {"start": 9710.800000000001, "end": 9716.640000000001, "text": " He would do it, and that's why he's the best so we need to make you have that same mentality"}, {"start": 9716.640000000001, "end": 9722.820000000002, "text": " Does that make sense? Yes sensei. Yes master. Yes dad. Okay, so now listen you can look for the crab"}, {"start": 9722.840000000002, "end": 9726.2, "text": " There's also the bar now, but your team bro your team is mid"}, {"start": 9726.240000000002, "end": 9731.640000000001, "text": " We do not want to be farming right now because our team might fight. Okay. Yes, daddy"}, {"start": 9736.76, "end": 9738.76, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 9740.800000000001, "end": 9747.6, "text": " Okay, so, GenC, there, if you would have used your E when you went in, and you would have"}, {"start": 9747.6, "end": 9750.000000000002, "text": " actually committed for the fight, you would have killed everyone."}, {"start": 9750.000000000002, "end": 9752.000000000002, "text": " Bro, that's such a cat!"}, {"start": 9752.000000000002, "end": 9753.000000000002, "text": " Ergot was coming!"}, {"start": 9753.000000000002, "end": 9754.000000000002, "text": " You're not!"}, {"start": 9754.000000000002, "end": 9755.000000000002, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 9755.000000000002, "end": 9756.000000000002, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 9756.000000000002, "end": 9757.000000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, GenC, GenC."}, {"start": 9757.000000000002, "end": 9762.36, "text": " If Ergot's coming, but you put a chassis cage on him, does any nut bust out?"}, {"start": 9762.36, "end": 9764.160000000002, "text": " What is a chassis cage?"}, {"start": 9764.160000000002, "end": 9765.960000000001, "text": " Okay, don't worry about that."}, {"start": 9765.960000000001, "end": 9770.76, "text": " But what I'm trying to say is that there, the Ergot is being zoned up by your team."}, {"start": 9770.76, "end": 9775.6, "text": " Like your team is like a wall of shields, so you're able to go in and go crazy."}, {"start": 9775.6, "end": 9776.6, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 9776.6, "end": 9777.6, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 9777.6, "end": 9778.6, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 9778.6, "end": 9779.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9779.6, "end": 9781.92, "text": " Kitten, that makes sense, Kitten."}, {"start": 9781.92, "end": 9784.44, "text": " What the fuck did I tell you?"}, {"start": 9784.44, "end": 9785.44, "text": " Sorry, bro."}, {"start": 9785.44, "end": 9786.44, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9786.44, "end": 9787.44, "text": " Look, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9787.44, "end": 9790.24, "text": " Wait, so should we just run it down mid because we got Baron?"}, {"start": 9790.24, "end": 9791.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9791.24, "end": 9792.24, "text": " Yes, exactly."}, {"start": 9792.24, "end": 9795.0, "text": " Because right now you don't need to be doing anything besides that."}, {"start": 9795.0, "end": 9798.56, "text": " You just go mid and you fuck some shit up crazy style."}, {"start": 9798.56, "end": 9800.48, "text": " All right, Kitten."}, {"start": 9800.48, "end": 9804.48, "text": " So I want you to sit there and I want you to start gyrating in your chair."}, {"start": 9804.48, "end": 9805.98, "text": " What is gyrating, main master?"}, {"start": 9805.98, "end": 9811.279999999999, "text": " It seems like you start like, moving around kind of zestily, and then you're gonna do"}, {"start": 9811.279999999999, "end": 9812.779999999999, "text": " that while you look for a fight."}, {"start": 9812.779999999999, "end": 9814.279999999999, "text": " Coach, I can't do it all at once!"}, {"start": 9814.279999999999, "end": 9815.279999999999, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9815.279999999999, "end": 9816.279999999999, "text": " You need to!"}, {"start": 9816.279999999999, "end": 9817.279999999999, "text": " You need to!"}, {"start": 9817.279999999999, "end": 9820.279999999999, "text": " Keep both arms on your keyboard and mouse and start doing it."}, {"start": 9820.279999999999, "end": 9822.279999999999, "text": " Okay, this is good."}, {"start": 9822.279999999999, "end": 9824.279999999999, "text": " Okay, so like, kinda like this?"}, {"start": 9824.279999999999, "end": 9825.279999999999, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 9825.279999999999, "end": 9826.279999999999, "text": " Now go in!"}, {"start": 9826.279999999999, "end": 9827.279999999999, "text": " Go in!"}, {"start": 9827.279999999999, "end": 9828.279999999999, "text": " Go in!"}, {"start": 9828.279999999999, "end": 9829.279999999999, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 9829.28, "end": 9838.720000000001, "text": " I swear to god if you just go in here it could be a penta"}, {"start": 9838.720000000001, "end": 9845.52, "text": " WHAT HOW DID THAT SIX LEAVE"}, {"start": 9845.52, "end": 9850.12, "text": " That's a steaming pile of shit coach"}, {"start": 9850.12, "end": 9851.12, "text": " It's okay listen"}, {"start": 9851.12, "end": 9853.52, "text": " Coach I'm at a screen share I think it's working now my chat's gonna take"}, {"start": 9853.52, "end": 9855.52, "text": " Okay okay let's see let's see"}, {"start": 9855.52, "end": 9857.52, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna win!"}, {"start": 9857.52, "end": 9859.52, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna win!"}, {"start": 9859.52, "end": 9861.52, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 9861.52, "end": 9867.52, "text": " Now, Jinxi, remember, in League of Legends, the real wins are not when you kill the enemy team's Nexus."}, {"start": 9867.52, "end": 9869.52, "text": " It's when you make somebody feel like shit."}, {"start": 9869.52, "end": 9871.52, "text": " So now you're gonna have to all chat."}, {"start": 9871.52, "end": 9873.52, "text": " Good job on the loss, losers."}, {"start": 9873.52, "end": 9875.52, "text": " You're gonna have to win."}, {"start": 9875.52, "end": 9877.52, "text": " You're gonna have to win."}, {"start": 9877.52, "end": 9879.52, "text": " You're gonna have to win."}, {"start": 9879.52, "end": 9881.52, "text": " You're gonna have to win."}, {"start": 9881.52, "end": 9883.52, "text": " You're gonna have to win."}, {"start": 9883.52, "end": 9890.52, "text": " job on the loss losers because remember it's about making it so that you ruin everyone else's"}, {"start": 9890.52, "end": 9897.52, "text": " day not that you make yours better am i understood yes bro i just typed it i just typed it i"}, {"start": 9897.52, "end": 9904.52, "text": " just typed it good okay so now while you're walking mid i want you to all chat again boah"}, {"start": 9904.52, "end": 9913.04, "text": " not even a stinky dypey could hold me back are you sure coach i just trust me just trust"}, {"start": 9943.04, "end": 9945.04, "text": " Are you ready to log back in?"}, {"start": 9945.62, "end": 9951.060000000001, "text": " Yes, yes, okay, so now reset by your item and then after that we're gonna log back mid, okay?"}, {"start": 9954.380000000001, "end": 9955.580000000002, "text": " Shut down"}, {"start": 9955.580000000002, "end": 9957.78, "text": " Sorry whole team. All right. Let's go. Let's go"}, {"start": 9958.54, "end": 9961.78, "text": " Dude listen. Okay, so JNC. I'm gonna teach you about shutdowns"}, {"start": 9962.220000000001, "end": 9965.460000000001, "text": " When the enemy team gets a lot of kills they're worth more gold"}, {"start": 9965.5, "end": 9968.54, "text": " So we want to do something called shutting them down"}, {"start": 9968.54, "end": 9974.740000000002, "text": " Think of it like imagine a single mother is laid on her rent and what are we gonna do with her electricity, right?"}, {"start": 9974.740000000002, "end": 9980.380000000001, "text": " We're gonna shut it down. So it's the same exact thing with like the league players, right?"}, {"start": 9980.380000000001, "end": 9984.28, "text": " So whenever you see a bounty you need to go for it. Am I understood?"}, {"start": 9991.820000000002, "end": 9995.560000000001, "text": " Okay, okay. Yes. All right, good. Let's go. Let's go"}, {"start": 9995.56, "end": 9999.519999999999, "text": " So now we just walk it walk walk in mid like fucking dogs"}, {"start": 10000.76, "end": 10004.359999999999, "text": " So now okay, we're gonna have to shove it in here. I have to shove it in"}, {"start": 10005.519999999999, "end": 10010.279999999999, "text": " Wow, that's actually extremely horrible. Okay, so Jinxie backup. I need to tell you something"}, {"start": 10010.519999999999, "end": 10012.76, "text": " Okay, and this is something they've never heard before and"}, {"start": 10014.8, "end": 10016.8, "text": " Flash away you're gonna have to flash wait"}, {"start": 10019.4, "end": 10022.98, "text": " He did he takes me he did that he did he takes he's Sean foams me"}, {"start": 10022.98, "end": 10025.98, "text": " Bro, I got Jon Diddycombs there."}, {"start": 10025.98, "end": 10028.98, "text": " Okay, so I need to explain why that death is so bad."}, {"start": 10028.98, "end": 10032.98, "text": " So you see how there's a 15 second timer on Dragon right now?"}, {"start": 10032.98, "end": 10035.98, "text": " That's something called the Elder Dragon that spawns."}, {"start": 10035.98, "end": 10042.98, "text": " When the Elder Dragon spawns, what happens is, is that the team that kills it gets a buff"}, {"start": 10042.98, "end": 10046.98, "text": " that executes the enemy team when they get below 25% health."}, {"start": 10046.98, "end": 10049.98, "text": " So now I won't be here for that, Dragon?"}, {"start": 10050.859999999999, "end": 10056.66, "text": " Yeah, but the good news is that you're playing an iron so there's a good chance that they're genuinely retarded"}, {"start": 10056.66, "end": 10061.3, "text": " Oh, no, I said I said dragon. Yeah, but the promise you type that"}, {"start": 10067.46, "end": 10074.279999999999, "text": " Look they're protected it though. Okay, listen as soon as you respond walk walk walk walk. We need to go there now"}, {"start": 10074.28, "end": 10081.720000000001, "text": " I'm coming to save the game coach coach. I'm gonna save the game. It's all on you, bro. It's all on you"}, {"start": 10081.720000000001, "end": 10083.900000000001, "text": " It's all on you coming to save the game coach"}, {"start": 10085.36, "end": 10087.36, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10088.52, "end": 10091.68, "text": " Okay, you can go on the six here just all the men going to say"}, {"start": 10097.24, "end": 10100.380000000001, "text": " Okay, just back up just run run run. This is fine"}, {"start": 10100.380000000001, "end": 10109.1, "text": " Okay now back off that's good so now okay okay recall press B press B okay so listen"}, {"start": 10109.1, "end": 10115.12, "text": " Jinxie the thing about mastery let me ask you a question okay the first time you thrust"}, {"start": 10115.12, "end": 10119.300000000001, "text": " inside of someone are you just gonna stop thrusting?"}, {"start": 10119.300000000001, "end": 10125.060000000001, "text": " Um it depends I mean sometimes no you're not well sometimes I'm a one-pump chump bro like"}, {"start": 10125.060000000001, "end": 10130.220000000001, "text": " I can't okay okay so like let me ask you something if you're a one-pump chump okay the first time"}, {"start": 10130.22, "end": 10138.22, "text": " You get your cheeks pumped inside of, are you going to insta-bust or do you want to at least wait like 5 or 6 pumps?"}, {"start": 10138.22, "end": 10141.72, "text": " Bro, I don't know, I've never thought about that before."}, {"start": 10141.72, "end": 10144.72, "text": " JOURNALIST INPRAVALATION LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!"}, {"start": 10144.72, "end": 10147.72, "text": " DO THE HALTER! DO THE DRAGON!"}, {"start": 10147.72, "end": 10155.22, "text": " Okay, so listen, the reason why I say that is because Master Yi is a champion that he always wants to keep going in."}, {"start": 10155.22, "end": 10159.72, "text": " Okay? Like when you kill somebody, you have to keep fighting until the dead."}, {"start": 10159.72, "end": 10165.359999999999, "text": " Okay, so once I get one kill just go for more. Oh my god. Yeah, as long as it's on a hundred percent"}, {"start": 10165.359999999999, "end": 10170.96, "text": " They're gonna lose you need it. You need plans to finish this nice. Okay, so now listen listen this way"}, {"start": 10171.46, "end": 10176.74, "text": " Okay, you can the arm going yes. This is good. This is good. Keep going keep going yes"}, {"start": 10177.64, "end": 10180.439999999999, "text": " No more people JC. No more people"}, {"start": 10181.039999999999, "end": 10183.4, "text": " Yo, can't you down on that?"}, {"start": 10184.679999999998, "end": 10187.34, "text": " I can't even fucking hear"}, {"start": 10189.72, "end": 10196.119999999999, "text": " sorry is that a yo hell yeah bro am I good now am I good can I win the gates"}, {"start": 10196.119999999999, "end": 10200.24, "text": " can I add yep you're probably probably case you know look for the look for a"}, {"start": 10200.24, "end": 10204.84, "text": " med you got this go put the the end of it and then you're good"}, {"start": 10206.119999999999, "end": 10210.4, "text": " okay listen so you're gonna have to spill the t-ball you slay on their nexus"}, {"start": 10210.4, "end": 10213.72, "text": " hurts you understand yes"}, {"start": 10214.48, "end": 10217.48, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 10219.72, "end": 10226.72, "text": " go go go go go go go go hit the nexus fast"}, {"start": 10230.0, "end": 10233.16, "text": " how did i die? poison damage? what type of shit is that?"}, {"start": 10233.16, "end": 10236.279999999999, "text": " so mouse on heart he does something called space aids"}, {"start": 10236.279999999999, "end": 10241.039999999999, "text": " where essentially what mouse on does is he gives you aids that you slowly die of"}, {"start": 10241.039999999999, "end": 10244.56, "text": " and I need you to imagine that this is back in like the 1950s"}, {"start": 10244.56, "end": 10247.92, "text": " where there wasn't a cure yet does that make sense? wow okay"}, {"start": 10247.92, "end": 10249.92, "text": " I thought H still doesn't have a cure."}, {"start": 10249.92, "end": 10251.92, "text": " Chad, does H have a cure?"}, {"start": 10252.92, "end": 10254.92, "text": " I think it does."}, {"start": 10254.92, "end": 10256.92, "text": " Right, people don't need to have a cure."}, {"start": 10257.92, "end": 10259.92, "text": " What a good team win, y'all."}, {"start": 10259.92, "end": 10261.92, "text": " Hey, good team win."}, {"start": 10261.92, "end": 10263.92, "text": " We did that."}, {"start": 10263.92, "end": 10265.92, "text": " No, no, no, we did that."}, {"start": 10265.92, "end": 10268.92, "text": " Jinxie, Jinxie, you're singing it all wrong though."}, {"start": 10268.92, "end": 10271.92, "text": " Listen, it's not that your team..."}, {"start": 10273.92, "end": 10275.92, "text": " Okay, Jinxie, are you listening?"}, {"start": 10275.92, "end": 10280.32, "text": " It is not that your team won the game with you. It was not a team win"}, {"start": 10280.32, "end": 10287.460000000001, "text": " It was for NPCs that did your bidding and executed it properly. Am I understood?"}, {"start": 10289.8, "end": 10295.86, "text": " Yes coach bro, okay, is is ash legit bro is that kind of shit I"}, {"start": 10297.32, "end": 10299.32, "text": " I don't know wait"}, {"start": 10299.52, "end": 10304.68, "text": " Okay, so now Jin see hold on before you queue up. There's something that wanted to go over. Okay. Yes, daddy"}, {"start": 10304.68, "end": 10313.0, "text": " Okay, so I've been thinking about our coaching sessions a lot recently and I think I know what the problem with them has been"}, {"start": 10313.92, "end": 10315.92, "text": " Well, I know what it is coach"}, {"start": 10316.52, "end": 10318.52, "text": " Can I say what it is the session?"}, {"start": 10318.84, "end": 10321.0, "text": " Talk to me first. You talk to hands enough coach"}, {"start": 10321.52, "end": 10326.68, "text": " Like coach. I want you to verbally assault me you did it on the first day coach"}, {"start": 10326.800000000001, "end": 10333.48, "text": " The first day you verbally assaulted me you changed you you're all soft now. I want to be the best like listen bro"}, {"start": 10333.48, "end": 10339.16, "text": " I want to be the best. I don't need you to hold my hand. I want you to verbally fucking assault me"}, {"start": 10339.16, "end": 10344.3, "text": " Do you understand? I learned best when I feel like I'm a piece of shit and I hit rock bottom"}, {"start": 10344.4, "end": 10349.02, "text": " That's what I learned don't hold my hand bro verbally assault me coach. Cause isn't it?"}, {"start": 10349.96, "end": 10354.619999999999, "text": " Okay, so you're saying that you need daddy to get hard for you again"}, {"start": 10357.6, "end": 10361.88, "text": " That's an interesting way to phrase it, but yes, I wouldn't break it like that, but yeah, yes"}, {"start": 10361.880000000001, "end": 10369.160000000002, "text": " Okay, well, I'm gonna be honest. I was gonna go somewhere completely different. I was gonna say I was actually gonna go even softer, bro"}, {"start": 10370.920000000002, "end": 10378.140000000001, "text": " Good, so yeah, I need verbal harassment the only way I've ever achieved anything in life is through hours of verbal abuse"}, {"start": 10378.160000000002, "end": 10380.26, "text": " That's what I okay. I need abuse"}, {"start": 10381.080000000002, "end": 10385.6, "text": " So this is what we're gonna do then. Okay. Are you listening? Yeah, I'm gonna share my screen right now"}, {"start": 10386.320000000002, "end": 10388.320000000002, "text": " All right, I'm gonna join your screen share right now"}, {"start": 10388.960000000001, "end": 10391.160000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm inside you"}, {"start": 10391.880000000001, "end": 10397.640000000001, "text": " Okay, so now that you're inside me. I want to show you something that no one else has ever shown you before are you ready?"}, {"start": 10397.920000000002, "end": 10403.1, "text": " Yes, dad. Yes, that's a yes master. Okay. I can't load it up. So can't load your screen share. Whoa"}, {"start": 10403.52, "end": 10406.86, "text": " Whoa, what do you mean you can't wait? Can you it all broke?"}, {"start": 10407.560000000001, "end": 10409.720000000001, "text": " Don't say hi. Bye. I mean a bro"}, {"start": 10411.720000000001, "end": 10416.740000000002, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, here we go. I'm in now. Okay, you're in. Okay, so"}, {"start": 10416.74, "end": 10421.1, "text": " So let me ask you a question then, because we can go one of two routes with it."}, {"start": 10421.1, "end": 10426.34, "text": " Because I actually prepared a plan for you today to make you fall in love with League"}, {"start": 10426.34, "end": 10427.34, "text": " of Legends."}, {"start": 10427.34, "end": 10432.539999999999, "text": " But if you tell me that you want me to scrap that plan and just verbally harass you instead,"}, {"start": 10432.539999999999, "end": 10433.539999999999, "text": " then we can do that."}, {"start": 10433.539999999999, "end": 10435.619999999999, "text": " Or we could do both."}, {"start": 10435.619999999999, "end": 10436.619999999999, "text": " So what are you feeling?"}, {"start": 10436.619999999999, "end": 10440.86, "text": " I'm leaning more towards verbal harassment, but let's see what this is."}, {"start": 10440.86, "end": 10441.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10441.86, "end": 10450.02, "text": " So I actually sat there and I made you a playlist a few days ago, okay?"}, {"start": 10450.02, "end": 10451.74, "text": " I made you a playlist."}, {"start": 10451.74, "end": 10455.62, "text": " And the reason why I made you this playlist drinks is because I realized that in these"}, {"start": 10455.62, "end": 10460.66, "text": " coaching sessions, I was teaching you how to play League of Legends, but I never actually"}, {"start": 10460.66, "end": 10465.42, "text": " taught you how I came to love it in the first place, okay?"}, {"start": 10465.42, "end": 10471.42, "text": " So what we're going to do is there are three cinematics and then there's the most OG Tyler"}, {"start": 10471.42, "end": 10478.7, "text": " one Draven Hype montage ever that we're gonna watch and then on top of it there's a Jinxie"}, {"start": 10478.7, "end": 10485.1, "text": " montage that we're gonna watch. What? No way! Say you swear to god. I swear to god! So are you"}, {"start": 10485.1, "end": 10491.82, "text": " ready Jinxie to fall in love with League of Legends and then fall in love with my abuse? Yes coach."}, {"start": 10491.82, "end": 10498.86, "text": " Yes I'm ready for all of it bro. Let's do it. All right so now it's time. Tell me if you need it to"}, {"start": 10498.86, "end": 10504.26, "text": " to be louder okay I'll put it even louder and when you're watching this I'm"}, {"start": 10504.26, "end": 10509.140000000001, "text": " excited for this bro I'm excited listen Jinxie when you're watching this I need"}, {"start": 10509.140000000001, "end": 10513.300000000001, "text": " you to read the lyrics on the screen bro because you're like me and I really"}, {"start": 10513.300000000001, "end": 10517.62, "text": " think that it's gonna resonate with you okay okay yeah I'm ready I'm ready yes"}, {"start": 10517.62, "end": 10525.900000000001, "text": " let's go all right is it loud enough a little bit louder a little bit louder"}, {"start": 10525.9, "end": 10532.5, "text": " okay wait give me a second put a little bit louder yes okay all right let's go"}, {"start": 10532.5, "end": 10537.06, "text": " let's go wait ready boom"}, {"start": 10537.06, "end": 10540.98, "text": " You would wait and watch for fire away"}, {"start": 10541.82, "end": 10547.3, "text": " You always knew that you'd be the one to work while they all play"}, {"start": 10547.3, "end": 10548.3, "text": " I need this"}, {"start": 10548.3, "end": 10557.539999999999, "text": " You, you lay away, take that scheme of all the things you would change"}, {"start": 10557.539999999999, "end": 10558.539999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10558.539999999999, "end": 10560.539999999999, "text": " Holy jawline, Cosidio?"}, {"start": 10560.539999999999, "end": 10562.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, he's fucking mogging"}, {"start": 10562.539999999999, "end": 10563.539999999999, "text": " Yes, he's fucking mogging"}, {"start": 10563.539999999999, "end": 10564.539999999999, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 10564.539999999999, "end": 10565.539999999999, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 10565.539999999999, "end": 10566.539999999999, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 10566.54, "end": 10568.54, "text": " This is the dream."}, {"start": 10568.54, "end": 10572.54, "text": " Here we are, turned away."}, {"start": 10572.54, "end": 10574.54, "text": " Stay down."}, {"start": 10574.54, "end": 10577.54, "text": " We are the warriors."}, {"start": 10577.54, "end": 10580.54, "text": " We build this town."}, {"start": 10580.54, "end": 10584.54, "text": " Here we are, turned away."}, {"start": 10584.54, "end": 10586.54, "text": " Stay down."}, {"start": 10586.54, "end": 10589.54, "text": " We are the warriors."}, {"start": 10589.54, "end": 10592.54, "text": " We build this town."}, {"start": 10592.54, "end": 10604.54, "text": " The time will come when you have to rise above the best and prove yourself your spirit never dies."}, {"start": 10604.54, "end": 10610.54, "text": " Well, I'll go to take my throne above."}, {"start": 10610.54, "end": 10615.54, "text": " Don't leave for me, cause this will be my life."}, {"start": 10615.54, "end": 10617.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10645.54, "end": 10654.980000000001, "text": " oh this is so sick keep watching Jinx it goes crazy here"}, {"start": 10675.54, "end": 10677.54, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10677.54, "end": 10679.54, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10679.54, "end": 10685.54, "text": " I would be lying if I said I wasn't tight right now."}, {"start": 10685.54, "end": 10687.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10687.54, "end": 10689.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10689.54, "end": 10691.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10691.54, "end": 10693.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10693.54, "end": 10695.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10695.54, "end": 10697.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10697.54, "end": 10699.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10699.54, "end": 10701.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 10701.54, "end": 10705.5, "text": " I would be lying if I said I wasn't tight right now and"}, {"start": 10706.62, "end": 10712.980000000001, "text": " Listen, Jinxie just so you can understand when I first watched that video. I was bronze"}, {"start": 10712.980000000001, "end": 10719.94, "text": " I was getting shit on every single game and now I'm still getting shot in every single game"}, {"start": 10719.960000000001, "end": 10725.78, "text": " But I'm masters and said so it just goes to show that like you'll start from the bottom"}, {"start": 10725.78, "end": 10731.86, "text": " And it's like that is like the power that you feel the bottom to the top. Do you see what I mean?"}, {"start": 10731.86, "end": 10740.18, "text": " Yes, bro 150,000% bro. Yes. Now. Are you ready for the second song? This one is another fucking classic. Yep"}, {"start": 10740.18, "end": 10742.18, "text": " I'm ready bro. All right, let's go"}, {"start": 10746.26, "end": 10749.7, "text": " This one goes fucking crazy, Jane's you're gonna like this"}, {"start": 10785.78, "end": 10788.480000000001, "text": " This is your moment"}, {"start": 10788.480000000001, "end": 10790.58, "text": " Now is your time"}, {"start": 10790.58, "end": 10792.68, "text": " So move yourself in"}, {"start": 10796.68, "end": 10798.480000000001, "text": " Make a remember"}, {"start": 10802.08, "end": 10803.68, "text": " Let's do this"}, {"start": 10807.480000000001, "end": 10809.28, "text": " Make a remember"}, {"start": 10812.980000000001, "end": 10815.68, "text": " Welcome to the Karmath"}, {"start": 10815.68, "end": 10822.64, "text": " reach for the summit, this is crazy, one falls, there will be the end"}, {"start": 10822.64, "end": 10824.64, "text": " Now Jinxie, I'm gonna ask you a question"}, {"start": 10824.64, "end": 10825.84, "text": " I'm so hard, bro"}, {"start": 10825.84, "end": 10828.32, "text": " Do you know who the main character is?"}, {"start": 10828.960000000001, "end": 10830.800000000001, "text": " In this, in this video?"}, {"start": 10831.76, "end": 10834.32, "text": " It's fucking FAKER!"}, {"start": 10835.2, "end": 10836.0, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 10836.960000000001, "end": 10842.880000000001, "text": " So the way, the, both of these videos, right in this video, the people that you see they're now random Jinxie"}, {"start": 10842.880000000001, "end": 10850.52, "text": " Lika Fletchins chooses pro players and then immortalizes them in these videos and one day if you make it to the top"}, {"start": 10850.640000000001, "end": 10853.160000000002, "text": " They'll do the same for you. What?"}, {"start": 10855.160000000002, "end": 10859.080000000002, "text": " Oh my gosh, bro, that is awesome. What?"}, {"start": 10860.12, "end": 10862.12, "text": " Okay, let's go"}, {"start": 10862.12, "end": 10864.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10869.320000000002, "end": 10877.54, "text": " That's Baker I think so nice bro, I didn't even know that all right, let's go"}, {"start": 10892.12, "end": 10908.6, "text": " Wow keep watching bro it only gets crazier"}, {"start": 10922.12, "end": 10930.12, "text": " Oh shit wait I'm right it turns out this is actually Faker I don't know who the other"}, {"start": 10930.12, "end": 10931.12, "text": " guy was."}, {"start": 10931.12, "end": 10932.12, "text": " ROOOOOOH WHAT?"}, {"start": 10932.12, "end": 10933.12, "text": " That come on!"}, {"start": 10933.12, "end": 10934.12, "text": " No that's a bad role!"}, {"start": 10934.12, "end": 10935.12, "text": " ROOOOOOH!"}, {"start": 10935.12, "end": 10936.12, "text": " I'M GRAZY!"}, {"start": 10936.12, "end": 10937.12, "text": " ARE YOU EXCITED?"}, {"start": 10937.12, "end": 10938.12, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10938.12, "end": 10939.12, "text": " Oh my god that's Faker in the video."}, {"start": 10939.12, "end": 10942.12, "text": " You're better watch Faker in this prime bro check this out!"}, {"start": 10952.12, "end": 10954.12, "text": " I see the light"}, {"start": 10955.12, "end": 10957.12, "text": " Make some progress"}, {"start": 10961.12, "end": 10963.12, "text": " Let's do it"}, {"start": 10966.12, "end": 10968.12, "text": " Make some progress"}, {"start": 10971.12, "end": 10973.12, "text": " I'm losing something"}, {"start": 10976.12, "end": 10978.12, "text": " Making a weapon in peace"}, {"start": 10978.12, "end": 10992.460000000001, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 10992.460000000001, "end": 10998.380000000001, "text": " So Jynxie, do you understand what those last 5 seconds were showing you?"}, {"start": 10998.380000000001, "end": 11000.54, "text": " It's Faker looking at his world championship?"}, {"start": 11000.54, "end": 11003.34, "text": " No bro, let me show you again."}, {"start": 11003.34, "end": 11008.58, "text": " This goes to show that this guy just made it to the top, right?"}, {"start": 11008.58, "end": 11010.7, "text": " He just made it to the top of the mountain."}, {"start": 11010.7, "end": 11016.42, "text": " But then you look and you see everyone else is climbing to get to the top as well."}, {"start": 11016.42, "end": 11020.54, "text": " And one of these people is motherfucking JINXIE hashtag MVP!"}, {"start": 11020.54, "end": 11022.54, "text": " Do you understand now?"}, {"start": 11022.54, "end": 11023.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11023.54, "end": 11024.54, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 11024.54, "end": 11025.54, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 11025.54, "end": 11026.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11026.54, "end": 11027.54, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11027.54, "end": 11032.54, "text": " So are you ready now for the last?"}, {"start": 11032.54, "end": 11041.820000000002, "text": " are you ready for the last cinematic jing see yes yes all right this one is"}, {"start": 11041.820000000002, "end": 11049.140000000001, "text": " crazy get ready I wait I saw this one but I want to watch it again all right"}, {"start": 11049.140000000001, "end": 11060.060000000001, "text": " I saw Jim yep I saw this in day one of the plan again but now the thing is you"}, {"start": 11060.06, "end": 11065.06, "text": " Now I get it, now I get it, so now you, now I get it, now I get it!"}, {"start": 11068.06, "end": 11070.06, "text": " Who's that, who's that?"}, {"start": 11071.06, "end": 11072.06, "text": " That's Draven bro."}, {"start": 11072.06, "end": 11075.06, "text": " Oh Tyler won or uh, yup."}, {"start": 11082.06, "end": 11083.06, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 11083.06, "end": 11085.06, "text": " That's Aurelia."}, {"start": 11085.06, "end": 11089.06, "text": " Here, I'm gonna put you on some, some old school game, are you ready?"}, {"start": 11089.06, "end": 11097.859999999999, "text": " ready okay search up frost blade arelia in my browser in my phone honestly you"}, {"start": 11097.859999999999, "end": 11102.34, "text": " can search up on your phone but listen that was the old school bro the old"}, {"start": 11102.34, "end": 11110.699999999999, "text": " school league players know about frost blade arelia frost blade arelia yep they"}, {"start": 11110.699999999999, "end": 11114.779999999999, "text": " used to call it frost but arelia because for some reason right decided to get for"}, {"start": 11114.78, "end": 11116.78, "text": " BBL in that skin"}, {"start": 11127.74, "end": 11129.74, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 11130.980000000001, "end": 11134.78, "text": " Is she support no she's a top laner"}, {"start": 11137.18, "end": 11140.66, "text": " Whoa, okay. All right, you're ready now for the rest of the cinematic"}, {"start": 11140.66, "end": 11143.3, "text": " Yep. Okay. Ready. Ready. Ready."}, {"start": 11143.3, "end": 11144.8, "text": " All right. Let's go."}, {"start": 11144.8, "end": 11147.22, "text": " Ready. Ready."}, {"start": 11147.22, "end": 11155.58, "text": " Is Master Yi in this one?"}, {"start": 11155.58, "end": 11158.3, "text": " Bro, this is Master Yi."}, {"start": 11158.3, "end": 11159.9, "text": " Like, I need you to understand this one."}, {"start": 11159.9, "end": 11163.94, "text": " Whether invading right now, this is Master Yi's village, bro."}, {"start": 11163.94, "end": 11166.4, "text": " And this is the army of Noxus."}, {"start": 11166.4, "end": 11170.1, "text": " All going to burn it to the fucking ground."}, {"start": 11170.1, "end": 11178.98, "text": " what so I swear to God defend his village yep all the Ionians now watch my break"}, {"start": 11200.1, "end": 11229.9, "text": " I want you to understand that this was you two days ago, bro."}, {"start": 11229.9, "end": 11236.9, "text": " This was like the enemy volleyball and iron boom and this was you the defeated soldier"}, {"start": 11236.9, "end": 11241.1, "text": " and now you're going to get up off the fucking ground like you did today and you're going"}, {"start": 11241.1, "end": 11250.1, "text": " to fucking show him who's the fucking king are you ready yes this is Jamesy cinematic"}, {"start": 11250.1, "end": 11260.1, "text": " Master Yi, you have to save the world, Master Yi."}, {"start": 11260.1, "end": 11261.1, "text": " Master Yi, no."}, {"start": 11261.1, "end": 11266.1, "text": " You have to save the world."}, {"start": 11310.1, "end": 11320.1, "text": " I've never seen this guy who the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 11320.1, "end": 11335.1, "text": " That's a little not fucking named cannon, bro!"}, {"start": 11335.1, "end": 11337.98, "text": " He's like a little motherfucker that goes crazy!"}, {"start": 11337.98, "end": 11340.98, "text": " I've never seen this guy, who the FUCK IS THAT?!"}, {"start": 11340.98, "end": 11342.98, "text": " And Kenny?"}, {"start": 11342.98, "end": 11347.98, "text": " Yep, he's like a little dog that just gets electrocuted and then goes fucking wild."}, {"start": 11347.98, "end": 11349.98, "text": " What? Okay."}, {"start": 11349.98, "end": 11350.98, "text": " I swear to God."}, {"start": 11350.98, "end": 11352.98, "text": " Alright, you ready?"}, {"start": 11352.98, "end": 11353.98, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11367.98, "end": 11370.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11397.98, "end": 11400.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11427.98, "end": 11430.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11457.98, "end": 11460.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11487.98, "end": 11490.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11517.98, "end": 11520.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11547.98, "end": 11550.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11577.98, "end": 11580.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11607.98, "end": 11610.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11637.98, "end": 11640.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11667.98, "end": 11670.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11697.98, "end": 11699.98, "text": " You"}, {"start": 11716.84, "end": 11719.34, "text": " Bro job says I'm gonna get a fucking"}, {"start": 11721.38, "end": 11723.9, "text": " Okay, but Jamesy, you're nobody"}, {"start": 11723.9, "end": 11727.5, "text": " Are you ready for the real montage now?"}, {"start": 11727.5, "end": 11728.3, "text": " Is this mine?"}, {"start": 11728.3, "end": 11729.0, "text": " Mine montage?"}, {"start": 11729.0, "end": 11731.9, "text": " Somebody maybe won?"}, {"start": 11731.9, "end": 11734.199999999999, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 11734.199999999999, "end": 11735.9, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11735.9, "end": 11737.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11737.0, "end": 11737.699999999999, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11737.699999999999, "end": 11738.8, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11738.8, "end": 11740.9, "text": " It's fucking time, baby."}, {"start": 11740.9, "end": 11741.5, "text": " Let's see this."}, {"start": 11741.5, "end": 11743.1, "text": " This is your montage?"}, {"start": 11743.1, "end": 11745.5, "text": " This is your montage!"}, {"start": 11745.5, "end": 11748.9, "text": " Bro, it has 39 views, the chat is saying."}, {"start": 11748.9, "end": 11752.1, "text": " Dude, but imagine that's 39 people that are now"}, {"start": 11752.1, "end": 11757.98, "text": " Jacking off to your magnificence. You're right. Let's go. All right. Let's see it"}, {"start": 11765.78, "end": 11770.7, "text": " Look ex QC the hate watcher he doesn't believe in you silver flare"}, {"start": 11770.7, "end": 11781.7, "text": " There's no fucking way to get in the fucking room, or if you talk about life and everything."}, {"start": 11781.7, "end": 11784.12, "text": " Holy silver mindset."}, {"start": 11784.12, "end": 11786.1, "text": " Holy silver mindset."}, {"start": 11786.1, "end": 11788.300000000001, "text": " Yep, literally."}, {"start": 11788.300000000001, "end": 11791.34, "text": " Holy silver."}, {"start": 11791.34, "end": 11792.34, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 11792.34, "end": 11793.34, "text": " That's you, bro!"}, {"start": 11793.34, "end": 11794.34, "text": " This is me?"}, {"start": 11794.34, "end": 11795.34, "text": " I did this?"}, {"start": 11795.34, "end": 11797.34, "text": " This"}, {"start": 11804.5, "end": 11806.5, "text": " This is me"}, {"start": 11815.8, "end": 11817.8, "text": " The volume is lower than your damage"}, {"start": 11821.62, "end": 11823.62, "text": " Just keep watching trust me"}, {"start": 11825.34, "end": 11827.34, "text": " You and your thoughts"}, {"start": 11837.34, "end": 11839.34, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11847.7, "end": 11852.14, "text": " Shit on sit down one more one more for the road"}, {"start": 11855.34, "end": 11857.34, "text": " Tower 9 bitch!"}, {"start": 11857.34, "end": 11859.34, "text": " ECS FUCK!"}, {"start": 11866.34, "end": 11871.34, "text": " Bro, wow. Wow. I'm about to start tearing up in this joint."}, {"start": 11871.34, "end": 11873.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11873.34, "end": 11876.34, "text": " What is my YouTube thumbnail on my stream?"}, {"start": 11876.34, "end": 11880.34, "text": " It's like I'm jerking off tired of the ones."}, {"start": 11880.34, "end": 11883.34, "text": " What is my YouTube thumbnail on my YouTube stream chat?"}, {"start": 11883.34, "end": 11885.74, "text": " It looks like I'm jerking off that of one"}, {"start": 11890.9, "end": 11898.54, "text": " No, I did one last video for you, okay, and this one last video that I had an editor make for you is because"}, {"start": 11899.18, "end": 11904.62, "text": " Starting in clash and starting on the tournament Monday. They're gonna ban mastery from you"}, {"start": 11904.7, "end": 11909.94, "text": " So we're gonna need to find you a second champion that can also go crazy"}, {"start": 11909.94, "end": 11916.1, "text": " easy. So what I did was I created a montage of five different champions and you're just"}, {"start": 11916.1, "end": 11921.34, "text": " going to watch and tell me which one you think did the sickest play and that's going to be"}, {"start": 11921.34, "end": 11928.060000000001, "text": " your next champion. Are you ready? I was born ready, bro. When I shot out of the tip of"}, {"start": 11928.060000000001, "end": 11934.980000000001, "text": " my dad's wiener 24 years ago, bro, I was ready to go. Then now it's time for some other stuff"}, {"start": 11934.98, "end": 11941.58, "text": " to shoot out of your wiener because it's time for you to watch this."}, {"start": 11941.58, "end": 11942.58, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 11942.58, "end": 11944.58, "text": " Let's fucking go, bro."}, {"start": 11944.58, "end": 11945.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11945.58, "end": 11949.1, "text": " So you want me to be my champion?"}, {"start": 11949.1, "end": 11950.1, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11950.1, "end": 11952.02, "text": " So this is Zin Zhao."}, {"start": 11952.02, "end": 11953.02, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 11953.02, "end": 11955.18, "text": " I don't think I can."}, {"start": 11955.18, "end": 11959.859999999999, "text": " Shut up, idiot."}, {"start": 11959.859999999999, "end": 11961.939999999999, "text": " He looks similar to Yi."}, {"start": 11961.939999999999, "end": 11962.939999999999, "text": " He kind of is."}, {"start": 11962.939999999999, "end": 11963.939999999999, "text": " They both auto-attack."}, {"start": 11963.94, "end": 11973.94, "text": " I don't know what my name is."}, {"start": 11973.94, "end": 11975.94, "text": " Can you hear the audio?"}, {"start": 11975.94, "end": 11976.94, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11976.94, "end": 11977.94, "text": " Okay, good."}, {"start": 11977.94, "end": 11978.94, "text": " Zinzal?"}, {"start": 11978.94, "end": 11979.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11979.94, "end": 11980.94, "text": " Yep, that's Zinzal."}, {"start": 11980.94, "end": 11981.94, "text": " Simarotigi, Simarotigi."}, {"start": 11981.94, "end": 11982.94, "text": " Jungle?"}, {"start": 11982.94, "end": 11983.94, "text": " Kind of similar."}, {"start": 11983.94, "end": 11984.94, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11984.94, "end": 11985.94, "text": " We're all of it."}, {"start": 11985.94, "end": 12014.74, "text": " So that is Zinzal bro, last play."}, {"start": 12014.74, "end": 12021.22, "text": " This is Nocturne."}, {"start": 12021.22, "end": 12023.86, "text": " So this guy is also kind of similar to you too."}, {"start": 12023.86, "end": 12032.5, "text": " He goes in on the auto attacks and goes crazy."}, {"start": 12032.5, "end": 12036.539999999999, "text": " Why is his gamertag jorking my corkies?"}, {"start": 12036.539999999999, "end": 12042.42, "text": " Listen, I just got this off of a- Listen, listen, we don't need word about the gamertag, bro."}, {"start": 12042.42, "end": 12054.66, "text": " watch the play. Shit on. Destroyed. What's his name? Nocturne. Goodbye. Yep, this is Nocturne."}, {"start": 12054.66, "end": 12056.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12068.78, "end": 12075.42, "text": " Now look he can ult from across the map holy song choice by the way"}, {"start": 12075.42, "end": 12089.72, "text": " the song goes harder soon you're gonna see all right look at this the last knock"}, {"start": 12089.72, "end": 12093.66, "text": " turn play so you see he can all turn from across the map and then you just"}, {"start": 12093.66, "end": 12097.92, "text": " kind of like auto-attack shit and goes crazy yeah I like jumping on people's"}, {"start": 12097.92, "end": 12102.960000000001, "text": " deck yeah I know you do that's why I gotta make you bounce on it so this is"}, {"start": 12102.960000000001, "end": 12107.44, "text": " Briar this is what force in play to hit plot"}, {"start": 12108.84, "end": 12110.84, "text": " Forcin got"}, {"start": 12122.160000000002, "end": 12129.36, "text": " So let me explain the thing about Briar is that she just presses w and she doesn't even have to auto-attack"}, {"start": 12129.36, "end": 12133.86, "text": " attack like she literally automatically attacks everything like she goes fucking"}, {"start": 12133.86, "end": 12157.720000000001, "text": " crazy this is bryor so she can also alter from across the map and the thing"}, {"start": 12157.72, "end": 12163.16, "text": " about her is that when she presses her W, she is forced to auto-attack everyone and everything."}, {"start": 12163.16, "end": 12167.4, "text": " Like, you cannot back off! It's killer B killed on her!"}, {"start": 12168.119999999999, "end": 12168.679999999998, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 12177.48, "end": 12178.519999999999, "text": " Nice dodge, wow."}, {"start": 12178.52, "end": 12186.52, "text": " Yeah, the side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some would consider to be a nice truant."}, {"start": 12186.52, "end": 12189.52, "text": " Or does she heal when she kills?"}, {"start": 12189.52, "end": 12195.52, "text": " Yeah, it's because for her she has healing in her kit, so when she like presses W she attacks people,"}, {"start": 12195.52, "end": 12198.52, "text": " and then when she presses it again it's an auto attack that kills her."}, {"start": 12198.52, "end": 12203.52, "text": " Then her E also kills her, and her passive, it does damage."}, {"start": 12203.52, "end": 12206.52, "text": " So she's like auto attacking go crazy."}, {"start": 12208.52, "end": 12212.52, "text": " And you can also see her feet in every single one of her skins."}, {"start": 12212.52, "end": 12214.52, "text": " What? You swear to God?"}, {"start": 12214.52, "end": 12219.52, "text": " I swear to God. They literally marketed her for foot fetish people."}, {"start": 12229.52, "end": 12232.52, "text": " And now this is a Warwick."}, {"start": 12232.52, "end": 12238.24, "text": " Warwick so warwick is a wolf that can smell when enemies are low HP and he gets like"}, {"start": 12238.6, "end": 12242.82, "text": " 5,000 movement speed and runs at them and yeah, I want to get I want to I know this guy"}, {"start": 12243.04, "end": 12245.04, "text": " This guy fucks me in the ass"}, {"start": 12246.08, "end": 12248.5, "text": " This guy fucking destroyed me"}, {"start": 12262.52, "end": 12278.92, "text": " I want to use Warwick."}, {"start": 12278.92, "end": 12279.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12279.92, "end": 12281.2, "text": " I want to use Warwick."}, {"start": 12281.2, "end": 12284.52, "text": " Okay, then Warwick will be your second champ."}, {"start": 12284.52, "end": 12288.52, "text": " Let's just watch the rest of it and then we'll be ready."}, {"start": 12288.52, "end": 12299.32, "text": " Oh, but I don't like pointing the old I don't want to do that so never mind. I don't like"}, {"start": 12299.32, "end": 12309.880000000001, "text": " wait who else to okay is in town or or bryer chat bryer was broken yeah so the thing about"}, {"start": 12309.880000000001, "end": 12315.2, "text": " bryer is that you also have to kind of point the ultimate to guys is there anybody that"}, {"start": 12315.2, "end": 12316.66, "text": " You show me where I don't have to point."}, {"start": 12317.66, "end": 12327.740000000002, "text": " Um, nocturne kind of maybe we should use nocturne chat because nocturne, he's like, you point and you click so we can get in a practice one."}, {"start": 12327.740000000002, "end": 12329.220000000001, "text": " You can see if you like it."}, {"start": 12330.900000000001, "end": 12331.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12331.54, "end": 12331.900000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12331.900000000001, "end": 12332.220000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12332.220000000001, "end": 12332.62, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12333.740000000002, "end": 12334.060000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12335.66, "end": 12336.380000000001, "text": " Also look at that."}, {"start": 12336.380000000001, "end": 12337.5, "text": " You saw his name."}, {"start": 12339.1, "end": 12339.740000000002, "text": " She what?"}, {"start": 12339.78, "end": 12340.86, "text": " Oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 12340.86, "end": 12345.62, "text": " That's a leak in here and not shall bro"}, {"start": 12351.900000000001, "end": 12357.76, "text": " All right, so out of all of these which one would you say look the most interesting?"}, {"start": 12359.86, "end": 12362.34, "text": " Bro, I don't know they all looked fun"}, {"start": 12363.060000000001, "end": 12365.720000000001, "text": " Not turn looks fun. Xin Zhao looks fun"}, {"start": 12366.44, "end": 12369.42, "text": " Warwick literally gave me heard entire game one time"}, {"start": 12369.42, "end": 12385.42, "text": " So how about this, this is what we can do. Why don't you buy all of those champions and then we can go in a practice tool and you can like be locking them in and just like using them for like a minute or two to see which one you actually like and enjoy."}, {"start": 12385.42, "end": 12389.42, "text": " Who's just the easiest to use? How does it do that?"}, {"start": 12389.42, "end": 12395.460000000001, "text": " I would say it would be because the thing about Briar said you don't have to click and the way that you like back off"}, {"start": 12395.5, "end": 12403.56, "text": " Like she doesn't allow for that. So you can sit down as fire and you can literally just like AFK like it takes out a lot of like"}, {"start": 12403.7, "end": 12405.7, "text": " Game game knowledge requirement"}, {"start": 12406.42, "end": 12408.42, "text": " Warwick is the easiest that says"}, {"start": 12409.02, "end": 12413.02, "text": " Warwick he is very easy to think about work is that you have to amur old"}, {"start": 12413.02, "end": 12418.1, "text": " But if you're okay with aiming you're all them we can do warwick. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I have to learn that skill anyways"}, {"start": 12418.1, "end": 12424.36, "text": " All right, perfect. So by Warwick, I'm gonna take a piss and then we do the practice. Okay. I'll be back in like one minute"}, {"start": 12424.36, "end": 12426.36, "text": " All right, Papa"}, {"start": 12429.36, "end": 12432.76, "text": " So chat we're aiming our old today we're learning Warwick"}, {"start": 12435.5, "end": 12437.5, "text": " Check what I have to buy I'm already having"}, {"start": 12440.08, "end": 12445.640000000001, "text": " Bro, I got at guys I got absolutely fucked in the ass repetitively by a Warwick"}, {"start": 12445.64, "end": 12449.14, "text": " Do I own him?"}, {"start": 12449.14, "end": 12456.3, "text": " I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him."}, {"start": 12456.3, "end": 12461.939999999999, "text": " Bro, chat, I played a game and a Warwick absolutely gape to me."}, {"start": 12461.939999999999, "end": 12465.98, "text": " Chat, what counter is there in Battle Royale, so I know what's the autoban whenever I play"}, {"start": 12465.98, "end": 12466.98, "text": " him."}, {"start": 12466.98, "end": 12467.98, "text": " What counter is Warwick?"}, {"start": 12467.98, "end": 12468.98, "text": " Wait, this guy has aura."}, {"start": 12468.98, "end": 12469.98, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12469.98, "end": 12479.42, "text": " wait this guy has aura oh my god this guy has aura what did he say"}, {"start": 12479.42, "end": 12483.34, "text": " oh there you go"}, {"start": 12483.34, "end": 12492.06, "text": " alright you ready are you in my screen share uh let me open it"}, {"start": 12492.06, "end": 12499.699999999999, "text": " Okay, yep, we're good. Okay, this guy has so much fucking aura. This guy has so much fucking aura, bro."}, {"start": 12499.699999999999, "end": 12506.539999999999, "text": " Yep, so now look, this is what we're gonna do, okay? I want you to spawn a training dummy. Do you"}, {"start": 12506.539999999999, "end": 12513.22, "text": " remember how to do that? So it's on the left side, you're gonna click down once. Yep, the arrow at"}, {"start": 12513.22, "end": 12519.619999999999, "text": " the bottom, there are arrows at the bottom, and then spawn enemy dummy. Okay, so now I want you to"}, {"start": 12519.62, "end": 12523.300000000001, "text": " level up and put points in all your abilities and I want you to read the"}, {"start": 12523.300000000001, "end": 12527.7, "text": " abilities and then use them and I can like explain to them if you don't"}, {"start": 12527.7, "end": 12534.78, "text": " understand them okay all right so now level up everything and then what you're"}, {"start": 12534.78, "end": 12538.660000000002, "text": " also gonna do is you're gonna auto refresh cooldown so that first button at"}, {"start": 12538.660000000002, "end": 12546.78, "text": " the top left ready yep there you go okay so now read your abilities all of them"}, {"start": 12546.78, "end": 12551.62, "text": " Even you're passive and then I want you to ask me questions and then I want you to use them"}, {"start": 12551.62, "end": 12554.52, "text": " Okay, because I need to read it so you can understand"}, {"start": 12555.18, "end": 12560.76, "text": " Jaws of the beast warwick lunges forward in fights dealing a hundred and thirty five"}, {"start": 12561.140000000001, "end": 12564.560000000001, "text": " What does that mean attack? So that's the amount of damage it does"}, {"start": 12565.58, "end": 12570.980000000001, "text": " Plus 10% max help magic damage and healing set for 75% of the damage dealt"}, {"start": 12571.380000000001, "end": 12575.820000000002, "text": " Warwick lunges and clamped his jaws onto a target even behind them while plan"}, {"start": 12575.82, "end": 12580.42, "text": " What follows all movement of the target? Oh my god. That's so brain rot. I love that. Yeah"}, {"start": 12580.42, "end": 12585.5, "text": " So now what I want to do so walk up to the dummy and I want to just press Q on it"}, {"start": 12585.539999999999, "end": 12589.779999999999, "text": " So just press Q. Okay. Now. I want you to hold Q on it"}, {"start": 12592.06, "end": 12594.06, "text": " You see the difference"}, {"start": 12596.86, "end": 12603.66, "text": " No, no, so it attacks faster when the enemy is low HP so when the enemy is low HP you go fucking"}, {"start": 12605.82, "end": 12607.82, "text": " Wow, that is actually broken."}, {"start": 12607.82, "end": 12608.82, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 12608.82, "end": 12610.82, "text": " Alright, so now, regen your mana."}, {"start": 12610.82, "end": 12612.82, "text": " So, press the third button."}, {"start": 12612.82, "end": 12614.82, "text": " It's auto regen mana."}, {"start": 12616.82, "end": 12618.82, "text": " Okay, so the other thing,"}, {"start": 12618.82, "end": 12620.82, "text": " you just have to press it one time and it toggles on."}, {"start": 12620.82, "end": 12623.82, "text": " So, the thing about Warwick is, read his passive."}, {"start": 12623.82, "end": 12625.82, "text": " You're gonna understand where the healing comes from."}, {"start": 12625.82, "end": 12627.82, "text": " So now, no, no, it's passive."}, {"start": 12627.82, "end": 12629.82, "text": " It's the thing next to the Q on the left of the Q."}, {"start": 12630.82, "end": 12632.82, "text": " Eternal Hunger."}, {"start": 12632.82, "end": 12644.82, "text": " Warwick attacks deal an additional 56 magic damage on hit. If Warwick is below 50% health, he also heals for 100% of the damage dealt by eternal hunger."}, {"start": 12644.82, "end": 12655.82, "text": " If Warwick is below 25% health, the healing is increased to 250% of the damage. So like, the lower the HP he is, the more he heals when he's attacking?"}, {"start": 12655.82, "end": 12658.82, "text": " Exactly, yes. So what it is is the lower HP."}, {"start": 12658.82, "end": 12660.82, "text": " Just keep fighting, just keep fighting then."}, {"start": 12660.82, "end": 12665.34, "text": " literally just you never stop fighting bro you're in it to win it so now I"}, {"start": 12665.34, "end": 12672.699999999999, "text": " wanted to read the W read the double okay okay passive warwick consents"}, {"start": 12672.699999999999, "end": 12679.9, "text": " champions below 50% health gaining 65% movement speed towards them bro this"}, {"start": 12679.9, "end": 12685.66, "text": " guy's like a gank god yes literally spells an attacks against enemies below"}, {"start": 12685.66, "end": 12694.46, "text": " 50% health grant 110% attack speed these effects are increased by 200% against enemies below 25%"}, {"start": 12694.46, "end": 12699.26, "text": " health so this guy shines like when they're low health and when he's low health even because of his"}, {"start": 12699.26, "end": 12705.66, "text": " heal. Yes so now I wanted to see it again I want you to look at the little number on the bottom"}, {"start": 12705.66, "end": 12714.22, "text": " left of your portrait above the thing where it says 0.94 you see that? What? Oh okay yep you see"}, {"start": 12714.220000000001, "end": 12716.300000000001, "text": " You see this 0.94, that's your attack speed."}, {"start": 12716.300000000001, "end": 12719.660000000002, "text": " Now attack the dummy."}, {"start": 12719.660000000002, "end": 12721.460000000001, "text": " Just attack it and look at the number."}, {"start": 12721.460000000001, "end": 12722.62, "text": " Just look at the number."}, {"start": 12722.62, "end": 12723.62, "text": " Just look at it."}, {"start": 12723.62, "end": 12724.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12724.62, "end": 12730.140000000001, "text": " Like it goes fucking insane, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 12730.140000000001, "end": 12731.140000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12731.140000000001, "end": 12732.140000000001, "text": " You attack fast."}, {"start": 12732.140000000001, "end": 12733.140000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12733.140000000001, "end": 12737.340000000002, "text": " So now the thing about your W is read the W again."}, {"start": 12737.340000000002, "end": 12739.86, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12739.86, "end": 12741.900000000001, "text": " So hover over the W."}, {"start": 12741.900000000001, "end": 12742.900000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12742.9, "end": 12750.84, "text": " So how it works here, okay, is your passive automatically senses everyone, but when you"}, {"start": 12750.84, "end": 12756.16, "text": " click it, it automatically applies to the closest person."}, {"start": 12756.16, "end": 12761.08, "text": " So when you're looking for gangs, even if someone is high HP, you press that and you"}, {"start": 12761.08, "end": 12764.359999999999, "text": " go fucking sicko mode, you understand?"}, {"start": 12764.359999999999, "end": 12767.94, "text": " So it'll just auto lock to the lowest guy?"}, {"start": 12767.94, "end": 12770.0, "text": " As long as someone is in range."}, {"start": 12770.0, "end": 12774.64, "text": " you see on your little mini map how there's like that blue circle oh my god"}, {"start": 12774.64, "end": 12779.88, "text": " that's how big the range is holy that's the range of your w yes bro that's"}, {"start": 12779.88, "end": 12785.0, "text": " actually insane this guy looks so easy to use he is yes now I've over at E"}, {"start": 12785.0, "end": 12792.92, "text": " read it primal how Warwick gains 55% damage reduction for 2.5 seconds after"}, {"start": 12792.92, "end": 12797.92, "text": " it ends Warwick house fearing nearby enemies for one second Warwick can"}, {"start": 12797.92, "end": 12800.5, "text": " Recast and the ability early. So is this like his healing?"}, {"start": 12801.36, "end": 12805.64, "text": " No, so that what it does Jin see is when I wanted to press it"}, {"start": 12805.64, "end": 12808.18, "text": " I want to show you press it and then do nothing"}, {"start": 12809.04, "end": 12814.84, "text": " Okay, so when your guy looks like that you take 55% less damage"}, {"start": 12814.84, "end": 12820.4, "text": " And then after the two point five seconds when he lets out that like scream like that there"}, {"start": 12821.04, "end": 12825.8, "text": " Everyone gets feared so they fucking run away from you because they cannot handle your aura"}, {"start": 12825.800000000001, "end": 12833.800000000001, "text": " And the thing is that when you press it again early, it ends it early, but it also ends the damage reduction early too."}, {"start": 12833.800000000001, "end": 12834.800000000001, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 12834.800000000001, "end": 12836.800000000001, "text": " But I can't attack while I'm in this, right?"}, {"start": 12836.800000000001, "end": 12837.800000000001, "text": " Yes, you can!"}, {"start": 12842.800000000001, "end": 12844.800000000001, "text": " Alright, so now read your ultimates."}, {"start": 12845.800000000001, "end": 12848.800000000001, "text": " Bro, but I don't think you explained that good, bro."}, {"start": 12848.800000000001, "end": 12853.800000000001, "text": " So, I take less damage, and then at the end of the 2.5 seconds, what does he do?"}, {"start": 12853.800000000001, "end": 12859.080000000002, "text": " Okay, wait, okay, so I think you actually keep the damage reduction the whole time. So listen"}, {"start": 12859.44, "end": 12862.800000000001, "text": " So what it does is the first time you click it so click it"}, {"start": 12863.800000000001, "end": 12868.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, what does that mean fearing enemies? What the fuck is so you're hearing? Okay"}, {"start": 12868.000000000002, "end": 12872.960000000001, "text": " So there are different CC abilities in League of Legends CC means crowd control"}, {"start": 12873.000000000002, "end": 12877.480000000001, "text": " So you can stun which means that the enemy can't do anything, right?"}, {"start": 12877.48, "end": 12882.539999999999, "text": " You can root which means they can use attacks and abilities, but they can't move or"}, {"start": 12883.06, "end": 12890.859999999999, "text": " You can also do something called a fear which is kind of like a stun except they run away from you with low movement speed"}, {"start": 12892.539999999999, "end": 12894.779999999999, "text": " So this is good to use when I'm about to die"}, {"start": 12896.18, "end": 12899.92, "text": " No, this is good to use when you're going in so"}, {"start": 12900.82, "end": 12903.14, "text": " Let me leave the game. I'm gonna load"}, {"start": 12903.14, "end": 12906.58, "text": " Oh, it makes them walk? Oh, I see. It just slows them down."}, {"start": 12906.58, "end": 12910.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, so now what I want you to do is I want you to leave the game"}, {"start": 12910.539999999999, "end": 12916.74, "text": " so I can kind of explain the mechanics while we're both playing Warwick, so I can show it to you, okay?"}, {"start": 12917.74, "end": 12920.74, "text": " Oh, it's just a good thing to pop before I kill them."}, {"start": 12921.539999999999, "end": 12927.74, "text": " Well, no, you pop it for an engage because that's your primary way to ensure that you're going to get a good fight."}, {"start": 12927.74, "end": 12929.14, "text": " So I'll show you what I mean, okay?"}, {"start": 12929.14, "end": 12931.74, "text": " Because they can't escape. Yeah, that's what the Warwick did to me."}, {"start": 12933.14, "end": 12938.099999999999, "text": " Exactly yes, and you want to know it. Oh wait, I don't actually own Warwick"}, {"start": 12938.099999999999, "end": 12941.18, "text": " Wait give me a second you buy it. How do I favorite him don't test"}, {"start": 12942.08, "end": 12946.8, "text": " You just need a right click on him and then after you do favorite as jungle, okay?"}, {"start": 12947.5, "end": 12950.939999999999, "text": " Okay, bro. This is gonna be sick bro. I might I might like this guy more than you"}, {"start": 12951.38, "end": 12957.14, "text": " You might because the thing about he is ye squishy, right? So you have to sit there. You have to kind of like"}, {"start": 12957.14, "end": 12961.779999999999, "text": " um, waits for like your team to go in and all that kind of stuff, you know?"}, {"start": 12961.779999999999, "end": 12966.439999999999, "text": " But Warwick, he's the guy that goes in. Like, you're the fucking big bad wolf."}, {"start": 12966.439999999999, "end": 12968.439999999999, "text": " And what does the big bad wolf do?"}, {"start": 12969.439999999999, "end": 12971.439999999999, "text": " Um, he kills people?"}, {"start": 12971.439999999999, "end": 12979.439999999999, "text": " He kills Little Red Riding Hood's grandma, and then he gets in her body, and gas lights her into thinking it's him!"}, {"start": 12979.439999999999, "end": 12982.439999999999, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 12982.44, "end": 12985.980000000001, "text": " Alright, so now this is how we're going to do it."}, {"start": 12985.980000000001, "end": 12994.36, "text": " You're going to level up all the way to level 18, do not buy any items, and rock mid."}, {"start": 12994.36, "end": 12998.44, "text": " So now just put levels in all your abilities."}, {"start": 12998.44, "end": 13003.04, "text": " Okay, so let me show you something, okay?"}, {"start": 13003.04, "end": 13009.4, "text": " And I want you to also auto refresh cooldowns, so press the first, second, and third buttons"}, {"start": 13009.4, "end": 13010.480000000001, "text": " one time."}, {"start": 13010.48, "end": 13019.199999999999, "text": " the toggle. Okay, so now how it works, how it works, okay, is when you're playing Warwick,"}, {"start": 13019.199999999999, "end": 13023.279999999999, "text": " yep, that's your ultimate. So I wanted to walk up to me, walk up to me, because I'm going to show"}, {"start": 13023.279999999999, "end": 13029.84, "text": " you how it works. So you see how I couldn't move that? Yeah. So that's because your ult is a suppression,"}, {"start": 13029.84, "end": 13034.88, "text": " right? So and you see it, there you go. So now you're kind of seeing like how it plays, right?"}, {"start": 13034.88, "end": 13039.92, "text": " Yeah, this guy's OP. Exactly. So now Jinx, you stop doing stuff, because I want to show you how it"}, {"start": 13039.92, "end": 13041.48, "text": " how it works, okay?"}, {"start": 13041.48, "end": 13044.92, "text": " So normally what you wanna do is you wanna press E"}, {"start": 13044.92, "end": 13047.48, "text": " and then you cue and then you press E again."}, {"start": 13047.48, "end": 13050.2, "text": " That way you can get free hits off on the enemy."}, {"start": 13050.2, "end": 13051.16, "text": " So try that."}, {"start": 13051.16, "end": 13055.48, "text": " Press E, cue me, and then after, exactly yes."}, {"start": 13055.48, "end": 13057.8, "text": " So what you wanna do though is you wanna hold cue"}, {"start": 13057.8, "end": 13059.92, "text": " because look, I wanna, look at me doing something."}, {"start": 13059.92, "end": 13060.960000000001, "text": " Just stand still."}, {"start": 13060.960000000001, "end": 13062.76, "text": " When you press cue it does that,"}, {"start": 13062.76, "end": 13065.24, "text": " but when you hold it, you go all the way through."}, {"start": 13065.24, "end": 13067.68, "text": " So you press E, you hold it on top of me"}, {"start": 13067.68, "end": 13070.12, "text": " and then you can just insta like go crazy, you see?"}, {"start": 13071.24, "end": 13072.08, "text": " So try that."}, {"start": 13072.08, "end": 13072.92, "text": " So now QB."}, {"start": 13074.2, "end": 13077.16, "text": " Yep, so you press E, hold Q and do like that!"}, {"start": 13077.16, "end": 13078.0, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 13078.0, "end": 13078.84, "text": " Good!"}, {"start": 13078.84, "end": 13079.800000000001, "text": " Do it again!"}, {"start": 13079.800000000001, "end": 13080.64, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 13080.64, "end": 13081.48, "text": " Good!"}, {"start": 13081.48, "end": 13082.56, "text": " That's the combo."}, {"start": 13083.44, "end": 13086.0, "text": " All right, so now, good."}, {"start": 13086.0, "end": 13088.84, "text": " So let me show you what it means by damage reduction, okay?"}, {"start": 13088.84, "end": 13091.6, "text": " So stop doing stuff for a second."}, {"start": 13091.6, "end": 13093.12, "text": " I'm gonna auto attack you."}, {"start": 13093.12, "end": 13094.84, "text": " Look at how much damage I do, okay?"}, {"start": 13094.84, "end": 13102.28, "text": " Now I wanted to press E and now just press E. Don't press again. You see I'm doing way less damage"}, {"start": 13102.28, "end": 13105.5, "text": " Yeah, it's because of the damage reduction"}, {"start": 13105.52, "end": 13111.52, "text": " So if you were to go in for a fight and they would do 10,000 damage to you because your E is active"}, {"start": 13111.6, "end": 13118.04, "text": " They only do five like four thousand five hundred you understand got it got it got it got it. Okay"}, {"start": 13118.8, "end": 13123.4, "text": " So now how you normally play Warwick? Okay in the late game"}, {"start": 13123.4, "end": 13128.22, "text": " So now I want you to try some okay sand back, okay now press W"}, {"start": 13130.58, "end": 13132.58, "text": " You see that"}, {"start": 13135.34, "end": 13142.08, "text": " Yeah, you see that bro, how long how long does this thing last for so last for eight seconds"}, {"start": 13142.119999999999, "end": 13145.56, "text": " So now Jin see press W again, and then what to me"}, {"start": 13146.8, "end": 13150.279999999999, "text": " You you sit on your mini map, so hover over your W and then"}, {"start": 13150.28, "end": 13152.0, "text": " and I see that's insane."}, {"start": 13152.0, "end": 13152.84, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 13153.960000000001, "end": 13156.26, "text": " So now, Jamesy, how Warwick plays"}, {"start": 13156.26, "end": 13159.0, "text": " is you literally just fight to the death, okay?"}, {"start": 13159.0, "end": 13161.800000000001, "text": " Now, the thing is that most of the time"}, {"start": 13161.800000000001, "end": 13163.640000000001, "text": " when you're engaging team fights,"}, {"start": 13163.640000000001, "end": 13165.44, "text": " so I wanna show you something, okay?"}, {"start": 13166.480000000001, "end": 13168.400000000001, "text": " Let's wait until your W stops."}, {"start": 13168.400000000001, "end": 13170.28, "text": " I want you to hover over your R."}, {"start": 13171.560000000001, "end": 13172.6, "text": " Just hover over it."}, {"start": 13172.6, "end": 13174.04, "text": " You see the range?"}, {"start": 13174.04, "end": 13175.800000000001, "text": " Warwick leaps and he leaps, let's get to the range."}, {"start": 13175.800000000001, "end": 13177.400000000001, "text": " Yep, yep, I see the range."}, {"start": 13177.400000000001, "end": 13179.6, "text": " Okay, so now I want you to press it"}, {"start": 13179.6, "end": 13182.84, "text": " and then press your W and then hover over the range of your R."}, {"start": 13182.84, "end": 13184.36, "text": " Press W, hover over the range."}, {"start": 13185.36, "end": 13187.960000000001, "text": " Wait, when I W, my range gets bigger."}, {"start": 13187.960000000001, "end": 13190.44, "text": " Yes, because the thing is that Warwick's"}, {"start": 13192.56, "end": 13195.6, "text": " like range scales off of your movement speed."}, {"start": 13195.6, "end": 13200.2, "text": " So the faster you are, the further away you can ult from."}, {"start": 13200.2, "end": 13203.52, "text": " So I should always hit my other ship before I R?"}, {"start": 13203.52, "end": 13205.36, "text": " Yeah, so how it works is normally"}, {"start": 13205.36, "end": 13206.880000000001, "text": " if you want to look to engage,"}, {"start": 13206.880000000001, "end": 13209.24, "text": " you're going to press W for the movement speed."}, {"start": 13209.24, "end": 13215.72, "text": " You're gonna press E and then you're just gonna ult in and what that does is it makes it slide then after your fear goes off too"}, {"start": 13215.84, "end": 13219.28, "text": " So then like you're going in and you're going crazy. You see what I mean? Yeah"}, {"start": 13220.68, "end": 13222.68, "text": " So try that now"}, {"start": 13223.72, "end": 13228.76, "text": " So E and then R there you go nice, that's a combo bro"}, {"start": 13228.76, "end": 13233.76, "text": " I'm gonna destroy people. I'm actually gonna fucking destroy people."}, {"start": 13233.76, "end": 13236.76, "text": " Yep. So how it works, so listen to me, okay?"}, {"start": 13236.76, "end": 13241.76, "text": " If you ult someone with your E active, it instantly fears everyone around you."}, {"start": 13241.76, "end": 13247.76, "text": " So it's not like you can hold onto your E, uh, fear, it automatically uses it."}, {"start": 13247.76, "end": 13252.76, "text": " But that's why if you press E and then there's five people, then you can fear everybody around, you see?"}, {"start": 13252.76, "end": 13256.76, "text": " So when should I be using my E, only when I'm, like, under duress?"}, {"start": 13256.76, "end": 13262.26, "text": " Yes, so you use your E when you're fighting someone, because imagine right now maybe you start fighting?"}, {"start": 13262.26, "end": 13265.76, "text": " If I used an ability that gives me damage reduction, who wins?"}, {"start": 13265.76, "end": 13268.26, "text": " Uh, you would win, you would win."}, {"start": 13268.26, "end": 13274.26, "text": " Exactly, so that's why the Warwix would always fuck you in the fucking ass when you're sitting there and playing against them,"}, {"start": 13274.26, "end": 13281.26, "text": " because they reduce your damage, then the lower they get, they heal more, and the lower you get, they get more attack speed."}, {"start": 13281.26, "end": 13283.26, "text": " So how the fuck do you win, GenC?"}, {"start": 13283.26, "end": 13284.76, "text": " You don't, you just lose."}, {"start": 13284.76, "end": 13289.24, "text": " You're downed! So what's gonna happen when you get into a game now?"}, {"start": 13289.24, "end": 13291.24, "text": " I'm gonna go 27 and 0."}, {"start": 13291.24, "end": 13293.74, "text": " That's what I fucking wanna cure."}, {"start": 13293.74, "end": 13300.0, "text": " So now Jinxie, Jinxie, are there any questions you wanna practice combos like before you're ready to go?"}, {"start": 13300.0, "end": 13302.48, "text": " Yeah, yeah, give me a good combo like let's say I'm chasing you down."}, {"start": 13303.7, "end": 13308.44, "text": " Okay, so let's say you're chasing me down what you do is you press E and then you hold Q"}, {"start": 13308.52, "end": 13312.6, "text": " because I'm gonna show you something crazy, okay? I want you to hold Q on me."}, {"start": 13312.6, "end": 13314.6, "text": " Okay, wait, what?"}, {"start": 13314.6, "end": 13315.6, "text": " I have nothing happening, what?"}, {"start": 13315.6, "end": 13317.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, so do it again."}, {"start": 13317.6, "end": 13318.6, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 13320.6, "end": 13321.6, "text": " Did you see that?"}, {"start": 13321.6, "end": 13322.6, "text": " Do it again."}, {"start": 13322.6, "end": 13323.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13323.6, "end": 13324.6, "text": " Hold Q."}, {"start": 13324.6, "end": 13325.6, "text": " Even Q."}, {"start": 13325.6, "end": 13326.6, "text": " Hold Q."}, {"start": 13326.6, "end": 13328.6, "text": " Okay, wait, do it again."}, {"start": 13328.6, "end": 13334.6, "text": " Like, because the thing about it is when you hold Q, if the enemy uses any abilities to escape,"}, {"start": 13334.6, "end": 13335.6, "text": " it's like hold Q."}, {"start": 13335.6, "end": 13337.6, "text": " Bro, I'm holding it."}, {"start": 13337.6, "end": 13339.6, "text": " I'm tapping E and then I'm holding Q."}, {"start": 13339.6, "end": 13341.6, "text": " Okay, so let me show you what I mean, okay?"}, {"start": 13341.6, "end": 13346.960000000001, "text": " The thing is that let's say right now I were to hold Q on you right I go through you okay like this"}, {"start": 13348.28, "end": 13352.54, "text": " But if you were to sit there and flash away my Q follows you"}, {"start": 13352.56, "end": 13356.24, "text": " So it means that if someone tries getting away from you and you hold Q"}, {"start": 13356.28, "end": 13361.76, "text": " Then you actually just like follow them if they flash so I want you to try it like try flashing"}, {"start": 13362.0, "end": 13364.0, "text": " Hold flash like press flash"}, {"start": 13364.640000000001, "end": 13366.640000000001, "text": " Okay, wait wait wait"}, {"start": 13367.36, "end": 13369.36, "text": " Wait no"}, {"start": 13369.36, "end": 13371.36, "text": " Did you see that?"}, {"start": 13371.36, "end": 13371.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13371.86, "end": 13373.36, "text": " Wait, you like to be with me?"}, {"start": 13373.36, "end": 13374.36, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13374.36, "end": 13377.36, "text": " Yes, so that's how your Q hold works."}, {"start": 13377.36, "end": 13379.36, "text": " So that's why when you use your Q,"}, {"start": 13379.36, "end": 13381.36, "text": " unless you're just autoing them to death,"}, {"start": 13381.36, "end": 13382.86, "text": " if you're chasing someone,"}, {"start": 13382.86, "end": 13384.86, "text": " you always have to hold Q."}, {"start": 13384.86, "end": 13385.86, "text": " So let's practice."}, {"start": 13385.86, "end": 13388.36, "text": " Press W and then just run at me and hold Q."}, {"start": 13388.36, "end": 13389.36, "text": " Practice."}, {"start": 13391.36, "end": 13392.36, "text": " There you go!"}, {"start": 13392.36, "end": 13393.36, "text": " Nice! Again!"}, {"start": 13393.36, "end": 13394.86, "text": " But remember, hold it!"}, {"start": 13394.86, "end": 13395.86, "text": " Hold it!"}, {"start": 13395.86, "end": 13396.36, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 13396.36, "end": 13398.36, "text": " So just never let my finger off of it?"}, {"start": 13398.36, "end": 13405.76, "text": " Exactly, you just go crazy because look what happens. Okay, don't press any abilities if I press so now try running away from me"}, {"start": 13408.560000000001, "end": 13416.2, "text": " Okay, no, don't don't all the way hold on but so if I press in IQ through you and then I fear you then you're running in the opposite direction"}, {"start": 13416.52, "end": 13422.84, "text": " So anybody that tries getting away from you. They literally just can't get away from you. They died. Do you see yeah?"}, {"start": 13422.84, "end": 13429.84, "text": " So that's why the combo is you press E, hold Q and then press E again. Try that."}, {"start": 13429.84, "end": 13442.84, "text": " No, you press W there. So it's E, E, hold Q, E again. Nice. So now Jinxie, I don't want you to look at your keyboard when you do it."}, {"start": 13442.84, "end": 13447.84, "text": " Because you should already know where the abilities are based off your fingers, okay?"}, {"start": 13447.84, "end": 13451.12, "text": " So why don't you just E, hold Q, E until it becomes automatic?"}, {"start": 13454.4, "end": 13457.68, "text": " Now when I tap E that second time, should I keep holding Q or no?"}, {"start": 13458.4, "end": 13462.960000000001, "text": " No, because it's the second that you go through them the first time, the ability is on cooldown now."}, {"start": 13462.960000000001, "end": 13465.04, "text": " So you just have to use it until you do it."}, {"start": 13465.04, "end": 13468.24, "text": " So now hold Q on me, like I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna show you something cool."}, {"start": 13468.24, "end": 13469.44, "text": " Just keep holding Q on me."}, {"start": 13472.8, "end": 13473.76, "text": " Yeah, keep holding Q."}, {"start": 13474.4, "end": 13476.0, "text": " Like press Q and hold it."}, {"start": 13476.0, "end": 13476.8, "text": " Press Q and hold it."}, {"start": 13476.800000000001, "end": 13481.12, "text": " I'm holding it like look you see how we're just like going around each other. Yeah. Yeah"}, {"start": 13481.12, "end": 13483.04, "text": " I might might think why is it left you though?"}, {"start": 13483.04, "end": 13488.220000000001, "text": " Like should I tap also? Do I have to tap on you or just so I want you to turn off auto refresh cooldown"}, {"start": 13488.220000000001, "end": 13491.800000000001, "text": " So the first button I want you to click it because now we're gonna show you what's like in the real game"}, {"start": 13491.960000000001, "end": 13498.36, "text": " So when you press and hold Q how do you throw off auto refresh cooldowns? How do you do that? It's the first button the first button, okay?"}, {"start": 13500.28, "end": 13502.080000000002, "text": " So now look"}, {"start": 13502.080000000002, "end": 13504.080000000002, "text": " Hold Q on me"}, {"start": 13504.08, "end": 13506.08, "text": " Alright, my fingers on Q."}, {"start": 13506.08, "end": 13508.08, "text": " Yep, so now you see how the ability is on cooldown?"}, {"start": 13508.08, "end": 13509.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13509.08, "end": 13513.08, "text": " So that means that if you were to hold Q again, it wouldn't do anything."}, {"start": 13513.08, "end": 13517.08, "text": " Like pressing and holding Q, it only amplifies the Q ability."}, {"start": 13517.08, "end": 13520.08, "text": " So it doesn't do anything outside of that, do you understand?"}, {"start": 13520.08, "end": 13521.08, "text": " Yeah, I got you."}, {"start": 13521.08, "end": 13524.08, "text": " When you're saying holding Q though, like I'm imagining I just hold it,"}, {"start": 13524.08, "end": 13527.08, "text": " but you're saying to hold it and then let go of it?"}, {"start": 13527.08, "end": 13528.08, "text": " Exactly, yes."}, {"start": 13528.08, "end": 13531.08, "text": " So you hold it and you let go of it when you go through the person."}, {"start": 13531.08, "end": 13540.52, "text": " the person yeah hi e q e try that go okay wait until your abilities are hold"}, {"start": 13540.52, "end": 13545.64, "text": " on and then we're gonna try it again e q e remember it's simple you just e hold"}, {"start": 13545.64, "end": 13555.64, "text": " q on me e yeah come on you're ready go nice perfect alright you ready again"}, {"start": 13555.64, "end": 13559.599999999999, "text": " Try again, oh, yeah, I got away from my cool down. Hold up. All right"}, {"start": 13561.0, "end": 13563.0, "text": " EQ e yep do it"}, {"start": 13564.4, "end": 13574.06, "text": " Nice there you go so now you're learning okay perfect perfect. Hi. All right, so Jin see are you ready to take it into rank?"}, {"start": 13574.06, "end": 13579.32, "text": " Yes, bro. I'm gonna fucking drop 25 kills with this guy. That's rough. Am I ready?"}, {"start": 13579.32, "end": 13582.96, "text": " We're gonna drop 25 kills with this guy. This guy's broken now"}, {"start": 13582.960000000001, "end": 13585.76, "text": " Now what does my W do again, where we're consistently at least below 50%?"}, {"start": 13585.76, "end": 13589.6, "text": " So, Jengzee, what I'm going to want you to do now is walk into your jungle and I want"}, {"start": 13589.6, "end": 13596.980000000001, "text": " you to just practice clearing with your basic abilities one time."}, {"start": 13596.980000000001, "end": 13599.84, "text": " So it's literally just like brain dead easy, right?"}, {"start": 13599.84, "end": 13603.2, "text": " Because you remember how master you the way you clear is you like auto walk back, auto"}, {"start": 13603.2, "end": 13605.2, "text": " walk back, all that stuff?"}, {"start": 13605.2, "end": 13606.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13606.2, "end": 13607.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13607.2, "end": 13609.560000000001, "text": " Where we can see the exact same, you just keep doing that, the only difference is that"}, {"start": 13609.560000000001, "end": 13610.960000000001, "text": " now sometimes you press Q."}, {"start": 13610.960000000001, "end": 13615.84, "text": " So you never want to hold Q on the jungle monsters, you only hold Q on champions."}, {"start": 13615.84, "end": 13618.640000000001, "text": " Okay, should I ever be W'ing or no?"}, {"start": 13620.160000000002, "end": 13629.76, "text": " Uh, W'ing. Uh, not during your clears. Your W is only good for ganking, because I want you to see how long the cooldown is."}, {"start": 13629.76, "end": 13633.2, "text": " So most of the time should I- I know how long it is, it's like 40 seconds."}, {"start": 13633.2, "end": 13636.080000000002, "text": " So most of the time should I just be Q'ing and E'ing with Warwick?"}, {"start": 13636.880000000001, "end": 13638.160000000002, "text": " Yes, exactly."}, {"start": 13638.16, "end": 13643.16, "text": " So my W is if somebody's low and I'm trying to gank them."}, {"start": 13643.16, "end": 13644.76, "text": " Yep, exactly."}, {"start": 13644.76, "end": 13648.56, "text": " Okay, so now, Jinxie."}, {"start": 13648.56, "end": 13654.4, "text": " There are going to be two last videos that I'm going to want to show you, okay?"}, {"start": 13654.4, "end": 13660.84, "text": " So leave the game and then we're going to watch these two videos to get you fucking excited."}, {"start": 13660.84, "end": 13661.84, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 13661.84, "end": 13662.84, "text": " Yep, I'm ready."}, {"start": 13662.84, "end": 13663.84, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 13663.84, "end": 13667.64, "text": " Wait, should I buy a skin on Warwick, coach, or no?"}, {"start": 13667.64, "end": 13670.84, "text": " I have RPL gift to you one. Which one do you want?"}, {"start": 13672.32, "end": 13678.92, "text": " Wait, you're gonna give me a skin? Yeah, I'm so much over which one you want. Thank you, bro. Um, is this like the E grids?"}, {"start": 13681.24, "end": 13685.279999999999, "text": " I was just trying to butter you up boy. Okay. Okay. Let me get um"}, {"start": 13688.359999999999, "end": 13694.039999999999, "text": " So you need to click where it says skins so on the top thing instead of champion skins"}, {"start": 13697.64, "end": 13705.64, "text": " All right, so wait, he has this, okay."}, {"start": 13705.64, "end": 13708.199999999999, "text": " Purple one, Warhound."}, {"start": 13708.199999999999, "end": 13713.56, "text": " So I wanted to read the name of the third one, just to read it."}, {"start": 13713.56, "end": 13715.76, "text": " Old God Warwick."}, {"start": 13715.76, "end": 13720.76, "text": " Bro, a lot of my chat sang hyena."}, {"start": 13720.76, "end": 13725.0, "text": " Okay, do you want to be a fucking crazy hyena then?"}, {"start": 13725.0, "end": 13726.0, "text": " Which one do you want?"}, {"start": 13726.0, "end": 13727.0, "text": " Yeah, let me be a hyena."}, {"start": 13727.0, "end": 13729.58, "text": " We'll be one hyena. Yeah, all right. We'll do it then"}, {"start": 13731.8, "end": 13733.8, "text": " Right like warwick's voice lines is like"}, {"start": 13735.08, "end": 13741.56, "text": " Dude he like listen, it's cuz he's got that fucking dog in him. Oh wait, I need to log into another county"}, {"start": 13741.56, "end": 13750.6, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna go be why you get all right. Thank you. All right. Yeah, I got you. I'm gonna be honest though"}, {"start": 13750.6, "end": 13752.6, "text": " I genuinely think this might be his champion"}, {"start": 13752.6, "end": 13759.34, "text": " Because you know what I think the problem was with Master Yi, like truthfully, I think the"}, {"start": 13759.34, "end": 13765.44, "text": " problem with Master Yi is the fact that it's like he would sit there as Yi and he would"}, {"start": 13765.44, "end": 13770.960000000001, "text": " fucking like not be able to like go in and just fight whenever, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 13770.960000000001, "end": 13774.52, "text": " Like he would sit there, he would go in and it's like on Master Yi it's just kind of cancer"}, {"start": 13774.52, "end": 13778.6, "text": " because like you need to wait for the team to do shit."}, {"start": 13778.6, "end": 13782.44, "text": " But the thing about work is that work kind of just like goes in and goes crazy on his"}, {"start": 13782.44, "end": 13795.32, "text": " own. Alright, give me a second. Why don't you tell me about items? We'll get to it when"}, {"start": 13795.32, "end": 13800.84, "text": " it happens. First it's just about mechanics, then afterwards items. He's studying on the"}, {"start": 13800.84, "end": 13823.48, "text": " the old God one. Or Hino. Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 13823.48, "end": 13830.0, "text": " He shouldn't eat when he's doing clear cell. I think it's fine. Okay, I think eating when"}, {"start": 13830.0, "end": 13834.36, "text": " you're doing clears in early stages is fine just for reducing the damage that"}, {"start": 13834.36, "end": 13840.8, "text": " counts you but I agree that in the mid game you shouldn't. Okay guys now"}, {"start": 13840.8, "end": 13847.16, "text": " question question should I buy more RP on my account and if he wins I give him"}, {"start": 13847.16, "end": 13851.76, "text": " another skin yes or no but he's not aware of it so if he wins his first game"}, {"start": 13851.76, "end": 13859.16, "text": " on Warwick he gets motivated with another skin do we do it yes or no yes"}, {"start": 13859.16, "end": 13860.0, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 13865.6, "end": 13867.56, "text": " Ah, let's get this here."}, {"start": 13871.2, "end": 13873.4, "text": " All right, then if he wins this game,"}, {"start": 13875.32, "end": 13876.28, "text": " he gets another one."}, {"start": 13883.16, "end": 13886.64, "text": " Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."}, {"start": 13886.64, "end": 13888.08, "text": " Dante, are you ready?"}, {"start": 13889.16, "end": 13891.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13891.44, "end": 13895.119999999999, "text": " Yes, bro. I'm gonna fucking destroy everybody. Let's go"}, {"start": 13895.84, "end": 13900.2, "text": " All right, then it's time. Remember I want to be verbally abused all right"}, {"start": 13901.56, "end": 13906.68, "text": " You want to be verbally abused all right? We'll do that. I don't need verbal abuse, bro"}, {"start": 13907.24, "end": 13911.42, "text": " So click on the the little notification at the top the top right?"}, {"start": 13912.8, "end": 13914.8, "text": " Yep there click"}, {"start": 13914.800000000001, "end": 13921.560000000001, "text": " Thank you. Thank you, Bro. Bro, maybe I'll end up liking Warwick more than he, Bro. You"}, {"start": 13921.560000000001, "end": 13926.960000000001, "text": " never know. You might, honestly. And the thing is that Warwick is also a lot better for you"}, {"start": 13926.960000000001, "end": 13932.52, "text": " too because he can build tanky items. So with the items that you build, you're going to"}, {"start": 13932.52, "end": 13937.320000000002, "text": " be able to actually fight more. Like the thing about Mastery is that Mastery is a champion"}, {"start": 13937.32, "end": 13941.8, "text": " where you need to wait for everyone to do kind of like the work for you, and then you go in."}, {"start": 13946.039999999999, "end": 13947.64, "text": " I'm looking at Warwick Cinematic."}, {"start": 13949.88, "end": 13951.8, "text": " Oh, fuck, that's what we were supposed to do."}, {"start": 13951.8, "end": 13954.68, "text": " Okay, execute! No! Decline! Decline!"}, {"start": 13957.0, "end": 13959.0, "text": " Are you ready? Okay. Yep, let's go, let's watch."}, {"start": 13959.0, "end": 13960.76, "text": " Are you ready? Let's do it."}, {"start": 13965.08, "end": 13965.64, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 13967.32, "end": 13974.32, "text": " my new champion told you this was a bad deal man"}, {"start": 13978.32, "end": 13983.32, "text": " what's your way over here"}, {"start": 13983.32, "end": 13985.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13990.56, "end": 13992.56, "text": " See it"}, {"start": 14013.32, "end": 14015.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14043.32, "end": 14059.36, "text": " That was his W now?"}, {"start": 14059.36, "end": 14061.32, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14061.32, "end": 14063.72, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 14063.72, "end": 14068.96, "text": " That's my new main, bro."}, {"start": 14068.96, "end": 14070.8, "text": " That is my new fucking main."}, {"start": 14070.8, "end": 14072.8, "text": " That is my new fucking main, bro."}, {"start": 14072.800000000001, "end": 14074.800000000001, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 14077.480000000001, "end": 14079.960000000001, "text": " All right, then let's fucking do it"}, {"start": 14082.000000000002, "end": 14085.740000000002, "text": " Chat first game I'm gonna drop 27"}, {"start": 14088.36, "end": 14092.080000000002, "text": " First game as warwick I'm gonna drop 27 kills bro dead ass"}, {"start": 14092.640000000001, "end": 14097.68, "text": " First why are you shooting so low you're gonna drop a fucking pen to kill so no hover it"}, {"start": 14097.68, "end": 14103.64, "text": " Okay, so now listen Jinxie, I have good news. Yeah. Yes, daddy"}, {"start": 14104.2, "end": 14106.64, "text": " Whoa, who counters warwick who should I ban?"}, {"start": 14109.32, "end": 14113.32, "text": " Bad Ramas again, bad Ramas is fine. Okay. Okay. So listen"}, {"start": 14113.720000000001, "end": 14119.4, "text": " The thing about it is that warwick is a champion that doesn't need to go flash"}, {"start": 14119.800000000001, "end": 14125.76, "text": " So, you know how there's a summoner spell called ghost that makes you run faster. Yes"}, {"start": 14125.76, "end": 14131.76, "text": " If you're feeling a little brain dead, then let's run Ghost instead of Flash."}, {"start": 14131.76, "end": 14135.76, "text": " That way you can go fucking crazier in the fights."}, {"start": 14135.76, "end": 14140.76, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna knock it in."}, {"start": 14140.76, "end": 14145.76, "text": " So you just click on the Flash and then you just go Ghost."}, {"start": 14145.76, "end": 14151.76, "text": " So this is gonna be a lot easier for you because instead of just like randomly wasting Flash"}, {"start": 14151.76, "end": 14155.960000000001, "text": " flash since you don't really know what you said we can instead use ghost so you"}, {"start": 14155.960000000001, "end": 14159.800000000001, "text": " can just fucking run at people you understand"}, {"start": 14159.800000000001, "end": 14163.4, "text": " and grab their head off and murder them"}, {"start": 14163.4, "end": 14166.0, "text": " yes yes"}, {"start": 14166.0, "end": 14170.0, "text": " equip this skin fast"}, {"start": 14171.0, "end": 14177.28, "text": " yeah there you go okay now now jing see you're fucking hiding in this game"}, {"start": 14177.28, "end": 14179.68, "text": " I just don't want to share your fucking hollow!"}, {"start": 14179.68, "end": 14181.28, "text": " Is it on now, bud?"}, {"start": 14181.28, "end": 14182.480000000001, "text": " It's on, it's on!"}, {"start": 14182.480000000001, "end": 14186.480000000001, "text": " But, Jyncey, you need to get in the mindset of the DOG!"}, {"start": 14202.980000000001, "end": 14204.480000000001, "text": " LET'S GO!"}, {"start": 14204.480000000001, "end": 14205.880000000001, "text": " YES!"}, {"start": 14205.880000000001, "end": 14207.08, "text": " YES!"}, {"start": 14207.08, "end": 14209.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14209.28, "end": 14216.48, "text": " Gg Timo gg does Timo counter this motherfucker. So you know how Warwick only auto attacks"}, {"start": 14217.039999999999, "end": 14221.88, "text": " Yes, so Timo has an ability that makes it so your autos do no damage"}, {"start": 14223.08, "end": 14229.24, "text": " Okay, but didn't you say Timo players are PDF files? Yes. Yes, okay"}, {"start": 14229.92, "end": 14236.72, "text": " So that's why it's like what the thing about Timo players is after a long day of kidnapping local kids at the park"}, {"start": 14236.720000000001, "end": 14240.68, "text": " They get home and they boot up League of Legends and just lock that shit her in top lane"}, {"start": 14241.400000000001, "end": 14245.44, "text": " Okay, let's go bro. Are you fucking ready don't have are you ready?"}, {"start": 14258.920000000002, "end": 14261.160000000002, "text": " I'm in warwick me now"}, {"start": 14261.16, "end": 14267.28, "text": " Okay, James C. I want you to bark for three seconds and then say nothing afterwards go"}, {"start": 14271.68, "end": 14273.68, "text": " Good boy"}, {"start": 14282.52, "end": 14286.86, "text": " Okay, so now by the boost my good so what you're gonna do listen"}, {"start": 14286.86, "end": 14290.86, "text": " What's my upgrade order? Is it QEW or QEQ? What is it?"}, {"start": 14290.86, "end": 14296.86, "text": " No, so yeah, on your early clearing you're gonna go QEQW."}, {"start": 14296.86, "end": 14300.86, "text": " So KeckW. It's like mastery, KeckW."}, {"start": 14300.86, "end": 14304.86, "text": " Here we go, first game in the Warwix, y'all."}, {"start": 14304.86, "end": 14308.86, "text": " Wait, actually, have I opened your W? Maybe I fucked you up. Wait, let me see something."}, {"start": 14308.86, "end": 14311.86, "text": " I'm chatting and saying QW."}, {"start": 14311.86, "end": 14319.1, "text": " No, I think oh wait, I might have fucked you up actually wait hold on let me look at the three-minute Warwick guide give me a second"}, {"start": 14319.24, "end": 14321.480000000001, "text": " Roll this 20 seconds. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14322.12, "end": 14324.52, "text": " No, I'll do it on the A to X speed give me a second"}, {"start": 14326.76, "end": 14332.76, "text": " Okay, okay, so I was actually wrong so we're gonna want to max W then Q then E"}, {"start": 14333.04, "end": 14339.800000000001, "text": " Okay, we're good. So okay go Q W then we're gonna go Q W Q E, okay?"}, {"start": 14341.86, "end": 14346.0, "text": " All right, my teammates at early top gank out I'll pay"}, {"start": 14346.66, "end": 14352.86, "text": " Yeah, dude, we don't care your teammates a fucking NPC you can go fuck himself. No way. Okay. Listen, just kill it"}, {"start": 14352.86, "end": 14355.82, "text": " It's fine. Just just kill the boobuf and then oh, no"}, {"start": 14362.220000000001, "end": 14364.220000000001, "text": " Bro, what the fuck are you saying?"}, {"start": 14364.42, "end": 14369.980000000001, "text": " Why would I hit the boobuf? I'm getting killed because if you kill the boobuf then you get level two"}, {"start": 14369.98, "end": 14373.98, "text": " And if you get level 2, you win the fight!"}, {"start": 14375.98, "end": 14378.98, "text": " I didn't know that, because I'm new to the game!"}, {"start": 14378.98, "end": 14381.98, "text": " Then why don't you listen?!"}, {"start": 14381.98, "end": 14384.98, "text": " Sorry, Daddy. You need to verbally abuse me more. Sorry."}, {"start": 14384.98, "end": 14389.98, "text": " Okay, then. Okay, listen. I'm gonna make it sound when I do you moan, okay?"}, {"start": 14389.98, "end": 14390.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14390.98, "end": 14403.16, "text": " No, we're both gonna get banned. Alright, so now look, paper the blue buff, and then"}, {"start": 14403.16, "end": 14411.64, "text": " second you're gonna go for the gromp, okay? Alright, smite this. Good. So now rub up your"}, {"start": 14411.64, "end": 14420.92, "text": " W. Good. And now just auto attack. Auto attack, Q, good. This is good, this is good."}, {"start": 14420.92, "end": 14424.28, "text": " So now just press Q good"}, {"start": 14425.36, "end": 14433.26, "text": " Okay, you remember you never want to actually press W. Okay missing plus. It's okay. It was a miss but you calm down"}, {"start": 14434.28, "end": 14436.28, "text": " You're doing good. So now look"}, {"start": 14441.92, "end": 14447.92, "text": " Listen so what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to look for the wolves you seal these bug trails"}, {"start": 14447.92, "end": 14455.92, "text": " Yeah, okay, I want you to imagine you're a kinky motherfucker and all these butt trails are woman on their periods"}, {"start": 14455.92, "end": 14457.92, "text": " That's"}, {"start": 14462.92, "end": 14466.92, "text": " QQ just go Q. Oh no wait, W. Fuck!"}, {"start": 14466.92, "end": 14469.92, "text": " Oh you're so brain dead!"}, {"start": 14470.92, "end": 14472.92, "text": " What the fuck!"}, {"start": 14472.92, "end": 14476.92, "text": " No, it's fine. Maxing Q is fine too, don't worry, don't worry."}, {"start": 14477.92, "end": 14484.52, "text": " Okay listen, now Jynxie, we're gonna have to sit there and we're gonna have to look for the red into the crugs."}, {"start": 14484.52, "end": 14489.92, "text": " Now, do you know why it's important that you pay attention to the blood trails?"}, {"start": 14490.92, "end": 14494.42, "text": " Because it's- it's- I'm like a shark. I'm like a shark."}, {"start": 14494.42, "end": 14497.92, "text": " Yes, exactly, yes. And what do sharks do in the ocean?"}, {"start": 14497.92, "end": 14499.92, "text": " They kill people because they bleed."}, {"start": 14500.42, "end": 14507.82, "text": " Exactly! So that's why Jynxie, the blood trails, they act for you as almost like an invitation to-"}, {"start": 14507.82, "end": 14512.88, "text": " to drone because if you see a blood trail going bot lane then where are you gonna want"}, {"start": 14512.88, "end": 14513.88, "text": " to look?"}, {"start": 14513.88, "end": 14514.88, "text": " Bot lane."}, {"start": 14514.88, "end": 14515.88, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 14515.88, "end": 14521.0, "text": " So that's why over here for example you see it going up so where's the blood trail going?"}, {"start": 14521.0, "end": 14522.0, "text": " Mid."}, {"start": 14522.0, "end": 14526.0, "text": " No it's going top because it's going up."}, {"start": 14526.0, "end": 14527.0, "text": " Me how?"}, {"start": 14527.0, "end": 14528.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14528.0, "end": 14529.0, "text": " What upgrade?"}, {"start": 14529.0, "end": 14530.0, "text": " What upgrade?"}, {"start": 14530.0, "end": 14532.6, "text": " Okay E. Just upgrade to your E and then go for the crab."}, {"start": 14532.6, "end": 14534.84, "text": " So Jinxie are you ready to fuck some shit up?"}, {"start": 14534.84, "end": 14539.84, "text": " Wait, but I thought I could only get bloodshed by doing W. I didn't do my W there. How did I get a bloodshot? I didn't do my W."}, {"start": 14539.84, "end": 14543.84, "text": " Because if they're below 50% HP, it gives you one on them automatically."}, {"start": 14543.84, "end": 14548.84, "text": " So listen, after this, you're gonna walk mid. Drone mid. Drone mid. Something's happening."}, {"start": 14548.84, "end": 14552.84, "text": " Okay, you're gonna fight this bitch to death. So now just walk at her and auto her."}, {"start": 14552.84, "end": 14558.84, "text": " Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice!"}, {"start": 14558.84, "end": 14562.84, "text": " Okay, now hold Q. Hold Q. E. Hold Q. E."}, {"start": 14562.84, "end": 14564.84, "text": " We eat yes, yes"}, {"start": 14566.84, "end": 14568.84, "text": " No, no"}, {"start": 14568.960000000001, "end": 14570.960000000001, "text": " Sean did he comes?"}, {"start": 14571.48, "end": 14573.48, "text": " Where did he come from?"}, {"start": 14574.36, "end": 14580.72, "text": " Bro this guy's such a good character though. I'm not gonna lie. Oh my god. Yes. Okay, so now look press P"}, {"start": 14581.16, "end": 14585.56, "text": " So now buy the TM at the TM at right there. Yep, and then"}, {"start": 14586.2, "end": 14591.04, "text": " Afterwards walk out of base now. Let me search up what the best Warwick build this give me a second"}, {"start": 14591.04, "end": 14596.26, "text": " bro what type of fucking heck of a one-trick the fuck are you you're"}, {"start": 14596.26, "end": 14600.42, "text": " searching up fucking videos bro you're supposed to be a challenger like a"}, {"start": 14600.42, "end": 14609.960000000001, "text": " player bro dude no one plays him in Halo okay does it now yeah a big daddy's"}, {"start": 14609.960000000001, "end": 14619.480000000001, "text": " locking it in and he's locking it down yes that ass okay so now Jin see you"}, {"start": 14619.48, "end": 14622.48, "text": " You just bought an item that gives you something called an active."}, {"start": 14622.48, "end": 14624.48, "text": " What do I upgrade now?"}, {"start": 14624.48, "end": 14626.48, "text": " Like before you go out of tangent."}, {"start": 14626.48, "end": 14629.48, "text": " Q. Q."}, {"start": 14629.48, "end": 14631.48, "text": " Okay, so now listen."}, {"start": 14631.48, "end": 14634.48, "text": " The thing about it is you have an active item, okay?"}, {"start": 14634.48, "end": 14638.48, "text": " An active item means that now you essentially get an extra ability."}, {"start": 14638.48, "end": 14642.48, "text": " So you see that little two on your thing?"}, {"start": 14642.48, "end": 14643.48, "text": " Wait, go to the dragon."}, {"start": 14643.48, "end": 14644.48, "text": " Walk to the dragon now."}, {"start": 14644.48, "end": 14646.48, "text": " Ignore everything I said and walk to the dragon."}, {"start": 14646.48, "end": 14647.48, "text": " Oh no, it's not dragon."}, {"start": 14647.48, "end": 14648.48, "text": " Okay, go for the raptors."}, {"start": 14648.48, "end": 14652.24, "text": " I should rock what what what?"}, {"start": 14653.4, "end": 14657.039999999999, "text": " What like what what okay?"}, {"start": 14657.279999999999, "end": 14662.76, "text": " Fuck it. How about you're gonna get a kill soon. Okay, so send finish these robbers and then walk bot"}, {"start": 14663.8, "end": 14668.6, "text": " Yeah, I'm bestie bestie bestie and I'll just follow the trail"}, {"start": 14672.24, "end": 14674.539999999999, "text": " Okay, bestie you got this"}, {"start": 14674.54, "end": 14676.54, "text": " Keep fighting!"}, {"start": 14676.54, "end": 14678.54, "text": " Okay, now keep chasing."}, {"start": 14678.54, "end": 14680.54, "text": " Q, hold Q. Nice! Nice! Nice!"}, {"start": 14680.54, "end": 14682.54, "text": " Okay, control R."}, {"start": 14682.54, "end": 14684.54, "text": " Control R and follow this other blood trail."}, {"start": 14684.54, "end": 14686.54, "text": " You're gonna get another kill."}, {"start": 14686.54, "end": 14688.54, "text": " Now, Jinx C, wherever it is."}, {"start": 14688.54, "end": 14690.54, "text": " Okay, press R on that bush. Press R on that bush."}, {"start": 14690.54, "end": 14692.54, "text": " Nice! Go! Press R."}, {"start": 14692.54, "end": 14694.54, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14694.54, "end": 14696.54, "text": " Okay, hold Q."}, {"start": 14698.54, "end": 14700.54, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 14700.54, "end": 14702.54, "text": " I'm the greatest of all time."}, {"start": 14702.54, "end": 14707.54, "text": " I'm the best warwick in this game!"}, {"start": 14707.54, "end": 14709.54, "text": " I'm the best!"}, {"start": 14711.54, "end": 14712.54, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 14712.54, "end": 14715.54, "text": " Let's fucking go!"}, {"start": 14715.54, "end": 14718.54, "text": " Dude, let's fucking do this shit!"}, {"start": 14718.54, "end": 14721.54, "text": " Okay, so now right click the blade of the ruined king."}, {"start": 14721.54, "end": 14723.54, "text": " I'm the ruined king."}, {"start": 14724.54, "end": 14726.54, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14726.54, "end": 14729.54, "text": " You're the king that causes ruination."}, {"start": 14729.54, "end": 14733.54, "text": " I smell blood, and I will find it."}, {"start": 14759.54, "end": 14763.7, "text": " these blood trails you're always gonna want to like follow them on your screen"}, {"start": 14763.7, "end": 14767.980000000001, "text": " right so like so I keep for example have her where you think the blood trail is"}, {"start": 14767.980000000001, "end": 14775.26, "text": " so we can see like who's low right like where is it it's there okay so that"}, {"start": 14775.26, "end": 14779.220000000001, "text": " person just lights now go for the wolves so go for the wolves the wolves so the"}, {"start": 14779.220000000001, "end": 14782.980000000001, "text": " way that you're actually gonna become a hyaluronic is because you're essentially"}, {"start": 14782.980000000001, "end": 14786.900000000001, "text": " just gonna follow these blood trails and they're gonna lead you to kills but it's"}, {"start": 14786.9, "end": 14791.74, "text": " It's gonna force you to get good map awareness because now you need to actually sit there"}, {"start": 14791.74, "end": 14794.5, "text": " and you need to know if it's worth running for them, right?"}, {"start": 14794.5, "end": 14800.22, "text": " So like here for example, run to the dragon and now drone over it, drone over it, drone"}, {"start": 14800.22, "end": 14801.22, "text": " over it."}, {"start": 14801.22, "end": 14802.22, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 14802.22, "end": 14803.22, "text": " Control Q."}, {"start": 14803.22, "end": 14804.22, "text": " Control Q."}, {"start": 14804.22, "end": 14806.22, "text": " Okay, so everyone's dead."}, {"start": 14806.22, "end": 14807.619999999999, "text": " So now clear your bot side."}, {"start": 14807.619999999999, "end": 14812.38, "text": " So Jyncey, what you're gonna do from now on, right, is whenever you see a bloodshed going"}, {"start": 14812.38, "end": 14816.779999999999, "text": " somewhere, you're gonna look at your mini map and if there's a fight going on or stuff"}, {"start": 14816.78, "end": 14821.300000000001, "text": " like that you hover over it because you can legitimately get 20 kills a game of"}, {"start": 14821.300000000001, "end": 14828.54, "text": " this shit okay okay yes yes yeah listen hey big daddy's about to turn you into"}, {"start": 14828.54, "end": 14836.94, "text": " the next fucking dominator of this rank are you ready okay okay let's do it down"}, {"start": 14836.94, "end": 14845.640000000001, "text": " so no play for the paper the red and so crugs I love warwick daddy I like war"}, {"start": 14845.64, "end": 14854.4, "text": " like hey well listen okay all right so now look practice practice practice so now"}, {"start": 14854.4, "end": 14859.0, "text": " hopper top because if this is going upwards there so now you see so HP but"}, {"start": 14859.0, "end": 14863.279999999999, "text": " now look but go but go but go but go but Bob Bob because now butter so they're"}, {"start": 14863.279999999999, "end": 14868.0, "text": " fighting right okay you need this you want this go for it go for it just keep"}, {"start": 14868.0, "end": 14873.68, "text": " chasing okay John okay so now push this in make sure you get that fucking"}, {"start": 14873.68, "end": 14886.06, "text": " I'm not going to accept that behavior, Don Pes."}, {"start": 14886.06, "end": 14887.06, "text": " You're late."}, {"start": 14887.06, "end": 14888.220000000001, "text": " If you're late, I'm not doing it."}, {"start": 14888.220000000001, "end": 14892.300000000001, "text": " I'm not going to tower dive when he's 40% healthy."}, {"start": 14892.300000000001, "end": 14893.300000000001, "text": " You're late, bro."}, {"start": 14893.300000000001, "end": 14894.300000000001, "text": " Like, not, like, okay."}, {"start": 14894.300000000001, "end": 14899.300000000001, "text": " You got to problem with your student or what?"}, {"start": 14899.300000000001, "end": 14902.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I got a problem."}, {"start": 14902.300000000001, "end": 14905.7, "text": " You're wearing too many clothes to the classroom today"}, {"start": 14909.86, "end": 14911.86, "text": " Now job down and give me 20"}, {"start": 14912.300000000001, "end": 14918.18, "text": " No, I'm in a game. All right, sorry. Okay, so now go for the grumb and then afterwards"}, {"start": 14918.580000000002, "end": 14920.580000000002, "text": " You're gonna go for the crab"}, {"start": 14920.86, "end": 14926.140000000001, "text": " So as for it what you can also do is you can smite early because if you smite earlier"}, {"start": 14926.140000000001, "end": 14930.380000000001, "text": " Then they go with half HP earlier, which gives you more like faster fear"}, {"start": 14932.300000000001, "end": 14934.300000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14934.300000000001, "end": 14936.300000000001, "text": " Wait, so smite earlier?"}, {"start": 14936.300000000001, "end": 14938.300000000001, "text": " Yep, so smite as your first."}, {"start": 14938.300000000001, "end": 14940.300000000001, "text": " Now, hover mid."}, {"start": 14940.300000000001, "end": 14942.300000000001, "text": " What's happening with this blood trail, bro?"}, {"start": 14942.300000000001, "end": 14944.300000000001, "text": " What's happening with the blood trail?"}, {"start": 14944.300000000001, "end": 14946.300000000001, "text": " We don't know now."}, {"start": 14946.300000000001, "end": 14948.300000000001, "text": " Okay, go for the crab."}, {"start": 14948.300000000001, "end": 14950.300000000001, "text": " Okay, nice, take these grubs."}, {"start": 14950.300000000001, "end": 14952.300000000001, "text": " This is free."}, {"start": 14954.300000000001, "end": 14956.300000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14956.300000000001, "end": 14960.300000000001, "text": " So, at this stage of the game, you don't actually want to use your E on monsters,"}, {"start": 14960.300000000001, "end": 14962.300000000001, "text": " because you needed it up for any fights"}, {"start": 14962.300000000001, "end": 14964.300000000001, "text": " press W and then run at him"}, {"start": 14964.300000000001, "end": 14966.300000000001, "text": " press W and then run at this rat"}, {"start": 14966.300000000001, "end": 14968.300000000001, "text": " nice, now just run at him"}, {"start": 14968.300000000001, "end": 14970.300000000001, "text": " nice, NOOOOO"}, {"start": 14972.300000000001, "end": 14976.300000000001, "text": " ok, now we need to run to the rat presence"}, {"start": 14976.300000000001, "end": 14978.300000000001, "text": " is he?"}, {"start": 14980.300000000001, "end": 14982.300000000001, "text": " was warped?"}, {"start": 14984.300000000001, "end": 14986.300000000001, "text": " he's a hyena"}, {"start": 14986.300000000001, "end": 14988.300000000001, "text": " so you're two, that's what I was trying to explain earlier"}, {"start": 14988.300000000001, "end": 14994.400000000001, "text": " Some items when you buy them they give you something called an active which is like an extra ability so press 2"}, {"start": 14996.820000000002, "end": 15003.78, "text": " Nice you see now it's on a 10-second cooldown so every 10 seconds you can press that for extra damage"}, {"start": 15007.26, "end": 15015.44, "text": " Yep, so now look for the Krugs actually no walkbot walkbot walkbot. Yep. Yep. This is good. So now drumbot when you see what's happening"}, {"start": 15015.900000000001, "end": 15017.900000000001, "text": " Thanks, you said"}, {"start": 15018.300000000001, "end": 15024.94, "text": " This is your job. Nice. I am the one the one your son don't need a gun to get respect up on"}, {"start": 15024.94, "end": 15028.660000000002, "text": " Okay, go to the enemy grump enemy grump. Yep. Go go go"}, {"start": 15030.54, "end": 15037.54, "text": " So now look for by run the hunt, but run the hunt. I heard that vibe doesn't have a tampon in today find her"}, {"start": 15037.54, "end": 15040.340000000002, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, coach coach. Okay?"}, {"start": 15042.340000000002, "end": 15044.340000000002, "text": " You got this shit go"}, {"start": 15048.300000000001, "end": 15053.380000000001, "text": " Okay, wait your team's not sure. Okay wait this might be bad"}, {"start": 15055.820000000002, "end": 15062.02, "text": " Just like what do you say like bro bro what like like no no no no hey bro bro bro"}, {"start": 15062.02, "end": 15068.420000000002, "text": " Bro what like yo bro what the like what the legitimate fuck like legitimately what the actual fuck is"}, {"start": 15068.900000000001, "end": 15072.02, "text": " Firing in your brain to tell me to dive into a fucking town"}, {"start": 15072.02, "end": 15080.58, "text": " Legitimately, you hit Challenger? You hit fucking Challenger? On what? On what server? Fucking your neighborhood?"}, {"start": 15080.58, "end": 15084.08, "text": " Did you challenge your neighborhood? What the fuck are you telling me to do?"}, {"start": 15084.08, "end": 15086.880000000001, "text": " Are you actually brain dead? Like are you brain dead?"}, {"start": 15086.880000000001, "end": 15093.880000000001, "text": " You gaslighting me! I didn't tell you to do anything there! I told you to recall and you fucking died the tower!"}, {"start": 15093.880000000001, "end": 15096.16, "text": " You said you died, but..."}, {"start": 15096.16, "end": 15098.16, "text": " No I didn't!"}, {"start": 15098.16, "end": 15099.66, "text": " Yes you did!"}, {"start": 15099.66, "end": 15101.66, "text": " No I didn't! No, don't talk!"}, {"start": 15101.66, "end": 15109.98, "text": " John's up John's up John's up John's up top top top top top go kill kill kill I"}, {"start": 15111.619999999999, "end": 15116.26, "text": " Am the one the one the one the one don't need a gun to get respect upon these streets"}, {"start": 15117.539999999999, "end": 15121.22, "text": " The faith of self and family my enemy your enemies"}, {"start": 15121.66, "end": 15123.66, "text": " Why is he not back up back up back up back up?"}, {"start": 15124.26, "end": 15126.1, "text": " Why is he not right?"}, {"start": 15126.1, "end": 15133.1, "text": " Listen listen your office up in one second. Okay, just whatever to clear your monsters"}, {"start": 15133.1, "end": 15136.5, "text": " Just clear the monsters. So do you know why he didn't lie there? Why?"}, {"start": 15137.380000000001, "end": 15143.82, "text": " Because when you ganged you didn't have your E because you wasted it on grom and it's also because you didn't hold your q"}, {"start": 15143.86, "end": 15148.380000000001, "text": " What I say about holding q when you go on champions. Sorry dad and slap me in my tight little ass"}, {"start": 15149.42, "end": 15151.42, "text": " You like that, huh? Yeah"}, {"start": 15152.66, "end": 15155.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, okay. Yes. Do you think you deserve this? Yes"}, {"start": 15156.1, "end": 15157.800000000001, "text": " Ah, yes, I deserve this."}, {"start": 15157.800000000001, "end": 15158.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, you like it, huh?"}, {"start": 15158.800000000001, "end": 15161.02, "text": " Yes, daddy, yes, I deserve this."}, {"start": 15161.02, "end": 15162.02, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15162.02, "end": 15163.52, "text": " Yes, daddy."}, {"start": 15163.52, "end": 15164.92, "text": " Yes, okay, okay."}, {"start": 15164.92, "end": 15165.92, "text": " All right, we're good now."}, {"start": 15165.92, "end": 15167.56, "text": " So now go for the blue, and then-"}, {"start": 15167.56, "end": 15168.56, "text": " Oh, I didn't mean to-"}, {"start": 15169.68, "end": 15171.32, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 15171.32, "end": 15173.640000000001, "text": " Okay, drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top,"}, {"start": 15173.640000000001, "end": 15175.0, "text": " drone top."}, {"start": 15175.0, "end": 15176.2, "text": " Oh my god, you could kill him."}, {"start": 15176.2, "end": 15177.720000000001, "text": " Okay, go top, it's time now."}, {"start": 15180.6, "end": 15181.44, "text": " Go kill him."}, {"start": 15181.44, "end": 15184.640000000001, "text": " Remember this time, E hold Q, E."}, {"start": 15184.640000000001, "end": 15185.800000000001, "text": " I want to see you do it perfect."}, {"start": 15185.800000000001, "end": 15194.560000000001, "text": " you're a piece of shit okay back up it's fine he flashed it's fine I got his"}, {"start": 15194.560000000001, "end": 15198.580000000002, "text": " flash out but that's fine that's fine that's fine so now hold Q on one of the"}, {"start": 15198.580000000002, "end": 15206.160000000002, "text": " minions near tower to escape so why did I turn around there coach why did I"}, {"start": 15206.160000000002, "end": 15211.240000000002, "text": " go spank me again for turning around I don't think you deserve it so instead"}, {"start": 15211.24, "end": 15222.76, "text": " this we're gonna do open your mouth I deserve that I deserve that's there okay"}, {"start": 15222.76, "end": 15229.56, "text": " now what do I buy coach now okay you're gonna need to buy boots so buy buy the"}, {"start": 15229.56, "end": 15237.32, "text": " plates still caps yeah all right now walk to the red buff coach daddy smells"}, {"start": 15237.32, "end": 15242.42, "text": " blood daddy's most blood coach yep hey I can smell the butter all the way from"}, {"start": 15242.42, "end": 15249.02, "text": " tampon strings now walk straight to the ball rain you got this you got this"}, {"start": 15249.02, "end": 15256.36, "text": " brother daddy smells blood coach remember e hold Q e e hold Q e just"}, {"start": 15256.36, "end": 15257.42, "text": " Come on, come this guy."}, {"start": 15259.42, "end": 15260.900000000001, "text": " Okay, now smite."}, {"start": 15260.900000000001, "end": 15261.720000000001, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 15261.720000000001, "end": 15262.560000000001, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 15262.560000000001, "end": 15263.640000000001, "text": " Q, Q, Q, Q."}, {"start": 15263.640000000001, "end": 15264.42, "text": " Nice, nice, nice!"}, {"start": 15265.6, "end": 15266.44, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 15266.44, "end": 15267.28, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15267.28, "end": 15268.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15268.62, "end": 15269.460000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15271.300000000001, "end": 15273.460000000001, "text": " Get the fuck out of my!"}, {"start": 15273.460000000001, "end": 15274.460000000001, "text": " Wrr, wrr, wrr!"}, {"start": 15274.460000000001, "end": 15275.560000000001, "text": " Wrr, wrr, wrr!"}, {"start": 15275.560000000001, "end": 15276.640000000001, "text": " Wrr, wrr, wrr!"}, {"start": 15276.640000000001, "end": 15277.58, "text": " Wrr, wrr, wrr!"}, {"start": 15277.58, "end": 15278.560000000001, "text": " Wrr, wrr, wrr!"}, {"start": 15278.560000000001, "end": 15280.060000000001, "text": " Wrr, wrr, wrr!"}, {"start": 15280.060000000001, "end": 15282.880000000001, "text": " I'm the, I'm the Faker of Iron!"}, {"start": 15282.880000000001, "end": 15284.380000000001, "text": " I'm the Faker of Iron!"}, {"start": 15284.380000000001, "end": 15286.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15286.62, "end": 15291.78, "text": " Walk in walking we need to buy items. Okay, it's fine. It's too late now go for the red go for the red"}, {"start": 15293.060000000001, "end": 15295.54, "text": " Okay, so now listen listen listen that was good"}, {"start": 15299.02, "end": 15301.300000000001, "text": " Hey listen daddy's feeling"}, {"start": 15305.34, "end": 15307.34, "text": " So jinx what"}, {"start": 15314.380000000001, "end": 15323.740000000002, "text": " time open your mouth I deserve this bit daddy I'm sorry enough bend over all"}, {"start": 15323.740000000002, "end": 15330.86, "text": " right relax a little bitch I'm sorry I thought we were on the same page okay"}, {"start": 15330.86, "end": 15335.500000000002, "text": " so now go for the rafters and then afterwards go for the wall"}, {"start": 15335.5, "end": 15343.42, "text": " Oh daddy warwick is running this lobby. Okay, look dude go go listen. Hey if you smell blood go for it"}, {"start": 15348.82, "end": 15356.3, "text": " Dude we're doing blood censure gameplay walk but walk by jump on walk by jump but jump, but okay that means it's a"}, {"start": 15356.3, "end": 15358.3, "text": " Nautilus that's all HP"}, {"start": 15358.66, "end": 15361.66, "text": " Go for him. No, what are you doing? No?"}, {"start": 15362.98, "end": 15364.98, "text": " Sorry, sorry Daffy"}, {"start": 15364.98, "end": 15371.98, "text": " Okay, go for the smolder go for the smolder. So now walk up to the smolder. Press W. Press W. Press W and then go for him. Press W. W. W."}, {"start": 15371.98, "end": 15382.98, "text": " Okay, nice. Now run at him. Press D. Press D. Press D. And then E. Hold Q. E. Alright, we fucked up. Alright, let's back up. It's chocked now."}, {"start": 15384.98, "end": 15392.98, "text": " Alright, so now let's go for the Krugs. Let's see that's good. Because you're learning the mechanics, bro. This is about learning your limits."}, {"start": 15392.98, "end": 15395.619999999999, "text": " Daddy what? I feel like I didn't even think you said there."}, {"start": 15396.619999999999, "end": 15399.18, "text": " Yeah, you did. You were a really good boy for Daddy there."}, {"start": 15399.18, "end": 15400.38, "text": " But now listen."}, {"start": 15401.18, "end": 15402.38, "text": " Okay, okay. Yes, Daddy."}, {"start": 15403.38, "end": 15405.779999999999, "text": " Hey, listen, now we're gonna have to lock in. Okay?"}, {"start": 15405.779999999999, "end": 15406.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15406.98, "end": 15408.38, "text": " Did Daddy take the dragon?"}, {"start": 15408.38, "end": 15409.98, "text": " You can stab him with what Daddy wants."}, {"start": 15410.18, "end": 15411.18, "text": " Or should I re-walk?"}, {"start": 15411.779999999999, "end": 15412.58, "text": " Hey, listen."}, {"start": 15412.88, "end": 15415.18, "text": " Good boys get dragon for Daddy. Remember that."}, {"start": 15415.18, "end": 15416.18, "text": " Okay, yes, Daddy."}, {"start": 15417.58, "end": 15419.08, "text": " Now, do not use your E."}, {"start": 15419.18, "end": 15420.98, "text": " Wait, your team is pinging. Maybe they want to fight."}, {"start": 15420.98, "end": 15421.58, "text": " Walk up."}, {"start": 15421.58, "end": 15422.88, "text": " Look on your mini-mouth. They're fighting."}, {"start": 15422.98, "end": 15424.98, "text": " Go! Go! Go!"}, {"start": 15424.98, "end": 15426.98, "text": " You have eye! You have eye!"}, {"start": 15428.98, "end": 15430.98, "text": " GOING!"}, {"start": 15430.98, "end": 15432.98, "text": " Did I get a kill? Wait, how did I die?"}, {"start": 15432.98, "end": 15434.98, "text": " Uh, you're gonna assist, that's like..."}, {"start": 15434.98, "end": 15436.98, "text": " How did I die?"}, {"start": 15439.98, "end": 15440.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15440.98, "end": 15441.98, "text": " Jinxie."}, {"start": 15441.98, "end": 15443.98, "text": " We have 20 seconds."}, {"start": 15443.98, "end": 15445.98, "text": " I'm gonna put you in a choke hold."}, {"start": 15445.98, "end": 15447.98, "text": " Make choking sounds."}, {"start": 15447.98, "end": 15458.84, "text": " All right good so now this is what we're going to do, buy the steel caps okay and now after"}, {"start": 15458.84, "end": 15465.88, "text": " you get this let's go for buy the titanic hydra so the fifth item the thing that's like great"}, {"start": 15465.88, "end": 15473.039999999999, "text": " yep there you go okay now walk straight to your blue and let's start farming start farming"}, {"start": 15473.04, "end": 15477.84, "text": " into your altar stuff so top to bot folk there let's go"}, {"start": 15479.28, "end": 15484.160000000002, "text": " bro this might be two wins no losses that I it's looking like it yeah and you"}, {"start": 15484.160000000002, "end": 15490.6, "text": " had two wins no losses two days ago as well yep bro sounds me like it's so I"}, {"start": 15490.6, "end": 15498.2, "text": " only queue when I farm only queue yep exactly okay also if you ever have to"}, {"start": 15498.2, "end": 15504.04, "text": " My stuff always use one on the camp look man. Look man. Look man. Look man. Show me show me show me show me"}, {"start": 15504.04, "end": 15508.140000000001, "text": " Show me. Yep. Go go go go go go go go. Oh, so you see on the camp there"}, {"start": 15513.480000000001, "end": 15514.980000000001, "text": " Why did you die?"}, {"start": 15514.980000000001, "end": 15520.76, "text": " Because I didn't do a good job of throwing it. I died because I didn't do a good job of throwing it and because you used your fucking"}, {"start": 15520.76, "end": 15523.820000000002, "text": " E on a camp bro. What did we talk about? Oh?"}, {"start": 15523.82, "end": 15529.82, "text": " Oh, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to, oh my god, I'm sorry, I messed up again!"}, {"start": 15529.82, "end": 15532.82, "text": " You know what that means, don't you?"}, {"start": 15532.82, "end": 15534.82, "text": " Yes, should I bend over?"}, {"start": 15534.82, "end": 15535.82, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 15535.82, "end": 15536.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15536.82, "end": 15541.82, "text": " Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 15541.82, "end": 15546.82, "text": " Alright, now go for your blue buff."}, {"start": 15546.82, "end": 15548.82, "text": " Should I buy Titanic Hydra? I don't know."}, {"start": 15548.82, "end": 15550.82, "text": " Yep, got it."}, {"start": 15553.82, "end": 15564.4, "text": " All right, so now listen what I'm gonna need you to do okay is blue to Krugs"}, {"start": 15564.4, "end": 15571.34, "text": " understood yeah now what are we not gonna do on these jungle monsters we're"}, {"start": 15571.34, "end": 15579.66, "text": " not gonna eat exactly going to you cute all right now go wolves"}, {"start": 15579.66, "end": 15591.1, "text": " This is good. This is good. Wait, Jinx here, are you a male model?"}, {"start": 15591.1, "end": 15593.3, "text": " What did it mean?"}, {"start": 15593.3, "end": 15595.3, "text": " Because you're looking good this game, bro."}, {"start": 15595.3, "end": 15597.3, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 15597.3, "end": 15605.14, "text": " Alright, so now Rafters, and then Ultim, Ultim, ult this little dragon, fuck!"}, {"start": 15605.14, "end": 15606.279999999999, "text": " NOOOOOICE!"}, {"start": 15606.279999999999, "end": 15609.3, "text": " Okay, so now hold Q, hold Q, perfect, good."}, {"start": 15609.3, "end": 15610.8, "text": " Alright, now go for the Krugs."}, {"start": 15610.8, "end": 15612.3, "text": " Something in my ear, my W."}, {"start": 15613.199999999999, "end": 15614.16, "text": " Uh, W."}, {"start": 15614.16, "end": 15616.16, "text": " It's Q-W-E, okay?"}, {"start": 15620.72, "end": 15622.72, "text": " Now, I want you to all chat."}, {"start": 15622.72, "end": 15626.9, "text": " Sorry that the road was that big, I haven't busted in a week."}, {"start": 15626.9, "end": 15645.3, "text": " Nice. Alright. Who's a good boy? Me. Good. Alright, so now what we're going to do is"}, {"start": 15645.3, "end": 15648.6, "text": " we're going to look for the red and then afterwards we're going to see if we maybe"}, {"start": 15648.6, "end": 15650.6, "text": " Look for something bot side here"}, {"start": 15653.24, "end": 15655.24, "text": " And this is good"}, {"start": 15656.08, "end": 15657.92, "text": " This is good"}, {"start": 15657.92, "end": 15662.02, "text": " Now go in go in D D. Hold Q nice"}, {"start": 15662.52, "end": 15667.2, "text": " Remember press your D. Press your D. You get faster. You press D D D"}, {"start": 15667.32, "end": 15670.720000000001, "text": " Okay, you you you you you you you you"}, {"start": 15672.24, "end": 15674.24, "text": " Smother"}, {"start": 15675.32, "end": 15677.32, "text": " W go"}, {"start": 15677.32, "end": 15684.4, "text": " I'm sorry. Oh my god. Sorry. Sorry"}, {"start": 15685.4, "end": 15687.4, "text": " Sorry, sorry. I"}, {"start": 15687.44, "end": 15691.14, "text": " Did good though, right? I did pretty good. I killed two that was solid"}, {"start": 15691.14, "end": 15696.96, "text": " I was odd, but it could have been a bit better if you would have eq to eat small there would be dead right now"}, {"start": 15697.64, "end": 15704.82, "text": " Okay, bro, but this is like bro. This is easy brother. I'm telling you Warwick is way easier than Master"}, {"start": 15704.82, "end": 15711.3, "text": " I'm not yet. No, I'm sorry. It's brain dead. You just jump on top people. It's so fun. Oh my god"}, {"start": 15712.46, "end": 15714.46, "text": " Exactly, what's it? I can"}, {"start": 15715.22, "end": 15717.46, "text": " Next item by spread massage"}, {"start": 15720.38, "end": 15722.38, "text": " For this guy is so good"}, {"start": 15723.3, "end": 15725.96, "text": " All right, so now we're gonna look for the gromp here, okay"}, {"start": 15729.06, "end": 15734.14, "text": " Gromp top to bottom clear I want to bet on the dragon emo over I want to bend him over"}, {"start": 15734.82, "end": 15738.82, "text": " No, Jinxie, let me ask you a question. Do you think the enemy team is into B-seality?"}, {"start": 15738.82, "end": 15741.82, "text": " Uh, probably not."}, {"start": 15741.82, "end": 15745.82, "text": " Then why the fuck are they getting FUCKED BY A DOG THIS GAME?"}, {"start": 15745.82, "end": 15746.82, "text": " Because I'm the GOAT."}, {"start": 15746.82, "end": 15750.82, "text": " Exactly. Now, let me ask you a question."}, {"start": 15750.82, "end": 15754.82, "text": " Are you looking for someone that's into B-seality?"}, {"start": 15754.82, "end": 15755.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15755.82, "end": 15760.82, "text": " Well, that's gonna be hard, because they'll be FUCKING WITH THE GOAT!"}, {"start": 15760.82, "end": 15762.82, "text": " Oh my god, that was hard."}, {"start": 15762.82, "end": 15766.3, "text": " All right, now listen, listen, listen. Look towards mid."}, {"start": 15768.619999999999, "end": 15769.119999999999, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 15769.92, "end": 15771.42, "text": " Right. Do this, good."}, {"start": 15771.42, "end": 15775.119999999999, "text": " Then after this, we're gonna look mid or dragon."}, {"start": 15775.119999999999, "end": 15776.92, "text": " So now wrappers, and then dragon."}, {"start": 15776.92, "end": 15777.82, "text": " W, W, W, W, W, W."}, {"start": 15777.82, "end": 15780.32, "text": " Always W, so you max Q, W, E, okay?"}, {"start": 15780.32, "end": 15780.82, "text": " You still back?"}, {"start": 15780.82, "end": 15781.32, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15785.22, "end": 15785.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15786.52, "end": 15788.22, "text": " Now, three wrappers."}, {"start": 15788.220000000001, "end": 15794.660000000002, "text": " Now look, go for the fight, go for the fight, go for the fight, wait, but let your Leona"}, {"start": 15794.660000000002, "end": 15795.660000000002, "text": " go in first."}, {"start": 15795.660000000002, "end": 15798.740000000002, "text": " Remember dude, it's like imagine you're sitting there and you're in war."}, {"start": 15798.740000000002, "end": 15802.220000000001, "text": " You never want to go in first, let everyone else die before you."}, {"start": 15802.220000000001, "end": 15803.820000000002, "text": " It's the same thing with League."}, {"start": 15803.820000000002, "end": 15808.94, "text": " Let Leona walk in and die and then you just come in later."}, {"start": 15808.94, "end": 15813.02, "text": " It's better to let other people down than to be let down by others."}, {"start": 15813.02, "end": 15814.02, "text": " Remember that."}, {"start": 15844.02, "end": 15854.34, "text": " then Baron. Go Dragon then Baron. Hey Jinxie, let me ask you a question though."}, {"start": 15854.34, "end": 15860.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, what's up? What the fuck do you think Hi-Vice is gonna say when you did 30k damage"}, {"start": 15860.460000000001, "end": 15866.84, "text": " this game? I've never did 30k damage before. Yep, there you go. I found my guy bro, I"}, {"start": 15866.84, "end": 15872.18, "text": " found my guy, I found my guy, I found my guy. Exactly. Should I solo Baron? Yeah, fuck it,"}, {"start": 15872.18, "end": 15874.300000000001, "text": " I wouldn't be wanting it. I don't know if you can but it'd be funny"}, {"start": 15875.300000000001, "end": 15878.58, "text": " Just start hitting it fuck it if it goes bad it goes bad it is"}, {"start": 15896.86, "end": 15898.86, "text": " This character is so fun"}, {"start": 15898.86, "end": 15900.86, "text": " I love him!"}, {"start": 15900.86, "end": 15904.86, "text": " Do you see how impactful you are?"}, {"start": 15904.86, "end": 15905.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15905.86, "end": 15909.86, "text": " Yes, so now recall so you can buy your item."}, {"start": 15909.86, "end": 15911.86, "text": " Press P."}, {"start": 15914.86, "end": 15915.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15915.86, "end": 15916.86, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 15916.86, "end": 15917.86, "text": " Run it down, bitch."}, {"start": 15917.86, "end": 15918.86, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 15918.86, "end": 15921.86, "text": " Listen, the era of Yi-Didi is over."}, {"start": 15921.86, "end": 15924.86, "text": " It's time for Warstein."}, {"start": 15924.86, "end": 15925.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15925.86, "end": 15927.86, "text": " Can we think of another name after the game, bro?"}, {"start": 15927.86, "end": 15936.94, "text": " come on dude yeah listen it can do it can do some more okay so let's look for"}, {"start": 15936.94, "end": 15941.980000000001, "text": " mid okay now listen what you can do is you can force a fight if you press W and"}, {"start": 15941.980000000001, "end": 15946.74, "text": " you are on him you can instantly kill him go W and then on him"}, {"start": 15947.74, "end": 15954.1, "text": " okay just go for the dragon I'm not the giant I mean yeah fight mid mid"}, {"start": 15954.1, "end": 15957.82, "text": " okay backup backup your team is fucking in the ass go on the team oh kill the"}, {"start": 15957.82, "end": 15963.82, "text": " rat fuck okay nice nice nice back up now back up back up this is good this is"}, {"start": 15963.82, "end": 15970.54, "text": " good this is good okay now walk walk in the bot side jungle cuz oh no"}, {"start": 15970.54, "end": 15975.34, "text": " should I just recall yeah you're gonna have to recall"}, {"start": 15976.02, "end": 15982.06, "text": " yeah dude it's sort of fucking minefield it's very like a minefield dude"}, {"start": 15982.06, "end": 15989.46, "text": " run it down mid yep all right so now you just run it down mid and you go"}, {"start": 15989.46, "end": 15996.98, "text": " crazy I have my dm I do up yep don't worry about your"}, {"start": 15996.98, "end": 16000.06, "text": " octaves for now it's too much free so just pretend like you don't have any"}, {"start": 16000.06, "end": 16002.859999999999, "text": " active abilities"}, {"start": 16002.86, "end": 16011.58, "text": " oh wait okay push in the way first and then when the wave is pushed in that's"}, {"start": 16011.58, "end": 16022.1, "text": " when you go think of it like minion wait okay right first wait just wait"}, {"start": 16022.1, "end": 16026.380000000001, "text": " five your time we're gonna look for the perfect angle of engage yeah just run"}, {"start": 16026.380000000001, "end": 16032.000000000002, "text": " like fuck this uh walk top walk top top top top top top top top top top top top top"}, {"start": 16032.000000000002, "end": 16036.2, "text": " okay so the reason why you're walking top is because you can't really do much mid right"}, {"start": 16036.2, "end": 16045.880000000001, "text": " but if you go top you can put push top and knock down a turret so let's do that nice"}, {"start": 16045.880000000001, "end": 16050.52, "text": " nice keep going keep going no no keep going keep going keep going you're not stopping"}, {"start": 16050.52, "end": 16052.52, "text": " You're not stopping."}, {"start": 16052.52, "end": 16054.52, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 16056.28, "end": 16058.28, "text": " Here this, wait, this is good."}, {"start": 16060.12, "end": 16062.12, "text": " Okay, now back up, back up."}, {"start": 16062.6, "end": 16064.04, "text": " Run."}, {"start": 16064.04, "end": 16066.04, "text": " Yep. So now you just back off."}, {"start": 16066.04, "end": 16069.560000000001, "text": " If the Vi chases you, you're gonna fuck them up 1v3."}, {"start": 16069.560000000001, "end": 16072.28, "text": " But maybe you're gonna die if you try that, so you know let's not do that."}, {"start": 16072.28, "end": 16075.24, "text": " Keep walking up, walk up again, walk up again, walk up again."}, {"start": 16075.24, "end": 16077.24, "text": " Right now it's like you're edging them, Jinx. See?"}, {"start": 16077.24, "end": 16079.880000000001, "text": " Like you're not letting them get their nut off."}, {"start": 16079.880000000001, "end": 16085.640000000001, "text": " Their nut is a kill on you so when you're split pushing like this you always want to edge them make them chase you"}, {"start": 16085.640000000001, "end": 16091.28, "text": " Make them feel excited, but never give them release now go for the top go for top tower go for top tower"}, {"start": 16091.28, "end": 16094.920000000002, "text": " They're gonna fight mid. This is your time to shine, baby. Let's go"}, {"start": 16097.480000000001, "end": 16101.720000000001, "text": " My god, I'm doing I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it back up back up back up"}, {"start": 16102.84, "end": 16107.420000000002, "text": " This is good. This is good, baby. All right, so now clear the minion wave"}, {"start": 16110.76, "end": 16112.480000000001, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 16112.480000000001, "end": 16117.580000000002, "text": " Now you're gonna have to back up back up back up all the way all the way so now walk to the vice red buff"}, {"start": 16117.84, "end": 16121.44, "text": " See if maybe you can still some of her shit though. It's one. Yep"}, {"start": 16124.720000000001, "end": 16129.960000000001, "text": " Nice that's a fucking red whoo that sounds delicious to me, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 16133.04, "end": 16135.160000000002, "text": " All right, so now go kill the rat fuck top"}, {"start": 16135.16, "end": 16137.16, "text": " Shut up, Timo, and his tight ass."}, {"start": 16137.16, "end": 16139.16, "text": " Oh yeah, dude, he wants you."}, {"start": 16139.16, "end": 16141.16, "text": " Oh, Jinxie! Oh, Jinxie!"}, {"start": 16141.16, "end": 16143.16, "text": " Please don't off! Oh, no, Jinxie!"}, {"start": 16143.16, "end": 16145.16, "text": " Oh, Jinxie!"}, {"start": 16145.16, "end": 16147.16, "text": " Jinxie! Pressie, pressie, pressie!"}, {"start": 16147.16, "end": 16149.16, "text": " Pressie! Oh, Jinxie!"}, {"start": 16149.16, "end": 16151.16, "text": " My team is here! Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 16151.16, "end": 16153.16, "text": " For me won! For me won!"}, {"start": 16153.16, "end": 16155.16, "text": " Keep running, keep running. Oh, Jinxie!"}, {"start": 16155.16, "end": 16157.16, "text": " Oh, I really want you though."}, {"start": 16157.16, "end": 16159.16, "text": " Oh, Jinxie! Keep running, keep running."}, {"start": 16159.16, "end": 16161.16, "text": " You got this, you got this. Okay? Run away."}, {"start": 16161.16, "end": 16163.16, "text": " Now, turn on her! Turn on her!"}, {"start": 16163.16, "end": 16165.16, "text": " No, you can't do this."}, {"start": 16165.16, "end": 16167.16, "text": " You can't kill my teammate."}, {"start": 16167.16, "end": 16169.16, "text": " Pussy, nice, nice!"}, {"start": 16169.16, "end": 16171.16, "text": " Kill!"}, {"start": 16171.16, "end": 16173.16, "text": " Close. That's good."}, {"start": 16173.16, "end": 16175.16, "text": " Okay, so you turned there because"}, {"start": 16175.16, "end": 16177.16, "text": " I wasn't sure if the team would come."}, {"start": 16177.16, "end": 16179.16, "text": " Well, what you did there, Jeng-C, it was something called the"}, {"start": 16179.16, "end": 16181.16, "text": " Limit Test. So you're learning the limits"}, {"start": 16181.16, "end": 16183.16, "text": " of what is possible for you to do,"}, {"start": 16183.16, "end": 16185.16, "text": " which is going to turn you into a much better"}, {"start": 16185.16, "end": 16187.16, "text": " player long-term."}, {"start": 16187.16, "end": 16189.16, "text": " Okay, daddy. Limit Test? Got it, got it, got it."}, {"start": 16189.16, "end": 16191.16, "text": " Yep, okay."}, {"start": 16191.16, "end": 16199.92, "text": " Open P you're gonna buy deaths dance. So you see the last item on commonly built. I want you to right-click it. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 16204.4, "end": 16209.0, "text": " Okay, so now this is where you're gonna do okay, you're gonna go for the"}, {"start": 16210.28, "end": 16217.22, "text": " Red buff, okay, and then you're gonna take your red buff and you're gonna take your blue buff and then you're gonna fight med"}, {"start": 16217.220000000001, "end": 16219.720000000001, "text": " I'm going to take my-"}, {"start": 16219.720000000001, "end": 16222.220000000001, "text": " Actually, no fucking, your team is fighting, you gotta go with them."}, {"start": 16222.220000000001, "end": 16223.220000000001, "text": " Double kill."}, {"start": 16223.220000000001, "end": 16225.220000000001, "text": " Walk straight mid."}, {"start": 16232.220000000001, "end": 16238.220000000001, "text": " Okay, now when you get close to the smolder, you're gonna press W now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, and then-"}, {"start": 16238.220000000001, "end": 16239.220000000001, "text": " ARGH!"}, {"start": 16239.220000000001, "end": 16240.220000000001, "text": " ARGH!"}, {"start": 16240.220000000001, "end": 16244.220000000001, "text": " Now hold Q, hold Q, hold Q."}, {"start": 16244.220000000001, "end": 16248.12, "text": " I'll give you a new war nice"}, {"start": 16251.18, "end": 16255.260000000002, "text": " Okay, welcome to bro. Why are you letting the settle dragon back fuck?"}, {"start": 16256.420000000002, "end": 16258.420000000002, "text": " He's a fucking pussy"}, {"start": 16260.62, "end": 16262.740000000002, "text": " Jynxie, what do we do to fat pussies?"}, {"start": 16263.94, "end": 16265.94, "text": " We fuck em!"}, {"start": 16265.94, "end": 16266.94, "text": " We fuck em!"}, {"start": 16266.94, "end": 16268.94, "text": " We fuck em!"}, {"start": 16269.260000000002, "end": 16271.260000000002, "text": " Okay, so now go for the Baron"}, {"start": 16271.26, "end": 16273.26, "text": " Dying! Pre-bying! Pre-bying! Pre-bying!"}, {"start": 16273.26, "end": 16274.26, "text": " Yop."}, {"start": 16278.26, "end": 16279.26, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16282.26, "end": 16284.26, "text": " God, I love this fucking game, oh my god."}, {"start": 16285.26, "end": 16288.26, "text": " I'm just everywhere, I love Warwick, I'm fucking everywhere."}, {"start": 16289.26, "end": 16290.26, "text": " Where the fuck is my team?"}, {"start": 16291.26, "end": 16295.26, "text": " Dude, it's like you're literally an exhibitionist the way you're fucking everywhere, does that make sense?"}, {"start": 16295.26, "end": 16296.26, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 16297.26, "end": 16300.26, "text": " It means that you like fuck people in like bathroom stalls and stuff."}, {"start": 16301.26, "end": 16305.26, "text": " You see on Baron?"}, {"start": 16305.26, "end": 16307.26, "text": " God, Marge, there's someone."}, {"start": 16307.26, "end": 16308.26, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 16308.26, "end": 16310.26, "text": " I'll give you a discount if I got this."}, {"start": 16310.26, "end": 16313.26, "text": " Okay, then R! R! R! R! R!"}, {"start": 16315.26, "end": 16316.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16316.26, "end": 16317.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16319.26, "end": 16321.26, "text": " Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 16321.26, "end": 16322.26, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 16322.26, "end": 16324.26, "text": " Now, now, Jensen, Jensen, Jensen."}, {"start": 16324.26, "end": 16325.26, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16325.26, "end": 16328.26, "text": " I'm so strong!"}, {"start": 16328.26, "end": 16329.26, "text": " Wait, stop!"}, {"start": 16329.26, "end": 16330.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16330.26, "end": 16336.26, "text": " So now Jinxie walk mid and then all shot you are my urinal"}, {"start": 16340.98, "end": 16342.98, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16347.1, "end": 16353.86, "text": " All right, okay now okay now walk mid and then type piss with like 50 s's"}, {"start": 16353.86, "end": 16361.62, "text": " all right good now okay there we go perfect okay so now what we need is we"}, {"start": 16361.62, "end": 16365.02, "text": " just seem to keep fighting mid"}, {"start": 16365.94, "end": 16369.28, "text": " bro I'm gonna kill the whole team and end the game watch this I'm gonna kill"}, {"start": 16369.28, "end": 16371.28, "text": " I'm telling you, bro"}, {"start": 16373.84, "end": 16375.84, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 16376.36, "end": 16380.04, "text": " On him on him on him. Why would you let him run away from oh?"}, {"start": 16391.12, "end": 16393.12, "text": " Let me ask"}, {"start": 16393.32, "end": 16395.32, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 16395.32, "end": 16400.44, "text": " No, that was good though. That was good though. That was good though. That was good though, bro. That was good though."}, {"start": 16400.44, "end": 16402.44, "text": " Limit test. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 16402.44, "end": 16408.2, "text": " Bro, that was actually great. That was unequivocally great. You know what it's like when you just did?"}, {"start": 16408.2, "end": 16409.4, "text": " What? What? What? What? What? What?"}, {"start": 16409.4, "end": 16414.84, "text": " It's like you're in the middle of a war and you see like some random dead dude beside you."}, {"start": 16414.84, "end": 16421.32, "text": " So you like open the pin of a grenade, put it in his mouth and then toss him into the enemy team like a rag doll."}, {"start": 16421.32, "end": 16423.32, "text": " It's like that's what you just said, bro."}, {"start": 16425.32, "end": 16426.32, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 16426.32, "end": 16432.32, "text": " Okay, so now press P and bar your death stands."}, {"start": 16432.32, "end": 16433.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 16433.32, "end": 16441.2, "text": " Okay, so now we're gonna walk it down mid."}, {"start": 16441.2, "end": 16442.48, "text": " Because what do we do with the dog?"}, {"start": 16442.48, "end": 16443.48, "text": " We walk it down."}, {"start": 16443.48, "end": 16444.48, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 16444.48, "end": 16445.48, "text": " Walk it down, yep."}, {"start": 16445.48, "end": 16448.8, "text": " Now I want you to start twerking while you walk it down mid."}, {"start": 16448.8, "end": 16451.239999999998, "text": " Okay, twerk while I walk it down, are you sure?"}, {"start": 16451.239999999998, "end": 16453.64, "text": " Yeah, but only for like 5 seconds fast."}, {"start": 16453.64, "end": 16462.76, "text": " got it fast nice okay so now go for the dragon this is good this is some good"}, {"start": 16462.76, "end": 16468.84, "text": " shit my challenge I didn't get well I mean this on their fault have you seen"}, {"start": 16468.84, "end": 16474.6, "text": " how fat your ass is yes dude I'm not kidding you know what I would do if I"}, {"start": 16474.6, "end": 16479.6, "text": " I don't want to know. I don't even want to know."}, {"start": 16479.6, "end": 16484.6, "text": " Alright, so now what are you going to do? Look on the dragon."}, {"start": 16484.6, "end": 16489.6, "text": " Yep, just kill the dragon."}, {"start": 16489.6, "end": 16493.6, "text": " Too close Aurora, you're too close for daddy's comfort."}, {"start": 16493.6, "end": 16498.6, "text": " Yep, that's true. Now go for this. Smite, smite, smite, smite, SMITE!"}, {"start": 16498.6, "end": 16502.6, "text": " Daddy needs to kill. Daddy wants to kill."}, {"start": 16502.6, "end": 16505.6, "text": " Daddy doesn't care about objective. Daddy wants to kill him."}, {"start": 16505.6, "end": 16508.6, "text": " Okay, that's a good death mentality that I have."}, {"start": 16508.6, "end": 16510.6, "text": " Okay, stop pushing it."}, {"start": 16515.6, "end": 16517.6, "text": " Daddy's walking it down now."}, {"start": 16519.6, "end": 16521.6, "text": " Okay, you can probably end the game here."}, {"start": 16521.6, "end": 16523.6, "text": " Now listen, W and then R on the smother."}, {"start": 16523.6, "end": 16527.6, "text": " You're W'ing for more range and then you R on him and you can kill him."}, {"start": 16527.6, "end": 16535.6, "text": " Yes! Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 16535.6, "end": 16541.6, "text": " Alright, you can't then go kill the top inhibitor."}, {"start": 16541.6, "end": 16545.6, "text": " The top inhibitor. Cause you can't, no, no, that's bot."}, {"start": 16545.6, "end": 16550.6, "text": " That's bot, Jinxie. That's bot. Top, top, top. Yep, yep."}, {"start": 16557.6, "end": 16563.6, "text": " All right, there's no walk back. Walk back and recall. Walk back and recall. Walk back and recall."}, {"start": 16565.6, "end": 16571.6, "text": " I fuck it. Limit test. No, no, no, no, my dog. Limit test. You have no mana. Run. Run. Run. Run."}, {"start": 16577.6, "end": 16583.6, "text": " Coach, I can't run if I'm literally just rooted and stuck and stunned and fucked the entire time."}, {"start": 16583.6, "end": 16592.719999999998, "text": " Listen, yes daddy, yes, so what is my damage going to be 60,000 I mean, what do you"}, {"start": 16592.719999999998, "end": 16602.399999999998, "text": " Listen, Jenkseek if you die one more time, okay, we're gonna put you in a gimp suit and"}, {"start": 16602.399999999998, "end": 16609.28, "text": " I buys is gonna become the next morgue pie. Do you understand? Okay, are you sure? So"}, {"start": 16609.28, "end": 16615.28, "text": " That's why now, focus. You're going to buy a Ruby Crystal and then go for the Elixir of Iron."}, {"start": 16615.28, "end": 16618.28, "text": " Bro, English please, English."}, {"start": 16618.28, "end": 16621.28, "text": " Okay, buy the red thing?"}, {"start": 16621.28, "end": 16623.28, "text": " There's two red things."}, {"start": 16623.28, "end": 16625.28, "text": " Ah, the second one."}, {"start": 16625.28, "end": 16628.28, "text": " You could just save a streak."}, {"start": 16628.28, "end": 16630.28, "text": " Yeah, that's not what I want you to buy."}, {"start": 16630.28, "end": 16633.28, "text": " Okay anyways, just walk mid."}, {"start": 16639.28, "end": 16641.28, "text": " Wait, I think we can end the game here bro."}, {"start": 16643.28, "end": 16644.28, "text": " I want to end the game daddy."}, {"start": 16644.28, "end": 16647.28, "text": " Okay, so now listen, Jinxie, pro tip."}, {"start": 16647.28, "end": 16651.28, "text": " When you're going to win a game, inflict as much mental damage as possible."}, {"start": 16651.28, "end": 16656.28, "text": " Once you head to the enemy team, I was puking and shitting this whole game."}, {"start": 16666.28, "end": 16668.28, "text": " No, I don't tag the turrets."}, {"start": 16669.28, "end": 16699.12, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 16699.12, "end": 16700.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16700.12, "end": 16701.12, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 16701.12, "end": 16704.12, "text": " Wait, we just lost."}, {"start": 16704.12, "end": 16707.239999999998, "text": " No, you didn't."}, {"start": 16707.239999999998, "end": 16709.12, "text": " Your team is up in 35 seconds."}, {"start": 16709.12, "end": 16710.12, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16710.12, "end": 16713.12, "text": " Shut down."}, {"start": 16713.12, "end": 16717.12, "text": " The enemy smother just got a pentakill, but I'm telling you that's not a problem."}, {"start": 16717.12, "end": 16720.12, "text": " How do I end sneak top or something?"}, {"start": 16720.12, "end": 16724.62, "text": " No, so this is a mistake that a lot of low level players make, where they think that"}, {"start": 16724.62, "end": 16726.12, "text": " if they sneak top they end."}, {"start": 16726.12, "end": 16729.8, "text": " But dude, you're winning teamfights. Just group med, you're gonna be fine, okay?"}, {"start": 16733.239999999998, "end": 16735.16, "text": " Bro, I think we're gonna lose, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 16736.28, "end": 16737.8, "text": " No, no, no, you're fine, trust."}, {"start": 16742.52, "end": 16748.92, "text": " Dude, you're not gonna lose. Trust me. You got this. Go med."}, {"start": 16748.920000000002, "end": 16756.920000000002, "text": " Yes, just wait for your team. Go to the baron, baron, baron, baron, baron, now, baron now."}, {"start": 16756.920000000002, "end": 16767.640000000003, "text": " Okay, fight them, fight them, sure. Don't use your argo. Alright, this is good. Nice. Now walk"}, {"start": 16767.64, "end": 16770.64, "text": " Walk mid, you have numbers, it's 5v4."}, {"start": 16775.64, "end": 16776.64, "text": " This is free."}, {"start": 16776.64, "end": 16777.64, "text": " This is free."}, {"start": 16777.64, "end": 16779.64, "text": " It's 5v4."}, {"start": 16779.64, "end": 16781.64, "text": " Wait for your team, Jingxi."}, {"start": 16781.64, "end": 16783.64, "text": " Wait, no, back up, back up right over there."}, {"start": 16783.64, "end": 16785.64, "text": " Daddy's horny."}, {"start": 16785.64, "end": 16789.64, "text": " Listen, I know Daddy's horny, but I'm not wet yet, so you're gonna have to wait until you put it in, okay?"}, {"start": 16789.64, "end": 16791.64, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 16791.64, "end": 16792.64, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16792.64, "end": 16796.64, "text": " So look, right now, while you kill the minion waves, imagine it's like we're making out, right?"}, {"start": 16796.64, "end": 16804.32, "text": " And then oh wait now your team is all grouped up. Oh, there's a bit of moisture down there. So now Jinxie going you got this"}, {"start": 16806.28, "end": 16812.52, "text": " Oh god, okay everyone's fine. Oh, it's a fucking minefield. It's a fucking minefield. Okay back up and go for the dragon. Oh"}, {"start": 16813.96, "end": 16820.44, "text": " God, okay, they're unironically might be a chance you guys is but maybe not maybe not just go for the dragon"}, {"start": 16820.44, "end": 16829.379999999997, "text": " We're gonna lose we're gonna lose aren't we we're gonna lose an hour-long game"}, {"start": 16829.379999999997, "end": 16837.92, "text": " You're about to get the dragon soul you're fine"}, {"start": 16837.920000000002, "end": 16852.84, "text": " Now listen oh my god yes this is good okay now what are you going to do I'll tell this"}, {"start": 16852.84, "end": 16860.84, "text": " mother okay this is fine this is still okay now go on the smother after him go"}, {"start": 16860.84, "end": 16868.6, "text": " straight on the smother nice nice nice now smother smother"}, {"start": 16868.6, "end": 16871.6, "text": " ee ee ee"}, {"start": 16871.6, "end": 16882.96, "text": " oh my god yes yes oh my god yes yes go go win go end the game go end it"}, {"start": 16882.96, "end": 16887.52, "text": " they're all dead okay end the game end the game end the game"}, {"start": 16887.52, "end": 16893.32, "text": " It's not over yet though bro. It's over yet though because playing against an enemy base when they have a team"}, {"start": 16893.32, "end": 16898.28, "text": " Oh, it's literally like the Vietnam War dude like your team might get fucked by shrooms here"}, {"start": 16898.28, "end": 16900.68, "text": " So we're gonna have to be careful shrooms"}, {"start": 16901.64, "end": 16903.64, "text": " Because Timo can place mushrooms"}, {"start": 16905.16, "end": 16907.16, "text": " I hope they can"}, {"start": 16910.04, "end": 16912.04, "text": " That was a fucking shroom"}, {"start": 16918.3, "end": 16925.02, "text": " How much damage that has to be on most damage ever that has been most damage ever that has to be on most damage ever"}, {"start": 16936.38, "end": 16938.88, "text": " 37,000"}, {"start": 16938.88, "end": 16940.88, "text": " THOUSAND!"}, {"start": 16940.88, "end": 16944.88, "text": " dude let's go!"}, {"start": 16944.88, "end": 16946.88, "text": " now let's see how much damage you took"}, {"start": 16946.88, "end": 16948.88, "text": " press a little button"}, {"start": 16948.88, "end": 16950.88, "text": " wow"}, {"start": 16950.88, "end": 16952.88, "text": " is that good or bad?"}, {"start": 16952.88, "end": 16956.88, "text": " bro you tanked to more than everyone in the entire game"}, {"start": 16956.88, "end": 16959.88, "text": " is that good or bad?"}, {"start": 16959.88, "end": 16961.88, "text": " that's good bro"}, {"start": 16961.88, "end": 16963.88, "text": " that means you were the fucking fun miner"}, {"start": 16963.88, "end": 16965.88, "text": " you were the man with the plan"}, {"start": 16965.88, "end": 16967.88, "text": " okay so I did good"}, {"start": 16967.88, "end": 16970.88, "text": " Bro that's two wins in a row, Dottis!"}, {"start": 16970.88, "end": 16973.88, "text": " Okay, now Jim C."}, {"start": 16973.88, "end": 16975.88, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 16975.88, "end": 16978.88, "text": " Wait, before you show up."}, {"start": 16980.88, "end": 16982.88, "text": " Wait, don't show up yet."}, {"start": 16982.88, "end": 16983.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16988.88, "end": 16989.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16989.88, "end": 16990.88, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 16992.88, "end": 16993.88, "text": " Open that."}, {"start": 16993.88, "end": 16999.88, "text": " It's time for you to go to WAAAHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 16999.88, "end": 17001.88, "text": " Okay, okay, let's go!"}, {"start": 17001.88, "end": 17005.88, "text": " Bro, this guy is so fun. I love just jumping on people's penises, bro."}, {"start": 17005.88, "end": 17011.88, "text": " I love just jumping on people's dicks, Dantez. This is my guy!"}, {"start": 17011.88, "end": 17015.88, "text": " Dude, Jinxy, start bouncing on your chair! Bounce right now!"}, {"start": 17017.88, "end": 17021.88, "text": " I now start playing Honekonda by Nicki Minaj!"}, {"start": 17021.88, "end": 17024.88, "text": " No, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 17024.88, "end": 17030.88, "text": " Sorry, no, listen, my bad, I was actually getting a bit too into it there."}, {"start": 17030.88, "end": 17032.88, "text": " I'm genuinely sorry, it's okay."}, {"start": 17032.88, "end": 17036.88, "text": " Bro, maybe we should listen to something before I go into my next bed!"}, {"start": 17036.88, "end": 17040.88, "text": " Okay, there's a song, there's a song, okay?"}, {"start": 17040.88, "end": 17043.88, "text": " Wait, where are we?"}, {"start": 17043.88, "end": 17046.88, "text": " Bro, I'm a fucking warwick! God!"}, {"start": 17046.88, "end": 17049.88, "text": " Okay, Jynxie, let me just ask you one question."}, {"start": 17049.88, "end": 17054.68, "text": " Are you ready to go to war yes? Yes? Yes? Okay?"}, {"start": 17055.32, "end": 17057.32, "text": " That's that song"}, {"start": 17064.04, "end": 17069.16, "text": " And I'll tell you when to put it over okay when I tell you you need to put it"}, {"start": 17070.4, "end": 17072.4, "text": " 600% okay"}, {"start": 17079.88, "end": 17081.88, "text": " Wait, wait!"}, {"start": 17081.88, "end": 17083.88, "text": " Daddy, I'm gonna die!"}, {"start": 17083.88, "end": 17085.88, "text": " Daddy, I'm gonna die!"}, {"start": 17085.88, "end": 17086.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17086.88, "end": 17087.88, "text": " Hold!"}, {"start": 17087.88, "end": 17088.88, "text": " Hold!"}, {"start": 17088.88, "end": 17089.88, "text": " I'll tell you when you're allowed to."}, {"start": 17089.88, "end": 17090.88, "text": " I'll do better to hold that in and try to do permission."}, {"start": 17090.88, "end": 17091.88, "text": " I'm holding it!"}, {"start": 17091.88, "end": 17092.88, "text": " I'm holding it!"}, {"start": 17092.88, "end": 17093.88, "text": " I'm holding it!"}, {"start": 17093.88, "end": 17094.88, "text": " I'm holding it!"}, {"start": 17094.88, "end": 17095.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17095.88, "end": 17096.88, "text": " Just wait, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 17096.88, "end": 17097.88, "text": " It's gonna be another minute or so."}, {"start": 17097.88, "end": 17098.88, "text": " Maybe 30 seconds."}, {"start": 17098.88, "end": 17099.88, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 17099.88, "end": 17100.88, "text": " Another minute!"}, {"start": 17100.88, "end": 17101.88, "text": " I'm holding it!"}, {"start": 17101.88, "end": 17102.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17102.88, "end": 17103.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17103.88, "end": 17104.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17104.88, "end": 17105.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17105.88, "end": 17106.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17106.88, "end": 17107.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17107.88, "end": 17108.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17108.88, "end": 17110.88, "text": " Oh, I should've done it, baby!"}, {"start": 17111.88, "end": 17113.88, "text": " Okay, do it!"}, {"start": 17126.88, "end": 17129.88, "text": " Help me when I can see it! Please, I'm gonna tell you the real time!"}, {"start": 17129.88, "end": 17132.88, "text": " Help me when I can see it! Oh, it's gonna happen!"}, {"start": 17132.88, "end": 17135.88, "text": " I'm holding it in! Just tell me when I can not!"}, {"start": 17135.88, "end": 17141.760000000002, "text": " I can't go faster just yet wait"}, {"start": 17143.68, "end": 17145.08, "text": " Okay, wait"}, {"start": 17145.08, "end": 17151.960000000003, "text": " Okay, no, I need to stabilize your breathing. I need you to think of things that don't turn you on wait for it"}, {"start": 17155.04, "end": 17161.440000000002, "text": " Okay, James see James see your nut is gonna be when you put this song up to 500% volume"}, {"start": 17161.44, "end": 17167.699999999997, "text": " So I want you to open a volume master right now, and I'll tell you when to just crank the volume. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 17168.8, "end": 17170.8, "text": " Just keep it open"}, {"start": 17173.92, "end": 17175.92, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 17179.239999999998, "end": 17181.239999999998, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 17181.24, "end": 17184.24, "text": " I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 17184.24, "end": 17186.24, "text": " Wait, wait! Wait, wait! Wait, wait!"}, {"start": 17189.24, "end": 17190.24, "text": " I-I-I ask for jungle."}, {"start": 17190.24, "end": 17192.24, "text": " Trade for jungle. Trade for jungle."}, {"start": 17196.24, "end": 17197.24, "text": " Ow. Ow."}, {"start": 17197.24, "end": 17199.24, "text": " Okay, wait listen. Just listen."}, {"start": 17205.24, "end": 17206.24, "text": " Go to f***ing hell."}, {"start": 17211.24, "end": 17214.24, "text": " TAKE THE HOOVER JUMBLING NOW!"}, {"start": 17214.24, "end": 17216.24, "text": " TAKE IT WITH HIM!"}, {"start": 17221.24, "end": 17222.24, "text": " TAKE PLEASE!"}, {"start": 17223.24, "end": 17225.24, "text": " Oh god, oh just fucking go away!"}, {"start": 17225.24, "end": 17226.24, "text": " Fucking go away again!"}, {"start": 17226.24, "end": 17227.24, "text": " Say please!"}, {"start": 17231.24, "end": 17233.24, "text": " Now, okay, now take him check!"}, {"start": 17233.24, "end": 17234.24, "text": " Say please!"}, {"start": 17234.24, "end": 17235.24, "text": " Yes, say please!"}, {"start": 17241.24, "end": 17267.9, "text": " I don't know where it is but where the fuck is the music?"}, {"start": 17267.9, "end": 17277.780000000002, "text": " second monitor check your second monitor it's not here I don't know okay how do I"}, {"start": 17277.780000000002, "end": 17282.86, "text": " get my lane okay link your stream link your stream you have streamer privilege"}, {"start": 17282.86, "end": 17293.5, "text": " just link your jinxie stream and then be like yo give me jungle should I take"}, {"start": 17293.5, "end": 17300.5, "text": " top or not with Warwick? Yeah, yeah, just take top and then just keep typing please jungle, please jungle."}, {"start": 17309.5, "end": 17314.5, "text": " Oh, this might be bad. This might be bad, Janksy."}, {"start": 17317.5, "end": 17320.5, "text": " Bro, I can't play top with this guy."}, {"start": 17320.5, "end": 17323.5, "text": " No, you can. You actually can."}, {"start": 17325.5, "end": 17326.5, "text": " Okay, so, Jyncey."}, {"start": 17326.5, "end": 17329.5, "text": " So, should I just take John to go from him to start to walk into his camps?"}, {"start": 17331.5, "end": 17335.5, "text": " So, listen, if it was a year ago, yes, you could have."}, {"start": 17335.5, "end": 17338.5, "text": " But nowadays, you'd get banned if you did that."}, {"start": 17338.5, "end": 17344.5, "text": " But do you understand now why I tell you that, like, if some of these people were to die, it would be better?"}, {"start": 17344.5, "end": 17352.46, "text": " Because think about it, GenC. Imagine this mouth fight wasn't alive. You'd be jungle"}, {"start": 17352.46, "end": 17359.9, "text": " right now. So what's worth more? His life? Or are you jungling with Warwick? Answer me."}, {"start": 17359.9, "end": 17366.86, "text": " Probably his life, bro. Wrong! Get the no-pad out. Okay, all right. The no-pad is out."}, {"start": 17366.86, "end": 17376.260000000002, "text": " Okay, no one's, okay listen, your league teammates lives do not matter if they are ruining your"}, {"start": 17376.260000000002, "end": 17379.82, "text": " experience, write that down."}, {"start": 17379.82, "end": 17382.260000000002, "text": " My teammate, what is it again?"}, {"start": 17382.260000000002, "end": 17388.98, "text": " Your teammates lives don't matter if they ruin your experience."}, {"start": 17388.98, "end": 17395.98, "text": " Okay, now another note, I need you to also write down."}, {"start": 17395.98, "end": 17411.06, "text": " My life matters more than the experience of my teammates because I am the main character."}, {"start": 17411.06, "end": 17420.7, "text": " Everyone else is an NPC, Jinxie is king."}, {"start": 17420.7, "end": 17426.780000000002, "text": " If we were living in the 1300s, they would beat the peasants in my mind."}, {"start": 17426.780000000002, "end": 17427.780000000002, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 17427.780000000002, "end": 17428.780000000002, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 17428.780000000002, "end": 17429.780000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17429.780000000002, "end": 17430.780000000002, "text": " Bro, come on!"}, {"start": 17430.780000000002, "end": 17431.780000000002, "text": " That's not even bad to say!"}, {"start": 17431.780000000002, "end": 17432.780000000002, "text": " Okay, listen."}, {"start": 17432.780000000002, "end": 17438.780000000002, "text": " So, this is what we're gonna have to do."}, {"start": 17438.780000000002, "end": 17439.780000000002, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 17439.780000000002, "end": 17440.780000000002, "text": " She didn't see."}, {"start": 17440.780000000002, "end": 17441.780000000002, "text": " She didn't see."}, {"start": 17441.780000000002, "end": 17442.780000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17442.780000000002, "end": 17443.780000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17443.780000000002, "end": 17444.780000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17444.780000000002, "end": 17445.780000000002, "text": " Okay, look."}, {"start": 17445.780000000002, "end": 17446.940000000002, "text": " Go back in base."}, {"start": 17446.94, "end": 17450.94, "text": " go back in base you need to buy Doran's Blade you top lane this game"}, {"start": 17450.94, "end": 17455.34, "text": " go back in base buy Doran's Blade"}, {"start": 17455.34, "end": 17458.78, "text": " oh god press P but yeah the Doran's Blade"}, {"start": 17458.78, "end": 17462.26, "text": " there you go now walk top bro I'm playing top with"}, {"start": 17462.26, "end": 17466.1, "text": " Warwick yeah so"}, {"start": 17466.1, "end": 17470.219999999998, "text": " it's gonna be fine just trust me okay"}, {"start": 17470.219999999998, "end": 17474.059999999998, "text": " is my mouth like brain dead"}, {"start": 17474.06, "end": 17481.98, "text": " yes yes bro are you even supposed to play warwick top you can you can most"}, {"start": 17481.98, "end": 17487.18, "text": " warwick one tricks play him top lane now I want to just walk up to the"}, {"start": 17487.18, "end": 17492.460000000003, "text": " morticizer and auto attack him and then Q on him that's all you're gonna do"}, {"start": 17492.46, "end": 17501.46, "text": " I just keep auto-attacking him. Don't stop. Ignite and then Q. Ignite Q."}, {"start": 17501.46, "end": 17506.46, "text": " NICE! NICE!"}, {"start": 17506.46, "end": 17509.46, "text": " That's so huge. What an upgrade."}, {"start": 17509.46, "end": 17514.46, "text": " No, just pushing the wave. Auto-attack the minions, auto-attack the minions and control W."}, {"start": 17514.46, "end": 17516.46, "text": " Control W."}, {"start": 17516.46, "end": 17520.46, "text": " Alright, so now I just auto-attack all these minions."}, {"start": 17520.46, "end": 17527.54, "text": " yeah just kill him he knew kill him minions but we can't do shit he's a little bitch he's"}, {"start": 17527.54, "end": 17533.46, "text": " a little bitch compared to you okay now back up back up okay now recall so you're gonna"}, {"start": 17533.46, "end": 17538.579999999998, "text": " back up and you're gonna press B you should have done it in a bush but it's fine maybe"}, {"start": 17538.579999999998, "end": 17543.62, "text": " he wants to get away but not he will because he knows who daddy is that's true okay so"}, {"start": 17543.62, "end": 17550.26, "text": " now press P buy Kraken Sire right click the Kraken Sire bro hurry hurry hurry I told you"}, {"start": 17550.260000000002, "end": 17555.260000000002, "text": " what to do okay now go top right I'm warwick top and I want to know let's go"}, {"start": 17555.260000000002, "end": 17560.100000000002, "text": " let's put on a masterclass dude I'm telling you this is literally the freest"}, {"start": 17560.100000000002, "end": 17564.9, "text": " game of your entire fucking life right now do you understand yes this is this"}, {"start": 17564.9, "end": 17570.9, "text": " is legit you this is jitty against the law right now do you understand yep yes"}, {"start": 17570.9, "end": 17579.38, "text": " okay okay so now listen just wait for this minion wave to push in just no sit"}, {"start": 17579.38, "end": 17581.38, "text": " sit back sit back sit back you don't have to do like that"}, {"start": 17583.38, "end": 17584.38, "text": " yep control E"}, {"start": 17590.38, "end": 17591.38, "text": " now wait okay"}, {"start": 17591.38, "end": 17592.38, "text": " or you've never coached top before"}, {"start": 17593.38, "end": 17596.38, "text": " yep it's fine listen I'll teach you how to give the best top this game"}, {"start": 17596.38, "end": 17600.38, "text": " so now do not queue the minions okay do not queue the minions"}, {"start": 17600.38, "end": 17605.38, "text": " what you're gonna do is you're gonna when your Q is up you're gonna E Q E"}, {"start": 17605.38, "end": 17606.38, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 17606.38, "end": 17607.38, "text": " yep"}, {"start": 17609.38, "end": 17612.5, "text": " Okay, just back up from the minions, that's fine, back up, back up, that's okay."}, {"start": 17614.02, "end": 17616.9, "text": " Alright, so now just let it hit your turret, nope, just back up."}, {"start": 17616.9, "end": 17618.9, "text": " Yep, just back up all the way."}, {"start": 17622.74, "end": 17624.100000000002, "text": " Alright, auto the minions now."}, {"start": 17624.100000000002, "end": 17627.7, "text": " Do not use your Q on them, because Warwick Top uses a lot of mana."}, {"start": 17629.38, "end": 17631.14, "text": " Yep, walk up, walk up, walk up."}, {"start": 17631.7, "end": 17632.260000000002, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 17632.9, "end": 17633.86, "text": " Control Q."}, {"start": 17633.86, "end": 17642.46, "text": " right now now try to do it so this time don't do E like don't stop with E"}, {"start": 17642.46, "end": 17646.260000000002, "text": " what you're gonna do is you're gonna see if you can land your Q on him right so"}, {"start": 17646.260000000002, "end": 17649.54, "text": " you're gonna try to do a hold Q on him"}, {"start": 17650.420000000002, "end": 17655.58, "text": " okay to the minion to the minions we heal a bit"}, {"start": 17655.58, "end": 17665.660000000003, "text": " now walk up walk up now just kill the minion to heal kill the minion to heal"}, {"start": 17665.660000000003, "end": 17672.58, "text": " this is good nice now keep auto him no no no no you're gonna win to your level"}, {"start": 17672.58, "end": 17679.58, "text": " Okay now control Q, control Q, press W and then go bananas."}, {"start": 17683.58, "end": 17684.58, "text": " Back up."}, {"start": 17687.58, "end": 17689.58, "text": " Okay never mind just back up and recall, press B."}, {"start": 17691.58, "end": 17693.58, "text": " How am I doing right now, sir?"}, {"start": 17693.58, "end": 17695.58, "text": " Well listen, are you 1 and 0?"}, {"start": 17695.58, "end": 17696.58, "text": " Yep, 1 and 0."}, {"start": 17696.58, "end": 17699.58, "text": " Then you're fucking doing great bro, this guy's getting shit on."}, {"start": 17699.58, "end": 17701.58, "text": " So now by the Kraken, good, now watch top."}, {"start": 17705.58, "end": 17709.58, "text": " I'm telling you, everyone is jealous of your magnificence this game."}, {"start": 17709.58, "end": 17711.58, "text": " Thank you bro, seriously."}, {"start": 17711.58, "end": 17714.58, "text": " Do you want me to teach you how to BTFO hate watchers?"}, {"start": 17714.58, "end": 17715.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17715.58, "end": 17717.58, "text": " Read a hate comment."}, {"start": 17719.58, "end": 17722.58, "text": " Um, 13 at 5 minutes OMG."}, {"start": 17723.58, "end": 17724.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17724.58, "end": 17726.58, "text": " Uh, okay, read another one."}, {"start": 17729.58, "end": 17741.9, "text": " No, just like a backup. He's almost 6, you don't want to fight now. Now you only fight"}, {"start": 17741.9, "end": 17750.02, "text": " the minions. No, no, if he ults you, you're fucked. You do not want to walk up and stop"}, {"start": 17750.02, "end": 17753.9, "text": " using your Q on the minions when you're full HP. Look at your mana. Now you won't be able"}, {"start": 17753.9, "end": 17755.9, "text": " to fight ever"}, {"start": 17770.100000000002, "end": 17777.34, "text": " No, no, we did not do that you cannot fight cuz you have no mana look at your mana bro. You cannot use abilities when you have no mana"}, {"start": 17777.34, "end": 17778.34, "text": " Okay, Kitten."}, {"start": 17780.34, "end": 17782.34, "text": " Think of it like imagine your mana."}, {"start": 17782.34, "end": 17783.34, "text": " Okay, think of it this way."}, {"start": 17783.34, "end": 17786.34, "text": " Imagine your mana is your semen and your balls,"}, {"start": 17786.34, "end": 17789.34, "text": " and your abilities are when you bust nuts."}, {"start": 17789.34, "end": 17791.34, "text": " What happens if you have no semen?"}, {"start": 17791.34, "end": 17793.34, "text": " You can't bust out of nuts."}, {"start": 17793.34, "end": 17794.34, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 17794.34, "end": 17795.34, "text": " So think of it like this."}, {"start": 17795.34, "end": 17797.34, "text": " If you keep busting on the minions,"}, {"start": 17797.34, "end": 17799.34, "text": " then you can use it on the champions."}, {"start": 17799.34, "end": 17800.34, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 17802.34, "end": 17803.34, "text": " Seen the bush?"}, {"start": 17803.34, "end": 17805.34, "text": " No, he's not. You're good."}, {"start": 17807.34, "end": 17820.420000000002, "text": " oh god oh god okay listen try to run away try to run away you cannot fight"}, {"start": 17820.420000000002, "end": 17829.86, "text": " this dodged it dodged the leesa oh so now my jungler at exactly so now type in"}, {"start": 17829.86, "end": 17842.68, "text": " chat jungle gap perfect so now you're gonna buy the kraken slayer yep so now"}, {"start": 17842.68, "end": 17849.04, "text": " right-click Kraken sir and then go back top now type again your junglers are"}, {"start": 17849.04, "end": 17859.420000000002, "text": " responded so you haven't gotten under a skin type trash jungle yep perfect good"}, {"start": 17859.420000000002, "end": 17866.24, "text": " so now we're so now you're gonna type back backyard versus Amazon rainforest"}, {"start": 17866.24, "end": 17872.68, "text": " jungle gap sure should I be farming no no you're not able to farm anyways so you"}, {"start": 17872.68, "end": 17878.2, "text": " might as well just use your time from the enemy type backyard versus Amazon"}, {"start": 17878.2, "end": 17892.920000000002, "text": " rain forest okay good all right nice now do not use your Q on the minions"}, {"start": 17895.440000000002, "end": 17902.68, "text": " I didn't get any gold it's okay listen the thing is you can see that like"}, {"start": 17902.68, "end": 17907.64, "text": " Laning doesn't matter. This game is like a filler game. So you watch one piece, right? Yep"}, {"start": 17908.46, "end": 17912.46, "text": " So imagine every game your auto-fill does like a filler game. It's like a filler arc"}, {"start": 17912.46, "end": 17914.94, "text": " Do you care about what happens in the filler arc? No"}, {"start": 17915.66, "end": 17921.9, "text": " Exactly, so if you might as well just spend your time antagonizing your teammates, then actually trying to win the game. Okay, I got it"}, {"start": 17923.260000000002, "end": 17926.5, "text": " All right, so now back up. Yes, sir. I got you. I got you"}, {"start": 17932.68, "end": 17936.88, "text": " Do you want to try fighting him just for the fuck of it?"}, {"start": 17936.88, "end": 17937.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17937.88, "end": 17939.920000000002, "text": " Okay, not yet though."}, {"start": 17939.920000000002, "end": 17943.72, "text": " When this minion wave dies and it's back to even, then you're going to try fighting"}, {"start": 17943.72, "end": 17945.2, "text": " him to limit us, okay?"}, {"start": 17945.2, "end": 17947.56, "text": " Yeah, let's limit us."}, {"start": 17947.56, "end": 17950.56, "text": " He left."}, {"start": 17950.56, "end": 17954.12, "text": " Nice, you got one."}, {"start": 17954.12, "end": 17958.72, "text": " Q on the minion to heal."}, {"start": 17958.72, "end": 17965.600000000002, "text": " Okay, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs."}, {"start": 17965.600000000002, "end": 17966.600000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 17966.600000000002, "end": 17974.48, "text": " Now, press W now, now, now, you're fighting, you're fighting, you're fighting!"}, {"start": 17974.48, "end": 17975.48, "text": " Go on, Lee Sin."}, {"start": 17975.48, "end": 17976.48, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 17976.48, "end": 17980.88, "text": " Go in, go in, go in, E, E, E, kill the blind one, nice!"}, {"start": 17980.88, "end": 17984.68, "text": " Get this to Ignite, press F and Q, F, Q, nice."}, {"start": 17984.68, "end": 17986.68, "text": " Keep fighting."}, {"start": 17986.68, "end": 17988.68, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 17988.68, "end": 17990.68, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 17990.68, "end": 17993.68, "text": " Let me take the scut. I don't give a fuck about anything."}, {"start": 17993.68, "end": 18000.68, "text": " Yeah dude, listen. Bro, bro, I might not be into shit, but I definitely have a scut fetish. Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 18000.68, "end": 18001.68, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 18001.68, "end": 18004.68, "text": " Right, I think I do less damage now."}, {"start": 18004.68, "end": 18012.68, "text": " Um, yeah, it's because the thing is that little blue thing that you buy when you're a jungler, it doesn't, uh, you don't have it, so you do less damage to the monsters."}, {"start": 18012.68, "end": 18014.68, "text": " So now recall."}, {"start": 18014.68, "end": 18021.72, "text": " recall bro we're winning now cuz that's like I'm so good okay this is good this"}, {"start": 18021.72, "end": 18025.24, "text": " is good so now Jinx see why you're walking back to lane you know how we"}, {"start": 18025.24, "end": 18028.920000000002, "text": " were saying you have a scut fetish I said thank god I'm here in the chat"}, {"start": 18028.920000000002, "end": 18033.4, "text": " where you say nice okay now walk back by items walk back by items and then I'll"}, {"start": 18033.4, "end": 18037.4, "text": " tell you what to do hi what do you know how yeah so now by the by the cracking"}, {"start": 18037.4, "end": 18042.16, "text": " slayer okay good so now walk back top so you know how we were just saying you"}, {"start": 18042.16, "end": 18054.0, "text": " have a scott fetish yeah so I need you to make up sound okay oh my god"}, {"start": 18054.0, "end": 18061.72, "text": " yeah no you don't have to find me at wait until your alt is up wait until your"}, {"start": 18061.72, "end": 18070.7, "text": " alt is up nice okay almost perfect sessing almost perfect sessing kill"}, {"start": 18070.7, "end": 18075.84, "text": " last minion nice you're fucking beast boy sure you haven't played this game"}, {"start": 18075.84, "end": 18081.920000000002, "text": " before yes nice okay you don't mean to fuck this guy in his tight ass I you know"}, {"start": 18081.920000000002, "end": 18085.3, "text": " what I want to see it I want you to go crazy on him Jamesy I want you to fucking"}, {"start": 18085.3, "end": 18093.86, "text": " annihilate his holes nice nice press W press W E and then Q W E nice E okay"}, {"start": 18093.86, "end": 18095.86, "text": " You're Q us up in one second"}, {"start": 18103.940000000002, "end": 18105.940000000002, "text": " Who's the fucking greatest"}, {"start": 18108.14, "end": 18110.14, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 18110.74, "end": 18116.18, "text": " Dude now I wanted to type I must be a prostitute the way the top is gap"}, {"start": 18116.940000000002, "end": 18122.82, "text": " Are you sure that's a tight man? What if you leaven sees this? Yeah, just recall. It's not a good look. All right"}, {"start": 18123.86, "end": 18129.86, "text": " I mean holy top shit, Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 18129.86, "end": 18136.86, "text": " Dude, all I'm gonna say is great Gary's dominating the fucking Rift right now."}, {"start": 18136.86, "end": 18138.86, "text": " Yo, don't do that Gary shit!"}, {"start": 18138.86, "end": 18140.86, "text": " Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 18140.86, "end": 18144.86, "text": " Okay, mod back, you have 800 gold, you have 800 gold."}, {"start": 18144.86, "end": 18147.86, "text": " So now just buy boots, just buy tier 1 boots."}, {"start": 18147.86, "end": 18148.86, "text": " The, the, yep."}, {"start": 18148.86, "end": 18150.86, "text": " The two boots, stop the ass!"}, {"start": 18150.86, "end": 18155.9, "text": " I don't want you to buy any of them so click left click on one of the boots"}, {"start": 18157.9, "end": 18163.760000000002, "text": " Okay, now left click on the little boots. Yep. Okay now walk up. So now open your shop again"}, {"start": 18166.3, "end": 18168.3, "text": " Okay, now click on the boot"}, {"start": 18168.5, "end": 18175.18, "text": " The boot left click on the note left click on the small boot. Yep, and then the one with an exclamation mark click on it"}, {"start": 18175.18, "end": 18181.18, "text": " bro are you braindead? like are you braindead? are you braindead?"}, {"start": 18181.18, "end": 18183.18, "text": " what are you telling me to do?"}, {"start": 18183.18, "end": 18186.18, "text": " jinxie, jinxie, open your shop again"}, {"start": 18186.18, "end": 18188.18, "text": " Jesus fucking christ, what?"}, {"start": 18188.18, "end": 18190.18, "text": " stop right!"}, {"start": 18190.18, "end": 18192.18, "text": " stop right!"}, {"start": 18193.18, "end": 18196.18, "text": " okay, now just fight"}, {"start": 18196.18, "end": 18198.18, "text": " good"}, {"start": 18198.18, "end": 18205.18, "text": " all right nice get this"}, {"start": 18211.78, "end": 18215.5, "text": " okay now jing see we're gonna role play me"}, {"start": 18215.5, "end": 18218.5, "text": " I'm the mordecai sir you're the warwick okay"}, {"start": 18218.5, "end": 18225.5, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 18228.18, "end": 18230.98, "text": " Please, get away! I do not want this!"}, {"start": 18234.74, "end": 18236.66, "text": " No! Stop hitting me!"}, {"start": 18236.66, "end": 18239.22, "text": " Ah! Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 18239.22, "end": 18241.06, "text": " Pressy, pressy, pressy, pressy!"}, {"start": 18241.06, "end": 18242.1, "text": " Walk back, walk back!"}, {"start": 18242.1, "end": 18243.78, "text": " E, E and walk back, walk back!"}, {"start": 18244.74, "end": 18247.38, "text": " No! Please, please, please!"}, {"start": 18247.38, "end": 18248.420000000002, "text": " Okay, now fight!"}, {"start": 18248.420000000002, "end": 18250.18, "text": " Fight! You got this!"}, {"start": 18251.86, "end": 18253.14, "text": " Oh my gosh, she's so low!"}, {"start": 18253.14, "end": 18254.18, "text": " She's so low!"}, {"start": 18254.74, "end": 18255.46, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18255.46, "end": 18265.46, "text": " bro how sick was that oh my god i could have ignited what would be nice to ask there if i would have ignited it's over"}, {"start": 18265.46, "end": 18269.46, "text": " but see like listen do you know why it's good that you died there"}, {"start": 18269.46, "end": 18271.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18278.46, "end": 18281.18, "text": " Is oh good nice"}, {"start": 18281.26, "end": 18286.219999999998, "text": " I like this so now buy the boots by the boots by the boots what?"}, {"start": 18289.86, "end": 18291.86, "text": " Quick"}, {"start": 18299.46, "end": 18302.879999999997, "text": " Sorry sir."}, {"start": 18302.879999999997, "end": 18303.879999999997, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 18303.879999999997, "end": 18304.879999999997, "text": " So now listen."}, {"start": 18304.879999999997, "end": 18308.879999999997, "text": " Let's talk and more fighting."}, {"start": 18308.879999999997, "end": 18309.879999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18309.879999999997, "end": 18315.239999999998, "text": " So this is what we're going to have to do now."}, {"start": 18315.239999999998, "end": 18320.2, "text": " Play for killing this top wave and then after that back up and wait in the bush."}, {"start": 18320.2, "end": 18321.64, "text": " It's about to be a jitty bush."}, {"start": 18321.64, "end": 18323.76, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 18323.76, "end": 18324.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18324.76, "end": 18328.36, "text": " Now just sit in the bush and wait in the middle one."}, {"start": 18328.36, "end": 18329.36, "text": " In the middle one."}, {"start": 18329.36, "end": 18334.36, "text": " to bait him. I need you to become the best master baiter of all time. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 18334.36, "end": 18335.36, "text": " Yes, King."}, {"start": 18335.36, "end": 18344.36, "text": " Okay, so now just sit in the bush and don't move. Now I want you to all chat. I'm AFKGG."}, {"start": 18344.36, "end": 18351.36, "text": " Alright, now just wait. Wait. Wait."}, {"start": 18351.36, "end": 18355.36, "text": " Yep, I know just wait. Wait. Okay. No way I am!"}, {"start": 18355.36, "end": 18359.600000000002, "text": " I am! Press W, W, W and R. Nice, nice, nice."}, {"start": 18359.600000000002, "end": 18361.600000000002, "text": " Hold Q, E, hold Q."}, {"start": 18361.600000000002, "end": 18362.440000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18364.68, "end": 18365.600000000002, "text": " Keep hitting, keep hitting."}, {"start": 18365.600000000002, "end": 18366.440000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18366.440000000002, "end": 18367.920000000002, "text": " Walk out, walk out."}, {"start": 18367.920000000002, "end": 18369.08, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 18369.08, "end": 18371.32, "text": " Okay, now cue the minions so you don't die."}, {"start": 18371.32, "end": 18372.16, "text": " Cue the minions."}, {"start": 18373.24, "end": 18374.08, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 18374.08, "end": 18375.920000000002, "text": " Run, run, run, run, run, run, run."}, {"start": 18375.920000000002, "end": 18377.56, "text": " Okay, press."}, {"start": 18377.56, "end": 18378.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18378.4, "end": 18391.2, "text": " nice good okay so now what you're gonna do you're gonna buy a blade of the"}, {"start": 18391.2, "end": 18397.2, "text": " rune king where's that I should know buy buy it yeah the for now it don't mind"}, {"start": 18397.2, "end": 18405.16, "text": " on bucket by the first one commonly built what like what this this yes okay"}, {"start": 18405.16, "end": 18408.44, "text": " Now out of base you're gonna walk top again, okay?"}, {"start": 18412.96, "end": 18414.96, "text": " Jinx you go on a date with me. No Tyler"}, {"start": 18418.48, "end": 18422.04, "text": " Wait, why do you ask you to go on a date with him doesn't he have two kids?"}, {"start": 18423.72, "end": 18425.72, "text": " No, we're not Tyler one somebody else"}, {"start": 18428.88, "end": 18430.88, "text": " Yep, that's good"}, {"start": 18431.68, "end": 18433.68, "text": " Hey for the top"}, {"start": 18435.16, "end": 18441.76, "text": " Alright, so now this is what we're going to do."}, {"start": 18441.76, "end": 18445.88, "text": " I want you to walk back, like near your turret, and type slash dance."}, {"start": 18445.88, "end": 18449.44, "text": " Yep, just type slash dance and sit there and do nothing."}, {"start": 18449.44, "end": 18453.079999999998, "text": " Yep, slash dance."}, {"start": 18453.079999999998, "end": 18454.079999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18454.079999999998, "end": 18458.079999999998, "text": " Now just stay there."}, {"start": 18458.079999999998, "end": 18463.84, "text": " What's the point of this, coach?"}, {"start": 18463.84, "end": 18464.84, "text": " Because you're BM-ing."}, {"start": 18464.84, "end": 18467.88, "text": " So now he's gonna get baited into taking a bad fight."}, {"start": 18467.88, "end": 18470.04, "text": " Imagine it's like Jynxi, you sit there"}, {"start": 18470.04, "end": 18471.76, "text": " and like I walk into a room,"}, {"start": 18471.76, "end": 18475.24, "text": " but you're there and you put this like red lace thong."}, {"start": 18475.24, "end": 18478.82, "text": " That's what it's like when you do the slash dance, okay?"}, {"start": 18486.96, "end": 18488.2, "text": " Yep, good again, good."}, {"start": 18488.2, "end": 18495.940000000002, "text": " bro i might actually be dead fast top laner in the world"}, {"start": 18495.940000000002, "end": 18499.82, "text": " yep no you are you're doing good no no no don't need the minions don't need the minions"}, {"start": 18499.82, "end": 18506.82, "text": " just dance just dance we don't care about minions we want kills slash dance"}, {"start": 18506.82, "end": 18516.780000000002, "text": " now slash all trash top this is the best game in the world bro i don't even care"}, {"start": 18516.78, "end": 18521.26, "text": " Okay, so now Jinxie, when he walks up to you to fight you, do not move, okay?"}, {"start": 18521.26, "end": 18524.16, "text": " I'm gonna want you to just press W"}, {"start": 18524.16, "end": 18526.039999999997, "text": " and then you're gonna go fucking crazy on him."}, {"start": 18526.039999999997, "end": 18527.62, "text": " No! No! No!"}, {"start": 18527.62, "end": 18528.12, "text": " Arrgh!"}, {"start": 18529.62, "end": 18530.62, "text": " Okay, hold Q."}, {"start": 18530.62, "end": 18532.62, "text": " Aww, you just pressed it."}, {"start": 18533.26, "end": 18534.26, "text": " Back up."}, {"start": 18535.18, "end": 18536.18, "text": " Back up."}, {"start": 18537.42, "end": 18538.42, "text": " Okay, wait."}, {"start": 18538.42, "end": 18540.62, "text": " Okay, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q."}, {"start": 18540.62, "end": 18542.12, "text": " Press up, press up."}, {"start": 18542.12, "end": 18543.12, "text": " Okay, back up."}, {"start": 18544.399999999998, "end": 18545.399999999998, "text": " Okay, alright."}, {"start": 18545.399999999998, "end": 18546.399999999998, "text": " Q."}, {"start": 18546.78, "end": 18550.78, "text": " Okay. Hold Q on him and E. E. Okay, back up, back up."}, {"start": 18550.78, "end": 18554.539999999997, "text": " Okay, this is good, this is good, this is good. Okay, now hold Q on him."}, {"start": 18554.539999999997, "end": 18556.059999999998, "text": " If you hold Q on him, he's dead."}, {"start": 18560.059999999998, "end": 18562.059999999998, "text": " You just hopped it again. Okay."}, {"start": 18566.86, "end": 18570.059999999998, "text": " I'll charge. No, no, no, no, no. Press escape. Press escape."}, {"start": 18570.06, "end": 18580.52, "text": " Dude, that was 100% your fault by the way, but anyways, just type, you got lucky, you"}, {"start": 18580.52, "end": 18582.02, "text": " still suck."}, {"start": 18582.02, "end": 18590.780000000002, "text": " Varadis, I just realized something, Dantez."}, {"start": 18590.780000000002, "end": 18595.82, "text": " What if this entire time that I've harassed him, he doesn't even have all the chat on?"}, {"start": 18595.82, "end": 18600.22, "text": " Well, now you're learning how to be a real league player, talking to yourself with the"}, {"start": 18600.22, "end": 18601.22, "text": " voices in your head."}, {"start": 18601.22, "end": 18604.22, "text": " Okay, so now, buy the Blazor and King."}, {"start": 18604.22, "end": 18607.26, "text": " Alright, now walk straight bottom."}, {"start": 18607.26, "end": 18613.26, "text": " Ash knows, stay top."}, {"start": 18613.260000000002, "end": 18625.7, "text": " now hop chat jiddy gets what jiddy wants"}, {"start": 18625.7, "end": 18637.620000000003, "text": " okay so now listen fight him fight him"}, {"start": 18637.62, "end": 18642.62, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 18642.62, "end": 18646.62, "text": " Like, why am I here?"}, {"start": 18646.62, "end": 18647.62, "text": " Coach, why am I here?"}, {"start": 18647.62, "end": 18649.62, "text": " There's three people on me, coach."}, {"start": 18649.62, "end": 18651.62, "text": " Should I knock the shit out of you or what?"}, {"start": 18651.62, "end": 18653.62, "text": " Like, why am I here?"}, {"start": 18653.62, "end": 18654.62, "text": " Fight me."}, {"start": 18654.62, "end": 18656.62, "text": " Okay, so GenC, GenC."}, {"start": 18656.62, "end": 18660.62, "text": " Your bot lane just got an uncontested wave for that."}, {"start": 18660.62, "end": 18662.62, "text": " So think of it this way."}, {"start": 18662.62, "end": 18664.62, "text": " Your team just got 100 gold for free bots,"}, {"start": 18664.62, "end": 18666.62, "text": " 100 gold for free mid."}, {"start": 18666.62, "end": 18672.379999999997, "text": " So that means that now you're at first coach. No, I mean, I'm gonna be honest a second and show you one. It's fun"}, {"start": 18675.26, "end": 18679.3, "text": " But this is good, so now type in team chat Baron now"}, {"start": 18686.78, "end": 18695.02, "text": " Okay, well the baron's gone what happened they took it, okay, you got this that's a free kill top. Are you ready? Yep?"}, {"start": 18696.62, "end": 18702.86, "text": " go just run out here"}, {"start": 18706.86, "end": 18710.98, "text": " okay wait you can't get her you can't get her I should maybe you can not am I"}, {"start": 18710.98, "end": 18716.1, "text": " alright just clear them and anyway soon you're gonna have to start grouping"}, {"start": 18716.1, "end": 18724.539999999997, "text": " okay all right now the thing is about your build is that you're really good"}, {"start": 18724.54, "end": 18731.32, "text": " That's split pushing but you're not as good out like team fighting because you're squishy. It's like Master Yi"}, {"start": 18734.06, "end": 18738.18, "text": " Okay, now go top kill the turrets kill the minion wave kill the turrets"}, {"start": 18746.14, "end": 18748.14, "text": " Now go kill the turret"}, {"start": 18748.14, "end": 18755.94, "text": " Now go for the next turret too kill the next minion wave go for the next turret go"}, {"start": 18763.5, "end": 18767.62, "text": " This is good, this is good now keep hitting keep going keep keep going"}, {"start": 18770.3, "end": 18772.739999999998, "text": " Nice going going head head head head"}, {"start": 18778.14, "end": 18786.52, "text": " This is called split-pushing so your team gets like pressure mid which allows you to get free turrets top"}, {"start": 18786.52, "end": 18788.52, "text": " You see that yeah, god"}, {"start": 18789.98, "end": 18791.98, "text": " Back up run away now run away"}, {"start": 18793.62, "end": 18796.26, "text": " Press E and then our way our way E and then art"}, {"start": 18802.62, "end": 18806.52, "text": " Okay, listen, that's my bad James and bending over do whatever you want to me"}, {"start": 18808.14, "end": 18822.3, "text": " I broke my camera, one second."}, {"start": 18822.3, "end": 18824.3, "text": " Alright, that's fine."}, {"start": 18824.3, "end": 18834.14, "text": " Alright, so James listen, Baron, our dragon is up in 15 seconds, okay?"}, {"start": 18834.14, "end": 18841.14, "text": " straight bot, you can probably kill the Mordekaiser."}, {"start": 18846.14, "end": 18849.14, "text": " Level 16 dude, are you sure?"}, {"start": 18849.14, "end": 18854.14, "text": " Yeah, just back up. Kill the minions. If he walks up too far, Loki may be cut."}, {"start": 18854.14, "end": 18857.14, "text": " Hold tab, let me just look at his items."}, {"start": 18857.14, "end": 18862.14, "text": " Okay, you probably don't win because he bought anti-heal."}, {"start": 18862.14, "end": 18871.66, "text": " okay so now listen we're gonna have to start grouping soon so walk med walk med"}, {"start": 18871.66, "end": 18878.5, "text": " nope yep we can do that too that's good"}, {"start": 18882.26, "end": 18890.18, "text": " all right nice you just marked it take his raptors to you just let's yep"}, {"start": 18892.14, "end": 18899.14, "text": " Now, why don't you walk mid and type if you're welcome?"}, {"start": 18899.14, "end": 18901.14, "text": " Alright, now walk mid."}, {"start": 18901.14, "end": 18908.14, "text": " Alright, it's time for you to fight with your team."}, {"start": 18908.14, "end": 18913.14, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 18913.14, "end": 18914.14, "text": " Now just wait."}, {"start": 18914.14, "end": 18921.14, "text": " When they walk up, you're going to press W and go crazy, okay?"}, {"start": 18921.14, "end": 18927.14, "text": " On the Mordekaiser, go low! Look at your team! Your team is fighting! Go! Go! Yep, go! Go! You got this."}, {"start": 18930.14, "end": 18931.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18932.14, "end": 18938.14, "text": " Okay, listen. Where the red dot is, stay on top of the red dot. That's the Mordekaiser. You can kill him."}, {"start": 18939.14, "end": 18940.14, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 18942.14, "end": 18944.14, "text": " Just wait the Mord! Go on the Mord!"}, {"start": 18951.14, "end": 18954.14, "text": " MY SKILL BITCH! MY FUCKING SKILL!"}, {"start": 18954.14, "end": 18956.14, "text": " THAT'S J-SKILL BABY!"}, {"start": 18956.14, "end": 18957.14, "text": " Alright, good."}, {"start": 18961.14, "end": 18962.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18965.14, "end": 18968.14, "text": " Now, Ching-Sam, I'm gonna leave you alone for one minute while I piss."}, {"start": 18968.14, "end": 18970.14, "text": " Just play with your team, okay? One second."}, {"start": 18971.14, "end": 18972.14, "text": " Yes, kid."}, {"start": 18974.14, "end": 18977.14, "text": " How about a fucking fuck this Pantheon in the ass?"}, {"start": 18977.14, "end": 18987.14, "text": " I'm going to kill you all."}, {"start": 18987.14, "end": 18997.14, "text": " YES!"}, {"start": 19027.14, "end": 19029.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19033.34, "end": 19035.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19035.34, "end": 19037.34, "text": " OOOOOOOH!"}, {"start": 19048.62, "end": 19049.52, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 19049.52, "end": 19051.52, "text": " WAIT WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED THIS?!"}, {"start": 19055.02, "end": 19062.14, "text": " Okay, okay, this is good. The bottom wave is coming in. You can end the game with this many waves. Hit the turrets! Hit the turrets!"}, {"start": 19062.14, "end": 19064.14, "text": " Oh no, my team's retarded. Run away."}, {"start": 19065.34, "end": 19068.62, "text": " I just kept touching him killed on that's what you're gonna"}, {"start": 19070.46, "end": 19073.5, "text": " Well, what even happened? I'm the greatest of all time"}, {"start": 19073.5, "end": 19074.5, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 19074.5, "end": 19075.5, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 19075.5, "end": 19077.5, "text": " FUCKING GOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 19077.5, "end": 19079.5, "text": " Bro, you got this!"}, {"start": 19095.5, "end": 19096.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19096.5, "end": 19099.5, "text": " On respawn, we're gonna have to look for the Baron, okay?"}, {"start": 19099.5, "end": 19111.86, "text": " I broke my camera dude how does it always break it's a piece of fucking shit"}, {"start": 19111.86, "end": 19116.62, "text": " chat I should never stop hitting right never stop it yeah I never stop it"}, {"start": 19116.62, "end": 19125.34, "text": " everyone all the twitch primers Jinxie needs a new cam if you have a prime we"}, {"start": 19125.34, "end": 19127.34, "text": " I NEED YOU!"}, {"start": 19127.34, "end": 19131.84, "text": " DomTest, should I listen to any like speeches before I end this game or what do you think, gang?"}, {"start": 19132.84, "end": 19134.84, "text": " Do you think you're ready for a hard sell song?"}, {"start": 19134.84, "end": 19137.34, "text": " Yes. What should I buy for a massage?"}, {"start": 19137.84, "end": 19139.34, "text": " Yup, do it."}, {"start": 19140.34, "end": 19141.84, "text": " Alright, give me songs, please."}, {"start": 19142.34, "end": 19143.34, "text": " Yup, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 19145.34, "end": 19146.34, "text": " Put it in Discord."}, {"start": 19146.84, "end": 19147.84, "text": " Put it in Discord."}, {"start": 19147.84, "end": 19148.84, "text": " Wait, give me some of your song."}, {"start": 19148.84, "end": 19149.84, "text": " Put it in Discord."}, {"start": 19150.84, "end": 19152.34, "text": " WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"}, {"start": 19152.34, "end": 19156.14, "text": " That seems fighting dude, you gotta hurry bro."}, {"start": 19156.14, "end": 19158.94, "text": " Okay go, no no no no no, go."}, {"start": 19158.94, "end": 19159.94, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 19159.94, "end": 19163.74, "text": " You can't end the game, you need the music."}, {"start": 19163.74, "end": 19164.74, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 19164.74, "end": 19166.74, "text": " Alright GG, it's fucked."}, {"start": 19166.74, "end": 19169.86, "text": " Did you see that, can I just catch up?"}, {"start": 19169.86, "end": 19172.02, "text": " No that was actually insane."}, {"start": 19172.02, "end": 19183.7, "text": " the music oh gg it's fucked no that was actually insane wait I don't think you're"}, {"start": 19183.7, "end": 19187.62, "text": " too much saying the game bot okay jing see put this song I just put you in"}, {"start": 19187.62, "end": 19190.260000000002, "text": " discord now"}, {"start": 19202.02, "end": 19213.14, "text": " Okay, go to the baron after you please call, okay?"}, {"start": 19213.14, "end": 19218.82, "text": " You need to go to the baron now you got this."}, {"start": 19218.82, "end": 19221.22, "text": " This is your moment, Jamesy!"}, {"start": 19221.22, "end": 19222.22, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 19222.22, "end": 19229.22, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 19229.22, "end": 19242.22, "text": " Go med, go med, you seem as if they want to fight, be with them."}, {"start": 19242.22, "end": 19249.22, "text": " Wait, Jc, I'm in the Lair."}, {"start": 19249.22, "end": 19253.22, "text": " Only when the paint drops, the finishers are dropping with the baron!"}, {"start": 19257.22, "end": 19259.22, "text": " I'll throw you back! I'll throw you back!"}, {"start": 19269.22, "end": 19271.22, "text": " I'll tear you up!"}, {"start": 19309.22, "end": 19311.22, "text": " That's not right."}, {"start": 19315.22, "end": 19319.22, "text": " Hey, you're gonna have to back up. We need to make it to the second drop."}, {"start": 19326.22, "end": 19333.22, "text": " Now, Jency, when this beat drops, I want you to start screaming and just running the fucking..."}, {"start": 19339.22, "end": 19349.22, "text": " Go on, go on."}, {"start": 19349.22, "end": 19365.22, "text": " You haven't faded my mind in my body, but there's one thing you say it always means."}, {"start": 19365.22, "end": 19367.22, "text": " 3 wins in a row!"}, {"start": 19383.72, "end": 19385.72, "text": " Alright, you can turn it off now."}, {"start": 19389.22, "end": 19390.22, "text": " Jaycee."}, {"start": 19390.22, "end": 19391.22, "text": " I'm the greatest."}, {"start": 19391.22, "end": 19405.86, "text": " I am the greatest warwick player in the history of fucking iron chat you understand me I want"}, {"start": 19405.86, "end": 19414.460000000003, "text": " to gain top me help me help me help me help I'm a jungler y'all I want to gain top I run"}, {"start": 19414.46, "end": 19422.14, "text": " this shit bro let's play again okay now there's a lot at stake for this next"}, {"start": 19422.14, "end": 19427.219999999998, "text": " game because right now you're 90 LP which means if you win this you promote"}, {"start": 19427.219999999998, "end": 19432.34, "text": " back into iron two there's no point standing around you'll only be showered"}, {"start": 19432.34, "end": 19439.7, "text": " by more folders ready your horses on the double let's go be honest are all of us"}, {"start": 19439.7, "end": 19441.7, "text": " Right into our deaths."}, {"start": 19442.7, "end": 19443.7, "text": " Yes, we are."}, {"start": 19444.7, "end": 19447.7, "text": " And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better."}, {"start": 19448.7, "end": 19450.7, "text": " If we had this type of fighting..."}, {"start": 19451.7, "end": 19452.7, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 19452.7, "end": 19457.7, "text": " But wait. If we'll die anyway, then who cares what we do?"}, {"start": 19457.7, "end": 19461.7, "text": " We could just disobey your orders, and it wouldn't mean a thing, would it?"}, {"start": 19462.7, "end": 19463.7, "text": " Yes, you're precisely right."}, {"start": 19463.7, "end": 19469.06, "text": " right everything that you thought had meaning every hope dream or moment of"}, {"start": 19469.06, "end": 19475.260000000002, "text": " happiness this is for iron too none of it I need everybody to type I was here"}, {"start": 19475.260000000002, "end": 19477.260000000002, "text": " It's not fucking dead!"}, {"start": 19477.260000000002, "end": 19479.260000000002, "text": " This is where I heard you!"}, {"start": 19479.260000000002, "end": 19481.260000000002, "text": " They laughed at my face!"}, {"start": 19481.260000000002, "end": 19483.260000000002, "text": " What does that mean our lives are meaningless?"}, {"start": 19483.260000000002, "end": 19485.260000000002, "text": " They said I'd be ironed for!"}, {"start": 19485.260000000002, "end": 19487.260000000002, "text": " They said I couldn't even deserve ironed!"}, {"start": 19487.260000000002, "end": 19489.260000000002, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 19489.260000000002, "end": 19491.260000000002, "text": " Did you say that out of slain comrades?"}, {"start": 19491.260000000002, "end": 19493.260000000002, "text": " What about their lives?"}, {"start": 19493.260000000002, "end": 19495.260000000002, "text": " Was all come down to us by any means?"}, {"start": 19495.260000000002, "end": 19497.260000000002, "text": " They were fucked!"}, {"start": 19497.260000000002, "end": 19499.260000000002, "text": " They were not!"}, {"start": 19499.260000000002, "end": 19501.260000000002, "text": " Their memory serves as an example to us all!"}, {"start": 19501.260000000002, "end": 19503.260000000002, "text": " The courageous fallen!"}, {"start": 19503.260000000002, "end": 19508.86, "text": " fallen, the anguished fallen, their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to"}, {"start": 19508.86, "end": 19514.300000000003, "text": " forgive them and as we ride to certain death we trust our successors to do the same for"}, {"start": 19514.300000000003, "end": 19520.06, "text": " us because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world."}, {"start": 19521.660000000003, "end": 19528.06, "text": " My soldiers push forward, my soldiers scream out, my soldiers break!"}, {"start": 19533.260000000002, "end": 19540.260000000002, "text": " How ready are you?"}, {"start": 19540.260000000002, "end": 19543.260000000002, "text": " They said I was going to go to Iron 4."}, {"start": 19543.260000000002, "end": 19547.260000000002, "text": " They laughed in my fucking face."}, {"start": 19547.260000000002, "end": 19550.260000000002, "text": " Over and over and over."}, {"start": 19550.260000000002, "end": 19553.260000000002, "text": " They said I didn't even deserve Iron."}, {"start": 19553.260000000002, "end": 19560.260000000002, "text": " But now I'm coming to Iron 2 on a 4 game winning streak."}, {"start": 19563.260000000002, "end": 19570.260000000002, "text": " Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?"}, {"start": 19570.260000000002, "end": 19573.660000000003, "text": " There's something you have to understand."}, {"start": 19573.660000000003, "end": 19577.54, "text": " He claims to be the property of an old Kenobi."}, {"start": 19577.54, "end": 19582.54, "text": " This isn't the time that you're going to prove everyone wrong."}, {"start": 19582.54, "end": 19588.140000000003, "text": " This is the first time that you're going to prove everyone wrong."}, {"start": 19588.140000000003, "end": 19591.660000000003, "text": " Because it's going to start with 5 and 2."}, {"start": 19591.66, "end": 19594.1, "text": " then it's gonna move on to Ivan one."}, {"start": 19595.26, "end": 19596.1, "text": " I think my friend."}, {"start": 19596.1, "end": 19598.34, "text": " And after Ivan one, Jinxie, what's next?"}, {"start": 19598.34, "end": 19599.18, "text": " Who is it?"}, {"start": 19599.18, "end": 19600.9, "text": " Bronze, Bronze four."}, {"start": 19600.9, "end": 19601.9, "text": " Bronze four."}, {"start": 19601.9, "end": 19602.74, "text": " You know it."}, {"start": 19602.74, "end": 19604.82, "text": " And when you're Bronze, Jinxie,"}, {"start": 19604.82, "end": 19608.94, "text": " they're gonna say that you'll never make it to Silver."}, {"start": 19608.94, "end": 19611.54, "text": " When you're Silver, they'll say"}, {"start": 19611.54, "end": 19614.02, "text": " that you'll never make it to Gold."}, {"start": 19614.02, "end": 19619.02, "text": " When you hit Gold, they'll say that you don't deserve it."}, {"start": 19619.02, "end": 19622.02, "text": " And what are they gonna say when you hit Pradnam?"}, {"start": 19622.02, "end": 19623.02, "text": " That's what your uncle says."}, {"start": 19623.02, "end": 19625.02, "text": " They're gonna say that I'll never hit Emerald."}, {"start": 19625.02, "end": 19628.02, "text": " And then I'll get a hit in the head!"}, {"start": 19628.02, "end": 19630.02, "text": " And then I'll get a hit in the head!"}, {"start": 19632.02, "end": 19636.02, "text": " And what are you gonna say, James C., when you hit Diamond?"}, {"start": 19649.02, "end": 19651.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19679.02, "end": 19681.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19709.02, "end": 19711.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19739.02, "end": 19741.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19769.02, "end": 19771.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19799.02, "end": 19801.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19829.02, "end": 19834.02, "text": " I have a motivational plan as chewing right now. I have a motivational plan as chewing."}, {"start": 19834.02, "end": 19837.02, "text": " That's good! That's good!"}, {"start": 19838.02, "end": 19842.02, "text": " Now here's no tomorrow! Come on Rock! What's wrong with you, man?"}, {"start": 19842.02, "end": 19844.02, "text": " What's wrong with you, Rock?"}, {"start": 19844.02, "end": 19850.02, "text": " Alright, so now we're gonna play to the bed. After the bed it's gonna be the crotch again."}, {"start": 19850.02, "end": 19853.02, "text": " This guy will nuff you on your ass!"}, {"start": 19854.02, "end": 19855.02, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 19855.02, "end": 19857.02, "text": " after the"}, {"start": 19858.02, "end": 19860.9, "text": " What are we gonna do to make sure it's a jungle depth talk?"}, {"start": 19863.3, "end": 19865.3, "text": " Good"}, {"start": 19866.62, "end": 19868.62, "text": " This is exactly"}, {"start": 19868.62, "end": 19874.46, "text": " Now we're gonna keep joining bot because what if there's a better play box we need to know where the best play is"}, {"start": 19874.58, "end": 19878.9, "text": " So now what to the scuttle and then drone bot QWB what?"}, {"start": 19878.9, "end": 19880.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19880.9, "end": 19885.760000000002, "text": " You go to the Morgana you got this plus D plus D and run at her plus D and run at her"}, {"start": 19885.760000000002, "end": 19887.760000000002, "text": " That's D D D"}, {"start": 19888.22, "end": 19890.22, "text": " Okay, it's too late now. It's"}, {"start": 19891.980000000003, "end": 19898.420000000002, "text": " Okay, oh, sorry, it's okay. Listen. Just walk. I won't get it again. Walk man. Walk man"}, {"start": 19902.420000000002, "end": 19904.420000000002, "text": " I believe in you, bro"}, {"start": 19908.9, "end": 19910.9, "text": " Press E, nice."}, {"start": 19910.9, "end": 19913.9, "text": " Recast E, E, and just auto!"}, {"start": 19913.9, "end": 19915.9, "text": " You got it!"}, {"start": 19915.9, "end": 19917.9, "text": " Run, run, run."}, {"start": 19917.9, "end": 19918.9, "text": " This is good!"}, {"start": 19918.9, "end": 19920.9, "text": " Top crab, top crab, top crab."}, {"start": 19920.9, "end": 19922.9, "text": " No, no, crab."}, {"start": 19922.9, "end": 19925.9, "text": " And now while you're doing the shake seat, I want to end the drum top."}, {"start": 19925.9, "end": 19926.9, "text": " Drum top."}, {"start": 19931.9, "end": 19934.9, "text": " As in a record top type, you're one top now."}, {"start": 19934.9, "end": 19937.9, "text": " You need to meet the limits of gather power."}, {"start": 19937.9, "end": 19940.9, "text": " Take your guarantee and make for half so he knows."}, {"start": 19940.9, "end": 19942.9, "text": " And you're gonna win it to your guarantee."}, {"start": 19942.9, "end": 19943.9, "text": " It's not first or second."}, {"start": 19943.9, "end": 19945.9, "text": " You're gonna lose your guarantee tonight."}, {"start": 19945.9, "end": 19947.9, "text": " It's not first or second."}, {"start": 19947.9, "end": 19949.9, "text": " But you got to make us meet."}, {"start": 19949.9, "end": 19950.9, "text": " You got to make us meet."}, {"start": 19950.9, "end": 19952.9, "text": " This is my last time in the army."}, {"start": 19952.9, "end": 19954.9, "text": " Now if you know what you're worth,"}, {"start": 19954.9, "end": 19955.9, "text": " go out to get what you're worth."}, {"start": 19955.9, "end": 19957.9, "text": " But you got to make it to the end."}, {"start": 19957.9, "end": 19959.9, "text": " And that's what you think it is."}, {"start": 19959.9, "end": 19961.9, "text": " But not when you want to make it to the end."}, {"start": 19961.9, "end": 19965.9, "text": " or nobody. And that ain't you!"}, {"start": 19965.9, "end": 19966.9, "text": " That is it!"}, {"start": 19966.9, "end": 19969.9, "text": " The first thing, the first thing, and then afterwards,"}, {"start": 19969.9, "end": 19972.9, "text": " you just need to move. Now you're better yet to wait"}, {"start": 19972.9, "end": 19974.9, "text": " and revert and take out your first life."}, {"start": 19974.9, "end": 19978.9, "text": " But, Jealousy, those girls are you."}, {"start": 19978.9, "end": 19980.9, "text": " You, too."}, {"start": 19980.9, "end": 19982.9, "text": " Talked about fear, but you did see it."}, {"start": 19982.9, "end": 19983.9, "text": " Yes, Assistant."}, {"start": 19983.9, "end": 19984.9, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 19984.9, "end": 19986.9, "text": " Yes, sir. Yes, sir."}, {"start": 19986.9, "end": 19997.980000000003, "text": " Now, Jamesy, I think there's fighting happening, but I want you to drone there, okay?"}, {"start": 19997.980000000003, "end": 19999.100000000002, "text": " Now we can't walk there."}, {"start": 20016.9, "end": 20018.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20046.9, "end": 20048.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20076.9, "end": 20078.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20106.9, "end": 20108.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20136.9, "end": 20138.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20166.9, "end": 20168.9, "text": " You"}, {"start": 20179.22, "end": 20182.32, "text": " The one where she could enter from not the one next to okay"}, {"start": 20187.780000000002, "end": 20193.260000000002, "text": " And then afterwards cute just keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting you choose up in one second"}, {"start": 20223.260000000002, "end": 20225.260000000002, "text": " It's my Iron 2 game!"}, {"start": 20225.260000000002, "end": 20227.260000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20227.260000000002, "end": 20229.260000000002, "text": " Jynxy, this is what you want, though!"}, {"start": 20229.260000000002, "end": 20231.260000000002, "text": " Light is saying that if you want this,"}, {"start": 20231.260000000002, "end": 20233.260000000002, "text": " it's up to you, Jynxy!"}, {"start": 20233.260000000002, "end": 20235.260000000002, "text": " Are you going to rise to the occasion?"}, {"start": 20235.260000000002, "end": 20237.260000000002, "text": " Yes, yes! Yes, yes!"}, {"start": 20237.260000000002, "end": 20239.260000000002, "text": " Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock,"}, {"start": 20239.260000000002, "end": 20241.260000000002, "text": " rock, rock, rock,"}, {"start": 20241.260000000002, "end": 20243.260000000002, "text": " this is your moment, and if you want it,"}, {"start": 20243.260000000002, "end": 20245.260000000002, "text": " you're going to have to make it happen."}, {"start": 20245.260000000002, "end": 20247.260000000002, "text": " This is Jynxy against the fucking world."}, {"start": 20247.260000000002, "end": 20249.260000000002, "text": " I won't fail you."}, {"start": 20249.260000000002, "end": 20251.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20251.260000000002, "end": 20253.260000000002, "text": " he don't fail on the pill that bleeped me."}, {"start": 20253.260000000002, "end": 20255.260000000002, "text": " What? What?"}, {"start": 20255.260000000002, "end": 20257.260000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20257.260000000002, "end": 20259.260000000002, "text": " You will be."}, {"start": 20259.260000000002, "end": 20261.260000000002, "text": " Just run at him. Run at him."}, {"start": 20261.260000000002, "end": 20262.260000000002, "text": " You."}, {"start": 20262.260000000002, "end": 20263.260000000002, "text": " Okay, take them in your way."}, {"start": 20263.260000000002, "end": 20264.260000000002, "text": " Take your time in your way,"}, {"start": 20264.260000000002, "end": 20266.260000000002, "text": " and then just clear your butts upwards."}, {"start": 20270.260000000002, "end": 20272.260000000002, "text": " Now, just clear them in your way."}, {"start": 20272.260000000002, "end": 20273.260000000002, "text": " Drop to top."}, {"start": 20273.260000000002, "end": 20275.260000000002, "text": " Drops all the way up to bottom."}, {"start": 20275.260000000002, "end": 20277.260000000002, "text": " Okay? Go."}, {"start": 20281.260000000002, "end": 20283.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20287.780000000002, "end": 20289.780000000002, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 20291.300000000003, "end": 20295.58, "text": " After the crux it's red rappers rest of the top side, okay?"}, {"start": 20295.940000000002, "end": 20302.86, "text": " Keep it safe. Keep it consistent if we see a blood scent. Maybe we look for a kill but for now we ignore okay?"}, {"start": 20304.420000000002, "end": 20306.420000000002, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 20306.420000000002, "end": 20308.420000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20310.02, "end": 20312.02, "text": " Just you here we come"}, {"start": 20312.34, "end": 20314.34, "text": " Yeah, one step at a time"}, {"start": 20315.18, "end": 20317.18, "text": " W"}, {"start": 20317.18, "end": 20319.18, "text": " Always max my W point"}, {"start": 20319.18, "end": 20326.140000000003, "text": " Yes, QW that one in German German. What's happening that something that was happening by jump on jump on jump on"}, {"start": 20327.940000000002, "end": 20331.58, "text": " Fuck it. What's a button? What's a button kill the last one?"}, {"start": 20331.58, "end": 20333.58, "text": " I don't know, that's fine."}, {"start": 20333.58, "end": 20335.58, "text": " Come on, let's get him off that bar."}, {"start": 20335.58, "end": 20337.58, "text": " Yes, come on, come on, right click, bud."}, {"start": 20337.58, "end": 20339.58, "text": " And now it's on."}, {"start": 20339.58, "end": 20341.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20341.58, "end": 20343.58, "text": " This is 1v2, it's your moment, okay?"}, {"start": 20343.58, "end": 20345.58, "text": " You're gonna run, don't R,"}, {"start": 20345.58, "end": 20347.58, "text": " don't R, wait, wait, go on the bar,"}, {"start": 20347.58, "end": 20349.58, "text": " the bar, the bar, the bar, the bar."}, {"start": 20349.58, "end": 20351.58, "text": " With your E, E again, E, E, E."}, {"start": 20351.58, "end": 20353.58, "text": " Okay, just R."}, {"start": 20355.58, "end": 20357.58, "text": " Coach, what's up? What's up?"}, {"start": 20357.58, "end": 20359.58, "text": " Coach, why am I dying?"}, {"start": 20359.58, "end": 20366.08, "text": " Because you didn't eat instantly, if you didn't eat instantly, you would've gotten a double kill, but it's fine. Just buy a Blader and King."}, {"start": 20366.08, "end": 20367.08, "text": " AHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 20367.08, "end": 20369.08, "text": " It's fine, it's fine. Just buy the Blader and King."}, {"start": 20369.08, "end": 20370.58, "text": " No, it's not! My T-Shirt!"}, {"start": 20370.58, "end": 20374.08, "text": " Zero kill! Zero kill!"}, {"start": 20374.08, "end": 20376.08, "text": " Because I'm in this into the game!"}, {"start": 20376.08, "end": 20379.08, "text": " They're losing everything!"}, {"start": 20379.08, "end": 20381.08, "text": " They're losing everything!"}, {"start": 20381.08, "end": 20383.08, "text": " They're losing everything!"}, {"start": 20383.08, "end": 20387.08, "text": " Jinxie, Jinxie, right now it's like the plane is crashing."}, {"start": 20387.08, "end": 20391.08, "text": " And instead of you grabbing the wheel and saying I will steer us to safety,"}, {"start": 20391.08, "end": 20394.08, "text": " you're running around screaming we're all gonna die."}, {"start": 20394.08, "end": 20396.08, "text": " Do you think that's gonna help?"}, {"start": 20396.08, "end": 20398.08, "text": " Jinxie, you think that's gonna help?"}, {"start": 20398.08, "end": 20402.08, "text": " Yes, Tri-Brit, Tri-Kyon's son."}, {"start": 20402.08, "end": 20404.08, "text": " Give him, give him, give him, give him, give him, give him."}, {"start": 20404.08, "end": 20406.08, "text": " Give him, give him, give him, give him, give him."}, {"start": 20406.08, "end": 20408.08, "text": " The need is front of your..."}, {"start": 20408.08, "end": 20409.08, "text": " Don't talk."}, {"start": 20439.08, "end": 20441.08, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 20441.08, "end": 20442.08, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 20442.08, "end": 20443.08, "text": " I'm really not"}, {"start": 20443.08, "end": 20445.08, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 20445.08, "end": 20446.08, "text": " He did my words"}, {"start": 20446.08, "end": 20447.08, "text": " Not"}, {"start": 20447.08, "end": 20448.08, "text": " EWQ"}, {"start": 20448.08, "end": 20449.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20449.08, "end": 20450.08, "text": " Q"}, {"start": 20450.08, "end": 20452.08, "text": " My iron two games"}, {"start": 20452.08, "end": 20454.08, "text": " Take it serious"}, {"start": 20454.08, "end": 20455.08, "text": " Weakness"}, {"start": 20455.08, "end": 20456.08, "text": " Falling"}, {"start": 20456.08, "end": 20457.08, "text": " Failure"}, {"start": 20457.08, "end": 20458.08, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 20458.08, "end": 20459.08, "text": " Failure"}, {"start": 20459.08, "end": 20461.08, "text": " You can all look for fights by now"}, {"start": 20461.08, "end": 20463.08, "text": " Listen to Yoda"}, {"start": 20463.08, "end": 20464.08, "text": " Listen to Yoda"}, {"start": 20464.08, "end": 20465.08, "text": " I'm listening"}, {"start": 20466.08, "end": 20468.08, "text": " Now after these cuts"}, {"start": 20468.08, "end": 20475.08, "text": " Now kill all these women."}, {"start": 20475.08, "end": 20478.08, "text": " I know where sons belong."}, {"start": 20478.08, "end": 20481.08, "text": " Now kill the next and play basketball."}, {"start": 20481.08, "end": 20484.08, "text": " Now keep going, you're gonna split her strength."}, {"start": 20484.08, "end": 20486.08, "text": " You can't do it with your sister."}, {"start": 20486.08, "end": 20488.08, "text": " It's your game's over."}, {"start": 20488.08, "end": 20491.08, "text": " We need all the resources and as well as your friends."}, {"start": 20491.08, "end": 20493.08, "text": " Now we can't do it with our sister."}, {"start": 20493.08, "end": 20497.08, "text": " We need all the resources and as well as your friends."}, {"start": 20497.08, "end": 20502.08, "text": " I'll never kill you, Darkseid."}, {"start": 20502.08, "end": 20508.08, "text": " We got this, bro. Now kill Dominion, we've got enough turrets, go for the turrets, go for the turrets."}, {"start": 20508.08, "end": 20511.08, "text": " I'm gonna get out of here. Like with other people."}, {"start": 20511.08, "end": 20513.08, "text": " I'm gonna kill Dominion, why don't you have the turrets on me?"}, {"start": 20513.08, "end": 20515.08, "text": " I'm gonna burn you to death."}, {"start": 20515.08, "end": 20518.08, "text": " Runman, runman, runman, runman, runman, runman."}, {"start": 20518.08, "end": 20521.08, "text": " Right click on the middle of this truck."}, {"start": 20521.08, "end": 20524.08, "text": " Yes, yes, this looks good."}, {"start": 20524.08, "end": 20525.08, "text": " I got this."}, {"start": 20525.08, "end": 20527.08, "text": " We need to get back up here with your heart."}, {"start": 20527.08, "end": 20528.08, "text": " Altar?"}, {"start": 20528.08, "end": 20529.08, "text": " Yes, Altar."}, {"start": 20529.08, "end": 20530.08, "text": " Yes, Altar."}, {"start": 20530.08, "end": 20531.08, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 20531.08, "end": 20532.08, "text": " Good for you."}, {"start": 20532.08, "end": 20533.08, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 20533.08, "end": 20534.08, "text": " Eat."}, {"start": 20534.08, "end": 20535.08, "text": " Eat."}, {"start": 20535.08, "end": 20536.08, "text": " Okay, that's okay."}, {"start": 20536.08, "end": 20537.08, "text": " It's one for one."}, {"start": 20537.08, "end": 20538.08, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 20538.08, "end": 20539.08, "text": " So now look."}, {"start": 20539.08, "end": 20540.08, "text": " Press P."}, {"start": 20540.08, "end": 20541.08, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 20541.08, "end": 20542.08, "text": " Leave you here."}, {"start": 20542.08, "end": 20543.08, "text": " I'm going to save you."}, {"start": 20543.08, "end": 20544.08, "text": " You're all right."}, {"start": 20544.08, "end": 20545.08, "text": " Press P."}, {"start": 20545.08, "end": 20546.08, "text": " Find the merchants."}, {"start": 20546.08, "end": 20547.08, "text": " Now get that side of this game."}, {"start": 20547.08, "end": 20548.08, "text": " You die tight."}, {"start": 20548.08, "end": 20549.08, "text": " I'm going to try and shoot you."}, {"start": 20549.08, "end": 20550.08, "text": " I'm going to look slain."}, {"start": 20550.08, "end": 20551.08, "text": " W."}, {"start": 20551.08, "end": 20558.0, "text": " So now right click on the titanicizer, you sell 900 gold, spend more of it, how do I report"}, {"start": 20558.0, "end": 20559.0, "text": " somebody?"}, {"start": 20559.0, "end": 20564.600000000002, "text": " We'll do it soon, for now, fire titanicizer, not click for the blue button."}, {"start": 20564.600000000002, "end": 20568.440000000002, "text": " So now here, okay?"}, {"start": 20568.44, "end": 20579.44, "text": " So now here, okay?"}, {"start": 20579.44, "end": 20581.44, "text": " Drone top while you fight the bluebuff."}, {"start": 20581.44, "end": 20586.44, "text": " Okay, go to the ground, the ground, the ground, this is good."}, {"start": 20590.44, "end": 20597.44, "text": " Okay, we have to run, this is fun. Nice, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, this is good."}, {"start": 20600.44, "end": 20605.44, "text": " Now, right click on your outbursts, right click on your outbursts, go from your bot side."}, {"start": 20605.44, "end": 20607.44, "text": " No, no, no, your outbursts, yes."}, {"start": 20607.44, "end": 20615.44, "text": " Rappers. You can't go mid, you can't go mid, you don't have ult."}, {"start": 20615.44, "end": 20621.44, "text": " Now go for your Rappers, then after that you're going to base for your red and then you're"}, {"start": 20621.44, "end": 20627.44, "text": " gone. Okay, go shitbot, go shitbot, shitbot,"}, {"start": 20627.44, "end": 20633.44, "text": " kill that barris, just kill him. Now remember, I want to see you E, hold Q, E,"}, {"start": 20663.44, "end": 20665.239999999998, "text": " Hmm, you got this, though. You're doing great."}, {"start": 20665.239999999998, "end": 20668.44, "text": " You got this. You got this. You got this."}, {"start": 20668.44, "end": 20671.84, "text": " I have to stay one more season. I'm not leaving now."}, {"start": 20671.84, "end": 20672.84, "text": " You got this. You got this."}, {"start": 20672.84, "end": 20673.84, "text": " E and then four takes."}, {"start": 20673.84, "end": 20676.84, "text": " Okay, she's gone. So that's fine. Back up."}, {"start": 20676.84, "end": 20677.84, "text": " I hope you're all right."}, {"start": 20677.84, "end": 20678.84, "text": " So now go over to Shybona."}, {"start": 20678.84, "end": 20681.84, "text": " Press E. Okay, E again and then Q."}, {"start": 20681.84, "end": 20683.84, "text": " E, E, nice, nice, nice."}, {"start": 20683.84, "end": 20686.239999999998, "text": " Okay, I'm going to reset. Recall."}, {"start": 20686.239999999998, "end": 20689.239999999998, "text": " Back up. Recall. Back up, recall. Back up, recall."}, {"start": 20689.239999999998, "end": 20690.239999999998, "text": " I won number six."}, {"start": 20690.239999999998, "end": 20691.239999999998, "text": " Four, five, six."}, {"start": 20691.24, "end": 20695.24, "text": " I'm the greatest in the fucking world!"}, {"start": 20695.24, "end": 20696.24, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 20696.24, "end": 20698.24, "text": " I've got everything I do!"}, {"start": 20698.24, "end": 20700.24, "text": " My Titanic Hydra."}, {"start": 20700.24, "end": 20702.24, "text": " And then after is only like this representation."}, {"start": 20702.24, "end": 20704.24, "text": " Okay, you know, you're gonna go red buff,"}, {"start": 20704.24, "end": 20705.24, "text": " and then you're gonna go for the dragon."}, {"start": 20705.24, "end": 20707.24, "text": " Red buff dragon, okay?"}, {"start": 20710.24, "end": 20714.24, "text": " Jax, this is the last fight of the Resistance versus the Sith."}, {"start": 20714.24, "end": 20716.24, "text": " Do you understand the importance of this?"}, {"start": 20717.24, "end": 20719.24, "text": " So I want to get the rocket,"}, {"start": 20719.24, "end": 20740.36, "text": " I could have just go straight to the dragon, take this first, now pass W and run on the"}, {"start": 20740.36, "end": 20742.36, "text": " Oh it's a bit more than a part."}, {"start": 20742.36, "end": 20744.36, "text": " Yeah, a bit more than a part."}, {"start": 20744.36, "end": 20746.36, "text": " You realize it's not a bit more than a part."}, {"start": 20746.36, "end": 20748.36, "text": " Yeah, a bit more than a part."}, {"start": 20748.36, "end": 20750.36, "text": " Now try to..."}, {"start": 20750.36, "end": 20752.36, "text": " You're keeping this on."}, {"start": 20752.36, "end": 20754.36, "text": " Force will be with you."}, {"start": 20754.36, "end": 20756.36, "text": " Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 20756.36, "end": 20758.36, "text": " So listen, this is what we're gonna do."}, {"start": 20758.36, "end": 20760.36, "text": " Achievement."}, {"start": 20760.36, "end": 20762.36, "text": " Okay, it's mounting so you're gonna have to listen."}, {"start": 20762.36, "end": 20764.36, "text": " Your team got their dragon."}, {"start": 20764.36, "end": 20766.36, "text": " That's okay, they got their dragon."}, {"start": 20766.36, "end": 20768.36, "text": " You guys started that skill."}, {"start": 20768.36, "end": 20783.36, "text": " I want you to walk straight to the floor. You're gonna top the bar the whole thing. I should not. You're gonna watch the bar. If you shake off, you're gonna throw a bar, so let's push the bar."}, {"start": 20783.36, "end": 20790.36, "text": " Dude, I'll do it. There is no try. I can't. Now go straight to me."}, {"start": 20790.36, "end": 20792.36, "text": " Size, that is bad."}, {"start": 20792.36, "end": 20793.36, "text": " You'll take me."}, {"start": 20793.36, "end": 20795.36, "text": " You'll take me by size, do you?"}, {"start": 20795.36, "end": 20798.36, "text": " Now listen, when you get close, I'm gonna tell you when you're gonna press W."}, {"start": 20798.36, "end": 20800.36, "text": " Now, W now, come run after me."}, {"start": 20800.36, "end": 20801.36, "text": " W now, run after me."}, {"start": 20801.36, "end": 20802.36, "text": " Run after me."}, {"start": 20802.36, "end": 20805.36, "text": " One, one, one, one, one, one, one."}, {"start": 20805.36, "end": 20807.36, "text": " Now, E or Q, E?"}, {"start": 20807.36, "end": 20809.36, "text": " Right, take the wave."}, {"start": 20809.36, "end": 20810.36, "text": " Take the wave."}, {"start": 20810.36, "end": 20812.36, "text": " Now, push out the next wave."}, {"start": 20812.36, "end": 20813.36, "text": " The next wave, Bob."}, {"start": 20813.36, "end": 20814.36, "text": " You want to get the turret."}, {"start": 20814.36, "end": 20815.36, "text": " You want the turret, okay?"}, {"start": 20816.36, "end": 20818.36, "text": " What are we expecting for, Chelsea?"}, {"start": 20818.36, "end": 20820.36, "text": " The win!"}, {"start": 20820.36, "end": 20822.36, "text": " The win, yes, but right now it's a turn."}, {"start": 20822.36, "end": 20824.36, "text": " We want the turn."}, {"start": 20824.36, "end": 20826.36, "text": " We got this."}, {"start": 20826.36, "end": 20828.36, "text": " We got this. This is gonna be my highest kill game ever."}, {"start": 20828.36, "end": 20830.36, "text": " It won't off the planet."}, {"start": 20830.36, "end": 20832.36, "text": " I know what you're doing."}, {"start": 20832.36, "end": 20834.36, "text": " Right now, we need to push this off."}, {"start": 20834.36, "end": 20836.36, "text": " It's gonna be alright."}, {"start": 20836.36, "end": 20838.36, "text": " Don't think about the price."}, {"start": 20838.36, "end": 20840.36, "text": " It's my highest kill game ever."}, {"start": 20840.36, "end": 20842.36, "text": " I know. I need to do an amazing job."}, {"start": 20842.36, "end": 20844.36, "text": " I'm gonna be tempted by the dark side."}, {"start": 20844.36, "end": 20846.36, "text": " This is not great."}, {"start": 20846.36, "end": 20851.760000000002, "text": " show everybody just how great it is to be on you know what you can see when you can be shown that"}, {"start": 20851.760000000002, "end": 20858.36, "text": " now I wanted to get this to the end of the game I wanted to ask you guys to be a little bit more"}, {"start": 20858.36, "end": 20864.36, "text": " excited okay so now walk to your uh now walk out and we can recall Liar's friend this actually"}, {"start": 20864.36, "end": 20868.36, "text": " what about you and the bush and the bush I can recall the bush"}, {"start": 20868.36, "end": 20875.36, "text": " so now actually wait here for a second as the virus spots everything"}, {"start": 20875.36, "end": 20878.36, "text": " You can't get back. Right click and push. Right click and push."}, {"start": 20878.36, "end": 20881.36, "text": " Wait, three, two, and one."}, {"start": 20881.36, "end": 20883.36, "text": " Okay, now recall again."}, {"start": 20883.36, "end": 20885.36, "text": " He's not walking up, it's funny."}, {"start": 20885.36, "end": 20887.36, "text": " I'll never join you!"}, {"start": 20887.36, "end": 20891.36, "text": " Listen now, on your back, you're going to buy this skirt and slush."}, {"start": 20891.36, "end": 20894.36, "text": " After this, you can run to the back. Run to the back."}, {"start": 20894.36, "end": 20896.36, "text": " Don't step on me, don't help me back."}, {"start": 20896.36, "end": 20899.36, "text": " Look on your A-Sold. Look on your A-Sold. The Shivoniman."}, {"start": 20905.36, "end": 20907.420000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20935.36, "end": 20937.420000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20965.36, "end": 20967.420000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20995.36, "end": 20997.420000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 21025.36, "end": 21027.420000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 21055.36, "end": 21057.36, "text": " You"}, {"start": 21085.36, "end": 21086.56, "text": " Keep going."}, {"start": 21086.56, "end": 21088.06, "text": " It's going to exist."}, {"start": 21088.06, "end": 21089.36, "text": " It's right here. It's right here."}, {"start": 21089.36, "end": 21091.06, "text": " Not far enough."}, {"start": 21091.06, "end": 21092.06, "text": " It's right here?"}, {"start": 21092.06, "end": 21092.66, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 21092.66, "end": 21093.66, "text": " It's okay. Back up. Back up."}, {"start": 21093.66, "end": 21095.36, "text": " I don't need your non-fighting."}, {"start": 21095.36, "end": 21096.86, "text": " This is why she came."}, {"start": 21096.86, "end": 21098.36, "text": " It's okay. Walk up."}, {"start": 21098.36, "end": 21099.260000000002, "text": " Look, look."}, {"start": 21099.260000000002, "end": 21100.46, "text": " They're too much of a man."}, {"start": 21100.46, "end": 21101.260000000002, "text": " Look at the fight."}, {"start": 21101.260000000002, "end": 21101.760000000002, "text": " We're losing."}, {"start": 21101.760000000002, "end": 21102.36, "text": " Now run up."}, {"start": 21102.36, "end": 21102.66, "text": " Run up."}, {"start": 21102.66, "end": 21103.66, "text": " This is shit."}, {"start": 21103.66, "end": 21104.96, "text": " This is what we want to see."}, {"start": 21104.96, "end": 21106.46, "text": " It's not back up. Back up. Back up."}, {"start": 21106.46, "end": 21107.36, "text": " Back up. Back up."}, {"start": 21107.36, "end": 21109.36, "text": " Because we want to give your team time to watch the game."}, {"start": 21109.36, "end": 21111.16, "text": " We want to go run before else we leave."}, {"start": 21111.16, "end": 21112.36, "text": " Give them the time to get dating."}, {"start": 21112.36, "end": 21113.06, "text": " I'm so responsible."}, {"start": 21113.06, "end": 21113.760000000002, "text": " The dating."}, {"start": 21113.760000000002, "end": 21115.06, "text": " Okay. Now press G."}, {"start": 21115.06, "end": 21122.06, "text": " Press A, E, B again, send R. R, R, R, R, E, R, nice, no Q, two instantly."}, {"start": 21122.06, "end": 21127.06, "text": " Okay, they're winning though, they're doing a G.C., they're doing a G.C."}, {"start": 21127.06, "end": 21131.06, "text": " Yes! Kill Barrett! Yes! Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 21131.06, "end": 21135.06, "text": " Okay, now we're gonna want to record on the streets again, okay?"}, {"start": 21135.06, "end": 21139.06, "text": " The streets, the item, we're buying the item right now. We've got to get this done."}, {"start": 21139.06, "end": 21143.06, "text": " Okay, so now here, I'm not already spotted, okay?"}, {"start": 21143.06, "end": 21147.06, "text": " I don't want to make sure they don't baron, but we could actually maybe sneak it."}, {"start": 21147.06, "end": 21152.56, "text": " So when you start spam-picking baron, and I want to type baron out, I think this is your best play."}, {"start": 21152.56, "end": 21155.06, "text": " I would make this call if I was in your game."}, {"start": 21157.06, "end": 21159.06, "text": " Now I want you to spam ping it."}, {"start": 21159.06, "end": 21163.06, "text": " Spam ping it so they realize, and then as soon as you spawn, right click."}, {"start": 21163.06, "end": 21165.06, "text": " Right click, now right click on the baron."}, {"start": 21165.06, "end": 21167.06, "text": " This is good. This is good."}, {"start": 21167.06, "end": 21168.06, "text": " You have a chance."}, {"start": 21168.06, "end": 21172.06, "text": " Now JGC, if you see the enemy team, you run away."}, {"start": 21172.06, "end": 21174.760000000002, "text": " This is a sneak play, do you understand?"}, {"start": 21174.760000000002, "end": 21175.260000000002, "text": " Yes sir."}, {"start": 21175.260000000002, "end": 21176.260000000002, "text": " If they are there."}, {"start": 21176.260000000002, "end": 21176.760000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21176.760000000002, "end": 21178.260000000002, "text": " So now keep spam ping."}, {"start": 21178.260000000002, "end": 21179.760000000002, "text": " They need to know what's up."}, {"start": 21179.760000000002, "end": 21180.260000000002, "text": " Spam?"}, {"start": 21180.260000000002, "end": 21180.760000000002, "text": " Keep ping it."}, {"start": 21180.760000000002, "end": 21181.260000000002, "text": " Keep ping it."}, {"start": 21181.260000000002, "end": 21181.86, "text": " They forgot."}, {"start": 21181.86, "end": 21182.56, "text": " They forgot."}, {"start": 21182.56, "end": 21183.56, "text": " They forgot."}, {"start": 21183.56, "end": 21184.260000000002, "text": " Keep ping it."}, {"start": 21184.260000000002, "end": 21185.66, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21185.66, "end": 21186.66, "text": " Now walk up to it."}, {"start": 21186.66, "end": 21187.86, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 21187.86, "end": 21190.36, "text": " Remember, if you see the enemy, you back off."}, {"start": 21190.36, "end": 21191.06, "text": " Now back off."}, {"start": 21191.06, "end": 21191.760000000002, "text": " You saw the Shyvana."}, {"start": 21191.760000000002, "end": 21192.36, "text": " Back up."}, {"start": 21192.36, "end": 21194.460000000003, "text": " You saw the Shyvana."}, {"start": 21194.460000000003, "end": 21195.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21195.260000000002, "end": 21198.06, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 21198.06, "end": 21200.06, "text": " You're gonna E and then Q and R."}, {"start": 21200.06, "end": 21201.52, "text": " All in, all in, all in!"}, {"start": 21202.300000000003, "end": 21203.74, "text": " Just try to run up, try to run up."}, {"start": 21203.74, "end": 21205.02, "text": " You can all, you can all in."}, {"start": 21205.02, "end": 21206.08, "text": " NICE!"}, {"start": 21206.08, "end": 21208.440000000002, "text": " Okay, go keep them all going, keep on ing up, keep on ing up."}, {"start": 21208.98, "end": 21209.68, "text": " Nice?"}, {"start": 21210.260000000002, "end": 21210.84, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 21210.84, "end": 21211.36, "text": " Shedder!"}, {"start": 21211.36, "end": 21211.88, "text": " Shedder!"}, {"start": 21211.88, "end": 21212.420000000002, "text": " SHEDDER!"}, {"start": 21212.420000000002, "end": 21213.66, "text": " NICE!"}, {"start": 21214.0, "end": 21215.600000000002, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 21215.600000000002, "end": 21216.100000000002, "text": " Yuck!"}, {"start": 21216.100000000002, "end": 21216.620000000003, "text": " Shedder!"}, {"start": 21216.620000000003, "end": 21217.120000000003, "text": " Shedder!"}, {"start": 21217.120000000003, "end": 21219.74, "text": " Nothing in my destination time, you know."}, {"start": 21220.56, "end": 21221.260000000002, "text": " Shedder!"}, {"start": 21221.260000000002, "end": 21221.98, "text": " There's pretty much a way in what's happening."}, {"start": 21221.98, "end": 21222.300000000003, "text": " SHEDDER!"}, {"start": 21222.300000000003, "end": 21223.22, "text": " SHEDDER!"}, {"start": 21223.22, "end": 21223.72, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 21223.72, "end": 21224.100000000002, "text": " Shedder!"}, {"start": 21224.100000000002, "end": 21224.440000000002, "text": " Shedder!"}, {"start": 21224.440000000002, "end": 21225.08, "text": " Shedder!"}, {"start": 21225.08, "end": 21228.5, "text": " No saves, no- no setters in my pushing box."}, {"start": 21228.5, "end": 21230.06, "text": " But you just did a ping."}, {"start": 21230.06, "end": 21231.62, "text": " Say team bot, team bot."}, {"start": 21231.62, "end": 21234.3, "text": " I think you can stall this."}, {"start": 21234.3, "end": 21235.94, "text": " This is fine."}, {"start": 21235.94, "end": 21237.3, "text": " OK, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine."}, {"start": 21237.3, "end": 21238.1, "text": " He backed off."}, {"start": 21238.1, "end": 21238.78, "text": " It's OK."}, {"start": 21238.78, "end": 21239.74, "text": " Keep doing it."}, {"start": 21239.74, "end": 21241.22, "text": " I want you to press E now."}, {"start": 21241.22, "end": 21243.14, "text": " Press E so you take less damage."}, {"start": 21243.14, "end": 21244.18, "text": " This is fine."}, {"start": 21244.18, "end": 21245.18, "text": " Keep going."}, {"start": 21245.18, "end": 21246.18, "text": " Play some health!"}, {"start": 21249.18, "end": 21251.26, "text": " OK, now play for this."}, {"start": 21251.26, "end": 21253.42, "text": " 1,400 on our swipe."}, {"start": 21253.42, "end": 21253.86, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 21253.86, "end": 21254.14, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21254.14, "end": 21255.5, "text": " Recall, recall, recall."}, {"start": 21255.5, "end": 21256.9, "text": " Press B."}, {"start": 21256.9, "end": 21258.1, "text": " Control bar."}, {"start": 21258.100000000002, "end": 21264.680000000004, "text": " Open your shop, open your shop, baby, this is all you open your shop. Right click on the stars. This treats. Yes. Good"}, {"start": 21264.780000000002, "end": 21270.08, "text": " Now Jin see you're gonna rock start pinging your team's control art control. I don't forget"}, {"start": 21271.180000000004, "end": 21275.04, "text": " Now Jin see in the same way where we did it on the Boutside River"}, {"start": 21275.140000000003, "end": 21279.02, "text": " You're gonna want to hover back and forth, but you know let them get in range of you"}, {"start": 21279.460000000003, "end": 21285.940000000002, "text": " Just always keep maximum distance. You need your team back up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 21285.94, "end": 21288.94, "text": " Okay, just run. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running. Keep running."}, {"start": 21288.94, "end": 21293.94, "text": " Those clones are warriors. Professional soldiers created by the Republic."}, {"start": 21293.94, "end": 21296.94, "text": " They're gonna wait for their chance to die."}, {"start": 21296.94, "end": 21298.94, "text": " Necessary in our war against the Separatists."}, {"start": 21298.94, "end": 21301.94, "text": " This is okay. I want you to chew on the minions and shield."}, {"start": 21301.94, "end": 21303.94, "text": " Just chew on the minions and shield."}, {"start": 21303.94, "end": 21305.94, "text": " Okay, now back up."}, {"start": 21305.94, "end": 21307.94, "text": " Okay, press again and R."}, {"start": 21307.94, "end": 21309.94, "text": " Again, R. Again, R. Again."}, {"start": 21309.94, "end": 21311.94, "text": " Okay, chew, chew, chew."}, {"start": 21311.94, "end": 21315.94, "text": " Goal! Goal! Goal!"}, {"start": 21315.94, "end": 21318.94, "text": " Listen, boys, when you were assigned to be..."}, {"start": 21318.94, "end": 21319.94, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 21319.94, "end": 21322.94, "text": " Okay, now we're approaching the end of your training."}, {"start": 21322.94, "end": 21324.94, "text": " Back up a bit. The Shyvonis on your tube."}, {"start": 21324.94, "end": 21326.94, "text": " Go on the Shyvonis. The Shyvonis. Good."}, {"start": 21326.94, "end": 21328.94, "text": " Now go back up and walk up."}, {"start": 21330.94, "end": 21332.94, "text": " Okay, now you're gonna have to back up,"}, {"start": 21332.94, "end": 21334.94, "text": " because the minion wave is going forward."}, {"start": 21334.94, "end": 21335.94, "text": " So back up and then press B,"}, {"start": 21335.94, "end": 21336.94, "text": " and then you're gonna push back."}, {"start": 21336.94, "end": 21337.94, "text": " Press B."}, {"start": 21337.94, "end": 21338.94, "text": " B, ball right now."}, {"start": 21338.94, "end": 21344.94, "text": " So, Jyncey, your next item, open your shop. You're gonna buy, uh, what you're gonna buy?"}, {"start": 21344.94, "end": 21346.94, "text": " BORN! BORN! BORN! BORN!"}, {"start": 21346.94, "end": 21348.94, "text": " Buy Jaxxer, buy Jaxxer, buy Jaxxer, buy Jaxxer."}, {"start": 21348.94, "end": 21352.94, "text": " And now go for the minion wave. The minion wave in your base, in your base, in your base."}, {"start": 21352.94, "end": 21353.94, "text": " Go! Go! Go!"}, {"start": 21353.94, "end": 21357.94, "text": " Even this mad bachelor, 99, has more sense than you guys do."}, {"start": 21357.94, "end": 21361.94, "text": " Okay, so now you're gonna play for this minion wave, and you're gonna walk straight back, okay?"}, {"start": 21361.94, "end": 21365.94, "text": " You're walking straight back. You need to push this out to the minion zone in the game."}, {"start": 21365.94, "end": 21370.94, "text": " because now we're winning fights we do not want to allow the enemy team to backdoor okay"}, {"start": 21370.94, "end": 21372.94, "text": " definitely you're doing very well"}, {"start": 21372.94, "end": 21374.94, "text": " this is good, this is good"}, {"start": 21374.94, "end": 21376.94, "text": " you're doing very well"}, {"start": 21376.94, "end": 21377.94, "text": " you're good"}, {"start": 21377.94, "end": 21378.94, "text": " you're good"}, {"start": 21378.94, "end": 21379.94, "text": " you genuinely are"}, {"start": 21379.94, "end": 21380.94, "text": " no no no"}, {"start": 21380.94, "end": 21381.94, "text": " keep pushing a bot"}, {"start": 21381.94, "end": 21382.94, "text": " keep pushing a bot"}, {"start": 21382.94, "end": 21383.94, "text": " the minion wave"}, {"start": 21383.94, "end": 21384.94, "text": " the minion wave"}, {"start": 21384.94, "end": 21385.94, "text": " when you have your brothers in your song"}, {"start": 21385.94, "end": 21386.94, "text": " if you don't push out the wave you can't fight"}, {"start": 21386.94, "end": 21388.94, "text": " after this minion wave you want to drive"}, {"start": 21388.94, "end": 21389.94, "text": " he is not"}, {"start": 21389.94, "end": 21390.94, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 21390.94, "end": 21391.94, "text": " we want to drive"}, {"start": 21391.94, "end": 21392.94, "text": " drive now"}, {"start": 21392.94, "end": 21393.94, "text": " now ping the drive"}, {"start": 21393.94, "end": 21400.379999999997, "text": " Thank you. Now watch your brand. Watch your brand. Watch your brand ass. We're just clumsens. Remember we're meant to expect"}, {"start": 21400.379999999997, "end": 21402.379999999997, "text": " Okay, welcome. So I just numbers"}, {"start": 21403.379999999997, "end": 21405.379999999997, "text": " Wait, wait"}, {"start": 21405.379999999997, "end": 21410.3, "text": " Going out now. No going out going out on the shabana. Yep. I wish I wanted the shabana"}, {"start": 21412.379999999997, "end": 21415.94, "text": " Why the tiny spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider"}, {"start": 21415.94, "end": 21418.94, "text": " E-M-N-Q-E-Q-T-Q-E-Q-E-Q"}, {"start": 21418.94, "end": 21419.94, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 21419.94, "end": 21421.62, "text": " Good, good, good, good!"}, {"start": 21421.62, "end": 21424.46, "text": " Now me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!"}, {"start": 21424.46, "end": 21425.68, "text": " I'm the Jedi."}, {"start": 21426.44, "end": 21427.5, "text": " My name's Rex."}, {"start": 21428.12, "end": 21429.3, "text": " Do you call me Captain?"}, {"start": 21429.3, "end": 21429.96, "text": " Oh, sir."}, {"start": 21429.96, "end": 21430.879999999997, "text": " Uh, yes, sir."}, {"start": 21430.879999999997, "end": 21433.5, "text": " So now, I shall met him and cast you to it."}, {"start": 21433.5, "end": 21436.079999999998, "text": " You're the only source for pointy shit I've got to deal with the bards."}, {"start": 21436.079999999998, "end": 21439.32, "text": " Just wait and see what comes to the inside and I'll talk about it with the server."}, {"start": 21439.32, "end": 21441.42, "text": " Turn, turn, go, go, hit it, hit it now!"}, {"start": 21441.42, "end": 21442.68, "text": " He might just have trained and ready."}, {"start": 21442.68, "end": 21446.34, "text": " Shiny or not, there's no for you yet, rookie."}, {"start": 21446.94, "end": 21448.859999999997, "text": " Uh, he didn't get a revive."}, {"start": 21448.86, "end": 21450.86, "text": " So now, auto-attack again."}, {"start": 21450.86, "end": 21452.86, "text": " Okay, E-MNQ."}, {"start": 21452.86, "end": 21453.86, "text": " E-MNQ?"}, {"start": 21453.86, "end": 21454.86, "text": " E again, and then run."}, {"start": 21454.86, "end": 21455.86, "text": " E again, and run."}, {"start": 21455.86, "end": 21456.86, "text": " Okay, now come run."}, {"start": 21456.86, "end": 21457.86, "text": " Okay, this is fine."}, {"start": 21457.86, "end": 21458.86, "text": " This is fine."}, {"start": 21458.86, "end": 21459.86, "text": " So then you're gonna back off?"}, {"start": 21459.86, "end": 21460.86, "text": " You're gonna back off."}, {"start": 21460.86, "end": 21461.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21461.86, "end": 21463.86, "text": " So now, get out of base camp."}, {"start": 21463.86, "end": 21465.86, "text": " You're gonna walk straight bottom again."}, {"start": 21465.86, "end": 21467.86, "text": " You're gonna push out bottom, okay?"}, {"start": 21467.86, "end": 21468.86, "text": " Keep bottom."}, {"start": 21468.86, "end": 21469.86, "text": " You're gonna back off."}, {"start": 21469.86, "end": 21470.86, "text": " You can't back off."}, {"start": 21470.86, "end": 21471.86, "text": " Push out the main way."}, {"start": 21471.86, "end": 21472.86, "text": " You're gonna back off."}, {"start": 21472.86, "end": 21473.86, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 21473.86, "end": 21474.86, "text": " We're doing it wrong."}, {"start": 21474.86, "end": 21476.86, "text": " Tell me what we're doing right now."}, {"start": 21476.86, "end": 21477.86, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 21477.86, "end": 21483.86, "text": " General Skywalker is usually leading his men up in the front, not bringing real life to the ground."}, {"start": 21483.86, "end": 21488.86, "text": " Do you remember when they said that Anakin was the strongest Jedi to have ever fought in the Cromers?"}, {"start": 21488.86, "end": 21489.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 21489.86, "end": 21491.86, "text": " That is you and now, J.C."}, {"start": 21491.86, "end": 21493.86, "text": " You are the strongest Jedi."}, {"start": 21493.86, "end": 21496.86, "text": " Do you understand the faith of the world that is on this planet?"}, {"start": 21496.86, "end": 21497.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 21497.86, "end": 21499.86, "text": " Okay, push out the next wave, Bob."}, {"start": 21499.86, "end": 21501.86, "text": " I'm going to want you to look for the back-up book, Skullbrill."}, {"start": 21501.86, "end": 21502.86, "text": " We got this."}, {"start": 21504.86, "end": 21506.86, "text": " It's the price of War 5s."}, {"start": 21506.86, "end": 21512.86, "text": " We're soldiers. We have a duty to follow orders. We must lay down our lives."}, {"start": 21512.86, "end": 21514.86, "text": " Hey, that's right. That's right."}, {"start": 21514.86, "end": 21516.86, "text": " I should not believe that."}, {"start": 21516.86, "end": 21518.86, "text": " What's that? What do you think you need to think?"}, {"start": 21518.86, "end": 21519.86, "text": " I don't know my code."}, {"start": 21519.86, "end": 21520.86, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 21520.86, "end": 21521.86, "text": " That's what I believe."}, {"start": 21521.86, "end": 21522.86, "text": " Now, engage!"}, {"start": 21522.86, "end": 21524.86, "text": " I'm sorry. I cannot just follow orders."}, {"start": 21524.86, "end": 21525.86, "text": " I know they're all."}, {"start": 21525.86, "end": 21527.86, "text": " You will, if you support us."}, {"start": 21527.86, "end": 21529.86, "text": " This is the question we fight for."}, {"start": 21529.86, "end": 21530.86, "text": " I do, sir."}, {"start": 21530.86, "end": 21531.86, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 21531.86, "end": 21532.86, "text": " Rock up the turd."}, {"start": 21532.86, "end": 21533.86, "text": " But I am not just another number."}, {"start": 21533.86, "end": 21534.86, "text": " None of us are."}, {"start": 21534.86, "end": 21536.86, "text": " I want you to W and then R."}, {"start": 21536.86, "end": 21538.86, "text": " W and then R."}, {"start": 21538.86, "end": 21540.86, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 21540.86, "end": 21542.86, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 21542.86, "end": 21544.86, "text": " E, E, E, E."}, {"start": 21544.86, "end": 21546.86, "text": " Nice, nice!"}, {"start": 21546.86, "end": 21548.86, "text": " E, E, E, E."}, {"start": 21548.86, "end": 21550.86, "text": " Nice, nice, nice, nice!"}, {"start": 21550.86, "end": 21552.86, "text": " Okay, that was close. That's okay."}, {"start": 21552.86, "end": 21554.86, "text": " That's okay, that's okay."}, {"start": 21554.86, "end": 21556.86, "text": " I want you to go full top. I'm trying to think"}, {"start": 21556.86, "end": 21558.86, "text": " there's a better item I could get for you."}, {"start": 21558.86, "end": 21560.86, "text": " Come on! Think, think, think!"}, {"start": 21560.86, "end": 21562.86, "text": " It's fine, we have a minute to think."}, {"start": 21562.86, "end": 21564.86, "text": " So let's do everything they told you."}, {"start": 21564.86, "end": 21567.86, "text": " The general is making a mistake, and he needs to be called on."}, {"start": 21567.86, "end": 21571.86, "text": " Okay, I think we can make for the bulk of it. I think it's our choice."}, {"start": 21571.86, "end": 21575.86, "text": " So we only need 30 more gold, so attention, the mech can get enough gold, which you will get."}, {"start": 21575.86, "end": 21577.86, "text": " You're gonna just write six rounds of cash."}, {"start": 21577.86, "end": 21580.86, "text": " No, sir, I'm gonna drop 30 shells!"}, {"start": 21580.86, "end": 21584.86, "text": " Listen, remember when you manifested after the start of the day?"}, {"start": 21584.86, "end": 21586.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 21586.86, "end": 21588.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 21588.86, "end": 21592.36, "text": " This is your moment. This is your moment."}, {"start": 21592.36, "end": 21594.86, "text": " Yes. So now on respawn. No."}, {"start": 21594.86, "end": 21596.86, "text": " You have to push off on your way up."}, {"start": 21596.86, "end": 21598.86, "text": " Yes! Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 21598.86, "end": 21600.86, "text": " Please kill him! Yes!"}, {"start": 21600.86, "end": 21601.86, "text": " Okay, Jinxie."}, {"start": 21601.86, "end": 21602.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 21602.86, "end": 21605.86, "text": " Jinxie, listen. When you respawn, focus on what you can do."}, {"start": 21605.86, "end": 21608.86, "text": " But, but, but, but, push off one way bot,"}, {"start": 21608.86, "end": 21610.86, "text": " and then afterwards you can walk mid."}, {"start": 21610.86, "end": 21612.86, "text": " So you're going to kill one wave of the minion, sir,"}, {"start": 21612.86, "end": 21614.86, "text": " and then you walk mid."}, {"start": 21614.86, "end": 21615.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 21615.86, "end": 21616.86, "text": " It is not even completely organic."}, {"start": 21616.86, "end": 21618.66, "text": " Yo, one wave of millions, one minute."}, {"start": 21618.66, "end": 21619.66, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 21619.66, "end": 21622.16, "text": " Dude, there's the top of someone implanted there."}, {"start": 21622.16, "end": 21623.16, "text": " I can't believe it."}, {"start": 21623.16, "end": 21625.16, "text": " Those are in the Cypriots."}, {"start": 21625.16, "end": 21626.16, "text": " They all have one."}, {"start": 21626.16, "end": 21628.16, "text": " Which is supposed to prevent you from being aggressive."}, {"start": 21628.16, "end": 21630.16, "text": " So now, go free your red buff and then walk."}, {"start": 21630.16, "end": 21632.16, "text": " Now you don't have to spell push."}, {"start": 21632.16, "end": 21633.66, "text": " You can finally do a 13th."}, {"start": 21633.66, "end": 21635.66, "text": " To implant them during the growth cycle."}, {"start": 21635.66, "end": 21636.16, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 21636.16, "end": 21638.16, "text": " They're faced in the boys' own dirt."}, {"start": 21638.16, "end": 21639.16, "text": " All right, good."}, {"start": 21639.16, "end": 21640.16, "text": " Red buff, red buff, red buff."}, {"start": 21640.16, "end": 21640.66, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 21640.66, "end": 21642.16, "text": " And it drove him insane."}, {"start": 21642.16, "end": 21644.16, "text": " Half your red buff, you're going to the barricade."}, {"start": 21644.16, "end": 21646.16, "text": " These chicks have to be removed."}, {"start": 21646.16, "end": 21648.16, "text": " There is no proof of that."}, {"start": 21648.16, "end": 21650.16, "text": " Now James, while we're walking to Valin, I want to..."}, {"start": 21650.16, "end": 21652.16, "text": " If you want to click on your favorites on,"}, {"start": 21652.16, "end": 21654.16, "text": " because we're not that slow."}, {"start": 21654.16, "end": 21656.16, "text": " We need you to click on your favorites on."}, {"start": 21658.16, "end": 21660.16, "text": " Okay, just click on anything, Valin."}, {"start": 21660.16, "end": 21662.16, "text": " Now go. Open it back up."}, {"start": 21662.16, "end": 21663.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21663.16, "end": 21665.16, "text": " All soldiers charge!"}, {"start": 21667.16, "end": 21669.16, "text": " Now back up, back up, back up, back up."}, {"start": 21669.16, "end": 21671.16, "text": " We need our team. We need our team. We need our team. Back up."}, {"start": 21671.16, "end": 21674.16, "text": " Walk back up, walk back up, walk back up, walk back up."}, {"start": 21674.16, "end": 21675.16, "text": " Okay, out."}, {"start": 21675.16, "end": 21676.16, "text": " Out."}, {"start": 21676.16, "end": 21677.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21677.16, "end": 21678.16, "text": " Out."}, {"start": 21678.16, "end": 21679.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21679.16, "end": 21680.16, "text": " Now wait."}, {"start": 21680.16, "end": 21681.16, "text": " Wait for where to go."}, {"start": 21681.16, "end": 21682.16, "text": " Wait for the woman first."}, {"start": 21682.16, "end": 21683.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21683.16, "end": 21684.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21684.16, "end": 21685.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21685.16, "end": 21686.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21686.16, "end": 21687.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21687.16, "end": 21688.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21688.16, "end": 21689.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21689.16, "end": 21690.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21690.16, "end": 21691.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21691.16, "end": 21692.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21692.16, "end": 21693.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21693.16, "end": 21694.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21694.16, "end": 21695.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21695.16, "end": 21696.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21696.16, "end": 21697.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21697.16, "end": 21698.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21698.16, "end": 21699.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21699.16, "end": 21700.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21700.16, "end": 21701.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21701.16, "end": 21702.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21702.16, "end": 21703.16, "text": " In."}, {"start": 21703.16, "end": 21708.84, "text": " whatever do you want me to give you one my favorites I have kung fu panda"}, {"start": 21708.84, "end": 21714.92, "text": " let's do some kung fu panda then brother I have night team kills I'm so"}, {"start": 21714.92, "end": 21719.3, "text": " low I was here in the chat!"}, {"start": 21719.3, "end": 21725.62, "text": " okay I want you to hover over the left side of your screen of the shop it's"}, {"start": 21725.62, "end": 21730.7, "text": " gonna open up a top click the the elixir that's like kind of orange and"}, {"start": 21730.7, "end": 21738.3, "text": " gray next to the blue one down down one left exactly you buy it all right now"}, {"start": 21738.3, "end": 21743.100000000002, "text": " chad jinx he needs your energy his team but he sucks and he needs you everybody"}, {"start": 21743.100000000002, "end": 21749.62, "text": " needs the type of one right now everybody needs the type of one he needs your energy"}, {"start": 21749.62, "end": 21755.32, "text": " okay now we're gonna walk shade med in 20 seconds the other dragon spawns it"}, {"start": 21755.32, "end": 21757.32, "text": " I'll come down to this game."}, {"start": 21757.32, "end": 21763.32, "text": " I said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me."}, {"start": 21765.32, "end": 21772.32, "text": " I stayed because I thought if anyone could change the backup, it could make me not me."}, {"start": 21773.32, "end": 21774.32, "text": " It was you!"}, {"start": 21774.32, "end": 21775.32, "text": " Start pinging on the dragon."}, {"start": 21775.32, "end": 21776.32, "text": " Ping on the dragon."}, {"start": 21776.32, "end": 21777.32, "text": " You need to ping on the dragon."}, {"start": 21777.32, "end": 21778.32, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 21778.32, "end": 21780.32, "text": " Walk towards it, walk towards it, walk towards it."}, {"start": 21780.32, "end": 21781.32, "text": " Jinxing."}, {"start": 21781.32, "end": 21786.739999999998, "text": " If this dragon gets low, you need to smite-steal it at 1,400. Am I understeal?"}, {"start": 21786.739999999998, "end": 21790.02, "text": " Okay, you gotta steal it. Art, and then try to steal it."}, {"start": 21790.52, "end": 21797.32, "text": " I've never sucked more than anyone in the history of Kung-Fu, in the history of China, in the history of Suck-Ing."}, {"start": 21797.32, "end": 21799.02, "text": " Wait, it's about it. Wait."}, {"start": 21799.02, "end": 21801.62, "text": " WHAT?! WHAT?!"}, {"start": 21801.62, "end": 21802.92, "text": " They totally hate me."}, {"start": 21802.92, "end": 21804.12, "text": " Totally."}, {"start": 21804.12, "end": 21806.62, "text": " How's she thought we're gonna turn me into the dragon?"}, {"start": 21806.62, "end": 21807.32, "text": " Okay, warrior."}, {"start": 21807.32, "end": 21809.82, "text": " They can still hold. They can still hold."}, {"start": 21809.82, "end": 21813.82, "text": " I'm surprised you remember seeing me talk."}, {"start": 21813.82, "end": 21815.82, "text": " I know, but it's okay."}, {"start": 21815.82, "end": 21817.82, "text": " There might still be a chance for another fight."}, {"start": 21817.82, "end": 21819.82, "text": " Just wait."}, {"start": 21819.82, "end": 21821.82, "text": " You think I mean it?"}, {"start": 21821.82, "end": 21823.82, "text": " I don't know what I mean."}, {"start": 21823.82, "end": 21825.82, "text": " Then go fast."}, {"start": 21825.82, "end": 21827.82, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 21827.82, "end": 21829.82, "text": " I'm trusting you."}, {"start": 21829.82, "end": 21831.82, "text": " Listen, everybody is trusting you right now."}, {"start": 21831.82, "end": 21833.82, "text": " This is your moment."}, {"start": 21833.82, "end": 21835.82, "text": " I have to share."}, {"start": 21835.82, "end": 21837.82, "text": " One."}, {"start": 21837.82, "end": 21839.82, "text": " What's happening right now?"}, {"start": 21839.82, "end": 21841.82, "text": " For the family."}, {"start": 21841.82, "end": 21845.82, "text": " Okay, should be up in time that you can maybe go this way."}, {"start": 21849.82, "end": 21851.82, "text": " Now when you respawn, walk straight bot."}, {"start": 21851.82, "end": 21853.82, "text": " Walk straight bot."}, {"start": 21853.82, "end": 21855.82, "text": " No, no, no, to the enemy team."}, {"start": 21855.82, "end": 21857.82, "text": " Walk to the enemy team. Maybe you can fight them."}, {"start": 21861.82, "end": 21865.82, "text": " Archer, Archer, Archer, Archer, Archer, Archer, Archer!"}, {"start": 21865.82, "end": 21888.18, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 21888.18, "end": 21911.78, "text": " I want you to play Hans Zimmer time because I'm about to tell you exactly the words you"}, {"start": 21911.78, "end": 21925.539999999997, "text": " need to hear. Are you ready? What's it called? Hands, Zimmer, Timer. Now you just lost the"}, {"start": 21925.539999999997, "end": 21932.34, "text": " game where you dropped 20 kills, and I know it hurts, and I know it stings, and I know"}, {"start": 21932.34, "end": 21941.02, "text": " there's a part of you that just wants to scream and shout and go absolutely crazy. Your team"}, {"start": 21941.02, "end": 21949.94, "text": " entered you they did nobody can deny that but it's not about the loss and this"}, {"start": 21949.94, "end": 21955.62, "text": " loss is not what you should take away from that game because you did something"}, {"start": 21955.62, "end": 21963.62, "text": " jinxed that game that nobody thought you could do you dropped 20 kills you had the"}, {"start": 21963.62, "end": 21971.82, "text": " highest damage you were 46,000 new personal best and I know that right now"}, {"start": 21971.82, "end": 21977.14, "text": " the lost things but I want you to imagine if you could play like that every"}, {"start": 21977.14, "end": 21979.379999999997, "text": " game I want you to imagine where"}, {"start": 21993.62, "end": 21995.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22023.62, "end": 22025.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22053.62, "end": 22055.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22083.62, "end": 22085.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22113.62, "end": 22115.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22143.62, "end": 22163.62, "text": " and"}, {"start": 22163.62, "end": 22170.62, "text": " will come a day where you will never lose ever again."}, {"start": 22170.62, "end": 22186.62, "text": " I've never been more emotionally affected by a loss in a video game like this one."}, {"start": 22186.62, "end": 22193.62, "text": " only when I lose on the problem, but in this game right here, in this 36 minute game, I"}, {"start": 22193.62, "end": 22198.62, "text": " was the scorcher. I was the scorcher."}, {"start": 22210.62, "end": 22215.62, "text": " Do you know what we do after a 36 minute loss where we drop 20 kills, Jinxie?"}, {"start": 22216.62, "end": 22238.62, "text": " We Q again."}, {"start": 22238.62, "end": 22239.62, "text": " Now I want you to-"}, {"start": 22239.62, "end": 22244.62, "text": " NOW I WANT TO JUMP FURTY!"}, {"start": 22244.62, "end": 22247.62, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 22250.62, "end": 22253.62, "text": " Get me in there, man!"}, {"start": 22253.62, "end": 22255.62, "text": " Get me in there!"}, {"start": 22255.62, "end": 22258.62, "text": " Get me in Summoner's Rift!"}, {"start": 22259.62, "end": 22261.62, "text": " It's not Summoner's Rift, James."}, {"start": 22261.62, "end": 22263.62, "text": " Yes, you got me. Terri on."}, {"start": 22264.62, "end": 22266.62, "text": " It's not Summoner's Rift anymore, James."}, {"start": 22266.62, "end": 22270.62, "text": " Summoner's Rift is what the Moanies refer to it as."}, {"start": 22270.62, "end": 22279.62, "text": " But for people like you and me, it's the fucking battlefield, it's the war zone, it's where"}, {"start": 22279.62, "end": 22284.62, "text": " you can dominate everything in your path!"}, {"start": 22300.62, "end": 22307.62, "text": " Now, James C, I want you to type another message."}, {"start": 22307.62, "end": 22311.62, "text": " I want you to type, I don't give a fuck what any of you do."}, {"start": 22311.62, "end": 22317.62, "text": " I will make sure we win."}, {"start": 22317.62, "end": 22323.62, "text": " We're walking first."}, {"start": 22323.62, "end": 22325.62, "text": " walking"}, {"start": 22331.64, "end": 22333.64, "text": " They're all gonna die!"}, {"start": 22334.64, "end": 22336.64, "text": " They're all gonna die"}, {"start": 22336.64, "end": 22338.64, "text": " They're all gonna die"}, {"start": 22353.62, "end": 22355.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22383.62, "end": 22385.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22413.62, "end": 22415.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22443.62, "end": 22445.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22473.62, "end": 22475.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22503.62, "end": 22532.739999999998, "text": " I'm sorry, Anakin."}, {"start": 22532.74, "end": 22541.620000000003, "text": " strong enough to see for all of it that's where i stop now come back i love you jinxy"}, {"start": 22541.620000000003, "end": 22546.9, "text": " that's all the rainbow six viewers sitting there's no jimmy come back to rainbow six"}, {"start": 22546.9, "end": 22551.22, "text": " as you descend into the insanity that is the other chosen one"}, {"start": 22553.06, "end": 22559.940000000002, "text": " it was said that you would just call this if i die now bring balance to the four"}, {"start": 22589.94, "end": 22596.94, "text": " I destroyed him."}, {"start": 22596.94, "end": 22599.94, "text": " Alright, so now we're gonna play for the red one."}, {"start": 22599.94, "end": 22601.94, "text": " You found the clone, you're gonna back off."}, {"start": 22601.94, "end": 22602.94, "text": " You're gonna play for the..."}, {"start": 22602.94, "end": 22609.94, "text": " I was once a Jedi, nice to see that he was your father."}, {"start": 22609.94, "end": 22611.94, "text": " He was the fifth star pilot in the galaxy."}, {"start": 22611.94, "end": 22613.94, "text": " I just want you to imagine, here's to nothing."}, {"start": 22613.94, "end": 22614.94, "text": " I'm gonna cut him off."}, {"start": 22614.94, "end": 22615.94, "text": " I'm gonna cut him off."}, {"start": 22615.94, "end": 22616.94, "text": " I'm gonna cut him off."}, {"start": 22616.94, "end": 22618.94, "text": " Are you gonna look back on him?"}, {"start": 22618.94, "end": 22623.94, "text": " Think of it as just another plan where people said that you'd never be able to reach anything"}, {"start": 22623.94, "end": 22625.94, "text": " and that you'd prove them right?"}, {"start": 22625.94, "end": 22630.94, "text": " Or will it be a time when you roasted the occasion and shattered all expectations?"}, {"start": 22636.94, "end": 22638.94, "text": " Talk to me, Jamesy!"}, {"start": 22638.94, "end": 22642.94, "text": " It's time to rise to the fucking occasion!"}, {"start": 22642.94, "end": 22644.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22658.3, "end": 22660.3, "text": " Now looks like a free kill to me"}, {"start": 22662.14, "end": 22664.14, "text": " It's not complete your training"}, {"start": 22668.3, "end": 22672.699999999997, "text": " This is complete and bring order to the galaxy"}, {"start": 22672.94, "end": 22674.94, "text": " I'll never join you!"}, {"start": 22674.94, "end": 22675.94, "text": " It's your moment."}, {"start": 22675.94, "end": 22677.94, "text": " Remember, E the hold Q."}, {"start": 22677.94, "end": 22679.94, "text": " E, E hold Q."}, {"start": 22679.94, "end": 22681.94, "text": " E the hold Q."}, {"start": 22681.94, "end": 22682.94, "text": " Okay? Nice!"}, {"start": 22682.94, "end": 22683.94, "text": " Recall."}, {"start": 22683.94, "end": 22684.94, "text": " Back up. Recall."}, {"start": 22684.94, "end": 22685.94, "text": " Back up. Recall."}, {"start": 22685.94, "end": 22686.94, "text": " Now, you're wrong this point."}, {"start": 22686.94, "end": 22687.94, "text": " Always when I rework for ganks,"}, {"start": 22687.94, "end": 22689.94, "text": " make sure that you're working on your map."}, {"start": 22689.94, "end": 22690.94, "text": " Recall."}, {"start": 22690.94, "end": 22695.94, "text": " Now, James, I'm not saying you're always having Q."}, {"start": 22695.94, "end": 22698.94, "text": " Hold it down until it goes through all the way in the future"}, {"start": 22698.94, "end": 22700.94, "text": " by your, by your, uh,"}, {"start": 22700.94, "end": 22702.94, "text": " The Tiamat team. The second thing."}, {"start": 22702.94, "end": 22704.94, "text": " The Tiamat wave will kick that's the one."}, {"start": 22704.94, "end": 22706.94, "text": " Watch your back."}, {"start": 22706.94, "end": 22708.94, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 22708.94, "end": 22710.94, "text": " Can stop that now."}, {"start": 22710.94, "end": 22712.94, "text": " Just for once."}, {"start": 22712.94, "end": 22714.94, "text": " Let me."}, {"start": 22714.94, "end": 22716.94, "text": " Look on this with mine."}, {"start": 22716.94, "end": 22718.94, "text": " You're gonna look on the front?"}, {"start": 22718.94, "end": 22722.94, "text": " Let me see how we can go top, top, top, top, top."}, {"start": 22722.94, "end": 22724.94, "text": " That's your coach, Lazy. He's scrambling their name."}, {"start": 22724.94, "end": 22726.94, "text": " He blinks."}, {"start": 22726.94, "end": 22728.94, "text": " He wants you down. Okay, go."}, {"start": 22728.94, "end": 22732.94, "text": " Sorry guys, that was one, but I'll come out and leave you here, I can save you."}, {"start": 22732.94, "end": 22733.94, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 22733.94, "end": 22735.94, "text": " So it's strong, that's why it's not perfect."}, {"start": 22735.94, "end": 22736.94, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 22736.94, "end": 22737.94, "text": " Come on, let's do it."}, {"start": 22743.94, "end": 22744.94, "text": " Spider."}, {"start": 22744.94, "end": 22751.94, "text": " Remember, if you're gonna have two charges, always use the smite, because your smite cooldown"}, {"start": 22751.94, "end": 22753.94, "text": " is always working, right?"}, {"start": 22753.94, "end": 22757.94, "text": " Right? As long as you only have one or zero charges."}, {"start": 22757.94, "end": 22758.94, "text": " Alright, cute."}, {"start": 22758.94, "end": 22761.94, "text": " Okay. Alright, I'll go for this."}, {"start": 22768.94, "end": 22771.94, "text": " Alright, after this, we're gonna go to the back here, so okay?"}, {"start": 22772.94, "end": 22773.94, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 22773.94, "end": 22778.94, "text": " Okay, look mid, look mid. Walk mid and press W. Walk mid, press W. Walk mid, press W."}, {"start": 22778.94, "end": 22780.94, "text": " You don't even need to press, go. Yep, this is good."}, {"start": 22781.94, "end": 22782.94, "text": " Alright, back up."}, {"start": 22783.94, "end": 22786.64, "text": " Yeah, we have to back up now because they backed off so it's okay"}, {"start": 22787.6, "end": 22792.6, "text": " What matters Jinx he said you're running out to jungle the most important thing which is adaptability"}, {"start": 22793.879999999997, "end": 22798.82, "text": " What the fuck it's about being able to sit there and think that a place good"}, {"start": 22798.82, "end": 22803.359999999997, "text": " But then back off or commit with the information that is what separates the best"}, {"start": 22804.48, "end": 22807.68, "text": " See this what you just did what you're doing right now"}, {"start": 22808.239999999998, "end": 22812.66, "text": " This is good. This is good. E hold Q E hold Q"}, {"start": 22813.94, "end": 22816.82, "text": " It's okay, you can fight. Back up, back up. This is fine, this is fine."}, {"start": 22816.82, "end": 22817.82, "text": " Where's so many?"}, {"start": 22817.82, "end": 22818.82, "text": " You need to go, Cuggs. Cuggs."}, {"start": 22818.82, "end": 22820.82, "text": " Do you want to go to the planets?"}, {"start": 22820.82, "end": 22821.82, "text": " Most of them."}, {"start": 22821.82, "end": 22822.82, "text": " No, Cuggs."}, {"start": 22822.82, "end": 22824.82, "text": " Has anyone been to them all?"}, {"start": 22824.82, "end": 22826.82, "text": " Hmm. Not likely."}, {"start": 22826.82, "end": 22830.82, "text": " I want to be the first one to see them all."}, {"start": 22830.82, "end": 22835.82, "text": " I don't want things to change."}, {"start": 22835.82, "end": 22838.82, "text": " I can't stop the change."}, {"start": 22838.82, "end": 22842.82, "text": " Even more than you can stop the suns from setting."}, {"start": 22842.82, "end": 22844.82, "text": " I don't see you again."}, {"start": 22844.82, "end": 22846.82, "text": " What does he do?"}, {"start": 22846.82, "end": 22848.82, "text": " I'm not the type to tell you to do all these things."}, {"start": 22848.82, "end": 22849.82, "text": " I hope so."}, {"start": 22849.82, "end": 22851.82, "text": " And now you're doing them on your own?"}, {"start": 22851.82, "end": 22852.82, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 22852.82, "end": 22853.82, "text": " The drone."}, {"start": 22853.82, "end": 22854.82, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 22854.82, "end": 22855.82, "text": " The farming."}, {"start": 22855.82, "end": 22856.82, "text": " Everything."}, {"start": 22856.82, "end": 22858.82, "text": " You think we're going to go for a dragon call?"}, {"start": 22858.82, "end": 22860.82, "text": " It was a strong enough to save."}, {"start": 22860.82, "end": 22861.82, "text": " You're a farming."}, {"start": 22861.82, "end": 22863.82, "text": " I'm not going to do anything."}, {"start": 22863.82, "end": 22866.82, "text": " Now don't go in here because the red thing, that's a voice."}, {"start": 22866.82, "end": 22867.82, "text": " It's a strong voice."}, {"start": 22867.82, "end": 22868.82, "text": " So I want you to recall."}, {"start": 22868.82, "end": 22869.82, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 22869.82, "end": 22870.82, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 22870.82, "end": 22871.82, "text": " But I'm a problem."}, {"start": 22871.82, "end": 22873.32, "text": " I won't fail again."}, {"start": 22873.32, "end": 22875.22, "text": " Now, on our recall relevant,"}, {"start": 22875.22, "end": 22876.82, "text": " is you're gonna buy tier one boots,"}, {"start": 22876.82, "end": 22877.32, "text": " and you're gonna buy..."}, {"start": 22877.32, "end": 22878.82, "text": " Close my machine."}, {"start": 22878.82, "end": 22879.82, "text": " On the way to the room, okay?"}, {"start": 22879.82, "end": 22880.52, "text": " Yes, master."}, {"start": 22880.52, "end": 22881.22, "text": " The tier one."}, {"start": 22881.22, "end": 22881.72, "text": " Yep, no?"}, {"start": 22881.72, "end": 22883.32, "text": " And then, right to the room, okay?"}, {"start": 22883.32, "end": 22884.62, "text": " Right to the room, okay?"}, {"start": 22884.62, "end": 22885.32, "text": " Yep, there you go."}, {"start": 22885.32, "end": 22885.82, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 22885.82, "end": 22886.82, "text": " I want you to come."}, {"start": 22888.82, "end": 22889.32, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 22889.32, "end": 22890.82, "text": " We don't bring bangers."}, {"start": 22892.32, "end": 22893.32, "text": " True."}, {"start": 22893.32, "end": 22894.32, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 22896.32, "end": 22897.82, "text": " Council granting of permissions for training."}, {"start": 22897.82, "end": 22899.32, "text": " Now, I don't want you to get paid anymore."}, {"start": 22899.32, "end": 22900.32, "text": " This is okay."}, {"start": 22900.32, "end": 22901.32, "text": " It keeps getting away."}, {"start": 22901.32, "end": 22903.32, "text": " You're gonna put him safe for the dragons"}, {"start": 22911.32, "end": 22913.32, "text": " He's amazing"}, {"start": 22913.32, "end": 22916.32, "text": " He should have seen the rest of the junglers and her dragons"}, {"start": 22916.32, "end": 22918.32, "text": " If you keep doing this"}, {"start": 22919.32, "end": 22920.32, "text": " Can't even say"}, {"start": 22920.32, "end": 22922.32, "text": " You're just worried that you're not powerful, right?"}, {"start": 22923.32, "end": 22924.32, "text": " Exactly"}, {"start": 22924.32, "end": 22925.32, "text": " So that's why"}, {"start": 22925.32, "end": 22926.32, "text": " In this case"}, {"start": 22926.32, "end": 22928.32, "text": " What if it's the trans people who are going to look on the dragons?"}, {"start": 22928.32, "end": 22929.32, "text": " They're not a bandit"}, {"start": 22929.32, "end": 22932.32, "text": " I can't deeply about his friends, okay?"}, {"start": 22933.32, "end": 22935.32, "text": " I looked out for them until the end."}, {"start": 22935.32, "end": 22939.32, "text": " You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you."}, {"start": 22939.32, "end": 22942.32, "text": " I have trained you since you were a small boy."}, {"start": 22942.32, "end": 22945.32, "text": " Then you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be."}, {"start": 22945.32, "end": 22947.32, "text": " I'm sorry, Master."}, {"start": 22948.32, "end": 22950.32, "text": " But I'm not coming back."}, {"start": 22951.32, "end": 22953.32, "text": " She made the decision, Anakin."}, {"start": 22953.32, "end": 22955.32, "text": " Well, what choice did we give Q?"}, {"start": 22955.32, "end": 22957.32, "text": " There were any suspicions about her loyalty."}, {"start": 22957.32, "end": 22959.32, "text": " The Count had turned their back on her."}, {"start": 22959.32, "end": 22962.32, "text": " You and your precious Jedi."}, {"start": 22962.32, "end": 22964.32, "text": " Oh, tell me, what?"}, {"start": 22964.32, "end": 22967.32, "text": " How many of them lies have I been told by the Council?"}, {"start": 22967.32, "end": 22969.32, "text": " Because you're a nurse, not for children."}, {"start": 22969.32, "end": 22970.32, "text": " I don't trust them."}, {"start": 22970.32, "end": 22972.32, "text": " They see your office check."}, {"start": 22972.32, "end": 22975.32, "text": " And they'll know how I'll be too strong."}, {"start": 22975.32, "end": 22977.32, "text": " So, what's going on?"}, {"start": 22977.32, "end": 22979.32, "text": " Well, I should find this."}, {"start": 22979.32, "end": 22982.32, "text": " I know what's been troubling me."}, {"start": 22982.32, "end": 22984.32, "text": " Who am I?"}, {"start": 22984.32, "end": 22986.88, "text": " I've known you've been searching for a life."}, {"start": 22986.88, "end": 22989.6, "text": " Now look for the parts that are about to respond to a fact."}, {"start": 22989.6, "end": 22991.72, "text": " You saw that without even being able to tell me."}, {"start": 22991.72, "end": 22993.92, "text": " It was on your warning how to control the world."}, {"start": 22993.92, "end": 22995.72, "text": " I won't let this one become real."}, {"start": 22995.72, "end": 22998.32, "text": " What do you call me, Anken Skywalker?"}, {"start": 22998.32, "end": 23000.72, "text": " Only through me and she."}, {"start": 23000.72, "end": 23001.72, "text": " I'll go for it."}, {"start": 23001.72, "end": 23002.92, "text": " I'll go for it."}, {"start": 23002.92, "end": 23004.92, "text": " Someday I will be."}, {"start": 23004.92, "end": 23007.32, "text": " I will be the most powerful Jedi ever."}, {"start": 23007.32, "end": 23008.52, "text": " Now look for it."}, {"start": 23008.52, "end": 23011.12, "text": " The enemy's all one, so I won't fight with them."}, {"start": 23011.12, "end": 23012.72, "text": " I'll give a backing up now."}, {"start": 23012.72, "end": 23021.72, "text": " When you get to a point where you make these decisions, a lot of things based off the information, that's when you know you have to prove them."}, {"start": 23021.72, "end": 23023.72, "text": " Alright, I'll take this job."}, {"start": 23023.72, "end": 23025.72, "text": " You must leave!"}, {"start": 23025.72, "end": 23027.72, "text": " I need him!"}, {"start": 23027.72, "end": 23030.72, "text": " I want him to leave, and I want him to hurry."}, {"start": 23030.72, "end": 23034.72, "text": " Walk him, walk him, it's okay, just walk him, walk him, walk him."}, {"start": 23034.72, "end": 23036.72, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 23036.72, "end": 23038.72, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 23038.72, "end": 23043.72, "text": " I don't like you, but there is any one second."}, {"start": 23043.72, "end": 23047.72, "text": " He has long agreed to the peace of our country."}, {"start": 23047.72, "end": 23049.72, "text": " Now look at the dragon, the dragon is so ugly."}, {"start": 23049.72, "end": 23051.72, "text": " That was the king who wanted all of us."}, {"start": 23051.72, "end": 23053.72, "text": " All of this was just a side quest."}, {"start": 23053.72, "end": 23055.72, "text": " The main quest is so out of the illusion."}, {"start": 23055.72, "end": 23056.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23057.72, "end": 23058.72, "text": " Off."}, {"start": 23060.72, "end": 23061.72, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 23063.72, "end": 23065.72, "text": " Where is Darth Vader?"}, {"start": 23065.72, "end": 23066.72, "text": " Don't shoot!"}, {"start": 23066.72, "end": 23067.72, "text": " Go to get it!"}, {"start": 23067.72, "end": 23069.72, "text": " I can't be."}, {"start": 23069.72, "end": 23070.72, "text": " Making my heart..."}, {"start": 23070.72, "end": 23071.72, "text": " Die!"}, {"start": 23071.72, "end": 23072.72, "text": " You're so mad!"}, {"start": 23072.72, "end": 23073.72, "text": " You're so mad!"}, {"start": 23073.72, "end": 23074.72, "text": " You're so mad!"}, {"start": 23074.72, "end": 23076.72, "text": " Young Skywalker, you can't..."}, {"start": 23076.72, "end": 23077.72, "text": " You've done it!"}, {"start": 23077.72, "end": 23078.72, "text": " Yes, me!"}, {"start": 23078.72, "end": 23079.72, "text": " You can't!"}, {"start": 23079.72, "end": 23080.72, "text": " You've done it!"}, {"start": 23080.72, "end": 23081.72, "text": " You've done it!"}, {"start": 23081.72, "end": 23082.72, "text": " You've done it!"}, {"start": 23082.72, "end": 23087.72, "text": " If you're not with me after this guy at the National University, then you are my safety-saving"}, {"start": 23087.72, "end": 23088.72, "text": " part."}, {"start": 23088.72, "end": 23090.72, "text": " It's something I don't control here."}, {"start": 23090.72, "end": 23094.72, "text": " Now when you can't, you're gonna buy the bridge on a second life ticket."}, {"start": 23094.72, "end": 23096.72, "text": " And then you go straight to the ground."}, {"start": 23096.72, "end": 23102.72, "text": " I say jumpers, it is your duty to your team to make sure that you get those objectives."}, {"start": 23102.72, "end": 23114.72, "text": " If the grunts are, if the grumps are, if the dryness of it, if the hell is up, it is about you trying to find a pathway to be able to achieve your feeling."}, {"start": 23114.72, "end": 23116.72, "text": " Destroy the machine safe."}, {"start": 23116.72, "end": 23119.72, "text": " Not for the grunts, it's you, all right."}, {"start": 23119.72, "end": 23122.72, "text": " It's you, in your anger."}, {"start": 23122.72, "end": 23124.72, "text": " You killed her."}, {"start": 23124.72, "end": 23127.72, "text": " Now what do you do?"}, {"start": 23127.72, "end": 23130.72, "text": " Uh, why don't you rest for a couple of minutes?"}, {"start": 23130.72, "end": 23132.72, "text": " Okay, I'll be back in a second."}, {"start": 23132.72, "end": 23134.72, "text": " Surprise, surprise, surprise!"}, {"start": 23134.72, "end": 23136.72, "text": " Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 23136.72, "end": 23138.72, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 23138.72, "end": 23140.72, "text": " Confused."}, {"start": 23140.72, "end": 23143.72, "text": " Good. See, I'll finish these drops."}, {"start": 23143.72, "end": 23147.72, "text": " And then after these drops, you're gonna look on the front."}, {"start": 23147.72, "end": 23149.72, "text": " You're just gonna hook them."}, {"start": 23149.72, "end": 23152.72, "text": " Actually, kill those, kill those, kill those."}, {"start": 23152.72, "end": 23159.72, "text": " But if he walks away, then we go for the gromp. If he walks away, then we go for the gromp. The gromp. The gromp. The gromp. It's good."}, {"start": 23159.72, "end": 23161.72, "text": " It's good. It's good."}, {"start": 23161.72, "end": 23166.72, "text": " Boy, it's a spree of anaconda."}, {"start": 23166.72, "end": 23168.72, "text": " My chancre in you."}, {"start": 23168.72, "end": 23171.72, "text": " Not in my father's eyes. This is perfect. I'll just pray for this gromp."}, {"start": 23171.72, "end": 23173.72, "text": " The young Jedi named Darth Vader."}, {"start": 23173.72, "end": 23175.72, "text": " The Force is in you."}, {"start": 23175.72, "end": 23181.72, "text": " Now James I wanted to understand that you're the best of the best, you're the first to struggle getting chance to use your minutes."}, {"start": 23181.72, "end": 23183.72, "text": " Right now you're at about 7."}, {"start": 23183.72, "end": 23185.72, "text": " And you're high."}, {"start": 23185.72, "end": 23189.72, "text": " I want you to just allow that stink to come off your shoulder."}, {"start": 23189.72, "end": 23193.72, "text": " You're getting CS numbers relative to how loud you're fighting and everything."}, {"start": 23193.72, "end": 23197.72, "text": " Similar to stuff that not even some guy can use."}, {"start": 23197.72, "end": 23201.72, "text": " Now imagine when you approve this efficiency."}, {"start": 23201.72, "end": 23203.72, "text": " Imagine when you approve this decision making."}, {"start": 23203.72, "end": 23206.72, "text": " Imagine when you prove the optimization."}, {"start": 23206.72, "end": 23208.72, "text": " You knew the power."}, {"start": 23208.72, "end": 23210.72, "text": " Take these rafters, take the hugs."}, {"start": 23210.72, "end": 23211.72, "text": " Don't drone on the chains."}, {"start": 23211.72, "end": 23212.72, "text": " If they're spiting on the minimap,"}, {"start": 23212.72, "end": 23213.72, "text": " would you just see what's going on?"}, {"start": 23213.72, "end": 23215.72, "text": " Walk there, Jax, you walk there."}, {"start": 23215.72, "end": 23216.72, "text": " That's a better play."}, {"start": 23216.72, "end": 23217.72, "text": " We drone, we saw."}, {"start": 23217.72, "end": 23218.72, "text": " Now walk in."}, {"start": 23219.72, "end": 23220.72, "text": " Anakin."}, {"start": 23220.72, "end": 23221.72, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 23224.72, "end": 23225.72, "text": " Got this?"}, {"start": 23225.72, "end": 23226.72, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 23226.72, "end": 23228.72, "text": " Now the backs, the backs, the backs, the backs, the backs."}, {"start": 23228.72, "end": 23229.72, "text": " You can swipe."}, {"start": 23229.72, "end": 23230.72, "text": " FNMQ."}, {"start": 23230.72, "end": 23231.72, "text": " FNMQ."}, {"start": 23231.72, "end": 23232.72, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 23232.72, "end": 23233.960000000003, "text": " Now go for that crab!"}, {"start": 23233.960000000003, "end": 23236.08, "text": " It is the name of your true self, you've only-"}, {"start": 23236.08, "end": 23237.58, "text": " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"}, {"start": 23238.88, "end": 23240.08, "text": " I know there's good in you."}, {"start": 23240.08, "end": 23241.84, "text": " This is all you, J.C."}, {"start": 23241.84, "end": 23243.760000000002, "text": " THIS IS ALL YOU!"}, {"start": 23243.760000000002, "end": 23245.440000000002, "text": " I'm driven from you, fool."}, {"start": 23245.440000000002, "end": 23247.06, "text": " Who is your pain?"}, {"start": 23247.06, "end": 23249.88, "text": " It is too late for me."}, {"start": 23249.88, "end": 23256.52, "text": " Now, J.C., remember, when you buy items, it's like getting another ability, especially for Kimmel."}, {"start": 23256.52, "end": 23258.760000000002, "text": " They call Fust, uh, Pusby."}, {"start": 23258.760000000002, "end": 23260.460000000003, "text": " And then I go to buy a bravery kit."}, {"start": 23260.460000000003, "end": 23261.08, "text": " I am a J.C."}, {"start": 23261.08, "end": 23265.56, "text": " So you sit that little two in your inventory, you can drag it only to one if it feels better."}, {"start": 23265.56, "end": 23267.06, "text": " Like my father, you know me."}, {"start": 23267.06, "end": 23269.06, "text": " And you're an entry player, where your item is on."}, {"start": 23269.06, "end": 23273.06, "text": " So by your board, I'm gonna want you to bring, watch your room, just watch your room."}, {"start": 23273.06, "end": 23276.9, "text": " Now, I'm sorry, the thing about your gold, above your gold, you see?"}, {"start": 23276.9, "end": 23279.4, "text": " And you have all your items, above your gold."}, {"start": 23279.4, "end": 23281.4, "text": " On the right side, the right side."}, {"start": 23281.4, "end": 23283.4, "text": " The right side? No, on the right side."}, {"start": 23283.4, "end": 23285.4, "text": " The right, where your gold is? Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 23285.4, "end": 23289.160000000003, "text": " You sit up here, you can have both, and then you drag it over to the one slot,"}, {"start": 23289.16, "end": 23291.16, "text": " You can change the slot of your items."}, {"start": 23291.16, "end": 23292.46, "text": " You should know what you're hearing."}, {"start": 23292.46, "end": 23293.76, "text": " You can quest one."}, {"start": 23293.76, "end": 23295.76, "text": " I saw most of another ability."}, {"start": 23295.76, "end": 23297.56, "text": " Very so. Good."}, {"start": 23297.56, "end": 23298.76, "text": " Now drone up, drone up."}, {"start": 23298.76, "end": 23300.26, "text": " Main is fighting, main is fighting."}, {"start": 23300.26, "end": 23301.86, "text": " Main is fighting, she's right there."}, {"start": 23301.86, "end": 23303.16, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 23303.16, "end": 23304.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23304.16, "end": 23306.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 23306.16, "end": 23308.16, "text": " Alright, back up. We were too late. It's okay."}, {"start": 23308.16, "end": 23309.56, "text": " Let's go for the ground."}, {"start": 23309.56, "end": 23310.76, "text": " I'm sorry, master!"}, {"start": 23310.76, "end": 23311.66, "text": " You're coming with us."}, {"start": 23311.66, "end": 23313.66, "text": " You haven't failed me yet, Padawan."}, {"start": 23313.66, "end": 23314.46, "text": " I'm not leaving you."}, {"start": 23314.46, "end": 23315.46, "text": " You're out of sync."}, {"start": 23315.46, "end": 23317.46, "text": " It's just you."}, {"start": 23317.46, "end": 23319.46, "text": " You are ready."}, {"start": 23319.46, "end": 23322.46, "text": " Now we're half-complete."}, {"start": 23322.46, "end": 23324.46, "text": " You are right."}, {"start": 23324.46, "end": 23326.46, "text": " You are right."}, {"start": 23326.46, "end": 23328.46, "text": " I'm not a scout!"}, {"start": 23328.46, "end": 23330.46, "text": " I'm telling you, sister."}, {"start": 23330.46, "end": 23334.46, "text": " Jensie, you are honest, you're a fused."}, {"start": 23334.46, "end": 23335.46, "text": " Master."}, {"start": 23335.46, "end": 23339.46, "text": " The urge to give up on the battlefield you have never failed."}, {"start": 23339.46, "end": 23341.46, "text": " You might lose some time to fight it."}, {"start": 23341.46, "end": 23342.46, "text": " I can tell you what I mean."}, {"start": 23342.46, "end": 23356.46, "text": " You might let down your team and it might even be a demotion, but as long as you refuse to let that little voice take over tell you to quit, then you have never failed, and I want you to allow that."}, {"start": 23356.46, "end": 23365.46, "text": " One only fails when he gives up. Now play for this red, play for the Krugs, and then let's look for that dragon. Because what is a jungler's objective?"}, {"start": 23365.46, "end": 23367.46, "text": " The objectives!"}, {"start": 23367.46, "end": 23373.46, "text": " Exactly! And if there's a dragon coming up in 16 seconds, where should we be?"}, {"start": 23395.46, "end": 23409.059999999998, "text": " And that's why, in life, you never give up."}, {"start": 23409.059999999998, "end": 23414.14, "text": " Jynxie, you are still one win away from Iron II."}, {"start": 23414.14, "end": 23416.14, "text": " Are you going to do it tonight?"}, {"start": 23416.14, "end": 23417.14, "text": " Tomorrow."}, {"start": 23417.14, "end": 23418.14, "text": " Tomorrow, okay, Alchi."}, {"start": 23418.14, "end": 23419.14, "text": " Now, Don't test."}, {"start": 23419.14, "end": 23420.14, "text": " I've been listening all night."}, {"start": 23420.14, "end": 23421.14, "text": " I'm listening."}, {"start": 23421.14, "end": 23440.66, "text": " today was the first day where it clicked that 46,000 damage game was lost alive I fell"}, {"start": 23440.66, "end": 23454.16, "text": " Yeah, I know 46,000 damage and hopefully all four of those pluses on my team get banned"}, {"start": 23454.16, "end": 23462.5, "text": " I wanted to understand just how crazy it is that today you played four games on Warwick"}, {"start": 23462.5, "end": 23467.7, "text": " you won three of them and the only one that you didn't you gave the best fucking performance"}, {"start": 23467.7, "end": 23471.7, "text": " that I've ever seen any Ibron player give on the entire planet."}, {"start": 23474.260000000002, "end": 23475.5, "text": " Don says I just want to say."}, {"start": 23480.14, "end": 23481.34, "text": " No one expected me."}, {"start": 23482.5, "end": 23484.34, "text": " To even resist."}, {"start": 23484.38, "end": 23486.9, "text": " They thought I was going to drop right to iron floor and clip again."}, {"start": 23488.22, "end": 23492.260000000002, "text": " I now find myself on victory away from Iron Two."}, {"start": 23493.66, "end": 23495.86, "text": " But I'm not going to stop at Iron Two."}, {"start": 23495.86, "end": 23497.22, "text": " I'm going to get bronze."}, {"start": 23497.22, "end": 23500.82, "text": " They're gonna say I have no chance of getting silver and I'm just gonna do it."}, {"start": 23501.620000000003, "end": 23504.82, "text": " And then they're gonna say, well, okay, he got silver, he had his fun."}, {"start": 23505.120000000003, "end": 23506.620000000003, "text": " There's no way he's gonna get gold."}, {"start": 23506.920000000002, "end": 23508.22, "text": " And then I'm gonna do it."}, {"start": 23509.420000000002, "end": 23512.620000000003, "text": " And then they're gonna say, there's no way he can get to black and red."}, {"start": 23513.22, "end": 23514.420000000002, "text": " And then I'm gonna do it."}, {"start": 23515.52, "end": 23516.420000000002, "text": " And then I'm gonna..."}, {"start": 23517.52, "end": 23522.82, "text": " I'm just gonna keep going up and down and up."}, {"start": 23523.52, "end": 23527.02, "text": " And before you know it, I'll be a perfect champion."}, {"start": 23527.22, "end": 23537.9, "text": " Now, Jensi, I want you to listen to what I'm about to tell you."}, {"start": 23537.9, "end": 23539.82, "text": " And these are the words I'll leave you off with tonight."}, {"start": 23539.82, "end": 23540.82, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 23540.82, "end": 23547.34, "text": " Look at the last of the Jame Stanzas."}, {"start": 23547.34, "end": 23553.460000000003, "text": " So Jensi, an indomitable spirit creates an unstoppable man."}, {"start": 23553.46, "end": 23560.46, "text": " And the indomitable spirit creates an unstoppable force."}, {"start": 23560.46, "end": 23561.46, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 23561.46, "end": 23566.46, "text": " Thank you, Dr. S."}, {"start": 23566.46, "end": 23568.46, "text": " All right, now go have a good rest."}, {"start": 23568.46, "end": 23570.46, "text": " You are in debt."}, {"start": 23583.46, "end": 23594.46, "text": " I wasn't strong enough to save you mom, but I promise, I won't fail again."}, {"start": 23594.46, "end": 23599.46, 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